Deadpool Red Band Trailer

They released it last night on Conan.

Posted by: BenK at 08:21 AM




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1 Hello!

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at August 05, 2015 08:22 AM (VcOqI)

2 Goodbye?

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at August 05, 2015 08:22 AM (VcOqI)

3
Where's the dump?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 05, 2015 08:23 AM (St6BJ)

4 Reminded me a lot of Kickass with it's extreme violence and vulgar, sassy remarks.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2015 08:24 AM (NOIQH)

5 Le nood est arrive

Posted by: V the K at August 05, 2015 08:24 AM (O7MnT)

6 A comic book movie?

That's novel.

Posted by: blaster at August 05, 2015 08:25 AM (2Ocf1)

7 How about they target all audiences... Sailor Deadpool Moon

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2015 08:27 AM (i96Kk)

8 OMG HOW BETA!

Posted by: ANGRY! ALPHA MALE! at August 05, 2015 08:27 AM (ncdTb)

9 Sorry guys, moveable type ate my news dump about 50% of the way through it. So you get this instead.

Posted by: Ben at August 05, 2015 08:29 AM (lzsVb)

10 About damn time:

The FBI has begun looking into the security of Hillary Rodham Clinton's private e-mail setup, contacting in the past week a Denver-based technology firm that helped manage the unusual system, according to two government officials.

Also last week, the FBI contacted Clinton's lawyer, David Ken­dall, with questions about the security of a thumb drive in his possession that contains copies of work --mails Clinton sent during her time as secretary of state.


So she wiped the server clean (allegedly) after *printing* the subset of SoS business-related emails and turning them over to State --- but her lawyer got a handy, dandy thumb drive containing this subset (and potentially more?) in electronic form.

What.An.Asshole.Move.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2015 08:29 AM (NOIQH)

11 Or perhaps Lady PVC Deadpool

http://www.cosplay.com/photo/3550783/

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2015 08:30 AM (i96Kk)

12 Nothing says "Blockbuster" like dick/scrotum jokes in a trailer.

Posted by: Fritz at August 05, 2015 08:30 AM (UzPAd)

13 So, a naughty superhero?

Posted by: chemjeff at August 05, 2015 08:30 AM (2XMpf)

14 "So you get this instead."

So this is it ?

For what we pay for membership, you would think that Ace could get the COB's some better software.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 05, 2015 08:30 AM (VPLuQ)

15 John Kerry can be funny in this way:

http://tinyurl.com/ob3d7kj

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at August 05, 2015 08:32 AM (BZAd3)

16 I don't this superhero. Is he new?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 05, 2015 08:35 AM (0JHOk)

17 Sailor Deadpool Moon Pony Jedi Hobbit

I mean, if you want to hit the really big audiences

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 05, 2015 08:35 AM (C9pBZ)

18 I guess I won't be seeing this with my kids.

Posted by: XPO182 at August 05, 2015 08:36 AM (1PDwB)

19
This looks like crap. Sounds even stupider.

heh. They associate high levels of violence with "rap music."

obligatory sex
obligatory extreme violence and bloody scenes

and every time I see Morena Baccarin I think of lizard lady in V

ta-ta
busy day

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2015 08:36 AM (qCMvj)

20 This is not surprising: Hillary's donors propping up Jeb! campaign.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/08/04/
hillary-clinton-s-mega-donors-are-also-funding-jeb-bush.html

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2015 08:36 AM (NOIQH)

21 yeah doesn't look like a kids' movie

Posted by: chemjeff at August 05, 2015 08:37 AM (2XMpf)

22 Thought so, Deadpool Pony = many hits

http://preview.tinyurl.com/a2otfve

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2015 08:39 AM (i96Kk)

23 They don't make movies for adults anymore. It has been so long since they released a good movie I can't think of what it was,

Posted by: Vic at August 05, 2015 08:40 AM (GpgJl)

24 Deadpoo is a wisecracking bad guy who became popular in those paper things they used to sell in the 1920s. So, they're going to make a movie about it, I guess. Starring Douglas Fairbanks and Lillian Gish.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at August 05, 2015 08:40 AM (k9qR4)

25 Plays like Jim Carrey as the Mask.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 05, 2015 08:41 AM (oVJmc)

26 "and every time I see Morena Baccarin I think of lizard lady in V "


Not me.

Inara every time.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 05, 2015 08:42 AM (VPLuQ)

27 It has been so long since they released a good movie I can't think of what it was,


Posted by: Vic at August 05, 2015 08:40 AM (GpgJl)

Being There, 1981-ish?

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at August 05, 2015 08:42 AM (k9qR4)

28 Ughh

May Hillary's problems be an albatross with lead boots around her neck and sink her

Posted by: Gmac - 'all politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at August 05, 2015 08:42 AM (4pjhs)

29 yeah doesn't look like a kids' movie"

Childish, but not for children. It'll be on heavy rotation at (fill in cable provider here) over the next couple of years...

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 05, 2015 08:43 AM (C9pBZ)

30 Deadpool is a promising premise. And Ryan Reynolds is the right call for casting. But not gonna lie, this looks like a wasted opportunity

Posted by: Boone at August 05, 2015 08:45 AM (bLfK+)

31 From the trailer "I'm touching myself tonight"

Pretty much how I feel whenever I see Morena Baccarin.

Posted by: Kenway at August 05, 2015 08:47 AM (ncdTb)

32 As a matter of fact, an Inara/Kaylee sandwich...




BRB

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 05, 2015 08:47 AM (VPLuQ)

33 Seems like this belongs here.

Jim Henson vs Stan Lee. Epic Rap Battles of History
seems to end nicely before it takes an unexpected turn

https://youtu.be/PXBJIZ1NXFU

Posted by: mindful webworker - haz coffee! at August 05, 2015 08:48 AM (3C84c)

34 Eh. The older I get, the less fond I am of the old ultraviolence. And get off my lawn or I'll rip your intestines out and strangle you with them.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at August 05, 2015 08:48 AM (RD7QR)

35 27 Being There, 1981-ish?


Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at August 05, 2015 08:42 AM (k9qR4)

Tombstone - 1993

Posted by: Vic at August 05, 2015 08:50 AM (GpgJl)

36 "Tombstone - 1993"


I was gonna say "Wyatt Earp," same year, but "Tombstone" is fine.

The last two I can really think of are "True Grit" and "No Country for Old Men."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 05, 2015 08:51 AM (0JHOk)

37 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 05, 2015 08:54 AM (kff5f)

38 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 05, 2015 08:54 AM (kff5f)

39 L.A. Confidential?

Most of the serious movies that I've enjoyed in the past few years have been foreign films.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2015 08:54 AM (NOIQH)

40 23 They don't make movies for adults anymore. It has been so long since they released a good movie I can't think of what it was,
Posted by: Vic at August 05, 2015 08:40 AM (GpgJl)

I quite enjoyed "Mr. Holmes." Saw it at the local artsy-fartsy place, but it's playing in one or two of the local megaplexes.

Posted by: Agent J at August 05, 2015 08:54 AM (ueOgE)

41 "Summer Hours"
"Vitus"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2015 08:55 AM (NOIQH)

42 36 The last two I can really think of are "True Grit" and "No Country for Old Men."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 05, 2015 08:51 AM (0JHOk)

If you are talking about the original True Grit with John Wayne I agree. I didn't like the re-pop. Now it really would have been great if they traded the Matti from the new one for the Mattie from the old one. And got rid of Glenn Campell who blew chunks.

Posted by: Vic at August 05, 2015 08:55 AM (GpgJl)

43 Some nobody in a silly outfit.

Posted by: Norma Desmond at August 05, 2015 08:55 AM (Ui7Rt)

44 Because it's still funny (mugshot)

http://bit.ly/sprized

Those splayed out hairs were tight little balls before she swallowed the crack.

Posted by: mindful webworker - nothing new at August 05, 2015 08:56 AM (3C84c)

45 I want.

Posted by: @PeeteySDee at August 05, 2015 08:57 AM (LWOhI)

46 Ryan Reynolds is one of a small number of actors, including James Marsden, that I just want to punch in the face every time I see them. I don't know if it's the characters they've played or what; for all I know, they're perfectly nice guys.

Posted by: Agent J at August 05, 2015 08:57 AM (ueOgE)

47 Glad they're taking that subject matter with all the seriousness it deserves.

I also love the dig at the Green Lantern movie.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 05, 2015 08:57 AM (kff5f)

48 Wyatt Urp?! Great taco cats, I'm surrounded by utter philistines.

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at August 05, 2015 08:58 AM (k9qR4)

49 WashPost long, gushing article on Chelsea - "the closest thing to an American princess."
Uh, no.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/o3x3csr

The commenters seem to be having none of it.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2015 08:58 AM (NOIQH)

50 Weak. He is reaching for the wisecracks. I will wait for the DVD release.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 05, 2015 08:59 AM (iONHu)

51 No idea...

Posted by: tu3031 at August 05, 2015 08:59 AM (EDYaR)

52 "If you are talking about the original True Grit with John Wayne I agree."


No, the remake. Liked it better. Darker, got rid of the Aspen trees and snow capped peaks in "Indian Territory." Did like the "new" Mattie and (gack, can't believe I'm saying it) Matt Damon characters better than the originals.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 05, 2015 09:01 AM (0JHOk)

53 Gee, it almost seems as if the dialogue in all these comic book movies was written by a bunch of nerds. I'll pass on this one, too. Nothing can kill a movie faster for me than poor dialogue.

Posted by: ElKomandante at August 05, 2015 09:01 AM (APQ2q)

54 They don't make movies for adults anymore. It has been so long since they released a good movie I can't think of what it was,

Those are two different statements.

They don't make *good* movies for adults - this is true. But they do make good movies (just about anything Pixar, for starters, and there's lots more) and they do make movies for adults. Just not at the same time.

Eh. That's not even fair, really. I really liked Mad Max: Fury Road. Two hour car chase with explosions and people dying - exactly the kind of popcorn movie I wanted. I like the Marvel movies (I haven't seen Ant Man, and don't really intend to, and I'm not sure about Fantastic Four). Jurassic World was another good popcorn flick.

Nothing wrong with those.

But their attempts at non-popcorn adult movies all flop because people don't go to the movies (in general) to be preached at.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 05, 2015 09:01 AM (kff5f)

55 >>But their attempts at non-popcorn adult movies all flop because people don't go to the movies (in general) to be preached at.

If only it occurred to them that they could just tell a good story w/nuanced characters and let us draw our own conclusions about what it all means.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2015 09:04 AM (NOIQH)

56 Good movies lately? American Sniper.
Ever? Outlaw Josey Wales, Shootist.

Posted by: Eromero at August 05, 2015 09:04 AM (go5uR)

57 http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/08/04/
hillary-clinton-s-mega-donors-are-also-funding-jeb-bush.html

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2015 08:36 AM (NOIQH)


But if he's the nominee, we should totally vote for him anyway because he'd be completely different from Hillary.

F*ck the DOPe.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 05, 2015 09:04 AM (kff5f)

58 "The ayatollah constantly believed that we are untrustworthy, that you can't negotiate with us, that we will screw them," Kerry said. "This"--a congressional rejection--"will be the ultimate screwing."

Doesn't it just make your heart break that we didn't elect this patriot and master negotiator as President when we had the chance? Maybe he'll still jump into the 2016 race!

Do I really need to add /sarc?

----

wow. Suddenly it's become real dark. Wonder if we gets rain?

Posted by: mindful webworker - vote [fill in the blank] at August 05, 2015 09:06 AM (3C84c)

59 Should throw "The Hurt Locker" in there.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 05, 2015 09:06 AM (0JHOk)

60 adolescent violence fantasies for outcast losers.

Posted by: Schamrmy at August 05, 2015 09:06 AM (46ftr)

61 46 Ryan Reynolds is one of a small number of actors, including James Marsden, that I just want to punch in the face every time I see them. I don't know if it's the characters they've played or what; for all I know, they're perfectly nice guys.
Posted by: Agent J at August 05, 2015 08:57 AM (ueOgE)

Yeah, no likey.

It's instinctive, too.

It's like the guy owes me money or stole my last beer.

Posted by: eman at August 05, 2015 09:07 AM (MQEz6)

62 "a congressional rejection--"will be the ultimate screwing."




Screw away.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 05, 2015 09:07 AM (0JHOk)

63 If only it occurred to them that they could just tell a good story w/nuanced characters and let us draw our own conclusions about what it all means.

If they did that, more people might draw icky Conservative conclusions.

They don't mind that in action movies because they view action movies as puerile entertainment for the plebeians. Those people are hardly more than animals (to the Progtard H-Wood mind), and can't be expected to understand nuance anyway.

So any movie with deep characters *must* have a Progtard message- because a) that's what the Priests say and b) because one of those plebeians might be in the audience, and we couldn't risk him discovering a Conservative message in our nuanced characters.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 05, 2015 09:08 AM (kff5f)

64 The FBI will clear her after the obligatory "investigation." Cite protocol errors from underlings. Nothing o see here, move along. It's how it works.

Posted by: rrpjr at August 05, 2015 09:09 AM (s/yC1)

65 59
Should throw "The Hurt Locker" in there.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 05, 2015 09:06 AM (0JHOk)

I saw that one and thought it was overrated. Didn't like it at all.

Posted by: Vic at August 05, 2015 09:10 AM (GpgJl)

66 Of course, the Cecil The Lion movie starring Lena Dunham and that idiot used to be married to Katy Perry. That will be the GREATEST movie of all time.

Posted by: Eromero at August 05, 2015 09:10 AM (go5uR)

67 61 46 Yeah, no likey. It's instinctive, too. It's like the guy owes me money or stole my last beer.
Posted by: eman at August 05, 2015 09:07 AM (MQEz6)

That's it! Reynolds stole Blake Lively from me. That MUST be it. (But no, really, it is instinctive, isn't it?)

Posted by: Agent J at August 05, 2015 09:10 AM (ueOgE)

68 John Kerry making a horse's ass of himself. Again. It's like he mimicking how real people talk but just can't get it right.


http://tinyurl.com/q56z7bo

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 05, 2015 09:10 AM (b+y5b)

69 The FBI will clear her after the obligatory "investigation."

At a moment timed for maximum political benefit. Like three days before primaries?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 05, 2015 09:11 AM (oVJmc)

70 The new True Grit was good except for Jeff Bridges. His mumbling line delivery annoyed me.

Posted by: WOPR at August 05, 2015 09:11 AM (nRvEn)

71 66
So which one is playing the lion, Dunham or Brand?

Posted by: Agent J at August 05, 2015 09:11 AM (ueOgE)

72 56
Good movies lately? American Sniper.
Ever? Outlaw Josey Wales, Shootist.


Posted by: Eromero at August 05, 2015 09:04 AM (go5uR)

Haven't seen American Sniper. Josey Wales and the Shootist were great. But how long ago has that been?

Posted by: Vic at August 05, 2015 09:12 AM (GpgJl)

73 70
The new True Grit was good except for Jeff Bridges. His mumbling line delivery annoyed me.

i've only seen the one with the duke.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 05, 2015 09:13 AM (0O7c5)

74 Josey Wales and the Shootist were great. But how long ago has that been?

Posted by: Vic at August 05, 2015 09:12 AM (GpgJl)


1976.

Nearly 40 years.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 05, 2015 09:13 AM (kff5f)

75 All of our heroes are 'super' now.

Just like our hurricanes, typhoons and winter storms.

Globullshit warming. It's the only answer.

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at August 05, 2015 09:14 AM (BZAd3)

76 Of course, the Cecil The Lion movie starring Lena Dunham and that idiot used to be married to Katy Perry. That will be the GREATEST movie of all time.

-
And Brian Denehey as Mount Kilimanjaro.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 05, 2015 09:14 AM (fQRtp)

77 I think Strong Bad is funnier than Deadpool and could beat him in a fight.

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at August 05, 2015 09:14 AM (43M2s)

78 Bah! I haven't been to the movies since vaudeville!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 05, 2015 09:14 AM (NeFrd)

79 Inception is one of my favorite films, it's not a kiddie flick.

Posted by: Agent J at August 05, 2015 09:15 AM (ueOgE)

80 Thank you for getting 'snoop' in my head. Following immediately probably by 'What a Man'.

I have no idea who this 'super hero' is.

Posted by: Lea at August 05, 2015 09:15 AM (lIU4e)

81 The Hurt Locker sucked.

EOD techs running around alone with nothing but a 9mm and a hoodie at night in Baghdad.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 05, 2015 09:16 AM (zyIlW)

82 Ahh... they forgot the Fish-Eye Lens... Deadpool isn't bulbous enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbvxlvSIIww

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at August 05, 2015 09:16 AM (43M2s)

83 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2015 08:30 AM (i96Kk)


You're the gift that keeps on giving ...


I'll uh... be in my room.

Posted by: cajun caret at August 05, 2015 09:16 AM (UZQM8)

84 That will be the GREATEST movie of all time"

Hmm. That would mean a 3,000 word review by Ace's own hand...

Wow. Mind is blown.

Posted by: anon a mouse at August 05, 2015 09:17 AM (C9pBZ)

85 They don't mind that in action movies because they view action movies as puerile entertainment for the plebeians. Those people are hardly more than animals (to the Progtard H-Wood mind), and can't be expected to understand nuance anyway.

-
Yeah, we're not deep thinkers like Jack Black and the other pro-Iranian because bomb celebrities.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 05, 2015 09:17 AM (fQRtp)

86 Older movie. Heat. w/ Pacino and De Niro. I know some people thought it was slow and long, but I really liked it.

Posted by: Mainah at August 05, 2015 09:17 AM (659DL)

87 So which one is playing the lion, Dunham or Brand?

Dunham plays a sex-obsessed hippo.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 05, 2015 09:17 AM (oVJmc)

88 Deadpool has too many swear words. But that was before my wife lost her mind and my boys was dead.

Posted by: Sam the Lion at August 05, 2015 09:18 AM (gwG9s)

89 74 Josey Wales and the Shootist were great. But how long ago has that been? Posted by: Vic at August 05, 2015 09:12 AM (GpgJl)

Okay, I'm in heretic territory, but here goes. Anybody see John Wick? I have visions of remakes of the great Leone spaghetti westerns, directed by Eastwood, with Keanu as The Man With No Name. Fassbender as The Bad.

Posted by: Agent J at August 05, 2015 09:18 AM (ueOgE)

90 >>L.A. Confidential?

I loved LA Confidential. Had it on VHS! Maybe I should rewatch sometime.

Posted by: Lea at August 05, 2015 09:18 AM (lIU4e)

91 Posted by: Semper In Stercus at August 05, 2015 09:14 AM (BZAd3)

Not true. The Equalizer was well done.

But... in a way... yeah- that's the point. The American version of an action hero has always been a Superhero. Every one of them has "their thing" where they're positively super-human.

That even goes back to the John Wayne/Clint Eastwood days of westerns and war movies. They may have been beat to hell at the end, but no one *normal* could actually survive what they went through.

The ones where they do play normal people are either a) not action movies (despite the war or western setting) or b) the ones where they die (which is always more shocking when it's a Wayne or Eastwood, because we *do* see them as superheros).

The fact that they're more overt now is just a stylistic choice. People have been telling stories about the adventures of superheros since ancient Mesopotamia. See Also: Gilgamesh, Epic of.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 05, 2015 09:18 AM (kff5f)

92 I watched the trailer. It ain't no Sharknado.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at August 05, 2015 09:18 AM (2z4UX)

93 86 Older movie. Heat. w/ Pacino and De Niro. I know some people thought it was slow and long, but I really liked it.
Posted by: Mainah at August 05, 2015 09:17 AM (659DL)

I was 13 when i saw it... loved it then, still love it now.

Posted by: cajun caret at August 05, 2015 09:18 AM (UZQM8)

94 One other movie that is fairly new that I thought was pretty good was The Book of Eli with Denzel Washington. It was released in 2010.

Posted by: Vic at August 05, 2015 09:19 AM (GpgJl)

95 The trailer of the trailer was more exciting.

Posted by: Nutsy the Buzzard at August 05, 2015 09:19 AM (Z3HgI)

96 Gawker released Trump's personal cell phone number.

Trump re-records his voice-mail as a campaign spot.

The only thing he did not do is thank Gawker for their support of his campaign

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2015 09:19 AM (3pRHP)

97 81
The Hurt Locker sucked.



EOD techs running around alone with nothing but a 9mm and a hoodie at night in Baghdad.





Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 05, 2015 09:16 AM (zyIlW)

I didn't like the way they showed them cutting the fool with explosives. Real EOD would NEVER do that,

Posted by: Vic at August 05, 2015 09:20 AM (GpgJl)

98 Which is the lamer adolescent fantasy, superhero movies or leftist politics?

At least the superhero movies tend to promote some pretty solid values...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at August 05, 2015 09:22 AM (2l5vw)

99 if you're looking for a good movie, Truth with Johnny Greenjeans as Dan Rather will be out soon.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 05, 2015 09:22 AM (gu5FS)

100 One other movie that is fairly new that I thought was pretty good was The Book of Eli with Denzel Washington. It was released in 2010.

That one was really good, though I can't say I "enjoyed" it. It was too dark for "enjoyment" to be the correct word. But I did appreciate and like it.

Also, Mila Kunis is kinda hot.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 05, 2015 09:23 AM (kff5f)

101 nood

Posted by: Vic at August 05, 2015 09:23 AM (GpgJl)

102 "cutting the fool with explosives"

:{

Posted by: First-Rate Political Hack at August 05, 2015 09:23 AM (43M2s)

103 They don't make movies for adults anymore. It has been so long since they released a good movie I can't think of what it was,

Posted by: Vic at August 05, 2015 08:40 AM (GpgJl)

The Artist
was a good movie - no violence, pleasant people and a happy ending. Of course, it was a modern silent, so the audience was limited. But you could do a hell of a lot worse.

The trailers for Mission: Impossible and The Man From U.N.C.L.E. actually look interesting, but my problem is that I can't stand being in a movie theater with other people. And since I don't have the money to rent out a theater for the day for myself, I probably won't see either until they hit Netflix, which takes away from the big-screen power of the two.

Last night I watched Gold Diggers Of 1933. It's better than 50% of the junk Hollywood's put out in the last 10 years. Here's gold-digging chorus girl Joan Blondell showing off her assets to sugar daddy Guy Kibbee:

http://goo.gl/JJ9QeP

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2015 09:23 AM (zF6Iw)

104 Which is the lamer adolescent fantasy, superhero movies or leftist politics?

At least the superhero movies tend to promote some pretty solid values...

-
And the chicks are hot whereas in leftist politics . . .

Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 05, 2015 09:24 AM (gu5FS)

105 78 Bah! I haven't been to the movies since vaudeville!
Posted by: Muldoon at August 05, 2015 09:14 AM (NeFrd)

=========
Was that The Night They Raided Minsky's?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 05, 2015 09:28 AM (iQIUe)

106 >>Not true. The Equalizer was well done.

Ooh, you're right. Similar to John Wick, but much better overall. Probably helps that it starred Denzel Washington, since he makes every movie he's in better.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2015 09:29 AM (NOIQH)

107 The Equalizer was fun, but Man On Fire was much better. You really, really enjoy watching Creasy go ape-s**t on those kidnapping scumbags.

Posted by: PabloD at August 05, 2015 09:42 AM (C0+iV)

108 I thought "John Wick"-or as I like to call it, "Keanu Reeves Murders New York City"- was the best action movie I've seen in the last 3-4 years. All the mayhem was expertly choreographed and shot so that the audience could actually follow what was going on, instead of this seizure inducing shaky cam crap

Posted by: UGAdawg at August 05, 2015 09:48 AM (aO1W9)

109 But...but...Daisy...sob...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 05, 2015 09:55 AM (iQIUe)

110 I thought Ex Machina was a worthwhile movie.

Posted by: Haiku Guy at August 05, 2015 10:05 AM (hmj8n)

111 Did anyone else start watching this trailer and think they mixed up the Deadpool trailer with one for a Lance Armstrong biopic?

Posted by: gebrauchshund at August 05, 2015 03:09 PM (N4n2h)

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Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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