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Open Thread
John Singer Sargent, "Poppies" (1886)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 09:44 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 09:44 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 09:44 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Lurking Cloak Off at August 28, 2015 09:44 AM (Q8y6V)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 09:45 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 09:46 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Lurking Cloak Back On at August 28, 2015 09:46 AM (Q8y6V)
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 28, 2015 09:47 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: biancaneve at August 28, 2015 09:47 AM (kBiy2)
Trying to come up with a witty "Shihtzu from shinola" joke. Not happening.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 09:48 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 09:48 AM (WRnYo)
Posted by: Kindltoto - too at August 28, 2015 09:48 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 09:48 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 09:49 AM (9krrF)
Conferring with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain
Posted by: Dave, exiled in RI at August 28, 2015 09:49 AM (eQHGA)
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 28, 2015 09:47 AM (C9pBZ)
----
Tie em together in a a knot.
Then you got a pair of Shihtzu knots.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 09:49 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 28, 2015 09:49 AM (gW5Vg)
Between the crosses, row on row...
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at August 28, 2015 09:49 AM (iuQS7)
-------------------------------------------------------
The award ceremony.
Posted by: Just thinking out loud at August 28, 2015 09:50 AM (ShdUd)
Posted by: se pa moron at August 28, 2015 09:50 AM (sI4OA)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2015 09:50 AM (3pRHP)
This is the HQ we know and love.
I didn't even see the last one before this was up.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 09:50 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Guest of the Scotts at August 28, 2015 09:50 AM (VarTq)
Posted by: Lurking Cloak Back On at August 28, 2015 09:46 AM (Q8y6V)
What the little boy shot at, not a fucking thing
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 28, 2015 09:51 AM (R8hU8)
Posted by: se pa moron at August 28, 2015 09:51 AM (sI4OA)
Posted by: Dave, exiled in RI at August 28, 2015 09:51 AM (eQHGA)
Hey! Everybody has to have ambitions.
Posted by: MTF at August 28, 2015 09:51 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: overunder at August 28, 2015 09:51 AM (s1rnI)
Posted by: Cathode at August 28, 2015 09:51 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 09:50 AM (9krrF)
TWSS?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 28, 2015 09:52 AM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 28, 2015 09:52 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Cathode at August 28, 2015 09:53 AM (wtvvX)
She's asked people from church to help her load her truck, and this morning she told me that the guy coordinating this has only lined up three people to help. "Hopefully he'll find more people before this evening." Her whole attitude seemed to be that he wasn't very competent in getting people to help. I had to bite my tongue from saying, "You know, it's not his job to hire movers for you. That's just a nice thing he offered to do."
I just don't understand some people's thinking.
Posted by: biancaneve at August 28, 2015 09:53 AM (kBiy2)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 28, 2015 09:53 AM (wtvvX)
It's easy. You fill out a blog application form. You have to demonstrate that you've taken appropriate blogging courses and passed a certified blog test.
You pay the blog application fee, then on approval you pay the blog license fee. The approval gets your blog submitted for review, which if successful entitles you to pay the blog tax.
But you can't have a blog.
Posted by: The Government at August 28, 2015 09:54 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at August 28, 2015 09:54 AM (RD7QR)
My twin 3 year old grandsons found the button that opens and closes the power side window shades in the back seat.
Now they have a routine when we're next to someone at a light or driving alongside. They look straight ahead while the shades open, turn, look at the other driver, then back straight ahead as the shades close again.
I know it doesn't sound funny written out but it's fucking hilarious when you see it.
Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 09:54 AM (Zs4uk)
What have we been trying to warn you knuckle-draggers about Microaggressions?
Posted by: Sally Kohn at August 28, 2015 09:55 AM (O7MnT)
You have to demonstrate that you've taken appropriate blogging courses
and passed a certified blog test.
You pay the blog application fee, then on approval you pay the blog
license fee. The approval gets your blog submitted for review, which if
successful entitles you to pay the blog tax.
But you can't have a blog.
Posted by: The Government
Threadwinnah! Blog winner nominee.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 09:55 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 28, 2015 09:55 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 09:56 AM (WRnYo)
In my elementary school, one sixth-grade teacher was a plump old lady who made all the students memorize and recite "In Flanders Fields." Fifth-graders openly dreaded getting assigned to her classroom, as this task was considered insurmountable and a horrible punishment. Looking back, it is to laugh.
Years later, after she was dead, I found out that when she was young and not so plump, she was engaged to be married, and her intended went away to the Great War and did not return. She'd assigned that poem all those years in his memory.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 09:56 AM (xq1UY)
Not sure why the "earned" isn't in quotes, too.
Posted by: Stuart Smalley & Jack Handy at August 28, 2015 09:57 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at August 28, 2015 09:59 AM (iuQS7)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 28, 2015 09:59 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 09:59 AM (NOIQH)
Thanks Obama. Civilization was great while it lasted.
http://fxn.ws/1hkUXHb
Posted by: MTF at August 28, 2015 10:00 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 09:56 AM (xq1UY)
That is very sweet and very sad but now I've got 'Flanders Fields' reciting over and over in my head like a pop song earworm. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Posted by: troyriser at August 28, 2015 10:00 AM (XHR9b)
That makes my brain I don't have hurt.
Posted by: Dave, exiled in RI at August 28, 2015 10:01 AM (eQHGA)
The culture of micro-aggressions has instilled into people a behavior that ranks looking for offense to be as important as the need to eat, sleep, and reproduce.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at August 28, 2015 10:01 AM (zpZLP)
Is it just me or is he creepy?
Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 10:01 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Dave, exiled in RI at August 28, 2015 10:01 AM (eQHGA)
'Tis author talk carried over from the ONT. Fret not.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at August 28, 2015 10:02 AM (iuQS7)
Dang it, where'd all this dust in my office come from...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 10:03 AM (9krrF)
But then, poems are made by fools, like me. You know who makes trees, right?
Hope this helps.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 10:03 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Dave, exiled in RI at August 28, 2015 10:04 AM (eQHGA)
He was/is very calm and talkative.
I suppose not everyone wears their sadness on their sleeve, but I was surprised he was willing to speak publicly, be interviewed, etc. because I would do the opposite.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 10:04 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: FCF at August 28, 2015 10:05 AM (kejii)
"High Flight," on the other hand, would have done no harm at all. But "In Flanders Fields" was a good choice, and I hope all her students realize it now. Thanks for sharing.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at August 28, 2015 10:06 AM (iuQS7)
Posted by: Arson Wells at August 28, 2015 10:06 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Roy at August 28, 2015 10:07 AM (fWLrt)
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 28, 2015 10:08 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Guest of the Scotts at August 28, 2015 10:08 AM (VarTq)
Posted by: William S Burroughs and his million dollar arm at August 28, 2015 10:08 AM (5buP8)
Holy crap, did you read that article?
'one time after one of our live shots failed, he threw all his stuff down and ran into the woods for like 20 minutes'
Yeah. Batshit.
Posted by: Lea at August 28, 2015 10:08 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Arson Wells at August 28, 2015 10:08 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Lea at August 28, 2015 10:09 AM (lIU4e)
Fourth! What comes after Win, Place, and Show?
Posted by: Lurking Cloak Back On at August 28, 2015 09:46 AM (Q8y6V)
Loser.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 28, 2015 10:09 AM (TuXs5)
Posted by: Roy at August 28, 2015 10:07 AM (fWLrt)
Not unless it insults the first post as a neo nazi white supremacist or a GOPe cocksucker.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 28, 2015 10:10 AM (gW5Vg)
Hillary too, way to destabilize those countries with no plan for the aftermath.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 28, 2015 10:10 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at August 28, 2015 10:10 AM (HstNY)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 28, 2015 10:11 AM (evdj2)
Dave, you could buy one of Elisabeth's Loyal Valley books.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 10:11 AM (WRnYo)
Posted by: Dave, exiled in RI at August 28, 2015 10:11 AM (eQHGA)
poppies blanketing the exit on I-24. They ripped them out about 6-7
years ago
Posted by: FCF at August 28, 2015 10:05 AM (kejii)
**
Poppies are inherently racist and paternalistic.
Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 10:12 AM (NpXoL)
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Was it an organic stomping?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2015 10:12 AM (oZr5y)
Station: Flanagan is not outstanding in his field
Flanagan: racist!!
Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 10:12 AM (hwHa4)
NRO: Yes, Trump Sorta Bombed by Quin Hillyer
I received some significant blowback last week when I reported that Trumps speech was so bad that it actually seemed to turn off some former fans.
Well, here is Ashley Trice, editor of Mobiles Lagniappe weekly, in her column out yesterday: Then there is the Mod Mobilian, a right-leaning online publication. It also panned Trump:
Trump is a joke. He ought to be fired.
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/423161/donald-trump-mobile-speech
Protip: If you're going to commit an "appeal to authority" logical fallacy, at least use a source more prominent than the local weekly shopper.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 28, 2015 10:12 AM (kdS6q)
And jwest - I can just picture your twin grandkids punking the drivers with their window routine.
Posted by: biancaneve at August 28, 2015 10:13 AM (kBiy2)
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 10:13 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 10:13 AM (Z58Xa)
Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 10:13 AM (hwHa4)
She was so good she worked 4 jobs at once!!
http://preview.tinyurl.com/nfw9tjz
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 10:13 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 28, 2015 10:13 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Dave, exiled in RI at August 28, 2015 10:13 AM (eQHGA)
Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at August 28, 2015 10:10 AM (HstNY
Silly Penis, blacks can do anything they want. They have no racially motivated angst. See Cornell West
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 10:14 AM (Z58Xa)
Teach them to ask if they have any Grey Poupon.
Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 10:14 AM (/kI1Q)
I suppose you can guess where he went.
He's gotten pretty good at slipping surly bonds.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 10:14 AM (xq1UY)
How many people know he's a candidate for president?
Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 10:15 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at August 28, 2015 10:15 AM (iuQS7)
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2015 10:16 AM (sPO3u)
Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 10:15 AM (Zs4uk
He was on CNN? My guess would be 27 people. That's the entire CNN audience. Isn't it?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 10:16 AM (Z58Xa)
Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at August 28, 2015 10:16 AM (HstNY)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 10:16 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: maddogg
*slowly steps away from maddogg*
Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 10:16 AM (2oWD2)
Posted by: parteagirl at August 28, 2015 10:17 AM (K0jlM)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 10:04 AM (NOIQH)
Yeah. I know people differ, but I'm sure I'd be hiding out somewhere bawling. Unless I was delivering supremely angry diatribes. One of those.
Posted by: Lea at August 28, 2015 10:17 AM (lIU4e)
Now, I'll be known as a Gilmore FanBoy and probably get banned.
Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 10:17 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Charles Johnson at August 28, 2015 10:17 AM (LPHFE)
Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 10:17 AM (u49WF)
Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 10:18 AM (2oWD2)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/nfw9tjz
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 10:13 AM (NOIQH)
Four jobs at once, eh?
In my day we called it DVDA.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 10:18 AM (TOk1P)
Get off your high horse you....you....you......
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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 10:18 AM (Z58Xa)
Posted by: Charles Johnson at August 28, 2015 10:17 AM (LPHFE)
That is one of the most disturbing fucking things I've read at this site.
I don't know whether to congratulate you or try and get you banned.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 28, 2015 10:18 AM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: Dave, exiled in RI at August 28, 2015 10:19 AM (eQHGA)
I don't know whether to congratulate you or try and get you banned.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 28, 2015 10:18 AM (gW5Vg
I giggled.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 10:19 AM (Z58Xa)
Posted by: parteagirl
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I believe "establishment" as opposed to rank and file GOP voters who got stabbed in the back.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 28, 2015 10:19 AM (E5UB0)
I don't know whether to congratulate you or try and get you banned.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 28, 2015 10:18 AM (gW5Vg)
I think that really IS bicycle boy.
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 10:19 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2015 10:19 AM (r65B3)
I suspect it's that he's already comfortable on camera + wanting to be sure someone is talking about one of the victims, not the killer.
Honestly, I am sick of having each shooters mug all over the TV and blogs. I don't want to see the sicko's face, I don't want it to be about them.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 10:20 AM (NOIQH)
Great. One of The Gilmore Girls.
Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 10:20 AM (2oWD2)
That is so sad and sweet.
Did she ever marry, do you know?
Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 10:20 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Feminist art critic at August 28, 2015 10:20 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 10:21 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Notorious BeeGees at August 28, 2015 10:21 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 10:21 AM (LAliD)
I think they let eunuchs keep one nut - so no - because the establishment Republicans have shown . . . none.
Not sure. We should ask all who voted for the Corker bill.
Tom Cotton still has his.
Posted by: GBruno at August 28, 2015 10:21 AM (u49WF)
No treble
Posted by: Meghan McCain, Tomorrow's Republican Today at August 28, 2015 10:21 AM (oZr5y)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 28, 2015 10:21 AM (0O7c5)
In the Thirties, the Hungarian ladies in America's Finest Ethnic Neighborhood grew poppies along the railroad siding that goes right between the houses to the flour mill. They used the poppy seeds to make the filling for Those Hungarian Pastries.
So one day the local Eliot Ness squad shows up to eliminate the narcotic menace. Those who were there to see all those old ladies with brooms and iron skillets drive off the federal agents never forgot the spectacle.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 10:21 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Charles Johnson at August 28, 2015 10:17 AM
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This is disturbingly visual.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2015 10:21 AM (r65B3)
Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 10:21 AM (NpXoL)
Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 10:22 AM (LAliD)
That's one thing that I don't get about the Israelis. Why the little tit for tat strikes?
I think it would work out much better to give the "palestinians" their own country, lock, stock, and barrel.
And then once the first rocket or suicide bomber crosses the border, their country would be crushed and TRULY occupied.
Israel will never win the PR war. Might as well win the real one.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at August 28, 2015 10:22 AM (UPYPp)
Most people don't appreciate how hard it is to write good homo-erotic stuff.
You've got a gift.
Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 10:22 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: jwpaine, hard of listening at August 28, 2015 10:22 AM (wKcQA)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 10:20 AM (NOIQH)
The "Some Asshole Initiative" has my vote.
http://nonadventures.com/2015/06/20/the-some-of-all-fears/
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 28, 2015 10:23 AM (gW5Vg)
Scott Walker was so mean to me this morning on Morning Joe. He was talking about how Iran is still the regime it was in 1979 when he and he brother were out front tying yellow ribbons to their oak tree.
So yeah, the bastard gave me that earworm.
I chased it away with 99 Luftballons.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 10:23 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: jwest
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Nope, but being a Waters fanboy would.
Posted by: David Gilmore at August 28, 2015 10:23 AM (E5UB0)
Yeah. Batshit.
Posted by: Lea at August 28, 2015 10:08 AM (lIU4e)
wow.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 28, 2015 10:23 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: dananjcon
Curious to know what he said right after the Charleston shooting.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 10:23 AM (/Ho8c)
WHat does that stand for?
Huma's 4 jobs, which oddly enough, often involved doing the same thing - arranging meetings between HRC and VIPs:
* State Dept - Hillary's aide
* Clinton Foundation
* Teneo consulting (run by close Clinton donor)
* Part of Hillary's transition team (SoS-->Prezzy)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 10:23 AM (NOIQH)
Wow just fixing that formatting issue, paperback version lost 12 printed pages.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 10:23 AM (WRnYo)
Here are some things I think are happening.
One is the deepening estrangement between the elites and the non-elites in America. This is the area in which Trumpism flourishes. We'll talk about that deeper in.
Second, Mr. Trump's support is not limited to Republicans, not by any means.
Third, the traditional mediating or guiding institutions within the Republican universe - its establishment, respected voices in conservative media, sober-minded state party officials - have little to no impact on Mr. Trump's rise. Some say voices of authority should stand up to oppose him, which will lower his standing. But Republican powers don't have that kind of juice anymore. Mr. Trump's supporters aren't just bucking a party, they're bucking everything around, within and connected to it.
https://tinyurl.com/q9zg4lj
Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 10:24 AM (O7MnT)
And now, my beauties, something with poison in it, I think.
With poison in it, but attractive to the eye, and soothing to the smell.
Poppies... Poppies. Poppies will put them to sleep.
Sleeeeep. Now they'll sleeeeep!
Posted by: The New Polite Wicked Witch of the West at August 28, 2015 10:24 AM (KUa85)
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Fuck you right back. And fuck your mom too.
Posted by: 1-800 FLOWERS at August 28, 2015 10:24 AM (oZr5y)
In my day we called it nose candy.
You snorted heroin?!? F'ng hardcore, man, hardcore.
Posted by: William S Burroughs and his million dollar arm at August 28, 2015 10:24 AM (5buP8)
Posted by: Georgia O'Keeffe at August 28, 2015 10:24 AM (2oWD2)
I chased it away with 99 Luftballons.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 10:23 AM (JtwS4)
everybody have fun tonight! everybody wang chung tonight!
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 28, 2015 10:25 AM (0O7c5)
Most people don't appreciate how hard it is to write good homo-erotic stuff.
You've got a gift.
Posted by: jwest
True. Kudos for your freakishly creepy story.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 10:25 AM (/Ho8c)
In Flanders Filed where yellow ribbons...?
Nooooo!!!
Is it too early for a tall cool one?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2015 10:25 AM (r65B3)
http://pic.twitter.com/I2JYuXf3pR
Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 10:25 AM (/kI1Q)
*kicks door*
*flashbangs baby*
*shoots second-grader*
*shoots dog*
*confiscates server*
*loots personal safe*
*seizes bank accounts*
Oh. They were just regular poppies. But it's your fault for having poppies in the first place! If we could do it all over again knowing what we know now, we'd do everything exactly the same way! And we're keeping the money, fucker!
Posted by: SWAT team at August 28, 2015 10:26 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 10:26 AM (xWW96)
You are a good friend.
She sounds like someone who takes advantage.
Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 10:26 AM (cbfNE)
drainage outlet by the Santa Monica Pier. Except they were dead someone
had dumped garbage on them. It made me think of Ace, naked and in pain.
So I lay myself down amongst them and said to myself, " come to me Ace,
with your naked pain" and wrapped my arms around the dead garbage
poppies and gave them a slow lingering kiss.
Posted by: Charles Johnson at August 28, 2015 10:17 AM
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This is disturbingly visual.
Posted by: Diogenes
I thought it could use more bicycle references. Especially about the seat.
Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 10:27 AM (2oWD2)
campaign season..i have now been through a few here.
always rowdy, people always vying for their guy/gal. some stridently -some with reasoned response.
almost seven years of us rolling over for the progressives
moral at an all time low, so bad that many actual republican voters are actually looking outside the gop to vote.
some seem more strident at times because of stress, and the 'what's next' fear
most are worried if the country can turn back from falling off the cliff.
thought of many Gope really don't like our ideas , just demand we stay voting gop.
constant gaslighting by the media , administration and now our gop leaders at points.
tons of frustration and reactions to it.
I personally burn out and take a day or a few days off pretty regulalrly
Ace and the cobs really don't have the ability to walk away and take whatever time needed to refresh.
last thought, i can remember ace asking me at LGF after a comment i made about tough crowd at aces.
so before 7 years ago.
i said aces wasn't really for sissies and i guess i am a sissy
it's fast and rough here, always has been as far as i've looked at this site.
letrs' keep our chins up and truy to be respectful at least to eachother.
or not. cause i'm not the boss of you
Posted by: willow at August 28, 2015 10:27 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 10:27 AM (/kI1Q)
Brystholder
Word for word: Breast holder
English equivalent: Brassiere
http://goo.gl/DVXGOC
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 28, 2015 10:27 AM (iQIUe)
Also, let Alex know that Sabo designed a Hillary campaign button for her!
http://unsavoryagents.com/?projects=campaign-buttons
Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 10:27 AM (hwHa4)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 28, 2015 10:28 AM (5buP8)
Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 10:25 AM (/kI1Q)
Heh. I remember that. Most excellent.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 28, 2015 10:28 AM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 10:28 AM (WRnYo)
I can buy that.
Of course, being a young blond girl, she will already get more attention than the cameraman...
Posted by: Lea at August 28, 2015 10:28 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: David Ortiz at August 28, 2015 10:29 AM (eQHGA)
Posted by: dananjcon
Curious to know what he said right after the Charleston shooting.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 10:23 AM (/Ho8c)
**
Oh that's easy...."Kill Whitey...Kill...Kill..Kill....Whitey!!""Thank you"
Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 10:29 AM (NpXoL)
Posted by: David Carradine at August 28, 2015 10:29 AM (2oWD2)
Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 10:29 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 10:29 AM (NpXoL)
I believe it ends with C-I-L-L whitey!
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:30 AM (2Ojst)
Also, let Alex know that Sabo designed a Hillary campaign button for her!
http://unsavoryagents.com/?projects=campaign-buttons
Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 10:27 AM (hwHa4)
Morning!
Buahahahahaha.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 28, 2015 10:30 AM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 10:29 AM (O7MnT)
I would, but it's not a metaphor. It's a simile.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:31 AM (2Ojst)
West suffers from a tooth deficit.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 28, 2015 10:31 AM (W5DcG)
The guy executed by firing squad in Utah?
Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 10:18 AM (2oWD2)
No. The guitarist for Pink Floyd
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2015 10:31 AM (3pRHP)
It's easy. You fill out a blog application form. You have to demonstrate that you've taken appropriate blogging courses and passed a certified blog test.
You pay the blog application fee, then on approval you pay the blog license fee. The approval gets your blog submitted for review, which if successful entitles you to pay the blog tax.
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*snort*
That's about how it goes.
Posted by: lindafell de Spair at August 28, 2015 10:31 AM (xVgrA)
The guy executed by firing squad in Utah?
Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 10:18 AM (2oWD2)
No. The guitarist for Pink Floyd
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2015 10:31 AM (3pRHP)
I thought that was Happy Gilmore.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:32 AM (2Ojst)
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That's no metaphor. It's a simile.
Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant at August 28, 2015 10:32 AM (oZr5y)
Of course she's part of the problem, so she can't admit the truth, even to herself.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 10:32 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:31 AM (2Ojst)
....and that's when the grammar fight started.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 28, 2015 10:32 AM (gW5Vg)
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 10:32 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 10:33 AM (WRnYo)
Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 10:33 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 10:33 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 10:33 AM (O7MnT)
I'm positive I wasn't attacking your simile, just the misclassification thereof.
I'm just digging myself in deeper here, aren't I?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:34 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: not-very rev. al sharpton at August 28, 2015 10:34 AM (pgzyN)
Posted by: Insomniac
Careful.
The Banhammer is circling overhead.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 10:35 AM (/Ho8c)
Not enough. "Fate roars as, like an enraged Tyrannosaurus Rex, it charges through the beautiful plans we lay out like a stained-glass window, shattering them into thousands of fragments suspended momentarily in the air, taunting us with what can never be, before falling to the ground in a sad rain of color and broken glass. Truly, a bad day to go barefoot."
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 10:35 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at August 28, 2015 10:35 AM (KkVB6)
Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 10:35 AM (LAliD)
But hundreds and hundreds of people hereabouts, now from 50-something to close to 90, know that rhyme because of her long-dead fiance.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 10:35 AM (xq1UY)
Put the popcorn away, it's cut and dried.
Simile compares two thing using "like" or "as."
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 28, 2015 10:36 AM (5buP8)
Those are AWESOME!!
In 2016 I decided go all in an order a Romney magnetic bumber sticker and some buttons - was soooo sick of all the Obama flair in my neighborhood. Ordered 'em 2 mths before the election. They arrived.....the day after the election.
I also emailed the Romney Denver HQ a week or so before the 1st debate which was in my neighborhood - the Obama locals had obviously gone door-to-door and gotten A LOT of lawn signs up (they popped up one weekend), also in a lot of roadside places, plastered on some unoccupied businesses near campus (irony is dead), etc. The didn't do ANYTHING about that, so anyone arriving at the debate got the impression that there was only Obama love here.
Stupid, stupid self-inflected wounds.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 10:36 AM (NOIQH)
New ear worm: I like big poppies and I cannot lie...
Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 10:36 AM (hwHa4)
Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 10:36 AM (O7MnT)
That is so sad and sweet.
Did she ever marry, do you know?
Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 10:20 AM (cbfNE)
Stringer's story reminds me of a song, written by Patti Griffin (and probably covered by any one of several country artists who can't actually write songs themselves) called "Making Pies."
It's a similar story. Sweet and sad, and probably reflective of a large, unseen and unheard group of women who have similar experiences.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 10:36 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:36 AM (2Ojst)
If you call any of the 1-800 services, you'll get fucked. All that is a phone boiler room that tacks on a minimum of 30% and usually more like 50%, then sends your order off to whatever florist will take the low-ball remains.
On the web, Teleflora, FTD and the others will show you a picture, then whack you a stiff up charge to pass the order along to a local florist.
If you want to do it right, look online for a florist in the area that you're sending flower to. Be aware that some order consolidators pay Google to make it look like they are local florists, but in reality they're just another boiler room.
Find an actual local florist, call or email, tell them what you're looking for and listen to their advise. Sometimes shit is just not in season. Sure, you can get the thing in the picture, but it will cost a whole lot more.
Buy what is in season, give the florist enough leeway to make something appropriate for the occasion and trust someone who operates a business in the town you're concerned with to do a good job. Arguing with an Asian rep in Taiwan after things get fucked up isn't going to be too gratifying.
Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 10:36 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: brian williams at August 28, 2015 10:37 AM (pgzyN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 10:37 AM (WRnYo)
Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 10:37 AM (cbfNE)
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If you can work a Rachel Corrie joke in there I think you've got a winner.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2015 10:37 AM (oZr5y)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 10:37 AM (9krrF)
Golden Isis actually inspired me to try my hand. I finished chapter one of my own pulp-flavored tale last night.
Now to work the rest of it out...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 10:38 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 10:38 AM (WRnYo)
Posted by: jewells45 at August 28, 2015 10:38 AM (l/N7H)
Posted by: brian williams
*stares*
I'm not sure I want to know.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 10:38 AM (/Ho8c)
*sticks tongue out, turns and runs away, waits for the ban hammer *
Posted by: lindafell de Spair at August 28, 2015 10:39 AM (xVgrA)
Posted by: Going to stop now before I get ghosted like Buzzion at August 28, 2015 10:39 AM (hwHa4)
drainage outlet by the Santa Monica Pier. Except they were dead someone
had dumped garbage on them. It made me think of Ace, naked and in pain.
So I lay myself down amongst them and said to myself, " come to me Ace,
with your naked pain" and wrapped my arms around the dead garbage
poppies and gave them a slow lingering kiss.
Posted by: Charles Johnson at August 28, 2015 10:17 AM
That was pretty great.
Perhaps a contest is in order, though that is probably already the winner-
for declarations of sympathy to Ace's great anguish.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2015 10:39 AM (KUa85)
It's sort of like when you like that hot chick and instead of choosing you she chooses the oily, greasy, gold toothed, tatted low life who has baby mommas and kids coming out of the wood work.
It's crushing and shocking and all together rage inducing and you vow your going to show her, by God you're going to show her.
We are endeavoring to show GOPe the error of its ways.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 28, 2015 10:39 AM (eDW1j)
Posted by: Vester at August 28, 2015 10:39 AM (bd5nI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 10:40 AM (WRnYo)
Posted by: jwest at August 28, 201
So what's your wife's name, Bob?
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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 10:40 AM (Z58Xa)
I have never read Lovecraft, a deficit which No. 2 Son decided to remedy just yesterday by sending me The Colour Out of Space.
I shall read it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 10:40 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Vester at August 28, 2015 10:39 AM (bd5nI
I know, I know, we should have picked our own poppies.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 10:40 AM (Z58Xa)
Hey, let's leave what I do on the phone out of it!
We aren't supposed to be negative about peoples...proclivities... anymore.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at August 28, 2015 10:41 AM (UPYPp)
Am I not the only one watching B5 reruns lately?
Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 10:41 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:41 AM (2Ojst)
162 Jim Gilmore was just being interviewed on CNN.
The guy executed by firing squad in Utah?
Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 10:18 AM (2oWD2)
No. The guitarist for Pink Floyd
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2015 10:31 AM (3pRHP)
I thought that was Happy Gilmore.
I thought they were Girls?
Posted by: overunder at August 28, 2015 10:42 AM (s1rnI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 10:42 AM (Z58Xa)
Posted by: Weepy Canuk Chick and sorta singer songwriter in the 90's at August 28, 2015 10:43 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at August 28, 2015 10:43 AM (qOsoH)
Posted by: lindafell de Spair at August 28, 2015 10:43 AM (xVgrA)
Yeah, so what's your point?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 10:42 AM (Z58Xa)
Eh? Nothing really, I was just trying to contribute.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:43 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Mandy P
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Very effective, riveting. But I've always found it more oppressive and depressing than anything else. They should have left. The story's an apt metaphor for what's happening to the country now, and how people can live in denial until it's too late. "Our President of Colour out of Chicago", as Mary Clogginstein might say.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 28, 2015 10:43 AM (E5UB0)
I'm stealing the T-Rex thing for the 'About the Book' blurb for Book 11.
Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 10:43 AM (O7MnT)
I call a local florist. I say "I don't know anything about flowers or girls, can you make something pretty for her?"
They ask the price range I have in mind and it always comes out well.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 10:43 AM (JtwS4)
magnetic bumber sticker and some buttons - was soooo sick of all the
Obama flair in my neighborhood. Ordered 'em 2 mths before the election.
They arrived.....the day after the election.
I also emailed the Romney Denver HQ a week or so before the 1st
debate which was in my neighborhood - the Obama locals had obviously
gone door-to-door and gotten A LOT of lawn signs up (they popped up one
weekend), also in a lot of roadside places, plastered on some unoccupied
businesses near campus (irony is dead), etc. The didn't do ANYTHING
about that, so anyone arriving at the debate got the impression that
there was only Obama love here.
Stupid, stupid self-inflected wounds.
Posted by: Lizzy
I honestly believe that Romney lost because of the people behind the curtain doing the grunt work were simply behind the 8 ball.
Everyone talks about how Romney didn't bring this up at the debate or didn't blast Obama enough on this, but the reality was it was probably a weak ground game, voter contact, ORCA, data mining, etc that led to most of his loss. They were still running elections like they were being run from 10 years ago whereas Obama had a team from Google picking through data.
Obama had the better ground game and that won it. Bush had the better ground game in 2004 and won it.
It's an important part of elections that even activists overlook.
Posted by: Kal at August 28, 2015 10:43 AM (gk9SE)
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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 10:40 AM (Z58Xa)
I don't have the patients to have a gay male florist as a wife.
They've worked in my wife's shop over the years and they're pretty high maintenance.
Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 10:44 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 28, 2015 10:44 AM (C9pBZ)
There's a movie on Netflix, if you're curious
Posted by: Bigby's Shaky Hands at August 28, 2015 10:44 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 10:45 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 10:45 AM (WRnYo)
Tyrannosaurus Rex through a church window. Countless hours of devotion
to a difficult craft, borne of the love of beauty and dedication to the
Creator, laid waste in a single raging moment of senseless destruction.
All purpose, color and light reduced to useless, cutting shards that
once were the dreams and aspirations of men.
P.S. Megan does butt stuff
Posted by: overunder at August 28, 2015 10:45 AM (s1rnI)
Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 10:45 AM (/kI1Q)
"Like an over-ripe beefsteak tomato rimmed with cottage cheese, the corpulent remains of Santa Claus lay dead on the hotel floor."
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 28, 2015 10:45 AM (l3vZN)
There's a movie on Netflix, if you're curious
Posted by: Bigby's Shaky Hands at August 28, 2015 10:44 AM (3ZtZW)
The HP Lovecraft Historical Society made a film adaptation of The Whisperer in Darkness. If you're a fan, it's pretty good, especially considering the shoestring budget.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:45 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:43 AM (2Ojst
And that you did!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 10:45 AM (Z58Xa)
One does not fuck with Michael.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at August 28, 2015 10:46 AM (UPYPp)
You take that back, right now, tulip girl!!!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Floral Critic ... at August 28, 2015 10:46 AM (qOsoH)
Posted by: lindafell de Spair
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They won't lick themselves, either. I'm on it.
Posted by: Ariana Grande at August 28, 2015 10:46 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 10:46 AM (xq1UY)
Am I not the only one watching B5 reruns lately?
Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 10:41 AM (O7MnT)
It only really works if you can reproduce that sound he makes.
Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at August 28, 2015 10:46 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Cheryl Tunt at August 28, 2015 10:47 AM (HstNY)
There's a movie on Netflix, if you're curious
Posted by: Bigby's Shaky Hands at August 28, 2015 10:44 AM (3ZtZW)
I'll have to check that out. The Whisperper in Darkness is the next story in my book, so I will look up that movie (thanks Insomniac!) as well.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at August 28, 2015 10:47 AM (KkVB6)
Posted by: Bigby's Shaky Hands at August 28, 2015 10:44 AM (3ZtZW)
Really?
Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 10:48 AM (cbfNE)
Ya catch our last few seasons?
Posted by: "Supernatural" at August 28, 2015 10:48 AM (NOIQH)
I do what I want!
You're not my supervisor!!!
Posted by: Cheryl Tunt at August 28, 2015 10:47 AM (HstNY)
Don't make me have to choke a bitch.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:48 AM (2Ojst)
C'mon you poppies. You wanna live forever?
Posted by: Johnny "Big Poppy" Rico at August 28, 2015 10:48 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 10:49 AM (JtwS4)
They've worked in my wife's shop over the years and they're pretty high maintenance.
Tell me about it...it's drama, drama, drama! They tend to be very discreet, though
Posted by: Nancy-boy Graham at August 28, 2015 10:49 AM (5buP8)
Fapping euphemisms were yesterday.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 10:49 AM (JtwS4)
You don't watch Archer, do you?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:49 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Mandy P
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Very effective, riveting. But I've always found it more oppressive
and depressing than anything else. They should have left. The story's an
apt metaphor for what's happening to the country now, and how people
can live in denial until it's too late. "Our President of Colour out of
Chicago", as Mary Clogginstein might say.
Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 28, 2015 10:43 AM (E5UB0)
There was a novel written, in the 80's I think, that is a sequel based around the reservoir that covered over the old farm. Did anyone read it? I can't remember the name or if it was any good.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2015 10:49 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Adriane the Floral Critic ... at August 28, 2015 10:50 AM (qOsoH)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2015 10:50 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at August 28, 2015 10:50 AM (KkVB6)
Posted by: The Barrel at August 28, 2015 10:50 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at August 28, 2015 10:50 AM (ds+b5)
Y'know, that one is probably my least favorite Lovecraft story, and it's all because of the 'u.'
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 28, 2015 10:50 AM (fJ5wU)
Posted by: Adriane the Floral Critic ... at August 28, 2015 10:50 AM (qOsoH)
Posted by: Yo! at August 28, 2015 10:51 AM (q+zA9)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2015 10:51 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: The Barrel at August 28, 2015 10:51 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 28, 2015 10:51 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 10:45 AM (WRnYo)
Yes, oh yes. The horde is a savvy bunch of bibliophiles, would be awesome!
But I'm not sure "if you were an Ewok, my love" is eligible.
Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 10:52 AM (hwHa4)
Is this our first kindler and gentler embarralling?
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 28, 2015 10:51 AM (C9pBZ)
No such thing
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 10:52 AM (Z58Xa)
Posted by: The Chicken at August 28, 2015 10:52 AM (JtwS4)
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Whisperp. That's what the locals called the Will-o-whisp that ravaged young country lasses foolish enough to venture near the bog.
Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 10:53 AM (cbfNE)
>>I've a mind to write a book about angels, not beatific angels, but more like the Special Forces of God, angels who, in their angelic form, are the most terrifying things in the universe.
The first thing Angels always say is "Be not afraid" unless, you know, they're there for another purpose altogether. Then, it's all mass death as they fly overhead and stuff.
Posted by: Bigby's Shaky Hands at August 28, 2015 10:53 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Adriane the Floral Critic ... at August 28, 2015 10:53 AM (qOsoH)
Just remembering that when the Armourer takes away 007's cute li'l Beretta, he describes the 7.65 round of the Walther as having "a delivery like a brick through a plate glass window." Some Boothroydic simile, and amusing because today the Pistole-30 is considered by many as a little too frail for adequate self-defen
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 10:53 AM (xq1UY)
I actually find all of the archaic spelling adds to the atmosphere for me. Maybe it's because it dates the material to the appropriate time period, but I'm liking it.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at August 28, 2015 10:54 AM (KkVB6)
It's crushing and shocking and all together rage inducing and you vow your going to show her, by God you're going to show her.
We are endeavoring to show GOPe the error of its ways.
The GOPe needs a good dose of the clap for messing with the low life.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 10:54 AM (FdFgz)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:54 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 28, 2015 10:54 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 10:54 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2015 10:55 AM (OSs/l)
Posted by: 1-800 FLOWERS at August 28, 2015 10:24 AM (oZr5y)
That made me pass an entire cheese sandwich through my nose.
Thank you.
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at August 28, 2015 10:55 AM (wKcQA)
Hmmmm, the side bar has ads for Huggie diapers
I wonder if T needs to tell me something
Posted by: Ncj at August 28, 2015 10:55 AM (KtJyl)
Like Wizard of Oz, but sinister? Sounds neat. Definitely will add that to the queue.
Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at August 28, 2015 10:55 AM (KkVB6)
Thank you.
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at August 28, 2015 10:55 AM (wKcQA)
That's snot your cheese sandwich.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:55 AM (2Ojst)
I wonder if T needs to tell me something"
Depends.
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 28, 2015 10:56 AM (C9pBZ)
I was, until I gave away my TV and DVD player. :\
Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 10:56 AM (/kI1Q)
Poppies are red
If you OD on heroin
You could be dead
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:54 AM (2Ojst)
Lovely epitaph for Buzzion
Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 10:56 AM (cbfNE)
I wonder if T needs to tell me something"
Depends.
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 28, 2015 10:56 AM (C9pBZ
You just wait.
Posted by: Cathy E. Ter
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 10:57 AM (Z58Xa)
If you've ever seen the animated Prince of Egypt with Val Kilmer, their Angel of Death sequence was downright terrifying for kids. And probably many adults.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 10:57 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Cheryl Tunt at August 28, 2015 10:57 AM (HstNY)
I took down my stupid Romney/Ryan sign down the day after the election. The neighbors across the street left their Obama/Biden sign up. After two days I put back up the stupid Romney/Ryan sign.
Fucking loser Romney.
The day after the election is when I stopped being a regular viewer of Fox News. I only watch for things like debates or the rare breaking news. All the fucking Bushies and Frank "The Cunt" Luntz drove me to the edge. Karl Rove and his white board late election night squealing like a pig in a slaughter house, another GOPe loser.
That's why it's so satisfying to see a guy like Donald Trump running circles around the GOPe and Fox News. It's like watching an episode of Benny Hill. The Establishment is going to learn a painful lesson one way or another.
Posted by: Arson Wells at August 28, 2015 10:57 AM (UnJ7w)
Hmmmm, the side bar has ads for Huggie diapers
I wonder if T needs to tell me something
Posted by: Ncj at August 28, 2015 10:55 AM (KtJyl)
She just had a prostatectomy.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 10:57 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Ncj at August 28, 2015 10:57 AM (3f8gu)
Posted by: Bigby's Shaky Hands at August 28, 2015 10:58 AM (3ZtZW)
Congratulations on getting your life back! A few years ago our younger daughter moved back just while she sold one apartment and was looking to buy another. We are still waiting.
I think mom's cooking, cleaning and shopping is the draw.
Posted by: Decaf at August 28, 2015 10:58 AM (yZKzN)
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 28, 2015 10:59 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: overunder at August 28, 2015 10:59 AM (s1rnI)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 10:59 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Yo! at August 28, 2015 11:00 AM (q+zA9)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 11:00 AM (FdFgz)
Posted by: Melissa Harris-Perry at August 28, 2015 11:00 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: chemjeff at August 28, 2015 11:00 AM (2XMpf)
Seriously, give this Texas Supreme Court justice a retweet.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 11:00 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 11:01 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: overunder at August 28, 2015 11:01 AM (s1rnI)
How about the Angels of Wrath. They are mentioned in the apocryphal 'Revelation of Moses.' Also called angels of anger. Supposedly at the Last Judgement seven of them will appear. Three are mentioned - Af, Hemah, and Kezef - in the 'Revelation of Moses.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 11:01 AM (WRnYo)
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Good on you for helping her out. I know a lot of wealthy people who wouldnt ever think of helping anyone else out even though it would not inconvenience them in the least.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 28, 2015 11:01 AM (iQIUe)
"Come to me, Kindltot, and we shall join entwined in foul embrace!"
- the last bit is iambic pentameter.
Anyways, off to my prosaic life packed full with quotidian concerns
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2015 11:01 AM (3pRHP)
If that's anything like being an engineer on a ship guess you'll be home Tuesday
Posted by: Ncj at August 28, 2015 11:01 AM (3f8gu)
My late mother in law used to make the poppyseed filled pastries. Hmmm, delicious.
Posted by: Decaf at August 28, 2015 11:01 AM (yZKzN)
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 28, 2015 11:03 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 11:04 AM (FdFgz)
I would trade my kid for one....
I like her...two
Posted by: Ncj at August 28, 2015 11:04 AM (3f8gu)
It's what I imagine a ceremony would be if the Post Office planned it.
Showing videos selling America to people who already bought the ticket seems a little silly.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 11:05 AM (XiVKO)
Nevergiveup, if only you ran Solyndra you would have no problems with any audits.
Posted by: Decaf at August 28, 2015 11:05 AM (yZKzN)
Too much mirth in this thread, not enough rancor.
Posted by: Acme Soothsayer at August 28, 2015 11:06 AM (vDymq)
So, they wont be retrying that cop in NC. Last week the jury hung 8-4 acquittal. HOwever, I expect the doj already has their knives out for the guy.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 28, 2015 11:06 AM (iQIUe)
Too much mirth in this thread, not enough rancor.
Posted by: Acme Soothsayer at August 28, 2015 11:06 AM (vDymq)
I've had enough Rancor in my life, thank you very much.
Posted by: Luke Skywalker at August 28, 2015 11:07 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 11:07 AM (WRnYo)
It still isn't 100%, but close enough.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 11:07 AM (XiVKO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 11:07 AM (WRnYo)
Yep. I've never been that "rah-rah!!" about any candidate, but I really didn't want more Obama.
I am amazed there are still cars w/Obama stickers.
The evening of the debate my son wanted to drive around and see the festivities (there was an outside happy hour before it, a ton of media trucks, etc.). We driving by the party and he rolls down the window and yells "OBAMA SUCKS!!!!"
I did laugh while telling him to stop.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 11:08 AM (NOIQH)
The rancor got killed. Jedi closed a door on its head.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 11:08 AM (9krrF)
Addictive.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 11:04 AM (FdFgz)
----
So..... youre saying she's your Heroine??
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 11:08 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 11:07 AM (WRnYo)
Indeed!
*pours soda through USB*
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 11:08 AM (2Ojst)
New goat deck up by evening!
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/goatslive
Now, they just need some baby goats...
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 28, 2015 11:08 AM (iQIUe)
NGU, sorry to hear about your audit
Posted by: chemjeff at August 28, 2015 11:00 AM (2XMpf)
WHY? She came and found nothing. My records jibed to the penny and I pay NO ONE off the books. Hell I hate even paying anyone legally
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 11:08 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 11:08 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 11:09 AM (WRnYo)
I had to get an awards review twice for my DD214
Plus they misspelled Joseph on the original
Posted by: Ncj at August 28, 2015 11:09 AM (3f8gu)
Flower shops are no guarantee. One of my mom's stories is about the time my dad sent her flowers to her work (back in the 70's before 1-800 etc.). He had ordered a bouquet of a dozen roses. However the florist was apparently out of roses, so they substituted some flower that costed the same.
And they were so ugly, my mother started crying when they were delivered, thinking that my dad was breaking things off with her. I mean her coworkers were trying to keep her spirits up because they were so appalled at how ugly whatever it was they sent.
My dad was pretty surprised at how upset she was, and once the misunderstanding was cleared up, he was LIVID at the florist.
Posted by: nnptcgrad at August 28, 2015 11:09 AM (aVYsC)
Posted by: zombie Lovecraft at August 28, 2015 11:09 AM (cbfNE)
WaPo
The DC Circuit Court has overturned an earlier federal appeals court
ruling that the NSA's bulk collection of millions of Americans' phone
records was illegal.
Posted by: overunder at August 28, 2015 11:09 AM (s1rnI)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Hmmm. Are you anti-Semitic like CBD?
*taps chin knowingly*
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 11:10 AM (/Ho8c)
I miss her and not just for her delicious pastries, she was a lovely person.
Posted by: Decaf at August 28, 2015 11:10 AM (yZKzN)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 11:11 AM (FdFgz)
Posted by: Baldy at August 28, 2015 11:11 AM (sEXjW)
The girls working in the flower shop just called up to ask if I want them to pick something up for lunch.
This is code for it's Friday, everyone is broke and hasn't cashed their paychecks yet and will you buy lunch for everyone if we grab you a sandwich too.
They learned the art of getting into my pocket from my wife.
Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 11:12 AM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 11:08 AM (gf8BH)
Maybe its another anti-conservative pogrom by the IRS.
Posted by: zombie Lovecraft at August 28, 2015 11:12 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 11:12 AM (XiVKO)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 28, 2015 11:08 AM (gf8BH)
Joos. Sheesh.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 11:12 AM (2Ojst)
Russian and Irish together?
My liver just demanded a raise and some kevlar.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 11:12 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 28, 2015 11:13 AM (LXJ1e)
Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 11:13 AM (cbfNE)
Damned from here to eternity
Gawd have mercy on such as we
Baa! Baa! Baa!
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 11:14 AM (xq1UY)
Russian and Irish together?
My liver just demanded a raise and some kevlar.
Cabbage vodka. Ewwww.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 11:14 AM (FdFgz)
You laugh, but Anna's work had me imagining the adventures of a convent of hardboiled nuns solving mysteries and spreading divine works, by faith, charity, and the occasional knuckle sandwich.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 11:15 AM (9krrF)
After forty pages, so far no new formatting goofs have leaped off the page to mug me.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 11:15 AM (WRnYo)
It got me thinking just how big a loss his passing was, and also made me wonder. Discounting the arguments about his position, a lot of the establishment pushback against Trump is because of his brash nature. Andrew was nothing if not brash, yet you see many establishment types lauding him throughout the film. Is this just a respect for the dead type thing? I know that when he was alive Breitbart butted heads with a lot of folks. At the time I was big fan of Beck and couldn't understand the issue Andrew had with him, but now I get it. Honestly, the passage of time has only shown us just how right he was on pretty much everything.
Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at August 28, 2015 11:15 AM (Nj2wY)
Yep. I've never been that "rah-rah!!" about any candidate, but I really didn't want more Obama.
I am amazed there are still cars w/Obama stickers.
The evening of the debate my son wanted to drive around and see the festivities (there was an outside happy hour before it, a ton of media trucks, etc.). We driving by the party and he rolls down the window and yells "OBAMA SUCKS!!!!"
I did laugh while telling him to stop.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 11:08 AM (NOIQH)
Well I had my Bush/Quayle bump sticker on my car well into Clinton's second term. Quayle really got the short end of the stick.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at August 28, 2015 11:15 AM (LXJ1e)
Damn dentists always taking short cuts and laughing about it.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 11:16 AM (Z58Xa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 11:17 AM (WRnYo)
Posted by: Barack Obama at August 28, 2015 11:17 AM (HstNY)
"The DC Circuit Court has overturned an earlier federal appeals court
ruling that the NSA's bulk collection of millions of Americans' phone
records was illegal. "
Wasn't that the court system packed by the dems?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 28, 2015 11:17 AM (m3iiU)
Damn dentists always taking short cuts and laughing about it.
Bad day: Audit.
Better day: Auditor is in your chair........
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 11:18 AM (FdFgz)
Posted by: Barack Obama at August 28, 2015 11:17 AM (HstNY)
I love filling your cavity, baby.
Posted by: Reggie Love, DDS at August 28, 2015 11:18 AM (2Ojst)
Just got a text from her highness to blow off work like she's doing to play golf for a 8am tee time at Hickam
I wonder if she'll clean the mud off my clubs before I get home
Posted by: Ncj at August 28, 2015 11:18 AM (3f8gu)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 11:18 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 11:18 AM (LUgeY)
Oh God. I'm going to be expected to work on that one now too. I already have a half-dozen ideas backlogged...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 11:19 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: VBJonny at August 28, 2015 11:19 AM (lYE1Z)
I think what drove Charles Johnson to his current derangement (and his increasingly desperate efforts to ingratiate himself with the left) was that Breitbart succeeded in creating the New Media Empire Chunky failed at.
Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 11:19 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 28, 2015 11:19 AM (m3iiU)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 11:19 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 11:19 AM (FdFgz)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 11:20 AM (/Ho8c)
You did get AtC's permission to write her bio, right? Or is this one of those unauthorized deals that gets teh tabloids buzzing and UPS shipping emus overtime?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 11:20 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at August 28, 2015 11:15 AM (Nj2wY)
Amen.
Posted by: Arson Wells at August 28, 2015 11:21 AM (UnJ7w)
My condolences to the hamster family for whichever one got sacrificed.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 11:21 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: donna at August 28, 2015 11:21 AM (hUdMz)
http://tinyurl.com/qdfkbj9
Brown was arrested in 2014 after allegedly pulling a pistol on a Subway employee in the middle of the parking lot. Police said at the time that Brown called an employee of the store and said 'I'm coming to your job and going to shoot up the place." Police say he later showed up and pointed the gun at the employee saying 'come talk to my nine,' referring to his gun. No one was seriously hurt in that incident.
Charges in the incident were later dismissed because prosecutors said the victim did not cooperate.
Was it Ferguson where they voided current warrants before a certain date? That should end swell.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 11:21 AM (fWAjv)
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How did you get and play an "get out of jail free card"
Forget who says it: Asking for a friend :^)
Posted by: Just thinking out loud at August 28, 2015 11:21 AM (ShdUd)
So a short story.
Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 11:21 AM (sgrzZ)
What she can be is a gangster moll who has decided to go straight. But she keeps getting dragged back in.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 11:21 AM (WRnYo)
Did some serious banning take place?
He cut in line to loot Buzzion's corpse.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 11:21 AM (9krrF)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 11:22 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 11:22 AM (SJi0a)
Oh, tabernac!
Posted by: French Canadian lumberjack at August 28, 2015 11:22 AM (KnPoI)
Posted by: John Doh at August 28, 2015 11:22 AM (5x3KD)
Did some serious banning take place?
Not intentionally. Ace said it was some programming on his end. That they didn't have any banning stuff in place.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 11:22 AM (FdFgz)
"I think what drove Charles Johnson to his current derangement (and his increasingly desperate efforts to ingratiate himself with the left) was that Breitbart succeeded in creating the New Media Empire Chunky failed at."
He was a raging - loon -lefty before 9/11 knocked some sense into him. I've seen the posts. I'm talking foaming at the mouth left.
I think he stopped taking his psych meds myself.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 28, 2015 11:23 AM (m3iiU)
My condolences to the hamster family for whichever one got sacrificed.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 11:21 AM (LUgeY
Welcome back!!!
Now if I could get unbanninated i would be one happy camper and probably kick in some extra money to tip jar.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 11:23 AM (Z58Xa)
Because they're unexpected, don't look like cute large cherubs (?) and deliver news that you may not want to hear or that completely upends your life and it scares the...heaven out of you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2015 11:23 AM (OSs/l)
Did some serious banning take place?
Not intentionally. Ace said it was some programming on his end. That they didn't have any banning stuff in place.
Phew , I'm not sure how long I can be "good."
Posted by: donna at August 28, 2015 11:23 AM (hUdMz)
Oh well, I'm back. I may try a couple of posty thingys to see if I can do things like put my web address in the comments and stuff like that there.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 11:23 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: John Doh at August 28, 2015 11:22 AM (5x3KD
I am stuck on ban-aid
As ban-aid is stuck on me.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 11:24 AM (Z58Xa)
You mean...
Oh.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 11:24 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 11:25 AM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 28, 2015 11:25 AM (WRnYo)
Got caught in the rain Monday and there's mud and crap all over the irons
Just bought new ones and it was their first time out
Go figure
Posted by: Ncj at August 28, 2015 11:25 AM (3f8gu)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 11:26 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: bad attempt at a MPFC meme, this time with more SPAM at August 28, 2015 11:26 AM (C9pBZ)
I know, right?
I can't imagine what it's like to have a loved one die so brutally and so publicly. That video is going to haunt the loved ones of both victims for the rest of their lives. Not just from seeing it once, but for all the times in the future where it will pop up and sucker punch them (because the media loves them some gore!).
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 11:26 AM (NOIQH)
@318
"The DC Circuit Court has overturned an earlier federal appeals court ruling that the NSA's bulk collection of millions of Americans' phone records was illegal."
When all this came out awhile back, I was watching FOX and some genius guest starting talking about how much more of a "Free People" this made us. Everything is so Orwellian these days.
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 11:27 AM (SJi0a)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2015 11:27 AM (OSs/l)
Posted by: bad attempt at a MPFC meme, this time with more SPAM at August 28, 2015 11:26 AM (C9pBZ)
Bloody Vikings...
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 11:27 AM (2Ojst)
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I miss his work. He had a pair. Heard it said you can tell the mantle of a man by his enemy's. He didn't hold back from pulling a big cat's tail. He was murdered for it in my opinion.
He could be an example to many.
Posted by: Just thinking out loud at August 28, 2015 11:27 AM (ShdUd)
I smell better, and I last several days!!
Posted by: Mitchum at August 28, 2015 11:27 AM (NOIQH)
I heard that if you didn't get there early with a pair of pliers for the gold teeth, it was pretty slim pickings.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2015 11:27 AM (oZr5y)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 11:28 AM (LUgeY)
Andy you say? How reasonable are his rates?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 11:28 AM (Z58Xa)
Did some serious banning take place?
He cut in line to loot Buzzion's corpse."
That's right, if Buzzion can come back from the dead the least they can do is unban BBoy.
Posted by: Decaf at August 28, 2015 11:30 AM (yZKzN)
Reasoned discourse, yep.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 11:30 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 11:30 AM (XiVKO)
Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 11:19 AM (O7MnT)
AB completely and vindictively tore up his former LIbEral self. Jharles Chonson never did. His shining moment of clarity was nothing more than that and then proceeded to go completely insane.
You're probably right.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at August 28, 2015 11:30 AM (yMVjf)
And I also saw Soothie's insult about me being too dumb to post here. I luv you too, Sooth. All in good fun, I know.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 11:31 AM (LUgeY)
Wait, what?
Posted by: Lea at August 28, 2015 11:31 AM (lIU4e)
Someone should ask him where Paolo took his wife for dinner last night.
Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at August 28, 2015 11:32 AM (HstNY)
"He had a pair."
This is what scares me about Trump. They are going to knock him off too...or at least try. My opinion is though that Trump is more like Al Pacino in Scarface...and he isn't going down just because he's absorbed a few bullets.
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 11:32 AM (SJi0a)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 28, 2015 11:32 AM (evdj2)
This... sounds crazy and conspiratorial but I would not at all be surprised if he gets too far and this happens.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 11:33 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 11:33 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Emile Antoon Khadaji at August 28, 2015 11:33 AM (Nj2wY)
Let's just say that I have friends who are willing to do the jobs that Americans won't do.
Ese.
Posted by: El Gobernador Jeb Bush at August 28, 2015 11:34 AM (oZr5y)
I feel horrible for the guy, but he sounded like a fool.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 11:34 AM (XiVKO)
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 11:32 AM (SJi0a)
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Thinking the same thing. Thinking about RFK. The establishment had to stop him also.
Posted by: Just thinking out loud at August 28, 2015 11:35 AM (ShdUd)
I saw Motorhead in Phoenix one time. It was so loud that people literally ran for the door. My buddy was a huge fan, and knew better to bring earplugs. The crowd thinned out and we ended up front and center. It was just perfect with earplugs in. Great Show!
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 11:35 AM (SJi0a)
Like two more WA Books set in the WA-verse, but with completely different characters in situation.
- A young Bountifulian searches for his father across the nine inhabited worlds of the Bountiful system.
- When its fleet is ambushed deep inside unknown and hostile space, the Fast Attack Corvette 'A Day to Remember' is the lone survivor and must fight its way home.
And another book about a college hockey player, violent, ill-tempered, intolerant, and unliked. But after 'The Burning,' the very qualities that made him an outcast in our Modern Culture make him a leader in the chaos that follows.
Should I have saved these for the Sunday thread?
Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 11:35 AM (O7MnT)
My guns won't bring his poor dead daughter back. Fuck him.
Posted by: Arson Wells at August 28, 2015 11:35 AM (UnJ7w)
I'm thinking that Trump, with his $$, has former Blackwater on his payroll as security. I'd be surprised if he didn't.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 11:35 AM (FdFgz)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 11:36 AM (LUgeY)
He should go after angry, crazy gay black men if he wants to make a difference.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2015 11:36 AM (oZr5y)
Ummmm.....
http://tinyurl.com/ocpojx9
This week we received an email from a member of the U.S. Army reserves about an online survey the Department of Defense is currently asking Soldiers to complete regarding the workplace and gender relations.
Specifically, the letter from Major General Camille Nichols, Director, Sexual Assault Prevention and Response Officer, says the survey is 'Congressionally-mandated' and is designed to assess any experiences Reserve and National Guard members may have had recently with sexual harassment and sexual assault.
Question example - Since August 26, 2014, did you have any unwanted experiences in which someone put any object or any body part other than a penis into your vagina, anus or mouth? The body part could include a finger, tongue or testicles.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 11:37 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 28, 2015 11:32 AM (evdj2)
I think my laptop is still banned. It just sits there whimpering: "Why, ....... why? I told him it was just pixy friendly fire.
I think he need therapy.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at August 28, 2015 11:37 AM (yMVjf)
Posted by: navybrat at August 28, 2015 11:37 AM (JgC5a)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/q5etpnn
Rising sea levels! Imminent death and destruction. It's happening at an ever accelerating rate! No time to think. We MUST act NOW!
Posted by: Melissa Harris-Perry at August 28, 2015 11:38 AM (E5UB0)
He should go after libs. THEY were the ones that got nut houses shut down.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 11:38 AM (FdFgz)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 11:37 AM (fWAjv)
Testicles in the vagina or anus? That's one I've never heard of before.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 11:39 AM (2Ojst)
This was the days of mapquest so we got lost 10 miles from the venue. We missed Motorhead, although I wouldn't say we "missed" Motorhead.
I was thinking "I hope Dio didn't already play Rainbow in the Dark" and then the next song opened with those beautiful synthesizers.
Posted by: VBJonny at August 28, 2015 11:39 AM (lYE1Z)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 28, 2015 11:39 AM (oZr5y)
We only have 200 years! Maybe more!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 11:40 AM (FdFgz)
But I'm sure the Brady folks will egg him on as a useful idiot, as is their wont.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 11:40 AM (XiVKO)
WHat does that stand for?
Huma's 4 jobs, which oddly enough, often involved doing the same thing - arranging meetings between HRC and VIPs:
* State Dept - Hillary's aide
* Clinton Foundation
* Teneo consulting (run by close Clinton donor)
* Part of Hillary's transition team (SoS-->Prezzy)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 10:23 AM (NOIQH)
I don't know if this is still a live thread, or if you are still here, but this is one of those times when you have to ask yourslf: This is the AoSHQ... do I REALLY want to know what DVDA stands for?
You cannot unlearn some things.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 11:40 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Jennifer Lopez at August 28, 2015 11:41 AM (cN9Sk)
Posted by: Ever at August 28, 2015 11:41 AM (QZdJj)
I could post from B'Gal's phone through that network. But what a PITA.
Funny, the cause turned out to be what everybody said it wasn't. I wasn't on any list and hadn't been outright banned. Friendly fire indeed.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 11:41 AM (LUgeY)
I feel horrible for the guy, but he sounded like a fool.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 11:34 AM (XiVKO)
Need more Jordan Ghawi's.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 11:41 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 11:41 AM (XiVKO)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 11:37 AM (fWAjv
I'm glad the option of spatula and slotted spoon were left off.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 11:42 AM (QyBQv)
Wait, what?
Happens a lot in the hood. Either intimidation going on or the "victim" isn't entirely innocent. Or both.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 11:42 AM (9krrF)
If you go back and look at all the shootings. There is a bunch of them where the parents immediately start the "Gun Control" B.S., they never cry, and wouldn't you know the shooter always has a Manifesto.
This is why you have a lot of people out there claiming "Hoaxes." Who knows, but if my kid got shot...the last people I'm talking to are the media, and the last thing I'm doing is striking up a political debate in the name of my kid.
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 11:42 AM (SJi0a)
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That would certainly get them more traction then they are have now. They don't get the fact that the non-elite aren't doe eyes with their every lie.
Posted by: Just thinking out loud at August 28, 2015 11:42 AM (ShdUd)
But I'm sure the Brady folks will egg him on as a useful idiot, as is their wont.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 11:40 AM (XiVKO)
I feel for Him, but this makes no sense..... The killer of His daughter hated straight white folks.... He made that clear..... Maybe he should take His anger out on the one who whipped up all this hatred........
Posted by: donna at August 28, 2015 11:42 AM (hUdMz)
I've occasionally dropped those in there by accident, while I was trying to pull them out with the forceps.
Posted by: Deborah Nucatola at August 28, 2015 11:42 AM (E5UB0)
Ooooh, I bet there's a really good story behind that survey question - something happened to prompt that.
If it's an email survey do you have any confidence that responses will be confidential? I mean, it's not like the government protects the (very) private data they collect....
Posted by: Mitchum at August 28, 2015 11:43 AM (NOIQH)
But taking the guns away from other people's daughters will keep them from defending themselves against violent progg nutcases, so he's got that going for him.
Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 11:43 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 11:37 AM (fWAjv)
Wow, unwanted experiences like this happen to me at work all the time. Especially the tongue thing.
Posted by: Kate Upton at August 28, 2015 11:43 AM (laMCB)
"Alison Parker's father swearing that he's going to go after guns, and he's super determined, you guys?"
If you go back and look at all the shootings. There is a bunch of
them where the parents immediately start the "Gun Control" B.S., they
never cry, and wouldn't you know the shooter always has a Manifesto.
This is why you have a lot of people out there claiming "Hoaxes."
Who knows, but if my kid got shot...the last people I'm talking to are
the media, and the last thing I'm doing is striking up a political
debate in the name of my kid.
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 11:42 AM (SJi0a)
Yep, people with human emotions, and human thoughts are battling the shock and horror, and beginning to mourn the loss of someone they love. They're not calculating how to use it for political gain.
That's what sociopaths do.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 11:44 AM (TOk1P)
Word for word: Breast holder
English equivalent: Brassiere
http://goo.gl/DVXGOC
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 28, 2015 10:27 AM (iQIUe)
Much the same in German: keepsemfromfloppen
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2015 11:44 AM (aRgrb)
Posted by: Kate Upton
Terry Richardson photo shoots, amirite?
Creepiest creeper.
Posted by: Mitchum at August 28, 2015 11:45 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Dave, exiled in RI at August 28, 2015 10:04 AM (eQHGA)
It seems you can shoot them now.
Posted by: AdamPM at August 28, 2015 11:45 AM (nkNmj)
Heh.
German is as literal as Danish. Busenhalter = breast holder.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 11:46 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Jennifer Lopez at August 28, 2015 11:41 AM (cN9Sk
Poppy Montgomery?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 11:46 AM (QyBQv)
I always liked Lemmy's description of Motorhead as the band where, if they moved into the house next door, your lawn would die.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 28, 2015 11:46 AM (TuXs5)
Yes, how is that community based care working out?
The VA Tech shooter was also a psych hospital candidate yet nobody wanted to know.
Posted by: Decaf at August 28, 2015 11:46 AM (yZKzN)
Posted by: Swedish at August 28, 2015 11:46 AM (laMCB)
It's the only way a woman of my age will get work in this industry. If you don't think that splits me open like a turkey on Thanksgiving, heh...
Posted by: Older "actress" at August 28, 2015 11:47 AM (XiVKO)
I feel horrible for the guy, but he sounded like a fool.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 11:34 AM (XiVKO)
Does he have any ideas for keeping guns out of the hands of criminals and crazy people? Because the only ideas I ever hear just keep guns out of the hands of those who would protect others from the criminals and crazies.
Posted by: Emmie (formerly Mindy) at August 28, 2015 11:47 AM (27veP)
Posted by: Jennifer Lopez at August 28, 2015 11:41 AM (cN9Sk
Poppy Montgomery?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 11:46 AM (QyBQv)
What about me? It isn't fair.
Posted by: David PED Papi Ortiz at August 28, 2015 11:47 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: John Doh at August 28, 2015 11:22 AM (5x3KD
If Ace every gets around to writing a book using stuff from teh blog, I think a good candidate for the title could be "You Are All Banned." Since he banned himself from his own blog is 100% accurate!
Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 11:47 AM (hvf9s)
'Here's the thing. We can try to politicize this and make some sort of polarizing debate and make this a tenet of the election. That's not what we're here to do right now. We're here to celebrate the lives of the victims that have been lost. If somebody wants to do harm to somebody, they're gonna find a way to do it, whether it be with a weapon such as a rifle or whether it be with any sort of means. We should actually start to think about why people are doing this, and the reason people are doing this is they want their names out there.'
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 11:47 AM (fWAjv)
think a good candidate for the title could be "You Are All Banned."
I would buy that.
Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 11:48 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: donna
Want to stay out late with those ostracized guys.
80s ear worm.
http://tinyurl.com/oz2mxql
Posted by: overunder at August 28, 2015 11:48 AM (s1rnI)
For some reason everyone is sentimental about Pablo Escobar. I'm watching Narcos the netflix binge series and so far -- eh! It has this stupid narration.
I highly recommend Cocaine Cowboys Redux and Pablo Escobar Paradise Lost for decent flixs about old Pablo.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 28, 2015 11:48 AM (iQIUe)
^^^THIS^^^
My only guess is that they're caught up in the thought "if only he didn't have access to a gun he wouldn't have been able to do it." This is not so - crazy, violent people who want to strike find a way to strike, with or without a gun.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 11:48 AM (NOIQH)
Since August 26, 2014, did you have any unwanted experiences in which someone put any object or any body part other than a penis into your vagina, anus or mouth? The body part could include a finger, tongue or testicles.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 11:37 AM (fWAjv)
-------------------------------
Yes,, and it was Bernie Sanders!!!!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 28, 2015 11:48 AM (HSmrB)
"A new national telephone survey finds that 59% of Kikely Republican voters now believe Trump is likely to be their party's nominee for president in 2016, up barely from 57% a week ago. But the latest finding includes 29% who say a Trump nomination is Very Likely, a view shared last week by just 25%."
I have more company than I thought.
Posted by: Kevin C at August 28, 2015 11:48 AM (XQsoI)
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 11:49 AM (XiVKO)
Posted by: Baldy at August 28, 2015 11:49 AM (sEXjW)
You cannot unlearn some things.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 11:40 AM (TOk1P)
Here's probably all you need to know. Matt Stone and Trey Parker of South Park have used DVDA for the name of their band. And they probably think its absolutely hilarious.
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 11:50 AM (zt+N6)
do it, whether it be with a weapon such as a rifle or whether it be with
any sort of means.
Whole lotta sisters and daughters get stabbed, strangled, and beaten to death every year. But hey, at least they didn't try to shoot the guy, amirite?
(I really hate these people, if you can't tell.)
Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 11:50 AM (/kI1Q)
Dumbass questions like that and the whole 'All about the FEELS!' crap is the reason I GTFO when I did.
Army filled with soldiers that can't shoot or move, but will be able to communicate how they feel.
*smfh*
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 11:50 AM (zyIlW)
People will do anything not to postpone the pain for a while particularly when the media are there to offer "help".
Posted by: Decaf at August 28, 2015 11:50 AM (yZKzN)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 11:50 AM (LUgeY)
thought "if only he didn't have access to a gun he wouldn't have been
able to do it." This is not so - crazy, violent people who want to
strike find a way to strike, with or without a gun.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 11:48 AM (NOIQH)
It's also an argument with reality, and such arguments are never won. I can wish for a universe without guns, but the universe that would be created, where law-abiding citizens cannot possess guns is not that universe.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 11:51 AM (TOk1P)
and now for some mood music...
https://youtu.be/w5Fgp-KihIA
Sunshine, Lollipops, happiness....
I think Ogabe's NLRB just destroyed contract work this morning.
http://tinyurl.com/qhvqwhs
so now a contractor doesn't work for you know the f*ckers who cut him a check...
he's a "joint employee"...
we live in a weird mash-up of Calvin Ball and Humpty Dumpty....
"er f*ck you laws mean what I want them to mean"
//Ogabe
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 11:51 AM (BXOyX)
http://is.gd/Sw1Gfa
Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 11:51 AM (/kI1Q)
Reads more like a 7th grader giggling as he uses naughty words
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 11:51 AM (39g3+)
People will do anything not to postpone the pain for a while particularly when the media are there to offer "help".
Yes, and it makes it all the more painful when the interest is gone....
Posted by: donna at August 28, 2015 11:52 AM (hUdMz)
Maybe he should take His anger out on the one who whipped up all this hatred........
Doesn't advance the agenda.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 11:52 AM (FdFgz)
Who knows, but if my kid got shot...the last people I'm talking to are
the media, and the last thing I'm doing is striking up a political
debate in the name of my kid.
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 11:42 AM (SJi0a)
Which shootings have been hoaxes?
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 11:52 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Spanish at August 28, 2015 11:53 AM (laMCB)
Yes!!! He dropped in yesterday afternoon. He had been taking care of an injured brother.
All is well.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 11:53 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 11:53 AM (LUgeY)
Posted by: donna at August 28, 2015 11:54 AM (hUdMz)
Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 11:54 AM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: Just thinking out loud at August 28, 2015 11:35 AM (ShdUd)
I enjoyed the documentary Best of Enemies, about the Buckley/Vidal debates in '68. I wasn't alive then so having the spirit of the elections that year explained was illuminating. Racial tensions just like the ones we have now, it felt like. Felt way too much like we have just repeated history.
Hopefully the part about RFK does not get repeated in 2016, all the fingers crossed. Last thing this country needs.
Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 11:54 AM (hvf9s)
Yes. Yesterday. Said he had a lot to catch up on. Was taking care of an uncle who broke his leg. Methusala or Moses. Can't remember which one.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 11:54 AM (FdFgz)
Emile Antoon Khadaji: Thanks for the "Hating Breitbart" documentary tip!
Posted by: Kevin C at August 28, 2015 11:54 AM (XQsoI)
Posted by: Capt. Picard at August 28, 2015 11:54 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 11:54 AM (sgrzZ)
But yeah, it kinda makes sense with Huma's four jobs, right?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 11:55 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 11:55 AM (39g3+)
so long as Buzzion is remembered he will never truly be gone...
Buzzion 2004-2015 RIP my fellow hobo hunter
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 11:55 AM (BXOyX)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 11:54 AM (FdFgz)
Adam.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 11:55 AM (2Ojst)
A knife cuts a much larger permanent cavity. If you've got the drop and room to swing, the victim doesn't have much hope.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 11:55 AM (XiVKO)
I was thinking that they were attempting to hide what they really want to know: is same-sex sexual harassment up since you-know-what?
You can't "drop" a testicle in any orifice except a mouth, and that's not a common heterosexual practice (far as I know, but I'm not that hip, sooooo???). IIRC, a fairly recent survey of sexual harassment in military was ~ 40% same-sex.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 11:56 AM (NOIQH)
Uh huh, I'm bad.
Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 11:56 AM (Zs4uk)
murders happened, a knife would probably have done more damage. The
only difference is he probably would have hit the cameraman first.
A knife cuts a much larger permanent cavity. If you've got the drop and room to swing, the victim doesn't have much hope.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 11:55 AM (XiVKO)
That's true.
Posted by: AJ Sampson at August 28, 2015 11:57 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 11:57 AM (LUgeY)
I was thinking the same thing.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 11:58 AM (/Ho8c)
I was thinking the same thing.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 11:58 AM (/Ho8c)
I don't think they thought through all the permutations.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 11:59 AM (2Ojst)
http://is.gd/Sw1Gfa
Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 11:51 AM (/kI1Q)
A.P.E.X. would be a good name for a pseudo S.P.E.C.T.R.E., hah. And if it's a bureaucracy twice as frightening.
Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 11:59 AM (hvf9s)
murders happened, a knife would probably have done more damage.
Every cop I have talked to or have read is more afraid of knives than guns. Over and over I've seen it proved in tests that within a certain range, a knife is faster than a gun.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:00 PM (39g3+)
Anywhere.
3rd Lieutenant pajamaboy will lead the initial assault. With assistance from 4th Sergeant cupcake of course.
The AAR won't contain many facts on the failure but the grievance counseling
will be epic.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 28, 2015 12:00 PM (wQ7l/)
Dumbass questions like that and the whole 'All about the FEELS!' crap is the reason I GTFO when I did.
Army filled with soldiers that can't shoot or move, but will be able to communicate how they feel.
*smfh*
Posted by: SMFH
So, kinda like the private sector but with better toys?
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 12:00 PM (/Ho8c)
I think the bannings should be posted in the public square so we can know who did what to get embanninated.
And point and laugh.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 12:00 PM (JtwS4)
Older UK actresses and actors get work in the UK ALL THE TIME. Why? Because they are talented, versatile and accept that offers of starring roles with million dollar salaries dont last forever.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 28, 2015 12:00 PM (iQIUe)
I'm trying to work up a "BUTT PLUG" acronym for a democrat terror organization....
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:00 PM (BXOyX)
Testicles in the vagina or anus? That's one I've never heard of before.
I was thinking the same thing.
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Balls deep ladies,,, balls deep....
Posted by: Carlos Danger at August 28, 2015 12:00 PM (HSmrB)
Backwards, I was the only who noticed you were gone. Remember that.
Posted by: Acme Soothsayer at August 28, 2015 12:01 PM (vDymq)
Posted by: RetroPuer at August 28, 2015 12:01 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
I believe it's 21 ft
Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 12:01 PM (sgrzZ)
I'm sorry Buddy , but apparently you haven't noticed, but I don't respond to people who respond with "East a Dick...Jackass!." Good Luck to You.
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:01 PM (SJi0a)
Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 12:02 PM (hvf9s)
21 feet. Tueller Drill.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 12:02 PM (FdFgz)
afraid of knives than guns. Over and over I've seen it proved in tests
that within a certain range, a knife is faster than a gun.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:00 PM (39g3+)
As you're running toward the cop though, watch your step.
Posted by: Zombie Danny Crowe at August 28, 2015 12:03 PM (TOk1P)
One night in Bangkok...
Posted by: David Carradine at August 28, 2015 10:29 AM (2oWD2)
Standing on a chair
Fondling my pair
Cutting off my air
I overdid it there
Posted by: Charles' Johnson at August 28, 2015 12:03 PM (55orB)
If that don't beat all. Guy dies, speaks from the beyond, and, all he does is catch grief for it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 12:03 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
I believe it's 21 ft
Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 12:01 PM (sgrzZ)
Tueller drill. The point is to demonstrate that an attacker can cover 21 feet in roughly 1.5 seconds, which is the average time it takes to draw and fire.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:03 PM (2Ojst)
Testicles in the vagina or anus? That's one I've never heard of before.
Birthing the Puppies.
Posted by: Garrett at August 28, 2015 12:03 PM (jE7gh)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 12:03 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 12:03 PM (XiVKO)
Posted by: overunder at August 28, 2015 12:03 PM (s1rnI)
Posted by: Strictly from apathy at August 28, 2015 12:03 PM (8n+U+)
Discuss.
Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 12:03 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: wrg500
That's the commonly-accepted distance. I've seen that demonstration, and my conclusion was that 21 ft is on the low end if you're at lower stages of danger awareness.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 12:04 PM (/Ho8c)
With their "battle buddies" watching for trigger words and images.
As you're running toward the cop though, watch your step.
You could put an eye out
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:04 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 12:04 PM (zyIlW)
Beware I live...
of course Butte is trying to kill me with soot and smoke...
The fires are not a big worry here, but the aftertaste from where they are a problem is a bit much.
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:04 PM (BXOyX)
Fondling my pair
Cutting off my air
I overdid it there
----
First.Rate.Poetry.
*wipes tear*
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 12:04 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 11:51 AM (TOk1P
I'm sorry he lost his daughter, truly I am. I have girls that age. I can't imagine the pain and anger. That said.
He (murderer) did everything legal to obtain that gun. So now it's not about gun control, its about banning handguns. Call a spade a spade.
The murderer fired 8 shots, no scary magazine.
The murderer passed background checks, etc
Maybe if someone had dropped the dime on this guy about being violent perhaps he would have incurred a police record. But no one did.
If anyone starts flinging cat feces at my person or property the fucking cops are going to be called.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:05 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 12:05 PM (zt+N6)
Duly noted, Soothie. It's nice to be missed.
Posted by: RetroPuer at August 28, 2015 12:05 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 12:05 PM (9mTYi)
It makes a difference, but one step and an extended arm gives you about two yards immediately.
Of course... all this assumes the knife is out already. If your gun is out already, the timing is a bit different.
The problem is, its easier to conceal a knife you have out than a gun, usually.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:06 PM (39g3+)
As you're running toward the cop though, watch your step.
You could put an eye out
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:04 PM (39g3+)
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Not if you wear your PT belt you wont.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 12:06 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 12:06 PM (NpXoL)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 12:06 PM (/Ho8c)
If you've decided it's time for aggressive shaving it's hard to argue against...
the smatchet
http://tinyurl.com/pgnnw6k
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:06 PM (BXOyX)
Ace also said he'll ban anyone who makes anymore fish or cheese puns.
Posted by: Acme Soothsayer at August 28, 2015 12:07 PM (vDymq)
Duly noted, Soothie. It's nice to be missed.
Backwards Boy is dead?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 12:07 PM (JtwS4)
Ace also said he'll ban anyone who makes anymore fish or cheese puns.
Posted by: Acme Soothsayer at August 28, 2015 12:07 PM (vDymq)
Well that's crappie.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:07 PM (2Ojst)
I heard there was some last night.. but I don't even wanna go into that thread!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 28, 2015 12:08 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 12:08 PM (jjaLl)
Utah is too. We are getting smog from all the surrounding state's fires, CA, CO, etc. Talk about porous borders! Doing a number on my lungs but we got a little rain this week, has helped.
Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 12:08 PM (hvf9s)
--------------------------------------------------------------
Good point.
I remember a time when accountability for ones actions was certain. Not by the authorities, by the people in the vicinity.
It is not part of what I see going on. Even on this blog. People too scared to stand for "truth, justice, and the American way" ( I like George Reeves as Superman)
Help me, Protect me. Insert "dick-tater" here. I will protect you.
Posted by: Just thinking out loud at August 28, 2015 12:08 PM (ShdUd)
By the way, does this shop have any Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 12:09 PM (O7MnT)
We're working on a case....of scotch....
//Martin Riggs swimming with Murtaugh
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:09 PM (BXOyX)
Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 12:09 PM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: Mr. Healthy Penis at August 28, 2015 12:09 PM (HstNY)
Posted by: Acme Soothsayer at August 28, 2015 12:07 PM (vDymq)
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So.... Ace said we can kiss his Dairy Air???
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 12:09 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 12:09 PM (sgrzZ)
----
We ought to punning just for the halibut.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 12:10 PM (8XRCm)
*conducts seance*
*invokes the spirit of Buzzion*
Buzzion, Buzzion
Now dead and not fakin'
Tell us Dear Departed,
Does Heaven have bacon?
Rap on the table three times for a "Yes"
Once for a "no"
Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2015 12:10 PM (KUa85)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:10 PM (39g3+)
And so it begins...
And no, you can't have my, um, that, uh, thing. That you want. Whatever it is.
ATC is my legal executrix.
Posted by: RetroPuer at August 28, 2015 12:11 PM (LUgeY)
Here's to breathing....
I think the Swiss Family 10077 is either going to go scout out Anaconda, drive to Seattle, or go up to Alberta today....
or maybe be shut-ins and have lad and pac play "Little Vault People" on their droids while I hook up the Xbox One...
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:11 PM (BXOyX)
Posted by: Acme Soothsayer at August 28, 2015 12:11 PM (vDymq)
Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 12:09 PM (sgrzZ)
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We ought to punning just for the halibut.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 12:10 PM (8XRCm)
It's my sole source of entertainment.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:11 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: fixerupper
somewhere there is a Laughing Cow.
Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 12:11 PM (sgrzZ)
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I was hoping that the Morning Dump might link to this. Worth reading the entire article, but here is an excerpt:
"There are disturbing ramifications if media discussions are indeed driving us to become a more grievance-minded society. Willard Gaylin, one of the world’s preeminent psychology professors, writes about the dangers of “grievance collecting” in his book Hatred: The Psychological Descent into Violence:
Grievance collecting is a step on the journey to a full-blown paranoid psychosis. A grievance collector will move from the passive assumption of deprivation and low expectancy common to most paranoid personalities to a more aggressive mode. He will not endure passively his deprived state; he will occupy himself with accumulating evidence of his misfortunes and locating the sources. Grievance collectors are distrustful and provocative, convinced that they are always taken advantage of and given less than their fair share. . . .
Underlying this philosophy is an undeviating comparative and competitive view of life. Everything is part of a zero-sum game. Deprivation can be felt in another person’s abundance of good fortune.
At the heart of the grievance collector’s worldview is that he is not responsible for the condition of his life; a vast conspiracy of malevolent individuals and forces is entirely at fault. There is always someone else to blame, and the Virginia shooter quickly finds ways to excuse his actions and deflect the responsibility to others."
http://tinyurl.com/nhatart
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 12:11 PM (9mTYi)
So.... Ace said we can kiss his Dairy Air???
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 12:09 PM (8XRCm)
Shhhh... I think I hear him coming.
Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 12:11 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 28, 2015 12:12 PM (wQ7l/)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 12:12 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 12:11 PM (Zs4uk)
Sounds of Ewok ecstasy?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:12 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:12 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Heh. I should know better than to discuss sex at AoSHQ.
I always end up doing the Bing--> Shock--> Regret cycle. Blissfully unaware FTW!!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 12:13 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 12:13 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 12:11 PM (Zs4uk)
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*raises eyebrow Spock like
*types
*deletes
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 12:13 PM (8XRCm)
Ace also said he'll ban anyone who makes anymore fish or cheese puns.
Posted by: Acme Soothsayer at August 28, 2015 12:07 PM (vDymq)
If you eat fish with dairy, you will die.
Posted by: Leviticus at August 28, 2015 12:13 PM (55orB)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:10 PM (39g3+)
I really think part of that was Obama's fault. He starts talking about grieving and then immediately goes into gun control mode. Spending the bulk of his speech on it. Too much for even the media to get behind so quickly so they had to go another route, and it couldn't just be blame Republicans cause those stupid God lovers were connecting to the victims through Christianity.
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 12:13 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
That does sound terrifying.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 12:13 PM (/Ho8c)
I got nothing.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 28, 2015 12:12
I'm a shiner happy person. There is your minnow.
cheez whiz, i got nothing either
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:13 PM (QyBQv)
perhaps he would have incurred a police record. But no one did.
Of course not. That would have been rayciss.
Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 12:14 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Pepperidge Farm at August 28, 2015 12:14 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 12:11 PM (sgrzZ)
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There's somthing is the way she moooo's...
Attracts me like no udder lover.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 12:15 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:15 PM (2Ojst)
I'll just leave this here.
http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/donald-trumps-napoleon-moment/
*walks away whistling*
Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2015 12:15 PM (KUa85)
Pretty sure Urban Dictionary has your answers.
Posted by: Garrett at August 28, 2015 12:15 PM (jE7gh)
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 12:15 PM (zt+N6)
Of course... all this assumes the knife is out already. If your gun is out already, the timing is a bit different.
Bing "Tueller Drill".
The drill, in class, was to have the "perp" rush an officer, while pulling a knife, and the officer attempt to DRAW a holstered weapon before he was cut.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 12:16 PM (FdFgz)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 12:16 PM (LA7Cm)
perhaps he would have incurred a police record. But no one did.
Just like Nidal Hassan.
We've been conditioned to tolerate behavior from certain demographics because of "privilege" or something.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 28, 2015 12:16 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: The Cheese Shop Boards at August 28, 2015 12:16 PM (55orB)
I would, but I've got bigger fish to fry.
Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 12:16 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Yo! at August 28, 2015 12:16 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: Stinky cheese alien at August 28, 2015 12:17 PM (W5DcG)
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Cheez whiz Walleye....... thats quite a shiner you got.
Posted by: The Beaver at August 28, 2015 12:17 PM (8XRCm)
perhaps he would have incurred a police record. But no one did.
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A little bit of civic responsibility.
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Just thinking out loud at August 28, 2015 12:17 PM (ShdUd)
Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 12:17 PM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:09 PM (BXOyX)
Maybe it's just the beers talkin (and thinkin'), but are you saying you're watching Lethal Weapon with a case of Scotch?
Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 12:18 PM (jjaLl)
O.k. Let's get it On!
First of all...have you ever been shot.? Well I have. I was shot in the face by an illegal Alien in Los Angles in the 80's.
Second...I've done my homework...and I don't really respect the opinion of someone who believes the reality of our country is what is spoon fed to them thru the MSM...kinda like you.
Third...What exactly do you care what I believe or don't believe. Because I could care less what you think....your opinion means nothing.
Forth...I don't like to talk about Hoaxes....and yes there have been some...no question, and anyone who hasn't figured that out yet...knows nothing. It all started because I know there are others who are on the same page, and when talking about this stuff people get very emotional, similar to talking about 911. If you disagree...that's Great...I have no desire to talk to you anyway.
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:18 PM (SJi0a)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 12:18 PM (9mTYi)
Who am I to diss a Brie?
Posted by: The Cheese Shop Boards at August 28, 2015 12:19 PM (55orB)
Damned from here to eternity
Gawd have mercy on such as we
Baa! Baa! Baa!
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 11:14 AM (xq1UY)
Canadian guitar hero David Wilcox has a song called "God is on a Bender". Good tune, and not really disrepectful, if you listen right through it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2015 12:19 PM (aRgrb)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 12:18 PM (jjaLl)
After law school, I couldn't watch those movies any more without tallying up all the civil rights violations and outright crimes they committed from start to finish.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:19 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 12:11 PM (Zs4uk
Was it the labored breathing that gave it away?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:19 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:19 PM (2Ojst
You took that schooling to heart, didn't you?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:20 PM (QyBQv)
perhaps he would have incurred a police record. But no one did.
This guy was obviously mentally disturbed. I think if you've been treated or prescribed certain anti-psychotics you are barred from buying guns, right?
Maybe if the left would focus on mental health and getting people the care they need things would improve. But it's not as sexy as BLM SJW crap, so nope. Sigh.
Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 12:20 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:10 PM (39g3+)
I really think part of that was Obama's fault. He starts talking about grieving and then immediately goes into gun control mode. Spending the bulk of his speech on it. Too much for even the media to get behind so quickly so they had to go another route, and it couldn't just be blame Republicans cause those stupid God lovers were connecting to the victims through Christianity.
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 12:13 PM (zt+N6)
Somewhat but leftards catch on quickly to emotional manipulation.
This is the MADD model, which has proven so effective politically.
No one wants to touch a parent's grief.
Also, one great thing about the Progs is that they always always always try to secure some kind of victory for their supporters.
Always.
Whereas our pols always try to kick us in the nuts.
or for the Ladies-
*bows*
*tips hat*
a cunt punt.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2015 12:20 PM (KUa85)
Posted by: Positive Waves at August 28, 2015 12:21 PM (MQEz6)
perhaps he would have incurred a police record.
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Nidal Hassan.
People feared being deemed racists, or some other label. Political correctness has diminished our ability to react to situations sanely.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 12:21 PM (9mTYi)
We are getting nothing any way and being to like it.
Might as well throw a bit more gas on fire if the result is going to be the same any way.
Right Mr.Divine?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 28, 2015 12:22 PM (wQ7l/)
All things being equal, I'd rather not have that happen.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:22 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:18 PM (SJi0a)
So why can't you list them? Why can't you help educate those who know nothing? It seems you really don't actually have a problem talking about hoaxes. Since you are the one that has brought them up. You just don't seem to want to say which shootings have been hoaxes for some reason.
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 12:22 PM (zt+N6)
In Lethal Weapon 3 that was when Riggs and Murtaugh "bonded"...
http://tinyurl.com/pg8jwev
I'm sorta grieving that Joe Pesci's character was never strapped to a JATO tube in the series....
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:22 PM (BXOyX)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:19 PM (2Ojst
You took that schooling to heart, didn't you?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:20 PM (QyBQv)
Yeah, I did. I couldn't watch police procedurals or courtroom dramas anymore either because I'd catch all kinds of mistakes. I also couldn't suspend disbelief anymore, as a lot of the things the lawyers in those shows did were unrealistic, or would get them arrested, disbarred or both.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:22 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:15 PM (2Ojst)
Don't trot that line through here.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 28, 2015 12:23 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:23 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:19 PM (2Ojst
In many ways, this is the story of TFG.
Posted by: RetroPuer at August 28, 2015 12:23 PM (LUgeY)
Political correctness has diminished our ability to react to situations sanely.
.........
When one of the 911 hijacker got on the plan in Maine on 911, the ticket counter agent thought Muhammed Atta or one of the others was acting very much like a terrorist.
But he didn't want to be a racist and didn't say anything.......
Posted by: Yo! at August 28, 2015 12:23 PM (q+zA9)
Maybe if the left would focus on mental health and getting people the care they need things would improve. But it's not as sexy as BLM SJW crap, so nope. Sigh.
Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 12:20 PM (hvf9s)
Typically you have to be adjudicated as a mental defective or involuntarily committed for mental illness. Just having or being treated for mental illness - which covers a lot of things and not all of which would be harmful to others - is not disqualifying.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:23 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:15 PM (2Ojst)
Don't trot that line through here.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 28, 2015 12:23 PM (JO9+V)
This crappie is getting bad.
The Swiss have better sense than to mess around with this Muenster.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:24 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:24 PM (39g3+)
"If someone can make a pun about minnows and cheez whiz go right ahead and do it.
I got nothing."
I like to lure the minnows with cheeze wiz. Then I drop a big rock on them. Yes, I'm no gouda guy.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 28, 2015 12:24 PM (m3iiU)
Again....it's all out there for you to see, read, and hear. Your either too lazy or in complete denial.
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:24 PM (SJi0a)
of course then they'll further weaponize psychiatry and declare wanting a gun is psychosis itself...
being a moonbat means never having to say "sorry" or master "cause and effect"
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:25 PM (BXOyX)
Always.
Whereas our pols always try to kick us in the nuts.
or for the Ladies-
*bows*
*tips hat*
a cunt punt.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2015 12:20 PM (KUa85)
Yeah but their first options are gun control and racist Republicans. I think Obama killed the gun control plan because he was immediately propping up the bodies behind him before they were even cold. And couldn't really go after the Repubs. So its moving down the list and they arrived at the Confederate Battle flag.
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 12:25 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Depends on the individual state.
They vary widely.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 12:26 PM (9mTYi)
Megyn Kelly is leaving Fox?that confirmed?
Posted by: Yo! at August 28, 2015 12:16 PM (q+zA9)
It's talking about her future plans, if I'm reading Gateway Pundit correctly; I assume she'd serve out her current contract.
But it says she wants to go mainstream, and they mention CNN. Since when the crap is CNN mainstream? Heading NBC Nightly News, maybe. But CNN in my mind is a downgrade. Though all 7 of their viewers and people stuck in airports will be pleased.
Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 12:26 PM (hvf9s)
Yeah but nearly every cop movie ever made at least ends up that way. Whatever the case, whatever the story, they end up blowing up all the evidence and killing every suspect. I know, its more interesting than a trial but still.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:26 PM (39g3+)
Yup....
the station will argue if sued without understanding the hypocritical irony involved that they were simply his employer not his keeper...
never mind they'd flame any other business using that out.
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:26 PM (BXOyX)
Never mind!!
Posted by: Lizzy "Lettilla" at August 28, 2015 12:27 PM (NOIQH)
of course then they'll further weaponize psychiatry and declare wanting a gun is psychosis itself...
being a moonbat means never having to say "sorry" or master "cause and effect"
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:25 PM (BXOyX)
And therein lies the problem. Politicization of mental illness would be inevitable. Stalin did this very thing against dissenters and dissidents.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:27 PM (2Ojst)
Not much different with us military types that will rip a military-themed movie to shreds.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 12:27 PM (zyIlW)
She's going to find out that her audience will not follow her to moonbatopia....
there are cuter spokesbabes....
Robin Meade comes to mind.
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:27 PM (BXOyX)
Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 10:16 AM (2oWD2)
Good move.... I have it on good authority that Ace bought his BanHammer from Gallagher.
Or wear a plastic poncho.
btw, the voices in my head are a good authority, they told me so!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 28, 2015 12:28 PM (kKHcp)
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian
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No.
You make the assertion, you offer hard facts, evidence, data. Otherwise, your 'point' has no validity.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 12:28 PM (9mTYi)
more without tallying up all the civil rights violations and outright
crimes they committed from start to finish.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:19 PM (2Ojst)
Sounds like an AWESOME drinking game! And applicable for a host of different movies...
Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 12:28 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: SMFH
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Hold it.
Rambo isn't a training film?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 12:29 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:26 PM (39g3+)
Oh I know, it would be a really boring movie otherwise. It's just that once that filter gets put on, it's hard to take it off.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:29 PM (2Ojst)
You make the assertion, you offer hard facts, evidence, data. Otherwise, your 'point' has no validity.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I agree. At least one example would be nice.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 12:29 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:24 PM (SJi0a)
Can't trust that. After all they could be compromised by information from the media. Or could be in on it and pushing false flag operation like you say Alex Jones is.
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 12:30 PM (zt+N6)
Again....why would I care what you think? Your opinions are just as "Valid" as mine Genius!
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:30 PM (SJi0a)
Posted by: Yo! at August 28, 2015 12:30 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: prescient11 at August 28, 2015 12:30 PM (q5APL)
tallying up all the civil rights violations and outright crimes they
committed from start to finish.
Textile history school ruined period films for me. I'm all staring at the hems on the togas shaking my head in disgust instead of staring at Russell Crowe.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 12:30 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: overunder at August 28, 2015 12:30 PM (s1rnI)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 12:31 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 12:30 PM (zt+N6)
Don't forget to hit the infowars store at infowars.com and buy my vitamin supplements!
It'll make your boners better and may or may not turn you into the incredible hulk overNIGHT!
Posted by: Alex Jones at August 28, 2015 12:31 PM (AkOaV)
Not much different with us military types that will rip a military-themed movie to shreds.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 12:27 PM (zyIlW)
I imagine so. Having learned and experienced something like that from the inside, it's tough to watch a movie about it without going "Oh come ON, that's bullshit!"
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:31 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 12:21 PM (9mTYi)
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My vote for thread winner.
"STOP THAT" (not wanting to scare anyone with capital letters)
Say it. Look the offender in the eye. You don't have to say anything else. (Try not to piss your pants) Count to ten (one Mississippi) And most of them will run away scared.
If they don't run away scared. You can.
Posted by: Just thinking out loud at August 28, 2015 12:31 PM (ShdUd)
IIRC, Fox viewers outnumber CNN viewers by a factor of a few exponents. Which makes sense if you're a leftard.
Progressivism is a mental disease.
Posted by: RetroPuer at August 28, 2015 12:31 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at August 28, 2015 12:32 PM (u0lmX)
Because if that's the case...I don't belong here!
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:32 PM (SJi0a)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 12:32 PM (LA7Cm)
OK now.
"I'm not saying let's take away guns. I'm just saying let's make it harder for people with mental issues...to purchase guns."
That's pretty much NRA doctrine, but before the reporter's father got to that, he had to get his licks in on can-kicking and the bad old NRA and what have you. He's just all over the place. Flailing. For the Children.
And right on cue, Gov of Va., a Gun Owner Himself of course, is about to introduce a lotsa-buncha new gun laws. Did not mention Gay Battle Flags.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 12:32 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian
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I have offered no opinion, if I had, I would have offered substance to support it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 12:32 PM (9mTYi)
Progressivism is a mental disease.
Posted by: RetroPuer at August 28, 2015 12:31 PM (LUgeY)
So is that what happened?
"Hey Megyn -- take out Trump, and we'll give you a prime time slot on CNN"
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 12:32 PM (AkOaV)
They all have a common theme pretty much.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/q7f9wox
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 28, 2015 12:33 PM (wQ7l/)
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Good, let the door hit her in her cute little ass as she walks out.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:33 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 12:22 PM (zt+N6)
This post is a hoax. The real buzzion is dead. Notice the punctuation... That's how you tell this one is an impostor.
Posted by: wooga at August 28, 2015 12:33 PM (66gs3)
http://tinyurl.com/pgnnw6k
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:06 PM (BXOyX)
It looks like a small Roman sword.
Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 12:34 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at August 28, 2015 12:32 PM (u0lmX)
Sorry to hear that Donna. Is the "Woman" keeping you down?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:34 PM (QyBQv)
Because if that's the case...I don't belong here!
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:32 PM (SJi0a)
Well, ummm...
::thinks about ace's sword of damocles ban hammer::
... I got nothing, guys.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 12:34 PM (AkOaV)
Let me bring you love from the field
poppies red and roses filled with summer rain
To heal the wound and still the pain
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 28, 2015 12:34 PM (FATJZ)
It looks like a small Roman sword.
Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 12:34 PM (cbfNE)
I'll show you proper-sized one.
Posted by: Biggus Dickus at August 28, 2015 12:34 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 12:35 PM (OGm46)
Yeah.
Like the so-called "moon-landing".
*winks knowingly*
Posted by: overunder at August 28, 2015 12:35 PM (s1rnI)
Yeah its like starting to recognize leftist bias and ideological forcing. Once you see it, you can't avoid seeing it and it is incredibly frustrating and annoying. Ruined stuff I used to like.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:35 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian
Except your selling your "opinion" as fact.
Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 12:35 PM (sgrzZ)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/q7f9wox
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 28, 2015 12:33 PM (wQ7l/)
Without clicking through -- is the common theme the je-- er, I mean "international bankers"?
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 12:35 PM (AkOaV)
Wrong.....you have made it clear that you are completely convinced that there is no "Validity" to the possibility that the media and the government is lying to you. Well prove it then! "I saw on TV"...isn't quite good enough for a lot of people.
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:35 PM (SJi0a)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 12:35 PM (jjaLl)
Is it OK to ask that? Does it violate the new civility rules?
Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2015 12:36 PM (6xtq3)
Backyard behind the garage has been treated. Am taking a hydration break then on to the front yard where the shrubs are wearing a canopy of vine-y weeds. These get wiped with cotton balls dipped in RoundUp.
Let the vines, over the next few weeks, suck up all the RoundUp to the rootball and voila!, no more vine-y weeds next spring.
Die! Die! Die!
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 28, 2015 12:36 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 12:35 PM (OGm4
well, if you identify as first, who am I to tell you that you're not?
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 12:36 PM (AkOaV)
So no 12 shot revolvers?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 12:36 PM (FdFgz)
Does make for some awesome hilarity.
Oh, btw, THIS movie, made by vets, for vets. Coming out next year.
Ranger 15
http://www.armytimes.com/story/entertainment/2015/05/12/tim-kennedy-dakota-meyer/27171151/
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 12:36 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 12:36 PM (/kI1Q)
an iteration of the Welsh Trench Sword, which traces its roots back to the Celtic Leaf Swords in antiquity...
http://tinyurl.com/oc5gkme
I like the classics...
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:36 PM (BXOyX)
I believe it is fact....You believe what ever you want to believe.
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:36 PM (SJi0a)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 28, 2015 12:37 PM (wQ7l/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 12:37 PM (9mTYi)
Is it OK to ask that? Does it violate the new civility rules?
Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2015 12:36 PM (6xtq3
YES
NO
Next
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:37 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 12:37 PM (zyIlW)
Silver dimes!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 12:37 PM (FdFgz)
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:35 PM (SJi0a)
Well, it's not on us to prove that things happened the way that everyone thinks they happened.
It's on you to prove they didn't.
Right?
So I think we're a pretty open minded bunch -- if you're going to be talking about "shooting hoaxes", why not share your work with the class instead of tossing around insults?
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 12:37 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Dang at August 28, 2015 12:37 PM (2oWD2)
I will believe anything at this point. So much wheeling and dealing behind the scenes will do that.
Here is link to GP for those wanting the Kelly article:
http://tinyurl.com/qcquava
Posted by: LizLem at August 28, 2015 12:37 PM (hvf9s)
The problem with telling the left to focus on mental health over gun control is that they will turn it into another way to attack firearms owners.
I have found that many of the ant-gun types think people who own guns are nuts.
There areleftist gun control proposals wherehaving taken an anti-depressant at any time would disqualify you from ever owning firearms. Got depressed because your parents were killed in a car accident and took some Paxil for a few months? Too bad. You're nuts. No guns for you.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 28, 2015 12:37 PM (m3iiU)
My nickname was ironic in more ways than one....
//Little John
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:37 PM (BXOyX)
Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 12:38 PM (LAliD)
Posted by: Sideshow Bob's parole board at August 28, 2015 12:38 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Soona at August 28, 2015 12:38 PM (P25Hh)
Also, he'll pistol-whip the next person to say "shenanigans".
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 12:38 PM (9krrF)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 12:38 PM (zyIlW)
So let me get this straight... Everybody here believes that every single shooting since 2009 is completely legit?
I'm not sure what you mean by "legit," I am hoping you can explain and give us a sample of what you're talking about. Do you mean details wrong, misleading reporting etc? Because yeah, the press always gets it wrong. But do you mean "it never happened, it was all CGI" because then you lose me.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 12:39 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:01 PM (SJi0a)
I take it that means you can't back up your assertions. Typical.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2015 12:39 PM (aRgrb)
Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2015 12:39 PM (6xtq3)
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian
Then you should be able to back it up with ah....facts.
Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 12:39 PM (sgrzZ)
Nah. I've had to deal with several Dr. Gods this morning.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at August 28, 2015 12:39 PM (u0lmX)
educate those who know nothing? It seems you really don't actually have
a problem talking about hoaxes. Since you are the one that has brought
them up. You just don't seem to want to say which shootings have been
hoaxes for some reason.
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 12:22 PM (zt+N6)
JFK man, he's talking about JFK. You know, when Proctor and Gamble ordered the fake assassination due to the Great Flouride Conspiracy.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 28, 2015 12:39 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 12:39 PM (OGm46)
That's why I get all my drugs illicitly.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 28, 2015 12:39 PM (FATJZ)
Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 12:40 PM (LAliD)
Ummmmm...... going mainstream and going to to CNN is not the same thing
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 12:40 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 12:37 PM (AkOaV
We are not expected to believe the news or the government per his wack-a-doodle. I guess we have to prove our point, which we didn't raise, with death certificates and autopsy reports.
Fuck average Hector troll
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:40 PM (QyBQv)
The issue here is whether there are any shooting hoaxes that are part of a "gun control" scheme. The answer is NO. If there are, list one. It's easy to find noose hoaxes, swastika hoaxes, and on and on for the hate speech schemes.... So why can't you name one gun control shooting hoax?
Posted by: wooga at August 28, 2015 12:40 PM (66gs3)
Sure it's not about how the moon landings were faked in a gravel pit outside The Slough?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 28, 2015 12:40 PM (9krrF)
I have found that many of the ant-gun types think people who own guns are nuts.
It's all about control. Period.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 12:40 PM (FdFgz)
Posted by: Decaf at August 28, 2015 12:40 PM (yZKzN)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 12:40 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 12:40 PM (zt+N6)
In New America facts are for pussies...
we have devolved into a voluntarily self-delusory insane asylum AOP....
were I able to say honestly I could guarantee utility to you in your financial endeavors I'd ask you to sponsor me up north.
This nation is just about finished.
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:41 PM (BXOyX)
flying the Blood-Stained Banner, which is not something you see much up
here in cities with giant monuments to the Union dead. Usually you just
see the square battle flag.
Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish
What racist-@ss city do you live in, h8r? ;-)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 12:41 PM (/Ho8c)
Well I think its less about viewers and ratings than about being in the kool kids klub with the other journalists. She's probably tired of being snubbed for being on Fox and wants to be invited to the cocktail parties.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:41 PM (39g3+)
One person seems to think that she has evidence that most of these shootings have been conducted by professional actors and actresses.
Others look like they are buying into the theory.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 28, 2015 12:41 PM (wQ7l/)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at August 28, 2015 12:39 PM (u0lmX
Look at them straight in the eye and ask them, "If you're so damn good why are you practicing medicine?" That should get you a paid vacation through the State.
JK don't do it.
Deep breaths, deep breaths
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:42 PM (QyBQv)
What about hijinx? Skullduggery? Tomfoolery?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 12:42 PM (LA7Cm)
Just smile and nod a lot....
add in inscrutable smiles and oddly placed giggles....
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:42 PM (BXOyX)
Posted by: wooga at August 28, 2015 12:43 PM (66gs3)
I have found that many of the ant-gun types think people who own guns are nuts.
It's all about control. Period.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 12:40 PM (FdFgz)
Yup. And they will expand the definition of mental illness to encompass things like devout religious beliefs, being pro-life and openly espousing strict adherence to the Constitution.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:43 PM (2Ojst)
I have found that many of the ant-gun types think people who own guns are nuts.
There areleftist gun control proposals wherehaving taken an anti-depressant at any time would disqualify you from ever owning firearms. Got depressed because your parents were killed in a car accident and took some Paxil for a few months? Too bad. You're nuts. No guns for you.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 28, 2015 12:37 PM (m3iiU)
This is undoubtedly true, and why I back away from "WE NEED MORE MENTAL HEALTH - TYPE GUN CONTROL".
Has anyone here ever looked at DSM-V?
If someone wanted to, they could certainly find any number of disorders to assign to everyone in the entire country.
Easiest way to get back door gun control.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 12:43 PM (AkOaV)
685 Let's take a different approach.
Idiocracy, do you believe that the "Newtown massacre" was a hoax???
Direct question which requires a direct answer.
Let's see where we go with this
Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 12:43 PM (LAliD)
What about hijinx? Skullduggery? Tomfoolery?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 12:42 PM (LA7Cm)
Where's Rod Farva when you really need him.
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 12:44 PM (zt+N6)
We're not even allowed to show raw pride in our state's role in the ACW "for the good guys" anymore SD....
Ancestors were in the Ohio Volunteer Cav
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:44 PM (BXOyX)
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:44 PM (SJi0a)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:24 PM (39g3+)
I suppose I would be a fatalist too, under this guy's system.
But, without the weird vaguely negative spin he puts on it.
In this case, and many others I'm sure, my "fatalism" was taught to me by the Republican Party.
They have completely deranged the political process by no longer acting in their voters interests and in fact directly acted against their voters interests and damaged the middle and lower classes.
The elite, the rich- like Zuckerberg and others have taught me that they have zero fellow feeling and love for their Brother and Sister Americans,
in fact they hold an antipathy toward us.
They want the benefits of living in American society without the responsibilities.
Compare them to the "Robber Barons" who build libraries and hospitals and loved America to these feckless fucks.
They can all die in a fire as far as I'm concerned.
My fave is Cruz.
But if it's Trump- I don't care.
Voting Republican has gotten me nothing and made our nation worse by their cowardice and inability to act honorably.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2015 12:44 PM (KUa85)
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 12:43 PM (AkOaV)
Nobody's taking my back door gun!
Posted by: Reggie Love at August 28, 2015 12:45 PM (2Ojst)
Well, Hillary is putting that totalitarian tool to work once more.
http://tinyurl.com/pw6smvy
Posted by: Rick Tingles at August 28, 2015 12:45 PM (GHoXc)
Posted by: Chi at August 28, 2015 12:45 PM (5QTeW)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:43 PM (2Ojst)
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Well...... Homeland security already uses those metrics to identify domestic terrorists.... so..... why not?
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 12:45 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 11:38 AM (FdFgz)
That was the Supreme Court. O'Connor v. Donaldson, 1975.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 28, 2015 12:45 PM (oKE6c)
DSM V will look apolitical compared to DSM VI if we win back power in 2016....
Caitlyn Jenner?
Perfectly healthy mentally....
Ted Cruz is the nut.
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:45 PM (BXOyX)
That's the problem. You voted for who?? oh you're mentally disturbed. You think what about homosexuality/transexuals/pedophilia/insert hot button issue?? Oh you can't have a gun....
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:45 PM (39g3+)
It's that time of year again, and I've been contemplating a reprise of last year's shindig; tentatively looking at Saturday evening, October 17. I've also been exploring other venues in the same general area as last year's (didn't care for the one-long-table setup).
So:
Any takers?
Interested parties let me know: swohmome @ mail.com (NOT a typo).
Posted by: speedster1 at August 28, 2015 12:45 PM (xfE5u)
So let me get this straight... Everybody here believes that every single shooting since 2009 is completely legit?
Because if that's the case...I don't belong here!
Posted by: Idiocracy CivilianSpeaking for myself, I am open-minded to the possibility that there are very, very few things that would be beneath this administration in order to accomplish Xir objectives. However, most of the high-profile shootings that surface in my recent memory seem to have rational explanations that square with the supporting evidence.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 12:46 PM (/Ho8c)
Others look like they are buying into the theory.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 28, 2015 12:41 PM (wQ7l/)
This is Alex Jones' entire shtick.
I have friends who buy in to this stuff. I've even humored them and looked at their irrefutable proof and uh -- yeah, anyways. Civility and all I suppose... I'll just say I have a hard time buying it.
But hey, to each his own I guess, right?
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 12:46 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Sideshow Bob's parole board at August 28, 2015 12:47 PM (/kI1Q)
Once for a "no"
Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2015 12:10 PM (KUa85)
Now you've done it. All your fault for the earworm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7Jvsbcxunc
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2015 12:47 PM (aRgrb)
http://www.museumreplicas.com/p-281-roman-pugio.aspx
Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 12:47 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Decaf at August 28, 2015 12:40 PM (yZKzN)
------------------------------------------------------------
Or he might be too scared to command his own blog.
Just kidding don't ban hammer me. Won't kiss the ring though. Have a set. You Tube might be able to tell a old stick in the mud how to chance an ID address. Then again maybe not.
Even HULK can't pick up Thor's hammer.
Posted by: Just thinking out loud at August 28, 2015 12:47 PM (ShdUd)
Idiocracy, do you believe that the "Newtown massacre" was a hoax???
Direct question which requires a direct answer.
Let's see where we go with this
Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 12:48 PM (LAliD)
Like Ace said, I get the same thing either way, so what's my motivation?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:48 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: wooga at August 28, 2015 12:43 PM (66gs3)
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Ace's new civility rules compel me to refrain from a "proper" response to your tomfoolery.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 12:48 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 28, 2015 12:48 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 12:48 PM (LA7Cm)
aparently it is a hoax that there were any chicks on Ashly Maddison
Ashly Maddison= biggest sausage fest ever
Posted by: Yo! at August 28, 2015 12:49 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: wooga at August 28, 2015 12:43 PM (66gs3)
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Ace's new civility rules compel me to refrain from a "proper" response to your tomfoolery.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 12:48 PM (8XRCm)
It's OK as long as your invective is organic, sustainable and locally sourced.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:49 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2015 12:49 PM (6xtq3)
Nice...
yup similar ideas...
hell the Celts likely "borrowed" it from Rome or vice versa....
the design is WICKED on slicing.
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:49 PM (BXOyX)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:49 PM (39g3+)
Not as easy as, say, losing your rights because someone accused you of domestic abuse.
Which is the road the mental health stuff is going down. They want it as easy to lose a right, forever, because you asked someone for help.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 12:49 PM (XiVKO)
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:44 PM (SJi0a)
Well, I suppose we could ignore you, but that would be uncivil and impolite and that's just NOT WHO WE ARE HERE at the hq.
But to throw out a big claim like that then to back off and say, "well fine if you don't agree with my claim that I made then backed off of, that means you're falling for their plan..." well, what do you want us to do with that?
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 12:50 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Fritz at August 28, 2015 12:50 PM (3tjn4)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 12:50 PM (LA7Cm)
Hey, there's one for every 7000 guys!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:50 PM (39g3+)
I've been reading the comments today, and I must say, all of them are wonderful.
Posted by: Soona at August 28, 2015 12:38 PM (P25Hh)
Aren't they, though? Like a refreshing bowl of soothing yummies....
Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 12:50 PM (jjaLl)
That is the way it looks to me. I would ask that if you do believe in any of the theories to provide some back up for that.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 28, 2015 12:51 PM (wQ7l/)
Hey, there's one for every 7000 guys!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:50 PM (39g3+)
They're gonna be real sore.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 12:51 PM (2Ojst)
Ace's new civility rules compel me to refrain from a "proper" response to your tomfoolery.
Posted by: fixerupper
We should thank Ace (pbuh) for blessing us with his new merciful laws. We are truly unworthy of such a loving, benevolent Head Ewok.
Also, wooga, you need to provide proof and documentation to support your argument that there is thread noodity. Preferably with a bibliography.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 12:51 PM (/Ho8c)
Not gonna happen you stupid git. Wearing a dress don't make you a lady, it makes you a man in a dress.
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 12:51 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:49 PM (39g3+)
Obama was getting what he wanted and we lost a lot. But at least it wasn't Obama getting what he wanted and the GOPe declaring victory and to shut up and take it.
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 12:51 PM (zt+N6)
I find that class of conspiracy theory rather interesting.
I wonder how much of it is an overly developed skepticism that does not account for people not making neat records, even for real events.
And how much of it is because the real events aren't real.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 28, 2015 12:51 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2015 12:51 PM (Ck8hC)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 12:51 PM (LA7Cm)
1 chick for every 7000 dudes?
So it is "Red China Simulator" then?
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:52 PM (BXOyX)
What's his wife think about that?
Posted by: Sideshow Bob's parole board at August 28, 2015 12:52 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2015 12:51 PM (Ck8hC)
Sorry, I haven't douched in...well, ever.
Posted by: Hillary! at August 28, 2015 12:52 PM (2Ojst)
720 Not answering a direct question. Hrrm.
685 Let's take a different approach.
Idiocracy, do you believe that the "Newtown massacre" was a hoax???
Direct question which requires a direct answer.
Let's see where we go with this
Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 12:52 PM (LAliD)
The new civility rules frighten and confuse me.
Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2015 12:39 PM (6xtq3)
Wait...no, you're right! Now this thread is like a black, smoldering bowl of horrors!*runs screaming to the refrigerator*
Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 12:52 PM (jjaLl)
I agree. One of the prices of freedom is that every once in a while something bad happens. Its the cost of everyone having as much liberty as possible - people abuse it sometimes, and pay a high price for it.
But the left is moving in on both ends: they are both restricting liberty at all times while making people pay less and less a price for their violation.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:53 PM (39g3+)
It's like someone LITERALLY ripped open my chest and pumped sunshine directly into my left ventricle...
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:53 PM (BXOyX)
Posted by: Sideshow Bob's parole board
Negative. It's the one with the "A" shape. Link in nic.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 12:53 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 12:51 PM (xWW96)
________________________
I could loan him a couple of pantsuits,, maybe that would help..
Posted by: Carlos Danger at August 28, 2015 12:53 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:49 PM (BXOyX)
I could use a smatchet for making a stir-fry
Posted by: @votermom at August 28, 2015 12:53 PM (cbfNE)
I agree. One of the prices of freedom is that every once in a while something bad happens. Its the cost of everyone having as much liberty as possible - people abuse it sometimes, and pay a high price for it.
But the left is moving in on both ends: they are both restricting liberty at all times while making people pay less and less a price for their violation.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:53 PM (39g3+)
You should have the same due process rights you'd have before the state can take away your freedom (put you in jail) if they want to take away your 2A rights.
As in, full jury trial.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 12:53 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2015 12:53 PM (6xtq3)
666 Exactly correct
Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 12:40 PM (LAliD)
So, phrasing still isn't a thing anymore?
Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 12:54 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Hillary! at August 28, 2015 12:52 PM (2Ojst
That makes Huma known as "Old Iron Tongue"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:54 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: Sideshow Bob's parole board at August 28, 2015 12:54 PM (/kI1Q)
You'd have to take the NBA player's amigos out of her hoo, mouth, and rather ample arse to get an answer beyond "mmmfffmmmm ohhhh"
Kardassian hoo is weapons grade crazy evidently.
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:54 PM (BXOyX)
No spaces.
I blame Globull Warmening and my big fat fingers (but mostly...)
Posted by: speedster1 at August 28, 2015 12:54 PM (xfE5u)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 12:55 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2015 12:53 PM (6xtq3)
Well, at the very least they should give counseling to those of us living with survivors guilt.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 12:55 PM (AkOaV)
"This researcher analyzed the data and found only 12,000 actual, real women using Ashley Madison. That means for every 7750 men, there were 3 women."
http://tinyurl.com/pg7wvt5
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:55 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 12:55 PM (9mTYi)
Remember Thomas Eagleton? That's when I decided I'd never willingly visit a psychological practitioner of any stripe. Things have changed now, of course: all you have to do is act up in class (well, it's "acting out" now) and you're in the book.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 12:55 PM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 28, 2015 12:55 PM (HSmrB)
http://tinyurl.com/pg7wvt5
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:55 PM (39g3+)
Sounds like Silicon Valley
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 12:56 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2015 12:51 PM (Ck8hC)
Sorry, I haven't douched in...well, ever.
Posted by: Hillary! at August 28, 2015 12:52 PM (2Ojst)
I'm trying to eat lunch here.
Posted by: BignJames at August 28, 2015 12:56 PM (HtUkt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 12:55 PM (9mTYi)
Says you!!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:56 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: Sideshow Bob's parole board
There were scads of different variations of battle flags carried by the various Confederate regiments. Nowhere near as standardized as the Union units, even late in the war.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 12:56 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 12:56 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2015 12:51 PM (Ck8hC)
Sorry, I haven't douched in...well, ever.
Posted by: Hillary! at August 28, 2015 12:52 PM (2Ojst)
I'm trying to eat lunch here.
Posted by: BignJames at August 28, 2015 12:56 PM (HtUkt)
So is Huma, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Hillary! at August 28, 2015 12:57 PM (2Ojst)
That's just the Drain-O.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 12:57 PM (Yu4ah)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 12:55 PM (xq1UY
And given a "Diagnosis" with "Medication"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:57 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 12:31 PM (zyIlW)
Or anything else, for that matter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2015 12:57 PM (aRgrb)
Posted by: Elphaba at August 28, 2015 12:57 PM (vgIRn)
The Democratic National Committee is expected on Friday to adopt a resolution expressing its support for the Black Lives Matter movement, a DNC official said.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 12:57 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 12:57 PM (OiFtZ)
I'm just saying look into it. There is nothing can be done to prevent me from believing what I believe at this point. I am an educated person. I have been paying attention to this stuff for a very long time. I'm simply saying as your fellow American..."Hey....something is happening, watch out!"
I don't want to get specific mainly because it is very emotional for some, and some are in complete denial, and in most cases people do not have the capability to even talk about it, because they think they won't fit in with the cool kids. There is plenty of evidence out there.
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:58 PM (SJi0a)
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2015 12:58 PM (sPO3u)
Posted by: Deborah Nucatola at August 28, 2015 12:58 PM (E5UB0)
http://tinyurl.com/pg7wvt5
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:55 PM (39g3+)
Sounds like Silicon Valley
Sounds like Wednesday night at any bar.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 12:58 PM (FdFgz)
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 12:58 PM (XiVKO)
thats some cryptic shit, bud.
MAx asked you a direct question. Promise none of us will get emotional and go to the feinting couch if you answer.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 12:59 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: steevy at August 28, 2015 12:58 PM (sPO3u
It's the fish.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 12:59 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 12:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Forrest Gump at August 28, 2015 12:59 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 12:59 PM (LAliD)
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:32 PM (SJi0a)
By golly, I do believe you're beginning to get a glimmer of a clue!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2015 01:00 PM (aRgrb)
Posted by: I mean, I can see why at August 28, 2015 01:00 PM (ZtFr+)
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 12:53 PM (BXOyX)
Thanks Sven! You got me back on track with that one.....
Nice kittehs....nice puppies.....
Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 01:00 PM (jjaLl)
I'm sick of the msm telling me who attractive their favorites are.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 01:01 PM (OGm46)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 28, 2015 01:01 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 01:01 PM (LAliD)
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 01:02 PM (XiVKO)
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 01:02 PM (SJi0a)
"This guy was obviously mentally disturbed. I think if you've been treated or prescribed certain anti-psychotics you are barred from buying guns, right? "
Not in Virginia, and I don't think any other state. The treatment has to be involuntary...federal rules are involuntary hospitalization/commitment and VA includes some involuntary outpatient treatment http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-308.1C2
Posted by: SarahW at August 28, 2015 01:02 PM (3fTXW)
It's like someone LITERALLY ripped open my chest and pumped sunshine directly into my left ventricle...
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yah, yah..... and dont it feel GOOD!!
Posted by: Katrina and the Waves at August 28, 2015 01:02 PM (8XRCm)
I'd hit it!
//HILLARY!
No seriously she would why do you think I was sending d*ck pics to minors?
//Antknee HOT DOG Wienah
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:02 PM (BXOyX)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 28, 2015 01:03 PM (UQGss)
Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2015 01:03 PM (6xtq3)
very emotional for some, and some are in complete denial, and in most
cases people do not have the capability to even talk about it, because
they think they won't fit in with the cool kids. There is plenty of
evidence out there.
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian
Well, in that case, all I can say is thanks for the warning.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 01:03 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 01:03 PM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 01:03 PM (LAliD)
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 12:55 PM (AkOaV)
When in doubt, bake a pie ...
That'll be $50.00.
Posted by: Adriane therapist Critic ... at August 28, 2015 01:03 PM (qOsoH)
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 01:04 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 01:04 PM (/Ho8c)
well, currently.
But what else could people be talking about when they say "we need to keep guns out of the hands of the mentally unstable" unless they mean to expand the definition of mentally unstable to include people voluntarily prescribed medication.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:04 PM (AkOaV)
http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/13526002/darryl-dawkins-dies-age-58
Posted by: irright at August 28, 2015 01:04 PM (zxnPQ)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 01:04 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Adriane the Numerology Critic ... at August 28, 2015 01:04 PM (qOsoH)
Good bye Ace of Spades. This will be an end of a 10 year run here, but I just don't belong here anymore. Good Bye Ace, you did a great job with this place.
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 01:05 PM (SJi0a)
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 01:04 PM (zt+N6)
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shuuush!!
You're dead.
Posted by: Katrina and the Waves at August 28, 2015 01:05 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 01:05 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 01:05 PM (LAliD)
gah.... sock
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 01:05 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 12:38 PM (zyIlW)
I sent them a bucks some months back. Now I will have to see the movie when it comes out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2015 01:06 PM (aRgrb)
Almost. His piece today of "The end of the Republican party is at hand."
should have read, the end of Red State is at hand.
Anyone else notice that Rush hasn't used him since that bullshit stunt and instead it's all Steyn?
Posted by: prescient11 at August 28, 2015 01:06 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: Chi at August 28, 2015 01:06 PM (OA8m1)
Posted by: kartoffel at August 28, 2015 01:06 PM (uEmgg)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 01:06 PM (FdFgz)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 28, 2015 01:06 PM (FATJZ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 01:06 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Hipster Art Critic at August 28, 2015 01:06 PM (VAsIq)
or you know see you in 90 days...
you were asked a direct question on which gun incident as a for example is a hoax...
I know the DoJ cooks the books on "school shootings" it is demonstrable....
let's not be coy is the assertion that shootings are Hollywood FX or what precisely are you trying to say?
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:07 PM (BXOyX)
I believe that everything that has happened since 2008 was a hoax.
There. I feel much better now.
Posted by: rickl at August 28, 2015 01:07 PM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2015 01:07 PM (6xtq3)
Posted by: prescient11 at August 28, 2015 01:06 PM (q5APL)
Rush has been off like once since that happened. And its not like its uncommon when he takes multiple days off in a row that he uses the same person. You're reaching.
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 01:08 PM (zt+N6)
My two favorite pinch hitters for Limbaugh are Steyn and Williams I prefer both to Limbaugh...
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:08 PM (BXOyX)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/qhvqwhs
Posted by: The Political Hat at August 28, 2015 01:08 PM (0TXlm)
There. I feel much better now.
Hear! Hear!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Harumpin' Parliamentarian Critic ... at August 28, 2015 01:08 PM (qOsoH)
Posted by: mynewhandle
Could be like the bad old days of the USSR when mentally unstable included a disbelief in the supremacy of the state.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 28, 2015 01:08 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:08 PM (zOTsN)
Good bye Ace of Spades. This will be an end of a 10 year run here, but I just don't belong here anymore. Good Bye Ace, you did a great job with this place.
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 01:05 PM (SJi0a)
Good bye, Idiocracy Civilian. Your hash goes back about 10 days, so we hardly knew ya.
Too bad you couldn't tell us any more about the hoaxes, but we all understand.
Smooth sailing, friend, and godspeed.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:08 PM (AkOaV)
It is true that we have lost and will continue to lose people here that mainly come here just to let their inner asshole fly free due to the new policy.
You may draw your own conclusions 'bout that
Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 01:09 PM (LAliD)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 01:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 01:09 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 01:09 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:08 PM (zOTsN)
shockingly I'm still here.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:09 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: super fun time happy smiley joy face commenter at August 28, 2015 01:09 PM (4nTsn)
Buzzion? Back from the dead after 3 days?? This has never happened before in the history of the world!...
...wait..what??
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at August 28, 2015 01:10 PM (oQQwD)
If what's-his-mesh had been arrested at that point there's a fair chance he crazy would have landed him with not just a stop or a ticket,, but jail; he would have lost his rental car to a tow truck, and his grand scheme might even have been discovered b the rental agency even if no police search of the car took place.
Posted by: SarahW at August 28, 2015 01:10 PM (3fTXW)
Cob on Cob action I was lurking on the road means we simple 'rons and 'ettes have no hope of knowing who has Fizzbin.
Only sane move is not to play
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:10 PM (BXOyX)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 01:10 PM (zyIlW)
But what else could people be talking about when they say "we need
to keep guns out of the hands of the mentally unstable" unless they mean
to expand the definition of mentally unstable to include people
voluntarily prescribed medication.
Posted by: mynewhandle
I am very concerned about changing rules that govern exercising Rights (rules of which there are too many in general, IMHO) to allow restriction of said rights in poorly-defined and easily-manipulated situations. "Mentally unstable" is waaaaaaay more subjective than "convicted felon" or "involuntarily committed to mental institution."
Now, granted, I think it's easy to look at this shooting (and the Charleston one), and conclude that neither person should have had a firearm, because obviously crazy. But that's hindsight.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 01:10 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2015 01:10 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Hank at August 28, 2015 01:10 PM (0Aqa7)
WHEREAS, the Democratic Party believes in the American Dream and the promise of liberty and justice for all, and we know that this dream is a nightmare for too many young people stripped of their dignity under the vestiges of slavery, Jim Crow and White Supremacy
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 01:11 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 01:08 PM (zt+N6)
and steyn is always his go-to.
Steyn gets the highest rating of any guest host.
Steyn also has his own life, so sometimes Rush has to go to the "b list" types.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:11 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 01:11 PM (NpXoL)
Time to go mow the jungle
See you morons later.
Is calling you morons baiting?
Is it bannation material?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 01:11 PM (QyBQv)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 28, 2015 01:11 PM (VAsIq)
EVERY NLRB judgement call from here on out will be genuflections to Big Labor...
I think Ogabe just killed contracting.
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:11 PM (BXOyX)
Never do the brown acid.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 01:06 PM (FdFgz)
Now you tell me.....
Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 01:11 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 01:12 PM (zyIlW)
And that's the way They like it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 28, 2015 01:12 PM (FATJZ)
Do I? No.
But, when someone asks for proof that it was, and someone supplies them with FBI UCR data, and that data reports ZERO murders in Newton, CT for that time period, what is one supposed to use for proof?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 01:12 PM (FdFgz)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 01:12 PM (2Ojst)
I learned while teaching that if you lost theworst 10% of the class you'd lose 90% of the problems.
The same seems to be true with blog commenters as well
Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 01:12 PM (LAliD)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:08 PM (zOTsN)
Some new dude 'ace'
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 01:12 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Carol (from The Walking Dead) at August 28, 2015 01:12 PM (4nTsn)
Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 01:11 PM (NpXoL)
Could be. I wasn't going to say anything, but he was being VERY uncivil in the Trump thread the other day.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:13 PM (AkOaV)
Good bye Ace of Spades. This will be an end of a 10 year run here, but I just don't belong here anymore. Good Bye Ace, you did a great job with this place.
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 01:05 PM (SJi0a)
Bitch, please.
We don't need any more drama around here.
Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 01:13 PM (Zs4uk)
For humans, yes. For robots ... not so much ...
Posted by: Adriane the Singularity Critic ... at August 28, 2015 01:13 PM (qOsoH)
Its pretty easy: don't just dive in with angry insulting attacks on people utterly lacking in substance. Don't just come in and yell "You're a %(*#$ing $(*&#%hole cucksucking @$E(@& that @(*$&@s all day long!!!!"
Give a reason, state your case, present your argument.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 01:13 PM (39g3+)
Is it bannation material?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 28, 2015 01:11 PM (QyBQv)
No...just yer basic racist-micro aggression, no biggee!
Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 01:13 PM (NpXoL)
The same seems to be true with blog commenters as well
Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 01:12 PM (LAliD)
----
Pareto Principle.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 01:14 PM (8XRCm)
But, when someone asks for proof that it was, and someone supplies them with FBI UCR data, and that data reports ZERO murders in Newton, CT for that time period, what is one supposed to use for proof?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 01:12 PM (FdFgz)
Well I can confirm that the Newtown shooting happened.
I lived in the area at the time, and know people who lost family members.
And I'm at least 90% sure that the people I've known most of my life are not trauma actors -- but that's what they'd want us to think though, isn't it?
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:14 PM (AkOaV)
Robot Burger Chef doesn't forget my fries or spit on my food...
unless you know I order it to.
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:14 PM (BXOyX)
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 01:14 PM (XiVKO)
Posted by: mynewhandle
He was obviously in a really bad mood. I was afraid to participate much in that discussion.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 01:14 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 28, 2015 01:15 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: kartoffel at August 28, 2015 01:15 PM (uEmgg)
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:14 PM (AkOaV)
That would be ridiculous!
Posted by: Truman Burbank at August 28, 2015 01:15 PM (zt+N6)
>>>I swear I just saw one of those flowers move.....
<<<
Are you positive?
Posted by: super fun time happy smiley joy face commenter at August 28, 2015 01:09 PM (4nTsn)
I'm happy to say yes! No. Wait. What color acid should I have taken?
Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 01:15 PM (jjaLl)
You painted your rims?
Man the trucks are getting better here daily.
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:15 PM (BXOyX)
Soothe your boobs
de-stress your breasts
undo the calamity that is your mammaries
adjust your bust before it combusts
don't have a rack attack
give your chest a rest
And my favorite:
hakuna your tatas
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 01:15 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2015 01:15 PM (6xtq3)
857 I saw an explanation for that that made sense somewhere but I have no idea where. it made sense though, tho I certainly didn't look too far into it.
My comment has a that that and a though tho
Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 01:16 PM (LAliD)
Posted by: Robby the robot at August 28, 2015 01:16 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 01:14 PM (/Ho8c)
Me too, ha.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:16 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 01:15 PM (jjaLl)
Whatever color it is you're hearing right now.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 01:16 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 01:16 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 01:16 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:13 PM (AkOaV)
**
Yeah Trump and Trolls will do that to a fella.
Me, I'm just enjoying it all as entertainment at this point. No need to get my sock in a knot....yet.
Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 01:17 PM (NpXoL)
That thread started out bad and was going down hill rapidly. I bailed early.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 01:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:17 PM (zOTsN)
and in response....
no comment, no comment, no comment....
nicely lubed axles no comment....
good hood ornament and WHAT detailing
no comment...
in response to "lose the worst 10% lose 90% of problems" I offer
hothouse roses are a bitch to keep alive.
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:17 PM (BXOyX)
Posted by: kartoffel at August 28, 2015 01:15 PM (uEmgg)
You just stated the whole story line for the new BSG.
I'm reporting you for copyright infringement.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at August 28, 2015 01:17 PM (Vyg9x)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 01:18 PM (JtwS4)
Justice Kennedy: Age 79.
Justice Ginsburg: Age 82.
(Thump, thump.) Is this thing on?
Posted by: Blankety Blank So and Sol at August 28, 2015 01:19 PM (nFICN)
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:58 PM (SJi0a)
Cue X-Files theme music, as a flying saucer circles overhead.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2015 01:19 PM (aRgrb)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:08 PM (zOTsN)
I read though the entire post comments yesterday (took a while), and ace banned like 3 people; but at the end, he reversed them, and got all nice and friendly. I think he did it to show everyone how it's done. Either that or the Val-u-Rite hit optimal levels....
I
Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 01:19 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2015 01:20 PM (2cS/G)
weeks ago, maybe a month
before the new civility
Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:20 PM (zOTsN)
it makes sense though....
leftoid politics are predicated on rage at "inequality" often offered from rich asses looking down on climbing middle class types and grievance mongering....
so uh yeah Liberals create the cylons then join them in terror attacks
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:20 PM (BXOyX)
Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 01:20 PM (LAliD)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2015 01:21 PM (Ck8hC)
was run by the State Police, and at the end of the year the deaths were
counted for the State total of homicides, but not assigned to a
particular locality.
Posted by: Lincolntf
*winks*
Now we know not to trust you.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 01:21 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 01:21 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 01:16 PM (2Ojst)
Ahh! So it's the triangles then!
Thanks bro!
Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 01:21 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Idiocracy Civilian at August 28, 2015 12:58 PM (SJi0a)
This is an interesting read ...
http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2015/08/
behind-science-fraud-chapter-10.php
extra space after the 08/
Posted by: Adriane the Singularity Critic ... at August 28, 2015 01:21 PM (qOsoH)
Ira somebody. Apparently the ONTers knew him.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 01:18 PM (JtwS4)
Ira's ban pre-dates ace's new rules.
Dude MUMR's the ONT.
Like will jump through dozens of proxies posting the same shit over and over and over again while the cobs try to delete his posts and ban his hash and IPs.
It's obnoxious. Borderline DDOS shit.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:21 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2015 01:21 PM (6xtq3)
But what else could people be talking about when they say "we need to keep guns out of the hands of the mentally unstable" unless they mean to expand the definition of mentally unstable to include people voluntarily prescribed medication.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:04 PM (AkOaV)
I get that. I really truly do. It is hard to find a place on the planet with more guns than Oklahoma. Within the past 2 months, we have had two absolutely horrific KNIFE crimes that did not make the national news. Our State Labor Commissioner was stabbed to death in a restaurant by his mentally ill son. He will be buried tomorrow. A few weeks ago in Broken Arrow, two teenage boys stabbed to death five of their family members and came very close to killing one more--they thought she was dead, but, she wasn't and she managed to call 911 before the boys finished the family. Out of 9 people, only a 13 year old girl, a two year old girl and the two murderers survived. Knife crime--no agenda to push, so national coverage.
I will admit the guy beheading the woman last year in OKC and coming close to beheading a second got national coverage because of the Muslim killing Christians angle. Of course, I also noticed the national media was very tepid in their enthusiasm for the man who went to his car and got his legal gun and killed the guy on the rampage.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 28, 2015 01:21 PM (kXoT0)
Ira somebody. Apparently the ONTers knew him.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 01:18 PM (JtwS4)
He's been banned for a while. He's the nutjob that went psycho about Cooth wondering if his odd behavior was connected to the identity thief he was dealing with. Got a timeout. Went all MUMR so bad that his spamming of threads would DOS the blog making commenting and refreshing impossible for everyone.
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 01:21 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:17 PM
The mammaries are immoderate! I say again, the mammaries are immoderate!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2015 01:21 PM (KrAjA)
Sweet mother of pearl! What have you been eating??
Posted by: gapoz at August 28, 2015 01:22 PM (thyJJ)
the total number of people banned under the new policy is zero
Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:22 PM (zOTsN)
I've been working on a post about the recent CAUber ruling and how it impacts Worker's Comp. It occurs to me that this new NLRB deal has the same kind of issues.
Hmm, need to go back to working on that post.
Posted by: speedster1 at August 28, 2015 01:22 PM (xfE5u)
which is true BUT it is early yet....
I find the number of TRUMPOMANIACS who hated Palin to be "interesting"....
we're not a serious nation and if the best answer America can come up with to the question of "who can lead this fine mighty land?" is Trump, Biden, or Clinton it says a lot.
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:22 PM (BXOyX)
Posted by: The "not a witch" woman at August 28, 2015 01:23 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: speedster1 at August 28, 2015 01:23 PM (xfE5u)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 01:23 PM (fWAjv)
I think you should read it again. ace did become uncivil in response to people being uncivil to him or twisting his words to make it look like he was attacking them personally.
Can't speak for anyone else but I was also getting a bit tired of having a few people claim anyone who wasn't 100% down with Trump as suffering from TDS. It was not only stupid and insulting it was just begging for a personal fight having nothing to do with Trump.
It's really not all that hard to disagree with someones position without demeaning their motives or them personally. We do it in meatspace everyday in order not to get punched in the face. Banning is this places equivalent of a punch in the face.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 01:23 PM (OGm46)
Someone might tear my arguments to shreds...
BTW, I keep thinking their will be a new thread any. minute. now...
Posted by: Lea at August 28, 2015 01:23 PM (lIU4e)
I lived in the area at the time, and know people who lost family members.
And I'm at least 90% sure that the people I've known most of my life are not trauma actors -- but that's what they'd want us to think though, isn't it?
I understand. I know it happened.
Everyone asked for proof from Idiocracy. What if he supplied the FBI data that shows a goose egg?
(BTW, I have looked up the FBI UCR data and it does state zero murders for Newton during that time period)
That's what pisses me off. Now we can't even trust the "official" numbers.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 01:23 PM (FdFgz)
Posted by: buzzion at August 28, 2015 01:21 PM (zt+N6)
OH yeah! You're right, that's how it started. Ira made a weird comment that Cooth took to mean that Ira was the one who stole his identity on his amazon account or something. I forgot about that.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:24 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:24 PM (AkOaV)
Guess who's going to be here in Texas in three weeks, GGE?
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 01:10 PM (zyIlW)
I'm thinking maybe a certain resident of Tidewater VA? Outstanding!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 28, 2015 01:24 PM (UQGss)
I did a post yesterday I believe where Ira's name was invoked about a spam attack.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 01:24 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 01:24 PM (fWAjv)
Justice Kennedy: Age 79.
Justice Ginsburg: Age 82.
Yeah Scalia is going soon and he's going to be a severe loss for the court. So far nobody really damaging has retired. But when he goes, a strict constitutional scholar will be lost and probably replaced with someone like Kagan.
Ginsburg is an idiot and a leftist, but she's hanging on despite seriously needing to retire. She'll probably die in the middle of a hearing some time rather than give up her seat.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 01:24 PM (39g3+)
And never reported to the Feds.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 01:24 PM (FdFgz)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 01:25 PM (LA7Cm)
As I said on the ONT yesterday, I sort of enjoy watching ace's angry outburts on the blog. He just lays it out there, in classic ace style - a bit wordy and insistent, repetitive, profane, hilarious, and with tidbits of self-deprecation tossed in.
The thread in question wasn't all that, seemed to me. I assumed most of us just ignored the nasty stuff that wasn't partly humor or stylistic showboating, or at least ignored the authors thereof.
And note: ace's specific point was mostly about weird, baseless, attacks on *him* by people who hadn't bothered to read his post, or read it carefully. As he laid out in what I find very funny and good ROE - organic, escalating, tit-tat flame war action is still authorized, in general.
So, in classic AOSHQ layer-upon-layer of misunderstanding based on not reading everything (because it's impossible to keep up), yesterday there were regulars - but not frequent regulars - dropping by and wondering about the new "policy" ..... because they hadn't read ace's post on it.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2015 01:25 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 01:23 PM (FdFgz)
yeah, I have no idea.
That State Police Captain or whatever he is is a real unlikable asshole, too.
He was the one put in charge of the ill-fated new gun law in CT. Had to be talked off the "confiscation" ledge apparently.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:25 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Blankety Blank So and So at August 28, 2015 01:25 PM (nFICN)
mountains for the weekend. It was either that or rent out the National
Cathedral because it seemed like everyone wanted to be involved.
Heh. Congrats
Posted by: Sideshow Bob's parole board at August 28, 2015 01:26 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Weasel
---------
The Banning Time, ah... the good old days.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 01:26 PM (9mTYi)
I am a victim of sexual assault.
Yes, I will remain silent no more.
I'm sure you have all seen it. A woman grabbed me, fingered me, yanked me and made me feel helpless to her self-gratification. I am so ashamed.
And even though I am the victim, I am actually starting to blame myself for what happened. Was there something I could have done differently? This questions troubles me so.
Today, my life is nothing. I feel so used. I droop. I toss myself to the winds. I have no body. I question my roots. I even question my color. Who am I? What is my purpose?
Oh, god. How can bad things happen to good follicles?
Posted by: Donald Trump's Hair at August 28, 2015 01:26 PM (KCQo0)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:17 PM
The mammaries are immoderate! I say again, the mammaries are immoderate!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2015 01:21 PM (KrAjA)
I prefer they be immodest.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 01:26 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2015 01:25 PM (QDnY+)
who?
I've never heard of this "ace" person -- I'm just here for the comments.
Andrew Breitbart taught me that.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:26 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 01:23 PM (FdFgz)
Well, there is that lies, damn lies, and statistics thingie ...
Posted by: Adriane the Singularity Critic ... at August 28, 2015 01:26 PM (qOsoH)
But it's not due to some great conspiracy.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 01:27 PM (XiVKO)
Justice Kennedy: Age 79.
Justice Ginsburg: Age 82.
(Thump, thump.) Is this thing on?
Posted by: Blankety Blank So and Sol at August 28, 2015 01:19 PM (nFICN)
Anthony Kennedy - "I'ma gonna use a dart board to decide. Screw the plain language of the Constitution."
John "Screw the plain language of the Constitution. It's a tax." Roberts.
*mike drop*
Posted by: naturalfake at August 28, 2015 01:27 PM (KUa85)
Bullet wt (grains) X Muz. Vel. squared X .000002216= muzzle energy in ft-lbs.
Memorize. Quiz later.
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 01:27 PM (xWW96)
Yeah. Yeah, those were bad times. There's a pretty stark divide in the ranks here but it only shows up sometimes. There are some who hate social conservatism with the burning fury of ten thousand suns, and some who are socially conservative who think the slightest deviation belong in the hell of the upside down dead. And never shall the twain meet.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 01:27 PM (39g3+)
the total number of people banned under the new policy is zero
Posted by: ThunderB
Mat's count in the ONT on Day One was 4.
As was mentioned previously.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 28, 2015 01:27 PM (kdS6q)
Honestly, I wasn't around while that thread was happening, so I went back this morning and re-read all the comments.
I can't find anyone who was taking that attitude. I did see how a few commenters were being portrayed as Trump-obsessed, but any objective reading would show that was just not so.
Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 01:27 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:27 PM (zOTsN)
890,895 Ira is the worst loser this place has ever seen. Multiple bannings, always comes back over and over. Handy with the net.
Implicated in a very harsh attack on coothy, a huge data intrusion and corruption. Also linked to DOS attacks on the ont.
Likes to put links in his comments (under 2 million different names) which lead to computer invasions if clicked.
Which is why I posted this: if someone here offers you a hyperlink and you don't know the poster for sure, DON'T CLICK IT.
Coothy will back me up on this 400%
Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 01:27 PM (LAliD)
Posted by: RetroPuer at August 28, 2015 01:28 PM (LUgeY)
Report: Pakistan's nuclear arsenal could become the world's third-biggest
http://tinyurl.com/p38h4uq
Posted by: The Political Hat at August 28, 2015 01:28 PM (0TXlm)
Posted by: Mike Bossy at August 28, 2015 01:28 PM (YjeaE)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2015 01:28 PM (Ck8hC)
But it's not due to some great conspiracy.
True, but it is what feeds the conspiracy nuts.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 28, 2015 01:29 PM (FdFgz)
"Is it Nood yet?
"Is it Nood yet?
"Is it Nood yet?
"Is it Nood yet?
"Is it Nood yet?
Posted by: Little Kid in the Backseat with Jam on his Face at August 28, 2015 01:29 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 01:26 PM
That goes without saying. This is the HQ, after all.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 28, 2015 01:29 PM (KrAjA)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2015 01:29 PM (2cS/G)
Not in that thread, the main culprit was too busy insulting ace and taking subsequent incoming. But for about the last two weeks he was saying it in every frigging thread, even ones having to do with puppies or gouda cheese.
More than a bit tedious.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2015 01:29 PM (OGm46)
Posted by: Weasel
------------------------------------
Engineer: If they were to give me two more excavators, I'd be a year ahead of the plan by now.
Gen. Yevgraf Zhivago: You're an impatient generation.
Engineer: Weren't you?
Gen. Yevgraf Zhivago: Yes, we were, very. Oh, don't be so impatient, Comrade Engineer. We've come very far, very fast.
Engineer: Yes, I know that, Comrade General.
Gen. Yevgraf Zhivago: Yes, but do you know what it cost? There were children in those days who lived off human flesh. Did you know that?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 01:29 PM (9mTYi)
reading everything (because it's impossible to keep up), yesterday there
were regulars - but not frequent regulars - dropping by and wondering
about the new "policy" ..... because they hadn't read ace's post on it.
The post that's linked by the big red notice in the sidebar?
I love this place.
Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 01:29 PM (/kI1Q)
Giggles advocates unilateral US nuclear disarmament...
if/WHEN we eat a Muslim nuke he will argue we should not retaliate.
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:29 PM (BXOyX)
zero
Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:30 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 01:30 PM (8XRCm)
But it's not due to some great conspiracy.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 01:27 PM (XiVKO)
Right. It's just due to utter incompetence.
And guys, Newtown, CT probably had 3 murders in the past 100 years before that shooting.
Which is why the State Police got involved. No conspiracy there, just that the townies knew they were not up to the task in any way.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:30 PM (AkOaV)
three who were banned, and then immediately unbanned, and Ira who was banned previously and not because of the "new" rule
zero
Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:30 PM (zOTsN)
That sums it up nicely.
Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 01:31 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 28, 2015 01:18 PM (JtwS4)
Ira Weatheral, aka MUMR, is a long-banned troll, who frequently pops up with a new hash. Not a newbie.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 28, 2015 01:31 PM (aRgrb)
Posted by: Look! A whale! at August 28, 2015 01:31 PM (2Ojst)
Ira was here yesterday, using the same hash that he was banned on the day before.
I didn't understand it, but it was there.
Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 01:31 PM (LAliD)
Also if someone offers you a hyperlink and you know the person, DON'T CLICK IT.
Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 01:31 PM (/kI1Q)
We really should hit the TipJar harder so the Cobs can afford to get him chipped.
Posted by: Garrett at August 28, 2015 01:32 PM (jE7gh)
If you read much in ancient history, you'll find a lot of historians agreeing that big government began with control of water. Most thought that a wondrous thing, others said it was the seat of tyranny, but, it was the water every time. So I am extremely suspicious of any water-quality initiatives, and all water panics.
Most states will not complain. There's a lot of "free" federal money, for new water plants, EPA-compliant sewage treatment, farm "management," all at stake. And most states will take money, even if it ends up costing them.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 28, 2015 01:32 PM (xq1UY)
http://tinyurl.com/olrvy72
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 01:32 PM (fWAjv)
Yeah, and in fact, a big conspiracy requires a level of skill, competence, and excellence that at no point has any level of government in history demonstrated they could even attempt, let alone maintain for even a matter of days.
He was the one put in charge of the ill-fated new gun law in CT. Had to be talked off the "confiscation" ledge apparently.
This is what frustrates me about law enforcement. They can be, and usually are, very conservative sorts in the ranks. Leadership as political monsters, not so much but the average detective, police officer, etc yes.
But when it comes to guns suddenly they turn into leftist freaks. In fact, when it comes to just about any aspect of law or culture that makes their job easier they turn into people who want to shred the constitution and use it to line a rat's nest.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 01:32 PM (39g3+)
IRA's MUMR?
That's odd IRA and MUMR had very different styles when both were still making you know lucid posts....
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:32 PM (BXOyX)
Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 01:31 PM (/kI1Q)
Especially if that someone is wrg500 or maddogg.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 01:32 PM (2Ojst)
Definitely check out MBest11x on youtube. Some funny stuff (and he and his guys along with, I believe the guys from Ranger Up are making that movie (hence Range 15 (Ranger Up and Article 15)...
Posted by: GMan at August 28, 2015 01:32 PM (sxq57)
Excellent creation of an adverb.
To review.
Shit is both a verb and a noun.
Shitty is an adjective.
Shittily is a new adverb.
Can anyone construct a sentence using all four? Extra credit if you can.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2015 01:32 PM (KCQo0)
Posted by: RetroPuer at August 28, 2015 01:33 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2015 01:29 PM (2cS/G)
Right. CT has no "unincorporated land" so every crime falls under the jurisdiction of a local PD (with rare exceptions, like state parks and on certain interstate highways).
Newtown PD is a tiny little bumblefuck department. That's why the CT State police took lead on the investigation. I doubt Newtown PD even has a homicide division or has ever dealt with any kind of murder scene beyond the "husband catches wife cheating and kills her" type open and shut cases.
Certainly nothing with international media involved.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:33 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 01:31 PM (/kI1Q)
You're no fun ...
Posted by: Richard Role... at August 28, 2015 01:33 PM (qOsoH)
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 01:33 PM (xWW96)
Was the big thing about the guy who said Ace was lying because he omitted the Megyn Kelly portion of the conversation and made is seem Trump just attacked her out of the blue?
Posted by: jwest at August 28, 2015 01:33 PM (Zs4uk)
Posted by: Blankety Blank So and So at August 28, 2015 01:33 PM (nFICN)
I was banned for legitimately claiming to have fellated my girlfriend. What's wrong with that?
Only the hard core conservative dweebs suggested it's impossible to fellate a girl. Wrong! I fellated her many times and she loved it.
Posted by: Palin Steele at August 28, 2015 01:34 PM (OiFtZ)
----
Where is the discrimination assholes???
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 01:34 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 01:32 PM (39g3+)
I think it's just that the State Police in CT don't do much day to day, so he was excited at the prospect of having something to do.
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:34 PM (AkOaV)
-
And it ought to be ten times that number!
Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 28, 2015 01:34 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2015 01:35 PM (6xtq3)
I am not Jewish, but, I will not be getting on any trains to suit my betters.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 28, 2015 01:35 PM (kXoT0)
I believe it's called Hydrolic Despotism. I think I read that term in one of the Dune books... maybe God Emporer.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 28, 2015 01:35 PM (XiVKO)
I didn't understand it, but it was there."
Yeah, that must be what I saw. Couldn't figure out how he got back on.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 01:35 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Arson Wells at August 28, 2015 01:35 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2015 01:32 PM (KCQo0)
-----
Shitty Shirley shittily shit surely.
Extra credit for the tongue twister?
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 01:35 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:35 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish
----------------------
Especially maddog. Unless you have a weird Helen Thomas fetish.
Posted by: Chi at August 28, 2015 01:35 PM (OA8m1)
------------
Their cork is fabulous!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 01:36 PM (9mTYi)
RIP 1st Amendment right to free association.
We hardly knew ye.
Posted by: RetroPuer at August 28, 2015 01:36 PM (LUgeY)
No it was more the guys that posted saying nothing more than some angry personal attack on Ace for just posting anything remotely negative about Trump. And in doing so, proving his point, oddly enough.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 28, 2015 01:36 PM (39g3+)
Wait, what? I thought at least 4 people got nuked in the thread that announced the policy, and then some more people in the next days EMT?
Posted by: GMan at August 28, 2015 01:36 PM (sxq57)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 28, 2015 01:36 PM (Ck8hC)
I had four donuts and ate all four of them....?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 01:36 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 01:36 PM (LAliD)
Posted by: Palin Steele at August 28, 2015 01:34 PM (OiFtZ)
So does Barry know you are dating Mooch?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 28, 2015 01:37 PM (kXoT0)
------------
Their cork is fabulous!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 01:36 PM (9mTYi)
They make some really good port wine, so there's that.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 01:37 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 28, 2015 01:37 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Blankety Blank So and So at August 28, 2015 01:37 PM (nFICN)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 28, 2015 01:37 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 28, 2015 01:37 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:37 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: MAx at August 28, 2015 01:37 PM (LAliD)
It just goes on and on my friends...
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 28, 2015 01:37 PM (kff5f)
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 28, 2015 01:37 PM (kff5f)
That couldn't have been more perfect timing.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 01:38 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 28, 2015 01:38 PM (zyIlW)
Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2015 01:38 PM (6xtq3)
Impeccable timing, and on that note I am going to Anaconda.
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:38 PM (BXOyX)
Posted by: Buzzion at August 28, 2015 01:38 PM (iGk6k)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 01:38 PM (jjaLl)
One does one's humble best.
And gets really freaking lucky.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 28, 2015 01:38 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: The Osprey at August 28, 2015 01:39 PM (3TviK)
If the mounted will not come to weasel perhaps weasel will have to go to the mounted?
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:39 PM (BXOyX)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 01:39 PM (/Ho8c)
Or did he ban himself for insulting himself?
Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2015 01:39 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:40 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 28, 2015 01:40 PM (8XRCm)
http://goo.gl/lXtPjg
Posted by: maddogg at August 28, 2015 01:33 PM (xWW96)
**
Oh Man!! That was like jumping into Lake Erie in the middle of February.**Shutter**
Posted by: dananjcon at August 28, 2015 01:40 PM (NpXoL)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 28, 2015 01:36 PM (LA7Cm)
but why?
Posted by: Ariana Grande... at August 28, 2015 01:40 PM (qOsoH)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 01:40 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: Brian Williams at August 28, 2015 01:40 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Bigby's Shaky Hands at August 28, 2015 01:40 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Peter Dinklage at August 28, 2015 01:40 PM (gwG9s)
Posted by: Buzzion at August 28, 2015 01:38 PM (iGk6k)
That'll make you go blind.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at August 28, 2015 01:40 PM (vgIRn)
It happens...
then you unban yourself....
or in your case and arguably mine cast "resurrect self"...
I thought the River Styx was not as cold as advertised.
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:40 PM (BXOyX)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2015 01:32 PM (KCQo0)
-----
Shitty Shirley shittily shit surely.
Extra credit for the tongue twister?
-----
Well done. You have three ban credits, which can be applied against future bans.
For the extra credit, Mary Cloggenstein will perform the nude Gaia dance for you wearing nothing but her Birkenstocks and patchouli oil.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2015 01:40 PM (KCQo0)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 28, 2015 01:40 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 28, 2015 01:41 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 28, 2015 01:41 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Weasel
*shifty eyes*
*looks at door to the basement*
Nope! None here!
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at August 28, 2015 01:41 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Crazy Aunt Radish at August 28, 2015 01:41 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at August 28, 2015 01:41 PM (CrYC8)
Posted by: Grump928(C) blows your mind at August 28, 2015 01:41 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 28, 2015 01:41 PM (kff5f)
true story
hazardous chemicals from the 50s are under all those Air Force Golf Courses. Its where they buried them
Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:41 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Weasel at August 28, 2015 01:41 PM (6xtq3)
Or did he ban himself for insulting himself?
Posted by: zombie at August 28, 2015 01:39 PM (jBuUi)
Got himself some new language cd's so be prepared for some French.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 28, 2015 01:42 PM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Garrett
I'd hit it.
Oh. Sorry.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 01:42 PM (/Ho8c)
This voluminous thread is almost as lengthy as the infamous sex thread of yesteryear. Don't recall the exact year?
Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 28, 2015 01:42 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2015 01:40 PM (KCQo0)
And paint made from kelp and ocher she ground herself
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 28, 2015 01:42 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Grump928(C) blows your mind at August 28, 2015 01:42 PM (rwI+c)
Going batshit crazy and babbling is kind of its own place...
Lord knows
but I interacted with both and I would never have guessed when they seemed sane.
Posted by: sven10077-callsign Charon at August 28, 2015 01:42 PM (BXOyX)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 28, 2015 01:42 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 28, 2015 01:42 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Eli Cash at August 28, 2015 01:43 PM (a+WIL)
cause instead of just leaving, you have to slam the door like a teenager
Posted by: ThunderB at August 28, 2015 01:43 PM (zOTsN)
I don't want ennybody else
when I think abo-owt you I ban myself
woo-oo-oh
Posted by: Bigby's Shaky Hands at August 28, 2015 01:43 PM (3ZtZW)
Osprey @ 1012, now careful there. After the French train thing, many regulars were coming forward to announced temporary self-bans on Air Force jokes/slagging.
Just thought you should know. This place having foraken the Wild West model, and all.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2015 01:43 PM (QDnY+)
Excellent work. You really paint a picture. It appears you have attended the renowned Anthony Soprano Academy of Arts and Language in Kearny, New Jersey.
Two ban credits for you!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2015 01:44 PM (KCQo0)
Yeppers. Thanks again for relaying my messages to the Horde in my absence.
And thanks again to Ace, Maet, Pixy and Andy to get me unbanninated.
It'sa so good to beesa home.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 28, 2015 01:44 PM (LUgeY)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 28, 2015 01:44 PM (UQGss)
http://www.weaselzippers.us/ 232828-eric-cantor-im-all-in-for-jeb-a-true-conservative-leader/
Jeb Fever! Catch it!
Posted by: V the K at August 28, 2015 01:44 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 28, 2015 01:44 PM (KCQo0)
Yah!
Thanks!Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 28, 2015 01:45 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Look! A whale! at August 28, 2015 01:31 PM (2Ojst)
Oh no, not again...
Posted by: Bowl of Petunias at August 28, 2015 01:46 PM (0TXlm)
**
Oh Man!! That was like jumping into Lake Erie in the middle of February.**Shutter**
Posted by: dananjcon
Here you go to make up for maddogg, a couple of gingers for you.
http://tinyurl.com/b4as3hm
http://tinyurl.com/3rwmnkf
Posted by: wrg500 at August 28, 2015 01:47 PM (sgrzZ)
Posted by: mynewhandle at August 28, 2015 01:49 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Blankety Blank So and So at August 28, 2015 01:25 PM (nFICN)
If you are thinking Mexico, it's not safe.
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 28, 2015 01:50 PM (R8hU8)
uncivil in response to people being uncivil to him or twisting his words
to make it look like he was attacking them personally.
Can't speak for anyone else but I was also getting a bit tired of
having a few people claim anyone who wasn't 100% down with Trump as
suffering from TDS. It was not only stupid and insulting it was just
begging for a personal fight having nothing to do with Trump.
Posted by: JackStraw
That's not what happened.
Posted by: overunder at August 28, 2015 02:48 PM (s1rnI)
insulting ace and taking subsequent incoming. But for about the last two
weeks he was saying it in every frigging thread, even ones having to do
with puppies or gouda cheese.
More than a bit tedious.
Posted by: JackStraw
Also inaccurate.
Posted by: overunder at August 28, 2015 02:51 PM (s1rnI)
I believe a self ban is called "flouncing off"
cause instead of just leaving, you have to slam the door like a teenager
Posted by: ThunderB
Nice. Go back and read who said what.
Posted by: overunder at August 28, 2015 02:56 PM (s1rnI)
Is Conspiracy a subset of Concern Trolls?
Also, wow, were y'all kind & gentle; firm in debate, but wearing the kid-gloves with that one, 'most all the way.
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