Morning Thread (9-9-2015)

Granny Clinton: "My bad."

What else do you want from her, people? Now can we please just talk about the things she wants to talk about?

Posted by: Andy at 06:13 AM




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1 First?

Posted by: bunnyfluff the destroyer at September 09, 2015 06:14 AM (RZG6O)

2 DAY 1,037

426 to go (499 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, mewling mattress myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2015 06:16 AM (St6BJ)

3
Would you please let Clinton eat her muff in peace?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2015 06:17 AM (St6BJ)

4 What else do you want from her, people? Now can we please just talk about the things she wants to talk about?


She is truly a lousy campaigner. Sleeping next to a good one (well, in theory anyway) apparently isn't enough.

I actually think given how most of the scandals were her, she was probably a drag on ol' Bill. Yes Bill is crooked as they come, but his scandals were more discreet. She was always the idiot with no sense.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 09, 2015 06:21 AM (OqR5R)

5 The End of Heterosexuality and the Dismantlement of Gender

Radical feminist lesbian, but I repeat myself, Julie Bindel has opened up to the "radfem collective" about her thoughts on destroying heterosexuality and abolishing the "Patriaricial" idea of gender.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9905

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 09, 2015 06:21 AM (AM+tj)

6 Oh. Well, make her president, I guess. All is forgiven.

Posted by: Evil Otto at September 09, 2015 06:21 AM (6eVVe)

7 At some point, Granny Clinton is going to realize that a new walker, hover round and a step in bath tub might be more age appropriate.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2015 06:22 AM (VPLuQ)

8 You've taken your pound of flesh, evil Vast Right Wing Conspiracy! At long last, have you no shame?!

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at September 09, 2015 06:25 AM (Cq0oW)

9 Posted by: The Political Hat at September 09, 2015 06:21 AM (AM+tj)


Probably in a decade we will be defending the right to be heterosexual from serious threat.

Hell, it's already starting.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 09, 2015 06:27 AM (OqR5R)

10 Her apology is an act of love, time to move on.
Jebby...

Posted by: Thurston Howell Trump at September 09, 2015 06:27 AM (YdMGo)

11 Guess the "I'm sorry I confused you morons w/ my lies" apology didn't poll well. I mean really, could she run a worse campaign?

She is toast, never will be president. Someone just needs to get out the garlic or a stake for this campaign.

Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2015 06:28 AM (o/90i)

12 Posted by: The Political Hat at September 09, 2015 06:21 AM

I loved your riff on the Stones song at the end of the last thread. It's too good to be missed there, you should repost it here.

Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2015 06:30 AM (o/90i)

13 I loved your riff on the Stones song at the end of the last thread. It's too good to be missed there, you should repost it here.

Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2015 06:30 AM (o/90i)


Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a woman of wealth and station
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's donation

And I was 'round when Lewinsky
Had her moment of public shame
Made damn sure that my husband
Got off scott-free and secured fate

I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Bowed to Putin and his ministers
The reset button was in vain

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a woman of wealth and spite
And I laid traps for Ambassadors
Who get killed when they reached Benghazi

Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Hillary
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

Posted by: The Rolling Hat at September 09, 2015 06:32 AM (AM+tj)

14
So the Demokrats now have 41 votes for the Iran Surrender, enough to not only ensure passage but to ensure a filibuster of the vote itself. SCOAMF is warming up his MontBlanc as we speak.

McCocksikle won't even suspend the rules just this once to prevent a filibuster. Even if it passes, the non-Jew Jews will have their name on the instrument of our destruction. At least it's good politics.

Not even that, let alone just calling it a treaty and taking the two-thirds roll call vote.

FUCK YOU TO HELL MITCH MCCONNELL and your sock puppet BOB CORKER.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2015 06:33 AM (St6BJ)

15 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2015 06:33 AM (u82oZ)

16 13 Oh my!

Posted by: Sulu at September 09, 2015 06:34 AM (u82oZ)

17 8 You've taken your pound of flesh, evil Vast Right Wing Conspiracy! At long last, have you no shame?!
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at September 09, 2015 06:25 AM (Cq0oW)


Some conspiracy. Kept her and her wicked "husband" in power for decades while they goniffed everything in sight. Including our national security.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2015 06:34 AM (St6BJ)

18 A new day, and here I was hoping not to be sold feminine products in Spanish! One little wish. Denied!

Posted by: MTF at September 09, 2015 06:36 AM (TcePY)

19 Well, up early today. Off to Duke to get 2nd cast removed and stitches and staples removed. Then a third cast. Might be walking a little by Thanksgiving!

Posted by: Agitator at September 09, 2015 06:36 AM (IL8Yc)

20 18 A new day, and here I was hoping not to be sold feminine products in Spanish! One little wish. Denied!
Posted by: MTF at September 09, 2015 06:36 AM (TcePY)


productos de higiene de las mujeres

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2015 06:38 AM (St6BJ)

21 Tom Maguire thinks its pretty funny the NYT editorial writers think government policy makers have more to say about hourly wages than do economic forces of supply and demand for labor.

http://bit.ly/1NhIyA0

Posted by: MTF at September 09, 2015 06:39 AM (TcePY)

22 You know JJ, I admit I like the names of those things: Stayfree and Carefree. Perfect products to sell on a liberty-loving blog.

Posted by: MTF at September 09, 2015 06:40 AM (TcePY)

23 The only "feminine" products we want here are hot, red-headed and topless.
I heartily endorse some Cob With The Keys just global-replacing "maxipad" with Hot Topless Redhead. Convenient, easy-to-use, highly absorbent Hot Topless...

Why, the thread could go on for hours. Thousand posts easy.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 09, 2015 06:41 AM (xq1UY)

24 Which is worse; selling 25 years worth of missile technology to the Chinese in the 1990's,
Or,
Selling 95% of North American uranium to Russia in 2014?

Posted by: Shining City on the Hill at September 09, 2015 06:41 AM (sJuKe)

25 Help me Pixy, you are my only hope.

Home IP is blocked.

#twoweeks

/sigh, dang customer calls win again...

Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at September 09, 2015 06:42 AM (4pjhs)

26
Late summer/fall allergies are kicking in. Oh joy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2015 06:42 AM (St6BJ)

27 18 A new day, and here I was hoping not to be sold feminine products in Spanish! One little wish. Denied!

Posted by: MTF at September 09, 2015 06:36 AM (TcePY)

................

And the pink hurts my eyes. Where on earth did this ad come from??

Posted by: Molly k at September 09, 2015 06:42 AM (zS+qK)

28 A new day, and here I was hoping not to be sold feminine products in Spanish! One little wish. Denied!
Posted by: MTF at September 09, 2015 06:36 AM

LMAO

Ahorra ya indeed. WTF does that mean?

Stayfree@
Keep moving@

Well I'll try, but these azzholes in power keep trying to steal my freedom!

Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2015 06:43 AM (o/90i)

29 22 You know JJ, I admit I like the names of those things: Stayfree and Carefree. Perfect products to sell on a liberty-loving blog.
Posted by: MTF at September 09, 2015 06:40 AM (TcePY)


Well the tree of Stayfree must be watered with the blood of, er, tyrants.

Monthly, evidently.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2015 06:43 AM (St6BJ)

30 27 And the pink hurts my eyes. Where on earth did this ad come from??
Posted by: Molly k at September 09, 2015 06:42 AM (zS+qK)


It's blood money, and Ace doesn't care.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 09, 2015 06:45 AM (St6BJ)

31 And the pink hurts my eyes. Where on earth did this ad come from??

Probably some adserver in Mexico City. It's an illegal immigrant ad.

Posted by: MTF at September 09, 2015 06:45 AM (TcePY)

32 Vote for Hillary! Because, if there is one thing we need it's more lies and dishonesty in Washington! The woman has no shame and letting her get away with it (MFM) is not helping her problem, just making it worse. And it doesn't help the country one bit.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at September 09, 2015 06:50 AM (Bbcs8)

33 From the "doing work Republicans won't do" department comes Joe Biden's opening salvo in his campaign. He blasts the evil economic record of the.... errrrrr ..... Obama-Biden administration.

http://bit.ly/1NhK4C2

Posted by: MTF at September 09, 2015 06:51 AM (TcePY)

34 Posted by: Agitator at September 09, 2015 06:36 AM

GL Agitator

Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2015 06:51 AM (o/90i)

35 Vote for Hillary! Because, if there is one thing we need it's more lies and dishonesty in Washington! The woman has no shame and letting her get away with it (MFM) is not helping her problem, just making it worse. And it doesn't help the country one bit.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at September 09, 2015 06:50 AM (Bbcs


Word.

Posted by: Queen Zenobia at September 09, 2015 06:51 AM (AM+tj)

36 Should I try to sleep for a couple hours, or just OD on coffee?

Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2015 06:52 AM (AXDnw)

37 Is someone trolling the blog with the Spanish max ipad ads?

Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2015 06:53 AM (2Ocf1)

38 Hillary will be gone soon enough, once her financial backers decide she can't win and they turn their attention to a new puppet.

Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at September 09, 2015 06:54 AM (4pjhs)

39 Watch the news
Embargo Trump / Cruz
Rally in DC
Against nukes for Khomeini

Posted by: @votermom at September 09, 2015 06:54 AM (Y2PiL)

40 It's like the MFM is starting to get it on the email thing that Ms Clinton is a liar. They keep,orbiting near the truth then have to back away.

Posted by: blaster at September 09, 2015 06:55 AM (2Ocf1)

41 She is toast, never will be president. Someone just needs to get out the garlic or a stake for this campaign.
Posted by: Farmer
-----------------------
I've been saying that forever.
But, damn do I hope the Dems are stupid enough to run her...

Then again, we're stupid enough to lose to her.

Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2015 06:55 AM (AXDnw)

42 Should I try to sleep for a couple hours, or just OD on coffee?

Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2015 06:52 AM (AXDnw)


Depends. How long will you have to stay awake after those couple of hours? Also, how many alarm clocks do you have?

Posted by: The Temporal Hat at September 09, 2015 06:56 AM (AM+tj)

43 Should I try to sleep for a couple hours, or just OD on coffee?
Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2015 06:52 AM

Try some sleep. Worse case it doesn't happen, best case it does.

Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2015 06:57 AM (o/90i)

44 Which is worse; selling 25 years worth of missile technology to the Chinese in the 1990's,
Or,
Selling 95% of North American uranium to Russia in 2014




Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2015 06:57 AM (R5V4T)

45 Khamenei, not Khomeini

Dang it's hard to keep these ayatollahs straight

Posted by: @votermom at September 09, 2015 06:58 AM (mjGaP)

46 Black Lives Matter:

Chicago: 4 shot Back to school, no time for target practice
Baltimore: Gray family getting 6.4 million,yeah. will this get the family off welfare?
The family will probably be off for awhile, then back on. 6.4 million isn't what it use to be! Nothing like haveing a son who is the honored dead....I'd expect a Blvd to be named after Freddie before long, or at least an alley somewhere in Baltimore.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at September 09, 2015 06:59 AM (eoM8x)

47 It's an illegal immigrant ad.

-
You mean pre-citizen ad.

Posted by: The Great _______ Snark at September 09, 2015 07:00 AM (JJyQZ)

48 Depends. How long will you have to stay awake after those couple of hours? Also, how many alarm clocks do you have?
------------------
Let me count my alarm clocks...
Zero.
Shit, I'm unemployed - I don't have to get up today! I have plenty to do, though. Meh. I can do it tomorrow.

Procrastinators Unite! Maybe tomorrow, though? Today isn't so good for me.

Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2015 07:01 AM (AXDnw)

49 Mmmmmmm. Chik-fil-A Breakfast of H8.
Breakfast of Closers.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2015 07:01 AM (R5V4T)

50 39 Watch the news
Embargo Trump / Cruz
Rally in DC
Against nukes for Khomeini
Posted by: @votermom at September 09, 2015 06:54 AM (Y2PiL)


I see very little coming from this rally. The good thing will be if Trump calls all the people who voted for Corker's bill idiots while Ted Cruz has a smile plastered on his face.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 09, 2015 07:02 AM (OqR5R)

51 Night, or Morning, all.

Here is "Little Maggie" by Billy Strings and Don Julin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4CaLA1MOII

Posted by: The Night (or Morning) Hat at September 09, 2015 07:02 AM (AM+tj)

52 Hmm, Jeb is on Fox & Friends. He really has a HUGE forehead, never noticed before.

Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2015 07:02 AM (o/90i)

53 I just get the typical ads based on my browsing history.
Must be some link I didn't click and y'all did.

Posted by: @votermom at September 09, 2015 07:03 AM (si3ia)

54 Anglea Merkle says the jihadists she wants to import will "change Germany". Already started, Madame Chancellor!

Here's the case of a middle school in Bavaria telling parents to make sure their girls are covered up, because there have been some cases of refugee men following the girls and "bothering them". It's all a "misunderstanding", says the school administration.

Heheh. Misunderstanding. Yup- that's what it is alright.

http://bit.ly/1g93wnA

Posted by: MTF at September 09, 2015 07:04 AM (TcePY)

55 Two days in a row we get pink Feminine hygiene product ads in Spanish. Hmmm......

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 09, 2015 07:04 AM (iONHu)

56 Been flipping back and forth between MSNBC & Animal Planet. I swear, for a few minutes, I couldn't tell the difference between Morning Joe and Chimpanzee Island...

Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2015 07:05 AM (AXDnw)

57 Here's the case of a middle school in Bavaria telling parents to make sure their girls are covered up, because there have been some cases of refugee men following the girls and "bothering them". It's all a "misunderstanding", says the school administration.

Heheh. Misunderstanding. Yup- that's what it is alright.

http://bit.ly/1g93wnA

Posted by: MTF at September 09, 2015 07:04 AM (TcePY)


Not middle schoolers... GRADE SCHOOL GIRLS

http://preview.tinyurl.com/p3nhxkp

Posted by: The Political Hat at September 09, 2015 07:07 AM (AM+tj)

58 Procrastinators Unite! Maybe tomorrow, though? Today isn't so good for me.
Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2015 07:01 AM

Hah, I knew we had a lot in common.

My best procrastination was never getting all the little things fixed on my SUV. It was totaled by some ditzy 17 yo gal who I swear was on her phone or texting. I saved some $ by procrastinating.

Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2015 07:08 AM (o/90i)

59 Posted by: MTF at September 09, 2015 07:04 AM (TcePY)

Just doing the molesting German men won't...

Posted by: @votermom at September 09, 2015 07:09 AM (VttJa)

60 Jeb could use a little more Brylcreem in his hair.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at September 09, 2015 07:10 AM (Bbcs8)

61 re : and Merkel is supposed to be the conservative, which I guess makes Jeb B the conservative

Posted by: Mayflower at September 09, 2015 07:10 AM (qSIlh)

62 Its a new day for Hillary, now we can move to womens issues and all the really important issues this country faces! From here on in, I am going to show my human side and how lovable I can really be, and what a great president I would make!

Posted by: The next president at September 09, 2015 07:11 AM (eoM8x)

63 Been flipping back and forth between MSNBC & Animal Planet. I swear, for a few minutes, I couldn't tell the difference between Morning Joe and Chimpanzee Island...



Less poo flung on the Island.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2015 07:11 AM (R5V4T)

64 Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2015 07:05 AM

WTH is the attraction of MSNBC? To gawk at people as dumb as animals?

Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2015 07:14 AM (o/90i)

65 Had to look it up, because not Catholic. Neither is Hillary, but the map on Penance here seems useful:

The sacrament has four elements, three on the part of the penitent (contrition, confession and satisfaction) and one on the part of the minister of the sacrament (absolution).

I've yet to hear her acknowledge the actual, specific wrongs she's done. count by count. She takes responsibility -- for WHAT? "I made a mistake."

She still suggests that these wrongs were something other than her own deliberate choice. The priest would laugh her out of the box. "What I did was permitted."

And I have yet to hear any reason to expect that she'll never do more of the same. She didn't LIE. She didn't attempt to STEAL records that are the property of the American people. She didn't ENDANGER us by putting secrets on the open internet. She didn't OBSTRUCT justice. "I'll do all I can to be more transparent."

You don't DEMAND absolution. You EARN it.

Posted by: Spellcheck at September 09, 2015 07:16 AM (j+aWk)

66 Yeah, so what, she's a douche. And the lazy dumb uninformed American electorate will elect her.

Posted by: redenzo at September 09, 2015 07:17 AM (WCnJW)

67 Wednesday smile. Youngster learns respect for the flag.

http://tinyurl.com/owyb2fs

Posted by: The Great _______ Snark at September 09, 2015 07:17 AM (JJyQZ)

68 @51 Maggie yer ass, that's "Darlin' Corey" just bigger'n hell.

Go away, go away, darling Corey
Stop hanging around my bed
Bad liquor has ruined my body
Bad women gone to my head

It's impolite to criticize a guy who sounds so much like Bill Monroe, but I was expecting a version of this "southern" ballad, known in folk music church as Child #74: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XBcr49-Rpw
Damned spooky song.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 09, 2015 07:19 AM (xq1UY)

69 The great Birddog of Maggies Farm is trying to spread the word on "Great Courses", an easy way to take great college coursework at home, cheaply.

http://bit.ly/1OcAjpE

Posted by: MTF at September 09, 2015 07:20 AM (TcePY)

70 Morning all

Another day, Another clinton version

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 09, 2015 07:21 AM (gf8BH)

71 WTH is the attraction of MSNBC?

Posted by: Farmer at 07:14 AM
________

MSNBC?? What about TIME magazine? I have never in my life seen such foolishness in print week after week. This, mind you, from a former reader of Weekly World News. I gawk at TIME covers in the supermarket, amazed that anyone can possibly take it at all seriously. It's the epitome of ridonkulous.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 09, 2015 07:23 AM (+o0LP)

72 Iran threatens Israel's annihalationagain. According to a tweet from the supreme leader's twitter acount, "God willing there will be nothing as the zionist regime by next 25 years."


Hey Fredo, thanks for giving them the bomb. I mean what could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 09, 2015 07:25 AM (gf8BH)

73
Over at polyamory advocacy sex blog The Federalist:

Donald Trump and the War on the Brains of the Right by Robert Tracinski

tribalism, while having a certain primeval appeal to the unthinking, is profoundly unpersuasive to those who dont already embrace it. It is unpersuasive precisely because it is not based on universal ideas that can be embraced by those outside the tribe.

Believe me, the 17th time you call us cuckservatives, it does not gain any power or eloquence. In fact, far from broadening their movement, the Trumpenprols are repelling just about everybody else within the right.

http://tinyurl.com/pkbukx7


"Don't call your betters a cuckservative, you Trumpenprol", she exclaimed. "Because we're the Brains of the Right".

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 09, 2015 07:25 AM (kdS6q)

74 [71] The Time pamphlet fits well with dumb, lazy, uninformed Americans.

Posted by: redenzo at September 09, 2015 07:25 AM (WCnJW)

75
Also at the Federalist:

No, Black Lives Matter Isn't About Hurting Cops By Emily Ekins

We - all Americans - should listen to Black Lives Matter.

http://thefederalist.com/2015/09/08/

CATO "scholar" insists when speakers at BLM rallies exclaim "Kill the Cops" to the applause of the crowd, doesn't count. Because drugs.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 09, 2015 07:31 AM (kdS6q)

76 Just looking through the ONT now and Maet uncorked a good one last night. I especially love the irony of "refugees" rioting for free wifi. These folks are Progressive voters in the making.

Posted by: MTF at September 09, 2015 07:34 AM (TcePY)

77 Posted by: FireHorse at September 09, 2015 07:23 AM

Know what you mean about TIME. At least 10 years ago I was reading hand me downs from my grandmother and couldn't believe the ridiculous commie crap they were peddling.

Sad commentary on our society that they are still in business.

Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2015 07:34 AM (o/90i)

78 I'm hoping beyond hope that Huckabee doesn't get a poll bump from his shameless pimping of Kim Davis. Last night was like watching Jerry Lewis haul out a suffering kid in a wheelchair to recite a few slogans that the ad guys whipped up.

As long as he sees a few more votes, he'll prolong her pain and provoke her to get sent back to jail.

Posted by: Spellcheck at September 09, 2015 07:34 AM (j+aWk)

79 Send Hillary to D.C. She fits right in!

Morning, Glories!

Posted by: mindful webworker - nightmare! at September 09, 2015 07:34 AM (sLVyZ)

80 The long running inquiry into Christie and "Bridgegate" has resulted in the CEO of United losing his job. It appears that United put on a special weekly flight for a Port Authority official to get to his S.C. vacation home, while their "rent" at Newark was under negotiation. Turn over one rock, and huh. It's like the Traction Trusts.

Sure hope this doesn't unfairly impact bike trails and elevated dog parks. Lots of jobs involved, and grant money too. Could they dig Robert Moses up?

I imagine regulators get suspicious any time a major airline suddenly improves its service. Especially to South Carolina.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 09, 2015 07:35 AM (xq1UY)

81 I'm embarrassed to admit this, but I like watching the news stories about Trump. He makes me laugh. I know that he's a PT Barnum but just the fact that he has the Republicans scrambling is awesome.

I'm a Trump fan... because. Just because. Ultimately, the RNC will run an approved candidate of their choosing. But at this moment, to paraphrase the smartest woman in the DNC, what difference does it make?!?!

I've slowly discovered that antiestablishmentarianism is more than just a long-assed word.

Posted by: Usedtocould at September 09, 2015 07:35 AM (pz+6x)

82
My Tax Overhaul To Unleash 4% Growth - Jeb Bush, Wall Street Journal

Note that the historic average inflation adjusted GDP growth rate is 4.4%, so --- uh -- thanks !Jeb! for aiming high.

http://www.multpl.com/us-real-gdp-growth-rate

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 09, 2015 07:36 AM (kdS6q)

83 Spellcheck, I know Inherit The Wind was really inaccurate, but didn't Huck remind you of WJB delivering his "Age of Rocks, Rock of Ages" testimony? This whole thing is looking like Scopes redux, including the street scene carnival.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at September 09, 2015 07:38 AM (xq1UY)

84 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 09, 2015 07:31 AM (kdS6q)

Well when Ben Domenech is over at the Daily Beast kind of getting it but not really getting it, you can't expect much from the rest of The Federalist gang.

"The top issues for the Iowa voters who have given Trump such a boost are two things that have been low on the agenda for the Tea Party and its organized components: immigration and trade."

Let's see, it's been 6 years since the Tea Party. Immigration has gone from bad to horrible. And trade has always been a simmering issue. Full blown protectionism, no. But maybe some trade deals that don't look like sticking it to the American worker. Things change but obviously Domenech can't adapt.

Posted by: WOPR at September 09, 2015 07:40 AM (nRvEn)

85 Sad commentary on our society that they [TIME magazine] are still in business.

Posted by: Farmer at 07:34 AM
________

Sad indeed, if you accept that the market is never wrong.

Then again, the market has transformed Newsweek into a fourth-rate blog. So there's hope.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 09, 2015 07:41 AM (+o0LP)

86 My Tax Overhaul To Unleash 4% Growth - Jeb Bush, Wall Street Journal

---------------------------

Glad to see the genius campaign consultants for Jeb? continue to flail. I figure tax reform is pretty low on most people's list of things to fix. Plus, your 0% tax rate after the H1B or illegal takes your job puts tax reform low on your concern list.

Posted by: WOPR at September 09, 2015 07:45 AM (nRvEn)

87 Doesn't Huck understand that the song "Eye of the Tiger" is just species-mixing, pro-evolution propaganda?

You'd think that Jesus' victory anthem would be a little more ... reverent.

Posted by: Spellcheck at September 09, 2015 07:45 AM (j+aWk)

88
And today Apple is unveiling a new set of their toys, an iPhone with a slightly different whatever and such -- so meltdown on the internet.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 09, 2015 07:45 AM (kdS6q)

89 I'm hoping beyond hope that Huckabee doesn't get a poll bump from his shameless pimping of Kim Davis. Last night was like watching Jerry Lewis haul out a suffering kid in a wheelchair to recite a few slogans that the ad guys whipped up.

As long as he sees a few more votes, he'll prolong her pain and provoke her to get sent back to jail.
Posted by: Spellcheck at September 09, 2015 07:34 AM (j+aWk)

I would not worry about that. I mean I think the Huckster is probably a nice guy but everyone recognizes he is a joke and sideshow.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 09, 2015 07:47 AM (gf8BH)

90 One hilarity from Maet's ONT that should get widely noticed is the spectacle of Rolling Stone asking a judge to impose a gag order on proceedings in the UVa. dean's defamation case against the magazine and home-brew journalist Sabrina Rubin Erdely.

It seems Rolling Stone thinks publicity will be embarrassing. You cannot make this shit up.

Posted by: MTF at September 09, 2015 07:48 AM (TcePY)

91 Looks like Grace has fizzled just like Erika and Fred.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2015 07:48 AM (9tnUZ)

92 Just to be clear,

If I were working for the gov't, and had gotten caught gathering classified Top Secret information on my private server in my basement, justice would be so swift it would make my eyeballs bleed.

There aren't enough "sorry's" in the universe to make a difference.

Posted by: franksalterego at September 09, 2015 07:49 AM (Fh+WR)

93 The "smart" set on the 'Pub side doesn't understand how to manage the Trump. Trump is going to delegate, he will not micro-manage. He is not a detail guy.

So, if your a wonk, and you want to cover your bets on a Trump ascendancy -- establish a position as the uber-wonk on an issue, and do not slam Trump in the media. Contact his campaign and start a dialog on the issue -- before it gets hot.

Then use your slime ball media friends to make it hot, you craft the Trump position, support its tenets in the media. Profit as Secretary/Czar/Agency head ... whatever.

Stop trying to play kingmaker, all your doing is pissing of the proles.

Posted by: Jean at September 09, 2015 07:49 AM (ztOda)

94 And today Apple is unveiling a new set of their toys, an iPhone with a slightly different whatever and such -- so meltdown on the internet.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 09, 2015 07:45 AM (kdS6q)

I HATE Apple's politics but I use all their devices and it makes my life so much easier. Sigh
Such is life
Oh and for full disclosure, my wife owns a bits of Apple Stock, BLess her Soul

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 09, 2015 07:49 AM (gf8BH)

95 Doesn't Huck understand that the song "Eye of the Tiger" is just species-mixing, pro-evolution propaganda?

Posted by: Spellcheck at 07:45 AM
________

What Huckabee needs to realize is that by the time they're playing "Burning Heart" for that clerk in Kentucky, he'll be dead.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 09, 2015 07:50 AM (+o0LP)

96 Hump-Day Humor from Reaganite Republican
(cartoons & posters)
http://bit.ly/RR-20150909

Posted by: mindful webworker - linkishly at September 09, 2015 07:51 AM (sLVyZ)

97 Then again, the market has transformed Newsweek into a fourth-rate blog. So there's hope.
Posted by: FireHorse at September 09, 2015 07:41 AM

LOL, yes hope indeed. May Time go the same route. Luce would be ashamed of what they are today.

Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2015 07:51 AM (o/90i)

98 Also at the Federalist:

No, Black Lives Matter Isn't About Hurting Cops By Emily Ekins

We - all Americans - should listen to Black Lives Matter.

http://thefederalist.com/2015/09/08/

CATO "scholar" insists when speakers at BLM rallies exclaim "Kill the Cops" to the applause of the crowd, doesn't count. Because drugs.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 09, 2015 07:31 AM (kdS6q)


So lemme get this straight: we should listen to BLM because Tea Party? So now every "grassroots" movement is the same??


They let nimrods post at that so-called conservative webzine, I see.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 09, 2015 07:52 AM (Dj0WE)

99 The next four names on the storm list are - Henri, Ida, Joaquin, and Kate. Then Larry and Mindy.

And in 2019, one of the selected names is Barry. But no Donald.

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/aboutnames.shtml

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2015 07:53 AM (9tnUZ)

100 Do they even put Time at checkout aisles any more?

Posted by: Jean at September 09, 2015 07:54 AM (ztOda)

101 Hump-Day Humor from Reaganite Republican

(cartoons posters)

http://bit.ly/RR-20150909

Posted by: mindful webworker - linkishly at September 09, 2015 07:51 AM (sLVyZ)

Nice, but depressing site!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 09, 2015 07:54 AM (ftVQq)

102 I HATE Apple's politics but I use all their devices and it makes my life so much easier. Sigh
Such is life
Oh and for full disclosure, my wife owns a bits of Apple Stock, BLess her Soul
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 09, 2015 07:49 AM (gf8BH)


I always figured Apple products were convenient for teenagers who access crappy pop music and twitter.


Other than that, I'm not sure what the purpose is. Except the same things as every other phone.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 09, 2015 07:55 AM (Dj0WE)

103 Has LadyS been on since the meetup?

Posted by: Jean at September 09, 2015 07:55 AM (ztOda)

104 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 09, 2015 07:55 AM (ZQfW9)

105 Amount of Tea Party related violence: 0

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 09, 2015 07:56 AM (oVJmc)

106 OK I get it now. Hillary is trying to get in front of the latest news about her illegal server. Apparently two Senate Investigators have proposed that the server IT guy Pagliano and his lawyers go to an off the record hearing to determine if the Senate would grant him immunity to testify.

Her apology makes sense now. If they give him immunity they also need to put him in the witness protection program because Hillary is gong to be pi$$ed.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 09, 2015 07:56 AM (iONHu)

107 My Tax Overhaul To Unleash 4% Growth - Jeb Bush, Wall Street Journal

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 09, 2015 07:36 AM (kdS6q)
============================

I've come to believe politicians like Jebster, a guy who probably started his campaign with only a tenuous belief in his consultants policy ideas, is by now just saying whatever random thing he can think of saying in hopes of generating something, anything positive.

He has reached the el toast-o phase, just like Medal Winner Hillary Clinton, and is getting noisy out of desperation.


Posted by: MTF at September 09, 2015 07:56 AM (TcePY)

108 So Hrothgar, ever get your Penthouse Forums unbound?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2015 07:57 AM (9tnUZ)

109 It seems Rolling Stone thinks publicity will be embarrassing.

Posted by: MTF at September 09, 2015 07:48 AM
________

Rolling Stone's current cover story is "The Unshakable Faith of Russell Wilson" which led me to conclude that Wilson is agnostic, maybe even atheist.

(I know that there are SOME true things in Rolling Stone, but it's easier to play the percentages and assume everything in that rag is false.)

Posted by: FireHorse at September 09, 2015 07:57 AM (+o0LP)

110 93 Jean

I think that's what Cruz is playing at. If Trump can turn today's participation with the Tea Party into either a success or at least not make "Tea Party" a pejorative to the Trump base, then hopefully Cruz won't be too beat up by the MSM for his Tea Party Affiliation.

Posted by: Usedtocould at September 09, 2015 07:58 AM (pz+6x)

111 There aren't enough "sorry's" in the universe to make a difference.

Posted by: franksalterego at September 09, 2015 07:49 AM (Fh+WR)


Friend and I were discussing the Clinton server and the handling of top level National Security information (which we both had handled back when National Security was still a thing) and concluded that if we had done any one of the many actions Hillary has done, we'd be in a sub-basement at Leavenworth, dreaming of seeing the sun again!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 09, 2015 07:58 AM (ftVQq)

112 So Hrothgar, ever get your Penthouse Forums unbound?


Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2015 07:57 AM (9tnUZ)


Imma still trying to remember the "safe" word!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 09, 2015 08:00 AM (ftVQq)

113 Hrothgar: Nice, but depressing site!

Depressing? Oh. I'm guessing you mean because of the contrast of Reagan and now.

Posted by: mindful webworker - relinkishly at September 09, 2015 08:00 AM (sLVyZ)

114 "Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?"

http://preview.tinyurl.com/polkj4x

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2015 08:00 AM (9tnUZ)

115 Posted by: mindful webworker - linkishly at September 09, 2015 07:51 AM

Thanks for that link, like that site.

A point made there...Ahmed Vahidi who bombed a Jewish community center in Argentina and killed 85 is now not sanctioned thanks to the deal w/ Iran.

Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2015 08:00 AM (o/90i)

116 There is a whole separate angle to this email thing with HRC that if wish I could talk about on the blog. Of course, if I was a Clintonista, I could - apparently.

Posted by: Jean at September 09, 2015 08:01 AM (ztOda)

117 Amount of Tea Party related violence: 0

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at 07:56 AM
________

Guess you can rule out a Nobel Peace Prize.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 09, 2015 08:01 AM (+o0LP)

118 Safe word? "Web?" "Vodka?" "Turkey baster?" "Chelsea?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2015 08:02 AM (9tnUZ)

119 Do they even put Time at checkout aisles any more?
Posted by: Jean at September 09, 2015 07:54 AM

It's prolly seen as less reliable than the National Enquirer. At least they caught John Edwards.

Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2015 08:03 AM (o/90i)

120 Hope Vic is well-rested this morning.

I'm having withdrawals without his acerbic take on the world.

But I hope he's well-rested.

Posted by: mindful webworker - naturally at September 09, 2015 08:03 AM (sLVyZ)

121
President Obama Bear Grylls Eat Raw Salmon on 'Running Wild'

http://tinyurl.com/o8yt7ft

Oh, The O is eating sashimi. How rugged.

Real g'damned quote:

"Every once in a while, if I do something unexpected, the phrase we use is that, 'The bear is loose,' so to be with Bear in the woods, it doesn't get any better than that."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 09, 2015 08:03 AM (kdS6q)

122 Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks

Hey Gmac - if you unplug your modem overnight or longer will you get a new IP address?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 09, 2015 08:05 AM (UpGcq)

123 Good morning all

Posted by: chemjeff - anti-Trump/anti-Jeb/pro-conservative at September 09, 2015 08:05 AM (2XMpf)

124 Drunks (Hillary) and Drugged-up Anarchists are not who we need to listen to. I'm tired of these assholes bitching about the country. I want to hear from people who care about the country and want to give us hope for a better country. People who are positive about our future. These others can go pound sand.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at September 09, 2015 08:06 AM (rnH8X)

125
91 Looks like Grace has fizzled just like Erika and Fred.


Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2015 07:48 AM (9tnUZ)
============================

Maybe try PornHub. As an added inducement they're offering a $25K scholarship to help with college costs, if that's important to Grace, Erika or Fred.

Oh wait....these are storm names? Never mind.

Posted by: MTF at September 09, 2015 08:06 AM (XaO9F)

126 Hillary's emails in 4 sentences

Here are the four things you need to know about Hillary Clinton's email use during her time at the State Department.

Hillary takes responsibility for her decision to use a personal account, and the challenges it has created.

Her use of a private email account was allowed under State Department rules.

Nothing she sent or received was marked classified.

She
provided all of her work-related emails to the State Department
... except the ones that Sidney Blumenthal provided to Congress.

Posted by: President Azzhole Obama at September 09, 2015 08:07 AM (e8kgV)

127 Wonder if she grew up to have the 36 cat Cat Lady set, drive a Prius, and vote for Hillary!

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Locals-Only-Hugh-Holland-9.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2015 08:08 AM (9tnUZ)

128
Huma, get the word to Pagliano that if he testifies in any manner, he will never work for another candidate or in government for the rest of his life. We will frost his balls, and begin the process of informing the public of his faggotry and especially his predilection for child porn.

Posted by: Sir Edmund the Terminator at September 09, 2015 08:08 AM (OiFtZ)

129 Wonderful economy we are having... Macy's to close 40 stores.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2015 08:10 AM (9tnUZ)

130 On Fox & Friends they are talking to the Stae Dept's spokesweasel. His response is usually "that's under investigation".

And as for the new email czar, well she donated to Hillary after she retired. WTF? Does the public in general buy this shit?

Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2015 08:10 AM (o/90i)

131 (I know that there are SOME true things in Rolling Stone, but it's easier to play the percentages and assume everything in that rag is false.)

Posted by: FireHorse at September 09, 2015 07:57 AM (+o0LP)
===========================

haha. Following GOP politics has us all so cynical, but I pretty much agree with you on this one.

Posted by: MTF at September 09, 2015 08:13 AM (XaO9F)

132 There is a whole separate angle to this email thing with HRC that if wish I could talk about on the blog. Of course, if I was a Clintonista, I could - apparently.
Posted by: Jean at September 09, 2015 08:01 AM

That's cryptic. Go ahead, spill it.

Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2015 08:14 AM (o/90i)

133 129 Wonderful economy we are having... Macy's to close 40 stores.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2015 08:10 AM (9tnUZ)



On one hand, I feel bad for the employees. On the other, they falsely accused me of shoplifting when I was 16, and I haven't forgotten it.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel shirts and Wallet Chains at September 09, 2015 08:18 AM (yxw0r)

134
Woman warns police about the loaded gun hidden inside her genitalia after being busted in major meth haul

Ashley Castaneda, 31, was in the car with a man found to be in possession of methamphetamine in Waco, Texas, and after police found drugs on her she admitted to concealing a pistol in her vagina.

Once at the jail, a female officer searched Castaneda.The officer found a loaded .22 caliber semi-automatic Smith and Wesson pistol inside Castenada's vagina. The weapon had a round in the chamber and a full magazine.

Daily Mail


And a couple of spare magazines and a cleaning kit.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 09, 2015 08:18 AM (kdS6q)

135 Safe word? "Web?" "Vodka?" "Turkey baster?" "Chelsea?"


Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2015 08:02 AM (9tnUZ)

Now I remember, it's "Harder!".

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 09, 2015 08:18 AM (ftVQq)

136 Wonderful economy we are having... Macy's to close 40 stores.

Need moar immigrunts.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 09, 2015 08:18 AM (oVJmc)

137 93 The "smart" set on the 'Pub side doesn't understand how to manage the Trump. Trump is going to delegate, he will not micro-manage. He is not a detail guy.
=============================

You might be right on delegating, but Trump is very much a detail guy. He's a detail guy like you've never seen before. I'm no Trump supporter, but he is very detail-aware in his construction projects.

Posted by: MTF at September 09, 2015 08:19 AM (XaO9F)

138 Ashley Castaneda, 31, was in the car with a man found to be in
possession of methamphetamine in Waco, Texas, and after police found
drugs on her she admitted to concealing a pistol in her vagina.


But did she have a CC license?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 09, 2015 08:20 AM (oVJmc)

139 Posted by: mindful webworker - relinkishly at September 09, 2015 08:00 AM (sLVyZ)

Actually that is a great site, but it reminds me of how well and truly and deeply boned we are thanks to our progressive fellow citizens!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 09, 2015 08:21 AM (ftVQq)

140 Wonderful economy we are having... Macy's to close 40 stores.

Need moar immigrunts.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 09, 2015 08:18 AM (oVJmc)


Macy's didn't stock enough basic black burkhas!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 09, 2015 08:22 AM (ftVQq)

141 Maybe the muzzie "refugees" can take up the same spaces and social niches the Jews of Europe "enjoyed" for many centuries?

I mean, sure, life in the shtetl probly wasn't great - not to mention the pogroms! - but its a way to fit in and the every jew should've left by now...

Posted by: Bigby's Typing Hands at September 09, 2015 08:23 AM (3ZtZW)

142 Farmer, no - I still have some good judgement left in me.

Posted by: Jean at September 09, 2015 08:23 AM (ztOda)

143 Ashely, Ashely, Ashely; giving yet again new meaning to muff pistol.

If that gives you a stiffy, you are one sick puppy...

So an immigrant themed Macy's would be El Guapo's Supermercado?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2015 08:23 AM (9tnUZ)

144 Once at the jail, a female officer searched Castaneda.The officer found a loaded .22 caliber semi-automatic Smith and Wesson pistol inside Castenada's vagina. The weapon had a round in the chamber and a full magazine.

Daily Mail


And a couple of spare magazines and a cleaning kit.....




And a brick of .22lr........

Posted by: rickb223 at September 09, 2015 08:23 AM (hgso/)

145 When I reloaded the blog just now it tried to download something to my computer called "moated.js".

Anyone know what that is or why AoSHQ would want to drop it on my machine?

Posted by: MTF at September 09, 2015 08:23 AM (XaO9F)

146 MTF - so your saying a wall will get built.

Posted by: Jean at September 09, 2015 08:23 AM (ztOda)

147 >>Not middle schoolers... GRADE SCHOOL GIRLS

Every European town is now a potential next Rotterham.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2015 08:23 AM (NOIQH)

148 That brick of .22lr might be more rare then the meth

Posted by: Jean at September 09, 2015 08:24 AM (ztOda)

149
In propaganda news:

The image of a smooth-talking, chain-smoking and sexist James Bond may be a thing of the past as the latest 007 novel gives him a politically-correct makeover.

Author Anthony Horowitz has revealed the new book Trigger Mortis has been amended for modern readers and contains anti-smoking messages and for the first time "a very outspoken gay friend, who chides him and says "come on Bond, you're living in the 20th century now not the Middle Ages".

Daily Mail

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 09, 2015 08:25 AM (kdS6q)

150 I predict Neu Bond to suffer the same fate as Neu Coke, alles kaput!

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2015 08:25 AM (9tnUZ)

151 >>I'm embarrassed to admit this, but I like watching the news stories about Trump. He makes me laugh. I know that he's a PT Barnum but just the fact that he has the Republicans scrambling is awesome.

Same here.
What's funny is you see celebrities admitting the same thing - Owen Wilson, Bill Burr - which in that community would make hem a heretic, admitting to liking the GOP frontrunner.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2015 08:25 AM (NOIQH)

152 Posted by: Jean at September 09, 2015 08:23 AM (ztOda)

Smart move, my friend, very smart!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 09, 2015 08:26 AM (ftVQq)

153 144

So... Is this the point where we are to guess a name? Honestly, I thought you guys were going to go with Fluke.

Posted by: Usedtocould at September 09, 2015 08:27 AM (pz+6x)

154 I occasionally watch MSNBC because it's one of the best sources of what the Left truly believes (the mask is off), but without the ugly vitriol one sees at fever swamp sites like KOS, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2015 08:27 AM (NOIQH)

155 So an immigrant themed Macy's would be El Guapo's Supermercado?

Posted by: Anna Puma at 08:23 AM
________

Depends where the immigrants are from. Russian-speakers call it MAH-kooz.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 09, 2015 08:27 AM (+o0LP)

156 Posted by: Jean at September 09, 2015 08:23 AM (ztOda)
======================

Hell if I know. What I do know is Trump is a detail guy. Again, I'm no Trump supporter but I will admit he's both very smart and also detail oriented.

Posted by: MTF at September 09, 2015 08:28 AM (XaO9F)

157 >>The image of a smooth-talking, chain-smoking and sexist James Bond may be a thing of the past as the latest 007 novel gives him a politically-correct makeover.

Not Bond then.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2015 08:29 AM (NOIQH)

158 The Dump is up.

Posted by: FireHorse at September 09, 2015 08:29 AM (+o0LP)

159 Ben dumped. Get there while it's still fresh.

Posted by: MTF at September 09, 2015 08:30 AM (XaO9F)

160
So... Is this the point where we are to guess a name? Honestly, I thought you guys were going to go with Fluke.


Sandy could smuggle entire Mexican families.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at September 09, 2015 08:30 AM (oVJmc)

161 More immigrants? Indeed, that is the new illiterati solution for all ills...

I chuckle a bit at the latest ONTs - but some of us *ahem* have known for years that the "Mock UN" crowd - who's now running the country - loves "immigration" above everything else, as these "immigrants" are a convenient path to power.

Why else do you think Tammany Hall welcomed those off the boats?

Posted by: anon a mouse at September 09, 2015 08:32 AM (C9pBZ)

162 She is truly a lousy campaigner. Sleeping next to a good one (well, in theory anyway) apparently isn't enough.

I actually think given how most of the scandals were her, she was probably a drag on ol' Bill. Yes Bill is crooked as they come, but his scandals were more discreet. She was always the idiot with no sense.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 09, 2015 06:21 AM (OqR5R)
_____________________

Yes, she is the one who got them involved in the S&L scandal in Arkansas, which led to her having to hide her billing records to avoid being prosecuted. And she is the one who botched the healthcare roll-out, by acting like a bitchy prima donna. And she is the one who created the Travel-gate scandal, by firing the WH travel office staff for no good reason (plus falsely accusing them of crimes), so that she could give their jobs to her friends and cronies.

The only thing she's ever really done with any degree of competence is play a victim. She's a nasty piece of work, and as corrupt as they come. And she's not even bright enough to be able to hide how crooked she is.

Whatever she has on Bill Clinton must be awesome, otherwise it makes no sense for him to have allowed this obvious dead-weight to ride on his coattails for so many years.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 09, 2015 08:33 AM (a31sM)

163 "Republican Front Runner Donald Trump"

Posted by: AOSHQ Style Guide at September 09, 2015 08:36 AM (AYiiR)

164 resident Obama Bear Grylls Eat Raw Salmon on 'Running Wild'

http://tinyurl.com/o8yt7ft

Oh, The O is eating sashimi. How rugged.

Take that Putin!!!! I bet you can't out do that, Obama is the real man...

Posted by: Colin at September 09, 2015 08:36 AM (eoM8x)

165 So... Is this the point where we are to guess a name? Honestly, I thought you guys were going to go with Fluke.
Posted by: Usedtocould at September 09, 2015 08:27

OMG, seriously? A gun up her vag?

I really need to go back to bed and get some more sleep. Been up since 3:30 and I'm thinking you people are cray cray.

Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2015 08:36 AM (o/90i)

166 I occasionally watch MSNBC because it's one of the best sources of what the Left truly believes (the mask is off), but without the ugly vitriol one sees at fever swamp sites like KOS, etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 09, 2015 08:27 AM

I've done that on occasion, but can only stand a few minutes. Bad for the blood pressure, LOL.

Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2015 08:39 AM (o/90i)

167 157

Just what we need. Another PC character in tune with today's modern hip world. A bearded hipster wearing skinny jeans with a smart, feminist girlfriend. Or a slim, perfect pants creased law professor who just happens to be black. Kind of like "Have Peace Prize Will Travel".

IMHO, Daniel Craig looks like a spy, if spies have a look. To me, he looks kind of Slavic. Which is perfect as Bond was developed during Cold War era.

Posted by: Usedtocould at September 09, 2015 08:39 AM (pz+6x)

168 Trey Gowdy needs to walk a fine line when he confronts Hillary Clinton during her one-time appearance at the Benghazi hearing. If he presses too hard and comes across as too prosecutorial, Hillary's supporters will do a selective edit showing poor Hillary being browbeaten by the witch hunting Republicans. If he goes too easy, the truth will never come out.

Sam Langford, one of the great boxers at the turn of the last century, during the Jack Johnson era, said one of the keys to his success in the ring was figuring out what his opponent wanted to do and then stopping him from doing it. Sounds simple, right? Not so simple with Hillary since we can only guess at her approach. However, since we know alll of her answers will be carefully rehearsed beforehand,the thing to do, I think, is take Hillary off-script. The way to do that is to come at her from an unexpected angle. Me, I'd start with the funding for that embassy gas station in Brussels and take it from there.

Posted by: troyriser at September 09, 2015 08:40 AM (XHR9b)

169 >>>It doesn't matter if you are Pat Robertson, Dan Savage, or "Caitlyn" Jenner... you are still an evil penis person. Anything short of a lesbian collective is evil:

So even though I'll get my dick and balls removed, I'll still end up in a concentration camp? That sucks. This Bindel scrunt sure sounds like a real jerk. It's like there's no pleasing her.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 09, 2015 08:42 AM (CrC03)

170 IMHO, Daniel Craig looks like a spy, if spies have a look. To me, he looks kind of Slavic. Which is perfect as Bond was developed during Cold War era.
Posted by: Usedtocould at September 09, 2015 08:39 AM (pz+6x)

From what I've read about the old WWII OSS/SOE days, they didn't want spies to have a 'look' at all: nothing in their appearance should stand out; that is, not too tall, not too short, not too pretty, not too ugly--an easily overlooked face in the crowd, someone who blends.A reality-based James Bond movie would showsuave, handsome, sophisticated, tuxedoed Sean Connery foundout and up against the wall in the opening credits.

Posted by: troyriser at September 09, 2015 08:47 AM (XHR9b)

171 Other than that, I'm not sure what the purpose is. Except the same things as every other phone.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 09, 2015 07:55 AM (Dj0WE)

Well for me I get messages and Emails all day related to my Navy Duties and it makes it easy for me to stay on top of issues. I have ALL my contacts and reach out and touch those I need to on a moments notice. I get questions all day long from Sailors about their service records and I can tell them to take a snap shot or scan what they don't understand and send it to me and I don't have to wait till evening to answer 100 questions. Stuff like that. Not to mention banking and paying bills. I can even pay my payroll from my phone

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 09, 2015 08:50 AM (gf8BH)

172 122
Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks



Hey Gmac - if you unplug your modem overnight or longer will you get a new IP address?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry

I can try that, who knows?
Thanks for the suggestion Jerry.

Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at September 09, 2015 09:28 AM (4pjhs)

173 Hillary's "apologies" remind me of the "scientists" who assured us that the data was unequivocal that there was no "pause" in AGW, when they explained how they finally figured out why the data appeared to show for so long that there was. The obvious question is "Where you lying back then, or are you lying now, or both?"
I'm pretty sure I don't remember seeing any footnotes in their scaremongering articles like: "(Technically the data does not at present show any warming such as we are screaming at you about.)"

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 09, 2015 10:13 AM (LvQK2)

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Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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