Early Morning Thread 7/26/15 [krakatoa]

Sunday. A day off mourning: My smoker died, leaving behind a lovely pork loin, a plump turkey breast, and some fifteen forlorn ribs.

Every dark cloud does have its silver lining: The wife is already on board with the idea of a smoker that is 50% larger.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 06:00 AM

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1 First?

Posted by: Scont at July 26, 2015 06:15 AM (zIY7N)

2 Woohoo!

Posted by: Scont at July 26, 2015 06:15 AM (zIY7N)

3 Homemade, Krak. Go homemade.

Posted by: Chi at July 26, 2015 06:17 AM (3mOji)

4 There are no "firsts." Everyone gets a prize here, because it's hurtful to the sensitivities of others to be branded as losers for not being first.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 26, 2015 06:17 AM (rCmeG)

5 Morning ya'll. wife and I are on vacation down at our beach house for a week, so I've got that going for me. Waiting for the sun to come up, drinking coffee.

Posted by: Bayou City's iPad at July 26, 2015 06:25 AM (LgxQn)

6 Baltimore,
Two dead, five wounded so far this weekend.

Catch the feva'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2015 06:27 AM (VPLuQ)

7
Congress looking to pay for their half trillion dollar Highway bill, by putting the screws to ya'll:

Approving stricter tax compliance measure is one of the few areas of agreement between the House and the Senate when it comes to paying for an extension of transportation funding. The biggest of those proposals would require lenders to give the IRS more information about mortgages to battle inaccurate reporting, force heirs to give more immediate information about inherited assets, and allow the IRS more time to go after certain taxpayers who understate their liability.

The Hill

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2015 06:28 AM (kdS6q)

8 maybe it shouldn't have smoked!

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 26, 2015 06:28 AM (Cq0oW)

9 via Insty I was reading a lot of articles on Moira Greyland, Marion Zimmer Bradley, and Walter Breen. Awful stuff. I never was an MZB fan and I can only imagine how devastated they might - and should - be.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 26, 2015 06:34 AM (Cq0oW)

10 Green hocker choking and a smokin
Smoking in the pygmy twylyte.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a song by Zappa at July 26, 2015 06:37 AM (Ve3ng)

11 Mmmmm, smoked meats.

Morning all!

**sips coffee**

Posted by: Ruth at July 26, 2015 06:41 AM (oo88B)

12
DAY 992

471 to go (544 to Inauguration Day 2017)

Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, mewling mattress myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2015 06:43 AM (St6BJ)

13
Krak, just remember: The smoker you drink, the player you get.

(Let's see if some of older morons get that reference)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2015 06:44 AM (St6BJ)

14
Meanwhile, over at Reason.com, the vile Sheldon Richman would like you to know the following:

There is no Iranian imperialism. Nuclear Israel faces no threat. In the current turmoil it sides with Sunni Arabs, including al-Qaeda affiliates, against Iran, because turmoil serves Israel's interests and Iran is a ready-made bete noire.

Why does Israel need a manufactured threat? Because if Americans knew the truth, they might focus on the Palestinians' plight. Israel and its Lobby cannot have that.

reason.com/archives/2015/07/23/no-compensation-to-israel-for-iran-deal

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2015 06:48 AM (kdS6q)

15
From the sidebar, here's Trump's mistake. He should not even be talking about merit systems or what not. He should be staying on point about the danger of open borders as well as the crime and economic catastrophe it brings. He's going off the message that resonated with everyone. And attacking Walker? I'd have to see why, but he should be attacking the Dems and the phony shill candidates.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2015 06:49 AM (St6BJ)

16 14 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 26, 2015 06:48 AM (kdS6q)

Let me guess; he's a Jew.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2015 06:50 AM (St6BJ)

17 (Let's see if some of older morons get that reference)

Yes, I do. Now TURN DOWN THAT MUSIC!!!

Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2015 06:52 AM (8ikIW)

18 Did I hear 50 % larger smoker?

Posted by: charter choom club member at July 26, 2015 06:53 AM (9HJf4)

19 I used to snicker at the woman who chose to name her daughter Latrina.

And then I realized that all cultures are equal, and we should not look at other customs through the prism of our own cultural experiences.

http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=230066

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2015 06:55 AM (VPLuQ)

20 We don't need the ladies cryin' cause the story's sad

Posted by: teej-tiny print banned at July 26, 2015 07:03 AM (fE9nD)

21 A wood smoker can't die. Get less efficient maybe, but not die.
You gots one of them-thar pellet thingies?

Posted by: MarkY at July 26, 2015 07:05 AM (N6xUR)

22 I'm not a big consumer, but I want to try to buy more Israeli-made products. It's an easy way to register a protest against American Marxism. Besides that, buying American just isn't as attractive to me as it used to be.

I really like my new Israeli-made Fobus holster.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 26, 2015 07:05 AM (YFw5T)

23 If you never mark it classified it isn't classified until someone does mark it classified.
Ok I think I have it Hillery!
Good morning horde.net

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2015 07:05 AM (2baGi)

24 Did I hear 50 % larger smoker?

Posted by: charter choom club member at July 26, 2015 06:53 AM
________

Dennis Hopper indeed left large shoes to fill.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 26, 2015 07:07 AM (x/Hq/)

25
First Loser!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2015 07:11 AM (95CzI)

26 Come to think of it, as a member in good standing of the Let It Fucking Burn camp, I probably should make it a point to try to avoid buying American-made products whenever I can.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 26, 2015 07:12 AM (YFw5T)

27
Back from my week with the Scouts at summer camp and departing for two weeks in points north tomorrow evening.

Who knew some many weeds could grow so fast in one week's time? So today I am their bitch...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 26, 2015 07:14 AM (95CzI)

28
Latrina? Can I introduce her to a nice young man by the name of Turdelle? Hmm, if McConnell were black . . .

Mom taught English in the hood. A brother and sister named Male (pronounced Molly) and FeMale (same) as well as the Anderson twins - Scrub and Scum.

I shit you not.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2015 07:15 AM (St6BJ)

29 6: Cmon Baltimore, you can step it up. No lives matter there.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 26, 2015 07:15 AM (ucDmr)

30
#AntimatterMatters.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2015 07:16 AM (St6BJ)

31 Awfully slow so I'm gonna git before the eye ache starts coming on.

Leofb.

Posted by: teej-tiny print banned at July 26, 2015 07:19 AM (fE9nD)

32 "6: Cmon Baltimore, you can step it up. No lives matter there."

Another interesting trend.

Chicago typically only runs a 18-20% fatality rate on shootings.

Baltimore right now is running upwards of 49% fatal.

Better class of shooters, I guess.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2015 07:20 AM (VPLuQ)

33 I'd have to see why, but he should be attacking the Dems and the phony shill candidates.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2015 06:49 AM

Teh Donald is a combative, cranky old sourpuss of a sumbish. People diss him, he's gonna diss 'em back, regardless of party affiliation.

My guess is that he knows the GOPe is looking for every opportunity to dump on him, and is looking for alternate ways to run. Walker, linke Perry and Prince Reebus's minions, should have figured out that the best course with Trump is to STFU and see where his candidacy leads. The more they whinge about him, the more likely he is to stay in for the long haul.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 26, 2015 07:23 AM (rCmeG)

34 #36
It's called gun control.

Posted by: Skip at July 26, 2015 07:25 AM (2baGi)

35 Morning! And, who you callin' "older", J. J.??

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 26, 2015 07:26 AM (UpGcq)

36 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2015 06:44 AM (St6BJ)

First album I ever bought.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at July 26, 2015 07:27 AM (zwFcC)

37 Good thing they fired the Police Chief. Great move.

Posted by: Weasel at July 26, 2015 07:28 AM (e3bId)

38 Better class of shooters, I guess.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
...........
Chicago style is crouched behind a car.. less accurate, but safer!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 26, 2015 07:28 AM (UpGcq)

39 It seems that the only thing I buy that's "Made in the USA" is food.

If China ever cut us off, we would be in big trouble.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 26, 2015 07:28 AM (1ijHg)

40 34 #36
It's called gun control.
..........
Is this definitive proof of time travel?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 26, 2015 07:29 AM (UpGcq)

41 If China ever cut us off, we would be in big trouble

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Big trouble? From little China?

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 26, 2015 07:32 AM (3DY2B)

42 38: Chitown style is hold the gun sideway. Baltimore is more up and down. East coast shooters are a little moe sophisticated.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 26, 2015 07:32 AM (ucDmr)

43 "Is this definitive proof of time travel?"

No, more like the progression of numbers is a construct of the white, male universe, and needs to be rejected.

Let all numbers roam free and unfettered by artificial numerical constructs.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2015 07:36 AM (VPLuQ)

44 The best course the other presidential candidates could follow would to be enunciate some actual policies, you know, like the supposed clown is, and brutally attack Hillary, Berny an O'Malley.

But so far all the other candidates are gauzy on actual policies and downright accepting of the progressive narrative on most issues.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 26, 2015 07:37 AM (WVvzl)

45 Yes.. that's true.. sideways style..

I'm going to a gun range today with my 2 sons-in-law.. a birthday present. I haven't fired a gun in 40 years.. maybe I'll ask the instructor if I can do it sideways!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 26, 2015 07:38 AM (UpGcq)

46 40 34 #36
It's called gun control.
..........
Is this definitive proof of time travel?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 26, 2015 07:29 AM (UpGcq)

Yes. Yes, it is.

And I, for one, welcome our new time-traveling Moron commenter.

Posted by: Agent J at July 26, 2015 07:39 AM (ueOgE)

47 "I'm going to a gun range today with my 2 sons-in-law.. a birthday present. I haven't fired a gun in 40 years.. "

Happy Birthday, and have fun!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2015 07:39 AM (VPLuQ)

48 Pres . Rainbow didn't sell his "all gay all the time" foreign policy so well in Kenya.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2015 07:40 AM (6Jz8W)

49 45: Either way Jerry have fun. Always a good time at the range.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 26, 2015 07:40 AM (ucDmr)

50 Someone explained to me the logic of poibtibg a gun sideways but I forgot. Something about the sights.

Posted by: @votermom at July 26, 2015 07:41 AM (cbfNE)

51 45
Thugs don't aks!

*I denounce myself

Posted by: Chi at July 26, 2015 07:41 AM (MNe+h)

52 Yo.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at July 26, 2015 07:42 AM (RWGcK)

53 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 26, 2015 07:42 AM (KCxzN)

54 But so far all the other candidates are gauzy on
actual policies and downright accepting of the progressive narrative on
most issues.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 26, 2015 07:37 AM

Well, yeah.

If it wasn't so sad, it'd be funny to watch Rock-Ribbed Conservative commenters twisting themselves into knots praising the various "Republican" candidates. For me, one or two are on probation, while the rest should just go the hell home and stop bugging us and soaking up moolah from the GOPe bigwigs.

To those who, as players in the Great Game of Politics as championed by the Corpulent "Captain," say we can't have someone who speaks their mind and calls excrement "shit," I can only say that we are at a point in the country's history when anything else is likely to complete the damage Choom Boy and his co-conspirators have already wrought.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 26, 2015 07:43 AM (rCmeG)

55 48: Prezzy Ophuckstick is a complete god damned embarrassment. Way to go dumbass, you're not in San Francisco. What a tool.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 26, 2015 07:43 AM (ucDmr)

56 53: Alton!

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 26, 2015 07:45 AM (ucDmr)

57 "Something about the sights."
One school of though is that when shooting into a group, or large target, that muzzle climb when held properly lifts the point of impact above the height of the target on progressive shots.

When held sideways, the climb becomes more of a sweep across the mass of the target.

The second school of thought is that it's for the same reason that some people wear ball caps backwards.

Because they're stupid.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2015 07:45 AM (VPLuQ)

58 "28. Mom taught English in the hood. A brother and sister named Male (pronounced Molly) and FeMale (same) as well as the Anderson twins - Scrub and Scum.

I shit you not. "

***

I soooo believe that.

During college, my sister worked in an inner city hospital in a large midwestern city. Her job was to do the paperwork for the birth certificates. That meant she had to interview the new mom and record the baby's name.

She marveled at the names these 14 and 15 year old girls chose. Twins -- MaryJuana and DoyouJuana. More Princes, Kings, and Queens than you can shake a stick at.

But the prize winner was ... Meconium... Mom heard the word used in the delivery room and liked the ring of it. So somewhere out there is a 35 year old man named, "Baby shit" Johnson.

Posted by: Redolent at July 26, 2015 07:46 AM (uSM1W)

59 The great Messiah telling "Kenyan hey get with it" but Kenyatta, however, said that while the U.S. and Kenya share many common values and goals, gay rights is not one of them. Obama should have presented the Rainbow flag to Kenyatta, that would have been interesting.
ISIS should be the next one Obama can discuss gay rights with.

Posted by: Colin at July 26, 2015 07:47 AM (dvwsD)

60 57: Makes sense in da hood. Food for thought. If I'm ever carrying an Uzi.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 26, 2015 07:47 AM (ucDmr)

61 Prezzy Ophuckstick is a complete god damned embarrassment. Way to go dumbass, you're not in San Francisco. What a tool.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 26, 2015 07:43 AM

Yeah, but he did get off his tired "joke" about being in Kenya to look for his birth certificate. Teh broze and sisses ate it up, as always.

The hateful fuckweasel should be reminded that he claimed Kenya as his birthplace when writing a couple of biographical lines for a book publisher years ago. That didn't get changed 'til he ran for Preezy, I believe.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 26, 2015 07:47 AM (rCmeG)

62 Memories...
flipping channels. Sam Kinison on Married With Children. As an angel. Shortly before his tragic death.

Posted by: Chi at July 26, 2015 07:49 AM (MNe+h)

63 61: I heard the little prick eats crayons and shits rainbows. Or is that Sherriff Joe?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 26, 2015 07:50 AM (ucDmr)

64
" Food for thought. If I'm ever carrying an Uzi."

Confiscated the other day in B'more

https://twitter.com/BaltimorePolice/status/624247731985514496

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2015 07:53 AM (VPLuQ)

65 I heard the little prick eats crayons and shits rainbows. Or is that Sherriff Joe?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 26, 2015 07:50 AM

Sheriff Joe is an Eeeeeeevil Criminal Who Must Be Stopped because he enforces and upholds the law.

Choom Boy is a deity because he breaks the law every chance he gets and shows disdain for anyone who dares question his absolute right to be a serial felon.

That doesn't seem quite right somehow, but maybe it's just me who can't work it out....

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 26, 2015 07:55 AM (rCmeG)

66 The President, this weekend, is wondering why Kenyian men do not blow eachother.

Posted by: redenzo at July 26, 2015 07:55 AM (WCnJW)

67 Let all numbers roam free and unfettered by artificial numerical constructs

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well, since we're past 100, time for gun posts...

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 26, 2015 07:55 AM (zkejW)

68 "well, since we're past 100, time for gun posts..."

First!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2015 07:57 AM (VPLuQ)

69 o-If you don't respect gays it will be reflected in our foreign aid.
Kenyatta- The Russians and Chinese have more money than you, without the baggage.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 26, 2015 07:58 AM (6Jz8W)

70 66: I'm sure it's difficult for the little man child to grasp that. I see Mooch opened the Special Olympics, what did they do to deserve that bullshit? They deserve better.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 26, 2015 08:00 AM (ucDmr)

71 And Perznit Skeezy can't start pointing the finger and calling out the h8rs becuz that would be raaaaaaacis'.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 26, 2015 08:02 AM (oVJmc)

72 Interesting question posted on the Baltimore Police twitter feed for the oil can suppressor photo.

"Are most of the assault rifles that you recover semi, or full auto? Is there a pattern of where they were purchased?"

In actuality, not a single "Assault Rifle"has been recovered/confiscated this year that I am aware of.

I can't tell if it's a legit question, or someone is setting them up to prove that those evil black rifles with the thing that goes up contribute almost nothing to the day to day gun related activity in the city where BlackLivesMatter.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2015 08:02 AM (VPLuQ)

73 "Confiscated the other day in B'more

https://twitter.com/BaltimorePolice/status/624247731985514496 "

***

Should be a crime to have a fully automatic Uzi.

Posted by: Redolent at July 26, 2015 08:03 AM (uSM1W)

74 When I moved to NC 30+ years ago someone told me about a kid named Lemon Jello. I thought he was making it up until I read it in the book Freakanomics years later. Yo,sup?

Posted by: Kentucky Kid at July 26, 2015 08:03 AM (ZDVZw)

75 The hateful fuckweasel should be reminded that he claimed Kenya as his birthplace when writing a couple of biographical lines for a book publisher years ago. That didn't get changed 'til he ran for Preezy, I believe.
______________________________

Yep, it was in his publisher's bio of him for 20 years. And publishers don't write that crap themselves; they get that stuff directly from the authors, and just re-print whatever the authors write about their personal histories. So the "mistake" about Obama being born in Kenya had to have come from Obama himself, the original "birther."

And it's very likely that if we could ever see Obama's school applications, we'd find that he made that "mistake" about having been born in Kenya more than once.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 26, 2015 08:06 AM (kGrdk)

76 When I moved to NC 30+ years ago someone told me about a kid named Lemon
Jello. I thought he was making it up until I read it in the book
Freakanomics years later. Yo,sup?

I think he is the son of Blind Melon Chittlin

Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2015 08:07 AM (8ikIW)

77 Wait. Your wife likes fat guys that smoke and you're happy?

OK, you ARE a moron so nothing surprises me.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 26, 2015 08:07 AM (0FSuD)

78 "Chicago typically only runs a 18-20% fatality rate on shootings. Baltimore right now is running upwards of 49% fatal. Better class of shooters, I guess."

Since the first responder on scene is usually a police officer and they aren't getting there as quickly, this seems like a fairly natural result. I also suspect that the ambulance crew in B-more have been facing the fallout of this FTP mess and aren't exactly rushing to the scene as quickly as they might have before.

Posted by: f2000 at July 26, 2015 08:07 AM (UidV/)

79 Speaking of fcuk ups. Boy Scouts finally surrender to the Ghey poleese.

This is not going to go over well.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 26, 2015 08:08 AM (0FSuD)

80 This is not going to go over well.

Posted by: Nip Sip

But, snipe hunts will be much more fun!!

Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2015 08:11 AM (8ikIW)

81 @62 Sam Kinison

God, I miss him; why'd you have to take him so young?

IIRC you can get some of his albums from a website run by his family.

Posted by: Agent J at July 26, 2015 08:12 AM (ueOgE)

82 I wonder how many little Jello Pops Cosby might be running around?

Posted by: Kentucky Kid at July 26, 2015 08:13 AM (ZDVZw)

83 "Since the first responder on scene is usually a police officer and they aren't getting there as quickly, this seems like a fairly natural result."

Since the Freddy Gray death and the following week of unpleasantness, there seems to be a sharp spike in the percentage of head shots on male victims, and an increase in the number of female victims, mostly with gunshot wounds to the legs.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2015 08:15 AM (VPLuQ)

84 I see Mooch opened the Special Olympics, what did they do to deserve that bullshit? They deserve better.

Yeah, she moved on to bullying citizens of other nations awhile back.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at July 26, 2015 08:15 AM (rHXGG)

85 My smoker is still going strong. Oh, my.

Posted by: Sulu at July 26, 2015 08:16 AM (Dwehj)

86 "This is not going to go over well."

Sure it will.

The new uniforms will be absolutely Fabulous!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2015 08:16 AM (VPLuQ)

87 Headline of the Day:

Shooting in Mogadishu contradicts Obama
http://t.co/sKjKexegzq

How dare they? Don't they know he stopped the seas from rising and shit?

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at July 26, 2015 08:19 AM (rHXGG)

88 bad link HR

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 26, 2015 08:20 AM (1ijHg)

89 HR
Your link was bad for me.

Try this one
http://tinyurl.com/okqb7er

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2015 08:22 AM (VPLuQ)

90 bad link HR

Let me try again.
http://is.gd/GoptDD

(I'm finally clever for once and Twitter betrays me. Dammit.)

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at July 26, 2015 08:22 AM (rHXGG)

91 How dare they? Don't they know he stopped the seas from rising and shit?

The JEF is going to be sooooooo disappointed and furious and stuff

Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2015 08:23 AM (8ikIW)

92 All this talk about gun violence in Chicago and Balmer has convinced me that guns are unacceptably dangerous. I think the secret service should be disarmed. If there is a threat, they can urinate on themselves and vomit to discourage the attacker.

Posted by: Buck Ofama at July 26, 2015 08:24 AM (GLFWg)

93 Let all numbers roam free and unfettered by artificial numerical constructs

****

This should make my Sudoku solving much easier.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 26, 2015 08:27 AM (/UM/a)

94 A private email server is a valuable f*cking thing.

Does this orange jumpsuit make my ass look fat?

I have not yet begun to blight.

Posted by: Hillary, trying out some new campaign slogans at July 26, 2015 08:27 AM (fV2bM)

95 My dentist told me he had childhood friends named Clark and Candace (Candy) Barr. Have always wondered if they still spoke to their parents.
Also recall a Houston Astros pitcher named Lemongello. Italian I think.

Still think nothing beats La-a (Ladasha), but I don't know if that one is real.

Posted by: random lurker at July 26, 2015 08:27 AM (+tRIN)

96 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 26, 2015 07:15 AM

My mom was the secretary of a judge. A defendant was name Urine Flem. At every level they tried to correct it to something better. But nope. That was his real name. It was pronounce Your-een. And flem like it is spelled. And then there are the middle named La's.

Posted by: Lester at July 26, 2015 08:27 AM (2UPXV)

97 Tuba trolling. Link in name.

Posted by: Mama AJ at July 26, 2015 08:28 AM (61JYR)

98
What's up with autistic kids? When they wander away they often find them drowned in bodies of water. Is their a natural draw to them?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2015 08:30 AM (iQIUe)

99 it's pronounced li-MONGE-il-LO

heh

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at July 26, 2015 08:31 AM (Cq0oW)

100 I used to believe that we could get guns out of the hands of criminals by arresting the criminals.

Now, not so sure.

http://cbsloc.al/1HZyCpr

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2015 08:31 AM (VPLuQ)

101 When they wander away they often find them drowned in bodies of water. Is their a natural draw to them?

Just about every kid likes to play in water, in my experience....and go look at the ducks/turtles/fish and fall in.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at July 26, 2015 08:32 AM (rHXGG)

102 Shooting in Mogadishu contradicts Obama
http://t.co/sKjKexegzq

How dare they? Don't they know he stopped the seas from rising and shit?

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at July 26, 2015 08:19 AM (rHXGG)

Reality contradicts Barry. Lucky for that ass clown this country has become a reality free zone.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 26, 2015 08:34 AM (DiZBp)

103 82
I wonder how many little Jello Pops Cosby might be running around?

Posted by: Kentucky Kid at July 26, 2015 08:13 AM (ZDVZw)

Cosby thing is weird. Seems like he doesn't do PIV (penis in VJ), but likes to eat them. At his age he probably has the dreaded dead dick disease.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 26, 2015 08:37 AM (0FSuD)

104 What's up with autistic kids? When they wander away they often find them drowned in bodies of water. Is their a natural draw to them?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
------------------------------
Dude. Are you fuckin' serious? Is that supposed to funny?
You must be really popular.

Posted by: Chi at July 26, 2015 08:37 AM (MZg2V)

105 Benecio Del Toro banged Kimberly Stewart in an elevator and got her pregnant. Boris Becker banged some bimbo in a stairwell and got her pregnant.
Prince Albert of Monoco has banged every waitress in the Inland Empire producing at least one kid.

What's up with these guys? Are they really that dumb??

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2015 08:38 AM (iQIUe)

106 Test this bitches

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 26, 2015 08:39 AM (0FSuD)

107 Dude. Are you fuckin' serious? Is that supposed to funny? You must be really popular.
Posted by: Chi at July 26, 2015 08:37 AM (MZg2V)

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Yes, I am serious, you stupid prick. There seems to be a disproportionate number of autistic kids drowning when lost. If you dont know the answer, stfu.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2015 08:40 AM (iQIUe)

108 Anyone watch the Kennedy show on Fox yesterday?

She is an interesting person.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 26, 2015 08:41 AM (0FSuD)

109 Too often, children with autism are often attracted to water sources such as pools, ponds, and lakes. Drowning is a leading cause of death for a child or adult who has Autism.
https://www.autismspeaks.org/
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Obviously, not my imagination. Oh, and Chi, again FOAD.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2015 08:42 AM (iQIUe)

110 @54

It is sad.

We have an 18-19 man field and they are talking about absolutely nothing.

Except of course the "clown" that is.

It time to literally kick over a chair fellas if you want to get some attention.

Attacking a guy who will literally come after you with both barrels isn't it.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 26, 2015 08:44 AM (I6d7z)

111 I think the secret service should be disarmed. If there is a threat, they can urinate on themselves and vomit to discourage the attacker.
Posted by: Buck Ofama at July 26, 2015 08:24 AM (GLFWg)
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Plus, that tactic has the added advantage of making the SS agents indistinguishable from Obama to the attacker, since Obama will also be urinating on himself.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 26, 2015 08:44 AM (kGrdk)

112 107
Ah, the eloquence of the AoSHQ daywalker crowd. Forgive me, Mr. Wang - I forgot where I was for a moment.

Posted by: Chi at July 26, 2015 08:44 AM (C2ugk)

113 Morons. Calm down, it's Sunday, too early for a flame war.

Speaking of that, when was the last time we had a good flame war?

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 26, 2015 08:46 AM (0FSuD)

114 5 Morning ya'll. wife and I are on vacation down at our beach house for a week, so I've got that going for me. Waiting for the sun to come up, drinking coffee.

Posted by: Bayou City's iPad at July 26, 2015 06:25 AM (LgxQn)

My wife and I were just talking about getting a vacation house again. Years ago when the kids were little we had a house up north at a ski area and on a championship golf course. We used it a couple of times a month for years, but as the kids grew and had other things to do, we stopped going.

After a few years of only going up once or twice, we sold it. Like selling a boat, it felt like a weight was lifted off us.

Now we have grandkids and that old desire to have a place to go where we don't have to pack everything up for every trip seems logical.

I just don't know...

Posted by: jwest at July 26, 2015 08:47 AM (P/xrJ)

115 Ah, the eloquence of the AoSHQ daywalker crowd. Forgive me, Mr. Wang - I forgot where I was for a moment.
Posted by: Chi at July 26, 2015 08:44 AM (C2ugk)

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You are quick with the name calling and accusations and then whine when you get it back. Again, FOAD.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2015 08:47 AM (iQIUe)

116 Yeah, I know Mr. Classy - I'm a POS, everybody knows ot, and I can FOAD...
Defended any pervert yoga instructors lately?

Posted by: Chi at July 26, 2015 08:48 AM (C2ugk)

117 @113

Probably a thread in which Palin came up or the war of northern aggression.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 26, 2015 08:48 AM (I6d7z)

118 "Speaking of that, when was the last time we had a good flame war?"

Depends on your definition of "good".

Which then brings up the tradition of "Fuckitall Fridays".

When we turn our backs on tradition, the culture begins to fade.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2015 08:49 AM (VPLuQ)

119 Now we have grandkids and that old desire to have a
place to go where we don't have to pack everything up for every trip
seems logical.

I just don't know...

Posted by: jwest at July 26, 2015 08:47 AM (P/xrJ)

I know what you are talking about. I have beach house. I guess it's fun, but it's expensive and when I look at what I spend on it a year, I could take a damn good LONG vacation somewhere every year.
Course having some place the kids can come to every year is nice and I guess the damn thing is worth something. Damned if you do, Damned if you don't.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 26, 2015 08:51 AM (0FSuD)

120 Just about every kid likes to play in water, in my experience....and go look at the ducks/turtles/fish and fall in. Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at July 26, 2015 08:32 AM (rHXGG)
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There appears to be more to it than that. Did a google search on - autistic children water - and parents of autistic kids and first responders are well aware of it. Also an attraction to the noise of traffic which scared me as a kid.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2015 08:54 AM (iQIUe)

121 Nood book up.

Posted by: OregonMuse at July 26, 2015 08:54 AM (/LM8/)

122 Posted by: jwest at July 26, 2015 08:47 AM (P/xrJ)

That is why we sold our Florida condo. It turned into a money pit and we decided we could rent a condo for a couple of weeks for less money than owning it. The trade off of being able to pack less was not worth it. Also the HOA restrictions were really irritating. And now we get to go to other Florida areas.

Posted by: Chilling the most at July 26, 2015 08:55 AM (zW5rQ)

123 Now we have grandkids and that old desire to have a

place to go where we don't have to pack everything up for every trip

seems logical.

I just don't know...

Posted by: jwest

We had one with another couple for 20 years. Loved it. The other couple wanted to get out of it then, and between the taxes and upkeep, we knew we couldn't do it on our own, so we sold it. No more money going out for another house, PLUS, when we do go somewhere for a week or so, we don't spend a third of it mowing, and cleaning, and laundry and stuff. We unpack, enjoy, and leave.

Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2015 08:55 AM (8ikIW)

124 Too often, children with autism are often attracted to water sources such as pools, ponds, and lakes. Drowning is a leading cause of death for a child or adult who has Autism.

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Is it the patterns on the surface of the water from reflection / light / ripples?
I'm not autistic but I've always found those fascinating.

Posted by: @votermom at July 26, 2015 08:57 AM (cbfNE)

125 I called you no names, sir. Other than Mr. Wang.
I accused of of what exactly? Being eloquent?
Read your posts, and tell me who exactly it is being childish and calling others a prick, and saying shut the fuck up & fuck off and die.

Grow up, son.

Posted by: Chi at July 26, 2015 08:57 AM (C2ugk)

126 No more money going out for another house, PLUS,
when we do go somewhere for a week or so, we don't spend a third of it
mowing, and cleaning, and laundry and stuff. We unpack, enjoy, and
leave.

Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2015 08:55 AM (8ikIW)

It's a toss up. My wife's father had a boat load of money and he just traveled. The downside is you have no permanent place for family memories.

An island to your family to escape too. That has a lot of appeal.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 26, 2015 08:59 AM (0FSuD)

127 Flame thread theme song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNF3qphZwsg

Posted by: TJ Camper at July 26, 2015 09:01 AM (SQ7Zf)

128 "...it's fun, but it's expensive and when I look at what I spend on it a year, I could take a damn good LONG vacation somewhere every year."

That's exactly what happened with the house up north.

The resort area had jacked the taxes up so far, then added on association dues and maintenance, etc. and with utilities and what the money would have earned in interest, we figured we could charter a private jet to Aspen, buy all new equipment and stay in the best hotel for a few weeks a year for the same price.

It might make sense if my daughter's family and my (so far) unmarried son use it enough.

I need to look into the benefits of holding something like that in a family trust, and maybe putting all the property into one at the same time.

Anybody have any experience with this?

Posted by: jwest at July 26, 2015 09:02 AM (P/xrJ)

129
In Kenya Obama shot off his mouth and said more than the average number of inane remarks. One that caught my eye was m"I am painfully aware what happens when people are treated differently under he law"

Yeah, you had it tough out there growing up in Hawaii I'm sure. And being ushered through the best schools and colleges and the political system all the way to the presidency was a struggle and horribly unfair. We feel you pain.

No doubt the irony of his remark went right over his head. Obama has lived in such a bubble of leftist elitism his whole life I think he actually believes his BS talking points.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at July 26, 2015 09:03 AM (1BQGO)

130 Post 9 + Post 79 = a huge number of poor, sad, fucked up young men in about 10 years.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 26, 2015 09:05 AM (KUa85)

131 Post 9 + Post 79 = a huge number of poor, sad, fucked up young men in about 10 years.

Posted by: naturalfake

Then, the plan is working perfectly

Posted by: Bruce at July 26, 2015 09:10 AM (8ikIW)

132 129
One that caught my eye was m"I am painfully aware what happens when people are treated differently under he law"

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at July 26, 2015 09:03 AM (1BQGO)

Is he saying that he grew up under Jim Crow? What a lying fuck. When has that ever happened to him?

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2015 09:10 AM (sdi6R)

133 Insty I was reading a lot of articles on Moira Greyland, Marion Zimmer
Bradley, and Walter Breen. Awful stuff. I never was an MZB fan and I can
only imagine how devastated they might - and should - be.

Skimmed through that.

The daughter commits the cardinal secular sin of not being all huggy toward the gheys.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 26, 2015 09:11 AM (oVJmc)

134 Civil intercourse requires gracious attitudes.

Were you ever earwitness to a conversation, and you could tell how, at some point, one person misunderstood another, and responded badly, and misunderstandings compounded and tempers escalated, and you could see it coming a mile away because you saw where they started talking past each other?

Not that you could intervene at any point - m'daddy allus tole me, don't jump into the middle of a dogfight.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Morning, Glories! at July 26, 2015 09:11 AM (MZVOx)

135 "Is he saying that he grew up under Jim Crow? What a lying fuck. When has that ever happened to him?"

He was on front lines of the civil rights movement from birth. I think he was attacked by dogs at Selma and sprayed with fire hoses in Birmingham all while still a toddler. Very inspiring story.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at July 26, 2015 09:14 AM (1BQGO)

136 Le dump.

No, not that one.
BRB.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 26, 2015 09:15 AM (VPLuQ)

137 His father, Frank Marshall Davis, told him all about Jim Crow and his sufferings.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 26, 2015 09:19 AM (1ijHg)

138 I accused of of what exactly? Being eloquent?

Being a dick. Hope that helps...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at July 26, 2015 09:21 AM (LUlyE)

139 Please, ABA. Infer what you wish, but you know very wee that I never called anyone a dick, nor did I accuse anyone of being a dick.

But, if you know the person in question better than I do, or if you feel as if that was a personal affront to you, then go ahead - wear that shoe.

Posted by: Chi at July 26, 2015 09:34 AM (+NTd4)

140 *well

Posted by: Chi at July 26, 2015 09:35 AM (3JTy8)

141 116 Yeah, I know Mr. Classy - I'm a POS, everybody knows ot, and I can FOAD...
Defended any pervert yoga instructors lately?
Posted by: Chi at July 26, 2015 08:48 AM (C2ugk)
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Yes, you are. And combined with your following comment, you are a dishonest hack, too. You and others may think it is fair or a joke to accuse people of pedophilia with no evidence but you wd whine to high heaven if it was done to you or a friend or a family member. Hypocrite.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 26, 2015 09:36 AM (iQIUe)

142 How does a smoker "die"?

Posted by: Ghost of Smokers Past at July 26, 2015 09:37 AM (K2vy8)

143 It's pronounced Az-weep-ay.

Posted by: Mr Asswipe at July 26, 2015 09:43 AM (rwI+c)

144 I need to look into the benefits of holding
something like that in a family trust, and maybe putting all the
property into one at the same time.

Anybody have any experience with this?

Posted by: jwest at July 26, 2015 09:02 AM (P/xrJ)

I have our beach house in a family LLC, AKA a partnership that children own most of the stock, but parents own controlling shares.

Trusts are VERY expensive to set up and maintain. You get taxed at the highest rate all the time.

I suggest the LLC route. That keeps it out of your estate and the transfer to your kids is easy.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 26, 2015 09:43 AM (0FSuD)

145 I suggest the LLC route. That keeps it out of your estate and the transfer to your kids is easy.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 26, 2015 09:43 AM (0FSuD)

I'll look into a LLC. Thanks for the tip.

Posted by: jwest at July 26, 2015 09:46 AM (P/xrJ)

146 Dude.
calm down. Take a walk or something. it's Sunday morning. You're going to bust an aneurysm before lunchtime.

How about this - you're right. I'm a POS. I should FOAD. I suck.
Does that make you feel better?
Stay Classy, man.

Posted by: Chi at July 26, 2015 09:48 AM (zcyux)

147 142 How does a smoker "die"?
Posted by: Ghost of Smokers Past at July 26, 2015 09:37 AM (K2vy

Usually its COPD, emphysema, lung cancer, or heart disease.

Posted by: rickl at July 26, 2015 09:50 AM (sdi6R)

148 http://tinyurl.com/nba3kxu Are You What You Eat? The guys in Washington think so.

Posted by: Jeffrey Carter (@pointsnfigures) at July 26, 2015 09:50 AM (LnE5F)

149 Just dawned on me. Chuck U Schumer will eventually become senate leader at some point in time.

*vomits*

Posted by: Infidel at July 26, 2015 10:10 AM (3b6dx)

150 Infer what you wish, but you know very wee that I never called anyone a dick, nor did I accuse anyone of being a dick.

I'm not inferring anything. You're a douche in the style of JeffB.

Hope that's direct enough.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at July 26, 2015 10:28 AM (LUlyE)

151 Can't we all just get alo-o-o-o-o-o-ong?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 26, 2015 10:39 AM (YFw5T)

152 So, Turkey is bombing Kurds. WH says Turkey has a right to defend itself. What's up with that?

Posted by: gracepc at July 26, 2015 10:43 AM (DMQhB)

153 So Milwaukee has way too many SIDS deaths, by certain profile moms sleeping with infants. Is autism and water a similar coincidence?

Posted by: Planned Parenthood wants to know at July 26, 2015 10:50 AM (fnhJ0)

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