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| McConnell Next? I doubt It [CBD]GOP Representative: Mitch McConnell 'Next Guy in the Crosshairs' It's a nice thought, but I don't see it happening, other than quiet rumblings in back rooms. And please, please, please....make me eat my words!"People are frustrated with out[sic] Republican leadership, with Boehner and McConnell, and it's not usually the third or fourth question that comes up -- it's the first question that comes up," Representative Marlin Stutzman (R., Ind.), who voted against Boehner in January, told National Review last week. "It's happening at tea-party events, but it's [also] happened at Republican breakfasts, it's happening at donor meetings -- there's a deep frustration." Representative Trent Franks holds the same view, but believes that it can be relieved by the elimination of the filibuster rather than a change in leadership. "Unfortunately, the Republican base and even many esoteric Republican observers are not truly cognizant of how the Democrats' insidious use of the filibuster is beginning to tear the House conference apart," Franks said. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Test.
Posted by: HH at September 26, 2015 10:33 AM (DrCtv) 2
He should resign immediately. But I don't care about the Republican party, anymore. They left me a long time ago. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 26, 2015 10:33 AM (F1s01) Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 26, 2015 10:34 AM (u5gzz) 4
The Senate is too ingrown to get rid of McC.
Such talk comes from people that know nothing about the Senate. NOTHING. Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 10:36 AM (jJRIy) 5
It would be freaking awesome to see that Third Stage Guild Navigator retire to Geidi Prime.
Posted by: EC at September 26, 2015 10:37 AM (j8YpL) 6
The HFC needs to vote down any Speaker who is not their own. The need to force the rino/diablos to go full thaddieboi. They either need to make or break the party up.
Quit pretending that mcturtle and his ilk are any kind of Conservative. Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell and a pocket full of Silver Dimes at September 26, 2015 10:37 AM (dOD0J) 7
McConnell ain't going anywhere. He got the entire Republican caucus to vote to give Iran nukes.
More than half the GOP Senators are outright liberals. Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 26, 2015 10:38 AM (OpK2H) 8
Please keep in mind that Boehner is not gone yet. He has 35 days to wreak havoc alongside obama and reid. Boehner, I believe, is fixing on doing Very Bad Things in the next 5 weeks. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 26, 2015 10:38 AM (F1s01) 9
Our local paper is suggesting GA rep. Tom Price. He's a conservative, a doctor, and he actually has a sensible plan to replace O-care.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2015 10:38 AM (FsuaD) 10
Mitch the Bitch ain't going nowhere. With Boehner gone he see's himself as the last bulwark against moderate Republican extremism threatening D.C. He must protect the power structure and his President.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 10:39 AM (7Kl+K) 11
Hey, Sooth. What's the answer from the thread below?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2015 10:40 AM (FsuaD) 12
"Boehner, I believe, is fixing on doing Very Bad Things in the next 5 weeks."
That's why he needs to be dumped now. Just because he is retiring they should wait? What possible gain? Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell and a pocket full of Silver Dimes at September 26, 2015 10:40 AM (dOD0J) 13
Would be nice.
But I'll wait to see who they get for leader of the House to see if they learned anything. Good late morning horde. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 10:41 AM (9jeGC) 14
You guys realize that if McConnell goes, then DrewM. was actually listened to?
http://minx.cc:1080/?post=358995 Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2015 10:42 AM (zt+N6) 15
Boehner, I believe, is fixing on doing Very Bad Things in the next 5 weeks.
They should proceed with the motion to vacate. Who's gonna fall on the sword and vote for Boehner for one month? Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 26, 2015 10:42 AM (OpK2H) 16
Speaker of the House Mark Levin
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 10:42 AM (9jeGC) 17
For years I talked about the republican party as if I was speaking to someone who needed harsh advice, and with increasing frustration -- "you need to do this... if you only did that." I finally realized that they don't WANT to do those things (also of course that they cannot, i.e., do not have the courage and imagination). The only hope for the GOP is a radical reformist republican president who eviscerates them from the inside -- purges everybody and starts over.
Posted by: rrpjr at September 26, 2015 10:42 AM (s/yC1) 18
Mitch either has dementia or is delusional. He should be next.
Posted by: Fritz at September 26, 2015 10:43 AM (UzPAd) 19
I would go with the democrats option, he resigns or a democrat gets his job. Oh wait that's the same thing.
Never mind. Posted by: skip at September 26, 2015 10:43 AM (WcAm2) 20
Wow, there is some really weird sh*t in the links on that right column.
Posted by: socalcon at September 26, 2015 10:43 AM (vHlQ5) Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell and a pocket full of Silver Dimes at September 26, 2015 10:43 AM (dOD0J) 22
Mitch either has dementia or is delusional.
Posted by: Fritz at September 26, 2015 10:43 AM (UzPAd) He's really just the absolute quintessence of the establishment. Posted by: rrpjr at September 26, 2015 10:44 AM (s/yC1) 23
***"the Democrats' insidious use of the filibuster is beginning to tear the House conference apart"***
Sounds like a start to me. Someone wake me up when they start all-out brawls on the chamber floors. Then maybe something useful might get done. Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 26, 2015 10:44 AM (Wckf4) 24
I saw Jindal calling for Guild Navigator McConnell to resign yesterday at the VV confab, right after Dondi broke the news.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 26, 2015 10:44 AM (LUgeY) 25
16 Speaker of the House Mark Levin
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 10:42 AM (9jeGC) Nah, Attorney General. It's gonna take a hazmat team to clean out the Justice Department. Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 10:44 AM (sdi6R) 26
I'm pretty sure that if the Senate and house had presented a united conservative leaning front-
and got rid of the filibuster or at the very least make the Democrats conduct a verbal filibuster then vote to get their bill anyway after the filibuster ended- and, this is important, actually presented an annual budget because it's their freaking job. and used every single ounce of their Constitutional power- and used every means available to push their "promised to the voters" agenda through- they may not have totally stopped Obama but they damn sure could've tied him in knots and gotten some of their promised to the voters agenda through and they wouldn't be in this mess of their own making. So, it's too late now. Fuck'em. All the leadership needs to lose it's power and we should demand no less. Both McConnell and Boehner and their lieutenants could've and should've been using their peanut-brains to figure out how to frustrate Obama and the Dims instead of concocting the next edition of Failure Theater- Fuck those lazy lying backstabbing fucks Bring on the Trump if that's what it takes. Posted by: naturalfake at September 26, 2015 10:45 AM (KUa85) 27
12 "Boehner, I believe, is fixing on doing Very Bad Things in the next 5 weeks."
That's why he needs to be dumped now. Just because he is retiring they should wait? What possible gain? Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell and a pocket full of Silver Dimes at September 26, 2015 10:40 AM (dOD0J) The Joe Paterno treatment. He said he would retire at the end of the season when that scandal broke. Penn State said "Nah, fuck you, you're gone now." Do the motion to vacate the chair anyways. Don't let him leave on his terms. Give him that black mark so history cannot forget that he left office because he lost the support of those he was supposed to lead. Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2015 10:45 AM (zt+N6) 28
11 Hey, Sooth. What's the answer from the thread below?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2015 10:40 AM (FsuaD) --- I guessed it. Suicide booths. Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at September 26, 2015 10:46 AM (jR7Wy) 29
18 Mitch either has dementia or is delusional. He should be next.
~~ Certainly has the top two prerequisites. Posted by: socalcon at September 26, 2015 10:46 AM (vHlQ5) 30
>>>He's really just the absolute quintessence of the establishment.<<<
Right. Right. I forgot, we need to "protect the institution." Change is for whippersnappers and valets. Posted by: Fritz at September 26, 2015 10:46 AM (UzPAd) 31
Nah, Attorney General. It's gonna take a hazmat team to clean out the Justice Department. Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 10:44 AM (sdi6R) Agreed. And I can live with that. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 10:47 AM (9jeGC) Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 10:47 AM (9jeGC) 33
Let me get this straight....Harry Reid basically rewrote the process on how to pass a bill in the Senate on more than one occasion and gave the Republicants the middle finger while doing so.
So filibuster? I know, make up a new rule. Now there are no more filibusters. Whew! that was hard. We are ruled by idiots. They play by the "rules" while on the Demoncrat side they have no rules. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 26, 2015 10:48 AM (ej1L0) Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 26, 2015 10:48 AM (Wckf4) 35
Well, I certainly do hope that Senator McConnell has a bigger sense of responsibility than Speaker Boehner does. At first I was quite disappointed when the Speak announced his resignation, but now I am rather angry: he has recklessly emboldened those among congressional Republicans who sabotage their own parties majority for selfish gain.
The next Speaker must make crystal clear that the antics Boehners endured, wont be tolerated any longer. Its ridiculus and embarrassing that such a small minority is allowed to dictate the course of the conference. It must end now. Posted by: Begonia at September 26, 2015 10:49 AM (/JZxS) 36
Maybe, maybe not, but it is a useful drumbeat to have going on in the background.
Posted by: Methos at September 26, 2015 10:49 AM (ZbV+0) 37
Turtle has surrender down so pat, he hands over his wallet when you reach out your arm to shake hands. "This is a robbery, right?"
Actually, I misspoke. It's not HIS wallet he surrenders so readily. Posted by: GnuBreed at September 26, 2015 10:49 AM (gyKtp) 38
Bring out yer dead!
Posted by: Bitch McDonnald at September 26, 2015 10:50 AM (Dwehj) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 10:50 AM (7Kl+K) Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 26, 2015 10:50 AM (Wckf4) 41
Right. Right. I forgot, we need to "protect the institution." Change is for whippersnappers and valets.
Yeah, I heard Tammy Faye Boehner talking that ridiculous "I'm here to protect the institution of the HoR" bullshit too. Hey dumbass, you're the SotH in order to protect our freedom by following the Constitution, not by exempting yourself from the laws you create. Good riddance. Go to a bar and cry and leave the adults to run things. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 26, 2015 10:50 AM (LUgeY) 42
I have just folded space from Kentucky.
Many new rest homes for Senate leaders in Kentucky. I was never here. I never said this. Posted by: EC at September 26, 2015 10:50 AM (j8YpL) 43
I guessed it.
Suicide booths. Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at September 26, 2015 10:46 AM (jR7Wy) heh Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2015 10:50 AM (FsuaD) 44
Okay, so the mayor of Boston wants raise parking meter fees (to $7/hr) to ease traffic congestion in the city. Genius, eh? He's going to solve the problem by making it less convenient to come to the city. If you want to come to Boston, you can walk, ride a bike, take public transportation, or take a cab, I guess. (He has since denied it will be $7/hr). The old mayor of Boston, Mumbles Menino removed 2/3rds of the city's metered spaces, btw, for bike lanes and wider sidewalks and just for the hell of it. This is the type of leadership The People have today, the world over. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 26, 2015 10:51 AM (F1s01) 45
Speaker of the House Trey Gowdy?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2015 10:51 AM (FsuaD) Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 26, 2015 10:51 AM (RJFYm) Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at September 26, 2015 10:51 AM (u5gzz) 48
Begonia is either a parody, and they really suck ass at doing parodies. Probably the idiot that did the awful "Dorcus Blimline" copycats of Mary that they eventually gave up on and just tried to do Mary themselves.
Or they are serious and just suck ass. Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2015 10:52 AM (zt+N6) 49
39 "A new hash?
Hmmm." Are you a troll now? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 10:50 AM (7Kl+K *looks at hands and feet Nope, same ol' me Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 10:52 AM (9jeGC) 50
Begonia has to be Mary Clog's alternate personality.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 26, 2015 10:52 AM (zyIlW) 51
GMTA, buzzion
![]() Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 26, 2015 10:53 AM (zyIlW) 52
The rumors of my impending ouster are ridiculus.
Posted by: Bitch McDonnald at September 26, 2015 10:53 AM (Dwehj) 53
...the antics Boehner endured, won't be tolerated any longer. It's ridiculous
and embarrassing that such a small minority is allowed to dictate the course of the conference. As the old yuppie joke went, "See this from MY point of view." When Boehner slapped down the Tea Party congressmen, that is exactly what he thought he was doing. The GOPe agreed, whole-heartedly. And Dems, too. Just a question of who's representin', and who's getting represented. Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 26, 2015 10:53 AM (xq1UY) 54
Begonia, please describe what you mean by "selfish gain".
Take your time. Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 26, 2015 10:50 AM (Wckf4) ____ THAT is very simple: access to the coffers of right wing organizations that have no positive agenda whatsoever and just want to throw spanners into the works. And favorable coverage from Brietbart and other fringy media outlets of course! Posted by: Begonia at September 26, 2015 10:53 AM (/JZxS) 55
The next Speaker must make crystal clear that the
FIFY Posted by: Methos at September 26, 2015 10:54 AM (ZbV+0) 56
Begonia. Bless your heart.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2015 10:54 AM (FsuaD) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 10:54 AM (7Kl+K) 58
BTW, I had no intention of highjacking the previous thread. That was just my usual pre-coffee rambling.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 26, 2015 10:54 AM (LUgeY) Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 26, 2015 10:54 AM (Wckf4) 60
Eleven hours into Climate Chaos. Nearly out of milk.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 26, 2015 10:54 AM (gcGvX) 61
45 Speaker of the House Trey Gowdy?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2015 10:51 AM (FsuaD) --- I would love Honey Badger as Speaker. Or Attorney General. Or Chief Executioner. Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at September 26, 2015 10:55 AM (jR7Wy) 62
35, Begonia, it is not a minority that did in Boehner. Any number of polls show that the vast majority of REPUBLICANS are unhappy and even feel betrayed by GOP Congressional leadership.
BTW, are you a troll or really that stupid? Posted by: WannabeAnglican at September 26, 2015 10:55 AM (gFO8N) 63
Okay, so the mayor of Boston wants raise parking meter fees (to $7/hr) to ease traffic congestion in the city.
- Please come to Boston in the springtime. And bring lots of mf'in' cash. Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 26, 2015 10:55 AM (RJFYm) 64
Do the motion to vacate the chair anyways. Don't let him leave on his terms. Give him that black mark so history cannot forget that he left office because he lost the support of those he was supposed to lead. Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2015 10:45 AM (zt+N6) Boy, for a dead guy you can be a pretty bad hard ass. They won't do that, too rude and remember everyone is now jockeying for a leadership position and they will need Boner's buddies. Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 10:56 AM (jJRIy) 65
THAT is very simple: access to the coffers of right wing organizations that have no positive agenda
Liberating America from the foreign power in DC seems pretty positive to me. Posted by: Methos at September 26, 2015 10:56 AM (ZbV+0) 66
"No positive genda?"
Kindly explain to us how a conservative approach to government isn't a positive one. We'll wait. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 26, 2015 10:56 AM (LUgeY) Posted by: Belonia at September 26, 2015 10:56 AM (u5gzz) 68
Yeah, I heard Tammy Faye Boehner talking that ridiculous "I'm here to protect the institution of the HoR" bullshit too.
That's the essence of his problem - what he looked out for was Congress. That was his tribe. There was a quote at hot air about Boehner being a backroom cigar and handshake guy who was unable to adapt to Alinsky style liberals, or the TEA party. Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 26, 2015 10:57 AM (OpK2H) 69
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Eleven hours into Climate Chaos. Nearly out of milk. Posted by: Boss Moss at September 26, 2015 10:54 AM (gcGvX) Wait, a snow storm this early? Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 10:57 AM (jJRIy) 70
There is no Begonia. Begonia is a better quality Cloggenstein.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell and a pocket full of Silver Dimes at September 26, 2015 10:57 AM (dOD0J) 71
Why would Boehner screw us over before he left? --Boehner has a grudge --Boehner is a No Good --Boehner likes to think (or at least say) he's doing good for the people --Boehner is a Big Government turd and always has been --Boehner would rather please the media and be spoken of well by them in the future than do the right thing. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 26, 2015 10:57 AM (F1s01) 72
Mary's a little stale. But whoever does the Jose Canseco sock is a genius.
I miss Che-che of the Quivering Lip, too. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 26, 2015 10:58 AM (LUgeY) 73
How much are parking meter fees now in Boston now? I keep hearing from homeowners that property taxes are approaching rent levels.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 26, 2015 10:58 AM (gcGvX) Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 26, 2015 10:58 AM (RJFYm) Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 26, 2015 10:59 AM (F1s01) 76
***"THAT is very simple: access to the coffers of right wing organizations that have no positive agenda whatsoever and just want to throw spanners into the works. And favorable coverage from Brietbart and other fringy media outlets of course!"***
What proof do you offer that these rapscalions are after Right Wing Loot? What are these "negative agendas"? What do you mean by "throwing spanners into the works"? What's "fringe" about Breitbart? You see, you need to make some concrete, substantive observations instead of these simple and lame accusations if you want to be taken seriously. Otherwise, you'll be treated more appropriately. Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 26, 2015 10:59 AM (Wckf4) 77
**hic**
Just walk away, Mitch. Join me in the sweet, sweet multi-million dollar life of lobbying! **hic hic hic** Posted by: A Cockworked Orange at September 26, 2015 10:59 AM (S7x7a) 78
THAT is very simple: access to the coffers of right
wing organizations that have no positive agenda whatsoever and just want to throw spanners into the works. And favorable coverage from Brietbart and other fringy media outlets of course! Posted by: Begonia at September 26, 2015 10:53 AM (/JZxS) Little early to be smoking dope don't you think? Or you could share? Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 10:59 AM (jJRIy) 79
Boehner's resignation is directly attributable to Trumps poll numbers. Does anybody think that Boehner would have resigned if Yeb! was leading in the polls? The pressure Trump is putting on the GOPe is forcing rank and file RINOs to put pressure on their leadership.
People need to get on the Trump bandwagon. Use Trump as a WMD on the GOPe establishment. Then ditch him. Posted by: TommyTee at September 26, 2015 11:00 AM (zFXwQ) 80
69 Some frog said that at midnight last night, Climate Chaos would begin.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 26, 2015 11:00 AM (gcGvX) 81
The Left's solution to every problem (real or imagined) is Marxism/Totalitarianism. --tax it --ban it --regulate it Or build a casino on it. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 26, 2015 11:01 AM (F1s01) 82
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69 Some frog said that at midnight last night, Climate Chaos would begin. Posted by: Boss Moss at September 26, 2015 11:00 AM (gcGvX) Well, shit, I better drink faster. Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 11:01 AM (jJRIy) 83
Change 'puters? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 10:54 AM (7Kl+K) No. And it may have been changed for awhile and I just noticed. At work it's still the same I believe. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 11:01 AM (9jeGC) 84
Begonia, it is not a minority that did in Boehner. Any number of polls show that the vast majority of REPUBLICANS are unhappy and even feel betrayed by GOP Congressional leadership.
BTW, are you a troll or really that stupid? Posted by: WannabeAnglican at September 26, 2015 10:55 AM (gFO8N) ______ In the conference? Of course that was a minority. And polls are just polls for gods sake. Do you really want politicians to change course 180° every other week because another Zogby or PPP poll comes out? Politicians must be more than weathervanes. I guess I am a "troll", because every commenter with a dissenting opinion is called a "troll" around here. Posted by: Begonia at September 26, 2015 11:01 AM (/JZxS) 85
Apologies for quoting Be-Gone-Ya Troll. I did correct the spelling, though.
Had me going for a second. Took it the wrong way, and thought it was serious. Will not make that mistake again. We used to say at the Department, if you really did learn from every mistake, this would be the smartest organization in history. Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 26, 2015 11:01 AM (xq1UY) 86
68 Yeah, I heard Tammy Faye Boehner talking that ridiculous "I'm here to protect the institution of the HoR" bullshit too.
That's the essence of his problem - what he looked out for was Congress. That was his tribe. There was a quote at hot air about Boehner being a backroom cigar and handshake guy who was unable to adapt to Alinsky style liberals, or the TEA party. Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 26, 2015 10:57 AM (OpK2H) The scary part is that Congress under Boner and the Turtle has voluntarily neutered itself. No Reichstag Fire or Enabling Act was necessary. Who would have predicted that ten years ago? So they're perfectly willing to be the lackeys of a dictator to protect the "institution" and their perks, but mostly their perks. Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 11:01 AM (sdi6R) 87
60 Eleven hours into Climate Chaos. Nearly out of milk.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 26, 2015 10:54 AM (gcGvX) Just learned my brother bought a boat. Bring on the floods!! Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 11:02 AM (9jeGC) 88
The Frog said it 501 days ago, actually. Today, according to him, marks the day when it is too late to do anything about "climate change" and we will experience "climate chaos." Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 26, 2015 11:02 AM (F1s01) Posted by: Boss Moss at September 26, 2015 11:03 AM (gcGvX) Posted by: Methos at September 26, 2015 11:03 AM (ZbV+0) 91
Still waiting...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 26, 2015 11:03 AM (LUgeY) 92
"No. And it may have been changed for awhile and I just noticed. At work it's still the same I believe."
Well, as an IT guy I'm outta ideas. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 11:03 AM (7Kl+K) 93
Climate Chaos may be found in the Book of Revelation.
Posted by: Pope John Francis Murphy at September 26, 2015 11:04 AM (Dwehj) Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 26, 2015 11:04 AM (F1s01) 95
/s
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 11:04 AM (7Kl+K) 96
Amazing to me that these geezers with their classic cars can have them in pristine, immaculately restored condition... yet some seem unable to fix the muffler!
![]() Oh, uh, under 100? McConnell something something on topic. Posted by: mindful webworker, still in a motel in Missou at September 26, 2015 11:05 AM (geVJ9) 97
Go Prius and sin no more.
Posted by: Pope John Francis Murphy at September 26, 2015 11:05 AM (Dwehj) 98
80 69 Some frog said that at midnight last night, Climate Chaos would begin.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 26, 2015 11:00 AM (gcGvX) It's pretty breezy here today, so maybe it's starting. Does "Climate Chaos" mean that it will get up to 110 degrees where I am, but below freezing in the next county over? Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 11:05 AM (sdi6R) 99
It's already too late. Might as well reopen all the coal power plants then. Coal is organic.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 26, 2015 11:05 AM (gcGvX) 100
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The Frog said it 501 days ago, actually. Today, according to him, marks the day when it is too late to do anything about "climate change" and we will experience "climate chaos." Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 26, 2015 11:02 AM (F1s01) *looks outside* It's pretty chaotic here. Birds singing, butterflies on the flowers, gentle breeze. Guess I'd better head to the store and stock up on bread and milk. Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2015 11:05 AM (FsuaD) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 11:05 AM (7Kl+K) 102
Well, as an IT guy I'm outta ideas.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 11:03 AM (7Kl+K) Oh I'm not worried about it. Fwajc was getting stale ![]() Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 11:06 AM (9jeGC) 103
It's pretty chaotic here. Birds singing, butterflies on the flowers, gentle breeze. I will pray for you. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 26, 2015 11:07 AM (F1s01) 104
I guess I am a "troll", because every commenter with a dissenting opinion is called a "troll" around here.
Posted by: Begonia at September 26, 2015 11:01 AM (/JZxS) Dissenter. Is that what brain-dead establishment shills are called now? Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 26, 2015 11:07 AM (u5gzz) 105
The only way to pry McConnell out of the Majority Leaders chair is turn the Senate back over to the Democrats for a term.
And they're just the guys to do it. Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2015 11:07 AM (rwI+c) 106
"Might as well reopen all the coal power plants then. Coal is organic."
Seriously. Might as well be warm as the Global Warming turns into Global Cooling. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 11:07 AM (7Kl+K) 107
Hey, wait a minute. You're not the Pope.
No, I'm actually a painter. Good enough for gub'mint work. Posted by: Pope John Francis Murphy at September 26, 2015 11:08 AM (Dwehj) 108
All trolls are Average Joe.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2015 11:08 AM (rwI+c) 109
OT: From a more civilized age, when even beer delivery guys wore snappy uniforms:
http://www.shorpy.com/node/19512?size=_original#caption If this would be part of Obama's proposed civilian suds security force, I'm fer it. Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at September 26, 2015 11:08 AM (jR7Wy) 110
I mentioned last night that obama pretty much said the same thing 3 weeks ago in Alaska, except obama added that the debate was over and the deniers need to accept reality. Yeah. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 26, 2015 11:08 AM (F1s01) 111
Begonia, that's not dissenting, that's just juvenile contrarianism.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 26, 2015 11:10 AM (Wckf4) 112
Wikipedia says that Mitch McConnel has a net worth of 17 million. That's what 30 years of Kabuki Theater gets ya. Poor John B. has amassed only 5 mill. Maybe that's why he was crying.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 26, 2015 11:10 AM (GzDYP) 113
"It's pretty chaotic here. Birds singing, butterflies on the flowers, gentle breeze."
Everything normal? Sure sign of trouble. Panic! Now! Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 11:10 AM (7Kl+K) Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at September 26, 2015 11:11 AM (Dwehj) 115
F*cking EPA.
From the f*cking AP: "EPA seeks to thwart cheating. In a letter to car manufacturers, the EPA said it will add on-road testing to its regimen, using 'driving cycles and conditions that may reasonably be expected to be encountered in normal operation and use, for the purposes of investigating a potential "defeat device" similar to the one used by Volkswagon. The testing would be in addition of the standard emissions tests already in place.' Love this part: "VW's sophisticated software allowed its cars to pass tests in the lab and then spew pollution into the atmosphere while on the highway. Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2015 11:11 AM (FsuaD) 116
We have been in Climate Chaos since I was born. It gets cold for a few months and then hot for a few months. It's crazy.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 26, 2015 11:11 AM (gcGvX) 117
i love when people show up .....with unrecognizable nics ..... and start whining
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 26, 2015 11:11 AM (0O7c5) 118
Maybe it is personality (he just seems more obviously diabolical), but Mitch always bothered me more than Boehner.
Posted by: Baldy at September 26, 2015 11:11 AM (sEXjW) 119
Begonia, that's not dissenting, that's just juvenile contrarianism.
No it isn't! Posted by: andycanuck at September 26, 2015 11:13 AM (Aw1ge) 120
I don't need this shot anymore.
I'm gonna retire to the sewers, eat pizza, and spend my days fighting evil ninjas. Posted by: Old Age Mutant Senate Turtle at September 26, 2015 11:13 AM (S7x7a) 121
: "VW's sophisticated software allowed its cars to pass tests in the lab and then spew pollution into the atmosphere while on the highway.
- VW: the Hitler of cars. Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 26, 2015 11:13 AM (RJFYm) 122
I guess I am a "troll", because every commenter with a dissenting opinion is called a "troll" around here.
Posted by: Begonia at September 26, 2015 11:01 AM (/JZxS) thank you for self identifying......next Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 26, 2015 11:13 AM (0O7c5) 123
The Pope elbowed ManBearPig out of the way to become the new High Preist of Glowbull warming.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 26, 2015 11:13 AM (gcGvX) Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 26, 2015 11:14 AM (Wckf4) 125
that's just juvenile contrarianism
I wrote the book on that. Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo No, you didn't! Posted by: andycanuck at September 26, 2015 11:14 AM (Aw1ge) 126
What is it called when some drivers spew that big black smoke intentionally?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 11:14 AM (9jeGC) 127
VW: the Hitler of cars.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 26, 2015 11:13 AM (RJFYm) -- hahaha! Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at September 26, 2015 11:14 AM (jR7Wy) 128
And so it begins.
Posted by: Guy who always thinks it's beginning at September 26, 2015 11:15 AM (kTF2Z) 129
McConnel is far worse than Boehner. McConnell's a schemer and wheeler-dealer and he'd sell his own mother. Getting rid of Beohner is like getting rid Usay Hussein. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 26, 2015 11:15 AM (F1s01) 130
I guess I am a "troll", because every commenter with a dissenting opinion is called a "troll" around here.
But I came here for an argument! Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2015 11:15 AM (xGh4g) 131
126 There's a new Pope?
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 26, 2015 11:15 AM (gcGvX) 132
Found it. Rolling coal.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 11:15 AM (9jeGC) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 11:15 AM (7Kl+K) 134
@109
Love beer delivery guy in a bow tie and wing tips. Looks better that 95% of the people on my plane from London last night. Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 11:15 AM (jJRIy) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 11:16 AM (7Kl+K) 136
Ah, you want abuse! Second door on the right.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2015 11:16 AM (rwI+c) 137
I've got to run into town later and spew crap into the atmosphere. *looks lovingly at Hitler car*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2015 11:16 AM (FsuaD) 138
I guess I am a "troll", because every commenter with a dissenting opinion is called a "troll" around here.
Posted by: Begonia at September 26, 2015 11:01 AM (/JZxS) Whatever. In any case, your "dissenting" point is nugatory. What Boehner "endured" isn't going to stop or go away. It's only going to get stronger. Posted by: rrpjr at September 26, 2015 11:16 AM (s/yC1) Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 26, 2015 11:16 AM (F1s01) 140
The scary part is that Congress under Boner and the Turtle has voluntarily neutered itself. No Reichstag Fire or Enabling Act was necessary. Who would have predicted that ten years ago?
There were always people warning against deference to the executive. Legislatures don't want to make decisions. They want to pontificate on them. It is too late, IMO. The presidency is already a functional dictatorship. Within my lifetime I expect to see a president for life if we still have a federal government mandating how three hundred million people are to live. The question is which half of America will he work for. Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 26, 2015 11:16 AM (OpK2H) 141
We have been in Climate Chaos since I was born. It gets cold for a few months and then hot for a few months. It's crazy.
Yeah, sometimes the sun is out and other times it's not. Or it's raining, then it stops raining. And don't get me started on that snow stuff. Will this madness never end? Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 26, 2015 11:17 AM (LUgeY) 142
Your autos exhaust spews carbon which helps plants grow. It's the circle of life.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 26, 2015 11:17 AM (gcGvX) 143
I'm with rrpjr above. I always thought the Republicans didn't know how to get our agenda enacted. Now I know they don't want to.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2015 11:18 AM (rwI+c) 144
I take that back, beer guy looks better than EVERYONE on the plane last night but my wife and me.
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 11:18 AM (jJRIy) 145
Under Shorpy's subheading "Handsome Rakes" I found one Vasile Choken, which is a great Russian porn name:
http://www.shorpy.com/node/6461 Myrtle Beach Air Service Command, 1943. Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at September 26, 2015 11:18 AM (jR7Wy) 146
It's cooled off 20 degrees in the last two weeks here. If this rate holds, we will have mile high glaciers here by next February.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2015 11:19 AM (rwI+c) 147
Uday and Qusay.
Sick fuckers. Hope they're getting cornholed repeatedly with rabid porcupines while blowing pissed-off boars. Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 26, 2015 11:20 AM (zyIlW) 148
It's cooled off 20 degrees in the last two weeks here. If this rate holds, we will have mile high glaciers here by next February. Holy cats, that is scary! Why isn't anyone doing anything about this? Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 26, 2015 11:20 AM (F1s01) 149
I was expecting two excellent series on the Holocaust to be picked up and aired in the US. While Weinstein has bought the rights to The Eichmann Story they have not announced when they might air it. The other is Annihilation which is an 8 part series. Again, both are excellent. You might be able to view both on the internet. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 26, 2015 11:20 AM (iQIUe) 150
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Within my lifetime I expect to see a president for life if we still have a federal government mandating how three hundred million people are to live. The question is which half of America will he work for. Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 26, 2015 11:16 AM (OpK2H) We already know the answer to that question. The half of America that still prizes individual liberty wants no part of a dictator. Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 11:21 AM (sdi6R) 151
148 Like what?
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 26, 2015 11:21 AM (gcGvX) 152
Nuke the filibuster and get bills passed through reconciliation.
What is Harry Reid going to do? Nuke the filibuster? Pass Obamacare illegally by subbing the text in for another bill? Bitch M. will not do this because he agrees with the Obama agenda. Posted by: Valiant at September 26, 2015 11:21 AM (2bqlb) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 11:21 AM (7Kl+K) 154
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I guess I am a "troll", because every commenter with a dissenting opinion is called a "troll" around here. Posted by: Begonia at September 26, 2015 11:01 AM (/JZxS) Not necessarily, but it can seem that way. When I try to suggest that poverty is not always a personal failure, for example, the long knives come out. Be respectful, and self-deprecating, and you'll be fine. Unless you are a troll. Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 26, 2015 11:21 AM (yxw0r) Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 26, 2015 11:22 AM (Wckf4) 156
Fall is scary. And don't get me started on winter.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2015 11:22 AM (FsuaD) 157
The Glacier Whisperer.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 26, 2015 11:22 AM (gcGvX) Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 26, 2015 11:23 AM (F1s01) 159
Ow! My head!
Posted by: andycanuck at September 26, 2015 11:23 AM (Aw1ge) 160
VW's sophisticated software allowed its cars to pass tests in the lab
Does anyone else feel not terribly bad about folks finding workarounds to government interference in our lives? Posted by: Methos at September 26, 2015 11:23 AM (ZbV+0) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 26, 2015 11:24 AM (LUgeY) 162
I'd be in favor of dumping Boehner now for 2 reasons--first for the humiliation aspect, but more importantly to prevent him from doing anything catastrophic in his remaining time. Posted by: irongrampa at September 26, 2015 11:24 AM (jeCnD) 163
Barry should have used his selfie-stick to get a pic of himself with a polar bear. That would have been awesome.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2015 11:24 AM (FsuaD) 164
Volkswagen is an instrument of Beelzebub.
Posted by: Pope John Francis Murphy at September 26, 2015 11:24 AM (Dwehj) 165
If the Onion was funny, which it isn't, it would spoof obama's Iran deal with a piece on obama's North Pole deal, how he negotiated us out of climate change. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 26, 2015 11:25 AM (F1s01) 166
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 26, 2015 11:21 AM (yxw0r)
Poverty is often a personal failure. That is axiomatic. However....since LBJ's Great Society has done its work, coupled with Obama's additions to it, I am less enthusiastic about blaming all poverty on personal shortcomings. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2015 11:25 AM (Zu3d9) 167
The next Speaker must make crystal clear that the antics Boehners endured, wont be tolerated any longer. Its ridiculus and embarrassing that such a small minority is allowed to dictate the course of the conference. It must end now.
Posted by: Begonia at September 26, 2015 10:49 AM (/JZxS) Susan Olivia Cuthbertson Klein, is that you? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2015 11:25 AM (0yhH4) 168
That 700 and odd horsepower Dodge Hellcat actually has 800 and odd horsepower. That way they don't have to purchase as many indulgences from ManBearPig.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 26, 2015 11:25 AM (gcGvX) 169
"It is too late, IMO."
And in mine. We no longer have a republican form of government. Representative government will not be restored. It is indeed too late for that. Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 26, 2015 11:25 AM (u5gzz) 170
Speaker of the House Trey Gowdy. Pass it on.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2015 11:26 AM (FsuaD) 171
Hahahahaha about one fifth of the comments on this thread are just personal insults based on disagreements on people's positions. Thanks God we have rules about that. Keeps the riff raff in line. Posted by: MAx at September 26, 2015 11:26 AM (LAliD) 172
There will be no standing on principles any more. From now on, compromise and common ground. Anyone who holds the country hostage for political benefit will..
will.. that is to say, there will be no shooting of hostages. So anyone taking hostages, other than republicans of course, will be appeased and that is my final offer. No more politics as usual. Hostage takers will be dealt with, severely dealt with. Posted by: Speaker MacCarthy at September 26, 2015 11:27 AM (xSyyV) 173
When we talk of, "limited government" they hear, "limited opportunities for me, my family, friends and donors!"
I've said that things won't really change until the left starts its own Tea Party. I did not mean Bernie. Dang those people are stupid. Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 26, 2015 11:27 AM (GzDYP) 174
Ted Nugent for Speaker.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 26, 2015 11:27 AM (gcGvX) 175
Posted by: MAx at September 26, 2015 11:26 AM (LAliD)
No...mockery is not a personal insult. If I have missed a direct insult, please point it out. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2015 11:28 AM (Zu3d9) 176
The old mayor of Boston, Mumbles Menino removed 2/3rds of the city's metered spaces, btw, for bike lanes and wider sidewalks and just for the hell of it.
This is the type of leadership The People have today, the world over. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 26, 2015 10:51 AM (F1s01) As do idiot progressive mayors everywhere. The fag muslim mayor of Calgary, Naheed Nenshi, raised parking meter rates, and carved bike lanes out of useful traffic lanes on many city streets. Agenda 21. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2015 11:28 AM (0yhH4) 177
How about a nice Smart Car?
Posted by: Pope John Francis Murphy at September 26, 2015 11:28 AM (Dwehj) 178
Self Appointed Blog Police are here.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 26, 2015 11:28 AM (Wckf4) 179
Thanks God we have rules about that. Keeps the riff raff in line.
Posted by: MAx at September 26, 2015 11:26 AM (LAliD) Boring day monitoring the detention hall, is it? Posted by: Methos at September 26, 2015 11:29 AM (ZbV+0) 180
178 Self Appointed Blog Police are here.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 26, 2015 11:28 AM (Wckf4) Careful. He'll accuse you of doxxing him. Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2015 11:29 AM (zt+N6) 181
The radical left Democrats won because they did not dismiss the small victories they were finally able to get and built upon them. Some of you guys seem to think that you should be able to snap your fingers and get what you want. We have momentum now and need to build upon it instead of continuing to call for SMOD. It won't be easy but nothing worth doing is.
Posted by: Max Rockatansky at September 26, 2015 11:29 AM (3UF8d) 182
It's Cocaine-palooza! Everyone has a cartel project. Tom Cruise is filming and staring in a movie on Barry Seals. Jake Gyllenhaalaaaaaaaal is staring and producing in a movie on Mel Mermelstein. Then there is Sicario with Emily Blount due to open now. While it has gotten good reviews, I just cant see her or an other female in the part. I'm sure I've missed a few. Plenty of drug king pins around to draw inspiration from. Oh, and Madonna is set to play a La Madrinna (godmother) in Narcos 2. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 26, 2015 11:29 AM (iQIUe) 183
"Thanks God we have rules about that. Keeps the riff raff in line."
Obviously I should receive demerits. Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 26, 2015 11:30 AM (u5gzz) 184
testing
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 26, 2015 11:30 AM (LUgeY) 185
I have two takeaway Maggiano's Lasagnas.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 26, 2015 11:30 AM (gcGvX) 186
Sgt Choken lived to be 86. Looks like his family is still in Akron. Ace dude.
Hope he "aged well." Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 26, 2015 11:30 AM (xq1UY) 187
Great, my comments are randomly disappearing, just like before I got banninated.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 26, 2015 11:31 AM (LUgeY) 188
Mooch McDonald is safe as houses...
You've got no less than three functional democrats in the Senate not even counting Mooch... Juan Queeg Lindsey Graham-McCain Jefe (truly a) Flake Kelly (the Dolt) Ayotte yup Harry Reid is functionally still Senate Majority leader Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at September 26, 2015 11:32 AM (g8Hfr) Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2015 11:32 AM (zt+N6) 190
Keep stirring the pot, MAx. Soup's almost done.
Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2015 11:32 AM (foBj9) 191
O/T,
Simon Crowell has been told when he will die (age 95). I will giggle my ass off if he gets hit by a bus in the near future. Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 26, 2015 11:33 AM (zyIlW) 192
181 Posted by: Max Rockatansky at September 26, 2015 11:29 AM (3UF8d)
The radical left won b/c the US media is compromised.... there can be no even little victories when your coalition's leadership refuses to treat enemies as enemies and allies as allies. Ogabe gets everything he wants in the end. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at September 26, 2015 11:33 AM (g8Hfr) 193
Hey Chi
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I will giggle my ass off if he gets hit by a bus in the near future.
That bus driver's driver was truly awful. I thought he had potential, but he just turned out to be a total disappointment. Posted by: Simon Cowell's ghost at September 26, 2015 11:35 AM (ZbV+0) 197
"Some of you guys seem to think that you should be able to snap your fingers and get what you want."
Naw. I get what I want when I wiggle my nose. Posted by: Samantha at September 26, 2015 11:35 AM (GzDYP) Posted by: andycanuck at September 26, 2015 11:36 AM (Aw1ge) 199
Myrtle Beach Air Service Command, 1943.
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at September 26, 2015 11:18 AM (jR7Wy) Now a yuppie shopping center. Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 11:36 AM (jJRIy) 200
What is it called when some drivers spew that big black smoke intentionally?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 11:14 AM (9jeGC) The term is "rolling coal". Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2015 11:36 AM (0yhH4) 201
So this is how it ends.
Posted by: Guy who thinks it's ending at September 26, 2015 11:36 AM (kTF2Z) Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2015 11:36 AM (foBj9) 203
We already know the answer to that question. The half of America that still prizes individual liberty wants no part of a dictator.
Many of the people who say they love individual liberty are shouting 'it's the law!' At Kim Davis. Most Americans will just accept it. Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 26, 2015 11:37 AM (OpK2H) 204
D-d-don't f-f-forget me. I'm a-a-always good for a r-r-reach around a-a-across the aisle.
Posted by: Susan Collins at September 26, 2015 11:37 AM (S7x7a) Posted by: andycanuck at September 26, 2015 11:37 AM (Aw1ge) Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 11:37 AM (9jeGC) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 11:38 AM (7Kl+K) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2015 11:38 AM (Zu3d9) 209
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D-d-don't f-f-forget me. I'm a-a-always good for a r-r-reach around a-a-across the aisle. Posted by: Susan Collins at September 26, 2015 11:37 AM (S7x7a) *coffee through nose* The female Robert Kennedy (voice-wise). Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2015 11:39 AM (FsuaD) 210
btw, I coined a new term Casino Conservatives These are Republicans who cotton to idiotic big government "solutions" that Democrats propose. Casino Conservative love govt solutions as much as Democrats, no matter how feeble or illogical. Example: Susan Collins' giddy support of obama's scam Cash For Clunkers. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a low profile tip and ergonomical handle at September 26, 2015 11:39 AM (F1s01) 211
***"Some of you guys seem to think that you should be able to snap your fingers and get what you want."***
Oh please. Regaining control over the legislature over the course of over four years should amount to at least *stopping* the Left's agenda. Instead we haven't really even slowed it. Last time the GOP held the legislature and the WH, we got...more spending and bigger government. So no, expecting some Right-ish results over the course of 15 years isn't exactly being impatient. Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 26, 2015 11:40 AM (Wckf4) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 11:40 AM (7Kl+K) Posted by: Samantha at September 26, 2015 11:40 AM (GzDYP) 214
145 Under Shorpy's subheading "Handsome Rakes" I found one Vasile Choken, which is a great Russian porn name:
http://www.shorpy.com/node/6461 Myrtle Beach Air Service Command, 1943. Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at September 26, 2015 11:18 AM (jR7Wy) In the interest of equal time for the guys, I present: http://www.shorpy.com/node/6891?size=_original#caption Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 11:41 AM (sdi6R) 215
Oops.
Posted by: Not Samantha at September 26, 2015 11:41 AM (GzDYP) 216
Rolling coal is simply a matter of over-fueling your diesel. I turned the injection pump all the way up on my old N/A 7.3 (pre powerstroke Ford) and it was tons of fun to dump 2nd gear at a stoplight to bury the little riceburners in a black cloud.
I'm easily entertained. Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2015 11:42 AM (foBj9) 217
So this is how liberty dies. To thunderous applause.
Posted by: Bad dialog from a shitty movie at September 26, 2015 11:42 AM (kTF2Z) 218
The term is "rolling coal".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2015 11:36 AM (0yhH4) A friend of mine owns an 1970 something MB 300SD. It has 300K on it and uses any diesel they sell. Smokes like a coal furnace. He says old hippie women actually drive up beside him and start giving him shit. He lives in SC, he's 75. He flips them the bird. SC has no vehicle inspection, but he says people write in to DMV complaining about his car and they forward the complaints to him. Fvcking nation of nannies and busy bodies. Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 11:43 AM (jJRIy) 219
McConnell's the worse of the two, but the real problem is he's leading a pack of Repubs that at the drop of the hat will vote with the Dems, i.e. Planned Parenthood. Lacking a majority of actual conservatives don't know if Repubs could succeed at much.
Posted by: waelse1 at September 26, 2015 11:43 AM (8/NBG) 220
Onward to oust the turtle! Light them torches! Let's do this!
Posted by: Soona at September 26, 2015 11:44 AM (Fmupd) 221
I call them Cuntservatives, and would love to punt them across the Potomac.
Posted by: denouncing myself for comparing c#Mrs to those members of the GOPe at September 26, 2015 11:44 AM (S7x7a) 222
I have no doubt that the "small minority" of "crazies" (paraphrasing Peter King etc) would be a much larger group if we had different Congressional leadership (that truly wanted to advance conservatism defeat BO).
Posted by: Baldy at September 26, 2015 11:45 AM (sEXjW) 223
It must end now.
I'll agree with the potted plant here. They should actually fight - to the death - repeatedly. Posted by: DaveA at September 26, 2015 11:46 AM (DL2i+) Posted by: denouncing myself for comparing c#nts to those members of the GOPe at September 26, 2015 11:47 AM (S7x7a) 225
No filibuster but a talking filibuster.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 26, 2015 11:47 AM (MxONJ) 226
Frustrared? Try PISSED the hell off.
They only need 51 votes to pass Obamacare, TPT and the Iran nuke deal, but they need 60 to stop/reverse any of that? Bullshit. Hell they can't even NOT fund PP (as if that funding is a Constitional right) or pass a budget WITH CONTROL OF BOTH CHAMBERS. Talk about pissing on my leg and telling me it's raining. Posted by: Dancing Queen at September 26, 2015 11:47 AM (VxI0d) 227
The radical left didn't win because they came up with some grand strategy of winning hearts and minds. They won because they literally changed the makeup of the country.
It's called open borders and subsidizing the lowest elements of our society to breed at will. Posted by: Matt at September 26, 2015 11:48 AM (s+/8r) 228
>>> 217 So this is how liberty dies. To thunderous applause.
------- The applause that was heard right after President Barry Soetoro was "sworn" into office. Posted by: GBruno at September 26, 2015 11:48 AM (u49WF) Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at September 26, 2015 11:49 AM (u5gzz) 230
SC has no vehicle inspection, but he says people write in to DMV complaining about his car and they forward the complaints to him.
Fvcking nation of nannies and busy bodies. Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 11:43 AM (jJRIy) I remember being in Costa Rica in 1982. Everything was Diesel, and the heavy trucks pulling the big hills on the Carrera Panamericana laid down a pall of smoke so thick you could have surfed it with a snowboard. Not tuned for altitude, methinks. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2015 11:50 AM (0yhH4) 231
Yes, CBD, it really sounds nice to imagine that Bitch McConnell would follow The Weeper out the door. Him and, say, 534 other members of the most destructive -- and yet pathetic -- Congress in American history.
Collectively, they have done Choom Boy's bidding, and thus have inflicted maximum damage on the nation's security, financial health and every other aspect of our lives they could stick their pork-stained fingers into. And they have managed to do all that while still making time to preen and play "statesman" in front of the cameras. Contrast the good they have done -- essentially none at all -- with their other actions and you have a group of people who would, in a sane society, be in jail or at local homeless shelters instead of parading around D.C. Some showed promise when they were first elected -- Issa, Gowdy, Cruz, Rubio, Baby Paul, etc. -- and others hit town already known as crooks and layabouts. It is, alas, the system that needs fixing, and that won't happen when a single "leadership" position changes hands. I'd love to see The Bitch go, too, but he, like the rest of the scum in D.C., is too entrenched to be threatened by ouster. Only law-enforcement can save us. Posted by: MrScribbler at September 26, 2015 11:50 AM (1GuiX) Posted by: DaveA at September 26, 2015 11:51 AM (DL2i+) 233
Things have gone way past the point where voting can fix things.
Voting can affect things here and there, but our fate is set. Collapse and rebuild. It is good and useful to toss out as many of the bad guys as we can, but it won't stop the shit from hitting the fan. Posted by: Positive Waves at September 26, 2015 11:52 AM (MQEz6) 234
A friend of mine owns an 1970 something MB 300SD. It has 300K on it and uses any diesel they sell. Smokes like a coal furnace
-------------------- Those things will burn anything. Really. I had two tanks on my IDI. I used the rear tank for bunker fuel, and the front tank to start/stop my drive. My homemade bunker fuel was basically all the used motor oil, tranny fluid & old gas from my neighbors. Smoked like a sailor & stunk like a whore, but it was free fuel. Posted by: Chi at September 26, 2015 11:52 AM (foBj9) 235
""Fuck 'em" isn't nearly strong enough."
Fcuk them with a barbed wire wrapped flaming 205mm pineapple with a Lance tactical nuke missile chaser? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 11:52 AM (7Kl+K) Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 26, 2015 11:52 AM (oVJmc) 237
The radical left didn't win because they came up with some grand strategy of winning hearts and minds. They won because they literally changed the makeup of the country.
It's called open borders and subsidizing the lowest elements of our society to breed at will. Posted by: Matt at September 26, 2015 11:48 AM (s+/8r) And they throw candy at parades like obamaphones, 2 years of unemployment pay and smokes for votes. Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 26, 2015 11:53 AM (GzDYP) 238
Reid already eliminated the Republican filibuster, McConnell has decided for whatever reason to keep the Democrat filibuster. I don't see how you eliminate what only exists because of McConnell without getting rid of McConnell.
Posted by: gm at September 26, 2015 11:53 AM (K0tm3) 239
235 ""Fuck 'em" isn't nearly strong enough." Fcuk them with a barbed wire wrapped flaming 205mm pineapple with a Lance tactical nuke missile chaser? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 11:52 AM (7Kl+K) Sideways. Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2015 11:54 AM (zt+N6) 240
OT: What ever happened to Where's the Rum? Did she steal enough Moron souls to make her quota and retire?
Posted by: mac at September 26, 2015 11:55 AM (ilMXv) 241
You know what the main problem with these MoFos in DC is? They think their job is to *govern* us instead of *represent* us.
I've got a mother, a husband and a boss -- I don't need those asshats to tell me what to do. Posted by: Dancing Queen at September 26, 2015 11:56 AM (VxI0d) 242
Send Mitch to K Street
Posted by: Bob at September 26, 2015 11:57 AM (fVGlW) 243
he actually has a sensible plan to replace O-care
Why replace it? The more gov't has gotten involved with insurance and 'care', the worse it has become. Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2015 11:57 AM (FcR7P) 244
Boehner explained it yesterday. We've let them make our government into their institution. Its not going to be fast or easy to fix that.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 26, 2015 11:58 AM (GzDYP) 245
Starflyer 59:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ71l-G0cSI Sure wish someone had told me that these guys existed, in between My Bloody Valentine albums Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2015 11:59 AM (xGh4g) Posted by: Pvt Hudson at September 26, 2015 11:59 AM (8CdUx) 247
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Only law-enforcement can save us. Posted by: MrScribbler at September 26, 2015 11:50 AM (1GuiX) Except for the fact that "law enforcement" only applies to the peasantry. Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 12:00 PM (sdi6R) 248
Football thread?
Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2015 12:01 PM (zt+N6) 249
235, 239: may i suggest a tanker's bar wrapped with 3 rolls of rusty mil-spec concertina wire...sideways
AND a tac nuke.chaser. Posted by: redc1c4 at September 26, 2015 12:01 PM (hNiRu) Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2015 12:01 PM (FcR7P) 251
I remember being in Costa Rica in 1982. Everything
was Diesel, and the heavy trucks pulling the big hills on the Carrera Panamericana laid down a pall of smoke so thick you could have surfed it with a snowboard. Not tuned for altitude, methinks. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2015 11:50 AM (0yhH4) Been there seen that. Me thinks it's just those cheap Jap diesels that never die. That an they burn fuel oil? Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 12:01 PM (jJRIy) 252
21 Speaker of the House?
D-Lamp That would be YUUUUUUUGGGEEE1 Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell and a pocket full of Silver Dimes at September 26, 2015 10:43 AM (dOD0J) Press secretary. Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2015 12:01 PM (WyFtg) 253
Fcuk them with a barbed wire wrapped flaming 205mm pineapple with a Lance tactical nuke missile chaser?
The pineapple should be at 1200 rpm, too. Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2015 12:02 PM (FcR7P) 254
[D- Lamp for] Press secretary.
Posted by: Insomniac My laptop suddenly needs cleaning. Here's my bill. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2015 12:03 PM (xGh4g) Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 26, 2015 12:04 PM (Wckf4) 256
If Donald Trump wins next year, the reaction in the MFM will be worth all the tea in China.
Posted by: Positive Waves at September 26, 2015 12:04 PM (MQEz6) 257
256 If Donald Trump wins next year, the reaction in the MFM will be worth all the tea in China.
Posted by: Positive Waves at September 26, 2015 12:04 PM (MQEz6) His inauguration speech, with Obama sitting right there. Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2015 12:05 PM (zt+N6) 258
254 [D- Lamp for] Press secretary.
Posted by: Insomniac My laptop suddenly needs cleaning. Here's my bill. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2015 12:03 PM (xGh4g) An armed press secretary will make for a more polite press corps. Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 12:06 PM (sdi6R) 259
besides, if they replace Boner with another DIABLO pos, it won't make a lick of difference.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 26, 2015 12:06 PM (hNiRu) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 26, 2015 12:06 PM (LUgeY) Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2015 12:07 PM (rwI+c) 262
Except for the fact that "law enforcement" only applies to the peasantry.
Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 12:00 PM And that right there is Essential Change Number One. It would turn D.C. into a ghost town, but few outside its borders would be sorry. Posted by: MrScribbler at September 26, 2015 12:07 PM (1GuiX) 263
257 256 If Donald Trump wins next year, the reaction in the MFM will be worth all the tea in China. Posted by: Positive Waves at September 26, 2015 12:04 PM (MQEz6) His inauguration speech, with Obama sitting right there. Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2015 12:05 PM (zt+N6) Gold-plated Bible brought onto the stage by two babes in red mini-dreses. Posted by: Positive Waves at September 26, 2015 12:07 PM (MQEz6) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 12:07 PM (7Kl+K) 265
Does anyone else feel not terribly bad about folks finding workarounds to government interference in our lives?
Indeed. One reason the media's spitting nails about VW is that it blows a hole in the idea that everyone will play along with increasingly oppressive CAFE and other AGW-related bullshit. Posted by: Ian S. at September 26, 2015 12:08 PM (8ooBl) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 26, 2015 12:08 PM (LUgeY) 267
Indeed. One reason the media's spitting nails about VW is that it blows a hole in the idea that everyone will play along with increasingly oppressive CAFE and other AGW-related bullshit.
One of my idiot senators (yes, I have two) was sniveling about that the other day, crying "What's happening to our auto industry?" Hey dipshit, it's called overregulation in the name of the hoax of AGW and you're a big part of it. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 26, 2015 12:10 PM (LUgeY) 268
His inauguration speech, with Obama sitting right there.
Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2015 12:05 PM (zt+N6) I had no idea dead people could dream. Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 12:10 PM (jJRIy) 269
"Does anyone else feel not terribly bad about folks finding workarounds to government interference in our lives? "
No. In fact, I welcome it. Got to starve the government beast. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 12:10 PM (7Kl+K) 270
Can a president fire a senate leader?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 26, 2015 12:10 PM (GzDYP) 271
I wonder if McTurtle even realizes how much he is despised by flyover country?
Posted by: Infidel at September 26, 2015 12:12 PM (c3pwb) 272
Don't you figure that all of the car companies are doing the same thing that VW is?
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 26, 2015 12:13 PM (gcGvX) 273
His inauguration speech, with Obama sitting right there.
Delayed by an hour-and-a-half for Obama to even show up. Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2015 12:14 PM (FcR7P) 274
267 Indeed. One reason the media's spitting nails about VW is that it blows a hole in the idea that everyone will play along with increasingly oppressive CAFE and other AGW-related bullshit.
One of my idiot senators (yes, I have two) was sniveling about that the other day, crying "What's happening to our auto industry?" Hey dipshit, it's called overregulation in the name of the hoax of AGW and you're a big part of it. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 26, 2015 12:10 PM (LUgeY) Somebody mentioned the other day that this might just possibly have something to with the fact that VW workers in a plant in Tennessee recently voted against joining the UAW. Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 12:14 PM (sdi6R) 275
President Trump should start his inaugural speech by reading his first executive orders: the first one would revoke every EO Obola issued while in office, and the 2nd should be to the heads of DOJ, ICE, etc, mandating the collection ejection of all illegal residents of the US, effective immediately.
he'd go down in history as the first ever successful candidate for public office to ever fulfill a campaign promise. Posted by: redc1c4 at September 26, 2015 12:15 PM (hNiRu) 276
Talk about pissing on my leg and telling me it's raining.
Posted by: Dancing Queen at September 26, 2015 11:47 AM (VxI0d) Never forget, it was the combination of GOP Establishment Corker and McConnell that were primarily responsible for inverting the provisions of the Constitution so Obama and Kerry could build a legacy of a nuclear Middle East. Posted by: Hrothgar at September 26, 2015 12:16 PM (ftVQq) Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at September 26, 2015 12:16 PM (jR7Wy) 278
"I wonder if McTurtle even realizes how much he is despised by flyover country?"
Doesn't care even if he knows. He's got his name on some bridges and dams in Kentuck'. Runs the Senate roost. Makes cash. Doing the "right" thing means nothing. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 12:16 PM (7Kl+K) 279
One of my idiot senators (yes, I have two)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 26, 2015 12:10 PM (LUgeY) You're in California too? Actually, we only have one idiot, and one corruptocrat. Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 26, 2015 12:16 PM (oKE6c) 280
I just want to thank the various commenters who made me aware of "Climate Chaos" yesterday. Here we are, having another End of the World, and I almost MISSED IT!!!
![]() Posted by: Optimizer at September 26, 2015 12:17 PM (/q6+P) 281
Does anyone else feel not terribly bad about folks finding workarounds to government interference in our lives?
Respect for the law, wing nuts! Posted by: 42 Million Illegal Immigrants at September 26, 2015 12:17 PM (FcR7P) 282
Somebody mentioned the other day that this might
just possibly have something to with the fact that VW workers in a plant in Tennessee recently voted against joining the UAW. Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 12:14 PM (sdi6R) Dayum, I must have gotten less paranoid than usual lately. That makes perfect sense! Posted by: Hrothgar at September 26, 2015 12:17 PM (ftVQq) 283
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Can a president fire a senate leader? Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 26, 2015 12:10 PM (GzDYP) I am assuming that is a joke. Of course not. Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 12:18 PM (jJRIy) 284
"I wonder if McTurtle even realizes how much he is despised by flyover country?"
i doubt he even knows there *is* such a thing...and if he does, he obviously doesn't give a shit about it, or its residents. Posted by: redc1c4 at September 26, 2015 12:18 PM (hNiRu) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 12:19 PM (7Kl+K) 286
"Actually, we only have one idiot, and one corruptocrat."
i beg to differ: they are both idiotic corruptocrats... Posted by: redc1c4 at September 26, 2015 12:19 PM (hNiRu) 287
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Somebody mentioned the other day that this might just possibly have something to with the fact that VW workers in a plant in Tennessee recently voted against joining the UAW. Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 12:14 PM (sdi6R) It's a stretch. I think it was CA guys and German guys that discovered the problem. Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 12:19 PM (jJRIy) 288
Somebody mentioned the other day that this might just possibly have something to with the fact that VW workers in a plant in Tennessee recently voted against joining the UAW.
I heard that, too. Your government atwerk. And I really hope other carmakers are sidestepping the emissions standards, especially since our air today is cleaner than ever. It proves that stricter regulations aren't needed. BTW, Donald Trump's Hair came out against overregulation the other day. Dude's starting to win me over, but then again, I was Perry supporter in '012, so my record ain't so good. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 26, 2015 12:19 PM (LUgeY) 289
"His inauguration speech, with Obama sitting right there.
"And last, we will commence immediately in undoing the damage done by this (jerks thumb in Obongo's direction) idiotic puppet of the CPUSA." Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 26, 2015 12:19 PM (oKE6c) 290
Actually, we only have one idiot, and one corruptocrat.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 26, 2015 12:16 PM (oKE6c) Thanks to the GOPe/RNC inaction, both mine are idiots, corrupt, and liberal ideologues to boot. Posted by: Hrothgar at September 26, 2015 12:20 PM (ftVQq) 291
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Looks windy outside. Climate chaos! Pray for my safe return. Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at September 26, 2015 12:16 PM (jR7Wy) I'm heading out myself in a few minutes. Sunny and breezy, so I may not survive. Plus, I'll be driving my VW Passat, killing Gaia a little with each mile. Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2015 12:20 PM (FsuaD) 292
OT, What's a good side dish to bring to a pig roast? Something easy. I'm feeling lazy today.
Posted by: Infidel at September 26, 2015 12:20 PM (c3pwb) 293
Would be great but I think the Senate rules are a lot tougher to manage than the house. Besides, they'd just replace him with McCain or something. Getting rid of one bozo and replacing him with another is pointless.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 26, 2015 12:20 PM (39g3+) 294
i beg to differ: they are both idiotic corruptocrats...
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 26, 2015 12:19 PM (hNiRu) I stand corrected. Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 26, 2015 12:20 PM (oKE6c) 295
***"Dayum, I must have gotten less paranoid than usual lately. That makes perfect sense!"***
Yeah, that letter that Jane D'oh posted at 115 really doesn't do much to dispel any conspiracy theories with the extremely loaded wording. Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 26, 2015 12:21 PM (Wckf4) 296
"That makes perfect sense!"
Pfft. This Admis does not use the Justice Department or EPA for personal, petty bullshit. Oh, wait. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 12:21 PM (7Kl+K) 297
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OT, What's a good side dish to bring to a pig roast? Something easy. I'm feeling lazy today. Posted by: Infidel at September 26, 2015 12:20 PM (c3pwb) Tater salad. Or baked beans. Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2015 12:21 PM (FsuaD) 298
>>Representative Trent Franks holds the same view, but believes that it can be relieved by the elimination of the filibuster rather than a change in leadership.
Yeah, NO. If a company is failing for 5+ years you fire the CEO and shake up management. You don't change a couple of policies. Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2015 12:21 PM (NOIQH) 299
Please, everyone correct me if I am wrong, but when someone announces they are quitting, there are immediate steps that all companies institute.
One, they are 'on leave' while vacation, sick and personal days are calculated. They are not allowed on the premises. Two, all passwords, email notifications, etc. are immediately disabled. Three, as a courtesy, they may be allowed to clean out their own offices. Usually not. The company does the clearing. The Washington people do not live in the real world. Posted by: mustbequantum at September 26, 2015 12:21 PM (MIKMs) 300
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 12:19 PM (jJRIy)
But that $18 bn fine will really help the economy and the climate. Wonder how much will be skimmed off before it reaches official government coffers? Posted by: Hrothgar at September 26, 2015 12:22 PM (ftVQq) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 12:22 PM (7Kl+K) 302
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Can a president fire a senate leader? Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 26, 2015 12:10 PM (GzDYP) I am assuming that is a joke. Of course not. Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 12:18 PM (jJRIy) Well, the President apparently now gets to determine whether the Senate is in session or not, and makes recess appointments accordingly. Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 12:23 PM (sdi6R) 303
@273 "His inauguration speech, with Obama sitting right there.
...Delayed by an hour-and-a-half for Obama to even show up." Yeah, I'm pretty sure Trump wouldn't wait 5 seconds for that asshole. Pretty hilarious, though, that he made the Pope wait, like everybody else. So we had the Pope flying around in circles in the sky, like Santa Claus! People complain that Obama compared himself to the Pope, but I'm just surprised that he wasn't comparing the Pope to him!! Posted by: Optimizer at September 26, 2015 12:23 PM (/q6+P) 304
But that $18 bn fine will really help the economy
and the climate. Wonder how much will be skimmed off before it reaches official government coffers? Posted by: Hrothgar at September 26, 2015 12:22 PM (ftVQq) That would be, oh, right about $17.9 billion. Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 26, 2015 12:23 PM (oKE6c) 305
The Vice President is the President of the Senate. He is elected by the Electoral College, separately from the President, so... cannot be fired by the President.
He can be impeached in the normal process. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2015 12:23 PM (xGh4g) 306
NCAAF lineup looks a little boring today.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 26, 2015 12:24 PM (Wckf4) 307
Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 26, 2015 12:21 PM (Wckf4)
There will be a quite modest cost impact to automobile owners required to design and enforce these new rules but, after all, it's for the children! Posted by: Hrothgar at September 26, 2015 12:25 PM (ftVQq) 308
But that $18 bn fine will really help the economy
and the climate. Wonder how much will be skimmed off before it reaches official government coffers? VW won't pay the fine, their customers will. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 26, 2015 12:26 PM (LUgeY) 309
Outside: Calm winds, fair skies, temperate conditions typical for late Sept in SE Texas, altogether extremely pleasant. So yes, Climate Chaos!!!!11!!eleventy!!
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He can be impeached in the normal process. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2015 12:23 PM (xGh4g) Wait. There's a normal process for impeachment? You could knock me over with a feather. Posted by: John Boehner at September 26, 2015 12:28 PM (sdi6R) 311
"The Vice President is the President of the Senate. He is elected by the Electoral College, separately from the President, so... cannot be fired by the President. "
Had to stop and think a minute. He/she is elected via EC but I always thought as part of the ticket. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 12:28 PM (7Kl+K) 312
People are acting like the VW was belching biological weapons and mustard gas out the back when it was on the road. It just polluted slightly more on the road than when connected to testing equipment, which sounds to me like the perfect way to deal with intrusive government. I wish they sold devices like that online so everyone could hook them up.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 26, 2015 12:29 PM (39g3+) 313
Eric Cantor on twitter: I've never seen a team win on Hail Mary's alone.
My response: never seen one win by punting on first down either. Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 26, 2015 12:29 PM (kTF2Z) 314
>>There will be a quite modest cost impact to automobile owners required to design and enforce these new rules but, after all, it's for the children!
[ "For the children" is going to need a asterisk, something along the lines of: *Please note that exceptions may apply, such the unborn, those in Muslim countries, and those who don't want to share a bathroom or lockerroom with a non-transitioned "trans" person. Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2015 12:29 PM (NOIQH) 315
Under what circumstances would a VP get impeached?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 12:32 PM (7Kl+K) 316
I have a sensible plan to fix Obamacare:
1. Waivers for all. 2. Make health benefits a personal vice corporate deduction 3. Tell the States they have 6 months to figure out a way to make insurance portable; or we will find a compliant Federal judge to ram it down their throats with the Commerce Clause. Applaud their efforts Posted by: Jean at September 26, 2015 12:32 PM (w5jBN) 317
Who do you have to bribe to get a football thread around here?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 26, 2015 12:32 PM (LUgeY) 318
313 Eric Cantor on twitter: I've never seen a team win on Hail Mary's alone.
My response: never seen one win by punting on first down either. Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 26, 2015 12:29 PM (kTF2Z) I'm not on Twitter, but I hope you are and you really did say that. Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 12:32 PM (sdi6R) 319
OT: October baseball at last!!!!
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Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 12:32 PM (sdi6R)
--------------- I did. Don't know how to copy and paste a tweet, but if someone does I'm @Duke_Lowell. Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 26, 2015 12:34 PM (kTF2Z) 321
3. Tell the States they have 6 months to figure out a way to make insurance portable; or we will find a compliant Federal judge to ram it down their throats with the Commerce Clause. Applaud their efforts
Posted by: Jean at September 26, 2015 12:32 PM (w5jBN) Just repeal the federal medical insurance monopoly laws that give that power to the states. Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at September 26, 2015 12:35 PM (sJuWI) 322
@291 "... Climate chaos! ... I'm heading out myself in a few minutes. Sunny and breezy, so I may not survive."
(Chuckles) Posted by: Optimizer at September 26, 2015 12:35 PM (/q6+P) 323
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I did. Don't know how to copy and paste a tweet, but if someone does I'm @Duke_Lowell. Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 26, 2015 12:34 PM (kTF2Z) *clinks glass* Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 12:36 PM (sdi6R) 324
from the sidebar: ""Another year of contentious battles and infighting could end up hurting
Republicans in 2016, when the presidency is up for grabs and the Democratic frontrunner is flailing. If a new speaker is more liked by conservatives, his or her honeymoon period could extend through the election...." and, if the new speaker is more of the same Obola lap dog RINO bullshit Boner pulled, there won't be *any* honeymoon... Posted by: redc1c4 at September 26, 2015 12:36 PM (hNiRu) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 12:37 PM (7Kl+K) 326
TFG won't attend the next inauguration. He'll be busy with something.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 12:38 PM (9jeGC) 327
I didn't see anything on Eric Cantor's Twitter either.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 26, 2015 12:39 PM (gcGvX) Posted by: Zombie Spiro Agnew at September 26, 2015 12:39 PM (w5jBN) 329
Very chaotic out there. The clouds won't form any recognizable pattern.
Posted by: fluffy at September 26, 2015 12:40 PM (2iV3X) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 12:41 PM (7Kl+K) 331
Why does McConnell have a recessed mandible? From the weight of liberal testicles resting on his chin! Posted by: The Avenger at September 26, 2015 12:41 PM (OiFtZ) 332
Very chaotic out there. The clouds won't form any recognizable pattern.
The Sun won't stay in one place, either. How can we cope with all this chaos in any sane way? Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 26, 2015 12:41 PM (LUgeY) 333
Cantor has soulless reptilian eyes.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 26, 2015 12:43 PM (gcGvX) 334
I'll just leave this here as I run out.
Hitler finds out Clock Boy is a fraud: http://tinyurl.com/qah2why (I've sent the link to rdbrewer) Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2015 12:43 PM (FsuaD) 335
hey Duke!
scrolled through, but didn't see it: if you forward the tweet to my account, i'll pull it for here. Posted by: redc1c4 at September 26, 2015 12:44 PM (hNiRu) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 12:44 PM (7Kl+K) 337
Well, the President apparently now gets to determine
whether the Senate is in session or not, and makes recess appointments accordingly. Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2015 12:23 PM (sdi6R) He lost that lawsuit. Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 12:44 PM (jJRIy) 338
How will taxes stop the glaciers or the sandworms?
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 26, 2015 12:45 PM (gcGvX) 339
#325: i went back to 2013, no joy.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 26, 2015 12:45 PM (hNiRu) 340
"How will taxes stop the glaciers or the sandworms?"
Shut up with the common sense. Your government knows better than you. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 12:46 PM (7Kl+K) 341
333 Cantor has soulless reptilian eyes.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 26, 2015 12:43 PM (gcGvX) John Boehner has dead eyes. Seriously if you saw his commercials when he was going all out in the primary (he didn't do shit during the actual campaign) he had this dead eyed stare through the whole thing. Soul-less. Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2015 12:46 PM (zt+N6) 342
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Under what circumstances would a VP get impeached? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 12:32 PM (7Kl+K) Same as President or any executive branch appointments. Articles passed by House, trial in Senate. Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 12:47 PM (jJRIy) 343
I'm going to invent a thread where people can post about college football games, and pictures of un-burqa'd infidel whores can be put on display.
Posted by: The Amazing Ahmed at September 26, 2015 12:47 PM (S7x7a) 344
Say, can someone answer something please? Is there a new banning policy or what?
Posted by: bour3 at September 26, 2015 12:47 PM (5x3+2) 345
Yes, the VP is the "President of the Senate", but he is not part of what is commonly called the "Senate Leadership". The VP's role in the Senate is fairly ceremonial, aside from breaking ties.
How did you guys get on this subject, anyway? Posted by: Optimizer at September 26, 2015 12:48 PM (/q6+P) 346
Can you sack the Turtle as Majority Leader without throwing him out of the Senate?
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Say, can someone answer something please? Is there a new banning policy or what? Posted by: bour3 at September 26, 2015 12:47 PM (5x3+2) Well yes, depending on the ewok's mood. Don't call him an ewok to his face and you will be OK. Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 12:48 PM (jJRIy) 348
Say, can someone answer something please? Is there a new banning policy or what?
Posted by: bour3 at September 26, 2015 12:47 PM (5x3+2) ***** Top right of the sidebar on the main page. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at September 26, 2015 12:49 PM (1eYr7) 349
Seeing Duke's tweet just fine
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 26, 2015 12:49 PM (9jeGC) 350
"Same as President or any executive branch appointments. Articles passed by House, trial in Senate."
Yeah, but how would any POTUS or House let it get to that point? President would say "get the eff out" way before House got cranked up. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 12:50 PM (7Kl+K) 351
You know its not as if football on Saturday at noon is a surprise or anything. Its as if at 11:55 a bunch of schools suddenly spring it on us that they're about to play some games and everyone is caught flatfooted.
Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2015 12:50 PM (zt+N6) 352
@ 321 So I guess being from cali I'm screwed....
Posted by: Connielu at September 26, 2015 12:51 PM (xs+DN) 353
Something transformative is about to happen. We are going to go from managers to leaders. From people who lie or are delusional being honored to people who are honest and capable being honored. SJW and FSA are going to be crushed. Most if not all current politicians will be crushed. This is going to happen or we will all die. Reason? God's law. We are at the point where it can't go on any more. Disobeying God's law is its own punishment. Obeying God's law is its own reward. Please don't let (Presidents, Popes, Ministers, Judges, ...) confuse you. They don't know God's law any better than you. You die if you break God's law long enough.
Posted by: cynical optimist at September 26, 2015 12:51 PM (PGh+Q) 354
The sandworms get an EITC.
Posted by: Zombie Spiro Agnew at September 26, 2015 12:52 PM (w5jBN) 355
Yeah, but how would any POTUS or House let it get to
that point? President would say "get the eff out" way before House got cranked up. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 12:50 PM (7Kl+K) The President can not fire his VP. He is an elected official. I can't see Obama ever telling anybody to get out. Think Rahm and his crew. Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 12:52 PM (jJRIy) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 12:52 PM (7Kl+K) 357
>>> Hitler finds out Clock Boy is a fraud:
Honestly, not the funniest 'Downfall' I have seen, but great Easter Egg at the end. Posted by: fluffy at September 26, 2015 12:53 PM (2iV3X) 358
Dave in Texas must be too hung over to post a Football thread?
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 12:53 PM (jJRIy) 359
LSU looking like crap.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 26, 2015 12:53 PM (Wckf4) 360
@Duke_Lowell: @TeamCantor @EricCantor Never seen one win by punting on first down either.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 26, 2015 12:54 PM (kTF2Z) 361
"The President can not fire his VP. He is an elected official. I can't see Obama ever telling anybody to get out. Think Rahm and his crew. "
If it was bad enough that the House might seriously entertain Impeachment I'd have to believe the POTUS would tell his VP to resign and hope for a pardon later on if necessary. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 12:55 PM (7Kl+K) 362
I'm watching C-SPAN, which I never do. Trump talking in SC.
FoxNews was marginally unwatchable when Trump declared it as such, but now they either have (1) commentators saying how "thin-skinned" Trump is, for putting them in a time-out (while at the same time they won't show a clip of what they did to set him off - because it's so VULGAR, and because they're ashamed) or they have (2) people slobbering all over the socialist Pope. Stossel was great last night, but mostly their networks both really ARE pretty unwatchable. I wonder how their ratings are doing. Posted by: Optimizer at September 26, 2015 12:55 PM (/q6+P) 363
@361
That's a possibly, but the VP could tell him to suck his dick. He can not force him to resign. Promise of a pardon for an act is a crime, but I am sure that would not bother Obama. Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 12:57 PM (jJRIy) 364
Traditionally earthquakes and drought has been God's way of saying a nation is asking for punishment. Don't know if this really signifies eminent punishment but I can say California has elected bad people who implemented bad policies. And to anyone who thinks California's policies are good all I can say is "Ha Ha Ha ...".
Posted by: sooth sayer at September 26, 2015 12:57 PM (PGh+Q) 365
>> You know its not as if football on Saturday at noon is a surprise or anything. Its as if at 11:55 a bunch of schools suddenly spring it on us that they're about to play some games and everyone is caught flatfooted.
Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2015 12:50 PM (zt+N6) The dead are gettin' angry. This won't end well. **readies crossbow** Posted by: Daryl Dixon at September 26, 2015 12:57 PM (S7x7a) 366
The dead are gettin' angry. This won't end well. **readies crossbow**
Posted by: Daryl Dixon at September 26, 2015 12:57 PM (S7x7a) What, Buzzion is mad? Posted by: Nip Sip at September 26, 2015 12:58 PM (jJRIy) 367
Can't stand watching FOX anymore. Seems like it's all political rumor and bullshit. This week all pope all the time. Blech. I have no interest in a south American socialist/red diaper baby.
Posted by: Infidel at September 26, 2015 12:59 PM (c3pwb) 368
OK all you climate chaos victims, I gotta go do stuff.
Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k? Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 26, 2015 12:59 PM (LUgeY) 369
"That's a possibly, but the VP could tell him to suck his dick. He can not force him to resign."
No, he/she can't. But, going against the Party would mean no dollars in the afterlife. Fight for VP seat for what exactly in the face of Congressional prosecution? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 26, 2015 12:59 PM (7Kl+K) 370
WE CAN HAZ ELBOWS?
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 26, 2015 01:00 PM (yxw0r) 371
"For the children" is going to need a asterisk, something along the lines of:
*Please note that exceptions may apply, such the unborn, those in Muslim countries, and those who don't want to share a bathroom or lockerroom with a A dude is still a dude even if you mangle him with surgery and pills. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 26, 2015 01:00 PM (39g3+) 372
What kind of nutmeg peddler brings a crossbow to a zombie fight?
Posted by: Robin of Locksley at September 26, 2015 01:00 PM (gcGvX) 373
>>>What kind of nutmeg peddler brings a crossbow to a zombie fight?
Posted by: Robin of Locksley at September 26, 2015 01:00 PM (gcGvX) Sorry, Tinkerbell, I don't take weapon advice from dudes in tights. Posted by: Daryl Dixon at September 26, 2015 01:03 PM (S7x7a) 374
"...crossbow to a zombie fight?..."
One who doesn't have a gun or has run out of bullets? After that it's a homemade pike. Swords and knives are too close in. Posted by: brain splaterer at September 26, 2015 01:04 PM (PGh+Q) 375
As CNN's cameras awaited the pope's entry, a woman in the crowd, with a noticeable Southern accent, could be heard saying that she planned to "take my shoe and throw it at his head."
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 26, 2015 01:04 PM (YHvt6) 376
I always thought that clueless, amoral people who get shuffled to the top are somewhat attractive, how Mitch landed in his current position totally baffles me.
Posted by: Ever at September 26, 2015 01:06 PM (QZdJj) 377
John Wayne is tweeting now?
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 26, 2015 01:06 PM (KCxzN) 378
>>A dude is still a dude even if you mangle him with surgery and pills.
Definitely. I just find the ones who haven't bothered to take pills or have the surgery veeeery suspect. Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2015 01:07 PM (NOIQH) 379
The woman just took the whole shoo shoo literal. I'm good with the Pope being shooed.
Posted by: never mine at September 26, 2015 01:09 PM (PGh+Q) Posted by: redc1c4 at September 26, 2015 01:09 PM (hNiRu) Posted by: might be true at September 26, 2015 01:10 PM (PGh+Q) 382
Michigan is exposing BYU.
Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2015 01:12 PM (zt+N6) 383
NOOD gardening
Posted by: Y-not at September 26, 2015 01:12 PM (0Iy+I) 384
But still no Football thread.
Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2015 01:14 PM (zt+N6) 385
26 I'm pretty sure that if the Senate and house had presented a united conservative leaning front- ...
They are not conservative. They are not insane, either. They have their own agenda which is radically different from what the majority of the people want. They intend to take care of themselves and their friends and they don't give a DAMN what happens to the country or the people outside their in-group. Posted by: despair at September 26, 2015 01:15 PM (VrdxH) 386
381 since at least '92.
Posted by: Infidel at September 26, 2015 01:15 PM (c3pwb) 387
I could've invented a gardening thread.
Posted by: The Amazing Ahmed at September 26, 2015 01:16 PM (S7x7a) Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 26, 2015 01:26 PM (Nwg0u) 389
College Football thread is up....just below the Gardening Thread.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 26, 2015 01:29 PM (Zu3d9) 390
From Drudge: Barky, the pope, and the president of China
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 26, 2015 01:33 PM (Nwg0u) 391
Representative Marlin Stutzman (R., Ind.), who voted against Boehner in January, told National Review last week. "It's happening at tea-party events, but it's [also] happened at Republican breakfasts, it's happening at donor meetings -- there's a deep frustration."
I'll know the frustration is fully realized when people abandon "breakfasts" and "donor meetings". You want to send a message? Quit attending. Alas, those who keep attending are still trying to buy their way into the corruption. The Uniparty delenda est. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 26, 2015 01:34 PM (1CroS) 392
27 Do the motion to vacate the chair anyways. Don't let him leave on his terms. Give him that black mark so history cannot forget that he left office because he lost the support of those he was supposed to lead.
Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2015 10:45 AM (zt+N6) THIS. But to stop whatever gang rape of the Republic he, McCarthy, his other capos, McConnell & the rest of the GOPe have planned for the next 6 weeks. Remember how the drunken Oompa Loompa fucked us all over at the end of last year by making all those craptastic deals with TFG, preventing the new congress from being able to act on a buncha shit? Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 26, 2015 04:17 PM (sL/MH) 393
So Carly is over. No need to ask her when she had her first abortion.
Posted by: bjk at September 26, 2015 04:55 PM (x2rNW) 394
You inbred Kentucky aholes can keep McConnell, the rest of us want him gone.
Posted by: Thin Veneer Of Civility Says Screw The GOP at September 26, 2015 05:11 PM (XzRw1) 395
I'm not holding my breath on Mitch going anywhere. When the RNC called for donations to support them as far back as 2008, I told them "No way, not until Mitch and the RINOsaurs are gone. These are the same RINOs that created most of the mess that Bush is blamed for and who lost Congress in 2006. They have no business being in leadership."
Boehner had his issues, however it seems to me that most of the bad traits he's been accused of are really brown-nosing infections John picked up brown-nosing with the RINOsaurs of the Senate. The retention of the GOP Senate LOSERship RINOsaurs wouldn't be tolerated in any professional sports team -- they'd have been benched and/or retired at least a decade ago because of a poor leadership skills and a total lack of ability to articulate any clear concise marketable message about what they (and the GOP) actually stand for. Their ineptness at marketing any sort of marketable GOP brand shouldn't be confused with their ability to leverage the filibuster rules to collect crony power (and bucks) -- they generally excel in corrupt crony politicking -- while generally ignoring Main Street and the average working folks... Posted by: Seipherd at September 27, 2015 12:12 AM (NRPjM) Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0529 seconds. |
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