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Open Thread
Louis Rémy Mignot, "Across the Valley of Pierstown, New York, from a Point above Cascade Hills" (1857)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: BlueStateRebel at August 20, 2015 09:43 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at August 20, 2015 09:45 AM (WDySP)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 09:46 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2015 09:47 AM (oZr5y)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 09:46 AM (gf8BH)
I have never met the friend people are asking for.
Posted by: Austin in TX at August 20, 2015 09:48 AM (lKVc4)
Weasel Zippers
Idol worship much?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 09:48 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Joni Mitchell at August 20, 2015 09:48 AM (oZr5y)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2015 09:51 AM (oZr5y)
Posted by: MTF at August 20, 2015 09:52 AM (TxJGV)
But Mexican are still allowed to sneak in to the USA according to Fredo and the Dems.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 09:53 AM (gf8BH)
DiNozzo! McGee! What are you waiting for? Start looking for servers under that mound!
Posted by: Gibbs at August 20, 2015 09:54 AM (cbfNE)
Donkey show industry hardest hit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2015 09:55 AM (oZr5y)
Posted by: Muldoon's dog, Buckley at August 20, 2015 09:56 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 20, 2015 09:56 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2015 09:56 AM (OSs/l)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 20, 2015 09:56 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: some random meathead at August 20, 2015 09:56 AM (HJqXj)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 20, 2015 09:57 AM (kff5f)
Weekend football threads should start going up in the next couple of weeks.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 20, 2015 09:58 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: mindful webworker - artist in reticence at August 20, 2015 09:58 AM (vDbXI)
US weighs withdrawal of forces from Sinai
Obama administration is concerned about safety of lightly armed US forces as Islamic State-inspired groups become increasingly active.
Hey asshole, ever consider making then NOT LIGHTLY ARMED instead of cutting and running? And maybe stop telling us in the Military here in the USA to hide under our beds?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 09:59 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2015 09:59 AM (JO9+V)
Probably not anymore. That was from over 150 years a go, after all.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 20, 2015 09:59 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: rdbrewer at August 20, 2015 09:59 AM (Iyg03)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 20, 2015 10:00 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 20, 2015 10:00 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 09:53 AM (gf8BH)
==============================
No sneaking involved, it sounds like. Just waved through! Of course most of those folks are trying to be on time for work, so there's that.
Honestly, though, stories like this don't bother me as much as they probably should.
Posted by: MTF at August 20, 2015 10:00 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 10:00 AM (gf8BH)
It is therefore racist.
For the quality of that thought, you need to pay $26,000 a year in tuition.
Posted by: Feh at August 20, 2015 10:00 AM (pUNiT)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 20, 2015 10:00 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: EPA at August 20, 2015 10:00 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Cruzinator at August 20, 2015 10:01 AM (cJswI)
Where's Vic? Shd we send out a search party?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 20, 2015 10:01 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 09:53 AM (gf8BH)
People still do this? Go to TJ? Why? I did a 90 Day TAD as Shore Patrol at San Ysidro back around '97, that turned me off from the place permanently. I can't imagine what a shithole that place is now.
Posted by: Country Singer, now with slightly improved ticker at August 20, 2015 10:01 AM (nL0sw)
Yeah, I'm a little worried. It's reminding me of when backhoe went silent...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 20, 2015 10:02 AM (2l5vw)
Posted by: Garrett at August 20, 2015 10:02 AM (rb6AO)
Any road named after Obama will be just like all of those roads currently named Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd.
Filled with drugs, gang activity and prostitution.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 20, 2015 10:02 AM (4AVeu)
Hate to say it but NY state is way more beautiful than Texas .
Posted by: Cruzinator at August 20, 2015 10:02 AM (cJswI)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 20, 2015 10:03 AM (kff5f)
"Florida City Votes To Rename Old Dixie Hwy To President Barack Obama Hwy"
Any road named after Obama will be just like all of those roads currently named Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd.
Filled with drugs, gang activity and prostitution.
you can call it Old Dick See highway
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 20, 2015 10:03 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 20, 2015 10:04 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 20, 2015 10:04 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2015 10:04 AM (OSs/l)
He lived without grace and he will die the same way.
Posted by: Garrett at August 20, 2015 10:04 AM (rb6AO)
I did not know that.
/johnny carson voice
Posted by: Feh at August 20, 2015 10:04 AM (pUNiT)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 20, 2015 10:04 AM (4AVeu)
Okay, I'll play.
"You said 'Finger Lakes region' twice."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 20, 2015 10:04 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 20, 2015 10:05 AM (iQIUe)
Breitbart crashes my computer. Quick recap?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2015 09:51 AM
1. Trump uses "anchor babies" in a sentence.
2. Reporter tells him that term is mean and cruel and Unfair!!11!! to our Undocumented Friends Searching For A Better Life.
3. Trump asks reporter what term he suggests teh Donald should use.
4. Reporter spouts off some PC weasel-worded non-specific (and incorrect) term.
5. Trump says "thank you. I'll just call them Anchor Babies."
6. The end.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2015 10:05 AM (0atQl)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 20, 2015 10:05 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2015 10:06 AM (sPO3u)
Love the Finger Lakes.
Used to visit them with my little sister.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 20, 2015 10:06 AM (rb6AO)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 20, 2015 10:06 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Draki at August 20, 2015 10:06 AM (B/g/s)
Yes, I frequently type things abysmally
Have you been to any place in NY that wasn't NYC?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2015 10:07 AM (OSs/l)
P.S. Haven't checked on Google Earth yet, but isn't that the site of the Pierstown Mall?
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2015 10:07 AM (0atQl)
Everyone knows that you should have medical directives, living wills, and the such in case you are incapacitated and someone needs to make medical decisions for you. This is very important.
Even more important is an Ace of Spades HQ directive, so that when you are incapacitated, your loved ones know to come and post your status here, so the Horde will know.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 20, 2015 10:07 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 09:46 AM (gf8BH)
I have never met the friend people are asking for.
Posted by: Austin in TX
They are like Little Johnny from the jokes.
You really don't want to meet them.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2015 10:07 AM (LImvu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2015 10:08 AM (OSs/l)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at August 20, 2015 10:08 AM (RD7QR)
2. Reporter tells him that term is mean and cruel and Unfair!!11!! to our Undocumented Friends Searching For A Better Life.
3. Trump asks reporter what term he suggests teh Donald should use.
4. Reporter spouts off some PC weasel-worded non-specific (and incorrect) term.
5. Trump says "thank you. I'll just call them Anchor Babies."
6. The end.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2015 10:05 AM (0atQl)
I like the anchor baby term, it's easily understood. Though, what would the legal term be used for them? Alien baby born in America? too long...
Posted by: Draki at August 20, 2015 10:08 AM (B/g/s)
Used to visit them with my little sister.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 20, 2015 10:06 AM (rb6AO)
___________________________
During the wet season?
Posted by: Jared at August 20, 2015 10:08 AM (4AVeu)
Posted by: LochLomondFarms at August 20, 2015 10:09 AM (V9km4)
Posted by: Bigby's Snake handling Hands at August 20, 2015 10:09 AM (9dwWF)
Though, what would the legal term be used for them? Alien baby born in
America? too long... Posted by: Draki at August 20, 2015 10:08 AM
"Illegal alien" kinda covers it all, IMO.
Except in California, of course.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2015 10:09 AM (0atQl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2015 10:07 AM (OSs/l)
Oh. I thought you were going to follow up with, "Yes, I really like the Finger Lakes region."
And, no, I haven't. What, you expect me to know what I'm talking about before I issue snark? When did that become a requirement?
Actually, I'll say that I've been many beautiful places (none in NY), and I still love Texas more.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 20, 2015 10:09 AM (kff5f)
I've seriously made arrangements for my online communities to be notified if something happens. It's no different than letting offline friends know when something's up.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 20, 2015 10:10 AM (2l5vw)
Where else you gonna see The Donkey show? Or ping pong ball cooter shooter?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2015 10:10 AM (LImvu)
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Also, burn everything in the red safe.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at August 20, 2015 10:10 AM (WDySP)
Starting late Wednesday, pedestrians going to Tijuana from San Diego at the San Ysidro crossing must choose between a line for Mexicans who get waved through, and a line for foreigners who must show a passport, fill out a form and - if staying more than a week - pay 322 pesos, or roughly $20, for a six-month permit.
Posted by: Che Guevara at August 20, 2015 10:10 AM (e8kgV)
***
Judging from the sheer numbers I'd go with "Foreign Legion"
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 20, 2015 10:10 AM (NeFrd)
Impossibru!!!
Does this fall under the prohibition against quoting trolls?
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at August 20, 2015 10:11 AM (UPYPp)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Also, ignore the historical significance of the Dixie Highway as a precursor to the Interstate System? Raycyssty CBFs, etc, notwithstanding, the Dixie Highway was a major and important step in developing modern highway systems in this country.
Plus, it helped all the carpetbaggers get to Florida faster. ;-)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, wondering why certain officials aren't imprisoned at August 20, 2015 10:11 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2015 10:12 AM (yQtWA)
Well, NY City has the Beers and the Queers.
Upstate has the Steers.
You should feel right at home.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 20, 2015 10:12 AM (rb6AO)
I wonder why there isn't something similar on the other side?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2015 10:13 AM (LImvu)
Posted by: Shecky Greene at August 20, 2015 10:14 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 20, 2015 10:14 AM (NeFrd)
Here's my Iowa State Fair report for Fenelon:
The fair was great! The best part was the Ultimate Bacon Brisket Bomb:
http://is.gd/i4tSZB but the craft beer tent was great, too.
The
worst part was it was really hot and humid and the youngest nephew kind
of melted down about mid-afternoon so they had to leave early.
We
skipped all the political stuff. We saw cameras and state troopers and I
thought I saw Gov. Branstad, but I couldn't see who they were with.
Later learned the only candidate who was there the day I was was
Guliani. I'd definitely shake his hand sometime if the opportunity
presents, but maybe not wait in the hot sun to not see him over the
people in front of me.
Oh, and there was a No Labels booth in the Varied Industries building. I laughed at it.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 20, 2015 10:14 AM (/kI1Q)
Was the only Hudson River painter born in the South. Somehow the Yankees let him slip by..,
And RD how did you not know Colonel Meow was dead?!
*mourns all over again*
Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2015 10:14 AM (EwpXn)
That would be racist and cruel.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at August 20, 2015 10:15 AM (UPYPp)
And, according to what Scott Adams ("Dilbert") wrote a week or two back, the Trump has just anchored "anchor babies" into the political discussion, making it a safe topic to discuss.
Posted by: LochLomondFarms at August 20, 2015 10:15 AM (V9km4)
Posted by: rdbrewer at August 20, 2015 10:15 AM (Iyg03)
Posted by: Anti-Static Dryer Balls at August 20, 2015 10:15 AM (u5gzz)
It was one diamond too many and I decided to see if I could do something about it.
I experimented with Opera browser encoding for this page and when set to "Windows-1252," instead of the diamond, I now get a properly accented é! I am amazed. Noting it for the AoSHQ Commenter's Survival Guide.
I wonder if Opera will hold that setting across other acecomments.mu.nu pages. Ah, the challenging game of Pixyland!
Oh, but it won't let me post at that setting. Siiiigh.
Posted by: mindful webworker - artist in reticence at August 20, 2015 10:16 AM (vDbXI)
****
Except (oddly enough) for the marked paucity over on the left side of the picture. Could be trouble.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 20, 2015 10:16 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 20, 2015 10:17 AM (NeFrd)
The last time it was weaker than this was March 2013.
Posted by: Gordon Gecko at August 20, 2015 10:17 AM (e8kgV)
THAT is why Trump has support. He can do things no other candidate would dare try.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2015 10:18 AM (LImvu)
The last time it was weaker than this was March 2013.
There goes Recovery Summer VI
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2015 10:18 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Penfold at August 20, 2015 10:18 AM (Fbt5B)
Posted by: Fritz at August 20, 2015 10:18 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 20, 2015 10:19 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Draki at August 20, 2015 10:19 AM (B/g/s)
There are so many beautiful places in NY. It's tragic that it's run by shit-heads.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 20, 2015 10:19 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 20, 2015 10:20 AM (zOTsN)
*furiously scribbling notes*
Posted by: Walker,Cruz,Fiorina,Carson,Rubio,Perry,Jeb... at August 20, 2015 10:20 AM (HJqXj)
He refuses to lend PC legitimacy. He's doing what we should have been doing for decades.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 20, 2015 10:20 AM (2l5vw)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2015 10:20 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 20, 2015 10:20 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Colin at August 20, 2015 10:21 AM (vIeIs)
Posted by: ThunderB at August 20, 2015 10:21 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 20, 2015 10:19 AM (/kI1Q)
I'm sure there are. I've just only been to NY once- and that was to NYC.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 20, 2015 10:21 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 20, 2015 10:21 AM (F26eZ)
Non-zero chance I personally know his doctor. My brother's BiL works at MD Anderson.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 20, 2015 10:22 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2015 10:13 AM
Haven't been to TJ in maybe 30 years, and will probably go to the grave without going again.
Dirty, dusty, smelly, unattractive place with lots of cheaply-made crap for sale. Faramcias for Gringos who want Rx drugs without the Rx. I've heard -- but don't know for a fact -- that hookers are plentiful, along with all kinds of bizarre "adult" entertainment.
Did I mention dirty?
Until I went to Mexico City and Puebla later, I thought all of Mexico was an open sewer. Now I know that only the cities are open sewers.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2015 10:23 AM (0atQl)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 20, 2015 10:23 AM (3pRHP)
he is getting treatment in Houston at MD Anderson, raditation therapy. May be dead in weeks
Hopefully he is prepping for his final discussion with the Big Jew.
Posted by: Walker,Cruz,Fiorina,Carson,Rubio,Perry,Jeb... at August 20, 2015 10:23 AM (HJqXj)
Posted by: Jeffrey Carter (@pointsnfigures) at August 20, 2015 10:23 AM (LnE5F)
Posted by: some random meathead at August 20, 2015 10:24 AM (HJqXj)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 20, 2015 10:19 AM (/kI1Q)
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No shit. Though DeBlasio only rules NYC, he acts like the State is his bitch. While I am not a fan of Cuomo, Cuomo has told DeBlasio to GFH several times, particularly over charter schools. I shudder at the thought of DeBlasio in any office higher than mayor, he has already screwed NYC up and seems content to keep screwing it up until it resembles Detroit on a bad day.
Posted by: Penfold at August 20, 2015 10:24 AM (Fbt5B)
DiNozzo! McGee! What are you waiting for? Start looking for servers under that mound
Waiting on RIba, Boss.
Posted by: Fox2! at August 20, 2015 10:25 AM (brIR5)
South Korea says it exchanged fire with North at border
http://is.gd/T5V0aX
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 20, 2015 10:25 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 10:25 AM (2Ojst)
I would like to see upstate New York someday.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 20, 2015 10:25 AM (LA7Cm)
DiNozzo! McGee! What are you waiting for? Start looking for servers under that mound
Waiting on Ziva, Boss.
FIFM
Posted by: Fox2! at August 20, 2015 10:26 AM (brIR5)
All I can say is: 'bout time the Norks had fire!
Maybe they'll discover "food" next.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2015 10:27 AM (0atQl)
*tweet*
*throws flag*
No actual picture *of* Kate Upton in a link suggesting it is a picture of Kate Upton. 10 yard penalty and loss of down.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 20, 2015 10:27 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 20, 2015 10:28 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 20, 2015 10:28 AM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 10:29 AM (2Ojst)
Third is reviewing the protocols, just in case. Academy seniors are drawing lots to see who is in the honor guard.
Posted by: Fox2! at August 20, 2015 10:29 AM (brIR5)
Posted by: Garrett at August 20, 2015 10:29 AM (rb6AO)
You forgot, what's the term? Porn buddy?
-
Long ago, in another millennium, one of the most active regular commenters on CompuServe Religion Forum was a certain elderly Texas Baptist preacher (also AF vet and scientist).
One day, he went dark. Then, after a few weeks, he showed up again, more powered to preach than ever, I noticed.
Then suddenly he disappeared again, and we got one last sad message from his account, his daughter announcing that he had died.
He'd never said a word about his health, but obviously that last burst was him doing his gospel best on his way out. You are not forgotten, Dr Jerry.
Friends known only through text are sometimes closer than the ones in the flesh.
Posted by: mindful webworker - artist in ratty pants at August 20, 2015 10:30 AM (vDbXI)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 20, 2015 10:30 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 20, 2015 10:31 AM (F26eZ)
I would recommend Watkins Glen.
http://is.gd/Rqq095
And the Thousand Islands.
http://is.gd/0eVHYO
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 20, 2015 10:31 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2015 10:31 AM (EwpXn)
Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2015 10:31 AM (EwpXn)
That's just mean.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 10:32 AM (2Ojst)
Kate Upton in a P51
Posted by: Jeffrey Carter (@pointsnfigures) at August 20, 2015 10:23 AM (LnE5F)
Couldn't get the image or video to load for me. You sure have a shit-load of scripts on that page, and I wasn't about to "enable this" and "enable that" at random until I found the one that freed the Upton-ness.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2015 10:32 AM (yQtWA)
We ended up on a two day trip to malls to buy baby clothes for a girl (after 3 grandsons).
Posted by: jwest at August 20, 2015 10:32 AM (P/xrJ)
stormish. Rolling thunder and intermittent rain yesterday, rolling
thunder and constant rain today. Much more rain than the storm everyone
was freaking out about last month.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 20, 2015 10:30 AM (GDulk)
Yes, all the rain we didn't get since the end of June just showed up this morning.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2015 10:32 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 20, 2015 10:33 AM (F26eZ)
I'm ready to bitch slap some clergy. Again, you have these young hip white pastors who are claiming that Sandra Bland was murdered. I expect better from educated people and I expect religious people not to lie.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 20, 2015 10:34 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: @votermom at August 20, 2015 10:34 AM (cbfNE)
Heaven help you if you ended up behind someone with a baby stroller.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 20, 2015 10:35 AM (F26eZ)
The problem with NY is that it is full of New Yorkers.
But they have good pizza, so I guess we're stuck with them.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at August 20, 2015 10:35 AM (UPYPp)
Posted by: some random meathead at August 20, 2015 10:35 AM (HJqXj)
*tweet*
*throws flag*
No actual picture *of* Kate Upton in a link suggesting it is a picture of Kate Upton. 10 yard penalty and loss of down.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 20, 2015 10:27 AM (kff5f)
Pick up the flag and play the video at the top of the blog post at the link. Kate makes an appearance at the end of the video. [Insert sexual innuendo regarding Kate here]
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at August 20, 2015 10:35 AM (RD7QR)
Yes, it's Toledo Bend only with mountains and streams and trees other than pines.
Posted by: Cruzinator at August 20, 2015 10:35 AM (cJswI)
If your kids don't want them, I'll take them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPE3p4kLgL8
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 20, 2015 10:35 AM (/kI1Q)
Always wanted to see Watkins Glen, HR. Mainly for the race track, but I've been told the town is worth seeing as well.
Sadly, most race tracks are not located in places renowned for charm and beauty (think: Daytona Beach, Phoenix Int'l Raceway, etc.), but the Glen is an exception.
I feel the same way about the track in Elkhart Lake, WI, which I have been fortunate enough to see and drive on.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2015 10:36 AM (0atQl)
I got there first thing in the morning, it wasn't bad.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 20, 2015 10:38 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at August 20, 2015 10:39 AM (u0lmX)
Posted by: mindful webworker - roll out the barrel at August 20, 2015 10:39 AM (vDbXI)
I did the Bobby Rahal school at Laguna Seca on the Monterey peninsula. It's pretty nice there.
Posted by: jwest at August 20, 2015 10:39 AM (P/xrJ)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at August 20, 2015 10:39 AM (u0lmX)
Posted by: JTB at August 20, 2015 10:40 AM (FvdPb)
gonna be polite
Posted by: ThunderB at August 20, 2015 10:20 AM (zOTsN)
After he dies will they still provide Secret Service for the wife?
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 20, 2015 10:40 AM (R8hU8)
Nice country.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2015 10:41 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Cruzinator at August 20, 2015 10:02 AM (cJswI)
________
Most of TX is flat as fuck and boring.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 10:42 AM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at August 20, 2015 10:39 AM (u0lmX)
We don't know. He's been AWOL for a couple of days (how long since we last got the Vic Morning News?)
Posted by: @votermom at August 20, 2015 10:43 AM (cbfNE)
the blog post at the link. Kate makes an appearance at the end of the
video. [Insert sexual innuendo regarding Kate here]
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at August 20, 2015 10:35 AM (RD7QR)
No, Allen G. is right. Too much cruft on that web page. I don't know if he runs a script blocker, but being a cautious surfer, I do (and it helps many pages load faster). When the content is itself part of one of those blocked scripts, I can't see it. And I've seen enough pics and videos of Kate Upton, that I am not going to waste time serially enabling scripts on a list that is longer than my screen is tall. If the dude can't build a clean web page, or link to a clean copy of the video, too effing bad.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2015 10:44 AM (yQtWA)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 10:45 AM (0LHZx)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2015 10:45 AM (lFi5f)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 20, 2015 10:46 AM (2cS/G)
See WZ for him shooting down PS reporter.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 20, 2015 10:46 AM (lKSyl)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 20, 2015 10:46 AM (iQIUe)
Oh yeah, this should go well.
"After the agreements are made, China will share intelligence with
the US and Australia, which will also offer information to their
enforcement agencies to conduct further investigations," Zhang said.
"Once law enforcement officers in the US and Australia identify
illegal funds, they will immediately initiate judicial procedures to
freeze and confiscate those criminal proceeds in their countries."
More than half the known corrupt Chinese officials have transferred
their illegal assets offshore and escaped to the US, Canada and
Australia to avoid punishment, the Ministry of Public Security said."
They came to the right place.
Posted by: some random meathead at August 20, 2015 10:46 AM (HJqXj)
Posted by: jwest at August 20, 2015 10:39 AM
Yup, that one qualifies for the "beauty spot" list. And it's a helluva track...not for fraidy-cats.
I have often regretted that you can't see much scenery while on certain tracks (yeah, you shouldn't be looking at the posies while on a track, but you know what I mean). I've been to Laguna Seca maybe ten times, Elkhart Lake a time or two less, which gave me time to sight-see in between the fun bits.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2015 10:47 AM (0atQl)
#BlackLiesMatter
Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 20, 2015 10:48 AM (lKSyl)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 20, 2015 10:48 AM (DGrkU)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 10:42 AM (0LHZx)
I think you have mistaken Texas for your wife.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2015 10:48 AM (JO9+V)
If my log is correct, the last time was the 13th. That's a week, which is getting toward Time to Worry.
Posted by: mindful webworker - blog heap o'links? at August 20, 2015 10:49 AM (vDbXI)
He broke through the color barrier in the race-baiting and grievance-mongering industries.
Posted by: some random meathead at August 20, 2015 10:49 AM (HJqXj)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 10:42 AM (0LHZx)
I think you have mistaken Texas for your wife.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2015 10:48 AM (JO9+V)
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Oh man knee slapper. Wow. Funny shit dude.
Now back to reality...TX is flat as fuck and boring.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 10:50 AM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2015 10:48 AM (JO9+V)
touche
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 10:50 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 20, 2015 10:34 AM (iQIUe)
These days, our spiritual betters feel the need to abuse the truth in an effort to advance SOCIAL JUSTICE. There is a convoluted logic in play in that, OK, Bland was not murdered, but, other Black women in police custody have been killed by the police, so therefore, it is acceptable to keep pushing a false narrative. That's why giant belligerent aggressive thug, Mike Brown, will always be portrayed as a a sweet pudgy teen, etc.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 20, 2015 10:50 AM (kXoT0)
http://is.gd/ce4giZ
cmon - everything sucks, let it go for a sec. You'll thank me.
Posted by: Bigby's Counting Fingers at August 20, 2015 10:50 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 10:50 AM
And New York and California aren't.
Where would you rather live?
Hint: Texas.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2015 10:51 AM (0atQl)
I have found more and more people cant be bothered with what at one time was considered decent human behavior. As note, when someone is sick or died, you inform people. You receive a gift, you send a thank you card so at least the person knows you have received it. About 15 years ago, I had a lot of "millennial" friends in their mid to late 20s and they were notoriously bad at this shit.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 20, 2015 10:51 AM (iQIUe)
M.I.S. is in the beautiful Irish Hills (kind of like a "finger lake region" IYKWIM) of SE Michigan, and for most of a race week it gets ugly as hell.
Summit Point WV, just about 50 miles from DC, is very nice country. But to get there from Ahia, you have to go through Maryland. And you'll get a ticket.
Come to think on it, Mid-Ohio is interesting. Real close to the ridge that separates the part of Ohio that's really New England from the part that's really Indiana. Plan on camping though; it's two hours from anywhere. When you are done subtracting the parts of Ohio that are really PA, IN, KY and WV, there's not much left. And I'm in the part that's really Michigan. Doubly cursed, you might say.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 20, 2015 10:52 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: A Braying Jackass at August 20, 2015 10:52 AM (HJqXj)
http://is.gd/T5V0aX
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 20, 2015 10:25 AM (/kI1Q)
Well, at least the Norks have it now. Wonder what South Korea got in exchange....
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at August 20, 2015 10:52 AM (wKcQA)
I keep running across your email, thinking, "I really need to reply," and then getting disfarcted. It's been a busy year. Illness. Death in the fam. Lying around in front of the electric fan trying to survive 100° days...
Nice to see you!
Posted by: mindful webworker - waves hello at August 20, 2015 10:53 AM (vDbXI)
Cultural appropriation is permitted if you're community organizin', Yo.
Posted by: Fritz at August 20, 2015 10:53 AM (UzPAd)
Everything I'm reading suggests that the judge is going to smack Goodell soooooo hard.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 20, 2015 10:54 AM (JtwS4)
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Does it lead to the dump or the jail?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 20, 2015 10:54 AM (lKSyl)
#BlackLiesMatter
Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 20, 2015 10:48 AM (lKSyl)
Let's face the other truth
#BlackLiesPayzDayumGood, White got an Oprah Winfrey scholarship and other bennies.
By the by, I can't recall ever hearing of an actual Black person named by actual Black parents who was named Shaun. LaShawn maybe, but, Shaun using an Irish spelling?
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 20, 2015 10:54 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 10:50 AM
And New York and California aren't.
Where would you rather live?
Hint: Texas.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2015 10:51 AM (0atQl)
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As it is, CA and NY are a lot more beautiful than TX. That doesn't make TX a worse place to live, but if we're talking simply aesthetics, TX is kinda ugly. Not sure why you are so offended by this.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 10:54 AM (0LHZx)
I keep running across your email, thinking, "I really need to reply," and then getting disfarcted. It's been a busy year. Illness. Death in the fam. Lying around in front of the electric fan trying to survive 100° days...
Nice to see you!
Posted by: mindful webworker - waves hello at August 20, 2015 10:53 AM (vDbXI)
Hey, Mindful, hope you are well now. Sorry to hear about the illness and death. I've dropped in twice this week to chat about Hillary, etc..
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 20, 2015 10:57 AM (kXoT0)
It was good for business while it lasted.
Posted by: jwest at August 20, 2015 10:57 AM (P/xrJ)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 20, 2015 10:57 AM (ucDmr)
Nice.
How 'bout pretty girl swims with Great White shark?
http://www.theinertia.com/surf/beautiful-girl-swims-with-great-white-shark/
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 20, 2015 10:58 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 10:54 AM (0LHZx)
Well if you are from Texas , no explanation is necessary, and if you are not then no explanation is sufficient.
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 20, 2015 10:58 AM (R8hU8)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 20, 2015 10:25 AM (LA7Cm)
I went to Lake George one time. It was pretty.
But I prefer Colorado.
Posted by: Lea at August 20, 2015 10:58 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Country Singer, now with slightly improved ticker at August 20, 2015 10:58 AM (nL0sw)
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Does it lead to the dump or the jail?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 20, 2015 10:54 AM (lKSyl)
I love Florida, so I double facepalm when stupid shit like this happens. Then again, it's not like we're the only state to do this.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 10:58 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 10:50 AM
And New York and California aren't.
Where would you rather live?
Hint: Texas.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2015 10:51 AM (0atQl)
____________
As it is, CA and NY are a lot more beautiful than TX. That doesn't
make TX a worse place to live, but if we're talking simply aesthetics,
TX is kinda ugly. Not sure why you are so offended by this.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 10:54 AM (0LHZx)
*looks at pictures of Palo Duro Canyon*
I think I've found the source of your confusion between Texas and your wife. Sorry.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2015 10:59 AM (JO9+V)
Does it lead to the dump or the jail?>>>
It leads to a large hole in the ground that giant dump trucks try to fill with money.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 20, 2015 11:00 AM (aVYsC)
But I prefer Colorado.
Posted by: Lea at August 20, 2015 10:58 AM (lIU4e)
Every time I see someone post about Lake George, I think they're talking about the one in Colorado. Which is more of a large-ish pond, really.
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at August 20, 2015 11:00 AM (wKcQA)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 20, 2015 11:00 AM (ucDmr)
Carter
says his only regret is not getting more helicopters to rescure the Iranian hostages
says if he did he would have gotten a second term
totally blowing off the horrrible horrible economy, huge gas lines, etc etc etc
delusional
Posted by: ThunderB at August 20, 2015 11:00 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 20, 2015 11:00 AM (lKSyl)
I think I've found the source of your confusion between Texas and your wife.
The big gash?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2015 11:01 AM (lFi5f)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 20, 2015 11:00 AM (ucDmr)
I think at that age I'd say f*ck it, just keep the Demerol coming.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 11:01 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Buzzsaw
*snickers* Funny, that.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, wondering why certain officials aren't imprisoned at August 20, 2015 11:01 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 20, 2015 10:51 AM (iQIUe)
Yep, recently attended a wedding. Wrote a nice check and gave the bride a nice shower gift and no thank you. I remember feverishly writing thank you notes after my wedding, and all the following funerals: my parents', my in-laws, my sister-in-law's and my husband's funeral.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 20, 2015 11:02 AM (kXoT0)
In May.
If you have some old maps and a lot of patience, it's possible to travel the whole path of I-75 on Old Dixie Highways. Like driving state routes in the West, it's a real revelation on the history of road building. Until WV finished it's turnpike, they used to boast of the beauty of driving their back roads. But they were front roads then.
Of course, the real center of the US is near Lima, Ohio, where Dixie Highway crosses the Lincoln. Both built with no federal funds. Crapo Durant, Chambers of Commerce, Old Hank and his arm-twistin' camper buddies, yes, but no actual US taxpayer funds.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 20, 2015 11:02 AM (xq1UY)
Oh, absolutely. I love the West and could never live anywhere else. But, I haven't been able to see much of the East and I think there are a few spots I'd like to get to. Apart from Upper NY, I would like to visit North Carolina and Maine too.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 20, 2015 11:02 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2015 11:03 AM (lFi5f)
Wow couldn't do that
Posted by: Bigby's Counting Fingers at August 20, 2015 11:03 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Buzzsaw
*snickers* Funny, that.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, wondering why certain officials aren't imprisoned at August 20, 2015 11:01 AM (/Ho8c)
New sign manufacture and installation will be awarded in a no-bid contract to a local pol's brother-in-law at a cost to the taxpayers of $50 million. The project will take at least three years.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 11:03 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 20, 2015 11:03 AM (2l5vw)
Summit Point and Mid-Ohio are on my "wish I could have gone" list. From experience, I can tell you there's nice scenery around VIR (Danville, VA), though.
Still, the majority of American tracks are not in areas I'd seek out for vacation (Fontana, CA? Really?), which has always disappointed me in a selfish way.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2015 11:04 AM (0atQl)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 20, 2015 11:03 AM (2l5vw)
Who says they're not one and the same? He is very progressive, after all.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 11:04 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 20, 2015 10:58 AM (R8hU
Same for Oklahoma, people think it's still an ugly dust bowl. But, hey, if it keeps people with ugly Liberal hears and minds away, I have no problem with that.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 20, 2015 11:04 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at August 20, 2015 11:06 AM (wKcQA)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 20, 2015 11:06 AM (ucDmr)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Drone-Munition-1.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2015 11:07 AM (Jwyij)
I was out for a while. Thanks for the fair report. That brisket bomb sounds great as does the chocolate caramel thing underneath in in the photos
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2015 11:07 AM (OSs/l)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 10:00 AM (gf8BH)
Carter is going to fight this cancer because one of his dreams have not yet been realized. The destruction of Israel. Obambi has given him hope and a reason to live.
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at August 20, 2015 11:07 AM (JOG+K)
http://tinyurl.com/oe7jr6g
Posted by: lindafell de Spair @ San Jacinto at August 20, 2015 11:08 AM (xVgrA)
Though NY is beautiful, Texas does have more variety of landscape than NY. Scrub brush, cactus and mesas is beautiful in its own right. The Hill Country around Austin is nice and the forests and rolling hills of East Texas are aesthetically pleasing.
Posted by: Cruzinator at August 20, 2015 11:08 AM (cJswI)
Amen.
Texas sucks. Stay away. If here, go home.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2015 11:08 AM (lFi5f)
Here in the Black Swamp, we like to tell the Californians that we have some pretty nice days in between tornadoes. It's working so far. There's a reason you can't see much from the James W. Shocknessy Turnpike.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 20, 2015 11:08 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at August 20, 2015 11:07 AM (JOG+K)
Ah, I remember hopes and dreams. None of them were evil, however.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 11:09 AM (2Ojst)
But yeah, he's a clown and there is no movement and we won't be able to win because blah blah blah.
"I am Batman."
Trump
2016
Posted by: prescient11 at August 20, 2015 11:09 AM (q5APL)
Yep, recently attended a wedding. Wrote a nice check and gave the bride a nice shower gift and no thank you. I remember feverishly writing thank you notes after my wedding, and all the following funerals: my parents', my in-laws, my sister-in-law's and my husband's funeral.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 20, 2015 11:02 AM (kXoT0)
+++++++
I put a wedding gift in a co worker's office and when I returned from lunch, there was a thank you card on my desk. She told me she carried them around with her so she cd do them immediately, no procrastination, and they wd be personal since the gift was right in front of her.
It seemed smart to me.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 20, 2015 11:09 AM (iQIUe)
That would be called Obamacare and the Independent Payment Advisory Board (IPAB)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 20, 2015 11:09 AM (dQJCS)
Posted by: Cruzinator at August 20, 2015 11:09 AM (cJswI)
That would be called Obamacare and the Independent Payment Advisory Board (IPAB)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 20, 2015 11:09 AM (dQJCS)
That's for the peasants, not the political and economic elites.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 11:10 AM (2Ojst)
If anyone is traveling through Lima, try the Old City Prime, an honest to god Chop House.
Tableside caesar salad, serious steaks, decent sea food and all in a town you would never expect to have anything more than Arby's.
Posted by: jwest at August 20, 2015 11:10 AM (P/xrJ)
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at August 20, 2015 11:07 AM (JOG+K)
I have always been mesmerized by the media's inability to report on his Antisemitism.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 20, 2015 11:11 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: prescient11 at August 20, 2015 11:09 AM (q5APL)
Only 30k? That's a Junior High football stadium in Bama.
Posted by: Country Singer, now with slightly improved ticker at August 20, 2015 11:11 AM (nL0sw)
At 90 you are no longer effective.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2015 11:11 AM (lFi5f)
I thought Pennsylvania was really gorgeous, NY didn't really make an impression. Also Virginia.
Posted by: Lea at August 20, 2015 11:11 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 20, 2015 11:11 AM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 20, 2015 11:12 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2015 11:12 AM (Jwyij)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2015 11:12 AM (lFi5f)
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at August 20, 2015 11:13 AM (wKcQA)
Now, now let's not exaggerate. It's 20,000. 22,500 at SRO capacity.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2015 11:14 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: logprof at August 20, 2015 11:14 AM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 20, 2015 11:14 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at August 20, 2015 11:00 AM (wKcQA)
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When I think if Lake George (NY version) I imagine a sort of giant wet parking lot. Go a little bit further north into the park and the landscape is spectacular.
Posted by: MTF at August 20, 2015 11:14 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 20, 2015 11:14 AM (GdFQh)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 20, 2015 11:14 AM (dQJCS)
Is that painting the border crossing, cause I see no fence.
Pretty funny article topping drudge about mexico not wanting criminals from US coming into their country. If only the
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2015 11:15 AM (ODxAs)
I put a wedding gift in a co worker's office and when I returned from lunch, there was a thank you card on my desk. She told me she carried them around with her so she cd do them immediately, no procrastination, and they wd be personal since the gift was right in front of her.
It seemed smart to me.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 20, 2015 11:09 AM (iQIUe)
Good for her! I sat on a plane with Tom Coburn when he was still a Congressman. He politely asked me if I, a complete stranger, would mind if he worked on his thank you notes while we chatted. If you donated to his campaigns you got a handwritten thank you note. President Bush the Senior is famous for his gracious thank you notes. When I retired last year, I sent thank you emails and handwritten notes to certain members of my management team.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 20, 2015 11:15 AM (kXoT0)
check and gave the bride a nice shower gift and no thank you. I
remember feverishly writing thank you notes after my wedding, and all
the following funerals: my parents', my in-laws, my sister-in-law's and
my husband's funeral.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 20, 2015 11:02 AM (kXoT0)
When someone very close to me died, one of the most difficult burdens I carried around for a while was how and when to write thank you cards. I never did. I still feel bad about it, and I hope people were understanding, but it was weighing on me nearly every day, and I could not bring myself to do it.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2015 11:16 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 11:16 AM (0LHZx)
Donald Trump and I have a lot in common. He loves beautiful women and so do I. Unfortunately, his selections slightly surpass mine. I'm not bitter or consider it class privilege, it's simply a fact of life. Roll with it!
Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 20, 2015 11:16 AM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Nutsy the Buzzard at August 20, 2015 11:17 AM (Z3HgI)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at August 20, 2015 11:17 AM (RD7QR)
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Um, ok. I guess that's why the whole middle of Texas is called the "Hill Country." And most of west Texas is covered in around 40 mountain ranges, including parts of the Rockies.
Sure some parts are flat, but most of Texas is actually pretty Hilly.
Posted by: lindafell de Spair @ San Jacinto at August 20, 2015 11:17 AM (xVgrA)
And gallop terribly against each other's bodies."
Bama and Texas can justifiably stake a claim for football madness, but the original OMG anti-football POS was written about Martins Ferry, Ohio...
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 20, 2015 11:18 AM (xq1UY)
Less than 10% can name both their US Senators.
End result....President Obama.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 11:18 AM (0LHZx)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2015 11:16 AM (TOk1P)
Forgive yourself, sometimes it's just too hard to find the words after such a death. However, a thank you for wedding gifts is MANDATORY, IMHO.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 20, 2015 11:18 AM (kXoT0)
The most interesting man in the world.........
.....calls Trump for vacation ideas.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2015 11:19 AM (lFi5f)
Sure some parts are flat, but most of Texas is actually pretty Hilly.
Posted by: lindafell de Spair @ San Jacinto at August 20, 2015 11:17 AM (xVgrA)
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LOL...Hill Country. Yeah it's literally a couple of hills. We call those speed bumps out west.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 11:19 AM (0LHZx)
beautiful women and so do I. Unfortunately, his selections slightly
surpass mine. I'm not bitter or consider it class privilege, it's simply
a fact of life. Roll with it! Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 20, 2015 11:16 AM
Not to be judgmental -- oh, hell, who am I kidding? Let's be judgmental! -- but I would posit that the discrepancy in your respective net worths might have a wee bit to do with it.
Not sure Don Trump, handyman, would score so big.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2015 11:20 AM (0atQl)
Rubio really is in a great spot. He is the favorite-second choice for almost all voters. That means Rubio merely needs to wait for other candidates to drop-out or falter, and the wandering GOP voters should gravitate towards Rubio.
Posted by: Greymarch at August 20, 2015 11:20 AM (cojlL)
bitch-slapped, but I won't breathe a sigh of reief until this witch hunt
has been officially and finally resolved. Then I'll start the "Goodell
Watch". That guy is not long for his job. The "crime and punishment"
aspect of the Commish role is it's most public, and he fucks it up, over
and over again.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 20, 2015 11:12 AM (2cS/G)
Has anyone been tracking how many players are suspended for substance use policy violations? I have to think the numbers are approaching triple figures. Every day on my sports news crawl is another guy suspended 4 games.
Some appear to be PED violations. Others I suspect, smoking jay. I'm about as anti-marijuana as anybody, but this is more than a little bit ridiculous, and frankly I can't seen any good reason why it's the NFLs business that its players are toking it up.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2015 11:21 AM (TOk1P)
beautiful women and so do I. Unfortunately, his selections slightly
surpass mine. I'm not bitter or consider it class privilege, it's simply
a fact of life. Roll with it! Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 20, 2015 11:16 AM
Not to be judgmental -- oh, hell, who am I kidding? Let's be judgmental! -- but I would posit that the discrepancy in your respective net worths might have a wee bit to do with it.
Not sure Don Trump, handyman, would score so big.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2015 11:20 AM (0atQl)
Gee, ya think? Money, status and power go a long way with the wimminz.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 11:21 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: lindafell de Spair @ San Jacinto at August 20, 2015 11:17 AM
When I lived there, I saw a few signs for Luap Nor, but nothin' at all for her. Or any Democrat.
Granted, I wasn't in Dallas, Houston or Austin.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2015 11:23 AM (0atQl)
Posted by: Blano at August 20, 2015 11:23 AM (w1ewr)
....discrepancy in your respective net worths might have a wee bit to do with
Posted by: MrScribble it.
Sir, my Sikorsky S-76 helicopter has been in the shop for years, but I expect it will once again grace the skies after I scrape up the 300K for the repairs.
Simply a minor inconvenience.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 20, 2015 11:23 AM (OiFtZ)
Now if you are from TX, I'm not saying you are a bad person or your state is a bad place to live or in any way insulting you. I'm just saying I think the geography of the area of the world you live in isn't my cup of tea. It's not a political statement.
That. Is. All.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 11:24 AM (0LHZx)
So I'm told.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2015 11:24 AM (0atQl)
Posted by: Yo! at August 20, 2015 11:24 AM (W6iIX)
He's now saying that we should have greater enforcement against anchor babies but doesn't want any laws dealing with birth right citizenship.
The whole family is just an inbred clusterfuck of stupidity.
Just go away all of you!!
Posted by: Kreplach at August 20, 2015 11:24 AM (mysAS)
find the words after such a death. However, a thank you for wedding
gifts is MANDATORY, IMHO.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 20, 2015 11:18 AM (kXoT0)
Thanks, I do believe I have forgiven myself, but it doesn't mean I don't know there are people I let down. Many folks I never see (and never really knew in the first place) who I would not have had a chance to acknowledge over the years. I know why I didn't, but I'm not entirely off the hook.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2015 11:25 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at August 20, 2015 10:58 AM (R8hU
Same for Oklahoma, people think it's still an ugly dust bowl. But, hey, if it keeps people with ugly Liberal hears and minds away, I have no problem with that.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes
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Preach it, sisters!!!
Posted by: lindafell de Spair @ San Jacinto at August 20, 2015 11:25 AM (xVgrA)
I said I think TX is ugly.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016
Sheriff, bring this sum-bitch before the court for sentencing.
Posted by: Judge Roy Bean, Law West of the Pecos at August 20, 2015 11:25 AM (OiFtZ)
I always wanted to visit Muskogee, both for the song and because I have a few old Muskogee Times-Democrat papers from 1917, and it seemed like a nice place. But time (and Progress, **spit**) marches on, so I suspect Muskogee is now some sort of urban hellhole with gangs, crime, meth and general squalor.
Though I should love to be proven wrong.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2015 11:26 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Blano at August 20, 2015 11:26 AM (w1ewr)
Posted by: prescient11 at August 20, 2015 11:26 AM (q5APL)
So I'm told.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2015 11:24 AM (0atQl)
I am speaking solely from observation and not from first-hand experience, unfortunately.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 11:26 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 20, 2015 11:27 AM (OiFtZ)
favorite-second choice for almost all voters. That means Rubio merely
needs to wait for other candidates to drop-out or falter, and the
wandering GOP voters should gravitate towards Rubio.
Posted by: Greymarch at August 20, 2015 11:20 AM (cojlL)
If Jeb! should stumble completely, I believe Rubio is the natural recipient of Jeb!'s massive failure.
I'm not ready to declare Jeb!'s candidacy over, but he should be a shoe-in, and he's doing everything he can to step on his own... eh, toes.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2015 11:28 AM (TOk1P)
Sirens heard around 5:30pm, on the same day Israel announces it has deployed Iron Dome battery in south because of warnings.
Sigh.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 11:29 AM (gf8BH)
Yes gentleman, you can buy the pussy, but can you live with it?
Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 20, 2015 11:27 AM (OiFtZ)
Don't buy, rent.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 11:29 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 11:21 AM (2Ojst)
I quote the wise words of Grandfather Poppins: "Ten inches of wallet will get you more than ten inches of cock any day."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2015 11:30 AM (zF6Iw)
I blame Big Hallmark for this insanity.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 11:30 AM (0LHZx)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 20, 2015 11:30 AM (go6ud)
Like Columba, I cannot wait until he's back in Coral Gables watching wispy clouds float by from his backyard pool seat and leaving America alone.
Posted by: MTF at August 20, 2015 11:30 AM (TxJGV)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 20, 2015 11:30 AM (zF6Iw)
*checks wallet*
*checks pants*
Welp, I'm hosed.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 11:30 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 20, 2015 11:30 AM (ucDmr)
California is beautiful on the outside and ugly on the inside.
Posted by: Cruzinator at August 20, 2015 11:31 AM (cJswI)
"It ain't for everyone. "
Posted by: Blano at August 20, 2015 11:31 AM (w1ewr)
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He's just towing the GOPe line.
Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant at August 20, 2015 11:32 AM (ih6/5)
****
I've been thinking about marketing a line of made-in-the-shape-of-Colorado post cards.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 20, 2015 11:32 AM (NeFrd)
How exactly will he pull that off then - stop pregnant women, or women of child-bearing age from entering the country? Talk about your "war on women" type discrimination outcry waiting to happen. The stupid, it burns.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 11:32 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Cruzinator at August 20, 2015 11:33 AM (cJswI)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 20, 2015 11:33 AM (go6ud)
Maybe also do Wyoming?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 11:33 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Ever at August 20, 2015 11:34 AM (RqICA)
I've been thinking about marketing a line of made-in-the-shape-of-Colorado post cards.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 20, 2015 11:32 AM (NeFrd)
I don't know... have you considered Wyoming instead?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2015 11:34 AM (TOk1P)
Humans are an infestation of vermin that must be cleansed.
Posted by: Gaia at August 20, 2015 11:35 AM (E5UB0)
Maybe also do Wyoming?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 11:33 AM (NOIQH)
That's pretty edgy. I don't know if the American consumer is ready for that.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 11:35 AM (2Ojst)
Oahu has some decent parts but Honolulu's ugliness overrides anything of beauty on that island.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 11:35 AM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 20, 2015 11:35 AM (yQtWA)
Maybe also do Wyoming?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 11:33 AM (NOIQH)
289
I've been thinking about marketing a line of made-in-the-shape-of-Colorado post cards.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 20, 2015 11:32 AM (NeFrd)
I don't know... have you considered Wyoming instead?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2015 11:34 AM (TOk1P)
Grrrr!
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2015 11:36 AM (TOk1P)
I always find it fascinating how some people get so worked up over their
state and get so defensive over it. I said I think TX is ugly. And I've
been all over TX and most of what I've seen is ugly. Even the beaches
are boring.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 11:24 AM (0LHZx)
See, I understand that you were just playing around. But my Texas just doesn't get it. 'Course if you were to apologize . . . like I know you're going to . . .
https://youtu.be/7mYLnF-MN28
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2015 11:36 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Muldoon,
Me too, except Wyoming.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, pronounced Muh-Hone at August 20, 2015 11:36 AM (RwwCT)
Posted by: Cruzinator at August 20, 2015 11:38 AM (cJswI)
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at August 20, 2015 11:38 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: donna at August 20, 2015 11:38 AM (hUdMz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2015 11:39 AM (Jwyij)
It's the ultimate stupidity on these bleeding hearts' part to ignore an illegal immigrants law-breaking to enter and stay here (such as identity theft or tax evasion), but then expect them to magically respect all other laws, such as DUI, burglary, etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 11:39 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2015 11:40 AM (ODxAs)
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On a geologic scale, civilization. Looks like it may be a passing fad, too.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2015 11:40 AM (ih6/5)
You can't do Florida, because of the peener shape.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2015 11:40 AM (ODxAs)
That's the precise reason why it MUST be done!
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 11:40 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: lindafell de Spair @ San Jacinto at August 20, 2015 11:41 AM (xVgrA)
So I've always said.
And don't forget the constant threat of getting scalped by all the wild injuns.
(Really! ... At the casinos...)
Some Irish fellahs came in for OK Mozart years back, and remarked how the drive N from the airport reminded them of the green hills of home!
Posted by: mindful webworker - waves hello at August 20, 2015 11:41 AM (vDbXI)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 20, 2015 11:41 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: The AoSHQ House Pedant at August 20, 2015 11:32 AM (ih6/5)
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.... you did that on purpose.....
Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2015 11:41 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 11:42 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2015 11:42 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Delta Smelled at August 20, 2015 11:42 AM (E5UB0)
You can't do Florida, because of the peener shape.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Thankfully I live closer to the glans penis in Florida , but it should be noted that Pensacola would be the approximate location of the anus.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 20, 2015 11:42 AM (OiFtZ)
A lot of the ugly in that place derives from the people.
And I don't think you could pay me to drive across Texas again (10? 80? Whichever that interstate is).
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 20, 2015 11:42 AM (V40IZ)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 11:42 AM (NOIQH)
Crap! Who let the Irish in??
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2015 11:42 AM (lFi5f)
Weasel Zippers
Pander we must!
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 11:43 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 11:43 AM (0LHZx)
Which is worse- driving across TX via I-10, or via I-20?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 20, 2015 11:43 AM (kff5f)
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Ironically..... that about the same percentage of former Mexican Nationals in their population.
That... and not building a new water reservoir for FORTY DAMN YEARS.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 20, 2015 11:43 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2015 11:43 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 20, 2015 11:43 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 20, 2015 11:44 AM (V40IZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2015 11:44 AM (Jwyij)
Posted by: Ever at August 20, 2015 11:44 AM (RqICA)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 20, 2015 11:42 AM (OiFtZ)
The panhandle is Florida's taint.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 11:44 AM (2Ojst)
Tangible sentiment goes a long way towards conveying appreciation.
Posted by: Garrett at August 20, 2015 11:44 AM (rb6AO)
I'm still waitin' for the HUCK / AKIN 2016 guy to drive through Sanderson. I'm gonna hang him high!
Posted by: Judge Roy Bean, Law West of the Pecos at August 20, 2015 11:45 AM (OiFtZ)
10 out of San Antonio, or 20 out of Ft. Worth.
Although, the speed limit is 80 or 85 now once you get west of Ft. Worth.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2015 11:45 AM (lFi5f)
In May.
By May, it's too fucking hot to be nice here. Must be that global warmening.
There are a lot of nice places here--not as dramatically beautiful as upstate NY--but it's real easy to have a good time in Indiana for a four-day weekend. But every time I go downtown I swear I'm never going back.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 20, 2015 11:45 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 11:45 AM (0LHZx)
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at August 20, 2015 11:45 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Mr. Hawaiian Dress at August 20, 2015 11:46 AM (ZCFje)
Also: more or less optional. Unless your plates are from OK or NM.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 20, 2015 11:46 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2015 11:46 AM (VdICR)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, pronounced Muh-Hone at August 20, 2015 11:46 AM (RwwCT)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2015 11:46 AM (ODxAs)
*****
10
You gotta know the poem:
The sun has riz the sun has set
And here we iz in Texas yet.
The sun has set the sun has riz
And here we still in Texas iz
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 20, 2015 11:46 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 11:43 AM
I saw "Mass" in the title and don't need to read it.
If it's wacko, excessively liberal and totally mindless (with a strong whiff of self-righteousness), it's in MA.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2015 11:47 AM (0atQl)
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Maybe these greenhouse gases aren't so bad after all.
Posted by: Lois Lerner at August 20, 2015 11:47 AM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner's Fancy New Vagina at August 20, 2015 11:47 AM (rb6AO)
http://tinyurl.com/pa7577k
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 20, 2015 11:47 AM (2l5vw)
Of course, as we all know, all liberal policies are couched in for the children language to get past the rubes.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 20, 2015 11:47 AM (+hPIb)
You've never heard of The Adirondack Mountains? The Finger Lakes? Allegheny State Park? The Catskills? Lake Chautauqua?
And that place with all the water falling over it?
Posted by: BlueStateRebel at August 20, 2015 11:47 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther)
Drive US 90 and take it all in.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 20, 2015 11:48 AM (l3vZN)
In May.
By May, it's too fucking hot to be nice here. Must be that global warmening.
There are a lot of nice places here--not as dramatically beautiful as upstate NY--but it's real easy to have a good time in Indiana for a four-day weekend. But every time I go downtown I swear I'm never going back. Between the youths and the aggressive panhandlers and the assholes on bicycles...gah.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 20, 2015 11:48 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Cruzinator
Who won?
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 20, 2015 11:48 AM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 20, 2015 11:48 AM (2l5vw)
*****
In the afterlife they will be burdened with mittenbabies.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 20, 2015 11:48 AM (NeFrd)
I initially thought this was about the Sorority story over on The Other McCain.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 20, 2015 11:49 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2015 11:49 AM (Jwyij)
Posted by: Judge Roy Bean, Law West of the Pecos at August 20, 2015 11:45 AM (OiFtZ)
Well the richest man on the blog would probably be in Helo
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 11:49 AM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2015 11:49 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: donna at August 20, 2015 11:49 AM (hUdMz)
Also, the worst part about driving in Texas used to be the night time speed limits. We got busted by one driving back from Spring Training in Surprise. It was dusk! Do we need a shabbatt calendar or something? Anyway, they did away with that nonsense.
Posted by: Lauren at August 20, 2015 11:50 AM (iciIB)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 20, 2015 11:48 AM (kfcYC)
Depends on if 9 innings was shorter or longer than a normal game.
If the former, then the fans. If the latter, then the promoters.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 20, 2015 11:50 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 11:50 AM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 20, 2015 11:50 AM (l3vZN)
They are right - it merited a death sentence but there was no federal death penalty at the time.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 20, 2015 11:51 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 11:49 AM
Mr Oom Oom is going to TX?
I gotta rethink my plans.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2015 11:51 AM (0atQl)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 20, 2015 11:50 AM (l3vZN)
Gun proliferation is good for courtesy.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 20, 2015 11:51 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 20, 2015 11:51 AM (+hPIb)
Hmmm, I-10 or I-20, that's a tough one. When I go up to New Jersey to see relatives, it is always a surprise that you can go through/to a few states in a relatively short time. I'm at least six plus hours to drive out of Texas in any direction except the coast, that's only about 3 1/2 or so depending on where on the coast line you go. South Padre is about 6 hours.
Posted by: lindafell de Spair @ San Jacinto at August 20, 2015 11:52 AM (xVgrA)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 20, 2015 11:52 AM (kff5f)
If the former, then the fans. If the latter, then the promoters.
Man with 4 balls can't walk.
-Just the punchline
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2015 11:52 AM (lFi5f)
Seems to depend on the ZIP code a bit, or maybe the legality of the guns.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 20, 2015 11:52 AM (/kI1Q)
Which part, and when?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 20, 2015 11:52 AM (kff5f)
Just follow the trail of baby parts.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 11:52 AM (2Ojst)
But even I know it's "shoo-in" and "toe the line".
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at August 20, 2015 11:53 AM (wKcQA)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 11:52 AM (2Ojst)
Well, TX is big enough, I don't to make plans to vacate if I don't have to...
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at August 20, 2015 11:53 AM (kff5f)
If the former, then the fans. If the latter, then the promoters.
Man with 4 balls can't walk.
-Just the punchline
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2015 11:52 AM (lFi5f)
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
/also just the punchline
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 11:53 AM (2Ojst)
Oh, the Mexican govt is in on it. Their consulates have been issuing consular id docs to illegals to make them more legitimate, and I'm sure they're helping them secure entitlements, etc. too.
They get these people out of their country (including a lot of undesirables), but the benefit of the US money they wire home to relatives. Win-win!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 11:53 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2015 11:54 AM (Jwyij)
CT drivers aren't happy unless they're cutting you off. Cannot count the times I've been on an open stretch of highway and another CT driver pulled up and immediately hopped into my lane right in front of me. Completely unnecessary.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 11:56 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: lindafell de Spair @ San Jacinto at August 20, 2015 11:52 AM
I love driving absolutely b-to-the-w flat out. Bad part is, you have to be in Chermany to do that. But 185 (miles, not kilometers) on the way to Munich is an experience to savor!
First time I went to Nevada (I was a wee lad then), there were no speed limits. My dad wouldn't go much past 110, and people were passing us.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2015 11:56 AM (0atQl)
Posted by: Garrett at August 20, 2015 11:56 AM (rb6AO)
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 20, 2015 11:57 AM (F26eZ)
http://tinyurl.com/nzaopyc
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 20, 2015 11:57 AM (dQJCS)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 20, 2015 11:57 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Bigby's Snake handling Hands at August 20, 2015 11:57 AM (9dwWF)
I would advise The Donald that after Melania divorces him seeking a young hard body, he should meander into Texas and find a young beautiful filly to squire and supplement his herd.
The end result for Donald would be a dramatic weight loss and he would eventually call for help and be left with nothing more than a little shriveled bloody stump.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 20, 2015 11:57 AM (OiFtZ)
I've seen a good chunk of the state.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 11:58 AM (0LHZx)
I always feel like I should be sending a thank you card for a very nice thank you card.
Posted by: lindafell de Spair @ San Jacinto at August 20, 2015 11:58 AM (xVgrA)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2015 11:58 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 11:45 AM (0LHZx)
Our governor/leg upped the speed limits BECAUSE of the research proving it is safer. Libs gotta lib when it comes to inconvenient facts! Conflicts with mindview, thus must be wrong.
Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2015 11:58 AM (hvf9s)
Stupid, stupid, state.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 20, 2015 11:59 AM (RQDhf)
Also, no open container laws. Good times.
Posted by: Garrett at August 20, 2015 11:59 AM (rb6AO)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 20, 2015 11:59 AM (4rzL1)
Mein Freund says to just scream if I want him to go faster.
It was also fun to watch the l/km (they're so backwards there) spike in the parts of the road with no limit.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 20, 2015 11:59 AM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2015 11:59 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 12:00 PM (gf8BH)
divorced horses?
Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2015 12:00 PM (hvf9s)
Don't ask me how I know.
Posted by: Huma Aberdeen at August 20, 2015 12:00 PM (wKcQA)
Lots of places are. Pretty deceptive, air travel.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 20, 2015 12:01 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: John F Kerry at August 20, 2015 12:02 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at August 20, 2015 12:03 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: lindafell de Spair @ San Jacinto at August 20, 2015 12:03 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 12:00 PM (gf8BH)
______
I have been to a lot of places, that is true.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 20, 2015 12:03 PM (0LHZx)
Except if there's a cop or construction.
Posted by: @votermom at August 20, 2015 12:03 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 12:03 PM (gf8BH)
Vegan Illuminat
THIS IS FARMING
#farm24
EGGS
From their vagina to you mouth.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 20, 2015 12:04 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2015 12:05 PM (lFi5f)
Apparently amending the Constitution is illegal, according to HuffPo
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pyvbroq
Posted by: The Political Hat at August 20, 2015 12:05 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2015 12:00 PM (hvf9s)
Yeah, try figuring out its meaning from context, back before googly-smarts.
Posted by: jwpaine, hard of listening at August 20, 2015 12:05 PM (wKcQA)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2015 12:05 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 12:05 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Schmoo Schmoo at August 20, 2015 12:06 PM (JO9+V)
From their vagina to you mouth.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 20, 2015 12:04 PM (iQIUe)
Which shows how little vegans actually know about farming or where food comes from.
Posted by: Country Singer, now with slightly improved ticker at August 20, 2015 12:06 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Garrett at August 20, 2015 11:59 AM (rb6AO)
I remember the lack of those. I specifically recall getting Dad beers from the cooler on cross-country trips.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at August 20, 2015 12:07 PM (CNua6)
Posted by: 2nd Amendment at August 20, 2015 12:07 PM (NOIQH)
Then lets roll it all back to the original ten.
Senators become selected by state legislatures, blacks are counted at 3/5ths, and the IRS goes bye-bye. Among other things.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2015 12:07 PM (Jwyij)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 20, 2015 12:07 PM (OiFtZ)
Apparently amending the Constitution is illegal, according to HuffPo
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pyvbroq
Posted by: The Political Hat at August 20, 2015 12:05 PM (7YlUk)
Holy crap, teh stupid is strong on that article.
Posted by: Country Singer, now with slightly improved ticker at August 20, 2015 12:08 PM (nL0sw)
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Hmmmm, then all those AMENDMENTS TO THE CONSTITUTION we have are not legal?????
WTF, some people should not breed....oh ya, they aren't thanks to PP.
Posted by: lindafell de Spair @ San Jacinto at August 20, 2015 12:08 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 20, 2015 12:08 PM (dQJCS)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pyvbroq
I now need a shower and a full decon team.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2015 12:08 PM (lFi5f)
Posted by: Antonio de Padua María Severino López de Santa Anna y Pérez de Lebrón at August 20, 2015 12:09 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at August 20, 2015 12:09 PM (RD7QR)
Oh really?! How about showing me some respect, then Huffpo et al?
Posted by: 1st Amendment at August 20, 2015 12:10 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: jwpaine, hard of listening at August 20, 2015 12:10 PM (wKcQA)
Then lets roll it all back to the original ten.
Senators become selected by state legislatures, blacks are counted at 3/5ths, and the IRS goes bye-bye. Among other things.
Bints don't vote!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2015 12:10 PM (lFi5f)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2015 12:10 PM (Jwyij)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2015 12:10 PM (ODxAs)
Not blacks. *Slaves*. A distinction that makes a lot of difference in this case.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 20, 2015 12:11 PM (GDulk)
You're going to need to be shirtless, with a horse or a tiger, for that.
http://time.com/trump/
Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2015 12:11 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 20, 2015 12:11 PM (8marX)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 20, 2015 12:12 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Chupacabras
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Heh. Yesterday watched a slow-mo video of an acquaintance firing a .500 Magnum. He was wearing a short sleeve knit shirt. It was interesting to see the shock wave propgate/ripple up his arm muscles and skin all the way up to the flesh behind his ear.
No, thanks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2015 12:13 PM (9mTYi)
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Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2015 12:14 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: jwpaine, hard of listening at August 20, 2015 12:14 PM (wKcQA)
Ace could do a 1k comment thread on their story.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2015 12:14 PM (lFi5f)
Cloaca.
Posted by: Garrett at August 20, 2015 12:14 PM (rb6AO)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 20, 2015 12:11 PM (GDulk)
Yes, it is annoying how the original purpose of that clause is completely misunderstood by agenda-baiters (not you Anna).
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 20, 2015 12:15 PM (dQJCS)
Posted by: Huffpo Half Tard
Ah yes, the "Obamacare is settled law. Deal with it" attitude, when at the same time we really need commonsense (i.e. total) gun restrictions.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 12:15 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 20, 2015 12:15 PM (Zu3d9)
Here? Srsly?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2015 12:15 PM (lFi5f)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2015 12:15 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Garrett at August 20, 2015 12:15 PM (rb6AO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2015 12:15 PM (Jwyij)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 20, 2015 12:15 PM (dQJCS)
Posted by: Bosk at August 20, 2015 12:16 PM (n2K+4)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 20, 2015 12:16 PM (LA7Cm)
Oh, just the post he could do dissecting the illogic and contradictions would be priceless!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 12:17 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2015 12:17 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Bosk at August 20, 2015 12:16 PM (n2K+4)
Willy the Weasel. Trump takes him off and feeds him rats before going to bed.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at August 20, 2015 12:17 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: jwpaine, hard of listening at August 20, 2015 12:14 PM (wKcQA)
Obligatory:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq6YmSVAOG8
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2015 12:17 PM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 20, 2015 12:17 PM (LA7Cm)
http://tinyurl.com/pkmtq9e
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2015 12:17 PM (9mTYi)
Touche?
Saw some silly faux campaign swag w/that worked into it...
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 12:18 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Huma Aberdeen at August 20, 2015 12:18 PM (wKcQA)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2015 12:19 PM (gf8BH)
Posted by: Bigby's Snake handling Hands at August 20, 2015 12:19 PM (9dwWF)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 20, 2015 12:16 PM (LA7Cm)
--I heard there's a speed trap on I-10 around Deming, goes from 75 to 65 with only 100' warning.
Posted by: logprof at August 20, 2015 12:19 PM (vsbNu)
Mark Levin had an actual constitutional scholar on last evening and they had the definitive conversation with regards birthright citizenship, long story short, birthright citizenship is not part of the constitution nor contained in the 14th amendment, there have been no SCOTUS cases dealing with this specific issue, there was a case in 1898 but is not germaine in this case.
Basically the concept of birth right citizenship as we currently know it was burped out of the federal beuracracy because the scholar has scoured case and cannot find it.
Constitutionally, congress has plenury power over matters of immigration and naturalization so they can define citizenship and who can receive it.
So no, we do not need a constitutional amendment to end birth right citizenship for illegal aliens.
If you can find the audio it's a fascinating listen.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 20, 2015 12:19 PM (mysAS)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2015 12:20 PM (lFi5f)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2015 12:20 PM (Jwyij)
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 20, 2015 12:21 PM (ZvKdv)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 20, 2015 12:21 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 20, 2015 12:21 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2015 12:21 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2015 12:21 PM (evdj2)
Let it go...
Posted by: Elsa, going to cut a b**** if a toupeed politic trumps her for most popular halloween costume at August 20, 2015 12:22 PM (hvf9s)
I recall there being a lot of Open Range in New Mexico. Also, many Res Runners driving erratically.
Posted by: Garrett at August 20, 2015 12:22 PM (rb6AO)
Mark Levin had an actual constitutional scholar on last evening and they had the definitive conversation with regards birthright citizenship, long story short, birthright citizenship is not part of the constitution nor contained in the 14th amendment,
I get what people say when they argue this, but the fact is the 14th amendment is incredibly poorly written and should never have passed as is.
Every conservative ever has always argued for plain reading of the constitution, and plain reading of the 14th amendment does indeed say birthright citizenship is the law of the land. It wasn't meant to, but then it wasn't meant to say two dudes could get married, either.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 20, 2015 12:22 PM (39g3+)
Awwwww....adorbs.
Posted by: HR
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Turns out that eagles have a good sense of character.
There used to be a picture of the incident, but it seems to have been scrubbed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 20, 2015 12:23 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Coastal GA at August 20, 2015 12:23 PM (WDySP)
http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/20/politics/jimmy-carter-cancer-update/index.html
Posted by: The Political Hat at August 20, 2015 12:24 PM (7YlUk)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/oevfqjg
Or of Gaylord
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pjnoehn
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2015 12:24 PM (Jwyij)
Yup.... just like DUAL citizenship... which was created by the Courts who did NOT have Jurisdiction to decide the question (under the Constitution)....
Its amazing how often Power is wielded by those who do not have the Legal authority to do so... and how often that changes how all of us are supposed to live.
Posted by: BB Wolf at August 20, 2015 12:24 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Kreplach
So many applicable laws, so little application.
Pretty much every aspect of immigration is addressed thoroughly in Naturalization and Immigration laws on the books.
Uberliberal Immigration judges have legislated from the bench for far too long.
Enforcement First.
Posted by: some random meathead at August 20, 2015 12:25 PM (HJqXj)
And yet so many people think they remember seeing Bush Sr. amazed w/a grocery scanner even though there was no photo or film of the event, only a single pool report that was retold incorrectly to make him look like a doof (when it was really new tech - when scanners were updated to do weighing, etc.)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2015 12:25 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2015 12:25 PM (evdj2)
Haha you're welcome! I always feel the same way too. it's the eternal thank you card loop. You seriously saved me with the yummy food. It was all sooooo good. I'm bragging to the horde who haven't gotten to eat your food. Nahh nahh nahh :p
Posted by: Lauren at August 20, 2015 12:26 PM (iciIB)
He'll get to meet God soon. Wouldn't it be interesting to be a fly on that wall.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 20, 2015 12:29 PM (/kI1Q)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pjnoehn
Posted by: Anna
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Wearing that will get you investigated.
And, sensitivity classes.
Posted by: Rodeo Clown at August 20, 2015 12:29 PM (9mTYi)
One there is no case law dealing with the question so there's that.
Two Levin read the statements from the Republican Senator who wrote the 14th amendment and he explained the purposes of the monitor.
Hey here's a fun fact, did you know the 14th amendment doesn't confer citizenship to native Americans.
That was accomplished by laws passed by congress after passage of the 14th
You do not know what your talking about.
Your spitting out talking points.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 20, 2015 12:29 PM (mysAS)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 20, 2015 12:30 PM (LWWrf)
I know, lots of people shoot with plugs, and that's probably okay with outdoor pistol. Indoor range, especially with rifles in the vicinity, no ways.
Posted by: Chupacabras at August 20, 2015 12:30 PM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Garrett at August 20, 2015 12:30 PM (rb6AO)
Why a live press conference? Why not a written press release? Considering his age, treatment is going to be difficult. Wish the old Joo hater the best.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 20, 2015 12:31 PM (iQIUe)
Mark Levin podcast 08/19/2015 - opens with "birthright citizen" de-bunking.
But but but... diversititty is strength! Ignorance is freedom! Si se pudenda!
Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at August 20, 2015 12:32 PM (ucB75)
Yes, apparently in Arabic the words for 'slave' and 'black person's are the same (making things like Nation of Islam ironic) but fortunately that isn't there case in English.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 20, 2015 12:32 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at August 20, 2015 12:09 PM
Joltin' Joe and Lieawatha? No matter what their respective ballot positions are, ol' Lizzy will make Plugs First Lady.
Ugh.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 20, 2015 12:32 PM (0atQl)
Joo h8r that loves God. Square that circle.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2015 12:32 PM (lFi5f)
Posted by: some random meathead at August 20, 2015 12:33 PM (HJqXj)
I know about Cascade Locks too. Used to live in Stevenson WA and the company I work for took over CL cable service.
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 20, 2015 12:34 PM (5HBd1)
Cancer is a disease of old age. A five year-old getting leukemia is a tragedy. An otherwise healthy young athlete like Mario Lemieux or Eric Berry getting cancer is tragic.
But a nonagenarian getting cancer? Shitty, but not a tragedy.
Posted by: logprof at August 20, 2015 12:34 PM (vsbNu)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 20, 2015 12:35 PM (2l5vw)
Sure, like I said, it wasn't intended to do what it plainly does in its language.
The 14th amendment is garbage. It needs to be repealed and re-written. As it stands right now, the way its worded, it negates all kinds of long-standing laws such as the entire concept of limiting laws for children such as drinking and driving ages.
There probably ought not be birthright citizenship, but that's what the amendment says. There's an easy way to fix that which would not require a constitutional amendment, of course.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 20, 2015 12:35 PM (39g3+)
Trying to link Milo Y.'s video report on Shaun King but they make it impossible. Grr. It's skynews.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 20, 2015 12:38 PM (iQIUe)
As a multi tour Vietnam veteran, I have no sympathy for Jimmah Cartah. After the war and loss of 58,000 men who honorably answered the call to duty, Cartah took it upon himself to pardon thousands of evaders who refused the call to service and escaped to Canada and Europe to avoid serving their nation.
Jimmah will go to his death with this shameful disparagement of the brave and honorable young men who answered the call. Jimmah is a disgrace to those lost in battle.
Good by Jimmah and good riddance.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 20, 2015 12:40 PM (OiFtZ)
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Posted by: notsothoreau at August 20, 2015 01:07 PM (5HBd1)
Where's Vic? Shd we send out a search party?
Maybe he's lurking. That'd be kinda fun for him, maybe, after a long time of being a regular.
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