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American Heroes Awarded Legion of Honor

Alek Skarlatos, Spencer Stone and Anthony Sadler. Also a British businessman named Chris Norman.


ALSO: My bad,

You left out Mark Moogalian, a Virginian who was living in Paris and teaching at the U of Paris. He was the first to jump the gunman (he and an unnamed Frenchman, according to the Daily Mail), and he was shot in the neck. Moogalian is currently in the hospital, which is why he wasn't at the medal ceremony. But he, like the others, deserves recognition and gratitude as well.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 24, 2015 10:37 AM (kGrdk)


Posted by: Dave In Texas at 10:28 AM




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1 Dear France,

You're welcome.

Again.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 24, 2015 10:30 AM (659DL)

2 Good for them!

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at August 24, 2015 10:30 AM (jpm+0)

3 First?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2015 10:30 AM (4dbPD)

4 BRAVO!

Posted by: _Dave_ at August 24, 2015 10:30 AM (l2dSQ)

5 Dammit! I'll get the others.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2015 10:30 AM (4dbPD)

6 Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2015 10:31 AM (4dbPD)

7 Now, THIS is what is meant by "Top Men". Hoorah, gentlemen. As I shamelessly steal a line I read elsewhere on this Smart Military Blog, "France, you owe us another statue."

Posted by: Mistaken identity at August 24, 2015 10:32 AM (9pK6I)

8 I'm pretty sure someone is pissed at being upstaged. (Obama)
Who couldn't manage a phonecall until his handlers told him "you better."

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at August 24, 2015 10:32 AM (WjXce)

9 Notice how France - *friggin' FRANCE* - rapidly steps up to recognize these Men. President Tee Time, *crickets*.

Posted by: Mistaken identity at August 24, 2015 10:33 AM (9pK6I)

10 Bravo Zulu.

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at August 24, 2015 10:33 AM (BZAd3)

11 In their honor, I watched the opening scene from Team America, where AK wielding terrorists attack the French and are then wiped out by Team America.

Posted by: Name Star at August 24, 2015 10:33 AM (dhgmu)

12 Thankful that we still have men like this in America, and even the Brit.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 24, 2015 10:33 AM (R8hU8)

13 They oppressed that poor North African and kept him from expressing himself.

Posted by: CAIR at August 24, 2015 10:33 AM (HstNY)

14 Good for them.

Honestly, this is a reminder that all is not lost.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 10:34 AM (mf5HN)

15 So the terrorist is now claiming he was just going to rob the train. Seems legit.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 24, 2015 10:34 AM (0LHZx)

16 The lesson here for Ayoub is never get froggie with Americans on holiday.

Posted by: Fritz at August 24, 2015 10:35 AM (UzPAd)

17 So... the President must be just off-camera in that picture?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 24, 2015 10:35 AM (TOk1P)

18 terrorists attack the French and are then wiped out by Team America.


Posted by: Name Star


LOL

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 24, 2015 10:36 AM (/Ho8c)

19 Wow, that's a big deal.

Posted by: rickl at August 24, 2015 10:36 AM (zoehZ)

20 So the terrorist is now claiming he was just going to rob the train. Seems legit.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 24, 2015 10:34 AM



Jihadi Jesse James.

Posted by: huerfano at August 24, 2015 10:36 AM (bynk/)

21 When the Frogs are faster to acknowledge American heroes than the US press or gov't, you know it's bad.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 24, 2015 10:36 AM (9krrF)

22 Sad assed day when the French show tons more class than the American government. Bravo, Bravo Marines! anyway.

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2015 10:37 AM (sdxPm)

23
Breaking News: France does the right thing.

Congrats Gentlemen.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2015 10:37 AM (ODxAs)

24 Heroism by everyday people is discouraged in America, as noted by President Gutsy-Call's absence.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 24, 2015 10:37 AM (sPO/s)

25 Good men always shine through.

In contrast, I looked at the pictures of the Obamas returning from their luxury vacay and what a scowling bunch. To be fair, teenage girls can be so moody and problematic however I have never seen Presidential kids look this miserable and angry. They have to know that whenever in the public they are going to be photographed and you need to smile no matter how much you don't want to. Of course, if you look at Michelle, this is where they get this from. What an angry, miserable woman.

Posted by: Cheri at August 24, 2015 10:37 AM (oiNtH)

26 You left out Mark Moogalian, a Virginian who was living in Paris and teaching at the U of Paris. He was the first to jump the gunman (he and an unnamed Frenchman, according to the Daily Mail), and he was shot in the neck. Moogalian is currently in the hospital, which is why he wasn't at the medal ceremony. But he, like the others, deserves recognition and gratitude as well.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 24, 2015 10:37 AM (kGrdk)

27 They oppressed that poor North African and kept him from expressing himself.

I guarantee that is what Obama's actually saying about it.

Either that or he's on the phone with David Cameron asking if any more of those 8-inch bionic penises are available. "For a friend".

Posted by: Ian S. at August 24, 2015 10:37 AM (S+N7W)

28 So, two soldiers and a capitalist are heroes.

No community organizers or life coaches?

No social workers or substance abuse counselors?

No social justice activists or Code Pink spokespersons?

Hmm.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 24, 2015 10:37 AM (4AVeu)

29 CNN International Headline "Vacationing Americans Meet Prominent French Celebrity!"

Minneapolis Trib: "Americans Shake Hands with French"

Posted by: MTF at August 24, 2015 10:37 AM (TxJGV)

30 Heh.

http://tinyurl.com/os3m4yv

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 10:38 AM (zyIlW)

31 Did they get kissed?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 24, 2015 10:38 AM (W5DcG)

32 Someone should have awarded them some appropriate clothes for the moment. It's not their fault, after all, they're on vacation, but it would have been nice to be a bit spruced up.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2015 10:38 AM (9mTYi)

33 Something Obama will never have HONOR

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 24, 2015 10:39 AM (QyBQv)

34
Notice how France - *friggin' FRANCE* - rapidly steps up to recognize these Men. President Tee Time, *crickets*.

Posted by: Mistaken identity at August 24, 2015 10:33 AM (9pK6I)







Not just a Frog, but an avowed SOCIALIST Frog.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 24, 2015 10:39 AM (xcrCh)

35 Let me tell you about real courage. . .

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 24, 2015 10:39 AM (4AVeu)

36 Perhaps I am being a bit of a formalist here but couldn't the embassy have sprung for a shirt and tie for these guys?

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at August 24, 2015 10:40 AM (JxMoP)

37 32 Someone should have awarded them some appropriate clothes for the moment. It's not their fault, after all, they're on vacation, but it would have been nice to be a bit spruced up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2015 10:38 AM (9mTYi)

At least they don't look like a lot of folks their ages, full sleeve tattoos, big f*cking barrel holes in their ears, lip and nose rings.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 24, 2015 10:40 AM (QyBQv)

38 Eagerly awaiting response from UC Sacramento.


Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 24, 2015 10:40 AM (xq1UY)

39 When I stood there in my pumps and received that ESPY Award. . . that was courage.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 24, 2015 10:40 AM (4AVeu)

40 17 So... the President must be just off-camera in that picture?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 24, 2015 10:35 AM (TOk1P)

Hey, he called them! Is he supposed to miss his tee time for something so trivial???

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 10:40 AM (fWAjv)

41 Isn't there some group in the US military that just slaps the pin right into your chest?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 24, 2015 10:40 AM (kKHcp)

42
Notice how France - *friggin' FRANCE* - rapidly steps up to recognize these Men. President Tee Time, *crickets*.

Posted by: Mistaken identity at August 24, 2015 10:33 AM

Work place violence,

////

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 24, 2015 10:41 AM (QyBQv)

43 Bravo, Bravo Marines! anyway.
Posted by: kraken
---------------

I'm for that, but there were no Marines there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2015 10:41 AM (9mTYi)

44 Wouldn't it be appropriate for the two who are serving that received this honor to be in uniform?

Posted by: NotCoach at August 24, 2015 10:41 AM (rsudF)

45 Ehud Barack just rolled a figurative grenade into Netanyahu's political tent.


http://yhoo.it/1PuLPL9

Posted by: MTF at August 24, 2015 10:41 AM (TxJGV)

46 'we hates them, my precisousssss! we hates them forever! yessss!'

ubamolum

Posted by: Eromero at August 24, 2015 10:41 AM (go5uR)

47 Strange how it started out as two "Marines" and then became an Airman and a Guardsman.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 24, 2015 10:42 AM (LA7Cm)

48 Perhaps I am being a bit of a formalist here but couldn't the embassy have sprung for a shirt and tie for these guys?
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater


Indeed.

Posted by: George Will at August 24, 2015 10:42 AM (W5DcG)

49 41,

Used to do that when you made Sgt.

Punch the dammits into the collar (and thus, collarbone).

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 10:42 AM (zyIlW)

50 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2015 10:38 AM <<<

heh. You just know their moms are saying "What, you couldn't wear a tie?"

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2015 10:42 AM (ODxAs)

51 Someone should have awarded them some appropriate clothes for the moment. It's not their fault, after all, they're on vacation, but it would have been nice to be a bit spruced up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2015 10:38 AM (9mTYi)



Yup. Someone at the Embassy should have made sure that they had nice suits. Again, not their fault because hey they're on vacation.

This is the part where I blather on and on and on about the Protocol division at State and how everyone there must be not only day drinking at work but also having let's shoot heroin into our eyeball working lunches.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 10:42 AM (mf5HN)

52 When I stood there in my pumps and received that ESPY Award. . . that was courage.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner
----------------

My job as an actor is just as hard as being a soldier.

Posted by: Tom Cruise at August 24, 2015 10:42 AM (9mTYi)

53 Not so amazing when you consider that this administration left an American Marine Sgt. in a Mexican jail for 214 days with no demands for his return.

Posted by: Cheri at August 24, 2015 10:42 AM (oiNtH)

54 I'm for that, but there were no Marines there.>>>

The Marine sniper was there you just couldn't see him.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 24, 2015 10:42 AM (P/aDH)

55 lol alex.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 10:43 AM (zyIlW)

56 You'd think someone would have taken them on a Clark Griswald style shopping spree. This is Europe, for chrissakes.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 24, 2015 10:43 AM (sPO/s)

57 22 Sad assed day when the French show tons more class than the American government. Bravo, Bravo Marines! anyway.

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2015 10:37 AM (sdxPm)

I think that got messed up in the rush to report this. I believe one was Air Force, one was National Guard and the other their friend.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 10:43 AM (fWAjv)

58 Strange how it started out as two "Marines" and then became an Airman and a Guardsman.

And a college student. I like that it's three young American men.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 24, 2015 10:43 AM (JtwS4)

59 Strange how it started out as two "Marines" and then became an Airman and a Guardsman.

Well to be fair they clearly have Marine-level balls, so it's an understandable mistake.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 24, 2015 10:44 AM (9krrF)

60 This is the part where I blather on and on and on about the Protocol division at State and how everyone there must be not only day drinking at work but also having let's shoot heroin into our eyeball working lunches.
Posted by: alexthechick
----------------

To be fair, they are pretty busy over at State scrubbing emails. Priorities.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2015 10:44 AM (9mTYi)

61
heh. You just know their moms are saying "What, you couldn't wear a tie?"
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2015 10:42 AM (ODxAs)


My underware was clean. Gimme a break Mom

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 24, 2015 10:44 AM (QyBQv)

62 Moogalian is currently in the hospital, which is why he wasn't at the medal ceremony. But he, like the others, deserves recognition and gratitude as well.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer



News reports said Moogalian and one other, who wished to remain anonymous, will receive medals at a later date.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2015 10:44 AM (4dbPD)

63 Heroism.

We're Americans. It's what we do.

Posted by: wisenheimer at August 24, 2015 10:45 AM (qnhj2)

64 Well done, guys!
You've made your countrymen proud!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2015 10:45 AM (NOIQH)

65 Strange how it started out as two "Marines" and then became an Airman and a Guardsman.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 24, 2015 10:42 AM


It's even worse than that: twice over the weekend & once this morning FoxNewsRadio (!) referred to them as "three American tourists" and played audio from the college student only

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 24, 2015 10:45 AM (ZQfW9)

66

Go on vacation, muzzle thump a muzzie, get a medal, go have a beer. America! F Yeah!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2015 10:45 AM (ODxAs)

67 #43----- You are right. I stand corrected.

Posted by: kraken at August 24, 2015 10:45 AM (sdxPm)

68 You just know their moms are saying "What, you couldn't wear a tie?"
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2015 10:42 AM (ODxAs)


My underware was clean. Gimme a break Mom
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian



Sorry. AK fire on a train negates that warranty.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2015 10:46 AM (4dbPD)

69 John Kerry -- who speaks French by the way -- couldn't afford to buy them suits with the money he receives from his second wife's first husband?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 24, 2015 10:46 AM (4AVeu)

70 Three young Americans walk into a train car...

Posted by: Shecky Youngfellow at August 24, 2015 10:46 AM (W5DcG)

71 My uncle drove a tank beneath the Arc de Triomphe one day in August 1944, and if his memory of the occasion was true, those fellas are going to need a good strong penicillin shot before they go out in public. Unless the French have changed.

Research isn't working, or maybe it's the Gates factor, but don't those guys look like Eagle Scouts to you? I'd be willing to bet on it. Maybe it's a secret.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 24, 2015 10:46 AM (xq1UY)

72 To be fair, they are pretty busy over at State scrubbing emails. Priorities.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2015 10:44 AM (9mTYi)


Speaking of which, in case everyone here was feeling a moment of oh look all is not lost!

So this just happened.

https://twitter.com/USEmbassyAbuja/status/634696612619661313

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 10:47 AM (mf5HN)

73 >>heh. You just know their moms are saying "What, you couldn't wear a tie?"

"We were on vacation, ma! Didn't pack a tie."

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2015 10:47 AM (NOIQH)

74 69 John Kerry -- who speaks French by the way -- couldn't afford to buy them suits with the money he receives from his second wife's first husband?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot


I've seen fire and I've seen rain.
You have a friend.
There! Kerry is absolved of anything, again.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 24, 2015 10:48 AM (QyBQv)

75 "Islamic train passenger in France hurt during attack by off-duty American soldiers. DoJ investigates possible profiling and hate crime." --MFM

Posted by: Agent J at August 24, 2015 10:48 AM (ueOgE)

76 aol is reporting that Rupert Murdoch is trying to convince another billionaire to enter the presidential race to challenge Trump.

It's . . . (drumroll) . . . Michael Bloomberg. LOL. Because when you need an Aggressive Alpha Male to challenge another Aggressive Alpha Male, Nanny-state whiner Mikey Bloomberg immediately comes to mind.

Who needs to worry about millions of illegal alien criminals swarming across our border when 7-11's are serving cokes that are too big!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 24, 2015 10:48 AM (kGrdk)

77 And I am sorry to say I have to keep saying this, but most members of the US Military, at least the ones I know, would gladly step up and protect Americans and America at home when on of OFF Duty, but we are being told, ORDERED, to hide the fact we in the US Military and hide under our beds. DISGUSTING AND REVOLTING!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2015 10:48 AM (gf8BH)

78 Did they get kissed?


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.


Hell, I bet they got laid.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 24, 2015 10:49 AM (C278+)

79 OT: Gotta get this in.

Dow 600 freaking points off the low! Down only 300 pts. Feels like it's up 300.

Obama would point to this and say that it is another indicator of his economic genius. It's a rally!

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at August 24, 2015 10:49 AM (BZAd3)

80 Muzzlethumping.

Quit.
*thump*

Blowing.
*thump*
*thump*

Or shooting.
*thump*
*thump*
*thump*

Shit.
*thumpthumpthump*

UP.
*thumpthumpthumpthump...*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 10:49 AM (zyIlW)

81 @41 Airborne. The other definition of "red wings."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 24, 2015 10:49 AM (xq1UY)

82 There was a Brit involved as well. Chris Norman.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 10:49 AM (fWAjv)

83 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 10:49 AM (kff5f)

84 Three young Americans walk into a train car...

We've heard it before, but it never gets old.

Posted by: wisenheimer at August 24, 2015 10:50 AM (qnhj2)

85 Nevergiveup,

Hooah.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 10:50 AM (zyIlW)

86 Mohammedanism is an evil death cult.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 10:50 AM (kff5f)

87 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 10:50 AM (kff5f)

88 >>Three young Americans walk into a train car...


No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition-----> No one expects to be stopped by badass Americans on vacation

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2015 10:50 AM (NOIQH)

89 75 "Islamic train passenger in France hurt during attack by off-duty American soldiers. DoJ investigates possible profiling and hate crime." --MFM
Posted by: Agent J at August 24, 2015 10:48 AM (ueOgE)

They do have that hateful pinkish hue that typically means - racist.

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at August 24, 2015 10:50 AM (BZAd3)

90 Heroism is something American's do, but our betters are trying to break that. They want us cowed and docile.

As a ferinstance: around six months ago a guy went kill crazy in a barbershop about 10 blocks from me. A guy with a license to carry just happened to be walking by and ended it. The police said that stopped a mass-murder in its tracks. Do you think anyone gave him a call to thank him? Maybe a medal?

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 24, 2015 10:50 AM (kZVsz)

91 "We were on vacation, ma! Didn't pack a tie."

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2015 10:47 AM (NOIQH)

What? They don't have stores in France?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 10:50 AM (fWAjv)

92 This is the part where I blather on and on and on about the Protocol division at State and how everyone there must be not only day drinking at work but also having let's shoot heroin into our eyeball working lunches.
Posted by: alexthechick
------------------

I have actually observed some of that training. I was shocked and appalled. It was run by children, as far as I could tell. Really..., a group of millennials using cardboard cut-outs and dyed sheets for props. The training session involved all of the dynamics of a high school play, without the direction of adults.

I have pictures. AND, it was at a relatively high-zoot private facility.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2015 10:51 AM (9mTYi)

93 "Dow 600 freaking points off the low! Down only 300 pts."

Cue "Happy Days Are Here Again."

oh. yayyyyy.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 24, 2015 10:51 AM (4AVeu)

94 Americans saving Frog ass is a bad habit we should break. It never pays.

Posted by: maddogg at August 24, 2015 10:51 AM (xWW96)

95 Yeah, Bloomberg would jump to the top of the polls with his message of banning guns and soda.

Posted by: Kenway at August 24, 2015 10:52 AM (H3amq)

96 And I am sorry to say I have to keep saying this, but most members of the US Military, at least the ones I know, would gladly step up and protect Americans and America at home when on of OFF Duty, but we are being told, ORDERED, to hide the fact we in the US Military and hide under our beds. DISGUSTING AND REVOLTING!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2015 10:48 AM (gf8BH)
______________

Betcha dollars to donuts right now they were ordered not to wear uniform at ceremony because it would look bad in photos for certain overseas markets.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 24, 2015 10:52 AM (MIKMs)

97 So, wait, the one guy muzzlethumps Dickless Wonder while the other guy chokes the shit out of him during said muzzlethumping. Tell me the other guy and the Brit got to kick him in the crotch area whilst all that was taking place.

Annnnnd Jordy Nelson appears to have torn his ACL.

Thus ends your fantasy football update.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 10:52 AM (mf5HN)

98 Do you think anyone gave him a call to thank him? Maybe a medal?
Posted by: Chupacabras
---------------------

He should count his blessings that he wasn't charged.

Posted by: Erk Holder at August 24, 2015 10:52 AM (9mTYi)

99 >>...but we are being told, ORDERED, to hide the fact we in the US Military and hide under our beds. DISGUSTING AND REVOLTING!

So, so unbelievable. Just WRONG.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2015 10:53 AM (NOIQH)

100 Heroism is something American's do, but our betters are trying to break that. They want us cowed and docile.

I have an idea. Let's not cooperate.

Posted by: wisenheimer at August 24, 2015 10:53 AM (qnhj2)

101 Let me tell you about real courage. . .

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner


Running over little old ladies with you car is courageous?

Oh, please, do tell.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 24, 2015 10:53 AM (/Ho8c)

102 . The police said that stopped a mass-murder in its tracks. Do you think anyone gave him a call to thank him? Maybe a medal?


Posted by: Chupacabras at August 24, 2015 10:50 AM (kZVsz)


That man is probably living in fear of the wrongful death lawsuit, or other such legal badness befalling him. He did the right thing.
Now he must pay. That's the new American Way.

this France thing. That's the True American Way.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 24, 2015 10:53 AM (kKHcp)

103 They do have that hateful pinkish hue that typically means - racist.

You...um...have not actually followed any news or seen any pictures, right?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 24, 2015 10:53 AM (JtwS4)

104 Isn't gunfire really just another expression of free speech?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 24, 2015 10:53 AM (fFIVI)

105 What? They don't have stores in France?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 10:50 AM (fWAjv)

It's better that they look like young American soldiers on vacation and not something they aren't - button downed preppies, for example.

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at August 24, 2015 10:54 AM (BZAd3)

106 80 Muzzlethumping.

Quit.
*thump*

Blowing.
*thump*
*thump*

Or shooting.
*thump*
*thump*
*thump*

Shit.
*thumpthumpthump*

UP.
*thumpthumpthumpthump...*
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 10:49 AM (zyIlW)

I believe they got a little carried away for such a simple little gang initiation. I mean all the young Moroccan wanted were a few wallets. To beat him in that fashion was unfashionable. Wait until Ba-Rock gets a hold of them.
Posted by: Moochelle Obama

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 24, 2015 10:54 AM (QyBQv)

107 "Annnnnd Jordy Nelson appears to have torn his ACL. "


Sorry, Pack' fans.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 24, 2015 10:54 AM (LA7Cm)

108 Francoise Hollande to announce new Transportation Security Plan for trains in France.

All trains will now be required to have at least two U.S. servicemen, one U.S. college student and one British business man aboard.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 24, 2015 10:54 AM (4AVeu)

109 There's a story on Drudge about a state trooper in Louisiana who was shot in the head during a traffic stop over the weekend. Apparently the gunman was walking towards the trooper, who was down from the first shot, planning to finish him off. Other motorists passing by saw the scene, stopped and subdued the gunman before he could shoot the cop again. The cop is in the hospital.

Those motorists who stopped to help the cop are heroes too.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 24, 2015 10:54 AM (kGrdk)

110 I saw True Carnage open for My Bloody Valentine in... oh, forget it.

Posted by: wisenheimer at August 24, 2015 10:54 AM (qnhj2)

111 mustbequantum,

Since these guys are on leave, in a foreign country, the wearing of the uniform would be discouraged due to terror attack concerns against US personnel.

That has been the case since for the past three decades or so, more so since 9/11.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 10:55 AM (zyIlW)

112 "Dow 600 freaking points off the low! Down only 300 pts."



Cue "Happy Days Are Here Again."



oh. yayyyyy.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot


Also, it's not even noon yet. Lots of meltdowns yet can occur.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 24, 2015 10:55 AM (/Ho8c)

113 Nobody cares about a phone call from TFG.

These guys should be hearing from Dick Cheney and Chuck Norris.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 24, 2015 10:55 AM (xq1UY)

114 >>>So the terrorist is now claiming he was just going to rob the train. Seems legit.<<<

How the hell is Ayoub going to carry all of that loot when he's packing 10 AK magazines?

Posted by: Fritz at August 24, 2015 10:55 AM (UzPAd)

115 The French Legion of Honor is so small that it now consists of three Americans, a Brit businessman, Marcel Marceau and a cat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2015 10:55 AM (oZr5y)

116 The police said that stopped a mass-murder in its tracks. Do you think anyone gave him a call to thank him? Maybe a medal?


Posted by: Chupacabras at August 24, 2015 10:50 AM (kZVsz)


TFG did call each one of them.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 10:56 AM (fWAjv)

117 What? They don't have stores in France?

Better the FC Bayern kit than mime costumes, non?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 24, 2015 10:56 AM (/kI1Q)

118 The cop is in the hospital.

He has since died. I was going to link the story for the related heroism of ordinary Americans, but decided it's too sad.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 24, 2015 10:56 AM (JtwS4)

119
How the hell is Ayoub going to carry all of that loot when he's packing 10 AK magazines?
Posted by: Fritz at August 24, 2015 10:55 AM (UzPAd)

Buy 2 wallets, get a free magazine?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 24, 2015 10:56 AM (QyBQv)

120 While it would be nice if they were in uniform, kinda like that they look like normal young vacationers.

May ISIS/AQ/MB fear that *every* average American tourist be a potential threat.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2015 10:56 AM (NOIQH)

121 Was I hearing earlier today that the Mohammedan's lawyer was saying, "Oh, no! It's totes not terrorism. He's homeless and was just going to rob the train!"

Ummm...

1) Where does a homeless man get that kind of firepower? ANY firepower, for that matter?

2) Why does his motive matter? By wielding a weapon, he was threatening the lives of every person on that train.

3) Why on *earth* should I believe that, given the last 14 years of history?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 10:56 AM (kff5f)

122 All those mags he toted, for a robbery.

Right.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 10:56 AM (zyIlW)

123 "Soooo, what'd you do on vacation?"

"I was awarded the Legion of Honor. You?"

Posted by: Blano at August 24, 2015 10:57 AM (w1ewr)

124 10 magazines = 300 rounds. Train robbery, right.

Posted by: maddogg at August 24, 2015 10:57 AM (xWW96)

125 I have actually observed some of that training. I was shocked and appalled. It was run by children, as far as I could tell. Really..., a group of millennials using cardboard cut-outs and dyed sheets for props. The training session involved all of the dynamics of a high school play, without the direction of adults.

I have pictures. AND, it was at a relatively high-zoot private facility.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2015 10:51 AM (9mTYi)



Sadly, that does not surprise me.

I'm not really joking that what appears to be the destruction of Protocol is greatly upsetting. It's only freaking *polite* to learn how to handle yourself when going to another country. That obligation is even more so when you are officially representing your country on the diplomatic stage. Manners are important.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 10:57 AM (mf5HN)

126 It's better that they look like young American soldiers on vacation and not something they aren't - button downed preppies, for example.

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at August 24, 2015 10:54 AM (BZAd3)

I was riffing on what their moms were probably saying.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 10:57 AM (fWAjv)

127
When you have market brakes and govt buying of stocks, the market is totally artificial, there can't be a real market crash. The stock values are totally distorted, but values don't really have any meaning anymore.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2015 10:57 AM (ODxAs)

128 If the homeless in France has that kind of firepower, they're more fucked than I had ever imagined.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 10:58 AM (zyIlW)

129
What difference, at this point, does it make?!/1//!!?!?!!?11/1/1/??

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 24, 2015 10:58 AM (HSmrB)

130 RWC:

I'm pretty sure he didn't call the man in my example.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 24, 2015 10:58 AM (kZVsz)

131 I keep on seeing 'weapons.' What else did he have besides an AK?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 10:59 AM (fWAjv)

132 The cop is in the hospital.

He has since died. I was going to link the story for the related heroism of ordinary Americans, but decided it's too sad.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 24, 2015 10:56 AM (JtwS4)
__________________________
Oh, sorry to hear that. I had not seen the update. But the motorists who stopped and subdued the gunman still deserve our thanks.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 24, 2015 10:59 AM (kGrdk)

133 He had a handgun.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 10:59 AM (zyIlW)

134 >> I keep on seeing 'weapons.' What else did he have besides an AK?

Boxcutter and (I think) a handgun.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2015 10:59 AM (NOIQH)

135 I bet ubama would have been alll over them if one had been a tranny and all registered dems.

Posted by: Eromero at August 24, 2015 10:59 AM (go5uR)

136 Something that we all must recognize...

Obama is also courageous.

Look how he is watching while ISIS continues to grow and murder and destroy the world's patrimony, as they've just done in Palmyra.

No one from this day forward will be able to see that amazing temple in person ever again.

Takes courage.

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at August 24, 2015 11:00 AM (BZAd3)

137 If I were one of those guys, I'd trade the lame medal for an evening with Sophie Marceau.

http://tinyurl.com/m67k4uh

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 24, 2015 11:00 AM (oZr5y)

138 Other countries don't see violent episodes with guns like we do.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 24, 2015 11:00 AM (HstNY)

139 I assume everyone has seen this:


http://bit.ly/1NPsYdd

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 11:00 AM (mf5HN)

140
The terrorist who was thwarted in carrying out an attack on a French train by three Americans told his lawyer that authorities have it all wrong! He's not a terrorist at all, but was only hungry and wanted to rob passengers....
So there, he was just hungry, thats all.

Posted by: Colin at August 24, 2015 11:00 AM (vIeIs)

141 And a boxcutter.

You know.

What everyone carries when they're about to jack someone.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 11:00 AM (zyIlW)

142 Ummm...

1) Where does a homeless man get that kind of firepower? ANY firepower, for that matter?
____________________

IIRC, he initially claimed that he had found the gun in a playground, or some such nonsense.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 24, 2015 11:01 AM (kGrdk)

143 Manners are important.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 10:57 AM (mf5HN)


The problem is that people don't believe in manners in general. "Please," and, "thank you," seem to have left the national vocabulary. That "distant but polite" demeanor to which ace alluded some time back is basically gone.

And since the culture has lost that idea, of course it has infected (or perhaps it was the other way 'round, really) our "public servants."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 11:01 AM (kff5f)

144 Good men always shine through.

In contrast, I looked at the pictures of the Obamas returning from their luxury vacay and what a scowling bunch. To be fair, teenage girls can be so moody and problematic however I have never seen Presidential kids look this miserable and angry. They have to know that whenever in the public they are going to be photographed and you need to smile no matter how much you don't want to. Of course, if you look at Michelle, this is where they get this from. What an angry, miserable woman.

Posted by: Cheri at August 24, 2015 10:37 AM (oiNtH)



Eh, you just know the Oblablas are that miserable type of person where nothing is good enough for them.

Always comparing what someone else got or has or is getting with what they're getting for fucking free on the taxpayer's dime-

and not only finding it lacking but offensive to their very core.

Miserable asshole gotta miz.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 24, 2015 11:01 AM (KUa85)

145 Where does a homeless man get that kind of firepower? ANY firepower, for that matter? <<<<

He claimed he found them behind a bush. Just laying there.

Probably from a canoe accident.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2015 11:01 AM (ODxAs)

146 There is a brit national in Syria who went there to bring her husband home, allegedly, who is fighting with ISIS. Now she wants to come home. But she took her five small kids with. Sort of makes her story about just trying to drag the old man back bogus. Screw her, but what about her kids? They were probably born in the UK and they didnt choose this crap life. Who the fk takes their kids to a war zone no matter what the cause unless you planned to use them as little suicide bombers?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 24, 2015 11:01 AM (iQIUe)

147 So he found the mags too?

Huh.

Sounds legit.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 11:01 AM (zyIlW)

148 Mark, the man in the French hospital. I hope he is recovering fairly smoothly. That sounds like a bad injury.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2015 11:02 AM (OSs/l)

149 I was riffing on what their moms were probably saying.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 10:57 AM (fWAjv)

I know. Wasn't trying to dig. Sorry if it came out wrong.

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at August 24, 2015 11:02 AM (BZAd3)

150
is it laying there or lying there? I can't remember, probably lying, like hillary.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2015 11:02 AM (ODxAs)

151 How does a homeless man get to do all that travel between Spain, Belgium, Syria, etc.?

He was on a watch list for years for a reason.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2015 11:03 AM (NOIQH)

152 Look Ma! Someone has lost an AK-47 and three hundred rounds all stacked in magazines! Can I keep em? Huh? Pleeeeeeeessssee?

Posted by: maddogg at August 24, 2015 11:03 AM (xWW96)

153 >>>So this just happened.

https://twitter.com/USEmbassyAbuja/status/634696612619661313

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 10:47 AM (mf5HN)

alexthechick: Could you add some commentary on this? Maybe it's the wrong link?

Posted by: m at August 24, 2015 11:03 AM (ELEPX)

154 I keep on seeing 'weapons.' What else did he have besides an AK?
Posted by: RWC
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Semi-auto pistol, utility knife.

Posted by: Erk Holder at August 24, 2015 11:03 AM (9mTYi)

155 Look at the posts when this first happened. Never, ever accept the 'facts' that are first reported. I'm expanding my 48 hour rule to 72 hours .

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 24, 2015 11:03 AM (zoyKY)

156 Presidential Medal of Freedom

Posted by: Feh at August 24, 2015 11:04 AM (B826y)

157 Yes, we've lost Jordy Nelson for the season BUT we don't have Jay Cutler. (Jay Cutler, God's gift to the NFC North)

Posted by: Wind Breaker at August 24, 2015 11:04 AM (/pOl7)

158 So he found the mags too?

Huh.

Sounds legit.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 11:01 AM (zyIlW)
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LOL. Yeah, you know how it is on playgrounds these days. Can't have too much ammo.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 24, 2015 11:04 AM (kGrdk)

159 This will just antagonize Muslims, who will perceive it as as encouraging people to attack them.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 24, 2015 11:04 AM (E5UB0)

160 Let's just get this out of the way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v33jF5TGLw

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 24, 2015 11:04 AM (xq1UY)

161 Terrorist used the boxcutter on Stone, nearly cut off his thumb. Not your typical robbery.....

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2015 11:04 AM (NOIQH)

162 I'm pretty sure he didn't call the man in my example.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 24, 2015 10:58 AM (kZVsz)

Apologies. Didn't read the original.



And his other weapons were an unidentified sidearm and a knife.

But thank G*d for being in the right place at the right time.


A spotty wireless Internet connection may have played a role in preventing a horrific attack. The three American friends who tackled and disarmed the gunman said they switched carriages minutes before the attack after they were unable to connect to the Internet.

'We decided to get up because the WiFi wasn't so good on that car,' said Anthony Sadler. 'We were like, 'We have a ticket to first class. We might as well go sit in first class.'
As a result, they were in the carriage where Ayoub El-Khazzani emerged, shirtless, armed with an AK-47, a handgun and a knife.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 11:04 AM (fWAjv)

163 God Bless America! God Bless These Men! Death to Terrorists!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 24, 2015 11:05 AM (0O7c5)

164 "Manners"

Where are you all living? It's please and thank you around here thank you very much.

Y'all must live in cities, which aren't really built for people.

Posted by: Feh at August 24, 2015 11:05 AM (B826y)

165 Ayoub El-Khazzani emerged, shirtless, armed with an AK-47, a handgun and a knife.

Because I know when *I* rob first class train passengers, I always disrobe first.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 11:06 AM (kff5f)

166 in fairness....islamic playgrounds are not the same as normal playgrounds........

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 24, 2015 11:06 AM (0O7c5)

167 How does a homeless man get to do all that travel between Spain, Belgium, Syria, etc.?
___________________

Yes, it's curious how he had money for travel (and guns and ammo), but somehow not for food.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 24, 2015 11:06 AM (kGrdk)

168 "We kept hitting him until he was unconscious."

Wouldn't it be cool that in actuality, the passengers were all lined up to get their shots in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0GW0Vnr9Yc

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 11:06 AM (zyIlW)

169 Congressional Gold Medal

Posted by: Feh at August 24, 2015 11:06 AM (B826y)

170 Ayoub El-Khazzani emerged, shirtless, armed with an AK-47, a handgun and a knife.
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Every syllable of that sentence totally arouses me.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 24, 2015 11:07 AM (HstNY)

171 "We kept hitting him until he was unconscious."

Hmm.

I suspect they stopped too soon.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 11:07 AM (kff5f)

172 alexthechick: Could you add some commentary on this? Maybe it's the wrong link?
Posted by: m at August 24, 2015 11:03 AM (ELEPX)



Oh it's the correct link.

That is an official US Embassy tweet which is, I hesitate to say written, utilizes what can best be described as 12 yo text speak.

Because Official and Important and Dignity, bitches!

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 11:07 AM (mf5HN)

173 1) Where does a homeless man get that kind of firepower? ANY firepower, for that matter?

His lawyer claimed he just happened upon the AK and all the ammo sitting out in a park. Serious You Guys.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 24, 2015 11:07 AM (S+N7W)

174 You actually get 72 Virginians!

/just the punchline

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2015 11:07 AM (2Ojst)

175 Hollywood should make a movie based on these guys.

Posted by: Feh at August 24, 2015 11:07 AM (B826y)

176 No worries.

I think the point I'm trying to make is TFG is just a scold. You'll hear from him if he jumps to the conclusion that you did something wrong, but he has to be shamed into encouraging actual quantifiable heroism.

Though he is pretty big on ceremonies about "first blah-blah-blah to join blah-blah-blah".

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 24, 2015 11:08 AM (sPO/s)

177 Yeah well guess what, Monsieur Ayoub's Lawyer, we also beat the living shit out of train robbers. It's one of our quaint provincial customs.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 24, 2015 11:08 AM (xq1UY)

178 His lawyer Sophie David told Le Parisien newspaper today that El Khazzani 'can't understand why this affair has generated such publicity'. 'He denies being involved in any kind of terrorist plot. The suggestion [that he had embarked on a terrorist attack] made him laugh.'

She added: '[I saw] somebody who was very sick, somebody very weakened physically, as if he suffered from malnutrition, very, very thin and very haggard.'
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Getting your ass beat by Americans will tend to do that to you.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 11:08 AM (fWAjv)

179
Presidential Medal of Freedom

Posted by: Feh at August 24, 2015 11:04 AM (B826y)





Soldier's Medal and Airman's Medal at the least for the two servicemen. Although, there's a lot of gray area here, since they were on leave, not to mention the status of an "armed enemy" as it relates to the medal criteria.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 24, 2015 11:08 AM (xcrCh)

180 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at August 24, 2015 11:08 AM (q+zA9)

181 Isn't there some group in the US military that just slaps the pin right into your chest?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 24, 2015 10:40 AM (kKHcp)

US Army Jump Wings at Jump School graduation at Ft. Benning, GA. They're called 'blood wings'. Nineteen-year-old me thought that was pretty cool.

Posted by: troyriser at August 24, 2015 11:09 AM (Bvf82)

182 What happened to the guy's shirt?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 24, 2015 11:09 AM (iQIUe)

183 RWC,

LOL!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 11:09 AM (zyIlW)

184 @175. They already have. It's called "Three Musketeers."
All for one, motherfucker. And one for all.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 24, 2015 11:09 AM (xq1UY)

185 At least the French recognize and reward honorable heroism when it is due. Don't hold your collective breath for Obummer the Friend of Muzzie Jihadis to do anything similar. The Legion of Honor is a pretty thing too, a fine piece of man-bling to wear or display.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 24, 2015 11:09 AM (ry4ab)

186 182,

The shirt tried to escape the beatdown.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 11:09 AM (zyIlW)

187 I'm not really joking that what appears to be the destruction of Protocol is greatly upsetting.


Yes, and I like your point upthread about how someone at the Embassy might have thought to buy suits for the kids.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 24, 2015 11:10 AM (JtwS4)

188 Can we have a thread on Trump now?

Posted by: Mike Hunt at August 24, 2015 11:10 AM (SJi0a)

189 "Monsieur Ayoub's Lawyer"

Your honneur, I am here to represent a servant of Mohammad, praise be upon Him, and faithful slave of Allah, Ayoub El-Khazzani...

Posted by: Feh at August 24, 2015 11:10 AM (B826y)

190 Go on vacation, muzzle thump a muzzie, get a medal, go have a beer. America! F Yeah!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 24, 2015 10:45 AM (ODxAs) Sounds like a typical young American vacation. Hookers in Amsterdam,terrorists on the train.Oh, and not two soldiers. An Airman and a Soldier. The Airman scored high enough on the test to have a choice. (Sorry, I couldn't resist it)

Posted by: Bill R. at August 24, 2015 11:10 AM (jKUeC)

191 And every time I read Monsieur Ayoub I read it as Mas Ayoob.

Which is really an entirely different thing.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 24, 2015 11:10 AM (sPO/s)

192 Yes, it's curious how he had money for travel (and guns and ammo), but somehow not for food.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 24, 2015 11:06 AM (kGrdk)

Being a part of ISIS has its perks.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 11:10 AM (fWAjv)

193 "His lawyer claimed he just happened upon the AK and all the ammo sitting out in a park. Serious You Guys."


Uh-huh.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 24, 2015 11:11 AM (LA7Cm)

194 "Soldier's Medal and Airman's Medal at the least for the two servicemen."

Yes, but I want to see Obama's shit-eating smile.

Posted by: Feh at August 24, 2015 11:12 AM (B826y)

195 His lawyer claimed he just happened upon the AK and all the ammo sitting out in a park. Serious You Guys.

See... this is why people hate lawyers. Seriously.

I get that she's required to defend him to the best of her ability. I get that she's going to attempt to represent things in court in the best light (for her client) possible.

But instead of flat out, bald-faced lies to the public, how about "No comment at this time?"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 11:12 AM (kff5f)

196 >>Being a part of ISIS has its perks.

Yep, he was in the first class train car, eh?
Huh.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2015 11:12 AM (NOIQH)

197 Oh joy.

Get to hear the zoomie brag.

Some of us grunts had a choice also.

Being called a 'zoomie' wasn't one of them.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 11:12 AM (zyIlW)

198 The professional side of me wishes that the man in the green shirt had a coat and tie, but I suppose that is the state of the Union in 2015. Can hardly get the bloody POTUS to wear a coat and tie, much less a shirt that is not meant for the golf course....

Posted by: exdem13 at August 24, 2015 11:12 AM (ry4ab)

199 In contrast, I looked at the pictures of the Obamas returning from their luxury vacay and what a scowling bunch.

To be fair, teenage girls can be so moody and problematic however I have never seen Presidential kids look this miserable and angry.



Aka, Resting Bitch Face.
Just like momma.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2015 11:12 AM (4dbPD)

200 Ricardo Kill: Strange how it started out as two "Marines" and then became an Airman and a Guardsman.

Wish I'd tracked this story as it went along. First I read, one of the two Marines was in critical condition after being shot in the neck. He turned into the Air Force guy injured in the hand. This post is the first time I've read that others intervened before the Americans, or that the injured passenger was... shot in the neck.

It'd be a wonderful study in how news & rumors are reported during the fog of battle. What's the rule? 72 hours? At least!

On the other hand, that's about how long it took for the propaganda machine to disappear the Iraqi Colonel John Doe #2 in the OKC bombing...

Posted by: mindful webworker - news not news at August 24, 2015 11:13 AM (VQjKe)

201 Yes, and I like your point upthread about how someone at the Embassy might have thought to buy suits for the kids.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 24, 2015 11:10 AM (JtwS4)



I know, right? As soon as I saw the picture, I thought "Sheesh, I know they're on vacation and didn't pack nice stuff but couldn't the Embassy have fronted them the cash for a suit? They're in freaking FRANCE I'm pretty sure they could have found something nice."

You can tell that they're trying to look nice and dressed up. The least that could have been done is to haul them somewhere for grown up clothes.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 11:13 AM (mf5HN)

202 157 Yes, we've lost Jordy Nelson for the season
Posted by: Wind Breaker at August 24, 2015 11:04 AM (/pOl7)

Which is why I HATE preseason football games. You put key players at risk and for what? So the NFL can make more money out of people who don't like baseball and just can't wait for football to start, so they have to have it in August.

So Nelson's out for the season because of a totally meaningless game.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at August 24, 2015 11:13 AM (u0lmX)

203 >>>
https://twitter.com/USEmbassyAbuja/status/634696612619661313
That is an official US Embassy tweet which is, I hesitate to say written, utilizes what can best be described as 12 yo text speak.

Because Official and Important and Dignity, bitches!
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 11:07 AM (mf5HN)

Thanks; yes, that's pretty bad.

Posted by: m at August 24, 2015 11:13 AM (ELEPX)

204 Barack Obama:

This will just antagonize Muslims, who will perceive it as as encouraging people to attack them.

Thanks you so much for joining us on the thread today.

My mom never scolded me enough.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at August 24, 2015 11:14 AM (WjXce)

205
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 11:12 AM (zyIlW

I know that. I couldn't resist. Saw the shot and took it! My son in law is a career soldier. Good man.

Posted by: Bill R. at August 24, 2015 11:14 AM (jKUeC)

206 195
His lawyer claimed he just happened upon the AK and all the ammo sitting out in a park. Serious You Guys.



See... this is why people hate lawyers. Seriously.


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So the French also have a Steve Dallas school of lawyering as well?

Posted by: exdem13 at August 24, 2015 11:14 AM (ry4ab)

207 And of course, the media and this administration isn't honoring these heroes.

They hate good and celebrate evil. As simple as that.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at August 24, 2015 11:15 AM (u0lmX)

208 The suspect merely intended to commit robbery. He probably suffers from mental illness and a history of being persecuted.

OTOH the klansmen who tried to build the death ray are typical of the threat posed by white Christian males.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 24, 2015 11:15 AM (E5UB0)

209 To be fair, teenage girls can be so moody and problematic however I have never seen Presidential kids look this miserable and angry.

Mailia probable couldn't score any choom.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 24, 2015 11:15 AM (C278+)

210 205,

Always enjoy ribbing the lesser branches

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 11:15 AM (zyIlW)

211 If he found the stuff he should have sold it to buy food instead of using it to 'rob' people for food.

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 24, 2015 11:15 AM (zoyKY)

212 Always enjoy ribbing the lesser branches
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 11:15 AM (zyIlW)

For their pleasure?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2015 11:16 AM (2Ojst)

213
You think there are some terrorists meeting somewhere in France going," Achmed, you don't remember where you left the AK and the ammo? Really!? Really!? I had to smuggle all that into the country in my body! The barrel alone nearly killed me!"

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 24, 2015 11:16 AM (uhftQ)

214 >>That is an official US Embassy tweet which is, I hesitate to say written, utilizes what can best be described as 12 yo text speak.

What is the native language in Nigeria?
I was confused by the "qun" abbreviation - thought is was "queen" (which made no sense), but can't be any easier for someone whose first language is not English.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2015 11:16 AM (NOIQH)

215 If he found the stuff he should have sold it to buy food instead of using it to 'rob' people for food.

Right? I'm not sure about France, but in the US he would have netted himself... what? Better than a thousand dollars?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 11:16 AM (kff5f)

216 212,

*golf clap*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 11:16 AM (zyIlW)

217 Shirtless terrorist.



*squirt*

-Jann Wenner

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 11:16 AM (fWAjv)

218 Well, if you think the Moose-dick's story about where he got his weapons is wonky, you might like Hillary's story about wiping her server with a swiffer.

Posted by: maddogg at August 24, 2015 11:16 AM (xWW96)

219 CAIR warns against a backlash from tomorrow's attack.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 24, 2015 11:17 AM (evdj2)

220 And what kind of Klan member does something in the defense of Israel?

Last I checked, they weren't big fans of J-O-O's.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 24, 2015 11:17 AM (sPO/s)

221 CAIR needs to STFU.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 11:17 AM (zyIlW)

222 "however I have never seen Presidential kids look this miserable and angry."


How would YOU feel if Brako and Mooch were your parents?

Me?
Pretty much the same face that those kids are wearing.
But to be fair, I think the older one's expressions do take after her mother.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 24, 2015 11:17 AM (VPLuQ)

223 Mailia probable couldn't score any choom.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 24, 2015 11:15 AM (C278+)

Puff puff pass dad.

Damn!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 11:17 AM (fWAjv)

224 To be fair, teenage girls can be so moody and problematic however I have
never seen Presidential kids a President look this miserable and angry.

No FIFY. Wish I could fix it for you, but, it will take a bigger movement.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 24, 2015 11:17 AM (xq1UY)

225 Barack Obama:

This will just antagonize Muslims, who will perceive it as as encouraging people to attack them.



Don't start no shit, won't be no shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2015 11:18 AM (4dbPD)

226 If he found the stuff he should have sold it to buy food instead of using it to 'rob' people for food.>>>

But selling them would have been illegal.
/s

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 24, 2015 11:18 AM (P/aDH)

227 You can tell that they're trying to look nice and
dressed up. The least that could have been done is to haul them
somewhere for grown up clothes.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 11:13 AM (mf5HN)

i think how they were dressed was just fine....they wore what the had and didn't take some stinking french handout.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 24, 2015 11:18 AM (0O7c5)

228
I, for one, an awaiting the WH photo of Sir Golfsalot staring at a Legion of Honor medal.

Preferably, Sir Golfsalot will have taken the photo himself with a selfie stick.

'Murica!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 24, 2015 11:18 AM (BK3ZS)

229
Puff puff pass dad.

Damn!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 11:17 AM (fWAjv)

OK...INTERCEPTION!!!!
*toke toke toke*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted by: King Barry at August 24, 2015 11:18 AM (2Ojst)

230
The lawyer is relating what her client told her. I think she wants to put out there that the guy is crazy. Problem with muzzies is that they all sound crazy to normal people so who knows? I say not crazy.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 24, 2015 11:18 AM (iQIUe)

231
You can tell that they're trying to look nice and dressed up. The least that could have been done is to haul them somewhere for grown up clothes.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 11:13 AM (mf5HN)







I'm going back and forth between thinking that the guys themselves specifically decided to go casual because they're just cool, casual regular guys, or that the SoS Protocol Droids specifically decided to send them to the ceremony underdressed in an attempt to make them look bad.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 24, 2015 11:18 AM (xcrCh)

232
You left out Brian Williams, the *real* hero in this story.

Posted by: Soothie at August 24, 2015 11:19 AM (n6Y1A)

233 137
If I were one of those guys, I'd trade the lame medal for an evening with Sophie Marceau.



http://tinyurl.com/m67k4uh
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Given the generally buff nature of the Americans in question, I am sure Sophie wouldn't mind either.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 24, 2015 11:19 AM (ry4ab)

234 Don't you think it a bit trivial to be pissing and moaning about how those guys are dressed for their medal?

Posted by: maddogg at August 24, 2015 11:20 AM (xWW96)

235
210,
Yeah, me too. Took the HDRiding Academy with a former Navycombat medic in June. We were teasing each other and I mentioned, "yeah, I know,the Air Force isn't really the military". One of our other classmates got this really puzzled look on her face and the Navy guy and I just laughed and told her it would take too much to explain. Served some TDYs with Navy guys in my career and we were always treated better.

Posted by: Bill R. at August 24, 2015 11:20 AM (jKUeC)

236 Meanwhile, the suspect's father defended him as a 'good boy' today, and insisted that he would never want to kill anyone.

#JihadiLivesMatter

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 11:20 AM (fWAjv)

237 Now, it wouldn't surprise me if GWB hopped a flight over there, thanked them personally, then flew home. Without telling anyone.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 24, 2015 11:20 AM (sPO/s)

238
They sure dont know how to dress. Mooch is always awful and the girls need to wear dresses long enough to cover their cooch.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 24, 2015 11:20 AM (iQIUe)

239 Mailia probable couldn't score any choom.



Well, to be totally honest, she will be scoring less dick than her dad with that face.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2015 11:21 AM (4dbPD)

240 And here in America they would like to bring that LCDR from the Tenn. NOSC up on charges for carrying and saving lives and they are kicking out a Green Beret from the Army for beating the shit our of a Little Boy raper? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2015 11:21 AM (gf8BH)

241 Don't you think it a bit trivial to be pissing and moaning about how those guys are dressed for their medal?

------

So long as there are no provocative women on their shirts, then we are ok with it.

Posted by: SJW at August 24, 2015 11:21 AM (gmeXX)

242 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA

This 18yr old gossiping so take it for what it's worth. My daughter worked with a kid this summer that graduated from Sidwell Friends, and told her he was at a party that Mailia was at and that she was heavy into the weed.

Again 18 yr olds gossiping take it with a grain of salt.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 24, 2015 11:21 AM (C278+)

243 Regarding all this talk of how they were dressed, I am reminded of Benjamin Franklin in France. He would wear a plain brown suit and beaver cap, no powdered wigs, no frills. Even to court. And the French ate that egalitarianism up like canapes after a choom bender.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at August 24, 2015 11:22 AM (7ObY1)

244 236
Meanwhile, the suspect's father defended him as a 'good boy' today, and insisted that he would never want to kill anyone.



#JihadiLivesMatter

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 11:20 AM (fWAjv)

why hasn't the entire family been packed up and kicked out of the country?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 24, 2015 11:22 AM (0O7c5)

245 Well, to be totally honest, she will be scoring less dick than her dad with that face.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2015 11:21 AM (4dbPD)

Why? Have they stopped making paper bags and booze?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2015 11:22 AM (gf8BH)

246 15,820.48 -639.27(-3.89%)

Posted by: DJIA Death Watch at August 24, 2015 11:22 AM (evdj2)

247 >>Meanwhile, the suspect's father defended him as a 'good boy' today, and insisted that he would never want to kill anyone.


Yeah, thanks to *these* guys he will never kill anyone, bucko.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2015 11:22 AM (NOIQH)

248 His lawyer claimed he just happened upon the AK and all the ammo sitting out in a park. Serious You Guys.
Posted by: Ian S.
-----------------

Uh, isn't that the same thing that the illegal in San Francisco who killed Kathryn Steinle said?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2015 11:22 AM (9mTYi)

249 >>Yes, we've lost Jordy Nelson for the season

You think you've got problems, we've lost Geno Smith for at least 4 gam ...

Ok, never mind.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2015 11:22 AM (OGm46)

250 'They're saying Ayoub is a terrorist but I just cannot believe what I am hearing. 'My son a terrorist? The only terrorism he is guilty of is terrorism for bread because he hasn't got enough money to feed himself properly.'


The koran forbid working?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 11:22 AM (fWAjv)

251 Who knew they had aspiring rappers in Arras?
No doubt about it, he was planning to turn his life around.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 24, 2015 11:22 AM (xq1UY)

252 >>Uh, isn't that the same thing that the illegal in San Francisco who killed Kathryn Steinle said?

Yep, he "found" in in a federal agent's car or something. What luck, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2015 11:23 AM (NOIQH)

253 why hasn't the entire family been packed up and kicked out of the country?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 24, 2015 11:22 AM (0O7c5)

You big meanie.

And he has six brothers. YAY!!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 11:23 AM (fWAjv)

254 why hasn't the entire family been packed up and kicked out of the country?
Posted by: phoenixgirl
---------------

You might ask the same thing about Obama's relatives here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2015 11:24 AM (9mTYi)

255 , or that the SoS Protocol Droids specifically decided to send them to the ceremony underdressed in an attempt to make them look bad.

My assumption when alex pointed this out was that the SoS Protocol Droids simply didn't give it a thought.

Which I think is worse.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 24, 2015 11:24 AM (JtwS4)

256 Can we have a thread on Trump now?

All threads degenerate into either Trump or gun threads.

Though actually it's been a while since we had one turn into a gun thread. Maybe Trump with guns?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 24, 2015 11:24 AM (9krrF)

257 252
>>Uh, isn't that the same thing that the illegal in San Francisco who killed Kathryn Steinle said?



Yep, he "found" in in a federal agent's car or something. What luck, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2015 11:23 AM (NOIQH)

they can't tie him to the theft of the weapon.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 24, 2015 11:24 AM (0O7c5)

258 As for smuggling weapons in the back orifice, we had a thread here a year or two ago where terrorists were engaging in a spot of buggery to widen said orifices.

But only for the good of Allah, mind. Nobody enjoyed it. Otherwise that would be gay.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 24, 2015 11:24 AM (kxP8b)

259 Uh, isn't that the same thing that the illegal in San Francisco who killed Kathryn Steinle said?

Posted by: Mike Hammer


Si, si. The gun was jes there under the bench. And I wanted to shoot some sea lions, but instead it just went off three times and killed that woman! Ay!

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 24, 2015 11:24 AM (/Ho8c)

260 My readings of young Ayoub's recently muzzlethumped skull indicate he will likely be spending considerable time in captivity where he'll receive 3 squares a day.

Posted by: Dr. Fritz, Master Phrenologist at August 24, 2015 11:25 AM (UzPAd)

261 You might ask the same thing about Obama's relatives here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2015 11:24 AM (9mTYi)

sigh...yep

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 24, 2015 11:25 AM (0O7c5)

262 You think you've got problems, we've lost Geno Smith for at least 4 gam ...

Ok, never mind.

Posted by: JackStraw


You think you have problems? we still have RGIII

Posted by: wrg500 at August 24, 2015 11:25 AM (C278+)

263 201
Yes, and I like your point upthread about how someone at the Embassy might have thought to buy suits for the kids.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 24, 2015 11:10 AM (JtwS4)





I know, right? As soon as I saw the picture, I thought "Sheesh, I
know they're on vacation and didn't pack nice stuff but couldn't the
Embassy have fronted them the cash for a suit? They're in freaking
FRANCE I'm pretty sure they could have found something nice."



You can tell that they're trying to look nice and dressed up. The
least that could have been done is to haul them somewhere for grown up
clothes.

--------------
You and my dear mom and sister both, alexthechick. I can hear it now. "If you are going to meet the President of France and be in front of the entire world, you are going to look presentable! Don't worry about the money, I'll have Dad wire it, just go out and get something decent!"

Posted by: exdem13 at August 24, 2015 11:25 AM (ry4ab)

264 @243 These guys will be wearing beaver caps soon, I guarantee it.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 24, 2015 11:25 AM (xq1UY)

265 Mr Khazzani spoke out from his rubbish-strewn flat on the fifth floor of a dilapidated eleventh-floor tower black in the rundown Algeciras neighbourhood of El Saladillo. He admitted he is an illegal squatter in the grubby three-bed apartment, which he was said was owned by a bank after the previous owner was evicted.



So sad.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 11:25 AM (fWAjv)

266 Not many people can keister an AK-47.

Posted by: maddogg at August 24, 2015 11:25 AM (xWW96)

267 Don't you think it a bit trivial to be pissing and moaning about how those guys are dressed for their medal?
Posted by: maddogg at August 24, 2015 11:20 AM (xWW96)



No.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 11:25 AM (mf5HN)

268 Mark Moogalian is from my town. And though he was hurt the worst, it's really up to him that anyone else was able to stop the horror the gunman planned.

Posted by: SarahW at August 24, 2015 11:25 AM (3fTXW)

269 The only terrorism he is guilty of is terrorism for bread because he hasn't got enough money to feed himself properly.'
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One word: Cake

Posted by: Marie Antoinette at August 24, 2015 11:25 AM (9mTYi)

270 But only for the good of Allah, mind. Nobody enjoyed it. Otherwise that would be gay.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo


Yep. Totes haram if you enjoy it.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 24, 2015 11:25 AM (/Ho8c)

271 You and my dear mom and sister both, alexthechick. I can hear it now. "If you are going to meet the President of France and be in front of the entire world, you are going to look presentable! Don't worry about the money, I'll have Dad wire it, just go out and get something decent!"

Posted by: exdem13 at August 24, 2015 11:25 AM (ry4ab)

"And make sure you have on clean underwear!"

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2015 11:26 AM (2Ojst)

272 Can we have a thread on Trump now?


Every thread is a Trump thread. All Trump All The Time. It's 10:00PM Do you know where the Trump is?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2015 11:26 AM (gf8BH)

273 True hero's indeed. Good job, mates!

(hoists can of cheez whiz in their honor)

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 24, 2015 11:26 AM (TYZLQ)

274
well they are not scrawney.
(at lease they guys in the green shirt and blue shirt)

since it looks like they know their way around the weight room their BMI will prolly list them obese like most lifters get classified

Posted by: Yo! at August 24, 2015 11:26 AM (q+zA9)

275 In a thread a couple days ago someone mentioned that the Airman might be a PJ. That info has never been put out by the press but I saw one story where his former survival instructor stated that Stone was a "solid dude". He would not have had a survival instructor unless he had gotten some aircrew training or some other specialized training. A hospital medic doesn't go through survival school.

Posted by: Bill R. at August 24, 2015 11:26 AM (jKUeC)

276 Considering how dense LA is, I expected a lot more to be the undead than on the spin off last nite. Sort of like NYC - streets packed with delicious human flesh. Walkers would be going nuts. People wd run and fall and the walkers wd have a field day. A little nibble hear a little nibble there and presto! A walker horde.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 24, 2015 11:27 AM (iQIUe)

277 As they say, you had one job.


Posted by: Chupacabras at August 24, 2015 11:27 AM (5npD/)

278 "You think you have problems? we still have RGIII"


Ha Ha!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 24, 2015 11:27 AM (LA7Cm)

279 Every thread is a Trump thread. All Trump All The Time. It's 10:00PM Do you know where the Trump is?



Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2015 11:26 AM (gf8BH)

ordering the materials for the fence....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 24, 2015 11:27 AM (0O7c5)

280 Well, its only a French award, but its something. More than they'll get from President Obama. They're lucky Federal Marshalls weren't waiting at the airport to arrest them.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2015 11:27 AM (39g3+)

281 Don't you think it a bit trivial to be pissing and moaning about how those guys are dressed for their medal?

Posted by: maddogg at August 24, 2015 11:20 AM


I'm betting the Head Frenchie didn't care.

IMO, heroes don't have to wear suits. Heroism is a wear-what-ya-brung game.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 24, 2015 11:27 AM (SNBrO)

282 Khazzani's father described his son as a "good boy" who preferred "football and fishing" to politics.


If I had a son, he would look like Ayoub El Khazzani.


Posted by: Barack Obama at August 24, 2015 11:27 AM (E5UB0)

283 American Heroes Awarded Legion of Honor

Have these guys been invited to shake hands with TFG?

If so, I hope they tell that dog-eating Muslim crackhead "FY."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 24, 2015 11:28 AM (zF6Iw)

284
"Not many people can keister an AK-47."
You smuggle it in in pieces...so I hear...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 24, 2015 11:28 AM (uhftQ)

285 Sure does look malnourished.


http://tinyurl.com/o8tt9th

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 11:28 AM (fWAjv)

286 For the 6,279th time in my life I am proud to be an American

Posted by: Mirror Image Mooch at August 24, 2015 11:28 AM (k8tEg)

287 sock off

Posted by: SH at August 24, 2015 11:28 AM (gmeXX)

288
Yep, he "found" in in a federal agent's car or something. What luck, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2015 11:23 AM (NOIQH)

they can't tie him to the theft of the weapon.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 24, 2015 11:24 AM (0O7c5)







Wasn't that pistol lost several years before? I seem to remember reading that.

If true, that would make it a typical crime gun, passed around from criminal to criminal. It's not uncommon for one gun to have multiple homicides with multiple murderers on it, because criminals rent them out to each other all the time.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 24, 2015 11:28 AM (xcrCh)

289 281 Don't you think it a bit trivial to be pissing and moaning about how those guys are dressed for their medal?

Posted by: maddogg at August 24, 2015 11:20 AM

I'm betting the Head Frenchie didn't care.

IMO, heroes don't have to wear suits. Heroism is a wear-what-ya-brung game.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 24, 2015 11:27 AM (SNBrO)

If they had bathed that day, they'd have one up over the Frenchies anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2015 11:28 AM (2Ojst)

290 You think you've got problems, we've lost Geno Smith for at least 4 gam ...

Ok, never mind.

Posted by: JackStraw


You think you have problems? we still have RGIII
Posted by: wrg500 at August 24, 2015 11:25 AM (C278+)



Browns. Fan.


Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 11:28 AM (mf5HN)

291 255
, or that the SoS Protocol Droids specifically decided to send them
to the ceremony underdressed in an attempt to make them look bad.



My assumption when alex pointed this out was that the SoS Protocol Droids simply didn't give it a thought.



Which I think is worse.
---------------
You may have called it right. Obummer's administration is the great "I don't give a damn" in terms of protocol and public presentation. Even when Bubba and Peanut were in the White House affairs were run with the dignity appropriate to the situation. Obummer doesn't give a damn, or believes etiquette is White privilege, and so his loser image extends downward and outward.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 24, 2015 11:29 AM (ry4ab)

292
Actually, had the same first reaction re the clothes (and kinda wondering where Embassy Paris and US/NATO were on this - easy for them to make sure the guys had "appropriate" dress for such an honor).

But.

Changed my mind. Consider this, horde.

How f***ing "American" is it to accomplish a heroic task like this, while on vacation, then get Europe's highest award from the French president whilein your jeans and polo shirts?

America, F**k Yeah!

Think about it.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2015 11:30 AM (QDnY+)

293 >>>286 For the 6,279th time in my life I am proud to be an American
If you're a millennial, o.k. Otherwise, that's probably a little low-ball.

Posted by: m at August 24, 2015 11:30 AM (ELEPX)

294
Browns. Fan.




Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up

I'm sorry for your loss.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 24, 2015 11:30 AM (C278+)

295 Browns. Fan.

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But hey new uniforms this year.

Posted by: SH at August 24, 2015 11:31 AM (gmeXX)

296 271
You and my dear mom and sister both, alexthechick. I can hear it now.
"If you are going to meet the President of France and be in front of the
entire world, you are going to look presentable! Don't worry about the
money, I'll have Dad wire it, just go out and get something decent!"



Posted by: exdem13 at August 24, 2015 11:25 AM (ry4ab)



"And make sure you have on clean underwear!"
----------

That too!

Posted by: exdem13 at August 24, 2015 11:31 AM (ry4ab)

297 Too bad they didn't have Team America t-shirts to wear.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 24, 2015 11:32 AM (uhftQ)

298 I wish these heroes were running for the GOP nomination. Hell, even the Brit. My choice would be easy.

Posted by: Mike at August 24, 2015 11:32 AM (ylrkv)

299 'way too much beer on my last canoe trip. Thought I was on the Rifle River but it was kind of shallow. Rolled that puppy twice and had a hell of a time with this ocean thing getting home.
Missed my AK when I unpacked.
I'm sticking to it.
These guys don't look like the New Man the feminists are always going on about.
And a new suit....? The pants would have to fit, if you get my meaning.

Posted by: Richard Aubrey at August 24, 2015 11:32 AM (lePNR)

300 Boy, I hope the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs doesn't hear about how the mean Airman mistreated a Muslim.

Because it would be a shame for the biggest victim to be our diversity.

Posted by: blaster at August 24, 2015 11:32 AM (ZFt7y)

301 263 201
Yes, and I like your point upthread about how someone at the Embassy might have thought to buy suits for the kids.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 24, 2015 11:10 AM (JtwS4)

Is the Embassy under TFG?
They are embarrassed by the whole affair.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 24, 2015 11:32 AM (R8hU8)

302 For the 6,279th time in my life I am proud to be an American

If you're a millennial, o.k. Otherwise, that's probably a little low-ball.

Posted by: m


Not many opportunities in the last 6+ years.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 24, 2015 11:32 AM (/Ho8c)

303 Daily funny: Legal Insurrection has the Foo Fighters rickrolling Westboro Baptist Churchers.


http://legalinsurrection.com/2015/08/foo-fighters-unleash-rick-roll-on-westboro-protesters/

Posted by: MTF at August 24, 2015 11:33 AM (TxJGV)

304 When they opened the train car where the crew was hiding, was John Kerry in there?

Posted by: Michael J Bilek at August 24, 2015 11:33 AM (CLMU8)

305 Browns. Fan.




Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 11:28 AM (mf5HN)



Well hey according to some you have the greatest QB ever of all time to set foot on a field, uh holding a clipboard and unable to unseat Josh McCown for the starting position.

Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2015 11:33 AM (zt+N6)

306 Don't you think it a bit trivial to be pissing and moaning about how those guys are dressed for their medal?
Posted by: maddogg
------------------

When I initiated that thought, I assumed that some would think it superficial. It isn't. A ceremony (which this was) gains or loses respectability based upon the pomp associated with it. Someone from State should have seen to it that these guys were better dressed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2015 11:33 AM (9mTYi)

307 Wasn't that pistol lost several years before? I seem to remember reading that.



If true, that would make it a typical crime gun, passed around from
criminal to criminal. It's not uncommon for one gun to have multiple
homicides with multiple murderers on it, because criminals rent them out
to each other all the time.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 24, 2015 11:28 AM (xcrCh)

i don't know if it was years....i do know that he can't be tied to it....also....the bullet hit a bollard first and then hit her.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 24, 2015 11:33 AM (0O7c5)

308 41
Isn't there some group in the US military that just slaps the pin right into your chest?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 24, 2015 10:40 AM (kKHcp)

In the submarine service, when you got your "Dolphins" the rest of the crew had that day to tack them on you, i.e. punch them while you're wearing them...
Didn't take long for the sharp posts to punch through the little caps holding them on, every punch after that when into the skin....
I got lucky; I qualified in one patrol, and I got them on the plane home from Holy Loch... I did have to walk down the aisle as a sort of gauntlet, but most of the guys were either sleeping, or too hung over to give a shit....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 24, 2015 11:34 AM (jjaLl)

309 I'm sorry for your loss.
Posted by: wrg500 at August 24, 2015 11:30 AM (C278+)



Thank you, I expect such condolences will be needed between 12-14 times this season.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 11:34 AM (mf5HN)

310 Where does a homeless man get that kind of firepower? ANY firepower, for that matter?

He claimed he found them behind a bush. Just laying there.


*****

Punchline #1: Mohammed works in mysterious ways


Punchline #2: I knew it was bush's fault.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man with a bionic penis at August 24, 2015 11:34 AM (NeFrd)

311 284

"Not many people can keister an AK-47."
You smuggle it in in pieces...so I hear...
----------
Or you can be a declared Muzzie and walk down the street with it under your coat while the Euroweenie cops look the other way because they were told to do so.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 24, 2015 11:34 AM (ry4ab)

312 rhomboid,

Fucking A.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 11:34 AM (zyIlW)

313 Oops, better lose the bionic penis sock.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 24, 2015 11:34 AM (NeFrd)

314 Browns. Fan.


E.J. Bibbs is alright. Y'all should keep him.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 24, 2015 11:35 AM (/kI1Q)

315
The fellow in the blue polo shirt in the back is wearing Carhartt work pants...

not blue jeans

Posted by: Yo! at August 24, 2015 11:35 AM (q+zA9)

316
Hey Val, let's minimize this French-American connection thing because I don't want to have any spillover into the Bergdahl matter when he receives an Article 15 that comes without imprisonment. The rabid right wing military cabal will go absolutely bonkers, so let's keep it on the down low like a Reggie gig.

Posted by: Barack the Compassionate at August 24, 2015 11:35 AM (OiFtZ)

317 Bon Chance Mon Ami!

We will show those swine what's what.....C'est La Guerre!

Damn Muslims.

Posted by: Zombie Charles De Gaulle at August 24, 2015 11:35 AM (D0NZx)

318 Is the Embassy under TFG?
They are embarrassed by the whole affair.
Posted by: Velvet
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It is possible that none of them speak French. They could not read Le Figaro for the news.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2015 11:35 AM (9mTYi)

319 >>Browns. Fan.

This is the NY Jets I'm talking about here. We are already mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2015 11:35 AM (OGm46)

320 Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up

I spent a month in Cleveland one week.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 24, 2015 11:35 AM (C278+)

321 Wouldn't it be appropriate for the two who are serving that received this honor to be in uniform?

Posted by: NotCoach at August 24, 2015 10:41 AM (rsudF)

Not necessarily. The only awards authorized for acceptance and wear, at least on the Army side, are the French National Defense Medal, and the French Commemorative Medal.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 24, 2015 11:35 AM (OiH3z)

322 He claimed he found them behind a bush. Just laying there.

-
It was under The Giving Tree.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 24, 2015 11:36 AM (QzAEb)

323 "Didn't take long for the sharp posts to punch through the little caps holding them on..."

IIRC they are called "frogs".

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 24, 2015 11:36 AM (uhftQ)

324 Look at what US Ambassador to Fran, Jane Hartley, is wearing (the blond in the small photo - you can enlarge it):

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2015/08/24/train-attack-france-highest-honor/32252247/

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2015 11:36 AM (NOIQH)

325 We have too many white heterosexuals in our armed forces. Had they been transsexuals, they would have subdued Ayoub more quickly, without anyone getting harmed.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 24, 2015 11:36 AM (E5UB0)

326
Don't you think it a bit trivial to be pissing and moaning about how those guys are dressed for their medal?
Posted by: maddogg




No. It's an important public ceremony getting coverage around the world.

As has been said, can't expect these guys to have packed for a day up the Palace, but the US Embassy staff should have been on the ball.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 24, 2015 11:36 AM (kdS6q)

327 309
I'm sorry for your loss.

Posted by: wrg500 at August 24, 2015 11:30 AM (C278+)





Thank you, I expect such condolences will be needed between 12-14 times this season.
----------
The Devil is doing his usual work in the preseason, as usual. I am, as usual, anticipating the Bengals having a winning season, making the playoffs with 2/3 the starting team due to injuries, and then forgetting how the game is played somewhere in the first 2 playoff games.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 24, 2015 11:37 AM (ry4ab)

328 underwear bomber a few years ago..

Fellow passenger Jasper Schuringa, a Dutch film director, jumped on Abdulmutallab and subdued him as flight attendants used fire extinguishers to douse the flames.

Did we give this guy a medal? Did he get PRESS???

No... the US did nothing for this guy who jumped on a still burning terrorist who had just tried to blow up an airplane...

The US is about to RIF a Sgt. in Special Forces, partly because he confronted a Police Chief in Afghanistan who had raped a little boy....

You get more of what you reward.... less of what you punish....

The French WANT Heroes... our Government? not so much...

Posted by: BB Wolf at August 24, 2015 11:37 AM (qh617)

329 Meanwhile, the suspect's father defended him as a 'good boy' today, and insisted that he would never want to kill anyone...

...Abudindo al-Nuffins family said he was starting college this fall & was going to marry his baby momma with the money he made from releasing his rap album...

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 24, 2015 11:37 AM (ZQfW9)

330
Punchline #1: Mohammed works in mysterious ways


Punchline #2: I knew it was bush's fault.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man with a bionic penis

Burning bush?

Since when did you have a bionic dick, Muldoon?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 24, 2015 11:37 AM (QyBQv)

331 Dressing appropriately for the occasion is important. When you dress well, it's aesthetically pleasing. It's about showing respect to the other person. I don't doubt that those young men had no intention of insulting their French hosts, and that the French understood this, but yes it was a screw up on the part of the State Department not to immediately get them appropriate clothing.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 24, 2015 11:38 AM (OiH3z)

332 324,

WTF is she wearing?

Why is she wearing doll clothes?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 11:38 AM (zyIlW)

333 Obama's kids are just pissed he keeps bogarting the joint.

Posted by: Feh at August 24, 2015 11:38 AM (B826y)

334 The ambassador looks like a super crazy, not hot, version of Ellen Griswald after her shopping trip in Milan.

Posted by: Chupacabras at August 24, 2015 11:38 AM (sPO/s)

335 As has been said, can't expect these guys to have packed for a day up the Palace, but the US Embassy staff should have been on the ball.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 24, 2015 11:36 AM (kdS6q)



Run by an administration that didn't even think about putting flags at half staff when a terrorist murdered them.

Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2015 11:38 AM (zt+N6)

336 No. It's an important public ceremony getting coverage around the world.

As
has been said, can't expect these guys to have packed for a day up the
Palace, but the US Embassy staff should have been on the ball.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix


Agree. I don't fault the guys at all--just our incompetent Dept. of State.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 24, 2015 11:38 AM (/Ho8c)

337
"Or you can be a declared Muzzie and walk down the street with it under your coat while the Euroweenie cops look the other way because they were told to do so. "

NOW you tell me.

Posted by: Aziz the Really Sore Terorist at August 24, 2015 11:39 AM (uhftQ)

338
I advise the press to not make more of this French matter than is actually warranted. The Americans did a good job, but any other nationality would have responded equally well if only they were not pushed aside by the attention seeking Americans.

Posted by: Marie Harf at August 24, 2015 11:40 AM (OiFtZ)

339
It was under The Giving Tree.


*****


The Ticket* Oak



(*to Paradise)

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 24, 2015 11:40 AM (NeFrd)

340
WTF is she wearing?



Why is she wearing doll clothes?

Posted by: SMFH


lol, that is an awful outfit in any circumstance, much less a major honorary ceremony.

Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 24, 2015 11:40 AM (/Ho8c)

341 Look at what US Ambassador to Fran, Jane Hartley, is wearing (the blond in the small photo - you can enlarge it):



http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2015/08/24/train-attack-france-highest-honor/32252247/

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2015 11:36 AM (NOIQH)

Wow. Just... wow.
Diplomatic posts to friendly countries are often given to friends of the President, wealthy donors, etc. I get that. But for cripes sake, send them to finishing school if they haven't already gone, so that they don't make these stupid mistakes!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 24, 2015 11:40 AM (OiH3z)

342 Hmm.

I suspect they stopped too soon.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Fire-hooks and Rock Salt for sale at August 24, 2015 11:07 AM (kff5f)


Indeed. And they could have found a warm, safe, moist place to stuff that nasty assault rifle, too. And all the mags...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2015 11:40 AM (aRgrb)

343 WTF is she wearing?

Why is she wearing doll clothes?
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 11:38 AM (zyIlW)



Sadly, I think that's either Chanel or maybe Vivienne Westwood. If it was Westwood that would be explanation enough.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 11:41 AM (mf5HN)

344 The Devil is doing his usual work in the preseason, as usual. I am, as usual, anticipating the Bengals having a winning season, making the playoffs with 2/3 the starting team due to injuries, and then forgetting how the game is played somewhere in the first 2 playoff games.


Posted by: exdem13 at August 24, 2015 11:37 AM (ry4ab)



Will it be the Good Andy Dalton or the Bad Andy Dalton on opening day? That guy is the Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde of the NFL

Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2015 11:41 AM (zt+N6)

345 324
Look at what US Ambassador to Fran, Jane Hartley, is wearing (the blond in the small photo - you can enlarge it):



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Oh for crying out loud... *facepalm* My sainted grandmother wore better dresses to church on any given Sunday. Well that photo explains much.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 24, 2015 11:41 AM (ry4ab)

346 Abudindo al-Nuffins family said he was starting college this fall & was going to marry his baby momma with the money he made from releasing his rap album...

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 24, 2015 11:37 AM (ZQfW9)


*****

He was just starting to turn his train around.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 24, 2015 11:41 AM (NeFrd)

347 As has been said, can't expect these guys to have packed for a day up the Palace, but the US Embassy staff should have been on the ball.

Oh, please. Where do you expect the Embassy staff to find a couple of sport coats in Paris on such short notice?

Other than on every third street corner, I mean.

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 24, 2015 11:41 AM (ZQfW9)

348 >>WTF is she wearing?
Why is she wearing doll clothes?


Yeah, definitely not a suit. But she sure seems happy to be there, all smiles as she's wedged herself in the middle of the guys getting the award.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2015 11:41 AM (NOIQH)

349 You and my dear mom and sister both, alexthechick. I can hear it now. "If you are going to meet the President of France and be in front of the entire world, you are going to look presentable! Don't worry about the money, I'll have Dad wire it, just go out and get something decent!"

Posted by: exdem13 at August 24, 2015 11:25 AM (ry4ab)

I don't think it's trivial either. It's part of the general cultural degradation that says that insisting on appropriate dress - a jacket and tie - is elitist or snobby or something. Nobody is saying they should be wearing tuxes. But hey, everyone has the absolute right to slob around at all times, at church, at work, getting awards, at weddings- so you have Mooch and her daughters dressed terribly, young people showing up for job interviews displaying tats everywhere and wearing pajamas in the daytime.

Yes, they are brave heroes. Yes, they should be wearing suits and ties.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at August 24, 2015 11:42 AM (u0lmX)

350 If you look at the pictures of the guys getting their medals, they are all wearing different colors of the exact same polo shirt. Unless they sideline as a boy band, I'm thinking these clothes were provided by the US Embassy or some official group.

Given that it's August, France is pretty much closed for vacation anyway. Maybe they just wanted the guys to look like average French tourists.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2015 11:43 AM (OGm46)

351 http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2015/08/24/train-attack-france-highest-honor/32252247/
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*facepalm*

That's the Ambassador to France?

I would have guessed that they picked her up at some brasserie.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2015 11:43 AM (9mTYi)

352 As has been said, can't expect these guys to have packed for a day up the
Palace, but the US Embassy staff should have been on the ball.




Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix




Be glad they didn't buy clothes for these guys. Knowing the Obongo Administrations leanings, the Embassy would've outfitted the guys in teddies with stockings, high heels, and feather boas.


Because diversity.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 24, 2015 11:43 AM (oKE6c)

353 Will it be the Good Andy Dalton or the Bad Andy Dalton on opening day? That guy is the Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde of the NFL
Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2015 11:41 AM (zt+N6)



Good Andy Dalton through the first three quarters and the first half of the fourth. You know, to give you hope and warmth and happy feelings.

Then Very Bad Andy Dalton.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 11:43 AM (mf5HN)

354 Could be worse.
They could be wearing this:

http://tinyurl.com/qy95f2n

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 11:43 AM (zyIlW)

355 >>I'm thinking these clothes were provided by the US Embassy or some official group.

Polos and khakis - making sure they look like that dude at the big box electronic store that helped you pick out a new tv.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2015 11:44 AM (NOIQH)

356 That's the Ambassador to France?



I would have guessed that they picked her up at some brasserie.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2015 11:43 AM (9mTYi)

What's the over/under on how much money she bundled for the Democrats?
She looks an escapee from a mental institution.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 24, 2015 11:44 AM (oKE6c)

357 "And here is Ambassador Jane Hartley wearing a classy number from the Michelle Obama Curtain Collection.

Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2015 11:44 AM (zt+N6)

358 Yes, they are brave heroes. Yes, they should be wearing suits and ties.

------

Since we are having a pointless debate over the dress of heroes (what else is new at AOSHQ) - allow me to make an observation. Their dress actually makes them look normal and relatable and maybe that is a good thing.

Posted by: SH at August 24, 2015 11:44 AM (gmeXX)

359 350
If you look at the pictures of the guys getting their medals, they are
all wearing different colors of the exact same polo shirt. Unless they
sideline as a boy band, I'm thinking these clothes were provided by the
US Embassy or some official group.



Given that it's August, France is pretty much closed for vacation
anyway. Maybe they just wanted the guys to look like average French
tourists.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2015 11:43 AM (OGm46)

i noticed that too....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 24, 2015 11:45 AM (0O7c5)

360 Maybe they just wanted the guys to look like average French tourists.
Posted by: JackStraw
--------------------

I wanted them to wear bicycling Spandex.

Posted by: John Kerry at August 24, 2015 11:45 AM (9mTYi)

361 Had they been transsexuals, they would have subdued Ayoub more quickly, without anyone getting harmed.



Until Ayoub called them queer.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2015 11:45 AM (4dbPD)

362 331 Dressing appropriately for the occasion is important. When you dress well, it's aesthetically pleasing. It's about showing respect to the other person. I don't doubt that those young men had no intention of insulting their French hosts, and that the French understood this, but yes it was a screw up on the part of the State Department not to immediately get them appropriate clothing.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 24, 2015 11:38 AM (OiH3z)

Yep. They were on vacation and clearly packed only casual clothes - they had no idea they were going to be getting a friggin' medal from Hollande! The State Dept. should have helped out but hey, when the First Lady frequently looks like she fished her outfit out of a trashcan somewhere, what can you expect?

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at August 24, 2015 11:45 AM (u0lmX)

363 TEST POST.

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 24, 2015 11:45 AM (UypUQ)

364 Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2015 11:36 AM (NOIQH)

What was she wearing? Couldn't make it out.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 24, 2015 11:45 AM (R8hU8)

365 Thank you, I expect such condolences will be needed between 12-14 times this season.

Nuh uh. You have a coaching staff from CB West.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 24, 2015 11:46 AM (JtwS4)

366 341 Look at what US Ambassador to Fran, Jane Hartley, is wearing (the blond in the small photo - you can enlarge it):



http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2015/08/24/train-attack-france-highest-honor/32252247/

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2015 11:36 AM (NOIQH)

Wow. Just... wow.
Diplomatic posts to friendly countries are often given to friends of the President, wealthy donors, etc. I get that. But for cripes sake, send them to finishing school if they haven't already gone, so that they don't make these stupid mistakes!


Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 24, 2015 11:40 AM (OiH3z)

But... but.... her Uncle Jeb Clampett was a BIG Obama donner....

Posted by: BB Wolf at August 24, 2015 11:46 AM (qh617)

367 I don't see a problem with what they're wearing.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 11:46 AM (zyIlW)

368 The State Dept. should have helped out but hey,

------

Not the form of limited government I am looking for.

Posted by: SH at August 24, 2015 11:46 AM (gmeXX)

369 354 Could be worse.
They could be wearing this:
http://tinyurl.com/qy95f2n
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 11:43 AM (zyIlW)




More likely they'd look like they were auditioning for a remake of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 24, 2015 11:46 AM (oKE6c)

370 I find it interesting that the NY Slime and all of the MSM keep saying they were childhood friends and went to middle school together.



Gee, What Middle School? Is it a mystery?



Freedom Christian Middle School. All three are serious Christians.



Sadler's dad is the pastor of Shiloh Baptist Church.



Anyone see any of that mentioned in ANY story?



Posted by: Nip Sip at August 24, 2015 11:46 AM (0FSuD)

371 Jake: "I'm going to get an award for heroism from the President of France."


Man on phone: "What are you wearing?"


Jake: "Ummm...khakis?"

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 24, 2015 11:46 AM (NeFrd)

372 >>..when the First Lady frequently looks like she fished her outfit out of a trashcan somewhere, what can you expect

*cough* yoga pants *cough*

No one should see the FLOTUS in that.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2015 11:47 AM (NOIQH)

373 344
The Devil is doing his usual work in the preseason, as usual. I am,
as usual, anticipating the Bengals having a winning season, making the
playoffs with 2/3 the starting team due to injuries, and then forgetting
how the game is played somewhere in the first 2 playoff games.





Posted by: exdem13 at August 24, 2015 11:37 AM (ry4ab)







Will it be the Good Andy Dalton or the Bad Andy Dalton on opening day? That guy is the Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde of the NFL

Maybe this year they will finally have broken him of the habit of getting all excited and passing into double coverage to speed things along instead of reading the field first. I don't mind an extra play or two to get there instead of an INT in the opposition's red zone.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 24, 2015 11:47 AM (ry4ab)

374 Yeah, definitely not a suit. But she sure seems happy to be there, all smiles as she's wedged herself in the middle of the guys getting the award.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2015 11:41 AM (NOIQH)


To be fair, I would be happy and smiling if I were wedged in the middle of those guys.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 11:47 AM (mf5HN)

375 Not many opportunities in the last 6+ years.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, weeping for our dead Republic at August 24, 2015 11:32 AM (/Ho8c)

Opportunities no doubt aboundbutI'm guessing many stories of American valor and sacrificego unreported because such stories are detrimental to The Narrative. Look at the difference in CNN headlines in its US and International editions, for example.

I'm not being paranoid about this. An enormous amount of effort and ingenuity goes into media manipulation and progressive agitprop, both domestically and internationally. Ibelieve the MSM is leery about reporting stories regarding heroic Americans going up against bloodthirsty, kill-crazyjihadis because Obama has been getting pressured to do something, anythingabout ISIS--and stories like this might spark public interest along those lines. Can't have that.

Posted by: troyriser at August 24, 2015 11:47 AM (Bvf82)

376
After the awards ceremony, two of the men took the Ambassador to Brasserie Chartreuse for lunch and then on to Hotel Fontanel for a Menage a Trois.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 24, 2015 11:47 AM (OiFtZ)

377
"Not many people can keister an AK-47."
You smuggle it in in pieces...so I hear...







The front sight post must SMART.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 24, 2015 11:47 AM (xcrCh)

378 he First Lady frequently looks like she fished her outfit out of a trashcan somewhere, what can you expect?
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at August 24, 2015 11:45

Yes, I *snorted* at that one.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 24, 2015 11:47 AM (QyBQv)

379 State was disappointed that they couldn't get James Taylor scheduled to attend on such short notice.

Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2015 11:47 AM (zt+N6)

380 Freedom Christian Middle School. All three are serious Christians.



Sadler's dad is the pastor of Shiloh Baptist Church.



Anyone see any of that mentioned in ANY story?



Posted by: Nip Sip at August 24, 2015 11:46 AM (0FSuD)

Oh, can't let that get out! It makes Christians look good!

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at August 24, 2015 11:48 AM (u0lmX)

381 Mark Moogalian is from my town. And though he was hurt the worst, it's really up to him that anyone else was able to stop the horror the gunman planned.

Posted by: SarahW at August 24, 2015 11:25 AM (3fTXW)


Yeah, good run down on his role and outline of the whole event at the Telegraph.

**QUOTE**

" She later told BFM TV: "My husband told me he saw a man who he thought appeared strange because he went into the toilet with his bag and stayed there for a very long time.

"Then the man came out and he saw that the man was carrying a weapon and another person was tackling him from behind.

"He told me, 'Go, this is serious.'

"I just moved a few seats away and my husband rushed at the man to take his weapon, a Kalashnikov.

** end QUOTE **

The Jihadi managed to f

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 24, 2015 11:48 AM (UypUQ)

382 BTW, the whole situation is why I hate the obsession with running in the Army. You can run the whole company seven miles three times a week, but it takes a goddamn act of Congress to get permission in some units to teach combatives. Never mind that the latter has much great practical applications.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 24, 2015 11:48 AM (OiH3z)

383 >>What's the over/under on how much money she bundled for the Democrats?

Hartley is a long time Dem operative and a big Obama bundler. All of his ambassadors were donors it seems.

Just be thankful James Taylor wasn't invited to sing Fire and Rain or some other crap.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2015 11:48 AM (OGm46)

384 but hey, when the First Lady frequently looks like she fished her outfit out of a trashcan somewhere, what can you expect?
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at August 24, 2015 11:45 AM (u0lmX)




That's not true. She generally looks like she commandeered a dropcloth, and set it off with a WWE championship belt.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 24, 2015 11:48 AM (oKE6c)

385 Given that it's August, France is pretty much closed for vacation
anyway. Maybe they just wanted the guys to look like average French
tourists.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2015 11:43 AM (OGm46)

i noticed that too....


Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 24, 2015 11:45 AM (0O7c5)


High class tailors in Europe are NEVER closed, if you have sufficient money. They understand the prestige game....

Our government no longer does... because its the best Government money can buy.... (which is how you get an ambassadorship...).

Posted by: BB Wolf at August 24, 2015 11:48 AM (qh617)

386 Man on phone: "What are you wearing?"


Jake: "Ummm...khakis?"
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August

He sounds hideous

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 24, 2015 11:49 AM (QyBQv)

387 Manners are important.
Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 10:57 AM (mf5HN)


Yes. *insert rant on the general lack of manners here*

Posted by: Lea at August 24, 2015 11:49 AM (lIU4e)

388 Don't you think it a bit trivial to be pissing and moaning about how those guys are dressed for their medal?

Its respectful to dress the best you can for a national ceremony with their heads of state, but they probably wore the best stuff they had at hand. Its not like they packed a tux for the ball with Princess Svetlana or something.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2015 11:49 AM (39g3+)

389 Indeed. And they could have found a warm, safe, moist place to stuff that nasty assault rifle, too.


*****

Now THAT would require a trigger warning.


Oh, and a front sight warning.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 24, 2015 11:49 AM (NeFrd)

390 Hartley is a long time Dem operative and a big Obama bundler. All of his ambassadors were donors it seems.





Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2015 11:48 AM (OGm46)


"What am I bid for this find ambassadorship to a friendly nation? Going once, going twice ... "

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 24, 2015 11:50 AM (oKE6c)

391
"Obama to send bundler Jane Hartley to Paris"

http://preview.tinyurl.com/qjoueww

Quelle surprise!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2015 11:50 AM (9mTYi)

392
I don't see a problem with what they're wearing.
Posted by: SMFH



If your kid was meeting the President, Pope or whatever, would you consider that occasion appropriate attire?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 24, 2015 11:50 AM (kdS6q)

393 To be fair, I would be happy and smiling if I were wedged in the middle of those guys.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 11:47 AM (mf5HN)

That's it folks! Good night!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 24, 2015 11:50 AM (OiH3z)

394 379 State was disappointed that they couldn't get James Taylor scheduled to attend on such short notice.
Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2015 11:47 AM (

I suspect State has that fuckers songs on reel to reel continuous loop if they needed to. You gots a friend

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 24, 2015 11:50 AM (QyBQv)

395 392,

Yes I would.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 11:51 AM (zyIlW)

396 Nuh uh. You have a coaching staff from CB West.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 24, 2015 11:46 AM (JtwS4)



We also have the Browns front office.

Supposedly Manseal is sober and being respectful and hard working which means he and Josh Gordon should be tripping and running a Ferrari into a school bus of nuns and orphans any second.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 11:51 AM (mf5HN)

397 389 Indeed. And they could have found a warm, safe, moist place to stuff that nasty assault rifle, too.
*****

Now THAT would require a trigger warning.





Oh, and a front sight warning.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 24, 2015 11:49 AM (NeFrd)


Nah. Once it's in there, pull the trigger without warning.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 24, 2015 11:51 AM (oKE6c)

398 High class tailors in Europe are NEVER closed, if you have sufficient money. They understand the prestige game....

This is true, and its likely they would have found one that would have at least loaned them suits for the occasion. Probably the French government has a special agency in charge of comportment and etiquette that talked to the guys, I doubt they just walked in one day for the medal unannounced.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2015 11:51 AM (39g3+)

399 356
That's the Ambassador to France?





I would have guessed that they picked her up at some brasserie.



Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 24, 2015 11:43 AM (9mTYi)
What's the over/under on how much money she bundled for the Democrats?
She looks an escapee from a mental institution.
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She got Paris, so I imagine the woman bundled up enough money to require an armored car drop.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 24, 2015 11:52 AM (ry4ab)

400 Its respectful to dress the best you can for a
national ceremony with their heads of state, but they probably wore the
best stuff they had at hand. Its not like they packed a tux for the
ball with Princess Svetlana or something.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2015 11:49 AM (39g3+)
No one is blaming the men. They're blaming the Ambassador and the Embassy for failing in one of the basic components of their job.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 24, 2015 11:52 AM (OiH3z)

401 If your kid was meeting the President, Pope or whatever, would you consider that occasion appropriate attire?

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Who cares, its trivial and we would be mocking the left mercifully if that was the focus of the NYT.

Posted by: SH at August 24, 2015 11:52 AM (gmeXX)

402
Its not like they packed a tux for the ball with Princess Svetlana or something.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor




Some of us do.

Posted by: Charles C W Cooke - Noted Fop and Cravat Fancier

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 24, 2015 11:52 AM (kdS6q)

403 310 Where does a homeless man get that kind of firepower? ANY firepower, for that matter?


Fast and Furious?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 24, 2015 11:52 AM (TYZLQ)

404 394 379 State was disappointed that they couldn't get James Taylor scheduled to attend on such short notice.
Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2015 11:47 AM (



What about Yusuf Islam (aka Cat Stevens)?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 24, 2015 11:52 AM (oKE6c)

405
blaster @ 300, LOL (with a grimace)

and buzzion @ 357, LOL!

I fully understand the shoulda-been-dressed-up point of view, but am increasingly comfortable with my "very American" take on their dress as well. Their dress and demeanor simply add to their very American-ness, and in the context of being heros I think this has exactly the right impact on Euros and Frenchies whose minds are open or functioning anyway.

And with that, off to the gym.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 24, 2015 11:52 AM (QDnY+)

406 If your kid was meeting the President, Pope or whatever, would you consider that occasion appropriate attire?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 24, 20

If he/she was an overworked, underpaid, service member? Yes. We spend $$$$$ on fucking queers to change sex, we can afford a sport coat and shirt. I find no fault on these young heroes.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 24, 2015 11:52 AM (QyBQv)

407 The state department failed the critical Anka question:

"do the guys get shirts?"

Posted by: bananaDream at August 24, 2015 11:52 AM (vLk7c)

408 Sadly, I think that's either Chanel or maybe Vivienne Westwood. If it was Westwood that would be explanation enough.>>>

Or part of the Goldie Hawn collection from Overboard.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ol3xm38

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 24, 2015 11:53 AM (aVYsC)

409 Screw France, I want to be ambassador to Bermuda. How much work is there really maintaining relations with Bermuda? What's the worst that could happen?

I can taste those warm breezes, pink sand and Rum Swizzles.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2015 11:53 AM (OGm46)

410 All of his ambassadors were donors it seems.

That's a very long and established tradition: you send big time donors to cool spots to be "ambassadors" while the staff handles everything there and you hang out to party.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2015 11:53 AM (39g3+)

411 RIP Louisiana Trooper Steven Vincent

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 11:53 AM (fWAjv)

412 Frankly, I'm glad these young men are focused more on being good than looking good.

Posted by: SH at August 24, 2015 11:53 AM (gmeXX)

413 And meanwhile her in the US, The Command Master Chief sits in his near the local DD Donuts to catch people getting our of their cars in the AM in their Uniforms which is strictly forbidden now that we have to HIDE that we are in the Military. I kid you not

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 24, 2015 11:53 AM (gf8BH)

414 If your kid was meeting the President, Pope or whatever, would you consider that occasion appropriate attire?


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 24, 2015 11:50 AM (kdS6q)
i met Mother Teresa while wearing purple corduroys ....she was fine with it.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 24, 2015 11:53 AM (0O7c5)

415 Meh quitcherbitchin, here's how I'd have dressed them:
http://tinyurl.com/pyu8kxt

Yes, that "Ambassadress" looks like deWinter, and sure, I admit it, this is a Dumb-Ass comment.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 24, 2015 11:54 AM (xq1UY)

416 Look at what US Ambassador to Fran, Jane Hartley, is wearing (the blond in the small photo - you can enlarge it):

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2015/08/24/train-attack-france-highest-honor/32252247/
Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2015 11:36 AM (NOIQH)


Thanks! I could not figure out who that lady was.

Posted by: Lea at August 24, 2015 11:54 AM (lIU4e)

417 No one is blaming the men. They're blaming the Ambassador and the Embassy for failing in one of the basic components of their job.

If the French really cared, they'd have hooked the guys up. Its Paris, they could get fitted tuxes in an hour day or night.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2015 11:54 AM (39g3+)

418 Bermuda? What's the worst that could happen?

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Have you talked to Ellen Page?

Posted by: SH at August 24, 2015 11:54 AM (gmeXX)

419 Hopefully they will be rewarded with some top notch Parisian pouseeee.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 24, 2015 11:54 AM (OZmbA)

420
"The front sight post must SMART."

It does. It's still stuck in there.

Posted by: Aziz the Really Sore Terrorist at August 24, 2015 11:54 AM (uhftQ)

421 i met Mother Teresa while wearing purple corduroys ....she was fine with it.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 24, 2015 11:53 AM (0O7c5)

Mother Teresa wore purple corduroys?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2015 11:54 AM (2Ojst)

422 Like its totally like awesome and stuff to like be an Ambassador.

Posted by: Caroline Kennedy at August 24, 2015 11:55 AM (zt+N6)

423 insomniac

lol.....under her habit....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 24, 2015 11:55 AM (0O7c5)

424 "I want to be ambassador to Bermuda. "


That would be a sweet gig. Tahiti, Bahamas, etc.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 24, 2015 11:55 AM (LA7Cm)

425 RIP Louisiana Trooper Steven Vincent
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 24, 2015 11:53 AM (fWAjv)



Jindal's ordered the flags to half mast.

Yes, I'm being petty and noting that he did that more or less immediately upon being informed of the news unlike Dear Leader and the servicemen who were killed.

Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 24, 2015 11:55 AM (mf5HN)

426 420
"The front sight post must SMART."

It does. It's still stuck in there.
Posted by: Aziz the Really Sore Terrorist at August 24, 2015 11:54 AM (uhftQ)

Probably nothing compared to the shoulder stock.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2015 11:55 AM (2Ojst)

427 They're blaming the Ambassador and the Embassy for failing in one of the basic components of their job.

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Dressing men in their 20's is a basic component of their job?

Posted by: SH at August 24, 2015 11:55 AM (gmeXX)

428 Frankly, I'm glad these young men are focused more on being good than looking good.

Yeah but if you can do both, you're James Bond

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2015 11:55 AM (39g3+)

429 They're blaming the Ambassador and the Embassy for failing in one of the basic components of their job.


Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 24, 2015 11:52 AM (OiH3z)


Probably all the others, too.

Seriously, how do we ever get anyone to do clandestine intelligence work overseas when we have incompetent political hacks and assorted Bozos running diplomacy in country? In a hostile country, you'd be throwing your life away.
Susie, ambassador to murderous Third World hellhole: "Oopsie, I accidentally tweeted your name, description, and intelligence mission to the world. My bad."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 24, 2015 11:56 AM (oKE6c)

430 Khazzani's father described his son as a "good boy" who preferred "football and fishing" to politics.


If I had a son, he would look like Ayoub El Khazzani.


Posted by: Barack Obama at August 24, 2015 11:27 AM (E5UB0)


And he couldn't go fishing, because, regrettably, he didn't find any dynamite with that AK.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 24, 2015 11:57 AM (aRgrb)

431 Frankly, I'm glad these young men are focused more on being good than looking good.

Yeah but if you can do both, you're James Bond

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James Bond is hollywood fiction.

Real heroes are normal men who probably think that wearing kackis and a polo is dress atire. We need more real heroes and less James Bonds (because they don't exist).

Posted by: SH at August 24, 2015 11:57 AM (gmeXX)

432 Its respectful to dress the best you can for a national ceremony with their heads of state, but they probably wore the best stuff they had at hand. Its not like they packed a tux for the ball with Princess Svetlana or something.

I'm stunned by just how FAST this all happened. Guess I'm just used to the lumbering red-tape monster that's North American decision-making, but that France would decide to make this major award and then just DO IT this quickly is amazing. It's practically a battlefield decoration. I'm not surprised the guys didn't have any formal clothes to wear, and no time to get any either.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at August 24, 2015 11:57 AM (VBbCO)

433 424 "I want to be ambassador to Bermuda. "


That would be a sweet gig. Tahiti, Bahamas, etc.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 24, 2015 11:55 AM (LA7Cm)


Monaco.... in Europe... good beaches... and close enough to jump in a car to get to skiing in the French, or Italian Alps....

But so small it would not be much work...

Posted by: BB Wolf at August 24, 2015 11:57 AM (qh617)

434 >>Freedom Christian Middle School. All three are serious Christians.


So...you're saying it was a religiously motivated attack on a poor, homeless migrant?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2015 11:58 AM (NOIQH)

435 Sorry to hear about the LA trooper.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 24, 2015 11:58 AM (LA7Cm)

436 Good for the French!

Posted by: Dianna at August 24, 2015 11:58 AM (DV/Ik)

437 391


"Obama to send bundler Jane Hartley to Paris"



http://preview.tinyurl.com/qjoueww



Quelle surprise!
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"At least $500,000" is why she got the post, and not Ireland as mentioned in-story. I would have preferred Ireland myself.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 24, 2015 11:58 AM (ry4ab)

438 In the early days MWR and I would joke about how much it cost to get a nice gig with this administration. From a few hundred thousand dollars on up, diplomatic spots were open. One of the sweetest was some kind of representative to Italy in the name of the UN IIRC.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2015 11:58 AM (gPuuk)

439
"Probably nothing compared to the shoulder stock."

I begged them to get the folding one and not the wooden one, but nooooooo.

Posted by: Aziz the Really Sore Terrorist at August 24, 2015 11:58 AM (uhftQ)

440 Mother Teresa wore purple corduroys?

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And that was before Pope Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 24, 2015 11:58 AM (ahRaP)

441 "I want to be ambassador to Bermuda. "



I want Jerry Brown to appoint me ambassador to America.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 24, 2015 11:58 AM (oKE6c)

442 Hey, look, the dow's only 200 points off! Everything's fixed!

Posted by: LII(nvestor) at August 24, 2015 11:58 AM (ZbV+0)

443 They will already have a target on their backs, courtesy of the goatfuckers constant threats of going after servicemembers and their families.

Being as nondescript as possible is a good thing.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 11:58 AM (zyIlW)

444
Dressing men in their 20's is a basic component of their job?

Posted by: SH at August 24, 2015 11:55 AM (gmeXX)

In this case? Yes. This was a high profile event involving Americans receiving an award from the French Government. This impacts US-French relations. Part of their job is to make sure that everything goes smoothly and that proper protocol and etiquette are observed. Helping obtain suits and ties, or at least jackets and slacks, for the three men is perfectly reasonable thing for the State Department to do.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 24, 2015 11:59 AM (OiH3z)

445 Oopsie, I accidentally tweeted your name, description, and intelligence mission to the world. My bad."


Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 24, 2015 11:56 AM (oKE6c)


Moot point.... that info was all in the OPM hacked data anyway...

Posted by: BB Wolf at August 24, 2015 11:59 AM (qh617)

446 So who is destined to have a better season? Tebow or Johnny Football?

Posted by: Fritz at August 24, 2015 12:00 PM (UzPAd)

447 434 >>Freedom Christian Middle School. All three are serious Christians.


So...you're saying it was a religiously motivated attack on a poor, homeless migrant?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2015 11:58 AM (NOIQH)

It's The Crusades all over again!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2015 12:00 PM (2Ojst)

448 Oh for crying out loud... *facepalm* My sainted grandmother wore better dresses to church on any given Sunday. Well that photo explains much.
Posted by: exdem13

Check out the frock that Michelle wore on her way home from vacation. I think that it is her graceful elegance and luminous disposition that really pulls this outfit off.

http://tinyurl.com/n9ohh7g

Posted by: Cheri at August 24, 2015 12:01 PM (oiNtH)

449 When do they get a visit to the White House to celebrate their bravery? Oh, I forgot they are Islamophobes for jumping a guy with an Ak 47 and a pistol and box cutter, just because he "looked like a Muslim" Lawsuits, unlawful assault and battery, and unlawful imprisonment for the Americans is in order most likely upon their return to the U.S.A.

Posted by: blogforce one at August 24, 2015 12:01 PM (G2IJo)

450 "...Never mind that the latter has much great practical applications."
Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 24, 2015 11:48 AM (OiH3z)

The Gracie-influenced Army combatives? Those combatives? Not sure I grasp the practical side of going to ground with an enemy in a combat environment contra everything ever taught by the old SOE and OSS cadres, which teach you that a good way to get killed is to roll around on often rubble-strewn, dangerous ground, wrestling with an enemy who might or might not have a knife or other close weaponand whose buddies might or might not be approaching and looking for the opening to bash your brains in.

Insofar as running is concerned, the amount you described sounds like a bare minimum to me. If you want to fight, you need to be fit. Roadwork is a tried-and-true means ofachieving that end. Of course, I was infantry many years ago but my son, currently an infantryman stationed at Ft. Carson, Colorado, tells me they still emphasize lots of running in the infantry, which--in his case--means running for miles up and downhills with church-steeple pitch.

Posted by: troyriser at August 24, 2015 12:01 PM (Bvf82)

451 With the State Dept doing their damnedest in ensuring Iran gets nukes, them slacking on securing a tie and jacket is a nothingburger.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 12:01 PM (zyIlW)

452
Congratulations to the weak sisters who sold Apple on the low of 92 during this mornings debacle. It's recovered to 107 1/2, up 1 1/2 on the day. Let this be a strong lesson in panic selling, but thank you for filling the volume gap on the low side. You're welcome.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 24, 2015 12:01 PM (OiFtZ)

453 They're blaming the Ambassador and the Embassy for failing in one of the basic components of their job.

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Dressing men in their 20's is a basic component of their job?

Posted by: SH at August 24, 2015 11:55 AM (gmeXX)


Smoothing over the rough spots for Americans abroad is their job. And unlike lobbying for stupid tourists who've gotten caught with drugs or have lost their passports, this would have been an enjoyable task. Embassy staff used to WANT to make their country look good to foreigners; guess that's another thing that's fundamentally changed in the Age of Obama.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at August 24, 2015 12:02 PM (VBbCO)

454
"Obama to send bundler Jane Hartley to Paris"





http://preview.tinyurl.com/qjoueww





Quelle surprise!




I figured as much. It was the safest bet on three planets.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 24, 2015 12:02 PM (oKE6c)

455 >>Monaco.... in Europe... good beaches... and close enough to jump in a car to get to skiing in the French, or Italian Alps....

The flaw in that plan is Europe. Don't want to be in Europe, the next decade is not going to be good to Europe.

I want to be on the beach for the apocalypse with, well you guys, footing my bill.

I promise to enjoy myself for you.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2015 12:02 PM (OGm46)

456 I don't really know the French attitude toward this, they might be utterly unconcerned about attire for la Legion d'Honneur. As far as we know this was perfectly acceptable, even laudable behavior.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2015 12:03 PM (39g3+)

457 >>Check out the frock that Michelle wore on her way home from vacation. I think that it is her graceful elegance and luminous disposition that really pulls this outfit off.

That's STYLE ICON Michelle Obama to you, peasant!!

Posted by: MSM at August 24, 2015 12:03 PM (NOIQH)

458 Or -300, that's still good, right?

Posted by: LII(nvestor) at August 24, 2015 12:04 PM (ZbV+0)

459 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2015 12:04 PM (4dbPD)

460 448 Oh for crying out loud... *facepalm* My sainted grandmother wore better dresses to church on any given Sunday. Well that photo explains much.
Posted by: exdem13

Check out the frock that Michelle wore on her way home from vacation. I think that it is her graceful elegance and luminous disposition that really pulls this outfit off.

http://tinyurl.com/n9ohh7g

Posted by: Cheri at August 24, 2015 12:01 PM (oiNtH)

Number one: Don't EVER mention Mooch and "pulls this outfit off" in the same sentence ever again.

Number two: Looks like the Obama girls inherited Mooch's RBF.

Number three: They all look like a pack of ungrateful brats which, I expect, they actually are.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2015 12:04 PM (2Ojst)

461 SMFH did you see the news article on when the UK reopened their embassy in Tehran. The Iranians left the "Death to England" graffiti on the walls.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 24, 2015 12:04 PM (gPuuk)

462 Again, sending big time donors and supporters to ambassadorial appointments in nice places didn't start with Obama. The difference is that he has incompetent ideologues and zealots as supporter.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2015 12:04 PM (39g3+)

463
I promise to enjoy myself for you.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2015 12:02 PM (OGm

It's called masturbation

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 24, 2015 12:05 PM (QyBQv)

464 I am trying hard to adjust to the idea of Rubio winning the GOP nomination. I'm not there yet, it still really pisses me off, but at least we won't have to listen to Jeb Bush talk anymore (now that he is going to be our new ambassador to someplace where there are no journalists). But I'm for sale! All I want is Ted Cruz to the Supreme Court. That's my price.

Posted by: MTF at August 24, 2015 12:05 PM (TxJGV)

465 you know.....perhaps.....the blame should be placed on hollande for such a rushed ceremony? make an announcement that they will be awarded....but have it at a date that THEIR FAMILIES could attend.....and they could be properly outfitted for the occasion.... good compromise?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 24, 2015 12:05 PM (0O7c5)

466 The ambassador found Minnie Pearl's lost dres...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 24, 2015 12:05 PM (0x/TW)

467 Yeah, I saw that Anna.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 12:05 PM (zyIlW)

468 The gunman reportedly came out of the bathroom, where Hillary kept her second server.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 24, 2015 12:05 PM (4AVeu)

469 400
Its respectful to dress the best you can for a

national ceremony with their heads of state, but they probably wore the

best stuff they had at hand. Its not like they packed a tux for the

ball with Princess Svetlana or something.



Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 24, 2015 11:49 AM (39g3+)
No
one is blaming the men. They're blaming the Ambassador and the Embassy
for failing in one of the basic components of their job.

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Yes, and yes again. If the Embassies and the State Department can't take care of the small image-making stuff like this, how does that reflect on their ability to handle and publicize policy matters, and should we be trusting them to do so?

Posted by: exdem13 at August 24, 2015 12:06 PM (ry4ab)

470 Well if you really wanted to impress the French, you could have sent them buck-naked. Which, with the time difference, they ought to be by now.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 24, 2015 12:06 PM (xq1UY)

471 Roof Koreans

Train Americans

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at August 24, 2015 12:07 PM (7ObY1)

472 A close look at the polos the three Medal recipients are wearing shows that each one is the same shirt with some kind of logo (French flag?) on their right chest; just the colors are different. Also the khakis are very similar. I think someone did try to get them outfitted - or they all coordinated one nice casual outfit for the trip.

Posted by: Edna Mode at August 24, 2015 12:07 PM (dQJCS)

473
Being as nondescript as possible is a good thing.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 24, 2015 11:58 AM (zyIlW)

Their names and faces and hometowns are out there. You think it would be easier for the Muzzies to find them if they were dressed up at an awards ceremony? I don't see how.

Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at August 24, 2015 12:07 PM (u0lmX)

474 Run, corgis! Run like the wind!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 24, 2015 12:08 PM (fFIVI)

475 394 379 State was disappointed that they couldn't get James Taylor scheduled to attend on such short notice.
Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2015 11:47 AM (


What about Yusuf Islam (aka Cat Stevens)?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 24, 2015 11:52 AM (oKE6c)



*sings*

Now I've been crying lately
Thinkin' how I got muzzlethumped
Why won't you let me shoot you?
Why must my jihad be dumped?

Cuz there on the edge of freedom
There rides Kick Ass Train
Oh, American tourists stomped my ass
And left me hog-tied in pain

Posted by: Yusuf Islam at August 24, 2015 12:10 PM (KUa85)

476 465 you know.....perhaps.....the blame should be placed on hollande for such a rushed ceremony? make an announcement that they will be awarded....but have it at a date that THEIR FAMILIES could attend.....and they could be properly outfitted for the occasion.... good compromise?


Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel


Actually, I think it was better to do it like this. These guys are on holiday - they have to go home, they can't just wait around for weeks to get an award. Or go back to the U.S. and then make another trip to France. Maybe the French were actually being considerate (!) in doing things so swiftly. And under the circumstances, being dressed the way they were when they took the asshole down wouldn't be considered déclassé, it's to be expected. That's how I like to think about it, anyway.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at August 24, 2015 12:11 PM (VBbCO)

477 IIRC they are called "frogs".

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 24, 2015 11:36 AM (uhftQ)

Exactly!! Damn, I wracked my brain for 5 minutes before I gave up and called them "thingies" or whatever...

Posted by: Dirty Randy at August 24, 2015 12:11 PM (jjaLl)

478 They bum rushed and hog tied a terrorist, then plugged an injured man's bullet hole with their fingers to stop him from bleeding out. They can wear whatever the fuck they want.

Posted by: not the mama at August 24, 2015 12:11 PM (BP45w)

479 Don't you mean Fall corgis! Fall like the Stock Market?

Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2015 12:11 PM (zt+N6)

480 The Gracie-influenced Army combatives? Those
combatives? Not sure I grasp the practical side of going to ground with
an enemy in a combat environment contra everything ever taught by the
old SOE and OSS cadres, which teach you that a good way to get killed is
to roll around on often rubble-strewn, dangerous ground, wrestling with
an enemy who might or might not have a knife or other close weaponand
whose buddies might or might not be approaching and looking for the
opening to bash your brains in.



Insofar as running is concerned, the amount you described sounds
like a bare minimum to me. If you want to fight, you need to be fit.
Roadwork is a tried-and-true means ofachieving that end. Of course, I
was infantry many years ago but my son, currently an infantryman
stationed at Ft. Carson, Colorado, tells me they still emphasize lots of
running in the infantry, which--in his case--means running for miles up
and downhills with church-steeple pitch.

Posted by: troyriser at August 24, 2015 12:01 PM (Bvf82)

Ground training was always the bare bones beginning of training. Even the combatives instructors would admit that you don't want to go to the ground if you can help it. Starting with ground fighting was chosen because you could focus on a few basic positions and use it to teach concepts like dominance, aggression, etc. The idea was always that you take those concepts and build on them into the standing fight. The problem is that units don't implement the actual full combatives program and incorporate it into their training, but instead make it a check-the-block thing.
As for running, if you want to build up endurance there are far better ways to do it. Road marches, sprints, and shorter distance release runs are a much better way of doing it than long distance formation runs that too many commanders seem to favor. I've seen more soldiers broken by overrunning than by anything else. The former are also skills that you're much more likely to use in combat than the latter.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 24, 2015 12:12 PM (OiH3z)

481 of course if they had waited for a ceremony...the french would chicken out and scrap the whole thing then sue the US for clean up costs of the train....and reparations for the islamic terrorist.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 24, 2015 12:12 PM (0O7c5)

482 Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at August 24, 2015 12:11 PM (VBbCO)

yes.....i think you are right

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 24, 2015 12:13 PM (0O7c5)

483 "Ayoub El-Khazzani emerged, shirtless..."

I wonder why. Was he channelling Sylvester Stallone?



Posted by: Annalucia at August 24, 2015 12:13 PM (a5bF3)

484 448
Oh for crying out loud... *facepalm* My sainted grandmother wore better
dresses to church on any given Sunday. Well that photo explains much.

Posted by: exdem13



Check out the frock that Michelle wore on her way home from
vacation. I think that it is her graceful elegance and luminous
disposition that really pulls this outfit off.



http://tinyurl.com/n9ohh7g


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1. My opinion on the declassé nature of the current Administration is hereby 100% vindicated.
2. That is not a frock, that is a man's shirt elongated to a 16th century chemise.
3. the First Lady could beat the Golfer in Chief in arm wrestling. She could beat me in arm wrestling too, no doubt.
4. Another reason to vote GOP, we don't get a government that resembles Casual Friday or the mail room at any IRS office at the high levels.


Posted by: exdem13 at August 24, 2015 12:15 PM (ry4ab)

485 483 "Ayoub El-Khazzani emerged, shirtless..."

"I wonder why. Was he channelling Sylvester Stallone?"

No. Out of solidarity, he was protesting Mayor DiBlasio's unjust crackdown on topless women in Times Square.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 24, 2015 12:15 PM (4AVeu)

486 481 - That too. Sometimes it's better just to go with your first impulse. At least now there's no chance of French Muslims being able to organize some sort of protest.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at August 24, 2015 12:16 PM (VBbCO)

487 It's not the clothes that make the hero; it's the hero that makes the clothes.


Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at August 24, 2015 12:16 PM (UhRGU)

488 478
They bum rushed and hog tied *and muzzle thumped* a terrorist, then plugged an injured man's
bullet hole with their fingers to stop him from bleeding out. They can
wear whatever the fuck they want.


Posted by: not the mama at August 24, 2015 12:11 PM (BP45w)
oops, forgot the muzzle thumping. They could show up in flip flops for that.

Posted by: not the mama at August 24, 2015 12:16 PM (BP45w)

489 Just wait until these guys get back to their units. The stories they'll tell.

Hint: none of them will say much about the incident itself, but all the booze and pussy they got afterwards.

Posted by: Soona at August 24, 2015 12:18 PM (P25Hh)

490 81
@41 Airborne. The other definition of "red wings."


Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 24, 2015 10:49 AM (xq1UY)

I'll let that pass...this time.Hockeytown, USA!

Posted by: Zombie Terry Sawchuck at August 24, 2015 12:35 PM (hRytD)

491 You should always pack a least one nice outfit, in case someone asks to you to church.

Posted by: Mom at August 24, 2015 01:17 PM (SZa8B)

492 428
Frankly, I'm glad these young men are focused more on being good than looking good.

It's better to look good than to feel good.

Posted by: Fernando Lamas at August 24, 2015 01:41 PM (hRytD)

493 I am the last person to come to Moochelle's defense ... but ... it looks like the photo was taken seconds after dad admonished #1 to straighten up for the cameras. #1 said something sarcastic, dad gave her another "straighten up, young lady," #1 rolled her eyes and mom repressed what she WANTED to say.

That being said: keep some "photo ops" clothes in the helicopter for changing into. Even the Clintons managed to look pulled together for these sorts of things.

Posted by: Lurkette at August 24, 2015 04:14 PM (CgOBQ)

494 I dunno. Casual clothes for a casual thing. We're Americans. This is what we do on vacation. You're the ones who think it's a big deal, France, et al.

Posted by: Richard Aubrey at August 24, 2015 04:16 PM (lePNR)

495 The soldier and the airman are also eligible for the Soldier's Medal which ranks higher than a bronze Star Medal with v device

Posted by: Sgmstv at August 24, 2015 07:19 PM (Kyle9)

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