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Oh, so it's not that it's a slight on men, it's a slight on trannies.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 17, 2015 03:59 PM (oVJmc) 2
HR frowns on the use of the term "Cock Rodeo"
Posted by: But so what? at August 17, 2015 03:59 PM (7wyDO) 3
I don't like Sausage Fests either. They found Vince Foster in his car. Documents support this.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 17, 2015 04:00 PM (Ar4XM) 4
This is why we need Trump. He's the Fifth Element Supreme Being of anti-Political Correctness.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 17, 2015 04:01 PM (Tnmav) 5
I am so glad they are focusing on real problems
Just got back from jury duty. Where an illegal alien anally raped a little 5 year old boy. Repeatedly Keep focusing on those real problems Posted by: ThunderB at August 17, 2015 04:01 PM (zOTsN) 6
"Sword Fight" is still under the radar here at globocorp, for now.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at August 17, 2015 04:01 PM (WDySP) 7
Identity politics are the single most corrosive thing in contemporary American society.
Posted by: radar at August 17, 2015 04:02 PM (kQfqk) 8
Sausage Fests are not kosher.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 17, 2015 04:02 PM (Ar4XM) 9
Because not everyone who identifies as a sausage bearer actually has a sausage,right?
Posted by: steevy at August 17, 2015 04:02 PM (sPO3u) 10
Yeah, imagine living her life where that was so disturbing she had to retract and apologize for it. Its like living under the Spanish Inquisition, and not the ha-ha Monty Python one.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 17, 2015 04:02 PM (39g3+) 11
So a quick game of "Hide the Kielbasa" is probably right out, eh?
Posted by: The new thoughtful civil Muldoon at August 17, 2015 04:03 PM (NeFrd) 12
#HidetheSausageFests
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 17, 2015 04:04 PM (Ar4XM) 13
Jessica will be the object of derision at next week's hen party.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at August 17, 2015 04:04 PM (0MJOU) 14
Funny how the problematic face is a scowling brunette Hillary?
Posted by: Wendy at August 17, 2015 04:04 PM (bpemY) 15
#doubleplusungoodspeak
Posted by: some random meathead at August 17, 2015 04:05 PM (HJqXj) Posted by: The new thoughtful civil Muldoon at August 17, 2015 04:06 PM (NeFrd) 17
Is Carpet Munchathon still OK?
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 17, 2015 04:06 PM (Ar4XM) 18
She seems nice.
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 17, 2015 04:06 PM (QM5S2) 19
Uh oh.
Posted by: Wurst Fest, New Braunfels, TX at August 17, 2015 04:07 PM (JO9+V) 20
My advice to White Feminists: That they need to "shut the f*** up."
And all the other "feminists" too. Posted by: rd at August 17, 2015 04:07 PM (a/sAS) 21
A big part of white feminism is the anti-violence against wimmins stuff. Yeah, there are other things, but that's a big one.
Lately the feminists of color and/or the feminists of Planet Lesbos are getting more uppity with the old white ladies, about how they don't know jack about what it's like to be with a violent black man or a violent lesbian woman. Which I'm sure is true. I don't think it's broken out into fisticuffs yet though, mainly because the old white feminists have mostly taken a passive approach: yes, of course you are right, how dare we not attempt to validate your experience, blah blah blah. The rifts are there. It's going to be fun to watch them blow apart. Over time. Posted by: BurtTC at August 17, 2015 04:07 PM (TOk1P) Posted by: alec at August 17, 2015 04:08 PM (WD1+K) Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2015 04:08 PM (Y5Iqa) Posted by: The new thoughtful civil Muldoon at August 17, 2015 04:08 PM (NeFrd) Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at August 17, 2015 04:08 PM (vgIRn) 26
Any word on tummysticks?
Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at August 17, 2015 04:08 PM (JO9+V) 27
There are going to be some saur Krauts over this...
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 17, 2015 04:09 PM (CrcBh) Posted by: some random meathead at August 17, 2015 04:09 PM (HJqXj) 29
Breaking News: Femynyst trades sausage for seagull.
Jessica Valenti has just taken a tern for the wurst. Posted by: The new thoughtful civil Muldoon at August 17, 2015 04:10 PM (NeFrd) 30
Twig and berry festival
Posted by: ThunderB at August 17, 2015 04:10 PM (zOTsN) 31
I read that and I thought sausage fest referred to, you know...an actual sausage fest, something like a
German American "schllachfest and I wondered how that could possibly be insensitive. Women are being serially raped in the MidEast, babies are being crucified and slaughtered and someone has to worry that referring to a sausage fest insensitive She must freak out of over pickle festivals too Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2015 04:10 PM (OSs/l) 32
"Trans-Phobic..."
Is this all these assholes do? Merge a lifestyle with a hyphen and the word phobic? Jesus I hope we wake up soon. Fucking idiocy Posted by: TripleTwenty at August 17, 2015 04:10 PM (MV2jA) 33
Wedding tackle
Posted by: ThunderB at August 17, 2015 04:10 PM (zOTsN) 34
Posted by: Wurst Fest, New Braunfels, TX at August 17, 2015 04:07 PM (JO9+V)
Dude. You're right down the road from me. Sausage on a stick, anyone? Posted by: Sambo at August 17, 2015 04:11 PM (9UV3C) 35
When ace takes a nap instead of posting "Your Monday Dumb, Part 2" .... a lot of us morons are going to feel stupid(er)
Posted by: BumperStickerist at August 17, 2015 04:11 PM (0MJOU) 36
Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.
Otto von Bismarck Posted by: The new thoughtful civil Muldoon at August 17, 2015 04:06 PM (NeFrd) Ja, do not watch me make mein sausage. Nein, das is no human legbone. Posted by: Fritz Haarmann at August 17, 2015 04:11 PM (TOk1P) 37
21: "The rifts are there. It's going to be fun to watch them blow apart. Over time. "
Can we get a hierarchy chart on who is who in this thing? The different identities are harder to follow than my wife's Filipino soap operas. Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at August 17, 2015 04:11 PM (UPYPp) 38
#HandsDownSausageUp
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at August 17, 2015 04:11 PM (UhRGU) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2015 04:11 PM (St6BJ) 40
Taco cabana
Posted by: ThunderB at August 17, 2015 04:11 PM (zOTsN) 41
I keep hoping Jessica Valenti will suddenly turn up conservative one day soon. Any young mothers still writing about sausage fests has potential.
Posted by: MTF at August 17, 2015 04:11 PM (TxJGV) 42
Jessica Valenti has just taken a tern for the wurst.
Posted by: The new thoughtful civil Muldoon at August 17, 2015 04:10 PM (NeFrd) OMG! This business will get out of control and we will be lucky to live through it! Posted by: Adm Josh Painter at August 17, 2015 04:11 PM (JO9+V) 43
Dickapalooza? Cock fight? Johnson jamboree? Penis-o-rama?
Posted by: I. Dindoo Nuffin at August 17, 2015 04:12 PM (5fSr7) 44
Who bitch this is?
Posted by: Dang Dangson at August 17, 2015 04:12 PM (2oWD2) 45
In fairness, white feminists do need to "shut the f*** up."
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 17, 2015 04:12 PM (evdj2) 46
Pants down, don't shoot
Posted by: ThunderB at August 17, 2015 04:12 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: Lea at August 17, 2015 04:12 PM (lIU4e) Posted by: Dang Dangson at August 17, 2015 04:12 PM (2oWD2) 49
So I guess Blow Me Monday is right out
Posted by: NYC Peasant at August 17, 2015 04:12 PM (k8tEg) 50
Transphobic = Firebird owners?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 17, 2015 04:13 PM (TOk1P) 51
Why do I feel like I am watching the members of Spinal Tap whenever I see something that SJW's are fighting over?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrMWRKSNLcs Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at August 17, 2015 04:13 PM (Z7G74) 52
Next, they'll come for "lemon party."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 17, 2015 04:13 PM (8ZskC) Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 17, 2015 04:13 PM (ZCFje) 54
Bratwurst and Bangers, for my Kraut/Mick friend. Or Keilbasa and Salsicce for my Polack/Wop friend. Posted by: Woltz is listening at August 17, 2015 04:13 PM (St6BJ) 55
I keep thinking of George Orwell. He foresaw the murder of language before just about anyone. If you take away a word, kill it, then you leave people stumbling about for meaning, no longer able to articulate the concept the word encompassed.
Who knew, though,that thoughtcrime would extend to the words, 'sausage fest'? Posted by: troyriser at August 17, 2015 04:13 PM (XHR9b) 56
33 Wedding tackle
Posted by: ThunderB at August 17, 2015 04:10 PM (zOTsN) What is, what the bride's father does when the groom comes to his senses and makes a break for the door? Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2015 04:14 PM (2Ojst) 57
Taco tuesdays
Posted by: ThunderB at August 17, 2015 04:14 PM (zOTsN) 58
Schnitzengruben Festival is okay?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2015 04:14 PM (JO9+V) Posted by: Dang Dangson at August 17, 2015 04:14 PM (2oWD2) 60
When 1/8th of the population is trying to silence the other 7/8ths, I regret to inform you that there's no way it ends well.
For anyone. Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 17, 2015 04:14 PM (2l5vw) 61
34: "Dude. You're right down the road from me. Sausage on a stick, anyone?"
Sounds like a plug for a South Texas MoMe. I vote for holding it in the Central Market in Luling. THOSE are some sausages! Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at August 17, 2015 04:14 PM (UPYPp) 62
48 Tuna Fest!
Posted by: Dang Dangson at August 17, 2015 04:12 PM (2oWD2) As someone of Hungarian descent, I can verify 100% that the word "tuna" means exactly what you think it means! Posted by: Woltz is listening at August 17, 2015 04:14 PM (St6BJ) 63
Hey HuffoPo, here's a thought. All of you SJWs shut the hell up. That includes white, black, other gendered and whatever freaks you pull out of your giant bag of toys.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2015 04:14 PM (OGm46) 64
Horse head sock off! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2015 04:14 PM (St6BJ) 65
I'm sorry my dear, that comment was clearly lobotomophobic. I should be more considerate to those who walk this earth without full cognitive abilities
Posted by: dirty comma at August 17, 2015 04:15 PM (BeQwJ) 66
Is this Jessica dingbat supposed to be famous?
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2015 04:15 PM (vsbNu) 67
I'm so old I remember what a 'clam bake' is.
Posted by: Old Phart at August 17, 2015 04:15 PM (UhRGU) 68
I guess "dick head" is out too
Posted by: ThunderB at August 17, 2015 04:15 PM (zOTsN) 69
42 Jessica Valenti has just taken a tern for the wurst.
Posted by: The new thoughtful civil Muldoon at August 17, 2015 04:10 PM (NeFrd) Rather than gripe about it, she should just shut up andouille. Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at August 17, 2015 04:15 PM (vgIRn) 70
Most people with Twitter accounts shouldn't have them.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 17, 2015 04:15 PM (YFFpo) 71
It must be exhausting living that fruitcake's life, ever-fearful of every word you speak.
I'll bet her vocabulary drops to twenty acceptable words by this time next year. Posted by: Merriam-Webster's SJW Dictionary Leaflet at August 17, 2015 04:16 PM (ZtFr+) 72
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at August 17, 2015 04:14 PM (UPYPp)
Now you are really right down the road from me. That place is 10 minutes from me. Posted by: Sambo at August 17, 2015 04:16 PM (9UV3C) Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2015 04:16 PM (vsbNu) 74
As someone of Hungarian descent, I can verify 100% that the word "tuna" means exactly what you think it means!
Warm blooded fish? Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2015 04:16 PM (Y5Iqa) Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 17, 2015 04:16 PM (8marX) Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 17, 2015 04:16 PM (ZCFje) 77
Then, later on, in the closing moments of the video, they deliver their advice to White Feminists: That they need to "shut the f*** up."
----------------------------------------------------------------------- Even a blind hog ... as others have noted. Yeah let Muslim immigrants from Sweden rape you. I can't feel sorry for these people any more. They abuse gentle reasonable people for imagined slights and then open the way for barbarous sociopaths to abuse the fuck out of them. Bon apetite, shit heads. I ain't helping you. Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 17, 2015 04:16 PM (E5UB0) 78
Jessica, get me a sammich, sweetie!
Posted by: Donald Trump at August 17, 2015 04:16 PM (Vf5rR) 79
Jessica's horror at a sausage fest proves that she's the missing link.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2015 04:17 PM (OSs/l) 80
21: "The rifts are there. It's going to be fun to watch them blow apart. Over time. "
Can we get a hierarchy chart on who is who in this thing? The different identities are harder to follow than my wife's Filipino soap operas. Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at August 17, 2015 04:11 PM (UPYPp) Honest answer is: no, I don't think you want to know. I mean, the names are there, and I guess if you are inside the "movements" there are rock stars in each. Frankly, I have no interest, because they tend not to emerge from their fields of "expertise." I mean, they write books, and probably show up on talk shows when something is in the news, but otherwise your average media person does most of the heavy lifting for them. And since I don't watch tv news (or participate on twitter) I have no idea who THOSE people are, really. Posted by: BurtTC at August 17, 2015 04:17 PM (TOk1P) 81
Johnson Jamboree?
Posted by: Countrysquire at August 17, 2015 04:17 PM (eEBON) 82
I want me some gloryhole.
Posted by: Jerry Jones at August 17, 2015 04:17 PM (vsbNu) 83
"Sausage Fest" is NOT transphobic
"Sausage Patties" on the other hand is actually a pretty good name for F => M transfolks. Posted by: The new thoughtful civil Muldoon at August 17, 2015 04:17 PM (NeFrd) Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 17, 2015 04:17 PM (ZCFje) 85
But if you are going for barbecue, the MoMe should be in Lockhart, the BBQ capitol of TX. Lots of good places to choose from.
Posted by: Sambo at August 17, 2015 04:17 PM (9UV3C) 86
Frankfurter fiesta?
Posted by: The new thoughtful civil Muldoon at August 17, 2015 04:18 PM (NeFrd) Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 17, 2015 04:18 PM (ZCFje) 88
Can we still use "tacofest"?
Posted by: Seems Legit at August 17, 2015 04:19 PM (Xa4vS) Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 17, 2015 04:19 PM (ZCFje) 90
Ich bin ein Frankfurter.
Posted by: Zombie JFK at August 17, 2015 04:19 PM (Ar4XM) Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at August 17, 2015 04:19 PM (X+nFp) 92
Sausage on a bun, anyone?
Posted by: Dang at August 17, 2015 04:19 PM (2oWD2) 93
Franks and beans
Posted by: ThunderB at August 17, 2015 04:19 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: Jimmy Dean at August 17, 2015 04:19 PM (HJqXj) 95
Peenerpalooza.
Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2015 04:19 PM (Y5Iqa) 96
I saw the Dripping Clams open at Sausage Fest in '92. Good show...
Posted by: Countrysquire at August 17, 2015 04:20 PM (eEBON) 97
Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at August 17, 2015 04:20 PM (W6iIX) 98
Lately the feminists of color and/or the feminists of Planet Lesbos are getting more uppity with the old white ladies, about how they don't know jack about what it's like to be with a violent black man or a violent lesbian woman.
Don't know. Don't care. Not my monkeys, not my circus. Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2015 04:20 PM (5/lDN) 99
She's appalled by "sausage fest" but she's probably one the idiots who giggled in hysterics at some Republican politician eating some sort of hot dog covered with bread on a stick at a state fair.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2015 04:20 PM (OSs/l) 100
"'Sausage Fest' has now been officially deemed problematic.
Sausage Fest has never not been problematic. Posted by: rebel flounder at August 17, 2015 04:20 PM (Vf5rR) 101
There was a comment on a blog read by a lot of people in my academic discipline in which someone said that a certain view was "insane" and people who held it were "loons." The commenter was immediately excoriated for this horrible "ableist" language, which stigmatizes those with mental health issues.
I thought to myself, "what a crackpot." Then I denounced myself for this terrible slur against the Structurally Challenged Utensil-American Community. Posted by: Sockpuppet Czar at August 17, 2015 04:20 PM (VOh2j) 102
I identify as bacon.
Posted by: Furious George at August 17, 2015 04:20 PM (UlJ3l) 103
Kielbasa or Vienna?
Posted by: wrg500 at August 17, 2015 04:20 PM (sWgE+) 104
Send a kosher salami to your boy in the army
Posted by: ThunderB at August 17, 2015 04:21 PM (zOTsN) 105
I saw Hole open for The Buzzcocks at Sausagefest 1999.
Posted by: Minuteman at August 17, 2015 04:21 PM (j0tQX) 106
@96 ISWYDT
Posted by: Old Phart at August 17, 2015 04:21 PM (UhRGU) 107
I heard Peenerpalooza was only good the first couple of years
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 17, 2015 04:21 PM (39g3+) Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 17, 2015 04:21 PM (ZCFje) Posted by: Dang at August 17, 2015 04:21 PM (2oWD2) 110
Did/does anyone else refer to sausages as horse cocks?
Posted by: Secretariat, Kerry at August 17, 2015 04:22 PM (Vf5rR) 111
Haggis Hullabaloo
Posted by: The new thoughtful civil Muldoon at August 17, 2015 04:22 PM (NeFrd) 112
The sausage festival is what I miss most after moving away from the Alabama coast. The Elberta German Sausage Festival, that is.
Posted by: radar at August 17, 2015 04:22 PM (kQfqk) 113
ace ... please sit down. I have something difficult to tell you. Please prepare yourself... Batman has been killed in Baltimore.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/p3v94re Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 17, 2015 04:22 PM (E5UB0) 114
Manmeatup.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2015 04:22 PM (2Ojst) 115
Boudan bonanza
Posted by: Sambo at August 17, 2015 04:23 PM (9UV3C) 116
I'm glad I don't understand any of this.
Posted by: Feh at August 17, 2015 04:23 PM (8laRN) 117
Jessica valenti is like sausage. You don't want to see either being made
Posted by: ThunderB at August 17, 2015 04:23 PM (zOTsN) 118
I just watched the huffpo video. So, what is black feminism? Cis feminism? LOL, white women being feminism-shamed. I do believe you'll see liberals flambe'ing each other's body parts soon, and serving them as a Shame Hors d'Oeuvres. They will have to move beyond just the Think Shaming and go for it. What's left? This is beyond dumb. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 17, 2015 04:23 PM (qCMvj) 119
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE SAUSAGES ARE DICKS
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 17, 2015 04:23 PM (HJqXj) Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 17, 2015 04:23 PM (ZCFje) 121
I probably should not ask this, but could someone explain to me the thinking behind "sausage fest" being transphobic because there's just no way I understand that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2015 04:23 PM (OSs/l) 122
The gays on modern family made a reference and joke about "sausage fest"... does transgender now trump gay?
Posted by: Auntie Doodles at August 17, 2015 04:23 PM (xEYZQ) 123
Wang Wrangle
Posted by: Countrysquire at August 17, 2015 04:23 PM (eEBON) 124
We prefer the term Sausage McMuffin.
Posted by: Trannies United Local 545 at August 17, 2015 04:23 PM (jSTDs) 125
Chorizo Championships
Posted by: The new thoughtful civil Muldoon at August 17, 2015 04:24 PM (NeFrd) 126
So, what is black feminism? Cis feminism?
LOL, white women being feminism-shamed. I do believe you'll see liberals flambe'ing each other's body parts soon, and serving them as a Shame Hors d'Oeuvres. They will have to move beyond just the Think Shaming and go for it. What's left? This is beyond dumb. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 17, 2015 04:23 PM (qCMvj) You're just one of those dumb right-wingers who doesn't understand intersectionality an' shit. Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2015 04:24 PM (2Ojst) 127
"Did/does anyone else refer to sausages as horse cocks?'
Just every U.S. Navy Sailor from the 1970s till now. Other then that......no. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2015 04:24 PM (VPLuQ) 128
13 Jessica will be the object of derision at next week's hen party.
Posted by: BumperStickerist at August 17, 2015 04:04 PM (0MJOU) ------------------- Do trans-hens get to go to hen parties? I assume so. How about pre-op transroosters? Some say yes, some say no. How about chickens fried in transfats? We need a federal study. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 17, 2015 04:24 PM (cN9Sk) 129
How is this transphobic? I hate sausages, I would love to destroy them all, but I acknowledge that they do exist, and we won't be able to exterminate them for a while now. Although advances in cloning give me hope.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 17, 2015 04:24 PM (E5UB0) Posted by: wrg500 at August 17, 2015 04:24 PM (sWgE+) 131
All we are say-ying
is eat beans an fraaaanks Posted by: Be-at-lees at August 17, 2015 04:24 PM (3ZtZW) 132
Schlong Shack
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2015 04:24 PM (2Ojst) 133
Jessica, please eat a sack of sausages.
Posted by: rebel flounder at August 17, 2015 04:24 PM (Vf5rR) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 17, 2015 04:25 PM (qCMvj) 135
Shut up Ben Roethlisberger.
Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2015 04:25 PM (Y5Iqa) 136
Thanks to those who pointed out that 'sausage fest" is transphobic. Tweet deleted with apologies; it was unthinking & insensitive.
What does the idea of a 'sausage fest" have to do with transsexuals or transvestites - even if one assumes them to pretty much all be males trying to hide/snip the sausages? I'm also quite tired of the idiots who don't know what "-phobic" actually means. yeah ... I get the fact that they are trying to claim that people only object to things they are "irrationally scared" of, in order to belittle normal people, but I am just sick and tired that normal people let these lowlife retards get away with it. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 17, 2015 04:25 PM (MYSVz) 137
"May I have a bite?" is a line every feminist likes to hear.
"Show me your b***sts!" is another. Works every time. Posted by: Old Phart at August 17, 2015 04:25 PM (UhRGU) 138
I love sausage festival! Like in Vienna.
Posted by: Toki at August 17, 2015 04:25 PM (u9OP6) 139
The editors of The Onion look at this shit and think, might as well close up shop boys and girls, we can't compete anymore with the real world.
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 17, 2015 04:25 PM (0LHZx) 140
sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. repeat as often as necessary.
Posted by: azjaeger at August 17, 2015 04:25 PM (SrsTL) 141
Ironic that the people who claim the mantle of Science! are now refusing to acknowledge that child-bearing/periods = women, and "sausages"/penises = men.
Simply because a teeny, tiny population was born feeling that their body doesn't match their gender identity. Naturally, we must turn the world upside-down to accommodate this tiny population. Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2015 04:25 PM (NOIQH) 142
Penis Rumpus?
Posted by: rebel flounder at August 17, 2015 04:25 PM (Vf5rR) Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 17, 2015 04:25 PM (ZCFje) 144
142 Penis Rumpus?
Posted by: rebel flounder at August 17, 2015 04:25 PM (Vf5rR) Now you're talkin! Posted by: Bawney Fwank at August 17, 2015 04:26 PM (2Ojst) 145
This seems appropriate:
"Indeed, the truth that many people never understand, until it is too late, is that the more you try to avoid suffering, the more you suffer, because smaller and more insignificant things begin to torture you, in proportion to your fear of being hurt. The one who does most to avoid suffering is, in the end, the one who suffers most: and his suffering comes to him from things so little and so trivial that one can say that it is no longer objective at all. It is his own existence, his own being, that is at once the subject and the source of his pain, and his very existence and consciousness is his greatest torture." Thomas Merton Posted by: Feh at August 17, 2015 04:26 PM (8laRN) 146
We are an unserious nation; populated by unserious people; addressing unserious problems; with complete and utter seriousness.
I really, REALLY hope the Hindus are wrong about this reincarnation thing. Once around in this asylum is enough for me. Posted by: chiefjaybob at August 17, 2015 04:26 PM (scUv5) 147
Also, Jessica needs to have the semicolon removed from her keyboard since she has no idea how to use it properly.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 17, 2015 04:26 PM (MYSVz) 148
A sausage fest is neither a sausage, nor a festival. Discuss.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 17, 2015 04:26 PM (E5UB0) 149
Gaggle of Glans
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2015 04:26 PM (2Ojst) 150
127
"Did/does anyone else refer to sausages as horse cocks?' Just every U.S. Navy Sailor from the 1970s till now. Other then that......no. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2015 04:24 PM (VPLuQ) K. Wondering if that was just a navy thing. Posted by: rebel flounder at August 17, 2015 04:26 PM (Vf5rR) 151
Hot Dog Hoedown
Posted by: The new thoughtful civil Muldoon at August 17, 2015 04:27 PM (NeFrd) Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 17, 2015 04:27 PM (ZCFje) 153
Weiner Warren
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2015 04:27 PM (2Ojst) 154
Someone remind me...are we at war with Eurasia or are we BFFs with them?
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 17, 2015 04:27 PM (0LHZx) 155
I went to a pretty hardcore Catholic school growing up, and modern leftists have them beat in the "Shame On You For Your Impure Thoughts" department by a mile. And at least we were taught that God will forgive those who repent.
Posted by: weew at August 17, 2015 04:27 PM (EaEMG) 156
Tina from Bob's Burgers had a good one. She was watching some boys about to skinny dip in a pool and said ' there's a lot of carrots in that stew'
Posted by: Cruzinator at August 17, 2015 04:27 PM (cJswI) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 17, 2015 04:28 PM (Zu3d9) 158
I might take the more seriously if they didn't talk like snotty little girls. Literally. They sound like they need to blow their noses.
But probably not. Posted by: Strictly from apathy at August 17, 2015 04:28 PM (8n+U+) 159
>>> What does the idea of a 'sausage fest" have to do with transsexuals or transvestites - even if one assumes them to pretty much all be males trying to hide/snip the sausages? Its along the same lines of not all women menstruate when referring to tampons and inclusive of transsexuals. In this case, one is assuming everyone has a wang. Posted by: Be-at-lees at August 17, 2015 04:28 PM (3ZtZW) 160
Also, Jessica needs to have the semicolon removed from her keyboard since she has no idea how to use it properly.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair Oh yeah? Well look at my period! LOOK AT MY PERIOD!!! Posted by: Jessica Valenti at August 17, 2015 04:28 PM (2oWD2) 161
Simply because a teeny, tiny population was born feeling that their body doesn't match their gender identity. Naturally, we must turn the world upside-down to accommodate this tiny population.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2015 04:25 PM (NOIQH) _________ I really don't see an issue here... Posted by: 2% Gay Population at August 17, 2015 04:28 PM (0LHZx) 162
I went to her "book" page. *rolls eyes*
Posted by: Feh at August 17, 2015 04:28 PM (8laRN) 163
Meatmeet
Posted by: Countrysquire at August 17, 2015 04:28 PM (eEBON) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2015 04:29 PM (ODxAs) Posted by: Be-at-lees at August 17, 2015 04:29 PM (3ZtZW) 166
Dongs:The Gathering
Posted by: Countrysquire at August 17, 2015 04:29 PM (eEBON) 167
So is the verdict in on salami fest?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at August 17, 2015 04:29 PM (8marX) 168
My sausage is history soon! HISTORY.
Posted by: Bruce, the Jenner-Fer at August 17, 2015 04:29 PM (onNCc) 169
Dong Den
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2015 04:29 PM (2Ojst) 170
I have no big, thick, juicy hot-dog in this fight.
Posted by: Soona at August 17, 2015 04:29 PM (P25Hh) 171
Den
Sausage is a euphemism for penis A sausage fest is a gathering of men only "Trans men" may not have penises but identify as men Therefore a woman, who identifies as a man, but does it have a penis, may be offended I think It's messed up Posted by: ThunderB at August 17, 2015 04:30 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: Hennifer Lopez at August 17, 2015 04:30 PM (vsbNu) 173
"K. Wondering if that was just a navy thing. "
Army might use the same term, or something similar. Marines? Probably something more vulgar yet. Air Farce? Heh...heh...heh. Don't know what those pearl clutters would call them. Relax guys....just kidding on the pearl clutching. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2015 04:30 PM (VPLuQ) 174
We are all dumber for having read this post.
Posted by: A Moron at August 17, 2015 04:30 PM (nbGZj) 175
Lingam Legion
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2015 04:30 PM (2Ojst) 176
Sword soiree?
Posted by: rebel flounder at August 17, 2015 04:30 PM (Vf5rR) 177
And yet.
And yet it took two minutes and change for these twits blathering inanely to get to the point that they should shut the ckfu up. Irony? or cluelessness? BTW, if the roles were reversed and a white woman were telling black women to STFU with help from a black woman, there would be a blowing of gaskets on all sides. Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 17, 2015 04:30 PM (XmOA9) 178
Every guy here at one time or another has walked into a bar or a party and said to his buds ' let's go . This place is nothing but a sausage fest'
Posted by: Cruzinator at August 17, 2015 04:31 PM (cJswI) 179
Hot Dog Horde
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2015 04:31 PM (2Ojst) Posted by: Feh at August 17, 2015 04:31 PM (8laRN) Posted by: Just sayin' at August 17, 2015 04:31 PM (qCMvj) 182
These people with this problem need to spend a weekend with some ISIS jihadis.
Posted by: Roy at August 17, 2015 04:31 PM (VndSC) 183
You know, I've made a terrible decision to have intellectual integrity and assorted crappity and not to make a shitton of money out there as a Fifth Wave Intersectional TransFeminist.
Because, dude, seriously, flinging out that shit is super easy. Posted by: alexthechick - Yeah I give up at August 17, 2015 04:32 PM (mf5HN) 184
"... they don't know jack about what it's like to be with a violent black man or a violent lesbian woman."
-------- Holy carp. This sounds like rank heresy to me. I thought the patriarchal rape culture was built on a white, heterosexual male foundation. Are they now claiming that the most violent, rapey peeps actually are NOT 20 yr old, honky, male accounting majors at Fancy College? Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 17, 2015 04:32 PM (cN9Sk) 185
like everything else, the most important part is to consider the backlash. first and only, the backlash.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at August 17, 2015 04:32 PM (dANw2) 186
Schlong Shindig!
Posted by: Dang at August 17, 2015 04:32 PM (2oWD2) 187
bratwurst bash?
Posted by: rebel flounder at August 17, 2015 04:32 PM (Vf5rR) 188
Throng of Throbbers
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2015 04:32 PM (2Ojst) 189
That was Fen not Den. For fenolon
Posted by: ThunderB at August 17, 2015 04:32 PM (zOTsN) 190
As a longtime woman, I am thinking of trying to change into *something* else. This crazy shit is just too much. I am embarrassed by it all. Crazy just won't take a holiday.
Posted by: TX ette at August 17, 2015 04:33 PM (sUJHF) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2015 04:33 PM (ODxAs) 192
Bone-nanza
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2015 04:33 PM (2Ojst) 193
woman, who identifies as a man,
Sorry, but no matter how much said woman identifies as a man, she is still not a man. Even if she gets a fake dong sewn to her naughty bits area. Posted by: Moderate Salami, totally not at a sausage fest at August 17, 2015 04:33 PM (/Ho8c) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2015 04:33 PM (ODxAs) Posted by: Just sayin' at August 17, 2015 04:34 PM (qCMvj) 196
>.Therefore a woman, who identifies as a man, but does it have a penis, may be offended
Funny that it's "phobic" to assume that the person who might take offense should just grow the f#$@ up and realize that there will be statements that are generalizations. This is akin to being offended when someone uses "you guys" to address a group that includes one or more women. Doubly annoying that they're less concerned over the feelings of other groups (larger % of the population) when it comes to something that is not part of the progressives set of beliefs, such as AGW or SSM. Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2015 04:34 PM (NOIQH) 197
Root Cellar
Posted by: some random meathead at August 17, 2015 04:34 PM (HJqXj) 198
Fabulous flesh flute gala!
Posted by: rebel flounder at August 17, 2015 04:34 PM (Vf5rR) 199
Its along the same lines of not all women menstruate when referring to tampons and inclusive of transsexuals. In this case, one is assuming everyone has a wang.
Posted by: Be-at-lees at August 17, 2015 04:28 PM (3ZtZW) "Sausage fest" assumes that all guys have dicks. The left claims that having ones dick snipped off qualifies him to be a legitimate "her", thereby having nothing in common with any mention of a "sausage fest". Now, it might be that they are only taking offense for the transvestites - pretend women with their taped up sausages ... That's about the only piece I can force any little, teeny, tiny bit of sense out of this. Of course, sense is never anything that the left is comfortable with since it would force them to reach the logical conclusions of their hair-brained ideas. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 17, 2015 04:34 PM (MYSVz) 200
Haggis is a sausage made by putting meat into the lining of a sheep's intestine.
Hamas is basically the same thing. Posted by: The new thoughtful civil Muldoon at August 17, 2015 04:34 PM (NeFrd) 201
Tube-steak walkabout.
Posted by: Soona at August 17, 2015 04:34 PM (P25Hh) 202
That is because any "dialogue" about race (regardless of context), isn't a dialogue as we would understand it. It is a monologue and whitey ain't doing the talking.
Posted by: Penfold at August 17, 2015 04:35 PM (Fbt5B) 203
here's her husband sausage:
http://golis.tumblr.com/bio jesus We can scoff but Andrew Golis is the face of the future. Posted by: eleven at August 17, 2015 04:35 PM (Y5Iqa) Posted by: wrg500 at August 17, 2015 04:35 PM (sWgE+) 205
I identify as a Ferrari owner! *pops wheelie on bike and rides away - really fast*
Posted by: Dang at August 17, 2015 04:35 PM (2oWD2) 206
Hard-on Homefront
Posted by: Countrysquire at August 17, 2015 04:35 PM (eEBON) 207
here's her husband sausage:
http://golis.tumblr.com/bio Crap, I thought they stole that pic from Webster's definition of Silly Self-Absorbed Hipster Douchebag. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 17, 2015 04:35 PM (8ZskC) 208
Genital,jamboree
Posted by: ThunderB at August 17, 2015 04:36 PM (zOTsN) 209
Haggis is a sausage made by putting meat into the lining of a sheep's intestine.
Hamas is basically the same thing. With haggis, they remove the intestine first. Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2015 04:36 PM (5/lDN) 210
Wait, sausage fest is bad because it's transphobic?
So the part where she meant it as a blanket insult to men is cool? Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 17, 2015 04:36 PM (JtwS4) 211
The Johnson Collection!
Posted by: rebel flounder at August 17, 2015 04:36 PM (Vf5rR) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2015 04:36 PM (ODxAs) 213
Lately the feminists of color and/or the feminists of Planet Lesbos are getting more uppity with the old white ladies, about how they don't know jack about what it's like to be with a violent black man or a violent lesbian woman.
------------------------------------------------------------------ If Bill is considered the first black president, I can claim experience with both. Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 17, 2015 04:36 PM (E5UB0) 214
here's her husband sausage:
http://golis.tumblr.com/bio jesus We can scoff but Andrew Golis is the face of the future. I bet he can integrate the fuck out of some strategic synergies. Posted by: some random meathead at August 17, 2015 04:36 PM (HJqXj) 215
Used to be a time when us Fairys used to worry about our clothes, or our hair, or who was dating who, or how big it was, or was he cute or did he wash you know where.
Now us fags are worried about trannies who are worried about such benign words as "sausage fest". Us queers really need to lighten up.... Posted by: Zombie Liberace at August 17, 2015 04:36 PM (D0NZx) 216
How old is Jessica Valenti anyway?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2015 04:36 PM (OSs/l) Posted by: The new thoughtful civil Muldoon at August 17, 2015 04:36 PM (NeFrd) 218
Elongation celebration
Posted by: Soona at August 17, 2015 04:36 PM (P25Hh) 219
"Haggis is a sausage made by putting meat into the lining of a sheep's intestine.
Hamas is basically the same thing." To be clear, Hamas is about putting their meat into the sheep intestine, before removing the intestine from the sheep. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2015 04:36 PM (VPLuQ) 220
Menagerie of Man Meat!
Posted by: rebel flounder at August 17, 2015 04:36 PM (Vf5rR) 221
Bishop's Palace
Posted by: Countrysquire at August 17, 2015 04:37 PM (eEBON) Posted by: Dang at August 17, 2015 04:37 PM (2oWD2) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2015 04:37 PM (9mTYi) 224
"We can scoff but Andrew Golis is the face of the future."
Wrong. They have one kid, and she's written a big about how raising kids requires like, so much!, so "why have kids?" etc. They're gone in two generations. Posted by: Feh at August 17, 2015 04:37 PM (8laRN) 225
Pecker-ramma
Posted by: Bruce, the Jenner-Fer at August 17, 2015 04:37 PM (onNCc) 226
WHO AAAARE THESE PEOPLE?!
Posted by: Seinfeld at August 17, 2015 04:37 PM (vsbNu) 227
They're banning "sausage fest"? I guess it depends on the context. Otherwise, "Bears hardest hit". Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at August 17, 2015 04:37 PM (1hM1d) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 17, 2015 04:37 PM (qCMvj) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 17, 2015 04:37 PM (go6ud) 230
Somewhere Godfrey Elfwick is jealous of this tweet
Posted by: Nick at August 17, 2015 04:37 PM (1YIuX) 231
180 here's her husband sausage:
http://golis.tumblr.com/bio *********** Her number, maybe, you give to me? Posted by: Paolo at August 17, 2015 04:37 PM (vgIRn) Posted by: ThunderB at August 17, 2015 04:38 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 17, 2015 04:38 PM (wtvvX) 234
Snake Pit
Posted by: Cruzinator at August 17, 2015 04:38 PM (cJswI) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2015 04:38 PM (ODxAs) 236
216
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2015 04:36 PM (OSs/l) --FIFY Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2015 04:39 PM (vsbNu) 237
They're gone in two generations.
Posted by: Feh Perhaps you're right. For all you Morons with the chilluns, in all seriousness, bless you all. Raise 'em up right. Posted by: Moderate Salami, totally not at a sausage fest at August 17, 2015 04:39 PM (/Ho8c) 238
222 Vagina Blow-Out!
No. No, that one sounds disgusting. Posted by: Dang at August 17, 2015 04:37 PM (2oWD2) That was the opening act just before the appearance of the Dionne Quintuplets. Or was that after? . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 17, 2015 04:39 PM (St6BJ) 239
A tool shed?
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at August 17, 2015 04:39 PM (vgIRn) 240
So you can't say "sausage fest" because it might offend the trans* demographic, but you can say "right wing extremist" and casually link half the country to a guy shooting up a church without worrying about offending anyone.
Strange world we live in. Posted by: mynewhandle at August 17, 2015 04:39 PM (AkOaV) 241
Trouser Snake Shindig!
Posted by: rebel flounder at August 17, 2015 04:39 PM (Vf5rR) 242
Hoohananny
Posted by: Cruzinator at August 17, 2015 04:39 PM (cJswI) 243
This is the perfect place to drop this:
http://www.manrepeller.com/minor_cogitations/embrace-the-camel-toe.html Yeah, I'd say feminism has officially jumped the shark, but that happened last week w/the tamponless marathoner. Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2015 04:40 PM (NOIQH) 244
I want to make America great again! My sausage is yuuuge!
Posted by: The Donald at August 17, 2015 04:40 PM (n2K+4) 245
Temple of Tube Steak
Posted by: Countrysquire at August 17, 2015 04:40 PM (eEBON) 246
On the other hand, Valenti's website has a post promoting "orgasm equality" for women.
I am down for that cause. Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp at August 17, 2015 04:40 PM (JtwS4) 247
"Valenti was raised in Long Island City, Queens in an Italian-American family. Her father was a Buddhist. Valenti graduated from Stuyvesant High School.[α] She received her master's degree in Women's and Gender Studies..." I stopped reading after that. Masters. Degree. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2015 04:40 PM (9mTYi) Posted by: www.guinnessworldrecords.com at August 17, 2015 04:40 PM (evdj2) 249
But I'm sure a Testicle Festivals are okay because, Castration!
Posted by: Fritz at August 17, 2015 04:41 PM (KJ2mA) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 17, 2015 04:41 PM (qCMvj) 251
Tallywhacker extravaganza
Posted by: Cruzinator at August 17, 2015 04:41 PM (cJswI) 252
Log Roll
Posted by: some random meathead at August 17, 2015 04:41 PM (HJqXj) 253
So you can't say "sausage fest" because it might offend the trans* demographic, but you can say "right wing extremist" and casually link half the country to a guy shooting up a church without worrying about offending anyone.
Yep, as I've said before you can tell who is powerless in a society by who its safe to criticize and condemn. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 17, 2015 04:41 PM (39g3+) 254
>>>Therefore a woman, who identifies as a man, but does it have a penis, may be offended
Ok, I had been puzzling over that a bit. That explanation makes sense. I guess it points to my latent sexism. I was only thinking about male-to-female transsexuals. I'm too feminist. I need to consider the male point of view, which contains men who were incorrectly assigned the gender "female" at birth. Posted by: Buck Angel at August 17, 2015 04:41 PM (E5UB0) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2015 04:41 PM (ODxAs) 256
Cock Flock?
Posted by: rebel flounder at August 17, 2015 04:41 PM (Vf5rR) 257
A sausage fest is a gathering of men only
"Trans men" may not have penises but identify as men Therefore a woman, who identifies as a man, but does it have a penis, may be offended I think It's messed up Posted by: ThunderB at August 17, 2015 04:30 PM (zOTsN) Okay. That kinda works. As close as anyone is going to get, I guess. Though female pretend-men either have dicks surgically attached or stuff their pants with socks to give the appearance. having a dick is a huge thing for female transsexuals/transvestites. I would think they would love the phrase "sausage fest" and they would be hooting and hollering "Yeah!! That's right!! I got your sausage right here!" while gripping their pretend-dicks. But, thanks for the most sensible explanation one could find for this. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 17, 2015 04:41 PM (MYSVz) 258
Masters in Vagina Studies.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 17, 2015 04:41 PM (Ar4XM) 259
I can help with the orgasm equality thing.
Posted by: Paolo at August 17, 2015 04:42 PM (8laRN) 260
I think Twitter should ban everyone who is "unthinking and insensitive". For the children.
Posted by: tbodie at August 17, 2015 04:42 PM (sLVyZ) 261
Pole Vault
Posted by: some random meathead at August 17, 2015 04:42 PM (HJqXj) 262
Valenti's website has a post promoting "orgasm equality" for women.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, Team Lefty and Scamp Hey, I got mine! * laughs - falls asleep* Posted by: Dang at August 17, 2015 04:42 PM (2oWD2) 263
master's degree in Women's and Gender Studies..."
I stopped reading after that. Masters. Degree. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2015 04:40 PM (9mTYi) Obligatory: Redman: "How did I fail womens studies? I love bitches!" http://tinyurl.com/nzbsa7g Posted by: mynewhandle at August 17, 2015 04:42 PM (AkOaV) 264
My cat is transphobic. She hides under the bed whenever I play Kraftwerk.
Posted by: FireHorse at August 17, 2015 04:42 PM (3fSx5) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2015 04:43 PM (ODxAs) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 17, 2015 04:43 PM (qCMvj) 267
Like Chaz (Chastity) Bono. They are worried about offending Chaz
But since Chaz is post op, Chaz has a dick of sorts So isn't this for pre op trams men? I'm so confused Posted by: ThunderB at August 17, 2015 04:43 PM (zOTsN) 268
180 here's her husband sausage:
http://golis.tumblr.com/bio jesus Posted by: Feh at August 17, 2015 04:31 PM (8laRN) Another leftist pajama boy. Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at August 17, 2015 04:43 PM (u0lmX) 269
Phallus Forum.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 17, 2015 04:43 PM (Ar4XM) 270
Though I would like to nominate "wedding tackle" as the 57th delightful Victorian slang phrase.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 17, 2015 04:44 PM (go6ud) 271
Joint Committee
Posted by: Countrysquire at August 17, 2015 04:44 PM (eEBON) 272
Party At My House
Posted by: Paolo at August 17, 2015 04:44 PM (8laRN) 273
Shouldn't someone with a M.A. in Women's and Gender Studies call it a Mistress's Degree?
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2015 04:44 PM (vsbNu) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2015 04:44 PM (ODxAs) 275
Yep, as I've said before you can tell who is powerless in a society by who its safe to criticize and condemn.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 17, 2015 04:41 PM (39g3+) It really is something. You need to walk on eggshells around everyone at all times, except white straight cis-gendered men and republicans. Then you can let the vitriol fly. In fact, it's encouraged. Posted by: mynewhandle at August 17, 2015 04:44 PM (AkOaV) 276
"On the other hand, Valenti's website has a post promoting "orgasm equality" for women. "
If Allah wished for women to have orgasms, they would have orgasms. Did I do that right? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 17, 2015 04:45 PM (VPLuQ) 277
"Wait, sausage fest is bad because it's transphobic?
So the part where she meant it as a blanket insult to men is cool?" Oh yeah. I know people who would describe, say, an all-male conference panel (which is BAD BAD BAD) as a sausage fest. That's apparently acceptable. But if I called an all-female panel a vaginarama or an ovary overload, I would be drummed out of polite society. Posted by: Sockpuppet Czar at August 17, 2015 04:45 PM (VOh2j) 278
Woul' joo say I have a plethora of penises?
Posted by: El Guapo at August 17, 2015 04:45 PM (vgIRn) 279
I suppose if you're a lunatic lefty college student who insists gender is a social construct so men don't have to have peens you could find the statement offensive. Or maybe she was worried she might upset little old ladies in sewing circles or something.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 17, 2015 04:45 PM (39g3+) 280
ThunderB,
I had a similar jury duty experience when I lived in SA. It took almost two weeks and was f'ing annoying as hell because the perp had on headphones to hear the translation. So someone would say something, then you'd hear it in Spanish through the headphones right after. Like really annoying echo. So, the perp was an illegal and didn't speak English, he raped his 3 daughters over years, starting when they were 7. When the girls testified, in English, you could tell they were terrified of the guy. We found him guilty and gave him the max sentence plus a $30,000 fine. That was in case he was paroled for some reason, he still couldn't get out until the fine was paid. Posted by: lindafell de Spair @ San Jacinto at August 17, 2015 04:45 PM (xVgrA) 281
Well, dang ... is this going to be a real problem for New Braunfels' yearly Wurstfest?
Posted by: Sgt. Mom at August 17, 2015 04:45 PM (95iDF) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 17, 2015 04:45 PM (qCMvj) 283
"... they don't know jack about what it's like to be with a violent black man or a violent lesbian woman."
-------- Holy carp. This sounds like rank heresy to me. I thought the patriarchal rape culture was built on a white, heterosexual male foundation. Are they now claiming that the most violent, rapey peeps actually are NOT 20 yr old, honky, male accounting majors at Fancy College? Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 17, 2015 04:32 PM (cN9Sk) Yes, you are exactly correct, except that the non-white and/or non-heterosexual feminists are sticking it to the old ladies (metaphorically, of course), and openly mocking their uniform view of violence against women. The language that has been used by these people for 40 plus years is being obliterated, and the old ladies are bowing and scraping in front of the "new" feminists, because... wait for it, white privilege. It would be comical, except really, it's not. People really do get the snot knocked out of them by violent partners, and it does transcend all the usual groupings. Those three groups though: hetero white, hetero black/hispanic, and gay feminists are quite divided, and are a powderkeg that is ready to blow. Posted by: BurtTC at August 17, 2015 04:45 PM (TOk1P) Posted by: Dang at August 17, 2015 04:45 PM (2oWD2) 285
But since Chaz is post op, Chaz has a dick of sorts
So isn't this for pre op trams men? I'm so confused Posted by: ThunderB Did they just take her beef curtains and put it on a potters wheel to form a sausage? Posted by: Bruce at August 17, 2015 04:45 PM (8ikIW) 286
273 Shouldn't someone with a M.A. in Women's and Gender Studies call it a Mistress's Degree?
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2015 04:44 PM (vsbNu) That's either BDSM-phobic or slut shaming, depending on how you read "mistress." Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2015 04:46 PM (2Ojst) 287
This could be another intelligence test for animals. There is the mirror test. But can the higher primates recognize that a sausage shaped thing is a metaphor for that thing.
Posted by: Beavis, cognitive zoological psychologist, funded by your tax dollars at August 17, 2015 04:46 PM (E5UB0) Posted by: ThunderB at August 17, 2015 04:46 PM (zOTsN) 289
254
>>>Therefore a woman, who identifies as a man, but does it have a penis, may be offended Ok, I had been puzzling over that a bit. That explanation makes sense. I guess it points to my latent sexism. I was only thinking about male-to-female transsexuals. I'm too feminist. I need to consider the male point of view, which contains men who were incorrectly assigned the gender "female" at birth. Posted by: Buck Angel at August 17, 2015 04:41 PM (E5UB0) But can you be -ist against something you don't know exists? At some point, there has to be some level of evil intent to impugn people for excluding these freaks of nature. Posted by: rebel flounder at August 17, 2015 04:46 PM (Vf5rR) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2015 04:46 PM (ODxAs) 291
Perhaps you're right.
For all you Morons with the chilluns, in all seriousness, bless you all. Raise 'em up right. Posted by: Moderate Salami, totally not at a sausage fest at August 17, 2015 04:39 PM (/Ho8c) Don't send your children to public school. It's the only way the Left procreates. They steal your children's minds. Think about it. Once they turn 4, or 5, or 6, you give your kids to a stranger for 6 to 8 hours a day, 5 days a week till they are 18. Don't be surprised when they end up looking more like the world than they look like you. Posted by: Sambo at August 17, 2015 04:46 PM (9UV3C) Posted by: Dang at August 17, 2015 04:46 PM (2oWD2) 293
The weather today is balmy in Bangor.
Posted by: nannyhag at August 17, 2015 04:47 PM (Queum) 294
donna, there's a guy who turned in his pecker card a long time ago
but it's ok, his kind gets the big government contracts to demolish US cybersecurity and run the data for socialist political campaigns Posted by: Feh at August 17, 2015 04:47 PM (8laRN) Posted by: IllTemperedCur getting movie references totally wrong at August 17, 2015 04:47 PM (xcrCh) Posted by: Be-at-lees at August 17, 2015 04:47 PM (3ZtZW) 297
Crank Conference
Posted by: Countrysquire at August 17, 2015 04:47 PM (eEBON) 298
good Lord....
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 17, 2015 04:47 PM (0O7c5) Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 17, 2015 04:48 PM (evdj2) 300
I really like the quote by Thomas Merton, Feh. Thx. In return I will give you a quote of Francois Fenelon which also seems appropriate to these sorts of folks:
As long as you live by your old nature you will be open to all the injustices of men. Your temper will get you into fights, your passions will clash with your neighbors', your desire will be like tender spots open to your enemies' arrows. if you live at the mercy of a crowd of greedy and hungry desires, then you will never never be satisfied because everything will bother you. You will be like an invalid who has been bedridden for many years -anywhere you are touched you will feel pain. Your self love is terribly touchy. No matter how slightly it is insulted it screams "Murderer"....You have the children of Adam forever tormenting each other. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2015 04:48 PM (OSs/l) 301
Troupe of tallywhackers.
Posted by: rebel flounder at August 17, 2015 04:48 PM (Vf5rR) 302
So this reminds me, my transgender female to male facebook friend whose 'wife' left her posted something the other day about how she doesn't actually have a suicide plan, so nobody should worry.
Uh-oh. Posted by: Lea at August 17, 2015 04:48 PM (lIU4e) 303
Like Chaz (Chastity) Bono. They are worried about offending Chaz
But since Chaz is post op, Chaz has a dick of sorts ------------------------------------------------------------ If Bruce and I had the same blood type, I'd be prepared to swap. Posted by: Chaz Boehner at August 17, 2015 04:48 PM (E5UB0) 304
>>> plethora of penises?
Erm izzat like the murder of crows thing? becoz I think its a circle jerk of, not a plethora Posted by: Be-at-lees at August 17, 2015 04:48 PM (3ZtZW) 305
heh. Today a construction worker flew a Confederate flag from a construction crane downtown. Great was the collective case of the vapors suffered by outraged local Progs. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2015 04:48 PM (9mTYi) 306
So, what is black feminism? Cis feminism?
LOL, white women being feminism-shamed. It's been noted that mainline feminism is really a manifestation of the anxieties of upper-middle-class progtard white women. As a result, a lot of what they're obsessed with seems like vapid bullshit to pretty much every other kind of woman (and most men). Posted by: Ian S. at August 17, 2015 04:48 PM (S+N7W) 307
You know what offends me?
Tampon commercials. Because they're so cisgendered. There are, in fact, plenty of women without vaginas. Like Caitlyn Jenner. Someone needs to go after those tampon companies big time. /sarc (sort of, just going to the next logical step here) Posted by: mynewhandle at August 17, 2015 04:48 PM (AkOaV) 308
"Oh, the huge manatee! Oh, the huge manatee!"
Posted by: Dang, watching a huge manatee fall from the sky in flames at August 17, 2015 04:48 PM (2oWD2) 309
Not going to click on the links because this kind of stupidity just makes me angry and I end up pacing up and down. However, I do love it when these pinheads attack each other. Also, the whole idea that white women have it so damn tough in this country is ludicrous.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2015 04:48 PM (+lVUW) 310
"Crap, I thought they stole that pic from Webster's definition of Silly Self-Absorbed Hipster Douchebag."
Yup. He even has the smug look away from camera thing down. Posted by: Benji Carver at August 17, 2015 04:48 PM (OD2ni) 311
>>But can you be -ist against something you don't know exists?
The whole point is to normalize the freaks and otherize the normal. Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2015 04:48 PM (NOIQH) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2015 04:49 PM (ODxAs) 313
Where were all you Cen-Tex morons when we were trying to drum up support for a meet up the last few years?????
Posted by: lindafell de Spair @ San Jacinto at August 17, 2015 04:49 PM (xVgrA) Posted by: irongrampa at August 17, 2015 04:49 PM (jeCnD) 315
Is Cis pronounced KIS or SIS or what?
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 17, 2015 04:50 PM (evdj2) 316
Love Muscle Luau
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2015 04:50 PM (2Ojst) Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2015 04:50 PM (5/lDN) 318
The Wurst of P.D.Q. Bach
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 17, 2015 04:50 PM (W5DcG) 319
Why should there be such a vas deferens in our world views?
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at August 17, 2015 04:50 PM (vgIRn) 320
she doesn't actually have a suicide plan, so nobody should worry.
Uh-oh. Posted by: Lea at August 17, 2015 04:48 PM (lIU4e) Is that a thing? "suicide plans"? I always thought suicide was a spontaneous thing, usually initiated by the presence of a gun in the household that whispers "shoot yourself... shoot yourself..." in to your ear all day. That's what I've gleamed from the media and gun control groups, at least. Posted by: mynewhandle at August 17, 2015 04:50 PM (AkOaV) 321
Lindafell he had the headphones for translation too
Posted by: ThunderB at August 17, 2015 04:50 PM (zOTsN) 322
"master's degree in Women's and Gender Studies..."
Probably met her husband in class. Posted by: Benji Carver at August 17, 2015 04:50 PM (OD2ni) 323
Dang, watching a huge manatee fall from the sky in flames
Mmmm, manatee back strap. It's what's for dinner. Posted by: wrg500 at August 17, 2015 04:51 PM (sWgE+) 324
Thanks Fen. Merton was fluent in French, and the two passages are similar. Centuries separate them, but I wonder whether Merton ever read him.
Posted by: Feh at August 17, 2015 04:51 PM (8laRN) 325
315 Is Cis pronounced KIS or SIS or what?
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 17, 2015 04:50 PM (evdj2) SIS Posted by: mynewhandle at August 17, 2015 04:51 PM (AkOaV) 326
322 "master's degree in Women's and Gender Studies..."
Probably met her husband in class. Posted by: Benji Carver at August 17, 2015 04:50 PM (OD2ni) Probably the "How to Power Bottom Like a Porn Star" workshop during Sex Week. Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2015 04:51 PM (2Ojst) 327
Ssssss
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 17, 2015 04:52 PM (evdj2) 328
So you can't say "sausage fest" because it might offend the trans*
demographic, but you can say "right wing extremist" and casually link half the country to a guy shooting up a church without worrying about offending anyone. They don't give a shit if anyone's offended. It's really about signalling goodthink. RWs are Not of the Body, but self-loathers are. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 17, 2015 04:52 PM (oVJmc) 329
I am not even going to read the thread. All that comes to my mind from the into is: Blow Me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2015 04:52 PM (gf8BH) 330
TRIGGER WARNING!!! Posted by: Dang ----------------- I've been informed that the word 'history' is triggering, because 'his-tory'. Also, it is irrelevant. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2015 04:52 PM (9mTYi) 331
313 Where were all you Cen-Tex morons when we were trying to drum up support for a meet up the last few years?????
Posted by: lindafell de Spair @ San Jacinto at August 17, 2015 04:49 PM (xVgrA) Estoy aqui!! Posted by: Sambo at August 17, 2015 04:52 PM (9UV3C) 332
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So..... Where's Dumb: Part 2? Parte Deux, maybe? Posted by: Be-at-lees at August 17, 2015 04:47 PM (3ZtZW) Part Duh! Posted by: rebel flounder at August 17, 2015 04:52 PM (Vf5rR) 333
My son has been in public school for six of his his fifteen years. He went to a Christian pre school and then was homeschooled for the the 6th through 8th grade. He's a thoroughgoing conservative, so it is possible to raise a conservative while they are in the public school. You just have to raise questions about what they read and study.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2015 04:52 PM (OSs/l) 334
The Island of Lesbos is swamped by over a hundred thousand immigrants.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 17, 2015 04:52 PM (Ar4XM) Posted by: David Carradine at August 17, 2015 04:52 PM (2oWD2) 336
329 I am not even going to read the thread. All that comes to my mind from the into is: Blow Me
Posted by: Nevergiveup I believe that is a perfect summary NGU Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at August 17, 2015 04:52 PM (QyBQv) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 17, 2015 04:53 PM (ODxAs) 338
Can this person prove xer tweets are powered by renewable energy?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 17, 2015 04:53 PM (659DL) 339
Is that a thing?
"suicide plans"? I always thought suicide was a spontaneous thing, usually initiated by the presence of a gun in the household that whispers "shoot yourself... shoot yourself..." in to your ear all day. That's what I've gleamed from the media and gun control groups, at least. Posted by: mynewhandle at August 17, 2015 04:50 PM (AkOaV) Well... seriously, yes. Yes it is. Probably some research out there that estimates the number of "spontaneous" vs. planned suicides... if I had to hazard a guess, and it's just a guess, I would assume more completed suicides are planned, rather than spontaneous. Posted by: BurtTC at August 17, 2015 04:53 PM (TOk1P) 340
329 I am not even going to read the thread. All that comes to my mind from the into is: Blow Me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2015 04:52 PM (gf8BH) Don't be so transphoebic. Not all men have penises to blow, after all. Maybe use a more all inclusive term like, "perform oral sex on me" but even that may be problematic for eunuchs without sexual reproduction organs. It's probably just better to not say anything ever. That seems to be their goal, anyways. Posted by: mynewhandle at August 17, 2015 04:53 PM (AkOaV) Posted by: Landru at August 17, 2015 04:53 PM (OD2ni) 342
Is a face palm then totally ignoring these people a reasonable response? Posted by: irongrampa at August 17, 2015 04:49 PM (jeCnD) A regular facepalm isn't enough, it takes full on kaiju facepalm to fully express the stupidity of modern society. http://tinyurl.com/qxma7vh Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2015 04:54 PM (xcrCh) 343
Anything going on in Bangkok this weekend?
Never mind. Forgot I'm all tied up. Posted by: David Carradine You can still hang around. Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 17, 2015 04:54 PM (evdj2) 344
I remember seeing "The French Connection" for the first time when I was way too young for such a film.
There's a scene near the beginning when Gene Hackman and Roy Schieder are surveilling a mob boss, and they're ogling the mob guy's girlfriend, and Gene says "I'd like to play 'Hide the Salami' with her!" I had never heard the expression before. Later, I asked my mother, "What does 'Hide the Salami' mean?" Now, you're expecting the predictable ending. But my mother had never heard the term either, so she replied, "I have no idea. Is some salami missing?" Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2015 04:54 PM (jBuUi) 345
Posted by: Feh at August 17, 2015 04:51 PM (8laRN)
He probably did.The Roman Catholic mystics seem to know all their earlier counterparts. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2015 04:54 PM (OSs/l) 346
Mustache has a long Johnson.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 17, 2015 04:54 PM (W5DcG) 347
So when Lesbians have sex why do they employ sausage like devices? Isn't this cis-normative homosexuality? Shouldn't they be shamed as dumb sellout bints?
Posted by: Hank, Your Friend in Congress at August 17, 2015 04:54 PM (oDCMR) 348
333 My son has been in public school for six of his his fifteen years. He went to a Christian pre school and then was homeschooled for the the 6th through 8th grade. He's a thoroughgoing conservative, so it is possible to raise a conservative while they are in the public school. You just have to raise questions about what they read and study.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2015 04:52 PM (OSs/l) I was homeschooled through second grade, private Christian school for 3rd and 4th, then public school after that. I think it gave me a sufficient foundation to reject poor teaching when I came across it, but most of my peers did not fair so well. Posted by: Sambo at August 17, 2015 04:55 PM (9UV3C) 349
Ya know, that "delete browser history" medic alert wrist band is getting less funny for more people with each passing day.
Thanks, Mr. Ace! Posted by: DM at August 17, 2015 04:55 PM (j/tOh) 350
The weather today is balmy in Bangor.
The chair is against the wall. Posted by: rick ------------- The tits are not calm. The tits are not calm. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2015 04:55 PM (9mTYi) 351
Anything going on in Bangkok this weekend?
Never mind. Forgot I'm all tied up. Posted by: David Carradine You need a no-strings-attached relationship. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 17, 2015 04:55 PM (oVJmc) 352
I guess the Braunschweiger festival is out.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2015 04:56 PM (NaeCR) 353
"suicide plans"?
Yep. Worked at a Suicide and Crisis Center for a while. Heard of one planned years in advance. The guy bought a suicide waiver on his life insurance policy. Had to wait for it to kick in. Posted by: Dang at August 17, 2015 04:56 PM (2oWD2) 354
So when Lesbians have sex why do they employ sausage like devices?
Not if they are vegetarians...or so I've heard Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2015 04:57 PM (gf8BH) 355
Is that a thing? "suicide plans"?
I always thought suicide was a spontaneous thing, usually initiated by the presence of a gun in the household that whispers "shoot yourself... shoot yourself..." in to your ear all day. That's what I've gleamed from the media and gun control groups, at least. Posted by: mynewhandle at August 17, 2015 04:50 PM (AkOaV) I take it you're being sarcastic, but yes, some people make really detailed plans. Posted by: Lea at August 17, 2015 04:57 PM (lIU4e) 356
Never mind. Forgot I'm all tied up.
Posted by: David Carradine You can still hang around. Posted by: Grump928(c) Knot that guy! Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2015 04:57 PM (5/lDN) 357
The weather today is balmy in Bangor. The chair is against the wall. Posted by: rick The weather today is balmy in Bangor. ------------- PIT PROPS AND BATTENS RISING. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2015 04:57 PM (9mTYi) 358
"So when Lesbians have sex why do they employ sausage like devices?"
This always puzzled me. Same question as "if they're so transgressive, why do they replicate male/female distinction in the whole butch/femme thing?" I know, they claim it's parodic, but it clearly isn't. The plumbing is the plumbing. Posted by: Feh at August 17, 2015 04:57 PM (8laRN) 359
The Hardy Boys and the Case of the Missing Salami.
Posted by: Franklin W. Dixon at August 17, 2015 04:57 PM (ZtFr+) 360
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Dang, watching a huge manatee fall from the sky in flames Mmmm, manatee back strap. It's what's for dinner. Posted by: wrg500 at August 17, 2015 04:51 PM (sWgE+) As god as my witness, I thought manatees could fry. Posted by: Arthur CarRson at August 17, 2015 04:57 PM (Vf5rR) 361
Never mind. Forgot I'm all tied up.
Posted by: David Carradine ************ Try not to do anything in excess. Posted by: Michael Hutchins at August 17, 2015 04:58 PM (vgIRn) 362
Anything going on in Bangkok this weekend? Never mind. Forgot I'm all tied up. Posted by: David Carradine at August 17, 2015 04:52 PM (2oWD2) Dude, I hear you can par-tay. We should hang out. Posted by: Michael Hutchence at August 17, 2015 04:58 PM (xcrCh) 363
Tits Valenti is an editor at, get this: COSMO. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 17, 2015 04:59 PM (iQIUe) 364
So when Lesbians have sex why do they employ sausage like devices? Not if they are vegetarians...or so I've heard Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2015 04:57 PM (gf8BH) They use bananas. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 17, 2015 04:59 PM (oVJmc) 365
So when Lesbians have sex why do they employ sausage like devices?
Not if they are vegetarians...or so I've heard Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2015 04:57 PM (gf8BH) Chinese Eggplant - derogatory or sensuous? Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2015 04:59 PM (NaeCR) 366
Ok, which one of you hid the Salami?
Posted by: wrg500 at August 17, 2015 04:59 PM (sWgE+) 367
366 Ok, which one of you hid the Salami?
Posted by: wrg500 at August 17, 2015 04:59 PM (sWgE+) Not for a while, unfortunately. Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2015 05:00 PM (2Ojst) 368
Boy, Valenti's husband has to be emasculated.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 17, 2015 05:00 PM (iQIUe) 369
I see nothing wrong with grown men comparing hot, smokey meats.
Posted by: Lindsey G at August 17, 2015 05:00 PM (k8tEg) 370
Soif a trans-whateverdoesn'thave a penis of its (I guess) own,it is "transphobia"simply foranyone, male,femaleor trans-whatever, touse the word "sausagefest?" A"do not call me a woman because I identify as a man" human thingy is offended because the word sausagefest, when used to refer to "real" men (at least the ones with a penis),implicitly excludes he/she/it/him/her? It suretakes a lot of mental gymnastics to understand all this genderese. Aren't we facing World War III, economic meltdown, enemies at home and abroad? Do we really need to take the time tocare if some butch looking human thingy wishes she had a dick? Would this same human thingyalso be offended by anyterm that describes aperson or persons without a penis, say like "Congress" or "Barrack Obama"? Posted by: WTH Texas at August 17, 2015 05:00 PM (N05oL) Posted by: Sandra Fluck at August 17, 2015 05:00 PM (NOIQH) 372
368 Boy, Valenti's husband has to be emasculated.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 17, 2015 05:00 PM (iQIUe) To live with that rabid, man-hating harpy? Definitely. Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2015 05:00 PM (2Ojst) Posted by: Landru at August 17, 2015 05:01 PM (OD2ni) Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 17, 2015 05:01 PM (evdj2) 375
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So when Lesbians have sex why do they employ sausage like devices? Not if they are vegetarians...or so I've heard Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2015 04:57 PM (gf8BH) They use bananas. --------------- Really bumpy gnarled cucumbers with a carved smiley face are totally okay. Posted by: Hank, Your Friend in Congress at August 17, 2015 05:01 PM (oDCMR) 376
Tits Valenti is an editor at, get this: COSMO.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 17, 2015 04:59 PM Oh, get out! Next you'll be telling me there are a lot of Greek men named Nick. And I'm pretty sure your nic is a microagression to all Cosmo readers. Keep it up. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 17, 2015 05:02 PM (QiBX8) 377
The Hardy Boys and the Case of the Missing Salami.
Posted by: Franklin W. Dixon at August 17, 2015 04:57 PM (ZtFr+) They just need to search Nancy Drew to find the missing salami. Posted by: tbodie at August 17, 2015 05:02 PM (sLVyZ) Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2015 05:03 PM (5/lDN) 379
Chinese Eggplant - derogatory or sensuous?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2015 04:59 PM (NaeCR) Sensual. Posted by: Otter at August 17, 2015 05:03 PM (MYSVz) 380
I'm getting a MASSIVE clue!
Posted by: The Hardly Boys at August 17, 2015 05:03 PM (2Ojst) 381
"Boy, Valenti's husband has to be emasculated."
No, sitting down to pee was my own idea. Solidarity! Posted by: Valenti's sissy husband at August 17, 2015 05:03 PM (OD2ni) 382
29 Breaking News: Femynyst trades sausage for seagull.
Jessica Valenti has just taken a tern for the wurst. Posted by: The new thoughtful civil Muldoon Muldoon, that was positively fowl, and I doubt many Morons will flock to your defense. Posted by: Agent J at August 17, 2015 05:04 PM (ueOgE) 383
Chinese Eggplant - derogatory or sensuous?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2015 04:59 PM Vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous. Posted by: Marion Wormer at August 17, 2015 05:04 PM (QiBX8) 384
They just need to search Nancy Drew to find the missing salami.
I don't know about the modern Nancy Drew but the one from the 40s and 50's didn't play "hide the salami:, I expect until she got a ring on her finger. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2015 05:04 PM (OSs/l) Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 17, 2015 05:05 PM (ZCFje) 386
Pepperonipalooza
Posted by: The new thoughtful civil Muldoon at August 17, 2015 05:05 PM (NeFrd) 387
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29 Breaking News: Femynyst trades sausage for seagull. Jessica Valenti has just taken a tern for the wurst. Posted by: The new thoughtful civil Muldoon Muldoon, that was positively fowl, and I doubt many Morons will flock to your defense. Posted by: Agent J at August 17, 2015 05:04 PM (ueOgE) He's just feathering his nest. Posted by: Arthur CarRson at August 17, 2015 05:05 PM (Vf5rR) Posted by: Bruce at August 17, 2015 05:05 PM (8ikIW) 389
I apologize if this has been covered already, but I haven't read all the comments.
Is Sausage Fest bad because it upsets trannies who become women by having it whacked off, or is it upsetting to trannies who become men by having it sewn on? And either way, why is it upsetting to them, since they get the sausage whacked off or sewn on voluntarily? Posted by: nerdygirl at August 17, 2015 05:06 PM (+lVUW) 390
This always puzzled me. Same question as "if they're so transgressive, why do they replicate male/female distinction in the whole butch/femme thing?"
I know, they claim it's parodic, but it clearly isn't. The plumbing is the plumbing. Posted by: Feh at August 17, 2015 04:57 PM (8laRN) And what about male gays? It always puzzled me to read the Men seeking Men personal ads in the DC City Paper - I swear 90% of them either described themselves as "Very Masculine, Straight Appearing/Acting" or specified "No flaming queens." When I walked around Dupont Circle, I saw flaming queens everywhere and yet nobody seemed to want them in the classifieds. And it puzzled me that the ideal, the real prize, appears to be the straight-looking, butch male. It's like they idolize something they cannot, by definition, really be. Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at August 17, 2015 05:06 PM (u0lmX) 391
Ms. Bruce Jenner
Pelted by estrogen Turned into Caitlyn Isn't he feminine? Decathloning with the Power of a bull She's so masculine Look at those mandibles The ever lovin' Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! Posted by: Bruce Boehner at August 17, 2015 05:07 PM (E5UB0) 392
387 He's just feathering his nest.
Posted by: Arthur CarRson at August 17, 2015 05:05 PM (Vf5rR) We probably shouldn't egg him on, then? Posted by: Agent J at August 17, 2015 05:08 PM (ueOgE) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2015 05:08 PM (OSs/l) 394
SJWs are FVCKING INSANE
Posted by: Nip Sip at August 17, 2015 05:08 PM (0FSuD) 395
"The Hardly Boys at August 17, 2015 05:03 PM"
Haha. One of the best SP epiosdes in my opinion. Hilarious from start to finish and really showed off the idiocy of the 9/11 Truthers and made Bush look reasonable. Someone commneted when it first aired that the Truther guy looked just like Will Pitt from DU. Posted by: Benji Carver at August 17, 2015 05:08 PM (OD2ni) 396
Somehow worrying about the feelings of a tranny who would deep throat a kielbasa seems oddly misplaced.
Posted by: Hank, Your Friend in Congress at August 17, 2015 05:08 PM (oDCMR) 397
I take it you're being sarcastic, but yes, some people make really detailed plans.
Posted by: Lea at August 17, 2015 04:57 PM (lIU4e) yes, yes, I am. I guess it's not a topic to joke about... but still. Anyways, best of luck to your friend. Posted by: mynewhandle at August 17, 2015 05:09 PM (AkOaV) 398
Okay. I've showered and ready for "Dumb - Part 2".
Posted by: Soona at August 17, 2015 05:09 PM (P25Hh) 399
Re suicide plans: Yes. There's the method, the note, and if applicable there's the will and making sure the body is discovered.
A barber once told me how men get haircuts before killing themselves. Not what I'd consider typical barbershop banter, but he'd been cutting hair for a long time and cited many examples. It was despressingly enlightening. Posted by: FireHorse at August 17, 2015 05:09 PM (3fSx5) 400
333 My son has been in public SCHOOL for six of his his fifteen years. He went to a Christian pre school and then was homeschooled for the the 6th through 8th grade. He's a thoroughgoing conservative, so it is possible to raise a conservative while they are in the public school. You just have to raise questions about what they read and study.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 201 --------------- Yep. My kids have all endured a combination of home-schooling and Catholic or Evangelical schools. But I have a devout friend whose kids went through public schools K to 12. She and her husband watched what they were taught like hawks and filled in some blanks in the summer. Her kids are fine so far. I think it all boils down to parents paying attention and not totally ceding the responsibility of education to others. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 17, 2015 05:09 PM (cN9Sk) 401
This woman's tweet is not about the phrase 'sausagefest' specifically, it is all about the ritualized apology, a public mea culpa to verify and reassert her bona fides in the SJW world. She serves penance.
Posted by: The new thoughtful civil Muldoon at August 17, 2015 05:09 PM (NeFrd) 402
In fact she should serve her penance in a penal colony. Posted by: The new thoughtful civil Muldoon at August 17, 2015 05:09 PM (NeFrd) 403
Geraldo having a fit about Trump. Which is amusing
Posted by: ThunderB at August 17, 2015 05:09 PM (zOTsN) 404
Poor Muldoon! He's become a yolk.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 17, 2015 05:10 PM (iQIUe) 405
Who is Jessica Valenti employed by-Huffpo?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2015 05:10 PM (OSs/l) 406
And it puzzled me that the ideal, the real prize, appears to be the straight-looking, butch male. It's like they idolize something they cannot, by definition, really be.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at August 17, 2015 05:06 PM (u0lmX) And gay men subdivide themselves in to bears, otters, wolves, twinks, and I'm sure 1000s of other things I don't know about. And lesbians do butch, femme, "lipstick lesbian", and I'm sure a bunch I don't know about there either. Ah, whatever. Weird world. Posted by: mynewhandle at August 17, 2015 05:10 PM (AkOaV) Posted by: 11B40 at August 17, 2015 05:10 PM (abx5/) 408
He's just feathering his nest.
Posted by: Arthur CarRson at August 17, 2015 05:05 PM (Vf5rR) We probably shouldn't egg him on, then? And I ran. I ran so far away... Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 17, 2015 05:10 PM (2l5vw) 409
Chorizo Boogaloo
Posted by: Fritz at August 17, 2015 05:10 PM (KJ2mA) Posted by: Valenti's sissy husband at August 17, 2015 05:10 PM (HJqXj) 411
And it puzzled me that the ideal, the real prize, appears to be the straight-looking, butch male. It's like they idolize something they cannot, by definition, really be.
Posted by: Donna and V. (sans ampersands) at August 17, 2015 05:06 PM (u0lmX) It's an eternal truth about gay boys, a hundred bottoms looking for a top. Posted by: Hank, Your Friend in Congress at August 17, 2015 05:11 PM (oDCMR) 412
true store: I once had a gay boss. One day a really flaming gay guy was hitting on my boss for like 30 minutes. After the guy finally left, my boss looks at me and said (swear to god), "Man, do I HATE fags!"
And I must have had a really confused look on my face, because he said, "I'm in to men, not fags." I just shrugged. Had no idea how to respond to any of that. Posted by: mynewhandle at August 17, 2015 05:11 PM (AkOaV) 413
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A big part of white feminism is the anti-violence against wimmins stuff. Yeah, there are other things, but that's a big one. Lately the feminists of color and/or the feminists of Planet Lesbos are getting more uppity with the old white ladies, about how they don't know jack about what it's like to be with a violent black man or a violent lesbian woman. Speaking of that. They had "Pride Parade" in CLT last weekend and the news had pics about the parade etc. A simple question, are all lesbos fat and ugly? They are in CLT. I guess they go to munching because no man in his right mind would do PIV with them. Posted by: Nip Sip at August 17, 2015 05:12 PM (0FSuD) 414
404 Poor Muldoon! He's become a yolk. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 17, 2015 05:10 PM (iQIUe) A shell of his former self. I have to go to dinner, keep having pun. Posted by: Agent J at August 17, 2015 05:13 PM (ueOgE) 415
I'm getting a MASSIVE clue!
Posted by: The Hardly Boys ------------------ Col. Mustard, candlestick. Right? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2015 05:13 PM (9mTYi) 416
407 Greetings:
What about San Francisco's "Up Your Alley Fair" ??? Adults only googling, please. Posted by: 11B40 at August 17, 2015 05:10 PM (abx5/) PSA: Remember folks, never google any phrase you're unsure of that you read in the comments of aoshq. Posted by: AOS Style Guide at August 17, 2015 05:13 PM (AkOaV) 417
Way OT but just now at work I was told we pay the metal scrap guy to take lead away. WTF and no they wont let me just take it home.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 17, 2015 05:14 PM (81UWZ) 418
Pork sausage should be good to bomb ISIS with, or at least use as a repellent.
Put them around you property to keep the religion of peace boys away. Posted by: Colin at August 17, 2015 05:14 PM (vIeIs) 419
My SIL likes her women butch as can be and her men as pajama boy as possible
Posted by: ThunderB at August 17, 2015 05:14 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 17, 2015 05:14 PM (iQIUe) Posted by: The new thoughtful civil Muldoon at August 17, 2015 05:14 PM (NeFrd) 422
I see Jessica lives in Brooklyn which is one Paolo's favorite places to spend time. Lots of horny feminists with sissy husbands in Brooklyn for Paolo to satisfy.
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Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 17, 2015 05:09 PM (cN9Sk)
I posted here some quotes from his World Studies curriculum. I sued to read all the assignments and give an alternative view when I needed to. Fortunately, I didn't write the teacher-whom he quite liked- on every error I found or he might have flunked. The one time he brought up errors with the teacher, the teacher said the text gets quite a few things wrong. I'm not looking forward to next year, though, Every few weeks in the 9th grade he had to do a project on revolutions. It's not wonder so many kids come out totally indoctrinated. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2015 05:15 PM (OSs/l) 424
A simple question, are all lesbos fat and ugly?
----- We're all over (as it were) that question. Posted by: NIH $1.5 Million study at August 17, 2015 05:15 PM (9mTYi) 425
Bangers Ball
Posted by: Fritz at August 17, 2015 05:15 PM (KJ2mA) 426
Sausage manufacturers are beginning to fill half of their product with filler such as sawdust. In this economy it's getting more and more difficult to make both ends meat.
Posted by: The new thoughtful civil Muldoon at August 17, 2015 05:16 PM (NeFrd) 427
419 My SIL likes her women butch as can be and her men as pajama boy as possible
Posted by: ThunderB at August 17, 2015 05:14 PM (zOTsN) So...as unattractive as possible from both sides of the spectrum? Posted by: Sambo at August 17, 2015 05:17 PM (9UV3C) 428
Autocorrect. Uggh.-I "used" to read all the assignments.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2015 05:17 PM (OSs/l) 429
And I must have had a really confused look on my face, because he said, "I'm in to men, not fags."
I just shrugged. Had no idea how to respond to any of that. "But first,??" Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2015 05:17 PM (5/lDN) 430
Sausage manufacturers are beginning to fill half of their product with filler such as sawdust.
------------ Common practice in socialist economies. Posted by: NIH $1.5 Million study at August 17, 2015 05:17 PM (9mTYi) 431
And I must have had a really confused look on my face, because he said, "I'm in to men, not fags."
I just shrugged. Had no idea how to respond to any of that. Posted by: mynewhandle at August 17, 2015 05:11 PM (AkOaV) Actually, it makes sense. It's not the first story I've heard like that. As I understand it, some gay guys are quite explicit that they like masculinity and can't stand effeminate men. Which I guess makes more sense than wanting a guy who acts like the worst sort of stereotypical woman. Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 17, 2015 05:18 PM (OiH3z) 432
I guess she is attracted to deeply fucked up unhappy people
Posted by: ThunderB at August 17, 2015 05:18 PM (zOTsN) 433
Nope; I don't want to google anything about gay culture in SF.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2015 05:19 PM (OSs/l) 434
Which I guess makes more sense than wanting a guy who acts like the worst sort of stereotypical woman.
Posted by: Colorado Alex ----------------- Damn! No wonder I'm alone... Posted by: Lady Graham at August 17, 2015 05:19 PM (9mTYi) 435
Nood
Posted by: rickb223 at August 17, 2015 05:22 PM (5/lDN) Posted by: That man hating lesbian at August 17, 2015 05:23 PM (2oWD2) 437
423 --- FenelonSpoke ---
Yes! It takes a lot of effort (and discretion) for you to monitor these things. As I tell my friend when she occasionally berates herself for not home-schooling, she IS home-schooling in a fashion. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 17, 2015 05:28 PM (cN9Sk) 438
Tripod Treat
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 17, 2015 05:28 PM (JO9+V) Posted by: Jeffery Dahlmer at August 17, 2015 05:29 PM (53CCM) 440
Group of women could be a pipe fitters union.
Posted by: Cruzinator at August 17, 2015 05:48 PM (cJswI) 441
I hate it when people insult me insensitively.
Posted by: Uffda at August 17, 2015 05:56 PM (9AKdR) 442
This was the Twitter thread that contained the admonishment "every reference to penises needs a side note" - then a huge disclaimer about trannies and feelz.
Twitter needs to expand to 520 characters to accommodate "trigger warnings." Or maybe they could do them automatically like link compression? Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at August 17, 2015 08:59 PM (HYKV3) 443
The only statements the Left does not find offensive are expressions of outrage.
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