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Hillary Has Fallen and She Can't Get Up
She runs poorly against Walker and Rubio in three key swing states. She also lags Jeb Bush, but not as badly. (Jeb does best in Virginia, but only edges her in Colorado and Iowa.)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)But she ain't no ways tahrrred.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2015 05:36 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Paladin at July 22, 2015 05:36 PM (WujO7)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 05:37 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: alex jones at July 22, 2015 05:37 PM (Ii765)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 22, 2015 05:37 PM (oFCZn)
But not if the opponent is Jeb! Bush. At that point, what difference would it make?
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 22, 2015 05:37 PM (fvZPe)
Posted by: Dang at July 22, 2015 05:38 PM (2oWD2)
Funny. You would think "drunk, hideous and incompetent" would trump "accomplished" every time.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2015 05:38 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 22, 2015 05:38 PM (8marX)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 05:38 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at July 22, 2015 05:39 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Sir Edmund Cankles Clinton at July 22, 2015 05:39 PM (OiFtZ)
Rosie O'Donnell's vast, pimply ass is the only thing that's more nauseating.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 22, 2015 05:39 PM (fvZPe)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2015 05:39 PM (VPLuQ)
Ayup, her number will only go up after that I am sure.
Posted by: The Great White Sctosman at July 22, 2015 05:40 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: Columba Bush at July 22, 2015 05:40 PM (oFCZn)
And this early??
Meh, on that list I might, *might* vote for Walker.
Anybody look at the guts of this poll? I'm too lazy and probably permanently burned out from 2012 polling.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 22, 2015 05:40 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: something a prog would say at July 22, 2015 05:40 PM (qCMvj)
What does she care if she's down in the polls.
Plus it's looking like Bill might be headed for that long lone goodnight. He's been looking mighty poorly lately.
Maybe he ought to hire a new food taster.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 05:40 PM (x3GpS)
Dramatic loss to shake things UP eh?
I think that we Old Farts have had just about all the loss we can take under this regime.
Dramatic Loss Equals Biblical Loss ?
Is there any other kind?
Posted by: NUKE FROM oRBIT at July 22, 2015 05:41 PM (/WmRg)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at July 22, 2015 05:41 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Rick Perry at July 22, 2015 05:41 PM (xSCb6)
I have secured Madam Clinton's sybian until after the election to prevent the right wing nutbags from poking fun at her sex life.
Posted by: Huma Abedin at July 22, 2015 05:41 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2015 05:42 PM (z9220)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 22, 2015 05:42 PM (qCMvj)
Sure its fun, but its not the Presidency.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2015 05:42 PM (8ZskC)
We will need money to keep the Clintons out of the White House and Jeb demonstrated that he is our best fundraiser.
Posted by: Begonia at July 22, 2015 05:42 PM (IROR1)
Posted by: El Kabong at July 22, 2015 05:42 PM (75gXb)
And Jeb is just Hillary in a different pantsuit. And less balls too.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2015 05:42 PM (ODxAs)
Before people start throwing about the Trump numbers from the poll, please note that The Q did not ask the "Who would you vote for" question for him.
The Trump numbers floating around the blogs today are like/don't like. Not the same thing and a lot of Republican tm bloggers are conflating the two sections of the poll to argue Trump would lose these swing states that the totes conservative Jeb! would win.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2015 05:43 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: AmishDude at July 22, 2015 05:43 PM (JIElb)
We need a loss that demonstrates we have principles and expect those who run on those principles to actually take action on them.
The only person on that list who hasn't fucked my principles royally already, or promised to do so given the slightest chance, is Walker.
And I can't shake the feeling he's got an industrial sized container of lube in a van behind his house.
Let It Burn.
Posted by: krakatoa at July 22, 2015 05:43 PM (RCS9o)
So... do you have to kick-start that thing?
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 22, 2015 05:43 PM (fvZPe)
Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at July 22, 2015 05:43 PM (DlmoZ)
Posted by: Jeb! at July 22, 2015 05:43 PM (cNtqS)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2015 05:43 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: rebel flounder at July 22, 2015 05:43 PM (Vf5rR)
Posted by: Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham Clinton at July 22, 2015 05:43 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2015 05:43 PM (MDgS8)
Didn't we just do this?
Walker is really starting to grow on me. I hope he doesn't decide to fuck it up.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2015 05:44 PM (OGm46)
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 22, 2015 05:44 PM (fvZPe)
It's ghoulish to say it, but these are the Clintons: If she's in real trouble, she's perfectly willing to run as the Widder Clinton.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 22, 2015 05:44 PM (JIElb)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at July 22, 2015 05:44 PM (yFRl/)
Sort of defeating the purpose.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 05:44 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 22, 2015 05:44 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Mama Bush at July 22, 2015 05:44 PM (ODxAs)
Yeah. Trump. You think he wouldn't make it rather difficult on Cankles? Would he pull a Romney and turtle? Would Candy Crowley get away with lying for the Progressive?
That's the most fun I can imagine... a non-throttled Trump badgering Hillary, live, in front of millions. I really cannot imagine a more entertaining, more heavily viewed spectacle than that. And it would crush Hillary! no matter what the MFM reported as the outcome.
Eight to sixteen years ago, I'd say we need a Cruz to debate. From fours ago and moving forward, we need a Trump.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 22, 2015 05:44 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 05:44 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Man Card Inc at July 22, 2015 05:44 PM (GrXXa)
I bet the container is labeled "Path to Citizenship".
Posted by: some random meathead at July 22, 2015 05:45 PM (cNtqS)
Posted by: SH at July 22, 2015 05:45 PM (gmeXX)
Note to GOP: EOMA.
Posted by: pep at July 22, 2015 05:45 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 05:45 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: volunteer fireman at July 22, 2015 05:46 PM (TN/0e)
You can keep your Rubio and Jebster, I'll vote dem.
B/c freedom.
Posted by: prescient11 at July 22, 2015 05:46 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason at July 22, 2015 05:46 PM (GpgJl)
We will need money to keep the Clintons out of the White House and Jeb demonstrated that he is our best fundraiser.
Posted by: Begonia
You go to hell and die right now
Posted by: imp at July 22, 2015 05:46 PM (XIXZz)
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2015 05:46 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at July 22, 2015 05:46 PM (DlmoZ)
Maybe he ought to hire a new food taster.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That
What have you heard? You can't prove anything. I wasn't there.
Posted by: Napoleon's chef at July 22, 2015 05:46 PM (LAe3v)
1. Set up her rivals with either a dead girl or a live boy and photograph it?
2. Drop out citing her decision to be a devoted Grandma & stay home and bake cookies?
3. Bill has a "health crisis" (in between visits to pedo-island) and devoted wife that she is, she must take care of him.
Point is, I don't see her going into an election and knowing she is probably going to get clobbered.
Posted by: Cheri at July 22, 2015 05:47 PM (oiNtH)
BTW - Iowa? Democrats have won it 6 out of the last 7. Arguable that it's a really a swing state any more.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2015 05:47 PM (kdS6q)
The LIV's won't be engaged until after Labor Day next year, and with the MSM in full "Inevitable Hillary" mode, they'll swallow all the Cankles propaganda spoon fed to them by the MSM and Hollywood
Posted by: kbdabear at July 22, 2015 05:47 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 22, 2015 05:47 PM (1CroS)
Let the Democrats be the ones in power when it happens.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 05:47 PM (x3GpS)
There's no way juan ellis is doing that well. I call bullshit poll.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 22, 2015 05:48 PM (MGV6a)
Posted by: Decaf at July 22, 2015 05:48 PM (xm2dE)
Posted by: dantesed at July 22, 2015 05:48 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Begonia
Please tell me what the difference between the two are. Genitals don't count.
Posted by: Cheri at July 22, 2015 05:48 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Sid Blumenthal at July 22, 2015 05:48 PM (8ZskC)
Why? So they can insert even more socialism during the rebuilding?
Pass.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2015 05:48 PM (OGm46)
No, no, they won't vote Republican, but they won't turn out for her in huge numbers and they won't go around calling people racist if they don't vote for her. She was the one who went against Obama and, even though she had more support among the black power-base, the grassroots couldn't get excited enough about the First Black President.
And she was the one who ran against him. Almost beat him, in fact. There's some real resentment there.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 22, 2015 05:48 PM (JIElb)
The second one is amusing in a disturbing way.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 22, 2015 05:48 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Ace at 05:35 PM
What was that pithy thing people used to say to us conservatives who didn't want to support the mainstream candidate if he was gonna be a squish (like McCain or Romney)...? Something like, "One more defeat on the way to total crushing victory" or something like that. Anyway, interesting to hear Ace voice this sentiment.
Posted by: Sambo at July 22, 2015 05:48 PM (9UV3C)
How will the geriatric socialist react to this?
Posted by: Cheri
Dragging the grandkid out.
"Awwww -- she's a Grammy just like me!"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2015 05:49 PM (kdS6q)
"Hey I'm chilling in Des Moines!"
Yep, you sure are you frigid fucking bitch.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 22, 2015 05:49 PM (oFCZn)
voting for jeb to keep hillary out is like the old lady who swallowed a fly and then a spider.
Sort of defeating the purpose.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That
Well, nobody ever wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside Hillary, I can tell you.
Posted by: pep at July 22, 2015 05:49 PM (LAe3v)
----
A good campaign slogan. Here are some others.
All the baggage of Bill without the charm.
A return to the Clinton era without the peace and without the prosperity.
Posted by: SH at July 22, 2015 05:49 PM (gmeXX)
Let the Democrats be the ones in power when it happens
Will it really matter?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 05:49 PM (Y42RP)
Posted by: Dr Gorgonzola at July 22, 2015 05:49 PM (BeQwJ)
Hillary has fallen and can't get up.
Good Lord, how many drinks did she have!?
Posted by: dantesed at July 22, 2015 05:48 PM (88xKn)
All of them.
Posted by: rebel flounder at July 22, 2015 05:49 PM (Vf5rR)
Posted by: dude guy at July 22, 2015 05:49 PM (q177U)
As a Republican, I certainly hope we win in 2016. But we need a positive, bi-partisan message that working families can believe in.
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Klein at July 22, 2015 05:49 PM (Ui7Rt)
A lot of 30%s in that poll. Doesn't sound too promising for the dem lead
candidate. She does best in VA. Sad that state went the way it did.
And Jeb is just Hillary in a different pantsuit. And less balls too.
.
.
.A very important point. She is polling poorly against an extremely large Republican field. I wonder what her numbers will be when they go Mano un Mano after the Primaries are done?
With her numbers dropping this early she is in some trouble. Also, debating is not her strong pant suit either, that alone should cost her another 5+ point slide.
Posted by: The Great White Sctosman at July 22, 2015 05:49 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at July 22, 2015 05:49 PM (Dwehj)
It's time for your suppository.
This is Monica, she'll be your nurse today.
Posted by: eman at July 22, 2015 05:50 PM (MQEz6)
That cuts.
Posted by: Fake Negro Hillary at July 22, 2015 05:50 PM (8ZskC)
Walker unreliable? Based on what? Never mind you're just another an intentional LIV.
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 22, 2015 05:50 PM (N4pek)
But then reality declares it a protected wetland and you are barred access and it dries up.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 22, 2015 05:50 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: dantesed at July 22, 2015 05:48 PM (88xKn)
And it wasn't even noon yet.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 22, 2015 05:50 PM (oFCZn)
------
I think it gets mentioned a lot.
No one - I repeat - no one likes her.
Heck I know a lot of liberal women who don't like her.
Posted by: SH at July 22, 2015 05:50 PM (gmeXX)
The Dems will pull Scankles if she continues to drop in the polls. It
appears some people are following all those scandals that Vajarjar has
been pushing to the MFM.
Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason
No chance. They're stuck with her.
Posted by: pep at July 22, 2015 05:50 PM (LAe3v)
She does so now when people expect her to be the next president and they need to curry favor. Should she be out of the race the rates would plummet.
Posted by: Decaf at July 22, 2015 05:51 PM (xm2dE)
Posted by: Gup at July 22, 2015 05:51 PM (z8xXv)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 22, 2015 05:51 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Sambo at July 22, 2015 05:48 PM (9UV3C)
He has evolved over the years.
Posted by: rebel flounder at July 22, 2015 05:51 PM (Vf5rR)
Keep pushing the "Who do you think is getting money from WS? HILLARY!" mantra - that could gain traction.
We need stay on her like stink to poo on the email server. Indictments!
I have not - nor should any of you - forget Benghazi. Ever. She has blood on her hands.
All of the delicious sound bites of her from the last time she ran - there is a treasure trove there. Fake southern accents and all.
I know it's the GOPe, but come on - it can't be that hard to defeat Hillary.
(Oh wait - the GOPe and Rinse Penis can f*ck up a wet dream. What was I thinking)
Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at July 22, 2015 05:51 PM (DlmoZ)
3/4 Congresspeople are GOP, 2 GOP Senators and a 2nd-term (actually multiple, he was in office many years ago too) GOP governor.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 22, 2015 05:51 PM (JIElb)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at July 22, 2015 05:51 PM (yFRl/)
Posted by: Soona at July 22, 2015 05:52 PM (P25Hh)
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2015 05:52 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: imp at July 22, 2015 05:52 PM (XIXZz)
You'd never believe what you find when you tie a bottle of gin to a string and drag it through Chappaqua.
Posted by: James Carville at July 22, 2015 05:52 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: dantesed at July 22, 2015 05:48 PM (88xKn)
And it wasn't even noon yet.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 22, 2015 05:50 PM (oFCZn)
What do you think she used tampons for?
Posted by: The Expanding Hat at July 22, 2015 05:53 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: El Kabong at July 22, 2015 05:53 PM (75gXb)
This entire dust-up withe the right wing began when they accused me of hiding FBI files when I was the co-president. Didn't happen!
Posted by: Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham Clinton at July 22, 2015 05:53 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Stilgar of Sietch Tabr at July 22, 2015 05:53 PM (rqem2)
Posted by: rebel flounder at July 22, 2015 05:51 PM (Vf5rR)
What is that thing that people used to say? Do you remember? It was cute and cutting the first time I read it as a comment, but got recycled so often (as though it was an original thought) that it just became boring. Now I can't even remember how it went.
Posted by: Sambo at July 22, 2015 05:53 PM (9UV3C)
What the hell happened to VA?
Posted by: Soona
It's not recognizable as VA anymore. At least the NoVa suburbs aren't.
Posted by: pep at July 22, 2015 05:53 PM (LAe3v)
Nobody likes Hillary.
----
A good campaign slogan. Here are some others.
All the baggage of Bill without the charm.
A return to the Clinton era without the peace and without the prosperity.
Posted by: SH at July 22, 2015 05:49 PM (gmeXX)
Killing American Ambassadors since 2012.
Posted by: rebel flounder at July 22, 2015 05:53 PM (Vf5rR)
Haven't seen or heard of his snideness for a while.
Hiding out? Terminal disease? Recuperating from hair plug surgery?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 05:54 PM (x3GpS)
There's a weakness Hillary has that goes unmentioned: Blacks aren't all that thrilled about her.
Black VP pick. Problem solved.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2015 05:54 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Sambo at July 22, 2015 05:54 PM (9UV3C)
Good Lord I need a drink.
Posted by: Cheri at July 22, 2015 05:54 PM (oiNtH)
(a) She'd better abandon that shit when summer's over. Iowa winters suck.
(b) The logo is on a blue background and...uh...well...it looks like the blue dress. You know, afterwards.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 22, 2015 05:54 PM (JIElb)
cute and cutting the first time I read it as a comment, but got recycled
so often (as though it was an original thought) that it just became
boring.
I'm staying home?
Posted by: pep at July 22, 2015 05:54 PM (LAe3v)
Is that you, Mr. Rove?
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 22, 2015 05:54 PM (fvZPe)
Posted by: Cheri at July 22, 2015 05:48 PM (oiNtH)
_____
Jeb certainly wouldnt support a baby organ trade organization with tax payer doe.
________________
Walker unreliable? Based on what? Never mind you're just another an intentional LIV.
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 22, 2015 05:50 PM (N4pek)
_______
The Liz Mair incident and his flipflop on the immigration issue?
Posted by: Begonia at July 22, 2015 05:54 PM (IROR1)
"Please leave your Man Card at the front security desk as you exit the building"
Do you really want to hurt me?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 22, 2015 05:54 PM (jtStN)
I buy that to a certain extent but are you going to tell me that Scott Walker is beating Hillary in CO and VA on name recognition?
Bottom line is Hillary has never really been popular save for 50 something matrons in pants suits. She has the personality of a hemorrhoid.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2015 05:54 PM (OGm46)
Posted by: eman at July 22, 2015 05:54 PM (MQEz6)
@larryelder
David Frum suggested Serena Might Be On Steroids...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 22, 2015 05:54 PM (VY8H5)
Ow, My Balls?
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2015 05:54 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 22, 2015 05:55 PM (N4pek)
We will need money to keep the Clintons out of the White House and Jeb demonstrated that he is our best fundraiser."
I seem to remember there is another front runner who doesn't need to raise any funds so will not be beholden to any donors.
Posted by: Decaf at July 22, 2015 05:55 PM (xm2dE)
Posted by: pep at July 22, 2015 05:50 PM (LAe3v)
Don't forget they have a lot of super delegates that the Party controls and also the caucuses. Neither Party really wants the unwashed masses actually choosing the candidate. They just use different methods in pushing the party favorite.
Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason at July 22, 2015 05:55 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: SH at July 22, 2015 05:50 PM (gmeXX)
--------------------------------
That's true. But they'll still vote for here because -- Vagina.
Posted by: Soona at July 22, 2015 05:55 PM (P25Hh)
God help us...O'Malley had to change his underware after being confronted by the Black Lives Matter crowd, and believes Climate Change/ ISIS are connected.
Help!
Posted by: Colin at July 22, 2015 05:55 PM (lyhiY)
You know what, you guys?
You deserve an award.
So for every odd number commenter from #1-11, you get an Arthur Ashe Award For Courage And General Whatnots.
Yay!!
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 22, 2015 05:55 PM (MGV6a)
Posted by: Cheri
Might be a wee bit early to invest a lot of emotional capital in this.
Posted by: pep at July 22, 2015 05:55 PM (LAe3v)
No one - I repeat - no one likes her.
Heck I know a lot of liberal women who don't like her.
I remember when she was the image of the "strong woman" in the 90s. You know, well-accomplished. When you pointed out that all of her accomplishments were the result of the magic wedding ring on her finger...well, shut up.
She's just old news now.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 22, 2015 05:56 PM (JIElb)
Pretty sure Bill doesn't even like her. And who are we to mistrust Bill's judgment?
Um, wait a minute...
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 22, 2015 05:56 PM (1CroS)
It's ghoulish to say it, but these are the Clintons: If she's in real trouble, she's perfectly willing to run as the Widder Clinton.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 22, 2015 05:44 PM (JIElb)
The only thing that would spoil that scenario is Hillary! bursting into cackling laughter overtime she thought of Bill's dead ass.
OTOH-
She might go the other way completely and cut off dead Bill's dead wang and carry it around in her pocket like that Japanese chick did in "In The Realm Of The Senses".
Since Hillary! spent her whole adult life dealing with Bill's Wang's shenanigans-
she might like to still keep an eye on it after he's gone.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2015 05:56 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 22, 2015 05:56 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2015 05:56 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 22, 2015 05:56 PM (N4pek)
Posted by: AmishDude at July 22, 2015 05:56 PM (JIElb)
Old, dried up and wrinkled news.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 05:57 PM (x3GpS)
A huge part of the LIV appeal of Hillary is "first woman evar!" and it would be great to at least have a woman VP on the GOP ticket.
If not Carly Fiorina, who else is there? (Not Sarah Palin, ever again.)
I wish Condoleezza Rice would help us out, but she has clearly signalled that she doesn't want to run for anything. And really, the entire MFM plus all liberal right-thinkers would all try to tear down any GOP candidate, but they would take special relish in using hateful racist insults against her ("Uncle Tom!" "Oreo!" whatever) so she would need to really want it.
Posted by: mr_jack at July 22, 2015 05:57 PM (M59SC)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 22, 2015 05:57 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 22, 2015 05:57 PM (MGV6a)
Posted by: navypopojojo with sosomojo at July 22, 2015 05:57 PM (fA5xz)
Posted by: Hilliary Gone Wild at July 22, 2015 05:57 PM (m2bLi)
remember? It was cute and cutting the first time I read it as a
comment, but got recycled so often (as though it was an original
thought) that it just became boring. Now I can't even remember how it
went.
Posted by: Sambo at July 22, 2015 05:53 PM (9UV3C)
Something about the perfect being the enemy of the good?
Posted by: rebel flounder at July 22, 2015 05:58 PM (Vf5rR)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 22, 2015 05:58 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Huma Abedin at July 22, 2015 05:59 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Doctor Fish at July 22, 2015 05:59 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason at July 22, 2015 05:59 PM (GpgJl)
Hey now.
Posted by: A hemorrhoid at July 22, 2015 05:59 PM (fvZPe)
92 No chance. They're stuck with her.
Posted by: pep at July 22, 2015 05:50 PM (LAe3v)
Don't
forget they have a lot of super delegates that the Party controls and
also the caucuses. Neither Party really wants the unwashed masses
actually choosing the candidate. They just use different methods in
pushing the party favorite.
True enough, but it's time for an historic first woman, and there's no way they alienate such a key part of their constituency. They'd rather lose, and finally be rid of the Hillary / Clinton specter. Besides, as has been noted here, there's going to be hell to pay for Obama's idiotic policies, so I think they might just rather not be in charge when the bill comes.
Posted by: pep at July 22, 2015 05:59 PM (LAe3v)
remember? It was cute and cutting the first time I read it as a
comment, but got recycled so often (as though it was an original thought) that it just became boring.
Eat a bag of dicks?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2015 06:00 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 22, 2015 06:00 PM (fvZPe)
If , by a miracle, the Dems lose, Hillary will doing the time Billy Jeff should have done for raping his way to the top...
Posted by: Lower Class person whose opinions need to be guided at July 22, 2015 06:00 PM (7GI9v)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2015 06:00 PM (z9220)
remember? It was cute and cutting the first time I read it as a
comment, but got recycled so often (as though it was an original thought) that it just became boring. Now I can't even remember how it went.
Posted by: Sambo at July 22, 2015 05:53 PM (9UV3C)
Interception?
Posted by: Jay F'ing Cutler at July 22, 2015 06:00 PM (fA5xz)
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 22, 2015 06:00 PM (fvZPe)
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2015 06:01 PM (MDgS8)
I think I would give up drinking.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 22, 2015 06:01 PM (VPLuQ)
remember? It was cute and cutting the first time I read it as a
comment, but got recycled so often (as though it was an original
thought) that it just became boring. Now I can't even remember how it
went.
First?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2015 06:01 PM (OGm46)
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 22, 2015 06:01 PM (fvZPe)
Actually, I think you've got those two things switched around.
I think it has a nice ring to it just the way it is.
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2015 06:02 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 22, 2015 06:02 PM (8ZskC)
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There's a weakness Hillary has that goes unmentioned: Blacks aren't all that thrilled about her.
Black VP pick. Problem solved.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2015 05:54 PM (kdS6q)
Bill Cosby?
Mayor of Baltimore?
Rachel Dolezal?
Posted by: eman at July 22, 2015 06:02 PM (MQEz6)
Which of these posters apply?
http://www.ufunk.net/humour/drunk-motivation/
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2015 06:02 PM (z9220)
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Not good. Would be an interesting outside the box selection though.
Posted by: SH at July 22, 2015 06:02 PM (gmeXX)
Or Aceys.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 22, 2015 05:57 PM (MGV6a)
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If you are unwilling to cut it off, you're chicken shit.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 22, 2015 06:02 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 22, 2015 06:02 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 06:02 PM (x3GpS)
Can anyone imagine sitting at a bar, and having a beer with Hillary?
So Hillary, what is that on the end of you nose? here, us this napkin.
Posted by: Colin at July 22, 2015 06:03 PM (lyhiY)
remember? It was cute and cutting the first time I read it as a
comment, but got recycled so often (as though it was an original thought) that it just became boring."
Half the content ever posted on this Smart Military Blog?
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 22, 2015 06:03 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Ncj at July 22, 2015 06:04 PM (fA5xz)
Heh. There should be Aceys. Ace could put up the posts he thinks are the funniest and/or best writing. Of course he would win them all because he wrote them.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2015 06:04 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 22, 2015 06:02 PM (z/Ubi)
Into the dossier you go, buddy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2015 06:04 PM (8ZskC)
https://twitter.com/ScottWalker/status/623609448993460224
Posted by: @votermom at July 22, 2015 06:04 PM (bhc1W)
I'm still in the game for Sturgeon General under the Hillary Clinton administration, but this time I won't recommended masturbation for young people.
Posted by: Doctor Joycelyn Elders at July 22, 2015 06:04 PM (OiFtZ)
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Not good. Would be an interesting outside the box selection though.
Box? Slot? I hear a bitch whistle!
Posted by: wooga at July 22, 2015 06:04 PM (p3Eii)
Posted by: Decaf at July 22, 2015 06:05 PM (xm2dE)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2015 05:56 PM (0cMkb)
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I imagine toward the end of the election campaign, she'd have to sell it to raise cash.
Posted by: Soona at July 22, 2015 06:05 PM (P25Hh)
But there really has not been a good critique of Trump. The criticisms are pretty stupid.
And if you dare engage, well then, oh my God, you are a Trump hero worshipper, you stupid stupid little man.
No dummies. It's just that your arguments suck. And we simply don't believe the GOPe anymore.
My question is not can Trump win the nomination, which I think he surely can, but my doubt is whether he is really in this thing to see it through.
His ability to fight off pretty much the whole onslaught he has faced gives me hope.
Tepid hope. But hope.
Posted by: prescient11 at July 22, 2015 06:05 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 22, 2015 06:06 PM (ucDmr)
Black VP pick. Problem solved.
Mayor of Baltimore?
Posted by: eman
Don't joke. You could actually make an argument for that one, if you want to motivate black turnout and make the Republicans play freeze tag on racial issues.
The only name I recall being tossed around pretty consistently for the VP slot is the awful Julian Castro.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2015 06:07 PM (kdS6q)
You go to hell and die right now
Actually, I think you've got those two things switched around.
I think it has a nice ring to it just the way it is.
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2015 06:02 PM (MDgS
Wasn't that a Mrs. Garrison Original?
Posted by: rebel flounder at July 22, 2015 06:07 PM (Vf5rR)
Hillary Clinton is the smartest woman in the world with world class ideas and solutions to the world's problems.
Posted by: Sid Blumenthal at July 22, 2015 06:07 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 22, 2015 06:08 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 22, 2015 06:08 PM (W5DcG)
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One would eventually have to politely ask her if she's been eating sushi.
Posted by: Soona at July 22, 2015 06:08 PM (P25Hh)
She's just been saving them for later.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2015 06:09 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: ValJar at July 22, 2015 06:09 PM (OiFtZ)
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2015 06:09 PM (MDgS8)
But they're all burying the lede.
The real story here is that
Scott Walker Leads All Candidates, From Both Parties, in Every Single Key Swing-State Matchup.
Walker is the one.
The little details about whether or not he jumps through the ever-smaller hoops to please a handful of primary activists is irrelevant: he plays best to the average nonpolitical person.
Trust me, you'd rather have President Scott Walker than President Hillary Clinton on literally EVERY POLICY ISSUE THAT EXISTS.
Say it again:
President Scott Walker.
Make it a mantra.
Make it come true.
Posted by: zombie at July 22, 2015 06:10 PM (jBuUi)
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One would eventually have to politely ask her if she's been eating sushi.
Posted by: Soona at July 22, 2015 06:08 PM (P25Hh)
One would eventually have to politely ask her to stop drinking my drink.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 22, 2015 06:10 PM (fvZPe)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 22, 2015 06:10 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2015 06:07 PM (kdS6q)
It'll be Castro.
Yeah, the Castro Bros both suck giant green donkey doodles, but-
Hispanic!
That's why I'd like to see- Cruz/Fiorina
Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2015 06:10 PM (0cMkb)
Scott Walker Leads All Candidates, From Both Parties, in Every Single Key Swing-State Matchup.
Walker is the one.
Nice catch zombie.
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2015 06:11 PM (MDgS8)
Can anyone imagine sitting at a bar, and having a beer with Hillary?
That's sooo interesting! Want to go back to my place and talk about that some more?
Posted by: A Nearsighted Gerontophile at Closing Time
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2015 06:11 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 22, 2015 06:11 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2015 06:11 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2015 06:11 PM (MDgS8)
Have you heard it any where besides here?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 06:11 PM (1hEM6)
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2015 06:11 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 22, 2015 06:11 PM (E5UB0)
Tepid hope. But hope.
Posted by: prescient11 at July 22, 2015 06:05 PM (q5APL)
Biggest criticisms I have seen are lack of mil service, lack of diplomacy, no political office experience. I only agreed that lack of diplomacy was a hurdle.
Posted by: rebel flounder at July 22, 2015 06:11 PM (Vf5rR)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2015 06:12 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: BARREL at July 22, 2015 06:12 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Billy Batts at July 22, 2015 06:12 PM (/1WoD)
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 22, 2015 06:12 PM (fvZPe)
Well, first I'll eat this 7-11 burrito.
If I have to suffer in The Barrel,
The Barrel's gonna suffer too.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2015 06:12 PM (0cMkb)
188 Oh yeah......Mr/Ms Garrison from SP.
Sounds right.
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2015 06:09 PM (MDgS
Technically it's not a Mr. Garrison original. It's a Mr. Hat original.
http://youtu.be/TIMrFpnfvyI
Posted by: Buzzion at July 22, 2015 06:12 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: TMZ at July 22, 2015 06:12 PM (OiFtZ)
Google Julian Castro VP.
I don't think it much maters. VPs don't win elections.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2015 06:13 PM (OGm46)
If Trump keeps making noise about illegal immigration it will drive Hillary's numbers further down. That's the only plus for Trump -- and it could really be "something".
Posted by: Ed Anger at July 22, 2015 06:13 PM (RcpcZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 06:13 PM (1hEM6)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 22, 2015 06:11 PM (E5UB0)
Nope, sorry, not this time.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 22, 2015 06:13 PM (fvZPe)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 22, 2015 06:13 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 22, 2015 06:15 PM (5X1DJ)
Posted by: zombie at July 22, 2015 06:10 PM (jBuUi)
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A poll without Trump. Yeah, sure, Walker's news.
Posted by: Soona at July 22, 2015 06:15 PM (P25Hh)
There is no way Bill Clinton would give up all the tail he is getting just so Hillary can pretend to have a real job. Trips to Pedo Island would be right out and you should see the boobs on those 16 year old girls.
Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2015 06:15 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: Begonia
Puh-LEEZE!
This is the most trivial of complaints.
Hillary is a steamroller of doom.
Jeb is another Manchurian candidate, a straight-up beltway liberal.
Trump is a joke candidate, and will sonn drop out.
Walker is 90% perfect, and people complain that he's not 92% perfect, and thus is disqualified.
Walker waffles on one issue. Every other candidate loudly and consistently declares the WORST possible position on that (and most other) issue.
Walker fired one person you liked. Hillary will destroy Western civilization.
Posted by: zombie at July 22, 2015 06:15 PM (jBuUi)
Heh.
*Granny, slow down, you've had enough already*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 22, 2015 06:16 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 22, 2015 06:16 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Colin at July 22, 2015 06:16 PM (lyhiY)
remember? It was cute and cutting the first time I read it as a
comment, but got recycled so often (as though it was an original
thought) that it just became boring. Now I can't even remember how it
went.
Go masturbate with your Hello Kitty! Cheese Grater.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2015 06:16 PM (0cMkb)
So I've had it with both. Forever. No more loyalty. Because loyalty is a two way street, and nothing has been coming down the road for many years. What the Parties, both R and D, want is Fealty.
A pox on both their houses. I am not a serf (yet).
So the guy who comes closest to where I am on policies, issues, and even philosopy, will get my money and vote.
Walker.
If he doesn't win the nomination, there may be one or two others, but I will never again hold my nose and vote against "the other party".
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 22, 2015 06:17 PM (XmOA9)
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It would be like that awkward hail and farewell where a female officer well into her cups saw I was about to eat a strawberry and said "That looks luscious!" and kinda went down on it and devoured it, winking at me. There was an uncomfortable silence among my tablemates as she walked away. I scrunched my eyes, said "Implanting false memory now...Demi Moore in choker whites...good...okay...aaaaaaand disturbing image erased." We had a good laugh and I had a stiff belt of scotch, shuddering to myself.
It would be just like that.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 22, 2015 06:17 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 22, 2015 06:17 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: goon at July 22, 2015 06:17 PM (gy5kE)
Posted by: Ncj at July 22, 2015 06:18 PM (fA5xz)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 22, 2015 06:18 PM (E5UB0)
Posted by: GOP sources say... at July 22, 2015 06:19 PM (Ui7Rt)
Right, none are major disqualifiers, look at Clinton/Obama.
As far as lack of diplomacy, unless Putin calls him a fuckstick I think we're good.
99% it can't get worse than it already is.
Posted by: prescient11 at July 22, 2015 06:19 PM (q5APL)
remember? It was cute and cutting the first time I read it as a
comment, but got recycled so often (as though it was an original
thought) that it just became boring. Now I can't even remember how it
went.
Go cram a flaming football wrapped with stinging nettles up your urethra sideways?
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 22, 2015 06:19 PM (fvZPe)
Julian Castro.
Have you heard it any where besides here?
Posted by: rickb223
Well, if I'd only heard it here, I'd have discounted it as the opium infused ravings of lunatics...
Yeah, probably the most common and recognizable name I've seen mentioned, both left and right. Although, the Dem bench is kinda thin on the governors who usually end up as "strategic" choices, so the lists are rather light atm..
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 22, 2015 06:20 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Mel at July 22, 2015 06:21 PM (/1WoD)
I said what he does on the John Doe stuff is a litmus test to me. I see the courts put a kibosh on it. Now he has to exact revenge - for his people. If he won't crack down on those guys for his people, he won't look out for us.
Now the WI Supreme court has ruled on it, and said this was illegal, he needs to put people in jail.
I said that he needs to crack down and say that it is wrong to use the enforcement powers of government to punish political enemies, it won't happen in his administration, and he will prosecute people who do it, and intimate if not explicitly say Lois Lerner is going to fucking jail instead of sitting on her fat ass on fatass island collecting a fatass retirement check from the people she screwed over.
We shall see.
Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2015 06:21 PM (2Ocf1)
I will keep saying I'm fed up with the GOP establishment so I look good with the commenters, but at the drop of a hat I'll post every negative thing about the non-establishment candidates that come across the desk and post every positive thing about the GOPe candidate that comes across the desk.
Then, when the time is right, I'll endorse Jeb for President because he is the most conservative electable candidate. Hopefully I will have dragged enough of you knuckle draggers bible toting crazies along with me.
Posted by: doug at July 22, 2015 06:21 PM (IYEs/)
Posted by: eleven at July 22, 2015 06:21 PM (MDgS8)
And?
Posted by: naturalfake at July 22, 2015 06:21 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: GOP sources say... at July 22, 2015 06:21 PM (Ui7Rt)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 06:21 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: John P. Squibob at July 22, 2015 06:22 PM (DQZLr)
And before the chorus of wasting your money starts, I am the father of 2 daughters in college....wasting money is my hobby.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 22, 2015 06:22 PM (hcTGO)
Hillary wanted to be an astronaut when she was young she says. Well so did I so I should be President.
I'm qualified like Major Tom.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2015 06:22 PM (ODxAs)
If Carly, or Perry or ANY of the other so-called "2nd tier" candidates (i.e., 2nd debated team) started getting more press, she'd run poorly against them too.
Hillary just really isn't very likable -- sure, Bill is just as big of a crook as she is, but he at least had likability.
Posted by: Dancing Queen at July 22, 2015 06:22 PM (nJvB1)
He has a point.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at July 22, 2015 06:23 PM (O5gp7)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 06:23 PM (1hEM6)
Politics is still a big herd mentality I think. The side that shows the most resolve, that cares the most, will win---because the herd gravitates toward that.
So you can Let It Burn. Be Achilles in his tent. Its not like Achilles was the son of a bitch of who sacked the city they all came to fight. It was the guy who didn't quit and kept thinking and fighting outside the box.
Posted by: KoshNaranek at July 22, 2015 06:23 PM (ABCH+)
Yes. And then I will say that any objectors to criticisms that could have been written by the fools at the dem party are simply "fan bois" or "hero worshippers" and thus are irrelevant to my cold and calculated analysis of bankruptcy law and donations to politicians who run the state in which you do business.
B/c purity tests only apply to the Donald, you see.
Posted by: prescient11 at July 22, 2015 06:23 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: Golfman at July 22, 2015 06:23 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2015 06:23 PM (BTnAK)
Posted by: Ncj at July 22, 2015 06:23 PM (fA5xz)
Posted by: goon at July 22, 2015 06:24 PM (gy5kE)
Yes.
Re the Liz Mair kerfuffle: I was annoyed that he hired her not that he fired her.
Posted by: Decaf at July 22, 2015 06:24 PM (xm2dE)
I saw Use of a Meme open for System of a Down at the Fillmore in '95.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2015 06:25 PM (8ZskC)
Clinic supports Senater Sanders for Presdent idf Presdent Oblama cannot run again because of some stooped law written by some dead white guys over 300 hundred years ago. Hillary would be an outstanding presdent compared to that idiot Bush who stared three wars in the Middle East, Bankrupted this county while fighting 3 wars, and implemented policies to huirt perstons of color and persons of some color. Bush lied to America, the world and our Present of Colora ands should be in jail in that Cuba place that he and Chainey built back in 1992. I am also proud to have sponsered a bill through the Brattleboro City government to rename are grate city 'Obamaboro" in honor of our presdent of color and the best presdent ever! We love our presdent of color................Do you ?????????
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 22, 2015 06:25 PM (lNSdJ)
Posted by: Lieawatha Warren at July 22, 2015 06:25 PM (z9azR)
Might want to rethink that Mayor of Baltimore for VP selection.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 22, 2015 06:26 PM (OGm46)
Posted by: Sid Blumenthal at July 22, 2015 06:26 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Lady in Black....sigh at July 22, 2015 06:26 PM (qh6k4)
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 22, 2015 06:26 PM (YW47b)
When people see that face and hear that voice, they'll vote for someone else in the primaries. Besides, the Obama machine controls the Democratic Party now, and he doesn't like Hillary.
The bad news is that too many leftists are stupid enough to make Bernie Sanders the nominee.
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at July 22, 2015 06:26 PM (0RdKg)
The dirtiest types of propaganda going on here. I mean seriously, what the fuck.
This is a CURRENT poll, where Trump is blowing away the other contenders by 10+ points all day and they don't even bother to include him in the matchups.
That's fucking outrageous.
Posted by: prescient11 at July 22, 2015 06:27 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 22, 2015 06:27 PM (z/Ubi)
I saw Use of a Meme open for System of a Down at the Fillmore in '95.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2015 06:25 PM (8ZskC)
Memes? Never heard of them.
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at July 22, 2015 06:27 PM (m9wUQ)
Now he may or may not make a good president and he may or may not be a stalking horse but at the very least he's made some really prime assholes very uncomfortable and there's a certain value to that.
Since the actual primaries are far away, why would anyone want that to stop soon?
Now come christmas and he's still going at it but not really showing us anything other than the clown nose then maybe that would be time to be concerned.
Until then? Let him confuse and anger all the right jerks and lets see how those we like react and how they deal with him because dealing with him is going to be easier than them dealing with some of the jack holes that are the ruling forces in places that could really do us some damage.
And besides it's amusing as hell.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 06:28 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 22, 2015 06:28 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 22, 2015 06:28 PM (hcTGO)
Posted by: Jean at July 22, 2015 06:28 PM (ztOda)
I saw Use of a Meme open for System of a Down at the Fillmore in '95.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2015 06:25 PM (8ZskC)
Memes? Never heard of them.
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at July 22, 2015 06:27 PM (m9wUQ)<<<
Honey badger don't give a shit about memes!
Posted by: Honey Badger at July 22, 2015 06:29 PM (z9azR)
But of course, we don't expect the worthless, whining losers to do anything about it. Your participation isn't requested or required.
Just stay the hell out of the way, mmmkay?
Posted by: Adjoran at July 22, 2015 06:29 PM (QIQ6j)
Can anyone imagine sitting at a bar, and having a beer with Hillary?
..........................................
Shoor, she regular down at de Chicken Bone Saloon.
Posted by: Uncle Omar at July 22, 2015 06:29 PM (wAQA5)
Yep. But they'll exclude him from head to head matchups cause you know, the guy pulling in 24% just can't win.
Posted by: prescient11 at July 22, 2015 06:30 PM (q5APL)
Posted by: eureka! at July 22, 2015 06:30 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: goon at July 22, 2015 06:30 PM (gy5kE)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 22, 2015 06:30 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Dr Spank
HAH!
"So maybe now the Republican bigshots could drop the queeny hysteria and begin talking about something - anything - that matters?"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 22, 2015 06:30 PM (VY8H5)
"We'll beat that meme like a rented red headed mule"
(someone wise said something like this just recently. Or was it wise ass?)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 22, 2015 06:30 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at July 22, 2015 06:31 PM (hcTGO)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2015 06:31 PM (1hEM6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 22, 2015 06:32 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Golfman at July 22, 2015 06:33 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: goon at July 22, 2015 06:33 PM (gy5kE)
~duck~ Sorry. The arrogant fuck Teh "Cake Boy" Won and the nutless GOPe has got me so down.
Posted by: eureka! at July 22, 2015 06:37 PM (g1MTt)
Can anyone imagine sitting at a bar, and having a beer with Hillary?
........................................
S'all good man, till she takes off them shoes.
Posted by: Uncle Omar at July 22, 2015 06:38 PM (wAQA5)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
===== This! =====
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at July 22, 2015 06:39 PM (0RdKg)
Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2015 06:39 PM (BTnAK)
Posted by: goon at July 22, 2015 06:42 PM (gy5kE)
Posted by: Dirty Randy at July 22, 2015 06:44 PM (xOu6p)
Inside the box thinking: "How do I get out of this box?"
Outside the box thinking: "How do I get back in the box?"
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 22, 2015 06:47 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: simplemind at July 22, 2015 06:50 PM (BTnAK)
When the general election rolls around, the Free Shit Army is going to show up and pull the lever for the candidate with D after his or her name. We might squeak by, but even if the Free Shit Army hates their candidate they'll still vote.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at July 22, 2015 06:53 PM (xN1DB)
All the high priced, faithful family leeches...er, retainers, cannot breathe charisma into this brittle, resentful woman.
Posted by: pj at July 22, 2015 06:55 PM (cHuNI)
No one cares about the damage done to my years of consistent online activism against that horrible faux Texan war criminal, or on behalf of our historic first multiracial President, Barack Obama.
But the last laugh will be had, and not by any of you. In time, you will be brought into line with the rest of the world. You will be ruled. Social and economic justice will have their day, your privileges broken. And I will laugh over a bottle of fair-trade organically raised wine as you are dragged off to your ends.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 22, 2015 06:55 PM (6U3DW)
Posted by: Chilling the most at July 22, 2015 06:57 PM (zW5rQ)
Posted by: RKae at July 22, 2015 07:07 PM (upjBJ)
I'd vote FOR Walker, Cruz or Fiorina, the rest are ABC.
Jeb -"it's his turn" (can someone get rid of the RNC?). Rubio needs executive experience - he'll be useless without it unless he gets really good advisors. (And I say that as a Floridian who is reasonably happy with him where he is.) Trump? LOL - but, yes, he'd be an ABC, too.
Posted by: Kathy Kinsley at July 22, 2015 07:23 PM (P1Mfe)
Posted by: NFG at July 22, 2015 07:25 PM (LwvY2)
I also love the photos Ace and/or Drudge post of her, even the scary close ups of the 3-D typography of her wrinkles and ridges and the one cross-eye. I snicker every time. She be Haggard Hilz le Horrible Harridan. xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, Walker/whoever 2016 at July 22, 2015 07:40 PM (2qF5m)
Posted by: Trump Trash at July 22, 2015 07:46 PM (7u7u7)
Posted by: brian448 at July 22, 2015 08:00 PM (ccY00)
Posted by: Doug at July 22, 2015 08:03 PM (L69BJ)
"Plus it's looking like Bill might be headed for that long lone goodnight. He's been looking mighty poorly lately."
I wonder if she can arrange his death in time to get the sympathy vote.
Posted by: rabidfox at July 22, 2015 08:27 PM (qkVCT)
And let's face it, she's just a fucking awful person who doesn't do well outside of big lefty enclaves. I don't doubt that the media could drag her ass across the finish line but they got to employee a lot of turd polish to convince LIVs that a bitter, vengeful, possibly brain damaged drunk 70 year old for first lady is presidential material.
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Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)