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Morning Thread (7-17-2015)

Friday!

Posted by: Andy at 06:37 AM




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1 Tgif !

Posted by: Mccool at July 17, 2015 06:38 AM (PhpHA)

2
Boom the Friday!

Posted by: Achmed the Terrorist at July 17, 2015 06:41 AM (IzUrJ)

3 Indeed

Posted by: gunslingeraz at July 17, 2015 06:41 AM (Ij1fE)

4 Roomy.

Posted by: fluffy at July 17, 2015 06:43 AM (2iV3X)

5 Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 06:43 AM (uDURn)

6

DAY 983

480 to go (553 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, mewling mattress myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 06:44 AM (St6BJ)

7 FRIDAY!


Sorry folks I just woke up and rocking chair had me, and is about to have me some more.

Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason at July 17, 2015 06:45 AM (GpgJl)

8 I have bad feeling about this.

Posted by: Every Star Wars character ever at July 17, 2015 06:46 AM (ueOgE)

9 Sefton, you still boycotting malevolent Massholes?

Posted by: fluffy at July 17, 2015 06:46 AM (2iV3X)

10
So wait, even before the sham treaty is voted on in Congress, Horseface admitted that if by some miracle it's rejected, we would be in breach of the UN.

Wait, he signed us up to oblige by this with the UN BEFOREHAND?

I'm so shocked.

Good fucking grief.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 06:47 AM (St6BJ)

11 Sorry folks I just woke up and rocking chair had me, and is about to have me some more.



Take the rest of the week off Vic. You've earned it.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 06:47 AM (uDURn)

12 Since Vic is apparently AWOL, I'll put up a news item I found rather amusing in a "WTF???" kind of way:

Apparently, Choom Boy is skeert to say in the Hilton in NYC because it has just been purchased by a Chinese company....

No doubt he'd rush to have reservations made for him if Iranians owned the place. Them, he trusts.

http://pge.sx/1TGJK1K (Link to NY Post)

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 17, 2015 06:47 AM (JaVx+)

13 9 Sefton, you still boycotting malevolent Massholes?
Posted by: fluffy at July 17, 2015 06:46 AM (2iV3X)


What was that one again?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 06:47 AM (St6BJ)

14 Give Kerry a Nobel Peace Prize. Maybe pin it to his saddle blanket.

Posted by: fluffy at July 17, 2015 06:48 AM (2iV3X)

15 Vic's not getting paid today

Posted by: Tmitsss at July 17, 2015 06:48 AM (Pa9vP)

16 Good morning horde.

Posted by: @votermom at July 17, 2015 06:49 AM (cbfNE)

17 Fwiday.

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at July 17, 2015 06:49 AM (6qR/9)

18 14 Give Kerry a Nobel Peace Prize. Maybe pin it to his saddle blanket.
Posted by: fluffy at July 17, 2015 06:48 AM (2iV3X)


He deserves something else made famous by Nobel. Up his ass. And lit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 06:49 AM (St6BJ)

19 >>> What was that one again?

Drive up here. You'll meet a few.

Posted by: fluffy at July 17, 2015 06:50 AM (2iV3X)

20 vic must be sleeping in

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at July 17, 2015 06:50 AM (Lylg2)

21 Gotta give it to Kerry, though, how many people get to betray their country TWICE?

Posted by: Agent J at July 17, 2015 06:50 AM (ueOgE)

22 Good fucking grief.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 06:47 AM


My "favorite" part of the "treaty" is that it bans American inspectors from checking up on the Iranian nuke sites, and the Choom Boy/Jon Cary team agreed to that in front.

A fucking travesty. Treason charges should already have been filed, and President Historic First© should be on his way to his second Historic!!11!!! visit to a prison..

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 17, 2015 06:52 AM (JaVx+)

23 21 Gotta give it to Kerry, though, how many people get to betray their country TWICE?
Posted by: Agent J at July 17, 2015 06:50 AM (ueOgE)


I'm trying to figure out some ironic twist on Nathan Hale, but it escapes me.

I'm too enraged to be glib. We are being destroyed by malignant traitorous pigs and nothing is being done to stop them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 06:52 AM (St6BJ)

24 22 A fucking travesty. Treason charges should already have been filed, and President Historic First should be on his way to his second Historic!!11!!! visit to a prison.
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 17, 2015 06:52 AM (JaVx+)


A historic date with the hangman. I am in a mood.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 06:54 AM (St6BJ)

25
The GOP is to the Democrats as SCOAMF is to Iran.

Stupid and/or colluding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 06:56 AM (St6BJ)

26
Please, Israel (and KSA/GCC). Bomb the shit out of them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 06:57 AM (St6BJ)

27 I am in a mood.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 06:54 AM


You are indeed! That attitude would earn you a lecture on Fairness and the importance of Good Optics from Poppin' Fresh....

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 17, 2015 06:57 AM (JaVx+)

28 This is not Munich 1938.
This is Wannsee 1942.
Leading, inevitably, to Munich 1972.
And then Nuremberg 1946.
History will judge.

Posted by: Spellcheck at July 17, 2015 06:57 AM (1mPbg)

29
Have I gobsmacked the horde with my ravings?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 06:57 AM (St6BJ)

30 28 This is not Munich 1938.
This is Wannsee 1942.
Leading, inevitably, to Munich 1972.
And then Nuremberg 1946.
History will judge.
Posted by: Spellcheck at July 17, 2015 06:57 AM (1mPbg)


Nuremburg? Who will be in the dock?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 06:58 AM (St6BJ)

31 >>>ince Vic is apparently AWOL, I'll put up a news item I found rather amusing in a "WTF???" kind of way:

Apparently, Choom Boy is skeert to say in the Hilton in NYC because it has just been purchased by a Chinese company....

No doubt he'd rush to have reservations made for him if Iranians owned the place. Them, he trusts.
.
.
.From what I remember the SS cant let him stay there due to the concerns of "bugging" that are listed in he article. When I was with DOD anything that had the least smidgen to do with a Chinese Company or venture was red flagged and if you went there you couldn't bring any Government Tech with you.

Times may have changed though, it has been a few years.

Posted by: The Great White Sctosman at July 17, 2015 06:59 AM (iONHu)

32
Well, what stupid thing will that Bozo Trump say today?

That Obumer is a terrible President? No he's already said that.
That Hillary would make a terrible President? No. Said that too.
That we should build the fence and take our country back? No. Already said that.
How about our armed forces should be able to be armed while on federal property? No. He said that LAST WEEK as he gave his Arizona speech.

But was he nuanced about it? No.And fu*k that sh*t. Just tell it like it is. And the MFM can go straight to hell.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at July 17, 2015 07:01 AM (j2xmV)

33 Hillary and Kerry will claim they were just following orders.
So will Obama.
I don't think ValJar has the stomach for a bunker suicide.

Posted by: Spellcheck at July 17, 2015 07:02 AM (1mPbg)

34 Caitlyn is so courageous. I teared up during her speech. A fine role model for our young women and men.

Posted by: John F. Kerry at July 17, 2015 07:02 AM (6qR/9)

35 My new firearm arrived yesterday. It's from Israel. :-)

Posted by: V the K at July 17, 2015 07:02 AM (O7MnT)

36 One of the Jerusalem Post headline stories today covers a "rare" meeting between Hamas leaders and the King of Saudi Arabia, and predicts warmer relations between the two.

So much for an anti-Iran "alliance" between Israel and its Arab "neighbors," eh? Looks like the Israelis are gonna have to go it alone once again....

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 17, 2015 07:02 AM (JaVx+)

37 Isnt the Waldorf owned by the Chinese, too? Maybe Trump can find him a room....

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2015 07:02 AM (iQIUe)

38 All Jenner's tweets are: "ooo! what shall I wear?!!!"

Anyway, there s a nice closeup of her mug on DM as he and a group of trannies go to the track.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2015 07:04 AM (iQIUe)

39 Posted by: Spellcheck at July 17, 2015 07:02 AM

That "defense" worked really well for the Nazi bigs, didn't it?

The WH press shills would be in line for 20 years or so if Nuremberg standards were applied to the current regime.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 17, 2015 07:06 AM (JaVx+)

40 When does Chubs start at Fox?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2015 07:06 AM (iQIUe)

41 Chattanooga Islamists' last tweet: "O American dogs soon YOU will see the wonders #Chattanooga #USA #ISIS."

http://tinyurl.com/nrdhoaf

Posted by: V the K at July 17, 2015 07:06 AM (O7MnT)

42 @29 Have I gobsmacked the horde with my ravings?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 06:57 AM (St6BJ)

Actually, I thought @25 was quite insightful. I was about to acknowledge it, then saw @29. So, Joker in the jail cell clap to you.

I just don't know how it can get even worse, yet experience has shown me that it can, and will. The country is like a drunk shuffling in the dark towards an open elevator shaft. (No offense to any 'Rons who've accidentally done that after a long night of ValuRite.)

Posted by: Agent J at July 17, 2015 07:06 AM (ueOgE)

43 Have I gobsmacked the horde with my ravings?



No. Lack of maybe.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 07:08 AM (uDURn)

44 Hillarybot responds to Iran question from humanoid.

http://tinyurl.com/qg3ftjl

Posted by: V the K at July 17, 2015 07:08 AM (O7MnT)

45
During the negotiations with Iran, I wore my boonie hat at night in the hotel for good luck. That's the one I wore on the secret mission into Cambodia when I was personally ordered to conduct the mission by President Richard Nixon. I also fapped wearing the boonie hat while recalling my heroic mission to liberate the Cambodian people from bondage.

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at July 17, 2015 07:10 AM (IzUrJ)

46 The GOP is 100pct responsible for this disasterous treaty and will be 100pct responsible if a nuke exchange happens in the Middle East.

There will be blood and it will be on their hands.

The GOP cannot die fast enough.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 17, 2015 07:10 AM (xsp+c)

47 WRT the Chinese and avoiding them, didn't the head of the department that let them steal the identities of the military get the memo? Obama is concerned about his security but not ours or the military? I wish I could say I am shocked, but I am only disgusted.

Posted by: Chilling the most at July 17, 2015 07:11 AM (zW5rQ)

48 Hillary and Jeb are two sides of the same old rusty coin.

http://tinyurl.com/oq3oqo2

Posted by: V the K at July 17, 2015 07:12 AM (O7MnT)

49 TGIF morons

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 17, 2015 07:13 AM (FnK3f)

50 Steyn: On the eve of World War III, the American political-press complex is obsessed with pop culture.

http://tinyurl.com/pf5fqsf

Posted by: V the K at July 17, 2015 07:14 AM (O7MnT)

51 Posted by: John F'n Kerry at July 17, 2015 07:10 AM (IzUrJ)

You've gone from faaping horses to goats. Traitor

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 17, 2015 07:15 AM (FnK3f)

52 Gay marriage victor throws hissy-fit at Texas Governor at airport; gets bumped from flight

http://tinyurl.com/qxbd6oh

Posted by: V the K at July 17, 2015 07:17 AM (O7MnT)

53 @48

And Jeb has announced that he is in favor of transgendered serving in the military say apparently he and the beast share another democrat principle.

Other than the Kennedys I can't think of another family that's caused this much destruction.

Pappy squandered the Reagan legacy and led to Clinton, W effectively destroyed the GOP with massive expansIons of the leviathan and the welfare state and directly led to the disaster and maniac we have in office now so I suppose Jeb being elected would be like delivering the coup de grace to this once great country.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 17, 2015 07:18 AM (xsp+c)

54 Lots of rain in FL. Eat now girls!


http://www.ustream.tv/channel/goatslive

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2015 07:20 AM (iQIUe)

55 CNN: Why would he do this, he was such a nice boy. He wasn't overly religious, must be something else...CBF upset him?

Posted by: Colin at July 17, 2015 07:20 AM (WQLtV)

56 ...so I suppose Jeb being elected would be like delivering the coup de grace to this once great country.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 17, 2015 07:18 AM


Given the events of the last two months, I'd say the traditional CdG has already been delivered by Choom Boy and his myrmidons. By early '17, there won't be much, if anything, left for Jeb! to mess up.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 17, 2015 07:22 AM (JaVx+)

57 Morning all. Shudder to think what the next shoe to drop will be, for the country. Is there any sort of depth that the Progs have not drug us down to, or do I only have a lack of imagination?

Posted by: kraken at July 17, 2015 07:25 AM (sdxPm)

58 I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still
got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to
help you.

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 17, 2015 07:27 AM (VcOqI)

59 Is there any sort of depth that the Progs have not drug us down to,

or do I only have a lack of imagination?


No.
Yes.

Pray.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 07:27 AM (uDURn)

60 Morning, Glories!

Are computers required for microaggressions?

Posted by: mindful webworker - to finity and between! at July 17, 2015 07:28 AM (FE+I8)

61 >>>>CNN: Why would he do this, he was such a nice boy. He wasn't overly religious, must be something else...CBF upset him?
.
.
.I saw that too. They failed to mention that his Dad was under investigation for a couple of years for foreign terrorist ties and that the punk a$$ kid disappeared for quite some time back to the Mid East and had just recently returned back "home".

But all in all, he was just good kid led astray, blah, etc......

Posted by: The Great White Sctosman at July 17, 2015 07:29 AM (iONHu)

62 @57

You can never know but it seems like the SCOAMF is ticking off boxes and going through the Marxist/critical theory/agitator bucket list.

We have two more years ahead of straight ahead pure Marxism, it's going to get worse and accelerate as he makes full use of the time he has left.

And you couple that with a thoroughly corrupt GOP and we are staring into the teeth of disaster and ruin.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 17, 2015 07:29 AM (xsp+c)

63 In defiance of any federal regulation or executive order, the members of the military must act in open defiance of their treasonous commander in chief and his political minions in the military and out, and take the necessary steps to protect themselves.

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 17, 2015 07:30 AM (VcOqI)

64 VIA, are you here? I posted a picture of your wife's boobs on the Internet. FYI.

Posted by: Gingy at July 17, 2015 07:30 AM (WvS3w)

65 V-22 Osprey is like some kind of Transformer or something.

http://tinyurl.com/pf9qyto

Posted by: V the K at July 17, 2015 07:30 AM (O7MnT)

66 My "favorite" part of the "treaty" is that it bans
American inspectors from checking up on the Iranian nuke sites, and the
Choom Boy/Jon Cary team agreed to that in front.

A fucking
travesty. Treason charges should already have been filed, and President
Historic First should be on his way to his second Historic!!11!!!
visit to a prison..


Posted by: MrScribbler at July 17, 2015 06:52 AM (JaVx+)


Funny how that part of the "historic" treaty never got mentioned until now. But the Vichy Republicans will still go along with it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 07:31 AM (DiZBp)

67 Also, I didn't get a chance to read much news yesterday.

Have they figured out the motive for yet another Religion of Peace adherent suddenly going inexplicably violent?

Posted by: mindful webworker - foolish mortal at July 17, 2015 07:32 AM (FE+I8)

68 They failed to mention that his Dad was under
investigation for a couple of years for foreign terrorist ties and that
the punk a$$ kid disappeared for quite some time back to the Mid East
and had just recently returned back "home". Posted by: The Great White Sctosman at July 17, 2015 07:29 AM


Isn't this, in many ways, the story of Obama?

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 17, 2015 07:32 AM (JaVx+)

69 Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think
you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

Then we can begin laying plans to eradicate the Muslim threat that lies within.

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 17, 2015 07:32 AM (VcOqI)

70 Vermont pastor sentence to one year in prison for refusing to perform a homosexual marriage. Something about the church was also registered as a business and therefore ran afoul of the state's anti-discrimination laws.

Posted by: WOPR at July 17, 2015 07:32 AM (nRvEn)

71 Mark Steyn is good today.

Posted by: MTF at July 17, 2015 07:32 AM (DkJ4E)

72 Eek, a hand that is not exactly like mine!

http://tinyurl.com/eeekhand

Link to Twitter.

Posted by: Mama AJ at July 17, 2015 07:33 AM (61JYR)

73 Obama says that without family support he could have been in prison






So if not for those typical white people grandparents, Prezzy Choom would be rotting in prison and not fucking up the country. Damn those people!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 07:33 AM (DiZBp)

74 Posted by: Gingy at July 17, 2015 07:30 AM (WvS3w)
===========================

Right here Gingy!

Posted by: Not VIA but willing to inspect boobs for no fee at all at July 17, 2015 07:34 AM (DkJ4E)

75 Yes, Dave, you are correct. The United States would assist Iran in any attack upon it by Israel. That is why Netanyahu has appeared so ashen and off-balance in recent public statements. He knows now the depths of Obama's traitorous soul.

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 17, 2015 07:34 AM (VcOqI)

76 Can't fight it if you won't name it.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 17, 2015 07:35 AM (NeFrd)

77 @66

The GOP has to go along with it - They pre-approved it.

They inverted the treaty clause and as they have said many times on many different occasions, they are not going to use appropriations to fight this President, they took impeachment off the table so they aren't going to do dick except run against something they are 100pct responsible for.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 17, 2015 07:36 AM (xsp+c)

78 WOPR: ...Something about the church was also registered as a business...

Oh, well, as long as they've got a valid reason for overriding the First Amendment, then...

Posted by: mindful webworker - imperturbably disturbed at July 17, 2015 07:37 AM (FE+I8)

79 Vermont pastor sentence to one year in prison for refusing to perform a
homosexual marriage. Something about the church was also registered as a
business and therefore ran afoul of the state's anti-discrimination
laws.


I believe that's been going around as a hoax.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 17, 2015 07:37 AM (oVJmc)

80 I just returned from a few weeks visit to Colorado. Witnessedwhat an influx of Progs and a Prog leadership can do. That state is nothing like it used to be, even a decade ago. To me, it seemed like Southern California, with bumpy topography. Denver was simply full of hipster douches. The females often projected what seemed like a veiled hostility, as did a lot of the minorities, who aren't so minority anymore, I guess
. The weed shops were booming in Denver and Fort Collins and Boulder and Loveland though. People were furing up all over the place. In Estes Park, the knit cap set were sittinf around a lot getting high, so I guess that they're content with the government they voted in. The trees are all still dead though, mostly.

Posted by: kraken at July 17, 2015 07:38 AM (sdxPm)

81 @79

It's a hoax for now but make no mistake that that will become reality.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 17, 2015 07:38 AM (xsp+c)

82 Littoral Combat Ships (now called frigates) cost less than they used to; still not that great as ships.

http://tinyurl.com/o4lcwme

Posted by: V the K at July 17, 2015 07:38 AM (O7MnT)

83 Our camera loving poster boys and girls (if that is still allowed) in Congress will pound their fists and demand hearings. How could this have happened? Oh, the apoplectic outrage. And, of course, congressional hearings will accomplish much. As they always do. Right, Chairman Gowdy?

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 17, 2015 07:40 AM (VcOqI)

84
Funny how the MFM, the politicians or SJWs are screaming for the removal of the symbols of hate that caused the shootings yesterday. Will Amazon, eBay and the rest remove Islamic merchandise?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 07:40 AM (DiZBp)

85 ...frigate...


***


Yeah, that about sums up my mood.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 17, 2015 07:40 AM (NeFrd)

86 Only a goddam idiot would ever vote for a Republican again.

Personally, I look forward to the day I can celebrate the utter destruction of the Party of Lying Treasonous Cocksuckers.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 17, 2015 07:42 AM (YFw5T)

87 With all the military downsizing, you just knew another round of base closings was in the works.

http://tinyurl.com/oj9g72k

Posted by: V the K at July 17, 2015 07:42 AM (O7MnT)

88 Jeb: Elect me and you'll get a "threesome": Not just me, but daddy and my wise brother, yeah, you guessed it! Mr. "Bring it on!" himself!

I'll be sitting this one out, thank you.

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 17, 2015 07:43 AM (VcOqI)

89 Liturgical combat ships for former pastors who wouldn't perform state approved marriages???

It's come to this...

Posted by: Emily L. at July 17, 2015 07:43 AM (61JYR)

90 Steyn points out that the Deputy Speaker of the Iranian Parliament, a guy presumably important to getting the "Agreement" through their legislative process, is currently under indictment in Argentina for blowing up a community center and killing a bunch of children among a total of 85 people.

This is Obama's group of buddies.

Posted by: MTF at July 17, 2015 07:44 AM (DkJ4E)

91 67 Also, I didn't get a chance to read much news yesterday.
Have they figured out the motive for yet another Religion of Peace adherent suddenly going inexplicably violent?
Posted by: mindful webworker - foolish mortal at July 17, 2015 07:32 AM (FE+I

I heard the two latest theories are:
1) he was distraught at the really tough terms of the Iran deal
2) as a strong supporter of reproductive choice, he was upset at the vile, baseless takedown of Planned Parenthood. I mean, who *doesn't* sell organs taken from murdered children?

Posted by: Agent J at July 17, 2015 07:45 AM (ueOgE)

92 Members of the elected political elite: Hearings, they call for. Hearings, they shout. Hearings, they demand. Me? Go fuck yourselves.

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 17, 2015 07:46 AM (VcOqI)

93 Is it too much or too weird to want the lavalantulas to attack Tehran and DC?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2015 07:46 AM (UYZgt)

94 George Bush: Wait, my brother called me an idiot?

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 17, 2015 07:47 AM (VcOqI)

95 My "favorite" part of the "treaty" is that it bans American inspectors from checking up on the Iranian nuke sites, and the Choom Boy/Jon Cary team agreed to that in front.
______________________

I'd like to see some reporter ask Obama (or Kerry) to name three things that the Iranians demanded in the "negotiations" but did NOT get.

Go ahead, think about it . . . we'll wait . . . .

Hey, we'll make it even easier for you: name just ONE thing the Iranians demanded, but didn't get . . . .

We'd be waiting all day. Every damn thing the Iranians wanted, Obama bent over and gave them.

His idea of "negotiation" is total and complete capitulation.

F*cking idiot.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 17, 2015 07:47 AM (kGrdk)

96 Per Breitbart, the Communist in the White House sent a celebratory message (something about "Ides of Fritter") to Muslims around the world on the White House Twitter account nearly two hours before his first tweet on the subject of four dead Marines killed by an Islamic gunman.

Priorities, y'know.

Posted by: mindful webworker - impeachment's too good fer 'im at July 17, 2015 07:47 AM (FE+I8)

97 Steyn points out that the Deputy Speaker of the
Iranian Parliament, a guy presumably important to getting the
"Agreement" through their legislative process, is currently under
indictment in Argentina for blowing up a community center and killing a
bunch of children among a total of 85 people.



This is Obama's group of buddies.

Posted by: MTF at July 17, 2015 07:44 AM (DkJ4E)


Barry will have him and Billy Ayres over to the White House for a beer summit.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 07:48 AM (DiZBp)

98 Have they figured out the motive for yet another Religion of Peace adherent suddenly going inexplicably violent?

Still upset about the British in Malaya in the 1950s.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 17, 2015 07:48 AM (oVJmc)

99 Islam has been given Most Favored Religion Status by our government and the President (but I repeat myself) so no, there will be no connection made between the murdering savage and his demonic death cult, and the symbols of his perverse cult, by the Most Favored Businesses that prop up our Socialist Oligarchy. (Too bitter and cynical)?

Posted by: kraken at July 17, 2015 07:48 AM (sdxPm)

100 I wish the lavalantulas were to come clean and say they can only be satisfied if fed a regular diet of politicians.

Posted by: MTF at July 17, 2015 07:49 AM (DkJ4E)

101 #98 The family pool just wasn't big enough.

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 17, 2015 07:49 AM (VcOqI)

102 A lot of people want liver *chomp* so I crush the head *slurp* *gulp* and scoop it out *chomp* *smack* and send it UPS. *burp*

Posted by: Moloch at July 17, 2015 07:49 AM (yxw0r)

103 84 Will Amazon, eBay and the rest remove Islamic merchandise?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 07:40 AM (DiZBp)

I keep social media at arm's length, but if anybody knew how to start up one of those dumbass hashtag campaigns, this would be an excellent one to try. Yeah, it's trolling like all the rest of them, but if we're afraid to throw their grenades back at them, we cede the field to the Left. Just work on the flags to start with.

Posted by: Agent J at July 17, 2015 07:49 AM (ueOgE)

104 #101 He was tired of looking in the mirror and being forced to admit that he was, and always would be, Kuwaiti trash.

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 17, 2015 07:50 AM (VcOqI)

105 Is it too much or too weird to want the lavalantulas to attack Tehran and DC?


I'd settle for the fleas of a 1,000 camels.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 07:50 AM (uDURn)

106 The family pool just wasn't big enough.

Gene pool?

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 17, 2015 07:50 AM (a42f0)

107 I believe that's been going around as a hoax.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 17, 2015 07:37 AM (oVJmc)

Blast it, I feel like an idiot. You are correct.

Or maybe it is an article from the future.

Posted by: WOPR at July 17, 2015 07:51 AM (nRvEn)

108 #106 Yes. It is known fact that Kuwaitis are terrible swimmers.

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 17, 2015 07:52 AM (VcOqI)

109 The neighbors must be thrilled.

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 17, 2015 07:53 AM (VcOqI)

110 Indeed, heaven forfend we build the Keystone Pipeline and diminish our need to pay the jizya on islamic oil.
Our Nationalist Socialist "betters" clearly have a 5 year plan to re-educate.

Posted by: Talkin' Taqyia2Me, aka DNC/MSM at July 17, 2015 07:53 AM (sJuKe)

111 Per Breitbart, the Communist in the White House sent
a celebratory message (something about "Ides of Fritter") to Muslims
around the world on the White House Twitter account nearly two hours
before his first tweet on the subject of four dead Marines killed by an
Islamic gunman.



Priorities, y'know.

Posted by: mindful webworker - impeachment's too good fer 'im at July 17, 2015 07:47 AM (FE+I


I wonder if Prezzy Race Baiter or his crew will show up at any of the Marines funerals. He probably has more important things to do like golf

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 07:53 AM (DiZBp)

112 Will Amazon, eBay and the rest remove Islamic merchandise?
Posted by: TheQuietMan

I keep social media at arm's length, but if anybody knew how to start up one of those dumbass hashtag campaigns, this would be an excellent one to try.



#RemoveMuzzieHateMerch

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 07:54 AM (uDURn)

113 I think the fleas of 1000 camels ARE attacking.

Posted by: Weasel at July 17, 2015 07:54 AM (6xtq3)

114 75 The United States would assist Iran in any attack upon it by Israel. That is why Netanyahu has appeared so ashen and off-balance in recent public statements.
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 17, 2015 07:34 AM (VcOqI)

I wonder how many "secret side agreements" were signed, and what's in them. I fully expect Centcom to have been given orders to interdict any Israeli airstrikes.

Posted by: Agent J at July 17, 2015 07:54 AM (ueOgE)

115 The family pool just wasn't big enough.


Gene pool?



Needs MOAR chlorine.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 07:55 AM (uDURn)

116 Just work on the flags to start with.

Posted by: Agent J at July 17, 2015 07:49 AM


Too late. That's like throwing a coat of polish on the body of the car that just suffered a catastrophic engine failure. It's all "oooh, SHINY!" but doesn't get you anywhere.

We're long past the point where getting rowdy on teh Twitterz would accomplish anything at all. Has been too late for hastags for seven years.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 17, 2015 07:55 AM (JaVx+)

117
93 Is it too much or too weird to want the lavalantulas to attack Tehran and DC?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2015 07:46 AM (UYZgt)

Not if they are as ruthless as Isis Annna

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 17, 2015 07:55 AM (7O/FH)

118 Oh happy days! Finally a worse traitor then me has arrived. Thanks Obama!
Maybe I won't get the cactus plant up my ass from Satan this morning...uh oh...Here he comes again....Dammit!

Posted by: Zombie Benedict Arnold at July 17, 2015 07:55 AM (D0NZx)

119 "Our littoral combat ships need a shorter name, boss."
"Frig it."
"Done! Thanks, boss!"

Posted by: Spellcheck at July 17, 2015 07:56 AM (1mPbg)

120 I wonder how many "secret side agreements" were
signed, and what's in them. I fully expect Centcom to have been given
orders to interdict any Israeli airstrikes.

Posted by: Agent J at July 17, 2015 07:54 AM (ueOgE)


You have to figure that Israel has tons of dirt on Choom (at least I hope they do) why don't they release it? Unless they are using it as an ace up their sleeves if they need to act and want to keep Choom from interfering.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 07:57 AM (DiZBp)

121 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 17, 2015 07:57 AM (ZQfW9)

122 I wonder if Prezzy Race Baiter or his crew will show up at any of the Marines funerals. He probably has more important things to do like golf
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 07:53 AM (DiZBp)

Quite frankly as a father with children about the ages of those who died, if that fucker came to my kids funeral I would spit on him. That is about the only disrespect I could show without taking his...........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 17, 2015 07:57 AM (7O/FH)

123 112 #RemoveMuzzieHateMerch
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 07:54 AM (uDURn)

Too confrontational. Needs to be something about "intolerance" or "peace" or "hate" or, of course, "children." Go straight for the amygdalas.

Posted by: Agent J at July 17, 2015 07:58 AM (ueOgE)

124 "Let it Burn" definitely puts me on the right side of history, so I should get lots of approval from Lefties now.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 17, 2015 07:58 AM (YFw5T)

125 Maybe #StopPromotingIsisHate

Posted by: Agent J at July 17, 2015 07:59 AM (ueOgE)

126 "Do not allow yourself to be upset by what people are saying about you. Let the world talk. All you need to be concerned about is doing the will of God. As for what people want, you can't please everybody and it isn't worth the effort. Quiet moments in the presence of God will more than repay you for every bit of slander that will ever be leveled against you. You muster learn to love other people without expecting any friendship from them at all. People tend to be quite fickle. They love us and leave us. They go and they come. They shift from one position to another like a kite in the wind, or a feather in the breeze. Let them do as they will. Just be sure to see God in them...God uses them to sometimes to test or bless us, using them as He has need."

Francois Fenelon - "Let Go".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 07:59 AM (OSs/l)

127 Okay, what's wrong with this picture?

On Monday evening a family in Chesterfield County, Virginia was on their property waving large Confederate flags as motor vehicles passed them by on the rural divided highway they live off of.

The family says a man pulled in their driveway, got out of his SUV, pulled a gun, chambered a round and then pointed the gun at the father's head. After mouthing off the gunman got back in his SUV and drove away without firing a shot.

The family was out the next day waving the flag on their property. A suspect was arrested Tuesday...


And what's even wronger with this picture?

A family in Austell, Georgia that flew several Confederate and U.S. flags on their property says a man drove by their house twice one day this week, each time pointing a gun at their teen-aged grandson. Police advised the family to take down their flags. They complied. No suspect has been identified or arrested.

and more.

Gateway Pundit
http://bit.ly/1JmKUrU

Posted by: mindful webworker - getting hotter at July 17, 2015 07:59 AM (FE+I8)

128 Little known about suspect in fatal shooting of marines

(AP) Beyond that, little is known about Muhammad Youssef Abdulazeez of Hixson, Tennessee, or what motivated his rampage.





Oh I see, it's a big mystery. Dylan Roof the MFM knew right away it was racism and the CBF. But for Muhammad it's a big mystery as to why. And of course the MFM wouldn't think to look into it.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 08:00 AM (DiZBp)

129 Too bitter and cynical ? Naah, just realistic and truthful.

G'mornin all !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 17, 2015 08:01 AM (go6ud)

130 >>>
The family was out the next day waving the flag on their property. A suspect was arrested Tuesday...

And what's even wronger with this picture?
------
Silly Worker, there was no Rainbow Flag flying

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 17, 2015 08:02 AM (7O/FH)

131 Its intriguing to see the different lengths Obama/Kerry and their GOP friends in the Senate are willing to go for the Iranians, who hate us and kill Americans whenever they can, versus the Canadians, with whom we share a continent, a culture and most of our history.

Iran gets 24/7 butt-licking and Canada can't even be allowed to help us out with oil and jobs.

How the fuck are we supposed to comprehend this sort of behavior? Maybe John McCain could explain it to me, just a wacko-bird crazy.

Posted by: MTF at July 17, 2015 08:02 AM (DkJ4E)

132 You have to figure that Israel has tons of dirt on
Choom (at least I hope they do) why don't they release it? Unless they
are using it as an ace up their sleeves if they need to act and want to
keep Choom from interfering. Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 07:57 AM


At this point, the MFM would swing into action, deflecting and denying anything those eeeeeevil Jooos dared say against the Mocha Messiah. The net result would be more antisemitism (if that's possible) and no positive effect.

Nothing can take President Historic First down except the law and the Constitution, both documents as dead to most Americans -- particularly politicians -- as the Passenger Pigeon.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 17, 2015 08:02 AM (JaVx+)

133 @127
Were the gun-toting thought police wearing brown shirts, or armbands with the Obama logo? He wanted a non-military national police force, remember, maybe it's gone live.

Posted by: Agent J at July 17, 2015 08:03 AM (ueOgE)

134
Why are people referring to him as "her"or "she?"

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2015 08:04 AM (GOYpy)

135 #RemoveMuzzieHateMerch
Posted by: rickb223


Too confrontational. Needs to be something about "intolerance" or "peace" or "hate" or, of course, "children." Go straight for the amygdalas.


#FuckYouRemoveMuzzieHateMerchNow!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 08:04 AM (uDURn)

136 The GOP won't be sending workers to knock on doors for 2016. Nobody would be stupid enough to risk that.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 17, 2015 08:04 AM (YFw5T)

137 134
Why are people referring to him as "her"or "she?"

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2015 08:04 AM (GOYpy)

Bruce is a he. I refuse to call him Cairlyn

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 17, 2015 08:06 AM (7O/FH)

138 Lets see is there anything 'good'???

Ant-Man opens today.
Mega Millions tonight is a $140 million annuity.
New small feathered dinosaur found in China.
And Japan has opened a hotel run by robots.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2015 08:07 AM (UYZgt)

139 What the wilderness reveals about God:

Some lovely photos:

http://tinyurl.com/pwb59fw

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 08:07 AM (OSs/l)

140 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 17, 2015 07:57 AM (ZQfW9)


****


Nothing g' about it.


Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 17, 2015 08:07 AM (NeFrd)

141 35 My new firearm arrived yesterday. It's from Israel. :-)
Posted by: V the K at July 17, 2015 07:02 AM (O7MnT)

Cool! What'd you get? Jericho? Tavor?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 08:08 AM (2Ojst)

142 A family in Austell, Georgia that flew several Confederate and U.S. flags on their property says a man drove by their house twice one day this week, each time pointing a gun at their teen-aged grandson. Police advised the
family to take down their flags.


How about a big Fuck You! to the cops?
Have grandpa sit off to one side and when the drive points a gun at the grandson, shoot him.

Or would that be considered hunting over bait?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 08:09 AM (uDURn)

143 Lets see is there anything 'good'???

Ant-Man opens today.
Mega Millions tonight is a $140 million annuity.
New small feathered dinosaur found in China.
And Japan has opened a hotel run by robots.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2015 08:07 AM (UYZgt)



I'm waiting for Japan to open a hotel run by small feathered dinosaurs.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 17, 2015 08:09 AM (KUa85)

144 Tried to upload a video to YooToob last night, first time in months. It was not published, and this morning a little green question-mark icon's hover text says "under review." Never saw that before. Might just have been an upload glitch...

* looking at Vimeo... *

Posted by: mindful webworker - under review by whom for what? at July 17, 2015 08:09 AM (FE+I8)

145
I had some friends who did cgi who did a emo tape of a large spider, big as a 2 story building, running around the neighborhood eating people I knew. It was very good. I wish I could have been in it. Bastards!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2015 08:09 AM (iQIUe)

146 Here's more Mark Steyn, trying to make sense of TFG and his merry band of Civilization Killers:

Whether you look at missile defense in Eastern Europe, where (Obama) takes the side of Russia over US allies like Poland and the Czech Republic; if you look at little things, like the Falklands Islands, where he takes the side of Argentina over a U.S. ally like the United Kingdom," he argued. "And in the Middle East, he's taken the side of Iran over U.S. allies like the Sunni monarchies and Israel - because his central view is that America and American power is the problem in the world. And, therefore, American allies are part of that problem. And, therefore, what he does is, in a sense, withdraw from the world, and enhance the position of the enemies of American allies. That's what he's done in the Middle East. And it won't be confined to the Middle East, it'll spread beyond that.

Posted by: MTF at July 17, 2015 08:09 AM (DkJ4E)

147 @136
if GOP door walkers got chased away by registered GOP voters, that would be so hilarious. If the Trump thing keeps playing out as-is, especially if he picks up on Muhammad's latest act of love and runs with it, it could get really interesting for the GOP. I suspect there are a lot of fat cats having sleepless nights.

Trump, save us, bring it down! Bring it down!

Posted by: Agent J at July 17, 2015 08:09 AM (ueOgE)

148 139 What the wilderness reveals about God:

That he's trying to kill you?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 08:10 AM (2Ojst)

149 See ya morons. May the 5th Friday of the week go well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 17, 2015 08:10 AM (7O/FH)

150 How'd the test go, Fen?

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at July 17, 2015 08:10 AM (yxw0r)

151 And, therefore, what he does is, in a sense,
withdraw from the world, and enhance the position of the enemies of
American allies. That's what he's done in the Middle East. And it won't
be confined to the Middle East, it'll spread beyond that.

Posted by: MTF at July 17, 2015 08:09 AM (DkJ4E)


Why it's almost as if Prezzy Choom is an anti-American, anti-Western civilization radical hell bent on destroying both

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 08:11 AM (DiZBp)

152 The funny thing about Trump is that their prepared 'Kwazy Socon!' assault is completely useless against him.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 17, 2015 08:12 AM (oVJmc)

153 82 Littoral Combat Ships (now called frigates) cost less than they used to; still not that great as ships.

http://tinyurl.com/o4lcwme
Posted by: V the K at July 17, 2015 07:38 AM (O7MnT)


Old and busted - Littoral Frigate

New hotness - Clitoral frig it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 08:12 AM (St6BJ)

154 Morning

Posted by: Bigby's Middle Finger at July 17, 2015 08:12 AM (3ZtZW)

155 138
And Japan has opened a hotel run by robots.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2015 08:07 AM (UYZgt)

Do they have those hot lady-looking robots I keep seeing in the adverts? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Agent J at July 17, 2015 08:12 AM (ueOgE)

156
Why it's almost as if Prezzy Choom is an anti-American, anti-Western civilization radical hell bent on destroying both


He is a force of darkness.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 17, 2015 08:13 AM (oVJmc)

157 FenelonSpoke: What the wilderness reveals about God...

Fen, you know I love you and your good work here, and I don't like to be all cynical-contrary when you're being all uplifty-faithifying, but...

the wilderness wants to KILL you...

Posted by: mindful webworker - ...but sometimes I can't help myself at July 17, 2015 08:13 AM (FE+I8)

158 >>Cool! What'd you get? Jericho? Tavor?

Jericho 941

Posted by: V the K at July 17, 2015 08:13 AM (O7MnT)

159 "An LCS by any other name is still a target." -annotated sayings of Shakespeare.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2015 08:13 AM (UYZgt)

160 So, what fresh hell will be dumped on our lawns this fine day?

Posted by: Feh at July 17, 2015 08:14 AM (gcfcr)

161 Local news claims motive unknown. Too bad they don't have any smart people in that profession.

Posted by: dogfish at July 17, 2015 08:14 AM (jWtyG)

162 Old and busted - Littoral Frigate
New hotness - Clitoral frig it.


Clittoral Frigid

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 08:14 AM (uDURn)

163 if GOP door walkers got chased away by registered GOP voters, that would be so hilarious. If the Trump thing keeps playing out as-is, especially if he picks up on Muhammad's latest act of love and runs with it, it could get really interesting for the GOP. I suspect there are a lot of fat cats having sleepless nights.

I'm really happy with Trump in the GOP prinary. It's like in Doom when you got the demons to fight each other.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 17, 2015 08:14 AM (cD1Y4)

164 48 Hillary and Jeb are two sides of the same old rusty coin.

http://tinyurl.com/oq3oqo2
Posted by: V the K at July 17, 2015 07:12 AM (O7MnT)


Pfft. More like a rusty trombone.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 08:14 AM (St6BJ)

165 152

Their other usual attack of "rich, out of touch, not like you old white guy" works pretty well though.

Posted by: joe at July 17, 2015 08:15 AM (KUaJL)

166 12 Since Vic is apparently AWOL, I'll put up a news item I found rather amusing in a "WTF???" kind of way: Apparently, Choom Boy is skeert to say in the Hilton in NYC because it has just been purchased by a Chinese company....

No doubt he'd rush to have reservations made for him if Iranians owned the place. Them, he trusts.

http://pge.sx/1TGJK1K (Link to NY Post)

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 17, 2015 06:47 AM (JaVx+)

You can't blame him for that. The Chinese are certainly capable of major malfeasance and considering that they own the Clintons lock, stock, and barrel, Obama is certainly prudent to avoid the Chinese as much as possible.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 17, 2015 08:15 AM (nqiq9)

167 "motive unknown"

It's like a psychosis with these people.

Posted by: Feh at July 17, 2015 08:15 AM (gcfcr)

168 Insomniac: That he's trying to kill you?

You only beat me to it because you were conciserer.

Posted by: mindful webworker - missed it by that much at July 17, 2015 08:15 AM (FE+I8)

169
Page 147, Section 10, Annex of the "treaty":

Signatories must actively provide material assistance to prevent sabotage of Iranian nuclear facilities.

The president is an enemy combatant of the USA.

Holy sheeite.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 08:16 AM (St6BJ)

170 Jericho 941
Posted by: V the K at July 17, 2015 08:13 AM (O7MnT)

Nice piece! Congrats! My most recent buy was a Para USA 1911 Elite Commander.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 08:16 AM (2Ojst)

171 If the Trump thing keeps playing out as-is, especially if he picks up on Muhammad's latest act of love and runs with it, it could get really interesting for the GOP.

Trump's strategy is working because he is willing to be politically correct. He doesn't talk about "reforming our broken immigration laws," he talks about building a wall and deporting rapists. He doesn't talk about "doing everything we can to protect our brave men and women in uniform," he says "our soldiers should be allowed to carry guns to defend themselves."

The GOP politicians look like politicians, and people are sick and tired of politicians. Trump works because he doesn't sound like a politician.

Posted by: V the K at July 17, 2015 08:17 AM (O7MnT)

172 The funny thing about Trump is that their prepared 'Kwazy Socon!' assault is completely useless against him. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 17, 2015 08:12 AM

Well, YOU think it doesn't work, and so do I.

But it's damn effective on the MFM and certain True Conservative websites that Shall Not Be Named (except by Ace).

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 17, 2015 08:17 AM (JaVx+)

173 169
Page 147, Section 10, Annex of the "treaty":

Signatories must actively provide material assistance to prevent sabotage of Iranian nuclear facilities.

The president is an enemy combatant of the USA.

Holy sheeite.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 08:16 AM (St6BJ)

How in the holy screaming fuck is this not treason?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 08:17 AM (2Ojst)

174 I wonder if any of our military men and women will carry their own personal weapons in defiance of orders. Were it me I would sure consider it.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 17, 2015 08:18 AM (NeFrd)

175 160 So, what fresh hell will be dumped on our lawns this fine day?
Posted by: Feh at July 17, 2015 08:14 AM (gcfcr)


"Hey, assholes! Slow the fuck down! I'm running low and working as fast as I can down here! Sheesh."

Posted by: SATAN at July 17, 2015 08:18 AM (St6BJ)

176 Jericho 941

In 9MM, .40 or .45?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 17, 2015 08:18 AM (rwI+c)

177 @147

There is no way our rulers would allow anyone to come to power who could actually turn this around.

Let's just say a sic semper tyranus event will be visited on that individual.

I fully expect Trump to be taken out if he gets too far along.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 17, 2015 08:18 AM (xsp+c)

178 168 Insomniac: That he's trying to kill you?

You only beat me to it because you were conciserer.
Posted by: mindful webworker - missed it by that much at July 17, 2015 08:15 AM (FE+I

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 08:18 AM (2Ojst)

179 >>Nice piece! Congrats! My most recent buy was a Para USA 1911 Elite Commander.

It cost a little bit more than I thought it would, but it is a very nice gun. The mister likes it, too.

Posted by: V the K at July 17, 2015 08:19 AM (O7MnT)

180 Why it's almost as if Prezzy Choom is an anti-American, anti-Western civilization radical hell bent on destroying both


Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 08:11 AM (DiZBp)
==========================

Mark Levin, paraphrasing RR on the Russian problem and talking about how to resolve the left/right argument in American politics, says "I think one side has to win and one side has to lose".

When you extend that to foreign policy, TFG agrees and he wants America to lose. So I agree with you.

Posted by: MTF at July 17, 2015 08:19 AM (DkJ4E)

181 And DARPA rediscovers the F-15 as a launch platform.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/oj2t9zs

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2015 08:19 AM (UYZgt)

182 Posted by: mindful webworker - ...but sometimes I can't help myself at July 17, 2015 08:13 AM (FE+I

Some of the wilderness wants to kill you. :^) There is no reason not to enjoy wilderness with proper precautions. Don't you see the presence of God in the beauty of Oklahoma? The lessons on the video really are good. :^)

Grace and peace be with you, brother.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 08:19 AM (OSs/l)

183 173 How in the holy screaming fuck is this not treason?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 08:17 AM (2Ojst)


It is. We have no Augusto Pinochet/"Seven Days in May" types to rescue us.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 08:19 AM (St6BJ)

184 I have a robotic team of landscapers. So much for the border wall.

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 17, 2015 08:20 AM (VcOqI)

185 169
Page 147, Section 10, Annex of the "treaty":
Signatories must actively provide material assistance to prevent sabotage of Iranian nuclear facilities.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 08:16 AM (St6BJ)

No, really? Seriously? Damn, I'm good. Called it straight away. There you have it folks, our commitment to defend Iran from Israel.

Okay, it's donuts for breakfast then, to hell with those 10 pounds I wanted to lose. They won't be what kills me.

Posted by: Agent J at July 17, 2015 08:20 AM (ueOgE)

186 >>In 9MM, .40 or .45?

9MM. It goes nicely with my matched FNX-9's. But it's small enough to keep under the bed for easy access should there be a nighttime intruder.

Posted by: V the K at July 17, 2015 08:20 AM (O7MnT)

187 Obama is certainly prudent to avoid the Chinese as much as possible.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 17, 2015 08:15 AM


Yeah. He should stick to the safety of hangin' with his tight buddyroos, the Iranians.

If Shrillery and her operatives could reduce Choom Boy to a puddle of whimpering tapioca, I'd be with her on that, if nothing else.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 17, 2015 08:20 AM (JaVx+)

188 Hey, MWW

I like that your hashtag has a smiley.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 08:21 AM (OSs/l)

189 Happy Friday horde.

Tubing on the Shenandoah tomorrow and Kings Dominion on Sunday.

Finally an actual relaxing weekend.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 17, 2015 08:21 AM (lseJG)

190 MFM- "Lone Wolf" if I heard it once I heard it a few dozen times yesterday. AFTER they found out his religion.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at July 17, 2015 08:21 AM (j2xmV)

191 189 Happy Friday horde.

Tubing on the Shenandoah tomorrow and Kings Dominion on Sunday.

Finally an actual relaxing weekend.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 17, 2015 08:21 AM (lseJG)

Sounds awesome. I've always wanted to go to Kings Dominion but just never had the opportunity.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 08:22 AM (2Ojst)

192 Oh, and morning everyone.

Happy fapping Friday!

Grace Kelly FTW:

http://tinyurl.com/nhedkcu
http://tinyurl.com/poarrks

Mmmm. Mmm. Nice work, Lord.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 17, 2015 08:23 AM (nqiq9)

193 "Why it's almost as if Prezzy Choom is an anti-American, anti-Western civilization radical hell bent on destroying both"

Here is a even more depressing thought. If there was a presidential election tomorrow and Obama was able to participate I have no doubt in my mind he would easily beat anybody right now running, Dem or Republican. There are a lot of disgruntled people in the country but I see no evidence any significant part have woken up to what is happening. In fact, they want more of what is causing their pain.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at July 17, 2015 08:23 AM (1BQGO)

194 Lone "Wolf." Wolves everywhere take offense.

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 17, 2015 08:23 AM (VcOqI)

195 Some of the wilderness wants to kill you.


****


Yeah, and the part that isn't trying to kill you is either actively or passively assisting the parts that do want to kill you by luring you in and lulling you into a sense of complacency.



Sort of the wilderness equivalent of moderate muslims.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 17, 2015 08:24 AM (NeFrd)

196 Page 147, Section 10, Annex of the "treaty":
Signatories must actively provide material assistance to prevent sabotage of Iranian nuclear facilities.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 08:16 AM (St6BJ)
===========================

Seriously? We agreed to defend Iran? Holeeee Sheeet.

Posted by: MTF at July 17, 2015 08:24 AM (DkJ4E)

197 #ModerateWilderness

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 17, 2015 08:24 AM (NeFrd)

198 Finally an actual relaxing weekend.

Enjoy yourself.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 08:24 AM (OSs/l)

199 Littoral Combat Ships (now called frigates)

Hell, let's call Krispy Kremes strategic bombers. About as accurate.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2015 08:24 AM (659DL)

200 190 MFM- "Lone Wolf" if I heard it once I heard it a few dozen times yesterday. AFTER they found out his religion.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at July 17, 2015 08:21 AM (j2xmV)


Q: What do military personnel and black fetuses have in common?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 08:24 AM (St6BJ)

201 "Jericho 941"

Jealousy is ugly, but strangely seductive...

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 17, 2015 08:25 AM (YFw5T)

202 You know what I haven't heard after this shooting in Chattanooga? The exhortations that we should not blame Islam, the worry about the backlash...


Either the pendulum is starting to swing, or I have just learned to avoid where that comes from.

Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2015 08:25 AM (2Ocf1)

203 And they called me a "nut," a "lone gunman," and "lone wolf." (chuckles)

Posted by: Zombie Lee Harvey Oswald at July 17, 2015 08:25 AM (VcOqI)

204 I had added a bag of pinole to my Prep supplies. It's basically pulverized popcorn, filled with nutrition plus it's supposed to make you stomach feel full. It's been used for centuries in Mexico and the American southwest as a survival food and is often recommended by survivalists as a great Prepper foodstuff.

The other night I decided to try it out. You mix one tablespoon in a glass of cold water and stir it, then drink it fast. Some people add sugar but I didn't. I followed the directions exactly.

Well, that shit made my stomach blow up like a twenty-pound soccer ball! Was in severe pain yesterday and backed up like a mutha. Lord, that was horrible. Mostly recovered today. Drank about a gallon of water last night to help flush that stuff.

Anybody want a slightly-used bag of pinole?

Posted by: Citizen X at July 17, 2015 08:25 AM (7ObY1)

205 196 Seriously? We agreed to defend Iran? Holeeee Sheeet.

Posted by: MTF at July 17, 2015 08:24 AM (DkJ4E)


I wish I were joking. I am deadly serious. I don't know if it's Americans since we have no diplomatic relations with the Farsicles (hence we are not allowed to be part of the IAEA inspector team). But we will be paying the tab for the signatories to train them to beat Israel.

Sick to my stomach.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 08:26 AM (St6BJ)

206 Charleston:

Every white person in America is a racist inspired to murder by the Confederate flag.

Chattanooga:

Motive unkown.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2015 08:26 AM (659DL)

207 201 "Jericho 941"

Jealousy is ugly, but strangely seductive...
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 17, 2015 08:25 AM (YFw5T)

They're on Gunbroker. About $550 for steel frame, $480 for polymer frame.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 08:26 AM (2Ojst)

208 Signatories must actively provide material assistance to prevent sabotage of Iranian nuclear facilities.

How in the holy screaming fuck is this not treason?


They'll say it's to prevent a potential nuclear disaster. God forbid Iran suffer a Chernobyl!

Posted by: gewa76 at July 17, 2015 08:26 AM (S9rS1)

209 If you haven't already, call your Congresspeople. (Yes; I know! I know!) but defending a terrorist nation that says "Death To America" is NOT acceptable. It's a traitorous disgrace. I guess nobody read this treaty?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 08:26 AM (OSs/l)

210
Jericho 941
Posted by: V the K at July 17, 2015 08:13 AM (O7MnT)

Nice piece! Congrats! My most recent buy was a Para USA 1911 Elite Commander.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 08:16 AM (2Ojst)
---------------------

*hmmmmm* Go on please.....


Posted by: NSA at July 17, 2015 08:26 AM (HSmrB)

211 Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 08:22 AM (2Ojst

Used to go every year. Haven't been in a long time though so should be nice to see what's new.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 17, 2015 08:27 AM (lseJG)

212 The wilderness is full of the glory of God,

i.e. terrifying.

Posted by: Feh at July 17, 2015 08:27 AM (gcfcr)

213 How could even the biggest LIV not realize that unless Iran got everything they wanted that they would not have agreed to a deal. But the GOP voted to let Kerry be the Sec of State, so they share the credit. I will probably vote for Trump because I no longer feel the Rebubs deserve to be in office. And the way things are going voting for Trump will probably not be voting for the republican candidate. Oh well. They truly are the stupid and dishonest party.

Posted by: Chilling the most at July 17, 2015 08:27 AM (zW5rQ)

214 Looks like the Russians might have a better idea of what an LCS should be

http://cdrsalamander.blogspot.com/2015/07/what-lcs-was-supposed-to-be.html

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2015 08:27 AM (UYZgt)

215 Someone should ask Obama what he would do if Iran launched a nuclear strike against Israel.

What, exactly, would he do?

Posted by: Feh at July 17, 2015 08:28 AM (gcfcr)

216 Anybody want a slightly-used bag of pinole?

You. I like you.

But I'm going to stand over here, okay?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2015 08:28 AM (659DL)

217 Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 17, 2015 08:24 AM (NeFrd)

LOL

#Donthuggrizzlybears.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 08:28 AM (OSs/l)

218 #DontBeATreadwell

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2015 08:28 AM (UYZgt)

219 The wilderness is a lot less likely to kill you as long as you respect it and know your place in it.



Posted by: Citizen X at July 17, 2015 08:29 AM (7ObY1)

220 212 The wilderness is full of the glory of God,

i.e. terrifying.
Posted by: Feh at July 17, 2015 08:27 AM (gcfcr)

Wilderness is like the depiction of Purgatory in Supernatural. Endless untouched primeval mountainous and wooded countryside filled with things that are trying to kill you.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 08:29 AM (2Ojst)

221 You know what I haven't heard after this shooting in Chattanooga? The exhortations that we should not blame Islam, the worry about the backlash...


Because around here at least they claim the motive is unknown. So they haven't gotten that far yet.

Posted by: dogfish at July 17, 2015 08:29 AM (jWtyG)

222
Israel will strike them. And I think they will use EMP's. Please G-d, the regime will crumble within a few weeks. But I wonder what the Russkies will do if the mullahs crumble like a wet biryani.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 08:29 AM (St6BJ)

223 But we will be paying the tab for the signatories to train them to beat Israel. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 08:26 AM

And that's only part of the hundreds of billions of scoots we American taxpayers will be laying on the Iranians, just for agreeing to sign a treaty that gives them everything else they wanted.

Add that to military budget cuts and establishment of the Caitlyn Corps, and we are obviously in Deep Dung.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 17, 2015 08:30 AM (JaVx+)

224 215 What, exactly, would he do?
Posted by: Feh at July 17, 2015 08:28 AM (gcfcr)

Give Reggie head and then a round of golf at Spyglass.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 08:30 AM (St6BJ)

225 215 Someone should ask Obama what he would do if Iran launched a nuclear strike against Israel.

What, exactly, would he do?
Posted by: Feh at July 17, 2015 08:28 AM (gcfcr)

Say they're acting out of alignment with international norms, blame Republicans, then go play 18 holes.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 08:30 AM (2Ojst)

226 >>I wonder what the Russkies will do if the mullahs crumble like a wet biryani.

Welcome to the SSR of New Persia?

Posted by: V the K at July 17, 2015 08:30 AM (O7MnT)

227 Someone should ask Obama what he would do if Iran launched a nuclear strike against Israel.

What, exactly, would he do?


He'd hope the winds didn't carry the fallout over his favorite golf course on Hawaii. I'm sure he thinks Iran won't drop the big one until he's out of office.

Posted by: gewa76 at July 17, 2015 08:30 AM (S9rS1)

228 221 You know what I haven't heard after this shooting in Chattanooga? The exhortations that we should not blame Islam, the worry about the backlash...


I have. Only on MSDNC though.

Plus blaming teh gunz.

Posted by: Citizen X at July 17, 2015 08:31 AM (7ObY1)

229
I have. Only on MSDNC though.

Plus blaming teh gunz.
Posted by: Citizen X at July 17, 2015 08:31 AM (7ObY1)

Damn those sentient, self-actuating guns!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 08:31 AM (2Ojst)

230 Did the dead Kuwaiti (and I think of him in only those terms) know any white Christian conservatives who were members of Sons of Confederate Veterans? If so, the search for his motivation is complete.

Posted by: Zombie Lee Harvey Oswald at July 17, 2015 08:32 AM (VcOqI)

231 Ban all of the Islams!

Posted by: Draki at July 17, 2015 08:32 AM (0eidE)

232 #Don'twearflipsflopsonrockymountainousterrain

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 08:32 AM (OSs/l)

233 Someone should ask Obama what he would do if Iran launched a nuclear strike against Israel.

Go to the ballet?

Posted by: t-bird at July 17, 2015 08:32 AM (FcR7P)

234 Did the dead Kuwaiti (and I think of him in only those terms) know any white Christian conservatives who were members of Sons of Confederate Veterans? If so, the search for his motivation is complete.
Posted by: Zombie Lee Harvey Oswald at July 17, 2015 08:32 AM (VcOqI)

Well his father's house looks is a plantation house....

Posted by: Draki at July 17, 2015 08:33 AM (0eidE)

235 230 Did the dead Kuwaiti (and I think of him in only those terms) know any white Christian conservatives who were members of Sons of Confederate Veterans? If so, the search for his motivation is complete.
Posted by: Zombie Lee Harvey Oswald at July 17, 2015 08:32 AM (VcOqI)


I heard he was a quiet kid and well-liked. I'm being dead serious.

Unreal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 08:33 AM (St6BJ)

236 Someone should ask Obama what he would do if Iran launched a nuclear strike against Israel.

Go to the ballet?
Posted by: t-bird at July 17, 2015 08:32 AM (FcR7P)

How about play a round of golf and then have a cigarette at the end?

Posted by: Draki at July 17, 2015 08:33 AM (0eidE)

237 Been reading Horace Kephart, eh ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at July 17, 2015 08:33 AM (go6ud)

238 The wilderness is a lot less likely to kill you as long as you respect it and know your place in it.



Place? Indoors.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 08:33 AM (uDURn)

239 I guess nobody read this treaty?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 08:26 AM (OSs/l)


Don't kid yourself. It says EXACTLY what they want it to say. This is an act of war by our current "leaders" against us. Not sure what calling these people is going to do. We've long since sailed past the point where talking and voting are going to change anything.

The only question is what happens now and I'm not sure what that answer is going to be. My personal opinion is that the integrity, fortitude, and will to act to defend our system of govt are lacking and the lemmings will continue their frenetic run straight off the cliff.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 17, 2015 08:34 AM (nqiq9)

240 #Don'twearflipsflopsonrockymountainousterrain

#stayoutofaustralia

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2015 08:34 AM (659DL)

241 >>Someone should ask Obama what he would do if Iran launched a nuclear strike against Israel.

Cartwheels.

Posted by: V the K at July 17, 2015 08:34 AM (O7MnT)

242 If you haven't already, call your Congresspeople.
(Yes; I know! I know!) but defending a terrorist nation that says "Death
To America" is NOT acceptable.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 08:26 AM


I live in MA, Fenelon. Nice idea, but my recently-elected "representative" is a "proud military vet and Patriot" Democrat who has so far distinguished himself by tweeting about deporting Trump.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 17, 2015 08:34 AM (JaVx+)

243 Millions of libs are jonesing to tweet their tolerance and bravery in standing up to the backlash. Why hasn't somebody stared a hashtag for them? Seems cruel and unusual.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at July 17, 2015 08:34 AM (1BQGO)

244 Dream Neighborhoods coming to a city near you! And (according to the pretzel twisted article) no public monies at all!! LIE

The former home where Ariel Castro kept three women hostage for 11 years is located in the area they are talking about in this article. There was also another immigrant serial rapist on the same street, operating at the same time as Castro.

http://tinyurl.com/pvsdnre

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 17, 2015 08:35 AM (vg8iE)

245 FenelonSpoke: Don't you see the presence of God in the beauty of Oklahoma?

See? See? This is why you can't go cynical-snarky with Fen's comments. Fen won't let you get away with the jaundiced view.

But on the other hand, Fen, you see how Muldoon takes your 2nd round and spins it sour again. (I thought the Moderate Muslim comparison was pretty good, Seamus).

Might have to quit before the hole gets deeper.

And yes, I just got back from taking a walk in the lovely not-yet-blistering Oklahoma morning. And nothing tried to kill me. But, then, it's not exactly wilderness.

A smiley in my hash on quotebacks? That's offensive to my cynical mood du jour. Where's my lawyer?

Posted by: mindful webworker - missed it by that much at July 17, 2015 08:35 AM (FE+I8)

246 Cartwheels.
Posted by: V the K at July 17, 2015 08:34 AM (O7MnT)

LOL, he'd break his face. Dude can't throw a ball or anything.

Posted by: Draki at July 17, 2015 08:36 AM (0eidE)

247 242 I live in MA, Fenelon. Nice idea, but my recently-elected "representative" is a "proud military vet and Patriot" Democrat who has so far distinguished himself by tweeting about deporting Trump.
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 17, 2015 08:34 AM (JaVx+)


I have Schumer (and Gillibrand). G-d will punish Schumer. And it would be nice to see him punished before my eyes melt like the "Indiana Jones" Nazis.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 08:36 AM (St6BJ)

248 >>Anybody want a slightly-used bag of pinole?

Toss it in the Barrel.

Somebody will end up in there, be desperate...and who knows? The force of the explosion might propel them out again.

But seriously, I'm glad you are recovering.

Posted by: Mama AJ at July 17, 2015 08:36 AM (61JYR)

249 It's Friday!


Given the events of this week, and


given that Friday is the day, TFG and his minions dump their really bad news-


what fresh slice of shit pudding are they going to serve up today?

Posted by: naturalfake at July 17, 2015 08:37 AM (KUa85)

250 #Don'twearflipsflopsonrockymountainousterrain

#stayoutofaustralia


Gentlemen! Quick!
We need a hashtag campaign to protect our phoney baloney jobs!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 08:37 AM (uDURn)

251 Local news claims motive unknown. Too bad they don't have any smart people in that profession.

Hey, now, they're still trying to figure out the motive behind 9-11.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 17, 2015 08:37 AM (oVJmc)

252 LOL, he'd break his face. Dude can't throw a ball or anything.

Posted by: Draki at July 17, 2015 08:36 AM


Don't worry. He's got lots of people who will take the fall for him.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 17, 2015 08:37 AM (JaVx+)

253 Of course, I wouldn't want to be mountain biking in cougar country.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 08:37 AM (OSs/l)

254 239 - Agreed. The days of normal, orderly, political solutions are long gone. And that's not 'giving up' on anything. It's a prudent assessment of how far into the shit we are.

Posted by: Weasel at July 17, 2015 08:38 AM (6xtq3)

255 #stayoutofaustralia

LOL

My sister and brother in law lived there for 10 years and they came out alive (but they weren't hiking the bush) but some people think they're indestructible.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 08:39 AM (OSs/l)

256


Geraldo seems to think it is only Sunni Muslims that have engaged in terror

he is now always prefacing the word Sunni before the word terror

is that true?

Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 08:39 AM (zOTsN)

257 The Governor of Tennessee needs to do SOMETHING, DO SOMETHING!
I know, take their prayer rugs away. That will show them! And stop this from ever, ever happening again!

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at July 17, 2015 08:40 AM (j2xmV)

258


Geraldo seems to think it is only Sunni Muslims that have engaged in terror



he is now always prefacing the word Sunni before the word terror



is that true?


Iran is SHIIA.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 17, 2015 08:41 AM (oVJmc)

259 256


Geraldo seems to think it is only Sunni Muslims that have engaged in terror

he is now always prefacing the word Sunni before the word terror

is that true?
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 08:39 AM (zOTsN)


So, he's an Iranian stooge. Jerry Rivers is a douche (**10 ton weight to the head for stating the obvious**)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 08:41 AM (St6BJ)

260 i mean iran is shia

Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 08:41 AM (zOTsN)

261 is that true?

Uh, no.

Hezbollah and the entire Iranian "revolution" wave.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2015 08:41 AM (659DL)

262 256


Geraldo seems to think it is only Sunni Muslims that have engaged in terror

he is now always prefacing the word Sunni before the word terror

is that true?
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 08:39 AM (zOTsN)

He's an idiot.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 08:42 AM (gYXxt)

263 I'm certain the Marines have not forgotten what type of muslims bombed them in Lebanon.

Posted by: Draki at July 17, 2015 08:43 AM (0eidE)

264 238 The wilderness is a lot less likely to kill you as long as you respect it and know your place in it.
Place? Indoors.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 08:33 AM (uDURn)

Ha! My favorite way of appreciating nature is when I'm sitting on the deck with a drink admiring the sunset. I was awestruck by the beauty of the British Columbian coast when I took a day cruise out of Vancouver. Sat there sipping on a G & T and saying "Oh, wow!"

Did I actually want to be over there in the woods and on the mountains? Hell, no. There are goddamn bears in those woods. They'll say "Hello! Are you Timmy Treadwell's sister? Yum!" and eat you.

Honestly, even when I went camping as a Girl Scout I couldn't enjoy it. I was awake all night long thinking the bears would get me.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (do not upgrade me, I will become Chinese or bad) at July 17, 2015 08:43 AM (+XMAD)

265 Geraldo seems to think it is only Sunni Muslims that have engaged in terror
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 08:39 AM (zOTsN)

If there's a way to get an obvious answer wrong, Geraldo will find it.

Its not the adjectives "Sunni" and "Shiite" that are the problem - its the subject word "Muslim" that is the problem.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 17, 2015 08:43 AM (nqiq9)

266
Geraldo Rivera is a know-nothing who faked his way to fame with his "expose" back in the early 70's about the Willowbrook Psychiatric Hospital in NYC. He's squeezed that thing dry ages ago and yet still somehow keeps his mug and grating voice on the airwaves. Useless load.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 08:44 AM (St6BJ)

267 also the ieds in iraq that were made with copper were from iran

Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 08:44 AM (zOTsN)

268 Is ValJar's family Shia?

Posted by: Feh at July 17, 2015 08:45 AM (gcfcr)

269 86 Only a goddam idiot would ever vote for a Republican again.

Personally, I look forward to the day I can celebrate the utter destruction of the Party of Lying Treasonous Cocksuckers.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud
Destroy them from within like the lefties did to the democrats.

As a Canadian I've never voted for a Republican or Democrat, but the obvious course of action is to replace the squishy Republicans in office with Republican conservatives. Anything else gives full control to the extreme left which did the same procedure successfully with the Democrats. That will take work. Is your country worth it?

By the way, I can't blame you for feeling that way. It is goddamned frustrating for me, I can only imagine what it is like for you. There is a positive course of action and there is hope. For example the Iran deal has created at the very least a wedge issue (if not dispositive for many) which will cost a lot of Jewish support (AIPAC is pulling out the stops apparently) and gain some serious antipathy to Hillary who now supports the deal and any democrat who votes for it, if not any democrat period.

What does DWShultz think of the d3eal? Someone should ask her.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 17, 2015 08:45 AM (kfcYC)

270 Geraldo Rivera is a know-nothing who faked his way to fame with his "expose" back in the early 70's about the Willowbrook Psychiatric Hospital in NYC.

He's squeezed that thing dry ages ago and yet still somehow keeps his mug and grating voice on the airwaves.


"Watch us open Al Capones's Vault!!!"

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 08:46 AM (uDURn)

271 We had the first black bear sighting in our area in 150 years.

Maybe the bears are on to something.

Posted by: Feh at July 17, 2015 08:46 AM (gcfcr)

272 268 Is ValJar's family Shia?
Posted by: Feh at July 17, 2015 08:45 AM (gcfcr)


No. Vole.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 08:46 AM (St6BJ)

273 As a Canadian I've never voted for a Republican or Democrat,



Slacker. Everyone else has.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 08:47 AM (uDURn)

274 Watch us open Barack Obama's transcripts!!!

Posted by: Geraldo at July 17, 2015 08:47 AM (FcR7P)

275 Iowahawk:

>>In Gawker's defense, it will soon be bankrupt.

Lulz.

Posted by: Mama AJ at July 17, 2015 08:47 AM (61JYR)

276 Posted by: MrScribbler at July 17, 2015 08:34 AM (JaVx+)

Please consider calling them anyway; Somebody records who makes calls about what.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 08:47 AM (OSs/l)

277 273 As a Canadian I've never voted for a Republican or Democrat,

As a Canadian, you should have no problems being able to vote for a Democrat.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (do not upgrade me, I will become Chinese or bad) at July 17, 2015 08:48 AM (+XMAD)

278 FenelonSpoke: Don't you see the presence of God in the beauty of Oklahoma?


Well...let's just say God was taking it easy when he made western Oklahoma.

Perhaps the most boring place on Earth. God just sort of let the cosmic Xerox run for awhile on that one.

Mile after mile after mile after mile after mile after mile of very gently rolling tiny hills.

A few hours of that is enough to make you shoot yourself.

and the man-made part's no better.

Apparently, the entire economy in that part of the state runs on four-way stops with Carl's Jr, Gas stations, and Quik-E-Marts.

Oklahoma is okay for a reason.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 17, 2015 08:49 AM (KUa85)

279 4 Marines dead.

5:05 pm || Departs White House
6:15 pm || Arrives New York
7:10 pm || Participates in a DNC fundraiser; private residence, New York City


Such a piece of shit.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 17, 2015 08:49 AM (fWAjv)

280 Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (do not upgrade me, I will become Chinese or bad) at July 17, 2015 08:43 AM (+XMAD)

Maybe nature IS trying to kill us but at least she's upfront about it, unlike the backstabbing, lying, sneaky humans.

I do appreciate modern plumbing and indoor running water, but otherwise I'd take the woods anytime. God is closer and easier to hear there.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 17, 2015 08:50 AM (nqiq9)

281 The wilderness is a lot less likely to kill you as long as you respect it and level the field. Preferably with one of Mr. Colt's offerings."

There, FIFY.

Posted by: anon a mouse at July 17, 2015 08:51 AM (C9pBZ)

282 "What does DWShultz think of the deal? Someone should ask her."

The provisions of the deal are between the president and his handlers.

Posted by: Debbie Wasserman Schultz at July 17, 2015 08:51 AM (1BQGO)

283 "Mambo Sun" is from the early 70's pop band T-Rex but sounds like a slinky dance song from right now. Its going in my play list!

http://bit.ly/1MePb3x

Posted by: MTF at July 17, 2015 08:52 AM (DkJ4E)

284 NY Post has quotes from his blog posts:

Submit to Allah.

Muslims haver a certain understanding of Islam and keep a tunnel vision of what we think it is.

We ask Allah to give us a complete understanding of the message of Islam and the strength to live by this knowledge, and to know the role we need to play to establish Islam and the world.

But the AP can't figure out a motive.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 08:52 AM (OSs/l)

285 The Feds are pushing here to put dreamers out into the NW 'burbs as the center of Houston goes all gentrification and land prices skyrocket inside the Loop and inside Beltway 8.

We still have cow pastures with real cows out here between the houses and and high schools. Cows. No sidewalks or buses or taxi stands or "urban energy" or indigent medical facilities or any low income infrastructure to enable dreamer existence.

This will not turn out well for anyone.

Or the cows.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2015 08:52 AM (JO9+V)

286 such a piece of shit

Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 08:52 AM (zOTsN)

287 267 also the ieds in iraq that were made with copper were from iran

Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 08:44 AM (zOTsN)

And the General in charge of sending them got a pass with this deal.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 17, 2015 08:52 AM (fWAjv)

288 CDC says that with chickens, it's now time to quit it with the foreplay

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at July 17, 2015 08:53 AM (AVEe1)

289 5:05 pm || Departs White House
6:15 pm || Arrives New York
7:10 pm || Participates in a DNC fundraiser; private residence, New York City


Now that Iran has The Bomb, I'd keep my ass out of there.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 08:53 AM (uDURn)

290 Bigger waste of time: Congressional hearings or trying to eradicate toenail fungus?

Posted by: John McEnroe at July 17, 2015 08:53 AM (VcOqI)

291 Mmmm.

Someone gave me Kona coffee yesterday.

It's been decades since I had some.


Mmmm.

Posted by: Mama AJ at July 17, 2015 08:53 AM (61JYR)

292 281 The wilderness is a lot less likely to kill you as long as you respect it and level the field. Preferably with one of Mr. Colt's offerings."

There, FIFY.
Posted by: anon a mouse at July 17, 2015 08:51 AM (C9pBZ)

Or a BLU-82 if you want to go that extra step.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 17, 2015 08:53 AM (fWAjv)

293 7:10 pm || Participates in a DNC fundraiser; private residence, New York City


Such a piece of shit.


At least he was with fellow pieces of shit. I'm sure the press will identify and hound them...

Posted by: t-bird at July 17, 2015 08:53 AM (FcR7P)

294 This will not turn out well for anyone.
Or the cows."

*plans to stock up on mesquite and more charcoal*

Posted by: anon a mouse at July 17, 2015 08:54 AM (C9pBZ)

295 Somebody records who makes calls about what.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 08:47 AM


That would be the NSA.

I know what you're saying, FS, but I know enough about ol' Seth to know that whoever answers the phones will ask me to "state my opinion right into this here shredder."

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 17, 2015 08:54 AM (JaVx+)

296 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 08:44 AM (St6BJ)

Ah....Gerald.

What a pompous asshole he is, has been, and always will be.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2015 08:54 AM (Zu3d9)

297 I got stars in my beard

And I feel real weird

For you

Posted by: naturalfake under the Mambo Sun at July 17, 2015 08:55 AM (KUa85)

298 Wow, this new Starbucks in Ferguson is really nice.....

What, put my effin' hands up? For what? My wallet? For......

Posted by: Boom at July 17, 2015 08:55 AM (VcOqI)

299 Or a BLU-82 if you want to go that extra step"

Tough to pick the meat out after that...

Posted by: anon a mouse at July 17, 2015 08:55 AM (C9pBZ)

300 Geraldo is a greaseball. There, I said it.

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at July 17, 2015 08:56 AM (VcOqI)

301 All Jenner's tweets are: "ooo! what shall I wear?!!!"

-
Just don't get her talking about shoes. You'll be there all day.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 17, 2015 08:57 AM (ee9LE)

302 Geraldo is a greaseball. There, I said it.

Actually, have seen him on the tarmac in the aftermath of the Haiti earthquake, he belongs to the same phylum as Charlie Crist and our esteemed Speaker.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2015 08:57 AM (659DL)

303 he belongs to the same phylum as Charlie Crist and our esteemed Speaker.


Skeevy?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 08:58 AM (uDURn)

304 Or the cows.>>>

I keep waking up in the middle of the night tipped over on my side. And when I open my eyes i see these tatted up little dudes laughing their asses off and making weird hand gestures.

Posted by: A Cow at July 17, 2015 08:59 AM (81UWZ)

305 Skeevy?

Well, that, too.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 17, 2015 08:59 AM (659DL)

306 *resists urge to post Gerry Rivers shirtless


'cause I care

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 17, 2015 08:59 AM (fWAjv)

307 Perhaps the most boring place on Earth.

Never been to north central Illinois, have you?

Mile after mile after mile after mile after mile after mile of very gently rolling tiny hills.


s/very gently rolling tiny hills/flat

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 17, 2015 08:59 AM (ZKzrr)

308 CNN: Why would he do this, he was such a nice boy. He wasn't overly religious, must be something else...CBF upset him?

-
If only we had coexisted.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 17, 2015 08:59 AM (ee9LE)

309 300 Geraldo is a greaseball. There, I said it.
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at July 17, 2015 08:56 AM (VcOqI)


Half grease, half matzo. And that grease is schmaltz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 09:00 AM (St6BJ)

310 All Jenner's tweets are: "ooo! what shall I wear?!!!"

So he's already better at being a woman than I am. Huh.

(Any 'ettes know what "festively casual" means? I agreed to go to a lobster feed with a cow-orker tomorrow, and today he sends me the info and it's a fundraiser hosted by Larry Bird. Yikes.)

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 17, 2015 09:01 AM (ZKzrr)

311 Never been to north central Illinois, have you?

Mile after mile after mile after mile after
mile after mile of very gently rolling tiny hills.

s/very gently rolling tiny hills/flat


And windmill farms. They grow 'em everywhere.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 09:01 AM (uDURn)

312

hey

they breifly detained two of the TN terrorists susters while they searched the house

but didnt arrest them


WHERE ARE HIS FUCKING PARENTS

where is his dad

Mr Special Policeman for the Chattanooga PD

Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 09:04 AM (zOTsN)

313
Coulter about the family: "DEPORT THEM"


Oh hell yes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 09:05 AM (St6BJ)

314 (Any 'ettes know what "festively casual" means? I agreed to go to a lobster feed with a cow-orker tomorrow, and today he sends me the info and it's a fundraiser hosted by Larry Bird. Yikes.)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 17, 2015 09:01 AM (ZKzrr)

Feeding lobsters doesn't sound like much fun.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 09:06 AM (2Ojst)

315 how did his dad get off the terror watch list

did his dad give him the guns

what exactly did his dad do for the Chattanooga PD

Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 09:06 AM (zOTsN)

316
Why werent there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2015 09:07 AM (GOYpy)

317 festively casual"

Bedazzled chaps?

Posted by: anon a mouse at July 17, 2015 09:07 AM (C9pBZ)

318 "DEPORT THEM"

Yes, and stop importing more of them. http://tinyurl.com/p9nyowf

Posted by: no good deed at July 17, 2015 09:07 AM (GgxVX)

319 where is his dad
Mr Special Policeman for the Chattanooga PD


Is he really a Special Policeman, or is that like the title of "Special Engineer" for Joey Choo-Choo?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 09:07 AM (uDURn)

320 Feeding lobsters doesn't sound like much fun.

Especially if I have to wear a dress.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 17, 2015 09:07 AM (ZKzrr)

321 310 All Jenner's tweets are: "ooo! what shall I wear?!!!"

So he's already better at being a woman than I am. Huh.

(Any 'ettes know what "festively casual" means? I agreed to go to a lobster feed with a cow-orker tomorrow, and today he sends me the info and it's a fundraiser hosted by Larry Bird. Yikes.)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 17, 2015 09:01 AM (ZKzrr)
You're kinda like I was a while back......we were invited to an awards dinner honoring an acquaintance and the dress was "prairie chic". Hmmm...Make of that what you will.

Posted by: TX ette at July 17, 2015 09:07 AM (sUJHF)

322 As I understand it, the feds have pre-emptorally threatened our county executives with personal legal actions if they oppose the sprinkling of the Section 8 projects inbetween upscale housing developments and luxury apartment complexes and cows.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2015 09:07 AM (JO9+V)

323 "prairie chic".

Ok, I'm going with chaps on that one. Definitely.

Posted by: anon a mouse at July 17, 2015 09:08 AM (C9pBZ)

324 318 "DEPORT THEM"

Yes, and stop importing more of them. http://tinyurl.com/p9nyowf
Posted by: no good deed at July 17, 2015 09:07 AM (GgxVX


While we're rightly outraged and worried about the invasion from Latin America, our overlords are importing Muslims as refugees from Syria and elsewhere.

Perfect.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 09:08 AM (St6BJ)

325 summery, colorful, not like you just got off work

these sorts of made up dress instructions on invite are a pet peeve of my

they tell you nothing

like dressy casual. WTF is that. Just say no jeans please

Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 09:09 AM (zOTsN)

326 Amateur webzine Slate comes perilously close to making a connection between yesterday's shooting and the shooter's Islam. But the NYT connects it to the black church shooting in Charleston. o.O

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 17, 2015 09:09 AM (ZKzrr)

327 the dress was "prairie chic"


I think it means leave the Justins in the closet and wear the Luccheses.

Posted by: no good deed at July 17, 2015 09:09 AM (GgxVX)

328
While we're rightly outraged and worried about the invasion from Latin America, our overlords are importing Muslims as refugees from Syria and elsewhere.

Perfect.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 09:08 AM (St6BJ)

Seems a bit like injecting yourself with cancer cells.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 09:09 AM (2Ojst)

329 So Geraldo was Gawker before Gawker?

Posted by: Draki at July 17, 2015 09:09 AM (0eidE)

330 As I understand it, the feds have pre-emptorally threatened our county executives with personal legal actions if they oppose the sprinkling of the Section 8 projects inbetween upscale housing developments and luxury apartment complexes and cows."

Otherwise known as the "Greenspoint Effect"

Posted by: anon a mouse at July 17, 2015 09:09 AM (C9pBZ)

331 (Any 'ettes know what "festively casual" means?


Jeans and a sombrero.


Serape, optional.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 17, 2015 09:09 AM (KUa85)

332 326 Amateur webzine Slate comes perilously close to making a connection between yesterday's shooting and the shooter's Islam. But the NYT connects it to the black church shooting in Charleston. o.O
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 17, 2015 09:09 AM (ZKzrr)


"Oh, I wish I was swaddled in Egyptian cotton,
beheadings there are not forgotten,
Run away, run away, run away, Ummah-land. . ."


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 09:11 AM (St6BJ)

333 "prairie chic"

Gingham?

summery, colorful, not like you just got off work


Everyone sitting in my row today, including me, is wearing sneakers, scraggly jeans, and plaid or Hawaiian shirts.

I've got a sundress, that will have to do.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 17, 2015 09:11 AM (ZKzrr)

334 in Texas dressy casual in some instances means black jeans, your best boots, crisp white shirt, lots of turquoise jewelry

Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 09:12 AM (zOTsN)

335 our overlords are importing Muslims as refugees from Syria and elsewhere. "

Somalia. Don't forget that paradise...

Posted by: anon a mouse at July 17, 2015 09:12 AM (C9pBZ)

336 As I understand it, the feds have pre-emptorally threatened our county executives with personal legal actions if they oppose the sprinkling of the Section 8
projects inbetween upscale housing developments and luxury apartment complexes and cows.



Fire burns.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 09:12 AM (uDURn)

337 Jerry Rivers treated my daughter like dirt during their marriage. I seek his death.

Posted by: Zombie Kurt Vonnegut at July 17, 2015 09:12 AM (gwG9s)

338 But the NYT connects it to the black church shooting in Charleston. o.O>>>

Well they still have slaves in the ME so...

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2015 09:12 AM (81UWZ)

339 'I'm not afraid to go straight toward them and ask them, 'Do you really know what Islam is?' Abdulazeez said. 'There's this misconception that Islam is a violent religion. Muslims are actually peaceful.'


Your POS brother kind of proved otherwise dontchathink.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 17, 2015 09:13 AM (fWAjv)

340 "prairie chic".

Ok, I'm going with chaps on that one. Definitely.
Posted by: anon a mouse


And a Bola.

Posted by: dogfish at July 17, 2015 09:13 AM (jWtyG)

341 335 Somalia. Don't forget that paradise...
Posted by: anon a mouse at July 17, 2015 09:12 AM (C9pBZ)


Was that the third Obama daughter whose liver is in a jar somewhere in Dr. Nucatola's office?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 09:13 AM (St6BJ)

342 You know why they hardly ever solve any murders down south? Nobody has dental records and all the DNA is the same.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 17, 2015 09:13 AM (ee9LE)

343

or in maine its lily pulitzer dress or white jeans with summery top, pretty sandals, flats or wedges

Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 09:14 AM (zOTsN)

344 Hillary got heckled yesterday.
http://is.gd/MAocEn

And if you don't believe in global warming as an article of religious faith, you're "science-denying." Snort.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 17, 2015 09:14 AM (ZKzrr)

345 Was that the third Obama daughter whose liver is in a jar somewhere in Dr. Nucatola's office? "

Heh.

Posted by: anon a mouse at July 17, 2015 09:15 AM (C9pBZ)

346 342 You know why they hardly ever solve any murders down south? Nobody has dental records and all the DNA is the same.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 17, 2015 09:13 AM (ee9LE)


(**too scared to chuckle out loud**)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 09:15 AM (St6BJ)

347
Because Puerto Ricans have no plans to work in the future, either.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2015 09:16 AM (GOYpy)

348 From a software company's on-line help desk:

"I understand how you feel regarding the issue, don't worry, I will do my best to help you fix the problem. Just to set your expectations, I'll be asking questions to determine the cause of issue and the best resolution to it, this may take some time but we can get this solved working together!"

I want the problem fixed, but then I want to crawl through the intertubes and strangle whoever wrote this fvcking irritating and condescending script.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2015 09:16 AM (Zu3d9)

349 Ugh, I'm sick of these videos that keep popping up on social media. The latest is "How Does a Homeless Man Spend $100." Of course, it is staged as the donor "follows him" to see what happens. The man goes to the grocery store, buys food, and distributes it to other homeless people. Let's see some reality, like the homeless guy pissing in the middle of the street in New York. http://tinyurl.com/qe6jsjh

Posted by: no good deed at July 17, 2015 09:16 AM (GgxVX)

350 Was that the third Obama daughter whose liver is in a jar somewhere in Dr. Nucatola's office?

As if she'd let product sit on the shelves...

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 17, 2015 09:16 AM (ZKzrr)

351
Section 8. You'd think the government would come up with a different term than that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 09:16 AM (St6BJ)

352 Fire burns.

Just sayin'.



In my brother's neighborhood, all the sex offenders houses keep burning down. It's like their afflicted with terminal bad luck.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2015 09:16 AM (evdj2)

353
Next Thursday is NATIONAL HOT DOG DAY.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2015 09:16 AM (GOYpy)

354 351
Section 8. You'd think the government would come up with a different term than that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 09:16 AM (St6BJ)

It's not that far off.

Posted by: Private Joker at July 17, 2015 09:17 AM (2Ojst)

355 350 As if she'd let product sit on the shelves...
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 17, 2015 09:16 AM (ZKzrr)


Okay, I confess my denseness. Complete the thought please.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 09:17 AM (St6BJ)

356 or in maine its lily pulitzer or white jeans with summery top, pretty sandals, flats or wedges"

See, drop the "dress" bit and it applies to guys too!
And you folks keep telling me that the Preppy look is dead.

Of course, I've yet to don my pink Polo shirt (with green pony, nach) here in Texas...

Posted by: anon a mouse at July 17, 2015 09:17 AM (C9pBZ)

357 First look at the There's Something About Barack movie.

http://tinyurl.com/pep94g4

Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 17, 2015 09:17 AM (ee9LE)

358 Okay, I confess my denseness. Complete the thought please.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 09:17 AM (St6BJ)

Spare parts inventory.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 17, 2015 09:17 AM (nqiq9)

359 353
Next Thursday is NATIONAL HOT DOG DAY.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2015 09:16 AM (GOYpy)


Coney Island, here I come! (**scrounges for MTA card**)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 09:17 AM (St6BJ)

360 353 that's sexist and exclusionary....

Posted by: Mr Wizard at July 17, 2015 09:18 AM (eOpVe)

361 Of course, I've yet to don my pink Polo shirt (with green pony, nach) here in Texas...
Posted by: anon a mouse at July 17, 2015 09:17 AM (C9pBZ)

That's a felony outside of Austin.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 09:18 AM (2Ojst)

362 349 Ugh, I'm sick of these videos that keep popping up on social media. The latest is "How Does a Homeless Man Spend $100."

I'm waiting for "How the Leech turns no dollars into 50 dollars by selling his EBT card and then buying crack with it"

Posted by: Citizen X at July 17, 2015 09:18 AM (7ObY1)

363

*ponders how to trigger the Morning News Dump*

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2015 09:18 AM (qCMvj)

364 351
Section 8. You'd think the government would come up with a different term than that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 09:16 AM (St6BJ)

'Secure MOdest Domicile' for whatever neighborhood it's in.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 17, 2015 09:18 AM (fWAjv)

365 Okay, I confess my denseness. Complete the thought please.


#SellTheParts!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 09:18 AM (uDURn)

366 Fire burns.

Just sayin'. "

ah, the idea of stashing Sec 8 out by Tomball.

Yeah, that'll work.

Posted by: anon a mouse at July 17, 2015 09:19 AM (C9pBZ)

367 >>*ponders how to trigger the Morning News Dump*

Leave a really clever or insightful comment that will be Willowed and viewed by no one.

Posted by: V the K at July 17, 2015 09:19 AM (O7MnT)

368 363 *ponders how to trigger the Morning News Dump*

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2015 09:18 AM (qCMvj)


Metamucil?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 17, 2015 09:19 AM (nqiq9)

369
*ponders how to trigger the Morning News Dump*

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2015 09:18 AM (qCMvj)

Coffee and Fiber-One cereal?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 17, 2015 09:19 AM (fWAjv)

370 173 169
Page 147, Section 10, Annex of the "treaty":

Signatories must actively provide material assistance to prevent sabotage of Iranian nuclear facilities.

The president is an enemy combatant of the USA.

Holy sheeite.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 08:16 AM (St6BJ)

That is disturbing, do you have a link for that, I'd love to read the rest.

Posted by: spypeach at July 17, 2015 09:19 AM (KTiWT)

371 363

*ponders how to trigger the Morning News Dump*
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2015 09:18 AM (qCMvj)


Ipecac or barium enema.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 09:20 AM (St6BJ)

372 345 Was that the third Obama daughter whose liver is in a jar somewhere in Dr. Nucatola's office? "


Daddy, whatever happened to little Abortionatta?



Posted by: Sharia and Malaria at July 17, 2015 09:20 AM (7ObY1)

373 But the NYT connects it to the black church shooting in Charleston. o.O


Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 17, 2015 09:09 AM (ZKzrr)


I... But... Just... I mean...
WTF kinda of mental gymnastics and logical contortions have to be done to make that connection?

Posted by: Country Singer at July 17, 2015 09:20 AM (8hctH)

374 Oh, here's a good one. http://is.gd/hUTmn5

Indy ZIP code's life expectancy lower than Iraq's. Why?
I can't see the comments, but surely they point out that the "youths" of this ZIP code shoot each other at Chicagoan rates and that will bring down the average...

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 17, 2015 09:20 AM (ZKzrr)

375

a good chuckle

Grenell was on a flight between DC and LAX, and Pelosi was on the flight (flying coach, btw). He tweeted, What should I ask Nancy Pelosi?.

classic Iowahawk


David Burge @iowahawkblog

"Who's your taxidermist?" RT @RichardGrenell What should I ask Nancy Pelosi?


lol

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2015 09:20 AM (qCMvj)

376 370 That is disturbing, do you have a link for that, I'd love to read the rest.
Posted by: spypeach at July 17, 2015 09:19 AM (KTiWT)


Levin referenced it last night. Check his website for a link.

Ok, hang on a tic . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 09:21 AM (St6BJ)

377 islam is the problem.....the radical islamists are do the dirty work for the moderates.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 17, 2015 09:21 AM (0O7c5)

378 >>>>I heard he was a quiet kid and well-liked. I'm being dead serious.



Unreal.
.
.
.
.Except the part where he went back to the Mid East and disappeared for a few months. Oddly enough he came back and suddenly found "religion" according to one interview I read. He became very devout after his pilgrimage back home according to one of the kids he used to MMA train with.

But it is all speculation, conjecture and rumor at this point.

One thing I do know, the MSM appeared to be ecstatic yesterday when a witness described the shooter as a white male.

Posted by: The Great White Sctosman at July 17, 2015 09:21 AM (iONHu)

379 But was he nuanced about it? No.And fu*k that sh*t. Just tell it like it is. And the MFM can go straight to hell.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at July 17, 2015 07:01 AM (j2xmV)


If he starts talking tax reform and hard currency he will have the full suite.

Don't you wish all democrats believed these things?

Posted by: kindltot at July 17, 2015 09:21 AM (3pRHP)

380 WTF kinda of mental gymnastics and logical contortions have to be done to make that connection?

Young man + gun + multiple victims = exactly the same!

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 17, 2015 09:22 AM (ZKzrr)

381 363

*ponders how to trigger the Morning News Dump*

Write a lengthy post filled with trenchant political analysis matched with wry wit. Write it out first in Word so it's all perfect. Spellchecked and everything. Come over here and proudly post it. The Dump will immediately appear, someone will say "nood" and your post will linger at the end of the dead thread, unread and unloved, until the SMOD hits and wipes out ACE's archives.

Posted by: Citizen X at July 17, 2015 09:23 AM (7ObY1)

382 Pretty certain "festively casual" means topless.

Posted by: Weasel at July 17, 2015 09:24 AM (6xtq3)

383 Write it out first in Word so it's all perfect. Spellchecked and everything.>>>

This!!!

Posted by: The Barrel at July 17, 2015 09:25 AM (81UWZ)

384 Tomball seems to be where old and sick people go to wait to die. Lots of nursing homes out there. The Florida of NW Houston.

It's a nice small town though. Home of Mels Country Cafe. Has a Mayberry RFD feel to it.

Dazzling urbanites relocated from the center of Houston might have trouble blending in.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2015 09:25 AM (JO9+V)

385 Ooh, I've neglected China. I should give them Taiwan...

Posted by: Barack Obama, The Great Santa at July 17, 2015 09:25 AM (FcR7P)

386
http://preview.tinyurl.com/nfzyyhm

"I know what I am doing and I'm fearless." This is why we elected you, Mr. President. Twice. Thank you. (86 upvotes)

Thank you for WW III Mr. President! [shuddering orgasm]

It's a cult of death.

Posted by: WAPO Commenter at July 17, 2015 09:25 AM (nG61K)

387 My wardrobe would fit in NYC. It's 90 percent black. To match my mood...

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (do not upgrade me, I will become Chinese or bad) at July 17, 2015 09:25 AM (+XMAD)

388 *ponders how to trigger the Morning News Dump*

Write a lengthy post filled with trenchant political analysis matched with wry wit. Write it out first in Word so it's all perfect. Spellchecked and everything. Come over here and proudly post it. The Dump will immediately appear, someone will say "nood" and your post will linger at the end of the dead thread, unread and unloved, until the SMOD hits and wipes out ACE's archives.
Posted by: Citizen X at July 17, 2015 09:23 AM (7ObY1)



Or, just cut and paste something with a lot of apostrophe's and quotation remarks.

Hit "Post", receive error
Go "Back", scan post, fix symbols
Hit "Post", receive error
Go "Back", scan post, fix symbols
(repeat about a 100 times)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2015 09:25 AM (qCMvj)

389 I see the leftards are trying to defend PP's organ selling as vital to medical research. Ben Carson says bullshit.

Posted by: maddogg at July 17, 2015 09:26 AM (xWW96)

390 Write it out first in Word so it's all perfect.

=====

Can we call for a preemptive embarreling on those grounds?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at July 17, 2015 09:26 AM (V1M8q)

391 'Captain America:Civil War'

or

'Before Sunset'

http://tinyurl.com/pmql7p3


Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 17, 2015 09:26 AM (fWAjv)

392 When I was with DOD anything that had the least smidgen to do with a Chinese Company or venture was red flagged a

Quick, somebody tell OPM about this wonderful tech.

Posted by: DaveA at July 17, 2015 09:27 AM (DL2i+)

393 She is nailing Mooch's Resting Bitch Face in that pic though.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 17, 2015 09:27 AM (fWAjv)

394 313 Coulter about the family: "DEPORT THEM"
Oh hell yes. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 09:05 AM (St6BJ)

Man, you wanna see the left go to the screaming heebie-jeebies, push that line. They'll be out for Coulter today even worse than usual

Posted by: Agent J at July 17, 2015 09:27 AM (ueOgE)

395 Thanks J.J.

I found it, it was in the transcript on his site. Unbelievable. I wonder if our military boys and girls would actually follow orders to strike Israel, I would like to think they wouldn't.

Posted by: spypeach at July 17, 2015 09:28 AM (KTiWT)

396 Tell you what, Iran, I'ma gonna throw in gay marriage, too! My final offer!

Posted by: Barack #Hashtag Obama at July 17, 2015 09:28 AM (FcR7P)

397 I see the leftards are trying to defend PP's organ selling as vital to medical research. Ben Carson says bullshit.
Posted by: maddogg at July 17, 2015 09:26 AM (xWW96)


The WaPo even changed their title (see therightscoop)

COVERING UP EVIL: WASHINGTON POST CHANGES PLANNED PARENTHOOD HEADLINE FROM 'ORGAN HARVESTING' TO 'RESEARCH'

I can't believe the first one got by the editors. Someone got b*tched out.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2015 09:28 AM (qCMvj)

398
Here's the link to the Washington Free Beacon regarding our helping Iran defend their nukes:

http://freebeacon.com/national-security/u-s-will-teach-iran-to-thwart-nuke-threats/

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 09:29 AM (St6BJ)

399 naturalfake: ...Oklahoma... Mile after mile after mile after mile after mile after mile of very gently rolling tiny hills....

Yes, but that western road through Oklahoma is like a winding, twisting, rollicking roller coaster compared to its counterpart up in Kansas. Scratch the very gently rolling tiny hills part, to start with. Replace with dead flat. You'll see a barn with tree and windmill on one side of the road, then, many miles later, the identical barn with tree and windmill on the other side of the road... endless loop driving.

Posted by: mindful webworker - is this thing still on? at July 17, 2015 09:30 AM (FE+I8)

400 395 Thanks J.J.

I found it, it was in the transcript on his site. Unbelievable. I wonder if our military boys and girls would actually follow orders to strike Israel, I would like to think they wouldn't.
Posted by: spypeach at July 17, 2015 09:28 AM (KTiWT)


I am not sure if we will have American boots on the ground since we are not allowed to be part of the IAEA inspection teams. We do not have diplomatic relations with Iran.

Then again, help us kill the Jews? Come on down!

Sheesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 09:30 AM (St6BJ)

401 He came, he saw, he capitulated.

Posted by: Winston Churchill at July 17, 2015 09:30 AM (4zIKE)

402 Hilldogger issued a statement on the muslim terror attack in Chattanooga, calling it the same as the Charleston murders.

It's terrible when we lose Marines anywhere in the world, but to lose four in Chattanooga, Tennessee, is just heartbreaking. And obviously my heart goes out to their families and to their colleagues and I hope that we can find a way to stop this kind of violence that is stalking our children, people in bible study, and people who wear the uniform of our country.

Posted by: MTF at July 17, 2015 09:31 AM (DkJ4E)

403
I'm trying to figure out some ironic twist on Nathan Hale, but it escapes me.

I'm too enraged to be glib. We are being destroyed by malignant traitorous pigs and nothing is being done to stop them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 06:52 AM (St6BJ)







I regret that I have but one country to lose for my life.......

Posted by: Secretariat of State at July 17, 2015 09:31 AM (VbHFl)

404 Some humor for the Horde this morning. Came in and this was hanging on a coworker's cubicle:

http://i57.tinypic.com/25p4m1i.jpg


Something involving a gift shop manager and Pluto.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 17, 2015 09:32 AM (8hctH)

405 394 313 Coulter about the family: "DEPORT THEM"
Oh hell yes. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 09:05 AM (St6BJ)

Man, you wanna see the left go to the screaming heebie-jeebies, push that line. They'll be out for Coulter today even worse than usual
Posted by: Agent J at July 17, 2015 09:27 AM (ueOgE)


We outnumber the loud left by at least 2 to 1 if not more. Can you imagine if we the people came out in force and screamed half as loudly as they do?

And the walls would come tumbling down, I can guarantee that. Too bad we don't. Yet.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 09:32 AM (St6BJ)

406 where are his parents

how did his dad get off the watch list

what exactly did his dad do as a "special policeman"


our media fucking sucks

Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 09:32 AM (zOTsN)

407 She is nailing Mooch's Resting Bitch Face in that pic though.

-
Yeah.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 17, 2015 09:32 AM (ee9LE)

408 Home of Mels Country Café"

Ok, now I'm thinking burger for lunch... dinner

Posted by: anon a mouse at July 17, 2015 09:32 AM (C9pBZ)

409 363 *ponders how to trigger the Morning News Dump*
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2015 09:18 AM (qCMvj)

"And now, there's NEW Super Colon Blow!"

Posted by: Agent J at July 17, 2015 09:32 AM (ueOgE)

410 I hope that we can find a way to stop this kind of violence that is stalking our children


Yep. They're going to use this latest demonstration of The Religion of Pieces to go after guns.

Posted by: Citizen X at July 17, 2015 09:33 AM (7ObY1)

411 they are assumung it was an on line radicalization

what it it wasnt

what if the dad encouraged him to do it

wouldnt be the first time

Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 09:33 AM (zOTsN)

412 They're going to use this latest demonstration of The Religion of Pieces to go after guns.


And pretend Islam had nothing to do with it.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 17, 2015 09:34 AM (ZKzrr)

413 by now should we hear the statement of the parents "we are heart broken...we are sickened....we are sorry"


nope

nothing. silence. We dont even have a family spokes idiot doing it for them

not

right

Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 09:34 AM (zOTsN)

414 they are assumung it was an on line radicalization



what it it wasnt





Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 09:33 AM (zOTsN)


Doesn't matter. They'll push that it was, cuz moar better internet controlz will fixit!

Posted by: Country Singer at July 17, 2015 09:35 AM (8hctH)

415 "And now, there's NEW Super Colon Blow!"

So you've eaten at Mel's, I see...

Posted by: anon a mouse at July 17, 2015 09:35 AM (C9pBZ)

416 by now should we hear the statement of the parents "we are heart broken...we are sickened....we are sorry"


He was a gooboy. He dindu nuffin.

Posted by: Citizen X at July 17, 2015 09:36 AM (7ObY1)

417
I wish we had a General Jack Ripper in charge of SAC right about now. Oh boy!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 09:36 AM (St6BJ)

418 suppose you are a strict islamic daddy and you discover your son is gay and likes booze. What better way to redeem him in the eyes of allah than to make him a martyr

Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 09:37 AM (zOTsN)

419 by now should we hear the statement of the parents "we are heart broken...we are sickened....we are sorry"

nope

nothing. silence. We dont even have a family spokes idiot doing it for them



Same as with "moderate" muzzies.
No out & loud denunciation = approval.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 09:37 AM (uDURn)

420 If the marine shooting is 'just like' the Charleston shooting, what flag do we need to ban to stop it?

Or should banning the confederate flag have stopped it?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 17, 2015 09:37 AM (cD1Y4)

421 I wish we had a General Jack Ripper in charge of SAC right about now. Oh boy!



General Jack D. Ripper?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 09:38 AM (uDURn)

422
Can you imagine if Curtis LeMay was Chief of the JCS (presuming Obama wouldn't have sacked him on day one)?

I can dream, can't I?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 09:39 AM (St6BJ)

423 I wish we had a General Jack Ripper in charge of SAC right about now. Oh boy!





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 09:36 AM (St6BJ)


I'd just be happy with MAJ T.J. "King" Kong.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 17, 2015 09:40 AM (8hctH)

424
"Where in the hell is Major Kong?!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 09:41 AM (St6BJ)

425 399 naturalfake: ...Oklahoma... Mile after mile after mile after mile after mile after mile of very gently rolling tiny hills....
Yes, but that western road through Oklahoma is like a winding, twisting, rollicking roller coaster compared to its counterpart up in Kansas. Scratch the very gently rolling tiny hills part, to start with. Replace with dead flat. You'll see a barn with tree and windmill on one side of the road, then, many miles later, the identical barn with tree and windmill on the other side of the road... endless loop driving.
Posted by: mindful webworker - is this thing still on? at July 17, 2015 09:30 AM (FE+I


Full of adventure! Get on I-80 across Nebraska.

Posted by: jwb7605 at July 17, 2015 09:42 AM (M+9nV)

426 WTF kinda of mental gymnastics and logical contortions have to be done to make that connection?

Easy, both are "gun-free zones"

Posted by: Jean at July 17, 2015 09:42 AM (ztOda)

427 Can you imagine if Curtis LeMay was Chief of the JCS (presuming Obama wouldn't have sacked him on day one)?

How about President, he ran as VP. Talk about assassination insurance.

Posted by: Jean at July 17, 2015 09:43 AM (ztOda)

428 Did I get Willowed?

Posted by: Jean at July 17, 2015 09:44 AM (ztOda)

429 Easy, both are "gun-free zones"



Posted by: Jean at July 17, 2015 09:42 AM (ztOda)


Valid point, but I'm pretty sure that's not the connection the NYT made.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 17, 2015 09:44 AM (8hctH)

430 Anybody have the names of the murdered Marines (to pray for)? I opened CNN this morning and couldn't bear to read it; don't even want to look at the killer's face (though obliged to pray for his soul too. Sigh.)

Posted by: LadyS at July 17, 2015 09:45 AM (xYNhJ)

431 Martha about to kill Juan Willams

he accuses her of pandering to fear to want marnes to be allowed to carry at work

Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 09:46 AM (zOTsN)

432 We are pro-choice.

In keeping with our belief, we are proud to offer several choices, such as livers, hearts, lungs of unborn children.

If you have a problem with that, you are a right wing extremist.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at July 17, 2015 09:46 AM (NjiZL)

433 by now should we hear the statement of the parents "we are heart broken...we are sickened....we are sorry"


nope

nothing. silence. We dont even have a family spokes idiot doing it for them

not

right


They were dragged off in handcuff's last night; so being Christian, I'll give them some slack. Say, until noon.

Posted by: Jean at July 17, 2015 09:47 AM (ztOda)

434 Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Sullivan, 40, fought in Falluja

Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 09:47 AM (zOTsN)

435 http://freebeacon.com/national-security/u-s-will-teach-iran-to-thwart-nuke-threats/

Well if it's force training.

That is not the Mossad Agent with a flash drive you're looking for.

Posted by: DaveA at July 17, 2015 09:48 AM (DL2i+)

436
First one ID'd is Gunnery Sgt. Thomas Sullivan, 40 years old. H/T Weasel Zippers.

RIP.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 09:48 AM (St6BJ)

437 WTF kinda of mental gymnastics and logical contortions have to be done to make that connection?


It's why they're pushing the "Domestic Terrorism" angle so far.

That way -

weeny, little racist psycho with zero following or support structure equals islamic guerrilla jihadist warfare waged on behalf of foreign enemies.


Anybody know yet whether Muhhamad was dreamy "dreamer" dreamily dreaming,

or not?

Posted by: naturalfake at July 17, 2015 09:49 AM (KUa85)

438 where did you read the parents were dragged off in handcuffs?

two females were, probably the sisters

they were held while they searched the home

they were released, never arrested

I have seen nothing that the father was in custody

Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 09:50 AM (zOTsN)

439 Thanks, J.J.

Posted by: LadyS at July 17, 2015 09:50 AM (xYNhJ)

440 431 Martha about to kill Juan Willams

he accuses her of pandering to fear to want marnes to be allowed to carry at work
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 09:46 AM (zOTsN)


Juan Williams, here's a clue, schmuck: fear is a natural response to danger.

Where the hell's Newt when you need him?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 09:50 AM (St6BJ)

441
That is disturbing, do you have a link for that, I'd love to read the rest.
Posted by: spypeach at July 17, 2015 09:19 AM (KTiWT)



http://www.documentcloud.org/documents/2165388-iran-deal-text.html

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 17, 2015 09:50 AM (kGrdk)

442
*hic*

Where the hell am I?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 17, 2015 09:50 AM (HSmrB)

443 Someone should ask Obama what he would do if Iran launched a nuclear strike against Israel.

What, exactly, would he do?

Posted by: Feh at July 17, 2015 08:28 AM (gcfcr)


Cheer and pop some champagne

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 09:51 AM (493sH)

444 Anybody know yet whether Muhhamad was dreamy "dreamer" dreamily dreaming, or not?



Naturalized, which indicates legal entry.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 17, 2015 09:51 AM (ZKzrr)

445 Why aren't the armed forces armed?

Posted by: DaveA at July 17, 2015 09:51 AM (DL2i+)

446
Damn what a night,, my teeth itch and my hair is sore *hic*.....

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 17, 2015 09:53 AM (HSmrB)

447 It is. We have no Augusto Pinochet/"Seven Days in May" types to rescue us.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 08:19 AM (St6BJ)



Our brass seems more interested in welcoming the Cpl. Klingers to the military

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 09:54 AM (493sH)

448

WTF?? *hic*,,,, is that a nickle stuck to my face?//A?/?? *hic*,,,

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 17, 2015 09:54 AM (HSmrB)

449 *hic*

Where the hell am I?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 17, 2015 09:50 AM (HSmrB)



*hic*

Same place I am.

GrotesqueDrunkCorruptShitheelville.


*hic*

Posted by: John Boehner at July 17, 2015 09:54 AM (KUa85)

450 437
Anybody know yet whether Muhhamad was dreamy "dreamer" dreamily dreaming,
Posted by: naturalfake at July 17, 2015 09:49 AM (KUa85)

Interesting you mention that. I was at Old Navy yesterday to get oldest kid some T-shirts. We were in the check-out line and there were lunch bags that said something like, "keep on dreaming." The bag had off-blue and off-red stripes pretty much the same colors as on the old Obama "hope" Fairey drawing. I pointed it out to oldest son, and said, "That there's some masterful propaganda, son."

Posted by: Agent J at July 17, 2015 09:54 AM (ueOgE)

451 Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Sullivan, 40, fought in Falluja
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 09:47 AM (zOTsN)
__________________

Poor guy did two tours in Iraq, was injured and received a Purple Heart, all while trying to help make that shithole a better place for muzzies to live.

Then returns home, only to be shot to death by a muzzie invited into this country so that he could have a better place to live.

I'm sick to death of this crap.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 17, 2015 09:55 AM (kGrdk)

452 Anybody know yet whether Muhhamad was dreamy "dreamer" dreamily dreaming, or not?



Naturalized, which indicates legal entry.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 17, 2015 09:51 AM (ZKzrr)



Ahh, a legal foreign terrorist.


At least, we have that working for us.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 17, 2015 09:56 AM (KUa85)

453 Nood. Pitcher.

Posted by: johnd01 at July 17, 2015 09:56 AM (ukNFU)

454 451: You are 100 percent right. The battlespace has shifted from the Middle East to the United States.

The threat vectors are directed here.

The center of gravity is in our back yards.

All because of our feckless cowards in Washington . . . OF BOTH FUCKING PARTIES!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2015 09:59 AM (NjiZL)

455 5:05 pm || Departs White House

I wonder if the Marine One pilots see anyone just flipping TFG the bird when they go by?

Posted by: DaveA at July 17, 2015 10:03 AM (DL2i+)

456 Saw Ant-Man last night. Starts off slow, and by that I mean they tried to fly by through the intro/origin, so some of the interactions were more direct than natural. But then it found a groove, and overall an enjoyable experience.

Posted by: Nutsy the Buzzard at July 17, 2015 10:06 AM (Z3HgI)

457 As some other famous dood said, there is a hell of a lot of ruin in a great country. I guess that 's why some folks just refuse to see where the US is headed, and what happens after.

Maybe the Democrats are just too darned optimistic when they are in charge. I know I see us a the canaries in the coal mines. When the roles are reversed, they become chicken littles, and all the amps are turned to eleventy!!1!!!1.

So in their eyes, perhaps the most powerful country in the world can give up some power and leadership and still be #1.
Maybe the wealthiest country in the world's history can feed the world and open our borders and gove free health care to the needy and still be wealthy.
Maybe the most free country in the world can give up some of those freedoms, exchange them for priveleges, and still be free.

Perhaps if they weren't so busy yelling past us and punishing dissent, they could see we might have a point or two.

heh. That last line made me realize the futility of my post.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 17, 2015 10:09 AM (XmOA9)

458 Saw Ant-Man last night. Starts off slow, and by that I mean they tried to fly by through the intro/origin, so some of the interactions were more direct than natural. But then it found a groove, and overall an enjoyable experience.

Posted by: Nutsy the Buzzard at July 17, 2015 10:06 AM (Z3HgI)



It's a Disney movie. Why are you supporting the scum?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 10:13 AM (493sH)

459 Test of the banana toning.

Posted by: Amistillband at July 17, 2015 10:21 AM (qR1v/)

460
431 Martha about to kill Juan Willams

he accuses her of pandering to fear to want marnes to be allowed to carry at work
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 09:46 AM (zOTsN)







Someone should ask if Juan has a CCW himself. Like a surprisingly large number of celebrity/media talking head types, I'll bet he does.

Posted by: Secretariat of State at July 17, 2015 10:35 AM (VbHFl)

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