Overnight Open Thread (29 Aug 2015)

WTF? Pentagon not targeting Islamic State training camps.

And coalition forces may be advertising where our ISR and tanker aircraft are flying in Iraq and Syria. Not too smart.

Drones

Got a pesky drone problem? Give Boeing's Compact Laser System a try. I only have one question. Can I put this on a shark yet?

Pizza Personality

Meh. The way you eat pizza can give clues about personality. What if you stack two pieces on top of each other to make an impromptu calzone?

This Much Will Kill You

WiFi Allergy

Gadget 'allergy' pays off for a French woman. Expect many, many more. I'm allergic to Democrats and GOPe types. I demand a disability stipend for this.

Too Violent?

Elementary school bans little girls "violent" Wonder Woman lunch box. Seriously?

Roman Candle Launcher

Super Star Destroyer


A Super Star Destroyer is as big as Manhattan. Now if it is commanded by a DeBlasio type, it'll be combat ineffective.

Radioactive Tuna

Scientists say not to worry about eating radioactive Fukushima tuna. You'd have to eat 2.5 tons of it. Now if one can get some super powers out of it.

BeatBox Sax

Dude has some skills.

Promises, Promises

Yeah, sure you will. House GOP leadership: we'll vote to defund Planned Parenthood this fall.

Cat Video

Do you have cats? Do you seem to always have money missing from your purse or wallet? It just might be your cat.

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1 Bow before Eris!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 09:57 PM (jR7Wy)

2 I have eaten some "Fukushima tuna" in my time, if you get my drift.

Posted by: Will Folks at August 29, 2015 09:58 PM (iMxBJ)

3 I think I dig Diana Falzone on Fox talking about video games.


http://tinyurl.com/ntybbgm

Posted by: CDR M at August 29, 2015 09:58 PM (TWXpK)

4 Gawd, so love the old 1911 Encyclopedia Britannica... by gosh they try and teach you how to read hieroglyphics.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 09:59 PM (JgpFm)

5 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 29, 2015 09:59 PM (KCxzN)

6 4 Gawd, so love the old 1911 Encyclopedia Britannica... by gosh they try and teach you how to read hieroglyphics.

Yeah, but do they use the "Michael Thomas Method?"

Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2015 10:00 PM (iMxBJ)

7 Super Star Destroyer or an Ancient Aliens Spear of Longinus?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 10:00 PM (JgpFm)

8 Howdy...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:01 PM (3kBFI)

9 Our Sunni Muslim president is 100% behind ISIS.

His actions confirm this.

Posted by: Valiant at August 29, 2015 10:01 PM (2bqlb)

10 Michel Thomas Method? Since 1911, non.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 10:02 PM (JgpFm)

11 Damn, quite a cliffhanger ending for HoW. Damn, can't wait!

Posted by: logprof, now selling on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:02 PM (vsbNu)

12 "Trace levels of radiation" my ass. Those lying rat bastards. Read articles from unbiased sources and you'll find radiation levels more than 1500 times safe levels.

Posted by: Sixkiller at August 29, 2015 10:02 PM (hRytD)

13 So anyway....I got a spam e-mail today that was all "eleven" this and "eleven" that.

How did those fuckers know that shit?

Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2015 10:02 PM (MDgS8)

14 Evening morons

A plethora of topics.,thanks CDR

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 10:02 PM (OMXTD)

15 Tuna is not for closers.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at August 29, 2015 10:03 PM (+1T7c)

16 Is DeBlasio as effective as Dark Helmet?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2015 10:03 PM (W5DcG)

17 13 So anyway....I got a spam e-mail today that was all "eleven" this and "eleven" that.
How did those fuckers know that shit?


Ashley Madison account?

Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2015 10:03 PM (iMxBJ)

18 " Super Star Destroyer or an Ancient Aliens Spear of Longinus?"


You weren't looking at that stupid pic from Mars were you?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:03 PM (3kBFI)

19 Purrfect scratching post idea

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/selection-du-weekend-155-71.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 10:04 PM (JgpFm)

20 Scientists say not to worry about eating radioactive Fukushima tuna. You'd have to eat 2.5 tons of it
___
The dose makes the poison

Posted by: Some dead white guy at August 29, 2015 10:05 PM (5LOno)

21

How did those fuckers know that shit?

Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2015 10:02 PM (MDgS

My guess you used the following email

Eleven@clintonglobal.com

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 10:05 PM (OMXTD)

22 Cats have no use for money.

They lack opposable thumbs.

No opposable thumbs -- no use for money.

Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2015 10:06 PM (MDgS8)

23 House GOP leadership: we'll vote to defund Planned Parenthood this fall.

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

Not Buying It.

Posted by: filbert at August 29, 2015 10:06 PM (JvPqF)

24 So anyway....I got a spam e-mail today that was all "eleven" this and "eleven" that.

How did those fuckers know that shit?

Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2015 10:02 PM (MDgS

*****

Well, when you use the same handle at porn sites as here, it could get problematic.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 29, 2015 10:07 PM (7vsWz)

25 Insert Hot Dogs Here.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at August 29, 2015 10:07 PM (Dwehj)

26 Anyone knows who wrote that story about Houdini being buried alive in Egypt? Hint: his creation usually shows up here on the ONTs.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 29, 2015 10:07 PM (P6Jv8)

27 Pentagon not targeting Islamic State training camps


No . . . that's just what they'll be expecting us to do!

Posted by: Rex Kramer at August 29, 2015 10:07 PM (JO9+V)

28 Is that SCOAMF buzzing **sniffles... remembers poor Buzzion** the Statue of Liberty in an SSD?

Posted by: wouldn't be surprised at August 29, 2015 10:07 PM (4nTsn)

29 No opposable thumbs -- no use for money.
Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2015 10:06 PM (MDgS

You wouldn't say that if you had a $100 per day catnip habit.

Posted by: Felix at August 29, 2015 10:08 PM (laMCB)

30 I like my coffee but 70 cups in a day?,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 10:08 PM (OMXTD)

31 "Eleven@clintonglobal.com"

So, eleven is part of the global Clinton flim-flam and he posts here as a screen.

Hmm...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:08 PM (3kBFI)

32 Speaking of pizza personality, my novella (with the possible exception of Breaking Bad, which it antedates over a decade) may be the only time you find pizza as a metaphor.

Posted by: logprof, now shamelessly plugging at August 29, 2015 10:08 PM (vsbNu)

33 I love an ONT that starts at 9.00 central time, it affords me the luxury of commenting, going to the bar, and commenting again upon my return with the slurred speech keyboard correction software installed. It dosen`t filter out the stupid bullshit I post, but it does help to keep me from being banned. Especially since I purchased it from Ace for a nominal fee!

Posted by: Thurston Howell Trump at August 29, 2015 10:09 PM (R4vR0)

34 Scientists say not to worry about eating radioactive Fukushima tuna.

I love sushi.

Posted by: Hillary!!! at August 29, 2015 10:09 PM (oVJmc)

35 Bitch set me up!

Posted by: Thieving Cat at August 29, 2015 10:10 PM (5zyvn)

36 Sorry cat, you won't get a piece of me!!

Posted by: Bill Parcells at August 29, 2015 10:10 PM (vsbNu)

37 " (with the possible exception of Breaking Bad, which it antedates over a decade)"


One may protest too much.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:10 PM (3kBFI)

38 Careful Corrector.

Chi will vouch for that. ; )

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 10:10 PM (zyIlW)

39 My cat's been spending a lot of time in the bathtub this week. Starting to creep me out.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 29, 2015 10:11 PM (rHXGG)

40 Evening Horde.

DC and I are already well into the shots.

And the wife and I have decided that in the show Once Upon A Time, the Evil Queen is way hot as the Evil Queen. "Tittyrific" is the agreed upon term.

http://tinypic.com/r/4tkqhc/8

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:11 PM (GEICT)

41 No opposable thumbs -- no use for money.
Posted by: eleven
---------

We're evolving:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/oxke5zw

Posted by: Six toed cat at August 29, 2015 10:11 PM (9mTYi)

42 Of course we're not targeting ISIS training camps.

The goal of the US is the overthrow of the Syrian government. The only reason that we've done anything at all to thwart them is because they started to grow to big in Iraq which was an embarrassment to Obama.

Didn't you get the memo under Obama we've done away with the WoT an are now fighting a War for the Terrorists.

Posted by: amanwithnoparty at August 29, 2015 10:11 PM (sbaXF)

43 Pentagon not targeting Islamic State training camps





Well of course. That would be Islamaphobic. Remember the Crusades?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2015 10:13 PM (DiZBp)

44 The Dialectical Material Split of Kimonos

A White person who wears a kimono is engaging in Imperialism and colonization by 'culturally appropriating' non-White cultures.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9786

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 29, 2015 10:13 PM (0TXlm)

45 For those who have not bought logprof's book yet
http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-20/detail/B014EKK5CO

And oh yeah, please buy mine!!!
http://astore.amazon.com/aoshq-20/detail/B014BTSEYO

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 10:13 PM (JgpFm)

46 My Star Destroyer is the Emasculator.

Posted by: Grand Moff Hillary!!! at August 29, 2015 10:14 PM (oVJmc)

47 43 Well of course. That would be Islamaphobic. Remember the Crusades?

And the British in Malaya in the 1950's.

Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2015 10:14 PM (iMxBJ)

48 37 " (with the possible exception of Breaking Bad, which it antedates over a decade)"


One may protest too much.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:10 PM (3kBFI)


--I laugh just thinking about the BB pizza scene. It just came out of nowhere. The commentary told that it was done in just one take (I can imagine what a PITA it would have been with multiple takes/pizza pies).

Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:14 PM (vsbNu)

49 Slow-ass ONT and nobody's taking any bait.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:14 PM (3kBFI)

50 It would be awesome to see a ship like that fly overhead. That could take out ISIS and Iran simultaneously.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 29, 2015 10:14 PM (P6Jv8)

51 39 My cat's been spending a lot of time in the bathtub this week. Starting to creep me out.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 29, 2015

And my youngest dog has started digging holes out of the blue. Solunar phase?,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 10:14 PM (OMXTD)

52 I'm no longer shocked about what the lunatics in the five-sided nuthouse do (or doesn't do) anymore.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 10:14 PM (zyIlW)

53 44 A White person who wears a kimono is engaging in Imperialism and colonization by 'culturally appropriating' non-White cultures.

Oh crap.

Posted by: Tom Cruise at August 29, 2015 10:14 PM (iMxBJ)

54 If that Super Star Destroyer were a lot bigger, I might consider it as my next boat.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at August 29, 2015 10:15 PM (4nTsn)

55 Thanks for saving me the pimpery, Anna Puma!

Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:15 PM (vsbNu)

56 "--I laugh just thinking about the BB pizza scene."

Hehe.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:15 PM (3kBFI)

57
A White person who wears a kimono is engaging in Imperialism and colonization by 'culturally appropriating' non-White cultures.


So why do the Japanese wear western suits and ties?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 29, 2015 10:16 PM (oVJmc)

58 I'm no longer shocked about what the lunatics in the five-sided nuthouse do (or doesn't do) anymore.


Insanity in triplicate.

Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at August 29, 2015 10:16 PM (Dwehj)

59 Is DeBlasio as effective as Dark Helmet?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2015 10:03 PM


Unlike Mega Maid, he can suck and blow at the same time.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2015 10:16 PM (KrAjA)

60 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 09:59 PM (JgpFm)


Once upon a time it was reasonable to expect encyclopedia readers to be interested in actually knowing how to do things!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 29, 2015 10:16 PM (ftVQq)

61 Tomorrow will be a bitch. Moved mid-kid today. 10'hour day and I don't know how many trips up to her 2nd floor apartment.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 10:17 PM (OMXTD)

62 54 If that Super Star Destroyer were a lot bigger, I might consider it as my next boat.
Posted by: Marco Rubio at August 29, 2015 10:15 PM (4nTsn)


I could fit any little bitch boat you could buy into my smallest ship. Yeah, my ships are too big to call "boats."

Posted by: Donald Trump at August 29, 2015 10:17 PM (iMxBJ)

63 39 My cat's been spending a lot of time in the bathtub this week. Starting to creep me out.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 29, 2015 10:11 PM (rHXGG)

--As long as it is not a wedding deal-breaker.

Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:17 PM (vsbNu)

64 Congrats HR : )

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 10:18 PM (zyIlW)

65 Once upon a time it was reasonable to expect encyclopedia readers to be interested in actually knowing how to do things!
Posted by: Hrothgar
-------------

'The Book of Knowledge".
Read it for entertainment when I was a kid.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2015 10:18 PM (9mTYi)

66 Pentagon not targeting ISIS training camps.

No. That's...just what they'll be expecting us to do.

Posted by: Rex Kramer at August 29, 2015 10:18 PM (EDYaR)

67 Slow-ass ONT and nobody's taking any bait.

It's not slow. It's dsylexci.

Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2015 10:19 PM (MDgS8)

68 51 And my youngest dog has started digging holes out of the blue. Solunar phase?

More likely: new lifelong habit.

Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2015 10:19 PM (iMxBJ)

69 TPH left a comment.

Logprof, you are welcome.

Hrothgar, shocking isn't it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 10:19 PM (JgpFm)

70 Imma get my good hand on one of them Roman Candle guns.

Posted by: Jason Pierre Paul at August 29, 2015 10:19 PM (Dwehj)

71 >>>Scientists say not to worry about eating radioactive Fukushima tuna. You'd have to eat 2.5 tons of it.

Hillary's getting in that vicinity.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at August 29, 2015 10:20 PM (P6Jv8)

72 Yesterday after work, I stopped in the liquor store to buy, get this, some liquor.

I saw a young woman who was absolutely stunning.

I kept glancing at her, (I could hardly help it), and she noticed and was not amused.

I wanted to say to her, "You are beautiful. No, i'm not trying to hit on you; I'm merely stating a fact", but from the expression on her face I think she would have maced me before I got all that out.

Posted by: rickl at August 29, 2015 10:20 PM (sdi6R)

73 Because I brought it up:

https://youtu.be/K_GbFMtPF6I

Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:20 PM (vsbNu)

74 The Julian Krein piece on Trump listed in the margins here is quite good. Surprisingly few really understand Trump and his appeal, perhaps because few really want to.

Posted by: rrpjr at August 29, 2015 10:21 PM (s/yC1)

75 'The Book of Knowledge".
Read it for entertainment when I was a kid.

--

I loved that!
Tried to find a set for my kids but alas.
Didn't it have a section about cistunes throughout history which was several pages of colored illustrations. So cool.

Posted by: @votermom at August 29, 2015 10:21 PM (cbfNE)

76 More likely: new lifelong habit.
Posted by: Splunge at August

F*ck, f*ckity, f*ck,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 10:21 PM (OMXTD)

77 Elementary school bans little girls "violent" Wonder Woman lunch box. Seriously?

I went to the article. According to this school's rules, images of police officers would be baaaad.
And since when is using violence to solve problems a bad thing? A woman who kicks a would be rapist in the balls is using violence to solve a problem.
If someone tries to attack the president of the United States and secret service tackle him, they're using violence to solve a problem.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2015 10:21 PM (+lVUW)

78 So, bottom line-The "too much" video supports the smoking of pot.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2015 10:21 PM (OSs/l)

79 Hrothgar, shocking isn't it.


Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 10:19 PM (JgpFm)

Just hoping I can inoculate grand-daughter from the crap in her AP courses!
Think I need Encyclopedia Britannica ca 1945-50.

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 29, 2015 10:21 PM (ftVQq)

80 "It's not slow. It's dsylexci."


Huh.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:21 PM (3kBFI)

81 This is a slow ONT.

We need to shake it up.

Hmmmm....FUCK ALL OF YOU. DONALD TRUMP SUCKS. TED CRUZ IS A SELL OUT. JEB AND MCCONNELL ARE THE WAY TO GO.

SOMEBODY POUR A SHOT.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:22 PM (GEICT)

82 Slow-ass ONT and nobody's taking any bait.

-!

We could start talking trash about Gandalf again?

Posted by: @votermom at August 29, 2015 10:22 PM (cbfNE)

83 A White person who wears a kimono is engaging in Imperialism and colonization by 'culturally appropriating' non-White cultures.


Can I still fap to lesbo anime? Is that culturally ok?

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 29, 2015 10:23 PM (NGd+i)

84 We need wonder transwoman lunchboxes for transkids.

Beatbox is silly. Sloshing saliva around in your mouth isn't music. It makes me want to puke everytime I hear it.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 29, 2015 10:23 PM (P6Jv8)

85 > may be the only time you find pizza as a metaphor.


...When the Moon hits your eye
like-a big Pizza-Pie, that's Amore...

Posted by: Dean Martin at August 29, 2015 10:23 PM (KDkl/)

86 Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 29, 2015 10:16 PM (oVJmc)

Western cultural imperialism of course. That's the answer, no matter the question (or behavior).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 29, 2015 10:23 PM (GDulk)

87 I wanted to say to her, "You are beautiful. No, i'm not trying to hit on you; I'm merely stating a fact", but from the expression on her face I think she would have maced me before I got all that out.
Posted by: rickl at August 29, 2015 10:20 PM (sdi6R)

At least you didn't ask her if she wanted to see your pussies

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 10:23 PM (OMXTD)

88 From the wiki on the Book of Knowledge, a children's encyclopedia:

"In May 1973 riots occurred in Jammu and Kashmir, India, in an area where Jamaat-e-Islami was gaining influence, sparked by the discovery that an illustration contained in The Book of Knowledge, which had been stored in a local library for decades, portrayed the Archangel Gabriel dictating portions of the Quran to Muhammad. Muslims offended by a visual depiction of Muhammad caused riots which left four dead and over a hundred wounded. The sale of the encyclopedia was then banned, although it was already out of print by that time".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 10:23 PM (jR7Wy)

89 Heh BC,

*pours shot*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 10:23 PM (zyIlW)

90 "I wanted to say to her, "You are beautiful. No, i'm not trying to hit on you; I'm merely stating a fact", but from the expression on her face I think she would have maced me before I got all that out."


Creepy.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:24 PM (3kBFI)

91 White person who wears a kimono is engaging in Imperialism and colonization by 'culturally appropriating' non-White cultures.

Whoops; I guess performances of "The Mikado" are out then, eh?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2015 10:24 PM (OSs/l)

92 Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 10:18 PM

Thanks

--As long as it is not a wedding deal-breaker.

So far so good

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 29, 2015 10:24 PM (rHXGG)

93 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:22 PM (GEICT)

And it's Cochran for the banhammer--he didn't even issue a trigger warning, and he forgot John "Orange" Boehner!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 29, 2015 10:25 PM (ftVQq)

94 The 1911 one has fallen into public domain

Wiki has links to the Project Gutenberg scans and another site.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/qc2u9q8

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 10:25 PM (JgpFm)

95 89 Heh BC,

*pours shot*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 10:23 PM (zyIlW)



Now we're getting somewhere.

DC has been summoned. His drunk/stoned ass should be here shortly.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:25 PM (GEICT)

96 >>>I could fit any little bitch boat you could buy into my smallest ship. Yeah, my ships are too big to call "boats."

Posted by: Donald Trump at August 29, 2015 10:17 PM (iMxBJ)<<<

Go back to Univision, imposter. The real Donald Trump would have said that "my ships are too yuuuuuuuge to call boats!"

Posted by: the real Donald Trump at August 29, 2015 10:26 PM (4nTsn)

97 Defund Planned Parenthood Now!

(Hell yeah, I've still got it.)

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at August 29, 2015 10:26 PM (u5gzz)

98 If you want a donnybrook,you filthy Irish hoor, you just gotta ask!

*defenestrates Cochran into raptor pit*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 10:26 PM (jR7Wy)

99 Great great grandfather is mentioned in the 1911 Encyclopedia Britannica article on Kabardia in the Caucasus region.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at August 29, 2015 10:26 PM (dZGNV)

100 It can never be said enough, John Boehner is a useless cunt.

No ones buying your show vote PP defunding bill Johnny.

And why is the defunding only one year?

Asshole!

Posted by: Kreplach at August 29, 2015 10:26 PM (WVvzl)

101 I wanted to say to her, "You are beautiful. No, i'm not trying to hit on you; I'm merely stating a fact", but from the expression on her face I think she would have maced me before I got all that out.
Posted by: rickl at August 29, 2015 10:20 PM (sdi6R)
...... I have had that problem before as well, and yes, I did get maced. I was able to overcome the incident by apologizing to my friend and he convinced his wife not to file charges!!!

Posted by: Thurston Howell Trump at August 29, 2015 10:26 PM (R4vR0)

102 >>>Didn't it have a section about cistunes throughout history which was several pages of colored illustrations.

Your triggering me with your microaggession.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 29, 2015 10:26 PM (P6Jv8)

103 We could start talking trash about Gandalf again?

Posted by: @votermom at August 29, 2015 10:22 PM (cbfNE)

So the real problem with Gandalf was that he was White?

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 29, 2015 10:27 PM (ftVQq)

104 Fucking mick has to ruin everything. No wonder why we can't have nice things here.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 10:27 PM (OMXTD)

105 85 > may be the only time you find pizza as a metaphor.


...When the Moon hits your eye
like-a big Pizza-Pie, that's Amore...
Posted by: Dean Martin at August 29, 2015 10:23 PM (KDkl/)


--That's a simile, not a metaphor.

Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:27 PM (vsbNu)

106 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:22 PM (GEICT)

I haven't been paying much attention...how are your beloved Atlanta Braves doing?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo: NY Yankees Fan at August 29, 2015 10:27 PM (Zu3d9)

107 "FUCK ALL OF YOU. DONALD TRUMP SUCKS. TED CRUZ IS A SELL OUT. JEB AND MCCONNELL ARE THE WAY TO GO."

Trump does not suck dick. Maybe the finest Calebresion ice cream sticks. But not dick.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:27 PM (3kBFI)

108 104 Fucking mick has to ruin everything. No wonder why we can't have nice things here.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 10:27 PM (OMXTD)
---
Build that wall!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 10:28 PM (jR7Wy)

109 Yeah, sure you will. House GOP leadership: we'll vote to defund Planned Parenthood this fall.
***
Actually enforcing immigration law...a bridge too far.

Spending tax dollars on extermination centers that harvest organs...necessary government expenditure.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 29, 2015 10:28 PM (5LOno)

110 Your triggering me with your microaggession.

Wanton disregard for apostrophes is a macroaggression.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 29, 2015 10:28 PM (rHXGG)

111 I don't have a shot BC, but I can try chugging the rest of my beer.

I think the new banning/civility rules have been taken to heart, IMO.

Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:29 PM (vsbNu)

112 Posted by: Hrothgar at August 29, 2015 10:27 PM (ftVQq)

Only after he killed a minority.

Do you know how few Balrogs there are?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo: NY Yankees Fan at August 29, 2015 10:29 PM (Zu3d9)

113 When I was a wee lad--elementary school--I read virtually the entire World Book Encyclopedia. Unfortunately, I was far younger than my siblings so it was old and quite dated. I have a solid base of knowledge from 1954 (the red edition if anyone remembers it.)

Go ahead, ask me about Ubangi-Shari!

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 29, 2015 10:29 PM (l3vZN)

114 >>>Hmmmm....FUCK ALL OF YOU. DONALD TRUMP SUCKS. TED CRUZ IS A SELL OUT. JEB AND MCCONNELL ARE THE WAY TO GO.

I guess those words mean stuff.

Crossbows
Tats
Hardwood
If I can touch em, they're real
.40

*plants flag*

Bring it, bitches

Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 10:29 PM (e+1S5)

115 But it wasn't Gabriel who dictated over 15 years the Qu'ran to the guy wrapped in blankets suffering epileptic fits. But Jibriel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 10:29 PM (JgpFm)

116 ...although I do kind of like that when the cat tries to smother me with his butt, his fur smells like my shampoo instead of butt.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 29, 2015 10:30 PM (rHXGG)

117 I haven't been paying much attention...how are your beloved Atlanta Braves doing?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo: NY Yankees Fan at August 29, 2015 10:27 PM (Zu3d9)



Like shit. Bastards.


Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:30 PM (GEICT)

118 "Go ahead, ask me about Ubangi-Shari!"

Well?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:30 PM (3kBFI)

119 A pizza is like round food.

Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2015 10:30 PM (MDgS8)

120 I think the new banning/civility rules have been taken to heart, IMO.

Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:29 PM (vsbNu)



Short term...yes they have. And I'm enjoying it.

Long term...he's going to have to ban some people before it sinks in. Which I'm fully in favor of.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:32 PM (GEICT)

121 Bitch? Yeah, let me just run this one by you. What if we say we'll build a wall around Planned Parenthood?

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at August 29, 2015 10:32 PM (u5gzz)

122 Ubangi-Shari. I know her.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 29, 2015 10:32 PM (7SWgb)

123 >>>It can never be said enough, John Boehner is a useless cunt.

So I'm getting a Boehnerplasty?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 29, 2015 10:32 PM (P6Jv8)

124
*plants flag*

Bring it, bitches
Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 10:29 PM (e+1S5)

Clear & concise

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 10:32 PM (OMXTD)

125 "A pizza is like round food."


How do you make a square meal out of it?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:32 PM (3kBFI)

126 >>>DC has been summoned. His drunk/stoned ass should be here shortly.

Hey, have you seen my bokken?

Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 10:33 PM (e+1S5)

127 When I was a wee lad--elementary school--I read virtually the entire
World Book Encyclopedia. Unfortunately, I was far younger than my
siblings so it was old and quite dated. I have a solid base of
knowledge from 1954 (the red edition if anyone remembers it.)


I read the whole 1959 set (blue covers), cover to cover, one at a time, at my grandparents' house.

Can't remember if the one at my house was 1985 or 1986...and my fourth grade teacher would do this thing where she'd hand a random volume to each kid and demand a report on a country or an animal or whatever of our choice, but I don't remember what year the set in her room was.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 29, 2015 10:33 PM (rHXGG)

128 The thing about pizza is . . . the geometry of it all.

Square box, round pie, triangle slices.

Do you reach, brother?

Posted by: Count de Monet, Spaced Hippie at August 29, 2015 10:34 PM (JO9+V)

129 Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 29, 2015 10:32 PM (7SWgb)

Ubangi Shari....
Ibangi Shari....
Weallbangi Shari....

Shari is a slut.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 29, 2015 10:34 PM (Zu3d9)

130 Lasagna is a square meal.

Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2015 10:34 PM (MDgS8)

131 RK--A Department of French Equatorial Africa, populated by heathen savages that inserted plates into the lips of their womenfolk to give them a strangely enticing ducklike appearance.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 29, 2015 10:34 PM (l3vZN)

132 Looks to me like the Pentagon has marching orders to only hit IS if they do something, and only the people that do it. If they are just training camps, supplies, etc, they are left alone:

"Once a target is identified as performing a hostile act, or is part of an obvious hostile force, a training camp for example, we prosecute that target in accordance with the coalition rules of engagement and the law of armed conflict"

They also are calling the group "Daesh" which is just ridiculous.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2015 10:34 PM (39g3+)

133 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:32 PM (GEICT)

#twoweeks.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 29, 2015 10:35 PM (Zu3d9)

134 Paper money has moved through a hundred unclean hands. Cats pick it up because it's hard to find dried-up dirty rodent corpses.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 29, 2015 10:36 PM (VdICR)

135 113 When I was a wee lad--elementary school--I read virtually the entire World Book Encyclopedia. Unfortunately, I was far younger than my siblings so it was old and quite dated. I have a solid base of knowledge from 1954 (the red edition if anyone remembers it.)

Go ahead, ask me about Ubangi-Shari!
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 29, 2015 10:29 PM (l3vZN)

--Through the generations my family had three editions of Funk and Wagnalls: My grandmother green from the '50s with some supplemental yearbooks; my parents (not sure when they bought them) black; and when I was in sixth and seventh grade the dark brown ones that could be bought one volume at a time int he supermarket, and the first three of which came with a world atlas, and one each of two volumes of a dictionary. I read the last voraciously, and even as we speak, thirty years later I still keep the dictionary around because it is excellent.

Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:36 PM (vsbNu)

136 >>>Wanton disregard for apostrophes is a macroaggression.

Sorry, yeah it greats on me to when people use the wrong homonym.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 29, 2015 10:36 PM (P6Jv8)

137 - --That's a simile, not a metaphor.

So your book is about parsing grammar, and making red pencil corrections?

Gonna be a hit, man. Really a best seller.

Posted by: Mr. Fobus at August 29, 2015 10:36 PM (hz1C0)

138 Yeah the cat definitely took the money out of your purse mom.

Posted by: Your teenage kid at August 29, 2015 10:36 PM (bHhan)

139 "Do you reach, brother?"

I'm feeling that ol' time geometry.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:36 PM (3kBFI)

140 They also are calling the group "Daesh" which is just ridiculous.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2015 10:34 PM (39g3+)
......
It appears to me that "Daesh" is a lot safer from the Obama administration than a republican!

Posted by: Thurston Howell Trump at August 29, 2015 10:37 PM (R4vR0)

141 "Do you have cats? Do you seem to always have money missing from your purse or wallet? It just might be your cat."

Cats *are* Democrats then.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 29, 2015 10:37 PM (wZ2hu)

142 So BC, you ever see the comic Baby Blues? The one today made me think of you. Family getting ready to go to dinner. Little boy tells dad "i got a bruise on my butt playing baseball. I'm going pants less!"

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 29, 2015 10:37 PM (Vm8WO)

143 Alright, am I doing the toast or does someone else want to contribute?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:37 PM (GEICT)

144 Heya bebe!

Hi DC!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 10:38 PM (zyIlW)

145 "Lasagna is a square meal."


Just before you get the business.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:38 PM (3kBFI)

146 *fills martini glass*

Hit it, BC!

Think you can top last night's toasts?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 10:38 PM (jR7Wy)

147 118 "Go ahead, ask me about Ubangi-Shari!"

Well?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:30 PM (3kBFI)

--Jinx explained, but those are the two rivers (both tributaries of the Congo) that delineated the territory.

Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:38 PM (vsbNu)

148 140 They also are calling the group "Daesh" which is just ridiculous.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2015 10:34 PM (39g3+)
......
It appears to me that "Daesh" is a lot safer from the Obama administration than a republican!

Posted by: Thurston Howell Trump at August 29, 2015 10:37 PM (R4vR0)



Calling them "Daesh" is actually an insult. One that pisses them off mightily. So....yeah.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:39 PM (GEICT)

149 They also are calling the group "Daesh" which is just ridiculous.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor


Daesh and ISIL instead of douche and asshole.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2015 10:39 PM (W5DcG)

150 "Alright, am I doing the toast or does someone else want to contribute?"


Drink it up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:39 PM (3kBFI)

151 142 So BC, you ever see the comic Baby Blues? The one today made me think of you. Family getting ready to go to dinner. Little boy tells dad "i got a bruise on my butt playing baseball. I'm going pants less!"

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 29, 2015 10:37 PM (Vm8WO)



I have not. And that sounds hysterically accurate.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:39 PM (GEICT)

152 OH FUCK THAT. MACHADO CHECKED HIS SWING

Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 10:40 PM (e+1S5)

153 I'm feeling that ol' time geometry.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:36 PM


It's nice to see that someone still remembers...

Posted by: Pythagoras at August 29, 2015 10:41 PM (KCxzN)

154 137 - --That's a simile, not a metaphor.

So your book is about parsing grammar, and making red pencil corrections?

Gonna be a hit, man. Really a best seller.
Posted by: Mr. Fobus at August 29, 2015 10:36 PM (hz1C0)


--No, *I* am about parsing grammar!

I parse grammar because she drives to fucking slow.

Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:41 PM (vsbNu)

155 "(both tributaries of the Congo) that delineated the territory."

Oh, thought he doing a joke. Heard of the Ubangi.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:41 PM (3kBFI)

156 Daesh and ISIL instead of douche and asshole.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2015 10:39 PM (W5DcG)
----
*raises glass*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 10:41 PM (jR7Wy)

157 Posted by: rickl at August 29, 2015 10:20 PM (sdi6R)

I have found that I am pretty much invisible to attractive women since I hit my 40s. It's a gift.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 29, 2015 10:41 PM (laMCB)

158 Calling them "Daesh" is actually an insult. One that pisses them off mightily. So....yeah.

Yeah, its an attempt to not identify them as Islamic. Its a deliberate manipulation of public opinion, the White House has stated they want this term used because they aren't "true Muslims." But its kind of clear why they really don't want people noticing Islamic States is, you know, Islamic.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2015 10:41 PM (39g3+)

159 Fine. Let's do the damn thing.


Four blessings upon you...
Older whiskey
Younger women
Faster horses
More money

Slainte!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:42 PM (GEICT)

160 "A pizza is like round food."


How do you make a square meal out of it?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:32 PM (3kBFI)


ಠ_ಠ

Posted by: Ancient Greek Geometrician \s at August 29, 2015 10:43 PM (0TXlm)

161 Oh, thought he doing a joke.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill

You can never tell if I'm attempting a joke.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 29, 2015 10:43 PM (l3vZN)

162 So what kinda shirts to the guys get? 'Cause, you know, I could go for a nice shirt.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 29, 2015 10:43 PM (u5gzz)

163 Well I have pretty much ruled out a sub-plot I had wanted to include in sequel. But no US Navy ships paid port calls and already got the local angle squared away.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 10:43 PM (JgpFm)

164 True fact:

The term "square meal" originates from the square wooden plates sailors in the Royal Navy used for their food.

(Source: the excellent To Rule the Waves by David Hermann)

Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:44 PM (vsbNu)

165 Yeah, its an attempt to not identify them as Islamic. Its a deliberate manipulation of public opinion, the White House has stated they want this term used because they aren't "true Muslims." But its kind of clear why they really don't want people noticing Islamic States is, you know, Islamic.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2015 10:41 PM (39g3+)



No, no it's not. Come on man. Do some research.

Daesh, an adapted acronym of their Arabic name - Dawlat al-Islamiyah f'al-Iraq w Belaad al-Sham - is similar to another Arabic word - das - which means 'to trample down' or 'crush', which could therefore be the source of their dislike.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:44 PM (GEICT)

166 "
It's nice to see that someone still remembers..."

Pythagorus, you wonderful SumBitch, how could we forget you

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:44 PM (3kBFI)

167 Last summer, I went out and bought a full copy of the 1961 Encyclopedia Brittanica (just in case the Burning Times get out of hand, don'tcha know).

It's pretty amazing how astonishingly un-politically-correct those beasties are.

Posted by: filbert at August 29, 2015 10:44 PM (JvPqF)

168 drives to f*

too?

or was that an intentional joke in some other dimension?

Posted by: Mr. Fobus at August 29, 2015 10:45 PM (ojAIC)

169 ISIS has actually threatened some really nasty retaliation for anyone using the term "Daesh" when referring to them.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:45 PM (GEICT)

170 113 When I was a wee lad--elementary school--I read virtually the entire World Book Encyclopedia.

I loved World Book encyclopedias, beautiful, full color pictures of dog breeds. Encyclopedia Britannica had a section of full color pictures of the body systems with these clear pages that added parts. I was the kind of nerd that sat there for hours and went through the encyclopedia.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2015 10:45 PM (+lVUW)

171 Kaepernick -- 2/5 for 18 yards and a safety in the first half.

o.0

Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2015 10:45 PM (MDgS8)

172 If you use peanut butter, it covers up the tuna smell.

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at August 29, 2015 10:45 PM (Z7G74)

173 I've had a seriously sore back this week. I even missed a day and a half of work. Somebody suggested I try PMS relief tablets out of the medicine chest at work. The stuff worked like a charm. It killed my back pain dead.
Unfortunately it also killed my sense of humour. I found myself saying "that's not funny " all the time.
Just thought I'd share.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 29, 2015 10:46 PM (4rzL1)

174 >>>Hmmmm....FUCK ALL OF YOU. DONALD TRUMP SUCKS. TED CRUZ IS A SELL OUT. JEB AND MCCONNELL ARE THE WAY TO GO.


I think people should be allowed to hunt for food, but to kill rare, magnificent animals like that dentist who killed Cecil? That's just being a cowardly asshole. At the very least, he knowingly violated the law and should go to prison.

He thinks he's so macho just because he shot a 14 year old lion to death? People like that are fucking inadequate losers, no better than PP!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 29, 2015 10:47 PM (P6Jv8)

175 Nice toast.

BC can you explain the "may the road rise to meet you" phraes.
I don't understand - it sounds like it's wishing you go uphill or that you fall down.

Posted by: @votermom at August 29, 2015 10:47 PM (cbfNE)

176 Well, when you use the same handle at porn sites as here, it could get problematic.
Luckily andycanuck and randycanuck are nothing at all alike. A friend tells me. Named 'Randolph'. Like Churchill's dad.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2015 10:47 PM (pgzyN)

177 Older whiskey

Younger women

Faster horses

More money


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnvMcX95G20

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 29, 2015 10:47 PM (rHXGG)

178 That Roman Candle Launcher is so cool! Or, as it called in California, the Fireman's Full-Employment Act.

Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2015 10:48 PM (FcR7P)

179 169 ISIS has actually threatened some really nasty retaliation for anyone using the term "Daesh" when referring to them.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August

Mrs. Daesh, a fine salt alternative

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 10:48 PM (OMXTD)

180 So it would seem the British Navy is the source of every figure of speech evar.

Four blessings upon you...
Older whiskey
Younger women
Faster horses
More money

Slainte!


I'll take it.

Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2015 10:48 PM (MDgS8)

181 123 >>>It can never be said enough, John Boehner is a useless cunt.

That probably is due to the over-use of tanning beds frying his testicles.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2015 10:48 PM (+lVUW)

182 So....we got others doing shots? Let's see em folks!

http://tinypic.com/r/152lsa9/8

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:48 PM (GEICT)

183 Nite all, I just took a new drug that is supposed to help the back pain. We will see if it works.

Be well and enjoy your youth while it lasts.

T

Posted by: Farmer at August 29, 2015 10:49 PM (o/90i)

184 173 Northernlurker

Thats pretty funny. NTTIATWWT

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 29, 2015 10:49 PM (u82oZ)

185 Bloomberg/Des Moines Register Poll has Trump at 23%
and Carson at 18%. When respondents chose their top two, Trump and Carson tied at 32%.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 29, 2015 10:49 PM (u5gzz)

186 Gawd, so love the old 1911 Encyclopedia Britannica... by gosh they try and teach you how to read hieroglyphics.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 09:59

Do you have an extra copy?

Posted by: Gene Kelly at August 29, 2015 10:49 PM (l9UEg)

187 And you seriously think the Obama administration stated they want to use this term because it insults IS? Really? After repeatedly stating these aren't true Muslims and trying desperately to avoid mentioning anyone is a Muslim when they do bad stuff? So they use the acronym instead. Because they want to insult IS?

Because that seems exceptionally unlikely. If they managed to accidentally stumble upon a word that IS considers an insult, I'd call that coincidence, not cleverness on the part of the Obama Administration.

Daesh doesn't mean a dang thing to American ears except it sounds kind of foreign. ISLAMIC States says Muslim. They've spent almost 8 years going out of their way to avoid upsetting or insulting any Muslim groups anywhere, while trying their best to avoid mentioning bad guys are Muslim. I know what I think is the most likely explanation here.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2015 10:49 PM (39g3+)

188 170 113 When I was a wee lad--elementary school--I read virtually the entire World Book Encyclopedia.
---
We had so many books in my house growing up that we had shelves in the "throne room". There was a complete set of the Golden Book Encyclopedias for kids within reach. You'd be amazed at what you can absorb over the years.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 10:49 PM (jR7Wy)

189 Time for music. Hasta.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 29, 2015 10:49 PM (3kBFI)

190 g'night, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 29, 2015 10:50 PM (KCxzN)

191 Belay that previous statement. Still can work the sub-plot in. Substitute tramp freighter. Still not sure how it will impact things. But is an issue that seeks resolution.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 10:50 PM (JgpFm)

192 BC can you explain the "may the road rise to meet you" phraes.
I don't understand - it sounds like it's wishing you go uphill or that you fall down.

Posted by: @votermom at August 29, 2015 10:47 PM (cbfNE)



It's actually a wish that your travels be easy. That you not have to climb hills or mountains. That the road meet your steps as you take them.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:51 PM (GEICT)

193 Houdini taught Dr Who how to escape from handcuffs.

Hey, thanks for the video-heavy ONT, CDR M ("seedy aurem?"). Downloaded and gonna go watch now before beddy-bye.

DOWNLOAD AND STORE EVERYTHING before they take over the net. Repeat.. DOW

Posted by: mindful webworker - you can't get there from here at August 29, 2015 10:51 PM (ACs58)

194 More Tom T. Hall.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG5gWk-1m10

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 29, 2015 10:51 PM (rHXGG)

195 168 drives to f*

too?

or was that an intentional joke in some other dimension?
Posted by: Mr. Fobus at August 29, 2015 10:45 PM (ojAIC)


--You need to be drinking with the rest of us.

Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:51 PM (vsbNu)

196 Nite RK nite Farmer

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 10:51 PM (OMXTD)

197 Alabama Public Television recently aired an excellent documentary about
the Coast Guard rescues that occurred in the aftermath of Hurricane
Katrina.

You can stream it here:

http://tinyurl.com/paratus1450

I just watched it. It is pretty good.

Stay Turgid, Morons

Posted by: SnakePlizzken at August 29, 2015 10:52 PM (7uLtM)

198 Yes, Toby (Miles) the Beagle is back!

Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:52 PM (vsbNu)

199 156 Daesh and ISIL instead of douche and asshole.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2015 10:39 PM (W5DcG)


What about sick, maladjusted goatf**kers? Is that term acceptable?

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2015 10:52 PM (+lVUW)

200 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2015 10:49 PM (39g3+)


You can think whatever you like. As can the admin. The reality is that "daesh" is an insulting term. As ISIS itself has declared.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:52 PM (GEICT)

201 I think she would have maced me before I got all that out.
What did she do when you asked her, "Nice legs. What time do they open for business?"

Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2015 10:53 PM (pgzyN)

202 It's actually a wish that your travels be easy. That you not have to climb hills or mountains. That the road meet your steps as you take them.

--

Thanks.

Posted by: @votermom at August 29, 2015 10:53 PM (cbfNE)

203 A Super Star Destroyer is as big as Manhattan.

Hmm, getting an idea for an urgent national priority: a new Air Force One...

Posted by: Baraka Almighty at August 29, 2015 10:53 PM (FcR7P)

204 [Finishes chugging]

I'm gettin' too old for this shit.

Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:53 PM (vsbNu)

205 Peter Venkman, "So Egon, why is there a Super Star Destroyer sized Twinkie over Manhattan?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 10:54 PM (JgpFm)

206 Desh... http://tinyurl.com/pzbjrcm

Posted by: Jason Bourne at August 29, 2015 10:55 PM (7SWgb)

207 Good night

Posted by: @votermom at August 29, 2015 10:55 PM (cbfNE)

208 "may the road rise to meet you"

I was thinking of this the other day. We were driving from Tulsa to OKC one hot summer's day. We were, fortunately, in the left-hand lane of the four-lane highway, when we passed, in the right-hand lane, a wedge of highway that was elevated by at least a foot and a half. With bad luck, it would have been elevated like a launch-ramp. Worse, it was a wall in front of the next car to come at it.

This was before cells. All we could do was pray.

Sometimes, the road rising to meet you can be a bad thing.

Posted by: mindful webworker - I rish by association at August 29, 2015 10:55 PM (ACs58)

209 Yeah, its an attempt to not identify them as Islamic. Its a deliberate manipulation of public opinion, the White House has stated they want this term used because they aren't "true Muslims." But its kind of clear why they really don't want people noticing Islamic States is, you know, Islamic.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2015 10:41 PM (39g3+)


So the next time Obama reminds us of the Christian crusaders we can point out to him that they weren't real Christians?

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2015 10:55 PM (+lVUW)

210 Book of Knowledge, complete set, 1959. $70.00
http://preview.tinyurl.com/oznnutu

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2015 10:56 PM (9mTYi)

211 >>>So....we got others doing shots? Let's see em folks!

http://tinypic.com/r/2dt4v2e/8

Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 10:56 PM (e+1S5)

212 A Super Star Destroyer is as big as Manhattan.



Hmm, getting an idea for an urgent national priority: a new Air Force One...

Posted by: Baraka Almighty at August 29, 2015 10:53 PM (FcR7P)


But it won't use any icky fuel. It will fly by magic

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2015 10:56 PM (DiZBp)

213 I'm gettin' too old for this shit.

Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:53 PM (vsbNu)



If it's too loud, you're too old!!!!


*fucking great movie*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 10:57 PM (GEICT)

214 My dog brought home a $10 bill once. I was going "More! Bring back more!" but she never did....

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 29, 2015 10:57 PM (Wo9OY)

215
Complete set of Book of Knowledge, 1952 for $100, at Ebay, includes shipping.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2015 10:58 PM (9mTYi)

216 So the Houston shooter


The neighbors say he has a learning disability of some kind. He has a record, and it's for things like not following police orders, interfering with police. He only worked at burger places. His mother lied for him initially.

He sounds like someone who is easily influenced and manipulated. And not too sophisticated. What I mean is that he was likely to talk about his feelings about police with family and coworkers etc. and be influenced by BLM folks.

Wonder how he bought that gun

Posted by: ThunderB at August 29, 2015 10:58 PM (zOTsN)

217 Isn't "Machado" one of the characters in the Lion King?

Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2015 10:58 PM (pgzyN)

218 @180 - rum, buggery, and the lash

Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2015 10:58 PM (o+SC1)

219 The reality is that "daesh" is an insulting term.

Bronco Bama's really lettin' them have it! Obama is the meanest twitterer in the world!

Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2015 10:58 PM (FcR7P)

220 So the next time Obama reminds us of the Christian crusaders we can point out to him that they weren't real Christians?


Posted by: nerdygirl

We just have to remind ourselves that Obama is not a real American.

And yes, I'm sure he was born in Hawaii.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at August 29, 2015 10:58 PM (+1T7c)

221 http://tinypic.com/r/30crmt5/8

Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 10:59 PM (e+1S5)

222 Did you see Tatooine?

The Super Star Destroyer's carbon footprint destroyed it!!!

Now buy some carbon credits and send me some Cheezy Poofs.

Posted by: Al Gore at August 29, 2015 10:59 PM (Z7G74)

223 I saved the Bork thread to look at later, but has the Right ever gone after anyone like that? Or like the Left went after Bork, Quayle, Thomas, Bush 43, Palin. And I know the Left has the media.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 29, 2015 11:00 PM (8zCR+)

224 So who got injured the last couple of days in pre-season?

Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 11:00 PM (vsbNu)

225 Anna, I object to the Tramp Steamer angle as a plot device.

I mean, what self respecting Moron is gonna wanna read about Miley Virus' splooge laden poop?

Just. No!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 29, 2015 11:00 PM (McRlu)

226 Quite a few years ago, when Michael Jackson was still alive, some 10 year old neighbor kids were looking through some old outdated encyclopedia or the yearbook. They came upon a picture of the Jackson Five. You should have seen the confused look on their faces when the picture of little Michael Jackson was pointed out to them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2015 11:01 PM (+lVUW)

227 Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at August 29, 2015 10:58 PM (+1T7c)

No matter "where" Obama was born, he wasn't raised as an American!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 29, 2015 11:01 PM (ftVQq)

228 What about sick, maladjusted goatf**kers? Is that term acceptable?
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2015 10:52 PM (+lVUW)

Hell yeah!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 11:01 PM (OMXTD)

229 Damn, it's slow tonight.

*kicks over table*
*throws beer bottle*

Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 11:02 PM (e+1S5)

230 My dog brought home a $10 bill once. I was going "More! Bring back more!" but she never did....
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 29, 2015 10:57 PM (Wo9OY)


Dog is like "Money? That's like 'daesh', right? Can I has snausage?"

Posted by: filbert at August 29, 2015 11:03 PM (JvPqF)

231 Last summer, I went out and bought a full copy of the 1961 Encyclopedia Brittanica (just in case the Burning Times get out of hand, don'tcha know).
------------------

I found a leather-bound 1989 set for $90.00. Snapped it up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2015 11:03 PM (9mTYi)

232 Posted by: cm9000 at August 29, 2015 11:00 PM (8zCR+)

Wouldn't be prudent to act like an opposition party!

Posted by: K ROve, Political COnsultant to the Stars of the GOPe at August 29, 2015 11:03 PM (ftVQq)

233 225 Anna, I object to the Tramp Steamer angle as a plot device.

I mean, what self respecting Moron is gonna wanna read about Miley Virus' splooge laden poop?

Just. No!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 29, 2015 11:00 PM (McRlu)


--The booze has not made me heave, but that very well might.

Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 11:03 PM (vsbNu)

234 Super Moon tonight!

Posted by: Count de Monet, Spaced Hippie at August 29, 2015 11:03 PM (JO9+V)

235 Super Moon tonight!


Posted by: Count de Monet, Spaced Hippie at August 29, 2015 11:03 PM (JO9+V)

But will it be YUGE?

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 29, 2015 11:04 PM (ftVQq)

236 Jim, have you been mixing the JP-4 with your whiskey???

Geez, wrong type of tramp steamer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 11:05 PM (JgpFm)

237 I saved the Bork thread to look at later, but has the Right ever gone after anyone like that?
----------------

No. Because lying and libel just do not come natural.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2015 11:05 PM (9mTYi)

238 234 Super Moon tonight!
Posted by: Count de Monet, Spaced Hippie at August 29, 2015 11:03 PM (JO9+V)

Ooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

Posted by: Barney Frank at August 29, 2015 11:05 PM (vsbNu)

239 1952 Encyclopaedia Britannica in our house. Green covers.

Link to (ended) eBay sale.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/qbj2e63

And, no, I don't know what the "1768" part is about.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2015 11:06 PM (pgzyN)

240 No. Because lying and libel just do not come natural.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2015 11:05 PM (9mTYi)



Nor should it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:06 PM (GEICT)

241 I saved the Bork thread to look at later, but has the Right ever gone after anyone like that?
Posted by: cm9000


Whenever anyone on the right so much as disagrees with the left the media claim they are delivering a vicious attack.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2015 11:06 PM (W5DcG)

242 No matter "where" Obama was born, he wasn't raised as an American!


Posted by: Hrothgar at August 29, 2015 11:01 PM (ftVQq)


Depends on what you consider an American. Obama is firmly in the tradition of the post-modern transcendent Left.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 29, 2015 11:06 PM (8zCR+)

243 Speaking of Super Moon, did CAC ever say why the stargazing threads have stopped? Is he too deep into Presidential campaigns now?

Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 29, 2015 11:06 PM (vsbNu)

244 We had so many books in my house growing up that we had shelves in the "throne room". There was a complete set of the Golden Book Encyclopedias for kids within reach. You'd be amazed at what you can absorb over the years.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 10:49 PM (jR7Wy)


My mom was very tight fisted. If you went to the grocery store with her she wouldn't spring for a nickel candy bar, but she would buy books and children's magazines, like Jack & Jill and Highlights.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2015 11:07 PM (+lVUW)

245 turgid?


how about tumescent?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 29, 2015 11:07 PM (7RXcs)

246 I wanted to say to her, "You are beautiful. No, i'm not trying to hit on you; I'm merely stating a fact", but from the expression on her face I think she would have maced me before I got all that out.

Posted by: rickl
------
So that was you? Creep.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 29, 2015 11:07 PM (P6Jv8)

247 House GOP leadership: we'll vote to defund Planned Parenthood this fall.

Hey, no rush.

Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2015 11:08 PM (FcR7P)

248 What would be really huge if a member of the Horde just won the Powerball.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 11:08 PM (JgpFm)

249 O/T but I have to rant. I upgraded to Win 10 last week, I use FF for my default browser. Last week, Weasel Zippers caused FF to crash, and now this week Ace's site is causing it to crash, so I have to use Edge. I hates it, but I don't know exactly what is causing FF to crash. Whatever it is, I hates it.

Posted by: Old Blue at August 29, 2015 11:09 PM (9iR5/)

250 So I assume Obama refuses to identify the Westboro Baptists as Baptists.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 29, 2015 11:09 PM (4rzL1)

251 229 Damn, it's slow tonight.

*kicks over table*
*throws beer bottle*
Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 11:02 PM (e+1S5)
----
*lobs Molotov cocktail*

...nothing?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 11:09 PM (jR7Wy)

252 213 I'm gettin' too old for this shit.

Posted by: logprof, also on Amazon at August 29, 2015 10:53 PM (vsbNu)


I said that earlier today lugging furniture around

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 11:09 PM (OMXTD)

253 Whenever anyone on the right so much as disagrees with the left the media claim they are delivering a vicious attack.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2015 11:06 PM (W5DcG)


And savage attacks. Democrats criticize, raise questions. Republicans attack, lash out.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 29, 2015 11:10 PM (8zCR+)

254 *lobs Molotov cocktail*

...nothing?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 11:09 PM (jR7Wy)



*recovers video from the woods*

Oh...I wouldn't say "nothing"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:11 PM (GEICT)

255 249 O/T but I have to rant. I upgraded to Win 10 last week, I use FF for my default browser. Last week, Weasel Zippers caused FF to crash, and now this week Ace's site is causing it to crash, so I have to use Edge. I hates it, but I don't know exactly what is causing FF to crash. Whatever it is, I hates it.
Posted by: Old Blue at August 29, 2015 11:09 PM (9iR5/)


--Either in this thread or the previous one, another commenter had similar issues. run a CTRL + F for firefox and you can find it --it was resolved somehow. I'm getting ready to upgrade as well, so I'll keep all that in mind.

Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 29, 2015 11:11 PM (vsbNu)

256
Deflate this: http://tinyurl.com/p7xawfo

Posted by: Bill Belichicl at August 29, 2015 11:11 PM (ANvDa)

257 My mom was very tight fisted. If you went to the grocery store with her she wouldn't spring for a nickel candy bar, but she would buy books and children's magazines, like Jack & Jill and Highlights.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2015 11:07 PM (+lVUW)
---
Remember Goofus and Gallant? I always thought the rod up Gallant's butt had a rod up its butt.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 11:12 PM (jR7Wy)

258 So I assume Obama refuses to identify the Westboro Baptists as Baptists.
When, ironically enough, they really aren't Baptists and are actually, literally, heretics from Christianity.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2015 11:12 PM (pgzyN)

259 Evening, everyone! I'm out watching a burlesque show and drinking manhattans, so life is good. Titties and cocktails.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 29, 2015 11:12 PM (8yu/D)

260 Why don't more clams wear toupees?

Posted by: Trump Steamer at August 29, 2015 11:12 PM (P6Jv8)

261 A toast to the Democrat Party! May it last for a hundred hours more, but no longer.

Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2015 11:12 PM (iMxBJ)

262 *recovers video from the woods*

Oh...I wouldn't say "nothing"
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:11 PM (GEICT)
---
I was just doing research!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 11:13 PM (jR7Wy)

263 did CAC ever say why the stargazing threads have stopped? Is he too deep into Presidential campaigns now?
--------------------
He's too deep in poopy diapers now.

Posted by: lindafell de spair at August 29, 2015 11:13 PM (xVgrA)

264 >>>*lobs Molotov cocktail*

*catches bottle*
*drinks gasoline*

Anybody got a light?

Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 11:13 PM (e+1S5)

265 "Dog is like "Money? That's like 'daesh', right? Can I has snausage?"

Posted by: filbert"

I did buy her a box of milk bones with part of the money though. She went apeshit over those things.

I could hide one somewhere in the house and let her inside and tell her "find it!" and she would tear through each room, sniffing away. Usually didn't take her more than a minute or two.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 29, 2015 11:13 PM (Wo9OY)

266 What would be really huge if a member of the Horde just won the Powerball.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 11:08 PM (JgpFm)


Only if they DON'T pay for an "upgrade" to Disqus.

Posted by: filbert at August 29, 2015 11:14 PM (JvPqF)

267 243 Speaking of Super Moon, did CAC ever say why the stargazing threads have stopped? Is he too deep into Presidential campaigns now?
Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 29, 2015 11:06 PM (vsbNu)


Ran out of stars.

Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2015 11:14 PM (iMxBJ)

268 260 Why don't more clams wear toupees?
Posted by: Trump Steamer at August 29, 2015 11:12 PM (P6Jv


--They're called merkins.

Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 29, 2015 11:14 PM (vsbNu)

269 I don't have any problems with Win 8.1 now that I'm used to it; and my household I.T. guy recommended against the upgrade. He was talking to my aged father and not me so I didn't hear his reasoning.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2015 11:14 PM (pgzyN)

270 158 Calling them "Daesh" is actually an insult. One that pisses them off mightily. So....yeah.

Yeah, its an attempt to not identify them as Islamic. Its a deliberate manipulation of public opinion, the White House has stated they want this term used because they aren't "true Muslims." But its kind of clear why they really don't want people noticing Islamic States is, you know, Islamic.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 29, 2015 10:41 PM (39g3+)


Sort of like the creation of the Khorasan Group. It doesn't exist. It's al Qaeda. But Obama "defeated" them so any threats must be from some other group.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 29, 2015 11:14 PM (bHhan)

271 "did CAC ever say why the stargazing threads have stopped?"

Damn, we had stargazing threads? And I missed them? Crap...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 29, 2015 11:14 PM (Wo9OY)

272 I wanted to say to her, "You are beautiful. No, i'm not trying to hit on you; I'm merely stating a fact", but from the expression on her face I think she would have maced me before I got all that out.
Posted by: rickl at August 29, 2015 10:20 PM (sdi6R)

She had very right to be offended. You stare-raped her right there in the store; she was silently screaming while you stare-raped her and treated her worse than the Republicans treated blacks in the South circa 1960.

For this grave offense, you must get your balls cut off and give all of your money to Hillary(!)'s campaign.

Posted by: Male "feminist"/SJW at August 29, 2015 11:14 PM (wZ2hu)

273 >>>identify the Westboro Baptists as Baptists.
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 29, 2015 11:09 PM (4rzL1)
---
They're not Baptists. They're Democrats.

Westboro Democrats

Westboro Democrats

Westboro Democrats

Westboro Democrats
Westboro Democrats

Posted by: Mindy, soon to be Emmie at August 29, 2015 11:15 PM (27veP)

274 A toast to the Democrat Party! May it last for a hundred hours more, but no longer.
Posted by: Splunge at August 29, 2015 11:12 PM (iMxBJ)


Hold on, I gotta go upstairs for another fifth . . .

Posted by: filbert at August 29, 2015 11:15 PM (JvPqF)

275 My mom was very tight fisted. If you went to the grocery store with her she wouldn't spring for a nickel candy bar, but she would buy books and children's magazines, like Jack & Jill and Highlights.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2015 11:07 PM (+lVUW)


I used to open the door for your mom.

Posted by: Gallant at August 29, 2015 11:15 PM (Z7G74)

276 258 So I assume Obama refuses to identify the Westboro Baptists as Baptists.
When, ironically enough, they really aren't Baptists and are actually, literally, heretics from Christianity.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2015 11:12 PM (pgzyN)
True but I wonder how many low information people know that.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 29, 2015 11:15 PM (4rzL1)

277 I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and say the reason CAC doesn't do the stargazing threads is due to a new baby.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 11:16 PM (zyIlW)

278 Miss those spaced out threads?

Check this out. The sounds of Uranus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVb6V_hg3t4

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 11:16 PM (jR7Wy)

279 276 258 So I assume Obama refuses to identify the Westboro Baptists as Baptists.
When, ironically enough, they really aren't Baptists and are actually, literally, heretics from Christianity.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2015 11:12 PM (pgzyN)

------------------

True but I wonder how many low information people know that.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 29, 2015 11:15 PM (4rzL1)



I refuse to identify them as anything other than "Westboro".

Fuck them.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:16 PM (GEICT)

280 >>>I was just doing research!

Uh huh. Cochran, what do you think? I call bullshit.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 11:16 PM (e+1S5)

281 275 My mom was very tight fisted. If you went to the grocery store with her she wouldn't spring for a nickel candy bar, but she would buy books and children's magazines, like Jack & Jill and Highlights.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2015 11:07 PM (+lVUW)


I used to open the door for your mom.
Posted by: Gallant at August 29, 2015 11:15 PM



I used to bang your mom Gallant while you were down at the grocery store being a little fag.

Gallant is such a pussy.

Posted by: Goofus at August 29, 2015 11:17 PM (Z7G74)

282 BC,

Hooah.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 11:17 PM (zyIlW)

283 277 I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and say the reason CAC doesn't do the stargazing threads is due to a new baby.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 11:16 PM (zyIlW)

--He still writes political stuff elsewhere though, right?

Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 29, 2015 11:17 PM (vsbNu)

284 Check this out. The sounds of Uranus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVb6V_hg3t4

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 11:16 PM (jR7Wy)



*does not make the joke about the sounds of Eris' anus*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:17 PM (GEICT)

285 4 Gawd, so love the old 1911 Encyclopedia Britannica... by gosh they try and teach you how to read hieroglyphics.

I feel shortchanged; our 1910 edition doesn't do that! [wah]

Posted by: Flyover Pilgrim at August 29, 2015 11:18 PM (0ISGt)

286 I'm gonna take a stab in the dark trackless void and say the reason CAC doesn't do the stargazing threads is due to a new baby.
Posted by: SMFH
--------

Just to put it in charcter for CAC

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2015 11:18 PM (9mTYi)

287 Sort of like the creation of the Khorasan Group. It doesn't exist. It's al Qaeda. But Obama "defeated" them so any threats must be from some other group.
Posted by: Buzzion


Probably Koch Industries.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2015 11:18 PM (W5DcG)

288 Uh huh. Cochran, what do you think? I call bullshit.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 11:16 PM (e+1S5)



So much bullshit.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:18 PM (GEICT)

289 Hammer - You guys on that side of town are getting screwed on the gas prices. It's a buck 99 over here, and over there I saw them selling it for 2.35!

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 29, 2015 11:18 PM (Wo9OY)

290 259 Evening, everyone! I'm out watching a burlesque show and drinking manhattans, so life is good. Titties and cocktails.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 29, 2015 11:12 PM

Hoist one for me Alex!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 29, 2015 11:19 PM (Vm8WO)

291 282 BC,

Hooah.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 11:17 PM (zyIlW)



*tips cap*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:19 PM (GEICT)

292 258 So I assume Obama refuses to identify the Westboro Baptists as Baptists.
When, ironically enough, they really aren't Baptists and are actually, literally, heretics from Christianity.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2015 11:12 PM (pgzyN)


Aren't they also lawsuit lawyers?

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 29, 2015 11:19 PM (+lVUW)

293 and say the reason CAC doesn't do the stargazing threads is due to a new baby.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 11:16 PM (zyIlW)

Yeah, dads are so handy at breast feeding time. Geez SMFH

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 11:19 PM (OMXTD)

294 Ok, I need one more shot.

Who's with me?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:20 PM (GEICT)

295 Psst.....I have a weird feeling mindy doesn't like the westbourgh baptist, just hunch mind you.

Posted by: lindafell de spair at August 29, 2015 11:20 PM (xVgrA)

296 Westboro Democrats

Westboro Democrats

Westboro Democrats

Westboro Democrats

Westboro Democrats

Didn't the Moron Horde get Google to complete "Obama is" with "a SCOAMF" by repeating it here multiple times?

Posted by: Mindy, soon to be Emmie at August 29, 2015 11:20 PM (27veP)

297 Check this out. The sounds of Uranus:

A Blazing Saddles clip?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2015 11:20 PM (W5DcG)

298 294 Ok, I need one more shot.

Who's with me?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:20 PM (GEICT)

--I'm in.

Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 29, 2015 11:20 PM (vsbNu)

299 283,

Guess he banks on the political stuff, not so much with the stargazing posts.

Plus, whatever other job he has, plus baby stuff...

*shrugs*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 11:20 PM (zyIlW)

300 Check this out. The sounds of Uranus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVb6V_hg3t4

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 11:16 PM (jR7Wy)
I'm guessing that links to the toilet scene in Dumb and Dumber.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 29, 2015 11:21 PM (4rzL1)

301 Sort of like the creation of the Khorasan Group. It
doesn't exist. It's al Qaeda. But Obama "defeated" them so any threats
must be from some other group.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 29, 2015 11:14 PM (bHhan)


Obama smashed all the terrorist Bin Laden anyone yo.

Posted by: cm9000 at August 29, 2015 11:21 PM (8zCR+)

302 288 Uh huh. Cochran, what do you think? I call bullshit.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 11:16 PM (e+1S5)


So much bullshit.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:18 PM (GEICT)
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So he wanted me to help him with his algebra homework and maybe buy beer. Big deal!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 11:21 PM (jR7Wy)

303 I'm in.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 11:21 PM (zyIlW)

304 Alright, logprof is in.

Who else?

Let's go people

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:21 PM (GEICT)

305 297 Check this out. The sounds of Uranus:

A Blazing Saddles clip?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2015 11:20 PM (W5DcG)

--I was thinking of the bridge to "Uncle Fuckah"

Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 29, 2015 11:22 PM (vsbNu)

306 Bebe, the bartender makes a damn good rye Manhattan.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 29, 2015 11:22 PM (8yu/D)

307 Logprof and SMFH.

Now we're talking. Keep em coming folks.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:22 PM (GEICT)

308 *blinks*

I might have mined the Encyclopedia Britannica enough, somewhere around 63k words of information.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 11:22 PM (JgpFm)

309 Colorado Alex, I'm assuming we get no pics of said titties?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:22 PM (GEICT)

310 290 259 Evening, everyone! I'm out watching a burlesque show and drinking manhattans, so life is good. Titties and cocktails.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 29, 2015 11:12 PM

Hoist one for me Alex!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 29, 2015 11:19 PM (Vm8WO)
---
Which one?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 11:23 PM (jR7Wy)

311 AHE,

*wipes screen*

Thanks.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 11:24 PM (zyIlW)

312 BCochran, you just have to make do with this -
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/selection-du-weekend-155-23.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 11:24 PM (JgpFm)

313 Which one?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 11:23 PM (jR7Wy)



Whichever one you can reach and is willing.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:24 PM (GEICT)

314 >>>Who's with me?

I thought I told you about the stupid questions.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 11:24 PM (e+1S5)

315 Aren't they also lawsuit lawyers?
Yes. They sue anyone who attacks or threatens them and, I assume, any civic authorities who supposedly didn't do enough to protect them. The patriarch is dead and in Hell now, I'm sure; I don't know if they've cut down/back on the b.s. as a result.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2015 11:24 PM (pgzyN)

316 312 BCochran, you just have to make do with this -
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/selection-du-weekend-155-23.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 11:24 PM (JgpFm)



You know what? That still works.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:25 PM (GEICT)

317 280 >>>I was just doing research!
Uh huh. Cochran, what do you think? I call bullshit.
Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 11:16 PM (e+1S5)

Watch it there, you don't want the 'ettes to whip out the super mean girlz power and come down on you hard now do you?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 29, 2015 11:25 PM (Vm8WO)

318 Slides tray of shots thru USB port for thirsty morons

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 11:25 PM (OMXTD)

319 >>>295 Psst.....I have a weird feeling mindy doesn't like the westbourgh baptist, just hunch mind you.
Posted by: lindafell de spair at August
---
I suspect the media loves to report on them because they give Baptists a bad name. But they're not Baptists. (Neither am I.)

Posted by: Mindy, soon to be Emmie at August 29, 2015 11:25 PM (27veP)

320 They're not Baptists. They're Democrats.

Posted by: Mindy, soon to be Emmie at August 29, 2015 11:15 PM (27veP)

Amazing isn't it how you hear that they're allegedly Christians, but never that they're Democrats.

Posted by: Blano at August 29, 2015 11:25 PM (heN73)

321 >>>Aren't they also lawsuit lawyers?Posted by: nerdygirl

Yes. Eleven out of thirteen of Fred's kids are lawyers.

You should get the documentary Hatemongers. Fascinating stuff, but told from a pro-Westboro perspective.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 29, 2015 11:26 PM (P6Jv8)

322 Damn, that was a stiff chug.


[That's what she said.]

Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 29, 2015 11:27 PM (vsbNu)

323 Fred helped Gore's campaign in '88. There are pictures of the two shaking hands.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 29, 2015 11:27 PM (P6Jv8)

324
243 Speaking of Super Moon, did CAC ever say why the stargazing threads have stopped? Is he too deep into Presidential campaigns now?
Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 29, 2015 11:06 PM (vsbNu)



I'm thinking he's too into poopy diapers.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 29, 2015 11:28 PM (bHhan)

325 I'm in.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 11:21 PM (zyIlW)


For?

Posted by: cm9000 at August 29, 2015 11:28 PM (8zCR+)

326 A lot of you look really familiar to me....

Posted by: Ashley Madison at August 29, 2015 11:29 PM (MYPM9)

327 300 I'm guessing that links to the toilet scene in Dumb and Dumber.
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 29, 2015 11:21 PM

Or slim Pickens in 1941

Or Austin Powers

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 29, 2015 11:29 PM (Vm8WO)

328 325 I'm in.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 11:21 PM (zyIlW)

For?

Posted by: cm9000 at August 29, 2015 11:28 PM (8zCR+)


--For that, you have to take an extra shot.

Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 29, 2015 11:29 PM (vsbNu)

329 Mr. BC? I'd appreciate a shot, if I may. Been a tough week...

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at August 29, 2015 11:30 PM (rhjQp)

330 I guess no one is willing to take one for the team to find out what is actually in All Hail Eris' video...

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 11:30 PM (JgpFm)

331 Did y'all hear the one about Mexico warning Texas not to deny babies born to illegal aliens a birth certificate? They say it would ruin the unique bond between the two countries???
I wonder what exactly that unique bond is? Could it be the illegals working here and sending a bunch of money back to Mexico? If I remember correctly, it's such a yyyuge amount that Mexico's economy would take a hit. Link to article:

http://tinyurl.com/pfhk2p9

Posted by: lindafell de spair at August 29, 2015 11:31 PM (xVgrA)

332 >>>Watch it there, you don't want the 'ettes to whip out the super mean girlz power and come down on you hard now do you?!

Wait. I need you to explain why that would be a bad thing. In detail. Lots and lots of detail.

Also, #221 is for you

Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 11:31 PM (e+1S5)

333 Good evening, fellow 'Rons and 'Ettes!

It's that time of year again, and I've been contemplating a reprise of last year's SW Ohio MoMe; tentatively looking at Saturday evening, October 17. I've also been exploring other venues in the same general area as last year's (didn't care for the one-long-table setup).

So:

Any takers?

Interested parties let me know: swohmome @ mail.com (no spaces).

Posted by: speedster1 at August 29, 2015 11:31 PM (1brdf)

334 330 I guess no one is willing to take one for the team to find out what is actually in All Hail Eris' video...
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 11:30 PM (JgpFm)
---
Funny you should use that particular phrase...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 11:31 PM (jR7Wy)

335 Hammer - You guys on that side of town are getting screwed on the gas prices. It's a buck 99 over here, and over there I saw them selling it for 2.35!
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
------------------

Yeah. I paid $2.36 today.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2015 11:31 PM (9mTYi)

336 Shots are for closers!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at August 29, 2015 11:32 PM (+1T7c)

337 329 Mr. BC? I'd appreciate a shot, if I may. Been a tough week...

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at August 29, 2015 11:30 PM (rhjQp)



Step up to the bar and tell us your troubles.

In the end, that's what the Horde is here for. We're here to support each other. To debate, to disagree, to discuss politics and our ideas...of course. But at the end of the day, the purpose of The Horde is to offer support to each other in a society that marginalizes and dismisses us.

Too many have forgotten that over time.

So, grab a drink and tell us what ails ye.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:32 PM (GEICT)

338 231 Last summer, I went out and bought a full copy of the 1961 Encyclopedia Brittanica (just in case the Burning Times get out of hand, don'tcha know).
------------------

I found a leather-bound 1989 set for $90.00. Snapped it up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2015 11:03 PM (9mTYi)


My parents bought the 1969 edition when I was a kid. I still have it.

It was the 200th anniversary edition of Encyclopedia Britannica. As a bonus, there was a facsimile of the original three-volume edition from 1769.

Now that is interesting. It was an attempt to compile the complete extent of human knowledge just before the Industrial Revolution.

That could really come in handy in the Burning Times.

Posted by: rickl at August 29, 2015 11:33 PM (sdi6R)

339 Any takers?

----

Lots! They're called Democrats.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 29, 2015 11:33 PM (MYPM9)

340 Asheville Robert - Interesting site:


http://www.ashevillegasprices.com/

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2015 11:33 PM (9mTYi)

341

In the end, that's what the Horde is here for. We're here to support each other. To debate, to disagree, to discuss politics and our ideas...of course. But at the end of the day, the purpose of The Horde is to offer support to each other in a society that marginalizes and dismisses us.


Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:32 PM (GEICT)


--I'll drink to that!

Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 29, 2015 11:34 PM (vsbNu)

342 $1.89/gallon at the 7/11 by my house.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 29, 2015 11:34 PM (MYPM9)

343 For my brothers and sisters of the Horde....

Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking.
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
And if you drink, may you drink with me.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:34 PM (GEICT)

344 BTW, there are several conservative sites linking stories about staff deserting the Good Ship !Jeb!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2015 11:34 PM (pgzyN)

345 So, grab a drink and tell us what ails ye.


Posted by: BCochrane1981


Buzzion is dead.

Why? Why so young? So many comments yet to be made.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative...a rube in America at August 29, 2015 11:35 PM (+1T7c)

346 I mean, like, the Fukushima tuna, you know, is really, you know, healthy for people, you know, who can't afford waygu beef, you know. Like if you don't get, you know, at least $15 an hour, like, you know, literally starving.

Posted by: The Honorable Caroline Kennedy, Ambassador at August 29, 2015 11:35 PM (cN9Sk)

347 *Tosses back shot*

Fucking A, BC.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 11:35 PM (zyIlW)

348 *CHUG*

Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 29, 2015 11:36 PM (vsbNu)

349 Hey, how come I can "read dead people" here? Dead people who plagiarize my comment about poopy diapers, hmm??

Posted by: lindafell de spair at August 29, 2015 11:36 PM (xVgrA)

350 Yeesh, after that I'm switching back to beer.

Oy.

Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 29, 2015 11:37 PM (vsbNu)

351 >>>But at the end of the day, the purpose of The Horde is to offer support to each other in a society that marginalizes and dismisses us.

Well said, buddy. Well said.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 11:37 PM (e+1S5)

352 A bit off topic but need the expert advice of the hoard. I've misdressed myself twice in one week. Early Alzheimer's? Tue I got up at 5 as always to run and thought my pants were eating my backside once outside so put the flashlight on my phone and discovered I had them on backwards, stripped down in driveway and corrected. Tonight I was nothing but sober and elegant with hubby then decided to sit outside for a beer. Noticed my shorts were on inside out so took them off again only to discover my neighbor was in my garage borrowing tools. He was polite about it and offered assistance but how embarrassing. I can see this after a 12 pack but twice sober???

Posted by: Molly k. at August 29, 2015 11:37 PM (zS+qK)

353 *daintily sips water*

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 29, 2015 11:37 PM (MYPM9)

354 306 Bebe, the bartender makes a damn good rye Manhattan.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 29, 2015 11:22 PM (8yu/D)

Mmmmmm. Although technically my dad would be appalled. No manhattans until after Labor Day, although we never broke them out until Thanksgiving. It's still vodka martini season!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 29, 2015 11:37 PM (Vm8WO)

355
344 BTW, there are several conservative sites linking stories about staff deserting the Good Ship !Jeb!
Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2015 11:34 PM (pgzyN)



The only thing that worries me is that at this point in 2007 mccain's campaign was broke and needed to get a pretty big loan. And well we know how that ended up.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 29, 2015 11:38 PM (bHhan)

356 BC, I'm a gentleman, so no. The hostess is cute. A good singer, and she did a striptease to end the first act. The second act she had been singing in a thin robe that keeps falling open.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 29, 2015 11:38 PM (8yu/D)

357 Thank you very much, BC!

Not that I'm in any kinda trouble, as far as I know, but damn...

It's kinda like after being in a near-miss, potentially fatal accident--

Today is the first day --in two weeks!-- our air quality has been anything better than "unhealthy" per DEQ, thanks to distant (thank G-d) forest fires.

And then a windstorm hit us this afternoon. (Again, thank G-d, no significant damage!)

I'm just ready for some downtime after stressing out so much.

Hopefully, the rest of the Horde has been *at least* as fortunate, all things considered!

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at August 29, 2015 11:39 PM (rhjQp)

358 310 Which one?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 11:23 PM (jR7Wy)

;P

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 29, 2015 11:39 PM (Vm8WO)

359 356 BC, I'm a gentleman, so no. The hostess is cute. A good singer, and she did a striptease to end the first act. The second act she had been singing in a thin robe that keeps falling open.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 29, 2015 11:38 PM (8yu/D)



A gentleman??? Then what are you doing here?!???

You paint an appetizing and appealing picture good sir.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:39 PM (GEICT)

360 "
Asheville Robert - Interesting site:



http://www.ashevillegasprices.com/

Posted by: Mike Hammer"

I see Leicester Hwy is the cheapest in the area. I won't buy gas at Enmark though. (That's a cash only price too). The Ingles across the street is 1.99 even if you use a card.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 29, 2015 11:40 PM (Wo9OY)

361 I can see this after a 12 pack but twice sober???
Posted by: Molly k.
----------------
Preoccupied?
In a hurry?
Either will do it.
I once had to stop a neighbor as she was getting into her car. She explained that she was in a hurry. I explained that she was in her slip, and had not put her skirt on.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2015 11:40 PM (9mTYi)

362 To The Horde!

**drinks**

Thanks again!

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at August 29, 2015 11:40 PM (rhjQp)

363 From a Sports Illustrated article today: When Eaton first set the world record, he joined an elite club that includes Caitlyn Jenner, Dan O'Brien and Rafer Johnson as American decathletes who have held the world record.

Are they implying Caitlyn's a man? For shame!

Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2015 11:41 PM (FcR7P)

364 When a magician's assistants are all over 40 years old, he officially becomes a Necromancer

Posted by: derit at August 29, 2015 11:41 PM (jT+gh)

365 >>>So, grab a drink and tell us what ails ye.

India pale. I'm so unhoppy.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 29, 2015 11:41 PM (P6Jv8)

366 "Hello, I must be going," but I just had to say re: ISIS vs. Daesh: personally, other meanings aside, I rather enjoy the irony of calling a hyper-Muslim group by the name of a pagan goddess.

*waves to all and sundry and sends carrots to AP's plotbunnies*

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at August 29, 2015 11:42 PM (iuQS7)

367 "
A bit off topic but need the expert advice of the hoard. I've misdressed
myself twice in one week. Early Alzheimer's? Tue I got up at 5 as
always to run and thought my pants were eating my backside once outside
so put the flashlight on my phone and discovered I had them on
backwards, stripped down in driveway and corrected. Tonight I was
nothing but sober and elegant with hubby then decided to sit outside for
a beer. Noticed my shorts were on inside out so took them off again
only to discover my neighbor was in my garage borrowing tools. He was
polite about it and offered assistance but how embarrassing. I can see
this after a 12 pack but twice sober???

Posted by: Molly k."

I've gone to work and found that I'm wearing my shirt inside out...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 29, 2015 11:42 PM (Wo9OY)

368 363 From a Sports Illustrated article today: When Eaton first set the world record, he joined an elite club that includes Caitlyn Jenner, Dan O'Brien and Rafer Johnson as American decathletes who have held the world record.

Are they implying Caitlyn's a man? For shame!
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2015 11:41 PM (FcR7P)


--That's downright Orwellian.

Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 29, 2015 11:43 PM (vsbNu)

369 I've gone to work and found that I'm wearing my shirt inside out...


Posted by: AshevilleRobert

*TWICE* I've driven to the office only to remember there was a dead body in my trunk. D'oh!

Posted by: Hillary's Helpful Friend at August 29, 2015 11:44 PM (MYPM9)

370 I've gone to work and found that I'm wearing my shirt inside out...
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August

Socks? Yes. Shirts? No

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 11:44 PM (OMXTD)

371 Okay, so on Thursday night apparently the Ricochet Podcast had a debate between John Yoo and Ann Coulter about the 14th Amendment/anchor babies. I can guess Coulter pwned Yoo, but does anyMoron know if it's worth a listen?

Thanks!

Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 29, 2015 11:45 PM (vsbNu)

372 Molly k, I feel for ya girl... I once made it to work with slippers on. If anyone noticed, they said nothing. So glad they weren't pink fluffies!

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at August 29, 2015 11:45 PM (rhjQp)

373 332. Also, #221 is for you
Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 11:31 PM

Nice ass. But really, with all the tittehs I've given you, I can't get one. Fucking. Shirtless. Pic?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 29, 2015 11:45 PM (Vm8WO)

374 I've gone to work and found that I'm wearing my shirt inside out...
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 29, 2015 11:42 PM (Wo9OY)
---------------
I've done that one before. Hell, I forget what I'm doing on the way to do ______????? I also forget what I'm talking about while talking about______????

Posted by: lindafell de spair at August 29, 2015 11:45 PM (xVgrA)

375 Photos or it didn't happen, Molly.

I just enforce the rules; I don't make them.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2015 11:46 PM (pgzyN)

376 Evening morons, how fare the horde?

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 29, 2015 11:46 PM (2fQs0)

377 $1.89/gallon at the 7/11 by my house.

Man, this must be killing Barry- his friends are suffering and his enemies finally get a break from his energy policies. Time to gin up a crisis! After another vacation, of course.

Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2015 11:46 PM (FcR7P)

378 Nice ass. But really, with all the tittehs I've given you, I can't get one. Fucking. Shirtless. Pic?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 29, 2015 11:45 PM (Vm8WO)



Wait wait wait. Multiple titties????

How have I missed this?????????

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:47 PM (GEICT)

379 "Socks? Yes. Shirts? No

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian"

My excuse was that my wife had hung them up in the closet that way.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 29, 2015 11:47 PM (Wo9OY)

380 Socks? Yes. Shirts? No
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
-------------

After getting up and dressed on a dark winter morning, when I got work it occurred to me to look at my socks to see if they were the same color. Socks? Fine. Different shoes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2015 11:48 PM (9mTYi)

381 I'm gonna guess that he burlesque show frowns on people taking pictures.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 29, 2015 11:49 PM (bHhan)

382 8000 feet above sea level is not the fucking death zone you twat.

Other than that you really know your shit and I'm a better person for having viewed your video.

Was that enough to avoid a banning...?

Posted by: Browndog at August 29, 2015 11:49 PM (ccfl2)

383 Steve Holt!

Posted by: Steve Holt at August 29, 2015 11:49 PM (vsbNu)

384 Wait wait wait. Multiple titties????

How have I missed this?????????

Posted by: BCochran1981

Some of you may remember this beauty from Star Wars: http://snipurl.com/2a6jesm

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 29, 2015 11:50 PM (MYPM9)

385 Posted by: Browndog at August 29, 2015 11:49 PM (ccfl2)
--
In the video was the comment "oops -- meters!". So, triple that.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 11:50 PM (jR7Wy)

386 The only thing that worries me is that at this point in 2007 mccain's campaign was broke and needed to get a pretty big loan. And well we know how that ended up.
Posted by: Buzzion


I caught a few minutes of Larry Kudlow's radio show today and his panel was making the same comparison. They seemed rather pleased by it. Their hope springs eternal that Jeb! will prevail.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 29, 2015 11:50 PM (W5DcG)

387 8000 feet above sea level is not the fucking death zone you twat.
Posted by: Browndog

How about the Danger Zone?

Posted by: Sterling Archer at August 29, 2015 11:50 PM (awspb)

388 Thousands of innocent tourist die on Pikes Peak (elevation 14,000 feet) every year.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2015 11:51 PM (9mTYi)

389 382 8000 feet above sea level is not the fucking death zone you twat.

Other than that you really know your shit and I'm a better person for having viewed your video.

Was that enough to avoid a banning...?
Posted by: Browndog at August 29, 2015 11:49 PM (ccfl2)


--Do not poke the Ewok.

Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 29, 2015 11:51 PM (vsbNu)

390 378 Wait wait wait. Multiple titties????
How have I missed this?????????
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:47 PM (GEICT)

I've posted at least 6 different pics of my rack. Not to mention, I talked Gushie into THE pic. You're welcome.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 29, 2015 11:51 PM (Vm8WO)

391 After getting up and dressed on a dark winter morning, when I got work it occurred to me to look at my socks to see if they were the same color. Socks? Fine. Different shoes.-Mike Hammer

Lol. What ran thru your mind, OOPS?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 11:52 PM (OMXTD)

392 332. Also, #221 is for you
Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 11:31 PM
---
Nicely clenched, DC. Mille grazie! *hoists one for you*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 11:52 PM (jR7Wy)

393 Molly, once I was checking to see whether my brown plaid shoes or my purple suede flats looked best with my outfit. I put one of each on to check. Then I got distracted before I had a chance to put on matching shoes and went to work that way.

Posted by: Mindy, soon to be Emmie at August 29, 2015 11:52 PM (27veP)

394 I've posted at least 6 different pics of my rack. Not to mention, I talked Gushie into THE pic. You're welcome.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 29, 2015 11:51 PM (Vm8WO)



THE pic I have.

6???? I call bullshit. Pics or it didn't happen.

*snickers*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:52 PM (GEICT)

395 Last summer, I went out and bought a full copy of the 1961 Encyclopedia Brittanica (just in case the Burning Times get out of hand, don'tcha know).
------------------
I found a leather-bound 1989 set for $90.00. Snapped it up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2015 11:03 PM

OK, get this... a few years ago a guy donated a complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica to our museum...hold it...from 1818!

The subjects covered are awesome. Advisors to old Turkish Sultans and all kinds of obscure stuff. It's over 30 some volumes.

Posted by: Farmer at August 29, 2015 11:54 PM (o/90i)

396 246
I wanted to say to her, "You are beautiful. No, i'm not trying to hit on
you; I'm merely stating a fact", but from the expression on her face I
think she would have maced me before I got all that out.



Posted by: rickl

Yeah. The drool on your chin was a dead giveaway.

Posted by: Sheriff Buford Pusser at August 29, 2015 11:54 PM (hRytD)

397 394 6???? I call bullshit. Pics or it didn't happen.
*snickers*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:52 PM (GEICT)

Ok, so if the furry powers that be get pissed off at the titteh parade are you gonna have my back?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 29, 2015 11:55 PM (Vm8WO)

398 Yeah. The drool on your chin was a dead giveaway.
Posted by: Sheriff Buford Pusser

But my chin wiper's on vacation.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at August 29, 2015 11:56 PM (awspb)

399 lol bebe.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 29, 2015 11:56 PM (zyIlW)

400 I've posted at least 6 different pics of my rack. Not to mention, I talked Gushie into THE pic. You're welcome.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 29, 2015 11:51 PM (Vm8WO)

I remeber 1. Magnificent thanks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 29, 2015 11:57 PM (OMXTD)

401 Thanks for the encouragement Elisabeth. "here ya go bunnies, have some yummy carrots."

I think I have the broad outlines now for the sequel. Plus enough research verbiage to bury myself if not careful. And this story will still be predominately from Diana's POV but will be giving the bad guys some air time and Catherine also.

And now for my next magic trick, a rabbit out of the hat!

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2015 11:57 PM (49rjL)

402 Booze and pics. This is the essence of the ONT.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 29, 2015 11:58 PM (jR7Wy)

403 Ok, so if the furry powers that be get pissed off at the titteh parade are you gonna have my back?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 29, 2015 11:55 PM (Vm8WO)


Absolutely.

Whatever marginal pull I have around here will be fully devoted to defending you.

In fact, I take full responsibility for whatever you post. Let it be known amongst the Horde that I'm responsible for pushing you to post the pic.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 29, 2015 11:58 PM (GEICT)

404 Ok, so if the furry powers that be get pissed off at the titteh parade are you gonna have my back?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy

He, uh, is clearly more concerned with your front...

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 29, 2015 11:58 PM (MYPM9)

405 Jeb Bus + Jon Stewart = J.E.B. Stuart

Ergo they are both racist pigs. I will be filing reports on them with the EEOC.

Posted by: Vespers O'hoolihan at August 29, 2015 11:58 PM (P6Jv8)

406 I inherited a set of Encyclopedia Britannica, Fourteenth edition-- 1929.

Have yet to spend much time reading them, but I do look forward to doing it.

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at August 29, 2015 11:58 PM (rhjQp)

407 >>>Ok, so if the furry powers that be get pissed off at the titteh parade are you gonna have my back?

I'll have your back. And your front.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 29, 2015 11:59 PM (e+1S5)

408 http://tinypic.com/r/nfiudl/5

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:00 AM (Vm8WO)

409 Perhaps Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham spent too much time above 8,000 feet? Certainly explains why she's always so confused about what's on her server and where it is...

Posted by: Browndog at August 30, 2015 12:01 AM (ccfl2)

410 Evening horde.

Beautiful day, beautiful night with a killer moon.

Anyone jettisoned?

Posted by: RWC- TEAM BOHICA at August 30, 2015 12:01 AM (9jeGC)

411 Well. Bebe certainly fills out a bikini top.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:02 AM (GEICT)

412 And now for my next magic trick, a rabbit out of the hat!
Posted by: Anna Puma

*Pulls out lion*
Hmmm. Must be the wrong hat.

Posted by: Bullwinkle J Moose at August 30, 2015 12:02 AM (awspb)

413 >>>Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:00 AM

I'll be right back. Something just popped up.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 12:02 AM (e+1S5)

414 heya RWC

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 30, 2015 12:02 AM (zyIlW)

415 http://tinypic.com/r/2wc2rrn/8

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:02 AM (Vm8WO)

416
Posted by: Mindy, soon to be Emmie at August 29, 2015 11:52 PM (27veP)



May I offer a suggestion? When others are going for such a name change they basically pull the trigger immediately but will do a (formerly XXXXXX) after it. So just go with Emmie (formerly Mindy) so you can have people use to calling you Emmie. .

Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2015 12:03 AM (bHhan)

417 406 I inherited a set of Encyclopedia Britannica, Fourteenth edition-- 1929.

Have yet to spend much time reading them, but I do look forward to doing it.

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at August 29, 2015 11:58 PM (rhjQp)

In high school if I went to get info from the EB Nixon was still serving. (During Bush I)

Posted by: RWC- TEAM BOHICA at August 30, 2015 12:04 AM (9jeGC)

418 Oh, according to the facial recognition thingy from last night, I look like Suge Knight.

I'm actually cool with that.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 12:04 AM (e+1S5)

419 Hiya SMFH!

Posted by: RWC- TEAM BOHICA at August 30, 2015 12:04 AM (9jeGC)

420 Sonofabitch.

The fan that fell from the upper deck at tonight's Braves/Yankees game died.

Dammit.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:05 AM (GEICT)

421 And very nice, Bebe.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:05 AM (GEICT)

422 415 http://tinypic.com/r/2wc2rrn/8
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:02 AM (Vm8WO)

Nice wrist watch.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2015 12:05 AM (OMXTD)

423 http://tinypic.com/r/oqkpe9/8

http://tinypic.com/r/oqkpe9/8

http://tinypic.com/r/wkpiyo/8

http://tinypic.com/r/wkpiyo/8

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:06 AM (Vm8WO)

424 Did the Facebook animal lookalike and got an elephant.

Fucking GOPe.

(It just went off the Steeler emblem though.)

Posted by: RWC- TEAM BOHICA at August 30, 2015 12:06 AM (9jeGC)

425 363:From a Sports Illustrated article today: When Eaton first set the world record, he joined an elite club that includes Caitlyn Jenner, Dan O'Brien and Rafer Johnson as American decathletes who have held the world record.


Thats dicked up, Yo!

Posted by: Gangsta Orwell at August 30, 2015 12:06 AM (NGd+i)

426 It might have already been posted, but I think the guy on things that csn kill you got one wrong. He said the death zone for mountaineers is 8000 feet. I think he meant 8000 meters. Otherwise most of Colorado would be brain dead. Actually, that might explain some things...

Posted by: crazywalt77 at August 30, 2015 12:07 AM (CglNh)

427 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy

Hammina hammina ha-wah.

Posted by: Duckman, Private Dick/Family Man at August 30, 2015 12:07 AM (awspb)

428 All hail Bebe.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:07 AM (GEICT)

429 >>>Have yet to spend much time reading them, but I do look forward to doing it.

That old thing? Unreliable. The entries only had one author apiece. You can only trust the accuracy of articles that were potentially altered by everyone in the world.

Posted by: Jimmy Whales at August 30, 2015 12:07 AM (P6Jv8)

430 I've been a sailboat sailor for a very long time.

But now, suddenly, I find myself taking a rather avid interest into motorboating.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 30, 2015 12:08 AM (McRlu)

431 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2015 12:08 AM (YJmuy)

432 http://tinypic.com/r/wkpiyo/8



Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:06 AM (Vm8WO)

Oh boy!
Ah loves me some Jello pudding!!!
Thanks Bebe!

Posted by: Bill Cosby at August 30, 2015 12:08 AM (hRytD)

433 Did someone say Houdini?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLYC7ltxOrk


N.B. also an appropriate ONT theme.

Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 30, 2015 12:09 AM (vsbNu)

434 416
Weird. I'm hearing advice from the great beyond.

(Thanks, Buzzion.).

Posted by: Emmie (formerly Mindy) at August 30, 2015 12:10 AM (27veP)

435 Shit,I could have sworn I posted a couple more I had sent an ex boytoy. I guess I forgot to bookmark them.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:10 AM (Vm8WO)

436 I'm totally not fapping right now. Swearsies.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 12:10 AM (e+1S5)

437 BBD spreading love and goodwill again, I see.

Thank you.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2015 12:10 AM (YJmuy)

438 Pudding cup.

Chocolate and roofy.

Yum.

Posted by: RWC- TEAM BOHICA at August 30, 2015 12:10 AM (9jeGC)

439 435 Shit,I could have sworn I posted a couple more I had sent an ex boytoy. I guess I forgot to bookmark them.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:10 AM (Vm8WO)



*thud*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:12 AM (GEICT)

440 *Pulls out lion* Hmmm. Must be the wrong hat.
Posted by: Bullwinkle J Moose
------
And at that moment, Walter Palmer and Sarah Palin enter the room, armed to the teeth...

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 30, 2015 12:13 AM (P6Jv8)

441 436 I'm totally not fapping right now. Swearsies.
Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015

Says DC from his bunk

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2015 12:13 AM (OMXTD)

442 432 Oh boy!
Ah loves me some Jello pudding!!!
Thanks Bebe!
Posted by: Bill Cosby at August 30, 2015 12:08 AM (

Uh bill. Join you for a drink? Umm I don't think so. I gotta ... do some laundry.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:13 AM (Vm8WO)

443 Well, that was a positive way to enter the ONT...


Evening roonz and roonettez!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 12:13 AM (UQGss)

444 436 I'm totally not fapping right now. Swearsies.
Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 12:10 AM (

Buzzion can see that you're lying!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:14 AM (Vm8WO)

445 All hail Bebe.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:07 AM (GEICT)

*****

All of that and a rather touching display of patriotism added in. God Bless America!

And, of course, Bebe, who made that all possible.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 12:15 AM (7vsWz)

446 410 Evening horde.

Beautiful day, beautiful night with a killer moon.

Posted by: RWC- TEAM BOHICA at August 30, 2015 12:01 AM (9jeGC)

--Music:

https://youtu.be/7eJY-i6q-Z8

Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 30, 2015 12:15 AM (vsbNu)

447 GGE! How's married life treating you?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:15 AM (jR7Wy)

448 Evenin Blanco.

That's just BC on the floor. He'll be shaved later.

*passes drink of choice.

Posted by: RWC- TEAM BOHICA at August 30, 2015 12:15 AM (9jeGC)

449 We need more African-Americans in this discussion.
Too many Micks.

Posted by: NAACP at August 30, 2015 12:15 AM (q509P)

450
GGE

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 30, 2015 12:15 AM (9mTYi)

451 I gotta ... do some laundry.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy

Pics?

Posted by: Pervy 'ron at August 30, 2015 12:15 AM (MYPM9)

452 That's just BC on the floor. He'll be shaved later.

Posted by: RWC- TEAM BOHICA at August 30, 2015 12:15 AM (9jeGC)



That's just a filthy filthy truth.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:16 AM (GEICT)

453 GGE! How's married life treating you?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:15 AM (jR7Wy)


I dunno yet, won't be married until October first. We do have her all moved in now, turned the keys in for her apartment yesterday.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 12:16 AM (UQGss)

454 So Eris, SMFH. When are you going to "join the club"?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:17 AM (Vm8WO)

455 We need more African-Americans in this discussion.
Too many Micks.

Posted by: NAACP

I now identify as black. And lesbian.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 12:17 AM (MYPM9)

456 >>>Posted by: Sheriff Buford Pusser

That name always cracks me up. Like Hugh Jackman.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 30, 2015 12:17 AM (P6Jv8)

457 Guy fell from the upper deck during the Braves-Yankees game and died.
Terrible.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2015 12:17 AM (8HGb7)

458 NICE RACK

Posted by: Garrett's 2 x 4 Appreciation at August 30, 2015 12:18 AM (j6z1c)

459 That name always cracks me up. Like Hugh Jackman.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner

You dick.

Posted by: Hugh G. Rection at August 30, 2015 12:18 AM (awspb)

460 Hi GGE

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2015 12:18 AM (OMXTD)

461 454 So Eris, SMFH. When are you going to "join the club"?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:17 AM (Vm8WO)
---
You mean the Cleavage Club? That's what MoMees are for.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:18 AM (jR7Wy)

462 WTF?

Anyone have family photos like these?

http://tinyurl.com/p3vd3oe

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 30, 2015 12:18 AM (zyIlW)

463 Howdy, y'all!

Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2015 12:18 AM (kPT7a)

464 451 Pics?
Posted by: Pervy 'ron at August 30, 2015 12:15 AM (MYPM9)

Of dirty, sweaty workout wear? Ewwwww, that's just sick!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:19 AM (Vm8WO)

465 454 So Eris, SMFH. When are you going to "join the club"?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:17 AM (Vm8WO)



*reposts this for no reason*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:19 AM (GEICT)

466 >>>That's just BC on the floor. He'll be shaved later.

Now what do you think I should do with this Sharpie I've got?

*draws cock on Cochran's forehead*

*whistles innocently*

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 12:19 AM (e+1S5)

467 My mistake GGE. I must've been blinded by the rock on her finger.

Are you gonna wear a tux and kilt?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:19 AM (jR7Wy)

468 Go get 'em tigresses.

Posted by: Poke salad Annie at August 30, 2015 12:20 AM (q509P)

469 So Eris, SMFH. When are you going to "join the club"?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:17 AM (Vm8WO)

*****

The Challenge has been thrown.

Three will enter. Hopefully three will leave.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 12:20 AM (7vsWz)

470 We need more African-Americans in this discussion.
Too many Micks.

Hey I just threw down the gauntlet to get you some SMFH boobage.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:20 AM (Vm8WO)

471 457 Guy fell from the upper deck during the Braves-Yankees game and died.
Terrible.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 30, 2015 12:17 AM (8HGb7)

Here. Hold my beer famous last words

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2015 12:21 AM (OMXTD)

472 Alas, my get up n' go has got up n' went.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 30, 2015 12:22 AM (McRlu)

473 Are you gonna wear a tux and kilt?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:19 AM (jR7Wy)


*rubs chin thoughtfully*

(probably not, there are some things up which she will not put. )

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 12:22 AM (UQGss)

474 469 So Eris, SMFH. When are you going to "join the club"?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:17 AM (Vm8WO)

*****

The Challenge has been thrown.

Three will enter. Hopefully three will leave.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 12:20 AM (7vsWz)


Six. You want six to leave. Just saying.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 30, 2015 12:22 AM (myVZ6)

475 *Respectfully refrains from "upper-decker" joke*

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 12:22 AM (MYPM9)

476 Now what do you think I should do with this Sharpie I've got?

*draws cock on Cochran's forehead*

*whistles innocently*

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 12:19 AM (e+1S5)



Ok, based on what I did to an underclassmen or two back in high school, I probably deserve that. I can't even argue.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:22 AM (GEICT)

477 466 cNow what do you think I should do with this Sharpie I've got?
*draws cock on Cochran's forehead*
*whistles innocently*
Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 12:19 AM

Somebody must have some of those giant marshmallows we can stick to his face

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:23 AM (Vm8WO)

478 475 *Respectfully refrains from "upper-decker" joke*
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 12:22 AM (MYPM9)
---
Or "hot racking".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:23 AM (jR7Wy)

479
Irongrampa is a very happy camper tonight. Took older granddaughter to the range today and let her run the 1911.

We spent the last couple weeks on familiarization drills in prep for today.

First mag I told her to just use it to get the feel and not worry about accuracy--so the first 4 rounds went in the 10 ring and nothing else went outside the 8.

She loves the thing and wants one.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 30, 2015 12:23 AM (jeCnD)

480 We need more African-Americans in this discussion. Too many Micks.

Posted by: NAACP

------

Tanned, rested and ready, me boyo.

Posted by: Vester McFlanagan at August 30, 2015 12:23 AM (P6Jv8)

481 Awesome, irongrampa.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 30, 2015 12:24 AM (myVZ6)

482 Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 30, 2015 12:18 AM (zyIlW)

Saw the first one.

NO.

But I think some of them are funny.

But the nude/prego is weird.

Posted by: RWC- TEAM BOHICA at August 30, 2015 12:24 AM (9jeGC)

483 That's just BC on the floor. He'll be shaved later.


So, just a typical Saturday night.

*passes drink of choice.

Thank you, sir!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2015 12:24 AM (YJmuy)

484 >>*draws cock on Cochran's forehead*


When he wakes up, Tell him you traced it.

Posted by: Garrett at August 30, 2015 12:24 AM (j6z1c)

485 Six. You want six to leave. Just saying.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 30, 2015 12:22 AM (myVZ6)

*****
I sit corrected.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 12:24 AM (7vsWz)

486 First mag I told her to just use it to get the feel
and not worry about accuracy--so the first 4 rounds went in the 10 ring
and nothing else went outside the 8.

She loves the thing and wants one.


Posted by: irongrampa at August 30, 2015 12:23 AM (jeCnD)


Outstanding! When I took Mrs Hades to the range she got them all in the 8 ring or better as well, shooting a Glock 21 with .22 conversion, a Glock 19 (9mm), and then the 21 with the .45ACP slide installed. Strangely enough she did the best with the Glock 21 in .45ACP, so there might have to be one in her future... (it belonged to a friend)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 12:25 AM (UQGss)

487 "Call me Tripod."

Posted by: The Beginning of Moby Dick, after seeing Bebe's pics at August 30, 2015 12:26 AM (MYPM9)

488 Six. You want six to leave. Just saying.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone

Me & my sister?

Posted by: 3-boobed chick from Total Recall at August 30, 2015 12:26 AM (awspb)

489 484 >>*draws cock on Cochran's forehead*
When he wakes up, Tell him you traced it.
Posted by: Garrett at August 30, 2015 12:24 AM (j6z1c)

Bwwaaahhhh

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:26 AM (Vm8WO)

490 475 *Respectfully refrains from "upper-decker" joke*

............

I laughed only because I had a few as well but didn't find it prudent to throw out .

Posted by: Molly k. at August 30, 2015 12:26 AM (zS+qK)

491 Saturday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/637667161448841217

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/637667360942505984

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/637667764333903872

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/637667972912431104

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/637668285627113473

Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2015 12:26 AM (GrXXa)

492 She loves the thing and wants one.
Posted by: irongrampa at August 30, 2015 12:23

Glad she is into guns and not jewelry
Sounds like a fun day at the range

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2015 12:28 AM (OMXTD)

493 But the nude/prego is weird.
Posted by: RWC- TEAM BOHICA


Spaghetti sauce?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 30, 2015 12:28 AM (W5DcG)

494 Saturday Night ONT Compliance Pics Encore

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/637668471338323969

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/637668611356782593

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/637668776599752704

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/637668907545927681

Posted by: kbdabear at August 30, 2015 12:28 AM (GrXXa)

495 Posted by: kbdabear

I like #4. Bottoms up!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 12:29 AM (awspb)

496 >>>>When he wakes up, Tell him you traced it.

I said his forehead. Not his spine.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 12:29 AM (e+1S5)

497 If communications
You would perfect,
Know women are roundabout,
Men are direct.

There are exceptions,
but you'd be a fool
Not to recognize
this is the rule.

Good night, Gracies.

Posted by: mindful webworker - man! at August 30, 2015 12:30 AM (ACs58)

498 Anyone have family photos like these?

http://tinyurl.com/p3vd3oe
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 30, 2015 12:18 AM (zyIlW)
---
The one of the guy holding the cat with the Santa hat had me dry heaving with laughter. Crazy eyes! He's like a Bond villain on a budget!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:30 AM (jR7Wy)

499 I said his forehead. Not his spine.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 12:29 AM (e+1S5)



I can hear Cougar laughing from here.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:30 AM (GEICT)

500 @ 486

GGE, the young lady (16) is an absolute natural. Her Dad and I were talking about her getting into shooting and see just how good she really is.

I can only take her so far.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 30, 2015 12:32 AM (jeCnD)

501 Say this every time I watch it.....how the R is SNL on.

They can't have any fans left.

Posted by: RWC- TEAM BOHICA at August 30, 2015 12:32 AM (9jeGC)

502 What will greet Chi Sept. 18:

http://tinyurl.com/poal65m

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 30, 2015 12:33 AM (zyIlW)

503 Good nite morons
Be well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 30, 2015 12:33 AM (OMXTD)

504 I guess the gauntlet is thrown.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:34 AM (jR7Wy)

505 Say this every time I watch it.....how the R is SNL on.

They can't have any fans left.

Posted by: RWC- TEAM BOHICA

A good chunk of the country thinks John Stewart is both a comedian and an incisive political thinker.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 12:34 AM (MYPM9)

506 >>>I can hear Cougar laughing from here.

Look, homie, you sent those pics to me. I didn't ask for them.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 12:35 AM (e+1S5)

507 Her Dad and I were talking about her getting into shooting and see just how good she really is.

I can only take her so far.


Posted by: irongrampa at August 30, 2015 12:32 AM (jeCnD)


That's super IG. Maybe she will get into competitions. At any rate, it's great to have another shooter.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 12:36 AM (UQGss)

508 Oh shit, thanks to those shots I nodded off several minutes.

I better call it a night so I can make the Book Thread tomorrow.

Be well, y'all!

Posted by: logprof, also on Kindle at August 30, 2015 12:36 AM (vsbNu)

509 lucky Chi...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 12:36 AM (UQGss)

510 >>>What will greet Chi Sept. 18:

I SELF IDENTIFY AS CHI AND VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 12:37 AM (e+1S5)

511 502 What will greet Chi Sept. 18:

http://tinyurl.com/poal65m

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 30, 2015 12:33 AM (zyIlW)



Quite impressive. Though I vote for http://s838.photobucket.com/user/elle_jaye1/media/image_zps53817921.jpg.html

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:37 AM (GEICT)

512 Yeah, I blew out the margins with that link and I DON'T CARE. Check out the link and then tell me you care.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:38 AM (GEICT)

513 Fun fact: Fred Phelps has two awards from the NAACP.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 30, 2015 12:39 AM (P6Jv8)

514 So, before a trip Wednesday, I went and bought a couple of pairs of jeans. I always buy Levis, Regular fit, same size.

There is now a subcategory of fit. Skinny. It is on a tiny little fucking label on the waistband. Nowhere else.

Put these things on when geting up morning 1, and I could barely get the waistband above short hair showing level, like Burt in the 70s. I don't know how these hipster douchebags make this work.

*Throws hands up in the air and walks away, grumbling something about a lawn*

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 12:39 AM (7vsWz)

515 Time for the old folk. Lazy day tomorrow for a change.


Remember, all, you are Americans--the head is held HIGH.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 30, 2015 12:41 AM (jeCnD)

516 Posted by: ManWithNoParty

*Points and laughs*

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 12:41 AM (MYPM9)

517 niters irongrampa : )

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 30, 2015 12:41 AM (zyIlW)

518 502 What will greet Chi Sept. 18:
http://tinyurl.com/poal65m
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 30, 2015 12:33 AM

Yay!!!!!! Eris's turn!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:42 AM (Vm8WO)

519 Remember, all, you are Americans--the head is held HIGH.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.


Posted by: irongrampa

Gracias, Senor!

Posted by: Undocumented Moron at August 30, 2015 12:43 AM (MYPM9)

520 I don't know how these hipster douchebags make this work.

*Throws hands up in the air and walks away, grumbling something about a lawn*
Posted by: ManWithNoParty

Being a super-skinny male waif with no testosterone helps. Also, hipsters have no balls, so that saves space.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 12:44 AM (awspb)

521 How come no one's asking for my pics?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner--Don't you think I'm sexy? at August 30, 2015 12:44 AM (MYPM9)

522 Yay!!!!!! Eris's turn!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:42 AM (Vm8WO)
---
Sorry, I don't have any shots ready and I'm in my jammies. Another time perhaps.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:44 AM (jR7Wy)

523 Skinny Jeans are for homos.

Posted by: Garrett at August 30, 2015 12:45 AM (j6z1c)

524 >>>Yay!!!!!! Eris's turn!

I wholeheartedly endorse this.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 12:45 AM (e+1S5)

525 >>>Yeah, I blew out the margins with that link and I DON'T CARE.

Pixy/minx: blogging software only a honey badger could love.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 30, 2015 12:46 AM (P6Jv8)

526 502 What will greet Chi Sept. 18:
http://tinyurl.com/poal65m
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 30, 2015 12:33 AM

****

I hope he is wise enough to avail himself of Vitamins B and E, as well as IV Hydration prior to arrival.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 12:46 AM (7vsWz)

527 522 Sorry, I don't have any shots ready and I'm in my jammies. Another time perhaps.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:44 AM (jR7Wy)

Hmmm I sense a dodge. What you think SMFH?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:47 AM (fiP+4)

528 Yeah,

Definitely a dodge.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 30, 2015 12:48 AM (zyIlW)

529 Pixy/minx: blogging software only a honey badger could love.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner

It's great. Super classy. It's all they talk about in Eastern Europe and all of the bigger "-stan" countries. It's YUUUGE there.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 12:48 AM (awspb)

530 I told him to get plenty of rest, MWNP.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 30, 2015 12:49 AM (zyIlW)

531 *backs away slowly and lets Ettes handle this*

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:49 AM (GEICT)

532 When the muse strikes, I'll take some snaps.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:50 AM (jR7Wy)

533 It's nothing you haven't seen up close and personal, Cochran!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:51 AM (jR7Wy)

534 *backs away slowly and lets Ettes handle this*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:49 AM (GEICT)

***

*nods sagely while quietly retreating*

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 12:51 AM (7vsWz)

535 532 When the muse strikes, I'll take some snaps.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:50 AM (jR7Wy)

Sounds line someone needs some vodka Martinis

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:52 AM (fiP+4)

536 >>>*backs away slowly and lets Ettes handle this*

For once I agree with Cochran,

*hides manfully under chair*

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 12:52 AM (e+1S5)

537 533 It's nothing you haven't seen up close and personal, Cochran!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:51 AM (jR7Wy)



*smiles*

Still laughing at calling you over.

"Hey, you have handcuffs, right?"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:53 AM (GEICT)

538 Skinny Jeans are for homos.
Posted by: Garrett


Cannot visualize Barney Frank in a pair.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 30, 2015 12:53 AM (W5DcG)

539 It's nothing you haven't seen up close and personal, Cochran!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:51 AM (jR7Wy)

*****

Phrasing.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 12:53 AM (7vsWz)

540 533 It's nothing you haven't seen up close and personal, Cochran!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:51 AM (jR7Wy)

Do tell. Did he make the motorboat noises too?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:53 AM (fiP+4)

541
Hmmm I sense a dodge.


It could just be a safety precaution, to avoid another ONT medical emergency.

Posted by: Arbalest at August 30, 2015 12:54 AM (FlRtG)

542 mmmmm Have another hit -- of fresh air.

Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 12:55 AM (q509P)

543 *peeks in*

wth is going on in here?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 30, 2015 12:56 AM (0O7c5)

544 533 It's nothing you haven't seen up close and personal, Cochran!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 12:51 AM (jR7Wy)



I have met Eris twice, at NoVaMoMe. All joking aside, she's an awesome person and you will be better off if you get to meet her.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:56 AM (GEICT)

545 543 *peeks in*. Wth is going on in here?
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 30, 2015 12:56 AM (0O7c5)

PG!!! It's boobeh pic nite. Pony up!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:57 AM (fiP+4)

546 544 I have met Eris twice, at NoVaMoMe. All joking aside, she's an awesome person and you will be better off if you get to meet her.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:56 AM (GEICT)

Which is why we're going to go liven up the river walk

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:59 AM (fiP+4)

547 *peeks in*

wth is going on in here?
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 30, 2015 12:56 AM (0O7c5)

**

You know the rule. Pics or....oohhh, nevermind.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 01:00 AM (7vsWz)

548 I have met Eris twice, at NoVaMoMe. All joking aside, she's an awesome person and you will be better off if you get to meet her.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:56 AM (GEICT)
---
Awww, thanks! *blushes*

But this clasping of each other to one's heaving bosoms compels me to say, yet again -- we need to have Kaboom-a-Palooza one of these days.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 01:00 AM (jR7Wy)

549 Which is why we're going to go liven up the river walk

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 12:59 AM (fiP+4)



Hey, we have a River Walk down here in Jax. You ladies wanna come visit, the wife and I will be glad to meet you all.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 01:01 AM (GEICT)

550 543 *peeks in*

wth is going on in here?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 30, 2015 12:56 AM (0O7c5)



Summertime Saturday night -- bored 'ettes-style. Teasing the 'rons.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2015 01:01 AM (Z2E7n)

551 What would your nun in 10th grade say about all this... flesh!

Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 01:01 AM (q509P)

552 i am a member of the itty bitty titty committee.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 30, 2015 01:01 AM (0O7c5)

553 oh my. All of a sudden changing my running pants in the driveway looks awful innocent.

Posted by: Molly k at August 30, 2015 01:02 AM (zS+qK)

554 552 i am a member of the itty bitty titty committee.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 30, 2015 01:01 AM (0O7c5)




Matters not. Guys love them all.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 01:02 AM (GEICT)

555 551 What would your nun in 10th grade say about all this... flesh!
Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 01:01 AM (q509P)

Detention. Big time. Heh, & I still have my uniform. No, no pics. Uniforms are identifiable info.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 01:04 AM (fiP+4)

556 So. I'm apparently missing something here?

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 01:04 AM (ENe42)

557 Detention. Big time. Heh, & I still have my uniform. No, no pics. Uniforms are identifiable info.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 01:04 AM (fiP+4)



Oh my.

I think the skirt is mainly what the Rons are looking for.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 01:04 AM (GEICT)

558 556 So. I'm apparently missing something here?

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 01:04 AM (ENe42)



Not for long.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 01:05 AM (GEICT)

559 i am a member of the itty bitty titty committee.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 30, 2015 01:01 AM (0O7c5)

*****

Obection!

Statement assumes facts not entered into eveidence with the usual pics.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 01:05 AM (7vsWz)

560 >>>So. I'm apparently missing something here?

A bit. Pro tip: buy Gatorade. Like the Sam's Club pack.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 01:06 AM (e+1S5)

561 My favorite car bomb recipe:

Shot glass of 1/2 Evian, 1/2 Poland Spring.

Drop it into a pint glass of Deer Park.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at August 30, 2015 01:06 AM (P6Jv8)

562 557 I think the skirt is mainly what the Rons are looking for.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 01:04 AM (GEICT)

Like I said, identifiable.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 01:06 AM (fiP+4)

563 *whack*

*whack*

*whack*

What the heck is wrong with this woman? I'm striking as hard as I can!

Posted by: The Muse at August 30, 2015 01:07 AM (YJmuy)

564 Awright pervs, time for me to fluff the pillows and hit the sack.

You behave now, okay? Give Buzzion a good show.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at August 30, 2015 01:07 AM (jR7Wy)

565 Like I said, identifiable.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 01:06 AM (fiP+4)



The skirt is? Really? I mean, I'm not even perving Moron style here. I'm legitimately stunned that the skirt is identifiable.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 01:07 AM (GEICT)

566 So. DC. Shirtless pic.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 01:08 AM (fiP+4)

567 >>>i am a member of the itty bitty titty committee.....

And? Big boobs are great. Small boobs are just as great. It's Science.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 01:08 AM (e+1S5)

568 Like Tartans?

Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 01:08 AM (q509P)

569 Goodnight Eris!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 01:08 AM (GEICT)

570 i am a member of the itty bitty titty committee.....

AKA, perky forever.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2015 01:09 AM (YJmuy)

571 514 So, before a trip Wednesday, I went and bought a couple of pairs of jeans. I always buy Levis, Regular fit, same size.

There is now a subcategory of fit. Skinny. It is on a tiny little fucking label on the waistband. Nowhere else.

Put these things on when geting up morning 1, and I could barely get the waistband above short hair showing level, like Burt in the 70s. I don't know how these hipster douchebags make this work.

*Throws hands up in the air and walks away, grumbling something about a lawn*
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 12:39 AM (7vsWz)



It's why I buy my Wrangler's at the hardware store.

I doubt they get in any skinny jeans there.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 30, 2015 01:09 AM (Z7G74)

572 Not for long.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 01:05 AM (GEICT)

****

LOL. Yoga time!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 01:09 AM (7vsWz)

573 Muse, you are doing it wrong.
Hoard, tell it how it is...

Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 01:10 AM (q509P)

574 >>>i am a member of the itty bitty titty committee.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl

------

So was I once upon a time. Cheer up, there's always options.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 30, 2015 01:11 AM (P6Jv8)

575 Yes. Eleven out of thirteen of Fred's kids are lawyers.

You should get the documentary Hatemongers. Fascinating stuff, but told from a pro-Westboro perspective.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 29, 2015 11:26 PM (P6Jv


You mean two of them managed to find honest work? That must have pissed old Fred off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2015 01:12 AM (aRgrb)

576 565 The skirt is? Really? I mean, I'm not even perving Moron style here. I'm legitimately stunned that the skirt is identifiable.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 01:07 AM (GEICT)
568 Like Tartans?
Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 01:08 AM (q509P)

Exactly! Some are tartan. Others have different prints. I can pick out kids that go to my grammar school around the neighborhood from the uniform.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 01:12 AM (fiP+4)

577 It's why I buy my Wrangler's at the hardware store.

I doubt they get in any skinny jeans there.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 30, 2015 01:09 AM (Z7G74)

*****

Kohls has been reliable for years until now.

I will buy them at a gas station or flea market before I spend money there again

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 01:12 AM (7vsWz)

578 Anybody read the new biography, "Reagan. the Life"? By HW Brands?

I'm about 100 pages into it. So far. So good.

Posted by: Grumpy old man at August 30, 2015 01:13 AM (WQ7Wn)

579 i am a member of the itty bitty titty committee.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl,
..........................
Page one, rule one, ma'am...

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 01:13 AM (ENe42)

580 Nite Eris. I tried to get some beefcake for Fappy 'ette dreams.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 01:13 AM (fiP+4)

581 Finally, CNN has something I might like. Saw glimpses of it earlier. Its about Social Justice Stalwart and Progressive Pastor Jim Jones.

Posted by: puddleglum at August 30, 2015 01:14 AM (NGd+i)

582 Its called Escape from Jonestown. The only annoying thing is the CNN bubblehead hosting the show. She's annoying.

Posted by: puddleglum at August 30, 2015 01:16 AM (NGd+i)

583
This whole civility thing has gone too far.

Though the only responsible thing, at this point, is to take to its logical conclusion. So the 'ettes just need to keep posting digital cheesecake.

We need to know what happens when things go too far. For the children - sort of.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2015 01:16 AM (QDnY+)

584 It's why I buy my Wrangler's at the hardware store.

I doubt they get in any skinny jeans there.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 30, 2015 01:09 AM (Z7G74)

The end cap at Tractor Supply. 15 bucks.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 30, 2015 01:17 AM (GzDYP)

585 Ok. Fuck it.
This bourbon ain't gonna drink itself - who's in?
Already have one poured for BC, DC & Infidel...

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 01:17 AM (ENe42)

586 I have met Eris twice, at NoVaMoMe. All joking aside, she's an awesome person and you will be better off if you get to meet her.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Listen to the Podcast at August 30, 2015 12:56 AM (GEICT)


Seconded.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 01:18 AM (UQGss)

587 One more shot, one more tome and then it's g'night horde.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 01:18 AM (e+1S5)

588 Count me in, mon.

Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 01:18 AM (q509P)

589 583 This whole civility thing has gone too far.
Though the only responsible thing, at this point, is to take to its logical conclusion. So the 'ettes just need to keep posting digital cheesecake.
We need to know what happens when things go too far. For the children - sort of.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2015 01:16 AM (QDnY+)

Yyyeeeaahhh. How's about you leave me & my girls out of that.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 01:19 AM (fiP+4)

590 This bourbon ain't gonna drink itself - who's in?

Already have one poured for BC, DC Infidel...

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 01:17 AM (ENe42)


Dammit, gotta stay up tonight...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 01:19 AM (UQGss)

591 Top last night? puuuuleeeeze?

Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 01:20 AM (q509P)

592 Ok. Fuck it.
This bourbon ain't gonna drink itself - who's in?
Already have one poured for BC, DC & Infidel...
Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 01:17 AM (ENe42)

****

If a tall beer works, I'll self supply.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 01:20 AM (7vsWz)

593 Kohls has been reliable for years until now.

I will buy them at a gas station or flea market before I spend money there again
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 01:12 AM (7vsWz)

The end cap at Tractor Supply. 15 bucks.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 30, 2015 01:17 AM (GzDYP)


$12 next to the grill parts at True Value.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at August 30, 2015 01:20 AM (Z7G74)

594 Tome? Really autocucumber? Toke. Toke, damnit.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 30, 2015 01:20 AM (e+1S5)

595 I've been drinking bourbon and fined for the last five and a half hours, I guess I can drink one more.

Posted by: Kenway at August 30, 2015 01:21 AM (69ty/)

596 Already have one poured for BC, DC & Infidel...
Posted by: Chi

I'm game.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 01:22 AM (awspb)

597 One for the money...

Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 01:22 AM (q509P)

598 Fined? Ginger you stupid shit, ginger.

Posted by: Kenway at August 30, 2015 01:22 AM (69ty/)

599 Has anyone heard from the guy who had a wildfire going after his house?

Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2015 01:22 AM (Z2E7n)

600 Forgot to post this, because Pirate Metal
https://youtu.be/f55CqLc6IR0

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 01:23 AM (awspb)

601 $12 next to the grill parts at True Value.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac


Now that's a TRUE value.

Posted by: Zombie Paul Harvey at August 30, 2015 01:23 AM (W5DcG)

602 What's a Kenway?

*evergreen*

Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 01:23 AM (q509P)

603 Has anyone heard from the guy who had a wildfire going after his house?

He said he'd post after Saturday. Hopefully that means tomorrow.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2015 01:23 AM (YJmuy)

604 I'm in, of course.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 30, 2015 01:24 AM (zyIlW)

605 Thanks Chi. Nice wake up call.

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 01:24 AM (PfVjp)

606 557 I think the skirt is mainly what the Rons are looking for.
Posted by: BCochran1981
..........................
I'm still trying to catch up - but, are you talking about GGE?
Personally, I have no interest in his skirt.

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 01:24 AM (ENe42)

607 601 $12 next to the grill parts at True Value.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac

Now that's a TRUE value.
Posted by: Zombie Paul Harvey at August 30, 2015 01:23 AM (W5DcG)


Look for it at your neighborhood True Value store.

Posted by: Zombie Pat Summerall at August 30, 2015 01:25 AM (Z7G74)

608 Has anyone heard from the guy who had a wildfire going after his house?
Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2015 01:22 AM (Z2E7n)

****

Wasn't that JeanQ, with a lot of smoke and winds?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 01:25 AM (7vsWz)

609 559 i am a member of the itty bitty titty committee.....

............


ha!! I'm a member as well but as I tell my hubby a few bucks for some air and latitude I'll be looking good. He's not buying it

Posted by: Molly k at August 30, 2015 01:25 AM (zS+qK)

610 To the beauty, and best grandma in the East Bay!

Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 01:26 AM (q509P)

611  Fined? Ginger you stupid shit, ginger.
Posted by: Kenway

------

I took it to mean you were pulled over for DUI.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 30, 2015 01:27 AM (P6Jv8)

612 ha!! I'm a member as well but as I tell my hubby a few bucks for some air and latitude I'll be looking good. He's not buying it
Posted by: Molly k at August 30, 2015 01:25 AM (zS+qK)

****

Sounds like a good man and the right one for you.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 01:29 AM (7vsWz)

613 Has anyone heard from the guy who had a wildfire going after his house?
Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2015 01:22 AM (Z2E7n)

Was it Draki? Jean had smoke incoming, but settling close by because she's in a valley far enough away.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 30, 2015 01:29 AM (GzDYP)

614 Did you all drink, or did I miss the toast?

Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 01:31 AM (q509P)

615
Derak, I think. Didn't go back to check last nights thread.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 30, 2015 01:31 AM (QDnY+)

616 ha!! I'm a member as well but as I tell my hubby a few bucks for some air and latitude I'll be looking good. He's not buying it

Posted by: Molly k at August 30, 2015 01:25 AM (zS+qK)
lol!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 30, 2015 01:32 AM (0O7c5)

617 May your neighbors respect you,
Trouble neglect you,
Angels protect you,
And Heaven accept you.

Slainte!

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 01:33 AM (ENe42)

618 Screw you.
Bottoms up!

(and the ettes can take it from there)

*benny hill music*

Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 01:35 AM (q509P)

619 Wait, we are supposed to wait for a toast to drink?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 30, 2015 01:35 AM (GzDYP)

620 Nice toast babe.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 30, 2015 01:36 AM (zyIlW)

621 Hi all. We are safe, but "Derak" had/has wildfire threatening his house... a bit north of us...

Fire info, for those interested:

http://inciweb.nwcg.gov/unit/32/

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at August 30, 2015 01:36 AM (rhjQp)

622 Wait, we are supposed to wait for a toast to drink?
Posted by: OldDominionMom

Just keep drinking so if someone makes a toast, you're covered.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 01:36 AM (awspb)

623 Derak is the guy y'all are are thinking of re: wildfires.
His last comment was 307 (I think).
He said that he would let us know "after Saturday" - so I ain't panicking. Yet.

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 01:36 AM (ENe42)

624 D'ye know why it's called a kilt?



Cause that's what happened to the last person that called it a skirt.

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 01:37 AM (UQGss)

625 Nice one Chi, but we are all drunk outta our minds and can't even type a "yesh"

Lettuce try again!

Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 01:37 AM (q509P)

626 Been doing shots of Fiji all evening. Man I am so shit faced right now.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at August 30, 2015 01:38 AM (P6Jv8)

627 Did you all drink, or did I miss the toast?
Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 01:31 AM (q509P)

Probably both, but I offer the following:

May the best day of your past

Be the worst day of your future

Slainte'!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 01:38 AM (7vsWz)

628 how i love a kilt

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 30, 2015 01:38 AM (0O7c5)

629 Been doing shots of Fiji all evening. Man I am so shit faced right now.
Posted by: Marco Rubio

Partying on your luxury super-yacht, no doubt.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 01:39 AM (awspb)

630 612 ha!! I'm a member as well but as I tell my hubby a few bucks for some air and latitude I'll be looking good. He's not buying it
Posted by: Molly k at August 30, 2015 01:25 AM (zS+qK)

****

Sounds like a good man and the right one for you.

.......,....
I keep trying to believe that. Had a tough disagreement tonight. I let him win then went and cried. Just once I wish I could be the one to win

Posted by: Molly k. at August 30, 2015 01:40 AM (zS+qK)

631 I shaved my Bernie and clipped my Woody today. Hair everywhere.

Posted by: Barbie at August 30, 2015 01:40 AM (mxd0k)

632 624 D'ye know why it's called a kilt?



Cause that's what happened to the last person that called it a skirt.
Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 01:37 AM (UQGss)




There's always the joke about the women that ask what's under a guys kilt. He lets them check. "Oh that is gruesome!" "Why don't you check again. It grew some more!"

Posted by: Buzzion at August 30, 2015 01:40 AM (bHhan)

633 When I propose a toast, the audience usually throws pieces of toast at me.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 30, 2015 01:40 AM (P6Jv8)

634 Just keep drinking so if someone makes a toast, you're covered.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 01:36 AM (awspb)

Good strategery right there. Thanks!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 30, 2015 01:40 AM (GzDYP)

635 625 Nice one Chi, but we are all drunk outta our minds and can't even type a "yesh"

Lettuce try again!
Posted by: Dodge City
...................
I'll try to ketchup.

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 01:40 AM (ENe42)

636 kill't in a bar when he was only three.
Musta been a prodigy.

Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 01:41 AM (q509P)

637 Or was that killed him a bar when he was only three?

Posted by: Dodge City at August 30, 2015 01:45 AM (q509P)

638 I keep trying to believe that. Had a tough disagreement tonight. I let him win then went and cried. Just once I wish I could be the one to win
Posted by: Molly k. at August 30, 2015 01:40 AM (zS+qK)

*

Sorry to hear that. Talk to us, if you think it would help you.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 01:46 AM (7vsWz)

639 Oh dear. Did everyone just pass out all at once?

Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 30, 2015 01:47 AM (GzDYP)

640 Looks like the early drinkers are under the table.
Time to steal their wallets, weapons and electronics.

Posted by: FBI A-TEAM at August 30, 2015 01:47 AM (q509P)

641 Pass out? nah, not yet. Just lurking

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at August 30, 2015 01:48 AM (rhjQp)

642 Posted by: FBI A-TEAM at August 30, 2015 01:47 AM

Unleash the cats.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 30, 2015 01:48 AM (GzDYP)

643 (((Molly k))) hugs to you.

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at August 30, 2015 01:49 AM (rhjQp)

644 Looks like the early drinkers are under the table.

Time to steal their wallets, weapons and electronics.

Posted by: FBI A-TEAM


Get a warrant.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2015 01:49 AM (YJmuy)

645 Just pulled the tape off the clock I painted earlier. Came out pretty nice.

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 01:50 AM (PfVjp)

646 Sounds like it sux Molly k.
Take it up with a higher authority IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: FBI A-TEAM at August 30, 2015 01:51 AM (q509P)

647 628 how i love a kilt
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 30, 2015 01:38 AM (0O7c5)

Check it out. Forget who linked it first, maybe Eris.

http://media-cache-ak0.pin___.com/736x/c3/2f/69/c32f695eb05cd5418b45c6f94f36ea19.jpg

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 01:52 AM (Vm8WO)

648 Won't open for me.

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 01:54 AM (PfVjp)

649 One of the people who escaped from Jonestown just said that he thought Jones was a Socialist and he was at a Socialist Paradise; instead he was in hell and Jones was a Fascist. I yelled "THEY'RE THE SAME THING DUMMY". My co worker looked at me oddly.

Posted by: puddleglum at August 30, 2015 01:55 AM (NGd+i)

650 Replace ___ with IMG
Pixy strips it out, for some good reason.
so patch it or wait for a tinyurl-like update

Posted by: FBI A-TEAM at August 30, 2015 01:56 AM (q509P)

651 So - only bebe & SMFH with the boob pics?
It's like I don't even know you 'ettes anymore!

ODMom, PG, AHE, Jean Q, Molly - c'mon...

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 01:57 AM (ENe42)

652 Boob pics, heh-- take it up with my husband, eh?

That's what I thought.

Lol.

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at August 30, 2015 01:59 AM (rhjQp)

653
http://tinyurl.com/qyp85xg

http://media-cache-ak0.pin___.com/736x/c3/2f/69/c32f695eb05cd5418b45c6f94f36ea19.jpg

650 Replace ___ with IMG
Pixy strips it out, for some good reason.
so patch it or wait for a tinyurl-like update

Posted by: helpful at August 30, 2015 02:00 AM (q509P)

654 The Hoard of Morons Is Officially Passed Out.

Posted by: helpful at August 30, 2015 02:03 AM (q509P)

655 Is or Has?

Posted by: helpful at August 30, 2015 02:05 AM (q509P)

656 654

Not quite yet.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 02:05 AM (XPFNf)

657 652 Boob pics, heh-- take it up with my husband, eh?

That's what I thought.

Posted by: JeanQ Flyover
...........................
I ain't scared*
Show us your tits!



*my girlfriend is armed and drives a tank.

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 02:05 AM (ENe42)

658 Bebe, yummy.

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 02:05 AM (PfVjp)

659 The Hoard of Morons Is Officially Passed Out.
Posted by: helpful

I just had to run to the kitchen for another beer.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 02:05 AM (awspb)

660 oh my bebes.......thank you....thank you very very much!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 30, 2015 02:05 AM (0O7c5)

661 Check it out. Forget who linked it first, maybe Eris.


My eyes! Brin bleach, stat!

Once seen, never unseen.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 30, 2015 02:05 AM (brIR5)

662 Talk about gone girls...

Posted by: helpful at August 30, 2015 02:06 AM (q509P)

663 Whups, jumped the gun...
You are all here, of course.
Obviously...

Posted by: helpful at August 30, 2015 02:08 AM (q509P)

664 My eyes! Brin bleach, stat!

Once seen, never unseen.


Just keep repeating to yourself:

I am the very model of a modern heterosexual.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2015 02:09 AM (YJmuy)

665 \,,/

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 02:09 AM (awspb)

666 Dude, you got a girlfriend? For reals?

Okay, leaving hubby out of it... No.


Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at August 30, 2015 02:10 AM (rhjQp)

667 SHIT. Missed hitting metal for the comment of the damned.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 02:10 AM (awspb)

668 There's toast?

Posted by: Meghan McCain, Tomorrow's Republican Today at August 30, 2015 02:11 AM (oZr5y)

669 Ah I couldn't figure out how to tiny pic it

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 02:11 AM (Vm8WO)

670 Molly k., Disagreement is highly overrated and sucks energy out of a partnership. How to teach him that is the challenge.

My inlaws actually still try to stoke it, to no avail, because reason and what's best for us prevails. Because us.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 30, 2015 02:12 AM (GzDYP)

671 I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;a
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news, (bothered for a rhyme)
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

1880 poster
I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore, (bothered for a rhyme)b
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:c
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,d
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery –
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy – (bothered for a rhyme)
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.e
For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

Posted by: Love it tho at August 30, 2015 02:13 AM (q509P)

672 Figures, I'm the sober one. Damn kids with your drinking and boobie pics. Well some people work for a living. Make sure the vomit is cleaned up because I ain't doin' it.

Posted by: puddleglum at August 30, 2015 02:14 AM (NGd+i)

673 669 Ah I couldn't figure out how to tiny pic it

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 02:11 AM (Vm8WO)




You couldn't figure out how to get a guy tiny??? Pointing and laughing is always a good start.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2015 02:15 AM (Z2E7n)

674 I was in the pool!

Posted by: George Costanza at August 30, 2015 02:17 AM (bHhan)

675 I am the very model of a modern Major-General,

Yes, that's what I was riffing on.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2015 02:18 AM (YJmuy)

676 673 669 Ah I couldn't figure out how to tiny pic it

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 02:11 AM (Vm8WO)

You couldn't figure out how to get a guy tiny??? Pointing and laughing is always a good start.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2015 02:15 AM (Z2E7n)

GET A ROOM.

Posted by: Church Lady at August 30, 2015 02:18 AM (q509P)

677 I'm back! Been fighting with a damned Windows 10 update. Who's still here?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 30, 2015 02:19 AM (MYPM9)

678 Figures, I'm the sober one. Damn kids with your drinking and boobie pics. Well some people work for a living. Make sure the vomit is cleaned up because I ain't doin' it.
Posted by: puddleglum at August 30, 2015 02:14 AM (NGd+ii)

***

You will and you will like it. *Hic*

We will return the favor in the afternoon threads.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 02:19 AM (XPFNf)

679 Posted by: Love it tho

I am the very model of a modern Major General
I'm attracted to vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the Queens of Castro Street and I quote the Grievances historical
From Civil Rights to Rape Culture in order categorical

Posted by: That general who made male ROTC cadets march in high heels at August 30, 2015 02:20 AM (awspb)

680 673 You couldn't figure out how to get a guy tiny??? Pointing and laughing is always a good start.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2015 02:15 AM (Z2E7

Like, dissuading someone that got too fresh? Always nipped unwanted attention in the bud, before anyone got their junk out.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 02:20 AM (Vm8WO)

681 Like, dissuading someone that got too fresh? Always nipped unwanted attention in the bud, before anyone got their junk out.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 02:20 AM (Vm8WO)

*****

Sure. Let's go with that.

Posted by: CreepyBoobieStalker at August 30, 2015 02:26 AM (XPFNf)

682 So, there doesn't seem to be too much poking and prodding from the Feds tonight. Yet. 20% night shift compensation must not be working. Or we're not worthy.

Posted by: Church Lady at August 30, 2015 02:26 AM (q509P)

683 *raises hand* Off to the kitchen for another beer.

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 02:27 AM (PfVjp)

684 Or we can't tell...

Posted by: Church Lady at August 30, 2015 02:27 AM (q509P)

685 Does anyone know if Slap fixed his finger?

Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2015 02:29 AM (kPT7a)

686 681 Sure. Let's go with that.
Posted by: CreepyBoobieStalker at August 30, 2015 02:26 AM (XPFNf)

Hey, What happens in the privacy of your home is strictly between you, Buzzion and the rest of the Fapping Ghosts. I meant live & in person.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 02:29 AM (Vm8WO)

687 Has anyone painted their counter tops? I was just looking at Giani Paint. Looks like it might work pretty well.

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 02:30 AM (PfVjp)

688 Or we can't tell...
Posted by: Church Lady

Nobody expects...well, you know.

Posted by: The Spanish Inquisition at August 30, 2015 02:30 AM (awspb)

689 Does anyone know if Slap fixed his finger?

Didn't know it was broken.

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 02:31 AM (PfVjp)

690 *raises hand* Fills coffee cup with cabernet.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 30, 2015 02:33 AM (GzDYP)

691 689 Does anyone know if Slap fixed his finger?
Didn't know it was broken.
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 02:31 AM (PfVjp)

Dislocated. Sounded yucky

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 02:34 AM (Vm8WO)

692 *raises hand* Off to the kitchen for another beer.
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 02:27 AM (PfVjp)

***

You are excused. Hurry back, now!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 02:34 AM (XPFNf)

693 Finally getting sleepy. This overtired & can't sleep thing is way past old. Nite nite. I hope

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 02:35 AM (Vm8WO)

694 Drinking my last ruma and coke of the evening. Then off to bed to sleep off my sunburn.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2015 02:36 AM (aRgrb)

695 Finally getting sleepy. This overtired & can't sleep thing is way past old. Nite nite. I hope
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 30, 2015 02:35 AM (Vm8WO)

*****

Nigh Bebe. Thanks for the images.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 02:37 AM (XPFNf)

696 Dislocated hurts like all get out. Happened to my thumb once. Hurt like hell when a buddy pulled it to get it relocated. Never want to do that again.

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 02:38 AM (PfVjp)

697 G'night, bbd.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2015 02:40 AM (YJmuy)

698 G'nite bebe. Sweet dreams.

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 02:40 AM (PfVjp)

699 Drinking my last ruma and coke of the evening. Then off to bed to sleep off my sunburn.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

To go with your rum & coke
https://youtu.be/WiayZdPESno

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 02:40 AM (awspb)

700 687 Has anyone painted their counter tops? I was just looking at Giani Paint. Looks like it might work pretty well.
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 02:30 AM (PfVjp)

I have a friend that did that. It looks really nice, but don't know how it holds up.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 30, 2015 02:40 AM (GzDYP)

701 I am the very model of a modern heterosexual.
I am the very model of a modern heterosexual.
I am the very model of a modern heterosexual.
I am the very model of a modern heterosexual.
I am the very model of a modern heterosexual.
I am the very model of a modern heterosexual.
I am the very model of a modern heterosexual.
I am the very model of a modern heterosexual.
I am the very model of a modern heterosexual.

Nope, not working.

I am the very model of a modern heterosexual.
I am the very model of a modern heterosexual.
I am the very model of a modern heterosexual.

Still seeing it,

I am the very model of a modern heterosexual.
I am the very model of a modern heterosexual.
I am the very model of a modern heterosexual.

never mind, it's burned into my glasses. I think it will go away if I clean them, Whoo, That was close.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 30, 2015 02:41 AM (brIR5)

702 689 Does anyone know if Slap fixed his finger?

Didn't know it was broken.

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 02:31 AM (PfVjp)



He jammed it during an ONT in an unfortunate incident with his pants. It is for precisely this reason that pants are not recommended during ONTs.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2015 02:42 AM (kPT7a)

703 To go with your rum & coke
https://youtu.be/WiayZdPESno

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 02:40 AM (awspb)


Love that tune!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2015 02:43 AM (aRgrb)

704 Posted by: Fox2!

Have you tried watching Polish maids churning butter?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 02:43 AM (awspb)

705 Dislocated hurts like all get out. Happened to my thumb once. Hurt like hell when a buddy pulled it to get it relocated. Never want to do that again.
Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 02:38 AM (PfVjp)

*****

I grew up playing softball in Chicago. 16", no mitts. This used to happen about twice a game.

NOT recommended for later in life.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 02:44 AM (XPFNf)

706 Poor Slap. Zippers can be a real pain. :-)

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 02:44 AM (PfVjp)

707 AOP & bebe's (& anyone I missed) - G'Night.
Thanks for the boobs.

Not you, AOP.

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 02:44 AM (ENe42)

708 I have a friend that did that. It looks really nice, but don't know how it holds up.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 30, 2015 02:40 AM (GzDYP)


I thin you might want to look at melamine paint, made from Chinese pet food (just kidding). Gives a nice hard durable surface.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2015 02:45 AM (aRgrb)

709 704 Posted by: Fox2!

Have you tried watching Polish maids churning butter?

No, but I have contemplated Bayerische biermadchen in their dirndls.

Or out of them.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 30, 2015 02:46 AM (brIR5)

710 He jammed it during an ONT in an unfortunate incident with his pants. It is for precisely this reason that pants are not recommended during ONTs.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2015 02:42 AM (kPT7a)

****

I think this says more about Slap than it does his pants.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 02:46 AM (XPFNf)

711 Does it seem that the St. Pauli Girl has become less well endowed, and her neckline has crept up from say 20 years ago?

Posted by: Fox2! at August 30, 2015 02:47 AM (brIR5)

712
I grew up playing softball in Chicago. 16", no mitts. This used to happen about twice a game.

NOT recommended for later in life.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 02:44 AM (XPFNf)

Ouch (still) with you there myself, bro.

Posted by: Church Lady at August 30, 2015 02:48 AM (q509P)

713 711 Does it seem that the St. Pauli Girl has become less well endowed, and her neckline has crept up from say 20 years ago?
Posted by: Fox2! at August 30, 2015 02:47 AM (brIR5)

This is indeed true. More research required...

Posted by: Church Lady at August 30, 2015 02:50 AM (q509P)

714 Well, the rum and coke is about done, so I will say good night to the Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 30, 2015 02:50 AM (aRgrb)

715 Hillary booster song from way back when

By Phranc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYn3B-vjt5c

Haahahahahhaaaahahhah.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2015 02:50 AM (3pRHP)

716 I wish CNN had someone else doing this doc on Jonestown. This chick is annoying.

Posted by: puddleglum at August 30, 2015 02:51 AM (NGd+i)

717 Ouch (still) with you there myself, bro.
Posted by: Church Lady at August 30, 2015 02:48 AM (q509P)

**

*Painful* *Clink!*

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 02:52 AM (XPFNf)

718 Goodnight Alberta Oil Peon. I'm out too. Night everyone.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at August 30, 2015 02:55 AM (GzDYP)

719 715 Please tell me that is a parody.

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 02:55 AM (PfVjp)

720 Solead O'Brian? I think thats the CNN chicks name. She is a bubblehead.

Posted by: puddleglum at August 30, 2015 02:55 AM (NGd+i)

721 *clink*

Posted by: Laydoffski at August 30, 2015 02:56 AM (q509P)

722 Nope. Dead serious from Clinton's first year. It was all the rage on KBVR way back when.

I want to do a reboot: Hillary's Server

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2015 02:56 AM (3pRHP)

723 puddlegum, Soledad O'Brien. She is quite annoying.

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 02:57 AM (PfVjp)

724 Hillary booster song from way back when

By Phranc
Posted by: Kindltot

Remember that Ready For Hillary! country song from that gay hipster "cowboy" douche?
El Oh fucking El.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 02:58 AM (awspb)

725 Good God, Kindltot. That is horrid.

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 02:59 AM (PfVjp)

726 *sniff*

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 03:02 AM (XPFNf)

727 Everyone gone to bed?

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 03:03 AM (PfVjp)

728 AOP, try this one for Rum and Coke.

Precious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8vvpczEhSk

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2015 03:05 AM (3pRHP)

729 Everyone gone to bed?
Posted by: Infidel

Just rummaging through the cupboards. Don't know why beer makes me crave salty snacks. Maybe I should just suck on a bouillon cube.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 03:06 AM (awspb)

730
TinyURL.com/os9y8jo

St Pauli Girl Logo images

Posted by: Laydoffski at August 30, 2015 03:07 AM (q509P)

731 Everyone gone to bed?

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 03:03 AM (PfVjp)


Not yet, just doing laundry. Work clothes for the week, Mrs Hades will get the rest of it tomorrow as I sleep.

Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 03:08 AM (UQGss)

732 I'm at work till 6am so I'm up.

Posted by: puddleglum at August 30, 2015 03:08 AM (NGd+i)

733 I think I may post a link to the phranc video every once in a while until no one ever talks to me again.

Its better than spiders.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 30, 2015 03:09 AM (3pRHP)

734 727 Everyone gone to bed?
Posted by: Infidel
.......................
Fapping.
Waiting for more bewb pics.

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 03:09 AM (ENe42)

735 Off kilted sock! (at least it was pantsless)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 03:09 AM (UQGss)

736 I'm at work till 6am so I'm up.

Posted by: puddleglum at August 30, 2015 03:08 AM (NGd+i)


6:30 PM to 7:00 AM Sunday through Wednesday. Unfortunately the 'puter at work does not allow commenting although I can see the page. I sometimes throw the odd comment in from the phone though.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 03:11 AM (UQGss)

737 I work 6pm-6am, 3 on-3 off so the schedule is ok. I post when I can. Some nights are busier than others. Tonight is sloooowwwww.

Posted by: puddleglum at August 30, 2015 03:12 AM (NGd+i)

738 TinyURL.com/os9y8jo

St Pauli Girl Logo images
Posted by: Laydoffski at August 30, 2015 03:07 AM (q509P)

*****

I would suggest not clicking on this, or any other link from newbies.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 03:12 AM (XPFNf)

739 Not yet, just doing laundry. Work clothes for the week, Mrs Hades will get the rest of it tomorrow as I sleep.
Posted by: GGE of the Kilted Horde, NC Chapter
.............................
Do you have to iron your skirts for work?

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 03:12 AM (ENe42)

740 I'm thinking I may go spackle the bathroom ceiling where I removed the ceiling fan. Will be dry for sanding tomorrow.

Maybe just have another beer.

Decisions.

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 03:16 AM (PfVjp)

741 738 TinyURL.com/os9y8jo

St Pauli Girl Logo images
Posted by: Laydoffski at August 30, 2015 03:07 AM (q509P)

*****

I would suggest not clicking on this, or any other link from newbies.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 03:12 AM (XPFNf)



Good advice. Everywhere, not just here; but especially here.



I should also note that I've been able to post quite long links recently without getting the "posting long links is annoying" issue -- and even longer ones if I inserted a random space every 30 characters or so. Oddly, Firefox splices the ones with inserted spaces back together without needing to edit if I c'n'p 'em back into the browser bar.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2015 03:18 AM (kPT7a)

742 Maybe just have another beer.

Posted by: Infidel

Don't mind if I do.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 03:19 AM (awspb)

743 I suppose that's good advice.

Posted by: Laydoffski at August 30, 2015 03:19 AM (q509P)

744 743

Sorry, Ira.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 03:23 AM (XPFNf)

745 738 TinyURL.com/os9y8jo

St Pauli Girl Logo images
Posted by: Laydoffski at August 30, 2015 03:07 AM (q509P)

*****
I would suggest not clicking on this, or any other link from newbies.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 03:12 AM (XPFNf)

OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE... GOOGLE
st pauli girl logo

Posted by: Laydoffski at August 30, 2015 03:23 AM (q509P)

746 Whatta dick.

Posted by: Laydoffski at August 30, 2015 03:26 AM (q509P)

747 OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE... GOOGLE
st pauli girl logo
Posted by: Laydoffski

You're not my supervisor!

Posted by: Cheryl/Carol/Cherlene Tunt at August 30, 2015 03:26 AM (awspb)

748 A beer it is. Can't find my wide putty knife. Must have loaned it to kidlet. Can't sleep.

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 03:26 AM (PfVjp)

749 Oh goodie. I've gone from one social justice, leftist hero (Jim Jones) to another (Charles Manson). Manson should have been put down decades ago. Sharon Tate was a beauty.

Posted by: puddleglum at August 30, 2015 03:27 AM (NGd+i)

750 Posted by: Laydoffski at August 30, 2015 03:23 AM (q509P)

*****

You are a rather insistant new person. Interesting...Ira.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 30, 2015 03:28 AM (XPFNf)

751 Hmm. Didn't Bugliosi (sp?) died in June.

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 03:31 AM (PfVjp)

752 748 A beer it is. Can't find my wide putty knife. Must have loaned it to kidlet. Can't sleep.
Posted by: Infidel at
........................
No.
Put the beer down.
Patch the ceiling. Practice, so you can come patch all the holes in my walls...

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 03:33 AM (ENe42)

753 There's https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Pauli_Girl ...

Posted by: cthulhu at August 30, 2015 03:33 AM (kPT7a)

754 lol. An why do you have holes in your walls? If the person who installed the fan I took out the way it should have been I wouldn't have this problem. They put caulking around the ceiling and the fan, it's a mess. Has to be fixed before I paint tho.

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 03:35 AM (PfVjp)

755 Sharon Tate was a beauty.

https://youtu.be/vgWkF1M6pSU

OK, so it just mentions her in the first verse, it's all I got.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2015 03:36 AM (YJmuy)

756 Sara Sidnor is the CNN talking head doing the show about Manson. I would do her. She's got a cute face and a bangable chubby body. She is not nearly as annoying as that O'Brian chick.

Posted by: puddleglum at August 30, 2015 03:37 AM (NGd+i)

757 Do you have to iron your skirts for work?

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 03:12 AM (ENe42)


Nope, they're just pocket T's. Not uniforms or anything, although they have been making noise about getting some. I told them it didn't matter to me because I wear coveralls anyway.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 03:40 AM (UQGss)

758 OK, the St. Pauli Girl vs the Land O Lakes girl.
Discus.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 03:40 AM (awspb)

759 oh, ho ho ho...just noticed that didn't say shirts...



,,|,,



Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 03:41 AM (UQGss)

760 758 OK, the St. Pauli Girl vs the Land O Lakes girl.
Discus.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 03:40 AM (awspb)

Before or after you do the little fold thing?

Posted by: Laydoffski at August 30, 2015 03:44 AM (q509P)

761 HEY!
Wake up.
SOUND OFF
hup hup hup

Posted by: Sgt Dickhead at August 30, 2015 03:47 AM (q509P)

762 I got one coat up, Sgt.

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 03:49 AM (PfVjp)

763 Before or after you do the little fold thing?
Posted by: Laydoffski

Up to you. That's why I said discus.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 30, 2015 03:51 AM (awspb)

764 G'night everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 30, 2015 03:57 AM (YJmuy)

765 759 oh, ho ho ho...just noticed that didn't say shirts...
...................................
Sorry, GGE. I don't mean to be a broken record. I just can't help but swinging at an inside curve.
I know you can squish me like a bug. But I'll continue with the skirt jokes if it's all the same to you.

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 03:57 AM (ENe42)

766 OK then, St Pauli Girl wins it,
Anyone who doubts, pics or it didn't happen.
*crosses arms*

Posted by: Final Arbiter at August 30, 2015 03:58 AM (q509P)

767 G'nite, Blanco.

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 03:58 AM (PfVjp)

768 N.B. I've Been to St Pauli. Kinda skanky. Was it Hamburg?

Posted by: Final Arbiter at August 30, 2015 04:04 AM (q509P)

769 Well that's it, I'm done. Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 04:05 AM (UQGss)

770 Thank G-D for Yahoo Groups.

Posted by: Final Arbiter at August 30, 2015 04:05 AM (q509P)

771 Buh Bye.

Posted by: Final Arbiter at August 30, 2015 04:06 AM (q509P)

772 Chi, it's all in fun. Have a great time in Texas!


And now I really am out. Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 30, 2015 04:06 AM (UQGss)

773 Thy rod and thy staff...

Posted by: Final Arbiter at August 30, 2015 04:07 AM (q509P)

774 >>>oh, ho ho ho...just noticed that didn't say shirts...<<<



Guys Get Skirts.

Posted by: Paul Anka at August 30, 2015 04:08 AM (4nTsn)

775 G'night, G.
I should bail too. Where did 4AM come from?

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 04:09 AM (ENe42)

776 Ah, a live one...

Posted by: Anka Biter at August 30, 2015 04:09 AM (q509P)

777
This might be nice to go to sleep to... if you're so inclined

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8878chOvfI

John Barlycorn

Posted by: Anka Biter at August 30, 2015 04:16 AM (q509P)

778 Buncha drunks.
Parlez Vous!

Posted by: Narcosis at August 30, 2015 04:18 AM (q509P)

779 http://preview.tinyurl.com/q6wp2sq

This is what I sleep to when necessary.

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 04:24 AM (PfVjp)

780 Hey, I still fairly sober.

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 04:26 AM (PfVjp)

781 Yes, you still is, Infidel.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 30, 2015 04:27 AM (zyIlW)

782 780 Hey, I still fairly sober.
Posted by: Infidel
--------------------
Oh, the irony...


I am laughing so hard right now.

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 04:28 AM (ENe42)

783 I blame the fat fingers. Walked right into that one. Oh, boy.

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 04:32 AM (PfVjp)

784 You babe, the best

Posted by: Narcosis at August 30, 2015 04:32 AM (q509P)

785 Yeah, we ams fairly sobers now.

Posted by: Skwisgaar Skwigelf at August 30, 2015 04:33 AM (awspb)

786 Glad I could entertain you.

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 04:36 AM (PfVjp)

787 Hey, I still fairly sober.

Fairies got nuttin' to do with it!!!!

Posted by: Cinderella's Godmother... at August 30, 2015 04:36 AM (qOsoH)

788 timed to get banned again!

Posted by: trump/bolton at August 30, 2015 04:38 AM (0/7ih)

789 Fairies got nuttin' to do with it!!!!
Posted by: Cinderella's Godmother.

Says you.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at August 30, 2015 04:38 AM (awspb)

790 Infidel,
your link isn't working for me.
I wanted to hear (or see) what you posted, darnit.

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 04:40 AM (ENe42)

791 >>>Yeah, we ams fairly sobers now. <<<



This whole place ams dildos.

Posted by: Toki Wartooth at August 30, 2015 04:41 AM (4nTsn)

792 well crap. Worked when I tested it. It's Caribbean ocean sounds. Got it from bing. It's very relaxing.

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 04:42 AM (PfVjp)

793 Says you.
Posted by: Bawney Fwank at August 30, 2015 04:38 AM (awspb)


meh!

You weren't sober when you dreamed up that Banking Act! You were higher than a kite in a space balloon!!!!

Posted by: Cinderella's Godmother Try to Sign All the Mortgage Papers w/o Her Hand Cramping ... at August 30, 2015 04:43 AM (qOsoH)

794 http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=ocean+sou
nds&mid=220F646EFA947B9CDDDD220F646EFA947
B9CDDDD&view=detail&FORM=VIRE3#view=d
etail&mid=B7083702F7015EF570FFB7083702F70
15EF570FF

Don't know it this will work.

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 04:44 AM (PfVjp)

795 Guess I can't spell while on vacation.

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 04:45 AM (PfVjp)

796 friday the 13th should be a "happy" day,
the templeras went underground.
why is lake St. Clair one of the great lakes?
you morons scwable about every thing but
all this combinened knowledge has acually been never
focused on a singal target.
the best defense is a good offense.

Posted by: dark side of the moon at August 30, 2015 04:47 AM (0/7ih)

797 You weren't sober when you dreamed up that Banking Act! You were higher than a kite in a space balloon!!!!
Posted by: Cinderella's Godmother Try to Sign All the Mortgage Papers w/o Her Hand Cramping ...

You bettah hale to the queen bitchez.
https://youtu.be/a5NrqqK60OI

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at August 30, 2015 04:48 AM (awspb)

798 Lovin' these night captures.
YOU KEEP EM COMIN'

Posted by: Narcosis at August 30, 2015 04:51 AM (q509P)

799 You can build, you can buy
any house yow heart desires
zewo down, financing
I am the banking queen
https://youtu.be/a5NrqqK60OI

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at August 30, 2015 04:53 AM (awspb)

800 Where is vacation, Infidel?
On the ocean?

Posted by: Chi at August 30, 2015 04:54 AM (ENe42)

801 and that's how you get it past the fyters!

Posted by: dark side of the moon at August 30, 2015 04:55 AM (0/7ih)

802 Where is vacation, Infidel?
On the ocean?
Posted by: Chi

Wally World?

Posted by: Clark W Griswold at August 30, 2015 04:55 AM (awspb)

803 Ha, I wish Chi. Staycation. Projects around the house. I do love going to the BVI. Maybe next year.

It's just nice to be away from the office for 10 glorious days.

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 04:56 AM (PfVjp)

804 harumph.

Posted by: dark side of the moon at August 30, 2015 04:56 AM (0/7ih)

805 HEY!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQJRM57Hz38

Wake UP! IT'S SUNDAY MORNING!

Posted by: Wakeupitus at August 30, 2015 04:57 AM (q509P)

806 I have to say even when I was working on my computer I never figured out how to get any of the links posted here. I would copy then paste in search but it never panned out.
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at August 30, 2015 05:01 AM (nSbUf)

807 The MSM is sure disappointed in Erika.

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 05:03 AM (PfVjp)

808 https://youtu.be/a5NrqqK60OI

LOL!!!! In a horrible way ...

Posted by: Cinderella's Godmother Try to Sign All the Mortgage Papers w/o Her Hand Cramping ... at August 30, 2015 05:18 AM (qOsoH)

809 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQJRM57Hz38

I see your Beatles & raise you a

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsOJAaZ1a2A

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at August 30, 2015 05:24 AM (qOsoH)

810 trump was doing trump!
palin was there for a job interview.
hope she measures up.

Posted by: dark side of the moon at August 30, 2015 05:25 AM (0/7ih)

811 Well that certainly sinks the concept of previous generations being prudes, almost Eight pages of the 1911 Encyclopedia Britannica is devoted to Prostitution. More pages are devoted to that than the term Prophet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 05:28 AM (49rjL)

812 this thing on?

Posted by: Jake at August 30, 2015 05:29 AM (aMeMZ)

813 Are you wearing khaki's?

Posted by: Infidel at August 30, 2015 05:31 AM (PfVjp)

814 no Khaki's

Posted by: Jake at August 30, 2015 05:32 AM (aMeMZ)

815 Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 05:28 AM (49rjL)

Previous generations hated prunes?!?!

Posted by: Emily Litella... at August 30, 2015 05:33 AM (qOsoH)

816 I can't sleep.
sober.

so just a few things I've been pondering

1. BHO and his cohorts seem to have started a low grade race war, the murder of the TV peepes in VA and the Sheriff in Houston come to mind.

2. I like Trumps style. I think he hs a possibility to govern like Schwartzenegger since Trumps core belief's seem to shift from time to time

Posted by: Jake at August 30, 2015 05:36 AM (aMeMZ)

817 I see your Beatles & raise you a

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsOJAaZ1a2A
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ...

I'll see your Beatles and raise you a
https://youtu.be/yK0P1Bk8Cx4

Posted by: Sterling Archer at August 30, 2015 05:37 AM (awspb)

818 Emily...

I said prudes, not prunes. I would hate to see what conclusions you would jump to trying to read my novel Golden Isis. Oy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 05:38 AM (49rjL)

819 1. BHO and his cohorts seem to have started a low grade race war, the murder of the TV peepes in VA and the Sheriff in Houston come to mind.

This from a student of Bill Ayres? Shocked, I am.

Posted by: Adriane the Political Critic ... at August 30, 2015 05:38 AM (qOsoH)

820 I said prudes, not prunes. I would hate to see what conclusions you would jump to trying to read my novel Golden Isis. Oy.

Golden Icys?!?! You work for 7-11?

Posted by: Emily Litella... at August 30, 2015 05:46 AM (qOsoH)

821 Golden Icys?!?! You work for 7-11?
Posted by: Emily Litella...

Golden Icy? That's a golden showah in Minnesota, wight?

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at August 30, 2015 05:47 AM (awspb)

822 *face palms*

Let me get back to the writing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 30, 2015 05:48 AM (49rjL)

823 https://youtu.be/yK0P1Bk8Cx4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfsTk5i7mPw

Posted by: Daffy Duck... at August 30, 2015 05:50 AM (qOsoH)

824 no blah blah blah

Posted by: Capt. Kirk at August 30, 2015 05:51 AM (GdFQh)

825 Let me get back to the writing.

Don't go away mad ...

Posted by: Hatters & Dormouse, Esquires ... at August 30, 2015 05:53 AM (qOsoH)

826 Bawney Fwank at August 30, 2015 05:47 AM (awspb)

This is EWER fault!!!

Posted by: Hatters & Dormouse, Esquires ... at August 30, 2015 05:53 AM (qOsoH)

827 >>>One of the people who escaped from Jonestown just said that he thought Jones was a Socialist and he was at a Socialist Paradise; instead he was in hell and Jones was a Fascist.
------
"I thought he was a Socialist, but he was really a totalitarian control freak asshole, who thought he had an innate right to micromanage everyone's life".

LOL. I feel no sympathy for these idiots. I wish they would all secede of their own accord on an even bigger scale, next time.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 30, 2015 06:00 AM (P6Jv8)

828 New thread.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 30, 2015 06:03 AM (P6Jv8)

829 Caitlyn Jenner most of the dead at Jonestown were very old people who had been tricked by Jones, there were also a lot of children. Are these the idiots for whom you have no sympathy? You are a pathetic human

Posted by: righter at August 30, 2015 11:29 AM (NS9MU)

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