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Such Nice Refugees Who Will Surely Appreciate Europe's Culture and Charity The head of a UNHCR camp called Syrian refugees "The most difficult refugees I've ever seen. In Bulgaria, they complained that there were no jobs. In Sweden, they took off their clothes to protest that it was too cold. Guy Sorman: The Unspeakable Comparison Here Sorman plays the Godwin card and explicitly compares the Syrian refugees to the Jews in the 30s and the European countries to well European countries (and the US) in the 30s. But to complete his analogy would require acknowledging that ISIS are the new Nazis and he seems intellectually unable to do this. But he will imply that you're a Nazi-style bigot if you don't accept every refugee who wants in. Report: Russia Directly Involved in Syria, Russian Troops Fighting Along Side Syrian Army Russia will also gain brownie points among allies (and potential allies) in the region by stepping up to defend a client state. While the U.S. makes--and breaks--promises, Vladimir Putin looks like a man of his word, something that isn't lost on other countries looking for support against ISIS. So far, he hasn't committed enough forces to make a difference militarily, but the Russian leader understands the power of symbolism and its importance in the Middle East. Against the backdrop of a U.S. retreat in the region, even a token deployment by Moscow projects an image of power and strength. On Slavery and the Never Ending Struggle In the mid 19th century Islamic jihad against black Africans was in full force. The Muslims had invaded central Africa and were killing and enslaving Africans on a massive scale. They would march the newly minted African slaves out to the coast in chain gangs. These poor sick undernourished Africans were forced to march with elephant tusks on their heads. Many of the men were castrated out in the field. Puerto Ricans: Please Take Us Back Spain As Puerto Rico grapples with crippling debt and double-digit unemployment, a far-fetched idea to tackle the US territory's economic woes may be gaining modest traction - one that would see Puerto Rico break off from the United States to re-join Spain. Rolling Stone Requests a Gag Order in the UVA Dean's Defamation Case The Prison That is So Dangerous That Even the Guards Won't Go In In El Salvador Mara Salvatrucha (MS-13) prisoners are considered so dangerous that they're essentially allowed to run their own prison. 1 Hour of Binaural Nut Sack ASMR You know you want to listen. Just One Problem With the IoT: Nest Outage Cuts Remote Users Off From Dropcams, Thermostats Key & Peele Spoof Neil deGrasse Tyson Star Wars Adding Gay Characters But Lagging on Transgendered Storm Troopers Because the one thing you care about when you see a bunch of storm troopers is whether any of them self-identify as trooperettes and what's really under their imperial armored codpiece. Idiocracy Watch: PornHub Now Offering A $25K College Scholarship The Yahoo group is for closers only. Teh Tweet! Tonight's post brought to you by and his hair was perfect: Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Attendant does not have access to the safe. All models are believed to be over 18 years of age. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Good evening, fellow 'Rons and 'Ettes!
It's that time of year again, and we're planning a reprise of last year's SW Ohio MoMe: Saturday evening, October 17, 7-10 (ish), Beavercreek (I've also locked down a better venue). Interested parties please let me know: swohmome @ mail.com (no spaces). Thanks! Posted by: speedster1 at September 08, 2015 11:19 PM (1brdf) 2
And many thanks for all the great content, Maet!
Posted by: speedster1 at September 08, 2015 11:19 PM (1brdf) 3
It's going to be in the low 100s tomorrow. Shoot me now. The worse was one sept when it hit 115 degrees. Of course the power went off everywhere.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 08, 2015 11:20 PM (iQIUe) 4
In before Tom Sawyer or whatever name it goes by comes in talking about Amanda Knox.
Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2015 11:22 PM (zt+N6) Posted by: DC in River City at September 08, 2015 11:22 PM (e+1S5) 6
Aloha!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at September 08, 2015 11:24 PM (EzgxV) 7
Well. I might as well read the content now.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 08, 2015 11:24 PM (7eC3Q) 8
Evenin' everyone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 08, 2015 11:24 PM (YJmuy) 9
Italy's Highest Court Slams Amanda Knox Case Prosecutors for "Glaring Errors", "Investigative Bouts of Amnesia"
This is Actual. We have inbound troll, repeat, inbound troll. Designate: Tom Sawyer. Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 08, 2015 11:25 PM (JmGFJ) 10
5 Hoooorde
Hmmm, I didn't see a warning about Happy Fun Ball. *taunts* Posted by: DC in River City at September 08, 2015 11:22 PM (e+1S5) Thursdays. Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2015 11:25 PM (zt+N6) 11
Hi all
can't stay long tonight, just checking in Thank you again as usual for a great ONT, Maet anyway have a good day tomorrow everyone, I am going to bed, very tired, didn't get much sleep last night night all Posted by: chemjeff - anti-Trump/anti-Jeb/pro-conservative at September 08, 2015 11:25 PM (2XMpf) 12
Rowdy washes his car.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 08, 2015 11:25 PM (W5DcG) 13
Hello, ONT.....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2015 11:26 PM (LNZXT) 14
What's wrong with living with cats? Harrumph.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at September 08, 2015 11:26 PM (rHXGG) Posted by: DC in River City at September 08, 2015 11:26 PM (e+1S5) 16
It has to be a cat of many colors.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 08, 2015 11:27 PM (W5DcG) 17
You're too kind to us Maet. Woot woot,impressive not
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 08, 2015 11:28 PM (fgSDS) 18
Damn. Read all the content again and still made the top 20.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 08, 2015 11:29 PM (Wo9OY) 19
Hasta, PR. Don't let the door knob hit you in the ass.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2015 11:29 PM (LNZXT) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2015 11:30 PM (9mTYi) Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2015 11:30 PM (Dj0WE) 22
If the fucking muslims "refugees" are pissed off about the cold, how soon do you think the leftists will quit bitching about "global warming"?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 08, 2015 11:30 PM (Z7G74) 23
Tabby or not tabby? That is the question.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 08, 2015 11:30 PM (7eC3Q) 24
9 Italy's Highest Court Slams Amanda Knox Case Prosecutors for "Glaring Errors", "Investigative Bouts of Amnesia"
This is Actual. We have inbound troll, repeat, inbound troll. Designate: Tom Sawyer. Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 08, 2015 11:25 PM (JmGFJ) Are we completely certain this isn't Ace? Posted by: cthulhu at September 08, 2015 11:30 PM (EzgxV) 25
Thanks Mćt!
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 08, 2015 11:31 PM (SAuZ1) 26
Powerline has an interesting video on why all these refugees are using flimsy boats that cost far more than a plane ticket. It seems back in 2001 the EU said no to immigration except when it comes under the heading of the Geneva Conventions. And how it was handled is a great example of buck-passing. It wasn't EU-crats making the decision, but airline ticket clerks. If a passenger lacked a visa, then no ticket was issued.
So the refugees are paying twice the cost of a plane ticket in a mode of transport far more dangerous than a plane, because the EU passed the buck. http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2015/09/eu-refugee-hypocrisy.php Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2015 11:31 PM (Sz+px) 27
Yet another fatal accident at the intersection I have to drive through 6 times daily.....
That makes it tied for first place for the most dangerous intersection in the whole USA. Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 08, 2015 11:31 PM (Wo9OY) 28
Mets won so I'm pretty happy about that.
Nats fans have got to be miserable about giving up a 6 run lead. Posted by: Kreplach at September 08, 2015 11:31 PM (WVvzl) 29
We, thanks Maet
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 08, 2015 11:32 PM (SAuZ1) 30
Puerto Rico has had virtually endless opportunities to be independent. They are always looking to a sugar daddy... odd they would be thinking Spain... but they need to go independent first and then petition Spain for acceptance.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 08, 2015 11:32 PM (NaeCR) 31
The Britisher who was most influential missionary in fighting Muslim depredations in Africa was a Scottish missionary named David Livingstone (19 March 1813 - 1 May 187). The primary mission of the early British missionaries to Africa was to protect the Africans from Islamic jihad. David Livingstone
He did, by all accounts turn into a crusading abolitionist, but his primary objective was to find a river passage into the heart of Africa, IIRC, He was an Explorer in the colonial tradition first, all that other recon-shit second. "By returning to Spain, we'll have autonomy," said Jose Nieves Seise, who in 2013 founded the group Reunification of Puerto Rico with Spain. "With autonomy Puerto Rico could have sufficient powers to boost the economy and attract foreign investment." Oh, noes! We might lose the most dense collection of assholes in the world. Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 08, 2015 11:32 PM (JmGFJ) 32
I want to say the car is a Healy... but wouldn't bet the farm on it. If a trim ring around the headlight were visible, that's what I would call.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2015 11:32 PM (9mTYi) 33
Great ONT, (as always) Maet.
Mercy, Clint Eastwood was a very handsome young man, and I wouldn't kick him out of bed now, either. Posted by: Moki at September 08, 2015 11:33 PM (x303I) 34
It's going to be in the low 100s tomorrow. Shoot me now.
Come now, I'd kill for a score like that! Posted by: Live From GolfCart One at September 08, 2015 11:33 PM (FcR7P) 35
Hello all.
Posted by: Bomber at September 08, 2015 11:33 PM (qKfed) 36
Live on-site report from Durango. The Animas River is no longer orange. Cannot vouch for the arsenic content.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 08, 2015 11:33 PM (SAuZ1) 37
Funny how the racist, white-supremacist, imperialistic, colonialist Countries are the destinations of choice and the hegemonic cultures not so much.
Posted by: cm9000 at September 08, 2015 11:33 PM (8zCR+) 38
@19
Pretty sure we're not going to be that lucky. Spain's a basket case themselves so I'm thinking they are going to pass on this opportunity. Posted by: Kreplach at September 08, 2015 11:34 PM (WVvzl) 39
Yet another fatal accident at the intersection I have to drive through 6 times daily.....
------------ Leicester and Patton? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2015 11:34 PM (9mTYi) 40
Are we completely certain this isn't Ace?
Posted by: cthulhu It would have been quite the meta-joke, but Ace did engage with the Special Designate a few times and banned him. ... unless you're suggesting an Ultra-Tricky Ace, which is a whole new Ace entirely. Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 08, 2015 11:35 PM (JmGFJ) 41
Could that be an Austin-Healey 3000?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2015 11:35 PM (Sz+px) 42
White people need to get over the fear of being called racist. That's really all there is to it.
Once we realize that the white race has done more positive things for the world than any other race, embrace that, and celebrate that, then everything will be fine. White people are the least racist people on Earth. That is the truth. Posted by: rickl at September 08, 2015 11:35 PM (sdi6R) 43
I have no words for this:
"Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex" http://tinyurl.com/q2o4t4o Posted by: Thrawn at September 08, 2015 11:35 PM (wZ2hu) 44
Can we start a GoFundMe to help PR return to Spain?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2015 11:36 PM (9mTYi) Posted by: t-bird at September 08, 2015 11:36 PM (FcR7P) 46
NDT video is pretty good, but, the following one where the dude in the Jeep rear ends his the pickup while worrying about the self-stick is good too.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2015 11:36 PM (LNZXT) 47
Mozilla Vows to Crush Throught Criminals
The browser grand Soviet, AKA Mozilla, has already demonstrated their "luv" for "tolerance" for firing Brandon Eich, who dared to commit the sin of agreeing in 2008 with Barack Obama's position on Gay Marriage at the time. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9859 Posted by: The Political Hat at September 08, 2015 11:36 PM (AM+tj) 48
What is the make and model of the car Clint is washing? I have no clue just curious.
Posted by: Willy J. at September 08, 2015 11:36 PM (HhwmG) 49
"Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex"
Explains why poking holes in the condoms wasn't working. Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 08, 2015 11:37 PM (YJmuy) Posted by: Young Clint Eastwood at September 08, 2015 11:37 PM (ChYy4) 51
Gaylord Merkin Focker the Wurst should prove how anti-Imperialist the US is under his Presidency by granting Puerto Rico full independence.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2015 11:37 PM (Sz+px) 52
41 Could that be an Austin-Healey 3000?
That's kinda what I thought but something doesn't look right. The wrong curves. Posted by: freaked at September 08, 2015 11:37 PM (BO/km) 53
I have no words for this:
"Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex" http://tinyurl.com/q2o4t4o Posted by: Thrawn at September 08, 2015 11:35 PM (wZ2hu) I don't see this ending well. Posted by: Zombie Teena Brandon at September 08, 2015 11:38 PM (Dj0WE) Posted by: #32 at September 08, 2015 11:38 PM (9mTYi) 55
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I have no words for this: "Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex" http://tinyurl.com/q2o4t4o Posted by: Thrawn at September 08, 2015 11:35 PM (wZ2hu) you bring this over here? i can't escape it!!! Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 08, 2015 11:38 PM (0O7c5) 56
Just what we want, a foot in the door of the Caribbean poverty market.
Posted by: Spain at September 08, 2015 11:38 PM (FcR7P) 57
Dear Morons and 'ettes,
Any ideas for a type of carpet for stairs? So far, score is Christy 3 (one with Hobbit foot) and husband 1 (now icing big toe) from slipping down cheap pile carpet down effing stairs. Yes, thirty years living at sea level in Florida had its good points, like no stairs. Either there is a demon on the mid-stair, we are klutzy in higher altitude, (not drinking on any fall), stupid carpet gets like glass on edge as cheap, etc. If it is ripped up not solid hardwood. So think we will have to go carpet. Right now would pay for the best pad (there is virtually none as, we think, they got cheapest carpet before sale) and carpet...and have read NOT to get Berber. This was supposed to be our dream near retirement house vs nightmare horror at times. Halp. xoxo Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 08, 2015 11:38 PM (9XthY) 58
one that would see Puerto Rico break off from the United States to re-join Spain.
I think that's a great idea. Don't let the door him you in the ass on the way out. It's been fun, but, ciao. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 08, 2015 11:39 PM (zc3Db) 59
Mike, I am taking a guess from the wire-spoke wheel and the ribbed front bumper.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2015 11:39 PM (Sz+px) 60
>>>It would have been quite the meta-joke, but Ace did engage with the Special Designate a few times and banned him.
Ok, that settles it. It was ace. Posted by: DC in River City at September 08, 2015 11:39 PM (e+1S5) 61
"If the fucking muslims 'refugees' are pissed off about the cold, how
soon do you think the leftists will quit bitching about 'global warming'?" If they're complaining about the cold in early September, they have a very big surprise coming. Posted by: torquewrench at September 08, 2015 11:39 PM (noWW6) 62
Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex"
*** Makes one wonder exactly where this blindfold was placed. Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at September 08, 2015 11:39 PM (SAuZ1) 63
All cats are grey in the dark.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 08, 2015 11:40 PM (7eC3Q) 64
I belonged to a crime forum made up of both Americans and non Americans. All thought Knox was guilty. These are the same people who thought every asshole on deathrow was innocent. What they had in common was that they were all leftys. NOne of them were fluent in Italian either but were sure she was guilty. It was pure America hatred. You see that a lot including a case in South and Central America were US citizens are charged with total bullshite crimes.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 08, 2015 11:40 PM (iQIUe) 65
43 I have no words for this: "Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex" http://tinyurl.com/q2o4t4o Posted by: Thrawn at September 08, 2015 11:35 PM (wZ2hu) There's some joke about a married couple and the husband always has the lights off for sex. After many years the woman is tired of it and turns on the light to discover that he is screwing her with a dildo. She's pissed. He responds "I can explain the dildo. Can you explain "our" three kids?" Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2015 11:40 PM (zt+N6) 66
56 Just what we want, a foot in the door of the Caribbean poverty market.
Posted by: Spain at September 08, 2015 11:38 PM (FcR7P) Fun fact, Puerto Rico's GDP per capita is about the same as yours: Puerto Rico: 28,529.00 USD (2013) Spain: 29,863.18 USD (2013) Posted by: AD at September 08, 2015 11:40 PM (s4wTA) 67
What is the make and model of the car Clint is washing? I have no clue just curious.
Posted by: Willy J. Austin Healy convert? Hit the link and scroll down. Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 08, 2015 11:41 PM (JmGFJ) 68
I don't understand the concept of that MS-13 prison. If you have someone on your hands so dangerous that you cannot safely incarcerate them, why don't you fucking shoot them?
It seems that so many people think being civilized means surrendering to savages. Posted by: East Bay KG at September 08, 2015 11:41 PM (YUrE9) 69
huhuhuh uh huhuh... she said "ribbed front bumper"... huhuhuh Posted by: butthead at September 08, 2015 11:41 PM (d8udV) 70
Uh ... uh ... uh ... Muff Dyvo. The scrappy female mechanic. Who lives upstairs from Sy Snoodles.
And ... uhhhhh ... Limp Fistee. The bartender. Oh come on guys, I'm being progressive here. Posted by: George Lucas coming up with gay characters at September 08, 2015 11:41 PM (VdICR) 71
>>>"By returning to Spain, we'll have autonomy<<<
You keep using that word, but I do not think it means what you think it means. Posted by: Inigo Montoya at September 08, 2015 11:41 PM (ChYy4) 72
Sounds like El Salvador needs to take a second look at capital punishment. Simply warehousing those MS-13 goblins in a big old jail is no solution.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2015 11:42 PM (g7EOK) 73
Mike, I am taking a guess from the wire-spoke wheel and the ribbed front bumper.
Posted by: Anna Puma ---------------- Yes..., curve of the Who is that guy in the picture? Posted by: #32 at September 08, 2015 11:42 PM (9mTYi) 74
"Puerto Rico has had virtually endless opportunities to be independent. "
Go. Spain? They reply with nada. Oh, Brazil? Like they need another pain in the ass. Then, really dumpster diving with the likes of Portugal and Belize. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2015 11:42 PM (LNZXT) 75
>>> one that would see Puerto Rico break off from the United States to re-join Spain.
"I think that's a great idea." Let's get rid of some more islands. I promise, as President, to sell Hawaii to China to reduce the national debt. Right after Barack and Mooch retire to Kailua. You been here foah month! You go now! Posted by: torquewrench at September 08, 2015 11:42 PM (noWW6) Posted by: #32 at September 08, 2015 11:42 PM (9mTYi) 77
#Science-y ONT Compliance Pics
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/641323205702123520 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/641323459419734016 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/641323700151808000 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/641323955270328320 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/641324146081800192 Posted by: kbdabear at September 08, 2015 11:42 PM (GrXXa) 78
Now this is funny. Most of the ONT devoted to the immigration crisis in Europe and then comes an ad asking me to donate to refugees seeking safety in Europe. Picture of sad, scared little boy with imploring eyes begs me to help, help those in need.
Posted by: Tuna at September 08, 2015 11:42 PM (JSovD) 79
#57 I was going to make a hardwood
Posted by: andycanuck at September 08, 2015 11:42 PM (7eC3Q) 80
Near barrel, but at least I was wearing a sock.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2015 11:42 PM (9mTYi) 81
Right now would pay for the best pad (there is
virtually none as, we think, they got cheapest carpet before sale) and carpet...and have read NOT to get Berber. This was supposed to be our dream near retirement house vs nightmare horror at times. Halp. xoxo Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 08, 2015 11:38 PM (9XthY) Would have said berber... get rubber or vinyl treads. They'll give the stairs a nice commercial look. Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 08, 2015 11:42 PM (NaeCR) 82
Is it just me or have the comments gotten even more bitter in the past month since the new commenter policy was instituted? I don't know how to explain it.
Posted by: AD at September 08, 2015 11:43 PM (s4wTA) 83
So did Hrothgar ever find his collected Penthouse Forums in leather bindings?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2015 11:43 PM (Sz+px) 84
The car appears to have been identified prior to my question. The wheel and fender shape appear to match a Austin Healey 3000.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/nr9pbzx Posted by: Willy J. at September 08, 2015 11:44 PM (HhwmG) 85
As I am someone in an interracial marriage, I can safely say that Ms. Fabello is a psycho koont.
Now I'm off to reenact "The Man Who Would Be King" in my bedroom. Posted by: wooga at September 08, 2015 11:44 PM (XK0dn) 86
you bring this over here? i can't escape it!!!
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 08, 2015 11:38 PM (0O7c5) People need to be warned! There are at least 2 lessons to be learned here. 1) People lie on teh Internets. 2) Don't ever engage in blindfolded decadence. Posted by: Thrawn at September 08, 2015 11:45 PM (wZ2hu) 87
My God, the page is full of content.
So am I to believe they have free wi-fi in the middle east? Puerto Rico is welcome to return to Spain. I'm sure they have money to spare. Also, they can to Jerry Rivers with 'em too. Rolling Stone- they don't want any embarrassing stories printed, yeah, good luck with that. Good job Maet. Many thanks for your hard work. Posted by: Darth Randall at September 08, 2015 11:45 PM (KlVdw) 88
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Heh, Anna. Got ETA for the sequel to your little novel? Looking forward to the further adventures of Diana and Catherine. Posted by: Tuna at September 08, 2015 11:45 PM (JSovD) 89
There's some joke about a married couple and the husband always has the lights off for sex. After many years the woman is tired of it and turns on the light to discover that he is screwing her with a dildo. She's pissed. He responds "I can explain the dildo. Can you explain "our" three kids?"
Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2015 11:40 PM (zt+N6) Worst Joke Evar Candidate: Two young ladies put on their Sunday best, head into town. They are going to get their portraits taken, something they have never had before. Standing nervous in the spot where the camera will capture them, one of the ladies is confused. She turns to her sister and asks: "Why dat man gots his head up under that their hood?" The other replies: "He's gonna focus!" The other: Bofus? Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2015 11:45 PM (Dj0WE) 90
83 So did Hrothgar ever find his collected Penthouse Forums in leather bindings?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2015 11:43 PM (Sz+px) Probably hard to pull down boxes off the shelf to look when you don't have full motion of your arms. Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2015 11:45 PM (zt+N6) 91
" Is it just me or have the comments gotten even more bitter in the past month since the new commenter policy was instituted?"
I haven't noticed. Are you saying tougher love has produced tougher commentary? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2015 11:45 PM (LNZXT) 92
@andy 79..thing is, we are not that klutzy or weren't four months ago. This carpet is going to go, but have no clue. Guess floor people will know and not sell us a slip and slide. If I were Mrs. Thurston Howard III I would get an elevator.
I was hoping someone on this smart military forum would know. This stupid house is haunted. #missFloriduh Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 08, 2015 11:46 PM (9XthY) 93
I watch the ASMR massage videos. I get no tingles but I do find watching young women getting back massages relaxing and helpful to all asleep to. Try it.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 08, 2015 11:46 PM (iQIUe) 94
Do I sound bitter, AD? Do I?! Do I?!!!
Posted by: andycanuck at September 08, 2015 11:46 PM (7eC3Q) 95
Now I'm off to reenact "The Man Who Would Be King" in my bedroom.
Posted by: wooga at September 08, 2015 11:44 PM (XK0dn) Um, wooga, forgive me if my memory is failing...but I thought that movie ended with Sean Connery not getting any and being thrown of a bridge. Posted by: AD at September 08, 2015 11:46 PM (s4wTA) 96
It's a great idea to try and rejoin Spain.
Trust me. I've never felt happier and more autonomous than I have since moving back in to my parents' house to live in the basement. Posted by: some loser, giving advice to Puerto Rico at September 08, 2015 11:47 PM (ChYy4) 97
The knock offs look like AH. It probably is.
Posted by: freaked at September 08, 2015 11:47 PM (BO/km) 98
Now this is funny. Most of the ONT devoted to the immigration crisis in Europe and then comes an ad asking me to donate to refugees seeking safety in Europe. Picture of sad, scared little boy with imploring eyes begs me to help, help those in need.
Posted by: Tuna at September 08, 2015 11:42 PM (JSovD) I see ads on TV to help arab refugees settle in Europe, but they show pictures of cats and dogs with sad looks on their faces and messed up coats and ratty tails. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 08, 2015 11:47 PM (zc3Db) 99
There's some joke about a married couple and the husband always has the lights off for sex. After many years the woman is tired of it and turns on the light to discover that he is screwing her with a dildo. She's pissed. He responds "I can explain the dildo. Can you explain "our" three kids?"
Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2015 11:40 PM (zt+N6) That's quite funny, thanks! Posted by: Thrawn at September 08, 2015 11:47 PM (wZ2hu) 100
Swedes don't have euros they have kronor (SEK).
The exchange rate is pretty good if you want to buy a stuga. Posted by: SarahW at September 08, 2015 11:47 PM (3fTXW) 101
Um, wooga, forgive me if my memory is failing...but I thought that movie ended with Sean Connery not getting any and being thrown of a bridge.
Posted by: AD at September 08, 2015 11:46 PM (s4wTA) ***** So, married then? Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 08, 2015 11:47 PM (0fvZ/) 102
Islamic countries know these refugees best, and they will not take them. It's like inviting a killer into your home Posted by: ThunderB at September 08, 2015 11:47 PM (zOTsN) 103
82 Is it just me or have the comments gotten even more bitter in the past month since the new commenter policy was instituted? I don't know how to explain it.
Posted by: AD at September 08, 2015 11:43 PM (s4wTA) Couldn't have anything to do with the upsurge of "n00bs" who sound just like previously-banned commenters with different names..... Posted by: cthulhu at September 08, 2015 11:48 PM (EzgxV) 104
Now I'm off to reenact "The Man Who Would Be King" in my bedroom.
You've got a vine bridge in your bedroom, Wooga? Kewl. Posted by: andycanuck at September 08, 2015 11:48 PM (7eC3Q) 105
Tuna, I am working on the sequel. Going to try and keep the Indiana Jones adventure serial vibe if I can.
Just submitted to CreateSpace book cover art and interior layout for them to check for the dead tree version of Golden Isis. Which means it will be available via them and Amazon. Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2015 11:48 PM (Sz+px) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2015 11:48 PM (LNZXT) 107
95 Now I'm off to reenact "The Man Who Would Be King" in my bedroom.
Posted by: wooga at September 08, 2015 11:44 PM (XK0dn) Um, wooga, forgive me if my memory is failing...but I thought that movie ended with Sean Connery not getting any and being thrown of a bridge. Posted by: AD at September 08, 2015 11:46 PM (s4wTA) Well most fetishes seem kinda odd if you're not into them.... Posted by: Maetenloch at September 08, 2015 11:48 PM (pAlYe) 108
Is it just me or have the comments gotten even more bitter in the past
month since the new commenter policy was instituted? I don't know how to explain it. Have you changed what you're using to clean your screen recently? Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 08, 2015 11:48 PM (YJmuy) 109
So am I to believe they have free wi-fi in the middle east?
No, but it's pretty easy to use someone else's because their passwords are all "killthejews". Posted by: andycanuck at September 08, 2015 11:49 PM (7eC3Q) Posted by: at least Google thinks that's Clint at September 08, 2015 11:49 PM (fEjh+) 111
@94..yes, Andy. You were mean to me. I am in a pout. Thanks, Morons. I hope you all dream of Hillary tonight.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 08, 2015 11:49 PM (9XthY) 112
I haven't noticed. Are you saying tougher love has produced tougher commentary?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2015 11:45 PM (LNZXT) Even in the early Obama days there was a lighthearted atmosphere to this place. Gallows humor. It's fading and just being replaced by bitching. And I understand that happening over time, but it seems like it's accelerated dramatically even over the past few weeks. Posted by: AD at September 08, 2015 11:50 PM (s4wTA) 113
They aren't very good guests
Posted by: ThunderB at September 08, 2015 11:50 PM (zOTsN) 114
"The exchange rate is pretty good if you want to buy a stuga."
Stuga. Stuga. *Checks Google translate* Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2015 11:50 PM (LNZXT) 115
Buzzion.... aren't you supposed to be dead?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2015 11:50 PM (Sz+px) Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 08, 2015 11:50 PM (Wo9OY) 117
92 -I don't know where you bought your house, but we moved from Florida 2 years ago, and our house here in NoVA is either haunted, or the previous owner was certifiable. Doors moved because the wife didn't like their placement, windows boarded up, because the wife didn't like the way they looked, and lots of changes made that weren't code-naturally our inspector didn't "find" these things.
As for carpet, berber is sturdy, and tends to be non slip. Stainmaster may have treatments that make it slippery as well, since it repells liquid stains. Just a thought. Good luck, and consider asking a priest or pastor to come bless the house. it might help. Posted by: Moki at September 08, 2015 11:51 PM (x303I) 118
Is it just me or have the comments gotten even more bitter...
Posted by: AD at September 08, 2015 11:43 PM (s4wTA) Maybe you're licking the wrong end. Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2015 11:51 PM (Dj0WE) 119
115 Buzzion.... aren't you supposed to be dead?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2015 11:50 PM (Sz+px) I got better. Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2015 11:51 PM (zt+N6) 120
I thought Thursdays were for gingers. Gotta check with kbdabear for a ruling there.
Posted by: DC in River City at September 08, 2015 11:26 PM (e+1S5) Thursdays are for GINGERS ONLY!! Posted by: Blake from Downtown at September 08, 2015 11:52 PM (GrXXa) 121
"A Cat of Color" LMAO!!!
Posted by: PBJ5959 at September 08, 2015 11:52 PM (r1du+) 122
Couldn't have anything to do with the upsurge of "n00bs" who sound just like previously-banned commenters with different names.....
Posted by: cthulhu at September 08, 2015 11:48 PM (EzgxV) Can't know if they were previously banned, but I do think the noobs are part of it. Posted by: AD at September 08, 2015 11:52 PM (s4wTA) 123
ChristieBlinky, I grew up in houses with stairs. One hand on the railing and take it slow. Running up and down 'em like you are 12 doesn't work for folk our age.
The carpet people can help you best. Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2015 11:52 PM (3pRHP) 124
So am I to believe they have free wi-fi in the middle east?
No, but it's pretty easy to use someone else's because their passwords are all "killthejews". Posted by: andycanuck at September 08, 2015 11:49 PM (7eC3Q) You win. Posted by: BurtTC at September 08, 2015 11:52 PM (Dj0WE) 125
119 115 Buzzion.... aren't you supposed to be dead?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2015 11:50 PM (Sz+px) I got better. Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2015 11:51 PM (zt+N6) Good to hear -- best not let that happen to you again. We can't all be "dead, but dreaming...." Posted by: cthulhu at September 08, 2015 11:53 PM (EzgxV) 126
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Excellent! Had fun reading the first. Love the characters especially the nuns. Posted by: Tuna at September 08, 2015 11:53 PM (JSovD) Posted by: Emmie at September 08, 2015 11:53 PM (qSQG+) Posted by: ThunderB at September 08, 2015 11:54 PM (zOTsN) 129
Can't know if they were previously banned, but I do think the noobs are part of it.
I thought everybody liked noobs. Big, firm, round noobs. Wait, that might be the wrong word. Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 08, 2015 11:54 PM (YJmuy) 130
Clint and his AH. Not a 3000, though.>>>
Wrong wheels in that picture. No knock off spinners in Maet's photo. Posted by: Willy J. at September 08, 2015 11:55 PM (HhwmG) 131
Me. Fabello, shut yer piehole and go make me a sammich.
Posted by: Titanium at September 08, 2015 11:55 PM (u9UgT) 132
Thank you, Moki. Everyone else can bite moi as I am now in a bad mood, too. So will go read Maet's links to cheer up.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 08, 2015 11:55 PM (9XthY) 133
Zoom in they are knock offs.
Posted by: freaked at September 08, 2015 11:55 PM (BO/km) 134
122 Couldn't have anything to do with the upsurge of "n00bs" who sound just like previously-banned commenters with different names.....
Posted by: cthulhu at September 08, 2015 11:48 PM (EzgxV) Can't know if they were previously banned, but I do think the noobs are part of it. Posted by: AD at September 08, 2015 11:52 PM (s4wTA) It's good to get a n00b that starts to fit in and blooms here. It's not-so-good to be "seeded" with n00bs who will never fit in but are here to cause trouble. Posted by: cthulhu at September 08, 2015 11:56 PM (EzgxV) 135
Poor ol' Buzz, checking in from the afterlife. Doesn't remember that horrible Tilt-A-Whirl accident.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2015 11:56 PM (LNZXT) Posted by: andycanuck at September 08, 2015 11:56 PM (7eC3Q) 137
Mark twain once wrote "reports of my death were an exaggeration"
Buzzion is like that When there is no more room in Hell, Buzzion shall walk the earth. Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 08, 2015 11:56 PM (YJmuy) 138
Could be a 100.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 08, 2015 11:57 PM (9mTYi) 139
The point is that I get to wear a crown and try to bang Michael Caine's hot wife (Shakira Caine).
But I seem to have misplaced my Michael Caine impersonator. Posted by: wooga at September 08, 2015 11:57 PM (XK0dn) 140
whoa
that european welfare invasion thingy kinda proves that incentives incentivise talk about a free shit army on the move.... Posted by: Jake at September 08, 2015 11:57 PM (MtS84) 141
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you bring this over here? i can't escape it!!! Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 08, 2015 11:38 PM (0O7c5) People need to be warned! There are at least 2 lessons to be learned here. 1) People lie on teh Internets. 2) Don't ever engage in blindfolded decadence. Posted by: Thrawn at September 08, 2015 11:45 PM (wZ2hu) don't forget about the bison thing Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at September 08, 2015 11:57 PM (0O7c5) 142
Ms. Fabello doesn't really see her non-white partners as actual people so much as just a way to entertain a racial other fetish. But here's the kicker: "she currently lives in Philadelphia, PA, with her cat." "I'm currently in my third interracial relationship." so it's Daddy Issues and Oppression by Proxy. Even sadder, if you follow a couple of links on her twtter feed: https://twitter.com/fyeahmfabello Her "partner" lives on the other side of the continent. They have Skyp dates -- real quote -- playing Scategorizes and Battleship. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 08, 2015 11:57 PM (kdS6q) 143
Tuna, yes Sister Mary Claire turned into a very special character who came really alive several times. For example the ending, I had wanted to say something then she decided to turn the question around on Catherine as I was writing. Go Sister!
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2015 11:58 PM (Sz+px) Posted by: Willy J. at September 08, 2015 11:58 PM (HhwmG) 145
At least so far the Puerto Ricans haven't been able to get their collective shit together sufficiently to vote for Statehood, thus giving the Dems another automatic two Senators for their roster. TFG brought up statehood early in his first term, then tried to jury rig the vote to make it happen, but he flopped somehow.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 08, 2015 11:58 PM (gyKtp) 146
Hey everybody.
Well, in my fever madness of Amazon binging of late, I finally worked in something that has greater use than for entertainment viewing or listening: a pedometer. I have a relative who's trying to do 10,000 steps *every day,* which I've read is about... 5 miles. Geez. I admit I get tired after doing the El Dorado Park Nature Center 2-mile trail. But I guess if I wanna live... (Oh, and I'm now up to 29 albums from my long-lost collection repurchased. Just approximately 440 more to go.) :-) Posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2015 11:59 PM (ntObR) 147
"Thursdays are for GINGERS ONLY!! "
A cow-orker brought this up today. "Catfishing" video on UBoob. Dude's out fishing in a lake and all of a sudden to small cats swim up to his boat out of nowhere. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 08, 2015 11:59 PM (LNZXT) 148
A cat of color like in Red Dwarf?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 09, 2015 12:00 AM (W5DcG) 149
The car appears to have been identified prior to my question. The wheel and fender shape appear to match a Austin Healey 3000.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/nr9pbzx Posted by: Willy J. at September 08, 2015 11:44 PM (HhwmG) Clint has owned both a Healy 3000, and a Jaguar, but the pic looks Healy to me. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2015 12:00 AM (5tDM+) 150
Screw the Healy ( which is apparently a 100M), here's Clint and his 275GTB
http://tinyurl.com/8t9wf2m Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 12:00 AM (9mTYi) 151
And I understand that happening over time, but it seems like it's accelerated dramatically even over the past few weeks.
Posted by: AD at September 08, 2015 11:50 PM (s4wTA) Because there isn't anything happening in the world and in our own country that might possibly contribute...?? Seems perfectly understandable to me, but YMV. Posted by: East Bay KG at September 09, 2015 12:00 AM (YUrE9) 152
Sleepy time.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 09, 2015 12:00 AM (Wo9OY) 153
If/when America gets autonomous cars, one nice feature they'll have:
You'll be able to walk as far as you want in any given direction to stay fit, and always be able to get a ride home. :-) Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 12:00 AM (ntObR) 154
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I sense hidden depths to all those Sisters which I'm sure will be travelled in future stories. Posted by: Tuna at September 09, 2015 12:01 AM (JSovD) 155
For those who haven't bought my book yet. Please?
http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-20/detail/B014BTSEYO Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2015 12:01 AM (Sz+px) 156
slamic countries know these refugees best, and they will not take them.
Hell, they've made entire countries out of refugees they won't help! Posted by: Palestine at September 09, 2015 12:01 AM (FcR7P) 157
Fabello is a doctoral candidate in Sexuality and Eating Disorders. What ever that means. She has issues is what I am trying to say. Like, mental health ones
Posted by: ThunderB at September 09, 2015 12:02 AM (zOTsN) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 12:02 AM (9mTYi) 159
test
Posted by: Lauren at September 09, 2015 12:02 AM (XNiw9) 160
Horray.
Posted by: Lauren at September 09, 2015 12:02 AM (XNiw9) 161
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I have no idea how auto correct turned "revealed" into " travelled". None whatsoever. Posted by: Tuna at September 09, 2015 12:03 AM (JSovD) 162
If/when America gets autonomous cars, one nice feature they'll have:
You'll be able to walk as far as you want in any given direction to stay fit, and always be able to get a ride home. :-) Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 12:00 AM Walking? You betcha. https://xkcd.com/1559/ Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2015 12:03 AM (3pRHP) 163
***"As a feminist and a woman, I could never be in a relationship with someone who didn't feel comfortable talking about patriarchy."***
I'm quite comfortable talking about patriarchy, but something tells me she wouldn't want to be in a relationship with me after one conversation about it. Which is totes cool with me. Posted by: Burn the Witch at September 09, 2015 12:03 AM (Wckf4) 164
Brett Stephens didn't call the Hungarians "vulgarians" once in the WSJ column. This is someone else writing under his name. Or maybe he's a hypocrite or was properly chastised?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 09, 2015 12:03 AM (pq97T) 165
57>Any ideas for a type of carpet for stairs?
Evenin' Christy. We have a strip of high pile carpet on our wood steps (it's really old and ugly and we need to replace it) with a decent pad underneath so that your feet really sink in. I think that helps a lot. But if it's wearing bare, it's gonna get slick. We're lucky that ours isn't doing that, as it's 20 years old. I guess we both need to spend more than we want to get the good stuff! Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 09, 2015 12:03 AM (GzDYP) Posted by: buzzion at September 09, 2015 12:03 AM (zt+N6) 167
Does anybody have a Nest? I've been thinking about getting one, but i don't see any advantage over a $30 programmable thermostat other than wifi access, which i don't really need.
Posted by: All The Meh at September 09, 2015 12:03 AM (VviqM) 168
Well Tuna, the second story as hinted in the blurb takes place with Sister Miriam's relatives floating around. Not sure if there will be any appearance by either sister in the flesh in this story. Though they just might surprise me.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2015 12:03 AM (Sz+px) 169
It's good to get a n00b that starts to fit in and blooms here. It's not-so-good to be "seeded" with n00bs who will never fit in but are here to cause trouble.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 08, 2015 11:56 PM (EzgxV) Real odd that seems to always happen around Presidential election time, huh? Posted by: AD at September 09, 2015 12:03 AM (s4wTA) 170
Tuna, yes Sister Mary Claire turned into a very special character who came really alive several times...
And then there was Sister Marie Claire, who was *always* impeccably dressed. ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 12:04 AM (ntObR) 171
You'll be able to walk as far as you want in any given direction to stay fit, and always be able to get a ride home. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve -------------------- If the car chooses to take you home. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 12:04 AM (9mTYi) 172
"At least so far the Puerto Ricans "
Worked with some Mo'Ricans and the overwhelming sense I got was arrogance. Like they're better than Haitians or Dominicans or Cubans or whatever from the Carribean. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 09, 2015 12:04 AM (LNZXT) 173
146 Hey everybody.
Well, in my fever madness of Amazon binging of late, I finally worked in something that has greater use than for entertainment viewing or listening: a pedometer. I have a relative who's trying to do 10,000 steps *every day,* which I've read is about... 5 miles. Geez. I admit I get tired after doing the El Dorado Park Nature Center 2-mile trail. But I guess if I wanna live... (Oh, and I'm now up to 29 albums from my long-lost collection repurchased. Just approximately 440 more to go.) :-) I got one of those and had readings like: 2,200; 3,100; 2,300; 1,900; 2,100; 2,900; 27,300; 22,900; 19,900; 2,500; 3,000; 2,700.... Guess which days I went to Disneyland. Posted by: qdpsteve at September 08, 2015 11:59 PM (ntObR) Posted by: cthulhu at September 09, 2015 12:04 AM (EzgxV) 174
165 Brett Stephens didn't call the Hungarians "vulgarians" once in the WSJ column. This is someone else writing under his name. Or maybe he's a hypocrite or was properly chastised?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 09, 2015 12:03 AM (pq97T) Well he did get in an 'justified disdain' so there's that. Posted by: Maetenloch at September 09, 2015 12:04 AM (pAlYe) 175
Even in the early Obama days there was a lighthearted atmosphere to this place. Gallows humor. It's fading and just being replaced by bitching. And I understand that happening over time, but it seems like it's accelerated dramatically even over the past few weeks.
Posted by: AD at September 08, 2015 11:50 PM (s4wTA) ------------- 6 years of King Putt and2+ years of failure theater with the GOPe. It can get a person down. Posted by: Darth Randall at September 09, 2015 12:05 AM (KlVdw) Posted by: Willy J. at September 09, 2015 12:05 AM (HhwmG) 177
Also at Everyday Feminism: My Partner Came Out As a Man - And I Struggled With Losing My Lesbian Identity everydayfeminism.com/2015/09/trans-partner-lesbian-identity/ Plus, now who picks up the check? Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 09, 2015 12:05 AM (kdS6q) 178
A cat of color like in Red Dwarf?
I loved that the opposite of the hip, urban black cat was a hillbilly dog in the alternate dimension episode. Posted by: andycanuck at September 09, 2015 12:05 AM (7eC3Q) 179
Does anybody have a Nest? I've been thinking about getting one, but i don't see any advantage over a $30 programmable thermostat other than wifi access, which i don't really need.
Posted by: All The Meh -------------------- Honeywell. Bimetal coil, mercury switch. No battery. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 12:06 AM (9mTYi) Posted by: The 2020 Smart Ass Car at September 09, 2015 12:06 AM (BO/km) 181
Plus, now who picks up the check?
Posted by: Laurie ----------------- Which tees to use at the golf course? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 12:07 AM (9mTYi) Posted by: Dave Bowman at September 09, 2015 12:07 AM (W5DcG) 183
If the car chooses... hey wasn't that a TV sitcom? My Mother-in-Law the Car??
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2015 12:07 AM (Sz+px) 184
cthulhu, LOL.
Haven't been to Disneyland since 1983. Keep saying I'll go... when I have a girlfriend to take. Screw it anymore. Gonna start asking my niece if she wants to go with me sometime. Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 12:07 AM (ntObR) 185
Things always get very intense on line before an election. It's happening "early" this time, because of the uncertainty of who the nominee will be. We have known who the eventual nominee was well advance for several presidential cycles. There is more uncertainty this time. Makes people sharp
Posted by: ThunderB at September 09, 2015 12:07 AM (zOTsN) 186
"My Partner Came Out As a Man - And I Struggled With Losing My Lesbian Identity"
Yeah I saw that a few days ago. She actually said she liked being a lesbian because it made her a very special victim. Posted by: Lauren at September 09, 2015 12:07 AM (XNiw9) 187
Plus, now who picks up the check? Which tees to use at the golf course? Posted by: Mike Hammer Seat up or seat down? Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 09, 2015 12:07 AM (kdS6q) 188
Wow, so Bret Stephens really has transformed into an asshat. Heard (read?)him recently on Trump and it was just clueless outraged arrogant snivelling. And just that one excerpt suffices to conclude that he is as out of touch as he appeared. Poor ol' Bret cannot even imagine himself in a small country with a distinctive culture and sketchy finances to whom a real refugee - er, economic migrant - flood would be disastrous. That's one characteristic of almost all the ignorant bigots like Stephens and everyone else cheerleadingunwise, historically avoided, ill-considered mass migration - utterly innocent of reasonable, practical considerations. Too bad. He used to be a decent columnist. Though I have not read columnists too much for decades, so few are worth even the small effort. And without even reading the Sorman piece, WTF? Fellow apparently is not very familiar with any relevant topic (30s Jewry, refugees, Syria, or the Middle East). Refugee matters are not rocket science, but there are some things to know (on all aspects). Refugee flows driven by neccessity do not show large proportions of unaccompanied able-bodied adult males. Ahemm. The ignorant, bigoted, arrogant moral narcissism of the limitless mass migration fetishists has reached a new high. They are just as dangerous, and just as vile, as conventional race-baiters, and ought to be treated the same. Posted by: rhomboid at September 09, 2015 12:08 AM (QDnY+) Posted by: Stateless Infidel at September 09, 2015 12:08 AM (AC0lD) 190
180 Does anybody have a Nest? I've been thinking about getting one, but i don't see any advantage over a $30 programmable thermostat other than wifi access, which i don't really need.
Posted by: All The Meh People who have them seem to really like them. But I just can't see enough benefits to justify the price over a pretty decent $30 programmable thermostat. Posted by: Maetenloch at September 09, 2015 12:08 AM (pAlYe) 191
You'll be able to walk as far as you want in any given direction to stay fit, and always be able to get a ride home
Actually, I could see that working e.g. I don't mind walking the two miles to the store but don't want to walk the four-mile round trip especially with a couple of bags of groceries in tow. Posted by: andycanuck at September 09, 2015 12:08 AM (7eC3Q) 192
In El Salvador Mara Salvatrucha (MS-13) prisoners are considered so dangerous that they're essentially allowed to run their own prison.
Nuke it from orbit. Its the only way to be sure. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 09, 2015 12:08 AM (39g3+) 193
>>>TFG brought up statehood early in his first term, then tried to jury rig the vote to make it happen, but he flopped somehow.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 08, 2015 11:58 PM (gyKtp)<<< Somehow, we're the only schmucks who give the JEF everything he wants. Funny that. Posted by: GOP monkeys, fucking a football at September 09, 2015 12:08 AM (ChYy4) 194
You're too fat. Keep walking.
Knew I should have avoided the "Michelle" model. I'll have to hold out for the "Melissa McCarthy". Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 12:08 AM (ntObR) 195
Who are you calling a "Horray"?!
Posted by: andycanuck at September 09, 2015 12:09 AM (7eC3Q) 196
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Looking forward to what you have in store for us. Posted by: Tuna at September 09, 2015 12:09 AM (JSovD) 197
Yes, yes, but does Anyone know how Pookie is doing? Or the pookettes?
Posted by: The National InPooker (Updated Minutely) at September 09, 2015 12:09 AM (x6d4B) 198
173 Worked with some Mo'Ricans and the overwhelming sense I got was
arrogance. Like they're better than Haitians or Dominicans or Cubans or whatever from the Carribean. Well, they do have one distinctive difference -- Built in US citizenship. I'm kinda proud of mine, too -- Though TFG has made it tough. Posted by: GnuBreed at September 09, 2015 12:09 AM (gyKtp) 199
"By returning to Spain, we'll have autonomy," said Jose Nieves Seise, who in 2013 founded the group Reunification of Puerto Rico with Spain. "With autonomy Puerto Rico could have sufficient powers to boost the economy and attract foreign investment."
It takes a special kind of inconceivable ignorance to think that Spain is any sort of economic benefit to anyone. The country is about to collapse entirely under its own weight as is. And with Germany committing social and economic suicide, there won't be anyone to turn to. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 09, 2015 12:09 AM (39g3+) 200
What, no Clint & Scott Eastwood rippling biceps & perfect hair side by side pics? Pouts. You don't love the 'ettes.
So I'll take our Amanda Knox psycho shows around post 150 in this evening's troll pool. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 09, 2015 12:09 AM (Vm8WO) 201
You want the Sophie Vergara model
Settle for the Melissa McCarthy model And get stuck with the Meghan McCain model. Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2015 12:09 AM (Sz+px) 202
"revealed" into " travelled"
The T and R keys are next to each other. Maybe you mistyped "trevealed"? Posted by: andycanuck at September 09, 2015 12:10 AM (7eC3Q) 203
I saw Pookie and the Pookettes on TV. I think they were on just before Josie and the Pussycats
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 09, 2015 12:10 AM (39g3+) 204
I can't quite wrap my mind around the concept of refugees protesting the cold. Do they think the Swedes control the weather?
Posted by: Emmie at September 09, 2015 12:11 AM (qSQG+) 205
Honeywell. Bimetal coil, mercury switch. No battery.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 12:06 AM (9mTYi) We are getting the paperwork in order to declare your home a Superfund site, to deal with toxic mercury pollution. It's for the chirren! Posted by: The EPA at September 09, 2015 12:11 AM (5tDM+) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 09, 2015 12:11 AM (LNZXT) 207
By the way, if anyone here wants to read some of my upcoming book Life Unworthy, I'm posting parts of it in serial format on Wattpad:
https://www.wattpad.com/story/48843246-life-unworthy 4 parts so far, 2 every week until full release on September 21. You can pre-order it too. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 09, 2015 12:12 AM (39g3+) 208
Hah, hah,ha. Now there's a sidebar ad asking whether I have purchased Starkist Tuna because if I have I may be eligible to join in a possible class action suit. Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by: Tuna at September 09, 2015 12:12 AM (JSovD) 209
Refuge: "I'm unhappy, and I've chosen YOU as the person I will hold responsible."
Posted by: Emmie at September 09, 2015 12:12 AM (qSQG+) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 12:12 AM (9mTYi) 211
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Ms. Fabello doesn't really see her non-white partners as actual people so much as just a way to entertain a racial other fetish. But here's the kicker: "she currently lives in Philadelphia, PA, with her cat." "I'm currently in my third interracial relationship." so it's Daddy Issues and Oppression by Proxy. Even sadder, if you follow a couple of links on her twtter feed: https://twitter.com/fyeahmfabello Her "partner" lives on the other side of the continent. They have Skyp dates -- real quote -- playing Scategorizes and Battleship. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 08, 2015 11:57 PM (kdS6q) Let's not forget that Barack Obama got his hatred of the white race from his white mother, who hated the white race. Posted by: rickl at September 09, 2015 12:12 AM (sdi6R) 212
Refugees complaining of the cold... you know what? Now I really want Putin to turn off the natural gas to Europe in February.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2015 12:12 AM (Sz+px) 213
Thank you, Old Dominion Mom. Appreciate it. Makes sense as the padding is non-existent. Time for more money-pit fun!
Someday we will adjust. I grew up with stairs. Maybe about the time we move into assisted living. Other than hurricanes, snake in hedge, Crist and weird neighbor I guess Florida looks pretty dang good (and one level) right about now. Whining all the whines. Guess I won't die like Buzzion after all (at least tonight). Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 09, 2015 12:12 AM (9XthY) 214
"What, no Clint & Scott Eastwood rippling biceps & perfect hair side by side pics? Pouts. You don't love the 'ettes. "
There are places on the internet. There are places for everything. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 09, 2015 12:13 AM (LNZXT) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 12:13 AM (9mTYi) 216
Mike, the worst thing about the Googlemobile is that it tattles on you at FB about where you've just been.
"qdpsteve just got back from his fourth visit to the urologist this week!" (sigh) Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 12:14 AM (ntObR) 217
You want a 275 GTB
You'd settle for an Austin Healy 100M You get a Googlemobile>>> Or You get an Aztec. Posted by: Willy J. at September 09, 2015 12:14 AM (HhwmG) 218
... unless you're suggesting an Ultra-Tricky Ace, which is a whole new Ace entirely. Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 08, 2015 11:35 PM (JmGFJ) God dammit! Just how many aces am I paying for? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 09, 2015 12:14 AM (fgSDS) 219
Also at Everyday Feminism: 10 Things I've Learned About Gaslighting As An Abuse Tactic Gaslighting is the attempt of one person to overwrite another person's reality. He would tell me that my inconsistency implied that I was lying. I would say, "No, no, I know I'm not lying. Maybe I just cant remember it right." I usually ended up crying hysterically. everydayfeminism.com/2015/08/things-wish-known-gaslighting/ Reality is overwriting your "reality" sweetheart, not me. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 09, 2015 12:14 AM (kdS6q) 220
My guess is the cold protesters wanted the heat turned up in their lodgings and the Swedes were like "what, its 60, we're naked and fanning ourselves!"
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 09, 2015 12:15 AM (39g3+) 221
You want the Sophie Vergara model
Settle for the Melissa McCarthy model And get stuck with the Meghan McCain model. Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2015 12:09 AM (Sz+px) But it has great airbags! Posted by: The NHTSA at September 09, 2015 12:15 AM (5tDM+) 222
Maet, thank you for the photo of Clint. xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 09, 2015 12:15 AM (9XthY) Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2015 12:15 AM (3pRHP) 224
Gee, I recently read that Maggie Lawson got married to someone who was not James Roday. NOw I read that they split ate Roday was screwing around with Mandy Moore (never heard of her) who split from her husband another famous guy. I swear I dont know most of the actors these days. They all look alike to me.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 09, 2015 12:15 AM (iQIUe) Posted by: the Pentavirate at September 09, 2015 12:15 AM (fEjh+) 226
157 Fabello is a doctoral candidate in Sexuality and Eating Disorders. What ever that means. She has issues is what I am trying to say. Like, mental health ones
Posted by: ThunderB at September 09, 2015 12:02 AM (zOTsN) It means that she would love to eat a bag of dicks but has to settle for a quart of Ben and Jerrys. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 09, 2015 12:15 AM (Z7G74) 227
I can't quite wrap my mind around the concept of refugees protesting the cold. Do they think the Swedes control the weather?
----------------- That's nothing. The invaders here complain about the fact that we are here. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 12:15 AM (9mTYi) 228
Tuna something like this perhaps?
Catherine and Diana explain in unison. "Sister Mary Claire! What are you doing here?" Sister Mary Claire bestows upon each a kind smile while walking closer. "Oh tosh, think I was going to let Egypt remain defenseless around you two?" Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2015 12:16 AM (Sz+px) 229
170 It's good to get a n00b that starts to fit in and blooms here. It's not-so-good to be "seeded" with n00bs who will never fit in but are here to cause trouble.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 08, 2015 11:56 PM (EzgxV) Real odd that seems to always happen around Presidential election time, huh? Posted by: AD at September 09, 2015 12:03 AM (s4wTA) That is certainly noteworthy. Posted by: cthulhu at September 09, 2015 12:16 AM (EzgxV) 230
Reality can be over written. I had no idea. I thought things were real or they weren't That some things are true and some are false. Huh
Posted by: ThunderB at September 09, 2015 12:16 AM (zOTsN) 231
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"At least so far the Puerto Ricans " Worked with some Mo'Ricans and the overwhelming sense I got was arrogance. Like they're better than Haitians or Dominicans or Cubans or whatever from the Carribean. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 09, 2015 12:04 AM (LNZXT) I have worked with a few... arrogance... and a few from other islands who pretend they are PR for some reason. Maybe a hispanic caste mindset.One guy, when asked about the PR plebiscite, basically, "Why would I fricken care, I haven't lived there for over twenty years. Do you care about politics in Wisconsin anymore?" But that was the only one (hispanic) who would not go at length about how much better it is where they don't live anymore. Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 09, 2015 12:16 AM (NaeCR) 232
Reality is overwriting your "reality" sweetheart, not me.
Every part of the left is tortured by how reality refuses to conform to what they prefer and expect based on their ideology. And they blame everyone else - further they demand someone else fix this, since they are effectively useless at dealing with life. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 09, 2015 12:17 AM (39g3+) 233
Dang I hate snakes. We had 2 copperheads in our basement before we found a hole to plug. Assisted living sounds almost dreamy. As long as my assistant looks like Clint!
So sad about Buzzion. Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 09, 2015 12:17 AM (GzDYP) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 09, 2015 12:17 AM (LNZXT) 235
Yeah, that everyday feminism site has the world's best headlines. Every single one is more ridiculous than the last.
I want to go undercover and write ridiculous items for them to see how far I can push the envelope with feminist idiocy before someone calls me out on being a troll. I went to an all girl's college, after all. I can speak feminist idiot. Posted by: Lauren at September 09, 2015 12:17 AM (XNiw9) 236
Met a seemingly wealthy Swede lady today. Had some casual conversation. As she was leaving, I watched to see what she was driving. Mercedes?, Volvo?, Lexus?, Land Rover?. Nope. Buick.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 12:18 AM (9mTYi) 237
Hillary has new page about emails on her website, as of 11pm ET. Link in nik
Posted by: Baldy at September 09, 2015 12:18 AM (sEXjW) 238
>>>My guess is the cold protesters wanted the heat
turned up in their lodgings and the Swedes were like "what, its 60, we're naked and fanning ourselves!" Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 09, 2015 12:15 AM (39g3+)<<< We... I mean, those Muzzies like it warm. Posted by: SCOAMF, turning the White House into a greenhouse during the winter at September 09, 2015 12:19 AM (ChYy4) 239
"They all look alike to me."
Ain't that the truth, especially the ladies. All are equally as untalented. Posted by: Tuna at September 09, 2015 12:19 AM (JSovD) 240
157 Fabello is a doctoral candidate in Sexuality and Eating Disorders. What ever that means. She has issues is what I am trying to say. Like, mental health ones Posted by: ThunderB at September 09, 2015 12:02 AM (zOTsN) It means "Her PhD cries, when she serves customers their fries/" - some other commenter at Ace, I don't have the reference handy. Posted by: Arbalest at September 09, 2015 12:19 AM (FlRtG) Posted by: The 2020 Smart Ass Car at September 09, 2015 12:19 AM (BO/km) 242
Here is the trick that TFG and the Dems tried to pull in 2010 to change the way Puerto Rico statehood would be voted on:
http://www.rightpundits.com/?p=6134 Posted by: GnuBreed at September 09, 2015 12:19 AM (gyKtp) 243
You know, I'm about the let my subscription to the WSJ go. I'm just getting sick of the smug, open borders shtick. If you oppose immigration, or refugees in the slightest, you are RACISSS!
I used to love Reason mag and all that, and now they make me as mad any leftist rag. They, the WSJ, and CATO are all on the same page with this stuff. They despise us, just the same as the progtards. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 09, 2015 12:19 AM (dvuhZ) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 09, 2015 12:19 AM (LNZXT) 245
>>>Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 09, 2015 12:14 AM (kdS6q)
--- Gaslighting is what the left and the media do ALL THE TIME. Drives me nuts. Like when a lefty relative warned us not to believe the lying liars who said our health insurance premiums would rise due to ObamaCare. Well, it was our insurance company that was telling us our premiums were going up. Were they lying to us? Posted by: Emmie at September 09, 2015 12:20 AM (qSQG+) 246
215 "What, no Clint Scott Eastwood rippling biceps perfect hair side by side pics? Pouts. You don't love the 'ettes. "
Hey this ain't the EU baby. If you want premium content, you gotta pony up for the Premium membership. Posted by: Maetenloch at September 09, 2015 12:20 AM (pAlYe) 247
Buick is one of the best-selling cars in China, too, for some inexplicable reason.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2015 12:21 AM (5tDM+) 248
217 Mike, the worst thing about the Googlemobile is that it tattles on you at FB about where you've just been.
"qdpsteve just got back from his fourth visit to the urologist this week!" (sigh) Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09 Ha more like Steve saw his booby doc and transition doc 5 x this month. Little boi is a mess Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 09, 2015 12:21 AM (fgSDS) 249
I want to go undercover and write ridiculous items for them to see how far I can push the envelope with feminist idiocy before someone calls me out on being a troll.
Hey, you may as well. That guy that was trolling the world on Twitter retired because too many people were in on the joke. You would probably find it really hard to find something too much for them. Satire is tougher and tougher these days in the insane world run by fools. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 09, 2015 12:21 AM (39g3+) 250
So I went to their contributor page. No joke. It actually says this.
Everyday Feminism is an affirmative action and equal opportunity employer. People with multiple marginalized identities -such as queer, trans, and differently- abled people of color and size - are strongly encouraged to apply. Now, guys, I'm just a dumb blonde, but don't the terms affirmative action and equal opportunity contradict? Posted by: Lauren at September 09, 2015 12:21 AM (miZcy) 251
MH, I asked ya to keep it on the down low!!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 12:21 AM (ntObR) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 09, 2015 12:21 AM (LNZXT) 253
Leftists must really hate reading this from the Upanishads - Lead me from the unreal to the real..
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 09, 2015 12:21 AM (Sz+px) 254
209 Hah, hah,ha. Now there's a sidebar ad asking whether I have purchased Starkist Tuna because if I have I may be eligible to join in a possible class action suit. Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by: Tuna at September 09, 2015 12:12 AM (JSovD) It's cause you don't have good taste. Posted by: Charlie the Tuna at September 09, 2015 12:22 AM (Z7G74) 255
everydayfeminism.com/2015/08/things-wish-known-gaslighting/
Reality is overwriting your "reality" sweetheart, not me. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 09, 2015 12:14 AM (kdS6q) I am reading a sobering book: Rape of the Mind - The Psychology of Thought Control by A M Meerloo Gaslighting is a technique of mind control, and it appears to works best, apparently, when the victim can find no support and the victim is isolated from things that would tend to ground him in reality. Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2015 12:22 AM (3pRHP) 256
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Well, they do have one distinctive difference -- Built in US citizenship. I'm kinda proud of mine, too -- Though TFG has made it tough. Posted by: GnuBreed at September 09, 2015 12:09 AM (gyKtp) They loose that the day they vote for independence. Yeah, I know it violates the 14th Amendment. Either way, expect a mass migration before independence would become effective. Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 09, 2015 12:22 AM (NaeCR) 257
Fabello is a doctoral candidate in Sexuality.... Posted by: ThunderB They we can put her out on The Stroll to work off her student loans. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 09, 2015 12:22 AM (kdS6q) 258
....Fabello is a doctoral candidate in Sexuality and Eating Disorders....
oh, she has more issues that that Posted by: Paolo at September 09, 2015 12:22 AM (MtS84) 259
Buick is one of the best-selling cars in China, too, for some inexplicable reason.>>>
There are no R s in the name? Posted by: Willy J. at September 09, 2015 12:22 AM (HhwmG) 260
*waves in the direction of Emmie
Hey, bebe's. Did you come to a conclusion about your hot floor? I read it all... AOP basically nailed it down. I could add a few comments, though. Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2015 12:22 AM (AXDnw) 261
Seeing the Euro invader ad now.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 09, 2015 12:23 AM (LNZXT) 262
218 You want a 275 GTB
You'd settle for an Austin Healy 100M You get a Googlemobile>>> Or You get an Aztec. Posted by: Willy J. at September 09, 2015 12:14 AM (HhwmG) One year, we flew down to Atlanta to attend a cichlid convention, then motored up to Knoxville to visit my aunt. The car we got was an Aztek. Once past Chattanooga, we kept having to explain that it was a rental from Atlanta and we were going to take it back. Posted by: cthulhu at September 09, 2015 12:23 AM (EzgxV) Posted by: Bud Fox at September 09, 2015 12:23 AM (fEjh+) 264
I don't think that sentence can be satirized. I really don't.
Posted by: Lauren at September 09, 2015 12:23 AM (miZcy) 265
229
Sounds good. Sean going along, too? No, no, I'm asking too many questions. We'lol just wait patiently and find out. Posted by: Tuna at September 09, 2015 12:23 AM (JSovD) 266
Mike, the worst thing about the Googlemobile is that it tattles on you at FB about where you've just been.
----------------- Pro tip. Always have the car deliver you to an 'acceptable' address. Then pull the battery from your cell phone pass through a bar and out the back door to give the car the slip. Don't ask me how I know this. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 12:24 AM (9mTYi) 267
Now, guys, I'm just a dumb blonde, but don't the terms affirmative action and equal opportunity contradict?
You're trying to overwrite their reality! Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 09, 2015 12:24 AM (39g3+) 268
Last time I read a WSJ article was a few years ago, waiting room/dentist's office. Wife was there. Headline about (?) antibiotic-resistant TB/something rising in the US. Lead-in/color case was a nurse who volunteered in Africa every year, brought it back. I said "oh this will be fun, let's see how far in before they mention the real issue". Sure enough, jump page, I dunno paragraph 25 or something. Something about most of the US cases being found in southwest border areas. That was it. Not even an allusion to the obvious reason for this pattern/geography! Of course the editorial board is coco-bananas stupid and racist about mass illegal migration without assimilation (MIMWA). And, most entertainingly, for the "Wall Street Journal", economically illiterate. Posted by: rhomboid at September 09, 2015 12:25 AM (QDnY+) 269
You get a Googlemobile
Posted by: Mike Hammer The Googlemobile promises info. The Googlemobile delivers a fragment thereof. The Googlemobile gets nine-hundred souls to the gallon. Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 09, 2015 12:25 AM (JmGFJ) 270
>>>Pro tip. Always have the car deliver you to an
'acceptable' address. Then pull the battery from your cell phone pass through a bar and out the back door to give the car the slip. Don't ask me how I know this. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 12:24 AM (9mTYi)<<< You'll never fool me like that again, Michael. Posted by: K.I.T.T. at September 09, 2015 12:25 AM (ChYy4) 271
Jeb! on Colbert.....tell me if he says anything.....he doesn't think O has bad motives, just wrong, and he's gonna unite us and grow the economy and overcome all the meanies saying mean things. He's going to restore civility and everyone will work together.
Jesus H. Christ. What a bunch of pussies, the GOPussies are. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 09, 2015 12:25 AM (dvuhZ) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 12:26 AM (9mTYi) 273
It's 30 minutes past my bedtime and I have nothing interesting to say, so......big gulps, huh? Whelp, see ya later.
Posted by: DC in River City at September 09, 2015 12:26 AM (e+1S5) Posted by: The 2020 Smart Ass Car at September 09, 2015 12:26 AM (BO/km) 275
Hey this ain't the EU baby! If you want premium content, you gotta pony up for the Premium membership.
Posted by: Maetenloch at September Don't let thr Herb Tarlick of AoSHQ sales fool you. You get what you get And you like it and you ask for more. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, Model Citizen at September 09, 2015 12:26 AM (fgSDS) 276
One year, we flew down to Atlanta to attend a cichlid convention, then motored up to Knoxville to visit my aunt. The car we got was an Aztek. Once past Chattanooga, we kept having to explain that it was a rental from Atlanta and we were going to take it back.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 09, 2015 12:23 AM (EzgxV) Cichlids? Wouldn't triffids be more copacetic with an Elder God of your standing? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2015 12:26 AM (6J9GE) 277
Mike, thanks for the tip. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 12:27 AM (ntObR) 278
245 You know, I'm about the let my subscription to the WSJ go. I'm just getting sick of the smug, open borders shtick. If you oppose immigration, or refugees in the slightest, you are RACISSS!
I used to love Reason mag and all that, and now they make me as mad any leftist rag. They, the WSJ, and CATO are all on the same page with this stuff. They despise us, just the same as the progtards. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 09, 2015 12:19 AM (dvuhZ) Investors Business Daily seems better than all those others. Posted by: rickl at September 09, 2015 12:27 AM (sdi6R) 279
I see from reading lefty tweets, there is another closed social journalista account. Anyone would belongs to that crap shd be mocked.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 09, 2015 12:27 AM (iQIUe) 280
You'll never fool me like that again, Michael.
Posted by: K.I.T.T. ------------------- *facepalm* Dammit, you lower your guard for 10 seconds... Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 12:27 AM (9mTYi) 281
Now, guys, I'm just a dumb blonde, but don't the terms affirmative action and equal opportunity contradict?>>> Working for the middle class and Obamas economic decisions contradict too. You are supposed to smoke more pot and ignore the contradictions. Posted by: Willy J. at September 09, 2015 12:27 AM (HhwmG) 282
Sweet. Just got unsolicited spam mail from J. G. Wentworth. It's my cash, and I want it NOOOOOOOOOW!
Posted by: Lauren at September 09, 2015 12:27 AM (miZcy) 283
Lauren, and for the low low price of just 50% off the top.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 12:28 AM (ntObR) 284
248 Hey this ain't the EU baby. If you want premium content, you gotta pony up for the Premium membership.
Posted by: Maetenloch at September 09, 2015 12:20 AM Come on, I bring pudding & cupcakes for the entire class! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 09, 2015 12:28 AM (Vm8WO) Posted by: Spaulding Smails at September 09, 2015 12:28 AM (39g3+) 286
They are coming out with all these trannie movies. So, gird your loins....
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 09, 2015 12:28 AM (iQIUe) 287
Gaslighting is a technique of mind control, and it appears to works best, apparently, when the victim can find no support and the victim is isolated from things that would tend to ground him in reality.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 09, 2015 12:22 AM (3pRHP) How many lights do you see? Posted by: Gul Madred at September 09, 2015 12:29 AM (zt+N6) 288
Nope. Buick.
Posted by: Mike Hammer -------------------------- If you told me it was a '66 Riviera GS, a '71 GSX, or a Grand National GNX, I'd be chasing her down! Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2015 12:29 AM (AXDnw) 289
>>>228
That's nothing. The invaders here complain about the fact that we are here. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 12:15 AM (9mTYi) --- It's funny. Supposedly the U.S. is imperialist/colonialist, always taking over other countries, when we have no desire to expand our borders. These invaders come here and try to drive us out of our own land, and they're the good guys. Lefties have this thing for insisting that we commit national suicide. Posted by: Emmie at September 09, 2015 12:29 AM (qSQG+) 290
274 Jeb! on Colbert.....tell me if he says anything.....he doesn't think O has bad motives, just wrong, and he's gonna unite us and grow the economy and overcome all the meanies saying mean things. He's going to restore civility and everyone will work together.
Jesus H. Christ. What a bunch of pussies, the GOPussies are. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 09, 2015 12:25 AM (dvuhZ) That's the same crap that Romney attempted to spew as well. Posted by: buzzion at September 09, 2015 12:30 AM (zt+N6) Posted by: ThunderB at September 09, 2015 12:30 AM (zOTsN) 292
The thing about Buick and China has two distinct stories.
1-Immediately after China "Westernized" GM's Buick moved in. Don't know why or how they picked Buick as their main brand. Thus they had a head start though and beat Toyota and Honda, etc. 2-China's last Emperor, before Japanese invasion, rode around in a pair of Buick's custom made in America. Buick cemented itself in Chinese mindset as indepenent China. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 09, 2015 12:30 AM (LNZXT) 293
Sweet dreams everyone. Guys, if you haven't seen them already, there are a couple of sidebar ads coming your way extolling the " charms" of some attractive Russian women. Sweet dreams indeed.
Posted by: Tuna at September 09, 2015 12:30 AM (JSovD) 294
If you told me it was a '66 Riviera GS, a '71 GSX, or a Grand National GNX, I'd be chasing her down!
Posted by: Chi --------------- The accent alone would probably do the job. BTW, exactly how much is it worth to you that I NOT let SMFH know about that comment? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 12:30 AM (9mTYi) 295
Jeb! on Colbert.....tell me if he says anything.....he doesn't think O has bad motives, just wrong, and he's gonna unite us and grow the economy and overcome all the meanies saying mean things. He's going to restore civility and everyone will work together.
And then Stevie immediately threw a metal pot over Jeb's head and started banging it with a sledgehammer, to thunderous laughs and applause. Because you know, now that he's got the Late Show he suddenly really *respects* the conservative side. Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 12:31 AM (ntObR) 296
Lefties have this thing for insisting that we commit national suicide.
Multiculturalism dictates that all culturals are equally valid and proper and that we cannot condemn or judge people for their culture because it is their narrative and they make their own truth. Except white Europeans, who are nasty and should die off. It has always cracked me up that the same people who scream "I LOVE NEW YORK!" are also the ones who think patriotism for your country is awful and evil. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 09, 2015 12:31 AM (39g3+) 297
They are coming out with all these trannie movies. So, gird your loins....
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 09, 2015 12:28 AM (iQIUe) This year's Christmas blockbuster: "The Ultramatic That Ate Detroit". Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2015 12:31 AM (6J9GE) 298
It's far easier for a white woman to date a black man than for a white man to date a black woman, especially when the white person in question is a liberal.
See, the natural liberal tendency toward anti-colonialism causes them to view interracial relationships from the viewpoint that the man conquers the woman. A black man "conquering" a white woman is merely evening the score, while a white man "conquering" a black woman is perpetuating the oppression. Black women have great difficulty with dating these days, because they tend to be better educated and better paid than black men but it's frowned upon by both blacks and liberal whites for them to date white men, who tend to be on more equal footing with them. Liberals prefer it this way, in large part because single women are easier to keep on the Democrat plantation. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at September 09, 2015 12:31 AM (wKc1L) 299
They loose that the day they vote for independence.
Yeah, I know it violates the 14th Amendment. Either way, expect a mass migration before independence would become effective. Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 09, 2015 12:22 AM (NaeCR) Puerto Rico is not an incorporated territory of the U.S.. Much like with the Virgin Islands, Guam, the Northern Mariana islands, and the minor outlaying islands, citizenship at birth is due to statute. American Samoa, for example does not have this and they are American Nationals, but not citizens. Posted by: The Constitutional hat at September 09, 2015 12:32 AM (AM+tj) 300
Tuna, I tried one of those once.
Unfortunately too many of those women come with, uh, 'extra equipment.' (Such as, for instance, a penis.) Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 12:32 AM (ntObR) 301
*image of Emmylou Harris pops into head*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 12:13 AM ------- If ever a woman has aged better. Damn. She just kept getting sexier and sexier. Isn't she gettin' up toward 70? Does she even look old yet? Posted by: TJ Camper at September 09, 2015 12:32 AM (7d8Ef) 302
Buick is one of the best-selling cars in China, too, for some inexplicable reason.>>>
There are no R s in the name? Posted by: Willy J. at September 09, 2015 12:22 AM (HhwmG) Maybe some unintentional marketing truth in that ('kodak' was supposedly unique and easy to pronounce in any language). Asian languages tend to flip the 'l' and 'r' sounds - if you cannot pronounce it, why buy it. Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 09, 2015 12:33 AM (NaeCR) 303
262 Hey, bebe's.
Did you come to a conclusion about your hot floor? I read it all... AOP basically nailed it down. I could add a few comments, though. Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2015 12:22 AM ( Got a call in to an electrician to come out & make sure I don't have a fire hazard. Will explore options from there. Speculation is he is mold phobic & running both to try to keep bathroom uber dry to prevent mold. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 09, 2015 12:33 AM (Vm8WO) 304
...and got sexier with grey hair, even (IMHO).
Posted by: TJ Camper at September 09, 2015 12:33 AM (7d8Ef) 305
Does she even look old yet?
Posted by: TJ Camper ------------ Yeah... the age is telling, but that's OK. She's fixed in my head (which is as close as I'm going to get) at about age 30. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 12:34 AM (9mTYi) Posted by: Willy J. at September 09, 2015 12:34 AM (HhwmG) 307
RK, was that China's last emperor as in Pu Yi, of "The Last Emperor"? Met a guy whose parents were exiled White Russians living in Harbin in the 30s when he was a little kid. He recalled in great detail all the Russian/expat families being notified (door to door) by Japanese military that they were expected to attend the procession of Pu Yi in his car (one of those Buicks?), in their Sunday best. He said the scene from the movie was pretty much exactly as he recalled it actually happening. Posted by: rhomboid at September 09, 2015 12:34 AM (QDnY+) 308
if you cannot pronounce it, why buy it./i]
For some reason a lot of people can't pronounce Isuzu, despite being a very simple word, but they sell. The Joe Isuzu ads were great though, wish they hadn't killed that campaign. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at September 09, 2015 12:36 AM (39g3+) 309
If all these silly demands are true, kick them out. Why put up with it? It's only going to get worse. Expect crime, rape especially, to increase and tourism to decrease.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 09, 2015 12:36 AM (iQIUe) 310
Upcoming tranny propaganda from Hollywood, coming soon to a theatre near you:
- The Fast and the Fabulous - Yentl 2: Jewish Jender Jumble Jubilee - The Man Who Would Be Queen Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 12:36 AM (ntObR) 311
There is an apocryphal story about the naming of the Mitsubishi Starion. West coast marketing firm recommended 'Stallion', phoned it in.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 12:36 AM (9mTYi) 312
>>>266 C'est La Vie
Emmylou Harris https://youtu.be/cLP7ANPyYC0 Posted by: n00b at September 09, 2015 12:23 AM (yhYQD) --- *tappin' my toes* Posted by: Emmie at September 09, 2015 12:38 AM (qSQG+) 313
289 They are coming out with all these trannie movies. So, gird your loins....
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 09, 2015 12:28 AM (iQIUe) Remember "The Crying Game"? Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 09, 2015 12:39 AM (Z7G74) 314
I got better.
Posted by: buzzion at September 08, 2015 11:51 PM (zt+N6) -------------- Dang, I'm so glad to hear that. I will lift a cold, frosty adult beverage in your general direction to celebrate your return from the dead! Unless you're a zombie, then not so much. Posted by: Old Blue at September 09, 2015 12:40 AM (9iR5/) 315
Townes Van Zandt did a great job with his own tune, but Emmylou's 'Pancho and Lefty' is the one.
*farts in Willie's general direction* Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 12:40 AM (9mTYi) 316
Do ya'll believe that poll with Trumpus Maximus getting 25% of the black vote? Remember those two youtube babes defending Trump against Megyn, and saying he's gonna create jobs from them by running out all the illegals....
If that's true, then I'm really gonna laugh my ass off. All these GOPussies telling us how we have to be tolerant and inclusive and all that shit to win, and now Trumpster comes along and gets a significant fraction of the black vote by doing just the opposite of what the pussies say. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 09, 2015 12:40 AM (dvuhZ) 317
BTW, exactly how much is it worth to you that I NOT let SMFH know about that comment?
Posted by: Mike Hammer ------------------- I'll let you take my Riviera for a spin? Truthfully, ain't worth much - she knows that I'm a man & that I'm gonna look. And maybe talk smack. Also knows that's where it ends. She's the best thing that's ever happened to me. Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2015 12:40 AM (AXDnw) 318
279 One year, we flew down to Atlanta to attend a cichlid convention, then motored up to Knoxville to visit my aunt. The car we got was an Aztek. Once past Chattanooga, we kept having to explain that it was a rental from Atlanta and we were going to take it back.
Posted by: cthulhu at September 09, 2015 12:23 AM (EzgxV) Cichlids? Wouldn't triffids be more copacetic with an Elder God of your standing? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2015 12:26 AM (6J9GE) I have a large number of odd, quirky interests.... Posted by: cthulhu at September 09, 2015 12:40 AM (EzgxV) 319
This year's Christmas blockbuster: "The Ultramatic That Ate Detroit".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2015 12:31 AM (6J9GE) ========== I laughed...but it took me a while Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 09, 2015 12:41 AM (iQIUe) 320
Got a call in to an electrician to come out make sure I don't have
a fire hazard. Will explore options from there. Speculation is he is mold phobic running both to try to keep bathroom uber dry to prevent mold.>>> Give him a blacklight bulb like the link below and tell him about the wonders of UV and mold killing. http://preview.tinyurl.com/qzhk82m Posted by: Willy J. at September 09, 2015 12:41 AM (HhwmG) 321
So Disney is treating Star Wars fans the way the GOPe treats its electorate:
"Technically, no one's forcing you to, but we WILL serve you a shit sandwich, and you WILL eat it and like it!" It's why I stopped watching movies a few decades ago. Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 09, 2015 12:41 AM (CrC03) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 12:42 AM (9mTYi) 323
There is an apocryphal story about the naming of the Mitsubishi Starion. West coast marketing firm recommended 'Stallion', phoned it in.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 12:36 AM (9mTYi) Well, the earliest promotional stuff for the Starion had a picture of a Stallion in it. Hrm. Perhaps not so apocryphal, yes? Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at September 09, 2015 12:42 AM (k9qR4) 324
I remember seeing a photo of a 1937 Studebaker President, owned by the German consulate in China, being used to rescue wounded Chinese soldiers from the front against Japan, just prior to WWII.
Looked on line for it, but cannot find it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2015 12:42 AM (nRReD) 325
No Balls For Sister Sarah
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 09, 2015 12:43 AM (75uvI) 326
Now I'm singing it's all right, cuz it's midnight, and I've got two more bottles of wine in my head.
Of course, these days I'm lucky to finish a beer what with the small nursling child and whatnot. Posted by: Lauren at September 09, 2015 12:43 AM (miZcy) 327
My previous scandi love interest and I used to joke about "racist" stuff and discussed race freely without any angst or discomfort.
Sure there are cultural differences, but being romantically involved with someone should not be a project, regardless of race. Or else, you're doing it wrong. The other person is just another human being. But I guess even saying that nowadays is racist. And apparently white supremacy just attaches itself to white people, no matter what. Jeez. Anyway, clearly, this chick feels deep down inside that she is superior to non whites and feels guilty or feigns feeling guilty about it. We nonwhite people are humans too, you daft dummy. And if a guy talks about the Western patriarchy in any other way than mockingly, I'm not interested. I'm not gonna lie, I like white dudes, but I would run far, far away from the male equivalent of this dumb chick. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 09, 2015 12:43 AM (OkKDg) 328
316 Remember "The Crying Game"?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 09, 2015 12:39 AM (Z7G74) Overhyped crap, like Napoleon Dynamite & Blair Witch. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 09, 2015 12:43 AM (Vm8WO) 329
The Outlaw Josie and the Pussycats
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 12:44 AM (ntObR) 330
Puerto Rico is not an incorporated territory of the
U.S.. Much like with the Virgin Islands, Guam, the Northern Mariana islands, and the minor outlaying islands, citizenship at birth is due to statute. American Samoa, for example does not have this and they are American Nationals, but not citizens. Posted by: The Constitutional hat at September 09, 2015 12:32 AM (AM+tj) Oh, my bad, I did not see the phrase 'incorporated territory'. But now that you mention it, there it is. Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 09, 2015 12:44 AM (NaeCR) 331
Re: Star Wars: I'm surprised there wasn't more screeching over the Moff Mors character by the usual suspects. Her defining trait isn't that she's gay, but that she's stunningly inept. She allows an opportunist and Rebel sympathizer to basically build a network of spies under her nose, then almost gets killed by him several times. Plus, the book makes a point several times of describing her as drab, homely, unkempt, almost making a point to mention it before returning to the plot. They really don't like her.
Posted by: Karusky at September 09, 2015 12:44 AM (TILkY) 332
Yeah... the age is telling, but that's OK. She's fixed in my head (which is as close as I'm going to get) at about age 30.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 12:34 AM --------------- Heh. I think she's fixed in my head at least a decade later. A fetching lass, that one. and...after resetting modem: Gaaah!!! Internet goes t/u after minutes off of VPN. Herein lies the reason I don't bother trying to get into actual conversations here. Dammit. What a pisser. Posted by: TJ Camper at September 09, 2015 12:45 AM (7d8Ef) 333
Dude, Where's My Gonads
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 09, 2015 12:45 AM (75uvI) 334
I have finally figured out my problems. I am a refugee. No one told me about stupid stairs. We are going to end up in a basement of a relative somewhere, like on King of Queens, but relative will have boxes of kitty litter. I won't last long and will, for sho', be drinking all day. This is my current retirement plan...should I not break neck on haunted stairs.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 09, 2015 12:45 AM (9XthY) 335
If all these silly demands are true, kick them out. Why put up with it? It's only going to get worse. Expect crime, rape especially, to increase and tourism to decrease.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang Mostly because no conservative party has dared to describe a moral basis for metered immigration. Our Betters in every country have failed miserably to annuciate the morality and the basic humanity in borders. Have you ever heard a reason to oppose open borders outside of the much-decryed 'nationalist' spiel? Reagan admitted he got rolled on the '86 amnesty, but the GOP did absolutely nothing to rectify that error. Nothing to the point of passing the '96 error. Or the multiple flops thereafter. C'est la vie. youtu.be/CGtf9QfITQw Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 09, 2015 12:45 AM (JmGFJ) 336
Got a call in to an electrician to come out & make sure I don't have a fire hazard. Will explore options from there. Speculation is he is mold phobic & running both to try to keep bathroom uber dry to prevent mold.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy ------------------------ I'll just say this (and hope it doesn't drag out again): If that little piece of wire was hot enough to heat your tile floor upstairs, it's already on fire. The timer switch your electrician should want to install simply replaces the on/off switch the tenant uses now to turn on the heat lamp. It'll only stay on for 15 max at a time. (Think of the dial switch in hotel bathrooms). Good luck, and let us know what comes of it. Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2015 12:45 AM (AXDnw) 337
Hillary has new page about emails on her website, as of 11pm ET. Link in nik
Posted by: Baldy at September 09, 2015 12:18 AM (sEXjW) [from link] and to work with the Benghazi Committee, asking that her hearing be public so that the American people can hear their questions and her answers. LOL. The balls on that Cankled Cow ... she refused to attend the first Benghazi hearings claiming that she was jetting around somewhere as SoS, not doing much of anything that anyone could figure out, and just couldn't be available to testify to the committee. Of course, she only got away with that because of the traitorous, collaborating sacks of shit in the Vichy GOP who let her skip the hearing. And they also let Petraeus off the hook, too, for the same hearings because Barky's junta had just filed charges against him for being a counter-revolutionary, which meant that he could never testify again to Congress by things he had done when he was part of the revolutionary junta ... Funny that Shrillary is bringing this stuff up again ... not that any of these nutless, treasonous halfwit GOPers are going to do anything about any of it. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 09, 2015 12:45 AM (zc3Db) 338
>>>Tonight's post brought to you by and his hair was perfect:
Trump was really buff, back in those days. Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 09, 2015 12:45 AM (CrC03) 339
"The Joe Isuzu ads were great though, wish they hadn't killed that campaign."
We have President Joe Isuzu these days. Posted by: torquewrench at September 09, 2015 12:46 AM (noWW6) 340
Dazed and Confused (About Which Restroom to Use)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 12:46 AM (ntObR) 341
Perhaps not so apocryphal, yes?
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion --------------- No kidding? It was a odd name, so maybe the story is true. Bad, bad car though. Oddly, engine balancer licensed from (genuflects) Porsche. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 12:46 AM (9mTYi) 342
I once owned a Daewoo Leganza.
Because you know, your crappy Korean car should remind you of Italian food. Posted by: Lauren at September 09, 2015 12:46 AM (miZcy) 343
Almost Female
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 12:47 AM (ntObR) 344
"Technically, no one's forcing you to, but we WILL serve you a shit sandwich, and you WILL eat it and like it!"
It's why I stopped watching movies a few decades ago. Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 09, 2015 12:41 AM (CrC03) Precisely why, pray tell, do they need gheys and trannys in Star Wars? After all, it was long ago and far away, maybe those vices hadn't been invented yet. Just like you didn't see muslims on Star Trek. Because it's in the future. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2015 12:47 AM (nRReD) 345
The Outlaw Josie and the Pussycats>>>
That is a band you do not want to be around when they go out to paint the town red. Oh maybe that was High Plains Drifter and the Pussycats. Posted by: Willy J. at September 09, 2015 12:48 AM (HhwmG) 346
Dont knock Azteks. That is what Walter White drove and look what he put that car thru.... Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 09, 2015 12:48 AM (iQIUe) 347
"They are coming out with all these trannie movies."
_The Getrag 360: Step By Step Rebuilding_ was a nonstop thrill ride. Posted by: torquewrench at September 09, 2015 12:48 AM (noWW6) 348
Burly In Pink
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 09, 2015 12:48 AM (75uvI) 349
Honey, I Shrunk My Genitals
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 12:49 AM (ntObR) 350
#330: For what it's worth, Chique, this white dude would consider it an honor to have you join him for a nice hamburger and a chocolate malt with two straws.
I know I'm not the only one around here, either. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at September 09, 2015 12:49 AM (wKc1L) 351
The (darkly) hilarious accounts of insufferable, demanding "refugees" do not denote some unique character flaws of those migrating from the MidEast (really), but they *do* confirm that most of these people are economic migrants, *not* refugees (which has a definition, both in international law and of course in US statutes). Only ungrateful benficiaries of US aid I can recall were - get this - Russians. Many were great (friend had an amazing story about bringing aid to an elderly WWII Soviet veteran in Moscow). But the russkis started getting picky and then reverted to their usual suspicious nature. You see they were completely unaware of anything like "best by (date)" markings on food or pharmaceuticals. Thanks to generous donation programs with Big Pharma, a lot of the pharma used in aid programs was "late dated" - but always in the meaningless sense of the concept (as most pharma and non-fresh food actually is). Once someone on the Russian side learned what "expiration dates" were *supposed* to signify, they got indignant - "you're giving us yourtrash!!!". Nothing of the sort, of course. But, Russians (recent ex-Soviet Russians, that is). We ended up specifying no expiration dates on the food commodities when procuring them. This was all non-perishable stuff and was going to be used very quickly, but ...... And I had an interesting inside look at the whole process of expiration dates and what they mean/don't mean, working with USDA on the issue. Posted by: rhomboid at September 09, 2015 12:50 AM (QDnY+) 352
Seven Brides From Seven Brothers
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 09, 2015 12:50 AM (75uvI) 353
Anyway, clearly, this chick feels deep down inside that she is superior to non whites and feels guilty or feigns feeling guilty about it.
We nonwhite people are humans too, you daft dummy. Posted by: chique d'afrique As much as I have come to not be a fan of GW, that line "the soft bigotry of low expectations" continues to prove operative. They assume a bigger roll in everything, and insist that they know better. All hail the Peace Corns*. Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 09, 2015 12:50 AM (JmGFJ) Posted by: Jason Statham at September 09, 2015 12:50 AM (ChYy4) 355
What would happen if the border guards told the "refugees", nope! Germany is thatta way falafal (pointing to where they came from and thus sending back to homeland). Heck if they are faking being Christian yet turning away Red Cross packets, they need to return to their home turf (reading about them smearing feces like apes on the French trains made me gag). Me no like. And most are yoots hiding facial recognition. Should serve them well.
Scary world. Glad I am not in Austria right about now. Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 09, 2015 12:51 AM (9XthY) 356
Starship Trumpets
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 12:51 AM (ntObR) 357
323. Give him a blacklight bulb like the link below and tell him about the wonders of UV and mold killing.
Posted by: Willy J. at September 09, 2015 12:41 AM Yeeaaaahhhh, not. I want to keep the nice rent money that's paying mortgage, not scare him out. If he's cranking up the electrical bill, it's getting billed to him Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 09, 2015 12:51 AM (0kNIP) 358
Wait, I guess that should have been Starship Strumpets. Ah well.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 12:52 AM (ntObR) 359
I hope Miss Fabello's boyfriend uses her stupid guilt to make her do stuff for him.
God, I would never date such a loser in male form. It is so offputting for people to hate who the good Lord made them. It only makes them look pathetic and is in no way admirable. You can tell this really irritates me. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 09, 2015 12:52 AM (OkKDg) 360
I wish it were two weeks ago and I could watch Narcos again for the first time. Really like the actors. There was one actor who played Col. Carrillo. These characters are sort of based on real life people. He was forced to commit crimes. You have these cold blooded killers. Do yo arrest them? Or execute them? They are just going to escape or be let of by a corrupt system and these are guys who murdered over 60 people. They just go out and commit more crimes. And they had no problems murdering kids, too. Also politicians in Colombia and they targeted a few in the US but didnt pull it off. One guy in real lie who was released last year committed over 200 murders.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 09, 2015 12:52 AM (iQIUe) 361
Cicero good stuff. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 12:55 AM (ntObR) 362
I did think the story of the sufferin refugees riding bikes through Russia to Norway is sort of Wylie Coyote, depending on if Putin is tracking them for sport.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 09, 2015 12:55 AM (9XthY) 363
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at September 09, 2015 12:49 AM (wKc1L)
I like food and will accept any local offers of dinner. Conversation or eye contact not guaranteed. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 09, 2015 12:56 AM (OkKDg) 364
339I'll just say this (and hope it doesn't drag out again):
If that little piece of wire was hot enough to heat your tile floor upstairs, it's already on fire Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2015 12:45 AM (AXDnw) Don't know it was a wire. Could be the fan circulating hot air around in the space between floors Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 09, 2015 12:56 AM (0kNIP) 365
My dad had a penchant for 'interesting' stuff. He bought a DKW in the mid 50's. Weird. Four on the column, 3 cylinder two stroke, FWD. Had to add outboard motor oil when gas was pumped. Actually, it was much like some Saabs. It had a 'free wheel' clutch that could be remotely engaged/disengaged. When it was disengaged, there was no engine braking. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 12:56 AM (9mTYi) 366
Nobody won the Lottery so it goes up to $106 million or $49 million after taxes. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 09, 2015 12:56 AM (iQIUe) 367
Chique...are peoples being mean to you tonight, too? Where are they? I am bustin for a brawl (actually going to bed, but point em out to me for future bruising). xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 09, 2015 12:57 AM (9XthY) Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 09, 2015 12:57 AM (JmGFJ) 369
Ex-Men
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 12:57 AM (ntObR) 370
Why would Putin prevent them from leaving Russia for Norway. He prolly gave them the bikes and some maps
Posted by: ThunderB at September 09, 2015 12:58 AM (zOTsN) 371
"Speculation is he is mold phobic running both to try to keep bathroom uber dry to prevent mold."
Bathtub grow op. Not kidding. Seen it. Three or four hydroponic weed plants plunked in a bathtub under a big metal halide light fixture. Typically rigged up with impromptu stoner wiring skills, to wit, a massive fire just waiting to happen. Dude, what's "ampacity" again? Well, the light came on when it was supposed to. So we must be golden! Posted by: torquewrench at September 09, 2015 12:58 AM (noWW6) Posted by: Lauren at September 09, 2015 12:59 AM (miZcy) 373
Lauren, thanks! :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 12:59 AM (ntObR) 374
#369: Oh, but I don't think I'd be able to put out without that conversation and eye contact stuff.
Oh. Ohhhh. I get it. That'd be a bonus, wouldn't it? *sob* Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at September 09, 2015 01:00 AM (wKc1L) 375
As much as I have come to not be a fan of GW, that line "the soft bigotry of low expectations" continues to prove operative.
They assume a bigger roll in everything, and insist that they know better. All hail the Peace Corns*. Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 09, 2015 12:50 AM -------------- Wasn't that originally Condi Rice? could be misrememberin' Posted by: TJ Camper at September 09, 2015 01:00 AM (7d8Ef) 376
Bebe, it's him leaving the heat lamps on.
On purpose? Accidental? Who knpws, but that's what it is. Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2015 01:00 AM (AXDnw) 377
LOL, Dame Blinky, no. I'm the only one awake in my household right now, so no one's getting on my nerves. Reading what that stupid racist bint wrote set me off.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 09, 2015 01:00 AM (OkKDg) 378
ThunderB - only in case you feel like it and have all the info, what's your take/explanation on the "misbehavior before the enemy" charge being talked about WRT Bergdahl? Posted by: rhomboid at September 09, 2015 01:00 AM (QDnY+) Posted by: TJ Camper at September 09, 2015 01:01 AM (7d8Ef) 380
Ex-men takes it
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 09, 2015 01:02 AM (75uvI) 381
BLM hasnt had a good crisis in a week. They need that shit to survive. Too many of them thought they would receive money forever to just run in traffic and attack white people and cops. Everybody is sick of it including most blacks. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 09, 2015 01:03 AM (iQIUe) 382
It had a 'free wheel' clutch that could be remotely engaged/disengaged. When it was disengaged, there was no engine braking.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 12:56 AM (9mTYi) There was a kid in my high school drove one of those, or maybe it was a Dyna Panhard. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2015 01:03 AM (CIyVc) 383
Cicero, thanks :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 01:03 AM (ntObR) 384
Precisely why, pray tell, do they need gheys and trannys in Star Wars? After all, it was long ago and far away, maybe those vices hadn't been invented yet. Just like you didn't
see muslims on Star Trek. Because it's in the future. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon ------ They no longer consider it their aim to entertain, but indoctrinate. Same with Starbucks and "conversation about race". For some reason they can't leave well enough alone. They feel some overwhelming quasi-religious duty to contaminate everything with their pet causes. And since their hopes are pinned to a temporal things, they seethe with rage whenever they are thwarted (there was an article on that, I forget where, linked from here a few month's ago, I believe by Hirsanyi). Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 09, 2015 01:03 AM (CrC03) Posted by: TJ Camper at September 09, 2015 01:03 AM (7d8Ef) 386
373 Chique...are peoples being mean to you tonight, too? Where are they? I am bustin for a brawl (actually going to bed, but point em out to me for future bruising). xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at September 09, 2015 12:57 AM (9XthY) Y'know, Chique, it's always a better thread when you drop by. Posted by: cthulhu at September 09, 2015 01:03 AM (EzgxV) 387
The funnest was when BLM tried to mess with the black church ladies on Easter. They got shut down immediately. lol Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 09, 2015 01:04 AM (iQIUe) 388
Don't know it was a wire. Could be the fan circulating hot air around in the space between floors
Fan should be pushing into a vent pipe that opens to the outside. Anything else is most likely a code violation and certainly a mold risk. Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 09, 2015 01:04 AM (YJmuy) 389
365 I wish it were two weeks ago and I could watch Narcos again for the first time.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 09, 2015 12:52 AM (iQIUe) I've read a complaint about the movie Casion, which I love, comes off too much like a documentary. I never understood what that meant until I watched Narcos. Long before it ended, I got the feeling that even with the documentary-like narrative exposition, the series lacked drama and felt padded. If you have a series that makes taking down the most enormously successful and insanely brutal drug kingpin in history trite and boring - you have failed. This first season should either have been half as long in the narration style, or twice as long in a dramatic style, but as is it is the worst of both worlds. I loved Blow and Cocaine Cowboys, and I wanted to like this - just didn't - at all. I am glad you did though. Honestly, it is a fascinating subject. Didja like FBI informant paperwork on Ronald Reagan that didn't tie into anything in the series? Boy howdy, that was a treat! Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at September 09, 2015 01:04 AM (sJuWI) 390
A family friend in New Jersey had a neighbor that rented their house out. Several months later the police swoop into the quiet neighborhood and start arresting the renters and taking out huge bags of evidence.
They turned it into a grow house. Ruined it. Tore up dry wall, whack ado wiring, on and on. Posted by: ThunderB at September 09, 2015 01:05 AM (zOTsN) 391
There is normal hot, and abnormal hot for light fixtures. It's just a matter of getting someone in there who knows how to tell the difference.
There are specs on various fixtures, such as recessed lighting (and similiar types of things). They need so much air space, and there are wattage limits. You can take a perfectly fine fixture and install it wrong, say with insulation packed up too close and have it get too hot. Installers need to know what they're doing and inspectors are supposed to enforce the rules, etc, etc, etc. But you know how that shit goes. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 09, 2015 01:06 AM (dvuhZ) 392
375 Ex-Men
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 12:57 AM (ntObR) Conan did that joke at Comic-Con. Posted by: buzzion at September 09, 2015 01:08 AM (zt+N6) 393
Awww, thanks, o tentacled one.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 09, 2015 01:08 AM (OkKDg) 394
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 09, 2015 12:45 AM (zc3Db) - I noticed that "public" comment too... She has been doing so poorly answering questions from liberal reporters lately, how the heck will she do with so-called GOP at hearing? Sleep tight.
Posted by: Baldy at September 09, 2015 01:09 AM (sEXjW) 395
397
Y'know, Chique, it's always a better thread when you drop by. Posted by: cthulhu at September 09, 2015 01:03 AM (EzgxV) SUUUUUUCK! (oh and lick!) Posted by: n00b at September 09, 2015 01:06 AM (yhYQD) As opposed to some folks who share a name with a retirement plan.... Posted by: cthulhu at September 09, 2015 01:09 AM (EzgxV) 396
Overhyped crap, like Napoleon Dynamite & Blair Witch.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 09, 2015 12:43 AM (Vm8WO) The English Patient. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 09, 2015 01:09 AM (Z7G74) 397
buzzion, all the greats steal from each other. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 01:09 AM (ntObR) 398
404 buzzion, all the greats steal from each other. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 01:09 AM (ntObR) And apparently so do the mediocres Posted by: buzzion at September 09, 2015 01:10 AM (zt+N6) 399
Speaking of funny stuff, been meaning to share this.
Clip from the "Laughs" TV show of comic Erik Myers at Pechanga Comedy Club in Temecula, CA. This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long long time. 100% clean bit on... applying for work at Taco Bell. (You can tell by his voice/other mannerisms that he's been significantly influenced by Sam Kinison.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58GwCD_STmA Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 01:12 AM (ntObR) 400
modem Comcast = modem and Comcast
*sigh* forgot to pay my dues this month Posted by: TJ Camper at September 09, 2015 01:03 AM (7d8Ef) I am having grief with my Windoze 7 "network" adapter. Periodically, it loses connectivity to the Internet. For no apparent reason. Run ipconfig/renew, ipconfig/flushdns, then "troubleshoot network adapter" and get told that "network adapter has no IP address". Then it seems to get one, and works for a while. If I reboot to WinXP in my old hard drive, everything runs tickety-boo. Win7 was good until a month or two ago. I suspect one of the Windows "updates" has screwed things up. I deleted all the July updates; looks like i will have to delete the June ones next. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2015 01:12 AM (CIyVc) 401
404 buzzion, all the greats steal from each other. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve --------------- Robin Thicke is "a great?" Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2015 01:13 AM (AXDnw) 402
while my i/net holds I'll say g'night w/Emylou and Alison Krauss thrown in just because.
It's a damn shame the recording (audio anyway) of this show (Down From The Mountain) is so absolutely crappy. Back to lurking. Always a pleasure, Horde. 'Night. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1wZVVMKojw Down To The River To Pray https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbgfQ48hWuY Posted by: TJ Camper at September 09, 2015 01:13 AM (7d8Ef) 403
Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at September 09, 2015 01:04 AM (sJuWI)
------------------ Thank God the majority of people have better taste than you.... Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 09, 2015 01:13 AM (iQIUe) 404
Rhomboid I haven't seen the charge sheet but I think the addition of Misbehavior is a great thing. Tough penalty and not as difficult to prove. The article 32 hearing (like a grand jury hearing) was July 8th. I don't think the Misbehavior charge was on the original charge sheet. I think the court martial convening authority requested the additional charge after reviewing the evidence. I think that is just. Cause fuck that guy
Posted by: ThunderB at September 09, 2015 01:13 AM (zOTsN) 405
#330: For what it's worth, Chique, this white dude would consider it an honor to have you join him for a nice hamburger and a chocolate malt with two straws.
I know I'm not the only one around here, either. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at September 09, 2015 12:49 AM (wKc1L) Bet most of the unattached morons here would... assuming you don't mind the lack of pants... Posted by: [Insert Neopolitan Joke Here] at September 09, 2015 01:13 AM (AM+tj) 406
Buzzion, I haven't quit the day job. Yet.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 01:14 AM (ntObR) 407
398 There is normal hot, and abnormal hot for light fixtures. It's just a matter of getting someone in there who knows how to tell the difference.
There are specs on various fixtures, such as recessed lighting (and similiar types of things). They need so much air space, and there are wattage limits. You can take a perfectly fine fixture and install it wrong, say with insulation packed up too close and have it get too hot. Installers need to know what they're doing and inspectors are supposed to enforce the rules, etc, etc, etc. But you know how that shit goes. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 09, 2015 01:06 AM (dvuhZ) When we first bought this house, I changed out a bunch of light fixtures -- and many of them said in the installation instructions, "existing wiring must be capable of XXX, YYY" -- which lead me into this big research thing. Turns out, in the Bad Old Days, lighting wiring was supposed to be ROBUST, so they didn't specify bupkis on the fixture -- but in Modern Times, it is assumed that your fly-by-night condo-builder wired your lights with 18-gauge aluminum speaker wire and the insurance companies made all the light fixture makers load up on warnings. Posted by: cthulhu at September 09, 2015 01:14 AM (EzgxV) 408
Well, the conventional wisdom seems to be that Slow Joe is going to be the candidate. But the VP? Who knows?
Sanders? I'm doubtful, but they need his followers, so Lizzy seems a fit, plus woman. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 01:14 AM (9mTYi) 409
Chi, Buzzion said it was Conan's.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 01:14 AM (ntObR) 410
Whoever decided to put Texas in the AL West was stupid.
Posted by: Lauren at September 09, 2015 01:16 AM (S93sz) 411
Thank God the majority of people have better taste than you.... Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at September 09, 2015 01:13 AM (iQIUe) Well, that's one approach. Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at September 09, 2015 01:16 AM (sJuWI) 412
What's spooky is that 30 years from now, James Fallon and Conan O'Brien will be that generation's equivalent of Bob Hope and George Burns.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 01:16 AM (ntObR) 413
Just discovered Person of Interest on Netflix. I'm really enjoying the show. Fast paced with good plots. And Jim Caviezel is so handsome, with lovely eyes.
And it looks like he's been married to the same regular woman (teacher, I think) and only her for almost 20 years. Long Hollywood marriages warm my heart, especially when I like the actor(s) involved. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 09, 2015 01:16 AM (SQkRc) 414
Meant to say, Jimmy Fallon.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 01:17 AM (ntObR) 415
Nope I was wrong. The Misbeavior charge was part of the original charge sheet
Posted by: ThunderB at September 09, 2015 01:17 AM (zOTsN) 416
Just refreshing the page, was struck by Stephens' labeling Hungary's policy "petty nationalism". Wow. A country with the population of LA County wants to have some control over its sovereign territory in the face of utter chaos and that is "petty nationalism". Lotta insight and gravitas that ol' Bret brings to the big issues of the day, you betcha. Posted by: rhomboid at September 09, 2015 01:17 AM (QDnY+) 417
What's spooky is that 30 years from now, James Fallon and Conan O'Brien will be that generation's equivalent of Bob Hope and George Burns.
Posted by: qdpsteve Doesn't that presume that "TEEVEE" will hold the same weight it once did? Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 09, 2015 01:18 AM (JmGFJ) 418
409 Chi, Buzzion said it was Conan's.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 01:14 AM (ntObR) Here's the bit where Conan uses it. https://youtu.be/RRi2BvGYvAc Posted by: buzzion at September 09, 2015 01:19 AM (zt+N6) 419
weft-cut, TV is still out there as a medium. It's just that today you don't need an antenna, cable box, or actual set to watch and enjoy.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 01:19 AM (ntObR) 420
I suspect one of the Windows "updates" has screwed
things up. I deleted all the July updates; looks like i will have to delete the June ones next. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2015 01:12 AM ---------------- let's see if it holds a bit more... My prob is def. Comcast. I switched for better speed. While I did get 3 times the speed for the same price The connectivity was an issue from the start. I used to use the vpn only for banking and when on wi-fi at home and especially out-and-about. It looked like a problem with the Comcast DNS servers but even after pointing my router to OpenDns and Google DNS servers it still happens. I realized it never happens when connecting via vpn. That's the good part. The bad part is if I complain to my lames-ass ISP now there will be NO telling them it's their fault. They're idiots enough as it is. Not raising hell right off the bat was a strategic error on my part. Posted by: TJ Camper at September 09, 2015 01:20 AM (7d8Ef) 421
Man I am fucking up. The Article 32 was delayed from July 8th to September 17.
Posted by: ThunderB at September 09, 2015 01:21 AM (zOTsN) 422
413 Just discovered Person of Interest on Netflix. I'm really enjoying the show. Fast paced with good plots. And Jim Caviezel is so handsome, with lovely eyes.
And it looks like he's been married to the same regular woman (teacher, I think) and only her for almost 20 years. Long Hollywood marriages warm my heart, especially when I like the actor(s) involved. Posted by: chique d'afrique ---------------------- I've never seen the show, but have seen that it comes on in syndication sometimes. I'll have to check it out - I really like Jim Caveziel. Never saw him play a role badly. Frequency was great, and he was awesome in Pay It Forward. Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2015 01:22 AM (AXDnw) 423
Coffee & Markets podcast:
Rick Perry on Policing, the Economy, and Celebrity Leaders http://coffeeandmarkets.com/2015/09/03/rick-perry-on-policing-the-economy-and-celebrity-leaders/ Posted by: The Hat-cast at September 09, 2015 01:23 AM (AM+tj) 424
weft-cut, TV is still out there as a medium. It's just that today you
don't need an antenna, cable box, or actual set to watch and enjoy. Posted by: qdpsteve "is still out there" is quite the sign of strength. Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 09, 2015 01:23 AM (JmGFJ) 425
I really liked The Count of Monte Cristo with Caviezel.
Posted by: buzzion at September 09, 2015 01:24 AM (zt+N6) 426
After years away I was starting to poke my head back in here when that happened. Alas, I'm just good for the occasional hit-n-run anymore. Of course, the blog's probably the better for it with standards to keep and all.
Posted by: TJ Camper at September 09, 2015 01:24 AM (7d8Ef) 427
OK ThunderB, shame on me but since you're here and responsive, another jag question. Of course I know that the political/geopolitical/media aspects of the Abu Ghraib case were hallucinogenically absurd from the outset. Never found an Iraqi who could understand what the big deal was supposed to be. And all in all, Iraqis remained baffled (and even suspicious, pretty hilarious but understandable) by the hullabaloo and court martial. But from a jag perspective, was there any misconduct from the authority's side? Seemed like the sentences were extreme. But I welcome being corrected on that. Posted by: rhomboid at September 09, 2015 01:25 AM (QDnY+) 428
After years away I was starting to poke my head back in here when that happened. Alas, I'm just good for the occasional hit-n-run anymore. Of course, the blog's probably the better for it with standards to keep and all.
Posted by: TJ Camper At this hour, no ones' going to stop a rant. Lay it on us, amigo. Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 09, 2015 01:26 AM (JmGFJ) 429
It's been a requirement for some time (how long, I'm not sure) that recessed fixtures have thermal cut-out protection, too. This is a safety device that trips if the temperature gets too high, and will offer protection if wattage limits are exceeded or too much insulation gets packed around it.
If it's fairly new, it should have it, but if it's really old, it probably won't. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 09, 2015 01:27 AM (dvuhZ) 430
One of the benefits of travel is seeing things in a different way. On this trip, one of the different things we saw was the "28-day wine kit", by "Western Family", sold in a supermarket right next to the tea.
There were various flavors (or flavours, for those keeping up), including "California Style Red", which I bought. It's 6.3 liters of kit but makes 23 liters of wine. I anticipate that I'll put this batch of plonk up sometime next week -- it won't surprise me if it's closer to pruno than Husch Pinot Noir 2009 when it's done, but it should be interesting. Posted by: cthulhu at September 09, 2015 01:33 AM (EzgxV) 431
"petty nationalism"
The one thing I haven't heard anyone notice about the donald is his appeal to people who wish to be allowed to be proud of and defensive of our own country again. Simple concept. He is called a master marketer. I'm not endorsing him here, just enjoying the show, but imagine living in a trailer with a pickup, beer and hounddog and you might be screaming, "Hell yeah!" Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 09, 2015 01:34 AM (GzDYP) 432
Buzzion (omg, I've never talked to a famous dead person before!), there was this cool scene in the last episode I watched.
A high school kid was hiding his teacher and Caviezel's character in his apartment, and the boy said he had been doing his reading. They showed the book, and it was the Count of Monte Cristo! They showed Caviezel's face after that and I imagined he was trying not to laugh or roll his eyes. Was a fun moment. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 09, 2015 01:34 AM (SQkRc) 433
It's been a requirement for some time (how long, I'm not sure) that recessed fixtures have thermal cut-out protection, too.
----------------------- Well, that's interesting. A thermal fuse, I suppose. As an aside, the voltage drop across our mercury wall switches are high enough to cause some warming of the face plates. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 01:34 AM (9mTYi) 434
187 "My Partner Came Out As a Man - And I Struggled With Losing My Lesbian Identity"
Yeah I saw that a few days ago. She actually said she liked being a lesbian because it made her a very special victim. Posted by: Lauren at September 09, 2015 12:07 AM (XNiw9) And she wrote about this, in public, with her name attached to it. Of course, the "man" in this equation has a vagina, but that apparently isn't special enough. End. Of. Civilization. Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2015 01:35 AM (+YMhA) 435
I don't give a good motherfucking fuck about motion picture bullshit.
I will shake it to the end. Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 09, 2015 01:35 AM (zyIlW) 436
At this hour, no ones' going to stop a rant.
Lay it on us, amigo. Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 09, 2015 01:26 AM -------- Oh, no rant. just miss hangin' w/the Horde. I never did it sober and wanted to see what is was like . Okay Comcast gets a rant but 2 years sober and I just can't work up the rants like I used to. Funny, that. Just consider my previous "goodnight" for when I don't post again after the connection goes t/u. Posted by: TJ Camper at September 09, 2015 01:36 AM (7d8Ef) 437
I'm not endorsing him here, just enjoying the show, but imagine living in a trailer with a pickup, beer and hounddog and you might be screaming, "Hell yeah!"
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 09, 2015 01:34 AM (GzDYP) I kinda thought we all lived like that. Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2015 01:36 AM (+YMhA) Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 09, 2015 01:36 AM (zyIlW) 439
I'm not endorsing him here, just enjoying the show, but imagine living in a trailer with a pickup, beer and hounddog and you might be screaming, "Hell yeah!"
-------------- Trump should adopt IG's sign-off, "Hold up your heads, we're Americans ". Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 01:36 AM (9mTYi) Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 09, 2015 01:37 AM (zyIlW) 441
Of course, the blog's probably the better for it with standards to keep and all.
Standards? They let me post here. Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 09, 2015 01:37 AM (YJmuy) 442
SMFH - Did you see my question re tanker's small arms?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 01:37 AM (9mTYi) 443
Is gaslighting like when you take a cigarette lighter and light up your farts?
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 09, 2015 01:38 AM (CrC03) 444
7.62 is always good.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 09, 2015 01:38 AM (zyIlW) Posted by: ConservativeMonster at September 09, 2015 01:38 AM (1D4Ef) Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 09, 2015 01:39 AM (zyIlW) 447
Okay Comcast gets a rant but 2 years sober and I just can't work up the rants like I used to. Funny, that.
Posted by: TJ Camper Understood, stay strong. Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 09, 2015 01:39 AM (JmGFJ) 448
I'm out for the evening. I'll leave you folks with a nice little ditty about... confidence in one's own sexual identity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvmeEyVd5w8 Good night, everyone! Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at September 09, 2015 01:40 AM (wKc1L) Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 09, 2015 01:40 AM (zyIlW) 450
440 His and Hers AKs!
Always a nice thing. Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 09, 2015 01:37 AM (zyIlW) My husband says I'm more of a bushmaster. Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2015 01:40 AM (+YMhA) Posted by: Lauren at September 09, 2015 01:40 AM (1JOqg) 452
Everyone else is proud of their country including those of us from third world basket cases. Everyone except Westerners (the "elites" anyway). Very sad and pitiful. And it doesn't evoke respect in anyone.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 09, 2015 01:41 AM (SQkRc) 453
tcn,
I prefer a M249 SAW and a M240B But I do love the small arms. But good Goddamn, I like da shit that goes BOOM in a big way. Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 09, 2015 01:42 AM (zyIlW) 454
Ordinance Corps Baby!
Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 09, 2015 01:43 AM (zyIlW) 455
SMFH - Okay, only asked because the M3 seemed to have some long legs. From Wiki:
"The M3 and M3A1 were largely withdrawn from U.S. frontline service in 1957, but continued to be used until the mid-1990s by armored vehicle crews and truck drivers. During the mid 1970s tank drivers of the 1st Battalion 67th Armored attached to the 2nd Armored Division were issued the M3A1, because of its size and portability.[citation needed] During the 1991 Gulf War, drivers of the 19th Engineer Battalion attached to the 1st Armored Division were equipped with the M3A1 as part of their vehicle Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 01:43 AM (9mTYi) 456
This country done fucked up showing me how to blow shit up.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 09, 2015 01:44 AM (zyIlW) 457
stay strong.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 09, 2015 01:39 AM ------- I will take a rain check on the rant invite though. You never know. I've loved seein' people come here through the years and gettin' all sorts 'o moron support. Usually works out well, sometimes not, but it's one kick-ass joint we got here. Posted by: TJ Camper at September 09, 2015 01:44 AM (7d8Ef) 458
432 Buzzion (omg, I've never talked to a famous dead person before!), there was this cool scene in the last episode I watched.
A high school kid was hiding his teacher and Caviezel's character in his apartment, and the boy said he had been doing his reading. They showed the book, and it was the Count of Monte Cristo! They showed Caviezel's face after that and I imagined he was trying not to laugh or roll his eyes. Was a fun moment. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 09, 2015 01:34 AM (SQkRc) I haven't watched PoI but has anyone on the show accused Caviezel's character of having a messiah complex? I always do like those sorts of things. Castle is full of Firefly references. And there was that show Las Vegas where James Caan is an ex-CIA guy that runs a Casino. One of the episodes he goes to Europe and uses the fake name of "Traherne." The last name of his character "Mississippi" from El Dorado. Posted by: buzzion at September 09, 2015 01:44 AM (zt+N6) 459
Very sad and pitiful. And it doesn't evoke respect in anyone.
Posted by: chique d'afrique Not about respect. It's the pitiful result of humanity exulted; a few that claim GPS.. Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 09, 2015 01:45 AM (JmGFJ) Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 09, 2015 01:45 AM (zyIlW) 461
I kinda thought we all lived like that.
Heh! Had an uncle who upon retirement, parked 2 double-wides in Texas (where else?) at a right angle and built a family room to connect them. He was awesome. Navy, mechanical engineer. Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 09, 2015 01:45 AM (GzDYP) 462
Yeeaaaahhhh, not. I want to keep the nice rent money that's paying mortgage, not scare him out. If he's cranking up the electrical bill, it's getting billed to him
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 09, 2015 12:51 AM (0kNIP) I've seen a lot of property owners get stuck with utility bills that were supposed to be paid by the tenant. Some landlords have started to get the water/gas/electric bills sent straight to them, and then they get the money from the tenant so that they don't get a big surprise from the utility company when the tenant moves out. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at September 09, 2015 01:45 AM (Z7G74) 463
*grins*
Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 09, 2015 01:45 AM (zyIlW) 464
Thanks Maet for the ASMR posts. I've had this thing all my life and always wondered why no one ever talked about it.
Posted by: schizoid at September 09, 2015 01:46 AM (5EgFo) 465
Let them eat paste.
Posted by: Joe Bidenette at September 09, 2015 01:46 AM (CrC03) 466
I am looking forward to fucking shit up.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 09, 2015 01:47 AM (zyIlW) 467
466 I am looking forward to fucking shit up.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 09, 2015 01:47 AM (zyIlW) Is that in about two weeks, or are you thinking about something else? Posted by: cthulhu at September 09, 2015 01:48 AM (EzgxV) 468
Rhomboid they sodomized some of the prisoners with light bulbs, sticks, etc. Forced them to masturbate for show A couple were true sadists. I think they deserved what they got
Posted by: ThunderB at September 09, 2015 01:48 AM (zOTsN) 469
I gave my life for this country.
Shows how much fucking stupid I was. Now, it's all about ensuring that the establishment here is SCREWED. Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 09, 2015 01:49 AM (zyIlW) 470
Speaking of sub-machine guns, the Reising on display at the museum where I volunteer may be an odd duck. It has the wire stock (M55) intended for paratroops and armor crews, but the serial number, bluing, and other features (number of fins on barrel etc.) indicate "commercial" model. Though, apparently, this distinction was an after-market one, not one made by the manufacturer. Also, I read a post from some CA guy who said he's getting a "papasha" (PPSh-41) - a semi-auto CA-legal version with a barrel extension. OK. To each their own. Having a real one sounds like fun, but a mutilated version? Posted by: rhomboid at September 09, 2015 01:49 AM (QDnY+) 471
ANYFUCKINGBODY that joins the military is a fucking idiot.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 09, 2015 01:50 AM (zyIlW) 472
I haven't watched PoI but has anyone on the show accused Caviezel's character of having a messiah complex?
Heh. Not yet. Still on Season 1. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 09, 2015 01:50 AM (SQkRc) 473
>>>Posted by: buzzion at September 09, 2015 01:44 AM (zt+N6)
<<< I'm having flashbacks to one of my other movies... Frequency. Talking but this time, the dead guy is communicating over the internet, and not a ham radio. Posted by: Jim Caviezel at September 09, 2015 01:50 AM (ChYy4) 474
Rhomboid they sodomized some of the prisoners with light bulbs, sticks, etc. Forced them to masturbate for show A couple were true sadists. I think they deserved what they got
Posted by: ThunderB at September 09, 2015 01:48 AM (zOTsN) Sounds like the type of stuff that zombie documents in San Fransisco... Posted by: The Political Hat at September 09, 2015 01:50 AM (AM+tj) 475
433: Yeah, the hot wall plate thing on switches always worries me. Quick rule of thumb is no more than 0.1V drop across a switch. IOW, with a cheapo meter, you should see zero obvious drop. If a wall plate feels anything other than slightly warm, check it out. Hell, only if the switch is really at its full ampacity (say controlling some huge fixture or set of them). If it's a normal 15A capacity switch, and you've got just an amp or two running through it, it shouldn't be warm at all.
Heat can be internal, a problem with the switch itself, or loose connections. There are some jack-leg idiots who can't seem to tighten things properly no matter what. Tell them to tighten them, and the end wringing off the screws. Loose, or overtorque, no in between. Idiots are everywhere. Anyone with any sense anymore thinks they're too good for any kind of manual labor or whatever they consider beneath them, leaving only the idiots who at best should be supervised at all times to do all the "grunt work". I've replaced most of those old mercury quiet switches in my parents' house because of the exact same problem. And tip, as of late, the "residential grade" electrical devices are becomming utter el-cheapo crap. It's a shame. I only use the good industrial grade stuff. Even the "commercial grade" can be fairly cheap nowadays. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 09, 2015 01:50 AM (dvuhZ) 476
Any of the Horde that allows their own to join the military is dumb.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 09, 2015 01:51 AM (zyIlW) 477
ThunderB, fair enough. Had no sympathy for the perps, just wondered if the sentences comported with "like" cases (as if there would be any recent such cases, and assuming military justice looks to similar cases for sentencing standards, as do some civilian courts). And many thanks for the replies! Posted by: rhomboid at September 09, 2015 01:53 AM (QDnY+) 478
469 I gave my life for this country.
Shows how much fucking stupid I was. Now, it's all about ensuring that the establishment here is SCREWED. Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 09, 2015 01:49 AM (zyIlW) Dear heart, remember..... "And gentlemen in England now a-bed Shall think themselves accursed they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day." I was a-bed while you were in the sandbox, and will forever hold you in honor. Some day, I may accomplish something half so worthy. Posted by: cthulhu at September 09, 2015 01:57 AM (EzgxV) 479
One guy even got out with an honorable discharge, joined a CIA contractor and was later killed in Afghanastan. Most got BCDs and short time. The ringleaders got longer sentences. They were the ones that sodomized the prisoners with an object, or forced them to masturbate for show, or stood by and did nothing as an Egyptian interpreter forcibly sodomized a teenaged handcuffed prisoner. I got no pity for them
Posted by: ThunderB at September 09, 2015 01:57 AM (zOTsN) 480
@416 Just refreshing the page, was struck by Stephens' labeling Hungary's policy "petty nationalism". Wow. A country with the population of LA County wants to have some control over its sovereign territory in the face of utter chaos and that is "petty nationalism".
---------------- I agree that Hungary should have the right to let in who they want and keep out who they don't want. But the "nationalism" problems date back to before the recent refugee problems. iirc, the national Hungarian elections in the last few years have been in a decidedly darker direction. Given that some of Hungary's "nationalism" problems are connected to a region that changed hands with Romania a few times during the Twentieth Century, Hungarian nationalism bears a bit more careful watching than, say, Danish "nationalism". Hopefully their entirely legitimate and legal concerns about the refugees don't spill over into non-refugee areas. Posted by: junior at September 09, 2015 01:58 AM (3uPSc) 481
471 ANYFUCKINGBODY that joins the military is a fucking idiot.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 09, 2015 01:50 AM (zyIlW) An overgeneralization based on elected leadership. Posted by: cthulhu at September 09, 2015 01:59 AM (EzgxV) 482
SMFH, I hesitate to say anything at all, but I have made similar comments here. "Fundamentally unserious country" has many bad implications, one of which is that risking/sacrificing/breaking your a** on behalf of said country, in overseas activities whose accomplishments are hidden, distorted, disdained, and discarded on a whim, can be seen as a chump's game. That's enough. No point in sketching out the other implications. Posted by: rhomboid at September 09, 2015 01:59 AM (QDnY+) 483
I've replaced most of those old mercury quiet switches in my parents' house because of the exact same problem. And tip, as of late, the "residential grade" electrical devices are becomming utter el-cheapo crap. It's a shame. I only use the good industrial grade stuff. Even the "commercial grade" can be fairly cheap nowadays.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 09, 2015 01:50 AM (dvuhZ) Mercury, being a metal, is a good conductor of electric current, but it's not a great conductor. Conductivity is a little less than 2% that of copper, so it's not surprising that mercury switches could get warm. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2015 02:00 AM (uDjkO) 484
471 ANYFUCKINGBODY that joins the military is a fucking idiot.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 09, 2015 01:50 AM (zyIlW) And with that comment, you have proven yourself to be the asshat of the evening, sir. Honor clearly means nothing to you. Nor does civility. So please, at least on this topic, kindly go fuck yourself and keep it on the QT. Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2015 02:01 AM (+YMhA) 485
SMFH, It's not dumb or idiotic to have courage and know wtf matters. You and they only deserve the gratitude from the rest of us. As in, Thank you!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 09, 2015 02:01 AM (GzDYP) 486
476 Any of the Horde that allows their own to join the military is dumb.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 09, 2015 01:51 AM (zyIlW) I've got a godson who might do well. Currently headed toward Cal Maritime which should be enough -- but the future may be different. Posted by: cthulhu at September 09, 2015 02:02 AM (EzgxV) 487
Most people in the military bust their ass for their buddies, their unit. That is honorable.
Posted by: ThunderB at September 09, 2015 02:02 AM (zOTsN) 488
electrical devices are becomming utter el-cheapo crap.
------- But, but... U.L. I am amazed by the crap that is used these days. I was looking at a 20's lamp socket the other day. Heavy porcelain, assembled with brass machine screws. It was discarded, because the rewiring required UL Listed stuff. Which is to say, plastic sockets, with contacts and wiring held together with cheapie rivets. Pathetic. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 02:03 AM (9mTYi) 489
484 471 ANYFUCKINGBODY that joins the military is a fucking idiot.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 09, 2015 01:50 AM (zyIlW) And with that comment, you have proven yourself to be the asshat of the evening, sir. Honor clearly means nothing to you. Nor does civility. So please, at least on this topic, kindly go fuck yourself and keep it on the QT. Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2015 02:01 AM (+YMhA) You know little of what you speak. Posted by: cthulhu at September 09, 2015 02:04 AM (EzgxV) 490
ctulhu, you wrote "elected" leadership. Yep. Elected by whom? The people all around us (um, especially you and me, in CA). And the unseriousness goes far beyond the obvious half of the country that is of no use to the country or themselves. It's on display ritcha here on this blog on a regular basis, posts and comments. Anyway, I will not echo SFMH's bracingly direct formulation. But, she's not wrong. Posted by: rhomboid at September 09, 2015 02:05 AM (QDnY+) 491
@485 SMFH, It's not dumb or idiotic to have courage and know wtf matters. You and they only deserve the gratitude from the rest of us. As in, Thank you!
----------- iirc, SMFH is a vet. So I'm guessing that there's a bit more to the comment than just "the military sucks!" Posted by: junior at September 09, 2015 02:05 AM (3uPSc) 492
Night all.
Posted by: ThunderB at September 09, 2015 02:05 AM (zOTsN) Posted by: qdpsteve at September 09, 2015 02:06 AM (ntObR) 494
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I was thanking her and others for serving. Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 09, 2015 02:07 AM (GzDYP) 495
ANYFUCKINGBODY that joins the military is a fucking idiot.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 09, 2015 01:50 AM (zyIlW) surprising statement coming from you and reading your previous posts. You are way, way off target here. Posted by: dDan at September 09, 2015 02:07 AM (hwYmz) 496
But, but... U.L.
I am amazed by the crap that is used these days. I was looking at a 20's lamp socket the other day. Heavy porcelain, assembled with brass machine screws. It was discarded, because the rewiring required UL Listed stuff. Which is to say, plastic sockets, with contacts and wiring held together with cheapie rivets. Pathetic. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 02:03 AM (9mTYi) Funny you should say that. There is currently a scandal brewing over the Canadian Standards Association, which fills much the same role as UL. Corruption, thuggery, you name it. http://www.restorecsa.com/news/article/scale-of-precedent Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2015 02:07 AM (uDjkO) 497
@413 Just discovered Person of Interest on Netflix. I'm really enjoying the show. Fast paced with good plots. And Jim Caviezel is so handsome, with lovely eyes.
And it looks like he's been married to the same regular woman (teacher, I think) and only her for almost 20 years. Long Hollywood marriages warm my heart, especially when I like the actor(s) involved. ---------------- I've seen an episode of the show from one of the later seasons. Had to do with a little girl threatened by kidnappers. Liked it, but haven't seen any of the other episodes. Posted by: junior at September 09, 2015 02:08 AM (3uPSc) Posted by: junior at September 09, 2015 02:09 AM (3uPSc) 499
Mercury, being a metal, is a good conductor of electric current, but it's not a great conductor. Conductivity is a little less than 2% that of copper, so it's not surprising that mercury switches could get warm.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon ----------------- It bothers me not a bit. Only notice it during the summer. I rely on the heat from my switches for winter heating. ;-) Ever taken one apart? Interesting. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2015 02:12 AM (9mTYi) 500
iirc, SMFH is a vet. So I'm guessing that there's a bit more to the comment than just "the military sucks!"
Posted by: junior at September 09, 2015 02:05 AM (3uPSc) I don't know SMFH the best of anyone here, but if a vet's telling you she thinks it's a particularly bad idea to join the military, there's probably a good reason for it. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 09, 2015 02:12 AM (J+mig) 501
Junior, thanks. Be careful with Person of Interest tho. I like it and laugh at the campy shit, but the head Ewok posted once that the dog was the best actor and he was waiting during each episode for him to show up for relief. He might be right!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 09, 2015 02:14 AM (GzDYP) 502
500 iirc, SMFH is a vet. So I'm guessing that there's a bit more to the comment than just "the military sucks!"
Posted by: junior at September 09, 2015 02:05 AM (3uPSc) I don't know SMFH the best of anyone here, but if a vet's telling you she thinks it's a particularly bad idea to join the military, there's probably a good reason for it. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 09, 2015 02:12 AM (J+mig) ....and if it's a successful vet, it's leadership. Posted by: cthulhu at September 09, 2015 02:15 AM (EzgxV) 503
junior, I just don't think any "darkness" in internal Hungarian politics is relevant to the topic of mass illegal migration without assimilation. Hungary certainly has had recent dark chapters (though such things were the dominant teen-craze, so to speak, in central Europe at that time, ahemm). But if the country is showing an icky side, then all the better that the saintly migrants, er, refugees be spared the abuse they'd get there, right? I mean even Bret Stephens should be glad of it. Besides that - based solely on that small excerpt Maet posted - Bret seems to need some updates on Germany itself. Assimilation is already a problem for earlier waves of immigrants. And no, Bret - even in Germany (Germany!) - assimilation is part of succesful immigration. Not a curiosity or a crime. Besides which, Germany under the ridiculous asshat Schroeder bears a very heavy burden of responsibility for lots of evil, and lots of interference with those trying to limit/stop evil, in the MidEast. Leaving aside the 20th Century matters altogether, considering only recent issues withIraq and Iran, Germany has much to be ashamed of and little to be proud of. Ill-advised acceptance of mass migration does nothing to clean up that disgraceful record. Posted by: rhomboid at September 09, 2015 02:16 AM (QDnY+) 504
I don't know SMFH the best of anyone here, but if a vet's telling you she thinks it's a particularly bad idea to join the military, there's probably a good reason for it.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 09, 2015 02:12 AM (J+mig) agree w/ thought and concept re orginal post, but still way off target. Posted by: dDan at September 09, 2015 02:16 AM (hwYmz) 505
G'night everyone.
Tonight I'll leave you with "Tales of Brave Ulysses": https://youtu.be/u8hLc_nqx8g (sfw) Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 09, 2015 02:17 AM (YJmuy) 506
Good evening pixel people, or not as the hair and comments fly.
I always hated stepping into the middle of a bar fight so I'll just exit stage right and wait a bit before poking my head back in to see who's still standing. Posted by: Gmac - IP banned at home - #twoweeks at September 09, 2015 02:17 AM (4pjhs) 507
Well, looks like the post barfight clean-up now, Gmac. I don't think there's a lot of flying bottles and fists at the moment.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 09, 2015 02:21 AM (J+mig) 508
I might be way off base here and she is welcome to correct me but, there was talk about the demoizing of USA pride and the desire to protect the USA goin on.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 09, 2015 02:21 AM (GzDYP) 509
Yep, conductivity of mercury is much less than copper. However, all you have to do is use enough of it (a large enough "drop") in the bulb for the current rating you want. And it doesn't take that much, really.
It's all a game of temperature. The lowest common denominator for electrical devices is 60C (in some apps, that is 75C, but for the branch circuit stuff like light fixtures and receptacles, it's 60C -- although you will see light fixtures and such that demand a minimum of 75C conductors). And most insulation is all at least 90C now. Hell, the last roll of THHN I had had 105C class stamped on it, I think. 60C is 140F, 75 is 167F. So, as a rough rule of thumb, if something that ain't supposed to be a heat soruce, like wall switches and receptacle, is getting hotter than 140F, then it needs to be seen about. Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at September 09, 2015 02:27 AM (dvuhZ) 510
I mean, a lot of us are pissed about it, but those who have actually fought for it must be really pissed. Really? We can't be proud of our country anymore? Wth?
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I might be way off base here and she is welcome to correct me but, there was talk about the demoizing of USA pride and the desire to protect the USA goin on. Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 09, 2015 02:21 AM (GzDYP) And that's a pretty solid point. The globalists always try to make nationalism into something villainous, and tried to blame Hitler's nationalism for the evils of the Nazi regime. Totally not the socialism. Even though it got the exact same results as Soviet Socialism, Maoist Socialism, Cuban Socialism, Bolivarian Socialism, Khmer Socialism... and the list goes on and on. *eye roll* Well, globalism doesn't exactly have a sterling track record these days either. What has it done except cause pain and misery? Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 09, 2015 02:28 AM (J+mig) 512
I am amazed by the crap that is used these days. I was looking at a 20's lamp socket the other day. Heavy porcelain, assembled with brass machine screws. It was discarded, because the rewiring required UL Listed stuff. Which is to say, plastic sockets, with contacts and wiring held together with cheapie rivets. Pathetic.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc I still own a space heater -- i.e. a small electric heater -- that I once fished out of a dumpster in college. I was an interesting design: a circle of metal coils in the center with high resistance and which therefore get red-hot -- and behind them, a hemisphere of some shiny metal (Steel? Tin?) in a perfect parabolic curve. When you plug it in (no on/off switch) the coils heat up and BAM that parabolic mirror literally shoots the heat out across the room. You can have it 15 feet away from you and it will keep you warm to the point of too warm. The plug wire is very old-school -- black fabric wrapped. So anyway, a while ago I retired it and put it in the garage, and when I did I finally noticed writing stamped under the base. Year of manufacture? 1912. And it still works. Flawlessly, like the day it was made. Unreal. Posted by: zombie at September 09, 2015 02:33 AM (jBuUi) 513
Year of manufacture?
1912. And it still works. Flawlessly, like the day it was made. Unreal. Posted by: zombie at September 09, 2015 02:33 AM (jBuUi) Back when we actually made things and quality and craftsmanship were a selling point. These days, it's all disposable garbage designed to break and require replacement. Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 09, 2015 02:36 AM (J+mig) 514
Mercury, being a metal, is a good conductor of electric current, but it's not a great conductor. Conductivity is a little less than 2% that of copper, so it's not surprising that mercury switches could get warm.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon One of the most hair-raising incidents in my entire life revolved around the concept of a "mercury switch" -- but it wasn't the kind used in households, but rather a barometric mercury switch. It turned out that knowing the principle behind how barometers works almost ruined my life. Actually, I've said too much already. Let your imagination run wild! Posted by: zombie at September 09, 2015 02:38 AM (jBuUi) 515
They absolutely refuse to acknowledge that our own culture has merit. They're having so much fun sight seeing other cultures and wanting to be surrounded by diversity, they have no idea that their own culture is being disintegrated and that will have negative consequences.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at September 09, 2015 02:39 AM (GzDYP) 516
And it still works. Flawlessly, like the day it was made.
Unreal. Posted by: zombie at September 09, 2015 02:33 AM (jBuUi) Dollars to donuts, zombie, that fabric-wrapped cord is insulated with death-dealing asbestos. Really no hazard at all, since it will be long-fiber asbestos, not the short-fiber stuff, which, if airborne fibers are inhaled might cause lung cancer, but of course, the State of California "knows" better. So keep it on the QT. I have a grilled-cheese sammich maker that uses an asbestos-wrapped cord. That was the standard back in the day for any heating appliance, kettle, toaster, iron, heater, grill, etc. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2015 02:42 AM (2duzM) 517
Back when we actually made things and quality and craftsmanship were a selling point. These days, it's all disposable garbage designed to break and require replacement.
Posted by: Cato While I concede that it was extremely well-made -- and a brilliantly simple design concept -- the reason I retired it is that in practice the heater could be extremely dangerous. Not only did it give me first-degree burns more than once, even though I was on the other side of the room from it, but under certain conditions I'm quite sure it could ignite some easily ignitable material in the household. The damn thing was like a flame-thrower of heat. And yet it only drew a small amount of electricity to achieve this. Genius and terrible at the same time. It would definitely fail every imaginable safety standard. Posted by: zombie at September 09, 2015 02:43 AM (jBuUi) 518
While I concede that it was extremely well-made -- and a brilliantly simple design concept -- the reason I retired it is that in practice the heater could be extremely dangerous. Not only did it give me first-degree burns more than once, even though I was on the other side of the room from it, but under certain conditions I'm quite sure it could ignite some easily ignitable material in the household. The damn thing was like a flame-thrower of heat. And yet it only drew a small amount of electricity to achieve this. Genius and terrible at the same time. It would definitely fail every imaginable safety standard.
Posted by: zombie at September 09, 2015 02:43 AM (jBuUi) What you describe is called a "bowl heater". They used to be commonplace. Does yours have the heater element hard-wired in, or is the heating element a porcelain cone wrapped in coily wire, with an Edison screw base like a standard light bulb? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2015 02:47 AM (2duzM) 519
Actually, I've said too much already. Let your imagination run wild!
Posted by: zombie Them fishes, them almost magnetic fishes! Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 09, 2015 02:47 AM (JmGFJ) 520
The only mercury switch I've ever actually seen was the, um, fun kind. At a training session. Demonstrating how such things could be used to booby-trap various articles. Pick up the briefcase - boom, the plastic explosive in the car a distance away detonates. Det cord. Now THAT is some fun stuff. Posted by: rhomboid at September 09, 2015 02:47 AM (QDnY+) 521
I have a buddy that owns a bunch of scrap yards. Found a pint mason jar in his garage one day that was maybe 1/3 full with mercury.
That little thing had to way at least fifteen pounds. Weird stuff. Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2015 02:48 AM (AXDnw) 522
Back when we actually made things and quality and craftsmanship were a selling point. These days, it's all disposable garbage designed to break and require replacement.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 09, 2015 02:36 AM (J+mig) Reminds me of my c96 Broomhandle Mauser. Over 100 years old and worked perfectly every time. [Insert sad boating story here] Posted by: The c96 Hat at September 09, 2015 02:48 AM (AM+tj) 523
Quite a few cars used mercury switches to operate the trunk light. They are a nondescript metal cylinder, and you can't see the mercury in them. The Honeywell Round wall thermostat, which was hugely popular, contained a small glass mercury switch which can be easily seen if you pop the round cover off it.
Other fun mercury item: mercury vapor rectifier tubes. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2015 02:52 AM (2duzM) 524
The Honeywell Round wall thermostat,
-------------------- Like the one still on my LR wall? Heh. Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2015 02:54 AM (AXDnw) 525
Hat, Mosin Nagants. Oldest one I have is 1925. Amazing to think what was going on when that was produced (Izhevsk arsenal). Of course, simpler/different than a broomhandle. Talk about built to last. The rule is don't ever prop up your Mosin rifle. It might fall. No worries about damaging it- it's what it mightdestroy during its fall that's the issue. Gun thread? Posted by: rhomboid at September 09, 2015 02:55 AM (QDnY+) 526
What you describe is called a "bowl heater". They used to be commonplace. Does yours have the heater element hard-wired in, or is the heating element a porcelain cone wrapped in coily wire, with an Edison screw base like a standard light bulb?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon It's hard-wired in. No removable or moving parts at all, and no on/off switch either. Just a coil of wire around a central porcelain "core," in front of a parabolic mirror. Posted by: zombie at September 09, 2015 02:55 AM (jBuUi) 527
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The only mercury switch I've ever actually seen was the, um, fun kind. At a training session. Demonstrating how such things could be used to booby-trap various articles. Pick up the briefcase - boom, the plastic explosive in the car a distance away detonates. Det cord. Now THAT is some fun stuff. Posted by: rhomboid They're not the "fun" kind when you're on the receiving end of an investigation. But yeah, you hit the nail on the head. Posted by: zombie at September 09, 2015 02:57 AM (jBuUi) 528
OK then - Abraham Lincoln Vs. Zombies starting on SyFy.
This ought to be interesting... Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2015 02:57 AM (AXDnw) 529
The Honeywell Round wall thermostat, which was hugely popular, contained a small glass mercury switch which can be easily seen if you pop the round cover off it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon 524 The Honeywell Round wall thermostat, -------------------- Like the one still on my LR wall? Heh. Posted by: Chi Make that two of us! Hint: NEVER upgrade your thermostat in CA. They will try to install a "smart" thermostat which allows the govt to not only monitor your heater use, but also allows them to shut it off if they deem you're using it too much! Heater guy says such thermostats are now required by law in Calif. I kicked him out of my house and kept my old Honeywell circular one. Just Say No to Big Brother Thermostats! Posted by: zombie at September 09, 2015 03:01 AM (jBuUi) 530
hello all - late visitor here - baseball thread yet?
Posted by: Vertov at September 09, 2015 03:02 AM (rRr9n) 531
528 OK then - Abraham Lincoln Vs. Zombies starting on SyFy.
This ought to be interesting... Posted by: Chi I saw that movie when it first came out. Better than expected! Oh wait, was the one I saw Abe vs. vampires, not zombies? Now I forget! Posted by: zombie at September 09, 2015 03:03 AM (jBuUi) Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 09, 2015 03:04 AM (J+mig) 533
Yeah, you probably saw Abe, Vampire Killer. I heard that wasn't too bad.
I assume this is probably a spoof by Asylum (the Sharknado folks). Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2015 03:05 AM (AXDnw) 534
For the inebriate contingent..... https://youtu.be/AmRt7himVOU?list=PLa08CDvmUQlLs4HXDKtt4CHhi1P2r_2K9
Posted by: cthulhu at September 09, 2015 03:09 AM (EzgxV) 535
Oh, and zombie, if you ever need a replacement for that thermostat, let it be known. Seriously.
99% sure I can still get you an exact replacement here in Va. I know you value your privacy, so I could send through a proxy. Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2015 03:10 AM (AXDnw) 536
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It's extremely unlikely your problem is due to any recent updates. The number of machines that would be affected would make for headlines on the tech sites and even some mainstream news outlets. It's vanishingly rare for an update to break something without a LOT of people being affected. Look into the driver for the NIC and see if that has changed any time recently. Also, do you have any other devices connecting to the same router? The problem could be there and having more than one item trying to use the connection offers a means of troubleshooting. This time of year especially, the router could be overheating. Make sure it isn't stacked on other gear or under any other gear. If you have a second device, when the connection fails again, check and see if you can log into the router's firmware. If not, that's a strong indicator. If so, check the client table to see if it still thinks the other machine is connected. Posted by: Derek Smalls at September 09, 2015 03:14 AM (IdCqF) 537
Dang, I thought I'd already banished that sock.
Posted by: Epobirs at September 09, 2015 03:16 AM (IdCqF) 538
535 Oh, and zombie, if you ever need a replacement for that thermostat, let it be known. Seriously.
99% sure I can still get you an exact replacement here in Va. I know you value your privacy, so I could send through a proxy. Posted by: Chi I already have a replacement lined up, should I need one. I used the same strategy I use to still access standard incandescent lightblubs at any wattage of my desire, for 99 cents per four-pack, despite being banned and illegal: Chinatown, baby! If you know where to go, you can also get illegal thermostats in Chinatown. Nobody ever bothers to inspect those stores (funky Chinatown general gadget shops, where nobody speaks a lick of English). They can and do sell whatever they want, completely ignoring any US or Calif regulations. I just love it! Posted by: zombie at September 09, 2015 03:18 AM (jBuUi) 539
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Not so much a spoof as a rushed to market knock-off intended to sucker people into buying or renting because they can't quite remember the title. It's worse in much of Asia. There you can make a sequel to somebody else movie without their permission. The copyright protection for titles is nearly non-existent. When Chow Yun Fat starred in the hit movie 'God of Gamblers,' there were no fewer then six 'God of Gamblers 2' released within a year, including the actual sequel with Chow Yun Fat. Those are just the ones I know of. There could have been many more. Posted by: Epobirs at September 09, 2015 03:21 AM (IdCqF) 540
Not so much a spoof as a rushed to market knock-off intended to sucker people into buying or renting because they can't quite remember the title
----------------- Yeah, I know how Asylum works. My ex got suckered in to that a few years back when she rented some Hansel & Gretl action flick. She was pissed, but I just laughed and made her watch the whole thing. I didn't want to rent the first one to begin with! Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2015 03:25 AM (AXDnw) 541
It's worse in much of Asia. There you can make a sequel to somebody else movie without their permission. The copyright protection for titles is nearly non-existent. When Chow Yun Fat starred in the hit movie 'God of Gamblers,' there were no fewer then six 'God of Gamblers 2' released within a year, including the actual sequel with Chow Yun Fat. Those are just the ones I know of. There could have been many more.
Posted by: Epobirs For a barrel of laughs, look for all the fake sequels made to "Enter the Dragon" starring "Bruce Li," or "Bruce Le," or "Ace Lee," and so on. There must be about 20 of them at least. And most of them are just atrocious, filmed in Thailand or the Philippines and dubbed in Cantonese later. Half the guys don't even know fake movie-fu, much less actual kung fu. Another series with numerous fraudulent "sequels" is the "Drunken Master" concept. My God, I never saw such blatant profiteering! "Return of Drunken Master, starring Jacie Chang!" Posted by: zombie at September 09, 2015 03:27 AM (jBuUi) 542
Also, do you have any other devices connecting to the same router? The problem could be there and having more than one item trying to use the connection offers a means of troubleshooting. This time of year especially, the router could be overheating. Make sure it isn't stacked on other gear or under any other gear. If you have a second device, when the connection fails again, check and see if you can log into the router's firmware. If not, that's a strong indicator. If so, check the client table to see if it still thinks the other machine is connected.
Posted by: Derek Smalls at September 09, 2015 03:14 AM (IdCqF) There is no router. Connected directly by ethernet cable to district wireless modem. Never any issues if I run PC with WinXP on other hard drive. According to Windoze, I have the latest and greatest driver for the network adapter already installed. I was shut down for quite a spell. Had to restart Windoze twice. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2015 03:28 AM (tQwIz) 543
Zombie @ 538
"Chinatown, baby!" --------------------- You can get babies down there, too??? Hmmm. There may some money to be made here... Why, I myself fetched $30,000 on the black market. And that was 1954 dollars. *200 quatloos for whoever knows who said that & what movie.. Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2015 03:30 AM (AXDnw) 544
My ex got suckered in to that a few years back when she rented some Hansel & Gretl action flick. She was pissed, but I just laughed and made her watch the whole thing.
I didn't want to rent the first one to begin with! Posted by: Chi I will say, even from my gender-neutral vantage point, that Gemma Arterton was absolutely smokin' in the major studio version of the Hansel & Gretel action genre (forget the title). Posted by: zombie at September 09, 2015 03:30 AM (jBuUi) 545
Why, I myself fetched $30,000 on the black market. And that was 1954 dollars.
*200 quatloos for whoever knows who said that & what movie.. Posted by: Chi Leonard Smalls, Raising Arizona. Posted by: zombie at September 09, 2015 03:32 AM (jBuUi) 546
>>>For a barrel of laughs, look for all the fake
sequels made to "Enter the Dragon" starring "Bruce Li," or "Bruce Le," or "Ace Lee," and so on. Posted by: zombie at September 09, 2015 03:27 AM (jBuUi)<<< I thought that Ewok looked familiar! But gotta say, he was horrible at kung-fu, what with those stubby little legs. Posted by: guy who saw that movie at September 09, 2015 03:34 AM (ChYy4) Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at September 09, 2015 03:35 AM (4vXIq) 548
Well, I got to go to bed. Night, all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 09, 2015 03:36 AM (tQwIz) 549
>>>I will say, even from my gender-neutral vantage
point, that Gemma Arterton was absolutely smokin' in the major studio version of the Hansel Gretel action genre (forget the title). Posted by: zombie at September 09, 2015 03:30 AM (jBuUi)<<< Hansel and Gretl: Witch Hunters. Mmm... tight leather and corsets. Posted by: guy who saw that movie, a couple times at September 09, 2015 03:39 AM (ChYy4) 550
Had to Google the Gemma chick. Beautiful creature. I've seen her in a few things.
H&G Witch Hunters, btw. And applause for the "get." One of my favorite movies since forever. I can probably quote the entire dialogue for almost every character as the movie plays (I used to smoke a fair amount back in the day). Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2015 03:39 AM (AXDnw) Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2015 03:41 AM (AXDnw) Posted by: guy who saw that movie, a couple times at September 09, 2015 03:44 AM (ChYy4) 553
#542
There has to be a router somewhere up the line. I'm not sure what you mean by 'district wireless modem.' Is this a metropolitan wireless connection, shared with cell phone traffic? If so, that is almost certainly the router and DHCP server handing out the addresses to your machine, or it is passing through traffic to another server that is performing the job. When Windows says it's the latest driver, they mean it's the most recent one submitted to the Window Hardware Quality Labs. Only WHQL drivers will be offered by Windows Update but they are by no means the latest. There is cost and time involved in getting a driver through WHQL, so a lot of companies only do it for what they think is a milestone or especially stable. A lot of big corporate IT shops won't let anything else on their machines for a number of reasons, including liability. If you look in the Device Manager, you should be able to determine the actual manufacturer of the networking hardware and they may have a newer driver on their site that corrects the issues. Likewise, an older drive may also be the fix. It may be lacking some newer features or have some bugs that were since fixed but the bugs won't necessarily matter to your circumstance. Posted by: Epobirs at September 09, 2015 03:44 AM (IdCqF) 554
On the first Bernie bumper sticker I saw I would have loved to ask the young woman driving if she was devoid of all ambition except trying to get everyone else in the same frame of mind.
Good morning horde Posted by: skip at September 09, 2015 03:47 AM (/+FjP) 555
Well.
Green board on the ceiling over where the shower kit will be installed. Sore muscles & exhaustion ... Posted by: Adriane the Interior Decorating Critic ... at September 09, 2015 03:48 AM (qOsoH) 556
I think if you do a little digging here, you will find that a lot of support for Bernie is because he is the "not hillary" of the donktards.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at September 09, 2015 03:49 AM (4vXIq) Posted by: Epobirs at September 09, 2015 03:53 AM (IdCqF) 558
She's also in The Disappearance of Alice Creed (saw it on some free movie channel preview weekend). Pretty dark movie.
She is naked... but not for good reasons. Posted by: all Gemma, all the time at September 09, 2015 04:00 AM (ChYy4) 559
The Gambler is another archetype that gets used a lot in Asian movies. But when Chow Yun Fat did the role, it caught fire.
The sequel had a couple of my favorite moments in HK movies. First, when gangster commandos attack his palatial estate, GoG and his visiting friend God of Guns, fight them off. At one point Guns is out but Gambler has a pair of magazine tucked in his belt. Guns leap up and across the room while Gambler throws the magazines like daggers into the waiting receptacles on Gun's guns, whereupon he starts killing the enemy at a ferocious pace. It's like the movie was defying the audience to disbelieve. A short while later, Gambler and Guns are interrogating the captured leader of the attackers, generally kicking the crap out of him and then shouting, "Are you still hungry?" We were baffled for a moment and then turned and said in unison, "Have you had enough?" Posted by: Epobirs at September 09, 2015 04:02 AM (IdCqF) 560
#540
Then there is 'Hansel and Gretel Get Baked' a sort of horror comedy for the Cheech and Chong fans. Starring exquisite ginger Molly Quinn from Castle, and Lara Flynn Boyle as the Witch. Posted by: Epobirs at September 09, 2015 04:12 AM (IdCqF) 561
Seems a bit dead here...
Here is "To Forget" by Kylesa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MrkRTzqE4I Posted by: The Metal Hat at September 09, 2015 04:45 AM (AM+tj) 562
Hillary's emails in 4 sentences
Here are the four things you need to know about Hillary Clinton's email use during her time at the State Department. Hillary takes responsibility for her decision to use a personal account, and the challenges it has created. Her use of a private email account was allowed under State Department rules. Nothing she sent or received was marked classified. "She provided all of her work-related emails to the State Department ..." except the ones that Sidney Blumenthal provided to Congress. Posted by: President Azzhole Obama at September 09, 2015 04:58 AM (e8kgV) 563
My mother just brought me a small Samsung phone battery and expected me to immediately know what it was from and whether it was any good. The model number was immediately revealed to carry a maximum price os about ten bucks, so no great loss if it was supposed to be kept. Meanwhile, to reassure her it wasn't for her current awful little phone, I popped off the back cover and was immediately horrified.
Was the corrosion and leakage? But the phone was still working and I'd never seen anything like this. It was brown and had no discernible odor I'd associate with battery innards, nor did there appear to be any point of origin on the battery itself. I grabbed a tissue and found it wiped right off. Then I realized, it was chocolate. Despite her protestations, I can recall several occasions when she dropped the phone, causing the cover to pop and the pieces brought to me for reassembly. My guess is she had something melting in her hands during such an incident but got the cover back on by herself for once. This is why I don't feel I've missed out from not having children. Posted by: Epobirs at September 09, 2015 05:06 AM (IdCqF) 564
Epoxies @ 563
Heh. Moms. I tried to tell mine to text me for non-essential stuff sometimes, but "my phone plan doesn't have text. My phone won't do that. I don't want to pay money for that. I don't even know how." After a few days, I convince her to call her provider. They sent her a new (flip)phone for free, lowered her plan by $10 per month, increased her phone minutes, and told her to come see me to teach her how to text. Now, instead of calling once or twice a day, she calls once or twice a day & texts me 3 times per day. Gotta love it. I do, actually. I cherish every day I have with her. Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2015 05:22 AM (AXDnw) 565
Where have all the morons gone, long time passing?
I get up in the middle of the night, decide to catch up and y'all are sleeping! Thanks for a great ONT Maet, the Fabello chick was a hoot. Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2015 05:25 AM (o/90i) 566
Hey Chi. Cool deal w/ your Mom. You're a good son.
Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2015 05:26 AM (o/90i) 567
'Sup, Farmer!
Good to see ya. How's the better half? Sleep schedule all screwy lately. Insomnia is a beeotch. 9 days 'til I go to TX... Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2015 05:31 AM (AXDnw) 568
She's got her back all screwed up. Getting old can be a bitch, but it beats the alternative!
Yep, when I saw you here after I posted my first thought was...oh yeah, he has insomnia. LOL Maybe you're just too excited about the TX trip. Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2015 05:53 AM (o/90i) 569
>>>The Prison That is So Dangerous That Even the Guards Won't Go In
I'd love to airdrop Hillary in there, but she'd soon become the alpha leader and organize a breakout. If they're that feral, why not just cull them? Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at September 09, 2015 05:53 AM (CrC03) 570
Beware those Gypsy witches
They are not what they seem One might try to put A hex on you Sisterly mysteries Or just tattoos and jewelry How they do it is nothing new By and by A stitch in time Waitin' for the night to come Living their whole lives just making love and having fun A wise man and A fool Who should serve And who should rule Everything happens as it should So Take a look around And ask yourself Do I see nothing good All you worldly wizards In Your ragged finery Never having nothing to say What will you do What will become of you When your magic fades away Getting by by staying high And Waiting for the light to come To save us from damnation God sent his only son A wise man and A fool Who should serve And who should rule Everything happens as it should So Take a look around And ask yourself Do I see nothing good Posted by: The Seriously Mysterious Hat at September 09, 2015 05:55 AM (AM+tj) 571
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a woman of wealth and station I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's donation And I was 'round when Lewinsky Had her moment of public shame Made damn sure that my husband Got off scott-free and secured fate I stuck around St. Petersburg When I saw it was a time for a change Bowed to Putin and his ministers The reset button was in vain Let me please introduce myself I'm a woman of wealth and spite And I laid traps for Ambassadors Who get killed when they reached Benghazi Just as every cop is a criminal And all the sinners saints As heads is tails Just call me Hillary 'Cause I'm in need of some restraint Posted by: Hillary! at September 09, 2015 06:03 AM (AM+tj) 572
Men are qualified for civil liberty in exact proportion to their disposition to put moral chains upon their own appetites... in proportion as they are more disposed to listen to the counsels of the wise and good, in preference to the flattery of knaves. Society cannot exist, unless a controlling power upon will and appetite be placed somewhere; and the less of it there is within, the more there must be without. It is ordained in the eternal constitution of things, that men of intemperate minds cannot be free. Their passions forge their fetters.
Posted by: Zombie Edmund Burke at September 09, 2015 06:06 AM (AM+tj) 573
Yeah, T... that may have something to with with it.
A lot of stuff to get straight before I leave for a week, too. (Have to get Tucker acclimated to Mom's house!) But I've always been sleep-deprived, ever since I was a little kid. Give your woman a massage! I guess you're playing house husband more now? And it's probably almost time to walk some doggehs... Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2015 06:08 AM (AXDnw) 574
G'morning, all.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2015 06:15 AM (VPLuQ) 575
New thread is up
Posted by: bunnyfluff the destroyer at September 09, 2015 06:16 AM (RZG6O) 576
So far doggehs still asleep. Yep, doing more around the house lately.
Damn, I'm up and there's a morning thread already. I really need to get some more sleep. See you on the morning thread. I'll sleep after taking them out. Posted by: Farmer at September 09, 2015 06:22 AM (o/90i) 577
555 Well.
Green board on the ceiling over where the shower kit will be installed. Sore muscles & exhaustion ... Posted by: Adriane the Interior Decorating Critic ... at September 09, 2015 03:48 AM (qOsoH) In general, you're not supposed to use greenboard for ceilings. If there is a leak over it, it may accumulate dangerous amounts of water before failing catastrophically. Posted by: cthulhu at September 09, 2015 11:14 AM (EzgxV) 578
573 Yeah, T... that may have something to with with it.
A lot of stuff to get straight before I leave for a week, too. (Have to get Tucker acclimated to Mom's house!) But I've always been sleep-deprived, ever since I was a little kid. Give your woman a massage! I guess you're playing house husband more now? And it's probably almost time to walk some doggehs... Posted by: Chi at September 09, 2015 06:08 AM (AXDnw) I thought Tucker was going with.....? Posted by: cthulhu at September 09, 2015 11:18 AM (EzgxV) 579
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Brett Stephens called the Hungarians "Vulgarians"? That was stupid. Vulgaria doesn't even have a border with Hungaria: you have to go through Romania or Serbia to get from one to the other. Posted by: Dr Weevil at September 09, 2015 06:28 PM (B81dz) Processing 0.08, elapsed 0.1187 seconds. |
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