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Chris Matthews to Debbie Wasserman-Schultz: What's the Difference Between a Democrat and a Socialist?
DWS: Well I Don't Know, But Let Me Tell You What, Those Republicans Are Extremists

"I used to think there was a big difference between a Democrat and a Socialist," Chris Matthews says, suggesting that perhaps there's not so much of a difference any longer.

But remember, it's officially Racist Hate Speech if you call Obama, who is a socialist, a socialist. See, it's a "Code Word."

Which should tell you something about progressives right there -- they don't understand that the term "socialist" is itself a derogatory term, so they're are convinced that if you call someone a "socialist," you must mean something else -- you know, something that's actually a bad thing.

And, by the way, Hillary Clinton is running to Bernie Sanders' left, except for corporate cronyism, so that makes her a socialist of the corporatist bent.

You know, like they had in Germany and Italy. Worked out famously well for all concerned.

Posted by: Ace at 07:40 PM




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1 I like the smoke coming out of her ears as she tries to come up with an answer.

Posted by: pep at July 31, 2015 07:40 PM (LAe3v)

2 Mayonnaise head

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 31, 2015 07:42 PM (VPLuQ)

3 When DWS talks, it sounds like she's chewing her own face

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 31, 2015 07:42 PM (awspb)

4 My pick-up needs a lube job.

Think DWS would give some of her hair squeezin's?

Posted by: naturalfake, Internet Zillionaire at July 31, 2015 07:42 PM (KUa85)

5 Also, I'd really appreciate it if someone in the media would put that question to Hillary.

Posted by: pep at July 31, 2015 07:42 PM (LAe3v)

6 No fair asking a donk to tell the truth.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 31, 2015 07:43 PM (LImiJ)

7 What is the difference between a Republican and a socialist, and what difference does it make?

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 31, 2015 07:43 PM (ktt8p)

8
I answered the question to my satisfaction.

Note: No more jokes about my head hair looking like cooter hair.

Posted by: Debbie Wassermanly Schultz at July 31, 2015 07:45 PM (OiFtZ)

9 Ha. This frames Bernie's "the right wants open borders" comment perfectly.

Everyone is to the right of Bernie an Un-indicted co-conspirator canckles.

Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at July 31, 2015 07:45 PM (bA+CL)

10 What's with this National Bocialist Party I'm hearing so much about lately?

Posted by: Knemon at July 31, 2015 07:45 PM (bE51D)

11 Everyone knows "progressive" and "socialist" are synonyms.

I don't know why they even continue to deny it.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 31, 2015 07:45 PM (AkOaV)

12 Ms. Wassermann-Schulz, what is the difference between your head and the sump under the fry pit at McDonald's?

Posted by: pep at July 31, 2015 07:45 PM (LAe3v)

13 What is the difference between a Republican and a socialist, and what difference does it make?
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget

I don't know, but those Teapartiers are extremists.

Posted by: Rince Prius at July 31, 2015 07:45 PM (awspb)

14 I would comment on this trainwreck, but, we have Rinse Penis. I rest my case.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 31, 2015 07:46 PM (ucDmr)

15 They live in such an insular bubble, they don't know that "socialist" is a derogatory term.

Posted by: Phinn at July 31, 2015 07:47 PM (DLUnW)

16 Chris, no need to spit in my face.

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 31, 2015 07:47 PM (Gcu5R)

17 When DWS went blank Matthews piped in that he thinks there's a big difference. At which point it would have been great to have someone present to say: "Really? *Do* tell."

A liberal is a progressive is a socialist is a communist is a fascist. The only difference is how long it takes for the camps to be opened.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at July 31, 2015 07:47 PM (nFdGS)

18
Have you ever seen a photo of DWS from the waist down?

She is the quintessential pear ass!

Cooter hair and pear ass makes DWS a freaky freak!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at July 31, 2015 07:48 PM (OiFtZ)

19 What's with this National Bocialist Party I'm hearing so much about lately?
Posted by: Knemon

I don't like the sound of these here boncentration bamps.

Posted by: Man on the street at July 31, 2015 07:48 PM (awspb)

20 Alas, poor America! I knew ye well.

Posted by: Eromero at July 31, 2015 07:48 PM (go5uR)

21 What's between her legs? Because there certainly isn't anything between her ears

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 31, 2015 07:49 PM (Gp1PS)

22 "Progressive" was the marketing term invented by the Fabian Socialists to sell socialism in America.

Upton Sinclair, and all that.

Posted by: Phinn at July 31, 2015 07:49 PM (DLUnW)

23
I've never ridden a sybian, but would love to be introduced.

Posted by: Debbie Wassermanly Schultz at July 31, 2015 07:49 PM (OiFtZ)

24 What's the Difference Between a Democrat and a Socialist?

About 30 lbs and a mustache.

Posted by: I. Dindoo Nuffin at July 31, 2015 07:49 PM (5fSr7)

25 21: That's a man baby!

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 31, 2015 07:50 PM (ucDmr)

26 She's no Weather Channel gal.

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 31, 2015 07:50 PM (Gcu5R)

27 "I don't like the sound of these here boncentration bamps"

He's right, you know!

Posted by: Knemon at July 31, 2015 07:50 PM (bE51D)

28 Watched a program last night on AHC about Stalin and how he bent the communist party to his will. He understood terror even better than Lenin. I would guess that it's a good thing that the current crop of Demo leaders aren't that adept.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 31, 2015 07:50 PM (9iR5/)

29 quintessential pear ass!

I like to think of it as a kettle bell.

Posted by: Debbie Wasser-Manholz at July 31, 2015 07:50 PM (Dwehj)

30 Every time this woman opens her mouth, she sounds like the dumbest person on the planet. It's like "Ditzy Goes To Congress"...

Posted by: tu3031 at July 31, 2015 07:51 PM (YFFpo)

31 DWS can always move on to a second career selling her haircare products.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2015 07:51 PM (sPO3u)

32 A socialist a la Bernie Sanders has the integrity to tell you straight up without apology what he is. A democrat has to lie about because...they can't help it. And they are cowards.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 31, 2015 07:52 PM (zRCIq)

33 I heard Levin playing that clip earlier. She would not answer the question and kept trying to change the subject.

Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2015 07:52 PM (sdi6R)

34 What's extreme about Republicans when John B. and Mitch M. give the Democrats everything they want?

Posted by: Fritz at July 31, 2015 07:52 PM (o/UmK)

35
14 I would comment on this trainwreck, but, we have Rinse Penis. I rest my case.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 31, 2015 07:46 PM (ucDmr)

That little *aggot gives us cheese heads a bad name

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 31, 2015 07:52 PM (Gp1PS)

36 How did Chrissy survive this latest round of cuts, anyway?
He can't even hold his own spit in his mouth.

Posted by: Chi at July 31, 2015 07:52 PM (VGGOE)

37 31
DWS can always move on to a second career selling her haircare products.
---------
Yep, I mean, how hard can it be to sell Miracle Whip?

Posted by: Old Blue at July 31, 2015 07:52 PM (9iR5/)

38 Some of them know, but really, lots of them don't. You probably encounter more "bright" lefties online than you do in the real world, but really, what it takes to succeed in Leftyland is a profound ignorance of the actual politics of their politics.

Again, this is a fundamental way that conservatives fail to fully grasp who they are dealing with. You expect a logical explanation for it, when there is none. Maybe that lets them off the hook a bit ("forgive them their ignorance"), but you don't have to feel so guilty about it. Lots of the leaders really really are evil.

This bing though, she's just dumb.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2015 07:52 PM (Dj0WE)

39 On Wednesday, Instapundit had some quotes by Bernie Sanders that demonstrated that Sanders didn't believe himself to be an international socialist...

Posted by: junior at July 31, 2015 07:52 PM (FRGa/)

40 She smells nasty.

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 31, 2015 07:52 PM (Gcu5R)

41 Where's my flaming skull?

Posted by: Zombie Roddy Piper at July 31, 2015 07:52 PM (zHvpi)

42 A liberal is a progressive is a socialist is a communist is a fascist. The only difference is how long it takes for the camps to be opened.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at July 31, 2015 07:47 PM (nFdGS)

Well, from country to country the targets of their hatred vary - Jews, kulaks, professionals and people who wear glasses (Cambodia), Tibetans... that's the real statist form of diversity - who the hate object is.

We know very well who American progs hate - us.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 31, 2015 07:52 PM (+XMAD)

43 It's a slight mix of Marxist class warfare and the National socialist.

Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2015 07:53 PM (e3Z5/)

44 35: Yes he does. The little fucker.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 31, 2015 07:53 PM (ucDmr)

45 I was mizeled.

Posted by: Debbie Wassermann ReadingFromTheScript at July 31, 2015 07:53 PM (TVHsy)

46 Sanders didn't believe himself to be an international socialist...

Splitter!

Posted by: Socialist International Front at July 31, 2015 07:53 PM (LAe3v)

47 PROGRESSIVES = FASCISTS
FASCISTS = SOCIALISTS THAT ARE NATIONALISTIC

Been that way since the 1900's

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at July 31, 2015 07:55 PM (f+6Pd)

48 I asked them what the qualifications for DNC Chair would be. The answer was a resounding "batshit crazy". I gratefully accepted my party's nod.

Posted by: Debbie Wasser-Manholz at July 31, 2015 07:55 PM (Dwehj)

49 Well a socialist wants to take money from people who work and give it to people who don't while enriching themselves at the same time and a Democrat wants to take money from people who work and give it to people who don't while enriching themselves at the same time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2015 07:55 PM (DiZBp)

50 On Wednesday, Instapundit had some quotes by Bernie Sanders that demonstrated that Sanders didn't believe himself to be an international socialist...
Posted by: junior at July 31, 2015 07:52 PM (FRGa/)


Sanders is one of those who are smart enough to know better. Which makes him evil.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 31, 2015 07:55 PM (Dj0WE)

51 BurtTC, therein lies the problem. Most voters, all they hear is "Vote for me and I'll give you free shit!". The ones pulling the strings truly want the USSA, just like the old CCCP. The voters themselves have absolutely no idea what awaits them.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 31, 2015 07:55 PM (9iR5/)

52 I have to give her bad Marx for this response.

Posted by: Chi at July 31, 2015 07:56 PM (VGGOE)

53 I love her hair

Posted by: China pet at July 31, 2015 07:56 PM (e3Z5/)

54 The people are talking about stuff again.

Posted by: Bloblike Sexless Creature Who Feeds Only on Vitamin-enhanced Doritos and the EM Radiation of our 24/ at July 31, 2015 07:56 PM (+4uXG)

55 Chris: Debbie, did something crawl under your skirt and die?

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 31, 2015 07:56 PM (Gcu5R)

56 I have to give her bad Marx for this response.

Posted by: Chi at July 31, 2015 07:56 PM (VGGOE)


The brains of Karl and the looks of Harpo

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 31, 2015 07:57 PM (DiZBp)

57 Did DWS's parents get out of jail for defrauding the florida state government yet?

The thieving nutcase did not fall from the tree.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at July 31, 2015 07:57 PM (f+6Pd)

58 sock off

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 31, 2015 07:57 PM (+4uXG)

59
She is completely blind to her own cause. A cog in the prog propaganda machine and nothing more.

Posted by: GBruno at July 31, 2015 07:57 PM (u49WF)

60 And, by the way, Hillary Clinton is running to Bernie Sanders' left, except for corporate cronyism, so that makes her a socialist of the corporatist bent.

You know, like they had in Germany and Italy. Worked out famously well for all concerned.


So, Mr. Ace, are you saying that you don't want the trains to run on time?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at July 31, 2015 07:58 PM (jBuUi)

61 "And, by the way, Hillary Clinton is running to Bernie Sanders' left, except for corporate cronyism, so that makes her a socialist of the corporatist bent.

You know, like they had in Germany and Italy. Worked out famously well for all concerned."

You're right, it's straight up fascism but today's upside down media call Tea Partiers fascists because they know that also is very bad.

Posted by: Decaf at July 31, 2015 07:58 PM (hFTMS)

62 Well a socialist wants to take money from people who work and give it to people who don't while enriching themselves at the same time and a Democrat wants to take money from people who work and give it to people who don't while enriching themselves at the same time
Posted by: TheQuietMan

You could call this system Collectivist Oligarchy.

Posted by: Emmanuel Goldstein at July 31, 2015 07:58 PM (awspb)

63 Saw this in the morning. It was delicious. Can she be any dumber? I'm sure.

Posted by: Clarney at July 31, 2015 07:58 PM (dgO4h)

64 39 On Wednesday, Instapundit had some quotes by Bernie Sanders that demonstrated that Sanders didn't believe himself to be an international socialist...
Posted by: junior at July 31, 2015 07:52 PM (FRGa/)

Oh, so a "national socialist"?

That will end well, I'm sure.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 31, 2015 07:59 PM (AkOaV)

65 Socialist? There's NO difference between the DNC an the Communist Party USA. Checking the platform summary on each website is almost identical.

Posted by: AC at July 31, 2015 07:59 PM (TzeLs)

66 34 They have to pretend there is an actual difference between the partiesGot to protect those phony baloney jobs gentleman.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2015 08:00 PM (sPO3u)

67 "The brains of Karl and the looks of Harpo"

Heh.

Posted by: Decaf at July 31, 2015 08:00 PM (hFTMS)

68 DWS is why the term useful idiot was coined. They just didn't count on the mayonnaise hair. That would have really disturbed them.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 31, 2015 08:00 PM (9iR5/)

69 Remember that picture of her all dolled up and you almost had a heart attack when you found out it was DWS?

I just don't get it. This is a person with a pathological need to sound like a harpy who combs her hair with a pork chop.

It's a damn shame because she cleans up pretty well.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 31, 2015 08:00 PM (oFCZn)

70 I truly believe she was birthed ala Bono in South Park

Posted by: Clarney at July 31, 2015 08:00 PM (dgO4h)

71 Communist-owned "collective" bakery in Berkeley is closing this week after a 40-year run:

http://www.berkeleyside.com/2015/07/31/nabolom-bakery-to-close-after-40-years-in-berkeley/

Commenter "aperson" had this to say:

"aperson - 43 minutes ago

I used to like this place, but on a recent visit -- the first time in years, since I don't live nearby -- I got up to use the restroom and in so doing passed through some of the behind-the-scenes areas...and holy cow, the most charitable thing I can say is "not up to modern standards of cleanliness."

Having a sticky, grimy, vaguely unhygienic kitchen and dining area may have been forgiven in the '70s when radical politics trumped all, but in the modern world customers choose "sanitary" over "politically correct" every time.

Yadda yadda, collective, Chairman Mao, blah blah blah. Seriously, when will these antiquated utopian hippie fantasies finally evaporate?

If a collective can keep things sparkling and au courant and tasty, like the Cheese Board, then they stay in business. If they cling to the "Four Olds" -- grunginess, dreadlocks, oat bran and being smug -- then they shouldn't be surprised if they go the way of the dinosaur."

Posted by: Al Sharpton at July 31, 2015 08:00 PM (jBuUi)

72 Walk softly and don't let them hear the camp keys jingle.

Posted by: Colonel Sanders at July 31, 2015 08:01 PM (Dwehj)

73 If you were to put pancake makeup on a chameleon I imagine it would look a lot like Debbie in this clip.

Posted by: Fritz at July 31, 2015 08:01 PM (o/UmK)

74 I think part of the reason for the lack of enthusiasm for Hillary on the left lately is because they think...'It's Time.' Time to get rid of the masks and drop all pretense of Not Being Socialists.

So they figure just run one for the election and forget Her Drunkeness.

Posted by: El Kabong at July 31, 2015 08:01 PM (75gXb)

75 Obama is a FASCOCIALIST (FASCIST+SOCIALIST)

Posted by: ParisParamus at July 31, 2015 08:02 PM (SXHpU)

76 Debbie's not that bright, she's been getting by on her looks.

No, wait, that's not right, she's getting by on charm.

Okay, I guess not.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 31, 2015 08:02 PM (oVJmc)

77 "Can she be any dumber? I'm sure."

Sure, there's still eighteen months until January 2017.

Posted by: Decaf at July 31, 2015 08:03 PM (hFTMS)

78 What's between her legs? Because there certainly isn't anything between her ears
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 31, 2015 07:49 PM (Gp1PS)


Don't go there.

I mean really. Do. Not. Go. There.

Posted by: Steve Shultz, Gamma Male at July 31, 2015 08:03 PM (JvPqF)

79 We're running out of insults that they understand.

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2015 08:03 PM (+jijM)

80 A Democrat, a socialist and a communist walk into a bar. Bartender looks up and says, "Hey Bernie, going solo tonight?"

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 31, 2015 08:03 PM (ppaKI)

81 Activate "no enemies to the left" module in Talking Points Robot ver 3.666.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer - Nutty Professor at July 31, 2015 08:03 PM (Edob3)

82 57 Did DWS's parents get out of jail for defrauding the florida state government yet?

The thieving nutcase did not fall from the tree.
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at July 31, 2015 07:57 PM (f+6Pd)


http://tinyurl.com/otdfglb

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 31, 2015 08:03 PM (AkOaV)

83 Whaaa.....?

My "Al Sharpton" sock sticks to me like a tarbaby!

Off, Al, off!

Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2015 08:04 PM (jBuUi)

84 Having a sticky, grimy, vaguely unhygienic kitchen and dining area
may have been forgiven in the '70s when radical politics trumped all,
but in the modern world customers choose "sanitary" over "politically
correct" every time.
--------------
Nah, they're going to blame it on the $15.00 an hour minimum wage.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 31, 2015 08:04 PM (9iR5/)

85 combs her hair with a pork chop

*files that one away in the comedy gold folder*

Posted by: Colonel Sanders at July 31, 2015 08:04 PM (Dwehj)

86 What do expect from a woman who combs her hair with buttered toast?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 31, 2015 08:05 PM (ppaKI)

87 75 Obama is a FASCOCIALIST (FASCIST+SOCIALIST)
Posted by: ParisParamus at July 31, 2015 08:02 PM (SXHpU)

No, he's a facialist. Trust me on this one. *giggle*

Posted by: Reggie Love at July 31, 2015 08:05 PM (mx5oN)

88 Sgt. Wasserman Shultz literally knows nossing

Posted by: Clarney at July 31, 2015 08:05 PM (dgO4h)

89 We're running out of insults that they understand.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2015 08:03 PM (+jijM)


"Dumbshit" is evergreen, though.

Er . . .

Maybe I could have phrased that better . . .

Posted by: filbert at July 31, 2015 08:05 PM (JvPqF)

90 Nah, they're going to blame it on the $15.00 an hour minimum wage.
Posted by: Old Blue


They don't have to abide by that because the workers are the owners. Theoretically, they could pay themselves nothing if they all voted to do it that way.

However, at least 12 restaurants in the Bay Area have indeed closed this month, all citing the minimum wage law as the problem that made them unprofitable.

Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2015 08:05 PM (jBuUi)

91 BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK RIGHT WING EXTREMISTS!
BRAAAACK POLLY WANNA CRACKER
BRAAAAAAAAAAACK EXTREEEEEEEEME!
REPUBLICANS BAD!!!!!
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
REPUBLICANS HATE THE POOR!!!!
WINGERS! EXTREMISTS!!!!!
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

Posted by: Polly the Proggy Parrot at July 31, 2015 08:06 PM (q20+R)

92 "He understood terror even better than Lenin."

Stalin was great at it, but for subtle pyschological terror, I'd have to pick the Nazis.

The Aussie writer Clive James wrote about the perverse genius of the Nuremberg laws - they didn't ban the Jews from riding streetcars. They just couldn't be in certain parts of them. They had to sit in the back of streetcars - but they couldn't get back there without passing through the part of the car where they were forbidden to be. So Nazi thugs would beat and slap them around before they could even reach or leave the seats they were supposed to be in. Their choice was either walk everywhere (where they could be beaten) or take a chance on the streetcar (and get beaten). So just getting to work every morning was terrifying - all meant to kill their spirits years before the extermination camps ever opened.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 31, 2015 08:06 PM (+XMAD)

93

Hermetically sealed in a mayonnaise jar on Funk & Wagnels porch since noon yesterday . . .

President Historic First left her in the Chair position just to irritate his enemy the most. Purely symbolic.
Purely "in your face".

Posted by: GBruno at July 31, 2015 08:06 PM (u49WF)

94 They don't have to abide by that because the workers are the owners. Theoretically, they could pay themselves nothing if they all voted to do it that way.

"Hey, let's vote to pay ourselves $1,000 an hour! We'll be rich in no time!"

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2015 08:07 PM (mx5oN)

95 On my screen, there's an ad for nut bars next to the picture of Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz.

Posted by: Furious George at July 31, 2015 08:08 PM (HpEBw)

96 That was some retro Chris Matthews, circa 1998.

Posted by: Dave S. at July 31, 2015 08:08 PM (mhkbv)

97 Didnt she threaten to reveal shit about the donks if they fired her from this ridiculous job?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 31, 2015 08:08 PM (iQIUe)

98 "Combs her hair with a Pork Chop......"

Still laughing at that.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at July 31, 2015 08:09 PM (1dGX0)

99 You know, like they had in Germany and Italy. Worked out famously well for all concerned.

Since cute wild animals are all the rage among the Left this week, it might be pointed out that socialism did not work out well for the animals at the Berlin zoo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2015 08:10 PM (8ZskC)

100 65 Socialist? There's NO difference between the DNC an the Communist Party USA. Checking the platform summary on each website is almost identical.
Posted by: AC at July 31, 2015 07:59 PM (TzeLs)


If I'm not mistaken, the CPUSA endorsed Obama in 2008.

Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2015 08:10 PM (sdi6R)

101 She looks like her head fell in the cheese dip back in 1957.

A real Formaldehyde Face.

Posted by: Roddy's Sunglasses at July 31, 2015 08:12 PM (tBH1d)

102 100 65 Socialist? There's NO difference between the DNC an the Communist Party USA. Checking the platform summary on each website is almost identical.
Posted by: AC at July 31, 2015 07:59 PM (TzeLs)

If I'm not mistaken, the CPUSA endorsed Obama in 2008.
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2015 08:10 PM (sdi6R)

And 2012.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2015 08:12 PM (mx5oN)

103 Since cute wild animals are all the rage among the Left this week, it might be pointed out that socialism did not work out well for the animals at the Berlin zoo.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 31, 2015 08:10 PM (8ZskC)


Well, for fun light summer beach reading for you Democrats out there, may I suggest a cute animal story written by a famous British "democratic" socialist . . .

Animal Farm.

Posted by: filbert at July 31, 2015 08:13 PM (JvPqF)

104 Take a look at any photo of a protest march. CPUSA and SEIU are generally marching arm in arm.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 31, 2015 08:14 PM (9iR5/)

105 All Debbie needed to do was say ""Landru guide us!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2015 08:14 PM (rNQTc)

106 15 They live in such an insular bubble, they don't know that "socialist" is a derogatory term.
Posted by: Phinn at July 31, 2015 07:47 PM (DLUnW)


Sadly, most millennials have no idea either, or have been brainwashed into believing it is a good thing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2015 08:15 PM (St6BJ)

107 "The brains of Karl and the looks of Harpo"

Heh.

Posted by: Decaf at July 31, 2015 08:00 PM (hFTMS)

There's a Harpo Rove?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at July 31, 2015 08:15 PM (nFdGS)

108 All Debbie needed to do was say ""Landru guide us!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2015 08:14 PM (rNQTc)


"Norman, coordinate!"

Posted by: filbert at July 31, 2015 08:15 PM (JvPqF)

109 Debbie's obtuse responses should really come as no surprise considering she didn't learn until recently that a facial didn't necessarily require four or more Japanese men and a tub of K-Y.

Posted by: Fritz at July 31, 2015 08:16 PM (o/UmK)

110 I've seen Wasserperson look better than that. She actually looked good for one night at the Dem Convention in 2012. She doesn't keep it up because she knows very well prog women will like her more if she looks like a greasy rag.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 31, 2015 08:17 PM (+XMAD)

111 We are 90% there as it is, and the masks have been off. At least, to the majority of banner waving team players of both parties.

They pay lip service only to the 20% "in the middle", by which I mean the dumbest of the dumb.

Convince that 20% that you're with them against "those guys", and you win.
Same as it ever was.
Same as it ever was.
Same as it Ever. Was.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2015 08:17 PM (XmOA9)

112 Meanwhile, in the Glorious People's Republic of Berkeley: even the bums get raped in the ass while they sleep! :

http://www.berkeleyside.com/2015/07/31/man-sodomized-while-sleeping-at-peoples-park/

"Man sodomized while sleeping at People’s Park
July 31, 2015 10:58 am

A man woke up Thursday in People’s Park in Berkeley to discover that he had been sodomized, authorities reported Friday morning.

The University of California Police Department received notification about the rape from Alta Bates Hospital, where the man had sought treatment.

The 30-year-old man told medical staff Thursday that the assault had happened sometime during the prior night while he was sleeping.

He said he woke up and discovered “indications” he had been raped. No further information was provided. "

For those unfamiliar with the history: "People's Park" is an empty lot which became the focus of a years-long radical hippie political revolution in Berkeley in the '60s and '70s, the beginning of what they imagined of what was to be "the end of private property" as "the people" (i.e. stinky hippies) tried (successfully) to seize the University's land by force. In the end, the U caved, and deemed the area a public park. Even since then it has remained as a virtual shrine to the greatest success story of the '60s revolution.

And, needless to say, the "park" rapidly devolved into a disgusting, terrifying homeless encampment and drug shooting-gallery. Which it remains to this day.

Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2015 08:17 PM (jBuUi)

113 All Debbie needed to do was say ""Landru guide us!"
Posted by: Anna Puma

Might as well. Got nothing better to do.

Posted by: Mary Landrieu at July 31, 2015 08:17 PM (awspb)

114 Cute fuzzy animals that kill? Lizzy pointed this book out to me yesterday.

The Beast in the Garden or how the mountain lion invaded suburban America to chew on things that usually scream and vote.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pnygc3h

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2015 08:19 PM (rNQTc)

115 *You know, like they had in Germany and Italy. Worked out famously well for all concerned.*

A Liberal Internet Archival Researcher (LIAR) got himself blocked by me when he went on full retard, uninvited rumination as to why the tea party was a fascist movement. Because "hyper" nationalism.

At least some people recall that the national socialists did, believed.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at July 31, 2015 08:20 PM (cGb2S)

116 A man woke up Thursday in Peoples Park in Berkeley to discover that he had been sodomized, authorities reported Friday morning.

You don't come here for the good night's sleep, do you.

Posted by: Bungholio the Friendly Bear at July 31, 2015 08:21 PM (8ZskC)

117 106
Sadly, most millennials have no idea either, or have been brainwashed into believing it is a good thing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2015 08:15 PM (St6BJ)


I vote for brainwashed. What other point of view have they been exposed to? It's all propaganda all the time with the educational system and the entertainment industry.

If that's the case, then at least some of them should be educable. Mark Levin's new book seems to be aimed at young people, explaining how their future is being stolen from them.

Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2015 08:21 PM (sdi6R)

118 zombie... was the person dressed as Rainbow Dash????

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2015 08:21 PM (rNQTc)

119 DWS was there to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and she was all out of brain cells.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 31, 2015 08:22 PM (jPlFu)

120 Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2015 08:17 PM (jBuUi)

Quite honestly, though I bet that could happen to anybody sleeping on a bench in any urban park in the US. I passed a few clearly mentally ill men on the bike path here just an hour ago. Although a guy's odds in SF are especially bad.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 31, 2015 08:22 PM (+XMAD)

121 Communists = Fascists
Socialists = Communists
Democrats = Socialists
Republicans = Social Democrats
Libertarians = Republicans
Conservatives = Realists

Posted by: Feh at July 31, 2015 08:23 PM (Uk9e2)

122 But Let Me Tell You What, Those Republicans Are Extremists
--------------

"... right-wing extremists", she said.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 31, 2015 08:23 PM (9mTYi)

123 What's the Difference Between a Democrat and a Socialist?

You've got to elect her to find out!

Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at July 31, 2015 08:23 PM (FcR7P)

124 Via, Twitchay:
Hillary asked to borrow a book on emails with a section titled, How To Delete Something So It Stays Deleted

Posted by: AC at July 31, 2015 08:23 PM (TzeLs)

125 Debbie Wasaman-Shitz.

Andrea Tantaros.

Apparently the Dark Side can twist and warp you completely.

Posted by: going back to the Twitchy link at July 31, 2015 08:23 PM (d+1U8)

126 Its okay Debster, nobody else can tell the difference either.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 31, 2015 08:23 PM (39g3+)

127 117 Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2015 08:21 PM (sdi6R)

Looking forward to reading it. My inner Pollyanna beckons.

As has been said, by Simon Wiesenthal, "a Jew must believe in miracles if he wants to be a realist."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2015 08:24 PM (St6BJ)

128 I vote for brainwashed. What other point of view have they been exposed to? It's all propaganda all the time with the educational system and the entertainment industry.

If that's the case, then at least some of them should be educable. Mark Levin's new book seems to be aimed at young people, explaining how their future is being stolen from them.
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2015 08:21 PM (sdi6R)


Yup.

Reality is going to whap the smarter ones among the millennials upside the head real, real hard in the not too distant future.

The stupider ones won't notice or (more likely) will just blame Republicans, of course.

Posted by: filbert at July 31, 2015 08:24 PM (JvPqF)

129 How can you get buttraped in the middle of the night and not have any idea until the next morning? He must have been drunk or drugged out of his mind.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2015 08:25 PM (mx5oN)

130 118 zombie... was the person dressed as Rainbow Dash????
Posted by: Anna Puma


Sadly, they didn't include that detail in the article.

This year's Up Your Alley was almost 100% dog fetishism ("puppy play" they call it), while brony perversions almost completely were absent. Weird.

Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2015 08:25 PM (jBuUi)

131 Like putting her in a round room and telling her to sit in the corner. It's a trick question, there is no difference!

Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2015 08:25 PM (FcR7P)

132 Note that Chrissie Tingle Matthews said "there's a big difference" between socialist and democrat, but all he could muster was muttering. Face facts, Chrissie. You're in bed with national socialists with international ambitions.

Posted by: Feh at July 31, 2015 08:27 PM (Uk9e2)

133 There is a certain honesty to Sanders that I respect. Kucinich was similar. I'd like to have someone that just puts the cards out there like Sanders does, and then lets see if the hand can be beat.


Let's see if we are that center-right nation people often assure us we are.

Posted by: Dave S. at July 31, 2015 08:27 PM (mhkbv)

134 129 How can you get buttraped in the middle of the night and not have any idea until the next morning? He must have been drunk or drugged out of his mind.
Posted by: Insomniac


Either that or the rapist had a really, really small dick.

Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2015 08:27 PM (jBuUi)

135 Here's your tea, Mrs. Hilter!

Posted by: fly gal at July 31, 2015 08:27 PM (qtTCU)

136 I see that Hillary! has embraced income inequality as a centerpiece of her campaign. It worked out swell for Hugo Chavez. For the people in Venezuela, not so much.

Posted by: Venezuelan, standing in line with food ration book, and a filthy ass at July 31, 2015 08:27 PM (9mTYi)

137 Lily Munster in this movie,looking hot.

Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2015 08:28 PM (sPO3u)

138 @112 - file that under 'How to get a colonoscopy out of the government if I'm ever broke and homeless'.

Posted by: JEM (sometimes The Devoceleraptor) at July 31, 2015 08:28 PM (o+SC1)

139 126 Its okay Debster, nobody else can tell the difference either.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 31, 2015 08:23 PM (39g3+)


------


Exactly. It was a legitimately tough question for her to answer.

Posted by: Dave S. at July 31, 2015 08:28 PM (mhkbv)

140 130 118 zombie... was the person dressed as Rainbow Dash????
Posted by: Anna Puma

Sadly, they didn't include that detail in the article.

This year's Up Your Alley was almost 100% dog fetishism ("puppy play" they call it), while brony perversions almost completely were absent. Weird.
Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2015 08:25 PM (jBuUi)

It's quite a state of affairs when the weird thing is the limited array of perversion.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2015 08:28 PM (mx5oN)

141 There is a certain honesty to Sanders that I respect. Kucinich was similar. I'd like to have someone that just puts the cards out there like Sanders does, and then lets see if the hand can be beat.


Let's see if we are that center-right nation people often assure us we are.
Posted by: Dave S. at July 31, 2015 08:27 PM (mhkbv)


It's gonna be Sanders vs. Trump.

The worst of all possible worlds, and therefore the one most likely to occur.

(Unless Hillary puts out a hit on Sanders, of course. Not out of the realm of possibility. Get a food taster, Bernie.)

Posted by: filbert at July 31, 2015 08:29 PM (JvPqF)

142 "puppy play" And I bet they don't even realize how much of a pack they are acting like.

UYA1, "Oh did you see UYA5?"

UYA2, "Oh yes, Brony is so last year."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2015 08:29 PM (rNQTc)

143 Posted by: Venezuelan, standing in line with food ration book, and a filthy ass

Oooh -- mind if I share your sleeping bag?

Posted by: People's Park Ass-Rapist at July 31, 2015 08:29 PM (jBuUi)

144 A socialist is honest about what they are.

Posted by: Mega at July 31, 2015 08:29 PM (9Du4t)

145 119 DWS was there to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and she was all out of brain cells.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 31, 2015 08:22 PM (jPlFu)


Somewhere a coconut is waiting to be smashed over a head.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 31, 2015 08:29 PM (oFCZn)

146 I'd like to have someone that just puts the cards out there like Sanders does, and then lets see if the hand can be beat.
-------------------

The problem is, the media will NOT point out the terrible consequences of Sanders' philosophy. In fact, they will laud it, and him.

Posted by: Venezuelan, standing in line with food ration book, and a filthy ass at July 31, 2015 08:29 PM (9mTYi)

147 >>>How can you get buttraped in the middle of the night and not have any idea until the next morning? He must have been drunk or drugged out of his mind. <<<

Would you like a Quaalude? It'll help you relax.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at July 31, 2015 08:30 PM (o/UmK)

148 (Unless Hillary puts out a hit on Sanders, of course. Not out of the realm of possibility. Get a food taster, Bernie.)
Posted by: filbert

I don't want to go to Fort Marcy Park!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at July 31, 2015 08:30 PM (awspb)

149 And, needless to say, the "park" rapidly
devolved into a disgusting, terrifying homeless encampment and drug
shooting-gallery. Which it remains to this day.

Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2015 08:17 PM (jBuUi)

"People's Park" has been a chancre on the private (SWIDT?) parts of Berkeley for over forty years.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 31, 2015 08:31 PM (oKE6c)

150 @147 - and given the general standard of hygiene involved, what kind of individual would go THERE?

Posted by: JEM (sometimes The Devoceleraptor) at July 31, 2015 08:31 PM (o+SC1)

151 Chris Matthews has been blinded by his BOOOOSHhate for fifteen years. He's desperately wanting to escape it, but can't. He knows, deep down, that the Democrats ARE the Socialist party but he wants Wasserman-Schlitz to give him a reason to say they are different. She can't, so he'll go home and drown himself in a tank of scotch yet another night and pray for the tingles to return.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 31, 2015 08:32 PM (q20+R)

152 Peoples Park sounds like a perfect urban testing ground for the X15 flame thrower mounted on a Segway.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2015 08:32 PM (rNQTc)

153 I don't know but the Venn diagram is just a circle.

Posted by: X at July 31, 2015 08:32 PM (foEhe)

154 Socialists, two variants:

National Socialists = Fascists;
International Socialists = Communists.

From what I can see, today's Democrat Party has two wings: the Fascist/Corporatist wing, and the Communist wing.

Obama and Hillary are both in the Fascist/Corporatist wing, and Sanders is is the Communist wing.

(The Republicans have at least three wings: the libertarian wing, the cultural-conservative wing, and the fascist/corporatist wing (who run the party). This is why the Republicans can't get anywhere . . . ever see a bird try to fly with three wings?)

Posted by: filbert at July 31, 2015 08:32 PM (JvPqF)

155 Agreed, Sanders is at least not shitting anyone. Hillary is the liar who uses Sanders to appear more toward the middle. She's a bitch, a liar, and on the take. Unlike Bill, who's just a skillfully glib hedonist, Hillary sells herself to wealthy men for power. Like Obama, she regards America as her personal theater. That's why the Clintons hate him. He's a theatrical rival.

Posted by: Feh at July 31, 2015 08:33 PM (Uk9e2)

156 This year's Up Your Alley was almost 100% dog
fetishism ("puppy play" they call it), while brony perversions almost
completely were absent. Weird.

Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2015 08:25 PM (jBuUi)

What are brony perversions? No - wait. I don't want to know.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 31, 2015 08:33 PM (oKE6c)

157 Q: How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. Just don't ask him about the lamp shade.

Posted by: Mega at July 31, 2015 08:34 PM (9Du4t)

158 152 Peoples Park sounds like a perfect urban testing ground for the X15 flame thrower mounted on a Segway.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2015 08:32 PM (rNQTc)



What, are we out of daisy cutters?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 31, 2015 08:35 PM (oKE6c)

159 152 Peoples Park sounds like a perfect urban testing ground for the X15 flame thrower mounted on a Segway.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2015 08:32 PM (rNQTc)

Hmmm...wouldn't the pasty white nerdiness and fire-breathing badassery cancel each other out?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2015 08:35 PM (mx5oN)

160 147 >>>How can you get buttraped in the middle of the night and not have any idea until the next morning? He must have been drunk or drugged out of his mind.

Would you like a Quaalude? It'll help you relax.
Posted by: Bill Cosby


During a recent visit by out-of-town friends to SF, we passed a disgusting nook in Golden Gate Park filled with a lot of the little used capsule-thingies.

I noted them and said, "I guess we know what went on here last night!"

When my friends -- hardcore progressives from the East Coast -- sincerely expressed ignorance of what I was talking about, I explained, "See these? They're Amyl Nitrate and Nitrous Oxide canisters. Gay guys take them to loosen the sphincter muscles to facilitate anal sex. You probably pass these things all the time on the streets of NY without even knowing what they mean."

That shut them up. Silence as we walked for the next ten minutes.

Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2015 08:35 PM (jBuUi)

161 Zombie- I lived in Berkeley for four years. My very first day there, I walked by People's Park and saw a circle of old, fat, naked hippies doing the sun salutation.

Man I miss that place.

Posted by: Knemon at July 31, 2015 08:35 PM (bE51D)

162 Jay lets say it is yet another Progressive Left endeavour to overly sexualize a children's show. In this case My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Leave it at.

Though if you want to learn more, I can sell you a 55 gallon barrel of brain bleach for the small nominal fee of $200.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2015 08:36 PM (rNQTc)

163 152 Peoples Park sounds like a perfect urban testing ground for the X15 flame thrower mounted on a Segway.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2015 08:32 PM (rNQTc)


I can remember well the mid 70's listening to Bob Grant on WOR-AM, and one of his regular callers, Frank Magnavito . . .

". . . you know, Bob, I would like to take an F-111 fighter bomber and go on a strafing run over Fire Island and eradicate those homosexual mutants! . . ."

(NB - just quoting Frank. I do not advocate this action)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2015 08:37 PM (St6BJ)

164 >>>How can you get buttraped in the middle of the night and not
have any idea until the next morning? He must have been drunk or
drugged out of his mind. <<<



And/or he was a frequent flier.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 31, 2015 08:37 PM (oKE6c)

165 157 Q: How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. Just don't ask him about the lamp shade.
Posted by: Mega at July 31, 2015 08:34 PM (9Du4t)

Well done, but, gevalt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2015 08:38 PM (St6BJ)

166 I see that Hillary! has embraced income inequality as a centerpiece of her campaign.

*hic* I'm for it!

Posted by: Hillary! at July 31, 2015 08:38 PM (FcR7P)

167 nitrous oxide, laughing gas

amyl nitrate?

Posted by: Feh at July 31, 2015 08:38 PM (Uk9e2)

168
Hmm. Listening to "Blue Monday" by New Order. What a co-inky-dink.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2015 08:38 PM (St6BJ)

169 Well I used the Segway so the tester could have some urban camouflage. The EM50 Urban Assault Vehicle has a built in flame thrower but would attract too much attention since its not an electric or hybrid vehicle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2015 08:39 PM (rNQTc)

170 I'd say the Democrats are Fascists, just socialists with more guns, more cronyism, more punishment of their enemies, etc.

Posted by: navybrat at July 31, 2015 08:39 PM (JgC5a)

171 164 >>>How can you get buttraped in the middle of the night and not
have any idea until the next morning? He must have been drunk or
drugged out of his mind.


And/or he was a frequent flier.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 31, 2015 08:37 PM (oKE6c)

If he was that loose he'd be carrying his intestines around on a garden hose reel.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2015 08:40 PM (mx5oN)

172 161
Zombie- I lived in Berkeley for four years. My very first day there, I
walked by People's Park and saw a circle of old, fat, naked hippies
doing the sun salutation.



Man I miss that place.

Posted by: Knemon at July 31, 2015 08:35 PM (bE51D)

i used to hang out at larry blake's......across the street was the best pizza by the slice place

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 31, 2015 08:40 PM (0O7c5)

173 "If the richest country in the history of the world can't spend just a little more to insure our _____ receive a ______________...."

That's what they hear. What they don't hear is so much has been spent offering ____ to ______ that we are not only NOT the richest, we've spent it all and are now the most indebted. With more to come as the boomers reach entitlement age by the thousands daily. And immigrants pour over the border, not demanding citizenship, but merely benefits of such.
Socialism baby! It's the only way forward!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2015 08:40 PM (XmOA9)

174 121 Feh...you got sumpin there. Transitive?

Posted by: Clarney at July 31, 2015 08:40 PM (dgO4h)

175 What are brony perversions? No - wait. I don't want to know.
Posted by: Jay Guevara


Three (formerly common) variants:

1. "Pony play": people dressing up as horses -- literally, with leather halters and bits and restraints and so forth. Owners whip them as they pull wheeled carts.

2. Putting on rubber horse-head masks as you butt-fuck.

3. Dressing up as characters from the most recent animated version of "My Little Pony: Friends Are Forever," and then either having or fantasizing about sexy acts.

All three had a brief surge in popularity for a while there, and now seem to be receding.

Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2015 08:41 PM (jBuUi)

176 Isn't it Whatshername's job to know?

Posted by: Titanium at July 31, 2015 08:41 PM (u9UgT)

177 167 nitrous oxide, laughing gas

amyl nitrate?
Posted by: Feh at July 31, 2015 08:38 PM (Uk9e2)

"Poppers."

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2015 08:41 PM (mx5oN)

178 I thought the SC legalizing gay marriage was the pinnacle of all signs that the United States was done. Now the possibility that the government of the United States may extradite an American citizen to a backwards communist African country can redefine the pinnacle.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 31, 2015 08:42 PM (p/8Bt)

179 But as Zombie has documented Option 1 Pony Grrls can be crossed over with Option 3 My Little Pony to bring the WTFYFF vibe to way past Eleventy!

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2015 08:42 PM (rNQTc)

180 All politics reduce to the question of force.

More or less.

I'm not a theorist.

Posted by: Feh at July 31, 2015 08:43 PM (Uk9e2)

181 Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2015 08:35 PM (jBuUi)


Did you conclude by adding NTTAWWT? That's always a good coda to add to any particularly repellent homosexual practice that comes to the attention of normal people who support homosexuality in the abstract. See, e.g., fisting.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 31, 2015 08:43 PM (oKE6c)

182 In this case My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Yeah, that's the correct name. I always get it wrong.

Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2015 08:43 PM (jBuUi)

183 I don't think Hillary is so crude as to order a whack.

I could definitely see her doing what Nixon did to Muskie: wait until it's nice and rainy / snowy, and then release some evil dirt. Then some Clintonite media outlet will splash Sanders' moistened face over the networks.

And we'll all have a good laugh at Sanders' "cry", and Hillary will advance a few more states.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 31, 2015 08:43 PM (rf4jo)

184 All three had a brief surge in popularity for a while there, and now seem to be receding.

Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2015 08:41 PM (jBuUi



Things I never needed to know about.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 31, 2015 08:43 PM (q20+R)

185 There is a certain honesty to Sanders that I
respect. Kucinich was similar. I'd like to have someone that just puts
the cards out there like Sanders does, and then lets see if the hand
can be beat.


Posted by: Dave S. at July 31, 2015 08:27 PM


You know, I no longer even give them that. I don't respect their honesty. I don't respect the POS who tells me straight up that he wants to destroy my country and take my freedom, any more than I might have respected Hitler for being honest about what he wanted in Mein Kampf. The depth of contempt I have for these people is plumbable only with a bathysphere, and I want them driven to the fringes of decent society, and their followers afraid to show their faces in public. Fuck Hillary, fuck Sanders and fuck the rest of their party in particular.

Other than that, I have no strong feelings on the subject.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2015 08:44 PM (QiBX8)

186 zombie, you must feel like you live in a sort of surreal terrarium

Posted by: Feh at July 31, 2015 08:44 PM (Uk9e2)

187 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2015 08:44 PM (QiBX

It's blase' attitudes like yours that are ruining this country.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2015 08:45 PM (mx5oN)

188 amyl nitrate?
Posted by: Feh


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poppers

Nitrite, not Nitrate. Typo.

"Sexual use

Inhaling nitrites relaxes smooth muscles throughout the body. Smooth muscle surrounds the body's blood vessels and, when relaxed, causes these vessels to dilate, resulting in an immediate decrease in blood pressure.

Alkyl nitrites are often used as a club drug or to enhance a sexual experience. They facilitate anal intercourse by relaxing the internal and external anal sphincter muscles.

Popularity

User surveys are hard to come by, but a 1988 study found that 69% of men who had sex with men in the Baltimore/Washington DC area reported they had used poppers...".

Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2015 08:45 PM (jBuUi)

189 amyl nitrate?

Posted by: Feh at July 31, 2015 08:38 PM (Uk9e2)



"Poppers."

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2015 08:41 PM (mx5oN)

Actually, we're talking about amyl nitrite, not amyl nitrate, which is quite a different compound, despite the similarity in name. See "silicone" vs. "silicon." Also "chicken salad" vs."chicken shit."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 31, 2015 08:46 PM (oKE6c)

190 from Reuters

CARACAS -- One person was killed and dozens were detained following looting of supermarkets in Venezuela's southeastern city of Ciudad Guayana, the state governor said on Friday, amid the ongoing food shortages...

Say hello to my leetle friend Socialism, Debbie.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 31, 2015 08:46 PM (jPlFu)

191 Have any of you Bay area people ever dined at Alice Waters place? When I was in SF in the early '80's we went there but it was packed and the wait was long so we went back to SF and got seafood. It was very good, I always wonder if I missed out on a fantastic meal.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 31, 2015 08:46 PM (+XMAD)

192 Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2015 08:45 PM (jBuUi)


Yep. Saw this on refreshing.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 31, 2015 08:46 PM (oKE6c)

193 it sounds like a ... laxative

Posted by: Feh at July 31, 2015 08:47 PM (Uk9e2)

194 RedMind - Cut, jib. Newsletter?

Posted by: Venezuelan, standing in line with food ration book, and a filthy ass at July 31, 2015 08:48 PM (9mTYi)

195 I still keep scrolling up to see "Harpo Rove"!
Effin A Cotton
Effin A

Posted by: Clarney at July 31, 2015 08:48 PM (dgO4h)

196 Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2015 08:45 PM

Zombie, you give new meaning to the phrase "scouring the bowels of the internet so that we don't have to."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2015 08:48 PM (QiBX8)

197 Its all right Zombie if you make a small goof. You are taking so many for the team called Humanity in that mutant Skinner Box.

We could line on Etsy the merchants of the MLP butt-plugs and oh yeah the Pony Grrl boots.

*thud twitch gack*

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2015 08:48 PM (rNQTc)

198 Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 31, 2015 08:46 PM (oKE6c)

If you look up amyl nitrate on Amazon you get a link for a book called "How to Bottom Like a Porn Star."

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2015 08:48 PM (mx5oN)

199 157 Q: How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. Just don't ask him about the lamp shade.
Posted by: Mega at July 31, 2015 08:34 PM (9Du4t)


You have light bulbs? One percenter!

Posted by: The proletariat at July 31, 2015 08:48 PM (sdi6R)

200 donna, next time stop at kermit lynch's wine place

he and waters are pals, I think, and both were inspired by richard olney

Posted by: Feh at July 31, 2015 08:49 PM (Uk9e2)

201 193 it sounds like a ... laxative
Posted by: Feh at July 31, 2015 08:47 PM (Uk9e2)

Wrong direction.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2015 08:49 PM (mx5oN)

202 1. "Pony play": people dressing up as horses --
literally, with leather halters and bits and restraints and so forth.
Owners whip them as they pull wheeled carts.



2. Putting on rubber horse-head masks as you butt-fuck.



3. Dressing up as characters from the most recent animated version
of "My Little Pony: Friends Are Forever," and then either having or
fantasizing about sexy acts.





Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2015 08:41 PM (jBuUi)


Now who doesn't do that sort of stuff routinely?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 31, 2015 08:49 PM (oKE6c)

203 Zombie, you give new meaning to the phrase "scouring the bowels of the internet so that we don't have to."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


I don't encounter this on the internet -- I encounter it in real life.

Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2015 08:49 PM (jBuUi)

204 If you look up amyl nitrate on Amazon you get a link for a book called "How to Bottom Like a Porn Star."

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2015 08:48 PM


O_o


Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2015 08:50 PM (QiBX8)

205 I don't respect Sanders, but honesty, sure. We've had enough of lies in this country.

Posted by: Feh at July 31, 2015 08:50 PM (Uk9e2)

206 Tingles almost seemed embarrassed by catfish face right there.

Posted by: Bg at July 31, 2015 08:51 PM (QaJtO)

207 Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2015 08:41 PM (jBuUi)


Why are they called "brony?" Or am I being stupid here?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 31, 2015 08:51 PM (oKE6c)

208 i'd rather have an honest person than a liar.....i can handle truth....lies not so much

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 31, 2015 08:52 PM (0O7c5)

209 If you look up amyl nitrate on Amazon you get a link for a book called "How to Bottom Like a Porn Star."

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2015 08:48 PM (mx5oN)


Thought you were just messing with the Horde. I was wrong.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2015 08:52 PM (XmOA9)

210 207 Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2015 08:41 PM (jBuUi)


Why are they called "brony?" Or am I being stupid here?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 31, 2015 08:51 PM (oKE6c)

It's an amalgam of the words "bro" and "pony."

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2015 08:52 PM (mx5oN)

211 bro pony

Posted by: Feh at July 31, 2015 08:52 PM (Uk9e2)

212 Uh, they're "Democrat" socialists. Not the same as the
German and Italian version. This time it's going to work; just give us your money and get over that ancient founding document.



Posted by: Arson Wells at July 31, 2015 08:52 PM (UnJ7w)

213 I don't encounter this on the internet -- I encounter it in real life.

Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2015 08:49 PM


I was talking about the definitions, but yeah..I get it. I've been to SF. Sodom Gomorrah called. They saw SF and think they're entitled to a do-over.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2015 08:52 PM (QiBX8)

214 Why are they called "brony?" Or am I being stupid here?
Posted by: Jay Guevara


I think it came from "bro"s (i.e. "dudes" of the millennial generation) who are "into" the show "My Little Pony."

Bro + Pony = Brony.

Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2015 08:53 PM (jBuUi)

215 Wrong direction.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2015 08:49 PM (mx5oN)



Yes, but if it relaxes the muscles, doesn't it seem that as well as accommodating things uh inward...it would also "loosen the bowels" so to speak?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 31, 2015 08:53 PM (q20+R)

216 *sighs*

Jay, a Brony is a particular sub-species of MLP fan. A Brony is a guy who likes the show. Much like the guys who liked to watch Sailor Moon except with SM the dudes could fantasize about a transformation nudity shot.

To go even more specific, there are even Bronies who have joined the US military.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2015 08:53 PM (rNQTc)

217 203 Zombie, you give new meaning to the phrase "scouring the bowels of the internet so that we don't have to."
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
I don't encounter this on the internet -- I encounter it in real life.
Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2015 08:49 PM (jBuUi)




I believe I've told my story of a colleague who volunteered weekends at SF General to cheer up his application to medical school.


Every Monday morning he used to regale us with stories of the hardware they'd fished out of fruits' rear ends. It was kinda like hearing about stuff found in sharks' stomachs. No, wait, actually it was more disgusting.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 31, 2015 08:54 PM (oKE6c)

218 Now who doesn't do that sort of stuff routinely?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 31, 2015 08:49 PM (oKE6c)


-----


Only on Fridays

Posted by: Dave S. at July 31, 2015 08:54 PM (mhkbv)

219 Isn't the Catholic Archbishop of SF a conservative traditionalist who is really hated because he hasn't caved on gay marriage or traditional Catholic teaching?

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 31, 2015 08:55 PM (+XMAD)

220 bronies....more than watch the show....they are "into" the show sexually....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 31, 2015 08:55 PM (0O7c5)

221 Bro + Pony = Brony.

Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2015 08:53 PM (jBuUi)

Ah. Thanks. I couldn't figure that one out.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 31, 2015 08:55 PM (oKE6c)

222 219
Isn't the Catholic Archbishop of SF a conservative traditionalist who is
really hated because he hasn't caved on gay marriage or traditional
Catholic teaching?





Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 31, 2015 08:55 PM (+XMAD)

yes

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 31, 2015 08:55 PM (0O7c5)

223 Only on Fridays

Posted by: Dave S. at July 31, 2015 08:54 PM (mhkbv)

Prude.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 31, 2015 08:55 PM (oKE6c)

224 I think it came from "bro"s (i.e. "dudes" of the millennial generation) who are "into" the show "My Little Pony."



Bro + Pony = Brony.

Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2015 08:53 PM



Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2IIwYKposw

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2015 08:56 PM (QiBX8)

225 209 If you look up amyl nitrate on Amazon you get a link for a book called "How to Bottom Like a Porn Star."

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2015 08:48 PM (mx5oN)


Thought you were just messing with the Horde. I was wrong.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2015 08:52 PM (XmOA9)

I couldn't have made that one up if I tried.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2015 08:56 PM (mx5oN)

226 Oh boy Amyl Nitrate.

I'm in high school and a buddy has a bottle of something called "Rush". You sniff it and it gives you a massive head rush and then it wears off. You laugh like a goon for about 20 seconds and then do it again.

The bottle runs out and guess where we got another one?

A gay bar downtown.

Of course, I had no idea when we walked in.

I felt I was denied critical, need to know information that day.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 31, 2015 08:57 PM (oFCZn)

227

NOOD. Corgis?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 31, 2015 08:57 PM (St6BJ)

228 A socialist is just a communist that has found his/her AK and the will to use it.

I thinkmof Matthews is on island this month, I'll send the boys around on the beach side to bottle rocket his house at 2am. Just for shits and giggles.

Posted by: Saml adams at July 31, 2015 08:57 PM (pJM/D)

229 Well actually Wassermsn Schultz show us how it should be done, which is what Trump does.

Do not accept the premise of the question, brush it aside as if it's the silliest thing you ever heard and turn the conversation to what you want to talk about.

If your standard issue GOPe dope were asked what's the difference between the GOP and religious zealots just to pick something at random, they'd melt and start apologizing for some nonsensical shit that has nothing to do with anything.


I think Trump has started to turn the light switches on in some of these stoopnagles.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 31, 2015 08:57 PM (WVvzl)

230 205 I don't respect Sanders, but honesty, sure. We've had enough of lies in this country.
Posted by: Feh at July 31, 2015 08:50 PM (Uk9e2)


-----


Exactly. Let's just have a more honest campaign, and stop pretending a lot of these things that are so are not so. Starting with that excellent question DWS had to laugh off.

Posted by: Dave S. at July 31, 2015 08:58 PM (mhkbv)

231 Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2IIwYKposw


Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 31, 2015 08:56 PM (QiBX
______________

I think I just figured out why the SMOD has yet to make an appearance: it's afraid of catching something.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 31, 2015 09:01 PM (oKE6c)

232 #69 Clean her up and she could get a leg over with Dr. Who.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 31, 2015 09:02 PM (Kucy5)

233 Yes, but if it relaxes the muscles, doesn't it seem that as well as accommodating things uh inward...it would also "loosen the bowels" so to speak?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 31, 2015 08:53 PM (q20+R)

Hate to say it, but that might be a plus for some ghey guys.

I've always found the contrast between the frequently fastidious habits of gay men when it comes to clothes, home, decor and the incredible unfastidiousness (is that a word?) of their sex lives puzzling.

I once worked with a gay who would carefully wipe off soda cans because "rats and roaches and things probably ran over them in the warehouse" - and yet he regularly cruised the bushes of "P St. beach" near Dupont Circle screwing God know what.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 31, 2015 09:03 PM (+XMAD)

234 "To go even more specific, there are even Bronies who have joined the US military."

Rethinking the reintroduction of nose art...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 31, 2015 09:12 PM (Kucy5)

235 234 "To go even more specific, there are even Bronies who have joined the US military."

Rethinking the reintroduction of nose art...
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 31, 2015 09:12 PM (Kucy5)

Twilight Sparkle with a big pair of titties.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 31, 2015 09:14 PM (mx5oN)

236 Hillary is a liberal and can be effectively critiqued on those terms. This continual need to label modern liberalism as socialist (or more retardedly, fascist) is dumb & ignores that modern left-wing ideology is a logical outgrowth of past liberalism.

Posted by: W at July 31, 2015 09:42 PM (urlF7)

237 One party wants impose collectivist centralized single party crippling dependence, foster perpetual class warfare and minoritarian victimhood in the name of creating an ideal dystopia.

The other calls itself socialism.

Posted by: Commissar M at July 31, 2015 10:48 PM (KSF9t)

238 I would call her an airhead but that's disrespectful to air, which actually serves a purpose.

Posted by: Dave K at August 01, 2015 03:04 AM (lhZej)

239 Debbie Positive-Wassermann-Schultz

Posted by: bilco at August 01, 2015 12:43 PM (WA+jL)

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