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Overnight Open Thread (7-30-2015)
Quote of the Day I - Everyone Knows That Edition
At a hearing before the House Foreign Affairs Committee, Secretary of State John Kerry was asked why the administration did not submit the Iran nuclear agreement to the Senate for its advice and consent as an Article II treaty.
Kerry responded that the agreement wasn't treated as a treaty "because you can't pass a treaty anymore."
Modern journalism is all about deciding which facts the public shouldn't know because they might reflect badly on Democrats.
-- Jim Treacher
What could it possibly be? Oh right:
"I started the relationship with [Soon-Yi Previn, his then-girlfriend Mia Farrow's adoptive daughter, who was---at most---21 years old at the time to his 56] and I thought it would just be a fling. It wouldn't be serious, but it had a life of its own. And I never thought it would be anything more," Allen revealed. "Then we started going together, then we started living together, and we were enjoying it. And the age difference didn't seem to matter. It seemed to work in our favor actually."
-- Woody Allen further revealing his moral blindness and bankruptcy
"Wherever I go to speak, whether it's Brazil or Italy or Norway, I find that upper-middle-class professional women are very unhappy. This is a global problem! And it's coming from the fact that women are expecting men to provide them with the same kind of emotional and conversational support and intimacy that they get from their women friends. And when they don't get it, they're full of resentment and bitterness. It's tragic! Women are blaming men for a genuine problem that I say is systemic. . . . Now we're working side-by-side in offices at the same job. Women want to leave at the end of the day and have a happy marriage at home, but then they put all this pressure on men because they expect them to be exactly like their female friends. If they feel restlessness or misery or malaise, they automatically blame it on men. Men are not doing enough; men aren't sharing enough. But it's not the fault of men that we have this crazy and rather neurotic system where women are now functioning like men in the workplace, with all its material rewards."
-- Camille Paglia
Nope. But it provided an excuse for people who want to turn college campuses into man-hating sexual police states. And that was the goal.
-- Glenn Reynolds on the bogus campus rape studies
Planned Parenthood's Sex Advice for Teenagers: Choke Sex and Water Sports
As well as a little Boston steamer action.
HUMPHREY: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? ... You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.
WYMER: Suck the nipple, sir?
HUMPHREY: Good! Good. Well done, Wymer.
DUCKWORTH: Uh, stroking the thighs, sir.
HUMPHREY: Yes. Yes, I suppose so. Hmm?
PUPIL IN FRONT: Oh, sir. Biting the neck.
HUMPHREY: Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.
WATSON: Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
From "Gamers Are Dead" to "We're All Gamers" in Less Than a Year
Because when everyone's a gamer...
"At Arlington's Washington-Lee High School this year, there were 117 valedictorians out of a class of 457. At Long Beach Polytechnic in California, there were 30."
Shorter version: You.People.Just.Don't.Get.It
The Honor That Honors By Its Omission
MI Supreme Court Uphold Right to Work for State Employees
Yesterday, the Michigan Supreme Court voted 4-3 to make public sector employees subject to the state's 2012 Right to Work law. The holding dealt a huge blow to the labor unions vying to represent the state's almost 40,000 employees.
The court's argument turned even the friendly appeals court ruling on its head; while the appeals court ruling said that the existence of the Michigan Civil Service Commotion did not preclude the inclusion of state employees under the right to work laws, the supremes held that the Commission never had the authority to require state employees to pay the union-related agency fees, even before right to work laws existed.
Phi Kappa Psi Fraternity Members Sue Rolling Stone
Back when adults who had America's interests at heart were in charge.
The Mysterious Case of Skeleton Lake
In 1942, Indian forest ranger H.K. Madhwal came across something rather disturbing: a lake filled with bones. Hundreds of people died in the lake, all at once. But what killed them?
Roopkund Lake is located in the state of Uttarakhand, India. The lake sits at over 16,000 feet in elevation, and it freezes over-so the skeletons are only visible during a brief thaw. Madhwal found it at just the right time to see the bones. But how old were they? And what were they doing hanging around in a lake?
SyFy To Make A Show About Vampire Cars
Sure why not. It's no dumber than a lot of the current reality shows.
Big Brother is Watching You Squat
Naked Man, 81, Arrested for 'Having Sex With Bush in His Own Back Garden'
It's a sad day for America when a man can't fuck his own shrubbery in his own goddamn backyard. I guess the terrorists really have won.
A pensioner has been arrested for allegedly having SEX with a BUSH - in his own back garden.The unsuspecting 81-year-old was caught in the act by a neighbour whose home overlooked the back garden.
He claims that he said the octogenarian acting oddly in the garden while naked so he grabbed his video camera.
He claims to have shot images of the man then "humping" a bush while in the buff.
Local reports in Stratford, Connecticut, said the neighbour then raised the alarm.
Yahoo group. That is all.
Come on be a smartie and join the yahoo group party! For the children. Why do you hate children?
And my lo-fi Twitter spew.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at July 30, 2015 11:17 PM (kHJ3a)
Posted by: Lou Reed, life coach to the stars at July 30, 2015 11:17 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 30, 2015 11:17 PM (cygkw)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 30, 2015 11:17 PM (b2cFu)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 30, 2015 11:17 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Tmitsss at July 30, 2015 11:17 PM (Pa9vP)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 30, 2015 11:18 PM (jPlFu)
The focus this time: Gay thoughtcriminals are still thoughtcriminals.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9576
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 30, 2015 11:18 PM (/YkzI)
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at July 30, 2015 11:18 PM (dPpmC)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 30, 2015 11:19 PM (YuiQg)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 30, 2015 11:19 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: BacktoGA at July 30, 2015 11:19 PM (/22Vh)
#greylivesmatter
Posted by: andycanuck at July 30, 2015 11:19 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Farmer at July 30, 2015 11:20 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 11:20 PM (C6hcv)
-- Jim Treacher
Modern conservatism is all about deciding which websites people shouldn't visit because they might reflect badly on Republicans.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 30, 2015 11:21 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 30, 2015 11:21 PM (AVEe1)
Ummm...no. Modern conservatism is all about trying to get Republicans to not act like Democrat-lite.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 30, 2015 11:22 PM (b2cFu)
First they came for the unborn babies, and I did not speak out because I am not an unborn baby.
Then they came for the pro-life activist, and I did not speak out because I am not a pro-life activist.
Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me.
Posted by: Iasonas at July 30, 2015 11:24 PM (DU875)
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 30, 2015 11:24 PM (p/8Bt)
Posted by: pookysgirl drinks and walks like a sailor at July 30, 2015 11:25 PM (IJeUX)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 30, 2015 11:25 PM (YuiQg)
his own goddamn backyard. I guess the terrorists really have won.<<<
First the came for the shrub fuckers, but we said nothing...
Posted by: Couch Fucker and Toaster Fucker at July 30, 2015 11:25 PM (d+1U8)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 11:26 PM (C6hcv)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 30, 2015 11:26 PM (jPlFu)
I've had better evenings, but I'll settle for good. For now, anyway.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2015 11:26 PM (RzZOc)
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These people need to be removed to prison to await their trial for treason.
Posted by: OTB at July 30, 2015 11:26 PM (ShdUd)
1) The sacrament of abortion shall not be impugned, not matter how grizzly the truth.
2) The world is overpopulated anyway, so no biggie. Killing animals is wrong though.
3) See generally: Margaret Sanger and eugenics.
Posted by: Iasonas at July 30, 2015 11:27 PM (DU875)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 30, 2015 11:27 PM (b2cFu)
Might need a second bite. Be well y'all if I crash and don't make it back tonight.
Posted by: Farmer at July 30, 2015 11:27 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 11:27 PM (rNQTc)
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 30, 2015 11:27 PM (p/8Bt)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 30, 2015 11:28 PM (KCxzN)
Damn. They discovered my secret lair.
Posted by: Cecil th Lion at July 30, 2015 11:28 PM (mFrEK)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 30, 2015 11:29 PM (XmOA9)
Doesn't need police but just help.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 11:29 PM (C6hcv)
Posted by: Paolo the Dreamer at July 30, 2015 11:29 PM (+XMAD)
The unsuspecting 81-year-old was caught in the act by a neighbour whose home overlooked the back garden.<<<
I didn't know Karl Rove was 81.
Posted by: live and learn at July 30, 2015 11:29 PM (d+1U8)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 30, 2015 11:29 PM (XmOA9)
Posted by: J. Bush at July 30, 2015 11:29 PM (/22Vh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 11:29 PM (rNQTc)
his own goddamn backyard. I guess the terrorists really have won.
First the came for the shrub fuckers, but we said nothing...
Posted by: Couch Fucker and Toaster Fucker at July 30, 2015 11:25 PM (d+1U
I have a feeling the guy has Dimensia. The neighbor Gladys Kravitz should stfu
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 30, 2015 11:30 PM (YuiQg)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 11:30 PM (C6hcv)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 30, 2015 11:31 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 11:31 PM (C6hcv)
Posted by: #WaterBuffaloLiveMatter at July 30, 2015 11:31 PM (bUmSq)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 30, 2015 11:32 PM (x3GpS)
British Dude Asks 100 Random Guys For Their Number.
After a mostly unsuccessful attempt at hitting on women, London prankster Ed decided to switch up his social experiment and ask 100 random guys on the street for their phone number.
Girls: 5 for 95
https://youtu.be/8pD2Khx9emE
Guys: 13 out of 87
https://youtu.be/ovCSG1GP7Uo
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 30, 2015 11:32 PM (kdS6q)
Down went ACORN, and PP is limping badly.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 30, 2015 11:32 PM (jPlFu)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 30, 2015 11:32 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 30, 2015 11:25 PM (YuiQg)
He's already senseless.
Posted by: rrpjr at July 30, 2015 11:33 PM (s/yC1)
I'm not picking on Maet here; too many people do this.
And why don't we have trophy hunting safaris for Boko Harams and ISIS terrorists. A wall filled with ISIS heads would get you some serious braggin' rights.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2015 11:33 PM (lojDy)
http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/30/world/exploding-kittens-market/index.html
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 11:33 PM (rNQTc)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 11:33 PM (C6hcv)
Posted by: The Knights who say...."Ni!" at July 30, 2015 11:33 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 30, 2015 11:33 PM (YuiQg)
Interesting hypothesis. I shall have to put your theory to the test, in order to collect and obtain empirical data.
Some other damn guinea pig out there is gonna have to drink the placebo though.
*cheers!*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2015 11:33 PM (RzZOc)
Cold never figure out why people called him "Wood Pecker" though... until now.
Posted by: the neighbor at July 30, 2015 11:34 PM (d+1U8)
Good evening, good people. A fine, if slightly smelly evening here. Nice full moon, and Flower is on the prowl again.
Want to thank commenter Jay Guevara for the tip on neutralizing skunk smell, gave it to my neighbor so he could rid himself of the rest of his stench. Ray tells me it worked like a charm.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 30, 2015 11:34 PM (jeCnD)
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Well said sir.
Posted by: OTB at July 30, 2015 11:35 PM (ShdUd)
Posted by: Darth Randall at July 30, 2015 11:35 PM (KlVdw)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 30, 2015 11:35 PM (b2cFu)
Posted by: Chicken Lover at July 30, 2015 11:35 PM (bUmSq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 11:35 PM (rNQTc)
okay I'm gonna ask my car question again to the good denizens of the ONT
which one should I buy, Nissan Versa or Mazda3?
Both have about same amount of miles, but Mazda3 is a little older
Posted by: chemjeff at July 30, 2015 11:35 PM (2XMpf)
Posted by: Epobirs at July 30, 2015 11:35 PM (IdCqF)
http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/30/world/exploding-kittens-market/index.html
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 11:33 PM (rNQTc)
Not surprising. It's made by The Oatmeal, who makes a half-mil every year just from his comic and merchandise.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 30, 2015 11:36 PM (10ydV)
He was a good boy. Getting his life together. Enrolled in community college. Wanted to be a rapper.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 11:36 PM (C6hcv)
Posted by: the neighbor at July 30, 2015 11:36 PM (d+1U8)
No, the video is right there and all you have to do is click to start it. This is an issue with your browser.
Posted by: Maetenloch at July 30, 2015 11:36 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Epobirs at July 30, 2015 11:36 PM (IdCqF)
49 Carlos Gomez traded to the Astros. I like this trade better.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 30, 2015
What did we get? A guy who doesn't cry?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 30, 2015 11:37 PM (YuiQg)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 30, 2015 11:37 PM (b2cFu)
That should be on a granite monument somewhere.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 11:37 PM (C6hcv)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 11:38 PM (SUxN+)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 30, 2015 11:32 PM (+XMAD)
I wonder who the Brewers will trade him to tomorrow. And will the other teams eventually catch on?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 30, 2015 11:38 PM (XmOA9)
Both have about same amount of miles, but Mazda3 is a little older
Posted by: chemjeff
Everybody I know who has ever owned a Mazda 3 really liked them. They are really nice, reliable cars.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....whacko bird in America at July 30, 2015 11:39 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 30, 2015 11:39 PM (2XMpf)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 30, 2015 11:39 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 11:39 PM (C6hcv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 11:40 PM (rNQTc)
]i]I am on a quest for the comment that explains everything. I have until 10:30 mst.
Picture Hillary! as Dilbert's pointy-haired boss. Explains much.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 30, 2015 11:40 PM (o78gS)
I am on a quest for the comment that explains everything. I have until 10:30 mst.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 11:38 PM (SUxN+)
Obama is a SCOAMFGOP isn't much betterthat about it?
Posted by: chemjeff at July 30, 2015 11:40 PM (2XMpf)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 30, 2015 11:40 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Hail. No shit. Hail.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 30, 2015 11:40 PM (VY8H5)
Posted by: Five Elephant Zombies at July 30, 2015 11:41 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 11:41 PM (rNQTc)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 30, 2015 11:41 PM (2XMpf)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....whacko bird in America at July 30, 2015 11:41 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Maetenloch at July 30, 2015 11:36 PM (pAlYe)
No it's not, Maet. I can play videos if I want to play them. What I don't want, is to be obliged to play a goddamn video just to get an answer to question that a few lines of text could provide. Give me the few lines of text, and then, and only then, if the story is interesting, I might choose to watch the video to flesh it out a bit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2015 11:42 PM (lojDy)
Posted by: Deep Thought at July 30, 2015 11:42 PM (rhjQp)
YAY!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Gearhead at July 30, 2015 11:42 PM (WQ7Wn)
You get the O.J. Whoever drinks the Val U Rite gets the screw. At least that's what I've heard, anyway. From a friend.
Oh, and hiya, R.K. Or as my Aggie friends are wont to say; "Howdy, Dammit!"
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2015 11:42 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2015 11:43 PM (lojDy)
Effin' A. Now I just need to get A Prime.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 11:43 PM (C6hcv)
Fuck em if they can't take a joke and joke em if they can't take a fuck
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 30, 2015 11:43 PM (YuiQg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 11:43 PM (rNQTc)
Hammond said: "Amazon? Oh yes. I have already been there. I got bitten by a bullet ant." And May added: "We have become part of the new age of smart TV. Ironic, isn't it?"
Posted by: Gearhead at July 30, 2015 11:44 PM (WQ7Wn)
I was unable to find the answer to the mystery of Skeleton Lake, because
one link led to another, which led to a video, apparently. I hate that.
If I want to watch a video, then I will go directly to the video, and
watch it. I don't like being teased with text links that turn into video
links.
Hailstorm o'doom versus caravan of pilgrims. Guess who wins.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 30, 2015 11:45 PM (o78gS)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2015 11:42 PM (lojDy)
Well sometimes life is unfair in not giving you everything you want right when you want it and in the form that you want it in. I suggest you endeavor to persevere.
Posted by: Maetenloch at July 30, 2015 11:45 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 30, 2015 11:39 PM (2XMpf)
They weren't suffocated. They were flash-cooked by sudden extreme local global warming.
Posted by: Al Gore at July 30, 2015 11:45 PM (lojDy)
Picture Hillary! as Dilbert's pointy-haired boss. Explains much.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 30, 2015 11:40 PM (o78gS)
Ah. Noble attempt grasshopper. But does not explain why Dilbert works for pointy hair boss if he is so smart.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 11:46 PM (SUxN+)
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They are not getting laid enough.
Posted by: OTB at July 30, 2015 11:46 PM (ShdUd)
Godspeed, Clarkson.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 11:46 PM (C6hcv)
In other words, great ONT as usual.
Too. Much. To. Read.
So I'll just ask why ace hasn't addressed David Duke for dissing him on his MySpace page.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 30, 2015 11:46 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: The Old Guy's Neighbor at July 30, 2015 11:47 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July
Golden handcuffs
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 30, 2015 11:47 PM (YuiQg)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 30, 2015 11:47 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Chief Dan George at July 30, 2015 11:48 PM (C6hcv)
1) The sacrament of abortion shall not be impugned, not matter how grizzly the truth.
Or grisly. Or gristly, even.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 30, 2015 11:48 PM (o78gS)
>>>I am on a quest for the comment that explains everything. I have until 10:30 mst.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 11:38 PM (SUxN+)<<<
#TwoWeeks
Posted by: Grand Unified Comment at July 30, 2015 11:48 PM (d+1U8)
Wilman told the Radio Times the team would begin working on the new series as soon as they return from their summer holidays.
He said they agreed a deal with Amazon because "they'll give us the freedom to make the programme we want...there's a budget to produce programmes of the quality we want and this is the future".
Wilman added the format of the new show would contain "themes people will be familiar with".
"I can't tell you how good it feels to get the chance to produce something from scratch," he said. "We're all really excited. No one telling us what we can and can't do, just us hopefully producing great programmes. It feels really liberating."
Posted by: Gearhead at July 30, 2015 11:48 PM (WQ7Wn)
Posted by: Name Changed To Protect The Guilty at July 30, 2015 11:48 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 30, 2015 11:25 PM (YuiQg)
Too late. Already senseless. The beating is probably a good idea, though.
Posted by: tcn at July 30, 2015 11:49 PM (+YMhA)
which one should I buy, Nissan Versa or Mazda3?
Both have about same amount of miles, but Mazda3 is a little older
Posted by: chemjeff
Everybody I know who has ever owned a Mazda 3 really liked them. They are really nice, reliable cars.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....whacko bird in America at July 30, 2015 11:39 PM (+1T7c)
What year is the 3? I've owned a couple and my siblings have owned several more and we love them. The first gen is by far the best 04-09. The later ones still have excellent handling but the styling and interior were more Ford than Mazda. Telling that the first gen are more $ for comparable year and mileage than even a BMW 3 series.
Posted by: pashmr at July 30, 2015 11:49 PM (Zpkhj)
Posted by: Lou Reed, life coach to the stars at July 30, 2015 11:49 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: buzzion at July 30, 2015 11:49 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 11:49 PM (rNQTc)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 30, 2015 11:49 PM (bZQB+)
Ah. Noble attempt grasshopper. But does not explain why Dilbert works for pointy hair boss if he is so smart.
Clearly, it's due to all of her qualifications. The same ones that make her qualified for the presidency. Such as shut up.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 30, 2015 11:50 PM (o78gS)
Posted by: thathalfrican - the random walker at July 30, 2015 11:50 PM (R5HRU)
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Must have been one hell of a surgeon.
Posted by: OTB at July 30, 2015 11:50 PM (ShdUd)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 11:50 PM (C6hcv)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 11:38 PM (SUxN+)
You're a fag and your shit's all retarded.
Posted by: Dr. Lexus at July 30, 2015 11:50 PM (bUmSq)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at July 30, 2015 11:51 PM (oZr5y)
Posted by: Chief Dan George at July 30, 2015 11:48 PM (C6hcv
Yep. Then you declared War.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 30, 2015 11:51 PM (XmOA9)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 11:51 PM (SUxN+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 11:33 PM (rNQTc)
Kitten Cannon:
http://kittencannon.org/
Posted by: Cannon Hat Exxaxion at July 30, 2015 11:51 PM (/YkzI)
Posted by: The Old Guy's Neighbor at July 30, 2015 11:52 PM (Dwehj)
I don't give a shit...
Posted by: Honey Badger at July 30, 2015 11:52 PM (rhjQp)
If you could go ahead and not talk about my sex life, that would be great. Umkay.
Posted by: Bill Lumbergh at July 30, 2015 11:52 PM (C6hcv)
Posted by: Picard at July 30, 2015 11:52 PM (MQEz6)
Wilman told the Radio Times the team would begin working on the new series as soon as they return from their summer holidays.
He said they agreed a deal with Amazon because "they'll give us the freedom to make the programme we want...there's a budget to produce programmes of the quality we want and this is the future".
Wilman added the format of the new show would contain "themes people will be familiar with".
"I can't tell you how good it feels to get the chance to produce something from scratch," he said. "We're all really excited. No one telling us what we can and can't do, just us hopefully producing great programmes. It feels really liberating."
Posted by: Gearhead at July 30, 2015 11:48 PM (WQ7Wn)
That and the BBC had a non-compete so they couldn't go to ITV.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 30, 2015 11:52 PM (Z7G74)
Posted by: Al Gore at July 30, 2015 11:53 PM (lojDy)
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 30, 2015 11:53 PM (p/8Bt)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 30, 2015 11:53 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at July 30, 2015 11:53 PM (oZr5y)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 30, 2015 11:54 PM (lojDy)
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I could do that, but Pixy would strip a gear, then where would we be?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 11:54 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 30, 2015 11:25 PM (YuiQg)
He's already senseless. But a beating would be fun,
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 30, 2015 11:54 PM (Vm8WO)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roopkund
Posted by: buzzion at July 30, 2015 11:54 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 30, 2015 11:54 PM (jPlFu)
It's times like these, you just gotta ask yourself...
Posted by: Do I Feel Lucky? at July 30, 2015 11:54 PM (rhjQp)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 11:55 PM (rNQTc)
Jim, my preliminary report as control is no change. How's the bourbon working for you?
Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 30, 2015 11:55 PM (b2cFu)
Posted by: eman at July 30, 2015 11:56 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Dr. Lexus at July 30, 2015 11:50 PM (bUmSq)
Hey! I just might be a homo with a spastic bowel! Which one of those might explain the other. But not everything.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 11:56 PM (SUxN+)
Now that's an interesting point. Whore out sufficiently enough and you're taken care of.
Posted by: Bill Lumbergh at July 30, 2015 11:57 PM (C6hcv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 11:49 PM (rNQTc)
Ugh. I've been thinking about it all day. At this point I would welcome a diversion of some of the weird Japanese fetishes on YouTube that you're so good at finding.
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at July 30, 2015 11:57 PM (dPpmC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 11:57 PM (rNQTc)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 30, 2015 11:57 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Cecil the Lion at July 30, 2015 11:58 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: The Old Guy's Neighbor at July 30, 2015 11:59 PM (Dwehj)
Hope they do well. And I can see it.
Posted by: Bill Lumbergh at July 30, 2015 11:59 PM (C6hcv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 11:54 PM (9mTYi)
In the Hot Gas comment section? *shudder*
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 11:59 PM (SUxN+)
Posted by: eman at July 30, 2015 11:59 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2015 12:00 AM (C6hcv)
https://youtu.be/m-pN_BWkeKY
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2015 12:00 AM (rNQTc)
Clint Eastwood.
Ahnuld Schwarzenegger.
Bruce Willis.
I know my hands down pick..
There's two kinds of people in this world. Those with loaded guns, and those that dig. You dig.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2015 12:01 AM (XmOA9)
In my High School the guy with the highest GPA didn't take the hard college prep courses. No Trig. No AP anything. No Honors anything.
He had the highest GPA and went on to junior college.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 31, 2015 12:02 AM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 11:54 PM (9mTYi)
In the Hot Gas comment section? *shudder*
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 11:59 PM (SUxN+)
A friend of mine told me never to answer such questions.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 31, 2015 12:02 AM (YuiQg)
It. Just. Doesn't. Matter!
Posted by: Meatballs at July 31, 2015 12:02 AM (rhjQp)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2015 12:02 AM (C6hcv)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 30, 2015 11:57 PM (kivUY)
Messy. Bet that guy doesn't get out often.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 31, 2015 12:03 AM (SUxN+)
Have you everdicked a shrubbery? Many parts are fuckable!
Posted by: Euel Gibbons at July 31, 2015 12:03 AM (1LhSy)
Initial impressions indicate no overt physical manifestations, however a calming sense of warmth and well being seem to be making itself known.
Oh, and the bourbon is so very ssssmmmmoootttthhhh, too. Very. Smooth.
Which makes the furtherance of this controlled experiment a necessity, doesn't it?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2015 12:03 AM (RzZOc)
Don't go there. Humpbot used to mean something.
Meh, anymore, nada.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2015 12:04 AM (C6hcv)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2015 12:05 AM (C6hcv)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 31, 2015 12:05 AM (kivUY)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2015 12:05 AM (C6hcv)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained
"Life is pain, (your) highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2015 12:05 AM (VY8H5)
Meh, like I said, the idea never quite got fully-formed.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at July 31, 2015 12:06 AM (wKc1L)
"Sees?" You mean... she doesn't turn off the lights and put a bag over it?
Eeeeeeeeek!!!!
Posted by: OOPS... at July 31, 2015 12:06 AM (rhjQp)
Posted by: buzzion at July 30, 2015 11:49 PM (zt+N6)
I'm just gonna stand waaaayyy over here away from buzzion, just in case tonight is the night happy fun ball goes berserk & bounces him into itty bitty bits
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2015 12:06 AM (Vm8WO)
Have you everdicked a shrubbery? Many parts are fuckable!
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This could really take off. Please.
Posted by: The Chicken at July 31, 2015 12:06 AM (oZr5y)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 31, 2015 12:06 AM (SUxN+)
Posted by: Zombie Euell Gibbons at July 31, 2015 12:06 AM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Euel Gibbons at July 31, 2015 12:06 AM (1LhSy)
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Genius has its limits but stupidity knows no bounds.
Posted by: OTB at July 31, 2015 12:07 AM (ShdUd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2015 12:07 AM (rNQTc)
But that is just my 2 cents worth.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 31, 2015 12:07 AM (Z7G74)
And yes, neat--preferred for bourbon, and mandatory for scotch.
*raises Monster and tries to contain bitterness*
Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 31, 2015 12:08 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 31, 2015 12:08 AM (W5DcG)
My farts smell like pine cones!
Posted by: Euell Gibbons at July 31, 2015 12:08 AM (1LhSy)
>>>I am on a quest for the comment that explains everything. I have until 10:30 mst.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 11:38 PM (SUxN+)<<<
You can get what you want... but first you will blow me.
Posted by: Mel Gibson at July 31, 2015 12:08 AM (d+1U8)
I was kinda looking for the Kate Upton - bacon - beer unified theory of everything.
Bacon lasers: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/07/30/bacon_laser/
Posted by: Anachronda at July 31, 2015 12:09 AM (o78gS)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2015 12:05 AM (C6hcv)
Civil War or War of Northern Aggression?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 31, 2015 12:09 AM (hA1dx)
Clint Eastwood.
Ahnuld Schwarzenegger.
Bruce Willis.
I know my hands down pick..
There's two kinds of people in this world. Those with loaded guns, and those that dig. You dig.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 31, 2015 12:01 AM (XmOA9)
Bill Murray.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 31, 2015 12:09 AM (Z7G74)
Alaskan bush bangers. Letting the berries hang out it when it's 40 below.
This fall on Discovery Channel.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 31, 2015 12:09 AM (bZQB+)
Posted by: A Dutch Elm at July 31, 2015 12:10 AM (oZr5y)
Posted by: Anachronda at July 31, 2015 12:10 AM (o78gS)
"Sees?" You mean... she doesn't turn off the lights and put a bag over it?
Eeeeeeeeek!!!!
Posted by: OOPS... at July 31, 2015 12:06 AM (rhjQp)
Huma to Hillary: Sir, what is that I see peering out of your ancient sqwank?
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 31, 2015 12:10 AM (SUxN+)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roopkund
Posted by: buzzion at July 30, 2015 11:54 PM (zt+N6)
Thanks. It took me a whole 3 minutes to read that, and get the gist of it. No telling how long the video would take. Video has its place, but text is king when it comes to disseminating facts.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2015 12:10 AM (lojDy)
Nah, mate. You do it with a Goanna. The sex is shit, but, it get's you by.
Posted by: Mick Dundee at July 31, 2015 12:11 AM (C6hcv)
Or some other insipidly illiterate, hastily slung words strung together in a manner intended to imitate coherent thought.
But thanks for the well wishes, in whichever direction I might've been going at the moment!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2015 12:11 AM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Bushborker at July 31, 2015 12:12 AM (VY8H5)
Hillary to Huma: Shut up and kiss the ring.
Posted by: OOPS... at July 31, 2015 12:12 AM (rhjQp)
I am on a quest for the comment that explains everything. I have until 10:30 mst.
What is best in life?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 31, 2015 12:13 AM (jPlFu)
Posted by: Thrawn at July 31, 2015 12:13 AM (wZ2hu)
Progressives want to solve the problem in the womb.
I prefer to solve the problem in the halls of Congress.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at July 31, 2015 12:13 AM (ioXP7)
I am not a cuckshrub, I just enjoy and occasional waxleaf in privit.
Posted by: Euell Gibbons at July 31, 2015 12:13 AM (1LhSy)
Posted by: Mick Dundee at July 31, 2015 12:14 AM (C6hcv)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 31, 2015 12:14 AM (kivUY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2015 12:10 AM (lojDy)
Yes such a shame you suffer from an ailment that renders you unable to do the search on your own
Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2015 12:14 AM (zt+N6)
In my High School the guy with the highest GPA didn't take the hard college prep courses. No Trig. No AP anything. No Honors anything.
He had the highest GPA and went on to junior college.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 31, 2015 12:02 AM (1ijHg)
Our valedictorian was 13 years old and off to MIT.
While drinking beers with the salutatorian a couple of nights after graduation she said that she was fine with not getting valedictorian because she had fun and got into Harvard, which is where she wanted to go any way.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 31, 2015 12:14 AM (Z7G74)
FY; NQ
Posted by: andycanuck at July 31, 2015 12:14 AM (kivUY)
http://www.honolulustreetpulse.com/hottie-week-marasia-olang/#20873
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2015 12:15 AM (rNQTc)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 31, 2015 12:06 AM (SUxN+)
*****
Here's a start for you:
http://randomsadas.com/wp-content/gallery
/kate-upton/kate-upton5.jpg
lose the space.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 31, 2015 12:15 AM (1eYr7)
Posted by: OOPS... at July 31, 2015 12:12 AM (rhjQp)
Doesn't explain everything, but close enough. With 15 minutes to spare.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 31, 2015 12:15 AM (SUxN+)
I think you're headed in the right direction, Jim.
Mas en la menana.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2015 12:16 AM (C6hcv)
My farts smell like pine cones!
Posted by: Euell Gibbons at July 31, 2015 12:08 AM (1LhSy)
Everyone like their own brand!
Posted by: Austin Powers at July 31, 2015 12:17 AM (hA1dx)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2015 12:17 AM (C6hcv)
This is all you need to know about bush-bangers. Well, that and how to keep the nettles out of your urethra, but I can't help you with that part.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at July 31, 2015 12:17 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: Splunge at July 31, 2015 12:18 AM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2015 12:10 AM (lojDy)
And you do realize that the video is only 3 and a half minutes. So you've probably spent more time complaining about watching a video than watching the video would have taken.
Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2015 12:18 AM (zt+N6)
http://www.honolulustreetpulse.com/hottie- week-marasia-olang/#20873
Pretty. I bet she's a poplar girl.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 31, 2015 12:18 AM (bZQB+)
"... while Legolam was doing something nasty to a squirrel behind a tree."
Common to the fairy branch of the family.
Posted by: Euell Gibbons at July 31, 2015 12:18 AM (1LhSy)
Posted by: Epobirs at July 31, 2015 12:18 AM (IdCqF)
Okay-- in one word?
Sycophant.
No more and no less.
Posted by: OOPS... at July 31, 2015 12:19 AM (rhjQp)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2015 12:19 AM (C6hcv)
Heya cooth!
Jim, my preliminary report as control is no change. How's the bourbon working for you?
Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 30, 2015 11:55 PM (b2cFu)
Hope it stays quiet for you!
Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2015 12:19 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: shrub humper at July 31, 2015 12:19 AM (d+1U8)
Your "terrorists have won" sentence made me laugh and now husband wants to know why. I cannot explain the ONT but am thankful for the quality of information you bring me (although will not read the information by PP as innocent mind).
Love,
CB xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, Walker/whoever 2016 at July 31, 2015 12:19 AM (2qF5m)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2015 12:20 AM (C6hcv)
My graduating class was too small for large-scale valedictory shenanigans, even had anyone been inclined. I was valedictorian. The salutatorian probably would have given me even more of a run for my money had he not been in three sports and 4-H.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 31, 2015 12:20 AM (iuQS7)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2015 12:06 AM (Vm8WO)
Happy fun ball can't bounce. It may identify as a ball, but it is actually one of those kids blocks with a letter on it.
Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2015 12:20 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Euell Gibbons at July 31, 2015 12:20 AM (1LhSy)
TV Sign:
Something different in political TV shows. Just started on KBS Korean TV, but also on KBS World also with English subtitles:
Assembly
Jin Sang-Pil is elected as a member of the national assembly. Prior to becoming a national assembly member, he worked as a welder in a shipyard. He is simple, brave and righteous, but his work as a national assembly member is poor. With the help of his aid Choi In-Gyeong, Jin Sang-Pil is able to become a honorable national assembly member.
http://asianwiki.com/Assembly_%28Korean_Drama%29
KXLA - 44.1 Wed/Thu, 9:40 PM 50 min here in the LA area, but should also be on many cable/sat systems. Check your TiVo or whatever.
Caught the first episode yesterday, and interesting if you like seeing how other political systems work in trenches. Yes Minister without the comedy. With the usual Asian acting - lots of people just staring at each other, the women are frustrated pincushions or plotting bitches and so on. But if you like nuts and bolts politics worth a gander.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 31, 2015 12:20 AM (kdS6q)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/626773838634729473
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/626774123419578368
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/626774385081257984
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/626774591893934081
Posted by: kbdabear at July 31, 2015 12:20 AM (GrXXa)
Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2015 12:14 AM (zt+N6)
Heh. As a matter of fact, I was upstairs in the kitchen preparing my dinner, and the thought came to me that I could do a Web search for the name of the lake, and when I cam back down and got caught up with the thread, there was your link.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2015 12:20 AM (lojDy)
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at July 31, 2015 12:21 AM (rhjQp)
Posted by: Splunge at July 31, 2015 12:21 AM (iMxBJ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2015 12:22 AM (C6hcv)
Wants some advice?
Sage. It's the best.
Posted by: Euell Gibbons at July 31, 2015 12:20 AM (1LhSy)
Mint.....but everyone will know.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2015 12:22 AM (EzgxV)
http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/30/world/exploding-kittens-market/index.html
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But is it as good a card game as Kittens in a Blender?
Posted by: junior at July 31, 2015 12:22 AM (3m3mw)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 30, 2015 11:36 PM (C6hcv)
He wanted to be a wrapper. Now he's a rug.
RUG LIFE, MAN!
Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2015 12:22 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 31, 2015 12:22 AM (nL0sw)
Sage. It's the best.
Posted by: Euell Gibbons at July 31, 2015 12:20 AM (1LhSy)
That's what you said about those grape nuts that formed a fine paste and mashed into my molars like quick-set cement. I have to take my steaks through a straw now.
Posted by: Splunge at July 31, 2015 12:22 AM (iMxBJ)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/626774770328039424
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/626774949949108224
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/626775149157597184
Posted by: kbdabear at July 31, 2015 12:22 AM (GrXXa)
You do realize you've just invited a demonstration of the Happy Fun Ball from Girl Genius, right?
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 31, 2015 12:23 AM (iuQS7)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 31, 2015 12:24 AM (YuiQg)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2015 12:24 AM (C6hcv)
which one should I buy, Nissan Versa or Mazda3?
*****
Mazda makes great cars. I have owned a '78 GLC, a '80 626, a '80 GLC, a 94 Protege*, and I still have a 2000 Protege and a 2009 CX-7.
*a Protege is a Mazda 323 is a Mazda 3
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 31, 2015 12:24 AM (z+4T3)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 30, 2015 11:29 PM (XmOA9)
Why do you say that?
Posted by: filbert at July 31, 2015 12:24 AM (JvPqF)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2015 12:25 AM (C6hcv)
Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2015 12:18 AM (zt+N6)
Doesn't alter the fact that video is a very lossy way of imparting information.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2015 12:26 AM (lojDy)
Remember, y'all, we're AMERICANS, so the head is held HIGH.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 31, 2015 12:26 AM (jeCnD)
But there's this damn bird that always ruins it. Sounds like he's laughing at me.
Damn, cuckaburra.
Posted by: bush banger at July 31, 2015 12:26 AM (d+1U8)
A leetle greasy but interesting. I think they cheat and spray them with some chili oil before frying because they are more than a little warm - that is, there's no visible seeds in the fried bits but they are spicy.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2015 12:26 AM (VY8H5)
The closest I ever got to being with a girl like that was when the police served a restraining order on me with her original signature on the sworn affidavit. It smelled nice. Real nice.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 31, 2015 12:27 AM (SUxN+)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 30, 2015 11:38 PM (SUxN+)
That's simple:
Some people want lunch at no cost to themselves, and they think you are the perfect porkchop.
And the people who supposedly were on your side and supporting you in exchange for your support have been promised the rights to lick the grill when you are crispy and done.
Sleep well.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2015 12:27 AM (3pRHP)
Man I want to try that St. George Vodka... anyone know what the base spirit is?
Posted by: OG Celtic American at July 31, 2015 12:27 AM (1LhSy)
Physically, I can feel a lessening of tension throughout my muscular structure, including a relaxation of facial and upper torso muscles.
I can distinctively feel a lessening in blood pressure, too. As an aside, I'm one of the exceptions to the rule, in that I can reliably feel an increase or decrease in blood pressure, and act accordingly. BP is the only meds I take with any regularity, with aspirin and/or alka seltzer the others, as needed.
That aforementioned calming and sense of well being, continues apace.
I would imagine that the combination of factors would best be now described as the classic: "nice warm glow."
Fortunately for me, regardless of how much bunker fuel I pump into tankage, it does not change my elemental nature, persona or temperament.
I'll just eventually excuse myself from the proceedings, able in the direction of my pillow and then retire for the evening.
I'm about one more drink away from doing precisely that.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2015 12:29 AM (RzZOc)
Posted by: OG Celtic American at July 31, 2015 12:27 AM (1LhSy)
Eau de corroded carburetor?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2015 12:29 AM (lojDy)
No seeds it ain't "spicy." That's where the heat is.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2015 12:29 AM (C6hcv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2015 12:26 AM (lojDy)
If its mostly talking it can be decent. Because you can listen to it, while looking at something else.
Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2015 12:29 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 31, 2015 12:29 AM (b2cFu)
if you like seeing how other political systems work in trenches. Yes
Minister without the comedy. With the usual Asian acting - lots of
people just staring at each other, the women are frustrated pincushions
or plotting bitches and so on. But if you like nuts and bolts politics
worth a gander.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 31, 2015 12:20 AM (kdS6q)
Remember, with Korean film, the main characters soldier on in the face of opposition, making light of their troubles and striving right up to their pointless deaths in horrible, inevitable fashions.
That is how you know they are heroes.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 31, 2015 12:29 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2015 12:30 AM (rNQTc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2015 12:30 AM (rNQTc)
Shh - it's dangerous to mention the Dark Lord here. You may be putting parts of Pixy's systems at risk.
Posted by: Maetenloch at July 31, 2015 12:31 AM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 31, 2015 12:32 AM (C6hcv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 31, 2015 12:33 AM (YuiQg)
Since St. George, would it be Lucas?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2015 12:30 AM (rNQTc)
I don't believe Lucas made carburetors. Too many holes, can't keep the smoke in. Probably Amal or SU. Or a Carter RBS. Brand new, they were scrap.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2015 12:33 AM (lojDy)
Posted by: Alberta
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Heh. I have a coffee mug, molded to look like a Stromberg 97.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 31, 2015 12:33 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 31, 2015 12:33 AM (SUxN+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 31, 2015 12:35 AM (9mTYi)
Say, how would you feel about having kids that we could make fun of for having merely genius-level IQs?
"What's that, son? You applied to Mensa and they accepted you? Pfft, they came to me and I turned them down."
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at July 31, 2015 12:35 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 31, 2015 12:33 AM (9mTYi)
I have seen those!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2015 12:35 AM (lojDy)
That bush had it coming!!!
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 31, 2015 12:35 AM (z+4T3)
Of course, feel free to continue sipping your bourbon.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 31, 2015 12:36 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: Maetenloch
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Calm down. Here, have a warm beer...
Posted by: The Prince of Darkness at July 31, 2015 12:36 AM (9mTYi)
Pixytronics.
It's the only thing Down Under that even the snakes and spiders fear.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2015 12:37 AM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2015 12:38 AM (lojDy)
Posted by: The Prince of Darkness at July 31, 2015 12:39 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: frond fondler at July 31, 2015 12:39 AM (d+1U8)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 31, 2015 12:39 AM (+jijM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 31, 2015 12:39 AM (9mTYi)
HA!
Actually, most of my married grad school friends have kids who may be even smarter than they are. It's both hilarious and a wee bit intimidating.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 31, 2015 12:40 AM (iuQS7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 31, 2015 12:40 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: thathalfrican - the random walker at July 31, 2015 12:41 AM (R5HRU)
No seeds it ain't "spicy." That's where the heat is.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
Hence "I think they cheat and spray them with some chili oil"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2015 12:41 AM (VY8H5)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 31, 2015 12:42 AM (+4uXG)
Be well,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 31, 2015 12:43 AM (YuiQg)
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These people need to be removed to prison to await their trial for treason.
Posted by: OTB at July 30, 2015 11:26 PM (ShdUd)
Did anybody even think to ask why you can't pass a treaty anymore?
Posted by: Blano at July 31, 2015 12:44 AM (heN73)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 31, 2015 12:27 AM (SUxN+)
****
Here is another one, which I actually prefer slightly over Kate. I never thought those words would be typed by me in that order, but here ya have it:
http://www.brobible.com/girls/article/charlotte-mckinney-
says-girls-should-give-bjs/
Once again, lose the space.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 31, 2015 12:44 AM (2z4UX)
Kerry is as stupid as he appears. Meaning he fits right in with what is an unrecognizably degraded and sub-mediocre American "elite". I still remember standing there with a friend, in 2004 - election had just been called for Dubya. We could not believe it wasn't call-able by 8PM Eastern. We could not believe it was even close. Looking back on it, that was the first time I really started to wonder what had happened to the country (I dismissed the idiocy and disaster of the Clinton years as a distracted country enjoying its little tech boom).
Posted by: rhomboid at July 31, 2015 12:44 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 31, 2015 12:44 AM (SUxN+)
Morpheus has a red pill and a blue pill, and even he can't explain the ONT.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 31, 2015 12:46 AM (+4uXG)
*Both Lucas Electric and George Lucas.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 31, 2015 12:46 AM (rNQTc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 31, 2015 12:47 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained
If you manage to lose your peen, mayhaps you aren't the best set of genes to be reproduced.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2015 12:49 AM (VY8H5)
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It is astonishing. We jibe about Kerry..., but in point of fact, he is a slow-witted, inexperienced, ass. The same is true of almost all of the this administration.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 31, 2015 12:50 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Cecil the Lion at July 31, 2015 12:50 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 31, 2015 12:40 AM (9mTYi)
Yet it seems the only fatal crash involving a Concorde was caused by a piece of metal debris shed onto the runway by a DC10. Go figure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2015 12:50 AM (lojDy)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2015 12:51 AM (ODxAs)
Here is another one, which I actually prefer slightly over Kate. I never thought those words would be typed by me in that order, but here ya have it:
http://www.brobible.com/girls/article/charlotte-mckinney-
says-girls-should-give-bjs/
Once again, lose the space.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 31, 2015 12:44 AM (2z4UX)
May have answered my question about two penises. Either would have killed me, or I would have starved myself to death before I got out of the bunk.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 31, 2015 12:51 AM (SUxN+)
I clearly recall when George (reportedly) threatened to quit if Pollard was released. Those of us who knew him were skeptical and puzzled. George was plucked from obscurity and by an outlandish series of events ended up as CIA director. One of Dubya's greatest mistakes was keeping him - twice ... initially, and after 9/11. Huge and pretty obvious errors. (If Rummy had wanted CIA, the original plan,George would have been gone in 2001)
We figured that career folks had made it clear there would be an uproar if Pollard were freed, forcing his hand. Prior to going to Senate Intel in 1985, I wonderifGeorge had even heard about Pollard. Sounds harsh, but the guy was not long on substance.
Not a chance he'd quit "on principle" - he was 10 levels above where he ever expected to get (notunreasonably).
Posted by: rhomboid at July 31, 2015 12:51 AM (QDnY+)
Think dude is very funny
Posted by: thathalfrican
Definite shades of Andrew in his writing.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2015 12:51 AM (VY8H5)
Crank. On the fourth n' final pour. No radical change or externally noticeable aberration.
However, I'm sufficiently self-aware as to know that I should no longer operate a motor vehicle until a good night's sleep is in the bag.
In other words, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2015 12:52 AM (RzZOc)
Posted by: your testes at July 31, 2015 12:52 AM (VY8H5)
Posted by: zombie Cecil at July 31, 2015 12:53 AM (d+1U8)
Oh, and hiya, R.K. Or as my Aggie friends are wont to say; "Howdy, Dammit!"
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 30, 2015 11:42 PM (RzZOc)
So you three are gonna go look for the real killer?
Posted by: Blano at July 31, 2015 12:53 AM (heN73)
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It is astonishing. We jibe about Kerry..., but in point of fact, he is a slow-witted, inexperienced, ass. The same is true of almost all of the this administration.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 31, 2015 12:50 AM (9mTYi)
The American version of Monty Python's upper class twits.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 31, 2015 12:53 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2015 12:49 AM (VY8H5)
***
That right there is some funny shit. *golf clap*
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 31, 2015 12:53 AM (1eYr7)
So we'll do something else once in a while.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 31, 2015 12:54 AM (bZQB+)
Posted by: your testes at July 31, 2015 12:52 AM (VY8H5)
Aren't you supposed to turn your head first?
Posted by: tcn at July 31, 2015 12:55 AM (+YMhA)
Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2015 12:20 AM (zt+N6)
I dunno, this sure looks like bouncing to me, & the girls know bouncing:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F8zOtZlO52k
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2015 12:56 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: PBJ5959 at July 31, 2015 12:56 AM (r1du+)
Glad I was twenty rows back. The mosh pit was murder.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2015 12:57 AM (RzZOc)
Because then it would be 2 to 1 against your brain.
Posted by: Cecil the Lion at July 31, 2015 12:50 AM (ODxAs)
There would probably be a barroom brawl in our pants every time 34D walked by.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 31, 2015 12:57 AM (SUxN+)
I got a little kick out of Shrillary going all wobbly on PP today. That's gonna send out some shockwaves.
*of course everything with her is a cold calculating bitch so its just for show, but still a little kick.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 31, 2015 12:58 AM (ODxAs)
Here is "Profit of Doom" by Type O Negative:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAG_5bmBIl4
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 31, 2015 12:58 AM (/YkzI)
So - I think that I am going to go fishing tomorrow for no reason but the fact that I don't have to work.
Then Monday I will start looking again - but hopefully I'll be sunburnt and full of fried trout.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 31, 2015 12:59 AM (LlQKJ)
Posted by: OTB at July 31, 2015 12:59 AM (ShdUd)
Posted by: weft
----------------
The same applies to head.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 31, 2015 01:00 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: weft
----------------
The same applies to head.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 31, 2015 01:00 AM (9mTYi)
There can be only one!
Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 31, 2015 01:02 AM (b2cFu)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F8zOtZlO52k
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2015 12:56 AM (Vm8WO)
False propaganda put out by the same PR firm that is now employed by Bruce Jenner.
Posted by: buzzion at July 31, 2015 01:03 AM (zt+N6)
--------------
Well, DC-10's were notorious were shedding pieces of metal.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 31, 2015 01:03 AM (9mTYi)
Mike H., I'll limit myself to this one outburst, but it is no exaggeration to say that idiocracy is now running what was once the greatest country the world has ever known. I'm speaking here of the foreign policy/nat. security side.
It started (in earnest) in the Clinton years. During/after Vietnam, the Dem party lost its collective mind on foreign policy. By the late 80s, the last echo of serious Dem foreign policy behavior was fading (Nunn, other southern Dems, being the last high-profile elected types). Also, the stable of Cold War (comparatively serious) Dem non-elected people was retiring, or gone. Only one or two people (more/less) in the same mold, like Holbrooke.
So the Clinton admin. vacuumed up all kinds of lightweight Hill people and put them in serious jobs far beyond their ability (and unimpressive Beltway functionaries - Sandy Berger, National Security Advisor, WTF??). It was stunning. Together with an unserious president, not nearly as smart or wise as people inexplicably seem to think, and you have disaster after disaster, culminating in 9/11, a much more aggressive Iran (this is almost universally ignored or not understood), and more.
Now? Beyond ridiculous. Well, it starts at the top, obviously. But now even dimmer, more fringe, less capable, more deluded lightweights than even the Clinton years. The "heavyweights" are anything but - Ash Carter? And the freak at CIA.
A fundamentally unserious country now hascomically untalented, inexperienced, unintelligent, misguided people dominating what was once the most serious and important areas of public service.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 31, 2015 01:04 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 31, 2015 12:54 AM
Uhhh, but you have 2 hands to fap with. Hence something different.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2015 01:05 AM (Vm8WO)
So. Our bodies were built for redundancy. Two hands. Two eyes. Two legs. Etc. So why do we only get one penis?
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 31, 2015 12:44 AM (SUxN+)
With one of these, I can get as many of those as I want.
Posted by: every woman in history at July 31, 2015 01:06 AM (EzgxV)
But after shredding it's center engine, taking out all three hydraulic systems and most of a horizontal stabilizer, it was downgraded to a DC-9.2
......... what..... too soon?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2015 01:08 AM (RzZOc)
He told many a story about his wooden leg
As he sat there spinning yarns
Once he'd lost it to a mamba snake
Down in the Amazon
Another time it was way out west
In a gunfight, or so he said, but
That's alright, a man's got two legs
Why'know, he could've lost his head...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 31, 2015 01:08 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2015 01:10 AM (Vm8WO)
Nite, Anna MH.
Crank. On the fourth n' final pour. No radical change or externally noticeable aberration.
However, I'm sufficiently self-aware as to know that I should no
longer operate a motor vehicle until a good night's sleep is in the bag.
In other words, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2015 12:52 AM (RzZOc)
I, for one, can golemly swear that I am senerally int as notoxicated as thinkle peep.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2015 01:10 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: every woman in history at July 31, 2015 01:06 AM (EzgxV)
It takes a crooked man, to walk a crooked mile...
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 31, 2015 01:11 AM (lojDy)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 31, 2015 01:12 AM (10ydV)
They need the personal stigmata of having participated in the murder of a child to keep a swath of society on their plantation, harvesting votes instead of cotton.
Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2015 01:12 AM (ztOda)
As he sat there spinning yarns
Once he'd lost it to a mamba snake
Down in the Amazon
Another time it was way out west
In a gunfight, or so he said, but
That's alright, a man's got two legs
Why'know, he could've lost his head...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 31, 2015 01:08 AM (9mTYi)
Michelle Shocked has some real good tunes. She can spin a story in song.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 31, 2015 01:12 AM (lojDy)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 31, 2015 01:13 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 31, 2015 01:11 AM (lojDy)
It's truly amazing that shrillery never bobbited you.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2015 01:13 AM (Vm8WO)
We are far past the point of it being amusing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 31, 2015 01:13 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2015 01:13 AM (lojDy)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 31, 2015 12:54 AM
Uhhh, but you have 2 hands to fap with. Hence something different.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2015 01:05 AM (Vm8WO)
I would feel guilty. One hand is a better fapping hand than the other. I would use the dominant hand, then feel sorry for the hand with lesser abilities. But then I would have to play favorites with my penises, and in order for one not to feel slighted by the other, I would go back to the dominant hand. Then the cycle would just start over. Or I would just stop altogether and no one would be happy. I hate being a people pleaser. Everyone ends up happy except for me.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 31, 2015 01:13 AM (SUxN+)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 31, 2015 01:14 AM (+4uXG)
Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2015 01:14 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 31, 2015 01:13 AM (9mTYi)
It's a matter of perspective. I'm certain the apocalyptic Iranians and our future Chinese overlords are laughing their *sses off.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 31, 2015 01:14 AM (b2cFu)
Oh - was busy grilling during most of that last ace thread. So, belated comment.
Any discussion of "white privilege" or related idiocies is in the same category as Nazi "racial hygiene" or Lysenkoist "biology" or Jim Jones' delusions or whatever the f**k the Sorbonne-educated nutcases of the Khmer Rouge leadership thought they believed.
In other words, crazy nonsense.
As are all discussions of racism, aside from those focused on the crippling racism within the black and other select minority communities, and the racial motivation for the demolition of the rule of law ("affirmative action").
On a list of 100 important issues for America or Americans, "racism" is about 458. (leaving aside idiotic "white guilt" of the sort that raised Obama from deserved utter obscurity to the highest office in the land)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 31, 2015 01:14 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 31, 2015 01:12 AM (10ydV)
Nervous about my first month end at the new job. How are you?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2015 01:14 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2015 01:13 AM (Vm8WO)
"Your only child, I presume?"
Posted by: Just the punchline at July 31, 2015 01:15 AM (lojDy)
---------------
Talented gal..., but doomed on account of 'homophobe'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 31, 2015 01:17 AM (9mTYi)
326 Bebe! How are you doing tonight?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 31, 2015 01:12 AM (10ydV)
Nervous about my first month end at the new job. How are you?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2015 01:14 AM (Vm8WO)
Have you got a copy of the close schedule?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2015 01:17 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Just the punchline at July 31, 2015 01:15 AM (lojDy)
We'll call it, The
Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 31, 2015 01:17 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2015 01:14 AM (Vm8WO)
Good. Just got back from the gym and made dinner. Now to crawl into bed with a book.
Why are you nervous? Lots of paperwork?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 31, 2015 01:17 AM (10ydV)
So - I think that I am going to go fishing tomorrow for no reason but the fact that I don't have to work.
Then Monday I will start looking again - but hopefully I'll be sunburnt and full of fried trout.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 31, 2015 12:59 AM (LlQKJ)
That sounds like a really nice weekend.
Posted by: Blano at July 31, 2015 01:18 AM (heN73)
Jean - hope you're still here - perhaps too much Brazilian rum - but what is "CAP"?
My declining head muscle only comes up with "combat air patrol" for that one.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 31, 2015 01:18 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2015 01:17 AM (EzgxV)
Yep
343 Why are you nervous? Lots of paperwork?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 31, 2015 01:17 AM (10ydV)
Bunch of stuff I've never done before, with minimal instruction. I'm just super nervous about doing a good job, getting through probation & staying employed.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2015 01:20 AM (Vm8WO)
Notice I didn't say "beauty sleep". I cannot afford to be in the thirty year coma that would be required to achieve that lofty goal.
Not that I'd awaken at the end of thirty years. I'd kind of bust up the actuarial tables were I to do so.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 31, 2015 01:21 AM (RzZOc)
Good night, folks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 31, 2015 01:22 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 31, 2015 01:22 AM (10ydV)
Posted by: Conservative Crank
*COUGH*
Posted by: Indians what now shadow China at July 31, 2015 01:22 AM (VY8H5)
They need the personal stigmata of having participated in the murder of a child...
You make it sound like a gang initiation.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 31, 2015 01:23 AM (o78gS)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 31, 2015 01:22 AM (10ydV)
From your keyboard to God's monitor...
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2015 01:23 AM (Vm8WO)
My first thought on learning that was, man, imagine the pressure of being one of their kids!
Henry, Jr.: "Hey, look at this, Dad! I'm the eighth smartest guy in the world!"
Henry, Sr.: "There are no words to describe my disappointment. Is eighth really the best you can do? I have no son!"
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at July 31, 2015 01:25 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 31, 2015 01:26 AM (SUxN+)
341 Have you got a copy of the close schedule?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2015 01:17 AM (EzgxV)
Yep
343 Why are you nervous? Lots of paperwork?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 31, 2015 01:17 AM (10ydV)
Bunch of stuff I've never done before, with minimal instruction.
I'm just super nervous about doing a good job, getting through probation
staying employed.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2015 01:20 AM (Vm8WO)
A close schedule is not a guarantee that the numbers will accurately reflect reality -- it is a contract that enumerated procedures will be done at specified times with the goal of giving interested parties timely (if inaccurate and incomplete) information. How many days is it, and how much of it is yours?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2015 01:26 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2015 01:27 AM (VY8H5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2015 01:28 AM (lojDy)
control." (Except I don't have pools of flop sweat shining under the
klieg lights)
Other of us are out here.
From your point of view we're just like subatomic particles in the quantum foam, flitting in and out of existence.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 31, 2015 01:29 AM (bZQB+)
My first thought on learning that was, man, imagine the pressure of being one of their kids!
Henry, Jr.: "Hey, look at this, Dad! I'm the eighth smartest guy in the world!"
Henry, Sr.: "There are no words to describe my disappointment. Is eighth really the best you can do? I have no son!"
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at July 31, 2015 01:25 AM (wKc1L)
Do you mean Richard Jarvik?
True story: Mrs. Crank and I are on our honeymoon--delayed until first anniversary--and eating at Victoria and Albert's at the Grand Floridian. There is only one other table occupied at the seating, 2 couples, with a conversation that seems to cover a fair bit of medical terminology. Throughout dinner, Mrs. Crank keeps saying, "I know that guy, where did I see him? A medical conference?" After we get back to our room, it dawns on her--it was Richard Jarvik.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 31, 2015 01:29 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at July 31, 2015 01:25 AM (wKc1L)
I have always been up front with my kids. My love is completely conditional on the level of their achievement.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 31, 2015 01:30 AM (SUxN+)
One of the first things I learned in public accounting is that SALY is queen. Stands for "Same As Last Year". If you get all your ducks in a row by rolling forward everything from the prior period, you'll just be punching in figures for the period to come.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2015 01:32 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 31, 2015 01:32 AM (W5DcG)
LOL! Seriously! And having read a few of MVS' columns a long time ago, I could well imagine that sort of conversation actually happening in their house.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 31, 2015 01:33 AM (iuQS7)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 31, 2015 01:38 AM (1eYr7)
346
341 Have you got a copy of the close schedule?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2015 01:17 AM (EzgxV)
Yep
343 Why are you nervous? Lots of paperwork?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 31, 2015 01:17 AM (10ydV)
Bunch of stuff I've never done before, with minimal instruction.
I'm just super nervous about doing a good job, getting through probation
staying employed.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 31, 2015 01:20 AM (Vm8WO)
A
close schedule is not a guarantee that the numbers will accurately
reflect reality -- it is a contract that enumerated procedures will be
done at specified times with the goal of giving interested parties
timely (if inaccurate and incomplete) information. How many days is it,
and how much of it is yours?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2015 01:26 AM (EzgxV)
Oh, and one more thing -- please let me know if you go the email route. Thunderbird's been blown up for a couple of months and I need to specifically log into websites.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2015 01:39 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 31, 2015 01:41 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 31, 2015 01:43 AM (bZQB+)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 31, 2015 01:41 AM (b2cFu)
***
Yes, but not really. He is like 12 O' Clock Charlie in the old MASH series.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 31, 2015 01:43 AM (cygkw)
Posted by: Anachronda at July 31, 2015 01:23 AM (o78gS)
FIFY.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 31, 2015 01:44 AM (iuQS7)
Crank, I'm sure you're right that his first name is Richard and not Henry. I didn't bother to look it up. My mistake.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at July 31, 2015 01:48 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 31, 2015 01:50 AM (1eYr7)
Posted by: thathalfrican - in the city lights at July 31, 2015 01:50 AM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 31, 2015 01:51 AM (b2cFu)
http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/30/world/exploding-kittens-market/index.html
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 30, 2015 11:33 PM (rNQTc)
Having watched the video, I believe it. I want one, too. The only thing holding me back is that I have nobody to play it with.
I can vouch for the the fact that Matthew Inman is the world's greatest salesman. His earlier project, "Let's Build a Goddam Tesla Museum" convinced me to part with (mumble, mumble) amount of money.
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2015 01:51 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2015 01:51 AM (ztOda)
You make it sound like a gang initiation.
You're maligning gang initiations.
Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2015 01:53 AM (ztOda)
****
Always with the I names with you, Rainman.
*Of course, I'm a very good driver. I'm a good driver.*
You are nothing, but you are predictable.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 31, 2015 01:54 AM (1eYr7)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 31, 2015 01:54 AM (2XMpf)
I'll leave as I arrived, with a Pat Travers tune. This time it's "Stevie": https://youtu.be/Bgu4KjuHXwA (sfw)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 31, 2015 01:55 AM (bZQB+)
Anyone else here play the original Baldur's Gate?
Anyone else reminded of Noobler, the character who would pester you endlessly for 20 minutes or so, and then you would get experience for not having done the rational thing of just killing him so he would shut up?
Yeah, that.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 31, 2015 01:55 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 31, 2015 01:55 AM (b2cFu)
*****
I have not, but understand your point.
I taunt cuz I know from past experience it pisses him off.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 31, 2015 02:00 AM (1eYr7)
Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2015 02:01 AM (ztOda)
bebe's boobs, why are you nervous? I am sure you did quite well
Posted by: chemjeff at July 31, 2015 01:54 AM (2XMpf)
I understand why she's nervous. There's a whole lot of BS floated about the "close process" and a whole bunch of self-serving subterfuge and obfuscation intended to create an artificial class of initiates. Fact is, it's common sense about agreed procedures off a checklist. Three weeks ago, she'll look back on this and wonder why she was nervous. Month after that, she'll look back and outright laugh.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2015 02:02 AM (EzgxV)
Still some of the best voiceover work in any game I've ever played, especially the more psychotic NPCs, just hilarious.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 31, 2015 02:03 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 31, 2015 02:07 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2015 02:08 AM (ztOda)
Anyone else reminded of Noobler, the character who would pester you endlessly for 20 minutes or so, and then you would get experience for not having done the rational thing of just killing him so he would shut up?
Yeah, that.
Posted by: Conservative Crank
Yes, but no.
Always wondered about the scaredy-cat companion Khalid. What an asshole.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2015 02:10 AM (VY8H5)
*Checks Calendar, watch and window*
No way it is Sunday afternoon.
*Shrugs, farts, moves on*
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 31, 2015 02:12 AM (2z4UX)
Posted by: rickl
???
But there already is a Tesla Museum. In Serbia. I've been to it. Why have another? Or does he not know that one already exists?
Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2015 02:13 AM (jBuUi)
Jean - thanks!
Well, yeah! Hell yeah. And recall, CAP was leftover Clinton era types. Domestic, mostly, I think?
We're into another ratchet down, now. Not Carter, he's no dummy - just, as a friend put it, "a perfect deputy assistant secretary in a pre-Vietnam Democratic administration". Heh.
Having just re-read The Great Terror by Conquest, and having observed the latter-stage Soviet nomenklatura first-hand, it occurred to me that there is a parallel here. Stalin killed all the talented first-generation commies - ruthless often evil people pursuing an evil stupid cause, but many talented people. By the Brezhnev era ..... well you know.
When the statutory National Security Council includes, at the most, one f**king person even worth talking to (Carter), the stunning degradation of our national govt. kind of of leaves one speechless.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 31, 2015 02:14 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 31, 2015 02:16 AM (kdS6q)
Just look at how Cuba rick-rolled these clowns.
Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2015 02:18 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 31, 2015 02:20 AM (b2cFu)
Musej Nikole Tesle
They have most of his actual personal artifacts --something that could never be duplicated by any other copycat museum.
It's the real deal. I went there back when it was Yugoslavia.
Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2015 02:20 AM (jBuUi)
The basic plot is, you're Bigby Wolf, a.k.a The Big Bad Wolf, the sheriff of Fabletown, a magically-concealed section of New York where all the fairy-tale and nursery-rhyme characters ended up after fleeing their homeland to avoid some unspecified calamity. It's based on Bill Willingham's Fables comics, from DC's Vertigo imprint.
It's violent, darkly funny, and surprisingly deep (if a bit short), with really good dialogue. Lots of cussing in it. And you get a good eyeful of The Little Mermaid's boobies at a strip club.
Definitely recommended.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... Trump/Camacho 2016! at July 31, 2015 02:21 AM (wKc1L)
oh I am sure bebe's boobs did quite well.
Posted by: chemjeff at July 31, 2015 02:07 AM (2XMpf)
The monthly close for her will start 8/1 and continue the length of the close schedule for her company. I'm sure she'll do fine -- it really ain't rocket surgery. Her best use of tomorrow, however, would be taking all the things done in the 5/31 close and setting 'em up in a 7/31 close file (quarter-end closes tend to have more stuff and a longer time frame than in-between months -- so for the 7/31 close she's preparing for, she'd carry-forward the 6/30 bank-rec [because it's just like the 5/31 one]....but totally blow-off the 6/30 impairment test, because that isn't done except at quarters. A lot of times there's a close directory; a lot of times there's a close binder. Best time to prepare both is right before. Make the tabs, review the prior version (if you know where last month's outstanding check listing is, you won't have to panic looking for it).
Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2015 02:21 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2015 02:25 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2015 02:27 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 31, 2015 02:28 AM (QDnY+)
http://popehat.com/2015/07/29/popehat-signal-please-help-mandy-nagy-and-her-family/
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2015 02:37 AM (VY8H5)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2015 02:39 AM (VY8H5)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2015 02:39 AM (VY8H5)
***
Yeah, cuz after 2 a.m. on a Thursday night/Friday morning, we should be right On. It!
That said, thank you for the correct links.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 31, 2015 02:46 AM (cygkw)
But there already is a Tesla Museum. In Serbia. I've been to it. Why have another? Or does he not know that one already exists?
Posted by: zombie at July 31, 2015 02:13 AM (jBuUi)
This was a fundraiser to buy his old laboratory "Wardenclyffe" in Shoreham, NY and convert it into a museum. It was successful and the rehabilitation of the site is underway.
http://www.teslasciencecenter.org/
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2015 02:48 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: LIVs e'rrywhere at July 31, 2015 02:54 AM (VY8H5)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 31, 2015 02:54 AM (b2cFu)
http://popehat.com/2015/07/29/popehat-signal-please-help-mandy-nagy-and-her-family/
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 31, 2015 02:37 AM (VY8H5)
In a sane society, scumbags like B.K. would be dealt with summarily and harshly. And no jury would convict them.
Just saying.
Posted by: rickl at July 31, 2015 02:59 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty
Right on, man
Posted by: LIVs e'rrywhere at July 31, 2015 02:54 AM (VY8H5)
***
Yeah, those Non Gamers are totes LIVs.
LOL
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 31, 2015 03:02 AM (2z4UX)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 31, 2015 03:02 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 31, 2015 03:09 AM (b2cFu)
cthulhu -- you scare me with that talk
Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2015 02:25 AM (ztOda)
You're not the intended audience. Bebe'll be thinking "is that all???"
Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2015 03:10 AM (EzgxV)
Just saying.
Posted by: rickl
It's takin' me a few years to understand that justice and state-issued rulings aren't mutual bread.
Posted by: LIVs e'rrywhere at July 31, 2015 03:15 AM (VY8H5)
No SMFH, no Slap, no Chi--missing a lot of regulars tonight.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 31, 2015 03:09 AM (b2cFu)
I'm lurking when it gets slow at work. Just because nothing's said doesn't mean no people here.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 31, 2015 03:16 AM (J+mig)
No SMFH, no Slap, no Chi--missing a lot of regulars tonight.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 31, 2015 03:09 AM (b2cFu)
Stuff happens -- the fiancee and I had dinner with my sister and her family tonight....
Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2015 03:17 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Adriane the Technology Critic ... at July 31, 2015 03:20 AM (qOsoH)
Trash day here is Friday. Recycling day is Tuesday. Last Friday, I got the bin out to the curb too late, the truck had already come and gone. The bin sat there for the weekend, then on Monday I pulled it back from the curb and put the recycling bin out. Tuesday, the recycling truck came and emptied the recycling bin. I put that bin back in it's rack and moved the trash bin (the one that had missed pickup last Friday) back to the curb. It was really full, BTW. Yesterday it sat there, full. Today it sat there, full. Tonight I took another bin out to join it in waiting for trash pickup tomorrow morning, and the bin was sitting there empty.
Somebody stole my trash.
Collection day is tomorrow. Up and down the street, people have their bins out for collection in the morning, and they are full. It's just my bin that has mysteriously been emptied.
So....somebody stole my trash.
How strange is that?
Posted by: Weirddave at July 31, 2015 03:32 AM (WvS3w)
When the thread slows down, I wander back and forth between here, ZeroHedge and mindless mental wandering.
I have a crap job right now, with literally nothing to do between about midnight and 5AM other than watch an entrance. The ONT thread helps me stay occupied.
Posted by: Blano at July 31, 2015 03:33 AM (heN73)
WD--recyclables yes, not so much the trash unless it was semi-salvageable furniture
Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 31, 2015 03:35 AM (b2cFu)
Weirddave
So....somebody stole my trash.
How strange is that?
You do
Posted by: Wonga Taa, King of Jungle at July 31, 2015 03:40 AM (FlRtG)
So, did anyone ever have someone steal their trash?
Trash day here is Friday. Recycling day is Tuesday. Last Friday, I
got the bin out to the curb too late, the truck had already come and
gone. The bin sat there for the weekend, then on Monday I pulled it back
from the curb and put the recycling bin out. Tuesday, the recycling
truck came and emptied the recycling bin. I put that bin back in it's
rack and moved the trash bin (the one that had missed pickup last
Friday) back to the curb. It was really full, BTW. Yesterday it sat
there, full. Today it sat there, full. Tonight I took another bin out to
join it in waiting for trash pickup tomorrow morning, and the bin was
sitting there empty.
Somebody stole my trash.
Collection day is tomorrow. Up and down the street, people have
their bins out for collection in the morning, and they are full. It's
just my bin that has mysteriously been emptied.
So....somebody stole my trash.
How strange is that?
Posted by: Weirddave at July 31, 2015 03:32 AM (WvS3w)
You're not really Marco Rubio, are you?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2015 03:46 AM (EzgxV)
Dave, do you live next door to Marco Rubio? Maybe ace stole your trash on accident.
Posted by: Chi at July 31, 2015 03:47 AM (r9db5)
Yes, and then I burn them. No lie, that shredded paper is what I use to start fires in the fireplace in the winter or the firepit in the summer.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 31, 2015 03:49 AM (WvS3w)
Posted by: Chi at July 31, 2015 03:49 AM (r9db5)
Good morning, all. Just woke up from one of the best sleepsiI've had in a long time.
Dave, do you live next door to Marco Rubio? Maybe ace stole your trash on accident.
Posted by: Chi at July 31, 2015 03:47 AM (r9db5)
Yay!!!! Chi got laid!!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2015 03:50 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Wonga Taa, King of Jungle at July 31, 2015 03:50 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Adriane the Technology Critic ... at July 31, 2015 03:50 AM (qOsoH)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 31, 2015 03:52 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: cthulhu
------------------------------
Well, couldn't have been great. I don't remember that.
Regardless, don't go telling SMFH.
HEY, CC. No Darwin award winners tonight?
I burn anything with my name on it. Never goes in the trash. Even innocuous junk mail like ValPak coupons go in a papergrocery bag (can still get them at the ccommissary), then into the firepit.
Posted by: Chi at July 31, 2015 03:57 AM (r9db5)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 31, 2015 04:01 AM (b2cFu)
Yay!!!! Chi got laid!!!!
Posted by: cthulhu
------------------------------
Well, couldn't have been great. I don't remember that.
Regardless, don't go telling SMFH.
HEY, CC. No Darwin award winners tonight?
I burn anything with my name on it. Never goes in the trash. Even
innocuous junk mail like ValPak coupons go in a papergrocery bag (can
still get them at the ccommissary), then into the firepit.
Posted by: Chi at July 31, 2015 03:57 AM (r9db5)
Just funnin' on ya.Wish there was more joy crossin' the tubez than what we got.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 31, 2015 04:02 AM (EzgxV)
Japanese just might need to build a true carrier or three for the South China Sea.
That looks like a good Preliminary Design sketch.
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at July 31, 2015 04:06 AM (uPxUo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbJcQYVtZMo
Posted by: Adriane the Technology Critic ... at July 31, 2015 04:12 AM (qOsoH)
How strange is that?
Posted by: Weirddave at July 31, 2015 03:32 AM (WvS3w)
Depends. Are you running for office? Do you live in Wasilla? Or perhaps you are somewhat brown-skinned? Seen a furry little pestilence-bag lurking in the bushes?
Posted by: tcn at July 31, 2015 04:13 AM (+YMhA)
Hope this multiple valedictorian thing for all these kids works for them, but I doubt it.
#all cats lives matter
Good morning horde
Posted by: Cinnamon@Sugar's human at July 31, 2015 04:29 AM (nyFYZ)
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at July 31, 2015 04:33 AM (uPxUo)
Maybe some of the Horde went looking for your missing post from Saturday Morning?
Some were near having Heart Attacks over that.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at July 31, 2015 04:37 AM (1dGX0)
Posted by: Gmac - 'all politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at July 31, 2015 05:08 AM (4pjhs)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 31, 2015 05:41 AM (b2cFu)
How does the full moon affect ewoks?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 31, 2015 05:41 AM (r9gUQ)
Ewoks live on a Moon. How would a full planet effect them?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at July 31, 2015 05:51 AM (1dGX0)
Have you seen the moon this morning? There may be some late arrivals to
the morning threads if any members of the Horde are lycanthropes.
How does the full moon affect ewoks?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 31, 2015 05:41 AM (r9gUQ)
I knew I was forgetting something.
*Goes outside and howls a few times.*
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 31, 2015 06:07 AM (J+mig)
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