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Tuesday Morning News Dump

The battery on my iphone has been draining like crazy lately. I use it as my morning wake up alarm. You can probably figure out where I'm going with this one.

Posted by: BenK at 09:02 AM




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1 My dad's iPhone stays on the charger for similar battery issues.

Mornin' Horde.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 11, 2015 09:04 AM (2l5vw)

2 Huh. F'rst. How about that.

Anyhoo, has anyone else noticed a certain...resemblance between H*ll*r*'s campaign logo and the North Korean flag?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 11, 2015 09:05 AM (2l5vw)

3 Hmm. Bizarre morning.

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 11, 2015 09:06 AM (aeRWb)

4 Oh, and grandspawn of jwest, welcome to the world! (Such as it is. It's a work in progress...)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 11, 2015 09:06 AM (2l5vw)

5 so nice posted it twice

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 11, 2015 09:07 AM (0O7c5)

6 This is not what was promised by the English!

Posted by: Sherif Ali at August 11, 2015 09:08 AM (0eidE)

7 A double post or I didn't realize I was this drunk this early.

Which is it?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 11, 2015 09:08 AM (1CroS)

8 And over at Hot Air, they agonize that Trump is still atop the polls, but that an non-online poll hasn't come out yet.

Because the people who still have landlines are a good barometer for America.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 11, 2015 09:08 AM (djc4i)

9 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 11, 2015 09:09 AM (kff5f)

10 i'm downstairs....all by myself....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 11, 2015 09:09 AM (0O7c5)

11 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 11, 2015 09:09 AM (kff5f)

12 First on the second was the first first.

Insert "Who's on first" gag here.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 11, 2015 09:10 AM (2l5vw)

13 Rick Perry had all the stars aligned for him to be president and he's blown it, twice.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 11, 2015 09:10 AM (evdj2)

14 allen....which one?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 11, 2015 09:10 AM (0O7c5)

15 Ben you need a mophie


Also gonna be a real bad day in the stock market cause China

Posted by: ThunderB at August 11, 2015 09:10 AM (zOTsN)

16 The Sweden article is interesting. I wonder how much of the poor educational
results and income inequality is an effect of importing people who refuse to assimilate into Swedish culture, but she didn't mention demographics at all.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 11, 2015 09:10 AM (rHXGG)

17 The End Of The Rick Perry Campaign

The best thing Rick Perry can do is swing what support he has (meager as it is) behind Scott Walker, Bobby Jindal, or Ted Cruz.

I'm just a little bit miffed at how badly he sucked at this with (presumably) 5 years of prep time.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 11, 2015 09:11 AM (kff5f)

18 parallel post...

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 11, 2015 09:11 AM (0O7c5)

19
A two-flush dump. THAT'S what I call a good start to the morning.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2015 09:11 AM (xcrCh)

20 Double Dumpentrated.

Posted by: Debbie Dumps Dallas at August 11, 2015 09:11 AM (cWed3)

21 Polls are not as important as ground game in primary states. Advantage, Bush

Posted by: ThunderB at August 11, 2015 09:11 AM (zOTsN)

22 I wonder how much of the poor educational
results and income inequality is an effect of importing people who refuse to assimilate into Swedish culture, but she didn't mention demographics at all.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 11, 2015 09:10 AM (rHXGG)

It's the cold. We're used to our brains frying, in the cold neurons don't fire well.

Posted by: Sherif Ali at August 11, 2015 09:12 AM (0eidE)

23 I'm just a little bit miffed at how badly he sucked at this with (presumably) 5 years of prep time.

*cough*Steve Schmidt*cough*

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 11, 2015 09:12 AM (evdj2)

24 The "Eye of the Tiger" music video (in the side bar) needs to be redone with Ronda Rousey's fight clips.


It would be HUGE!

Posted by: Paladin at August 11, 2015 09:12 AM (WujO7)

25 Good riddance to Jon Stewart, the Goebbels of the Obama administration.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2015 09:12 AM (+Jpqc)

26 This level of fraud should qualify for RICO prosecution:

http://tinyurl.com/pxgqyrz

This was a coordinated, well organized fraud perpetrated on taxpayers for personal gain.

But remember, we are a nation of laws. And these laws apply to whomever our leaders say they do.

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at August 11, 2015 09:12 AM (BZAd3)

27 BenK is going to be really pissed when he finds out BenK plagiarized.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at August 11, 2015 09:12 AM (1CroS)

28 Barack Obama would count this post as a mulligan.

Posted by: Fritz at August 11, 2015 09:13 AM (UzPAd)

29 So where do Rick perry's voters go?

All 3 of them.

Posted by: Bystanders at August 11, 2015 09:13 AM (vSxA3)

30 The battery on my iphone has been draining like crazy lately. I use it as my morning wake up alarm.

Travel alarm clocks are small, lightweight and cheap.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 11, 2015 09:13 AM (zF6Iw)

31 Hmm, someone would have lost $20.

If Donald Trump Is Awful, The GOP Is Worse

Sure, he can't be trusted, is inarticulate and has no intention of repealing Obamacare. How is that different from the GOP?


http://bit.ly/1Mmf8Su

should've been in the line up

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2015 09:14 AM (qCMvj)

32 I'm heading to Durango for work in about 3 weeks. Wonder how yellow the river will be by then. That's gotta be putting a big dent in the local economy what with the tourist trade.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 11, 2015 09:14 AM (NeFrd)

33 #17, AllenG -- I'm just a little bit miffed at how badly he sucked at this with (presumably) 5 years of prep time.

My guess is that he didn't pass a day oat time without thinking of his rise to Preezyhood.

Unfortunately, it looks as if he expected someone to stop by the house -- like the Publisher's Clearing House Prize Patrol -- and simply hand it to him.

Too bad. I thought he had his mind right, and would therefore be teh Top Choice. But nooooooo....

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 11, 2015 09:14 AM (0atQl)

34

The Google reorg is normal.
Protects them.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2015 09:14 AM (qCMvj)

35
Good riddance to Jon Stewart, the Goebbels of the Obama administration.

Posted by: gp at August 11, 2015 09:12 AM (+Jpqc)








At least Goebbels had the decency to be gimpy so we could laugh at his club foot.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2015 09:14 AM (xcrCh)

36 Team Obama Goes Full Anti-Semite On Schumer

Which is especially puzzling since Screwmer is just playing Kabuki Theater here. It's going to pass, Screwmer knows it's going to pass, he's not doing a thing to persuade other Dems to oppose it, he's just covering his ass with his constituents, all WITH OBAMA'S FULL BLESSING in advance.

I guess Joo-haters just gonna Joo-hate.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at August 11, 2015 09:14 AM (7ObY1)

37 Oh, and the men who killed two Swedes in the IKEA were "asylum-seekers" living in nearby government-provided housing. Ho-hum.
http://is.gd/zhnMbK

I would say "Yeah, let's not be like Sweden" but face it, we already are.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 11, 2015 09:15 AM (rHXGG)

38 The Yellow River is in China. The Orange River is in Colorado. And yes, the EPA does a double flush dump as well.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at August 11, 2015 09:17 AM (1eYr7)

39 A comment too important to leave on the last thread, whence the thought arose:

Please note that SMOD and solar prominences are Constitutionally ineligible.

Yellowstone Caldera is a legal candidate.

Yellowstone / Madrid 2016

Posted by: mindful webworker - supertornado? at August 11, 2015 09:17 AM (3rpCw)

40 I actually had grown attached to the first post.

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at August 11, 2015 09:17 AM (BZAd3)

41 JJ,

Re: Fiorina praises Islam , 2 weeks after 9/11.

Hope you are here . I followed up on that source and you were correct it is flaky. However., the HP transcript of her speech matches word for word what this purported HP transcript from gatesofvienna.net says.

http://tinyurl.com/o32chov

Gates of vienna appears to be somewhat reputable and credible YMMV. The article was reposted from the original at RenewAmerica.

Here is a partial transcript:



There was once a civilization that was the greatest in the world.



It was able to create a continental super-state that stretched
from ocean to ocean, and from northern climes to tropics and deserts.
Within its dominion lived hundreds of millions of people, of different
creeds and ethnic origins.



One of its languages became the universal language of much of the
world, the bridge between the peoples of a hundred lands. Its armies
were made up of people of many nationalities, and its military
protection allowed a degree of peace and prosperity that had never been
known. The reach of this civilization's commerce extended from Latin
America to China, and everywhere in between.



And this civilization was driven more than anything, by
invention. Its architects designed buildings that defied gravity. Its
mathematicians created the algebra and algorithms that would enable the
building of computers, and the creation of encryption. Its doctors
examined the human body, and found new cures for disease. Its
astronomers looked into the heavens, named the stars, and paved the way
for space travel and exploration.







Posted by: some random meathead at August 11, 2015 09:18 AM (Yrjee)

42 Because the people who still have landlines are a good barometer for America.

That's a great point: another reason why polls are utter crap. Eventually, they're going to just start making polls up. Jebbie the Hut will come out of nowhere to be the Chamber of Commerce pick.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 11, 2015 09:18 AM (5buP8)

43 I'm still catching up on the last thread.

This was fun, thanks for putting it together.

For all to chew on, here are the slogans of each campaign (the best I can tell from each website):

Trump - Make America Great Again
Bush - All In For Jeb
Cruz - Courageous Conservative, Reigniting the Promise of America
Carson - Heal, Inspire, Revive
Fiorna - We Must Once Again Become a Nation of Limitless Possibility
Rubio - Are You Ready for a New American Century
Walker - Let's Get to Work
Paul - Defeat the Washington Machine

Posted by: Ken at August 11, 2015 08:35 AM (LXJ1e)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2015 09:18 AM (qCMvj)

44 I hope this is the end of Schmidt's career as a campaign consultant.
That guy has done so much damage to potentially good candidates.

Posted by: @votermom at August 11, 2015 09:18 AM (cbfNE)

45 I missed the earlier post:

Maduro takes over brewers complex as Venezuela runs out of beer because of lack of barley

http://preview.tinyurl.com/qgfatwh

Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2015 09:18 AM (3pRHP)

46 Yawn Stewart. So yesterday.

Posted by: Mygun Kelly at August 11, 2015 09:18 AM (gwG9s)

47 allen....which one?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 11, 2015 09:10 AM (0O7c5)


Errr... yes?

At this point it's just kind of a general declaration of my fed-up-ed-ness at everything. If I had to pick a specific thing lately, it'd be the DOPe.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 11, 2015 09:19 AM (kff5f)

48 9
Reading the comments on the NYT article regarding the Rosenbergs. Shit! They act like the execution was the crucifixion. lol

http://goo.gl/JDtFEH
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 11, 2015 09:12 AM (iQIUe)

10
The Olson's were not good looking children and then they adopted the heroin chic look as adults. yuck.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 11, 2015 09:14 AM (iQIUe)

==========
Either close this or the other thread down. This is obnoxious.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 11, 2015 09:19 AM (iQIUe)

49 Considering that Ashley and Mary-Kate not only survived childhood stardom without any arrests, upskirt photos/playboy spreads, ongoing public intoxication, quickie marriage in Vegas, AND managed to build an empire in fashion?
Not too concerned they're possibly assholes.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2015 09:19 AM (NOIQH)

50 Better Link for the Gates of Vienna article.

http://tinyurl.com/o3yuucd

Posted by: some random meathead at August 11, 2015 09:20 AM (Yrjee)

51 Two! Two dumps!

Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!

Posted by: The Count at August 11, 2015 09:20 AM (O7MnT)

52 >>Yellowstone Caldera is a legal candidate.
Yellowstone / Madrid 2016

Many thanks for your support!!

Yellowstone Caldera 2016: Want Transformative Change? I'm Your Geyser!!

Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at August 11, 2015 09:20 AM (NOIQH)

53
Underneath that Shrillary 'n' Walker garb is Li'l Kim Dung Ill?

Arrrgh, them Norks be a mickle crafty folk!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 11, 2015 09:21 AM (BK3ZS)

54 Okay, now I have a pithy Ben Carson slogan:


"Pull The Plug!!"



(exclamation marks are optional)

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 11, 2015 09:21 AM (NeFrd)

55 I'm heading to Durango for work in about 3 weeks. Wonder how yellow the river will be by then. That's gotta be putting a big dent in the local economy what with the tourist trade.



Briefly touched on earlier. Not many businesses can handle Love Canal West.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2015 09:22 AM (LYi+h)

56 I don't know. I've always hated the term "ass****
They have a positive function in demoing waste from the body. The Olsons seem to be entitled, obnoxious slave drivers. I guess that doesn't fit in a caption very well.

The fashion industry is notorious for abusing its interns.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2015 09:22 AM (OSs/l)

57 I am wondering when Cruz' campaign will start with the Spanish speaking population as the "Cruzada"

Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2015 09:23 AM (3pRHP)

58 Humungus/Toady'16: There will be an end to the horror.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 11, 2015 09:23 AM (evdj2)

59

At least Goebbels had the decency to be gimpy so we could laugh at his club foot.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2015 09:14 AM (xcrCh)

Goebbels exit was also more appropriate.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 11, 2015 09:23 AM (oVJmc)

60 >>The fashion industry is notorious for abusing its interns.

Yeah, as exemplified in "The Devil Wears Prada"

Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at August 11, 2015 09:24 AM (NOIQH)

61 I am wondering when Cruz' campaign will start with the Spanish speaking population as the "Cruzada" Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2015 09:23 AM

Easier to say than "Cruzitifada," anyway.

Jeb!itifada?

Posted by: MrScribbler at August 11, 2015 09:24 AM (0atQl)

62 I've been trying to figure out the illegals/amnesty/big business link. I think it has something to do with cheap labor, but I also think the Mandarin suite has figured out indigenous Americans just aren't reproducing fast enough to support their earnings estimates. Progs, and to a lesser degree, LIVs have bought into the exploding population myth, and just aren't making babies. It's a HUGE structural flaw in China's economy due to their one child social engineering project. Now China has nothing but lonely sons, as they are killing or exporting their daughters. I seriously wonder if this isn't at the heart of the puzzling alliance between the GOPe and Dems on amnesty.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 11, 2015 09:25 AM (5buP8)

63 Color me somewhat less than stunned that the Olsens are jerks. They grew up as pampered celebrities. Pretty sure they were worth more than most of the Morons ever will be by the time they were 12.

That's not the best recipe for being well adjusted adults.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 11, 2015 09:25 AM (kff5f)

64 >>> Okay, now I have a pithy Ben Carson slogan:


"It ain't brain rocketry!"

Posted by: Bigby's Shadow Puppets at August 11, 2015 09:25 AM (3ZtZW)

65 The battery on my iphone has been draining like crazy lately. I use it as my morning wake up alarm. You can probably figure out where I'm going with this one.

That happens when those rechargeable lithium batteries get old. Too bad you can't replace just the battery on the evil Apple product.

Posted by: steveegg at August 11, 2015 09:25 AM (cL79m)

66 All Dead Inside 2016 : Because You Are

Posted by: some random meathead at August 11, 2015 09:26 AM (Yrjee)

67 See Ya Rick you loser....now go away and take Jeb, Rubio, Walker and FatBoy with you.

Money talks and bullshit and losers walk.

Vote Trump!2016....because you know I am worth it.

Posted by: Donald Trump at August 11, 2015 09:27 AM (D0NZx)

68 Yellowstone Caldera 2016: Let It Burn at 1,250° Celsius

Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at August 11, 2015 09:27 AM (NOIQH)

69 You may have some thoughts on this:

http://tinyurl.com/ncrwubf

Cornell dean says ISIS is welcome on campus.

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at August 11, 2015 09:28 AM (BZAd3)

70 >>> They grew up as pampered celebrities. Pretty sure they were worth more than most of the Morons ever will be by the time they were 12.


Plus, quite aware every perv in the universe wanted to get with them. I mean, cmon, a countdown to 18 website? WTF?

Posted by: Bigby's Shadow Puppets at August 11, 2015 09:29 AM (3ZtZW)

71
I'm heading to Durango for work in about 3 weeks. Wonder how yellow the river will be by then. That's gotta be putting a big dent in the local economy what with the tourist trade.



Briefly touched on earlier. Not many businesses can handle Love Canal West.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2015 09:22 AM (LYi+h)







Welcome to the 1st Annual Kraft Mac 'n' Cheese Kayak Racing Invitational!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2015 09:29 AM (xcrCh)

72 and then there was one

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 11, 2015 09:29 AM (0O7c5)

73 "The Peril To Democrats Of Left-Leaning Urban Centers"

No worries. Obama will make sure that the suburbs are turned into shitholes as well with the new HUD regulations.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 11, 2015 09:29 AM (0LHZx)

74 Oil gonna go to at least 43 per barrel today according to wizards of smart. Prepare for market crash

Posted by: ThunderB at August 11, 2015 09:29 AM (zOTsN)

75 Bush - Because the GOPe Says So, That's Why!

Fixed it for him.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at August 11, 2015 09:29 AM (7ObY1)

76 My question for Dr. Carson:

WTF is wrong with Rick Perry?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 11, 2015 09:29 AM (oVJmc)

77 I've read that for internships at prestigious, cool places in NYC, such as in the fashion and publishing industries, the intern actually pays thousands of dollars for the privilege of working for free. Paying for the prestige of having an internship there on their CV.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2015 09:30 AM (NOIQH)

78 65 The battery on my iphone has been draining like crazy lately. I use it as my morning wake up alarm. You can probably figure out where I'm going with this one.

You might want to check out "Ap Killer," which stops aps running in the background. Also, turn off Bluetooth when not needed, if you don't already do that.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 11, 2015 09:31 AM (5buP8)

79 Mary Kate and Ashley Olson


Pretty sure it's spelled "Olsen," no?

(But the Sigur Ros song "Olsen-Olsen" is not about them.)

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at August 11, 2015 09:31 AM (7ObY1)

80 And in another "great" story from the world of progressive religion, Atheist minister who doesn't believe in God or the Bible fights to retain her pulpit after United Church of Canada wants to fire her.

http://tinyurl.com/pu8tynt

If you want to be a compassionate person, a SJW, don't do it in the church and be a pastor if you don't believe in God and the Bible.. The seems more than elementary to me, and lest people think that this is true only of women ministers-whatever one feels about the ordination of women- that's not the issue here. There are male Atheists who don't believe in the Bible or the divinity of either and continue to serve as ministers. I guess they like the paycheck.

Boot her out now. Maybe she could serve in a UU church, but I think even they believe in God.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2015 09:32 AM (OSs/l)

81 >>Now China has nothing but lonely sons, as they are killing or exporting their daughters. I seriously wonder if this isn't at the heart of the puzzling alliance between the GOPe and Dems on amnesty.

I definitely think it is. Same thing is going on in Europe. And it's not just for work, welfare states need and increasingly large base to care for an aging population.

Since we aren't having enough kids to sustain us it's either bring them from the outside or cut benefits. Which do you think is more likely for the brave hearts in DC?

Oh and China is trying to ease up on the one child policy. It isn't going as easily for them as you would think.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 11, 2015 09:32 AM (OGm46)

82 meant "Don't believe in the Bible or the divinity of Christ....."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2015 09:33 AM (OSs/l)

83 Cornell dean says ISIS is welcome on campus.

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at August 11, 2015 09:28 AM (BZAd3)


Cornell - the DeVry Institute of the Ivy League.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 11, 2015 09:33 AM (zF6Iw)

84 76 I remember I (and ace and many others) were so excited when he jumped into the race last time.Unfortunately he dove in to the shallow end and hit his head on the bottom.

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2015 09:33 AM (sPO3u)

85 "The Orange River is in Colorado."

The EPA reports that the Animas River did not turn orange as a result of a gold mine breach.

In fact, Cryin' John Boehner went skinny dipping and his deluge of tears burst the retaining wall. The river turned orange from his spray on tan.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2015 09:33 AM (KCQo0)

86 74 Oil gonna go to at least 43 per barrel today according to wizards of smart. Prepare for market crash
Posted by: ThunderB at August 11, 2015 09:29 AM (zOTsN)

__________

It will be down 1-2% today followed by a 1-2% up day tomorrow. Rinse repeat. This has been happening for the last 6 months with wild swings up and down. S&P500 is basically unchanged YTD but there have been a lot of "crashes" in between. Remember when Greece was supposed to like totally decimate stocks? Good times, good times.....

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 11, 2015 09:33 AM (0LHZx)

87 >>And in another "great" story from the world of progressive religion, Atheist minister who doesn't believe in God or the Bible fights to retain her pulpit after United Church of Canada wants to fire her.

This is just so insane.
Start your own atheist "church"; you're not entitled to the congregation of a faith-cased organization after you've decided you no longer share their beliefs.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2015 09:34 AM (NOIQH)

88 Since when has Switzerland been considered a Scandanavian country?

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 11, 2015 09:35 AM (cJswI)

89 If you want to be a compassionate person, a SJW, don't do it in the church and be a pastor if you don't believe in God and the Bible.

--

She thinks she needs to be there to correct all the wrong thinking God-believers in the congregation.
Every leftist is motivated by the need to acquire power in order to remake the world.

Posted by: @votermom at August 11, 2015 09:35 AM (cbfNE)

90 70.
Plus, quite aware every perv in the universe wanted to get with them. I mean, cmon, a countdown to 18 website? WTF?

Didn't Brooke Shields have a similar problem?

Posted by: Fox2! at August 11, 2015 09:35 AM (brIR5)

91 The Ray Milland dump was sewed to a Rosie Grier dump?

Posted by: The Dump with Two Heads at August 11, 2015 09:35 AM (cWed3)

92 >>The EPA reports that the Animas River did not turn orange as a result of a gold mine breach.

Oh, so the Denver EPA poop- and blood-smearing employee befouled this river w/her bodily fluids, too?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2015 09:36 AM (NOIQH)

93 I never got the attraction to the Olson twins.

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2015 09:36 AM (sPO3u)

94 iphones don't stay charged? ican't believe it!

Meanwhile, my Motorola device stays charged, days at a time.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2015 09:36 AM (TOk1P)

95 There probably are people who pay for the privilege. I know someone who was a fashion intern in NYC. She worked long hours, the pay was really bad and she was not treated well. Fortunately she is a very talented and now has a good job she loves designing clothes for children

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2015 09:37 AM (OSs/l)

96 Cornell dean says ISIS is welcome on campus.

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at August 11, 2015 09:28 AM (BZAd3)


Cornell should open up shop in the ISIS capital.

Posted by: steveegg at August 11, 2015 09:37 AM (cL79m)

97 Cornell dean says ISIS is welcome on campus.


*****

Regents start candidate search for new head of the welcoming committee.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 11, 2015 09:37 AM (NeFrd)

98 Oh muh gaww. I finally caught up on comments.

Like the dog who chases cars when he finally catches one, I have no idea what to do now.

* twiddles thumbs *

* stares out window *

* ponders chores *

* HITS REFRESH! *

Posted by: mindful webworker - press that lever, monkey! at August 11, 2015 09:37 AM (3rpCw)

99 @41

RE: Carly's "speech" 14 years ago. Ever occur to you that HP is worldwide and throwing sand in Mohammedan's faces may have not been a good move?



That and probably half their work force are towel head Paks?

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 11, 2015 09:37 AM (0FSuD)

100 77 I've read that for internships at prestigious, cool places in NYC, such as in the fashion and publishing industries, the intern actually pays thousands of dollars for the privilege of working for free. Paying for the prestige of having an internship there on their CV.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2015 09:30 AM (NOIQH)

___________

Summer between my freshman and sophmore year I did an internship. It was unpaid and they worked me pretty damn hard. But I was happy to be there. It was a tough gig to get and the reason I got it was my dad knew someone there and hooked me up. But if they had told me I needed to pay them, I would have done so gladly. Being able to put "Summer Intern at XYZ Company" on my resume when applying to jobs after college was worth 100X more money than if they had paid me minimum wage.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 11, 2015 09:37 AM (0LHZx)

101 Regents start candidate search for new head of the welcoming committee.

ISWYDT also search for old head.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 11, 2015 09:38 AM (evdj2)

102 Regents start candidate search for new head of the welcoming committee.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 11, 2015 09:37 AM (NeFrd)

ISWYDT

Posted by: @votermom at August 11, 2015 09:38 AM (cbfNE)

103 88
Since when has Switzerland been considered a Scandanavian country?

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 11, 2015 09:35 AM (cJswI)

Ever since Obama learned to speak "Austrian"?

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 11, 2015 09:38 AM (0FSuD)

104 "49 Considering that Ashley and Mary-Kate not only survived childhood stardom without any arrests, upskirt photos/playboy spreads, ongoing public intoxication, quickie marriage in Vegas, AND managed to build an empire in fashion?
Not too concerned they're possibly assholes."

Not so much. I assumed room temperature and they walked away.

Assholes.

Posted by: Heath Ledger at August 11, 2015 09:38 AM (KCQo0)

105 I never got the attraction to the Olson twins.

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2015 09:36 AM (sPO3u)


In the world of celebrity pedo appeal on the internet, they probably rank as #1 and #2 all time, ahead of Britney, Hanna Montana, and that chick who used to be on the Wonder Years, and subsequently grew up to be a math whiz or something.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2015 09:38 AM (TOk1P)

106 Trump - Make America Great Again
Bush - All In For Jeb
Cruz - Courageous Conservative, Reigniting the Promise of America
Carson - Heal, Inspire, Revive
Fiorna - We Must Once Again Become a Nation of Limitless Possibility
Rubio - Are You Ready for a New American Century
Walker - Let's Get to Work
Paul - Defeat the Washington Machine


I think I like Walker's best. Cruz's is too long.

BTW, I didn't realize the river that the EPA messed up was the one going through Durango! I've been there many times.

Posted by: Lea at August 11, 2015 09:39 AM (lIU4e)

107 * HITS REFRESH! *
Posted by: mindful webworker - press that lever, monkey! at August 11, 2015 09:37 AM (3rpCw)

You have chosen wisely.

Posted by: Sherif Ali at August 11, 2015 09:39 AM (0eidE)

108 >>Cornell dean says ISIS is welcome on campus.


Wow. Guess this dean doesn't follow the news?
I'd say "may he/she get his wish" but I don't wish any terrorism on American soil/the killing of college students just because this dean is an idiot.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2015 09:39 AM (NOIQH)

109 Atheist minister who doesn't believe in God or the Bible fights to retain her pulpit after United Church of Canada wants to fire her.

This is part of the progressive playbook to undermine the institutions that make up a traditional society. They control the government, at least the bureaucracy, lower and higher education and can force their ideology on big business through threat, intimidation and law-fare. Religion is next on the agenda. They have been infiltrating the clergy and seminaries for years, and it's only a matter of time before churches either submit to their agenda, or lose their tax free status and get pushed underground.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 11, 2015 09:39 AM (5buP8)

110 Since when has Switzerland been considered a Scandanavian country?


*****

Reference: Jamie Lee Curtis on the train in Trading Places.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 11, 2015 09:39 AM (NeFrd)

111 >>Not so much. I assumed room temperature and they walked away.

Oh, forgot about that....that *was* sketchy.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2015 09:40 AM (NOIQH)

112 Ever since Obama learned to speak "Austrian"?

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 11, 2015 09:38 AM (0FSuD)


Or since Barky gave the Maldives to Argentina.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 11, 2015 09:40 AM (MYSVz)

113 "93 I never got the attraction to the Olson twins."

Umm . . . twins. . . IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2015 09:40 AM (KCQo0)

114 Posted by: @votermom at August 11, 2015 09:35 AM (cbfNE)

I don't think she4 had too much power 2/3rds of her congregation left when she said she didn't believe in God?!! But yes, I agree that she wanted to "reeducate the poor folks" who were more traditional than she was. She needs to start her own social/social justice club and the fact that she seems offended that the United Church of Canada wants her out seems crazy. to me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2015 09:40 AM (OSs/l)

115 . Being able to put "Summer Intern at XYZ Company" on my resume when applying to jobs after college was worth 100X more money than if they had paid me minimum wage.

--

One of the ways that the elite colleges keep the middle class / lower middle class kids out. Supposedly pick the best and vrightest but surprise, most are very well-heeled with a few extremely talented very poor kids.
Gatekeeping. It's a thing.

Posted by: @votermom at August 11, 2015 09:41 AM (cbfNE)

116 99
@41

RE: Carly's "speech" 14 years ago. Ever occur to you that HP
is worldwide and throwing sand in Mohammedan's faces may have not been a
good move?

That and probably half their work force are towel head Paks?


Well the Mohammedans had killed 2000 Americans on American soil about two weeks prior , so as you may imagine I really don't give a rusty fuck about you or Carly's Islamic profit-loss statement.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 11, 2015 09:41 AM (Yrjee)

117 I am wondering when Cruz' campaign will start with the Spanish speaking population as the "Cruzada" Posted by: Kindltot at August 11, 2015 09:23 AM

Easier to say than "Cruzitifada," anyway.

Jeb!itifada?


Posted by: MrScribbler at August 11, 2015 09:24 AM (0atQl)



How about a ReCRUZquista. To take back our country from the invaders.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2015 09:41 AM (493sH)

118 Umm . . . twins. . . IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2015 09:40 AM (KCQo0)


Dude. You may as well have sex with a couple of coat racks.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 11, 2015 09:41 AM (kff5f)

119 Rick Perry demonstrating once again what was obvious in 2012:

He has NO GAME. None at all.

Posted by: tsj017 at August 11, 2015 09:41 AM (4YUWF)

120 109 Isn't it funny how the left's agenda meshes so well with that of that mythical Satan character?

Posted by: steevy at August 11, 2015 09:41 AM (sPO3u)

121 I tried to get the Olson twins to come to Pedophile Isle. They could make me a sammich anytime!

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at August 11, 2015 09:41 AM (gwG9s)

122 This is part of the progressive playbook to undermine the institutions that make up a traditional society. They control the government, at least the bureaucracy, lower and higher education and can force their ideology on big business through threat, intimidation and law-fare. Religion is next on the agenda. They have been infiltrating the clergy and seminaries for years, and it's only a matter of time before churches either submit to their agenda, or lose their tax free status and get pushed underground.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 11, 2015 09:39 AM (5buP

Yeah, there are a lot of fake pastors all over the place. Can't say I'm sorry it's the United Church.

Posted by: Draki at August 11, 2015 09:41 AM (0eidE)

123 Wow. Guess this dean doesn't follow the news?

If he's gay, I hope he can fly.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 11, 2015 09:42 AM (5buP8)

124 Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2015 09:34 AM (NOIQH)

Yes. Insane.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2015 09:42 AM (OSs/l)

125 94
iphones don't stay charged? ican't believe it!

Meanwhile, my Motorola device stays charged, days at a time.


Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2015 09:36 AM (TOk1P)

If you ever lose or break you iphone, the replacement they send you is a refurb. My wife got one, battery was totally shot and wouldn't last a day.

ATT said eat me. She went to Verizon, got a new I-6. Battery lasts THREE days.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 11, 2015 09:42 AM (0FSuD)

126 The End Of The Rick Perry Campaign
_____________________

Why doesn't Rick just replace all his paid campaign workers with illegal aliens? He can ask the illegal aliens to work for nothing, and tell them they "just don't have a heart" if they refuse.

After all, that worked out so well for him when he was telling Texans why they should pay for the college educations of illegal aliens -- right?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 11, 2015 09:42 AM (kGrdk)

127 * HITS REFRESH! *

Posted by: mindful webworker - press that lever, monkey! at August 11, 2015 09:37 AM (3rpCw)


*****

Heh MWW. I left you a nod at the end of the EMT 'cause I knew you were working your way along.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at August 11, 2015 09:42 AM (NeFrd)

128 Rubio - Are You Ready for a New American Century

Does it involve fundamental transformation?

Posted by: mindful webworker - and is it this century? at August 11, 2015 09:42 AM (3rpCw)

129 Cornell dean says ISIS is welcome on campus.

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at August 11, 2015 09:28 AM (BZAd3)



Why of course. Let the beheadings begin. Or and there are some lovely buildings over there they can start tossing people off of.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2015 09:43 AM (493sH)

130 The Sweden article is interesting. I wonder how much of the poor educational
results and income inequality is an effect of importing people who refuse to assimilate into Swedish culture, but she didn't mention demographics at all.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at August 11, 2015 09:10 AM (rHXGG)

Finland usually scores well by academic measures. But yeah, no one wants to discuss that flooding their countries with a ton of Muslim immigrants might not be a good thing.

Posted by: WOPR at August 11, 2015 09:43 AM (nRvEn)

131
128
Rubio - Are You Ready for a New American Century



Does it involve fundamental transformation?

Posted by: mindful webworker - and is it this century?



Change and Hope!

Posted by: some random meathead at August 11, 2015 09:43 AM (Yrjee)

132 One of the ways that the elite colleges keep the middle class / lower middle class kids out. Supposedly pick the best and vrightest but surprise, most are very well-heeled with a few extremely talented very poor kids.
Gatekeeping. It's a thing.
Posted by: @votermom at August 11, 2015 09:41 AM (cbfNE)

_________

For the most part that's true. But you can't really blame colleges for what investment banks and law firms do with regards to hiring practices for internships, can you?

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 11, 2015 09:43 AM (0LHZx)

133 Isn't that a picture of Switzerland heading up that article on Scandinavia?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 11, 2015 09:44 AM (l3vZN)

134 As I mentioned yesterday, totalitarians always blame the JOOOOS:

http://tinyurl.com/pct7azc

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at August 11, 2015 09:44 AM (96Dar)

135 Well the Mohammedans had killed 2000 Americans on American soil about two weeks prior , so as you may imagine I really don't give a rusty fuck about you or Carly's Islamic profit-loss statement.
Posted by: some random meathead at August 11, 2015 09:41 AM (Yrjee)

She was talking about the islamic world from 800-1600. To say they were not great would be incorrect. If they were not great, the Crusades would have been more successful.

Posted by: Draki at August 11, 2015 09:44 AM (0eidE)

136 Sweden was doing OK until oh, 2000ish. What happened in 2000ish? Muslim immigration started.

And now the country is fucked.

Coincidence?

Nah. That's racist.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 11, 2015 09:44 AM (0LHZx)

137 Rubio - Are You Ready for a New[si] Central American Century

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 11, 2015 09:45 AM (MYSVz)

138 Posted by: Lea at August 11, 2015 09:39 AM (lIU4e)

Cruz should go with a Sabo theme:

Blacklisted in the White House.

Posted by: @votermom at August 11, 2015 09:45 AM (cbfNE)

139 The End Of The Rick Perry Campaign

interesting tweet from Ace's twitter feed last night on this

Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson
12 hours ago

A very senior Perry source calls bs to me on this story. Still in the fight, still solid staffing and resources in NH IA. SC cashflow thing.


Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2015 09:46 AM (qCMvj)

140 Grrr ....

Rubio - Are You Ready for a New Central American Century

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 11, 2015 09:46 AM (MYSVz)

141 ATT said eat me. She went to Verizon, got a new I-6. Battery lasts THREE days.

Yeah, my I-6 seems to have reverse battery memory: the battery lasts longer, much longer, now than when it was new.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 11, 2015 09:46 AM (5buP8)

142 Mornin', fappers. Happy Rapey Tuesday!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2015 09:46 AM (2Ojst)

143 http://tinyurl.com/pct7azc
Posted by: WannabeAnglican at August 11, 2015 09:44 AM (96Dar)

I love how the cartoons are windows into their minds.

Posted by: Draki at August 11, 2015 09:46 AM (0eidE)

144 Does it involve fundamental transformation?

Posted by: mindful webworker - and is it this century? at August 11, 2015 09:42 AM (3rpCw)


If it didn't, his name would be Mark Ruby.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2015 09:46 AM (TOk1P)

145 87 >>And in another "great" story from the world of progressive religion, Atheist minister who doesn't believe in God or the Bible fights to retain her pulpit after United Church of Canada wants to fire her.

This is just so insane.
Start your own atheist "church"; you're not entitled to the congregation of a faith-cased organization after you've decided you no longer share their beliefs.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2015 09:34 AM (NOIQH)


Yes, Prime Minister had an episode where the Prime Minister is amazed to learn most of the Anglican church clergy is atheist.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 11, 2015 09:47 AM (djc4i)

146 Isn't that a picture of Switzerland heading up that article on Scandinavia?
Posted by: Jinx the Cat

Hell, I should have read the comments first. Back under the rock.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 11, 2015 09:47 AM (l3vZN)

147 >>Not so much. I assumed room temperature and they walked away.

Oh, forgot about that....that *was* sketchy.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2015 09:40 AM (NOIQH)


I apparently missed or forgot this bit of gossip. Off to search the internets...

Posted by: Lea at August 11, 2015 09:48 AM (lIU4e)

148 Was there no gun in that Houston home? The killer had threatened, attacked, broken in before. The family was so chaotic it wdnt surprise me if both parents were not allowed to own guns by law.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 11, 2015 09:48 AM (iQIUe)

149 Brooke Shields in Pretty Baby:

http://goo.gl/EPgL9I

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 11, 2015 09:48 AM (zF6Iw)

150 The battery on my iphone has been draining like crazy lately...

Posted by: BenK at 09:02 AM

-------------------------

Someone told me to try turning the phone off completely and rebooting it. Worked for me (although I don't know why.)

Posted by: IrishEi at August 11, 2015 09:48 AM (E6RIJ)

151 >>Sweden was doing OK until oh, 2000ish. What happened in 2000ish? Muslim immigration started.

Wasn't it in Sweden recently where a pro-reduced immigration majority was elected, but the pro-immigration pols managed to out maneuver them and keep their borders open to Muslim immigration?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2015 09:49 AM (NOIQH)

152 Oberlin welcomed ISIS before Cornell. We did.

Posted by: Oberlin College at August 11, 2015 09:49 AM (gwG9s)

153 The End Of The Rick Perry Campaign



interesting tweet from Ace's twitter feed last night on this



Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson

12 hours ago



A very senior Perry source calls bs to me on this story. Still in
the fight, still solid staffing and resources in NH IA. SC cashflow
thing.





Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 11, 2015 09:46 AM (qCMvj)


In other words, nobody has yet to tell Perry he's stopped moving. Meanwhile, his carcass is buzzard food, left there by the mexicans he thought were his business partners.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2015 09:49 AM (TOk1P)

154 Muldoon - yes, saw yer wave. Just went by too fast to wave back. I'm functioning in even lower gear than usual this morning.

Posted by: mindful webworker - awash in the current at August 11, 2015 09:49 AM (3rpCw)

155 Draki,

I can't say it better than Tabitha Korol.

Read the whole thing.

http://tinyurl.com/p7la5dx

"There was once a civilization that was the greatest in the world."

And so began a mythical, deceptive tale by Carly Fiorina, when she spoke in praise of Islam within a mere two weeks of their bombing of the World Trade Center. The concern is not that she was attempting to deceive others, but that she, a person who aspires to the presidency of the United States, was herself deceived regarding the true nature of Islam, and that she has never retracted her statements.


Posted by: some random meathead at August 11, 2015 09:49 AM (Yrjee)

156 I hope this is the end of Schmidt's career as a campaign consultant. That guy has done so much damage to potentially good candidates.
Posted by: @votermom at August 11, 2015 09:18 AM (cbfNE)

I'm confident that if Perry had any awareness of the way Steve Schmidt is perceived by the conservative base--you know, Schmidt, the slimy, lowlife weasel who deflected the blame for McCain's 2008 defeat onto Sarah Palin--then Perry would not have hired him. But that's just it: I don't think Perry knew.

A savvy national-level politician seeking the conservative vote would never put Steve Schmidt on his team. Perry's decision to do so was an unforced error, exactly the kind he keeps making over and over again. It's soincredibly frustrating to those of us who see what Perry could be, given the chance.

Posted by: troyriser at August 11, 2015 09:49 AM (Bvf82)

157 Fredo and his cohorts have shown their true colors on this Shumer thing....going full anti-semite. Him and his self hating Jew freinds

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2015 09:49 AM (gf8BH)

158 Wasn't it in Sweden recently where a pro-reduced immigration majority was elected, but the pro-immigration pols managed to out maneuver them and keep their borders open to Muslim immigration?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2015 09:49 AM (NOIQH)

_____________

That seems to happen in a lot of countries these days. US included.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 11, 2015 09:50 AM (0LHZx)

159 Wasn't it in Sweden recently where a pro-reduced immigration majority was elected, but the pro-immigration pols managed to out maneuver them and keep their borders open to Muslim immigration?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2015 09:49 AM (NOIQH)



National suicide. Leftists just love it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 11, 2015 09:51 AM (493sH)

160 Cornell dean says ISIS is welcome on campus.



Let them rampage and clean out the dead wood.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2015 09:52 AM (LYi+h)

161 >>Oberlin welcomed ISIS before Cornell. We did.

Well, if nothing else, the US college students are going to get a drastic education in the concept of "hate speech" and "safe spaces."

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2015 09:52 AM (NOIQH)

162 I don't think most politicians have a clue, not just Perry. Part of the reason I think is a) they don't really have time to read blogs all day long and b) they don't give a fuck what the peasants think

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 11, 2015 09:53 AM (0LHZx)

163 ell the Mohammedans had killed 2000 Americans on American soil about two weeks prior , so as you may imagine I really don't give a rusty fuck about you or Carly's Islamic profit-loss statement.
Posted by: some random meathead at August 11, 2015 09:41 AM (Yrjee)

Richard the Lionheart, Baldwin, Louis, and Sigismund tried hard to kick muslim ass. Holy Roman Emperor Henry VI, not so much. They would all probably agree that the islamic world of 800-1600 was great.

Posted by: Draki at August 11, 2015 09:53 AM (0eidE)

164 Natalie Portman in "The Professional."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 11, 2015 09:53 AM (KCQo0)

165 Yes, Prime Minister had an episode where the Prime Minister is amazed to learn most of the Anglican church clergy is atheist.

We left our mainline (PC-USA) church, one of the reasons being we found out the youth minister thought the bible was just a book w/lots of clever, allegorical tales in it. The whole thing unravels if you can't get your mind around the divine word of God...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 11, 2015 09:53 AM (5buP8)

166 Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 11, 2015 09:47 AM (djc4i

There was a story on the internet about an Atheist Anglican minister. The Episcopal Church had some man who just resigned from his pulpit because he was serving as a Druid Priest at the same time he was an Episcopal Priest. Then there's the lEpiscopal Priest who insisted she could be both a Muslim and a Christian. The folks at "Stand Firm in Faith" website which is for Orthodox Episcopalians chronicles this stuff.

But you know what, even the Atheists commenting after the article on the UC of Christ pastor thiink he suing to stay is loony.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2015 09:53 AM (OSs/l)

167
Someone told me to try turning the phone off completely and rebooting it. Worked for me (although I don't know why.)

Posted by: IrishEi at August 11, 2015 09:48 AM (E6RIJ)









The hard-boot probably shuts down a bunch of apps still running in the background after use.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 11, 2015 09:53 AM (xcrCh)

168 Fredo and his cohorts have shown their true colors
on this Shumer thing....going full anti-semite. Him and his self hating
Jew freinds

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 11, 2015 09:49 AM (gf8BH)


This, and the way Bernie the commie is being treated, you would think it might be the split in the phony Democrat coalition, but these people really are stupid, and they will keep voting for their Dem candidates for some time now before they figure out just how much they hate each other.*

*They already know they hate the other guys, apparently they lack the awareness of how much the other guys hate them.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 11, 2015 09:54 AM (TOk1P)

169 There was once a civilization that was the greatest in the world."

And so began a mythical, deceptive tale by Carly Fiorina, when she spoke in praise of Islam within a mere two weeks of their bombing of the World Trade Center. The concern is not that she was attempting to deceive others, but that she, a person who aspires to the presidency of the United States, was herself deceived regarding the true nature of Islam, and that she has never retracted her statements.


Posted by: some random meathead at August 11, 2015 09:49 AM (Yrjee)

Calling a divided nation/empire/world the "greatest in the world" during a time frame refers to power not morality. It's a puff speech.

Posted by: Draki at August 11, 2015 09:54 AM (0eidE)

170 My iphone 5 does this weird thing. It goes from 100% battery to 1% in 2 hours. Then it sits at 1% for another 5-6 hours.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 11, 2015 09:54 AM (0LHZx)

171 meant "United Church of Canada"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2015 09:55 AM (OSs/l)

172


The hard-boot probably shuts down a bunch of apps still running in the background after use.


Everybody should have an app-killer.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 11, 2015 09:56 AM (oVJmc)

173 I did like the fact that at the town hall on the Iran deal yesterday which was led by my House of Rep ( R ) he said "Bernie Sanders is a Socialist. I'm not using it as a pejorative. He claims it himself and is running on the Democratic ticket."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 11, 2015 09:57 AM (OSs/l)

174 Some random meathead,

Now, I will agree she's ignorant about the islamic world of 800-1600 in her description of it, like MANY people are.

Posted by: Draki at August 11, 2015 09:57 AM (0eidE)

175 >>Then there's the Episcopal Priest who insisted she could be both a Muslim and a Christian.

Ugh. The Denver Episcopal Cathedral sponsored a Muslim Imam (Kazerooni) as part of interfaith outreach. Wouldn't make eye contact or shake hands with any of the female parishioners. Talk about inviting the fox into the henhouse.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2015 09:58 AM (NOIQH)

176 Sorry meathead, running off to a meeting. I'd enjoy discussing more with you.

Posted by: Draki at August 11, 2015 09:58 AM (0eidE)

177 #167
Thanks, IllTemp. That makes sense. (Which is probably why I never thought of it.)

Posted by: IrishEi at August 11, 2015 09:58 AM (E6RIJ)

178 Draki,
The problem is not her estimation of nebulous Islamic "greatness".

It's calling Islamic civilization 'great' and ascribing provably false mythical, magical qualities to Islam.

And she did this 2 weeks after the Islamists killed 2000 people in the name of their bloody murder god.

She jumped on the dhimmitude train early.


Posted by: some random meathead at August 11, 2015 09:59 AM (Yrjee)

179 FenelonSpoke

I went to a church as a kid that was Baptist. Heard a bit of gossip about it a few years ago. Turns out, the pastor (who was the same when I was a kid) had slowly morphed into a Unitarian universalist and wanted to keep the church and turn it away from Baptist. Meanwhile, the land the church was on had been given to them by another church/southernbaptist for the purposes of a BAPTIST church. So there was a bit of fight about whether they could keep the land. (which they ended up doing).

Of course, the church was so degraded by this point (people and coffers), that they had already been selling off pieces of the land for years (what used to be church property hosts a Duncan donuts, a bank and a cell phone tower!). I think they finally had to leave it for financial reasons, although I haven't heard the most recent details.

Sad.

Posted by: Lea at August 11, 2015 09:59 AM (lIU4e)

180 For the most part that's true. But you can't really blame colleges for what investment banks and law firms do with regards to hiring practices for internships, can you?

--

No, I just think the adcom criteria are skewed in favor of rich kids. Which is what they want, because their goal is alumni revenue future and present. Which is also why they are so eager to adopt whatever political fad is in favor - because they thrive on favorable relationships with the politically powerful.
So that's what they are. Their srtudents are the best and brightest of the rich and well connected, the future leaders, carefully indoctrinated into correct thinking.
Meanwhile the best and brightest overall, whose parents weren't rich or savvy enough to get them into shiny extracurriculars, go to lower ranked schools.
Which is what google has been finding out in hiring, I think.

Posted by: @votermom at August 11, 2015 10:00 AM (cbfNE)

181 149 Brooke Shields in Pretty Baby:

http://goo.gl/EPgL9I
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 11, 2015 09:48 AM (zF6Iw)

IIRC that movie was quite scandalous.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2015 10:00 AM (2Ojst)

182 Everybody should have an app-killer.



Rare earth magnets. What can't they do?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 11, 2015 10:01 AM (LYi+h)

183 175 >>Then there's the Episcopal Priest who insisted she could be both a Muslim and a Christian.

Ugh. The Denver Episcopal Cathedral sponsored a Muslim Imam (Kazerooni) as part of interfaith outreach. Wouldn't make eye contact or shake hands with any of the female parishioners. Talk about inviting the fox into the henhouse.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 11, 2015 09:58 AM (NOIQH)

Hell, the former Archbishop of Canterbury's a Druid.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 11, 2015 10:01 AM (2Ojst)

184 Calling a divided nation/empire/world the "greatest in the world" during a time frame refers to power not morality. It's a puff speech.
Posted by: Draki at August 11, 2015 09:54 AM (0eidE)

Yeah, but Carly's creeping up in the polls and has doubled her fundraising take in a few weeks since her performance in the second-tier debates put her in the limelight. She might prove a threat to whomever Alan Keyes (of RenewAmerica where the article appears)is backing this cycle.

As an aside, I don't think I've ever seen a politician take the drubbing Keyes did when he debated Obama for the Illinois US Senate seat all those years ago. People keep telling me how brilliant Keyes is but I have yet to see evidence of it.

Posted by: troyriser at August 11, 2015 10:02 AM (Bvf82)

185 Shorter: The Peril To Democrats Of Left-Leaning Urban Centers

America's Democrat-run cities increasingly resemble the demographics of 3rd world countries: A small wealthy elite living in gated communities, a small middle class working Government jobs, and a large underclass.

Posted by: The Count at August 11, 2015 10:02 AM (O7MnT)

186 175 Then there's the Episcopal Priest who insisted she could be both a Muslim and a Christian.

Wasn;t she then hired by the University of Seattle, SJ?

Posted by: The Mustaches wid Broken Noses at August 11, 2015 10:02 AM (brIR5)

187 @174

Yeah , that's my problem.

I wouldn't bat an eyelash if it had been a recent speech. It would just show "yeah , she doesn't know what she is talking about".

The proximity of 9/11 makes it jizya at least in my view.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 11, 2015 10:02 AM (Yrjee)

188 Posted by: Lea at August 11, 2015 09:59 AM (lIU4e)

The church grows when it boldly proclaims the Gospel of Christ and refuses to compromise or comply with anything against it. "We must obey God and not men."

The church shrinks when it tries to focus on "fairness" and "social justice," and "just getting along." When, in fact, it ceases to be the church.

This has been demonstrated repeatedly through the history of the church, yet every time it happens we're again taken by surprise.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 11, 2015 10:02 AM (kff5f)

189 nood art

Posted by: some random meathead at August 11, 2015 10:06 AM (Yrjee)

190 Meanwhile the best and brightest overall, whose parents weren't rich or savvy enough to get them into shiny extracurriculars, go to lower ranked schools.
Which is what google has been finding out in hiring, I think.
Posted by: @votermom at August 11, 2015 10:00 AM (cbfNE)

________

But I have bee told umpteen times here that a degree from No Name State U is just as good as a degree from Harvard.

So what's the problem?

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 11, 2015 10:06 AM (0LHZx)

191 149 Brooke Shields in Pretty Baby:


Brooke is 50 now.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 11, 2015 10:06 AM (oVJmc)

192 168 Fredo and his cohorts have shown their true colors
on this Shumer thing....going full anti-semite. Him and his self hating Jew freinds

That's just bad political theater. Thanks to Corker's idiotic bill, Barky gets his deal, and congress gets all the cover they need: "I voted against the Iran deal!!" (But Barky vetoed the "no" vote, so, law.) Shumer just wants to make sure his coffer's stay full while he pretends to oppose the admin.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 11, 2015 10:07 AM (5buP8)

193 >>>>The battery on my iphone has been draining like crazy lately. I use it
as my morning wake up alarm. You can probably figure out where I'm going
with this one.



You might want to check out "Ap Killer," which stops aps running in
the background. Also, turn off Bluetooth when not needed, if you don't
already do that.
.
.
.Just turning off Blue Tooth did it for both my phone and the Wife's. We have zero battery problems now. BT apparently sucks up a ton of battery life by pinging for connections every 30 seconds or so.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 11, 2015 10:07 AM (iONHu)

194 There are some very basic questions about the EPA fuck up that I'm sure will never be answered:

-Who signed the permit for the work the crew were doing?
-Who approved the operations plan?
-Who reviewed the site diagrams?
-Was an SPCC plan in place?
-Who generated that plan?
-Did that plan include secondary containment to prevent any discharge from reaching Navigable Waters of the United States?
-Was that plan followed?

Posted by: the real ch3 at August 11, 2015 10:08 AM (IG5KL)

195 Out of all the slogans, I like Trump's the best. I do like Walker's too, and Rand Paul's.

Put it all together

Let's get to work, making America great again, by destroying the Washington machine

Posted by: Ken at August 11, 2015 10:09 AM (LXJ1e)

196 115 One of the ways that the elite colleges keep the middle class / lower middle class kids out. (...)Gatekeeping. It's a thing.Posted by: @votermom at August 11, 2015 09:41 AM (cbfNE)

How the system "works" is very clearly described in the book "Excellent Sheep" by William Deresiewicz. The idea is to require for admission (or at least heavily reward) things only upper-class students can have, like out-of-country "service" trips, internships with the rich and famous, sports that are usually found in eastern prep schools (water polo, field hockey, lacrosse) and test scores that generally require expensive tutoring. Done properly, no federal rules are violated, and the riff-raff are kept safely off campus.

Posted by: Agent J at August 11, 2015 10:10 AM (ueOgE)

197 RE: Carly's "speech" 14 years ago. Ever occur to you that HP is worldwide and throwing sand in Mohammedan's faces may have not been a good move?

That and probably half their work force are towel head Paks?
Posted by: Nip Sip at August 11, 2015 09:37 AM (0FSuD)

There is a difference between not saying anything bad and slobbering them with kisses.

Posted by: WOPR at August 11, 2015 10:10 AM (nRvEn)

198 the islamic world of 800-1600 was great
And Germany was really kicking ass from 1933-1939!

Posted by: Dicko at August 11, 2015 10:12 AM (gTlHG)

199 Posted by: some random meathead at August 11, 2015 09:59 AM (Yrjee)

I hear what you're saying. I disagree with how terrible her speech is. I found an interesting take on this 16 year old speech as a CEO, printer saleslady on Allen West's website.

http://tinyurl.com/oqky5zj

What is she saying now about islam?

Posted by: Draki at August 11, 2015 10:12 AM (0eidE)

200

There is a difference between not saying anything bad and slobbering them with kisses.

2 weeks after 9/11

Posted by: some random meathead at August 11, 2015 10:13 AM (Yrjee)

201 There is a difference between not saying anything bad and slobbering them with kisses.
Posted by: WOPR at August 11, 2015 10:10 AM (nRvEn)

Where's Trump's speech from 2 weeks after 9/11 calling for a Crusade?

Posted by: Draki at August 11, 2015 10:14 AM (0eidE)

202 Someone told me to try turning the phone off completely and rebooting it. Worked for me (although I don't know why.)
--------------------
Maybe you had a bunch of open apps running in the background. When you reboot you are closing all the apps so you'll have better battery life. As you open apps they stay open in the background!, you can shut them down by double clicking the home button and scroll through the open apps by swiping left. Swipe each app up to close the app. You can also go into settings and see if apps are refreshing in the background then you can turn that off on certain apps to increase battery life.

Posted by: lindafell de Spair at August 11, 2015 10:15 AM (tGmdn)

203 2 weeks after 9/11
Posted by: some random meathead at August 11, 2015 10:13 AM (Yrjee)

2 weeks after 9/11 I think we all decided to just break Afghanistan for protecting AQ and kill AQ and Taliban, not every dumb barely practicing muslim in the middle east.

Posted by: Draki at August 11, 2015 10:16 AM (0eidE)

204 And Soviet tractor production sky-rocketed under Stalin!

Posted by: Dicko at August 11, 2015 10:17 AM (gTlHG)

205 The Barry-Chucky feud is theater of the absurd.
Everybody knows Chucky wouldn't be defying his master if the vote to allow the Farsi Farce wasn't assured.

Posted by: Hank at August 11, 2015 10:18 AM (N0Gml)

206 not every dumb barely practicing muslim in the middle east.
And that worked out great!

Posted by: Dicko at August 11, 2015 10:19 AM (gTlHG)

207 Oh, and yeah: aboutthat RenewAmerica article about Fiorina? Here's another RenewAmerica article explaining why Christians shouldn't support Israel because, you know: dirty, filthy Joos.

http://tinyurl.com/pwgyh6g

I suggest that using aRenewAmerica hit piece on Fiorina as a source for anything is pretty fucked up.

Posted by: troyriser at August 11, 2015 10:20 AM (Bvf82)

208 not every dumb barely practicing muslim in the middle east.
And that worked out great!
Posted by: Dicko at August 11, 2015 10:19 AM (gTlHG)

Yeah, took 14 years to finally switch to the current better strategy of getting them to kill each other again. Rumsfeld was an idiot.

Posted by: Based God at August 11, 2015 10:21 AM (0eidE)

209 Dammit stupid sock.....

Posted by: Draki at August 11, 2015 10:21 AM (0eidE)

210 But as Col. West told me today, 'we must learn to never dismiss the horrors of Islamic rule in order to placate the public'.

This.

Again it is the TIMING that is the most damning.

It is right up there with "Islam means Peace".

Posted by: some random meathead at August 11, 2015 10:22 AM (Yrjee)

211 For the most part that's true. But you can't really blame colleges for what investment banks and law firms do with regards to hiring practices for internships, can you?
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at August 11, 2015 09:43 AM (0LHZx)

Yes you can because they could put pressure on those businesses to pay at least minimum wage or limit work hours. These aren't small businesses.

But they won't because schools do the same sort of sorting for entrance. If you don't have the time, money, and connections to do some pre-college volunteering, some fields are going to be difficult to get into. For example pre-vet usually requires you to have 100+ hours of work at a vets office before you will even get looked at.

Posted by: WOPR at August 11, 2015 10:23 AM (nRvEn)

212 Ugh that paragraph Hank wrote after the wikipedia quote was dumb. Whether a Jew believes in God or not, I will still critically consider whether to support our alliance with them or not.

Nice find Troyriser!

Posted by: Draki at August 11, 2015 10:25 AM (0eidE)

213 ...I really don't give a rusty fuck about you or Carly's Islamic profit-loss statement.

Posted by: some random meathead at August 11, 2015 09:41 AM (Yrjee)


You know, as a rock-ribbed formal and determined conservative who voted for Reagan's ideals in every election since 1976, I have to admit that your argument has shaken me from my solid stance in supporting Carly Fiorino's candidacy, based on her politics and ability, and I am now forced to admit that she is no conservative, and probably the wrong person for the job.

That is why I am now throwing my support to the only candidate that truly supports conservative ideas and the exclusion of corruption and graft from the Federal Government, Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Liberal Arts Major at August 11, 2015 10:25 AM (3pRHP)

214 After all, that worked out so well for him when he was telling Texans why they should pay for the college educations of illegal aliens -- right?

This horse remains dead (much like Perry's ambitions) but it must always be pointed out that the tuition deal was insanely popular with Texans at the time.

If self-government means anything at all, it means that the people have the right to be wrong.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 11, 2015 10:25 AM (evdj2)

215 Yeah, because "Based God" was such an awesome sock joke-name!

Posted by: Dicko at August 11, 2015 10:25 AM (gTlHG)

216 Wow, there is some Fiorina hate going on here.
People change, there are many here that started as liberals and evolved into conservatives in way less time than 15 years. I'm sure you can find something in every single candidates background that would disqualify them to purist. What is important is that we have learned from our mistakes and are on the right track now. I look at the most recent several years to see what candidates say and actual did before judging them. And no, Carly isn't my candidate. I'm just speaking in general. I know many of my views have changed over the years.

Posted by: lindafell de Spair at August 11, 2015 10:25 AM (tGmdn)

217 Wow, there is some Fiorina hate going on here.
People change, there are many here that started as liberals and evolved into conservatives in way less time than 15 years. I'm sure you can find something in every single candidates background that would disqualify them to purist. What is important is that we have learned from our mistakes and are on the right track now. I look at the most recent several years to see what candidates say and actual did before judging them. And no, Carly isn't my candidate. I'm just speaking in general. I know many of my views have changed over the years.
Posted by: lindafell de Spair at August 11, 2015 10:25 AM (tGmdn)

I think it's the Trump nuts going after Carly right now. She scares them with her communication skills. I like how Carly is talking right now. I need to learn more about which policies she supports. If she's for forcing christian and muslim bakers to bake gay cakes I can't support her.

Posted by: Draki at August 11, 2015 10:28 AM (0eidE)

218 And those Trumpers are baiting honest, anti-Trump folk like me who just showed up at the HQ a couple of weeks ago! It's just awful.

Posted by: Dicko at August 11, 2015 10:31 AM (gTlHG)

219 Posted by: some random meathead at August 11, 2015 10:22 AM (Yrjee)

Have you bothered to read that RenewAmerica website? Are you aware (according to RenewAmerica) that evil Neocon 'Godfather' Irving Kristol boasted of his manipulation of the goyim and that he was, in fact, an agent of Israel using Christians to do his dirty work? Yeah, I know, right?

http://tinyurl.com/pwgyh6g

Jeebus, dude. You're using a hit piece in a raving conspiracy and not-so-subtlyantisemitic site as your source.Your source is not reliable. Nothing in it can be trusted. You're writing a term paper using Wikipedia. Give it up.

Posted by: troyriser at August 11, 2015 10:32 AM (Bvf82)

220 Yeah we should have proclaimed we needed to kill every muslim out there after 9/11 except of course the ones that were American citizens or the ones in Turkey who were our NATO ally or the Arab nations where we wanted to launch our attacks or the interpreters we needed or the covert agents or our anti Taliban allies in Afghanistan or ... hell you get the complicated picture.

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 11, 2015 10:33 AM (cJswI)

221 Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 11, 2015 10:25 AM (evdj2)

Insanely popular with who? I never got to vote on it. I opposed it every opportunity I got .

Posted by: Cruzinator at August 11, 2015 10:37 AM (cJswI)

222
I think it's the Trump nuts going after Carly right now. She scares
them with her communication skills. I like how Carly is talking right
now. I need to learn more about which policies she supports. If she's
for forcing christian and muslim bakers to bake gay cakes I can't
support her.

----------------------


I agree with all of this.

Although I have yet to see a Trump nut.


I am NOT on Twitter so....



Posted by: some random meathead at August 11, 2015 10:42 AM (Yrjee)

223 Insanely popular with who? I never got to vote on it. I opposed it every opportunity I got .

Clearly your representatives loved it.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 11, 2015 10:47 AM (evdj2)

224 Gee, who would have ever guessed that the great boomer anti-establishment crowd would morph into the most evil establishment America ever produced.

Posted by: NUECES at August 11, 2015 11:18 AM (avlDR)

225 Thanks for the phone tips, lindafell!

Posted by: artemis at August 11, 2015 11:55 AM (AwPyG)

226 BenK!!

If you are still here, my iPhone did the same. Could have it fully charged when went to bed, but would be dead by morning. Had to have it plugged in all night, but if I screwed up and forgot or it unplugged, utter disaster the next morning.

Fixed by resetting phone back to factory settings. Battery charges like new again, my phone stays charged more than a day now, phew!

What you need to do is open iTunes with your phone plugged in, will open your phone in iTunes. Do a full backup of your phone so you save your notes, contacts, photos, etc. It might ask if you want to save your apps too: DO THAT. I did not, big mistake. Then click that you want to restore it to factory, is scary but take the plunge! Then when phone is restored to its pristine baby state, can click on restore backup and all your data will come back.

I'll post this next time you do a morning post in case you did not see. Good luck with your phone!

Posted by: LizLem at August 11, 2015 12:04 PM (hvf9s)

227 Oh, and you can choose to save your backup to your computer, NOT the cloud, for those like me that hate the cloud.

Posted by: LizLem at August 11, 2015 12:08 PM (hvf9s)

228 you're not entitled to the congregation of a faith-cased organization after you've decided you no longer share their beliefs.

Read about this dame over the weekend in the paper. Her church's congregation has dropped by 2/3 since she took over. "Decimate" is far too mild a term; "ploughed under" is more like it.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at August 11, 2015 12:11 PM (VBbCO)

229 Bringing up Fiorina's 9/11 speech is comparing the worst thing Fiorina said in the last twenty years to the worst thing Trump said last week.

Fiorina on Trump vs Megyn: "The comments were completely inappropriate and offensive. Period."

I'm hoping that was a stealth joke that went right past the cnn reporter.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 11, 2015 12:28 PM (+4uXG)

230 69 You may have some thoughts on this:

http://tinyurl.com/ncrwubf

Cornell dean says ISIS is welcome on campus.
Posted by: Semper In Stercus at August 11, 2015 09:28 AM (BZAd3)

Old news. At least a year old; I'm not going to do the google thing to track down the date, but: old.

Posted by: m at August 11, 2015 05:38 PM (ew6hg)

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