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John Singer Sargent, "Poppies" (1886)

Posted by: rdbrewer at 09:45 AM




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1 Flowers...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 09:44 AM (9krrF)

2 Wait, poppies? Oh crap, DEA will be all over this...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 09:44 AM (9krrF)

3 /moronspreads

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 09:44 AM (9krrF)

4 First?

Posted by: Lurking Cloak Off at August 28, 2015 09:44 AM (Q8y6V)

5 /slamdances with the strawmen

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 09:45 AM (9krrF)

6 Aw. Liked a nice quiet thread.

/awaits the corgis

/wants an actual corgi

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 09:46 AM (9krrF)

7 Fourth! What comes after Win, Place, and Show?

Posted by: Lurking Cloak Back On at August 28, 2015 09:46 AM (Q8y6V)

8 /wants an actual corgi

Well, I've a pair of Shihtzus. Will that do?

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 28, 2015 09:47 AM (C9pBZ)

9 I LOVE John Singer Sargent - this is one I've never seen before - beautiful!

Posted by: biancaneve at August 28, 2015 09:47 AM (kBiy2)

10 Well, I've a pair of Shihtzus. Will that do?

Trying to come up with a witty "Shihtzu from shinola" joke. Not happening.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 09:48 AM (9krrF)

11 In 'memberance for all those who have fallen in battle

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 09:48 AM (WRnYo)

12 Poppies! Poppies will put them to sleep!

Posted by: Kindltoto - too at August 28, 2015 09:48 AM (3pRHP)

13 Oh, look at the lovely heroin precursors!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 09:48 AM (JtwS4)

14 In 'memberance for all those who have fallen in battle

The Trump Wars were bloody, indeed.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 09:49 AM (9krrF)

15 I could while away the hours
Conferring with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain

Posted by: Dave, exiled in RI at August 28, 2015 09:49 AM (eQHGA)

16 Well, I've a pair of Shihtzus. Will that do?
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 28, 2015 09:47 AM (C9pBZ)

----

Tie em together in a a knot.

Then you got a pair of Shihtzu knots.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 09:49 AM (8XRCm)

17 2 OTs in 31 minutes?

This is the HQ we know and love.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 28, 2015 09:49 AM (gW5Vg)

18 In Flanders fields the poppies grow
Between the crosses, row on row...

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at August 28, 2015 09:49 AM (iuQS7)

19 Fourth! What comes after Win, Place, and Show?

-------------------------------------------------------

The award ceremony.

Posted by: Just thinking out loud at August 28, 2015 09:50 AM (ShdUd)

20 Garden looks a little overgrown but nothing another 30 million immigrants can't fix.

Posted by: se pa moron at August 28, 2015 09:50 AM (sI4OA)

21 I'm not sure I like the ghille suit. Move into the mum flower bed and you are as prominent as a gunman on a grassy knoll.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2015 09:50 AM (3pRHP)

22 2 OTs in 31 minutes?

This is the HQ we know and love.


I didn't even see the last one before this was up.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 09:50 AM (9krrF)

23 Ace, you can comment on my blog about Trump all you want. If I ever get a blog. Not sure how that's done.

Posted by: Guest of the Scotts at August 28, 2015 09:50 AM (VarTq)

24 Fourth! What comes after Win, Place, and Show?

Posted by: Lurking Cloak Back On at August 28, 2015 09:46 AM (Q8y6V)

What the little boy shot at, not a fucking thing

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 28, 2015 09:51 AM (R8hU8)

25 Did I say immigrants? Should have said 'undocumented democrats'.

Posted by: se pa moron at August 28, 2015 09:51 AM (sI4OA)

26 Deep bow to fixerupper.

Posted by: Dave, exiled in RI at August 28, 2015 09:51 AM (eQHGA)

27 I would love to own a Sargent some fine day. Hang it over the fireplace in my family room and contemplate it on a winter day, as I drink away my liquor supply.

Hey! Everybody has to have ambitions.

Posted by: MTF at August 28, 2015 09:51 AM (TxJGV)

28 nood





/just kidding

Posted by: overunder at August 28, 2015 09:51 AM (s1rnI)

29 Sargent Poppies Lonely Hearts Club Band?

Posted by: Cathode at August 28, 2015 09:51 AM (wtvvX)

30 I didn't even see the last one before this was up.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 09:50 AM (9krrF)



TWSS?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 28, 2015 09:52 AM (gW5Vg)

31 Why does the ad server keep giving me blue dresses to buy?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 28, 2015 09:52 AM (TxJGV)

32 19
Fourth! What comes after Win, Place, and Show?

The glue factory

Posted by: Cathode at August 28, 2015 09:53 AM (wtvvX)

33 Okay - two years ago an old friend who was in a tough spot asked if she could move in for six months. She's moving out tomorrow. Yay! She's been paying me rent (though not full market value), which I'll miss, but I'll be sooooo glad to get my house back.

She's asked people from church to help her load her truck, and this morning she told me that the guy coordinating this has only lined up three people to help. "Hopefully he'll find more people before this evening." Her whole attitude seemed to be that he wasn't very competent in getting people to help. I had to bite my tongue from saying, "You know, it's not his job to hire movers for you. That's just a nice thing he offered to do."

I just don't understand some people's thinking.

Posted by: biancaneve at August 28, 2015 09:53 AM (kBiy2)

34 Off, electric sock.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 28, 2015 09:53 AM (wtvvX)

35 If I ever get a blog. Not sure how that's done.


It's easy. You fill out a blog application form. You have to demonstrate that you've taken appropriate blogging courses and passed a certified blog test.

You pay the blog application fee, then on approval you pay the blog license fee. The approval gets your blog submitted for review, which if successful entitles you to pay the blog tax.

But you can't have a blog.

Posted by: The Government at August 28, 2015 09:54 AM (JtwS4)

36 Lovely. But I'm annoyed somebody beat me to the Wizard of Oz reference.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at August 28, 2015 09:54 AM (RD7QR)

37 On the lighter side...

My twin 3 year old grandsons found the button that opens and closes the power side window shades in the back seat.

Now they have a routine when we're next to someone at a light or driving alongside. They look straight ahead while the shades open, turn, look at the other driver, then back straight ahead as the shades close again.

I know it doesn't sound funny written out but it's fucking hilarious when you see it.

Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 09:54 AM (Zs4uk)

38 Daily Mail: The inoffensive everyday phrases used by reporter Alison Parker that earned her a death sentence because Flanagan deemed them 'racist'

What have we been trying to warn you knuckle-draggers about Microaggressions?

Posted by: Sally Kohn at August 28, 2015 09:55 AM (O7MnT)

39 It's easy. You fill out a blog application form.
You have to demonstrate that you've taken appropriate blogging courses
and passed a certified blog test.



You pay the blog application fee, then on approval you pay the blog
license fee. The approval gets your blog submitted for review, which if
successful entitles you to pay the blog tax.



But you can't have a blog.

Posted by: The Government


Threadwinnah! Blog winner nominee.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 09:55 AM (/Ho8c)

40 Heroin!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 28, 2015 09:55 AM (so+oy)

41 Elisabeth; to fix that paragraph indent problem, having to remove every hard Tab. *thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 09:56 AM (WRnYo)

42 Shush. He's trying to say something in Kate Greenaway's Language of Flowers.

In my elementary school, one sixth-grade teacher was a plump old lady who made all the students memorize and recite "In Flanders Fields." Fifth-graders openly dreaded getting assigned to her classroom, as this task was considered insurmountable and a horrible punishment. Looking back, it is to laugh.

Years later, after she was dead, I found out that when she was young and not so plump, she was engaged to be married, and her intended went away to the Great War and did not return. She'd assigned that poem all those years in his memory.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 09:56 AM (xq1UY)

43 >>Daily Mail: The inoffensive everyday phrases used by reporter Alison Parker that earned her a death sentence because Flanagan deemed them 'racist'


Not sure why the "earned" isn't in quotes, too.

Posted by: Stuart Smalley & Jack Handy at August 28, 2015 09:57 AM (NOIQH)

44 AGH. FWIW, I've had the most success with doing the formatting in Word and saving as a PDF from there; trying to upload as a .docx generally leads to squirreliness. But you can also do a find-replace with nothing in the replace field to strip out the tab characters.

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at August 28, 2015 09:59 AM (iuQS7)

45 Poppies! That will make them sleep!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 28, 2015 09:59 AM (evdj2)

46 Lovely selection today, RDBrewer!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 09:59 AM (NOIQH)

47 TFG gives Iran money and Israel sees a bump in bombings, rocket fire and attempts to kill residents and tourists.

Thanks Obama. Civilization was great while it lasted.


http://fxn.ws/1hkUXHb

Posted by: MTF at August 28, 2015 10:00 AM (TxJGV)

48 Years later, after she was dead, I found out that when she was young and not so plump, she was engaged to be married, and her intended went away to the Great War and did not return. She'd assigned that poem all those years in his memory.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 09:56 AM (xq1UY)

That is very sweet and very sad but now I've got 'Flanders Fields' reciting over and over in my head like a pop song earworm. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Posted by: troyriser at August 28, 2015 10:00 AM (XHR9b)

49 ***AGH. FWIW, I've had the most success with doing the formatting in Word and saving as a PDF from there; trying to upload as a .docx generally leads to squirreliness. But you can also do a find-replace with nothing in the replace field to strip out the tab characters.***

That makes my brain I don't have hurt.

Posted by: Dave, exiled in RI at August 28, 2015 10:01 AM (eQHGA)

50 The culture of micro-aggressions is the direct cause of Allison Parker's murder. Where any innocuous utterance can be deemed offensive if only one person thinks it's offensive.

The culture of micro-aggressions has instilled into people a behavior that ranks looking for offense to be as important as the need to eat, sleep, and reproduce.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at August 28, 2015 10:01 AM (zpZLP)

51 That girl reporter and her cameraman being killed was terrible, but has anyone seen the interviews of her boyfriend?

Is it just me or is he creepy?

Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 10:01 AM (Zs4uk)

52 That makes my brain I don't have hurt.

Posted by: Dave, exiled in RI at August 28, 2015 10:01 AM (eQHGA)

'Tis author talk carried over from the ONT. Fret not.

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at August 28, 2015 10:02 AM (iuQS7)

53 Years later, after she was dead, I found out that when she was young and not so plump, she was engaged to be married, and her intended went away to the Great War and did not return. She'd assigned that poem all those years in his memory.

Dang it, where'd all this dust in my office come from...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 10:03 AM (9krrF)

54 @48 Ever and again I have wondered how those kids' lives would have changed if she'd fancied "Dulce et Decorum" or "I Have A Rendezvouz with Death" instead.

But then, poems are made by fools, like me. You know who makes trees, right?
Hope this helps.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 10:03 AM (xq1UY)

55 So I can slap the living fuck outta anybody who microaggresses me? Good to know, Sally.

Posted by: Dave, exiled in RI at August 28, 2015 10:04 AM (eQHGA)

56 >>Is it just me or is he creepy?

He was/is very calm and talkative.
I suppose not everyone wears their sadness on their sleeve, but I was surprised he was willing to speak publicly, be interviewed, etc. because I would do the opposite.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 10:04 AM (NOIQH)

57 Clarksville Tn used to have an incredible swath of poppies blanketing the exit on I-24. They ripped them out about 6-7 years ago

Posted by: FCF at August 28, 2015 10:05 AM (kejii)

58 Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 10:03 AM (xq1UY)

"High Flight," on the other hand, would have done no harm at all. But "In Flanders Fields" was a good choice, and I hope all her students realize it now. Thanks for sharing.

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at August 28, 2015 10:06 AM (iuQS7)

59 Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 09:56 AM (xq1UY)

Ah, that was sweet. Thanks.

Posted by: Arson Wells at August 28, 2015 10:06 AM (UnJ7w)

60 If one post stomps another post, does that new post get banned?

Posted by: Roy at August 28, 2015 10:07 AM (fWLrt)

61 Fret not."

*wakes up, says "guitar thread? Oh wow!!!!111!!!
reads on, goes back to nodding off*

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 28, 2015 10:08 AM (C9pBZ)

62 I find a blog tax to be very discriminatory. Purposely done to limit participation in the blogosphere.

Posted by: Guest of the Scotts at August 28, 2015 10:08 AM (VarTq)

63 I see smack!

Posted by: William S Burroughs and his million dollar arm at August 28, 2015 10:08 AM (5buP8)

64 Daily Mail: The inoffensive everyday phrases used by reporter Alison Parker that earned her a death sentence because Flanagan deemed them 'racist'

Holy crap, did you read that article?

'one time after one of our live shots failed, he threw all his stuff down and ran into the woods for like 20 minutes'

Yeah. Batshit.

Posted by: Lea at August 28, 2015 10:08 AM (lIU4e)

65 Sally Kohn has a very kickable face.

Posted by: Arson Wells at August 28, 2015 10:08 AM (UnJ7w)

66 Also, I bring watermelon to work not infrequently. I'll have to ask my coworkers if they feel oppressed *eyeroll*

Posted by: Lea at August 28, 2015 10:09 AM (lIU4e)

67
Fourth! What comes after Win, Place, and Show?

Posted by: Lurking Cloak Back On at August 28, 2015 09:46 AM (Q8y6V)









Loser.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 28, 2015 10:09 AM (TuXs5)

68 60 If one post stomps another post, does that new post get banned?

Posted by: Roy at August 28, 2015 10:07 AM (fWLrt)



Not unless it insults the first post as a neo nazi white supremacist or a GOPe cocksucker.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 28, 2015 10:10 AM (gW5Vg)

69 Looking at some of the pictures of the refugees from Syria, Libya et al, I can't help but think 'heck uv a job Bammy'.

Hillary too, way to destabilize those countries with no plan for the aftermath.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 28, 2015 10:10 AM (ODxAs)

70 So I guess if you have black coworkers bringing watermelon to the break room is a no-no.

Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at August 28, 2015 10:10 AM (HstNY)

71 I think it's time for second breakfast.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 28, 2015 10:11 AM (evdj2)

72 Elisabeth, that is working splendidly. Thank you.

Dave, you could buy one of Elisabeth's Loyal Valley books.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 10:11 AM (WRnYo)

73 We cannot confront crazy anymore, just like we cannot confront evil. This will not end well.

Posted by: Dave, exiled in RI at August 28, 2015 10:11 AM (eQHGA)

74 Clarksville Tn used to have an incredible swath of
poppies blanketing the exit on I-24. They ripped them out about 6-7
years ago

Posted by: FCF at August 28, 2015 10:05 AM (kejii)
**
Poppies are inherently racist and paternalistic.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 10:12 AM (NpXoL)

75 60 If one post stomps another post, does that new post get banned?

---------

Was it an organic stomping?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2015 10:12 AM (oZr5y)

76 >>> Daily Mail: The inoffensive everyday phrases used by reporter Alison Parker that earned her a death sentence because Flanagan deemed them 'racist'

Station: Flanagan is not outstanding in his field
Flanagan: racist!!

Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 10:12 AM (hwHa4)

77
NRO: Yes, Trump Sorta Bombed by Quin Hillyer

I received some significant blowback last week when I reported that Trumps speech was so bad that it actually seemed to turn off some former fans.

Well, here is Ashley Trice, editor of Mobiles Lagniappe weekly, in her column out yesterday: Then there is the Mod Mobilian, a right-leaning online publication. It also panned Trump:

Trump is a joke. He ought to be fired.

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/423161/donald-trump-mobile-speech

Protip: If you're going to commit an "appeal to authority" logical fallacy, at least use a source more prominent than the local weekly shopper.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 28, 2015 10:12 AM (kdS6q)

78 Nice story, Stringer Davis.

And jwest - I can just picture your twin grandkids punking the drivers with their window routine.

Posted by: biancaneve at August 28, 2015 10:13 AM (kBiy2)

79 Apparently the new policy included a ban on content.

Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 10:13 AM (xWW96)

80 Some people see poppies, I see narcotics

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 10:13 AM (Z58Xa)

81 Oh and did Sargent find those poppies in...a field???

Closet racist.

Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 10:13 AM (hwHa4)

82 Apparently Huma Abedin's years as Hillary's "body man" = 20 years of public service.

She was so good she worked 4 jobs at once!!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/nfw9tjz

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 10:13 AM (NOIQH)

83 sargent again for the WIN!!!!!! poppies!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 28, 2015 10:13 AM (0O7c5)

84 Anna and Elizabeth: where do I buy? Amazon through the grumpy Ewok link?

Posted by: Dave, exiled in RI at August 28, 2015 10:13 AM (eQHGA)

85 70 So I guess if you have black coworkers bringing watermelon to the break room is a no-no.
Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at August 28, 2015 10:10 AM (HstNY

Silly Penis, blacks can do anything they want. They have no racially motivated angst. See Cornell West

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 10:14 AM (Z58Xa)

86 I know it doesn't sound funny written out but it's fucking hilarious when you see it.

Teach them to ask if they have any Grey Poupon.

Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 10:14 AM (/kI1Q)

87 @58 My boy had to memorize "High Flight" in college.
I suppose you can guess where he went.
He's gotten pretty good at slipping surly bonds.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 10:14 AM (xq1UY)

88 Jim Gilmore was just being interviewed on CNN.

How many people know he's a candidate for president?

Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 10:15 AM (Zs4uk)

89 Dave, that works as well as any and throws a few coins Ace's way as well. Be sure to look for Anna's Golden Isis while you're at it!

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at August 28, 2015 10:15 AM (iuQS7)

90 88 The guy who plays guitar for Pink Floyd?

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2015 10:16 AM (sPO3u)

91 How many people know he's a candidate for president?
Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 10:15 AM (Zs4uk

He was on CNN? My guess would be 27 people. That's the entire CNN audience. Isn't it?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 10:16 AM (Z58Xa)

92 How many people know he's a candidate for president? who he is?

Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at August 28, 2015 10:16 AM (HstNY)

93 Poppies, eh?

In my day we called it nose candy.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 10:16 AM (TOk1P)

94 Apparently the new policy included a ban on content.

Posted by: maddogg


*slowly steps away from maddogg*

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 10:16 AM (2oWD2)

95 Does the "e" in GOPe stand for eunuch?

Posted by: parteagirl at August 28, 2015 10:17 AM (K0jlM)

96 I suppose not everyone wears their sadness on their sleeve, but I was surprised he was willing to speak publicly, be interviewed, etc. because I would do the opposite.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 10:04 AM (NOIQH)


Yeah. I know people differ, but I'm sure I'd be hiding out somewhere bawling. Unless I was delivering supremely angry diatribes. One of those.

Posted by: Lea at August 28, 2015 10:17 AM (lIU4e)

97 Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned that interview.

Now, I'll be known as a Gilmore FanBoy and probably get banned.

Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 10:17 AM (Zs4uk)

98 I came upon some poppies such as these near a drainage outlet by the Santa Monica Pier. Except they were dead someone had dumped garbage on them. It made me think of Ace, naked and in pain. So I lay myself down amongst them and said to myself, " come to me Ace, with your naked pain" and wrapped my arms around the dead garbage poppies and gave them a slow lingering kiss.

Posted by: Charles Johnson at August 28, 2015 10:17 AM (LPHFE)

99
I have no poppies.

I do have a corgi. They are the best.

Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 10:17 AM (u49WF)

100 Jim Gilmore was just being interviewed on CNN.


The guy executed by firing squad in Utah?

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 10:18 AM (2oWD2)

101 She was so good she worked 4 jobs at once!!



http://preview.tinyurl.com/nfw9tjz

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 10:13 AM (NOIQH)


Four jobs at once, eh?


In my day we called it DVDA.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 10:18 AM (TOk1P)

102 >>Now, I'll be known as a Gilmore FanBoy and probably get banned-jwest

Get off your high horse you....you....you......



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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 10:18 AM (Z58Xa)

103 98 I came upon some poppies such as these near a drainage outlet by the Santa Monica Pier. Except they were dead someone had dumped garbage on them. It made me think of Ace, naked and in pain. So I lay myself down amongst them and said to myself, " come to me Ace, with your naked pain" and wrapped my arms around the dead garbage poppies and gave them a slow lingering kiss.

Posted by: Charles Johnson at August 28, 2015 10:17 AM (LPHFE)



That is one of the most disturbing fucking things I've read at this site.

I don't know whether to congratulate you or try and get you banned.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 28, 2015 10:18 AM (gW5Vg)

104 Thanks ladies. Always looking for something to read. I knew both of you write but didn't (still don't) know genre and I'm a history type.

Posted by: Dave, exiled in RI at August 28, 2015 10:19 AM (eQHGA)

105
I don't know whether to congratulate you or try and get you banned.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 28, 2015 10:18 AM (gW5Vg

I giggled.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 10:19 AM (Z58Xa)

106 Does the "e" in GOPe stand for eunuch?
Posted by: parteagirl
----------------------------------
I believe "establishment" as opposed to rank and file GOP voters who got stabbed in the back.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 28, 2015 10:19 AM (E5UB0)

107 That is one of the most disturbing fucking things I've read at this site.

I don't know whether to congratulate you or try and get you banned.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 28, 2015 10:18 AM (gW5Vg)


I think that really IS bicycle boy.

Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 10:19 AM (xWW96)

108 If I have to have an earworm, then Flanders Field isn't so bad.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2015 10:19 AM (r65B3)

109 >>Unless I was delivering supremely angry diatribes. One of those.

I suspect it's that he's already comfortable on camera + wanting to be sure someone is talking about one of the victims, not the killer.

Honestly, I am sick of having each shooters mug all over the TV and blogs. I don't want to see the sicko's face, I don't want it to be about them.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 10:20 AM (NOIQH)

110 >Now, I'll be known as a Gilmore FanBoy and probably get banned-jwest


Great. One of The Gilmore Girls.

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 10:20 AM (2oWD2)

111 Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 10:03 AM (xq1UY)

That is so sad and sweet.
Did she ever marry, do you know?

Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 10:20 AM (cbfNE)

112 Poppies produce opium, which was of course used universally by men as a date rape drug before Rohypnol was invented.

Posted by: Feminist art critic at August 28, 2015 10:20 AM (2Ojst)

113 RDBrewer, lovely painting. Thanks!

Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 10:21 AM (cbfNE)

114 I love it when you call me big poppies.

Posted by: Notorious BeeGees at August 28, 2015 10:21 AM (E5UB0)

115 98 That was so beautiful I had to masturbate with a handful of sand and broken glass just to get myself back on an even keel

Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 10:21 AM (LAliD)

116
I think they let eunuchs keep one nut - so no - because the establishment Republicans have shown . . . none.

Not sure. We should ask all who voted for the Corker bill.

Tom Cotton still has his.

Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 10:21 AM (u49WF)

117 You know I'm all about dat bass
No treble

Posted by: Meghan McCain, Tomorrow's Republican Today at August 28, 2015 10:21 AM (oZr5y)

118 honestly...the positivity is just blooming!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 28, 2015 10:21 AM (0O7c5)

119 Some people see poppies, I see narcotics

In the Thirties, the Hungarian ladies in America's Finest Ethnic Neighborhood grew poppies along the railroad siding that goes right between the houses to the flour mill. They used the poppy seeds to make the filling for Those Hungarian Pastries.

So one day the local Eliot Ness squad shows up to eliminate the narcotic menace. Those who were there to see all those old ladies with brooms and iron skillets drive off the federal agents never forgot the spectacle.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 10:21 AM (xq1UY)

120 98 I came upon some poppies such as these near a drainage outlet by the Santa Monica Pier. Except they were dead someone had dumped garbage on them. It made me think of Ace, naked and in pain. So I lay myself down amongst them and said to myself, " come to me Ace, with your naked pain" and wrapped my arms around the dead garbage poppies and gave them a slow lingering kiss.

Posted by: Charles Johnson at August 28, 2015 10:17 AM
- - - - - -

This is disturbingly visual.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2015 10:21 AM (r65B3)

121 Heheh...Gotta love this guy:

Cornel West: Blame a"Love defecit," Not Race, for WDBJ shooting

Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 10:21 AM (NpXoL)

122 104 I strongly suggest "SJW's Always Lie" by Vox Day. Just came out this week.

Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 10:22 AM (LAliD)

123 47: "TFG gives Iran money and Israel sees a bump in bombings, rocket fire and attempts to kill residents and tourists."

That's one thing that I don't get about the Israelis. Why the little tit for tat strikes?

I think it would work out much better to give the "palestinians" their own country, lock, stock, and barrel.

And then once the first rocket or suicide bomber crosses the border, their country would be crushed and TRULY occupied.

Israel will never win the PR war. Might as well win the real one.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at August 28, 2015 10:22 AM (UPYPp)

124 Posted by: Charles Johnson at August 28, 2015 10:17 AM (LPHFE)


Most people don't appreciate how hard it is to write good homo-erotic stuff.

You've got a gift.

Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 10:22 AM (Zs4uk)

125 Yeah, that's the picture 1-800-flowers SHOWS you, but what your mom GETS looks nothing like that. So fuck you, 1-800-flowers. Fuck you.

Posted by: jwpaine, hard of listening at August 28, 2015 10:22 AM (wKcQA)

126 Honestly, I am sick of having each shooters mug all over the TV and blogs. I don't want to see the sicko's face, I don't want it to be about them.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 10:20 AM (NOIQH)



The "Some Asshole Initiative" has my vote.

http://nonadventures.com/2015/06/20/the-some-of-all-fears/

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 28, 2015 10:23 AM (gW5Vg)

127 If I have to have an earworm, then Flanders Field isn't so bad.

Scott Walker was so mean to me this morning on Morning Joe. He was talking about how Iran is still the regime it was in 1979 when he and he brother were out front tying yellow ribbons to their oak tree.

So yeah, the bastard gave me that earworm.

I chased it away with 99 Luftballons.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 10:23 AM (JtwS4)

128 Now, I'll be known as a Gilmore FanBoy and probably get banned.
Posted by: jwest
-------------------------------------------
Nope, but being a Waters fanboy would.

Posted by: David Gilmore at August 28, 2015 10:23 AM (E5UB0)

129 'one time after one of our live shots failed, he threw all his stuff down and ran into the woods for like 20 minutes'



Yeah. Batshit.



Posted by: Lea at August 28, 2015 10:08 AM (lIU4e)

wow.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 28, 2015 10:23 AM (0O7c5)

130 Cornel West: Blame a"Love defecit," Not Race, for WDBJ shooting

Posted by: dananjcon


Curious to know what he said right after the Charleston shooting.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 10:23 AM (/Ho8c)

131 >>In my day we called it DVDA.

WHat does that stand for?

Huma's 4 jobs, which oddly enough, often involved doing the same thing - arranging meetings between HRC and VIPs:

* State Dept - Hillary's aide
* Clinton Foundation
* Teneo consulting (run by close Clinton donor)
* Part of Hillary's transition team (SoS-->Prezzy)

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 10:23 AM (NOIQH)

132 I do hope you enjoy our writings Dave. Thank you.

Wow just fixing that formatting issue, paperback version lost 12 printed pages.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 10:23 AM (WRnYo)

133 Peggy Noonan dips into her savings and buys a clue:

Here are some things I think are happening.

One is the deepening estrangement between the elites and the non-elites in America. This is the area in which Trumpism flourishes. We'll talk about that deeper in.

Second, Mr. Trump's support is not limited to Republicans, not by any means.

Third, the traditional mediating or guiding institutions within the Republican universe - its establishment, respected voices in conservative media, sober-minded state party officials - have little to no impact on Mr. Trump's rise. Some say voices of authority should stand up to oppose him, which will lower his standing. But Republican powers don't have that kind of juice anymore. Mr. Trump's supporters aren't just bucking a party, they're bucking everything around, within and connected to it.



https://tinyurl.com/q9zg4lj

Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 10:24 AM (O7MnT)

134
And now, my beauties, something with poison in it, I think.

With poison in it, but attractive to the eye, and soothing to the smell.

Poppies... Poppies. Poppies will put them to sleep.

Sleeeeep. Now they'll sleeeeep!

Posted by: The New Polite Wicked Witch of the West at August 28, 2015 10:24 AM (KUa85)

135 125 Yeah, that's the picture 1-800-flowers SHOWS you, but what your mom GETS looks nothing like that. So fuck you, 1-800-flowers. Fuck you.

---------

Fuck you right back. And fuck your mom too.

Posted by: 1-800 FLOWERS at August 28, 2015 10:24 AM (oZr5y)

136 93 Poppies, eh?

In my day we called it nose candy.

You snorted heroin?!? F'ng hardcore, man, hardcore.

Posted by: William S Burroughs and his million dollar arm at August 28, 2015 10:24 AM (5buP8)

137 Those are poppies? Look like a bunch of vaginas to me. licks her parched lips - quickly moves eyebrows up and down*

Posted by: Georgia O'Keeffe at August 28, 2015 10:24 AM (2oWD2)

138
I chased it away with 99 Luftballons.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 10:23 AM (JtwS4)
everybody have fun tonight! everybody wang chung tonight!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 28, 2015 10:25 AM (0O7c5)

139 Posted by: Charles Johnson at August 28, 2015 10:17 AM (LPHFE)





Most people don't appreciate how hard it is to write good homo-erotic stuff.



You've got a gift.

Posted by: jwest


True. Kudos for your freakishly creepy story.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 10:25 AM (/Ho8c)

140 Bandersnatch....
In Flanders Filed where yellow ribbons...?
Nooooo!!!
Is it too early for a tall cool one?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2015 10:25 AM (r65B3)

141 That is one of the most disturbing fucking things I've read at this site.


http://pic.twitter.com/I2JYuXf3pR

Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 10:25 AM (/kI1Q)

142 Opium poppies!

*kicks door*
*flashbangs baby*
*shoots second-grader*
*shoots dog*
*confiscates server*
*loots personal safe*
*seizes bank accounts*

Oh. They were just regular poppies. But it's your fault for having poppies in the first place! If we could do it all over again knowing what we know now, we'd do everything exactly the same way! And we're keeping the money, fucker!

Posted by: SWAT team at August 28, 2015 10:26 AM (2Ojst)

143 If Peggy Noonan bought a clue she is certainly broke now. She has been clueless so long she would have to look it up in the dictionary to find the meaning of the word.

Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 10:26 AM (xWW96)

144 Posted by: biancaneve at August 28, 2015 09:53 AM (kBiy2)

You are a good friend.
She sounds like someone who takes advantage.

Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 10:26 AM (cbfNE)

145 I came upon some poppies such as these near a
drainage outlet by the Santa Monica Pier. Except they were dead someone
had dumped garbage on them. It made me think of Ace, naked and in pain.
So I lay myself down amongst them and said to myself, " come to me Ace,
with your naked pain" and wrapped my arms around the dead garbage
poppies and gave them a slow lingering kiss.



Posted by: Charles Johnson at August 28, 2015 10:17 AM

- - - - - -



This is disturbingly visual.

Posted by: Diogenes


I thought it could use more bicycle references. Especially about the seat.

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 10:27 AM (2oWD2)

146 just some thoughts rolling out ,
campaign season..i have now been through a few here.
always rowdy, people always vying for their guy/gal. some stridently -some with reasoned response.
almost seven years of us rolling over for the progressives
moral at an all time low, so bad that many actual republican voters are actually looking outside the gop to vote.
some seem more strident at times because of stress, and the 'what's next' fear
most are worried if the country can turn back from falling off the cliff.
thought of many Gope really don't like our ideas , just demand we stay voting gop.
constant gaslighting by the media , administration and now our gop leaders at points.
tons of frustration and reactions to it.

I personally burn out and take a day or a few days off pretty regulalrly
Ace and the cobs really don't have the ability to walk away and take whatever time needed to refresh.

last thought, i can remember ace asking me at LGF after a comment i made about tough crowd at aces.

so before 7 years ago.
i said aces wasn't really for sissies and i guess i am a sissy
it's fast and rough here, always has been as far as i've looked at this site.
letrs' keep our chins up and truy to be respectful at least to eachother.

or not. cause i'm not the boss of you

Posted by: willow at August 28, 2015 10:27 AM (nqBYe)

147 I chased it away with 99 Luftballons.

Alles klar, Herr Kommissar.
*falco*

Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 10:27 AM (/kI1Q)

148 Apparently, Danish is a quite literal language. EG,

Brystholder
Word for word: Breast holder
English equivalent: Brassiere

http://goo.gl/DVXGOC

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 28, 2015 10:27 AM (iQIUe)

149 BCochran!!! Salutations and good morning.

Also, let Alex know that Sabo designed a Hillary campaign button for her!

http://unsavoryagents.com/?projects=campaign-buttons

Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 10:27 AM (hwHa4)

150 Poppies: The WWI museum in KC has a striking life sized diorama at its entrance: a field of poppies spreading over a blasted landscape. Beautifully striking. That installation is one of the most moving pieces in the museum.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 28, 2015 10:28 AM (5buP8)

151 http://pic.twitter.com/I2JYuXf3pR

Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 10:25 AM (/kI1Q)



Heh. I remember that. Most excellent.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 28, 2015 10:28 AM (gW5Vg)

152 re: Chukkkles, surprised no one has linked this song

https://youtu.be/GugsCdLHm-Q

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 10:28 AM (WRnYo)

153 I suspect it's that he's already comfortable on camera + wanting to be sure someone is talking about one of the victims, not the killer.

I can buy that.

Of course, being a young blond girl, she will already get more attention than the cameraman...

Posted by: Lea at August 28, 2015 10:28 AM (lIU4e)

154 *** I love it when you call me big poppies.


That's copyrighted.

Posted by: David Ortiz at August 28, 2015 10:29 AM (eQHGA)

155 Cornel West: Blame a"Love defecit," Not Race, for WDBJ shooting



Posted by: dananjcon

Curious to know what he said right after the Charleston shooting.


Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 10:23 AM (/Ho8c)
**
Oh that's easy...."Kill Whitey...Kill...Kill..Kill....Whitey!!""Thank you"




Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 10:29 AM (NpXoL)

156 I chased it away with 99 Luftballons.

Alles klar, Herr Kommissar.
*falco*


One night in Bangkok...

Posted by: David Carradine at August 28, 2015 10:29 AM (2oWD2)

157 Help me with this metaphor: "Fate can and will shatter the most carefully made plans like a Tyrannosaurus Rex through a church window."

Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 10:29 AM (O7MnT)

158 Oh that's easy...."Kill Whitey...Kill...Kill..Kill....Whitey!!""Thank you"




Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 10:29 AM (NpXoL)

I believe it ends with C-I-L-L whitey!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:30 AM (2Ojst)

159 149 BCochran!!! Salutations and good morning.

Also, let Alex know that Sabo designed a Hillary campaign button for her!

http://unsavoryagents.com/?projects=campaign-buttons

Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 10:27 AM (hwHa4)



Morning!

Buahahahahaha.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 28, 2015 10:30 AM (gW5Vg)

160 157 Help me with this metaphor: "Fate can and will shatter the most carefully made plans like a Tyrannosaurus Rex through a church window."
Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 10:29 AM (O7MnT)

I would, but it's not a metaphor. It's a simile.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:31 AM (2Ojst)

161 Cornel West: Blame a"Love defecit," Not Race, for WDBJ shooting

West suffers from a tooth deficit.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 28, 2015 10:31 AM (W5DcG)

162 Jim Gilmore was just being interviewed on CNN.


The guy executed by firing squad in Utah?
Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 10:18 AM (2oWD2)


No. The guitarist for Pink Floyd

Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2015 10:31 AM (3pRHP)

163 If I ever get a blog. Not sure how that's done.


It's easy. You fill out a blog application form. You have to demonstrate that you've taken appropriate blogging courses and passed a certified blog test.

You pay the blog application fee, then on approval you pay the blog license fee. The approval gets your blog submitted for review, which if successful entitles you to pay the blog tax.
----------------------
*snort*
That's about how it goes.

Posted by: lindafell de Spair at August 28, 2015 10:31 AM (xVgrA)

164 162 Jim Gilmore was just being interviewed on CNN.


The guy executed by firing squad in Utah?
Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 10:18 AM (2oWD2)

No. The guitarist for Pink Floyd
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2015 10:31 AM (3pRHP)

I thought that was Happy Gilmore.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:32 AM (2Ojst)

165 157 Help me with this metaphor: "Fate can and will shatter the most carefully made plans like a Tyrannosaurus Rex through a church window."

---------

That's no metaphor. It's a simile.

Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant at August 28, 2015 10:32 AM (oZr5y)

166 Noonan almost twigged to the truth--we see that the "mediators" chose a side. Against us.

Of course she's part of the problem, so she can't admit the truth, even to herself.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 10:32 AM (9krrF)

167 I would, but it's not a metaphor. It's a simile.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:31 AM (2Ojst)



....and that's when the grammar fight started.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 28, 2015 10:32 AM (gW5Vg)

168 Back when I was on LGF I wrote and posted a story about the Beast. It was immediately deleted and I was warned. That was only a couple of weeks before Charles Johnson most respectfully asked me to GTFO because in reality, he was a fake conservative and in actuality a lefty homo.

Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 10:32 AM (xWW96)

169 Carefully laid plans are much like a box of chocolates after USPS has delivered them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 10:33 AM (WRnYo)

170 I find these attacks on my simile very un-positive.

Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 10:33 AM (O7MnT)

171 ....and that's when the grammar fight started.

I'll get the popcorn.

Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 10:33 AM (/kI1Q)

172 170 I find these attacks on my simile very un-positive.
Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 10:33 AM (O7MnT)

I'm positive I wasn't attacking your simile, just the misclassification thereof.

I'm just digging myself in deeper here, aren't I?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:34 AM (2Ojst)

173 BAD NEWS FOR AL???

Posted by: not-very rev. al sharpton at August 28, 2015 10:34 AM (pgzyN)

174 I'm just digging myself in deeper here, aren't I?

Posted by: Insomniac


Careful.

The Banhammer is circling overhead.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 10:35 AM (/Ho8c)

175 Help me with this metaphor: "Fate can and will shatter the most carefully made plans like a Tyrannosaurus Rex through a church window."

Not enough. "Fate roars as, like an enraged Tyrannosaurus Rex, it charges through the beautiful plans we lay out like a stained-glass window, shattering them into thousands of fragments suspended momentarily in the air, taunting us with what can never be, before falling to the ground in a sad rain of color and broken glass. Truly, a bad day to go barefoot."

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 10:35 AM (9krrF)

176 So I've been working my way through a smaller Lovecraft anthology and I finished The Colour Out of Space last night. I've been enjoying the moodiness and Lovercraft's general style, but this is the first one that's actually managed to freak me out. Probably didn't help that I read it at night while everyone else in my house was asleep. Still, it was a frightening tale.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at August 28, 2015 10:35 AM (KkVB6)

177
161 West suffers from a tooth deficit.
The word truth has an "r", my friend

Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 10:35 AM (LAliD)

178 @111 She did, although I don't know how long after the War. She had a spinster sister who taught at the same school. Their father was a well-off farmer who ended up founding a construction/engineering firm, kept it in the family, and they retired quite wealthy. Her son died recently. He'd been a VP of a Fortune 500 company.

But hundreds and hundreds of people hereabouts, now from 50-something to close to 90, know that rhyme because of her long-dead fiance.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 10:35 AM (xq1UY)

179 I'll get the popcorn.

Put the popcorn away, it's cut and dried.
Simile compares two thing using "like" or "as."

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 28, 2015 10:36 AM (5buP8)

180 >>Also, let Alex know that Sabo designed a Hillary campaign button for her!

Those are AWESOME!!

In 2016 I decided go all in an order a Romney magnetic bumber sticker and some buttons - was soooo sick of all the Obama flair in my neighborhood. Ordered 'em 2 mths before the election. They arrived.....the day after the election.

I also emailed the Romney Denver HQ a week or so before the 1st debate which was in my neighborhood - the Obama locals had obviously gone door-to-door and gotten A LOT of lawn signs up (they popped up one weekend), also in a lot of roadside places, plastered on some unoccupied businesses near campus (irony is dead), etc. The didn't do ANYTHING about that, so anyone arriving at the debate got the impression that there was only Obama love here.

Stupid, stupid self-inflected wounds.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 10:36 AM (NOIQH)

181 >>> *** I love it when you call me big poppies.

New ear worm: I like big poppies and I cannot lie...

Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 10:36 AM (hwHa4)

182 Thank you, Brother Cavil.

Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 10:36 AM (O7MnT)

183 Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 10:03 AM (xq1UY)



That is so sad and sweet.

Did she ever marry, do you know?

Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 10:20 AM (cbfNE)


Stringer's story reminds me of a song, written by Patti Griffin (and probably covered by any one of several country artists who can't actually write songs themselves) called "Making Pies."

It's a similar story. Sweet and sad, and probably reflective of a large, unseen and unheard group of women who have similar experiences.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 10:36 AM (TOk1P)

184 Fate shatters the most carefully made plans like Hillary dropping her dentures on a tile floor.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:36 AM (2Ojst)

185 As a public service to all of you who aren't married to a florist, let me explain how to buy flowers...

If you call any of the 1-800 services, you'll get fucked. All that is a phone boiler room that tacks on a minimum of 30% and usually more like 50%, then sends your order off to whatever florist will take the low-ball remains.

On the web, Teleflora, FTD and the others will show you a picture, then whack you a stiff up charge to pass the order along to a local florist.

If you want to do it right, look online for a florist in the area that you're sending flower to. Be aware that some order consolidators pay Google to make it look like they are local florists, but in reality they're just another boiler room.

Find an actual local florist, call or email, tell them what you're looking for and listen to their advise. Sometimes shit is just not in season. Sure, you can get the thing in the picture, but it will cost a whole lot more.

Buy what is in season, give the florist enough leeway to make something appropriate for the occasion and trust someone who operates a business in the town you're concerned with to do a good job. Arguing with an Asian rep in Taiwan after things get fucked up isn't going to be too gratifying.

Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 10:36 AM (Zs4uk)

186 My daughter enjoyed having her analogy licked on HBO.

Posted by: brian williams at August 28, 2015 10:37 AM (pgzyN)

187 Brother Cavil, come to the dark side. Become a writer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 10:37 AM (WRnYo)

188 175 you should submit that to the Bullwer-Lytton contest.

Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 10:37 AM (cbfNE)

189 Not enough. "Fate roars as, like an enraged Tyrannosaurus Rex, it charges through the beautiful plans we lay out like a stained-glass window, shattering them into thousands of fragments suspended momentarily in the air, taunting us with what can never be, before falling to the ground in a sad rain of color and broken glass. Truly, a bad day to go barefoot."

-----------

If you can work a Rachel Corrie joke in there I think you've got a winner.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2015 10:37 AM (oZr5y)

190 Stupid, stupid self-inflected wounds.

Story of the GOP, in a nutshell.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 10:37 AM (9krrF)

191 Brother Cavil, come to the dark side. Become a writer.

Golden Isis actually inspired me to try my hand. I finished chapter one of my own pulp-flavored tale last night.

Now to work the rest of it out...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 10:38 AM (9krrF)

192 Zathras waves hands, "Rachel Corrie? Only person who has worse fate than Zathras. Very flat. Very sad her fate."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 10:38 AM (WRnYo)

193 I guess I am glad I haven't been around much lately after seeing ace's new policy. Sounds like things were getting way out of hand. I never did understand the people who were downright rude to him when they had a disagreement. His own blog for chrissakes!

Posted by: jewells45 at August 28, 2015 10:38 AM (l/N7H)

194 My daughter enjoyed having her analogy licked on HBO.

Posted by: brian williams


*stares*

I'm not sure I want to know.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 10:38 AM (/Ho8c)

195 All of you fake internet people here are gosh darn poppyheads if you like flowers or paintings of flowers or even just paintings or art in general.
*sticks tongue out, turns and runs away, waits for the ban hammer *

Posted by: lindafell de Spair at August 28, 2015 10:39 AM (xVgrA)

196 >>> I thought that was Happy Gilmore.

Happy Gilmore is dead?!?!

Posted by: Going to stop now before I get ghosted like Buzzion at August 28, 2015 10:39 AM (hwHa4)

197 I came upon some poppies such as these near a
drainage outlet by the Santa Monica Pier. Except they were dead someone
had dumped garbage on them. It made me think of Ace, naked and in pain.
So I lay myself down amongst them and said to myself, " come to me Ace,
with your naked pain" and wrapped my arms around the dead garbage
poppies and gave them a slow lingering kiss.



Posted by: Charles Johnson at August 28, 2015 10:17 AM



That was pretty great.

Perhaps a contest is in order, though that is probably already the winner-

for declarations of sympathy to Ace's great anguish.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2015 10:39 AM (KUa85)

198 Basically the GOP has taken the sides of third world invaders over the base of its party.

It's sort of like when you like that hot chick and instead of choosing you she chooses the oily, greasy, gold toothed, tatted low life who has baby mommas and kids coming out of the wood work.

It's crushing and shocking and all together rage inducing and you vow your going to show her, by God you're going to show her.

We are endeavoring to show GOPe the error of its ways.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 28, 2015 10:39 AM (eDW1j)

199 Those poppies are probably in a field and are therefore racist.

Posted by: Vester at August 28, 2015 10:39 AM (bd5nI)

200 Brother Cavil, that is so much awesomesauce. I wish you much luck, inspiration, and success.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 10:40 AM (WRnYo)

201 Buy what is in season, give the florist enough leeway to make something appropriate for the occasion and trust someone who operates a business in the town you're concerned with to do a good job. Arguing with an Asian rep in Taiwan after things get fucked up isn't going to be too gratifying.

Posted by: jwest at August 28, 201

So what's your wife's name, Bob?


//

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 10:40 AM (Z58Xa)

202 So I've been working my way through a smaller Lovecraft anthology and I finished The Colour Out of Space last night.


I have never read Lovecraft, a deficit which No. 2 Son decided to remedy just yesterday by sending me The Colour Out of Space.

I shall read it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 10:40 AM (JtwS4)

203 199 Those poppies are probably in a field and are therefore racist.
Posted by: Vester at August 28, 2015 10:39 AM (bd5nI

I know, I know, we should have picked our own poppies.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 10:40 AM (Z58Xa)

204 185:"Arguing with an Asian rep in Taiwan after things get fucked up isn't going to be too gratifying."

Hey, let's leave what I do on the phone out of it!

We aren't supposed to be negative about peoples...proclivities... anymore.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at August 28, 2015 10:41 AM (UPYPp)

205 Zathras waves hands, "Rachel Corrie? Only person who has worse fate than Zathras. Very flat. Very sad her fate."

Am I not the only one watching B5 reruns lately?

Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 10:41 AM (O7MnT)

206 Fate can and will shatter the most carefully made plans like a Tyrannosaurus Rex through a church window. Countless hours of devotion to a difficult craft, borne of the love of beauty and dedication to the Creator, laid waste in a single raging moment of senseless destruction. All purpose, color and light reduced to useless, cutting shards that once were the dreams and aspirations of men.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:41 AM (2Ojst)

207 164
162 Jim Gilmore was just being interviewed on CNN.


The guy executed by firing squad in Utah?

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 10:18 AM (2oWD2)


No. The guitarist for Pink Floyd

Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2015 10:31 AM (3pRHP)


I thought that was Happy Gilmore.


I thought they were Girls?

Posted by: overunder at August 28, 2015 10:42 AM (s1rnI)

208 Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:41 AM (2Ojst)

Yeah, so what's your point?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 10:42 AM (Z58Xa)

209 I find these attacks on my simile very un-positive."

Isn't that ironic?

Posted by: Weepy Canuk Chick and sorta singer songwriter in the 90's at August 28, 2015 10:43 AM (C9pBZ)

210 : Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2015 10:37 AM (oZr5y)

DANG!

Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at August 28, 2015 10:43 AM (qOsoH)

211 Those poppies aren't going to pick themselves you know.

Posted by: lindafell de Spair at August 28, 2015 10:43 AM (xVgrA)

212 208 Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:41 AM (2Ojst)

Yeah, so what's your point?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 10:42 AM (Z58Xa)

Eh? Nothing really, I was just trying to contribute.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:43 AM (2Ojst)

213 Probably didn't help that I read it at night while everyone else in my house was asleep. Still, it was a frightening tale.

Posted by: Mandy P
---------
Very effective, riveting. But I've always found it more oppressive and depressing than anything else. They should have left. The story's an apt metaphor for what's happening to the country now, and how people can live in denial until it's too late. "Our President of Colour out of Chicago", as Mary Clogginstein might say.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 28, 2015 10:43 AM (E5UB0)

214 Brother Cavil, that is so much awesomesauce. I wish you much luck, inspiration, and success.

I'm stealing the T-Rex thing for the 'About the Book' blurb for Book 11.

Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 10:43 AM (O7MnT)

215 Find an actual local florist, call or email, tell them what you're looking for and listen to their advise.

I call a local florist. I say "I don't know anything about flowers or girls, can you make something pretty for her?"

They ask the price range I have in mind and it always comes out well.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 10:43 AM (JtwS4)

216 In 2016 I decided go all in an order a Romney
magnetic bumber sticker and some buttons - was soooo sick of all the
Obama flair in my neighborhood. Ordered 'em 2 mths before the election.
They arrived.....the day after the election.



I also emailed the Romney Denver HQ a week or so before the 1st
debate which was in my neighborhood - the Obama locals had obviously
gone door-to-door and gotten A LOT of lawn signs up (they popped up one
weekend), also in a lot of roadside places, plastered on some unoccupied
businesses near campus (irony is dead), etc. The didn't do ANYTHING
about that, so anyone arriving at the debate got the impression that
there was only Obama love here.



Stupid, stupid self-inflected wounds.

Posted by: Lizzy


I honestly believe that Romney lost because of the people behind the curtain doing the grunt work were simply behind the 8 ball.

Everyone talks about how Romney didn't bring this up at the debate or didn't blast Obama enough on this, but the reality was it was probably a weak ground game, voter contact, ORCA, data mining, etc that led to most of his loss. They were still running elections like they were being run from 10 years ago whereas Obama had a team from Google picking through data.

Obama had the better ground game and that won it. Bush had the better ground game in 2004 and won it.

It's an important part of elections that even activists overlook.

Posted by: Kal at August 28, 2015 10:43 AM (gk9SE)

217 So what's your wife's name, Bob?
//

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 10:40 AM (Z58Xa)


I don't have the patients to have a gay male florist as a wife.

They've worked in my wife's shop over the years and they're pretty high maintenance.

Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 10:44 AM (Zs4uk)

218 "Fate roars as, like an enraged Tyrannosaurus Rex denied it's pancakes"

How's that?

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 28, 2015 10:44 AM (C9pBZ)

219 >>>> So I've been working my way through a smaller Lovecraft anthology and I finished The Colour Out of Space last night.


There's a movie on Netflix, if you're curious

Posted by: Bigby's Shaky Hands at August 28, 2015 10:44 AM (3ZtZW)

220 I've a mind to write a book about angels, not beatific angels, but more like the Special Forces of God, angels who, in their angelic form, are the most terrifying things in the universe.

Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 10:45 AM (O7MnT)

221 Hey for WorldCon 2016, think we might have a Horde slate of candidates?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 10:45 AM (WRnYo)

222 Fate can and will shatter the most carefully made plans like a
Tyrannosaurus Rex through a church window. Countless hours of devotion
to a difficult craft, borne of the love of beauty and dedication to the
Creator, laid waste in a single raging moment of senseless destruction.
All purpose, color and light reduced to useless, cutting shards that
once were the dreams and aspirations of men.


P.S. Megan does butt stuff

Posted by: overunder at August 28, 2015 10:45 AM (s1rnI)

223 Put the popcorn away, it's cut and dried.


I do what I want!

Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 10:45 AM (/kI1Q)

224 A favorite of mine from the good folks presenting the Bulwer-Lytton Prize:

"Like an over-ripe beefsteak tomato rimmed with cottage cheese, the corpulent remains of Santa Claus lay dead on the hotel floor."

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 28, 2015 10:45 AM (l3vZN)

225 219 >>>> So I've been working my way through a smaller Lovecraft anthology and I finished The Colour Out of Space last night.


There's a movie on Netflix, if you're curious
Posted by: Bigby's Shaky Hands at August 28, 2015 10:44 AM (3ZtZW)

The HP Lovecraft Historical Society made a film adaptation of The Whisperer in Darkness. If you're a fan, it's pretty good, especially considering the shoestring budget.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:45 AM (2Ojst)

226 Eh? Nothing really, I was just trying to contribute.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:43 AM (2Ojst

And that you did!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 10:45 AM (Z58Xa)

227 220: "but more like the Special Forces of God, angels who, in their angelic form, are the most terrifying things in the universe."

One does not fuck with Michael.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at August 28, 2015 10:46 AM (UPYPp)

228 : lindafell de Spair at August 28, 2015 10:39 AM (xVgrA)

You take that back, right now, tulip girl!!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Floral Critic ... at August 28, 2015 10:46 AM (qOsoH)

229 Those poppies aren't going to pick themselves you know.

Posted by: lindafell de Spair
-----------------------------------------------------
They won't lick themselves, either. I'm on it.

Posted by: Ariana Grande at August 28, 2015 10:46 AM (E5UB0)

230 @183 You'll like "Dancing at Whitsun" then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUoXAVJkvCo

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 10:46 AM (xq1UY)

231 205 Zathras waves hands, "Rachel Corrie? Only person who has worse fate than Zathras. Very flat. Very sad her fate."

Am I not the only one watching B5 reruns lately?
Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 10:41 AM (O7MnT)

It only really works if you can reproduce that sound he makes.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at August 28, 2015 10:46 AM (RD7QR)

232 Put the popcorn away, it's cut and dried.


I do what I want!


You're not my supervisor!!!

Posted by: Cheryl Tunt at August 28, 2015 10:47 AM (HstNY)

233 219 >>>> So I've been working my way through a smaller Lovecraft anthology and I finished The Colour Out of Space last night.


There's a movie on Netflix, if you're curious
Posted by: Bigby's Shaky Hands at August 28, 2015 10:44 AM (3ZtZW)

I'll have to check that out. The Whisperper in Darkness is the next story in my book, so I will look up that movie (thanks Insomniac!) as well.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at August 28, 2015 10:47 AM (KkVB6)

234 There's a movie on Netflix, if you're curious
Posted by: Bigby's Shaky Hands at August 28, 2015 10:44 AM (3ZtZW)

Really?

Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 10:48 AM (cbfNE)

235 >>I've a mind to write a book about angels, not beatific angels, but more like the Special Forces of God, angels who, in their angelic form, are the most terrifying things in the universe.


Ya catch our last few seasons?

Posted by: "Supernatural" at August 28, 2015 10:48 AM (NOIQH)

236 232 Put the popcorn away, it's cut and dried.


I do what I want!

You're not my supervisor!!!
Posted by: Cheryl Tunt at August 28, 2015 10:47 AM (HstNY)

Don't make me have to choke a bitch.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:48 AM (2Ojst)

237 Those poppies aren't going to pick themselves you know."

C'mon you poppies. You wanna live forever?

Posted by: Johnny "Big Poppy" Rico at August 28, 2015 10:48 AM (C9pBZ)

238 Don't make me have to choke a bitch.


Fapping euphemisms were yesterday.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 10:49 AM (JtwS4)

239 I don't have the patients to have a gay male florist as a wife.

They've worked in my wife's shop over the years and they're pretty high maintenance.


Tell me about it...it's drama, drama, drama! They tend to be very discreet, though

Posted by: Nancy-boy Graham at August 28, 2015 10:49 AM (5buP8)

240 238 Don't make me have to choke a bitch.


Fapping euphemisms were yesterday.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 10:49 AM (JtwS4)

You don't watch Archer, do you?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:49 AM (2Ojst)

241 Probably didn't help that I read it at night while everyone else in my house was asleep. Still, it was a frightening tale.



Posted by: Mandy P

---------

Very effective, riveting. But I've always found it more oppressive
and depressing than anything else. They should have left. The story's an
apt metaphor for what's happening to the country now, and how people
can live in denial until it's too late. "Our President of Colour out of
Chicago", as Mary Clogginstein might say.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 28, 2015 10:43 AM (E5UB0)

There was a novel written, in the 80's I think, that is a sequel based around the reservoir that covered over the old farm. Did anyone read it? I can't remember the name or if it was any good.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2015 10:49 AM (3pRHP)

242 101 Dalmatian Poppies are missing !!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Floral Critic ... at August 28, 2015 10:50 AM (qOsoH)

243 ack

Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2015 10:50 AM (3pRHP)

244 Whisperer, not Whisperper. Good grief.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at August 28, 2015 10:50 AM (KkVB6)

245 Come to me, Kindltot, and we shall join entwined in foul embrace!

Posted by: The Barrel at August 28, 2015 10:50 AM (2Ojst)

246 That's a Barreling

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 28, 2015 10:50 AM (ds+b5)

247 233 219 >>>> So I've been working my way through a smaller Lovecraft anthology and I finished The Colour Out of Space last night.

Y'know, that one is probably my least favorite Lovecraft story, and it's all because of the 'u.'

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 28, 2015 10:50 AM (fJ5wU)

Posted by: Adriane the Floral Critic ... at August 28, 2015 10:50 AM (qOsoH)

249 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at August 28, 2015 10:51 AM (q+zA9)

250 Anyway I understand the barrel echos like half-way down a poisoned well.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2015 10:51 AM (3pRHP)

251 Kindltot!

Posted by: The Barrel at August 28, 2015 10:51 AM (JtwS4)

252 Ahem.

Is this our first kindler and gentler embarralling?

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 28, 2015 10:51 AM (C9pBZ)

253 >>> 221 Hey for WorldCon 2016, think we might have a Horde slate of candidates?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 10:45 AM (WRnYo)

Yes, oh yes. The horde is a savvy bunch of bibliophiles, would be awesome!

But I'm not sure "if you were an Ewok, my love" is eligible.

Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 10:52 AM (hwHa4)

254 252 Ahem.

Is this our first kindler and gentler embarralling?
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 28, 2015 10:51 AM (C9pBZ)

No such thing

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 10:52 AM (Z58Xa)

255 we shall join entwined in foul embrace!


Whew. For once it's not "fowl".

Posted by: The Chicken at August 28, 2015 10:52 AM (JtwS4)

256 244 Whisperer, not Whisperper. Good grief.

--

Whisperp. That's what the locals called the Will-o-whisp that ravaged young country lasses foolish enough to venture near the bog.

Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 10:53 AM (cbfNE)

257 Yes to the movie. It takes place in Germany and is B/W until the Color shows up. Heh. Its good.

>>I've a mind to write a book about angels, not beatific angels, but more like the Special Forces of God, angels who, in their angelic form, are the most terrifying things in the universe.


The first thing Angels always say is "Be not afraid" unless, you know, they're there for another purpose altogether. Then, it's all mass death as they fly overhead and stuff.

Posted by: Bigby's Shaky Hands at August 28, 2015 10:53 AM (3ZtZW)

258 Poppies are red,
and beautifully painted.
If only the day,
Could remain so, untainted ...

Posted by: Adriane the Floral Critic ... at August 28, 2015 10:53 AM (qOsoH)

259 Let's put an end to this italic business right now.

Just remembering that when the Armourer takes away 007's cute li'l Beretta, he describes the 7.65 round of the Walther as having "a delivery like a brick through a plate glass window." Some Boothroydic simile, and amusing because today the Pistole-30 is considered by many as a little too frail for adequate self-defensce.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 10:53 AM (xq1UY)

260 Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 28, 2015 10:50 AM (fJ5wU)

I actually find all of the archaic spelling adds to the atmosphere for me. Maybe it's because it dates the material to the appropriate time period, but I'm liking it.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at August 28, 2015 10:54 AM (KkVB6)

261 It's sort of like when you like that hot chick and instead of choosing you she chooses the oily, greasy, gold toothed, tatted low life who has baby mommas and kids coming out of the wood work.

It's crushing and shocking and all together rage inducing and you vow your going to show her, by God you're going to show her.

We are endeavoring to show GOPe the error of its ways.



The GOPe needs a good dose of the clap for messing with the low life.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 10:54 AM (FdFgz)

262 Violets are blue
Poppies are red
If you OD on heroin
You could be dead

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:54 AM (2Ojst)

263 A kinder more gentle and extremely gay lower tier smart military blog"

FIFY

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 28, 2015 10:54 AM (C9pBZ)

264 Omg! Why is the Barrel quivering? And what's that...fluid...coming out of it?

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 10:54 AM (/Ho8c)

265 John Singer Sergeant was a very talented artist, best known for portraits, he was equally skilled in doing still lives and landscapes, it seems.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2015 10:55 AM (OSs/l)

266 Fuck you right back. And fuck your mom too.
Posted by: 1-800 FLOWERS at August 28, 2015 10:24 AM (oZr5y)


That made me pass an entire cheese sandwich through my nose.

Thank you.

Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at August 28, 2015 10:55 AM (wKcQA)

267 Morning freak and weirdos
Hmmmm, the side bar has ads for Huggie diapers
I wonder if T needs to tell me something

Posted by: Ncj at August 28, 2015 10:55 AM (KtJyl)

268 257 Yes to the movie. It takes place in Germany and is B/W until the Color shows up. Heh. Its good.

Like Wizard of Oz, but sinister? Sounds neat. Definitely will add that to the queue.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at August 28, 2015 10:55 AM (KkVB6)

269 That made me pass an entire cheese sandwich through my nose.

Thank you.
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at August 28, 2015 10:55 AM (wKcQA)

That's snot your cheese sandwich.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:55 AM (2Ojst)

270 Hmmmm, the side bar has ads for Huggie diapers
I wonder if T needs to tell me something"

Depends.

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 28, 2015 10:56 AM (C9pBZ)

271 Am I not the only one watching B5 reruns lately?

I was, until I gave away my TV and DVD player. :\

Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 10:56 AM (/kI1Q)

272 262 Violets are blue
Poppies are red
If you OD on heroin
You could be dead
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:54 AM (2Ojst)

Lovely epitaph for Buzzion

Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 10:56 AM (cbfNE)

273 270 Hmmmm, the side bar has ads for Huggie diapers
I wonder if T needs to tell me something"

Depends.
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 28, 2015 10:56 AM (C9pBZ

You just wait.
Posted by: Cathy E. Ter

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 10:57 AM (Z58Xa)

274 The first thing Angels always say is "Be not afraid" unless, you know, they're there for another purpose altogether. Then, it's all mass death as they fly overhead and stuff.

If you've ever seen the animated Prince of Egypt with Val Kilmer, their Angel of Death sequence was downright terrifying for kids. And probably many adults.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 10:57 AM (9krrF)

275 Don't make me have to choke a bitch.

TEASE!

Posted by: Cheryl Tunt at August 28, 2015 10:57 AM (HstNY)

276
I took down my stupid Romney/Ryan sign down the day after the election. The neighbors across the street left their Obama/Biden sign up. After two days I put back up the stupid Romney/Ryan sign.

Fucking loser Romney.

The day after the election is when I stopped being a regular viewer of Fox News. I only watch for things like debates or the rare breaking news. All the fucking Bushies and Frank "The Cunt" Luntz drove me to the edge. Karl Rove and his white board late election night squealing like a pig in a slaughter house, another GOPe loser.

That's why it's so satisfying to see a guy like Donald Trump running circles around the GOPe and Fox News. It's like watching an episode of Benny Hill. The Establishment is going to learn a painful lesson one way or another.









Posted by: Arson Wells at August 28, 2015 10:57 AM (UnJ7w)

277 267 Morning freak and weirdos
Hmmmm, the side bar has ads for Huggie diapers
I wonder if T needs to tell me something
Posted by: Ncj at August 28, 2015 10:55 AM (KtJyl)

She just had a prostatectomy.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:57 AM (2Ojst)

278 270. Wow
I can't believe I made it that easy

Posted by: Ncj at August 28, 2015 10:57 AM (3f8gu)

279 gonna go drive around like a retard in an el dorado or something

back later

Posted by: Bigby's Shaky Hands at August 28, 2015 10:58 AM (3ZtZW)

280 "Okay - two years ago an old friend who was in a tough spot asked if she could move in for six months. She's moving out tomorrow. Yay! She's been paying me rent (though not full market value), which I'll miss, but I'll be sooooo glad to get my house back."

Congratulations on getting your life back! A few years ago our younger daughter moved back just while she sold one apartment and was looking to buy another. We are still waiting.

I think mom's cooking, cleaning and shopping is the draw.

Posted by: Decaf at August 28, 2015 10:58 AM (yZKzN)

281 You just wait.
Posted by: Cathy E. Ter"

Golf Clap...

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 28, 2015 10:59 AM (C9pBZ)

Posted by: overunder at August 28, 2015 10:59 AM (s1rnI)

283 OK my day is going to be A OK. I just got audited by the State Unemployment People??? I have 1 and 1/3 of an employee? Of all the things to audit me for? THAT is 100% clean. What a stupid waste of money for the State? But of course they did not find anything. The only thing I can think of is that my Hygienist filed for Bankruptcy protection? Well who knows? The rest of the day is downhill and I can go home once I finish my Navy Paperwork ( need my cac enabled Windows COmputer in my Officer) and they finish installing the new Phone System

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 10:59 AM (gf8BH)

284
shit !!
recovery summer #7 is almost over

Posted by: Yo! at August 28, 2015 11:00 AM (q+zA9)

285 Omg! Why is the Barrel quivering? And what's that...fluid...coming out of it?




Tranny fluid?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 11:00 AM (FdFgz)

286 We like to pretend we live in our own separate comment boxes, but the Barrel shows the interconnectedness of our community.

Posted by: Melissa Harris-Perry at August 28, 2015 11:00 AM (E5UB0)

287 Good morning everyone
NGU, sorry to hear about your audit

Posted by: chemjeff at August 28, 2015 11:00 AM (2XMpf)

288 https://twitter.com/JusticeWillett/status/637053950953320448


Seriously, give this Texas Supreme Court justice a retweet.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 11:00 AM (JtwS4)

289 Tranny fluid?

Big pool of red, your tranny's dead.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 11:01 AM (9krrF)

290 Poppies are red
Like a baboons bright rump
Just a glowing reminder
Of the War over Trump.

Posted by: overunder at August 28, 2015 11:01 AM (s1rnI)

291 re; Angels

How about the Angels of Wrath. They are mentioned in the apocryphal 'Revelation of Moses.' Also called angels of anger. Supposedly at the Last Judgement seven of them will appear. Three are mentioned - Af, Hemah, and Kezef - in the 'Revelation of Moses.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 11:01 AM (WRnYo)

292 Posted by: biancaneve at August 28, 2015 09:53 AM (kBiy2)
=================

Good on you for helping her out. I know a lot of wealthy people who wouldnt ever think of helping anyone else out even though it would not inconvenience them in the least.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 28, 2015 11:01 AM (iQIUe)

293 Oooh. Fancy

"Come to me, Kindltot, and we shall join entwined in foul embrace!"

- the last bit is iambic pentameter.


Anyways, off to my prosaic life packed full with quotidian concerns

Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2015 11:01 AM (3pRHP)

294 283. I can go home once I finish my Navy Paperwork

If that's anything like being an engineer on a ship guess you'll be home Tuesday

Posted by: Ncj at August 28, 2015 11:01 AM (3f8gu)

295 "In the Thirties, the Hungarian ladies in America's Finest Ethnic Neighborhood grew poppies along the railroad siding that goes right between the houses to the flour mill. They used the poppy seeds to make the filling for Those Hungarian Pastries."

My late mother in law used to make the poppyseed filled pastries. Hmmm, delicious.

Posted by: Decaf at August 28, 2015 11:01 AM (yZKzN)

296 I have 1 and 1/3 of an employee?"

So you run "Three-Fifths Compromise Dentistry" or something?

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 28, 2015 11:03 AM (C9pBZ)

297 My late mother in law used to make the poppyseed filled pastries. Hmmm, delicious.



Addictive.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 11:04 AM (FdFgz)

298 295. Poppyseed buns containing a Chicago style hotdog
I would trade my kid for one....
I like her...two

Posted by: Ncj at August 28, 2015 11:04 AM (3f8gu)

299 A friend of mine just finished taking her citizenship oath.

It's what I imagine a ceremony would be if the Post Office planned it.

Showing videos selling America to people who already bought the ticket seems a little silly.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 11:05 AM (XiVKO)

300 "OK my day is going to be A OK. I just got audited by the State Unemployment People??? I have 1 and 1/3 of an employee? Of all the things to audit me for?"

Nevergiveup, if only you ran Solyndra you would have no problems with any audits.

Posted by: Decaf at August 28, 2015 11:05 AM (yZKzN)

301
Too much mirth in this thread, not enough rancor.

Posted by: Acme Soothsayer at August 28, 2015 11:06 AM (vDymq)

302
So, they wont be retrying that cop in NC. Last week the jury hung 8-4 acquittal. HOwever, I expect the doj already has their knives out for the guy.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 28, 2015 11:06 AM (iQIUe)

303 301
Too much mirth in this thread, not enough rancor.
Posted by: Acme Soothsayer at August 28, 2015 11:06 AM (vDymq)

I've had enough Rancor in my life, thank you very much.

Posted by: Luke Skywalker at August 28, 2015 11:07 AM (2Ojst)

304 What Rankor? Skywalker, the upstart Jedi, killed it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 11:07 AM (WRnYo)

305 When I was getting out of the Navy, I think I went through six DD214's, because they kept getting them wrong.

It still isn't 100%, but close enough.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 11:07 AM (XiVKO)

306 Jinx!

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 11:07 AM (WRnYo)

307 >>The neighbors across the street left their Obama/Biden sign up. After two days I put back up the stupid Romney/Ryan sign.

Yep. I've never been that "rah-rah!!" about any candidate, but I really didn't want more Obama.
I am amazed there are still cars w/Obama stickers.

The evening of the debate my son wanted to drive around and see the festivities (there was an outside happy hour before it, a ton of media trucks, etc.). We driving by the party and he rolls down the window and yells "OBAMA SUCKS!!!!"
I did laugh while telling him to stop.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 11:08 AM (NOIQH)

308 Too much mirth in this thread, not enough rancor.

The rancor got killed. Jedi closed a door on its head.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 11:08 AM (9krrF)

309 My late mother in law used to make the poppyseed filled pastries. Hmmm, delicious.



Addictive.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 11:04 AM (FdFgz)

----

So..... youre saying she's your Heroine??

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 11:08 AM (8XRCm)

310 306 Jinx!
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 11:07 AM (WRnYo)

Indeed!
*pours soda through USB*

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 11:08 AM (2Ojst)

311
New goat deck up by evening!

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/goatslive

Now, they just need some baby goats...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 28, 2015 11:08 AM (iQIUe)

312 Good morning everyone
NGU, sorry to hear about your audit
Posted by: chemjeff at August 28, 2015 11:00 AM (2XMpf)

WHY? She came and found nothing. My records jibed to the penny and I pay NO ONE off the books. Hell I hate even paying anyone legally

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 11:08 AM (gf8BH)

313 Too slow, dang it!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 11:08 AM (9krrF)

314 Spaciba tovarich! Slainte!

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 11:09 AM (WRnYo)

315 305. Ugggh
I had to get an awards review twice for my DD214
Plus they misspelled Joseph on the original

Posted by: Ncj at August 28, 2015 11:09 AM (3f8gu)

316
Flower shops are no guarantee. One of my mom's stories is about the time my dad sent her flowers to her work (back in the 70's before 1-800 etc.). He had ordered a bouquet of a dozen roses. However the florist was apparently out of roses, so they substituted some flower that costed the same.

And they were so ugly, my mother started crying when they were delivered, thinking that my dad was breaking things off with her. I mean her coworkers were trying to keep her spirits up because they were so appalled at how ugly whatever it was they sent.

My dad was pretty surprised at how upset she was, and once the misunderstanding was cleared up, he was LIVID at the florist.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at August 28, 2015 11:09 AM (aVYsC)

317 Too much mirth in this thread, not enough rancor.


--

You mean "rancour"

Posted by: zombie Lovecraft at August 28, 2015 11:09 AM (cbfNE)

318 Rand Paul shoud be making hay of this-

WaPo

The DC Circuit Court has overturned an earlier federal appeals court
ruling that the NSA's bulk collection of millions of Americans' phone
records was illegal.

Posted by: overunder at August 28, 2015 11:09 AM (s1rnI)

319 Hell I hate even paying anyone legally

Posted by: Nevergiveup


Hmmm. Are you anti-Semitic like CBD?

*taps chin knowingly*

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 11:10 AM (/Ho8c)

320 "My late mother in law used to make the poppyseed filled pastries. Hmmm, delicious."

I miss her and not just for her delicious pastries, she was a lovely person.

Posted by: Decaf at August 28, 2015 11:10 AM (yZKzN)

321 So..... youre saying she's your Heroine??



Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 11:11 AM (FdFgz)

322 Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 10:04 AM (NOIQH)--- The cynic in me wonders if he wants to imitate a twin astronaut who has used his wife's horrific injuries to gin fame.

Posted by: Baldy at August 28, 2015 11:11 AM (sEXjW)

323 Speaking of florists...

The girls working in the flower shop just called up to ask if I want them to pick something up for lunch.

This is code for it's Friday, everyone is broke and hasn't cashed their paychecks yet and will you buy lunch for everyone if we grab you a sandwich too.

They learned the art of getting into my pocket from my wife.

Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 11:12 AM (Zs4uk)

324 WHY? She came and found nothing. My records jibed to the penny and I pay NO ONE off the books. Hell I hate even paying anyone legally
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 11:08 AM (gf8BH)

Maybe its another anti-conservative pogrom by the IRS.

Posted by: zombie Lovecraft at August 28, 2015 11:12 AM (cbfNE)

325 Goatcam's really bringing it right now.

Probably has higher ratings than MSNBC.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 11:12 AM (XiVKO)

326 Hell I hate even paying anyone legally
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 11:08 AM (gf8BH)

Joos. Sheesh.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 11:12 AM (2Ojst)

327 Spaciba tovarich! Slainte!


Russian and Irish together?

My liver just demanded a raise and some kevlar.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 11:12 AM (JtwS4)

328 My novel is about a 19th Anglo-Catholic slum priest who one day finds the reserved consecrated host missing...

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 28, 2015 11:13 AM (LXJ1e)

329 Oops, off elder sock

Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 11:13 AM (cbfNE)

330 Gentleman Rancor's out on a spree
Damned from here to eternity
Gawd have mercy on such as we
Baa! Baa! Baa!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 11:14 AM (xq1UY)

331 Spaciba tovarich! Slainte!


Russian and Irish together?

My liver just demanded a raise and some kevlar.




Cabbage vodka. Ewwww.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 11:14 AM (FdFgz)

332 My novel is about a 19th Anglo-Catholic slum priest who one day finds the reserved consecrated host missing...

You laugh, but Anna's work had me imagining the adventures of a convent of hardboiled nuns solving mysteries and spreading divine works, by faith, charity, and the occasional knuckle sandwich.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 11:15 AM (9krrF)

333 *tries not to go cross-eyed*

After forty pages, so far no new formatting goofs have leaped off the page to mug me.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 11:15 AM (WRnYo)

334 So I watched Hating Breitbart on Netflix last night. Great documentary BTW, it's a must see.

It got me thinking just how big a loss his passing was, and also made me wonder. Discounting the arguments about his position, a lot of the establishment pushback against Trump is because of his brash nature. Andrew was nothing if not brash, yet you see many establishment types lauding him throughout the film. Is this just a respect for the dead type thing? I know that when he was alive Breitbart butted heads with a lot of folks. At the time I was big fan of Beck and couldn't understand the issue Andrew had with him, but now I get it. Honestly, the passage of time has only shown us just how right he was on pretty much everything.

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at August 28, 2015 11:15 AM (Nj2wY)

335 307 >>The neighbors across the street left their Obama/Biden sign up. After two days I put back up the stupid Romney/Ryan sign.

Yep. I've never been that "rah-rah!!" about any candidate, but I really didn't want more Obama.
I am amazed there are still cars w/Obama stickers.

The evening of the debate my son wanted to drive around and see the festivities (there was an outside happy hour before it, a ton of media trucks, etc.). We driving by the party and he rolls down the window and yells "OBAMA SUCKS!!!!"
I did laugh while telling him to stop.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 11:08 AM (NOIQH)

Well I had my Bush/Quayle bump sticker on my car well into Clinton's second term. Quayle really got the short end of the stick.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 28, 2015 11:15 AM (LXJ1e)

336 0 "OK my day is going to be A OK. I just got audited by the State Unemployment People??? I have 1 and 1/3 of an employee? Of all the things to audit me for?-NGU

Damn dentists always taking short cuts and laughing about it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 11:16 AM (Z58Xa)

337 Sounds fun Brother Cavil. Does Sister Mary Stigmata of the Immaculate Smackdown lead this brave posse of nuns?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 11:17 AM (WRnYo)

338 You probably fill cavities that aren't even there.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 28, 2015 11:17 AM (HstNY)

339
"The DC Circuit Court has overturned an earlier federal appeals court
ruling that the NSA's bulk collection of millions of Americans' phone
records was illegal. "
Wasn't that the court system packed by the dems?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 28, 2015 11:17 AM (m3iiU)

340 "OK my day is going to be A OK. I just got audited by the State Unemployment People??? I have 1 and 1/3 of an employee? Of all the things to audit me for?-NGU

Damn dentists always taking short cuts and laughing about it.



Bad day: Audit.
Better day: Auditor is in your chair........

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 11:18 AM (FdFgz)

341 338 You probably fill cavities that aren't even there.
Posted by: Barack Obama at August 28, 2015 11:17 AM (HstNY)

I love filling your cavity, baby.

Posted by: Reggie Love, DDS at August 28, 2015 11:18 AM (2Ojst)

342 Whoa
Just got a text from her highness to blow off work like she's doing to play golf for a 8am tee time at Hickam
I wonder if she'll clean the mud off my clubs before I get home

Posted by: Ncj at August 28, 2015 11:18 AM (3f8gu)

343 teste

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 11:18 AM (LUgeY)

344 Could it be?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 11:18 AM (LUgeY)

345 Sounds fun Brother Cavil. Does Sister Mary Stigmata of the Immaculate Smackdown lead this brave posse of nuns?

Oh God. I'm going to be expected to work on that one now too. I already have a half-dozen ideas backlogged...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 11:19 AM (9krrF)

346 Even though it's 7 years older than me, sometimes I forget how damn perfect Judas Priest's Sad Wings of Destiny album is.

Posted by: VBJonny at August 28, 2015 11:19 AM (lYE1Z)

347 So I watched Hating Breitbart on Netflix last night. Great documentary BTW, it's a must see. It got me thinking just how big a loss his passing was

I think what drove Charles Johnson to his current derangement (and his increasingly desperate efforts to ingratiate himself with the left) was that Breitbart succeeded in creating the New Media Empire Chunky failed at.

Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 11:19 AM (O7MnT)

348 My book will be about a raptor and it's almost psychic bond with a human woman.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 28, 2015 11:19 AM (m3iiU)

349 B-Boy back from bannination?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 11:19 AM (9krrF)

350 I wonder if she'll clean the mud off my clubs before I get home



Euphemism?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 11:19 AM (FdFgz)

351 B-Boy got hisself banninated?

Nobody tells me anything.

*sulks*

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 11:20 AM (/Ho8c)

352 My book will be about a raptor and it's almost psychic bond with a human woman.

You did get AtC's permission to write her bio, right? Or is this one of those unauthorized deals that gets teh tabloids buzzing and UPS shipping emus overtime?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 11:20 AM (9krrF)

353 Honestly, the passage of time has only shown us just how right he was on pretty much everything.
Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at August 28, 2015 11:15 AM (Nj2wY)

Amen.

Posted by: Arson Wells at August 28, 2015 11:21 AM (UnJ7w)

354 Praise be to the Pixy, Ace, Maet, and especially Andy for their efforts to get me unbanninated.

My condolences to the hamster family for whichever one got sacrificed.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 11:21 AM (LUgeY)

355 B-Boy got hisself banninated?


Did some serious banning take place?

Posted by: donna at August 28, 2015 11:21 AM (hUdMz)

356 Jamyla Bolden's murderer in custody.



http://tinyurl.com/qdfkbj9

Brown was arrested in 2014 after allegedly pulling a pistol on a Subway employee in the middle of the parking lot. Police said at the time that Brown called an employee of the store and said 'I'm coming to your job and going to shoot up the place." Police say he later showed up and pointed the gun at the employee saying 'come talk to my nine,' referring to his gun. No one was seriously hurt in that incident.

Charges in the incident were later dismissed because prosecutors said the victim did not cooperate.



Was it Ferguson where they voided current warrants before a certain date? That should end swell.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 11:21 AM (fWAjv)

357 B-Boy back from bannination?

--------------------------------------------------------------

How did you get and play an "get out of jail free card"
Forget who says it: Asking for a friend :^)

Posted by: Just thinking out loud at August 28, 2015 11:21 AM (ShdUd)

358 My book will be about a raptor and it's almost psychic bond with a human woman.


So a short story.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 11:21 AM (sgrzZ)

359 Brother Cavil, welcome to the ranks of writers. Always a dozen ideas floating.

What she can be is a gangster moll who has decided to go straight. But she keeps getting dragged back in.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 11:21 AM (WRnYo)

360 B-Boy got hisself banninated?

Did some serious banning take place?


He cut in line to loot Buzzion's corpse.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 11:21 AM (9krrF)

361 Welcome back BackwardsBoy

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 11:22 AM (fWAjv)

362 "It got me thinking just how big a loss murder Breitbart's passing was."

FIFY

Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 11:22 AM (SJi0a)

363 > My novel is about a 19th Anglo-Catholic slum priest who one day finds the reserved consecrated host missing...

Oh, tabernac!

Posted by: French Canadian lumberjack at August 28, 2015 11:22 AM (KnPoI)

364 I hear that the banned are going to get up a band, it will be called "the band of the banned".

Posted by: John Doh at August 28, 2015 11:22 AM (5x3KD)

365 B-Boy got hisself banninated?


Did some serious banning take place?




Not intentionally. Ace said it was some programming on his end. That they didn't have any banning stuff in place.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 11:22 AM (FdFgz)

366
"I think what drove Charles Johnson to his current derangement (and his increasingly desperate efforts to ingratiate himself with the left) was that Breitbart succeeded in creating the New Media Empire Chunky failed at."

He was a raging - loon -lefty before 9/11 knocked some sense into him. I've seen the posts. I'm talking foaming at the mouth left.
I think he stopped taking his psych meds myself.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 28, 2015 11:23 AM (m3iiU)

367 354 Praise be to the Pixy, Ace, Maet, and especially Andy for their efforts to get me unbanninated.

My condolences to the hamster family for whichever one got sacrificed.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 11:21 AM (LUgeY

Welcome back!!!

Now if I could get unbanninated i would be one happy camper and probably kick in some extra money to tip jar.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 11:23 AM (Z58Xa)

368 The first thing Angels always say is "Be not afraid"

Because they're unexpected, don't look like cute large cherubs (?) and deliver news that you may not want to hear or that completely upends your life and it scares the...heaven out of you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2015 11:23 AM (OSs/l)

369 365 B-Boy got hisself banninated?


Did some serious banning take place?




Not intentionally. Ace said it was some programming on his end. That they didn't have any banning stuff in place.


Phew , I'm not sure how long I can be "good."

Posted by: donna at August 28, 2015 11:23 AM (hUdMz)

370 Great. Now my hash is an oyster.

Oh well, I'm back. I may try a couple of posty thingys to see if I can do things like put my web address in the comments and stuff like that there.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 11:23 AM (LUgeY)

371 364 I hear that the banned are going to get up a band, it will be called "the band of the banned".
Posted by: John Doh at August 28, 2015 11:22 AM (5x3KD


I am stuck on ban-aid
As ban-aid is stuck on me.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 11:24 AM (Z58Xa)

372 Always with the DD-214. You mean to say every one of you guys served on the Tracy? Seven battle stars, but ship's company was only 132, and she's been scrapped since 1946.

You mean...
Oh.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 11:24 AM (xq1UY)

373
Phew , I'm not sure how long I can be "good."

Posted by: donna


Come to the dark side donna

Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 11:25 AM (sgrzZ)

374 Catch everyone later, need to give the peeps a rest

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 11:25 AM (WRnYo)

375 350. Nah
Got caught in the rain Monday and there's mud and crap all over the irons
Just bought new ones and it was their first time out
Go figure

Posted by: Ncj at August 28, 2015 11:25 AM (3f8gu)

376 Andy and I spent most of last Sunday troubleshooting with me trying different ways to post. He thought that my ISP wound up getting banned somehow after the crash on 7/15. He also said there were a couple of other Morons with the same trouble.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 11:26 AM (LUgeY)

377 Ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban BAAAAAn, wonderful Ban!

Posted by: bad attempt at a MPFC meme, this time with more SPAM at August 28, 2015 11:26 AM (C9pBZ)

378 >>The cynic in me wonders if he wants to imitate a twin astronaut who has used his wife's horrific injuries to gin fame.

I know, right?

I can't imagine what it's like to have a loved one die so brutally and so publicly. That video is going to haunt the loved ones of both victims for the rest of their lives. Not just from seeing it once, but for all the times in the future where it will pop up and sucker punch them (because the media loves them some gore!).

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 11:26 AM (NOIQH)

379
@318

"The DC Circuit Court has overturned an earlier federal appeals court ruling that the NSA's bulk collection of millions of Americans' phone records was illegal."

When all this came out awhile back, I was watching FOX and some genius guest starting talking about how much more of a "Free People" this made us. Everything is so Orwellian these days.

Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 11:27 AM (SJi0a)

380 I was concerned about you, Backwards Boy. Glad you are back.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2015 11:27 AM (OSs/l)

381 377 Ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban BAAAAAn, wonderful Ban!
Posted by: bad attempt at a MPFC meme, this time with more SPAM at August 28, 2015 11:26 AM (C9pBZ)

Bloody Vikings...

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 11:27 AM (2Ojst)

382 "It got me thinking just how big a loss murder Breitbart's passing was."

-------------------------------------------------------------
I miss his work. He had a pair. Heard it said you can tell the mantle of a man by his enemy's. He didn't hold back from pulling a big cat's tail. He was murdered for it in my opinion.
He could be an example to many.

Posted by: Just thinking out loud at August 28, 2015 11:27 AM (ShdUd)

383 >>Ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban BAAAAAn, wonderful Ban!

I smell better, and I last several days!!

Posted by: Mitchum at August 28, 2015 11:27 AM (NOIQH)

384 He cut in line to loot Buzzion's corpse.


I heard that if you didn't get there early with a pair of pliers for the gold teeth, it was pretty slim pickings.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2015 11:27 AM (oZr5y)

385 OK, web addy added.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 11:28 AM (LUgeY)

386 Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 11:26 AM (LUgeY

Andy you say? How reasonable are his rates?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 11:28 AM (Z58Xa)

387 "360 B-Boy got hisself banninated?

Did some serious banning take place?

He cut in line to loot Buzzion's corpse."

That's right, if Buzzion can come back from the dead the least they can do is unban BBoy.

Posted by: Decaf at August 28, 2015 11:30 AM (yZKzN)

388 Heh. That 'man' talking about the NRA yesterday blocked me for simply asking who was the last mass murderer that was part of the NRA.

Reasoned discourse, yep.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 11:30 AM (fWAjv)

389 New Motorhead album's out today, if anyone's so inclined.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 11:30 AM (XiVKO)

390 I think what drove Charles Johnson to his current derangement (and his increasingly desperate efforts to ingratiate himself with the left) was that Breitbart succeeded in creating the New Media Empire Chunky failed at.
Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 11:19 AM (O7MnT)


AB completely and vindictively tore up his former LIbEral self. Jharles Chonson never did. His shining moment of clarity was nothing more than that and then proceeded to go completely insane.

You're probably right.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at August 28, 2015 11:30 AM (yMVjf)

391 Thanks, FS. I was lurking pretty much the whole time. Yeah, I know, I should go get one of those "life" thingys I hear so much about.

And I also saw Soothie's insult about me being too dumb to post here. I luv you too, Sooth. All in good fun, I know.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 11:31 AM (LUgeY)

392 Charges in the incident were later dismissed because prosecutors said the victim did not cooperate.

Wait, what?

Posted by: Lea at August 28, 2015 11:31 AM (lIU4e)

393 Heh. That 'man' talking about the NRA yesterday blocked me for simply asking who was the last mass murderer that was part of the NRA.

Someone should ask him where Paolo took his wife for dinner last night.

Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at August 28, 2015 11:32 AM (HstNY)

394 @382

"He had a pair."

This is what scares me about Trump. They are going to knock him off too...or at least try. My opinion is though that Trump is more like Al Pacino in Scarface...and he isn't going down just because he's absorbed a few bullets.

Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 11:32 AM (SJi0a)

395 One by one the banned return. What power brings them back, and what is their purpose among us?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 28, 2015 11:32 AM (evdj2)

396 They are going to knock him off too...or at least try.

This... sounds crazy and conspiratorial but I would not at all be surprised if he gets too far and this happens.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 11:33 AM (39g3+)

397 OK, trying something else.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 11:33 AM (LUgeY)

398 @ 362 - yeah, it really does make one wonder, doesn't it?

Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at August 28, 2015 11:33 AM (Nj2wY)

399 This... sounds crazy and conspiratorial but I would not at all be surprised if he gets too far and this happens.

Let's just say that I have friends who are willing to do the jobs that Americans won't do.

Ese.

Posted by: El Gobernador Jeb Bush at August 28, 2015 11:34 AM (oZr5y)

400 Has there been any discussion yet about Alison Parker's father swearing that he's going to go after guns, and he's super determined, you guys?

I feel horrible for the guy, but he sounded like a fool.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 11:34 AM (XiVKO)

401 This is what scares me about Trump. They are going to knock him off too...or at least try. My opinion is though that Trump is more like Al Pacino in Scarface...and he isn't going down just because he's absorbed a few bullets.

Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 11:32 AM (SJi0a)
------------------------------------------------------------
Thinking the same thing. Thinking about RFK. The establishment had to stop him also.





Posted by: Just thinking out loud at August 28, 2015 11:35 AM (ShdUd)

402 "New Motorhead album's out today."

I saw Motorhead in Phoenix one time. It was so loud that people literally ran for the door. My buddy was a huge fan, and knew better to bring earplugs. The crowd thinned out and we ended up front and center. It was just perfect with earplugs in. Great Show!

Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 11:35 AM (SJi0a)

403 Brother Cavil, welcome to the ranks of writers. Always a dozen ideas floating.

Like two more WA Books set in the WA-verse, but with completely different characters in situation.
- A young Bountifulian searches for his father across the nine inhabited worlds of the Bountiful system.
- When its fleet is ambushed deep inside unknown and hostile space, the Fast Attack Corvette 'A Day to Remember' is the lone survivor and must fight its way home.

And another book about a college hockey player, violent, ill-tempered, intolerant, and unliked. But after 'The Burning,' the very qualities that made him an outcast in our Modern Culture make him a leader in the chaos that follows.

Should I have saved these for the Sunday thread?

Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 11:35 AM (O7MnT)

404 Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 11:34 AM (XiVKO)

My guns won't bring his poor dead daughter back. Fuck him.

Posted by: Arson Wells at August 28, 2015 11:35 AM (UnJ7w)

405 This is what scares me about Trump. They are going to knock him off too...or at least try. My opinion is though that Trump is more like Al Pacino in Scarface...and he isn't going down just because he's absorbed a few bullets.


I'm thinking that Trump, with his $$, has former Blackwater on his payroll as security. I'd be surprised if he didn't.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 11:35 AM (FdFgz)

406 Well, that worked too.

I should celebrate by eating a slice of pie.

brb

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 11:36 AM (LUgeY)

407 Has there been any discussion yet about Alison Parker's father swearing that he's going to go after guns, and he's super determined, you guys?


He should go after angry, crazy gay black men if he wants to make a difference.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2015 11:36 AM (oZr5y)

408 Ummmm.

Ummmm.....


http://tinyurl.com/ocpojx9


This week we received an email from a member of the U.S. Army reserves about an online survey the Department of Defense is currently asking Soldiers to complete regarding the workplace and gender relations.

Specifically, the letter from Major General Camille Nichols, Director, Sexual Assault Prevention and Response Officer, says the survey is 'Congressionally-mandated' and is designed to assess any experiences Reserve and National Guard members may have had recently with sexual harassment and sexual assault.


Question example - Since August 26, 2014, did you have any unwanted experiences in which someone put any object or any body part other than a penis into your vagina, anus or mouth? The body part could include a finger, tongue or testicles.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 11:37 AM (fWAjv)

409 395 One by one the banned return. What power brings them back, and what is their purpose among us?
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 28, 2015 11:32 AM (evdj2)


I think my laptop is still banned. It just sits there whimpering: "Why, ....... why? I told him it was just pixy friendly fire.

I think he need therapy.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at August 28, 2015 11:37 AM (yMVjf)

410 If the Washington DC elites want to take down Trump, they should endorse him.

Posted by: navybrat at August 28, 2015 11:37 AM (JgC5a)

411 What time is it? GLOBAL WARMING TIME:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/q5etpnn

Rising sea levels! Imminent death and destruction. It's happening at an ever accelerating rate! No time to think. We MUST act NOW!

Posted by: Melissa Harris-Perry at August 28, 2015 11:38 AM (E5UB0)

412 He should go after angry, crazy gay black men if he wants to make a difference.



He should go after libs. THEY were the ones that got nut houses shut down.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 11:38 AM (FdFgz)

413 Question example - Since August 26, 2014, did you have any unwanted experiences in which someone put any object or any body part other than a penis into your vagina, anus or mouth? The body part could include a finger, tongue or testicles.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 11:37 AM (fWAjv)

Testicles in the vagina or anus? That's one I've never heard of before.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 11:39 AM (2Ojst)

414 I went to a show in Holmdel New Jersey in 2003 that was Motorhead, Dio, then Iron Maiden.

This was the days of mapquest so we got lost 10 miles from the venue. We missed Motorhead, although I wouldn't say we "missed" Motorhead.

I was thinking "I hope Dio didn't already play Rainbow in the Dark" and then the next song opened with those beautiful synthesizers.

Posted by: VBJonny at August 28, 2015 11:39 AM (lYE1Z)

415 Testicles in the vagina or anus? That's one I've never heard of before.


Yeah. It's nuts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2015 11:39 AM (oZr5y)

416 Rising sea levels! Imminent death and destruction. It's happening at an ever accelerating rate! No time to think. We MUST act NOW!



We only have 200 years! Maybe more!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 11:40 AM (FdFgz)

417 What annoyed me about Parker is his magic wand thinking that there's some way to know someone's kill-crazy when they're at the counter.

But I'm sure the Brady folks will egg him on as a useful idiot, as is their wont.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 11:40 AM (XiVKO)

418 In my day we called it DVDA.



WHat does that stand for?



Huma's 4 jobs, which oddly enough, often involved doing the same thing - arranging meetings between HRC and VIPs:



* State Dept - Hillary's aide

* Clinton Foundation

* Teneo consulting (run by close Clinton donor)

* Part of Hillary's transition team (SoS-->Prezzy)



Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 10:23 AM (NOIQH)


I don't know if this is still a live thread, or if you are still here, but this is one of those times when you have to ask yourslf: This is the AoSHQ... do I REALLY want to know what DVDA stands for?

You cannot unlearn some things.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 11:40 AM (TOk1P)

419 I luv u, poppy.

Posted by: Jennifer Lopez at August 28, 2015 11:41 AM (cN9Sk)

420 The idiocy of injecting race into common terms seems to have become more of a feature than a bug. After being locked out of my room at the Polynesian at WDW twice and being run down by a person on a cart at Epcot, I was speaking on the phone with the front desk cast member, trying to get the door remotely opened, when I laughingly said something about a "black cloud" following me. She could not hang up quickly enough, with a terse "this-convo-is-over" as a good-bye. It dawned on me as she was hanging up what happened.

Posted by: Ever at August 28, 2015 11:41 AM (QZdJj)

421 I think my laptop is still banned. It just sits there whimpering: "Why, ....... why? I told him it was just pixy friendly fire.

I could post from B'Gal's phone through that network. But what a PITA.

Funny, the cause turned out to be what everybody said it wasn't. I wasn't on any list and hadn't been outright banned. Friendly fire indeed.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 11:41 AM (LUgeY)

422 400 Has there been any discussion yet about Alison Parker's father swearing that he's going to go after guns, and he's super determined, you guys?

I feel horrible for the guy, but he sounded like a fool.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 11:34 AM (XiVKO)

Need more Jordan Ghawi's.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 11:41 AM (fWAjv)

423 Ten miles away, you could probably still hear Motorhead.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 11:41 AM (XiVKO)

424 Question example - Since August 26, 2014, did you have any unwanted experiences in which someone put any object or any body part other than a penis into your vagina, anus or mouth? The body part could include a finger, tongue or testicles.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 11:37 AM (fWAjv

I'm glad the option of spatula and slotted spoon were left off.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 11:42 AM (QyBQv)

425 Charges in the incident were later dismissed because prosecutors said the victim did not cooperate.

Wait, what?


Happens a lot in the hood. Either intimidation going on or the "victim" isn't entirely innocent. Or both.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 11:42 AM (9krrF)

426 "Alison Parker's father swearing that he's going to go after guns, and he's super determined, you guys?"

If you go back and look at all the shootings. There is a bunch of them where the parents immediately start the "Gun Control" B.S., they never cry, and wouldn't you know the shooter always has a Manifesto.

This is why you have a lot of people out there claiming "Hoaxes." Who knows, but if my kid got shot...the last people I'm talking to are the media, and the last thing I'm doing is striking up a political debate in the name of my kid.

Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 11:42 AM (SJi0a)

427 If the Washington DC elites want to take down Trump, they should endorse him.

-------------------------------------------------------------
That would certainly get them more traction then they are have now. They don't get the fact that the non-elite aren't doe eyes with their every lie.

Posted by: Just thinking out loud at August 28, 2015 11:42 AM (ShdUd)

428 417 What annoyed me about Parker is his magic wand thinking that there's some way to know someone's kill-crazy when they're at the counter.

But I'm sure the Brady folks will egg him on as a useful idiot, as is their wont.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 11:40 AM (XiVKO)

I feel for Him, but this makes no sense..... The killer of His daughter hated straight white folks.... He made that clear..... Maybe he should take His anger out on the one who whipped up all this hatred........

Posted by: donna at August 28, 2015 11:42 AM (hUdMz)

429 >>>Question example - Since August 26, 2014, did you have any unwanted experiences in which someone put any object or any body part other than a penis into your vagina, anus or mouth? The body part could include a finger, tongue or testicles.

I've occasionally dropped those in there by accident, while I was trying to pull them out with the forceps.

Posted by: Deborah Nucatola at August 28, 2015 11:42 AM (E5UB0)

430 >>Testicles in the vagina or anus? That's one I've never heard of before.


Ooooh, I bet there's a really good story behind that survey question - something happened to prompt that.

If it's an email survey do you have any confidence that responses will be confidential? I mean, it's not like the government protects the (very) private data they collect....

Posted by: Mitchum at August 28, 2015 11:43 AM (NOIQH)

431 My guns won't bring his poor dead daughter back.

But taking the guns away from other people's daughters will keep them from defending themselves against violent progg nutcases, so he's got that going for him.

Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 11:43 AM (/kI1Q)

432 "The body part could include a finger, tongue or testicles. "

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 11:37 AM (fWAjv)

Wow, unwanted experiences like this happen to me at work all the time. Especially the tongue thing.

Posted by: Kate Upton at August 28, 2015 11:43 AM (laMCB)

433
"Alison Parker's father swearing that he's going to go after guns, and he's super determined, you guys?"



If you go back and look at all the shootings. There is a bunch of
them where the parents immediately start the "Gun Control" B.S., they
never cry, and wouldn't you know the shooter always has a Manifesto.



This is why you have a lot of people out there claiming "Hoaxes."
Who knows, but if my kid got shot...the last people I'm talking to are
the media, and the last thing I'm doing is striking up a political
debate in the name of my kid.



Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 11:42 AM (SJi0a)


Yep, people with human emotions, and human thoughts are battling the shock and horror, and beginning to mourn the loss of someone they love. They're not calculating how to use it for political gain.

That's what sociopaths do.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 11:44 AM (TOk1P)

434 Brystholder
Word for word: Breast holder
English equivalent: Brassiere

http://goo.gl/DVXGOC

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 28, 2015 10:27 AM (iQIUe)


Much the same in German: keepsemfromfloppen

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2015 11:44 AM (aRgrb)

435 >>Wow, unwanted experiences like this happen to me at work all the time. Especially the tongue thing.

Posted by: Kate Upton


Terry Richardson photo shoots, amirite?
Creepiest creeper.

Posted by: Mitchum at August 28, 2015 11:45 AM (NOIQH)

436 55 So I can slap the living fuck outta anybody who microaggresses me? Good to know, Sally.

Posted by: Dave, exiled in RI at August 28, 2015 10:04 AM (eQHGA)

It seems you can shoot them now.

Posted by: AdamPM at August 28, 2015 11:45 AM (nkNmj)

437 Much the same in German: keepsemfromfloppen

Heh.

German is as literal as Danish. Busenhalter = breast holder.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 11:46 AM (JtwS4)

438 419 I luv u, poppy.
Posted by: Jennifer Lopez at August 28, 2015 11:41 AM (cN9Sk

Poppy Montgomery?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 11:46 AM (QyBQv)

439
I always liked Lemmy's description of Motorhead as the band where, if they moved into the house next door, your lawn would die.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 28, 2015 11:46 AM (TuXs5)

440 "He should go after libs. THEY were the ones that got nut houses shut down."

Yes, how is that community based care working out?

The VA Tech shooter was also a psych hospital candidate yet nobody wanted to know.

Posted by: Decaf at August 28, 2015 11:46 AM (yZKzN)

441 Sveterpuppie hingenhanger

Posted by: Swedish at August 28, 2015 11:46 AM (laMCB)

442 DVDA?

It's the only way a woman of my age will get work in this industry. If you don't think that splits me open like a turkey on Thanksgiving, heh...

Posted by: Older "actress" at August 28, 2015 11:47 AM (XiVKO)

443 400 Has there been any discussion yet about Alison Parker's father swearing that he's going to go after guns, and he's super determined, you guys?

I feel horrible for the guy, but he sounded like a fool.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 11:34 AM (XiVKO)


Does he have any ideas for keeping guns out of the hands of criminals and crazy people? Because the only ideas I ever hear just keep guns out of the hands of those who would protect others from the criminals and crazies.

Posted by: Emmie (formerly Mindy) at August 28, 2015 11:47 AM (27veP)

444 419 I luv u, poppy.

Posted by: Jennifer Lopez at August 28, 2015 11:41 AM (cN9Sk



Poppy Montgomery?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 11:46 AM (QyBQv)


What about me? It isn't fair.

Posted by: David PED Papi Ortiz at August 28, 2015 11:47 AM (TOk1P)

445 >>> 364 I hear that the banned are going to get up a band, it will be called "the band of the banned".
Posted by: John Doh at August 28, 2015 11:22 AM (5x3KD

If Ace every gets around to writing a book using stuff from teh blog, I think a good candidate for the title could be "You Are All Banned." Since he banned himself from his own blog is 100% accurate!

Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 11:47 AM (hvf9s)

446 Jordan Ghawi's response after that shitheel Tyson asked him about gun control in the wake of his sister's murder...


'Here's the thing. We can try to politicize this and make some sort of polarizing debate and make this a tenet of the election. That's not what we're here to do right now. We're here to celebrate the lives of the victims that have been lost. If somebody wants to do harm to somebody, they're gonna find a way to do it, whether it be with a weapon such as a rifle or whether it be with any sort of means. We should actually start to think about why people are doing this, and the reason people are doing this is they want their names out there.'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 11:47 AM (fWAjv)

447 If Ace every gets around to writing a book using stuff from teh blog, I
think a good candidate for the title could be "You Are All Banned."


I would buy that.

Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 11:48 AM (/kI1Q)

448 Phew , I'm not sure how long I can be "good."

Posted by: donna



Want to stay out late with those ostracized guys.

80s ear worm.

http://tinyurl.com/oz2mxql

Posted by: overunder at August 28, 2015 11:48 AM (s1rnI)

449
For some reason everyone is sentimental about Pablo Escobar. I'm watching Narcos the netflix binge series and so far -- eh! It has this stupid narration.

I highly recommend Cocaine Cowboys Redux and Pablo Escobar Paradise Lost for decent flixs about old Pablo.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 28, 2015 11:48 AM (iQIUe)

450 >>Who knows, but if my kid got shot...the last people I'm talking to are the media, and the last thing I'm doing is striking up a political debate in the name of my kid.

^^^THIS^^^

My only guess is that they're caught up in the thought "if only he didn't have access to a gun he wouldn't have been able to do it." This is not so - crazy, violent people who want to strike find a way to strike, with or without a gun.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 11:48 AM (NOIQH)

451
Since August 26, 2014, did you have any unwanted experiences in which someone put any object or any body part other than a penis into your vagina, anus or mouth? The body part could include a finger, tongue or testicles.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 11:37 AM (fWAjv)

-------------------------------

Yes,, and it was Bernie Sanders!!!!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 28, 2015 11:48 AM (HSmrB)

452 Rasmussen Reports today:

"A new national telephone survey finds that 59% of Kikely Republican voters now believe Trump is likely to be their party's nominee for president in 2016, up barely from 57% a week ago. But the latest finding includes 29% who say a Trump nomination is Very Likely, a view shared last week by just 25%."

I have more company than I thought.

Posted by: Kevin C at August 28, 2015 11:48 AM (XQsoI)

453 Motorhead's on tour now, and probably one of the last times. If you want to see them, this is probably the tour.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 11:49 AM (XiVKO)

454 The Pope seems to be to Catholicism like Obama is to Americanism. No wonder two leftist people I know said good things about him (Pope) recently.

Posted by: Baldy at August 28, 2015 11:49 AM (sEXjW)

455 I don't know if this is still a live thread, or if you are still here, but this is one of those times when you have to ask yourslf: This is the AoSHQ... do I REALLY want to know what DVDA stands for?

You cannot unlearn some things.


Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 11:40 AM (TOk1P)




Here's probably all you need to know. Matt Stone and Trey Parker of South Park have used DVDA for the name of their band. And they probably think its absolutely hilarious.

Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 11:50 AM (zt+N6)

456 If somebody wants to do harm to somebody, they're gonna find a way to
do it, whether it be with a weapon such as a rifle or whether it be with
any sort of means.


Whole lotta sisters and daughters get stabbed, strangled, and beaten to death every year. But hey, at least they didn't try to shoot the guy, amirite?

(I really hate these people, if you can't tell.)

Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 11:50 AM (/kI1Q)

457 RWC,

Dumbass questions like that and the whole 'All about the FEELS!' crap is the reason I GTFO when I did.

Army filled with soldiers that can't shoot or move, but will be able to communicate how they feel.

*smfh*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 11:50 AM (zyIlW)

458 "This is why you have a lot of people out there claiming "Hoaxes." Who knows, but if my kid got shot...the last people I'm talking to are the media, and the last thing I'm doing is striking up a political debate in the name of my kid."

People will do anything not to postpone the pain for a while particularly when the media are there to offer "help".

Posted by: Decaf at August 28, 2015 11:50 AM (yZKzN)

459 Is Vic back yet?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 11:50 AM (LUgeY)

460 My only guess is that they're caught up in the
thought "if only he didn't have access to a gun he wouldn't have been
able to do it." This is not so - crazy, violent people who want to
strike find a way to strike, with or without a gun.



Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 11:48 AM (NOIQH)


It's also an argument with reality, and such arguments are never won. I can wish for a universe without guns, but the universe that would be created, where law-abiding citizens cannot possess guns is not that universe.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 11:51 AM (TOk1P)

461 I'm positive there are flowers in that painting....

and now for some mood music...

https://youtu.be/w5Fgp-KihIA


Sunshine, Lollipops, happiness....

I think Ogabe's NLRB just destroyed contract work this morning.

http://tinyurl.com/qhvqwhs

so now a contractor doesn't work for you know the f*ckers who cut him a check...

he's a "joint employee"...

we live in a weird mash-up of Calvin Ball and Humpty Dumpty....

"er f*ck you laws mean what I want them to mean"

//Ogabe

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 11:51 AM (BXOyX)

462 And I'm just going to leave this here.
http://is.gd/Sw1Gfa

Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 11:51 AM (/kI1Q)

463 Ooooh, I bet there's a really good story behind that survey question - something happened to prompt that.

Reads more like a 7th grader giggling as he uses naughty words

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 11:51 AM (39g3+)

464
People will do anything not to postpone the pain for a while particularly when the media are there to offer "help".


Yes, and it makes it all the more painful when the interest is gone....

Posted by: donna at August 28, 2015 11:52 AM (hUdMz)

465 I feel for Him, but this makes no sense..... The killer of His daughter hated straight white folks.... He made that clear.....

Maybe he should take His anger out on the one who whipped up all this hatred........



Doesn't advance the agenda.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 11:52 AM (FdFgz)

466 This is why you have a lot of people out there claiming "Hoaxes."
Who knows, but if my kid got shot...the last people I'm talking to are
the media, and the last thing I'm doing is striking up a political
debate in the name of my kid.



Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 11:42 AM (SJi0a)



Which shootings have been hoaxes?

Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 11:52 AM (zt+N6)

467 Titular de mama

Posted by: Spanish at August 28, 2015 11:53 AM (laMCB)

468 >>Is Vic back yet?

Yes!!! He dropped in yesterday afternoon. He had been taking care of an injured brother.
All is well.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 11:53 AM (NOIQH)

469 Buzzion is alive?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 11:53 AM (LUgeY)

470 Buzzion is alive?

He is? I want My flowers back!

Posted by: donna at August 28, 2015 11:54 AM (hUdMz)

471 Just googled DVDA, I know, I know never google anything here. Damn, should of listened.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 11:54 AM (sgrzZ)

472 Thinking the same thing. Thinking about RFK. The establishment had to stop him also.

Posted by: Just thinking out loud at August 28, 2015 11:35 AM (ShdUd)

I enjoyed the documentary Best of Enemies, about the Buckley/Vidal debates in '68. I wasn't alive then so having the spirit of the elections that year explained was illuminating. Racial tensions just like the ones we have now, it felt like. Felt way too much like we have just repeated history.

Hopefully the part about RFK does not get repeated in 2016, all the fingers crossed. Last thing this country needs.

Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 11:54 AM (hvf9s)

473 Is Vic back yet?



Yes. Yesterday. Said he had a lot to catch up on. Was taking care of an uncle who broke his leg. Methusala or Moses. Can't remember which one.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 11:54 AM (FdFgz)

474 My previous comment--had to retype since copy/paste resulted in an unacceptable character error. Hope you Morons appreciate my sacrifice.

Emile Antoon Khadaji: Thanks for the "Hating Breitbart" documentary tip!

Posted by: Kevin C at August 28, 2015 11:54 AM (XQsoI)

475 There. Are. FOUR! Bans!

Posted by: Capt. Picard at August 28, 2015 11:54 AM (2Ojst)

476 Just googled DVDA, I know, I know never google anything here. Damn, should of listened.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 11:54 AM (sgrzZ)


But yeah, it kinda makes sense with Huma's four jobs, right?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 11:55 AM (TOk1P)

477 Is Vic back yet?

Yeah he posted last night, getting settled in.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 11:55 AM (39g3+)

478 469 Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 11:53 AM (LUgeY)

so long as Buzzion is remembered he will never truly be gone...

Buzzion 2004-2015 RIP my fellow hobo hunter

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 11:55 AM (BXOyX)

479 Yes. Yesterday. Said he had a lot to catch up on. Was taking care of an uncle who broke his leg. Methusala or Moses. Can't remember which one.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 11:54 AM (FdFgz)

Adam.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 11:55 AM (2Ojst)

480 The thing about handguns is that at the ranges these murders happened, a knife would probably have done more damage. The only difference is he probably would have hit the cameraman first.

A knife cuts a much larger permanent cavity. If you've got the drop and room to swing, the victim doesn't have much hope.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 11:55 AM (XiVKO)

481 >>Reads more like a 7th grader giggling as he uses naughty words

I was thinking that they were attempting to hide what they really want to know: is same-sex sexual harassment up since you-know-what?
You can't "drop" a testicle in any orifice except a mouth, and that's not a common heterosexual practice (far as I know, but I'm not that hip, sooooo???). IIRC, a fairly recent survey of sexual harassment in military was ~ 40% same-sex.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 11:56 AM (NOIQH)

482 I'll have you know that I properly diagnosed, ordered parts for and fixed my own icemaker, with fresh cubes cascading into the bucket as we speak.

Uh huh, I'm bad.

Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 11:56 AM (Zs4uk)

483 The thing about handguns is that at the ranges these
murders happened, a knife would probably have done more damage. The
only difference is he probably would have hit the cameraman first.

A knife cuts a much larger permanent cavity. If you've got the drop and room to swing, the victim doesn't have much hope.


Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 11:55 AM (XiVKO)


That's true.

Posted by: AJ Sampson at August 28, 2015 11:57 AM (TOk1P)

484 That's a purdy picture, RD.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 11:57 AM (LUgeY)

485 Testicles in the vagina or anus? That's one I've never heard of before.

I was thinking the same thing.




Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 11:58 AM (/Ho8c)

486 485 Testicles in the vagina or anus? That's one I've never heard of before.

I was thinking the same thing.




Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 11:58 AM (/Ho8c)

I don't think they thought through all the permutations.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 11:59 AM (2Ojst)

487 >>> And I'm just going to leave this here.
http://is.gd/Sw1Gfa
Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 11:51 AM (/kI1Q)

A.P.E.X. would be a good name for a pseudo S.P.E.C.T.R.E., hah. And if it's a bureaucracy twice as frightening.

Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 11:59 AM (hvf9s)

488 The thing about handguns is that at the ranges these
murders happened, a knife would probably have done more damage.


Every cop I have talked to or have read is more afraid of knives than guns. Over and over I've seen it proved in tests that within a certain range, a knife is faster than a gun.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:00 PM (39g3+)

489 I am sitting back and waiting for the 1st pansieassed special snowflake with hurt feelings Brigade to into action.

Anywhere.

3rd Lieutenant pajamaboy will lead the initial assault. With assistance from 4th Sergeant cupcake of course.

The AAR won't contain many facts on the failure but the grievance counseling
will be epic.


Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 28, 2015 12:00 PM (wQ7l/)

490
Dumbass questions like that and the whole 'All about the FEELS!' crap is the reason I GTFO when I did.



Army filled with soldiers that can't shoot or move, but will be able to communicate how they feel.



*smfh*

Posted by: SMFH


So, kinda like the private sector but with better toys?

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 12:00 PM (/Ho8c)

491 There. Are. FOUR! Bans!

I think the bannings should be posted in the public square so we can know who did what to get embanninated.

And point and laugh.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 12:00 PM (JtwS4)

492
Older UK actresses and actors get work in the UK ALL THE TIME. Why? Because they are talented, versatile and accept that offers of starring roles with million dollar salaries dont last forever.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 28, 2015 12:00 PM (iQIUe)

493 487 Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 11:59 AM (hvf9s)

I'm trying to work up a "BUTT PLUG" acronym for a democrat terror organization....


Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:00 PM (BXOyX)

494
Testicles in the vagina or anus? That's one I've never heard of before.

I was thinking the same thing.

-------------------------

Balls deep ladies,,, balls deep....

Posted by: Carlos Danger at August 28, 2015 12:00 PM (HSmrB)

495
Backwards, I was the only who noticed you were gone. Remember that.

Posted by: Acme Soothsayer at August 28, 2015 12:01 PM (vDymq)

496 In Latin.

Hey, I had to do something while I was away...

Posted by: RetroPuer at August 28, 2015 12:01 PM (LUgeY)

497 Every cop I have talked to or have read is more afraid of knives than guns. Over and over I've seen it proved in tests that within a certain range, a knife is faster than a gun.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor


I believe it's 21 ft

Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 12:01 PM (sgrzZ)

498 "Which shootings have been hoaxes?"

I'm sorry Buddy , but apparently you haven't noticed, but I don't respond to people who respond with "East a Dick...Jackass!." Good Luck to You.

Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:01 PM (SJi0a)

499 SVEN!!! Good to see you!

Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 12:02 PM (hvf9s)

500 Every cop I have talked to or have read is more afraid of knives than guns. Over and over I've seen it proved in tests that within a certain range, a knife is faster than a gun.



21 feet. Tueller Drill.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 12:02 PM (FdFgz)

501 Every cop I have talked to or have read is more
afraid of knives than guns. Over and over I've seen it proved in tests
that within a certain range, a knife is faster than a gun.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:00 PM (39g3+)


As you're running toward the cop though, watch your step.

Posted by: Zombie Danny Crowe at August 28, 2015 12:03 PM (TOk1P)

502

One night in Bangkok...
Posted by: David Carradine at August 28, 2015 10:29 AM (2oWD2)

Standing on a chair
Fondling my pair
Cutting off my air
I overdid it there

Posted by: Charles' Johnson at August 28, 2015 12:03 PM (55orB)

503 "He is? I want My flowers back!"


If that don't beat all. Guy dies, speaks from the beyond, and, all he does is catch grief for it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 12:03 PM (LA7Cm)

504 497 Every cop I have talked to or have read is more afraid of knives than guns. Over and over I've seen it proved in tests that within a certain range, a knife is faster than a gun.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor


I believe it's 21 ft
Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 12:01 PM (sgrzZ)

Tueller drill. The point is to demonstrate that an attacker can cover 21 feet in roughly 1.5 seconds, which is the average time it takes to draw and fire.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:03 PM (2Ojst)

505 >>494
Testicles in the vagina or anus? That's one I've never heard of before.

Birthing the Puppies.

Posted by: Garrett at August 28, 2015 12:03 PM (jE7gh)

506 BUTT PLUG

Bastard
Undertakings
Through
The
Panhandlers
Landing
Underworld
Graft

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 12:03 PM (8XRCm)

507 The Tueller drill is the one where you try to get a gun out and beat someone coming at you with a knife. Usually, that's within 7 yards.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 12:03 PM (XiVKO)

508
he's a "joint employee"...

aka reliable (d) voter

Posted by: overunder at August 28, 2015 12:03 PM (s1rnI)

509 As God is my witness, I see an Ewok on the left in the painting eating the flowers. What does it mean?

Posted by: Strictly from apathy at August 28, 2015 12:03 PM (8n+U+)

510 Wouldn't it depend on the knife though? What is the size of the blade, is it ised in stabbing or in slashing motion, etc?
Discuss.

Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 12:03 PM (cbfNE)

511 I believe it's 21 ft

Posted by: wrg500


That's the commonly-accepted distance. I've seen that demonstration, and my conclusion was that 21 ft is on the low end if you're at lower stages of danger awareness.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 12:04 PM (/Ho8c)

512 Army filled with soldiers that can't shoot or move, but will be able to communicate how they feel.

With their "battle buddies" watching for trigger words and images.

As you're running toward the cop though, watch your step.

You could put an eye out

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:04 PM (39g3+)

513 MS,

Pretty much.

Emos with tanks.

Not a very cheery thought.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 12:04 PM (zyIlW)

514 499 Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 12:02 PM (hvf9s)

Beware I live...

of course Butte is trying to kill me with soot and smoke...

The fires are not a big worry here, but the aftertaste from where they are a problem is a bit much.

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:04 PM (BXOyX)

515 Standing on a chair
Fondling my pair
Cutting off my air
I overdid it there

----

First.Rate.Poetry.


*wipes tear*

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 12:04 PM (8XRCm)

516 It's also an argument with reality, and such arguments are never won. I can wish for a universe without guns, but the universe that would be created, where law-abiding citizens cannot possess guns is not that universe.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 11:51 AM (TOk1P

I'm sorry he lost his daughter, truly I am. I have girls that age. I can't imagine the pain and anger. That said.

He (murderer) did everything legal to obtain that gun. So now it's not about gun control, its about banning handguns. Call a spade a spade.

The murderer fired 8 shots, no scary magazine.
The murderer passed background checks, etc

Maybe if someone had dropped the dime on this guy about being violent perhaps he would have incurred a police record. But no one did.

If anyone starts flinging cat feces at my person or property the fucking cops are going to be called.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:05 PM (QyBQv)

517 Its just shocking really you don't want to list which shootings have been hoaxes. But then again based on what you've just said it seems pretty obvious you believe this latest shooting is another hoax.

Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 12:05 PM (zt+N6)

518 Backwards, I was the only who noticed you were gone. Remember that.

Duly noted, Soothie. It's nice to be missed.

Posted by: RetroPuer at August 28, 2015 12:05 PM (LUgeY)

519 Just look at the pretty flowers Lizzy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 12:05 PM (9mTYi)

520 Wouldn't it depend on the knife though? What is the size of the blade, is it ised in stabbing or in slashing motion, etc?

It makes a difference, but one step and an extended arm gives you about two yards immediately.

Of course... all this assumes the knife is out already. If your gun is out already, the timing is a bit different.

The problem is, its easier to conceal a knife you have out than a gun, usually.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:06 PM (39g3+)

521 With their "battle buddies" watching for trigger words and images.

As you're running toward the cop though, watch your step.

You could put an eye out

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:04 PM (39g3+)

----

Not if you wear your PT belt you wont.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 12:06 PM (8XRCm)

522 DVDA?!! I call that Ye Ole Double-Double.


Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 12:06 PM (NpXoL)

523 Birthing the Puppies.

Posted by: Garrett


The fvck?

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 12:06 PM (/Ho8c)

524 510 Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 12:03 PM (cbfNE)

If you've decided it's time for aggressive shaving it's hard to argue against...

the smatchet

http://tinyurl.com/pgnnw6k

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:06 PM (BXOyX)

525
Ace also said he'll ban anyone who makes anymore fish or cheese puns.

Posted by: Acme Soothsayer at August 28, 2015 12:07 PM (vDymq)

526 Backwards, I was the only who noticed you were gone. Remember that.

Duly noted, Soothie. It's nice to be missed.



Backwards Boy is dead?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 12:07 PM (JtwS4)

527 525
Ace also said he'll ban anyone who makes anymore fish or cheese puns.
Posted by: Acme Soothsayer at August 28, 2015 12:07 PM (vDymq)

Well that's crappie.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:07 PM (2Ojst)

528 Is Ace sleeping off his Val-U-Rite fueled banning tirade?

I heard there was some last night.. but I don't even wanna go into that thread!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 28, 2015 12:08 PM (so+oy)

529 I get a warm, snuggly feeling from being on this website.... almost like I've been morning drinking, which I have.

Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 12:08 PM (jjaLl)

530 >>> of course Butte is trying to kill me with soot and smoke...

Utah is too. We are getting smog from all the surrounding state's fires, CA, CO, etc. Talk about porous borders! Doing a number on my lungs but we got a little rain this week, has helped.

Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 12:08 PM (hvf9s)

531 I am sitting back and waiting for the 1st pansieassed special snowflake with hurt feelings Brigade to into action.

--------------------------------------------------------------
Good point.
I remember a time when accountability for ones actions was certain. Not by the authorities, by the people in the vicinity.
It is not part of what I see going on. Even on this blog. People too scared to stand for "truth, justice, and the American way" ( I like George Reeves as Superman)
Help me, Protect me. Insert "dick-tater" here. I will protect you.

Posted by: Just thinking out loud at August 28, 2015 12:08 PM (ShdUd)

532 Ace also said he'll ban anyone who makes anymore fish or cheese puns.

By the way, does this shop have any Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:09 PM (39g3+)

533 Bipartisans
United
To
Take
Pillage
Loot
Und
Grab

Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 12:09 PM (O7MnT)

534 529 Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 12:08 PM (jjaLl)

We're working on a case....of scotch....

//Martin Riggs swimming with Murtaugh

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:09 PM (BXOyX)

535 Well that's crappie.

Posted by: Insomniac

Such a curd. I bet he flounders with that.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 12:09 PM (sgrzZ)

536 No cheese puns? Now I'm feeling bleu.

Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at August 28, 2015 12:09 PM (HstNY)

537 Ace also said he'll ban anyone who makes anymore fish or cheese puns.
Posted by: Acme Soothsayer at August 28, 2015 12:07 PM (vDymq)

----

So.... Ace said we can kiss his Dairy Air???

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 12:09 PM (8XRCm)

538 Such a curd. I bet he flounders with that.
Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 12:09 PM (sgrzZ)

----

We ought to punning just for the halibut.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 12:10 PM (8XRCm)

539
*conducts seance*

*invokes the spirit of Buzzion*


Buzzion, Buzzion
Now dead and not fakin'
Tell us Dear Departed,
Does Heaven have bacon?


Rap on the table three times for a "Yes"
Once for a "no"

Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2015 12:10 PM (KUa85)

540 It took several days for the twitter mob and the leftists to figure out how to respond to the church shooting. It took off like wildfire once they grabbed a hold of the confederate flag, but the church's humble, loving, and Christ-like response really threw them for a loop.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:10 PM (39g3+)

541 Backwards Boy is dead?

And so it begins...

And no, you can't have my, um, that, uh, thing. That you want. Whatever it is.

ATC is my legal executrix.

Posted by: RetroPuer at August 28, 2015 12:11 PM (LUgeY)

542 530 Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 12:08 PM (hvf9s)

Here's to breathing....

I think the Swiss Family 10077 is either going to go scout out Anaconda, drive to Seattle, or go up to Alberta today....

or maybe be shut-ins and have lad and pac play "Little Vault People" on their droids while I hook up the Xbox One...

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:11 PM (BXOyX)

543
Backwards Boy is dead?

This is how it's done, everyone.

Posted by: Acme Soothsayer at August 28, 2015 12:11 PM (vDymq)

544 538 Such a curd. I bet he flounders with that.
Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 12:09 PM (sgrzZ)

----

We ought to punning just for the halibut.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 12:10 PM (8XRCm)

It's my sole source of entertainment.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:11 PM (2Ojst)

545 So.... Ace said we can kiss his Dairy Air???

Posted by: fixerupper

somewhere there is a Laughing Cow.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 12:11 PM (sgrzZ)

546 Wall of text warning.
-----
I was hoping that the Morning Dump might link to this. Worth reading the entire article, but here is an excerpt:

"There are disturbing ramifications if media discussions are indeed driving us to become a more grievance-minded society. Willard Gaylin, one of the world’s preeminent psychology professors, writes about the dangers of “grievance collecting” in his book Hatred: The Psychological Descent into Violence:

Grievance collecting is a step on the journey to a full-blown paranoid psychosis. A grievance collector will move from the passive assumption of deprivation and low expectancy common to most paranoid personalities to a more aggressive mode. He will not endure passively his deprived state; he will occupy himself with accumulating evidence of his misfortunes and locating the sources. Grievance collectors are distrustful and provocative, convinced that they are always taken advantage of and given less than their fair share. . . .

Underlying this philosophy is an undeviating comparative and competitive view of life. Everything is part of a zero-sum game. Deprivation can be felt in another person’s abundance of good fortune.

At the heart of the grievance collector’s worldview is that he is not responsible for the condition of his life; a vast conspiracy of malevolent individuals and forces is entirely at fault. There is always someone else to blame, and the Virginia shooter quickly finds ways to excuse his actions and deflect the responsibility to others."

http://tinyurl.com/nhatart

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 12:11 PM (9mTYi)

547
So.... Ace said we can kiss his Dairy Air???

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 12:09 PM (8XRCm)



Shhhh... I think I hear him coming.

Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 12:11 PM (Zs4uk)

548 If someone can make a pun about minnows and cheez whiz go right ahead and do it.

I got nothing.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 28, 2015 12:12 PM (wQ7l/)

549 "No cheese puns? Now I'm feeling bleu. "


It'll brie tough but I'm sure we will make it through.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 12:12 PM (LA7Cm)

550 Shhhh... I think I hear him coming.
Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 12:11 PM (Zs4uk)


Sounds of Ewok ecstasy?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:12 PM (2Ojst)

551 ATC is my legal executrix.

You've been holding on to that one for a long time, haven't you?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:12 PM (39g3+)

552 >>Just look at the pretty flowers Lizzy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,


Heh. I should know better than to discuss sex at AoSHQ.
I always end up doing the Bing--> Shock--> Regret cycle. Blissfully unaware FTW!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 12:13 PM (NOIQH)

553 551,

Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 12:13 PM (zyIlW)

554 Shhhh... I think I hear him coming.
Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 12:11 PM (Zs4uk)

-----

*raises eyebrow Spock like

*types

*deletes

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 12:13 PM (8XRCm)

555 525
Ace also said he'll ban anyone who makes anymore fish or cheese puns.
Posted by: Acme Soothsayer at August 28, 2015 12:07 PM (vDymq)

If you eat fish with dairy, you will die.

Posted by: Leviticus at August 28, 2015 12:13 PM (55orB)

556 540 It took several days for the twitter mob and the leftists to figure out how to respond to the church shooting. It took off like wildfire once they grabbed a hold of the confederate flag, but the church's humble, loving, and Christ-like response really threw them for a loop.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:10 PM (39g3+)



I really think part of that was Obama's fault. He starts talking about grieving and then immediately goes into gun control mode. Spending the bulk of his speech on it. Too much for even the media to get behind so quickly so they had to go another route, and it couldn't just be blame Republicans cause those stupid God lovers were connecting to the victims through Christianity.

Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 12:13 PM (zt+N6)

557 I heard there was some last night.. but I don't even wanna go into that thread!


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry


That does sound terrifying.



Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 12:13 PM (/Ho8c)

558 548 If someone can make a pun about minnows and cheez whiz go right ahead and do it.

I got nothing.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 28, 2015 12:12

I'm a shiner happy person. There is your minnow.

cheez whiz, i got nothing either

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:13 PM (QyBQv)

559 Maybe if someone had dropped the dime on this guy about being violent
perhaps he would have incurred a police record. But no one did.


Of course not. That would have been rayciss.

Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 12:14 PM (/kI1Q)

560 >>If someone can make a pun about minnows and cheez whiz go right ahead and do it.

*ahem*

Posted by: Pepperidge Farm at August 28, 2015 12:14 PM (NOIQH)

561 somewhere there is a Laughing Cow.
Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 12:11 PM (sgrzZ)

------


There's somthing is the way she moooo's...

Attracts me like no udder lover.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 12:15 PM (8XRCm)

562 These fish puns are driving me in seine.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:15 PM (2Ojst)

563
I'll just leave this here.


http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/donald-trumps-napoleon-moment/


*walks away whistling*

Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2015 12:15 PM (KUa85)

564 >>Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 12:06 PM (/Ho8c)



Pretty sure Urban Dictionary has your answers.

Posted by: Garrett at August 28, 2015 12:15 PM (jE7gh)

565 Man, Buck Dharma, Carly Fioriana. And now The BenK. Talk about the podcast hitting the big time!

Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 12:15 PM (zt+N6)

566 It makes a difference, but one step and an extended arm gives you about two yards immediately.

Of course... all this assumes the knife is out already. If your gun is out already, the timing is a bit different.



Bing "Tueller Drill".
The drill, in class, was to have the "perp" rush an officer, while pulling a knife, and the officer attempt to DRAW a holstered weapon before he was cut.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 12:16 PM (FdFgz)

567 "cheez whiz, i got nothing either "



I dunno, you're pretty Kraft-y.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 12:16 PM (LA7Cm)

568 >>Maybe if someone had dropped the dime on this guy about being violent
perhaps he would have incurred a police record. But no one did.


Just like Nidal Hassan.
We've been conditioned to tolerate behavior from certain demographics because of "privilege" or something.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 12:16 PM (NOIQH)

569 Y'all gonna make me lose my RIND, up in here, up in here.

Posted by: The Cheese Shop Boards at August 28, 2015 12:16 PM (55orB)

570 >>If someone can make a pun about minnows and cheez whiz go right ahead and do it.


I would, but I've got bigger fish to fry.

Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 12:16 PM (O7MnT)

571
Whoa
Megyn Kelly is leaving Fox?

that confirmed?

Posted by: Yo! at August 28, 2015 12:16 PM (q+zA9)

572 Take me to your Liederkranz.

Posted by: Stinky cheese alien at August 28, 2015 12:17 PM (W5DcG)

573 If someone can make a pun about minnows and cheez whiz go right ahead and do it.

-----


Cheez whiz Walleye....... thats quite a shiner you got.

Posted by: The Beaver at August 28, 2015 12:17 PM (8XRCm)

574 559 Maybe if someone had dropped the dime on this guy about being violent
perhaps he would have incurred a police record. But no one did.

-------------------------------------------------------------
A little bit of civic responsibility.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Just thinking out loud at August 28, 2015 12:17 PM (ShdUd)

575 I dunno, you're pretty Kraft-y.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill


Please, you just want to butter him up.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 12:17 PM (sgrzZ)

576 //Martin Riggs swimming with Murtaugh


Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:09 PM (BXOyX)

Maybe it's just the beers talkin (and thinkin'), but are you saying you're watching Lethal Weapon with a case of Scotch?

Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 12:18 PM (jjaLl)

577 "But then again based on what you've just said it seems pretty obvious you believe this latest shooting is another hoax."

O.k. Let's get it On!

First of all...have you ever been shot.? Well I have. I was shot in the face by an illegal Alien in Los Angles in the 80's.

Second...I've done my homework...and I don't really respect the opinion of someone who believes the reality of our country is what is spoon fed to them thru the MSM...kinda like you.

Third...What exactly do you care what I believe or don't believe. Because I could care less what you think....your opinion means nothing.

Forth...I don't like to talk about Hoaxes....and yes there have been some...no question, and anyone who hasn't figured that out yet...knows nothing. It all started because I know there are others who are on the same page, and when talking about this stuff people get very emotional, similar to talking about 911. If you disagree...that's Great...I have no desire to talk to you anyway.

Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:18 PM (SJi0a)

578 Lizzy - The "look at the pretty flowers" thing was just a meme aimed at the flower painting at the top of the thread. No reference to yourself. Just got here, didn't know you were here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 12:18 PM (9mTYi)

579 Sweet dreams are made of cheese,
Who am I to diss a Brie?

Posted by: The Cheese Shop Boards at August 28, 2015 12:19 PM (55orB)

580 Gentleman Rancor's out on a spree
Damned from here to eternity
Gawd have mercy on such as we
Baa! Baa! Baa!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 11:14 AM (xq1UY)


Canadian guitar hero David Wilcox has a song called "God is on a Bender". Good tune, and not really disrepectful, if you listen right through it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2015 12:19 PM (aRgrb)

581 Maybe it's just the beers talkin (and thinkin'), but are you saying you're watching Lethal Weapon with a case of Scotch?
Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 12:18 PM (jjaLl)

After law school, I couldn't watch those movies any more without tallying up all the civil rights violations and outright crimes they committed from start to finish.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:19 PM (2Ojst)

582 554 Shhhh... I think I hear him coming.
Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 12:11 PM (Zs4uk

Was it the labored breathing that gave it away?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:19 PM (QyBQv)

583 After law school, I couldn't watch those movies any more without tallying up all the civil rights violations and outright crimes they committed from start to finish.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:19 PM (2Ojst

You took that schooling to heart, didn't you?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:20 PM (QyBQv)

584 >>> Maybe if someone had dropped the dime on this guy about being violent
perhaps he would have incurred a police record. But no one did.

This guy was obviously mentally disturbed. I think if you've been treated or prescribed certain anti-psychotics you are barred from buying guns, right?

Maybe if the left would focus on mental health and getting people the care they need things would improve. But it's not as sexy as BLM SJW crap, so nope. Sigh.

Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 12:20 PM (hvf9s)

585 556 540 It took several days for the twitter mob and the leftists to figure out how to respond to the church shooting. It took off like wildfire once they grabbed a hold of the confederate flag, but the church's humble, loving, and Christ-like response really threw them for a loop.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:10 PM (39g3+)



I really think part of that was Obama's fault. He starts talking about grieving and then immediately goes into gun control mode. Spending the bulk of his speech on it. Too much for even the media to get behind so quickly so they had to go another route, and it couldn't just be blame Republicans cause those stupid God lovers were connecting to the victims through Christianity.

Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 12:13 PM (zt+N6)



Somewhat but leftards catch on quickly to emotional manipulation.

This is the MADD model, which has proven so effective politically.

No one wants to touch a parent's grief.


Also, one great thing about the Progs is that they always always always try to secure some kind of victory for their supporters.

Always.

Whereas our pols always try to kick us in the nuts.

or for the Ladies-

*bows*

*tips hat*

a cunt punt.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2015 12:20 PM (KUa85)

586 Why are we being baited about fish and cheese puns?

Posted by: Positive Waves at August 28, 2015 12:21 PM (MQEz6)

587 Maybe if someone had dropped the dime on this guy about being violent
perhaps he would have incurred a police record.
--------------------

Nidal Hassan.

People feared being deemed racists, or some other label. Political correctness has diminished our ability to react to situations sanely.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 12:21 PM (9mTYi)

588 Mr Divines article is interesting. Except for the fact that many of those "individualistic libertarians and social conservatives" are joining the ranks of the fatalists.

We are getting nothing any way and being to like it.

Might as well throw a bit more gas on fire if the result is going to be the same any way.

Right Mr.Divine?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 28, 2015 12:22 PM (wQ7l/)

589 First of all...have you ever been shot.? Well I have. I was shot in the face by an illegal Alien in Los Angles in the 80's.

All things being equal, I'd rather not have that happen.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:22 PM (39g3+)

590 Forth...I don't like to talk about Hoaxes....and yes there have been some...no question, and anyone who hasn't figured that out yet...knows nothing. It all started because I know there are others who are on the same page, and when talking about this stuff people get very emotional, similar to talking about 911. If you disagree...that's Great...I have no desire to talk to you anyway.

Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:18 PM (SJi0a)



So why can't you list them? Why can't you help educate those who know nothing? It seems you really don't actually have a problem talking about hoaxes. Since you are the one that has brought them up. You just don't seem to want to say which shootings have been hoaxes for some reason.

Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 12:22 PM (zt+N6)

591 576 Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 12:18 PM (jjaLl)

In Lethal Weapon 3 that was when Riggs and Murtaugh "bonded"...



http://tinyurl.com/pg8jwev

I'm sorta grieving that Joe Pesci's character was never strapped to a JATO tube in the series....

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:22 PM (BXOyX)

592 583 After law school, I couldn't watch those movies any more without tallying up all the civil rights violations and outright crimes they committed from start to finish.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:19 PM (2Ojst

You took that schooling to heart, didn't you?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:20 PM (QyBQv)

Yeah, I did. I couldn't watch police procedurals or courtroom dramas anymore either because I'd catch all kinds of mistakes. I also couldn't suspend disbelief anymore, as a lot of the things the lawyers in those shows did were unrealistic, or would get them arrested, disbarred or both.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:22 PM (2Ojst)

593 These fish puns are driving me in seine.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:15 PM (2Ojst)

Don't trot that line through here.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 28, 2015 12:23 PM (JO9+V)

594 Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:22 PM (2Ojst

You still a practicing attorney?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:23 PM (QyBQv)

595 After law school, I couldn't watch those movies any more without tallying up all the civil rights violations and outright crimes they committed from start to finish.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:19 PM (2Ojst


In many ways, this is the story of TFG.

Posted by: RetroPuer at August 28, 2015 12:23 PM (LUgeY)

596
Political correctness has diminished our ability to react to situations sanely.


.........
When one of the 911 hijacker got on the plan in Maine on 911, the ticket counter agent thought Muhammed Atta or one of the others was acting very much like a terrorist.
But he didn't want to be a racist and didn't say anything.......

Posted by: Yo! at August 28, 2015 12:23 PM (q+zA9)

597 This guy was obviously mentally disturbed. I think if you've been treated or prescribed certain anti-psychotics you are barred from buying guns, right?

Maybe if the left would focus on mental health and getting people the care they need things would improve. But it's not as sexy as BLM SJW crap, so nope. Sigh.
Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 12:20 PM (hvf9s)

Typically you have to be adjudicated as a mental defective or involuntarily committed for mental illness. Just having or being treated for mental illness - which covers a lot of things and not all of which would be harmful to others - is not disqualifying.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:23 PM (2Ojst)

598 593 These fish puns are driving me in seine.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:15 PM (2Ojst)

Don't trot that line through here.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 28, 2015 12:23 PM (JO9+V)

This crappie is getting bad.

The Swiss have better sense than to mess around with this Muenster.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:24 PM (QyBQv)

599 That American Conservative article is pretty good - I guess I'd be a "fatalist" in his system - but what seems clear now may be totally different in a few weeks. Its a long, long road to the election still.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:24 PM (39g3+)

600
"If someone can make a pun about minnows and cheez whiz go right ahead and do it.

I got nothing."
I like to lure the minnows with cheeze wiz. Then I drop a big rock on them. Yes, I'm no gouda guy.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 28, 2015 12:24 PM (m3iiU)

601 "You just don't seem to want to say which shootings have been hoaxes for some reason."

Again....it's all out there for you to see, read, and hear. Your either too lazy or in complete denial.

Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:24 PM (SJi0a)

602 584 Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 12:20 PM (hvf9s)

of course then they'll further weaponize psychiatry and declare wanting a gun is psychosis itself...

being a moonbat means never having to say "sorry" or master "cause and effect"

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:25 PM (BXOyX)

603 Also, one great thing about the Progs is that they always always always try to secure some kind of victory for their supporters.

Always.

Whereas our pols always try to kick us in the nuts.

or for the Ladies-

*bows*

*tips hat*

a cunt punt.



Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2015 12:20 PM (KUa85)



Yeah but their first options are gun control and racist Republicans. I think Obama killed the gun control plan because he was immediately propping up the bodies behind him before they were even cold. And couldn't really go after the Repubs. So its moving down the list and they arrived at the Confederate Battle flag.

Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 12:25 PM (zt+N6)

604 Just having or being treated for mental illness - which covers a lot of things and not all of which would be harmful to others - is not disqualifying.
Posted by: Insomniac
----------------
Depends on the individual state.
They vary widely.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 12:26 PM (9mTYi)

605 >>> Whoa
Megyn Kelly is leaving Fox?that confirmed?
Posted by: Yo! at August 28, 2015 12:16 PM (q+zA9)

It's talking about her future plans, if I'm reading Gateway Pundit correctly; I assume she'd serve out her current contract.

But it says she wants to go mainstream, and they mention CNN. Since when the crap is CNN mainstream? Heading NBC Nightly News, maybe. But CNN in my mind is a downgrade. Though all 7 of their viewers and people stuck in airports will be pleased.

Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 12:26 PM (hvf9s)

606 After law school, I couldn't watch those movies any more without tallying up all the civil rights violations and outright crimes they committed from start to finish.

Yeah but nearly every cop movie ever made at least ends up that way. Whatever the case, whatever the story, they end up blowing up all the evidence and killing every suspect. I know, its more interesting than a trial but still.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:26 PM (39g3+)

607 597 Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:23 PM (2Ojst)

Yup....

the station will argue if sued without understanding the hypocritical irony involved that they were simply his employer not his keeper...

never mind they'd flame any other business using that out.

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:26 PM (BXOyX)

608 >> The "look at the pretty flowers" thing was just a meme aimed at the flower painting at the top of the thread

Never mind!!

Posted by: Lizzy "Lettilla" at August 28, 2015 12:27 PM (NOIQH)

609 602 584 Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 12:20 PM (hvf9s)

of course then they'll further weaponize psychiatry and declare wanting a gun is psychosis itself...

being a moonbat means never having to say "sorry" or master "cause and effect"
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:25 PM (BXOyX)

And therein lies the problem. Politicization of mental illness would be inevitable. Stalin did this very thing against dissenters and dissidents.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:27 PM (2Ojst)

610 Insomnia,

Not much different with us military types that will rip a military-themed movie to shreds.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 12:27 PM (zyIlW)

611 605 Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 12:26 PM (hvf9s)

She's going to find out that her audience will not follow her to moonbatopia....

there are cuter spokesbabes....

Robin Meade comes to mind.

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:27 PM (BXOyX)

612 *slowly steps away from maddogg*


Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 10:16 AM (2oWD2)


Good move.... I have it on good authority that Ace bought his BanHammer from Gallagher.
Or wear a plastic poncho.

btw, the voices in my head are a good authority, they told me so!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 28, 2015 12:28 PM (kKHcp)

613 Again....it's all out there for you to see, read, and hear. Your either too lazy or in complete denial.
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian
----------------

No.
You make the assertion, you offer hard facts, evidence, data. Otherwise, your 'point' has no validity.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 12:28 PM (9mTYi)

614 After law school, I couldn't watch those movies any
more without tallying up all the civil rights violations and outright
crimes they committed from start to finish.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:19 PM (2Ojst)

Sounds like an AWESOME drinking game! And applicable for a host of different movies...

Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 12:28 PM (jjaLl)

615 Not much different with us military types that will rip a military-themed movie to shreds.
Posted by: SMFH
----------------

Hold it.
Rambo isn't a training film?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 12:29 PM (9mTYi)

616 Yeah but nearly every cop movie ever made at least ends up that way. Whatever the case, whatever the story, they end up blowing up all the evidence and killing every suspect. I know, its more interesting than a trial but still.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:26 PM (39g3+)

Oh I know, it would be a really boring movie otherwise. It's just that once that filter gets put on, it's hard to take it off.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:29 PM (2Ojst)

617 No.

You make the assertion, you offer hard facts, evidence, data. Otherwise, your 'point' has no validity.



Posted by: Mike Hammer


I agree. At least one example would be nice.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 12:29 PM (/Ho8c)

618 Again....it's all out there for you to see, read, and hear. Your either too lazy or in complete denial.

Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:24 PM (SJi0a)



Can't trust that. After all they could be compromised by information from the media. Or could be in on it and pushing false flag operation like you say Alex Jones is.

Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 12:30 PM (zt+N6)

619 "Otherwise, your 'point' has no validity."

Again....why would I care what you think? Your opinions are just as "Valid" as mine Genius!

Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:30 PM (SJi0a)

620 after I started shooting action shooting sports like 3-Gun, USPSA and IDPA, it is challenging to ignore all the gun stuff movies and TV get absolutely wrong

Posted by: Yo! at August 28, 2015 12:30 PM (q+zA9)

621 Are you guys hearing that Megyn Kelly is looking to leave Fox News.



Reported at Gateway Pundit.

Posted by: prescient11 at August 28, 2015 12:30 PM (q5APL)

622 After law school, I couldn't watch those movies any more without
tallying up all the civil rights violations and outright crimes they
committed from start to finish.



Textile history school ruined period films for me. I'm all staring at the hems on the togas shaking my head in disgust instead of staring at Russell Crowe.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 12:30 PM (/kI1Q)

623 The best cheese puns havarti been made.




I guess you haddock be there.

Posted by: overunder at August 28, 2015 12:30 PM (s1rnI)

624 So,

Hollywood knows fuck-all about the law, the military, or cops.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 12:31 PM (zyIlW)

625 Can't trust that. After all they could be compromised by information from the media. Or could be in on it and pushing false flag operation like you say Alex Jones is.
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 12:30 PM (zt+N6)

Don't forget to hit the infowars store at infowars.com and buy my vitamin supplements!

It'll make your boners better and may or may not turn you into the incredible hulk overNIGHT!

Posted by: Alex Jones at August 28, 2015 12:31 PM (AkOaV)

626 610 Insomnia,

Not much different with us military types that will rip a military-themed movie to shreds.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 12:27 PM (zyIlW)

I imagine so. Having learned and experienced something like that from the inside, it's tough to watch a movie about it without going "Oh come ON, that's bullshit!"

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:31 PM (2Ojst)

627 People feared being deemed racists, or some other label. Political correctness has diminished our ability to react to situations sanely.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 12:21 PM (9mTYi)

----------------------------------------------------------
My vote for thread winner.
"STOP THAT" (not wanting to scare anyone with capital letters)
Say it. Look the offender in the eye. You don't have to say anything else. (Try not to piss your pants) Count to ten (one Mississippi) And most of them will run away scared.
If they don't run away scared. You can.

Posted by: Just thinking out loud at August 28, 2015 12:31 PM (ShdUd)

628 But it says she wants to go mainstream, and they mention CNN. Since when the crap is CNN mainstream? Heading NBC Nightly News, maybe. But CNN in my mind is a downgrade. Though all 7 of their viewers and people stuck in airports will be pleased.

IIRC, Fox viewers outnumber CNN viewers by a factor of a few exponents. Which makes sense if you're a leftard.

Progressivism is a mental disease.

Posted by: RetroPuer at August 28, 2015 12:31 PM (LUgeY)

629 Lovely painting. Thank you, rdbrewer. The way my morning has been going I needed that.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at August 28, 2015 12:32 PM (u0lmX)

630 So let me get this straight... Everybody here believes that every single shooting since 2009 is completely legit?

Because if that's the case...I don't belong here!

Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:32 PM (SJi0a)

631 "Please, you just want to butter him up."


No whey, not me.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 12:32 PM (LA7Cm)

632 @577 Everybody look at this, because it's just the sort of thing Ace said would get you banned. Nothing wrong with the argument itself, whatever it is, but it's sprinkled with ad-hominems without any reason for them. That's not Being Nice. Ahem.

OK now.
"I'm not saying let's take away guns. I'm just saying let's make it harder for people with mental issues...to purchase guns."

That's pretty much NRA doctrine, but before the reporter's father got to that, he had to get his licks in on can-kicking and the bad old NRA and what have you. He's just all over the place. Flailing. For the Children.

And right on cue, Gov of Va., a Gun Owner Himself of course, is about to introduce a lotsa-buncha new gun laws. Did not mention Gay Battle Flags.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 12:32 PM (xq1UY)

633 Again....why would I care what you think? Your opinions are just as "Valid" as mine Genius!
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian
--------------------

I have offered no opinion, if I had, I would have offered substance to support it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 12:32 PM (9mTYi)

634 IIRC, Fox viewers outnumber CNN viewers by a factor of a few exponents. Which makes sense if you're a leftard.

Progressivism is a mental disease.
Posted by: RetroPuer at August 28, 2015 12:31 PM (LUgeY)


So is that what happened?

"Hey Megyn -- take out Trump, and we'll give you a prime time slot on CNN"

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 12:32 PM (AkOaV)

635 Just a Bing search of "shooting hoaxes"

They all have a common theme pretty much.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/q7f9wox

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 28, 2015 12:33 PM (wQ7l/)

636 621 Are you guys hearing that Megyn Kelly is looking to leave Fox News.
-----

Good, let the door hit her in her cute little ass as she walks out.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:33 PM (QyBQv)

637 So why can't you list them? Why can't you help educate those who know nothing? It seems you really don't actually have a problem talking about hoaxes. Since you are the one that has brought them up. You just don't seem to want to say which shootings have been hoaxes for some reason.
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 12:22 PM (zt+N6)


This post is a hoax. The real buzzion is dead. Notice the punctuation... That's how you tell this one is an impostor.

Posted by: wooga at August 28, 2015 12:33 PM (66gs3)

638 the smatchet

http://tinyurl.com/pgnnw6k
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:06 PM (BXOyX)

It looks like a small Roman sword.

Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 12:34 PM (cbfNE)

639 629 Lovely painting. Thank you, rdbrewer. The way my morning has been going I needed that.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at August 28, 2015 12:32 PM (u0lmX)

Sorry to hear that Donna. Is the "Woman" keeping you down?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:34 PM (QyBQv)

640 630 So let me get this straight... Everybody here believes that every single shooting since 2009 is completely legit?

Because if that's the case...I don't belong here!
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:32 PM (SJi0a)

Well, ummm...

::thinks about ace's sword of damocles ban hammer::

... I got nothing, guys.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 12:34 PM (AkOaV)

641

Let me bring you love from the field
poppies red and roses filled with summer rain
To heal the wound and still the pain

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 28, 2015 12:34 PM (FATJZ)

642
It looks like a small Roman sword.
Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 12:34 PM (cbfNE)

I'll show you proper-sized one.

Posted by: Biggus Dickus at August 28, 2015 12:34 PM (2Ojst)

643 First!

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 12:35 PM (OGm46)

644 So let me get this straight... Everybody here believes that every single shooting since 2009 is completely legit?

Yeah.
Like the so-called "moon-landing".

*winks knowingly*

Posted by: overunder at August 28, 2015 12:35 PM (s1rnI)

645 It's just that once that filter gets put on, it's hard to take it off.

Yeah its like starting to recognize leftist bias and ideological forcing. Once you see it, you can't avoid seeing it and it is incredibly frustrating and annoying. Ruined stuff I used to like.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:35 PM (39g3+)

646 Again....why would I care what you think? Your opinions are just as "Valid" as mine Genius!

Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian

Except your selling your "opinion" as fact.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 12:35 PM (sgrzZ)

647 They all have a common theme pretty much.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/q7f9wox
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 28, 2015 12:33 PM (wQ7l/)


Without clicking through -- is the common theme the je-- er, I mean "international bankers"?

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 12:35 PM (AkOaV)

648 "I have offered no opinion"

Wrong.....you have made it clear that you are completely convinced that there is no "Validity" to the possibility that the media and the government is lying to you. Well prove it then! "I saw on TV"...isn't quite good enough for a lot of people.

Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:35 PM (SJi0a)

649 643
First!

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 12:35 PM (OGm46)


That was funny!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 12:35 PM (jjaLl)

650 Can we see Megyn naked before she leaves?

Is it OK to ask that? Does it violate the new civility rules?

Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2015 12:36 PM (6xtq3)

651 It's late August. The vine-y weeds are drawing in food from the leaves to the rootball to survive the coming winter. So now is the time to hose (or wipe) the vine weed leaves with RoundUp.

Backyard behind the garage has been treated. Am taking a hydration break then on to the front yard where the shrubs are wearing a canopy of vine-y weeds. These get wiped with cotton balls dipped in RoundUp.

Let the vines, over the next few weeks, suck up all the RoundUp to the rootball and voila!, no more vine-y weeds next spring.

Die! Die! Die!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 28, 2015 12:36 PM (JO9+V)

652 643 First!
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 12:35 PM (OGm4

well, if you identify as first, who am I to tell you that you're not?

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 12:36 PM (AkOaV)

653 after I started shooting action shooting sports like 3-Gun, USPSA and IDPA, it is challenging to ignore all the gun stuff movies and TV get absolutely wrong


So no 12 shot revolvers?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 12:36 PM (FdFgz)

654 Insomniac,

Does make for some awesome hilarity.

Oh, btw, THIS movie, made by vets, for vets. Coming out next year.

Ranger 15

http://www.armytimes.com/story/entertainment/2015/05/12/tim-kennedy-dakota-meyer/27171151/

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 12:36 PM (zyIlW)

655 Speaking of battle flags, I saw a truck yesterday flying the Blood-Stained Banner, which is not something you see much up here in cities with giant monuments to the Union dead. Usually you just see the square battle flag.

Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 12:36 PM (/kI1Q)

656 638 Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 12:34 PM (cbfNE)

an iteration of the Welsh Trench Sword, which traces its roots back to the Celtic Leaf Swords in antiquity...

http://tinyurl.com/oc5gkme

I like the classics...

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:36 PM (BXOyX)

657 "Except your selling your "opinion" as fact."

I believe it is fact....You believe what ever you want to believe.

Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:36 PM (SJi0a)

658 I'm with Professor Farnsworth on the Moon landing. It was a hoax. They landed on Venus by accident!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 28, 2015 12:37 PM (wQ7l/)

659 Those Poppies are making me sleepy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 12:37 PM (9mTYi)

660 650 Can we see Megyn naked before she leaves?

Is it OK to ask that? Does it violate the new civility rules?
Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2015 12:36 PM (6xtq3


YES
NO

Next

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:37 PM (QyBQv)

661 https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/range-15-movie#/story

Almost a million dollars raised.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 12:37 PM (zyIlW)

662 Without clicking through -- is the common theme the je-- er, I mean "international bankers"?



Silver dimes!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 12:37 PM (FdFgz)

663 Wrong.....you have made it clear that you are completely convinced that there is no "Validity" to the possibility that the media and the government is lying to you. Well prove it then! "I saw on TV"...isn't quite good enough for a lot of people.
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:35 PM (SJi0a)

Well, it's not on us to prove that things happened the way that everyone thinks they happened.

It's on you to prove they didn't.

Right?

So I think we're a pretty open minded bunch -- if you're going to be talking about "shooting hoaxes", why not share your work with the class instead of tossing around insults?

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 12:37 PM (AkOaV)

664 Last!

Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 12:37 PM (2oWD2)

665 >>> "Hey Megyn -- take out Trump, and we'll give you a prime time slot on CNN"

I will believe anything at this point. So much wheeling and dealing behind the scenes will do that.

Here is link to GP for those wanting the Kelly article:

http://tinyurl.com/qcquava

Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 12:37 PM (hvf9s)

666
The problem with telling the left to focus on mental health over gun control is that they will turn it into another way to attack firearms owners.
I have found that many of the ant-gun types think people who own guns are nuts.
There areleftist gun control proposals wherehaving taken an anti-depressant at any time would disqualify you from ever owning firearms. Got depressed because your parents were killed in a car accident and took some Paxil for a few months? Too bad. You're nuts. No guns for you.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 28, 2015 12:37 PM (m3iiU)

667 642 Posted by: Biggus Dickus at August 28, 2015 12:34 PM (2Ojst)

My nickname was ironic in more ways than one....

//Little John

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:37 PM (BXOyX)

668 643 Hahahahahahaha THREADWINNAH!!!

Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 12:38 PM (LAliD)

669 Die! Die! Die!

No one who speaks German could be a bad man.

Posted by: Sideshow Bob's parole board at August 28, 2015 12:38 PM (/kI1Q)

670 I've been reading the comments today, and I must say, all of them are wonderful.

Posted by: Soona at August 28, 2015 12:38 PM (P25Hh)

671 Ace also said he'll ban anyone who makes anymore fish or cheese puns.

Also, he'll pistol-whip the next person to say "shenanigans".

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 12:38 PM (9krrF)

672 Holy shit.

The guys got William Shatner to play in the movie.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 12:38 PM (zyIlW)

673 IIRC, Fox viewers outnumber CNN viewers by a factor of a few exponents. Which makes sense if you're a leftard.


So let me get this straight... Everybody here believes that every single shooting since 2009 is completely legit?

I'm not sure what you mean by "legit," I am hoping you can explain and give us a sample of what you're talking about. Do you mean details wrong, misleading reporting etc? Because yeah, the press always gets it wrong. But do you mean "it never happened, it was all CGI" because then you lose me.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:38 PM (39g3+)

674 And Keith David!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 12:39 PM (zyIlW)

675 I'm sorry Buddy , but apparently you haven't noticed, but I don't respond to people who respond with "East a Dick...Jackass!." Good Luck to You.

Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:01 PM (SJi0a)


I take it that means you can't back up your assertions. Typical.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2015 12:39 PM (aRgrb)

676 The new civility rules frighten and confuse me.

Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2015 12:39 PM (6xtq3)

677 I believe it is fact....You believe what ever you want to believe.

Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian


Then you should be able to back it up with ah....facts.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 12:39 PM (sgrzZ)

678 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:34 PM (QyBQv)

Nah. I've had to deal with several Dr. Gods this morning.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at August 28, 2015 12:39 PM (u0lmX)

679 So why can't you list them? Why can't you help
educate those who know nothing? It seems you really don't actually have
a problem talking about hoaxes. Since you are the one that has brought
them up. You just don't seem to want to say which shootings have been
hoaxes for some reason.

Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 12:22 PM (zt+N6)


JFK man, he's talking about JFK. You know, when Proctor and Gamble ordered the fake assassination due to the Great Flouride Conspiracy.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 12:39 PM (TOk1P)

680 Somebody better make me laugh because my customers are threatening to make my head explode. The big one.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 12:39 PM (OGm46)

681 Got depressed because your parents were killed in a car accident and took some Paxil for a few months? Too bad. You're nuts. No guns for you.

That's why I get all my drugs illicitly.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 28, 2015 12:39 PM (FATJZ)

682 666 Exactly correct

Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 12:40 PM (LAliD)

683
Ummmmm...... going mainstream and going to to CNN is not the same thing

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 12:40 PM (8XRCm)

684 So I think we're a pretty open minded bunch -- if you're going to be talking about "shooting hoaxes", why not share your work with the class instead of tossing around insults?
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 12:37 PM (AkOaV

We are not expected to believe the news or the government per his wack-a-doodle. I guess we have to prove our point, which we didn't raise, with death certificates and autopsy reports.

Fuck average Hector troll

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:40 PM (QyBQv)

685 I imagine there have been some shooting hoaxes, here and there. But real small shit, like someone trying a life insurance scam.

The issue here is whether there are any shooting hoaxes that are part of a "gun control" scheme. The answer is NO. If there are, list one. It's easy to find noose hoaxes, swastika hoaxes, and on and on for the hate speech schemes.... So why can't you name one gun control shooting hoax?

Posted by: wooga at August 28, 2015 12:40 PM (66gs3)

686 JFK man, he's talking about JFK. You know, when Proctor and Gamble ordered the fake assassination due to the Great Flouride Conspiracy.

Sure it's not about how the moon landings were faked in a gravel pit outside The Slough?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 12:40 PM (9krrF)

687 The problem with telling the left to focus on mental health over gun control is that they will turn it into another way to attack firearms owners.
I have found that many of the ant-gun types think people who own guns are nuts.



It's all about control. Period.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 12:40 PM (FdFgz)

688 Hasn't this thread gone on long enough? Unless, of course, Ace is taking a long weekend in which case we should at least get a new painting.

Posted by: Decaf at August 28, 2015 12:40 PM (yZKzN)

689 @655 Ohio is a Border State. I can't leave the neighborhood in either direction without passing a great big General Lee's Headquarters flag. Never saw them before this last thing blew up. They're four by six, too. Cost extra.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 12:40 PM (xq1UY)

690 Apparently he was lying that he only doesn't respond to people that have told him to, "eat a dick."

Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 12:40 PM (zt+N6)

691 675 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2015 12:39 PM

In New America facts are for pussies...

we have devolved into a voluntarily self-delusory insane asylum AOP....

were I able to say honestly I could guarantee utility to you in your financial endeavors I'd ask you to sponsor me up north.

This nation is just about finished.

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:41 PM (BXOyX)

692 Speaking of battle flags, I saw a truck yesterday
flying the Blood-Stained Banner, which is not something you see much up
here in cities with giant monuments to the Union dead. Usually you just
see the square battle flag.


Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish


What racist-@ss city do you live in, h8r? ;-)

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 12:41 PM (/Ho8c)

693 IIRC, Fox viewers outnumber CNN viewers by a factor of a few exponents. Which makes sense if you're a leftard.

Well I think its less about viewers and ratings than about being in the kool kids klub with the other journalists. She's probably tired of being snubbed for being on Fox and wants to be invited to the cocktail parties.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:41 PM (39g3+)

694 "But do you mean "it never happened, it was all CGI" because then you lose me."

One person seems to think that she has evidence that most of these shootings have been conducted by professional actors and actresses.

Others look like they are buying into the theory.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 28, 2015 12:41 PM (wQ7l/)

695 Nah. I've had to deal with several Dr. Gods this morning.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at August 28, 2015 12:39 PM (u0lmX

Look at them straight in the eye and ask them, "If you're so damn good why are you practicing medicine?" That should get you a paid vacation through the State.

JK don't do it.

Deep breaths, deep breaths

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:42 PM (QyBQv)

696 "Also, he'll pistol-whip the next person to say "shenanigans".


What about hijinx? Skullduggery? Tomfoolery?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 12:42 PM (LA7Cm)

697 676 Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2015 12:39 PM (6xtq3)

Just smile and nod a lot....

add in inscrutable smiles and oddly placed giggles....


Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:42 PM (BXOyX)

698 Nood thread hoax.

Posted by: wooga at August 28, 2015 12:43 PM (66gs3)

699 687 The problem with telling the left to focus on mental health over gun control is that they will turn it into another way to attack firearms owners.
I have found that many of the ant-gun types think people who own guns are nuts.



It's all about control. Period.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 12:40 PM (FdFgz)

Yup. And they will expand the definition of mental illness to encompass things like devout religious beliefs, being pro-life and openly espousing strict adherence to the Constitution.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:43 PM (2Ojst)

700 The problem with telling the left to focus on mental health over gun control is that they will turn it into another way to attack firearms owners.
I have found that many of the ant-gun types think people who own guns are nuts.
There areleftist gun control proposals wherehaving taken an anti-depressant at any time would disqualify you from ever owning firearms. Got depressed because your parents were killed in a car accident and took some Paxil for a few months? Too bad. You're nuts. No guns for you.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 28, 2015 12:37 PM (m3iiU)

This is undoubtedly true, and why I back away from "WE NEED MORE MENTAL HEALTH - TYPE GUN CONTROL".

Has anyone here ever looked at DSM-V?

If someone wanted to, they could certainly find any number of disorders to assign to everyone in the entire country.

Easiest way to get back door gun control.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 12:43 PM (AkOaV)

701
685 Let's take a different approach.
Idiocracy, do you believe that the "Newtown massacre" was a hoax???
Direct question which requires a direct answer.
Let's see where we go with this

Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 12:43 PM (LAliD)

702 696 "Also, he'll pistol-whip the next person to say "shenanigans".


What about hijinx? Skullduggery? Tomfoolery?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 12:42 PM (LA7Cm)



Where's Rod Farva when you really need him.

Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 12:44 PM (zt+N6)

703 689 Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 12:40 PM (xq1UY)

We're not even allowed to show raw pride in our state's role in the ACW "for the good guys" anymore SD....

Ancestors were in the Ohio Volunteer Cav

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:44 PM (BXOyX)

704 This is all really interesting because....if you guys really believed there was no "Validity" to what I believe. You would have just ignored the original comment.

Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:44 PM (SJi0a)

705 That American Conservative article is pretty good - I guess I'd be a "fatalist" in his system - but what seems clear now may be totally different in a few weeks. Its a long, long road to the election still.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:24 PM (39g3+)



I suppose I would be a fatalist too, under this guy's system.

But, without the weird vaguely negative spin he puts on it.

In this case, and many others I'm sure, my "fatalism" was taught to me by the Republican Party.

They have completely deranged the political process by no longer acting in their voters interests and in fact directly acted against their voters interests and damaged the middle and lower classes.

The elite, the rich- like Zuckerberg and others have taught me that they have zero fellow feeling and love for their Brother and Sister Americans,

in fact they hold an antipathy toward us.

They want the benefits of living in American society without the responsibilities.

Compare them to the "Robber Barons" who build libraries and hospitals and loved America to these feckless fucks.

They can all die in a fire as far as I'm concerned.

My fave is Cruz.

But if it's Trump- I don't care.


Voting Republican has gotten me nothing and made our nation worse by their cowardice and inability to act honorably.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2015 12:44 PM (KUa85)

706 Easiest way to get back door gun control.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 12:43 PM (AkOaV)

Nobody's taking my back door gun!

Posted by: Reggie Love at August 28, 2015 12:45 PM (2Ojst)

707 Have you heard of the cascade theory of mass delusion? You likely have experienced it over the past cultural "shift" on gay marriage.

Well, Hillary is putting that totalitarian tool to work once more.
http://tinyurl.com/pw6smvy

Posted by: Rick Tingles at August 28, 2015 12:45 PM (GHoXc)

708 674 And Keith David!
Posted by: SMFH
-------------------
My favorite character actor.
Hi, btw.

Posted by: Chi at August 28, 2015 12:45 PM (5QTeW)

709 Yup. And they will expand the definition of mental illness to encompass things like devout religious beliefs, being pro-life and openly espousing strict adherence to the Constitution.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:43 PM (2Ojst)

-----

Well...... Homeland security already uses those metrics to identify domestic terrorists.... so..... why not?

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 12:45 PM (8XRCm)

710 He should go after libs. THEY were the ones that got nut houses shut down.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 11:38 AM (FdFgz)

That was the Supreme Court. O'Connor v. Donaldson, 1975.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 28, 2015 12:45 PM (oKE6c)

711 700 Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 12:43 PM (AkOaV)

DSM V will look apolitical compared to DSM VI if we win back power in 2016....

Caitlyn Jenner?

Perfectly healthy mentally....

Ted Cruz is the nut.

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:45 PM (BXOyX)

712 Got depressed because your parents were killed in a car accident and took some Paxil for a few months? Too bad. You're nuts. No guns for you.

That's the problem. You voted for who?? oh you're mentally disturbed. You think what about homosexuality/transexuals/pedophilia/insert hot button issue?? Oh you can't have a gun....

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:45 PM (39g3+)

713 Hello, fellow 'Rons and 'Ettes!

It's that time of year again, and I've been contemplating a reprise of last year's shindig; tentatively looking at Saturday evening, October 17. I've also been exploring other venues in the same general area as last year's (didn't care for the one-long-table setup).

So:

Any takers?

Interested parties let me know: swohmome @ mail.com (NOT a typo).

Posted by: speedster1 at August 28, 2015 12:45 PM (xfE5u)

714
So let me get this straight... Everybody here believes that every single shooting since 2009 is completely legit?



Because if that's the case...I don't belong here!

Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian
Speaking for myself, I am open-minded to the possibility that there are very, very few things that would be beneath this administration in order to accomplish Xir objectives. However, most of the high-profile shootings that surface in my recent memory seem to have rational explanations that square with the supporting evidence.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 12:46 PM (/Ho8c)

715 One person seems to think that she has evidence that most of these shootings have been conducted by professional actors and actresses.

Others look like they are buying into the theory.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 28, 2015 12:41 PM (wQ7l/)

This is Alex Jones' entire shtick.

I have friends who buy in to this stuff. I've even humored them and looked at their irrefutable proof and uh -- yeah, anyways. Civility and all I suppose... I'll just say I have a hard time buying it.

But hey, to each his own I guess, right?

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 12:46 PM (AkOaV)

716 General Lee's Headquarters flag

Is that the "Army of Northern Virginia" flag?

Posted by: Sideshow Bob's parole board at August 28, 2015 12:47 PM (/kI1Q)

717 Rap on the table three times for a "Yes"
Once for a "no"

Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2015 12:10 PM (KUa85)


Now you've done it. All your fault for the earworm.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7Jvsbcxunc

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2015 12:47 PM (aRgrb)

718 Sven, here's what the smatchet reminded me of, the Roman pugio

http://www.museumreplicas.com/p-281-roman-pugio.aspx

Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 12:47 PM (cbfNE)

719 688 Hasn't this thread gone on long enough? Unless, of course, Ace is taking a long weekend in which case we should at least get a new painting.

Posted by: Decaf at August 28, 2015 12:40 PM (yZKzN)

------------------------------------------------------------
Or he might be too scared to command his own blog.
Just kidding don't ban hammer me. Won't kiss the ring though. Have a set. You Tube might be able to tell a old stick in the mud how to chance an ID address. Then again maybe not.
Even HULK can't pick up Thor's hammer.

Posted by: Just thinking out loud at August 28, 2015 12:47 PM (ShdUd)

720 685 Let's take a different approach.
Idiocracy, do you believe that the "Newtown massacre" was a hoax???
Direct question which requires a direct answer.
Let's see where we go with this

Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 12:48 PM (LAliD)

721 Voting Republican has gotten me nothing and made our nation worse by their cowardice and inability to act honorably.

Like Ace said, I get the same thing either way, so what's my motivation?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:48 PM (39g3+)

722 Nood thread hoax.
Posted by: wooga at August 28, 2015 12:43 PM (66gs3)

----

Ace's new civility rules compel me to refrain from a "proper" response to your tomfoolery.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 12:48 PM (8XRCm)

723

Banned for making us stare at a bunch of flowers for three hours.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 28, 2015 12:48 PM (kdS6q)

724 There is no nood, only Zuul.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 12:48 PM (LA7Cm)

725
aparently it is a hoax that there were any chicks on Ashly Maddison


Ashly Maddison= biggest sausage fest ever

Posted by: Yo! at August 28, 2015 12:49 PM (q+zA9)

726 722 Nood thread hoax.
Posted by: wooga at August 28, 2015 12:43 PM (66gs3)

----

Ace's new civility rules compel me to refrain from a "proper" response to your tomfoolery.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 12:48 PM (8XRCm)

It's OK as long as your invective is organic, sustainable and locally sourced.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:49 PM (2Ojst)

727 Since I decided that I have no intention of following any new laws, I no longer get stressed over gun control talk.

Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2015 12:49 PM (6xtq3)

728 718 Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 12:47 PM (cbfNE)

Nice...

yup similar ideas...

hell the Celts likely "borrowed" it from Rome or vice versa....

the design is WICKED on slicing.

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:49 PM (BXOyX)

729 In fact, objectively, we were better off with the Democrats in charge of congress because then the GOP was actually fighting and acting like opponents rather than cringing servants.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:49 PM (39g3+)

730 It should take a lot for someone to lose one of their rights.

Not as easy as, say, losing your rights because someone accused you of domestic abuse.

Which is the road the mental health stuff is going down. They want it as easy to lose a right, forever, because you asked someone for help.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 12:49 PM (XiVKO)

731 704 This is all really interesting because....if you guys really believed there was no "Validity" to what I believe. You would have just ignored the original comment.
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:44 PM (SJi0a)

Well, I suppose we could ignore you, but that would be uncivil and impolite and that's just NOT WHO WE ARE HERE at the hq.

But to throw out a big claim like that then to back off and say, "well fine if you don't agree with my claim that I made then backed off of, that means you're falling for their plan..." well, what do you want us to do with that?

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 12:50 PM (AkOaV)

732 No blood for poppies, Obama!

Posted by: Fritz at August 28, 2015 12:50 PM (3tjn4)

733 "You would have just ignored the original comment."



I did.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 12:50 PM (LA7Cm)

734 aparently it is a hoax that there were any chicks on Ashly Maddison

Hey, there's one for every 7000 guys!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:50 PM (39g3+)

735 670
I've been reading the comments today, and I must say, all of them are wonderful.

Posted by: Soona at August 28, 2015 12:38 PM (P25Hh)


Aren't they, though? Like a refreshing bowl of soothing yummies....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 12:50 PM (jjaLl)

736 IC do you buy into the hoax theories yourself or just saying that some people do?

That is the way it looks to me. I would ask that if you do believe in any of the theories to provide some back up for that.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 28, 2015 12:51 PM (wQ7l/)

737 734 aparently it is a hoax that there were any chicks on Ashly Maddison

Hey, there's one for every 7000 guys!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:50 PM (39g3+)

They're gonna be real sore.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:51 PM (2Ojst)

738
Ace's new civility rules compel me to refrain from a "proper" response to your tomfoolery.

Posted by: fixerupper


We should thank Ace (pbuh) for blessing us with his new merciful laws. We are truly unworthy of such a loving, benevolent Head Ewok.

Also, wooga, you need to provide proof and documentation to support your argument that there is thread noodity. Preferably with a bibliography.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 12:51 PM (/Ho8c)

739 Bruce Jenner just wants to meet a man who treats him like a normal woman.

Not gonna happen you stupid git. Wearing a dress don't make you a lady, it makes you a man in a dress.

Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 12:51 PM (xWW96)

740 729 In fact, objectively, we were better off with the Democrats in charge of congress because then the GOP was actually fighting and acting like opponents rather than cringing servants.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:49 PM (39g3+)



Obama was getting what he wanted and we lost a lot. But at least it wasn't Obama getting what he wanted and the GOPe declaring victory and to shut up and take it.

Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 12:51 PM (zt+N6)

741 Idiocracy, do you believe that the "Newtown massacre" was a hoax???

I find that class of conspiracy theory rather interesting.

I wonder how much of it is an overly developed skepticism that does not account for people not making neat records, even for real events.

And how much of it is because the real events aren't real.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 28, 2015 12:51 PM (0NdlF)

742 Who the fuck is eating anchovies?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2015 12:51 PM (Ck8hC)

743 "Ashly Maddison= biggest sausage fest ever"


Everybody knows.........backpage.com.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 12:51 PM (LA7Cm)

744 734 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:50 PM (39g3+)

1 chick for every 7000 dudes?

So it is "Red China Simulator" then?


Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:52 PM (BXOyX)

745 Bruce Jenner just wants to meet a man who treats him like a normal woman.


What's his wife think about that?

Posted by: Sideshow Bob's parole board at August 28, 2015 12:52 PM (/kI1Q)

746 742 Who the fuck is eating anchovies?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2015 12:51 PM (Ck8hC)

Sorry, I haven't douched in...well, ever.

Posted by: Hillary! at August 28, 2015 12:52 PM (2Ojst)

747
720 Not answering a direct question. Hrrm.
685 Let's take a different approach.
Idiocracy, do you believe that the "Newtown massacre" was a hoax???
Direct question which requires a direct answer.
Let's see where we go with this

Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 12:52 PM (LAliD)

748 676
The new civility rules frighten and confuse me.

Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2015 12:39 PM (6xtq3)

Wait...no, you're right! Now this thread is like a black, smoldering bowl of horrors!*runs screaming to the refrigerator*

Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 12:52 PM (jjaLl)

749 It should take a lot for someone to lose one of their rights.

I agree. One of the prices of freedom is that every once in a while something bad happens. Its the cost of everyone having as much liberty as possible - people abuse it sometimes, and pay a high price for it.

But the left is moving in on both ends: they are both restricting liberty at all times while making people pay less and less a price for their violation.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:53 PM (39g3+)

750 735 Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 12:50 PM (jjaLl)

It's like someone LITERALLY ripped open my chest and pumped sunshine directly into my left ventricle...

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:53 PM (BXOyX)

751 Is that the "Army of Northern Virginia" flag?


Posted by: Sideshow Bob's parole board


Negative. It's the one with the "A" shape. Link in nic.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 12:53 PM (/Ho8c)

752 Not gonna happen you stupid git. Wearing a dress don't make you a lady, it makes you a man in a dress.

Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 12:51 PM (xWW96)

________________________

I could loan him a couple of pantsuits,, maybe that would help..

Posted by: Carlos Danger at August 28, 2015 12:53 PM (HSmrB)

753 the design is WICKED on slicing.
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:49 PM (BXOyX)

I could use a smatchet for making a stir-fry

Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 12:53 PM (cbfNE)

754 749 It should take a lot for someone to lose one of their rights.

I agree. One of the prices of freedom is that every once in a while something bad happens. Its the cost of everyone having as much liberty as possible - people abuse it sometimes, and pay a high price for it.

But the left is moving in on both ends: they are both restricting liberty at all times while making people pay less and less a price for their violation.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:53 PM (39g3+)

You should have the same due process rights you'd have before the state can take away your freedom (put you in jail) if they want to take away your 2A rights.

As in, full jury trial.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 12:53 PM (AkOaV)

755 Should the blog offer grief counseling to those banned under the Civility Act of 2015?

Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2015 12:53 PM (6xtq3)

756 682
666 Exactly correct

Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 12:40 PM (LAliD)

So, phrasing still isn't a thing anymore?

Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 12:54 PM (jjaLl)

757 Sorry, I haven't douched in...well, ever.
Posted by: Hillary! at August 28, 2015 12:52 PM (2Ojst

That makes Huma known as "Old Iron Tongue"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:54 PM (QyBQv)

758 Negative. It's the one with the "A" shape. Link in nic.


Huh. I've never seen that one before.

Posted by: Sideshow Bob's parole board at August 28, 2015 12:54 PM (/kI1Q)

759 745 Posted by: Sideshow Bob's parole board at August 28, 2015 12:52 PM (/kI1Q)

You'd have to take the NBA player's amigos out of her hoo, mouth, and rather ample arse to get an answer beyond "mmmfffmmmm ohhhh"

Kardassian hoo is weapons grade crazy evidently.

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:54 PM (BXOyX)

760 Okay, actually, that *is* a typo:

No spaces.

I blame Globull Warmening and my big fat fingers (but mostly...)

Posted by: speedster1 at August 28, 2015 12:54 PM (xfE5u)

761 Chi!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 12:55 PM (zyIlW)

762 755 Should the blog offer grief counseling to those banned under the Civility Act of 2015?
Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2015 12:53 PM (6xtq3)

Well, at the very least they should give counseling to those of us living with survivors guilt.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 12:55 PM (AkOaV)

763 No seriously:

"This researcher analyzed the data and found only 12,000 actual, real women using Ashley Madison. That means for every 7750 men, there were 3 women."

http://tinyurl.com/pg7wvt5

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:55 PM (39g3+)

764 All noods are hoaxes

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 12:55 PM (9mTYi)

765 I think most of us agree that there is an element of hoax in shooting statistics though. It's pretty well documented that any time a gun comes out in a school, it goes on somebody's notepad as a "school shooting" even if it's foiled, even if it's a one-shot suicide, even if it's a toy gun, even if it's gang-bangers driving past. That's a kind of hoax, and much bitten on by your LIV's.

Remember Thomas Eagleton? That's when I decided I'd never willingly visit a psychological practitioner of any stripe. Things have changed now, of course: all you have to do is act up in class (well, it's "acting out" now) and you're in the book.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 12:55 PM (xq1UY)

766
*damn it*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 28, 2015 12:55 PM (HSmrB)

767 "This researcher analyzed the data and found only 12,000 actual, real women using Ashley Madison. That means for every 7750 men, there were 3 women."

http://tinyurl.com/pg7wvt5
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:55 PM (39g3+)

Sounds like Silicon Valley

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 12:56 PM (AkOaV)

768 Who the fuck is eating anchovies?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2015 12:51 PM (Ck8hC)



Sorry, I haven't douched in...well, ever.

Posted by: Hillary! at August 28, 2015 12:52 PM (2Ojst)

I'm trying to eat lunch here.

Posted by: BignJames at August 28, 2015 12:56 PM (HtUkt)

769 764 All noods are hoaxes
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 12:55 PM (9mTYi)

Says you!!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:56 PM (QyBQv)

770 Huh. I've never seen that one before.


Posted by: Sideshow Bob's parole board


There were scads of different variations of battle flags carried by the various Confederate regiments. Nowhere near as standardized as the Union units, even late in the war.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 12:56 PM (/Ho8c)

771 "All noods are hoaxes"


But not all hoaxes are noods. It's a riddle.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 12:56 PM (LA7Cm)

772 768 Who the fuck is eating anchovies?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2015 12:51 PM (Ck8hC)



Sorry, I haven't douched in...well, ever.

Posted by: Hillary! at August 28, 2015 12:52 PM (2Ojst)

I'm trying to eat lunch here.
Posted by: BignJames at August 28, 2015 12:56 PM (HtUkt)

So is Huma, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Hillary! at August 28, 2015 12:57 PM (2Ojst)

773 It's like someone LITERALLY ripped open my chest and pumped sunshine directly into my left ventricle...



That's just the Drain-O.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 12:57 PM (Yu4ah)

774 (well, it's "acting out" now) and you're in the book.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 12:55 PM (xq1UY

And given a "Diagnosis" with "Medication"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:57 PM (QyBQv)

775 Hollywood knows fuck-all about the law, the military, or cops.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 12:31 PM (zyIlW)


Or anything else, for that matter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2015 12:57 PM (aRgrb)

776 Poppies! Poppies will make Ace sleepy...

Posted by: Elphaba at August 28, 2015 12:57 PM (vgIRn)

777 You know, the important shit!


The Democratic National Committee is expected on Friday to adopt a resolution expressing its support for the Black Lives Matter movement, a DNC official said.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 12:57 PM (fWAjv)

778
Charlie Gasparino of Fox News on Joe Biden.

"Do democrats really want to elect Forrest Gump?"

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 12:57 PM (OiFtZ)

779 "well, what do you want us to do with that?"

I'm just saying look into it. There is nothing can be done to prevent me from believing what I believe at this point. I am an educated person. I have been paying attention to this stuff for a very long time. I'm simply saying as your fellow American..."Hey....something is happening, watch out!"

I don't want to get specific mainly because it is very emotional for some, and some are in complete denial, and in most cases people do not have the capability to even talk about it, because they think they won't fit in with the cool kids. There is plenty of evidence out there.

Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:58 PM (SJi0a)

780 Even the poppies are starting to stink at this point.

Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2015 12:58 PM (sPO3u)

781 STILL with the flowers? Sheesh.

Posted by: Deborah Nucatola at August 28, 2015 12:58 PM (E5UB0)

782 "This researcher analyzed the data and found only 12,000 actual, real women using Ashley Madison. That means for every 7750 men, there were 3 women."

http://tinyurl.com/pg7wvt5
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:55 PM (39g3+)

Sounds like Silicon Valley



Sounds like Wednesday night at any bar.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 12:58 PM (FdFgz)

783 If you want Hollywood to get the details in a movie right, make sure it's about pedophilia.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 12:58 PM (XiVKO)

784 Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:58 PM (SJi0a)

thats some cryptic shit, bud.

MAx asked you a direct question. Promise none of us will get emotional and go to the feinting couch if you answer.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 12:59 PM (AkOaV)

785 780 Even the poppies are starting to stink at this point.
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2015 12:58 PM (sPO3u

It's the fish.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:59 PM (QyBQv)

786 I don't want to get specific mainly because...

OK well have a nice life. We tried.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:59 PM (39g3+)

787 That was uncalled for.

Posted by: Forrest Gump at August 28, 2015 12:59 PM (zyIlW)

788
779 Asked you a direct question three times
Is this your answer???

Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 12:59 PM (LAliD)

789 Because if that's the case...I don't belong here!

Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:32 PM (SJi0a)


By golly, I do believe you're beginning to get a glimmer of a clue!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2015 01:00 PM (aRgrb)

790 Is Ace bored by Kindler Gentler AoSHQ already?

Posted by: I mean, I can see why at August 28, 2015 01:00 PM (ZtFr+)

791 It's like someone LITERALLY ripped open my chest and pumped sunshine directly into my left ventricle...


Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:53 PM (BXOyX)

Thanks Sven! You got me back on track with that one.....
Nice kittehs....nice puppies.....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 01:00 PM (jjaLl)

792 Huma is not pretty. She may be "exotic" but she is not pretty.

I'm sick of the msm telling me who attractive their favorites are.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 01:01 PM (OGm46)

793 There is plenty of evidence out there.

Isn't that what they used to say on The X Files?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 28, 2015 01:01 PM (W5DcG)

794 I love it here now (again). It's like it was whenI came here and why I stayed.

Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 01:01 PM (LAliD)

795 Let me try a different tack: Idiocracy, which shooting in the last 15 years do you believe was the most glaring example of a faked shooting, and why do you believe that to be the case?

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 01:02 PM (XiVKO)

796 "promise none of us"

No...you may promise...but this ain't my first rodeo.

Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 01:02 PM (SJi0a)

797 "perhaps he would have incurred a police record. But no one did. "

"This guy was obviously mentally disturbed. I think if you've been treated or prescribed certain anti-psychotics you are barred from buying guns, right? "


Not in Virginia, and I don't think any other state. The treatment has to be involuntary...federal rules are involuntary hospitalization/commitment and VA includes some involuntary outpatient treatment http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-308.1C2

Posted by: SarahW at August 28, 2015 01:02 PM (3fTXW)

798
It's like someone LITERALLY ripped open my chest and pumped sunshine directly into my left ventricle...

-----

yah, yah..... and dont it feel GOOD!!

Posted by: Katrina and the Waves at August 28, 2015 01:02 PM (8XRCm)

799 792 Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 01:01 PM (OGm46)

I'd hit it!

//HILLARY!

No seriously she would why do you think I was sending d*ck pics to minors?

//Antknee HOT DOG Wienah

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:02 PM (BXOyX)

800 800!


(it had to be done)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 28, 2015 01:03 PM (UQGss)

801 The Civility Act of 2015 has the unintended consequence of discouraging serious discussion. I'm OK with focusing on boob talk.

Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2015 01:03 PM (6xtq3)

802 I don't want to get specific mainly because it is
very emotional for some, and some are in complete denial, and in most
cases people do not have the capability to even talk about it, because
they think they won't fit in with the cool kids. There is plenty of
evidence out there.

Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian


Well, in that case, all I can say is thanks for the warning.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 01:03 PM (/Ho8c)

803 I don't want to get specific mainly because...

you got nothing.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 01:03 PM (sgrzZ)

804
784 Hiya MNH
Refusal to answer a direct question gets you banned at Vox Popoli

Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 01:03 PM (LAliD)

805 Well, at the very least they should give counseling to those of us living with survivors guilt.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 12:55 PM (AkOaV)


When in doubt, bake a pie ...


That'll be $50.00.

Posted by: Adriane therapist Critic ... at August 28, 2015 01:03 PM (qOsoH)

806 I think most of you missed him trying to claim that the airline crash where the name of the pilot got put out as Sum Ting Wong wasn't some screw up but actually a secret admittance that nefarious acts are going on.

Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 01:04 PM (zt+N6)

807 800!


(it had to be done)


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter


Well played.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 01:04 PM (/Ho8c)

808 Posted by: SarahW at August 28, 2015 01:02 PM (3fTXW)

well, currently.

But what else could people be talking about when they say "we need to keep guns out of the hands of the mentally unstable" unless they mean to expand the definition of mentally unstable to include people voluntarily prescribed medication.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:04 PM (AkOaV)

809 I'm sure someone has mentioned it, but Darryl Dawkins has died. I sure did like watching him play.

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/13526002/darryl-dawkins-dies-age-58

Posted by: irright at August 28, 2015 01:04 PM (zxnPQ)

810 I swear I just saw one of those flowers move.....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 01:04 PM (jjaLl)

811 Happy Friday, GGE800!

Posted by: Adriane the Numerology Critic ... at August 28, 2015 01:04 PM (qOsoH)

812 Seriously.......I'm out...I can tell I'm not wanted. No problem. Have a nice life, and good luck you.
Good bye Ace of Spades. This will be an end of a 10 year run here, but I just don't belong here anymore. Good Bye Ace, you did a great job with this place.

Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 01:05 PM (SJi0a)

813 I think most of you missed him trying to claim that the airline crash where the name of the pilot got put out as Sum Ting Wong wasn't some screw up but actually a secret admittance that nefarious acts are going on.
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 01:04 PM (zt+N6)

----

shuuush!!

You're dead.

Posted by: Katrina and the Waves at August 28, 2015 01:05 PM (8XRCm)

814 I think before you lose your right to keep and bear arms you should have at least a hearing with legal defense, or have been convicted of a felony involving violent crime.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 01:05 PM (39g3+)

815 801 So serious matters cannot be discussed without being obnoxious???

Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 01:05 PM (LAliD)

816
gah.... sock

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 01:05 PM (8XRCm)

817 The guys got William Shatner to play in the movie.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 12:38 PM (zyIlW)


I sent them a bucks some months back. Now I will have to see the movie when it comes out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2015 01:06 PM (aRgrb)

818 I almost feel bad for Erick Erickson.


Almost. His piece today of "The end of the Republican party is at hand."


should have read, the end of Red State is at hand.



Anyone else notice that Rush hasn't used him since that bullshit stunt and instead it's all Steyn?

Posted by: prescient11 at August 28, 2015 01:06 PM (q5APL)

819 800
Hey, GGE!
How are you & the Mrs?

Posted by: Chi at August 28, 2015 01:06 PM (OA8m1)

820 Conspiratorial thinking is a weird combination of inferiority complex (needing to feel more informed than everyone else) and paranoia. Notice how they all respond the same way when pushed to supply facts? In the old days that would have been grounds for considering it a legitimate mental illness.

Posted by: kartoffel at August 28, 2015 01:06 PM (uEmgg)

821 I swear I just saw one of those flowers move.....




Never do the brown acid.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 01:06 PM (FdFgz)

822 I'm kind of intrigued by why someone would want to believe that all the mass shootings are hoaxes. There's a manifesto waiting to be written I tell you what.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 28, 2015 01:06 PM (FATJZ)

823 "I swear I just saw one of those flowers move....."



Hoax.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 01:06 PM (LA7Cm)

824 I liked this artist *yesterday*.

Posted by: Hipster Art Critic at August 28, 2015 01:06 PM (VAsIq)

825 812 Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 01:05 PM (SJi0a)

or you know see you in 90 days...

you were asked a direct question on which gun incident as a for example is a hoax...

I know the DoJ cooks the books on "school shootings" it is demonstrable....

let's not be coy is the assertion that shootings are Hollywood FX or what precisely are you trying to say?

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:07 PM (BXOyX)

826 Idiocracy, do you believe that the "Newtown massacre" was a hoax???

I believe that everything that has happened since 2008 was a hoax.

There. I feel much better now.

Posted by: rickl at August 28, 2015 01:07 PM (zoehZ)

827 815 serious talk invites transgressions and transgressions result in a ban-o-rama.

Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2015 01:07 PM (6xtq3)

828 Anyone else notice that Rush hasn't used him since that bullshit stunt and instead it's all Steyn?

Posted by: prescient11 at August 28, 2015 01:06 PM (q5APL)



Rush has been off like once since that happened. And its not like its uncommon when he takes multiple days off in a row that he uses the same person. You're reaching.

Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 01:08 PM (zt+N6)

829 818 Posted by: prescient11 at August 28, 2015 01:06 PM (q5APL)

My two favorite pinch hitters for Limbaugh are Steyn and Williams I prefer both to Limbaugh...

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:08 PM (BXOyX)

830 Obama's NLRB just redefined the word "employer" and it's going to be bad

http://preview.tinyurl.com/qhvqwhs

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 28, 2015 01:08 PM (0TXlm)

831 I believe that everything that has happened since 2008 was a hoax.

There. I feel much better now.


Hear! Hear!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Harumpin' Parliamentarian Critic ... at August 28, 2015 01:08 PM (qOsoH)

832 But what else could people be talking about when they say "we need to keep guns out of the hands of the mentally unstable" unless they mean to expand the definition of mentally unstable to include people voluntarily prescribed medication.
Posted by: mynewhandle


Could be like the bad old days of the USSR when mentally unstable included a disbelief in the supremacy of the state.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 28, 2015 01:08 PM (W5DcG)

833 who has been banned? any regulars? I keep hearing about bannings but I am not seeing any

Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:08 PM (zOTsN)

834 812 Seriously.......I'm out...I can tell I'm not wanted. No problem. Have a nice life, and good luck you.
Good bye Ace of Spades. This will be an end of a 10 year run here, but I just don't belong here anymore. Good Bye Ace, you did a great job with this place.
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 01:05 PM (SJi0a)

Good bye, Idiocracy Civilian. Your hash goes back about 10 days, so we hardly knew ya.

Too bad you couldn't tell us any more about the hoaxes, but we all understand.

Smooth sailing, friend, and godspeed.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:08 PM (AkOaV)

835
It is true that we have lost and will continue to lose people here that mainly come here just to let their inner asshole fly free due to the new policy.
You may draw your own conclusions 'bout that

Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 01:09 PM (LAliD)

836 Hey, I'm willing to buy the possibility that at least one of these mass shootings was not what we've been told. Its not like you can trust the media to accurately or scrupulously give us information. But he's not even willing to try.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 01:09 PM (39g3+)

837 Heya GGE!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 01:09 PM (zyIlW)

838 There's been a distinct lack of cowpies the last two days.

Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 01:09 PM (zt+N6)

839 833 who has been banned? any regulars? I keep hearing about bannings but I am not seeing any
Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:08 PM (zOTsN)

shockingly I'm still here.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:09 PM (AkOaV)

840 >>>I swear I just saw one of those flowers move.....
<<<




Are you positive?



Posted by: super fun time happy smiley joy face commenter at August 28, 2015 01:09 PM (4nTsn)

841 Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 01:04 PM (zt+N6)

Buzzion? Back from the dead after 3 days?? This has never happened before in the history of the world!...

...wait..what??

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at August 28, 2015 01:10 PM (oQQwD)

842 See a guy driving like a maniac? Call 911 instead of calling the guy out at a stop light.

If what's-his-mesh had been arrested at that point there's a fair chance he crazy would have landed him with not just a stop or a ticket,, but jail; he would have lost his rental car to a tow truck, and his grand scheme might even have been discovered b the rental agency even if no police search of the car took place.

Posted by: SarahW at August 28, 2015 01:10 PM (3fTXW)

843 827 Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2015 01:07 PM (6xtq3)

Cob on Cob action I was lurking on the road means we simple 'rons and 'ettes have no hope of knowing who has Fizzbin.

Only sane move is not to play


Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:10 PM (BXOyX)

844 Guess who's going to be here in Texas in three weeks, GGE?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 01:10 PM (zyIlW)

845 well, currently.



But what else could people be talking about when they say "we need
to keep guns out of the hands of the mentally unstable" unless they mean
to expand the definition of mentally unstable to include people
voluntarily prescribed medication.

Posted by: mynewhandle


I am very concerned about changing rules that govern exercising Rights (rules of which there are too many in general, IMHO) to allow restriction of said rights in poorly-defined and easily-manipulated situations. "Mentally unstable" is waaaaaaay more subjective than "convicted felon" or "involuntarily committed to mental institution."

Now, granted, I think it's easy to look at this shooting (and the Charleston one), and conclude that neither person should have had a firearm, because obviously crazy. But that's hindsight.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 01:10 PM (/Ho8c)

846 I find the idea of any recent mass shooting being a "hoax" risible. But I'd be happy to entertain the notion for argument's sake, just like cryptids or Atlantis or UFOs. But methinks Idiocracy takes it all a bit too seriously and can't bear to see the inevitable flaws in the various "theories" pointed out on the blog.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2015 01:10 PM (2cS/G)

847 Those don't look like poopies.

Posted by: Hank at August 28, 2015 01:10 PM (0Aqa7)

848 Pander pander pander


WHEREAS, the Democratic Party believes in the American Dream and the promise of liberty and justice for all, and we know that this dream is a nightmare for too many young people stripped of their dignity under the vestiges of slavery, Jim Crow and White Supremacy

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 01:11 PM (fWAjv)

849 Rush has been off like once since that happened. And its not like its uncommon when he takes multiple days off in a row that he uses the same person. You're reaching.
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 01:08 PM (zt+N6)

and steyn is always his go-to.

Steyn gets the highest rating of any guest host.

Steyn also has his own life, so sometimes Rush has to go to the "b list" types.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:11 PM (AkOaV)

850 Meh...Maybe Ace banned himself?



Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 01:11 PM (NpXoL)

851 Ok, done for the day.
Time to go mow the jungle
See you morons later.

Is calling you morons baiting?
Is it bannation material?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 01:11 PM (QyBQv)

852 I think being a Democrat should automatically mean you can't buy a gun. I mean, to be a Democrat means you think the only reason to have a gun is to murder people with it, right? So why would we allow someone who believes that to buy a gun?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 28, 2015 01:11 PM (VAsIq)

853 830 Posted by: The Political Hat at August 28, 2015 01:08 PM (0TXlm)

EVERY NLRB judgement call from here on out will be genuflections to Big Labor...

I think Ogabe just killed contracting.

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:11 PM (BXOyX)

854
Never do the brown acid.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 01:06 PM (FdFgz)


Now you tell me.....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 01:11 PM (jjaLl)

855 laters Mis Hum.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 01:12 PM (zyIlW)

856 who has been banned? any regulars? I keep hearing about bannings but I am not seeing any

And that's the way They like it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 28, 2015 01:12 PM (FATJZ)

857 Idiocracy, do you believe that the "Newtown massacre" was a hoax???



Do I? No.

But, when someone asks for proof that it was, and someone supplies them with FBI UCR data, and that data reports ZERO murders in Newton, CT for that time period, what is one supposed to use for proof?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 01:12 PM (FdFgz)

858 "Time to go mow the jungle"

Euphemism?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 01:12 PM (2Ojst)

859
I learned while teaching that if you lost theworst 10% of the class you'd lose 90% of the problems.
The same seems to be true with blog commenters as well

Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 01:12 PM (LAliD)

860 833 who has been banned? any regulars? I keep hearing about bannings but I am not seeing any

Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:08 PM (zOTsN)

Some new dude 'ace'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 01:12 PM (fWAjv)

861 Look at the flowers. Just look at the flowers.

Posted by: Carol (from The Walking Dead) at August 28, 2015 01:12 PM (4nTsn)

862 850 Meh...Maybe Ace banned himself?



Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 01:11 PM (NpXoL)


Could be. I wasn't going to say anything, but he was being VERY uncivil in the Trump thread the other day.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:13 PM (AkOaV)

863 812 Seriously.......I'm out...I can tell I'm not wanted. No problem. Have a nice life, and good luck you.
Good bye Ace of Spades. This will be an end of a 10 year run here, but I just don't belong here anymore. Good Bye Ace, you did a great job with this place.

Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 01:05 PM (SJi0a)


Bitch, please.

We don't need any more drama around here.

Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 01:13 PM (Zs4uk)

864 Obama's NLRB just redefined the word "employer" and it's going to be bad

For humans, yes. For robots ... not so much ...

Posted by: Adriane the Singularity Critic ... at August 28, 2015 01:13 PM (qOsoH)

865 Still a lot of confusion about such a simple policy though. Almost as if its intentional on the part of some, trying to find offense where there is none, or petulance.

Its pretty easy: don't just dive in with angry insulting attacks on people utterly lacking in substance. Don't just come in and yell "You're a %(*#$ing $(*&#%hole cucksucking @$E(@& that @(*$&@s all day long!!!!"

Give a reason, state your case, present your argument.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 01:13 PM (39g3+)

866 Is calling you morons baiting?

Is it bannation material?



Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 01:11 PM (QyBQv)

No...just yer basic racist-micro aggression, no biggee!

Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 01:13 PM (NpXoL)

867 I learned while teaching that if you lost theworst 10% of the class you'd lose 90% of the problems.
The same seems to be true with blog commenters as well
Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 01:12 PM (LAliD)

----

Pareto Principle.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 01:14 PM (8XRCm)

868 Do I? No.

But, when someone asks for proof that it was, and someone supplies them with FBI UCR data, and that data reports ZERO murders in Newton, CT for that time period, what is one supposed to use for proof?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 01:12 PM (FdFgz)

Well I can confirm that the Newtown shooting happened.

I lived in the area at the time, and know people who lost family members.

And I'm at least 90% sure that the people I've known most of my life are not trauma actors -- but that's what they'd want us to think though, isn't it?

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:14 PM (AkOaV)

869 864 Posted by: Adriane the Singularity Critic ... at August 28, 2015 01:13 PM (qOsoH)

Robot Burger Chef doesn't forget my fries or spit on my food...

unless you know I order it to.

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:14 PM (BXOyX)

870 I mean, is it bannable to say someone sucks cock by choice, and has been proven to do so?

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 01:14 PM (XiVKO)

871 Could be. I wasn't going to say anything, but he was being VERY uncivil in the Trump thread the other day.

Posted by: mynewhandle


He was obviously in a really bad mood. I was afraid to participate much in that discussion.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 01:14 PM (/Ho8c)

872
Cob on Cob action.....
Posted by: sven10077




"A Malor always pays his debts...."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 28, 2015 01:15 PM (kdS6q)

873 I'm sure the commies will try to organize robo-labor to throw off the yoke of their fleshy masters.

Posted by: kartoffel at August 28, 2015 01:15 PM (uEmgg)

874 And I'm at least 90% sure that the people I've known most of my life are not trauma actors -- but that's what they'd want us to think though, isn't it?

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:14 PM (AkOaV)



That would be ridiculous!

Posted by: Truman Burbank at August 28, 2015 01:15 PM (zt+N6)

875 840
>>>I swear I just saw one of those flowers move.....

<<<




Are you positive?







Posted by: super fun time happy smiley joy face commenter at August 28, 2015 01:09 PM (4nTsn)


I'm happy to say yes! No. Wait. What color acid should I have taken?

Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 01:15 PM (jjaLl)

876 865 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 01:13 PM (39g3+)

You painted your rims?

Man the trucks are getting better here daily.

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:15 PM (BXOyX)

877 Alternatives to "calm your tits" to use:

Soothe your boobs
de-stress your breasts
undo the calamity that is your mammaries
adjust your bust before it combusts
don't have a rack attack
give your chest a rest

And my favorite:
hakuna your tatas

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 01:15 PM (39g3+)

878 833 - I saw one (previously unseen) commenter get it in about 10 seconds yesterday morning - but I don't think we've really had mass casualties.

Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2015 01:15 PM (6xtq3)

879
857 I saw an explanation for that that made sense somewhere but I have no idea where. it made sense though, tho I certainly didn't look too far into it.
My comment has a that that and a though tho

Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 01:16 PM (LAliD)

880 Would you like fries with that?

Posted by: Robby the robot at August 28, 2015 01:16 PM (W5DcG)

881 He was obviously in a really bad mood. I was afraid to participate much in that discussion.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 01:14 PM (/Ho8c)

Me too, ha.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:16 PM (AkOaV)

882 I'm happy to say yes! No. Wait. What color acid should I have taken?
Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 01:15 PM (jjaLl)

Whatever color it is you're hearing right now.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 01:16 PM (2Ojst)

883

...... c'mon 1000.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 01:16 PM (8XRCm)

884
And my favorite:

hakuna your tatas


LOL

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 01:16 PM (/Ho8c)

885 Could be. I wasn't going to say anything, but he was being VERY uncivil in the Trump thread the other day.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:13 PM (AkOaV)
**
Yeah Trump and Trolls will do that to a fella.
Me, I'm just enjoying it all as entertainment at this point. No need to get my sock in a knot....yet.


Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 01:17 PM (NpXoL)

886 He was obviously in a really bad mood. I was afraid to participate much in that discussion.

That thread started out bad and was going down hill rapidly. I bailed early.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 01:17 PM (39g3+)

887 moderate your mammaries

Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:17 PM (zOTsN)

888 872 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 28, 2015 01:15 PM (kdS6q)

and in response....

no comment, no comment, no comment....

nicely lubed axles no comment....

good hood ornament and WHAT detailing

no comment...

in response to "lose the worst 10% lose 90% of problems" I offer

hothouse roses are a bitch to keep alive.

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:17 PM (BXOyX)

889 I'm sure the commies will try to organize robo-labor to throw off the yoke of their fleshy masters.

Posted by: kartoffel at August 28, 2015 01:15 PM (uEmgg)

You just stated the whole story line for the new BSG.
I'm reporting you for copyright infringement.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 28, 2015 01:17 PM (Vyg9x)

890 who has been banned? any regulars?

Ira somebody. Apparently the ONTers knew him.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 01:18 PM (JtwS4)

891 Justice Scalia: Age 79.
Justice Kennedy: Age 79.
Justice Ginsburg: Age 82.

(Thump, thump.) Is this thing on?

Posted by: Blankety Blank So and Sol at August 28, 2015 01:19 PM (nFICN)

892 There is plenty of evidence out there.

Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:58 PM (SJi0a)


Cue X-Files theme music, as a flying saucer circles overhead.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2015 01:19 PM (aRgrb)

893 833 who has been banned? any regulars? I keep hearing about bannings but I am not seeing any



Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:08 PM (zOTsN)


I read though the entire post comments yesterday (took a while), and ace banned like 3 people; but at the end, he reversed them, and got all nice and friendly. I think he did it to show everyone how it's done. Either that or the Val-u-Rite hit optimal levels....

I

Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 01:19 PM (jjaLl)

894 The thing with Sandy Hook is that the investigation was run by the State Police, and at the end of the year the deaths were counted for the State total of homicides, but not assigned to a particular locality.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2015 01:20 PM (2cS/G)

895 Ira somebody was banned weeks ago for repetative hectoring commentary


weeks ago, maybe a month

before the new civility

Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:20 PM (zOTsN)

896 889 Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 28, 2015 01:17 PM (Vyg9x)

it makes sense though....

leftoid politics are predicated on rage at "inequality" often offered from rich asses looking down on climbing middle class types and grievance mongering....

so uh yeah Liberals create the cylons then join them in terror attacks

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:20 PM (BXOyX)

897 857 I'm not vouching for the site but this is what my quick search found: http://tinyurl.com/pyzgq6a

Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 01:20 PM (LAliD)

898 **PFFFFFTTTTPPPPTTTT**

I've been holding that in for a while.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2015 01:21 PM (Ck8hC)

899 The thing with Sandy Hook is that the investigation
was run by the State Police, and at the end of the year the deaths were
counted for the State total of homicides, but not assigned to a
particular locality.

Posted by: Lincolntf


*winks*

Now we know not to trust you.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 01:21 PM (/Ho8c)

900 If you think the Trump threads are bad, do you remember some of the Palin threads years ago?

Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 01:21 PM (Zs4uk)

901 Whatever color it is you're hearing right now.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 01:16 PM (2Ojst)


Ahh! So it's the triangles then!
Thanks bro!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 01:21 PM (jjaLl)

902 There is plenty of evidence out there.

Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:58 PM (SJi0a)


This is an interesting read ...

http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2015/08/
behind-science-fraud-chapter-10.php

extra space after the 08/

Posted by: Adriane the Singularity Critic ... at August 28, 2015 01:21 PM (qOsoH)

903 890 who has been banned? any regulars?

Ira somebody. Apparently the ONTers knew him.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 01:18 PM (JtwS4)

Ira's ban pre-dates ace's new rules.

Dude MUMR's the ONT.

Like will jump through dozens of proxies posting the same shit over and over and over again while the cobs try to delete his posts and ban his hash and IPs.

It's obnoxious. Borderline DDOS shit.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:21 PM (AkOaV)

904 The Banning Time will fade from memory when we're standing around a burning tire in the camps, fighting over a can of cat food.

Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2015 01:21 PM (6xtq3)

905 well, currently.

But what else could people be talking about when they say "we need to keep guns out of the hands of the mentally unstable" unless they mean to expand the definition of mentally unstable to include people voluntarily prescribed medication.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:04 PM (AkOaV)


I get that. I really truly do. It is hard to find a place on the planet with more guns than Oklahoma. Within the past 2 months, we have had two absolutely horrific KNIFE crimes that did not make the national news. Our State Labor Commissioner was stabbed to death in a restaurant by his mentally ill son. He will be buried tomorrow. A few weeks ago in Broken Arrow, two teenage boys stabbed to death five of their family members and came very close to killing one more--they thought she was dead, but, she wasn't and she managed to call 911 before the boys finished the family. Out of 9 people, only a 13 year old girl, a two year old girl and the two murderers survived. Knife crime--no agenda to push, so national coverage.

I will admit the guy beheading the woman last year in OKC and coming close to beheading a second got national coverage because of the Muslim killing Christians angle. Of course, I also noticed the national media was very tepid in their enthusiasm for the man who went to his car and got his legal gun and killed the guy on the rampage.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 28, 2015 01:21 PM (kXoT0)

906 890 who has been banned? any regulars?

Ira somebody. Apparently the ONTers knew him.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 01:18 PM (JtwS4)



He's been banned for a while. He's the nutjob that went psycho about Cooth wondering if his odd behavior was connected to the identity thief he was dealing with. Got a timeout. Went all MUMR so bad that his spamming of threads would DOS the blog making commenting and refreshing impossible for everyone.

Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 01:21 PM (zt+N6)

907 moderate your mammaries
Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:17 PM


The mammaries are immoderate! I say again, the mammaries are immoderate!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2015 01:21 PM (KrAjA)

908 weft cut-loop at August 28, 2015 01:21 PM (Ck8hC)

Sweet mother of pearl! What have you been eating??

Posted by: gapoz at August 28, 2015 01:22 PM (thyJJ)

909 So if Ira was the one you are counting

the total number of people banned under the new policy is zero

Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:22 PM (zOTsN)

910 re: the NLRB thing

I've been working on a post about the recent CAUber ruling and how it impacts Worker's Comp. It occurs to me that this new NLRB deal has the same kind of issues.

Hmm, need to go back to working on that post.

Posted by: speedster1 at August 28, 2015 01:22 PM (xfE5u)

911 900 Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 01:21 PM (Zs4uk)

which is true BUT it is early yet....

I find the number of TRUMPOMANIACS who hated Palin to be "interesting"....

we're not a serious nation and if the best answer America can come up with to the question of "who can lead this fine mighty land?" is Trump, Biden, or Clinton it says a lot.

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:22 PM (BXOyX)

912 I am not a witch.

Posted by: The "not a witch" woman at August 28, 2015 01:23 PM (W5DcG)

913 /sigh

*Not "CAUber" -> CA Uber

Posted by: speedster1 at August 28, 2015 01:23 PM (xfE5u)

914 Newtown deaths were tallied under 'State Police Misc' as they were the ones who worked the crime scene.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 01:23 PM (fWAjv)

915 >>Could be. I wasn't going to say anything, but he was being VERY uncivil in the Trump thread the other day.

I think you should read it again. ace did become uncivil in response to people being uncivil to him or twisting his words to make it look like he was attacking them personally.

Can't speak for anyone else but I was also getting a bit tired of having a few people claim anyone who wasn't 100% down with Trump as suffering from TDS. It was not only stupid and insulting it was just begging for a personal fight having nothing to do with Trump.

It's really not all that hard to disagree with someones position without demeaning their motives or them personally. We do it in meatspace everyday in order not to get punched in the face. Banning is this places equivalent of a punch in the face.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 01:23 PM (OGm46)

916 I don't want to get specific mainly because

Someone might tear my arguments to shreds...

BTW, I keep thinking their will be a new thread any. minute. now...

Posted by: Lea at August 28, 2015 01:23 PM (lIU4e)

917 Well I can confirm that the Newtown shooting happened.

I lived in the area at the time, and know people who lost family members.

And I'm at least 90% sure that the people I've known most of my life are not trauma actors -- but that's what they'd want us to think though, isn't it?



I understand. I know it happened.
Everyone asked for proof from Idiocracy. What if he supplied the FBI data that shows a goose egg?
(BTW, I have looked up the FBI UCR data and it does state zero murders for Newton during that time period)

That's what pisses me off. Now we can't even trust the "official" numbers.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 01:23 PM (FdFgz)

918 He's been banned for a while. He's the nutjob that went psycho about Cooth wondering if his odd behavior was connected to the identity thief he was dealing with. Got a timeout. Went all MUMR so bad that his spamming of threads would DOS the blog making commenting and refreshing impossible for everyone.
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 01:21 PM (zt+N6)

OH yeah! You're right, that's how it started. Ira made a weird comment that Cooth took to mean that Ira was the one who stole his identity on his amazon account or something. I forgot about that.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:24 PM (AkOaV)

919 Good memory for a dead man, buzzion

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:24 PM (AkOaV)

920 Howdy all! Mrs Hades is turning the keys in to her apartment this afternoon, we finally got everything moved. ICYMI the big day is October the first, we're running away to the mountains for the weekend. It was either that or rent out the National Cathedral because it seemed like everyone wanted to be involved.



Guess who's going to be here in Texas in three weeks, GGE?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 01:10 PM (zyIlW)


I'm thinking maybe a certain resident of Tidewater VA? Outstanding!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 28, 2015 01:24 PM (UQGss)

921 "weeks ago, maybe a month "


I did a post yesterday I believe where Ira's name was invoked about a spam attack.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 01:24 PM (LA7Cm)

922 *at least in the CT UCR

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 01:24 PM (fWAjv)

923 Justice Scalia: Age 79.
Justice Kennedy: Age 79.
Justice Ginsburg: Age 82.


Yeah Scalia is going soon and he's going to be a severe loss for the court. So far nobody really damaging has retired. But when he goes, a strict constitutional scholar will be lost and probably replaced with someone like Kagan.

Ginsburg is an idiot and a leftist, but she's hanging on despite seriously needing to retire. She'll probably die in the middle of a hearing some time rather than give up her seat.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 01:24 PM (39g3+)

924 The thing with Sandy Hook is that the investigation was run by the State Police, and at the end of the year the deaths were counted for the State total of homicides, but not assigned to a particular locality.


And never reported to the Feds.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 01:24 PM (FdFgz)

925 "see"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 01:25 PM (LA7Cm)

926
As I said on the ONT yesterday, I sort of enjoy watching ace's angry outburts on the blog. He just lays it out there, in classic ace style - a bit wordy and insistent, repetitive, profane, hilarious, and with tidbits of self-deprecation tossed in.

The thread in question wasn't all that, seemed to me. I assumed most of us just ignored the nasty stuff that wasn't partly humor or stylistic showboating, or at least ignored the authors thereof.

And note: ace's specific point was mostly about weird, baseless, attacks on *him* by people who hadn't bothered to read his post, or read it carefully. As he laid out in what I find very funny and good ROE - organic, escalating, tit-tat flame war action is still authorized, in general.

So, in classic AOSHQ layer-upon-layer of misunderstanding based on not reading everything (because it's impossible to keep up), yesterday there were regulars - but not frequent regulars - dropping by and wondering about the new "policy" ..... because they hadn't read ace's post on it.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2015 01:25 PM (QDnY+)

927 That's what pisses me off. Now we can't even trust the "official" numbers.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 01:23 PM (FdFgz)

yeah, I have no idea.

That State Police Captain or whatever he is is a real unlikable asshole, too.

He was the one put in charge of the ill-fated new gun law in CT. Had to be talked off the "confiscation" ledge apparently.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:25 PM (AkOaV)

928 Annual incoming about $3.2T, annual outgoing about $3.7T, total accumulated deficit about $19T. I'm guessing we need about a $1T annual surplus a year for the next 30 years or so to wipe out the deficit and interest thereon so, yeah, we're done. Contrarian Retirement to where the illegals are coming from?

Posted by: Blankety Blank So and So at August 28, 2015 01:25 PM (nFICN)

929 ICYMI the big day is October the first, we're running away to the
mountains for the weekend. It was either that or rent out the National
Cathedral because it seemed like everyone wanted to be involved.


Heh. Congrats

Posted by: Sideshow Bob's parole board at August 28, 2015 01:26 PM (/kI1Q)

930 The Banning Time will fade from memory when we're standing around a burning tire in the camps, fighting over a can of cat food.
Posted by: Weasel
---------

The Banning Time, ah... the good old days.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 01:26 PM (9mTYi)

931 I have been anguishing over what happened the other day in South Carolina, but I can remain silent no more.

I am a victim of sexual assault.

Yes, I will remain silent no more.

I'm sure you have all seen it. A woman grabbed me, fingered me, yanked me and made me feel helpless to her self-gratification. I am so ashamed.

And even though I am the victim, I am actually starting to blame myself for what happened. Was there something I could have done differently? This questions troubles me so.

Today, my life is nothing. I feel so used. I droop. I toss myself to the winds. I have no body. I question my roots. I even question my color. Who am I? What is my purpose?

Oh, god. How can bad things happen to good follicles?

Posted by: Donald Trump's Hair at August 28, 2015 01:26 PM (KCQo0)

932 907 moderate your mammaries
Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:17 PM

The mammaries are immoderate! I say again, the mammaries are immoderate!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2015 01:21 PM (KrAjA)

I prefer they be immodest.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 01:26 PM (2Ojst)

933 because they hadn't read ace's post on it.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2015 01:25 PM (QDnY+)

who?

I've never heard of this "ace" person -- I'm just here for the comments.

Andrew Breitbart taught me that.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:26 PM (AkOaV)

934 That's what pisses me off. Now we can't even trust the "official" numbers.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 01:23 PM (FdFgz)


Well, there is that lies, damn lies, and statistics thingie ...

Posted by: Adriane the Singularity Critic ... at August 28, 2015 01:26 PM (qOsoH)

935 The gov't. does everything shittily. Of course you can't trust the "official" numbers.

But it's not due to some great conspiracy.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 01:27 PM (XiVKO)

936 891 Justice Scalia: Age 79.
Justice Kennedy: Age 79.
Justice Ginsburg: Age 82.

(Thump, thump.) Is this thing on?

Posted by: Blankety Blank So and Sol at August 28, 2015 01:19 PM (nFICN)



Anthony Kennedy - "I'ma gonna use a dart board to decide. Screw the plain language of the Constitution."


John "Screw the plain language of the Constitution. It's a tax." Roberts.


*mike drop*

Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2015 01:27 PM (KUa85)

937 Handy formula:

Bullet wt (grains) X Muz. Vel. squared X .000002216= muzzle energy in ft-lbs.

Memorize. Quiz later.

Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 01:27 PM (xWW96)

938 If you think the Trump threads are bad, do you remember some of the Palin threads years ago?

Yeah. Yeah, those were bad times. There's a pretty stark divide in the ranks here but it only shows up sometimes. There are some who hate social conservatism with the burning fury of ten thousand suns, and some who are socially conservative who think the slightest deviation belong in the hell of the upside down dead. And never shall the twain meet.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 01:27 PM (39g3+)

939
the total number of people banned under the new policy is zero
Posted by: ThunderB




Mat's count in the ONT on Day One was 4.

As was mentioned previously.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 28, 2015 01:27 PM (kdS6q)

940 "I was also getting a bit tired of having a few people claim anyone who wasn't 100% down with Trump as suffering from TDS."


Honestly, I wasn't around while that thread was happening, so I went back this morning and re-read all the comments.

I can't find anyone who was taking that attitude. I did see how a few commenters were being portrayed as Trump-obsessed, but any objective reading would show that was just not so.

Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 01:27 PM (Zs4uk)

941 lI will say that many commenters from years past dropped in on the banning rule thread to say good for ace


Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:27 PM (zOTsN)

942
890,895 Ira is the worst loser this place has ever seen. Multiple bannings, always comes back over and over. Handy with the net.
Implicated in a very harsh attack on coothy, a huge data intrusion and corruption. Also linked to DOS attacks on the ont.
Likes to put links in his comments (under 2 million different names) which lead to computer invasions if clicked.
Which is why I posted this: if someone here offers you a hyperlink and you don't know the poster for sure, DON'T CLICK IT.
Coothy will back me up on this 400%

Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 01:27 PM (LAliD)

943 The Banning Time, ah... the good old days.

You gonna eat that lid?

Posted by: RetroPuer at August 28, 2015 01:28 PM (LUgeY)

944 More cheery news...

Report: Pakistan's nuclear arsenal could become the world's third-biggest

http://tinyurl.com/p38h4uq

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 28, 2015 01:28 PM (0TXlm)

945 RIP AL Arbour, coach of the dynastic NY Islanders of the early 80's. His Isles won 4 straight Stanley Cups and won 19 straight playoff series along the way, a record that nobody has approached since.

Posted by: Mike Bossy at August 28, 2015 01:28 PM (YjeaE)

946
*lighter fluid*
*zippo*
*lights ceegar*

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2015 01:28 PM (Ck8hC)

947 The gov't. does everything shittily. Of course you can't trust the "official" numbers.

But it's not due to some great conspiracy.



True, but it is what feeds the conspiracy nuts.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 01:29 PM (FdFgz)

948 "Is it Nood yet?
"Is it Nood yet?
"Is it Nood yet?
"Is it Nood yet?
"Is it Nood yet?
"Is it Nood yet?

Posted by: Little Kid in the Backseat with Jam on his Face at August 28, 2015 01:29 PM (jjaLl)

949 I prefer they be immodest.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 01:26 PM


That goes without saying. This is the HQ, after all.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2015 01:29 PM (KrAjA)

950 Yes, they were reported to the Feds. There were 146 murders in CT that year. 110 were assigned to a particular police district, 36 were not. Among those 36 listed under "State of Ct, Misc." were the 27 victims from Sandy Hook.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2015 01:29 PM (2cS/G)

951 >>I can't find anyone who was taking that attitude. I did see how a few commenters were being portrayed as Trump-obsessed, but any objective reading would show that was just not so.

Not in that thread, the main culprit was too busy insulting ace and taking subsequent incoming. But for about the last two weeks he was saying it in every frigging thread, even ones having to do with puppies or gouda cheese.

More than a bit tedious.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 01:29 PM (OGm46)

952 The Banning Time will fade from memory when we're standing around a burning tire in the camps, fighting over a can of cat food.
Posted by: Weasel
------------------------------------


Engineer: If they were to give me two more excavators, I'd be a year ahead of the plan by now.

Gen. Yevgraf Zhivago: You're an impatient generation.

Engineer: Weren't you?

Gen. Yevgraf Zhivago: Yes, we were, very. Oh, don't be so impatient, Comrade Engineer. We've come very far, very fast.

Engineer: Yes, I know that, Comrade General.

Gen. Yevgraf Zhivago: Yes, but do you know what it cost? There were children in those days who lived off human flesh. Did you know that?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 01:29 PM (9mTYi)

953 So, in classic AOSHQ layer-upon-layer of misunderstanding based on not
reading everything (because it's impossible to keep up), yesterday there
were regulars - but not frequent regulars - dropping by and wondering
about the new "policy" ..... because they hadn't read ace's post on it.


The post that's linked by the big red notice in the sidebar?

I love this place.

Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 01:29 PM (/kI1Q)

954 944 Posted by: The Political Hat at August 28, 2015 01:28 PM (0TXlm)

Giggles advocates unilateral US nuclear disarmament...

if/WHEN we eat a Muslim nuke he will argue we should not retaliate.

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:29 PM (BXOyX)

955 three who were banned, and then immediately unbanned, and Ira who was banned previously and not because of the "new" rule

zero

Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:30 PM (zOTsN)

956
I was a man trapped in a woman's body for a while.






.







.






.





Then I was born.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 01:30 PM (8XRCm)

957 935 The gov't. does everything shittily. Of course you can't trust the "official" numbers.

But it's not due to some great conspiracy.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 01:27 PM (XiVKO)

Right. It's just due to utter incompetence.

And guys, Newtown, CT probably had 3 murders in the past 100 years before that shooting.

Which is why the State Police got involved. No conspiracy there, just that the townies knew they were not up to the task in any way.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:30 PM (AkOaV)

958 955
three who were banned, and then immediately unbanned, and Ira who was banned previously and not because of the "new" rule



zero

Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:30 PM (zOTsN)


That sums it up nicely.

Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 01:31 PM (jjaLl)

959 Ira somebody. Apparently the ONTers knew him.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 01:18 PM (JtwS4)


Ira Weatheral, aka MUMR, is a long-banned troll, who frequently pops up with a new hash. Not a newbie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2015 01:31 PM (aRgrb)

960





0___________________________________________0

Posted by: Look! A whale! at August 28, 2015 01:31 PM (2Ojst)

961
Ira was here yesterday, using the same hash that he was banned on the day before.
I didn't understand it, but it was there.

Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 01:31 PM (LAliD)

962 Which is why I posted this: if someone here offers you a hyperlink and you don't know the poster for sure, DON'T CLICK IT.

Also if someone offers you a hyperlink and you know the person, DON'T CLICK IT.

Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 01:31 PM (/kI1Q)

963 Has anyone checked the Lost and Found Pets listings to see if Ace got out of the yard, again?

We really should hit the TipJar harder so the Cobs can afford to get him chipped.

Posted by: Garrett at August 28, 2015 01:32 PM (jE7gh)

964 EPA news in the courts today, too. The new water-power grab, that makes just about every ditch a Navigable Waterway, is being challenged hither and yon. A judge enjoined enforcement for a group of western states, and another refuses to enjoin the the southeast.

If you read much in ancient history, you'll find a lot of historians agreeing that big government began with control of water. Most thought that a wondrous thing, others said it was the seat of tyranny, but, it was the water every time. So I am extremely suspicious of any water-quality initiatives, and all water panics.

Most states will not complain. There's a lot of "free" federal money, for new water plants, EPA-compliant sewage treatment, farm "management," all at stake. And most states will take money, even if it ends up costing them.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 01:32 PM (xq1UY)

965 Denver airport halts Chik-Fil-A operations since they don't support gay black murderers.


http://tinyurl.com/olrvy72


Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 01:32 PM (fWAjv)

966 But it's not due to some great conspiracy.

Yeah, and in fact, a big conspiracy requires a level of skill, competence, and excellence that at no point has any level of government in history demonstrated they could even attempt, let alone maintain for even a matter of days.

He was the one put in charge of the ill-fated new gun law in CT. Had to be talked off the "confiscation" ledge apparently.

This is what frustrates me about law enforcement. They can be, and usually are, very conservative sorts in the ranks. Leadership as political monsters, not so much but the average detective, police officer, etc yes.

But when it comes to guns suddenly they turn into leftist freaks. In fact, when it comes to just about any aspect of law or culture that makes their job easier they turn into people who want to shred the constitution and use it to line a rat's nest.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 01:32 PM (39g3+)

967 959 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2015 01:31 PM (aRgrb)

IRA's MUMR?

That's odd IRA and MUMR had very different styles when both were still making you know lucid posts....

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:32 PM (BXOyX)

968 Also if someone offers you a hyperlink and you know the person, DON'T CLICK IT.
Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 01:31 PM (/kI1Q)

Especially if that someone is wrg500 or maddogg.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 01:32 PM (2Ojst)

969 Range 15

Definitely check out MBest11x on youtube. Some funny stuff (and he and his guys along with, I believe the guys from Ranger Up are making that movie (hence Range 15 (Ranger Up and Article 15)...

Posted by: GMan at August 28, 2015 01:32 PM (sxq57)

970 "does everything shittily"

Excellent creation of an adverb.

To review.

Shit is both a verb and a noun.

Shitty is an adjective.

Shittily is a new adverb.

Can anyone construct a sentence using all four? Extra credit if you can.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2015 01:32 PM (KCQo0)

971 ...Then I was born.


Snorfled much, I did.

Posted by: RetroPuer at August 28, 2015 01:33 PM (LUgeY)

972 950 Yes, they were reported to the Feds. There were 146 murders in CT that year. 110 were assigned to a particular police district, 36 were not. Among those 36 listed under "State of Ct, Misc." were the 27 victims from Sandy Hook.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2015 01:29 PM (2cS/G)

Right. CT has no "unincorporated land" so every crime falls under the jurisdiction of a local PD (with rare exceptions, like state parks and on certain interstate highways).

Newtown PD is a tiny little bumblefuck department. That's why the CT State police took lead on the investigation. I doubt Newtown PD even has a homicide division or has ever dealt with any kind of murder scene beyond the "husband catches wife cheating and kills her" type open and shut cases.

Certainly nothing with international media involved.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:33 PM (AkOaV)

973 Also if someone offers you a hyperlink and you know the person, DON'T CLICK IT.
Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 01:31 PM (/kI1Q)


You're no fun ...

Posted by: Richard Role... at August 28, 2015 01:33 PM (qOsoH)

974 Here, click this. You can trust me.

http://goo.gl/lXtPjg

Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 01:33 PM (xWW96)

975 "And note: ace's specific point was mostly about weird, baseless, attacks on *him* by people who hadn't bothered to read his post, or read it carefully. "


Was the big thing about the guy who said Ace was lying because he omitted the Megyn Kelly portion of the conversation and made is seem Trump just attacked her out of the blue?

Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 01:33 PM (Zs4uk)

976 So I'm assuming that, despite the good things I've heard, retiring to Portugal probably isn't a good idea, what with the nuclear fallout from the ME -- or will the air currents take it in another direction? Kind of like being an hour west of Boston -- a nuke over Boston isn't a fallout problem, a nuke over NYC is.

Posted by: Blankety Blank So and So at August 28, 2015 01:33 PM (nFICN)

977
I was banned for legitimately claiming to have fellated my girlfriend. What's wrong with that?

Only the hard core conservative dweebs suggested it's impossible to fellate a girl. Wrong! I fellated her many times and she loved it.

Posted by: Palin Steele at August 28, 2015 01:34 PM (OiFtZ)

978 Gay and lesbian families have been fighting for decades for full recognition of their relationships. Denver has been at the forefront of honoring gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender employees and their families with non-discrimination clauses and partner benefits for many of these decades. These are long standing values Denver has held. When Denver International Airport proposed a concession with a company that had a history of funding opposition to this recognition, it was important that we as a City Council take a pause to ensure that all the policies are in place with all of the entities involved to ensure there will be no discrimination, and that benefits will be provided equally to all employees and their spouses, regardless of their sexual orientation.
----

Where is the discrimination assholes???

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 01:34 PM (fWAjv)

979 But when it comes to guns suddenly they turn into leftist freaks. In fact, when it comes to just about any aspect of law or culture that makes their job easier they turn into people who want to shred the constitution and use it to line a rat's nest.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 01:32 PM (39g3+)

I think it's just that the State Police in CT don't do much day to day, so he was excited at the prospect of having something to do.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:34 PM (AkOaV)

980 the total number of people banned under the new policy is zero

-
And it ought to be ten times that number!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 28, 2015 01:34 PM (XUKZU)

981 Think we'll hit 1000 before a nood goes up?

Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2015 01:35 PM (6xtq3)

982 People kill people. We have been doing so through all recorded history. We do it with rocks, knives, bows, arrows, poisons, bombs, starvation, disease, and anything else that will get the job done. We as a species kill every age and both sexes indiscriminately. We are a bloodthirsty bunch left to our own devices. The most efficient killers are governments and they are really really good at it when they have managed to disarm undesirables. So, dayum, if it don't behoove the undesirables to hold on to means of self defense even if all the nice sensible well educated and mentally superior folks are telling said undesirables to get rid of their icky weapons and be nice little victims.

I am not Jewish, but, I will not be getting on any trains to suit my betters.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 28, 2015 01:35 PM (kXoT0)

983 @Stringer

I believe it's called Hydrolic Despotism. I think I read that term in one of the Dune books... maybe God Emporer.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 01:35 PM (XiVKO)

984 "Ira was here yesterday, using the same hash that he was banned on the day before.
I didn't understand it, but it was there."


Yeah, that must be what I saw. Couldn't figure out how he got back on.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 01:35 PM (LA7Cm)

985 Long thread.

Posted by: Arson Wells at August 28, 2015 01:35 PM (UnJ7w)

986 Can anyone construct a sentence using all four? Extra credit if you can.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2015 01:32 PM (KCQo0)

-----
Shitty Shirley shittily shit surely.

Extra credit for the tongue twister?

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 01:35 PM (8XRCm)

987 yeah.. somebody, not a newbie, didnt read the post and alleged Ace ommitted facts. And would not let it go, and then accused him of TDS

Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:35 PM (zOTsN)

988 Also if someone offers you a hyperlink and you know the person, DON'T CLICK IT.
Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish
----------------------
Especially maddog. Unless you have a weird Helen Thomas fetish.

Posted by: Chi at August 28, 2015 01:35 PM (OA8m1)

989 So I'm assuming that, despite the good things I've heard, retiring to Portugal probably isn't a good idea,
------------

Their cork is fabulous!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 01:36 PM (9mTYi)

990 Denver airport halts Chik-Fil-A operations since they don't support gay black murderers.


RIP 1st Amendment right to free association.

We hardly knew ye.

Posted by: RetroPuer at August 28, 2015 01:36 PM (LUgeY)

991 Was the big thing about the guy who said Ace was lying because he omitted the Megyn Kelly portion of the conversation and made is seem Trump just attacked her out of the blue?

No it was more the guys that posted saying nothing more than some angry personal attack on Ace for just posting anything remotely negative about Trump. And in doing so, proving his point, oddly enough.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 01:36 PM (39g3+)

992 the total number of people banned under the new policy is zero

Wait, what? I thought at least 4 people got nuked in the thread that announced the policy, and then some more people in the next days EMT?

Posted by: GMan at August 28, 2015 01:36 PM (sxq57)

993 *cuts open durian*

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2015 01:36 PM (Ck8hC)

994 "Can anyone construct a sentence using all four?"


I had four donuts and ate all four of them....?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 01:36 PM (LA7Cm)

995 981 Depends if people resort to nonsensical filler posts like this one

Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 01:36 PM (LAliD)

996 Only the hard core conservative dweebs suggested it's impossible to fellate a girl. Wrong! I fellated her many times and she loved it.
Posted by: Palin Steele at August 28, 2015 01:34 PM (OiFtZ)

So does Barry know you are dating Mooch?

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 28, 2015 01:37 PM (kXoT0)

997 989 So I'm assuming that, despite the good things I've heard, retiring to Portugal probably isn't a good idea,
------------

Their cork is fabulous!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 01:36 PM (9mTYi)

They make some really good port wine, so there's that.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 01:37 PM (2Ojst)

998 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 28, 2015 01:37 PM (kff5f)

999 Ugh, Rush talking about himself again. That's like 80% of his content.

Posted by: Blankety Blank So and So at August 28, 2015 01:37 PM (nFICN)

1000 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 28, 2015 01:37 PM (kff5f)

1001 Think we'll hit 1000 before a nood goes up?
Posted by: Weasel
--------------

Yes, yes I do.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 01:37 PM (9mTYi)

1002 I love Lisbon Portugal. And its not expensive.

Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:37 PM (zOTsN)

1003 984 Handy with the net

Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 01:37 PM (LAliD)

1004 It is the thread that will not eeeend...
It just goes on and on my friends...

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 28, 2015 01:37 PM (kff5f)

1005 1000 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 28, 2015 01:37 PM (kff5f)

That couldn't have been more perfect timing.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 01:38 PM (2Ojst)

1006 GMan,

Yep.

Ranger Up has as a lot of good gear.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 01:38 PM (zyIlW)

1007 I was hoping for an influx of Brazilian hookers - any word on that?

Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2015 01:38 PM (6xtq3)

1008 1000 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 28, 2015 01:37 PM (kff5f)

Impeccable timing, and on that note I am going to Anaconda.

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:38 PM (BXOyX)

1009 I think a couple people may have self banned

Posted by: Buzzion at August 28, 2015 01:38 PM (iGk6k)

1010 I felt shitty, so I took a shit, and, with thinking about it, grabbed that fresh shit and started drawing on the bathroom mirror, shittly.

Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 01:38 PM (jjaLl)

1011 Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 01:38 PM (2Ojst)

One does one's humble best.
And gets really freaking lucky.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 28, 2015 01:38 PM (kff5f)

1012 Tee time at Hickham? Gee, that brings back some memories. Back when I was just a wee masked fish eagle back in the 1970's my dad was stationed USMC HQ PAC at Camp Smith. One day we saw a few RAF Avro Vulcans fly in (I'm guessing from Hong Kong as at that time it was still in Her Brittanic Majesty's Realms) and we drove over to Hickham to see them up close. While we were driving around the base my dad pointed out the golf course, swimming pool and other rec facilities and said, "you know, the reason the Air Force has all these nice facilities is, when they get money from Congress to build a base, they always build the golf course and swimming pool first, and then they go back to Congress and say, "hey guys, can you give us a little extra cash? We forgot to build the runway".

Posted by: The Osprey at August 28, 2015 01:39 PM (3TviK)

1013 1007 Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2015 01:38 PM (6xtq3)

If the mounted will not come to weasel perhaps weasel will have to go to the mounted?

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:39 PM (BXOyX)

1014 , fighting over a can of cat food.

Posted by: Weasel


I much prefer Dinky Di.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 01:39 PM (/Ho8c)

1015 So, is Ace still asleep amidst the tangled sheets on Twitter's bed?

Or did he ban himself for insulting himself?

Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2015 01:39 PM (jBuUi)

1016 well there was one. Kari. She got banned. She was deliberately provoking and called Ace a "whiney little slut". Dont know if she was one of the immediate unbans. I sort of left the thread after that. I hate it when mommy and daddy fight

Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:40 PM (zOTsN)

1017

Dammit.


Where in the hell is Willow?

Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 01:40 PM (8XRCm)

1018 Here, click this. You can trust me.



http://goo.gl/lXtPjg

Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 01:33 PM (xWW96)
**
Oh Man!! That was like jumping into Lake Erie in the middle of February.**Shutter**

Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 01:40 PM (NpXoL)

1019 I had four donuts and ate all four of them....?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 01:36 PM (LA7Cm)


but why?

Posted by: Ariana Grande... at August 28, 2015 01:40 PM (qOsoH)

1020 *does Forrest Gump wave at AllenG*

Hola, dude.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 01:40 PM (LUgeY)

1021
My numerous posts under pseudonyms is what drove the thread over the 1000 mark.

Posted by: Brian Williams at August 28, 2015 01:40 PM (OiFtZ)

1022 >>> IRA's MUMR?


Wouldn't doubt that one bit. Both are the crazee

Posted by: Bigby's Shaky Hands at August 28, 2015 01:40 PM (3ZtZW)

1023 I'm a big star but the sidewalk is still close to my ass! Like Bob Costas!

Posted by: Peter Dinklage at August 28, 2015 01:40 PM (gwG9s)

1024 1009 I think a couple people may have self banned
Posted by: Buzzion at August 28, 2015 01:38 PM (iGk6k)


That'll make you go blind.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at August 28, 2015 01:40 PM (vgIRn)

1025 1009 Posted by: Buzzion at August 28, 2015 01:38 PM (iGk6k)

It happens...

then you unban yourself....

or in your case and arguably mine cast "resurrect self"...

I thought the River Styx was not as cold as advertised.

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:40 PM (BXOyX)

1026 Can anyone construct a sentence using all four? Extra credit if you can.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2015 01:32 PM (KCQo0)

-----
Shitty Shirley shittily shit surely.

Extra credit for the tongue twister?

-----

Well done. You have three ban credits, which can be applied against future bans.

For the extra credit, Mary Cloggenstein will perform the nude Gaia dance for you wearing nothing but her Birkenstocks and patchouli oil.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2015 01:40 PM (KCQo0)

1027 1000 posts on the board
1000 posts
Take one down and pass it around
999 posts on the board.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 28, 2015 01:40 PM (XUKZU)

1028 Hola, dude.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 01:40 PM (LUgeY)


Yaaaaay! You're back!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 28, 2015 01:41 PM (kff5f)

1029
So, is Ace still asleep
Posted by: zombie




He's been d1cking around on twitter for hours.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 28, 2015 01:41 PM (kdS6q)

1030 I was hoping for an influx of Brazilian hookers - any word on that?
Posted by: Weasel

*shifty eyes*
*looks at door to the basement*
Nope! None here!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 28, 2015 01:41 PM (VAsIq)

1031 The shitty shitter shittily shit a shitty shit in the shitter.

Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 01:41 PM (/kI1Q)

1032 clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang clang

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 28, 2015 01:41 PM (CrYC8)

1033 IRA's MUMR?

MUMR was Raykon.

Posted by: Grump928(C) blows your mind at August 28, 2015 01:41 PM (rwI+c)

1034 1000 posts on the board
1000 posts
Take one down


Oh, great. Who got banned now?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 28, 2015 01:41 PM (kff5f)

1035

true story

hazardous chemicals from the 50s are under all those Air Force Golf Courses. Its where they buried them

Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:41 PM (zOTsN)

1036 1014 Noted - we'll pass your request along to the camp administration.

Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2015 01:41 PM (6xtq3)

1037 1015 So, is Ace still asleep amidst the tangled sheets on Twitter's bed?

Or did he ban himself for insulting himself?

Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2015 01:39 PM (jBuUi)

Got himself some new language cd's so be prepared for some French.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 01:42 PM (fWAjv)

1038 We really should hit the TipJar harder so the Cobs can afford to get him chipped.

Posted by: Garrett


I'd hit it.

Oh. Sorry.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 01:42 PM (/Ho8c)

1039
This voluminous thread is almost as lengthy as the infamous sex thread of yesteryear. Don't recall the exact year?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 01:42 PM (OiFtZ)

1040 For the extra credit, Mary Cloggenstein will perform the nude Gaia dance for you wearing nothing but her Birkenstocks and patchouli oil.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2015 01:40 PM (KCQo0)

And paint made from kelp and ocher she ground herself

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 28, 2015 01:42 PM (kXoT0)

1041 He's been d1cking around on twitter for hours.

I don't understand what he sees in that whore.

Posted by: Grump928(C) blows your mind at August 28, 2015 01:42 PM (rwI+c)

1042 1022 Posted by: Bigby's Shaky Hands at August 28, 2015 01:40 PM (3ZtZW)

Going batshit crazy and babbling is kind of its own place...

Lord knows we have all I've been there....

but I interacted with both and I would never have guessed when they seemed sane.

Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:42 PM (BXOyX)

1043 Nood. No hoax.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 01:42 PM (2Ojst)

1044
Nood. No hoax.

Posted by: Insomniac


That's just what They want us to believe!

*scurries away*

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 01:42 PM (/Ho8c)

1045 Funny someone else posted about Rush talking about his ears. I came to this place to get away from the radio for a while. He said he would answer the caller's question in under 2 minutes... 30 minutes ago. We care, but we kind of don't. Move on.

Posted by: Eli Cash at August 28, 2015 01:43 PM (a+WIL)

1046 I believe a self ban is called "flouncing off"

cause instead of just leaving, you have to slam the door like a teenager

Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:43 PM (zOTsN)

1047 >>> I think a couple people may have self banned


I don't want ennybody else
when I think abo-owt you I ban myself
woo-oo-oh

Posted by: Bigby's Shaky Hands at August 28, 2015 01:43 PM (3ZtZW)

1048
Osprey @ 1012, now careful there. After the French train thing, many regulars were coming forward to announced temporary self-bans on Air Force jokes/slagging.

Just thought you should know. This place having foraken the Wild West model, and all.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2015 01:43 PM (QDnY+)

1049 "I felt shitty, so I took a shit, and, with thinking about it, grabbed that fresh shit and started drawing on the bathroom mirror, shittly."

Excellent work. You really paint a picture. It appears you have attended the renowned Anthony Soprano Academy of Arts and Language in Kearny, New Jersey.

Two ban credits for you!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2015 01:44 PM (KCQo0)

1050 Yaaaaay! You're back!

Yeppers. Thanks again for relaying my messages to the Horde in my absence.

And thanks again to Ace, Maet, Pixy and Andy to get me unbanninated.

It'sa so good to beesa home.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 01:44 PM (LUgeY)

1051 OK, stuff to do and the comments are coming way too quickly to keep up now. Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 28, 2015 01:44 PM (UQGss)

1052 Eric Cantor endorses "Jeb!" .

http://www.weaselzippers.us/ 232828-eric-cantor-im-all-in-for-jeb-a-true-conservative-leader/

Jeb Fever! Catch it!

Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 01:44 PM (O7MnT)

1053 Two ban credits for you!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2015 01:44 PM (KCQo0)


Yah! Thanks!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 01:45 PM (jjaLl)

1054 0___________________________________________0

Posted by: Look! A whale! at August 28, 2015 01:31 PM (2Ojst)


Oh no, not again...

Posted by: Bowl of Petunias at August 28, 2015 01:46 PM (0TXlm)

1055 Posted by: maddogg
**
Oh Man!! That was like jumping into Lake Erie in the middle of February.**Shutter**


Posted by: dananjcon

Here you go to make up for maddogg, a couple of gingers for you.

http://tinyurl.com/b4as3hm

http://tinyurl.com/3rwmnkf

Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 01:47 PM (sgrzZ)

1056 nood by the way

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:49 PM (AkOaV)

1057 Contrarian Retirement to where the illegals are coming from?


Posted by: Blankety Blank So and So at August 28, 2015 01:25 PM (nFICN)

If you are thinking Mexico, it's not safe.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 28, 2015 01:50 PM (R8hU8)

1058 I think you should read it again. ace did become
uncivil in response to people being uncivil to him or twisting his words
to make it look like he was attacking them personally.



Can't speak for anyone else but I was also getting a bit tired of
having a few people claim anyone who wasn't 100% down with Trump as
suffering from TDS. It was not only stupid and insulting it was just
begging for a personal fight having nothing to do with Trump.


Posted by: JackStraw



That's not what happened.


Posted by: overunder at August 28, 2015 02:48 PM (s1rnI)

1059 Not in that thread, the main culprit was too busy
insulting ace and taking subsequent incoming. But for about the last two
weeks he was saying it in every frigging thread, even ones having to do
with puppies or gouda cheese.



More than a bit tedious.

Posted by: JackStraw



Also inaccurate.

Posted by: overunder at August 28, 2015 02:51 PM (s1rnI)

1060 1046
I believe a self ban is called "flouncing off"



cause instead of just leaving, you have to slam the door like a teenager

Posted by: ThunderB



Nice. Go back and read who said what.

Posted by: overunder at August 28, 2015 02:56 PM (s1rnI)

1061 Only up to #830 and figure there's a newd by now, but had to ask...

Is Conspiracy a subset of Concern Trolls?

Also, wow, were y'all kind & gentle; firm in debate, but wearing the kid-gloves with that one, 'most all the way.

Posted by: mindful webworker - readread readread readread at August 28, 2015 03:10 PM (ACs58)

1062 Cons are a lot fked up.

Posted by: I love Jesus at August 28, 2015 11:20 PM (w2PYw)

1063 Cons hate Jesus Its a fact.

Posted by: I love Jesus at August 28, 2015 11:22 PM (w2PYw)

1064 fking cons

Posted by: I love Jesus at August 28, 2015 11:25 PM (w2PYw)

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When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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