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Overnight Open Thread (7-22-2015)
The organizers of Free Pride Glasgow in Scotland have hit a snag in their mission to plan a totally inclusive event: Some activists think drag queens are offensive to transgender people, others think banning drag queens is offensive to transgender drag queens, and still others think allowing only transgender drag queens is offensive to cisgender [straight] drag queens.
The sad part is that thanks to the media I now mostly understand this sentence despite having negative interest in the subject. Sort of like my osmosis-based yet scarily detailed Kardashian knowledge.
The tortured effort by some young progressives in the media to craft a trendy brand around the octogenarian Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg exposes the terrifying shallowness of the left's bench of fashionable political figures. Democrats who watched a recent video released by Hillary Clinton, in which the candidate hawked her campaign's branded "chillery" beer cozy and declared that she was "just chilling" herself, must have cringed; an android in a Philip K. Dick novel struggling to mimic human emotion could display more charisma and sincerity. Like the 82-year-old "Notorious R.B.G.," Clinton will require a transparently fabricated campaign to be perceived as current and something that appeals to a younger generation. Among Democrats with ample national name recognition, only Joe Biden effortlessly projects the kind of approachability and nonchalance that drew young voters to Barack Obama, and he is not in the race. Yet.
-- Noah Rothman
She got up in somebody's business in a very public place. She sought to dominate a situation where her very presence was untoward. And she asserted her titular authority in the pursuit of special treatment at a time when such a power play seemed wholly inappropriate.
But there's one way in which the altercation last month between XXX's Democratic congresswoman and the Capitol Police deviated significantly from her reputation: She was coming to the defense of an aide, not castigating one.
Can you name the congresswoman without peeking at the article?
Quote of the Day IV - Nostalgia For the Collectivism of the 70s
I recall a collective meeting about setting up a weekly telephone support service for lesbians. It was decided that each collective member would volunteer to take turns manning the phones at their own home, until we could raise the money to rent a space. One of the members did not have a telephone in her house, but insisted she was being discriminated against and "oppressed" by being left out of the rota....Sitting in endless meetings, unable to reach agreements, and taking days to produce one leaflet because someone objected to the word seminal.
...There was a total resistance to the cult of the individual...until the Thostaer government declared war on society.
Ah yes the Thostaerite War on Society. Good times, good times.
Obamacare To Be Opened Up To Illegal Immigrants In California
Advantage: Joe Wilson
Marine and Navy Commander Both Engaged Chattanooga Terrorist With Personal Weapons
It now seems that both a name officer who survived the Chattanooga terrorist attack and one of the Marines who died both engaged the Islamist with their personal handguns, despite an out-dated Department of Defense directive banning personal weapons....Once upon a time, not so very long ago, the United States military celebrated and revered troops who disobeyed orders to save lives.
We should do so again, and commend Lt. Cmdr. White and the as-yet unnamed Marine who took on bureaucrats in order to protect their men, not punish them for violating a directive that has cost us 34 lives and another 54 casualties under feckless leadership since 2009.
It'll be a sad day for America when surviving members of the military are punished for defending themselves against an enemy attack.
Why The Second-Tier GOP Debate May Be the One to Watch
Charlie Hebdo Says No More Mohammed Cartoons
And Mark Steyn comments sympathetically on their choice of dying on their feet versus living on their knees:
It's not pompous, but it is lonely. And the slippery, weaselly nature of the post-bloodbath support told Charlie Hebdo it was only going to get lonelier. It's hard standing on your feet when everyone else with the #JeSuisCharlie buttons is on their knees, bottoms in the air, prostrate before the fanatics. And so Charb's successor has opted to live on his knees.
#JeSuisCharlie? Even Charlie isn't Charlie now.
RIP American Marine Lou Lenart: Savior of Tel Aviv
On May 29, 1948-just two weeks after the fledgling Jewish state was invaded by the armies of five Arab nations-Lenart led the newly-formed Israel Air Force's (IAF) first combat mission, stopping a massive Egyptian army column less than 30 miles away from Tel Aviv.In what can only be described as one of the greatest fake-outs in military history, Lenart-who, as the most experienced pilot, led the assault-and his three buddies flew four junk Czech-built German Messerschmitt fighter planes for a country that had no actual airforce. Dropping 70 kilogram bombs on the Egyptian column and attacking them with gunfire, this bit of daring-do managed to convince the Egyptians that there was enough competition in the sky to warrant a retreat.
...Had the Egyptians been able to advance to Latrun they would've joined the Jordanian troops. Lenart's mission pushed back a crucial enemy advance, helping to save the new Jewish state from what would've been a near certain defeat during that phase of the war.
The Irony: Global Warming Research Team Iced In In the Hudson Bay
A carefully planned, 115-day scientific expedition on board the floating research vessel, the CCGS Amundsen, has been derailed as the icebreaker was called to help resupply ships navigate heavy ice in Hudson Bay.
"Obviously it has a large impact on us," says Martin Fortier, executive director of ArcticNet, which coordinates research on the vessel. "It's a frustrating situation."
...Johnny Leclair, assistant commissioner for the Coast Guard, said Tuesday conditions in the area are the worst he's seen in 20 years.
Get On Board With The Nation's Caribbean Cruise
Because you'll have this to look forward to:
"AND a pre-cruise send-off featuring a freewheeling, intimate conversation with Representative Alan Grayson on December 12-free for all booked passengers!"
And of course the very first thing I thought of after reading this was PJ O'Rourke's classic essay, Ship of Fools, about his experiences aboard a Nation cruise in the Soviet Union in 1982. Ed Driscoll had the exact same thought and helpfully included a link to it:
They were leftists all right. In between palsies of fretting, they'd tell you how wonderful the Soviet union was: Pensions were huge, housing was cheap, and they practically paid you to get medical care. Believe me, you haven't been bored until you've been buttonholed by a seventy-year-old woman who holds forth all afternoon on the perfidity of American foreign policy and shows you pictures of her grandchildren. These were people who believed everything about the Soviet union was perfect, but they were bringing their own toilet paper.
Police Not Issuing Charges For Handgun-Firing Drone - Feds Undecided
Finally: McDonald's On the Verge of Making Breakfast Available All Day Nationwide
Studies Find Genetic Signature of Australian Aborigines In Native Americans
30-Year-Old Man Agrees to Full Head Transplant
Or body transplant depending on how you look at it.
Valery Spiridinov, a 30-year-old Russian man with the severely debilitating Werdnig-Hoffmann disease, intends to undergo the world's first human head transplant. The doctor who plans to perform the surgery - which would take place in 2017 - is Dr. Sergio Canavero, a confident neurosurgeon from Italy who claims the procedure can be done in one day and will have a 90 percent chance of success. Other doctors are highly skeptical, both of its possible success as well as the ethics of such a procedure.
The surgery, which was unsuccessfully performed on monkeys in the 1970s, is divided into three stages, as explained in the Telegraph. In the first stage the body must be chilled to 10-20 degrees. The second stage involves cutting the spinal cord. And in the third stage the nerves and blood vessels must all be woven back together before putting the patient into a coma for a few weeks. The biggest concern doctors have is whether or not Spiridinov's brain will still function after the surgery, but for Spiridinov, who is bound to a wheel chair with very little control over his body, it's a risk worth taking.
One of the inspirations for Frank Frazetta.
The Group knows your sins but doesn't care. But cross them and they just might.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: speedster1 at July 22, 2015 11:00 PM (1brdf)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 22, 2015 11:02 PM (oE1dK)
NO!
Maet....you can fight this.
I know nothing about them other than one of them has a fat ass and fvcked on video. Or that may be two of them....I don't know!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 22, 2015 11:04 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at July 22, 2015 11:05 PM (0RdKg)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 11:07 PM (DA2iV)
Democrats who watched a recent video released by Hillary Clinton, in which the candidate hawked her campaign's branded "chillery" beer cozy and declared that she was "just chilling" herself, must have cringed
Word:
Marco Rubio marcorubio Jul 21
Hey @TeamMarco clear two hours on my schedule on Aug 14. Gotta see #StraightOuttaCompton.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2015 11:08 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 11:08 PM (DA2iV)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 22, 2015 11:08 PM (EzgxV)
"setting up a weekly telephone support service for lesbians ... *manning* the phones"
Self awareness: how does it work?
Posted by: speedster1 at July 22, 2015 11:08 PM (1brdf)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 22
You know too much
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 22, 2015 11:08 PM (oE1dK)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:09 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 22, 2015 11:09 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 11:09 PM (DA2iV)
Can't be better than this kick ass ont
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 22, 2015 11:10 PM (oE1dK)
We have ceded our free speech to private businesses that are controlled by Leftists. They are the gatekeepers. In the name of "free speech" we are allowing an elite few to destroy free speech, and more generally America.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9544
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 22, 2015 11:10 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 11:11 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 22, 2015 11:12 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: bill-o at July 22, 2015 11:12 PM (AWwDY)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 22, 2015 11:13 PM (on01m)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2015 11:13 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 22, 2015 11:13 PM (rVQpn)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 11:13 PM (DA2iV)
Can't be better than this kick ass not
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 22, 2015 11:10 PM (oE1dK)
It was fucking awesome.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:13 PM (GEICT)
#Who'sDrinking?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:09 PM (GEICT)
The Hoff. He got a head start on all of us
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 22, 2015 11:13 PM (DiZBp)
unnamed Marine who took on bureaucrats in order to protect their men"
I shall again put forth the suggestion that all U.S. Navy ships be named after members of the armed forces who gave their lives in the course of their duties.
This would of course require that many existing U.S. Navy ships, presently named after various political hacks and identity-politics plaster saints, be renamed.
I would move that the USS _Gabrielle Giffords_ be the first ship to be thus renamed, but really, such courageous Navy and Marine personnel deserve a genuine warship to bear their names, and the _Giffy_ is a Ludicrous Crapweasel Ship not worthy of such commemoration.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 22, 2015 11:13 PM (noWW6)
#NovaIsASmokeShow
#Who'sDrinking?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:09 PM (GEICT)
****
I am, lots cuz below, from the lasr non Sharknado thread:
"OK, since open thread, got some great news today. Apparently a farm that was previously unaccounted for in our family is now to be sold. I and my 3 siblings were contacted within the last week to let us know we were all part owners.
Bottom line, thank you Great Grandparents, each of us will be receiving about $57k for our interests. This is the second time I have had something like this happen in the last 3 years. Just....wow.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 22, 2015 10:44 PM (cygkw)"
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 22, 2015 11:14 PM (2z4UX)
Can it possibly get better than this? VP Ann Coutler surfing down the stairs on a portrait of George Washington?
Posted by: Chi at July 22, 2015 11:15 PM (Nzpd3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 22, 2015
If they were really proud of being freaks they would. But since they are bullies they will only parade through a convent, church or both
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 22, 2015 11:15 PM (oE1dK)
Leftists used to say they hated businesses. It's different now that they can use them for control purposes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 22, 2015 11:15 PM (W5DcG)
Can it possibly get better than this? VP Ann Coutler surfing down the stairs on a portrait of George Washington?
Posted by: Chi at July 22, 2015 11:15 PM (Nzpd3)
Yes. It gets better. Much better.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:16 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2015 11:16 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:17 PM (omcuM)
Posted by: Le Chapeau Politique at July 22, 2015 11:17 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 11:17 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 22, 2015 11:17 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: torquewrench at July 22, 2015 11:13 PM (noWW6)
As a retired sailor... I would hang my head in shame to serve aboard a Ship who is named for someone whose only claim to fame, is that they were a VICTIM.
Posted by: BB Wolf at July 22, 2015 11:17 PM (qh617)
My attitude toward all of this, "Boo hoo, I'm offended crap," is based on things my Mom used to say:
Life isn't fair.
I'm busy, go play outside.
There are people starving in China.
Take an aspirin and go lay down. ( Before Reyes Syndrome knowledge)
The problem is that these people think we're all required to give a rat's ass about their precious little feelings. We don't. As I've said before, I don't care if you want to dress up like a girl, just leave me the hell alone.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 22, 2015 11:17 PM (NjBm8)
He was okay in the cafe. By the time they hit the shuttle he was waxed.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 11:17 PM (DA2iV)
I am. A glass-bottle beer that was left behind in the bottom of the cooler for a week after the first early-summer barbecue party. The label disintegrated as it sat submerged in the meltwater, so I wasn't really sure what it was, or if it was even beer.
It's beer. A craft pale ale of some sort. Not bad.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 22, 2015 11:18 PM (noWW6)
Can it possibly get better than this? VP Ann Coutler surfing down the stairs on a portrait of George Washington?
Posted by: Chi at July 22, 2015 11
That's just cray-cray.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 22, 2015 11:18 PM (oE1dK)
Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:19 PM (omcuM)
Posted by: DC in River City at July 22, 2015 11:19 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: BCochran1981
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It's nights like this that I wish I still smoked weed.
At least I have a little bit of Seagrass 7 left!
Posted by: Chi at July 22, 2015 11:20 PM (wwSh/)
Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:19 PM (omcuM)
There. Fixed that for you.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:20 PM (GEICT)
service for lesbians. It was decided that each collective member would
volunteer to take turns manning the phones at their own home
Wait. What?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 11:20 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2015 11:21 PM (cL0tF)
Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:19 PM (omcuM)
Oh I plan on watching it. Tonight was not the night
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 22, 2015 11:21 PM (oE1dK)
Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 11:11 PM (GgxVX)
That was my guess, as well. Are we correct? Too busy scrolling comments to read the article.
Posted by: April at July 22, 2015 11:21 PM (79ZSg)
At least I have a little bit of Seagrass 7 left!
Posted by: Chi at July 22, 2015 11:20 PM (wwSh/)
Weed and Sharknado would be an awesome combo. But booze works as well.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:21 PM (GEICT)
First, unless something changes, what I've heard is that Joe Biden is out, for good. His son's death hit him REALLY hard.
Second, regarding the head-transplant guy: considering his current state, he really has nothing to lose. He's damn near in the same situation as Stephen Hawking.
Posted by: Toastrider at July 22, 2015 11:21 PM (nklyc)
Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at July 22, 2015 11:22 PM (1brdf)
Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 11:11 PM (GgxVX)
That was my guess, as well. Are we correct? Too busy scrolling comments to read the article.
Posted by: April at July 22, 2015 11:21 PM (79ZSg)
Ding, ding, ding we have winners
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 22, 2015 11:22 PM (oE1dK)
Anytime OJ Simpson came on the TV I changed the channel. I never read any articles concerning OJ Simpson or his trials, even the peripheral chatter type stuff.
I still, somehow, knowing far too much about it all.
I've accepted that the trials and travails of the Kardashian and Jenner families are simply a part of our existence. They just are and I despise them for that reason.
Posted by: CozMark at July 22, 2015 11:22 PM (52QgN)
Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 11:24 PM (GgxVX)
a collective meeting about setting up a weekly telephone support service for lesbians. It was decided that each collective member would volunteer to take turns manning the phones at their own home
Yeah. Good luck finding a bunch of women who want to talk on the phone all the time....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2015 11:24 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 22, 2015 11:12 PM (W5DcG)
They will in Sweden:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/qcqm2x9
Posted by: The Popcorn Popping Hat at July 22, 2015 11:25 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Ktgreat at July 22, 2015 11:25 PM (Bl4dy)
Susan Rice admitted there were UN side deals with Iran... about their primary Military Installations...
/facepalm
Posted by: BB Wolf at July 22, 2015 11:25 PM (qh617)
Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2015 11:26 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 22, 2015 11:26 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 22, 2015 11:13 PM (rVQpn)
Could there be any other answer than #twoweeks?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 22, 2015 11:26 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Ktgreat at July 22, 2015 11:25 PM (Bl4dy)
And the guy she was defending is her longest-serving chief of staff at 52 months.
Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:26 PM (XKqt3)
Posted by: no good deed at July 22, 2015 11:11 PM (GgxVX)
That was my guess, as well. Are we correct? Too busy scrolling comments to read the article.
Posted by: April at July 22, 2015 11:21 PM (79ZSg)
Ding, ding, ding we have winners
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 22, 2015 11:22 PM (oE1dK)
***
She has 2 boxes already checked. All she has to do is "come out" soon and she will be their Trifecta.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 22, 2015 11:26 PM (cygkw)
Yeah. Good luck finding a bunch of women who want to talk on the phone all the time....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2015 11:24 PM (
I know it's early, but I nominate for thread winnah
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 22, 2015 11:27 PM (oE1dK)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 11:27 PM (DA2iV)
As a retired sailor... I would hang my head in shame to serve aboard a Ship who is named for someone whose only claim to fame, is that they were a VICTIM.
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Not just a victim in Gifford's case, but collateral damage. She wasn't even the target of the attack.
Posted by: junior at July 22, 2015 11:28 PM (3m3mw)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 22, 2015 11:28 PM (WvS3w)
GMTA: see my #9
Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at July 22, 2015 11:22 PM (1brdf)
My bad! Some day I will read the thread before commenting.
Unfortunately, today is not that day.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 11:28 PM (oKE6c)
SM-2 Missile Explodes On Launch From The Destroyer USS The Sullivans
http://tinyurl.com/qdld7xh
And the reaction of the crew:
https://youtu.be/To4i-BMwQH8?t=1m40s
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2015 11:29 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: @ThePoliticalHat at July 22, 2015 11:29 PM (7YlUk)
Anyone that says this movie isn't awesome is probably a commie spy.
Posted by: DC in River City at July 22, 2015 11:29 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 11:27 PM (DA2iV)
One of the finer details was Kathie Lee and Hoda's wine schtick.
Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:29 PM (XKqt3)
Posted by: BCochran1981
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It's nights like this that I wish I still smoked weed.
Posted by: Chi at July 22, 2015 11:20 PM (wwSh/)
From the comments I've seen, LSD might be even more appropriate.
Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2015 11:29 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: junior at July 22, 2015 11:28 PM (3m3mw)
AND she survived. Unlike John M. Roll.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 11:29 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 11:30 PM (DA2iV)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 22, 2015 11:28 PM (WvS3w)
Sausauge McMuffins with Cheese are yummy.
Posted by: The McHat at July 22, 2015 11:30 PM (7YlUk)
convention as inhumane torture. Seriously, if I ever held the nuclear
launch codes that would destroy the world, you could get them out of me
by forcing a McDonalds breakfast on me. Why couldn't they go the other
way and serve real food in the mornings instead? Christ, no wonder McDs
is in such trouble. "Hmmm, what do we have that's inedible that we could
serve all day?" Idiots.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 22, 2015 11:28 PM (WvS3w)
I want to know the exact nature of the "cheese" served.
Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:30 PM (XKqt3)
As a retired sailor... I would hang my head in shame to serve aboard
a Ship who is named for someone whose only claim to fame, is that they
were a VICTIM.
It could get worse. The fags want the USS Harvey Milk.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 11:30 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2015 11:29 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:31 PM (XKqt3)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 22, 2015 11:28 PM (WvS3w)
"Everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you."
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:31 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:30 PM (XKqt3)
Kim Kardashian's underwear.
Sorry you asked, aren't you?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 11:31 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2015 11:32 PM (mx5oN)
Sorry you asked, aren't you?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 11:31 PM (oKE6c)
Thought it was worse.
Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:32 PM (XKqt3)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 22, 2015 11:32 PM (oE1dK)
No worries! Just jumped out at me when I read it - had to re-read to be sure that's what she really said.
Hence my observation re: self awareness.
Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at July 22, 2015 11:33 PM (1brdf)
McDonalds breakfast should be banned by the Geneva
convention as inhumane torture. Seriously, if I ever held the nuclear
launch codes that would destroy the world, you could get them out of me
by forcing a McDonalds breakfast on me. Why couldn't they go the other
way and serve real food in the mornings instead? Christ, no wonder McDs
is in such trouble. "Hmmm, what do we have that's inedible that we could
serve all day?" Idiots.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 22, 2015 11:28 PM (WvS3w)
I want to know the exact nature of the "cheese" served.
Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:30 PM (XKqt3)
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Swiss?
Posted by: Cheese Fucker at July 22, 2015 11:33 PM (/1WoD)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:33 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: pookysgirl drinks and walks like a sailor at July 22, 2015 11:34 PM (IJeUX)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:34 PM (GEICT)
Took a little pre-Sharknado nap and woke up about 5 minutes ago
About to pop a can of Grapefruit Sculpin and watch this masterpiece.
How the hell is everyone tonight?
Oh, and Maet, this ONT is exceptionally meaty and substantial.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 22, 2015 11:34 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:31 PM (GEICT)
IK,R?
Posted by: April at July 22, 2015 11:34 PM (79ZSg)
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" Virtue signaling". We need to use that phrase.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2015 11:34 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
Out of respect for Mr. Milk's memory, the USS Harvey Milk will only take on teenager seamen.
Posted by: Dept of the Navy at July 22, 2015 11:34 PM (rVQpn)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 11:35 PM (XAFOu)
About to pop a can of Grapefruit Sculpin and watch this masterpiece.
How the hell is everyone tonight?
Oh, and Maet, this ONT is exceptionally meaty and substantial.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 22, 2015 11:34 PM (jR7Wy)
WTF?? You slept through the greatest cinematic event ever?
For shame.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVER!!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:35 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:31 PM (GEICT)
Fuck you and fuck McD breakfast. I stand with Dave. That crap is not food.
Posted by: DC in River City at July 22, 2015 11:36 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 22, 2015 11:36 PM (bZQB+)
Hence my observation re: self awareness.
Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at July 22, 2015 11:33 PM (1brdf)
I love the HQ. You guys keep me sane. Well, as much as anyone could.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 11:36 PM (oKE6c)
Yes, I am a female who admitted she was wrong. And I'm OK with that.
Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:36 PM (XKqt3)
Posted by: April at July 22, 2015 11:36 PM (79ZSg)
Posted by: Chi at July 22, 2015 11:36 PM (5jPLo)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
IIRC, he was a staunch opponent of gay marriage. Just mentioning that should be enough to put the kibosh on the USS Milk.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 22, 2015 11:36 PM (WvS3w)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 11:36 PM (DA2iV)
Upside: feelin' frisky for the ONT.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 22, 2015 11:37 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Chi at July 22, 2015 11:37 PM (5jPLo)
Posted by: DC in River City at July 22, 2015 11:36 PM (e+1S5)
You're both fucking idiots.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:38 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 11:38 PM (XAFOu)
***
Dude!
Per their CEO, who has said they are now a "Progressive Burger Company" (paraphrase), the only thing they have left that doesn't totally eat ass is their breakfast lineup.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 22, 2015 11:38 PM (1eYr7)
Is that Bo Derek???
Looks like EVERYONE wanted to be a part of this thing...
Posted by: Chi at July 22, 2015 11:37 PM (5jPLo)
Yes, it is her, and keep watching.
Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:38 PM (XKqt3)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 22, 2015 11:36 PM (WvS3w)
Because he had serial teenaged "wives" scored every time a Greyhound showed up in SF from Kansas?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 11:39 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:39 PM (XKqt3)
Yes they do. I love good, strong coffee but the dreck bucks offers as "coffee" is criminal.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 11:39 PM (DA2iV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2015 11:39 PM (9mTYi)
Come on: AtC, Bandersnatch, Eris.... could be epic.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 22, 2015 11:39 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: DC in River City at July 22, 2015 11:36 PM (e+1S5)
Sausage mcmuffin after a rough nite, he'll yeah
Egg
Meat
Bread
What DaFuq is wrong? Tastebuds gone from drinking sissy booze?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 22, 2015 11:39 PM (oE1dK)
A hashround is a hashround. What's not to like?
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 22, 2015 11:40 PM (on01m)
Come on: AtC, Bandersnatch, Eris.... could be epic.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 22, 2015 11:39 PM (jR7Wy)
Describe?
Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:40 PM (XKqt3)
Especially with this new 'progressive' image they're going for. Can't wait to see what that is.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 11:40 PM (XAFOu)
Enterprise
Constitution
Yorktown
States that were BBs on Battleship Row
These names are to be preserved, always. Otherwise, rename away.
My non-squid $0.02
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 22, 2015 11:41 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: Maetenloch at July 22, 2015 11:41 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: BC
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Well..., to be fair, they don't put sprinkles on the egg McMuffin
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2015 11:41 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: pookysgirl drinks and walks like a sailor at July 22, 2015 11:34 PM (IJeUX)
Glad to see you walking (and drinking) so well!
Posted by: cthulhu at July 22, 2015 11:42 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2015 11:42 PM (VLExz)
Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:36 PM (XKqt3)
I see your hubby has you housebroken
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 22, 2015 11:42 PM (oE1dK)
Constitution
Yorktown
States that were BBs on Battleship Row
These names are to be preserved, always. Otherwise, rename away.
My non-squid $0.02
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 22, 2015 11:41 PM (Gosad)
EisenhowerReaganThe Sullivans
Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:43 PM (XKqt3)
Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:40 PM (XKqt3
I believe the horde is meeting up in Gettysburg this weekend. I'd be on it but prior commitments. (Busch Gardens is there! We could make fun of AtC for not being able to ride anything)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 11:43 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:43 PM (XKqt3)
Be well all, I'm off for a nap. Hope I'm up in a few to engage some of you. Long day here.
Be well you Morons. You entertain me in my slippage into old age.
Posted by: Farmer at July 22, 2015 11:43 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2015 11:41 PM (9mTYi)
I'm sure it would be a bonus to those two fairies.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:43 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Progressive McD at July 22, 2015 11:43 PM (/1WoD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
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I can handle the stuff, but the "criminal" part is making me stand in line to pay $6 for the crap. Only to get sneered at by a nineteen year-old with shit her face because all I want is a "large coffee, black..
Posted by: Chi at July 22, 2015 11:44 PM (QVbQw)
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at July 22, 2015 11:44 PM (laMCB)
Posted by: junior at July 22, 2015 11:45 PM (3m3mw)
weekend. I'd be on it but prior commitments. (Busch Gardens is there!
We could make fun of AtC for not being able to ride anything)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 11:43 PM (XAFOu)
Sigh.
Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:45 PM (XKqt3)
I moved 2000 miles away, so he lived in his car and couch surfed for a year and a half until he figured out how to make a living. It was hell for me, but it was the best thing I could have done for him after having been too lenient a parent.
Not suggesting you move across the country, but your situation may require a similar drastic action. Best of luck to you. :/
Posted by: April at July 22, 2015 11:45 PM (79ZSg)
Specifically the Sausage McMuffin with Egg. Two please, and thank you.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 22, 2015 11:45 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: MAx at July 22, 2015 11:46 PM (YJeFl)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 22, 2015 11:40 PM (on01m)
What the fuck are robster craws
*kidding, probably just regional names.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 11:46 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 22, 2015 11:45 PM (xSCb6)
Sausage Egg McGriddle. Fucking money.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:47 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:47 PM (XKqt3)
Posted by: John Wayne Gacey at July 22, 2015 11:47 PM (gwG9s)
Sigh.
Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:45 PM (XKqt3
I could be wrong on the date so maybe you can still make it.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 11:47 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Chi at July 22, 2015 11:44 PM
Ha. My first experience at a Starbucks this spring. I ordered large black coffee. After the sneer and the proper terminology lesson I asked her If she wanted to make the fucking sale or not. Mrs. MH was not happy
Fuck Starbucks. I like Wisconsins Kwik Trip
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 22, 2015 11:48 PM (oE1dK)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 22, 2015 11:48 PM (jR7Wy)
I understand. No judging.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 11:49 PM (DA2iV)
Haters 0
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 22, 2015 11:49 PM (on01m)
inhumane torture. Seriously, if I ever held the nuclear launch codes
that would destroy the world, you could get them out of me by forcing a
McDonalds breakfast on me. Why couldn't they go the other way and serve
real food in the mornings instead? Christ, no wonder McDs is in such
trouble. "Hmmm, what do we have that's inedible that we could serve all
day?" Idiots."
We shall have to disagree on the merits of the Bacon Egg and Cheese bagel sir, and move on with our lives.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 22, 2015 11:49 PM (Wo9OY)
I'm busy too. So I cook real food for breakfast before I go to bed. I wake up, and there's a three egg omelette with veggies and cheese, plus three strips of bacon waiting for me. 15 minutes and I'm out the door.
Plus, no explosive diarrhea from McD's powdered eggs and cardboard biscuits. That's just a nice bonus. Like a breakfast dessert.
Posted by: DC in River City at July 22, 2015 11:49 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 11:49 PM (XAFOu)
EPIC FACE PALM
Why would you pay for something you can get for free?
Posted by: dude guy at July 22, 2015 11:49 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: MAx at July 22, 2015 11:49 PM (YJeFl)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 22, 2015 11:49 PM (+jijM)
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Is that the one made with mini pancakes? With syrup built in?
Yeah, a definite road breakfast go-to.
Posted by: Chi at July 22, 2015 11:49 PM (JExEi)
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at July 22, 2015 11:50 PM (uPxUo)
Haters 0
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 22, 2015 11:49 PM (on01m)
This guy fucking gets it.
Btw, you folks seem awfully sober. That' some bullshit.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:50 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:47 PM (XKqt3)
==
Here I am
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 22, 2015 11:50 PM (jR7Wy)
No wonder the country is in the crapper. The good guys have poisoned their Purity Of Essence with garbage.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 22, 2015 11:50 PM (WvS3w)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 11:50 PM (DA2iV)
Posted by: Chi at July 22, 2015 11:44 PM (QVbQw)
***
The term you must use is "Venti", cuz they are all serious Barista Artistes and shit.
Common language used to order their overpriced, burned end product makes them feel like they are not being taken seriously enough, as they yank one handle for your unenlightened order.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 22, 2015 11:50 PM (1eYr7)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:50 PM (GEICT)
I sense a disturbance in The Force.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 22, 2015 11:50 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 22, 2015 11:51 PM (Gosad)
Posted by: DC in River City at July 22, 2015 11:49 PM (e+1S5)
That's not McD's, that's just because you're a fucking pussy.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:51 PM (GEICT)
Specifically the Sausage McMuffin with Egg. Two please, and thank you.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 22, 2015 11:45 PM (xSCb6)
One is enough for me, and I've eaten them practically every workday for the past 15 years or so.
I'll get something different occasionally for a change of pace. In fact, just this morning I had a Sausage Biscuit with Egg.
Variety is the spice of life.
Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2015 11:51 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:51 PM (XKqt3)
Posted by: former Press Secretary Robert Gibbs at July 22, 2015 11:51 PM (z9azR)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 22, 2015 11:50 PM (WvS3w)
*eyerolls so hard*
*makes jerk off motion*
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:51 PM (GEICT)
Question for the night horde.
So I was perusing gofugyourself and a lot of the commenters and even the hosts keep on going on about how genuinely beautiful Miley Cyrus's face is. When I first saw her on Hannah Montana, I thought, wow, America is a really great place - even um, not so attractive young girls can be TV stars.
Am I missing something? (I don't always get white standards of beauty.)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 22, 2015 11:52 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:34 PM (GEICT)
Judging by the promotion, I'm guessing I failed to piss off my boss.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 22, 2015 11:52 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 22, 2015 11:52 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 22, 2015 11:52 PM (WvS3w)
Posted by: DC in River City
Says the man with the bottle of glazed donut vodka in his hand.
Posted by: Aviator at July 22, 2015 11:52 PM (c7vUv)
EPIC FACE PALM
Why would you pay for something you can get for free?
Posted by: dude guy at July 22, 2015 11:49 PM (QCc6B
They honor the rule of law and will vote GOPe.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 11:52 PM (XAFOu)
I'm busy too. So I cook real food for breakfast before I go to bed. I wake up, and there's a three egg omelette with veggies and cheese, plus three strips of bacon waiting for me. 15 minutes and I'm out the door.
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Aren't you usually 3 sheets to the wind? Now if you would've claimed a donut with sprinkles it would have been believable
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 22, 2015 11:52 PM (oE1dK)
inhumane torture. Seriously, if I ever held the nuclear launch codes
that would destroy the world, you could get them out of me by forcing a
McDonalds breakfast on me. Why couldn't they go the other way and serve
real food in the mornings instead? Christ, no wonder McDs is in such
trouble. "Hmmm, what do we have that's inedible that we could serve all
day?" Idiots."
We shall have to disagree on the merits of the Bacon Egg and Cheese bagel sir, and move on with our lives.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 22, 2015 11:49 PM (Wo9OY)
I'm with you -- the sausage patties engineered so they can be cooked by burger flippers with no change in technique creep me out.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 22, 2015 11:52 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:52 PM (XKqt3)
Speed? My local Dennys has a 20 minute wait to even get seated on a normal morning...
Then another 20 to get your food....
D's? get my food in less than 5 minutes usually.
Posted by: BB Wolf at July 22, 2015 11:53 PM (qh617)
It may be a store by store thing, or regional management, but they have got it effing DOWN here with the biscuits. I hate to even admit it, but they do make a perfect biscuit in my neck of the woods.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 22, 2015 11:53 PM (on01m)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 22, 2015 11:52 PM (0NdlF)
*looks around*
That's a good thing....right?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:53 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 22, 2015 11:53 PM (Gosad)
Been having mixed's since around 8'. Drinking like Hell. Sorry if I still sound sober.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 11:53 PM (DA2iV)
I'm not one to pull punches either.
When I first got the 20 questions about size, latte, half caff, gay stuff, etc - and the sneer, of course - I just asked "what's with all that shit in your face? You still mad at daddy?"
She got me my coffee.
Posted by: Chi at July 22, 2015 11:54 PM (u0ZYF)
I know why I love her.
Posted by: Farmer at July 22, 2015 11:54 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 22, 2015 11:54 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 11:53 PM (DA2iV)
Been taking what I call "margarita shots" since about 630. I think, THINK, I'm at about 9 or 10.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:54 PM (GEICT)
Of course, the two things are related - Robert Kardashian was a personal friend and Attorney for O.J.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer - Nutty Professor at July 22, 2015 11:55 PM (Edob3)
Posted by: Aviator at July 22, 2015 11:52 PM (c7vUv)
Is that a thing? Really?
*going to liquor store, brb*
Posted by: April at July 22, 2015 11:55 PM (79ZSg)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/nupdetr
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2015 11:55 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 22, 2015 11:52 PM (Mt8T4)
Pedos.. Teenage fantasies. Just like Britney Spears was hot shit when she was 15 and had a Catholic school uniform on.
Cyrus is no way no how beautiful or even pretty.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 11:55 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 22, 2015 11:54 PM (Mt8T4)
Because it's good.
But I'll be honest, I was really skeptical at first, but I like Taco Bell's breakfast menu.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:55 PM (GEICT)
food actually cooked by an actual person when I actually order it. Why
the fuck would I want McDs mass marketed sausage scented cardboard crap?
I'm the crazy one here? Y'all are supposed to be conservatives, you
know, the smart ones? And this is what I hear?"
If there was a real diner in-between my house and my office that could get my order to me in less than 3 minutes, and I don't have to get out of my car, I'd do that. However...
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 22, 2015 11:55 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 22, 2015 11:55 PM (bZQB+)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 22, 2015 11:56 PM (0NdlF)
The artwork of Walter Molino. I'm assuming that each illustration is of a
real event that happened? If so, I'd really like to hear the stories
behind each. Link has no info.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 22, 2015 11:52 PM (Wo9OY)
One looks like the assassination of the Arch Duke.
Posted by: Frazetta Fan at July 22, 2015 11:56 PM (/1WoD)
Posted by: chique d'afrique
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Don't let the snobbish elitists get to you.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2015 11:56 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 22, 2015 11:52 PM (EzgxV)
Sausage patties taste better than links
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 22, 2015 11:56 PM (oE1dK)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 22, 2015 11:45 PM (xSCb6)
**
Yep. Well played, Sir.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 22, 2015 11:56 PM (2z4UX)
What? Coffee, cigs, alcs, you gotta have some outlet. It's just human. Come on, girl.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 11:57 PM (DA2iV)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 22, 2015 11:57 PM (WvS3w)
diner and get actual food actually cooked by an actual person when I
actually order it. Why the fuck would I want McDs mass marketed sausage
scented cardboard crap? I'm the crazy one here? Y'all are supposed to be
conservatives, you know, the smart ones? And this is what I hear?
No wonder the country is in the crapper. The good guys have poisoned their Purity Of Essence with garbage.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 22, 2015 11:50 PM (WvS3w)
I can think of a place or two near me that would give me a breakfast sandwich for about the price or a bit more than McDs.
Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:57 PM (XKqt3)
I've been dozens of Starbucks in at least 7 states and this has never happened to me. I either get get a quad shot, or a large black coffee.
I prefer the quad shot. 300 mg of caffeine in 30 seconds. "It's ok boss, I can fuck this up in half the time as usual"
Posted by: DC in River City at July 22, 2015 11:57 PM (e+1S5)
So I was perusing gofugyourself and a lot of the commenters and even the hosts keep on going on about how genuinely beautiful Miley Cyrus's face is. When I first saw her on Hannah Montana, I thought, wow, America is a really great place - even um, not so attractive young girls can be TV stars.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 22, 2015 11:52 PM (Mt8T4)
I thought she was really cute when she was a teenager.
...Umm, did I say that out loud?
Posted by: rickl at July 22, 2015 11:57 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 22, 2015 11:55 PM (XAFOu)
She was 18 when her first album was released.
Just for the record.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:58 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
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Some Saturday you should meet me at comment 187
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2015 11:58 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:54 PM (GEICT)
And those are??
Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:58 PM (XKqt3)
Yes. As would likely have been be the crew of USS _The Sullivans_ in the earlier described explosion of an SM-2, had they been in action.
That is the missile that the crew of the ship are relying upon to kill the thing that's trying to kill the ship before it kills the ship, and kills them along with it.
This is analogous to being a mountaineer and having a safety rope immediately snap when you first rig it and give it a tentative tug. Shit-oh-dear. How many other ropes from the same production batch are also unfit for purpose?
Posted by: torquewrench at July 22, 2015 11:59 PM (noWW6)
RWC, it was female commentaters that think the tongued one is so pretty. A lot of then seem to be feminist types. I don't know if that has anything to do with it.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 22, 2015 11:59 PM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: dude guy at July 22, 2015 11:59 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:58 PM (XKqt3)
You fill a shot glass mostly with tequila and then hit it with a dash of margarita mix.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 12:00 AM (GEICT)
But I'll be honest, I was really skeptical at first, but I like Taco Bell's breakfast menu.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 22, 2015 11:55 PM (GEICT)
Gotta ask. How are the shells cooked. Soft like a biscuit or hard like a taco?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 23, 2015 12:00 AM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:52 PM (XKqt3)
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Meeting up at a nearby park Friday afternoon/evening, tour on Saturday. Email Bandersnatch for details.:
***
I'm gonna drop this in a few threads today, apologies for the spam, but it should be self-explanatory that not everyone reads every thread.
*clambers up on stepstool of awesomeness*
Gettysburg. A few weeks ago the idea of a Horde visit to the battlefield came up and a couple of us thought it would be a good idea to organize it. Clearly, the best thing to do is to consult everyone on dates and schedule it a month in advance.
But really.
So, someone got Her calendar cleared for this weekend and it's a go. At least three Moron/'Ettes will visit Gettysburg this Saturday. The best idea so far is a horseback tour.
My e-mail is in my nick. If you're interested in joining us please let me know.
This non-official HQ excursion is sanctioned under the auspices of Alextopia.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 21, 2015 08:27 AM (JtwS4)
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Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 23, 2015 12:00 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Frazetta Fan"
Wasn't he in a car when he got offed?
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 23, 2015 12:00 AM (Wo9OY)
Been having mixed's since around 8'. Drinking like Hell. Sorry if I still sound sober.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 11:53 PM (DA2iV)
It's because you're a "Hemingway" drunkard.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 12:00 AM (EzgxV)
I can picture you doing it.
Maybe I need to go to VA on vacation
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 23, 2015 12:00 AM (oE1dK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2015 11:58 PM (9mTYi)
Wow.... sounds like and internet dating site comment....
Posted by: BB Wolf at July 23, 2015 12:00 AM (qh617)
I got this one. Its complicated.
1) pour tequila into shot glass
B) drink
III) there is no III
Posted by: DC in River City at July 23, 2015 12:01 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 23, 2015 12:01 AM (DA2iV)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 23, 2015 12:00 AM (XAFOu)
I personally like the Breakfast Crunchwrap with Sausage.
Egg, hashbrown, cheese, sausage patty all wrapped up in a tortilla and grilled till crispy.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 12:02 AM (GEICT)
RWC, it was female commentaters that think the tongued one is so pretty. A lot of then seem to be feminist types. I don't know if that has anything to do with it.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 22, 2015 11:59 PM (Mt8T4)
Bet that has a lot to do with it. *insert the whole DAD!!!! Argument here)
She is going against her dads wholesome image. Well, used to be.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 23, 2015 12:02 AM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer"
Problem there is getting me out of bed on a Saturday while they still are in breakfast hours.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 23, 2015 12:02 AM (Wo9OY)
I see your name is well-earned.
Pistols in the parking lot at dawn, sir!
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 23, 2015 12:03 AM (xSCb6)
Posted by: Vendette at July 23, 2015 12:03 AM (XKqt3)
Among the chains I have the choice of mediocre and overprice at Starbucks and fairly price and mediocre at Timmies. It is a dilemma.
Posted by: Northernlurker, feeling grumpy today at July 23, 2015 12:03 AM (4rzL1)
Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:57 PM (XKqt3)
But do they have a drive-thru?
McD's sausage and egg biscuits. Yummm.
(Hi Vendette! )
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 23, 2015 12:03 AM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 12:00 AM (EzgxV)
Oh Gog keep him away from the shotguns.
Click. Bang.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 23, 2015 12:03 AM (oE1dK)
Cyrus is not cute in any way, shape or from. Never really was.
Spears, on the other hand? When she was in her twenties, but marketing to my tween niece & friends? Hawt.
Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2015 12:03 AM (2D3FS)
Crispy. That's what I was looking for. I didn't want it tasting like a soft taco with fillings.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 23, 2015 12:03 AM (XAFOu)
Washed down with Mickey D's thin, barely lukewarm post-Stella Liebeck coffee. Oh boy! Can't wait!
Also in terms of banning food under the Geneva conventions, they serve Subway to inmates at Gitmo. Seriously. You would think that followers of a pedo religion would dig fast food from a chain with a pedo spokesperson.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 23, 2015 12:04 AM (noWW6)
Just for the record."***
Which you had to look up, right?
Right??
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 23, 2015 12:04 AM (xSCb6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer"
And we still need to have a mini mo meet here in Asheville sometime.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 23, 2015 12:04 AM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: McDonald's at July 23, 2015 12:04 AM (z9azR)
EPIC FACE PALM
Why would you pay for something you can get for free?
We'll make them wait in line, pay a fine, pay back taxes and learn English. Trust me!
Posted by: Jeb! /Kudlow 2016 at July 23, 2015 12:05 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 23, 2015 12:05 AM (XAFOu)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 23, 2015 12:03 AM (XAFOu)
Between the outer tortilla and the hashbrown, it's got some crunch. Now they have the standard breakfast burrito type things, which I still think are good.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 12:05 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 23, 2015 12:02 AM (XAFOu
It's not that though. They think she's ruining a beautiful face with her awful clothes and antics.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 23, 2015 12:05 AM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 23, 2015 12:06 AM (Wo9OY)
No wonder the country is in the crapper. The good guys have poisoned their Purity Of Essence with garbage.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 22, 2015 11:50 PM (WvS3w)
Also, Mic Macs are a comfort food and sometimes I get a hankering for it.
Same with the super-cheap Macaroni & Cheese with the neon orange "cheese" powder.
Posted by: The Comfort Hat at July 23, 2015 12:06 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
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Yeah, I'm not so great about that myself.
Upside, breakfast anytime.
Which reminds me, I had a meeting with some other folks the last evening at The Cornerstone, on Tunnel Road. Turns out they serve breakfast any time also. Food was good+, price was right.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2015 12:06 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2015 12:07 AM (oZr5y)
Right??
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 23, 2015 12:04 AM (xSCb6)
Well I assumed. She's pretty much the exact same age as me.
She was actually still 17 when that album was released. But so was I. So I have no problem lusting after her.
I'd still hammer her white trash ass to a wall. Repeatedly. And with great vigor.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 12:07 AM (GEICT)
WasSharknado 3good, then? Haven't seen 2, watched 1 and thought it was ok, for syfy channel silly fare, but thought it could've been sillier and cheesier. Better than most of their crap. The trailers for 3 look pretty good. I'm enticed by the gratuitous casting... Bo Derek, Penn and Teller, Frankie Muniz, The Hoff!, et al looks cool and suffiently dumb. I actually want to give it a shot. Is it more over the top than 1?
Posted by: otho at July 23, 2015 12:07 AM (d8udV)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2015 12:07 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 23, 2015 12:08 AM (1cM33)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
For at least the next 200 years.
Posted by: ElBJ at July 23, 2015 12:08 AM (rVQpn)
Come on, fess up.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 23, 2015 12:09 AM (xSCb6)
came up and a couple of us thought it would be a good idea to organize
it."
Will someone PLEASE get video of the inevitable inebriated re-enactment of Pickett's Charge?
Posted by: torquewrench at July 23, 2015 12:09 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: dude guy at July 22, 2015 11:59 PM (QCc6B)
That was invented by a franchisee at one of his restaurants in Santa Barbara. There's a plaque on the wall.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 12:09 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 23, 2015 12:08 AM (1cM33)
Listen, it's the ONT. Let's not start a holy war, ok?
*stares*
Where do you stand on the McDonald's breakfast question?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 12:09 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 12:05 AM (GEICT)
Helping a gal with a yard sale on Saturday. Taco Bell up the street.
I know how I'm getting paid
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 23, 2015 12:09 AM (XAFOu)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 23, 2015 12:03 AM (XAFOu)
Just as long as it's not crunchy...
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at July 23, 2015 12:10 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Vendette at July 22, 2015 11:57 PM (XKqt3)
But do they have a drive-thru?
McD's sausage and egg biscuits. Yummm.
(Hi Vendette! )
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 23, 2015 12:03 AM (Mt8T4)
{{{Chique}}}
One of the places I need to visit in Alexandria is the Blue and White Carryout, which I understand rocks breakfast and lunch.
Posted by: Vendette at July 23, 2015 12:10 AM (XKqt3)
Come on, fess up.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 23, 2015 12:09 AM (xSCb6)
Hahhahahahahaha.
We need to do a J-ville MiniMeet soon.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 12:10 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 23, 2015 12:10 AM (on01m)
And that's how you own it.
I salute the gentleman from Florida.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 23, 2015 12:11 AM (xSCb6)
Where do you stand on the McDonald's breakfast question?
You know, given that Burger King has the long hamburger bun technology, they could, if they applied themselves, develop long english muffins and we could have a long muffin vs cross muffin war.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 23, 2015 12:11 AM (o78gS)
Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at July 23, 2015 12:12 AM (1brdf)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 23, 2015 12:12 AM (oE1dK)
Posted by: Dave M at July 23, 2015 12:12 AM (T1Fev)
It's not that though. They think she's ruining a beautiful face with her awful clothes and antics.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 23, 2015 12:05 AM (Mt8T4)
Then I have no theories. She looks like a 16 year old boy To me. She's not pretty on the outside (to me) and her personality makes her that more ugly.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 23, 2015 12:12 AM (XAFOu)
However, it is not on my way to work, and I'd have to leave home much earlier in order to eat there. Conversely, I can pick up my Sausage McMuffin with Egg at the drive-through and be at work 5 minutes later, and eat it there. Much more convenient.
Posted by: rickl at July 23, 2015 12:12 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: torquewrench at July 23, 2015 12:09 AM (noWW6)
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Both Round Tops will be stormed.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 23, 2015 12:12 AM (jR7Wy)
I salute the gentleman from Florida.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 23, 2015 12:11 AM (xSCb6)
*bows*
I do what I can, it's not much but I do it.
Speaking of, GO LISTEN TO THE PODCAST, PEOPLE!!!
Link in nic.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 12:13 AM (GEICT)
I'm down with whenever. Where's NDH? I don't see her on here much these days.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 23, 2015 12:13 AM (xSCb6)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 23, 2015 12:13 AM (1cM33)
Posted by: Vendette at July 23, 2015 12:13 AM (XKqt3)
Anybody buy a new gun this week?
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I'm considering a Taurus Judge to add to my collection. I like the idea of canister for home defense.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2015 12:14 AM (oZr5y)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 23, 2015 12:13 AM (xSCb6)
She almost never shows up in threads. Occasionally posts. She's on twitter more than around here.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 12:14 AM (GEICT)
Same with the super-cheap Macaroni & Cheese with the neon orange "cheese" powder.
Posted by: The Comfort Hat at July 23, 2015 12:06 AM (7YlUk)
You've gone cannibal on us? Micmacs are the Indian tribe in Nova Scotia.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2015 12:14 AM (OuKDK)
yeah, it's much Bette than 1. I never watched 2.
Don't forget President Mark Cuban & VP Ann Coulter. Cuban got the tough guy, Bruce Cambell badass treatment. And there's decent humor & one liners. Cuban's SS handle is Maverick.
Lots of cameos, Lou Ferigno, Robert Klein, many more.
Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2015 12:14 AM (WtnIG)
Posted by: Dave M at July 23, 2015 12:12 AM (T1Fev)
Really? You're not afraid it would wither or melt away, causing you excruciating pain and long-term damage? You, sir, are a brave soul.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 23, 2015 12:14 AM (Mt8T4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2015
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I think that is probably the perfect application for that piece of hardware.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 23, 2015 12:15 AM (on01m)
*granted, I remember the nooks and krannies holding much more butter when I was a kid.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 23, 2015 12:15 AM (XAFOu)
A sharknado storm is coming to town! Fortunately, since you are knowledgeable in chemistry, you are able to obtain some neodymium (Nd) metal. This metal acts as a shark repellent, since, as it oxidizes in sea water, it generates a voltage that disrupts the sharks' electrosensory system.
Suppose you place pure Nd metal into sea water (which is alkaline) so as to repel the oncoming sharks. Upon reaction, Nd oxidizes to Nd3+. Assume that you may neglect the effects of dissolved salts in sea water. It is believed that a voltage greater than 1.75 V is enough to repel sharks. Will your improvised shark repellent of pure Nd metal in sea water be sufficient? If not, what might you do in order to generate enough voltage to repel the sharks?
Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2015 12:16 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 23, 2015 12:14 AM (Mt8T4)
Yeah, guys aren't super particular. I mean, if she was gonna yank on my crank, I'd prob let her.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 12:17 AM (GEICT)
Could be worse. Could be a Meggie Mac.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 23, 2015 12:17 AM (W5DcG)
That's too bad. I'll never forget her shock to find out I wasn't a chick at that one meetup we had.
That was the first and only time anyone has ever been visibly disappointed upon meeting me. A real life achievement I think.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 23, 2015 12:17 AM (xSCb6)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2015 12:17 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2015 12:14 AM
Awesome. Sounds cool. Thanks, Chi. Been jonesing for something as silly and cool as syfy's "Bigfoot" from a few yeasrs back. This looks like it will do the job nicely.
Posted by: otho at July 23, 2015 12:17 AM (d8udV)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 23, 2015 12:17 AM (1eYr7)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 23, 2015 12:18 AM (l3vZN)
If there is a Bojangles near you, do yourself a favor and try them. Best fast food biscuits out there, by far.
I used to buy just them to bring home for dinner.
Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2015 12:18 AM (WtnIG)
That was the first and only time anyone has ever been visibly disappointed upon meeting me. A real life achievement I think.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 23, 2015 12:17 AM (xSCb6)
That was the funniest shit ever. I thought I was going to die laughing.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 12:18 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2015 12:14 AM (OuKDK)
My bad. In the future I'll leave it to grass fed SJWs...
Posted by: The Hat Inferno at July 23, 2015 12:18 AM (7YlUk)
Could be worse. Could be a Meggie Mac.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 23, 2015 12:17 AM (W5DcG)
Which would feed the entire tribe for days.... at least if you did not trim the fat...
Posted by: BB Wolf at July 23, 2015 12:18 AM (qh617)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr.
That's a lot of saturate fat for breakfast.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 23, 2015 12:19 AM (rVQpn)
I could never answer the question, but like it.
Posted by: Vendette at July 23, 2015 12:19 AM (XKqt3)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 23, 2015 12:17 AM (W5DcG)<<<
But he'd never go hungry again.
Posted by: looking on the plus size, er, I mean side at July 23, 2015 12:19 AM (z9azR)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2015 12:16 AM (2XMpf)
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*slides a tall double vodka tonic over to CJ*
If you can still ask that question, you clearly haven't had enough to drink yet.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 23, 2015 12:19 AM (on01m)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2015 12:17 AM (wKc1L)
Hmmm...not sure. If you can't get it to work, email me. I'll get you taken care of. Bcochran1981 at gmail.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 12:19 AM (GEICT)
Where do you stand on the McDonald's breakfast question?
You know, given that Burger King has the long hamburger bun technology, they could, if they applied themselves, develop long english muffins and we could have a long muffin vs cross muffin war.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 23, 2015 12:11 AM (o78gS)
They're Hot Cross Buns!!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 12:20 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2015 12:16 AM
(2XMpf)
The standard voltages are a lie.
Posted by: The Divalent Hat at July 23, 2015 12:20 AM (7YlUk)
Come on, fess up
Well, i'm not big on breakfast in any event, but given my drothers, I'd chose a toasted onion begal with cream cheese, a tomato slice from a fresh garden tomato topped with thin sliced salmon.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 23, 2015 12:20 AM (7TK5d)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2015 12:16 AM (2XMpf)
You could throw Kate Upton into the ocean. That should generate some voltage.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2015 12:21 AM (OuKDK)
Vendette,
If there is a Bojangles near you, do yourself a favor and try them. Best fast food biscuits out there, by far.
I used to buy just them to bring home for dinner.
Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2015 12:18 AM (WtnIG)
Yeah, there is.
Posted by: Vendette at July 23, 2015 12:21 AM (XKqt3)
Oh yeah, I heard alex had a podcast. But there's this guy, I think it the producer of something, she keeps letting him talk. She shouldn't do that.
Posted by: DC in River City at July 23, 2015 12:21 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2015 12:16 AM
(2XMpf)
How is any of that worth a damn since this is Sharknado and the sharks are airborne?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 12:21 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 23, 2015 12:21 AM (0vr/j)
Posted by: DC in River City at July 23, 2015 12:21 AM (e+1S5)
I will buy a microscope, use it to find your dick, rip it off and feed it to a goldfish.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 12:22 AM (GEICT)
given my drothers, I'd chose a toasted onion begal with cream cheese, a
tomato slice from a fresh garden tomato topped with thin sliced salmon.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 23, 2015 12:20 AM (7TK5d)
How in the world do you do that for breakfast?????
If my breakfast is not ready in 1 minute then I am not interested
Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2015 12:23 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2015 12:16 AM (2XMpf) "***
Clearly you need to blow up a propane tank inside a cloud in order spark a static discharge which would result in the necessary 1.21 jigawatts of electricity necessary to repel ALL of the sharks.
What do I win?
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 23, 2015 12:23 AM (xSCb6)
Or just ammo?
Posted by: Tobacco
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On a related note, I called the High Sherriff's office today to inquire about a CCW appointment. That's right, you have to make an appointment.
Anyhow, the woman there was very chatty, and encouraged me to 'Come on over!', then proceeded to talk about the benefits associated with having a CCW permit. Not what I expected.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2015 12:24 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 12:21 AM (GEICT)
Correctanumdo!
The only way to repel airborn Sharks electrically, is to rediscover Nicholas Tesla's method of through the air Electricity Transmission!!!
Posted by: BB Wolf at July 23, 2015 12:25 AM (qh617)
http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/pemberton-music-festival- visitors-left-b-c-campground-covered-in-garbage-1.3162562
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 23, 2015 12:25 AM (OuKDK)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 23, 2015 12:15 AM
J just fixed us ham, cheese on an awesome English muffin. Good eating.
Nite all, I've got a lot to do in the next few days.
Posted by: Farmer at July 23, 2015 12:25 AM (o/90i)
Maet, seconding CBD's earlier comment - even via osmosis, I have not learned enough about the Kardashians to pick them out of a line-up (well, the deceased father I could, from the OJ trial TV coverage).
Main thing about them is that their pristinely Armenian name happened to coincide with that alien species in one of those TV Star Trek-wannabe-spinoff whatever shows. Right? Always thought that was funny, and remember chuckling the first time I heard the sci-fi name, having had lots to do with Armenia at one point.
People will take it the wrong way if I make the point too strongly, but my isolation from pop culture is at live-in-a-cave-in-the-high-Pamirs level, and probably getting better/worse.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 23, 2015 12:26 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 23, 2015 12:21 AM (0vr/j)
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While I would normally request a TB3K intervention for this offensive post, and fart in your general direction, I think this is the absolute truth.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 23, 2015 12:26 AM (on01m)
I will buy a microscope, use it to find your dick, rip it off and feed it to a goldfish
It'll still be more substantial than your contributions to Alex's podcast.
D -n- R
Posted by: Weirddave at July 23, 2015 12:26 AM (7TK5d)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2015 12:26 AM (2XMpf)
Welcome home, sir. I trust the trip was fun? Good to have you back. Sorry about the mess...
Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2015 12:26 AM (WtnIG)
How in the world do you do that for breakfast?????
If my breakfast is not ready in 1 minute then I am not interested
Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2015 12:23 AM (2XMpf)
^^This.
Posted by: rickl at July 23, 2015 12:26 AM (sdi6R)
That was....clever. Huh. Everybody give Cochran a round of applause. After a lifetime of effort he actually came up with a good insult.
Nevermind the fact that he googled "good insult" a few seconds before hitting post. He's trying his best, and that's what matters.
Posted by: DC in River City at July 23, 2015 12:27 AM (e+1S5)
given my drothers, I'd chose a toasted onion begal with cream cheese, a
tomato slice from a fresh garden tomato topped with thin sliced salmon."***
I'm not sure what the hell a begal is, but if you can get that handed to me through my car window, I'll try anything.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 23, 2015 12:27 AM (xSCb6)
Posted by: Anachronda at July 23, 2015 12:27 AM (o78gS)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2015 12:27 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: BB Wolf
Or go full Robert Rodriguez and have an army of illegal landscapers show up with their leaf blowers to deflect the Sharknado.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 23, 2015 12:27 AM (rVQpn)
D -n- R
Posted by: Weirddave at July 23, 2015 12:26 AM (7TK5d)
Maybe, but I bet we get more listeners than you get readers.
Buahahahahaha.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 12:27 AM (GEICT)
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We have that for brunch on Sundays at the WH.
Posted by: Barky at July 23, 2015 12:28 AM (9mTYi)
Find me a diet plan that lets me cook a healthy meal that produces leftovers that I can reheat over the course of 5-6 days and I'm totally there.
Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2015 12:28 AM (2XMpf)
It's probably something really common that I'll end up picking up more or less by accident pretty soon, so I guess I'm not too worried right now, but it would help if the site could tell you the plugin it needs. I don't know how much you can do about that, but if you can say something to someone it might be helpful.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2015 12:28 AM (wKc1L)
If there is a Bojangles near you, do yourself a favor and try them. Best fast food biscuits out there, by far.
I used to buy just them to bring home for dinner.
Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2015 12:18 AM (WtnIG)
In NC, they've got a chain called "Biscuitville".
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 12:29 AM (EzgxV)
Nevermind the fact that he googled "good insult" a few seconds before hitting post. He's trying his best, and that's what matters.
Posted by: DC in River City at July 23, 2015 12:27 AM (e+1S5)
*sigh*
As always, ignore the pussy with the cotton candy booze.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 12:29 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Anything that can actually make me smile is always welcome these days, especially from the government.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 23, 2015 12:29 AM (on01m)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 23, 2015 12:21 AM (0vr/j)
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While I would normally request a TB3K intervention for this offensive post, and fart in your general direction, I think this is the absolute truth.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 23, 2015 12:26 AM (on01m)
Just want to throw in a shout out to the original Egg McMuffin.
Ham trumps sausage.
Posted by: eman at July 23, 2015 12:29 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 23, 2015 12:29 AM (1cM33)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2015 12:24 AM (9mTYi)
***
Be happy. Ours in Cobb County are drones. I only see them every 5 years, but they haven't budged.
It could be eorse, but drones for life suck to deal with.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 23, 2015 12:29 AM (1eYr7)
Posted by: Weirddave at July 23, 2015 12:30 AM (7TK5d)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2015 12:27 AM
Oh, yeah... He fed it a power line.
Posted by: otho at July 23, 2015 12:30 AM (d8udV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2015 12:30 AM (z9220)
Tobacco, does making ammo (reloading) count? Well, cranking out about 100 rounds of 9mm every morning. And getting to where I'll have to get those 30-06 dies to feed the Garand, when the HXP runs out (end is in sight).
New gun. I remain, technically, Not In The Market For A New Firearm.
Well. Getting close to failing to resist the urge to buy one of those Polish P-64 9mm Makarovs in great condition from one of the online dealers. For around $350 total, for pistols in like-new condition, that are clearly part of a finite surplus stock that will only come around once .... hard to argue myself out of it.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 23, 2015 12:31 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Tobacco
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Must have been a slow day. I had trouble getting off of the phone.
Posted by: Barky at July 23, 2015 12:31 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 23, 2015 12:12 AM (jR7Wy)
So many ways to run with this one...
Pics, or it didn't happen!
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 23, 2015 12:31 AM (Gosad)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 23, 2015 12:29 AM (1cM33)
Ha. No. I'm not actually a fan of the Death Star Lego kit.
But the Ultimate Collecters Series TIE Fighter most assuredly is.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 12:31 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2015 12:32 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: chemjeff
I've been making casseroles and substituting brown rice for pasta or white rice to healthy them up. Chicken broccoli and rice, tuna and "noodle". works out pretty well.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 23, 2015 12:32 AM (rVQpn)
Or just ammo?
Posted by: Tobacco
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On a related note, I called the High Sherriff's office today to inquire about a CCW appointment. That's right, you have to make an appointment.
Anyhow, the woman there was very chatty, and encouraged me to 'Come on over!', then proceeded to talk about the benefits associated with having a CCW permit. Not what I expected.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2015 12:24 AM (9mTYi)
***sigh*** That's because you live in a civilized place.....
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 12:32 AM (EzgxV)
Your numbers are inflated because I have to hit play seven Ike's before it stops shitting the bed a few minutes in.
>>>As always, ignore the pussy with the cotton candy booze.
First of all, fuck yoooouuu. Second, I got a shot of tequila in front of me. You got a toast?
Posted by: DC in River City at July 23, 2015 12:32 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Bibi at July 23, 2015 12:32 AM (Bjvsz)
As always, ignore the pussy with the cotton candy booze.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 12:29 AM (GEICT)
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I'm drinking whipped cream vodka!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 23, 2015 12:33 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: otho
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Oh sorry..., I think it was a 17.5 Kv line. What are a few orders of magnitude.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2015 12:33 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 23, 2015 12:33 AM (1cM33)
How in the world do you do that for breakfast?????
If my breakfast is not ready in 1 minute then I am not interested
It's not that hard. About 4 minutes to make if you have the stuff on hand.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 23, 2015 12:34 AM (7TK5d)
Posted by: cthulhu
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Only once you are out of the city limits.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2015 12:34 AM (9mTYi)
Hitting play seven Ike's. I think I'm seeing the problem.
And a toast? Fuck yeah I can drag up something good. Gimme just a second....
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 12:34 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2015 12:35 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: DC in River City at July 23, 2015 12:35 AM (e+1S5)
Same as Dunkin Donuts' coffee. Filled with heroin. Sweet, sweet heroin.
And their bagel sandwiches are pretty good if you can handle that huge a lug of carbs in the morning.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 23, 2015 12:35 AM (0vr/j)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 23, 2015 12:36 AM (rVQpn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2015 12:33 AM
I.... don't know. That sort of detail is above my pay grade. I just remember lots of sparks and shit and the shark caught fire. BTW- you guys must have heard about the Mick Fanning thing?... on the subject of sharks. Must be an interwebz thing by now.
Posted by: otho at July 23, 2015 12:36 AM (d8udV)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2015 12:36 AM (2XMpf)
may her lakes and rivers bless you.
may the luck of the Irish enfold you.
may the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you.
Slainte!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 12:36 AM (GEICT)
Barack Obama is American as:
Posted by: Bibi at July 23, 2015 12:32 AM (Bjvsz)
.....a platter of dog in your rijsttafel.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 12:36 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: OTB at July 23, 2015 12:36 AM (ShdUd)
Posted by: DC in River City at July 23, 2015 12:37 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Vendette at July 23, 2015 12:37 AM (XKqt3)
Posted by: OTB at July 23, 2015 12:36 AM (ShdUd)
This. Nothing bad comes from having it handy if you need it.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 12:37 AM (GEICT)
Specifically the Sausage McMuffin with Egg. Two please, and thank you.
If I get one more minion toy, i'll have enough to juggle.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 23, 2015 12:37 AM (o78gS)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 23, 2015 12:38 AM (1cM33)
What the Czechs did for their fledgling post WWII air force was a simple miracle. They took ME-109K airframes and mated them to the Jumo 203 engine since the DB-603 engine was not available. This was called the Avia S.99. Avia also built a copy of the ME-262 jet fighter for the Czech air force.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2015 12:38 AM (z9220)
First of all, fuck yoooouuu. Second, I got a shot of tequila in front of me. You got a toast?
Cochran's Irish. Fuck yooooouuuu! is a toast.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 23, 2015 12:38 AM (7TK5d)
Posted by: OTB at July 23, 2015 12:36 AM (ShdUd)
This. Nothing bad comes from having it handy if you need it.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 12:37 AM (GEICT)
....except you're "on the list".
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 12:38 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2015 12:36 AM (2XMpf)
Sometimes.
Good coffee is good at any temperature, so I usually reheat just the lame stuff.
Posted by: eman at July 23, 2015 12:38 AM (MQEz6)
Ham trumps sausage.
Posted by: eman at July 23, 2015 12:29 AM (MQEz6)
Better yet, combine the two...
Posted by: The Combo Hat at July 23, 2015 12:38 AM (7YlUk)
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I do. I make coffee and put it in the fridge. A quick nuke for a hot cup on demand. Stays fresh that way too.
Posted by: OTB at July 23, 2015 12:38 AM (ShdUd)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 23, 2015 12:21 AM (0vr/j)
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While I would normally request a TB3K intervention for this offensive post, and fart in your general direction, I think this is the absolute truth.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 23, 2015 12:26 AM (on01m)
Just want to throw in a shout out to the original Egg McMuffin.
Ham trumps sausage.
Posted by: eman at July 23, 2015 12:29 AM
Jules kicks all their asses.
Be well all, time for bed here.
Posted by: Farmer at July 23, 2015 12:38 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Vendette at July 23, 2015 12:37 AM (XKqt3)
Here comes CBD with a link/post about how we're doing it wrong and here's this 5 star chef that does quick and simple meals that only require 3 hours to make.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 12:39 AM (GEICT)
Best of all was being totally cut off from electronics for 3 weeks and in the company of some young people. I needed that.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 23, 2015 12:39 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 12:38 AM (EzgxV)
You comment here. You really think you're not already on a list?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 12:40 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 23, 2015 12:08 AM (1cM33)
Can't see how that would happen since the recruiters were in an office that was rented out. In other words, they have the consent of the owner.
Hell, if a private citizen wants to, he/she could billet military personal all the time.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 23, 2015 12:40 AM (Z7G74)
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Yea, I'm on the list. Hope it is the leave him alone list. lol
Posted by: OTB at July 23, 2015 12:40 AM (ShdUd)
Here comes CBD with a link/post about how we're
doing it wrong and here's this 5 star chef that does quick and simple
meals that only require 3 hours to make.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 12:39 AM (GEICT)
lol no kidding.
if I am going to spend 3 hours cooking, she'd better be smokin' hot
Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2015 12:40 AM (2XMpf)
Sure, they'll tell the rubes its a great gift, but 10 years later 90% of your population is dead from
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 23, 2015 12:41 AM (Gosad)
Posted by: chemjeff
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All of the time. I brew the equivalent of three cups of coffee, decant it (damn, I've been waiting for a chance to say that) into a 20 oz. insulated container with a lid, then tap it off through the morning, for a quick re-heat in the microwave. Sometimes I don't get back for the last cup until evening. It's fine. The key is getting the coffee off of the heating element, and covering it. Otherwise it oxidizes, becomes rank.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2015 12:41 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 12:38 AM (EzgxV)
You comment here. You really think you're not already on a list?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 12:40 AM (GEICT)
I'm on several lists. So many, in fact, that I hope to confuse the bureaucracy with which ones I am on or not on.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 12:41 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at July 23, 2015 12:41 AM (1brdf)
chemjeff, you actually gave one possible answer to your breakfast question yourself. Cook up a bunch of stuff that keeps and eat it as leftovers in the morning, reheated by microwave. Quick.
Not one minute, but pretty easy/quick, are bagel sandwiches. Bagels are pre-sliced, frozen - pop in toaster. Microwave one beaten egg in a small round microwave dish. Place on bagel bottom, top with cheese slice (round ones, pre-sliced), and ham, or turkey, or bacon (pre-cooked, refrigerated), or nothing. Back in micro, 45 seconds, cheese melts. Depending on component quality, good as any bagel shop.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 23, 2015 12:41 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: eman at July 23, 2015 12:29 AM (MQEz6)
Better yet, combine the two...
Posted by: The Combo Hat at July 23, 2015 12:38 AM (7YlUk)
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Wrap 'em both in bacon and it's a pork triad.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 23, 2015 12:42 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 23, 2015 12:42 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2015 12:40 AM (2XMpf)
There's a single meal I make that takes anywhere near that. Chili. And that includes the hour it simmers.
Beyond that...3 hours for a meal? I expect 3somes and someone better have a nice set of bolt ons.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 12:42 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 12:38 AM (EzgxV)
****
I have one. Make no mistake, everyone here is already on a "list". Fcuk them.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 23, 2015 12:43 AM (cygkw)
But out west, we cook our damn eggs. They aren't runny.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 12:43 AM (39g3+)
You didn't miss a lot. Basically, daytime has been three weeks of circular firing squad.
I think everyone was shooting blanks, though, because they're all still standing.
ONT, has been it's usual debauchery and general drunkenness.
Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2015 12:43 AM (WtnIG)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2015 12:43 AM (wKc1L)
And I'll have Allah know that McDonald's oatmeal is great. I used to get it regularly.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at July 23, 2015 12:43 AM (Mt8T4)
My inclination is to unload some 00 buck into the attic. 12ga is 3 paces away.
But it would hurt my ears. So I'll have another VT and ignore them like I usually do.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 23, 2015 12:43 AM (on01m)
I'm giving you assholes two minutes to prepare and then I'm dropping the toast.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 12:44 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 23, 2015 12:44 AM (on01m)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 23, 2015 12:44 AM (QDnY+)
The S.99 actually still has the DB 605 engine.
The S.199 was the one with the Jumo 203 engine.
Perhaps I should go to bed.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2015 12:45 AM (z9220)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2015 12:45 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 23, 2015 12:45 AM (jR7Wy)
Um, so whose body is the head going to be transplanted on? The article doesn't say.
Meh. They all look alike.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 23, 2015 12:45 AM (o78gS)
McDonald's actually used to have a sandwich just like that and it was very good. Best thing on their menu.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 12:46 AM (39g3+)
I've been thinking about it, but I'm not sure I want to be on another list. I can already carry open, and car carry is legal, and if it all goes sideways, a permit won't mean much.
I'm torn. During the week, I can't carry on my job sites, permit or no.
I'll probably get my C&R first to get a crate of Mosins. I'll give you two of em if you clean the cosmoline of the whole batch.
Posted by: DC in River City at July 23, 2015 12:47 AM (e+1S5)
Wasn't there some cheesy movie where some football player got a white dude's head grafted to his body so he was like two headed?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2015 12:47 AM (z9220)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2015 12:47 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2015 12:48 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 12:48 AM (39g3+)
Okay i have never understood this recipe direction. How do you know if an onion is "carmelized"?
Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2015 12:48 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: OTB at July 23, 2015 12:48 AM (ShdUd)
https://padresteve.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/avia-s199-hatzerim-3.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2015 12:49 AM (z9220)
FFS sake. You are a chemist. Experiment!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2015 12:48 AM (9mTYi)
I don't normally eat my experiments.
Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2015 12:49 AM (2XMpf)
for every wound, a balm.
for every sorrow, cheer.
for every storm, a calm.
for every thirst, a beer.
Slainte!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 12:49 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2015 12:47 AM
There was "The Thing with 2 Heads" (I think is the name) from 1972?... that had Ray Milland's head attached to a jive talking black dude.
Posted by: otho at July 23, 2015 12:49 AM (d8udV)
Um, so whose body is the head going to be transplanted on? The article doesn't say.
Meh. They all look alike.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 23, 2015 12:45 AM (o78gS)
It's Russia. They'll find somebody.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 12:49 AM (EzgxV)
Do you know who railed for, pounded on the table for, a universal healthcare option for our indigent and unprepared seniors? Ronald Reagan.
As Reagan railed against the Medicare bill, I have his weekly radio addresses on cd, he explained that there was already a bill introduced in Congress to take care of all of our seniors that needed such a universal healthcare option for economic reasons.
He stated that there was no way in hell that we should allow the federal government to take over all of our senior's healthcare via Medicare. What was the need? Any senior who needed a healthcare assist would be taken care of via the bill currently pending in Congress.
Thus, Reagan opposed the monstrosity that is Medicare and which the federal government has taken over almost every senior's health choices.
And Reagan was right as Medicare is a ghastly, costly system that is nearing bankruptcy/insolvency.
And yet Donald Trump, when he talks about a universal health care system, OPTIONAL, to take care of those who might not meet Medicaid but just damn work for a living and can't afford insurance, he's a flaming liberal POS who can't be trusted.
So Trump essentially proposes what Reagan proposed with our seniors, not the government take over of all healthcare, just an optional, universal system to help those who fall outside the margins where employers don't provide healthcare.
Yes, telling Americans that he wants to provide an optional universal system to help our people and make sure all working Americans have good access to healthcare without going bankrupt, surely that is a losing message. What a piece of shit liberal. No voter would ever be moved by such a motive.
I wish we had a time machine so we could go back and tell Reagan what an idiot he was...
Posted by: prescient11 at July 23, 2015 12:50 AM (IXLyX)
Probably best to get a gun, first.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 12:50 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: otho at July 23, 2015 12:50 AM (d8udV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2015 12:50 AM (z9220)
Posted by: The Department of Redundancy Department at July 23, 2015 12:50 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: chemjeff
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When it's brown and gooey.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 23, 2015 12:50 AM (on01m)
http://www.blindpanic.com/humor/vecna.htm
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2015 12:50 AM (wKc1L)
Would you suggest this?
http://www.food.com/recipe/breakfast-burritos-once-a-month-cooking-30165
Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2015 12:51 AM (2XMpf)
Okay i have never understood this recipe direction. How do you know if an onion is "carmelized"?
Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2015 12:48 AM (2XMpf)
They turn a little brown. Like caramel.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 12:51 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: OTB at July 23, 2015 12:51 AM (ShdUd)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
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The other way around, here. The purchase is much easier if you have the CCW.
Posted by: The Department of Redundancy Department at July 23, 2015 12:51 AM (9mTYi)
for every wound, a balm.
for every sorrow, cheer.
for every storm, a calm.
for every thirst, a beer.
Slainte!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 12:49 AM (GEICT)
Cheers!
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 12:52 AM (EzgxV)
This one's bourbon. I gotta save the tequila for a weekend at the lake.
What? There's two (2) more days left in this work week? Fuck that noise. Fuck it right in the ear.
Posted by: DC in River City at July 23, 2015 12:52 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2015 12:47 AM
There was "The Thing with 2 Heads" (I think is the name) from 1972?... that had Ray Milland's head attached to a jive talking black dude.
Posted by: otho at July 23, 2015 12:49 AM (d8udV)
Rosie Greer.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 12:52 AM (EzgxV)
chemjeff, depends on microwave. Mine is small/old. One beaten egg in a small round dish takes about 1 minute. It's cooking while the bagel is defrosting/toasting.
Trust me on this one. I do this pretty much only when I've got an oh-dark-thirty activity (happily also involving firearms, though no live targets), and it's a model of Swiss/Japanese efficiency.
The good thin-sliced deli-style turkey from a major brand at the store. Round cheese slices - your preference. Regular eggs. Decent bagels, sliced and frozen, or fresh. Zippity bang, you've got a quick solid breakfast.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 23, 2015 12:52 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 23, 2015 12:08 AM (1cM33)
Can't see how that would happen since the recruiters were in an office that was rented out. In other words, they have the consent of the owner.
Hell, if a private citizen wants to, he/she could billet military personal all the time.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 23, 2015 12:40 AM (Z7G74)
You must have missed the discussion. Yeah he was trying to argue that soldiers working in a rented space for the purposes of recruiting would be violating the 3rd Amendment. Ask ThunderB about it if she doesn't wind up in jail for assaulting her annoying relative.
Posted by: Liar Liar at July 23, 2015 12:53 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Vendette at July 23, 2015 12:53 AM (XKqt3)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 23, 2015 12:53 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Bibi at July 23, 2015 12:32 AM (Bjvsz)<<<
As I am faithful.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 23, 2015 12:53 AM (z9azR)
I'm about to shoot her at Cochran. *gimlet eye* More than I have readers? Really?
Actually, I haven't lately, the only range time lately was strictly .22 when little was in the kid's shoot (he tied for 1st
). If i can get someone to buy my house so I can move, range time will be a priority. been busy lately, life keeps happening to me.Posted by: Weirddave at July 23, 2015 12:54 AM (7TK5d)
They start to turn brown and are soft. If you taste them, they taste kind of sweet as the starches have broken down into sugars.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 12:54 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 23, 2015 12:50 AM (z9220)
It'll get passed off to some flunky who will make sure it happens.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 12:55 AM (EzgxV)
They get a golden brown. Like . . . caramel.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 23, 2015 12:55 AM (x3GpS)
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Just don't mention moisture in the basement....
Posted by: The Department of Redundancy Department at July 23, 2015 12:55 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 23, 2015 12:55 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 23, 2015 12:56 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: buzzion at July 23, 2015 12:56 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at July 23, 2015 12:57 AM (1brdf)
I'd sub fried onions, green peppers, and garlic for the salsa, because as i said, liquid in the wrap tends to break down the tortilla.
And microwaved eggs are nassssty. They have a weird texture and strange flavor, and to boot they make your kitchen smell funky. Fry them in some butter.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 12:57 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: The Department of Redundancy Department at July 23, 2015 12:55 AM
What happens between me and Huma is none of your goddamn business.
Posted by: Hillary at July 23, 2015 12:58 AM (Bjvsz)
Chris Taylor, with some solid Mexican-influenced suggestions for quick/easy breakfast. Well done. Burrito is a solid option. chemjeff, if you have a gas stove and a decent skillet, one trick to greatly delish-i-fy aburrito is to use the uncooked wheat tortillas. Pop them on a hot skillet and in about one minute you've got a freshtortilla. Muuuuch tastier.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 23, 2015 12:59 AM (QDnY+)
If I bought the company, I'd slash the menu back in items to the 10 best selling items, cut a lot of the weird experimental items, and focus on better flavor quality. And I'd bring back animal fat for the friers. Smaller, tighter menu and better flavor.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 01:00 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 12:57 AM (39g3+)
They're best fried in bacon grease.
Posted by: The Breakfast Hat at July 23, 2015 01:00 AM (7YlUk)
Police officers are the instrument of state sanctioned force within the state.
But anyone carrying a weapon is an instrument of Natural Law for force to protect themselves and their property.
The Third Amendment prohibits gov't enforced boarding of soldiers on private property outside of time of war. Common Law says that soldiers should not routinely perform police action in their own country. But nowhere in the Constitution or other legal traditions does it say a soldier can't kill some dick civilian in self-defense.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 23, 2015 01:01 AM (Gosad)
If I bought the company, I'd slash the menu back in items to the 10 best selling items, cut a lot of the weird experimental items, and focus on better flavor quality. And I'd bring back animal fat for the friers. Smaller, tighter menu and better flavor.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 01:00 AM (39g3+)
Simple menus work.
In n' Out is a good example of that, abet because they cook to order you can get the special menu...
Posted by: Hat n' Out at July 23, 2015 01:02 AM (7YlUk)
Were I diagnosed with cancer (or any other long-term nasty), the very first thing to do would be to find the state where I would get treated and get on a plane.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 01:02 AM (EzgxV)
strange flavor, and to boot they make your kitchen smell funky. Fry them
in some butter.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 12:57 AM (39g3+)
Fake eggs, whatever they are, are the same.
Posted by: Vendette at July 23, 2015 01:03 AM (XKqt3)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 01:03 AM (39g3+)
There was also "The Incredible Two Headed Transplant" where Bruce Dern grafted a psycho killer's head onto the body of a retarded guy who still had his head.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 23, 2015 01:03 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Bibi at July 23, 2015 12:32 AM (Bjvsz)<<<
Mayonnaise on French Fries.
Posted by: that's just wrong at July 23, 2015 01:03 AM (z9azR)
Weirddave - understand about the time thing. Well you are busy with good stuff, successful career, great family, so that's good. Time will come, the M1 will be there to shoot.
Chris Taylor - actually just the one egg, beaten and microwaved for a bagel sandwich, is fine. I enhance mine with rosemary and oregano snipped out in the back yard minutes before cooking, plus salt and pepper of course. With bacon, or even the thin turkey slices, those sandwiches are damn good.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 23, 2015 01:04 AM (QDnY+)
I'd sub fried onions, green peppers, and garlic for the salsa, because as i said, liquid in the wrap tends to break down the tortilla.
And microwaved eggs are nassssty. They have a weird texture and strange flavor, and to boot they make your kitchen smell funky. Fry them in some butter.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 12:57 AM (39g3+)
Our local bagel place uses a tupperware with (I believe) a quick spray of butter from a can. Ends up nice.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 01:04 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: OTB at July 23, 2015 12:51 AM (ShdUd)
It seems to me that a problem with open carry is that a bad guy could sneak up behind you, knock you over the head, and take your gun.
I'm not opposed to open carry; it just seems like that could be a potential problem.
Posted by: rickl at July 23, 2015 01:04 AM (sdi6R)
It has a funny way of doing that! doesn't it? It was just yesterday I was a hard charging door kicker.
Now I have a house in the burbs and a whole bunch of aches and pains that seem to be telling me to slow down. I ignore them like I ignore all good advice. It's policy, nothing I can do about it.
Posted by: DC in River City at July 23, 2015 01:05 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: prescient11 at July 23, 2015 01:05 AM (IXLyX)
Posted by: Liar Liar at July 23, 2015 12:53 AM (zt+N6)
I did.
Funny what people can read into a simple statement:
"No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law".
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 23, 2015 01:06 AM (Z7G74)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2015 01:06 AM (2XMpf)
I want to see "Gatorcane!" I would be willing to write the script.
Sharks in tornadoes - whatevs.
Gators in hurricanes - THAT"S THE BUSINESS!
Posted by: Jade Sea at July 23, 2015 01:07 AM (7pz+3)
I would think they'd be considered the very epitome of "high flight risk".
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2015 01:07 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: Vendette at July 23, 2015 01:07 AM (XKqt3)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 23, 2015 01:08 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2015 01:09 AM (wKc1L)
Renting a booth isn't close to quartering in a house.
The thing that changes everything hasn't happened yet.
Posted by: eman at July 23, 2015 01:09 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 23, 2015 01:09 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 23, 2015 12:53 AM (jR7Wy)
Rewind to that scene. Check out the name of the movie they are watching.
"Shark Wedding"
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 23, 2015 01:10 AM (Z7G74)
Posted by: Jade Sea at July 23, 2015 01:10 AM (7pz+3)
and breakfast sandwich recipes. I really do. but you are talking to a
guy who has to have it super duper simple. If you had to pare it down to
the absoultely absoluteist simplest recipe, what would it be?
Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2015 01:06 AM (2XMpf)
Toast. Cook bacon and fry an egg to your desired doneness. It can be done in the same frying pan. If needs be, throw a slice of cheese on the egg.
Posted by: Vendette at July 23, 2015 01:10 AM (XKqt3)
Posted by: eman at July 23, 2015 01:10 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 23, 2015 01:10 AM (QDnY+)
Back to work now. Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!
Posted by: GGE of the Mobile Horde at July 23, 2015 01:10 AM (8UA3j)
Fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you....I'm out.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 01:10 AM (GEICT)
Back to work now. Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!
Posted by: GGE of the Mobile Horde at July 23, 2015 01:10 AM (8UA3j)
Duly noted!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 01:11 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2015 01:12 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: eman at July 23, 2015 01:12 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Jade Sea at July 23, 2015 01:13 AM (7pz+3)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 23, 2015 01:13 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 01:13 AM (39g3+)
chemjeff my bagel recipe, seriously, is extremely simple and quick. Not much more complicated than toasting a piece of bread and putting butter on it. Just have your components ready and staged. Toaster and microwave is all you need.
Vendette's suggestion is essentially the same. Toast some bread-like item, top it with other things. Those things can be pre-prepared (cooked bacon in the fridge, for example).
Posted by: rhomboid at July 23, 2015 01:13 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2015 01:14 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: prescient11 at July 23, 2015 01:14 AM (IXLyX)
My folks are going to LA and HI to visit their grandchildren in September, but since I live in Texas, and I married a white guy, they're punishing my daughter because her dad is white.
I have officially cut off my parents and siblings today.
They hurt my children.
Fuck them.
Come after me if you want, but you hurt my kids, you are my enemy.
Simple as that.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 23, 2015 01:14 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 01:14 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at July 23, 2015 01:14 AM (1brdf)
474 There are people on twitter arguing that Sandra Bland was dead in her mug shot and how effed up was it to take her photo when she was dead. That is how stupid the BLM and progs are.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 23, 2015 01:13 AM (iQIUe)
Weekend at Bernie's was the greatest movie ever made.
Posted by: eman at July 23, 2015 01:15 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2015 01:15 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: buzzion at July 23, 2015 01:15 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 23, 2015 01:14 AM (kmtse)
1) I am very very sorry all that happened to you, and most importantly, to your children
2) As is typical, I fucked up with identifiers. I assumed you were a white man.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 01:16 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: madamemayhem at July 23, 2015 01:17 AM (WPm3x)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 01:16 AM (GEICT)
That would be a shock to Chi.
Posted by: buzzion at July 23, 2015 01:17 AM (zt+N6)
Oh, that's terrible.
Hang in there, and good for you.
I would do the same.
Posted by: eman at July 23, 2015 01:17 AM (MQEz6)
Simple as that.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 23, 2015 01:14 AM (kmtse)
Sorry to hear that. It's complicated and families are difficult. I wrote off my dad when he tried to kill my mom.
Posted by: Jade Sea at July 23, 2015 01:18 AM (7pz+3)
SMFH, very very sorry to hear that.
Won't say any more, as of course I have no possible way to assess your situation.
Other than do what's right, like you probably always have done, and remember that even family is human. And thus capable of huge mistakes, and huge injustice.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 23, 2015 01:18 AM (QDnY+)
The thing that changes everything hasn't happened yet.
Posted by: eman at July 23, 2015 01:09 AM (MQEz6)
Oh, I know.
Once the lease between the government and the owner was signed, there is no violation of the 3rd since the owner has given consent.
If troops start getting housed by force because of a military action, then I would think that martial law had been declared, and constitutional rights are thrown out.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 23, 2015 01:18 AM (Z7G74)
Posted by: buzzion at July 23, 2015 01:17 AM (zt+N6)
Ive pretty much given up on trying to figure out what various Horde members "are".
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 01:19 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2015 01:19 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: rickl at July 23, 2015 01:19 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2015 01:20 AM (2XMpf)
That's why I laugh so much when I see racist shit here. Nobody really knows who is what here...
Not only is SMFH the farthest thing from a white guy, she fuckin' hawt. And taken.
Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2015 01:20 AM (EfRAJ)
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It's their loss, SMFH, and one they'll feel keenly later on. So sorry to hear this.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 23, 2015 01:20 AM (jR7Wy)
487 That would be a shock to Chi.
Posted by: buzzion at July 23, 2015 01:17 AM (zt+N6)
Ive pretty much given up on trying to figure out what various Horde members "are".
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 01:19 AM (GEICT)
Rumors of one or two dolphins and manatees are just that, rumors.
Posted by: eman at July 23, 2015 01:21 AM (MQEz6)
Put a nice pan on the stove and melt either butter or bacon grease in the pan until it covers the bottom. If you just fried some bacon, that will work perfectly. You want the heat about 75% of max.
Take two eggs, and crack them (pro tip: crack on a flat surface, that tends to result in fewer bits of shell in the egg). Pour the eggy bits into a bowl. Stir with a fork until the egg is one smooth consistency.
Throw two slices of bread into the toaster.
Pour the egg mix into the pan and watch it spread out and begin to cook. Salt and peppper on top of the egg. Once the egg is congealed on top, turn the heat completely off, and flip it over. All you need is something that won't damage the pan and is flat that slides under the egg. Don't try the "flip it with the pan" trick, you'll get grease all over and probably launch it onto the floor. That takes a lot of practice. Just turn the egg over.
Don't worry if it turns over in pieces or doesn't look pretty. It tastes the same either way, and you're not cooking for a restaurant or a critic. With practice you'll get better at turning the whole thing neatly.
An egg cooks very fast. It won't take but a couple minutes, about the time it takes for the toast to pop. Butter the toast, smear some mayo on it, and fold the omelette onto the toast for a sammich. Add cheese if you want.
That's your basic Denver sandwich and its not only pretty quick but easy and tasty.
If you want green peppers and onions, get the pan hot and greased as above, and toss in sliced onions and green pepper bits. Fry, stirring, until the onions are brown and limp. Add them to the omelette before you fold.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 01:22 AM (39g3+)
491 BC @ 480
That's why I laugh so much when I see racist shit here. Nobody really knows who is what here...
Not only is SMFH the farthest thing from a white guy, she fuckin' hawt. And taken.
Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2015 01:20 AM (EfRAJ)
You know the drill..
Posted by: eman at July 23, 2015 01:22 AM (MQEz6)
I feel for you.
My wife was born/raised Catholic. She was afraid to tell her parents when we got engaged.
Flash forward 34 years: older sister divorced,brother had an affair, younger sister had twins out of wedlock (which twins, BTW, are Eagle Scouts).
Us? Coming up on 33rd anniversary, daughter the elder in Physics PhD program, daughter the younger in Chem PhD program.
Hmmmm.
Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at July 23, 2015 01:22 AM (1brdf)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 23, 2015 01:22 AM (bLnSU)
Went to mediation this afternoon for transferring custody of niece from grandmother to Mrs. Crank and I, working on 2 hours of sleep. It's a sad commentary that the day I had to go to family court, even if amicable, was the least stressful day I'll have all week.
Teaching ATLS (trauma management) to brand new residents the next 2 days, then working 5 of the next 6 nights. Shoot me now, because it's the only way I'll get any rest between now and the beginning of August.
Stay frosty, morons.
Stay frosty, morons.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 23, 2015 01:22 AM (Gosad)
Posted by: madamemayhem at July 23, 2015 01:23 AM (WPm3x)
I know one is definitely a lemur.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 23, 2015 01:23 AM (bZQB+)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2015 01:24 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at July 23, 2015 01:24 AM (1brdf)
Wow.
Sorry to hear that. Not sure their ages, but it sounds like they've been harboring some serious, real hatred for a long time.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 23, 2015 01:24 AM (xSCb6)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 23, 2015 01:24 AM (bLnSU)
Mayo on eggs?
Ewww.
Sriracha, salsa, and mustard are acceptable toppings.
But not mayo.
Posted by: The Anti-Mayo Hat at July 23, 2015 01:25 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 23, 2015 01:25 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2015 01:25 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2015 01:25 AM (wKc1L)
That's truly unfortunate. I've found that leftists have an irrational, burning hatred for Texas. Basically it undoes everything they have ever believed about life, its a huge finger flipping their ideology off every day and they cannot stand that. When faced with the choice of "well maybe I'm not totally right about all this" and "F--- Texas" they pick the latter.
There's not very many white people left who would throw a fit if their daughter married a non-white. But there are an awful lot of non-whites who insist on no racial blending in some very racist tones and language.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 01:26 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 01:27 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Vendette at July 23, 2015 01:27 AM (XKqt3)
I don't have much family left anymore, but when they were alive, I remember all kinds of petty tiffs and spats. Everybody was pissed off at somebody else for some reason.
Posted by: rickl at July 23, 2015 01:27 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 23, 2015 01:27 AM (bZQB+)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2015 01:28 AM (wKc1L)
Everyone else is trying to teach him mise en place and he can probably barely see at that point.
I think he's trying to build a skateboard and everyone else is discussing what kind of engine it should have.
Well, best of luck!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 23, 2015 01:28 AM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 01:27 AM (39g3+)<<<
Oh, God, tell me that's not people too?!
Posted by: Charlton Heston at July 23, 2015 01:28 AM (z9azR)
Posted by: Hank at July 23, 2015 01:28 AM (terLs)
My folks are going to LA and HI to visit their grandchildren in September, but since I live in Texas, and I married a white guy, they're punishing my daughter because her dad is white.
I have officially cut off my parents and siblings today.
They hurt my children.
Fuck them.
Come after me if you want, but you hurt my kids, you are my enemy.
Simple as that.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 23, 2015 01:14 AM (kmtse)
Oh, SMFH!!!!!! {{{SMFH}}}
I'm not saying that you were wrong, but it is generally wise to leave a way for an opponent to climb down gracefully. Even just saying "I cannot turn away from the flesh of my flesh -- an insult to them is an insult to me" can leave some room for an apology and later healing.
That said, how fucking sick-in-the-head do they have to turn their backs and shun your kids and your adorable grandbaby?
I'm so sorry.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 01:29 AM (EzgxV)
You do know what mayonnaise is made out of, right?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 01:27 AM (39g3+)
More than just eggs. As an ingredient in something else, the god-awful taste can be drowned out.
Posted by: The Culinary Hat at July 23, 2015 01:29 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: eman
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Heh.
She has linked pics in the past. Ain't my place to.
Although I did try to talk her into matching Be be with a cupcake pic. I got a no.
Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2015 01:29 AM (EfRAJ)
Only the good stuff.
The regular stuff is egg yolks, vinegar, paprika, salt, oil, and usually a bit of dry mustard. They bleach the crap out of the yolks to get them white.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 01:30 AM (39g3+)
510 Mayo on eggs?
You do know what mayonnaise is made out of, right?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 23, 2015 01:27 AM (39g3+)
A chocolate cake has eggs in it and I wouldn't put that on an egg sandwich.
Okay, maybe I would if I was drunk and a hot Japanese babe dared me to do it.
Okay, erase the maybe.
Posted by: eman at July 23, 2015 01:30 AM (MQEz6)
Speedster1, lemme know about any progress on SWOHMoMe--email still the same if you have it saved from last time. I am willing to make the sacrifice of scouting locations by sampling their food and drinks, as well.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 23, 2015 01:30 AM (Gosad)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 23, 2015 01:14 AM (kmtse)
1) I am very very sorry all that happened to you, and most importantly, to your children
2) As is typical, I fucked up with identifiers. I assumed you were a white man.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 23, 2015 01:16 AM (GEICT)
Easily understood. S is a very masculine letter, and having two middle letters is very British....
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 01:31 AM (EzgxV)
eman, I'm wondering if "the thing that will change everything" is something you've identified - or even a list of candidate "things"?
If I interpret "change everything" to mean some kind of return to non-insane, non-degraded, vaguely American political conditions and trends, then I cannot imagine anything that fits the bill. One key reason the outlook is so poor - there is no learning curve, there is no learning from public policy disaster, most of the electorate has no tools to "learn", no framework. This includes - prominently - a huge and influential segment of the "educated" populace.
Or are you referring to cataclysmic social/economic/security events that actually disrupt normal life?
Posted by: rhomboid at July 23, 2015 01:32 AM (QDnY+)
Rumors of one or two dolphins and manatees are just that, rumors.
Posted by: eman at July 23, 2015 01:21 AM (MQEz6)
I'm a Sharktopus.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at July 23, 2015 01:32 AM (Z7G74)
Posted by: eman
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Heh.
She has linked pics in the past. Ain't my place to.
Although I did try to talk her into matching Be be with a cupcake pic. I got a no.
Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2015 01:29 AM (EfRAJ)
Sometimes all a Moron can do is try.
Posted by: eman at July 23, 2015 01:32 AM (MQEz6)
I would do that. Really. I'll try damn near anything once.
Posted by: madamemayhem at July 23, 2015 01:33 AM (WPm3x)
Will do, and still have (I *may* have screwed that up; I blame the Rye).
Still scouting venues at same locale; was NOT impressed with the long table arrangement. Will keep you posted.
Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at July 23, 2015 01:34 AM (1brdf)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 23, 2015 01:22 AM (bLnSU)
I hardly think you're ordinary.....
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 01:34 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 23, 2015 01:34 AM (jR7Wy)
It's both racist and sexist, really; much as they deny it, they view women as something to be conquered by men, and they're much more comfortable with non-white men conquering white women, because social justice.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2015 01:34 AM (wKc1L)
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Yep. Saying "there's nothing to see in Texas" to your texan granddaughter is pretty damn low.
Especially when you'll be right next door in La, anyway.
Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2015 01:35 AM (EfRAJ)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 23, 2015 01:35 AM (Gosad)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2015 01:35 AM (wKc1L)
Yea, well, we all know that's just because you Jews are so well endowed that y'all have a law mandating that you cut off a bit of your cock when you're young, just to make it a fair competition against us Goyem.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 23, 2015 01:35 AM (WvS3w)
I would do that. Really. I'll try damn near anything once.
Posted by: madamemayhem at July 23, 2015 01:33 AM (WPm3x)
Put the egg on the cake and call it a hangover cake. Brilliant!
Posted by: Buzzion at July 23, 2015 01:35 AM (zt+N6)
It could be anything, but likely something extraordinary.
You recognize it by its effect.
What are things like the next day?
There will be new rules derived from a new reality and everyone will know it all at once.
Posted by: eman at July 23, 2015 01:37 AM (MQEz6)
Donkey semen?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 23, 2015 01:27 AM (bZQB+)
505 An egg cooks very fast. It won't take but a couple minutes, about the time it takes for the toast to pop. Butter the toast, smear some mayo on it, and fold the omelette onto the toast for a sammich. Add cheese if you want.
Mayo on eggs?
Ewww.
Sriracha, salsa, and mustard are acceptable toppings.
But not mayo.
Posted by: The Anti-Mayo Hat at July 23, 2015 01:25 AM (7YlUk)
Settling in nicely for Chi's inevitable comments.....
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 01:37 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 23, 2015 01:37 AM (Gosad)
Ugh. Profound sympathies, SMFH.
Have had a couple of rounds of bad blood amongst adult family members, but by unspoken mutual consensus, the elders on both sides tried to shield the youngsters from the worst of it.
Posted by: torquewrench at July 23, 2015 01:38 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 23, 2015 01:22 AM (bLnSU)
I am a meat popsicle.
Posted by: Corban Dallas at July 23, 2015 01:38 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: The Devoceleraptor (sometimes JEM) at July 23, 2015 01:38 AM (o+SC1)
My folks are going to LA and HI to visit their grandchildren in September, but since I live in Texas, and I married a white guy, they're punishing my daughter because her dad is white.
This is so far beyond my ken that I don't even know what to say except that I'm sorry and I'll pray for you.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 23, 2015 01:39 AM (WvS3w)
Posted by: cthulhu
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Has anyone ever seen Cooth and Hat in the same room at the same time?
Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2015 01:39 AM (EfRAJ)
Posted by: The Devoceleraptor (sometimes JEM) at July 23, 2015 01:38 AM (o+SC1)
Only if she's paipan...
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 23, 2015 01:39 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 01:41 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2015 01:42 AM (EfRAJ)
Am I missing something? (I don't always get white standards of beauty.)
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I've mentioned this here before -
Not long after Miley cut her hair short, I saw a picture of her shirtless, with her hands covering her chest. And I thought she was Justin Beiber.
Posted by: junior at July 23, 2015 01:42 AM (3m3mw)
Posted by: Batman at July 23, 2015 01:42 AM (z9azR)
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 23, 2015 01:43 AM (xSCb6)
Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2015 01:42 AM (EfRAJ)
If you weren't, then I was gonna be.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 01:43 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: A Guy Who Isn't Really Spartacus at July 23, 2015 01:44 AM (oZr5y)
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Why use hands when two pieces of electrical tape will do?
Posted by: Cic at July 23, 2015 01:46 AM (oZr5y)
Posted by: eman at July 23, 2015 01:47 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: A Guy Who Isn't Really Spartacus at July 23, 2015 01:44 AM (oZr5y)
I've been cthulhu since 1981, so 34 years -- which is longer than the time I've been alive when I wasn't cthulhu. It might also be argued that more people know me as cthulhu than know me by "my slave name" IRL [h/t Peaches for that construct]. So, what should I put as my nic?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 01:48 AM (EzgxV)
At least thAt Bieber chick is kinda cute.
Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2015 01:49 AM (EfRAJ)
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Toby?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2015 01:49 AM (oZr5y)
Posted by: madamemayhem at July 23, 2015 01:50 AM (WPm3x)
At least thAt Bieber chick is kinda cute.
Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2015 01:49 AM (EfRAJ)
Needs to get past that gawky coltishness and become more womanly, IMHO.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 01:51 AM (EzgxV)
Pan.
Oil.
Open refrigerator, identify any suitable leftovers - canned diced tomatoes, black beans, chicken breast, sausage, bacon, whatever. Cut up as necessary and dump a suitable quantity in the pan.
Open freezer, get bag of Trader Joe's frozen onions and bell pepper shreds, throw a handful in the pan.
Cook medium-high and move it around until any runny liquid boils off.
Add 2-3 eggs or equivalent quantity of egg-from-a-carton. Grind on some pepper, drop the heat a bit and scramble until done.
Optionally throw a bit of cheese on top, add Tabasco or Tapatio or whatever pepper sauce is in the fridge door this week.
Eat.
Posted by: The Devoceleraptor (sometimes JEM) at July 23, 2015 01:53 AM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2015 01:49 AM (EfRAJ)<<<
He'll make a great prison wife.
Posted by: Big Bubba, Bieber's future cell mate at July 23, 2015 01:53 AM (z9azR)
Ford. you should go with Ford as a nic. Or Hazel. No one ever fucks with a guy named Hazel.
Posted by: madamemayhem at July 23, 2015 01:54 AM (WPm3x)
Yup. Got it on the first guess.
>> Sort of like my osmosis-based yet scarily detailed Kardashian knowledge.
See my above sentence. *Takes a sad-bow*
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 23, 2015 01:56 AM (NxJKv)
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Unless the non-white member of the couple is Asian. Then it's reversed.
Posted by: junior at July 23, 2015 01:56 AM (3m3mw)
Posted by: The Devoceleraptor (sometimes JEM) at July 23, 2015 01:57 AM (o+SC1)
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Because the pic wasn't on a petanko fetish site.
Posted by: junior at July 23, 2015 01:58 AM (3m3mw)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2015 01:58 AM (wKc1L)
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Sorry.
I'll just leave these freshly baked brownies over by the USB port, and hopefully the scent will waft through and restore your appetite.
Posted by: junior at July 23, 2015 01:59 AM (3m3mw)
Acting like a $3 methwhore?
Posted by: buzzion at July 23, 2015 02:00 AM (zt+N6)
Acting like a $3 methwhore?
Posted by: buzzion at July 23, 2015 02:00 AM (zt+N6)
How dare you!
I'm at least wort $5!
Posted by: Tweeker chick at July 23, 2015 02:01 AM (7YlUk)
The truly sad thing about the Miley Cyrus trainwreck is that the kid has a good voice. There is a video of her singing "Jolene" and her voice is lovely. But she wanted to be more Madonna than Madonna was and turned in to a freak show. No one listens to her voice at all.
Posted by: madamemayhem at July 23, 2015 02:03 AM (WPm3x)
565 @532 Lefties have a double standard when it comes to biracial couples. White woman with non-white man is cool; non-white woman with white man is not.
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Unless the non-white member of the couple is Asian. Then it's reversed.
Posted by: junior at July 23, 2015 01:56 AM (3m3mw)
Is there a chart they follow or do they spin a dial?
Posted by: eman at July 23, 2015 02:04 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 23, 2015 02:05 AM (bLnSU)
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Sorry.
I'll just leave these freshly baked brownies over by the USB port, and hopefully the scent will waft through and restore your appetite.
Posted by: junior at July 23, 2015 01:59 AM (3m3mw)
Thank you kindly.
Posted by: eman at July 23, 2015 02:06 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 23, 2015 02:06 AM (bLnSU)
The truly sad thing about the Miley Cyrus trainwreck is that the kid has a good voice. There is a video of her singing "Jolene" and her voice is lovely. But she wanted to be more Madonna than Madonna was and turned in to a freak show. No one listens to her voice at all.
Posted by: madamemayhem at July 23, 2015 02:03 AM (WPm3x)
You like her voice? I always thought she sounded like a 2 pack a day smoker for 30 years.
Posted by: buzzion at July 23, 2015 02:06 AM (zt+N6)
Then again, what's not okay right now never becomes okay again with them, which would suggest the use of a chart.
It's hard to tell. Maybe a combination of the two.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2015 02:07 AM (wKc1L)
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There is some irony/hypocrisy mixed up in SMFH's story that is mind boggling. Ain't my place elaborate, but it would be comical if it were a comedy central skit, and not real life.
Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2015 02:07 AM (EfRAJ)
Posted by: buzzion at July 23, 2015 02:08 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: madamemayhem at July 23, 2015 01:50 AM (WPm3x)
I had a "Oh, shit!" moment when I was posting that. I don't have a good way of getting hold of her at the moment.
Here's the deal -- after I realized that Ira had dropped polymorphic malware on me, I took everything that was plugged-in at-the-time dark. I unplugged the networks, unplugged the computers, and pulled the drives. I've been researching tools and developing protocols to handle this data since -- as well as acquiring and configuring firewalls, and replacing buggy capabilities (e.g. Flash, Java) with more secure alternatives.
Peaches was in my Thunderbird address book. I could easily load up a copy of Thunderbird and snag the archive files from my old disk.....and expose anything visible to that computer to contamination.....
Or I could do what I've been doing, which is mapping out a plan to systematically exclude intrusions. It's going to be a while.
But, yes, I'm concerned for Peaches and need to get an update on her situation.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 02:09 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Groot at July 23, 2015 02:10 AM (z9azR)
Posted by: madamemayhem at July 23, 2015 02:10 AM (WPm3x)
I'm not saying he was right; just that that viewpoint is out there, having been espoused by someone who knew a thing or two about singing.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2015 02:10 AM (wKc1L)
Ford. you should go with Ford as a nic. Or Hazel. No one ever fucks with a guy named Hazel.
Posted by: madamemayhem at July 23, 2015 01:54 AM (WPm3x)
Ford Prefect, maybe?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 02:10 AM (EzgxV)
Like a half Asian, half Black woman marries a half White, half Mexcan man.
What trumps what?
Posted by: eman at July 23, 2015 02:11 AM (MQEz6)
I'm not saying he was right; just that that viewpoint is out there, having been espoused by someone who knew a thing or two about singing.
But at the age of 14?
Posted by: buzzion at July 23, 2015 02:11 AM (zt+N6)
Like a half Asian, half Black woman marries a half White, half Mexcan man.
What trumps what?
Posted by: eman at July 23, 2015 02:11 AM (MQEz6)
Remember, the less White, the more morally pure.
Posted by: The Political Kyriarch at July 23, 2015 02:14 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: eman
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Chicks with guns and a bad attitude trump all.
A nice ass doesn't hurt.
Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2015 02:16 AM (EfRAJ)
and , Cooth, try out Hazel as a nic, cause people really do not fuck with a guy named Hazel.
Posted by: madamemayhem at July 23, 2015 02:17 AM (WPm3x)
It's fine for black men to date white women, right? So, where does this leave black women who have no available black men to date?
This lefty double standard would consign large numbers of black women to spinsterhood.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2015 02:18 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: Hazel, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 23, 2015 02:18 AM (bLnSU)
The left already likes them as single and on welfare.
Posted by: buzzion at July 23, 2015 02:20 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 23, 2015 02:20 AM (bLnSU)
Posted by: madamemayhem at July 23, 2015 02:20 AM (WPm3x)
Not a party-approved match.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2015 02:21 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 23, 2015 02:21 AM (bLnSU)
Like a half Asian, half Black woman marries a half White, half Mexcan man.
What trumps what?
Posted by: eman at July 23, 2015 02:11 AM (MQEz6)
Heh. Reminds me of "the receptionist that was too receptive". She had a great personality; was strikingly attractive (was doing modeling for weight-training machinery while 5 months pregnant, as she used to boast); half Philippina, half African-American; and did I mention had a personality that would make anyone smile to talk with her -- we had to continually shoo people away.....and six months after we found her, she was off with an indefinite pregnancy leave. If we could have bottled what she had, we'd have made infinitely more money than with fiberoptic video.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 02:22 AM (EzgxV)
a fancy knife you can buy for $19.99 plus shipping. Act now and you get the egg slicer free.
Posted by: madamemayhem at July 23, 2015 02:23 AM (WPm3x)
I can't even get a date.
Posted by: Hazel, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 23, 2015 02:18 AM (bLnSU)
*snort*
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 02:24 AM (EzgxV)
I wonder what would happen if all those single black women were asked straight-up whether they'd rather have a man or a welfare check?
I think a lot of them would rather have a man if it were put to them that way.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2015 02:25 AM (wKc1L)
Not a party-approved match.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler
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I'm 100% lily white, but I was born in Cuba. Does that count?
Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2015 02:27 AM (EfRAJ)
601 Nope. Uncle Sugar provides a check without asking anything in return. "Men" are never like that.
"He gets me"
Posted by: MAx at July 23, 2015 02:30 AM (YJeFl)
Sorry, but you're hosed on the lefty hierarchy of grievances.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2015 02:30 AM (wKc1L)
Frank: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U_EAf1pJMU
Bob: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOxy_hy22CA
Nice guns.
Posted by: rickl at July 23, 2015 02:31 AM (sdi6R)
Sorry, but you're hosed on the lefty hierarchy of grievances.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2015 02:30 AM (wKc1L)
Put on a dress, claim to have "headmates", and walk with a limp.
That'll put you much higher-up on the hierarchy...
Posted by: The Hierarchical Hat at July 23, 2015 02:31 AM (7YlUk)
I wasted some time in thinking about sugarcoating the question or trying to pass it off in some clandestine manner. There it is.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 02:33 AM (EzgxV)
But I think it would be a slight majority at most who'd go for the check. Especially if you presume the man is gainfully employed.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2015 02:33 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: Bill "D-Fense" Foster at July 23, 2015 02:34 AM (GrXXa)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uXT-FJuvFA
Good night, everyone!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 23, 2015 02:38 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 02:39 AM (EzgxV)
I wasted some time in thinking about sugarcoating the question or trying to pass it off in some clandestine manner. There it is.
Posted by: cthulhu
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OK? Dude. She is Perfect.
But you weren't asking THAT were you.
Yeah, man. Thanks for the concern. Just needed to vent, i guess.
Currently trying to assert her badassedness, but she doesn't scare me. I've got Tucker to defend me.
Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2015 02:42 AM (EfRAJ)
Posted by: madamemayhem at July 23, 2015 02:43 AM (WPm3x)
I wasted some time in thinking about sugarcoating the question or trying to pass it off in some clandestine manner. There it is.
Posted by: cthulhu
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OK? Dude. She is Perfect.
But you weren't asking THAT were you.
Yeah, man. Thanks for the concern. Just needed to vent, i guess.
Currently trying to assert her badassedness, but she doesn't scare me. I've got Tucker to defend me.
Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2015 02:42 AM (EfRAJ)
He did a fine job protecting you against me.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 02:44 AM (EzgxV)
608 I think you're judging from your own moral code.
I am steadfast in suggesting to the men I know that you never want to be in a serious relationship with a woman who is or has been on welfare.
No matter how much you make you will always be competing against Uncle Sugar's endless purse and you will be found wanting.
And God help you if you ever lose your job or get your hours reduced.
Plus you might also have an unpleasant and unwelcome opinion about something. U.S.'s constant approval is implicit.
Posted by: MAx at July 23, 2015 02:45 AM (YJeFl)
608 I think you're judging from your own moral code.
I am steadfast in suggesting to the men I know that you never want to be in a serious relationship with a woman who is or has been on welfare.
No matter how much you make you will always be competing against Uncle Sugar's endless purse and you will be found wanting.
And God help you if you ever lose your job or get your hours reduced.
Plus you might also have an unpleasant and unwelcome opinion about something. U.S.'s constant approval is implicit.
Posted by: MAx at July 23, 2015 02:45 AM (YJeFl)
Hello, MAx -- how are you this evening?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 02:47 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Blano at July 23, 2015 02:47 AM (heN73)
Bummer.
Posted by: Blano at July 23, 2015 02:47 AM (heN73)
I frequently wonder what sort of job he has where he can collect such exquisite specimens 27 hours a day.....
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 02:50 AM (EzgxV)
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He posts new stuff all the time. You can always just check his Twitter even if he doesn't put any direct links in the ONT.
Posted by: junior at July 23, 2015 02:56 AM (3m3mw)
Just sayin'
Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2015 02:59 AM (EfRAJ)
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He posts new stuff all the time. You can always just check his Twitter even if he doesn't put any direct links in the ONT.
Posted by: junior at July 23, 2015 02:56 AM (3m3mw)
I don't know what he does for a living, but I'm thinking of applying for a job there.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 02:59 AM (EzgxV)
It's a case of technology advancing quicker than the law, said a Police Department spokesman.
A spokeswoman for Moms Against Spears said "It's a sad day when spears, already highly deadly, are being made even more so. We hope Congress will act swiftly to ban this dangerous new development."
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 23, 2015 03:09 AM (NxJKv)
So many fun things to read on the AOSHQ, always an amazement, day after day. Best internet value, pound for pound, of any bacon-promoting site!
Posted by: goon at July 23, 2015 03:19 AM (gy5kE)
Mein Gott! Leaked Home Movies Show Queen Elizabeth of England Giving Nazi Salute As Little Girl in 1933
But, the Telegraph reminds that mock Nazi salutes were common in the era... However, the Sun, which published the film, says that Elizabeth's father Edward VIII was a known Nazi sympathizer
Ummm, Elizabeth II was the niece of Edward VIII, and the daughter of George VI.
Posted by: The Historical Hat at July 23, 2015 03:33 AM (7YlUk)
Here is "I wanna Rock" by Twisted Sister:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRwrg0db_zY
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 23, 2015 03:36 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2015 03:39 AM (EfRAJ)
Oh, you just beat me to it. Nice catch.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 23, 2015 03:41 AM (xSCb6)
I know some of you do...
Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2015 03:41 AM (EfRAJ)
Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2015 04:22 AM (EfRAJ)
And that's when the fight started.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 23, 2015 04:24 AM (NxJKv)
Now I just accept that I don't sleep in the same pattern as most people. I get my sleep in 2-4 hour blocks.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 23, 2015 04:27 AM (NxJKv)
If I get 3 hours at a time these days, I feel lucky. That's why i asked. I heard here that Ambien stuff causes awesome nightmares - true?
BTW, I still think "Stolen Pallor" is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the interwebs. You deserve an award for that one.
Posted by: Chi at July 23, 2015 04:33 AM (EfRAJ)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 23, 2015 04:38 AM (EzgxV)
ever seen on the interwebs. You deserve an award for that one.
Heh. Thanks.
>> I heard here that Ambien stuff causes awesome nightmares - true?
My max sleep time is around 4 hours; by taking ambien 10 mg I could sometimes stay out for 5 hours. But since it is still in effect, the next 3 hours are groggy ones. Not a pleasant feeling.
I'll still take one if I absolutely must get to sleep for a few hours and I can't conk out. Once a month, tops. And I don't remember my dreams for the most part, so no nightmares.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 23, 2015 04:43 AM (NxJKv)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 23, 2015 04:46 AM (NxJKv)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 23, 2015 04:46 AM (NxJKv)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 23, 2015 04:47 AM (NxJKv)
It's called a crock pot and it can cook while you sleep
Posted by: bill-o at July 23, 2015 04:55 AM (AWwDY)
Posted by: Progressive McD at July 22, 2015 11:43 PM (/1WoD)
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Or, they could put him in blackface. Or make "Flo" their new symbol.
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at July 23, 2015 05:23 AM (yc2cD)
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Posted by: Gmac - 'all politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at July 23, 2015 06:22 AM (4pjhs)
When I was stuck in the Cardiac Care Unit (ICU for heart patients), the head doctor my first night refused to give anyone Ambien. She hated the stuff and what it did to patients.
Posted by: RickZ at July 23, 2015 06:26 AM (HEtQ3)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 23, 2015 06:28 AM (VPLuQ)
How sad is it that the first thing to pop into my head was "Is Planned Parenthood advertising here"?
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