Overnight Open Thread (1 Aug 2015)

Crime levels rise to highest level in 43 years in Baltimore. It's not just Baltimore either.

The number of murders in 2015 jumped by 33% or more in Baltimore, New Orleans and St. Louis. Meanwhile, in Chicago, the nation's third-largest city, the homicide toll climbed 19% and the number of shooting incidents increased by 21% during the first half of the year.

Yup. You can tell when a city is managed by democrats.

Navy Officer To Be Charged?

If this report is true that LCDR Timothy White is to be charged for shooting at Chattanooga terrorist, it wouldn't surprise me. The optics of this sucks but it is what it is. Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6. Just sucks that active duty folks are put into these situations.

Armadillo Armor

Texas man shoots at armadillo, wounded by ricochet.

Second time in three months that an armadillo has gotten some payback on a target-shooting human.

A Georgia man wounded his 74-year-old mother-in-law in April after his 9mm bullet careened off an armadillo, hit a fence, went through the back door of mom's mobile home and penetrated the recliner she was sitting in. The bullet struck her in the back.

Lies That Movies Tell Us: Chloroform

Assault Stripper

Exotic dancer resists arrest, grabs officers groin. So where's the body cam footage?

Leading From Behind

U.S. decides to retaliate against China for cyber attack. Now? Now you say this? I hope this is just a public statement and that we have been doing a lot more behind classified doors. This part cracked me up.

Concerns among officials that retaliation could escalate the conflict between the two countries mean that thus far, the exact nature of the U.S. response has not been finalized, the paper reported.

We're beyond worrying about escalation. They're getting away with shit and not paying any penalty for it.

Best Crime Stoppers Video Ever?

Math Is Hard

Hahaha. Dumbass. Seattle CEO who set firms minimum wage to $70K says he has hit hard times.

Media Coverage

This won't come as a surprise to any of you morons. Here's how much the three major networks have covered Cecil the lion vs the Planned Parenthood videos.

Cat Genetics

Splotchy cats show why it is better to be female.

The female genetic advantage is obvious in the case of X-linked diseases, which are caused by a mutation on the X chromosome. Since males have only one X chromosome, if they have a mutation there, they have only that one mutated copy. With no good version to fall back upon, they get very sick or die. But women almost always have another copy of the gene that is normal and can compensate. With this backup system, they stay relatively healthy, or sometimes have no symptoms at all. Migeon puts it this way: A female is a composite of two intermingled cell populations that share gene products with one another. The result is an organism that is inherently more resilient.

Cat Video

Tonight's ONT brought to you by F-15C Eagles breaking formation:

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Comments

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1 Good ONT. LCDR White should be OK. He's a brown shoe. We need them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 01, 2015 10:16 PM (u82oZ)

2 heh

Posted by: el Marco Rubio at August 01, 2015 10:17 PM (8CdUx)

3 Great Mets win tonite

Posted by: mccool at August 01, 2015 10:17 PM (PhpHA)

4 Woo hoo! Finally not late to the party!

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at August 01, 2015 10:18 PM (kJNGA)

5 I even read the comments first.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 01, 2015 10:19 PM (u82oZ)

6 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 01, 2015 10:19 PM (KCxzN)

7 Hooooooorde!!!!

Who did we piss off today?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 01, 2015 10:19 PM (GEICT)

8 Awesome kitteh! LOL

Posted by: Y-not at August 01, 2015 10:21 PM (RWGcK)

9 "Yup. You can tell when a city is managed by democrats."

LOL, #cuckservative

[lives in a city also managed by Democrats]

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 01, 2015 10:21 PM (AVEe1)

10 Seattle CEO who set firm's minimum wage to $70G says he has hit hard times






Economics, how do they work?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 01, 2015 10:22 PM (DiZBp)

11 "Crime levels rise ... It's not just Baltimore either." Here in my Rust Belt city, it's open warfare now. Home invasions, carjackings, stickups, gunfire car-to-house and car-to-car. You literally cannot walk the streets after dark now. Ever since the Michael Brown thing, every asshole thug, especially minors, has got something to prove. Concealed carry doesn't help much, since the vermin are operating in armed groups of two or more.

Posted by: gp at August 01, 2015 10:22 PM (mk9aG)

12 Texas man shoots at armadillo, wounded by ricochet.

Are they that fast moving that you can't flip 'em over with a stick and then shoot 'em?

U.S. decides to retaliate against China for cyber attack

AHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! For a second there, I though our 'administration' was serious, then I didn't.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2015 10:23 PM (VY8H5)

13 Exotic dancer resists arrest, grabs officers groin. So where's the body cam footage?

She's giving out freebies?

Posted by: The Not-so-exotic Hat at August 01, 2015 10:23 PM (7YlUk)

14 Hola, amigoz en loz tuboz!

Posted by: cthulhu at August 01, 2015 10:23 PM (EzgxV)

15 "They'll take the cash."

Ain't that the truth?

Posted by: mojo at August 01, 2015 10:24 PM (OmBeX)

16 well that was fun

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at August 01, 2015 10:24 PM (0O7c5)

17 Pop culture is shit.

Posted by: logprof at August 01, 2015 10:24 PM (9bpxs)

18 I can envision almost the entire story arc of The Power Of One just from the soundtrack.

Posted by: logprof at August 01, 2015 10:26 PM (9bpxs)

19 Regarding Ken Patton in the sidebar. No, it's more lawfare shit. They do it a lot in TX and no Wisconsin. Hate that shit. Most get thrown out because they cant even articulate a crime or it violates the constitution. They are that lame.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at August 01, 2015 10:26 PM (iQIUe)

20 U.S. decides to retaliate against China for cyber attack





I foresee a nasty tweet headed their way

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 01, 2015 10:26 PM (DiZBp)

21 CDR M, ready to get PWNED in fantasy football again this season?

Posted by: logprof at August 01, 2015 10:27 PM (9bpxs)

22 Evening, horde. My weekend starts now. Woo!

Posted by: April at August 01, 2015 10:29 PM (79ZSg)

23 Happy-ish Saturday Evening, all y'all ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at August 01, 2015 10:29 PM (qOsoH)

24 That is a pretty spiffy picture of four F-15C Eagles. Then I look at the serial numbers on two of the planes and realize how old these planes are. One was bought with 1984 money and another with 1986 money - both planes were bought during the era of Reagan.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2015 10:29 PM (CpRK8)

25 I foresee a nasty tweet headed their way

#BringBackOurOPMData

Posted by: Adriane the Hashtag Critic ... at August 01, 2015 10:30 PM (qOsoH)

26 LCDR Timothy White is to be charged for shooting...

The CinC, if nothing else, is all about good order, discipline, AND morale.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 01, 2015 10:30 PM (NaeCR)

27 >>19 Regarding Ken Patton in the sidebar. No, it's more lawfare shit.

That's what it sounded like.

What I read was that he'd admitted to not disclosing he was earning a commission to the people he was encouraging to buy stock and paid a fine. He thought it was over with and now this secret (sealed) indictment. smdh

Posted by: Y-not at August 01, 2015 10:31 PM (RWGcK)

28 Now, Barry...repeat after me - "I loathe the military, I loathe the military, I loathe the military". Good job, bro. Ya got it down pat! Heh.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at August 01, 2015 10:31 PM (Dwehj)

29 Yeah, yeah logprof.

Posted by: CDR M at August 01, 2015 10:32 PM (TWXpK)

30 #BringBackOurOPMData

--

Heh.
With Mooch holding the placard.

Posted by: @votermom at August 01, 2015 10:32 PM (cbfNE)

31 Anna Puma at August 01, 2015 10:29 PM (CpRK

"old" displays biased language, Anna ... planes of advanced chronologies is the preferred term ...

Posted by: Adriane the Euphemism Critic ... at August 01, 2015 10:32 PM (qOsoH)

32 That armadillo has the baddest braggin' rights in the pasture, right about now.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 01, 2015 10:32 PM (RzZOc)

33 Are they that fast moving that you can't flip 'em over with a stick and then shoot 'em?

They're not turtles, weft! Yes, they can run at a pretty good clip--and they also jump straight up in the air when startled, which might make it a bit hard to aim (and also explains why they get hit by cars so often... they jump straight into the bumper's strike zone).

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at August 01, 2015 10:32 PM (iuQS7)

34 25 I foresee a nasty tweet headed their way

#BringBackOurOPMData
Posted by: Adriane the Hashtag Critic ... at August 01, 2015 10:30 PM (qOsoH)


And then the Chinese back the twitter account.

Posted by: CDR M at August 01, 2015 10:34 PM (TWXpK)

35 Now, Barry...repeat after me - "I loathe the
military, I loathe the military, I loathe the military". Good job, bro.
Ya got it down pat! Heh.


Posted by: Bubba Clinton at August 01, 2015 10:31 PM (Dwehj)


I'm sure Bath House Barry has hated the military his whole rotten life. That's why he's doing everything he can to destroy.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 01, 2015 10:34 PM (DiZBp)

36 Normal Lear declared himself to be a social conservative...

http://www.ew.com/article/2015/08/01/norman-lear-interview

Posted by: The Social Hat at August 01, 2015 10:34 PM (7YlUk)

37 Navy Officer To Be Charged?

The US Military is quickly becoming the CF that was described in Stainless Steel Rat by Harry Harrison.

Naked troops, idiotic regs, bass-ackwards results. But, IIRC, I don't think HH was anticipating purposeful degradation.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2015 10:34 PM (VY8H5)

38 >>>U.S. decides to retaliate against China for cyber attack. <<<



We unfriended them on Facebook.

Posted by: the Hussein Clown Posse at August 01, 2015 10:35 PM (d+1U8)

39 29 Yeah, yeah logprof.
Posted by: CDR M at August 01, 2015 10:32 PM (TWXpK)

--Well, if you wanna forestall me, draft Mark Sanchez in the second round!!

Posted by: logprof at August 01, 2015 10:35 PM (9bpxs)

40 Hack not back. Stupid tablet.

Posted by: CDR M at August 01, 2015 10:35 PM (TWXpK)

41 Nah, I'm targeting Ray Rice in the second round logprof.

Posted by: CDR M at August 01, 2015 10:36 PM (TWXpK)

42 #stronglyWordedTweetToChina

Posted by: Jen Psocki at August 01, 2015 10:36 PM (Dwehj)

43 Texas man shoots at armadillo, wounded by ricochet.

That's what you get for using a 9mm.
For armadillo you use a shovel.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 01, 2015 10:37 PM (NaeCR)

44 I'm sure Bath House Barry has hated the military his whole rotten life. That's why he's doing everything he can to destroy.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 01, 2015 10:34 PM (DiZBp)



I posted this in a thread earlier today. It bears reposting:


http://tinyurl.com/osdpbza


Read it, and literally weep for your country.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 01, 2015 10:37 PM (nL0sw)

45 49th!

Posted by: John F Not Kerry (@jfd1965onTwitter) at August 01, 2015 10:37 PM (7EATr)

46 Anyone willing to admit that we have a problem with massive levels of black crime? Or are you going continue to lie and blame the Democrats for what's clearly a black problem?

Posted by: Red at August 01, 2015 10:38 PM (7iiiQ)

47 I thought I would be 49th.

Posted by: John F Not Kerry (@jfd1965onTwitter) at August 01, 2015 10:38 PM (7EATr)

48 CDR M, lets hope autocucumber is never installed as part of the code for weapons systems and their touch screens and MFDs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2015 10:38 PM (CpRK8)

49 49th?

Posted by: John F Not Kerry (@jfd1965onTwitter) at August 01, 2015 10:39 PM (7EATr)

50 Didn't faze me, bro.

Posted by: The Armadillo at August 01, 2015 10:39 PM (Dwehj)

51 I baked bacon wrapped baby potatoes tonight. My God they were so good. Before wrapping the bacon around them, I dipped the potato in garlic olive oil.

Posted by: CDR M at August 01, 2015 10:39 PM (TWXpK)

52 Here's How Much the Three Major Networks Have Covered Cecil the Lion Versus Planned Parenthood Vids




A real story exposing a darling of the left or a phoney outrage story. It's not surprising which way the MFM went. Since they MFM has thrown off any vestiges of reporting news at all, I'm surprised they cover the PP story at all. Besides smearing CMP

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 01, 2015 10:40 PM (DiZBp)

53 For armadillo you use a shovel.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 01, 2015 10:37 PM (NaeCR)



And watch that shit bounce off.

For a dillo, 12 gauge. But keep your distance. Fuckers carry all kinds of disease. Including LEPROSY.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 01, 2015 10:41 PM (GEICT)

54 Evenin Morons

Nice packed ONT thanks cdr m

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 01, 2015 10:41 PM (z/z+z)

55 I wonder how long this business lasted?

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/selection-du-weekend-151-16.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2015 10:41 PM (CpRK8)

56 Anyone willing to admit that we have a problem with massive levels of black crime? Or are you going continue to lie and blame the Democrats for what's clearly a black problem?

Posted by: Red


Is this the lame 4chan attempt of the eve, or should we expect better?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2015 10:41 PM (VY8H5)

57

Ian McShane is joining Games of Thrones season 6. The move returns the former Deadwood star to HBO for a role on the international fantasy sensation.

The shows tight-lipped production will not reveal any details about McShanes character. Sources say McShane has a relatively small amount of screen-time during the season, yet his character is of key importance.



Like everyone else, calling it for The Mad King.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 01, 2015 10:41 PM (kdS6q)

58 first !!!!Q

Posted by: Jake at August 01, 2015 10:42 PM (9Vnxq)

59 that LCDR Timothy White is to be charged for shooting at Chattanooga
terrorist, it wouldn't surprise me. The optics of this sucks but it is
what it is.


Yes, this government is totes legitimate (insofar as it remains a mutual protection pact among free men against all lesser peoples of the world in order to retain that freedom) and its laws and personnel ought to be obeyed.

Posted by: Methos at August 01, 2015 10:42 PM (ZbV+0)

60 I posted this in a thread earlier today. It bears reposting:





http://tinyurl.com/osdpbza





Read it, and literally weep for your country.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 01, 2015 10:37 PM (nL0sw)


If a Republican president gets elected and has any balls he would shit can all of the top brass that went all with this lefty shit in the military

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 01, 2015 10:42 PM (DiZBp)

61 Hey everybody. Well, switching gears from soundtracks...

After my spicy ramen tonight, gonna try something new for dessert: my version of Bananas Foster:

Breyers Natural Vanilla Ice Cream, crushed honey roasted almonds, Hershey's caramel syrup, banana slices... and all topped with a bit of Malibu coconut rum.

(The hardest part prepping it earlier was crushing my nuts.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 01, 2015 10:42 PM (ntObR)

62 Texas man shoots at armadillo, wounded by ricochet.

The world is on the corner, waiting for jobs!
Ricochet, ricochet ...

Posted by: David Bowie ... at August 01, 2015 10:43 PM (qOsoH)

63 Is this the lame 4chan attempt of the eve, or should we expect better?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2015 10:41 PM (VY8H5)



Pretty sure that's the best they got.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 01, 2015 10:43 PM (GEICT)

64 I wonder how long this business lasted?

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/selection-du-weekend-151-16.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2015 10:41 PM (CpRK


We don't get it...

Posted by: Gonorrhea Burgers at August 01, 2015 10:43 PM (7YlUk)

65 Adriane I can imagine Psaki the Hacki trying to use such verbiage... until said F-15Cs decide to disintegrate in mid-air over the Mall as the President views something.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2015 10:43 PM (CpRK8)

66 7 Hooooooorde!!!!Who did we piss off today?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 01, 2015 10:19 PM (GEICT)

Who DIDN'T we piss off today? Heh.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 10:44 PM (Vm8WO)

67 Who DIDN'T we piss off today? Heh.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 10:44 PM (Vm8WO)



See? This is why I like you. You GET it.

How you been?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 01, 2015 10:45 PM (GEICT)

68 I read the story about the Navy officer being charged earlier today. I'm still seething. The bastards. I'm sorry to be so blunt but the idea of charging a man trying to protect himself and his fellows infuriates me. How could they do that? Ruin his career. Stupid question I know.

Posted by: Tuna at August 01, 2015 10:45 PM (JSovD)

69 64
I wonder how long this business lasted?



http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/selection-du-weekend-151-16.jpg



Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2015 10:41 PM (CpRK



We don't get it...

Posted by: Gonorrhea Burgers at August 01, 2015 10:43 PM (7YlUk)


Might have to check it out.

Posted by: Syphilus on a Stick at August 01, 2015 10:45 PM (MRNTl)

70 36 Normal Lear declared himself to be a social conservative...


For his particular career field, he may very well be. The bar is set VERY low in Entertainment world.

Posted by: puddleglum is on vacation, Weeeee at August 01, 2015 10:45 PM (zS30k)

71 Yesterday, December 7th, 1941 we were attacked by the empire of Japan. I thought about retaliating but that would just make things worse.

Posted by: Bizarro world FDR at August 01, 2015 10:45 PM (W5DcG)

72 Red, you're right, but honest talk about race doesn't play well around here. If more morons lived where I do, they'd be a little more open-minded about the topic.

Posted by: gp at August 01, 2015 10:46 PM (mk9aG)

73 21 CDR M, ready to get PWNED in fantasy football again this season?
Posted by: logprof at August 01, 2015 10:27 PM (9bpxs)


:sheepishly looks down:

Aw, shucks guys, I won't call what I'm gonna do in FF this year as PWNAGE.

I think of it as giving you all a good skull fuking.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scmper, formerly MrCaniac at August 01, 2015 10:46 PM (Z7G74)

74 "We're beyond worrying about escalation. They're getting away with shit and not paying any penalty for it."

The entirety of the South China Sea has always been Chinese, round-eye.

Good luck using your LCSs to beat our 9 Dash Line!

Posted by: Chi-Com Admiral Sun at August 01, 2015 10:46 PM (wZ2hu)

75 Poor kitteh.

Posted by: HR drinking gin at August 01, 2015 10:47 PM (rHXGG)

76 Anna Puma at August 01, 2015 10:43 PM (CpRK

Well, the Ruskie Navy had a Failure To Launch a few weeks ago with Putin watching ... so ... I can picture it, unfortunately ...

Posted by: Adriane the Technology Critic ... at August 01, 2015 10:47 PM (qOsoH)

77 All the signage in that picture - Hot + Fresh Herpes Pizza. Free Delivery. And place next door is Halal and showing a chicken.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2015 10:48 PM (CpRK8)

78 System armed. Standing by.

Posted by: TB3K at August 01, 2015 10:49 PM (TWXpK)

79 " Seattle CEO who set firms minimum wage to $70K says he has hit hard times."
---------------

The guy is emblematic of the spoiled gen-xer (or whatever). Math is a bitch.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2015 10:49 PM (9mTYi)

80 46 Posted by: Red at August 01, 2015 10:38 PM (7iiiQ)

I thought tonight was Caturday, not fly your racist freak flag night.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 10:49 PM (Vm8WO)

81 >>>>that LCDR Timothy White is to be charged for shooting at Chattanooga
terrorist, it wouldn't surprise me. The optics of this sucks but it is
what it is.


this mutha-fucka is going to burn[not White]. how on a normal planet will this hold??

Posted by: Jake at August 01, 2015 10:50 PM (9Vnxq)

82 Red, you're right, but honest talk about race doesn't play well around here. If more morons lived where I do, they'd be a little more open-minded about the topic.
Posted by: gp at August 01, 2015 10:46 PM (mk9aG)


I'm happy to have an honest discussion about race. I suck at 100 yards. I suck at 440s. & If I ever tried a 10k, I'd die in the attempt.

Posted by: Adriane the Athletic Critic ... at August 01, 2015 10:51 PM (qOsoH)

83 System armed. Standing by.
Posted by: TB3K
----------

What!

*runs for the shelter*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2015 10:51 PM (9mTYi)

84 82: My favorite race is the 24 Hours of LeMans.

Posted by: puddleglum is on vacation, Weeeee at August 01, 2015 10:52 PM (zS30k)

85 "Lies That Movies Tell Us: Chloroform"

I wish this video had been out before I tried this trick the first few times...

"Herbal pills" work just great now.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at August 01, 2015 10:52 PM (wZ2hu)

86 Hey Mike Hammer, is this your cat?
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/selection-du-weekend-151-39.jpg

How to steal every soul in one instant -
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/selection-du-weekend-151-65.jpg

And Moar Pizza
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/selection-du-weekend-151-59.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2015 10:52 PM (CpRK8)

87 It's ok everyone. I've just sent China a tinyurl for some "James Taylor" on Youtube... but instead it's a Rick Roll.

Posted by: Secretariat of State Lurch Kerry at August 01, 2015 10:52 PM (d+1U8)

88 And watch that shit bounce off.

For a dillo, 12 gauge. But keep your distance. Fuckers carry all kinds of disease. Including LEPROSY.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August

I read that as, for a dildo
Yikes

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 01, 2015 10:52 PM (cOAsu)

89 I'm happy to have an honest discussion about race.

The phrase "Iowa Corn 300" cracks my fool ass up.

Posted by: HR drinking gin at August 01, 2015 10:52 PM (rHXGG)

90
If a Republican president gets elected and has any balls he would shit can all of the top brass that went all with this lefty shit in the military
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 01, 2015 10:42 PM (DiZBp)



Then the media will be all aflutter about the GOP President purging the military to get only loyal service members, his/her own SS.

All the while Obama has been assembling his own brownshirts.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scmper, formerly MrCaniac at August 01, 2015 10:53 PM (Z7G74)

91 this mutha-fucka is going to burn

If there was ever a time to burn korans in protest, this would seem to be it.

In front of whatever facility the trial is held.

Posted by: Methos at August 01, 2015 10:53 PM (ZbV+0)

92 I'm happy to have an honest discussion about race. I suck at 100 yards. I suck at 440s. & If I ever tried a 10k, I'd die in the attempt.

Posted by: Adriane the Athletic Critic ... at August 01, 2015 10:51 PM (qOsoH)



Hahahahahahahahha. Well played.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 01, 2015 10:53 PM (GEICT)

93 She's giving out freebies?

Posted by: The Not-so-exotic Hat at August 01, 2015 10:23 PM (7YlUk)


Link didn't work for me. haz sad.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2015 10:53 PM (lojDy)

94 For a dillo, 12 gauge. But keep your distance. Fuckers carry all kinds of disease. Including LEPROSY.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August

I read that as, for a dildo
Yikes

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 01, 2015 10:52 PM (cOAsu)




CBD! RUN!

Posted by: Country Singer at August 01, 2015 10:54 PM (nL0sw)

95 Ian McShane is joining Games of Thrones season 6. The move returns the former Deadwood star to HBO for a role on the international fantasy sensation.

The shows tight-lipped production will not reveal any details about McShanes character. Sources say McShane has a relatively small amount of screen-time during the season, yet his character is of key importance.



Like everyone else, calling it for The Mad King.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 01, 2015 10:41 PM (kdS6q)


The kings of Westeros are aggregating and organizing cocksuckers.

Posted by: Al Swearingen at August 01, 2015 10:54 PM (ngNsR)

96 Am I wrong for not giving a damn about some friggin' lion 10,000 miles away?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 01, 2015 10:54 PM (08Znv)

97 LOL Adrianne.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at August 01, 2015 10:55 PM (RWGcK)

98 Normal Lear declared himself to be a social conservative...



http://www.ew.com/article/2015/08/01/norman-lear-interview

Posted by: The Social Hat at August 01, 2015 10:34 PM (7YlUk)


The old lefty bastard did everything he could to tear down conservatives and American values and glorify lefty causes on his shows. Now he's bitching that no one respects the country, its values or the Constitution any more. Go intercourse yourself Normy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 01, 2015 10:55 PM (DiZBp)

99 (The hardest part prepping it earlier was crushing my nuts.)

Shoulda used a Slap Chop.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 01, 2015 10:55 PM (mx5oN)

100 I make a lame crushed nuts joke, and the ONT gang **ignores** it?!?!?

This place just ain't what it used to be. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 01, 2015 10:55 PM (ntObR)

101 67 How you been?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 01, 2015 10:45 PM (GEICT)

Purty good. Got over the cold I got after drinking & smoking cigars until the wee hours out at Gushie's with Colorado Alex, there's some weirod politics at dream job but overall it's dreamy, got the lawn mowed today and now I'm enjoying a kir royale on the balcony as I watch the sunset. Life is seemingly headed in a better direction. Now I just need a fresh boytoy that is handy and can cook. How you doin?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 10:55 PM (Vm8WO)

102 Bebe! How are you holding up? Did you make it through the end of the month alright?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 01, 2015 10:55 PM (10ydV)

103 Hey Mike Hammer, is this your cat?
------------------

I should probably just hang a sign around his neck.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2015 10:55 PM (9mTYi)

104 82: My favorite race is the 24 Hours of LeMans.

Never actually been, but saw a night photo. The tire /rims are glowing in the dark as the pit crew works ...

Posted by: Adriane the Photography Critic ... at August 01, 2015 10:56 PM (qOsoH)

105 Incidentally, today is "International Helmet Awareness Day."


I'll let The Horde make of that what they will...

Posted by: Country Singer at August 01, 2015 10:56 PM (nL0sw)

106 That armadillo has the baddest braggin' rights in the pasture, right about now.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Maybe we should form a startup to make ballistic vest from armadillo hides.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2015 10:56 PM (lojDy)

107 Am I wrong for not giving a damn about some friggin' lion 10,000 miles away?

Yes.

Posted by: Zombie Cecil at August 01, 2015 10:56 PM (Dwehj)

108
I thought tonight was Caturday, not fly your racist freak flag night.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy


He's a moby. He's only racist in the passive, aggressive way of most Leftists.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2015 10:56 PM (VY8H5)

109 Insomniac, true.

And of course you commented just when I complained. Now i look like an asshole with crushed nuts, thanks a lot. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 01, 2015 10:56 PM (ntObR)

110 Poor kitteh.
Posted by: HR drinking gin


The one at the top or the one who gets knocked over?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 01, 2015 10:57 PM (W5DcG)

111 72 Posted by: gp at August 01, 2015 10:46 PM (mk9aG)

Oh goodie, it's tag-team cockholster night! Don't shoot your wads too sign knob gobblers, I'm not even buzzed yet.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 10:58 PM (Vm8WO)

112 84 82: My favorite race is the 24 Hours of LeMans.
Posted by: puddleglum is on vacation, Weeeee at August 01, 2015 10:52 PM (zS30k)

My favorite was always the Wacky Races.

Dick Dasterdly and Muttly should have been the winners.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWPw0jEIhVw

Posted by: Ashley Judd Puffy Scmper, formerly MrCaniac at August 01, 2015 10:58 PM (Z7G74)

113 All the while Obama has been assembling his own brownshirts.
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scmper
--------------

AKA The DoJ, though there are the Obamajugend also.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2015 10:58 PM (9mTYi)

114 HOOOORDE

Posted by: DC in River City at August 01, 2015 10:58 PM (e+1S5)

115 A military member does have the right to retain civilian counsel at Courts Martial.

So, a couple of questions.

1. Anyone good at setting up a crowdfunding wave? I think GoFundMe is full libtard, so it would likely have to be some other vehicle.

2. Who would be the ideal attorney for LCDR. White's defense in this situation?


This'll probably end LCDR White's career, sad to say. Regardless the outcome, they'll torpedo his advancement. Oh well, the sooner he's in a Southwest Airlines cockpit, the better.

Bigger bucks for him and his family, too.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 01, 2015 10:59 PM (RzZOc)

116 Adriane!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 10:59 PM (Vm8WO)

117 Anyone willing to admit that we have a problem with massive levels of black crime? Or are you going continue to lie and blame the Democrats for what's clearly a black problem?

Posted by: Red at August 01, 2015 10:38 PM (7iiiQ)


Truly a distinction without a difference. The root cause is Lyndon Johnson's Great Society which sparked the breakdown of the black family.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2015 10:59 PM (lojDy)

118 I may be buzzard poop right about now but I've managed to ignite a progtard shitstorm. Yea for me.

Posted by: Zombie Cecil at August 01, 2015 11:00 PM (Dwehj)

119 Purty good. Got over the cold I got after drinking & smoking cigars until the wee hours out at Gushie's with Colorado Alex, there's some weirod politics at dream job but overall it's dreamy, got the lawn mowed today and now I'm enjoying a kir royale on the balcony as I watch the sunset. Life is seemingly headed in a better direction. Now I just need a fresh boytoy that is handy and can cook. How you doin?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 10:55 PM (Vm8WO)



Damn girl. Just reading that made me tired. But good for you!!!

I'm doing good. Wife is headed back to work. She got hired on by a local school to teach Kindergarten. Which is what she did before we had kids. And she LOVES doing it.

My drunken midgets are getting big on me. 8 and 5. Fuck that.

Took them and met my sis at her neighborhood pool to splash around today.

You'd think that at 34 years old, I'd know that just because it's cloudy outside that doesn't mean you're free from getting sunburned.

You'd be wrong. Ooooooowwwww.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 01, 2015 11:00 PM (GEICT)

120 I always liked the race which had David Carradine in a leather gimp suit. The stopover scenes were titty-riffic!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 01, 2015 11:00 PM (10ydV)

121 >>>Now I just need a fresh boytoy that is handy and can cook.

Sorry, Cougar found me first.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 01, 2015 11:00 PM (e+1S5)

122 105 Incidentally, today is "International Helmet Awareness Day."


I'll let The Horde make of that what they will...
Posted by: Country Singer at August 01, 2015 10:56 PM (nL0sw)


AMAZON FIRE!!!

Posted by: GARY BUSEY at August 01, 2015 11:01 PM (Z7G74)

123 Eastbound out of Houston on I-10 before you get to Baytown, it's six lanes of heavy traffic. I was in an eighteen wheeler with the foot throttle flat on the floor when I saw a large tortoise on the right shoulder.

It looked like Mr. Tortoise was getting ready to sprint across all six lanes of high speed traffic and my thought was jam on the brakes and help Mr. Tortoise with his quest lest he be smushed by traffic. My next thought was the bad publicity that would result from a panic stop and the one hundred car pile up that would follow.

But as I passed Mr. Tortoise I utilized the mystical powers of Zen Buddhism and reached out to him.

"What are you doing?" I asked.
He replied that it was his karma from a past life that compelled him to attempt to cross the freeway, and he hoped that in a few more reincarnations he would come back as an armadillo because they have better foot speed.

"They just can't run in a straight line," he said wistfully.

I tried to convince Mr. Tortoise to work his way to one of the turtle crossings that the State of Texas had thoughtfully provided in that area, crossings that run underneath the freeway. I'm not sure if he heard me. It may have already been too late.

Posted by: Pyro Maniac at August 01, 2015 11:01 PM (h7STq)

124 Bebe!!!!

Happy new job probation passing thingie ...

Posted by: Adriane the Employment Critic ... at August 01, 2015 11:01 PM (qOsoH)

125 Now I just need a fresh boytoy that is handy and can cook.

Unfortunately I won't be able to move out there until next August, so you'll just have to be patient.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 01, 2015 11:02 PM (10ydV)

126 Sorry, Cougar found me first.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 01, 2015 11:00 PM (e+1S5)



pointing and laughing is acceptable here, Horde

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 01, 2015 11:02 PM (GEICT)

127 So a FLIR on BCochran would be glowing from all the heat burn? And him looking like a boiled lobster now?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2015 11:02 PM (CpRK8)

128 It appears as if the Seattle CEO he wasn't even smart enough to set himself up with enough investment income or even loot enough from his company before hiking his employee's salaries that much.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 01, 2015 11:02 PM (xSCb6)

129 You'd think that at 34 years old, I'd know that just because it's cloudy outside that doesn't mean you're free from getting sunburned.

You'd be wrong. Ooooooowwwww.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August

And how long have you lived in FL,mThe Sunshine State?

Stupid mick

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 01, 2015 11:02 PM (cOAsu)

130 I may be buzzard poop right about now but I've managed to ignite a progtard shitstorm. Yea for me.

Posted by: Zombie Cecil


On the Twatter?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2015 11:03 PM (VY8H5)

131 127 So a FLIR on BCochran would be glowing from all the heat burn? And him looking like a boiled lobster now?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2015 11:02 PM (CpRK



Pretty much.


Stupid mick

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 01, 2015 11:02 PM (cOAsu)



You, sir, can go DIAF. Right after you GFY. But first....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 01, 2015 11:03 PM (GEICT)

132 "The root cause is Lyndon Johnson's Great Society" Google "murder rates by country."

Posted by: gp at August 01, 2015 11:03 PM (mk9aG)

133 This is wonderful:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMh98vnQ45U


Last time I saw him was November 2014. I had never heard this song before, and it was the highlight of the concert as far as I was concerned.

This performance was just 3 weeks ago.

Posted by: rickl at August 01, 2015 11:03 PM (sdi6R)

134 88 I read that as, for a dildo
Yikes
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 01, 2015 10:52 PM (cOAsu)

Aw come on, CBD has been much more pleasant of late. Why you subconsciously want to shotgun him? Making you hungry with his food threads?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 11:04 PM (Vm8WO)

135 128 It appears as if the Seattle CEO he wasn't even smart enough to set himself up with enough investment income or even loot enough from his company before hiking his employee's salaries that much.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 01, 2015 11:02 PM (xSCb6)


Someone should tell him that McDonalds is paying $15 an hour in Seattle.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper formerly MrCaniac at August 01, 2015 11:04 PM (Z7G74)

136 >>>pointing and laughing is acceptable here, Horde

Please refer to MH at 129. Thank you very much and please be go fucjing yourself.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 01, 2015 11:04 PM (e+1S5)

137 Fucjing? Whatever it works.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 01, 2015 11:05 PM (e+1S5)

138 Incidentally, today is "International Helmet Awareness Day."

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you handle it.

Posted by: HR drinking gin at August 01, 2015 11:06 PM (rHXGG)

139 Please refer to MH at 129. Thank you very much and please be go fucjing yourself.
Posted by: DC in River City at August 01, 2015 11:04 PM (e+1S5)



*shakes head*


Even managing to fuck up your insults. Poor guy. I take it back. Laughing wouldn't be appropriate. We don't mock the less fortunate.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 01, 2015 11:06 PM (GEICT)

140 7
Hooooooorde!!!!



Who did we piss off today?


Who did we piss off today?
Who did we piss off?
Who did we poss of today?
Did we go and piss off somebody on tv?
PISS OFF SOMEBODY ON TV?

Posted by: Definitely not Oingo Boingo at August 01, 2015 11:06 PM (o78gS)

141 g'night, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 01, 2015 11:06 PM (KCxzN)

142 Fucjing - when one combines some under the covers gymnastics with a juice colonic...


*thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2015 11:06 PM (CpRK8)

143 You, sir, can go DIAF. Right after you GFY. But first....
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 01, 2015 11:03 PM (GEICT)

Brains rusted out as well?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 01, 2015 11:06 PM (cOAsu)

144 We don't mock the less fortunate.

The Biden Rule?

Posted by: Methos at August 01, 2015 11:06 PM (ZbV+0)

145 >>>And him looking like a boiled lobster now?

His super power is wearing a t-shirt in the ocean. He's.....Lobster Man!

Posted by: DC in River City at August 01, 2015 11:07 PM (e+1S5)

146 BC, if it'll make you feel any better: friend of mine, at the age of 45, had never gotten a sunburn before in her life. So naturally, her first one went all the way into a bad case of sun poisoning. Cue me having to stop her from panicking when the inevitable peeling started....

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at August 01, 2015 11:07 PM (iuQS7)

147 Well, sometimes it takes awhile, but most liberals-if they live long enough--will get "mugged by reality." Welcome aboard Mr. Lear!

And fuck you....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 01, 2015 11:07 PM (8HGb7)

148 Joey Bidet is an Upper Class Twit. So mockery is de riguer.

Now lets see if Joey can jump over these matchboxes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2015 11:08 PM (CpRK8)

149 102 Bebe! How are you holding up? Did you make it through the end of the month alright?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 01, 2015 10:55 PM (

The fun starts Monday. At least I'm hourly, bwwaaaahhhhh

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 11:08 PM (Vm8WO)

150 Related:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ppfqzlv

Posted by: Methos at August 01, 2015 11:08 PM (ZbV+0)

151 It appears as if the Seattle CEO he wasn't even smart enough to set himself up with enough investment income or even loot enough from his company before hiking his employee's salaries that much.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 01, 2015 11:02 PM (xSCb6)


The True Believers are but cannon fodder...

Posted by: The Progressive Cause at August 01, 2015 11:08 PM (7YlUk)

152 The Biden Rule?
Posted by: Methos at August 01, 2015 11:06 PM (ZbV+0)



No, open season on Biden. Being a gigantic asshole negates the previous rule of not mocking the less fortunate.

We should be nice to Joe right now in order to encourage him to join the race.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 01, 2015 11:08 PM (GEICT)

153 >>>Even managing to fuck up your insults.

I never claimed to be smart. Or competent. My point stands.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 01, 2015 11:09 PM (e+1S5)

154 Posted by: qdpsteve at August 01, 2015 10:56 PM (ntObR)

I aim to please.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 01, 2015 11:09 PM (mx5oN)

155 118 I may be buzzard poop right about now but I've managed to ignite a progtard shitstorm. Yea for me.
Posted by: Zombie Cecil at August 01, 2015 11:00 PM (Dwehj)

------

Heh, Cecil's buzzard poop now!

Now if only we could make Cecile the Lyin' unemployed...

Posted by: The Hyenas at August 01, 2015 11:09 PM (3Ofwh)

156 Cochoran. "Liquid Sunshine" is in fact, a frequent occurrence in Florida's weather patterns.

It is not to be confused with a pint of Bushmill's, at poolside.

Just tryin' to help a Moron out, here.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 01, 2015 11:09 PM (RzZOc)

157 wait?
Bebe is in CO not CA?

Posted by: Jake at August 01, 2015 11:09 PM (9Vnxq)

158 No, Bebe is in CA.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 01, 2015 11:10 PM (10ydV)

159 Love the chloroform segment. I've gotten a snoot full of chloroform any number of times, and never felt even slightly woozy.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 01, 2015 11:10 PM (oKE6c)

160 Red, you're right, but honest talk about race doesn't play well
around here. If more morons lived where I do, they'd be a little more
open-minded about the topic.

Posted by: gp at August 01, 2015 10:46 PM (mk9aG)

How about 'white privilege'?
I grew up in a 99.9% white town. It was great, always got to cut to front of the line, cops always let you off no matter what the infraction, nobody ever checked your credit, and everybody was summa cum laude and got a scholorship.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 01, 2015 11:10 PM (NaeCR)

161 Evenin Morons
Nice packed ONT thanks cdr m
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 01, 2015 10:41 PM

Hi MisHum,
how's it going?

Posted by: Farmer at August 01, 2015 11:10 PM (o/90i)

162 I went out to CA to visit Bebe and Gushka.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 01, 2015 11:10 PM (10ydV)

163 "Anyone willing to admit that we have a problem with massive levels of black crime? Or are you going continue to lie and blame the Democrats for what's clearly a black problem?"

LBJ and the Democrats bought them for a full two hundred year term. That droopy fcuk said so himself and in quite insensitive words, BTW.

They own them and, as a result, they own their actions.

Sorry, but ownership confers responsibility.

Posted by: The African American Community at August 01, 2015 11:10 PM (Rbtz3)

164 114 HOOOORDE
Posted by: DC in River City at August 01, 2015 10:58 PM

Yay, DC is here! How drunk are you?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 11:11 PM (Vm8WO)

165
137 Fucjing? Whatever it works.
Posted by: DC in River City at August 01, 2015 11:05 PM (e+1S5)


That is not an approved alternative. You may use frelling or fracking however.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 01, 2015 11:11 PM (Dmko9)

166 I got the worse case of sun poisoning ever in 1984 when I spent an hour on the Jersey Shore on a cloudy,overcast day. I threw up in the car on the way home, my stomach turned purple, I felt hot and cold at the same time, and in three days my skin began to bubble up--and then peel.
I haven't laid out in the sun without a shirt since then.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 01, 2015 11:12 PM (8HGb7)

167 How about 'white privilege'?
I grew up in a 99.9% white town. It was great, always got to cut to front of the line, cops always let you off no matter what the infraction, nobody ever checked your credit, and everybody was summa cum laude and got a scholorship.

Champagne hour as soon as the negroes got off the bus...good times, good times.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 01, 2015 11:12 PM (mx5oN)

168 BC Bidens ego will not stop him fro getting into the race. Big fucking evil douchebag that he is.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 01, 2015 11:12 PM (cOAsu)

169 Love the chloroform segment. I've gotten a snoot full of chloroform any number of times, and never felt even slightly woozy.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 01, 2015 11:10 PM (oKE6c)


Chloroform has been linked to cancer. You should use methylene chloride... unless you require deuterization, in which case dueterized chloroform is much, much cheaper...

Posted by: The Deuterized Hat at August 01, 2015 11:12 PM (7YlUk)

170 Hey Political Hat how goes the new anime series. Is that school still a mini-concentration camp that makes you pine for Battle Royale or I My Me Strawberry Eggs?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2015 11:12 PM (CpRK8)

171 Chloroform has been linked to cancer. You should use methylene chloride... unless you require deuterization, in which case dueterized chloroform is much, much cheaper...
Posted by: The Deuterized Hat at August 01, 2015 11:12 PM (7YlUk)

Hasn't everything been linked to cancer though?

Posted by: Thrawn at August 01, 2015 11:13 PM (wZ2hu)

172 Jay Guevara, do you need a Brain Bleach refill?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2015 11:13 PM (CpRK8)

173 How about 'white privilege'?
I grew up in a 99.9% white town. It was great, always got to cut to front of the line, cops always let you off no matter what the infraction, nobody ever checked your credit, and everybody was summa cum laude and got a scholorship.

Champagne hour as soon as the negroes got off the bus...good times, good times.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 01, 2015 11:12 PM (mx5oN)


Don't let them know that "White poverty" is all an act...

Posted by: West Viginia Tweeker at August 01, 2015 11:14 PM (7YlUk)

174 128 It appears as if the Seattle CEO he wasn't even smart enough to set himself up with enough investment income or even loot enough from his company before hiking his employee's salaries that much.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at August 01, 2015 11:02 PM (xSCb6)


He had the *best* of intentions, but he didn't. Think. It. Through. Now his top employees left in a huff b/c the new-hires are making as much as they did after working *years*, clients are bailing because he just fucked business plan, and his brother is suing for his share that's now being spent on the employees.

I think maybe if he, you know, held a few meetings about it with his brother and a few other affected parties, this could have gone a lot better. But noooooo, he wanted the "look at me, aren't I awesome?"

Posted by: Jeff Weimer - Nutty Professor at August 01, 2015 11:14 PM (Edob3)

175 171 Chloroform has been linked to cancer. You should use methylene chloride... unless you require deuterization, in which case dueterized chloroform is much, much cheaper...
Posted by: The Deuterized Hat at August 01, 2015 11:12 PM (7YlUk)

Hasn't everything been linked to cancer though?
Posted by: Thrawn at August 01, 2015 11:13 PM (wZ2hu)

Only in California.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 01, 2015 11:14 PM (mx5oN)

176 168 BC Bidens ego will not stop him fro getting into the race. Big fucking evil douchebag that he is.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 01, 2015 11:12 PM (cOAsu)



As horrifying as the thought of them being the candidates is, there is a part of me that is absolutely gleeful at the thought of Biden/Trump debates.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 01, 2015 11:14 PM (GEICT)

177 We need to rig a study to show that living in California causes cancer.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 01, 2015 11:15 PM (10ydV)

178 Fucjing? I did that with a girl from Canada at summer camp, you wouldn't know her....

Posted by: Jake at August 01, 2015 11:15 PM (9Vnxq)

179 46 it's not a "black" problem; there is no link between being black and being a criminal...but there is a damn high level of crime committed by blacks that grow up in democong held enclaves.

...where democong control the schools, police departments, city councils, etc etc
...where democong control "news" distribution (read race propaganda)
...where democong policy subverts the education of blacks, and subverts business opportunities for blacks, and subverts the family support structure for blacks --ebonics, minimum wage, welfare, etc etc

if you want to pretend that the filthy traitors of the democong dont have anything to do with the cultural conditions that many black Americans grow up under...
if you want to pretend that the democong dont need a 90% pull of the black vote to win elections (even with their voter fraud and intimidation procedures)...

then go ahead. reality begs to differ

the democong still run plantations, but instead of raising tobacco and cotton, they raise voters, and instead of using whips and chains they use lies and welfare checks

Posted by: Grad School Fool at August 01, 2015 11:15 PM (A9KzJ)

180 Cancerfornia....

Posted by: Mr Wizard at August 01, 2015 11:15 PM (hCdMd)

181 Cecil is being shown on the Empire State Building tonight. FFS.

http://tinyurl.com/pfwkceb

Posted by: Thrawn at August 01, 2015 11:15 PM (wZ2hu)

182 Evenin' all. Quick shot of our enemies foreign and domestic converging, it seems at least one of the guns used by the ill-fated Garland shooters was obtained through everyone's favorite cross-border gun-running scheme, Fast and Furious:

http://is.gd/B8Ez5Q

Posted by: Brother Cavil, stockpiling mead at August 01, 2015 11:15 PM (m9V0o)

183 Nobody talked about the lion named Hitler.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 01, 2015 11:16 PM (+4uXG)

184 Hey Farmer I'm well how about you?,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 01, 2015 11:16 PM (cOAsu)

185 I got the worse case of sun poisoning ever in 1984 when I spent an hour on the Jersey Shore on a cloudy,overcast day.
-------------------

AtC's theory becomes more credible.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2015 11:16 PM (9mTYi)

186 Nobody talked about the lion named Hitler.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 01, 2015 11:16 PM (+4uXG)


Because he's not really dead. He secretly escaped to Argentina.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 01, 2015 11:17 PM (10ydV)

187 Brother Cavil, Cylon gun and rum runner - irony would be a modern Squeaky Fromm using an F+F gun.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2015 11:17 PM (CpRK8)

188 Heh, Cecil's buzzard poop now!

Well most of him. Given all the trouble, I would hope his head is on a wall by now.

Posted by: Methos at August 01, 2015 11:17 PM (ZbV+0)

189 119 You'd think that at 34 years old, I'd know that just because it's cloudy outside that doesn't mean you're free from getting sunburned. You'd be wrong. Ooooooowwwww.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 01, 2015 11:00 PM (GEICT)

And you're here instead of having your wife rub lotion all over you why?????!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 11:18 PM (Vm8WO)

190 Mike Hammer, like the PA elementary school that had to be closed due to an infestation of poisonous spiders?

Face it members of the Horde - Life is lethal, no one gets out alive.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2015 11:18 PM (CpRK8)

191 "there is no link between being black and being a criminal ... [it's the Democrat's fault]" Try googling "murder rates by country."

Posted by: gp at August 01, 2015 11:18 PM (mk9aG)

192 Cecil is being shown on the Empire State Building tonight.

I'm somebody!

Posted by: Zombie Cecil at August 01, 2015 11:18 PM (Dwehj)

193 I am carrion

Hear me roar!

Posted by: Cecil at August 01, 2015 11:19 PM (9bpxs)

194 37 Navy Officer To Be Charged?

The US Military is quickly becoming the CF that was described in Stainless Steel Rat by Harry Harrison.

Naked troops, idiotic regs, bass-ackwards results. But, IIRC, I don't think HH was anticipating purposeful degradation.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2015 10:34 PM (VY8H5)



You mean, "Bill, the Galactic Hero"?

Posted by: cthulhu at August 01, 2015 11:19 PM (EzgxV)

195 I believe Melanie Griffin grew up with a lion named Fred ...

nope, Neil ...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2787415/
They-bought-zoo-Amazing-photos-young-
Melanie-Griffith-mom-Tipi-Hedren-pet-lion-Neil.html

CR after 15/ and after young-

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at August 01, 2015 11:19 PM (qOsoH)

196 the ill-fated Garland shooters was obtained through everyone's favorite cross-border gun-running scheme, Fast and Furious:
--------------------

Writer:"Hey boss..., is this a story?"

MSM Editor: "Nah, bury it."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2015 11:19 PM (9mTYi)

197 Cecil is being shown on the Empire State Building tonight.

"I'm top of the world Ma!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2015 11:19 PM (CpRK8)

198 As horrifying as the thought of them being the candidates is, there is a part of me that is absolutely gleeful at the thought of Biden/Trump debates.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 01, 2015 11:14

WWE and some folding chairs I suspect
I think it would be a hoot

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 01, 2015 11:20 PM (cOAsu)

199 Champagne hour as soon as the negroes got off the bus...good times, good times.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 01, 2015 11:12 PM (mx5oN)

How could I forget the bus, everybody always got the front seat!If somebody already had it they'd call another bus with fresh front seats.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 01, 2015 11:20 PM (NaeCR)

200 121 >>>Now I just need a fresh boytoy that is handy and can cook.
Sorry, Cougar found me first.
Posted by: DC in River City at August 01, 2015 11:00 P

You're also geographically undesirable. No offense.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 11:20 PM (Vm8WO)

201 Are you ready for your close-up?

Posted by: Cecil de Lion at August 01, 2015 11:21 PM (9bpxs)

202 66 7 Hooooooorde!!!!Who did we piss off today?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 01, 2015 10:19 PM (GEICT)

Who DIDN'T we piss off today? Heh.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 10:44 PM (Vm8WO)



How was Day 1 of Teh Kloz?

Posted by: cthulhu at August 01, 2015 11:21 PM (EzgxV)

203 try looking murder rates by jurisdiction under democong control

pathetic to blame skin color instead of political and cultural indoctrination
even more pathetic to defend the trash of the democong...known for their lies and treason

Posted by: Grad School Fool at August 01, 2015 11:22 PM (A9KzJ)

204 Hey Political Hat how goes the new anime series. Is that school still a mini-concentration camp that makes you pine for Battle Royale or I My Me Strawberry Eggs?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2015 11:12 PM (CpRK


Only seen the first two episodes of that series.

Favorite new shows are: GATE wherein a gate connects a fantasy D&D type of world with modern Japan... seeing attack helicopters shoot down dragons is fun; Gakkou Gurashi! which is cute high school girls doing cute high school girls during a zombie apocalypse (with one of the girls having already snapped and imagining long dead schoolmates as if everything is normal); and Everyday Life with Monster Girls wherein a poor sap is the sexual target of a lamia girl, a harpy girl, a centaur girl, a mermaid, a spider girl, and a slime girl...

Good returning shows: Teekyuu, which is what happens when you inject crystal meth into your eyeball; Working!!! about part-timers as a family restaurant, Shimoneta to Iu Gainen ga Sonzai Shinai Taikutsu na Sekai about a world where immorality is strictly snuffed out and the only hero is a high school girl who hides her identity with a mask that is just a pair of panites, and Non Non Biyori Repeat which is one of the better "healing" animes...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at August 01, 2015 11:22 PM (7YlUk)

205 Anna- "6,000 Venomous Brown Recluse Spiders Infest Missouri Couple's Home"
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ldzz3yg

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 01, 2015 11:22 PM (9mTYi)

206 Hey holy shit. Lion meat can be ordered online, but WOW. That's insanely expensive.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 01, 2015 11:22 PM (GEICT)

207 Should we fly by the Empire State Building to drop off Cecil's transformed remains?

Posted by: The Buzzards at August 01, 2015 11:22 PM (3Ofwh)

208 Now I just need a fresh boytoy that is handy and can cook.

Womyns don't find me handsome, but they do find me handy ... and I can grill Possum ...

Posted by: Red Green... at August 01, 2015 11:22 PM (qOsoH)

209 124 Happy new job probation passing thingie ...
Posted by: Adriane the Employment Critic ... at August 01, 2015 11:01 PM (qOsoH)

Not yet unfortunately. But my nice boss lady was talking about ending that sooner than later.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 11:22 PM (Vm8WO)

210 I'd better get my shit together. They're gonna want my paw print on Bollywood Boulevard.

Posted by: Zombie Cecil at August 01, 2015 11:22 PM (Dwehj)

211 Oh yeah, just remembered the newish Sec. of Defense has made it well nigh impossible to kick out of the military any transgender folk while a working group hashes things up.

http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=61148

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2015 11:23 PM (CpRK8)

212 "there is no link between being black and being a criminal ... [it's the Democrat's fault]" Try googling "murder rates by country."

Posted by: gp at August 01, 2015 11:18 PM (mk9aG)


Google is run by Communists. Figures you would go there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2015 11:23 PM (lojDy)

213 If somebody already had it they'd call another bus with fresh front seats.

If you're poor, maybe.

Where I grew up every seat we never ran out because every seat was the front seat.

Because that's the way the white bus rolls.

Posted by: Methos is not very good at this white privelege thing at August 01, 2015 11:23 PM (ZbV+0)

214 The True Believers are but cannon fodder...

Posted by: The Progressive Cause at August 01, 2015 11:08 PM (7YlUk)




Interesting turn of phrase; it reminds me of my high school American Government teacher. He used to yell at kids not paying attention in class that they were going to end up being cannon fodder because they were idiots.


He was a retired USAF Major (prior enlisted) who had flown on BUFFs out of Utapao as an EWO/Navigator.


Posted by: Country Singer at August 01, 2015 11:24 PM (nL0sw)

215 Let my felines go!!!!

Posted by: Cecil B. de Lion at August 01, 2015 11:24 PM (9bpxs)

216 125 Unfortunately I won't be able to move out there until next August, so you'll just have to be patient.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 01, 2015 11:02 PM

I'm flattered, but uh, thougt there was mutual interest with another party?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 11:24 PM (Vm8WO)

217 Hey holy shit. Lion meat can be ordered online, but WOW. That's insanely expensive.
Posted by: BCochran1981
----------------

We, on the other hand, have a special right now.

Posted by: PP at August 01, 2015 11:24 PM (9mTYi)

218 "pathetic to blame skin color instead of political and cultural indoctrination" OK, don't google "murder rates by country." You wouldn't want to upset yourself with 4chan/moby/racist hatefacts. I'm going to bed.

Posted by: gp at August 01, 2015 11:24 PM (mk9aG)

219 And you're here instead of having your wife rub lotion all over you why?????!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 11:18 PM (Vm8WO)



That happened earlier.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 01, 2015 11:25 PM (GEICT)

220 I'd love to run against Trump for POTUS.

I've got way better hair than than clown. Literally. I'm not joking.

Posted by: Joke Biden at August 01, 2015 11:25 PM (d+1U8)

221 Cecil on the Empire State building is both stupid and cool at the same time....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 01, 2015 11:26 PM (8HGb7)

222 Quick shot of our enemies foreign and domestic converging, it seems at least one of the guns used by the ill-fated Garland shooters was obtained through everyone's favorite cross-border gun-running scheme, Fast and Furious:

http://is.gd/B8Ez5Q

Posted by: Brother Cavil, stockpiling mead at August 01, 2015 11:15 PM (m9V0o)




Holy shit, I called it! I'll try to see if I can find the post.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 01, 2015 11:27 PM (nL0sw)

223 the only moby here is trying to make skin color the sole independent variable

but keep defending the thugocracy of open traitors

Posted by: Grad School Fool at August 01, 2015 11:27 PM (A9KzJ)

224 I've got better hair than Joe Biden.

Posted by: zombie Cecil at August 01, 2015 11:27 PM (lojDy)

225 I got the worse case of sun poisoning ever in 1984 when I spent an hour on the Jersey Shore on a cloudy,overcast day.

Meh.

I regularly take walks in denim in 100+ degree heat.

Posted by: The Dry Heat Hat at August 01, 2015 11:27 PM (7YlUk)

226 TPH I simply can not get excited by Gate. Battle Fairy Yukikaze meets Those Who Hunt Elves is what quickly springs to mind. Then there is the Weber/Evans books on Hell's Gate. Or even Pacific Rim.

When all that stuff comes tumbling to mind, I can't work up any enthusiasm. Heck I seem to remember back in the 1990s an indie comic that dropped a CF-18 Hornet with pilot into a parallel fantasy world.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2015 11:27 PM (CpRK8)

227 165 Posted by: Buzzion at August 01, 2015 11:11 PM

You're alive! Happy fun ball didnt slaughter you on an orgy of blood & destruction!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 11:28 PM (Vm8WO)

228 Free Beacon podcast avails now.

Upside: new free content for our ganky-conservative hearts

http://tinyurl.com/osgjcm8

Downside: JeffB.

Yea, that JeffB.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2015 11:28 PM (VY8H5)

229 LCDR Timothy White is to be charged for shooting at Chattanooga terrorist,

Jim Hoft at Gateway Pundit gets stuff wrong too often. Take this with a grain of salt.

And why does his site update on 15 minute intercals? I watch something he has imbedded, and boom, my computer locks up as his website tries to update my browser. He ain't Drudge report, no reason for that crap.

Posted by: rd at August 01, 2015 11:29 PM (KV+L+)

230 Hey holy shit. Lion meat can be ordered online, but WOW. That's insanely expensive.
Posted by: BCochran1981


I fully recommend that people try exotic meats.

The most interesting one I've tried: Kangaroo.

Posted by: The Hat Down Under at August 01, 2015 11:29 PM (7YlUk)

231 177 We need to rig a study to show that living in California causes cancer.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 01, 2015 11:15 PM

Oooh, I like this idea!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 11:30 PM (Vm8WO)

232 227 165 Posted by: Buzzion at August 01, 2015 11:11 PM

You're alive! Happy fun ball didnt slaughter you on an orgy of blood & destruction!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 11:28 PM (Vm8WO)


I was here last night you know.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 01, 2015 11:30 PM (Dmko9)

233 I'm flattered, but uh, thougt there was mutual interest with another party?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 11:24 PM (Vm8WO)


Honestly, I don't know if she's interested or not. I don't get the impression that she is, but I'm admittedly horrible about picking up on these things

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 01, 2015 11:31 PM (10ydV)

234 TPH I simply can not get excited by Gate. Battle Fairy Yukikaze meets Those Who Hunt Elves is what quickly springs to mind. Then there is the Weber/Evans books on Hell's Gate. Or even Pacific Rim.

When all that stuff comes tumbling to mind, I can't work up any enthusiasm. Heck I seem to remember back in the 1990s an indie comic that dropped a CF-18 Hornet with pilot into a parallel fantasy world.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 01, 2015 11:27 PM (CpRK


But I like Those who Hunt Elves...

Posted by: The Elf Hunting Hat at August 01, 2015 11:31 PM (7YlUk)

235 Just saw a trending item over on Facebook that the US Marine Corps has "certified the F-35 for combat".


Uh...

Weren't we being told just the other day that the plane is still being worked on, and that it's final capabilities aren't known as of yet?

Posted by: junior at August 01, 2015 11:31 PM (3m3mw)

236 If it's Trump vs. Biden, I'm gonna run 3rd party.

And when I win, I'll get to say "Now, I'm not only a client, but also the President."

Posted by: Sy Sperling at August 01, 2015 11:32 PM (d+1U8)

237 Oh shit, there goes the planet!

Posted by: Cecil D. Lion, Esq. at August 01, 2015 11:32 PM (9bpxs)

238 Anyone hot for an old liberal bitch tonight? Ace...Ace...come out and play. I want to see just how big that 'vocabulary' of yours really is!

Posted by: Doris from Ashberry,Vt. at August 01, 2015 11:32 PM (sA7In)

239 Hey Farmer I'm well how about you?,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 01, 2015 11:16 PM

Well...I was reading last night's ONT. It seemed really slow and no one was posting much.

Then I got up this morn and checked it again. I was reading and posting on the late night open thread, not the ONT! LOL

I'm hoping I'm not the first Moron to do that, yikes!

Posted by: Farmer at August 01, 2015 11:32 PM (o/90i)

240 The most interesting one I've tried: Kangaroo.

Posted by: The Hat Down Under at August 01, 2015 11:29 PM (7YlUk)


Didn't like it. Kept jumping off the grill.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 01, 2015 11:33 PM (lojDy)

241 219 And you're here instead of having your wife rub lotion all over you why?????!!!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 11:18 PM (Vm8WO)
That happened earlier.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 01, 2015 11:25 PM (GEICT)

Yay!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 11:33 PM (Vm8WO)

242 Anna-Puma, a question about the F-15, and what we're facing with a weakened AF in the next decade or three.

If I recall, there was a "Stealth Eagle" variant, pitched as a lower cost alternative to the F-22. Conformal tanks, serpentine jet intakes, vectored thrust and a few other low-observable features.

Given the age of our current combat fighter fleets, I'll ask you the "OK, you're Queen, an absolute dictator for the next eight years" question.

Would you order things like the Stealth Eagle to quickly replenish the squadrons? New F-16 variants for those roles?

New F/A 18 versions for the fleet? With what mods?

I think those three are our primary "engagement" type combat aircraft these days, anyway.

The F-22 is new, of course....just not nearly enough of them, I think.

What would be on your 8 year menu for our aviation assets?

Just reading about those Reagan Era F-15s..... yeah, that's worrisome.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 01, 2015 11:34 PM (RzZOc)

243 236 If it's Trump vs. Biden, I'm gonna run 3rd party.

And when I win, I'll get to say "Now, I'm not only a client, but also the President."
Posted by: Sy Sperling at August 01, 2015 11:32 PM (d+1U

Need someone to say I liked the country so much I bought it

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 01, 2015 11:35 PM (cOAsu)

244 232 I was here last night you know.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 01, 2015 11:30 PM (

Must have been after I nodded off.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 11:36 PM (Vm8WO)

245 >>>Yay, DC is here! How drunk are you?

Sober enough to type. Not sober enough to drive.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 01, 2015 11:37 PM (e+1S5)

246 Need someone to say I liked the country so much I bought it

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarianp


So smooth shave on Ricochet requires...

Posted by: Not Rob Long on Ricochet at August 01, 2015 11:37 PM (VY8H5)

247 233 Honestly, I don't know if she's interested or not. I don't get the impression that she is, but I'm admittedly horrible about picking up on these things
Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 01, 2015 11:31 P

I don't know either. My encouraging the situation was not well received, so my lips have been zipped.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 11:38 PM (Vm8WO)

248 I just got a refurbished Note 4, and after transferring all my shit from my old phone, I found myself drawing dicks on JEF pics.

I love this phone.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 01, 2015 11:38 PM (zyIlW)

249 >>>Need someone to say I liked the country so much I bought it

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 01, 2015 11:35 PM (cOAsu)<<<

I believe that's our strategy.

Posted by: Juan Ellis Bush and Cankles Clinton at August 01, 2015 11:39 PM (d+1U8)

250 (The hardest part prepping it earlier was crushing my nuts.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 01, 2015 10:42 PM (ntObR)

Did you write that with a straight face?

Morons.

And I mean that in the kindest of terms.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 01, 2015 11:39 PM (+YMhA)

251 The most interesting one I've tried: Kangaroo.

Posted by: The Hat Down Under at August 01, 2015 11:29 PM (7YlUk)
Taste like chicken?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 01, 2015 11:39 PM (NaeCR)

252 sup horde

Posted by: thathalfrican - in the city lights at August 01, 2015 11:39 PM (R5HRU)

253 240 The most interesting one I've tried: Kangaroo.

------------

We don't get many kangaroo steaks in here.

Posted by: Disembodied Punchlines at August 01, 2015 11:40 PM (oZr5y)

254 Bah, I can't find it, and I'm not gonna worry with searching through all the posts. But what made me think that was how clammed up things got about the actual weapons the guy had, and how no one in the MSM was yapping about where the guy bought them from.

Posted by: Country Singer at August 01, 2015 11:40 PM (nL0sw)

255 The most interesting one I've tried: Kangaroo.

Posted by: The Hat Down Under at August 01, 2015 11:29 PM (7YlUk)
Taste like chicken?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 01, 2015 11:39 PM (NaeCR)


It was very red meat. Very.

Posted by: The Hoppin' Hat at August 01, 2015 11:40 PM (7YlUk)

256 True Fact : Lions will lick Liver Pate off of just about anything.

Posted by: Melanie Griffen at August 01, 2015 11:40 PM (+p3XK)

257 245 Sober enough to type. Not sober enough to drive.
Posted by: DC in River City at August 01, 2015 11:37 PM

Hmmm. Drunk enough to post those shirtless pics the 'ettes have been waiting for?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 11:41 PM (Vm8WO)

258 Those damn Cubs win a series at Miller Park against a pitiful Milwaukee team and the northsiders strut around town like their team is the 1927 Yankees.

Yo, Cubbie fans! There's a team that is significantly ahead of yours in this division. It's called the St. Louis Cardinals. Whip their asses and then strut.

*Sigh* It's so much nicer when I can look down on the Cubs. Can we have Anthony Rizzo?

It's an absolutely gorgeous night here, so that's good.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at August 01, 2015 11:41 PM (+XMAD)

259 And I do have some herbal refreshment and am watching From Dusk Till Dawn. So if my comments get more weird than usual, feel free to ignore me.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 01, 2015 11:41 PM (e+1S5)

260 Kangaroos seem chewy...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2015 11:41 PM (VY8H5)

261 Actually, CDR M, when you gonna fess up you're the mystery shirtless 'Ron?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 11:41 PM (Vm8WO)

262 True Fact : Lions will lick Liver Pate off of just about anything.

Posted by: Melanie Griffen at August 01, 2015 11:40 PM (+p3XK)


*orders a few gallons of liver pate*

Posted by: Madeline Albright at August 01, 2015 11:41 PM (7YlUk)

263 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8xPHS-n5Gw

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 01, 2015 11:42 PM (7RXcs)

264 A rabbi, a kangaroo steak and a dead celebrity lion walk into a bar...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 01, 2015 11:43 PM (oZr5y)

265
248 I just got a refurbished Note 4, and after transferring all my shit from my old phone, I found myself drawing dicks on JEF pics.

I love this phone.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 01

Funny

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 01, 2015 11:43 PM (cOAsu)

266 248 I just got a refurbished Note 4, and after transferring all my shit from my old phone, I found myself drawing dicks on JEF pics. I love this phone.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 01, 2015 11:38 PM

Bwwaaahhhh!!!! Put your glass next to the USB & I'll pour you a kir.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 11:43 PM (Vm8WO)

267 nd am watching From Dusk Till Dawn. So if my comments get more weird than usual, feel free to ignore me.

Posted by: DC in River City


The the most awkward of ladies might contemplate that, but you know...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 01, 2015 11:44 PM (VY8H5)

268 Fast and Furious gun running?

Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at August 01, 2015 11:44 PM (TWXpK)

269 heheh...

On my 4th shot now, but pour away bebe!

Heya MisHum!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 01, 2015 11:44 PM (zyIlW)

270 258 Those damn Cubs win a series at Miller Park against a pitiful Milwaukee team and the northsiders strut around town like their team is the 1927 Yankees.

Yo, Cubbie fans! There's a team that is significantly ahead of yours in this division. It's called the St. Louis Cardinals. Whip their asses and then strut.

*Sigh* It's so much nicer when I can look down on the Cubs. Can we have Anthony Rizzo?

It's an absolutely gorgeous night here, so that's good.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at August 01, 2015 11:41 PM (+XMAD)



You know according to back to the future 2 they win the World Series this year. Wouldn't that be a kick? Of all the stuff they showed of the future in that movie the most impossible thing happens. And that includes the ability to travel through time.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 01, 2015 11:45 PM (Dmko9)

271 Slainte SMFH!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 11:45 PM (Vm8WO)

272 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 11:41 PM (Vm8WO)


I'll unveil the identity at the next moron meet up.

Posted by: CDR M at August 01, 2015 11:46 PM (TWXpK)

273 I don't know either. My encouraging the situation was not well received, so my lips have been zipped.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 11:38 PM (Vm8WO)


Probably for the best. I would hate if she felt pressured to do anything. Personally, I just enjoyed hanging out and dancing.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at August 01, 2015 11:46 PM (10ydV)

274 It's an absolutely gorgeous night here, so that's good.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at August 01, 2015 11:41 PM

Same here Donna, a bit cooler than it's been. Be well.

T

Posted by: Farmer at August 01, 2015 11:48 PM (o/90i)

275 272 I'll unveil the identity at the next moron meet up.
Posted by: CDR M at August 01, 2015 11:46 PM

You're gonna make us all go to NoVa next year? Or is Vegas gonna finally happen?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 11:48 PM (Vm8WO)

276 A few of the people who actually have read the random rambles I've been known to insert on the ONT may recall that I had to replace the power door lock actuator in the driver's door of my Honda. It turned out to be an insanely painful process that took weeks with a road-trip sandwiched into the middle of it.



Well, now the rear passenger's-side actuator has gone bad. Every time I used the power door locks to lock, it made this horrible grinding-gears noise. So, with the mad skillz I picked up fixing the driver's door actuator, I took apart the door and looked inside. What I saw shocked me so much that I searched-up a how-to video on youtube -- which confirmed the disturbing truth.



You nearly have to take EVERY DETACHABLE PART out of the rear door to swap out the power lock actuator. [I could swear the guy making the youtube video said, "oh, fuck...." a bunch of times and edited it out.] So I just unplugged it and will leave it locked.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 01, 2015 11:48 PM (EzgxV)

277 >>>Hmmm. Drunk enough to post those shirtless pics the 'ettes have been waiting for?

Soon. Maybe tomorrow, if you feel like making cupcakes.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 01, 2015 11:48 PM (e+1S5)

278 Best I've had: zebra. Tender and juicy.

Also had 10 years ago with my brother in a romp through southern Africa (from favoritest to least favoritest --but still yummy):

oryx

kudu

springbok

Posted by: logprof at August 01, 2015 11:49 PM (9bpxs)

279 Personally, I just enjoyed hanging out and dancing.

Here Ya Go ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8HkEprSaAs

Posted by: Adriane the 70s Critic ... at August 01, 2015 11:49 PM (qOsoH)

280 Shirtless pics?

Do tell.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 01, 2015 11:49 PM (zyIlW)

281 Howdy, SMFH!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at August 01, 2015 11:51 PM (EzgxV)

282 Saturday Swimsuit Edition ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/627531626243751936

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/627531846520143872

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/627532052858957824

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/627532267997433856

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/627532439456342016

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/627532606783893505

Posted by: kbdabear at August 01, 2015 11:51 PM (GrXXa)

283 Mmmm! Pancakes!

Posted by: Gaza buzzards at August 01, 2015 11:51 PM (lojDy)

284 277. Maybe tomorrow, if you feel like making cupcakes.
Posted by: DC in River City at August 01, 2015 11:48 PM

Son of a ...how many times do I have to make fucking cupcakes for you to get a little beefcake in return of the long suffering 'ettes?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 11:52 PM (Vm8WO)

285 Posted by: Buzzion at August 01, 2015 11:45 PM (Dmko9)

Got a bit of a climb ahead, seeing as how they're half a game back from the second Wild Card spot... and it remains to be seen whether their name continues to stand for Completely Useless By September.
But they can always try.

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at August 01, 2015 11:52 PM (iuQS7)

286 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 11:48 PM (Vm8WO)

Oh a Vegas one would be nice. My goal is to make the next in VA. I'll be in anew job at that point so it'll be easier to attend. I hope.

Posted by: CDR M at August 01, 2015 11:52 PM (TWXpK)

287 Heya cooth!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 01, 2015 11:52 PM (zyIlW)

288 And I do have some herbal refreshment and am watching From Dusk Till Dawn. So if my comments get more weird than usual, feel free to ignore me.
Posted by: DC in River City at August 01, 2015 11:41 PM

Try to define "more weird than normal".

Is From Dusk Till Dawn worth checking out?

Posted by: Farmer at August 01, 2015 11:53 PM (o/90i)

289 Preach it bebe!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 01, 2015 11:53 PM (zyIlW)

290 280 Shirtless pics? Do tell.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 01, 2015 11:49 PM

Not shirtless, but have you seen his weightlifting pic?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 11:53 PM (Vm8WO)

291 Is From Dusk Till Dawn worth checking out?

Depends ... Ya got all night?

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at August 01, 2015 11:53 PM (qOsoH)

292 Bebe and Gushie,
CoAlex stopped by our place in May, up in western WA, for dinner with the wife and me.
Interesting young man.
It was fun, but we didn't dance...

Hi, Alex!

Posted by: ChrisP at August 01, 2015 11:53 PM (PWgy/)

293 Cruz vs Biden debate....entertainment or just plain unfair?

Posted by: lindafell de Spair at August 01, 2015 11:54 PM (xVgrA)

294 was on the previous movie music thread and nobody added two of my favs: predator and where eagles dare. so there.

but i noticed someone (y-not?) mentioned obama's resemblance to thulsa doom in the last scene of conan.

thing is, obama is a loy like thulsa doom and i don't see how it's not a point made very often.

obama has the cult.

obama does the thulsa stare to intimidate.

his circular symbol is like thulsa's snake circle.

obama's ring (that people have speculated is islamic) is actually a ring with snakes.

there are other creepy comparisons.


Posted by: steinmetz at August 01, 2015 11:54 PM (CrYC8)

295 No bebe. No I haven't.

But I would like to.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 01, 2015 11:54 PM (zyIlW)

296 >>>Try to define "more weird than normal

It's DC what do you expect?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 01, 2015 11:54 PM (cOAsu)

297 It was very red meat. Very.

Posted by: The Hoppin' Hat at August 01, 2015 11:40 PM


It's pretty rough eating.

Posted by: otho at August 01, 2015 11:55 PM (d8udV)

298 Hello from Las Cruces. Visted Roswell and White Sands dunes park today.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 01, 2015 11:56 PM (zhwkH)

299 @288

From Dusk till dawn could have been an incredible film if it didn't become a vampire slasher gore fest in the second half.

Unfortunately the first half is an excuse to get to the second half.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 01, 2015 11:58 PM (oF9un)

300 AshevilleRobert at August 01, 2015 11:56 PM (zhwkH)

Hope your trip is going well ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at August 01, 2015 11:58 PM (qOsoH)

301 >>>Is From Dusk Till Dawn worth checking out?

It's campy and absurd! but it's got vampires, boobehs, explosions, and people getting shot in the face. Plus Salma Hayek dancing with a snake.

If that's your kind of thing, then yes. It's on Netflix,

Posted by: DC in River City at August 01, 2015 11:59 PM (e+1S5)

302 298 Hello from Las Cruces. Visted Roswell and White Sands dunes park today.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 01, 2015 11:56 PM (zhwkH)

--What are you doin' in that hellhole?

Posted by: logprof in EP at August 01, 2015 11:59 PM (9bpxs)

303 It's DC what do you expect?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 01, 2015 11:54 PM (cOAsu)



Bad vodka. Good weed.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Lion Lives Matter at August 01, 2015 11:59 PM (GEICT)

304 DC lifting: http://tinypic.com/r/333e51g/8

Mystery shirtless 'ron(seriously its CDR M!)
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/327182.php

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 01, 2015 11:59 PM (Vm8WO)

305 Try to define "more weird than normal
It's DC what do you expect?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 01, 2015 11:54 PM

Nothing but the usual entertainment I find here.

You all keep me amused in the dismal situation we are living in politically in this country.

Posted by: Farmer at August 02, 2015 12:00 AM (o/90i)

306 gator meat > 'roo meat

Posted by: logprof, former Tallahassean at August 02, 2015 12:00 AM (9bpxs)

307 @293

Let's hope Cruz does a better job than Paul Ryan.

I will always be amazed at how many times Paul Ryan was completely neutralized by Biden simply uttering the world malarkey at key moments during the debate.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 02, 2015 12:01 AM (oF9un)

308 Oh, and here's Grimmy's sausage as a bonus
http://tinypic.com/r/2m46n1l/8

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 02, 2015 12:02 AM (Vm8WO)

309 Hello from Las Cruces. Visted Roswell and White Sands dunes park today.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert


Did you see any of those little grey aliens?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 02, 2015 12:02 AM (W5DcG)

310 285 Posted by: Buzzion at August 01, 2015 11:45 PM (Dmko9)

Got a bit of a climb ahead, seeing as how they're half a game back from the second Wild Card spot... and it remains to be seen whether their name continues to stand for Completely Useless By September.
But they can always try.


------


Well I did say it was the least likely prediction including time travel.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 02, 2015 12:02 AM (FShov)

311 298 Hello from Las Cruces. Visted Roswell and White Sands dunes park today.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 01, 2015 11:56 PM (zhwkH)



How was it?

Posted by: cthulhu at August 02, 2015 12:03 AM (EzgxV)

312 >>>Oh, and here's Grimmy's sausage as a bonus

Filed under "links I won't be clicking"

Posted by: DC in River City at August 02, 2015 12:03 AM (e+1S5)

313 I will always be amazed at how many times Paul Ryan was completely neutralized by Biden simply uttering the world malarkey at key moments during the debate.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 02, 2015 12:01 AM (oF9un)

Biden is an idiot, sure, but he knows how to get down and dirty.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 02, 2015 12:04 AM (wZ2hu)

314 "What are you doin' in that hellhole?Posted by: logprof in EP"

It was a good stopping point on the way to Phoenix.

Good hotel, and the asian buffet right next door was excellent.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 02, 2015 12:05 AM (zhwkH)

315 312 >>>Oh, and here's Grimmy's sausage as a bonus
Filed under "links I won't be clicking"
Posted by: DC in River City at August 02, 2015 12:03 AM

Ha! It's along the same lines as Gushie's hairless pusseh.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 02, 2015 12:05 AM (Vm8WO)

316 Nothing but the usual entertainment I find here.

You all keep me amused in the dismal situation we are living in politically in this country.
Posted by: Farmer at August 02, 2015 12:00 AM (o/90i)


The feelings are mutual

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 02, 2015 12:06 AM (cOAsu)

317 Filed under "links I won't be clicking"
Posted by: DC in River City at August 02, 2015 12:03 AM (e+1S5)

There's plenty of meat there, mostly lighter, but some dark, .

Posted by: Thrawn at August 02, 2015 12:06 AM (wZ2hu)

318 SMFH:

, I found myself drawing dicks on JEF pics.

I love this phone.


And I love you....

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at August 02, 2015 12:06 AM (KG0mU)

319 Yes, it hot Chris night on Starz. Captain America just ending, Guardians of the Galaxy up next. Nom nom nom

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 02, 2015 12:07 AM (Vm8WO)

320 DV TV

Blowshitup Day aka July 4th.

"Women should yell "Fire in the hole!" if they have an STD."

http://tinyurl.com/oe26o4n

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 02, 2015 12:08 AM (zyIlW)

321 >>>Ha! It's along the same lines as Gushie's hairless pusseh.

No no, I would certainly click on that link. I know it would just be another stupid cat picture, but I would still click.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 02, 2015 12:08 AM (e+1S5)

322 Oh, and here's Grimmy's sausage as a bonus



Oh I just can't wait to be ding!

Posted by: Late Cecil at August 02, 2015 12:08 AM (9bpxs)

323 A'ville Robt - Dropped to just under 60 deg. here last night.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2015 12:09 AM (9mTYi)

324 Posted by: Late Cecil

What are you late for?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 02, 2015 12:10 AM (awspb)

325 Playing Fallout4 on a Mac must be an amazing expo.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2015 12:10 AM (VY8H5)

326 Gushie's hairless pusseh

http://tinypic.com/r/xaqnbb/5

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 02, 2015 12:11 AM (Vm8WO)

327 Evenin horde.

Happy 31st birthday to me!

*not really, but I tried to embarrass my buddies daughter with the steakhouse singing to her.....but she flipped it on me.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 02, 2015 12:12 AM (XAFOu)

328 I just farted.

Posted by: Joe! Biden at August 02, 2015 12:12 AM (9bpxs)

329 RWC - Team BOHICA at August 02, 2015 12:12 AM (XAFOu)

Happy Birthday! Wishing you Health & Happiness for the years to come ...

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at August 02, 2015 12:14 AM (qOsoH)

330 I know what it's like to have the water company shut down everything.


In Switzerland.

Posted by: Hitlery at August 02, 2015 12:14 AM (9bpxs)

331 >>>Gushie's hairless pusseh

I knew it was a dumb cat. I clicked anyway. 73rd times the charm.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 02, 2015 12:15 AM (e+1S5)

332 I swear though, at the gift shop in White Sands dunes park, there was this lady in front of me at the register, and she was asking all of these inane questions about these cheap plastic sleds that you could buy to slide down the sand dunes. "How thick is it? Which one is better? Are the orange one's faster?

And then they couldn't get her debit card to authorize the whole transaction, and she was having this long debate with herself about what course of action she was going to take...

Despite my urge to take the nearest blunt object and put her out of her misery, I ended up trdging accross the store and finding another register. She was still there when I left...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 02, 2015 12:16 AM (zhwkH)

333 Gushie's hairless pusseh

http://tinypic.com/r/xaqnbb/5

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 02, 2015 12:11 AM (Vm8WO)


Dammit.

You cocktease...

Posted by: Roman Polanski at August 02, 2015 12:16 AM (7YlUk)

334 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 02, 2015 12:12 AM (XAFOu)

Happy BD

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 02, 2015 12:16 AM (cOAsu)

335 Anyone know where the nearest ATM is?

I need to make a $55,000 deposit.

Posted by: Hillary! ain't no ways tarred at August 02, 2015 12:16 AM (9bpxs)

336 Gushie's hairless pusseh

http://tinypic.com/r/xaqnbb/5

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 02, 2015 12:11 AM (Vm8WO)




Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/5nMWUdS1Zqg

Posted by: Country Singer at August 02, 2015 12:16 AM (nL0sw)

337 331 >>>Gushie's hairless pusseh

I knew it was a dumb cat. I clicked anyway. 73rd times the charm.
Posted by: DC in River City at August 02, 2015 12:15 AM (e+1S5)


Gotta keep your reflexes up for when guahies whipped cream is linked.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 02, 2015 12:17 AM (OWgCy)

338 Bizarro Woodrow Wilson's reaction to unrestrained U-Boat warfare against all shipping, 5 April 1917

[...]
There is one choice we cannot make, we are incapable of making: we will choose the path of submission and suffer the most sacred rights of our Nation and our people to be ignored and violated. The wrongs against which we now array against ourselves are no common wrongs; we must let them cut to the very roots of human life.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2015 12:18 AM (3pRHP)

339 --What are you doin' in that hellhole?

Given the choice between Las Cruces, NM, and Stockton, CA, I will take Las Cruces every time.

Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 02, 2015 12:19 AM (bZQB+)

340 White Sands is consistently as good as the psychotropics you bring there with you.

Posted by: Garrett at August 02, 2015 12:19 AM (+p3XK)

341 Good night Morons
Be well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at August 02, 2015 12:20 AM (cOAsu)

342
And then they couldn't get her debit card to authorize the whole transaction, and she was having this long debate with herself about what course of action she was going to take...

Despite my urge to take the nearest blunt object and put her out of her misery, I ended up trdging accross the store and finding another register. She was still there when I left...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert



It's not all alien stupidity.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2015 12:20 AM (VY8H5)

343 Another event that happened on August 1st:

1946, in Athens, TN the election was held that sparked "The Battle of Athens."


How long until that history repeats itself?

Posted by: Country Singer at August 02, 2015 12:21 AM (nL0sw)

344 White Sands is consistently as good as the psychotropics you bring there with you.

Don't take those and drive in the dunes. The oryx are real.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 02, 2015 12:22 AM (bZQB+)

345 >>>Gotta keep your reflexes up for when guahies whipped cream is linked.

This man gets it.

Posted by: DC in River City at August 02, 2015 12:22 AM (e+1S5)

346 The Crime Stopper video is 'da bomb!

'The Sheriff likes eating her and i do too....'

The perp will be lucky if they don't give him the chair. ...

Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at August 02, 2015 12:22 AM (7GI9v)

347 Huma's catnip:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/humascatnip

Posted by: Huma at August 02, 2015 12:22 AM (9bpxs)

348 "A'ville Robt - Dropped to just under 60 deg. here last night.Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., et"

Drive through west Texas and New Mexico mostly 95 to 100, except when we cut through the Apache resevation and climbed up to the 7900 ft pass on hwy 70. Intermittant rain showers dropped it down into the 60's.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 02, 2015 12:24 AM (zhwkH)

349 Evening Blanco and all. Sup?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at August 02, 2015 12:24 AM (1eYr7)

350 No no no.

Thanks all.

But not my BD. I had to suck it up and say it was my birthday cause the buddy's daughter flipped it on me.

So, not my birthday...even though they sang to me while I was in the saddle.

Yeah, it backfired.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 02, 2015 12:24 AM (XAFOu)

351 Area 51 (2015)

It's cool if you like low-budge stuff. Not gory. Just low budge creep.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2015 12:24 AM (VY8H5)

352 except when we cut through the Apache resevation and climbed up to the 7900 ft pass on hwy 70. Intermittant rain showers dropped it down into the 60's.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 02, 2015 12:24 AM (zhwkH)


--That would be the pass near Ruidoso, no?

Drove through there in a moving van last year to EP.

Posted by: logprof at August 02, 2015 12:26 AM (9bpxs)

353 I used to date a lab tech who would use chloroform to denature proteins in her work.

She thought the joke pick-up line, "hey Honey, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you" was freakin' hilarious.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2015 12:26 AM (3pRHP)

354 My buddy lives within the city limits, and had an armadillo tearing up his yard. He called to ask me if I thought shooting it with a pellet gun (can't shoot firearm in the city) would work; I said

What part of armor dillo don't you understand??

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 02, 2015 12:27 AM (jPlFu)

355 So, not my birthday...even though they sang to me while I was in the saddle.

Here Ya Go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdsZT7WKjW8

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at August 02, 2015 12:29 AM (qOsoH)

356 Great minds, Adriane.

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at August 02, 2015 12:31 AM (iuQS7)

357 355 So, not my birthday...even though they sang to me while I was in the saddle.

Here Ya Go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdsZT7WKjW8
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at August 02, 2015 12:29 AM (qOsoH)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYCPGEEvkJU

Posted by: logprof at August 02, 2015 12:33 AM (9bpxs)

358 Chloroform will not knock you out quickly.

*don't ask me how I know this*

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 02, 2015 12:33 AM (jPlFu)

359 Hey, AR, hows the trip?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 02, 2015 12:33 AM (xGa3M)

360 "That would be the pass near Ruidoso, no? Drove through there in a moving van last year to EP.Posted by: logprof"

Yep. Just down from there. Mescalero is the name of the closest town (and the reservation).

I just love geography and looking at all of the different terrain as we are driving.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 02, 2015 12:33 AM (zhwkH)

361 Jim, eight years in the current climate? Probably impossible to accomplish much considering how much manufacturing capability has atrophied in the US.

I am not sure if the Silent Eagle that South Korea rejected will really be that much of a game changer. Luckily Boeing is still building F-15s so can get more if the funds are appropriated. Add in the AESA radar, other electronic upgrades, and design in a 16,000 hour airframe life from the Strike Eagle and be back in business with a proven air superiority fighter with air to ground capability.

The last F-16 for the USAF was 01-7053 which was delivered to the 55th FS, the same unit that just had an F-16CM fatally collide with a Cessna 150. http://www.f-16.net/f-16-news-article4971.html

But luckily Lock-Mart is still churning out F-16s. Eight were just delivered to Egypt along with the order filled for Iraq. So like the F-15 it is possible to get new F-16s.

New A-10s are impossible. But the USAF just went through a re-manufacture that replaced the lower wing skins, did other structural fixes, and wired the A-10 to handle smart munitions. But right now at AMARC there are A-10Cs in storage even as A-10As are being scrapped.

Naval aviation, it would be interesting to see if anything could clear the Pentagon in 8 years to replace the Rhinos. All the A and C models are at their lifetime limit. So for better or worse, the Navy is wedded to the naval version of the F-35 even as the Marines' F-35B struggles. I have seen one report that the gun will not be cleared for the CAS mission until 2017.

And the US just lost the India MMRCA bid to France. Instead of 126 airplanes that could have been F-18 Super Hornets or F-16 Fighting Falcons, India is buying 36 Rafales.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 02, 2015 12:34 AM (CpRK8)

362 Yep. Just down from there. Mescalero is the name of the closest town (and the reservation).

I just love geography and looking at all of the different terrain as we are driving.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 02, 2015 12:33 AM (zhwkH)

--Highest elevation I'd ever driven on. (I'd been higher on foot.)

Posted by: logprof at August 02, 2015 12:35 AM (9bpxs)

363 I'm quite alright with Hollywood being wrong about how quickly you can be knocked unconscious with chloroform. They can get that sort of stuff wrong as much as possible.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 02, 2015 12:35 AM (OWgCy)

364 Do the babies scream when the democrat mother "chooses" to stab them in the back of the neck? Then sell the body parts.

Posted by: AC at August 02, 2015 12:36 AM (TzeLs)

365 Speaking of movie lies, will a "silencer" work on a revolver?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 02, 2015 12:36 AM (W5DcG)

366 Scopolamine.

Posted by: that creepy guy from Where Eagles Dare at August 02, 2015 12:38 AM (BNfgJ)

367 Seattle dumbass CEO ruining company in act of love.

Seattle is full of these geniuses. The city is an economics desert. Get your bet down for him winning the Nobel Prize in Economics. Yes, he will edge out the Venezuelan Economic Ministry.
And in other news, the city is installing more LGBT rainbow crosswalks on Capitol Hill. Spendy, but Fabulous!

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at August 02, 2015 12:38 AM (uPxUo)

368 Did they catch the thief?

Posted by: eman at August 02, 2015 12:39 AM (MQEz6)

369 "Hey, AR, hows the trip?Posted by: Ricardo Kill"

Going super. Roswell was interesting. Went through the museum. Almost everything in town is alien themed of course.

Weather has been hot but good. Just a couple of thunderstorms.

Alabama has had the cheapest gas so far. New mexico the most expensive. Of course, we still have to get to LA so that will end up being the most expensive.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 02, 2015 12:39 AM (zhwkH)

370 Speaking of movie lies, will a "silencer" work on a revolver?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 02, 2015 12:36 AM (W5DcG)

****

Never have seen a threaded barrel revolver, but I guess it could happen.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at August 02, 2015 12:40 AM (cygkw)

371 368 Did they catch the thief?
Posted by: eman at August 02, 2015 12:39 AM (MQEz6)


--Context, ThunderB's Doeppelgaenger?

Posted by: logprof at August 02, 2015 12:40 AM (9bpxs)

372 Get your bet down for him winning the Nobel Prize in Economics. Yes, he will edge out the Venezuelan Economic Ministry.
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan

I will be honored to stand next to him when I pick up my Peace Prize.

Posted by: John Francois Kerry at August 02, 2015 12:41 AM (awspb)

373
365 Speaking of movie lies, will a "silencer" work on a revolver?


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 02, 2015 12:36 AM (W5DcG)

Normally, no. But it can.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 02, 2015 12:42 AM (XAFOu)

374 Speaking of movie lies, will a "silencer" work on a revolver?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 02, 2015 12:36 AM (W5DcG)


I expect it would work poorly, because of the imperfect seal between the cylinder and the barrel.

Posted by: Gaza buzzards at August 02, 2015 12:42 AM (vHvSw)

375 Do the babies scream when the democrat mother "chooses" to stab them in the back of the neck? Then sell the body parts.

Posted by: AC at August 02, 2015 12:36 AM (TzeLs)


Ask Barbra Boxer:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/pa5oxwy

Posted by: The Partial hat at August 02, 2015 12:43 AM (7YlUk)

376 Off, carrion-eating sock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2015 12:43 AM (vHvSw)

377 365 >> Speaking of movie lies, will a "silencer" work on a revolver?

For the most part, yes. There is a bit more leakage of gasses between the cylinder and barrel which won't be muffled. You'll still need to use a subsonic round.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 02, 2015 12:44 AM (jPlFu)

378 I will be honored to stand next to him when I pick up my Peace Prize.
Posted by: John Francois Kerry at August 02, 2015 12:41 AM (awspb)


The F stands for Fucking, if you please.

Posted by: JF Kerry at August 02, 2015 12:44 AM (9bpxs)

379 Guess should add a few more links.

India picks France - http://preview.tinyurl.com/pjngf4r

Egypt receives eight F-16C Block 52s - http://preview.tinyurl.com/o79qfyf

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 02, 2015 12:45 AM (CpRK8)

380 Slooooooooooooow for a Saturday night here

Posted by: That Guy Who Bitches About The ONT Content at August 02, 2015 12:46 AM (9bpxs)

381 "Going super. "


That's awesome. For a little bit this morning we were only an hour or so apart from one another. Too bad we couldn't have had coffee.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 02, 2015 12:47 AM (xGa3M)

382 She thought the joke pick-up line, "hey Honey, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you" was freakin' hilarious.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2015 12:26 AM (3pRHP)

My labmate doesn't use a fume hood when he purifies DNA using the phenol-chloroform extraction method. The common retort whenever he opens the bottle of chloroform and that signature smell permeates the air is: "Hmmm...date night tonight?"

Posted by: Thrawn at August 02, 2015 12:48 AM (wZ2hu)

383 It takes 6-8 babies to make a fetus casserole.

Depends on if you want more white or more dark meat.

Posted by: Cecille Richards at August 02, 2015 12:49 AM (9bpxs)

384 Per WZ, a Memphis cop has been shot during a traffic stop.

No other details at this time.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 02, 2015 12:50 AM (jPlFu)

385 382 She thought the joke pick-up line, "hey Honey, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you" was freakin' hilarious.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2015 12:26 AM (3pRHP)

My labmate doesn't use a fume hood when he purifies DNA using the phenol-chloroform extraction method. The common retort whenever he opens the bottle of chloroform and that signature smell permeates the air is: "Hmmm...date night tonight?"

Posted by: Thrawn at August 02, 2015 12:48 AM (wZ2hu)



Heh.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 02, 2015 12:50 AM (EzgxV)

386 371 368 Did they catch the thief?
Posted by: eman at August 02, 2015 12:39 AM (MQEz6)


--Context, ThunderB's Doeppelgaenger?
Posted by: logprof at August 02, 2015 12:40 AM (9bpxs)

The one that robbed Stelly's.

Posted by: eman at August 02, 2015 12:50 AM (MQEz6)

387 Seattle is full of these geniuses. The city is an economics desert. Get your bet down for him winning the Nobel Prize in Economics.

..........

Totally off topic but NOBEL in this reminded me of this. My sister who couldn't make it through college and I with a degree with play each other on trivia crack daily. One of my questions the other day was what year was Mr Nobel born. Now in the heck would know that? Thinking I get the questions like that and she gets "What football team has a dolphin as mascot" ( for the record I got that question once and one of the choices was Miami Dolphins)

Posted by: Molly k. at August 02, 2015 12:51 AM (zS+qK)

388 The one that robbed Stelly's.
Posted by: eman at August 02, 2015 12:50 AM (MQEz6)


--???

Search found no reference to Stelly's.

???

Posted by: logprof at August 02, 2015 12:52 AM (9bpxs)

389 Regarding the chloroform bit, there's a nice scene in Morons From Outer Space in which the morons are escaping from captivity. One of the morons grabs a big wrench with which to deal with the guard.

Dealing with the guard goes something like this:

moron thwacks guard upside the heck, which would be an instant KO in any other movie.

Guard: Ow! What did you do that for? That hurt!

moron thwacks the guard again.

Guard: Ow!

morons run off

Posted by: Anachronda at August 02, 2015 12:52 AM (o78gS)

390 Slooooooooooooow for a Saturday night here
Posted by: That Guy Who Bitches About The ONT Content

I would post more, but apparently you're not allowed to drink after a concussion. Even a mild one.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 02, 2015 12:52 AM (awspb)

391 I think eman has taken the Red Pill.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 02, 2015 12:53 AM (CpRK8)

392 Did they catch the thief?

Turns out it was the blonde chickie with the short hair.

Posted by: Robie at August 02, 2015 12:54 AM (BNfgJ)

393 Only common revolver that be effectively silenced, is the Nagant M1895 Gas Seal revolver.

They cylinder moves forward to close the barrel-cylinder gap, via cam action upon cocking the hammer.

Plus, that barrel-cylinder gap, as well as the cartridge itself, are designed into the "seal" system.

Hence, a barrel-end suppressor will work.

Otherwise, the conventional barrel-cylinder gap on a revolver will all but negate any sound suppression offered by a "silencer".

Still, a 6" bbl. K-17, firing CB caps, is pretty damn quiet, sans suppressor.

Contact kill, to be sure.... but effective within those parameters.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2015 12:54 AM (RzZOc)

394 390 Slooooooooooooow for a Saturday night here
Posted by: That Guy Who Bitches About The ONT Content

I would post more, but apparently you're not allowed to drink after a concussion. Even a mild one.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 02, 2015 12:52 AM (awspb)


.............

Heres a tip......... drink then get your concussion. Rookie

Posted by: Molly k. at August 02, 2015 12:54 AM (zS+qK)

395 I would post more, but apparently you're not allowed to drink after a concussion. Even a mild one.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at August 02, 2015 12:52 AM (awspb)

--I should probably not drink in any event, but hey, it's Saturday!

Posted by: logprof at August 02, 2015 12:55 AM (9bpxs)

396 Also totally apropos of nothing, my biggest monitor went pink last night. I left it for the morning, then checked it against another adjacent computer -- still pink. Knew it wasn't the monitor itself because its "no input" messages were still white. Figured it was the cable -- still pink. Thought it might be monitor setup -- still pink. Unplugged the monitor for a minute, plugged it in again -- it's back to white. Go figure.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 02, 2015 12:56 AM (EzgxV)

397 I'm transitioning, h8er.

I expect an award for courage from ESPN at any moment.

Posted by: cthulhu's monitor at August 02, 2015 12:57 AM (BNfgJ)

398 391 I think eman has taken the Red Pill.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 02, 2015 12:53 AM (CpRK


--Eh, what do I know?

Tippling the Black Velvet for the first time in over a year!

Posted by: logprof at August 02, 2015 12:57 AM (9bpxs)

399 On anentirely different computer running IE tonight. What a nightmare.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 02, 2015 12:57 AM (xGa3M)

400 "That's awesome. For a little bit this morning we were only an hour or so apart from one another. Too bad we couldn't have had coffee.Posted by: Ricardo Kill"

Woulda been nice. Was behind schedule and needed to catch up today though. Abilene to Roswell was 5+ hrs,an hour there, 3 hrs to white sands, half hour there and another 45 min to Las Cruces. Worn out.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 02, 2015 12:59 AM (zhwkH)

401 On anentirely different computer running IE tonight. What a nightmare.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 02, 2015 12:57 AM (xGa3M)

--Well, that was your first mistake from the get-go right there!

Posted by: logprof at August 02, 2015 12:59 AM (9bpxs)

402 Reading the preliminary report from the NTSB on the F-16C/Cessna 150 collision, it seems a loss of Situational Awareness might be a main contributing factor.

Since the part of the engine inlet was found at the Cessna crash site and the cockpit are of the private plane was all but obliterated, a good guess on point of impact can be inferred. Now it has to be determined if the Viper pilot descended into the Cessna. Or something else.

http://www.f-16.net/f-16-news-article4971.html

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 02, 2015 12:59 AM (CpRK8)

403 396 still pink.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 02, 2015 12:56 AM (EzgxV)

It's big on breast cancer awareness?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 02, 2015 12:59 AM (Vm8WO)

404 It takes 6-8 babies to make a fetus casserole.

They only use "choice" cuts.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 02, 2015 01:01 AM (W5DcG)

405
391 I think eman has taken the Red Pill.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 02, 2015 12:53 AM (CpRK

eman no understand

Posted by: eman at August 02, 2015 01:01 AM (MQEz6)

406 Posted by: Anachronda at August 02, 2015 12:52 AM (o78gS)

Also, this from the Monkees episode "Everywhere a Sheik, Sheik"--the guys are being held hostage until Davy agrees to marry the princess, so Mike declares that they need a plan to escape.

Micky: Plan? We don't need a plan. We got it made.

Micky walks over to a lamp, takes off the shade, opens the door, and whacks the guard over the head... shattering the lamp and getting no reaction whatsoever from the guard. Then Micky returns to the huddle.

Micky: What's the plan?

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at August 02, 2015 01:02 AM (iuQS7)

407 Be well all. Bed time here.

Posted by: Farmer at August 02, 2015 01:02 AM (o/90i)

408 eman is Zathras?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 02, 2015 01:02 AM (CpRK8)

409 BRB, time for Non Non Biyori Repeat...

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at August 02, 2015 01:02 AM (7YlUk)

410 Speaking of movie lies, will a "silencer" work on a revolver?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 02, 2015 12:36 AM (W5DcG)


Possibly on a Nagant revolver or on one of the Pieper designs where the cylinder is pushed forward so the mouth of the chamber mates with the barrel when the hammer is cocked in preparation to firing.

Otherwise the cylinder gap allows too much escape of gas and the bang for a silencer to work

http://preview.tinyurl.com/okodmrv

Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2015 01:03 AM (3pRHP)

411 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 02, 2015 12:12 AM (XAFOu)

Happy Birthday.

morning horde!

Posted by: rich@gmu at August 02, 2015 01:04 AM (JR31B)

412 Just went through the whole inventory of my kitchen. My choices are mac with tuna or hotdog, pizza., or doritos with shreddred cheese. I should be in bed but hungry.

Posted by: Molly k. at August 02, 2015 01:05 AM (zS+qK)

413 I would post more, but apparently you're not allowed to drink after a concussion. Even a mild one.

When they told you to use your head, as a battering ram was not supposed to be an option.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 02, 2015 01:06 AM (bZQB+)

414 "Abilene to Roswell was 5+ hrs,an hour there, 3 hrs to white sands, half hour there and another 45 min to Las Cruces. Worn out."
What you said about geography above, you get a heck of a tour on that trip. The Sacramentos are nice though.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 02, 2015 01:06 AM (xGa3M)

415 Anna Puma..... thanks. That's pretty much what I was aiming at....with '15s and '16s still being made, we could ramp up those lines and get back to strength, ONLY IF we kept the procurement "wouldn't it be nice if......" crowd, out of the process.

Sad to know we can't field any new '18s. Same for A-10s.

That being said, I'd like to see a WWII grade, wartime emergency procurement done for new A-10s.

I'm all for modernization and upgrades, but not at the expense of actual airframes on the ramps. Stand up a dozen squadrons of what we can do RIGHT NOW, and then we'll talk F-15 Z or whatever.

Of course, I miss seeing A-6 and S-3 Vikings on the decks, too. I think those were far superior to the F/A 18 attempts to do the same jobs with the '18s limitations.

Excess economizing in the .mil will always, every time, with no exceptions, ever.....cost us in the long run.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2015 01:08 AM (RzZOc)

416
Life is a carnival--believe it or not
Life is a carnival--two bits a shot

Posted by: The Band at August 02, 2015 01:08 AM (e8kgV)

417 Just went through the whole inventory of my kitchen. My choices are mac with tuna or hotdog, pizza., or doritos with shreddred cheese. I should be in bed but hungry.
Posted by: Molly k. at August 02, 2015 01:05 AM (zS+qK)

****

What are you doing in my kitchen?! Is that you making noise up there, damnit?!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at August 02, 2015 01:08 AM (1eYr7)

418 413 When they told you to use your head, as a battering ram was not supposed to be an option.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 02, 2015 01

Admit it, you drank too much & learned this the hard way didnt you?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 02, 2015 01:08 AM (Vm8WO)

419 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 02, 2015 12:24 AM (XAFOu) -

ha ... then a happy not birthday.

A Happy ONT!!!

Posted by: rich@gmu at August 02, 2015 01:09 AM (JR31B)

420 Admit it, you drank too much learned this the hard way didnt you?

Well, yeah.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 02, 2015 01:09 AM (bZQB+)

421 "--Well, that was your first mistake from the get-go right there!"

I haven't used IEfor anything in years. I might as well be sending telegraph messages. Gawd it's slow and dumb.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 02, 2015 01:09 AM (xGa3M)

422 of course, strapping two pillows around the gun and your gun-hand is supposed to work.

Granted, the cops might show up asking what the guy running around in a panic with flaming cushions attached to his arm thinks he is doing.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 02, 2015 01:12 AM (3pRHP)

423 420Well, yeah.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 02, 2015 01:09 AM

What are you waiting for? Spill!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 02, 2015 01:13 AM (Vm8WO)

424 What are you doing in my kitchen?! Is that you making noise up there, damnit?!

...........

Ahhh crap. I was stealthy until I tripped over the garbage can. Don't get up, I will tell you what I picked. Warm tuna over a Dorito dipped in ranch.

Posted by: Molly k. at August 02, 2015 01:13 AM (zS+qK)

425 419 Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at August 02, 2015 12:24 AM (XAFOu) -

ha ... then a happy not birthday.

A Happy ONT!!!
Posted by: rich@gmu at August 02, 2015 01:09 AM (JR31B)


A very merry unbirthday to you!

Posted by: Buzzion at August 02, 2015 01:14 AM (LK83z)

426 "Sad to know we can't field any new '18s. Same for A-10s. "


Rhino is still in production and there are A-10s sitting at D-M.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 02, 2015 01:14 AM (xGa3M)

427 Ahhh crap. I was stealthy until I tripped over the garbage can. Don't get up, I will tell you what I picked. Warm tuna over a Dorito dipped in ranch.
Posted by: Molly k. at August 02, 2015 01:13 AM (zS+qK)

****

You are forgiven by virtue of nothing but that "food" choice. Yecchhh!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at August 02, 2015 01:15 AM (2z4UX)

428 eman is Zathras?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 02, 2015 01:02 AM (CpRK


Kind of like Zathras, but different from Zathras... and nothing like Zathras...

Posted by: Zathras at August 02, 2015 01:15 AM (7YlUk)

429 Jim, I forgot to add as things were running way long. Boeing is still producing Super Hornets for the US Navy and Marines. Australia just received the first of 12 EA-18G Growlers. But its going to be interesting how India's cancellation of a 126 plane order will impact F-18 production, that was a very sweet deal that just went to France.

But it is time to end the Plastic Bug's production run. Each time they improve it, it results in a new airplane in all respects except planform.

There would have been an improved A-6 on the decks today except Clinton, Peace Dividend, and the F-18. The A-6F would have shared engines with the C model Hornet and the computer architecture of the F-14D while still being able to haul 28 500lb bombs. But the F-18 Super Hornet needed more money, so the A-6F and later A-6G was sacrificed. When that proved not enough money, the F-14D program was cancelled which scuttled the F-14 AST project.

About the only interesting thing coming into the inventory is the B61-12 50Kt smart nuke... would that be called a snuke?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 02, 2015 01:16 AM (CpRK8)

430 "Should have built the ASF-14, then" is my new answer to everything relating to air power now.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 02, 2015 01:18 AM (bLnSU)

431 Where's Stelly's?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at August 02, 2015 01:18 AM (x3GpS)

432 Hat going all Chinese on us.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 02, 2015 01:18 AM (xGa3M)

433 So my Koch's need to fund a couple hundred grand, chump change, into the past statements involving this movie and this scene and this director and this city.

New Fuck York.

They weren't trying to save this premie because they had harvesters on the back end; the idea was the kid's life mattered even though premature.

The scene has all kinds of action.

Mindfulness intended to save a child's life, because, back then, in 1999 films by Marty Scorsese, that's what you did. Back then, that's what Marty thought audiences would pay for.

God Bless Martin Scorsese.

8/1/15, 11:45 PM Delete

Posted by: twoslaps at August 02, 2015 01:19 AM (j626l)

434 Ara Merovign?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 02, 2015 01:20 AM (CpRK8)

435 What are you waiting for? Spill!

No, I handed my drink to someone first.

Should have just let him get the key out of his pocket, would have saved a lot of time.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at August 02, 2015 01:20 AM (bZQB+)

436 Mero! You bring dark side cookies with you?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 02, 2015 01:20 AM (Vm8WO)

437 Guildofcannonballs said...
One hour into "Bringing Out The Dead" by Marty Scorsese there is a scene where everyone rushes to save a baby born into very harsh conditions, and prematurely. Very interesting scene from a 1999 release.

The amount of words needed to justify the exact opposite response with accord to the PP videos is where the weakness lies.

In Colorado Planned Parenthood wrote the letters "PROUD" in their windows after the truth broke free (temporarily).

8/1/15, 11:07 PM Delete

Posted by: twoslaps at August 02, 2015 01:22 AM (j626l)

438 "I forgot to add as things were running way long. Boeing is still producing Super Hornets for the US Navy and Marines. Australia just received the first of 12 EA-18G Growlers. But its going to be interesting how India's cancellation of a 126 plane order will impact F-18 production, that was a very sweet deal that just went to France.But it is time to end the Plastic Bug's production run. Each time they improve it, it results in a new airplane in all respects except planform.There would have been an improved A-6 on the decks today except Clinton, Peace Dividend, and the F-18"



Oh, Anna.

No, SHs for the Marines. And the A-6F was canned by Bush 41.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 02, 2015 01:22 AM (xGa3M)

439 A relatively "clean" and recent installation of Mint has 127034 files. Sometimes I feel like a dinosaur.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 02, 2015 01:23 AM (EzgxV)

440 Anna.... we can but weep. Lost opportunity costs are still costs, and greatly magnified ones, at that.

Just for fun.

F-14 with sneakier inlets, and stuff the F-22's engines in there?

Finer design points for another conversation, but just think of a '14 with all that (sweet, vectored) thrust!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2015 01:24 AM (RzZOc)

441 ******************HILLARY2016**************** WHEN HONESTY AND INTEGRITY NO LONGER *****************MATTERS**********************

Posted by: Hank at August 02, 2015 01:27 AM (LpJen)

442 Shit, Rain Man just hadda make an appearance. It is like a Social Justice Weenie. Can not stand for anyone to have fun....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at August 02, 2015 01:27 AM (1eYr7)

443 A relatively "clean" and recent installation of Mint has 127034 files. Sometimes I feel like a dinosaur.
Posted by: cthulhu
-------------

Eh..., a little bloat here, a little bloat there...

The software guys give -zero- thought to bloat anymore.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 02, 2015 01:27 AM (9mTYi)

444 The ASF-14 had vectored thrust and might have had "stealth" features like absorptive baffles on the inlets, cooling intakes on the nozzles, and massaged edges here and there - as well as all-new electronics, hydraulics, more fuel, and supercruise capability.

Anna, Ai.

Bebe, you can have some cookies, but they're gluten free so they taste a little like baking soda.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 02, 2015 01:28 AM (bLnSU)

445 Evening morons, how fares the horde?

Two thoughts on my day:

1) do not be on the Ohio State Fair grounds after sunset unless you are packing. Roving packs of Obama's hypothetical son doppelgängers were involved in at least 3 fights that I personally witnessed. One of them probably had some MMA training, because he lined up in a good stance and dropped the guy he was facing with one good cross. I thought it might come to me telling the family to run and me doing as much damage as possible before being overrun.

2) niece took it to Defcon-1 today. She's been skipping her mess and is also PMSing and does not understand to stop doubling down with your mouth when you're losing. Fortunately Mrs. Crank and I had sufficient restraint to not slap her mouth off her face or otherwise beat her. Ugh. She's being exiled to her grandmother's temporarily.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 02, 2015 01:30 AM (Gosad)

446 Hat going all Chinese on us.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 02, 2015 01:18 AM (xGa3M)


Chinese?

Posted by: 政治帽子 at August 02, 2015 01:32 AM (7YlUk)

447 Ricardo, yes should have ordered those things just a bit differently. A draw down was planned during Bush 41 but Desert Storm slowed things down. BuAir was breaking the procurement rules and regulations for the Super Hornet back then. Which is why the A-6 and F-14 developments were sacrificed because the Super Hornet will do both missions they promised.

Super Hornet has marginally greater range than a C model. Another big win was carryback capability, something no one worried about before. Bad enough to carry back to the carrier a bomb hung up, but to deliberately carry live munitions back? Roll rate and acceleration of a Super Hornet is inferior to the C model. A C and an E share no common structural components, they don't even use the same engine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 02, 2015 01:32 AM (CpRK8)

448 So here's some funny shit.

I've talked a bit about my trials and tribulations with Big. Well, it turns out that he probably has some kind of executive disorder-simple decisions that you or I would make w/o thinking can lock him up. Good news is that there are meds that can help this and we're working through them.

Anyway, even while we're working on that, I'm determined that if he's not going to be working then he's going to have to live the life he's chosen. Hey, it's his choice and since he's suddenly a big Bernie Sanders fan, posting crap from occupy democrats and all, why, far be it from evil capitalist me to subsidize his life and keep him from his socialist paradise. To that end we went to help him sign up for food stamps (that's the kind of thing he can have difficulty doing, see disorder, executive). We helped him fill out the forms, a gal from social services called me with some questions (because I was listed as a contact) and told us "We should be hearing from them w/i 2 weeks". This was about 2 weeks ago.

So today, a bright, shiny new EBT card arrives in the mail.

With my name on it.

Wait, there's another envelope just like it. In that one is a bright, shiny new EBT card...with Gingy's name on it.

I call Big and ask him, he hasn't gotten squat.

So it looks like I'm now on welfare.

Tell me again why I'm the crazy right wing hater just because I doubt the ability of government to work efficiently?

Posted by: Weirddave at August 02, 2015 01:33 AM (WvS3w)

449 Hat going all Chinese on us.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill


That
s not even a
WMD
.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2015 01:34 AM (VY8H5)

450 "What you said about geography above, you get a heck of a tour on that trip. The Sacramentos are nice though.Posted by: Ricardo Kill"

I've driven from san fran to sacramento and back. Altamonte Pass. Is that what you mean?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 02, 2015 01:35 AM (zhwkH)

451 Hi all
what is everyone up to tonite?

Posted by: chemjeff at August 02, 2015 01:36 AM (2XMpf)

452 Weirddave ha that's kinda funny

Posted by: chemjeff at August 02, 2015 01:37 AM (2XMpf)

453 396 403

Pink may be due to a bad connection between monitor cable and video card 15 pin D-connector. Disconnect and check to see that all male pins are straight on the monitor connector. If you use a dual output pigtail on your video card, there may be bent pins at the video card end. Have had pins drill new pathways on the dual video card D-plug. Messes up both male and female connectors. If you are using HDMI, ignore this. This usually happens after disconnect/reconnect of cabling due to move or replacement. Let me know if you need more. Still working on a porter.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at August 02, 2015 01:38 AM (uPxUo)

454 So today, a bright, shiny new EBT card arrives in the mail.

With my name on it.

Wait, there's another envelope just like it. In that one is a bright, shiny new EBT card...with Gingy's name on it.

I call Big and ask him, he hasn't gotten squat.

So it looks like I'm now on welfare.

Tell me again why I'm the crazy right wing hater just because I doubt the ability of government to work efficiently?

Posted by: Weirddave at August 02, 2015 01:33 AM (WvS3w)


A little mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLTTX35LNJo

BTW, didn't see a "Fundamental Concepts" post today...

Posted by: A Pseudo-Fundamental Hat at August 02, 2015 01:38 AM (7YlUk)

455 With my name on it.

Wait, there's another envelope just like it. In that one is a bright, shiny new EBT card...with Gingy's name on it.

I call Big and ask him, he hasn't gotten squat.

So it looks like I'm now on welfare.

Tell me again why I'm the crazy right wing hater just because I doubt the ability of government to work efficiently?
Posted by: Weirddave at August 02, 2015 01:33 AM (WvS3w)

***

Please spend every penny on those EBT bennies on guns and ammo. Keep doing so until shit is straight.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at August 02, 2015 01:39 AM (2z4UX)

456 So it looks like I'm now on welfare.

Tell me again why I'm the crazy right wing hater just because I doubt the ability of government to work efficiently?

Posted by: Weirddave at August 02, 2015 01:33 AM (WvS3w)


And I suppose if you used the cards they gave you, or cashed them in, they'd charge you with welfare fraud, amirite?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2015 01:40 AM (vHvSw)

457 LOL Weirddave!

Sorry about the problems you're having with your kid, but y'all being on welfare is some funny shit.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 02, 2015 01:40 AM (zyIlW)

458 So Weirddave, let us know when you get your Obamaphone

Posted by: chemjeff at August 02, 2015 01:41 AM (2XMpf)

459 My choices are mac with tuna or hotdog, pizza., or doritos with shreddred cheese. I should be in bed but hungry.

Posted by: Molly k.


"Gaman suru" as my fellow Japanese oft quip, but since your up...

Cook the mac and cheese, and a find frozen burger. Shape the mac and cheese with cookie cutter. Cook the burg4r, broil the macNCheesee ends, assemble, heh

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2015 01:41 AM (VY8H5)

460 Even with the F-110 engines in the B and D Tomcats, the change from the TF-30 was eye watering. More dry thrust so no Zone 5 AB on launch. Better fuel consumption which combined with the onboard 16.100lbs of fuel gave the Tomcats better range and time on station. And most importantly no more fear of compressor stalls or fan blades shattering and ripping through the fuselage.

The Bomcats with LANTIRN talking with the F-14 systems and the big radar screen for the RIO that gave better resolution, meant the Bombcats could literally plink a smart bomb through a window. Combined with the long loiter conferred by the F-110 engines and ability to carry conformally on the center line smart bombs, Bombcats became favorites in Afghanistan for air support.

*pauses* Initial bomb tests carried out in the F-14A development days. There was one story about bomb separation test. The practice bomb released off one of the center line tunnel stations, but it ended up trapped under there by airflow so it continued to fly formation with the Tomcat. The pilot managed to escape the bomb and they fixed that little issue.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 02, 2015 01:41 AM (CpRK8)

461 Merovign, apologies if this is too girly a suggestion, but if you're able to get King Arthur gluten-free baking mix, there should be a recipe on the back, or on their website, for lemon tea cakes (actually cookies) with lavender. A friend's mom made those once, and they were soooo good, it was tough not to eat them all.

Weirddave, oh, good grief--but typical. Hope the meds help Big, though!

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at August 02, 2015 01:42 AM (iuQS7)

462 Signing off. See you tomorrow from Phoenix.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 02, 2015 01:42 AM (zhwkH)

463 From Dusk till dawn could have been an incredible film if it didn't become a vampire slasher gore fest in the second half.

Clooney definitely had the best seat in the house.

Posted by: mojo at August 02, 2015 01:42 AM (OmBeX)

464 Please spend every penny on those EBT bennies on guns and ammo. Keep doing so until shit is straight.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at August 02, 2015 01:39 AM (2z4UX)


He's not a protected class--ie Democrat voter. In Maryland, they'll come for him with both barrels firing.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 02, 2015 01:42 AM (Gosad)

465 So Weirddave, let us know when you get your Obamaphone
Posted by: chemjeff


Can I get an Obamapad with an unlimited data plan?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 02, 2015 01:43 AM (W5DcG)

466 "Super Hornet has marginally greater range than a C model. Another big win was carryback capability, something no one worried about before. "

Bring backwas huge. Not iron bombs anymore, smart munis. Cost money. Once the -14D and -6F got canned, by 41, the Navy began to search about for something, anything, that could replace 30 year old wings. The only thing in production at the time was the Hornet so MD lofteda "Super" and it sorta seemed okay. Not an F-14 in fleet defense, not an A-6 in attack..........but sorta somehwere in between and everywhere else.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 02, 2015 01:44 AM (xGa3M)

467 Hat going all Chinese on us.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill


No, just Mandarin, because he hates the Cantonese.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2015 01:44 AM (VY8H5)

468 Can I get an Obamapad with an unlimited data plan?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 02, 2015 01:43 AM (W5DcG)

only if you identify as trans-democrat

Posted by: chemjeff at August 02, 2015 01:46 AM (2XMpf)

469 He's not a protected class--ie Democrat voter. In Maryland, they'll come for him with both barrels firing.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 02, 2015 01:42 AM (Gosad)

***_

Sigh...

Yeah, I know, welfare fraud, made an example of, yada, yada, yada. Fun to contemplate though.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at August 02, 2015 01:47 AM (1eYr7)

470 Bring backwas huge. Not iron bombs anymore, smart munis. Cost money. Once the -14D and -6F got canned, by 41, the Navy began to search about for something, anything, that could replace 30 year old wings. The only thing in production at the time was the Hornet so MD lofteda "Super" and it sorta seemed okay. Not an F-14 in fleet defense, not an A-6 in attack..........but sorta somehwere in between and everywhere else.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 02, 2015 01:44 AM (xGa3M)


Just spitballin' here, but I expect the ability to safely bring back ordnance would be kind of important if that ordnance were a nuke. Not the sort of thing you can just drop into the ocean to hear it go Bang!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 02, 2015 01:47 AM (vHvSw)

471 "Hat going all Chinese on us. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 02, 2015 01:18 AM (xGa3M) Chinese?"


I totally apologize. I guess that was Japanese. Pardon my infraction and all penance paid. How could I have been so stupid.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 02, 2015 01:47 AM (xGa3M)

472 Anna.

That "clinging bomb" syndrome seems to have afflicted a whole metric f*ton of airframes, since the inception of the Jet Age.

I could watch slow mo films from test flights of those, all day.

The mechanical engineering and aerodynamics engineering solutions to those problems are absolutely engrossing, down to the finest detail.

Reminds me of the nuke ejection bomb from the Navy's Vigilante. Oops.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2015 01:48 AM (RzZOc)

473 453 396 403

Pink may be due to a bad connection between monitor cable and video card 15 pin D-connector. Disconnect and check to see that all male pins are straight on the monitor connector. If you use a dual output pigtail on your video card, there may be bent pins at the video card end. Have had pins drill new pathways on the dual video card D-plug. Messes up both male and female connectors. If you are using HDMI, ignore this. This usually happens after disconnect/reconnect of cabling due to move or replacement. Let me know if you need more. Still working on a porter.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at August 02, 2015 01:38 AM (uPxUo)



Totally changed monitor cable. Persisted until monitor power-off reboot. Fixed now.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 02, 2015 01:49 AM (EzgxV)

474 How could I have been so stupid.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill


1000 'yussho' starting now, Daniel-san.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2015 01:49 AM (VY8H5)

475 "No, just Mandarin, because he hates the Cantonese. "


Hat's a girl, so.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 02, 2015 01:50 AM (xGa3M)

476 475 "No, just Mandarin, because he hates the Cantonese. "


Hat's a girl, so.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 02, 2015 01:50 AM (xGa3M)




Hat's an 'ette?!?!? But (s)he's so into self-promotion!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at August 02, 2015 01:53 AM (EzgxV)

477 463 From Dusk till dawn could have been an incredible film if it didn't become a vampire slasher gore fest in the second half.

Clooney definitely had the best seat in the house.

Posted by: mojo at August 02, 2015 01:42 AM (OmBeX)


That's the only Clooney movie I'll actually watch.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 02, 2015 01:54 AM (EHU9F)

478 i might watch a Rosemary Clooney movie.
If there were one.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 02, 2015 01:56 AM (W5DcG)

479
Hat's a girl, so.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2015 01:56 AM (VY8H5)

480 Hat going all Chinese on us.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill

No, just Mandarin, because he hates the Cantonese.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2015 01:44 AM (VY8H5)

Posted by: Puyi at August 02, 2015 01:56 AM (7YlUk)

481 No, he's not a gurl.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2015 01:58 AM (VY8H5)

482 Hat's an 'ette?!?!? But (s)he's so into self-promotion!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at August 02, 2015 01:53 AM (EzgxV)

***

Ehhh, Hat's cool. A couple of pimp posts on the front end of the ONT, and then plays in the comments. Plays off and on all day too, no pimping.

Not at all like the Douchebag with a blog who would do a one and done on the ONT just to pimp.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at August 02, 2015 01:59 AM (cygkw)

483 482 Hat's an 'ette?!?!? But (s)he's so into self-promotion!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at August 02, 2015 01:53 AM (EzgxV)

***

Ehhh, Hat's cool. A couple of pimp posts on the front end of the ONT, and then plays in the comments. Plays off and on all day too, no pimping.

Not at all like the Douchebag with a blog who would do a one and done on the ONT just to pimp.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at August 02, 2015 01:59 AM (cygkw)



'spose I should have included a /sarc.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 02, 2015 02:01 AM (EzgxV)

484 475 "No, just Mandarin, because he hates the Cantonese. "

Hat's a girl, so.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 02, 2015 01:50 AM (xGa3M)
476 475 "No, just Mandarin, because he hates the Cantonese. "


Hat's a girl, so.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at August 02, 2015 01:50 AM (xGa3M)

Hat's an 'ette?!?!? But (s)he's so into self-promotion!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at August 02, 2015 01:53 AM (EzgxV)


You'll just have to get me to a MoMe and find out...

Posted by: The Gendered Hat at August 02, 2015 02:01 AM (7YlUk)

485
Not at all like the Douchebag with a blog who would do a one and done on the ONT just to pimp.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty


Boy, that narrows it down.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2015 02:02 AM (VY8H5)

486 spose I should have included a /sarc.
Posted by: cthulhu at August 02, 2015 02:01 AM (EzgxV)

***

Nahh, I got that. Just wanted to take the opportunity to slam that one and done DaveA with a blog douche.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at August 02, 2015 02:03 AM (cygkw)

487 You'll just have to get me to a MoMe and find out...

or check out which of the 6 gender boxes you checked on your U of California application ...

Posted by: Adriane the Paperwork Critic ... at August 02, 2015 02:03 AM (qOsoH)

488 Elisabeth: Thanks, King Arthur is supposed to be good.

I don't bake much anymore, I also don't keep sweets around. These days I often don't eat much at all with my metabolism being slow and not getting around much. I've had like 700 calories today, maybe. Some days I eat more like a normal person, when my heart is doing better... it's unpredictable.

I try not to keep sweets around because it's just so easy to eat them, even when I'm not really hungry. On the other hand, when I have no appetite I do get a little bit, so I will eat *something*.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 02, 2015 02:04 AM (bLnSU)

489 *pulls from shelf Tomcat: The F-14 Story by Paul T. Gilchrist, Rear Admiral USN Ret*

From page 188 Chapter 34 - The Little Fighter That Can't

Internal memo from OP-05 written by the F/A-18 Program Coordinator in 1992. Price of a C/D Hornet at 48/year was $50 million versus $70 million for an E/F at 48/year was the estimated cost in the memo.

"Individually range, payload, and bring back are not worth the money. ... The only rebuttal for the statement, 'the price of the E/F is not worth the 50nm increase in range,' is, 'That's correct. But the range increase coupled with the payload and bring back capability is worth the price."

So this guy in 92 was arguing the only way to sell the Super Hornet was to add up all these small improvements to make it look much better. There is also the fallacy that the Navy would ever buy 48 Hornets or Super Hornets in one year, more planes lowers average cost because expenses are amortized over more planes. Since that time, the procurement rate has been far lower so price per plane has been more.

Rear Admiral Gilchrist was OP-05 in 1982-84 working on bringing the F/A-18 Hornet to the fleet for the light attack community. Also did three combat deployments to Vietnam and flew 167 combat missions. Qualified on the F-4, F-5, F-8, F-14, F/A-18, YF-17, F-15, F-16, F-104, F-105, F-106, and F-20.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 02, 2015 02:04 AM (CpRK8)

490 Boy, that narrows it down.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2015 02:02 AM (VY8H5)

*****

See 486

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at August 02, 2015 02:04 AM (cygkw)

491 [
Hat's an 'ette?!?!? But (s)he's so into self-promotion!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at August 02, 2015 01:53 AM (EzgxV)

You'll just have to get me to a MoMe and find out...

Posted by: The Gendered Hat [ /i]


Jaj!!!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2015 02:04 AM (VY8H5)

492 473

Huh, creepy. Good that it's fixed. Pink would drive me crazy.
Time to go see if win 10 has appeared. G'nite to those left.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at August 02, 2015 02:06 AM (uPxUo)

493 484 You'll just have to get me to a MoMe and find out...

Posted by: The Gendered Hat at August 02, 2015 02:01 AM (7YlUk)


*clutches Paul Anka album to chest*

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 02, 2015 02:09 AM (EHU9F)

494 20 U.S. decides to retaliate against China for cyber attack



yes we will be very very angry with you and we will write you a letter telling you how angry we are.

Posted by: Hans Brix at August 02, 2015 02:10 AM (AWwDY)

495 The North American A-5 Vigilante. The plane that could literally poop a nuke from between its twin engines.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 02, 2015 02:11 AM (CpRK8)

496 Ehhh, Hat's cool. A couple of pimp posts on the front end of the ONT, and then plays in the comments. Plays off and on all day too, no pimping.

Not at all like the Douchebag with a blog who would do a one and done on the ONT just to pimp.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at August 02, 2015 01:59 AM (cygkw)


I'll link to a recent post, but I do so because many of the Horde find it informative. I only do so with a new post on the ONT, and rarely on a morning thread if I'm awake long enough.

Otherwise, I'm happy to post and sock.

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 02, 2015 02:13 AM (7YlUk)

497 Anna.... most any moron could Poop a Nuke after a long night of Tex Mex, Tequila and Dos Equis.

And with that thought, I'm ejecting off the centerline station to the safe confines of the plush rug on the floor and wee firm pillow, too.

Some nights, one already knows the back ain't gonna cooperate on the normal mattress.



Hasta la nite nite, Horde!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 02, 2015 02:17 AM (RzZOc)

498 I'll link to a recent post, but I do so because many of the Horde find it informative. I only do so with a new post on the ONT, and rarely on a morning thread if I'm awake long enough.

Otherwise, I'm happy to post and sock.
Posted by: The Political Hat at August 02, 2015 02:13 AM (7YlUk)

***

Understood, and I hope I was clear that my comment was not a slam on you in any way. In fact, it was quite the opposite.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at August 02, 2015 02:17 AM (cygkw)

499 I would have to rummage around but I don't seem to recall the Navy being that concerned over bringing back nukes.

Of course when you are flying a nuclear armed A-1 Skyraider, returning alive is probably furthest thing from the pilot's mind. Pretty much a one way mission because the world has gone insane and times are desperate.

The nuclear armed jet powered FJ-4B Fury or the A-3 Skywarrior might survive the attack run.

But again if the Navy is carrying out its part of the nuclear war plans, this might be the first live atomic weapon ever seen by the pilot. All other times they have carried practice bombs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 02, 2015 02:19 AM (CpRK8)

500 86 And Moar Pizza

I'll take a slice

Posted by: Some Moron at August 02, 2015 02:20 AM (AWwDY)

501 I read you, Jim. Time to punch out and hit the silk. Clear.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 02, 2015 02:20 AM (CpRK8)

502 Fading out, too. Nitol.

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at August 02, 2015 02:22 AM (iuQS7)

503 Night Jim, night, Anna ...

Posted by: Adriane the Paperwork Critic ... at August 02, 2015 02:22 AM (qOsoH)

504 Night, Elisabeth ...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
People be going to bed,
and I am too ...

Posted by: Adriane the Paperwork Critic ... at August 02, 2015 02:26 AM (qOsoH)

505 Heya cooth, did you catch update at 445?

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 02, 2015 02:29 AM (Gosad)

506 Understood, and I hope I was clear that my comment was not a slam on you in any way. In fact, it was quite the opposite.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at August 02, 2015 02:17 AM (cygkw)


I know.

When I first started with the blog posts I listed the entire post, but some wiser 'ette's said to just post the title, first paragraph or so, and a link. I abided.

I'm not going to waste my time pissing of anyone here, when there are so many Leftist idjits who deserve it more.

Posted by: The Abiding Hat at August 02, 2015 02:32 AM (7YlUk)

507 Indeed. The Dude, and the Hat, abide.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 02, 2015 02:34 AM (Gosad)

508 Good evening/morning, all.
Just joining in. As I read back to see what I missed, what did I miss?

Posted by: Chi at August 02, 2015 02:38 AM (CbiPs)

509 Nil Butron is a pud.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 02, 2015 02:38 AM (TF10X)

510 Hey chi! I missed most of it myself, teenage drama.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 02, 2015 02:40 AM (Gosad)

511 i might watch a Rosemary Clooney movie.
If there were one.


What am I, chopped tinsel?

Posted by: White Christmas at August 02, 2015 02:41 AM (BNfgJ)

512 Eyes heavy, no alcohol either even though needed. Oh well.

Good night morons, stay frosty.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 02, 2015 02:42 AM (Gosad)

513 505 Heya cooth, did you catch update at 445?

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at August 02, 2015 02:29 AM (Gosad)



Yep. Standard insanity.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 02, 2015 02:44 AM (EzgxV)

514 Heya, crank.
Well, I hope you just mean the normal teenage crap that goes on here and not on the personal front.

BTW, I believe you may actually be some kind of Saint. Seriously, you are a good man, Charlie Brown.

Posted by: Chi at August 02, 2015 02:46 AM (56XFm)

515 Howdy to alla y'all.

Just passing through after a hard day's doin's.

Five hundred comments I won't be going through'n's.

Any can't-miss anything in the news or among you'n's?

Posted by: mindful webworker - weary but clear at August 02, 2015 02:51 AM (hgso/)

516 Fiancee was on Middle-Earth yesterday, moved to Arrakis today, and is on ST:TOS this evening.

Posted by: cthulhu at August 02, 2015 02:54 AM (EzgxV)

517 Any can't-miss anything in the news or among you'n's?
Posted by: mindful webworker - weary but clear at August 02, 2015 02:51 AM (hgso/)

***

Nope.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at August 02, 2015 02:54 AM (cygkw)

518 I'm just now going through everything myself, mindful.

Nothing looks earth shattering yet.
I'm betting that somewhere up there, DC called BC an asshole, Dave M probably pimped his blog, and KBD linked some cheesecake.
And a lot of Morons are probably doing shots.

Posted by: Chi at August 02, 2015 02:59 AM (4KRjm)

519 Well, backed up enough to read about Crank's niece (deja vu about the nieces we temporarily accepted) and WeirdDave & Gingy going on welfare (tragic, that).

Posted by: mindful webworker - bleary but clear at August 02, 2015 02:59 AM (hgso/)

520 Well, this is moving too fast for me and the wine I finally got to enjoy, at the end of the day, is gone. So, I'll bow out.

Remember, your angels have to watch you. So quit that.

Good night, Gracies.

Posted by: mindful webworker - fades at August 02, 2015 03:06 AM (hgso/)

521 Anyone else following the Jared Fogle story?

Now, I'm not saying the guy's not a creep. But, something about the whole thing stinks.

Some girl waits 7 years to come forward? Why now? No sources, no arrest yet.

Posted by: TickledPink at August 02, 2015 03:10 AM (ejOpp)

522 Well, the car hunt continues.
I found a used Scion tC that looks very sweet but it is just out of my price range, too bad.
Stupid bank could not get me my money in time today so I cannot get the car until Monday anyway.

Posted by: chemjeff at August 02, 2015 03:24 AM (2XMpf)

523 "98 Normal Lear declared himself to be a social conservative...



http://www.ew.com/article/2015/08/01/norman-lear-interview

Posted by: The Social Hat at August 01, 2015 10:34 PM (7YlUk)


The old lefty bastard did everything he could to tear down conservatives and American values and glorify lefty causes on his shows. Now he's bitching that no one respects the country, its values or the Constitution any more. Go intercourse yourself Normy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 01, 2015 10:55 PM (DiZBp) "

No kidding. A Double Nelson Muntz for him, with side order of Pissing On His Shoes.
It's the old Greek Tragedy thing: The gods give you what you asked for, but when you get it it doesn't seem so cool anymore.

The real tragedy is that he dragged us all down with him. Human garbage of the lowest description.

G'mornin' all !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at August 02, 2015 03:33 AM (go6ud)

524 Some girl waits 7 years to come forward? Why now? No sources, no arrest yet.
Posted by: TickledPink at August 02, 2015 03:10 AM (ejOpp)

She probably thinks it's her chance to be famous. She probably didn't know who that was, back then.

Ick.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 02, 2015 03:39 AM (+YMhA)

525 *waves to Chi*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at August 02, 2015 03:43 AM (zyIlW)

526 Hey, folks, I'm a fishing widow this weekend. DH took off with his office mates to the wild Deshka to sneak up on some salmon, sans wife. Says he's only got one so far, which ain't really worth the trip, but it may have been more since they only have spotty cell coverage. Then again, it could just be a drunken river fest and they forgot to put the lines in the water.

Next year I will be a legal resident at last (born and raised here, but, rules are rules) and I will go dipnettin' to fill the freezer. This year, I can hope for a nice silver or two and maybe a couple of nice reds to smoke.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 02, 2015 03:47 AM (+YMhA)

527 Dictionary.reference,com. Gives as a definition of polititian "N.2 A seeker or holder of public office, who is more concerned about winning favor or retaining power than about maintaining principles."

Aug 10 National Review "The Week" has this to say about Donald Trump to defend John McCain from Trump's criticismsms concerning protecting the border:

"But since Trump has never held office,and since he has a record of contradictory pronouncements, there is no telling what he would actually do on this , or any other, issue."

It sounds like we can be sure that McCain can be expecd to do on this issue: what a politician would do.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 02, 2015 03:54 AM (+jijM)

528 I've done that before, flapadoodle: flap, flap

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2015 04:00 AM (VY8H5)

529 Hi tc, hope you are enjoying the time to yourself

how is everything?

Posted by: chemjeff at August 02, 2015 04:04 AM (2XMpf)

530 er, tcn

Posted by: chemjeff at August 02, 2015 04:04 AM (2XMpf)

531 I will always complain about the lack of left-handed computer mice...

Posted by: Mr. Jinx at August 02, 2015 04:07 AM (7YlUk)

532 umm, test...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 02, 2015 04:13 AM (VY8H5)

533 Hey Jeff. Still wondering if I'll ever be gainfully employed, but otherwise all is well. I'm beginning to see my mom's memory loss as a good thing--she has forgotten why she was so mad at us for being kids, so she's a lot easier to get along with. She doesn't care much for my son, but that's just because he's a kid, and that will pass.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 02, 2015 04:13 AM (+YMhA)

534 tcn, glad to hear all is well well, except for mom that is

well I am going to bed, good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at August 02, 2015 04:15 AM (2XMpf)

535 Correction:

It sounds like we can be sure to expect McCain to do what a politician would do on this issue.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 02, 2015 04:20 AM (+jijM)

536 Chemjeff, I ended up passing on a Scion TC because I thought it was too much, ended up spending that much anyway on repairs and other expenses related to a crappy car disguised as a reliable car.

Try negotiating. Also, my general rule is to never buy a used car from a dealer unless you know damned well why it's there, and its history - every time I break that rule it's a nightmare.

My only excuse is I was in a huge hurry when it happened. One of many things I'd do over again.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 02, 2015 04:23 AM (bLnSU)

537 Night all.

Here is "Moonchild" by Iron Maiden:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0Yn72QM-lg

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 02, 2015 04:24 AM (7YlUk)

538 Nood

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at August 02, 2015 06:06 AM (RWGcK)

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