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Microaggressions: A Case Study

We have a major microagression situation at, get this, Oberlin College.

Apparently there was an intramural soccer match scheduled at the same time as a Latin Heritage Club meeting. A White Male (uh oh) sent out an email to a Hispanic girl noting that he'd like to have her at the match, if she wasn't going to the Latin Club meeting.

He wrote the most racist sentence since Mein Kampf:

Hey, that talk looks pretty great, but on the off chance you aren't going or would rather play futbol instead the club team wants to go!!

Anyone see the problem there?

That's right, he said the f-word-- Futbol. He racistly appropriated the Spanish language.

Here's what the Lantina maniac wrote back to him:

1. Your (sic) not latino, call it soccer. You don’t play futbol. Futbol is played with people (LATINO) who know how to engage in community soccer, as somebody who grew up on the cancha (soccer field) I know what playing futbol is, and the way you take up space, steal the ball, don't pass, is far from how my culture plays ball.

2. I'm not playing intramural once again this semester because you and your cis-dude, non passing the ball, stealing the ball from beginners, spanish-mocking, white cohort has ruined it (for the second time). Unless I find another team you won’t be seeing me.

3. I don't care if this email is over the top or mean. So complain to whatever white friends you want about it. You’re never going to know what its like to not be able to your own heritage sport comfortably because of your gender/race/ethnicity.

But this aspiring young lunatic wasn't done yet -- she also published a complaint on the, get this, Oberlin Microagressions blog:

Ok. 1. Thanks for you thinking that the talk [referring to the Latino club meeting, I think] is "pretty great". I appreaciate (sic) your white male validation. I see that it isn't interesting enough for you to actually take your ass to the talk.

2. Who said it was ok for you to say futbol? It's Latino Heritage Month, your (sic) telling people not to come to the talk, but want to use our language? Trick NO! White students appropriating the Spanish language, dropping it in when convenient, never ok. Keep my heritage language out your mouth! If I'm not allowed to speak it, if my dad's not allowed to speak it, then bitch you definitely are not supposed to be speaking it. Especially in this context.

Brah, do you even college? Maybe you should worry less about the purity of the Spanish language and more about the correct usage of the English one.

Compare to Lukianoff's and Haidt's piece in the Atlantic suggesting that "microagression culture" is an insidious, harmful form of cognitive therapy -- as positive cognitive therapy would desensitize a hysteric so that the hysteric could behave normally, insidious cognitive therapy supersensitizes normal people into acting like hysterics.


Let's look at recent trends in higher education in light of the distortions that cognitive behavioral therapy identifies. We will draw the names and descriptions of these distortions from David D. Burns's popular book Feeling Good, as well as from the second edition of Treatment Plans and Interventions for Depression and Anxiety Disorders, by Robert L. Leahy, Stephen J. F. Holland, and Lata K. McGinn.

...

Burns defines magnification as "exaggerat[ing] the importance of things," and Leahy, Holland, and McGinn define labeling as "assign[ing] global negative traits to yourself and others." The recent collegiate trend of uncovering allegedly racist, sexist, classist, or otherwise discriminatory microaggressions doesn’t incidentally teach students to focus on small or accidental slights. Its purpose is to get students to focus on them and then relabel the people who have made such remarks as aggressors.

...

Burns defines catastrophizing as a kind of magnification that turns "commonplace negative events into nightmarish monsters." Leahy, Holland, and McGinn define it as believing "that what has happened or will happen" is "so awful and unbearable that you won’t be able to stand it." Requests for trigger warnings involve catastrophizing, but this way of thinking colors other areas of campus thought as well.

Catastrophizing rhetoric about physical danger is employed by campus administrators more commonly than you might think--sometimes, it seems, with cynical ends in mind...

It should be no surprise that students are exhibiting similar sensitivity...


All of these actions teach a common lesson: smart people do, in fact, overreact to innocuous speech, make mountains out of molehills, and seek punishment for anyone whose words make anyone else feel uncomfortable.

Mental Filtering and Disinvitation Season

As Burns defines it, mental filtering is "pick[ing] out a negative detail in any situation and dwell[ing] on it exclusively, thus perceiving that the whole situation is negative." Leahy, Holland, and McGinn refer to this as "negative filtering," which they define as
"focus[ing] almost exclusively on the negatives and seldom notic[ing] the positives." When applied to campus life, mental filtering allows for simpleminded demonization.

They are actively, and perhaps deliberately, training normal-functioning young people to be mentally incompetent neurotics, phobics, hysterics, and outright maniacs.

By the way, Greg Lukianoff describes how he came to have this insight. He'd fallen prey to depression, and went through cognitive therapy to teach his brain to stop "catastrophizing" and to unlearn other pernicious mental habits. It began to dawn on him that the Social Justice Warrior claque was using cognitive therapy to go the other direction, transforming the mentally well into the mentally unwell.

Posted by: Ace at 12:38 PM




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1 Loose shit. But don't quote me on that.

Posted by: redsweater at September 14, 2015 12:40 PM (v8Svi)

2 Feed me.

Posted by: The Barrel at September 14, 2015 12:40 PM (MT22W)

3 Oneth?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 14, 2015 12:40 PM (LUgeY)

4 Shazbot!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 14, 2015 12:40 PM (LUgeY)

5 Blog broke.


O/T check this video.



https://www.youtube.com/embed/MioNZBRrKZg

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 14, 2015 12:40 PM (0FSuD)

6 50 shades of gray?

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 14, 2015 12:40 PM (0FSuD)

7 I'm microagressed that a college student can be such a fucking imbecile.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 14, 2015 12:42 PM (0LHZx)

8 Feeling a little gray today... must be the weather.

Posted by: Smaulz at September 14, 2015 12:42 PM (g+jFF)

9 You mean kickball. That's the next building over.

Moose out front should've told you.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 14, 2015 12:42 PM (LUgeY)

10 Maybe the latinos shouldstick to games they invented so that they aren't appropriating the cultural activities of others. Mainly because they can't really count themselves as authentic as long as they are practicing white-man games. I'm just trying to think of what's best for them.

Posted by: f2000 at September 14, 2015 12:42 PM (5xwgn)

11 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 14, 2015 12:42 PM (kff5f)

12 Que puta.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2015 12:42 PM (2Ojst)

13 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 14, 2015 12:43 PM (kff5f)

14 Apparently there was an intramural soccer match scheduled at the same time as a Latin Heritage Club meeting.

What's the difference?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 14, 2015 12:43 PM (zc3Db)

15 Sh*t status: Loose.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 14, 2015 12:43 PM (kff5f)

16 What's in the box?

Posted by: Rev. Wright at September 14, 2015 12:43 PM (1DH1V)

17 We are training a cohort of hyper-sensitive perpetual juveniles. This is going to turn out well.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 14, 2015 12:43 PM (/Ho8c)

18 The world has gone insane.The end is coming.

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2015 12:43 PM (sPO3u)

19 How do we get ace out of the barrel?

I think he likes it in there

Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2015 12:44 PM (2Ocf1)

20 18 The world has gone insane.The end is coming.
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2015 12:43 PM (sPO3u)

I certainly hope so. You have a rough timeline on that?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2015 12:44 PM (2Ojst)

21 How is a sport that originated in England a Latino "heritage sport"?

Posted by: peapod at September 14, 2015 12:44 PM (gJAok)

22 There is no black or white, only gray...

Posted by: chemjeff at September 14, 2015 12:44 PM (lVU49)

23 stealing the ball from beginners

I think that may be the most specialist snowflake phrase in her whole specialist snowflake letter.

So basically: "I suck at this game, and you won't let me win, so I hate your guts."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 14, 2015 12:44 PM (kff5f)

24 Is this some kind of cultural sensitivity training to understand shut-ins?

Posted by: rebel flounder at September 14, 2015 12:44 PM (1DH1V)

25 Boxy. And Oberlin is stupid. I'd be ashamed to go there; or have a relative go there. And for college students, there sure are a lot of "(sic)"s in there. Maybe they should spend more time in English composition than in the Safe Space.

Whoops! "English Composition." That's problematic.

Posted by: chiefjaybob at September 14, 2015 12:44 PM (zajSQ)

26 Good morning America, what are we offended by today?

Posted by: Senator John "Bluto" Blutarsky at September 14, 2015 12:44 PM (RomHD)

27 Who said it was ok for you to say futbol?

I guess that princess didn't have freedom of speech in her homeland, Stupidcuntistan.

Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 12:44 PM (0dcbp)

28 20 It's going to be longand painful.

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2015 12:45 PM (sPO3u)

29 This one is why the term "bitch-slapped" was invented. She needs it. Probably another dreamer working hard to contribute to the greatness of the United States, right?

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 14, 2015 12:45 PM (fMQoG)

30 [/blockquote]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 14, 2015 12:45 PM (Zu3d9)

31 Wow, so much vitriol over a single word - an attempt to be culturally sensitive, too.


Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2015 12:45 PM (NOIQH)

32 Barrel hell. Minx stinx. Shitty Medieval blogging software. This shit just makes conservatives look stupid.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 14, 2015 12:45 PM (+eVpX)

33 Who told her it was okay for her latina ass to appropriate email and use a computer which are white culture?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 12:45 PM (iQIUe)

34 Hey, chica, guess what - you aren't getting invited to the intramural soccer anymore.

So have fun with whatever else it was you were going to be doing.

Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2015 12:45 PM (2Ocf1)

35 29 20 It's going to be longand painful.
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2015 12:45 PM (sPO3u)

Damn. I was hoping for violent and abrupt.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2015 12:45 PM (2Ojst)

36 Wow. What a raving lunatic. We're totally boned......

Posted by: Jak Sucio at September 14, 2015 12:46 PM (tPO7+)

37 Compare to...?

Posted by: Bigby's Clasped Hands at September 14, 2015 12:46 PM (3ZtZW)

38 Also: Apparently she is unaware that futbol is it's name in Spanish, you know, as in "Spain." As in: "The one in Europe." That is to say: "Populated with white dudes."

And it's not like futbol is somehow a different sport than England's "Football" or... whatever they call it in Germany or France.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 14, 2015 12:46 PM (kff5f)

39 1. Your (sic) not latino, call it soccer. You don't play futbol. Futbol is played with people (LATINO) who know how to engage in community soccer, as somebody who grew up on the cancha (soccer field) I know what playing futbol is, and the way you take up space, steal the ball, don't pass, is far from how my culture plays ball.
2. I'm not playing intramural once again this semester because you and your cis-dude, non passing the ball, stealing the ball from beginners, spanish-mocking, white cohort has ruined it (for the second time). Unless I find another team you won't be seeing me.

3. I don't care if this email is over the top or mean. So complain to whatever white friends you want about it. You're never going to know what its like to not be able to your own heritage sport comfortably because of your gender/race/ethnicity.


I guess a blowjob is out of the question, then ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 14, 2015 12:46 PM (zc3Db)

40 "I know of no other country in the world in which a sixteen-year-old kid, broke and unable to speak the language could achieve the successes I had."


But I am dead so........

Posted by: Zombie Desi Arnaz at September 14, 2015 12:46 PM (D0NZx)

41 So, my takeaway is that white people shouldn't be allowed to play soccer (a.k.a. Metric football).

So, I guess in order to keep all sports racially pure, we now must ban non-Europeans from playing tennis, polo, baseball, basketball...

Also, no playing lacrosse unless you're an American Indian, and no playing hockey unless you're French Canadian.

Posted by: V the K at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (O7MnT)

42 We are training a cohort of hyper-sensitive perpetual juveniles. This is going to turn out well.

Worked great for us.

Posted by: Sodom and Gomorrah at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (0dcbp)

43 So if soccer aka futbol is now a sport that's been appropriated by the Hispanics, that's cool - we can deport the soccer players along with the illegals

Posted by: chemjeff at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (lVU49)

44 This reminds me of a tumblr post in which an anonymous person gave a person hell for writing in Spanish, because they were white, and therefore appropriating latino culture.

The kicker? The white girl they were attacking was born and raised and ethnically Spanish from Spain.

Recently there was a post saying not to learn sign language because it's cultural appropriation from the deaf. Honestly I can't tell if things are sarcasm anymore, we have reached ludicrous speeds for idiocy.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (XtAzU)

45 Am I still allowed to eat pizza, or would I be misappropriating someone else's culture?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (IN7k+)

46 #twoweeks

Posted by: nckate at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (n8XJW)

47 And tell her to stop misappropriating white clothes, white hairstyles, white makeup, white cars, white jet travel, watch on white television, etc.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (iQIUe)

48 If they want soccer they can have soccer and call it whatever they want. (I'm partial too pussy metric football.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (fFIVI)

49 It is racist for white non-Hispanics to speak or use Spanish.

Posted by: Jeb Bush is a tosser at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (6gR7l)

50 >>> You have a rough timeline on that?


'Bout the time this youthful cohort assumes leadership roles in the Federal Govt.

Posted by: Bigby's Clasped Hands at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (3ZtZW)

51 Syrians play soccer.

What then?

Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (2Ocf1)

52 The stock answer to each and every one of these twits should be, "Grow the fuck up."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (LUgeY)

53 50 >>> You have a rough timeline on that?


'Bout the time this youthful cohort assumes leadership roles in the Federal Govt.
Posted by: Bigby's Clasped Hands at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (3ZtZW)

So, yeah. Slow and painful it is.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2015 12:48 PM (2Ojst)

54 Anyone who goes to Oberline college deserves what they get.

Posted by: Vic-we have no party at September 14, 2015 12:48 PM (t2KH5)

55 The topic of this thread- Death of the West, exhibit #973. We've become to shallow and frivolous to survive.

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2015 12:48 PM (sdxPm)

56 He should have asked her what her immigration status was. You know, the "shoot the moon" approach.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 14, 2015 12:48 PM (oKE6c)

57 She seems to be misappropriating white upper middle class bitch attitude.

Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2015 12:48 PM (2Ocf1)

58 Evil is winning.For now.

http://tinyurl.com/pzmmae2

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2015 12:48 PM (sPO3u)

59
She shd stick to doing things her culture does best: making hand made tortillas, which seriously are delicious.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 12:48 PM (iQIUe)

60 How do you say butthurt in Spanish?

Posted by: Fritz at September 14, 2015 12:49 PM (UzPAd)

61

34
Who told her it was okay for her latina ass to appropriate email and use a computer which are white culture?

early Threadwinner nomineee

Posted by: Sodom and Gomorrah at September 14, 2015 12:49 PM (0dcbp)

62 I grew up playing club soccer with Mexicans who did not speak a lick of english and believe me there was no community feeling to it. As a matter of fact Latino soccer players are just as big of ball hogs as their Anglo counter parts. The only difference I saw playing soccer with Latinos versus whites was the accordion with spanish gibberish over it blaring from their radios.

Posted by: Arson Wells at September 14, 2015 12:49 PM (UnJ7w)

63 Do we get pics of the Loco Latina chick?
*is it loca?

Posted by: Chi at September 14, 2015 12:49 PM (ybmra)

64 How did Michelle Malkin escape Oberlin with a degree and retain her sanity? As far as I can tell she's the only grad that did.

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2015 12:49 PM (hvf9s)

65 >>He should have asked her what her immigration status was. You know, the "shoot the moon" approach.


*snort*
She's a real queen --- a queen of spades.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2015 12:49 PM (NOIQH)

66 For the last time, I will get there when I get there!

Posted by: SMOD2016 at September 14, 2015 12:49 PM (XK6Rs)

67 57 She seems to be misappropriating white upper middle class bitch attitude.
Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2015 12:48 PM (2Ocf1)

I think that's pretty much a pancultural phenomenon.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2015 12:49 PM (2Ojst)

68 You're never going to know what its like to not be able to [play edit] your own heritage sport comfortably because of your gender/race/ethnicity.

Soccer is a Latin American heritage sport? Kick the ball with your foot was played in ancient Egypt, Rome, China, and pretty much any freaking place where humans existed.

Also, I've played soccer with Latin Americans. There's no give everyone a Coke feeling about it. It's the same competitive spirit you get with any males playing a game.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2015 12:50 PM (jhqr1)

69 Ace's HTML Fu doesn't report for duty until Rapey Tuesdays.

Posted by: Garrett at September 14, 2015 12:50 PM (sNXsU)

70 47 And tell her to stop misappropriating white clothes, white hairstyles, white makeup, white cars, white jet travel, watch on white television, etc.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (iQIUe)




Not to mention email and cell phones. I don't La Raza had much to do with either of those.


Hispanics also misappropriate freeway overpasses as the substrate for their literary efforts.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 14, 2015 12:50 PM (oKE6c)

71 Did this chick not ever watch the World Cup?

Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2015 12:50 PM (2Ocf1)

72 Take bets the bitch is on scholarship?

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 14, 2015 12:50 PM (0FSuD)

73 Oh noes! Italicans appropriated!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2015 12:50 PM (9mTYi)

74 That's like five embarrelling violations, ace. To be served concurrently.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt TrumpProd (tm) at September 14, 2015 12:50 PM (s2OJe)

75 #60... Salma Hayek.

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2015 12:50 PM (sdxPm)

76 Isn't she attending an Historically White College ?

Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 12:50 PM (0dcbp)

77 Looks like her soccer evenings have been freed up so she can spend more time alone with her lovely personality for company.

Posted by: Jake at September 14, 2015 12:50 PM (FfwgN)

78 I see the problem, he didn't insert "But first, you will blow me." That would have mollified her.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at September 14, 2015 12:50 PM (RD7QR)

79
I learned in Narcos that the spanish word for asshole is asshole.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 12:50 PM (iQIUe)

80 72 Take bets the bitch is on scholarship?
Posted by: Nip Sip at September 14, 2015 12:50 PM (0FSuD)

With the SAT scores of a boiled turnip.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2015 12:51 PM (2Ojst)

81 I hope she doesn't own any plaid clothes, because she would totes be appropriating my Scottish heritage.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2015 12:51 PM (NOIQH)

82 How dare your appropriate our color. You know nothing of gray, you speciesist hatemonger.

Posted by: Identifying as Pachyderm at September 14, 2015 12:51 PM (zxnPQ)

83 You're never going to know what its like to not
be able to [play edit] your own heritage sport comfortably because of
your gender/race/ethnicity.



Soccer is a Latin American heritage sport? Kick the ball with your
foot was played in ancient Egypt, Rome, China, and pretty much any
freaking place where humans existed.




Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2015 12:50 PM (jhqr1)

Modern-day soccer was invented in ... Britain. Pasty white Britain.
I believe we were discussing cultural appropriation?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 14, 2015 12:51 PM (oKE6c)

84 Everything is so red and angry and preachy.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at September 14, 2015 12:52 PM (HeZ0H)

85 So, my takeaway is that white people shouldn't be allowed to play soccer (a.k.a. Metric football).

The fact that this guy wanted to play soccer - AND that he wanted to play soccer with girls - says a lot about this guy ... nothing good.

Soccer is fine for children and aliens. Normal people don't bother with games that favor the armless. We like our arms and hands. Bobbing for apples sits higher on the gaming evolutionary scale than soccer.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 14, 2015 12:52 PM (zc3Db)

86 Want to bet she's an Ethnic Studies major? A red flag to any sentient Human Resources interviewer.

Posted by: nraendowment at September 14, 2015 12:52 PM (Msv+6)

87 Ummm...cultural appropriation?

Futbol is from football, which like many other forms of ritualized kickball was developed at the English "public schools" of Rugby, Eton, etc.

Here I will pimp a book by a friend of mine, Mark Dixon, "An Eton Schoolboy's Album". He talks among other things about how each of the colleges has its own ballgames.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2015 12:52 PM (JtwS4)

88 Had the evil white guy used soccer, the stupid cunt would have whined that soccer is racist because it's what evil white people use instead of the culturally correct FUTBOL.

You can't win with this assholes.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 14, 2015 12:52 PM (0LHZx)

89 Now this is why youngest daughter hesitates to even mention to acquaintances or part-time workmates that b/c of a TBI, there are some things she'd rather not listen to or talk about, as they trip the anxiety disorder switch.

Because no one wants to be That Person.

Posted by: Sal at September 14, 2015 12:52 PM (MRX6w)

90 Seriously, wtf is wrong with people?

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 14, 2015 12:52 PM (/Ho8c)

91 @ 49 - It is racist for white non-Hispanics to speak or use Spanish.

I know Spanish, but I never speak it when dealing with Hispanics. Let 'em learn English, or let 'em wonder what it was I just said to them.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at September 14, 2015 12:52 PM (S32rP)

92 Why didn't she just say "No I don't want to give you a BJ." That's all he was after, He could care less if she could play "futbol" (the common term for the game everywhere in the world but U.S. and Canada) or not.

Posted by: wrg500 at September 14, 2015 12:52 PM (sgrzZ)

93 I feel like I should just start a "Social Justice Warrior Watch" blog. There's daily material on this.

Posted by: V the K at September 14, 2015 12:52 PM (O7MnT)

94 Hey chica! Make me a sammich.....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 14, 2015 12:53 PM (i0ykY)

95 In his suit, the gentleman suffered a lapse of intelligence and taste: a lapse of taste in that she is poisonous; a lapse of intelligence in that she is dangerous in that environment.

I presume he desperately wanted to go to college and couldn't get into any other.

That being so, I advise him, until graduation, to abstain from any communication with coeds--not even a look. Townies only, amigo, townies only.

Posted by: a6z at September 14, 2015 12:53 PM (RMMQt)

96 So. . no beisbol?

Posted by: David W at September 14, 2015 12:53 PM (Hi6cL)

97 Maybe the latinos shouldstick to games they invented so that they aren't
appropriating the cultural activities of others. Mainly because they
can't really count themselves as authentic as long as they are
practicing white-man games. I'm just trying to think of what's best for
them.
=========
Yeah, like the one where they kill the losers? That "game" where they only use their legs and have to shoot a ball through a hoop mounted sideways on a wall? (Or "Ball in cup, heh?"

The only "heritage" this gal has that isn't barbaric and backward comes from white (Spaniard) Europeans.

The rest of it is human sacrifice, slavery, animal worship, polytheism, and tribalism.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 14, 2015 12:53 PM (ZvKdv)

98 I read this as he's not going to score with this girl, nor should he want to.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2015 12:53 PM (rwI+c)

99 Wait a minute....

Is the Gray-box comment hotel a micro-aggression?

As for the loony latina, chickie get a life.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2015 12:53 PM (igkah)

100 >>> Modern-day soccer was invented in ... Britain. Pasty white Britain.
I believe we were discussing cultural appropriation?

According to her the Asian Indians should stop playing cricket, I suppose, since it is white person's sport. Good luck with that honey!

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2015 12:53 PM (hvf9s)

101 Bueno, no jugo el futbol. Pero primero, chupame!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2015 12:53 PM (2Ojst)

102
Elsewhere at Berkley on The Lake:

How I Became More Feminine on T

Even as a non-binary person, it's important to recognize that in a lot of ways I am privileged within the trans community. As a white, trans masculine person, my voice is often prioritized over my trans feminine siblings and my siblings of color.....

"Elly" Higgins September 11, 2015

oberlinreview.org/8521/opinions/how-i-became-more-feminine-on-t/

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 14, 2015 12:53 PM (kdS6q)

103 You know what's really ironic?

Soccer was invented in England and was originally called "soccer."

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at September 14, 2015 12:54 PM (S32rP)

104 okay it's fixed now... just a couple of black diamonds

Posted by: ace at September 14, 2015 12:54 PM (dciA+)

105 Huh.

"Those are MIIIIIINE!!!!"

Sounds just like a toddler, honestly.

Didn't know they were allowing toddlers to attend university these days. Who is changing her diapers?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2015 12:54 PM (+YMhA)

106 "... never going to know what its like to not be able to your own heritage sport comfortably because of your gender/race/ethnicity."

Okay, WTF does that even mean.

Posted by: mierda de retardado at September 14, 2015 12:54 PM (hgBpU)

107 how about this...
we stay out of soccer
you stay out of baseball

i'd like to go back to the days when you could understand the player interviews

Posted by: far north at September 14, 2015 12:54 PM (v5kJ7)

108 May it continue to snow on those liberal douche bags all year.


http://tinyurl.com/oecwy4q

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 14, 2015 12:54 PM (0FSuD)

109 Pero primero, chupame!

LOL

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 14, 2015 12:54 PM (/Ho8c)

110 So....

Are you coming to the game or not?

Posted by: cis-normative white male Oberlin student at September 14, 2015 12:54 PM (PFy0L)

111 The fact that this guy wanted to play soccer - AND that he wanted to play soccer with girls - says a lot about this guy ... nothing good.

He wanted to hang out with chicks in relatively skimpy clothing doing things that would get adrenaline *and* their endorphins pumping? I can see a lot of Moron Approved possibilities there, really.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 14, 2015 12:55 PM (kff5f)

112 104 okay it's fixed now... just a couple of black diamonds
Posted by: ace at September 14, 2015 12:54 PM (dciA+)

Hey, while you are in the barrel, could you update some of the "reading" material? All of the pages are stuck together.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2015 12:55 PM (+YMhA)

113 Didn't the Aztecs invent soccer? Though it would be HeadBall.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2015 12:55 PM (rwI+c)

114 >>Elsewhere at Berkley on The Lake: How I Became More Feminine on T...

Um, was that in English?
I don't even know what....it was talking about.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2015 12:55 PM (NOIQH)

115 113 Didn't the Aztecs invent soccer? Though it would be HeadBall.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2015 12:55 PM (rwI+c)

Sorta. IIRC the winning team got sacrificed to the gods.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2015 12:55 PM (2Ojst)

116 I'll say it: Futbol.

Posted by: Donald Trump at September 14, 2015 12:55 PM (dciA+)

117 So I'm thinking Alinsky.

If this woman really thinks Spanish is her "heritage language" and non-Hispanics shouldn't be speaking it with their unclean mouths because it's appropriation....

Why is she speaking English?

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at September 14, 2015 12:55 PM (PFy0L)

118 >>Didn't the Aztecs invent soccer? Though it would be HeadBall.

Thought that was basketball?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2015 12:56 PM (NOIQH)

119
"Why didn't she just cut his nuts off?"
- Jesse Jackson

Posted by: wth at September 14, 2015 12:56 PM (wAQA5)

120 Estamos en un cajon.

Posted by: @votermom at September 14, 2015 12:56 PM (cbfNE)

121 I think this is a sign that the immigrant grievance groups are starting to chafe at the condescension that is inherent in Western society not expecting immigrants to assimilate. But hey, if the condescension chafes to much, get the hell out.

Posted by: Cygnus at September 14, 2015 12:56 PM (fdavN)

122 "white cohort has ruined it"

High five!

Posted by: White Cohort at September 14, 2015 12:56 PM (2oWD2)

123 Is it really cultural misappropriation if they are playing futbol/soccer with a real ball instead of using the decapitated head of one's enemy?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 14, 2015 12:56 PM (IN7k+)

124 Also, futbol is cultural appropriation because it should be piebola in real Spanish.

Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2015 12:56 PM (2Ocf1)

125 I hope she doesn't have a car, or use a car, because that would be appropriating American culture and innovation. And you know those Latino drivers....

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2015 12:57 PM (NOIQH)

126 instead of using the decapitated head of one's enemy?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 14, 2015 12:56 PM (IN7k+)

I think you are thinking of ISIS.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2015 12:57 PM (+YMhA)

127 I'm convinced the only way to get a date with a caucasian woman is to seek out one afflicted with white guilt and pretend to be an aggrieved minority. Perhaps she's playing hard to get?

This fucktard probably feels as I do. She feels inferior, but the difference is that she blames *others* for her feelings of inferiority. In this idiots case, I'd guess the feelings are justified. I'm glad she won't be spreading her crap DNA around.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 14, 2015 12:57 PM (+eVpX)

128 The Mayans, as Royal Oil pointed out, had a game with a hoop on a wall that was quite bloody.

Aztecs merely dragged unwilling captives from conquered tribes up a bazillion steps to carve still beating hearts out of their chests with obsidian knives.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2015 12:57 PM (igkah)

129 Libre!

Posted by: @votermom at September 14, 2015 12:57 PM (cbfNE)

130 I am now officially scared shitless at the prospect of sending my boys to college. They are healthy, athletic and smart pre-teens. You can see the problem here already

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at September 14, 2015 12:57 PM (k8tEg)

131 So. . no beisbol?


Beisoburo!

Posted by: Bandersnatch-San at September 14, 2015 12:57 PM (JtwS4)

132 I know Spanish, but I never speak it when dealing with Hispanics. Let 'em learn English, or let 'em wonder what it was I just said to them.

I stopped speaking Spanish with Hispanics when I kept getting lectures about not assuming they didn't speak English. *shrug* OK then, I will speak English.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2015 12:58 PM (jhqr1)

133 I am now officially scared shitless at the prospect of sending my boys to college. They are healthy, athletic and smart pre-teens. You can see the problem here already

Trade-school for the win.

Or possibly one of the military schools.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 14, 2015 12:58 PM (kff5f)

134 The Mayans, as Royal Oil pointed out, had a game with a hoop on a wall that was quite bloody.

Aztecs merely dragged unwilling captives from conquered tribes up a bazillion steps to carve still beating hearts out of their chests with obsidian knives.



Ah. Half remembered anthropology lets me down.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2015 12:58 PM (rwI+c)

135 Nothing says 'LoSiento' like a Chihuahua with a tiny sombrero.

Posted by: Garrett at September 14, 2015 12:58 PM (sNXsU)

136 Meanwhile this again reminds me how much I despise a large swath of humanity.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt TrumpProd (tm) at September 14, 2015 12:58 PM (s2OJe)

137 Yet they would scream if we got rid of Dial 1 for English, 2 for Spanish

Posted by: pointsnfigures at September 14, 2015 12:58 PM (LnE5F)

138 >>Aztecs merely dragged unwilling captives from conquered tribes up a bazillion steps to carve still beating hearts out of their chests with obsidian knives.


Uh oh, someone needs to tell Planned Parenthood to stop appropriating Aztec culture, stat!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2015 12:59 PM (NOIQH)

139 Latin Heritage Club?

No, that doesn't sound in any way lunatic.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2015 01:00 PM (JmGFJ)

140 I propose a counter therapy to this hypersensitivation.

I call it, "Get fucked."

Follow up therapy includes, "I do not give a fuck about whatever baby babble falls from your infant mouth, you useless hysteric."

Posted by: Warden at September 14, 2015 01:00 PM (wHAYQ)

141 128 The Mayans, as Royal Oil pointed out, had a game with a hoop on a wall that was quite bloody.

Aztecs merely dragged unwilling captives from conquered tribes up a bazillion steps to carve still beating hearts out of their chests with obsidian knives.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2015 12:57 PM (igkah)


Yeah, when the fluffy liberal "social workers" explained to me how I should be sure to share my Mayan son's "cultural heritage" with him, I asked them when I should tell him about playing sports that ended in the losing team being sacrificed to the gods.

Probably shouldn't have said that out loud, judging from the reactions.

And honestly, my son's cultural heritage is hot dogs, apple pie and Ford trucks, but hey, YMMV.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2015 01:00 PM (+YMhA)

142 I read this one blog, this guy there has a saying: "People are horrible."

Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2015 01:00 PM (2Ocf1)

143 130
I am now officially scared shitless at the prospect of sending my boys
to college. They are healthy, athletic and smart pre-teens. You can
see the problem here already


Full time work + online degree FTW

Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 01:00 PM (0dcbp)

144 I was told there would be no reading.

Posted by: Killerdog at September 14, 2015 01:00 PM (+S3j7)

145 I thought the English invented soccer, so are Latino's allowed to play without English heads exploding? Oh, wait, they like the competitive spirit and admire anyone who plays, so I guess it's OK if this ignorant woman wants to play.

Next question, though: what chance does Oberlin think they have of inveigling some employer into hiring her at graduation day? I myself would rate that chance as non-zero but probably not greater than a SMOD sighting as invocation speaker that day. What the hell is the value of an Oberlin degree if she is this nutso?

But I could be wrong.

Posted by: MTF at September 14, 2015 01:00 PM (TxJGV)

146 She crazy.

Guess I won't say "gracias" to the gardener tomorrow.

Posted by: The Old Guy at September 14, 2015 01:00 PM (cHuNI)

147 And this why we don't want the "Dreamers" getting subsidized college education.

Who knows, this Latina may have been normal before she was brainwashed to hate whitey.

Posted by: Coolio at September 14, 2015 01:00 PM (tIPkE)

148 "White students appropriating the Spanish language"

aren't Spaniards considered Europeans, you know... white?

Posted by: mallfly at September 14, 2015 01:01 PM (qSIlh)

149 "spanish-mocking"

Damn! We get yelled at when we tell people to speak English and then we get yelled at when we mock Spanish! Just what, exactly, are we supposed to mock?!

Ay fucking yi yi.

Posted by: White Cohort, wearing mock turtlenecks at September 14, 2015 01:01 PM (2oWD2)

150 SMOD can't make it here soon enough. Back to bacteria for the entire world. Start over. Maybe Earth 2.0 will get it right...

Posted by: dfbaskwill at September 14, 2015 01:01 PM (zllbf)

151 Esat puta es mas loca.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2015 01:01 PM (2Ojst)

152 Seriously, wtf is wrong with people?


As the world has encouraged everyone to unleash their inner child (ego), everybody's gone bugfuck crazy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 14, 2015 01:01 PM (LUgeY)

153 Why is the racist Latina appropriating whole paragraphs of English? The guy only appropriated one word. That's a macroaggression right there.

So much racial healing.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 14, 2015 01:01 PM (v9gSJ)

154 1. Football is not Latino heritage (even if they used to kick heads about) the rules are definitely different including using human heads as the ball.

2. Can't wait for the intet-mural Narco-Trafficking game on the last Thursday of Latino heritage month.

Posted by: INA_ginalship at September 14, 2015 01:01 PM (o6B4x)

155 >>Next question, though: what chance does Oberlin think they have of inveigling some employer into hiring her at graduation day?

She'll get a job at La Raza or the federal government.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2015 01:01 PM (NOIQH)

156 Dammit. Esta puta as mas loca.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2015 01:01 PM (2Ojst)

157 Ah. Half remembered anthropology lets me down.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2015 12:58 PM (rwI+c)


That's why Mel Gibson made Apocalypto. The best part was towards the end, on the beach, when you see the Spanish ships coming in and you think, "Thank G-d someone is coming to kill these insane savages!"

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 14, 2015 01:01 PM (zc3Db)

158 There is so much fail in that interaction.

Apparently White folks can't claim English as our heritage language. I can understand that.

This is what happens these days when you try to reach out and create some communication with the victimologist zealots.

He should be thankful he didn't hook up with this skank. He might've woke up with a shiv in his ribcage or his penis cut off (Bobbett's paramour slicer was an Ecuadorian I think).

Them Latinas got some hot blood and react badly. Time for some deportation. Take you, your heritage language and your fat ass back to the tropical/desert hellhole you escaped from honey.

Even if that was LA.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 14, 2015 01:01 PM (x3GpS)

159 There is actually one form of "appropriation" that I do think is "offensive" (to English language speakers). Its when a news reporter tries to pronounce foreign capitals or foreign leader's names in their "authentic" native accents, as opposed to there being an ENGLISH word for everything. If you doin't want "appropriation" and also want to respect the English language, you should proudly anglicize every pronunciation: Goodby "BeiJING" and hello "Peking", no more "Pockeestan" etc.

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at September 14, 2015 01:02 PM (k8tEg)

160 Didn't the Aztecs invent soccer? Though it would be HeadBall.

As stated upthread, the modern version of soccer was invented by the British.

If you want to consider kicking a round thing with your foot as the "invention of soccer", historical artifacts from Egypt predate Aztec artifacts by a YUGE margin.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2015 01:02 PM (jhqr1)

161 I give up.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2015 01:02 PM (2Ojst)

162 139 Latin Heritage Club?

No, that doesn't sound in any way lunatic.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2015 01:00 PM (JmGFJ)

Wait, I'm pretty sure Latin was the language of the white European Romans back in the day, so who is appropriating whose culture?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2015 01:02 PM (+YMhA)

163 The chicka has a mouth on her I tell you what. She better be a fucking 9 or better.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2015 01:02 PM (rwI+c)

164 So - I'm guessing the dude didn't get the el blow job-o.

Posted by: Weasel at September 14, 2015 01:02 PM (6xtq3)

165 I am now officially scared shitless at the prospect of sending my boys to college. They are healthy, athletic and smart pre-teens. You can see the problem here already

Was at my daughters University this weekend (both my wife and myself are alumnus also), she was saying that the female/male ratio is now 3 to 1.

Posted by: wrg500 at September 14, 2015 01:02 PM (sgrzZ)

166 Wait, I may have to rethink this issue entirely.

Is she hot?

Cuz, you know, that would change things.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2015 01:02 PM (JtwS4)

167 The stock answer to each and every one of these twits should be, "Grow the fuck up."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (LUgeY)


Trump / Cruz '16: Grow The Fuck Up!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 14, 2015 01:02 PM (zF6Iw)

168 The little señorita is not dating material. But the bitch can't take the heat and will wilt like the snowflake she is. Sombrero Night will be particularly funny.,

Posted by: Pat at September 14, 2015 01:02 PM (5rEW8)

169 162 139 Latin Heritage Club?

No, that doesn't sound in any way lunatic.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2015 01:00 PM (JmGFJ)

Wait, I'm pretty sure Latin was the language of the white European Romans back in the day, so who is appropriating whose culture?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2015 01:02 PM (+YMhA)

Togas, orgies, vomitoria...typical collegiate life, really.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2015 01:02 PM (2Ojst)

170 >>> I feel like I should just start a "Social Justice Warrior Watch" blog. There's daily material on this.

My Monday brain cannot remember the name of it, but there is that Tumblr blog that records these sort of things and ranks their offenses. I've loved it for a while, mighty good satire. It was linked in the sidebar a while back as well.

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2015 01:02 PM (hvf9s)

171 Thank God I'm of Scottish descent, so I can play golf guilt-free.

Posted by: Average Jen at September 14, 2015 01:02 PM (ffKKj)

172 clearly today's college students aren't doing enough drugs

Posted by: UppityOrchid at September 14, 2015 01:03 PM (Vz7fy)

173 140 I propose a counter therapy to this hypersensitivation.

I call it, "Get fucked."
==========================

I am interested in publishing your book based upon this outline. Can you expand it to treatise length?

Posted by: MTF, Fake Book Publisher at September 14, 2015 01:03 PM (TxJGV)

174 Who gave her permission to answer him in English? If there's any cultural appropriation to be found here, the pelota is in her meta, IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: Jimmy don\'t play that at September 14, 2015 01:03 PM (F5OyJ)

175 If you have male children seriously consider steering them towards education beyond high school that is trade oriented and not Lib Arts or Big-Ass State U's. those places are lost to the Progs and many bad things can happen to males who go there.

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2015 01:03 PM (sdxPm)

176 So I guess a taco date is right out?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2015 01:03 PM (JO9+V)

177 Has anyone mentioned the origins of the British game of polo yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2015 01:03 PM (igkah)

178 Good thing he didn't invite her to go to Taco Bell.

Posted by: USA at September 14, 2015 01:03 PM (tfM+W)

179 micro-agression = macro-stupid

Posted by: Hari Seldon, Psychohistorian at September 14, 2015 01:04 PM (d6WC4)

180 My best friend coached youth soccer up through about middle school aged kids for probably 10-15 years in a suburb that had a sizable Latino population. We used to talk about the issues he had to deal with from players and their families all the time. From what he said, if this nutcase really believes "...steal the ball, don't pass, is far from how my culture plays ball..." then she's literally never watched Latino kids play soccer, ever. And it wasn't just kids being kids, it was parents encouraging kids to ignore their coaches and play that way.

Posted by: AndyN at September 14, 2015 01:04 PM (rbmSn)

181 Good points up above; the last time these folks had a Nation, they were attacking everyone around them and cutting people's hearts out on top of some rocks.

Boy that's a culture I want to emulate.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 14, 2015 01:04 PM (x3GpS)

182 Probably been noted: Nixon's career was destroyed by, what, 20 minutes of missing tape? And Hillsy is trying to skate on 5 months of email.

BTW, if David Brock's ass was on fire, I wouldn't piss on it.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 14, 2015 01:04 PM (5buP8)

183 So, I guess a hummer is out of the question?

Posted by: USA at September 14, 2015 01:04 PM (tfM+W)

184 Sorry no hablo stupeedo.

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at September 14, 2015 01:04 PM (k8tEg)

185 is that why illegals don't learn english? they don't want to appropriate my language?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 14, 2015 01:04 PM (0O7c5)

186 You're never going to know what its like to not be able to your own[sic]
heritage sport comfortably because of your gender/race/ethnicity.


Has anyone pointed out to this ignorant piece of offal that the current world champions are Germans and Americans?

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at September 14, 2015 01:04 PM (rHXGG)

187 And does anyone wonder why your average American is ready to deport everyone and piss on the skulls of the SJWs.


These fools have pushed too far, too fast. Reap the whirlwind mother fuckers.


and don't send your kids to these psycho colleges.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 14, 2015 01:04 PM (W7w/T)

188 I understand why the chick is upset. It would be like a deaf person telling a knock knock joke.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 14, 2015 01:05 PM (fFIVI)

189 that is a weird complaint by her re: not passing, being too physical while playing soccer using White Male Privilege.

I mean where does that come from?!?! her sucking, I guess

Posted by: UppityOrchid at September 14, 2015 01:05 PM (Vz7fy)

190
The evil, white coed who invited her to play the Nazi version of futbol is almost as racist as Trump himself.





Posted by: Trump Super-Fan at September 14, 2015 01:05 PM (l2dSQ)

191 >>>They are actively, and perhaps deliberately, training normal-functioning
young people to be mentally incompetent neurotics, phobics, hysterics,
and outright maniacs.
.
.
.They are setting these kids up for big time failure. It will hit them the first time they try some of that attitude in the real world.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 14, 2015 01:05 PM (iONHu)

192 Trade-school for the win.

Or possibly one of the military schools.


I attended both and heartily recommend them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 14, 2015 01:05 PM (LUgeY)

193 I am now officially scared shitless at the prospect of sending my boys to college. They are healthy, athletic and smart pre-teens. You can see the problem here already.

Convert to the LDS religion and send them to BYU. None of that crap there.

There are a handful of other Unis that are possibilities, but the number is shrinking by the day.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2015 01:05 PM (jhqr1)

194
How the conversation would go if *I* was the kid at Oberline.


ME: Hey, that talk looks pretty great, but on the off chance you aren't going or would rather play futbol instead the club team wants to go!!

HER: 1. Your (sic) not latino, call it soccer. You dont play futbol. Futbol is played with people (LATINO) who know how to engage in community soccer, as somebody who grew up on the cancha (soccer field) I know what playing futbol is, and the way you take up space, steal the ball, don't pass, is far from how my culture plays ball.
2. I'm not playing intramural once again this semester because you and your cis-dude, non passing the ball, stealing the ball from beginners, spanish-mocking, white cohort has ruined it (for the second time). Unless I find another team you wont be seeing me.

3. I don't care if this email is over the top or mean. So complain to whatever white friends you want about it. Youre never going to know what its like to not be able to your own heritage sport comfortably because of your gender/race/ethnicity.


ME: So.... an after futbol blowjob is totally out of the question???

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2015 01:05 PM (8XRCm)

195 I have seen "Futbol" played on the fields of rural Honduras... yeah it involves lots of stealing and not passing.

I love that she's all "stop appropriating me, also I'm a beginner."

Posted by: tsrblke (Tablet) at September 14, 2015 01:06 PM (U8W/7)

196 traditionally soccer was played with heads....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 14, 2015 01:06 PM (0O7c5)

197 How come Caitlyn Jenner isn't being hounded for gender appropriation?

Posted by: MTF at September 14, 2015 01:06 PM (TxJGV)

198 Whoa bitch, just wanted a little of that taco.

Posted by: wth at September 14, 2015 01:06 PM (wAQA5)

199 And BTW, honey, Spanish is mostly adapted from Latin. You know those dead WHITE imperialists?

Whose appropriating who?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 14, 2015 01:06 PM (x3GpS)

200 Her screaming at the guy like a raving lunatic is an Act of Love....

Posted by: JEB!!! at September 14, 2015 01:07 PM (B+WNb)

201 >>If you have male children seriously consider steering them towards education beyond high school that is trade oriented and not Lib Arts or Big-Ass State U's.

Ugh, we're already worried about it and it's 5+ years off...We were thinking someplace like Northeastern where they have semester-long internships which get the kid off campus and accumulating decent work experience.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2015 01:07 PM (NOIQH)

202 That powerhouse intellectual, Helen Mirren thinks men putting their arms around women is rapey: "looks like they own them..."

She's a foul-mouthed leather bag.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 14, 2015 01:07 PM (5buP8)

203 So the world really is making me crazy!

And all this time I thought it was me!

Posted by: Karl Bogendegia at September 14, 2015 01:07 PM (CteRs)

204 Good thing he didn't invite her to go to Taco Bell.

Posted by: USA

There's one right next to Perra Loco.

Posted by: White Cohort at September 14, 2015 01:07 PM (2oWD2)

205 Thank God I'm of Scottish descent, so I can play golf guilt-free.

Posted by: Average Jen


No, no, no. Bullroarer Took invented golf.

Posted by: wrg500 at September 14, 2015 01:07 PM (sgrzZ)

206 I think I know this chick.

Had to sit through a similar scene at a Xmas party. Latina chick got a card with a chihuahua on it. She freaked.

Only, she has a chihuahua. Brought it to the party.
And so did her friend, who have her the card.

Posted by: Garrett at September 14, 2015 01:07 PM (sNXsU)

207 re me at 148: ok, I should have known others had already made the point.

"3. I don't care if this email is over the top or mean. So complain to whatever white friends you want about it."

I'd like to know what his Hispanics pals said about her comments. I'd bet it would include a word that rhymes with 'reach'. Unless she's implying he's not allowed to complain to his non-white friends.

Posted by: mallfly at September 14, 2015 01:07 PM (qSIlh)

208 Togas, orgies, vomitoria...typical collegiate life, really.

Posted by: Insomniac


Once again for the plebes, vomitorium is an exit from a public space.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2015 01:08 PM (JmGFJ)

209 She's a foul-mouthed leather bag.

I'd still hit it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2015 01:08 PM (rwI+c)

210 History and anthropology prove over and over again that Rousseau and his noble savage is not worth the pile of bones that rest under his delusion.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2015 01:08 PM (igkah)

211 You're never going to know what its like to not be able to your own[sic]
heritage sport comfortably because of your gender/race/ethnicity.

Has anyone pointed out to this ignorant piece of offal that the current world champions are Germans and Americans?

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at September 14, 2015 01:04 PM (rHXGG)


Invented in that famous Latin nation of England, no less. Maybe she should go back to playing Jai Alai. Oh, wait, dippy broads ain't allowed to play that one.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at September 14, 2015 01:08 PM (k9qR4)

212 Who raises creatures like this?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 14, 2015 01:08 PM (l3vZN)

213 Youre never going to know what its like to not be able to your own heritage sport comfortably because of your gender/race/ethnicity.

-----

Hey. sugar tits. Soccer as we know it today started in *CHINA*

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2015 01:08 PM (8XRCm)

214 That is one steamed up hot tamale. Shoosh. Why do Presbyterian schools admit Catholics? Whats with that?

Posted by: Denor Jeb looking for your women at September 14, 2015 01:08 PM (oDCMR)

215 >>Next question, though: what chance does Oberlin think they have
of inveigling some employer into hiring her at graduation day?



She'll get a job at La Raza or the federal government.
===========
Also, people like her get jobs in H.R. (for diversity quotas) and in the administration of education.

It's a fucked-up system--the parasites invite in and encourage more parasites--and blame the host as shit keeps getting worse.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 14, 2015 01:09 PM (ZvKdv)

216 That powerhouse intellectual, Helen Mirren thinks men putting their arms around women is rapey: "looks like they own them..."

Helen Mirren doesn't hug back?

She's a crappy hugger.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 14, 2015 01:09 PM (jhqr1)

217 I resent any of you non-Germanic morons drinking beer. And micro-breweries? Macro-aggression.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2015 01:09 PM (OGm46)

218 I am sure this story will make all the MSM reports.


http://tinyurl.com/npm2zbc

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 14, 2015 01:09 PM (0FSuD)

219 She really stuck her fut in her... Spanish mouth hole!

Posted by: White Cohort at September 14, 2015 01:09 PM (2oWD2)

220 See? This is why I never watch or read any news source, pay attention to other peoples opinions, or generally give a fcuck what others think. For me, this hq moron crowd is about the only folks, other than my family (some), church (most), or Texans, I care to be around. If I have offended anyone else, well, they can just kiss my ass.

Posted by: Eromero at September 14, 2015 01:09 PM (go5uR)

221 Wait wait - "Keep my heritage language out of your mouth?"

Okay, I have something to put in your mouth, then.

Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2015 01:09 PM (2Ocf1)

222 @165
That sounds like triple the odds of a "rape" charge.

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at September 14, 2015 01:09 PM (k8tEg)

223 Who raises creatures like this?


Harpies. Most of my friends - liberal 40ish 50ish wimmen

Posted by: UppityOrchid at September 14, 2015 01:09 PM (Vz7fy)

224 205 Thank God I'm of Scottish descent, so I can play golf guilt-free.

Posted by: Average Jen

Man up: Grab a caber and toss!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 14, 2015 01:09 PM (5buP8)

225 So as not to microaggress, I steadfastly refuse to learn Spanish.


Instead, if anyone speaks Spanish around me, I glare at them suspiciously and mumble, "same to you, pal"

Posted by: Bigby's Clasped Hands at September 14, 2015 01:09 PM (3ZtZW)

226 I'm so relieved that I graduated college a few years ago, before this had reached the point it's at now.

Posted by: joe at September 14, 2015 01:09 PM (KUaJL)

227 How'd that little bitch have the f*cking nerve to complain about it IN ENGLISH?

Posted by: Van Helsing at September 14, 2015 01:10 PM (UsgHM)

228 Goodbye "BeiJING" and hello "Peking", no more "Pockeestan" etc.
********

Actually, Bejing is pronounced something like Beyy-TZING in Chinese.

I know this because I have a Chinese coworker and tried for months to say it correctly during the Olympics. It became a running joke.

Posted by: Warden at September 14, 2015 01:10 PM (wHAYQ)

229 "...never going to know what its like to not be able to your own heritage sport comfortably..."

My ancestry is from the British Isles and I am fairly certain that they play "football" over there.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Autumnal Enormities have Arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at September 14, 2015 01:10 PM (hLRSq)

230 >>> Good points up above; the last time these folks had a Nation, they were attacking everyone around them and cutting people's hearts out on top of some rocks. Boy that's a culture I want to emulate.

The Noble Savage myth was invented by whitey. Do not think this chica will appreciate that inconvenient truth.

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2015 01:10 PM (hvf9s)

231 Helen Mirren jumping on the Dead West grievance wagon... ironic since the harpy has pedalled her naked ass in movies for forty years, even continuing to do so when her expiration date was long past ... see "Calendar Girls" for some awesome sag...

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2015 01:10 PM (sdxPm)

232 Who raises creatures like this?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 14, 2015 01:08 PM (l3vZN)



When you keep getting in the way of Darwin, don't be surprised what manages to survive!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 14, 2015 01:10 PM (ftVQq)

233 Who raises creatures like this?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat

Ahem...

Posted by: A Village at September 14, 2015 01:10 PM (2oWD2)

234 So the midnight vuvuzela serenade at the sorority house is out then?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2015 01:10 PM (8ZskC)

235 Criminy, a white cis-gendered American male using the word Futbol is almost.....genocide.

And fundamentally, these perpetually angry nimrods want to tear down EVERYTHING, and this penchant for seeing microaggression in simple discussions is a symptom of their deeper mental illness and the philosophical danger they pose to us all.

And why would any near-normal human being want to attend Oberlin College? It's expensive and frankly not at all outstanding academically. It must be for some perceived cultural cachet associated with it.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at September 14, 2015 01:10 PM (RFeQD)

236 I still wonder though how pervasive this shit is. I know we read these crazy stories all the time. But I have a feeling it's still the lunatic fringe who acts like this....kind of like a lunatic fringe within the lunatic fringe (which is Oberlin).

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 14, 2015 01:10 PM (0LHZx)

237 32 Barrel hell. Minx stinx. Shitty Medieval blogging software. This shit just makes conservatives look stupid.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 14, 2015 12:45 PM (+eVpX)

So miss Jenner-Fer, when, exactly, are you gonna have your pee-pee whacked?

Posted by: Bob Dole at September 14, 2015 01:10 PM (+S3j7)

238 normal people need to shame this shit.

Also, nice guest you are.

Democrats' Invasion USA strategy bears fruit.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at September 14, 2015 01:10 PM (ariQ4)

239 @228 You have a promising career at NPR.

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at September 14, 2015 01:10 PM (k8tEg)

240 So those of us of Germanic stock, we shall start demanding you non-Germans cease and desist using our tree in your pagan holiday.... Hail Odin!

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2015 01:11 PM (igkah)

241 And after the futbol match we can take a siesta IYKWIM

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2015 01:11 PM (JO9+V)

242 Hey, chica! Stop appropriating universities, which were invented by pasty Europeans!

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 14, 2015 01:11 PM (/Ho8c)

243 Probably been noted: Nixon's career was destroyed by, what, 20 minutes of missing tape? And Hillsy is trying to skate on 5 months of email.

Jimmy Fallon is going to be tonguing interviewing her on Wednesday. I'd have given a million dollars for Trump to have handed him kneepads and a bottle of mouthwash: "you're gonna need these."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 14, 2015 01:11 PM (zF6Iw)

244
Quidditch was officially named a club sport at Oberlin this semester in a move reflecting the growing number of participants on campus. The team now has a full-fledged budget and travels to events as far away as West Virginia.

Oberlin's chapter functions as an all-gender-inclusive team. Martin said. "Whenever I do want to play sports, people are like, You're female presenting, so we're not going to take you seriously, which isn't true when you play quidditch."

tinyurl.com/nfzctgw
www.facebook.com/oberlinquidditch


Sorry, but we have no intention of taking you seriously at all.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 14, 2015 01:11 PM (kdS6q)

245 How long is the middle class going to go along with the college scam?

Bernie Madoff and every white collar swindler combined never ruined as many retirements as higher education debt.

I'm almost wondering if conservatives should sit on our hands and let the tuition increases keep shooting upward until the whole thing collapses.

Posted by: Coolio at September 14, 2015 01:11 PM (tIPkE)

246 So as not to microaggress, I steadfastly refuse to learn Spanish.


What's the word on Esperanto? Is it still okay?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2015 01:11 PM (8ZskC)

247 Peddled not pedalled.

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2015 01:12 PM (sdxPm)

248 She should marry "Paolo" and move to Jeb's house.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 14, 2015 01:12 PM (+eVpX)

249 I believe the Mexicans still owe us one (1) Alamo, repaired and in like-new condition.

After that old injury is remedied, we can talk "acts of love" all day long.

Posted by: MTF at September 14, 2015 01:12 PM (TxJGV)

250 Post Racial!

Posted by: President Obama at September 14, 2015 01:12 PM (13/PI)

251 you know what else? These weirdo POC's and self-annihilating white people (cuckservs?) are about a year or so from carrying little books through streets for Americas' own Great Leap Forward.

Legacy Americans should've been more serious about the border because the replacement ones are crazy.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at September 14, 2015 01:12 PM (ariQ4)

252 We are training a cohort of hyper-sensitive perpetual juveniles. This is going to turn out well.


Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 14, 2015 12:43 PM (/Ho8c)



The pharmaceutical industry looks forward to the graduation ceremonies: "Here's your diploma and your prescription for lithium and Xanax."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Autumnal Enormities have Arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at September 14, 2015 01:12 PM (hLRSq)

253 They are forcing us into Tribes...

Be careful what you wish for... there is this really big group of WHITE people who don't seem to use that as a tribal identity, although you are FORCING that exact identity onto them.

Posted by: BB Wolf at September 14, 2015 01:12 PM (qh617)

254 126 instead of using the decapitated head of one's enemy?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 14, 2015 12:56 PM (IN7k+)

I think you are thinking of ISIS.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2015 12:57 PM (+YMhA)

++++

No:

The Brutal and Bloody History of the Mesoamerican Ball Game, Where Sometimes Loss Was Death
There are even some depictions of ball players playing with the heads of the losers in place of a ball.
http://tinyurl.com/o34mxsx

Mesoamerican ballgame
Decapitation is particularly associated with the ballgame-severed heads are featured in much Late Classic ballgame art and appear repeatedly in the Popol Vuh. There has even been speculation that the heads and skulls were used as balls.[57]
57. Schele and Miller, who state that "occasionally [sacrificial victims'] decapitated heads (sic) were placed in play", p. 243.

http://tinyurl.com/8rafttv

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 14, 2015 01:13 PM (IN7k+)

255 Experiments have shown that they made a vertical slice on the abd below the rib cage, put their arm inside and yanked the hearts out. Otherwise, it would take too long to offer a thousand or more hearts.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 01:13 PM (iQIUe)

256 In Spanish, casa, home, is feminine and trabajo,work, is masculine.

Why?

Spanish is racist.

Hey chica, you cover this in Ethnic Studies yet?

Posted by: PJ at September 14, 2015 01:13 PM (cHuNI)

257 232 Who raises creatures like this?



Liberal Arts Departments.

Posted by: Garrett at September 14, 2015 01:13 PM (sNXsU)

258 What the actual f**k is "female presenting"? Like, as in, "I present to you this female?"

I don't know this world anymore.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 14, 2015 01:13 PM (/Ho8c)

259 How can one play quidditch without a flying broom?

Posted by: Karl Bogendegia at September 14, 2015 01:13 PM (CteRs)

260 That white fucker should stick to his "own" language....which means English! Even if you are white and from Spain or Italy, (you know since European is fucking white) you should only speak fucking English. Also never ever call fucking soccer futbol or football, not to avoid offending anyone just because it's fucking sissy ass socer and no one with any balls wants to get that confused with fucking football. If you are talking about football you better be talking about scoring a touchdown or how bad the patriots cheat. If you want to play soccer move your pansy ass to Europe with all the other sissies.

Posted by: SomeSay the Strawmarian at September 14, 2015 01:13 PM (aus0J)

261 I saw a bunch of Villanova kids playing Quidditch the other day

Altho I can't tease them too much as I was going to a field hockey game . .

which btw we whiteys stole from South Asians playing cricket . . . so wait . . . who's allowed to play that then? Only South Asians who live in England?

Posted by: UppityOrchid at September 14, 2015 01:13 PM (Vz7fy)

262 I understand a bit of Spanish. I can even speak and read some but I usually don't reveal that to casually met Hispanics.

I like to eavesdrop on their conversation particularly if it concerns me.

They are so arrogant they think no White person ever could learn Spanish and will say the most nasty things about them in Spanish to each other.

It's petty and childish and that about sums up the whole group. (talk about stereotypes but it happens A LOT)

The only things they have going for them are the acquiescence of other people and their numbers. Which is what the invasion is all about. Both here and in Europe.

Somehow they think that they can take over the country and everything will stay the same only they will be on top.

Sadly they've failed more than once to build and maintain a Nation and it's just possible that they're culture is not one that is amenable to maintaining a free and expanding country. History has proven that so far.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 14, 2015 01:13 PM (x3GpS)

263 Do Latinos still play soccer with the severed heads of enemy tribes? It seems like of you want to play culturally authentic FUTBOL you have to go with the heads.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2015 01:13 PM (8ZskC)

264 "Futbol is played with people (LATINO) who know how to engage in
community soccer, as somebody who grew up on the cancha (soccer field) I
know what playing futbol is, and the way you take up space, steal the
ball, don't pass, is far from how my culture plays ball."
------------



And since your culture almost uniformly produces backwards shitholes, perhaps you should learn the American way.

Posted by: irright at September 14, 2015 01:14 PM (zxnPQ)

265 259 How can one play quidditch without a flying broom?


having watched some college kids "playing" it, it looks about as ridiculous as you'd expect.

Posted by: UppityOrchid at September 14, 2015 01:14 PM (Vz7fy)

266 I am glad I am not going to Oktoberfest this year.



Sounds like Munich will be full of Arab assholes sleeping all over.



Something tells me a bunch of drunk Krauts are not going to put up with any towel heads telling them not to drink. Just a guess.

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 14, 2015 01:14 PM (0FSuD)

267 So we saying "toot sweet" is a microagression?

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 14, 2015 01:14 PM (vgIRn)

268 Strike the "we."

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 14, 2015 01:15 PM (vgIRn)

269 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 14, 2015 01:11 PM (kdS6q)

...
...
...

I want to know how they get the brooms to fly.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 14, 2015 01:15 PM (kff5f)

270 I feel violated

Posted by: Liberal wussy at September 14, 2015 01:15 PM (0eidE)

271 263 Uh, how does that work with participation trophies?

Posted by: Weasel at September 14, 2015 01:15 PM (6xtq3)

272 The fact that this guy wanted to play soccer - AND that he wanted to play soccer with girls - says a lot about this guy ... nothing good.
[...]
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 14, 2015 12:52 PM (zc3Db)


Never underestimate what a guy is willing to do for pussy.

Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at September 14, 2015 01:15 PM (wKcQA)

273 Cultural progressivism is a movement to normalize mental illness.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 14, 2015 01:15 PM (OiH3z)

274 As for beer, Egypt even has a story where it saved humanity. Sekhmet, the lioness goddess, was punishing humanity. Well she got carried away and the other Egyptian gods got worried as more and more followers fell victim to her. So they brewed up a really huge vat of beer that they colored like human blood. So next day dawns and Sekhmet gets ready to keep devouring humans when she is lead to this giant field covered in what looks like a sea of blood. So she starts consuming it, gets way wasted, passes out, and next morning had no urge to eat any more humans. Thus humanity was saved by beer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2015 01:15 PM (igkah)

275 Being a Marine I am incapable of "micro-aggression" so let me just say Qué maldita vaina, coñazo & get your dumb non-assimilating cult out of a University and get a fucking job then maybe you'll release what the fuck is important in this life you Pendejo.

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at September 14, 2015 01:15 PM (BnoMJ)

276
Ummm..... scuse me miss snotty bitch.


Wouldnt you be "Latina" not "Latino" ????


Not that I speak spanish or anything tho.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2015 01:15 PM (8XRCm)

277 The white guy should have responded with "why would you want to appropriate the language of the Spanish conquistadors (white Europeans) who enslaved, murdered, and conquered your ancestors? Even today Spain is a Lilly white European country, so your "Hispanic" heritage group meeting is basically reinforcing your subjugation....but what do I know enjoy! "

Posted by: SomeSay the Strawmarian at September 14, 2015 01:15 PM (aus0J)

278 Do Latinos still play soccer with the severed heads of enemy tribes? It seems like of you want to play culturally authentic FUTBOL you have to go with the heads.

So, she doesn't give head.

Posted by: wrg500 at September 14, 2015 01:16 PM (sgrzZ)

279 Never underestimate what a guy is willing to do for pussy.
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at September 14, 2015 01:15 PM (wKcQA)

amen

Posted by: the real ch3 at September 14, 2015 01:16 PM (IG5KL)

280 Hasta manana, baby!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2015 01:16 PM (JO9+V)

281 Is it me, or should this thread have at least one Lemon Pledge joke?

Posted by: Garrett at September 14, 2015 01:17 PM (sNXsU)

282 I wonder how this pendeja considers Taco Tuesday.

Posted by: Bill H at September 14, 2015 01:17 PM (Baojj)

283 Are they this fucked up before they arrive at College?


Or is this a by-product of the College experience?


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2015 01:17 PM (VPLuQ)

284 It's worth clicking through and reading her orignal rant. (Alas, no name attaches so we'll never know if she's caliente).

It's hard to follow the formatting but she intercuts her rant with his response and her comments. This is Oberlin, even the guy is a white cis-dude he's been indoctrinated.

So he tries for cred talking about his Costa Rica-born father and his latino godfamily (she says don't brag about having brown friends), he mentions the volunteer work he's done in Zimbabwe.

Yeah, she calls him racist for that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2015 01:17 PM (JtwS4)

285 wise latina, my asshole.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at September 14, 2015 01:17 PM (ariQ4)

286 I sure love some soccer and Champions league and not football. But didn't the British invent soccer and not futbol?

Posted by: Liberal wussy at September 14, 2015 01:17 PM (0eidE)

287 It's Latino Heritage Month, your (sic) telling people not to come to the talk, but want to use our language?

...she typed in English without a trace of irony.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 14, 2015 01:17 PM (oVJmc)

288 I'd tell her to make me a sammich, but unless she uses handmade tortillas to make it for me, she'd have to appropriate Western European culture to do it.

Maybe if I told her to bring me a cerveza instead...

Posted by: Qoheleth at September 14, 2015 01:17 PM (iIzG7)

289 Also... doesn't quiddich require two members on each team who are literally allowed to beat the other team senseless?



I dunno, something tells me they're not actually playing quiddich, but have stolen an IP-able name from a famous author without payment or attribution and are using that for some *other* sport which probably looks quite ridiculous and has all the fan-appeal of Calvin-ball.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 14, 2015 01:18 PM (kff5f)

290 Of course we could ask this Latina what does she think of the 1969 Soccer War between El Salvador and Honduras.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2015 01:18 PM (igkah)

291 Are they this fucked up before they arrive at College?


Or is this a by-product of the College experience?


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2015 01:17 PM (VPLuQ)

----

.... yes...

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2015 01:18 PM (8XRCm)

292 Yeah, just a few days ago I saw an editorial by someone, I think Megan McCardle, complaining about micro aggressions, but defining them as that stuff that used to be rude but tolerated.

That's a justification for microagressions; in reality, they're more that Sarah Hoyt described as completely random, you can't step there, for some incomprehensible reason, and the reasons change by the second.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 14, 2015 01:18 PM (2lndx)

293 That settles it. I have to learn some really filthy Spanish cursing.

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at September 14, 2015 01:18 PM (k8tEg)

294 What's funny is that "Latino" is a term borrowed (dare I say "stolen"?) from a smallish tribe in what is now central Italy. The Latini eventually founded Rome. More funny is that archaeologists have confirmed that they had absolutely no use for burros, serapes or giant hats with dingleballs hanging from the brim.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2015 01:18 PM (8ZskC)

295 "which btw we whiteys stole [field hockey] from South Asians playing cricket"

uhm, no. We stole field hockey from native americans when the French named it 'lacrosse'.

Posted by: Karl Bogendegia at September 14, 2015 01:18 PM (CteRs)

296 I believe the Mexicans still owe us one (1) Alamo, repaired and in like-new condition.



After that old injury is remedied, we can talk "acts of love" all day long.
==========
I've a brother-in-law. Solid Republican. Born in Mexico.

Hates the Alamo. Some BS about how the Texans stole Texas from Mexico. Like we were the invaders or something.

Yeah, none of it makes sense to me either.

I'm going to get him drunk here over the holidays, while drinking his Mexican tequilas, and see if I can rile him up again.


Posted by: RoyalOil at September 14, 2015 01:19 PM (ZvKdv)

297 265
259 How can one play quidditch without a flying broom?





having watched some college kids "playing" it, it looks about as ridiculous as you'd expect.

Posted by: UppityOrchid at September 14, 2015 01:14 PM (Vz7fy)


I'm really, really hoping that they run around with the broom between their legs pretending like their flying. Please say it's so.

Posted by: DFCtomm at September 14, 2015 01:19 PM (13/PI)

298 So - I'm guessing the dude didn't get the el blow job-o.

Posted by: Weasel at September 14, 2015 01:02 PM (6xtq3)

Would you put your dick in that mouth?
No Thank You!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 14, 2015 01:19 PM (x3GpS)

299
That is one steamed up hot tamale. Shoosh.
......................

He scared the baby cheeses out of me.

Posted by: Sofia Vergara at September 14, 2015 01:19 PM (wAQA5)

300 My girl ain't allowed to play sports. She ain't touchin' no balls but mine.

Posted by: Ike Turner at September 14, 2015 01:19 PM (Ui7Rt)

301 I do have to agree with this crazy latina on one point - the fact that this pussy used "futbol" certainly does indicate something very bad - that he is a second-rate, America-hating, pretentious douchebag. They really deserve each other. It would be a nice relationship until she cuts his dick off one night and throws it in a field.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 14, 2015 01:19 PM (zc3Db)

302 63 Do we get pics of the Loco Latina chick?
*is it loca?
Posted by: Chi at September 14, 2015 12:49 PM (ybmra)


Good point. With that level of crazy she must be smokin' hot.

Posted by: rickl at September 14, 2015 01:20 PM (zoehZ)

303 no lacrosse isn't the same as field hockey?

they're two different sports

and field hockey was invented in India when a cricket match was rained out . . . long story just trust me

I know my hockey Karl

Posted by: UppityOrchid at September 14, 2015 01:20 PM (Vz7fy)

304 Sounds like it was her time of the month. Or as she might not say, her cousin Rosarita was visiting.

Posted by: mierda de retardado at September 14, 2015 01:20 PM (hgBpU)

305
Ummm..... scuse me miss snotty bitch. Wouldnt you be "Latina" not "Latino" ????
Posted by: fixerupper




Actually, I've seen a "gender neutral" variant of latino/a in use in the wild.

One was something like Latinx, and the other was -- really for trulies -- Latin@

Latin@ being the trans inclusive one.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 14, 2015 01:20 PM (kdS6q)

306 How long is the middle class going to go along with the college scam?



Posted by: Coolio


Libs know they can't compete with a competent, not crazy as a shithouse rat, job applicant so they trying to weed out the white guys by running them out of the universities to make their odds better.

Posted by: Dang at September 14, 2015 01:20 PM (2oWD2)

307 299
That is one steamed up hot tamale. Shoosh.
......................

He scared the baby cheeses out of me.
Posted by: Sofia Vergara at September 14, 2015 01:19 PM (wAQA5)

You stop that right now. That's nacho culture!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2015 01:20 PM (2Ojst)

308 Never underestimate what a guy is willing to do for pussy.
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at September 14, 2015 01:15 PM (wKcQA)

Yes, I went to the Bata Shoe museum in Toronto in the effort.

Posted by: wrg500 at September 14, 2015 01:21 PM (sgrzZ)

309 So, the guy who murdered the KY trooper is from the town next to Ferguson and attended the riots there. What a shock!

Some white bitch was cheering the murder of the trooper. What a nasty excuse for a human being They are often these white housewives. No wonder these thugs find them so easily to manipulate.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 01:21 PM (iQIUe)

310 >>> Strike the "we."



OW!

Posted by: Bigby's Clasped Hands at September 14, 2015 01:21 PM (3ZtZW)

311 >>> That powerhouse intellectual, Helen Mirren thinks men putting their arms around women is rapey: "looks like they own them..." She's a foul-mouthed leather bag.Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 14, 2015 01:07 PM (5buP

Aww, she's a dotty leftist but I still like her.

Saw the National Theatre Live's encore performance of The Audience this weekend; plays Elizabeth II from the age of 24 into her eighties. She was wonderful, deserves her Olivier and Tony. There was a Q&A with her after the play. Apparently the Clintons came to watch the show on Broadway.

Shocking: Bill Clinton was alone with her in her dressing room and did not take the opportunity to cop a feel. He is slipping! Not so shocking: Hillary was late, she came separate. They waited and finally could late no longer for her and started the show. She snuck in later after it started. Tsk tsk horrible theatre etiquette form her; why am I not surprised.

I found it fascinating that the play (written by a leftist I presume) has one scene between Elizabeth and Thatcher, the two most powerful women in Britain, and of course resorted into turning it into a catfight between the two. *eyeroll* I thought lefties hated that stereotype? Trying to decide if is a case of Thatcher Derangement Sydrome or not.

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2015 01:21 PM (hvf9s)

312 (reads news)

(remembers why he stopped reading news for a week)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 14, 2015 01:21 PM (bLnSU)

313 Actually, I've seen a "gender neutral" variant of latino/a in use in the wild.

Latin-xe?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2015 01:21 PM (JtwS4)

314 Are they this fucked up before they arrive at College?
Or is this a by-product of the College experience?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2015 01:17 PM (VPLuQ)

It's gotta start earlier, plus they're some pretty bitchy latinas. Pablo Francisco can explain all of this.

Posted by: Liberal wussy at September 14, 2015 01:21 PM (0eidE)

315
Don't worry men, I hung me many a Mescan for horse thievery, cow rustlin', and on general principal for bein' assholes.

Posted by: Judge Roy Bean, Law West of the Pecos at September 14, 2015 01:21 PM (OiFtZ)

316 This girl needs some dick.

Posted by: SomeSay the Strawmarian at September 14, 2015 01:21 PM (aus0J)

317 Quidditch was officially named a club sport at Oberlin this semester in a move reflecting the growing number of participants on campus.

I have no problem with this. If the school is going to fund things, better to fund things people enjoy than things that make people cringe and hide in the corner, afraid to speak.

If mudblood quidditch has staying power, great. If not, it will fade away.

If this is like the funding for clubs like RPG clubs when I went to college, Oberlin has some sort of bar that must be met, involving the club reaching a level of popularity. The real problem is when they suspend those rules in order to fund the finger nannies because social justice.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 14, 2015 01:21 PM (2lndx)

318 I'm really, really hoping that they run around with the broom between their legs pretending like their flying. Please say it's so.


yes.

and wearing those dorky robes

it was AMAZING

but again, my daughter plays field hockey (on, and lacrosse WHICH IS A DIFFERENT SPORT ENTIRELY) so I don't really have room to tease the Quiddichers too much

Posted by: UppityOrchid at September 14, 2015 01:22 PM (Vz7fy)

319 That settles it. I have to learn some really filthy Spanish cursing.

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at September 14, 2015 01:18 PM (k8tEg)

I believe the appropriate term for this case would be puta

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 14, 2015 01:22 PM (wtvvX)

320 The guy was obviously trying to get laid. However, it's pretty apparent that the last time he played soccer with her, he and his buddies didn't pass the ball enough.

Let this be lesson.

If you want a Latina to lick your hot sweaty balls after the game, make an effort to include her while you're playing.

This is pretty basic stuff, guys.

Posted by: jwest at September 14, 2015 01:22 PM (Zs4uk)

321 Never underestimate what a guy is willing to do for pussy.
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at September 14, 2015 01:15 PM (wKcQA)

Yes, I went to the Bata Shoe museum in Toronto in the effort.



I have seen both "The Notebook" and "Message in a Bottle".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2015 01:22 PM (JtwS4)

322 Some BS about how the Texans stole Texas from Mexico. Like we were the invaders or something.


----

Oh FFS. Remind him that Santa Anna's predecessor invited and encouraged Anglo migration to Texas.

Santa Anna reneged (can I use a French term here???) ..... reneged on the deal and started slaughtering Anglos trying to force them back out of Texas.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2015 01:22 PM (8XRCm)

323 My girl don't wear Nikes, cause she ain't about to just do shit.

Posted by: Ike Turner at September 14, 2015 01:22 PM (Ui7Rt)

324 >>That's a justification for microagressions; in reality, they're more that Sarah Hoyt described as completely random, you can't step there, for some incomprehensible reason, and the reasons change by the second.


Yes, this!

Dude was trying to be all culturally sensitive and she just went off on him.
Last week she probably would have been pissed if he called it "soccer", earning him a lecture on how stupid Americans are for not calling it "football" like the rest of the world because of their own idiotic American football is just violent men blah blah blah....

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2015 01:22 PM (NOIQH)

325 Yes, I went to the Bata Shoe museum in Toronto in the effort.
Posted by: wrg500 at September 14, 2015 01:21 PM (sgrzZ)


If you showed enough sole, pumps might follow.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2015 01:22 PM (8ZskC)

326
They are forcing us into Tribes...



Be careful what you wish for... there is this really big group of
WHITE people who don't seem to use that as a tribal identity, although
you are FORCING that exact identity onto them.
=========
They want us to keep playing by the rules of "we're all human and equal."

Meanwhile--#BlackLivesMatter.

I do not like this.

Not one fucking bit.

It ain't my game but I know damned good and well there are huge chunks of people who will play.

Tribalism equals a shitty country, a shitty life and a shitty future. And that's the positive side.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 14, 2015 01:23 PM (ZvKdv)

327 On the one hand I hate that these special ones getting any media attention at all, and on the other hand think that their lunacy should be broadcasted so that they may receive the shaming that they so deserve.

Posted by: Cheri at September 14, 2015 01:23 PM (oiNtH)

328 Some people just need a slap

Posted by: Trump at September 14, 2015 01:23 PM (GSJcT)

329
Example:

The University of Wisconsin uses it this way in the official name for its Department of Latin@ and Chican@ Studies.

OK, but how would you actually say it aloud?

"Well, this is where things get complicated," Prof. Chavez said. "Most people end up just saying Chicano and Chicana." Others, she says, prefer to make an "ow" sound, like "cow." But, she admits, there's no real consensus on this.

http://tinyurl.com/o9dvxu6

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 14, 2015 01:23 PM (kdS6q)

330 I don't really have room to tease the Quiddichers too much

Posted by: UppityOrchid at September 14, 2015 01:22 PM (Vz7fy)


That's okay, the rest of us will do it for you.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 14, 2015 01:23 PM (kff5f)

331
Latin@ being the trans inclusive one.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix


Good Lord. Total insanity.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 14, 2015 01:23 PM (/Ho8c)

332 @ 298 - So - I'm guessing the dude didn't get the el blow job-o.

Reminds me of an apocryphal story I read about one time where Lyndon Baines Johnson used to have Mexican prostitutes hired in for "entertainment" on Air Force One. Apparently, he did it so often, the prostitutes gave him the nickname "El BJ."

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at September 14, 2015 01:23 PM (S32rP)

333 How can one play quidditch without a flying broom?

Posted by: Karl Bogendegia at September 14, 2015 01:13 PM (CteRs)


You run around with one between your legs like a bunch of four-year-olds in their cardboard box "Romper Room" cars.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Autumnal Enormities have Arrived at the Outrage Outlet! at September 14, 2015 01:23 PM (hLRSq)

334 I worked in a restaurant years ago, and the Greek short order cook could always infuriate the two Nicaraguans who worked in the kitchen by calling them 'Mexicans'. Maybe Ms Futbal can explain that.

Posted by: mallfly at September 14, 2015 01:24 PM (qSIlh)

335 Well, if you've ever been to Chichen Itza, the ballfield there has quite obvious frescoes showing what happens to the losers.

And this would not be some "Latino" heritage thing, it would be a Mayan Indian thing. The Mayans were pretty harshly treated (and their descendants still are, to a degree) by the Spanish heritage Mexicans (who own most of the country and run things). Why do you think these people come North looking for work? It's not the Spanish descendants in Mexico that come North, primarily.

I'm sure that this unpleasant young woman at Oberlin is probably of mostly Spanish heritage, which has frankly brutally over-ridden the indigenous culture that existed there previously.

Not that I really care, but she sounds like the typical upper class Spanish that rule Mexico; a frankly arrogant POS.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at September 14, 2015 01:24 PM (RFeQD)

336 I just keep having this mental image of some snowflake running up to mommy, and crying "'He Called Me A Name!!!!".

Third World children don't have time to worry about Micro-Aggressions.

Or simply finding/catching/stealing enough food to not starve to death this week.

They worry more about Bokko Harem capturing and /raping enslaving their asses.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2015 01:24 PM (VPLuQ)

337 "I know my hockey Karl"
Posted by: UppityOrchid at September 14, 2015 01:20 PM

Ok, next you will tell me that Rugby is different from football. (US football)

Posted by: Karl Bogendegia at September 14, 2015 01:24 PM (CteRs)

338 My son and I stopped at Oberlin College while we were heading back from Detroit last year. '67 El Camino with glass packs and VMI front plates caused a distortion in the field, but I noticed that the lib girls still turned an eye in his direction when he pulled in.



Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 14, 2015 01:24 PM (l3vZN)

339 Yeah, that BBC guy Mars also liked to spread bullshit about Liz hating Thatcher.

As to Mirren, I use to see her in all these old movies where she was buck naked sometimes thru the entire film. Saw her in a movie in 1989 or 90 where again she was naked. She just cant keep her clothes on.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 01:24 PM (iQIUe)

340 I have seen both "The Notebook" and "Message in a Bottle".

Posted by: Bandersnatch


May the lord have mercy on your soul....

Posted by: wrg500 at September 14, 2015 01:24 PM (sgrzZ)

341 I have seen both "The Notebook" and "Message in a Bottle".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2015 01:22 PM (JtwS4)

I host twilight parties and still don't get laid.

Posted by: Liberal wussy at September 14, 2015 01:24 PM (0eidE)

342 The other key to micro-aggressions is that it has nothing to do with the intent of the speaker, only the interpretation by the hearer.

You can say the most banal thing, but if lil' Latina (or whomever) decided what they really heard was something culturally insensitive then it's your fault.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2015 01:25 PM (NOIQH)

343 she's right - i dont want none of you mthafggas aprropriatin precious slovenian wiffout permission

Posted by: Ben H at September 14, 2015 01:25 PM (gJEsZ)

344 I can see how someone inviting you to play soccer with them could cause you to go batshit crazy. Last week, my mom invited me over for lunch, but she doesn't buy the same sandwich bread I like. I wanted to burn that bitch's house down.

Posted by: Hillary's alcoholic depression at September 14, 2015 01:25 PM (VRc/p)

345 when we go to your fucked up country and fuck it up and then act like you're racist for looking at us funny, then you can talk the way you just did.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at September 14, 2015 01:25 PM (ariQ4)

346 Okay just had a Biblical allegory ah-ha moment.

Humanity's technology has reached the Heavens. Now the hubris of the humans who think they know everything but understand nothing, in their attempt to cement their power by creating Balkanized enclaves that can not speak to each other since none share a common language, have created their own downfall. Because people who can not talk to each other can not keep functioning all the structures that allow them to reach Heaven.

Now that Babel is collapsing, will we now see the Whore of Babylon?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2015 01:25 PM (igkah)

347 Latin@ being the trans inclusive one.




Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix

Good Lord. Total insanity.


Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 14, 2015 01:23 PM (/Ho8c)

Fuck. This. Shit.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 14, 2015 01:25 PM (wtvvX)

348 Okay, something little missy can be proud of:


"The Maya invented something similar to golf, when they launched a ball to a ring hanging from a wall. It was not a sport at that time, but a rite where the award given to the winner athlete was his own execution as an offer for the gods."

Posted by: mierda de retardado at September 14, 2015 01:26 PM (hgBpU)

349 I have seen both "The Notebook" and "Message in a Bottle".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2015 01:22 PM (JtwS4)

That explains your previous declaration of "now half gay."

Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2015 01:26 PM (2Ojst)

350 So I'm guessing she doesn't want to hang out with the guy?

Posted by: Trump Taj Mahal at September 14, 2015 01:26 PM (6nGV8)

351 320 The guy was obviously trying to get laid. However, it's pretty apparent that the last time he played soccer with her, he and his buddies didn't pass the ball enough.

Let this be lesson.

If you want a Latina to lick your hot sweaty balls after the game, make an effort to include her while you're playing.

This is pretty basic stuff, guys.

Posted by: jwest at September 14, 2015 01:22 PM (Zs4uk)

____________

Heh. Yep. The point of playing sports with girls....isn't the sports.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 14, 2015 01:26 PM (0LHZx)

352 Plus you guys run too fast! Unfair!!!

Posted by: Oberlin Latina Whiner at September 14, 2015 01:27 PM (JO9+V)

353 "This girl needs some dick."

I hope you're not volunteering, SomeSay. That sounds like a suicide mission to me. The whole "not in crazy" maxim comes into play at this point.

Posted by: Qoheleth at September 14, 2015 01:27 PM (iIzG7)

354 The only sure way of maintaining a legion for Leftism is to make your legion insane -- incapable of rational thought, or repulsed by it (seeing it as inherently some kind of "ism.") I've thought for a long time that the larger Leftist project is to remake the human genome (through conditioning, social pressures, State coercion, or I guess cognitive therapy). They need to make people organically unfit for life -- insecure, helpless, dependent, and angry or intolerant against any influence that might restore independence and health.

Posted by: rrpjr at September 14, 2015 01:27 PM (s/yC1)

355 I recently read Conquistador by Buddy Levy. Freaking great book. Cortez almost single handedly stopped the human sacrifices of the Aztecs by, you know, killing the shit out of Aztecs. The Aztecs were actually worse than Mel Gibson's, Apocalypto depicted them.

Posted by: Dang at September 14, 2015 01:27 PM (2oWD2)

356
BG Quidditch Match Against Oberlin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDhNg-NculM

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 14, 2015 01:27 PM (kdS6q)

357 Now that Babel is collapsing, will we now see the Whore of Babylon?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2015 01:25 PM (igkah)

And how much will she charge for half and half?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2015 01:27 PM (2Ojst)

358 You glossed right over the racial aspect of this. What if a white person had said this to a black person in 1950? We all know where this is headed, even you, but keep your head buried in the sand as long as you can.

Posted by: DFCtomm at September 14, 2015 01:27 PM (13/PI)

359 The tribalism / grievance game *cannot be won*, it can only be perpetually be fought and lost.

The "not being a douchebag" game can be won, but it doesn't have that adrenaline rush hysterics crave.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 14, 2015 01:28 PM (bLnSU)

360 Example:

The University of Wisconsin uses it this way in the official name for its Department of Latin@ and Chican@ Studies.

OK, but how would you actually say it aloud?

"Well, this is where things get complicated," Prof. Chavez said. "Most people end up just saying Chicano and Chicana." Others, she says, prefer to make an "ow" sound, like "cow." But, she admits, there's no real consensus on this.

http://tinyurl.com/o9dvxu6
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 14, 2015 01:23 PM (kdS6q)


What, were they taking inspiration from Prince's wacky unpronounceable, pretentious symbol days?

Posted by: Bill H at September 14, 2015 01:28 PM (Baojj)

361 Latin@ being the trans inclusive one.

----

Is it because the "@" looks like an "a" doing a reach around???

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2015 01:28 PM (8XRCm)

362
Yeah, it happens early. The "educaters"start with the earth hugging global warming stuff real early.
Got a 7 year old who freaks out if you leave the water running while you brush your teeth. As if it is a crime. Didn't get that from home, got it from school. Thanks lunatics.
Would that you spent as much energy teaching kids how to read as you do teaching them to "save the planet".
Tell me again how you need more money for the teachersand its for the CHILLLLLDRENNNN.

Posted by: simplemind at September 14, 2015 01:28 PM (5vV+V)

363 You glossed right over the racial aspect of this. What if a white person had said this to a black person in 1950? We all know where this is headed, even you, but keep your head buried in the sand as long as you can.
Posted by: DFCtomm at September 14, 2015 01:27 PM (13/PI)

Huh?

Posted by: Liberal wussy at September 14, 2015 01:28 PM (0eidE)

364 "The Maya invented something similar to golf, when they launched a ball to a ring hanging from a wall. It was not a sport at that time, but a rite where the award given to the winner athlete was his own execution as an offer for the gods."


So then professional teams never really got off the ground, I assume.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2015 01:28 PM (8ZskC)

365 omg that is a great video LDC!!!

"do you have fairy wings on?"

- not something you typically hear during a sport

Posted by: UppityOrchid at September 14, 2015 01:29 PM (Vz7fy)

366 If she likes Latino culture then she should STFU like a good Mexican woman. She should also make me some tacos. This poor soul needs counseling, and get that doorm cleaned up like a good latina.

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 14, 2015 01:29 PM (dULJN)

367 And why would any near-normal human being want to attend Oberlin College?

Their music program is very very good, as I understand it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2015 01:29 PM (rwI+c)

368 It's not even so much the girl that I blame for this, it's the people who surround her who encourage this kind of behavior.

10-15 years ago, she would have been sent to the school shrink if she railed out a guy like that -- using, shall we say, racially charged language -- over an innocuous word like "futbol"

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 14, 2015 01:29 PM (AkOaV)

369 This just goes along with my continued theory that humanity is retarding it self into extinction.

Posted by: Drew in MO at September 14, 2015 01:29 PM (cGlgB)

370 So the fact that a Latina has been admitted to a prestigious university (or at least what once was such), without being able to distinguish between the usages of "your" and "you're", and is an ardent SJW and race fanatic into the bargain, suggests that the long search for Sonia Sotomayor's eventual replacement is over.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 14, 2015 01:29 PM (noWW6)

371 He probably just said 'futbal' to differentiate from real football.

Posted by: Lea at September 14, 2015 01:29 PM (lIU4e)

372 >>They need to make people organically unfit for life -- insecure, helpless, dependent, and angry or intolerant against any influence that might restore independence and health.


Unable to maintain healthy, stable relationships - a nation of Julias and Justins. So no more pesky families getting in the way of state power.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2015 01:29 PM (NOIQH)

373 Okay, a simple "no" would've done just fine.

Posted by: Billy Madison at September 14, 2015 01:29 PM (2lndx)

374 I have seen both "The Notebook" and "Message in a Bottle".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2015 01:22 PM (JtwS4)

That explains your previous declaration of "now half gay."



Which will still be how I self-identify if we're arguing about teh gheys (which, hey, let's do that in 2025, maybe in the Spring).

Yes, I watched those movies to get straight-laid.

I am hornier than I am proud.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2015 01:29 PM (JtwS4)

375 Oh FFS. Remind him that Santa Anna's predecessor invited and encouraged Anglo migration to Texas.
=========
Oh, I've mentioned that.

Now it's just a game--to fuck with him.

His rants don't make sense.

I'm not going to change his mind--I just want to see him get all worked up.

You know, that hot blood and all.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 14, 2015 01:30 PM (ZvKdv)

376
Rush just said "the bottom is dropping out of Hillary!".


Apparently, the old gal now has a prolapsed anus.


Posted by: naturalfake at September 14, 2015 01:30 PM (0cMkb)

377 The other key to micro-aggressions is that it has nothing to do with the
intent of the speaker, only the interpretation by the hearer.


That's its primary value. Effectively, everything is criminalized.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 14, 2015 01:30 PM (oVJmc)

378 Isn't Spanish the language of the Western Cis-Oppressor forced on hispanics by Imperial Conquest?

You'd think any self-respecting social justice inquisitor would demand an end to Spanish speaking as the Language Of The Cis-Oppressor. Or is this going to be the next thing?

Posted by: gwelf at September 14, 2015 01:30 PM (+7Usq)

379 Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 14, 2015 01:24 PM (l3vZN)

Nice! I guess not ALL of the Oberlin females are batsh!t insane!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 14, 2015 01:30 PM (ftVQq)

380 And yet...here we are talking about the Loony Tunes Latina.
I think they do it on purpose.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 14, 2015 01:30 PM (YFFpo)

381 ...and I know American soccer players. They all spell out soccer as "futbol" to avoid confusion with "football" (the manly sport with helmets) because they're snobby and won't say the word "soccer" since the rest of the world calls it some variation of "football."

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 14, 2015 01:30 PM (AkOaV)

382 I have seen both "The Notebook" and "Message in a Bottle". Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2015 01:22 PM (JtwS4)

Gah, I'm a chick and I can't stand those types of films. (Though I'm a sucker for romantic British period films, go figure.) I'm so sorry! Hope you were well rewarded for your efforts.

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2015 01:30 PM (hvf9s)

383 Santa Anna reneged (can I use a French term here???)
..... reneged on the deal and started slaughtering Anglos trying to
force them back out of Texas.

Posted by: fixerupper


Probably waited until the Anglos had spruced the place up a bit.

Posted by: Dang at September 14, 2015 01:31 PM (2oWD2)

384 BTW: Sanford and Son could not be made today.

Holy shit is that show still funny.

And chock-full of racism, sexism and every other -ism hated by the left today.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 14, 2015 01:31 PM (ZvKdv)

385 79
I learned in Narcos that the spanish word for asshole is asshole.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 12:50 PM (iQIUe)


-----------------------------


Kick- ass series. Very we'll done.

Posted by: Soona at September 14, 2015 01:32 PM (Fmupd)

386 Get these w*ps and g**ks OFF MY LAWN!


Posted by: Walt K at September 14, 2015 01:32 PM (UhRGU)

387 Posted by: Bandersnatch

One of the great questions in life:

Pussy or Pride.

Posted by: wrg500 at September 14, 2015 01:32 PM (sgrzZ)

388 354
They need to make people organically unfit for life -- insecure, helpless, dependent, and angry or intolerant against any influence that might restore independence and health.
Posted by: rrpjr at September 14, 2015 01:27 PM (s/yC1)



On the nose.

See Ayn Rand, "The Comprachicos", 1971.

Posted by: rickl at September 14, 2015 01:32 PM (zoehZ)

389 That's its primary value. Effectively, everything is criminalized.




Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 14, 2015 01:30 PM (oVJmc)

The other non-trivial advantage is that every thing is can be criminalized if it needs to be!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 14, 2015 01:32 PM (ftVQq)

390 Coming up next: complaints from effnik students that whites are protectively "self-segregating" in response to such lunacies, and hence not allowing effnik students to engage in the all-important networking function of elite college life. Demands for the immediate expulsion of all YT who do not comply.

Damned if you do. Damned if you don't.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 14, 2015 01:32 PM (noWW6)

391 Them Latinas got some hot blood and react badly. Time for some deportation. Take you, your heritage language and your fat ass back to the tropical/desert hellhole you escaped from honey.

Even if that was LA.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 14, 2015 01:01 PM (x3GpS)


Yes!

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at September 14, 2015 01:32 PM (R8hU8)

392 BTW: Sanford and Son could not be made today.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 14, 2015 01:31 PM (ZvKdv)


That's a shame because Shrillary was a lock as Aunt Esther for a remake.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 14, 2015 01:32 PM (zc3Db)

393 Latin Heritage Club meeting

Do they pick coffee beans and walk through the fields with their serape-draped mules?

Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 01:33 PM (0dcbp)

394 You sure are cute when you get mad!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2015 01:33 PM (JO9+V)

395 BTW: Sanford and Son could not be made today.

Holy shit is that show still funny.

And chock-full of racism, sexism and every other -ism hated by the left today.
----
Best ones were Sanford going after his sister...

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 14, 2015 01:33 PM (UhRGU)

396 >>> The guy was obviously trying to get laid.


Probly so.

But you know? In the sane past the girl would have wrote back something like "with your little dick friends?"

Posted by: Bigby's Clasped Hands at September 14, 2015 01:33 PM (3ZtZW)

397 also, this girl just has "HR nightmare" written all over her. Good luck getting and keeping a job.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 14, 2015 01:33 PM (AkOaV)

398 As a coworker from Spain once explained to me, They don's speak Spanish in Mexico, they speak Mexican.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2015 01:33 PM (rwI+c)

399 45
Am I still allowed to eat pizza, or would I be misappropriating someone else's culture?



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (IN7k+)

I could misappropriate the ass out of a Round Table All Meat Marvel right now.

Posted by: rebel flounder at September 14, 2015 01:34 PM (1DH1V)

400 FUN FACT: Hitler often used expressions like "oy veh" and "gefilte fish" to emphasize his hatred for Jewish culture.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2015 01:34 PM (8ZskC)

401 Santa Anna reneged (can I use a French term here???)

Not a racist imperialist word one like that. Besides, you can't reneg a people who were the first negs before Yakub created your sorry ass.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 14, 2015 01:34 PM (2lndx)

402
why would any near-normal human being want to attend Oberlin College?




People who want to pay Yale tuition for their Ohio State degree.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 14, 2015 01:34 PM (kdS6q)

403 On the bright side, this poor girl just ensured that any prospective employer who googles her name will know all about her.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2015 01:34 PM (rwI+c)

404 cuya perra esta sea?

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 14, 2015 01:34 PM (WDySP)

405 Did the Futballer get expelled yet., it being Oberlin and all?

Does the hysteric dimwit not realize that they call it "football" in England?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2015 01:35 PM (dKQ1C)

406 "Do they pick coffee beans and walk through the fields with their serape-draped mules?"

Somebody tell Juan Valdez to get his ass over here and pour me a fresh cup.

Posted by: Qoheleth at September 14, 2015 01:35 PM (iIzG7)

407 Am I still allowed to eat pizza, or would I be misappropriating someone else's culture?



Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 14, 2015 12:47 PM (IN7k+)

I could misappropriate the ass out of a Round Table All Meat Marvel right now.
Posted by: rebel flounder at September 14, 2015 01:34 PM (1DH1V)


Pizza was invented in either New Haven, CT or NYC depending on who you talk to. So you're good.

But no one else in the world can eat pizza, watch tv, use electricity, use computers, use the internet, etc. without appropriating American culture.

So there is that.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 14, 2015 01:35 PM (AkOaV)

408 My answer would have been:

GOOOOOOOOOOOAAALLLLLLLLLLL

Posted by: Pat at September 14, 2015 01:35 PM (5rEW8)

409 You'd think any self-respecting social justice inquisitor would demand an end to Spanish speaking as the Language Of The Cis-Oppressor. Or is this going to be the next thing?

Posted by: gwelf


Reconquista first, consistency last... if ever.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2015 01:35 PM (JmGFJ)

410 He probably just said 'futbal' to differentiate from real football.

Posted by: Lea



I don't care what she said, she would have had a meltdown if he'd called it "soccer".

There is no making them happy, so just make them miserable.

Posted by: Dang at September 14, 2015 01:35 PM (2oWD2)

411 SHe is obviously sexually frustrated and he should have told her so.

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 14, 2015 01:35 PM (dULJN)

412 There was a movie called the Anniversary Party 2001 where one of the actresses was naked for most of the movie for no apparent reason.

Another film called Lovely and Amazing (2001), had an actress asking an actor she just slept with to critique her naked body which he did -- brutally. And then she thanks him for his honesty. Why?

I found both these films degrading to women with nudity that had absolutely no basis to the plot but to humiliate the actresses. This is how the left treats women.

Saw another miniseries based on a true story where the maid pops in naked and all the characters shriek and one man covers her up and a doctor is called and she is sent away to a rest home b/c she is crazy. People who just strip for no reason are crazy -- not edgy -- nuts!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 01:35 PM (iQIUe)

413 Is women playing futbol even actually futbol? no, no it isn't.

Posted by: X at September 14, 2015 01:35 PM (xGNLA)

414 Apropos of nothing, the price of the paperback copy of "The Camp of the Saints" has gone from about $13 to $45 at Amazon since Friday. I guess everyone wants to read the manual!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 14, 2015 01:36 PM (ftVQq)

415 FUN FACT: Hitler often used expressions like "oy veh" and "gefilte fish" to emphasize his hatred for Jewish culture.

Also referred to Stalin as a 'meshugga.'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 14, 2015 01:36 PM (oVJmc)

416 397 also, this girl just has "HR nightmare" written all over her. Good luck getting and keeping a job.
Posted by: mynewhandle at September 14, 2015 01:33 PM (AkOaV)

___________

She'll never be fired. In fact she'll be your boss within 10 years of graduation. It's where we are.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 14, 2015 01:36 PM (0LHZx)

417 "BTW: Sanford and Son could not be made today."

Wait 'till you see what they're doing with the new remake of Blazing Saddles.

Posted by: Qoheleth at September 14, 2015 01:36 PM (iIzG7)

418 393
Latin Heritage Club meeting

Do they pick coffee beans and walk through the fields with their serape-draped mules?


Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 01:33 PM (0dcbp)
--------I thought they made corn tortillas on a hot rock near an open fire. I must have failed world geography in elementary school.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 14, 2015 01:36 PM (UhRGU)

419 If you accuse a midget of committing a micro aggression isn't that a form of micro aggressing? Or is it racist?

I need a rulebook for this shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2015 01:36 PM (OGm46)

420 Are they this fucked up before they arrive at College?

Or is this a by-product of the College experience?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2015 01:17 PM (VPLuQ)


Someone (here, I think) pointed out that colleges have a lot of kids who crack in the first year due to a combination of stress and diagnosed mental illness. Basically they've lived their entire lives in a protective bubble that won't trigger any episodes and when they go off to school the stress and the change of surroundings causes it to surface.

So the answer to your question is "yes."

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 14, 2015 01:37 PM (OiH3z)

421 Oberlin is in Ohio right? Why is this latina racistly appropriating Ohio?

Oops is using lantina racistly appropriating? ...let's see, what to call her...

Posted by: dogfish at September 14, 2015 01:37 PM (jWtyG)

422 She'll never be fired. In fact she'll be your boss within 10 years of graduation. It's where we are.
Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 14, 2015 01:36 PM (0LHZx)

well, I'd be pretty fucked seeing as how I'm a cisgendered white male, whom apparently she has some kind of racial issue with.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 14, 2015 01:37 PM (AkOaV)

423 Latin Heritage Club meeting

-----


So..... Roman Legionaires???

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2015 01:37 PM (8XRCm)

424 . People who just strip for no reason are crazy -- not edgy -- nuts!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at

so we need to put our pants back on?

Posted by: wrg500 at September 14, 2015 01:38 PM (sgrzZ)

425 a movie called the Anniversary Party 2001 where one of the actresses was naked for most of the movie for no apparent reason.

...and the Horde crashes Google and half the entire Internet

Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 01:38 PM (0dcbp)

426 And why would any near-normal human being want to attend Oberlin College? It's expensive and frankly not at all outstanding academically. It must be for some perceived cultural cachet associated with it.

Story time! When I met my wife all of her friends were leftist hippies. She'd gone to UVM (groovy UV!) and there was a big overlap between UVM hippies and Oberlin hippies because a lot of them had attended the same socialist Jewish summer camps as kids. So, even after college this was her millieu.

I went to Penn State and was a fraternity boy.

You should have seen how well the two sides got along at the wedding.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2015 01:38 PM (JtwS4)

427 One lacrosse midfielder could take out both of those quidditch teams.

Posted by: nckate at September 14, 2015 01:38 PM (n8XJW)

428 See re: my prior suggestions regarding the classic cure for hysteria.


It's power plays, pure and simple.

It's a variant of the Least Able User problem when adopting new technology in an office. The entire office will be held hostage by whomever is the least able person to use the tech. It doesn't matter if everyone else can use it. If a person (especially a boss type person) can't use it, then that person's level of usage will become what the office does, absent the person leaving.

There's another variant that I've heard pastors discuss and that's the tyranny of the Most Devout Christian. That's the situation where the entire worship group or Sunday School or even church is held hostage to the offense taken by the person who is determined to out devout everyone else. You want to have some new music groups? They better not be playing the drums. A new outreach to the community? Well, it better be completely and obviously about God and, if not, how dare you be of the world and not in it. A movie? You want to church to go to a *gasp* movie? How dare anyone think Christians can even work in that Satanic medium! (Yes, all of those are real life examples)

It's about power and exercising power over others. Nothing more. Nothing less.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 14, 2015 01:38 PM (mf5HN)

429 Si, mamazita. No futbol,

We can play hide the chorizo instead, puta?

Posted by: Frito Bandito at September 14, 2015 01:38 PM (BxiNw)

430 Corporate HR policies have encouraged this. To simplify their lives, they adopted (at first a few, now pretty much everyone) the "harassment is in the eye of the beholder" standard.

Which basically means there is zero defense against a harassment charge.

Which means that anyone perceived as being in a victim class can destroy anyone who is on a lower victim tier at will.

It's kind of like feudalism, though leadership roles are not (yet) inherited, class status can be.

People who can take advantage of this have been trying to export it into general law.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 14, 2015 01:38 PM (bLnSU)

431 --------I thought they made corn tortillas on a hot rock near an open fire. I must have failed world geography in elementary school.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 14, 2015 01:36 PM (UhRGU)


They give syphilis to passers-by to take home.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 14, 2015 01:38 PM (zc3Db)

432
Pizza is American. The Italians accommodated and modified the dish for Americans in 1944.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 01:38 PM (iQIUe)

433 I recently read Conquistador by Buddy Levy. Freaking great book.
Cortez almost single handedly stopped the human sacrifices of the Aztecs
by, you know, killing the shit out of Aztecs. The Aztecs were actually
worse than Mel Gibson's, Apocalypto depicted them.
========
Conquest by Hugh Thomas is the same.

Every page, you're like "when do we get to the killing of these Aztecs?"

They were awful people and they deserved Cortez.

The thing I never learned in school was that almost ALL of the local tribes hated the Aztecs and were happy to help Cortez.

Posted by: RoyalOil at September 14, 2015 01:38 PM (ZvKdv)

434 >>> People who want to pay Yale tuition for their Ohio State degree.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 14, 2015 01:34 PM (kdS6q)

Flag on the play... you forgot the THE in front of THE Ohio State!

Posted by: The Ohio State at September 14, 2015 01:38 PM (hvf9s)

435 SHe is obviously sexually frustrated and he should have told her so.

Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 14, 2015 01:35 PM (dULJN)




¡Calmo downo, mi bitcho!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 14, 2015 01:38 PM (ftVQq)

436 With it's roots in Ancient Egypt and Ancient Rome (hey, no rules at all!) modern soccer comes from..uh..the British...so, yeah , a bunch of white guys.

Could someone please reprimand the Hispanics for this cultural appropriation?

Goooooooooooooooal!


Posted by: RondinellaMamma at September 14, 2015 01:39 PM (oQQwD)

437 I have my eye on Oberlin.

Posted by: SMOD 2016 at September 14, 2015 01:39 PM (UhRGU)

438 Puta mugrienta con una concha supurada

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 14, 2015 01:39 PM (fMQoG)

439 The lass just needs a right Anglo rogering.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2015 01:39 PM (rwI+c)

440 Dont you be knocking corn homemade tortillas!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 01:39 PM (iQIUe)

441 One lacrosse midfielder could take out both of those quidditch teams

no doubt - hell our "minkey" division girls could cream them - if they ever stopped laughing!

Posted by: UppityOrchid at September 14, 2015 01:39 PM (Vz7fy)

442 "also, this girl just has 'HR nightmare' written all over her. Good luck getting and keeping a job."

These sorts _end up_ in HR.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 14, 2015 01:40 PM (noWW6)

443 My answer would have been:

GOOOOOOOOOOOAAALLLLLLLLLLL

Posted by: Pat


My answer:
"Hey, that's nice. Could you pick me up a burrito from the lunch truck, babe? Make it snappy - I have an Aryan Heritage Club meetup in 10."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2015 01:40 PM (JmGFJ)

444 "without appropriating American culture. "

The rest of the world has American culture forced upon them by American Imperialism. Odd that the left doesn't blame Hollywood for that. Instead they blame corporations who open up McDonalds and KFCs.

Posted by: Karl Bogendegia at September 14, 2015 01:40 PM (CteRs)

445 a movie called the Anniversary Party 2001 where one of the actresses was naked for most of the movie for no apparent reason.

*shifty eyes*

Why, I have never heard of such debauchery!

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 14, 2015 01:41 PM (mf5HN)

446 It's about power and exercising power over others. Nothing more. Nothing less.

which begs the question:

How the hell do they stand each other's manipulation long enough to even form the 'Latin Heritage Club' and other such bullshit?!?

Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 01:41 PM (0dcbp)

447 Seriously, no moron on here has managed to come up with a pic of this girl yet?

Sad almost 400 comments and not a pic. This blog is falling apart.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 14, 2015 01:41 PM (iONHu)

448 so we need to put our pants back on?

Posted by: wrg500 at September 14, 2015 01:38 PM (sgrzZ)


"Comfort" is a reason.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 14, 2015 01:41 PM (kff5f)

449 So Oberlin actually has a class called Indoor Soccer that gives college credit.

To me that's the most shocking part of this story. Here I was taking Applied Capital Theory and Calculus in college. I should have gone to Oberlin where I could major in fucking indoor soccer.

Posted by: Monsieur Mew Mew at September 14, 2015 01:41 PM (0LHZx)

450 Do they pick coffee beans and walk through the fields with their serape-draped mules?
Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 01:33 PM (0dcbp)

--------I thought they made corn tortillas on a hot rock near an open fire. I must have failed world geography in elementary school.
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 14, 2015 01:36 PM (UhRGU)


It's very common to see a Hispanic kid pushing a mower here. That brings a tear to my eye, realizing that he's in training for the next generation.

Posted by: Bill H at September 14, 2015 01:41 PM (Baojj)

451 Latin Heritage Club meeting

-----


So..... Roman Legionaires???



Yeah, because Oberlin is a decent liberal arts school I first read that as "the club that gets together to discuss books in Latin".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2015 01:41 PM (JtwS4)

452 These sorts _end up_ in HR.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 14, 2015 01:40 PM (noWW6)

-----


I did not see ANYTHING in the article even remotely suggesting she is a lesbian.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2015 01:41 PM (8XRCm)

453 FUN FACT: Hitler often used expressions like "oy veh" and "gefilte fish" to emphasize his hatred for Jewish culture.

Also referred to Stalin as a 'meshugga.'


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel

And Eva Braun as, "Wurstsack".

Posted by: Dang at September 14, 2015 01:42 PM (2oWD2)

454 I should have gone to Oberlin where I could major in fucking indoor soccer.

the goalie should get double the credits

Posted by: UppityOrchid at September 14, 2015 01:42 PM (Vz7fy)

455 Posted by: RondinellaMamma at September 14, 2015 01:39 PM (oQQwD)

So he culturally appropriated her cultural appropriation. I think we're going down an Inception level rabbit hole here...

Posted by: Nutsy the Buzzard at September 14, 2015 01:42 PM (+s5bL)

456 It might also be pointed out that Baltimore's "space to destroy" mayor, Stephanie Prognathous-Jaw, is an Oberlin alumna and was actually featured on the cover of the Oberlin magazine only a short time before she started actively encouraging her city to disintegrate.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 14, 2015 01:42 PM (noWW6)

457 I guess we should call it maize.

As in,

"I wonder if she was maize-holed as a freshman."

Posted by: SMOD 2016 at September 14, 2015 01:42 PM (UhRGU)

458 I think we're going down an Inception level rabbit hole here...

The Big Hit.

Trace-buster-buster-buster-buster!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 14, 2015 01:43 PM (kff5f)

459
Kick- ass series. Very we'll done.
Posted by: Soona at September 14, 2015 01:32 PM (Fmupd)
========
The acting was great including El Gringo. But yes, all those south american actors were really talented. I was even said when Poison got it.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 01:43 PM (iQIUe)

460 It's nice when the crazy self-identify, before you get to the point of getting their clothes off.

Posted by: rebel flounder at September 14, 2015 01:43 PM (1DH1V)

461 http://esr.ibiblio.org/?p=260

This has been floating around for a while and I go back to it frequently. It was one of the first things to help me understand "oh, this is what's going on" wrt disinformation, the Gramscian effort, etc.

The idea is to fundamentally transform the American character, or at least our responses to certain things. Victim culture, microaggressions...these are progressions of the mimetic warfare programs of the Cold War. These programs are now running on their own, creating new viruses, infecting more and more things.

Things *are* getting dumber. That's on purpose, initially because a proud, muscular USA had proved unkillable through war. Now it's just decades of this rot in the culture and esp the places with massive leftist capture (higher learning, media, etc.).

Nothing like that had ever been tried before in history. And it mostly worked, although it ended up being a Longer March than the USSR's own lifetime.

If you think it didn't work, just compare our "face" internationally to Russia's. We're not the brand we used to be, although Russia's pretty much a known quantity too.

This and Evan Sayet's (sp) Heritage speech are both required if you have a wobbly (from the left) friend. They both present the arguments well, though Sayet's a bit snooty

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at September 14, 2015 01:43 PM (TEt6C)

462 A chihuahua that hot Latina is crazier than a chiquita banana!

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 14, 2015 01:44 PM (LXJ1e)

463 It's about power and exercising power over others. Nothing more. Nothing less.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 14, 2015 01:38 PM (mf5HN)


What I want to know is, why is it that people who want to leave people alone are exhausted, and people who want to endlessly meddle are energizer fucking bunnies?

It does help one understand why so many cosmologies of evil have evolved.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 14, 2015 01:44 PM (bLnSU)

464 Seriously, no moron on here has managed to come up with a pic of this girl yet?

Her microaggression blog post is anonymous.

Of course we tried.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2015 01:44 PM (JtwS4)

465 Is it me, or should this thread have at least one Lemon Pledge joke?

Posted by: Garrett at September 14, 2015 01:17 PM


No....no. Is no more lemon Pledge in thread. I no can clean.

Posted by: Consuela at September 14, 2015 01:44 PM (KrAjA)

466 450
Do they pick coffee beans and walk through the fields with their serape-draped mules?

Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 01:33 PM (0dcbp)



--------I thought they made corn tortillas on a hot rock near an
open fire. I must have failed world geography in elementary school.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 14, 2015 01:36 PM (UhRGU)



It's very common to see a Hispanic kid pushing a mower here. That
brings a tear to my eye, realizing that he's in training for the next
generation.

Posted by: Bill H at September 14, 2015 01:41 PM (Baojj)
-----Push? The 'kids' in my neighborhood have stand up riders.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 14, 2015 01:44 PM (UhRGU)

467 She'll never be fired. In fact she'll be your boss within 10 years of graduation. It's where we are.

My wife worked with an Hispanic woman who despised white people but white women in particular. She had accused her bosses at two different companies of racism. She is now a supervisor at her current company, having gotten her previous boss fired over discrimination claims.

Whining gets you stuff in modern America. Hard work is for suckers.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 14, 2015 01:44 PM (bxoVs)

468 maybe he meant portuguese 'futbol' and this SPANISH SUPREMIST ANTI-LUSITANIAN BIGOT is trying to appropriate their heritage. Stop your Castilian Racism Amigo!

Posted by: Ben H at September 14, 2015 01:44 PM (gJEsZ)

469 Kinda wish he had responded to her lecturey email with something short 'n sweet, like, "Well bless your heart!"

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2015 01:44 PM (NOIQH)

470 I did not see ANYTHING in the article even remotely suggesting she is a lesbian.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2015 01:41 PM (8XRCm)

In the company I work for, the HR department is kind of an after thought, full of lazy people who don't want to work or do anything.

Which is great TBH, because it means that no HR complaint ever goes anywhere. They mostly are just paid to hear people bitch about stupid shit (my cubemate breathes too loudly!).

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 14, 2015 01:44 PM (AkOaV)

471 Nothing like that had ever been tried before in history. And it mostly worked, although it ended up being a Longer March than the USSR's own lifetime.


the damage done to the Russian/Slavic psyche in such a short time still persists over a generation after the Wall fell.

The damage from this - which is essentially an offshoot of the same exact psyops - will also persist for a very long time.

Posted by: UppityOrchid at September 14, 2015 01:45 PM (Vz7fy)

472 *shifty eyes*



Why, I have never heard of such debauchery!



*shifty eyes*

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 14, 2015 01:41 PM (mf5HN)



The tape on your VHS copy finally snapped?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at September 14, 2015 01:45 PM (OiH3z)

473 What are the odds she's here illegally?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 14, 2015 01:45 PM (UhRGU)

474
Why, I have never heard of such debauchery!

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: alexthechick

suuure....



http://tinyurl.com/kxxwkss

Posted by: wrg500 at September 14, 2015 01:46 PM (sgrzZ)

475 Ever notice that if you dispute the legitimacy of a concept like "hate speech" (or "micro aggression") you are likely to get a response along the lines of "hate speech IS DEFINED as X that demeans, or degrades... etc."

I think the root problem is that millenials raised in the era of omnicient Google regard all knowledge as a matter of received definition, that becomes "true" once it becomes non-disputed entry in Wikidpedia.

Posted by: Ex NYC Peasant at September 14, 2015 01:46 PM (k8tEg)

476 I think we're going down an Inception level rabbit hole here...
Posted by: Nutsy the Buzzard at September 14, 2015 01:42 PM (+s5bL)

Why do you hate rabbits??

Speci - ist!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at September 14, 2015 01:46 PM (oQQwD)

477 What I want to know is, why is it that people who want to leave people alone are exhausted, and people who want to endlessly meddle are energizer fucking bunnies?

It does help one understand why so many cosmologies of evil have evolved.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at September 14, 2015 01:44 PM (bLnSU)



We're drunk?

Just spitballin'.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 14, 2015 01:46 PM (mf5HN)

478 Seriously, no moron on here has managed to come up with a pic of this girl yet?

Did we get a name?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 14, 2015 01:46 PM (oVJmc)

479 48 If they want soccer they can have soccer and call it whatever they want. (I'm partial too pussy metric football.



)

Posted by: despair at September 14, 2015 01:47 PM (ihXsr)

480 If it's anonymous, are we sure it happened and isn't Uncle /pol/ trolling?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 14, 2015 01:47 PM (bxoVs)

481 Speaking of misappropriating culture...


How many of us non-jooo bastards are circumcised?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2015 01:47 PM (VPLuQ)

482 O/T

Carly, is going to kick The Donald's ass Wednesday, so you Trumpiods please don't be too butt hurt Thursday morning.



A sample of what is coming....................




http://tinyurl.com/nqdqhrd

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 14, 2015 01:47 PM (0FSuD)

483 >>>>Seriously, no moron on here has managed to come up with a pic of this girl yet?

Did we get a name?
.
.
.When did that little detail every stop anyone here from posting pics?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 14, 2015 01:47 PM (iONHu)

484 Active shooter at Delta State in Cleveland MS

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 14, 2015 01:47 PM (X+nFp)

485 http://tinyurl.com/kxxwkss
Posted by: wrg500 at September 14, 2015 01:46 PM (sgrzZ)



*raises hand*

Dibs on wrg's stuff that isn't already burned up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2015 01:48 PM (JtwS4)

486 What I want to know is, why is it that people who want to leave people alone are exhausted, and people who want to endlessly meddle are energizer fucking bunnies?

Because the ones who want to leave people alone are doing useful things that take up their energy. Or posting on the HQ. One of the two.

Whereas the people who endlessly meddle... well, they get exhausted, too, to be honest, it's just you don't notice because they spent so much time meddling, you're still trying to digest it all by the time they're rested up and ready to start again.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at September 14, 2015 01:48 PM (kff5f)

487 Who on earth would want to go to Oberlin? I'd consider a degree from there to be a step down from a plain old HS diploma.

Posted by: Chris M at September 14, 2015 01:48 PM (k3w9p)

488 Carly, is going to kick The Donald's ass Wednesday,

Is she going to claim being a woman means she should win the primary again?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 14, 2015 01:48 PM (bxoVs)

489 I have a friend with a daughter and the daughter has decided she is really a guy. So she's asked to be called Rae and supposedly dresses like a guy. And she seems to still be living at home.

Is it wrong for me to think she is pandering to someone that is mentally ill? As far as I know, the daughter hasn't had surgery. I'd be tempted to say that you can be a guy when you move out and support yourself, but when you live here, you are still my daughter.

Posted by: notsothoreau at September 14, 2015 01:49 PM (5HBd1)

490 131So. . no beisbol?


Beisoburo!Posted by: Bandersnatch-San at September 14, 2015 12:57 PM (JtwS4)That's "Yakyuu" to you, sir.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 14, 2015 01:49 PM (WDCYi)

491 I remember reading a comment about The Tudors series. In one scene the king is jerking off and his servant is kneeling on the floor in front of him holding a bowl to catch the royal spunk. Someone asked why include such a scene. The answer was to humiliate the actors. And I really think they do a lot of shit like that in film.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 01:49 PM (iQIUe)

492 Maybe she should watch her pretty little mouth on a campus that apparently her racial and cultural forebears weren't cabable of producing.

Also, how the hell is she a loser noob if she crew up on the futbol field? Maybe she played some other position there.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 14, 2015 01:49 PM (QVfCp)

493 We're drunk?

Just spitballin'.



Ditto. Drunk definitely gets my vote.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2015 01:49 PM (8ZskC)

494 Is she going to claim being a woman means she should win the primary again?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 14, 2015 01:48 PM (bxoVs)

That's Hillary. The other democrat besides Trump.

Posted by: Nip Sip at September 14, 2015 01:50 PM (0FSuD)

495 >>> Pizza is American. The Italians accommodated and modified the dish for Americans in 1944.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 01:38 PM (iQIUe)

Pizza, california rolls, fortune cookies, chicken tikka masala, fried chicken...all tasty examples of eeeevil cultural appropriation via food. Tasty, tasty appropriation.

Posted by: LizLem at September 14, 2015 01:50 PM (hvf9s)

496 We're drunk?

Just spitballin'.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 14, 2015 01:46 PM (mf5HN)



Spitballin'? Isn't that...?

Oh no, that was a different word you taught me.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2015 01:50 PM (JtwS4)

497 Recently there was a post saying not to learn sign language because it's cultural appropriation from the deaf.

When Rush Limbaugh went deaf and had it cured via the then-rare cochlear implants he was attacked by deaf advocates because a cure for deafness means they aren't special snowflakes anymore, just a medical condition.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2015 01:50 PM (S+N7W)

498 What I want to know is, why is it that people who want to leave people alone are exhausted, and people who want to endlessly meddle are energizer fucking bunnies?

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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

~ CS Elliot

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2015 01:51 PM (8XRCm)

499 How many of us non-jooo bastards are circumcised?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


*shifty eyes*

Why do you ask? Perv much?

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at September 14, 2015 01:51 PM (/Ho8c)

500 One confirmed fatality at Delta State shooting

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 14, 2015 01:51 PM (X+nFp)

501 "How many of us non-jooo bastards are circumcised?"

I'll start inspecting at the base and work my way along, and after I've gotten to the tip, I'll let you know. This is going to take a while, though.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 14, 2015 01:51 PM (noWW6)

502
why is it that people who want to leave
people alone are exhausted, and people who want to endlessly meddle are
energizer fucking bunnies?


people who want to leave
people alone = hardworking, sane conservative libertarians who love their families

people who want to endlessly meddle = criminally psychotic totalitarian nutjobs with super-abnormally high brain activity

maybe.

Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 01:51 PM (0dcbp)

503 The thing I never learned in school was that almost ALL of the local tribes hated the Aztecs and were happy to help Cortez.


Posted by: RoyalOil

Especially after they realized he could actually beat Montezuma. I was shocked to read that the Azteks were even more evil and demonic than I'd thought they were. Their penchant for child sacrifices reminded me of the democrats love of abortion and Planned Parenthood's selling of murdered babies.

Posted by: Dang at September 14, 2015 01:51 PM (2oWD2)

504 CS LEWIS


*shit*

Posted by: fixerupper at September 14, 2015 01:51 PM (8XRCm)

505 Carly is a whiny, rich, secretary that blew her way to a position and then blew the position.

She WAS smart enough (and the company dumb enough) to have gotten a very gold parachute after she fired thousands and ran the company into the toilet.

She's now at 5% and Trump has increased since his "face" comment.

She's using the "War on Women" trope for donations and to help generate a gender split in the GOP.

Yeah that's what I want to vote for. More PC, More amnesty, more establishment crap only this time from a historic first Woman.

NO. THANKS.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 14, 2015 01:51 PM (x3GpS)

506 We're drunk?



Just spitballin'.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 14, 2015 01:46 PM


Well, this is the Horde, and it's a day that ends in 'y' so, yeah.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 14, 2015 01:51 PM (KrAjA)

507 45 years of humping coffee beans down the mountain on this burro for pesos when I should have been hauling cocaine for millions of dolares.

Posted by: Juan Valdez at September 14, 2015 01:51 PM (KCQo0)

508 Is the Dirty Sanchez a Latin thing?

Posted by: Denor Jeb looking for your women at September 14, 2015 01:51 PM (oDCMR)

509 When Rush Limbaugh went deaf and had it cured via the then-rare cochlear implants he was attacked by deaf advocates because a cure for deafness means they aren't special snowflakes anymore, just a medical condition.

I recall that the deaf community is pretty belligerent, largely since the condition can be cured, they despise attempts to do so.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 14, 2015 01:52 PM (bxoVs)

510 Well, look at the bright side:

At least if Panamanian Princess, Mexican Miss, Latina Loser is having hysterics about futball she isn't dragging a mattress around campus and saying that he raped her-not yet anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2015 01:52 PM (dKQ1C)

511 Carly, is going to kick The Donald's ass Wednesday, so you Trumpiods please don't be too butt hurt Thursday morning.



A sample of what is coming....................




http://tinyurl.com/nqdqhrd


Posted by: Nip Sip at September 14, 2015 01:47 PM (0FSuD)

Bless yer heart.

Posted by: rebel flounder at September 14, 2015 01:53 PM (1DH1V)

512 I thought the big women's sport in Mexico was donkey shows. Have things really changed that much?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2015 01:53 PM (8ZskC)

513 Found it!

Check my nick for pic!

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 14, 2015 01:53 PM (LXJ1e)

514 Yeah Bitter Clinger I really do not get the Carly love.

and her face is really weird looking

too much surgery and badly done. it's jarring

she should probably have been told that at some point by someone. it's helpful. Good for Mr Trump.

Posted by: UppityOrchid at September 14, 2015 01:53 PM (Vz7fy)

515 "I recall that the deaf community is pretty belligerent, largely since the condition can be cured, they despise attempts to do so."

Oh, sorry.
You said the Deaf community.

I was thinking of a different community.


Never mind.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2015 01:54 PM (VPLuQ)

516 Trumpiods

Is that like Tripods?

Your brownshirt Trumphitler comments were far more clear.

Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 01:54 PM (0dcbp)

517 Yeah that's what I want to vote for. More PC, More amnesty, more establishment crap only this time from a historic first Woman.

This, basically. I'm pretty certain Carly Fiorina is a fan of speech codes and firings because you said an ungood thing.

No thanks.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 14, 2015 01:54 PM (bxoVs)

518
Hard to believe we're getting to the point where white American's learning second language's is considered offensive to the language's culture of origin. When I was in college (10 years ago), white American's were racist for failing to learn second languages.
Then again, we're at a point where Hillary Clinton can say, in all seriousness, that she will only discuss racial issues with white people and the media reacts with a giant shrug. I have no idea what racism means on the left these days.

Posted by: FJ Min at September 14, 2015 01:54 PM (BHcX6)

519 This puta loca is probably related to Jorge Ramos.

She has a future at Univision.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 14, 2015 01:54 PM (KCQo0)

520 Nood active shooter.

Posted by: rebel flounder at September 14, 2015 01:54 PM (1DH1V)

521 This cognitive therapy concept is very profound all kidding aside.


The veil has been lifted from my eyes.

Fascinating.

Posted by: eleven at September 14, 2015 01:54 PM (rjtGa)

522 Found her pic.

Click on my nick after posted by.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at September 14, 2015 01:55 PM (LXJ1e)

523 "Carly is a whiny, rich, secretary that blew her way to a position and then blew the position. She
WAS smart enough (and the company dumb enough) to have gotten a very
gold parachute after she fired thousands and ran the company into the
toilet."

All of which could be forgiven if Fiasco-rina were actually able to win elections. News flash from someone who lives in a state where she previously made a bid for Federal office: she can't.

She couldn't even get Republicans to turn out.

Posted by: torquewrench at September 14, 2015 01:55 PM (noWW6)

524 Auto warranties are basically worthless. One puts themselves at the mercy of dealership service departments who don't give a shit about repair times.

Taking my vehicle to my regular mechanic. I'll be paying for the repairs, but at least I know they'll be busting their asses to get the job done and in a timely manner.

Posted by: Soona at September 14, 2015 01:56 PM (Fmupd)

525 The deaf have their own little rape culture, I shit you not! There was a big case in Calif a few years ago where they had some convention for the deaf and a woman was raped. Well, there were a lot of details but it was very difficult to get deaf people to testify bc this type of shit happened alot, it's a small community, and they felt it was better to accept it. It was really bizarre.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 01:56 PM (iQIUe)

526 This cognitive therapy concept is very profound all kidding aside.

I have passed that Atlantic article ace referenced along MULTIPLE times and have read it at least 3 times myself.

Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 01:56 PM (0dcbp)

527 Hard to believe we're getting to the point where white American's learning second language's is considered offensive to the language's culture of origin. When I was in college (10 years ago), white American's were racist for failing to learn second languages.
Then again, we're at a point where Hillary Clinton can say, in all seriousness, that she will only discuss racial issues with white people and the media reacts with a giant shrug. I have no idea what racism means on the left these days.
Posted by: FJ Min at September 14, 2015 01:54 PM (BHcX6)

We're around the same age. I remember my high school changing the "foreign language department" to the "world language department" because "foreign" had negative connotations.

And yes, Americans were stupid and culture-centric because they only spoke one language unlike those awesome Europeans who spoke multiple languages.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 14, 2015 01:57 PM (AkOaV)

528 #404 Bunkerintheburbs LOL

Posted by: Lurker Primus at September 14, 2015 01:57 PM (tHP3B)

529 Someone asked why include such a scene. The answer was to humiliate the actors. And I really think they do a lot of shit like that in film.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 01:49 PM (iQIUe)

You have no idea...

Posted by: Lena Dunham, proud Oberlin grad and humiliating scenes writer of her generation at September 14, 2015 01:57 PM (hvf9s)

530 I can go in there. . . and then I can go in there.

Ju can' tell me no. I have rights.

I am. . . . Dirty Sanchezzzzzzzzzz.

Posted by: Dirty Sanchez at September 14, 2015 01:57 PM (KCQo0)

531 As a former Latin teacher, I perked up at the notion of a Latin Heritage Club. Ecce, Romani! Imagine my horror at the cultural appropriation of the term "Latin" by a culture speaking a far removed corruption of the lingua materna, bearing no resemblence whatsoever to Caesar, Cicero, Vergil, and many others. Shame on her for stealing it. What gives her the right?

Posted by: Dafyd at September 14, 2015 01:58 PM (5CEmC)

532
Now that Babel is collapsing, will we now see the Whore of Babylon?


Posted by: Anna Puma at September 14, 2015 01:25 PM (igkah)

________________________

You rang?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 14, 2015 01:58 PM (HSmrB)

533 Fiorina

Fired Americans.
Replaced them with foreign H1bs 'temporary workers'.
Forced the Americans to train their foreign replacements.


Yeah. Real Presidential material.

Posted by: Mortimer at September 14, 2015 01:58 PM (0dcbp)

534 ted by: Make America Great Again at September 14, 2015 01:55 PM (LXJ1e)

***

Sure.....I'll get right on clicking that.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at September 14, 2015 02:00 PM (aeRWb)

535 From now on I will refer to the horrible game of soccer as the whitest, most oppressive form of the game, "Fussball Bund"

Posted by: SunkmaniTuTanka at September 14, 2015 02:00 PM (ipVQJ)

536 Carly is a whiny, rich, secretary that blew her way to a position and then blew the position.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 14, 2015 01:51 PM (x3GpS)



Wow.

It's been ages and ages since I've heard the lovely old "oh yeah she just fucked her way there" slur thrown around.

It's nice to see that the classics remain.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at September 14, 2015 02:00 PM (mf5HN)

537 Let me just say, she does not know a lot about "futbol" or how latinos actually play the game. Latin American soccer is not known for passing the ball.

In fact the opposite is true, South American/Mexican leagues (i.e latino players) tend to be slower with more emphasis on individuals dribbling often to excess whereas European teams tend to pass the ball much more often and quicker. This is actually one of the reasons European soccer has so far surpassed Latin America in the sport.

Posted by: Chappy at September 14, 2015 02:01 PM (GefuU)

538 So I guess they won't be dating ...

Posted by: John at September 14, 2015 02:02 PM (yCsJ+)

539
Funny story about "Message in A Bottle". One of the early dates with hot blonde. We rented this "message in a bottle". I figured fine, she wants to watch it how bad could it be. It had Kevin Costner on the cover so I should have known. Anyhow, we are watching it and its so bad, she leaves the room. I said, "seriously, lets watch it to the end to see what happens.It can't possiblyget any worse. I mean what could happen Kevin Costner going to die or something?"
So if you have seen the movie, you get the joke.
Yeah I married her.

Posted by: simplemind at September 14, 2015 02:02 PM (5vV+V)

540 Yeah, unless there's some evidence she actually did that maybe it's that she's a smart, articulate woman-which she gives every indication of being.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2015 02:02 PM (dKQ1C)

541
Deer Latina chick: you have a really great ass and all, but let me put my white-northern-european hat on, and comment fuck and you, some assembly required.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at September 14, 2015 02:03 PM (1hM1d)

542 If this microagressor really wanted to win my heart over, he would send a follow up email inviting her to play in the next intramural "beisbol" game.

Posted by: SunkmaniTuTanka at September 14, 2015 02:05 PM (ipVQJ)

543 ... Or perhaps ask her how she enjoyed the latest matches of "Futbol Americano" over the weekend

Posted by: SunkmaniTuTanka at September 14, 2015 02:07 PM (ipVQJ)

544 I mistakenly believed that soccer was metric, but if you look at the FIFA rule book, the dimensions of the goal are in feet. It's an English export.

Posted by: JT at September 14, 2015 02:07 PM (yqvys)

545 This cognitive therapy concept is very profound all kidding aside.

Deliberate crippling of not just one, but multiple generations.

And they wonder why I just want to watch the world burn.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at September 14, 2015 02:08 PM (9krrF)

546 Latinos should not appropriate the culture of the white English/Scottish people and their game. Call it Football or don't play it missy.

Posted by: Rory at September 14, 2015 02:09 PM (qFu0q)

547 492 Maybe she should watch her pretty little mouth on a campus that apparently her racial and cultural forebears weren't cabable of producing.
________________

Not to mention living in a country her racial and cultural forebears weren't capable of producing.


Does the stupid hispanic skank who wrote that e-mail even see the irony in bitching about appropriating somebody else's culture when she's living in OUR country?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 14, 2015 02:13 PM (a31sM)

548 He should have wrote back something along the lines of: "Ok so no futbol tonight do you mind picking some lettuce on your way over tomorrow, I was thinking of having a taco tuesday dinner"

Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at September 14, 2015 02:18 PM (BnoMJ)

549 Can we start a microagression blog that picks out every single thing that the MSM does that is bad?

It would strangle them, and make them unable to report on anything outside of the weather...

Posted by: shibumi, RIP USA at September 14, 2015 02:23 PM (MMfRt)

550 That young man appears to have liked the girl. He's very lucky that she let loose with the crazy before anything serious got going. Hopefully, it won't be kicked out or otherwise punished.

Oberlin's school of music is one of the best in the country (a relative of mine, a superb musician, is a graduate). But it's very, very liberal, which means that most of the faculty and student body are as crazy as a rat in a coffee can (to swipe P. J. O'Rourke's similie).

As for microaggression being a taught form of insanity: when the majority of individuals in a given population are bonkers, then nuts is normal for them. Of course, they're going to propagate it - rather like those deaf-power advocates who do all they can to ensure that their children are also deaf.

Posted by: Brown Line at September 14, 2015 02:24 PM (zcbZo)

551
Someone asked why include such a scene. The answer was to humiliate the actors. And I really think they do a lot of shit like that in film.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 14, 2015 01:49 PM (iQIUe)

You have no idea...

Posted by: Lena Dunham, proud Oberlin grad and humiliating scenes writer of her generation at September 14, 2015 01:57 PM (hvf9s)








Sam Raimi used to include lots of stuff in his early films where he would torture Bruce Campbell, just for laughs.

Posted by: Zombie WC Fields at September 14, 2015 02:25 PM (1QsMy)

552 Bueno, no jugo el futbol. Pero primero, chupame!

Correct line: "Bueno, no ju(e)go el futbol. Pero primero, chÚpame!

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2015 02:27 PM (fscqy)

553
Ack.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 14, 2015 02:28 PM (1QsMy)

554
And yes, Americans were stupid and culture-centric because they only spoke one language unlike those awesome Europeans who spoke multiple languages.

Posted by: mynewhandle at September 14, 2015 01:57 PM (AkOaV)







Fuck the Eurotrash. We saved their asses two, three times in the last century. The least they could do is learn English.

Fuckin' ingrates.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 14, 2015 02:30 PM (1QsMy)

555 That young man appears to have liked the girl. He's very lucky that she let loose with the crazy before anything serious got going.


Posted by: Brown Line at September 14, 2015 02:24 PM (zcbZo)


Yup. I see multiple fake rape charges from this chick in the next few years.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 14, 2015 02:30 PM (zc3Db)

556 Following other languages into dark alleys and mugging them for words is what English does (although why bother in this instance)--like canyon, burro, mesa, etc.

Posted by: CCO at September 14, 2015 02:36 PM (zxiqz)

557 People wouldn;'t need tirgger warnings if they weren't so damn trigger-happy.

And where does this trash get off appropriating MY English? For that matter, where does her Mesa-American ass get off speaking Spanish?

Stick to Quechua sister. Also, stop eating pizza or any mean other than deer or Guenna pig, stop using antibiotics or, for that matter, electricity.

Was Benjamin Franklin Latino? I don't think so...





Posted by: Kasper Hauser in waiting at September 14, 2015 02:45 PM (HqpV0)

558 "Seriously, no moron on here has managed to come up with a pic of this girl yet? "


As if a pic would influence our decision on if we would hit it or not.

Right.

Posted by: jwest at September 14, 2015 02:55 PM (Zs4uk)

559 She needs a swift microaggression kick in the pants. It might wake up her dormant brain that resides there.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2015 02:55 PM (493sH)

560 Do NOT ask her if she's interested in meeting up for Taco Tuesday.

"You're never going to know what its like to not be able to your own heritage sport comfortably because of your gender/race/ethnicity."

Or know what it's like to get into Oberlin only because of your gender/race/ethnicity, because it's obviously not because of her writing skills.

Posted by: Miley Virus at September 14, 2015 03:02 PM (NG7MG)

561 Do NOT ask her if she's interested in meeting up for Taco Tuesday.

"You're never going to know what its like to not be able to your own heritage sport comfortably because of your gender/race/ethnicity."

Or know what it's like to get into Oberlin only because of your gender/race/ethnicity, because it's obviously not because of her writing skills.

Posted by: Miley Virus at September 14, 2015 03:02 PM (NG7MG)

562 let's see, what to call her...
Posted by: dogfish at September 14, 2015 01:37 PM (jWtyG)

Scrunt.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2015 03:03 PM (+YMhA)

563 Jesus. Write her back and say that you hate how she appropriates white culture by putting trash in the trash bin!! You're supposed to throw it in the street or on someone else's porch, you little white-acting bitch!

Posted by: FredB at September 14, 2015 03:10 PM (QXpXD)

564 Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do.

Posted by: Abby Normal at September 14, 2015 03:11 PM (/zMnb)

565 I'm guessing asking for a blow job is out of the question in this relationship.

Posted by: Anchovy at September 14, 2015 03:11 PM (SH3fF)

566 Shouldn't a college student know the difference between "your" and "you're"? Oh wait, this is Oberlin Collidge.

Posted by: Titanium at September 14, 2015 03:12 PM (u9UgT)

567 "You're never going to know what its like to not be able to your own
heritage sport comfortably because of your gender/race/ethnicity."

I hope the white guy told her to stop culturally appropriating the sport played his people's men.

Posted by: PaperworkNinja at September 14, 2015 03:12 PM (J991N)

568 "You're never going to know what its like to not be able to your own heritage sport comfortably because of your gender/race/ethnicity."
_________________________

There's an easy way to remedy that, chica. Just stroll your ass back down to Mexico or Puerto Rico or Cuba or whatever other hispanic shithole you and your family crawled out of -- you know, that superior hispanic culture you couldn't wait to get away from.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 14, 2015 03:14 PM (a31sM)

569 That actually hurt my eyes to read that BS. One thing that I have learned since all of this micro-aggression BS has come to forefront: do not hire students from schools like Oberlin. For my training programs, I'm actually leaning toward troops to trainees, rather than taking a chance on entitled college educated snowflakes.

Posted by: Patti at September 14, 2015 03:16 PM (LPFcl)

570 And then deport her. Tijuana needs more stupid whores. Wait til she gets a load of those college frat boys visiting from USC

Posted by: FredB at September 14, 2015 03:16 PM (QXpXD)

571 She's a bitch. He is better off without her.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 14, 2015 03:23 PM (1ijHg)

572 Are there any historically Latino Colleges?

And I am not talking about El Toro Community College.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 14, 2015 03:33 PM (1ijHg)

573 "grew up on the... soccer field"

You guys should give her a break. She clearly has had a hard life. Living on a soccer field sounds horrible. She probably didn't even have a shack erected on it because the soccer players would knock it down with the ball a lot.

Posted by: Kevin at September 14, 2015 03:34 PM (dXgA9)

574 Psychotic bitches gotta psycho I guess. I have no patience or sympathy for someone this clueless and crazed.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 14, 2015 03:37 PM (39g3+)

575 el bitcho

Posted by: the Butcher at September 14, 2015 03:40 PM (fUjxW)

576 FUTBALL !!!11eleventy

So, sue me.

Posted by: franksalterego at September 14, 2015 03:49 PM (Fh+WR)

577 The good news is, the white guy is probably a liberal.

Reap it, pajama boy.

Posted by: Meremortal at September 14, 2015 03:55 PM (1Y+hH)

578 Keep my heritage language out your mouth!

****

Sorry but your true heritage does not include any of the more advanced European languages such as English, French, Spanish or Latin.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 14, 2015 03:56 PM (z+4T3)

579 This is why guys say there's no way to please a woman. Try to reach out to her and appreciate her culture, and she calls you a racist. Don't do it, and she calls you a racist. Ignore her and she calls you a terrible person for not caring about her feelings. Talk to her and she calls you a creepy racist who keeps going through her garbage and licking her bedroom window.

Wait, maybe that last part is just me.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 14, 2015 03:59 PM (39g3+)

580 don't you need like 1 million micro-aggressions to equal 1 aggression.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 14, 2015 04:01 PM (z+4T3)

581 As I recall my college years back in the '60's... We were all pretty stupid about how we treated each other. It was our first experience of being on our own, without the Family there to mediate ..stuff. But, we did a lot of stupid things, and took it for a learning experience (once we found out how dumb we were!), apologized to each other a lot, and kept going.

Posted by: Susan Lee at September 14, 2015 04:07 PM (AJlKJ)

582 As Dr. Marvin Monroe said, "This is not the way to get healthy!"

Posted by: Socratease at September 14, 2015 04:40 PM (XGARB)

583 Fuck her appropriating my culture! I'm English, and we invented football not the Spanish let alone some weirdos who think their ancestors' country is more important than the people around her. Stop her appropriating English games.

Posted by: Doubting Rich at September 14, 2015 04:47 PM (yZco4)

584 "You're never going to know what its like to not be able to your own heritage sport comfortably because of your gender/race/ethnicity."

Well, we invented baseball, taught it to the Japanese 150 years ago, and now it's their national sport. They don't play it exactly like we do, but we don't whine about it because, frankly, we're secure and grown-up enough that we don't give a damn. You should try it sometime.

Posted by: Socratease at September 14, 2015 04:49 PM (XGARB)

585 Time again for Bill Whittle's Haters' Guide to World Cup Soccer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqN7Xj9IU8w

Posted by: Socratease at September 14, 2015 04:56 PM (XGARB)

586 Well I would normally reply "bitch, who said you could appropriate MY heritage by messaging me in English?" but I see that her poor grasp of the Queen's Language is mediocre at best so why bother?

Posted by: JohnAGj at September 14, 2015 05:07 PM (jn3yY)

587 When life gives you lemonade, make lemons.

Posted by: Hank Archer at September 14, 2015 05:17 PM (g53r6)

588 Dude is apparently at Oberlin by his own choice. So, chances are: he's left of Bernie Sanders. This was almost certainly an effort to be multicultural (afterall, he thought, the game is called football (or futbol) everywhere else in the world). But the far left simply can't communicate. Not with normal people, not even with each other.

Posted by: StephenG at September 14, 2015 05:20 PM (nCeYe)

589 So she thinks thatthe Spanish language is the sole property of latinos? Many of us gringos whospeak fluent Spanish (they call it castellano where I learned it) are surprised to hear it.
If she thinks that her cultural style of playing futbol eschews ball-hogging, she never saw Maradona play. I did - in Buenos Aires.
It sounds as if living inthe United States is offensive, so she should protect herself by moving to the warm welcomingparadise of (for example)Venezuela, Bolivia, or Nicaragua.

Posted by: David at September 14, 2015 05:23 PM (SO2HP)

590 Fun fact. Soccer, in Russian, is also written as "futbol" when not using the cyrillic alphabet. So, how does this cranky whiner know for sure he wasn't channeling his own legitimate Russian heritage?

Posted by: Capt Praetor at September 14, 2015 05:30 PM (bXh7G)

591 The average university student is becoming measurably stupider by the attosecond.

Thanks Progressivism!

Posted by: dissent555 at September 14, 2015 05:40 PM (Iik29)

592 She must have been really hot. At least, I hope she was. Otherwise, it sure wasn't worth it.

Posted by: Reformed Trombonist at September 14, 2015 05:49 PM (+2qWL)

593 Shouldn't her complaint/observation been made in Spanish--cultural appropriation, and all. LOL.

Posted by: Forbes at September 14, 2015 05:52 PM (Q6D6M)

594 What she should have said was..."no thanks. I have plans". But I guess that would have been too retro.

Posted by: Dennis McLaughlin at September 14, 2015 06:46 PM (ksesG)

595 RE: "I am now officially scared shitless at the prospect of sending my boys to college. They are healthy, athletic and smart pre-teens. You can see the problem here already."

Send them to Texas A&M. They'll be fine.

Posted by: The Ghost of Earl Rudder at September 14, 2015 06:47 PM (ChCFT)

596 Advice to the young man who who got trashed:

Be thankful for small favors. You do not want to ever be anywhere near that young woman. She is psychotic. It is 50-50 on whether she physically knifes you or uses the deranged mechanisms of the fascist administration at Oberlin to do do it metaphorically.

Sadly you are attending a college where a majority of the young women are as deranged as, or worse that that one.

My general advice to young men attending college is to avoid college girls like the plague. If you feel the need to relieve physiological tensions, hire a professional in Cleveland.

Finally, unless you are attending the school for free, transfer. Oberlin is really expensive and you can get an education at a community college or state university for less, and with far fewer wackos around you.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at September 14, 2015 06:52 PM (/TVFe)

597 572
Are there any historically Latino Colleges?

And I am not talking about El Toro Community College.



Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 14, 2015 03:33 PM (1ijHg)

Maybe not but many schools have Chicano Studies, whatever that is.

Posted by: Titanium at September 14, 2015 07:03 PM (u9UgT)

598 Would it be a microaggression if I called the lovely latina a bitch with a chip on her shoulder?

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at September 14, 2015 07:33 PM (gFO8N)

599 "no problemo, hasta la vista baby" would have been a fine response.

Posted by: j3545 at September 14, 2015 07:46 PM (iB21G)

600 futbol? soccer? if i wanted to see grown men struggle to score for 90 minutes, i'd take my friends to the bar.

Posted by: hurricane567 at September 14, 2015 08:19 PM (ajY0z)

601 And the word "futbol" is clearly a corruption of the English word "football". So the Spanish-speaking people took it from another language. But I suppose it's a good thing if they did it. </sarc>

Posted by: Henry ix at September 14, 2015 08:30 PM (PgXA3)

602 Please tell me this grievance whore isn't attending Oberlin on student loans.

Get over yourself, princess. Dude thought you were interesting and invited you out to kick. How the fuck do you think you came into existence. Stupid, mentally fucked kid.

Posted by: John Boehner's liver at September 14, 2015 08:43 PM (euC96)

603 Why is the bossy bitch appropriating his language and doing so badly?

Posted by: Michael Z. Williamson at September 14, 2015 09:03 PM (/p8F7)

604 And the idiot wrote it in English, appropriating my cultural heritage. Well, okay, it wasn't really English.

Posted by: Willy at September 14, 2015 09:46 PM (2mxhZ)

605 Is soccer, football, or futbol and English game. If it came out of English culture what the hell are these Latino people appropriating English culture for. Why don't they go and invent their own game. As a people who has English heritage I am outraged.

Posted by: Cameron at September 14, 2015 10:08 PM (IvJ4Z)

606 Fútbol is the Riverdance of sports!

Posted by: Michelle at September 14, 2015 11:01 PM (eZknN)

607 Futbol is also Turkish for football. And Filipino. And Polish. And Catalan.

The bitch is crazier than a shithouse rat.

Posted by: Nash Montana at September 14, 2015 11:35 PM (doWaH)

608 Apparently, the tender young flower thinks she's a SJW.

May she receive wisdom before she dies.

Posted by: setnaffa at September 15, 2015 05:25 PM (BtRXi)

609 And in the USA, we call it soccer. Football is played by men.

Posted by: setnaffa at September 15, 2015 05:27 PM (BtRXi)

610 I was curious if you ever thought of changing the page layout of your website?
Its very well written; I love what youve got to say.
But maybe you could a little more in the way of content so people could connect with it better.
Youve got an awful lot of text for only having 1 or 2 images.

Maybe you could space it out better?

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