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Rolling Stone Editor Who Oversaw Jackie's Rape Hoax Story to Step Down, Be Promoted Into a More Prominent Position and Be Paid Much More Money

I merely assume all that stuff at the end -- isn't that always how it works?

You cannot fail in the progressive politico-corporate-media complex. If you publish things that aren't true, but help The Cause (and why would you ever publish something that doesn't help The Cause?), your failures will be rewarded.

After all -- your heart was in the right place.

So congratulations, Will Dana. I see wonderful things in your future due to your catastrophic failure.

The editor who oversaw Rolling Stone magazine’s erroneous story about a fraternity gang rape at the University of Virginia will leave the magazine, more than eight months after the story was published.

Will Dana, Rolling Stone’s managing editor, will step down next month after nearly two decades at the magazine. His departure comes amid a series of defamation lawsuits against the magazine as a result of its publication in November of "A Rape on Campus," which described an alleged gang rape that authorities determined never occurred.

Posted by: Ace at 03:22 PM




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1
I'm experiencing some strange discharge. Should I be worried?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 30, 2015 03:21 PM (HSmrB)

2
There is no Will Dana. Only Will Zuul.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 30, 2015 03:22 PM (8XRCm)

3 Or else there's some legal reason to send him packing. My guess is that RS's lawyers are in full-tilt crisis mode at this point.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at July 30, 2015 03:22 PM (RD7QR)

4 It works the same way in Public Sector Unions.

Posted by: Jack at July 30, 2015 03:23 PM (53CCM)

5 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 30, 2015 03:23 PM (kff5f)

6 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 30, 2015 03:23 PM (kff5f)

7 Isn't this the same editor that brought us Assault Derringers?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 30, 2015 03:24 PM (kff5f)

8 Hopefully there won't be a magazine left after the lawsuits.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 30, 2015 03:24 PM (oVJmc)

9 Fuck up, move up.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 30, 2015 03:24 PM (2Ojst)

10
My guess is that RS's lawyers are in full-tilt crisis mode at this point.

RS's smart lawyerette bailed before the poo poo sauce hit the fan.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2015 03:24 PM (JtwS4)

11 Uh, Will? Uh . . . uh . . . uh. Would you be interested in being my deputy press secretary? Or uh, uh. You could be a spokes-potato for Secretary Kerry.

Posted by: Low Information President at July 30, 2015 03:24 PM (UlJ3l)

12 I read the complaint for the most recent lawsuit from three UVA grads who were in that fraternity, including one guy lived in the bedroom at the top of the stairs, and it is horrifying.

Three guys who did not one single damn thing wrong were suddenly, and maliciously, hurled into a world where their family and friends started interrogating them about the article and very clear undercurrents of dear God you're a rapist.

The one allegation notes that one of the guys had a private Facebook page with his only friend being his finacee and some reporter from the UK still found him.

Not enough zeroes in the world. Also it appears from the allegations that someone in Legal did sign off on that article and, yeah, that's going to be fun fun fun discovery.

On a law geek note, the allegations setting out the defendants and who controls what company and who all are beneficiaries of what trusts are utterly fascinating.

Posted by: alexthechick - Team Joker Money Pile Being Hit By SMOD at July 30, 2015 03:25 PM (mf5HN)

13 Is he included in the lawsuit?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2015 03:25 PM (NOIQH)

14 What is this phenomena where people fail up?

This is truly a generation filled with many idiots.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 30, 2015 03:25 PM (GGCsk)

15 "Isn't this the same editor that brought us Assault Derringers?"

Don't know if it's the same Editor, but it is he same magazine.

With their legions of fact checkers.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 30, 2015 03:25 PM (VPLuQ)

16 (Glad you are back, Ace...)

"Assault Derringers?" Gonna have to bing that one...

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at July 30, 2015 03:25 PM (AYY6Y)

17 When you analyze it correctly, Jaime Gorleick is singlehandedly responsible for the down fall of the republic.

And look at her now.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 30, 2015 03:26 PM (xgfet)

18 Hector! Job opportunity! Opening for brainless imbecile who has the vocabulary of a pineapple. Apply on Mom's computer. The cheetos won't show up on the application that way.

Posted by: maddogg at July 30, 2015 03:26 PM (xWW96)

19

On a law geek note, the allegations setting out the defendants and who controls what company and who all are beneficiaries of what trusts are utterly fascinating.


Oh, that's hot!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2015 03:26 PM (JtwS4)

20 "My guess is that RS's lawyers are in full-tilt crisis mode at this point."

It's not only RS which is being sued. The suits include the parent firm, Wenner Media, in addition to RS proper. Hopefully if Trump sues he will also go after all parts of the Wenner apparatus. Between them they can take every penny Jann Wenner has.

Note also that Sabrina Rubin Erdely as the author of the "campus rape" piece is being personally sued. Guess who gets personally sued if Trump gears up over the bullshit "marital rape" article targeting him?

AMANDA MARCOTTE.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 30, 2015 03:27 PM (noWW6)

21 >>What is this phenomena where people fail up?

Obama Administration?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2015 03:27 PM (NOIQH)

22 Jamie Gorelick? Pretty good jumpshot from the top of the key, right? Played for Western Kentucky a couple of years ago?

Posted by: Low Information President at July 30, 2015 03:28 PM (UlJ3l)

23 Washington (CNN) Sen. Bernie Sanders runs far behind Hillary Clinton in the Democratic nomination fight, but the socialist from Vermont would defeat New York real estate mogul and Republican frontrunner Donald Trump in a presidential general election, a new poll suggests.

A Quinnipiac University poll released Thursday shows that in a hypothetical general election match-up, Sanders tops Trump 44% to 39%. The data point shows that although Trump is leading the GOP pack now, he could prove to be a disaster for Republicans in a broader presidential contest next year.

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at July 30, 2015 03:28 PM (e8kgV)

24 >>Guess who gets personally sued if Trump gears up over the bullshit "marital rape" article targeting him?

AMANDA MARCOTTE.



Pleasepleaseplease let this happen

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2015 03:28 PM (NOIQH)

25 Or else there's some legal reason to send him packing. My guess is that RS's lawyers are in full-tilt crisis mode at this point.


Shooting heroin in the eye balls mode?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2015 03:28 PM (om5+S)

26 Posted by: alexthechick - Team Joker Money Pile Being Hit By SMOD at July 30, 2015 03:25 PM (mf5HN)

Not enough zeros indeed.

I hope they end up owning Rolling Stone, and possibly UVA.

As the father of a very academically gifted son, this kind of thing terrifies me. The likelihood is that he'll *actually* need to go to college for whatever he wants to do after HS, and all it will take is for him to exist and be sort-of known to a girl, and it can ruin his life.

This kind of thing must stop.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 30, 2015 03:29 PM (kff5f)

27 Why do you cuckservatives let yourselves be distracted by this nonsense? Who cares about Rolling Stone? Your way of life is being destroyed, yet you choose to remain willfully oblivious by immersing yourself in all the latest inanities.
Wake up! Read Jared Taylor's message to Ace and the rest of you cuckservatives: http://www.amren.com/news/2015/07/an-open-letter-to-cuckservatives/

Posted by: tyler draper at July 30, 2015 03:29 PM (G685q)

28 On a law geek note, the allegations setting out the defendants and who controls what company and who all are beneficiaries of what trusts are utterly fascinating.

Posted by: alexthechick - Team Joker Money Pile Being Hit By SMOD at July 30, 2015 03:25 PM (mf5HN)


I'll take your word on that because I'm not sure I understand a word of it.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at July 30, 2015 03:30 PM (tM4uk)

29 I see a new editor at the Beast or maybe a move to pundit on television on CNN or the Today show.

Posted by: Daybrother at July 30, 2015 03:30 PM (1DHrY)

30 Top 5 Reasons Why Will Dana is Stepping Down:

5 - He's getting a promotion at Vox.
4 - He's a liar/aided and abetted liars.
3 - He's getting a daytime show with Brian Williams.
2 - He wants to spend time with his family.
1 - Derringers.

Posted by: Rolling Stone at July 30, 2015 03:30 PM (qSgik)

31 He's the Jamie Gorelick of the publishing world!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Back-to-School Sale on Lunchboxes, Accusations at the Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2015 03:30 PM (hLRSq)

32 "Assault Derringers?" Gonna have to bing that one...

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at July 30, 2015 03:25 PM (AYY6Y)


Rolling Stone published an article on "the most dangerous guns" or something like that. The list included "pistols" and "revolvers" (yes, both), along with "shotguns" and, of all things, "derringers."

It really read like someone just googled "types of guns" and then created some word-salad.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 30, 2015 03:30 PM (kff5f)

33 Posted by: tyler draper

Fuck off, cut and paste troll.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 30, 2015 03:31 PM (YEelc)

34 Hopefully if Trump sues he will also go after all parts
of the Wenner apparatus.


And Trump doesn't have public defender quality attorneys.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2015 03:31 PM (om5+S)

35 20: "Guess who gets personally sued if Trump gears up over the bullshit "marital rape" article targeting him?

AMANDA MARCOTTE."

That will be quite...dare I say it?

Juicy!

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at July 30, 2015 03:31 PM (UPYPp)

36 Cleanup on Aisle 27, please.

Posted by: Furious George at July 30, 2015 03:31 PM (UlJ3l)

37 Can someone ban the StormFront troll?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 30, 2015 03:31 PM (kff5f)

38 Note also that Sabrina Rubin Erdely as the author of the "campus rape" piece is being personally sued. Guess who gets personally sued if Trump gears up over the bullshit "marital rape" article targeting him?

AMANDA MARCOTTE.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 30, 2015 03:27 PM (noWW6)

The very thought gives me wood.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 30, 2015 03:31 PM (2Ojst)

39 Hector! Job opportunity! Opening for brainless
imbecile who has the vocabulary of a pineapple. Apply on Mom's computer.
The cheetos won't show up on the application that way.

Posted by: maddogg at July 30, 2015 03:26 PM (xWW96)


Mmmppfff! Errmmmmppfff! Slluuurrpp! Slurrrpp! "Oy've go muh hanz... an' mouf fuwl wight 'ow!" *drip* *drip* MMmppfff, slurrrpppp!

Posted by: Hector on the job at July 30, 2015 03:31 PM (8hctH)

40 >>He's the Jamie Gorelick of the publishing world!


*ahem*
I've got the television news side covered.

Posted by: Geraldo Rivera at July 30, 2015 03:32 PM (NOIQH)

41 "Gentlemen, we are down the Peter Rabbit Principle Hole..."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Back-to-School Sale on Lunchboxes, Accusations at the Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2015 03:32 PM (hLRSq)

42 Heads will roll (pot).

Posted by: Caliban at July 30, 2015 03:32 PM (DrC22)

43 "It really read like someone just googled "types of guns" and then created some word-salad."

Which led to one of the most uproariously funny threads and comments here on the blog for quite some time.

Almost epic in it's humor.

Wish I knew how to search our archives.
It was a hoot.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 30, 2015 03:33 PM (VPLuQ)

44 I'm not cut and pasting anything except for the link, "Blanco Basura."

And what makes me a troll, pray tell?

My efforts to provide a broader context to news stories such as the fallout from the Rolling Stone piece?

Why does the name "cuckservative" get under your skin so much?

Posted by: tyler draper at July 30, 2015 03:33 PM (G685q)

45
Wish I knew how to search our archives. [/I[


#twoweeks

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2015 03:33 PM (JtwS4)

46 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 30, 2015 03:33 PM (VPLuQ)

Which led me to take the title "Derringer Bandit" for several weeks.

I think I shall bring it back.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at July 30, 2015 03:34 PM (kff5f)

47 27: "Why do you cuckservatives let yourselves be distracted by this nonsense?"

I'm not down with the whole word/thought police thing, but can we just ban all the IPs where stormfront operates from?

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at July 30, 2015 03:34 PM (UPYPp)

48
A rolled stoner gathers no moss, but big bonuses and a nice promotion...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 30, 2015 03:34 PM (hACQf)

49 Holy hell. from teh twitterz:

Cate Dyer, CEO of StemExpress, buyers of baby parts, is the sister of John Boehner's Helath Policy guru, Charlotte Ivancic.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 30, 2015 03:34 PM (wtvvX)

50 The most dangerous weapon of all is the bayonet equipped, fully automatic, belt fed derringer. Just to be clear.

Posted by: maddogg at July 30, 2015 03:34 PM (xWW96)

51 Cleanup on Aisle 27, please.

Posted by: Furious George at July 30, 2015 03:31 PM (UlJ3l)


I'll get the power washer....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Back-to-School Sale on Lunchboxes, Accusations at the Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2015 03:34 PM (hLRSq)

52 Cate Dyer, CEO of StemExpress, buyers of baby parts, is the sister of John Boehner's Helath Policy guru, Charlotte Ivancic.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 30, 2015 03:34 PM (wtvvX)


Ruh-roh.

Labor day is going to be tense in *that* family.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at July 30, 2015 03:35 PM (kff5f)

53
Why do you cuckservatives let yourselves be distracted by this nonsense? Who cares about Rolling Stone? Your way of life is being destroyed, yet you choose to remain willfully oblivious by immersing yourself in all the latest inanities.
Wake up! Read Jared Taylor's message to Ace and the rest of you cuckservatives: http://www.amren.com/news/2015/07/an-open-letter-to-cuckservatives/

Posted by: tyler draper at July 30, 2015 03:29 PM (G685q)

--------------------------------

See there's that strange discharge again... I'm pretty sure that's not normal.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 30, 2015 03:35 PM (HSmrB)

54 Wish I knew how to search our archives.
It was a hoot.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 30, 2015 03:33 PM (VPLuQ)

Here ya go


http://tinyurl.com/qf7uoqy

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 30, 2015 03:35 PM (fWAjv)

55 *Touches Peen*

Heh. Heh heh. Heh.

Posted by: Dyler Traper at July 30, 2015 03:35 PM (+NPiO)

56 AllenG, the solution is pretty simple, actually. Tell your son that, once he gets to college, assuming he even has time for such things as dating, to take his time, and CHOOSE WISELY in whatever girl he sees fit to dally with. No "women's studies" majors, no sociology/psych majors, or similar.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at July 30, 2015 03:35 PM (AYY6Y)

57
And what makes me a troll, pray tell?

Going off topic to link to a white supremacy site defines you as a troll.

What made you a troll was maybe intergenerational incest. Maybe meth. Hard to tell.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2015 03:36 PM (JtwS4)

58 I'm not a "StormFront" troll.

I'm not a "white supremacist."

I actually have spent most of my life handling civil-rights lawsuits.

But I'm a patriot, and I'm trying to engage other patriots in a real dialogue about the future of our country.

Posted by: tyler draper at July 30, 2015 03:36 PM (G685q)

59 Labor day is going to be tense in *that* family.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at July 30, 2015 03:35 PM (kff5f)


Wouldn't Labor Day be rather a sad day for Planned Parenthood?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Back-to-School Sale on Lunchboxes, Accusations at the Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2015 03:37 PM (hLRSq)

60 Labor day is going to be tense in *that* family.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at July 30, 2015 03:35 PM (kff5f)


Something gives me the idea that "labor" days are very few an far between in the family. And even less celebrated.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 30, 2015 03:37 PM (8hctH)

61 His departure comes amid a series of defamation lawsuits against the magazine

You know, even for Progtards, this might hamper his ability to get rehired somewhere.

It's one thing to fail upwards. It's something else when your failure resulted in "a series of defamation lawsuits" to your (former) employer.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at July 30, 2015 03:37 PM (kff5f)

62
I think even you said, Ace, that they have to keep the guy close so he doesnt blab.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 30, 2015 03:37 PM (iQIUe)

63 He will become assistant managing editor for the Weekly World News at 15.00 an hour.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 30, 2015 03:38 PM (p/8Bt)

64 RWC

Thanks for the link.

Now for the crazy part.
Who's tweet do we see right directly below the grey dialog box at the top?



Paolo.


From 2014

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 30, 2015 03:38 PM (VPLuQ)

65 47 27: "Why do you c--kservatives let yourselves be distracted by this nonsense?"

I'm not down with the whole word/thought police thing, but can we just ban all the IPs where stormfront operates from?
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at July 30, 2015 03:34 PM (UPYPp)

I don't understand why conservatives or Gabe or anyone else is so distracted with this "c**kservative" nonsense. The word is, what, two weeks old at most, made up by some fringe white power types?Get a fucking grip, people. (I'm using asterisks on purpose for the same reason as saying Luap Nor).

Posted by: Insomniac at July 30, 2015 03:38 PM (2Ojst)

66 "So congratulations, Will Dana. I see wonderful things in your future due to your catastrophic failure."

Wonderful Will! Welcome Aboard. One of our reps will be along soon to give you the secret password and a key to the spa/indoor pool.

Posted by: katie Couric at July 30, 2015 03:38 PM (bNBkL)

67 Ah yes, because the conservatives that hang out here daily don't know what's happening to our country. or something.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2015 03:38 PM (ODxAs)

68 Better watch it

Tyler's giving us our last warnings

After this, well, we're just on our own

Posted by: Bigby's Floating Finger Sausage at July 30, 2015 03:39 PM (3ZtZW)

69 Since it was brought up, picture of an Assault Derringer:

http://tiny.cc/p7e80x

Posted by: Country Singer at July 30, 2015 03:39 PM (8hctH)

70 58: "I'm trying to engage other patriots in a real dialogue..."

No you are not.

And you are not welcome.

Go elsewhere.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at July 30, 2015 03:39 PM (UPYPp)

71 Keep those contributions coming in and I'll give him a job.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 30, 2015 03:39 PM (l3vZN)

72 Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at July 30, 2015 03:35 PM (AYY6Y)

Except that doesn't help. Ask these guys- guys who never even knew the accuser. Sure, you put yourself in *more* danger if you date, but you don't even have to be dating a girl for her to accuse you. Heck, you don't even have to know her except by sight.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at July 30, 2015 03:39 PM (kff5f)

73 58

If repeatedly posting the same link in multiple threads with paraphrased variations of "Wake up, Sheeple!" is your idea of rational discourse, I've got bad news for you.

Posted by: joe at July 30, 2015 03:39 PM (+Xox3)

74 Fuck up, move up.

I wrote the book on it.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at July 30, 2015 03:40 PM (8ZskC)

75 But I'm a patriot, and I'm trying to engage other patriots in a real dialogue about the future of our country.

Posted by: tyler draper at July 30, 2015 03:36 PM (G685q)



Because opening with an insult is the classic way of beginning a dialogue. I remember reading of Voltaire's classic opening lines in the salons of Paris: "If you dumbfucks would shut your cock-holsters I'll lay some wisdom on ya." Always got him everybody's undivided attention.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Back-to-School Sale on Lunchboxes, Accusations at the Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2015 03:40 PM (hLRSq)

76 "What is this phenomena where people fail up?"

It is just one of the perquisites of being a member of the Ruling Class.

Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at July 30, 2015 03:41 PM (bbivj)

77 Ruh-roh.

Labor day is going to be tense in *that* family.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at July 30, 2015 03:35 PM (kff5f)

You really think PP will be defunded by the actions of Boehner? Nope, the bourbon will flow on that fine holiday.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 30, 2015 03:41 PM (fWAjv)

78 >>> Ah yes, because the conservatives that hang out here daily don't know what's happening to our country. or something.


Do *you* know what the gays are doing to our soil?

Posted by: Bigby's Floating Finger Sausage at July 30, 2015 03:41 PM (3ZtZW)

79 I'm not cut and pasting anything except for the link, "Blanco Basura."

And what makes me a troll, pray tell?

My efforts to provide a broader context to news stories such as the fallout from the Rolling Stone piece?

Why does the name "cuckservative" get under your skin so much?


So you type the same thing in two threads, changing it only to match the thread topic? Then I'll withdraw the cut and paste charge and say, fuck off, obsessive compulsive troll.

As for "cuckservative", I find it about as offensive as "carksfum". And about as meaningful. But go ahead and repeat silly made up words you heard from your racist buddies. It only cements other people's opinion of you as an idiot.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 30, 2015 03:41 PM (YEelc)

80 He could get a job working construction for the Johnstown company, but lately there ain't been much work, on account of the economy.

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at July 30, 2015 03:41 PM (Ui7Rt)

81 65: "I don't understand why conservatives or Gabe or anyone else is so distracted with this "c**kservative" nonsense. The word is, what, two weeks old at most, made up by some fringe white power types?Get a fucking grip, people. (I'm using asterisks on purpose for the same reason as saying Luap Nor)."

I could not care less about the word in question. My statement was one of distaste for the commentor posting links to hyper-racial garbage sites whilst trolling.

I do not approve of banning words because some asshole uses it. But neither do I approve of those same assholes coming here to dribble.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at July 30, 2015 03:42 PM (UPYPp)

82 Wouldn't Labor Day be rather a sad day for Planned Parenthood?



Mother's Day has to be, um, awkward.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2015 03:42 PM (om5+S)

83 HEY, IDIOTS!

READ THIS FUCKING ARTICLE IDIOTS!

Posted by: Stormfront troll at July 30, 2015 03:42 PM (wtvvX)

84 Since it was brought up, picture of an Assault Derringer:

http://tiny.cc/p7e80x

Posted by: Country Singer at July 30, 2015 03:39 PM (8hctH)

Can't...stop...laughing...

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at July 30, 2015 03:42 PM (AYY6Y)

85 Paolo.


From 2014
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 30, 2015 03:38 PM (VPLuQ)

Heh. Noticed that. I am assuming it reverts to whatever ace is using at the moment.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 30, 2015 03:42 PM (fWAjv)

86 Erroneous? Is that synonymous with completely fabricated and the published with reckless disregard?

Posted by: Dancing Queen at July 30, 2015 03:43 PM (Sr48m)

87 Gawker has some positions open don't they?

Posted by: Buzzion at July 30, 2015 03:43 PM (z/Ubi)

88 After this, well, we're just on our own

Posted by: Bigby's Floating Finger Sausage at July 30, 2015 03:39 PM (3ZtZW)

We should be so lucky.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 30, 2015 03:43 PM (GDulk)

89 off, neonazi sock

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 30, 2015 03:43 PM (wtvvX)

90 I could not care less about the word in question. My statement was one of distaste for the commentor posting links to hyper-racial garbage sites whilst trolling.

I do not approve of banning words because some asshole uses it. But neither do I approve of those same assholes coming here to dribble.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at July 30, 2015 03:42 PM (UPYPp)

Oh I agree, he needs to sod off. I'm speaking more generally of the lather that some folks have gotten themselves worked into over an idiotic made-up word.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 30, 2015 03:44 PM (2Ojst)

91 As for "cuckservative", I find it about as offensive as "carksfum". And about as meaningful.

It's the best quip since 'Rethuglican.'

And troll sounds like Jack D. Ripper talking about 'Purity of Essence' and our precious bodily fluids.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 30, 2015 03:44 PM (oVJmc)

92 What made you a troll was maybe intergenerational incest. Maybe meth. Hard to tell.
--------------------------------

I am being respectful and giving you the benefit of the doubt, but it is hard to carry on a civil conservation when you resort to baseless ad hominem attacks.

If you observed a liberal engaging in the same behavior, you would presumably castigate them for abandoning reason in favor of vitriol. Indeed, it is fairly common on this site to bemoan the manner in which the Left refuses to engage in substantive debates and instead simply demonizes its opponents and their positions.

Do you really lack the introspection necessary to recognize the same patterns of behavior in yourself? Can you not see that, the same way the Left demonizes you and ignores the stubborn facts that you bring up, you demonize me and ignore the facts that underlie my beliefs.

If you would just read the article that I tried to share with you, perhaps you would reach different conclusions. It will only take a few minutes of your time.

Please, just consider the POSSIBILITY that you are wrong. Read what Jared Taylor says in his "Open Letter to Cuckservatives," give it a fair hearing, and make up your own mind.

Posted by: tyler draper at July 30, 2015 03:44 PM (G685q)

93
Brings new meaning to blow it out yer arse!

https://goo.gl/TkA6nt

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 30, 2015 03:44 PM (iQIUe)

94 Failing Up

by Billy Joel

Will Dana edits at Rolling Stone
Savin' his pennies for some day.
Publisher left a note on the door,
He said,
"Dana, move out of your office."

Oh but workin' too hard can give you a heart attack -ack -ack -ack -ack
You oughta know by now
Who needs a house out in Hackensack?
Is that all I get for my money?

And it seems such a waste of time
To fire me for my indiscretions
Mama, if that's gettin' fired, then I'm failing up.

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2015 03:45 PM (jBuUi)

95
I got demoted from apex predator to

worm chow and bacteria bait.


I admit it was quite a shock at first, but

now that I've settled into my new position.


I'm determined to be the best worm smorgasbord and bacteria buffet I can!

Posted by: Cecil the Lion at July 30, 2015 03:45 PM (0cMkb)

96 Guys, you guuuuuuuyyyyssss, lookie what I found!

http://t.co/8D4JfltORj

I am mentioning this for no reason whatsoever.

Posted by: alexthechick - Team Joker Money Pile Being Hit By SMOD at July 30, 2015 03:46 PM (mf5HN)

97 you resort to baseless ad hominem attacks.
--------

Snort. That's got to be a sock.

Posted by: 7-11 Glory Hole at July 30, 2015 03:46 PM (HstNY)

98 Posted by: tyler draper at July 30, 2015 03:44 PM (G685q)

You see, opening with an insult has gotten you my undivided attention, by which I mean I'm ignoring what you've written.

See, you're just like Will Dana ,but will you also fail upwards?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Back-to-School Sale on Lunchboxes, Accusations at the Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2015 03:47 PM (hLRSq)

99 Anybody read Milo Y's column on cuckservative over at Breitbart? Remember how you liked his take on Paolo?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 30, 2015 03:47 PM (Ii765)

100
G685q

Eff-off, you wizzened gonadal bolus.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 30, 2015 03:48 PM (hACQf)

101 92:"Do you really lack the introspection necessary to recognize the same patterns of behavior in yourself?"

"Why do you cuckservatives ..."

And this has been your Public Service Announcement on why meth is bad for you.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at July 30, 2015 03:48 PM (UPYPp)

102 Posted by: tyler draper at July 30, 2015 03:44 PM (G685q)

That was "respectful"? You need to add a dictionary to your shopping list. That word doesn't mean what you seem to think it means.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 30, 2015 03:48 PM (GDulk)

103 "Guys, you guuuuuuuyyyyssss, lookie what I found! "

From the article, Against Maryland Fire Code.


Damn it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 30, 2015 03:49 PM (VPLuQ)

104 Hard Times!!!!!

Posted by: The American Dream Dusty Rhodes at July 30, 2015 03:50 PM (Ui7Rt)

105 I hate aspie Nazis.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 30, 2015 03:50 PM (oVJmc)

106 I am now mentioning this before the Western Hemisphere plunges into darkness due to some mysterious power loss.


https://twitter.com/pep_az/status/625639573419233280

Posted by: alexthechick - Team Joker Money Pile Being Hit By SMOD at July 30, 2015 03:50 PM (mf5HN)

107 I'd sue Jackie too. I'd grab it's motherfucking leg and drag it to court.

Posted by: X at July 30, 2015 03:50 PM (xGNLA)

108 103 "Guys, you guuuuuuuyyyyssss, lookie what I found! "

From the article, Against Maryland Fire Code.


Damn it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 30, 2015 03:49 PM (VPLuQ)

Damn it... somebody get my wallet...

Posted by: cajun caret at July 30, 2015 03:52 PM (UZQM8)

109 "Guys, you guuuuuuuyyyyssss, lookie what I found! "


From the article, Against Maryland Fire Code.
Damn it.


And they sell a napalm mix.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2015 03:52 PM (om5+S)

110
"I have seen pictures from them and obviously find them disturbing," [Hilldog] said. "This raises not questions about Planned Parenthood so much as it raises questions about the whole process, that is, not just involving Planned Parenthood, but many institutions in our country ... If there's going to be any kind of congressional inquiry, it should look at everything and not just one [organization]."

-
But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 30, 2015 03:53 PM (5x7lb)

111 Failing upwards.

It's the way of the corporate world.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 30, 2015 03:53 PM (q20+R)

112 I wonder if any of these made up names will stick:

Conoceros
Republican't
GOPeed
Teabagger
Insane Clown GOP

Posted by: Six year old political advisor at July 30, 2015 03:53 PM (p/8Bt)

113 "Guys, you guuuuuuuyyyyssss, lookie what I found! "



Shut up & take my money!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2015 03:53 PM (om5+S)

114
Do *you* know what the gays are doing to our soil?

Umm, "seeding" it?

Posted by: Onan the Barbarian(TM) at July 30, 2015 03:54 PM (hACQf)

115 Did anyone here say keep on rocking?

Hootchie koo.

Posted by: Rick Assault Derringer at July 30, 2015 03:54 PM (3iOkP)

116 I am now mentioning this before the Western Hemisphere plunges into darkness due to some mysterious power loss.
https://twitter.com/pep_az/status/625639573419233280
Posted by: alexthechick - Team Joker Money Pile Being Hit By SMOD at July 30, 2015 03:50 PM (mf5HN)


Hee! Why don't they have this at my gym?

Posted by: Lea at July 30, 2015 03:54 PM (lIU4e)

117 109: "And they sell a napalm mix."

Really? That will go swell with my backyard catapult project.

Damn coyotes BETTER get some act right.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at July 30, 2015 03:54 PM (UPYPp)

118 Guys, you guuuuuuuyyyyssss, lookie what I found!

http://t.co/8D4JfltORj

I am mentioning this for no reason whatsoever.


Typing out a letter to Santa now, "Please bring the shiny."

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 30, 2015 03:54 PM (YEelc)

119 Posted by: Six year old political advisor at July 30, 2015 03:53 PM (p/8Bt)

I'm still pushing for DOPe

(D)umb (O)ld (P)arty (e)stablishment.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 30, 2015 03:55 PM (GDulk)

120
I am now mentioning this before the Western Hemisphere plunges into darkness due to some mysterious power loss.

I know a guy what can make fire without matches and cook nice things over it.

In case of power loss, you know.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2015 03:55 PM (JtwS4)

121 Insane Clown GOP



That one could actually work for me.

Posted by: eleven at July 30, 2015 03:55 PM (MDgS8)

122
Guys, you guuuuuuuyyyyssss, lookie what I found!


*rolls out four barrels filled with marshmallows*

*pulls out crates of chocolate bars*

*pulls out crates of graham crackers*


S'morepocalypse begins!!!!!


Posted by: naturalfake at July 30, 2015 03:55 PM (0cMkb)

123 Insane Clown GOP


Posted by: Six year old political advisor at July 30, 2015 03:53 PM (p/8Bt)


How about the Insane Clown Party?

The GoP=ICP

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at July 30, 2015 03:55 PM (X+nFp)

124
Gated, but I hate recovering from sock puppeting...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 30, 2015 03:56 PM (hACQf)

125 Hee! Why don't they have this at my gym?
Posted by: Lea at July 30, 2015 03:54 PM (lIU4e)


Blown out knees everywhere...

Posted by: cajun caret at July 30, 2015 03:56 PM (UZQM8)

126 Hee! Why don't they have this at my gym?
Posted by: Lea at July 30, 2015 03:54 PM (lIU4e)



If they had Tebow doing that at my gym I would never leave.

Also I kinda want to use that. The machine. Not Tebow. That last sentence may be a lie.

Posted by: alexthechick - Team Joker Money Pile Being Hit By SMOD at July 30, 2015 03:56 PM (mf5HN)

127 Read a book awhile back that detailed this process (re: one of Issa's aides who stepped in a pile): a short period of silence followed by a soft-re-entry via a blog or other lower-profile position, then once you're comfortably beyond the news cycle, back in the fold.

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at July 30, 2015 03:57 PM (1WeJL)

128
"Gated"... yeah.

Gawd

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 30, 2015 03:57 PM (hACQf)

129 I assume that he'll have a senior job in the SCOAMF Administration within the week -- if he doesn't already.

Posted by: Stu-22 at July 30, 2015 03:57 PM (vd4oB)

130 125 Hee! Why don't they have this at my gym?
Posted by: Lea at July 30, 2015 03:54 PM (lIU4e)


Blown out knees everywhere...
Posted by: cajun caret at July 30, 2015 03:56 PM (UZQM

That was my first thought. It's an orthopedic surgeon's dream come true.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 30, 2015 03:57 PM (2Ojst)

131 124: "How about the Insane Clown Party?

The GoP=ICP"

Drunkaloes? Gopealos? Jugganots?

Boner already has his makeup ready.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at July 30, 2015 03:57 PM (UPYPp)

132 O/T: Vox publishes 1500 word review of Michael Bay's "13 Hours" Benghazi movie based on the trailer. By Max Fisher.

Gee ---- touch a nerve, much?

First and most concerning is the idea that bureaucrats kept American military personnel from effectively responding to the attack, and thus contributed to the deaths that could have so easily been stopped....

Gee ---- touch a nerve, much?

Never mind that this is based on a book by a guy who was there and Max Fisher was at home kissing a framed photo of Obama or something.

Posted by: Geraldo Rivera at July 30, 2015 03:57 PM (NOIQH)

133 Between the stormfront troll and MooMoo's thinly veiled death threats the ban hammer must be getting mighty thirsty.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 30, 2015 03:59 PM (zauWW)

134 Boner already has his makeup ready.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at July 30, 2015 03:57 PM (UPYPp)

The crying insane clown

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at July 30, 2015 03:59 PM (X+nFp)

135 Vox publishes 1500 word review of Michael Bay's "13 Hours" Benghazi movie based on the trailer. By Max Fisher.

Because of course they do.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Derringer Bandit at July 30, 2015 03:59 PM (kff5f)

136 I know a guy what can make fire without matches and cook nice things over it.

In case of power loss, you know.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2015 03:55 PM (JtwS4)



Go on . . . .

Posted by: alexthechick - Team Joker Money Pile Being Hit By SMOD at July 30, 2015 03:59 PM (mf5HN)

137 133: "...and MooMoo's thinly veiled death threats..."

I missed moo moo fun?

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at July 30, 2015 04:00 PM (UPYPp)

138 It's an orthopedic surgeon's dream come true.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 30, 2015 03:57 PM (2Ojst)

Speaking of orthopedic surgeon's dreams come true, if I spin 180 in my chair right now, this is what I see:
https://youtu.be/aaRWG23Unt4

Posted by: Country Singer at July 30, 2015 04:00 PM (8hctH)

139
No lions or other animals were harmed during the making of this film.
Just human fetuses.

Posted by: Dr. Savita Ginde, SK (serial killer) at July 30, 2015 04:00 PM (wAQA5)

140 1
I'm experiencing some strange discharge. Should I be worried?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 30, 2015 03:21 PM (HSmrB)

----------------

It's the black soul-ichor oozing from your ears again, isn't it?

The nah -- it's too late for worry.

Posted by: Stu-22 at July 30, 2015 04:00 PM (vd4oB)

141
127 Read a book awhile back that detailed this process (re: one of Issa's aides who stepped in a pile): a short period of silence followed by a soft-re-entry via a blog or other lower-profile position, then once you're comfortably beyond the news cycle, back in the fold.
Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at July 30, 2015 03:57 PM (1WeJL)



Sounds like every other government flunky out there. "Placed on leave" and then 6 months later back on the job with back pay.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 30, 2015 04:01 PM (z/Ubi)

142
Be Promoted Into a More Prominent Position and Be Paid Much More Money....





"And finally, here's the Break-room. Free coffee and tea, but you have to bring your own sodas."

"So, guess that's the end of the new employee orientation. Welcome to Vox!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 30, 2015 04:01 PM (kdS6q)

143 I know a guy what can make fire without matches and cook nice things over it.
In case of power loss, you know.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


Who?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2015 04:01 PM (om5+S)

144 >>>Insane Clown GOP



Posted by: Six year old political advisor at July 30, 2015 03:53 PM (p/8Bt)<<<

Fucking Constitution... how does it work?

Posted by: Hussein Clown Posse at July 30, 2015 04:01 PM (jARkg)

145 and MooMoo's thinly veiled death threats

Finally went over the edge, did he? Just as well, for every time he made some sense he was spewing bollocks another five times.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 30, 2015 04:01 PM (2l5vw)

146 Max "Palestine Bridge" Fisher?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 30, 2015 04:01 PM (oVJmc)

147 Will, no doubt ghey, was probably frcking his boss Wenner, who left his two kids and wife for a ghey lover in NYC.



His next assignment? GQ, where he belongs.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 30, 2015 04:02 PM (0FSuD)

148 Wake up! Read Jared Taylor's message to Ace and the rest of you cuckservatives:

No thanks, troll.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2015 04:04 PM (OSs/l)

149 So he is now in the Democratic Party farm league? He has the credentials to be running shortly for public office.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 30, 2015 04:04 PM (OLNwX)

150
I know a guy what can make fire without matches and cook nice things over it.
In case of power loss, you know.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


Who?


Me, silly.

So the thing that people have to know from the great unofficial HQ Gettysburg jaunt is that Eris gave the individual components of The Rack names.

They are now officially Lefty and Scamp. As in, "which way do we turn?". "Scampward".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2015 04:04 PM (JtwS4)

151 I am now mentioning this before the Western Hemisphere plunges into darkness due to some mysterious power loss.

https://twitter.com/pep_az/status/625639573419233280

Posted by: alexthechick - Team Joker Money Pile Being Hit By SMOD at July 30, 2015 03:50 PM (mf5H



That looks like a good way to blow out a knee.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 30, 2015 04:05 PM (q20+R)

152 Milo's point - the cuck controversy is virtue signalling by mainstream R's playing the Left's game of shaming and ostracism. And the more they rage, the more the criticism strikes home.

Pretty much covers it for me. Gabe's not interested in debating, he's interested in silencing CrimeThought. And it just reinforces the perception that R's are so cowed by the mere accusation of racism that they have indeed been cuck'd.

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at July 30, 2015 04:05 PM (1WeJL)

153 @148

Wait, trolls now post "messages to ace"? A new low. Why not just post a message dumb shit?

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 30, 2015 04:05 PM (0FSuD)

154 Jared Taylor

He has questioned the capacity of blacks to live successfully in a civilized society. In an article on the chaos in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina, Taylor wrote "when blacks are left entirely to their own devices, Western Civilization any kind of civilization disappears. And in a crisis, civilization disappears overnight. " Taylor believes in a general correlation between race and intelligence, where blacks are generally less intelligent than whites, and whites are generally less intelligent than East Asians, as expressed in the controversial book The Bell Curve.


Yea, I'll pass

Posted by: wrg500 at July 30, 2015 04:06 PM (C278+)

155 107 I'd sue Jackie too. I'd grab it's motherfucking leg and drag it to court.
Posted by: X at July 30, 2015 03:50 PM (xGNLA)
--------------
I would too.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 30, 2015 04:06 PM (cN9Sk)

156 Me, silly.

So the thing that people have to know from the great unofficial HQ Gettysburg jaunt is that Eris gave the individual components of The Rack names.

They are now officially Lefty and Scamp. As in, "which way do we turn?". "Scampward".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2015 04:04 PM (JtwS4)



Best part is I still don't know which way to turn.

Other than North, of course.

Posted by: alexthechick - Team Joker Money Pile Being Hit By SMOD at July 30, 2015 04:07 PM (mf5HN)

157 25 Or else there's some legal reason to send him packing. My guess is that RS's lawyers are in full-tilt crisis mode at this point.


Shooting heroin in the eye balls mode?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2015 03:

No.
But I once stayed at Holiday Inn Express

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 30, 2015 04:07 PM (OLNwX)

158 Speaking of orthopedic surgeon's dreams come true, if I spin 180 in my chair right now, this is what I see:
https://youtu.be/aaRWG23Unt4

Posted by: Country Singer at July 30, 2015 04:00 PM (8hctH)

Yoiks. Just looking at the 250 foot tower gives me the heebie jeebies.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 30, 2015 04:07 PM (2Ojst)

159 That looks like a good way to blow out a knee.


Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod at July 30, 2015 04:05 PM (q20+R)

Yep. I use to press 1500 till my broken knee cap said na da. Now I can barely get out of bed.

When you are young, you do stupid things.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 30, 2015 04:08 PM (0FSuD)

160 Moo Moo was engaging in veiled death threats? Against whom?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2015 04:08 PM (OSs/l)

161 I'm just thinking its hysterical a site called throwflame dot com exists

Posted by: Bigby's Floating Finger Sausage at July 30, 2015 04:10 PM (3ZtZW)

162 133 Between the stormfront troll and MooMoo's thinly veiled death threats the ban hammer must be getting mighty thirsty.
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 30, 2015 03:59 PM (zauWW

Cow Pie Boi banned?

I missed it. Damn Job!!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 30, 2015 04:10 PM (OLNwX)

163 Posted by: Insomniac at July 30, 2015 04:07 PM (2Ojst)



It's all just fun and games until some poor trainee gets a gust of wind from the wrong direction and ends up tangled up and dangling from the tower about half way down.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 30, 2015 04:10 PM (8hctH)

164 Man, sometimes your perspicuity sure is perspicacious.

Posted by: bour3 at July 30, 2015 04:10 PM (5x3+2)

165
The Wash Post allowed the head of PP to do a long op-ed. (natch)

Will they allow the videomakers to do the same? (natch not)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2015 04:11 PM (ODxAs)

166 Death threats from moo moo?


Honestly, that doesn't sound like him.

Posted by: Bigby's Floating Finger Sausage at July 30, 2015 04:12 PM (3ZtZW)

167 and MooMoo's thinly veiled death threats


My Dear Fellow,

We of the Top .0000000000000000001 Percent do not make death threats.

Should you make too much of a nuisance of yourself,

you will awaken one day to find yourself distributed throughout several cases of dog food.

Good Day!

Posted by: naturalfake, Internet Zillionaire at July 30, 2015 04:12 PM (0cMkb)

168
165
The Wash Post allowed the head of PP to do a long op-ed. (natch)

Will they allow the videomakers to do the same? (natch not)

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 30, 2015 04:11 PM (ODxAs)




Waah! Those meanies tricked us into thinking they were cool with baby murder and organ harvesting like we are!

Posted by: Buzzion at July 30, 2015 04:14 PM (z/Ubi)

169 Yea, I'll pass

Posted by: wrg500 at July 30, 2015 04:06 PM (C278+)



Ditto.

Posted by: naturalfake, Internet Zillionaire at July 30, 2015 04:14 PM (0cMkb)

170 *YAWN*

**lip smacking**

**scratching**

gotta get coffee

Posted by: Bigby's Floating Finger Sausage at July 30, 2015 04:16 PM (3ZtZW)

171 Posted by: naturalfake, Internet Zillionaire at July 30, 2015 04:12 PM (0cMkb)

That sounds like a sock actually. He can certainly be pretentious but I don't think even Moo Moo would say "We at the.0000000000000000001 Percent...." unless he's trying to yank chains as usual,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2015 04:16 PM (OSs/l)

172 51 Cleanup on Aisle 27, please.

Posted by: Furious George at July 30, 2015 03:31 PM (UlJ3l)


I'll get the power washer....
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Back-to-School Sale on Lunchboxes, Accusations at the Outrage Outlet! at July 30, 2015 03:34 PM (hLRSq)


Orbital nuke. Just to be sure

Posted by: Ripley at July 30, 2015 04:16 PM (JOG+K)

173
Ditto.

Posted by: naturalfake, Internet Zillionaire at July 30, 2015 04:14 PM (0cMkb)

That will not end well.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 30, 2015 04:17 PM (OLNwX)

174 166 Death threats from moo moo?


Honestly, that doesn't sound like him.
Posted by: Bigby's Floating Finger Sausage at July 30, 2015 04:12 PM (3ZtZW)
---------------
No, it doesn't.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 30, 2015 04:17 PM (cN9Sk)

175 Why does the name "cuckservative" get under your skin so much?


----

Because, quite frankly, it's stupid. And it sounds ridiculous when spoken. It seems very...leftist.

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at July 30, 2015 04:17 PM (zgu4V)

176 One final thought re: cuck/racism then back to work:

Ace recently said a great deal of his concern about perceived racism on the right was not "pandering" to the minority groups in question but rather to reassure white voters who might not vote R because of the racist perception. Blacks themselves may not be that persuadable, but the white voters who think we stigmatize blacks are.

I said that I don't think white voters who are disinclined to vote R because "racist" are winnable votes. I think any attempt to play identity politics by the right, directly or indirectly, is fatally flawed. We need to stop apologizing for being predominantly white - not in the "white power" sense but in the "what's wrong with that" sense. Point out that the Left's identity politics created today's D.C., Detroit, Baltimore, St. Louis, New Orleans, etc... Point out that WASP culture is nothing to be ashamed of - that it wasn't built on exploitation - blow up the crit theory myth,

If that doesn't sell, we're looking at endgame and secession anyway. We're not going to placate and pander our way into acceptance when the other side is about revenge and domination.

And we're alienating a lot of potential supporters who hurt establishment feelings and trip overly-sensitive "racist" meters. I don't want outright blood and soil types in my party, third or otherwise, but there's an immense grey area between AmRen and John Darbyshire/Pete Brimelow/Taki/VDare and Gabe Malor, and Gabe's side is cutting off our nose to spite our face with its squeamishness and moral preening.

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at July 30, 2015 04:18 PM (1WeJL)

177 I read that Amanda Marcotte article on why she hates babies. That is a seriously sick woman and I hoped she winds up alone and abandoned in a nursing home for the end of her life, for many years.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 30, 2015 04:18 PM (Lqy/e)

178 You know the world sucks when *this* is a lighthearted thread. The last couple months seem like one blow after another (on the national level, personal is at least a little better) and there doesn't look like much chance of that letting up anytime soon. I have kids. I don't actually *want* it all to burn, but I just don't wee how it won't without a sovereign miracle. And G-d knows that it would just be His grace at that point as the last couple of weeks have proved.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 30, 2015 04:19 PM (GDulk)

179 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2015 04:16 PM (OSs/l)

That was me trying to make with the funny by glomming onto the "super rich meme" as an Internet Zillionaire.

apparently, I failed.

Posted by: naturalfake, Internet Zillionaire at July 30, 2015 04:19 PM (0cMkb)

180 166
Death threats from moo moo?





Honestly, that doesn't sound like him.

Posted by: Bigby's Floating Finger Sausage at July 30, 2015 04:12 PM (3ZtZW)

Yeah, moo moo is a lot of things, but he would threaten anyone.

He'd mention his man servant would come over and kill you.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 30, 2015 04:19 PM (0FSuD)

181 He can certainly be pretentious but I don't think even Moo Moo would say "We at the.0000000000000000001 Percent...."


Wouldn't that list only include Soros and Buffet?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2015 04:19 PM (om5+S)

182 Guys, you guuuuuuuyyyyssss,

Were you running around in little circles when you posted this?

Posted by: DaveA at July 30, 2015 04:19 PM (DL2i+)

183 Why does the name "cuckservative" get under your skin so much?

Actually, it just makes me laugh. It's ludicrous. It sounds like some4thing 12 year old boys make up and laugh at-along with fart noises.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2015 04:19 PM (OSs/l)

184
The cuckservative thing is more of a Twitter thing. Some people on Twitter got swarmed by those racists. The left has already penned a few articles trying tolump them in with the GOP.
It's not a huge dust up, but not tiny either. Fortunately we have not had to deal with them much here.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 30, 2015 04:20 PM (jtStN)

185 >>I read that Amanda Marcotte article on why she hates babies

Link? Is it recent or a classic?

Posted by: Geraldo Rivera at July 30, 2015 04:20 PM (NOIQH)

186 "Because, quite frankly, it's stupid. And it sounds ridiculous when spoken. It seems very...leftist. "

Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at July 30, 2015 04:17 PM (zgu4V)


That's a sound reason.

At least it's not that bullshit Gabe tried to pass off yesterday about the origin of the word "cuckold". How he ever came up with it being racist is beyond me.

Posted by: jwest at July 30, 2015 04:20 PM (P/xrJ)

187 "What is this phenomena where people fail up?"

The Peter Principle: "Everything rises to its own level of incompetency."

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 30, 2015 04:20 PM (Ta3hG)

188 I guess you guys had the discussion in the dedicated thread that I missed but I thought cuckold was just the latest porn fetish. Defined as allowing another man to sleep with the wife. I have not seen it as a racial term. Thought it arose from the actions of some bird in nature. But what do I know.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 30, 2015 04:20 PM (p/8Bt)

189 You'll love this. Local paper has a Black columnist complaining about a tweet from the GOP chairman.



http://tinyurl.com/psupmla



He fails to mention the Chairman that tweeted this is BLACK.



Wonder why??

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 30, 2015 04:21 PM (0FSuD)

190 Much like Bob Dole, my derringer has a thingy that goes up too!

Posted by: Killerdog at July 30, 2015 04:22 PM (oBJPd)

191 **slurp-p-p**

Ah!

Frankly, the whole problem with White Power honkeys is a matter of Style.

If they'd adopt the mannerisms of the British Empire, say the Raj, and walked about in Pith helmets and khaki swag rather than the bully-boy skinhead look adapted from the Jamaican immigrants to a debased England, then *perhaps* I'd find it all a bit more entertaining and refreshing.

Posted by: Bigby's Floating Finger Sausage at July 30, 2015 04:22 PM (3ZtZW)

192 I read that Amanda Marcotte article on why she hates babies. That is a seriously sick woman and I hoped she winds up alone and abandoned in a nursing home for the end of her life, for many years.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 30, 2015 04:18 PM (Lqy/e)


Don't worry, we'll be keeping her company.

Posted by: several dozen cats at July 30, 2015 04:22 PM (Ta3hG)

193 It sounds like some4thing 12 year old boys make up and laugh at-along with fart noises.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2015 04:19 PM (OSs/l)


doesn't it just?

I am also thinking back to the band nerds who giggled everytime measure '69' came up.

Posted by: Lea at July 30, 2015 04:23 PM (lIU4e)

194 Rolling Stone...Woohoo! Their so far out man!

Their in depth reporting and photos are the coolest, grooviest far out stuff for us of the hip generation.

Well, that was a loooooog time ago and I am dead now.
Anyone got mustard for my ham sandwich?

Posted by: Zombie Mama Cass at July 30, 2015 04:23 PM (D0NZx)

195 I read that Amanda Marcotte article on why she hates babies. That is a seriously sick woman and I hoped she winds up alone and abandoned in a nursing home for the end of her life, for many years.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 30, 2015 04:18 PM (Lqy/e)

She has her gay husband, but that's about it.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 30, 2015 04:23 PM (2Ojst)

196 At least it's not that bullshit Gabe tried to pass off yesterday about the origin of the word "cuckold". How he ever came up with it being racist is beyond me.

Posted by: jwest at July 30, 2015 04:20 PM (P/xrJ)

No offense AoS attorneys.
But Gabe is an attorney, he can argue both sides out of his mouth. He can take a position and argue it with or without belief.

Other things will be left unsaid, unwritten.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 30, 2015 04:23 PM (OLNwX)

197 Oh how I wish I was a headline writer for a major MSM outlet. Today's top headline would be

Racist Liberals Care More About the Fate of One Animal than the Lives of 13 Million Black Zimbabwean Humans Ruined by Socialist Policies.

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2015 04:24 PM (jBuUi)

198 Polliwog the 'Ette, many of us don't want it to burn. Unfortunately I think it's going to happen no matter what now. The average American is comfortably numb and the left has grown so powerful they have dropped the mask of "helping others".

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 30, 2015 04:25 PM (jtStN)

199
At least it's not that bullshit Gabe tried to pass off yesterday about the origin of the word "cuckold". How he ever came up with it being racist is beyond me.

Because you're a moron. He didn't do that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2015 04:25 PM (JtwS4)

200 Thought it arose from the actions of some bird in nature. But what do I know.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 30, 2015 04:20 PM (p/8Bt)



The cuckoo lays it's eggs in other birds nests. where once hatched the young cuckoos push the parent bird's own young out and then are raised unknowingly by the parent bird's as their own offspring.

Posted by: naturalfake, Internet Zillionaire at July 30, 2015 04:25 PM (0cMkb)

201 Moo Moo making death threats?

"Just to piss you socons off, I'm going to knock up my wife and she's gonna wait until she's about ready to deliver the gob of cells and then we're going to go to Planned Parenthood and sell the 'baby's" organs - not because I need the money, I'm richer than shit - but because I know it would piss you primitive Jebus lovers off so much if I "killed" my "son" or "daughter." I'll even take pictures of its' heart or lungs myself and send them to you! That'll be my revenge on all of you stupid Akin/Palin lovers! It would serve you right if we "killed" our own "kid." How'd you like that, Christianist nutbags?"

Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at July 30, 2015 04:26 PM (u0lmX)

202 #WeAreCecil

Posted by: Jen Psocki at July 30, 2015 04:26 PM (Dwehj)

203 So the thing that people have to know from the great unofficial HQ
Gettysburg jaunt is that Eris gave the individual components of The Rack
names.



They are now officially Lefty and Scamp. As in, "which way do we turn?". "Scampward".



Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2015 04:04 PM


One of these days I'm going to have to get to the infamous NoVaMoMee.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 30, 2015 04:27 PM (QiBX8)

204 If Democrats suck, this post will disappear.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 30, 2015 04:27 PM (Iz401)

205 I'm printing up a new line of bumper-stickers:

My Dentist Killed Your Lion

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2015 04:27 PM (jBuUi)

206 Party members fail up. Some things never change...

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 30, 2015 04:28 PM (jtStN)

207 >>It would serve you right if we "killed" our own "kid." How'd you like that, Christianist nutbags?"

Wow.

Moo moo has said some really inflammatory things during various abortion threads but that one takes the cake.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2015 04:28 PM (NOIQH)

208 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 30, 2015 04:25 PM (jtStN)

This. Those with "the Will to Power" are in charge. They will not leave any choice but to submit or actively resist (and take a chance on suffering if there is no back-up, which there never is at the beginning).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 30, 2015 04:28 PM (GDulk)

209 Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at July 30, 2015 04:26 PM (u0lmX)


If it's not obvious yet, he's pushing buttons for the lolz. AKA trolling.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 30, 2015 04:28 PM (3edTg)

210 201. Donna, that doesn't sound like Moo to me.

Posted by: Mindy at July 30, 2015 04:28 PM (dg8OI)

211 True Detective: This guy seriously injured a couple of people then fled the state. An arrest warrant was issued with a $25,000 cash only bond. The local newspaper fvcked up and printed that there was a $25,000 reward. Defendant and his buddies concoct a scheme. They turn him in, get the reward, keep half and use the other half to bond him out. Only one slight problem, there never was a $25,000 reward.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 30, 2015 04:29 PM (xQfd7)

212 Next sticker to be released:

Charismatic Megafauna Are More Important Than People

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2015 04:29 PM (jBuUi)

213 195 I read that Amanda Marcotte article on why she hates babies. That is a seriously sick woman and I hoped she winds up alone and abandoned in a nursing home for the end of her life, for many years.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 30, 2015 04:18 PM (Lqy/e)

Give her credit for being more honest than most abortion lovers are. They hide behind bullshit words like "women's healthcare."

Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at July 30, 2015 04:29 PM (u0lmX)

214 Dammit. Looks like I'm not on a banned IP anymore.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 30, 2015 04:29 PM (Iz401)

215 Next:

My Dad Went to Africa and All I Got Was This Lion-Skin Rug

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2015 04:30 PM (jBuUi)

216 Honestly, that doesn't sound like him.

I'm totally unpredictable. The damned socons send me into fits of purple rage.

Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at July 30, 2015 04:30 PM (Dwehj)

217 210 201. Donna, that doesn't sound like Moo to me.
Posted by: Mindy at July 30, 2015 04:28 PM (dg8OI)

He's all pro-abortion and anti-Christian, isn't he? And he hates socons with a passion.

Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at July 30, 2015 04:30 PM (u0lmX)

218 Posted by: Mindy at July 30, 2015 04:28 PM (dg8OI)

Me either and if it was recent it would be posted by HUCK/AKIN 2016.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 30, 2015 04:30 PM (p/8Bt)

219 I wish I could lie and destroy some stranger's life for 6-7 figures.

Posted by: Grimaldi at July 30, 2015 04:31 PM (qM0ek)

220 If they'd adopt the mannerisms of the British Empire, say the Raj, and walked about in Pith helmets and khaki swag rather than the bully-boy skinhead look adapted from the Jamaican immigrants to a debased England, then *perhaps* I'd find it all a bit more entertaining and refreshing.

Posted by: Bigby's Floating Finger Sausage at July 30, 2015 04:22 PM (3ZtZW)


An excellent idea. And don't forget the pince nez eyewear, or at least a monocle.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 30, 2015 04:31 PM (Ta3hG)

221 Defendant and his buddies concoct a scheme. They turn him in, get the reward, keep half and use the other half to bond him out. Only one slight problem, there never was a $25,000 reward.



Priceless.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2015 04:31 PM (om5+S)

222 "Be Promoted Into a More Prominent Position and Be Paid Much More Money..."
------------

In many ways, this is the story of Barack Obama.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 04:31 PM (9mTYi)

223 http://preview.tinyurl.com/och2uln

Raaaacist! reporterette

Posted by: OK, Thanks, Bye at July 30, 2015 04:31 PM (ucB75)

224 Speaking of rewarding failure, Obama just appointed former Atlanta Trans chief and former MBTA chief Beverly Scott to join the NTSB at 150k per year. Scott is an idiot's idiot, fired from both the Atlanta and Boston posts for gross incompetence. Obama is a longtime friend and "admirer" of Beverly Scott.

Google some of her idiotic press conferences relating to MBTA shutdowns during the snowy months of 2014-15.

Posted by: Concerned Citizen at July 30, 2015 04:31 PM (jLStj)

225 Moo moo has said some really inflammatory things during various abortion threads but that one takes the cake.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2015 04:28 PM (NOIQH)

Wait a second.

He didn't say that.

I was parodying him.

I should have put on a sock to make it clear.

Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at July 30, 2015 04:32 PM (u0lmX)

226 217 210 201. Donna, that doesn't sound like Moo to me.
Posted by: Mindy at July 30, 2015 04:28 PM (dg8OI)

He's all pro-abortion and anti-Christian, isn't he? And he hates socons with a passion.
Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at July 30, 2015 04:30 PM (u0lmX)

Yes, yes and yes.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 30, 2015 04:33 PM (2Ojst)

227 He's all pro-abortion and anti-Christian, isn't he? And he hates socons with a passion.


what you quote sounds more like someone's version of what moomoo is their head.

Posted by: X at July 30, 2015 04:33 PM (xGNLA)

228 >>I was parodying him.

Ah, OK. Maybe a little too on the nose?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2015 04:33 PM (NOIQH)

229 "I said that I don't think white voters who are disinclined to vote R because "racist" are winnable votes. I think any attempt to play identity politics by the right, directly or indirectly, is fatally flawed. "

Posted by: SocietyIs2Blame at July 30, 2015 04:18 PM (1WeJL)


This is exactly wrong.

Conservatives need to dive into identity politics with both feet. Just as the party came together overnight and uniformly started calling it the "democrat party" instead of "democratic party", we need to link the word "racist" with liberals.

This is easy to do and easily understood by the masses.

Concentrate on two points - Social Security and Education.

For SS, hammer on the point that Ronald Reagan and all conservatives wanted to change the system so that people would own their account. Black men die sooner than white women, so the money they paid in over the years is paid out after their early deaths to white women instead of being inherited by their families, thus keeping blacks in poverty.

On education, emphasis that in inner cities, more is spent on each child per year than the best private schools cost, but only one in five kids graduate. Because democrats are owned by the teacher's unions, performance isn't a factor. Vouchers would put the black parents in control, but democrats believe blacks would use the money for liquor and drugs.

Never use the word "liberal" alone. Always link it to "racist".

Posted by: jwest at July 30, 2015 04:33 PM (P/xrJ)

230 "Speaking of rewarding failure, Obama just appointed former Atlanta Trans
chief and former MBTA chief Beverly Scott to join the NTSB at 150k per
year. Scott is an idiot's idiot, fired from both the Atlanta and Boston
posts for gross incompetence. Obama is a longtime friend and "admirer"
of Beverly Scott."

Forgot mention, Beverly Scott has a PHD from Howard University. What a shock that is.

Posted by: Concerned Citizen at July 30, 2015 04:34 PM (jLStj)

231 oh, it was your head.

Posted by: X at July 30, 2015 04:34 PM (xGNLA)

232 No, I really think that's someone socking Moo Moo in a particularly flagrant way. He think sChristians are dopes and doesn't like solons but I don't think Moo Moo would go that far.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2015 04:34 PM (OSs/l)

233 Next:

The Pig I Murdered For This Morning's Bacon Wasn't as Cute as Cecil so Fuck You for Calling Me a Hypocrite

Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2015 04:34 PM (jBuUi)

234 I was so mad once that I drove my Lamborghini like a berserker until the tires fell off.

Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at July 30, 2015 04:34 PM (Dwehj)

235 The Peter Principle: "{s] Everything rises to its own level of incompetency Your peter rises on it's own when rubbed behind the ears."

Sort of like sweater puppies are happy when you rub their little noses.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 30, 2015 04:34 PM (VPLuQ)

236 He could always go to work at the White House.

Posted by: pj at July 30, 2015 04:35 PM (cHuNI)

237 Let me make it clear: Moo didn't write 201, I did to parody his stance.

Moo says enough objectionable things - I purposely took it to an extreme.

But I don't want that thrown back at him because it he didn't say it.

Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at July 30, 2015 04:35 PM (u0lmX)

238
How long before Catherine Herridge of Fox News exposes the Obama Administration for pressuring Zimbabwe into requesting extradition for the lion killer dentist? For non political purposes of course, and justice for Cecil and his immediate family.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at July 30, 2015 04:36 PM (OiFtZ)

239 Mark Steyn points out that Bernie Sanders is now more restrictive on illegal immigration than the GOP.

http://bit.ly/1I5nARx

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at July 30, 2015 04:36 PM (LISuA)

240 That doesn't sound like Moo Moo --- unless he's just trying to yank chains, pretending to be even worse than he is. IOW, reads like a sock or autosock.
Bad taste jokery maybe, but banning?
Bah.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 30, 2015 04:36 PM (cN9Sk)

241 Obama is a longtime friend and "admirer" of Beverly Scott.

He can spot the incompetent and stupid like nobody else.

Posted by: dantesed at July 30, 2015 04:36 PM (88xKn)

242 Also I kinda want to use that. The machine. Not Tebow. That last sentence may be a lie.

Posted by: alexthechick - Team Joker Money Pile Being Hit By SMOD at July 30, 2015 03:56 PM (mf5HN)


You just have to figure out a way to use both at the same time. Possibly while playing with the flame thrower.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 30, 2015 04:37 PM (10ydV)

243 Cecil is the homosexual of the animal kingdom. Cattle are the heterosexuals.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 30, 2015 04:37 PM (p/8Bt)

244 >>>225 Moo moo has said some really inflammatory things during various abortion threads but that one takes the cake.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 30, 2015 04:28 PM (NOIQH)

Wait a second.

He didn't say that.

I was parodying him.

I should have put on a sock to make it clear.
Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at July 30, 2015 04:32 PM (u0lmX)
---
Oh. That explains it. Now I get it.

Posted by: Mindy is less confused at July 30, 2015 04:38 PM (dg8OI)

245 Beverly Scott is a victim of white privilege and the crusades.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 30, 2015 04:38 PM (HstNY)

246 237 Let me make it clear: Moo didn't write 201, I did to parody his stance.

Moo says enough objectionable things - I purposely took it to an extreme.

But I don't want that thrown back at him because it he didn't say it.

Posted by: Donna V


nice. because it looked like you were trying to support the earlier assertion that he made death threats. which you were when I reread what you wrote.

Posted by: X at July 30, 2015 04:38 PM (xGNLA)

247 My bad. Went back and looked at the Moo comments in the Cecil thread and they are not as threatening as I thought. It was the other troll that was pumping up the threat level.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 30, 2015 04:38 PM (zauWW)

248 Anyone got mustard for my ham sandwich?
Posted by: Zombie Mama Cass at July 30, 2015 04:23 PM (D0NZx)

Ya know, you fatty fat fatso, if you had given me half of that sandwich we'd both be alive today.

Posted by: Zombie Karen Carpenter at July 30, 2015 04:38 PM (JOG+K)

249 missed this earlier

Republican Senators Mark Kirk And Susan Collins Say They Will OPPOSE Bill to Defund Planned Parenthood

oh, well
now we know at least two of them

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 30, 2015 04:39 PM (qCMvj)

250 233 Next:

The Pig I Murdered For This Morning's Bacon Wasn't as Cute as Cecil so Fuck You for Calling Me a Hypocrite
Posted by: zombie at July 30, 2015 04:34 PM (jBuUi)

-----

Nailed it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 30, 2015 04:39 PM (Xa4vS)

251 96
Guys, you guuuuuuuyyyyssss, lookie what I found!



http://t.co/8D4JfltORj



I am mentioning this for no reason whatsoever.

*
*
I know a wasps' nest that I could use that on!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 30, 2015 04:39 PM (T/B5D)

252 >>> Moo moo has said some really inflammatory things during various abortion threads but that one takes the cake.


Its nasty and inflammatory. Don't see it as banworthy, nor as a death threat in the sense of a known, targeted threat. I do see it very much as him finally snapping. He'd built up a lot of ill-will and tried to gamely proceed as a commenter but the shit just kept rolling on him, day after day.

Posted by: Bigby's Floating Finger Sausage at July 30, 2015 04:40 PM (3ZtZW)

253 Republican Senators Mark Kirk And Susan Collins Say They Will OPPOSE Bill to Defund Planned Parenthood


WE NEED THOSE SEATS! DON'T LET THE PERFECT BE THE ENEMY OF HARVESTING BABY PARTS!

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 30, 2015 04:41 PM (j2FM9)

254 Never use the word "liberal" alone. Always link it to "racist".
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Really jwest? You want to call liberals "racist"? That's your plan? Maybe next you should attack Hillary for her "white privilege." That will show em!

Posted by: tyler draper at July 30, 2015 04:41 PM (G685q)

255 It's from 2014. I haven't read anything of hers but this is truly demented and sick:

http://bit.ly/1IO1lDn

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 30, 2015 04:42 PM (Lqy/e)

256 He can spot the incompetent and stupid like nobody else.
Posted by: dantesed
------------------------------

You're talking about us, aren't you?

Chuck Hagel
Mel Watt
Anthony Foxx
Gina McCarthy
John Kerry
Marie Harf
Jan Psaki
Susanne Rice
Congressional Black Caucus
American voters

Posted by: The Confederacy of Dunces at July 30, 2015 04:42 PM (9mTYi)

257 Next sticker to be released:


SOYLENT YELLOW IS LION! ITS LIONS!!1!

Posted by: Bigby's Floating Finger Sausage at July 30, 2015 04:42 PM (3ZtZW)

258 Marcotte:

"No matter how flexible you make my work schedule, my entire life would be overturned by a baby. I like my life how it is, with my ability to do what I want when I want without having to arrange for a babysitter. I like being able to watch True Detective right now and not wait until baby is in bed."

Now that's the voice of a serious woman who has her priorities!

She puts her priorities up against what she calls "the fate of a lentil-sized, brainless embryo that has half a chance of dying on its own anyway."

Gosh, it is such a mystery how anyone could hack up a living baby, remove its internal organs, and sell them to companies for experiment.

Posted by: Feh at July 30, 2015 04:42 PM (EUPoD)

259 Well *250 is a little long to put on a bumper sticker, aside from the fact that leftists don't actually kill pigs. They just buy nitrate free bacon. I thought some of the other bumper stickers were good though.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2015 04:42 PM (OSs/l)

260 These fuckers never pay a price. And so their behavior will continue. But if a Republican so much as raises an eyebrow at the wrong time he will be hounded from public life.
This shit has got to end. Life is a two way fucking street and the left needs to be instructed in that fact. Good and hard.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 30, 2015 04:42 PM (ApSpw)

261 I know a wasps' nest that I could use that on!



Spray can of Brake cleaner.
Killz 'em dead on contact.

"No Step". They don't even take a step.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2015 04:42 PM (om5+S)

262 Rolling Stone Editor Who Oversaw Jackie's Rape Hoax Story to Step
Down, Be Promoted Into a More Prominent Position and Be Paid Much More
Money

Wait.....what?

Posted by: Brian Williams at July 30, 2015 04:43 PM (BjKDP)

263 The funny thing is that Ted Cruz will face more problems from the GOP for his intemperate remarks than any senator who votes for the genocide profit operation.

That's how you know it's a sick animal that has to die.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 30, 2015 04:44 PM (j2FM9)

264 Ya know, you fatty fat fatso, if you had given me half of that sandwich we'd both be alive today.
Posted by: Zombie Karen Carpenter
--------------

He gave it to me, you scrawny whiner.

Posted by: Momma Cass at July 30, 2015 04:44 PM (9mTYi)

265
Have no worry about Cecil's legacy American's. I consumed Cecil's testicles fried in peanut oil to improve my manly manliness, and to convince a few of my many wives to ride my Love Stick in honor of Cecil.

Posted by: Robert Mugabe, Zimbabwe President at July 30, 2015 04:44 PM (OiFtZ)

266
I say we start a GoFundMe to raise $1,600 and buy alex the flamethrower.

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 30, 2015 04:44 PM (JtwS4)

267 http://tinyurl.com/os3aae8

This would be good as a bumper sticker if you could get permission from the cartoonist:

http://tinyurl.com/os3aae8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2015 04:45 PM (OSs/l)

268 No more boom boom for Cecil.

Posted by: eleven at July 30, 2015 04:45 PM (MDgS8)

269 237 Let me make it clear: Moo didn't write 201, I did to parody his stance.

Moo says enough objectionable things - I purposely took it to an extreme.

But I don't want that thrown back at him because it he didn't say it.

Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands

Sort of like Sarah Palin seeing Alaska from her home?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 30, 2015 04:46 PM (OLNwX)

270 Wait a fucking second... Amanda Marcotte is WHITE?!?!?!?!

Jared Taylor, save me!

Posted by: Feh at July 30, 2015 04:46 PM (EUPoD)

271 OT-What happens to CMP if they just to refuse to follow the CA judge's order and continue to post more videos of PP?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2015 04:47 PM (OSs/l)

272
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Bandersnatch
-----------------------

*dons asbestos Nomex suit*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 04:47 PM (9mTYi)

273 >> Moo says enough objectionable things - I purposely took it to an extreme.


OK thanks

Posted by: Bigby's Floating Finger Sausage at July 30, 2015 04:47 PM (3ZtZW)

274 Posted by: X at July 30, 2015 04:38 PM (xGNLA)

I didn't see the thread where Moo made anything that could be construed as a death threat. I saw someone said he did and thought "what sort of really outrageous death threat would Moo make if he really wanted to p.o . pro-lifers?" Then I wrote my parody comment, which was written more in bitterness than humor, because I've read too many comments from pro-aborts defending PP and it's put me in a despairing mood.
Like I said, that's a lesson to always use a sock, instead simply making up a quote.

Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at July 30, 2015 04:47 PM (u0lmX)

275 Crap. Saved by auto-close, again.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 04:48 PM (9mTYi)

276 Check this out. This is Obama's latest hire who is going to be investigating transporation mishaps. The brilliant, incredible Beverly Scott appointed to run the mbta by Governor Deval Patrick. Obama is a close friend and "admirer" of both Beverly Scott and Deval.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snjcWj8_usY

Posted by: Concerned Citizen at July 30, 2015 04:48 PM (jLStj)

277 nood.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 30, 2015 04:49 PM (om5+S)

278 I saw Twisted Sister open up for the Rolling Stones at the Cotton Bowl in 1982.

Posted by: Texxas Jam at July 30, 2015 04:49 PM (yn6XZ)

279
201 That's not the real moo, but people here are so eager to Emmanuel Goldstein him they'll say and believe any negative thing about him they can come up with.
Pathetic. On Wednesdays we wear pink.

Posted by: MAx at July 30, 2015 04:49 PM (LAliD)

280 I probably write a note to the NY Post which leans to the right. One of todays headline was about Cecil the lion but a s far as I know they haven't had any front page headlines on Planed Parenthood videos.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2015 04:50 PM (OSs/l)

281 75

I know that one always had them rolling in the aisles whenever Francois would blurt it out!

Posted by: Galiani at July 30, 2015 04:50 PM (fUjxW)

282 Uhhh-a number of us commented that we thought it was a sock and not Moo Moo and then Donna said she was socking him.. Clam down, MAx

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2015 04:52 PM (OSs/l)

283 Posted by: MAx at July 30, 2015 04:49 PM (LAliD)

Good thing it's Thursday then, isn't it?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 30, 2015 04:53 PM (GDulk)

284 Donna, I'm with ya on the mood. This whole situation, and the fact that the uproar hasn't spilled over into the general population, is sickening.

Posted by: Mindy is less confused at July 30, 2015 04:54 PM (dg8OI)

285 Good thing it's Thursday then, isn't it?

LOL; What color are we supposed to have worn today? ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 30, 2015 04:55 PM (OSs/l)

286 This is Obama's latest hire who is going to be investigating transporation mishaps. The brilliant, incredible Beverly Scott appointed to run the mbta by Governor Deval Patrick.
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Yeah..., she is available because she resigned from the MTBA, being unable to whip into shape, in spite of hundreds of MILLIONS in Fed grants, never mind operating revenues.

Also...., somehow, it seems tha Sec. of Trans. Anthony Watt should be the one dealing with this. The problem? Foxx has never spent a single day in any association with any element of transportation..., but he DID help raise a $10 Million loan to finance the Dem. Nat. Convention in Charlotte.

That loan passed into default..., was never paid. Fraud investigation? Well...., no. You see, the State AG in NC is a Democrat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at July 30, 2015 04:57 PM (9mTYi)

287
Fuck up, move up.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 30, 2015 03:24 PM (2Ojst)







You were in the Army, weren't you?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 30, 2015 05:03 PM (fKmBJ)

288 Was trying to figure out why Marcotte thought babies stayed at that "lentil sized, brainless" stage. Maybe she needs to watch those PP videos? I thought most folks had seen an ultrasound image of a baby by now.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 30, 2015 05:08 PM (Lqy/e)

289 Has it gone so far as demanding more money for white baby parts than black baby parts?

Posted by: Bosk at July 30, 2015 05:38 PM (n2K+4)

290 With the typical inaccuracy we have come to associate with WaPo, the "authorities" have most certainly NOT "determined [the assault] did not occur." What they said what there is no evidence of it, which is all they ever say.

We know through common sense that it was a made-up tale, but "authorities" don't end investigations that way unless they find actual evidence of fraud. Of course, Jackie was smart enough to never file a police report or even a formal complaint with the U. In fact, she never even positively identified the fraternity, only telling Erdely as they walked past one that a friend had told her it was the one (which was also a lie, no friend ever told her that).

Erdely already had her story in mind, planning to cash in on a screenplay of it before her pal from the Obama Administration tipped her to the Jackie tale. She didn't need to check sources because she didn't want another side.

Posted by: Adjoran at July 30, 2015 07:57 PM (QIQ6j)

291 That's what has always cracked me up about the Jared Taylor types. Mama June is welcome. Amanda Marcotte is welcome.

Cecile. Richards. Is. Welcome.

Thomas Sowell? Larry Elder? Walter Williams?

Nah, bro.

"Forget it, Jake: it's Crazytown."

Posted by: The Next First Zek at July 30, 2015 08:59 PM (ybzJi)

292 "289
Has it gone so far as demanding more money for white baby parts than black baby parts?"

Other way around, actually.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at July 30, 2015 09:19 PM (Kucy5)

293 Group of 88 member Cathy Davidson was promoted to the board of the billion-dollar MacArthur Foundation after endorsing the castration without trial of the Duke Lacrosse Three. To Feminists persecuting those whom evidence shows to be innocent carries great prestige.

Anyone can point to a person whose guilt is proven with evidence and say that person is guilty. Feminists disdainfully refer to cases involving evidence as having "perfect victims", the implication being since nobody's perfect evidence should be considered irrelevant to the guilt of the accused.

To a Feminist ANYONE who makes an accusation (any woman actually*) should be considered a victim regardless of evidence, and fighting for a world where conviction without evidence is but one word away takes true courage, the courage of the True Feminist. Though the patriarchy might lash out with phrases like "due process" and attempt to distract with talk of "evidence" the True Feminist keeps the True Faith of the Valenti Law, the supreme law of Feminism:

"I trust women."
-Jessica Valenti, Feminist

To Feminists Social Justice crusaders like Ms. Davidson are real heroes who will battle the patriarchy no matter what. Castrating the falsely accused may be too extreme for some, but not for a True Feminist Hero.

This is how they think; this is who they are. Did anyone at MacFound raise the alarm, or did they drink champagne to celebrate their good fortune at landing a real, live member of the Group of 88? (I hear she won an award ...)


* Amherst's John Doe case shows Feminists believe that if a woman initiates sex with a man while both are drunk the male is a rapist and the woman a victim. Feminists you'll be shocked to learn have a double standard.

Posted by: Piltdown Ghost at July 31, 2015 03:55 PM (mWDMH)

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