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Not so E MT. [krakatoa]

Forgot what day it was. Please tell me how disappointed you are with me here.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 08:10 AM




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1
National Review: Five Reasons Why Kasich-Rubio Is the Right 2016 Ticket
by Myra Adams

http://tinyurl.com/nqtans6

She actually calls Kasich "the most conservative candidate who is electable".

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 15, 2015 08:11 AM (kdS6q)

2 It's funny to post "Comments" from other blogs, but over at therightscoop.com, the story

EXCLUSIVE!! 'BLOOD' GANG MEMBER WHO SHOT NEW YORK FIREFIGHTER WAS A DEMOCRAT ACTIVIST!!

where the thug poses with Dem officials - lots of photos

sounded like a moronette responded:


AZBrownEyes

You know, had Obama never been elected President, the race wars currently flying in this country would likely never have been ignited as they are today. The race-baiters wouldn't have a national platform and BLM simply would not exist. The New Black Panther Party would be a joke, not a threat. The confederate flag would not even be noticed, and no buried confederate bodies or statues would be pulled out of the ground. There would be no Obamacare, Obama phones, or the heads of tens of thousands of innocent BLACKS on the other side of the world being hacked off and the bodies of young children and women being brutalized daily by emboldened terrorists. And this kid? Who knows. Perhaps he might be alive today instead of dead. Had America elected a conservative in 2008 instead of some racist jerk? Had the GOP allowed a conservative to be on the ticket even in 2012? Imagine the difference in our lives. It all matters. Who we put into office matters.


really good.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2015 08:11 AM (qCMvj)

3 couple of great links over at http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/

ARKANSAS GOV. HUTCHINSON CUTS STATE CONTRACTS WITH PLANNED PARENTHOOD.

If it looks bad for Planned Parenthood now, just imagine how much more trouble they'd be in, if the MSM wasn't working so hard to suppress the story.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2015 08:12 AM (qCMvj)

4 I'm more disappointed with the weather. It will prob hit 100 and be humid and disgusting. On top of that, bc the local gov uses what we pay for power to pad their pensions, we'll probably lose power.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 15, 2015 08:12 AM (iQIUe)

5
GOOD: House Judiciary Chairman Wants Answers About First Amendment from Public Colleges.

The Chairman of the U.S. House Judiciary Committee sent letters today to the presidents of 161 public colleges and universities across the country to ask them why their policies fail to protect the First Amendment rights of students and faculty.

The letters were sent by Representative Bob Goodlatte (R-VA) to leaders of institutions that received the Foundation for Individual Rights in Education's (FIRE's) lowest, "red light" rating in our annual report on campus speech codes. Colleges that receive this rating maintain at least one policy that clearly and substantially restricts protected speech.

The letters follow FIRE President and CEO Greg Lukianoff's testimony before Congress earlier this summer. On June 2, Lukianoff testified in front of the House Judiciary Committee's Subcommittee on the Constitution and Civil Justice about the state of free speech on America's public college campuses.

Great. Next pressure them on sexual assault policies.


Taking it directly to them. Good.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2015 08:13 AM (qCMvj)

6 Is it too early to refer to the Clintons as convicted felons?

Posted by: Fritz at August 15, 2015 08:13 AM (UzPAd)

7
someone over at the NRO is suggesting Kasich/Rubio

...

over at HotAir headlines

Five Reasons Why Kasich-Rubio Is the Right 2016 Ticket

myra-adams

le sigh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2015 08:13 AM (qCMvj)

8 this point needs to be made loud and clear, very good


I'M WARNING DEMOCRATS HERE AND NOW: Putting Obama Over Country Is Treason

http://directorblue.blogspot.ca/2015/08/i-warning-democrats-here-and-now.html

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2015 08:14 AM (qCMvj)

9 breakfast time...

lots to do today

have fun y'all

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2015 08:15 AM (qCMvj)

10 Another violent dead thug has been elevated to saint status. Nate Wilks, aka, JoeBart (an entirely made up name by a "citizen jornolista"). So, sick of this shite.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 15, 2015 08:16 AM (iQIUe)

11

DAY 1,012

451 to go (524 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, mewling mattress myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2015 08:16 AM (St6BJ)

12 1 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 15, 2015 08:11 AM (kdS6q)


This Myra dame deserves a Twitter/e-mail blitz.

She can get bent.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2015 08:17 AM (St6BJ)

13 Artisanal'ette is channeling Vic this morning???

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 15, 2015 08:17 AM (fOZgV)

14 She actually calls Kasich "the most conservative candidate who is electable".
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 15, 2015 08:11 AM (kdS6q)


people trash her in the comments section...

Newt responded to her, or Rubio/Kasich

why would Rubio give to Kasich?

I knew the "Ohio" vote would come into play - it's all Kasich's got

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2015 08:17 AM (qCMvj)

15 Got my comment on the end of the ONT just in time, I see.

Morning, Glories!

Posted by: mindful webworker - well, heavens! at August 15, 2015 08:18 AM (f/ass)

16 >>ARKANSAS GOV. HUTCHINSON CUTS STATE CONTRACTS WITH PLANNED PARENTHOOD.

Willowed but he also had lunch with Ted Cruz this week.

Posted by: Lea at August 15, 2015 08:18 AM (vmMMi)

17 Spot on, artisanal 'ette, and a good Doug Ross piece, too.

Every day feels like another day in Opposite World lately. I come here for the feeling of a few other sane people still existing ... well, except when the DT wars start up.

G'mornin' everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 15, 2015 08:19 AM (go6ud)

18 'Kaisch is the most...'

Shaping the battlefield with propaganda.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 15, 2015 08:19 AM (fOZgV)

19 She actually calls Kasich "the most conservative candidate who is electable".
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 15, 2015 08:11 AM (kdS6q)


Moo Moo's wife maybe?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2015 08:20 AM (DUoqb)

20 Can I call you Eddie Baby?

Posted by: Interviewer at August 15, 2015 08:20 AM (OGsKg)

21 Hat: from the willowed thread...

Even though Levant is no longer a practicing lawyer Alberta's Law Society (like Bar Associations in the U.S.) is trying to sanction him not the Human Rights Commission, Hat.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 15, 2015 08:20 AM (gTlHG)

22 Artisanal'ette is channeling Vic this morning???
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 15, 2015 08:17 AM (fOZgV)


Nah, always channeling myself.

I'm an optimist!

cya's later.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2015 08:21 AM (qCMvj)

23
The full court press for Itch-Kase is a pretty good sign that Jeb is sinking fast.

Aside from his completely non-conservative big government rap sheet, he really is a hothead. I mean, you can hear it whenever he gets a rare substantive pushback from a reporter that he gets flustered and his tone gets nastier.

We gotta stop this guy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2015 08:22 AM (St6BJ)

24 7
someone over at the NRO ...
Five Reasons Why Kasich-Rubio Is the Right 2016 Ticket
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2015 08:13 AM (qCMvj)

What can we do with this headline... Let's see...

Five Reasons Why You Should Slit Your Throat Today!

Actually, Kasich-Rubio 2016 Is a Good Thing, Here's Why!

Have at.

Posted by: Agent J at August 15, 2015 08:22 AM (ueOgE)

25 one more tasty tidbit, to fill your day with joy...

Heilemann: Gore 'Hates' Hillary, 'Huge' Problem for Her If He Runs

This blog brought to you by Orville Redenbacher . . .


newsbusters.org

lol, gotta love it

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2015 08:23 AM (qCMvj)

26 Every one of our candidates - with the exception of Ronald Reagan - was called "electable."

Every friggin' GOP-e stooge pundit in the MFM should be hit with that early and often.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2015 08:23 AM (St6BJ)

27 I dont think dogs like magic tricks with treats. Treats are not to be played with but to be given freely and often.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 15, 2015 08:24 AM (iQIUe)

28 Delusional left wing fucks.

http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/212561/

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2015 08:24 AM (sPO3u)

29 The usual from the 2 cities I follow, don't forget, Black Lives Matter!

Chicago: 1 dead 12 shot
Baltimore: 2 shot, one was a city firefighter

Posted by: Colin at August 15, 2015 08:24 AM (vIeIs)

30 As soon as the heads say the most likable candidate I run away.

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2015 08:25 AM (mvaUV)

31 I live in his state. Last time I ever heard of him was when he was elected and immediately caved to the libtards in the state. Granted I don't read local news don't watch network programming ever and have no cable. His status is as follows - really into the global warming hoax, loves obamacare, pussy in general, didn't even know he was still the governor till this month.

Posted by: AC at August 15, 2015 08:25 AM (TzeLs)

32 My Daddy was a mailman!


He delivered letters.


And sometimes packages!

Yay!!!!

Posted by: John Kasich at August 15, 2015 08:26 AM (KUa85)

33 My dog would've bit his dad's leg...repeatedly.

Posted by: scrood at August 15, 2015 08:27 AM (3b9U4)

34 @29

Do firefighters count extra? \sarc

(What kind of sick bastard dumbass would shoot a firefighter?!? Horrible!)

Posted by: Agent J at August 15, 2015 08:28 AM (ueOgE)

35 (What kind of sick bastard dumbass would shoot a firefighter?!? Horrible!)
Posted by: Agent J at August 15, 2015 08:28 AM (ueOgE)

Black Power advocate type

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2015 08:28 AM (DUoqb)

36 @29 Colin

"The usual from the 2 cities I follow, don't forget, Black Lives Matter!"

Reminds me of the axiom, "if you find you have to tell people a certain point about yourself, then it probably isn't true."

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at August 15, 2015 08:29 AM (p2+um)

37
And with the commemoration of the 70th anniversary of VJ Day and the end of WWII, a reminder that Victory Day used to be a Federal holiday. Before things went to hell:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victory_Day_%28United_States%29

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 15, 2015 08:29 AM (kdS6q)

38 Wow, is this Ace taking the weekend off???

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/selection-du-weekend-153-33.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 15, 2015 08:29 AM (fOZgV)

39 I still have some fond memories of Kasich from the budget battles back in the 90's. Sad to hear he's been assimilated by the pods.

Posted by: Agent J at August 15, 2015 08:29 AM (ueOgE)

40 Reminds me of the axiom, "if you find you have to tell people a certain point about yourself, then it probably isn't true."



Wait, wut?

Posted by: Fredo at August 15, 2015 08:30 AM (JO9+V)

41 38 Anna Puma

Nice one.

How's the writing going?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 15, 2015 08:31 AM (u82oZ)

42 Please tell me how disappointed you are with me here.



karakatoa,

I am disappointed with you.

Now when we need you most, now when we could use a SMOD or Yellowstone Caldera, you are nowhere to be seen.

Cuz you blew your wad in 1883.

1883!!!111!!!!1!!

What the hell was that?


In the name of Neil DeGrasse Tyson, I hereby declare that you are no longer a volcano,

but a Mini-Volcano.

May God have mercy on your soul.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 15, 2015 08:31 AM (KUa85)

43 @31 AC

I don't understand people's Kaisch support either as you see what I see. If he made it to DC, he would rule like a democrat.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at August 15, 2015 08:31 AM (p2+um)

44 Gonna try slo jam tennis this morning. Actually they call it masters tennis.

Slower ball, play doubles on the singles court with a slightly shortened backcourt.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at August 15, 2015 08:32 AM (U6f54)

45 Idiots are whining bc they cut down a tree in a parking lot of the Waller Co Jail that not peaceful protesters sat under. Are their asses holy or something? Holy Asses!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 15, 2015 08:33 AM (iQIUe)

46 A friend and I were talking about the hospital expenses of treating all that are shot in the 2 cities I follow (Chicago and Baltimore) Over a months time, the taxpayers are paying out a lot of money.

Posted by: Colin at August 15, 2015 08:33 AM (vIeIs)

47 You might think it's foolish to hang around with Rube
You might think it's crazy, but all I want is Rube.

Posted by: John O'Kasich at August 15, 2015 08:33 AM (qd6sQ)

48 43 I don't understand people's Kaisch support either as you see what I see. If he made it to DC, he would rule like a democrat.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at August 15, 2015 08:31 AM (p2+um)


Kasich. To paraphrase CSNY "Braindead in O-HI-O!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2015 08:33 AM (St6BJ)

49 So has everybody listened to Obama's summer playlist on Spotify yet?

Posted by: Agent J at August 15, 2015 08:33 AM (ueOgE)

50 My Daddy was a mailman!


He delivered letters.


And sometimes packages!

Yay!!!!

Posted by: John Kasich at August 15, 2015 08:26 AM (KUa85)





Yup...those post office workers are some of the nicest, warmest, most customer friendly individuals I have ever had to deal with in my daily workings.

When you visit a US post office it is kinda like visiting hell's waiting room between the poor suckers who are waiting in line and the union employees waiting to serve them. ObamaCare anyone?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 15, 2015 08:33 AM (JG47A)

51 I don't understand people's Kaisch support either as you see what I see. If he made it to DC, he would rule like a democrat.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at August 15, 2015 08:31 AM (p2+um)

Well that would still be an improvement since now a days democrats rule like communists and Stalin

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 15, 2015 08:34 AM (DUoqb)

52 6
Is it too early to refer to the Clintons as convicted felons?

I believe the term you're looking for is "undocumented felons".

Posted by: Anachronda at August 15, 2015 08:34 AM (3eeJy)

53 Politics thread is NOOD.

Keep using this one for your open thread needs.

Posted by: Y-not at August 15, 2015 08:34 AM (RWGcK)

54 Oklahoma may not have Australia's variety of Death By Nature, but we do our best... or, worst...

An Oklahoma man has died after contracting a waterborne disease while swimming in a local lake... contracted Primary Amebic Meningoencephalitis (PAM), a rare infection that derives from contact with Naegleria fowleri -- also referred to as the brain-eating amoeba... -Fox News
http://bit.ly/NaegleriaF

...then someone thought to check for what may have happened just one week earlier, a tick bite that went unnoticed. The one tiny bite, enough for Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever to ravage Jo's body, forcing doctors to amputate her arms and legs. ... Now a quad amputee, Jo's family is rallying around her, raising money to help her in her new life they say she's lucky to have.... -KOCO
http://bit.ly/tick-bite

Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at August 15, 2015 08:35 AM (f/ass)

55
Krakatoa is back! Anak Krakatau grows 1/2 foot a week, bitches!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 15, 2015 08:35 AM (iQIUe)

56 46 A friend and I were talking about the hospital expenses of treating all that are shot in the 2 cities I follow (Chicago and Baltimore) Over a months time, the taxpayers are paying out a lot of money.
Posted by: Colin at August 15, 2015 08:33 AM (vIeIs)

I, for one, thank Baltimore and Chicago for subsidizing the training of trauma surgeons for all the other major cities.

Posted by: Agent J at August 15, 2015 08:36 AM (ueOgE)

57 I hate working in the am but that is when it is coolest and I am the tiredest. But in a few hours it will be in the 90s and climbing.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 15, 2015 08:36 AM (iQIUe)

58 Krak, I'm *very* disappointed.

Posted by: The Old Man at August 15, 2015 08:38 AM (EHU9F)

59 >>>What kind of sick bastard dumbass would shoot a firefighter?!? Horrible!

Firefighters crush black bodies. That's why I really couldn't feel bad about 9/11.

Posted by: Ta-Nehisi Coates at August 15, 2015 08:38 AM (qd6sQ)

60 Michael Sam is quiting football again. Not sure what the guy is going to do. Does he have any other job skills?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 15, 2015 08:38 AM (iQIUe)

61 Actually, at my post office they are very friendly. One guy in particular-He's originally from China but has been a citizen for many years is always pleasant, always smiling, has a great sense of humor. One of the local churches gave him am award for exceptional customer service.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2015 08:38 AM (OSs/l)

62 Kasich needs to re-consider that "my dad was a postal employee" especially with his own temper problems.

Posted by: Lester at August 15, 2015 08:39 AM (2UPXV)

63 Krakatoa katie, she ain't no lady.

Posted by: Mighty Mouse at August 15, 2015 08:40 AM (qd6sQ)

64 I don't understand people's Kaisch support either as you see what I see. If he made it to DC, he would rule like a democrat.

Spent the last 10+ years in Ohio. I see it too.

Posted by: Doomed at August 15, 2015 08:42 AM (bGLSw)

65 Salty Dog, well submitted a story yesterday. A minute after send, realized forgot to put my name in email. They have acknowledged receipt and suggest I subscribe to their magazine while I wait.

Also editing story, slog slog slog slog.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 15, 2015 08:43 AM (fOZgV)

66 >>> Does he have any other job skills?

Of course. I'm sure he'll be a huge suck-cess.

Posted by: Barney Frank at August 15, 2015 08:44 AM (qd6sQ)

67 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2015 08:38 AM

They put the mentally "stable" ones out front in customer service. It is the ones in the back rooms you got to watch. I had a front desk guy go get a package held while on i was vacation and some goon from the back threw it at him. The goon looked like he had skipped his lithium dose that day.

Posted by: Lester at August 15, 2015 08:44 AM (2UPXV)

68 And the guy who works at the local Dunkin Donuts in the supermarket is a gift from God. He's always smiling too, sings bits of songs while he waits on you and has a great voice and says "How are you today?" as if he cares. He's a person originally from another country too but he served in the American Navy. These legal immigrants put some of the illegals and yes, even native American workers to shame.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2015 08:46 AM (OSs/l)

69 Posted by: Agent J at August 15, 2015 08:36 AM

Yup. And Ben Taub in Houston and Parkland in Dallas. Surgeon factories those hospitals.

Posted by: Lester at August 15, 2015 08:47 AM (2UPXV)

70 These legal immigrants put some of the illegals and yes, even native American workers to shame.

ahem

Posted by: Jay Silverheels and Iron Eyes Cody at August 15, 2015 08:48 AM (bGLSw)

71 And then we have two guys from Haiti-one who established a thriving bakery and the other who became a nurse in a hospital where I was visiting someone. They love America and are so happy to be here. I haven't asked them what they think of illegals but my impression is-not so much considering they jumped through the hoops to become citizens.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2015 08:53 AM (OSs/l)

72 What's hilarious is that Garland Tyree set off a smoke bomb in his own house. Instead of telling the firefighter, I'm so sorry, I was baking some cupcakes and dozed off, he shot him. Good riddance, fucking animal.

Posted by: Caca-Nahissy Goates at August 15, 2015 08:55 AM (qd6sQ)

73 >>>Does he have any other job skills?<<<

He could always do like Sarah Palin's former son-in-law and try his hand at gay pron.

Posted by: Fritz at August 15, 2015 09:00 AM (UzPAd)

74 Does he have any other job skills?

He could join hector at the gloryhole

Posted by: Cicero Skip at August 15, 2015 09:02 AM (FIrEF)

75 Saturday, August 22nd protests against Planned Parenthood. Check for your state if interested:


http://protestpp.com/protests/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2015 09:08 AM (OSs/l)

76 >>> Please tell me how disappointed you are with me here.

Do I have to wear heels while I do it?

Posted by: fluffy at August 15, 2015 09:19 AM (2iV3X)

77 Heh.

You know how sometimes the cobs say, use this as the general thread, so the next thread can stay on-topic?

Works great... for about half an hour or a hundred comments on the new thread, whichever comes first.

Posted by: mindful webworker - did I type that out loud? at August 15, 2015 09:43 AM (f/ass)

78 After a 100, all threads are open threads. After 200, they're gum threads. After 300, boobs.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 15, 2015 09:49 AM (rwI+c)

79 After 300 all bets are off.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 15, 2015 09:59 AM (fOZgV)

80 If Kasich is elected, he'll go postal.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 15, 2015 10:01 AM (LImiJ)

81 Good morning. I don't feel like talking about politics.

Instead, I'll repost this from the ONT. It's not a particularly good cover of the song, but stay with it...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEDOtwam_1o

Posted by: rickl at August 15, 2015 10:12 AM (sdi6R)

82 50
When you visit a US post office it is kinda like visiting hell's waiting room between the poor suckers who are waiting in line and the union employees waiting to serve them.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 15, 2015 08:33 AM (JG47A)



The last time I went to the post office, I asked to see what kinds of stamps they had available, as is my wont.

The display case was on the opposite wall from where I was, so I couldn't see them.

Yes, there were people behind me in line.

The worker could have simply pulled out a sheet of each variety they had, fanned them out on the counter, and I would have said, "I'll take that one."

Instead, she showed them to me one at a time. It was like pulling teeth. Are stamps classified material now?

Posted by: rickl at August 15, 2015 10:21 AM (sdi6R)

83 I knew the "Ohio" vote would come into play

#Ohio State Troopers you see on average cross Ohio turnpike trip
vs.
#busloads of "Somali" OFA voters

Apparently Kasich has already failed Republicans and America

Posted by: DaveA at August 15, 2015 10:44 AM (DL2i+)

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