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Somewhere near the top.
Posted by: Blano at August 31, 2015 10:11 AM (FTYF8) 2
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Posted by: DJIA Death Watch at August 31, 2015 10:11 AM (evdj2) 3
Oh dang I nailed it! That's twice now.
Posted by: Blano at August 31, 2015 10:12 AM (GA9gG) 4
That's bleak. Almost post-apocalyptic.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2015 10:13 AM (2Ojst) 5
It should be "Evening Gloom"! Where's the light???
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 31, 2015 10:13 AM (rEEK1) 6
Dreary. Seems appropriate.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 31, 2015 10:13 AM (HalrA) 7
That looks less like "evening light" and more like "storm's a coming".
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 31, 2015 10:14 AM (gW5Vg) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 31, 2015 10:15 AM (LUgeY) 9
Winter is coming.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 10:15 AM (49rjL) 10
Lotsa Payne's Gray...
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 31, 2015 10:16 AM (iQIUe) 11
With all this "blacklivesmatter" "coplivesmatter" "alllivesmatter" stuff going around, I'm going to unleash my inner nihilist and throw this one out there:
#nolivesmatter Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2015 10:16 AM (2Ojst) 12
Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 10:16 AM (kff5f) Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 10:17 AM (kff5f) 14
Early autumnal.
Posted by: fluffy at August 31, 2015 10:17 AM (2iV3X) 15
Wow. That's kinda bleak.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 31, 2015 10:17 AM (/Ho8c) 16
What the *hell* is that dude doing to that goat?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 10:17 AM (kff5f) The goat ate his penis pump. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 31, 2015 10:19 AM (gW5Vg) 17
Looks stormy...
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2015 10:19 AM (NOIQH) Posted by: Megan at August 31, 2015 10:19 AM (Eieiq) 19
Luckily for us Floridians, tropical storm Erika is no more. Just like a woman to completely fall apart...
Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2015 10:20 AM (2Ojst) Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2015 10:20 AM (E9ede) 21
"Wow. That's kinda bleak."
In many ways is that not how, in the future, the Obama years will be viewed? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 10:20 AM (VPLuQ) 22
Insomniac, still got Cat 1 hurricane Fred Flintstone for the media to hyperventilate over.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 10:20 AM (49rjL) 23
I saw an ad on TV that perfectly encapsulated the Left's view of the modern American male. The ad was for Angie's list, and it featured a whiny, metrosexual, ninny-of-a-man who didn't want to clean his gutters because it was icky and he was scared of ladders. Let me repeat: not because he was too busy, but it was GROSS and SCARY.
Being a man used to mean doing unpleasant things without whining or making a fuss. Now being a man apparently means getting your wife to hire a contractor to do everything around the house. Luckily I know this caricature of a man exists mainly in the suburbs of blue state-blue cities. Posted by: Brass Bancroft at August 31, 2015 10:21 AM (hAFla) 24
19 Luckily for us Floridians, tropical storm Erika is no more. Just like a woman to completely fall apart...
Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2015 10:20 AM (2Ojst) *flails about* The fucking governor of this state declared a State of Emergency for a storm that, at it's worst, was never going to top a Cat 1. But hey, that sweet sweet FEMA money is out there, so.... Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 31, 2015 10:21 AM (gW5Vg) 25
Oh, who am I kidding, biggest penis guy, of course we'll do some butt-stuff.
Posted by: Megan at August 31, 2015 10:22 AM (XiVKO) 26
22 Insomniac, still got Cat 1 hurricane Fred Flintstone for the media to hyperventilate over.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 10:20 AM (49rjL) Off the coast of Africa, but yeah, sure, I guess. Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2015 10:22 AM (2Ojst) 27
Ugh, yes, that Angie's List ad is the worst.
He's such a nancy-boy that he needs his smarty-pants wife to find a (real) guy to clean his gutters. Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2015 10:22 AM (NOIQH) 28
Into each grey/brown life, some green must fall.
Posted by: MTF at August 31, 2015 10:22 AM (TxJGV) 29
"Wow. That's kinda bleak."
In many ways is that not how, in the future, the Obama years will be viewed? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice I hope so. What I fear is that we'll look back on the Obama years as "the good old days." Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 31, 2015 10:24 AM (/Ho8c) 30
I'm real. I'm furry.
Posted by: Malia's Moustache at August 31, 2015 10:24 AM (gwG9s) 31
The wife will find Paolo quite willing to clean the gutters... IYKWIM.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 10:24 AM (49rjL) 32
The fucking governor of this state declared a State of Emergency for a storm that, at it's worst, was never going to top a Cat 1.
But hey, that sweet sweet FEMA money is out there, so.... Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 31, 2015 10:21 AM (gW5Vg) I don't really fault him for that. It's a legal and procedural CYA, even though the storm wasn't going to be much even if it hit. Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2015 10:24 AM (2Ojst) 33
I like it; there's an oasis in the bleakness.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 31, 2015 10:24 AM (XiVKO) 34
Ugh, yes, that Angie's List ad is the worst.
He's such a nancy-boy that he needs his smarty-pants wife to find a (real) guy to clean his gutters. Posted by: Lizzy Paolo will "power wash" her gutters. IYKWIMAIKTYD. Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2015 10:24 AM (E9ede) 35
I had a Paolo Gutter joke all queued up and I thought to myself 'Self, hit refresh before you post'.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 31, 2015 10:25 AM (evdj2) 36
>>> Luckily I know this caricature of a man exists mainly in the suburbs of blue state-blue cities.
I do my own gutters. Should I feel old or extra manly? Posted by: fluffy; Masshole at August 31, 2015 10:25 AM (2iV3X) 37
4 That's bleak. Almost post-apocalyptic.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2015 10:13 AM (2Ojst) All that's missing are the zombies and/or mutant cyborgs. Posted by: OregonMuse at August 31, 2015 10:26 AM (Eieiq) 38
I never promise to not do that thing in your mouth.
Posted by: Paolo at August 31, 2015 10:26 AM (XiVKO) 39
A cold and dreary day. And look. There's that one lonely duck sitting in that lefthand tree. I believe I can hit him from here.
Posted by: Eromero at August 31, 2015 10:26 AM (go5uR) 40
31 The wife will find Paolo quite willing to clean the gutters... IYKWIM.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 10:24 AM (49rjL) Paolo does not clean the gutters. Paolo makes the gutters quiver and anoints the gutters. This is what Paolo does. Posted by: Paolo at August 31, 2015 10:26 AM (2Ojst) 41
I do my own gutters. Should I feel old or extra manly?
Posted by: fluffy; Masshole at August 31, 2015 10:25 AM (2iV3X) Yes. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 31, 2015 10:26 AM (gW5Vg) 42
I do my neighbor's gutters.
Posted by: Grump928(c) now with 25% more manliness at August 31, 2015 10:26 AM (evdj2) 43
Can anyone tell me where my "moar free shit" is?
Posted by: Obama_voter at August 31, 2015 10:26 AM (v2lJS) 44
I had a Paolo Gutter joke all queued up and I thought to myself 'Self, hit refresh before you post'.
Hell, try to beat the horde on laptops and desktops with just a phone. Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2015 10:26 AM (E9ede) 45
Luckily for us Floridians, tropical storm Erika is no more. Just like a woman to completely fall apart...
Good thing, lots of rain in the Tampa Bay area. Its been very wet the last few weeks for sure. Posted by: Colin at August 31, 2015 10:27 AM (eoM8x) 46
I don't really fault him for that. It's a legal and procedural CYA, even though the storm wasn't going to be much even if it hit.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2015 10:24 AM (2Ojst) I just hate the constant piss in our pants hysteria that surrounds any named storm. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 31, 2015 10:27 AM (gW5Vg) 47
Oregon Muse, in that type of high water environment the cyborgs will probably short-circuit.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 10:27 AM (49rjL) 48
42 I do my neighbor's gutters.
Posted by: Grump928(c) now with 25% more manliness at August 31, 2015 10:26 AM (evdj2) You sure do get around, eh? Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2015 10:27 AM (2Ojst) 49
And the rock cried out, "no hiding place"...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 31, 2015 10:27 AM (9krrF) 50
Global warming! There are leaves on trees when some have none! Buy my carbon offsets!
Posted by: Al Gore at August 31, 2015 10:28 AM (gwG9s) 51
I wonder if she goes to Angies List to get her snow plowed as well?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 10:28 AM (VPLuQ) 52
Obama's legacy:
Foreign spy services, especially in China and Russia, are aggressively aggregating and cross-indexing hacked U.S. computer databases --- including security clearance applications, airline records and medical insurance forms --- to identify U.S. intelligence officers and agents, U.S. officials said. At least one clandestine network of American engineers and scientists who provide technical assistance to U.S. undercover operatives and agents overseas has been compromised as a result, according to two U.S. officials. Awesome!! Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2015 10:28 AM (NOIQH) 53
The New York Giant's owner John Mara is in the Courtroom with Brady and Goodell, having been told to appear by Judge Berman. Also Jay Feely is there with Brady's team. Weirdness. Speculation that the Judge wants Mara to try to force a settlement on one or both parties. Seems odd to have another Owner involved, obviously other teams benefit from Brady being benched. Maybe he's a great negotiator/arbitrator or something.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 31, 2015 10:28 AM (2cS/G) Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2015 10:28 AM (E9ede) 55
Saw "No Escape" this weekend. Wow! What a great thriller. Very, very intense. Great acting. Great script. Excellent direction. The plot involves an American family, whose father has just taken a new job in an unnamed SE Asian country for an international company and is almost immediately caught up in a violent revolution. The revolutionaries are executing citizens and foreigners in the street. He needs to get his family to safety. The action stays grounded in reality and it makes it that much more intense. This guy isn't a superhero. He just an engineer figuring the best options in a lousy situation as the movie goes along. Seriously, this is the best action movie so far this year. The bad reviews it's been getting have come from social justice wankers who have their garters in a wad because violent 4th world revolutionaries never ever are violent and would never ever kill foreign citizens apparently. Ignore the bad reviews and go for an excellent time at the movies. Check it out. Posted by: naturalfake at August 31, 2015 10:28 AM (KUa85) 56
18: Amateur. I can take an arm up to the shoulder.
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at August 31, 2015 10:29 AM (dvuhZ) 57
That is hauntingly beautiful! Finally some decent art. Your taste is improving.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 31, 2015 10:30 AM (E5UB0) 58
>>> I do my neighbor's gutters.
Can't claim that, but I did volunteer to do my in-law's gutters in a couple weeks, I have been told. Posted by: fluffy at August 31, 2015 10:30 AM (2iV3X) 59
With all the ads Angie's List runs, they must be taking in money hand over fist.
They probably get the subscription fee, a taste from the contractor, another taste from their pay-through-the-site scam, maybe even more I'm not thinking about. Considering that they probably hired all the retention people from AOL, too, it's a lot of money for doing nothing much better than Yelp does. Posted by: Chupacabras at August 31, 2015 10:30 AM (XiVKO) 60
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18: Amateur. I can take an arm up to the shoulder. Posted by: Bawney Fwank *scrambles around looking for brain bleach* Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 31, 2015 10:31 AM (/Ho8c) 61
I like it; there's an oasis in the bleakness.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 31, 2015 10:24 AM Two words: Bog bodies. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 31, 2015 10:31 AM (KrAjA) 62
And the rock cried out, "no hiding place"...
Posted by: Brother Cavil -------------------------------------------------------------- And the rock cried out, "There's a Jew hiding behinid me ..." Posted by: Moe Hammered at August 31, 2015 10:32 AM (E5UB0) 63
*sells a 55 gallon drum of brain bleach to Moderate Salami for $500*
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 10:32 AM (49rjL) 64
Looks like a fall day here after it has rained for a week straight.
Posted by: Vic at August 31, 2015 10:32 AM (t2KH5) 65
Ah, finally a picture of this "Shit Creek" I've heard so much about.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 31, 2015 10:33 AM (2cS/G) 66
63 *sells a 55 gallon drum of brain bleach to Moderate Salami for $500*
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 10:32 AM (49rjL) Price gouging in a time of crisis? You should be ashamed! Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2015 10:33 AM (2Ojst) 67
So, if Heather moves to Germany, she wont be able to comment here. They dont have the internet over there.
Does she know that if she rents an apt over there, it does not come with appliances? Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 31, 2015 10:33 AM (iQIUe) 68
With all the ads Angie's List runs, they must be taking in money hand over fist.
Their HQ is in Indianapolis and the word is that they have never turned a profit. They got into a snit when Indiana passed the Religious Freedom Restoration Act and said they would put all expansion plans on hold unless the act were overturned. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 31, 2015 10:33 AM (W5DcG) 69
It's okay to call anyone here a Moron, right! Can I be a Moron, or am I supposed to post a hundred times first?
Posted by: Kevin C at August 31, 2015 10:34 AM (dEA2d) 70
On reflection, sometimes having a comment willowed is a mercy.
__ Anna Puma: Sympathies/congrats on being most prolific commenter of the week. Posted by: mindful webworker - to the tune of at August 31, 2015 10:34 AM (V0CWC) 71
Alternate title: The Last Tree
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 31, 2015 10:34 AM (LUgeY) 72
With all the ads Angie's List runs, they must be taking in money hand over fist.
My understanding is they don't turn a profit without massive tax breaks. Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 31, 2015 10:34 AM (/kI1Q) 73
69 It's okay to call anyone here a Moron, right! Can I be a Moron, or am I supposed to post a hundred times first?
Posted by: Kevin C at August 31, 2015 10:34 AM (dEA2d) You're a moron the first time you post here. Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 31, 2015 10:34 AM (Oodza) 74
Is that a melancholy earth-vagina?
Posted by: Limberbutt McNubbins at August 31, 2015 10:36 AM (LPHFE) 75
Brain bleach? That's a euphemism, tee hee. For me to know, and you to need to more bwain bweech. Ask Miss Lindsey Grahamnesty.
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at August 31, 2015 10:36 AM (dvuhZ) 76
Does she know that if she rents an apt over there, it does not come with appliances?
Wir haben eine Einbauküche. With a teeny-tiny dorm fridge in the wall, so we bought a big one for beer and freezer space (by "we" I mean Mr. Radish, who has already filled it with beer). Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 31, 2015 10:37 AM (/kI1Q) 77
I'm sure their profits are like Hollywood profits.
The RFRA fights are a good reminder to back companies that do the right thing, when it's feasible. So, maybe there's some nice Magpul stuff that you've been holding off on purchasing? Posted by: Chupacabras at August 31, 2015 10:37 AM (XiVKO) 78
I read your comment, MWW. :^) I don't think people will come after you for rolling around on a compuserve list hers ago. They'll just come after you for something else. Sigh.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2015 10:38 AM (OSs/l) Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2015 10:38 AM (NOIQH) 80
From the AoSHQ Stylebook, as it as a title, it is considered correct to Capitalize the word "Moron" when referring to those who post here regularly.
Of course, I have seen it both ways. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 10:39 AM (VPLuQ) 81
So many of Henry Farrer's works have no color so that is an explosion of compared to other ones.
I like it! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2015 10:39 AM (OSs/l) 82
*sells a 55 gallon drum of brain bleach to Moderate Salami for $500*
Posted by: Anna Puma Thank you for your...um...compassion and...generosity... Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 31, 2015 10:40 AM (/Ho8c) 83
Le NOOD
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 10:40 AM (VPLuQ) 84
With all the ads Angie's List runs, they must be taking in money hand over fist. Multi-year stock slide. $18 million loss in the last quarter. $0.10 EPS. 50:1 PE Kinda typical junk internet stock. Which doesn't prevent them from being bought out for bank. Because the internet runs on hope. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 10:40 AM (kdS6q) 85
59 With all the ads Angie's List runs, they must be taking in money hand over fist.
They probably get the subscription fee, a taste from the contractor, another taste from their pay-through-the-site scam, maybe even more I'm not thinking about. Considering that they probably hired all the retention people from AOL, too, it's a lot of money for doing nothing much better than Yelp does. Posted by: Chupacabras at August 31, 2015 10:30 AM (XiVKO) From the Wikipedia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angie%27s_List Angie's List has been criticized for the fundamental contradiction between its claimed philosophy ("Companies can't pay to be on Angie's List") and the conflict of interest caused by reliance on advertising revenue for 70% of cash flow.Answering a complaint from a user, David Segal found that when subscribers post a negative review of a company to Angie's List, a staff member discusses it with them in an attempt to rectify the situation. If the company is one that advertises with Angie's List, the negative review will be removed and then the customer must give an A or B grade. The company's effort to keep advertisers happy reveals their conflict of interest. Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2015 10:40 AM (zt+N6) 86
>>Ah, finally a picture of this "Shit Creek" I've heard so much about.
------------------ Actually, like Mt. McKinley, Obama has now changed the name of the Mississippi River because it shares the same name as a Confederate state. It will now be call Shit Creek. The country is officially up Shit Creek. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 31, 2015 10:41 AM (4AVeu) 87
59 With all the ads Angie's List runs, they must be taking in money hand over fist.
______________________ Did someone say fist? Posted by: Bawney Fwank at August 31, 2015 10:43 AM (4AVeu) 88
Saddest part is, this is the "before" picture.
Before the EPA came in to "clean it up." ___ This thread is making it difficult for me to procrastinate on the gutter-cleaning I need to do. ___ FenelonSpoke... *waves, grins, shrugs, nothing to add* Posted by: mindful webworker - to finity and between! at August 31, 2015 10:43 AM (V0CWC) 89
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 31, 2015 10:37 AM (/kI1Q)
=========== Where are you living? Munich? I love those big outdoor beer gardens tho I think most cities have them. Remember what happened to Unity Mitford? If war is likely to break out, you come right home! Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 31, 2015 10:44 AM (iQIUe) 90
Oh, and creepy lefty terrorists are making a come back, so watch out for them, too. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 31, 2015 10:44 AM (iQIUe) 91
Oh, you weren't kidding. There is a new post already.
I think I've gotta go clean the gutters or something. Have a day. Posted by: mindful webworker - gone lurkin' at August 31, 2015 10:46 AM (V0CWC) 92
Radieschen, wo wirst do wohnen?
I had already found a flat in Frankfurt when the very pregnant Mrs. Bander moved over. She was displeased with it on several levels, including being a fifth floor walkup. (I mentioned she was pregnant, right?) We had some Irish friends over and she was complaining about my poor choice -- it was actually a most cromulent choice, an Altbau in Sachsenhausen -- and she said "and it doesn't even have any closets!" The Irish couple said, "what's a closet?" Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 31, 2015 10:46 AM (JtwS4) 93
Du. Sheesh.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 31, 2015 10:47 AM (JtwS4) 94
Geez, Anna Puma posts a lot! Why, imagine what she could accomplish if she didn't, she could publish a book or something...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 31, 2015 10:49 AM (9krrF) 95
Thanks, Bevel Lemelisk. I felt like a sub-Moron before.
I just yanked the gutters off my house. Lots of big cottonwoods in the yard--gutters didn't seem like a net positive (slab on rocky soil ranch house). Posted by: Kevin C at August 31, 2015 10:50 AM (dEA2d) 96
Radieschen, wo wirst do wohnen?
Freising, in der nahe Muenchen. We will get a second Schrank before all my crap arrives. An Altbau would be awesome, but the Munich area has the highest demand for flats in Germany these days so we took the first decently priced 3-room we found. All new wood floors, though, and a built-in bench for eating. Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 31, 2015 10:53 AM (/kI1Q) 97
The old Hitler flat always looked pretty nifty. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 31, 2015 10:58 AM (iQIUe) 98
I think the #1 reason people have turned on illegal immigration is the actions of immigrants, something the Hanson paper doesn't touch on very much. There just have been too many rapes, molestations, muders, thefts, on and on. Yes, that's only a small percentage of the illegals here, but that's what is making people very upset.
Places like Norway, something like 10% of girls under 18 have been raped or molested by "immigrants." People are getting plenty angry about this, and even more angry when they're told they are racist for noticing. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 31, 2015 11:08 AM (39g3+) Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 31, 2015 11:08 AM (JtwS4) 100
Thank you for this picture. I like it and it has become the desktop background for a while. For me it is a soothing country scene that reminds me of my midwestern upbringing.
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