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TGIF Open Thread
Busy morning. Leave your positive comments here.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 28, 2015 09:15 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 28, 2015 09:15 AM (fJ5wU)
Dylan Roof's unhinged rant, however, helped to advance the Big Lie.
Posted by: Acme Soothsayer at August 28, 2015 09:16 AM (vDymq)
Posted by: scottythrust at August 28, 2015 09:17 AM (E3dap)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 28, 2015 09:18 AM (P6Jv8)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 28, 2015 09:18 AM (7RXcs)
Posted by: Sybil at August 28, 2015 09:18 AM (KCQo0)
Posted by: John Doh at August 28, 2015 09:19 AM (5x3KD)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 28, 2015 09:19 AM (oVJmc)
I'm POSITIVE that people such as Salvatore "Sally" Kohn capable of voluntary cognitive dissonance WRT Vesper Swish are not deleterious to US democracy...
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 09:19 AM (BXOyX)
Posted by: rickl at August 28, 2015 09:19 AM (zoehZ)
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 28, 2015 09:19 AM (rHXGG)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 09:20 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 28, 2015 09:20 AM (rHXGG)
Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at August 28, 2015 09:21 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 28, 2015 09:21 AM (P6Jv8)
Over at polyamory advocacy sex blog The Federalist:
The Superhero Alter Egos Of GOP Presidential Candidates By Neal Dewing
Donald Trump: MODOK Megalomania? Check. Boundless arrogance? Check. Ability to exert some sort of mind-control over otherwise-sensible people? Check.... Trump's genius extends only to self-promotion and lending encouragement to white nationalists.
http://tinyurl.com/paqq3pu
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 28, 2015 09:21 AM (kdS6q)
#TwoWeeks
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at August 28, 2015 09:21 AM (UPYPp)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 09:21 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 09:21 AM (WRnYo)
Posted by: Acme Soothsayer at August 28, 2015 09:21 AM (vDymq)
Posted by: Draki at August 28, 2015 09:21 AM (sjpgh)
Posted by: WannabeAnglican at August 28, 2015 09:22 AM (96Dar)
Posted by: TheresaD at August 28, 2015 09:22 AM (mE3bX)
Trump just said he and Ted Cruz were going to be announcing "something very big" in two weeks
Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 09:20 AM (zOTsN)
Running together on the "Burn It Down, Scatter the Stones, and Salt the Earth Where It Stood" ticket?
Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at August 28, 2015 09:22 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Acme Soothsayer at August 28, 2015 09:22 AM (vDymq)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at August 28, 2015 09:23 AM (u5gzz)
http://is.gd/zK4xIM
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 28, 2015 09:20 AM (rHXGG)
I was hoping this would be the happy happy joy joy song, but this works too.
Posted by: Lea at August 28, 2015 09:23 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 09:23 AM (xWW96)
Over at NRO:
The GOP Field That Failed - by Rich Lowry
My Politico column today is on Trump and the rest of the field, jumping off from the Ramos incident....Bush spoke of only wanting to do it if he could run joyfully. Little did he know that he would be joyously grappling with an ill-informed blowhard who takes it as his daily obligation to insult Bush and trample on the pieties he holds dear.
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/423155/gop-field-failed-rich-lowry
Protip: "My Politico column" is self disqualifying for anyone purporting to be a conservative. And Lese-majeste against the Bush family is not a crime.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 28, 2015 09:23 AM (kdS6q)
More of that pro-Trump incivility. /s
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 28, 2015 09:23 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: overunder at August 28, 2015 09:23 AM (s1rnI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 09:23 AM (WRnYo)
Posted by: Zig Zigler at August 28, 2015 09:23 AM (2oWD2)
see
Allison Camarota on CNN asked in her most serious tone if Trumps use of the term "silent majority" was really code for "white supremacist"
the meme has been set. I expect that calling people who are Trump curious is likewise against the polciy for polite discourse
Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 09:24 AM (zOTsN)
Trump just said he and Ted Cruz were going to be announcing "something very big" in two weeks
It's supposedly an organized demonstration against the Iran deal.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 28, 2015 09:24 AM (oVJmc)
I'm fairly positive John Boehner and Mooch McConnell share your enthusiasm...
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 09:24 AM (BXOyX)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 09:24 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 28, 2015 09:25 AM (P6Jv8)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 09:25 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 28, 2015 09:25 AM (rHXGG)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 09:25 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 28, 2015 09:25 AM (evdj2)
Awesome, I'm fairly positive coupled with my winning the powerball on Saturday we can create a Free City on the ocean Ms Puma...
"The Free City of Peruvia"
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 09:26 AM (BXOyX)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 28, 2015 09:26 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 09:25 AM (zOTsN)
The trump reaction, pro and con, (not counting middle people like many of us) is turning in many ways to be similar to the palin response, but Trump isnt' shackled to McCain and he DGAF.
So. We'll see where this goes.
Posted by: Lea at August 28, 2015 09:26 AM (lIU4e)
In other news, the market's getting ready to collapse, so lay in supplies and forget about a peaceful retirement (if that's what you thought you were getting).
Posted by: Miley's Tongue at August 28, 2015 09:26 AM (4bCZC)
http://www.celebitchy.com/444484/
yelawolf_went_on_a_rant_against_a_t-shirt_depicting_a_burning_confederate_flag/
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 09:26 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 28, 2015 09:27 AM (TuXs5)
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2015 09:27 AM (sPO3u)
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 09:27 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 28, 2015 09:27 AM (P6Jv8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 09:27 AM (WRnYo)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 28, 2015 09:27 AM (rHXGG)
Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2015 09:28 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2015 09:27 AM (sPO3u)
Awesome? It would be YUUUUUUGE.
Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at August 28, 2015 09:28 AM (RD7QR)
"Leave your positive comments here."
It's always darkest just before going totally black.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2015 09:28 AM (noWW6)
In the setting sun, small men cast long shadows.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 28, 2015 09:29 AM (TuXs5)
Hey! High five from Arkansas. It has been the most gorgeous, mild August I can recall. Actually feels like fall in the mornings.
Posted by: Lea at August 28, 2015 09:29 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2015 09:29 AM (sPO3u)
Weatherman Officer in Iceland walks in to the command center. "let's have an Attitude Check."
Everyone in unison. "I hate this F#$%'en Place."
Weather Officer. "Let's have a positive attitude check."
Everyone in unison. "I positively hate this F#$%'en Place."
Weather Officer. "Let's have a negative attitude check."
Everyone in unison. "I don't like this F#$%'en Place."
Weather Officer. "Let's have a short attitude check."
Everyone in unison. "F#$% It!."
Posted by: Paladin at August 28, 2015 09:29 AM (ycm4Q)
** positive comments**
"Geraldo is a self centered egotistical preening self righteous plain vinegar and water douche bag."
Sorry guys.... it all goes downhill from there.
Posted by: Jerkinus Maximus at August 28, 2015 09:29 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Rusty Bill at August 28, 2015 09:29 AM (OweXm)
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2015 09:30 AM (sPO3u)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 28, 2015 09:30 AM (wtvvX)
Lash together 4 retired cruise ships and we're cooking....
or a retired soviet nuclear ice breaker...
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 09:30 AM (BXOyX)
And some helpful hits on how to post politely:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiD91wPLQZA
Proper Social Etiquette for Teenagers: "How Do You Do?" (1946)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 28, 2015 09:30 AM (kdS6q)
Not that anyone cares but I will repost my comment from the earlier thread.
I have seen good and bad from the Trump and anti- camps but one commenter, Nip Sip, in particular has gone off the rails absolutely unchecked. He has almost daily baited Trump supporters (all 3 of them) and those were are just 'Trump-curious' by conflating Trump's campaign with Hitler's rise and Trump supporters as brown shirts. He even race-baited calling Trump's immigration approach 'purifying the master race'.He usually follows up with " oh yeah ace, you need to DO SOMETHING about these trashy, racist, Trumpiods. They are TRUE BELIEVERs and can't be reasoned with".
Yet not a word is said.
I don't care much for Trump but if you want to look at shit-stirrers on the blog, you could start there, rather than crying about a bunch of Hector-like mobys .
Posted by: overunder at August 28, 2015 09:30 AM (s1rnI)
Attempt at excerpt ...
... there's been crude, rude bile spewing from the once-great sports network for years now. Trust me. I know. My name and reputation's been in it. One ESPN affiliate's on-air rant featuring their misogynist, animalistic analysts grunting and giggling through an entire x-rated celebration of violence against women didn't even draw a chirp from ESPN's wussified leaders. Look it up; I don't want to have to recount it. ESPN radio affiliate in Las Vegas got its kicks out of convicted rapist Mike Tyson describing the next rape he'd want to see Warning, graphic language throughout that Sept. 20, 2011 broadcast.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2015 09:30 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 09:30 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 09:30 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at August 28, 2015 09:30 AM (hCdMd)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 09:30 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 09:30 AM (FdFgz)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2015 09:30 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Lea at August 28, 2015 09:29 AM (lIU4e)
Yep, on my little farm up in the Ozarks week before last, I got up in the morning, the sun was shining, and it was 56 degrees. Coffee was mighty good.
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 09:30 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 28, 2015 09:30 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Zig Zigler at August 28, 2015 09:30 AM (2oWD2)
**positive note**
Happy Friday Everyone!!!! Friday!! Which is just.... two days,....apart from Monday.
fcuk
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 09:31 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 09:31 AM (WRnYo)
Posted by: Penfold at August 28, 2015 09:32 AM (Fbt5B)
Friday!!!!!!
(mumble grumble ten hours until I can take off my pants)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 09:32 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: overunder at August 28, 2015 09:32 AM (s1rnI)
Yep, on my little farm up in the Ozarks week
before last, I got up in the morning, the sun was shining, and it was 56
degrees. Coffee was mighty good.
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 09:30 AM (xWW96)
Coffee in the morning on the porch, 56 degrees, maybe just a slight fog as the sun rises.
Yeah, I can dig that.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 28, 2015 09:32 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Anti-Electron at August 28, 2015 09:32 AM (evdj2)
and he believed in serial rehabilitation for rapists...
real rapists not ones who ask clumsily for happy endings on dates.
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 09:33 AM (BXOyX)
Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 09:33 AM (cbfNE)
https://twitter.com/phxazgrl/status/637256698432872448
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 28, 2015 09:34 AM (0O7c5)
--
We're not dead yet!
Posted by: @votermom
Right on! Oh, wait...
Posted by: Zig Zigler at August 28, 2015 09:34 AM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Heralder at August 28, 2015 09:34 AM (ECROs)
--
We're not dead yet!
Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 09:33 AM (cbfNE)
He said positive comments.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 09:34 AM (2Ojst)
The ride is usually most exciting right before impact....
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 09:34 AM (BXOyX)
Anyone who's paying attention knows the GOPe is in deep trouble. Republicrats anyone?
Time for a new party. One with a soul. Corker, Bohner and all their ilk can go huddle with the progs as usual. The Whigs went bye-bye and apparently so shall the GOPe.
Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 09:34 AM (u49WF)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 09:34 AM (JtwS4)
Whoa. I missed this at the time apparently. Did that really happen?
Posted by: Lea at August 28, 2015 09:35 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Stuart Smalley & Jack Handy at August 28, 2015 09:35 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Heralder at August 28, 2015 09:35 AM (ECROs)
And atacking the host of the blog is awful.
but I am very very tired of being called a racist because I believe in sovereignty. The Federalist piece was written by an open borders libertarian
I was Perry, now Cruz, I think they will all betray us in the end and dont think it matters much
but enough with the race baiting
Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 09:35 AM (zOTsN)
Yeah, I can dig that.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 28, 2015 09:32 AM (wtvvX)
Funny you should say that. There Was some fog. My porch faces the rising Sun. Sitting on the swing with a cup and feeling the warmth of the sun on a cool fall morning is rather inspiring.
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 09:36 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 28, 2015 09:36 AM (ee9LE)
https://youtu.be/Ui7tHYKoyYs
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 09:36 AM (WRnYo)
Posted by: FDR's TV at August 28, 2015 09:36 AM (TmmJd)
Posted by: wisenheimer at August 28, 2015 09:36 AM (qnhj2)
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2015 09:36 AM (sPO3u)
Heh MAVERICK! would have if anything been even MORE an Iran allying piece of crap on ME policy than giggles...
Giggles just got the leadership of moderates murdered ala Bay of Pigs style....
McCain ACTIVELY wanted to arm ISIS.
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 09:36 AM (BXOyX)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 28, 2015 09:36 AM (pgzyN)
Posted by: The Barack in Black at August 28, 2015 09:36 AM (QoA8Q)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 28, 2015 09:36 AM (wtvvX)
Actually, what they are avoiding is the identification of him as a news reporter. They keep identifying him as a former employee of the tv station, as if he swept up or was a receptionist.
The guy was a news reporter who was unhinged when he was a news reporter at two separate stations, and that's what the new reporters are in denial about.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2015 09:37 AM (KCQo0)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 28, 2015 09:38 AM (jsWA8)
Who is a better running mate for Trump?
You have Trump, who covers the northeast, and Cruz, who covers the southern states. It would be a helluva strategy. HUGE.
Posted by: se pa moron at August 28, 2015 09:38 AM (sI4OA)
Posted by: FDR's TV at August 28, 2015 09:38 AM (TmmJd)
And grab a gift card for Ace, while I'm out.
Something for Flea-dip Friday maybe?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 28, 2015 09:38 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 28, 2015 09:38 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 28, 2015 09:38 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 09:38 AM (u49WF)
https://youtu.be/Ui7tHYKoyYs
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 09:36 AM (WRnYo)
If what I'm thinking is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 09:39 AM (2Ojst)
If it fizzles they probably won't continue to dort of collaborate.
Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 09:39 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 09:39 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: wisenheimer at August 28, 2015 09:39 AM (qnhj2)
We shall hoist a glass (or ten) of Tito's to welcome you.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at August 28, 2015 09:39 AM (UPYPp)
Conspicuously absent from Mr. Lowry's thesis is any acknowledgement that the failure of the GOP field is borne of the failure of the GOP Congress to accomplish anything other than rubber-stamping Obama's agenda.
Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 09:39 AM (O7MnT)
Ask CBD!
Posted by: andycanuck at August 28, 2015 09:39 AM (pgzyN)
I don't know what's positive about that, except maybe for mini-fridge manufacturers.
Also, I like the portmanteau of voluntold. So there, that's positive.
Posted by: Moki at August 28, 2015 09:39 AM (x303I)
This story certainly died quickly in the media did it not. No journalists shot.
All those who took and immediately forgot a pledge after the French Train, repeat after me: The Air Force Is at War. And carry on being nice.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 09:39 AM (xq1UY)
Whoa! I actually said that!?!
Ha! SUCKERS! *continues counting money*
Posted by: Zig Zigler at August 28, 2015 09:40 AM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Cation at August 28, 2015 09:40 AM (KCQo0)
I'm thinking that the Trump ride comes to a stop before Thanksgiving. If Hillary makes it past Christmas, she'll be the Democratic nominee. I still wonder aloud if and/or when the foreign intelligence offices start leaking what they know about Clinton based upon the stuff they learned from their hacking efforts.
Less than a month to go before New Doctor Who, and under four months before New Star Wars. Ahhh, tis great times for us nerdy Morons! ;-)
Posted by: itzWicks at August 28, 2015 09:40 AM (LO5Qy)
Life and Death have been in love since the beginning.
Life has sent Death countless gifts.
Death always keeps them forever.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 09:40 AM (8XRCm)
Positive? Hmmm...oh! Every second is one second closer to the time in which there is a drink in my hand.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 28, 2015 09:40 AM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2015 09:41 AM (sPO3u)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 09:41 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: rickl at August 28, 2015 09:41 AM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 09:41 AM (WRnYo)
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 09:41 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 09:40 AM (8XRCm)
Maybe not forever.
Posted by: Lazarus, Tabitha, and Jesus at August 28, 2015 09:42 AM (kff5f)
2:10 pm || Participate in a live webcast with members of the North American Jewish community; Diplomatic Reception Room - no coverage permitted
4:05 pm || Participates in a DNC fundrasier
Busy busy busy
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 09:42 AM (fWAjv)
Even though this is from National Review, Mona Charon makes some points worth thinking about.
http://bit.ly/1NLGSPQ
Posted by: MTF at August 28, 2015 09:42 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 09:42 AM (u49WF)
Over at the week, Michael Brendan "Sabertooth"* Dougherty writes:
The conservative case for reforming America's sick gun culture
http://tinyurl.com/qg4754j
Executive Summary: I'm a conservative -- but....
*http://tinyurl.com/o6x4wkr
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 28, 2015 09:42 AM (kdS6q)
Twitter causes and is composed of pure psychosis.
Just don't.
but I am very very tired of being called a racist because I believe in sovereignty
This gets to the heart of it. Trump is a big, ugly warty toad who coincidentally represents the deeply held beliefs of many decent, suppressed and shouted-down people.
Posted by: overunder at August 28, 2015 09:42 AM (s1rnI)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 09:41 AM (8XRCm)
The air is free. It's the compression equipment and electricity that cost.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 28, 2015 09:43 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 09:36 AM (BXOyX)
I am sure he has a very clean mind.
Posted by: Diamond Queen at August 28, 2015 09:43 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 28, 2015 09:19 AM (rHXGG)
Queer electrons blow fuses.
Posted by: jwpaine, sciolist without portfolio at August 28, 2015 09:43 AM (wKcQA)
This is CT, where scary looking guns are super banned. The instructor had an AR-15 with the pistol grip, the folding stock, the muzzle guard, the thing that goes up, the bayonet mount, and every scary thing that makes assault weapons illegal in CT.
Except it was pump action and not semi-auto so totes legal.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 09:43 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 28, 2015 09:43 AM (P6Jv8)
Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 09:44 AM (u49WF)
Life and Death have been in love since the beginning.
Life has sent Death countless gifts.
Death always keeps them forever.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 09:40 AM (8XRCm)
[Beats in black turtlenecks and berets snap their fingers]
Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at August 28, 2015 09:44 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 09:44 AM (3FPz9)
I awoke with a large boner and my Make America Great Again hat cocked jauntily on my beautiful locks. Melania was impressed with my prowess, but choose to watch Fox News for commentary that supports her conclusion that I'm rich, handsome, and love cockin!
Posted by: The Donald at August 28, 2015 09:44 AM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 09:45 AM (fWAjv)
https://www.tunalawsuit.com/Home.aspx
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 09:45 AM (WRnYo)
Hello? Hello?
Worst pizza takeout hotline I've ever seen.
Posted by: Infidel de Manahatta at August 28, 2015 09:45 AM (nXq1+)
appreciating all the time and work he's put into it. THat's why I come
by every day of the year.
Free speech isn't necessarily a
raucous, screaming, free-for-all. There's a difference between anarchic
freedom and organized freedom. This is still a free place; hopefully,
with a different signal-to-noise ratio.
Thanks, Ace!
Posted by: ahem at August 28, 2015 09:45 AM (lKGzI)
/Doddering old fool McCain
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 09:45 AM (xWW96)
So I guess we've already gone through the process of searching his pockets for loose change?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 28, 2015 09:45 AM (kff5f)
Gave the mister some basic instruction in the use of the Jericho (Baby Desert Eagle) last night. He's sort of into it, but finds the action kind of stiff. Promised him we would find him something more suitable to his grip.
Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 09:46 AM (O7MnT)
The air is free. It's the compression equipment and electricity that cost.
Every time I try to use QT's tire inflater it has been run over, bent and battered to the point of unusability.
When I pay the .50 for the one at the other gas station it works perfectly.
TANSTAAFL
Posted by: overunder at August 28, 2015 09:46 AM (s1rnI)
Is that you in a dress again Lindsey?
//Captain Juan Queeg-Callsign Maverick
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 09:46 AM (BXOyX)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 09:46 AM (9krrF)
1. Val-U-Rite
2. Condoms
3. Smokes
4. Chewing gum
5. Loose change.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 09:47 AM (WRnYo)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 09:43 AM (JtwS4)
Doesn't that sort of negate the usefulness of the AR?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 28, 2015 09:47 AM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 28, 2015 09:47 AM (P6Jv8)
So I guess we've already gone through the process of searching his pockets for loose change?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 28, 2015 09:45 AM (kff5f)
Yeah. I found 93 cents and some Chuck E. Cheese tokens.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 09:47 AM (3FPz9)
I'm frequently denied free speech by conservative news outlets like Fox News, Breitbart, and Bill O'Reilly.
Posted by: Jorge Ramos, Univision at August 28, 2015 09:47 AM (OiFtZ)
That and I've never seen a QT charge for air. (Maybe one near a tubing river that was trying to prevent people from filling up all their tubes there.
One of the things I like about them. Meanwhile several BPs around here want nearly a buck to run the compressor.
Fuck that shit.
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at August 28, 2015 09:47 AM (tM4uk)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 09:24 AM (zOTsN)
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It's apparently a bad thing to want America to be a Western European, primarily Anglo-Saxon culture.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 28, 2015 09:48 AM (LXJ1e)
I am going to remain positive, but I am going to keep an ion you.
Posted by: Cation at August 28, 2015 09:40 AM (KCQo0)
I find your remark repellent.
Posted by: Cathode at August 28, 2015 09:48 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 28, 2015 09:48 AM (kdS6q)
Was kinda eager to open it because I think they desperately need some but, no, its Just Another Struggle Session where you find out how wrong you are about everything on the planet and then beg forgiveness etc
Posted by: Bigby's Shaky Hands at August 28, 2015 09:49 AM (3ZtZW)
Depends on whether or not you can slam fire the pump BC....
in all likelihood you can't so it is slower than semi-auto BUT if you can it is as quick as burst fire and controllable enough...
our friend the Winchester 97 and its buddy the Ithaca 37
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 09:49 AM (BXOyX)
Posted by: John Doh at August 28, 2015 09:49 AM (5x3KD)
I believe he owns it strictly to demonstrate how silly the law is.
And it still sends .223 downrange, which is satisfying.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 09:50 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 09:50 AM (xWW96)
I'm sure the fine minds at the EPA will mandate nitrogen filled tires in the near future, and then the cost will reflect your love for . . . ah . . . better gas mileage. And those cute green valve stem caps.
Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 09:51 AM (u49WF)
Posted by: Miley's Tongue at August 28, 2015 09:51 AM (4bCZC)
You can't very well allow someone in your circle of acquaintances and fellow travelers to be bashed like or in some cases mildly fisked.
Fisking is a hell of a thing.
Anyway, Pretty sure Rick Wilson pm'd Ewok or one of the COBS and was like, WTF!
No mystery really.
I've been lurking and posting under various names since 2004 so I've seen the changes.
The Trump candidacy is laying bear the schism, it's is only going to get worse if Trump doesn't implode or falter.
The next debate is key, if he can survive as the front runner after the next debate he more than likely will have all of the momentum.
The two debates following are ostensibly on the economy so those should be in Trumps wheel house, if Carly is still around I believe Trump will devastate her in these debates.
I truly think it's going to come down to Trump and Cruz.
As a side note, if Trump has staying power the NBC/Telemundo debate is going to be must watch television.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 28, 2015 09:51 AM (eDW1j)
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 09:50 AM (xWW96)
Viking funeral without the burning boat.
Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at August 28, 2015 09:52 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Ghost of kari at August 28, 2015 09:52 AM (xuouz)
If it fizzles they probably won't continue to dort of collaborate.
Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 09:39 AM (cbfNE)
As bad as the Iran deal is, foreign policy stuff probably won't attract many people.
A better rally would be over the Planned Parenthood travesty.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 28, 2015 09:52 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 28, 2015 09:52 AM (659DL)
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 09:50 AM (xWW96)
Viking funeral without the burning boat.
Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at August 28, 2015 09:52 AM (RD7QR)
A good chum in life, and good chum in death.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 09:53 AM (3FPz9)
My personal quest continues to find a tire air compressor that runs on the 12V cigarette lighter socket, is highly compact, and is genuinely durable.
The market seems to be dominated by various cheap Chinese crap that overheats and dies after a very small number of uses.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2015 09:53 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: Wikipedia at August 28, 2015 09:53 AM (HstNY)
Ace has always been at most a NE Republican....
anyway I lack an opinion on TRUMPOMANIA beyond, "he's a democrat kids"
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 09:53 AM (BXOyX)
This anime trailer will positively get people thinking the wrong thing. NSFW?
https://youtu.be/Ui7tHYKoyYs
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 09:36 AM (WRnYo)
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I loved this show!
Posted by: Penfold at August 28, 2015 09:54 AM (Fbt5B)
Did you ever smell him in life? How would you know the difference?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 09:55 AM (9krrF)
I considered buying an actual compressor and keeping it in the garage a while back.
Decided against it because the garage is a mess and doesn't need one more POS in it.
Relatedly, if you can find a decent 120v compressor, you can buy DC-AC converters that plug into your 12v outlet.
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at August 28, 2015 09:56 AM (tM4uk)
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Hubby won't eat tuna because of mercury concerns so it would be $25 cash for me. Which I would blow on cofffee on chocolate.
Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 09:56 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Cathode at August 28, 2015 09:48 AM (wtvvX)
That's because you always polarize everything. The way you push me away -- it's not very attractive. I just want to coil up with a good anode and live an alternative current lifestyle.
Posted by: Cation at August 28, 2015 09:56 AM (KCQo0)
the near future, and then the cost will reflect your love for . . . ah .
. . better gas mileage."
OMG! I, like, totally just found out that, like, the air, -- that's, y'know, pumped into plane cabins -- is, like, mostly nitrogen. I blame greedy corporations for adding that stuff in to save money.
Posted by: Dimwit Internet Health Advice Chick at August 28, 2015 09:57 AM (noWW6)
https://www.tunalawsuit.com/Home.aspx
I usually file a claim, of course the lawyers are getting most of money from these so called "class action" things...most are frivolous, and just a lawyer/judge thing to make money.
Posted by: Colin at August 28, 2015 09:57 AM (5LuhY)
If my choices are a fascist, a CoC puppet, and a 20th-century Democrat, I'll take the old-style donk every time. At least then I have a chance of getting something out of the deal.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 09:57 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 09:55 AM (9krrF)
For flathead catfish that is a feature, not a bug.
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 09:58 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 09:59 AM (cbfNE)
Not disagreeing other than if you think Trump is the type of guy who takes care of his fellow "investors" you have not been paying attention to his work history.
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 09:59 AM (BXOyX)
I'd take that deal even if that something is simple as amusement.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at August 28, 2015 09:59 AM (UPYPp)
Featuring, among others, Poppin' Fresh from over at _Warm Flatus_.
No thanks.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2015 09:59 AM (noWW6)
My new car came with "Nitrofill!" (no I didn't pay for it, it's one of the things they throw in as part of their "we're better than everyone else" package. They still had the best price so whatever.)
I..honestly can't tell a difference over the last 3k miles. Except that the green airvalve caps that signal the "NitroFILL!" are all cheap and broke off already (their tops just sheared off leaving nothing but the threaded sides.)
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at August 28, 2015 09:59 AM (tM4uk)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 28, 2015 10:00 AM (hsCpX)
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 10:01 AM (xWW96)
Quite, a lot like how funny his bankruptcies were....
I begrudge TRUMPOMANIACS not a sliver of their joy in spitting in JEB!'s eye along with GOPe....
just admit you aren't in this for sanity and we're golden.
I'm to the point I am indifferent to the likelihood there are political answers for how f**ked the nation is....
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 10:01 AM (BXOyX)
I'm surprised they haven't started the screams of outrage that Dylan Roof was taken alive but gay fat black guy is dead.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 28, 2015 10:00 AM (hsCpX)
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TBH, if Roof had taken the same out as Bryce Williams, i woulda been perfectly fine with that.
Posted by: Penfold at August 28, 2015 10:03 AM (Fbt5B)
It does amaze me that while the world burns, Democrats and their ilk try to find more ways to distract the masses. It's what they do.
Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 10:03 AM (u49WF)
Come join me on the Salem Cruise where we'll have vanilla ice cream every meal...
//Ed "Poppin Fresh" Morrissey
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 10:03 AM (BXOyX)
Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 09:59 AM (cbfNE)
I have AAA
. (Also a set of jump cables.)
I had one of those emergency jumper battery packs. And every fucking time I'd try to use it, it didn't work.
It said it was full, I'd plug it to the battery and try to crank the engine and it'd drop to dead.
I know they work because the AAA guys use them (I tend to jump first unless my wife is already gone in which case I have no second car to jump from so I call AAA.)
Also the jacks that come with cars these days suck hard core making it nearly impossible to even jack up my now sold aveo without problems. (Dad had a car slip off the jack once about gave him a heart attack.)
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at August 28, 2015 10:03 AM (tM4uk)
Salvatore Kohn comes to mind....
I send her Dolph Lundgren pics when she is off her meds.
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 10:04 AM (BXOyX)
The next debate is key, if he can survive as the front runner after
the next debate he more than likely will have all of the momentum.
The two debates following are ostensibly on the economy so those
should be in Trumps wheel house, if Carly is still around I believe
Trump will devastate her in these debates.
I truly think it's going to come down to Trump and Cruz.
As a side note, if Trump has staying power the NBC/Telemundo debate is going to be must watch television.
.
.
.I have this feeling that we are back in 1992 and Ross Perot is on the stage and way up in the polls. I mean he was up almost 40% in the early polls and if he had really been serious he would have been elected President, but he wasn't serious, he quit and handed the election to Clinton. As they say, it's deja-vu all over again.
I am still not 100% convinced that Trump is serious about running for President.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 28, 2015 10:04 AM (iONHu)
Urgh, how many kids' lives are being set up for misery by this enabling. Instead of helping them figure out why they are dysmorphic they are put on the ramp towards delusion.
Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 10:04 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 28, 2015 10:04 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 10:05 AM (xWW96)
Every so often they know they have a losing argument I guess.
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at August 28, 2015 10:05 AM (tM4uk)
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 10:01 AM (xWW96)
If you're attacked by evil forces and you end up underwater with your car, you can use that mixture in the tires to stay alive, fooling the bad guys.
It worked for James Bond.
Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 10:05 AM (Zs4uk)
Urgh, how many kids' lives are being set up for misery by this enabling. Instead of helping them figure out why they are dysmorphic they are put on the ramp towards delusion.
Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 10:04 AM (cbfNE)
I'd tell him to ask her if she has a penis.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:06 AM (2Ojst)
See also: how liberals noisily squeaked and beeped about how police need to treat suspects in custody "more humanely", and how the same liberals then completely lost their shit when the police provided Roof, after capturing him, with a fast food meal.
OMG RACIST SYMPATHIZERS IN UNIFORM ELEVENTY.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 28, 2015 10:06 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2015 10:06 AM (sPO3u)
Correct, Trump was asked by the Clinton Crime Family(that he was a max donor to BTW) to blow up the GOP.....
the guy is a democrat from a democrat family....
PotUS is a pay cut, and in some ways for New England a power cut.
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 10:06 AM (BXOyX)
The more his poll numbers go up, the more he is serious about running for president.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2015 10:07 AM (KCQo0)
http://tinyurl.com/q2o99rg
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2015 10:06 AM (sPO3u)
As is the case with every class action lawsuit.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:07 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2015 10:07 AM (KCQo0)
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Maybe a bad brand / item? I know they eventually stop holding a charge so they just get thriwn away.
AAA is good though. I wish we had it. Get discounts on stuff too.
Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 10:07 AM (cbfNE)
Urgh, how many kids' lives are being set up for misery by this enabling. Instead of helping them figure out why they are dysmorphic they are put on the ramp towards delusion.
Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 10:04 AM (cbfNE)
Or better yet two X chromosomes?
Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 28, 2015 10:09 AM (LXJ1e)
I subscribe to a web site that lists the "class action" law suits...once got a check for .05 cents...I threw it away, as probably did most. I'm sure the lawyers got that .05 x a lot more than 5 cents.
Posted by: Colin at August 28, 2015 10:10 AM (5LuhY)
Ha! I was tempted but instead I just asked if trans boy has to use the biy's restroom now.
My kid (a girl) shrugged and said maybe. She was more interested in discussing the trans kids hair dye (apparently an unfortunate shade of neon green).
Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 10:11 AM (cbfNE)
It's saved me about $40 already in hotel charges for the FL trip and a wedding we went to.
That and the AAA rate is cancelable as opposed to Drury's "esaver" rate (plus AAA was about $5-10 cheaper anyway.)
Posted by: tsrlbke PhD(c), rogue bioethicist at August 28, 2015 10:12 AM (tM4uk)
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2015 10:12 AM (sPO3u)
Freely admitted.
My position is that if it is all going to burn down anyways, I damn well might as well get some lyre/fiddle/banjo music out of it.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at August 28, 2015 10:12 AM (UPYPp)
Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 10:07 AM (cbfNE)
I consider AAA as necessary an auto expense as car insurance. It's well worth it.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:12 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 28, 2015 10:12 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 28, 2015 10:14 AM (x3GpS)
At this time in our history, we simply need an outsider and disruptive figure in the White House that is at least ostensibly on our side.
It's as simple as that.
I would prefer that to be Cruz but I don't think he can win in the general.
So he will have to settle for being the VP and the President of the Senate in a Trump administraton.
Which he would probably make heads explode scanners style for 8 glorious years.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 28, 2015 10:15 AM (eDW1j)
The Left is terrible - they enable all sorts of craziness no matter the cost in human misery just to grab and keep power.
Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 10:15 AM (cbfNE)
No more gunfightin' on the premises, no more cattle-rustlers and no more syphilis.
Glory be!
Posted by: Satchmo McGee at August 28, 2015 10:18 AM (N8io/)
this isn't the kids only problem.....she has a learning disability, tourettes, depression....on and on and on....the only explanation for the the parents involvement is i think they are offering the unconditional love and support to keep her alive....there is a real fear that she will kill herself and stats support the fear........
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 28, 2015 10:21 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Iblis at August 28, 2015 10:26 AM (9221z)
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 10:38 AM (SJi0a)
Posted by: Walknot at August 28, 2015 10:50 AM (FnHBZ)
Posted by: Walknot at August 28, 2015 10:51 AM (FnHBZ)
Posted by: Walknot at August 28, 2015 10:51 AM (FnHBZ)
Posted by: dc at August 28, 2015 11:04 AM (oY/R7)
You can count on record setting blizzards, endless snow drifts, and bone-cracking cold this winter!
Posted by: Old Man WInter, Happy Happy at August 28, 2015 11:13 AM (KnPoI)
If you aren't familiar with these, there's a photo of one at this link:
http://freebeacon.com/culture/dont-tread-on-me-license-plates-taking-over-virginia/
Posted by: saltlick at August 28, 2015 11:31 AM (bgmLR)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 28, 2015 10:12 A
Why do they want others to pay for their surgery? Is this just cutting out the middleman of medicaid-which, frankly, I can get behind-or is this another way of forcing others to support your choice?
As for parents trying to keep their kid alive, I can appreciate that. Was the child in counseling before this, um, change? Did the doctors that encouraged it also mention that it can be a phase, and that struggling with puberty is just that, and kids need time to figure out that they are what their chromosomes have dictated, instead of effing media trying to convince them that they are better if they are transwhatevers?
Sorry. I am absolutely not attacking you, or the family. I can appreciate their pain, and frustration with trying to help their baby and keep her alive. I just think the medical community does a poor job with diagnosing and treating mental health, but get a pass for it.
Prayers for all of them.
Posted by: Moki at August 28, 2015 11:38 AM (x303I)
So, is Fuck It All Friday banned by the new rules?
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at August 28, 2015 11:46 AM (1hM1d)
There's a bright and a sunny side too
Though we meet with the darkness and strife
The sunny side we also may view
Keep on the sunny side always on the sunny side
Keep on the sunny side of life
It will help us every day it will brighten all our way
If we keep on the sunny side of life
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 28, 2015 12:00 PM (TYZLQ)
So, is Fuck It All Friday banned by the new rules?
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at August 28, 2015 11:46 AM (1hM1d)
Only if Fuck It All gets offended...I think.
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