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Overnight Open Thread (17 Jul 2015)
This Day In History
Boyd had pioneered the theory of energy-maneuverability, and knew that Air Force leaders were trying to turn the new F-X into a flying turkey, akin to the F-111. According to Robert Corham's "Boyd: The Fighter Pilot Who Changed the Art of War," Boyd personally flew from Washington, D.C., to Wright-Patterson Air Force Base in Ohio, threw his wallet across a crowded conference table, and told a group of colonels, "You fuckers are lying," referring to the performance capabilities of the new fighter jet. Boyd's ideas, and boldness, helped turn the F-X into a dogfighter with plenty of power and great maneuverability. The F-X became the Air Force's F-15 Eagle, one of the most successful fighter aircraft in history.Boston Strong?
Even if the belt of ammo was a belt of live ammo, you know what's missing from this story? A gun. Where's the M-60 machine gun that would be required to actually make the ammo go "bang?" According to THIS, "the passengers were in a panic, fearing that the suspect was about to pull out a weapon." Where, exactly, did these brave Bostonian geniuses think he was going to pull out a 30-pound, four-foot-long machine gun from?State Zero This is actually a pretty good post apocalyptic short film.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: FUBAR at July 17, 2015 10:03 PM (AIa9g)
Posted by: CDR M at July 17, 2015 10:05 PM (TWXpK)
Planned Parenthood, which was founded by genocidal eugenicist Margaret Sanger to eliminate inferior races and ethnicities, doesn't just offer abortions for s**ts & giggles, but actually sells aborted baby parts.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9520
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 17, 2015 10:05 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 17, 2015 10:06 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 17, 2015 10:07 PM (KCxzN)
Hell of a feat he pulled off. Liked the part about using a screwdriver to poke a hole in the floorboards to get the gas to drain out.
Posted by: CDR M at July 17, 2015 10:08 PM (TWXpK)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 17, 2015 10:08 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Transfat Albert at July 17, 2015 10:09 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Chinless Holder at July 17, 2015 10:09 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2015 10:09 PM (1S9oZ)
the Terrorist in Chattanooga was a Paelstinian
he was born in Kuwait but he was a Palestinian
his father beat and raped his mother and said he was going to get a seond wife when they went back to "Palestine"
the father donated to terrorist organizations. he was on a watch list
mother divorced him in 2009
daddy was made a "Special Policeman" to the Chattanooga PD in 2012
this murdering asshole was not radicalized online
he was radicalized AT HOME
where is the father
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 10:10 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 10:12 PM (MQEz6)
If anyone knows about being a little thing, it's that demented dwarf
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 10:12 PM (DiZBp)
Speaking of handshakes, does anybody miss the sound of a fax signal handshake? I'm watching "Halt and Catch Fire" and I got all nostalgic.
I also miss the smell of head cleaning fluid and the smacksmacksmack of a tape reel coming undone.
I like button mashing and knob twirling.
I pine for analog.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Freak Flag Flyin' at July 17, 2015 10:12 PM (jR7Wy)
he was radicalized AT HOME
where is the father
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 10:10 PM (zOTsN)
MFM: But we still have no clue as to what the little angel's motive was.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 10:13 PM (DiZBp)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 17, 2015 10:13 PM (z+4T3)
I actually have one of these at work. I end up splitting my time about 50/50, and find it nice to be able to stand up and move around a little while still
Posted by: Country Singer at July 17, 2015 10:13 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 10:14 PM (zOTsN)
The sound of a dot-matrix printer.
A rotary-dial phone.
The "clunk-clunk" of a floppy disk drive.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2015 10:14 PM (egLDQ)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 10:16 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 17, 2015 10:16 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 17, 2015 10:18 PM (7RXcs)
Posted by: Adriane the History Critic ... at July 17, 2015 10:18 PM (qOsoH)
Posted by: Jean at July 17, 2015 10:18 PM (ztOda)
I'm working on a blue martini glass containing whipped cream flavored vodka.
Go ahead, H8 on it!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Freak Flag Flyin' at July 17, 2015 10:19 PM (jR7Wy)
with that cool damp feel and the purplish ink
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 10:14 PM (zOTsN)
****
I also feel like I was born at least a generation too late (inferring), and I work in Tech. A job selling punchcards sounds prety good right now.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 17, 2015 10:19 PM (2z4UX)
Posted by: CDR M at July 17, 2015 10:20 PM (TWXpK)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 10:16 PM (zOTsN)
Funny how the MFM knew exactly the motives of Dylan Roof and began their rampage against the CBF but they are Sgt. Schultz when it comes to this killer
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 10:20 PM (DiZBp)
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2015 10:09 PM (1S9oZ)
I don't know about that, but his own teammates tried to tackle him before he crossed the opponents' goal line.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 17, 2015 10:22 PM (+jijM)
Rile the Snake at your own risk. His majesty is challenged by a rogue reporter, who is appropriately scolded and scorched.
http://bit.ly/rile-the-snake
Posted by: mindful webworker - film at eleventy at July 17, 2015 10:22 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 17, 2015 10:22 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: DC in River City at July 17, 2015 10:22 PM (e+1S5)
I'm working on a blue martini glass containing whipped cream flavored vodka.
Go ahead, H8 on it!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Freak Flag Flyin' at July 17, 2015 10:19 PM (jR7Wy)
***
Boring here. Just Miller Lite Talls.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 17, 2015 10:22 PM (2z4UX)
Also, the late-night public service message that started with "Attention, Aliens!"
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 10:22 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: mpfs, Questioning My Sanity at July 17, 2015 10:23 PM (qS/WC)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 17, 2015 10:19 PM (2z4UX)
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One of my jobs as an E-4 was dropping off punchcards for the office time cards! Probably the last use for them. And not everyone had desktops so I had to collect reams of paper printouts. Also had to shovel coal to run the Crays.
You kids don't know how lucky you have it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Freak Flag Flyin' at July 17, 2015 10:23 PM (jR7Wy)
My first two jobs were on card machines. An IBM Sys3 and a Sperry Univac. I worked with guys who started on 1401 tabulators. My lawn, you may all depart it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 17, 2015 10:23 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: not a Raiders fan at July 17, 2015 10:23 PM (qkwfw)
Posted by: PaleRider at July 17, 2015 10:23 PM (dkExz)
Heck, no. I'll throw in some orange soda. Tastes like a dreamsicle. I like to put vanilla vodka in coke and pour a little cherry juice in it. If you use Sonic ice, it's just like a cherry vanilla coke from there.
Posted by: no good deed at July 17, 2015 10:24 PM (GgxVX)
how that guy gets a job working with the PD
how the actual fuckity fuck does that work
and junior worked in a Ohio nuke plant
thats right boys and girls
he interned at a nuke plant
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 10:24 PM (zOTsN)
I also miss the smell of head cleaning fluid and the smacksmacksmack of a tape reel coming undone.
Mimeograph fumes, especially from the first pages of the run... esters, baby, esters!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 17, 2015 10:24 PM (VLTL9)
Just finishing a bottle of wine that we had with dinner (chimichurri skirt steak with brussel sprouts and taters, yum)
Up next is a couple of tequila shots while I decide what to drink.
Posted by: DC in River City at July 17, 2015 10:25 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 17, 2015 10:25 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Freak Flag Flyin' at July 17, 2015 10:25 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Grump928(C) is no fun at all at July 17, 2015 10:26 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: CDR M at July 17, 2015 10:20 PM (TWXpK)
***
5.25" real "floppy drives grinding.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 17, 2015 10:26 PM (2z4UX)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 10:26 PM (kmtse)
thats right boys and girls
he interned at a nuke plant
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 10:24 PM (zOTsN)
Radio today said he was initially hired but never worked there. Failed the background check.
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 10:27 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Beth M at July 17, 2015 10:27 PM (kiy9d)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 17, 2015 10:27 PM (vj/NV)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 10:27 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 17, 2015 10:27 PM (+jijM)
REVEALED: Caitlyn Jenner's reps 'demanded ESPYs award in exchange for PR plugs and Diane Sawyer interview'
http://tinyurl.com/omc7bps
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 17, 2015 10:28 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 17, 2015 10:28 PM (zauWW)
Posted by: Beth M at July 17, 2015 10:27 PM (kiy9d)
It started with Clinton and that is why he did it.
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 10:29 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 10:26 PM (kmtse)
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The tears of weaklings and fools?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Freak Flag Flyin' at July 17, 2015 10:29 PM (jR7Wy)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pek9sbm
Muhammad Youssef Abdulazeez was conditionally hired as an engineer at the Perry Nuclear Power Plant and spent 10 days there before he was let go, FirstEnergy Corp. spokesman Todd Schneider said. Abdulazeez didn't pass the screening process in May 2013 and "did not meet minimum requirements for ongoing employment," Schneider said.
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 10:30 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 10:31 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Beth M at July 17, 2015 10:27 PM (kiy9d)
That is the traditional reason for disarming one's own soldiers at home.
Posted by: @votermom at July 17, 2015 10:31 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: DC in River City at July 17, 2015 10:25 PM (e+1S5)
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Where's Cochran? My whipped cream vodka will make him fling himself off the highest parapet.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Freak Flag Flyin' at July 17, 2015 10:31 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 10:31 PM (kmtse)
This is like Roadhouse - I almost can't not watch it...
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2015 10:32 PM (vdTWa)
Posted by: Bitblt at July 17, 2015 10:32 PM (XDEFW)
The bins from card punching machines with their gazillions of cardstock chads. Empty the contents into a bag, take it back to the dorm, pour it out on the floor outside someone's door and then blow the little bits into their room with a blow dryer.
Looked like an invading cloud of gnats on the receiving end of the prank.
Good times! Especially because the li'l suckers acquire a static charge in the process, so cleanup becomes a super bitch.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 17, 2015 10:32 PM (VLTL9)
Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2015 10:33 PM (btTLZ)
Tech sounds: earlier this week, I had cause to look for an old project on a Zip disk. That's a whir that brings back memories, too.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 17, 2015 10:33 PM (iuQS7)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2015 10:33 PM (iQIUe)
Enjoying some wine, Malbec. Only because the liquor store was out of Garnacha, which we buy by the box. Sure do wish we had the Garnacha. I like it lots better.
Posted by: Comrade Moron April at July 17, 2015 10:33 PM (79ZSg)
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 10:34 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 10:34 PM (zt+N6)
$82,000,000,000
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 17, 2015 10:13 PM (z+4T3)<<<
Three quarters of that is to replace all those darned hard drives that just keep failing.
Posted by: the alien (space kind) that runs IRS at July 17, 2015 10:35 PM (t2xH3)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2015 10:35 PM (iQIUe)
how that guy gets a job working with the PD
how the actual fuckity fuck does that work
and junior worked in a Ohio nuke plant
thats right boys and girls
he interned at a nuke plant
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 10:24 PM (zOTsN)
"...as horrific as this tragedy was, if our diversity becomes a casualty, I think that's worse."
Posted by: GEN (ret) Cocksucker Casey at July 17, 2015 10:35 PM (nL0sw)
What's everybody drinking?
I'm working on a blue martini glass containing whipped cream flavored vodka.
Go ahead, H8 on it!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Freak Flag Flyin' at July 17, 2015 10:19 PM (jR7Wy)
Makers Mark. I prefer Buffalo Trace or Bulleit (thanks to you reprobates who made the recommendations), but I'm trying to finish off the MM so I can have an excuse to try something else.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2015 10:35 PM (egLDQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Freak Flag Flyin' at July 17, 2015 10:12 PM
-----
If you're good I'll let you play with my 20+y/o rock solid Okidata dot-matrix printer.
Bad works too.
Posted by: TJ Camper at July 17, 2015 10:36 PM (hcXrg)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2015 10:37 PM (iQIUe)
That plant spend more time down than up. He might have been an improvement.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 17, 2015 10:37 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at July 17, 2015 10:37 PM (on01m)
Apparently the SJWs have decreed the Bret Favre was insufficiently enthusiastic in his clapping for Bruce Jenners acceptance speech at the ESPYs.
Make it stop.
Dear God, make it stop.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 17, 2015 10:38 PM (WVvzl)
Posted by: Douglas Reynholm at July 17, 2015 10:39 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2015 10:39 PM (btTLZ)
Posted by: CDR M at July 17, 2015 10:39 PM (TWXpK)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 10:39 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2015 10:39 PM (JO9+V)
Make it stop.
Dear God, make it stop.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 17, 2015 10:38 PM (WVvzl)
---
The Politburo members clapping, clapping, clapping until blood ran down their arms.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Freak Flag Flyin' at July 17, 2015 10:39 PM (jR7Wy)
Bad works too.
Posted by: TJ Camper at July 17, 2015 10:36 PM (hcXrg)
***
*Sulks*
Where is our love?
Posted by: Daisy Wheel Printers at July 17, 2015 10:40 PM (cygkw)
Most days I stand for the entire eight hours. Cannot for the life of me believe that this office fad will last. Completely wiped out at the end of each day.
Posted by: t-bird at July 17, 2015 10:40 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Grump928(C) is no fun at all at July 17, 2015 10:40 PM (rwI+c)
I have to comment on Wrong way Corrigan. I was lucky enough to meet him at Hawthorne airport in CA. There is a small flight museum there and some Engineers from Northrup were putting his plane together out of storage on the tarmac. As my Dad and I walked up and some old guy in a hat was yelling at the Engineer types telling them they were trying to put the Strut/Landing Gear brace on the Port side on wrong... my Dad says Joe grab that there and pull; and I grabbed and pulled on the lower strut and he put the pin in the joint... Corrigan looks at us nods his head and turns and finishes berating the know it all's who didn't want to listen to an old man...
Posted by: Joe in TX at July 17, 2015 10:41 PM (Ojk6Q)
In other words, he DEMANDED to be given an award for his 'bravery.' More than that, he extorted it.
Posted by: Douglas Reynholm at July 17, 2015 10:41 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 10:27 PM (zt+N6)
His hire was conditional on passing the security clearance, so for ten days he shuffled about the front office filling out forms for his health and pension plans, reading basic SOPs, etc, then failed the security check for hanging with terrorists* - dismissed.
* OK, he wasn't so much as hanging with them as funding them, which is worse.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 17, 2015 10:41 PM (NaeCR)
We walked around Home Depot tonight after dinner. We are thinking about replacing the carpet and did some browsing. Did not see any Lesbians.
Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2015 10:39 PM (btTLZ)
Should have checked over by the hardwood flooring.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2015 10:41 PM (egLDQ)
Posted by: Kreplach at July 17, 2015 10:42 PM (WVvzl)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at July 17, 2015 10:42 PM (Z7G74)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 17, 2015 10:42 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 17, 2015 10:26 PM
I used those on my dad's pc, Compaq's first "portable" computer, here:
http://tinyurl.com/q85v3g8
I was the shit.
Posted by: TJ Camper at July 17, 2015 10:42 PM (hcXrg)
I think you just stood on the bag and the chads would explode out of the bag under the door.
Posted by: t-bird at July 17, 2015 10:42 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: Trimegistus at July 17, 2015 10:43 PM (5Qfcu)
Labs can not take heat well , neither do Irish Folks. Both luv ice but the Irish wash whiskey over theirs..
Posted by: Jimmie Dino at July 17, 2015 10:43 PM (/WmRg)
Posted by: @votermom at July 17, 2015 10:31 PM (cbfNE)
When in Rome... screw it.
Posted by: Caeser at July 17, 2015 10:43 PM (NaeCR)
Posted by: Adriane the History Critic ... at July 17, 2015 10:43 PM (qOsoH)
Posted by: Douglas Reynholm at July 17, 2015 10:41 PM (oVJmc)
And the guy with no legs got screwed out of an award for a dude in drag.
Posted by: CDR M at July 17, 2015 10:44 PM (TWXpK)
Posted by: CDR M at July 17, 2015 10:39 PM (TWXpK)
He'll still be voting then in 2016.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 17, 2015 10:44 PM (oFCZn)
We walked around Home Depot tonight after dinner. We are thinking about replacing the carpet and did some browsing. Did not see any Lesbians.
Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2015 10:39 PM (btTLZ)
Should have checked over by the hardwood flooring.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2015 10:41 PM (egLDQ)
Isn't there a little gizmo you can blow into to call them over?
You know, like ducks.
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 10:44 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 17, 2015 10:45 PM (YFw5T)
*fist bump*
Even if I am a bit pissed you beat me to it.
Posted by: DC in River City at July 17, 2015 10:45 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Jimmie Dino at July 17, 2015 10:45 PM (/WmRg)
Posted by: CDR M at July 17, 2015 10:44 PM (TWXpK)
Along with an actual female dead from cancer.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 17, 2015 10:46 PM (nL0sw)
That's liberal logic. It only works when they say it works.
Posted by: CDR M at July 17, 2015 10:46 PM (TWXpK)
Isn't there a little gizmo you can blow into to call them over?
You know, like ducks.
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 10:44 PM (MQEz6)
I think it's called a penis.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2015 10:46 PM (egLDQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Freak Flag Flyin' at July 17, 2015 10:23 PM (jR7Wy
We are just moving out of the old DOS databases at work.
I think we are still running COBOL
"Type CH and the identifying number to see the face page.
"Type DA on the General Option line to open up an event page to make a notation
"Enter a 4 letter event code
"Enter information, making sure something identifiable is on the top line
"enter through to get out."
The one thing going for it is that once you know all the codes and hot-keys you can fly. The new system doesn't fly. It Microsofts.
I had mine color mapped yellow text on a burnt-orange background so it would look like GLaDOS, but that was hard on my eyes. It is now white and green on a black background
Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2015 10:46 PM (3pRHP)
http://tinyurl.com/q85v3g8
I was the shit.
Posted by: TJ Camper at July 17, 2015 10:42 PM (hcXrg)
****
Yep.I owned a Compaq Luggable with a, get this, 20 MB HD and a 300 baud modem. Mono screen and all.
Posted by: Daisy Wheel Printers at July 17, 2015 10:46 PM (1eYr7)
Norway massacre gunman Anders Breivik starts POLITICS course at Oslo university after milking prison rules giving inmates the right to higher education
http://tinyurl.com/qdxqt5u
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 17, 2015 10:48 PM (7YlUk)
* OK, he wasn't so much as hanging with them as funding them, which is worse.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 17, 2015 10:41 PM (NaeCR)
I linked the article a few posts after that. Original report was failed a background check. It now says that it was a drug test he failed.
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 10:48 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Daisy Wheel Printers at July 17, 2015 10:46 PM
What were you, a secret agent?
Posted by: TJ Camper at July 17, 2015 10:48 PM (hcXrg)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 10:48 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Agent J at July 17, 2015 10:48 PM (ueOgE)
Even if I am a bit pissed you beat me to it.
Posted by: DC in River City at July 17, 2015 10:45 PM (e+1S5)
Ha ha!
*sports and gambols about the apartment flinging pickles into the air*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2015 10:48 PM (egLDQ)
This is like Roadhouse - I almost can't not watch it...
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2015 10:32 PM (vdTWa)
Guess I don't need to call Mitch Glazer now.
Posted by: Bill Murray at July 17, 2015 10:48 PM (Z7G74)
Dragons vs. Giant Robots.
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 10:49 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 17, 2015 10:46 PM (nL0sw)
Should have used Jenner announce an award and given it in memory to that person s/he/it killed.
Posted by: Caeser at July 17, 2015 10:49 PM (NaeCR)
terrorist liked the ganja
when he was pulled over for DUI last April cop said his car reeked of pot
didnt mellow him out
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 10:49 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 17, 2015 10:45 PM (YFw5T)
None of the military at his inauguration had firing pins in their rifles.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 17, 2015 10:50 PM (+jijM)
You know, like ducks.
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 10:44 PM (MQEz6)
The sound it makes is "I just got a college scholarship for softball!"
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 10:50 PM (zt+N6)
I love this review of Laphroig 10
color:
The color is what I imagine God's tears to be, no hyperbole
nose:
Islay peat, medicine, earth(the planet).
body:
Like a slick welterweight boxer. light on it's feet but can still fight inside a phone booth.
palate:
A burning hospital.
finish:
Heroic. if you ever need a battlefield amputation laphroaig will lighten your spirits without fail.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 17, 2015 10:50 PM (WVvzl)
Yep.I owned a Compaq Luggable with a, get this, 20 MB HD and a 300 baud modem. Mono screen and all.
I've got one of these in my collection:
http://tinyurl.com/nsgj7dn
No hard drive, only floppies, no battery, but 'portable' @ 23 pounds!
Posted by: Douglas Reynholm at July 17, 2015 10:50 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: concrete girl at July 17, 2015 10:51 PM (T2afy)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 17, 2015 10:51 PM (zauWW)
Original report was failed a background check. It now says that it was a
drug test he failed.
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 10:48 PM (zt+N6)
Did the memory hole the change or note the correction?
/hypathetical
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 17, 2015 10:51 PM (NaeCR)
I love this review of Laphroig 10
color:
The color is what I imagine God's tears to be, no hyperbole
nose:
Islay peat, medicine, earth(the planet).
body:
Like a slick welterweight boxer. light on it's feet but can still fight inside a phone booth.
palate:
A burning hospital.
finish:
Heroic. if you ever need a battlefield amputation laphroaig will lighten your spirits without fail.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 17, 2015 10:50 PM (WVvzl)
As I've mentioned here several times over the years, drinking Laphroaig is like licking a hospital ashtray.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2015 10:52 PM (egLDQ)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 17, 2015 10:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 10:54 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: CDR M at July 17, 2015 10:54 PM (TWXpK)
Is Weasel Zippers broken? Last post is more than 24 hours old.
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 17, 2015 10:51 PM (zauWW)
F5 is your friend.
They're up, last post was about 20 min ago.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2015 10:54 PM (egLDQ)
You can take the barbarian out of the middle-east. But you cannot take the barbarian out of the middle-easterner.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 17, 2015 10:54 PM (1ijHg)
A federal official briefed on the matter said the issue was a drug test. The company had earlier said that Abdulazeez had failed a background check.
Up to you, who is more believable. The federal official or the company.
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 10:54 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 17, 2015 10:54 PM (1eYr7)
Posted by: Joe in TX at July 17, 2015 10:54 PM (Ojk6Q)
This is a fascinating custom. You must teach me more of your culture.
Posted by: DC in River City at July 17, 2015 10:55 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 17, 2015 10:55 PM (zauWW)
Posted by: Mainah at July 17, 2015 10:55 PM (nHT9Z)
Posted by: CDR M at July 17, 2015 10:56 PM (TWXpK)
------------------------------
That is one of my all-time favorite stories.
When people say "name three people, dead or alive, you'd like to sit and have a beer with," I usually top the list with Bill Murray.
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2015 10:56 PM (vdTWa)
$82,000,000,000
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 17, 2015 10:13 PM (z+4T3)
Three quarters of that is to replace all those darned hard drives that just keep failing.
Posted by: the alien (space kind) that runs IRS at July 17, 2015 10:35 PM (t2xH3)
Hey now....we saved LOTS of money though...
by outsourcing part of our IT to a Chinese company!
/facepalm.... again....
Posted by: BB Wolf at July 17, 2015 10:57 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 10:57 PM (TNIV5)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/622077249819406337
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/622077474025959424
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/622077637687672832
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/622078124910579712
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/622078319748620288
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/622078547377713152
Posted by: kbdabear at July 17, 2015 10:58 PM (GrXXa)
When people say "name three people, dead or alive, you'd like to sit and have a beer with," I usually top the list with Bill Murray.
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2015 10:56 PM (vdTWa)
If language was not an issue?
Napoleon.... George S. Patton... and of course, Jesus so he can bring the wine...
Posted by: BB Wolf at July 17, 2015 10:58 PM (qh617)
insufficiently enthusiastic in his clapping for Bruce Jenners acceptance
speech at the ESPYs.
Make it stop.
Dear God, make it stop.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 17, 2015 10:38 PM (WVvzl)
Brett should tell them to go f*ck off. Notice how rage against the Trump has died down after he told them to where to go.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 10:59 PM (DiZBp)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 17, 2015 10:59 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 17, 2015 10:59 PM (+jijM)
wish Bambi had reason to fear a military coup.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 17, 2015 10:45 PM (YFw5T)
None of the military at his inauguration had firing pins in their rifles.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 17, 2015 10:50 PM (+jijM)
I don't think that is really remarkable.I was at 50th VJ Day (Clinton in attendance) festivities at Wheeler AAF - huge military parade with probably 75% of every serviceman on Oahu with disabled arms. With tens of thousands you don't want to risk a single nutter in the group. USSS worked security.Seen Clinton before that in Haiti. USSS worked security there too, as always. No arms this time, townhall type thing.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 17, 2015 10:59 PM (NaeCR)
Posted by: Kreplach at July 17, 2015 11:00 PM (WVvzl)
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 11:00 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2015 10:56 PM (vdTWa)
***
Great choice. I have had a couple of opportunities to work with him over the years in Corporate Meetings. He. Is. Awesome.
Chevy on the other hand....
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 17, 2015 11:01 PM (1eYr7)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 17, 2015 11:01 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 17, 2015 10:59 PM (+jijM)
My last two jobs (mil cleared contractor) have been offered contingent on whiz quiz passing (and other things, like credit check). No actual showing up at work until all that was complete, though.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 17, 2015 11:02 PM (nL0sw)
Clap harder!
Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at July 17, 2015 11:03 PM (TRDE0)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 17, 2015 11:04 PM (+jijM)
This is a thing that exists?
*adds to liquor store list
Posted by: Lea at July 17, 2015 11:04 PM (73fEO)
Clap harder!
Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at July 17, 2015 11:03 PM (TRDE0)
Saw one once.... and I WANT one...
said something like... 'I didn't Clap... I killed Tinkerbell'
Posted by: BB Wolf at July 17, 2015 11:04 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 17, 2015 11:05 PM (NaeCR)
This is a thing that exists?
*adds to liquor store list
Posted by: Lea at July 17, 2015 11:04 PM (73fEO)
There's a vodka brand either paramount or parliament I think that has just a whole bunch of vodka flavors.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 17, 2015 11:05 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 17, 2015 11:04 PM (+jijM)
Whats sad is.... its true...
Posted by: BB Wolf at July 17, 2015 11:05 PM (qh617)
I've been on the net doing stuff while the wife tortured me w/ a Lifetime movie.
I see part of a movie I have to know how it ends. For a change the woman was the evil one, a professional assassin exploiting her beta male husband. It's wasn't his formerly crazy ex who had inherited money and could afford a pro assassin. Or the other suspects.
Who writes this crap, the script was wooden and idiotic.
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2015 11:05 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Barack Obama at July 17, 2015 11:06 PM (Vf5rR)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 17, 2015 11:06 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 17, 2015 10:59 PM (NaeCR)
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Holy crap I was there too! I lived on Camp Stover. Was thisclose to Bubba (no groping). Who else was there, Governor Waihe'e?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Freak Flag Flyin' at July 17, 2015 11:06 PM (jR7Wy)
Jesus
Ben Franklin
~35 y/o A. Einstein
all at the same dinner with wine flowing.
and would go out later to seriously party with Ben
Posted by: TJ Camper at July 17, 2015 11:06 PM (hcXrg)
Favre was insufficiently enthusiastic in his clapping for Bruce Jenners
acceptance speech at the ESPYs."
Clap harder!
Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at July 17, 2015 11:03 PM (TRDE0)
Apparently Brett has no idea how brave it is for a guy to show up and receive an award while wearing a dress.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 11:06 PM (DiZBp)
Pig: "The living one"
(Thank you Pastis)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2015 11:06 PM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 17, 2015 11:07 PM (rVQpn)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 10:59 PM (DiZBp)
***
Nobody has any leverage with Trump. This is why the GOPe hates him much more than anyone on the Left.
He can not be controlled or constrained. This is why I like him. He will not go the distance, but love that he makes these assholes address uncomfortable topics.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 17, 2015 11:07 PM (1eYr7)
Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2015 11:08 PM (btTLZ)
Keeping drinking, I'll put away four or five shots in that time, and I don't wanna be the only drunk when I get back.
Posted by: DC in River City at July 17, 2015 11:08 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 17, 2015 11:09 PM (zt+N6)
*adds to liquor store list
Posted by: Lea at July 17, 2015 11:04 PM (73fEO)
---
OMG Lea, it's like Oompaloompas are running vodka companies now.
"There is no... place I know...that compa-a-a-ares with pure inebriation...."
360 Vodka has popcorn, glazed donut, etc.
UV Vodka has whipped cream, birthday cake....
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Freak Flag Flyin' at July 17, 2015 11:10 PM (jR7Wy)
Hey, it's a living.
Posted by: Jamie Farr at July 17, 2015 11:11 PM (FcR7P)
small world you come to the ont and get
to relive a great memory.
Posted by: concrete girl at July 17, 2015 11:11 PM (T2afy)
Posted by: Jamie Farr at July 17, 2015 11:11 PM (FcR7P)
No more getting out of service for you.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 11:12 PM (DiZBp)
I know there's a special term for the alternate dimension from which scantily-clad anime girls pull their guns, but I don't know what it is. I bet Anna Puma does and can dredge up some nice examples. Best one I can come up with off the top of my head is about 7:50 into the first episode of Najica Blitz Tactics: https://youtu.be/olMRG9MjSXI?t=470
It's Najica, so it'll be NSFW unless you work somewhere in the depths of the Panty Industrial Complex.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 17, 2015 11:12 PM (o78gS)
Did it star Victoria Chase?
Posted by: andycanuck at July 17, 2015 11:12 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at July 17, 2015 11:13 PM (Kucy5)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 17, 2015 11:13 PM (+jijM)
Clap harder!
How about, Clap Off!
Posted by: t-bird at July 17, 2015 11:14 PM (FcR7P)
We're watching Jack Nicholson chew up the scenery in As Good As It Gets. He can be very charming when he wants to be.
Posted by: ALH at July 17, 2015 11:08 PM (btTLZ)
Yeah, but he always had teh crazy going on. Almost ruins The Shining, because ONE look at him in the job interview and it's obvious he's a fucking borderline nut job.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 17, 2015 11:14 PM (egLDQ)
Now this is worth clapping for.
**stands and applauds for 5 minutes (no... that was not a euphemism)**
Posted by: typical Moron at July 17, 2015 11:14 PM (t2xH3)
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2015 10:56 PM (vdTWa)
I would definitely have Jeane Kirkpatrick on my list.
Posted by: Comrade Moron April at July 17, 2015 11:15 PM (79ZSg)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 17, 2015 10:59 PM (+jijM)
Same. Drug test doesn't take 10 days.
Background otoh...
Posted by: Lea at July 17, 2015 11:15 PM (73fEO)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/622077249819406337
Yeah, Caitlyn's definitely a woman.
Posted by: ESPN at July 17, 2015 11:16 PM (FcR7P)
I'll be back to read it after I go off to try and scrounge a few bucks from the local economy.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 17, 2015 11:17 PM (HIyIj)
Posted by: Brett Farve at July 17, 2015 11:17 PM (+jijM)
have a beer with," I usually top the list with Bill Murray.
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2015 10:56 PM (vdTWa)
Stanley Dunham in 1959. It wouldn't involve beer but a one way ticket to find say Amelia Earhart
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 11:17 PM (DiZBp)
I've found that sometimes I have to manually refresh WZ. Seems to only happen at work, though, where they poke my internet traffic through a dodgy web proxy.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 17, 2015 11:19 PM (o78gS)
When people say "name three people, dead or alive, you'd like to sit and
have a beer with," I usually top the list with Bill Murray.
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2015 10:56 PM (vdTWa)
I would definitely have Jeane Kirkpatrick on my list.
Posted by: Comrade Moron April at July 17, 2015 11:15 PM (79ZSg)
Off the top of my head.
Ronnie RaygunChurchillChuck Yeager
Posted by: rebel flounder at July 17, 2015 11:19 PM (Vf5rR)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Freak Flag Flyin' at July 17, 2015 11:06 PM (jR7Wy)
Yeah, he was certainly there. Bunch of dignitaries for the parade.They also changed it from VJ Day to "End of the War in the Pacific" that year.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 17, 2015 11:19 PM (NaeCR)
Hahaha!!! Everybody seems to have wedding cake flavored stuff now too. I approve.
Do they have a pineapple infused one for stoli dolis? I might need to figure out how to make it myself.
night all.
Posted by: Lea at July 17, 2015 11:20 PM (73fEO)
.Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 17, 2015 11:21 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 17, 2015 11:21 PM (kivUY)
So, now they are taking bribes from the scientologists??
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2015 11:21 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 17, 2015 11:22 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 17, 2015 11:19 PM (NaeCR)
----
My dad fought the Pacificans in Burma.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Freak Flag Flyin' at July 17, 2015 11:22 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 17, 2015 11:23 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 17, 2015 11:23 PM (kivUY)
Luxury. I dragged a Kaypro-10 (CP/M, 10MB hard disk) around for a few years.
My most awesome portable? A MicroVAX 2000 into which I had gummed an ST-241 (40 MB half-height) and a TZ30 (half-height cartridge tape drive) on which I used to run VMS 5.something. Had to drag a terminal with me, of course.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 17, 2015 11:24 PM (o78gS)
WTF? How did Hindenberg just give him the power?
We will suffer and most of us will die.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 17, 2015 11:27 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 17, 2015 11:27 PM (4rzL1)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 17, 2015 11:28 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 17, 2015 11:23 PM (oVJmc)"
If they were anti-gay, why are John Travolta and Tom Cruise excommunicated?
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 17, 2015 11:28 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Freak Flag Flyin' at July 17, 2015 11:29 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Tmitsss at July 17, 2015 11:29 PM (Tt6V6)
Dad had two beers, I had ten.
I almost feel like that black-lab in the ice-pool after Dad left.
...except I'm Not That Cool.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 17, 2015 11:29 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2015 10:56 PM (vdTWa)
Kelly Lynch says that now Bill Murray's brothers call Glazer, and that once, he called from Russia to give Glazer the play by play.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 17, 2015 11:30 PM (Z7G74)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 17, 2015 11:30 PM (1ijHg)
Posted by: Hillary!!! at July 17, 2015 11:30 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 17, 2015 11:30 PM (YGnSA)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 17, 2015 11:31 PM (OQ9R7)
It's their willingness to fight. The left are a bunch of pussies.
Posted by: Jean at July 17, 2015 11:32 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 17, 2015 11:33 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 17, 2015 11:33 PM (rVQpn)
Hammerspace, I believe. I.E., the alternate dimension cartoon characters pull giant hammers out of
Posted by: Secundus at July 17, 2015 11:33 PM (DboPO)
Nicola Tesla
Martin Luther
Neils Bohr
I wouldn't understand a single word they said, but I'd like to drink their beer. And they always had some mighty fine beer.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 17, 2015 11:34 PM (+jijM)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/622077637687672832
Oh, that swimsuit in the right-hand picture is stunning. Where can I get one?
Posted by: Gheytrend Jenner - celebe dysmorphic at July 17, 2015 11:34 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible
****
(Projectile vomits 15 feet)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 17, 2015 11:35 PM (YGnSA)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 17, 2015 11:35 PM (dULJN)
5.25" real "floppy drives grinding.
Pfft. 5.25" ain't real floppies. 8" is where it's at.
Sadly, my poor youtube search skills have turned up any good examples of an RX-01 going *thunk* step step step...
Posted by: Anachronda at July 17, 2015 11:36 PM (o78gS)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 17, 2015 11:23 PM (oVJmc)"
If they were anti-gay, why are John Travolta and Tom Cruise excommunicated?
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 17, 2015 11:28 PM (1ijHg)
2 things make men do things:
1. Money
2. Scamper
Both Cruise and Travolta give big money to Scientology, so they won't do anything.
Another reason why nobody in Hollywood goes after Scientology is because they have the goods on almost everyone in Hollywood. If you are a big star, you don't want it known that you have screwed most of the producers/directors in Hollywood, or if you are a producer/director every kid in Hollywood.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 17, 2015 11:37 PM (Z7G74)
Posted by: navypopojojo at July 17, 2015 11:37 PM (N6Gqp)
Or pay attention to commercials?
I just caught half of a very cool commercial, but can't find it online.
Little boy writes letters to Dad, makes paper planes, flies them high into the sky.
cut to old man next door cleaning up all this trash from his backyard...
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2015 11:37 PM (LIf6Z)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/nvomw2r
Berg was immediately branded a transphobic hater.
Posted by: Ernst Rohm at July 17, 2015 11:37 PM (9mTYi)
-Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 17, 2015 11:35 PM (dULJN)
All the Hot, ten times the Stupid.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 17, 2015 11:37 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2015 11:38 PM (fNpC1)
Clap harder!
How about, Clap Off!
Posted by: t-bird at July 17, 2015 11:14 PM (FcR7P)
SOON: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY8tR0OQ1oc
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 17, 2015 11:38 PM (7YlUk)
Who else would admit to being related to the kardashians
Posted by: navypopojojo at July 17, 2015 11:40 PM (N6Gqp)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 17, 2015 11:43 PM (dULJN)
Did it star Victoria Chase?
Posted by: andycanuck at July 17, 2015 11:12 PM
Don't know V. Chase. It was some vacuous blonde I've never seen, crappy actress.
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2015 11:43 PM (o/90i)
Fun and fun--try being born analog and getting dragged kicking and screaming into the digital age.
Traumatic at times.
Posted by: irongrampa at July 17, 2015 11:43 PM (jeCnD)
with that cool damp feel and the purplish ink
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 10:14 PM (zOTsN)
The smell of leaded high-test gasoline. The sound of a typewriter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2015 11:43 PM (fNpC1)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 17, 2015 11:44 PM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2015 11:43 PM (fNpC1)
The sound of shoving an 8-track into the player.
Posted by: Vendette at July 17, 2015 11:44 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Garrett at July 17, 2015 11:45 PM (aCKr2)
with that cool damp feel and the purplish ink
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 10:14 PM (zOTsN)
The smell of leaded high-test gasoline. The sound of a typewriter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
The taste of lead-based paint chips.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 17, 2015 11:46 PM (rVQpn)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-------------------
Stabbed my thumb with a screwdriver today. I miss the little red string that tore open a Band-Aid..
Posted by: Ernst Rohm at July 17, 2015 11:46 PM (9mTYi)
Wow, if only the teens of the 1950s had had Facebook to help them through their awkward phases...
http://tinyurl.com/oltmoav
Sneak preview:
"Timmy is a COMMUNIST!!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2015 11:47 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 11:47 PM (9mTYi)
The clack sound as said player switches tracks in the middle of In A Gadda Da Vida.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 17, 2015 11:47 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 11:48 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Garrett at July 17, 2015 11:48 PM (aCKr2)
Heh. Good one.
Shoving an 8-track into the deck in the Mustang and heading on down the highway....
Cursing as the song arrangements are different than the LP...
KCHUNK
Sound of 8-track changing tracks.
Posted by: mindful webworker - decades will pass you by... at July 17, 2015 11:49 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 11:49 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Vendette at July 17, 2015 11:49 PM (TEpA2)
http://tinyurl.com/qdxqt5u Posted by: The Political Hat at July 17, 2015 10:48 PM (7YlUk)
I was originally terribly offended by the idea, but then another idea blotted it out. Quite simply, if they allow it, they deserve it.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 17, 2015 11:51 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Garrett at July 17, 2015 11:51 PM (aCKr2)
Make it stop.
Dear God, make it stop.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 17, 2015 10:38 PM (WVvzl)
Reminds me of the old story about how all the dignitaries were deathly afraid to be the first one to stop clapping after Stalin addressed the Supreme Soviet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2015 11:52 PM (fNpC1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2015 11:52 PM (ScdsY)
Posted by: Vendette at July 17, 2015 11:52 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 11:52 PM (9mTYi)
Long time no read
Yep, and it looks like they'll trade for another starting right hander soon although they are 5th in pitching (the Cubs...I shocked too)
But in the end they still have to get through St Louis
Those evils bastards from hell!!!!11!!
Posted by: navypopojojo at July 17, 2015 11:52 PM (N6Gqp)
Posted by: irongrampa at July 17, 2015 11:53 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Vendette at July 17, 2015 11:49 PM (TEpA2)
Mine were Disney ones, mostly, and on cassette instead of vinyl, but yes, I loved those.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 17, 2015 11:53 PM (iuQS7)
Bertram Cabot Jr: The clack sound as said [8-track] player switches tracks in the middle of In A Gadda Da Vida.
Truly! Therapy took years of LP, cassette, then digital, versions of such songs, to finally get over the anticipatory dread that the switch was about to happen.
Posted by: mindful webworker - decades will pass you by... at July 17, 2015 11:54 PM (ACs58)
Posted by: Garrett at July 17, 2015 11:54 PM (aCKr2)
Posted by: GGE of the Night Shift Horde, NC Chapter at July 17, 2015 11:55 PM (UQGss)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 17, 2015 11:53 PM (iuQS7)
Get off my lawn
(We had Disney too.)
Posted by: Vendette at July 17, 2015 11:55 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2015 11:55 PM (ScdsY)
dignitaries were deathly afraid to be the first one to stop clapping
after Stalin addressed the Supreme Soviet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2015 11:52 PM (fNpC1)
That's everything if we allow these nutcases to take over.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 17, 2015 11:55 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
I vaguely remember those days, though I was just a little guy at the time. I'll get off your lawn now.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 17, 2015 11:55 PM (rVQpn)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 11:55 PM (EzgxV)
I rarely see her nowadays
Every now and then she shows up for food and disappears again
Posted by: navypopojojo at July 17, 2015 11:55 PM (N6Gqp)
He's a got a post about the Chattanooga jihadi and notes:
"Wouldn't have been hard for this to get off the ground in Chattanooga. There are so many moslems there, that when NPR plays its theme, it's been modified to islamic instruments and melody. That's because a moslem organization pays the bills for NPR in Chattanooga, via contributions. The NPR station there brags about this constantly."
Posted by: Country Singer at July 17, 2015 11:56 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2015 11:56 PM (ScdsY)
Yay!!!! Congrats!
Love the ring!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Vendette at July 17, 2015 11:56 PM (TEpA2)
Posted by: navypopojojo at July 17, 2015 11:56 PM (N6Gqp)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 17, 2015 11:56 PM (UQGss)
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2015 11:56 PM (XJD3+)
NCJ, the Cubbies have to get past the Buccos before they get within shooting distance of the Cards. NL Central is *good* this year.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 17, 2015 11:56 PM (iuQS7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 11:56 PM (9mTYi)
with that cool damp feel and the purplish ink .
Cramergesic (wintergreen) and Atomic Balm on your shin splints.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 17, 2015 11:57 PM (+jijM)
Robin Williams in Toys: "This is not a shared experience."
Posted by: mindful webworker - shrinky-dinks sounds like at July 17, 2015 11:57 PM (ACs58)
You know, like ducks.
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 10:44 PM (MQEz6)
Just open a can of tuna.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2015 11:57 PM (fNpC1)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 17, 2015 11:57 PM (rVQpn)
http://tinyurl.com/qg3ahj6
she said yes.
Posted by: GGE of the Night Shift Horde, NC Chapter at July 17, 2015 11:55 PM (UQGss)
Congrats!
Paging Mr. Chi. Paging Mr. Chi. You have a call on the Courtesy Need To Step Your Game Phone.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 17, 2015 11:57 PM (nL0sw)
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 17, 2015 11:38 PM (7YlUk)
I would bet this would be more along the future of the US.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm64E5R12s8
FREE EDUCATION!
FREE HEALTHCARE!
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 17, 2015 11:57 PM (Z7G74)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 17, 2015 11:58 PM (iuQS7)
Posted by: concrete girl at July 17, 2015 11:58 PM (T2afy)
Could damn near dance to the rhythm of the thing.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2015 11:58 PM (RzZOc)
I remember those. I'd play with 'em for a few months, then the dog would do his usual job of pulling all of the tape out of the cassette when me or my brother left 'em out.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 17, 2015 11:59 PM (HalrA)
The clack sound as said player switches tracks in the middle of In A Gadda Da Vida.
That wouldn't be so bad, except they tended to fade the music out before the clack and back in again afterward, smack in the middle of the song.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 18, 2015 12:00 AM (o78gS)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at July 18, 2015 12:00 AM (Q819Q)
Posted by: Vendette at July 17, 2015 11:49 PM (TEpA2)
Mine were Disney ones, mostly, and on cassette instead of vinyl, but yes, I loved those.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 17, 2015 11:53 PM (iuQS7)
They're updated now! My daughter has a set of Disney books that you read along with a little tablet looking thing. Each page of the book has a corresponding color and shape on the tablet, so you hit the button and the page is read to you and a chime rings at the end.
Found it. Disney Classic Electronic Me Reader Books Set
Posted by: Mainah at July 18, 2015 12:00 AM (nHT9Z)
And this is AFTER taking her to NoVaMoMee. What a gal.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Freak Flag Flyin' at July 18, 2015 12:00 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Garrett at July 17, 2015 11:54 PM (aCKr2)"
Because they elected Pope Francis? Bigot.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 18, 2015 12:00 AM (+jijM)
Apparently the SJWs have decreed the Bret Favre was insufficiently enthusiastic in his clapping for Bruce Jenners acceptance speech at the ESPYs.
Make it stop.
Dear God, make it stop.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 17, 2015 10:38 PM (WVvzl)
Why am I not surprised.
I posted about wondering how many people who were there clapping were actually thinking, "This is fucking nuts".
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 18, 2015 12:01 AM (oFCZn)
Posted by: GGE of the Night Shift Horde, NC Chapter at July 17, 2015 11:55 PM (UQGss)
Congratulations! May there be many happy years ahead.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 18, 2015 12:01 AM (HalrA)
when he was pulled over for DUI last April cop said his car reeked of pot
didnt mellow him out
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 10:49 PM (zOTsN)
What do you think we were all stoned on, when we murdered people for allah?
Posted by: The Hashishim at July 18, 2015 12:01 AM (fNpC1)
Posted by: Garrett at July 17, 2015 11:51 PM (aCKr2)
----
Plastigoop!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Freak Flag Flyin' at July 18, 2015 12:01 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 11:49 PM (9mTYi)
Now all you need is one of these:
http://tinyurl.com/owehk7f
or maybe an OtterBox made of Bakelite.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 18, 2015 12:01 AM (nL0sw)
And this is AFTER taking her to NoVaMoMee. What a gal.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Freak Flag Flyin' at July 18, 2015 12:00 AM (jR7Wy)
They can get married at the next one.
Posted by: Vendette at July 18, 2015 12:01 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Snoodling
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Get off my lawn...
Posted by: 16 RPM Records at July 18, 2015 12:02 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Comrade Moron April at July 18, 2015 12:02 AM (79ZSg)
Posted by: Vendette at July 18, 2015 12:01 AM (TEpA2)
----
The garters will fly.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Freak Flag Flyin' at July 18, 2015 12:02 AM (jR7Wy)
books that you read along with a little tablet looking thing. Each page
of the book has a corresponding color and shape on the tablet, so you
hit the button and the page is read to you and a chime rings at the end.
Found it. Disney Classic Electronic Me Reader Books Set
Posted by: Mainah at July 18, 2015 12:00 AM (nHT9Z)
Trust me, young man, it ain't the same.
Posted by: Vendette at July 18, 2015 12:02 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2015 12:03 AM (ScdsY)
Posted by: Mainah at July 18, 2015 12:03 AM (nHT9Z)
http://tinyurl.com/owehk7f
Posted by: Country Singer
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I may actually get one of those.
Posted by: 16 RPM Records at July 18, 2015 12:03 AM (9mTYi)
AOP, a wonderful and now deceased Russian tutor was an emigre, had been sort of a big deal in Soviet film circles (dep. director of the Moscow film institute).
Among his many, many fantastic anecdotes was one where he had attended a hockey game in Moscow, a big match, probably Central Army vs. Dynamo, and Brezhnev was there.
At one point, Leonid rose to depart, or "go where the czar goes by foot", or something - nobody knew. The game just sort of stopped, as the wave of robotic Soviet deference and submissive decorum spread from the stands to the ice. The refs finally whistled play dead and pretended to need to confer with the scorekeeper or something. Misha's contempt for the pathetic degraded spectacle that was Soviet life at moments like that just dripped from his words.
Anyway, some here might not appreciate just how creepy and precise the analogy of SJWs policing audience enthusiasm to the vile degradation of totalitarian Soviet life is.
Misha died of a brain hemorrhage, suddenly, back in the 90s. Talk about a treasure being lost. I regret to this day not writing down his anecdotes and jokes - pure gold, as only a theatrical Russian Jew could tell them.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2015 12:03 AM (QDnY+)
YES! Wow. That's... such a good answer.
God bless you both with a continuation of complete mutual devotion, and plenty of time to enjoy it.
Posted by: mindful webworker & Milady at July 18, 2015 12:03 AM (ACs58)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 18, 2015 12:04 AM (dULJN)
So if an illegal immigrant gets liquored up and runs over Gutierrez' wife or mother or daughter then that would officially be 'a little thing'?
Say it's a little thing is someone important to you dies, you little prick!
Posted by: JB1000 at July 18, 2015 12:04 AM (WLJbV)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Freak Flag Flyin' at July 18, 2015 12:04 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Vendette at July 18, 2015 12:02 AM (TEpA2)
Ok, fiiiiiiiiine.
Posted by: Mainah at July 18, 2015 12:04 AM (nHT9Z)
And this is AFTER taking her to NoVaMoMee. What a gal.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Freak Flag Flyin' at July 18, 2015 12:00 AM (jR7Wy)
She was at the Momee and still said "yes"?!?!?? Congrats, GGE, on your incredible powers of persuasion!!!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 12:05 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 18, 2015 12:05 AM (iQIUe)
Remember orang Julius?
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 18, 2015 12:04 AM (dULJN)
You couldn't go to a mall without seeing one when I was a kid.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 18, 2015 12:05 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: Mainah at July 18, 2015 12:04 AM (nHT9Z)
Hope things are going well!
Posted by: Vendette at July 18, 2015 12:05 AM (TEpA2)
I have a feeling that would be the quickest way for me to get punched in the throat!
But thanks for the thought.
Posted by: Chi at July 18, 2015 12:05 AM (df5yj)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Freak Flag Flyin' at July 18, 2015 12:06 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: irongrampa at July 18, 2015 12:07 AM (jeCnD)
Indeed, all true wielders of the dreaded Shojo Mallet had access to Hammerspace. It's immediately tangent to the dimension where the characters in the Highlander series stored their ridiculously large swords until the last 10 minutes of any given episode, and just down from the Library Dimension, where users of the other two swore they were going when they were really getting rated on their mallets and cutlery.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at July 18, 2015 12:07 AM (m9V0o)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 18, 2015 12:07 AM (dULJN)
Ben Franklin
~35 y/o A. Einstein
all at the same dinner with wine flowing.
and would go out later to seriously party with Ben
Posted by: TJ Camper at July 17, 2015 11:06 PM (hcXrg)
Winston Churchill, John Buchan (look him up), Buzz Aldrin.
Posted by: The Hashishim at July 18, 2015 12:08 AM (fNpC1)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at July 18, 2015 12:08 AM (m9V0o)
https://goo.gl/kLSxQI
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 18, 2015 12:09 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2015 10:56 PM (vdTWa)
I would definitely have Jeane Kirkpatrick on my list.
Posted by: Comrade Moron April at July 17, 2015 11:15 PM
Well I'd have to have Jesus Christ, that would be interesting!
This is tough, but Dutch Reagan, he grew up here and went to HS w/ my Grandad.
Third, my ancestor Jan Jansen van Haarlem. He was a Dutch privateer who ended up working for the Sultan of Morocco in the early 1600s. Was he an evil pirate, in recent years the Dutch have hailed him as a hero?
Here's a link- http://preview.tinyurl.com/ok32v7a .
His son emigrated and was an early settler in New Amsterdam. He and his wife were contentious and kicked out to Long Island. She has been referred to as the first prostitute in the New World. I'd like to think that's false, as some do.
If this interests anyone, and there are thousands of descendants here today, shoot me an email in my nic.
Descendants include the Vanderbilts, Whitneys, Warren G. Harding and Jackie K. Yeah I know, that does sound like a bunch of reprobates.
Posted by: Farmer at July 18, 2015 12:09 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Vendette at July 18, 2015 12:05 AM (TEpA2)
Yep! Just waiting on The Call for training. In the meantime, Mrs. Mainah and I brought a little Moron into the world in December. Didn't make it to NoVaMoMee because he had a sudden crazy case of hives.
Posted by: Mainah at July 18, 2015 12:11 AM (nHT9Z)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 18, 2015 12:04 AM (dULJN)
And Hotdog on a Stick. And Potato Shack.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 18, 2015 12:11 AM (nL0sw)
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B011WEIM70
Of course you should read Netcast 0 first to get a true feel for the rolling doom that this series is. This is in the same universe as his Frontiers Sagas that takes place after so we know one thing. Almost everyone dies in the end in this series.
Posted by: Garbone at July 18, 2015 12:11 AM (9dH/8)
Posted by: Chi at July 18, 2015 12:05 AM (df5yj)
Happy to
Posted by: Country Singer at July 18, 2015 12:12 AM (nL0sw)
GGE, congrats!
Ventura jackhole, a few years back I was gobsmacked to walk into a mall in Dubai, and the first business I saw was an Orange Julius. Difficult to explain to the then gf/now wife the surprise and significance of that.
JB1000 - imagine an America in which there were public figures willing to (justifiably) flog that jaw-droppingly despicable and arrogant crap from Gutierrez, ridicule him and the mentality he represents, denounce him for standing with criminal killers and racists. Yeah, I know.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2015 12:14 AM (QDnY+)
rebel flounder: Ronnie Raygun, Churchill, Chuck Yeager
With some of these folks (John Buchan? Didn't look him up... yet), I would like to have a long, beer-fueled conversation.
With the likes of Aldrin or Yeager, I would like to just sit and listen.
Posted by: mindful webworker who does not know how to shut up timely at July 18, 2015 12:14 AM (ACs58)
Because I've spent that last few years of my life building up an immunity to iocane powder.
Posted by: Chi at July 18, 2015 12:15 AM (v2eXm)
Posted by: Vendette at July 17, 2015 11:44 PM (TEpA2)
The "roasted dust" smell of a vacuum-tube radio or stereo warming up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2015 12:15 AM (fNpC1)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 18, 2015 12:16 AM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Vendette at July 18, 2015 12:16 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 18, 2015 12:17 AM (dULJN)
meantime, Mrs. Mainah and I brought a little Moron into the world in
December. Didn't make it to NoVaMoMee because he had a sudden crazy case
of hives.
Posted by: Mainah at July 18, 2015 12:11 AM (nHT9Z)
Congrats!!! Your Moron-in-Training is right around the same age as Nearsider's.
Posted by: Vendette at July 18, 2015 12:17 AM (TEpA2)
Ace at the meetup made up her mind, amIright? The Ewok Cupid?
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 18, 2015 12:17 AM (GzDYP)
So if an illegal immigrant gets liquored up and runs over Gutierrez' wife or mother or daughter then that would officially be 'a little thing'?
Say it's a little thing is someone important to you dies, you little prick!
Posted by: JB1000 at July 18, 2015 12:04 AM (WLJbV)
IIRC, there is a Congresswoman's husband that was killed by a drunk illegal, and she is one of the biggest advocates for illegals.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 18, 2015 12:18 AM (Z7G74)
http://tinyurl.com/qg3ahj6
she said yes.
Posted by: GGE of the Night Shift Horde, NC Chapter at July 17, 2015 11:55 PM (UQGss)
Congrats, GGE!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2015 12:18 AM (fNpC1)
Forty-some years ago, my (now) wife's first response was, "Don't ask such hard questions." After what seemed like an eternity, she finally said, "Do you really think I could say "no" to you?"
Technically, she never did say "yes", but she did eventually say, "I do". And, that's good enough for me.
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 18, 2015 12:18 AM (+jijM)
I think I'd be a weird one and go with Charlemagne. He pretty much kick-started mankind's rise out of the dark ages and got the gear of civilization turning again. There's things I could learn from him, I'm sure.
George Washington is also on my short list, but a lot of his thoughts are very well preserved in the written record.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 18, 2015 12:19 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 18, 2015 12:20 AM (dULJN)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 18, 2015 12:21 AM (iuQS7)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 18, 2015 12:22 AM (Wo9OY)
Congrats GGE! Which kilt will you be wearing at the wedding?
Posted by: lindafell de Spair at July 18, 2015 12:22 AM (xVgrA)
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 18, 2015 12:18 AM (+jijM)
That's very sweet.
Posted by: Vendette at July 18, 2015 12:23 AM (TEpA2)
Jackhole, Ithink I did (get an Orange Julius at the Dubai mall).
A ampersand W. Last one of those that I saw was also overseas. Japan? Middle East? Can't remember.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2015 12:23 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at July 18, 2015 12:23 AM (rHXGG)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 18, 2015 12:19 AM (HalrA)
Hmmm.... OK... changing my list...
I want George Washington... Ben Franklin.... and......
Barrack Obama....
Because my guess is Obama would not leave that meeting in one piece... and me and Ben could watch the fight and drink....
Posted by: BB Wolf at July 18, 2015 12:23 AM (qh617)
Dad had two beers, I had ten.
I almost feel like that black-lab in the ice-pool after Dad left.
...except I'm Not That Cool.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 17, 2015 11:29 PM
Cool, just had Dad here earlier this week for a couple of days. Enjoy them while they are here.
Is your Dad nearby? Mine is about 4 hours away so it only happens so often.
Posted by: Farmer at July 18, 2015 12:23 AM (o/90i)
Reagan, Thatcher and John Paul II.
Just to see the smiles on their faces when they talked about bringing down the Iron Curtain would be worth it.
Plus, they would have all kinds of advice about dealing with the USA now.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 18, 2015 12:24 AM (Z7G74)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Freak Flag Flyin' at July 18, 2015 12:24 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: mindful webworker
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Yeah. That's a problem. Most of the famous people that I would like to sit and talk to with would find me dull as dish water.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2015 12:24 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at July 18, 2015 12:24 AM (rHXGG)
Posted by: Anachronda at July 18, 2015 12:00 AM (o78gS)
Yeah, that was annoying. Several friends had 8-track home recorders, and they simply dubbed albums onto 8-tracks, and when the track changed, it changed, ka-chunk! But only a half-second or so of music was lost. Not nearly so obtrusive as the commercial cartridges were.
But I think that was due to how the commercial tapes were duped. They'd record the entire width of the tape at once, all tracks, from a bulk roll of 1/4" tape, and then cut off sections and splice them into the loops to load into cartridges. So they needed some wiggle room in the splice area.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2015 12:25 AM (fNpC1)
Posted by: The Jackhole somewhere on Ventura Highway at July 18, 2015 12:25 AM (dULJN)
Did you untie her then?
I keed. congrats.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 18, 2015 12:25 AM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2015 12:23 AM (QDnY+)
Canada!!!!! I had a burger and onion rings a couple weeks back. Love, love, love the onion rings.
They are also in the US. Looking online, apparently they are in Maryland and Virginia...
Posted by: Vendette at July 18, 2015 12:26 AM (TEpA2)
You know, like ducks.
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 10:44 PM (MQEz6)
***
I think there a TV show about that.
Dyke Dynasty.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 18, 2015 12:26 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 18, 2015 12:26 AM (YGnSA)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at July 18, 2015 12:00 AM (Q819Q)
Bamboo needles? Well ain't you hoity-toity? All we had were cactus thorns, and we thought we were lucky to have those.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2015 12:27 AM (fNpC1)
Posted by: kbdabear at July 18, 2015 12:27 AM (GrXXa)
Jackhole, Ithink I did (get an Orange Julius at the Dubai mall).
A ampersand W. Last one of those that I saw was also overseas. Japan? Middle East? Can't remember.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2015 12:23 AM (QDnY+)
Aren't they owned by DQ now?
Yep:
http://tinyurl.com/onpq93j
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at July 18, 2015 12:27 AM (Z7G74)
Cut, jib, newsletter.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at July 18, 2015 12:24 AM (rHXGG)
Let's organize the wedding!
We already have a minister: FelenonSpoke.
Posted by: Vendette at July 18, 2015 12:27 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 18, 2015 12:28 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: Hillary!!! at July 17, 2015 11:30 PM
EWWWWW!
Down to your waist?
Right now I'm in Scott Walker's camp. His are high and tight unlike Christie's.
Posted by: Farmer at July 18, 2015 12:28 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel
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And therein lies the rub.
Who wouldn't want to meet Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, etc.? But we know so much already.
I can never narrow it down to three. It always depends on who(whom?) I've been reading lately, what my current interests are, etc.
Of course Dutch is high on the list, The Duke, Harriet Tubman, where would you draw the line? I just watched "42" recently, and am now fascinated by Jackie Robinson's story - I'd love to buy him a beer or three.
Posted by: Chi at July 18, 2015 12:28 AM (sCQ6C)
Really do think there needs to be a special place in hell for PP. My Colorado morons know this about me. I had an abortion when I lived on the dark side. It still haunts me till this day and I continually ask God for his forgiveness.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 18, 2015 12:28 AM (CyXSj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2015 12:28 AM (ScdsY)
What were we talking about again?
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 18, 2015 12:29 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: lindafell de Spair at July 18, 2015 12:29 AM (xVgrA)
I'm still waiting for them to accidentally create a mini black hole that gets loose and settles to the Earth's core, then begins to grow.
Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2015 12:29 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2015 12:29 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2015 12:28 AM (ScdsY)
It would be memorable.
Posted by: Vendette at July 18, 2015 12:30 AM (TEpA2)
1) My ancestor that fought with Robert the Bruce and married one of his nieces.
2) Thomas Jefferson
3) My Ggggrandfather, who enlisted in the 5th Alabama in 1861 and made it all the way to Spottsylvania Courthouse, where he caught a minnie in leg in The Muleshoe which put him out of the war and crippled him for life. He died in 1903.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 18, 2015 12:30 AM (nL0sw)
When I was old enough to pick up the receiver on our buttonless, dial-less deskset telephone, an Operator answered, "Number, plea-ase."
I would tell them my buddy Tom's number, "Two Four Six (please)." (Talk about easy to remember! I have no idea what our number was, though.) And that grown-up adult woman would connect me to Tommy's house.
Voice activated!
Later, we got "dial" phones and it was a backward step, but I mastered it. Tom's number ended up being xxx-x246, which I can recite to this day.
Someday, telephoning will be easy again.
Posted by: mindful webworker - what goes around at July 18, 2015 12:30 AM (ACs58)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 18, 2015 12:31 AM (YGnSA)
Posted by: 16 RPM Records at July 18, 2015 12:02 AM (9mTYi)
I had a whole stack of them once. 16 2/3 RPM, actually. They were for a Muzak-type machine for piping elevator music into, well, elevators. Deliberately low-fidelity.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2015 12:31 AM (fNpC1)
We already have a minister: FelenonSpoke.
Posted by: Vendette at July 18, 2015 12:27 AM (TEpA2)
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We'll have pipers, of course, and Berserker Dragonheads can bring the band. I've always wanted to hear a metal version of the Wedding March.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Freak Flag Flyin' at July 18, 2015 12:31 AM (jR7Wy)
hell for PP. My Colorado morons know this about me. I had an abortion
when I lived on the dark side. It still haunts me till this day and I
continually ask God for his forgiveness.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 18, 2015 12:28 AM (CyXSj)
{{{WDS}}}
Posted by: Vendette at July 18, 2015 12:32 AM (TEpA2)
Anybody else having problems loading the site tonight?
On both desktop and laptop at different times today I've had to reload multiple times, so maybe it's not me?
Posted by: Blano at July 18, 2015 12:32 AM (heN73)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2015 12:32 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at July 18, 2015 12:32 AM (rHXGG)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 18, 2015 12:28 AM (CyXSj)
You need only ask God once, sweet lady. He forgave you long ago, and wishes you would do the same, I reckon.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 18, 2015 12:32 AM (DI417)
This may be the start of something interesting.
Perhaps the Feds will try to intervene.
Posted by: eman at July 18, 2015 12:32 AM (MQEz6)
Look online to see if they're in your area. I may take a road trip one of these days for the fun of it...
Posted by: Vendette at July 18, 2015 12:33 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 18, 2015 12:33 AM (CyXSj)
Posted by: kbdabear at July 18, 2015 12:27 AM (GrXXa)
***
After all of the of the Twitter links you post here? Really?
The answer is yes, I am just surprised you posted this.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 18, 2015 12:33 AM (cygkw)
Lance Cpl. Squire K. Wells
Reservist on active duty operational support.
Entered service: February 2014.
From: Cobb, Georgia.
Occupation: Field artillery cannoneer.
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Gunnery Sgt. Thomas J. Sullivan
Active duty.
From: Hampden, Massachusetts.
Entered service: September 1997.
Occuption: Field artillery cannoneer.
Deployments: Iraq (September 2007 to April 2008, September 2004 to April 2005).
Among his decorations was the Purple Heart.
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Staff Sgt. David A. Wyatt
Active duty.
From: Burke, North Carolina.
Entered service: September 2004.
Occupation: Field artillery operations man.
Deployments: Afghanistan (October 2010 to May 2011), Iraq (October 2007 to January 200
.
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Sgt. Carson A. Holmquist
Active duty.
From: Polk, Wisconsin.
Entered service: January 2009.
Occupation: Automotive maintenance technician.
Deployments: Afghanistan (September 2013 to May 2014).
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2015 12:33 AM (9mTYi)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pt6u57r
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 18, 2015 12:33 AM (YGnSA)
Posted by: lindafell de Spair at July 18, 2015 12:33 AM (xVgrA)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2015 12:03 AM (QDnY+)
Thanks for sharing that story, rhomboid.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2015 12:33 AM (fNpC1)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 18, 2015 12:30 AM (nL0sw)
Distant relation high five! I'm descended from the Bruces.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 18, 2015 12:34 AM (HalrA)
Amen!
Do you have a celebration lined up for tomorrow? (For your birthday, not GGE!)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 18, 2015 12:34 AM (DI417)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 18, 2015 12:35 AM (YGnSA)
dial-less deskset telephone, an Operator answered, "Number, plea-ase.""
One of my my grandmothers was head telephone operator in our county when phone service first started back in the 1910's. She had lot's of funny stories she'd tell.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 18, 2015 12:35 AM (Wo9OY)
Oh yeah Larry Niven wrote a Hugo winning short story named The Hole Man about a human expedition to Mars, an alien base, and a micro-blackhole.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2015 12:35 AM (ScdsY)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 18, 2015 12:36 AM (HalrA)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 18, 2015 12:34 AM (HalrA)
Wassup cuz!
Posted by: Country Singer at July 18, 2015 12:36 AM (nL0sw)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 18, 2015 12:36 AM (CyXSj)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 18, 2015 12:36 AM (iuQS7)
Posted by: GGE of the Night Shift Horde, NC Chapter at July 17, 2015 11:55 PM
Awesome GGE. Congrats.
Posted by: Farmer at July 18, 2015 12:36 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 18, 2015 12:34 AM (DI417)
---
Nothing planned, but tomorrow night I will start at the top of Main Street in my twee little historic towne and hit all the bars and pubs on the way down. It's within walking distance of my apartment, so I won't be a danger to myself and others.*
*lies.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Freak Flag Flyin' at July 18, 2015 12:37 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 18, 2015 12:39 AM (YGnSA)
http://tinyurl.com/osl86mk
http://tinyurl.com/pwbmv8x
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 18, 2015 12:39 AM (+jijM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 18, 2015 12:39 AM (W5DcG)
And with the hearty LOL that gave me, I bid the crew adoo. Been fun to hang a while on the ONT. Rarely get to of late.
Good Night, Gracies. After you say your prayers, be sure to add thank-yous.
Posted by: mindful webworker - and praise at July 18, 2015 12:39 AM (ACs58)
Sean boyo,
We may need to set up a GoFundMe to raise bail money for All Hail Eris.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2015 12:39 AM (ScdsY)
Posted by: Snoodling
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Get off my lawn...
Posted by: 16 RPM Records at July 18, 2015 12:02 AM (9mTYi)
So were there ever any 16 rpm records? I remember having a record player (not a "turntable") when I was a kid that had that setting, but I've never seen a 16 rpm record in my life.
Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2015 12:40 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2015 12:40 AM (fNpC1)
I gotta admit, that's pretty damn cool!
Posted by: Country Singer at July 18, 2015 12:41 AM (nL0sw)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Freak Flag Flyin' at July 18, 2015 12:41 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 18, 2015 12:41 AM (GzDYP)
I wish I could say something that would put you at peace... don't torture yourself, honey.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 18, 2015 12:41 AM (DI417)
Yeah, I will never be without it. Tinnitus.
(wear hearing protection while shooting, young hordeling)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2015 12:41 AM (3pRHP)
A hard burden to bear but He forgives if you are truly repentant which you are.
(Not very religious, just my belief.)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 18, 2015 12:42 AM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2015 12:42 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2015 12:39 AM (ScdsY)
Speaking of funds, does anyone know if Baldilocks got the money she needed today? There was a post earlier that she was now homeless and about to lose everything she had in storage if she couldn't raise the money to pay the storage facility.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 18, 2015 12:42 AM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2015 12:42 AM (ScdsY)
Scripture says that when we ask God to forgive our sins, He throws them
into the deepest part of the sea--"and then," she'd add, "He puts up a
sign that says, 'No Fishing.'"
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 18, 2015 12:36 AM (iuQS7)
^^^This^^^
(For those of you who don't recognize the name, her family sheltered Jews during WWII but were caught and sent to a concentration camp. She survived.)
Posted by: Vendette at July 18, 2015 12:42 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 18, 2015 12:43 AM (DI417)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Freak Flag Flyin' at July 18, 2015 12:43 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 18, 2015 12:43 AM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 18, 2015 12:34 AM (HalrA)
Direct descendant of Robert the Bruce here.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 18, 2015 12:43 AM (iuQS7)
Posted by: Old Blue at July 18, 2015 12:43 AM (9iR5/)
got the money she needed today? There was a post earlier that she was
now homeless and about to lose everything she had in storage if she
couldn't raise the money to pay the storage facility.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 18, 2015 12:42 AM (nL0sw)
Which thread?
Posted by: Vendette at July 18, 2015 12:44 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 18, 2015 12:44 AM (CyXSj)
One of my bucket list items is, when I have the time and money, to take a road trip and follow the tracks of his regiment. That man did a lot of walking, basically to Pennsylvania and back.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 18, 2015 12:44 AM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2015 12:39 AM (ScdsY)
Speaking of funds, does anyone know if Baldilocks got the money she needed today? There was a post earlier that she was now homeless and about to lose everything she had in storage if she couldn't raise the money to pay the storage facility.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 18, 2015 12:42 AM (nL0sw)
What the heck?
Posted by: eman at July 18, 2015 12:44 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 18, 2015 12:45 AM (nL0sw)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 12:45 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2015 12:45 AM (3pRHP)
What I should get is a 1974 VW Super Beetle, which can be repaired with a shoelace and duct tape and has vent windows.
Mrs. JTB set my cell to sound like a real phone because I react to it better.
I really miss the cool feel and aroma of mimeograph handouts. I don't miss trying to line up the holes on tractor fed printer paper or typing punch cards when I always got a typo on the damn 79th column.
Posted by: JTB at July 18, 2015 12:45 AM (FvdPb)
I would sign up for this.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at July 18, 2015 12:46 AM (rHXGG)
Yeah I check her blog via the link. Goal was reached, but I'm sure more will be needed soon enough.
Posted by: Chi at July 18, 2015 12:46 AM (S5bPD)
Posted by: His Masters Voice at July 18, 2015 12:46 AM (0JuKy)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 18, 2015 12:47 AM (CyXSj)
What I don't know is how we're gonna keep her going. Any Morons in NM know anyone who can help with housing?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 18, 2015 12:47 AM (DI417)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 18, 2015 12:48 AM (DI417)
Her blog says she reached her goal.
http://is.gd/buTOH4
Now I'm worried about her.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at July 18, 2015 12:48 AM (rHXGG)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 18, 2015 12:48 AM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2015 12:40 AM (sdi6R)
Indeed there were. I don't believe that much popular music was put out on them, but they were definitely used for background music sources, and possibly for "talking books" and language lessons, and other applications where sound quality was not paramount.
I did have a stack of the records from a background music machine, and they were annoying to listen to. The sort of thing that gave rise to the term "elevator music".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2015 12:48 AM (fNpC1)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/nf2ko2b
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2015 12:49 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2015 12:39 AM (ScdsY)
Speaking of funds, does anyone know if Baldilocks got the money she needed today? There was a post earlier that she was now homeless and about to lose everything she had in storage if she couldn't raise the money to pay the storage facility.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 18, 2015 12:42 AM (nL0sw)
Yikes!!!
The good news is that she hit her goal for this month -- the bad news is a slightly longer list.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 12:49 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 18, 2015 12:49 AM (DI417)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 18, 2015 12:43 AM (XAFOu)
---
I'm nodding off.
Okay my precious poppets, time for me to fluff the pillows and hit the sack.
Today was fun. I even got yelled at a few threads back!
Good night all.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Freak Flag Flyin' at July 18, 2015 12:49 AM (jR7Wy)
http://baldilocks-talking.blogspot.com/?m=1
Posted by: Chi at July 18, 2015 12:49 AM (iTezU)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 18, 2015 12:50 AM (XAFOu)
Via Drudge (Main Story):
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/gawker-conde-nast-cfo-escort-809519
Gawker Pulls Condé Nast CFO-Escort Story: "It Is a Decision I Regret"
Posted by: A at July 18, 2015 12:51 AM (FlRtG)
Sluggor is out of this version. Adding Combat Meido Alice plus at least one other new story. Also expanding one story. Not sure what else will change.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2015 12:51 AM (ScdsY)
For a long time I was a "liberal". And then 911 happened and I took an 180 degree turn. Unfortunately I made some wrong decisions during that time.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 18, 2015 12:52 AM (CyXSj)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 18, 2015 12:52 AM (XAFOu)
What I don't know is how we're gonna keep her going. Any Morons in NM know anyone who can help with housing?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 18, 2015 12:47 AM (DI417)
Where the hell is she? NM?!?!?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 12:52 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Arbalest at July 18, 2015 12:52 AM (FlRtG)
I'm working on a blue martini glass containing whipped cream flavored vodka.
Go ahead, H8 on it!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Freak Flag Flyin' at July 17, 2015 10:19 PM (jR7Wy)
I'm at work dammit, so nothing.
Posted by: Blano at July 18, 2015 12:52 AM (heN73)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 18, 2015 12:53 AM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2015 12:53 AM (ScdsY)
Everyone brings their steam powered tractors, motors, early gas engines and they fire up the boilers on the steam powered sawmill (which has a feeder line to operate the ice-cream freezer) and they put belts to connect the grist mill...
And lots of fun is to be had. (Brooks is a couple of miles north of Salem on I-5)
http://antiquepowerland.com/html/steam-up.html
When I was a kid it was literally in a field. The parking was in one field, separated from the other field by a rope.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2015 12:53 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Freak Flag Flyin' at July 18, 2015 12:55 AM (jR7Wy)
Appropos of nothing, thus appropos in such a thread, just want to commend "Dang" for his comment in that epic earlier thread for ace's post about being honest in discussions.
After things had become pretty convoluted, and ace had used the term "shame circle" in a comment, Dang commented "what the ever loving fuck is going on here?"
Just hilarious, like many comments hereabouts.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2015 12:56 AM (QDnY+)
heheheh eh heh... you said "long'... heheh... and "hard"... heheheh
Posted by: beavis at July 18, 2015 12:57 AM (d8udV)
I think I'd be a weird one and go with Charlemagne. He pretty much kick-started mankind's rise out of the dark ages and got the gear of civilization turning again. There's things I could learn from him, I'm sure.
George Washington is also on my short list, but a lot of his thoughts are very well preserved in the written record.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 18, 2015 12:19 AM
I'd thought of Charlemagne too, and GW. Why limit it to 3? Have them and my picks, throw in Adolf Hitler, Napolean and Genghis Khan and it could be an interesting dinner party.
I'd just request we have Cazadores Tequila.
Posted by: Farmer at July 18, 2015 12:57 AM (o/90i)
I donated several months ago, but I haven't kept up.
Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2015 12:57 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 18, 2015 12:52 AM (XAFOu)
---
Bad 'ettes bad 'ettes
Whatchoo gonna do?
Whatchoo gonna do
When they come for you?
It'll be mosaiced out, but you'll be able to tell it's me by the Horde gang sign and that I'm pantsless.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Freak Flag Flyin' at July 18, 2015 12:58 AM (jR7Wy)
http://antiquepowerland.com/html/steam-up.html
When I was a kid it was literally in a field. The parking was in one field, separated from the other field by a rope.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2015 12:53 AM (3pRHP)
That sounds like fun. I have gone to the Antique Power show at Pioneer Acres in Irricana, Alberta, several times.
http://www.pioneeracres.ab.ca/events/annualshow.aspx
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2015 12:58 AM (fNpC1)
Trying to cut and past WMDS comment about mistakes.
We all made wrong decisions. Still do. That is why there is always tomorrow. New day. The past days are behind you.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 18, 2015 12:59 AM (XAFOu)
I don't know what the circumstances are. I know I haven't seen here in here in quite awhile, though.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 18, 2015 12:59 AM (nL0sw)
Posted by: OCD Con at July 18, 2015 12:59 AM (7h/1w)
There's something like that near where I grew up.
http://www.miapa.org/25th.htm
With an emphasis on the agricultural, of course.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at July 18, 2015 01:00 AM (rHXGG)
*pock!*
*chuff, chuff, chuff, chuff, chuff, chuff, chuff*
*pock!*
*chuff, chuff........
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2015 01:01 AM (9mTYi)
Also distant relation high five! Not sure how direct mine is. The family member that was really into geneology has been hard to get into contact with in recent years, and I've never had the spare time and/or money to have it researched myself. At least the money part's starting to change.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 18, 2015 01:02 AM (J+mig)
For a long time I was a "liberal". And then 911 happened and I took an 180 degree turn. Unfortunately I made some wrong decisions during that time.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 18, 2015 12:52 AM (CyXSj)
But, then again -- you were a different person. Just as Heraclitus held "no man ever steps in the same river twice", it is also true that no memory is recalled by the person who was there. We live in constant flux and change, and can only drive ourselves to be better tomorrow than today, for yesterday is gone -- hoping always that we can discern what is "better".
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 01:02 AM (EzgxV)
I got married by a guy dressed like a Viking. It's working out well so far.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 18, 2015 12:48 AM (Lqy/e)
It's better to be married by a guy dressed like a viking than to a man who's dressed like a viking. Unless you're a girl, into that, or actually a viking.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 18, 2015 01:03 AM (J+mig)
If he didn't cross what is now my back yard, he was close! Lots of recreaters and historians here and networks of peeps that share knowledge to help tracking. You won't find flags flying, but a serious study of the people and what they were going thru.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 18, 2015 01:03 AM (GzDYP)
I'm aware of a few in Utah, as well as one Hires.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 18, 2015 01:03 AM (o78gS)
Were the pillows fluffed up to the standards of BH?
Posted by: Chi at July 18, 2015 01:04 AM (HNj0s)
Everyone brings their steam powered tractors, motors, early gas engines and they fire up the boilers on the steam powered sawmill (which has a feeder line to operate the ice-cream freezer) and they put belts to connect the grist mill...
And lots of fun is to be had. (Brooks is a couple of miles north of Salem on I-5)
http://antiquepowerland.com/html/steam-up.html
When I was a kid it was literally in a field. The parking was in one field, separated from the other field by a rope.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2015 12:53 AM (3pRHP)
I actually went there last August mid-month, and EVERYBODY was saying, "you should have been here at the steam-up!" It was actually pretty interesting anyway.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 01:04 AM (EzgxV)
There is also the Dufur Threshing Bee August 8 9
http://www.dufurthreshingbee.org/bevent.html
Everything they can put a horse in front of they operate.
(To go to Dufur: Go to the Dalles, Oregon. Turn South. If you get to Wamic, you've gone too far)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2015 01:05 AM (3pRHP)
happened and I took an 180 degree turn. Unfortunately I made some wrong
decisions during that time.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 18, 2015 12:52 AM (CyXSj)
We have all made wrong decisions for which we flog ourselves (trust me, I know). Unfortunately, we flog ourselves because we think we know better than God, who has forgiven us already.
Posted by: Vendette at July 18, 2015 01:05 AM (TEpA2)
Were the pillows fluffed up to the standards of BH?
Posted by: Chi at July 18, 2015 01:04 AM (HNj0s)
The pillows were ok....the excess stuff in the living room, not so much. But I got extra credit for the three pitchers of iced tea.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 01:07 AM (EzgxV)
Anachronda - wow, Hires has/had retail locations? I well remember they were the major brand of root beer in stores (A and W we'd go get at the restaurant itself) back in the late 60s.
Seamus - just a request for you to continue posting excerpts from your dad's WWII diary in the comments when you feel like it. I *love* that stuff, could read it all day.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 18, 2015 01:07 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2015 01:05 AM (3pRHP)
I have been to Dufur. And Madras.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2015 01:08 AM (fNpC1)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2015 01:05 AM (3pRHP)
Shouldn't that be "If you get to Wamic, you've gone Du fur."?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 01:08 AM (EzgxV)
Be well and be healed. God is about forgiveness. You are his child...be at peace.
Posted by: Farmer at July 18, 2015 01:09 AM (o/90i)
"Blue cards" were part of the county gun licensing scheme that was around for 70+ years and grandfathered in, until this year when the legislature eliminated all grandfathered in local gun restrictions.
Posted by: The Hollowpoint Hat at July 18, 2015 01:11 AM (7YlUk)
All Hail.......thank you for the hug!
OCD......thank you for the websit
And Cthu......thank you for being you
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 18, 2015 01:11 AM (CyXSj)
close! Lots of recreaters and historians here and networks of peeps that
share knowledge to help tracking. You won't find flags flying, but a
serious study of the people and what they were going thru.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 18, 2015 01:03 AM (GzDYP)
Since you're in Spotsy, no wonder. And I'm sure the Civil War Preservation Trust has you well under care.
Posted by: Vendette at July 18, 2015 01:11 AM (TEpA2)
I'd just request we have Cazadores Tequila.
Posted by: Farmer at July 18, 2015 12:57 AM (o/90i)
Ok on Hitler.
But only if we all get to kick him in the ball.
Posted by: buzzion at July 18, 2015 01:11 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 18, 2015 01:12 AM (ucDmr)
His unit was, at the time of Spotsylvania, in the ANV Second Corps (Ewell), Rodes' Division, Battle's Brigade. He was in the line that got hit by Wright's Union division in the Bloody Angle on 12 May.
Fortunately, I've got a pretty good account of the unit's history, and even a transcription of his service record. Now I just need to actually go see all the battlefields he was on.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 18, 2015 01:13 AM (nL0sw)
Anachronda - wow, Hires has/had retail locations? I well remember
they were the major brand of root beer in stores (A and W we'd go get at
the restaurant itself) back in the late 60s.
Since I'm an Army brat who grew up in Yerp, I can't speak for the size of their retail operation. There is a Hires restaurant in Salt Lake City that I highly recommend; good root beer, good food.
Apparently, mom and dad hung out at an A ampersand W quite a bit when they were dating; when he retired and we moved back to the states (and picked up our big American station wagon with the dent in the tailgate because the shipping container wasn't quite large enough), first thing we did was head to an A ampersand W where dad told the waitstaff how long he had been looking forward to it. Only after that did we drive home to Utah.
The A ampersand Ws in Utah that I'm aware of are in Logan and St. George.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 18, 2015 01:14 AM (o78gS)
I tried to stay quiet because I didn't have anything to add.
But I want to reiterate that He has already forgiven you, a long time ago. Please don't beat yourself up.
And I can't think of one person I know that will admit to it - even ones I know of as fact, including family.
I think the admission itself is incredibly brave of you. And your sorrow is honorable.
Posted by: Chi at July 18, 2015 01:15 AM (0R8lP)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 18, 2015 01:16 AM (iuQS7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2015 01:16 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Vendette at July 18, 2015 01:16 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2015 01:08 AM (fNpC1)
I am impressed. I love that area. In the Spring and early summer and late, late fall.
I was always impressed by the Balch Motel in Dufur. First time I stayed there I couldn't find a hotel room in the Dalles. The second time was because when it came down to some place in the Dalles and the Balch I'd rather drive the extra miles.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 18, 2015 01:16 AM (3pRHP)
So Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan soundtrack.
https://youtu.be/DOFHi7SRMoU
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2015 01:17 AM (ScdsY)
Posted by: Vendette at July 18, 2015 01:17 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 18, 2015 01:19 AM (GzDYP)
429 437 I doubt it because by the time we were notified she only had like 2 hours left and she was only up to $150 and she needed $700.
UPDATE--- SUMMAMAMA-BITCH SHE MADE IT!!!
Here's the link: http://tinyurl.com/q9dzb2z
Posted by: MAx at July 18, 2015 01:19 AM (YJeFl)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 18, 2015 01:19 AM (bZQB+)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 17, 2015 11:23 PM (oVJmc)
They're not Christians, so they get a pass.
Posted by: Blano at July 18, 2015 01:20 AM (heN73)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 18, 2015 01:20 AM (CyXSj)
happened and I took an 180 degree turn. Unfortunately I made some wrong
decisions during that time.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 18, 2015 12:52 AM (CyXSj)
You ain't the only one. I was never really far-left, but I used to pride myself on being a centrist, and "open to good ideas no matter where they came from", and thought my parents were just sticks in the mud for being hardcore Reagan Democrats. I figured they were proof of that old saw "there's no believer like a convert." In short, I was so proud of my open-mindedness that my vanity had blinded me to the obvious.
It wasn't a single event that shook me out of it, it was years of watching politics and watching the Left go further and further away from reason into madness that eventually made me go "What the hell? People actually believe this drivel?"
An open mind is like a fortress with its drawbridge down and its gates unbarred.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 18, 2015 01:22 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: OCD Con at July 18, 2015 01:22 AM (7h/1w)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 17, 2015 11:23 PM (oVJmc)
They're not Christians, so they get a pass.
Posted by: Blano at July 18, 2015 01:20 AM (heN73)
Somebody needs to hook the Scientologists up with the Westboro Baptist clowns. You might get a critical mass of asshole.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2015 01:23 AM (fNpC1)
Posted by: bour3 at July 18, 2015 01:23 AM (5x3+2)
Posted by: OCD Con at July 18, 2015 01:24 AM (7h/1w)
Posted by: binge-watching Mad Men for some reason at July 18, 2015 01:24 AM (njKyW)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 18, 2015 01:24 AM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Vendette at July 18, 2015 01:25 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 18, 2015 01:12 AM
Time for bed here. How are you all doing there in cheeseland? Dad just brought us down some great 7 yo cheddar the rest of the country would die for at these prices.
Hotter than hell here, 98 or something. Hope you and the Mrs. are doing well there.
Posted by: Farmer at July 18, 2015 01:26 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Ernst Blofeld at July 18, 2015 01:27 AM (Awb+1)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 18, 2015 01:29 AM (CyXSj)
Funny thing: when #4 came out, there was the head of the exhaust valve, lying loose in the cylinder, where it had broken off the stem. Tried to pick it up with a magnet, and it is completely non-magnetic. Wonder what kind of alloy it's made from?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2015 01:29 AM (fNpC1)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 01:29 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Ernst Blofeld at July 18, 2015 01:27 AM (Awb+1)
I've heard some rumblings that at least one of the rifles was full-auto. I haven't seen anything that confirms that, though. If it's true, it's going to be very interesting to see where/how he got it. Hence my socking Holder early in the comments.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 18, 2015 01:29 AM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 18, 2015 01:30 AM (nL0sw)
rifles was full-auto. I haven't seen anything that confirms that,
though. If it's true, it's going to be very interesting to see
where/how he got it. Hence my socking Holder early in the comments.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 18, 2015 01:29 AM (nL0sw)
Local news said AK-47, 12-guage, and 9-mm
Posted by: Vendette at July 18, 2015 01:31 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: MAx at July 18, 2015 01:32 AM (YJeFl)
*pock!*
*chuff, chuff, chuff, chuff, chuff, chuff, chuff*
*pock!*
*chuff, chuff....
I had a job that involved getting this big, cast iron, single cylinder engine with a giant flywheel started, to pump irrigation water. Wind rope around flywheel (be sure you don't wind it backwards: the machine would run backwards, and suck mud out of the ditch!). With rope in hand, PULL.
If you were lucky, usually on the 4th or 5th try, it would start.
Bang! whooosh. Bang! whooosh. etc.
diesel, kerosene, alchohol, gasoline... I don't think it cared.
Posted by: one lunger cast iron pump at July 18, 2015 01:33 AM (SyrNW)
The Instructor of Aerial Combat Wizard Candidates: Giant space bugs take over the Earth and mankind lives in floating cities defended by flying teenage wizards. The story focuses on the three most incompetent ones...
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 18, 2015 01:33 AM (7YlUk)
That's why they invented powdered alcohol.
http://tinyurl.com/p6awuz8
Posted by: bergerbilder at July 18, 2015 01:33 AM (+jijM)
Posted by: Farmer at July 18, 2015 01:34 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 18, 2015 01:30 AM (nL0sw)
I liked him then and I like him better now.
Next you're going to tell me he got shuffled off to Buffalo in favor of someone incompetent who grades military units on their ability to achieve diversity.....
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 01:34 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 18, 2015 01:13 AM (nL0sw)
The battlefields are still all around us. If my FIL wasn't so messed up by age and across the country, he'd be great help as a past reenacter. He traced his family back to a Spaniard who fled the Inquisition to Mexico.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 18, 2015 01:36 AM (GzDYP)
was the jumping point because it was my birthday and I could not
believe the MSM coverage.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 18, 2015 01:29 AM (CyXSj)
You are loved and appreciated.
Posted by: Vendette at July 18, 2015 01:36 AM (TEpA2)
Is the BH home yet? And you are in safe mode w/ her?
Posted by: Farmer at July 18, 2015 01:34 AM (o/90i)
She's home, and she's zonked. Nothing like a nice, relaxing, 10-hour journey with 6.5 hours in the air....
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 01:37 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 18, 2015 01:37 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by: MAx at July 18, 2015 01:32 AM (YJeFl)
That's my guess. Engine valves, I think, are often made with head of one alloy friction-welded to a steel stem, are they not?
This engine, strictly speaking, is not a Crosley product. It has "Aerojet" cast into the side of the block, and it was part of a military APU or ground power unit. Had a big fuel-fired heater attached, and was used to run a generator, which was not attached to the engine when I got it. Forged steel crank, 4-ring pistons; it's a beautifully-made little sucker.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2015 01:37 AM (fNpC1)
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 18, 2015 01:38 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 18, 2015 01:39 AM (CyXSj)
Posted by: Vendette at July 18, 2015 01:31 AM (TEpA2)
Yeah, but to be fair the MSM calls ALL guns AK-47's, 12-gauges and 9-mms.
Unless it's a white guy, then it's an AR-15.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 18, 2015 01:39 AM (AkOaV)
He finished out his tour as Commanding General at Fort Gillem and retired.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 18, 2015 01:40 AM (nL0sw)
That's why I love genealogy, all of the fascinating stories.
I've thought about getting into the reenacting, but just don't have the time. Maybe some day.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 18, 2015 01:42 AM (nL0sw)
HK
Goodnight
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 18, 2015 01:39 AM (CyXSj)
Good night!
Posted by: Vendette at July 18, 2015 01:42 AM (TEpA2)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 18, 2015 01:44 AM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Spawn of Mayhem at July 18, 2015 01:44 AM (UGc9l)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 18, 2015 12:28 AM (CyXSj)
You need only ask God once, sweet lady. He forgave you long ago, and wishes you would do the same, I reckon.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 18, 2015 12:32 AM (DI417)
Zactly. He's already forgotten it.
Posted by: Blano at July 18, 2015 01:45 AM (heN73)
Posted by: Vendette at July 18, 2015 01:31 AM (TEpA2)
Judging from the pics from the front of the recruiting center, along with the descriptions of the firing, I wouldn't be at all surprised if it was either an outright auto AK or an illegally modded one.
https://youtu.be/oIv_RrgCfWs
Posted by: Country Singer at July 18, 2015 01:47 AM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 18, 2015 01:50 AM (UnJ7w)
Cato......I was drifting centered and moral. 911 was the jumping point
because it was my birthday and I could not believe the MSM coverage.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 18, 2015 01:29 AM (CyXSj)
Sounds a lot like me. Muddled up mess, but still had the old morality. 9/11 didn't really shift me a lot, so much as cement the direction I was already headed in. 2000 was the first election I got to vote in, and I happily voted Bush, because even to a mind clinging to the last vestiges of moderate-ness, Gore was full of shit. I never had any great fear that he'd break the country the way Obama has, but just that he'd end up crippling the economy on "green" nonsense.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 18, 2015 01:51 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 01:37 AM
That should set your worries about having the place perfect for her homecoming at rest.
Now what happens when she wakes up tomorrow? LOL
I'm guessing she loves your azz enough all will be fine. Best of luck.
Posted by: Farmer at July 18, 2015 01:53 AM (o/90i)
This engine, strictly speaking, is not a Crosley product. It has "Aerojet" cast into the side of the block, and it was part of a military APU or ground power unit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 18, 2015 01:37 AM (fNpC1)
Interesting. The only Aerojet I know made rocket engines.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aerojet
Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2015 01:53 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 18, 2015 01:42 AM (nL0sw)
Watching them is cool. Come stay with us and we'll go to one.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 18, 2015 01:58 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 18, 2015 01:58 AM (GzDYP)
I know someone who does this. He was great trading between "Yeah, let's talk reality and who I am right now"
Posted by: Vendette at July 18, 2015 02:02 AM (TEpA2)
If I have it right, 'Aerojet' was the Crosley name for the engine, no? As opposed to 'Aerojet' being a separate company.
Here's nice write-up:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ygve3bx
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2015 02:02 AM (9mTYi)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crosley
The CIBA (Crosley Cast Iron Block Assembly) was a more traditional and more reliable engine utilizing a cast-iron block. When Crosley Motors, Inc. was sold, the engine was renamed "AeroJet" and production continued. Production of the AeroJet ended in 1955 and the engine rights were sold to Fageol and later to a series of different companies ending in 1972 with the Fisher-Pierce Bearcat 55. Maritime modifications mostly included increasing displacement and converting the engine to operate with a vertical axis.
Hm. Wonder why Aerojet didn't sue them for copyright infringement. I guess they figured that nobody would confuse an internal combustion engine with a solid rocket motor.
Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2015 02:04 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 01:37 AM
That should set your worries about having the place perfect for her homecoming at rest.
Now what happens when she wakes up tomorrow? LOL
I'm guessing she loves your azz enough all will be fine. Best of luck.
Posted by: Farmer at July 18, 2015 01:53 AM (o/90i)
We wouldn't have lasted as long as we have if some things weren't understood......and, among those things is that she'll be asking "why isn't the swamp drained?" when I've been up to my ass in alligators.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 02:04 AM (EzgxV)
On a side note, Hi cthulhu!
goodnight all
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at July 18, 2015 02:04 AM (KG0mU)
Posted by: Fox2! at July 18, 2015 02:05 AM (brIR5)
Posted by: Fox2! at July 18, 2015 02:05 AM (brIR5)
Beer holster?
Posted by: Vendette at July 18, 2015 02:06 AM (TEpA2)
http://tinyurl.com/nofsgnw
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2015 02:06 AM (9mTYi)
Prison School: Five high school boys enter a formerly all-girls school where they are outnumbered 200-1. They end up in the schools prison (which is literally a prison), and abused by sadistic girls.
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 18, 2015 02:07 AM (7YlUk)
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553 - 1951 Aerojet General obtained total rights to engine, car & all
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2015 02:09 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2015 02:11 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Bill Cosby at July 18, 2015 02:11 AM (oZr5y)
Posted by:
at July 18, 2015 02:07 AM (7YlUk)
bow chicka wow wow?
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 18, 2015 02:16 AM (AkOaV)
Posted by:
at July 18, 2015 02:07 AM (7YlUk)
Shower scene? I'm asking for a friend.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2015 02:17 AM (oZr5y)
For now, I'm going to call it a night. Have a good night, everyone.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 18, 2015 02:18 AM (nL0sw)
553 - 1951 Aerojet General obtained total rights to engine, car & all
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 18, 2015 02:09 AM (9mTYi)
Huh. So it really was an Aerojet engine. Cool.
Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2015 02:18 AM (sdi6R)
I was SWATted by the EPA ...
The plug got stuck ...
I forgot where the plug was ...
I was seduced by some coy koi ...
I was hedging against future CA drought ...
Posted by: Adriane the Plausible Deniability Critic ... at July 18, 2015 02:22 AM (qOsoH)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 18, 2015 02:23 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by:
at July 18, 2015 02:07 AM (7YlUk)
Shower scene? I'm asking for a friend.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 18, 2015 02:17 AM (oZr5y)
Yes, but they are saving the uncensored scenes for the Blu-ray release...
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 18, 2015 02:24 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Fox2! at July 18, 2015 02:05 AM (brIR5)
Silly, they use the old fashioned kind of bottle opener that you have affixed to the side of the fridge!
They are very good at fetch. Just don't let them get a taste of that brew, or you'll never be able to keep 'em in the fridge again.
Posted by: tcn at July 18, 2015 02:27 AM (+YMhA)
530 Sorry I was looking for better jobs.
You're right about how most valves are made, but I'm thinking mebbe they made it stainless either to deal with all the salt in a marine environment or to run alcohol or anything else hydroscopic
You are a positive and productive poster here, AOP. Consistently. Pleasure having you here.
My mom and dad met at Aerojet.
Posted by: MAx at July 18, 2015 02:31 AM (YJeFl)
"Caitlyn Jenner Exposed."
Their first nude pictorial of a transgender woman.
Should sell big.
Posted by: ero, eris, erunt at July 18, 2015 02:30 AM (oZtpZ)
Okay, I just threw up in my mouth alittle bit.
Posted by: tcn at July 18, 2015 02:31 AM (+YMhA)
Posted by: ero, eris, erunt at July 18, 2015 02:32 AM (oZtpZ)
You need to stop doing that, please.
Microaggression of the highest order.
Posted by: tcn at July 18, 2015 02:33 AM (+YMhA)
I was SWATted by the EPA ...
The plug got stuck ...
I forgot where the plug was ...
I was seduced by some coy koi ...
I was hedging against future CA drought ...
Posted by: Adriane the Plausible Deniability Critic ... at July 18, 2015 02:22 AM (qOsoH)
Compare to some of the real reasons: I was visiting a sick friend; I went to the Internet Archive to donate some stuff that may no longer exist anywhere else; I found out that a computer's firewall wasn't enabled by default, and when I turned it on I trapped a rogue process that kept wanting to phone home inside my machine [still there, BTW -- generates a "firewall block" notice every 5 seconds]; had to deal with drought watering restrictions.....
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 02:33 AM (EzgxV)
GATE: A gate opens up that connects the modern world with a D&D type fantasy world. Conflict arises so it becomes D&D stype of army vs. modern military.
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 18, 2015 02:35 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Blano at July 18, 2015 01:45 AM (heN73)
Actually, I'm pretty sure He remembers, and holds both you and your baby close to his heart at all times.
Prayers for healing, prayers for peace in your heart, dear.
Posted by: tcn at July 18, 2015 02:36 AM (+YMhA)
The A ampersand Ws in Utah that I'm aware of are in Logan and St. George.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 18, 2015 01:14 AM (o78gS)
My folks met at the XXX Drive-In in Seattle, which is/was a root beer joint. Always sounds better if you leave off the explanation, though.
Posted by: tcn at July 18, 2015 02:37 AM (+YMhA)
Posted by: gracepmc at July 18, 2015 02:40 AM (DMQhB)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 02:47 AM (EzgxV)
with the hands.
Posted by: alone eh!? at July 18, 2015 02:48 AM (b2SdX)
Posted by: ero, eris, erunt at July 18, 2015 02:47 AM (oZtpZ)
I know another nic fixated on "the 'right' people"....
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 02:50 AM (EzgxV)
Maybe you need to claim your little space here at the ONT by trying to show how cool or shocking or twisted you are, but frankly, most of us would prefer friendly company to full out pron.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: tcn at July 18, 2015 02:53 AM (+YMhA)
Lighten up Francis'
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at July 18, 2015 03:00 AM (wGWcF)
....which, I have to admit, is kind of cool on first impression. Based on actual coursework or original scholarship, it'd demonstrate a well-rounded education. It'll probably turn out to have been lifted wholesale from some video game, though.
When I was a kid, there was a series of books done by, IIRC, Penguin, where the left page was in the original language and the right page was translated. Somehow, I got hold of a few and "read" them. I remember how excited I was to find alpha-pi-omega-lambda-lambda-omega on the left page on the same line as "Apollo" on the right. Looking back with a few decades of experience, it may have seemed like a silly game.....except for the way it was so handy when we visited Saint Petersburg. PECTOPAH ftw!
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 03:01 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Blano at July 18, 2015 01:45 AM (heN73)
Actually, I'm pretty sure He remembers, and holds both you and your baby close to his heart at all times.
Posted by: tcn at July 18, 2015 02:36 AM (+YMhA)
Yes He still holds her and the baby close to his heart. But um, no, He's made it pretty clear He remembers her sin no more:
Hebrews 8:12
Hebrews 10:17
Isaiah 43:25
For starters.
Posted by: Blano at July 18, 2015 03:03 AM (heN73)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 03:11 AM (EzgxV)
It took the Botox mug of Kerry and the plight of the Americans left in Iranian prisons rotting to reduce me to yelling in under five seconds at least eight repetitions of For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.
Back to writing. Swearsies. Or sleep maybe.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2015 03:12 AM (ScdsY)
Gakkou Gurashi!: Cute highschool girls doing cute highschool girl things... during a zombie apocalypse. Also, one of the girls has snapped and talks to long dead friends as if there was no zombie apocalypse.
Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at July 18, 2015 03:14 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 18, 2015 03:12 AM (ScdsY)
No televisions were harmed by brick throwing during filming ...
Posted by: Adriane the Plausible Deniability Critic ... at July 18, 2015 03:15 AM (qOsoH)
Posted by: ero, eris, erunt at July 18, 2015 03:11 AM (oZtpZ)
It's actually kind of intriguing. First person singular, 2nd person singular, 3rd person plural.....is it all about you and the person you're talking to, and the great unwashed to which neither of you belong? Can there be no "we"? Can there be no "that guy over there"?
I signed on this evening with a second-person plural. Is there no such thing in your world?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 03:19 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: MAx at July 18, 2015 03:22 AM (YJeFl)
Hi. I'm not usually a nightwalker but I'm wide awake.
Are ONT people expected to act normal at this time in EDT?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 18, 2015 03:24 AM (1xUj/)
I signed on this evening with a second-person plural. Is there no such thing in your world?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 03:19 AM (EzgxV)
Plural case "wē" or dual case "wit"?
Posted by: Se Léodweardprætt Hæt at July 18, 2015 03:25 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: ero, eris, erunt at July 18, 2015 03:22 AM (oZtpZ)
I'll take a pass -- but if horses float your boat, SCOTUS is looking out for you.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 03:26 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: ero, eris, erunt at July 18, 2015 03:22 AM (oZtpZ)
Spricaþ Ænglisc oþþe ácwilaþ
Posted by: Se Léodweardprætt Hæt at July 18, 2015 03:26 AM (7YlUk)
Hi. I'm not usually a nightwalker but I'm wide awake.
Are ONT people expected to act normal at this time in EDT?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 18, 2015 03:24 AM (1xUj/)
For selected definitions of "normal" -- sure.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 03:28 AM (EzgxV)
Define normal please? I do not believe that term has ever been used to describe any of us early morning haunters of the ONT.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at July 18, 2015 03:30 AM (wGWcF)
I signed on this evening with a second-person plural. Is there no such thing in your world?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 03:19 AM (EzgxV)
Plural case "we" or dual case "wit"?
Posted by: Se Leodweardpratt Hat at July 18, 2015 03:25 AM (7YlUk)
You may have noted that I've been intrigued by linguistics from a young age.....but I don't know that one. Is that a distinction between "we" as a group, versus "we" as just you and me?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 03:30 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: tcn at July 18, 2015 03:30 AM (+YMhA)
Posted by: MAx at July 18, 2015 03:32 AM (YJeFl)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 03:11 AM (EzgxV)
You misspelled "scrunt."
Posted by: tcn at July 18, 2015 03:30 AM (+YMhA)
Funny, I thought I'd misspelled "Quintus".
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 03:32 AM (EzgxV)
Hebrews 10:17
Isaiah 43:25
For starters.
Posted by: Blano at July 18, 2015 03:03 AM (heN73)
Luke 15:7.
Posted by: tcn at July 18, 2015 03:32 AM (+YMhA)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 03:30 AM (EzgxV)
Dual case used for the first and second person pronouns in Old English. Even back then, it was one of the few Indo-European languages to preserve the dual case. The Instrumental Case was also preserved.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_English_grammar
Posted by: Se Léodweardprætt Hæt at July 18, 2015 03:34 AM (7YlUk)
Let me have at least two more cups of Coffee then I'll accept your challenge.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at July 18, 2015 03:35 AM (wGWcF)
Posted by: MAx at July 18, 2015 03:36 AM (YJeFl)
Posted by: MAx at July 18, 2015 03:37 AM (YJeFl)
Posted by: MAx at July 18, 2015 03:38 AM (YJeFl)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at July 18, 2015 03:40 AM (wGWcF)
Oh snaps Trump is #1 in Nevada by a wide margin with Hispanics
I'm tellin' ya you should check that link
Posted by: MAx at July 18, 2015 03:40 AM (YJeFl)
Plural case "we" or dual case "wit"?
Posted by: Se Leodweardpratt Hat at July 18, 2015 03:25 AM (7YlUk)
You may have noted that I've been intrigued by linguistics from a young age.....but I don't know that one. Is that a distinction between "we" as a group, versus "we" as just you and me?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 03:30 AM (EzgxV)
Sounds like "y'all".
Posted by: rickl at July 18, 2015 03:41 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: MAx at July 18, 2015 03:41 AM (YJeFl)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 03:30 AM (EzgxV)
Dual case used for the first and second person pronouns in Old English. Even back then, it was one of the few Indo-European languages to preserve the dual case. The Instrumental Case was also preserved.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_English_grammar
Posted by: Se Léodweardprętt Hęt at July 18, 2015 03:34 AM (7YlUk)
I took college German, so I'm familiar with Nominative, Accusative, Genitive, and Dative, but Instrumental is new to me. Dual is not so strange, but the mechanism to carve it out between singular and plural is intriguing.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 03:41 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: MAx at July 18, 2015 03:42 AM (YJeFl)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 03:46 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: MAx at July 18, 2015 03:48 AM (YJeFl)
Trump the consummate salesman vs the true believer.
Trump in a landslide.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at July 18, 2015 03:49 AM (wGWcF)
Posted by: MAx at July 18, 2015 03:50 AM (YJeFl)
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Huh. Good to know.
Posted by: Chi at July 18, 2015 03:51 AM (TIDvY)
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Huh. Good to know.
Posted by: Chi at July 18, 2015 03:51 AM (TIDvY)
Don't know if you caught my comment some nights back re: MAx.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 03:53 AM (EzgxV)
24.5 pounds without the spare barrel.
I humped the M60 on 3 continents. It doesn't like blank ammo and is susceptible to rust in moist climates. CLP is your friend.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at July 18, 2015 03:56 AM (abbZk)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at July 18, 2015 03:56 AM (wGWcF)
Posted by: Chi at July 18, 2015 03:57 AM (3jhA0)
Posted by: ero, eris, erunt at July 18, 2015 03:53 AM (oZtpZ)
Which collective? I brought my elderly neighbor's trash containers up from the curb yesterday. What have you done?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 03:57 AM (EzgxV)
624 I know I didn't.
ffs people lighten the fvck UP geez are you that desperate to be offended?
Yeah evil mean guy MAx is here trying to hurt people's feelings.
If that's what you think that's in your head, not mine.
Yeah I really think only people on the west coast are cool. Is that what you're implying I think?
So tiring
Posted by: MAx at July 18, 2015 04:00 AM (YJeFl)
Posted by: Chi at July 18, 2015 03:57 AM (3jhA0)
Just the observation that MAx's game is very repetitive. He'll stay quiet for months or years, then resurface to claim he was once your best friend; after doing this, he'll try to stir up trouble with people on the blog until he's routinely called-out for shit-stirring....then he'll disappear. When he shows up again, you'll recognize the name, but not (he hopes) the history.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 04:01 AM (EzgxV)
I'll also refrain from saying Da Bears are gonna win the Superbowl next year in case anyone roots for any other team and might be offended.
I guess I need someone to tell me how to be a better person like that.
Oh wait that was navycopjoe
Posted by: MAx at July 18, 2015 04:03 AM (YJeFl)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 04:04 AM (EzgxV)
You ok? How is the insomnia these days?
New contract starting in Q4-- relocating a private company to Germany. I hate accounting, but it pays the bills.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at July 18, 2015 04:04 AM (abbZk)
Now the Blackhawks are odds on favs to win next years Stanley Cup and the Cubs are 6 games over freaking .500 after 88 games!!
Playoffs baybee!
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at July 18, 2015 04:07 AM (wGWcF)
Posted by: MAx at July 18, 2015 03:32 AM (YJeFl)
[as an aside, note that we've been losing comments to leakage]
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619
624 I know I didn't.
ffs people lighten the fvck UP geez are you that desperate to be offended?
Yeah evil mean guy MAx is here trying to hurt people's feelings.
If that's what you think that's in your head, not mine.
Yeah I really think only people on the west coast are cool. Is that what you're implying I think? [emph added]
So tiring
Posted by: MAx at July 18, 2015 04:00 AM (YJeFl)
However tired it makes you, it looks a lot like what you said.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 04:08 AM (EzgxV)
Are you tired?
Posted by: ero, eris, erunt at July 18, 2015 04:01 AM (oZtpZ)
*swoon*
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 04:04 AM (EzgxV)
Looks like half that debate ain't gonna happen.....
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 04:10 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at July 18, 2015 04:13 AM (wGWcF)
You ok? How is the insomnia these days?
New contract starting in Q4-- relocating a private company to Germany. I hate accounting, but it pays the bills.
Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at July 18, 2015 04:04 AM (abbZk)
Had my annual physical on Thursday. Doc told me that whatever I'd done to lose 15 pounds I should do more of it. I'm like, "really.....get a cyberstalker and try to keep him from ripping me off.....I should do more of this? [Must be Obamacare.]"
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 04:13 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: ero, eris, erunt at July 18, 2015 04:12 AM (oML6v)
Great -- go ahead and debate MAx. This should be fun.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 04:15 AM (EzgxV)
620 Cooth your shit is old. I never claimed I was anyone's best friend here; but your claim that we were never friends would surprise a whole host of people who were here for years and years and saw how we interacted.
I don't stir up shit butI do defend myself when someone's talking shit behind my back. Is that wrong? I can imagine what you'd prefer instead... but that's not my perogative.
620 is a pack of lies and a string of slanders. Is it alcohol or pills or a combination thereof? You've known I live in socali for what 5 years and you ask a few weeks ago if I live in Maine? Accuse me of being Ira???
Whatever it is it is beneath you. Your understanding of what my hopes are is pure projection, as of course it must be. All you're doing is spraying your psyche all over your comments. It's not pretty.
Your ass is showing dude and you just don't see it.
I have never talked shit about you behind your back here. EVER. Not ever. Why have I not received the same courtesy? Is talking shit behind people's backs a trait you find admirable or manly? Then we'll have to agree to disagree.
Wish you could say the same. And that makes me what to you?
You just don't see it. Goddammed shame dude.
Posted by: MAx at July 18, 2015 04:15 AM (YJeFl)
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 18, 2015 04:20 AM (7YlUk)
I'm trying to stay out of all this, but...
If you're looking for anyone here this morning that is intent on being offended, try reading your last few posts.
Posted by: Chi at July 18, 2015 04:32 AM (/ACV3)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/nzbefzu
And as always be wary of strangers bearing links.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at July 18, 2015 04:33 AM (wGWcF)
How true.
I hear Trump will nominate his Hair as VP.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at July 18, 2015 04:37 AM (wGWcF)
620 Cooth your shit is old. I never claimed I was anyone's best friend here; but your claim that we were never friends would surprise a whole host of people who were here for years and years and saw how we interacted.
I don't stir up shit butI do defend myself when someone's talking shit behind my back. Is that wrong? I can imagine what you'd prefer instead... but that's not my perogative.
620 is a pack of lies and a string of slanders. Is it alcohol or pills or a combination thereof? You've known I live in socali for what 5 years and you ask a few weeks ago if I live in Maine? Accuse me of being Ira???
Whatever it is it is beneath you. Your understanding of what my hopes are is pure projection, as of course it must be. All you're doing is spraying your psyche all over your comments. It's not pretty.
Your ass is showing dude and you just don't see it.
I have never talked shit about you behind your back here. EVER. Not ever. Why have I not received the same courtesy? Is talking shit behind people's backs a trait you find admirable or manly? Then we'll have to agree to disagree.
Wish you could say the same. And that makes me what to you?
You just don't see it. Goddammed shame dude.
Posted by: MAx at July 18, 2015 04:15 AM (YJeFl)
(a) OF COURSE, my shit is old.
(b) You have repeatedly claimed a special friendship with anyone who was remotely cordial with you.
(c) I'm not talking behind your back. I've just decided (especially with the Ira thing) that I'm tired of your shit. I haven't hidden anything and nothing's covert.
(d) I've never said Maine -- I said MA. MA, as in MAx. And as far as where you are......well, gee, we're on the intertubez, ain't we? -- that's totally golden.
(e) I've already confessed to not believing that you're actually Ira, but pretending to believe that in order that you two might both get crosswise. To tell you the truth, I'm thinking that you're the guy in the Army shirt and he's the one in the goatee in front of the castle-ish thing. I would dearly love to see you go at each other hammer-and-tongs.
(f) If you're such a paragon of excellence, why aren't you still DAve? Got banned, much???
(g) After this post, come back again and accuse me of sneaking around behind your back.....
(h) your shit is old and well-documented. I'll lay it out again: you stay quiet for months or years, then resurface to claim you were someone's bestest buddy; after doing this, you'll try to stir up trouble with people on the blog until you're routinely called-out for shit-stirring....then you'll disappear. When you shows up again, people recognize the name, but not (you hope) the history.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 04:38 AM (EzgxV)
weeping may endureth for a night
but joy cometh in the morning.
Nice.
Jeez, you step away for a bit and Morons be gettin' married. Awesome. Ginger, too. Yikes!
Posted by: TJ Camper at July 18, 2015 04:44 AM (hcXrg)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 04:45 AM (EzgxV)
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Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at July 18, 2015 04:52 AM (wGWcF)
Posted by: TJ Camper at July 18, 2015 04:47 AM (hcXrg)
Fun is what you make of it.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 04:53 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at July 18, 2015 04:52 AM (wGWcF)
Excellent point.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 04:54 AM (EzgxV)
Any surprise I read >10 high top and bottom?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 05:11 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at July 18, 2015 05:23 AM (wGWcF)
Cthulu,
If you're still here: do you read fiction much?
I haven't in ages but you posts above reminded me of a good one. The Sparrow by Mary Doria Russel. The main character is a Father Emilio Sandoz, a Jesuit linguist fluent in - I forget how many - languages and expert in deciphering new ones.
It was a fantastic read but do NOT read spoilers if you're interested.
http://tinyurl.com/onv6jj7
Posted by: TJ Camper at July 18, 2015 05:41 AM (hcXrg)
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Posted by: Panhandler at July 18, 2015 05:55 AM (ElBCE)
Hey Cthulhu,
Have you had a chance to look at this list yet? The gaps are what I'm missing but if somebody has them elsewhere it would save some shipping.
Posted by: Epobirs at July 18, 2015 05:56 AM (IdCqF)
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 18, 2015 09:03 AM (Xa4vS)
Posted by: Patrick at July 18, 2015 10:30 AM (U6YEj)
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Posted by: redc1c4 at July 18, 2015 12:09 PM (vIjYi)
Hey Cthulhu,
Have you had a chance to look at this list yet? The gaps are what I'm missing but if somebody has them elsewhere it would save some shipping.
Posted by: Epobirs at July 18, 2015 05:56 AM (IdCqF)
Check The Internet Archive.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 18, 2015 12:50 PM (EzgxV)
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