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Stanislav Zhukovsky, "Autumn" (1930)

Posted by: rdbrewer at 09:51 AM




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1 Nice rack Carly!

Posted by: Larry Flynt at September 18, 2015 09:53 AM (gwG9s)

2 SEALS at the tree line


Waiting.

Posted by: Chico Escuela at September 18, 2015 09:56 AM (a7Dd7)

3 Filmed in Technicolor. Two years earlier, it would have been an etching.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 18, 2015 09:57 AM (xq1UY)

4 I like that.

I cannot wait for sweater weather.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 18, 2015 09:57 AM (mf5HN)

5 Now you're thinking.

Why go to the trouble of pulling up floorboards and digging under the house when you can just weight the bodies down and drop them in the pond?

Problem solved.

Posted by: jwest at September 18, 2015 09:59 AM (Zs4uk)

6 I cannot wait for sweater weather.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 18, 2015 09:57 AM (mf5HN)



I hereby endorse sweater puppies facilitation weather!

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at September 18, 2015 10:00 AM (JtwS4)

7 Am I absent the days art is posted by painters going through their getting big-titty-models-to-pose-nude-phase, or what?

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack what done misses bowls of fruit at September 18, 2015 10:00 AM (sJuWI)

8 SEALS at the tree line


Waiting.



Snipers. Just inside the treeline. In the shadows.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2015 10:00 AM (rIQuo)

9
SEALS at the tree line


Waiting.

Posted by: Chico Escuela at September 18, 2015 09:56 AM (a7Dd7)








For herring.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2015 10:00 AM (1QsMy)

10 Am I absent the days art is posted by painters going through their getting big-titty-models-to-pose-nude-phase, or what?



Yes. Yes you are. Sadly.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2015 10:01 AM (rIQuo)

11 For herring.

Herring are andadromous, the come into fresh water to spawn in the Spring. This is Autumn.

They are out fleeing penguins.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at September 18, 2015 10:02 AM (JtwS4)

12 it's still summer

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 18, 2015 10:02 AM (0O7c5)

13 Ok, that is a striking effect. Nice one, RDB. I hope you're encouraged by all this positive reinforcement.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 18, 2015 10:03 AM (E5UB0)

14 Is it too much to hope for to have GOP presidential aspirants who are quick enough on their feet to, when asked an obvious plant question about Obama being a Muslim, instead immediately redirect to Obama being _a failure_?

It is to despair. Endless easy slow pitches right over the center of the plate. All of them being fouled.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2015 10:03 AM (noWW6)

15 "Am I absent the days art is posted by painters going through their getting big-titty-models-to-pose-nude-phase, or what? "


You can google it.

Posted by: Karl Bogendegia at September 18, 2015 10:03 AM (N8uEv)

16 Chilly today.

Hot tamale.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 18, 2015 10:04 AM (wtvvX)

17 The brushwork isn't even that detailed. But the contrast makes for that wonderful effect.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 18, 2015 10:04 AM (E5UB0)

18
In propaganda news:

Responding to accusations of homophobia, the New York Mets announced Wednesday that the team would no longer include two opposing players on its "Kiss Cam."

A spokesperson for the Mets wrote to HuffPost Live:

"We have, on occasion, included players from opposing teams in our popular in-game Kiss Cam feature. While intended to be lighthearted, we unintentionally offended some. We apologize for doing so and no longer will include players in the feature. Our organization is wholly supportive of fostering an inclusive and respectful environment at games."

http://s3-media2.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/If8K9tsC2PHx74abir_TNQ/o.jpg

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 18, 2015 10:04 AM (kdS6q)

19 'Weighting the Body With Rocks Before Disposal'

Posted by: Mortimer at September 18, 2015 10:04 AM (0dcbp)

20 By the way, 'rons and 'ettes, that sidebarred piece by Bill Gertz, about Obama, the Navy, and China, is damn important. It should probably be made the subject of a mainline post by ace, but if not, be sure to go read it before it rolls off the bottom of the sidebar.

When it comes to natsec matters, Gertz knows them inside and out. He has a huge Rolodex of connected insiders, and he has a well tuned bullshit detector for filtering bureaucratic blather. Probably the best single correspondent on this stuff.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2015 10:07 AM (noWW6)

21 https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d6/Peter_Paul_Rubens_032.jpg

Whew! Ok, I needed that.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at September 18, 2015 10:07 AM (sJuWI)

22 This beautiful painting illustrates exactly why we need a fence. Canadians might be tempted to canoe right across that placid body of water, and hunt our moose! Stay alert America!

Posted by: Scott Walker at September 18, 2015 10:08 AM (TxJGV)

23 Do love that picture, looks like the river near where I grew up.
It is nicer than the Gorey type landscapes of New England mud and murk.

It does look familiar though.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2015 10:08 AM (3pRHP)

24 it's still summer
Posted by: phoenixgirl
---------------

That seems an astronomical comment.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2015 10:08 AM (9mTYi)

25 So Hemmer on FOX just asked Christie, "Will Republicans shut down the government?"

R's fully fund government except for Planned Parenthood. If Obama
vetoes the funding so he can get his way, it is Obama shutting down
government, holding it hostage for what he wants. The funding of
government is there, only one person would be shutting it down .. OBAMA.

Yet
if R's don't preemptively surrender, even guys like Hemmer state as
fact it is a "Republican Shutdown". There is no such thing in the media
as a Democrat shutdown, apparently.

Same thing happened when
Reid had funding on his desk, but said "I won't do this piecemeal,
because then they leave out Obamacare funding".

It's not even a 50/50 thing, the
Repub' House funded government both times, the Dem's said "NO, we shut it down
till you give us 100% of what we want". Democrats shut down the 99.9% to get
their demands. They are the clear hostage takers, yet our Newspeak media spins it to protect the leftists. No wonder "we" lose ... objectivity is dead. It's propaganda all the way down.

Posted by: Illiniwek at September 18, 2015 10:09 AM (6zZ5y)

26 it's still summer
Posted by: phoenixgirl
---------------

That seems an astronomical comment.



It's outta this world!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2015 10:09 AM (rIQuo)

27 A nice, pleasant painting for us to enjoy on a Friday. Gracias.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 18, 2015 10:10 AM (RwwCT)

28 I find the lack of skeletons...concerning.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 18, 2015 10:10 AM (LUgeY)

29 That's a big gator on the right.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 18, 2015 10:10 AM (vgIRn)

30 Troll cleanup on the previous thread. Hash: (oUlFQ)

Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2015 10:10 AM (zt+N6)

31 I'd love fall if Winter didn't come right after. Even Winter would be okay if it Spring started jan 20.

Posted by: SarahW at September 18, 2015 10:10 AM (3fTXW)

32 The skeletons of Hillary's many vanquished foes litter the bottom of the lake.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2015 10:10 AM (tGvsw)

33 Am I the first to say "Happy Trees. Lots and lots of happy trees."?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2015 10:10 AM (3pRHP)

34
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanislav_Zhukovsky

He escaped the commies only to be killed by the nazis.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 18, 2015 10:11 AM (iQIUe)

35 12 it's still summer


Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 18, 2015 10:02 AM (0O7c5)



Autumn starts late this year too. September 23.

Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2015 10:12 AM (zt+N6)

36 The skeletons of Hillary's many vanquished foes litter the bottom of the lake.
Posted by: Anna
-------

Uh, oh. That isn't Ft. Marcy Park, is it?

Well, could be a stretch of the Potomac, I guess.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2015 10:12 AM (9mTYi)

37 2 SEALS at the tree line


Waiting.
Posted by: Chico Escuela at September 18, 2015 09:56 AM (a7Dd7)

To rape innocent local girls, as per America's patriarchal misogynistic policies.

Posted by: Feminist art critic at September 18, 2015 10:12 AM (FGIR8)

38
Speaking of art:

One Portland artist found an - ahem - creative way to tell Donald Trump that his comments about women and menstruation are unacceptable: She painted his portrait in her period blood.

Sarah Levy describes her red-and-white picture of Trump as 'menses on a matte board' and has titled it 'Whatever'.

She collected her blood with a Diva Cup and then used a tampon and a paintbrush to create Trump's picture, highlighting his pursed lips and wavy comb-over. 'I could basically use it like watercolors with a paintbrush,' she explained to USA Today. 'I definitely recommend painting with your menstrual blood.'

http://tinyurl.com/pxz8pkh


Ok, it's a nice picture -- but gonna be hard to find the right frame....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 18, 2015 10:13 AM (kdS6q)

39 The crazy long slog from Jan to April fills me with dread.
It was actually much more temperate in Sweden (skåne) than the roller-coaster pipe burster season in my mid-atlantic domain last year.


Posted by: SarahW at September 18, 2015 10:13 AM (3fTXW)

40 Winter is coming.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 18, 2015 10:14 AM (evdj2)

41 Ok, it's a nice picture -- but gonna be hard to find the right frame....



Woven pubic hair frame.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2015 10:15 AM (rIQuo)

42 40 Winter is coming.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 18, 2015 10:14 AM (evdj2)

Hey, that's my line!

Posted by: Ned Stark at September 18, 2015 10:15 AM (FGIR8)

43 Autumn starts late this year too. September 23.
Posted by: buzzion
-------------------

Astronomically, yes.
But meteorologically, it's Fall (An American term, btw). At least here it is. We have had a night or two in the 40's.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2015 10:15 AM (9mTYi)

44 Does this Portland 'artist' also store the yarn in her Gun Free hoochie?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2015 10:16 AM (tGvsw)

45 From the sidebar: the creepy murder clowns have got to be completely staged.

The risk is far too high of running into an off-duty cop, armed citizen (or gangster) for this to be real. Especially if they're using "actors" as murder-props.

I mention this, because every time I see one of those videos, the first thing I think is Tueller drill. An armed attacker that seems to mean me harm, after already killing someone else, and within 21', is going to have a really bad day if the don't disarm very quickly.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 18, 2015 10:16 AM (5npD/)

46
Artists who died in Nazi KZ camps:

http://goo.gl/efrBd7

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 18, 2015 10:17 AM (iQIUe)

47 it's still summer

Winter is coming.

But, being in Phoenix, you probably won't notice it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 18, 2015 10:18 AM (YJmuy)

48 There's no way I'd keep art that attracts bears in my house.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 18, 2015 10:18 AM (5npD/)

49 Also in today's news, a few more tidbits about Mohammed the microelectronics genius, who is still being referred to as "an engineering student" by the idiotic technologically illiterate press, despite his being a _14 year old high school freshman_.

What Mo did is quite apparent now to have been merely gutting an off the shelf manufactured digital alarm clock, and stuffing the internals of it into a different case. Mo now refers to this as his "invention", which the idiotic technologically illiterate press have gargled, swallowed whole and then repeatedly regurgitated. That's about as clever an "invention" as hitting yourself in the head with a rock.

Meanwhile, the Irving TX police _strongly_ dispute all of the contentions by Mo and his father (said father being a noisy "Islamic rights" activist of course), saying that Mo and father are claiming things were said and done during Mo's police interrogation that never actually happened.

But, due to privacy laws, the police can't release the interrogation transcripts to prove their side of things unless the family officially assent to it, and, guess what? The family are refusing to let them do so.

Organized agitprop from the get-go. Just like the Muslim woman and her carefully orchestrated Twitter/Facebook freakout about supposedly being denied a can of soda on an airplane.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2015 10:18 AM (noWW6)

50 One Portland artist found an - ahem - creative way to tell Donald Trump that his comments about women and menstruation are unacceptable: She painted his portrait in her period blood.



And they wonder why men don't find them interesting.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2015 10:18 AM (rIQuo)

51 And in News of the World, the other JV team, the Taliban, has attacked a Pakistani air base. Killing at least 17.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2015 10:19 AM (tGvsw)

52 But meteorologically, it's Fall (An American term, btw). At least here it is. We have had a night or two in the 40's.



Dead on, balls deep summer still. Bothing below 75 at night. 81 right now.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2015 10:19 AM (rIQuo)

53 rickb223, and making the Cherry 2000 sex-bot seem far more practical and affordable.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2015 10:19 AM (tGvsw)

54 Nice painting - bright! I am so ready for Fall!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2015 10:19 AM (NOIQH)

55 Looks like a wild fire about to spread.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at September 18, 2015 10:20 AM (jzFdl)

56 Mo now refers to this as his "invention", which the idiotic
technologically illiterate press have gargled, swallowed whole and then
repeatedly regurgitated.>>>

He invented it just like Al Gore invented the intertubes.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 18, 2015 10:21 AM (tf9Ne)

57 Nice painting - bright! I am so ready for Fall!!

Me too. That painting reminds me of hunting back home in Alabama.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 18, 2015 10:21 AM (LUgeY)

58 >>Is it too much to hope for to have GOP presidential aspirants who are quick enough on their feet to, when asked an obvious plant question about Obama being a Muslim, instead immediately redirect to Obama being _a failure_?


And when are we going to push back on the MSM's demands that a GOP candidate apologze for something someone else said?

If Obama doesn't want to be called a Muslim, this is his problem - not Trump's, not the GOP;s, etc.

I don't recall a similar response when one of Obama's campaign people called Mitt Romney a murderer, or when Harry Reid called Romney a tax cheat.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2015 10:22 AM (NOIQH)

59 People should start rubbing Peyton Manning's forehead for good luck.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at September 18, 2015 10:22 AM (jzFdl)

60 The sidebar has an excellent linked Legal Insurrection story on Stephanopolous trying to renew his despicable War on Women crap, against Cary this time. Well, Carly is no Mitt Romney and she took him apart. Carly may or may not succeed in her long-slog quest but (like the Donald) I sure do enjoy watching her fight back against the Propaganda Press. The GOPe simply does not know how to do this.

Posted by: MTF at September 18, 2015 10:22 AM (TxJGV)

61 There's no way I'd keep art that attracts bears in my house.
Other than Hector who'd want a menstrual blood painting anyway?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2015 10:23 AM (+W1gD)

62 Organized agitprop from the get-go. Just like the Muslim woman and her carefully orchestrated Twitter/Facebook freakout about supposedly being denied a can of soda on an airplane.
Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2015 10:18 AM (noWW6)

Some of you guys refuse to get that this is about a school bureaucracy that over-reacted. This was obviously a clock, and any janitor could certify for certain, by shaking the box for 15 seconds that it was not a bomb. Sheesh! No wonder conservatives keep losing.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack what has difficulty making sure other people's SQL code works right at September 18, 2015 10:23 AM (sJuWI)

63 Obama is a Muslim....sympathizer.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at September 18, 2015 10:23 AM (jzFdl)

64 Uh-Oh, I hope that's not a barge of crap the EPA let float down the river again.....

Posted by: Secretary of the Interior Sally Jewell at September 18, 2015 10:24 AM (D0NZx)

65 Hector would only want art made with anal fissure blood. Preferably his own.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 18, 2015 10:24 AM (5npD/)

66 Mo now refers to this as his "invention"

He repurposed a clock into being ... another clock.

The kid's a prodigy.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 18, 2015 10:24 AM (evdj2)

67 >>And they wonder why men don't find them interesting.

This obsession with menstrual blood is repellent. Especially since these women are likely worship at the alter of Planned Parenthood and otherwise hate their fertility.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2015 10:24 AM (NOIQH)

68 Other than Hector who'd want a menstrual blood painting anyway?

That's sick.

*sigh* I miss the old days when we never heard of insanity daily.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 18, 2015 10:25 AM (LUgeY)

69
Mere mortals can now live for all eternity in cyberspace thanks to a new website, which allows users to schedule posts for after their death.

A user has to be living to create an account but the website, Dead Social, will then post Facebook messages or instigate pokes on behalf of the user after they have passed away.

http://tinyurl.com/pwvwchk



*cough* Buzzion *cough*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 18, 2015 10:25 AM (kdS6q)

70
And they wonder why men don't find them interesting.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2015 10:18 AM (rIQuo)

The interesting the have chosen is their problem.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at September 18, 2015 10:25 AM (sJuWI)

71 *pops smoke and calls in air strike own position*

Time to get back to the writing.

And just remember, if you win the Powerball this weekend and its $120 million cash jackpot; well then at the end of the month you could probably afford to bid on Princess Leia's bikini at the Profiles in History auction.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2015 10:26 AM (tGvsw)

72 it's still summer


Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 18, 2015 10:02 AM (0O7c5)




Damn global warming!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2015 10:26 AM (493sH)

73 Nice little lake. You could get a little fishing in.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 18, 2015 10:26 AM (LA7Cm)

74 Good thing the alternate design for the LCI was chosen.


Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at September 18, 2015 10:26 AM (uPxUo)

75 He repurposed a clock into being ... another clock.



The kid's a prodigy.>>>

His brilliance shows in keeping the 120 volt plug and DC step down transformer on his new portable invention.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 18, 2015 10:26 AM (tf9Ne)

76 The sidebar has an excellent linked Legal Insurrection story on Stephanopolous trying to renew his despicable War on Women crap, against Cary this time. Well, Carly is no Mitt Romney and she took him apart.

I don't get the Carly hate here in Hordeistan.

We've been complaining that the media are ignoring the PP videos, she put them front and center and now has them lying to cover their biases, but she's made it a question of national character.

Why can't we take yes for an answer?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at September 18, 2015 10:27 AM (JtwS4)

77 61
Other than Hector who'd want a menstrual blood painting anyway?
Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2015 10:23 AM (+W1gD)

*sniffs* Does it got any pebbles in it?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at September 18, 2015 10:27 AM (sJuWI)

78 Obama is a Muslim....sympathizer.




Obama is a muzzie. By birth. Due to his father. According to islam.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2015 10:28 AM (rIQuo)

79 et tu Carly?

"I have great admiration for Hillary Clinton."

"I empathize with Hillary Clinton".

"Bold women, women of power are scrutinized...differently".


https://youtu.be/6kbvfwV8rHQ

Posted by: Mortimer at September 18, 2015 10:29 AM (0dcbp)

80 When I was Mo's age, I was building robot's and other assorted doohickeys from the various DIY electronics companies (they actually had pulp-paper catalogs), but I'd never deign to call them my inventions or say I did anything incredible.

I mean, you definitely learned how to troubleshoot crappy solder joints, but I don't think Mo even had to do that.

We have an unserious and stupid media corps.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 18, 2015 10:29 AM (5npD/)

81 >>He repurposed a clock into being ... another clock. The kid's a prodigy.

Like this?

http://iotwreport.com/genius-kid-is-a-moron-if-he-doesnt-see-what-he-did-was-asinine/

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2015 10:30 AM (NOIQH)

82 Little known fact: shortly after this was painted, Zhukovsky was tried and shot for painting capitalist-roader trees and Zionist lakes.

Posted by: LochLomondFarms at September 18, 2015 10:30 AM (KWKYA)

83 Obama is a Muslim....sympathizer.

Obama is a muzzie. By birth. Due to his father. According to islam.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2015 10:28 AM (rIQuo)



Barry is a Muslim symp only as it relates to being anti-West or Christian or Jew. He is a narcissistic atheist, who thinks that he is the center of the universe


Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2015 10:30 AM (493sH)

84 Did Vic link this one earlier? If he didn't its well worth the mention that IBD is reporting that TFG's hero (actually called him that) Bowe Bergdahl is facing additional charges now in his trial.


http://bit.ly/1KwutOm

Posted by: MTF at September 18, 2015 10:30 AM (TxJGV)

85 "He repurposed a clock into being ... another clock. The kid's a prodigy."

The technological inquisitiveness that made the Muslim world what it is today.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2015 10:30 AM (noWW6)

86 There's one of those riverine patrol boats on the right, correct?

Posted by: Bigby's Fistful of Travelers Cheques at September 18, 2015 10:31 AM (3ZtZW)

87 Obama is a muzzie. By birth. Due to his father. According to islam.

Frank Marshall Davis was a Moslem?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 18, 2015 10:31 AM (evdj2)

88 CNN (they have it on in the break room) has an uncanny knack for finding flattering pictures of Hillary to use in their coverage.

Posted by: V the K at September 18, 2015 10:31 AM (O7MnT)

89 75 He repurposed a clock into being ... another clock.
The kid's a prodigy.>>>

His brilliance shows in keeping the 120 volt plug and DC step down transformer on his new portable invention.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 18, 2015 10:26 AM (tf9Ne)

This is the commie, progressive, islamist MO: take something that already exists, break it down, reassemble it, take credit for inventing it, threaten people that don't acknowledge your achievement and blame others when you are unable to continue the accomplishments of those you stole from.

Shit, for 20 years I've thought Ayn Rand was exaggerating for effect.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at September 18, 2015 10:33 AM (sJuWI)

90 Note to elites what know better than the plebes everywhere: "Come On In" is a great Oak Ridge Boys song, but a lousy immigration policy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2015 10:33 AM (659DL)

91 There's one of those riverine patrol boats on the right, correct?

There's a Clittoral Combat Ship there but no one can find it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at September 18, 2015 10:34 AM (JtwS4)

92
#IwanttoslaptheshitoutofAhmed

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 18, 2015 10:34 AM (iQIUe)

93 An 'ette posted this satirical version of the teen clock story last night - LOL:

http://www.duffelblog.com/2015/09/teen-clock-science/

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2015 10:34 AM (NOIQH)

94 Hey, that's my line!

Posted by: Ned Stark


Don't lose your head over it...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 18, 2015 10:34 AM (9krrF)

95 In fairness to Mo, when I was his age I was making napalm and blowing up stumps with ammonium nitrate.

These things are frowned on now in our age of lost innocence.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 18, 2015 10:34 AM (evdj2)

96 I don't get the Carly hate here in Hordeistan.

Pretty sure she's a feminist nutjob who thinks she should win because she's a woman.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 18, 2015 10:35 AM (dmQI5)

97 Seriously, CNN always finds pictures of Trump that make him look like an angry, constipated 90-year old. But their Hillary pics take 20 years off her age and she's smiling like a Summer's Eve commercial.

Posted by: V the K at September 18, 2015 10:35 AM (O7MnT)

98 Do these sex-bot dolls have a spin cycle or something? Men can't be reliably counted on to clean them.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 18, 2015 10:36 AM (l3vZN)

99 I don't get the Carly hate here in Hordeistan.

We've been complaining that the media are ignoring the PP videos, she put them front and center and now has them lying to cover their biases, but she's made it a question of national character.

Why can't we take yes for an answer?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at September 18, 2015 10:27 AM (JtwS4)



I find her to be an establishment tool that was encouraged to enter the race because they felt they needed a "GUURRRRRLLL" to attack Hillary. And when she eventually dropped out, it would be followed immediately by an endorsement of the preferred establishment hack.

I also find her dodge answers on immigration to be lacking.

Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2015 10:36 AM (zt+N6)

100 71 And a sexbot that looks like Carrie Fisher from back than to wear it.Briefly.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2015 10:37 AM (sPO3u)

101 >>Why can't we take yes for an answer?

Because yes means no. Or maybe.

It's a brave new world we are living in.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2015 10:37 AM (OGm46)

102 Frank Marshall Davis was a Moslem?



By his reported father. He ows that and all that comes with it, or he comes clean.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2015 10:37 AM (rIQuo)

103 Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 18, 2015 10:35 AM (dmQI5)
=========================

Just the opposite. I'm not a supporter yet, mostly because she doesn't have political office experience, but I follow her closely because I agree with much she says. She definitely is not what you are fearing here.

Posted by: MTF at September 18, 2015 10:37 AM (TxJGV)

104 I don't get the Carly hate here in Hordeistan.

It's probably the whole "Good on one thing, horrid on a half-dozen others" problem. Same thing torpedoing half the rest of the field with us.

Honestly I wouldn't even give a rat's ass about Trump if he wasn't causing so damn much pain and discomfort to the right people.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 18, 2015 10:37 AM (9krrF)

105 "We have an unserious and stupid media corps."

It would be awfully interesting, if we had journalists who were anything other than yawping uninformed stenographers and aggressive leftist narrative-shapers, to conduct the following experiment:

(a) Empanel an group of ordinary public school teachers and principals.

(b) Gut a bunch of various off the shelf digital alarm clocks.

(c) Rig some of these clocks to where they could be used as IED initiators, without actually including any actual explosives, of course.

(d) See if the teachers and principals are able to reliably determine which of these devices are harmless, and which could be potentially very dangerous.

I actually know a couple of teachers socially. I can tell you that there is not a single blessed one of them who could get past (d) with any result different from statistical blind chance. They are all of them very nice people, and none of them are very bright.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2015 10:37 AM (noWW6)

106 Question!
Trying to put prices on stuff for a yard sale.
How much for a used junior acoustic guitar in good shape that comes with a battered hard case?

Posted by: @votermom at September 18, 2015 10:37 AM (cbfNE)

107 He repurposed a clock into being ... another clock.
The kid's a prodigy.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 18, 2015 10:24 AM (evdj2)
___________

That has a lid that goes up to read it. Does it fit in a pocket and is there a interface somewhere to 'read' it?

Patent Office will be right on that one.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 18, 2015 10:38 AM (MIKMs)

108 This is the commie, progressive, islamist MO: take something that already exists, break it down, reassemble it, take credit for inventing it, threaten people that don't acknowledge your achievement and blame others when you are unable to continue the accomplishments of those you stole from.

Shit, for 20 years I've thought Ayn Rand was exaggerating for effect.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at September 18, 2015 10:33 AM (sJuWI)



You mean the Egyptians didn't have airplanes and electricity over 4,000 years ago before whitey stoled it from them?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2015 10:38 AM (493sH)

109 I don't get the Carly hate here in Hordeistan.

Supports the DREAM Act.
Supported TARP.
Supported the Spendulus.
Supports Common Core. (Her Master's Thesis said Federal Involvement in Education was "essential.")
She thinks Hillary is teh Awesome.

https://youtu.be/6kbvfwV8rHQ

She's Jeb with sweater puppies.

Posted by: V the K at September 18, 2015 10:38 AM (O7MnT)

110 95 In fairness to Mo, when I was his age I was making napalm and blowing up stumps with ammonium nitrate.

These things are frowned on now in our age of lost innocence.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 18, 2015 10:34 AM (evdj2)

In fairness to you, you made your own napalm. Ahmed took someone else's napalm and dressed it up as his own. Except it isn't even napalm, it's just gelatin presented ambiguously as possibly napalm because he wanted to get a rise out of his school and and play victim.

You just liked burning and blowing shit up without bothering people.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at September 18, 2015 10:38 AM (sJuWI)

111 Obama sr was his father ,look how much like him his half brothers in Africa look.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2015 10:39 AM (sPO3u)

112
She's Jeb with sweater puppies.
Posted by: V the K at September 18, 2015 10:38 AM (O7MnT)

And cut Lucent's femoral artery.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at September 18, 2015 10:39 AM (sJuWI)

113 F'rinstance. Here's something Insty retweeted:

"I love how effectively @CarlyFiorina has trolled the media into spending the day talking about videos they have shoved under the rug."

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at September 18, 2015 10:39 AM (JtwS4)

114 Call the local pawnshop and put 20% less than what they quoted on it, votermom.
Prices are local for stuff like that.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2015 10:40 AM (3pRHP)

115 Just the opposite. I'm not a supporter yet, mostly because she doesn't have political office experience, but I follow her closely because I agree with much she says. She definitely is not what you are fearing here.
Posted by: MTF at September 18, 2015 10:37 AM (TxJGV)


She's said she should be the nominee because she's a woman in previous elections. I see no indication she's changed her mind and many indications she's exactly the same.

Link:
http://tinyurl.com/ylo29lu

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 18, 2015 10:40 AM (dmQI5)

116 Honestly I wouldn't even give a rat's ass about Trump if he wasn't causing so damn much pain and discomfort to the right people.

Exactly thus.

The GOP is Jack Black's white Rasta in "I Know What You Did Last Summer." Donald Trump is the psychopathic murderer. Guess which one the audience is rooting for.

(Promise it's the last time I use that analogy.)

Posted by: V the K at September 18, 2015 10:40 AM (O7MnT)

117 "He repurposed a clock into being ... another clock. The kid's a prodigy."

The technological inquisitiveness that made the Muslim world what it is today.

Posted by: torquewrench


He'll probably get a full ride to MIT.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 18, 2015 10:41 AM (W5DcG)

118 Hey, that's my line!



Posted by: Ned Stark


Not anymore.

Posted by: Joffrey at September 18, 2015 10:41 AM (NF2Bf)

119 Pope plans to duck dissidents in Cuba, spawning criticism

http://goo.gl/721Ru4

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 18, 2015 10:41 AM (iQIUe)

120 Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2015 10:36 AM (zt+N6)
========================

This early in a campaign (we still have, what, five months until an actual primary vote is cast in NH?), maybe just celebrate what she does well. And that is, she calls "bullshit" exceptionally well on the media and on Hillary.

No one is going to be a perfect candidate. You're going to end up getting Rubio anyway, so get used to Gang Of Eight crap 24/7.

Posted by: MTF at September 18, 2015 10:41 AM (TxJGV)

121 Is that where the next moron meet is going to take place and are clothes needed? Or is going commando a must?

Posted by: Cycomiko66 at September 18, 2015 10:41 AM (O45yk)

122 Carly didn't troll the media - she forced them to do their job. For any other faults/RINO leanings she has, Carly has been solid as a rock on the PP videos and how it is not about abortion, it's about the evil that is harvesting the organs breathing babies.
For that, I am grateful.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2015 10:42 AM (NOIQH)

123 I don't hate Carly. I want her there because she's the one who hit the MFM/Dims with the PP issue right between the eyes at the debate.

She'll be dropping out eventually, but until then she can be the one pushing that issue just as Donald Trump's Hair is pushing the illegal invasion issue.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 18, 2015 10:43 AM (LUgeY)

124 Bad news for the Carly supporters, but before they start hitching their wagons too tightly, might want to ask some questions about why [a href="http://tinyurl.com/qfme92h"]Carly allowed HP to evade sanctions on Iran and sell computers to the Iranians. Wonder if any of those computers ended up providing material support to the Iranian nuclear program?

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at September 18, 2015 10:43 AM (S32rP)

125 >>She's said she should be the nominee because she's a woman in previous elections. I see no indication she's changed her mind and many indications she's exactly the same.

Eh, so what? Cruz just said the other night his SS name should be Cohibo because he's of Cuban heritage. Huck never stalks talking about his evangelical roots.

Every pol plays the pander game with what they have. This is nothing new or unique to her.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2015 10:43 AM (OGm46)

126 Oops - link [a href="http://tinyurl.com/qfme92h"]here[/a]

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at September 18, 2015 10:44 AM (S32rP)

127 I think I'll pick up a Glock 30 today. When I put new sights on it, I will have invented a new gun.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 18, 2015 10:44 AM (5npD/)

128 BORDER FENCES GOING UP ALL ACROSS EUROPE

This is the trial run for what happens next in this country.

Gee, in the end , we can be SO European. Barack will approve

Posted by: Ivan Pavlov at September 18, 2015 10:44 AM (e8kgV)

129 stops but stalks works too with Huck.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2015 10:44 AM (OGm46)

130 Obama sr was his father ,look how much like him his half brothers in Africa look.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2015 10:39 AM (sPO3u)



When it comes to Barry Sr., papa was a rolling stone...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2015 10:44 AM (493sH)

131 Sheesh, just cut and paste it - http://tinyurl.com/qfme92h

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at September 18, 2015 10:45 AM (S32rP)

132 Drain that lake and you will find YUGE amounts of assault weapons with things that go up. The result of thousands of freak boating accidents.

Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at September 18, 2015 10:45 AM (JOG+K)

133 So, anyone else pissed that you can't escape companies schilling for money to go towards the "migrant" crisis?

At least when I go to Petsmart, they only harass me for a buck when I'm checking out.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 18, 2015 10:45 AM (5npD/)

134 Pope plans to duck dissidents in Cuba, spawning criticism

Cuban dissidents are similar to climate deniers.

Posted by: Lefty Media at September 18, 2015 10:46 AM (W5DcG)

135 Eh, so what?

Well, in a world of feminist speech codes where affirmative consent laws are on the books, I don't want a candidate who thinks her gender is why she should win an election.

I don't think she'll work against those things.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 18, 2015 10:46 AM (dmQI5)

136 "You mean the Egyptians didn't have airplanes and electricity over 4,000 years ago before whitey stoled it from them?"

I wandered around the fringes of a lefty rally here in the Scum Scamfrisco area, and there was a radical black nationalist group selling their pamphlets, which I browsed.

Among their claims was one averring that the Egyptian pyramids had been built using levitation technology invented by African blacks.

I put the pamphlet down and said to myself, "Goddamn my ancestors for failing to steal THAT one when they had the chance. Where's my personal levitation pack? This is an outrage!"

Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2015 10:46 AM (noWW6)

137 Carly didn't troll the media - she forced them to do their job. For any
other faults/RINO leanings she has, Carly has been solid as a rock on
the PP videos and how it is not about abortion, it's about the evil that
is harvesting the organs breathing babies.

For that, I am grateful.


Completely agree. Her description of what she saw in the videos was first-hand and likely not the report of some junior lackey. And it obviously affected her.

Posted by: Mortimer at September 18, 2015 10:46 AM (0dcbp)

138 I am Carly-skeptical.

Posted by: @votermom at September 18, 2015 10:46 AM (cbfNE)

139 >>I don't hate Carly. I want her there because she's the one who hit the MFM/Dims with the PP issue right between the eyes at the debate.

THIS.
She's also a useful candidate in her tireless, detailed criticism of Hillary (which is in essence, criticism of Obama). We need someone who isn't solely focused on destroying Trump (though she's been effectively baited into doing that recently by the MSM).

Not my pick, but I like the impact she has on the race.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2015 10:46 AM (NOIQH)

140 Pope plans to duck dissidents in Cuba, spawning criticism

http://goo.gl/721Ru4
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
-------------------------------------------------
Cuba allows people to be openly dissident? I'd have thought they'd be 'disappeared'.

And also I'll bet, after this little demonstration that the Pope is just another company man, these dissidents will go right on supporting him, since they think the Magisterium is divinely instituted.

If Bush could convince a majority of the country that his family has a divinely instituted right to be president, that would be his only chance.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 18, 2015 10:47 AM (E5UB0)

141 The thing about the GOP field is I don't like any of them, I don't trust any of them.

I'm not going to jump on any bandwagons; I'm going to point out that the bandwagon's axles are shot and it's not going where you think it is.

Posted by: V the K at September 18, 2015 10:47 AM (O7MnT)

142 Border Fence

Randzaun

Cerca de la frontera

Frontiere de securite de cadre

De omheining van de grens

Recinto del bordo

Posted by: Ivan Pavlov at September 18, 2015 10:47 AM (e8kgV)

143 If you've never read Black Nationalist books, you're really doing yourself a disservice.

One I read said not only were Egyptians black, they also had airfields and gliders. How those gliders took off are a great mystery, but there you go.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 18, 2015 10:47 AM (5npD/)

144 He repurposed a clock into being ... another clock. The kid's a prodigy.

Like this?

I removed a cake from a box and put it into a tupperware container and brought it to a party.

I am a pastry chef.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 18, 2015 10:47 AM (326rv)

145 >>Well, in a world of feminist speech codes where affirmative consent laws are on the books, I don't want a candidate who thinks her gender is why she should win an election.

So are you going to hold Cruz and others to that same standard? Because we also seem to have a speech code for our friends from south of the border.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2015 10:48 AM (OGm46)

146 "Carly allowed HP to evade sanctions on Iran and sell computers to the Iranians."

Hand in glove with the speeches which Fiasco-rina delivered as HP CEO, fawningly talking about the "great civilization" that Islam has produced.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2015 10:48 AM (noWW6)

147 144 He repurposed a clock into being ... another clock. The kid's a prodigy.

Like this?

I removed a cake from a box and put it into a tupperware container and brought it to a party.

I am a pastry chef.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 18, 2015 10:47 AM (326rv)

It's CRAP! Your cake is CRAP!

Posted by: Gordon Ramsey at September 18, 2015 10:49 AM (FGIR8)

148 Planned Parenthood = Modern Mengele

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 18, 2015 10:49 AM (hsCpX)

149 144 Are you muslim?If so,want to come to the WH and show off your cool invention?
Barack

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2015 10:49 AM (sPO3u)

150 How much for a used junior acoustic guitar in good shape that comes with a battered hard case?

Is it a recognized brand? Standard scale length? Steel or nylon strings? If it's in good shape, be sure to have the case open. New soft cases are cheap.

WAG $40 and be prepared to go lower, since I haven't seen it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 18, 2015 10:49 AM (LUgeY)

151 And when I was 14, I was taking actual electronics classes in school. Guess we can't talk about the complete pussification of the country via loss of teaching any sort of hands-on things?

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 18, 2015 10:50 AM (5npD/)

152
Though we gotta say goodbye for the summer.
Baby, I promise you this.
I'll send you all my love.
Every day in a letter.
Sealed with a kiss.
MWAH!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 18, 2015 10:50 AM (iQIUe)

153 I found Waldo. He is riding on the back of Nessie.

Posted by: Roy at September 18, 2015 10:50 AM (VndSC)

154 "Carly allowed HP to evade sanctions on Iran and sell computers to the Iranians."

Which is exactly what every industrialized country is in the process of doing right fucking now.

With a nuclear weapon surprise.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 18, 2015 10:50 AM (326rv)

155 And I'll slip ya a little tongue, too.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 18, 2015 10:50 AM (iQIUe)

156 In this Fox News Sunday clip Carly debates a creepy EMILY's List gal about the PP videos for about 10 min (starts ~4:00 min mark).
She is relentless. There are no weasel words. This is what I wish all GOP candidates were saying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=3&v=LIyVGzf95VY

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2015 10:50 AM (NOIQH)

157 Among their claims was one averring that the Egyptian pyramids had been built using levitation technology invented by African blacks.

Actual Egyptians tend to get rather animated when they hear that crap, and by "rather animated" I mean "ready to cut a bitch".

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 18, 2015 10:50 AM (9krrF)

158 How those gliders took off are a great mystery, but there you go.

Hence the need for pyramids, which they built using telekinesis.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at September 18, 2015 10:51 AM (evdj2)

159 Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 18, 2015 10:40 AM (dmQI5)
==================

You misread that piece. You're point is that she essentially said "vote for me because of my gender". Except that wasn't her point: She said 'a woman makes a better candidate against Barbra Boxer because, otherwise, all you'll hear is non-stop War on Women crap'.

Devore was also an idiot hack, so there's that.

In this election (present day) Carly has repeatedly made the point she is not running as the "woman candidate", Hillary is. Hillary. Carly is running as a candidate who can take it to Hillary and the Democrats.

Carly mocks gender-based politics all the time, but here's one typical quote: "The Democrats and Hillary Clinton have made gender an issue with their ridiculous 'war on women'."

Posted by: MTF at September 18, 2015 10:51 AM (TxJGV)

160 Buncha dead trees in there. I'm betting "bagworms."

Posted by: m at September 18, 2015 10:52 AM (ELEPX)

161 >>I'm not going to jump on any bandwagons; I'm going to point out that the bandwagon's axles are shot and it's not going where you think it is.

Could be. I know exactly where Hillary's wagon or any Dem candidate's wagon is headed.

I think I'll still see who is going to run against the left before I throw in the towel on somebody who might not be great.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2015 10:52 AM (OGm46)

162 One I read said not only were Egyptians black, they also had airfields and gliders. How those gliders took off are a great mystery, but there you go



Where are they now?
You invent a game changer, only have one set of plans, and allow that one set to be stolen, you deserved it.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2015 10:52 AM (rIQuo)

163 So here is the talley for me so far :

Useful-
Trump
Carly
Cruz
Huck (spit)
Rubio (fingernails)


Useless-
Carson
Heb
Walker
Kasich
Dr. Paul's kid

Feel free to argue and adjust as necessary.


* DISCLAIMER
This list is a personal opinion and should not be taken as a personal evaluation of morality, spirituality or character . We are talking about politicians here people. I mean really.


Posted by: Mortimer at September 18, 2015 10:53 AM (0dcbp)

164 Hillary doesn't have a bandwagon; she has a motorized scooter.

Posted by: Roy at September 18, 2015 10:53 AM (VndSC)

165 So are you going to hold Cruz and others to that same standard? Because we also seem to have a speech code for our friends from south of the border.

Sure.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 18, 2015 10:53 AM (dmQI5)

166 How those gliders took off are a great mystery, but there you go

Biiiiiiiig rubber bands.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 18, 2015 10:53 AM (hsCpX)

167 "And when I was 14, I was taking actual electronics classes in school."

Shit, when I was half that age, I was slapping together a crystal radio from canned parts and instructions out of a Radio Shack kit.

This is MY INVENTION. I'm an ENGINEERING GENIUS, bitches! Where's my TICKET TO THE WHITE HOUSE?

Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2015 10:54 AM (noWW6)

168 Fake injuns (from the sidebar), fake blacks all over the place. For this to keep appearing, there'd almost need to be a massive gubmint policy, on the order of a law that favors some groups over another, to cause such a phenomenon.

It's a good thing we have anti-discrimination laws to prevent such things.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 18, 2015 10:54 AM (gyKtp)

169 None of it matters


Because they are going to create 9 million New Democrat voters before the next election


9 million


It does not matter

Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2015 10:54 AM (zOTsN)

170 He repurposed a clock into being ... another clock. The kid's a prodigy.

Like this?

I removed a cake from a box and put it into a tupperware container and brought it to a party.

I am a pastry chef.
Posted by: Blue Hen



I fapped. I'm a pr0n star!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2015 10:55 AM (rIQuo)

171 And if these schools actually had some trade teachers, one of them would look at that "clock" and tell them to stop screwing around and get back to class.

I think the loss of trades in schools can all be layed at the feet of administrators that were afraid of the metal shop kids.

The only auto shop kids they ever want to see are the ones from Grease.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 18, 2015 10:55 AM (5npD/)

172 >>So are you going to hold Cruz and others to that same standard? Because we also seem to have a speech code for our friends from south of the border.

>>Sure.

Ok, cool. So now that Fiorina is off your list for pandering to women and Cruz for pandering to Latinos, who is left?

Every pol panders. It's what they do. When they pander to our interests we love them. When they pander to other's interests we hate them.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2015 10:55 AM (OGm46)

173 Is it a recognized brand? Standard scale length? Steel or nylon strings? If it's in good shape, be sure to have the case open. New soft cases are cheap.

WAG $40 and be prepared to go lower, since I haven't seen it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 18, 2015 10:49 AM (LUgeY)

No brand, unfortunately. Steel strings and on the neck it says "steel reinforced neck." Thanks!

Posted by: @votermom at September 18, 2015 10:55 AM (cbfNE)

174 Because they are going to create 9 million New Democrat voters before the next election


9 million


It does not matter
Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2015 10:54 AM (zOTsN)

Trying. We have to fight that with our power, especially in the Courts.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2015 10:56 AM (DUoqb)

175 "I'm betting "bagworms."


Nasty, no good little things.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 18, 2015 10:56 AM (LA7Cm)

176 Posted by: Mortimer at September 18, 2015 10:29 AM

Fiorina is the ONLY candidate for President that has consistently and brutally taken on Clinton and called her out for being the lying incompetent that she is.

Not a lot of love there.

Posted by: Cheri at September 18, 2015 10:57 AM (oiNtH)

177 Border Fence

Randzaun



Grenzzaun. Grenze is border in the sense of national boundaries. Rand is border in the sense of on the edges of things.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Opus/Bill the Cat 2016 at September 18, 2015 10:57 AM (JtwS4)

178 'Useful' (adj.) serves the purpose of eroding, annoying, inflaming, undermining, undercutting, confounding, confusing, infuriating the GOP and their establishment toadies

'Useless' (adj.) doesn't

Posted by: Mortimer at September 18, 2015 10:57 AM (0dcbp)

179 I think the loss of trades in schools can all be layed at the feet of administrators that were afraid of the metal shop kids.


At age 15, I was running machine shop equipment like milling machines, lathes and grinders.

If that little muz is an engineering whiz, I'm a brain surgeon. And TFG is a SCOAMF.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 18, 2015 10:58 AM (LUgeY)

180
I think the loss of trades in schools can all be layed at the feet of administrators that were afraid of the metal shop kids.


I'm amazed that there are so many things that need to be dropped from the curriculum, yet they never show improvement in the stuff they keep.

They have to drop shop, because its all about feeding the inevitability of college. Teaching kids a trade? So 1950s.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 18, 2015 10:58 AM (hsCpX)

181 He had a tech teacher

Not engineering. Tech


Who told him to stop screwing around and put it away which he did for that class

And then took it out and turned it on in English class

He and his daddy wanted to make a point and they did.

Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2015 10:58 AM (zOTsN)

182 "And when I was 14, I was taking actual electronics classes in school.
Guess we can't talk about the complete pussification of the country via
loss of teaching any sort of hands-on things?"

Those classes which do still exist have mostly gotten rid of things like soldering. When I heard that, I said, wait, what?

Well, solder might contain toxic lead. And soldering irons get hot. A special snowflake could get an owwiiee.

::: facepalm :::


Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2015 10:59 AM (noWW6)

183 You misread that piece. You're point is that she essentially said "vote for me because of my gender". Except that wasn't her point: She said 'a woman makes a better candidate against Barbra Boxer because, otherwise, all you'll hear is non-stop War on Women crap'.

This argument doesn't strike you as nakedly self-serving? If a white man said a woman has never won a presidential election, so vote for him, would we be saying it wasn't sexism?

Carly mocks gender-based politics all the time, but here's one typical quote: "The Democrats and Hillary Clinton have made gender an issue with their ridiculous 'war on women'."

And she also jumped full-bore on Trump about the silly Megyn Kelly 'blood' comment with a bogus dog-whistle sexism charge.

I'll take a second look at what she's saying, but I don't trust her.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 18, 2015 10:59 AM (dmQI5)

184 I have nothing to say to anyone or about anything but by damn I am going to say it anyway.

Take that.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at September 18, 2015 10:59 AM (4vXIq)

185 Fiorina is the ONLY candidate for President that has consistently and brutally taken on Clinton and called her out for being the lying incompetent that she is.

Not a lot of love there.
Posted by: Cheri at September 18, 2015 10:57 AM (oiNtH)

Not sure that is true , but they should all stop attacking each other and aim all their firepower on the Dems. And not so much hillary, because that gives her to much credit, but Fredo and the House and Senate and by House and Senate I mean all dems, RINOs, and cowardly Republicans there. But attacking each other is counter productive. And also attack the MSM, including anyone from FOX, who asks a stupid question.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2015 10:59 AM (DUoqb)

186 Are you muslim?If so,want to come to the WH and show off your cool invention?
Barack


Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2015 10:49 AM (sPO3u)



I'm betting that invite only goes to young boys and for some "alone" time with Barry

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2015 11:00 AM (493sH)

187 Ok, cool. So now that Fiorina is off your list for pandering to women and Cruz for pandering to Latinos, who is left?

Cruz has never said, 'vote for me because I'm hispanic.' Fiorina actually has.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 18, 2015 11:01 AM (dmQI5)

188 I'm betting "bagworms."


****************


Think I caught a case of that in college.

Meh. It was probably worth it.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 18, 2015 11:01 AM (vgIRn)

189 I know, right?

Gimme a break with the ZOMG "precocious watchmaker."

The Muslim clock was freaking art project. And a poor one.

Posted by: Mortimer at September 18, 2015 11:01 AM (0dcbp)

190 The alarm clock boy was a set up. And I have a hunch inviting him to the White House will come back to bite Fredo like inviting begdahls parents did. Or at least I hope so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2015 11:01 AM (DUoqb)

191
Cuban Dissent Blogger Who Was Featured on AoShq:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoani_S%C3%A1nchez

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 18, 2015 11:02 AM (iQIUe)

192 Anyone see the Bronco's game last night. Manning looked ok and accurate enough but not much zip?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2015 11:03 AM (DUoqb)

193
Bring Carly on,,, I lick her into submission...

cackle, cackle, cackle, cackle, cackle, cackle, cackle, cackle, cackle, cackle,,,,,,


Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 18, 2015 11:03 AM (HSmrB)

194 If someone can't solder, they don't know shit about electronics.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 18, 2015 11:03 AM (5npD/)

195 I wandered around the fringes of a lefty rally here in the Scum Scamfrisco area, and there was a radical black nationalist group selling their pamphlets, which I browsed.

Among their claims was one averring that the Egyptian pyramids had been built using levitation technology invented by African blacks.




Wasn't there some college out east (Columbia I think) where some "professors" were claiming that the Egyptians had all of this advanced technology then whitey came along and took it from them. No idea where the airplanes and the rest disappeared to for millennia

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2015 11:03 AM (493sH)

196 192 Anyone see the Bronco's game last night. Manning looked ok and accurate enough but not much zip?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2015 11:03 AM (DUoqb)


Apparently he has no feeling in his fingers. And he hasn't since he had his surgery. So that's been going on like 3 years now?

Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2015 11:04 AM (zt+N6)

197 Well, solder might contain toxic lead. And soldering irons get hot. A special snowflake could get an owwiiee.

Heaven forfend that these little darlings actually be taught how to use a soldering iron and solder properly.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 18, 2015 11:04 AM (LUgeY)

198 They are prepping the ground to force the acceptance of a million Islamic immigrants. Clock boy is a set up. The fake outrage over the trump town hall is a set up.

They are prepping the battle space and we are fucking idiots because we are all embracing our inner nerd and identifying with Clock Boy

Well he isn't you or me. He is a tool in use by a fifth column. And we are fucking idiots

Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2015 11:05 AM (zOTsN)

199 And she also jumped full-bore on Trump about the silly Megyn Kelly 'blood' comment with a bogus dog-whistle sexism charge.

Trump made a dumb & gross comment - that was his unforced error not Kelly's or Fiorina's.

Posted by: Cheri at September 18, 2015 11:05 AM (oiNtH)

200 We both have great admiration for the Clintons. They are fine upstanding people and we would be proud to work with their party to solve issues in a bipartisan manner.

Posted by: El Jeb / Carlita 2016 - Amnesty to Infinity and Beyond!! at September 18, 2015 11:05 AM (0LHZx)

201 195 I wandered around the fringes of a lefty rally here in the Scum Scamfrisco area, and there was a radical black nationalist group selling their pamphlets, which I browsed.

Among their claims was one averring that the Egyptian pyramids had been built using levitation technology invented by African blacks.




Wasn't there some college out east (Columbia I think) where some "professors" were claiming that the Egyptians had all of this advanced technology then whitey came along and took it from them. No idea where the airplanes and the rest disappeared to for millennia

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2015 11:03 AM (493sH)



The aliens took them all back.

Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2015 11:05 AM (zt+N6)

202 Certainly, some people are more talented at solder work than others (it's definitely an art), but basic solder/desolder is a foundation of electronics work.

And I'm completely ignoring people with physical issues where they just can't do it.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 18, 2015 11:06 AM (5npD/)

203 I've got a new Bernie Sanders insult name... Shit-For-Berns.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2015 11:06 AM (+W1gD)

204 Jerusalem: Police Officers Wounded in Shooting Attack

Border police targeted with gunfire, firebombs in capital's Armon Hanetziv neighborhood; Minister blames incitement from PA, Arab MKs.


If no one has notice, the Arabs are coming close to being out of control in Jerusalem and the West Bank. Again, much of this can be laid at Fredo's doorstep.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2015 11:06 AM (DUoqb)

205 Not sure that is true , but they should all stop attacking each other and aim all their firepower on the Dems. And not so much hillary, because that gives her to much credit, but Fredo and the House and Senate and by House and Senate I mean all dems, RINOs, and cowardly Republicans there. But attacking each other is counter productive. And also attack the MSM, including anyone from FOX, who asks a stupid question.

Posted by: Nevergiveup

I completely agree. Aim their weapons at those that truly deserve it. No nuance, go full on.

Posted by: Cheri at September 18, 2015 11:06 AM (oiNtH)

206 Prayer request

The little church I serve has a woman I mentioned is very controlling. I'm not a Psychiatrist but i wouldn't be at all surprised if she has Borderline Personality Disorder. It's just not good, and I feel badly for the very talented lay people I share responsibility with.

Thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2015 11:06 AM (dKQ1C)

207 And that is a gorgeous picture.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2015 11:07 AM (dKQ1C)

208 Aim their weapons at those that truly deserve it. No nuance, go full on.
Posted by: Cheri at September 18, 2015 11:06 AM (oiNtH)

Exactly

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2015 11:07 AM (DUoqb)

209 Shit.

My kid created a clock in Minecraft out of redstone and other things. I don't fully understand how he did it, but he managed to make it work with building elements that are available in the game coupled with messing around in Java. And he's not even 12 yet.

Some kid takes apart a digital clock, puts it in another case, and he gets lauded as some kind of engineering genius.



Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 18, 2015 11:07 AM (PFy0L)

210 He repurposed a clock into being ... another clock. The kid's a prodigy.

Like this?

I removed a cake from a box and put it into a tupperware container and brought it to a party.

I am a pastry chef.
Posted by: Blue Hen

I fapped. I'm a pr0n star!
Posted by: rickb223

------------------------------------------------

I ... oh never mind.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 18, 2015 11:07 AM (E5UB0)

211 Just download a soldering app.

Posted by: Positive Waves at September 18, 2015 11:07 AM (MQEz6)

212 Cruz has never said, 'vote for me because I'm hispanic.' Fiorina actually has.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 18, 2015 11:01 AM (dmQI5)

----

Fiorina said "Vote for Cruz because he's Hispanic"?

...wow...

Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2015 11:08 AM (8XRCm)

213 "And I have a hunch inviting him to the White House will come back to bite Fredo like inviting begdahls parents did."

Whose parents? What are you talking about?

Oh! Look! Over there! Kardashians!

Posted by: The Snooze Media at September 18, 2015 11:08 AM (noWW6)

214 The little church I serve has a woman I mentioned is very controlling. I'm not a Psychiatrist but i wouldn't be at all surprised if she has Borderline Personality Disorder. It's just not good, and I feel badly for the very talented lay people I share responsibility with.

Is the same one you mentioned previously? I recall someone hereabouts going into these kind of issues previously.

Vexation among the faithful, never a good thing.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 18, 2015 11:08 AM (9krrF)

215 Can someone explain how saying Obama is Muslim is racist, exactly?

Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2015 11:08 AM (2Ocf1)

216 Yeah, I'm not so sure President Gutsy-Call's paid any price for the Bergdahl affair.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 18, 2015 11:08 AM (5npD/)

217 Questioning why saying Obama is Muslim is racist is, in itself, racist.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 18, 2015 11:09 AM (5npD/)

218 Kerry says US plans Military talks with Russia over Syria?

I am sure everyone wants to talk to horserace and Fredo. I mean if you are sitting and the Poker Table and you don't know who the sucker is....well you know what I mean

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2015 11:09 AM (DUoqb)

219 167 "And when I was 14, I was taking actual electronics classes in school."

Shit, when I was half that age, I was slapping together a crystal radio from canned parts and instructions out of a Radio Shack kit.

This is MY INVENTION. I'm an ENGINEERING GENIUS, bitches! Where's my TICKET TO THE WHITE HOUSE?

Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2015 10:54 AM (noWW6)

I was taking a worm, placing it on a piece of paper wet with salt water and charging one end of the paper and the other to get it move left and right.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 18, 2015 11:09 AM (LXJ1e)

220 Can someone explain how saying Obama is Muslim is racist, exactly?
Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2015 11:08 AM (2Ocf1)

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Im sure Ms Cloggenstein will along any moment now....

Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2015 11:09 AM (8XRCm)

221 I just read the 'defense' that Bergdahl's lawyer is going to use. Ready? He was stoned when he walked out of base and was too out of it to realize what he was doing.

Wow. I think his lawyer may be hitting the bong a little too heavy here.

Posted by: Cheri at September 18, 2015 11:10 AM (oiNtH)

222 >>Cruz has never said, 'vote for me because I'm hispanic.' Fiorina actually has.

Maybe not openly but it has been talked about endlessly since he announced and the Cohibo thing was a pretty obvious pander. He has been going after evangelicals with a passion and never stops talking about his faith.

A lot of politics is identity politics. Some pols are more blatant about it than others but it's always there. Three has been tons of speculation about Fiorina or Cruz or Rubio being VP choices if they don't get the big ring and it is almost entirely based on the demographic people believe they can attract.

It's not exactly a secret that Republicans have an issue attracting women, latinos and blacks and pretending lots of them don't vote on identity is absurd.

Ben Carson seems like a nice guy with some, emphasis on some, good ideas. If he was white he wouldn't even be in the race. That's just a fact. Just about Huck's only appeal is evangelicals and he panders to them like he's in heat.

I'm not going to single out Fiorina for pandering when they all do it.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2015 11:10 AM (OGm46)

223 Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 18, 2015 11:08 AM (9krrF

Yes, it's the same woman. She needs the fruit of the spirit.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2015 11:10 AM (dKQ1C)

224 Yeah, I'm not so sure President Gutsy-Call's paid any price for the Bergdahl affair.
Posted by: Chupacabras at September 18, 2015 11:08 AM (5npD/)


Ever to talk to anyone in the Military about that? Especially an Army Grunt?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2015 11:11 AM (DUoqb)

225
Second look at Rubio:

A Michigan political consultant working for Rand Paul says he was punched in the face by Marco Rubio's deputy campaign manager during an alleged incident at a bar in Mackinac Island, where the Mackinac Republican Leadership Conference is set to begin Friday.

Politico

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 18, 2015 11:11 AM (kdS6q)

226 Like he gives a shit what the military thinks of him, they tend to not vote his way.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 18, 2015 11:12 AM (5npD/)

227 Just about Huck's only appeal is evangelicals and he panders to them like he's in heat.


Well any vimen into a plumster is for him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2015 11:12 AM (DUoqb)

228 Sharyl Attkisson has a nice little column on why nothing sinks Trump

Donald's Duck: 7 Reasons Why Nothing Sticks to Teflon Trump

Link in nic or go to sharylattkisson.com/

Posted by: @votermom at September 18, 2015 11:12 AM (cbfNE)

229 "Can someone explain how saying Obama is Muslim is racist, exactly?"

And don't the left constantly lecture us about how Muslims are excellent, wonderful, honorable, gentle, accomplished people?

Then someone says Obama is a Muslim and they go ballistically batshit.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2015 11:12 AM (noWW6)

230 "And I have a hunch inviting him to the White House will come back to bite Fredo like inviting begdahls parents did."

Whose parents? What are you talking about?

Oh! Look! Over there! Kardashians!



Posted by: The Snooze Media at September 18, 2015 11:08 AM (noWW6)



6 months from now this little genius could be the Tsarnaev brothers Part Deux and the MFM would remove all traces of his love in with Barry

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2015 11:12 AM (493sH)

231 ClockBoy's dad is some kind of muzzie activist. Conservative Treehouse has dug up a number of details on dad's activities:

http://tinyurl.com/qdeh6p4

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 18, 2015 11:12 AM (gyKtp)

232 229 "Can someone explain how saying Obama is Muslim is racist, exactly?"

Get up this morning and the # 1 story is the press is this?WTF

Posted by: donna at September 18, 2015 11:13 AM (hUdMz)

233 bergdahl is claiming intoxication of some kind in order to take away an element of the offense, his intent to desert

Voluntary intoxication is a defense to a specific intent, if you can show your were too intoxicated to form that specific intent

However it will fail, even if he can prove he was stoned. The government has proof he had planned to desert for weeks prior to his actual leaving

Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2015 11:13 AM (zOTsN)

234 In high school shop class we did aluminum castings. One of the favorite molds was an ash tray with the schools name and an image of the mascot.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 18, 2015 11:13 AM (tf9Ne)

235 Like he gives a shit what the military thinks of him, they tend to not vote his way.
Posted by: Chupacabras at September 18, 2015 11:12 AM (5npD/)

Maybe, but after that little "incident" people freely express their hatred for him. At least us "Officer" types around the coffee machine. That ain't only my voice I've been hearing

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2015 11:13 AM (DUoqb)

236 224 Yeah, I'm not so sure President Gutsy-Call's paid any price for the Bergdahl affair.
Posted by: Chupacabras at September 18, 2015 11:08 AM (5npD/)


Ever to talk to anyone in the Military about that? Especially an Army Grunt?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2015 11:11 AM (DUoqb)

__________

Yeah but the army grunt wasn't a supporter to begin with.

Obama's support comes from the anti-American left, so any time he shits on the military, he gains support.

Posted by: El Jeb / Carlita 2016 - Amnesty to Infinity and Beyond!! at September 18, 2015 11:14 AM (0LHZx)

237 A Michigan political consultant working for Rand Paul says he was punched in the face by Marco Rubio's deputy campaign manager during an alleged incident at a bar in Mackinac Island, where the Mackinac Republican Leadership Conference is set to begin Friday.

Politico


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 18, 2015 11:11 AM (kdS6q)




Their seconds went to blows? What happened to good old fashioned dueling?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2015 11:14 AM (493sH)

238 183 This argument doesn't strike you as nakedly self-serving? If a white man said a woman has never won a presidential election, so vote for him, would we be saying it wasn't sexism?/

Firstly, of course it's self-serving. Because politics. You second point is entirely unrelated: She was talking about beating Boxer in light of Democrat gender politics, not making some grand philosophical point.

And she also jumped full-bore on Trump about the silly Megyn Kelly 'blood' comment with a bogus dog-whistle sexism charge.

I also accuse Trump of misogyny on that one, so you and I can agree to disagree with each other on this point.

Summing up: I don't think Carly wins, but it's mostly because I think she is too much like Romney in background.

What I like is that she was awesome on PP videos, she is relentless on calling out the Democrats, and especially Hillary, and she doesn't let the Propaganda Press get away with their bullshit. Like Trump, I think she has been very useful in this campaign. I wish her well, even though I doubt I would vote for her once we get serious (in about another five months or so).

Posted by: MTF at September 18, 2015 11:14 AM (TxJGV)

239 I just read the 'defense' that Bergdahl's lawyer is going to use. Ready? He was stoned when he walked out of base and was too out of it to realize what he was doing.

Hmm, isn't drug use illegal in the military?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 18, 2015 11:14 AM (LUgeY)

240 "Like he gives a shit what the military thinks of him, they tend to not vote his way."

And, two Presidential election cycles in a row, state level operatives of the left managed -- ever so conveniently -- to ensure that overseas military ballots were sent out late, so they wouldn't be back in time to be counted.

Got away with it absolutely cleanly both times. The establishment GOP had two things to say about that cynical scheme, those being (a) jack and (b) shit.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2015 11:14 AM (noWW6)

241 damn. barrel.

Posted by: MTF at September 18, 2015 11:14 AM (TxJGV)

242 Needs more jet ski.

Posted by: Dang at September 18, 2015 11:15 AM (2oWD2)

243 "Can someone explain how saying Obama is Muslim is racist, exactly?"

That's racist, Bro! Take your microaggresion somewhere else, bro.

Posted by: Principal PC at September 18, 2015 11:15 AM (O7MnT)

244 I was taking a worm, placing it on a piece of paper wet with salt water
and charging one end of the paper and the other to get it move left and
right.

Worm clocks!

Posted by: dartist at September 18, 2015 11:15 AM (j/ekO)

245
I applaud the kid who invented the clock, but where is the clock face with numerals?

Posted by: Mean Questioning Conservative Butthead at September 18, 2015 11:16 AM (OiFtZ)

246 CAIR and daddy cooked up this stunt with Daddy

Trying real hard to gin up some islamaphobia in order to force the acceptance of a horde of new Islamic immigrants

Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2015 11:16 AM (zOTsN)

247 And of course right on cue every other GOPe candidate is out there bashing Trump and coming to Obama's defense.

But yeah all these GOPers are like totally going to govern like Reagan.

Posted by: El Jeb / Carlita 2016 - Amnesty to Infinity and Beyond!! at September 18, 2015 11:16 AM (0LHZx)

248 bergdahl is claiming intoxication of some kind in order to take away an element of the offense, his intent to desert

Voluntary intoxication is a defense to a specific intent, if you can show your were too intoxicated to form that specific intent

However it will fail, even if he can prove he was stoned. The government has proof he had planned to desert for weeks prior to his actual leaving
Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2015 11:13 AM (zOTsN)

That defense might work in a civilian setting, but not a Military one for a whole host of reasons. My personal "suspicions": He will be charged with the whole boat load and found guilty and Fredo will pardon him before he leaves Office and give the Finger to the Military that he knows hates him.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2015 11:16 AM (DUoqb)

249 >>They have to drop shop, because its all about feeding the inevitability of college. Teaching kids a trade? So 1950s


And Home Ec was apparently just awful and patriarchal and stuff....and yet... why do we now need Michelle Obama's nutrition lectures? Isn't that something that one learned in Home Ec, along with other useful household skills?

Just ask Martha Stewart if there's still an interest in that kind on information...

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2015 11:16 AM (NOIQH)

250 It's Poli/Sci 101.

The GOP candidates are attacking each other instead of the Democrats because they're competing with each other for the GOP Nomination, not for the Presidency..

Once one of them wins the Nomination(after being bloodied and branded as incompetent and worse by the others), then he/she will lose to the Democrat.

Trust me, I get paid to know these things.


Posted by: GOP Candidate Consultant at September 18, 2015 11:17 AM (WH2qo)

251 Watched Principal PC last night: damn that was a good one, and really hit the mark.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 18, 2015 11:17 AM (5npD/)

252 What a pretty serene painting. Thanks RD.

Posted by: PaleRider at September 18, 2015 11:17 AM (iA/+T)

253 Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2015 11:10 AM (OGm46)


"You should vote for me because Evangelicals won't turn out for a mormon, and Romney will lose." -Mike Huckabee

Had Huckabee said that -explicitly- would your position be that was a valid sentiment?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 18, 2015 11:17 AM (dmQI5)

254 >>bergdahl is claiming intoxication of some kind in order to take away an element of the offense, his intent to desert


So...how many years was he intoxicated? I mean, how else is he going to explain those smiling photos w/his jihadi friends and never attempting to escape.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2015 11:18 AM (NOIQH)

255 Posted by: donna at September 18, 2015 11:13 AM (hUdMz)

It's the latest squirrel, tied in to clock wizard, I suppose and an attempt to raise ire from Muslims. The latest ploy in Obama's division game Anyone who wasnt an obamabot and was paying attention might not claim He was a muslim, but they'd know that he has no love in his heart for Christians-either here or in the ME except maybe for Christians who endorse his left wing agenda,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2015 11:18 AM (dKQ1C)

256 ONT mini-library complaint + watching The Thing (2011?) last night forces me to conclude we're not using enough flame-throwers.

Posted by: DaveA at September 18, 2015 11:18 AM (DL2i+)

257
The GOP candidates are attacking each other instead of the Democrats because they're competing with each other for the GOP Nomination, not for the Presidency..

And the Dems running against Hillary! never say anything harsh about Her.... What's that about?

Posted by: donna at September 18, 2015 11:18 AM (hUdMz)

258 225 >> A Michigan political consultant working for Rand Paul says he was punched in the face by Marco Rubio's deputy campaign manager...

I can sympathize. I have a small urge myself to punch Rand in the nose, mainly for breaking my pea pickin' libertarian heart. I sooo wanted a libertarian to make a good showing for a preezy run, but ultimately Rand couldn't overcome his nuthouse roots.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 18, 2015 11:18 AM (gyKtp)

259 If Obama said, "I demand you now bow down worship me as your only god, or I will SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT." All those Republican knees hitting the ground at the same time would register seismically."



Posted by: V the K at September 18, 2015 11:19 AM (O7MnT)

260 NGU there is a specific intent element to the biggest charge. He would rather be booted for drug use than face a possible long imprisonment and a DD. he will lose however

Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2015 11:19 AM (zOTsN)

261 Firstly, of course it's self-serving. Because politics. You second point is entirely unrelated: She was talking about beating Boxer in light of Democrat gender politics, not making some grand philosophical point.

Why should I want someone who wants to obey Democrat gender politics as rules? I want somebody who challenges the rulebook.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 18, 2015 11:20 AM (dmQI5)

262
Tell you fucking what Hillary.

Ill adminish Trump for not correcting the dude on Obamas citizenship.....


...just as soon as you correct Planned Parenthood for keeping late term abortion fetuses alive outside the womb so they can harvest the brains.

.....mmmmmmkay??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2015 11:20 AM (8XRCm)

263 NGU there is a specific intent element to the biggest charge. He would rather be booted for drug use than face a possible long imprisonment and a DD. he will lose however
Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2015 11:19 AM (zOTsN)

Yeah I know. I get it. I was not disagreeing with anything you said. I just happened to copy your whole post since I am lazy like that sometimes.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2015 11:21 AM (DUoqb)

264 when asked an obvious plant question about Obama being a Muslim, instead immediately redirect to Obama being _a failure_?

He's been at least as bad for Muslims as he has for everyone else.

or

Whatever he is, he sucks.

Posted by: DaveA at September 18, 2015 11:21 AM (DL2i+)

265 "My personal 'suspicions': He will be charged with the whole boat load
and found guilty and Fredo will pardon him before he leaves Office and
give the Finger to the Military that he knows hates him."

And the Obama crew will do everything in their power to scupper the careers of all of the officers connected to the Bergdahl prosecution.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2015 11:21 AM (noWW6)

266 I don't think Carly wins, but it's mostly because I think she is too much like Romney in background.

The only reason Fiorina is even considered an 'outsider' is she failed in her senate campaign like she failed as CEO. Twice.

Otherwise she's right next to Cruz and Rubio being forgotten as inexperienced first term senators.

Posted by: Methos at September 18, 2015 11:21 AM (ZbV+0)

267 Yeah, Hillary! didn't float the Muslim thing when She was running against Him in 2008... riiiiiight...

Posted by: donna at September 18, 2015 11:21 AM (hUdMz)

268 The enlisted sailors I know still seem to be split the way they always were. We have a tiny O-corp here, so I can't really say one way or the other how their views may or may not have changed.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 18, 2015 11:21 AM (5npD/)

269 Bring Carly on,,, I lick her into submission...

cackle, cackle, cackle, cackle, cackle, cackle, cackle, cackle, cackle, cackle,,,,,,

Posted by: Hillary Clinton
---------------------------------------------------------
Lookin' like a million dollar troopah.
Tryin' not to smell like Hilldawg's FUPA, supah dupah!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 18, 2015 11:22 AM (E5UB0)

270 #MuslimWiresMatter

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 18, 2015 11:22 AM (2cS/G)

271 Hmm, isn't drug use illegal in the military?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 18, 2015 11:14 AM (LUgeY)




Well to be fair, the CoC is probably stoned out of his gourd half the time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2015 11:22 AM (493sH)

272 And the Obama crew will do everything in their power to scupper the careers of all of the officers connected to the Bergdahl prosecution.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2015 11:21 AM (noWW6)

Well by the time this plays out, they will mostly be gone and depending on who is the next President and how pro-Military they are, that might not happen. We will see

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2015 11:22 AM (DUoqb)

273 When was the last time CAIR made a White House visit

Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2015 11:23 AM (zOTsN)

274
Well to be fair, the CoC is probably stoned out of his gourd half the time

When I see obama referenced as the CoC I gag.... More like the CoCk...

Posted by: donna at September 18, 2015 11:23 AM (hUdMz)

275 Hmm, isn't drug use illegal in the military?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 18, 2015 11:14 AM (LUgeY)


Ask Biden's son

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2015 11:23 AM (DUoqb)

276 Whatever he is, he sucks.


Posted by: DaveA at September 18, 2015 11:21 AM (DL2i+)




Reggie: Like a pro

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2015 11:23 AM (493sH)

277 And he took the clock to school on September 11.

I seem to remember something happening on that day.

Bullshit set up.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 18, 2015 11:23 AM (fWAjv)

278 Posted by: Methos at September 18, 2015 11:21 AM (ZbV+0)

Word.

Posted by: @votermom at September 18, 2015 11:23 AM (cbfNE)

279 When was the last time CAIR made a White House visit

This morning?

Posted by: donna at September 18, 2015 11:24 AM (hUdMz)

280 The local schools in our area are in crisis, thanks to this country's disastrous immigration policy. Our elementary school is up to 26 trailers, 1200 students in a school made for 800.Things are spiraling downhill and people are finally waking up and noticing. There have been some meeting lately to address the problem of overcrowded schools in our area which, coincidentally, is overwhelmed with diversity form Latin America. The meeting last night was very well attended (probably around 1000 people) with lots of people talking, proposals, plans, costs , budgets projections etc...Of course, at least half the speakers needed translators (provided by the local school system) and all of them complained about the situation and demanded more schools, buses teachers, programs etc...for their anchor babies to be paid for with OPM. Some of the plans involve sending kids to other neighborhoods which is, of course opposed by those residents, which already have their own problems. Meeting lasted at least 2 hours (school superintendent snuck out early, probably to spend more time with his family no doubt)

Lots of discussions and plans but of course not a word was spoken about what is causing the overcrowding. Just the need for more money more resources more teachers, which there will never be enough to solve this problem. Even if more money were to become available, an improvement is the schools just attracts more illegal immigrants, as surrounding communities have discovered . But not one word about a steady stream of illegal immigration and the fact that many live 2 or even 3 families in a single apartment. This is a local problem caused by national policy meant to change this country, which it is doing rapidly To mention or suggest this obvious point would get one thrown out of the meeting and probably publicly lynched.

Anyway, I've decided I'm done after this school year. I'll be looking for a place to raise my kids that has not been overrun yet by the invasion. They are becoming fewer all the time and analyzing the demographic stats of the schools by grade one can see it how advanced it is in an area.(Looking at the makeup of most regions elementary schools is disturbing, to say the least) Could mean moving up north and getting used to winters again but the situation in and around Atlanta is has become intolerable and spreading rapidly to all surrounding areas.


Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at September 18, 2015 11:24 AM (1BQGO)

281 When was the last time CAIR made a White House visit

I'm guessing two weeks ago?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2015 11:24 AM (dKQ1C)

282 >>Had Huckabee said that -explicitly- would your position be that was a valid sentiment?

Huck pretty much did say that. Remember when Huck wondered out loud in an interview if Mormons thought Jesus and Satan were brothers? How about the floating cross during his Christmas ad?

If you don't remember Huck's dog whistle anti-Mormon shit from 2008 then you have a short memory. It was the ground zero issue in Iowa and continued on through the rest of the campaign.

But that is entirely different from someone saying "I'm a woman and women can relate to me" or "I'm a Latino and Latinos will relate to me".

I just don't get upset about the obvious. Was anyone surprised that blacks voted as a monolith for Obama? It was all about skin color, something we used to call racism back in more rational times.

Lots and lots of women are going to vote for Carly and a big if not the biggest reason is because she's a woman. Same same for other candidates. Just what is.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2015 11:24 AM (OGm46)

283 Nice painting. Looks just about like that here in the Peace Country right now. (meaning Peace River district of BC/Alberta, not political snark)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2015 11:24 AM (CPHkQ)

284 "ONT mini-library complaint + watching The Thing (2011?) last night forces me to conclude we're not using enough flame-throwers."

There's a pull quote from the John Carpenter version that's perfect for the HQ.

"I don't know what the hell is in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is."

Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2015 11:24 AM (noWW6)

285 Posted by: Lincolntf at September 18, 2015 11:22 AM (2cS/G)

Hysterical, Post it everywhere. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2015 11:25 AM (dKQ1C)

286 They decided to personalize the ilsmaphobia struggle by making this kid the Muslim Rosa Parks, on Sept 11th


A set up

Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2015 11:26 AM (zOTsN)

287 The alarm clock boy was a set up. And I have a hunch inviting him to the White House will come back to bite Fredo like inviting begdahls parents did. Or at least I hope so
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2015 11:01 AM (DUoqb)
____________

From your keyboard to G-d's ear.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 18, 2015 11:26 AM (MIKMs)

288 When is Young Muslim Edison going to the White House?

Is Barky sending Air Force One to Texas to pick the delicate genius up?

Posted by: suitcase alarm clock at September 18, 2015 11:26 AM (ZtFr+)

289 When is Young Muslim Edison going to the White House?

Is Barky sending Air Force One to Texas to pick the delicate genius up?

Posted by: suitcase alarm clock at September 18, 2015 11:26 AM (ZtFr+)



Maybe he can invent an airplane and fly there himself

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2015 11:27 AM (493sH)

290
Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker on Friday invoked his favorite former president in downplaying his recent slumping presidential poll numbers.

"Ronald Reagan was behind, I think something like 8 points six days before the presidential election. So for us, polls are going to go up, they're gonna go down."




You're at 3% behind 8 other people. Kinda different other thing.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 18, 2015 11:27 AM (kdS6q)

291 If he invented an airplane, the crusader's would just steal it from him.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 18, 2015 11:27 AM (5npD/)

292
And the Dems running against Hillary! never say anything harsh about Her.... What's that about?

Posted by: donna at September 18, 2015 11:18 AM (hUdMz)

__________________

Cause the whinny bitches know better that's why...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 18, 2015 11:27 AM (HSmrB)

293 "Could mean moving up north and getting used to winters again but the
situation in and around Atlanta is has become intolerable and spreading
rapidly to all surrounding areas."

There was a (no doubt normally reliably liberal) lady from a local school board up in the deeply Democratic northeast, who was nearly in tears as she talked about how her local district, which was on a budgetary knife edge to begin with, was suddenly having to also accommodate a huge flood of Guatemalans and Salvadorans who were "illiterate in any language".

Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2015 11:28 AM (noWW6)

294 I bet the kid arrives at the White House at the beginning of the Hadj,

Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2015 11:28 AM (zOTsN)

295 Huck pretty much did say that. Remember when Huck wondered out loud in an interview if Mormons thought Jesus and Satan were brothers? How about the floating cross during his Christmas ad?

There wasn't a floating cross, first off. It was a bookshelf. But secondly, are you telling me you didn't make a stink about it?

I seem to recall a LOT of people saying Huckabee was playing dirty pool, and Huckabee defenders saying he wasn't making those shots and Romney supporters were being hyper-sensitive.

Where is that for Fiorina, being that she was even more explicit?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 18, 2015 11:28 AM (dmQI5)

296 When was the last time CAIR made a White House visit

I'm guessing two weeks ago?


#twohoursago

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2015 11:29 AM (rIQuo)

297 Bernie's just trying to drag the conversation left, there's no way he's going to badmouth the real candidate.

Though, now that would be Biden and not Hillary!.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 18, 2015 11:29 AM (5npD/)

298 277 And he took the clock to school on September 11.

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No, I think it was Monday, Sept 14

Posted by: @votermom at September 18, 2015 11:29 AM (cbfNE)

299 14:59. Enough already.

Posted by: Alarm Clock Boy! at September 18, 2015 11:29 AM (gwG9s)

300
When was the last time CAIR made a White House visit?

Yesterday? This morning?


Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2015 11:30 AM (YFFpo)

301 Hadj starts sundown Sept 20

Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2015 11:30 AM (zOTsN)

302 Whhheeeeee

Posted by: DJIA, celebrating ZIRP forevah at September 18, 2015 11:31 AM (ZbV+0)

303 Obama is an ally of Cair, therefore Cair is always in the Whitehouse.

Posted by: CAIR at September 18, 2015 11:31 AM (WH2qo)

304 Don't get me started about military ballots--they've been screwing the military vote for more than just the past two elections.

Of course everyone remembers Gore challenging the absentee ballots in Florida but Ed Rendell in Pennsylvania-- he dismissed military ballots but wanted to count felon votes.

Damn it -- i have a friend that swears Rendell drove the ballots himself to the prisons--but I think he's exaggerating--a bit.

Posted by: Fatman at September 18, 2015 11:31 AM (mcm0N)

305 From the sidebar:

John Davidson: Voters Turn To Trump Because They Have No Confidence In Government
Interesting chart. Look what the Bushes did to trust in government. [rdbrewer]

Uh, no. Try "Look what the Media did to trust in government when Republicans were in office."

Posted by: West at September 18, 2015 11:31 AM (1Rgee)

306 277 And he took the clock to school on September 11.

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No, I think it was Monday, Sept 14

Posted by: @votermom at September 18, 2015 11:29 AM (cbfNE)




He should invent the calendar next.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2015 11:31 AM (OE2ur)

307 Anyway, I've decided I'm done after this school year. I'll be looking for a place to raise my kids that has not been overrun yet by the invasion. They are becoming fewer all the time and analyzing the demographic stats of the schools by grade one can see it how advanced it is in an area.(Looking at the makeup of most regions elementary schools is disturbing, to say the least) Could mean moving up north and getting used to winters again but the situation in and around Atlanta is has become intolerable and spreading rapidly to all surrounding areas.


Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at September 18, 2015 11:24 AM (1BQGO)

I feel for you man. Obama is purposely seeding Republican districts with illegals to dilute republican votes and permanently change the US.

Treason really.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 18, 2015 11:31 AM (LXJ1e)

308 Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at September 18, 2015 11:24 AM (1BQGO)

Alinsky's devil-worshipping, rotten corpse strikes again, this time overloading the skool system.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 18, 2015 11:32 AM (LUgeY)

309 "I just don't get upset about the obvious. Was anyone surprised that blacks voted as a monolith for Obama?"

I was hugely amused by Samuel L. Jackson telling an interviewer that of course Jackson voted for Obama for the simple reason that Obama was black, and for no other reason. Policies? Philosophies? Nope. He's black, that's all. Necessary and sufficient.

The huge amusement is contemplating the thermonuclear explosion of outrage which would ensue if a hypothetical white celebrity ever said that they had voted for a white candidate for pure reasons of racial solidarity and nothing else.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2015 11:32 AM (noWW6)

310 >>There wasn't a floating cross, first off. It was a bookshelf. But secondly, are you telling me you didn't make a stink about it

What I'm saying is it's different. If I say vote for me because I have an enormous schlong and I can attract other men who suffer from this condition that is one thing. If I say don't vote for Bevel because he has a penis the size of a Milk Dud and carries more STD's than average whore house in Bangkok, that is entirely different.

It may be true but it's still different.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2015 11:32 AM (OGm46)

311 It was a setup but he was arrested on Monday that I think was the same day he brought it to school. Mind you, that was the first school day after 9/11 too.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2015 11:32 AM (+W1gD)

312 I had to ask Mrs. Chupacabras which Jewish holiday was next week, she replied "the one where you give me presents".

Incorrigible, that woman.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 18, 2015 11:32 AM (5npD/)

313

Do these fast food employees want to be fired? Why refuse ot serve a police officer?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 18, 2015 11:33 AM (iQIUe)

314 When was the last time CAIR made a White House visit


They left?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 18, 2015 11:33 AM (LUgeY)

315 Uh, no. Try "Look what the Media did to trust in government when Republicans were in office."
Posted by: West at September 18, 2015 11:31 AM (1Rgee)

Uh no. Republicans did a pretty good job of it by themselves.

Amnesty, Medicare Part D, light bulb ban, NCLB, Amnesty.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 18, 2015 11:33 AM (LXJ1e)

316 So if clock boy was some White Christian kid would He be getting the same "royal" treatment?

Posted by: donna at September 18, 2015 11:34 AM (hUdMz)

317 And he took the clock to school on September 11.

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No, I think it was Monday, Sept 14

Posted by: @votermom at September 18, 2015 11:29 AM (cbfNE)




He should invent the calendar next.



Abacus. With a digital display, batteries, and wires 'n shit!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2015 11:34 AM (rIQuo)

318
http://tinyurl.com/ovc6r9s

Inner city brawl at a Memphis fair because the ride line was too slow.


#BlackLinesMatter

Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2015 11:34 AM (8XRCm)

319 Could mean moving up north and getting used to winters again but the situation in and around Atlanta is has become intolerable and spreading rapidly to all surrounding areas.

Lots of parasites from Detroit are moving to Hotlanta now that they've killed the host. Also, lots of "targeted resettlement" going on in order to paint Georgia blue.

Posted by: V the K at September 18, 2015 11:34 AM (O7MnT)

320 Yom Kippur. Fasting. No gifts Wednesday

Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2015 11:35 AM (zOTsN)

321 The kid's a prodigy.>>>

His brilliance shows in keeping the 120 volt plug and DC step down transformer on his new portable invention.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 18, 2015 10:26 AM (tf9Ne)


Probably not enough oomph in the 9-volt battery to light the display. Most digital clocks I've seen just use the battery backup to keep the timebase running.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2015 11:35 AM (CPHkQ)

322 Abacus. With a digital display, batteries, and wires 'n shit!
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And you have to plug it in to make it work and it beeps at random intervals.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2015 11:35 AM (+W1gD)

323 Do these fast food employees want to be fired? Why refuse ot serve a police officer?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 18, 2015 11:33 AM (iQIUe)

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#BlackFriersMatter

Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2015 11:35 AM (8XRCm)

324 >>>He's been at least as bad for Muslims as he has for everyone else.

Has he? The Saudis may not be too happy, but given how he's treated Muslims here, helped Iran, helped ISIS which in turn was able to be parlayed into emotionally bullying western nations into accepting "Syrian refugees", he's done ok by them, I'd say.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 18, 2015 11:36 AM (E5UB0)

325 Intoxication is no excuse for desertion, murder, vehicular manslaughter either in the military or private sector. This just reeks of desperation as there is no reasonable excuse for what he did.

An upstanding member of a community can have one too many drinks one night and end up killing a family. Is he let off the hook as his intent was not to kill a family one night?

I agree that we are probably looking at Obama pardoning this guy.

Posted by: Cheri at September 18, 2015 11:36 AM (oiNtH)

326 Lots of parasites from Detroit are moving to Hotlanta now that they've killed the host. Also, lots of "targeted resettlement" going on in order to paint Georgia blue.
Posted by: V the K at September 18, 2015 11:34 AM (O7MnT)

Yep

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 18, 2015 11:36 AM (LXJ1e)

327 "Look what the Bushes did to trust in government."

The Bushes also -- both times -- absolutely destroyed the percentage of voters who self-identified as Republican.

That percentage had risen sharply during the Reagan years, by contrast.

Can't wait for El Gobernador Heb to become president! Maybe the number can be driven down into single digits this time round.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2015 11:36 AM (noWW6)

328 Yom Kippur. Fasting. No gifts Wednesday
Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2015 11:35 AM (zOTsN)


Personally I always look upon Herring, Lox, White Fish as a gift and a DAMN EXPENSIVE ONE also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2015 11:36 AM (DUoqb)

329 Uh no. Republicans did a pretty good job of it by themselves.



Amnesty, Medicare Part D, light bulb ban, NCLB, Amnesty.


Fighting mainstream islam with "winning hearts and minds"

Posted by: Methos at September 18, 2015 11:37 AM (ZbV+0)

330 I agree that we are probably looking at Obama pardoning this guy.

Posted by: Cheri at September 18, 2015 11:36 AM (oiNtH)




But first he will blow him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2015 11:37 AM (OE2ur)

331 Voluntary intoxication is a legal defense to specific intent crimes


Crimes that require "intent to kill", "intent to maim", "intent to assault", "intent to desert".

Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2015 11:39 AM (zOTsN)

332 http://tinyurl.com/ovc6r9s

Inner city brawl at a Memphis fair because the ride line was too slow.


#BlackLinesMatter

Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2015 11:34 AM (8XRCm)

A fun time was had by all.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 18, 2015 11:39 AM (fWAjv)

333 Probably not enough oomph in the 9-volt battery to light the display. Most digital clocks I've seen just use the battery backup to keep the timebase running.

I'm fairly certain the display he's got on it is actually larger than the original one. The solder joints on the connector for it look possibly by-hand if you zoom into the picture. So I'm not going to join the parade of mockery here. It's entirely possible the kid *is* a genuine nerd but his parents were using him and his interests for a political stunt.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2015 11:39 AM (S+N7W)

334 Does ace operate on Hawaiian time?

Posted by: Fatman at September 18, 2015 11:39 AM (mcm0N)

335 Riddler time.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 18, 2015 11:40 AM (5npD/)

336 #BlackLinesMatter

Sabo's bus stop sign was the best mockery of this I've seen. "Planned Parenthood: Black Lives Are Matter".

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2015 11:40 AM (S+N7W)

337 Does ace operate on Hawaiian time?
Posted by: Fatman at September 18, 2015 11:39 AM (mcm0N)

You say that like it's a bad thing?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2015 11:40 AM (DUoqb)

338 Lots of parasites from Detroit are moving to Hotlanta now that they've killed the host. Also, lots of "targeted resettlement" going on in order to paint Georgia blue.
Posted by: V the K
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The mayor of atlanta is Mohammed Kassim Reed, a democrat.

So Atlanta already seems to be blue. No doubt the Dems will be glad of the extra votes and will welcome them with open arms.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 18, 2015 11:41 AM (E5UB0)

339 And the Dems running against Hillary! never say anything harsh about Her.... What's that about?



Posted by: donna at September 18, 2015 11:18 AM (hUdMz)



__________________



Cause the whinny bitches know better that's why...





Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 18, 2015 11:27 AM (HSmrB)


Because Team Obama hasn't yet released its real candidate. These doofuses like Biden and Bernie are placeholder candidates, meant to keep Hillery from looking like she's already been anointed.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2015 11:41 AM (TOk1P)

340 It's entirely possible the kid *is* a genuine nerd but his parents were using him and his interests for a political stunt.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2015 11:39 AM (S+N7W)




How odd they usually just strap a bomb to the kid's back

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2015 11:41 AM (OE2ur)

341 Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2015 11:34 AM

Animals. That vote. That are "raising" children.

Posted by: Cheri at September 18, 2015 11:42 AM (oiNtH)

342 Hope everyone is having a pleasant morning

Posted by: chemjeff at September 18, 2015 11:42 AM (lVU49)

343 Does ace operate on Hawaiian time?
Posted by: Fatman at September 18, 2015 11:39 AM (mcm0N)

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The concept of time becomes meaningless because Ace can freely travel thru time with his time machine.... that he doesnt have.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2015 11:42 AM (8XRCm)

344 NGU

Well ya if the audience for ace's goods primarily live on the plains.

Posted by: Fatman at September 18, 2015 11:42 AM (mcm0N)

345 Desertion requires the specific intent to stay permanently away

Posted by: ThunderB at September 18, 2015 11:43 AM (zOTsN)

346 What I'm saying is it's different. If I say vote for me because I have an enormous schlong and I can attract other men who suffer from this condition that is one thing. If I say don't vote for Bevel because he has a penis the size of a Milk Dud and carries more STD's than average whore house in Bangkok, that is entirely different.

It may be true but it's still different.


She said DON'T vote for Chuck Devore because he's a white guy. "With all due respect to white guys (I married one), Barbara Boxer has been beating them all her career."

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 18, 2015 11:43 AM (dmQI5)

347 At least the muslim refugees are grateful.


http://tinyurl.com/nvs9uvh


Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at September 18, 2015 11:44 AM (fWAjv)

348 SANDERS: WERE GOING TO PUT THE PRIVATE INSURANCE COMPANIES OUT OF BUSINESS

Weasel Zippers

And of course he means no health insurance companies and only the federal gov for health insurance. I'll give him credit for honesty. Why does he not just come out and say he loves Lenin and Marx

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2015 11:44 AM (DUoqb)

349 The good thing about social media is that people can run with the "Poor Muslim Boy who lost his innocence" story, but there are now a lot of people who know the background of the dad and know this was a set up. Obama will still go through the performance, but the real info is out there. i hope that the school district got s lot of support. Should they kid have been arrested and handcuffed -No (and Daddy will, sue, of course) but it's good some teacher questioned it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2015 11:44 AM (dKQ1C)

350 Ace sounds like he's from Wueens but he types like he's in Bangkok.

Posted by: Fatman at September 18, 2015 11:45 AM (mcm0N)

351 Hispanic immigrantsut


Muslim immigrants :in...

Posted by: donna at September 18, 2015 11:45 AM (hUdMz)

352
Why does he not just come out and say he loves Lenin and Marx

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I pretty sure that nugget is already on the record.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2015 11:45 AM (8XRCm)

353 "Inner city brawl at a Memphis fair because the ride line was too slow."

The last couple of years, this sort of thing has become increasingly common at fairs all over the country. Explicitly racial in most cases.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2015 11:45 AM (noWW6)

354 Ace has rules regarding time between threads.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at September 18, 2015 11:45 AM (R8hU8)

355 Shit typo Wueens should be Queens.

Posted by: Fatman at September 18, 2015 11:45 AM (mcm0N)

356 "Lots of parasites from Detroit are moving to Hotlanta now that they've
killed the host. Also, lots of "targeted resettlement" going on in order
to paint Georgia blue.
"

Our neighborhood is one of the target destinations for the "Unaccompanied Minors" Obama has welcomed in. Lots of new kids from Guatemala and El Salvador past couple of years. Most can't even read or write in Spanish my kids tell me. And of course, they all need more special classes, teachers translators... which sucks up any resources for any other programs. But remember, we must all welcome and celebrate the wonders of diversity.


Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at September 18, 2015 11:46 AM (1BQGO)

357 " Does ace operate on Hawaiian time?"



SST

(Spam Standard Time)

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 18, 2015 11:46 AM (LA7Cm)

358 Hispanic immigrantsut


Muslim immigrants :in...
Posted by: donna at September 18, 2015 11:45 AM (hUdMz)

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Ooooo..... I like the way you think.

Think we could infer to Jose and Juan that they are getting fired and replaced by Achmed and Mohammed???

Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2015 11:46 AM (8XRCm)

359 Because Team Obama hasn't yet released its real candidate

Who is that?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2015 11:46 AM (dKQ1C)

360 CHRISTIE ON OBAMA MUSLIM QUESTION: I WOULDN T HAVE PERMITTED THAT

Breitbart

No doubt, and that is why you are are 2% fat boy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2015 11:46 AM (DUoqb)

361 8 Hispanic immigrantsut

I got a smiley orange face instead of an O... never had that before...

Posted by: donna at September 18, 2015 11:47 AM (hUdMz)

362 Free the beavers!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at September 18, 2015 11:47 AM (DfCQN)

363 This Obama is a muslim shit is awesome.



FANTASTIC!!!! Let it get reported everywhere. I think Megyn Kelly was on the rag again because she definitely had blood in her eyes when one of her panel dared pipe up and say yeah, we've seen a lot of shit the last 7 years that this fucker might actually be a muslim!!


LOL

Posted by: prescient11 at September 18, 2015 11:47 AM (W7w/T)

364 359 Because Team Obama hasn't yet released its real candidate

Who is that?

The Texas Castro brother?

Posted by: donna at September 18, 2015 11:48 AM (hUdMz)

365 Does ace operate on Hawaiian time?
Posted by: Fatman at September 18, 2015 11:39 AM (mcm0N)

You say that like it's a bad thing?
Posted by: Nevergiveup



It's only a bad thing when the blog runs on East Coast time.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2015 11:48 AM (rIQuo)

366
Oh.... and for the record.....


..... my Chiefs choked last night. Ho.Lee.Shit.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2015 11:49 AM (8XRCm)

367 CHRISTIE ON OBAMA MUSLIM QUESTION: I WOULDN T HAVE PERMITTED THAT

Breitbart

No doubt, and that is why you are are 2% fat boy
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Permitted?

Biden and the dear leader referred to republicans as terrorists.

The 'truth to power' crowd now wants speech police at political rallies?

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 18, 2015 11:50 AM (326rv)

368 A Navy rear admiral has been named the second director of the Defense Health Agency.

The Defense Department announced Thursday that Rear Adm. Raquel Bono, a surgeon currently leading the National Capital Region Medical Directorate and serving as Medical Corps chief, Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, will be promoted to vice admiral to lead the nascent agency.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2015 11:50 AM (DUoqb)

369 "Lots of new kids from Guatemala and El Salvador past couple of years.
Most can't even read or write in Spanish my kids tell me. And of course,
they all need more special classes, teachers translators... which sucks
up any resources for any other programs."

Tens of thousands of an earlier wave of Hispanic immigrants here in CA, despite the massive resources poured into specifically supporting them, ended up failing the high school graduation test (which is now appallingly simplified).

But by official decree, despite not being able to perform at a high school graduate level, they are all to be given glossy new HS diplomas! Because racism, and shut up, that's way.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2015 11:50 AM (noWW6)

370
It's only a bad thing when the blog runs on East Coast time.
Posted by: rickb223 a

Speaking of which, I ripped the guts out of a Walmart clock and stuffed it into a blog.

I'm gonna call it 'pixy'.

I am genius.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 18, 2015 11:51 AM (326rv)

371 "Inner city brawl at a Memphis fair because the ride line was too slow."

The last couple of years, this sort of thing has become increasingly common at fairs all over the country. Explicitly racial in most cases.


THAT and the #BLM and Kill Whitey bullshit killed and chances of the wife and I going to the Texas State Fair this year.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2015 11:51 AM (rIQuo)

372 Morning Consult post debate poll:


Trump 36%
Carson 12%
Carly 10%




I do not like Carly and I think she's bad news but I surely will say she's a good debater and she did fine on the stage.


She went to the sexism card though, and that is a long term loser, especially when she is on CAMERA knocking another woman's looks. If she was smart, she'd drop this "face" shit asap.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 18, 2015 11:51 AM (W7w/T)

373 Here's to you, Walmart clock repurposer guy!

Posted by: Islamic Men of Genius at September 18, 2015 11:52 AM (evdj2)

374 "One Portland artist found an - ahem - creative way to tell Donald Trump that his comments about women and menstruation are unacceptable: She painted his portrait in her period blood."

Another thing you don't get with fembots - the batshit crazy.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Stock up on Trumpian Terrors from the Outrage Outlet! at September 18, 2015 11:52 AM (hLRSq)

375 He invented it just like Al Gore invented the intertubes.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 18, 2015 10:21 AM (tf9Ne)


In Al-Gorese, "invent" means "existed on the same planet during the internet's creation". Kinda like "release the 7th chakra" means "shoot pecker snot across the room."

Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at September 18, 2015 11:53 AM (wKcQA)

376 My tweet just now:

Why is the media so Islamophobic?
It should not matter that Obama is Muslim.

Posted by: @votermom at September 18, 2015 11:55 AM (cbfNE)

377 Most can't even read or write in Spanish my kids tell me. And of course, they all need more special classes, teachers translators... which sucks up any resources for any other programs. But remember, we must all welcome and celebrate the wonders of diversity.

Act of love, bitches!

Posted by: Jeb! at September 18, 2015 11:55 AM (O7MnT)

378 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at September 18, 2015 11:55 AM (GwIKd)

379 Speaking of football, Florida State is only favored by 7.5 points over BC tonight (on ESPN). Sacred honor compels me to never bet against the Eagles, but any of you gamblers out there should feel no such compunction. I mean, BC looks like they're decent, but they've played two FBS schools that provided no real test, and Florida State is Florida State.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 18, 2015 11:56 AM (2cS/G)

380 On the bright side, having your local school overwhelmed with illegal Latinos does mean there are no resources for LGBT studies and workshops so there is that.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at September 18, 2015 11:57 AM (1BQGO)

381
Does ace operate on Hawaiian time?
Posted by: Fatman



EST - Endor Standard Time

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 18, 2015 11:57 AM (kdS6q)

382 CNN: You have had wall to wall Trump today, you have Trumped out!

Posted by: Colin at September 18, 2015 11:58 AM (eoM8x)

383 I expect that during the rest of Dear Leader's tern we will have a lot of these set ups with poor, oppressed Muslims. The coke lady, clock boy. Maybe they'll all be related to "c" words/sarc. Courtesy of another C word-CAIR

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2015 11:59 AM (dKQ1C)

384 On the bright side, having your local school overwhelmed with illegal Latinos does mean there are no resources for LGBT studies and workshops so there is that.

Oh contraire, it's calculus that goes out the door.

Posted by: Grump928(c) makes up for his lack of vision with volume of fire at September 18, 2015 11:59 AM (evdj2)

385 On the bright side, having your local school overwhelmed with illegal Latinos does mean there are no resources for LGBT studies and workshops so there is that.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon
--------------------------------------------------
Why do communities stand for it? Were they already blue? IIRC a few years ago there were several towns in Texas that turned the buses away.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 18, 2015 11:59 AM (E5UB0)

386 I am thinking this whole thing with the 14 year old kid with the clock is a total set up, given the background of his father.
Agitprop.

Posted by: navybrat at September 18, 2015 11:59 AM (ETxiG)

387
What the hell did they think they wd achieve storming the ride? They weren't going to allow it to continue under such dangerous conditions. And the employee throwing punches, he'll probably get fired though he did nothing wrong.

Last year, there was similar behavior at a parish fair and the diocese just canceled the whole thing.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 18, 2015 12:01 PM (iQIUe)

388 CNN: your story about how Trump waves his arms like Mussolini, are you referring that he is just like Mussolini?

Posted by: Colin at September 18, 2015 12:01 PM (eoM8x)

389 I am thinking this whole thing with the 14 year old kid with the clock is a total set up, given the background of his father.
Agitprop.
Posted by: navybrat

Did I mention that his hands were up and that he couldn't breathe?

Posted by: Useful idiots at September 18, 2015 12:02 PM (326rv)

390
noblesse oblige

The very same people who say a woman has a right to chose to terminate a pregnancy, that pregnancy is a burden imposed on those women by white patriarchy, are the very same people who tell everyone else that they (everyone else, not themselves) have an obligation to feed and shelter the homeless, heal the sick, and educate poor children. It is a Christian duty, even though the people saying it denigrated Christian values.

The simple fact that those people are winning the argument is a very depressing conclusion for me.



Posted by: Karl Bogendegia at September 18, 2015 12:02 PM (X3wAH)

391 380 On the bright side, having your local school overwhelmed with illegal Latinos does mean there are no resources for LGBT studies and workshops so there is that.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at September 18, 2015 11:57 AM (1BQGO)




If only. They'll cut back on resources for the brighter kids - i.e., the ones actually worth teaching - to do what they can, at great expense, to "educate" the next generation of gardeners and bathhouse employees.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 18, 2015 12:02 PM (oKE6c)

392 Speaking of which, I ripped the guts out of a Walmart clock and stuffed it into a blog.

I'm gonna call it 'pixy'.


The average Wal-Mart clock is more powerful than Minx 0.7 alpha.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2015 12:02 PM (S+N7W)

393 On the bright side, having your local school overwhelmed with illegal
Latinos does mean there are no resources for LGBT studies and workshops
so there is that.


Oh that's not true. You forget that the school admins are people, generally speaking, who are bad at math and science.

So they will find plenty of resources for diversity studies and LGBTQWERTY workshops and just take the money out of science labs.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 18, 2015 12:03 PM (lVU49)

394 That photo at the top. For a second I thought I saw an oil tanker.

It was scary.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 18, 2015 12:03 PM (1Y+hH)

395 389 I am thinking this whole thing with the 14 year old kid with the clock is a total set up, given the background of his father.
Agitprop.
Posted by: navybrat

Did I mention that his hands were up and that he couldn't breathe?

Posted by: Useful idiots at September 18, 2015 12:02 PM (326rv)




Or that he is turning his life around, and is an aspiring rapper?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 18, 2015 12:03 PM (oKE6c)

396 Love that painting. Thanks for posting (even though I'm not ready to let go of our wonderful New England summer).

Posted by: Caliban at September 18, 2015 12:04 PM (DrC22)

397 I'm with Bernie on the insurance companies.

For catastrophic, I want it paid by the government through Medicare.

For everyday healthcare, broken arms, regular sickness, etc. the doctor or nurse/facility should be paid immediately at the time of service with a debit card from a Health Savings Account.

Trade the liberals single payer catastrophic for everyday HSA's. We are only giving up a tiny segment of the market for a vast change in bringing competition and free market principles to healthcare.

Posted by: jwest at September 18, 2015 12:04 PM (Zs4uk)

398 "One Portland artist found an - ahem - creative way to tell Donald Trump
that his comments about women and menstruation are unacceptable: She
painted his portrait in her period blood."




Way to overcome the "women are cooch life-support systems" meme.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 18, 2015 12:05 PM (oKE6c)

399 Mussolini Obama.

http://tinyurl.com/qf6dx85

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 18, 2015 12:05 PM (XUKZU)

400 You forget that the school admins are people, generally speaking, who are bad at math and science.

Also commonsense, rudimentary reasoning skills, and the ability to understand that a pop tart is not a gun.

Posted by: Jeb! at September 18, 2015 12:05 PM (O7MnT)

401 While it's true the city of Atlanta is Blue, the Metro area is not. Out in the Burbs, where most of the population lives and votes, it is pretty damn Red.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at September 18, 2015 12:06 PM (VAW1A)

402 Off, Jeb! sock

Posted by: V the K at September 18, 2015 12:06 PM (O7MnT)

403 One Portland artist found an - ahem - creative way

Oh, please. Is *anything* involving period blood creative or novel at this point? Especially in Portland.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2015 12:07 PM (S+N7W)

404 Oh wow --this is not good.

Headline at BBC: Croatia moves refugees to border with Hungary.

So the problems of one geographical tinder box have set off some sparks in another tinder box.

Posted by: Fatman at September 18, 2015 12:07 PM (mcm0N)

405 For catastrophic, I want it paid by the government through Medicare.

No, because the definition of "catastrophic" will inevitably expand over time to eventually include everything. And then single-payer.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 18, 2015 12:07 PM (lVU49)

406 Also in today's news, a few more tidbits about
Mohammed the microelectronics genius, who is still being referred to as
"an engineering student" by the idiotic technologically illiterate
press, despite his being a _14 year old high school freshman_.

What
Mo did is quite apparent now to have been merely gutting an off the
shelf manufactured digital alarm clock, and stuffing the internals of it
into a different case. Mo now refers to this as his "invention", which
the idiotic technologically illiterate press have gargled, swallowed
whole and then repeatedly regurgitated. That's about as clever an
"invention" as hitting yourself in the head with a rock.


Organized agitprop from the get-go. Just like the Muslim
woman and her carefully orchestrated Twitter/Facebook freakout about
supposedly being denied a can of soda on an airplane.


Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2015 10:18 AM (noWW6)

Yep, and well said. Even constructing a digital clock from scratch is no biggie, and is often listed as an introductory electronics project. A 555 chip, a few seven-segment displays ... next thing you know, you've got a digital clock. The retards in the media act like the kid invented a time machine.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 18, 2015 12:09 PM (oKE6c)

407 405 For catastrophic, I want it paid by the government through Medicare.

No, because the definition of "catastrophic" will inevitably expand over time to eventually include everything. And then single-payer.
Posted by: chemjeff at September 18, 2015 12:07 PM (lVU49)

^This.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2015 12:09 PM (FGIR8)

408 "So they will find plenty of resources for diversity studies and
LGBTQWERTY workshops and just take the money out of science labs."

So there will LGBT classes in Spanish for all the new arrivals to go along with their ESL classes? Or will it be part of their ESL classes?

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at September 18, 2015 12:09 PM (1BQGO)

409 Hmm. I think those trees have shed some leaves since my last post.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2015 12:09 PM (9mTYi)

410 Even constructing a digital clock from scratch is no biggie, and is often listed as an introductory electronics project. A 555 chip, a few seven-segment displays ... next thing you know, you've got a digital clock. The retards in the media act like the kid invented a time machine.
Posted by: Jay Guevara

It's a machine, and time is involved

Egad, we're wonderful.

Posted by: MFM at September 18, 2015 12:10 PM (326rv)

411 Next up, 14 year old moslem plans to use his science skills by building a cell phone. His material list will consist of a lump of clay, some tape, and a cell phone.

Posted by: AC at September 18, 2015 12:11 PM (1eYr7)

412 While it's true the city of Atlanta is Blue, the Metro area is not. Out
in the Burbs, where most of the population lives and votes, it is pretty
damn Red.

Pretty much that way in New York State, all the Burbs around here are Republican.
Only the cities themselves are blue. Buffalo, Rochester, Syracuse, Albany, etc. the population of the cities gets smaller every year..But NYC is the big Kull

Posted by: Colin at September 18, 2015 12:11 PM (eoM8x)

413 Mo did is quite apparent now to have been merely gutting an off the
shelf manufactured digital alarm clock, and stuffing the internals of it
into a different case. Mo now refers to this as his "invention", which
the idiotic technologically illiterate press have gargled, swallowed
whole and then repeatedly regurgitated. That's about as clever an
"invention" as hitting yourself in the head with a rock.
------------------------

You have to understand that to Obama, such a feat is the act of a genius.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2015 12:12 PM (9mTYi)

414 Immigrants not only overcrowding schools...This is happening everywhere.

http://www.my9nj.com/chasing-news/20908463-story

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2015 12:12 PM (NOIQH)

415 Clock boy is
STRAIGHT OUTTA PALLYWOOD

Posted by: @votermom at September 18, 2015 12:12 PM (cbfNE)

416 And a pound of Semtex, AC.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2015 12:12 PM (+W1gD)

417 You have to understand that to Obama, such a feat is the act of a genius.

Plus He gets a nice photo op...

Posted by: donna at September 18, 2015 12:12 PM (hUdMz)

418 Tens of thousands of an earlier wave of Hispanic
immigrants here in CA, despite the massive resources poured into
specifically supporting them, ended up failing the high school
graduation test (which is now appallingly simplified).

But by
official decree, despite not being able to perform at a high school
graduate level, they are all to be given glossy new HS diplomas! Because
racism, and shut up, that's way.



Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2015 11:50 AM (noWW6)

See the post on this on Cut.Jib.Newsletter. Link in nic.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 18, 2015 12:13 PM (oKE6c)

419 Next up, 14 year old moslem plans to use his science skills by building a cell phone.

His material list will consist of a lump of clay, some tape, and a cell phone.



The clay will have a Composition of 4.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2015 12:13 PM (rIQuo)

420
Nobody is asking the most obvious question:

HOW DID THIS MUSLIM VICTIM MAKE THE NATIONAL NEWS CYCLE AND MAKE IT DIRECTLY TO obama?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 18, 2015 12:13 PM (yBiXO)

421 Have their been any interviews with other students from "clock boy's" school?

Or would that be "problematic" for the narrative?

Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2015 12:14 PM (zt+N6)

422 Even constructing a digital clock from scratch is no biggie, and is often listed as an introductory electronics project. A 555 chip, a few seven-segment displays ... next thing you know, you've got a digital clock. The retards in the media act like the kid invented a time machine.
Posted by: Jay Guevara
-----------------
I had lashed together two different crystal radios by the time I was 11.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2015 12:14 PM (9mTYi)

423 donna: I got a smiley orange face instead of an O...

A handshake instead of a kiss! (old commercial)

Colon-nospace-o =

Most common is 8-nospace-close parentheses =

Blog could check to see if there's a space or line-feed on either side of the thing before making it a smiley.
#twoweeks

Guide to mu.nu smilies:
http://smilies.mee.nu



Marginally related: Encoding change eliminates black diamonds.

This browser (Opera) defaults Ace pages to Unicode-UTF8. Upper-tier characters appear as black diamonds.

If I change encoding to Western Windows-1252, the black diamonds go away and I can actually see those modern characters.

But this message, with no special characters, would not post under that encoding. Doncha love this place.

Posted by: mindful webworker - technically squeaking at September 18, 2015 12:14 PM (oqhrS)

424 Officials puzzled by increased incidence of head lice, whooping cough.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2015 12:15 PM (9mTYi)

425 >>HOW DID THIS MUSLIM VICTIM MAKE THE NATIONAL NEWS CYCLE AND MAKE IT DIRECTLY TO obama?


CAIR publicity hounds and WH connections.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2015 12:15 PM (NOIQH)

426 >>Officials puzzled by increased incidence of head lice, whooping cough.


Vexing, eh?

*scratches head*

Oh, shiiit....

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2015 12:16 PM (NOIQH)

427 Video of Rubio's campaign manager punching Rand Paul's campaign manager purportedly being shown at Gateway Pundit. Thing is taking forever to load.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 18, 2015 12:16 PM (2cS/G)

428 Black diamonds are a 'Woks best friend!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2015 12:17 PM (+W1gD)

429 Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2015 11:50 AM (noWW6)

The long and the short of it is the state has suspended the exit exam, and is retroactively giving everyone a high school diploma back to when they first started administering the exit exam, in 2003-4.


The state spokesman said that they didn't want to impede the students' "college careers." This, for students who cannot demonstrate minimal mastery of sophomore level English (achieve a 60% score on the test), and/or of eighth grade math (55% score).


They're going to be great college students.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 18, 2015 12:17 PM (oKE6c)

430
obama, WHERE ARE ALL THE GAY MUSLIMS?

Can you find one to introduce to the popesicle? No? Why not?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 18, 2015 12:18 PM (yBiXO)

431 Officials puzzled by increased incidence of head lice, whooping cough.



Que?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 18, 2015 12:18 PM (oKE6c)

432 They're going to be great college students.
Posted by: Jay Guevara
---------------------

Remedial classes booked up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2015 12:18 PM (9mTYi)

433 A handshake instead of a kiss! (old commercial)

Colon-nospace-o =

Most common is 8-nospace-close parentheses =

Blog could check to see if there's a space or line-feed on either side of the thing before making it a smiley.
#twoweeks

Guide to mu.nu smilies:
http://smilies.mee.nu



Marginally related: Encoding change eliminates black diamonds.

This browser (Opera) defaults Ace pages to Unicode-UTF8. Upper-tier characters appear as black diamonds.

If I change encoding to Western Windows-1252, the black diamonds go away and I can actually see those modern characters.

But this message, with no special characters, would not post under that encoding. Doncha love this place.
Posted by: mindful webworker - technically squeaking at September 18, 2015 12:14 PM (oqhrS)

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Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2015 12:18 PM (8XRCm)

434 Headline at BBC: Croatia moves refugees to border with Hungary.

-
A quarrel in a far away country between people of whom we know nothing

- Neville Chamberlain

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 18, 2015 12:19 PM (XUKZU)

435 Just watched it. More of a "shove in the face" than a standard punch, but he definitely got him.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 18, 2015 12:19 PM (2cS/G)

436 Yep, and well said. Even constructing a digital clock from scratch is no biggie, and is often listed as an introductory electronics project. A 555 chip, a few seven-segment displays ... next thing you know, you've got a digital clock. The retards in the media act like the kid invented a time machine.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 18, 2015 12:09 PM (oKE6c)


I remember when there were construction articles in magazines to scratch-build digital clocks from discrete components, and it took a shit-load, too. I never got the urge to build one. I did build a mechanical clock from kit once, though. And, not surprisingly, it worked.


When I was about Ahmed's age, I built a "machine" that could draw hyperbolas. Sadly, sagging demand for hyperbolas meant that I never made a cent on it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2015 12:19 PM (CPHkQ)

437 The state spokesman said that they didn't want to impede the students' "college careers."

That, and our numbers sucked. But giving them out like toilet paper (offer not available in Venuezela) makes our past look good!

Our consultant, Winston Smith, advised us on this.

Posted by: state spokesman at September 18, 2015 12:20 PM (326rv)

438 Islamic "extremist" shot dead in Berlin after stabbing police officer.

Posted by: Fatman at September 18, 2015 12:20 PM (mcm0N)

439 You're

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2015 12:20 PM (+W1gD)

440 CAIR publicity hounds and WH connections.

You mean the CAIR orifice in the WH? i.e. the Iranian ValJar's office.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 18, 2015 12:20 PM (LUgeY)

441 432 They're going to be great college students.
Posted by: Jay Guevara
---------------------
Remedial classes booked up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2015 12:18 PM (9mTYi)



They're going to have to hire more faculty in the Lawnmowing Studies department.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 18, 2015 12:20 PM (oKE6c)

442 When I was about Ahmed's age, I built a "machine" that could draw hyperbolas. Sadly, sagging demand for hyperbolas meant that I never made a cent on it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2015 12:19 PM (CPHkQ)

----

Out attorneys will be in touch..... soon.

Posted by: Spiro-graph TM at September 18, 2015 12:21 PM (8XRCm)

443 Well, I'm sure the Spiro-graph attorneys will get around to it.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 18, 2015 12:22 PM (5npD/)

444 9/11 and clock boy being questioned; pretty much the same thing.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 18, 2015 12:22 PM (XUKZU)

445 Neville Chamberlain--I think he might be occupying a vacancy in the Obama Administration -also known as--Biden.

Posted by: Fatman at September 18, 2015 12:22 PM (mcm0N)

446 Trump / Carly might be a pretty good ticket. They are both fighters, both quite good at it in their own ways, and would tend to cover for the other's deficiencies.

Posted by: bystander at September 18, 2015 12:22 PM (hKyl0)

447 When I was about Ahmed's age, I built a "machine" that could draw hyperbolas. Sadly, sagging demand for hyperbolas meant that I never made a cent on it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2015 12:19 PM (CPHkQ)




The greatest machine in the history of mankind!!!!!!!

Posted by: Hyperbole Machine at September 18, 2015 12:22 PM (vgIRn)

448 When I was about Ahmed's age, I built a "machine" that could draw hyperbolas. Sadly, sagging demand for hyperbolas meant that I never made a cent on it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---------------

Now, if you could build a machine that would construct hyperbole, there would be a market for that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2015 12:22 PM (9mTYi)

449 Well, I'm sure the Spiro-graph attorneys will get around to it.

-----

Well... it is an over arching legal matter.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2015 12:23 PM (8XRCm)

450 Little Jihadi : Papa! Papa! I haf reinvented zee concept of space und time mit und pencil box und zom tape!

PaPa Jihadi al CAIR : Ya, liebchin zee Prezident vil vant und FULL REPORT.

*later*

PaPa Jihadi al CAIR : Vot do you mean 'bomb'? HELP ! POLICE! RAZIST! RAZIST!

*even later*

Little Jihadi : Wow! The seat of power for zee Great Satan was incredibly impressive!
PaPa Jihadi al CAIR : Zank you for zee tour , Mr. Prezident. Allahu Akba- oops I mean , have a nice day!

Posted by: Little al Einstein's Big Adventure at September 18, 2015 12:23 PM (0dcbp)

451
Islamic "extremist" shot dead in Berlin after stabbing police officer.
...............................

He's mostly peaceful now.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2015 12:23 PM (wAQA5)

452
That, and our numbers sucked. But giving them out like toilet paper (offer not available in Venuezela) makes our past look good!



Our consultant, Winston Smith, advised us on this.

Posted by: state spokesman at September 18, 2015 12:20 PM (326rv)

Seriously, check out the post on Cut.Jib.Newsletter ("What Hath Liberalism Wrought, Part 3") to experience the full rage.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 18, 2015 12:23 PM (oKE6c)

453 The greatest machine in the history of mankind!!!!!!!

Posted by: Hyperbole Machine at September 18, 2015 12:22 PM (vgIRn)


It will be Yuuuuge!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2015 12:24 PM (CPHkQ)

454 I have invented a medical device.

It consists of one razor blade and a handle.

Now come closer so that I may save your life.

Posted by: 14 year old muslim inventor at September 18, 2015 12:24 PM (JmGFJ)

455 That, and our numbers sucked. But giving them out like toilet paper (offer not available in Venuezela) makes our past look good!

Our consultant, Winston Smith, advised us on this.
Posted by: state spokesman
------------------

So many obtuse references in a single post.
Bonus points = 9

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2015 12:24 PM (9mTYi)

456 Get back to me when you can build your own light saber kid.

Posted by: Old Ben Hamid at September 18, 2015 12:25 PM (KvWlw)

457 I have this image of Mo turning up at the White House, greeting our dusky Lord and Master, then yelling "Allahu Akhbar" and ripping open his coat to reveal a bunch of highway flares.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 18, 2015 12:25 PM (oKE6c)

458 Has the great wave of anti-Muslim hate crimes materialized yet?

Because I can't remember hearing about any.

Now, anti-white and anti-cop, I could fill a binder with those.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 18, 2015 12:26 PM (5npD/)

459 This browser (Opera) defaults Ace pages to Unicode-UTF8. Upper-tier characters appear as black diamonds.

If I change encoding to Western Windows-1252, the black diamonds go away and I can actually see those modern characters.
------------------------------------------
Still seeing diamonds of color.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 18, 2015 12:26 PM (E5UB0)

460 EPA, state of California announce notice of violation to VW for circumventing emissions standards for 2009-2015 diesel vehicles - @davidshepardson

Betrayal! To the barricades! Not Volkswagon!!?

Posted by: Meremortal at September 18, 2015 12:26 PM (1Y+hH)

461 Hey Horde!
I have a question only your combined wisdom can answer. I've started seeing this ad on Seattle area buses. It features a photo of two smiling, apparently gay guys. The ad is for Planned Parenthood.

I'm pretty sure I was awake for all the birds n' bees lectures in grade school and did well in high school Biology class. Don't gay couples, especially gay male couples, kinda have their contraceptive needs baked in, so to speak? And I suspect their abortion and breast cancer screening needs are fairly low too. Did I miss my stop and get off at the wrong dimension again? The only text is something blah blah respect.

It provokes pondering.

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at September 18, 2015 12:26 PM (K0Jjb)

462 Well... it is an over arching legal matter.
Posted by: fixerupper
---------------------

Our attorneys are running in circles.

Posted by: Spirogyra at September 18, 2015 12:27 PM (9mTYi)

463 Barry is a Muslim symp only as it relates to being anti-West or Christian or Jew. He is a narcissistic atheist, who thinks that he is the center of the universe


Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2015 10:30 AM (493sH)

I think this is right.

Posted by: Sambo at September 18, 2015 12:27 PM (9UV3C)

464
Ahmed the douchebag took his bomb prototype to school on 9/11?????

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 18, 2015 12:27 PM (iQIUe)

465 Remember that old game Battling Tops? I invented that. Didn't get squat. The bastards stole my idea.

Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2015 12:27 PM (KvWlw)

466 Caitlyn Jenner is a brave and beautiful woman.

Posted by: Eric Cartman at September 18, 2015 12:27 PM (5npD/)

467 446 Trump / Carly might be a pretty good ticket. They are both fighters, both quite good at it in their own ways, and would tend to cover for the other's deficiencies.
Posted by: bystander at September 18, 2015 12:22 PM (hKyl0)


I suspect Trump would select Rand Paul first.
Carly actually gets to him.

Posted by: jwb7605 at September 18, 2015 12:27 PM (M+9nV)

468 224 Yeah, I'm not so sure President Gutsy-Call's paid any price for the Bergdahl affair.
Posted by: Chupacabras at September 18, 2015 11:08 AM (5npD/)

Ever to talk to anyone in the Military about that? Especially an Army Grunt?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2015 11:11 AM (DUoqb)

You mean the military whose job is to take out the Israeli's if they go after Iran's nukes?

The military command has become just as corrupt as the rest of govvie.

Posted by: Blano at September 18, 2015 12:28 PM (w1ewr)

469 457 I have this image of Mo turning up at the White House, greeting our dusky Lord and Master, then yelling "Allahu Akhbar" and ripping open his coat to reveal a bunch of highway flares.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 18, 2015 12:25 PM (oKE6c)

what are the odds, do you think, that the secret service would allow him to carry his "obviously a clock you dumb fucks" into a meeting with the president...?

Posted by: Sambo at September 18, 2015 12:28 PM (9UV3C)

470 "I have a question only your combined wisdom can answer. I've started seeing this ad on Seattle area buses. It features a photo of two smiling, apparently gay guys. The ad is for Planned Parenthood."

Metrosexuals celebrating not having to pay child support.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 18, 2015 12:28 PM (1Y+hH)

471 "Did I miss my stop and get off at the wrong dimension again? "


Butt Babies


Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2015 12:28 PM (KvWlw)

472 I have this image of Mo turning up at the White House, greeting our dusky Lord and Master, then yelling "Allahu Akhbar" and ripping open his coat to reveal a bunch of highway flares.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 18, 2015 12:25 PM (oKE6c)


"Hey buddy, you wanna buy a watchdigital clock real cheap? I've got six down each arm, and 3 more round my feet."

Posted by: not Levon Helm at September 18, 2015 12:28 PM (CPHkQ)

473 I'm pretty sure I was awake for all the birds n' bees lectures in grade school and did well in high school Biology class. Don't gay couples, especially gay male couples, kinda have their contraceptive needs baked in, so to speak? And I suspect their abortion and breast cancer screening needs are fairly low too. Did I miss my stop and get off at the wrong dimension again? The only text is something blah blah respect.

It provokes pondering.
Posted by: Sabrina Chase at September 18, 2015 12:26 PM (K0Jjb)

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two words.

Poopy. Babys.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2015 12:29 PM (8XRCm)

474 Butt Babies


Not to be confused with hand babies.

Or lawyers.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 18, 2015 12:30 PM (LUgeY)

475 >>It features a photo of two smiling, apparently gay guys. The ad is for Planned Parenthood.


Dunno - PP doesn't do fertility treatments, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2015 12:30 PM (NOIQH)

476 It provokes pondering.

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at September 18, 2015 12:26 PM (K0Jjb)


In the liberal world, the only reason not to abort a baby is if a gay couple are waiting to adopt.

Especially if the child comes in designer colors.

Posted by: jwest at September 18, 2015 12:30 PM (Zs4uk)

477 Hey Horde!
I have a question only your combined wisdom can answer. I've started seeing this ad on Seattle area buses. It features a photo of two smiling, apparently gay guys. The ad is for Planned Parenthood.

I'm pretty sure I was awake for all the birds n' bees lectures in grade school and did well in high school Biology class. Don't gay couples, especially gay male couples, kinda have their contraceptive needs baked in, so to speak? And I suspect their abortion and breast cancer screening needs are fairly low too. Did I miss my stop and get off at the wrong dimension again? The only text is something blah blah respect.

It provokes pondering

Don't you oppress me!

Posted by: Stan at September 18, 2015 12:30 PM (326rv)

478 Ha! CutJibNewsletter has made it to the porn blocker at work here.

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at September 18, 2015 12:31 PM (evdj2)

479 Caitlyn Jenner is a brave and beautiful woman.
Posted by: Eric Cartman
------------------

Objection!
Assumes fact not in evidence.

Posted by: XY Chromosome at September 18, 2015 12:31 PM (9mTYi)

480 Well, if there's one thing for sure, Gay's have the whole "Planned Parenthood" thing down pat.

I sort of think gays would be natural enemies, due to their love of adopting gaybies, and I'm sure it'd be preferable to get them from here.

Posted by: Eric Cartman at September 18, 2015 12:31 PM (5npD/)

481 In the liberal world, the only reason not to abort a baby is if a gay couple are waiting to adopt.

Especially if the child comes in designer colors.
Posted by: jwest at September 18, 2015 12:30 PM (Zs4uk)

----

Wanna see limitations on a woman's right to choose????


Let them find a "gay gene".

Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2015 12:31 PM (8XRCm)

482 "Hey buddy, you wanna buy a watch digital clock real cheap? I've got six down each arm, and 3 more round my feet."


"If you had a watch, you'd know it's night time. And night time ain't no time to be in this part of town."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 18, 2015 12:32 PM (LUgeY)

483 /sock

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 18, 2015 12:32 PM (5npD/)

484 How about this one: Lena Dunham started a campaign to have people tell their mother's abortion story w/#AskYourMother.

Tell me these people understand the birds 'n bees.

http://www.lifenews.com/2015/09/16/
lena-dunham-wants-you-to-promote-your-mothers-abortion-of-your-brother-or-sister/

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2015 12:32 PM (NOIQH)

485 #KilledMySibling? <----------- #AskYourMother

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2015 12:33 PM (NOIQH)

486
http://www.lifenews.com/2015/09/16/
lena-dunham-wants-you-to-promote-your-mothers-abortion-of-your-brother-or-sister/
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2015 12:32 PM

It's a sick World We live in...

Posted by: donna at September 18, 2015 12:33 PM (hUdMz)

487 My tweet just now.
Hope some liv takes the bait:


Proof that Obama is not Muslim:
Islam forbids abortion after 4 months.
Obama supports #PPSellsBabyParts even when born alive.

Posted by: @votermom at September 18, 2015 12:34 PM (cbfNE)

488 How about this one: Lena Dunham started a campaign to have people tell their mother's abortion story w/#AskYourMother.



How is that possible? If you were aborted, you wouldn't be here to twat about much of anything, would you?

I am, however, convinced that her parents never had any kids who lived.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 18, 2015 12:35 PM (LUgeY)

489
Wanna see limitations on a woman's right to choose????





Let them find a "gay gene".

Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2015 12:31 PM (8XRCm)

Nope that won't do it.

We have sex-selective abortions RIGHT NOW and the pro-death liberal crowd doesn't care.
Their support for abortion has never been about individual rights, it has always been about social engineering and population control. They don't give a damn if more girl babies are killed than boy babies. Fewer people overall is better from their point of view.

Posted by: chemjeff at September 18, 2015 12:35 PM (lVU49)

490 I don't think obama is Muslim in the sense of practicing the "Religion." I do think He sympathizes with said group... obama only worships at the altar of obama...

Posted by: donna at September 18, 2015 12:35 PM (hUdMz)

491 It features a photo of two smiling, apparently gay guys. The ad is for Planned Parenthood.
----------------

PP probably wants to associate itself with the usual grievance mongers. That way, if one is critical of PP, one is derivatively critical of gheys, and thus a bigoted HATER!

Posted by: XY Chromosome at September 18, 2015 12:36 PM (9mTYi)

492 Did I miss my stop and get off at the wrong dimension again? The only text is something blah blah respect.

It provokes pondering.
Posted by: Sabrina Chase
---------------------------------------------------
A cisman could impregnate a pre-op female-to-male transsexual. That's the only possibility I can think of.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 18, 2015 12:36 PM (E5UB0)

493 Tell me these people understand the birds 'n bees.

http://www.lifenews.com/2015/09/16/
lena-dunham-wants-you-to-promote-your-mothers-abortion-of-your-brother-or-sister/

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2015 12:32 PM (NOIQH)


Childbirth is heritable. If your grandparents had no children, and your parents had no children, chances are you won't either.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2015 12:36 PM (CPHkQ)

494 479 Caitlyn Jenner is a brave and beautiful woman.
Posted by: Eric Cartman
------------------

Objection!
Assumes fact not in evidence.

Posted by: XY Chromosome at September 18, 2015 12:31 PM (9mTYi)



*WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO*


That's two weeks detention bro!

Posted by: PC Prinicpal at September 18, 2015 12:37 PM (zt+N6)

495 484, 486

I Saw that a little while ago.
Stupid? Evil?
I'm going with BOTH.

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2015 12:37 PM (/eN7v)

496 Well, it's probably better you abort them before I rape them.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at September 18, 2015 12:37 PM (5npD/)

497 "EPA, state of California announce notice of violation to VW for circumventing emissions standards for 2009-2015 diesel vehicles"

Just following the European example.

A group of EU environmental commissars decided to officially push diesel engines on motorists, because diesel emits less eeeeevul Gaia-murdering carbon dioxide per kilometer driven.

Then the commissars of a different EU directorate decreed that diesels are bad, mmmmmkay, because they emit particulates which are bad for health.

So the luckless schmucks who paid up to buy diesel cars at the behest of Brussels are now going to face hugely increased diesel fuel taxes at the behest of Brussels, to discourage them from driving said cars.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2015 12:38 PM (noWW6)

498 I still have no idea (thankfully) what these other gender assignment names (cis?) refer to. Nor do I want to acquire this knowledge. Please do not seek to inform me.

Posted by: Sambo at September 18, 2015 12:38 PM (9UV3C)

499 I don't think obama is Muslim in the sense of practicing the "Religion." I do think He sympathizes with said group... obama only worships at the altar of obama...

He's muz. He's done far too much to advance their cause for me to think otherwise.

He looks like an islamic duck...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 18, 2015 12:38 PM (LUgeY)

500 Posted by: Sabrina Chase at September 18, 2015 12:26 PM (K0Jjb)
In the liberal world, the only reason not to abort a baby is if a gay couple are waiting to adopt.
Especially if the child comes in designer colors.
Posted by: jwest at September 18, 2015 12:30 PM (Zs4uk)
_________

Baby-selling one way or another -- wanted, dead or alive.


Posted by: mustbequantum at September 18, 2015 12:38 PM (MIKMs)

501 I call *WHOO WHOO* on you!

Posted by: Randy Marsh at September 18, 2015 12:39 PM (5npD/)

502 So the Rand Paul and Marco Rubio camps are LITERALLY fighting.


And we're worried about the Trump guys. LOL



Best. Fucking. Campaign. Ever!!!

Posted by: prescient11 at September 18, 2015 12:39 PM (W7w/T)

503 I still have no idea (thankfully) what these other gender assignment names (cis?) refer to. Nor do I want to acquire this knowledge. Please do not seek to inform me.
Posted by: Sambo
-------------------------------------------------------
Bigot.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 18, 2015 12:40 PM (E5UB0)

504 502 So the Rand Paul and Marco Rubio camps are LITERALLY fighting.


And we're worried about the Trump guys. LOL



Best. Fucking. Campaign. Ever!!!

Well it has been good for some laughs..

Posted by: donna at September 18, 2015 12:40 PM (hUdMz)

505 >>How is that possible? If you were aborted, you wouldn't be here to twat about much of anything, would you?

Yeah, and the irony is completely lost on them.
"Hey mom, tell me about that time you killed my older sister or brother - I wanna tweet it to some celebrity!!"

PP has been using Mother's Day to fundraise for years. They are sick, sick people.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2015 12:41 PM (NOIQH)

506 And we're worried about the Trump guys. LOL


Posted by: prescient11


LOL...no, we're not worried...LOL

It's possible that all three suck.

Posted by: Stan at September 18, 2015 12:41 PM (326rv)

507 502 So the Rand Paul and Marco Rubio camps are LITERALLY fighting.


And we're worried about the Trump guys. LOL



Best. Fucking. Campaign. Ever!!!
Posted by: prescient11 at September 18, 2015 12:39 PM (W7w/T)

-----



The Rubio groupies will have to take an hour or 2 off from calling you and your fellow Trump supporters idiot racists, which is nice.

Posted by: Dave S. at September 18, 2015 12:41 PM (mhkbv)

508 So the luckless schmucks who paid up to buy diesel cars at the behest of Brussels are now going to face hugely increased diesel fuel taxes at the behest of Brussels, to discourage them from driving said cars.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2015 12:38 PM (noWW6)

****

Kinda like the movement here to tax mileage on electric and hybrid cars because they are not paying enough gas taxes.

Top. Men.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at September 18, 2015 12:41 PM (MVP5t)

509 Most news people are some dumb mofo's

Posted by: Yo! at September 18, 2015 12:43 PM (GwIKd)

510 You have pressed the button, right? She is so funny and lighthearted and fuzzy.

http://freebeacon.com/hillary-laugh-button/

Posted by: goon at September 18, 2015 12:43 PM (gy5kE)

511 Yeah, and the irony is completely lost on them.
"Hey mom, tell me about that time you killed my older sister or brother - I wanna tweet it to some celebrity!!"

--

I aborted the wrong clump of cells

Posted by: Lena Dunham's mom at September 18, 2015 12:43 PM (cbfNE)

512 Planned Parenthood: Every baby a wanted baby!

Soo .. can we apply that to immigration? Every immigrant a wanted immigrant?

Posted by: @votermom at September 18, 2015 12:45 PM (cbfNE)

513 >>I aborted the wrong clump of cells
Posted by: Lena Dunham's mom

It is Lena's younger sister, the lesbian feminist activist (and the one Lena abused/still emotionally abuses), who arranged Dunham's book tour so that it doubled as a PP fundraiser.
Layers and layers of dysfunction.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2015 12:45 PM (NOIQH)

514 It is Lena's younger sister, the lesbian feminist activist (and the one Lena abused/still emotionally abuses), who arranged Dunham's book tour so that it doubled as a PP fundraiser.
Layers and layers of dysfunction.

Isn't the Father an "artist?" that paints sick nudie paintings?

Posted by: donna at September 18, 2015 12:47 PM (hUdMz)

515 So, it's okay for Iran to test "conventional" ballistic missiles under the "Deal". Well, that's comforting alrighty. I don't see any problem with religious end-of-days fanatics developing a lifter that can lift pretty much ANYTHING. Nope, no problem.

Posted by: goon at September 18, 2015 12:49 PM (gy5kE)

516 Will the TSA let little Mo carry his clock on the plane with him to show Obama?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 18, 2015 12:49 PM (tf9Ne)

517 Advising Hillary must be a horrible job.

Hillary advisor : " You see, we want to humanize you."

Hillary: "Wait."

*long swig from bottle*

"OK. Get on with it, idiot. And hurry the fcuk up."

Posted by: Mortimer at September 18, 2015 12:49 PM (0dcbp)

518 478 Ha! CutJibNewsletter has made it to the porn blocker at work here.
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at September 18, 2015 12:31 PM (evdj2)

--------------


Made it through the porn blocker, or stopped by it?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 18, 2015 12:50 PM (oKE6c)

519 Say, did anyone have a good laugh the last couple days over whether the Fed would raise interest rates besides me?

Again, media proving once again that they're stupid.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 18, 2015 12:50 PM (5npD/)

520 516 Will the TSA let little Mo carry his clock on the plane with him to show Obama?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 18, 2015 12:49 PM (tf9Ne)




I wondered the same thing. Also, how is the Secret Service going to take his showing up with something that looks for all the world like the guts of a bomb?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 18, 2015 12:51 PM (oKE6c)

521 "Will the TSA let little Mo carry his clock on the plane with him to show Obama?"

A couple of people have speculated about what the likely response would have been from the Secret Service if an anonymous random person had tried to bring little Mo's "clock" in their bag on a tour of the White House, without advance knowledge by the WH.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 18, 2015 12:51 PM (noWW6)

522 I swear, alliteration is my kryptonite.

Posted by: Chupacabras at September 18, 2015 12:51 PM (5npD/)

523 Having an Achilles' heel is something to consider, but what about this "outsider" being co-opted by the Establishment GOP? She's been a corporate type her entire life. Via @JosephCurl. [rdbrewer]

For Pete's Sake: Lucent, Lucent, Lucent.

Fiorina made investment bubbles before Freddie Mac or Fannie Mae did, she just had better timing.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at September 18, 2015 12:51 PM (sJuWI)

524 & :twisted & &

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 18, 2015 12:52 PM (9krrF)

525 I sure am glad that our top people are going to talk to the Russians about their aid to Syria's dictator. That's one less thing I need to worry about.

Posted by: goon at September 18, 2015 12:52 PM (gy5kE)

526 Will the TSA let little Mo carry his clock on the plane with him to show Obama?

Shouldn't be a problem since he is not an 80 year white woman with a hip implant.

Posted by: Mortimer at September 18, 2015 12:52 PM (0dcbp)

527 I wondered the same thing. Also, how is the Secret Service going to take
his showing up with something that looks for all the world like the
guts of a bomb?>>>

It looked like he still had room for some gray modeling clay in his pencil case clock. He should bring some along to play with if he gets bored.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 18, 2015 12:53 PM (tf9Ne)

528 I wonder if you can get untaxed diesel on the farm or at farm co-ops like you can here?

Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2015 12:54 PM (ztOda)

529 >>>So the Rand Paul and Marco Rubio camps are LITERALLY fighting.<<<

Really? I'm guessing somebody decided he wasn't going to share the his rainbow-flavored corn chips.

Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2015 12:54 PM (3tjn4)

530 hey any of you Military types here use Express-Scripts/Tricare to get your Meds shipped to your homes?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2015 12:55 PM (DUoqb)

531 Has Ace retired?

Posted by: LastSamurai at September 18, 2015 12:55 PM (DeZld)

532 I watched (as a Bronco fan) last night's game.
Eerily similar to politics lately.

Most of it could not possibly happen in an ordered world.

Posted by: jwb7605 at September 18, 2015 12:56 PM (M+9nV)

533 I swear, alliteration is my kryptonite.
Posted by: Chupacabras at September 18, 2015 12:51 PM (5npD/)

-----

So.... seeing same syallables sets something inside seriously askew??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2015 12:56 PM (8XRCm)

534 It looked like he still had room for some gray modeling clay in his pencil case clock. He should bring some along to play with if he gets bored.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 18, 2015 12:53 PM (tf9Ne)

Because, hey, it's only obviously modeling clay. Not real c-4 you dummies. Stop being such racist dummies. He's just a kid, with a passion for creativeness and inventing things. Why do you hate muslims?

Posted by: Sambo at September 18, 2015 12:56 PM (9UV3C)

535 It looked like he still had room for some gray
modeling clay in his pencil case clock. He should bring some along to
play with if he gets bored.


Posted by: Buzzsaw at September 18, 2015 12:53 PM (tf9Ne)


If he shows up at the White House and it isn't modeling clay in there after all, I'm going to laugh my ass off.
Is that wrong? No, wait. I don't care. I'm still going to laugh my ass off.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 18, 2015 12:56 PM (oKE6c)

536 Because, hey, it's only obviously modeling clay.
Not real c-4 you dummies. Stop being such racist dummies. He's just a
kid, with a passion for creativeness and inventing things. Why do you
hate muslims?

Posted by: Sambo at September 18, 2015 12:56 PM (9UV3C)


Yeah! Fight those "pernicious stereotypes!" Allahu Akhbar! ... er ... Yay Us!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 18, 2015 12:58 PM (oKE6c)

537 Why do you hate muslims?



Because they are unstable and tend to blow up.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2015 12:59 PM (rIQuo)

538 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carly_Fiorina#AT.26T_and_Lucent

"Lucent added 22,000 jobs and revenues grew from US$19 billion to US$38 billion and the company's market share increased in every region for every product. According to Fortune magazine, was by lending money to their own customers to spur sales, writing that "In a neat bit of accounting magic, money from the loans began to appear on Lucent's income statement as new revenue while the dicey debt got stashed on its balance sheet as an allegedly solid asset". Lucent's stock price grew 10-fold."

Lucent was crushed when the tech bubble burst and the customers couldn't pay back the loans.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at September 18, 2015 12:59 PM (sJuWI)

539 531 Has Ace retired?
Posted by: LastSamurai at September 18, 2015 12:55 PM (DeZld)

He's probably just getting Pixy errors trying to post \u2019 characters in quotations.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at September 18, 2015 01:00 PM (sJuWI)

540 Time Out!

Posted by: Andy Reid at September 18, 2015 01:00 PM (zt+N6)

541 New one from Drew

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2015 01:00 PM (NOIQH)

542 "Lucent added 22,000 jobs and revenues grew from
US$19 billion to US$38 billion and the company's market share increased
in every region for every product. According to Fortune magazine, was by
lending money to their own customers to spur sales, writing that "In a
neat bit of accounting magic, money from the loans began to appear on
Lucent's income statement as new revenue while the dicey debt got
stashed on its balance sheet as an allegedly solid asset". Lucent's
stock price grew 10-fold."



Lucent was crushed when the tech bubble burst and the customers couldn't pay back the loans.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at September 18, 2015 12:59 PM (sJuWI)


Ja? Tell me more.

Posted by: Angela Merkel at September 18, 2015 01:00 PM (oKE6c)

543 Nevergiveup, we are not military but we use express scripts

Posted by: @votermom at September 18, 2015 01:01 PM (cbfNE)

544 Nood. Go! Go! Go!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2015 01:01 PM (rIQuo)

545
"So the Rand Paul and Marco Rubio camps are LITERALLY fighting"

THUNDERDOME!!!!

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at September 18, 2015 01:01 PM (+aCe4)

546 ending money to their own customers to spur sales, writing that "In a neat bit of accounting magic, money from the loans began to appear on Lucent's income statement as new revenue while the dicey debt got stashed on its balance sheet as an allegedly solid asset". Lucent's stock price grew 10-fold."

Go on.......

Posted by: Congress, Illinois and every other dick tricking money finagler at September 18, 2015 01:01 PM (326rv)

547 Breaking:
House passes bill to defund PP for one year.

(From WZ)

Posted by: Chi at September 18, 2015 01:02 PM (/eN7v)

548 Nevergiveup, we are not military but we use express scripts
Posted by: @votermom at September 18, 2015 01:01 PM (cbfNE)

And? Does it work well. Tricare is forcing all "Beneficiaries" onto Mail Order. So my wife has to use it. I don't but in I will to stay in good standing with my wife.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2015 01:02 PM (DUoqb)

549 Planned Parenthood: Every baby a wanted baby!

-
Every immigrant a wanted immigrant!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 18, 2015 01:04 PM (XUKZU)

550 Every immigrant a wanted immigrant!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 18, 2015 01:04 PM (XUKZU)


Lots of illegal aliens are wanted. Ask any law enforcement officer.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 18, 2015 01:04 PM (oKE6c)

551 Tricare works well from what I hear (parents use).

Posted by: LastSamurai at September 18, 2015 01:05 PM (DeZld)

552 530 hey any of you Military types here use Express-Scripts/Tricare to get your Meds shipped to your homes?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2015 12:55 PM (DUoqb) We use and like it. No more standing in line at Walmart and no co-pay for generics.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at September 18, 2015 01:05 PM (22uju)

553 Sweet, sweet liberal infighting on WZ. Obama blames Hilldog for failure of let's spend a half billion dollars training freedom fighters and get four or five.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 18, 2015 01:06 PM (XUKZU)

554 I would like for the Clinton Crime Syndicate to start dropping more stuff on Obama.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2015 01:12 PM (dKQ1C)

555 So we're screwed and have to accept Hillary?

Posted by: Mbruce at September 18, 2015 01:29 PM (YtWJn)

556 How much Almighty White went into that painting?

Actually, it's very nice.

Posted by: RobM1981 at September 18, 2015 01:58 PM (zurJC)

557 "Lookin' like a million dollar troopah.

Tryin' not to smell like Hilldawg's FUPA, supah dupah!"

Thanks, Caitlyn, really, thanks, I used to actually kinda like that song, now its ruined. bastard...er bastette??

Posted by: bob in houston at September 18, 2015 03:04 PM (XRxxn)

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The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat