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Early Morning Thread 8/12/15 [krakatoa]
Open Thread: It's what's for breakfast.
Well. That and bacon.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 12, 2015 06:07 AM (DDJGO)
Posted by: Panhandler at September 12, 2015 06:07 AM (si1cb)
Posted by: fastfreefall at September 12, 2015 06:12 AM (imqkU)
423 to go (496 to Inauguration Day 2017)
Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, mewling mattress myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 12, 2015 06:12 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 12, 2015 06:12 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: skip at September 12, 2015 06:15 AM (elU2t)
Nice website. Is that Soviet jewelry?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 12, 2015 06:17 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Lester at September 12, 2015 06:18 AM (2UPXV)
Heh. Now that right there is humor. You don't get that kind of humor for free. Oh no. Platinum membership only.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at September 12, 2015 06:20 AM (DDJGO)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 12, 2015 06:22 AM (UpGcq)
Posted by: skip at September 12, 2015 06:23 AM (elU2t)
SMFH, sorry I missed your reply to me last night at #302. That was about the time I was conking out.
"Depends on the woman", indeed.
Posted by: rickl at September 12, 2015 06:24 AM (sdi6R)
Which one of you morons in New York won Mega Millions last nite? Eh, it's only about 43 million.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 12, 2015 06:24 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 12, 2015 06:25 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 12, 2015 06:24 AM (iQIUe)
Shit. I meant to play! Where in NY? If it was here in Hymietown/Urinetown I'd be peeved.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 12, 2015 06:28 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Yeah right at September 12, 2015 06:28 AM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Yeah right at September 12, 2015 06:30 AM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Picric at September 12, 2015 06:33 AM (jxOrt)
Posted by: Picric at September 12, 2015 06:35 AM (jxOrt)
Maybe run for the president, hey, a well know young black women mayor, prefect.
Oregon man faces charges after authorities say he urinated on passengers on a Jet Blue flight from Anchorage to Portland, Oregon. Hey when you got to go....
Posted by: Colin at September 12, 2015 06:36 AM (eoM8x)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 12, 2015 06:37 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Picric at September 12, 2015 06:39 AM (jxOrt)
Posted by: fluffy at September 12, 2015 06:40 AM (2iV3X)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 12, 2015 06:46 AM (UpGcq)
Posted by: fluffy at September 12, 2015 06:46 AM (2iV3X)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 12, 2015 06:47 AM (UpGcq)
Posted by: skip at September 12, 2015 06:50 AM (elU2t)
Well, good luck with that.
Posted by: Karl Bogendegia at September 12, 2015 06:56 AM (XK5aG)
Posted by: skip at September 12, 2015 06:50 AM (elU2t)"
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The Administration is doing just enough damage to end her candidacy. That's the stick; presumably a carrot is also in play, some behind-the-scenes bribe to induce her to get out. If the DOJ gave her and her cronies everything they deserve, the damage would reach throughout the Democrat party.
Posted by: Semiliterate Thug at September 12, 2015 06:58 AM (/f6Nd)
Posted by: fastfreefall
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Try some of this soy bacon. It tastes much better than the original bacon, and it's good for you, too.
Posted by: Jeb Bush at September 12, 2015 06:59 AM (+wC/c)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 12, 2015 07:00 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at September 12, 2015 07:04 AM (6qb+D)
Posted by: Colin
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They should change their name to Jet Green.
(ie. Jet Blue + yellow jet)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 12, 2015 07:04 AM (+wC/c)
Posted by: The Corbynite Maneuver at September 12, 2015 07:05 AM (/f6Nd)
Posted by: Colin
~~~
Gives new meaning to the word "jetstream."
Posted by: IrishEi at September 12, 2015 07:07 AM (E6RIJ)
Posted by: Karl Bogendegia at September 12, 2015 07:07 AM (XK5aG)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 12, 2015 07:08 AM (KrAjA)
Posted by: LochLomondFarms (and long-time lurker) at September 12, 2015 07:11 AM (Nz90J)
Posted by: Doomed at September 12, 2015 07:12 AM (xE00C)
Posted by: MTF at September 12, 2015 07:14 AM (k9lXi)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 12, 2015 06:47 AM (UpGcq)
Yikes. I stashed a can of really dreadful instant in the freezer for emergencies just like that--and the dread of having to use it reminds me to avoid that emergency.
Posted by: m at September 12, 2015 07:15 AM (ELEPX)
Sure sounds like it.
Posted by: rickl at September 12, 2015 07:15 AM (sdi6R)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/nsa5twz
Posted by: Karl Bogendegia at September 12, 2015 07:17 AM (XK5aG)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2015 07:18 AM (e3JIL)
Posted by: skip at September 12, 2015 07:18 AM (elU2t)
Just think of it as one big IOU you won't have to wait to collect.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 12, 2015 07:18 AM (k0ySO)
Posted by: Doomed at September 12, 2015 07:19 AM (xE00C)
Posted by: dogfish at September 12, 2015 07:19 AM (jWtyG)
Why do we still allow Muslims to breath air on our planet? I guess for the same reason that we reelect an America hating communist as President and select ineffectual quislings to head the "opposition" party.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at September 12, 2015 07:21 AM (QHgTq)
Posted by: Colin
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They should change their name to Jet Green.
(ie. Jet Blue + yellow jet)
The old Green line.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2015 07:21 AM (e3JIL)
On vacay I see. Touring the wine country, staying at fancy digs.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 12, 2015 07:23 AM (k0ySO)
Reffing a paintball scenario in Red Rock. LOL.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2015 07:25 AM (e3JIL)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 12, 2015 07:25 AM (UpGcq)
Yes. But the fvcking paper plate is the same size as the waffle. Fvcking syrup everywhere.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2015 07:27 AM (e3JIL)
Posted by: Doomed
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If you count up the rings of fat around Hillary's cankles, it proves the earth is more than 10,000 years old.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 12, 2015 07:29 AM (+wC/c)
Thanks for the reminder. I just watched it. I hadn't seen it before.
Posted by: m at September 12, 2015 07:31 AM (ELEPX)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 12, 2015 07:33 AM (+wC/c)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 12, 2015 07:33 AM (+wC/c)
Yes, agreed. But I'm not thankful that we now think like that.
Posted by: m at September 12, 2015 07:36 AM (ELEPX)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2015 07:36 AM (e3JIL)
Posted by: Weasel at September 12, 2015 07:40 AM (e3bId)
They were too busy dealing with the storm that struck Meeca causing a crane to collapse ank kill 107.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2015 07:40 AM (e3JIL)
Posted by: Weasel at September 12, 2015 07:43 AM (e3bId)
Posted by: Weasel at September 12, 2015 07:44 AM (e3bId)
Posted by: God at September 12, 2015 07:45 AM (EUMr7)
But a lightning bolt from God might have been more appropriate.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 12, 2015 07:45 AM (UpGcq)
Posted by: God at September 12, 2015 07:47 AM (EUMr7)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2015 07:27 AM (e3JIL)
LOL
I don't think we've been to a Hampton Inn recently. Usually go to a Comfort or Sleep or Residence. Do they have bacon?
Posted by: @votermom at September 12, 2015 07:47 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Weasel at September 12, 2015 07:50 AM (e3bId)
I like to think that God has had enough of their shit.
Anthony Kennedy to the white courtesy phone.......
Posted by: God at September 12, 2015 07:52 AM (EUMr7)
Posted by: @votermom at September 12, 2015 07:54 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Weasel at September 12, 2015 07:55 AM (e3bId)
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at September 12, 2015 07:56 AM (/pB9Z)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, disciple of Dionysus at September 12, 2015 07:58 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Citation X is fast at September 12, 2015 07:58 AM (oys7s)
Posted by: Weasel at September 12, 2015 07:58 AM (e3bId)
Every year people are killed at that Haj shit. Someone said they shd skip mecca and go to Jerusalem instead for pilgrimage. Nooooooooo! Not sure Jordan wd allow them access. Who needs millions of nuts?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 12, 2015 07:59 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 12, 2015 08:00 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Jeb Bush at September 12, 2015 06:59 AM (+wC/c)
PLUS, it's halal!
Posted by: Jeb Abdul Bush at September 12, 2015 08:00 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Weasel at September 12, 2015 07:58 AM (e3bId)
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Better double-bag. That organic stuff is crawling with nematards.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, disciple of Dionysus at September 12, 2015 08:02 AM (jR7Wy)
Just found a nice local country lady that has lots of true free-range chickens and sells really fresh eggs, no more grocery store stuff for moi. She's also a bit of a health nut, so I can pretty much guarantee minimal use of pesticides or crap food additives. Now if she just did bacon...
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 12, 2015 08:04 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: MTF at September 12, 2015 08:05 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: dogfish at September 12, 2015 08:05 AM (jWtyG)
Posted by: Weasel at September 12, 2015 08:05 AM (e3bId)
Over at polyamory advocacy sex blog The Federalist, the second article this week having a conniption because someone said their favorite video game character is trans:
The Contradiction Of Claiming Samus Aran Is Trans
Let me be quite clear. I have written articles defending the transgendered community in the past, but ... Metroids Samus Aran remains canonically a born woman. She remains a role model for millions of girls. If some people born male happen to identify with her as well, its of no concern to me, but that identification must be born from the belief that Samus is a woman, and that they, too, seek to be included as women.
By Mytheos Holt
http://tinyurl.com/q9tlqjf
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 12, 2015 08:06 AM (kdS6q)
Ryan Seachrist is also gay according to them and Julie Hough was his beard.
They also claim that Charlie Sheen is the one who porked Corey Haim which I dont believe. I wish Feldman wd spill the beans or stfu about it already. He is losing credibility by playing this game.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 12, 2015 08:06 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: anon a mouse at September 12, 2015 08:07 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 12, 2015 08:07 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Weasel at September 12, 2015 08:07 AM (e3bId)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 12, 2015 08:09 AM (iQIUe)
http://tinyurl.com/ph4vj6b
Posted by: dartist at September 12, 2015 08:10 AM (ahBY0)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 12, 2015 08:06 AM (kdS6q)
Who names a character "Semen Anus?"
Dammit, I haven't had any coffee yet, and that's what it looks like.
Posted by: Country Singer at September 12, 2015 08:10 AM (nL0sw)
Posted by: God at September 12, 2015 07:47 AM (EUMr7)
Hey God, since you're here, upthread somebody said he can't get any good bacon where he lives. What are you doing slacking off here in the comments? Get the man some bacon, already!
Sheesh... priorities.
Eh, er... amen.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 12, 2015 08:12 AM (Dj0WE)
Posted by: @votermom at September 12, 2015 08:12 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: scruff at September 12, 2015 08:13 AM (0FHXE)
Trump Anti-fan #1 publishes his second cri this week:
National Review: The Great Trumpian Divide - Jonah Goldberg
http://tinyurl.com/ou2frzt
More over-dramatic typing. Count the number of times Goldberg uses I or me in his screed, then claims this isn't personal.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 12, 2015 08:13 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 12, 2015 08:09 AM (iQIUe)
Most of them.
Posted by: @votermom at September 12, 2015 08:14 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: scruff at September 12, 2015 08:13 AM (0FHXE)
Umm... brightens up your whole morning!
Posted by: @votermom at September 12, 2015 08:16 AM (cbfNE)
All Scientists Should Be Militant Atheists By Lawrence M. Krauss
Cosmology, my specialty, may appear to be far removed from Kim Davis's refusal to grant marriage licenses to gay couples, but.....
www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/all-scientists-should-be-militant-atheists
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 12, 2015 08:17 AM (kdS6q)
Well, I would save that this fine peppercorn thick cut won't fit thru a USB...
Posted by: anon a mouse at September 12, 2015 08:17 AM (C9pBZ)
Morning, Glories!
So cool this morning I actually put on pants and socks. Don't dis me for that. I was tempted to fire up the furnace (Too soon! Too soon!), so pants and socks was an economizing compromise.
Posted by: Just... remember at September 12, 2015 08:17 AM (Z7b/F)
Perhaps the poster should google "Leviticus".............
Posted by: God at September 12, 2015 08:17 AM (EUMr7)
Do they ever refer to Chistian sites, such as Bethlehem or Calvary as "among the world's most holy sites", unqualified? I can't recall so.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 12, 2015 08:18 AM (+wC/c)
Bin Laden started his public career as a "humanitarian," visiting field hospitals such as they were and giving away money. One would not suppose for a moment that your typical modern Al-Q or is-is volunteer is the kind of guy you'd even want around in a real emergency. They're here to kick asses, and gum is halal.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 12, 2015 08:19 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: mindful webworker at September 12, 2015 08:19 AM (Z7b/F)
"among the world's most holy sites", unqualified? I can't recall so.
The wheels grind slowly but very finely. Patience, young Jedi.
Posted by: God at September 12, 2015 08:20 AM (EUMr7)
Posted by: scruff at September 12, 2015 08:21 AM (0FHXE)
Posted by: God at September 12, 2015 08:22 AM (EUMr7)
What the article really is.
Posted by: anon a mouse at September 12, 2015 08:22 AM (C9pBZ)
I've never understood insulting people as a strategy for persuasion...
Posted by: @votermom at September 12, 2015 08:22 AM (cbfNE)
Freudian slip? or to much coffee ?
Posted by: scruff at September 12, 2015 08:24 AM (0FHXE)
You simple people don't understand the strategy behind our sophisticated thought processes...
/your GOPe betters and JEB!!!
Posted by: anon a mouse at September 12, 2015 08:25 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, disciple of Dionysus at September 12, 2015 08:27 AM (jR7Wy)
And, most of the auto industry just promised to make "automatic braking" standard. Is is ironic, that a feature designed to keep you from driving over a cliff, is itself a meta-for-for a whole Civilisation driving over a cliff?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 12, 2015 08:29 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Karl Bogendegia at September 12, 2015 08:29 AM (xtpQ/)
Posted by: LadyS at September 12, 2015 08:31 AM (xYNhJ)
Posted by: Weasel at September 12, 2015 08:32 AM (e3bId)
Oh good grief. Just from that, it sounds like someone who understands neither science nor faith.
Science, per se, just studies material stuff. On that which is supermaterial, the study of nature can never yield any conclusions, nor even entertain a theory.
Religion - the personal experience of relationship with Deity - starts with "God is." Not as a theory to be proved, not a hypothesis to refute, just that axiom, from which the rest of your theology must be divined (swidt?).
So, of course you can't see God in nature, or in humankind, or in personal experience, if you start with "God isn't."
Posted by: mindful webworker - armchair theo logian at September 12, 2015 08:33 AM (Z7b/F)
I guess it's genetic. Maybe he has naturally narrow blood vessels
Posted by: @votermom at September 12, 2015 08:34 AM (cbfNE)
By that criterion:
Bad scientists: Henry Eyring, Michael Faraday, Gerhard Ernst
Good scientists: Trofim Lysenko, Elena Ceaucescu
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at September 12, 2015 08:35 AM (f+KpL)
______________________
I thought the photo of the lightening bolt hitting Mecca, juxtaposed next to the photo of the beautiful full rainbow over Manhattan yesterday, made an interesting contrast.
It was almost as if Someone was trying to tell people something.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 12, 2015 08:35 AM (a31sM)
I got 11/12. I missed the stupid astronomy/astrology one because I didn't read the question close enough.
Notice how every politician gets religious when they want to spend our money or guilt us into doing something monumentally stupid. It just goes to show they all think we are religious rubes.
Posted by: WOPR at September 12, 2015 08:35 AM (nRvEn)
Leviticus
Need more search terms
Leviticus + Bacon
Heh! ok, shoulda guessed that. As a kid we always had ham for Easter Sunday dinner. I never knew why. Maybe because the grocery always had a sale on Easter Sunday Ham. That was back in the '50's when times were different.
Posted by: Karl Bogendegia at September 12, 2015 08:36 AM (xtpQ/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, disciple of Dionysus at September 12, 2015 08:27 AM (jR7Wy)
Only if you then put egg salt on your bacon.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 12, 2015 08:36 AM (KUa85)
I've never understood insulting people as a strategy for persuasion...
Posted by: @votermom at September 12, 2015 08:22 AM (cbfNE)
Shame as a tactic on people who are on the fence.
"You're not one of THOSE people, are you??"
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 12, 2015 08:36 AM (R6wzt)
Love one another, groovy babies.
Posted by: God
Well, dang! I was gonna ask God to check my work on #117.
Anyway, fine that God visits, but what's happened to Vic?
Posted by: mindful webworker - armchair theo logian at September 12, 2015 08:37 AM (Z7b/F)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2015 07:25 AM
Head to Lockhart for some barbeque!
Posted by: Lester at September 12, 2015 08:38 AM (2UPXV)
Posted by: Weasel at September 12, 2015 08:32 AM (e3bId)
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It's to make up for the oatmeal and yogurt I eat during the week. Saturday morning is bacon/eggs and classical music day.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, disciple of Dionysus at September 12, 2015 08:40 AM (jR7Wy)
Having fun with the image of God at the BMV. Don't expect special treatment.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 12, 2015 08:41 AM (xq1UY)
"among the world's most holy sites", unqualified? I can't recall so.
_________________________
They also routinely refer to "The Prophet Muhammad," but never "The Lord and Savior Jesus Christ." It's always just Jesus, or sometimes Jesus Christ.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 12, 2015 08:41 AM (a31sM)
I thought one of the hallmarks of Science was that hypotheses are tested by experiment. If the experiment fails, the hypothesis was flawed. This never seems to apply to, say, officially atheist societies, which always fail.
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at September 12, 2015 08:41 AM (f+KpL)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 12, 2015 08:41 AM (xq1UY)
"You're not one of THOSE people, are you??"
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 12, 2015 08:36 AM (R6wzt)
I suppose it works on some.
It usually just makes me think the person doing it is a a-hole.
Posted by: @votermom at September 12, 2015 08:42 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2015 08:43 AM (sPO3u)
Posted by: Kodos the Executioner at September 12, 2015 08:44 AM (f+KpL)
So, I think I figured out why I'm only getting a couple hours of sleep every night.
I was awake at 4:15, and heard the idiot delivering the neighbors' newspaper.
Seems that this punk finds it acceptable to blast his "thump, thump, thump" at ungodly hours, leaving his doors open while he drops a paper on a porch. The lady across the street is at least 200 ft away, and I could make out every note. He actually pulled all the way in her driveway, too.
Me in my underwear in the front yard at 4 am was probably not pretty...
Posted by: Chi at September 12, 2015 08:44 AM (gTnYz)
Posted by: I forgot at September 12, 2015 08:45 AM (YOxw1)
I've never understood insulting people as a strategy for persuasion...
Posted by: @votermom at September 12, 2015 08:22 AM (cbfNE)
Shame as a tactic on people who are on the fence.
"You're not one of THOSE people, are you??"
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 12, 2015 08:36 AM (R6wzt)
Same tactics that worked to kill the Tea Party.
1) Accusations of racism
2) Mockery - ie. you're stupid and you're concerns are silly
3) Repeat 1 and 2 until people feel ashamed of their beliefs and/or afraid to publicly state them.
It worked once. The same people figure Alinskyizing Trump and his supporters will work again.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 12, 2015 08:46 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at September 12, 2015 08:46 AM (1ijHg)
* Barrel points to its eye, then at you *
Posted by: Barrel - on a roll at September 12, 2015 08:46 AM (Z7b/F)
Posted by: I forgot at September 12, 2015 08:47 AM (YOxw1)
Posted by: @votermom at September 12, 2015 08:47 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2015 08:47 AM (sPO3u)
It's the new and improved Metric calendar. Didn't you get the memo?
Posted by: anon a mouse at September 12, 2015 08:47 AM (C9pBZ)
This is how Bad-Science Atheism runs. For a long time, uneducated people looked at things they couldn't figure out, and said, well, God must have done that. Their notion of That Which Cannot Be Understood was vast. So, partisans of organized enquiry come along and figure, we can explain most of that stuff, ergo, no God. They can't see the flaw in that reasoning?
Priests, theologians, and churchmen in general have certainly been guilty of "appeal to authority" over and over. Science buffs are just as bad, and getting worse.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 12, 2015 08:48 AM (xq1UY)
Oh, and since quite a few members of the Horde seem to be into the low carb thing, let me put in a plug for a little dohcikey I picked up at CVS the other day, the Veggetti. (I guess there are Ronco type commercials for this gadget on TV, but I haven't seen them.) It lets you cut zucchini and other veggies into long spaghetti-like strands. I tried it last night, sauteed the strands and had them with a tomato and mushroom sauce, Italian chicken sausage and a little grated Parmesan and I can assure you the result was good.
Whole Foods is selling "Paleo bowls" of zucchini, summer squash and carrots cut in exactly the same way - and they're charging something like $3.50 for a bowl of plain veggies. But it's very easy to do it yourself.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands) at September 12, 2015 08:49 AM (P8951)
Huh. How 'bout that. Ha ha.
After a while, one learns not just to not read the post, but to not even read the headline. Just delays one's getting to the comments quicker.
Posted by: mindful webworker - the correct date is at September 12, 2015 08:49 AM (Z7b/F)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 12, 2015 07:33 AM (+wC/c)
You're forgetting the lightning strike on the mosque.
Yes, I am thankful for that, evil person that I am.
Posted by: rickl at September 12, 2015 08:50 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, disciple of Dionysus at September 12, 2015 08:50 AM (jR7Wy)
Ahem. That's the AoS stock in trade since what, the 90's?
Posted by: anon a mouse at September 12, 2015 08:50 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Karl Bogendegia at September 12, 2015 08:51 AM (xtpQ/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, disciple of Dionysus at September 12, 2015 08:50 AM (jR7Wy)
When will it be Shutthedor?
Posted by: @votermom at September 12, 2015 08:52 AM (cbfNE)
Why do it myself if I can just pick it up that way at Whole Paycheck?
/21st Century (wo)Man...
Posted by: anon a mouse at September 12, 2015 08:52 AM (C9pBZ)
Cuba is releasing 3,522 prisoners ahead of Pope Francis visiting... once he is gone, those 3,522 will be arrested again. Along with a few more.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 12, 2015 08:52 AM (dXYfh)
Whitney Houston to return as hologram in 2016
More than three years after her death, Whitney Houston will again sing to millions of adoring fans in digital form. A hologram of the late pop singer will arrive next year, Hologram USA and Houstons estate announced in a joint statement on Friday.
Houstons digital likeness will stream live on FilmOn.com and be syndicated to digital outlets, as well as satellite and cable. The live show will open at a major U.S. venue and tour the world. The show will include Whitneys greatest hits and will be interactive, incorporating audiences and special guests.
Patsy Cline, Buddy Holly and Bing Crosby are among the deceased icons that Hologram USA and FilmOn are working on to create life-like HD hologram images.
http://tinyurl.com/nvrsvx5
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 12, 2015 08:52 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: anon a mouse at September 12, 2015 08:53 AM (C9pBZ)
there) and Drake is bi. So, they are each other's beards.
It's a man, baby!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 12, 2015 08:54 AM (DiZBp)
I said that. I meet those sort of atheists (like my know it all 20 something nephew) all the time.
He knows no more about science than he does about theology. But he's got Advanced Smug down pat - he picked it up from Mahr and Stewart and Colbert and DeGrasse Tyson, the Church Authorities for the hipster crowd.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands) at September 12, 2015 08:54 AM (P8951)
Posted by: anon a mouse at September 12, 2015 08:55 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 12, 2015 08:48 AM (xq1UY)
It's almost as if they're following an agenda while ignoring any facts that would refute that agenda.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 12, 2015 08:56 AM (DiZBp)
It was March 3, 1963.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 12, 2015 08:57 AM (xq1UY)
What could go wrong if they married it to an experimental military AI chip?
On second thought, will take my chances with Sharon Apple.
https://youtu.be/pTJLX3an1To
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 12, 2015 08:57 AM (dXYfh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 12, 2015 08:58 AM (dXYfh)
don't know jack about "science". Jackwagons couldn't figure out which end of a telescope to look thru...
Posted by: anon a mouse at September 12, 2015 08:58 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: @votermom at September 12, 2015 08:58 AM (cbfNE)
It was March 3, 1963.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 12, 2015 08:57 AM (xq1UY)
I would like to hear that. From what I've heard about Patsy, it would be laced with profanity. Apparently she could cuss like a sailor. A true 'ette.
Posted by: rickl at September 12, 2015 09:00 AM (sdi6R)
Pretty much always, when someone describes the God they don't believe in, I have to agree, I wouldn't believe in that God, either.
-storytime-
Father of a friend once got into talking religion with me, out of the blue. He had come to America after WW2 with ten bucks in his pocket and a tattoo number on his arm, and built up quite a good business.
He told me that he had been taught that God sat up there on that big throne, with the book of Judgment, and if you ever did anything wrong, just once, you were doomed to hell.
Whoa.
I don't remember exactly what I said, but somehow I was inSpired to suggest that there was another idea of God that "a fellow" talked about two thousand years ago - that portrayed God as Father not Tyrant. Talked about forgiveness and stuff. I think I did. I was on auto-pilot.
I'll never forget his reply, though. From a glib, shallow-seeming businessman came this startling sincere reply.
"I'll think about that, (mindful), I really will."
Wow.
I hope he did.
--
afk - pet feedin' time
Posted by: mindful webworker - the o logically at September 12, 2015 09:01 AM (Z7b/F)
A Virginia woman who was arrested for having sex with her unconscious boyfriend in a parking lot in broad daylight has claimed the pair fell victim to alcohol and spontaneity.
Kimberly Jackson, 36, of Norfolk, was caught on top of Earl Palmer outside a busy shopping area on East Virginia Beach Boulevard at 3.30pm on Tuesday. When officers were summoned to the scene, they found an unresponsive Palmer on the ground, with his girlfriend straddling him.
Witnesses said the tryst had played out in front of a day-care center and a US Army recruiting center.
http://tinyurl.com/nl5dups
Now, if this had happened the other way around, rape charge and HBO Emmy nominated movie. But since a girl did it, traffic ticket and lighter side of the news coverage.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 12, 2015 09:04 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 12, 2015 08:57 AM (xq1UY)
https://youtu.be/FCazMn_emrc
Posted by: Country Singer at September 12, 2015 09:08 AM (nL0sw)
"Judgment" is a vice now.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 12, 2015 09:08 AM (xq1UY)
Well hell's bells. Who woulda thought?
Posted by: freaked at September 12, 2015 09:09 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: chemjeff - anti-Trump/anti-Jeb/pro-conservative/pro-beer/pro-Huskers at September 12, 2015 09:09 AM (2XMpf)
soon begin extracting the radioactive element at a new mine, the head of
Iran's Atomic Energy Organisation said on Saturday.
But only for super duper peaceful purposes.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 12, 2015 09:10 AM (DiZBp)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 12, 2015 08:46 AM (KUa85)
We all do it to some extent. I certainly used the term 'Mittbot' once upon a time.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 12, 2015 09:10 AM (R6wzt)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, disciple of Dionysus at September 12, 2015 09:11 AM (jR7Wy)
It's usually said boastfully - I was smarter than these Christian fools when I was 15!
In fact, I too thought religion was BS when I was 15 (not wanting to haul my ass out of bed on Sunday morning had a lot to do with it). When I was 15, i also thought the Kennedys were all great, that there was something to astrology, and that when boys said "I love you" in the backseat of a car they really meant it. I believed a lot of crap in other words, because I was 15.
How adults can think that saying "I made up my mind about this as a kid and I've never reflected any further on the matter" makes them look good or intelligent, I don't know.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands) at September 12, 2015 09:11 AM (P8951)
Mere blocks from my house. I drive by that parking lot almost daily.
If you watch the WTKR interview (which is hilarious,) you can see an ABC store sign over her shoulder... that's my local liquor store.
Thanks, Norfolk! My tax dollars at work.
Posted by: Chi at September 12, 2015 09:11 AM (gTnYz)
Posted by: freaked at September 12, 2015 09:12 AM (BO/km)
A Virginia woman who was arrested for having sex with her unconscious boyfriend in a parking lot in broad daylight has claimed the pair fell victim to alcohol and spontaneity.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 12, 2015 09:04 AM (kdS6q)
That is all kinds of funny. I guess the Superman t-shirt explains how he was able to get it up even though he was passed out drunk.
Posted by: rickl at September 12, 2015 09:12 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: freaked at September 12, 2015 09:13 AM (BO/km)
Or when I said that in the back of the ol' ElCamino?
Posted by: "Big" Willy Clinton at September 12, 2015 09:13 AM (C9pBZ)
Country, that is a good one, and of course I'm being a curmudgeon a-purpose. In what would otherwise have been his rock-n-roll years, my dad was a major Hank Sr. fan. And the old timers Hated Hated that stuff. Bradley Kincaid was the Man.
It's just part of country music. You learn to enjoy it, after a few decades.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 12, 2015 09:13 AM (xq1UY)
It's usually said boastfully - I was smarter than these Christian fools when I was 15!
It was coincidentally the time I deduced mom and dad were idiots and totally unfair. But I showed them!
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 12, 2015 09:14 AM (R6wzt)
Ain't love grand?
I feel a country song a'comin on...
Posted by: anon a mouse at September 12, 2015 09:15 AM (C9pBZ)
It seems to me that's a pretty frustrating waste of time. You can try all you want to ride a bike with a flat tire, but you ain't going nowhere.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands) at September 12, 2015 09:16 AM (P8951)
I suspect a child conceived in such a way would yawn a lot.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 12, 2015 09:18 AM (R6wzt)
Posted by: PabloD at September 12, 2015 09:18 AM (3RNW8)
haul my ass out of bed on Sunday morning had a lot to do with it). When
I was 15, i also thought the Kennedys were all great, that there was
something to astrology, and that when boys said "I love you" in the
backseat of a car they really meant it. I believed a lot of crap in
other words, because I was 15.
That reminds me of that old line (paraphrasing from what I remember): When I was 18 my father knew absolutely nothing. By the time I turned 25 I was amazed at how much the old man learned in the last 7 years.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 12, 2015 09:18 AM (DiZBp)
So now I don't belong to a congregation, or a university.
Got out of Government, too, for what it's worth.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 12, 2015 09:19 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 12, 2015 09:20 AM (2cS/G)
It was coincidentally the time I deduced mom and dad were idiots and totally unfair. But I showed them!
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 12, 2015 09:14 AM (R6wzt)
---
I got tired of being yelled at by an angry old man so I signed up for the military at 17.
I'll show you, dad!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Scourge of the Atlantic Seaboard at September 12, 2015 09:20 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: rickl at September 12, 2015 09:22 AM (sdi6R)
the justice department is throwing the cover that Hillary was allowed to delete personal email
Posted by: skip
Government lawyers made the assertion in a filing with the US district court in Washington as part of a lawsuit filed by a conservative watchdog group
"There is no question that former Secretary Clinton had authority to delete personal emails without agency supervision, she appropriately could have done so even if she were working on a government server," attorneys from the Justice Departments civil division wrote.
Judicial Watch had requested a court order from the judge to preserve Clintons emails. But the justice department said there was no need for such an order given Clinton had the right to delete personal emails and those messages are not subject to the public records law.
Thanks Thom!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 12, 2015 09:22 AM (kdS6q)
So going to a one day anime con in Jackson, MS today to what is going on.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 12, 2015 09:22 AM (dXYfh)
Posted by: PabloD at September 12, 2015 09:23 AM (3RNW8)
which of you maroons figured out that "Mongol" written in Cyrillic (as it is in Mongolia) looks suspiciously like "moron" written in Roman script?
Moron Horde, indeed.
Ace isn't an ewok. He's freakin' Zombie Chinggis Khan!
Posted by: filbert on pilgrimmage to horde central at September 12, 2015 09:24 AM (UZXmj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 12, 2015 09:24 AM (dXYfh)
Posted by: mindful webworker is ba-aack at September 12, 2015 09:27 AM (Z7b/F)
Maybe that's because the global economy is in shit shape. Including this little workers' paradise
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 12, 2015 09:27 AM (DiZBp)
Posted by: Weasel at September 12, 2015 08:32 AM (e3bId)
---
It's to make up for the oatmeal and yogurt I eat during the week. Saturday morning is bacon/eggs and classical music day.
That sounds like a nice plan!
Posted by: Weasel at September 12, 2015 09:27 AM (e3bId)
Mark Twain, IIRC
Posted by: mindful webworker is ba-aack at September 12, 2015 09:27 AM (Z7b/F)
Thanks. I didn't know the origin. I think Bing Crosby said something like it in 'Going My Way'. But my memory is a little fuzzy.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 12, 2015 09:30 AM (DiZBp)
Like the aforementioned Twain quote. When humanity was young, it laughed at how stupid God was. But when humanity matured, it was amazed how God had matured, too. (Something like that.)
About the idea of God the Father, 'nother story time.
~~
Taxi ride in Chicago. Got the impression the cabbie was "Islamic," or raised that way, whatever he was by then. (This was long before 9/11, btw.)
We somehow got to talking about God, and I managed at some point to say something about God as Father. Driver scowled and angrily said, "If he's anything like my father...!" So much said in so few words, there. Sad.
But, we had talked about the cabbie's son, whose picture was on the dashboard. He was so proud of the boy. Last thing, as I'm paying, I managed to say something like, "Not like the father you remember having. Like the father you want to be for your son."
I got no "I'll think about it" on that one. He just drove off.
Seed-planting, even when we'll never know (in this life) what the effort yielded.
Posted by: mindful webworker - what, again? at September 12, 2015 09:32 AM (Z7b/F)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at September 12, 2015 09:34 AM (zRPZr)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. (brandisher of ampersands) at September 12, 2015 09:42 AM (P8951)
Wait till they get transgenders in the military, and force the SEALs and Rangers to integrate women.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2015 09:44 AM (NOIQH)
Mere blocks from my house. I drive by that parking lot almost daily.
If you watch the WTKR interview (which is hilarious,) you can see an ABC store sign over her shoulder... that's my local liquor store.
Thanks, Norfolk! My tax dollars at work.
Posted by: Chi at September 12, 2015 09:11 AM (gTnYz)
I would not hit Kimberly Jackson. But if she hit me while I was passed out drunk, I suppose there's nothing I could do about it. Beggars can't be choosers, after all.
On the other hand, reporterette Gabriela DeLuca... Wow! Like the hammer of Thor.
Posted by: rickl at September 12, 2015 09:47 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: MTF at September 12, 2015 07:14 AM (k9lXi)
There is nothing that socialism and blind obedience to whim cannot do.
Including killing our best and brightest.
There are times that I think the left and the stupid can only get their heads around death and destruction because that is the only accomplishment they can conceive of.
Creation is hard, see, so destruction is the best alternative to actually working.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 12, 2015 09:48 AM (3pRHP)
However, they're about to make up for it by having Anna Koimann in spandex climbing a rock wall.
Posted by: Just some guy at September 12, 2015 09:48 AM (yxw0r)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 12, 2015 09:48 AM (LUgeY)
In Trump derangement news, much backslapping today on the GOPe twitter over this:
Stephen Miller redsteeze*
Trump just got rolled into tweeting a picture of Labour's new kooky far left socialist leader. Best Saturday ever it's not even 8am.
*NRO typist who plucks his eyebrows
The intern who runs the Trump tweets retweeted a pic someone said was of his father. Apparently, said intern not being intimately familiar with the face of a Labour pol recently leveled up from the backbench means Trump is totes stupid or something.
Between this and the "Trump is in the KKK, well -- his father -- well maybe not" bloody shirt waving earlier this week shows just how far gone the Kept Conservative Class is.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 12, 2015 09:50 AM (kdS6q)
"You're not Marge..."
"I'm sorta Marge..
We can both drive a stick.
"We both like saving money on car insurance..
..and we both feel integrity....such as that of health care...
in the America of the US..
..and therefore..
..yes
Thank you."
Posted by: Sorta Marge at September 12, 2015 09:50 AM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: no good deed at September 12, 2015 09:53 AM (GgxVX)
Posted by: skip at September 12, 2015 09:53 AM (elU2t)
My 81 year old mom's theory is that they're lovers. It's not like McCain's wife lives with him in DC. Kinda makes sense. Heh.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2015 09:55 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: skip at September 12, 2015 09:55 AM (elU2t)
Posted by: scruff at September 12, 2015 08:21 AM (0FHXE)
---
You're appropriating their culture.
Bad commenter, bad!
*shakes finger*
Posted by: Emmie at September 12, 2015 09:55 AM (qSQG+)
Posted by: God at September 12, 2015 08:17 AM (EUMr7)
Isn't googling Leviticus what got Sodom and Gomorrah in trouble?
Posted by: BurtTC at September 12, 2015 09:56 AM (TOk1P)
How adults can think that saying "I made up my mind about this as a
kid and I've never reflected any further on the matter" makes them look
good or intelligent, I don't know.
Posted by: DonnaV. (brandisher of ampersands) at September 12, 2015 09:11 AM (P8951)"
Hence the saying, "I wish I'd had my current problems back when I was 15 and knew all the answers."
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at September 12, 2015 09:59 AM (QHgTq)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2015 09:59 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: babbler at September 12, 2015 10:00 AM (PGh+Q)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 12, 2015 10:00 AM (NeFrd)
Everyone has started speaking different languages. I had always wondered
how that was rolled out. How do you (force?) people to speak different
languages? Now we know.(socialism, islam, fascism, communism,...)
Posted by: babbler at September 12, 2015 10:00 AM (PGh+Q)
Yep, this is one of the theories I'm working on (in my mind, at least). The lack of a shared culture, and an overabundance of shared everything else, especially grievances, is contributing to the supreme lack of understanding that seems to be getting worse every day.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 12, 2015 10:03 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2015 10:07 AM (NOIQH)
Dovyou have sleep issues? I feel like hubby can't really get a good night's sleep no matter how early he goes to bed.
Posted by: @votermom at September 12, 2015 10:08 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2015 10:09 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, disciple of Dionysus at September 12, 2015 08:50 AM (jR7Wy)
I forget, is it 223, or still 222?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 12, 2015 10:10 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 12, 2015 10:00 AM (NeFrd)
I like to call them "Evangelical Atheists." Chaps their asses and makes everyone else realize that modern atheism is nothing more than a religion in its own right.
Posted by: Country Singer at September 12, 2015 10:12 AM (nL0sw)
website, like WashPost or Politico, and it's like some people there live
in a different dimension - not just the language used (that prog-speak
where words have been perverted to mean completely diff things), but the
events they reference are foreign.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2015 10:07 AM (NOIQH)
Exactly. Which is why I think, sometimes, it's a little unfair to attribute the silliness that is liberalview to some sort of evil intent. Sometimes it is, but often it's just these people who are exposed only to that viewpoint on life in this world, and while we can certainly fault them for not opening their minds to other views, that's not the same as being evil.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 12, 2015 10:12 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: fluffy at September 12, 2015 10:14 AM (2iV3X)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 12, 2015 10:03 AM (TOk1P)
Yeah, it's like they want to turn everyone into everyone else's lousy ex-wife or ex-husband,
where all that's left among people is animosity and the scramble to get the most goodies at the expense of the other.
And, of course, all the while, the guys really gaining out of all the fighting and hate and miscommunication-
are the lawyers. (see also politicians)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 12, 2015 10:14 AM (KUa85)
that I've been pressing to replace for a year, crashed at 7:30 this
morning. Son of a bitch.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2015 10:09 AM (rwI+c)
So they're going to replace it now, right?
Then quitcher gripin!
Posted by: BurtTC at September 12, 2015 10:15 AM (TOk1P)
And, of course, all the while, the guys really gaining out of all the fighting and hate and miscommunication-
are the lawyers. (see also politicians)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 12, 2015 10:14 AM (KUa85)
What's the old phrase? "Divide and conquer."
Free American citizens are being conquered.
Posted by: rickl at September 12, 2015 10:16 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2015 10:16 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: chemjeff - anti-Trump/anti-Jeb/pro-conservative/pro-beer/pro-Huskers at September 12, 2015 10:17 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: skip at September 12, 2015 10:17 AM (elU2t)
Which gave rise to one of my front mans many songs, "Hillbillyocracy".
A few other recent titles;
American Steel - a car left to a younger brother by a soldier who died in the mooslem wars
Kansas Made - about his daughter
A Little Bit Jesus and a Little John Wayne - the combined influence of his mom and dad
She Ain't Ready Yet - Soldier's widow who isn't ready to let go and find someone else
Posted by: teej who wants a lab puppy at September 12, 2015 10:18 AM (NqaQ9)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2015 10:18 AM (rwI+c)
No not all are evil. But even among those lefties who don't have evil intent, they still think we are inferior beings in some way - more racist, dumber, clinging to guns and religion, etc.
Posted by: chemjeff - anti-Trump/anti-Jeb/pro-conservative/pro-beer/pro-Huskers at September 12, 2015 10:22 AM (2XMpf)
I'm doing the housecleaning and laundry I didn't have time to do during the week, then washing and vacuuming the car.
Ah, the carefree bachelor life...
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at September 12, 2015 10:22 AM (rJUlF)
Remember Horde, in #TwoWeeks it will be too late to do anything about the changing climate.
Posted by: fluffy at September 12, 2015 10:14 AM (2iV3X)
as long as there's a vote rebuking the scoamf....all will be well....
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 12, 2015 10:22 AM (0O7c5)
For a long time it was zulilly or some women's clothier.
Then, it was Spanish ads for something.
Now, Jimmy Dean.
Jimmy Dean is okay, the target is on.
But the others? WHY WASTE MONEY TARGETING ME WITH ZULILY? IT WON'T WORK AND YOU'LL BLAME ME.
Posted by: twoslaps at September 12, 2015 10:23 AM (wUABd)
Exactly. If I had a dollar for every time some liberal told me, "I thought you were smarter than that", I'd have a very nice amount of money.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at September 12, 2015 10:24 AM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2015 10:27 AM (rwI+c)
The completely unexpected result of raising the minimum wage to $15/hr
http://tinyurl.com/nano2vw
Posted by: chemjeff - anti-Trump/anti-Jeb/pro-conservative/pro-beer/pro-Huskers at September 12, 2015 10:27 AM (2XMpf)
Heh, likes there's anything anyone can do about climate change today. We puny humans have no power over a climate that was warming and cooling for millions of years before we showed up.
I swear they obsess over this because deep down they know it is impossible, therefore, they never have to be accountable for failure.
Meanwhile they ignore so many things they *could* do - secure borders, etc. - because it would take hard work, and force hard choices, something one can avid with frivolous, showy "planet-saving" efforts like low-flow toilets.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2015 10:27 AM (NOIQH)
liberal told me, "I thought you were smarter than that", I'd have a very
nice amount of money.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at September 12, 2015 10:24 AM (rJUlF)
True story: At my previous job, once I felt safe enough to tell my coworkers that I was a conservative, one of my coworkers told me in response, "You're a conservative? But you're such a nice guy...."
Posted by: chemjeff - anti-Trump/anti-Jeb/pro-conservative/pro-beer/pro-Huskers at September 12, 2015 10:28 AM (2XMpf)
Melatonin works for me. Also chamomile tea. Tea takes about 3 minutes to prepare. Then I let it cool before drinking. Melatonin takes about 5 to 10 minutes. Don't do anything. The melatonin sleepiness dissipates if you concentrate. Probably why melatonin doesn't work for everyone. Melatonin has been banned elsewhere. Don't know why. There are no reports of any adverse reactions to melatonin that I know of. Probably was hurting sales of Ativan. :-)
Posted by: babbler at September 12, 2015 10:28 AM (PGh+Q)
Posted by: Paladin at September 12, 2015 10:29 AM (hxLER)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 12, 2015 10:29 AM (0O7c5)
1st game in the NFL season and they are already accusing the Pat's of cheating.
Posted by: Paladin at September 12, 2015 10:29 AM (hxLER)
I blame it on Tom Brady's diet of arugula and quinoa
Posted by: chemjeff - anti-Trump/anti-Jeb/pro-conservative/pro-beer/pro-Huskers at September 12, 2015 10:32 AM (2XMpf)
I'm hearing cherry juice and drugs and...
Nothing about properly rocking him to sleep?
**shakes head**
Posted by: teej who wants a lab puppy at September 12, 2015 10:33 AM (NqaQ9)
Posted by: VBJonny at September 12, 2015 10:33 AM (RIjrq)
It's all they got. They aborted all their potential children. :-)
Think Corporate Jane Fonda.
They are trying to sell you useless crap for-the-children.
Besides they can't spend that money in hell. :-)
Posted by: babbler at September 12, 2015 10:33 AM (PGh+Q)
Posted by: nckate at September 12, 2015 10:35 AM (n8XJW)
Posted by: I am not a Trumpkin! at September 12, 2015 10:35 AM (hgBpU)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 12, 2015 10:35 AM (2cS/G)
Of course, but now it's somehow my fault.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2015 10:16 AM (rwI+c)
Ha! Well if you hadn't said anything.....
Posted by: BurtTC at September 12, 2015 10:36 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: @votermom at September 12, 2015 10:37 AM (cbfNE)
http://www.michellesmirror.com/2015/09/
black-holes-are-where-god-divided-by.html#.VfQ5xWdRE5t
Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2015 10:40 AM (NOIQH)
at ESPN has had to work in 7 months, just repeat rumors, recycle them
through different shows and then discuss the recycling of the rumors,
repeat. They're not going to give up on that angle until they absolutely
have to. And as long as they keep at it, all of Goodell's and ESPN's
fanbois will be thrilled that they don't have to switch the channel to
the Kardashians when they want their gossip fix.
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 12, 2015 10:35 AM (2cS/G)
Michaels, and whoever it was in the booth with him the other night were particularly nasty about it. Talking about how teams that come into Foxboro always seem to have SOMETHING go wrong, and they would not stop showing a steamed Mike Tomlin pacing the sidelines with an apparently useless headset on.
I took that to mean the league office sent orders to NBC to talk up this crap.
Goodall needs to go.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 12, 2015 10:40 AM (TOk1P)
I'm thinking they both have to get up in the morning and go to work. I know I had a difficult time doing that after a proper rocking after I turned 35.
"Rock On!"
Posted by: babbler at September 12, 2015 10:41 AM (PGh+Q)
247 1st game in the NFL season and they are already accusing the Pat's of cheating.
Posted by: Paladin at September 12, 2015 10:29 AM (hxLER)
Frankly I think they should accuse them every game. Soley based on the entertainment value of listening to the massholes bitch and moan and whine. And whine. And whine.
And whine.
Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2015 10:42 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Paladin at September 12, 2015 10:29 AM (hxLER)
Whining has been proven to get you what you want in every spectrum of American life. It's only natural it got into sports.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 12, 2015 10:42 AM (R6wzt)
who don't have evil intent, they still think we are inferior beings in
some way - more racist, dumber, clinging to guns and religion, etc.
Posted by: chemjeff - anti-Trump/anti-Jeb/pro-conservative/pro-beer/pro-Huskers at September 12, 2015 10:22 AM (2XMpf)
Yeah, the combination of ignorance and smugness is the most irritating thing about these people.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 12, 2015 10:42 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 12, 2015 10:47 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: @votermom at September 12, 2015 10:37 AM (cbfNE)
That was pretty good. Reminded me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azu7Xb5hy-4
By contrast, our current President's idea of humor is to snark at his opponents.
Posted by: rickl at September 12, 2015 10:49 AM (sdi6R)
http://tinyurl.com/pjmkq6r
Posted by: I am not a Trumpkin! at September 12, 2015 10:51 AM (hgBpU)
DOJ says erasing emails and private servers are totes Okey Dokey.
Move along, nothing to see here.
Posted by: navybrat at September 12, 2015 10:52 AM (ETxiG)
that I've been pressing to replace for a year, crashed at 7:30 this
morning. Son of a bitch.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2015 10:09 AM (rwI+c)
The brakeman's lament:
It's not my job to drive the train,I never get to ring the bell,But let the damned thing jump the tracks,and see who catches hell.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 12, 2015 10:55 AM (JO9+V)
A proper rocking recharges the batteries, not the opposite. Maybe that's just me.
BTW- you shouldn't actually reply to me around here babbler. Might get you ostracized.
Also nood
Posted by: teej who wants a lab puppy at September 12, 2015 10:55 AM (NqaQ9)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 12, 2015 11:13 AM (iQIUe)
Good morning yall! Did somebody mention bacon? Ive yet to find good bacon here. Sux.
Posted by: fastfreefall at September 12, 2015 06:12 AM (imqkU)
Might want to consider the Bacon Of The Month Club
http://tinyurl.com/ya2ex7s
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 12, 2015 11:15 AM (o98Jz)
But even among those lefties who don't have evil intent
I don't understand these words you've carelessly strung together.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 12, 2015 11:18 AM (o98Jz)
Posted by: Pol Pot at September 12, 2015 12:49 PM (gFO8N)
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