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Hugenormous: Trump, Carson Tied for First in Iowa at 23%; Fiorina in Third at 10%
Well we seem to have a tiny little rebellion against the Establishment/political class on our hands.
This is also the first poll in forever that doesn't have Trump in the lead. Well, he's in the lead, but in a tie. The rest of the field:Oh but CNN is still employing an algorithm which will most likely keep Mick Huckabee in and kick Carly Fiorina out. Monmouth University's press release about the poll can be seen here.
Carly Fiorina 10%, Ted Cruz 9%, Scott Walker 7%, Jeb Bush 5% John Kasich, Marco Rubio 4%, Rand Paul 3%, Mike Huckabee,Rick Santorum 2%
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at August 31, 2015 11:25 AM (WDySP)
Posted by: Chi at August 31, 2015 11:25 AM (lDfK8)
Us Canucks are apparently horrible tippers. Bast@ards.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 31, 2015 11:25 AM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Yo! at August 31, 2015 11:25 AM (q+zA9)
Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at August 31, 2015 11:27 AM (ElEyp)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 31, 2015 11:27 AM (Wckf4)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 31, 2015 11:28 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Blankety Blank So and So at August 31, 2015 11:28 AM (nFICN)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 31, 2015 11:28 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Austin in TX at August 31, 2015 11:29 AM (3cp3C)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 31, 2015 11:29 AM (E5UB0)
FIFY
Posted by: Methos at August 31, 2015 11:29 AM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Blankety Blank So and So at August 31, 2015 11:29 AM (nFICN)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 11:29 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 11:29 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: bystanders at August 31, 2015 11:29 AM (hKyl0)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 31, 2015 11:29 AM (/Ho8c)
Doanld Trump and Hillary Clinton are each on the two opposite ends of the "Pay to Play" gambit that grifters in DC work with the political system.
Posted by: #TheCriminalHillaryClinton at August 31, 2015 11:29 AM (e8kgV)
Seriously, WTF is up with that?
Between walling off those beflanneled Canadian hordes and that stupid stadium, on top of his embrace of corn subsidies and immigration squishiness, Walker is done done done to me.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 31, 2015 11:30 AM (Wckf4)
Posted by: The Great _______ Snark at August 31, 2015 11:30 AM (fFIVI)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 31, 2015 11:27 AM (Wckf4)
Less than one hour between posts, so I think Magic Fun Ball would say "yes."
It is Ace, however, and he just got up, so there is that.
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 11:30 AM (JvPqF)
Posted by: Methos at August 31, 2015 11:31 AM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 31, 2015 11:31 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2015 11:31 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Blankety Blank So and So at August 31, 2015 11:31 AM (nFICN)
won't the wall on the Canadian side keep the Canucks from bootlegging US beer and cheese?
or to put it another way, won't it stop Canadians from boosting stuff into Canada?
Posted by: Yo! at August 31, 2015 11:32 AM (q+zA9)
But where exactly does Carson stand on immigration? The fact that that has to be asked is a bad sign. I'd still prefer Trump.
Has he got his head screwed on correctly wrt 2nd amendment?
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 31, 2015 11:32 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: That chicken joke again... at August 31, 2015 11:33 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2015 11:33 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: filbert
Yes, and we should consider ourselves to be blessed with his kindness, patience, and generosity. Ace (pbuh) is the bestest blogfather, to whom we owe all our New Civility comments, lest he smite us with the Banhammer of Righteousness.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 31, 2015 11:33 AM (/Ho8c)
-
Saving us from the Frostback Peril.
Posted by: The Great _______ Snark at August 31, 2015 11:33 AM (fFIVI)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2015 11:33 AM (gf8BH)
I don't think Carson or Fiorina are *quite* the BID candidates that Trump is, but they'll do in a pinch.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 11:34 AM (kff5f)
And I say that as a book promoter, myself.
Posted by: artemis at August 31, 2015 11:34 AM (AwPyG)
They were all "where did that come from?" As, frankly, was I. I did not anticipate the rise of the Carson.
Still on Team Carly, though. If CNN doesn't change its algorithm I hope all of their relevant pollsters release new polls. We need the Carly.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 31, 2015 11:34 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2015 11:34 AM (zt+N6)
First Perry, then Walker. Stomping their private bits. Cruz was sideways there for a while but seems to have righted it out.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2015 11:34 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Hank at August 31, 2015 11:35 AM (0Aqa7)
I did not hear in what context he said that or what he said exactly, but on it's face, that is one stupid statement
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2015 11:35 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2015 11:33 AM (gf8BH)
Because the Base is only just figuring out: the "RINOs" *are* the Base. The "real" Republicans are the DOPe.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 11:35 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 31, 2015 11:34 AM (JtwS4)
Admit it. You're still fixated on that album cover.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2015 11:35 AM (aRgrb)
Posted by: Yo! at August 31, 2015 11:32 AM (q+zA9)
Most of us really don't want your beer.
But it is nice to know that Canadians, CANADIANS!! are the great cause of most of America's problems.
Trump is so far ahead because he's at least identifying the problems and he's generally in the ballpark.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 31, 2015 11:36 AM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 31, 2015 11:36 AM (r65B3)
I haven't seen it either, but one of the Morons has said that it was posed as a hypothetical question and he just said, "Yeah, it should be looked at."
Which is not entirely *wrong* but misses the point entirely.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 11:36 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2015 11:36 AM (gf8BH)
http://tinyurl.com/oayctzj
Or you can accept Rove's cognitively dissonant version that all the Trump support is just "silliness."
Posted by: rrpjr at August 31, 2015 11:36 AM (s/yC1)
Posted by: Mike at August 31, 2015 11:37 AM (ylrkv)
Posted by: blaster at August 31, 2015 11:37 AM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2015 11:37 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 31, 2015 11:37 AM (evdj2)
Has he got his head screwed on correctly wrt 2nd amendment?"***
Last I saw on Carson on immigration is that he's wavered back and forth on Secure the Border/Path to Citizenship. He doesn't seem to have a solid policy on it yet, even at this stage. Which leads me to believe he's being a little GOPish there.
Last I saw on his 2A stance was that people in cities shouldn't have semi-automatic weapons or some such silly bullshit. Again, vague, poorly considered stances on another key issue.
There's a local group of Carson supporters getting together in a couple of weeks and I'm thinking about showing up to see if they've even considered this stuff or have any clarifying info.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 31, 2015 11:37 AM (Wckf4)
CNN is a joke. Why we give up control to these msm aholes beats me.
On a lighter note, Brit architects and engineers have the greatest names:
Isambard Kingdom Brunel
Inigo Jones
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 31, 2015 11:37 AM (iQIUe)
Trump/Carson '16.
Majority Leader Cruz.
House Speaker . . . uh . . . Meadows? The guy who filed the motion to throw out Boehner?
Maybe THEN something could get "done."
And by "done" I mean real cuts to Leviathan before it chokes us all. Oh, and get a wall built/re-build the military. Looks like we're gonna need it.
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 11:37 AM (JvPqF)
Posted by: Mike at August 31, 2015 11:38 AM (ylrkv)
It will only backfire on them to Trump and Cruz's benefit. The R Elite are as tone deaf as they come
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2015 11:38 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: RedWhiteandTrue at August 31, 2015 11:38 AM (J9rqz)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 31, 2015 11:37 AM (evdj2)
Popcorn. Butter and salt.
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 11:38 AM (JvPqF)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 31, 2015 11:38 AM (AC0lD)
42 won't the wall on the Canadian side keep the Canucks from bootlegging US beer and cheese?
Posted by: Yo! at August 31, 2015 11:32 AM (q+zA9)
We get to keep Shania Twain, don't we?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 31, 2015 11:39 AM (Ixjtz)
Posted by: Blankety Blank So and So at August 31, 2015 11:39 AM (nFICN)
At the age when Barack Obama was being paid by two Catholic guys to organize a community in Chicago (poorly, e.g. Atgeld) .... Ben Carson was director of a Johns Hopkins medical department.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at August 31, 2015 11:39 AM (0MJOU)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 31, 2015 11:34 AM (JtwS4)
Admit it. You're still fixated on that album cover.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
*shifty eyes*
What?
Oh, oh of course I am. Jeez, I was like 12 or 14. Some things are an eternal source of warm and fuzzies.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 31, 2015 11:39 AM (JtwS4)
Agreed. That's why my short list is basically just him...for now.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 31, 2015 11:39 AM (Wckf4)
Posted by: Garrett at August 31, 2015 11:39 AM (rruf1)
You mean that Carly from H(1b)P would dissemble about immigration?
Posted by: GMan at August 31, 2015 11:39 AM (sxq57)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2015 11:40 AM (E9ede)
Posted by: Timon at August 31, 2015 11:40 AM (ZDJwC)
2. It is in the MSM/DNC interest to keep promoting political novices instead of the overall very-deep field of legitimate candidates. For one thing, it is entertaining and this is 31 August, 15 months before the election and "entertaining" always wins over "serious." For another, the longer it takes for a legitimate candidate to gain significant support, the easier it is for the guy with the most money (Bush) who the MSM/DNC want to be the nominee to actually be the nominee.
Posted by: trumpetdaddy at August 31, 2015 11:40 AM (ljZD2)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 31, 2015 11:37 AM (iQIUe)
It's the GOP, Jake.
Posted by: rrpjr at August 31, 2015 11:40 AM (s/yC1)
It will only backfire on them to Trump and Cruz's benefit. The R Elite are as tone deaf as they come
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2015 11:38 AM (gf8BH)
I still assert the only effective way to attack Trump is to ignore the hell out of him.
Any attention you give him, he's able to multiply ("like a laser!!!") and shoot out a hundred-fold to blast, well, pretty much everybody.
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 11:40 AM (JvPqF)
Posted by: Rick Perry at August 31, 2015 11:40 AM (HstNY)
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 31, 2015 11:41 AM (UypUQ)
Unmitigated delight at seeing Jeb! dwindling into well-deserved insignificance. Can only hope some of the big money donors bankrolling Bush's campaign are now unable to buy that summer place in the Hamptons as a result. Bastards.
Posted by: troyriser at August 31, 2015 11:41 AM (XHR9b)
Also, what is wrong with Walker? He should be running a much, much better campaign. Heck, here is some advice...put together a task force to arrest the guys behind the John Doe investigations.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 31, 2015 11:41 AM (5LOno)
And I say that as a book promoter, myself.
Posted by: artemis
---------------------------
How about i promote Screw you, Go away, Asshat?
It's nothe a book - just my feelings about Hall Monitors.
Posted by: Chi at August 31, 2015 11:41 AM (lDfK8)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2015 11:41 AM (E9ede)
Well, the Northern Barrier Wall should do good work in protecting us from the Vast Canuckian Poutine Conspiracy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2015 11:42 AM (TuXs5)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at August 31, 2015 11:42 AM (XA5Vk)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 31, 2015 11:42 AM (39g3+)
Us Canucks are apparently horrible tippers. Bast@ards.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 31, 2015 11:25 AM (AC0lD)
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You're not seriously buying that MSM spin, are you? It was F. Chuck Todd who suggested the wall, all Walker said boarder security is an issue. He did NOT say we needed to build a Canadian wall.
Posted by: Wisrich at August 31, 2015 11:42 AM (hdpay)
He's the Herbert Hoover / Tom Dewey of his era. Congrats, Scott--one out of two isn't good enough
meanwhile, Carson is Trump Light ( I hate you, GOPe, but politely )
Posted by: himself at August 31, 2015 11:42 AM (8CdUx)
Some pulls from the press release:
Among voters who say their current decision is strongly locked in, Trump leads with 30%, compared to 22% for Carson. Among those who say they only have a slight preference or are up in the air, 25% support Carson and 16% back Trump.
Iowa Republicans now hold an almost universally positive opinion of Ben Carson at 81% favorable to just 6% unfavorable. Bushs rating is now 32% favorable and 51% unfavorable.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 11:42 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Mike at August 31, 2015 11:38 AM (ylrkv)
Three things.
1.) Hired Steve Schmidt
2.) Hired Steve Schmidt
I forget the third.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at August 31, 2015 11:42 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 11:42 AM (JvPqF)
___
Carson is totally in the trace only because he is black. Well...technically black...but not really.
Posted by: The State Media at August 31, 2015 11:43 AM (5LOno)
Wow! Gaining some the spin back, now. 1604 RPM on the AOP tachometer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2015 11:43 AM (aRgrb)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2015 11:43 AM (75uvI)
Posted by: Hank at August 31, 2015 11:43 AM (0Aqa7)
I don't think so
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 31, 2015 11:43 AM (R8hU8)
I'm begging you, with tears in my eyes..
Just. Stop.
Posted by: The Chicken at August 31, 2015 11:44 AM (Wckf4)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2015 11:44 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 31, 2015 11:44 AM (/Ho8c)
I dunno, I think he's taking his time, since its not even 2016 and we're, what, 5 months from the first election? Campaigns are expensive. He is making some odd statements though, pointlessly so.
Fiorina I think is only going to get stronger. She speaks very well, says things people are wanting to hear, handles interviews and ambushes very well, stays on message, and seems very capable. I could see her in the top 5.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 31, 2015 11:44 AM (39g3+)
Yeah, that was another interesting thing from this morning's MJ. They counted Cruz in the anti-establishment camp.
When you add up the poll numbers for the top 4 outsiders (Trump, Carson, Fiorina, Cruz) they are twice that of the top 4 establishment candidates.
Because something is happening here and you don't know what it is, do you Mr. Jones?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 31, 2015 11:44 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Righter at August 31, 2015 11:44 AM (2u0vC)
Posted by: Rick Perry, Former GOP Presidential Candidate at August 31, 2015 11:44 AM (75uvI)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 11:44 AM (kdS6q)
Would Carson bring the black vote?
I don't think so
Posted by: Velvet Ambition
I think he would be seen as an "Uncle Tom," so probably not.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 31, 2015 11:45 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: himself at August 31, 2015 11:45 AM (8CdUx)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 31, 2015 11:45 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 31, 2015 11:45 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: rrpjr at August 31, 2015 11:36 AM (s/yC1)
If they attack him it'll backfire.
Posted by: Timon at August 31, 2015 11:45 AM (ZDJwC)
But really, debates now? Already?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 31, 2015 11:45 AM (39g3+)
In "Reckless," [Pretenders singer Chrissie] Hynde recounts the assault, saying she was forced to perform sex acts on members of the biker gang after they promised to take her to a party. Instead they took her to an abandoned house and assaulted her. During the Sunday Times interview, Hynde spoke at length about rape.
"If I'm walking around and I'm very modestly dressed and I'm keeping to myself and someone attacks me, then I'd say that's his fault," she explained.
"If you're wearing something that says 'Come and fu*k me,' you'd better be good on your feet ... I don't think I'm saying anything controversial am I ?"
Posted by: Trayvon Martin at August 31, 2015 11:45 AM (e8kgV)
Here is a hypothesis:
Most people didn't really support Carson because they didn't think he could actually win (me included). He seems great on the issues, but is way too soft-spoken to be good in politics--or so it is thought.
Perhaps people are now realizing that he actually *could* win, and we could see an overton window type shift in support of him?
I mean, this hypothesis is probably wrong, but a guy can hope, right?
Posted by: dan-O at August 31, 2015 11:45 AM (ByqK7)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 31, 2015 11:41 AM (5LOno)
Can't understand his relative silence on this issue. Should be drum-beating it.
Posted by: rrpjr at August 31, 2015 11:46 AM (s/yC1)
Also, what is wrong with Walker? He should be running a much, much
better campaign. Heck, here is some advice...put together a task force
to arrest the guys behind the John Doe investigations.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 31, 2015 11:41 AM (5LOno)
You don't consider Walker establishment? He may not be their first choice, but I don't believe they'd have a freak out if he ended up being the nominee. He's pretty much a "safe" pick for the general.
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 31, 2015 11:46 AM (UypUQ)
***
Hoover was terrible at governing. His response to an economic downturn was massively increasing government interference in the economy...which caused the great depression.
Just because FDR was worse doesn't excuse what Hoover did...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 31, 2015 11:46 AM (5LOno)
Posted by: Righter at August 31, 2015 11:44 AM (2u0vC)
What kind do you like?
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 11:46 AM (JvPqF)
Posted by: John Kasich at August 31, 2015 11:46 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Rick Perry! at August 31, 2015 11:47 AM (nFICN)
Posted by: Righter
It's some kind of weasel.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 31, 2015 11:45 AM (/Ho8c)
Beat me to it ya bastard!
Posted by: Timon at August 31, 2015 11:47 AM (ZDJwC)
1. Walker did not "advocate" for a wall on the Canadian border, which
anybody with two functioning brains cells could tell by actually
listening to the words that came out of his mouth on MtP yesterday.
Why would Walker even call it a 'legitimate issue?' Take a stand, call the questioner out as a stupid idiot, point out the real issue is illegal immigrants pouring through Mexico and hammer home those points.
If you can't rule out a wall with Canada as bullcrap, maybe you're not the clear headed thinker the country needs.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 31, 2015 11:47 AM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Mike at August 31, 2015 11:38 AM (ylrkv)
Three things.
1.) Hired Steve Schmidt
2.) Hired Steve Schmidt
I forget the third.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at August 31, 2015 11:42 AM (vgIRn)
The glasses, He has to lose the glasses
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2015 11:47 AM (gf8BH)
What kind of dead animal is on Trumps head
Posted by: Righter at August 31, 2015 11:44 AM (2u0vC)
It's some variety of weasel.
/AoS Style Manual
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2015 11:47 AM (TuXs5)
Posted by: Mick Huckabee at August 31, 2015 11:47 AM (nyxv/)
Posted by: John Kasich at August 31, 2015 11:46 AM (W5DcG)
That sounds like a line from a bad '70's singer-songwriter song.
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 11:47 AM (JvPqF)
So how are those attacks on Trump working out for you, Rick Perry?
Posted by: Cicero
At 1% in this poll -- and they don't even ask the extended question set about him anymore.
Perry/Buzzion 2016
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 11:47 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: ace at August 31, 2015 11:48 AM (dciA+)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 31, 2015 11:48 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2015 11:48 AM (LA7Cm)
I am perfectly happy with the three of them garnering a combined 56% of the vote right now.
More then happy...I'm delighted.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 11:48 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Scott Walker at August 31, 2015 11:48 AM (JvPqF)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 31, 2015 11:49 AM (VAsIq)
we're, what, 5 months from the first election? Campaigns are expensive.
He is making some odd statements though, pointlessly so."
He definitely had some missteps this past month. Better to have them in August of the year before than in August of 2016, though.
I still think the best thing to have done was to ignore Trump completely. To the extent that he gets back to being just who he is and talking about what he wants t do, that's better.
The national security speech at the Citadel was strong. All his press interviews this past week have been fine.
Posted by: trumpetdaddy at August 31, 2015 11:49 AM (ljZD2)
Posted by: Vic at August 31, 2015 11:49 AM (t2KH5)
***
The State Media can deal with a rich white guy leading the R ticket.
A black neurosurgeon who doesn't like abortion though? That's not the old, white, racist, plutocrat, science denying candidate the state media wants...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 31, 2015 11:49 AM (5LOno)
Posted by: Mike at August 31, 2015 11:38 AM (ylrkv)
Three things.
1.) Hired Steve Schmidt
2.) Hired Steve Schmidt
I forget the third.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at August 31, 2015 11:42 AM (vgIRn)
3. PROFIT!
Posted by: Underpants Political Consultant at August 31, 2015 11:49 AM (qh617)
I don't think so Posted by: Velvet Ambition
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Carson would bring a bunch of conservative black men. Romney got like 400% more black men than he did women.
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 31, 2015 11:49 AM (UypUQ)
Posted by: Righter at August 31, 2015 11:44 AM (2u0vC)
What kind do you like?
Posted by: filbert
Slow golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2015 11:49 AM (E9ede)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 31, 2015 11:45 AM (/Ho8c)
Damn you. DAAAAAMNNNNN YOUUUUUUU!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2015 11:49 AM (TuXs5)
Posted by: George Takei at August 31, 2015 11:49 AM (9mTYi)
Hey... Government Motors... Changing names...
Wheels within wheels
Posted by: nnptcgrad at August 31, 2015 11:49 AM (LFN5z)
Threadwinner!!!!
Carson hasn't left iowa for weeks, so not unexpected.
I cannot think of one issue carson has brought up? Anyone? Nice guy for surgeon general or va head.
Carly? She'll still have her old job waiting for her at the NRSC after this is over. What an "outsider". Lol
Trump answered the carly/debate controversy perfectly. He'd like to see her on stage, but criteria was established months ago folks, this is not some anti-carly conspiracy by cnn/rnc.
Posted by: prescient11 at August 31, 2015 11:49 AM (VMZsK)
Instead, they are falling in line with Hillary.
Posted by: MacGruber at August 31, 2015 11:50 AM (S+el1)
Herb was probably the best admin guy ever at the national level, but was prez in an era before the prez had much power. Then events overcame him.........
Posted by: himself at August 31, 2015 11:50 AM (8CdUx)
More like a minor technical foul, more then a major violation.
Plus, you own the Blog.
It's cool.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 11:50 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Vic at August 31, 2015 11:50 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 31, 2015 11:50 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Hank at August 31, 2015 11:50 AM (0Aqa7)
Posted by: RedWhiteandTrue at August 31, 2015 11:50 AM (J9rqz)
But still minor.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 11:51 AM (VPLuQ)
Is that for their fake debates?
Posted by: Vic at August 31, 2015 11:51 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: ace at August 31, 2015 11:48 AM (dciA+)
Morning, Ace!
It's either talking about the enstompening, or talking about Trump.
Or going back to DrewM's thread and bitchin' 'bout The Man.
You know. The usual.
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 11:51 AM (JvPqF)
***
No. I agree the GOPe would like him better then Trump, Cruz or Carson though.
It is tough for the GOPe here, because Walker seems all weak and moderate in his campaign...but he actually did something of note as governor...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 31, 2015 11:51 AM (5LOno)
Posted by: Vic at August 31, 2015 11:49 AM (t2KH5)
September died? At least Buzzion will have company.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2015 11:51 AM (aRgrb)
Drew's post was from like 10:30... how is this an enstompening?
Posted by: ace at August 31, 2015 11:48 AM (dciA+)
Because, Morons.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2015 11:51 AM (TuXs5)
Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2015 11:51 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 31, 2015 11:51 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2015 11:51 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Old Hob at August 31, 2015 11:52 AM (ZufZo)
Posted by: The Chicken at August 31, 2015 11:52 AM (Wckf4)
Posted by: John Kasich at August 31, 2015 11:46 AM (W5DcG)
Did he always ring twice?
Posted by: BB Wolf at August 31, 2015 11:52 AM (qh617)
Posted by: Rick Perry! at August 31, 2015 11:52 AM (nFICN)
It was F. Chuck Todd who suggested the wall, all Walker said boarder
security is an issue. He did NOT say we needed to build a Canadian
wall.
Posted by: Wisrich at August 31, 2015 11:42 AM (hdpay)
It was a 'gotcha' question that Walker failed.
It was reported up here as 'he wants a wall with Canada' as it will be mentioned in the US press to discredit Walker as stupid.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 31, 2015 11:53 AM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2015 11:53 AM (9mTYi)
Instead, they are falling in line with Hillary.
Posted by: MacGruber at August 31, 2015 11:50 AM (S+el1)
I've had the thought that the Republicans have become what the Democrats used to be, when Will Rogers said "I'm not a member of any organized party; I'm a Democrat."
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 11:53 AM (JvPqF)
Posted by: John Kasich
Studies* show 1/4 of the people born in the 50s were sired by the postman or the milkman. Not really a ringing endorsement.
*These studies exist solely in Hollywood writers' heads, but are still valuable
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 31, 2015 11:53 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Cheri at August 31, 2015 11:53 AM (oiNtH)
The guy's producing and he's pissing D.C. off at the same time.
Ding....and ding.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2015 11:53 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: dogfish at August 31, 2015 11:54 AM (jWtyG)
Posted by: Blankety Blank So and So at August 31, 2015 11:31 AM (nFICN)
Very. How do you go from being wobbly on immigration to something as stupid as a wall on the fucking Canadian border?
Whaaaaat?
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at August 31, 2015 11:54 AM (yMVjf)
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Signed Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act
Doubled federal spending
Created the Reconstruction Finance Corporation
Posted by: 18-1 at August 31, 2015 11:54 AM (5LOno)
Posted by: Yo! at August 31, 2015 11:54 AM (q+zA9)
If it's two hours that means I'm playing Batman.
Posted by: ace at August 31, 2015 11:54 AM (dciA+)
More like a minor technical foul, more then a major violation.
More like 2 psi.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2015 11:54 AM (E9ede)
Real issue for whom?
If your concern is Islamic radicalism and the potential for "plants" in this country, Mexico isn't where you focus your attention, visa overstays and states bordering Ontario and Quebec are. Because that's how Muslim immigrants come into this country, through the airport and from Canada.
Over half of illegals in this country are not Mexicans. 40% are visa overstays.
Tell me again what the "real issue" for the loudest anti-illegal voices in the media and on social media is, again?
Posted by: trumpetdaddy at August 31, 2015 11:54 AM (ljZD2)
Posted by: Kevin C at August 31, 2015 11:54 AM (dEA2d)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 31, 2015 11:55 AM (evdj2)
Hmmm... looking at the numbers.
Of the top 9, the only one with a negative Favorable/Unfavorable ratio is !Jeb! -- and by a lot. Everyone else is safely positive.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 11:55 AM (kdS6q)
Jeb Bush is at 5%?
Well that was money well spent I suppose.
Very well spent. The big money donors thought they were buying Secretariat, but ended up with BabaLouie. That's a bunch of donors who don't now have the cash for another squish, while they've emboldened their opposition.
Posted by: pep at August 31, 2015 11:55 AM (GMG6W)
Posted by: ace
If it's 4 hours, you are cheating on us with that whore, Twitter.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2015 11:55 AM (E9ede)
And career politicians and their supporters have only themselves to blame. This isn't about Trump, or Carson or Carly. It's much larger.
Posted by: Nevermore at August 31, 2015 11:56 AM (1Y+hH)
And I'm also saying that the polls are underestimating Trump's support by at least ten points. This is not the election of the "likely voter."
Posted by: prescient11 at August 31, 2015 11:56 AM (VMZsK)
Posted by: MacGruber at August 31, 2015 11:50 AM (S+el1)
I'm not sure about this. I don't think they give a shite about diversity. I think they just want a tyrant.
Posted by: rrpjr at August 31, 2015 11:56 AM (s/yC1)
It was the politic thing to say, its the kind of thing politicians say all day long to all sorts of lunatics to make them go away and seem polite, and is ignored by the press until this sort of time. It was a pretty miniscule and minor flub, if that.
He didn't take the opportunity to make it a better point for himself, which is what Trump and Fiorina do, and that was his failing.
"If you're wearing something that says 'Come and fu*k me,' you'd better be good on your feet ... I don't think I'm saying anything controversial am I ?"
No Chrissy its not. No woman is responsible or to blame for being raped, but some are incredibly unwise in how they behave and dress. Its always wrong to attack some woman or molest her unwanted but if you're going to dress or act like you want it to happen, you clearly weren't thinking this through very well.
Like that movie The Accused. She was acting trashy and dressed kinda slutty and coming on to the guys. So they came on. They should have stopped when she didn't like it but she was getting the reaction her behavior clearly advertised she wanted.
Some women seem to want to be able to act and look any way they want without consequence or reasonable response like those idiotic feminists running around topless then demanding nobody look at their tits.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 31, 2015 11:56 AM (39g3+)
Yeah, an experienced politician - which I'm given to understand is a prerequisite and also something which qualifies Walker - would have been able to turn that around easily as a joke to make the questioner look like a fool.
Cruz and Fiorina really seem to be the only two candidates who possess this skill.
Posted by: The Chicken at August 31, 2015 11:56 AM (Wckf4)
Posted by: John Kasich
Studies* show 1/4 of the people born in the 50s were sired by the postman or the milkman. Not really a ringing endorsement.
*These studies exist solely in Hollywood writers' heads, but are still valuable
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 31, 2015 11:53 AM (VAsIq)
Could be worse. Could be the cable guy or the pizza man. Oh wait, they "pull out."
Well at least according to porn.
Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2015 11:56 AM (zt+N6)
Faptastic.
Posted by: dogfish at August 31, 2015 11:54 AM (jWtyG)
Hell.... more people believe Elvis is still alive...
Posted by: BB Wolf at August 31, 2015 11:56 AM (qh617)
Perhaps you are unaware of what Herb did before becoming prez?
Posted by: himself at August 31, 2015 11:56 AM (8CdUx)
Posted by: RedWhiteandTrue at August 31, 2015 11:56 AM (J9rqz)
Posted by: No Ways Tard at August 31, 2015 11:57 AM (oDCMR)
If it's two hours that means I'm playing Batman.
Posted by: ace at August 31, 2015 11:54 AM (dciA+)
(scribbles furiously in margins of dog-eared copy of the Style Guide . . .)
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 11:57 AM (JvPqF)
So when we're up to 900 posts and we're re-fighting the War of Southern Recalcitrance can you at least tell us if you've leveled up?
(or whatever describes in game achievements)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 31, 2015 11:57 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2015 11:57 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: donna at August 31, 2015 11:57 AM (hUdMz)
Posted by: The Left at August 31, 2015 11:57 AM (5LOno)
Posted by: Scott Walker at August 31, 2015 11:57 AM (E5UB0)
So he's all in for Trump!! Lol
Posted by: prescient11 at August 31, 2015 11:57 AM (VMZsK)
What are Trumps 2A creds, BTW?
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 31, 2015 11:57 AM (XiVKO)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 11:58 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: The Huckester, Huck at August 31, 2015 11:58 AM (0FSuD)
If it's two hours that means I'm playing Batman.
Posted by: ace at August 31, 2015 11:54 AM (dciA+)
Threadwinner! Why don't you take the rest of the week off ace? Can't get much better than that.
Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2015 11:58 AM (zt+N6)
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Yes. Dammit. Me too.
I had to have the tattoo removed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2015 11:58 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: rrpjr at August 31, 2015 11:56 AM (s/yC1)
They want Daddy to come and make it all better.
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 11:58 AM (JvPqF)
Posted by: rrpjr at August 31, 2015 11:58 AM (s/yC1)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 31, 2015 11:59 AM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: trumpetdaddy at August 31, 2015 11:54 AM (ljZD2)***
You've been told over and over and over. That you either can't or won't acknowledge such well-known arguments is your problem.
Posted by: The Chicken at August 31, 2015 11:59 AM (Wckf4)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2015 11:59 AM (E9ede)
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What does that have to do with what he actually did as President?
Much like Romney I'd have hired Hoover to run my business/charity operation. But keep both away from the reins of government...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 31, 2015 11:59 AM (5LOno)
Very impressive. Conflating muslim terrorists with illegal aliens. That rates you 2680 RPM on the old tachometer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2015 11:59 AM (aRgrb)
Posted by: Jebbish at August 31, 2015 11:59 AM (1Y+hH)
look, walling off the southern border sends a message.
walling off the northern border is the same as TSA searching 75yo lutherans in North Dakota. The cost/bennifit never works out
Posted by: Yo! at August 31, 2015 11:59 AM (q+zA9)
And career politicians and their supporters have only themselves to blame. This isn't about Trump, or Carson or Carly. It's much larger.
Posted by: Nevermore at August 31, 2015 11:56 AM (1Y+hH)
^^^^!
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at August 31, 2015 11:59 AM (yMVjf)
Yep, I suspect that a lot of these new commenters here, whose names I never saw before a month ago, and who to-a-man are big Trump boosters, are maybe not fully on the up-and-up.
I think a lot of people here are being played.
But there's a silver lining: After Trump wins the general, and he either wins (and governs as the liberal Democrat that he actually is), or he loses (to Joe F'n Biden, once the press removes the kid gloves with which they're currently handling Trump), I can come back here and dole out great assholish heaping helpings of "I told you so".
Posted by: Pastafarian at August 31, 2015 12:00 PM (LqrRo)
Posted by: Scott Walker
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Hoser.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2015 12:00 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Mike at August 31, 2015 12:00 PM (ylrkv)
They want Daddy to come and make it all better.
___
Screw you daddy. You can't make me get a real job now! Also, I can date as many bikers as I want!
Posted by: The Left at August 31, 2015 12:00 PM (5LOno)
Posted by: ace
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Ace, buddy, I need your help! To the Batmobile. Gotham ain't gonna rescue itself.
Posted by: the Batman at August 31, 2015 12:00 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2015 12:00 PM (xWW96)
I'm calling it right now, there is going to be a Trump-Cruz ticket.
Posted by: prescient11
Don't see where letting a Senator who isn't polling that well in his own safe Republican state hitch his horse to your team is going help much.
Now Carson -- that could be interesting for a new broom outsider ticket.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 12:00 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 31, 2015 12:00 PM (Wckf4)
Posted by: No Ways Tard at August 31, 2015 12:00 PM (oDCMR)
I think he's kind that hazy border between establishment GOP and conservatives like Cruz. He's in there with Jindal. Not quite either, but palatable to both, if necessary.
And Democrats don't want diversity, they want the appearance of diversity. Read this article for how the left treats minorities who won't stay in their place:
http://tinyurl.com/qga98vd
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 31, 2015 12:01 PM (39g3+)
"emotional ranting" =/= "well-known arguments"
Posted by: trumpetdaddy at August 31, 2015 12:01 PM (ljZD2)
Posted by: Dnar Luap at August 31, 2015 12:01 PM (HstNY)
Posted by: Nip Sip at August 31, 2015 12:01 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 31, 2015 12:01 PM (evdj2)
I have no doubt that the MSM will do whatever it takes to get Carson and Fiorini to bow out (lookin' like they won't need to bother with Jindal). Count on it.
They have a narrative to maintain: GOP is the party of white men. Just look at what they did to Herman Cain - 100+ stories at Politico alone re: alleged co-worker affair. They cannot let the GOP have a more diverse ticket than theirs - especially if Joey Choo Choo decides to step into the race.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2015 12:01 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 31, 2015 12:01 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: fluffy at August 31, 2015 12:02 PM (2iV3X)
Voters have a marked preference for governors being elected President (baseline here being from Reagan forward).
There is at least strong anecdata that GOP primary voters prefer someone with executive experience as the Presidential candidate (see McCain exception).
In 2012 Rick Perry was Teh Hotness.
In 2016 Scott Walker was Teh Hotness.
So why was it in 2012 and now in 2016 that the person who should be sprinting out of the gate is shooting himself in the dick repeatedly?
My theoryish thingy is that the skills needed to be elected governor do not necessarily translate to a national level and that there really isn't a finishing school to learn how to do that.
As I said, this is just the inkling of a thought and I can't tell if something is there or not. I found it interesting though.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 31, 2015 12:02 PM (mf5HN)
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Pretty sure that's racist. Not sure why but pretty sure.
Posted by: The Left at August 31, 2015 12:02 PM (5LOno)
Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at August 31, 2015 12:02 PM (RD7QR)
NOT his position from eight months or a year ago.
But his current iteration.
If Reagan can shift parties, and Trump can evolve, I expect the same latitude and courtesy extended to all.
Except for the Democrats.
They lie just to hear their own voices.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 12:02 PM (VPLuQ)
That's usually why social conservatives do well in that contest, they tend to be a lot more dedicated.
Not sure what sort of effort Carson and Trump have in the state, but I could easily see Trump's poll support not translating into votes in the Caucus at all unless he really wants to make a large investment or camp out there. I also don't see his social liberalism playing well there.
I personally think the GOP should bypass it altogether as it ends up being a headache more than anything
Posted by: Coolio at August 31, 2015 12:02 PM (/HKwL)
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 31, 2015 12:03 PM (XiVKO)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 31, 2015 12:03 PM (evdj2)
Whaaaaat?
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at August 31, 2015 11:54 AM (yMVjf)
Wait.... that's a GREAT Idea.... have you seen the scenery up there? Great place for YUGE apartment buildings...
We build a Wall... of APARTMENTS with all the doors facing the US, on top of a YUGER wall...
and then we sell them to rich people all over the world... the Saudis and the Chinese will pay BIG for those apartments...
I'm telling ya.... its a winner...
Posted by: Channeling Trump... at August 31, 2015 12:03 PM (qh617)
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Were any of them hot but kinda chubby? That's the way I order my interns.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 31, 2015 12:03 PM (5LOno)
Posted by: donna at August 31, 2015 12:03 PM (hUdMz)
Hell, by that point he's done with Batman and just adding to his crispy sock collection.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 31, 2015 12:04 PM (Wckf4)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2015 12:04 PM (E9ede)
Posted by: dogfish at August 31, 2015 12:04 PM (jWtyG)
Posted by: JB1000 at August 31, 2015 12:04 PM (1u+q4)
Video game or wearing a cape?
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Well, doesn't every grown man have a cape? Or...at least under-roos.
Its not fair Barack! Give me my cape back!
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2015 12:04 PM (5LOno)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 31, 2015 12:05 PM (39g3+)
for all of you out there with HHDS ( Herbert Hoover Derangement Syndrome ), I deeply apologize for not making it clearer that I meant Herb was a superb admin guy before becoming Prez--hence pairing him with Dewey, who was aces as a prosecutor and Other Stuff but could not campaign.
Posted by: himself at August 31, 2015 12:05 PM (8CdUx)
Ben Carson and Bernie Sanders.
I like Ben Carson, but I don't think he's ready for prime time. I'm amazed he resonates though with so many conservatives.
Posted by: Coolio at August 31, 2015 12:05 PM (/HKwL)
It is the height of cognotive dissonance to read some on here who relish the drop for Jeb! and yet bash Trump.
Hey geniuses, what other candidate is ripping Jeb! every day and making him look like the nancy boy he is?
You have Trump to thank for the fall of Jeb!
Posted by: prescient11 at August 31, 2015 12:05 PM (VMZsK)
THEN they were kicked off. I am sick of rude Black people thinking rules don't apply to them cause they are Black.
Fvck rude people, whatever color they come in.
Posted by: Nip Sip at August 31, 2015 12:05 PM (0FSuD)
Coming from the Mexican border...
Do try to keep up, 'k?
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 31, 2015 12:06 PM (C9pBZ)
She looked at me! The cute little red haired girl looked at me!
*trots off to gloat over lunch*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 31, 2015 12:06 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2015 12:06 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: donna at August 31, 2015 12:06 PM (hUdMz)
Posted by: trumpetdaddy at August 31, 2015 12:01 PM (ljZD2)"***
Projection is not a legitimate argument, Sport.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 31, 2015 12:06 PM (Wckf4)
Real issue for whom?
If your concern is Islamic radicalism and the potential for "plants" in this country, Mexico isn't where you focus your attention, VISA overstays and states bordering Ontario and Quebec are. Because that's how Muslim immigrants come into this country, through the airport and from Canada.
Over half of illegals in this country are not Mexicans. 40% are VISA overstays.
Posted by: trumpetdaddy at August 31, 2015 11:54 AM (ljZD2)
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This is a VERY important point.
And anyone who seriously wants to take on the immigration issue has GOT to get over the anti-Mexican stuff. Pronto.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 31, 2015 12:06 PM (cN9Sk)
Content is like underwear. Just as it's getting comfortable, we have to throw out the old pair and change to a new pair.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2015 12:06 PM (E9ede)
Posted by: theTruth at August 31, 2015 12:07 PM (CzhL0)
So what legal power does barky have to rename a mountain in Alaska?
That in article 1 of the constitution?
Posted by: Yo! at August 31, 2015 12:07 PM (q+zA9)
Who wouldn't mess that up by referring to it as the "Dam Obama"?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2015 12:07 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 31, 2015 12:07 PM (C9pBZ)
Yep. When laudner and clovis are commenting that they've never seen ground game reaction, that's when i started to really pay attention.
Posted by: prescient11 at August 31, 2015 12:07 PM (VMZsK)
So what legal power does barky have to rename a mountain in Alaska?
That in article 1 of the constitution?
None that I know off... Since when did the matter to him?
Posted by: donna at August 31, 2015 12:08 PM (hUdMz)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2015 12:08 PM (2Ojst)
It would be an outsider ticket.
Posted by: McAdams at August 31, 2015 12:08 PM (nq/J2)
Posted by: No Ways Tard at August 31, 2015 12:08 PM (oDCMR)
My concern is not with what a candidate has, it's his view on what I should have.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 31, 2015 12:08 PM (XiVKO)
"There are a lot of donors out there who see it as much too
dangerous, obviously, for the candidates, or their allied super PACs, to
go after Trump," said Reston. "So they're looking to more establishment
PACs to potentially take him down in post-Labor Day ads."
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Because they think we're too stupid to know they (Team GOPe) are really funding the attacks?
Sure. Go with that.
They (Team GOPe) will start donating to Hillary rather than see Trump win.
TDS is real.
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 31, 2015 12:08 PM (ZvKdv)
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 31, 2015 12:08 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: dogfish at August 31, 2015 12:09 PM (jWtyG)
At this point that might not be bad. Trump taking all the attention right now might be good for them in the long run like about six months from now when the campaign actually starts in earnest.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 31, 2015 12:09 PM (39g3+)
He's a doctor and promotes education. Therefore, acts "white".
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2015 12:09 PM (E9ede)
It would be an outsider ticket.
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I'm betting he picks Megyn Kelly just to teach her a lesson.
Posted by: No Ways Tard at August 31, 2015 12:09 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 31, 2015 12:09 PM (oFCZn)
And anyone who seriously wants to take on the immigration issue has GOT to get over the anti-Mexican stuff. Pronto.
.......
if that is so how come you almost have to speak mexican if you are south of Bakersfiled, CA?
??
Posted by: Yo! at August 31, 2015 12:09 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: prescient11 at August 31, 2015 12:09 PM (VMZsK)
Posted by: Rick Perry
Can I talk to you a moment governor? Do you mind if I call you Jim?
Posted by: Leonard B McCoy at August 31, 2015 12:09 PM (xGNLA)
Why? Mexico is doing a yeoman's job in assuring a steady flow thru their borders.
Only the most foolish assume that means all who are coming north are "mexicans".
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 31, 2015 12:09 PM (C9pBZ)
What is this "Under Wear" of which you speak?
Sounds sort of Scandi.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 12:10 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 31, 2015 12:10 PM (OiH3z)
Oh, and there will be at least a twelve pack.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at August 31, 2015 12:10 PM (yMVjf)
You have Trump to thank for the fall of Jeb!
Nah, Jeb has Jeb to thank for the fall of Jeb...
Posted by: donna at August 31, 2015 12:06 PM (hUdMz)
Sadly, Jeb is pissing away $100's of million that could be used by someone that can win.
That and he is co oping Chickenshit Republicans.
Embarrassing
Posted by: Nip Sip at August 31, 2015 12:10 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: dogfish at August 31, 2015 12:10 PM (jWtyG)
Herbert!
Herbert!
Herbert!
Posted by: Space Hippie at August 31, 2015 12:11 PM (W5DcG)
Glad you put that WAS qualifier in there. Cause I was totally thinking you got your hands on that time machine ace doesn't have.
Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2015 12:11 PM (PfVjp)
The actual cost of the walls compared to what we lose from illegal immigration is pennies on the dollar.
If we have to build both walls to get any wall, I can make that compromise.
But yea, it's silly in the sense that 99% of the problem is South of the Border. But the racism charge is why we don't have a wall, so taking that off the table might actually get it built.
Posted by: McAdams at August 31, 2015 12:11 PM (nq/J2)
Yeah, dishonesty doesn't really work very well when trying to make a point either.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 31, 2015 12:11 PM (Wckf4)
Posted by: Zombie Ronald Raven at August 31, 2015 12:12 PM (0FSuD)
They could have had a massive traffic jam and a herd coming thru eating everyone. And as people get bit, they later become a secondary herd. They could have wondered into South Central and the residents shooting everything they got at them.
They could storm into a city council meeting, bit everyone and have all the loons who run this crap hole zombified.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 31, 2015 12:12 PM (iQIUe)
I don't think so
Posted by: Velvet Ambition
I think he would be seen as an "Uncle Tom," so probably not.
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Yeah, he doesn't deserve respect like a thug who strong arms a convenience store own to steal cigars then tries to grab a cop's gun.
Posted by: The Great _______ Snark at August 31, 2015 12:12 PM (fFIVI)
And career politicians and their supporters have only themselves to blame. This isn't about Trump, or Carson or Carly. It's much larger.
Posted by: Nevermore at August 31, 2015 11:56 AM (1Y+hH)
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Agree up to a point. Policy will take precedence as the election draws nearer. I think policy is predominate even now on the immigration hot- button.
Posted by: Soona at August 31, 2015 12:12 PM (P25Hh)
I could see Trump going
VP Fiorena
Surgeon Gen Carson
AG Gowdy
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 12:13 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Edna Mode at August 31, 2015 12:13 PM (zt+N6)
Yep. I mean the guy just doesn't look like he is happy running. Wtf?
AL rally was perfect contrast. Trump buzzes crowd in gold plated 757. Jeb! trolls crowd with prop two seater.
Hilarious.
Posted by: prescient11 at August 31, 2015 12:13 PM (VMZsK)
Posted by: Ben Carson at August 31, 2015 12:13 PM (E5UB0)
Here's what goes on inside TFG's head, except it's with him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPeattKV74A
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 31, 2015 12:13 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2015 12:13 PM (gf8BH)
Three words: No. More. Bush.
Posted by: dogfish at August 31, 2015 12:09 PM (jWtyG)
Three words.
Suck. My. Dick
Posted by: GOPe at August 31, 2015 12:13 PM (0FSuD)
Yeah, gotta say, mindblowing-ly stupid campaign so far.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2015 12:13 PM (LA7Cm)
I've read articles that say Jeb has received a lot of his campaign dough from Hillary's donors. I wouldn't assume that that money could have been directed at a more conservative candidate - I think it was specifically targeted at ensuring the GOP has a weak, uber-RINO candidate against Hillary.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2015 12:14 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: socalcon at August 31, 2015 12:14 PM (vHlQ5)
274 I've renamed the White House. It will now be known as the Douche House, at least until the end of 2016.
Posted by: dogfish at August 31, 2015 12:10 PM (jWtyG)
Its now the 'Rainbow Crib'!
Posted by: Susan Rice at August 31, 2015 12:14 PM (qh617)
As much as I'd like it all fixed, it won't be with a wall and even talking about it is a squirrel.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 31, 2015 12:14 PM (XiVKO)
Ugh.
Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2015 12:14 PM (PfVjp)
http://tinyurl.com/payegwf
This poll consisited of 405 caucus goers and was done by Monmouth/ des Moines register (remember them?).
There's a lot of speculation out there that The GOPe is going to push Carson because the other also-rans are too weak to help Jeb! Basically, the plan is to keep anyone out of a majority in the proportional primaries until the wiiner take all primaries in March.
There will be a push for Carson now as the 'softer, less vulgar' version of a Trumo. Thus the misleading and heralding characteristics of publicizing such a poll.
JMO
Posted by: Jack Long at August 31, 2015 12:15 PM (dNJui)
Posted by: Donor Class at August 31, 2015 12:15 PM (TxJGV)
Don't see Carson either. No compelling reason.
I think Trump/Palin is more likely. They like each other. She's qualified. And it would be the biggest FU to the establishment in American political history.
Posted by: rrpjr at August 31, 2015 12:15 PM (s/yC1)
Sounds sort of Scandi.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 12:10 PM (VPLuQ)
As I understand it, it's sort of like wearing *two* sets of loincloths, so that the outer loincloth doesn't get, er, soiled by the inner loincloth touching various bodily orifices that polite people do not talk about.
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 12:15 PM (JvPqF)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2015 12:15 PM (NOIQH)
Jeb's specific problem is that he believes his own bullshit.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 31, 2015 12:16 PM (Wckf4)
Posted by: dogfish at August 31, 2015 12:09 PM (jWtyG)
Three words.
Suck. My. Dick
Posted by: GOPe
There is no evidence you have one.
Posted by: dogfish at August 31, 2015 12:16 PM (jWtyG)
Over half of illegals in this country are not Mexicans.
Posted by: trumpetdaddy
Self reported national origins of illegals immigrates are not to be consided accurate, absent confirming documents, because:
1. Criminals like illegals lie
2. While Mexicans do not have automatic refugee status, those purporting to come from other areas, such as Nicaragua and El Salvador do.
3. Good work tightening up that 'refuge" thing GOP.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 12:16 PM (kdS6q)
I could see Trump going
VP Fiorena
Surgeon Gen Carson
AG Gowdy
AG Cruz.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2015 12:16 PM (E9ede)
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal, at August 31, 2015 12:16 PM (VPLuQ)
1. Legitimately smart guy. Brain surgeon. Finally a candidate nobody can deride as retarded.
2. Not a career politician.
3. Not embarrassing like Trump.
4. Not a fired woman like Fiorina.
I'm not a Carson supporter, having learned the "doctor politician" lesson with Frist!, but know a lot of his fans.
Posted by: wooga at August 31, 2015 12:16 PM (bplPQ)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 31, 2015 12:16 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: socalcon at August 31, 2015 12:16 PM (vHlQ5)
Agreed. And that's after RICK! the last time...
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 31, 2015 12:17 PM (C9pBZ)
Aka, skid mark concealer.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2015 12:17 PM (E9ede)
I don't think so
Posted by: Velvet Ambition
He wouldn't get a majority, but I could see him peeling off more than a few.
If a Republican ticket gets 20% of the black vote, it's almost a guaranteed win. I could see a Republican ticket getting 15-20% with Ben Carson on the ticket, especially if Border Control is on the ballot.
Democrats need 99% black support and huge turnout to win. That was what put Obama in the White House more than Hispanics or anything else.
Posted by: McAdams at August 31, 2015 12:17 PM (nq/J2)
I don't know the legal structure, but its possibly a Department of the Interior thing where they name federal parks and features within them. If so, then he has the legal power as the chief of the executive department. Seems like a pointless maneuver and expense meant to eliminate white people from history, but whatever.
Re: Bretbart's story on Black book club. Total horse shit. The women were asked THREE times to quiet down and they told the conductor to get fvcked.
Well its hard to say how rambunctious they were being and how persnickity the conductor was being on his rich white people express. Maybe they were a real problem. Maybe they were just ordinary folks having fun and the conductor was being a jerk.
All I know is if the Young Conservatives or some non-lefty group did this, they'd be branded hateful klan members for six months straight in the news.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 31, 2015 12:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at August 31, 2015 12:18 PM (yMVjf)
Posted by: rrpjr at August 31, 2015 12:15 PM (s/yC1)
I like (or liked) Palin as much as anybody, but I can't see Trump doing this, and raising the spectre of Palin Derangement Syndrome (which makes TDS look like pre-school nap time in comparison.)
Palin's got Secretary of Energy/Interior written all over her, if an 'insurgent' GOP candidate actually wins through.
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 12:18 PM (JvPqF)
Posted by: The Great _______ Snark at August 31, 2015 12:18 PM (fFIVI)
Posted by: Al Gore's rythym at August 31, 2015 12:18 PM (/eTPT)
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 31, 2015 12:18 PM (C9pBZ)
2nd Amendment is my biggest issue, but I'd vote for Carson. He's ignorant on guns because he doesn't care about that issue. If he were president, he wouldn't waste his time on that fight.
Coming from his culture of the inner city black guy who rose to the top of his career, do you honestly think he's given the issue any thought?
Posted by: Old Hob at August 31, 2015 12:19 PM (ZufZo)
Can't have the public seeing nothing but rich old white men when the Dems have Hillary, O'Malley, Bernie, and Biden can we
Posted by: kbdabear at August 31, 2015 12:19 PM (GrXXa)
I'm betting he picks Megyn Kelly just to teach her a lesson.
Posted by: No Ways Tard at August 31, 2015 12:09 PM (oDCMR)
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Hmmm. I'm thinking about this.....
Posted by: Soona at August 31, 2015 12:19 PM (P25Hh)
So what legal power does barky have to rename a mountain in Alaska?
That in article 1 of the constitution?
Posted by: Yo!
shhh. I like the precedent of just declaring null and void legislation Wilson signed.
Posted by: X at August 31, 2015 12:19 PM (xGNLA)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 12:20 PM (VPLuQ)
Having said that, how about Department of Education?
He can get rid of it in a couple of months and then do the same thing for...
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 31, 2015 12:20 PM (oFCZn)
As long as criminals are treated better in the US than ordinary citizens in most TWSHs, "the incentive" to come here (legally or otherwise) will exist.
And that's not changing any time soon.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 12:20 PM (kff5f)
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Watch me Dance
Posted by: Al Gore's rythym at August 31, 2015 12:18 PM (/eTPT)
Damnit....
*wipes coffee dripping from Monitor*
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at August 31, 2015 12:21 PM (yMVjf)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 12:20 PM (VPLuQ)
Slavedriver!
And here I was, giving the big/little guy an hour's Batman time between posts.
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 12:21 PM (JvPqF)
After the drubbing he received last year - the *first* time he said something like "you don't need guns if you live in the inner city?"
If he hasn't given it any thought, he's not as smart as many say.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 12:22 PM (kff5f)
I like mount Obama.
Posted by: Reggie Love at August 31, 2015 12:22 PM (W5DcG)
What could that possibly mean?
Posted by: MTF at August 31, 2015 12:22 PM (TxJGV)
1) Scott Walker is the only R candidate in the field that has proven to have the mettle to do conservative things, at every job he's had. Regardless of the blowback, or what special interest gets angry, he will do what he says, and that is rare. That said, he is running a poorly focused campaign of reacting, instead of focusing on his issues and attacking. Too bad.
b) King Putt is just trolling us with the "renaming" of Denali. Everyone pretty much knows both names to that mountain, thanks to GMC. He's just taking the white mans name off of it to get a reaction from the usual suspects, and I'm sure it will work. The proper reaction would be to simply put it on a list of thing to be undone by the next president.
III) The Establishment GOP is not a conservative party, and never has been. Every blogger here that I can recall has pointed out how the party needs conservatives, but despises them nonetheless. Seeing not one, not two, but THREE outsiders leading the pack in Iowa should be a smack from the cluebat, but they will insist that this is just "silly season", and the stupid rubes will come around as we near the election, because (wave your red foam finger now) "you're not going to let them(pretend that this is italicized) win, are you?" Guess they'll have to wait for next Nov. to get their answer.
P.S. If the war on women folk really wanted to poke an issue, they'd point out that Fiorina is being treated unfairly, and accuse the GOP of sexism. They just can't a sister out if she's an unperson from the wrong party.
Bullet points thanks to DC in River City.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 31, 2015 12:22 PM (kKHcp)
Don't fall for it, Trump!
Posted by: @votermom at August 31, 2015 12:23 PM (cbfNE)
My bet is he wouldn't.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 31, 2015 12:23 PM (XiVKO)
Posted by: Mick "Crocodile" Huckabee at August 31, 2015 12:23 PM (pMGkg)
So, this weeks task is to figure out how to bring me independent votes...
We'll start by splitting up into teams, but one of you will go home this week...
Wait.... who let Jeb in here.... you're already fired...
Posted by: Trump's VP selection process at August 31, 2015 12:23 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Vespers O'Houlihan at August 31, 2015 12:23 PM (E5UB0)
Gonna ask again.
Has anybody read Carson's CURRENT take on the Second Amendment?
http://tinyurl.com/q92vfak
I'm not real happy about the quote concerning Semi-auto weapons.
But, that quote is from two and a half yeas ago.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 12:24 PM (VPLuQ)
1) Scott Walker is the only R candidate in the field that has proven to have the mettle to do conservative things, at every job he's had. Regardless of the blowback, or what special interest gets angry, he will do what he says, and that is rare. That said, he is running a poorly focused campaign of reacting, instead of focusing on his issues and attacking. Too bad.
Somebody (maybe here but don't remember) said he ckufed up by not going with his gut and instead started to listen to campaign advisers.
That would explain a lot I think.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 31, 2015 12:24 PM (oFCZn)
"No Carly, No Watch." After Fox lit up the ratings, how would you like to do a face-plant, CNN?
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 31, 2015 12:24 PM (c41Rr)
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I don't really buy into that and when I hear arguments for that like of thinking, it's usually just an open borders politician that is afraid of how effective a wall is going to be.
Even though there is a lot of incentives for a criminal not to try and escape jail (like a longer sentence) we still have walls around the prison.
Fact is, we've tried the other ways, why not try a wall?
I will say, one think a President could do overnight and solve the border issue is simply use the military or National Guard.
Posted by: Coolio at August 31, 2015 12:24 PM (/HKwL)
Thanks for the tip!
Posted by: Debbie Whatshernameshultzorsomething at August 31, 2015 12:24 PM (C9pBZ)
Hahahahaha. Trump is going to wipe the floor with the stupid party. It is going to be yuuuuuuge.
Posted by: prescient11 at August 31, 2015 12:24 PM (VMZsK)
That would be epic.
Posted by: @votermom at August 31, 2015 12:25 PM (cbfNE)
Oh please be true. Crap I think I just came in my pants
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2015 12:25 PM (gf8BH)
Shhh. Dude, don't you know how rayciss that is n'stuff? You must hate brown peoples or something, and that hurts the GOP!
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 31, 2015 12:26 PM (C9pBZ)
If the GOPes wanted to show that they kinda, sorta, maybe get it, they would-
push CNN hard to drop Huckupchuck and add Carly to the big debate because,
that better reflects the dynamics of the race at the moment (or some such face-saving shinola).
Posted by: naturalfake at August 31, 2015 12:26 PM (0cMkb)
ROFL
Not. Enough. Popcorn.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 12:26 PM (kff5f)
Don't fall for it, Trump!
Posted by: @votermom at August 31, 2015 12:23 PM (cbfNE)
I'd put Rubio on the "possible to likely" list.
Jeb. Meh. Don't know if Trump wants to buy into the Bush dynasty.
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 12:26 PM (JvPqF)
I'm actually pretty glad that we can't actually see Ace posting.
One podcast, here is everyone else all serious and shit.
There's Ace, cooking and eating in the background.
COB's knotted his back fur on that one.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 12:27 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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I think I just crapped in my pants
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2015 12:27 PM (E5UB0)
On Thursday Mark Levin says he refuses! to support any candidate who will not build a wall. He cites brilliant article in conservative review on subject.
Using israel as a guide, it would cost, at most, ten billion. Anyone who says it's too expensive is fucking lying!!!!
Posted by: prescient11 at August 31, 2015 12:27 PM (VMZsK)
Hilarious.
Posted by: prescient11 at August 31, 2015 12:13 PM (VMZsK)
Something we can agree on. I met him last fall, he came to a Tillis fundraiser.
He is a drip and boring. I was a delegate for his dad, hello, I tried to chat him up and he acted like he wanted to be playing a video game or something.
His speech was so bad, a third of the people left in the middle of it.
Posted by: GOPe at August 31, 2015 12:27 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2015 12:27 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 31, 2015 12:27 PM (E5UB0)
More and more, I'm becoming convinced that the GOPe is actually a division of the Dimocrat Party. I don't see any daylight between the two. On social issues, maybe. But overall, they crave their power just as much as the Prog/Com Dims and will do their best to quell any attempt by anyone to diminish it.
See Party, Tea.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 31, 2015 12:27 PM (LUgeY)
Trump tells CNN that Fiorina obviously deserves a spot in the next debate. And unless they allow her in, he'll simply give his spot to her.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 31, 2015 12:27 PM (/eTPT)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 31, 2015 12:27 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2015 12:27 PM (PfVjp)
But there's the distinct possibility that it's now impossible for ANY Republican candidate to win the Presidency.
I mean, there were folks here that actually thought Romney was going to win.
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at August 31, 2015 12:27 PM (SCcgT)
But, that quote is from two and a half yeas ago."***
That's why I'm heading to that local meetup of his supporters in a couple of weeks. To find out if there's anything more current or to let them know they're losing support because of that silly position.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 31, 2015 12:28 PM (Wckf4)
have the mettle to do conservative things, at every job he's had.
Regardless of the blowback, or what special interest gets angry, he will
do what he says, and that is rare. That said, he is running a poorly
focused campaign of reacting, instead of focusing on his issues and
attacking."
I'd say that almost all of this is exactly right.
I do think that he bought into the Trump hype too much and tried to get out ahead of it instead of staying on-message as he did in the first debate and immediately after. People on the right complain constantly about how the MSM/DNC want to get our best candidates into traps, yet we "jump" when they say "jump" every time the push forward people or ideas that are explicitly designed to get our candidates into traps.
People were all buying right into the "Walker is boring" meme the MSM/DNC were pushing right after the debate and I think he mistakenly fell into that trap.
The stuff he's done with the Obamacare repeal/replace plan is the best of any of them, and his speech/policy announcement on foreign policy at the Citadel was similarly as strong. I hope he sticks to this kind of substantive approach and stays out of the Trump weeds going forward.
Posted by: trumpetdaddy at August 31, 2015 12:28 PM (ljZD2)
ROFL
Not. Enough. Popcorn.
People will be asking in the future, "where were you during the great popcorn shortage of 2016 daddy?"
Posted by: wrg500 at August 31, 2015 12:28 PM (C278+)
Not. Enough. Popcorn.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 12:26 PM (kff5f)
My sister makes a killer popcorn cake. M&M's, peanuts, gooey, sticky, yummy stuff.
And then there's those "pop-chips" things . . . popcorn reprocessed into chip form.
We may need to consider branching out, as we may need to create a whole popcorn menu if this thing keeps getting weirder.
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 12:28 PM (JvPqF)
Hubert Heaver
Posted by: Maud at August 31, 2015 12:29 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 31, 2015 12:29 PM (C9pBZ)
Is Miss Lindsey still in negative territory?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 31, 2015 12:29 PM (5buP8)
Posted by: filbert
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Question: do the regulars here call ace "ewok" because he is short? Or because he likes cute furry animals?
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 31, 2015 12:29 PM (E5UB0)
Hell, put the illegal criminals on boats bound for Cuba.
But ultimately, if you can work here, your kids can go to school here, and you can get 1st world healthcare for free here, they're going to come.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 31, 2015 12:29 PM (XiVKO)
Can you share what you get with us ...
Please?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 12:29 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 31, 2015 12:30 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: RedWhiteandTrue at August 31, 2015 12:30 PM (J9rqz)
I know. Cute, wasn't it?
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 31, 2015 12:30 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at August 31, 2015 12:30 PM (L9txZ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl
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Threadwinnah. That's a keeper.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 31, 2015 12:30 PM (E5UB0)
Nothing about his past comments regarding specific types of guns though.
Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at August 31, 2015 12:30 PM (HstNY)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 31, 2015 12:27 PM (0O7c5)
Thank goodness. I have enough to worry about with all the hand-babies.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at August 31, 2015 12:30 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2015 12:25 PM (gf8BH)
Oh. THAT'S what underwear is for!!!
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 12:30 PM (JvPqF)
Then, Sununu told me I was going to win in NH, because of my wide popularity among the state power brokers. Uh-uh, not working.
South Carolina was mine for the taking, except, now, not.
Where or where can I win? Florida? Whooooo-boy, if I lose Florida.....
http://bit.ly/1PH0jaV
Posted by: Jebbie! at August 31, 2015 12:31 PM (TxJGV)
Posted by: dogfish at August 31, 2015 12:10 PM (jWtyG)
The Pennsylvania Avenue projects.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 31, 2015 12:31 PM (oKE6c)
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If Bernie doesn't get the nomination, he will throw his support to whoever does. Biden/Warren/O'Malley -- Mike Hammer
Posted by: Maud at August 31, 2015 12:31 PM (9mTYi)
Oh please be true. Crap I think I just came in my pants
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2015 12:25 PM (gf8BH)
IF that happened there wouldn't be enough pudding in the nation for all the dipping the horde would do. But I think the Dems exercise greater discipline over their party members than the GOP does.
Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at August 31, 2015 12:31 PM (RD7QR)
I will say, one think a President could do overnight and solve the border issue is simply use the military or National Guard.
Posted by: Coolio at August 31, 2015 12:24 PM (/HKwL)
the fact is that we do not have a problem with Immigration LAW... we have a problem with the US Courts.
A Court just declared that illegals DO have 2nd Amendment Rights to carry arms...
Because they have all the rest of the Rights...
And it was the Courts who declared Dual Citizenship OK... even though the Law said, and still says, you give up your other citizenship when you become a US Citizen... (even the oath still says that)...
And it was the COURTs who said Illegals get the same State benefits (such as Schools) as Citizens get... even with laws that said otherwise...
The Courts have been making immigration LAW, in direct contravention of the Constitution for generations....
Posted by: Trump's VP selection process at August 31, 2015 12:31 PM (qh617)
I didn't think he could run as a Democrat? He is registered with the Socialist party no?
Posted by: Cheri at August 31, 2015 12:31 PM (oiNtH)
He self identifies as an Underoos wearing Ewok.
Who are we to judge?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 12:31 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 31, 2015 12:29 PM (E5UB0)
Because he's cute and cuddly, and will rip your lungs out, Jim.
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 12:32 PM (JvPqF)
Posted by: rrpjr at August 31, 2015 12:15 PM (s/yC1)
Just my opinion, but if Trump does win the nomination he might very well pull a Reagan and pick someone like Kasich, i.e. a perceived centrist/policy wonk, as his running mate to "balance" the ticket. Note that I'm not saying I'm in favor of this, just that it could happen.
Posted by: HTL at August 31, 2015 12:32 PM (YrG6T)
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Heh. How could I leave out front-runner Hillary!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2015 12:32 PM (9mTYi)
Is Miss Lindsey still in negative territory?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
This poll has Graham at 0%
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 12:32 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: RedWhiteandTrue at August 31, 2015 12:32 PM (J9rqz)
Posted by: trump at August 31, 2015 12:32 PM (PfVjp)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2015 12:32 PM (LA7Cm)
Hey, hey, hey now,, all you bitter clingers get off Jeb! He's a great American, heck,, he even gave me an award! *hic*...
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 31, 2015 12:33 PM (HSmrB)
I know many people that think "assault weapon" means fully automatic machine gun, which is why the Left likes to use that term so much.
Posted by: Coolio at August 31, 2015 12:33 PM (/HKwL)
Because Prince Reebus apparently forgot what they learned from that big ol' lessons learned survey they sent out after the 2012 debacle.
Because at some point, they have to get a different result from the same inputs, right?
Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 31, 2015 12:33 PM (Wckf4)
That would be epic.
I wouldn't want her to, but someone doing it for her, or a group bringing the alleged discrimination to light
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 31, 2015 12:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Hillary's Victims at August 31, 2015 12:33 PM (bSp2p)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2015 12:33 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: GOPe at August 31, 2015 12:34 PM (0FSuD)
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just pass a 1% tax on re-fried beans. Or 5% tax of the salaries of all utility infielders.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 31, 2015 12:34 PM (/eTPT)
Posted by: Feh at August 31, 2015 12:34 PM (bSp2p)
Trump tells CNN that Fiorina obviously deserves a spot in the next debate. And unless they allow her in, he'll simply give his spot to her.
Wouldn't happen.
Though what might happen is that he'd "accidentally" call Jeb or Huckabee "Ms. Fiorina."
That would be epic.
I can see it:
"You know that's a really great question, and I'm glad you asked that question. I think the American people are fed up with Washington politicians. You can ask Ms. Fiorina there... oh, sorry, I mean Mr. Bush."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 12:34 PM (kff5f)
Well now, that's disappointing. RPM dropped to only 275. You are beginning to sound almost reasonable.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2015 12:34 PM (aRgrb)
Posted by: An Observation at August 31, 2015 12:34 PM (L9txZ)
If the '012 election hadn't been rigged by TFG, Lois Lerner, and the Chicago Malfeasance Machine (now firmly ensconced in DC), Mitt would've won.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 31, 2015 12:34 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Cheri at August 31, 2015 12:34 PM (oiNtH)
Please?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 12:29 PM (VPLuQ)"***
Be happy to, but it looks like a small Pub meetup, so I'm not expecting much to be honest.
Can't say the fact that it's at an Irish pub didn't play a huge factor in determining my participation.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 31, 2015 12:34 PM (Wckf4)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 31, 2015 12:34 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Feh at August 31, 2015 12:35 PM (bSp2p)
Oh please be true. Crap I think I just came in my pants
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2015 12:25 PM (gf8BH)
Four way election???
Biden, Jeb!, Trump, Sanders?
THAT would be an epic bitch slap to the two parties...
Posted by: Trump's VP selection process at August 31, 2015 12:35 PM (qh617)
Posted by: prescient11 at August 31, 2015 12:05 PM (VMZsK)
Sorry, but I can't follow the logic on that one. How can the MSM be accused of 'pushing' Fiorina when she's being relegated to the second tier CNN debate in spite of her strong showing in the Fox debate and recent poll numbers that consistently put her in thefirst tier pack?
As an aside, who the hell is supporting John Kasich? I know this sounds like a Pauline Kael 'Nobody I know voted for Nixon' remark, but I genuinely don't know of anyone anywhere who champions the guy. Where is his support coming from?
Posted by: troyriser at August 31, 2015 12:35 PM (Bvf82)
Right now he's doing pretty well. Closing the gap with Hillary quite effectively.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 31, 2015 12:35 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: @votermom at August 31, 2015 12:35 PM (cbfNE)
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Is that a way to try to get the VP slot?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 31, 2015 12:35 PM (/eTPT)
But there's the distinct possibility that it's now impossible for ANY Republican candidate to win the Presidency.
I mean, there were folks here that actually thought Romney was going to win.
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at August 31, 2015 12:27 PM (SCcgT)
This is true. This is why CAC always wants to ask candidates what their plan for winning PA is: because otherwise, the numbers just don't add up for the GOP.
Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at August 31, 2015 12:35 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Feh at August 31, 2015 12:35 PM (bSp2p)
Right, There's just always going to be an incentive for the 3rd world to come to the 1st world.
Simple as that, and because we have due process and are a somewhat free society, some are going to always fall through the cracks and prefer to live in the shadows of a 1st world country , still living much better than where they came from.
Keeping them PHYSICALLY out is the best defense. We then can work on the "magnet" part of the problem once we get the floodgates closed.
Posted by: Coolio at August 31, 2015 12:36 PM (/HKwL)
I would think that the intimacy of a smaller setting would allow for more face to face, with eye contact, and a chance to read body language.
Wish I could be there.
Have fun.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 12:37 PM (VPLuQ)
Which is why I'm now more interested in Americans than their politicians.
Right now, what I see is a whole lot of "no Bush, no Clinton."
Posted by: Feh at August 31, 2015 12:38 PM (bSp2p)
Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2015 12:38 PM (xWW96)
go to school here, and you can get 1st world healthcare for free here,
they're going to come.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 31, 2015 12:29 PM (XiVKO)
Yep. And your kids can go to the effing University of California - free - where they can take remedial ... well, everything ... then pursue a degree in
Just put it on my tab.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 31, 2015 12:39 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at August 31, 2015 12:27 PM (SCcgT)
Bush and Obama got reelected by pretty close to the same margin. Had 2-3% shifted votes, the other would have won. that's still in "jump ball" territory
I'm in the boat that the Media pushes this idea to discourage conservatives from participating in the political process and make them believe the cake is already baked.
If people believe something is unwinnable, they give up and it becomes a self-fulfilling prophesy.
Posted by: Coolio at August 31, 2015 12:39 PM (/HKwL)
imagine the GOP getting behind Fiorina, and declaring "they will not show up at the debate without her."
imagine all the pee-ople
The GOP would actually look like they made ONE right decision for a change. War on Women, Won.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 31, 2015 12:39 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Bernie as Trotsky? I dunno.
I'll believe that Bernie is NOT a party player only when he begins to swing at Hillary openly, ala Trump swinging at Jebbie.
That hasn't happened yet, and I don't expect it. Bernie folding to the BLM thugs suggests that he is long on rhetoric, and short on principle.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2015 12:40 PM (9mTYi)
This is why CAC always wants to ask candidates what their plan for winning PA is: because otherwise, the numbers just don't add up for the GOP.
Posted by: joncelli
Of course, the only Republican to win a Presidential election since 1992 won without winning Pennsylvania.
Twice.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 12:40 PM (kdS6q)
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can we not talk about Hilary's 'gap'?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 31, 2015 12:40 PM (/eTPT)
Sanders isn't a Democrat. He's an independent who is *running* as a Democrat.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 12:40 PM (kff5f)
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He got a death wish or something?
Posted by: The Great _______ Snark at August 31, 2015 12:40 PM (XUKZU)
Right now he's doing pretty well. Closing the gap with Hillary quite effectively.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 31, 2015 12:35 PM (oFCZn)
The Party (i.e. DWS) is freezing out Sanders and whatshisname by refusing to hold any debates with the Empress Dowager.
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 12:41 PM (JvPqF)
Sorry, but I can't follow the logic on that one.
There's virtually no logic in prescient's posts on Trump. He's sort of gone around the bend.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 31, 2015 12:41 PM (39g3+)
I have a pen and a phone. Stop the welfare, use that $ for the fence and executioners. Bullets are cheap.
Posted by: trump at August 31, 2015 12:41 PM (PfVjp)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2015 11:42 AM (TuXs5)
As long as we can still get Hockey Night in Canada, I'm cool with it.
Posted by: Blano at August 31, 2015 12:41 PM (w1ewr)
Ultimately, the only thing that makes sense is they made him a deal to allow it to not split the vote.
I doubt he's gonna crawfish at the last minute and break that deal.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 31, 2015 12:42 PM (XiVKO)
Why not simply invite her up from the stage itself? Make it a "live TV moment" and yes, link it as you say to the "so-called war on women."
The ratings will go beserk. The TV types will love it.
Posted by: Feh at August 31, 2015 12:42 PM (bSp2p)
problem with advocating for her, is it means advocating against another candidate. Party won't want to be seen taking sides.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 31, 2015 12:42 PM (/eTPT)
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Just don't get him wet or feed him after midnight.
Posted by: The Great _______ Snark at August 31, 2015 12:43 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: trumpetdaddy at August 31, 2015 12:43 PM (ljZD2)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale
FIFY
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 31, 2015 12:43 PM (/Ho8c)
Ultimately, the only thing that makes sense is they made him a deal to allow it to not split the vote.
I doubt he's gonna crawfish at the last minute and break that deal.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 31, 2015 12:42 PM (XiVKO)
Get back to us when you can explain "open primaries," too.
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 12:43 PM (JvPqF)
Posted by: Feh at August 31, 2015 12:43 PM (bSp2p)
The ratings will go beserk. The TV types will love it.
Posted by: Feh at August 31, 2015 12:42 PM (bSp2p)
War on Women +1
Destroying biased Media +1
Jeb!'s too much of a coward.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 31, 2015 12:43 PM (qCMvj)
Except that Bernie may be smarter than that. It works for Trump because the base is so pissed at the DOPe.
The Democrat base is *not* pissed - at least not pissed enough - at the Democrat establishment to be open to that. So Sanders has to play a nicer game. The PUMAs were a real thing (though not enough of one) in the 2008 election. If Sanders comes out swinging too hard, they will be again in 2016 - and Sanders knows he can't count on the full Obama coalition.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 12:44 PM (kff5f)
But tying Teh Donald in the polls? I don't buy it. Carson doesn't have anywhere near the name recognition that Trump does. He hasn't had the rallies or the turnout.
Something smells fish-like and it ain't tacos.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 31, 2015 12:44 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2015 12:44 PM (xWW96)
He went on to capture zero delegates.
BTW there's a nice piece from 538 explaining why Trump has a very low probability of winning.
Posted by: TallDave at August 31, 2015 12:44 PM (/s1LA)
This is why CAC always wants to ask candidates what their plan for winning PA is: because otherwise, the numbers just don't add up for the GOP.
Posted by: joncelli
Of course, the only Republican to win a Presidential election since 1992 won without winning Pennsylvania.
Twice.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 12:40 PM (kdS6q)
And since then Virginia has become a blue state and FL has become competitive.
Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at August 31, 2015 12:44 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2015 12:38 PM (xWW96)
A
One day he'd had enough, and stopped feeding them. They raised hell for a while, rummaging throughout his backyard (and the neighborhood), but eventually they stopped coming.
It's almost like a parable.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 31, 2015 12:44 PM (oKE6c)
Nah. Cowboy poetry is the engine. Didn't you get the memo?
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 31, 2015 12:44 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Feh at August 31, 2015 12:44 PM (bSp2p)
Just my view on the coverage.
Also you are sooo right on kasich. He's a fake splitter candidate for team Jeb! Perhaps he takes the mantle.
Folks, ask yourselves, why are there soooo many candidates running? Then look at what states they're from. Then look at primary calendar.
This is all by DESIGN. To prevent cruz or walker, etc. from ever having a chance and letting Jeb! slide in backdoor.
Trump has fucked up the whole thing. Lol
Posted by: prescient11 at August 31, 2015 12:45 PM (VMZsK)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale
They're still "comrades" and Bernie Sanders caucuses with Democrats. He essentially has the same voting record as any other Blue State Democrat.
If he ran, it would be an automatic win for whoever the GOP nominee is, so I'll believe it when I see it.
The Left is much better at patching over differences and uniting then we are.
Posted by: Coolio at August 31, 2015 12:45 PM (/HKwL)
problem with advocating for her, is it means advocating against another candidate. Party won't want to be seen taking sides.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 31, 2015 12:42 PM (/eTPT)
Yes, but if they were smart, which they are not in any stretch of the imagination, they could turn this into a win for the Party, and not hurt each of the individual candidates. It would be a rally around principle. But, like I said, bloodsport, and they have no clue who the voters are.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 31, 2015 12:45 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Eromero at August 31, 2015 12:45 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
I loved how Fiorina blasted Hillary on her latest 'GOP War on Women' stupidity and claiming that the GOP looks at women just as like terrorist do. Fiorina pointed out that women hold higher positions in her campaign and are paid better than in Hillary's. She pointed out that Hillary probably has no interest in watching the PP videos and that PP has nothing to do with women's healthcare. She pointed out that Hillary is just trying to distract from her serious security breaches, the FBI investigation of her, and Benghazi. She was really good.
Posted by: Cheri at August 31, 2015 12:45 PM (oiNtH)
I don't even know any more. Everything has gone crazy. We'll see in a few months how things shape up and it will be more clear then.
I mean, there were folks here that actually thought Romney was going to win.
Most people thought he was going to win. The White House was acting like they thought he was going to win. The press was acting like they thought he was going to win. Its only in hindsight that people suddenly decide it was so obvious he'd lose, because it wasn't.
And to this day when I look at the numbers, they don't add up to an Obama victory. How can someone win the GOP, win the independents, and get a few Dem votes... and lose?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 31, 2015 12:45 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Yo! at August 31, 2015 12:46 PM (q+zA9)
Her better move would to be to improve her performances and make a move from the rear if Trump falters.
He would devastate her on her performance at HP and role in downsizing and using H1bs.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 31, 2015 12:46 PM (eDW1j)
The only place where a tv show called "Blade Wars" is about figure skating.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2015 12:46 PM (E9ede)
The ratings will go beserk. The TV types will love it. "
Damn. That is an excellent idea.
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 31, 2015 12:46 PM (C9pBZ)
Cruz better cuddle up to Trump a little bit more because he is the heir apparent to Trump and his supporters down the road when Trump decides he needs a vacation from running for president when it becomes too boring for him.
Posted by: Jaimo at August 31, 2015 12:47 PM (9U1OG)
Are we allowed to insult people who are clearly fucking nuts if it's based on pure hard facts?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 31, 2015 12:47 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2015 11:42 AM (TuXs5)
The Canadians should be in favor of it. It'll keep our feral Democrats in Detroit from crossing over into Canada.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 31, 2015 12:47 PM (oKE6c)
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Some 60s variety show had an expert, rather resembling Bernie, who would be lowered from the ceiling in a cage every episode for a short rant. Sounds like a job for Bern.
Posted by: The Great _______ Snark at August 31, 2015 12:47 PM (XUKZU)
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can we not talk about Hilary's 'gap'?
What's the spread?
Posted by: wrg500 at August 31, 2015 12:47 PM (C278+)
Good analogy
And yes, your neighbor is bat shit crazy. Raccoons are notorious for carrying rabies. I believe it's the #1 mammal to carry it.
If your toddler ever got bit it very well could kill them
Posted by: Coolio at August 31, 2015 12:48 PM (/HKwL)
And since then Virginia has become a blue state and FL has become competitive.
Posted by: joncelli
Easier to nudge back Virginia and Florida, than try and drag Pennsylvania in a direction it never goes outside of landslide election -- at which point you don't need them anyway.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 12:48 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 12:44 PM (kff5f)
Some of the more aware Democrats are starting to come to the realization that the Dowager Empress might . . . just *might* . . . be a flawed candidate.
Most Democrats, on the other hand, have trouble focusing on the remote long enough to change the channel, let alone understand politics. They just vote for whoever that big glowing thing in front of them tells them to vote for.
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 12:48 PM (JvPqF)
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 31, 2015 12:48 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Eromero at August 31, 2015 12:45 PM (go5uR)
As did the Romans.
And the Carolingians.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 31, 2015 12:48 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Boxes of Premarked Ballots in Dem Poll Workers' Cars at August 31, 2015 12:48 PM (/kI1Q)
Again, to no one's surprise, except perhaps the good samaritans'.
Posted by: Cameron at August 31, 2015 12:49 PM (6aVBb)
Posted by: Coolio
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Multiple parasites all on the same host.
Works for a while, but it always ends badly.
Parasites being parasites, they never take into account the big picture.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2015 12:49 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Cheri at August 31, 2015 12:45 PM (oiNtH)
It's refreshing to find someone who knows who the enemy is, and who is relentless at attacking that enemy with common sense, rational thinking and facts.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 31, 2015 12:49 PM (qCMvj)
Yikes!!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2015 12:50 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: An Observation at August 31, 2015 12:50 PM (L9txZ)
It's almost like a parable.
Posted by: Jay Guevara
Yes, had an elderly woman here who lived in the back country and would come out on her porch to feed the bears at sundown. Everyone including the Sheriff, neighbors, and her family begged her to stop doing it. It turned in to dozens of bears getting more aggressive at her place every night.
She was on the phone one night with her son when she told him that she could hear and see an adult male harassing a cub and that she wanted to go out and break it up. He begged her not to.....the found what was left of her body the next day.
Parable indeed.
Posted by: Cheri at August 31, 2015 12:50 PM (oiNtH)
Hmm, kinda like the Maine twins did. Except for the caucus part.
Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2015 12:50 PM (PfVjp)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 31, 2015 12:47 PM (oKE6c)
Plus they have a problem with guns being toted over into Toronto, and/with the gangs.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 31, 2015 12:51 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 31, 2015 12:45 PM (39g3+)
The Dems panicked and over-cheated. The results out of Philly were ridiculous but enough to get PA. Ditto the other urban strongholds in battleground states.
This is why Black Lives Matter is happening. The Dems need black turnout despite a pasty candidate so they can cheat again.
Posted by: @votermom at August 31, 2015 12:51 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Leper Jim at August 31, 2015 12:51 PM (XiVKO)
are notorious for carrying rabies. I believe it's the #1 mammal to
carry it.
If your toddler ever got bit it very well could kill them
Posted by: Coolio at August 31, 2015 12:48 PM (/HKwL)
Exactly. That's why we stayed behind the picture window while this numbskull did his Timothy Treadwell impression. (I wondered if they might go after him; they were getting pretty rowdy.)
We were actually shocked at his stupidity. He and his wife had just invited us over for a drink when he started this out of the blue, beaming stupidly as he went out onto the deck. Unbelievable.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 31, 2015 12:51 PM (oKE6c)
Give me a break. There's no logic in that statement bc it's an observation, not an argument.
But please continue, I'm sure you've got something to say besides nonsensical attacks, right?
Posted by: prescient11 at August 31, 2015 12:51 PM (VMZsK)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 31, 2015 12:51 PM (LUgeY)
Ahem. When (outside of a few years in the late 80s and early 90s) was Byrdland "blue" (as in Democrat)?
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 31, 2015 12:51 PM (C9pBZ)
If a bold candidate stepped off the platform and gave her his position on the podium, that would not only give them a huge boost, it would humiliate CNN and would make people cheer.
There's zero negative for this - a candidate like, say, Jeb Bush who has falling numbers loses nothing by avoiding an early debate but would gain greatly in esteem across the board with voters with a move like that. But nobody will do it. They have too big an ego, too much at stake, and too limited an understanding of the voting public.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 31, 2015 12:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: @votermom at August 31, 2015 12:52 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Reince Priebus at August 31, 2015 12:52 PM (2oWD2)
Can't have the public seeing nothing but rich old white men when the Dems have Hillary, O'Malley, Bernie, and Biden can we
Posted by: kbdabear at August 31, 2015 12:19 PM (GrXXa)
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BINGO.
BTW, the benefit of having people like, say, Carson and Fiorina on stage or on a ticket is not really to get more black or female votes. It is to break or at least weaken the meme for the squishy 'moderates,' who otherwise buy into the narrative.
The LIVs' attachment to the narrative is superficial and can be broken by superficial displays.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 31, 2015 12:53 PM (cN9Sk)
Or, he's teaching us a lesson.
Or, Batman is going really well for him right now.
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 12:53 PM (JvPqF)
There's a lot of theories that have merit, but ultimately they just ginned up the turnout in the black community to off the charts levels that no one was predicting and our side just did a poor job with that. A better nominee and a better get out the vote could have beaten Obama.
I 100% do not believe that this country cannot elect a "non-Democrat" for President, and anyone who says that is a troll with an agenda in my opinion.
I mean, no one ever said when Nixon or Reagan won 49 states that "no Democrat will ever be President again"
If Republicans did poorly in the off term elections, I would be more open to the idea that the demographics have radically changed. Instead, it's some of the highest margins on 100 years
Posted by: Coolio at August 31, 2015 12:53 PM (/HKwL)
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 31, 2015 12:54 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Grimaldi at August 31, 2015 12:54 PM (gnnZ7)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2015 12:54 PM (LA7Cm)
Look at what states they're from. Look at primary schedule state by state. Aside from a few THEY were all fake candidates to let Jeb! slide in.
It's like I'm taking crazy pills. Graham is an embarrasment but he's still in there. Why? Splitter for third primary state, SC.
Posted by: prescient11 at August 31, 2015 12:54 PM (VMZsK)
Posted by: Cheri at August 31, 2015 12:54 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: @votermom
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Same true of Nixon/Kennedy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2015 12:55 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 31, 2015 12:51 PM (oKE6c)
Must admit I find people who get Mother Nature payback (but not seriously hurt or scared) while doing dumb shit with wild animals pretty funny.
Posted by: troyriser at August 31, 2015 12:55 PM (Bvf82)
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 31, 2015 12:55 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Double Wide Debbie at August 31, 2015 12:55 PM (nFICN)
If it's two hours that means I'm playing Batman.
Posted by: ace at August 31, 2015 11:54 AM (dciA+)
Damn, nice life you have there.
Posted by: Blano at August 31, 2015 12:55 PM (w1ewr)
That is not gentlemanly, that's a sissy.
Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2015 12:56 PM (PfVjp)
Finally, have you seen where that border is? It's fricking freezing half the year, impassable without a vehicle most of the year. Checkpoints at the roads is plenty enough for 95% of the North. Smugglers of Labatt's Light will always find a way to deliver, given the demand, wut?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 31, 2015 12:56 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: trumpetdaddy at August 31, 2015 12:43 PM (ljZD2)
Well, there you go. Anyone who fails to appreciate the total artery-clogging awesomeness that is poutine simply cannot be called a Moron.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2015 12:56 PM (aRgrb)
Obama told the Jewish publication Forward theres not a smidgen of evidence to back up the charge.
Weasel Zippers
There are a lot of smidgens in the Fredo Admin, like there are Buffers in the Corleone Admin
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2015 12:56 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: wrg500 at August 31, 2015 12:47 PM (C278+)
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To borrow some vernacular from our esteemed Mr Trump.
"Its YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE."
Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2015 12:57 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Grimaldi
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You were thing of the musical group, Stump the Band.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2015 12:57 PM (9mTYi)
French fries with brown gravy and cheese, right?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2015 12:57 PM (LA7Cm)
There's always the twit at the beach tossing out bread (or whatever) to the "pretty little birdies", who within minutes is screaming at the flock of gulls diving in and tearing everything to shreds...
followed by another twit not ten minutes later doing the exact same thing.
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 31, 2015 12:57 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2015 12:57 PM (xWW96)
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You misspelled "Canuck".
Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2015 12:57 PM (8XRCm)
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I've always made this point as well. Anyone thinking Virginia has been traditionally red either doesn't live here or isn't up on VA history. Or both.
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at August 31, 2015 12:58 PM (SCcgT)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2015 12:58 PM (NOIQH)
Can you imagine what the World would say if Israel did that?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2015 12:58 PM (gf8BH)
Hell, you can make it with a duck gravy and it'll basically ruin all other foods from that point forward.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 31, 2015 12:59 PM (XiVKO)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2015 12:58 PM (NOIQH)
A metric shit ton.
Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2015 12:59 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: RedWhiteandTrue at August 31, 2015 12:59 PM (J9rqz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2015 12:59 PM (9mTYi)
That's what it is?
Definitely a lubricant, so, not inaccurate.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 31, 2015 01:00 PM (LUgeY)
accusations he has faced since signing the nuclear deal with Iran.
Obama told the Jewish publication Forward theres not a smidgen of evidence to back up the charge.
"Not a smidgen?" You're sure they didn't ask him if there were any intelligence in his Administration?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 31, 2015 01:00 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: troyriser at August 31, 2015 12:55 PM (Bvf82)
Most people's closest encounters with nature is their, or their neighbors' pet dog or cat.
They have no concept of 'wild animal."
Encounters of this class of people with truly wild/feral animals generally result in hilarity. For certain definitions of hilarity.
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 01:00 PM (JvPqF)
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Rocket scientist that one.
Kanye said he is running in 2020.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2015 01:00 PM (8XRCm)
either wins (and governs as the liberal Democrat that he actually is),
or he loses (to Joe F'n Biden, once the press removes the kid gloves
with which they're currently handling Trump), I can come back here and
dole out great assholish heaping helpings of "I told you so".
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And if you are right and do as you say, you'll be meet with a heaping helping of "I don't give a fuck, we were headed down that road anyway with the GOPe candidates."
See, Trump is the float to ruin the parade in Animal House.
We're so far gone, our only hope is to bring down the temple.
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 31, 2015 01:00 PM (ZvKdv)
Ahem. When (outside of a few years in the late 80s and early 90s) was Byrdland "blue" (as in Democrat)?
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 31, 2015 12:51 PM (C9pBZ)
It went to Obama in both '08 and '12.
Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at August 31, 2015 01:00 PM (RD7QR)
Thanks. Your quoting Miley is testing my resolve to refrain from personal attacks. Need the practice.
Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2015 01:01 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 31, 2015 01:01 PM (39g3+)
dole out great assholish heaping helpings of "I told you so".
What part of "burn it down" are you not understanding?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 01:01 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: RedWhiteandTrue at August 31, 2015 01:01 PM (J9rqz)
They have no concept of 'wild animal."
Encounters of this class of people with truly wild/feral animals generally result in hilarity. For certain definitions of hilarity.
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 01:00 PM (JvPqF)
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..... and these people also like to call themselves "environmentalists".
Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2015 01:01 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: RedWhiteandTrue at August 31, 2015 01:02 PM (J9rqz)
Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2015 12:57 PM (xWW96)
Yes, and intelligent and surprisingly dextrous to boot. They're quite good at dealing with gates, trash can lids, etc.
I wouldn't have stepped out on that deck with a couple dozen rambunctious raccoons on it, never mind letting my toddler do it. Madness.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 31, 2015 01:02 PM (oKE6c)
Come with me to watch girl's gymnastics practice some Saturday.
Posted by: Roman Polanski at August 31, 2015 01:03 PM (8ZskC)
It's like I'm taking crazy pills. Graham is an embarrasment but he's still in there. Why? Splitter for third primary state, SC.
Posted by: prescient11
I just don't buy into that, I don't think politicians go through the meat grinder of running for President and twisting donors arms all because they so love Jeb Bush and want him to win. I doubt if many of these guys have so much as met the guy.
And most of them actually take away Establishment votes. A Graham voter or a Kasich voter is a Jeb voter, so how does it help Jeb?
They run because every politician has a giant ego and they all want to be President. If they have a state that's early in the line up, they have the outside possibility of catching fire, so they take their shot and maybe next time around they get a little closer. Or maybe get on the VP slot and are next in line.
I just don't buy into the big conspiracies, I just see it being a lot of ego.
Posted by: Coolio at August 31, 2015 01:03 PM (/HKwL)
Encounters of this class of people with truly wild/feral animals generally result in hilarity. For certain definitions of hilarity.
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 01:00 PM (JvPqF)
He's looking at me, isn't he?
Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at August 31, 2015 01:03 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 31, 2015 01:03 PM (mf5HN)
Tiny Url http://variety.com/2015/tv/news/barack-obama-gear-grylls-nbc-1201581763/
Posted by: Can I Get A Barf Bag Here? at August 31, 2015 01:03 PM (Q8y6V)
Kasich has no percentage. He is the D-Day of the campaign ("Daniel Simpson Day... Has no grade point average. All classes incomplete").
Kasich Fever, catch it!
Posted by: wooga at August 31, 2015 01:04 PM (bplPQ)
***
Rare surveillance photo of the head Ewok in action:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/qz7u8pv
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 31, 2015 01:04 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: RedWhiteandTrue at August 31, 2015 01:02 PM (J9rqz)
We haven't had an insult thread since I can remember. We need to go to the mattresses every 5 years, every 10 years. Gets the bad blood out.
Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at August 31, 2015 01:04 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Cheri at August 31, 2015 12:54 PM (oiNtH)
There's a shitload of islamic cells in the USA, too. Where did the
Garland shooters come from, but a mosque in Phoenix. IIRC, all the 9/11 hijackers entered the USA legally.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2015 01:04 PM (aRgrb)
Posted by: Can I Get A Barf Bag Here? at August 31, 2015 01:05 PM (Q8y6V)
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 31, 2015 01:03 PM (mf5HN)
Open Borders Fanatic!
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 01:05 PM (JvPqF)
Posted by: @votermom at August 31, 2015 01:05 PM (cbfNE)
Arrgh. Didn't put in "not" there... kinda ruined the whole thingy then.
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 31, 2015 01:05 PM (C9pBZ)
Tiny Url http://variety.com/2015/tv/news/barack-obama-gear-grylls-nbc-1201581763/
Posted by: Can I Get A Barf Bag Here? at August 31, 2015 01:03 PM (Q8y6V)
We (or more accurately, "they") didn't elect a President. They elected a Prom King.
Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at August 31, 2015 01:05 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at August 31, 2015 01:05 PM (SCcgT)
Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at August 31, 2015 01:04 PM (RD7QR)
We need to get all rapey first, don't we?
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 01:05 PM (JvPqF)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 31, 2015 01:06 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: RedWhiteandTrue at August 31, 2015 01:06 PM (J9rqz)
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 01:00 PM (JvPqF)
Rule #1 for going outside: Outside is trying to kill you.
Rule #2: We're not the top of the food chain for any reason other than our Brains. Turn off that little part of your brain that should see other creatures either as predator or prey at your own risk.
My personal belief is that 3 sentient squirrels working together would have pretty good luck against the modern man.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 31, 2015 01:06 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at August 31, 2015 01:06 PM (SCcgT)
See, Trump is the float to ruin the parade in Animal House.
Yep. He's a giant not foam middle finger to the GOP establishment and politicians in general. He's the American people saying "the hell with both parties." And the more the establishment and the press freaks out, the more attractive he becomes.
There's a lot of theories that have merit, but ultimately they just ginned up the turnout in the black community to off the charts levels that no one was predicting and our side just did a poor job with that
Just how many black voters who only voted in 2012 do you really think there are??
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 31, 2015 01:06 PM (39g3+)
Why should CNN change their methodology that was set months ago? Carly the RINO whiner must have sand stuck in her vagina.
Posted by: Melissa at August 31, 2015 01:06 PM (oVJwL)
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 31, 2015 01:06 PM (C9pBZ)
Ahem. When (outside of a few years in the late 80s and early 90s) was Byrdland "blue" (as in Democrat)?
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 31, 2015 12:51 PM (C9pBZ)
It went to Obama in both '08 and '12.
Posted by: joncelli
And then Republican McDonnell won the state by like 20 points in 2009 and brought a huge Republican Legislature with it.
McDonnell's issues were at least part of the reason Cuccinelli lost.
It's a purple state that has trended against us, but it's not unwinnable for a Republican.
Posted by: Coolio at August 31, 2015 01:06 PM (/HKwL)
I would have said you can have them all until someone upthread mentioned making the gravy with duck fat.
And if you fried the Timbits in duck fat...
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 31, 2015 01:07 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 31, 2015 01:07 PM (NHtMs)
What's going to be most fun about that is we get to say
'Hey, we nominated a northeastern liberal with crossover appeal like you guys are always telling us we need to do, because 'electable' '.
Posted by: Methos at August 31, 2015 01:07 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: RedWhiteandTrue at August 31, 2015 01:07 PM (J9rqz)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 12:48 PM (kdS6q)
You're not going to nudge Virginia back unless you gut Washington. Its now filled with people that work in the government that they will always go with their self interest. And so many Beltway style Republicans that they will work for a Democrat rather than risk voting for a Republican that might be "too extreme" for their tastes.
Posted by: Edna Mode at August 31, 2015 01:07 PM (zt+N6)
And sharp-assed little teeth too. Get ahold of you and he'll do some tearing up.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2015 01:07 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Amos Grossback at August 31, 2015 01:07 PM (kUjwP)
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Are those Twinkies that he is carrying?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2015 01:07 PM (9mTYi)
Still don't know what Timbits are. Your Yankee/Canuck foodstuffs frighten and confuse me.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 31, 2015 01:07 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 31, 2015 12:04 PM (Wckf4)
Crispy sock collection??? Jesus Jenny, you owe me the whiskey and diet 7Up I just spit all over my keyboard.
Posted by: Blano at August 31, 2015 01:07 PM (w1ewr)
Posted by: Rufus T at August 31, 2015 01:07 PM (oVJwL)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 31, 2015 01:06 PM (kKHcp)
You are correct. I have a squirrel. Sharp as hell and hates the world, especially Alexthechick.
Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2015 01:08 PM (xWW96)
"Virginia has become a blue state"
Ahem. When (outside of a few years in the late 80s and early 90s) was Byrdland "blue" (as in Democrat)?"
I hear you, but demographics are different. Arlington and Fairfax counties are now just flooded with Fed Gov workers, and they overwhelmingly prefer Dems.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 31, 2015 01:08 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 31, 2015 01:08 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2015 01:08 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
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Wait until they start talking about 'Smoked meat sandwiches'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2015 01:08 PM (9mTYi)
Anyone thinking Virginia has been traditionally red either doesn't live here or isn't up on VA history. Or both.
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller
Red 8 out of the last 10.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 01:09 PM (kdS6q)
Life's a fucking mystery.
Posted by: jwest at August 31, 2015 01:09 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 31, 2015 01:06 PM (C9pBZ)
He *did* want to "get closer to nature," didn't he?
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 01:09 PM (JvPqF)
"Both Trump and Carson are up big in this poll compared to the July poll. Jeb is way down."
I'm gonna cry.
Posted by: Rick Wilson, GOP Strategist at August 31, 2015 01:09 PM (OD2ni)
He's flapping that cape, and pounding that controller like it owes him money.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 01:09 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 01:09 PM (VPLuQ)
Another euphemism?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2015 01:10 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: prescient11
Cut. Jib.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 31, 2015 01:10 PM (NHtMs)
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 01:05 PM (JvPqF)
My theory is that if someone can make it through the snow, wilderness, polar bears, brown bears, grizzly bears and rattlesnakes, then mazel tov but you better have my Timbits.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 31, 2015 01:10 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 01:09 PM (JvPqF)
The bears were his bestis buddies. Had him and his GF over for dinner.....
Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2015 01:10 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Nip Sip at August 31, 2015 01:10 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2015 01:10 PM (2Ojst)
A bit early to go full ONT, but . . .
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 01:10 PM (JvPqF)
Play with knives and you will get cut.
Posted by: Infidel at August 31, 2015 01:11 PM (PfVjp)
No Sh**... er, we've beat that joke to death, no?
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 31, 2015 01:11 PM (C9pBZ)
Still don't know what Timbits are. Your Yankee/Canuck foodstuffs frighten and confuse me.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 31, 2015 01:07 PM (LUgeY)
Donut Holes. That's probably what you know them by. They're only called Timbits by Tim Hortons.
Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2015 01:11 PM (zt+N6)
I just don't buy into the big conspiracies, I just see it being a lot of ego.
Yeah, these guys all think its their chance, their time. They believe they are truly great and destined for big things, that they can fix everything and lead the nation to a better place. The ego in anyone who would seriously run for president is vast. Yuuuge, even.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 31, 2015 01:11 PM (39g3+)
>>>I'm calling it right now, there is going to be a Trump-Cruz ticket.
Posted by: prescient11
Put down the bong.
Posted by: Nip Sip at August 31, 2015 01:11 PM (0FSuD)
My personal belief is that 3 sentient squirrels working together would have pretty good luck against the modern man.
When I go out on my inlaws 150 acres, I go with no less than a rifle and a pistol. And that's just to go fishing.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2015 01:11 PM (E9ede)
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 31, 2015 01:12 PM (XiVKO)
When (outside of a few years in the late 80s and early 90s) was Byrdland NOT "blue" (as in Democrat)?"
There. Muchbettergooder.
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 31, 2015 01:12 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 31, 2015 01:10 PM (mf5HN)
I can have Timbits in my hand in under 10 minutes here in West Central Ohio.
Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2015 01:12 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 31, 2015 01:07 PM (LUgeY)
Timbits are simply donut holes; little spheres of donut dough.
Awesome hash, by the way.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2015 01:12 PM (aRgrb)
Posted by: Benji Carver
Massive Muslim immigration there. Honduran and Salvadoran illegals and legals everywhere. All vote Dem.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 31, 2015 01:13 PM (NHtMs)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at August 31, 2015 01:13 PM (1ijHg)
Presidential candidate Rick Perry now has just one paid staffer left on his Iowa team but plans to continue seeking Iowans votes for the GOP caucuses, aides told The Des Moines Register on Monday morning.
Karen Fesler, Perrys Iowa co-chair, has moved back to the team for presidential candidate Rick Santorum, the candidate she supported in the 2012 cycle.
Ooooo -- gut shot!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 01:13 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Benji Carver
Northern Virginia has always had a lot of government workers though. I would love to see a comparison of how many more fed government workers are in VA from 2004 (which Bush won easily) and 2012. My guess is you're talking about .1% of the voter base.
The GOP lost VA in 2014 by a whisker to an entrenched, popular incumbent.
I will concede that VA has gone from reliably red to purple, but it's a winnable state for us. I wouldn't mark it down as say Maryland.
Posted by: Coolio at August 31, 2015 01:14 PM (/HKwL)
Posted by: NUECES at August 31, 2015 01:14 PM (avlDR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2015 01:14 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: Nip Sip at August 31, 2015 01:14 PM (0FSuD)
Not much to add, except ha ha GOPe you brought it on yourselves. 3 non-career politicians leading the pack in Iowa and the 4th you see as an enemy.
You have some work to do getting your GOPe amnesty lovin jeb or kasich to the top. Better get working on the party rules.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 31, 2015 01:14 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Can I Get A Barf Bag Here? at August 31, 2015 01:14 PM (Q8y6V)
Let me guess: they're not smoked or meat.
Nor sandwiches.
Are they?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 31, 2015 01:15 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at August 31, 2015 01:15 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at August 31, 2015 01:15 PM (2Ojst)
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I could hold off half the Navy with just a slingshot and six pissed-off, well-trained oysters on the half shell.
Posted by: Bull Meecham at August 31, 2015 01:15 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 01:09 PM (VPLuQ)
Well, it rhymes with "flapping,"
Posted by: Just Some Guy at August 31, 2015 01:15 PM (vgIRn)
What's going to be most fun about that is we get to say
'Hey, we nominated a northeastern liberal with crossover appeal like you guys are always telling us we need to do, because 'electable' '.
Posted by: Methos at August 31, 2015 01:07 PM (ZbV+0)
Oh. My. Stars. And. Garters.
I hadn't thought of that.
NOOOO DON'T MAKE ME LIKE TRUMP NOOOO
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 31, 2015 01:15 PM (mf5HN)
I'm calling it right now, there is going to be a Trump-Cruz ticket.
Posted by: prescient11
Trump/Thom Tillis
Because you need a stherious consthervative on the ticket....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 01:16 PM (kdS6q)
Back when Mike Flynn was running for congress, I wondered why he didn't go after Sarah Palin's endorsement. Flynn had written an article years ago about how nobody had even heard of Deb Fisher in Nebraska until Palin campaigned for her.
What was the deal?
Posted by: jwest at August 31, 2015 01:16 PM (Zs4uk)
Red Eye gravy is goood. Only people who haven't tried it think it sounds bad.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 31, 2015 01:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2015 01:16 PM (xWW96)
I thought, ya buddy, you bluff like that very often and one day one of those guys will call it.
Posted by: Amos Grossback at August 31, 2015 01:16 PM (kUjwP)
Red Eye gravy is goood. Only people who haven't tried it think it sounds bad.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 31, 2015 01:16 PM (39g3+)
I've had it, couple of times. Don't like it at all.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2015 01:16 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2015 01:16 PM (E9ede)
604 *flamethrows buzzion*
What's going to be most fun about that is we get to say
'Hey, we nominated a northeastern liberal with crossover appeal like you guys are always telling us we need to do, because 'electable' '.
Posted by: Methos at August 31, 2015 01:07 PM (ZbV+0)
Oh. My. Stars. And. Garters.
I hadn't thought of that.
NOOOO DON'T MAKE ME LIKE TRUMP NOOOO
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 31, 2015 01:15 PM (mf5HN)
Corpse desecration is a crime.
And just remember. Trump as President is probably the only way to get Congress to actually do their job and begin rolling back Executive Overreach.
Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2015 01:17 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at August 31, 2015 01:17 PM (Jj/2n)
Grylis introduces Obama to the old trick of rubbing yourself down with salmon oil prior to going into the woods.
Repels mosquitos, or so I've been told.
Bacon grease works also.
And wear a pik-A-Nik basket on your head for sun protection.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 01:18 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Amos Grossback at August 31, 2015 01:16 PM (kUjwP)
It'll be that small female bear who happens to have her two cubs behind her.
Oops.
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 01:18 PM (JvPqF)
Nor sandwiches.
Are they?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 31, 2015 01:15 PM (LUgeY)
Out west in Alberta, it's called "Montreal Smoked Meat", on account of it originated in Jewish delis in Montreal. Similar, if not identical, to pastrami. Yummy, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2015 01:18 PM (aRgrb)
This was a poll of likely caucus goers though, right? Not a poll of everyone in Iowa?
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 31, 2015 01:18 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2015 01:07 PM (LA7Cm)
Opposable thumbs, baby, opposable thumbs.
Posted by: Rocky Raccoon, In Your Trash And Lovin It at August 31, 2015 01:19 PM (Bvf82)
What I first think of on hearing "Running wild" is the song sung by Marilyn Monroe in "Song Like it Hot". Either Jack Lemmon or Tony Curtis (dressed as women) sing part of it too. So now I'm thinking of Obama in drag-running wild.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2015 01:19 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 31, 2015 01:20 PM (NHtMs)
Because you need a stherious consthervative on the ticket....
Posted by: Laurie David
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Nip's ears are likely burning... or not.
Posted by: Bull Meecham at August 31, 2015 01:20 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 31, 2015 01:20 PM (xq1UY)
Because you need a stherious consthervative on the ticket....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 01:16 PM (kdS6q)
Greg Brannon was unavailable for comment, he is still trying to pay off his judgement for stock fraud.
Posted by: Nip Sip at August 31, 2015 01:20 PM (0FSuD)
"The GOP lost VA in 2014 by a whisker to an entrenched, popular incumbent.
I will concede that VA has gone from reliably red to purple, but it's a winnable state for us. I wouldn't mark it down as say Maryland."
Oh I agree with you that VA is still winnable, but it will require a good candidate and effort. Romney ran an awful GOTV effort there.They should have studied what Rove did in 2004.However, as a resident of MD, it is weird to have a conservative governor while VA has McCauliffe.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 31, 2015 01:20 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2015 01:21 PM (9mTYi)
The problem is you go too far. Its one thing to say "I like what Trump is saying because F the GOP and why not someone crazy to shake things up?"
Its another entirely to say "well tax increases on the rich are okay because its just this once, and who cares if until this year he was a solid Democrat and is now campaigning with Bill Clinton's rhetoric from 1992, because he's secretly really conservative and he's guaranteed to win and anyone who disagrees is a total Jeb Bush fan!!1!!1!"
I mean... being a fanboy for a politician like those drooling idiots for Obama in '08 is just ugly and humiliating.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 31, 2015 01:21 PM (39g3+)
Stop picking on the Wardroom, and come on down to the Mess Decks and Goat Locker for a bit.
J/K
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 01:21 PM (VPLuQ)
Thanks. It's named after Pixy's hamster that was sacrificed in order to get me unbanninated.
He will not be forgotten. Also, please to be using the soft "G" so as not to confuse with oyster.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 31, 2015 01:21 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Eromero at August 31, 2015 01:21 PM (go5uR)
So there's an angry grassroots rebellion against the Republican establishment class, but the debates are going to continue to be held predominantly on liberal networks such as CNN, moderated by liberals, and asking the sorts of ridiculously biased questions that liberal "moderators" asked in 2012, because the idiots from the establishment Republicans who sit on the debate commission didn't see anything wrong with that idea.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 31, 2015 01:22 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Rocky Raccoon, In Your Trash And Lovin It at August 31, 2015 01:19 PM (Bvf82)
Sure helped you out when I stole your woman and shot you down in the saloon. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Posted by: Danny boy at August 31, 2015 01:22 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Let me know when this gets old. at August 31, 2015 01:22 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: Prez'nit Denali at August 31, 2015 01:22 PM (Jj/2n)
Which reminds me, a Henry Big Boy would be pretty sweet. Though I don't think I've ever seen one locally.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 31, 2015 01:22 PM (XiVKO)
WSJ is now comparing Trump to Wallace in 68
http://tinyurl.com/q5tbyav
Posted by: Nip Sip at August 31, 2015 01:23 PM (0FSuD)
Most of the others on the Perry team have already found jobs with other GOP organizations.
Perry's unpaid Iowa strategist Bob Haus said "There is a light at the end of the tunnel, we've seen it, and we'll emerge."
Mein Fuehrer -- Steiner....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 01:23 PM (kdS6q)
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Tillis, on the other hand, is making his payments right on time.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2015 01:23 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Amos Grossback at August 31, 2015 01:24 PM (kUjwP)
Well, imaginative casting and counting --- i.e., fraud --- helps at the margins too.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 31, 2015 01:24 PM (cN9Sk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 31, 2015 01:23 PM (9mTYi)
Mike, Lame. If you want to fvck with Thom, you should have said "Tillis is GETTING his payments right on time."
Try again.
Posted by: Nip Sip at August 31, 2015 01:24 PM (0FSuD)
The concept that Rick Santorum is even considered a "presidential candidate" is very concerning
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 31, 2015 01:25 PM (ZQfW9)
WSJ is now comparing Trump to Wallace in 68
Wallace, Huey Long...
These people sure do like to compare Trump to people who got shot while running for president.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 31, 2015 01:25 PM (Oodza)
CNN is still employing an algorithm which will most likely keep Mick Huckabee in and kick Carly Fiorina out."
That "algorithm" is a simple rolling average. Transparent and easy to calculate, as those who wish too can and have been doing.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 01:25 PM (kdS6q)
Heh. It amused me. OOOH look, a cat video!
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 31, 2015 01:25 PM (NHtMs)
Try the monument on the San Jacinto river.
I dare you.
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 31, 2015 01:25 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Nip Sip at August 31, 2015 01:23 PM (0FSuD)
Yes I saw that.
They don't make much mention (one brief little aside halfway through the article) of the fact that Wallace was a Democrat.
Just an observation.
But yeah, it's a cheap shot.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 31, 2015 01:25 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 31, 2015 01:25 PM (LA7Cm)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3216957
Wonder how much they paid the 'friend' who handed this over.
Twink rentboy who was getting too old and too chubby to get the expensive dates.
Will any of this show up in the manifesto?
Posted by: The Devoceleraptor (This Week) at August 31, 2015 01:26 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 31, 2015 01:22 PM (XiVKO)
I get their catalog. The Henry's (particularly the big bore 'Big Boy' Henry's) are sweet but waytoo pricey, in my view.
Posted by: troyriser at August 31, 2015 01:26 PM (Bvf82)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 31, 2015 01:25 PM (Oodza)
Well, they never include Robert Kennedy. Or the fact a Palestine Mohammedan shot him
Posted by: Nip Sip at August 31, 2015 01:27 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 01:25 PM (kdS6q)
Yeah, but why a rolling average?
And who decides how long to trail it?
And who decides which polls are involved?
This is how they game these things. It's easy to manipulate the numbers to say whatever you want them to say.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 31, 2015 01:27 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 31, 2015 01:24 PM (cN9Sk)
I'm not sure that, despite the good efforts of True The Vote and others, that the 'margin of fraud' is not steadily increasing in the D's favor.
It may already be borderline impossible for anyone but a D to win a Presidential election because the D's can game the system with dead Chicagoans, bussed in Somalis, mail-in ballots and other trickery.
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 01:27 PM (JvPqF)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 31, 2015 01:25 PM (ZQfW9)
It's his job--no, seriously, I mean it: Running for President is Rick Santorum's profession, what he does, all he does.
Posted by: troyriser at August 31, 2015 01:28 PM (Bvf82)
Posted by: Benji Carver
Agreed
If a Republican can win Maryland on an anti-tax platform, it has to make even the cynics optimistic.
The GOP has made a lot of dumb mistakes that can explain VA. Cuccinelli was a poor nominee and was something of a freak show with his SoCon views (like bringing back sodomy laws) and then you had the backdrop of the outgoing Republican Governor going to prison. But even then, it came down to a whisker.
It's just not a typical Southern state and it's not in the bag for either party.
Posted by: Coolio at August 31, 2015 01:28 PM (/HKwL)
Ah, another fine Rupert Murdoch press organ.
What's Roop gonna do when the wheels finally do come off of the Bush bandwagon? Will he pull the sort of strategic realignment that he did in the UK during the early rise of Tony Blair, where he abruptly changed the editorial line at all of the Murdoch papers to pro-Labour?
Posted by: torquewrench at August 31, 2015 01:28 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: that's just retarded, sir at August 31, 2015 01:28 PM (PfVjp)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 31, 2015 01:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at August 31, 2015 01:29 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 01:29 PM (zSvKA)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3216957
Wonder how much they paid the 'friend' who handed this over.
Twink rentboy who was getting too old and too chubby to get the expensive dates.
Will any of this show up in the manifesto?
Posted by: The Devoceleraptor (This Week) at August 31, 2015 01:26 PM (o+SC1)
Wow, did this guy have problems. I mean, we knew that already, but good grief.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2015 01:29 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: rickb223
I carry that much to go downtown.
Posted by: wrg500 at August 31, 2015 01:29 PM (C278+)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 31, 2015 01:29 PM (oVJmc)
This was a poll of likely caucus goers though, right? Not a poll of everyone in Iowa?
Posted by: mynewhandle
Given that the caucus goer, not the state at large, pick the delegates*, that what matters.
*technically, pick the delegates to pick the delegates to....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 01:30 PM (kdS6q)
Illegal immigrant have nothing to do with it.
Posted by: Nip Sip at August 31, 2015 01:30 PM (0FSuD)
http://on.wsj.com/1MSi3Rx
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 31, 2015 01:30 PM (5HBd1)
Yeah. The old home district was "administered" by Moran's kid and "we don't need no XOM here" Connelly. Amazingly enough, there were as many registered voters as adults.
Voter participation of 100 percent.
Shocking, no?
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 31, 2015 01:30 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 31, 2015 01:29 PM (oVJmc)
The achilles heel was that nobody wanted to vote for Jeb except Karl Rove and a few billionaire slaveowners.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 31, 2015 01:30 PM (Oodza)
Its front-loaded, designed to get name recognition candidates a position above anyone else that's gaining momentum. They started the "average" so early that people like Jeb Bush who is known get a hefty advantage in position despite plunging in the polls.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 31, 2015 01:31 PM (39g3+)
We're no longer allowed to recognize that some life choices have a high probability of leading to unhappiness.
In fact, it's now the norm to blame this unhappiness on other people for being judgey or hatey.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2015 01:32 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 31, 2015 01:32 PM (mvenn)
SoCon views (like bringing back sodomy laws) and then you had the
backdrop of the outgoing Republican Governor going to prison."
Last time this came up, the sodomy laws question drew an indignant answer that, well, yes, he DID support those laws, but ONLY to try to go after child molesters.
Leaving unanswered the question about Cuccunelli's previous statements about homosexuality being "objectively morally disordered", with no qualifications at all about pedophilia added on.
And yes, McDonnell's self inflicted legal troubles were an obvious problem for the GOP. Though McDonnell basically did briefly on a small scale what Terry McAuliffe had previously done on an industrial scale for decades and continues to do to this day.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 31, 2015 01:33 PM (noWW6)
And cats. Lots and lots of cats.
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 31, 2015 01:34 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 31, 2015 01:34 PM (XiVKO)
Huckabee's flavor of Christianity smells a lot like the Unitarian Universalists to me.
I would have argued that the 'politician' GOP field needs to reduce to Walker and Cruz in a hurry if we're going to see a real contest, and I'd have thought Carson would be gone by now, and we'd be down to Trump, Fiorina, Walker, and Cruz.
But Walker's underperformed, Carson's picked up some support from somewhere, and the Kasichs and the Pauls and etc sit there sucking their 5% or so from a couple others, I have no idea where this is going.
Posted by: The Devoceleraptor (Th1s Week) at August 31, 2015 01:34 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 31, 2015 01:24 PM (cN9Sk)
I'm not sure that, despite the good efforts of True The Vote and others, that the 'margin of fraud' is not steadily increasing in the D's favor.
It may already be borderline impossible for anyone but a D to win a Presidential election because the D's can game the system with dead Chicagoans, bussed in Somalis, mail-in ballots and other trickery.
Posted by: filbert
Someone posted a link to an article, I think at NRO, the other day that claimed that there were one or two million illegal votes cast in 2008. How many did Mitt lose by in 2012 again?
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 31, 2015 01:34 PM (NHtMs)
Thanks, have not seen it. Interesting, so Trump is now Mussolini?
You all did see that article in Real Clear Politics by a former McLame staffer accusing him of that, right?
Posted by: Nip Sip at August 31, 2015 01:35 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Roberta the Caitlyn at August 31, 2015 01:36 PM (P6Jv8)
http://on.wsj.com/1MSi3Rx
Paywalled.
Posted by: filbert at August 31, 2015 01:37 PM (JvPqF)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 01:37 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 31, 2015 01:37 PM (P6Jv8)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 31, 2015 01:38 PM (+aCe4)
http://tinyurl.com/nfuo8yl
My apologies. It was only about 700,000 in 2008 according to the study.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at August 31, 2015 01:39 PM (NHtMs)
No whitey after Labor Day!!!
Posted by: Democrats, who want you to forget all their candidates are old and white at August 31, 2015 01:43 PM (hvf9s)
Well, considering that a swing of roughly 400K (IIRC) in a handful of states would've changed the election, I'd say that's a valuable tool for the Dims...
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 31, 2015 01:47 PM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 31, 2015 02:06 PM (5HBd1)
Doesn't work for me, and google doesn't cache wsj.com articles.
Posted by: Not Mitt Romney at August 31, 2015 02:09 PM (TULs6)
Posted by: pyromancer76 at August 31, 2015 02:24 PM (sPfLU)
Posted by: NC Mountain Girl at August 31, 2015 02:28 PM (FHqtt)
The hell of it is...is that the DC morons don't get it and never will. The punditocracy keeps giving the oligarchy advice on what the they can do to 'mend fences'.
Do they really think we would believe anything they say at this point?
I may never trust the GOP again, and that is really a sad state of affairs. I left the Democrats for the same reason.
Posted by: kat at August 31, 2015 04:13 PM (SjUvB)
Disclosure: I'm a self-avowed Carson supporter.
Query: When in your adult lifetime have you seen a leading Presidential candidate (e.g. Ben Carson), criticize a national media outlet (i.e. CNN), for not allowing another impressive Presidential candidate (i.e. Carly Fiornina), for not being allowed to participate in national debates?
Answer: Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? ...
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