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Monday Morning News Dump
- Illinois Is So Broke That It Issued An IOU To A Lottery Winner
- Government Fears Accountability
- How Illegal Immigration Finally Turned Off The Public
- British Labour Party Frontrunner Is Insane
- Braves Fan Dies After Falling From Upper Deck
- Obama Doesn't Seem To Want To Comment On The Increase In Cop Assassinations
- Sigh..
- The World's Largest Penis Is A Curse
- Rising Anxiety That Stocks Are Overpriced
- MI6 Agent Found Dead In Bag Had Hacked Clinton Secrets
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2015 08:52 AM (NOIQH)
Rauner was elected to make things right after years of Democrat rule in the governors mansion.
He hired the GOPes version of Jamie Gorelick in which he paid her 30k a month to come up with a budget plan and way forward out of the economic mess.
She's now split after 8 months and 240k in tax payer money.
I would be royally pissed if I was an Illinois tax payer right about now.
Good job Rauner. You putz.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 31, 2015 08:53 AM (eDW1j)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2015 08:53 AM (FGIR8)
Illionoids needs to get it good and hard over this.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 08:54 AM (49rjL)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 31, 2015 08:54 AM (oVJmc)
Gets shot by store employee.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 08:54 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 08:55 AM (49rjL)
Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2015 08:56 AM (sPO3u)
I hope so, Fenelon, but we've seen this happen to child stars before her and it usually doesn't end well. Lindsay Lohan is still a train wreck, Brittany Spears will likely be under a the care of a court-ordered conservator for probably the rest of her life (her poor kids), and then there are the ones who end up like Amy Winehouse.
It's just sad to watch this happen again and again...
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2015 08:57 AM (NOIQH)
Otherwise, government NEVER admits failure, and certainly does not subject itself to change.
(*Of course, it's failed by deliberate lack of enforcement, so this admission is a sham.)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 31, 2015 08:58 AM (oVJmc)
http://atlantawarbirdweekend.com/other.htm
B-17, P-51, Texan, AT-11, FG-1D Corsair, and a few other planes.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 08:58 AM (49rjL)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2015 08:59 AM (E9ede)
I see I haven't been banned................yet.
Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2015 08:59 AM (xWW96)
Yep, all other times it isn't failure it's lack of money - so the demand is always give this or that (failing) program more $$$$!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2015 09:00 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: The Great Democrat State of Illinois at August 31, 2015 09:00 AM (FcR7P)
"The lottery is a state agency like many others, and we're obviously affected by the budget situation," Illinois Lottery spokesman Steve Rossi said. "Since the legal authority is not there for the comptroller to disburse payments, those payments are delayed."
Let me guess. All the state employees working for the Illinois Lottery are still getting their checks, budget or no -- right?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 09:01 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 09:02 AM (49rjL)
Happy Monday Morons!
I see I haven't been banned................yet.
Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2015 08:59 AM (xWW96)
you're too friendly.......
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 31, 2015 09:02 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Killerdog at August 31, 2015 09:03 AM (YCyU+)
World's smallest man is only 2" taller than this guy's schlong is long.
Just the tip? "a tip circumference of 10 inches..."
He never met Sandra Fluke...
Posted by: mindful webworker - yuck at August 31, 2015 09:03 AM (V0CWC)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 31, 2015 09:04 AM (7RXcs)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Filippo-Ioco-12.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 09:04 AM (49rjL)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:05 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:05 AM (kff5f)
The Shell Game.
Just find the pea and walk away with cash. Easy and Fun! Play today and be a WINNER!!
Posted by: The Illinois State Lottery at August 31, 2015 09:06 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 31, 2015 09:06 AM (7RXcs)
And in response to this "please, dad, pay attention to me instead of that bimbo you left us for 3 years ago" plea, Johnny Depp *tweeted* back that he was so proud of his daughter.
Hollywood values, y'all.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2015 09:06 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at August 31, 2015 09:06 AM (nFdGS)
Also at the Chicago Tribune, an expose of the VietNow "charity":
more than 90 percent of the $24 million donated to VietNow since 2003 came through telemarketers who kept the lion's share, the Tribune found.
http://tinyurl.com/p3nlfo2
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 09:07 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 31, 2015 09:02 AM (0O7c5)
Well, in actuality Ace was talking about people attacking others personally rather than their argument. I mostly reserved personal attacks for known trolls. His new policy has been enforced with fairness and restraint. I cannot fault it, in fact.
Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2015 09:08 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 31, 2015 09:09 AM (lVU49)
As I said on the Yahoo! Group: Way to have your finger on the pulse of America there, Walker.
Strictly speaking, he's not wrong. To the extent statistics are kept on these things, I understand that illegals come in from Canada as much (or nearly so) as they do from Mexico. So if we're really serious about "secure the border," that means the Northern one, too.
However.
It is not filthy Scandi illegals who hopped to Canada and then in to the US who are causing all the gang violence.
Do I want them gone too? You betcha. As I've pointed out many times, simply being here illegally (and surviving) requires that you commit multiple major felonies every day - identity fraud and such, among others. These are not "good people."
But muddying the waters - especially with something the MFM can so easily paint as "crazy" - is just stupid.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:10 AM (kff5f)
Pick a state highway and set up toll booths.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 31, 2015 09:10 AM (oVJmc)
Wired: I Used Physics to Calculate How Much Yoda Weighs
Using the x-position values from the video along with the mass values from my estimations, I get a Yoda-mass of -43.7 kg. Yes, that is a negative mass. But what does that mean?
www.wired.com/2015/08/used-physics-calculate-much-yoda-weighs
The Force or your f'ked up the math.
Gonna go with you f'ked up.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 09:11 AM (kdS6q)
Keith Small, from the University of Oxford's Bodleian Library, added: 'This gives more ground to what have been peripheral views of the Koran's genesis, like that Muhammad and his early followers used a text that was already in existence and shaped it to fit their own political and theological agenda, rather than Muhammad receiving a revelation from heaven.
Infidel lies!
Posted by: mindful webworker - with magic glasses at August 31, 2015 09:12 AM (V0CWC)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:12 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Kanye 2020 at August 31, 2015 09:12 AM (oSx1v)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 31, 2015 09:13 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Kanye 2020 at August 31, 2015 09:13 AM (oSx1v)
Yes, but there are so many other, better, things to be bitter about.
Posted by: Grey Fox at August 31, 2015 09:13 AM (bZ7mE)
I'm amused he misspelled 'denial.'
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 31, 2015 09:13 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 09:11 AM (kdS6q)
Yeah. That.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:14 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2015 09:14 AM (xWW96)
I would not give a single penny to any group that uses a telemarketer to raise funds. I know very little actually gets to those that need it.
And screw all those phony groups that use the word "childrens" in their name.
Posted by: Cicero Skip at August 31, 2015 09:14 AM (FIrEF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 09:14 AM (49rjL)
Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker said in an interview on NBCs Meet the Press that aired Sunday that building a wall along Wisconsin's southern border with Illinois is a legitimate issue that merits further review.
Posted by: mindful webworker - wall off Texas! at August 31, 2015 09:15 AM (V0CWC)
Posted by: Grey Fox at August 31, 2015 09:13 AM (bZ7mE)
I know. I'm just adding to the
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:15 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 09:16 AM (49rjL)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 31, 2015 09:16 AM (iQIUe)
Now, see here I agree.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:16 AM (kff5f)
What stupidity. Is there anything more significant Jonny Depp can congratulate his daughter for-like getting all As or coming in first in the Cross Country Meet. ANYTHING?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2015 09:16 AM (OSs/l)
Her male accomplice was last seen rushing out of the store to, we believe hail an ambulance.
he should be back with one shortly.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 09:17 AM (VPLuQ)
Half the reasoning behind this by Walker is to muddy the waters as you say and also team stupid is trying to create a 'safe zone' in which they can be tough on illeagal immigration but not be seen as racist.
What a dissapointment this guy has been.
But wait until Trumps tax plan drops in a couple of days the non Trumps are going to be playing catch up again.
I will say this is shaping up to be one of the most illuminating and satisfying elections in recent memory.
At the very least the GOP is going to destroy itself so at least we'll have that.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 31, 2015 09:17 AM (eDW1j)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 09:16 AM (49rjL)
At this point? Yes.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:17 AM (kff5f)
And in local news, a 19yo girl attempts to rob a Baltimore liquor store by brandishing a handgun.
Gets shot by store employee.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 08:54 AM (VPLuQ)
Play stupid games.....get stupid prizes.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2015 09:17 AM (TuXs5)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:12 AM (kff5f)
Yep. Just the fucker trolling America again.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 31, 2015 09:17 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 09:17 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 09:18 AM (49rjL)
Can I interest you in this fire-hook and a bag of rock-salt?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:18 AM (kff5f)
It is not surprising that Yoda can 'slip the surly bonds of Earth'!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2015 09:19 AM (ftVQq)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at August 31, 2015 09:19 AM (1BQGO)
Yay!
Err... wait. That came out wrong.
On a similar note, I sent the final payment for editing to our very own Dr. Elisabeth Wolfe on my novel. I need to get with my two potential cover artists and see if I can get that squared away. With any luck, dead tree edition of Fire & Frost will be out by beginning of October and Kindle edition just a week or two after that.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:20 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at August 31, 2015 09:20 AM (FIrEF)
Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2015 09:21 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at August 31, 2015 09:21 AM (FIrEF)
Still need to finish dead tree book cover for Golden Isis. Then get a proof copy made to see how badly I did.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 09:22 AM (49rjL)
Also... is anyone else ticked at TFG renaming Mt. McKinley to 'Denali?'
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:12 AM (kff5f)
Yep. Just the fucker trolling America again.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 31, 2015 09:17 AM (fWAjv)
I hate to say it, but it could be worse. He's just reverting the name back to the one in common use before McKinley. Luckily, there wasn't an unarmed gentle giant aspiring rapper who was just turning their life around who got shot by cops in Anchorage, otherwise we'd be looking at Mt. Jamaal Washington.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2015 09:22 AM (TuXs5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 09:23 AM (49rjL)
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 31, 2015 09:23 AM (XiVKO)
Posted by: 5000's Courick's of's Bono's Biddy's at August 31, 2015 09:24 AM (oFTnj)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 31, 2015 09:24 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 09:24 AM (49rjL)
That would be funny if not for it being absolutely accurate.
Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2015 09:24 AM (xWW96)
I know, right? That's what Kate Upton and Katie Pavlich keep saying while we're laying in bed together.
Posted by: Blacksheep at August 31, 2015 09:24 AM (bS6uW)
I think it's been released to the Web, but I haven't looked for it.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:24 AM (kff5f)
There are golf courses in Alaska, aren't there?
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 31, 2015 09:23 AM (XiVKO)
Yep. Most often on the military bases, if memory serves (US military bases ALWAYS have a golf course).
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2015 09:24 AM (TuXs5)
Yeah, they suck, but part of that is because, for some crazy reason (dairy farms) WI has the most miles of paved road per person in the state (at least that's the stat I heard about 2 years ago)...maintaining all that costs a lot of money apparently...
Posted by: GMan at August 31, 2015 09:25 AM (sxq57)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 09:24 AM (49rjL)
Yucca, yucca.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:25 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at August 31, 2015 09:20 AM (FIrEF)
_____________
Not to mention the ticket income. Son lives in Madison and has not had a ticket since he changed his plates from Illinois to Wisconsin a year ago. Those Wisconsin border counties make bank.
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 31, 2015 09:26 AM (MIKMs)
more
than 90 percent of the $24 million donated to VietNow since 2003 came
through telemarketers who kept the lion's share, the Tribune found.
.
.
.That is not uncommon. After I retried from the Navy I hooked up with a guy that did professional fundraising. The one I helped him collect donations for was a Police Benevolent Association. I got an address book from him and drove around in my car to pickup donations that people had pledged. I got 20% of the total I hauled in for the day paid in cash. He kept between 40-50% of the total take that his people got making cold calls and calls from previous years drives.
The Cops got the remaining 30 to 40% depending on which contract they had signed with him and they considered that a win because they didn't have to do any work in getting the money.
It is a huge money making scam that works because everyone keeps their mouth shut on how much money doesn't make it to the charity.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 31, 2015 09:26 AM (iONHu)
Now I've got a hankering for pancakes.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2015 09:26 AM (TuXs5)
If that ahole was a tea partier it would have been published and spread on tv far and wide
Posted by: Cicero Skip at August 31, 2015 09:26 AM (FIrEF)
But it's important that our National Lord Daddy walk the walls of Eden and name all the animals, for us lesser beings. Other little changes to look for in the coming 500 days:
White House --> Rainbow Manse
Oklahoma --> South Kansas
United States,
Canada,
and Mexico --> People's Republic of N America
Posted by: mindful webworker - wall off Texas! at August 31, 2015 09:26 AM (V0CWC)
Posted by: Vic at August 31, 2015 09:26 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 31, 2015 09:26 AM (fWAjv)
This isn't helping Illinois any either...
With
thousands of layoffs across the Chicago area, ranging from factory
jobs at the Mondelez plant on Chicago's Southwest Side to
white-collar jobs at Walgreens' Deerfield headquarters, this may be
remembered as the Summer of the Pink Slip in Illinois.
Posted by: Colin at August 31, 2015 09:26 AM (eoM8x)
You mis-spelled Air Force bases.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 09:26 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 31, 2015 09:27 AM (pgzyN)
I have some news for VDH, the public was never in favor of illegal migration. The MFM just wants you to think it was.
Posted by: Vic at August 31, 2015 09:28 AM (t2KH5)
Posted by: t-bird at August 31, 2015 09:28 AM (FcR7P)
Good for you. Took us just under 5 years to settle with the People's Republic.
Never again.
Posted by: bad attempt at a MPFC meme, this time with more SPAM at August 31, 2015 09:28 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Just Snowballing Here at August 31, 2015 09:28 AM (Q8y6V)
I use to think the stories about implants was bullshit but now I'm believing it. The youngest kartrashian was a normal skinny broad a few months ago but now her ass is as wide as a winnebago, too.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 31, 2015 09:28 AM (iQIUe)
But it's important that our National Lord Daddy walk the walls of Eden and name all the animals, for us lesser beings. Other little changes to look for in the coming 500 days:
White House --> Rainbow Manse
Oklahoma --> South Kansas
United States,
Canada,
and Mexico --> People's Republic of N America
Posted by: mindful webworker - wall off Texas! at August 31, 2015 09:26 AM (V0CWC)
The first Executive Order in an ITC administration will officially redesignate Canada as "America's Hat".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 31, 2015 09:28 AM (TuXs5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 09:29 AM (49rjL)
That is because he encouraged that shooting, he and Holder and the MFM because the Democrats were in favor of it.
Posted by: Vic at August 31, 2015 09:30 AM (t2KH5)
If you want us hosers to stay out, you don't have to build a wall. All you have to do is ask nicely. We're a polite people, eh? And please tell Mr. Walker that we're sorry for worrying him.
The Great White North.
Posted by: pjf at August 31, 2015 09:30 AM (lFpNC)
So....just like those mosques they "build" by taking over a church and covering it w/Koran verses 'n stuff?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2015 09:31 AM (NOIQH)
Venezuela and Colombia each recalled their ambassadors to the other
country on Thursday, amid a diplomatic crisis sparked when socialist-run
Venezuela closed two border crossings and deported more than a thousand Colombians.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/qym3yry
Posted by: Kindltot at August 31, 2015 09:31 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 31, 2015 09:31 AM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 09:31 AM (49rjL)
"They have toilet paper!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 09:31 AM (49rjL)
Alternately: "Oh shit!"
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:32 AM (kff5f)
I have to just laugh at these idiots (from linked story):
"For the first time, we were finally gonna get a break," Rick said. "And now the Illinois Lottery has kind of messed everything up."
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 31, 2015 09:32 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at August 31, 2015 09:33 AM (FIrEF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 09:29 AM (49rjL)
Bears on the course? What about Twinks and Power Bottoms?
mmmm mmmmm mmmmmmm
Posted by: TFG at August 31, 2015 09:33 AM (fWAjv)
http://tinyurl.com/o28rz7r
Interesting pull quote...
"Police are preparing for a worst-case scenario"
IOW, if motion to dismiss is granted, the city will burn.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 09:34 AM (VPLuQ)
And the Ukrainians should have been more accepting of the ideals of Soviet Russia and the stresses placed on Joseph Stalin.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 31, 2015 09:34 AM (3pRHP)
And never remark when they pick up the ball.
They're rather like Wookies, really.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:34 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at August 31, 2015 09:34 AM (S32rP)
You live right there, don't you?
You have a way to get out of Dodge for a few days?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:35 AM (kff5f)
What's crazy about Obama's brand of juvenile racism is that he seems to think whites sit around in a clubhouse or something thinking of ways to screw over blacks.
But even though I live in Texas (presumably one of the locations of said clubhouses) I don't know any racists, in fact I never even hear race mentioned except as a basic descriptor ("it was a black dude in a red shirt driving a white F250" or whatever) or by minority grievance mongers trying to pimp out the very communities they claim to represent.
Obama himself, however, does seem to surround himself with a bunch of race-obsessed pricks who spend 24/7 thinking up ways to screw over white people.
Posted by: Blacksheep at August 31, 2015 09:35 AM (bS6uW)
With "worst case" being what, exactly? Burning down the blocks south of "scary Carey"?
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 31, 2015 09:36 AM (C9pBZ)
Just to watch all the torch-bearing nattering naboobs of race hustling to drop jaws in shock.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 09:37 AM (49rjL)
Posted by: I Know Nuffin at August 31, 2015 09:37 AM (Q8y6V)
But you know where almost none came from? Central and South America. There were 2 Mexican's, and that was it. The rest came from everywhere else in the world, and to me that's very telling.
Seriously, go check one out sometime if they do a special event on one of the big national holidays. I tend to stop by the Betsy Ross house on 4th of July, because the officials dress up in period clothes and it's pretty rah-rah.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 31, 2015 09:37 AM (XiVKO)
You have a way to get out of Dodge for a few days?"
Yes..
and
Yes.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 09:37 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: maddogg at August 31, 2015 09:38 AM (xWW96)
No problem - go right ahead.
Posted by: Da Barrel at August 31, 2015 09:38 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 31, 2015 09:38 AM (XiVKO)
Brad Thor BradThor
Trump said he'd impose a 35% tax on FORD cars made in Mexico. Only Congress can levy taxes. Trump already showing how he'd abuse his office.
Or he could have been using a common rhetorical phrase to indicate a policy he would propose to Congress and sign if passed?
No, you're probably right. It was a declaration that he will rule by Imperial dictate, followed by an evil laugh and rubbing his claw-like hands together.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 09:38 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 31, 2015 09:39 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 09:39 AM (49rjL)
Just to watch all the torch-bearing nattering naboobs of race hustling to drop jaws in shock.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 09:37 AM (49rjL)
I'd like a million dollars tax free.
I think I have the better chance.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 31, 2015 09:39 AM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2015 09:39 AM (E9ede)
The donkeys are cheaper.
The World's Largest Penis Is A Curse
I got nothing.
...that's what she said...
/obligatory
/not really
The only thing left for Miley Cyrus to do involves a donkey, or OD'ing. Mostly donkey.
I'm sure she and the donkey will OD simultaneously.
...and good morning, Horde. A veritable cornucopia of low hanging fruit out there this morning. And Vic back in the saddle (or rocker) again...glorious!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 31, 2015 09:39 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 31, 2015 09:39 AM (P6Jv8)
So ValJar like then, eh?
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 31, 2015 09:39 AM (C9pBZ)
Time for another rant about my Liberalest brother.
He recently shared a post which basically said that's the worstest form of racism EVAH!
And then defended that position.
Yes, the idea is that since white people don't see themselves *as* white people (we "look in the mirror and just see a [person],") we're more guilty of racism because we *force* minorities (the story in question was about a black woman) to see themselves *as* minorities - they look in the mirror and "see a black [person]."
And it's all "white cis-normative patriarchal" society's fault, because "society" looks at her as "being less because she's black."
So even when you're not racist? You're just being more racist.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:40 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 31, 2015 09:40 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 09:40 AM (49rjL)
Posted by: Judge Susan Webber Wright at August 31, 2015 09:41 AM (e8kgV)
So what I'm hearing is that burning is pretty much a given regardless of what actually happens in court...
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 31, 2015 09:41 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 31, 2015 09:41 AM (P6Jv8)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:40 AM (kff5f)
Tell me you've punched him in the face at least once....
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 31, 2015 09:42 AM (gW5Vg)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/selection-du-weekend-155-24.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 09:43 AM (49rjL)
And then defended that position."
Heh. I do enjoy feasting on white guilt, though.
*rubs hands together while chucking*
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 31, 2015 09:43 AM (C9pBZ)
I'm pretty sure that every presidential candidate in my life time has said that "they" would do X, Y, or Z that only the legislature can really do.
Am I missing something?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:43 AM (kff5f)
I would love to see that as well.
Would give hope that justice outweighs the racial identity theory of a life well lived.
We have close emotional and friendship ties with Charleston. And the families of the nine murdered church goers, as well as the response of the people of the city made me proud.
While we were on our annual vacation back there several weeks ago, Mrs VIA had a chance to speak with a black shop owner who we know in the downtown market.
His opinion of the citizens response to the recent Baltimore unpleasantness is unprintable, but coincides with many of our opinions.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 09:43 AM (VPLuQ)
he will rule by Imperial dictate, followed by an evil laugh and rubbing
his claw-like hands together.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
Sooo....not any different than now, except maybe he doesn't hate America? I'm not seeing much downside.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 31, 2015 09:43 AM (/Ho8c)
Same as when the city burns because they won/lost the NBA Championship.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2015 09:45 AM (E9ede)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 31, 2015 09:42 AM (gW5Vg)
No. At some point he'll come out and attack me personally for not being sufficiently "loving" or "Christ-like" (don't *even* get me started on that one) and then we'll Have Words.
When we are done Having Words, we'll probably never speak to each other again, and I'd prefer to put that off for as long as possible- 'til after one of us is dead, for preference. He may be an idiot, but he's still my brother (and he mostly doesn't vote).
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:45 AM (kff5f)
Well, maybe not so surprising, Sean Penn is the biggest prick I can think of off the cuff.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 31, 2015 09:45 AM (3pRHP)
128
Time for another rant about my Liberalest brother.
He recently shared a post which basically said that's the worstest form of racism EVAH!
And then defended that position.
Yes, the idea is that since white people don't see themselves *as*
white people (we "look in the mirror and just see a [person],") we're
more guilty of racism because we *force* minorities (the story in
question was about a black woman) to see themselves *as* minorities -
they look in the mirror and "see a black [person]."
And it's all "white cis-normative patriarchal" society's fault,
because "society" looks at her as "being less because she's black."
So even when you're not racist? You're just being more racist.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:40 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Pyrocles at August 31, 2015 09:45 AM (fVOPU)
And I say it again, you can't have small towns around this country going from 5pct Hispanic to 35pct Hispanic in ten years without it causing major disruptions and upheavals.
People are mad as hell and aren't going to take it anymore.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 31, 2015 09:46 AM (eDW1j)
"For the first time, we were finally gonna get a break," Rick said. "And now the Illinois Lottery has kind of messed everything up."
Only fools count on money they don't actually have. That goes for the gov't and lottery winners alike.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 31, 2015 09:46 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Barack the Magnificent Bottom at August 31, 2015 09:46 AM (Q8y6V)
Posted by: da Nile at August 31, 2015 09:46 AM (j2xmV)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/selection-du-weekend-155-24.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 31, 2015 09:43 AM (49rjL)
Heh. Nice looking ride.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 31, 2015 09:46 AM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 31, 2015 09:47 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:47 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Colin at August 31, 2015 09:48 AM (eoM8x)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 31, 2015 09:48 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 31, 2015 09:48 AM (fWAjv)
I hope they post guards with AR15s at strategic points.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:48 AM (kff5f)
I got something similar to that back in college ten-plus years ago - colorblindness is a form of racism. It was a fairly conservative denominational college, too, but they went for "diversity" in a big way when I was there.
Posted by: Grey Fox at August 31, 2015 09:48 AM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Colin at August 31, 2015 09:48 AM (eoM8x)
Of course they are going to build a larger store....in Boise Idaho
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2015 09:49 AM (gf8BH)
So what happens if a city burns, and there is no one left with the funds or interest to rebuild it?
At what point do insurance companies stop covering war zones?
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at August 31, 2015 09:49 AM (4nmNX)
If there were not a Donald Trump, he would likely have had to have been invented.
It was going to be somebody. Trump just got there first.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 31, 2015 09:49 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at August 31, 2015 09:49 AM (4nmNX)
When the well runs dry. Trust me on this one
Posted by: Detroit at August 31, 2015 09:49 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 31, 2015 09:50 AM (oVJmc)
I'm still unclear on how "society" in general - let alone I, specifically - *forces* them to "see their blackness." The article never got around to explaining that, just asserting it as true.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:50 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Insurance Commissions at August 31, 2015 09:50 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:48 AM (kff5f)
In Maryland?
Buahahahahahahahaha
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 31, 2015 09:50 AM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: Unaware CNN guy watching CVS burn at August 31, 2015 09:50 AM (oeKmd)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2015 09:50 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 31, 2015 09:49 AM (9krrF)
God help us all.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 31, 2015 09:51 AM (gW5Vg)
Most don't now. Check your policy carefully. Most will say they don't cover riots, war, insurrection, etc.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2015 09:51 AM (E9ede)
I can dream.
And admit it: before you started laughing, it moved a little. You like the idea, too.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:51 AM (kff5f)
Illinois Lottery Winner, if it weren't for bad luck he have no luck at all.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 31, 2015 09:51 AM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: SH at August 31, 2015 09:52 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 31, 2015 09:52 AM (iONHu)
I hope they post guards with AR15s at strategic points.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:48 AM (kff5f
Insanity, doing the same thing but expecting different results.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 31, 2015 09:53 AM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 31, 2015 09:53 AM (2cS/G)
The "acts of war, declared or undeclared" boilerplate has always been there. It became a sticking point in the aftermath of 9/11.
Of course racialist groups apply pressure to keep the uninsurable insured. It's how things go. If these things worked properly B'more and Fergadishu would be ghost towns, but it is what it is I guess.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 31, 2015 09:54 AM (9krrF)
On a Mexican, he's shunned and on welfare.
On an American, he's made Vice President under George Bush.
Posted by: jwest at August 31, 2015 09:55 AM (Zs4uk)
What am I missing -- why do people think Kanye West is a musician let alone a talented one? I dont get it. The few videos I've listen to is the same old vulgar rap shit.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 31, 2015 09:55 AM (iQIUe)
This is just how Post Modernists roll. They begin with a premise that's taken as indisputable fact and build entire fictional universes around them.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 31, 2015 09:55 AM (/Ho8c)
"Everywhere I went, there were dead vultures," he said. "But everywhere, their remains were in good condition."
The initial hypothesis was that some type of infectious disease was behind the deaths. Soon it became clear that the killer was man-made.
A painkiller widely used to treat livestock was poisoning the birds that fed on their carcasses.
One carcass with the painkiller in its system could poison hundreds of birds, Dr. Virani said, and by 2006, when the painkiller was officially banned, the vulture population had already declined by 97 percent.
Over the same period, there was a drastic rise in cases of rabies in India, with feral dogs taking advantage of the decline in vultures and often spreading the disease to humans.
Dr. Virani described what he called apocalyptic scenes, with hordes of wild dogs numbering in the thousands, scavenging the remains of livestock. Estimates vary, but some put the feral dog population in India now as high as 25 million.
Posted by: Rachel Carson at August 31, 2015 09:55 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:51 AM (kff5f)
Heh. No comment.
Here's a random thought...Donkey Dick down in Mexico...wonder how long it takes to get a full erection when your shit is 19 inches? I mean, for most of us, it's a pretty quick thing.
But that's a helluva lot of space to fill with blood. Shit, does he ever actually stand up all the way? That's a lot of blood not going to your brain. Be a helluva note to pass out or get lightheaded every time you popped a chub.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 31, 2015 09:55 AM (gW5Vg)
As you can tell from my nic, I mostly lurk here, but I wanted to say I'm really glad to see Vic back. Aside from missing his news links, I was starting to really worry about him and his family.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at August 31, 2015 09:56 AM (KkVB6)
DOW is down 160 on opening amid fears the Fed is going to raise rates.
Wonder what will happen when they actually do raise rates? It is
inevitable. Almost 7 years at effectively zero percent and counting.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 31, 2015 09:52 AM (iONHu)
The longer they keep these artificial conditions going, the harsher the snap back to reality's going to be. They're just trying to keep the system stable until Emperor Barack abdicates the throne, then they'll be trying to blame it on the new Administration. Even if it collapses on his first day in office.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 31, 2015 09:56 AM (HalrA)
122 Hahahahaha anna thinks it's an insult to imply I'm a woman.
Way to self-loathe, dude. Hahahahahahaha self-identifying
Posted by: MAx at August 31, 2015 09:57 AM (LAliD)
Being relatively new construction, the building had a very small number of windows, and the doors were very narrow as well.
I'm guessing that the next version will have lesser, and thicker windows, an airlock type entry/exit, and a narcotics safe that would rival a local bank vault.
I was amazed to hear several weeks later that something like thirty pharmacies were targeted and looted for prescription drugs during the unpleasantness.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 09:57 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 31, 2015 09:55 AM (gW5Vg)
Only you would think of this scenario. Amirite?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 31, 2015 09:57 AM (n6Nt0)
Okay, please, please, *please*, don't ask me how I know this...
Penis pump.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:59 AM (kff5f)
Denali is already a national park and preserve.
Funny how Obama re-named the mountain after a luxury SUV model made by a failed corporation he bailed out, General Motors.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 31, 2015 09:59 AM (4AVeu)
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/
lily-rose-depp-16-comes-out-as-sexually-fluid-2015258
* * *
AllenG - Just to be clear: Whites now have special mind-rays with which they can project their thoughts into the brains of minorities and make them see their race?
Wow, if only we could put that to good use....racist white devils!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2015 10:00 AM (NOIQH)
Given QE Infinity and other malfeasance, the same could be said of money you DO actually have.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at August 31, 2015 10:00 AM (4nmNX)
Rising Anxiety That Stocks Are Overpriced
I read that as "Worlds' Largest Penis causes Rising Anxiety".
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 31, 2015 10:00 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 31, 2015 09:57 AM (n6Nt0)
Probably.
Okay, please, please, *please*, don't ask me how I know this...
Penis pump.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:59 AM (kff5f)
Really? You think it's impossible for him to get hard "naturally"?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 31, 2015 10:00 AM (gW5Vg)
Apparently. And we can do it when we're not even anywhere near them.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 10:01 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2015 10:01 AM (NOIQH)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/qfhc4fo
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 31, 2015 10:02 AM (KrAjA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2015 10:02 AM (OSs/l)
145: "Only fools count on money they don't actually have. That goes for the gov't and lottery winners alike."
Given QE Infinity and other malfeasance, the same could be said of money you DO actually have.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at August 31, 2015 10:00 AM (4nmNX)
In a world that's spinning out of control like ours, you'd have to be nuts to trust in anything beyond what you can personally keep safe. Interesting times are coming, and what we've seen so far isn't even the tip of the iceberg.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 31, 2015 10:02 AM (HalrA)
Uh, no. All he said was that some people had mentioned some concerns at a town hall meeting and we should keep all options on the table. That's about as anodyne and generic a non-commitment statement that could be made.
To the extent that these very mild, non-commitment statements cause people to focus on the fact that our immigration problem is a bigger than the obsession amongst the loudest voices on the internet with Mexicans, that's a good thing. For too long, all discussion about these issues has been dominated by a very small minority of people screaming about Hispanics. These people discredit the very notion of examining critically what changes need to be made with their constant screeching about "invasions."
Some people will laugh at what he said but if we are actually serious about national security and border issues, I'd be looking north as well as south. Especially if we are concerned about immigrant communities sheltering Islamic radicals. Last time I checked, there were a shit-ton more Muslims in states like Michigan, New York, Minnesota, and Ohio than in Arizona or New Mexico.
Unless of course all this sturm and drang about illegal immigration is actually more about "press one for English, dos para Español" than about actual national security concerns...
Posted by: trumpetdaddy at August 31, 2015 10:02 AM (ljZD2)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 31, 2015 10:00 AM (gW5Vg)
He could have really high blood pressure I suppose. And he probably can get hard "naturally," but I wouldn't be surprised to find out it's quite painful.
There are things you learn reviewing health insurance claims/pre-determinations of benefits that you can never un-learn.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 10:02 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 31, 2015 10:02 AM (LUgeY)
Oh re: new civility. Might want to check a post from Maet in the ONT over Foo Foo and MAxine.
Posted by: Anna Puma
So others don't have to search for it:
new rule: Cicero - no more gratuitous mentions of moo moo on the ONT unless it's a reference to a specific and timely incident on the blog.
Posted by: Maetenloch
Whatever that means. Living document.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 10:03 AM (kdS6q)
Therefore, since no ONE Patriot is responsible, and the whole organization stood to gain from the cheating then, the whole organization is responsible.
Four game suspension for the whole team.
The whole team.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 31, 2015 10:03 AM (4AVeu)
ultimate powerless of the King in comparison to God. Since Obama thinks
he's God the shows will continue.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2015 10:02 AM (OSs/l)
Well said. He believes that there's nothing he can't speak into reality.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 31, 2015 10:03 AM (HalrA)
2015: My neighborhood iis so bad, it's insured against fire, theft and BLM.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 31, 2015 10:03 AM (P6Jv8)
What I read sounded very Nicki Minaj, which, if you know Nicki Minaj is not too kind. It's not very polite. I think there's a way you speak to people with openness and love. You dont have to start this pop star against pop star war. It became Nicki Minaj and Taylor in a fight, so now the story isnt even on what you wanted it to be about. Now youve just given E! News "Catfight! Taylor and Nicki Go at It."
I know you can make it seem like, Oh I just dont understand because Im a white pop star. I know the statistics. I know whats going on in the world. But to be honest, I dont think MTV did that on purpose
http://goo.gl/6vxqE7
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 31, 2015 10:03 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 31, 2015 10:04 AM (u5gzz)
Every 1/4 point increase raises interest payments on the federal debt by around $50 billion. A return to the long term average rate will collapse the budget, AND the economy.
Posted by: Blano at August 31, 2015 10:04 AM (aeRWb)
Of course, as most thinking people know, a knife at close range leaves one hell of a permanent wound cavity. Certainly much worse than a handgun, and it's quicker to bring to bear.
Unfortunately, as they say, you cannot reason someone out of an opinion they didn't reason themselves into in the first place.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 31, 2015 10:04 AM (XiVKO)
Really? You think it's impossible for him to get hard "naturally"?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 31, 2015 10:00 AM (gW5Vg
I read the article and believe me I didn't think how would he get it up.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 31, 2015 10:04 AM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 10:02 AM (kff5f)
Yikes
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 31, 2015 10:05 AM (gW5Vg)
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No proof or insufficient proof?
There is plenty of evidence that Brady was involved. You are free to attach whatever evidentiary weight you wish, but there is evidence.
Posted by: SH at August 31, 2015 10:05 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 31, 2015 10:04 AM (XiVKO)
And that's one of the biggest problems we've had. We've been trying to fight knee-jerk emotionalism with logic.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 31, 2015 10:06 AM (HalrA)
Every 1/4 point increase raises interest payments on the federal debt by around $50 billion. A return to the long term average rate will collapse the budget, AND the economy.
Posted by: Blano at August 31, 2015 10:04 AM (aeRWb)
Math. What can't it do?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 31, 2015 10:06 AM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: Anna Puma
So others don't have to search for it:
new
rule: Cicero - no more gratuitous mentions of moo moo on the ONT unless
it's a reference to a specific and timely incident on the blog.
Posted by: Maetenloch
Whatever that means. Living document.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at
Now I'm really confused.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 31, 2015 10:06 AM (/Ho8c)
Penis pump.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:59 AM
Honestly, people, that sort of thing isn't AllenG's bag!
Posted by: Austin Danger Powers at August 31, 2015 10:06 AM (KrAjA)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 31, 2015 10:06 AM (n6Nt0)
Save us from the Burning Times?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 10:07 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 31, 2015 10:06 AM (n6Nt0)
Convince the innumerate that their vanity projects and compulsory faux-charity are killing us?
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 31, 2015 10:08 AM (HalrA)
I have been to many convince stores in inter cities and the clerk is encased in heavy plastic...
Posted by: Colin at August 31, 2015 10:08 AM (eoM8x)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 31, 2015 10:06 AM (/Ho8c)
There have been, at times, flailings about on the ONT about MooMoo.
Maet simply declared a general cease and desist.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 31, 2015 10:08 AM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: NUECES at August 31, 2015 10:08 AM (avlDR)
Or, "you say my thoughts about race or lack thereof force minorities to feel self conscious and ashamed. Are they mind readers? Isn't that statement a non sequitur? Please fill in the missing steps. I crave enllightenment and absolution."
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 31, 2015 10:09 AM (P6Jv8)
Posted by: Unaware CNN guy watching CVS burn at August 31, 2015 10:09 AM (oeKmd)
or a brief moment we had dark clouds as if it were to rain. fat chance. Now it is clearing up.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 31, 2015 10:09 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 31, 2015 10:10 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Colin at August 31, 2015 10:08 AM (eoM8x)
I used to live in a meth-infested rural area from hell, and worked in a store that was like that at night. You could go in the store during the day, but at night, everything was through the rotating bullet-resistant window. I hated that job. Imagine seeing nothing but meth heads and welfare queens for 8 hours a day, every day.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 31, 2015 10:10 AM (HalrA)
News covered those 400 people pretty much in depth, no.
I hear Glenn Beck might have did a little get together with about 20,000 close personal friends right about at the same time.
Any major news coverage?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 10:10 AM (VPLuQ)
See above about the permanent nature of the fallout when he and I finally Have Words.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 10:10 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 31, 2015 09:57 AM (n6Nt0)
Probably.
Okay, please, please, *please*, don't ask me how I know this...
Penis pump.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:59 AM (kff5f)
Really? You think it's impossible for him to get hard "naturally"?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 31, 2015 10:00 AM (gW5Vg)
It probably takes the guy several minutes to get an erection, and even then it's unlikely it's fully turgid. Hypovolemic shock would also be a risk.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2015 10:11 AM (2Ojst)
There have been, at times, flailings about on the ONT about MooMoo. Maet simply declared a general cease and desist.
Posted by: BCochran1981
So Moo leveled up to FotB! and given immunity.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 10:11 AM (kdS6q)
But so far as I can tell, they're the only ones that do it consistently across the city.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 31, 2015 10:11 AM (XiVKO)
Any major news coverage?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 10:10 AM (VPLuQ)
Pffft. Of course not.
I have to ask one thing though, did Glenn cry at any point?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 31, 2015 10:11 AM (gW5Vg)
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Proof is not the right word. Evidence is. There is plenty of evidence that the Patriots did something wrong. A court of law does not require proof. It requires evidence.
Posted by: SH at August 31, 2015 10:11 AM (gmeXX)
I think the record is some skinny British dude who is a little over 9". And functional. Much over that, and you ain't gonna get have much function.
Then there is the guy with two penises. It was some rare condition where something doesn't "unify" (you know how you two of a lot stuff, organs, limbs, ears, etc, etc) Well, in some rare cases, the precursor tissue doesn't merge properly and you get two dicks. (analogous case in women is two vaginas and uteruses).
The guys parents didn't want to do all the surgery and let him go. He grew up and has two fully functional dicks. They are side by side, not top and bottom.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at August 31, 2015 10:11 AM (dvuhZ)
Posted by: Unaware CNN guy watching CVS burn
Ahhh. Dang.
Guess that means we can't talk about most of the people in the current administration, huh?
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 31, 2015 10:12 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 10:11 AM (kdS6q)
Yeah, yeah that's exactly what happened.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 31, 2015 10:12 AM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 31, 2015 10:12 AM (fWAjv)
There is plenty of evidence that Brady was involved. You are free to attach whatever evidentiary weight you wish, but there is evidence.
____________
I think Brady is guilty as hell. I am sick of him abusing the process and I am sick of the Patriots fans complaining every time their team is caught cheating.
I just think they should give Brady what he wants and then punish the team because of what he claimed in court.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 31, 2015 10:13 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 31, 2015 10:13 AM (iQIUe)
Also, some black pastors asked the Smithsonian to remove the Margaret Sanger bust from their Civil Rights exhibit. They were rebuffed. So last week they returned w/a petition of 14,000+ signatures and a press conference. This time the Smithsonian PR person met with them. No news on the bust, though. Only saw it covered on Fox's Bret Baier show.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2015 10:13 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: bjk at August 31, 2015 10:14 AM (x2rNW)
Also, the League is not a court of law.
As I understand it, though, the whole "cheating" thing was let go with a "don't do that again." For Brady specifically, the punishment (if I've followed it correctly) is for interfering with the investigation- specifically, that he destroyed his cell phone when he knew it would be of interest to the investigators.
And that *is* a big deal. If all I have to do to get out of trouble is "accidentally" drop my cell phone in the toilet, then the League can't enforce most of it's off-the-field/equipment rules: by the time you can confirm the rule has been broken, any evidence of "intent" will always be gone.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 10:15 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 31, 2015 10:16 AM (2cS/G)
I took it that if one wished to comment on specific ideas/theories/opinions offer by the Great Bovine One, that would be acceptable. But, one should not simply remark on his rumored sexual proclivities or inability to er...perform satisfactorily.
These would be considered as simply spurious gratuitous and generic name calling and random unnecessary insults.
So, don't do things like that.
M'kay?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 10:16 AM (VPLuQ)
Explain filling a 19 in penis from a set amount of blood without stroking out the patient.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2015 10:16 AM (E9ede)
Say what now?
Posted by: Lois Lerner, EPA, Hillary!, Cheryl Mills at August 31, 2015 10:16 AM (NOIQH)
There have been, at times, flailings about on the ONT about MooMoo.
Maet simply declared a general cease and desist.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 31, 2015 10:08 AM (gW5Vg
Must have happened before I passed out. But thanks for the heads up on regarding the Cow Pie Boi.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 31, 2015 10:16 AM (OLNwX)
Posted by: Ready for Me! at August 31, 2015 10:16 AM (XiVKO)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 31, 2015 10:11 AM (kdS6q)
You having a morning? Take a breath, man. Go look at the sky.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 31, 2015 10:17 AM (3pRHP)
Every 1/4 point increase raises interest payments on the federal
debt by around $50 billion. A return to the long term average rate will
collapse the budget, AND the economy.
.
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.I was looking at a chart that has historical Fed interest rates on Wiki. you are correct, it will be brutal if the Fed ever gets the interest rate back to anything resembling a historical normal. 4-5% would destroy the Federal budget as interest on the debt alone would take most of the Tax revenue for the year.
We are truly heading for a hard landing and the only thing that will keep us out of it is perpetual 0% by the Fed or a default on the debt because the outlying years are going to be interesting when the Social Security bomb explodes.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 31, 2015 10:17 AM (iONHu)
M'kay?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 10:16 AM (VPLuQ)
You fascist! You're restricting my Free Speech Rights!!1!1!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 31, 2015 10:17 AM (gW5Vg)
thick lexan screens. You can usually buy your usual convenience store
counter items from them as well.
I have been to so many areas like that the last few years (on business) I did get to go to Camden, NJ on a snowy day, I was glad to see the snow in that city.
But all Ghetto areas look much the same....actually Philly looked better than most. Try Newark, and other northern NJ cities for example, or Roxbury, MA. etc.
Posted by: Colin at August 31, 2015 10:19 AM (eoM8x)
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 31, 2015 10:20 AM (XiVKO)
Actually, the Commish isn't an entity unto himself. The Commish represents the league of owners. The other owners are pissed at the Patriots and Goodell has to keep the league organized.
When Brady appeals, he is challenging the owners of the league. That's why Bob Kraft didn't appeal Goodell's suspension of Brady. Kraft has to work with the owners of the other teams and if he appealed, they can consider whether the Patriots belong in the league or not.
This isn't just about Goodell.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 31, 2015 10:21 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 31, 2015 10:21 AM (4AVeu)
Bad PR all the way around. We were talking about this shit heading into the super bowl. Now here we are 1 preseason game away from the regular season and we are still talking about it.
Goodell was too harsh and Brady shouldn't have filed a lawsuit. Now the NFL will be always in litigation with its players. God dammit. Play FB
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 31, 2015 10:23 AM (OLNwX)
Trusted they would only peek at things related to deflategate?
Posted by: Positive Waves at August 31, 2015 10:26 AM (MQEz6)
Kids today are tremendously confused.
Confession. Last century, on a CompuServe forum (pre-Internet), I briefly took the smartass stance of "being bi" in the sense of being able to - intellectually - appreciate the sexuality of menfolk, as they seem to women, along with my natural appreciation of gals.
I don't remember how I got into that. It was more about language than sexuality, I think. Mostly I remember my debate correspondent insisting that unless one had actual sexual contact, it didn't count. What? I knew I liked girls long before I had contact!
I was having fun. Being an idiot. I sure hope all those forum posts got Hillaried decades ago. I have a bunch of my own stuff stored on 5" floppies that can only be read by a Shack Model I computer, so they're secure.
Posted by: mindful webworker - geoff milawn at August 31, 2015 10:26 AM (V0CWC)
_________________
Yeah, that's not what happened.
Posted by: Unaware CNN guy watching CVS burn at August 31, 2015 10:33 AM (oeKmd)
Posted by: BCochran1981
Fuck that. The moo is lying POS by his own admission and an anti-semite to boot.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2015 10:33 AM (gf8BH)
It was an example of the unacceptable, not a statement of previous action.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2015 10:35 AM (VPLuQ)
The CVS that was burned in Baltimore has been torn down. CVS is going to build a larger store soon, I hope they wait for awhile.
I hope they post guards with AR15s at strategic points.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 31, 2015 09:48 AM (kff5f)
We work cheap! Onry two jar of kimchi per day!
If we shoot rooter, one jar per burret.
Posted by: Acme Roof Koreans Inc. at August 31, 2015 10:38 AM (TuXs5)
Posted by: Rachel Carson at August 31, 2015 09:55 AM (e8kgV)
I call bullshit. First: Indian farmers are dosing their livestock with painkillers? Why? Empathy for the feelings of animals just doesn't run that high in that part of the world. Second: India's a very large country. Twentyfive million feral dogs there just ain't that many. Means you'd have to really go looking to see them. Hell of a lot more people.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2015 10:48 AM (aRgrb)
1728 RPM by my tachometer. Not bad. You might want to put a little grease on the giggling pin, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2015 10:54 AM (aRgrb)
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