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Morning Thread (8-4-2015)
So you're all solidly on Team ¡Jeb! now, right?
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 07:26 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Paleo Guy at August 04, 2015 07:26 AM (PnylF)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 07:27 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Tmitsss at August 04, 2015 07:28 AM (Pa9vP)
Nothing like Cruz and bacon in the morning...
Making Machine-Gun Bacon with Ted Cruz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaZGaJrd3x8
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 04, 2015 07:28 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Paleo Guy at August 04, 2015 07:28 AM (PnylF)
462 to go (535 to Inauguration Day 2017)
Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, mewling mattress myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 07:29 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: freaked at August 04, 2015 07:29 AM (BO/km)
Paleo. Fat on the outside, stupid on the inside
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 07:30 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 04, 2015 07:31 AM (oVJmc)
849
What kind of parent would let their child work on the set of "Girls"? That's some great parenting here.
Posted by: freaked at August 04, 2015 07:21 AM (BO/km)
This type...
http://bit.ly/1ImkMxq
Posted by: golfman at August 04, 2015 07:31 AM (fQAkR)
I know I am.. *hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 04, 2015 07:31 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 07:31 AM (St6BJ)
For your wake-up jolt, a portrait of modern civilization at its best
http://bit.ly/sprized
Posted by: mindful webworker - threat or menace? at August 04, 2015 07:32 AM (4Utw1)
Posted by: Vic at August 04, 2015 07:32 AM (GpgJl)
Somebody get Jeb! big floppy shoes and a red nose.
Posted by: AdamPM at August 04, 2015 07:32 AM (p3ppe)
Posted by: jwest at August 04, 2015 07:33 AM (P/xrJ)
Posted by: freaked at August 04, 2015 07:33 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: Kreplach at August 04, 2015 07:33 AM (JbETL)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 04, 2015 07:33 AM (LImiJ)
Posted by: Petunia at August 04, 2015 07:33 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at August 04, 2015 07:34 AM (HSAmh)
Interesting conversation with the Wait Staff about current events.
Staff is mostly college age to 27 year old females.
Things that I learned ...
1. Bruce Jenner is a fool, and should never have received the bravery award.
2. Hunters contribute more towards the health of lion populations then many people realize.
3. Liberals are crazy, and their worldview is full of contradictions.
Maybe I didn't really ""learn" those things last night. But I sure was told those things by several young women who one would automatically assume to be liberal due to their age/sex/student status.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 07:35 AM (VPLuQ)
What the funk? I'll get right on it...
Posted by: George Clinton at August 04, 2015 07:35 AM (7ObY1)
Was thinking this morning what a miserable task Begonia has; coming over here to shill for Jebba and the RNC. There's not enough turd polish in all of Christendom to put a shine on those nuggets.
Posted by: V the K at August 04, 2015 07:35 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: wooga at August 04, 2015 07:35 AM (/g0pW)
Decided to keep the one I have for the foreseeable future.
Posted by: jwest at August 04, 2015 07:33 AM (P/xrJ)
Offer 10% above book value and just prepare to walk. The salesman will run after you. He needs to move cars off the lot and he'll take whatever profit he can.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 07:35 AM (St6BJ)
*Shakes head*
What the Hell happened last night?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 07:35 AM (SBq74)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 04, 2015 07:36 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 04, 2015 07:37 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: AdamPM at August 04, 2015 07:32 AM (p3ppe)
Boy, aren't you the optimist this early in the morning. I guess you enjoy the numerous ways the Republican Party has screwed you, without lubrication, since taking over the House in 2010 and the Senate in 2014.
Posted by: RickZ at August 04, 2015 07:37 AM (HEtQ3)
At which point he drops out. He has to win one of those three, don't you think? South Carolina might be his best bet, unless Ms. Graham drops out first (in which case Rubio or Walker probably takes it, if polling can be believed).
Posted by: MTF at August 04, 2015 07:38 AM (QvAgz)
Posted by: freaked at August 04, 2015 07:38 AM (BO/km)
There was a fool who hates the base,
and Paleo's his name, o.
P-A-L-E-O,
P-A-L-E-O,
P-A-L-E-O,
and Paleo's his name, o.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 07:38 AM (St6BJ)
https://youtu.be/WriBQBwJo4M
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 04, 2015 07:38 AM (0O7c5)
I remember my feeling of profound relief when GWB took the oath of office. Whatever else he might be, at least we would never find out George was canoodling with interns in the closet. Plus, we had dodged the Gore bullet. The sunset that evening was a still-memorable red, white, and blue. (Might have been the celebratory substances.)
And that was just Clinton leaving. IF we can remove the Jug-Eared Communist from the White House, I hope I would be so much more thankful. Hard to imagine from here.
Sheesh. I've bummed myself out already. Coffee! Stat!
Posted by: mindful webworker - threat or menace? at August 04, 2015 07:38 AM (4Utw1)
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at August 04, 2015 07:39 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: AdamPM at August 04, 2015 07:32 AM (p3ppe)
They are NOT stupid. They are collaborationist.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 07:39 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2015 07:39 AM (ijjnr)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 04, 2015 07:36 AM (0O7c5)
We watched Expendables 3 last night...
There was a sincere, non-comedic moment in the movie where Benghazi was mentioned. I was stunned. It was an acknowledgement that there were men (aka patriots) that tried to help. You rarely see this.
Fun blow up movie. Lots of subtle "inside" jokes.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 04, 2015 07:40 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 07:41 AM (x3GpS)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 07:41 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 07:35 AM (St6BJ)
With a home office, I only drove 4000 miles over the last 18 months. It would be nice to switch to all wheel drive, but I've got other vehicles to use in the winter.
Dealerships need to change their business models to make them less aggravating.
Posted by: jwest at August 04, 2015 07:42 AM (P/xrJ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 07:42 AM (SBq74)
"Mosby says homicide commission is a waste of money"
You got that right. #BlackLivesDon'tMatterInBaltimore
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at August 04, 2015 07:42 AM (VcOqI)
I'm surprised. That meme was so last month. Haven't we moved on to defacing dentists' offices or something?
Posted by: mindful webworker - threat or menace? at August 04, 2015 07:42 AM (4Utw1)
took the oath of office. Whatever else he might be, at least we would
never find out George was canoodling with interns in the closet. Plus,
we had dodged the Gore bullet. The sunset that evening was a
still-memorable red, white, and blue. (Might have been the celebratory
substances.)
And that was just Clinton leaving. IF we can remove the Jug-Eared
Communist from the White House, I hope I would be so much more thankful.
Hard to imagine from here.
Sheesh. I've bummed myself out already. Coffee! Stat!
Posted by: mindful webworker - threat or menace? at August 04, 2015 07:38 AM (4Utw1)
i took my four kids to dc and we stood in the mud in the freezing rain and we cheered....well....i cheered....they cried....it was cold.....miserably cold...brutal but we were there.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 04, 2015 07:43 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 07:35 AM
________
I was recently informed by a 19-year-old girl that no one should expect to live (let alone support a family) on a minimum-wage job.
Posted by: FireHorse at August 04, 2015 07:43 AM (2gwcc)
Quislings......
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 07:42 AM (SBq74)
Vichy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 07:44 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at August 04, 2015 07:44 AM (VcOqI)
"Mosby says homicide commission is a waste of money"
No wonder they have so many homicides in Baltimore, they're working on commission!
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 04, 2015 07:44 AM (oVJmc)
Another hot, sunny, humid day...I hate it.
Lots of flooding in FL. I think they have more rain for today.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2015 07:44 AM (iQIUe)
Seems clear to me that the "Republican" strategy is to vie with the
Democrats over who can field the worst array of candidates possible.
That
pathetic showing last night convinces me "our" politicians are the ones
who would see no problem (and would probably be most comfortable)
with enacting Harrison Bergeron-type laws.
How many "handicaps" would a normal person have to carry to be like them?
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 04, 2015 07:45 AM (0atQl)
It's almost stereotypical like.
Or a guilty conscience.
Nah. He's a Democrat. They have no steenking conscience.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 07:45 AM (x3GpS)
The goggles, they do nothing !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 04, 2015 07:46 AM (go6ud)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 07:46 AM (SBq74)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at August 04, 2015 07:46 AM (HSAmh)
On this day in 1961, Planned Parenthood let a big one get away.
Birthday greetings to SCOAMF. May you live long enough to see America restored, from the comfort of Leavenworth.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 07:46 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 04, 2015 07:46 AM (ZQfW9)
Lots of flooding in FL. I think they have more rain for today.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2015 07:44 AM
Raining here in Eastern MA right now. Also thunder, lightning....
Was nearly 80 and humid at 6:45. Like a midwinter night in FL.
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 04, 2015 07:47 AM (0atQl)
(Not the flags themselves, but that they're seemingly always displayed upside down. I mean, whatever statement is being made with the flag ought to be done properly, no?)
Posted by: FireHorse at August 04, 2015 07:47 AM (2gwcc)
I know there were some storms around MIA this past week. Feel bad, haven't been paying attention.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 07:47 AM (SBq74)
Then I send the salesguy an email with an offer on each contingent on an inspection (or a no questions asked return policy for a month). I give them 2 weeks. I have never had a dealer not agree to at least one of my offers - usually several.
Oddly, I get better prices on used cars from new car dealers, than little guys.
Posted by: Jean at August 04, 2015 07:47 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 07:45 AM (x3GpS)
They don't need no steenking conscience.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 04, 2015 07:48 AM (DiZBp)
(Not the flags themselves, but that they're seemingly always displayed upside down. I mean, whatever statement is being made with the flag ought to be done properly, no?)
Posted by: FireHorse at August 04, 2015 07:47 AM (2gwcc)
Isn't the design a visual palindrome?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 07:48 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 04, 2015 07:48 AM (DiZBp)
"Conscience?! What's this 'conscience' thing you keep saying?!!"
- - Terry Malloy
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 07:49 AM (St6BJ)
Birthday greetings to SCOAMF. May you live long enough to see America restored, from the comfort of Leavenworth.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 07:46 AM (St6BJ)
Is today a national holiday. North Korea style, where we're all to show our public adoration of Prezzy Historic?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 04, 2015 07:50 AM (DiZBp)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 07:50 AM (SBq74)
Posted by: Jean at August 04, 2015 07:50 AM (ztOda)
The whole Establishment (and I have H U G E antipathy for that puffball, serial-loser Rove) is anti-American.
And. Just. Weird.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/nq8xt65
http://preview.tinyurl.com/o93xphj
http://preview.tinyurl.com/onfreus
Dude, she's just not that into you.
Posted by: Dream Team Guy at August 04, 2015 07:50 AM (PnylF)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 07:48 AM
________
Not quite. It's the way the stars point.
Posted by: FireHorse at August 04, 2015 07:51 AM (2gwcc)
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at August 04, 2015 07:51 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 07:51 AM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Jean at August 04, 2015 07:51 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2015 07:52 AM (ijjnr)
Posted by: jwest at August 04, 2015 07:42 AM (P/xrJ)
Autotrader. There you can shop without being accosted right away.
Posted by: golfman at August 04, 2015 07:52 AM (fQAkR)
Tapper Slams White House for Not Watching Planned Parenthood Videos
http://bit.ly/1P1Ok8b
hear no evil, see no evil...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 04, 2015 07:52 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 07:52 AM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 07:52 AM (SBq74)
Posted by: FireHorse at August 04, 2015 07:51 AM (2gwcc)
Ach, so . . . !
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 07:52 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: freaked at August 04, 2015 07:53 AM (BO/km)
Powerline has the whole quote
Posted by: MTF at August 04, 2015 07:53 AM (QvAgz)
Posted by: WOPR at August 04, 2015 07:53 AM (nRvEn)
Posted by: Weasel at August 04, 2015 07:53 AM (ijjnr)
My wife pointed out the fact that I've never bought a car for myself after a rational, reasoned search in my life.
Every car I had was always an impulse decision in response to some event.
Posted by: jwest at August 04, 2015 07:54 AM (P/xrJ)
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at August 04, 2015 07:54 AM (VcOqI)
Like wear you're painting clothes.
The salesmen will usually leave you alone as they figure you're just window shopping.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 07:54 AM (x3GpS)
People claim that skinheads have made it into a racist symbol of hate.
I explain that it has been culturally re-appropriated back to a reflection of pride, not hate.
And usually they say something like "You can do that?".
And I tell them that America is a country where we can make anything into anything we want.
Usually it gets their brains twisted into knots, and they fall over.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 07:54 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 07:52 AM
Not exactly "a man, a plan, a canal, Panama" is it?
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 04, 2015 07:55 AM (0atQl)
General Mills, Nestle, Staples, Adidas and Mars were among the 365 businesses
Speaking of Vichy. The way corporations rush to support this shit, makes me wish I never had to buy anything again
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 04, 2015 07:55 AM (DiZBp)
The Game of Thrones editor who was mauled to death inside her car by a lioness no doubt would have agreed with that assessment.
Posted by: Kenway at August 04, 2015 07:55 AM (/25gg)
Speaker Boehner: I agree. Schedule another defund Obamacare vote and schedule my hair styling appointment.
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at August 04, 2015 07:56 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 04, 2015 07:57 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 07:57 AM (x3GpS)
Anyone know where this meme, Get Into the Sea/Get into the fkn sea, comes from?
I'm afraid if I ask the people who use it they will just tell me, Get Into the Sea.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2015 07:57 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: MrScribbler at August 04, 2015 07:55 AM (0atQl)
A man, a plan, an ass-rape, Obamacare.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 07:58 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at August 04, 2015 07:58 AM (VcOqI)
They are serious. Serious about making a buck off the destruction of the nation. That's the problem.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 07:59 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2015 07:59 AM (i96Kk)
Posted by: FireHorse at August 04, 2015 07:43 AM (2gwcc)
My daughter wrote a rant about how no one flipping burgers should expect to make a living wage. Especially when that living wage is higher than what you get for the degree you are studying for. This is while she had a job flipping burgers.
I stand by my plan that colleges should be forced to index tuition based on the minimum wage.
Posted by: WOPR at August 04, 2015 07:59 AM (nRvEn)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 04, 2015 07:59 AM (k5eO3)
If the GOPe were serious......they wouldn't be the GOPe.
The unseriousness is a key ingredient to what makes them light, fluffy, and insubstantial.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 07:59 AM (VPLuQ)
Very nicely written. For a college debate.
For the mile wide, half inch deep Siiiiimbaaa! crowd,
the only reply is FYNQ.
And even that is too wordy for them to comprehend.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 08:00 AM (P8HwW)
http://bit.ly/1P1Ok8b
hear no evil, see no evil...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 04, 2015 07:52 AM (qCMvj)
Prezzy Infanticide won't look or comment even if they were chopping up 3 year olds.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 04, 2015 08:00 AM (DiZBp)
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at August 04, 2015 07:54 AM (VcOqI)
She was on Levin yesterday or Friday.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 08:00 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 08:01 AM (SBq74)
All those years of education, grooming, office holding, inside politics and breeding were on display last night. I AM THE CHOSEN ONE! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vote Jeb!2016.....because I was born your better and you know it.
Posted by: Jeb Bush at August 04, 2015 08:01 AM (D0NZx)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 08:02 AM (x3GpS)
The CBF is based on St. Andrew's Cross. You'll remember that was the shape of the cross on which he was crucified, in Patras.
(See Flag of Scotland.)
Pro-tip for Christian parents: New St. Andrews College, in Moscow, ID, is a great school, and reasonably-priced.
Posted by: St. Andrew Guy at August 04, 2015 08:02 AM (PnylF)
I stand by my plan that colleges should be forced to index tuition based on the minimum wage.
Posted by: WOPR at August 04, 2015 07:59 AM (nRvEn)
Funny how the SJWs never have their 2 minutes of hate over the skyrocketing costs of
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 04, 2015 08:02 AM (DiZBp)
Slaves of New York - A Supremes Morning
https://goo.gl/j0JFcu
I would look out the window and shout, STFU!
Last think NYC needs is more noise.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2015 08:03 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: WOPR at August 04, 2015 07:53 AM (nRvEn)
I don't understand why they didn't play the nuclear option the way the Dems did.
Posted by: Vic at August 04, 2015 08:03 AM (GpgJl)
Yesterday Ted Nugent was interviewed on a local station and the interviewer asked about Cecil the lion and Teds view. Ted said he had been asked often and always said he would answer if the interviewer could tell him the identities of the Marines killed in Chatanooga. So far they have only been able to tell him how many Marines wee shot. He said that although they probably don't know where Zimbabwe is, they care more about a lion than Marines who were murdered in their own country.
Posted by: Chilling the most at August 04, 2015 08:03 AM (zW5rQ)
Vote Jeb!2016.....because I was born your better and you know it.
Posted by: Jeb Bush at August 04, 2015 08:01 AM (D0NZx)
----------------------------
Not so fast there Bush boy.. *hic*
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 04, 2015 08:03 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 08:04 AM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 08:04 AM (x3GpS)
http://tinyurl.com/qbwp8sv
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2015 08:05 AM (OSs/l)
Pick up your green card on the way out.
Posted by: Fritz at August 04, 2015 08:06 AM (UzPAd)
To hell.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 08:04 AM (x3GpS)
The turtles at the bottom are Florida Gopher Tortoises. Damn things are a nuisance that could only have been spawned from the pits of hell. Not only are they a burrowing turtle that can undermine your foundation, but doing anything to interfere with them digging up your yard all the time is a federal offense because they're "endangered".
So glad I live in Texas now.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 04, 2015 08:06 AM (J+mig)
"they care more about a lion than Marines who were murdered in their own country."
Trump / Nugent 2016!
Posted by: freaked at August 04, 2015 08:06 AM (BO/km)
(c/o Pistol Pete on PoliNation, c/o Earl of Taint)
http://bit.ly/kenyan-bc
Hill / Jeb 2016 Uniparty posters
(a webwork from a while back)
http://bit.ly/Hill-Jeb-16
Posted by: mindful webworker - linker of links at August 04, 2015 08:06 AM (4Utw1)
Cruz/Nugent '16
Ted to the Ted-th power!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 08:06 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2015 08:06 AM (OSs/l)
Posted by: Vic at August 04, 2015 08:03 AM
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
That's a rhetorical statement, right? Because nothing says feckless, invertebrate parasite like GOP.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 04, 2015 08:07 AM (i0ykY)
In all seriousness, Nugent would be a great Secretary of the Interior.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 08:07 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 04, 2015 08:07 AM (i96Kk)
Posted by: freaked at August 04, 2015 08:07 AM (BO/km)
Slice, shovel, shut up.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 08:08 AM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Vic at August 04, 2015 08:08 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 04, 2015 08:09 AM (OSs/l)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 04, 2015 08:06 AM (J+mig)
So, Mitch McConnell.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 08:09 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 04, 2015 08:02 AM (DiZBp)
Oh, there are protests. But their solution is to make it "free." If they happen to suggest that tuition be lowered or frozen, the SJW's in charge ignore them. They aren't going to give up their filthy lucre.
Posted by: WOPR at August 04, 2015 08:10 AM (nRvEn)
Posted by: Chilling the most at August 04, 2015 08:10 AM (zW5rQ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 08:11 AM (VPLuQ)
Deep thinkers obviously.
Posted by: Kenway at August 04, 2015 08:11 AM (/25gg)
Posted by: burt at August 04, 2015 08:11 AM (ls8AU)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 08:11 AM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Vic at August 04, 2015 08:08 AM (GpgJl)
As it so happens, the missus and I are vacationing in Michigan's Upper Peninsula and are staying in Vic's Cabins fir several days. You should franchise these, Vic! Clean, comfortable, inexpensive -- the motor court of yesteryear brought into present day.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 04, 2015 08:11 AM (k5eO3)
14 No Trump---Grading the Candidates
by Roger L Simon
pjmedia
http://bit.ly/1SHpOPf
he links the full video of the debate as well
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 04, 2015 08:12 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Vic at August 04, 2015 08:03 AM (GpgJl)
As Matt Walsh and everyone who pays attention knows, they just want the talking point. They don't want to do anything because the Donor Class support abortion.
Posted by: WOPR at August 04, 2015 08:12 AM (nRvEn)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Beat me to it.
Trump / Palin 2016, T. Nugent, Sec of Interior
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 08:12 AM (P8HwW)
Posted by: Vic at August 04, 2015 08:03 AM (GpgJl)
It's pretty easy to understand. They don't care about killing babies and selling the parts.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 04, 2015 08:13 AM (Dj0WE)
That was when they called Presidents 'incurious.'
When it was Bush, I mean.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 04, 2015 08:14 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 08:14 AM (x3GpS)
Within two years, our State Forests would look fabulous.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 08:14 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 08:15 AM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 08:11 AM (VPLuQ)
You just want to see my ass, sexist!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 08:15 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 08:16 AM (x3GpS)
Within two years, our State Forests would look fabulous.
All twinkly & sparkly.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 08:16 AM (P8HwW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 08:16 AM (St6BJ)
The only rockers Lindsey would like to sit on is Freddie Mercury or Elton John.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 04, 2015 08:17 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 08:17 AM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 08:15 AM (x3GpS)
It'll give Vic something to aim at from his porch. Spitballs, I mean.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 08:17 AM (St6BJ)
Who gets to travel and play more basketball, you or the Washington Generals?
Posted by: The GOPe at August 04, 2015 08:18 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 08:18 AM (SBq74)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 08:18 AM (x3GpS)
Posted by: MTF at August 04, 2015 08:18 AM (QvAgz)
I can still see Lindsey Graham as Sec. of the Interior.<<<
I dunno, Lindsey was getting mighty aggressive about putting stompy boots on the ground. Secretary of Defense may be his calling.
Posted by: Fritz at August 04, 2015 08:19 AM (UzPAd)
"Things to keep in mind: Is what I am saying true, and is it loving? What is my motivation? Will it help anyone? Will this reflect the character of Jesus?"
Going through this checklist before posting a comment helps, because, by the time you've gone through the list and self-edited your thought and checked the list again... the conversation has moved on.
Posted by: mindful webworker - smile and say nothing at August 04, 2015 08:19 AM (4Utw1)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 08:20 AM (x3GpS)
Thanks for sharing that. It's encouraging
Posted by: Chico Escuela at August 04, 2015 08:20 AM (a7Dd7)
Posted by: V the K at August 04, 2015 08:20 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 08:21 AM (x3GpS)
Didn't see, but, a 30 second beat down of epic proportions from what I hear.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 08:21 AM (SBq74)
Posted by: Fritz at August 04, 2015 08:19 AM (UzPAd)
He's a doofus on military affairs. His position on Libya alone d.q. his ass from the DoD. A fool, like his puppet master McStains.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 08:22 AM (St6BJ)
Crowds get upset when everything's over before they even sit down.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 08:23 AM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 08:23 AM (SBq74)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 08:23 AM (x3GpS)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 08:24 AM (St6BJ)
I viewed the "new" ghostbusters from the putative "new franchise" on the sidebar.
Sink faster than a stone, it will...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 04, 2015 08:25 AM (k5eO3)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 04, 2015 08:25 AM (kivUY)
Look, the worst thing about Jeb is, sadly, his name. Call him a RINO or whatever, but he jumped in tonight to say that our enemies were in a war against Western civilization. Can you imagine Obama, Hillary or any Democrat saying anything like that? He's also got a fine record from Florida. Regarding Common Core, he seems to have reformed. Those who say they would stay home if he's nominated are themselves at war with Western Civ
Posted by: V the K at August 04, 2015 08:26 AM (O7MnT)
Wow, he's got a Grahmnesty boner.
Posted by: V the K at August 04, 2015 08:20 AM (O7MnT)
I thought this was an interesting comment:
If there's someone Trump shouldn't want to tussle with, it's Carson. The doctor might quietly take Donald apart. Grade: A- to B+.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 04, 2015 08:26 AM (qCMvj)
Posing with few children. Picture's too dark and badly composed.
Very Amateurish which I would bet is a preview of the movie.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 08:26 AM (x3GpS)
MMA female fighter. Whooped up on a Brazilian chick this past weekend so fast you'd have missed it if you sneezed and wiped your nose.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 08:26 AM (SBq74)
Anyone know where this meme, Get Into the Sea/Get into the fkn sea, comes from?
I'm afraid if I ask the people who use it they will just tell me, Get Into the Sea.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 04, 2015 07:57 AM (iQIUe)
Used when something is so stupid it is causing devolution. (That a word?)
Morning horde
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 04, 2015 08:27 AM (krrhg)
But I'm still usin' them for the next few days!
Posted by: jon stewart at August 04, 2015 08:27 AM (kivUY)
I suspect Carson's is like a mud puddle. It's looks deeper than it is. He's smart but like a lot of smart guys he's not smart smart.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 08:27 AM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 08:28 AM (VPLuQ)
Oh. My. Gawd.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 08:28 AM (SBq74)
Posted by: Jean at August 04, 2015 08:28 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 04, 2015 08:28 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: V the K at August 04, 2015 08:29 AM (O7MnT)
180 "Those who say they would stay home if he's nominated are themselves at war with Western Civ"
Oh. My. Gawd.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 08:28 AM (SBq74)
Yeah, Simon can cheerfully KMA
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 04, 2015 08:29 AM (k5eO3)
MMA female fighter. Whooped up on a Brazilian chick this past weekend so fast you'd have missed it if you sneezed and wiped your nose.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 08:26 AM (SBq74)
Cool. Was hoping she was a radio host or pundit who beat up on Planned FinalSolutionHood stooge. Anyway, MMA's not really my thing but I appreciate it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 08:29 AM (St6BJ)
Dr. Carson, do you have a CHL? No? F-.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 08:29 AM (P8HwW)
Posted by: Roger Simon at August 04, 2015 08:29 AM (/25gg)
I'll always remember...
Dad got the fight tuned in on the radio. He went to the kitchen for something. By the time he came back, Ali had won.
Dad was not happy.
Posted by: mindful webworker - float like an anvil, sting like a marshmallow at August 04, 2015 08:29 AM (4Utw1)
The third paragraph is the kicker.
http://tinyurl.com/o93cd5v
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 04, 2015 08:30 AM (vg8iE)
His ability to recognize zingers, and deal with them on the fly is improving exponentially.
But his stage presence just doesn't do his mind justice.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 08:30 AM (VPLuQ)
The only woman Bill Cosby couldn't knock out.
Posted by: V the K at August 04, 2015 08:29 AM (O7MnT)
Vodka+chlorylhydrate > MMA
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 08:31 AM (St6BJ)
It's log rolling and nepotism all the way down:
http://www.politico.com/story/2015/08/chuck-schumer-amy-schumer-gun-control-120934.html
That's right, Amy Schumer is Chuckie Schumer's cuz.
Now I regret seeing "Trainwreck".
The upside?
Since AS is appearing with CS for political crapola-
maybe Chuck Schumer will do a bunch of anal sex jokes on Amy Schumer's show-
probably about how he handled Rubio on the amnesty bill.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 04, 2015 08:31 AM (KUa85)
It was actually cooler outside at 72 degrees this AM than indoors...
Hmm.
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 04, 2015 08:31 AM (C9pBZ)
"Those who say they would stay home if he's nominated are themselves at war with Western Civ"
Oh. My. Gawd.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 08:28 AM (SBq74)
Third party is an option. No law says a Democrat or Republican has to win, you know. It's been done before. When the Whigs got stupid and too cowardly to confront the major issues of the day, a funny looking man in a tall hat and his buddies just pulled a name out of the history book and ran with it. A few years later, they were a national force, and he's on the $5.00 bill now...
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 04, 2015 08:32 AM (J+mig)
Down by the schoolyard!
See you, me and Paleo
Down by the schoolyard!
Me and Paleo down by the schoolyard!
Posted by: paul simon switches parties at August 04, 2015 08:33 AM (kivUY)
When they can predict accurately the weather in a particular area weeks in advance, then and only then can they tell me they know what causes warming or changes in climate.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 08:34 AM (x3GpS)
THIS is the killer-diller. While we are looking at a dead lion carcass, SCOAMF is on the verge of literally deconstructing the physical infrastructure of our nation and crushing our lives.
Where's Orangeglo? Where's McTurtle? CIVIL WAR.
Or at least civil disobedience on the statewide level to this. It should be.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 08:35 AM (St6BJ)
Didn't see, but, a 30 second beat down of epic proportions from what I hear.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 08:21 AM (SBq74)
Most of her fights are quick.
She's an Olympian in Judo and if you give her even the slightest opening, she'll have you locked up in an arm bar-
and that is that.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 04, 2015 08:35 AM (KUa85)
Regarding Jeb!, his answer on what to do with ISIS was nothing more than what the current administration is doing, which is obviously not enough by a long shot. And Lindsey Grahamnesty--almost every time a defense related question comes up, he invokes John McCain's name. I'm starting to think they are having an affair. Just because they've never been seen in coitus, doesn't mean they aren't bumping uglies.
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at August 04, 2015 08:35 AM (h+rml)
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at August 04, 2015 08:36 AM (HSAmh)
A cow-orker did that in '83 or '84 for the Spinks fight.
Bought the tickets, drove from Galveston to the Houston Astrodome for old school PPV. Got inside, fight started. No big deal. Still first round.
Was still in line for beer when the knockout occurred at 91 seconds.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 08:36 AM (P8HwW)
Posted by: Fritz at August 04, 2015 08:36 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 04, 2015 08:30 AM (vg8iE)
I only see one comment at the article, and it's a sane rebuttal of the nonsense in the article.
Posted by: RickZ at August 04, 2015 08:36 AM (HEtQ3)
I say cut them off at the knees and let them bleed to death.
/*the previous statement is purely hyperbole and not to be meant to be taken literally*/
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 08:37 AM (x3GpS)
Discuss...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at August 04, 2015 08:37 AM (UQGss)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at August 04, 2015 08:37 AM (1BQGO)
Yeah, the whole clash of civilizations rhetoric is pretty wonderful, and I've been calling the Left "the usual crowd that hates everything about Western Civilization" for years... but JEB will not win the general election. Any Democrat will beat him, and whether or not there's a third party candidate in the race.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at August 04, 2015 08:38 AM (J+mig)
Win first. Save the stage management for slow decline.
Posted by: first things first at August 04, 2015 08:38 AM (rnH8X)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 04, 2015 08:38 AM (0O7c5)
FIFY. Discovered that the "forecasting" for popup storms and showers is pretty much non existent, and that weather systems can really move quickly across open country - far faster than the local models indicate.
But hey, globull whatever.
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 04, 2015 08:38 AM (C9pBZ)
Vanity plates on the Lamborghini
h/t Moonbattery
http://bit.ly/pp-lamb
Posted by: mindful webworker - grimace not smile at August 04, 2015 08:39 AM (4Utw1)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 08:39 AM (x3GpS)
I still hold that Rubio will win the nominee sans some catastrophe.
I found it interesting, what was said in that Real Clear Politics link I posted above (that I shamelessly stole from HotAir like the Ace that I am):
Meanwhile, what damage is Trump doing to the party now? Republicans had hopes that a primary field starring Jeb Bush, Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz would present a new face to the Latino community, and help boost their share of Latino vote to where it was when George W. Bush became the only Republican nominee to win the popular vote since 1988.
Trump's antics have overshadowed the field and killed that dream. A recent Univision poll finds only 16 percent of Latinos identify as Republican, even though 32 percent consider themselves conservative -- similar to the electorate as a whole. Latinos aren't turning from the GOP because they're so liberal, but because of immigration rhetoric like Trump's.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 04, 2015 08:39 AM (qCMvj)
No, asshole, that's ten years YOU don't have on your miserable life. The world itself has, well, all the time in the world.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 04, 2015 08:40 AM (vg8iE)
send positive thoughts for rain, imagine moisture, drizzle and send the good energy her way.
I'll send her moisture. (Ignore the yellow tint)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 08:40 AM (P8HwW)
Posted by: anon a mouse at August 04, 2015 08:41 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 04, 2015 08:42 AM (oVJmc)
A few guys told him they'd split the cost with him, and I was invited over gratis.
I got there with a six pack, fight was over before i finished first beer. Before anyone else even shows up. I felt so bad for the guy, I gave him half the PPV cost.
Posted by: Chi at August 04, 2015 08:42 AM (T0/UE)
That's just contrast dye, to ensure complete coverage.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 08:42 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 08:42 AM (x3GpS)
Macho culture, will vote for perceived strength.
Posted by: @votermom at August 04, 2015 08:43 AM (cbfNE)
Didn't see, but, a 30 second beat down of epic proportions from what I hear.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 08:21 AM (SBq74)
Most of her fights are quick.
She's an Olympian in Judo and if you give her even the slightest opening, she'll have you locked up in an arm bar-
and that is that.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 04, 2015 08:35 AM (KUa85)
She was one of the new editions to the team in The Expendables 3 that we watched last night.
She did well if this was her first time acting. As far as Action Hero? She did great. Lots of her great moves.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 04, 2015 08:43 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 08:45 AM (kff5f)
I wonder whether that "conservative" Latino population is simply religiously conservative and not politically conservative.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 04, 2015 08:45 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 08:45 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 08:45 AM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Smart Hippy at August 04, 2015 08:45 AM (/25gg)
send positive thoughts for rain, imagine moisture, drizzle and send the good energy her way. "
Our community is blessed with one of those "NextDoor" social websites.
You can not imagine the number of times I see comments in the same vein being posted.
I'm like "WTF are positive thoughts going to do to help your overgrown yard full of dog shit. And WTF is a Nanny Share?"
It's like "The Real Housewives of ...", just without the deep intellectual thinking that I am accustomed to seeing on the show.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 08:46 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 08:46 AM (x3GpS)
She is getting ready to play herself in the filming of her autobiography.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 08:46 AM (SBq74)
I wonder whether that "conservative" Latino population is simply religiously conservative and not politically conservative.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 04, 2015 08:45 AM (Zu3d9)
Dunno, but I found it hilarious that they clumped Jeb! with Cruz and Rubio as being in the "latino" club.
Is this like Clinton saying he's the first black president?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 04, 2015 08:46 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 04, 2015 08:47 AM (Zu3d9)
My liberalest brother has gone full commie (well, full socialist- he supports Sanders). He's also so completely politically ignorant/illiterate that he didn't realize that Trump is very socially liberal.
Yet he thinks I'm the one who is uninformed/uneducated about "what people really believe."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 08:47 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 04, 2015 08:48 AM (FhT/k)
Rousey to Bethe
'I said the exact same thing she was saying to me at weigh-ins,' said Rousey. 'You know, she was screaming in my face at weigh-ins. She was saying, 'Don't cry.' So I turned around to her after I knocked her out and I said, 'Don't cry.'
Obligatory pic...
http://tinyurl.com/nrpwyky
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 04, 2015 08:48 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2015 08:48 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at August 04, 2015 08:49 AM (1BQGO)
When you build in the woods, expect damage from the trees.
When you build on a flood plain, expect damage from the water.
When you build on the beach, expect damage from the ocean.
See how easy that is?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 08:49 AM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 08:49 AM (SBq74)
I bet Jeb! doesn't even realize the trap into which he's falling. Which is pathetic, but not particularly surprising.
Here's a hint, Jeb!: they know you're not "latino." They're going to let you play one on TV for a little bit. Then when/if you get the nomination, they're going to slam you for "cultural appropriation" and racism ("how dare that white man claim to know what it's like to be Latino!!!").
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 08:50 AM (kff5f)
She is getting ready to play herself in the filming of her autobiography.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 08:46 AM (SBq74)
Oh, nice. I'll watch it.
She also did well in handling guns in the movie -- something not everyone can pull off (acting).
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 04, 2015 08:50 AM (qCMvj)
You forgot the sandpaper condom...It's itchy!
Posted by: AdamPM at August 04, 2015 07:32 AM (p3ppe)
Boy, aren't you the optimist this early in the morning. I guess you
enjoy the numerous ways the Republican Party has screwed you, without
lubrication, since taking over the House in 2010 and the Senate in 2014.
Posted by: RickZ at August 04, 2015 07:37 AM (HEtQ3)
Posted by: AdamPM at August 04, 2015 08:50 AM (p3ppe)
It's pretty easy. Your environment will come and get you at some point. Limiting the degree is the really the best one can hope for.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 04, 2015 08:51 AM (SBq74)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 04, 2015 08:48 AM (FhT/k)
We're losing, and I haven't convinced everyone to go Scorched Earth yet.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 08:51 AM (kff5f)
Looks like someone punched her sternum,
And her
I'll be glad to help repack them though.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 08:51 AM (VPLuQ)
The worst thing about !Jeb is that he gave a fucking medal to the corrupt, lying, murderous ratbag Hillary Clinton! Simon can go gargle my balls.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 04, 2015 08:52 AM (zF6Iw)
Because they're not like those stupid, flat-earther types who pray to a sky god for good things to happen, amiright?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2015 08:52 AM (NOIQH)
My twitter replies:
Fauxcahontas: Back in the 1890s & 1950s it was wrong to sell baby parts but now it's ok coz #DemProgress!
If you like chopping up babies and selling them for parts #ThankaDem!
- Liz Warren
#PPSellsBabyParts
You didn't make that baby. Its parts belong to the collective.
-Liz Warren 2016
#PPSellsBabyParts
Posted by: @votermom at August 04, 2015 08:53 AM (cbfNE)
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Oh, my. I joined my neighborhood one a week or so ago.
Just. Damn. The amount of stoopid some of these bored housewives spew is mind boggling.
I especially enjoy the thread of comments about the city truck that drives through the streets spraying for mosquitoes.
Some of these twits actually think that by putting a little red flag that they got from the city on the I lawn, they're saving the environment.
Apparently, the gut I supposed to turn off the sprayed as he drives by your 50 ft wid lot, and that saves you and your kids from dangerous chemicals.
Posted by: Chi at August 04, 2015 08:54 AM (T0/UE)
When you realize that Roger Simon used to be a hippie radical, it's easy to understand his cheerleading for the sell-outs.
Then again, David Horowitz was a red diaper baby and I would wager is not a fan of Goober or the other RINO's.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2015 08:55 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 08:55 AM (x3GpS)
"Obama's always said picking Biden as VP was the best decision he's ever made...something something something...Biden has earned the right to take his time in deciding to run."
I've always wondered if Obama hired such bad spokesmen because he doesn't know any better or if it's more of a big FU to the press, as in "Good luck getting any questions answered by this incompetent boob, you guys!"
Posted by: Lizzy at August 04, 2015 08:57 AM (NOIQH)
-
I remember the heady days of euphoria when Carter was elected some talking head said the Civil War was finally over. Actually we're refighting it now.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at August 04, 2015 08:58 AM (ee9LE)
Posted by: t-bird at August 04, 2015 08:58 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Chi at August 04, 2015 08:54 AM (T0/UE)
Oscillating fans and vinegar should ward off those nasty chems.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 04, 2015 08:59 AM (fWAjv)
You can not imagine the number of times I see comments in the same vein being posted.
I'm like "WTF are positive thoughts going to do to help your overgrown yard full of dog shit. And WTF is a Nanny Share?"
It's like "The Real Housewives of ...", just without the deep intellectual thinking that I am accustomed to seeing on the show.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 08:46 AM (VPLuQ)
Ditto. It seems we've had an explosion of lost dogs / cats since NextDoor went up for our neighborhood. Three and four of them a day. Also found out my neighbor's wife (heretofore quiet and on waving / headnod / vacation watch terms) is a raving moonbat.
A poster asked how to report potential deed restriction violations to the HOA as the house next door to him was a rental and was being used by multiple families. Every reply but one gave useful and helpful info on what to do / who to contact.
She replied that she was grievously offended by the question as many families can't afford a nice house by themselves and that house sharing may be the only way some families can live in a nice neighborhood. A deed-restricted, single family housing, nice neighborhood like ours. SMH
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 04, 2015 09:00 AM (JO9+V)
O_o
That may be the 3rd stupidest thing I've ever heard.
First off- the reason they're spraying for mosquitoes is because the pests are carriers of diseases which can *kill you.* Even if the chemical were bad for you, "health problems" still indicate that you are, get this, alive.
Dos- the truck driver probably doesn't even see your stupid red flag, and he certainly doesn't have time to turn off the spray and turn it back on special for your house.
Drie- Even if the truck driver *could* turn off the spray for your special-snowflake-ness, because of point 1 that would be *bad.* Those mosquitoes are not going to stay in your yard, you dolt, they're going to fly everywhere - potentially spreading disease across a fairly wide range.
Idiots.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 09:00 AM (kff5f)
Just. Damn. The amount of stoopid some of these bored housewives spew is mind boggling. "
Ye, welcome to the world of "NextDoor"
Where open and honest discussion is banned because it stresses out people.
I used to actually respond to questions about things like County Code, parking, trash collections schedule, and so on.
Then I realized that just like in real life, these people are intellectually non-inquisitive, and lazy.
They refuse to buy their own tools.
They refuse to raise their own children
They refuse to pick up their own dog shit
They bitch when people remove valuables from inside their unlocked cars overnight.
They expect cars to dodge their children playing in the streets.
It's each and every one of their individual worlds.
The rest of us just live in it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 09:01 AM (VPLuQ)
We can just assume the comments re: moonbattary, but I must say this.
F*ck HOAs with a barbed-wire wrapped pineapple.
That is all.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 09:02 AM (kff5f)
Or thoughts from your Facebook friends (scientific method).
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at August 04, 2015 09:03 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: @votermom at August 04, 2015 09:03 AM (cbfNE)
Please tell the Horde the B'Gal and I are fine and I still cannot comment. Sent all the relevant info to Maet and Andy and am awaiting my release from Teh Barrel.
#twoweeks
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 09:04 AM (kff5f)
Dude...
We must be neighbors!
I suggested to one woman that they put up "No Mosquito" signs on the perimeter of their property.
Should keep the little blood suckers away, right?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 09:04 AM (VPLuQ)
He (or his handlers) are not stupid. Everything they've done has had a (sometimes) hidden (as yet) agenda and it was clearly stated by him when he ran for office.
Like all good con artists, what he said could have been taken any number of ways and most everyone took them to mean positive things. (except for some on the right)
Those people were wrong and many of them have yet to even recognize that they were wrong because they're idea of what this country is and should be differs drastically from what you or I do.
What will become increasingly clear even to those who are still unclear is that all that was done and all the resulting "change" has been for the worse and that living in this country is about to become more than just difficult and contentious. It's about to become lethal.
The Fed will time the inflation increase to take place once the new President takes office. They will barely have time to get their cabinet approved by Congress and we will be in deep deep kim chi.
All those who are unclear on who's fault this is will blame the now current administration for all their woes (and there will be many as the belt is tightened).
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 09:05 AM (x3GpS)
Posted by: @votermom at August 04, 2015 09:03 AM (cbfNE)
It's a gossip/back-biting social media site for neighborhoods.
For people who lack the depth of understanding for Facebook discourse, as close as I can tell.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 09:05 AM (kff5f)
175 "Who's Rhonda Rousey? "
Ronda Rousey was a US Olympic Judo player who won a bronze medal in the last Olympics, she also won Silver at the world championships before she went into MMA. Her mother was the first American to win a Judo world championship. Ronda's MMA fight with the Brazilian lasted 34 seconds, that is 20 seconds longer than her last title defense took.
After doing a nude photo session for ESPN magazine she was asked by a newsman if she learned anything about herself. Her answer was: "I learned I have a really nice ass, I didn't know that."
Posted by: An Observation at August 04, 2015 09:05 AM (QD2Mc)
And, when your yard becomes Ebola Central, can we burn you out for being the West Nile Virus vector, Victor?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 09:05 AM (P8HwW)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 09:05 AM (VPLuQ)
X-15 Flamethrower is only ~$1600.00
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 09:06 AM (kff5f)
So the worthless GOPe in the Senate can't pass a cloture vote to defund PP.
If only we had elected enough Republicans to have a majority. It would have to be something on the order of a sweeping. conservative wave election.
Posted by: 2010 at August 04, 2015 09:07 AM (1+7D3)
It's for people who can explain their entire life view on moral and ethical topics in one tweet.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 09:07 AM (VPLuQ)
It's a gossip/back-biting social media site for neighborhoods.
So every dumb thing someone wants to say can have more immediate, more local and direct consequences.
WHAT A GREAT IDEA.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 04, 2015 09:07 AM (oVJmc)
nextdoor.com
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 09:05 AM (VPLuQ)
Just saw a "babysitter needed" post.
Yeah, that's safe.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 04, 2015 09:08 AM (fWAjv)
OMG - it was embarrassing and pathetic. It put me in mind of the Christine O'Donnell commercial saying "I'm not a witch!"
It was cringe worthy. Basically said, "We don't hate you! We love everyone! We want everyone to succeed! Remember, we don't hate you!" It was the most bizarre thing I've ever seen.
Damn.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 04, 2015 09:08 AM (vg8iE)
Even if that worked, isn't it kinda like what I think y'call herd immunity? You get to feel all green for not having your yard sprayed, but get the benefit of the spraying of the neighborhood. Have everybody put out no-spray flags, and see what happens.
http://bit.ly/yogi-swats
Posted by: mindful webworker - grimace not smile at August 04, 2015 09:10 AM (4Utw1)
Mosquito Free Zone signs should do it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 09:10 AM (x3GpS)
It's a gossip/back-biting social media site for neighborhoods.
So every dumb thing someone wants to say can have more immediate, more local and direct consequences.
WHAT A GREAT IDEA.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at August 04, 2015 09:07 AM (oVJmc)
Yeah, I'm not sure people who say the really stupid shit that some of them say want their neighbors to be able to lean over the fence and say "Really? You're REALLY that fucking stupid?"
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at August 04, 2015 09:10 AM (RD7QR)
What's worse is that an amendment was put up for the highway bill (you know, one of those "poison pills" on a "must pass" bill, like the Democrats use all the time?), and Yertle wouldn't even bring the amendment up for a vote.
Had it come up for a vote, it would have passed - attaching to the highway bill. And then the highway bill would either have been killed by Democrats (which a real opposition party could use to say the Democrats don't want to fund "needed infrastructure,") or vetoed by the President (again: see possible vectors for a real opposition party).
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 09:10 AM (kff5f)
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I have never been on Facebook, just realized about it.
I imagine that NextDoor is a mini version. No?
I haven't commented yet, but some days when I'm bored, I think about it. I don't think AoSHQ level snark would be very welcome, though.
Fun, but maybe a bit mean.
And the lost dogs? A couple per day. What's up with that crap?
Posted by: Chi at August 04, 2015 09:11 AM (ncdr/)
Posted by: Chi at August 04, 2015 09:11 AM (ncdr/)
I suspect it's a matter of "Where's Fluffy? I'm too lazy to look so I'll post here and have another Ho-Ho."
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at August 04, 2015 09:12 AM (RD7QR)
Yeah, that's safe."
We had one the other week that was along the line of:
Our entire family, including the family dog will be at Ocean City between XXX and XXX.
Can anyone suggest things to do?
I responded privately that one thing would be to remove anything valuable from their home, now that they gave any crook their "Hey Look, our home is completely unoccupied" schedule.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 09:13 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Chi at August 04, 2015 09:11 AM (ncdr/)
Kids trying to take care of Fido and he gets out of the house/back yard. Then (because they're kids), they're afraid mom and dad will be mad that Fido got out, so they don't say anything until mom and dad notice that Fido didn't bark at the mailman this morning.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 09:13 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 09:10 AM (x3GpS)
Yes! That got a chuckle.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 04, 2015 09:14 AM (JO9+V)
It isn't
Go ahead....ask me how I know this.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 09:15 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 04, 2015 09:16 AM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 09:17 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 09:15 AM (VPLuQ)
Okay.
How do you know?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at August 04, 2015 09:17 AM (kff5f)
them say want their neighbors to be able to lean over the fence and say
"Really? You're REALLY that fucking stupid?
Which is what will be going through my mind every time I see her now.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 04, 2015 09:17 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: mindful webworker - flap, jack! at August 04, 2015 09:17 AM (4Utw1)
How do you know?"
The response to my question about the person who purchased a home over two years ago, but needed to borrow a snow shovel during the winter, and a lawnmower in the summer.
My answer had a distinct lack of positivity and happy thoughts.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 04, 2015 09:21 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Chi
Depending on the size of the dogs, coyotes. It's time.
It's the time of the season where their food source is running out, out in the woods and they move into the suburbs looking for food.
That or their is a dog fighting operation.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 04, 2015 09:22 AM (P8HwW)
Posted by: MC Slammer at August 04, 2015 09:24 AM (eKIg1)
Posted by: CC at August 04, 2015 09:43 AM (G0zje)
So, arrogant incompetence or devious malice?
Bringing up Ubuntu in recovery mode and running grub brought my computer back to life, running 8.1 and ubuntu again. Go figure.
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