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Something Uplifting.... [CBD]
The death of the bees is a sign that colonizing women, people of color, marginalized communities is not sustainable, says Jess X. Chen #NN15
— Katie Hegarty (@HegartyKatie) July 19, 2015Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at July 19, 2015 11:25 AM (tEDMc)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 19, 2015 11:27 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 19, 2015 11:27 AM (/BV4k)
Posted by: stace at July 19, 2015 11:28 AM (daU4c)
A couple of weeks ago the whole "where are the bees?" bullshit was restarted again. Bill Maher even did his part by bringing an "expert" on his show to make shit up about it. Global Warming, of course.
So, naturally, we need to ban things and tax things, of course. Because that's what the bees are telling us.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 11:30 AM (B0X2V)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at July 19, 2015 11:30 AM (m9V0o)
Posted by: Ariana G. at July 19, 2015 11:31 AM (kiRuD)
Oh, shit. Lest just say she has demolished all possible opposition to her views through the use of kind of sublime logical so heartwarmingly familiar to Democrats everywhere.
They understand it. I don't.
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 19, 2015 11:32 AM (rCmeG)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 19, 2015 11:32 AM (YFw5T)
Posted by: Y-not at July 19, 2015 11:32 AM (qLl8l)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 11:33 AM (B0X2V)
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 11:33 AM (kiRuD)
This is why I hate Twitter. It is utterly unintelligible. You ahve no idea who is saying what. It's like some idiotic code for idiots.
hash tag hash tag who the fark knows what
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 11:35 AM (B0X2V)
I love how the robber just pushes the fireman out of the way. Good robbers wait their turn. And they dont moon people, either.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 11:36 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Hitlery! at July 19, 2015 11:36 AM (kiRuD)
Katie is quoting Jess X.
But don't worry....Katie is a loon too.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2015 11:37 AM (Zu3d9)
unintelligible. You ahve no idea who is saying what. It's like some
idiotic code for idiots.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 11:35 AM
Even John McCain's stash of sarcastic nastiness is insufficient to express my feelings about twitter, and those who make such a Big Friggin' Deal of tweetage therein.
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 19, 2015 11:38 AM (rCmeG)
Hey! Ace resembles that remark!
Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2015 11:38 AM (kivUY)
"Oh look Elaine, the black and white cookie. I love the black and white. Two races of flavor living side by side. It's a wonderful thing isn't it?"
And...
"Uhm, The thing about eating the Black and White cookie, Elaine, is you want to get some black and some white in each bite. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate And yet somehow racial harmony eludes us. If people would only look to the cookie all our problems would be solved. Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie."
Posted by: Dave S. at July 19, 2015 11:38 AM (mhkbv)
Stephen Miller @redsteeze
There's no excuse to go in the ocean. Unless you're treasure hunting. And even then you should take dynamite. Just don't go in the ocean
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 11:38 AM (iQIUe)
Katie is a wacko, too?
oh, okay, then
WE'RE SURROUNDED BY THEM.
Good grief, Charlie Brown's Dildo.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 11:39 AM (B0X2V)
Posted by: redenzo at July 19, 2015 11:40 AM (WCnJW)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2015 11:41 AM (kivUY)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 11:42 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 11:39 AM
You have just recently discovered this?
Movies talk now, you know.
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 19, 2015 11:42 AM (rCmeG)
Bees are dying because of a parasite.
Capitalism is also a type of parasite.
So the same parasite that kills bees also kills teh wimminz.
Am I close?
Posted by: chemjeff enjoying blueberry pancakes at July 19, 2015 11:42 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: chemjeff enjoying blueberry pancakes at July 19, 2015 11:43 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: 11B40 at July 19, 2015 11:43 AM (abx5/)
Hard to argue with your logic.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2015 11:43 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: 11B40 at July 19, 2015 11:43 AM (abx5/)
Don't forget meeeeee!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Inspector Clousseau at July 19, 2015 11:45 AM (2XMpf)
****
CBD, I think it means she doesn't want us to call her "Honey"?
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 11:45 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Bubbles at July 19, 2015 11:45 AM (kiRuD)
This update just in:
Kudos to the fireperson. Officer Krumkake and Sergeant Donutz notso much.
Posted by: 11B40 at July 19, 2015 11:46 AM (abx5/)
Posted by: not a Raiders fan at July 19, 2015 11:46 AM (RLgSq)
Posted by: Sphynx at July 19, 2015 11:46 AM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 19, 2015 11:46 AM (YFw5T)
@ RINOs & DemoKKKrats: Noto Bene.
Posted by: Mickey Shwarma, soon from an undisclosed non-US location at July 19, 2015 11:47 AM (2mJMN)
Posted by: Hamilton at July 19, 2015 11:47 AM (4djZu)
Also funny, I see Gawker quasi-threatening to sue the Free Beacon.
Strangely, the freebeacon.com was down this morning for a while.
Charles Johnson Threatens To Take Washington Free Beacon To Court
dailycaller.com
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2015 11:47 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 11:47 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: not a Raiders fan at July 19, 2015 11:47 AM (RLgSq)
The sheriff is so nice to these lefty assholes and they still shit all over him:
http://goo.gl/3gg5uTi
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 11:47 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Dave S. at July 19, 2015 11:48 AM (mhkbv)
Posted by: Matt_SE at July 19, 2015 11:48 AM (9Fcph)
lol, if you read the entire thread of tweets (I saw them somewhere earlier today, I think Twitchy.com), you'll be even more confused
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2015 11:48 AM (qCMvj)
I'll flash the Horde gang sign at the camera so you'll know it's me.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 19, 2015 11:49 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 19, 2015 11:49 AM (Gcu5R)
https://twitter.com/Jessxchen
It's really kind of amazing to read thru.
Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2015 11:49 AM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Paolo at July 19, 2015 11:49 AM (RLgSq)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 19, 2015 11:50 AM (wKc1L)
It was cool.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 11:47 AM (NeFrd)
Watch out for the Samsquamptches!
Posted by: Bubbles at July 19, 2015 11:50 AM (kiRuD)
There is a clear inverse correlation between the attractiveness of a woman and her interest in and support of blather like this.
It's the dirty little secret of progressivism: Their chicks are ugly.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2015 11:50 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 19, 2015 11:50 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 19, 2015 11:50 AM (Gcu5R)
Here's the linkie. I read it on Instapundit, who linked to
twitchy.
Bee lives matter: Instapundit retweets the finest of Netroots; 'The bees are trying to warn us'
http://bit.ly/1VhBdEl
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2015 11:51 AM (qCMvj)
*****
Well, here's the thing. I think one of her college professors told her to speak in allegory and she got confused and started to speak sort of Al Gore-y (i.e. nonsensical)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 11:51 AM (NeFrd)
It's good that he uses his middle initial, so he's not confused with *the* Jess Chen.
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 11:52 AM (kiRuD)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2015 11:52 AM (kTF2Z)
To answer the question in the OP: an unintentional comparison to the hivemind?
Posted by: bam at July 19, 2015 11:53 AM (mvuew)
Posted by: not a Raiders fan at July 19, 2015 11:53 AM (RLgSq)
Posted by: The Lorax at July 19, 2015 11:53 AM (kiRuD)
Good times good times.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 19, 2015 11:53 AM (s8PBg)
Posted by: Chilling the modt at July 19, 2015 11:53 AM (xuVON)
It means that she's pissed off that God didn't love her enough to make her pretty.
Posted by: Duke Lowell<<
[channeling best Kelso/Ashton Kutcher voice] WHOA BURN!!
Posted by: Sphynx at July 19, 2015 11:54 AM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Y-not at July 19, 2015 11:54 AM (qLl8l)
Posted by: not a Raiders fan at July 19, 2015 11:53 AM (RLgSq)
Yep
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 19, 2015 11:54 AM (s8PBg)
proteinwisdom @proteinwisdom
@abitchforjustic that's funny coming from someone who transgendered so he could swallow while pretending not to be gay as a French horn
LOL Good one, Jeff!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 11:54 AM (iQIUe)
When they said allegory she thought they said Al Gore-y.
(meh, marginally better)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 11:55 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 19, 2015 11:50 AM (kdS6q)
over at therightscoop.com yesterday
BREAKING! CHATTANOOGA SHOOTER HAD BEEN SPOTTED AT SHOOTING RANGE WITH 3 MEN BEFORE MASSACRE
so, no lone wolf, not that that matters at all, a terrorist is a terrorist
Abdulazeez was reportedly spotted with three other men who were wearing long beards like Abdulazeez. All four were reportedly practice shooting.
The claim has not been confirmed by law enforcement but several sources told WDEF the men were likely spotted at Prentice Cooper Gun Range.
looks like we need to find these guys too
instead of attacking Sheriff Joe on speaking spanish to illegals
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2015 11:55 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Kenway at July 19, 2015 11:55 AM (TjEMX)
Posted by: Jess XYZ ChenPao at July 19, 2015 11:55 AM (Dwehj)
Remember when that gunstore owner was called a racist racist for saying she wouldn't let Muslims shoot at her range?
Posted by: Lauren at July 19, 2015 11:56 AM (tD74j)
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 11:56 AM (kiRuD)
Obviously, the answer to terrorism is to ban beards.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 19, 2015 11:57 AM (YFw5T)
Posted by: Maya Jackieblue at July 19, 2015 11:57 AM (Dwehj)
get the heck out of Cali
MORE THAN HALF OF NEW CA DRIVER'S LICENSES GO TO ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
it's just not worth the "nice weather" anymore
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2015 11:57 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 19, 2015 11:58 AM (Gcu5R)
To answer the question in the OP: an unintentional comparison to the hivemind?
Posted by: bam at July 19, 2015 11:53 AM (mvuew)
------
I believe the nutroots are coming to St. Louis next year, which I my home turf. We may be moving to Nashville area, but if not I wonder how easy it is to attend these things? I'd love to observe and record, and work on my poker face.
Posted by: Dave S. at July 19, 2015 11:58 AM (mhkbv)
Good times good times.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 19, 2015 11:53 AM (s8PBg)
--I love KD. Haven't been there in over 10 years. Is the Scooby Doo coaster still running?
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 11:58 AM (kiRuD)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 19, 2015 11:58 AM (JG47A)
Posted by: Daybrother at July 19, 2015 11:59 AM (hZ7yu)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 11:59 AM (zOTsN)
The JEF is hellbent on giving iran nukes.
BREAKING: Obama Released TOP IRANIAN SCIENTIST as Part of Nuke Deal; Left Americans to Rot in Hell
the gateway pundit links to The Times of Israel
O is hellbent
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2015 11:59 AM (qCMvj)
If enough monkeys on one island learned to crack coconuts on the rocks to get at the insides the mere raising of consciousness would travel across to other islands where other monkeys would spontaneously learn to whack their coconuts, out of the ether.
...in other words the bees are dying is an attempt at starting a hippie meme.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:00 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Maya Jackieblue at July 19, 2015 12:00 PM (Dwehj)
It means "Dear, Be Super and Collect Wheat bagles, Pastrami and Cheese, Mustard and Cookies, so I can make you a Sandwich later!"
Posted by: MTF at July 19, 2015 12:00 PM (DkJ4E)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2015 12:00 PM (qCMvj)
by the way
there have been at least two possibly three stories in the last month of literally thousands of bees taking over the attic and walls space of a few homes in Texas
oddly
these honey bees like Texas
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:01 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: The African Killer Bees at July 19, 2015 12:01 PM (BO/km)
This live action trailer for "Attack on Titan" looks pretty sweet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InF16sp7J0M
On T:
The weenie robber looks like he's a ginger.
Is there any lesson we can take from that fact?
Posted by: naturalfake at July 19, 2015 12:01 PM (KUa85)
Posted by: Sphynx at July 19, 2015 11:46 AM (OZmbA)
That means that rapey bees dying should be a good thing but nope, it's practically the worst thing ever.
I'm so confused.
Posted by: all doubt removed at July 19, 2015 12:01 PM (xPo51)
The orgone moves in a mysterious way.
Posted by: Wilhelm Reich at July 19, 2015 12:01 PM (YFw5T)
Posted by: MTF at July 19, 2015 12:02 PM (DkJ4E)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 12:02 PM (B0X2V)
It is officially gross out.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 12:02 PM (B0X2V)
Psychopapple
Plarney
Paloney
Pullshit
Palderdash!!
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:02 PM (NeFrd)
==
I blame the bees.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 19, 2015 12:03 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Maya Jackieblue at July 19, 2015 12:03 PM (Dwehj)
How the hell does bees have fuckall to do with the patriarchy?
I'm severely allergic to bees, so it's all pretty moot as far as I'm concerned, but still...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 19, 2015 12:04 PM (kmtse)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2015 12:04 PM (qCMvj)
"Obama collecting personal data for a secret race database"
Posted by: Sphynx at July 19, 2015 12:04 PM (OZmbA)
the productive honey bees being crowded out by the rapacious non native bees
well
that is an allegory
its also true. In both senses
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:04 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 19, 2015 12:04 PM (kmtse)
Posted by: SyFy Network at July 19, 2015 12:04 PM (mhkbv)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 19, 2015 12:04 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:05 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2015 12:05 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Dang at July 19, 2015 12:05 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Hadoop at July 19, 2015 12:06 PM (2X7pN)
(I think)
She is launching an early volley in support of Obama's plans to Federalize local zoning, what Mark Levin calls "Federalizing the Suburbs."
Per the NY Post article yesterday and on the heels of the recent Supreme Court decision approving of the gross overreach of the Fair Housing act, the administration is putting together a massive race-focused Database of Everything. One outcome, among many, will be to force cities with high-density minority populations to disperse those populations into underrepresented, i.e. higher-income areas in order to continue to receive Federal Funding.
Gross, and creepy.
Posted by: Clinton at July 19, 2015 12:06 PM (DjpfO)
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 12:06 PM (kiRuD)
[asking for a friend who may, just may be interested in colonizing women]
Posted by: Sphynx at July 19, 2015 12:06 PM (OZmbA)
I'm a sharer.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:07 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: MTF at July 19, 2015 12:02 PM (DkJ4E)
The alarming thing is that idiotic leftist rot is even starting to infect the {i]Asians.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 12:07 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden at July 19, 2015 12:07 PM (kiRuD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2015 12:08 PM (TrSyG)
"Obama collecting personal data for a secret race database"
Posted by: Sphynx at July 19, 2015 12:04 PM (OZmbA)
yep, it's ugly
so is this
National Security Expert Slams Hillary's 'Assault' On Free Speech
Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton put her willingness to defend the Constitution in serious doubt when she promised Islamic countries the United States government would intimidate Americans who violate their free speech code, national security expert Stephen Coughlin told The Daily Caller News Foundation.
As Secretary of State, Clinton promised an international Islamic organization in 2011 that the United States government would "use some old-fashioned techniques of peer pressure and shaming" to intimidate Americans who improperly criticize Islam or Muhammad.
"An official of the United States, in an official communique, went to a foreign land to commit to a foreign leader that the United States Government would engage in the extra-legal practice of intimidating American citizens in the exercise of what is otherwise their protected free speech rights under the First Amendment," Coughlin told TheDCNF.
the daily caller
can't recommend enough, the american spectator piece
Barack and Valerie's Great Communist Party Marriage
Rich new information on Valerie Jarrett's red diaper loyalties and ties.
http://spectator.org/
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2015 12:08 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:08 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Dang, being a smug mother fucker at July 19, 2015 12:08 PM (2oWD2)
the productive honey bees being crowded out by the rapacious non native bees
well
that is an allegory
its also true. In both senses
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:04 PM (zOTsN)
And what about the
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 12:09 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 12:09 PM (2j42I)
I like ice cream.
Posted by: Sphynx at July 19, 2015 12:09 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: jim at July 19, 2015 12:09 PM (VwhRo)
Posted by: Nicolas Cage at July 19, 2015 12:10 PM (oSyzy)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 19, 2015 12:10 PM (kmtse)
Posted by: bam at July 19, 2015 12:10 PM (mvuew)
But they don't like it much when it 'reveals' someone else's.
And does precious little Jess X. Chen realize that beehives are the ultimate matriarchy??
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 19, 2015 12:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at July 19, 2015 12:11 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Dang at July 19, 2015 12:11 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:11 PM (NeFrd)
this asshole terrorist in Chattanooga
he was no lone wolf
he shot with others
he learned this philisophy at his pappys knee
he traveled extensively throughout the ME, visiting his uncles
he came back more extreme than before
these assholes always leave a video or a manifesto. He has left a couple of tweets. Big whoop.
Where is his manifesto. Where is his daddy
they are NOT telling us everything
They are hiding the truth
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:11 PM (zOTsN)
Yay! I'm thinking like an SJW now!
*loads gun to shoot self*
Bee "societies" are matriarchal and essentially all female.
The male bees are drones, who dump their sperm into the queen and are then driven away from the hive.
Thus, The Death of Bees(TM) is an insidious plot by the Patriarchy-
to not only destroy perfect matriarchal societies but to prove that matriarchy cannot work.
Now, you too can "think" like an SJW.
*shoots self in head*
Posted by: naturalfake at July 19, 2015 12:11 PM (KUa85)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:11 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2015 12:12 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:13 PM (zOTsN)
Bees, bees. Millions of bees.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiwa4ADVp64
(I remember seeing this crappy movie in the theater.)
Posted by: Dang at July 19, 2015 12:14 PM (2oWD2)
'Cause that distinction may make all the difference.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:14 PM (NeFrd)
So maybe that's a good reply to the" where are the bees " question. You may find other uses for the phrase too so feel free to use it as needed.
Posted by: freaked at July 19, 2015 12:14 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: naturalfake<<
We've determined that such societies only succeed when the females each possess six legs.
Posted by: Social Science Nerd at July 19, 2015 12:14 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:15 PM (zOTsN)
That's racist.
Posted by: SJWs at July 19, 2015 12:15 PM (ef6pV)
Psychopapple
Plarney
Paloney
Pullshit
Palderdash!!
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:02 PM (NeFrd)
I'd prefer if we replaced B's with G's.
That way you could-
Gunt the baseball.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 19, 2015 12:15 PM (KUa85)
****
All six of which are barefoot.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:16 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 12:16 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:16 PM (zOTsN)
Liberal Critics Loathe New Apatow Movie's 'Too Conservative' Happy Ending
looks like a must see
http://bit.ly/1JqMgBR
Here's the IMDB link
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3152624/?ref_=nv_sr_1
Having thought that monogamy was never possible, a commitment-phobic career woman may have to face her fears when she meets a good guy.
I won't trust the rating on this. I'm sure IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes will be in all out leftie attack mode.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2015 12:16 PM (qCMvj)
"Well, Mr President, it's the bees and spiders again, they stole my food stamps and sold em to the rat, and I tried to get down to my car for to honk the horn for help but the snake had gotten in for the cockroaches. I go back upstairs but the spiders had jammed the police lock. I ain't been inside for a week and I know my wife is sleeping with the bees!"
Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2015 12:17 PM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Glen Beck at July 19, 2015 12:17 PM (qnhj2)
Bees, bees. Millions of bees.
I just presumed that they wanted to give bees the vote.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 12:17 PM (oKE6c)
https://gspotmajor.wordpress.com/tag/birthday-sex/
Posted by: MTF at July 19, 2015 12:18 PM (DkJ4E)
The small planet's atmosphere is escaping and being turned into a tail by the solar wind.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2015 12:18 PM (zABgu)
Is that a nod to polygamy? Six female legs, three women...
Posted by: jim at July 19, 2015 12:18 PM (VwhRo)
stamps and sold em to the rat, and I tried to get down to my car for to
honk the horn for help but the snake had gotten in for the cockroaches.
I go back upstairs but the spiders had jammed the police lock. I ain't
been inside for a week and I know my wife is sleeping with the bees!"
Posted by: Mr. Ah Clem. at July 19, 2015 12:18 PM (qnhj2)
Posted by: A Bee at July 19, 2015 12:18 PM (2j42I)
That can mess up a hive, I hear.
Well, that's the buzz in the neighborhood.
Posted by: eman at July 19, 2015 12:18 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: freaked at July 19, 2015 12:19 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Jess X. Chen at July 19, 2015 12:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 12:19 PM (oKE6c)
there is an argument being made by environazis that honey bees are a colonial european construct and thus colonial
and we shouldnt use so much sweetner anyway
blah blah blah
they talk about how bees, like cows, destroy ecology
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:19 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:20 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Katie Hegarty at July 19, 2015 12:20 PM (+4uXG)
Posted by: Sphynx at July 19, 2015 12:09 PM (OZmbA)
So does Sid Bass. He just invested in Blue Bell to assure its return to the market.
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 19, 2015 12:20 PM (R8hU8)
Yeah, no, I think there's only 1 of the Bee Gees left.
Posted by: Sphynx at July 19, 2015 12:20 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:21 PM (NeFrd)
The small planet's atmosphere is escaping and being turned into a tail by the solar wind.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2015 12:18 PM (zABgu)
--Pluto has exceeded my expectations. I thought it would be a moonscape, but instead it's a beautiful world with geysers, ice caps, canyons, and high mountains. I almost imagine The Little Prince living there.
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 12:21 PM (2j42I)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:22 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jess X. Chen at July 19, 2015 12:23 PM (oVJmc)
SMACK! "
Take that you little ingrate!"
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:23 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: freaked at July 19, 2015 12:23 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:19 PM (zOTsN)
--Honey is awesome. It's one of the few foods that never spoils. I like honey in my iced tea much more than sugar.
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 12:23 PM (2j42I)
I think it means I've got a useless degree and a big ass (as in bee butt) debt.
Posted by: YIKES! at July 19, 2015 12:24 PM (dlASm)
He didn't write it.
A woman did.
Sexist h8rs.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 19, 2015 12:24 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:20 PM (NeFrd)
Oh, look at Muldoon with the gig grain.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 19, 2015 12:24 PM (KUa85)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at July 19, 2015 12:24 PM (Dwehj)
OMG, that kid has a type 99 Arisika full sized rifle.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2015 12:24 PM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Minnie at July 19, 2015 12:24 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 12:25 PM (iQIUe)
I like ice cream.
Posted by: Sphynx at July 19, 2015 12:09 PM (OZmbA)
So does Sid Bass. He just invested in Blue Bell to assure its return to the market.
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 19, 2015 12:20 PM (R8hU
<<[channeling Johnny Carson]: I did not know that . . .
Seriously, the Blue Bell Drought of 2015 spurred me to buy a Cuisinart ice cream maker and I've been whipping up some mighty good vanilla, strawberry and some blueberry sherbert. Highly recommended and easy to use appliance.
Posted by: Sphynx at July 19, 2015 12:25 PM (OZmbA)
africanized bees are like african americans
non bee pollinators are like the Native Americans
farmers and bee keepers are slave owners and colonialists
no mention made of native bee species already here
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:25 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: HRH Clinton at July 19, 2015 12:26 PM (2j42I)
*yawn* God warriors. Seven Days of Fire. Humanity reduced to little pockets. Nausicaa.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2015 12:26 PM (zABgu)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:26 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: freaked at July 19, 2015 12:26 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 19, 2015 12:26 PM (1P74Q)
And he loves peanut butter.
Posted by: Minnie at July 19, 2015 12:24 PM (oVJmc)
****
And all this time I thought you were fucking goofy!
Posted by: Mickey, a solid mouse at July 19, 2015 12:27 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2015 12:27 PM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Sphynx at July 19, 2015 12:25 PM (OZmbA)
Sounds great, thanks
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 19, 2015 12:28 PM (R8hU8)
africanized bees are like african americans
non bee pollinators are like the Native Americans
farmers and bee keepers are slave owners and colonialists
no mention made of native bee species already here
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:25 PM (zOTsN)
What are dump bees?
Posted by: Ricky at July 19, 2015 12:28 PM (2j42I)
Posted by: Zombees at July 19, 2015 12:28 PM (1P74Q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2015 12:28 PM (zABgu)
insufficient to express my feelings about twitter, and those who make
such a Big Friggin' Deal of tweetage therein.
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 19, 2015 11:38 AM (rCmeG)
Twitter is for those who have to strain - usually unsuccessfully - to generate a thought to fill 140 characters.
Facebook is no better. Look at me! I'm taking a crap! Wooot!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 12:28 PM (oKE6c)
--I love KD. Haven't been there in over 10 years. Is the Scooby Doo coaster still running?
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 11:58 AM (kiRuD)
I think it's renamed now. Snoopy perhaps. Last time I was there the Shockwave was the newest.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 19, 2015 12:29 PM (s8PBg)
way more complex than I couldve imagined
facinating
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:22 PM (zOTsN)
The lead scientist, Alan Stern, said, "The Solar System saved the best for last."
Perhaps a bit of hyperbole, but not too far off.
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2015 12:29 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:29 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 19, 2015 12:30 PM (wKc1L)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 12:31 PM (B0X2V)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:31 PM (NeFrd)
Perhaps a bit of hyperbole, but not too far off.
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2015 12:29 PM (sdi6R)
--Io and the Galilean Satellites are pretty damn cool as well.
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 12:31 PM (2j42I)
Posted by: Sphynx at July 19, 2015 12:32 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: The Gee Bees at July 19, 2015 12:32 PM (Dwehj)
*****
"On the fifth day of Hot Dog my true love gave to me..."
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:33 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2015 12:28 PM (zABgu)
This.
This is why that "the science is settled" shit really annoys actual scientists. No science is ever "settled," ever. Some of the apparently soundest notions of science - Newtonian mechanics, conservation of parity - were subsequently shown to be substantially in error or inadequate. Physical scientists are surprised all the time; even climastrologists are surprised, as for example by the 17 year hiatus in "global warming."
"Social" scientists, OTOH, are never surprised. Their data always bear out their original hypotheses. I guess they're just a lot smarter than we are, and were just hiding their brain power when we took hard science classes together.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 12:33 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 19, 2015 12:33 PM (wKc1L)
Apparently we've come full circle.
Posted by: Secundus at July 19, 2015 12:33 PM (DboPO)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 12:34 PM (B0X2V)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:34 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 19, 2015 12:34 PM (s8PBg)
Posted by: Sphynx at July 19, 2015 12:34 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:35 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 12:35 PM (B0X2V)
africanized bees are like african americans
Honey bees came from Europe, IIRC.
Oh, and Africanized bees are known for playing the "sting out" game.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 12:35 PM (oKE6c)
5 Days Until National Hot Dog Day
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 12:31 PM (B0X2V)
Oscar Mayer Wienermobile was in our area this weekend. Sadly, I had another engagement and missed seeing it.
Posted by: Cicero kid, likes them Chicago dogs at July 19, 2015 12:36 PM (1P74Q)
Apparently we've come full circle.
Posted by: Secundus at July 19, 2015 12:33 PM (DboPO)
Thanks, teachers' unions!
Btw, on the same note Drudge says the teachers' unions are pissed that the leadership endorsed Her Thighness. They want Sanders, Vladimir Lenin being unavailable. So now you know why kids are stupid; they've learned everything the teachers know, which is ... nothing.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 12:37 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 19, 2015 12:38 PM (wKc1L)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Solar_System_objects_by_size
Oregon Muse mentioned that when he was in school, Jupiter had 12 moons, Saturn 9, Uranus 5, Neptune 2, and Pluto 0. I remember that, too. The Kuiper Belt out beyond Neptune hadn't yet been discovered. It was possible to learn and memorize the names of all the planets and moons in the solar system.
Now? Take a look at the above link and try to memorize that.
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2015 12:38 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 12:21 PM (2j42I)
Good place to resettle the leftists.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 12:39 PM (oKE6c)
And on that note, I'm outta here. Y'all stay safe and endeavor to persevere.
Se ya later. Don't bee a stranger. Just bee strange,
Posted by: freaked at July 19, 2015 12:39 PM (BO/km)
africanized bees are like african americans
non bee pollinators are like the Native Americans
farmers and bee keepers are slave owners and colonialists
no mention made of native bee species already here
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:25 PM (zOTsN)
And non-pollinators are like LGBT types.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 12:40 PM (oKE6c)
209 didnt Neil D'Grasse Tyson make mock of Pluto on twitter when it was declared no longer a planet
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:35 PM (zOTsN)
Yeah, I think so.
That asshole is a science carny barker.
You have to be pretty dull in the skull to think that dude is worth a moment of time.
Posted by: eman at July 19, 2015 12:40 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: The Gee Bees at July 19, 2015 12:40 PM (Dwehj)
I like bee butts and I can not lie
You other drones can't deny
That when a bee flys in with a itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get buzzed,....
Posted by: Sir Drone-A-Lot at July 19, 2015 12:41 PM (Pz/Ss)
Posted by: Pluto, The Littlest Planet at July 19, 2015 12:42 PM (KUa85)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2015 12:42 PM (zABgu)
And to think she managed to pack all that crazy into a single tweet with many of her 140 characters to spare.
Posted by: Hayduh at July 19, 2015 12:42 PM (uSM1W)
He normally hates raunchy humor, and he did talk up that particular disclaimer, but he rated the movie 3.5 out of 4.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 19, 2015 12:43 PM (wKc1L)
You have to be pretty dull in the skull to think that dude is worth a moment of time.
Posted by: eman at July 19, 2015 12:40 PM (MQEz6)
His resumes screams "affirmative action washout takes a quasi-scientific sinecure after a fail-to-launch scientific career."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 12:43 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jess XYZ ChenPao at July 19, 2015 12:44 PM (Dwehj)
In 2012 I spent a few months 'seeing' (read: sleeping with) a high school art teacher. Bubblehead basket case like I'd never seen. Met a bunch of her teacher friends, who were (with one exception) some of the dumbest people I've ever had the displeasure to meet in my life. One of them flat out told me she started in another major and switched to Ed. because it was easy.
Posted by: Secundus at July 19, 2015 12:44 PM (DboPO)
Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2015 12:45 PM (zgVAw)
Now? Take a look at the above link and try to memorize that.
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2015 12:38 PM (sdi6R)
--I used to have them memorized (I came of age a little later, after Charon was discovered). All of Uranus's moons were named after Shakespeare and Pope characters, and the Jovian planets after lovers of Zeus (obviously, a long list to draw from!). Of course, the moons of Mars, Deimos and Phobos, have the coolest names: Terror and Fear.
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 12:45 PM (2j42I)
*sheds single tear*
Posted by: Pluto, The Littlest Planet at July 19, 2015 12:42 PM (KUa85)
--Fuck what Tyson thinks, Pluto; you're a rock star!
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 12:48 PM (2j42I)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 19, 2015 12:50 PM (oVJmc)
http://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/planetary/text/pion10_pr_20030225.txt
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2015 12:51 PM (zABgu)
God create the Hot Dog!
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 12:34 PM (B0X2V)
"...And the Lord showed the man all the beasts of the field, and the birds of the air, and the fish in the seas, and said unto him, "I give all these to you, to rule over; give them names and use them as your own."
"And Adam spake unto the Lord, saying, "Lord, but what if I wish to grind certain ones up into a pink Soft Serve goo and use them as sausage stuffing? Is that cool?"
"And the Lord pondered the question, and then shrugged and said "Yeah, go ahead. Be warned, though-- some of your children and children's children will like to eat them with sauerkraut.""
Posted by: Secundus at July 19, 2015 12:51 PM (DboPO)
sleeping with) a high school art teacher. Bubblehead basket case like
I'd never seen. Met a bunch of her teacher friends, who were (with one
exception) some of the dumbest people I've ever had the displeasure to
meet in my life. One of them flat out told me she started in another
major and switched to Ed. because it was easy.
Posted by: Secundus at July 19, 2015 12:44 PM (DboPO)
You're inflaming my prejudices, you know that?
The first day of my introductory physics course was packed; people were literally sitting in the aisles, and standing at the back.
Two weeks later, you could sit wherever you wanted. And spread out your stuff, too.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 12:53 PM (oKE6c)
Now? Take a look at the above link and try to memorize that.
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2015 12:38 PM (sdi6R)
--I used to have them memorized (I came of age a little later, after Charon was discovered). All of Uranus's moons were named after Shakespeare and Pope characters, and the Jovian planets after lovers of Zeus (obviously, a long list to draw from!). Of course, the moons of Mars, Deimos and Phobos, have the coolest names: Terror and Fear.
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 12:45 PM (2j42I)
Add in what we have learned about other solar systems.
Our solar system seems to be one of the quiet, stable ones, and was likely very different early in its life.
Others solar systems are like madhouses. Planets bigger than Jupiter orbiting so close to their parent stars they circle it in just a few days, for example.
I am glad to hear there are still some scientists left that admit they don't know everything.
Too many of them these days see themselves as high priests or catalogers.
Posted by: eman at July 19, 2015 12:54 PM (MQEz6)
'Cause I will be your honeybee
Posted by: Peter Gabriel at July 19, 2015 12:54 PM (2j42I)
Apparently we've come full circle.
They now practice asstrology.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 19, 2015 12:54 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Jess XYZ ChenPao at July 19, 2015 12:55 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2015 12:55 PM (zABgu)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 19, 2015 12:50 PM (oVJmc)
In an earlier time (i.e., before psychiatry), when schizophrenia was confused with hearing from God, he/she/it would have been a major prophet. Might even have founded a religion.
Nowadays we just bomb would-be prophets with anti-psychotic drugs. End of problem.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 12:56 PM (oKE6c)
I like it. We will see what the kids think.
Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2015 12:56 PM (zgVAw)
Posted by: the bees at July 19, 2015 12:56 PM (VQjKe)
Posted by: eman at July 19, 2015 12:57 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: MTF at July 19, 2015 12:58 PM (DkJ4E)
sleeping with) a high school art teacher. Bubblehead basket case like
I'd never seen. Met a bunch of her teacher friends, who were (with one
exception) some of the dumbest people I've ever had the displeasure to
meet in my life. One of them flat out told me she started in another
major and switched to Ed. because it was easy.
Posted by: Secundus at July 19, 2015 12:44 PM (DboPO)
You're inflaming my prejudices, you know that?
The first day of my introductory physics course was packed; people were literally sitting in the aisles, and standing at the back.
Two weeks later, you could sit wherever you wanted. And spread out your stuff, too.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 12:53 PM (oKE6c)
--I was surprised to hear that the most common vacancies in the local school districts were for math and science teachers. I thought, "Who wouldn't enjoy teaching science to ten year-olds?" but then realized that most education majors are too dumb or lazy to be good at those subjects.
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 12:58 PM (2j42I)
I like ice cream.
Posted by: Sphynx at July 19, 2015 12:09 PM (OZmbA)
I'ma come out, too, then.
I *heart* gluten!
Posted by: Comrade Moron April at July 19, 2015 12:59 PM (79ZSg)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 19, 2015 01:00 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Chilling the modt at July 19, 2015 11:53 AM (xuVON)
If the RINOs love our vets so much, why is the VA a fucking shithole?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2015 01:00 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2015 01:00 PM (oFCZn)
It's more of a generalized feeling than an actual focus. Like a beauty pageant contestant saying she likes World Peace. Sounds nice, laudable sentiment, but she's not going to actually, you know, go out and try to make it real.
Posted by: Secundus at July 19, 2015 01:01 PM (DboPO)
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 12:58 PM (2j42I)
Not to be stereotypical, but the two "dumb girl" majors when I was in college were early childhood development (or whatever, teaching degree for elementary / middle school) and "communications and theater"
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:02 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 01:02 PM (iQIUe)
Advisers openly suggested to struggling / unsure students that they check out those majors.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:02 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at July 19, 2015 01:02 PM (AF8UR)
Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2015 01:04 PM (zgVAw)
When I was in college the home economics majors had to take 2 years of chem including a year of organic, physics, calculus, etc. It was not an easy major.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 01:04 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 01:02 PM (iQIUe)
--Have you ever seen the Israeli movie Ushpizim? It's a pretty good story and I knew almost nothing about the Festival of Booths until I watched it.
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:05 PM (2j42I)
vacancies in the local school districts were for math and science
teachers. I thought, "Who wouldn't enjoy teaching science to ten
year-olds?" but then realized that most education majors are too dumb or
lazy to be good at those subjects.
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 12:58 PM (2j42I
A very good friend of mine from college (a math major) is now (after a stint in finance, etc.) on the shady side of the hill teaching high school math in a less than stellar area.
Apparently, it's soul-destroying. Kids are stupid and lazy, don't give a crap, don't do the work, in short, pretty much reflect their parents' values. He hates it. And being conservative, also hates the teacher's union, to which he must perforce belong and pay dues. Putting up with brain-dead liberal education majors is just an added bonus.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 01:05 PM (oKE6c)
Feminists love bees. Bees are their spirit animals. Why? Because Bees (and certain spiders, but spiders are yucky) are one of the few creatures that living in matriarchal society.
Now, before you laugh too hard -- think about. The entire colony lives or dies based on the Queen bee. Who has many suitors and basically sits around all day controlling her minions while her minions do all the actual work.
So if bee colonies are dying off, that means the feminists spirit animals must be mad. And like scorned gods, they are sending a sign to the patriarchies of the world that they cannot survive without matriarchal creatures like honey bees, who do the important work of pollinating our flowers.
Make sense?
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:05 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Gridlock at July 19, 2015 01:07 PM (tEGip)
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:02 PM (AkOaV)
$200,000 well-spent.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 01:07 PM (oKE6c)
I like ice cream.
Posted by: Sphynx at July 19, 2015 12:09 PM (OZmbA)
I'ma come out, too, then.
I *heart* gluten!
Posted by: Comrade Moron April at July 19, 2015 12:59 PM (79ZSg)
Come on down!! You are being awarded our ESPY Award of SJW Courage for late 2015!! But first, some important questions:
1.) Are you non-white?
2.) Are you now, or have you ever been associated with the Rethuglican Party, Tea-Baggers, or other such subversive organizations?
Posted by: ESPY Awards Committee at July 19, 2015 01:07 PM (2mJMN)
I thought my job was bad.
Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2015 01:08 PM (zgVAw)
Advisers openly suggested to struggling / unsure students that they check out those majors.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:02 PM (AkOaV)
--And almost every university has something like "Physics for Poets" so liberal arts majors can fill their science requisite. I myself just took astronomy --which, yeah, had less math than chemistry or physics would, but was also fun (classes in the planetarium).
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:09 PM (2j42I)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 01:05 PM (oKE6c)
Buddy of mine did that after law school. Taught history. Wanted to "make an impact" on his community. Kind of a liberal type, more LIV than anything.
His eyes were opened very quickly. The stories he told -- I mean, I believe it!
But essentially the kids were entirely unconcerned with learning, their parents had no control over them and did not care if their kids were not learning. They also took any criticism of their children as being "racist" or "ignorant" and essentially everyone in the entire district had just "checked out". They go through the motions of teaching, but essentially they see themselves as part time prison guards keeping an eye on the yutes for 7 hours (or whatever), and thats about it.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:09 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 19, 2015 12:04 PM (kmtse)
---
I was a perfect gentlewoman.
I feel like I failed myself and the horde.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 19, 2015 01:09 PM (jR7Wy)
Fire everyone and sell off the hospitals to private healthcare providers.
Hire several hundred veterans and put them in an office where it's there job to send out cards to veterans that they can present at any doctor's office, hospital, or medical center to receive treatment.
Send the medical bill to the same office where it's reviewed to make sure it's an actual veteran receiving the care and then paid.
Problem solved.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2015 01:09 PM (oFCZn)
So now instead of taking our cue from natives scampering through the bush wearing G-strings and sporting bones in their noses, now we're taking our cue from insects? Can paramecia be far behind?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 01:10 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:10 PM (2j42I)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 01:02 PM (iQIUe)
An old friend was in Israel recently and was marveling to an Israeli acquaintance about how beautiful Israeli women were.
The guy said, "Yes, they are the most beautiful women in the world....unfortunately they are also the meanest."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2015 01:10 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:09 PM (2j42I)
Neither college I went to (I transferred) required any science classes.
Restated, that last science class I took was chemistry my junior year of high school and I have a BSBA.
And "math for business majors" was, well...
I'll put it this way -- I'll never forget the second day of class (after syllabus day). "Today, class, we're going to cover prime numbers."
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:11 PM (AkOaV)
Apparently, it's soul-destroying. Kids are stupid and lazy, don't give a crap, don't do the work, in short, pretty much reflect their parents' values. He hates it. And being conservative, also hates the teacher's union, to which he must perforce belong and pay dues. Putting up with brain-dead liberal education majors is just an added bonus.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 01:05 PM (oKE6c)
There are two large public high schools in the city where I live. One is the affluent one; the other is more, cough, "urban". The teachers I knew worked at the urban one.
They were completely hamstrung by their administration. They'd gotten a new principal, who had noticed that the down market school had a much higher suspension and expulsion rate than the up market one. She decided this Needed Fixing.
Her solution was... To stop suspending and expelling students. The students, who aren't smart but are very gifted in feral cunning, realized that they now effectively wouldn't be punished for anything they did, and became basically uncontrollable.
Posted by: Secundus at July 19, 2015 01:11 PM (DboPO)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 01:11 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 01:10 PM (oKE6c)
Well, there just aren't too many examples of matriarchal societies anywhere. So you gotta go where the examples are. In this case, bees.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:12 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:12 PM (2j42I)
Fire everyone and sell off the hospitals to private healthcare providers.
Hire several hundred veterans and put them in an office where it's there job to send out cards to veterans that they can present at any doctor's office, hospital, or medical center to receive treatment.
Send the medical bill to the same office where it's reviewed to make sure it's an actual veteran receiving the care and then paid.
Problem solved.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2015 01:09 PM (oFCZn)
ObamaCare means it is all going in the other direction.
Soon we all will be in a VA type system.
Posted by: eman at July 19, 2015 01:13 PM (MQEz6)
Feminists love bees. Bees are their spirit animals. Why? Because Bees (and certain spiders, but spiders are yucky) are one of the few creatures that living in matriarchal society.
Now, before you laugh too hard -- think about. The entire colony lives or dies based on the Queen bee. Who has many suitors and basically sits around all day controlling her minions while her minions do all the actual work.
So if bee colonies are dying off, that means the feminists spirit animals must be mad. And like scorned gods, they are sending a sign to the patriarchies of the world that they cannot survive without matriarchal creatures like honey bees, who do the important work of pollinating our flowers.
Make sense?
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:05 PM (AkOaV)
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Makes perfect sense. I think you win.
Posted by: Dave S. at July 19, 2015 01:13 PM (mhkbv)
Posted by: Buffalobob at July 19, 2015 01:13 PM (uCsU6)
Posted by: Dave S. at July 19, 2015 01:13 PM (mhkbv)
Well if it makes perfect sense, then I explained it wrong.
It's feminists we're talking about here. It should never really make sense
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:14 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 01:10 PM (oKE6c)
I identify as a bacterium. I plan on reproducing by cell division.
Do not dare to contradict me, hater
Posted by: Secundus at July 19, 2015 01:14 PM (DboPO)
Do not dare to contradict me, hater
Posted by: Secundus at July 19, 2015 01:14 PM (DboPO)
Well, there's already an 'asexual' movement.
And no, they don't walk around fucking themselves.
They claim to have no sexual attraction to anyone of either gender.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:15 PM (AkOaV)
Now that they've been visited, we know that each one is utterly unique and individual. They all have rich and complex histories, which cry out for further exploration.
All of this has happened during my lifetime. All of it. I consider myself extremely fortunate to have lived during the first great Age of Exploration of the solar system.
Here's a great video made before New Horizons encountered Pluto, which recaps the first encounters of all the planets. It's best viewed in HD on a big screen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aky9FFj4ybE
My only quibble is that it should have included Russia's Luna 1 flyby of the Moon in 1959, which marked the true beginning of the exploration of the solar system beyond Earth.
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2015 01:17 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:05 PM (AkOaV)
You forgot the best part: After sex, the male goes off somewhere and dies. Or you eat him
Posted by: Secundus at July 19, 2015 01:17 PM (DboPO)
It's feminists we're talking about here. It should never really make sense
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:14 PM (AkOaV)
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Top down system, where everything works if they just have the right leader. Oh, and the leader is a queen. Of course they love that shit.
Posted by: Dave S. at July 19, 2015 01:17 PM (mhkbv)
Posted by: eman at July 19, 2015 01:17 PM (MQEz6)
I'll put it this way -- I'll never forget the second day of class (after syllabus day). "Today, class, we're going to cover prime numbers."
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:11 PM (AkOaV)
--That's sad. Not a Top 25 B-school, I imagine. Both the B-schools I taught at required passing a rigorous stats class.
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:19 PM (2j42I)
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:19 PM (2j42I)
Er, no, not quite in the top 25.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:21 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: apiary rape at July 19, 2015 01:22 PM (6qR/9)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 01:23 PM (2XMpf)
Posted by: eman at July 19, 2015 01:17 PM (MQEz6)
Bees modeled their colonies after the starships of extraterrestrial visitors.
Posted by: George Tsoukalos at July 19, 2015 01:24 PM (2j42I)
We spent a few weeks going over the intricate workings of... the TI-83 calculator.
Which was... funny.
What else did we do? Oh, our one big assignment of the course was to bounce a ball and measure the height it got to each time. Then run some regression in the TI-83 and compare notes.
I did it in between rounds of beer pong with the ping pong ball.
...At that about sums up my college experience.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:24 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: joncelli at July 19, 2015 01:24 PM (ENczY)
Posted by: Bee-zelbubb at July 19, 2015 01:24 PM (YJeFl)
Posted by: Dave S. at July 19, 2015 01:17 PM (mhkbv)
Yeah. Kindred spirits.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:24 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 12:48 PM (2j42I)
Yay!
I wuv you, wogprof!
Posted by: Pluto, The Littlest Planet at July 19, 2015 01:24 PM (KUa85)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 01:23 PM (2XMpf)
--Where? SyFy?
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:25 PM (2j42I)
But I later found out that asexual isn't a single orientation. It's a spectrum.
Sure, it includes some crazies like "tri-gendered robosexuals" or something like that, but here's something else it includes...
"heteroromantic demisexuals".
This means, people who are attracted to the opposite sex, but won't actually have sex with someone unless they're in a committed relationship.
In other words, exactly the sort of people social conservatives should be supporting, and holding up as examples of how people should live in general.
It's a shame that such people have to play lefty identity politics to avoid "prude-shaming" on the modern college campus, but the world is what it is.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 19, 2015 01:26 PM (wKc1L)
Posted by: goon at July 19, 2015 01:26 PM (gy5kE)
289 Woohoo, Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus is on!
Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 01:23 PM (2XMpf)
--Where? SyFy?
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:25 PM (2j42I)
of course, where else?
Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 01:26 PM (2XMpf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 19, 2015 01:28 PM (rwI+c)
Me oh my that teaching high school sure sounds easy.
Y'all should try it sometime. Might get a rude awakening.
Any job is easy if you don't care how well you do it and they let you stay doing it regardless.
Posted by: Bee-zelbubb at July 19, 2015 01:29 PM (YJeFl)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 01:26 PM (2XMpf)
--Ah, educated guess.
Is Sharknado 3 premiering tonight, or did I miss it?
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:29 PM (9KfYY)
Katie is not making this claim. She's informing of who is.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 11:33 AM (B0X2V)
Twitter's "syntax" such as it is, sucks donkey balls. Needs some sort of threading hierarchy.
Also, I would like to see somebody set up a Web site that would automatically create "burner" Twitter accounts. Go to the site, log in, get a "burner" account, and go post "You, poor, stupid c*nt." as a response, to say, Jess X. Chen, and move on. Of course it will get deleted, but if enough people did this, eventually the be-c*nted might just get a clue. Or not. But it would be fun in any case.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2015 01:29 PM (t7Ude)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 01:30 PM (2XMpf)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 19, 2015 01:28 PM (rwI+c)
Good, more for me!
Posted by: Winnie the Pooh at July 19, 2015 01:30 PM (2j42I)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 01:31 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:05 PM (AkOaV)
OMG - you're a woman, aren't you?
It's like you're inside whatever X Chen'smind.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 01:31 PM (NOIQH)
I wonder when the RNC email went out about trying to make sure Trump won't be on the debate stage on August 6th? I figure it took some time to put a team together and get everything organized. It probably started the day Trump started polling in first place.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2015 01:32 PM (oFCZn)
It's a Sharknado Marathon starting at 5pm ET
Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 01:30 PM (2XMpf)
--That's good; I may catch most of it. I kinda liked the pilot of Impastor though.
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:33 PM (LPnn8)
Posted by: Spellcheck at July 19, 2015 01:34 PM (1mPbg)
Which lay before the great flood
In the area we now call the Atlantic Ocean.
So great an area of land,
That from her western shores
Those beautiful worker bees journeyed
To the South and the North Americas with ease,
On their wings were painted signs.
To the East Africa was a neighbour,
Across a short strait of sea miles.
The great Egyptian age is
But a remnant of The Matriarchal Bee culture.
The antediluvian bees colonised the world
All the Gods who play in the mythological dramas
In all legends from all lands were from far Atlantis.
Knowing her fate,
Atlantis sent out swarms to all corners of the Earth.
On board were the Twelve:
The bee, the bee, the other bee, another bee,
The Queen and the other so-called Gods of our legends.
Though Gods they were -
And as the Patriarchy of our time chooses to remain blind
Let us rejoice
And let us buzz
And wiggle dance and ring in the new
Hail Atlantis!
Way down below the ocean where I wanna be she may be,
Way down below the ocean where I wanna be she may be,
Way down below the ocean where I wanna be she may be.
Way down below the ocean where I wanna be she may be,
Way down below the ocean where I wanna be she may be.
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Posted by: Apis donovanus at July 19, 2015 01:34 PM (KUa85)
Um, they needed come up w/a special name for that? So, like, what used to be the norm is now some 11-syllable nonsense term?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 01:34 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 01:34 PM (iQIUe)
301 Just imagine 30 of the biggest jackass teenagers you know together in a room and you're held responsible for everything they do or don't do and learn or don't learn. And do that 5 times a day each with different students.
Then there will be a test and we'll blame anything they didn't learn enough to mark correctly on a test on you.
Posted by: Bee-zelbubb at July 19, 2015 01:35 PM (YJeFl)
What else did we do? Oh, our one big assignment of the course was to bounce a ball and measure the height it got to each time.
Sounds like Trig and Functions.
But I'm no mathemagician.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 01:35 PM (B0X2V)
It's...fascinating. There's a girl who just described her perfect wedding dress as "classy pornstar." What's amazing is that she has a lot to choose from.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 01:37 PM (NOIQH)
--That's some trippin' shit.
Please tell me you made it up and it's not an actual song!
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:38 PM (2j42I)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 19, 2015 01:39 PM (AmZ6K)
Yeah, except she said this in a speech.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at July 19, 2015 01:40 PM (hhQEJ)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 01:41 PM (2XMpf)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2015 11:50 AM (Zu3d9)
Another dirty little secret about them: They mostly munch carpet to avoid looking at each other's faces.
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at July 19, 2015 01:41 PM (wKcQA)
Y'all should try it sometime. Might get a rude awakening.
Any job is easy if you don't care how well you do it and they let you stay doing it regardless.
Posted by: Bee-zelbubb at July 19, 2015 01:29 PM (YJeFl)
On the contrary, it sounds like a nightmare.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 01:42 PM (oKE6c)
They get McCain to come out and insult everyone who went to see Trump, including by implication the reconquista victims on stage with him. And, might I add, McCain's own constituents.
They know Trump will fight back, and then they all make a big show of kissing McCain's ring and trying to shame Trump for refusing to do likewise. As if we should all bend the knee to that loser.
I'll give them credit for a clever tactic. And, as I've said before, I fully expect Jeb to win the nomination. He's who the rulemakers want, and they have the whole process gamed out pretty extensively.
I want Trump to end up running third-party.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 19, 2015 01:43 PM (wKc1L)
--That's some trippin' shit.
Please tell me you made it up and it's not an actual song!
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:38 PM (2j42I)
Enjoy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AUEjzVQwKo
Posted by: Apis donovanus at July 19, 2015 01:43 PM (KUa85)
But, the world is what it is.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 19, 2015 01:45 PM (wKc1L)
apparently, a giant shark can take out a destroyer
Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 01:41 PM (2XMpf)
--I agree. Not just giant, a *Mega* shark.
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:45 PM (2j42I)
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Sounds like leading a focus group at Netroots Nation.
Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2015 01:47 PM (fWLrt)
I'm watching that too. It's like watching a car wreck, you can't look away.
Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2015 01:48 PM (zgVAw)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AUEjzVQwKo
Posted by: Apis donovanus at July 19, 2015 01:43 PM (KUa85)
--That was some seriously wacky weed he was on. Well, he did give Ione Skye to the world, so can't slam him too much.
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:49 PM (2j42I)
I'm watching that too. It's like watching a car wreck, you can't look away.
Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2015 01:48 PM (zgVAw)
The cultural pushback on this, when it comes - and it will - is going to be enormous.
Recall that Victorian prudery was in reaction to Enlightenment era licentiousness.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 01:49 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 01:50 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:51 PM (2j42I)
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:52 PM (2j42I)
I think the swing back will be epic. I just hope it doesn't go to far.
Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2015 01:53 PM (zgVAw)
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:55 PM (2j42I)
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:55 PM (2j42I)
Trump organizes an internet simulcast of him answering questions and replying to candidate answers.
Posted by: eman at July 19, 2015 01:56 PM (MQEz6)
--Have you ever seen the Israeli movie Ushpizim? It's a pretty good story and I knew almost nothing about the Festival of Booths until I watched it.
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:05 PM (2j42I)
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No, I havent but will try to catch it now. You mean Sukkot? Yes, I've heard of it. There is some controversy b/c some people build them in parking spaces on city streets or take up sidewalks causing kids to walk in busy streets.
After 9/11 I had to go to N. O. and it was a very sad time for me. I road around on the street cars and saw a number of these little houses that were quite pretty.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 01:57 PM (iQIUe)
Worker bees are female so is the queen only drones are male, their colonies are threatened. Fact!
Now you see, these bees are orange and black, orange and brown, mostly brown sometimes. Bees are female creatures of color, nobody much cares for having those stingy things around yet they're needed so they're pushed to the edges where they can keep to themselves and be tended without hurting anybody, they are marginalized, and their colonies are threatened, fact, and not sustainable.
Bees and bee colonies are the exact same thing as people considered in separate groups, female, color, marginalized, and I mean EXACTLY the same thing. Cept differnt.
Posted by: bour3 at July 19, 2015 01:57 PM (5x3+2)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 01:58 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 02:01 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 02:01 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Horatio Cain at July 19, 2015 02:01 PM (2j42I)
"Mr. Cosby said he gave her one and a half tablets of Benadryl to relieve stress, they kissed and had sexual contact."
This is hardly the confession the MSM promoted.
From Drudge.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 19, 2015 02:01 PM (JKojf)
Way down below the ocean where I wanna be she may be.
...
Posted by: Apis donovanus at July 19, 2015 01:34 PM (KUa85)
Woot!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2015 02:02 PM (t7Ude)
Bees are leftist. The Queen of the hive and s of mixed race-yellow and brown -so therefore Gaia is of mixed race and she's pissed!!
Can I at least get a bronze membership?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2015 02:02 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: hairless mule at July 19, 2015 02:02 PM (EqmTZ)
If any school disciplines a "disproportionate" number of blacks, they will get their federal funding cut. This means that white and Asian students are disciplined for teeny-tiny infractions and blacks get a pass on anything short of a violent felony. Living hell.
The people I feel for the most are the minority of blacks in these neighborhoods who really DO want their kids to get an education. The whites and Asians can survive, albeit with difficulty. But the decent black kids are caught between idiotic government policy and the pressures of the "don't-act-white" thugs. They are screwed.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 19, 2015 02:03 PM (cN9Sk)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2015 01:10 PM (Zu3d9)
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So far they are equally mean to each other though the women are meaner than the men. By mean I mean game playing and dumping people for no discernable reason. Then again, this is just a TV show. But the body language of the women is weird. It's so like "get away from me" I realize there are all sorts of taboos about touching but still if there is a couple of feet between you, why cower in the opposite direction?
Also, if you are divorced but sleep with your ex, you are considered married and have to go thru another divorce.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 02:03 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 02:03 PM (2j42I)
so you are telling me someone in the entertainment industry was pursued by young ambitious women, they took drugs and drank and then had sex
the duece you say
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 02:04 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 01:41 PM (2XMpf)
That's nothing. A giant shart took out my drawers.
Posted by: Al Roker at July 19, 2015 02:05 PM (t7Ude)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 02:06 PM (zOTsN)
Sounds like he had major anger issues. I'm not endorsing acts of violence, mind you, but I hope after enough of that someone punched him in the nose.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2015 02:06 PM (OSs/l)
Thank you; I'd make more money but i'm sure all the tenure track positions are already taken, and I'm not going to be droning on as an underpaid adjunct professor. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2015 02:09 PM (OSs/l)
#WhatWouldDemiDo?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 02:10 PM (iQIUe)
but was a depressed aimless drifter who could not find work
its our fault because we are islamaphobes
ignore his father, his uncles, his tweets
and for goodness ake dont release his manifesto. Im sure he has one
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 02:10 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 02:01 PM (zOTsN)
New Horizons is expected to encounter another KBO on its way out. There are two potential candidates near its current track, and they will have to pick one and use the spacecraft's thrusters to alter its path slightly. I don't know how far away they are; presumably it will take a few more years to get there.
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2015 02:11 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 02:13 PM (2j42I)
Classy PornStar? Doesnt do swirlies??
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 02:13 PM (iQIUe)
And how much do you want to bet the WH is applying pressure to push this narrative?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 02:14 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 19, 2015 02:15 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2015 02:15 PM (t7Ude)
Oh, they have all sorts of wedding dresses w/sheer panels - there are some that are essentially a lace corset w/a skirt, where all but the bra portion of the corset is unlined. Think: Madonna performing "Like a Virgin"
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 02:17 PM (NOIQH)
#WhatWouldDemiDo?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 02:10 PM (iQIUe)
Make soup.
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at July 19, 2015 02:18 PM (KUa85)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 02:18 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2015 02:19 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2015 02:21 PM (OSs/l)
Fen it was always said in a joking way. Kinda funny sometimes. The guy was a nut, ex-navy, and fun to be around. Taught me the meaning of " gradue".
Posted by: freaked at July 19, 2015 02:21 PM (BO/km)
Oh, they have all sorts of wedding dresses w/sheer panels - there are some that are essentially a lace corset w/a skirt, where all but the bra portion of the corset is unlined. Think: Madonna performing "Like a Virgin"
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 02:17 PM (NOIQH)
I wonder what she made her bridesmaids wear if she was going for "classy porn star."
Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2015 02:21 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 19, 2015 02:21 PM (cN9Sk)
So now you know.
Posted by: Lea at July 19, 2015 02:22 PM (4N+bg)
Posted by: Barry Soetero at July 19, 2015 02:22 PM (2j42I)
So a destroyer sitting in the middle of San Francisco Bay is firing surface guns to try to kill a mega shark underwater. The shark of course gets pissed off, takes out the destroyer and eats the Golden Gate bridge.
Who writes this dreck and who actually pays money to produce it? Wow.
Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 02:22 PM (2XMpf)
Edible thongs.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2015 02:23 PM (ATv6t)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at July 19, 2015 02:23 PM (N4yjS)
Posted by: freaked at July 19, 2015 02:24 PM (BO/km)
That's good; I'd probably laugh too-a couple of times and then I'd find it annoying.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2015 02:24 PM (OSs/l)
And at WZ there's another story about how the Pentagon had lifted restrictions on wearing uniforms to outside events, so there are now military folks proudly wearing their uniforms while marching in Pride parades.
Got that?
Uniform while recruiting: provocative
Uniform while expressing "pride": okey-dokey
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 02:24 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2015 02:21 PM (OSs/l)
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And these days I would think that it would NEED to be stipulated and that the word "tasteful" would have to be clearly defined!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 19, 2015 02:25 PM (cN9Sk)
Apparently Martin O'Malley got shouted down by the #blacklivesmatter folks, and then made the fatal mistake of saying alllivesmatter. My vague impression is that blacklivesmatter is this year's Occupoopers, and they seem to be trying to take over the Nutroots.
Posted by: stace at July 19, 2015 02:25 PM (CoX6k)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 02:26 PM (2XMpf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2015 02:19 PM (OSs/l)
Maybe they'd have some credibility if they didn't try to dismiss every Islamic terrorist as not being inspired by Islam. Hell they try to claim that ISIS isn't Islamic! They tried to label Hassan as workplace violence. And I'm want to say that they made every effort possible to claim that the Boston bombers weren't inspired by Islam either.
Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2015 02:26 PM (zt+N6)
but was a depressed aimless drifter who could not find work
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 02:10 PM (zOTsN)
It is indeed disturbing that so many of our so-called "leaders" insist on willfully denying the reality that most of us can see plainly with out own eyes and ears. It doesn't bode well for our future.
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2015 02:26 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 19, 2015 02:27 PM (cN9Sk)
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 02:27 PM (2j42I)
I think the point is to have the guests not even notice the bridesmaids. So, maybe turtleneck polyester gowns?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 02:28 PM (NOIQH)
Probably nowadays-yes. Thankfully in all the weddings I've officiated at the Bride wore something tasteful. It might have been a gown off the shoulders but it didn't look like a porn star or Madonnas "like a virgin" outfit
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2015 02:28 PM (OSs/l)
So a destroyer sitting in the middle of San Francisco Bay is firing surface guns to try to kill a mega shark underwater. The shark of course gets pissed off, takes out the destroyer and eats the Golden Gate bridge.
Who writes this dreck and who actually pays money to produce it? Wow.
Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 02:22 PM (2XMpf)
Says the guy sitting around on a Sunday afternoon watching it.
Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2015 02:28 PM (zt+N6)
If you are still here.
What a thoughtful piece.
Except bees aren't animals, they're bugs. You can't hug bugs.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at July 19, 2015 02:29 PM (KG0mU)
I agree; It's ludicrous. No wonder people have no faith in the credibility of the media.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2015 02:30 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2015 02:23 PM (ATv6t)
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I like 'em right out of the box.
Posted by: Rosie at July 19, 2015 02:30 PM (jR7Wy)
Says the guy sitting around on a Sunday afternoon watching it.
Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2015 02:28 PM (zt+N6)
touche'
Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 02:30 PM (2XMpf)
Posted by: Zombie Lee Harvey Oswald at July 19, 2015 02:31 PM (Gcu5R)
The assholes who did this to him also when on the jihadi vacation tour.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 02:32 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2015 02:32 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at July 19, 2015 02:32 PM (WlQGZ)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 02:22 PM (2XMpf)
--There's a whole genre of "So bad it's good" movies that strive to out-do each other on the bad part. If you ever watched USA Up All Night back in the day you'd see a lot of them. And hell, movies like these don't require much budget-wise, so even a cult level of viewership will turn a profit.
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 02:32 PM (2j42I)
That's reassuring to hear!
It's a tv show, so it's not surprising that maybe half the brides say they want to look sexy. It's just fascinating to see what's currently available. You can tell that some of the mom's are perplexed with the trends.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 02:33 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Michael Sonmore at July 19, 2015 02:33 PM (Z7G74)
Any animal vs. animal movie on sci-fy.
Mega-shark vs. Mega-Crock
Mega-Shark vs. Mecha Skark
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2015 02:35 PM (ATv6t)
Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2015 02:35 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: lindafell de Spair at July 19, 2015 02:35 PM (xVgrA)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 02:36 PM (iQIUe)
Who writes this dreck and who actually pays money to produce it? Wow.
Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 02:22 PM (2XMpf)
I'm not watching it, but it sounds like a parody of 1970s-era shark movies and disaster movies. I don't think it's meant to be taken seriously.
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2015 02:36 PM (sdi6R)
It was. Came on right after National Lampoon's Vacation.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2015 02:36 PM (ATv6t)
Any animal vs. animal movie on sci-fy.
Mega-shark vs. Mega-Crock
Mega-Shark vs. Mecha Skark
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2015 02:35 PM (ATv6t)
--The Modern Family episode where Phil and Claire go on a date to see Sharktopus is hilarious.
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 02:37 PM (2j42I)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2015 02:37 PM (ATv6t)
---
The critics really ragged on it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 19, 2015 02:39 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 02:39 PM (2j42I)
It scared the hell out of his kids who only saw the trailers b/c the movie was too scary to see. But we re - enacted it when we played.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 02:40 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 02:40 PM (2j42I)
"Marginalized communities are not sustainable"
Of course not, that is why they are rotting away no matter how much money you throw into them.
"People of color are not sustainable"
They seem quite capable of reproduction at rates higher than people of pallor, so I guess she means not the people themselves, but their culture is not sustainable.
"Colonizing women are not sustainable"
Not aware of any attempt to send women off on their own to colonize, so I suspect she is right in that they would not be able to establish a colony on their own.
What this has to to do with bees, no idea.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 19, 2015 02:41 PM (NaeCR)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 02:42 PM (iQIUe)
Now actual footage from nature of a megalodon fighting a giant octopus,
or of a giant squid tussling with a sperm whale? That would be awesome.
xxx
"Dramatically imagined actual footage."
We're on it.
"Giant Squid v. Mutant Sperm Whale"
/is Tara Reid available?
Posted by: The Writers at the SYFY Channel at July 19, 2015 02:43 PM (9KToF)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfaBTM2OnTw
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2015 02:43 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 02:43 PM (iQIUe)
There was an awful movie in the 50s or 60s about Crocodile men. They
had croc heads and wore work shirts and pants, I shite you not. They wd
come into your yard and knock on your door and when you opened it -
chomp!
xx
We like it.
Thanks!
Posted by: The Writers at the SYFY Channel at July 19, 2015 02:44 PM (9KToF)
Because you're not thinking like a feminist!
See: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:05 PM
It's probably pretty close to what X Chen was thinking --- yikes!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 02:45 PM (NOIQH)
Authorities in the U.S. and abroad are working to figure out what might have motivated the 24-year-old to shoot up a recruiting center in a strip mall in Chattanooga and then drive to a Navy operations support center about 7 miles away and stage another attack. He died in a gunfight with law enforcement.
[...]
Jordanian sources said he was able to freely travel to and from Jordan and had no known record of criminality or anything in his background that would suggest he was radicalized in his Islamic faith.
--
http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/19/us/tennessee-naval-reserve-shooting/
Posted by: 0302 at July 19, 2015 02:45 PM (hQ5Ek)
half the brides say they want to look sexy. It's just fascinating to see
what's currently available. You can tell that some of the mom's are
perplexed with the trends.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 02:33 PM
"She's getting married. She's already snagged a man. Why does she need to look like a wh*re?"
Posted by: Bridal Moms Everywhere at July 19, 2015 02:46 PM (9KToF)
Happens monthly without touching goo.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2015 02:46 PM (ATv6t)
feelings.
Posted by: kasper in Cartagena des Indies at July 19, 2015 02:46 PM (sUaDM)
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 02:47 PM (2j42I)
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at July 19, 2015 02:47 PM (9KToF)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 02:48 PM (iQIUe)
DirecTV ads.
Bad (Hannah's talking horse) and Good (Hannah)
Good (Goat)
-Jihadi John
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2015 02:49 PM (ATv6t)
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 02:49 PM (2j42I)
Happens monthly without touching goo.
Posted by: rickb223
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Har, har...you so witty/s/
Posted by: lindafell de Spair at July 19, 2015 02:50 PM (xVgrA)
So a destroyer sitting in the middle of San Francisco Bay is firing surface guns to try to kill a mega shark underwater. The shark of course gets pissed off, takes out the destroyer and eats the Golden Gate bridge.
Who writes this dreck and who actually pays money to produce it? Wow.
Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 02:22 PM (2XMpf)
Huh?
Posted by: Asylum Films Sitting on A Pile of Money SyFy Channel Gave Us at July 19, 2015 02:50 PM (Z7G74)
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 02:50 PM (2j42I)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 19, 2015 02:51 PM (jR7Wy)
https://goo.gl/xakDHq
The Mole People is another one that scard the shit out of me.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 02:52 PM (iQIUe)
See: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:05 PM
It's probably pretty close to what X Chen was thinking --- yikes!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 02:45 PM (NOIQH)
So, poorly managed inner city shiite-holes are unsustainable because the lady bee spirit critters are PO'd rather then the unsustainable economic of their political leaders? Baltimare falsifies that bizarre theory.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 19, 2015 02:52 PM (NaeCR)
https://goo.gl/oEegdC
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 02:48 PM (iQIUe)
So were they accurate? Did they use Alligator heads? Or did they incorrectly use Crocodile heads? Shit like that can just ruin a movie you know.
Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2015 02:52 PM (zt+N6)
The best response so far, from the bride's gay best friend: "Why are you so naked?!"
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 02:53 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: lindafell de Spair
Sorry ma'am. That curve ball was just sitting there hanging......
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2015 02:54 PM (ATv6t)
Posted by: Asylum Films Sitting on A Pile of Money SyFy Channel Gave Us at July 19, 2015 02:50 PM (Z7G74)
--Did Asylum make both this movie and SHarknado?
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 02:55 PM (2j42I)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 02:53 PM (NOIQH)
And the "dress" probably cost upwards of 20 grand.
Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2015 02:56 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 02:57 PM (2j42I)
Kinda stringy.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2015 02:37 PM (ATv6t)
Pass. Not a big fan of bloody movies.
Posted by: Paolo, The HQ Bull at July 19, 2015 02:58 PM (Z7G74)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 02:58 PM (2XMpf)
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 02:59 PM (2j42I)
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 03:00 PM (2j42I)
Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2015 03:02 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 02:55 PM (2j42I)
Not sure, but Asylum makes a bunch of movies and now Z Nation for Syfy.
They also make a bunch for NetFlix.
Sound like some smart guys. Get a cheesy premise, get some well known but past sell by date actors/singers, bad special effects, film it and sell to SyFy and Netflix knowing that they just need to get people like me that schlock movies to tune in. 3M viewers puts them in high cotton.
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scampar, aka MrCaniac at July 19, 2015 03:06 PM (Z7G74)
Sure it's not just a bad case of PMS?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 03:06 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 02:58 PM (2XMpf)
SOLD!!!
Send us the script and we'll send you a free DQ Blizzard coupon!
Posted by: SyFy Channel CEO at July 19, 2015 03:31 PM (Z7G74)
The rest of her tweets are worthy belittlement.
https://twitter.com/ThePoliticalHat
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 19, 2015 03:48 PM (7YlUk)
and marginalized communities impacted by the Euro is not sustainable.
Maybe.
Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at July 19, 2015 05:18 PM (yTnTP)
Slate, predictably wrong on everything since forever.
Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at July 19, 2015 05:20 PM (yTnTP)
It is in complete opposition to how I have encountered police on the wrong side of the law (speeding). When I was pulled over for speeding, the single cop held me at gunpoint on the ground for over half an hour while 5 additional cop cars, carrying two police officers each arrived all pointing guns at me face down on the ground. Only then did one of them lower their gun and come over and cuff me. All for simply speeding at 20 mph over the speed limit.
Posted by: astonerii at July 19, 2015 05:21 PM (o/DjS)
Posted by: Spice at July 19, 2015 06:46 PM (8PqRA)
My father retired after a career in law enforcement and I was a MP in the army ages ago.
Even I fear getting pulled over by the BOYS in blue these days. Insecure little fucks.
Posted by: Distant Observer at July 19, 2015 07:33 PM (8JqOa)
Posted by: Robert17 at July 19, 2015 10:16 PM (19WHj)
Posted by: We're not in Kansas anymore at July 20, 2015 05:14 PM (bEAPp)
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