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It means Jess X Chen is a loon.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at July 19, 2015 11:25 AM (tEDMc) Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 19, 2015 11:27 AM (jR7Wy) Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 19, 2015 11:27 AM (/BV4k) 4
Mmmmmm, firemen.
Posted by: stace at July 19, 2015 11:28 AM (daU4c) 5
A couple of weeks ago the whole "where are the bees?" bullshit was restarted again. Bill Maher even did his part by bringing an "expert" on his show to make shit up about it. Global Warming, of course. So, naturally, we need to ban things and tax things, of course. Because that's what the bees are telling us. Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 11:30 AM (B0X2V) Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at July 19, 2015 11:30 AM (m9V0o) 7
Licks beehive
Posted by: Ariana G. at July 19, 2015 11:31 AM (kiRuD) 8
It makes perfect sense to me, CBD! Li'l Katie is merely pointing out the correlation between the...no, the patriarchy's indefensible...Global Warming's vile effects on...
Oh, shit. Lest just say she has demolished all possible opposition to her views through the use of kind of sublime logical so heartwarmingly familiar to Democrats everywhere. They understand it. I don't. Posted by: MrScribbler at July 19, 2015 11:32 AM (rCmeG) 9
So has the GOP endorsed any treasonous lies today?
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 19, 2015 11:32 AM (YFw5T) 10
I volunteer to search Hot Fireman's naked body for cuts.
Posted by: Y-not at July 19, 2015 11:32 AM (qLl8l) Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 11:33 AM (B0X2V) 12
The most dangerous threats to honeybees are from Africa ("killer" bees) and Asia (Japanese giant hornets), so I don't know WTF that ditz is saying.
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 11:33 AM (kiRuD) 13
This is why I hate Twitter. It is utterly unintelligible. You ahve no idea who is saying what. It's like some idiotic code for idiots. hash tag hash tag who the fark knows what Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 11:35 AM (B0X2V) 14
I love how the robber just pushes the fireman out of the way. Good robbers wait their turn. And they dont moon people, either. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 11:36 AM (iQIUe) 15
That tweet means vote for me! I'm inevitable!
Posted by: Hitlery! at July 19, 2015 11:36 AM (kiRuD) 16
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 11:35 AM (B0X2V)
Katie is quoting Jess X. But don't worry....Katie is a loon too. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2015 11:37 AM (Zu3d9) 17
This is why I hate Twitter. It is utterly
unintelligible. You ahve no idea who is saying what. It's like some idiotic code for idiots. Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 11:35 AM Even John McCain's stash of sarcastic nastiness is insufficient to express my feelings about twitter, and those who make such a Big Friggin' Deal of tweetage therein. Posted by: MrScribbler at July 19, 2015 11:38 AM (rCmeG) 18
It's like some idiotic code for idiots.
Hey! Ace resembles that remark! Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2015 11:38 AM (kivUY) 19
Jess Chen just needs to watch more Seinfeld. He figured it out 20 years ago. And I quote....
"Oh look Elaine, the black and white cookie. I love the black and white. Two races of flavor living side by side. It's a wonderful thing isn't it?" And... "Uhm, The thing about eating the Black and White cookie, Elaine, is you want to get some black and some white in each bite. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate And yet somehow racial harmony eludes us. If people would only look to the cookie all our problems would be solved. Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie." Posted by: Dave S. at July 19, 2015 11:38 AM (mhkbv) 20
Stephen Miller @redsteeze There's no excuse to go in the ocean. Unless you're treasure hunting. And even then you should take dynamite. Just don't go in the ocean Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 11:38 AM (iQIUe) 21
Katie is a wacko, too? oh, okay, then WE'RE SURROUNDED BY THEM. Good grief, Charlie Brown's Dildo. Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 11:39 AM (B0X2V) 22
That punk is kinda pretty, he will make someone real happy in prison.
Posted by: redenzo at July 19, 2015 11:40 AM (WCnJW) 23
And, coincidentally enough, Dave S., I just ate a Twix bar. Somewhere George just got ripped off of the last Twix in the vending machine, or similar, somehow.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 19, 2015 11:41 AM (kivUY) 24
Hope it's not those damn Esso bees.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 11:42 AM (NeFrd) 25
WE'RE SURROUNDED BY THEM.
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 11:39 AM You have just recently discovered this? Movies talk now, you know. Posted by: MrScribbler at July 19, 2015 11:42 AM (rCmeG) 26
Well let's see.
Bees are dying because of a parasite. Capitalism is also a type of parasite. So the same parasite that kills bees also kills teh wimminz. Am I close? Posted by: chemjeff enjoying blueberry pancakes at July 19, 2015 11:42 AM (2XMpf) 27
So does Jess X. Chen identify as trans-stupid?
Posted by: chemjeff enjoying blueberry pancakes at July 19, 2015 11:43 AM (2XMpf) Posted by: 11B40 at July 19, 2015 11:43 AM (abx5/) 29
Posted by: chemjeff enjoying blueberry pancakes at July 19, 2015 11:42 AM (2XMpf)
Hard to argue with your logic..... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2015 11:43 AM (Zu3d9) 30
Kudos to the fireperson. Officer Krumpke and Sergeant Donutz notso much.
Posted by: 11B40 at July 19, 2015 11:43 AM (abx5/) Don't forget meeeeee!!!!!!!! Posted by: Inspector Clousseau at July 19, 2015 11:45 AM (2XMpf) 31
"The death of the bees is a sign..."
**** CBD, I think it means she doesn't want us to call her "Honey"? Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 11:45 AM (NeFrd) 32
Bees can only sting you once. It's the wamps you need to worry about --they just keep gunnin' you!
Posted by: Bubbles at July 19, 2015 11:45 AM (kiRuD) 33
Greetings:
This update just in: Kudos to the fireperson. Officer Krumkake and Sergeant Donutz notso much. Posted by: 11B40 at July 19, 2015 11:46 AM (abx5/) 34
awww, the wittle bitty robber with a knife got whomped by the big guy
Posted by: not a Raiders fan at July 19, 2015 11:46 AM (RLgSq) 35
The bees? They have stingers that are clearly phallic stand-ins. When they attack they thrust those faux penises into the victim. Obviously they are contributing to the culture of rape. And when they sting/rape, they die. So the death of the bees just proves that rape is occurring over and over and over.
Posted by: Sphynx at July 19, 2015 11:46 AM (OZmbA) 36
I hate fuckin' wamps.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 19, 2015 11:46 AM (YFw5T) 37
Re: Video - this is what happens when 0Bama's "America" meets America.
@ RINOs & DemoKKKrats: Noto Bene. Posted by: Mickey Shwarma, soon from an undisclosed non-US location at July 19, 2015 11:47 AM (2mJMN) 38
Boy, he went down like a rag doll, didn't he? Little guy didn't even try to fight back. Nice work fireman. He deserves a free case for that.
Posted by: Hamilton at July 19, 2015 11:47 AM (4djZu) 39
Also funny, I see Gawker quasi-threatening to sue the Free Beacon. Strangely, the freebeacon.com was down this morning for a while. Charles Johnson Threatens To Take Washington Free Beacon To Court dailycaller.com Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2015 11:47 AM (qCMvj) Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 11:47 AM (NeFrd) 41
is Jess X cis-stoopid?
Posted by: not a Raiders fan at July 19, 2015 11:47 AM (RLgSq) 42
The sheriff is so nice to these lefty assholes and they still shit all over him: http://goo.gl/3gg5uTi Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 11:47 AM (iQIUe) 43
What happens to any bees that wander into my house is likely more than a little problematic to Jess Chen.
Posted by: Dave S. at July 19, 2015 11:48 AM (mhkbv) 44
Global warming. It explains everything.
Posted by: Matt_SE at July 19, 2015 11:48 AM (9Fcph) 45
Platinum Membership with ampersand utility and Troll-Be-Gone for the first person to explain what the hell this means.
lol, if you read the entire thread of tweets (I saw them somewhere earlier today, I think Twitchy.com), you'll be even more confused Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2015 11:48 AM (qCMvj) 46
I need to sidle up behind a hunky off duty fireman and wave a fake gun around. Maybe I'll get some of that sweet straddlin' action.
I'll flash the Horde gang sign at the camera so you'll know it's me. Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 19, 2015 11:49 AM (jR7Wy) 47
I bet he has a heluva hose.
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 19, 2015 11:49 AM (Gcu5R) 48
It means Jess X Chen is a loon.
https://twitter.com/Jessxchen It's really kind of amazing to read thru. Posted by: t-bird at July 19, 2015 11:49 AM (FcR7P) 49
Where are all the white women at?
Posted by: Paolo at July 19, 2015 11:49 AM (RLgSq) 50
"Jess X. Chen" sounds like a third-gender name. I think this explains Ms. Hegarty's tweet quite nicely.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 19, 2015 11:50 AM (wKc1L) 51
40 When I was in college I had a wava wamp.
It was cool. Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 11:47 AM (NeFrd) Watch out for the Samsquamptches! Posted by: Bubbles at July 19, 2015 11:50 AM (kiRuD) 52
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 11:45 AM (NeFrd)
There is a clear inverse correlation between the attractiveness of a woman and her interest in and support of blather like this. It's the dirty little secret of progressivism: Their chicks are ugly. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2015 11:50 AM (Zu3d9) Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 19, 2015 11:50 AM (kdS6q) 54
White men = Dead bees
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 19, 2015 11:50 AM (Gcu5R) 55
Here's the linkie. I read it on Instapundit, who linked to twitchy. Bee lives matter: Instapundit retweets the finest of Netroots; 'The bees are trying to warn us' http://bit.ly/1VhBdEl Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2015 11:51 AM (qCMvj) 56
The death of the bees is a sign...
***** Well, here's the thing. I think one of her college professors told her to speak in allegory and she got confused and started to speak sort of Al Gore-y (i.e. nonsensical) Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 11:51 AM (NeFrd) 57
Jess X. Chen.
It's good that he uses his middle initial, so he's not confused with *the* Jess Chen. Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 11:52 AM (kiRuD) 58
It means that she's pissed off that God didn't love her enough to make her pretty.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 19, 2015 11:52 AM (kTF2Z) 59
God, I'd love to be there to experience the madness firsthand.
To answer the question in the OP: an unintentional comparison to the hivemind? Posted by: bam at July 19, 2015 11:53 AM (mvuew) 60
I think the fireman was also a US Marine
Posted by: not a Raiders fan at July 19, 2015 11:53 AM (RLgSq) 61
I speak for the bees!
Posted by: The Lorax at July 19, 2015 11:53 AM (kiRuD) 62
Afternoon all. About to head to Kings Dominion...on I think the hottest day so far. Already sweating profusely.
Good times good times. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 19, 2015 11:53 AM (s8PBg) 63
In my nic is a great article from American Thinker blog about the John McCain/Trump episode. The comments are really good, too.
Posted by: Chilling the modt at July 19, 2015 11:53 AM (xuVON) 64
>>58
It means that she's pissed off that God didn't love her enough to make her pretty. Posted by: Duke Lowell<< [channeling best Kelso/Ashton Kutcher voice] WHOA BURN!! Posted by: Sphynx at July 19, 2015 11:54 AM (OZmbA) Posted by: Y-not at July 19, 2015 11:54 AM (qLl8l) 66
60 I think the fireman was also a US Marine
Posted by: not a Raiders fan at July 19, 2015 11:53 AM (RLgSq) Yep Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 19, 2015 11:54 AM (s8PBg) 67
proteinwisdom @proteinwisdom @abitchforjustic that's funny coming from someone who transgendered so he could swallow while pretending not to be gay as a French horn LOL Good one, Jeff! Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 11:54 AM (iQIUe) 68
(hmmm need to tighten that one up)
When they said allegory she thought they said Al Gore-y. (meh, marginally better) Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 11:55 AM (NeFrd) 69
Slate: The Chattanooga Killings Aren't Terrorism - William Saletan
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 19, 2015 11:50 AM (kdS6q) over at therightscoop.com yesterday BREAKING! CHATTANOOGA SHOOTER HAD BEEN SPOTTED AT SHOOTING RANGE WITH 3 MEN BEFORE MASSACRE so, no lone wolf, not that that matters at all, a terrorist is a terrorist Abdulazeez was reportedly spotted with three other men who were wearing long beards like Abdulazeez. All four were reportedly practice shooting. The claim has not been confirmed by law enforcement but several sources told WDEF the men were likely spotted at Prentice Cooper Gun Range. looks like we need to find these guys too instead of attacking Sheriff Joe on speaking spanish to illegals Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2015 11:55 AM (qCMvj) 70
The white man is responsible and at fault for all the ills in the world.
Posted by: Kenway at July 19, 2015 11:55 AM (TjEMX) 71
The death of the bees is a sign that I have serious cognitive issues.
Posted by: Jess XYZ ChenPao at July 19, 2015 11:55 AM (Dwehj) 72
"The claim has not been confirmed by law enforcement but several sources told WDEF the men were likely spotted at Prentice Cooper Gun Range. "
Remember when that gunstore owner was called a racist racist for saying she wouldn't let Muslims shoot at her range? Posted by: Lauren at July 19, 2015 11:56 AM (tD74j) Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 11:56 AM (kiRuD) 74
"Abdulazeez was reportedly spotted with three other men who were wearing long beards like Abdulazeez."
Obviously, the answer to terrorism is to ban beards. Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 19, 2015 11:57 AM (YFw5T) Posted by: Maya Jackieblue at July 19, 2015 11:57 AM (Dwehj) 76
get the heck out of Cali MORE THAN HALF OF NEW CA DRIVER'S LICENSES GO TO ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS it's just not worth the "nice weather" anymore Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2015 11:57 AM (qCMvj) 77
Bees hate Mexicans.
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 19, 2015 11:58 AM (Gcu5R) 78
59 God, I'd love to be there to experience the madness firsthand.
To answer the question in the OP: an unintentional comparison to the hivemind? Posted by: bam at July 19, 2015 11:53 AM (mvuew) ------ I believe the nutroots are coming to St. Louis next year, which I my home turf. We may be moving to Nashville area, but if not I wonder how easy it is to attend these things? I'd love to observe and record, and work on my poker face. Posted by: Dave S. at July 19, 2015 11:58 AM (mhkbv) 79
62 Afternoon all. About to head to Kings Dominion...on I think the hottest day so far. Already sweating profusely.
Good times good times. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 19, 2015 11:53 AM (s8PBg) --I love KD. Haven't been there in over 10 years. Is the Scooby Doo coaster still running? Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 11:58 AM (kiRuD) 80
The bees are the new can't prove it so it must be a real crisis that the left has invented. Some pinhead came out and said the Bees! are disappearing due to white people, global warming and Bush. But of course who can count the actual number of bees to begin with? It's utter nonsense and another "crisis" blamed on the advance of civilization. I got bees, wasps and mosquitos coming outta my ass on my property and I have yet to see someone come by and count them.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 19, 2015 11:58 AM (JG47A) 81
Bees? The explanation of course is that word faux collander islet real try dryer tied urban knot.
Posted by: Daybrother at July 19, 2015 11:59 AM (hZ7yu) Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 11:59 AM (zOTsN) 83
The JEF is hellbent on giving iran nukes. BREAKING: Obama Released TOP IRANIAN SCIENTIST as Part of Nuke Deal; Left Americans to Rot in Hell the gateway pundit links to The Times of Israel O is hellbent Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2015 11:59 AM (qCMvj) 84
Reminds me of the 100th monkey nonsense. Anybody remember that?
If enough monkeys on one island learned to crack coconuts on the rocks to get at the insides the mere raising of consciousness would travel across to other islands where other monkeys would spontaneously learn to whack their coconuts, out of the ether. ...in other words the bees are dying is an attempt at starting a hippie meme. Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:00 PM (NeFrd) Posted by: Maya Jackieblue at July 19, 2015 12:00 PM (Dwehj) 86
She writes her grocery lists in code for her life partner.
It means "Dear, Be Super and Collect Wheat bagles, Pastrami and Cheese, Mustard and Cookies, so I can make you a Sandwich later!" Posted by: MTF at July 19, 2015 12:00 PM (DkJ4E) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2015 12:00 PM (qCMvj) 88
by the way there have been at least two possibly three stories in the last month of literally thousands of bees taking over the attic and walls space of a few homes in Texas oddly these honey bees like Texas Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:01 PM (zOTsN) 89
We have wiped out your native bees and now we are coming for you! It's beemagedon. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Posted by: The African Killer Bees at July 19, 2015 12:01 PM (BO/km) 90
OT:
This live action trailer for "Attack on Titan" looks pretty sweet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InF16sp7J0M On T: The weenie robber looks like he's a ginger. Is there any lesson we can take from that fact? Posted by: naturalfake at July 19, 2015 12:01 PM (KUa85) 91
>And when they sting/rape, they die. So the death of the bees just proves that rape is occurring over and over and over.
Posted by: Sphynx at July 19, 2015 11:46 AM (OZmbA) That means that rapey bees dying should be a good thing but nope, it's practically the worst thing ever. I'm so confused. Posted by: all doubt removed at July 19, 2015 12:01 PM (xPo51) 92
If enough monkeys on one island learned to crack coconuts on the rocks to get at the insides the mere raising of consciousness would travel across to other islands
The orgone moves in a mysterious way. Posted by: Wilhelm Reich at July 19, 2015 12:01 PM (YFw5T) 93
her entire twitter feed is an incomprehensible load of babble. How do people like this earn enough money to feed and clothe themselves? Is there some foundation giving our stipends to retarded SJW's?
Posted by: MTF at July 19, 2015 12:02 PM (DkJ4E) Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 12:02 PM (B0X2V) 95
It is officially gross out. Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 12:02 PM (B0X2V) 96
So what if all the B's are dying? We could just replace them with P's. Would create some lovely words.
Psychopapple Plarney Paloney Pullshit Palderdash!! Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:02 PM (NeFrd) 97
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 12:02 PM (B0X2V)
== I blame the bees. Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 19, 2015 12:03 PM (jR7Wy) Posted by: Maya Jackieblue at July 19, 2015 12:03 PM (Dwehj) 99
WTF.
How the hell does bees have fuckall to do with the patriarchy? I'm severely allergic to bees, so it's all pretty moot as far as I'm concerned, but still... Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 19, 2015 12:04 PM (kmtse) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2015 12:04 PM (qCMvj) 101
This is worth a read (NY Post via Drudge):
"Obama collecting personal data for a secret race database" Posted by: Sphynx at July 19, 2015 12:04 PM (OZmbA) 102
what if the honey bees are being crowded out by the non native bees coming from Mexico
the productive honey bees being crowded out by the rapacious non native bees well that is an allegory its also true. In both senses Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:04 PM (zOTsN) 103
hey Eris, hope you wrecked shit last night
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 19, 2015 12:04 PM (kmtse) 104
Bee sure to watch Beenado, starring Danny Bonaduce, tonight at 8PM, only on the SyFy Network.
Posted by: SyFy Network at July 19, 2015 12:04 PM (mhkbv) 105
g'afternoon, 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 19, 2015 12:04 PM (KCxzN) 106
Just another example of the hive mind in action.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:05 PM (NeFrd) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2015 12:05 PM (Zu3d9) 108
Getting grabbed from behind - Just a foreshadowing of what will happen when that robber goes to prison.
Posted by: Dang at July 19, 2015 12:05 PM (2oWD2) 109
These are the genius liberals who believe in science, they just don't understand it. They're lead around by pseudo intellectual twinks who believe The Big Bang Theory's Sheldon is actually a physicist!
Posted by: Hadoop at July 19, 2015 12:06 PM (2X7pN) 110
ANSWER:
(I think) She is launching an early volley in support of Obama's plans to Federalize local zoning, what Mark Levin calls "Federalizing the Suburbs." Per the NY Post article yesterday and on the heels of the recent Supreme Court decision approving of the gross overreach of the Fair Housing act, the administration is putting together a massive race-focused Database of Everything. One outcome, among many, will be to force cities with high-density minority populations to disperse those populations into underrepresented, i.e. higher-income areas in order to continue to receive Federal Funding. Gross, and creepy. Posted by: Clinton at July 19, 2015 12:06 PM (DjpfO) 111
Limousine liberals want to be the queens, while keeping the rest of us as workers and drones.
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 12:06 PM (kiRuD) 112
Just what is entailed in "colonizing women, people of color, marginalized communities" ??
[asking for a friend who may, just may be interested in colonizing women] Posted by: Sphynx at July 19, 2015 12:06 PM (OZmbA) 113
Breaking Trivia Fact: The Vespa scooters from Italy were so-named because of their wasp-like body shape.
I'm a sharer. Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:07 PM (NeFrd) 114
93 her entire twitter feed is an incomprehensible load of babble. How do people like this earn enough money to feed and clothe themselves? Is there some foundation giving our stipends to retarded SJW's?
Posted by: MTF at July 19, 2015 12:02 PM (DkJ4E) The alarming thing is that idiotic leftist rot is even starting to infect the {i]Asians. Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 12:07 PM (oKE6c) 115
I just farted.
Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden at July 19, 2015 12:07 PM (kiRuD) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 19, 2015 12:08 PM (TrSyG) 117
This is worth a read (NY Post via Drudge):
"Obama collecting personal data for a secret race database" Posted by: Sphynx at July 19, 2015 12:04 PM (OZmbA) yep, it's ugly so is this National Security Expert Slams Hillary's 'Assault' On Free Speech Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton put her willingness to defend the Constitution in serious doubt when she promised Islamic countries the United States government would intimidate Americans who violate their free speech code, national security expert Stephen Coughlin told The Daily Caller News Foundation. As Secretary of State, Clinton promised an international Islamic organization in 2011 that the United States government would "use some old-fashioned techniques of peer pressure and shaming" to intimidate Americans who improperly criticize Islam or Muhammad. "An official of the United States, in an official communique, went to a foreign land to commit to a foreign leader that the United States Government would engage in the extra-legal practice of intimidating American citizens in the exercise of what is otherwise their protected free speech rights under the First Amendment," Coughlin told TheDCNF. the daily caller can't recommend enough, the american spectator piece Barack and Valerie's Great Communist Party Marriage Rich new information on Valerie Jarrett's red diaper loyalties and ties. http://spectator.org/ Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2015 12:08 PM (qCMvj) Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:08 PM (NeFrd) Posted by: Dang, being a smug mother fucker at July 19, 2015 12:08 PM (2oWD2) 120
102 what if the honey bees are being crowded out by the non native bees coming from Mexico
the productive honey bees being crowded out by the rapacious non native bees well that is an allegory its also true. In both senses Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:04 PM (zOTsN) And what about the Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 12:09 PM (oKE6c) 121
The bees are telling us that even they hate those ugly throwback Steelers uniforms.
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 12:09 PM (2j42I) 122
I have an announcement. Today is the day that I am finally going to come out. Here goes. . .
I like ice cream. Posted by: Sphynx at July 19, 2015 12:09 PM (OZmbA) 123
Jess x. Is suffering from feminist transgendered word salad syndrome.
Posted by: jim at July 19, 2015 12:09 PM (VwhRo) 124
Not the BEES! THE BEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Posted by: Nicolas Cage at July 19, 2015 12:10 PM (oSyzy) Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 19, 2015 12:10 PM (kmtse) Posted by: bam at July 19, 2015 12:10 PM (mvuew) 127
Loons like to think that nature mystically 'reveals' truth, particularly when it's their truth.
But they don't like it much when it 'reveals' someone else's. And does precious little Jess X. Chen realize that beehives are the ultimate matriarchy?? Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 19, 2015 12:10 PM (oVJmc) 128
BEES?
Posted by: Al Sharpton at July 19, 2015 12:11 PM (Dwehj) Posted by: Dang at July 19, 2015 12:11 PM (2oWD2) 130
Well, this post really started some buzz!
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:11 PM (NeFrd) 131
this asshole terrorist in Chattanooga he was no lone wolf he shot with others he learned this philisophy at his pappys knee he traveled extensively throughout the ME, visiting his uncles he came back more extreme than before these assholes always leave a video or a manifesto. He has left a couple of tweets. Big whoop. Where is his manifesto. Where is his daddy they are NOT telling us everything They are hiding the truth Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:11 PM (zOTsN) 132
Oh....I just got what the bee blabber means...
Yay! I'm thinking like an SJW now! *loads gun to shoot self* Bee "societies" are matriarchal and essentially all female. The male bees are drones, who dump their sperm into the queen and are then driven away from the hive. Thus, The Death of Bees(TM) is an insidious plot by the Patriarchy- to not only destroy perfect matriarchal societies but to prove that matriarchy cannot work. Now, you too can "think" like an SJW. *shoots self in head* Posted by: naturalfake at July 19, 2015 12:11 PM (KUa85) Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:11 PM (NeFrd) 134
That guy had Marine Privilege.
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2015 12:12 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:13 PM (zOTsN) 136
This is why the libs want more bees.
Bees, bees. Millions of bees. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiwa4ADVp64 (I remember seeing this crappy movie in the theater.) Posted by: Dang at July 19, 2015 12:14 PM (2oWD2) 137
Wait just a second. Are we killing the bees or are the bees dying spontaneously?
'Cause that distinction may make all the difference. Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:14 PM (NeFrd) 138
I used to know a guy who's answer to every question about where something was located at was " If they was up yo ass you'd know". Like if you asked "Where's the pliers?" he would instantly reply with "If they was up yo ass you'd know.
So maybe that's a good reply to the" where are the bees " question. You may find other uses for the phrase too so feel free to use it as needed. Posted by: freaked at July 19, 2015 12:14 PM (BO/km) 139
>>perfect matriarchal societies
Posted by: naturalfake<< We've determined that such societies only succeed when the females each possess six legs. Posted by: Social Science Nerd at July 19, 2015 12:14 PM (OZmbA) 140
Beekeepers always like to point out that honeybees pollinate the agricultural crops we eat. Without beekeepers, they claim, we would not be able to eat a long list of fruits and vegetables. Even if crops do currently require honeybee pollination, that is no reason to further exploit bees by consuming honey, beeswax, bee pollen, etc. The fact that everything in our society is based on animal exploitation shouldn't surprise us since Western civilization literally began with the "domestication" (i.e., enslavement) of animals. Dead animals are used to build roads, but this doesn't justify eating animals. Furthermore, it is unreasonable (not to mention idiotic) not to use roads because they contain dead animals. (Similarly, it is illogical not to eat certain foods because bees were used to pollinate them.) People make these sorts of arguments about meat to avoid discussing the real issue at hand. The beekeepers' argument is no different. The whole question of pollination is nothing more than an attempt to divert attention away from the fact that they are exploiting animals and that honey is the product of animal exploitation.
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:15 PM (zOTsN) 141
12 "The most dangerous threats to honeybees are from Africa ("killer" bees) and Asia (Japanese giant hornets), so I don't know WTF that ditz is saying."
That's racist. Posted by: SJWs at July 19, 2015 12:15 PM (ef6pV) 142
So what if all the B's are dying? We could just replace them with P's. Would create some lovely words.
Psychopapple Plarney Paloney Pullshit Palderdash!! Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:02 PM (NeFrd) I'd prefer if we replaced B's with G's. That way you could- Gunt the baseball. Posted by: naturalfake at July 19, 2015 12:15 PM (KUa85) 143
We've determined that such societies only succeed when the females each possess six legs.
**** All six of which are barefoot. Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:16 PM (NeFrd) 144
So is this bird Jess X. Chen male or female? I'm confused.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 12:16 PM (oKE6c) 145
While ultimately it seems desirable to have few to no honeybee colonies, in the short term, the irresponsible behavior of beekeepers is actually increasing their monopoly on pollination. Farmers who used to rely on feral honeybees for pollination must now rent managed colonies. The pollination situation reached a crisis point and honeybeekeepers emerged as the savior when, in fact, they are at the root of the problem. Additionally, the spread of Africanized honeybees will displace European honeybees and threaten the ability to manage colonies easily. Farmers have become dependent on honeybees, but someday soon, beekeepers in some areas may simply be unable to provide colonies for pollination. And, yes, the Africanized honeybee is completely man's fault--it was accidentally released from an experiment in South America and continues to spread northward.
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:16 PM (zOTsN) 146
Liberal Critics Loathe New Apatow Movie's 'Too Conservative' Happy Ending looks like a must see http://bit.ly/1JqMgBR Here's the IMDB link http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3152624/?ref_=nv_sr_1 Having thought that monogamy was never possible, a commitment-phobic career woman may have to face her fears when she meets a good guy. I won't trust the rating on this. I'm sure IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes will be in all out leftie attack mode. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 19, 2015 12:16 PM (qCMvj) 147
Translated, this tweet means:
"Well, Mr President, it's the bees and spiders again, they stole my food stamps and sold em to the rat, and I tried to get down to my car for to honk the horn for help but the snake had gotten in for the cockroaches. I go back upstairs but the spiders had jammed the police lock. I ain't been inside for a week and I know my wife is sleeping with the bees!" Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2015 12:17 PM (3pRHP) 148
The bees know.
Posted by: Glen Beck at July 19, 2015 12:17 PM (qnhj2) 149
136 This is why the libs want more bees.
Bees, bees. Millions of bees. I just presumed that they wanted to give bees the vote. Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 12:17 PM (oKE6c) 150
She also wrote a long essay in the "Motion is the ocean versus Bigger is better" penis size argument, so don't think for a minute this chick isn't willing to take on controversy. Stupid and incomprehensible, yes, but she will go there!
https://gspotmajor.wordpress.com/tag/birthday-sex/ Posted by: MTF at July 19, 2015 12:18 PM (DkJ4E) 151
NASA's New Horizons spacecraft keeps discovering strange things about Pluto.
The small planet's atmosphere is escaping and being turned into a tail by the solar wind. Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2015 12:18 PM (zABgu) 152
#143.
Is that a nod to polygamy? Six female legs, three women... Posted by: jim at July 19, 2015 12:18 PM (VwhRo) 153
"Well, Mr President, it's the bees and spiders again, they stole my food
stamps and sold em to the rat, and I tried to get down to my car for to honk the horn for help but the snake had gotten in for the cockroaches. I go back upstairs but the spiders had jammed the police lock. I ain't been inside for a week and I know my wife is sleeping with the bees!" Posted by: Mr. Ah Clem. at July 19, 2015 12:18 PM (qnhj2) 154
What was on the Bee side of Mariah Carey's "Honey"?
Posted by: A Bee at July 19, 2015 12:18 PM (2j42I) 155
Maybe some queen bees are identifying as male.
That can mess up a hive, I hear. Well, that's the buzz in the neighborhood. Posted by: eman at July 19, 2015 12:18 PM (MQEz6) 156
I've got an answer. Little bee drones. I'll need a 100 million dollar goverment grant to get right on it.
Posted by: freaked at July 19, 2015 12:19 PM (BO/km) Posted by: Jess X. Chen at July 19, 2015 12:19 PM (oVJmc) 158
I think the bees are telling us that they too hate the DH rule.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 12:19 PM (oKE6c) 159
my brain hurts
there is an argument being made by environazis that honey bees are a colonial european construct and thus colonial and we shouldnt use so much sweetner anyway blah blah blah they talk about how bees, like cows, destroy ecology Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:19 PM (zOTsN) 160
Shouldn't that be "gunt the gasegall"?
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:20 PM (NeFrd) 161
OMG I CAN'T EVEN
Posted by: Katie Hegarty at July 19, 2015 12:20 PM (+4uXG) 162
I like ice cream.
Posted by: Sphynx at July 19, 2015 12:09 PM (OZmbA) So does Sid Bass. He just invested in Blue Bell to assure its return to the market. Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 19, 2015 12:20 PM (R8hU8) 163
>>I'd prefer if we replaced B's with G's.<<
Yeah, no, I think there's only 1 of the Bee Gees left. Posted by: Sphynx at July 19, 2015 12:20 PM (OZmbA) 164
We need a Beemancipation Proclamation!
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:21 PM (NeFrd) 165
151 NASA's New Horizons spacecraft keeps discovering strange things about Pluto.
The small planet's atmosphere is escaping and being turned into a tail by the solar wind. Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2015 12:18 PM (zABgu) --Pluto has exceeded my expectations. I thought it would be a moonscape, but instead it's a beautiful world with geysers, ice caps, canyons, and high mountains. I almost imagine The Little Prince living there. Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 12:21 PM (2j42I) Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:22 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: Jess X. Chen at July 19, 2015 12:23 PM (oVJmc) 168
"Here little honeybee sitting on my finger. I blow gently on you, encouraging you to fly away, free as a bird, fly away little precious bee of freedom, I unshackle from the chains of hive slavery. Ouch, you stung me you little bastard!"
SMACK! " Take that you little ingrate!" Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:23 PM (NeFrd) 169
If unbeelieveably bad bee puns are going to be the order of the day then I submit this one.
Posted by: freaked at July 19, 2015 12:23 PM (BO/km) 170
they talk about how bees, like cows, destroy ecology
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:19 PM (zOTsN) --Honey is awesome. It's one of the few foods that never spoils. I like honey in my iced tea much more than sugar. Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 12:23 PM (2j42I) 171
I think it means I've got a useless degree and a big ass (as in bee butt) debt. Posted by: YIKES! at July 19, 2015 12:24 PM (dlASm) 172
Liberal Critics Loathe New Apatow Movie's 'Too Conservative' Happy Ending
He didn't write it. A woman did. Sexist h8rs. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 19, 2015 12:24 PM (oVJmc) 173
Shouldn't that be "gunt the gasegall"?
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:20 PM (NeFrd) Oh, look at Muldoon with the gig grain. Posted by: naturalfake at July 19, 2015 12:24 PM (KUa85) 174
DO THE BEES HAVE A SAFE ZONE?
Posted by: Al Sharpton at July 19, 2015 12:24 PM (Dwehj) 175
This live action trailer for "Attack on Titan" looks pretty sweet[...]
OMG, that kid has a type 99 Arisika full sized rifle. Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2015 12:24 PM (3pRHP) Posted by: Minnie at July 19, 2015 12:24 PM (oVJmc) 177
I read more and more about people and dogs being killed by bees. Fk 'em!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 12:25 PM (iQIUe) 178
>>162
I like ice cream. Posted by: Sphynx at July 19, 2015 12:09 PM (OZmbA) So does Sid Bass. He just invested in Blue Bell to assure its return to the market. Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 19, 2015 12:20 PM (R8hU<< [channeling Johnny Carson]: I did not know that . . . Seriously, the Blue Bell Drought of 2015 spurred me to buy a Cuisinart ice cream maker and I've been whipping up some mighty good vanilla, strawberry and some blueberry sherbert. Highly recommended and easy to use appliance. Posted by: Sphynx at July 19, 2015 12:25 PM (OZmbA) 179
bees are like the white europeans
africanized bees are like african americans non bee pollinators are like the Native Americans farmers and bee keepers are slave owners and colonialists no mention made of native bee species already here Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:25 PM (zOTsN) 180
I was named after an obscure New Zealand beekeeper.
Posted by: HRH Clinton at July 19, 2015 12:26 PM (2j42I) 181
Attack on Titan?
*yawn* God warriors. Seven Days of Fire. Humanity reduced to little pockets. Nausicaa. Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2015 12:26 PM (zABgu) 182
I blame disney for the anthropomorphic polical analysis of bees
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:26 PM (zOTsN) 183
The bee talk bring to mind the expession " go fark a hornet's nest". That one should get more use.
Posted by: freaked at July 19, 2015 12:26 PM (BO/km) 184
Where are these female colonies she speaks of?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 19, 2015 12:26 PM (1P74Q) 185
Pluto is amazing, stunning and mysterious
And he loves peanut butter. Posted by: Minnie at July 19, 2015 12:24 PM (oVJmc) **** And all this time I thought you were fucking goofy! Posted by: Mickey, a solid mouse at July 19, 2015 12:27 PM (NeFrd) Posted by: Kindltot at July 19, 2015 12:27 PM (3pRHP) 187
Highly recommended and easy to use appliance.
Posted by: Sphynx at July 19, 2015 12:25 PM (OZmbA) Sounds great, thanks Posted by: Velvet Ambition at July 19, 2015 12:28 PM (R8hU8) 188
179 bees are like the white europeans
africanized bees are like african americans non bee pollinators are like the Native Americans farmers and bee keepers are slave owners and colonialists no mention made of native bee species already here Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:25 PM (zOTsN) What are dump bees? Posted by: Ricky at July 19, 2015 12:28 PM (2j42I) 189
Soon.
Posted by: Zombees at July 19, 2015 12:28 PM (1P74Q) 190
Considering all the amazing discoveries we have made in the Solar System that were things scientists were not expecting, one would think it would engender not only a renewed sense of awe but also of humility.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2015 12:28 PM (zABgu) 191
Even John McCain's stash of sarcastic nastiness is
insufficient to express my feelings about twitter, and those who make such a Big Friggin' Deal of tweetage therein. Posted by: MrScribbler at July 19, 2015 11:38 AM (rCmeG) Twitter is for those who have to strain - usually unsuccessfully - to generate a thought to fill 140 characters. Facebook is no better. Look at me! I'm taking a crap! Wooot! Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 12:28 PM (oKE6c) 192
--I love KD. Haven't been there in over 10 years. Is the Scooby Doo coaster still running? Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 11:58 AM (kiRuD) I think it's renamed now. Snoopy perhaps. Last time I was there the Shockwave was the newest. Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 19, 2015 12:29 PM (s8PBg) 193
166 Pluto is amazing, stunning and mysterious
way more complex than I couldve imagined facinating Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:22 PM (zOTsN) The lead scientist, Alan Stern, said, "The Solar System saved the best for last." Perhaps a bit of hyperbole, but not too far off. Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2015 12:29 PM (sdi6R) 194
dump bees are white trash
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:29 PM (zOTsN) 195
#165: It's the little planet with a big heart!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 19, 2015 12:30 PM (wKc1L) Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 12:31 PM (B0X2V) 197
#BeeLivesMatter
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:31 PM (NeFrd) 198
The lead scientist, Alan Stern, said, "The Solar System saved the best for last."
Perhaps a bit of hyperbole, but not too far off. Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2015 12:29 PM (sdi6R) --Io and the Galilean Satellites are pretty damn cool as well. Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 12:31 PM (2j42I) Posted by: Sphynx at July 19, 2015 12:32 PM (OZmbA) 200
Whether we're a brutha or whether we're a mutha, we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Posted by: The Gee Bees at July 19, 2015 12:32 PM (Dwehj) 201
5 Days Until National Hot Dog Day
***** "On the fifth day of Hot Dog my true love gave to me..." Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:33 PM (NeFrd) 202
190 Considering all the amazing discoveries we have made in the Solar System that were things scientists were not expecting, one would think it would engender not only a renewed sense of awe but also of humility.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2015 12:28 PM (zABgu) This. This is why that "the science is settled" shit really annoys actual scientists. No science is ever "settled," ever. Some of the apparently soundest notions of science - Newtonian mechanics, conservation of parity - were subsequently shown to be substantially in error or inadequate. Physical scientists are surprised all the time; even climastrologists are surprised, as for example by the 17 year hiatus in "global warming." "Social" scientists, OTOH, are never surprised. Their data always bear out their original hypotheses. I guess they're just a lot smarter than we are, and were just hiding their brain power when we took hard science classes together. Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 12:33 PM (oKE6c) 203
#196: Speaking of hot dogs, I have some sad news. The hot dog restaurant that was going to open in my neighborhood, Anthony's Weiners, will not be opening after all. I saw a while back that the storefront had turned its sign around.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 19, 2015 12:33 PM (wKc1L) 204
The ancient peoples used to try to tell the future by interpreting the flight of birds and reading animal entrails. They also believed heavily in astrology, in certain cultures.
Apparently we've come full circle. Posted by: Secundus at July 19, 2015 12:33 PM (DboPO) Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 12:34 PM (B0X2V) 206
And on that note, I'm outta here. Y'all stay safe and endeavor to persevere.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 19, 2015 12:34 PM (NeFrd) 207
And thankfully theres a young girl with more balls than the rest who isn't afraid to ride everything.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 19, 2015 12:34 PM (s8PBg) 208
Carlos Danger Dogs ?
Posted by: Sphynx at July 19, 2015 12:34 PM (OZmbA) 209
didnt Neil D'Grasse Tyson make mock of Pluto on twitter when it was declared no longer a planet
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:35 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 12:35 PM (B0X2V) 211
179 bees are like the white europeans
africanized bees are like african americans Honey bees came from Europe, IIRC. Oh, and Africanized bees are known for playing the "sting out" game. Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 12:35 PM (oKE6c) 212
196
5 Days Until National Hot Dog Day Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 12:31 PM (B0X2V) Oscar Mayer Wienermobile was in our area this weekend. Sadly, I had another engagement and missed seeing it. Posted by: Cicero kid, likes them Chicago dogs at July 19, 2015 12:36 PM (1P74Q) 213
204 The ancient peoples used to try to tell the future by interpreting the flight of birds and reading animal entrails. They also believed heavily in astrology, in certain cultures.
Apparently we've come full circle. Posted by: Secundus at July 19, 2015 12:33 PM (DboPO) Thanks, teachers' unions! Btw, on the same note Drudge says the teachers' unions are pissed that the leadership endorsed Her Thighness. They want Sanders, Vladimir Lenin being unavailable. So now you know why kids are stupid; they've learned everything the teachers know, which is ... nothing. Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 12:37 PM (oKE6c) 214
#208: Yeah, they were clearly making fun of him with that name. It's sad, because I like a good hot dog occasionally and they got bonus points from me with that name.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 19, 2015 12:38 PM (wKc1L) 215
I linked this Wiki page in the book thread. It's fun to scroll through.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Solar_System_objects_by_size Oregon Muse mentioned that when he was in school, Jupiter had 12 moons, Saturn 9, Uranus 5, Neptune 2, and Pluto 0. I remember that, too. The Kuiper Belt out beyond Neptune hadn't yet been discovered. It was possible to learn and memorize the names of all the planets and moons in the solar system. Now? Take a look at the above link and try to memorize that. Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2015 12:38 PM (sdi6R) 216
--Pluto has exceeded my expectations. I thought it would be a moonscape, but instead it's a beautiful world with geysers, ice caps, canyons, and high mountains. I almost imagine The Little Prince living there.
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 12:21 PM (2j42I) Good place to resettle the leftists. Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 12:39 PM (oKE6c) 217
And on that note, I'm outta here. Y'all stay safe and endeavor to persevere. Se ya later. Don't bee a stranger. Just bee strange, Posted by: freaked at July 19, 2015 12:39 PM (BO/km) 218
179 bees are like the white europeans
africanized bees are like african americans non bee pollinators are like the Native Americans farmers and bee keepers are slave owners and colonialists no mention made of native bee species already here Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:25 PM (zOTsN) And non-pollinators are like LGBT types. Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 12:40 PM (oKE6c) 219
209 didnt Neil D'Grasse Tyson make mock of Pluto on twitter when it was declared no longer a planet Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 12:35 PM (zOTsN) Yeah, I think so. That asshole is a science carny barker. You have to be pretty dull in the skull to think that dude is worth a moment of time. Posted by: eman at July 19, 2015 12:40 PM (MQEz6) 220
How can you mend a broken bee?
Posted by: The Gee Bees at July 19, 2015 12:40 PM (Dwehj) 221
I like bee butts and I can not lie You other drones can't deny That when a bee flys in with a itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get buzzed,.... Posted by: Sir Drone-A-Lot at July 19, 2015 12:41 PM (Pz/Ss) Posted by: Pluto, The Littlest Planet at July 19, 2015 12:42 PM (KUa85) 223
With the Saturn system the definition of what it means to be a moon has taken a beating. The shepherd moons keeping the rings in order and clearing out their orbital tracks, why they are not moons but dwarf planets... *thud*
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2015 12:42 PM (zABgu) 224
Re: SJW bees.
And to think she managed to pack all that crazy into a single tweet with many of her 140 characters to spare. Posted by: Hayduh at July 19, 2015 12:42 PM (uSM1W) 225
#146: I woke up in the middle of the night the other night, with my radio on, and heard Medved talking about the movie. Surprisingly, he loved it!
He normally hates raunchy humor, and he did talk up that particular disclaimer, but he rated the movie 3.5 out of 4. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 19, 2015 12:43 PM (wKc1L) 226
That asshole is a science carny barker.
You have to be pretty dull in the skull to think that dude is worth a moment of time. Posted by: eman at July 19, 2015 12:40 PM (MQEz6) His resumes screams "affirmative action washout takes a quasi-scientific sinecure after a fail-to-launch scientific career." Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 12:43 PM (oKE6c) 227
Please help me mend this broken bee, and let me live again.
Posted by: Jess XYZ ChenPao at July 19, 2015 12:44 PM (Dwehj) 228
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 12:37 PM (oKE6c)
In 2012 I spent a few months 'seeing' (read: sleeping with) a high school art teacher. Bubblehead basket case like I'd never seen. Met a bunch of her teacher friends, who were (with one exception) some of the dumbest people I've ever had the displeasure to meet in my life. One of them flat out told me she started in another major and switched to Ed. because it was easy. Posted by: Secundus at July 19, 2015 12:44 PM (DboPO) 229
I'm hoping twatter will be the down fall of the political class.
Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2015 12:45 PM (zgVAw) 230
Oregon Muse mentioned that when he was in school, Jupiter had 12 moons, Saturn 9, Uranus 5, Neptune 2, and Pluto 0. I remember that, too. The Kuiper Belt out beyond Neptune hadn't yet been discovered. It was possible to learn and memorize the names of all the planets and moons in the solar system.
Now? Take a look at the above link and try to memorize that. Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2015 12:38 PM (sdi6R) --I used to have them memorized (I came of age a little later, after Charon was discovered). All of Uranus's moons were named after Shakespeare and Pope characters, and the Jovian planets after lovers of Zeus (obviously, a long list to draw from!). Of course, the moons of Mars, Deimos and Phobos, have the coolest names: Terror and Fear. Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 12:45 PM (2j42I) 231
Neiw D'Grasse Tyson hurt my feewings.
*sheds single tear* Posted by: Pluto, The Littlest Planet at July 19, 2015 12:42 PM (KUa85) --Fuck what Tyson thinks, Pluto; you're a rock star! Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 12:48 PM (2j42I) 232
Sure, Chen's stupidity is obvious to us, but to the Left, her stupidity is just a sign that she's more attuned than the rest of us. Lunacy is a sign of wisdom to them.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 19, 2015 12:50 PM (oVJmc) 233
Wow NASA received from Pioneer 10 a signal with data in April 2002. Not bad for a probe launched in March of 1972.
http://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/planetary/text/pion10_pr_20030225.txt Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2015 12:51 PM (zABgu) 234
on the Fifth Day...
God create the Hot Dog! Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 12:34 PM (B0X2V) "...And the Lord showed the man all the beasts of the field, and the birds of the air, and the fish in the seas, and said unto him, "I give all these to you, to rule over; give them names and use them as your own." "And Adam spake unto the Lord, saying, "Lord, but what if I wish to grind certain ones up into a pink Soft Serve goo and use them as sausage stuffing? Is that cool?" "And the Lord pondered the question, and then shrugged and said "Yeah, go ahead. Be warned, though-- some of your children and children's children will like to eat them with sauerkraut."" Posted by: Secundus at July 19, 2015 12:51 PM (DboPO) 235
In 2012 I spent a few months 'seeing' (read:
sleeping with) a high school art teacher. Bubblehead basket case like I'd never seen. Met a bunch of her teacher friends, who were (with one exception) some of the dumbest people I've ever had the displeasure to meet in my life. One of them flat out told me she started in another major and switched to Ed. because it was easy. Posted by: Secundus at July 19, 2015 12:44 PM (DboPO) You're inflaming my prejudices, you know that? The first day of my introductory physics course was packed; people were literally sitting in the aisles, and standing at the back. Two weeks later, you could sit wherever you wanted. And spread out your stuff, too. Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 12:53 PM (oKE6c) 236
230 Oregon Muse mentioned that when he was in school, Jupiter had 12 moons, Saturn 9, Uranus 5, Neptune 2, and Pluto 0. I remember that, too. The Kuiper Belt out beyond Neptune hadn't yet been discovered. It was possible to learn and memorize the names of all the planets and moons in the solar system.
Now? Take a look at the above link and try to memorize that. Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2015 12:38 PM (sdi6R) --I used to have them memorized (I came of age a little later, after Charon was discovered). All of Uranus's moons were named after Shakespeare and Pope characters, and the Jovian planets after lovers of Zeus (obviously, a long list to draw from!). Of course, the moons of Mars, Deimos and Phobos, have the coolest names: Terror and Fear. Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 12:45 PM (2j42I) Add in what we have learned about other solar systems. Our solar system seems to be one of the quiet, stable ones, and was likely very different early in its life. Others solar systems are like madhouses. Planets bigger than Jupiter orbiting so close to their parent stars they circle it in just a few days, for example. I am glad to hear there are still some scientists left that admit they don't know everything. Too many of them these days see themselves as high priests or catalogers. Posted by: eman at July 19, 2015 12:54 PM (MQEz6) 237
Open up your fruit cage
'Cause I will be your honeybee Posted by: Peter Gabriel at July 19, 2015 12:54 PM (2j42I) 238
They also believed heavily in astrology, in certain cultures.
Apparently we've come full circle. They now practice asstrology. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 19, 2015 12:54 PM (W5DcG) 239
The cisnormativity of the cows, coupled with the gentrification of the pastures, is a sign that the bigoted transmogrification of the patriarchal agrarian has nurtured homogenized triggers.
Posted by: Jess XYZ ChenPao at July 19, 2015 12:55 PM (Dwehj) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2015 12:55 PM (zABgu) 241
232 Sure, Chen's stupidity is obvious to us, but to the Left, her stupidity is just a sign that she's more attuned than the rest of us. Lunacy is a sign of wisdom to them.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 19, 2015 12:50 PM (oVJmc) In an earlier time (i.e., before psychiatry), when schizophrenia was confused with hearing from God, he/she/it would have been a major prophet. Might even have founded a religion. Nowadays we just bomb would-be prophets with anti-psychotic drugs. End of problem. Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 12:56 PM (oKE6c) 242
OT for the food thread, My white bff from the poso says I made very good green chili (chili verde) for a weda's first attempt.
I like it. We will see what the kids think. Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2015 12:56 PM (zgVAw) Posted by: the bees at July 19, 2015 12:56 PM (VQjKe) 244
I'm still gonna grill up some millimeter-thick bee steaks, if I feel like it.
Posted by: eman at July 19, 2015 12:57 PM (MQEz6) 245
Amy Shira Teitel has done a great job with her Pluto In A Minute series. Well written and great presentation.
Posted by: MTF at July 19, 2015 12:58 PM (DkJ4E) 246
235 In 2012 I spent a few months 'seeing' (read:
sleeping with) a high school art teacher. Bubblehead basket case like I'd never seen. Met a bunch of her teacher friends, who were (with one exception) some of the dumbest people I've ever had the displeasure to meet in my life. One of them flat out told me she started in another major and switched to Ed. because it was easy. Posted by: Secundus at July 19, 2015 12:44 PM (DboPO) You're inflaming my prejudices, you know that? The first day of my introductory physics course was packed; people were literally sitting in the aisles, and standing at the back. Two weeks later, you could sit wherever you wanted. And spread out your stuff, too. Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 12:53 PM (oKE6c) --I was surprised to hear that the most common vacancies in the local school districts were for math and science teachers. I thought, "Who wouldn't enjoy teaching science to ten year-olds?" but then realized that most education majors are too dumb or lazy to be good at those subjects. Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 12:58 PM (2j42I) 247
I have an announcement. Today is the day that I am finally going to come out. Here goes. . .
I like ice cream. Posted by: Sphynx at July 19, 2015 12:09 PM (OZmbA) I'ma come out, too, then. I *heart* gluten! Posted by: Comrade Moron April at July 19, 2015 12:59 PM (79ZSg) Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 19, 2015 01:00 PM (Dwehj) 249
63 In my nic is a great article from American Thinker blog about the John McCain/Trump episode. The comments are really good, too.
Posted by: Chilling the modt at July 19, 2015 11:53 AM (xuVON) If the RINOs love our vets so much, why is the VA a fucking shithole? Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2015 01:00 PM (oFCZn) 250
If the RINOs love our vets so much, why is the VA a fucking shithole?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2015 01:00 PM (oFCZn) It's more of a generalized feeling than an actual focus. Like a beauty pageant contestant saying she likes World Peace. Sounds nice, laudable sentiment, but she's not going to actually, you know, go out and try to make it real. Posted by: Secundus at July 19, 2015 01:01 PM (DboPO) 251
then realized that most education majors are too dumb or lazy to be good at those subjects.
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 12:58 PM (2j42I) Not to be stereotypical, but the two "dumb girl" majors when I was in college were early childhood development (or whatever, teaching degree for elementary / middle school) and "communications and theater" Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:02 PM (AkOaV) 252
I'm still watching this Israeli television show. It's weird but interesting. It's about some 30 something Religious Zionists all looking for love. The women dont cover their hair until they are married. You cant answer the phone after you light the sabbath candles but someone else can. They date a lot but are mean to their dates. What's fup with that? Some synagogues are meat markets, by the way.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 01:02 PM (iQIUe) 253
Those two majors never had class before 10 am, they were very easy and had little to no homework.
Advisers openly suggested to struggling / unsure students that they check out those majors. Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:02 PM (AkOaV) 254
She crazy. That's what that means.
Posted by: Quint&Jessel, Sea of Azof, Bly, UK at July 19, 2015 01:02 PM (AF8UR) 255
There is a Math and Science School down the road. (elementary/middle) The list to get in is long. It really is a nice place.
Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2015 01:04 PM (zgVAw) 256
When I was in college the home economics majors had to take 2 years of chem including a year of organic, physics, calculus, etc. It was not an easy major. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 01:04 PM (iQIUe) 257
252 I'm still watching this Israeli television show. It's weird but interesting. It's about some 30 something Religious Zionists all looking for love. The women dont cover their hair until they are married. You cant answer the phone after you light the sabbath candles but someone else can. They date a lot but are mean to their dates. What's fup with that? Some synagogues are meat markets, by the way.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 01:02 PM (iQIUe) --Have you ever seen the Israeli movie Ushpizim? It's a pretty good story and I knew almost nothing about the Festival of Booths until I watched it. Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:05 PM (2j42I) 258
--I was surprised to hear that the most common
vacancies in the local school districts were for math and science teachers. I thought, "Who wouldn't enjoy teaching science to ten year-olds?" but then realized that most education majors are too dumb or lazy to be good at those subjects. Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 12:58 PM (2j42I A very good friend of mine from college (a math major) is now (after a stint in finance, etc.) on the shady side of the hill teaching high school math in a less than stellar area. Apparently, it's soul-destroying. Kids are stupid and lazy, don't give a crap, don't do the work, in short, pretty much reflect their parents' values. He hates it. And being conservative, also hates the teacher's union, to which he must perforce belong and pay dues. Putting up with brain-dead liberal education majors is just an added bonus. Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 01:05 PM (oKE6c) 259
Oh, for the bee thing? Easy.
Feminists love bees. Bees are their spirit animals. Why? Because Bees (and certain spiders, but spiders are yucky) are one of the few creatures that living in matriarchal society. Now, before you laugh too hard -- think about. The entire colony lives or dies based on the Queen bee. Who has many suitors and basically sits around all day controlling her minions while her minions do all the actual work. So if bee colonies are dying off, that means the feminists spirit animals must be mad. And like scorned gods, they are sending a sign to the patriarchies of the world that they cannot survive without matriarchal creatures like honey bees, who do the important work of pollinating our flowers. Make sense? Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:05 PM (AkOaV) 260
What it means is that the "colonizing" of disadvantaged communities by the white patriarchal privileged class is not sustainable. Colonizing, in this context, refers to cultural appropriation and generalized oppression. The fact that this is unsustainable is evidenced by the die off of the bee population (for some reason).
Posted by: Gridlock at July 19, 2015 01:07 PM (tEGip) 261
253 Those two majors never had class before 10 am, they were very easy and had little to no homework.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:02 PM (AkOaV) $200,000 well-spent. Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 01:07 PM (oKE6c) 262
>>> 247 I have an announcement. Today is the day that I am finally going to come out. Here goes. . .
I like ice cream. Posted by: Sphynx at July 19, 2015 12:09 PM (OZmbA) I'ma come out, too, then. I *heart* gluten! Posted by: Comrade Moron April at July 19, 2015 12:59 PM (79ZSg) Come on down!! You are being awarded our ESPY Award of SJW Courage for late 2015!! But first, some important questions: 1.) Are you non-white? 2.) Are you now, or have you ever been associated with the Rethuglican Party, Tea-Baggers, or other such subversive organizations? Posted by: ESPY Awards Committee at July 19, 2015 01:07 PM (2mJMN) 263
Apparently, it's soul-destroying. Kids are stupid and lazy, don't give a crap, don't do the work, in short, pretty much reflect their parents' values. He hates it. And being conservative, also hates the teacher's union, to which he must perforce belong and pay dues. Putting up with brain-dead liberal education majors is just an added bonus
I thought my job was bad. Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2015 01:08 PM (zgVAw) 264
253 Those two majors never had class before 10 am, they were very easy and had little to no homework.
Advisers openly suggested to struggling / unsure students that they check out those majors. Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:02 PM (AkOaV) --And almost every university has something like "Physics for Poets" so liberal arts majors can fill their science requisite. I myself just took astronomy --which, yeah, had less math than chemistry or physics would, but was also fun (classes in the planetarium). Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:09 PM (2j42I) 265
Apparently, it's soul-destroying. Kids are stupid and lazy, don't give a crap, don't do the work, in short, pretty much reflect their parents' values. He hates it. And being conservative, also hates the teacher's union, to which he must perforce belong and pay dues. Putting up with brain-dead liberal education majors is just an added bonus.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 01:05 PM (oKE6c) Buddy of mine did that after law school. Taught history. Wanted to "make an impact" on his community. Kind of a liberal type, more LIV than anything. His eyes were opened very quickly. The stories he told -- I mean, I believe it! But essentially the kids were entirely unconcerned with learning, their parents had no control over them and did not care if their kids were not learning. They also took any criticism of their children as being "racist" or "ignorant" and essentially everyone in the entire district had just "checked out". They go through the motions of teaching, but essentially they see themselves as part time prison guards keeping an eye on the yutes for 7 hours (or whatever), and thats about it. Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:09 PM (AkOaV) 266
103 hey Eris, hope you wrecked shit last night
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 19, 2015 12:04 PM (kmtse) --- I was a perfect gentlewoman. I feel like I failed myself and the horde. Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 19, 2015 01:09 PM (jR7Wy) 267
The entire VA system needs to go.
Fire everyone and sell off the hospitals to private healthcare providers. Hire several hundred veterans and put them in an office where it's there job to send out cards to veterans that they can present at any doctor's office, hospital, or medical center to receive treatment. Send the medical bill to the same office where it's reviewed to make sure it's an actual veteran receiving the care and then paid. Problem solved. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2015 01:09 PM (oFCZn) 268
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:05 PM (AkOaV)
So now instead of taking our cue from natives scampering through the bush wearing G-strings and sporting bones in their noses, now we're taking our cue from insects? Can paramecia be far behind? Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 01:10 PM (oKE6c) 269
Aw man, not much on so it looks like Ancient Aliens for now. (Akhenaton saw aliens, you know!)
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:10 PM (2j42I) 270
They date a lot but are mean to their dates.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 01:02 PM (iQIUe) An old friend was in Israel recently and was marveling to an Israeli acquaintance about how beautiful Israeli women were. The guy said, "Yes, they are the most beautiful women in the world....unfortunately they are also the meanest." Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2015 01:10 PM (Zu3d9) 271
--And almost every university has something like "Physics for Poets" so liberal arts majors can fill their science requisite. I myself just took astronomy --which, yeah, had less math than chemistry or physics would, but was also fun (classes in the planetarium).
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:09 PM (2j42I) Neither college I went to (I transferred) required any science classes. Restated, that last science class I took was chemistry my junior year of high school and I have a BSBA. And "math for business majors" was, well... I'll put it this way -- I'll never forget the second day of class (after syllabus day). "Today, class, we're going to cover prime numbers." Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:11 PM (AkOaV) 272
Apparently, it's soul-destroying. Kids are stupid and lazy, don't give a crap, don't do the work, in short, pretty much reflect their parents' values. He hates it. And being conservative, also hates the teacher's union, to which he must perforce belong and pay dues. Putting up with brain-dead liberal education majors is just an added bonus. Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 01:05 PM (oKE6c) There are two large public high schools in the city where I live. One is the affluent one; the other is more, cough, "urban". The teachers I knew worked at the urban one. They were completely hamstrung by their administration. They'd gotten a new principal, who had noticed that the down market school had a much higher suspension and expulsion rate than the up market one. She decided this Needed Fixing. Her solution was... To stop suspending and expelling students. The students, who aren't smart but are very gifted in feral cunning, realized that they now effectively wouldn't be punished for anything they did, and became basically uncontrollable. Posted by: Secundus at July 19, 2015 01:11 PM (DboPO) 273
5 separate shootings in StL last nite - 3 dead.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 01:11 PM (iQIUe) 274
So now instead of taking our cue from natives scampering through the bush wearing G-strings and sporting bones in their noses, now we're taking our cue from insects? Can paramecia be far behind?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 01:10 PM (oKE6c) Well, there just aren't too many examples of matriarchal societies anywhere. So you gotta go where the examples are. In this case, bees. Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:12 PM (AkOaV) 275
Even better: Akhenaton *was* an alien!
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:12 PM (2j42I) 276
267 The entire VA system needs to go.
Fire everyone and sell off the hospitals to private healthcare providers. Hire several hundred veterans and put them in an office where it's there job to send out cards to veterans that they can present at any doctor's office, hospital, or medical center to receive treatment. Send the medical bill to the same office where it's reviewed to make sure it's an actual veteran receiving the care and then paid. Problem solved. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2015 01:09 PM (oFCZn) ObamaCare means it is all going in the other direction. Soon we all will be in a VA type system. Posted by: eman at July 19, 2015 01:13 PM (MQEz6) 277
259 Oh, for the bee thing? Easy.
Feminists love bees. Bees are their spirit animals. Why? Because Bees (and certain spiders, but spiders are yucky) are one of the few creatures that living in matriarchal society. Now, before you laugh too hard -- think about. The entire colony lives or dies based on the Queen bee. Who has many suitors and basically sits around all day controlling her minions while her minions do all the actual work. So if bee colonies are dying off, that means the feminists spirit animals must be mad. And like scorned gods, they are sending a sign to the patriarchies of the world that they cannot survive without matriarchal creatures like honey bees, who do the important work of pollinating our flowers. Make sense? Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:05 PM (AkOaV) ------ Makes perfect sense. I think you win. Posted by: Dave S. at July 19, 2015 01:13 PM (mhkbv) 278
It means that Katie is bat shit crazy.
Posted by: Buffalobob at July 19, 2015 01:13 PM (uCsU6) 279
Makes perfect sense. I think you win.
Posted by: Dave S. at July 19, 2015 01:13 PM (mhkbv) Well if it makes perfect sense, then I explained it wrong. It's feminists we're talking about here. It should never really make sense Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:14 PM (AkOaV) 280
So now instead of taking our cue from natives scampering through the bush wearing G-strings and sporting bones in their noses, now we're taking our cue from insects? Can paramecia be far behind?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 01:10 PM (oKE6c) I identify as a bacterium. I plan on reproducing by cell division. Do not dare to contradict me, hater Posted by: Secundus at July 19, 2015 01:14 PM (DboPO) 281
I identify as a bacterium. I plan on reproducing by cell division.
Do not dare to contradict me, hater Posted by: Secundus at July 19, 2015 01:14 PM (DboPO) Well, there's already an 'asexual' movement. And no, they don't walk around fucking themselves. They claim to have no sexual attraction to anyone of either gender. Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:15 PM (AkOaV) 282
Back when I was in school in the 60s, i remember books and wall charts about the solar system. All of the moons except our own were shown as featureless dots. Almost nothing was known about them. I naively assumed that all of those small worlds were probably like our Moon--airless bodies covered with craters, and not all that interesting.
Now that they've been visited, we know that each one is utterly unique and individual. They all have rich and complex histories, which cry out for further exploration. All of this has happened during my lifetime. All of it. I consider myself extremely fortunate to have lived during the first great Age of Exploration of the solar system. Here's a great video made before New Horizons encountered Pluto, which recaps the first encounters of all the planets. It's best viewed in HD on a big screen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aky9FFj4ybE My only quibble is that it should have included Russia's Luna 1 flyby of the Moon in 1959, which marked the true beginning of the exploration of the solar system beyond Earth. Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2015 01:17 PM (sdi6R) 283
Make sense?
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:05 PM (AkOaV) You forgot the best part: After sex, the male goes off somewhere and dies. Or you eat him Posted by: Secundus at July 19, 2015 01:17 PM (DboPO) 284
Well if it makes perfect sense, then I explained it wrong.
It's feminists we're talking about here. It should never really make sense Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:14 PM (AkOaV) ------ Top down system, where everything works if they just have the right leader. Oh, and the leader is a queen. Of course they love that shit. Posted by: Dave S. at July 19, 2015 01:17 PM (mhkbv) 285
Look, I'm not saying bees are being abducted and probed by Aliens, but, yeah, it's Aliens.
Posted by: eman at July 19, 2015 01:17 PM (MQEz6) 286
And "math for business majors" was, well...
I'll put it this way -- I'll never forget the second day of class (after syllabus day). "Today, class, we're going to cover prime numbers." Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:11 PM (AkOaV) --That's sad. Not a Top 25 B-school, I imagine. Both the B-schools I taught at required passing a rigorous stats class. Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:19 PM (2j42I) 287
--That's sad. Not a Top 25 B-school, I imagine. Both the B-schools I taught at required passing a rigorous stats class.
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:19 PM (2j42I) Er, no, not quite in the top 25. Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:21 PM (AkOaV) Posted by: apiary rape at July 19, 2015 01:22 PM (6qR/9) 289
Woohoo, Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus is on!
Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 01:23 PM (2XMpf) 290
285 Look, I'm not saying bees are being abducted and probed by Aliens, but, yeah, it's Aliens.
Posted by: eman at July 19, 2015 01:17 PM (MQEz6) Bees modeled their colonies after the starships of extraterrestrial visitors. Posted by: George Tsoukalos at July 19, 2015 01:24 PM (2j42I) 291
But it was an easy A.
We spent a few weeks going over the intricate workings of... the TI-83 calculator. Which was... funny. What else did we do? Oh, our one big assignment of the course was to bounce a ball and measure the height it got to each time. Then run some regression in the TI-83 and compare notes. I did it in between rounds of beer pong with the ping pong ball. ...At that about sums up my college experience. Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:24 PM (AkOaV) 292
The answer is hetero cis-normative mumble fuck. That's my go-to answer for all such stupidity these days.
Posted by: joncelli at July 19, 2015 01:24 PM (ENczY) 293
This whole thread gives me the hives
Posted by: Bee-zelbubb at July 19, 2015 01:24 PM (YJeFl) 294
Top down system, where everything works if they just have the right leader. Oh, and the leader is a queen. Of course they love that shit.
Posted by: Dave S. at July 19, 2015 01:17 PM (mhkbv) Yeah. Kindred spirits. Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:24 PM (AkOaV) 295
--Fuck what Tyson thinks, Pluto; you're a rock star!
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 12:48 PM (2j42I) Yay! I wuv you, wogprof! Posted by: Pluto, The Littlest Planet at July 19, 2015 01:24 PM (KUa85) 296
289 Woohoo, Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus is on!
Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 01:23 PM (2XMpf) --Where? SyFy? Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:25 PM (2j42I) 297
#281: I was quick to dismiss the whole idea, at first.
But I later found out that asexual isn't a single orientation. It's a spectrum. Sure, it includes some crazies like "tri-gendered robosexuals" or something like that, but here's something else it includes... "heteroromantic demisexuals". This means, people who are attracted to the opposite sex, but won't actually have sex with someone unless they're in a committed relationship. In other words, exactly the sort of people social conservatives should be supporting, and holding up as examples of how people should live in general. It's a shame that such people have to play lefty identity politics to avoid "prude-shaming" on the modern college campus, but the world is what it is. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 19, 2015 01:26 PM (wKc1L) 298
Maybe all socialists and other progressives have beehives there? That might help explain why they are always so grumpy and frizzy looking.
Posted by: goon at July 19, 2015 01:26 PM (gy5kE) 299
296
289 Woohoo, Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus is on! Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 01:23 PM (2XMpf) --Where? SyFy? Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:25 PM (2j42I) of course, where else? Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 01:26 PM (2XMpf) 300
What we call native honey bees are themselves European imports and not native. We have actual native bees on our lot. They live in holes in the ground and hollows in trees. Not a lot of honey to be gotten from them.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 19, 2015 01:28 PM (rwI+c) 301
Me oh my that teaching high school sure sounds easy. Y'all should try it sometime. Might get a rude awakening. Any job is easy if you don't care how well you do it and they let you stay doing it regardless. Posted by: Bee-zelbubb at July 19, 2015 01:29 PM (YJeFl) 302
of course, where else?
Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 01:26 PM (2XMpf) --Ah, educated guess. Is Sharknado 3 premiering tonight, or did I miss it? Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:29 PM (9KfYY) 303
Be careful how you read the twits!
Katie is not making this claim. She's informing of who is. Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 11:33 AM (B0X2V) Twitter's "syntax" such as it is, sucks donkey balls. Needs some sort of threading hierarchy. Also, I would like to see somebody set up a Web site that would automatically create "burner" Twitter accounts. Go to the site, log in, get a "burner" account, and go post "You, poor, stupid c*nt." as a response, to say, Jess X. Chen, and move on. Of course it will get deleted, but if enough people did this, eventually the be-c*nted might just get a clue. Or not. But it would be fun in any case. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2015 01:29 PM (t7Ude) Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 01:30 PM (2XMpf) 305
They live in holes in the ground and hollows in trees. Not a lot of honey to be gotten from them.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 19, 2015 01:28 PM (rwI+c) Good, more for me! Posted by: Winnie the Pooh at July 19, 2015 01:30 PM (2j42I) 306
Sukkot
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 01:31 PM (zOTsN) 307
>>Make sense?
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:05 PM (AkOaV) OMG - you're a woman, aren't you? It's like you're inside whatever X Chen'smind. Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 01:31 PM (NOIQH) 308
Looks like Dondi thinks Trump should be disqualified from the presidential race.
I wonder when the RNC email went out about trying to make sure Trump won't be on the debate stage on August 6th? I figure it took some time to put a team together and get everything organized. It probably started the day Trump started polling in first place. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 19, 2015 01:32 PM (oFCZn) 309
304 Sharknado 3 is on Wednesday.
It's a Sharknado Marathon starting at 5pm ET Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 01:30 PM (2XMpf) --That's good; I may catch most of it. I kinda liked the pilot of Impastor though. Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:33 PM (LPnn8) 310
"I pick things up and I put them down." Isn't that the dude from the Planet Fitness commercial?
Posted by: Spellcheck at July 19, 2015 01:34 PM (1mPbg) 311
The continent of Atlantis was an island
Which lay before the great flood In the area we now call the Atlantic Ocean. So great an area of land, That from her western shores Those beautiful worker bees journeyed To the South and the North Americas with ease, On their wings were painted signs. To the East Africa was a neighbour, Across a short strait of sea miles. The great Egyptian age is But a remnant of The Matriarchal Bee culture. The antediluvian bees colonised the world All the Gods who play in the mythological dramas In all legends from all lands were from far Atlantis. Knowing her fate, Atlantis sent out swarms to all corners of the Earth. On board were the Twelve: The bee, the bee, the other bee, another bee, The Queen and the other so-called Gods of our legends. Though Gods they were - And as the Patriarchy of our time chooses to remain blind Let us rejoice And let us buzz And wiggle dance and ring in the new Hail Atlantis! Way down below the ocean where I wanna be she may be, Way down below the ocean where I wanna be she may be, Way down below the ocean where I wanna be she may be. Way down below the ocean where I wanna be she may be, Way down below the ocean where I wanna be she may be. ... Posted by: Apis donovanus at July 19, 2015 01:34 PM (KUa85) 312
>>"heteroromantic demisexuals".
Um, they needed come up w/a special name for that? So, like, what used to be the norm is now some 11-syllable nonsense term? Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 01:34 PM (NOIQH) 313
That shark attack in Australia looks weird. If the fin is out of the water shdnt you be able to see the body just underneath?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 01:34 PM (iQIUe) 314
301 Just imagine 30 of the biggest jackass teenagers you know together in a room and you're held responsible for everything they do or don't do and learn or don't learn. And do that 5 times a day each with different students. Then there will be a test and we'll blame anything they didn't learn enough to mark correctly on a test on you. Posted by: Bee-zelbubb at July 19, 2015 01:35 PM (YJeFl) 315
What else did we do? Oh, our one big assignment of the course was to bounce a ball and measure the height it got to each time. Sounds like Trig and Functions. But I'm no mathemagician. Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 01:35 PM (B0X2V) 316
I am now officially addicted to "Say Yes to the Dress."
It's...fascinating. There's a girl who just described her perfect wedding dress as "classy pornstar." What's amazing is that she has a lot to choose from. Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 01:37 PM (NOIQH) 317
Posted by: Apis donovanus at July 19, 2015 01:34 PM (KUa85)
--That's some trippin' shit. Please tell me you made it up and it's not an actual song! Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:38 PM (2j42I) Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 19, 2015 01:39 PM (AmZ6K) 319
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 19, 2015 11:35 A
Yeah, except she said this in a speech. Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at July 19, 2015 01:40 PM (hhQEJ) Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 01:41 PM (2XMpf) 321
It's the dirty little secret of progressivism: Their chicks are ugly.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2015 11:50 AM (Zu3d9) Another dirty little secret about them: They mostly munch carpet to avoid looking at each other's faces. Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at July 19, 2015 01:41 PM (wKcQA) 322
Me oh my that teaching high school sure sounds easy.
Y'all should try it sometime. Might get a rude awakening. Any job is easy if you don't care how well you do it and they let you stay doing it regardless. Posted by: Bee-zelbubb at July 19, 2015 01:29 PM (YJeFl) On the contrary, it sounds like a nightmare. Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 01:42 PM (oKE6c) 323
#308: Yeah, I'm pretty sure the whole thing was orchestrated by the RNC.
They get McCain to come out and insult everyone who went to see Trump, including by implication the reconquista victims on stage with him. And, might I add, McCain's own constituents. They know Trump will fight back, and then they all make a big show of kissing McCain's ring and trying to shame Trump for refusing to do likewise. As if we should all bend the knee to that loser. I'll give them credit for a clever tactic. And, as I've said before, I fully expect Jeb to win the nomination. He's who the rulemakers want, and they have the whole process gamed out pretty extensively. I want Trump to end up running third-party. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 19, 2015 01:43 PM (wKc1L) 324
Posted by: Apis donovanus at July 19, 2015 01:34 PM (KUa85)
--That's some trippin' shit. Please tell me you made it up and it's not an actual song! Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:38 PM (2j42I) Enjoy! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AUEjzVQwKo Posted by: Apis donovanus at July 19, 2015 01:43 PM (KUa85) 325
#312: Yeah, like I said, it's a shame that kids who want to live a normal and admirable lifestyle have to resort to lefty identity politics to avoid "prude-shaming" on the modern college campus.
But, the world is what it is. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 19, 2015 01:45 PM (wKc1L) 326
320 lol this movie is hilariously bad
apparently, a giant shark can take out a destroyer Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 01:41 PM (2XMpf) --I agree. Not just giant, a *Mega* shark. Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:45 PM (2j42I) 327
Just imagine 30 of the biggest jackass teenagers you know together in a room and you're held responsible for everything they do or don't do and learn or don't learn.
------------------------------------------ Sounds like leading a focus group at Netroots Nation. Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2015 01:47 PM (fWLrt) 328
It's...fascinating. There's a girl who just described her perfect wedding dress as "classy pornstar." What's amazing is that she has a lot to choose from.
I'm watching that too. It's like watching a car wreck, you can't look away. Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2015 01:48 PM (zgVAw) 329
Enjoy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AUEjzVQwKo Posted by: Apis donovanus at July 19, 2015 01:43 PM (KUa85) --That was some seriously wacky weed he was on. Well, he did give Ione Skye to the world, so can't slam him too much. Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:49 PM (2j42I) 330
328 It's...fascinating. There's a girl who just described her perfect wedding dress as "classy pornstar." What's amazing is that she has a lot to choose from.
I'm watching that too. It's like watching a car wreck, you can't look away. Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2015 01:48 PM (zgVAw) The cultural pushback on this, when it comes - and it will - is going to be enormous. Recall that Victorian prudery was in reaction to Enlightenment era licentiousness. Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 01:49 PM (oKE6c) Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 19, 2015 01:50 PM (oKE6c) 332
So did the team who made this movie also make Sharknado?
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:51 PM (2j42I) 333
A classy pornstar has gold sparkles in her fake boob gel.
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:52 PM (2j42I) 334
Thankfully, little infidel was not a bridezilla last year.
I think the swing back will be epic. I just hope it doesn't go to far. Posted by: Infidel at July 19, 2015 01:53 PM (zgVAw) 335
According to formula, the two scientists making out should have been interrupted by a baby shark or something.
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:55 PM (2j42I) 336
Who knew shark pheromones glowed in the dark?
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:55 PM (2j42I) 337
Let's say Trump is excluded from the debates.
Trump organizes an internet simulcast of him answering questions and replying to candidate answers. Posted by: eman at July 19, 2015 01:56 PM (MQEz6) 338
--Have you ever seen the Israeli movie Ushpizim? It's a pretty good story and I knew almost nothing about the Festival of Booths until I watched it. Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 01:05 PM (2j42I) ======= No, I havent but will try to catch it now. You mean Sukkot? Yes, I've heard of it. There is some controversy b/c some people build them in parking spaces on city streets or take up sidewalks causing kids to walk in busy streets. After 9/11 I had to go to N. O. and it was a very sad time for me. I road around on the street cars and saw a number of these little houses that were quite pretty. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 01:57 PM (iQIUe) 339
Jumped down to answer. Apologies if already dun.
Worker bees are female so is the queen only drones are male, their colonies are threatened. Fact! Now you see, these bees are orange and black, orange and brown, mostly brown sometimes. Bees are female creatures of color, nobody much cares for having those stingy things around yet they're needed so they're pushed to the edges where they can keep to themselves and be tended without hurting anybody, they are marginalized, and their colonies are threatened, fact, and not sustainable. Bees and bee colonies are the exact same thing as people considered in separate groups, female, color, marginalized, and I mean EXACTLY the same thing. Cept differnt. Posted by: bour3 at July 19, 2015 01:57 PM (5x3+2) 340
The nice thing about the show is they have all sorts of gals - so for very "classy pornstar" they'll have a peroxide blond Teas gal who want to be a princess, or a woman in her 40's getting a dress for a recommitment ceremony. It is such chick bait!!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 01:58 PM (NOIQH) 341
But having endured the promos for other TLC shows while watching "Say Yes to the Dress" I can confidently say that TLC is the circus sideshow channel.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 02:01 PM (NOIQH) 342
imagine the other bodies we will see in the Kuiper belt. Its amazing. Thisngs literally never ever seen before except by God
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 02:01 PM (zOTsN) Posted by: Horatio Cain at July 19, 2015 02:01 PM (2j42I) 344
The Cosby deposition.
"Mr. Cosby said he gave her one and a half tablets of Benadryl to relieve stress, they kissed and had sexual contact." This is hardly the confession the MSM promoted. From Drudge. Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 19, 2015 02:01 PM (JKojf) 345
Way down below the ocean where I wanna be she may be,
Way down below the ocean where I wanna be she may be. ... Posted by: Apis donovanus at July 19, 2015 01:34 PM (KUa85) Woot! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2015 02:02 PM (t7Ude) 346
I probably won't get the platinum membership since I'm arriving so late but here's the explanation:
Bees are leftist. The Queen of the hive and s of mixed race-yellow and brown -so therefore Gaia is of mixed race and she's pissed!! Can I at least get a bronze membership? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2015 02:02 PM (OSs/l) 347
It means Jess X. has a mountain of student loan debt she will never be able to pay off due to being made virtually unemployable by her time as a student.
Posted by: hairless mule at July 19, 2015 02:02 PM (EqmTZ) 348
272--- Obama's Dept-of-Ed racialist policies are making an already bad situation even worse.
If any school disciplines a "disproportionate" number of blacks, they will get their federal funding cut. This means that white and Asian students are disciplined for teeny-tiny infractions and blacks get a pass on anything short of a violent felony. Living hell. The people I feel for the most are the minority of blacks in these neighborhoods who really DO want their kids to get an education. The whites and Asians can survive, albeit with difficulty. But the decent black kids are caught between idiotic government policy and the pressures of the "don't-act-white" thugs. They are screwed. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 19, 2015 02:03 PM (cN9Sk) 349
The guy said, "Yes, they are the most beautiful women in the world....unfortunately they are also the meanest."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2015 01:10 PM (Zu3d9) =========== So far they are equally mean to each other though the women are meaner than the men. By mean I mean game playing and dumping people for no discernable reason. Then again, this is just a TV show. But the body language of the women is weird. It's so like "get away from me" I realize there are all sorts of taboos about touching but still if there is a couple of feet between you, why cower in the opposite direction? Also, if you are divorced but sleep with your ex, you are considered married and have to go thru another divorce. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 02:03 PM (iQIUe) 350
Let's be honest: That new Pixels movie looks basically like Megashark vs. Giant Octopus only with more famous actors and video games.
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 02:03 PM (2j42I) 351
so you are telling me someone in the entertainment industry was pursued by young ambitious women, they took drugs and drank and then had sex the duece you say Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 02:04 PM (zOTsN) 352
apparently, a giant shark can take out a destroyer
Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 01:41 PM (2XMpf) That's nothing. A giant shart took out my drawers. Posted by: Al Roker at July 19, 2015 02:05 PM (t7Ude) Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 02:06 PM (zOTsN) 354
I used to know a guy who's answer to every question about where something was located at was " If they was up yo ass you'd know"
Sounds like he had major anger issues. I'm not endorsing acts of violence, mind you, but I hope after enough of that someone punched him in the nose. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2015 02:06 PM (OSs/l) 355
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 02:06 PM (zOTsN)
Thank you; I'd make more money but i'm sure all the tenure track positions are already taken, and I'm not going to be droning on as an underpaid adjunct professor. ;^) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2015 02:09 PM (OSs/l) 356
If somebody drowns in yr pool, do you empty it out or just throw in more chemicals?
#WhatWouldDemiDo? Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 02:10 PM (iQIUe) 357
NYT has declared the Chattanooga shooter was NOT motivated by jihad
but was a depressed aimless drifter who could not find work its our fault because we are islamaphobes ignore his father, his uncles, his tweets and for goodness ake dont release his manifesto. Im sure he has one Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 02:10 PM (zOTsN) 358
342 imagine the other bodies we will see in the Kuiper belt. Its amazing. Thisngs literally never ever seen before except by God
Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 02:01 PM (zOTsN) New Horizons is expected to encounter another KBO on its way out. There are two potential candidates near its current track, and they will have to pick one and use the spacecraft's thrusters to alter its path slightly. I don't know how far away they are; presumably it will take a few more years to get there. Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2015 02:11 PM (sdi6R) 359
Worst CGI shark ever.
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 02:13 PM (2j42I) 360
Classy PornStar? Doesnt do swirlies?? Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 02:13 PM (iQIUe) 361
>>NYT has declared the Chattanooga shooter was NOT motivated by jihad
And how much do you want to bet the WH is applying pressure to push this narrative? Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 02:14 PM (NOIQH) 362
Jenn's text means Brett Farve and Anthony Weiner should post more pic twits of their junk.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at July 19, 2015 02:15 PM (/HC6x) 363
There are two large objects slightly above the plane of the Upton belt. It's true, I've seen pictures.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2015 02:15 PM (t7Ude) 364
>>Classy PornStar? Doesnt do swirlies??
Oh, they have all sorts of wedding dresses w/sheer panels - there are some that are essentially a lace corset w/a skirt, where all but the bra portion of the corset is unlined. Think: Madonna performing "Like a Virgin" Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 02:17 PM (NOIQH) 365
If somebody drowns in yr pool, do you empty it out or just throw in more chemicals?
#WhatWouldDemiDo? Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 02:10 PM (iQIUe) Make soup. Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at July 19, 2015 02:18 PM (KUa85) 366
I assume these are not church weddings or conducted by a real minister.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 02:18 PM (iQIUe) 367
The WH can push anything they want and will do so. I really imagine that the average "normal" person who is not leftist knows what the shooter was motivated by. His father was on the terror watch list, his blog posts mention Islam and Muslims knowing exactly what Allah demands. In fact, i know people who are leftist and Obama voters. They're pretty convinced he was a jihadist. At this point if people aren't asking, "Whose side is the media (and by inference Obama himself) is one more of these incidences and the reactions will cause them to ask that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2015 02:19 PM (OSs/l) 368
A minister has no way of knowing what a bride will wear until she show3s up unless it's stipulated in church policy that outfits must be tasteful.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2015 02:21 PM (OSs/l) 369
'Sounds like he had major anger issues'
Fen it was always said in a joking way. Kinda funny sometimes. The guy was a nut, ex-navy, and fun to be around. Taught me the meaning of " gradue". Posted by: freaked at July 19, 2015 02:21 PM (BO/km) 370
364 >>Classy PornStar? Doesnt do swirlies??
Oh, they have all sorts of wedding dresses w/sheer panels - there are some that are essentially a lace corset w/a skirt, where all but the bra portion of the corset is unlined. Think: Madonna performing "Like a Virgin" Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 02:17 PM (NOIQH) I wonder what she made her bridesmaids wear if she was going for "classy porn star." Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2015 02:21 PM (zt+N6) 371
Speaking of Comrade Favre, I see he got into a bit of trouble for not applauding Comrade Jenner heartily enough. The Thought Police were not pleased.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 19, 2015 02:21 PM (cN9Sk) 372
I leaned from Jupiter ascending that bees don't lie. They also recognize royalty.
So now you know. Posted by: Lea at July 19, 2015 02:22 PM (4N+bg) 373
Bee meat is tough and kind of tangy.
Posted by: Barry Soetero at July 19, 2015 02:22 PM (2j42I) 374
Wow it's just awful.
So a destroyer sitting in the middle of San Francisco Bay is firing surface guns to try to kill a mega shark underwater. The shark of course gets pissed off, takes out the destroyer and eats the Golden Gate bridge. Who writes this dreck and who actually pays money to produce it? Wow. Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 02:22 PM (2XMpf) 375
I wonder what she made her bridesmaids wear if she was going for "classy porn star."
Edible thongs. Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2015 02:23 PM (ATv6t) 376
I agree that it's not sustainable, but since when as anal sex been called colonizing?
Posted by: Chicago Vota at July 19, 2015 02:23 PM (N4yjS) 377
I mean you would walk in the shop and say "Where's the van?" and you knew what was coming next.
Posted by: freaked at July 19, 2015 02:24 PM (BO/km) 378
Posted by: freaked at July 19, 2015 02:21 PM (BO/km)
That's good; I'd probably laugh too-a couple of times and then I'd find it annoying. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2015 02:24 PM (OSs/l) 379
What is so disturbing is that Ash Carter's response is to tell recruiters not to wear their uniforms - as if wearing a uniform was provocative, or cowering instead of arming up is advisable.
And at WZ there's another story about how the Pentagon had lifted restrictions on wearing uniforms to outside events, so there are now military folks proudly wearing their uniforms while marching in Pride parades. Got that? Uniform while recruiting: provocative Uniform while expressing "pride": okey-dokey Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 02:24 PM (NOIQH) 380
368 A minister has no way of knowing what a bride will wear until she show3s up unless it's stipulated in church policy that outfits must be tasteful.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2015 02:21 PM (OSs/l) ------------- And these days I would think that it would NEED to be stipulated and that the word "tasteful" would have to be clearly defined! Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 19, 2015 02:25 PM (cN9Sk) 381
Going from what I saw on twitter this AM, that poem wasn't the only goofy thing out of Netroots Nation.
Apparently Martin O'Malley got shouted down by the #blacklivesmatter folks, and then made the fatal mistake of saying alllivesmatter. My vague impression is that blacklivesmatter is this year's Occupoopers, and they seem to be trying to take over the Nutroots. Posted by: stace at July 19, 2015 02:25 PM (CoX6k) 382
Yeah, nowadays "tasteful" means "covers all the tattoos" but not much more than that
Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 02:26 PM (2XMpf) 383
367 The WH can push anything they want and will do so. I really imagine that the average "normal" person who is not leftist knows what the shooter was motivated by. His father was on the terror watch list, his blog posts mention Islam and Muslims knowing exactly what Allah demands. In fact, i know people who are leftist and Obama voters. They're pretty convinced he was a jihadist. At this point if people aren't asking, "Whose side is the media (and by inference Obama himself) is one more of these incidences and the reactions will cause them to ask that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2015 02:19 PM (OSs/l) Maybe they'd have some credibility if they didn't try to dismiss every Islamic terrorist as not being inspired by Islam. Hell they try to claim that ISIS isn't Islamic! They tried to label Hassan as workplace violence. And I'm want to say that they made every effort possible to claim that the Boston bombers weren't inspired by Islam either. Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2015 02:26 PM (zt+N6) 384
357 NYT has declared the Chattanooga shooter was NOT motivated by jihad
but was a depressed aimless drifter who could not find work Posted by: ThunderB at July 19, 2015 02:10 PM (zOTsN) It is indeed disturbing that so many of our so-called "leaders" insist on willfully denying the reality that most of us can see plainly with out own eyes and ears. It doesn't bode well for our future. Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2015 02:26 PM (sdi6R) 385
379 --- Put a fork in it. We're done.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 19, 2015 02:27 PM (cN9Sk) 386
I'm kinda old fashioned in that it's contradictory and illogical for a woman to host a ceremony wherein she's declaring herself to be with one man for the rest of her life while wearing a dress that says, "Check me out, boys!" It took a lot of searching for my wife to find a wedding dress that was not strapless.
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 02:27 PM (2j42I) 387
>>I wonder what she made her bridesmaids wear if she was going for "classy porn star."
I think the point is to have the guests not even notice the bridesmaids. So, maybe turtleneck polyester gowns? Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 02:28 PM (NOIQH) 388
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 19, 2015 02:25 PM (cN9Sk)
Probably nowadays-yes. Thankfully in all the weddings I've officiated at the Bride wore something tasteful. It might have been a gown off the shoulders but it didn't look like a porn star or Madonnas "like a virgin" outfit Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2015 02:28 PM (OSs/l) 389
374 Wow it's just awful.
So a destroyer sitting in the middle of San Francisco Bay is firing surface guns to try to kill a mega shark underwater. The shark of course gets pissed off, takes out the destroyer and eats the Golden Gate bridge. Who writes this dreck and who actually pays money to produce it? Wow. Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 02:22 PM (2XMpf) Says the guy sitting around on a Sunday afternoon watching it. Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2015 02:28 PM (zt+N6) 390
145 ThunderB ,
If you are still here. What a thoughtful piece. Except bees aren't animals, they're bugs. You can't hug bugs. Posted by: JohnnyBoy at July 19, 2015 02:29 PM (KG0mU) 391
Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2015 02:26 PM (zt+N6
I agree; It's ludicrous. No wonder people have no faith in the credibility of the media. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2015 02:30 PM (OSs/l) 392
Edible thongs.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2015 02:23 PM (ATv6t) --- I like 'em right out of the box. Posted by: Rosie at July 19, 2015 02:30 PM (jR7Wy) 393
Says the guy sitting around on a Sunday afternoon watching it. Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2015 02:28 PM (zt+N6) touche' Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 02:30 PM (2XMpf) 394
I acted alone (chuckles).
Posted by: Zombie Lee Harvey Oswald at July 19, 2015 02:31 PM (Gcu5R) 395
It's like with the Rigby murder in London. He was wearing a wounded warrier tshirt and reporting back to his base when the assholes ran him over and cut his head off. Brit military were then told not to wear uniforms on the street. smh
The assholes who did this to him also when on the jihadi vacation tour. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 02:32 PM (iQIUe) 396
I think we were treated to an article by the husband of the "classy porn star" wedding dress girl last night.
Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2015 02:32 PM (zt+N6) 397
Every year I look forward to Labor Day when the local diremen are out at the intersections collecting money for Labor Day. Because...Firemen.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at July 19, 2015 02:32 PM (WlQGZ) 398
Who writes this dreck and who actually pays money to produce it? Wow.
Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 02:22 PM (2XMpf) --There's a whole genre of "So bad it's good" movies that strive to out-do each other on the bad part. If you ever watched USA Up All Night back in the day you'd see a lot of them. And hell, movies like these don't require much budget-wise, so even a cult level of viewership will turn a profit. Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 02:32 PM (2j42I) 399
>>Thankfully in all the weddings I've officiated at the Bride wore something tasteful.
That's reassuring to hear! It's a tv show, so it's not surprising that maybe half the brides say they want to look sexy. It's just fascinating to see what's currently available. You can tell that some of the mom's are perplexed with the trends. Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 02:33 PM (NOIQH) Posted by: Michael Sonmore at July 19, 2015 02:33 PM (Z7G74) 401
--There's a whole genre of "So bad it's good" movies that strive to out-do each other on the bad part. If you ever watched USA Up All Night back in the day you'd see a lot of them. And hell, movies like these don't require much budget-wise, so even a cult level of viewership will turn a profit.
Any animal vs. animal movie on sci-fy. Mega-shark vs. Mega-Crock Mega-Shark vs. Mecha Skark Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2015 02:35 PM (ATv6t) 402
Back to the Future Marathon on AMC it seems. 2 is on now. Followed by 3. I'm guess 1 was on before but it is also reairing after 3 tonight.
Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2015 02:35 PM (zt+N6) 403
NO BLUEBELL, NO PEACE!!!11!!!11!!!
Posted by: lindafell de Spair at July 19, 2015 02:35 PM (xVgrA) 404
I'm still looking forward to AlienTampon. The trailer looks great.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 02:36 PM (iQIUe) 405
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Who writes this dreck and who actually pays money to produce it? Wow. Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 02:22 PM (2XMpf) I'm not watching it, but it sounds like a parody of 1970s-era shark movies and disaster movies. I don't think it's meant to be taken seriously. Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2015 02:36 PM (sdi6R) 406
Back to the Future Marathon on AMC it seems. 2 is on now. Followed by 3. I'm guess 1 was on before
It was. Came on right after National Lampoon's Vacation. Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2015 02:36 PM (ATv6t) 407
Any animal vs. animal movie on sci-fy. Mega-shark vs. Mega-Crock Mega-Shark vs. Mecha Skark Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2015 02:35 PM (ATv6t) --The Modern Family episode where Phil and Claire go on a date to see Sharktopus is hilarious. Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 02:37 PM (2j42I) Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2015 02:37 PM (ATv6t) 409
I'm still looking forward to AlienTampon. The trailer looks great.
--- The critics really ragged on it. Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 19, 2015 02:39 PM (jR7Wy) 410
Now actual footage from nature of a megalodon fighting a giant octopus, or of a giant squid tussling with a sperm whale? That would be awesome.
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 02:39 PM (2j42I) 411
There was an awful movie in the 50s or 60s about Crocodile men. They had croc heads and wore work shirts and pants, I shite you not. They wd come into your yard and knock on your door and when you opened it - chomp!
It scared the hell out of his kids who only saw the trailers b/c the movie was too scary to see. But we re - enacted it when we played. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 02:40 PM (iQIUe) 412
Also in the So bad it's good (for some) category: shows about Sasquatch hunters and ancient aliens.
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 02:40 PM (2j42I) 413
Loose Shit Incoherent Babble? Maybe Not.
"Marginalized communities are not sustainable" Of course not, that is why they are rotting away no matter how much money you throw into them. "People of color are not sustainable" They seem quite capable of reproduction at rates higher than people of pallor, so I guess she means not the people themselves, but their culture is not sustainable. "Colonizing women are not sustainable" Not aware of any attempt to send women off on their own to colonize, so I suspect she is right in that they would not be able to establish a colony on their own. What this has to to do with bees, no idea. Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 19, 2015 02:41 PM (NaeCR) Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 02:42 PM (iQIUe) 415
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Now actual footage from nature of a megalodon fighting a giant octopus, or of a giant squid tussling with a sperm whale? That would be awesome. xxx "Dramatically imagined actual footage." We're on it. "Giant Squid v. Mutant Sperm Whale" /is Tara Reid available? Posted by: The Writers at the SYFY Channel at July 19, 2015 02:43 PM (9KToF) 416
See this classic scene from "Jaws 2" where the shark takes down a helicopter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfaBTM2OnTw Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2015 02:43 PM (sdi6R) 417
Seriously, she drops her purse and a tampon rolls out and touches some alien goo. When she inserts it she goes all Alien like.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 02:43 PM (iQIUe) 418
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There was an awful movie in the 50s or 60s about Crocodile men. They had croc heads and wore work shirts and pants, I shite you not. They wd come into your yard and knock on your door and when you opened it - chomp! xx We like it. Thanks! Posted by: The Writers at the SYFY Channel at July 19, 2015 02:44 PM (9KToF) 419
>>What this has to to do with bees, no idea.
Because you're not thinking like a feminist! See: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:05 PM It's probably pretty close to what X Chen was thinking --- yikes! Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 02:45 PM (NOIQH) 420
New lows, even for CNN:
Authorities in the U.S. and abroad are working to figure out what might have motivated the 24-year-old to shoot up a recruiting center in a strip mall in Chattanooga and then drive to a Navy operations support center about 7 miles away and stage another attack. He died in a gunfight with law enforcement. [...] Jordanian sources said he was able to freely travel to and from Jordan and had no known record of criminality or anything in his background that would suggest he was radicalized in his Islamic faith. -- http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/19/us/tennessee-naval-reserve-shooting/ Posted by: 0302 at July 19, 2015 02:45 PM (hQ5Ek) 421
It's a tv show, so it's not surprising that maybe
half the brides say they want to look sexy. It's just fascinating to see what's currently available. You can tell that some of the mom's are perplexed with the trends. Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 02:33 PM "She's getting married. She's already snagged a man. Why does she need to look like a wh*re?" Posted by: Bridal Moms Everywhere at July 19, 2015 02:46 PM (9KToF) 422
Seriously, she drops her purse and a tampon rolls out and touches some alien goo. When she inserts it she goes all Alien like.
Happens monthly without touching goo. Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2015 02:46 PM (ATv6t) 423
It is about feelings...and exploitation...and feelings....and Social Justice....and, most of all, it is about
feelings. Posted by: kasper in Cartagena des Indies at July 19, 2015 02:46 PM (sUaDM) Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 02:47 PM (2j42I) Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at July 19, 2015 02:47 PM (9KToF) Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 02:48 PM (iQIUe) 427
Sorta So Bad it's Good:
DirecTV ads. Bad (Hannah's talking horse) and Good (Hannah) Good (Goat) -Jihadi John Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2015 02:49 PM (ATv6t) 428
I'm getting sick of these stupid Nissan Sentra ads with "Wrecking Ball."
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 02:49 PM (2j42I) 429
422 Seriously, she drops her purse and a tampon rolls out and touches some alien goo. When she inserts it she goes all Alien like.
Happens monthly without touching goo. Posted by: rickb223 ------------------------------- Har, har...you so witty/s/ Posted by: lindafell de Spair at July 19, 2015 02:50 PM (xVgrA) 430
374 Wow it's just awful.
So a destroyer sitting in the middle of San Francisco Bay is firing surface guns to try to kill a mega shark underwater. The shark of course gets pissed off, takes out the destroyer and eats the Golden Gate bridge. Who writes this dreck and who actually pays money to produce it? Wow. Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 02:22 PM (2XMpf) Huh? Posted by: Asylum Films Sitting on A Pile of Money SyFy Channel Gave Us at July 19, 2015 02:50 PM (Z7G74) 431
Wait, it was Croctopus that the Dunphys saw.
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 02:50 PM (2j42I) 432
Best Worst Alien Costume On a Shoestring is still the alien Ro-Man from "Robot Monster" -- guy in a gorilla suit with an old diving helmet and antennae.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at July 19, 2015 02:51 PM (jR7Wy) 433
A list of every shitty horror/scifi film from the 50s:
https://goo.gl/xakDHq The Mole People is another one that scard the shit out of me. Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 02:52 PM (iQIUe) 434
Because you're not thinking like a feminist!
See: mynewhandle at July 19, 2015 01:05 PM It's probably pretty close to what X Chen was thinking --- yikes! Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 02:45 PM (NOIQH) So, poorly managed inner city shiite-holes are unsustainable because the lady bee spirit critters are PO'd rather then the unsustainable economic of their political leaders? Baltimare falsifies that bizarre theory. Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 19, 2015 02:52 PM (NaeCR) 435
426 Ah, It was called the Alligator People (1959) and it is on Youtube:
https://goo.gl/oEegdC Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 19, 2015 02:48 PM (iQIUe) So were they accurate? Did they use Alligator heads? Or did they incorrectly use Crocodile heads? Shit like that can just ruin a movie you know. Posted by: buzzion at July 19, 2015 02:52 PM (zt+N6) 436
>>"She's getting married. She's already snagged a man. Why does she need to look like a wh*re?"
The best response so far, from the bride's gay best friend: "Why are you so naked?!" Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 02:53 PM (NOIQH) 437
Har, har...you so witty/s/
Posted by: lindafell de Spair Sorry ma'am. That curve ball was just sitting there hanging...... Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2015 02:54 PM (ATv6t) 438
Huh?
Posted by: Asylum Films Sitting on A Pile of Money SyFy Channel Gave Us at July 19, 2015 02:50 PM (Z7G74) --Did Asylum make both this movie and SHarknado? Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 02:55 PM (2j42I) 439
The best response so far, from the bride's gay best friend: "Why are you so naked?!"
Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 02:53 PM (NOIQH) And the "dress" probably cost upwards of 20 grand. Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2015 02:56 PM (TEpA2) 440
The Japanese scientist talks like Sulu.
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 02:57 PM (2j42I) 441
408 I'm still looking forward to AlienTampon. The trailer looks great.
Kinda stringy. Posted by: rickb223 at July 19, 2015 02:37 PM (ATv6t) Pass. Not a big fan of bloody movies. Posted by: Paolo, The HQ Bull at July 19, 2015 02:58 PM (Z7G74) 442
Next: Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf!
Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 02:58 PM (2XMpf) Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 02:59 PM (2j42I) 444
And now Dinoshark is on. I need more vodka!
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 03:00 PM (2j42I) 445
New thread
Posted by: Vendette at July 19, 2015 03:02 PM (TEpA2) 446
--Did Asylum make both this movie and SHarknado?
Posted by: logprof at July 19, 2015 02:55 PM (2j42I) Not sure, but Asylum makes a bunch of movies and now Z Nation for Syfy. They also make a bunch for NetFlix. Sound like some smart guys. Get a cheesy premise, get some well known but past sell by date actors/singers, bad special effects, film it and sell to SyFy and Netflix knowing that they just need to get people like me that schlock movies to tune in. 3M viewers puts them in high cotton. Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scampar, aka MrCaniac at July 19, 2015 03:06 PM (Z7G74) 447
>>I'm still looking forward to AlienTampon. The trailer looks great.
Sure it's not just a bad case of PMS? Posted by: Lizzy at July 19, 2015 03:06 PM (NOIQH) 448
442 Next: Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf!
Posted by: chemjeff at July 19, 2015 02:58 PM (2XMpf) SOLD!!! Send us the script and we'll send you a free DQ Blizzard coupon! Posted by: SyFy Channel CEO at July 19, 2015 03:31 PM (Z7G74) 449
The death of the bees is a sign that colonizing women, people of color, marginalized communities is not sustainable, says Jess X. Chen #NN15
The rest of her tweets are worthy belittlement. https://twitter.com/ThePoliticalHat Posted by: The Political Hat at July 19, 2015 03:48 PM (7YlUk) 450
The death of the bees is a sign that feminism, people of color in the white house,
and marginalized communities impacted by the Euro is not sustainable. Maybe. Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at July 19, 2015 05:18 PM (yTnTP) 451
"Slate: The Chattanooga Killings Aren't Terrorism - William Saletan"
Slate, predictably wrong on everything since forever. Posted by: Keep Calm Cruz On at July 19, 2015 05:20 PM (yTnTP) 452
As impressed as I am with the off duty fire fighter taking the guy down. I am equally impressed with how well the police comported themselves in taking the man into custody.
It is in complete opposition to how I have encountered police on the wrong side of the law (speeding). When I was pulled over for speeding, the single cop held me at gunpoint on the ground for over half an hour while 5 additional cop cars, carrying two police officers each arrived all pointing guns at me face down on the ground. Only then did one of them lower their gun and come over and cuff me. All for simply speeding at 20 mph over the speed limit. Posted by: astonerii at July 19, 2015 05:21 PM (o/DjS) 453
Ahhhhrrrtttt, I reckon. http://jessxchen.com/FUNERAL
Posted by: Spice at July 19, 2015 06:46 PM (8PqRA) 454
@452 astonerii
My father retired after a career in law enforcement and I was a MP in the army ages ago. Even I fear getting pulled over by the BOYS in blue these days. Insecure little fucks. Posted by: Distant Observer at July 19, 2015 07:33 PM (8JqOa) 455
It means the magic brownies were loaded with hyperventalicious.
Posted by: Robert17 at July 19, 2015 10:16 PM (19WHj) 456
I think she is saying that bees die for the profit motive, because they are being taken from their home hives and trucked all over the country to pollinize fields. And that motive is at work when people of color and women are being utilized (colonized). Not to say I agree.
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