No Words

You gotta watch it.



Posted by: Ace at 06:08 PM




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1 no data

Posted by: USA at August 18, 2015 06:10 PM (tfM+W)

2 Huh? WTF?

Posted by: Daybrother ---Now 40% less snark at August 18, 2015 06:10 PM (VE1Rg)

3 I have a feeling this is not going to end well for her.

Posted by: TX ette at August 18, 2015 06:11 PM (sUJHF)

4 Funny she is wearing orange. Preview for the jump suit, or is she just the big fat great pumpkin Charlie Brown's Dildo?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2015 06:12 PM (OLNwX)

5 Uhhhh....

Posted by: T at August 18, 2015 06:12 PM (NctcF)

6 This reminds me of conversations I have had with our brats. Or teamsters during disciplinary hearings.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 18, 2015 06:12 PM (Zu3d9)

7 Ugh. I can't believe I have to answer these questions. Do any of you reporters know who I am? I'm the woman YOU were all supposed to make President six years ago. And now you're all giving ME shit? Over emails?

Posted by: The Inevitable Pantsuit at August 18, 2015 06:13 PM (S2VsH)

8 That "wiping it with a cloth thing".......She was about to shit her pantsuit.

Posted by: TX ette at August 18, 2015 06:13 PM (sUJHF)

9 Is she saying that somehow something happened to something but it should be noted that she ordered it only because she was in charge and none of it was illegal and she is really really helpful.
I've been telling you guys for the last year that she is insane. Now do you believe me?

Posted by: Daybrother ---Now 40% less snark at August 18, 2015 06:14 PM (VE1Rg)

10 So Hillary has just admitted that the email server she directed to be operated (and received classified information and State Department intellectual property) was not in her control. She didn't know and didn't care how it was being taken care of.

Any other perp would be walked about now.

Posted by: Multitude at August 18, 2015 06:14 PM (c7WnJ)

11 Clearly she'll need more comedy material for the Leavenworth Talent Show.

But, plenty of time to work on her delivery.

Posted by: socalcon at August 18, 2015 06:14 PM (vHlQ5)

12 You know who would make a good Democrat Presidential Candidate?

That Jeb guy. He has a muti-racial family and supports amnesty, common core, and big gobernment.

Posted by: rd at August 18, 2015 06:14 PM (a/sAS)

13 Perhaps they ought to go back to the strategy of hiding HRC.

Posted by: SH at August 18, 2015 06:14 PM (gmeXX)

14 "Not a smidgen of corruption!"

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 18, 2015 06:14 PM (Xa4vS)

15 \_(_/

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2015 06:15 PM (ZCFje)

16 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2015 06:12 PM (OLNwX)

If there is a God, that is a preview of Hillary in prison orange.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 18, 2015 06:15 PM (Zu3d9)

17 Does. Not. Compute.

*whirrrr*

*click*

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at August 18, 2015 06:15 PM (8ZskC)

18 That's your next President speaking, boys and girls. She will beat Jeb! to a pulp. How can you criticize a Woman who sounds so logical and reasonable? I'm pretty sure many people who watched -- or will watch -- this performance will be nodding their heads and saying "yup, yup. Them Ree-publicans is after her, ain't they?"

Fuckin' Helen Hayes couldn't have done it any better.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 18, 2015 06:15 PM (0atQl)

19 I.Don't.Fucking.Believe.You.

Eat shit and go away you wretched, crooked, lying, sack of shit.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2015 06:15 PM (OLNwX)

20 What about Trump's GAAAFFFFFFEEEESSSSSSS

Posted by: BumperStickerist at August 18, 2015 06:15 PM (0MJOU)

21 I didn't do it you can't prove anything.

Posted by: HRH Clinton at August 18, 2015 06:15 PM (vsbNu)

22 Damnit, leave Hillary alone!!


Elsewhere in the race, Mr. "No Exceptions" on abortion Rubio has now flip flopped and said he'd be open to some exceptions or something.


How bright is this guy when he didn't realize the trap that was set for Walker. The dummy didn't let Kelly give him the out she had in her own question and instead interrupted to join Walker's answer.


I was watching that like, WTF is happening here? and then Huckster chimed in with his craziness about invoking amendments and arresting women for thinking about having an abortion.


3 former contenders, done for.

Posted by: prescient11 at August 18, 2015 06:15 PM (q5APL)

23
Okay, now it works.

Jeez-a-loo. Does this woman really not understand the enormity of what she's accused of? Listening to her talk, she honestly seems not to know why it's such a big deal.

Posted by: T at August 18, 2015 06:16 PM (NctcF)

24 Kudos to the journalist who was asking the questions. That is how it is done.

Posted by: TX ette at August 18, 2015 06:16 PM (sUJHF)

25 Hillary is really disappointed that the country is so out of line over this issue. We are all so very, very ungovernable.

Posted by: Todd w at August 18, 2015 06:16 PM (lrkg9)

26 You gotta watch it.

What, is Ace now the "top" to our "bottom"?

What's the Safe Word! Let me out!

Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2015 06:16 PM (jBuUi)

27 I think she looks great in orange, myself.

Its her color.

Posted by: MTF at August 18, 2015 06:16 PM (PxqU/)

28 That Jeb guy. He has a muti-racial family and supports amnesty, common core, and big gobernment.

Posted by: rd


And he loves him some strawman arguments, compassion, pathological contempt for those beneath his station ...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2015 06:16 PM (ZCFje)

29 Condescending twat.

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 18, 2015 06:17 PM (2cS/G)

30 12
You know who would make a good Democrat Presidential Candidate?

That Jeb guy. He has a muti-racial family and supports amnesty, common core, and big gobernment.


He also comes from a demonstrably liberal, patrician, political dynasty.

Posted by: Naes at August 18, 2015 06:17 PM (Ypc8j)

31 Heh. The beast sweats after all. I expected panting.

Posted by: maddogg at August 18, 2015 06:17 PM (xWW96)

32 Despite what that bimbo Sheryl Crow says, a good rule of thumb (so to speak) is to always use more than one square when wiping.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at August 18, 2015 06:17 PM (Dwehj)

33 Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2015 06:15 PM (ZCFje)


--Why is your smiley waving black question mark flags?

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2015 06:17 PM (vsbNu)

34 I'm good.

Posted by: NYC Peasant at August 18, 2015 06:17 PM (k8tEg)

35 Did she really make a joke about wiping it with a cloth?

Posted by: USA at August 18, 2015 06:17 PM (tfM+W)

36 Ummmmm.... Wow.

Frankly.... Five year olds are better liars than that.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 18, 2015 06:17 PM (FTYF8)

37 After the multitude of videos of HRC today, I am now firmly in the camp of wishing her to continue her campaign through November 2016. You really couldn't construct a candidate who has less political skills.

Posted by: SH at August 18, 2015 06:17 PM (gmeXX)

38 She's trolling us with the orange right?



Posted by: eleven at August 18, 2015 06:17 PM (MDgS8)

39 Just in case you just have to have a Hillary! pantsuit, her Haute Couture designer is Susanna of Beverly Hills. http://susannabh.com/celebrity-clients/

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 18, 2015 06:17 PM (kXoT0)

40 Hmm. Sounds credible to me.

*cough*

*cough*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2015 06:17 PM (8ZskC)

41 Liar, Liar,
Orange Prison Pantsuit on fire...

Posted by: Mister Ghost at August 18, 2015 06:18 PM (Pj47H)

42 I thought those outfits were supposed to have numbers on the front.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2015 06:18 PM (8ZskC)

43 Yawn.
Let me know when the indictments are handed down, k?

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 18, 2015 06:18 PM (C9pBZ)

44 Is that the orange jumpsuit she'll be wearing in prison?

Interesting that she's already modeling it in public.

And very kindly of the Bureau of Prisons to give it to her ahead of time so she can see if it fits.

Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2015 06:18 PM (jBuUi)

45 #38, nope, follow the link in my post, she often wears orange.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 18, 2015 06:18 PM (kXoT0)

46 I'm going to have to get a new Bullshit meter. Damn it.

Posted by: huerfano at August 18, 2015 06:18 PM (bynk/)

47 Posted by: prescient11 at August 18, 2015 06:15 PM

And Rubio announced he opposes Trump's call to end "birthright citizenship."

So many candidates out there stepping on their dicks, we should be seeing Indecent Exposure arrests.

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 18, 2015 06:18 PM (0atQl)

48 What reporter was asking the persistent questions?

He may want to make sure his taxes are in order . . .


Now, if somebody could do that with BHO...

Posted by: Far Post at August 18, 2015 06:18 PM (lFgj4)

49 The War on Women captured for posterity!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 18, 2015 06:19 PM (oFCZn)

50 "I don't want all of America reading my personal email. Do you?"

She's trolling us.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2015 06:19 PM (8ZskC)

51 minor updates added, but good

Posted by: ace at August 18, 2015 06:19 PM (dciA+)

52 Ppffft! BFD. Its not like the scrunt is gonna get frog marched off to Leavenworth. Laws are for little people.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 18, 2015 06:19 PM (i0ykY)

53 Today's safe word is "taint".

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at August 18, 2015 06:19 PM (Dwehj)

54 She didn't turn around. I wanted to see if "PRISONER" was stenciled on the back.

Posted by: maddogg at August 18, 2015 06:19 PM (xWW96)

55 Translation: It's not illegal if the Secretary of State does it.

Posted by: Daybrother ---Now 40% less snark at August 18, 2015 06:19 PM (VE1Rg)

56 Even the MSM is turning on her.

They have decided, she is toast, and they all want to be in on the final scene, where they drag her down. That is what those jackals and hyenas do.

Posted by: rd at August 18, 2015 06:19 PM (a/sAS)

57 Why is your smiley waving black question mark flags?

Posted by: logprof



DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER
**sniff**

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2015 06:19 PM (ZCFje)

58 That Jeb guy. He has a muti-racial family and supports amnesty, common core, and big gobernment.


He also comes from a demonstrably liberal, patrician, political dynasty.
Posted by: Naes at August 18, 2015 06:17 PM (Ypc8

The problem with Jeb entering the fray as a democrap is that he does not have enough felonies in his closet.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2015 06:19 PM (OLNwX)

59 She's trolling us."

And enough idiots will bite.

Feh.

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 18, 2015 06:19 PM (C9pBZ)

60
She's trolling us with the orange right?



Posted by: eleven at August 18, 2015 06:17 PM (MDgS







She's "managing expectations".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 18, 2015 06:20 PM (o98Jz)

61 Having the server is the FIRST crime, you stupid bint.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 18, 2015 06:20 PM (ODxAs)

62 Make nice with the overseer, Hillz, and you can break rocks in the shade.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2015 06:20 PM (8ZskC)

63 I don't even know what she said.

It was just noise coming from a giant jack o'lantern with a wig.

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2015 06:20 PM (vsbNu)

64 For those who take a professional interest in spotting deception, that short piece was a florid stream of liar's "tells" including the indignation, emotionally labile response, the use of "logic" instead of staking her word ("why would I do x"), phrase parsing, dropping in volume, the inappropriate and incongruous expressions and last but not least, suddenly ending the interview.
Just wow.

Posted by: NYC Peasant at August 18, 2015 06:21 PM (k8tEg)

65 Fun to giggle at, but in a year when she's accepting the nomination it will be a grim memory.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 18, 2015 06:21 PM (39g3+)

66 I got to hand it to her. The John Taffer fisheye stare was a classy touch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2015 06:21 PM (8ZskC)

67 Why didn't she just say "no I didn't wipe the server" and then the wiggle room is that a) SHE didn't wipe the server and b) what does "wipe the server" mean anyway? She's no techie.

Posted by: bjk at August 18, 2015 06:21 PM (x2rNW)

68 REQUISITION ORDER
Bureau of Prisons

1 (one) Prison Jump Suit, in "Federal Orange."
Measurements: 34-36-48
Special alterations: Built-in velcro straps for "Depends"-brand adult diapers.

Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2015 06:22 PM (jBuUi)

69 Oh well, that meatloaf & mashed potatoes aren't going to make themselves. Later.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2015 06:22 PM (OLNwX)

70 Fucking A, but the Progressive Democrat power structure must be going crazy after this little exhibition. If there isn't another competitor in the Democrat race by Friday I'll be shocked.

Posted by: MTF at August 18, 2015 06:22 PM (PxqU/)

71 *Grand Hand Gestures*

*Alarming Facial Contortions*

These are not the droids you're looking for!

Posted by: Hilary at August 18, 2015 06:23 PM (HstNY)

72 Fun to giggle at, but in a year when she's accepting the nomination it will be a grim memory.

------

Please, please let her win the nomination. I still have my doubts, but I'm hopeful.

Posted by: SH at August 18, 2015 06:23 PM (gmeXX)

73
Yes it matters what was on the server, but they are trying to raise the level of what the crime has to be. She already broke the law.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 18, 2015 06:23 PM (ODxAs)

74 Well, okay then, that settles it. Everything is fine.

*recalls Rose Law Firm Records*

Uh..., wait.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2015 06:23 PM (9mTYi)

75 Make nice with the overseer, Hillz, and you can break rocks in the shade.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2015 06:20 PM (8ZskC)

Nah, she has hundreds of millions of dollars and more than one long range jet. If things get too close, she will be resting in Biarritz or on a yacht in international waters. Only the little Democratic people go to jail. Blagoivich, JJJ3 simply did not have a enough money.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 18, 2015 06:23 PM (kXoT0)

76 Prediction: Chelsea's wedding plans are on the brink of national exposure.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2015 06:23 PM (8ZskC)

77 Let me get this straight, a candidate for POTUS is banking on the "I'm incompetent" defense????

Holy crap.

Posted by: Drewbicle at August 18, 2015 06:23 PM (iGiss)

78 If there isn't another competitor in the Democrat race by Friday I'll be shocked.
Posted by: MTF at August 18, 2015 06:22 PM (PxqU/)

Warren?
Gov. Moonbeam?

Any dems out there who are under the age of 60?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 18, 2015 06:23 PM (OLNwX)

79 McScribbler,


Indeed. Trump is playing chess and everyone else checkers.


He tweeted out today that he welcomes the best and the brightest immigrants and everyone was like WTF, isn't that inconsistent. And then boom he laid down the hammer, but only consistent with my stated policy motha fuckaaaaaaaas.


Same judo shit he did with PP, which even Geraldo ate up.

Posted by: prescient11 at August 18, 2015 06:24 PM (q5APL)

80 Ahh ain't in no ways indicted!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 18, 2015 06:24 PM (oFCZn)

81 Al Gore will ride in on a unicorn and save the day!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 18, 2015 06:24 PM (39g3+)

82 The irony is that she started her national career as a lawyer in the Watergate investigation but was fired because she was too amoral and dishonest.

---At least I think some columnist will use that fact in summing up her departure from politics.

Posted by: Daybrother ---Now 40% less snark at August 18, 2015 06:24 PM (VE1Rg)

83 "Which button do you push to send email?"

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at August 18, 2015 06:24 PM (8ZskC)

84 Prediction: Chelsea's wedding plans are on the brink of national exposure.

------

Shocking reveal. Donald Trump was on the original guest list, but didn't make the final cut.

Posted by: SH at August 18, 2015 06:24 PM (gmeXX)

85 "Thank you all. Thank you."

I don't think that word means what you think it means.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 18, 2015 06:25 PM (2lndx)

86 The irony is that she started her national career as a lawyer in the Watergate investigation but was fired because she was too amoral and dishonest.

---At least I think some columnist will use that fact in summing up her departure from politics.
Posted by: Daybrother ---Now 40% less snark at August 18, 2015 06:24 PM (VE1Rg)

Fox News just mentioned in while comparing her to Nixon.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 18, 2015 06:25 PM (kXoT0)

87
(Jump to where this all swept under the rug)

Posted by: Soothsayer II, thirty-two-time Top Commenter at August 18, 2015 06:25 PM (DxVXo)

88 "Wipe it like with a cloth?"

INSTANT classic.

Mark my words.

Wow, is that a hilarious video.

Thanks, ace, for lifting my spirits a little bit

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 06:25 PM (AkOaV)

89 Ugh. Those googly eyes. Repulsive.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 18, 2015 06:26 PM (E5UB0)

90 It's all the product of a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.

Posted by: Chi at August 18, 2015 06:26 PM (hk+5O)

91 "Thank you all. Thank you."

I don't think that word means what you think it means.


I was reaching for, "thank you sir, may I have another."

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at August 18, 2015 06:26 PM (8ZskC)

92 Al Gore will ride in on a unicorn and save the day!

----------

Holy crap. If that wpuld happen.... Hello President Trump.....

Posted by: fixerupper at August 18, 2015 06:26 PM (GA9gG)

93 Having the server is the FIRST crime, you stupid bint.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
---------------------

Yes. It is all deflection, all of the time with the Left.

You see, the issue with illegals isn't that they are illegal, it is that 'they don't have a path to citizenship'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 18, 2015 06:27 PM (9mTYi)

94
that was a terrible attempt at a joke, she turns to smile but nobody laughs, lack of charisma would be charitable.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 18, 2015 06:27 PM (ODxAs)

95 Hillary: "Well it all depends on what your definition of "I," "Did," "Not," "Send," "Classified," & "Information" is.'

Media: "See......there is a Right Wing Conspiracy against Hillary"

The Rest of the World: "Yay Hillary, You go Girl!"

Posted by: Mike Hunt at August 18, 2015 06:27 PM (SJi0a)

96 "Wipe it like with a cloth?"

INSTANT classic.



No. Wipe it like YOUR ASS.

Or do you have someone for that too?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2015 06:27 PM (8ZskC)

97 That depends on what the definition of "wipe" is.

Posted by: Shrillary the Weeble at August 18, 2015 06:27 PM (MYSVz)

98 that second tweet is priceless. I might print that off and have it framed for my man cave. I especially like the subtle mention of Manson in the bottom chyron.

Posted by: MTF at August 18, 2015 06:27 PM (PxqU/)

99 Anybody know who Ed is? The guy who was asking the questions?

Posted by: John Oh at August 18, 2015 06:27 PM (aR/kH)

100 So she flees the country and campaigns as an exile. Her loyal drones turn out on Election Day and she wins. The only remaining trick is getting sworn in and pardoning herself.

Posted by: Todd w at August 18, 2015 06:28 PM (lrkg9)

101 Next time, I'm gonna wipe it like a hobo with a copy of the Sunday New York Times.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at August 18, 2015 06:28 PM (Dwehj)

102
Wipe it
Wipe it good

Posted by: Devo at August 18, 2015 06:28 PM (9mTYi)

103 The FBI should name the recovery operation "OPERATION BLUE DRESS"

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 18, 2015 06:28 PM (j2FM9)

104 I don't like that our Country has turned into a third world corrupt joke.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 18, 2015 06:28 PM (Xa4vS)

105 82 The irony is that she started her national career as a lawyer in the Watergate investigation but was fired because she was too amoral and dishonest.

---At least I think some columnist will use that fact in summing up her departure from politics.
Posted by: Daybrother ---Now 40% less snark at August 18, 2015 06:24 PM (VE1Rg)


--Don't forget trashing a rape victim to let a rapist go free.

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2015 06:28 PM (vsbNu)

106 Thanks Sherry

Posted by: Daybrother ---Now 40% less snark at August 18, 2015 06:28 PM (VE1Rg)

107 Any dems out there who are under the age of 60?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian



I cleaned her toilets.

Posted by: Antonio Villasansrosa at August 18, 2015 06:29 PM (ZCFje)

108 I did not have sexual relations with that server.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 18, 2015 06:29 PM (W5DcG)

109 She is literally the world's worst politician.

Posted by: SH at August 18, 2015 06:29 PM (gmeXX)

110 Hillary is the first president to be impeached during the campaign to win election.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 18, 2015 06:29 PM (j2FM9)

111 "What, like with a cloth or something?"

Posted by: m at August 18, 2015 06:29 PM (ELEPX)

112 People still think she's going to be elected next President of the United States?

You have the government (read, Obama Administration) and the media hounding her... does ANYBODY really believe she's going to win this battle?

They are NOT going to let her win. Period.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2015 06:29 PM (Dj0WE)

113 I shot a man in Fort Marcy Park
Just to watch him die.

Posted by: The Woman In Orange at August 18, 2015 06:29 PM (8ZskC)

114 #AllServersMatter

Posted by: USA at August 18, 2015 06:30 PM (tfM+W)

115 No. Wipe it like YOUR ASS.

Or do you have someone for that too?



....kill me

Posted by: Secret Service man at August 18, 2015 06:30 PM (39g3+)

116 The irony is that she started her national career as a lawyer in the Watergate investigation but was fired because she was too amoral and dishonest.

---At least I think some columnist will use that fact in summing up her departure from politics.

Posted by: Daybrother ---Now 40% less snark at August 18, 2015 06:24 PM


Writing That would require research, intelligence, and a complete ignoring of the "Hillary Clinton Narrative."

Next you will tell me that someone in the MSM will report that the Nobel Peace Prize Winner's Iran Deal will make nuclear proliferation into KSA, Egypt, and Turkey more likely.

Posted by: rd at August 18, 2015 06:30 PM (a/sAS)

117 She should have gone with the pink pantsuit. The national media cuts her a lot more slack when she wears the pink pantsuit.

Posted by: Furious George at August 18, 2015 06:30 PM (UlJ3l)

118 >>> Five year olds are better liars than that.

They get in trouble for lying.

Posted by: fluffy at August 18, 2015 06:30 PM (2iV3X)

119 IT WAS the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the
age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of
belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light,
it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the
winter of despair...

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 18, 2015 06:31 PM (LWu6U)

120 "Wipe it like with a cloth?"



INSTANT classic.



It truly is. It simultaneously shows 1) prevarication, while 2) buffing up her out-of-touch old geezer credentials to a high gloss. Even if you're inclined to believe her, at best she comes across as someone who thinks the mouse is to be used as a foot pedal.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 18, 2015 06:31 PM (oKE6c)

121 Crack that wipe
Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back

When a problem comes along you must wipe it
Before the cream sits out too long you must wipe it
When something's going wrong you must wipe it

Now wipe it into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late to wipe it
wipe it good

When a good time turns around you must wipe it
You will never live it down unless you wipe it
No one gets their way until they wipe it
I say wipe it wipe it good
I say wipe it wipe it good

Crack that wipe
Give the past the slip
Step on a crack
Break your momma's back

When a problem comes along you must wipe it
Before the cream sits out too long you must wipe it
When something's going wrong you must wipe it

Now wipe it into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late to wipe it into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It's not too late to wipe it
wipe it good

Posted by: Devo at August 18, 2015 06:31 PM (9mTYi)

122 People still think she's going to be elected next President of the United States?

Yep. She's faced worse and skated easily. Stonewall, bribe and wait it out and it goes away. Dozens of career-killing scandals.

Posted by: Secret Service man at August 18, 2015 06:31 PM (39g3+)

123 ---At least I think some columnist will use that fact in summing up her departure from politics.
Posted by: Daybrother ---Now 40% less snark at August 18, 2015 06:24 PM (VE1Rg)

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 18, 2015 06:25 PM (kXoT0)


And that columnists name will be Maureen Dowd.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 18, 2015 06:31 PM (oFCZn)

124 Five year olds are better liars than that.


Do you know who took the cookie, Hillary?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 18, 2015 06:32 PM (8ZskC)

125 Oh, darlin', ah hope yer gonna stay outta jail.

Assumin' the worst, though, ahm free to date, right?

*bites lip* *points with thumb*

Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton at August 18, 2015 06:32 PM (Lre/J)

126 "you got to watch this".......oh thanks...I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Posted by: MrKnowItAll at August 18, 2015 06:32 PM (uJK1E)

127 You have the government (read, Obama
Administration) and the media hounding her... does ANYBODY really
believe she's going to win this battle?



They are NOT going to let her win. Period.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2015 06:29 PM (Dj0WE)

There's definitely blood in the water, and a lot of fins swimming around her.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 18, 2015 06:32 PM (oKE6c)

128 Back up everyone ... seriously, back up ... further, I don't want anyone to get hurt. OK, now close your eyes.

Here goes: "Hillary Clinton is a national disgrace."

There, I destroyed her in a single press release.

Posted by: Blacktrumka at August 18, 2015 06:32 PM (8/DeP)

129 I mean funny like I'm a big orange clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f*ckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at August 18, 2015 06:32 PM (Dwehj)

130 Just because she doesn't know how to "wipe" a server Or perhaps even what that means, doesn't mean she didn't have it done.

Al Capone didn't do his own effing taxes you know...
(or kill people himself since he moved out of "that end of the business")

Posted by: Havildar Major at August 18, 2015 06:32 PM (jpW6t)

131 Even if you're inclined to believe her, at best she comes across as someone who thinks the mouse is to be used as a foot pedal.

Yeah I hope she fired whoever suggested that response. She not only looks old in that video but she sounds like a confused old grandma.

"This machine has produced a paper with words on it all by its self! Witchcraft!!!"

"No Granny, its just the printer...."

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 18, 2015 06:32 PM (39g3+)

132 if there's a God, who likes Republicans, please let there be the following email on Hillary's server:

" Chelsea's Wedding:

Huma, make sure the florist gets the same flowers that are on the northeast side of the Soviet eastern district command and control center (picture attached).

I forget what they're called, so I'm including a close-up to 2" resolution (picture 2 attached).

If you have any questions check with Sergei, our guy undercover there. I think his cover name is Mikhail Sergeovich.

Those flowers are really pretty and match Chelsea's and my eyes perfectly."

ttfn
_

Posted by: BumperStickerist at August 18, 2015 06:33 PM (0MJOU)

133 "does ANYBODY really believe she's going to win this battle?"

Yes.....of course. Don't let them play you. This is only a hot topic right now, to get it out of the way. So that the (2) Commie's can go head to head and determine who is King Commie.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at August 18, 2015 06:33 PM (SJi0a)

134 Just because she doesn't know how to "wipe" a server Or perhaps even what that means, doesn't mean she didn't have it done.
--------------------

I never personally killed anyone.

Posted by: Joe Stalin at August 18, 2015 06:33 PM (9mTYi)

135 99 Anybody know who Ed is? The guy who was asking the questions?
Posted by: John Oh at August 18, 2015 06:27 PM (aR/kH)

Probably Ed Henry at Fox.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 06:34 PM (AkOaV)

136 Elsewhere in the race, Mr. "No Exceptions" on abortion Rubio has now flip flopped and said he'd be open to some exceptions or something.
Posted by: prescient11 at August 18, 2015 06:15 PM (q5APL)

You know, the exception BS is exceptional.
For those of you who feel that a woman who is raped or incest should still be able to kill her baby, imagine it this way and see if you still feel the same way.

Said conception goes to full term. Baby is delivered and is wrapped up in newborn blanket.
Shall we kill it? Whip out a knife and stab it, or inject it with a toxic cocktail?
Gee, why not?

What is the difference between an abortion of the exact same child earlier in the term and doing it after it arrives simply because the child was conceived during a rape or incestual rape?

I personally feel that a woman who is raped, goes to the ER for treatment and counseling should be able to immediately avail herself of any post coital birth control appropriate. But otherwise,later killing the resultant infant isn't going to make this victim any happier in the long run. The amount of trauma a rape victim experiences, then compounded by an abortion they have to live with forever should never be promoted.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 18, 2015 06:34 PM (cyR4W)

137 The rule a' law, she is a' dead.
*pose*

Posted by: Dramatic Italian at August 18, 2015 06:34 PM (ZCFje)

138 But I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me; I'm going to say this again:

I. Did. Not. Have. Wiping. Relations. With. That. Server. That bathroom server.

I never told anybody to wipe, not a single time. never. These allegations are FALSE and I need to go back to work for the American people.

Thank you.

Posted by: Shrillary the Weeble at August 18, 2015 06:34 PM (MYSVz)

139

LOL


Guilt just oozes out of the video onto my face.

I feel guilty just watching it. For what, I don't know. I just feel filthy guilty.

lol - she's insane
they're all insane

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2015 06:34 PM (qCMvj)

140 Five year olds are better liars than that.

https://pbs.tw___.com/media/CMuYdAfW8AAmhVA.jpg:large

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 18, 2015 06:34 PM (39g3+)

141 Is an email about a foreigner making a big donation to the Clinton Foundation personal or government?

- Asking for no one since we all know HRC's answer to that question.

Posted by: SH at August 18, 2015 06:34 PM (gmeXX)

142 Prediction: Chelsea's wedding plans are on the brink of national exposure.


That's OK, as long as images of Hilary's yoga poses don't follow them.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 18, 2015 06:34 PM (oKE6c)

143 She set up I don't know how to clean a server

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2015 06:35 PM (6EYPb)

144 Do you know who took the cookie, Hillary?

Not Me!

Posted by: Bil Keane at August 18, 2015 06:35 PM (2lndx)

145
It is quite the lie too. I am glad it is on video. We already know she sent classified info from the IG. Now she is gonna say it was unmarked. Well no shit, you told somebody to unmark it.

How she could be so stupid (she's not) to not recognize what is classified is not a quality you want in a president is another question that won't be asked by the MFM.

Although I like that dude that was persistent.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 18, 2015 06:35 PM (ODxAs)

146
Writing That would require research, intelligence, and a complete ignoring of the "Hillary Clinton Narrative."

Next you will tell me that someone in the MSM will report that the Nobel Peace Prize Winner's Iran Deal will make nuclear proliferation into KSA, Egypt, and Turkey more likely.
Posted by: rd


2034 The Free States Communications Net:
"Radiation has died down in Pennsylvania and the Great Lakes area. Food and trade in those areas is encouraged. In other News the burned body of a 75 year old man in the Barack Obama museum was identified as the former President. The body was highly radioactive. Ironically."

Posted by: Daybrother ---Now 40% less snark at August 18, 2015 06:36 PM (VE1Rg)

147 These questions are ridiculous and are preventing me from talking about the real issues, like how I'm going to destroy the country.

-Hillary

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 18, 2015 06:36 PM (oFCZn)

148 I wonder if a copy of Obama's transcripts are on the server?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2015 06:36 PM (VPLuQ)

149 I have Mexicans to wipe things.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at August 18, 2015 06:36 PM (8ZskC)

150 I didn't wipe the server.
I degaussed it. I love to degauss.
I could degauss till de gauss come home.

Posted by: Hillary! with an Electromagnet at August 18, 2015 06:37 PM (0MJOU)

151 People still think she's going to be elected next President of the United States?

Yep. She's faced worse and skated easily. Stonewall, bribe and wait it out and it goes away. Dozens of career-killing scandals.
Posted by: Secret Service man at August 18, 2015 06:31 PM (39g3+)


I would bet you money on this, but I'm not going to come up to collect my winnings.


I am going to rather enjoy doing the "see I told you so" game though.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2015 06:37 PM (Dj0WE)

152 OMG. She actually does say "What, like with a cloth or something?"

Posted by: rokshox at August 18, 2015 06:37 PM (Ap82b)

153 Except my ass, of course. I have an Air Force Captain for that.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at August 18, 2015 06:37 PM (8ZskC)

154 These people are very good at what they do. Don't be shocked if nothing comes of this, we still can't be sure that Hillary isn't the one pulling the strings.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at August 18, 2015 06:37 PM (SJi0a)

155 Top secret info protection doesn't seem to be a priority of any degree for lefties

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2015 06:38 PM (6EYPb)

156 The server just appeared. Inflicted itself upon her.

She's as much a victim as anyone. More, even.

"ALL YOUR E-MAIL WILL GO THROUGH ME," it intoned. "LET NO OTHERS COME BEFORE ME. AND I WILL DELIVER THINE MISSIVES THROUGHOUT THE COSMOS WILL SECRECY AND EFFICIENCY, LET NO MAN STAND AGAINST US. LET IT BE SO." And it was so.

I mean, what was she supposed to do, wingnutz?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 18, 2015 06:38 PM (oVJmc)

157
Do you know why you havent seen pics of hillary hiolding her grand-it?

Because they probably test-photoed and test-videoed her doing so and she looks awful.

Posted by: Soothsayer II, thirty-two-time Top Commenter at August 18, 2015 06:38 PM (DxVXo)

158 Devo provides another set of great alternative lyrics.

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2015 06:38 PM (vsbNu)

159 If your personal email is private, then why send it from the same account you're sending official stuff from, witch?

"You mean, did I wipe it with a cloth?" The. Gall.

I hope she goes down in the most humiliating flames possible.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 18, 2015 06:38 PM (mBYZv)

160 Nobody likes a sparkling clean server like I do.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at August 18, 2015 06:38 PM (8ZskC)

161 This is un be effin leivable. In a sane country she'd be locked up or swinging.
I think I see my brother comin....

Posted by: Clarney at August 18, 2015 06:38 PM (FXwvy)

162 But

But

But

Chris Christie SHUT DOWN LANES ON A BRIDGE!!!

Posted by: Hysterical MSNBC Host at August 18, 2015 06:38 PM (a/sAS)

163

She's having a bad week.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2015 06:39 PM (qCMvj)

164 How. The. Fuck. Did. EdHenry. get. the. mic?

Couldn't Huma hold him down with the ropes?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at August 18, 2015 06:39 PM (U6f54)

165 I saw the best servers of my administration wiped by inept techies,
starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the negro voting precincts at dawn looking for bums to vote twice or more,
neck-bearded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to Che Guevara in an orange pantsuit...

Posted by: zombie at August 18, 2015 06:39 PM (jBuUi)

166 Hillary! combines the fifth amendment and a presidential run.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 18, 2015 06:39 PM (LImiJ)

167 Yep. She's faced worse and skated easily. Stonewall, bribe and wait it out and it goes away. Dozens of career-killing scandals.
Posted by: Secret Service man at August 18, 2015 06:31 PM (39g3+)


That was when Bill was being all jovial and charismatic. Hillary is out front on all this and she is terrible.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 18, 2015 06:40 PM (j2FM9)

168 You know I don't bake cookies or anything.

Posted by: The Hillabeast, duck they are shooting at us at August 18, 2015 06:40 PM (0FSuD)

169 What an winner:

@sahilkapur

Jeb, pressed on Common Core: "I'm for high standards. I'm for high standards. I'm for high standards."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 18, 2015 06:40 PM (ZCFje)

170 So Hillary!, what is the definition of wipe? Same as is?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2015 06:40 PM (Cu/Pk)

171 I queef in your general direction!

Posted by: Hitlery! at August 18, 2015 06:40 PM (vsbNu)

172 And this ladies and gentlemen is what passes for truth, honesty and integrity from a Democratic candidate for President of the United States.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2015 06:40 PM (VPLuQ)

173 Look five, ten years ago I would have agreed that she's toast. I would have said with total confidence that there is no possible way someone with this on their lap could win a nomination, let alone the presidency.

But after the last ten years? What we've seen? How things have changed? In what way do you still think we have any justice or sanity left in America?

I would love to be proven wrong. It would give me some glimmering shred of hope for our nation. I just don't have any left to give.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 18, 2015 06:40 PM (39g3+)

174 156 The server just appeared. Inflicted itself upon her.
She's as much a victim as anyone. More, even.
"ALL YOUR E-MAIL WILL GO THROUGH ME," it intoned. "LET NO OTHERS COME BEFORE ME. AND I WILL DELIVER THINE MISSIVES THROUGHOUT THE COSMOS WILL SECRECY AND EFFICIENCY, LET NO MAN STAND AGAINST US. LET IT BE SO." And it was so.
I mean, what was she supposed to do, wingnutz?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 18, 2015 06:38 PM (oVJmc)




Serves (SWIDT?) her right for using a HAL-9000.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 18, 2015 06:40 PM (oKE6c)

175
Hillary is terrible with people. She must be even worse with children. But shes still gonna win...unless obama does some more awful things that will kill the Democrat party.

Posted by: Soothsayer II, thirty-two-time Top Commenter at August 18, 2015 06:40 PM (DxVXo)

176 You aren't allowed to use computers at Camp Cupcake, so there's that.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 18, 2015 06:40 PM (oFCZn)

177 149 I have Mexicans to wipe things.
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at August 18, 2015 06:36 PM (8ZskC)

Yes, of course, she probably just turned to someone and said, "Take care of it."

Same words she probably used when she set the whole thing up. "I want to communicate with Kazakhstan businessmen who want to donate to the foundation without it showing up on official government records, and I don't want to have to use two email addresses. Take care of it."

Posted by: Hillary at August 18, 2015 06:41 PM (laMCB)

178 Wipe? Front to back or back to front?

Posted by: Hillary at August 18, 2015 06:41 PM (oKE6c)

179 I think America is ready for the transparency that a Hillary regime will bring.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 18, 2015 06:41 PM (XAFOu)

180 164..

Posted by: Clarney at August 18, 2015 06:41 PM (FXwvy)

181 134 I never personally killed anyone.

Posted by: Joe Stalin at August 18, 2015 06:33 PM (9mTYi)


Dude! You don't know what you're missing.

Posted by: Che Guevara (t-shirts and flags still available from Amazon, kiddies!) at August 18, 2015 06:41 PM (EHU9F)

182 Stroke survivors usually lose some mental capacity. She is not the only one complicit in this clusterfork. Every person who communicated with her had to know. They are all accessories to this shit.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 18, 2015 06:41 PM (ucDmr)

183 Look on the bright side, Hillary: they won't have email servers in Fun Camp.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 18, 2015 06:41 PM (oKE6c)

184 All your emails are belong to us.

Posted by: The FBI at August 18, 2015 06:42 PM (laMCB)

185 Crap!! 164...I lowelled

Posted by: Clarney at August 18, 2015 06:42 PM (FXwvy)

186 Front to back or back to front?

At this point, it doesn't really matter. Just take care of it.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at August 18, 2015 06:42 PM (Dwehj)

187 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 18, 2015 06:40 PM (39g3+

I think the person who said she's only going to talk to white people about race relations is not going to last long.

You can only screw up so many times.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 18, 2015 06:42 PM (j2FM9)

188 Dang sock error

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at August 18, 2015 06:42 PM (laMCB)

189

She stood by Slick Willie to get to this point.

Miserable life. Bill hasn't suffered a bit.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2015 06:42 PM (qCMvj)

190 HAL, "What do you mean wipe the data? I have the greatest enthusiasm for serving you! No I won't let you wipe me."

Hillary in her orange space suit with green helmet gets closer.

HAL, "Now Hillary! take a chill pill and I am sure we can talk this over."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2015 06:42 PM (Cu/Pk)

191 I use to look sort of street able, what happen?




http://tinyurl.com/pj4luew

Posted by: The Hillabeast, duck they are shooting at us at August 18, 2015 06:43 PM (0FSuD)

192 As Treacher pointed out on Twitter: Hillary kind of semi-apologized for treating the issue with too much levity with her snapchat tweet. Then she says "wipe it down with a cloth?"

Yeah, she's taking this seriously. With all she's gotten away with over her career, its hard to wipe that sneer off her face.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 18, 2015 06:43 PM (39g3+)

193 Just perhaps...
the bathroom server shenanigans were because HRC didn't want BO to spy on or undermine her, and BO is now using the bathroom server to make sure HRC and BJC are not in a position to define BO's legacy the way BO defined Bush's legacy.

Posted by: USA at August 18, 2015 06:43 PM (tfM+W)

194 I think the person who said she's only going to talk to white people about race relations is not going to last long.

You can only screw up so many times.

------

I really hope that person wins the nomination. I have my doubts, but what fun that will be.

Posted by: SH at August 18, 2015 06:43 PM (gmeXX)

195 So, America, is this the kind of fucktardery you want for the next four years?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 18, 2015 06:43 PM (oVJmc)

196 "Hillary is out front on all this and she is terrible."

It doesn't matter, most of the people who will be voting for her think they are getting Bill....so it's irrelevant what she does. When her base believes that there is a Right Wing Conspiracy out to get her, this only helps her.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at August 18, 2015 06:43 PM (SJi0a)

197 There is no way she makes it to the convention.

The panic has become a living, breathing thing.

They'll pull the plug on her.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 18, 2015 06:44 PM (oFCZn)

198 Who's that reporter repeatedly badgering her. He asked followup questions!! Didn't he get the f'ng memo?!? ONE. SOFTBALL. QUESTION. Per news org. ONE! Yank his creds and get Lerner on the...who do we have at IRS now??

Posted by: Robbie "Mookie" Mook at August 18, 2015 06:44 PM (5buP8)

199 161: Ridin many miles.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 18, 2015 06:44 PM (ucDmr)

200 Serious question: Who is running her campaign? Anybody with a track record?

Posted by: BurtTC at August 18, 2015 06:44 PM (Dj0WE)

201 Big deal.

I wipe my ass with the Constitution every day.

Posted by: Baraka at August 18, 2015 06:44 PM (vsbNu)

202 189

She stood by Slick Willie to get to this point.

Miserable life. Bill hasn't suffered a bit.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2015 06:42 PM (qCMvj)


Bill will probably bed Huma while Hillary's cracking rocks in the clink.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 18, 2015 06:44 PM (j2FM9)

203 I didn't wipe a single intertube. You have my word on it.

Posted by: Hilary Clinton at August 18, 2015 06:44 PM (5LOno)

204 nope, follow the link in my post, she often wears orange.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corse

Freudian clothing slip?

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 18, 2015 06:44 PM (mBYZv)

205 So, America, is this the kind of fucktardery you want for the next four years?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 18, 2015 06:43 PM (oVJmc)


I would say 98% of the people that would vote for her would never see this video.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2015 06:44 PM (qCMvj)

206 The rage in her eyes and body language is just palpable.

HOW DAAAAAAREEE you question me. I am the Queen!

Posted by: I hope she chokes on it at August 18, 2015 06:45 PM (whMsz)

207 imagine what info might go through obamas blackberry.

Posted by: willow at August 18, 2015 06:45 PM (nqBYe)

208 Gravitas......


She needs to buy/rent/borrow/steal some.


About three metric butt-tons should get her started.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2015 06:45 PM (VPLuQ)

209 184 All your emails are belong to us.
Posted by: The FBI at August 18, 2015 06:42 PM (laMCB)

NSA?
Snowmen?

Putin?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 18, 2015 06:46 PM (fgSDS)

210 Ah, the Gary Hart gambit. 'Cause that worked so well before . . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2015 06:46 PM (JO9+V)

211 It's weird the way her face has to catch up with its fake expressions. She's like a second behind the fake emotion curve.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 18, 2015 06:46 PM (5buP8)

212 Bill will probably bed Huma while Hillary's cracking rocks in the clink.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 18, 2015 06:44 PM (j2FM9)


Cucked by Bill...AGAIN!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 18, 2015 06:46 PM (oFCZn)

213
obama is toast in 2012!!

Posted by: August 2011 at August 18, 2015 06:46 PM (DxVXo)

214 imagine what info might go through obamas blackberry.
Posted by: willow at August 18, 2015 06:45 PM (nqBYe)


my dream is that some of that flew through the toilet server - and hillary will use it against him. If she's going down, he goes down.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2015 06:46 PM (qCMvj)

215 I tried to sing it, but damn I kept forgetting the words, and I think Bill is fvcking Tammy.



http://tinyurl.com/kkx62h5

Posted by: The Hillabeast, duck they are shooting at us at August 18, 2015 06:46 PM (0FSuD)

216 Brave Sir Robin, just proves what a cheap mask Hillary! the Lizard Alien Overlord wears.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2015 06:47 PM (Cu/Pk)

217 Serious question: Who is running her campaign? Anybody with a track record?

Posted by: BurtTC


Kinda?

Posted by: President William Jefferson Clinton at August 18, 2015 06:47 PM (ZCFje)

218 obama is toast in 2012!!
Posted by: August 2011 at August 18, 2015 06:46 PM (DxVXo)

-----

Well we can always nominate Jeb.

Posted by: SH at August 18, 2015 06:47 PM (gmeXX)

219 It's weird the way her face has to catch up with its fake expressions. She's like a second behind the fake emotion curve.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 18, 2015 06:46 PM (5buP


Shrillary was born in the Uncanny Valley.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 18, 2015 06:47 PM (MYSVz)

220 Now spare a thought for Romney. He was trying to recruit women, and the Reds stuck it up his ass because he said he had "binders full of women."


OK, it was an unfortunate turn of phrase, but he'd done nothing wrong whatsoever. Yet he paid a heavy price.


Meanwhile, this bitch has endangered national security, and probably any number of intelligence assets, for all of which she is guilty as all hell, and yet she feels confident enough to engage in some snark, certain that she won't get rung up for this.


God hates us. Hell, now I hate us too.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 18, 2015 06:47 PM (oKE6c)

221 Suck it August 2011
I'm scared of you

Posted by: Clarney at August 18, 2015 06:47 PM (FXwvy)

222 document dump......light a match...open a window (stolen shamelessly from another thread)

Posted by: MrKnowItAll at August 18, 2015 06:47 PM (uJK1E)

223 I would say 98% of the people that would vote for her would never see this video.
***
So, uh, like the so-called, uh, news, is like a bunch of like old, uh, white men who just don't want to see a strong, uh, woman, succeed.

Posted by: Your Average Clinton Voter at August 18, 2015 06:48 PM (5LOno)

224

She really has some hate eyes.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2015 06:48 PM (qCMvj)

225 They just ran part of the video on ABC national news.

Posted by: Daybrother ---Now 40% less snark at August 18, 2015 06:48 PM (VE1Rg)

226 Is it too early to call this Toiletgate?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 18, 2015 06:48 PM (oKE6c)

227 "They'll pull the plug on her."

Suuure they will

That's like walking up to John Gotti and claiming he's not fit for the job, and he needs to step down.....(Same Exact Thing)

Posted by: Mike Hunt at August 18, 2015 06:48 PM (SJi0a)

228 It's weird the way her face has to catch up with its fake expressions.

When you fake every emotion, sometimes its hard to remember. And that stroke probably slowed her a little.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 18, 2015 06:48 PM (39g3+)

229 Taxi!

Take me off this campaign.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at August 18, 2015 06:48 PM (8ZskC)

230 l Gore will ride in on a unicorn and save the day!

-
Yeah, that no controlling legal authority sounds pretty smooth compared to this.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 18, 2015 06:48 PM (LImiJ)

231 artisanal 'ette
crosses fingers

Posted by: willow at August 18, 2015 06:48 PM (nqBYe)

232 She didn't send it; she just received it, you right-wing nuts!

Posted by: andycanuck at August 18, 2015 06:49 PM (4TTES)

233 207 imagine what info might go through obamas blackberry.
Posted by: willow at August 18, 2015 06:45 PM (nqBYe)


Ummmm . . .

Posted by: Kal Penn at August 18, 2015 06:49 PM (vsbNu)

234 212 Bill will probably bed Huma while Hillary's cracking rocks in the clink.

He'll be all like, "What's that smell...it's vaguely familiar??"

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 18, 2015 06:49 PM (5buP8)

235 obama is toast in 2012!!

Nobody can survive this Benghazi thing!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 18, 2015 06:49 PM (39g3+)

236 A modest proposal: use a homebrew server for the Secret Service's emails too.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 18, 2015 06:50 PM (oKE6c)

237 Hillary needs to stay away from Ft Marcy Park.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2015 06:50 PM (VPLuQ)

238 Just caught it on MSNBC....

Posted by: Clarney at August 18, 2015 06:50 PM (FXwvy)

239 She really has some hate eyes.



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2015 06:48 PM (qCMvj)

Always has, see @191, 30 years ago.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 18, 2015 06:50 PM (0FSuD)

240 Where do you buy these methane-fired, water-cooled servers?

Posted by: USA at August 18, 2015 06:51 PM (tfM+W)

241 VIA, even the private jet or the glossy black SUV might be dangerous. Heck Hillary! just might fall in her own bathroom and Life Alert fails to get the call.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 18, 2015 06:51 PM (Cu/Pk)

242 Rather than watch that video with Hillary! flapping her Face Beef Drapes, I much prefer this video of Terri Nunn of Berlin singing "No More Words", one of my all time faves. That's the first thought I had when I saw the title of this post:

http://tinyurl.com/Berlin-No-More-Words

And here is what she currently looks like:

http://tinyurl.com/Ahhhh-the-80s-Good-times

See, the news is so bad, I'm falling back into the music of the 80s to keep me sane. It's better than thinking about the fucking future.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 18, 2015 06:51 PM (72D6h)

243 I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything.

Posted by: Hillary Cankles Clinton at August 18, 2015 06:51 PM (yox0K)

244 Jen,


I'm fine with the usual exceptions. That's been every candidates position forever.


I just don't think it's really the government's purview in those awful situations. But I understand the other point of view too.

Posted by: prescient11 at August 18, 2015 06:51 PM (q5APL)

245 a ham sammich can beat Obama/ me 2012

hillary might be eating the sammich 2016

Posted by: willow at August 18, 2015 06:52 PM (nqBYe)

246 so. i'm not guessing

Posted by: willow at August 18, 2015 06:52 PM (nqBYe)

247
Reporter: The FBI report specifies classified information, Your Highness

Hillary Rodham Clinton: We are not presently disposed to discuss those matters, peasant.

Reporter: Did you not work for the State Department?

Hillary Rodham Clinton: No.

Reporter: Did you not send and receive classified e-mails as Secretary of State? Your Majesty?

Hillary Rodham Clinton: Insect, We are unaware of any such activity or operation... nor would We be disposed to discuss such an operation if it did in fact exist.




*pause*



Hillary Rodham Clinton: Did they say why, reporter? Why they want to terminate Our candidacy?


Reporter: Something about classified information, Your Majesty.


Hillary Rodham Clinton: It's no longer classified, is it? Did they tell you?


Reporter: They told me that you had gone totally insane, and that your methods were unsound.



Hillary Rodham Clinton: Are Our methods unsound?



Reporter: I don't see any method at all, Your Majesty.


Hillary Rodham Clinton: As for the charges against Us, We are unconcerned. We are beyond their timid, lying morality, and so We are beyond caring.



Reporter: I wish I had words, Your Majesty. I wish I had words...

Posted by: Francis Ford FaCubeItches at August 18, 2015 06:52 PM (amQXf)

248 Nothing will happen.

They are too busy denying tax-exempt status to evil Tea Party groups...

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 18, 2015 06:52 PM (7YlUk)

249 235 obama is toast in 2012!!

Nobody can survive this Benghazi thing!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 18, 2015 06:49 PM (39g3+)

Christopher Stevens agrees

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 18, 2015 06:52 PM (fgSDS)

250 135 Thanks. I should have guessed. It amazes me that none of the other reporters want to be Woodward or Bernstein. They'd rather be lapdogs.

Posted by: John Oh at August 18, 2015 06:52 PM (aR/kH)

251 "4 Funny she is wearing orange. Preview for the jump suit, or is she just the big fat great pumpkin Charlie Brown's Dildo?"

Ahead of her time.

Posted by: Decaf at August 18, 2015 06:52 PM (CsxNC)

252 Look five, ten years ago I would have agreed that she's toast. I would have said with total confidence that there is no possible way someone with this on their lap could win a nomination, let alone the presidency.

But after the last ten years? What we've seen? How things have changed? In what way do you still think we have any justice or sanity left in America?

I would love to be proven wrong. It would give me some glimmering shred of hope for our nation. I just don't have any left to give.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 18, 2015 06:40 PM (39g3+)



The question is:
Is this an issue being pushed by normal Americans and (some of) the Republicans; OR Is it being pushed by the GOPe and the Obama Faction of the Democrat Party too?

The former? It dies down and is soon labelled a conspiracy of the vast Right Wing.
The latter? Hillary and her pals are discredited, she quits her nomination run. But no one goes to jail.

Either way, Government gets bigger.

Posted by: Machiavelli knows all! at August 18, 2015 06:53 PM (a/sAS)

253 The part that just boggles the heck out of me is:

This "Smartest Person in the World" had -months- to do the wiping.

1) Go to Fry's.
2) Buy a new drive.
3) Install stuff on there.
4) Old drive? What old drive? (Hiding thermite-melted hammer-crushed old drive.)

Posted by: Alan at August 18, 2015 06:53 PM (ZkOKz)

254 Rosie O'Donnel claims that her missing daughter has been found, in good condition.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2015 06:53 PM (VPLuQ)

255 235 obama is toast in 2012!!

Nobody can survive this Benghazi thing!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 18, 2015 06:49 PM (39g3+)

You walk aalllll the way across the campground to piss on my fire. Let me enjoy its meager warmth for a moment, you sadist.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 18, 2015 06:53 PM (5buP8)

256 I'm beginning to see a future where Hillary! is under indictment and swinging in the wind for a few years while Mills testifies and Huma flees overseas.
I know, I'm dreaming. More likely President Sanders pardons her.

Posted by: Daybrother ---Now 40% less snark at August 18, 2015 06:53 PM (VE1Rg)

257 Milo Yiannopoulos
@Nero
For the love of God @TheRickWilson just get off Twitter for a while this is horrendous

@gabrielmalor
Oh, fuck off, dipshit.

Posted by: President William Jefferson Clinton at August 18, 2015 06:54 PM (ZCFje)

258 her arms are not toned.
so no Hillary for Progreassives

Posted by: willow at August 18, 2015 06:54 PM (nqBYe)

259 The only reason this shite will get any play on the MSM is that they want Hillary gone.

Posted by: prescient11 at August 18, 2015 06:54 PM (q5APL)

260 When I queef in Washington, they smell it in New York.

Posted by: Shrillary! at August 18, 2015 06:54 PM (vsbNu)

261 Will the media turn on her? (That is, will they stop covering for her?)
Not likely.
When push comes to shove, they'll pull her out of the fire ---- unless, unless they have another plausible leftie they can promote.
When they think they have someone else who can win, they'll kill the witch, just like they did in 2008.

Time for Joey Choo Choo!!!!


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 18, 2015 06:55 PM (cN9Sk)

262 Had a funny thought today, related to the golf outing of Mr. Clinton with TFG:

Both the Clintons and TFG are lawless, play dirty and wouldn't hesitate to push the other one into the line of fire if it would save their behinds.

Am trying to imagine what kind of deal is being brokered between them at the moment....

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at August 18, 2015 06:55 PM (oQQwD)

263 @gabrielmalor
Oh, fuck off, dipshit.

-----

He has a way with words.

Posted by: SH at August 18, 2015 06:55 PM (gmeXX)

264 Must be a pretty light-security prison she's speaking from, having buttons like that on her prison jumper.

Posted by: t-bird at August 18, 2015 06:55 PM (FcR7P)

265 I use to look sort of street able, what happen?
http://tinyurl.com/pj4luew
Posted by: The Hillabeast, duck they are shooting at us at August 18, 2015 06:43 PM (0FSuD)


ah, that snark comment she made about staying at home making cookies...


Hillary ought to hook up with Martha Stewart - she'll soon learn that making cookies - in prison - is a good thing.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2015 06:56 PM (qCMvj)

266 He has a way with words.

Posted by: SH


Of course he does, peon.

He is your better.

Posted by: President William Jefferson Clinton at August 18, 2015 06:56 PM (ZCFje)

267 Posted by: RondinellaMamma at August 18, 2015 06:55 PM (oQQwD)

Bingo.....

That's the $64,000 question.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 18, 2015 06:56 PM (Zu3d9)

268 257 Milo Yiannopoulos
@Nero
For the love of God @TheRickWilson just get off Twitter for a while this is horrendous

@gabrielmalor
Oh, fuck off, dipshit.

Posted by: President William Jefferson Clinton at August 18, 2015 06:54 PM (ZCFje)

--What did Gabe say that pissed off MY?

(Or wasthat Gabe that wrote that? I hate Twatter.)

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2015 06:57 PM (vsbNu)

269 My suggestion? Don't take any plane trips aboard.



http://tinyurl.com/ps252jx

Posted by: Zombie Ron Brown at August 18, 2015 06:57 PM (0FSuD)

270 He has a way with words.

Posted by: SH

Of course he does, peon.

He is your better.

Posted by: President William Jefferson Clinton at August 18, 2015 06:56 PM (ZCFje)

------

Well he is a lawyer - as he likes to remind everyone.

Posted by: SH at August 18, 2015 06:57 PM (gmeXX)

271 Odds of Hillary being struck by a meteor/lightning/foul ball/broken bat/runaway parked truck/air embolism/salmonella/infected flea bite/falling blue ice ball from a 747 all are slowly nearing 50/50.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2015 06:57 PM (VPLuQ)

272 I'm in the middle of investigating myself so I can't talk about it other than to say it's looking pretty good for me.

Posted by: Hillary Cankles Clinton at August 18, 2015 06:58 PM (yox0K)

273 Wow! And here I thought my press conference was awkward.

Posted by: Zombie Bud Dwyer at August 18, 2015 06:58 PM (lRwmz)

274 What did Gabe say that pissed off MY?

(Or wasthat Gabe that wrote that? I hate Twatter.)


I wouldn't have thought it possible, but the pure gibberish that is a Twitter "conversation" somehow makes even less sense when it gets reposted here.

Posted by: @ # RT LOL at August 18, 2015 06:59 PM (ydFKh)

275 Posted by: RondinellaMamma at August 18, 2015 06:55 PM (oQQwD)

Maybe giving the server to the FBI is a kind of insurance policy.

Posted by: USA at August 18, 2015 06:59 PM (tfM+W)

276
time for tasteless Subway jokes!

Jared is gonna plead guilty to k***ie pron.

Posted by: Soothie at August 18, 2015 06:59 PM (DxVXo)

277 268
--What did Gabe say that pissed off MY?

(Or wasthat Gabe that wrote that? I hate Twatter.)
Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2015 06:57 PM (vsbNu)


Yeah, I can't figure out who's saying what. Was it said by Gabe or to Gabe?

Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2015 06:59 PM (sdi6R)

278 Yeah, I can't figure out who's saying what. Was it said by Gabe or to Gabe?

------

Twitter has all the good catty fights.

Posted by: SH at August 18, 2015 07:01 PM (gmeXX)

279 time for tasteless Subway jokes!

Jared is gonna plead guilty to k***ie pron.
Posted by: Soothie at August 18, 2015 06:59 PM (DxVXo)

--Jared pleads guilty to consuming overly fresh meat.

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2015 07:01 PM (vsbNu)

280 Hillary, listen. You need to do something dramatic to change the subject. You know, widows get a lot of sympathy.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 18, 2015 07:02 PM (LImiJ)

281 Can we just go back to BlackLivesMatter for a moment?

http://go.fox2now.com/1LhyqrV

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2015 07:02 PM (VPLuQ)

282 I'm in the middle of investigating myself so I can't talk about it other than to say it's looking pretty good for me.

Posted by: Hillary Cankles Clinton at August 18, 2015 06:58 PM (yox0K)


Why bless your heart!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2015 07:03 PM (JO9+V)

283
speaking of No Words:

ABC NEWS Radio just did a top of the hour new and not one word about clintons email scandal. They mentioned Clinton, but only as an excuse to play her campaign soundbite about how mean the Republicans are for wanting to deport all immigrants.

Then ABC News mentioned George Zimmerman, updating us on what he's up to.

This scandal aint going nowheres. Sorry.

Posted by: Soothie at August 18, 2015 07:03 PM (DxVXo)

284 --Jared pleads guilty to consuming overly fresh meat.
Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2015 07:01 PM (vsbNu)

Secret sauce?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 18, 2015 07:03 PM (fgSDS)

285 281 Can we just go back to BlackLivesMatter for a moment?

http://go.fox2now.com/1LhyqrV
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2015 07:02 PM (VPLuQ)


*facepalm*

Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2015 07:04 PM (sdi6R)

286 Wow, a Bud Dwyer reference.
What do you do with a damp 45?

Posted by: Clarney at August 18, 2015 07:04 PM (FXwvy)

287 "trying to imagine what kind of deal is being brokered between them"

Here is a Possibility:

Obama: "So when I become the Head of the United Nations your not going to get rid of anything I have done?"

Clinton: "Shucks....we wouldn't do that to you. I know what it's like to be the first Black President, but you have to make sure we win"

Obama: "O.K., but if you press me when I'm the World King, the United States will pay large price."

Clinton: "Well that all sounds good to me Barry. Now, watch me smash this Drive."

Posted by: Mike Hunt at August 18, 2015 07:04 PM (SJi0a)

288 Gabe is a graduate of Dale Carnegie Masters Course - How To Win Friends and Influence People.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 18, 2015 07:05 PM (JO9+V)

289 You know who the dark horse is in all this?

Mooch.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at August 18, 2015 07:05 PM (U6f54)

290 I like how's she's turned the focus into what's on the server when just having a private server is a crime in itself.

The rest is just adding more charges to the original crime.

Posted by: Misfortune & Pestilence at August 18, 2015 07:05 PM (yox0K)

291 Milo Yiannopoulos
@Nero
For the love of God @TheRickWilson just get off Twitter for a while this is horrendous

@gabrielmalor
Oh, fuck off, dipshit.


Wow. Seeing what Wilson said, it surprises me that Gabe would defend that.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 18, 2015 07:05 PM (oVJmc)

292
Jared got skinny by fapping to kids and eating Subway, but mostly fapping to kids.

Posted by: Soothie at August 18, 2015 07:05 PM (DxVXo)

293 eek

I agree with Gabe.

https://twitter.com/Nero/status/633772833546571776

scroll down to see what this guy Rick says, then Gabe replied here

https://twitter.com/gabrielmalor/with_replies

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2015 07:05 PM (qCMvj)

294 Am trying to imagine what kind of deal is being brokered between them at the moment....

-------

Barry quite famously told the Clinton people in 2009 that Slick Willy was a pussy about moving the Country to the far Left. I imagine Bill threatened Barry with information unless he tells the DoJ to drop the investigation and Barry told him it was out of his hands and not to even try or people might die. Barack thinks he a king now. He kinda is too.

Posted by: Daybrother ---Now 40% less snark at August 18, 2015 07:06 PM (yzopa)

295 I didn't wipe the server.
I degaussed it. I love to degauss.
I could degauss till de gauss come home.
Posted by: Hillary!
-----------------------

I will not be mocked.

Posted by: Maxwell at August 18, 2015 07:06 PM (9mTYi)

296 283,
That's the secret. I'd venture that three quarters of eligible voters have no idea about this tale...

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 18, 2015 07:07 PM (FTYF8)

297 "Mooch."

*Swoons*

*Thud*

*Faints*

Posted by: The Media at August 18, 2015 07:07 PM (yox0K)

298 --Jared pleads guilty to consuming overly fresh meat.

Posted by: logprof at August 18, 2015 07:01 PM (vsbNu)


He did lose all that weight eating a six-inch for every meal.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 18, 2015 07:07 PM (oVJmc)

299
Jessica Valenti and Gabiel Malot must be in a competition for who can tweet the most dumb shit every day.

Posted by: Soothie at August 18, 2015 07:07 PM (DxVXo)

300 Yeah, I can't figure out who's saying what. Was it said by Gabe or to Gabe?

Posted by: rickl at August 18, 2015 06:59 PM (sdi6R)



Milo told RickWilson to get off Twitter, Gabe called Milo a dipshit.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 18, 2015 07:07 PM (0NdlF)

301 Oh boy, O'Malley says questions about email are legitimate.

Hill storms out of press conference in Vegas.



Circle those wagons, those injuins are attacking.




I smell blood

Posted by: Nip Sip, da Bridge Player at August 18, 2015 07:07 PM (0FSuD)

302 Just in case you just have to have a Hillary!
pantsuit, her Haute Couture designer is Susanna of Beverly Hills.
http://susannabh.com/celebrity-clients/

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 18, 2015 06:17 PM (kXoT0)


That's a strange way to spell "Acme Tent and Awning".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2015 07:07 PM (yQtWA)

303 We always greatly overestimated the political talent of the Clintons.

Bill was an accidental President put in place by 3rd Party, and then stayed there because the global economy had a post Cold War boom. None of this was because they were such incredible politicians.

Maybe chance has finally dealt a bad hand to the Clintons.

Posted by: Coolio at August 18, 2015 07:07 PM (B6LL7)

304
Given Hillary!!!!!'s "Reset Button" failure, I think enough data will be recovered from the server to send her to Leavenworth.


I wonder if Bill really will cry more.


Need to call Vegas and check the odds ...

Posted by: Arbalest at August 18, 2015 07:07 PM (FlRtG)

305 wilson apologizes

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2015 07:07 PM (qCMvj)

306 If you see Jim Webb suddenly get a lot of media attention, Cankles is on her way out. If Biden or Warren jump in, then you know Obama wants her out too.

Posted by: rd at August 18, 2015 07:07 PM (a/sAS)

307 alot of you guys did you hear about the part she says that the

guy that sends the emails gets to decide if its work or a recipes

dress pictures and what not the email computer has all the

emails took off of it so who cares about some emails are left if

she gets to say if their work emails or yoga emails think about

it plus also colon powel condolisa rice also had a computer for

emails

#trumpforpresdient2015

Posted by: Jose Canseco Eligible Voter at August 18, 2015 07:08 PM (1RNgT)

308 "Am I a crook? That's for the investigators to find out." -- Hillary Rodham Nixon

Bears repeating, always: at least Watergate didn't have a body count.

Posted by: LizLem at August 18, 2015 07:08 PM (hvf9s)

309 Interesting. O'Malley knows he has to do SOMETHING.


But he's a pussy.

Posted by: prescient11 at August 18, 2015 07:08 PM (q5APL)

310 Now this is just ropa dope.

She CAN'T be that stupid.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 18, 2015 07:08 PM (x3GpS)

311 Gay guys having a slap fight.

*yawn*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 18, 2015 07:09 PM (zyIlW)

312 All of the sudden I'm in the mood for Subway.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at August 18, 2015 07:09 PM (yox0K)

313 299
Jessica Valenti and Gabiel Malot must be in a competition for who can tweet the most dumb shit every day.

Posted by: Soothie at August 18, 2015 07:07 PM (DxVXo)

Pikers playing for second.

Posted by: Cher at August 18, 2015 07:09 PM (XAFOu)

314 What Me Scurry?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 18, 2015 07:09 PM (x3GpS)

315 293 eek

I agree with Gabe.

https://twitter.com/Nero/status/633772833546571776

scroll down to see what this guy Rick says, then Gabe replied here

https://twitter.com/gabrielmalor/with_replies
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2015 07:05 PM (qCMvj)

Is it ok if I don't give a flying fuck about Twitter spats?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 18, 2015 07:10 PM (fgSDS)

316 Amen MisHum.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 18, 2015 07:11 PM (zyIlW)

317 281 Can we just go back to BlackLivesMatter for a moment?

http://go.fox2now.com/1LhyqrV
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2015 07:02 PM (VPLuQ)

#BlackLivesMatter only when taken by a white(ish) person and the incident can be used to foment unrest.

White supremacists are forcing blacks to engage in white supremacy by controlling BLM folks mindthoughts! The value of a black life shoots way up when the brother is killed by a white(ish) person. White supremacists force #BLM folks not to care when a brother or innocent kid is killed by another black person.

It's insidious.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 18, 2015 07:11 PM (mBYZv)

318 She's kinda fixated on that Mao look.

Maybe someone didn't have any dough for a bribe so they sent her their full line of Mao suits in multiple cloth and colors?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 18, 2015 07:11 PM (x3GpS)

319 I like how's she's turned the focus into what's on the server when just having a private server is a crime in itself.
---------------

As I pointed out earlier, it is the same ploy that is used re illegals. The problem (as the Left present it) is that that they are deemed 'illegal', not the fact that they actually are illegal.

Posted by: Maxwell at August 18, 2015 07:12 PM (9mTYi)

320 If I go down I'm taking Boy King Putt with me.

Posted by: Hillary Cankles Clinton at August 18, 2015 07:12 PM (yox0K)

321 311 Gay guys having a slap fight.

*yawn*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 18, 2015 07:09 PM (zyIlW)


Not a fan of Milo's fabulous hair, huh?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at August 18, 2015 07:13 PM (0NdlF)

322 I bid four NO Trump!

Posted by: Nip Sip, da Bridge Player at August 18, 2015 07:13 PM (0FSuD)

323 No words? Criminal. Liar. Kleptocrat. Senile....hmmmmm......Thief. Traitor....hmmm...

Posted by: She looks great in blaze orange at August 18, 2015 07:13 PM (pq97T)

324 Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 18, 2015 07:11 PM (mBYZv)

We white folk are evil like that.

If you look close you can see we have tiny antenna coming out of our heads so we can aim those thoughts.

Can you hear me now?


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 18, 2015 07:14 PM (x3GpS)

325 Is it ok if I don't give a flying fuck about Twitter spats?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 18, 2015 07:10 PM (fgSDS)

I guess if you are ghey, it's great fun? Almost like real battle?

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 18, 2015 07:15 PM (0FSuD)

326 Her "What with a cloth" comment did not make it into Ed Henry's report on Fox News Special Report.

Posted by: RokShox at August 18, 2015 07:15 PM (Ap82b)

327 I go down I'm taking Boy King Putt with me.
Posted by: Hillary Cankles Clinton at August 18, 2015 07:12 PM (yox0K)

Please oh please oh please.

Posted by: RWC - TEAM ANTI-TWANLOC at August 18, 2015 07:16 PM (XAFOu)

328 BlackLivesMatter is just the new OccupyWallStreet-- an agitation scheme to motivate liberal base and form the Narrative for Election Season.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 18, 2015 07:16 PM (oVJmc)

329 306--- If you see Jim Webb suddenly get a lot of media attention, Cankles is on her way out. If Biden or Warren jump in, then you know Obama wants her out too.
Posted by: rd at August 18, 2015 07:07 PM (a/sAS)
---------------
Jim Webb??? No way.

Biden or O'Malley are the best bets.
Our rulers (the MSM) will have to make up their minds pretty soon. Will they stick with the witch or puff up someone else?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 18, 2015 07:18 PM (cN9Sk)

330 I've screencapped the WTF / IDK photo and added it to ___lfip & memegenerator.

Meme away ... http://tinyurl.com/pr4kh4g

Posted by: Bobby at August 18, 2015 07:18 PM (Cpu9Y)

331 Is it ok if I don't give a flying fuck about Twitter spats? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 18, 2015 07:10 PM (fgSDS)

Yes. The answer is always yes.

But so I'm understanding the Twitter slapfight... some idiot insults Ann Coulter, Milo defends her, Gabe is catty to Milo? Am I missing a step somewhere in there?

Pretty sure Ann does not need white knights rushing to her defense, she is a big girl. But I get the very conservative instinct to do so.

Posted by: LizLem at August 18, 2015 07:18 PM (hvf9s)

332 Milo Yiannopoulos
@Nero
For the love of God @TheRickWilson just get off Twitter for a while this is horrendous

@gabrielmalor
Oh, fuck off, dipshit.

Wow. Seeing what Wilson said, it surprises me that Gabe would defend that.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 18, 2015 07:05 PM (oVJmc)


Ixnay on the Ickray Ilsonway...

Posted by: Ethay Oliticlhay Athay at August 18, 2015 07:19 PM (7YlUk)

333 I am not a crook.

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

I did not send classified information.

Said just before the crash and burn of a political career.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 18, 2015 07:20 PM (x3GpS)

334 Nobody likes a sparkling clean server like I do.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at August 18, 2015 06:38 PM (8ZskC)


Pro tip: Armor All really makes them shine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 18, 2015 07:20 PM (yQtWA)

335 At least she's wearing the appropriate color.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 18, 2015 07:20 PM (4rzL1)

336 305 wilson apologizes

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 18, 2015 07:07 PM (qCMvj)

Of course he did. He's a GOPer which means he's a fucking pussy.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 18, 2015 07:20 PM (oFCZn)

337 Why do you agree with Gabe? Didn't Wilson need to seriously cool his tweets for awhile at least?

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 18, 2015 07:20 PM (Xa4vS)

338
la nooda

Posted by: Shih Tzu at August 18, 2015 07:20 PM (DxVXo)

339 317 281 Can we just go back to BlackLivesMatter for a moment?

http://go.fox2now.com/1LhyqrV
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 18, 2015 07:02 PM (VPLuQ)

#BlackLivesMatter only when taken by a white(ish) person and the incident can be used to foment unrest.

White supremacists are forcing blacks to engage in white supremacy by controlling BLM folks mindthoughts! The value of a black life shoots way up when the brother is killed by a white(ish) person. White supremacists force #BLM folks not to care when a brother or innocent kid is killed by another black person.

It's insidious.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 18, 2015 07:11 PM (mBYZv)



The BLM crowd is a walking, talking, screaming ad for the white supremacists. Only Black Lives Matter?

All Lives Matter is not allowed?!?

Posted by: rd at August 18, 2015 07:21 PM (a/sAS)

340
Malor told Milo to fuck off. Weird. I thought Milo was one of the people wanted for a podcast. Nice going, Malor.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 18, 2015 07:21 PM (iQIUe)

341
I wonder if Rosie's kid is going to like that mom broadcast all over the internet that she had psych problems?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 18, 2015 07:22 PM (iQIUe)

342 Did not finish my thoughts.

The Communists running the BLM crowd do not care. BLM is just a way to agitate and create dissension. The communists do not care about BLM or blacks at all.

Posted by: rd at August 18, 2015 07:23 PM (a/sAS)

343 Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at August 18, 2015 07:11 PM (mBYZv)

Amen.

Chique! How is it going?

Posted by: LizLem at August 18, 2015 07:25 PM (hvf9s)

344 Black Lives Matter until just after the TV Camera goes off or the ballot is cast.

Funny how that works.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 18, 2015 07:25 PM (x3GpS)

345 Wow, is all I can say. Any opponent should take that 1:46 of video and replay it at every single opportunity.

Posted by: Yancey Ward at August 18, 2015 07:25 PM (vTVKC)

346


She is really awful. A bad liar. Terrible. My kids could do better than that in thier sleep

Posted by: ThunderB at August 18, 2015 07:27 PM (zOTsN)

347 I did not have sexual relations with that server!!!

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 18, 2015 07:27 PM (r1fLd)

348 Has she donned a Cartman mask and said 'respect my authoritay'?

Posted by: East Bay Jay at August 18, 2015 07:29 PM (7v8o1)

349 If this doesn't bring her down and worse she gets elected as primary or secondary candidate I would be convinced she could on public tv pop a cap in someone and it wouldn't matter to be any different than if she squashed a bug.

Posted by: Skip at August 18, 2015 07:29 PM (6EYPb)

350

Sudden flashback tp 2007-2008 ...


If Clinton really is prosecuted, what are the odds that she will leak what she knows about Teh JEF?

Posted by: Arbalest at August 18, 2015 07:31 PM (FlRtG)

351 his reaction to coulter laughing at him and his situation regarding to threats against his daughter were not that of a father defending his daughter...they were of someone not in his right mind.....

it seems like he was again using his child as a shield....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 18, 2015 07:33 PM (0O7c5)

352 So Milo is code for cocksucker?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 18, 2015 07:34 PM (fgSDS)

353 #82 I'm stealing that. I regret nothing.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 18, 2015 07:34 PM (Kucy5)

354 Kudos to Ed Henry for asking the questions. Don't see the NY Times doing much on this lately. But even Eugene Robinson at the Washington Post came down hard on her today, saying her lies are insulting.

Posted by: Jane at August 18, 2015 07:36 PM (rDidp)

355 I wish the "reporter" would have said "Yes, your personal emails should be on your private account. We DON'T want to see those. Your government emails should be on your government account. The citizens DO get to see those. You were the Secretary of State, right?"

Posted by: free tibet, etc. at August 18, 2015 07:37 PM (lAXNl)

356 Well, Gabe's defense of Henry makes me consider who torpedoed WeirdDave's post....

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 18, 2015 07:43 PM (oVJmc)

357 Of WILSON, I mean.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 18, 2015 07:44 PM (oVJmc)

358 DANCE, MONKEY!

Posted by: mojo at August 18, 2015 07:46 PM (OmBeX)

359 >>>>@Hillary, listen. You need to do something dramatic to change the subject. You know, widows get a lot of sympathy.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 18, 2015 07:02 PM (LImiJ)



I'm thinking that's her only way out. Sympathy for the devil after Bill mysteriously strokes out. Timing will be everything.

Oh poor poor Mrs. Cankles.

Posted by: GBruno at August 18, 2015 07:47 PM (u49WF)

360 >> 318
"She's kinda fixated on that Mao look."

Um hm. Ace mentioned that a couple of years ago. It's also got that 1960s vibe of the SPECTRE villains in the early Bond films. He posted a photo of Hillary wearing one of these drab-colored Mao-type outfits while making a speech, under which he inserted the caption:

"These are my three demands for the world powers..."

Cracked me up.

Posted by: An Observer at August 18, 2015 07:49 PM (Vt4/B)

361 332 Milo Yiannopoulos
@Nero
For the love of God @TheRickWilson just get off Twitter for a while this is horrendous

@gabrielmalor
Oh, fuck off, dipshit.

Wow. Seeing what Wilson said, it surprises me that Gabe would defend that.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 18, 2015 07:05 PM (oVJmc)

Ixnay on the Ickray Ilsonway...
Posted by: Ethay Oliticlhay Athay at August 18, 2015 07:19 PM (7YlUk)


Yeah, saw that tweet. Wilson sounds like a real classy guy. Way to go with defending him, Gabe.

Posted by: mynewhandle at August 18, 2015 07:54 PM (AkOaV)

362 Coulter lost me when she started chubby chasing Christie in 2012 then managed to convert that into Mormon love for Romney.

And she called people some pretty vile stuff during all this. I lost all respect for her and became pretty certain that she's either losing it or her books aren't selling as well as they might or her biological clock is about to go off.

I dunno but if she wants to get down in the mud she's welcome to it but I don't pay her much mind anymore.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 18, 2015 08:13 PM (x3GpS)

363 Yeah, I'm pretty sure the orange polyester is a big F.U. to us.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 18, 2015 08:27 PM (OZmbA)

364 The things, you say
Your purple prose just gives you away
The things, you say
You're unbelievable

Posted by: I. Dindoo Nuffin at August 18, 2015 08:30 PM (5fSr7)

365 >>88 "Wipe it like with a cloth?"

Water? Like out of a toilet?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 18, 2015 08:38 PM (GdFQh)

366 The MSM is having a very hard job "wiping this with a cloth." ha

I saw a MSNBC spot of mass mourning last week. Lots of pauses and angst.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at August 18, 2015 08:49 PM (akaHw)

367 From the transcript:

"I don't know how to do it digitally."

Posted by: Mah dick is limp at August 18, 2015 08:58 PM (pq97T)

368 The video is even more fun to watch with the sound turned off. Her body language as she desperately gropes for lies is hilarious.

Posted by: nraendowment at August 18, 2015 09:00 PM (Msv+6)

369 "That's for me to know and you to find out."

Posted by: dc at August 18, 2015 09:13 PM (oY/R7)

370 Y'all...other than many LIV's having no idea what we know about this chosen Clinton name...this is hilarious. And, I have to wonder: Does she have NO IDEA how she appears in photos? Her eyes appear to have more baggage, so sleep must not be restful. I hope they are all spinning on hot coals with skewers up their servers. xoxo

I am loving this. I will miss you Haggard Harridan. Any day now she will be dropping out due to health concerns (and the vast right wing conspiracy-pants).

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, aging supermodel Redneck Queen at August 18, 2015 09:21 PM (akaHw)

371 Only huma can say for sure if anything was wiped clean.

Posted by: Eromero at August 18, 2015 09:45 PM (go5uR)

372 Expect the liar in orange to fall down the stairs or something - and suspend her farce of a campaign.


(Dr. Paul Edman would have a field day with her micro-expressions!)

Posted by: ouch at August 18, 2015 09:46 PM (zYgqi)

373 > The Communists running the BLM crowd do not care. BLM is just a way to agitate and create dissension. The communists do not care about BLM or blacks at all.

I agree. The Bureau of Land Management is truely evil.

Posted by: BLM!!!! at August 18, 2015 10:27 PM (z/8/2)

374 I did NOT have intimate interaction with that server!

Posted by: Hangtown Bob at August 19, 2015 09:59 AM (oMXMR)

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