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Overnight Open Thread (7-16-2015)
Quote of the Day I - Athens on the Lake Edition
Pension payments to Chicago public union employees have become so high that today all the property taxes paid by the households of Chicago go exclusively to pensions. The operating expenses are paid by additional taxes on things from packs of cigarettes, to gasoline, sales tax, and cable TV bills. Given these facts about how Chicago's property taxes are used, it's not surprising that its new Republican governor wants to freeze property taxes to rescue the middle class's paychecks from Democrats.
And to think back in the late '70s, we all assumed [Roger] Waters was being ironic when he portrayed a totalitarian anti-Semitic rock star in The Wall.
-- Ed Driscoll
Related: All Internet Gandhi Quotes Are Fake
Quote of the Day III - Moron Quote Source Finally Located
8 If only there was some heat source that you could trace this to. . .It would have to be massive, though. On the order of our own sun.
Posted by: tachyonshuggy at February 27, 2008 07:52 PM (IVUjc)
Wisconsin Supreme Court: Prosecutor Punished Speech With Paramilitary-Style Home Invasions
Read the WI Supreme Court decision quotes that Ungrateful Loaf posted here. The court is basically inviting the victims to sue and file misconduct claims with the state bar against the prosecutors involved.
The Words 'Husband', 'Wife' Being Removed From Federal Statutes, Soon to Become Offensive
Mothers and fathers, brothers and sisters. But there were also husbands, wives, lovers. There were also monogamy and romance."Though you probably don't know what those are," said Mustapha Mond.
They shook their heads.
Family, monogamy, romance. Everywhere exclusiveness, a narrow channelling of impulse and energy.
"But every one belongs to every one else," he concluded, citing the hypnopaedic proverb.
The students nodded, emphatically agreeing with a statement which upwards of sixty-two thousand repetitions in the dark had made them accept, not merely as true, but as axiomatic, self-evident, utterly indisputable.
The Deep Green Resistance Is At War With You
You have been warned even if you probably haven't even noticed.
The third lady to speak, the one with all-natural, not-at-all-technological adult braces, is Ms Lierre Keith, a former radical vegan and now self-described "gender abolitionist" whose strange mental adventures have previously entertained us. Ms Keith and her associates wish to wage "decisive ecological warfare" against. well, the rest of us, and to "disrupt and dismantle industrial civilisation," with "complete economic collapse" as the path to salvation. When not signalling their intellectual wattage by calling for the "abolition" of masculinity and "whiteness," and the "abolition" of the United States, "an illegitimate settler nation," Deep Green Resistance very much like the idea of "sabotaging infrastructure" and cutting power lines, thereby leaving tens of thousands of people without light and heat. Such measures would, apparently, encourage "class consciousness." Elderly people in remote locations would no doubt embrace the finer points of revolutionary eco-socialism as they shivered in the dark and the feeling left their limbs.
Their end goal? Merely taking us back to the glory days of the Pliocene era.
Let's do what we did before, which worked. We didn't destroy the planet for those first four million years. we actually participated.
And Tim Blair adds:
The extreme green movement is nudging ever closer to a form of fascism," Blair adds. "There is not much difference between words once deployed in the service of preserving a master race and words now deployed in the service of preserving a master planet.
The Social Justice Warrior in Your iPhone
Breaking the Churches: Refusing to Perform Gay Marriages Means No Liability Insurance
New York Times Caves, Ted Cruz Book To Appear At #7 On Bestseller List
ISIS Confirms Their "Chief Singer and Songwriter" Killed By Airstrike in Syria
America Getting Reacquainted with Hillary Clinton
Hillary: We Must Topple the 1%
Reddit CEO: Site Is 'Not a Bastion of Free Speech,' Change Coming
Guilty Liberal Feels Illegal Alien Entitled to His Job
Still, he was on good terms with the illegals, though he was unsuccessful in convincing them of the pleasures of gay anal sex.
The Secret American Military Cemetery With No Names and Where No Flag is Allowed to Fly
(thanks to country singer)
Old Rocker Complains About New Technology, Clouds
You see Neil Young thinks that streaming technology simply can't capture the delicate nuances of his music and so it sucks.
"It's about sound quality. I don't need my music to be devalued by the worst quality in the history of broadcasting or any other form of distribution. I don't feel right allowing this to be sold to my fans. It's bad for my music."
But you know what is good enough to listen to his music with? AM radio and 8-track tapes that's what.
"AM radio kicked streaming's ass. Analog cassettes and 8 tracks also kicked streaming's ass, and absolutely rocked compared to streaming,"
He then tied an onion to his belt which was the style at the time when AM music radio ruled.
Whoopi Goldberg Grudgingly Concedes That Bill Cosby Probably Committed Rape-Rapes
"GOOP meets Grantland" 
Meet Ladybaby, Where Heavy Metal And Aussie Pro Wrestling Meet J-Pop
Yahoo group. You wish.
And my lo-fi Twitter spew.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2015 11:06 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 16, 2015 11:06 PM (jR7Wy)
To the show that never ends
We're so glad you could attend
Could attend, could attend
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2015 11:08 PM (bZQB+)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 16, 2015 11:08 PM (jR7Wy)
The focus this time: Be a man; take a stand.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9083
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 16, 2015 11:08 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 16, 2015 11:08 PM (FnK3f)
Inconceivable.
Hooooooooooorde!!!!!
I'm good and drunk already. Who's with me???
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:09 PM (GEICT)
....often, as a food source.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2015 11:09 PM (EzgxV)
Where is my Wazikashi?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 11:10 PM (UYZgt)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/WoodShapes-street-art-by-TUCO-2.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 11:11 PM (UYZgt)
Posted by: Methos at July 16, 2015 11:11 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:09 PM (GEICT)
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I'm neither.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 16, 2015 11:12 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: ChrisP at July 16, 2015 11:12 PM (PWgy/)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, more than half-in-the-bag ! at July 16, 2015 11:12 PM (go6ud)
Welcome back, my friends
To the show that never ends
We're so glad you could attend
Could attend, could attend
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Come and see the show!!
Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2015 11:12 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 11:13 PM (UYZgt)
*I* am the one atop the pyramid!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 16, 2015 11:08 PM (jR7Wy)
I thought it was an Eye atop the pyramid.....
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2015 11:13 PM (EzgxV)
But you better believe my words are backed with nuclear weapons.
Posted by: Ghandi, circa late game civ at July 16, 2015 11:13 PM (ZbV+0)
The extreme green movement is nudging ever closer to a form of fascism,
They've been 'nudging' for decades now.
Look up 'deep ecology.' Ain't new, ain't surprising if you understand The Left and it's permutations.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 16, 2015 11:13 PM (VY8H5)
I am not sure if I should be thrilled or appalled for having any connection to the introduction of LadyBaby to the Horde...
Where is my Wazikashi?
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I could cry "Shame!", but alas one of the early steps in being a happy otaku is losing all sense of shame whatsoever.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2015 11:13 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 16, 2015 11:13 PM (ucDmr)
What? Too soon?
Posted by: Daybrother at July 16, 2015 11:14 PM (Y+1c/)
Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2015 11
Some mules, some goats, keep it clean keep it clean
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 16, 2015 11:14 PM (FnK3f)
Posted by: Gruppenführer Waters at July 16, 2015 11:14 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 11:14 PM (UYZgt)
What? Too soon?
Just a bit. First the event, then the fallout, so to speak.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2015 11:15 PM (bZQB+)
Old man take a look at my life
I'm a lot like you.
I need streaming audio
My whole day through.
Ah one look on my screen
You can tell it's true.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2015 11:15 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, more than half-in-the-bag ! at July 16, 2015 11:16 PM (go6ud)
Posted by: Dave S. at July 16, 2015 11:16 PM (mhkbv)
Happy B'day, young Jedi.
Now, get off my lawn...
Posted by: ChrisP at July 16, 2015 11:12 PM (PWgy/)
Hah! Thank you sir! Although I hardly thing 34 counts as young!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:16 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2015 11:17 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Jim at July 16, 2015 11:17 PM (RzZOc)
But I'm sure they're shmart.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2015 11:17 PM (bZQB+)
This is actually a good thing.
Marriage used to be the union of a husband and a wife in order to provide a stable environment for children in a family.
Now "marriage" is about using the government to force others to celebrate the "love" of two people (but not all two people).
Now, with the words "husband" and "wife" separated from this new definition of "marriage", it can be reclaimed and be re-associated with what the institution really is.
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 16, 2015 11:17 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2015 11:17 PM (ry4ab)
I'll echo the first comment if I may be permitted: OUT-FUCKING-STANDING.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 16, 2015 11:17 PM (VY8H5)
Posted by: Daybrother at July 16, 2015 11:17 PM (Y+1c/)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 16, 2015 11:17 PM (BurFY)
Old man take a look at my life
I'm a lot like you.
I need streaming audio
My whole day through.
Ah one look on my screen
You can tell it's true.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2015 11:15 PM (ry4ab)
Wished he cared about the excessive price tag of his concert tickets
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 16, 2015 11:17 PM (FnK3f)
Posted by: Infidel at July 16, 2015 11:18 PM (DQjc6)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2015 11:18 PM (bLnSU)
At least we *only* want to take you infidels back to the glory days of 600AD.
Posted by: The Mad Mullahs at July 16, 2015 11:18 PM (wZ2hu)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 16, 2015 11:18 PM (ucDmr)
What? Too soon?
Just a bit. First the event, then the fallout, so to speak.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2015 11:15 PM (bZQB+)
/looks at his stash of Nuke Em Cola Bottle Caps...
Posted by: BB Wolf at July 16, 2015 11:18 PM (qh617)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 11:18 PM (kmtse)
At times like these, when the longbow is useless, I reach for the Sempach Halberd I bought back in the middle 80's.
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Yeah, halberds are mighty when the bow is not at hand. I also have the giant bottle opener known as the English Bill.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2015 11:18 PM (ry4ab)
It wears us down.
Posted by: eman at July 16, 2015 11:18 PM (MQEz6)
'Bout fucking time somebody called out that fake shit.
Posted by: Shit Jefferson Said, Vol III at July 16, 2015 11:18 PM (t2xH3)
Happy B'day, young Jedi.
Now, get off my lawn...
Posted by: ChrisP at July 16, 2015 11:12 PM (PWgy/)
Hah! Thank you sir! Although I hardly thing 34 counts as young!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:16 PM (GEICT)
Trust me.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2015 11:19 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 16, 2015 11:19 PM (VY8H5)
Is that the stuff that comes in trinitite bottles?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2015 11:20 PM (bZQB+)
Or
Fire Emblem - http://www.hlj.com/product/gsc44252
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 11:20 PM (UYZgt)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 11:20 PM (kmtse)
It would be nice to think that everyone who couldn't accept legal equality and had to have THE WORD might be stuck with some focus-tested bureaucratic alternative on the all-important piece of paper.
Some people would rather fight than win.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2015 11:20 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 16, 2015 11:21 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015
Give it a rest Son
Happy BD
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 16, 2015 11:21 PM (FnK3f)
And died at age 30. If u were lucky enough.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 16, 2015 11:21 PM (1apZT)
Posted by: Zombie Gandhi at July 16, 2015 11:21 PM (Dwehj)
Come and see the show!!
Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2015 11
Some mules, some goats, keep it clean keep it clean
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Performing on a stool
In a way to make you drool
Seven virgins and a mule
Ain't it cool ain't it cool.
Come and see the show!!
Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2015 11:21 PM (ry4ab)
Happy Birthday...now get the fuck off my lawn, you're in my field of fire. ; )
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 11:20 PM (kmtse)
Duly noted.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:21 PM (GEICT)
Star Wars: Aftermath is one of the first post-Return of the Jedi, pre-Force Awakens tie-ins that are part of Disneys new plan to flesh out the 30 years between Episodes VI and VII in their new canon.
Entertainment Weekly have now released an extensive excerpt from the novels opening that tells us pretty much what happened immediately after those celebrating crowds on Coruscant brought down the statue of the Emperor at the end of Jedi.
http://tinyurl.com/p6rvqwe
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 16, 2015 11:21 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2015 11:21 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2015 11:22 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 11:22 PM (UYZgt)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2015 11:22 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Merovign
Well, I'm not feeling up any senior citizens, so ...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 16, 2015 11:22 PM (VY8H5)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2015 11:09 PM (EzgxV)
Be sure and wash them thoroughly first. And no ecowarrior steaks either; they probably have internal parasites so use recipes like stews that completely cook the meat.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 16, 2015 11:22 PM (BurFY)
30 13 BCochran1981
Happy B'day, young Jedi.
Now, get off my lawn...
Posted by: ChrisP at July 16, 2015 11:12 PM (PWgy/)
Hah! Thank you sir! Although I hardly thing 34 counts as young!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:16 PM (GEICT)
34???
Born 1984??? Lets see... 84... Leaving my first ship the USS Iwo Jima, as a PO2, then C school in San Diego, then stationed in Hawaii...
So get off my SANDY Lawn...
Posted by: BB Wolf at July 16, 2015 11:23 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2015 11:23 PM (bLnSU)
Also:
David Gerrold Says The Next Chtorr Book Will Be Finished In September
Forget The Winds of Winter! Theres one book that fans have been awaiting fervently, for years, now and its finally coming. David Gerrold tells io9 that A Method For Madness, the fifth book in his Chtorr series, will be done in a couple of months.
Jezz -- been, what 20 years since the last one?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 16, 2015 11:23 PM (kdS6q)
Just want to let you know you do a kickass job with these overnight threads.
Posted by: Dave S. at July 16, 2015 11:16 PM (mhkbv)
Brown noser.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2015 11:24 PM (egLDQ)
Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2015 11:25 PM (zt+N6)
Just want to let you know you do a kickass job with these overnight threads.
Posted by: Dave S.
Brown noser.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
Apple polisher.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 16, 2015 11:25 PM (kdS6q)
You know what's the best way to unwind after working 14 hours in the ER? Cold beer and chilling on the ONT.
What is a terrible way to unwind? Not even going home and instead going to another ER for tween behavior drama, and there ain't no f*cking beer here.
P.S. I hate that I was right about my niece.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 16, 2015 11:25 PM (5d2Os)
Damn... I'm so old I can't even do math anymore... /facepalm
Posted by: BB Wolf at July 16, 2015 11:25 PM (qh617)
8 "Let's do what we did before, which worked. We didn't destroy the
planet for those first four million years. we actually participated."
And died at age 30. If u were lucky enough.
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And setting brush fires to stampede cute animals into bogs in order to better kill and eat them. And playing tag team spear hunting with animals the size of minivans. And occasionally resorting to cannibalism when the food stocks were out and a blizzard socked in the hunting.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2015 11:26 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Garrett at July 16, 2015 11:26 PM (FFWfx)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2015 11:22 PM (bLnSU)
Appreciate it.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:26 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 11:26 PM (kmtse)
Posted by: Dave S.
Brown noser.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
Apple polisher.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
Sesame seed grinder.
(japanese idiom)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 16, 2015 11:26 PM (VY8H5)
Just want to let you know you do a kickass job with these overnight threads.
Posted by: Dave S. at July 16, 2015 11:16 PM (
Brown noser.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2015 11:24 PM (egLDQ)
Maet or Malor?
J/K
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 16, 2015 11:26 PM (FnK3f)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 11:27 PM (UYZgt)
Posted by: rrpjr at July 16, 2015 11:27 PM (s/yC1)
Posted by: Infidel at July 16, 2015 11:27 PM (DQjc6)
Born 1984??? Lets see... 84... Leaving my first ship the USS Iwo Jima, as a PO2, then C school in San Diego, then stationed in Hawaii...
So get off my SANDY Lawn...
Posted by: BB Wolf at July 16, 2015 11:23 PM (qh617)
That's some bad math. LOL
34 equals 1981. Thus, you know, BCochran1981.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:27 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 16, 2015 11:27 PM (lz5vi)
Is guitars that tune good and firm feelin' women . . .
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2015 11:27 PM (JO9+V)
To the show that never ends
We're so glad you could attend
Could attend, could attend
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2015 11:08 PM (bZQB+)
Always enjoyed Karn Evil 9
Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2015 11:27 PM (zt+N6)
Because if they did I gotta agree with Whoopi and say that sucks for the co-stars who worked on that show. They'll lose substantial residuals if those episodes never air again. It sucks for them that they'll have to suffer for Cosby's indiscretions.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 16, 2015 11:27 PM (oFCZn)
Like, "are you completely out of fucks? We have some!"
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2015 11:27 PM (bLnSU)
I'm good and drunk already. Who's with me???
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:09 PM (GEICT)
***
Oh, hells yeah. Only worked an 8 hour day today, as opposed to the usual twelve.
So, I spent three of the extra hours drinkin', and wasted the other hour doing productive shit.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 16, 2015 11:27 PM (1eYr7)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 11:27 PM (kmtse)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 16, 2015 11:27 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at July 16, 2015 11:28 PM (Q819Q)
Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2015 11:28 PM (ry4ab)
In short, Subjectivism. They don't believe in concepts like consensus reality, or objective truth. Everything, to them, is defined by the viewer. If they see something they don't like, they can ignore it and it will go away. If they believe strongly enough, everything will reassemble itself to accomodate that belief. They think if they just change their tone, that Planned Parenthood's atrocities are suddenly okay, or aren't atrocities anymore. There's no objective reality here, just paper it over with a few well-written phrases and the universe will realign itself to match.
Leftist Subjectivism is magical thinking in political form.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 16, 2015 11:28 PM (HalrA)
I had previously thought that women could be funny, but not bust-your-gut funny, as a very few men can be, like Richard Pryor was.
Wrong. This is one world-class funny chick. Check her out. You could pick a lot of things, but a nice choice would be to search for "Comedians in cars getting coffee", Seinfeld's Web series, and watch her episode. Funny is subjective, so maybe it will do nothing for you. But she cracks me up like no woman ever.
Posted by: Splunge at July 16, 2015 11:28 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 11:28 PM (UYZgt)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:16 PM (GEICT)
Happy Birthday old man. Did you enjoy your forced birthday celebrations?
Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2015 11:28 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 11:28 PM (kmtse)
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DR. Was it Cat Stevens, or James Taylor?
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2015 11:29 PM (9mTYi)
*pours shot*
Slacker. What were you doing before 2 pm, playing checkers?
Posted by: Splunge at July 16, 2015 11:30 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 11:30 PM (kmtse)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 16, 2015 11:30 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 11:30 PM (kmtse)
30 13 BCochran1981
Happy B'day, young Jedi.
Now, get off my lawn...
Posted by: ChrisP at July 16, 2015 11:12 PM (PWgy/)
Hah! Thank you sir! Although I hardly thing 34 counts as young!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:16 PM (GEICT)
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Born in 1981?? Junior here is younger than my first DD game books!
Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2015 11:31 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 16, 2015 11:32 PM (W5DcG)
It would have to be massive, though. On the order of our own sun.
Or that big ball of molten rock just under the thin crust we are standing on.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 16, 2015 11:32 PM (NaeCR)
Wished he cared about the excessive price tag of his concert tickets
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 16, 2015 11:17 PM (FnK3f)
A little known fact is that for most rock musicians, they get very little money from radio play, CD, downloads etc. Depends on who owns the publishing rights. However, they make bank on concerts, as long as they can draw crowds. So it's easy for them to scream about things like streaming, don't cost them nothing compared to their concerts.
Betcha Young doesn't make more than $100k per year on his catalog.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2015 11:32 PM (egLDQ)
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc.
Unfortunately it was the legendary Johnny Abdul.
https://youtu.be/oq2cwFV0OAk
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 16, 2015 11:32 PM (rVQpn)
Topple the 1%? Or tipple?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2015 11:22 PM (NOIQH)
Everyone loved me!
Posted by: Foster Brooks at July 16, 2015 11:32 PM (1apZT)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 16, 2015 11:28 PM (HalrA)
Well said.... I usually postulate that they actually believe in the blatantly false concept that 'perception is reality'....
Thus they believe that 'if' they can change peoples perceptions, ie convince them of something... that it somehow changes reality...
Thus you get Keynesian economic policies... or Global Warmists...
Posted by: BB Wolf at July 16, 2015 11:32 PM (qh617)
Like, "are you completely out of fucks? We have some!"
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2015 11:27 PM (bLnSU)
Hahahah. That would be awesome.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:33 PM (GEICT)
You forgot to add Histrionic Personality Disorder into the mix.
That's a huge part of their world.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at July 16, 2015 11:33 PM (9KToF)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 16, 2015 11:27 PM (lz5vi)
Depends if the house is on fire
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 16, 2015 11:33 PM (FnK3f)
Then it's a damn shame for him that I don't go see him any more, ever since I heard that "Impeach The President" excuse for a song. Might have forgiven that, had it been actually good, like "Ohio."
Posted by: Splunge at July 16, 2015 11:34 PM (qyomX)
This is actually a good thing.
Marriage used to be the union of a husband and a wife in order to provide a stable environment for children in a family.
Now "marriage" is about using the government to force others to celebrate the "love" of two people (but not all two people).
Now, with the words "husband" and "wife" separated from this new definition of "marriage", it can be reclaimed and be re-associated with what the institution really is.
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 16, 2015 11:17 PM (7YlUk)
I actually argued with Gabe at a MoMe in Berkeley regarding this point. I was and am still against The Law recognizing same-sex marriage -- not because I hates teh gheys or want to enforce religion.....but because The Law is a convoluted, over-complicated, piece of shit that is riddled, absolutely riddled, with gratuitous mentions of "husband", "wife", and "spouse" in contexts where they should never have been used in the first place.
I could have, and may in the future, think that legally recognizing same-sex marriage would be perfectly ok -- provided that someone had first catalogued the THOUSANDS of instances where it would be referenced under The Law, evaluated them, and changed them if necessary.
But, instead, we've had gay marriage rammed-through by judicial fiat, and I'll cash my schadenfreude residuals every time a male/male marriage ends up in notoriously anti-masculine Family Court.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2015 11:34 PM (EzgxV)
You know what's the best way to unwind after working 14 hours in the ER?
Watching reruns of Doctor Quinn, Medicine woman?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 16, 2015 11:34 PM (1apZT)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 16, 2015 11:27 PM (ucDmr)
Thank you kindly!
And thank you to all the Morons!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:34 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2015 11:32 PM (egLDQ)
*types*
*deletes*
*types*
*deletes*
*cues up "Sweet Home Alabama"*
Evening, Horde.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 16, 2015 11:35 PM (iuQS7)
Posted by: Garrett at July 16, 2015 11:35 PM (FFWfx)
P.S. I hate that I was right about my niece.
Well that sucks the big one, CC. Shit. I had hopes she might be the exception to the rule that kids from troubled backgrounds with problem behaviors continue to have problems in a new environment.
See TFG's new relocation program for inner city families for further details on this truism. Incidentally, HUD studied this the last time it was tried, by Billy Jeff, and found that it didn't do any good (plus quite a bit of harm to the new locale communities).
I can dig up the link on the study if anyone cares to see it.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 16, 2015 11:36 PM (BurFY)
Watching Ice Station Zebra over and over again on an endless loop?
Posted by: Maetenloch at July 16, 2015 11:36 PM (pAlYe)
I've been binge watching Bones on Netflix of late.
Here's why I'm liking it:
The lead character, in her Sherlock Holmsy kind of way is occasionally wonderfully politically incorrect,
In an episode about a young who had apparently died of a drug overdose, the victim's father told Booth (the FBI agent) that it was impossible because his son had accepted Jesus as Lord and Saviour--and amazingly enough I didn't any mockery or condescension--booth even quote a portion of a Psalm
In an episode about terrorism the terrorist turned out to be Muslim
In another episode a liberal activist lawyer convinces Booth to look into the murder conviction of a man on death row. They get his execution stayed only to find he was, without question, guilty. the story was strangely pro-death penalty for television.
Anyhow I'm liking it--now back to lurking.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 16, 2015 11:36 PM (4rzL1)
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at July 16, 2015 11:37 PM (9KToF)
Sure! Nice plate of baby liver, sauteed in olive oil. Get livers that have not been crushed, for best flavor.
Posted by: Deborah Nucatola at July 16, 2015 11:37 PM (qyomX)
That's a huge part of their world.
Posted by: shibumi
It's cluster B all the way down, baby.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 16, 2015 11:37 PM (VY8H5)
Posted by: BB Wolf at July 16, 2015 11:32 PM (qh617)
And the idea that Communism will eventually work somewhere, no matter how many times it's failed, if they just keep believing.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 16, 2015 11:37 PM (HalrA)
And here's the next week's worth of Ont "brought to you by" pictures. You're welcome:
Meet Bruce White, who depicts your favorite characters with the vibrance and luster of velvet Elvises. Hes got a brand new gallery show at Gallery1988 in Los Angeles. And a whole bunch of new velvet paintings for sale. Not to mention, hes just launched a new website, VelvetGeek.com.
nineteeneightyeight.com/collections/Bruce-white-cult-of-personality
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 16, 2015 11:37 PM (kdS6q)
Plinking a squirrels with a BAR?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2015 11:37 PM (bZQB+)
Posted by: keena at July 16, 2015 11:37 PM (RiTnx)
You know what's the best way to unwind after working 14 hours in the ER? Cold beer and chilling on the ONT.
What is a terrible way to unwind? Not even going home and instead going to another ER for tween behavior drama, and there ain't no f*cking beer here.
P.S. I hate that I was right about my niece.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 16, 2015 11:25 PM (5d2Os)
I'm so sorry, Crank.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2015 11:37 PM (EzgxV)
106 That pretty much went out the fucking window today.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 11:30
Fucking windows? Now I know where little windows come from
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 16, 2015 11:37 PM (FnK3f)
Happy Birthday, BC!!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 16, 2015 11:37 PM (DI417)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 11:38 PM (UYZgt)
Careful. That one dude is really a vampire.
Posted by: Splunge at July 16, 2015 11:38 PM (qyomX)
Hey Maet, didnt you double unsecret ban this fuckwit the other night when it snuck through after Ace banned it?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 16, 2015 11:38 PM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2015 11:38 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 11:39 PM (UYZgt)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 11:30
I am so enraged I can't think straight, not that my thinking has ever been particularly linear.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 16, 2015 11:39 PM (DI417)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 11:39 PM (kmtse)
We're finally on our own.
This summer I hear the drumming
Four dead in-
Aw crap, "Chattanooga" does not scan at all.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2015 11:39 PM (ry4ab)
Happy early birthday, Eris!
Crank, so very sorry.
*waves to Miss Tammy* Book's looking to be about four chapters longer than anticipated. I still don't think anyone will mind.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 16, 2015 11:40 PM (iuQS7)
You're only as old as you feel.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2015 11:21 PM (bLnSU)
I hate that cliche. It denies the fact that we age, getting old is part of life, and is nothing to fear or be ashamed of.
I prefer the idea of "living your life so that age simply doesn't matter".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2015 11:40 PM (egLDQ)
Posted by: Deborah Nucatola
Chianti and fava beans are NOT optional.
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at July 16, 2015 11:40 PM (rVQpn)
I LOVE her. She reminds me so much of one of my great-aunts, only she didn't cuss quite that bad.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 16, 2015 11:40 PM (DI417)
It is usually the venue that sets the ticket price, not the artist. I
think that's why Pearl Jam quit playing larger arenas back when they
could fill them.
xx
Actually, it might be more accurate to say the promoter is the one who sets the price. They are the ones who rent the venue for the performance.
Although I think some artists have a hand in it- Kid Rock is doing $20 seats here for the summer.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at July 16, 2015 11:40 PM (9KToF)
Star Wars: Aftermath is one of the first post-Return of the Jedi, pre-Force Awakens tie-ins that are part of Disneys new plan to flesh out the 30 years between Episodes VI and VII in their new canon.
Entertainment Weekly have now released an extensive excerpt from the novels opening that tells us pretty much what happened immediately after those celebrating crowds on Coruscant brought down the statue of the Emperor at the end of Jedi.
http://tinyurl.com/p6rvqwe
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 16, 2015 11:21 PM (kdS6q)
Eh. Anyone familiar with the old Expanded Universe novels would know that was already established. The X-Wing novel Iron Fist by Aaron Allston. It was established that not long after the statue was pulled down the Stormtroopers came out and opened fire.
Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2015 11:40 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2015 11:40 PM (bLnSU)
Hey Maet, didnt you double unsecret ban this fuckwit the other night when it snuck through after Ace banned it?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 16, 2015 11:38 PM (Vm8WO)
Yeah...well it was more of a double secret mental banning but I'll get the flying monkeys right on it.
Posted by: Maetenloch at July 16, 2015 11:40 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 11:41 PM (kmtse)
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2015 11:41 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 16, 2015 11:40 PM (iuQS7)
I damn sure won't! Does this mean you're close to finishing??
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 16, 2015 11:41 PM (DI417)
Posted by: Deborah Nucatola at July 16, 2015 11:37 PM (qyomX)
Might I suggest some fava beans and a nice Chianti as accompaniment?
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at July 16, 2015 11:41 PM (1apZT)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 16, 2015 11:41 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2015 11:41 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 16, 2015 11:28 PM (HalrA)
Yes. So basically they are governed by emotion and the gratifying delusions it produces, not by intellect and reality. Their emotion or "passion" -- and their belief in them -- are so intense (as they need them to be) as to transform reality. One could extend this to say they see themselves as gods in this transformative capability, which they cannot discuss or analyze as it would break down the conceit of divinity. It is why they can never debate anything beyond a certain point, and must in the end demand that others shut up or be incarcerated or even be killed (as each level of their societal control would permit).
Posted by: rrpjr at July 16, 2015 11:42 PM (s/yC1)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 11:41 PM (kmtse)
Pity the cocksucker who is runnin' the country gin any up.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 16, 2015 11:42 PM (DI417)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2015 11:43 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 11:43 PM (UYZgt)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
------------------------------------
I agree, and..., hold it..., gotta go pee.
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2015 11:43 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 16, 2015 11:43 PM (DI417)
Edison cylinders kicked vinyl's ass.
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc
Pft. Having the song described to you via smoke signal is the only way to experience music.
Posted by: the world's oldest hipster at July 16, 2015 11:43 PM (rVQpn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 11:44 PM (UYZgt)
The "old as you feel" thing was a setup for a joke, but no-one fell for it.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2015 11:43 PM (bLnSU)
Oh......
Sorry, didn't mean to ruin it.
Okay, I'm lying. I'm not sorry.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2015 11:44 PM (egLDQ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 16, 2015 11:41 PM (DI417)
Eh, closer than I was this time yesterday, but I've still got to get my brain in gear to finish filling in gaps. Been kind of in a funk today, as you might imagine.
Still, progress is progress.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 16, 2015 11:44 PM (iuQS7)
Posted by: rrpjr
------------------
If utopia is not being achieved, then someone must suffer!
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2015 11:44 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at July 16, 2015 11:44 PM (oSyzy)
Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2015 11:25 PM (zt+N6)
Ok, fess up. How long were the 2 of you a couple before the ugly breakup?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 16, 2015 11:45 PM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:09 PM
Is today your bday?
I'm working on it. Very embarrassing end to a long day of work.
Had to go to a city planning commission as our hist. soc. wanted the city to vacate some of a wide right-of-way so we can build a new building. Well, I walked thru a door and turned towards the city council meeting room. Then walked right into a glass wall!
Blood streaming down, great impression to get our variance.
Posted by: Farmer at July 16, 2015 11:45 PM (o/90i)
Edison cylinders kicked vinyl's ass.
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc
Pft. Having the song described to you via smoke signal is the only way to experience music.
Posted by: the world's oldest hipster at July 16, 2015 11:43 PM (rVQpn)
Ppfftt! Concerto for rock and stick quartet in D Minor was da bomb!!
Posted by: Grok at July 16, 2015 11:46 PM (JO9+V)
When civilization collapses, these green idiots will be the first on the barbecue.
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at July 16, 2015 11:44 PM (oSyzy)
Hell no. Have you ever tried to clean a hippie????
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2015 11:46 PM (egLDQ)
Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2015 11:25 PM (zt+N6)
Ok, fess up. How long were the 2 of you a couple before the ugly breakup?
They said "do not taunt happy fun ball." They never said "do not mount happy fun ball."
Posted by: Splunge at July 16, 2015 11:46 PM (qyomX)
Let it go.
Yeeeeeyahhhhh!
Posted by: Weirddave at July 16, 2015 11:46 PM (WvS3w)
Although I think some artists have a hand in it- Kid Rock is doing $20 seats here for the summer.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at July 16, 2015 11:40 PM (9KToF)
***
Yep. It is an agreement between Talent and Promoter, before any tour shows get planned.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 16, 2015 11:46 PM (cygkw)
I love Amy Schumer too. My husband always said women aren't funny but he's DVRd all of her show episodes. She's like a white girl Chappelle. She's coming out with a movie that's supposed to be really funny too. I'm glad she pisses off the SJWs.
Posted by: keena at July 16, 2015 11:46 PM (RiTnx)
It's just like cooking kidneys. Long soak, many changes of water.
Posted by: Splunge at July 16, 2015 11:47 PM (qyomX)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/621713747107655680
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/621713975571451904
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/621714203510898688
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/621714469761105921
Posted by: kbdabear at July 16, 2015 11:47 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 16, 2015 11:47 PM (5d2Os)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 11:47 PM (UYZgt)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 16, 2015 11:37 PM (DI417)
Thank you ma'am!!!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:47 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 16, 2015 11:47 PM (zauWW)
$82 FUCKING BILLION!!!!!
You could hire 1,093,333 people at $75,000 per year and have them answer phones and keep paper records on everything for that kind of money.
The story isn't that we got hacked. The story is how extremely stupid and wasteful our federal government is.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 16, 2015 11:48 PM (z+4T3)
Posted by: the world's oldest hipster"
Nah. Converted into Braille whacks everything else in the jewels. You can really feel the nuances.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 16, 2015 11:48 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: roman polanski at July 16, 2015 11:48 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: keena at July 16, 2015 11:48 PM (RiTnx)
Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2015 11:48 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2015 11:48 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Grok at July 16, 2015 11:46 PM (JO9+V)
Reminds me of the opening skit for the Spike Jones Show--starts with two cavemen bashing rocks together, runs through highlights of music history, "And then along came Spike Jones!"
Cavemen: *clack clack, clack clack*
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 16, 2015 11:48 PM (iuQS7)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/621714732806868992
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/621715035073568768
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/621715397268508672
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/621715772490932224
Posted by: kbdabear at July 16, 2015 11:48 PM (GrXXa)
Neil Young is just plain wrong, again.
Edison cylinders kicked vinyl's ass.
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2015 11:41 PM (9mTYi)
Don't be denied, as tonight's the night
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 16, 2015 11:49 PM (FnK3f)
I love Amy Schumer too. My husband always said women aren't funny but he's DVRd all of her show episodes. She's like a white girl Chappelle. She's coming out with a movie that's supposed to be really funny too. I'm glad she pisses off the SJWs.
The "white girl Chapelle" analogy is just right.
Posted by: Splunge at July 16, 2015 11:49 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Grok
----------------
You are stealing my copyrighted material. You will be hearing from my lawyers.
Posted by: John Cage at July 16, 2015 11:50 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 11:43 PM (UYZgt)
Pretty much a reboot I think. There's A LOT of stuff in the expanded universe books. I mean I think they go to about 40-50 years after the Battle of Yavin and cover just about every year of those 40-50 years. So that's almost too much stuff to realign. I think the Wookieepedia has split most of their article into "canon" and "legend" to differentiate.
Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2015 11:50 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 11:47 PM (UYZgt)
Ha!
Haven't started it yet.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:50 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Garrett at July 16, 2015 11:51 PM (FFWfx)
It's just like cooking kidneys. Long soak, many changes of water.
Posted by: Splunge at July 16, 2015 11:47 PM (qyomX)
And, yet....
"Most of all he liked grilled mutton kidneys which gave to his palate a fine tang of faintly scented urine."
Posted by: Leopold Bloom at July 16, 2015 11:51 PM (EzgxV)
Hi.
I found someone who might be worth contacting.
He is a cardiac research guy at Temple University.
Dr. Fabio Recchia.
Posted by: eman at July 16, 2015 11:53 PM (MQEz6)
I don't mean to be so pesty! But I can't help it!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 16, 2015 11:53 PM (DI417)
Posted by: jmel at July 16, 2015 11:53 PM (HdGYQ)
Posted by: Farmer at July 16, 2015 11:45 PM
You ok?
So how stoned were you?,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 16, 2015 11:53 PM (FnK3f)
Exactly. The Obamacare websites didn't fail because Obama is an incompetent manager, though he is. They failed because only the dregs went through the process to get certified for selling things to the Government. They had to pick one of those, no choice. Then the choice outsourced to India, to increase income, and the outsourcing companies went nuts with the shortcuts and created an unmaintanable failed abomination.
Posted by: Splunge at July 16, 2015 11:53 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: the world's oldest hipster at July 16, 2015 11:43 PM (rVQpn)<<<
Reminds me of my childhood. **single tear streams down high cheekbone**
Posted by: Iron Eyes Elizabeth Warren at July 16, 2015 11:53 PM (t2xH3)
of the Jedi, pre-Force Awakens tie-ins that are part of Disneys new
plan to flesh out the 30 years between Episodes VI and VII in their new
canon.
Entertainment Weekly have now released an extensive
excerpt from the novels opening that tells us pretty much what happened
immediately after those celebrating crowds on Coruscant brought down the
statue of the Emperor at the end of Jedi.
http://tinyurl.com/p6rvqwe
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix"
Somebody in that organization really really hates Zahn.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 16, 2015 11:53 PM (Wo9OY)
He is the ultimate healer, but we never understand His ways. All the thoughts and prayers for you and yours.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:54 PM (GEICT)
Well, let me slip out of these Poise Undergarments and give you a little treat.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 16, 2015 11:55 PM (FFWfx)
I don't know the quote, but I do know that this is why we soak.
Posted by: Splunge at July 16, 2015 11:55 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 16, 2015 11:55 PM (zauWW)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 11:39 PM
My condolences to their families.
Do you know what our CIC did today after this attack on American soil?
Issued a greeting to some damn Islamic holiday and then took off for a Broadway show. I would never have believed this of a US president until this azzhole.
Posted by: Farmer at July 16, 2015 11:55 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 16, 2015 11:56 PM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Neil Young at July 16, 2015 11:56 PM (eKJf5)
jmel - All of my thoughts and prayers are with you and your dad.
Posted by: John Cage at July 16, 2015 11:57 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: jmel at July 16, 2015 11:53 PM (HdGYQ)
Sorry to hear, jmel. May His will find space for mercy and comfort.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2015 11:57 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 16, 2015 11:57 PM (zauWW)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 16, 2015 11:57 PM (5d2Os)
Issued a greeting to some damn Islamic holiday and then took off for a Broadway show. I would never have believed this of a US president until this azzhole.
Step 1: Buy a copy of the DSM-V
Step 2: Look up "Narcissistic Personality Disorder"
Posted by: Splunge at July 16, 2015 11:57 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:58 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2015 11:58 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 16, 2015 11:55 PM (zauWW)
Go pick up a $100 or so of it for him. I know he will appreciate it
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 16, 2015 11:58 PM (FnK3f)
That's a very good analysis. Similar to ideas I've seen before, but I think you might be breaking some new ground here.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 16, 2015 11:59 PM (HalrA)
I don't know the quote, but I do know that this is why we soak.
Posted by: Splunge at July 16, 2015 11:55 PM (qyomX)
Google the nic.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2015 11:59 PM (EzgxV)
Bad news today Horde: My father was diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer
today. Without treatment the doctor gives him six months. He starts
chemo next week. I have been crying all day. Please, pray for us. His
will be done. Thank you all.
Posted by: jmel at July 16, 2015 11:53 PM
xx
Prayers to you and your Father jmel.
I lost my Mom to lung cancer, it is a brutal, brutal disease.
You have a hard road ahead. I'm so sorry for all of you.
((hugs))
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at July 16, 2015 11:59 PM (9KToF)
Posted by: John Cage at July 16, 2015 11:59 PM (9mTYi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAiPsZRZNOI
Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2015 11:48 PM (ry4ab)
Thanks!
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2015 11:59 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 16, 2015 11:59 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 11:59 PM (kmtse)
Posted by: BB Wolf at July 16, 2015 11:59 PM (qh617)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 16, 2015 11:48 PM (z+4T3)
There. Was. NO. Hacking. The Chinese were invited in as IT subcontractors & given the master keys.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 17, 2015 12:00 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 12:00 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: jmel at July 16, 2015 11:53 PM
Prayers up from here for you and your family.
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2015 12:00 AM (o/90i)
jmel, really sorry to hear it. My mother survived stage 4 cancer for over a decade and counting, but it was not in her f*ing lungs. All my hopes for a happy resolution. It does happen.
Posted by: Splunge at July 17, 2015 12:00 AM (qyomX)
Posted by: John Cage at July 17, 2015 12:01 AM (9mTYi)
I met a 19-year-old in transplant clinic who had someone else's heart and both lungs - for several years. Walkin' and talkin'.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 17, 2015 12:01 AM (bLnSU)
Current MSN headline...
Investigators seek Motive for Tennessee shootings...
Alternate headline:
MSN seeks way to remove Islam in a shooting involving a man named Mohammad.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at July 17, 2015 12:01 AM (9KToF)
Bad news today Horde: My father was diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer
today. Without treatment the doctor gives him six months. He starts
chemo next week. I have been crying all day. Please, pray for us. His
will be done. Thank you all.
-------------
Holy moly, what an unwelcome surprise today. I know some people who have undergone stage 4 chemo, it did arrest the cancer but oh boy was it a test... May the LORD in Heaven restore your father's health.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 17, 2015 12:01 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: jmel at July 16, 2015 11:53 PM
Done. For you, your father and your family: strength and peace.
(and...miss you Dad!)
Posted by: TJ Camper at July 17, 2015 12:02 AM (o1sfH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 17, 2015 12:02 AM (FnK3f)
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:02 AM (9mTYi)
We did nothing of the sort. We merely gave them the root password, which as assume is some sort of tree-related thing. Trees are very friendly.
Posted by: OPM Management at July 17, 2015 12:02 AM (qyomX)
Current MSN headline...
Investigators seek Motive for Tennessee shootings...
Alternate headline:
MSN seeks way to remove Islam in a shooting involving a man named Mohammad.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at July 17, 2015 12:01 AM (9KToF)
involving a Man named mohammad, shooting at US Marines...
even worser....
Posted by: BB Wolf at July 17, 2015 12:02 AM (qh617)
Pretty fucking fun!
She really didn't cuss too much at all, the occasional damn or shell or shit if she got real mad, but she was really funny and all wound up like Auntie Fee.
She hated flies with a purple passion and that is one area she did cuss in. Every time she'd swat one, she'd holler out "I got that sumbitch!" and so forth.
Well, one day the preacher and his very sweet wife came by for a visit, and as Southerners are wont, they stood in the open doorway a good while chatting, and my little cousin April, who was all of four years old, politely told my aunt that a bunch of sumbitches were getting in the house!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 17, 2015 12:03 AM (DI417)
Lost my grandma to lung cancer 11 months ago. It's difficult to watch. You & your family are in my thoughts and prayers.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 17, 2015 12:03 AM (rVQpn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2015 12:03 AM (UYZgt)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 17, 2015 12:03 AM (ODxAs)
Current MSN headline...
Investigators seek Motive for Tennessee shootings...
/FACEPALM
/FACEPALM
When a single one isn't good enough...
Posted by: exdem13 at July 17, 2015 12:03 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 17, 2015 12:04 AM (DI417)
But you better believe my words are backed with nuclear weapons.
Posted by: Ghandi, circa late game civ at July 16, 2015 11:13 PM (ZbV+0)
What about the one where he said the Jews should just kill themselves to somehow shame Hitler?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2015 12:04 AM (u1NJn)
Yeah, I heard about his Happy Eid bullshit.
Currently discussing that with fellow DVs on FB.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 12:04 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 17, 2015 12:05 AM (Vm8WO)
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Why..., it's almost as if there is a pattern in the media.
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:05 AM (9mTYi)
>>"Most of all he liked grilled mutton kidneys which gave to his palate a fine tang of faintly scented urine."
Well, let me slip out of these Poise Undergarments and give you a little treat.
DO. NOT. WANT.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 17, 2015 12:05 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Farmer at July 16, 2015 11:45 PM
You ok?
So how stoned were you?,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 16, 2015 11:53 PM
Small cut, nice knot on the head. And I knocked the u out of "City Council Chamber". LOL
Perfectly sober, I thought about a drink or 2 before I went over, but refrained because it was business. It has happened before the idiots need to put stickers on the glass or something. At least they clean it very well!
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2015 12:06 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2015 11:59 PM (EzgxV)
Ok, did that. Never read it. And if Ace says the next book club thread is about James Joyce, I'm out. Can't do convoluted prose. Even Pynchon was too much.
Posted by: Splunge at July 17, 2015 12:06 AM (qyomX)
/FACEPALM
When a single one isn't good enough...
No one has ever escaped the facepalm.
http://tinyurl.com/qctjj5w
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 17, 2015 12:07 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
Good.
He's an illiterate fucknut.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2015 12:07 AM (VY8H5)
Hello!!! Please give Gushie a hug for me next time you see her.
I think I'm checking out early, my heart isn't in it tonight.
God bless the families of the fallen, and God have mercy on our country.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 17, 2015 12:07 AM (DI417)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2015 12:07 AM (u1NJn)
Posted by: jmel at July 16, 2015 11:53 PM (HdGYQ)
Thoughts & Prayers
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 17, 2015 12:07 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 12:07 AM (kmtse)
Well, if you rule out Islam up front, as of course we all must, what else is left? It's like a locked-room mystery.
Posted by: Brian Williams at July 17, 2015 12:07 AM (qyomX)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 17, 2015 12:08 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:08 AM (9mTYi)
/FACEPALM
/FACEPALM
When a single one isn't good enough...
No one has ever escaped the facepalm.
http://tinyurl.com/qctjj5w
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YES!
Posted by: exdem13 at July 17, 2015 12:09 AM (ry4ab)
DO. NOT. WANT.
Huma does. Or at least she had better do a good job of pretending, if she knows what is good for her.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 17, 2015 12:10 AM (qyomX)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 17, 2015 12:10 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: Chris M at July 17, 2015 12:10 AM (6RZos)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 17, 2015 12:00 AM (Vm8WO)<<<
Mitt Romney told us all the Chines were a threat. But as Candyland Crowley brilliantly pointed out, Mitt Romney was always wrong. So it was a wise idea to trust the Chinese!!!
Posted by: Katherine Archuleta, the first Latina to run and resign in disgrace from OPM at July 17, 2015 12:10 AM (t2xH3)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2015 11:59 PM (EzgxV)
Ok, did that. Never read it. And if Ace says the next book club thread is about James Joyce, I'm out. Can't do convoluted prose. Even Pynchon was too much.
Posted by: Splunge at July 17, 2015 12:06 AM (qyomX)
I've also never read it.....thought it was an amusing conceit, and could imagine maybe writing it [at one point in High School, I put together a promotional brochure for Venezuelan Beaver Cheese] -- but could never come up with a good reason to actually read it.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 12:10 AM (EzgxV)
http://www.whitesquad.com/
The "Privacy Policy" and "Terms & Condidtions" at the bottom direct to an MTV branded website.
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 17, 2015 12:10 AM (7YlUk)
245 Investigators seek Motive for Tennessee shootings...
Well, if you rule out Islam up front, as of course we all must, what else is left? It's like a locked-room mystery.
It's called "workplace violence", according to the White House.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 17, 2015 12:10 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Brian
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I am less certain about that.
The guy was driving a Mustang convertible.
*ponders who else we know that drive Mustang convertibles*
*casts wary eye at TR and GGE*
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:10 AM (9mTYi)
/FACEPALM
/FACEPALM
When a single one isn't good enough...
No one has ever escaped the facepalm.
http://tinyurl.com/qctjj5w
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YES!
Posted by: exdem13 at July 17, 2015 12:09 AM (ry4ab)
That image's butchering of the word "completely" requires a triple facepalm.
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 12:10 AM (zt+N6)
Even The Simpsons had a T-shirt, suitably obscured, which read "Ayatollah Assaholia."
Posted by: Splunge at July 17, 2015 12:11 AM (qyomX)
God bless the families of the fallen, and God have mercy on our country.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 17, 2015 12:07 AM
This weekend, will do. Muah
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 17, 2015 12:12 AM (Vm8WO)
I'm suddenly very interested in her opinion of Jeb.
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 17, 2015 12:12 AM (zauWW)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 17, 2015 12:12 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 16, 2015 11:27 PM (lz5vi)
Only if you set fire to the barn first.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2015 12:12 AM (u1NJn)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 12:12 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2015 12:13 AM (oZr5y)
Posted by: Splunge at July 17, 2015 12:11 AM (qyomX)
Ah yes. The block sale. Wasn't that the episode that actually had H.W. Bush move into the neighborhood?
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 12:13 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Brian
It was clearly a frame-job. The white, Christian CEO who's a self-hating, closeted homosexual shot those men and tied to pin it on the innocent muslim.
Posted by: Cops on Law & Order: CSYSUVPT Blue at July 17, 2015 12:13 AM (rVQpn)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 17, 2015 12:00 AM
Do you have a link to any source for this? I've heard it, but need to prove it to my IT wife, she finds it incomprehensible.
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2015 12:14 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
So if you hand over your laptop to an IT repair shop they have the right to d/l everything on the cloud and on your hD?
No, right?
See, here's the thing, the US courts have found no unmitigated access to systems. Hacking is unauthorized access of files. It doesn't require breaking passwords.
OPM handed over the keys in a severe breach of protocol and law, *and* the Chinese hacked the D/Bs.
Those two clusterfucks aren't mutually exclusive.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2015 12:14 AM (VY8H5)
I drove the GT and found it to be too damn slow, hence the insanely overpowered Challenger in the driveway that has never been over 120.
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 17, 2015 12:14 AM (zauWW)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 16, 2015 11:53 PM (DI417)
LOL! No worries--I'm just glad you're looking forward to it!
And on that note, I think I'll check out myself and try to write a while. Catch the rest of you good folks later.
And prayers up, jmel.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 17, 2015 12:15 AM (iuQS7)
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Incomprehensible is the new black for this administration.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2015 12:16 AM (oZr5y)
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2015 12:14 AM (o/90i)
There were multiple stories linked here that stayed shay really happened.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 17, 2015 12:17 AM (Vm8WO)
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 12:10 AM (zt+N6)
Ha! That compeltly escaped me!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 17, 2015 12:17 AM (W5DcG)
But, instead, we've had gay marriage rammed-through by judicial fiat, and I'll cash my schadenfreude residuals every time a male/male marriage ends up in notoriously anti-masculine Family Court.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2015 11:34 PM (EzgxV)
I have already done some of these in my practice. Unioned less than a week. In divorce court before the wet spot even dries.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 17, 2015 12:17 AM (X0W1s)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 12:18 AM (OSs/l)
Who want's to fight?
Come on asshole, let's go.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:18 AM (GEICT)
Come on asshole, let's go.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:18 AM (GEICT)
Did you have fun at your forced birthday celebrations?
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 12:19 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget
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It isn't the top speed...., it's how long that it takes you to get there. There are no statutory limits on acceleration. Thus your Charger is just the right thing..., for a Mopar guy.
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:20 AM (9mTYi)
I drove the GT and found it to be too damn slow, hence the insanely overpowered Challenger in the driveway that has never been over 120.
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Pro Tip: buy German and take European delivery.
Key word: Autobahn
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2015 12:20 AM (oZr5y)
Posted by: Kalneva at July 17, 2015 12:20 AM (zo/PD)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 17, 2015 12:21 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:21 AM (9mTYi)
Considering Roob is just in it to help Jeb (for which Roob will be nicely rewarded by the Chamber of Cronyists), well, gee, I wonder which of those three will win the nomination?
I have to admit, I still enjoy listening to Medved talk about history when he's broadcasting on a holiday, but otherwise... ucch. When I notice that I'm hearing his voice come out of my radio, I quickly turn it off.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 17, 2015 12:21 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2015 12:21 AM (oZr5y)
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 12:19 AM (zt+N6)
Ha! BDay went more or less like planned. No party/dinner. Stopped by parents' for a bit. Wife came up with an awesome present that totally surprised. Youngsters were cute with their gifts.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:22 AM (GEICT)
Prayers for strength for you, especially.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2015 12:23 AM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 17, 2015 12:23 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 17, 2015 12:24 AM (zauWW)
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:21 AM (9mTYi)
There's a Facebook group I'm a part of that advertises a tshirt that says "when all else fails....vote from the rooftops.."
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:24 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:18 AM (GEICT)
***
*Flips table and throws bottle*
Yeah. Lets do this.....!
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 17, 2015 12:24 AM (2z4UX)
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 12:24 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Kalneva
Yeah, wheel barrel. It's a fuckin' barrel with wheels on it. I used one for big dope harvests until I had the good mind thought or whatever of getting Trevor and Correy to steal a box truck. Cuz Trevor and Correy are fuckin dumb.
Posted by: Ricky at July 17, 2015 12:24 AM (rVQpn)
Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 12:26 AM (u8n3X)
Posted by: Paul McCartney at July 17, 2015 12:26 AM (oZr5y)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:18 AM (GEICT)
Dude. Calm down. I wasn't staring at your mother...wife?...well, shit.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 17, 2015 12:27 AM (X0W1s)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 17, 2015 12:28 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Paul McCartney at July 17, 2015 12:28 AM (oZr5y)
But, instead, we've had gay marriage rammed-through by judicial fiat, and I'll cash my schadenfreude residuals every time a male/male marriage ends up in notoriously anti-masculine Family Court.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2015 11:34 PM (EzgxV)
I have already done some of these in my practice. Unioned less than a week. In divorce court before the wet spot even dries.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 17, 2015 12:17 AM (X0W1s)
Yep. Maybe ya might want to patch the holes in the leaky lifeboat before inviting more people in. And, just perhaps, maybe some of those who think "oh, a lifeboat -- let's jump into it" might want to consider its condition before they do so. We are all now going to experience a clusterfark of epic proportions with each and every, "our judicial style guide says to always award child custody to the mother, so James and Steve are SOL" decision.
I hope that someone, somewhere, some day, does straighten out all the 200+ years of crap laws and regulations that use "husband", "wife", or "spouse" as a shortcut......but it won't be before many lives have been deeply harmed.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 12:28 AM (EzgxV)
Yeah. Lets do this.....!
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 17, 2015 12:24 AM (2z4UX)
*hammered*
Lets go bitch!
Unrelated, but let me be clear........Trump is a buffoon and so are those that support him. There. I feel better getting that out there.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:28 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2015 12:29 AM (VY8H5)
Posted by: BCochran1981
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Quick story. A week ago, a cousin passed to me a camera that had belonged to my grandfather. It had originally been passed to the oldest grandchild, and has now made it's way to me. No one is interested in film anymore..., except me.
Looking down into the bottom of the camera case, I found a Christmas tag. It turns out that my father had given the camera to his father, and tagged it as being from my sister and I, as we were far too young to have had anything to do with it.
So, save such things BC..., they have meaning.
BTW, that camera went to the 1952 Olympics in Helsinki.
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:29 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 17, 2015 12:30 AM (nL0sw)
Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 12:30 AM (u8n3X)
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:31 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Paul McCartney at July 17, 2015 12:28 AM (oZr5y)
OK, that one got a laugh.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 12:31 AM (EzgxV)
The youngsters colored/created their own bday gifts. And they were adorable.
Nothing like the eldest child thinking you're a super hero.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:31 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:18 AM (GEICT)
Dude. Calm down. I wasn't staring at your mother...wife?...well, shit.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 17, 2015 12:27 AM (X0W1s)
That line might work better at starting a real fight with DC.
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 12:32 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: BC
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Oh, oh. Not with tights, I hope...
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:32 AM (9mTYi)
I'm not exactly holding my breath on that one, though. But at least the inevitably hypocritical decision should produce some good unintentional comedy.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 17, 2015 12:33 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 12:33 AM (u8n3X)
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:31 AM (9mTYi)
True. But consider me part of the establishment on this one. Trump is a buffoon that does little to nothing to advance the conservative cause. The sooner he flames out, the better.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:33 AM (GEICT)
and I'll cash my schadenfreude residuals every time a male/male marriage
ends up in notoriously anti-masculine Family Court.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2015 11:34 PM (EzgxV)
Gonna be fun in paternity suits - prove it.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 17, 2015 12:34 AM (NaeCR)
Posted by: Prothonotary
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Wasn't there a case where the sperm donor to a lesbian couple was held responsible for child support?
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:34 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:32 AM (9mTYi)
I look dead fucking sexy in tights.
Last year I was on stage as the Hulk. You just let me now if you need the link. ;-)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:35 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Kalneva at July 17, 2015 12:20 AM (zo/PD)<<<
I'll show him a fuckin' barrel...
Posted by: The Barrel at July 17, 2015 12:35 AM (t2xH3)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 17, 2015 12:35 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2015 12:14 AM (o/90i)
I am about to fall alseep, but:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/o8fhyef
You can also search on,line for "chinese opm root" to find many more.
A contractor discovered that another contractor had subcontractors in China Mainland with full access privileges, not only could they access the data they could change it.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 17, 2015 12:36 AM (bLnSU)
Yeah, I heard about his Happy Eid bullshit.
Currently discussing that with fellow DVs on FB.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 12:04 AM
Boy is he a clueless idiot about this country But that happens when you are raised by commies and go to a Madrassa in Indonesia.
We have an Islamic Worship Center across the street from us in our small town in IL. Actually it would be the closest one for relatives if Obama got his wish to relocate the Guatanamono terrorists to Thompson. Yikes.
Here the Muslims are all docs and engineers. But how do we know what one of their kids they drag in there wouldn't go wackadoo some day?
Saw this shooters home on TV, Dad had a house worth over $200,000. Guessing he's in one of those categories.
Now I'm glad we're not a military instillation, but who knows about these crazy f*ckers. We have 2 labs. My wife walked them both outside when some Muzzie looked to buy the house next door.
She worked w/ some at the DOT that were OK, but this one made his wife sit in the car w/ the kids (head covered) while he did the walk thru.
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2015 12:36 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:31 AM (9mTYi)
Indeed. If he manages to prod the "mainstream" GOP contenders into making some substantial commitments on border security, well and good. And if the GOP, in their venality and stupidity, ends up selecting a squish like Jeb Bush, I hope that Trumps runs third party, and dorks them in the squeakhole, but good.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2015 12:36 AM (u1NJn)
Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at July 17, 2015 12:36 AM (rVQpn)
Posted by: BC
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I do not disagree, but consider that most of GOPe will heave a sigh of relief when he is out. That fact alone should give pause.
My great concern is that he might go independent.
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:37 AM (9mTYi)
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The cancellation of The Golden Girls?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2015 12:37 AM (oZr5y)
I hope that someone, somewhere, some day, does straighten out all the 200+ years of crap laws and regulations that use "husband", "wife", or "spouse" as a shortcut......but it won't be before many lives have been deeply harmed.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 12:28 AM (EzgxV)
I can't say it enough. Marriage laws are not about love. It's about divying up property, income and kids when the relationship goes all to hell. Love Wins! my ass. Did the QWERTYS really believe that malarkey?
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 17, 2015 12:37 AM (X0W1s)
"The 2nd Amendment is right, not a privilege. The small minority of anti-everything activists may be vocal, but we have facts, and the Constitution, on our side."
Yup......
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2015 12:37 AM (Zu3d9)
Reminds me of the crowded boats heading from Africa to southern Europe.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 17, 2015 12:37 AM (W5DcG)
I'm not exactly holding my breath on that one, though. But at least the inevitably hypocritical decision should produce some good unintentional comedy.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 17, 2015 12:33 AM (wKc1L)
Yeppers....might've been smarter to dust those cobwebs out of the corners before you moved in -- but you got a court to give you the keys.
And, BTW, even though it's more convenient for the state, there is nothing morally right or fair in creating an 18-year liability for a cuckold out of thin air.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 12:38 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:38 AM (9mTYi)
http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2015/02/28
But it can also work for us, as seen in the resistance to the assault rifle registration law passed in New York and almost universally ignored by the residents thereof.
I saw a Gallup poll today on the Supreme Court -- Approval of the SC is at 18% for Republicans, a record low, but at 76% for Dems, a record high.
The polarization of the US continues apace.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 17, 2015 12:39 AM (BurFY)
It's really liberating when you realize that all of the GOP candidates are buffoons. I have never stayed home on election day. Sure I voted for some stoner libertarians instead of the RINOs but every election starting with Nixon I showed up to vote. 2016, I'm thinking about staying home.
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 17, 2015 12:40 AM (zauWW)
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 12:41 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 17, 2015 12:42 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 17, 2015 12:42 AM (X0W1s)
Be well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 17, 2015 12:42 AM (FnK3f)
Yep.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 17, 2015 12:42 AM (BurFY)
Oh, that's just adorable
Posted by: The Supreme Court of the United States at July 17, 2015 12:43 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 17, 2015 12:43 AM (ucDmr)
yep real shitty ones
nevfer go to or hire a muslim
well at least in my case
Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 12:43 AM (u8n3X)
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 12:41 AM (zt+N6)
"I am the husband." "No, I am the husband." "Fuck you!" "You wish!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2015 12:43 AM (u1NJn)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 17, 2015 12:44 AM (nL0sw)
Guy that burned one recently has been charged with a hate crime, so apparently yes.
Posted by: The Supreme Court of the United States at July 17, 2015 12:44 AM (39g3+)
My great concern is that he might go independent.
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:37 AM (9mTYi)9
He's a buffoon, no doubt. Also a buffoon that's a thorn in the side of the current GOPe. That should give us all pause.
I make no bodes about it, either here or the podcast, I'm an executive guy. Perry, Jindal, Walker. That's how I think I can blear it up.
We shall see come the very certain future.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:45 AM (GEICT)
are raised by commies and go to a Madrassa in Indonesia.
Consider this - choome boy's mom took him to Indonesia during the 'year of living dangerously' (imdb movie) - it was supposedly a free-for-all, but it was mostly muslim commie nativists killing christian capitalist chinese, maybe half a million according to an Arab Times article (no linky).
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 17, 2015 12:45 AM (NaeCR)
Just got the carb on my bike properly rejeted for the short pipes. It runs a LOT better. Kicked it in the ass coming down off the flyover ramp at the 95/695 intersection. Looked down at the speedo. " Hmmm. 115 MPH " that's QUITE ENOUGH for 2 wheels thankyouverymuch. Let off the throttle in a hurry.
Posted by: Weirddave at July 17, 2015 12:45 AM (7TK5d)
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:46 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:48 AM (9mTYi)
fuck that fucking fuck.
Posted by: TJ Camper at July 17, 2015 12:49 AM (o1sfH)
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:49 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 17, 2015 12:50 AM (X0W1s)
What do you think? I used to try to argue religion when someone made the idiotic "Jesus was a socialist" claim, but I think it's better to turn it into a political argument.
Posted by: biancaneve at July 17, 2015 12:50 AM (kBiy2)
2 wheels always looked like fun, but...., the rednecks out here are effing scary even from inside a cage, and when I was skydiving every weekend I lost more friends to 2 wheeler accidents than parachute accidents.
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 17, 2015 12:50 AM (zauWW)
yep real shitty ones
nevfer go to or hire a muslim
well at least in my case
Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 12:43 AM (u8n3X)
It would be easier if that were truly the case. But, in truth, not all of them are assholes. I have worked across from (day shift/night shift) a number of them in the oil patch, and some were friendly, helpful, and non-judgmental about my distinctly un-islamic habits. Others are sneaky, conniving, and dishonest, just like the koran wills them to be.
Trust, but verify.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2015 12:51 AM (u1NJn)
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:49 AM (9mTYi)
I was a HUGE Perry guy last time. I'm reluctant this time around.
I know there are several Red State guys supporting Perrry. I 'm headed to the RS Gathering this fall. Encourage those folks to include me. I'd love to have some interviews with candidates.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:51 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 12:53 AM (u8n3X)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/qbdpgw6
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 17, 2015 12:53 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 17, 2015 12:53 AM (X0W1s)
podcast, I'm an executive guy. Perry, Jindal, Walker. That's how I think
I can blear it up.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:45 AM (GEICT)<<<
Some of us wanted to have three executives... but nooooooo.
Too bad. It would probably work out well with those three.
Posted by: some zombie Founding Fathers at July 17, 2015 12:54 AM (t2xH3)
The mental gymnastics should be amusing.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 17, 2015 12:54 AM (wKc1L)
You'll just have to claw your way through this gisguise.
Posted by: Barack Obama at July 17, 2015 12:54 AM (6qR/9)
So. We're in the process of exploring the Solar System, visiting worlds never visited before and learning new things, and these nutbags want to wipe out all of that and return us to the Stone Age, incidentally exterminating billions of human beings in the process.
Explain to me again why these fanatics shouldn't simply be shot on sight.
Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2015 12:56 AM (sdi6R)
prolly, one of the moslems-iraqui/kurd I worked with murdered his US born wife with a plastic bag.
so I have a grudge I'm still carrying
Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 12:56 AM (u8n3X)
Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 12:53 AM (u8n3X)
You get a summons from the EPA?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2015 12:56 AM (u1NJn)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:22
Very cool. Mom's not understanding your wishes I can comprehend. Glad it all worked out.
Wish...well a lot of stuff.
Mom died last year. Just love her while she's still around. Missing her when she is gone sucks.
And yeah...my wife says I'm maudlin. So what!
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2015 12:56 AM (o/90i)
I understand that he's British and so he knows about 10% of what is actually going on in Israel; their press is very, very careful about making sure only the UN party line gets to anyone. But still, this is just not in character for the guy. He's just aping leftist party line.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 17, 2015 12:58 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: wodun at July 17, 2015 01:00 AM (DD0s8)
Thoughts, prayers, well wishes and lots of fun to you!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:00 AM (GEICT)
My great concern is that he might go independent.
Trump? Him going independent is exactly what I want to happen. I'm sick of playing chicken against my own party and losing. Let's see what happens when they muscle out someone with actual third-party viability.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 17, 2015 01:01 AM (wKc1L)
I can't think of a reason to give him a second term, but I could see myself paying money to see that happen.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 01:01 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 17, 2015 01:01 AM (+2//H)
You'll just have to claw your way through this gisguise.
Your proposal is... acceptable.
Posted by: The bug from MIB at July 17, 2015 01:01 AM (bZQB+)
They came back out today and fixed it. I hope. We'll see. But I understand and approve of what they did and I think it'll fix the problem. I went out and bought the crew lunch from Checkers. They said most folks don't do that. Makes no sense to me. Good men, doing hard work on my behalf...was kinda a no brainier even though I'm paying for their services ( I wasn't paying today, the contractor guaranteed the work first time around so today cost me nothing, but the principal holds) .
Posted by: Weirddave at July 17, 2015 01:02 AM (7TK5d)
Posted by: rickl
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Easy pickings. They will only be armed with crudely pointed sticks.
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 01:02 AM (9mTYi)
But I will says that I'm damn near exclusive in that I like governors.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:03 AM (GEICT)
Who's probably god to sleep:
Almighty God, we pray that Jmel's father
may be comforted in their suffering and made whole.
When they are afraid, give them courage;
When they feel weak, grant them your strength;
When they are afflicted, afford them patience;
when they are lost offer them hope;
when they are alone, move loved ones to their side.
In the name of blessed name of the Lord, I pray.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 01:03 AM (OSs/l)
so I have a grudge I'm still carrying
Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 12:56 AM (u8n3X)
I hear you. Look, the muslim religion and the political ideology that goes with it is flat-out evil; there's no denying it. But some people who were brought up in that environment have managed to rise above it, due to their innate goodness, I guess. Or their exposure to Western Enlightenment norms, which they have managed to absorb, despite their nominal beliefs.
So how do you sort between them? Fucked if I know. Other than that those who have demonstrated their adherence to the shit in the koran should be forcibly punted out of any Western society that claims to be "enlightened:.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2015 01:03 AM (u1NJn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 01:03 AM (OSs/l)
He's a lot like you
Posted by: Neil Young, coming out at July 17, 2015 01:04 AM (/f6Nd)
a Southern Man don't need him around anyhow....
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:05 AM (GEICT)
They came back out today and fixed it. I hope. We'll see. But I understand and approve of what they did and I think it'll fix the problem. I went out and bought the crew lunch from Checkers. They said most folks don't do that. Makes no sense to me. Good men, doing hard work on my behalf...was kinda a no brainier even though I'm paying for their services ( I wasn't paying today, the contractor guaranteed the work first time around so today cost me nothing, but the principal holds) .
Posted by: Weirddave at July 17, 2015 01:02 AM (7TK5d)
My dad taught me that -- always treat your actual workmen well. Always have sodas and ample water. Get 'em lunch. Ensure they are safe and as comfortable as possible.....'cause both you and miser Asshole's work across the street will be done according to contract, but your stuff will be working long after his stuff has crapped out.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 01:06 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:00 AM
Be well BC.
Best wishes to you and yours.
T
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2015 01:07 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 01:08 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, Walker/whoever 2016 at July 17, 2015 01:11 AM (3qtfX)
On a quick glance, I read that as "judicial fist."
Your call which is more appropriate.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 17, 2015 01:12 AM (oKE6c)
because I really enjoy his music. He was always a no-war peace at all
costs hippie, but this is a new direction. Its one thing to want peace,
but another to hate Jews for defending themselves.
I understand that he's British and so he knows about 10% of what is
actually going on in Israel; their press is very, very careful about
making sure only the UN party line gets to anyone. But still, this is
just not in character for the guy. He's just aping leftist party line.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 17, 2015 12:58 AM
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It's been a consistent progression for him. Several years ago he was spouting heavily biased 2-State solution rhetoric, a couple years later I read him talking about the apartheid state of Israel, and from the article linked I clicked to another that reports his flying pigs are now adorned with the Star of David. Holy shit, I had to google it:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/nfb9jh3
Posted by: TJ Camper at July 17, 2015 01:12 AM (o1sfH)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:13 AM (GEICT)
I think evil has an event horizon. At some point it's crossed and what may have been good people are lost forever.
Posted by: TJ Camper at July 17, 2015 01:15 AM (o1sfH)
I have the owner's manual, so I was able to do some basic troubleshooting. I passed that info on during the phone call, a technician came out the next day, and he had my furnace working again within seconds.
He billed me for the minimum amount he was allowed to charge. I happily paid it immediately even though it was a bit on the steep side, and he then showed me just what he'd done to get it running again so I wouldn't have to place another call for the same problem later.
Worth it.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 17, 2015 01:15 AM (wKc1L)
Total respect for the police who reopened the cold case a few years and did painstaking detective work to finally resolve the mystery of the Lyon sisters, abducted from Wheaton Plaza 40 years ago.
Posted by: biancaneve at July 17, 2015 01:16 AM (kBiy2)
'Sup?
Posted by: Daytime TV sponsors at July 17, 2015 01:15 AM (S2Vf0)
That's my man, or woman. I'm utterly shitfaced.
Other Morons and Ettes out there?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:16 AM (GEICT)
Mojitos here. I'm almost drunk enough to fuck someone ugly enough to be willing to fuck me.
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 17, 2015 01:17 AM (zauWW)
In his 2012 autobiography Waging Heavy Peace,
Young commented on his role in the song's (
Alabama by Lynard Skynner, writing "My own song 'Alabama' richly deserved the shot Lynyrd Skynyrd gave me with their great record. I don't like my words when I listen to it. They are accusatory and condescending, not fully thought out, and too easy to misconstrue".[3]
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 01:17 AM (OSs/l)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:13 AM
OK. I'll do more shot of tequila. My DNA says I'm 2% Irish...but also 32% Scandi...let's ROCK.
Where the f**k is the tequila? BRB
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2015 01:18 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 17, 2015 01:17 AM (zauWW)
Honestly, I'm with you. Me and my buddies are swapping pics because it's my bday and we're all assholes and married.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:18 AM (GEICT)
hey guy, wanna party?
Posted by: Lena Dunhan and one of her shorter fatter girlfriends at July 17, 2015 01:19 AM (u8n3X)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 01:19 AM (OSs/l)
Wasn't there a case where the sperm donor to a lesbian couple was held responsible for child support?
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:34 AM (9mTYi)
Yes, but they didn't go to a fertility clinic for the spooge, he did it the old fashioned way.
Warning, link to HuffPo
http://tinyurl.com/a5hs99l
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, formerly known as MrCaniac at July 17, 2015 01:19 AM (Z7G74)
Posted by: Baldy at July 17, 2015 01:21 AM (sEXjW)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 17, 2015 01:22 AM (wKc1L)
I would say "Get off my lawn" but you can stay on it as long as you like. Just don't puke anywhere I have to clean it up. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 01:22 AM (OSs/l)
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I *always* have cash on hand to tip the guys who actually do the work. You never know when you're going to need them again.
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 01:22 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 01:23 AM (YJeFl)
My dad taught me that -- always treat your actual workmen well. Always have sodas and ample water. Get 'em lunch. Ensure they are safe and as comfortable as possible.....'cause both you and miser Asshole's work across the street will be done according to contract, but your stuff will be working long after his stuff has crapped out.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 01:06 AM (EzgxV)
About 10 years ago I had my roof replaced. Completely torn down to the rafters and rebuilt. It turned out that the actual workmen were five Mexicans. I don't know if they were illegal or not. Probably.
But they hauled ass all day for 13 hours and got 95% of it done on the first day. They were halted only because of darkness. I ran out and bought them a cold case of Corona and gave it to them as they were leaving.
Much later somebody told me that actual Mexicans look down on Corona and consider it peasant beer. Oops. I may have inadvertently insulted them. It actually costs more than the beer I normally drink.
Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2015 01:23 AM (sdi6R)
'Sup?
Posted by: Daytime TV sponsors at July 17, 2015 01:15 AM (S2Vf0)
That's my man, or woman. I'm utterly shitfaced.
Other Morons and Ettes out there?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:16 AM (GEICT)
I'm running a little behind -- "the flesh is willing but the spirits are weak."
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 01:24 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 17, 2015 01:25 AM (zauWW)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 01:25 AM (kmtse)
I would say "Get off my lawn" but you can stay on it as long as you like. Just don't puke anywhere I have to clean it up. ;^)'
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 01:22 AM (OSs/l)
Hah! Thank you. That was pretty much always the rule with my in laws. If you puke, you better do it in the toilet. If you have to clean it up, you aren't prepared to drink that much and you aren't allowed to be that drunk in their house.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:26 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2015 01:27 AM (sdi6R)
Fuck Michael Moore, fuck Jesse "Lying Pussy" Ventura, fuck CAIR, and fuck all the dickweeds being offended as monsters like Al Queda Iraq being called "savages" - cause that's what they were and are.
I can't express my white hot loathing for those pieces of worthless shit who badmouthed Chris Kyle.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 17, 2015 01:27 AM (/BV4k)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 01:27 AM (iL8rV)
Explain to me again why these fanatics shouldn't simply be shot on sight.
Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2015 12:56 AM (sdi6R)
I bet the bint is all about single payer healthcare.
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, formerly known as MrCaniac at July 17, 2015 01:27 AM (Z7G74)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:13 AM (GEICT)
Getting close. Three beers at the bar before I came home, three Caesars while I was cooking dinner. Niecly buzzed now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2015 01:27 AM (u1NJn)
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 01:28 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 01:28 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:28 AM (GEICT)
Your in laws sound like smart people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 01:29 AM (OSs/l)
You are a source of sanity in an insane world.
Of course this is coming from a guy who walked into a glass wall today. Go figure.
Scary thought is that I'll be back here tomorrow.
T
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2015 01:29 AM (o/90i)
My dad taught me that -- always treat your actual workmen well. Always have sodas and ample water. Get 'em lunch. Ensure they are safe and as comfortable as possible.....'cause both you and miser Asshole's work across the street will be done according to contract, but your stuff will be working long after his stuff has crapped out.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 01:06 AM (EzgxV)
About 10 years ago I had my roof replaced. Completely torn down to the rafters and rebuilt. It turned out that the actual workmen were five Mexicans. I don't know if they were illegal or not. Probably.
But they hauled ass all day for 13 hours and got 95% of it done on the first day. They were halted only because of darkness. I ran out and bought them a cold case of Corona and gave it to them as they were leaving.
Much later somebody told me that actual Mexicans look down on Corona and consider it peasant beer. Oops. I may have inadvertently insulted them. It actually costs more than the beer I normally drink.
Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2015 01:23 AM (sdi6R)
Should you ever find yourself in the same situation -- get 'em whatever you drink. They'll probably notice what you have around from the garage fridge or recycling bins or whatnot -- and if you get them the same stuff (even if it's lawnmower beer like Slap), you're also sending the message that only what is good enough for you is good enough for them.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 01:30 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:30 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword
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Let MWR do it for you, post # 279 at
http://minx.cc:1080/?post=356027
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 01:31 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Jesse Ventura at July 17, 2015 01:31 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 01:31 AM (OSs/l)
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 01:31 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:32 AM (GEICT)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:30 AM (GEICT)
Keep it down, man! That booze cost money, no point in wasting it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2015 01:32 AM (u1NJn)
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 17, 2015 01:32 AM (zauWW)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:30 AM (GEICT)
No Vomit!!!!
Posted by: Edna Mode at July 17, 2015 01:34 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 01:06 AM (EzgxV)
Back when I was in college, I worked for a moving company, and trust me, we really responded well when the homeowner would have drinks or get lunch for us.
On the other hand, we also remembered the people bitching at us on a 98 degree day to get back to work because we were grabbing a drink of water from our bottle in the truck, or that we had the nerve to take a lunch break that they were not being charged for.
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, formerly known as MrCaniac at July 17, 2015 01:35 AM (Z7G74)
She has, however, caused a great deal of aggravation.
Fenelon, good luck to your boy.
All you bastards doing shots, take an extra one for me. Make it a double.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 01:37 AM (iL8rV)
HS bubby 2: um, I really gotta puke
HS buddy 2: RAAALFFFF !!
HS buddy 1: dude you like totally wasted all that
Posted by: Lena Dunhan and one of her shorter fatter girlfriends at July 17, 2015 01:38 AM (u8n3X)
The Roger Waters thing is really disappointing because I really enjoy
his music. He was always a no-war peace at all costs hippie, but this
is a new direction. Its one thing to want peace, but another to hate
Jews for defending themselves.
I understand that he's British and so he knows about 10% of what is
actually going on in Israel; their press is very, very careful about
making sure only the UN party line gets to anyone. But still, this is
just not in character for the guy. He's just aping leftist party line.
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Shakespeare's sneering and prejudiced view of Shylock and his brethren is a strain of bigotry that is sadly still in existence. The UK was anything but partial in the Palestine situation during the Thirties and Forties, lots of British Arab lovers then. ( I don't blame T.E. Lawrence, he did what he thought was right.) It was the mule-headed and one-sided interference by the British that gave Begin and the other Irgun guys the self-justification for doing what would be called terrorist actions today against the British. HM Government gave in to U.S. urgings and voted for partitioned independence. But a lot of Brits today believe in the stereotype of the rich Jew banker manipulating world events for profit.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 17, 2015 01:39 AM (ry4ab)
And yeah, they were probably illegals. Did they make their own lunch on site with a campstove?
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2015 01:40 AM (M/gdM)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:03 AM (GEICT)
Can't keep up with your drinkin', but I can keep up with your sadness for the state we're in as a country. Lol. Happy Birthday!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 17, 2015 01:41 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 01:41 AM (u8n3X)
Posted by: mojo at July 17, 2015 01:44 AM (OmBeX)
Total respect for the police who reopened the cold case a few years and did painstaking detective work to finally resolve the mystery of the Lyon sisters, abducted from Wheaton Plaza 40 years ago.
Posted by: biancaneve at July 17, 2015 01:16 AM (kBiy2)
Story has been big news down here because Bedford is the next county over.
The authorities have always felt these guys were involved, but they finally have gotten around to finding some evidence.
http://tinyurl.com/orf28ab
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, formerly known as MrCaniac at July 17, 2015 01:44 AM (Z7G74)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword
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Let MWR do it for you, post # 279 at
http://minx.cc:1080/?post=356027
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 01:31 AM (9mTYi)
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That was invigorating.
Posted by: TJ Camper at July 17, 2015 01:45 AM (o1sfH)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 01:06 AM (EzgxV)
Back when I was in college, I worked for a moving company, and trust me, we really responded well when the homeowner would have drinks or get lunch for us.
On the other hand, we also remembered the people bitching at us on a 98 degree day to get back to work because we were grabbing a drink of water from our bottle in the truck, or that we had the nerve to take a lunch break that they were not being charged for.
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, formerly known as MrCaniac at July 17, 2015 01:35 AM (Z7G74)
It's the way the world really works. And, sometimes, it's not capitalism. When we re-did our roof, we put in some additional perimeter vents. At one point, I saw a guy using a Sawzall in an area that had electrical running through it -- so I immediately dropped everything and went running around the building to warn him. They all laughed at my sprint and the way I was gasping like a netted fish afterward, but I could tell that they were impressed at my sincerity regarding their safety.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 01:45 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 01:46 AM (kmtse)
What do you think? I used to try to argue religion when someone made the idiotic "Jesus was a socialist" claim, but I think it's better to turn it into a political argument.
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Never had to argue with anyone over this. But if I did, I'd probably lead off by pointing out that, according to the guy who wrote the book on Socialism, Religion is the opiate of the masses.
Posted by: junior at July 17, 2015 01:47 AM (FRGa/)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 01:48 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 01:50 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 01:51 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 01:52 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Jesse Ventura at July 17, 2015 01:53 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 17, 2015 01:55 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: cthulhu
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Hmm. Mrs. H is bound for a week in Puerto Rico, and I have a list of honey-dos as long as my arm to achieve before her return.
And I'm hanging out with you pervs.
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 01:55 AM (9mTYi)
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The story of Soddom and Gomorrah suggests that God waits until some critical threshold has been crossed, and there are very few righteous individuals left. Then he warns the few that are left to leave town, and lets the rest have it.
The quickest and easiest way to cross that threshold is the active persecution of those who refuse to join with the majority. So long as the decent folk are tolerated, things will continue on as they have (which is generally bad; but no mass extermination events are involved). But when the majority begins to actively kill or cast out the righteous in their midst, all bets are off.
Posted by: junior at July 17, 2015 01:57 AM (FRGa/)
Quick - wrap your ankle in an ace bandage & tell her you hurt yourself trying to make things perfect for her return.
Of course, I know you wouldn't lie. And hopefully she'd kick your ass if you hurt yourself flirting pillows.
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2015 01:57 AM (M/gdM)
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2015 01:59 AM (M/gdM)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 02:00 AM (iL8rV)
What do you think? I used to try to argue religion when someone made the idiotic "Jesus was a socialist" claim, but I think it's better to turn it into a political argument.
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Never had to argue with anyone over this. But if I did, I'd probably lead off by pointing out that, according to the guy who wrote the book on Socialism, Religion is the opiate of the masses.
Posted by: junior at July 17, 2015 01:47 AM (FRGa/)
Here's my response to them, since those people are also invariably also what I refer to as Evangelical Atheists: "So, I'll be seeing you at church on Sunday, then? Sweet! The pastor has a great sermon on the sanctity of life scheduled for this week! You're gonna love it!"
Posted by: Country Singer at July 17, 2015 02:00 AM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Jesse Ventura at July 17, 2015 01:53 AM (wKc1L)
I wouldn't necessarily bet on it. She's been in NC for five weeks, and there's no telling what our home has been adjusted to be in her memory during that time -- I'm thinking maybe Windsor Castle -- and if the sad reality is anything less, it will surely be All My Fault. After all, she Left Me In Charge.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 02:01 AM (EzgxV)
Wasn't there a case where the sperm donor to a lesbian couple was held responsible for child support?
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:34 AM (9mTYi)
Yes, but they didn't go to a fertility clinic for the spooge, he did it the old fashioned way.
Warning, link to HuffPo
http://tinyurl.com/a5hs99l
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There was an incident I read about where they didn't do it the old fashioned way. Male doctor worked in a fertility clinic. One of his female co-workers gave him a blowjob, and apparently froze his resulting "sample" without his knowledge. She then used it to get pregnant.
He was found liable for child support when she sued years later.
Posted by: junior at July 17, 2015 02:01 AM (FRGa/)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 17, 2015 02:02 AM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 17, 2015 02:02 AM (wKc1L)
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 02:02 AM (9mTYi)
waits until some critical threshold has been crossed, and there are very
few righteous individuals left. Then he warns the few that are left to
leave town, and lets the rest have it.
The quickest and easiest way to cross that threshold is the active
persecution of those who refuse to join with the majority. So long as
the decent folk are tolerated, things will continue on as they have
(which is generally bad; but no mass extermination events are involved).
But when the majority begins to actively kill or cast out the
righteous in their midst, all bets are off.
Posted by: junior at July 17, 2015 01:57 AM (FRGa/)
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Judges 19-20 is a story that doesn't get told often enough.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 17, 2015 02:02 AM (5f5bM)
Posted by: mindful webworker - life is a test ... and I'm failing at July 17, 2015 02:03 AM (FE+I8)
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2015 02:03 AM (M/gdM)
Wasn't there a case where the sperm donor to a lesbian couple was held responsible for child support?
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:34 AM (9mTYi)
Yes, but they didn't go to a fertility clinic for the spooge, he did it the old fashioned way.
Warning, link to HuffPo
http://tinyurl.com/a5hs99l
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There was an incident I read about where they didn't do it the old fashioned way. Male doctor worked in a fertility clinic. One of his female co-workers gave him a blowjob, and apparently froze his resulting "sample" without his knowledge. She then used it to get pregnant.
He was found liable for child support when she sued years later.
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Come to think of it, there was also a statutory rape case a while back. The boy was 15, and the woman was a little over twice his age. She was convicted, but had a kid as a result. A court stuck him with the child support.
Posted by: junior at July 17, 2015 02:05 AM (FRGa/)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 02:00 AM (iL8rV)
There is a seed of truth stretched into a humorous caricature. But you are correct in thinking that we'll get through.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 02:05 AM (EzgxV)
I know there are several Red State guys supporting Perrry. I 'm headed to the RS Gathering this fall. Encourage those folks to include me. I'd love to have some interviews with candidates.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:51 AM (GEICT)
I like Perry a lot too, but I have read that he gave illegals instate tuition and financial aid. It's outrageous that my daughter, a US citizen, would have to pay more for college if she came here for it.
So I'm a little suspicious now.
Posted by: Blano at July 17, 2015 02:08 AM (heN73)
Wasn't there a case where the sperm donor to a lesbian couple was held responsible for child support?
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:34 AM (9mTYi)
Yes, but they didn't go to a fertility clinic for the spooge, he did it the old fashioned way.
Warning, link to HuffPo
http://tinyurl.com/a5hs99l
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There was an incident I read about where they didn't do it the old fashioned way. Male doctor worked in a fertility clinic. One of his female co-workers gave him a blowjob, and apparently froze his resulting "sample" without his knowledge. She then used it to get pregnant.
He was found liable for child support when she sued years later.
Posted by: junior at July 17, 2015 02:01 AM (FRGa/)
That's why you've gotta get in there with a really tiny stamp that says "For recreational purposes only, not to be used for procreation." before you get a BJ.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 02:09 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2015 02:03 AM (M/gdM)
Wait one confounded second, here -- you were the one that started flirting pillows in the first place!
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 02:11 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:11 AM (UnJ7w)
So I'm a little suspicious now.
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The little nagging thing that bugs me about Perry is remembering that he called Romney "heartless" on illegal immigration.
Makes me go "Hmm..."
Posted by: junior at July 17, 2015 02:13 AM (FRGa/)
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:14 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:17 AM (UnJ7w)
>>>And if you were flirting with the pillows, I don't want to know about it, couch fucker.
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2015 02:03 AM (M/gdM)<<<
There is nothing wrong with a man and a nice soft, fluffy pillow being together!
And thanks to the recent Supreme Court decision, a man also has the right to be with a husband (pillow).
Posted by: NAMPLA (North American Man Pillow Love Association) at July 17, 2015 02:18 AM (t2xH3)
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:17 AM (UnJ7w)
Every day I see responsible dog owners walking back from the park with baggies that would be a thousand times better suited for the Presidency than what we've got....
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 02:19 AM (EzgxV)
The judge wants somebody to support the kid and to move on to the next case.
Your fat ass will do just as well as someone else's.
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 02:20 AM (MQEz6)
Makes me go "Hmm..."
Posted by: junior at July 17, 2015 02:13 AM (FRGa/)
Yes, not to mention that he did nothing about securing the border after being Gov for what, a dozen years or so?
Posted by: Blano at July 17, 2015 02:20 AM (heN73)
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:17 AM (UnJ7w)
Which part of Texas, and are you still there?
Posted by: Blano at July 17, 2015 02:21 AM (heN73)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 02:22 AM (h7qPi)
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 02:22 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 17, 2015 02:23 AM (GzDYP)
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 02:22 AM (MQEz6)
Perry made 'em shiver.....Walker made 'em bleed.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 02:23 AM (EzgxV)
Yes, not to mention that he did nothing about securing the border after being Gov for what, a dozen years or so?
Posted by: Blano at July 17, 2015 02:20 AM (heN73)
I can certainly sympathize with him though. The immigration debate is a very touchy subject for Texans because there are so many wonderful people from Mexico here and many who struggled mightily to get here legally and illegally.
There has to be an adult in the room though and admit that letting everybody in the country is not sane. No country can survive being the Salvation Army to the world.
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:24 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 02:26 AM (MQEz6)
Which part of Texas, and are you still there?
Posted by: Blano at July 17, 2015 02:21 AM (heN73)
I'm still here in west Texas the odessa/midland area.
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:26 AM (UnJ7w)
Turns out CNN is covering the current PP abortion scandal. They have a few stories but this is the main one:
http://tinyurl.com/pqxwlxp
And, a conservative friend of mine at FB actually *liked* this CNN editorial on the controversy.
http://tinyurl.com/onw3ktu
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2015 02:26 AM (ntObR)
I love Amy Schumer too. My husband always said women aren't funny but he's DVRd all of her show episodes. She's like a white girl Chappelle. She's coming out with a movie that's supposed to be really funny too. I'm glad she pisses off the SJWs.
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I don't know a thing about her (except, of course, that some idiot called her a racist after not reading or seeing any of her material), but she's trending on Facebook today. Apparently GQ has her on the front cover wearing a version of the Princess Leia bikini. The trending page for her also includes what I suspect is a pic from inside the article that has her naked in bed (a modesty bedsheet covers up to her waist, and her hair is strategically positioned), with R2-D2 and C3PO. Both she and C3PO are smoking a cigarette.
Posted by: junior at July 17, 2015 02:27 AM (FRGa/)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 02:27 AM (iL8rV)
Wonderful and illegal?
Nope.
I don't care if they can fucking walk on water. They need to get the fuck out.
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 02:28 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2015 02:28 AM (ntObR)
http://tinyurl.com/ppl8684
"A woman fighting her ex-husband for control of their frozen embryos testified Thursday that she never believed she was bound by an agreement at the heart of the dispute: a statement in 2010, shortly after their wedding and her diagnosis with breast cancer, saying the embryos were to be destroyed if they divorced.
When she and Stephen Findley signed the agreement with the reproductive health center at UCSF, Mimi Lee said, she intended to adhere to its terms and comply with the university’s conditions for storage and future use, or destruction, of the embryos. But Lee, testifying in San Francisco Superior Court, said she believed at the time, and still believes, that “there were conditions under which we ... I could change my mind.”
A more accurate headline:
When Wimminses Sign Your So-Called "Contracts," They Can Change Their Minds Because of the FEELZ!
Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2015 02:30 AM (jBuUi)
Hey qdp if you're not still doing what you did at Metro what are you doing now instead?
Asking for a friend-
Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 02:30 AM (YJeFl)
As I posted a few nights ago, they did a great job of blackballing me from ever being employable again.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2015 02:31 AM (ntObR)
Wonderful and illegal?
Nope.
I don't care if they can fucking walk on water. They need to get the fuck out.
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 02:28 AM (MQEz6)
I agree with Arson that there's a ton of wonderful Mexicans and Mexican descendants here. But anyone here illegally, wherever they're from, needs to GTFO.
Posted by: Blano at July 17, 2015 02:31 AM (heN73)
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 02:28 AM (MQEz6)
Many came here illegally and were granted Amnesty by Reagan. I know many who love this country and have become very sucessful regardless of how they came here originally.
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:31 AM (UnJ7w)
Also, on a practical level, if he wins the primary, in the general election tens of millions of people will vote against him simply because he was a Texas governor. It may not be fair, but it's reality. They'll hear "Texas governor" and think "Boooossshh!!"
Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2015 02:32 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2015 02:33 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: Blano at July 17, 2015 02:33 AM (heN73)
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:34 AM (UnJ7w)
504 Wonderful and illegal?
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 02:28 AM (MQEz6)
Many came here illegally and were granted Amnesty by Reagan. I know many who love this country and have become very sucessful regardless of how they came here originally.
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:31 AM (UnJ7w)
Well, those that were were granted amnesty may stay.
Those that have not been granted amnesty should leave, wonderful America-lovers or not.
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 02:34 AM (MQEz6)
If I'm wrong, please let me know.
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qdp -
Like I said, I don't know a thing about her aside from the fact that some idiot recently called her racist with no basis. But some of the guys upthread (check the posts referenced at the top of my post for a couple of examples) were calling her a "white Dave Chappelle". And those guys upthread seem to like her.
That sounds promising, imo.
But currently, I know nothing about her.
Aside from the fact that if someone who looked like her walked up to me, I'd give that person the time of day.
Posted by: junior at July 17, 2015 02:35 AM (FRGa/)
Wonderful and illegal?
Nope.
I don't care if they can fucking walk on water. They need to get the fuck out.
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 02:28 AM (MQEz6)
There is a historical context (which, BTW, I think has been systematically abused). The US/Mexico border is, for the most part, lightly populated. There have been generations of families that moved North in the Spring and South in the Fall to work.
That said, I want a border that is so squeaky-tight that it counts the number of coyotes and peccary that pass it -- because if we're going to decide what we're going to do with people, we need to know the people we're talking about.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 02:35 AM (EzgxV)
The trailers I have seen show that every joke in the movie is just like her stand-up. Read: all sex, all sex, all sex. Hey everybody, I have a vagina and I use it! A lot!
That photo shoot you mentioned? Do an image search for her name +bikini, & you see what she really looks like.
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2015 02:36 AM (xRvpt)
what is your address? me and my family will move in next week, permanently
you will pay for my familys healthcare, education and almost everything else , cuz food stamps/EBIC
Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 02:36 AM (u8n3X)
Overall great people though. Would even like to marry one someday if that's in my future.
Posted by: Blano at July 17, 2015 02:36 AM (heN73)
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:38 AM (UnJ7w)
eman's detachment from personalities is something many here might take a look at.
But beyond that, step back and take a look at the whole focus on presidential politics. Nothing bad, disastrous, outrageous and stupid in the last 6 years (and it blots out the sun) was possible because one particularly alien and unfit idiot was elected president. It was possible because your neighbors and friends elected him (twice, FFS), and because every institution in the country either shares his stupid and destructive instincts, or lacks the brains and integrity to do anything to rein them in (as parts were designed to do by the founders, and other parts grew to do over our history).
None of this will change regardless of who wins the GOP nomination, even if that person wins the WH. That's not just anger or ennui or despair welling up in the last few months at the latest round of extraordinary nonsense. It's nature's way of telling you that things really *are* bad, in a fundamental way. Not quite, but it's almost as if the presidential reality show is as vapid a distraction asthe crap that dominates pop culture today.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 17, 2015 02:38 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 02:39 AM (zt+N6)
I agree. We cannot just let everybody and their dog in and expect the principles and foundations of the country to survive. People coming here have to be a use to the country not the other way around.
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:40 AM (UnJ7w)
Instead we got what got and the folks in charge are mad that we don't like it.
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 02:41 AM (MQEz6)
Now, I am no Trump supporter (full disclosure...I back Cruz, would readily accept Walker, and would vote, with reservations, for just about any Pub but Huckabee). I am not a slack-jawed "Teatard" caricature. Trump could probably be more polished, but I cannot find a problem with any of his recent statements. Yeah, I know about his past positions....right now, he is walking through hell in a gasoline suit, drawing attention to subjects that everyone else is avoiding. He is the fly in the ointment, the pain in the ass, and if it takes this carnival barking clown to say what we want to hear, go for it. Nobody else is even giving us mere lip service.
Posted by: Tunnel Snake at July 17, 2015 02:42 AM (EARfr)
Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2015 02:30 AM (jBuUi)<<<
That's okay with us.
Posted by: 6 SCOTUS Justasses at July 17, 2015 02:42 AM (t2xH3)
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 02:41 AM (MQEz6)
The folks in charge have said FYTW and are going to have amnesty one way or another fucking way.
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:43 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Tunnel Snake at July 17, 2015 02:42 AM (EARfr)
Right fuckin' on!
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:44 AM (UnJ7w)
506 I'm smelling something similar in my neighborhood. But you didn't make a career change (yet)???
About 45 years ago my mom told me that the real disadvantage of going into medicine or education is that all it takes is an accusation to destroy your career. True-false doesn't matter.
Oh well she tried.
Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 02:45 AM (YJeFl)
They are in absolute violation by government action of the terms of the cessation of the war - they provide government assistance and legal warfare to support invasion of our nation and this is done for (1) hard currency, (2) a lessening of the costs of their own "safety net", and (3) a deliberate long-term attempt in their own words of "reconquista", or re-conquering California, Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas.
Technically, due to their Government's actions, we are in the State Of War Declared in 1846.
I've lived on the border all my life - my father was in the INS - I would not shed a single tear if we bombed them.
We should demand that they stop, that they provide matching funds for a fence, and if they do not, we should seize Baja California and give it to Israel.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 17, 2015 02:46 AM (/BV4k)
Mexicans are already ethnically cleansing parts of LA. the tide will turn.
John Derbyshire has already predicted that one whites necome less than 50% of the US the gloves will come off
good luck with your hispanic luv
Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 02:48 AM (u8n3X)
La Raza comes to mind and btw, don't they have obama's ear as frequent guests to the White House?
+1 for baja going to Israel, talk about killing two birds with one stone!
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:49 AM (UnJ7w)
Trump got the ball rolling on the debate, but there have been at least a couple of others who've spoken up since then. Fiorina's said some stuff about illegal immigration recently, and iirc Jindal said something as well. But Trump's drawn all the attention to himself, so there hasn't been much comment on the remarks that others have made.
Posted by: junior at July 17, 2015 02:49 AM (FRGa/)
526 Mexicans are mos def ethnically cleansing l.a. but it isn't the whites being pushed out.
Except lausd
Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 02:50 AM (YJeFl)
Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 02:48 AM (u8n3X)
Where did I say I supported Illegal Immigration? And what the fuck is your problem and reading comprehension skills?
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:50 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 02:51 AM (YJeFl)
Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 02:52 AM (YJeFl)
Illegal. i-l-l-e-g-a-l. Illegal.
Then I'll usually get a lecture about the Statue of Liberty and the American Indian, er, Native American.
To which I say, ok then reopen Ellis Island and screen the people coming in, and, that the Native Americans resisted the invasion, albeit unsuccessfully.
Don;t mind me, I just finished a 5th of bourbon and am about to go to bed.
Posted by: Tunnel Snake at July 17, 2015 02:52 AM (EARfr)
A French poem on a statue is not a national policy. And it doesn't mention anything about pricks wanting to go on welfare and turning this country into the shithole one they came from.
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 02:57 AM (zt+N6)
you are not a moron, just some sjb prolly paid to post here.
now to prove your moron-ness describe Mary Clogenstein in the next 3 minutes
time stamp 12:59 MDT, go
Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 02:57 AM (u8n3X)
Oh ffs another self-appointed puppetmaster.
I doubt he's here to follow orders from some internet stranger
Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 02:59 AM (YJeFl)
How about we start more modestly.
Just have Israel design and build the border barrier with Mexico. Or better yet, let US firms, Israelis, and South Koreans all build different sections, in a quasi-competitive nature during the early stages, with best cost/schedule numbers and efficacy determine who gets to complete the major portion.
Not that literally anything amazes any more (in a good way), but even here there is a contingent of non-cretinous people who seem to actually believe a border barrier is infeasible or ineffective. Roughly equivalent to believing an electrical grid cannot be built, or manned flight is not possible.
This would not be, in design or probably cost, among even the top 10 civil engineering wonders of America. People lose their minds for some reason when considering this matter.
And, especially in the early stages, the effect on every bad aspect of illegal immigration would be dramatic, concrete, and material to the issue.
Even among "conservatives" aware enough to worry about this issue, there is a shockingly large contingent that just ignores common sense and reality (incl. lots of current experience, could call it data, from parts of the border that have been sealed) whenever the border barrier comes up in discussion.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 17, 2015 03:00 AM (QDnY+)
He was found liable for child support when she sued years later.
Posted by: junior at July 17, 2015 02:01 AM (FRGa/)
Come to think of it, there was also a statutory rape case a while back. The boy was 15, and the woman was a little over twice his age. She was convicted, but had a kid as a result. A court stuck him with the child support.
Posted by: junior at July 17, 2015 02:05 AM (FRGa/)
That's why you've gotta get in there with a really tiny stamp that says "For recreational purposes only, not to be used for procreation." before you get a BJ.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 02:09 AM (
That's why you've gotta get in there with a really tiny stamp that says "For recreational purposes only, not to be used for procreation." before you get a BJ.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 02:09 AM (
I'm betting that since the woman helped to procure the spooge, the courts feel that is almost as good as manually knocking said strumpet up.
I used to warn players for us to always wear a rubber, and that they take it off, tie it up, and take it with them.
A pocket with a little spooge in it is cheaper to get cleaned than 18 years of child support.
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper at July 17, 2015 03:01 AM (Z7G74)
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 03:02 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 02:59 AM (YJeFl)
DAve, you referring to myself or Arson?
Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 03:03 AM (u8n3X)
Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 03:04 AM (YJeFl)
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 03:05 AM (UnJ7w)
+1 for baja going to Israel, talk about killing two birds with one stone!
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:49 AM (UnJ7w)
Someone posted here, today I think, that there are 4 Hispanic, immigration organizations within walking distance of the White House. La Raza being one of them.
Posted by: Blano at July 17, 2015 03:05 AM (heN73)
2 minutes late.
welp, I see you don't know shit about Mary Clogensteyn
kindly go fuck your seldf
Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 03:06 AM (u8n3X)
Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 02:59 AM (YJeFl)
DAve, you referring to myself or Arson?
Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 03:03 AM (u8n3X)
Yeah, moron #73 always struck me as someone who had been around for a while.....
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 03:07 AM (EzgxV)
540 Anyone who gives orders or issues chasllenges for others to perform. There's been a problem with that here lately. Issueing orders and then spewing hostility when they're not obeyed.
If I wanted conflict I could just call my ex
Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 03:07 AM (YJeFl)
Yeah I've heard that too. Doesn't surprise me and it fits the narrative that this country is racist and unjust so obama's going to knock it down a few notches.
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 03:08 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 03:09 AM (YJeFl)
Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 03:07 AM (YJeFl)
Lol, nice.
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 03:10 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 03:09 AM (YJeFl)
Then, again -- it's entirely possible that alcohol helps us tolerate some of the rest of the people on this blog.....
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 03:11 AM (EzgxV)
Arson Wells has been posting here for a while.
Posted by: Maetenloch at July 17, 2015 03:11 AM (wqVD1)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 03:12 AM (iL8rV)
yup, been around for a while
just intemitant and had floating nic's till this one
moron#73!!!!
what is beat in life!!!!
Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 03:13 AM (u8n3X)
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 03:13 AM (UnJ7w)
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Or maybe he simply knows that age old rule:
Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics.
Even if tou win, you're still retarded.
Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2015 03:13 AM (xRvpt)
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 03:05 AM (UnJ7w)
Like the one the left always spews that it will take 10 years to get the ANWR oil flowing?
They said that is why we couldn't do it in 2001. Well, 14 years later we would be fucking swimming in oil.
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper at July 17, 2015 03:13 AM (Z7G74)
Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 03:15 AM (YJeFl)
Arson Wells has been posting here for a while.
Posted by: Maetenloch at July 17, 2015 03:11 AM (wqVD1)
I'm not sure there are any noobs involved. MAx is DAve and goes back a long while; moron #73 strikes me as a long-term 'ron, though I can't identify a prior; and Arson Wells didn't just wander in here last night.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 03:15 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 03:16 AM (u8n3X)
here there is a contingent of non-cretinous people who seem to actually
believe a border barrier is infeasible or ineffective. Roughly
equivalent to believing an electrical grid cannot be built, or manned
flight is not possible.<<<
"Star Wars"... we'll never be able to shoot a missile down with another missile... stupid Reagan... just forget it!!!
ANWR... it'll take like 10 years to get anything out of the ground... it'll never be worth it... just forget it!!!
Border fence... it'll cost too much and take forever to build... someone will just build a bigger ladder, or dig a tunnel under it so it'll never stop anybody... just forget it!!!
Posted by: same old trip at July 17, 2015 03:18 AM (t2xH3)
Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 03:19 AM (YJeFl)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 03:19 AM (iL8rV)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 03:19 AM (iL8rV)
How are you doin'? Good to go?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 03:20 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 03:21 AM (YJeFl)
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 03:21 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 03:29 AM (iL8rV)
Here's the thing. I have a few GOP I'll vote for with enthusiasm, and many more with which I can hold my nose to prevent a continuation of Dem executive branch dominance.
But after the gay marriage ruling; the celebration of weakness as strength, and cowardice as courage (see: Iran nuclear negotiations); a population given to frivolity and celebrity nonsense; not necessarily the election, but most certainly the re-election, of our current shoddy president; the upcoming persecution via tax and legal code of traditional churches concerning marriage; the stupidity of our culture in transitioning from a mass shooting to banning reruns of a family-friendly show due to a symbol on a '78 Dodge Charger; and the general lack of work ethic that I see...
My dad has a small bit of land in rural Ky, and knows cattle, and recently, I've been learning all I can about livestock, because people will always need animal protein...
I've been learning crops, and gardening, and how to plant from seed...
I know how to hammer a nail, but I'm trying to learn more, to become more handy...
I know how to handle a rifle and a shotgun, but thinking of getting a CCW, not because I "right now" feel the need to carry, but because I think of handiness and comfort at a future date, and want the training from a pro...
Long story short, I think of what Insty calls... "bad luck"... andam more and more thinking that maybe we are in a period of societal decadence and that I or my offspring need to be prepared when it all falls apart.
Posted by: Lee in KY at July 17, 2015 03:31 AM (zcHXI)
please tell me about Mary Clogenstein.
do you know Mary?
Maetenloch, if I'm all crossways on this, stop me now
thanks,
me
Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 03:31 AM (u8n3X)
****yyyyeeeaaarrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!****
*heart explodes*
Well, I guess that means I'm done for the night.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 17, 2015 03:32 AM (bZQB+)
Oh, stop me if you've heard this one: Joe Biden walks into a bar...and wakes up in the hospital with a concussion.
Posted by: Rich Fader at July 17, 2015 03:33 AM (LeeQi)
kindly go fuck your seldf
Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 03:06 AM
well you also spelled it wrong
*grabs bucket 'o popcorn and ducks*
Posted by: TJ Camper at July 17, 2015 03:35 AM (o1sfH)
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 03:42 AM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 03:52 AM (Gosad)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 04:03 AM (Gosad)
568 I highly doubt Arson is here to do your bidding. However, it looks like he's been run off, so there's that.
Rather than fomenting conflict, got anything positive or productive worth reading or talking about???
Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 04:11 AM (YJeFl)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 04:13 AM (Gosad)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 04:16 AM (Gosad)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 04:23 AM (Gosad)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 17, 2015 04:24 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 04:30 AM (Gosad)
And yes, happy birthday to Cochran. The Mick hatred will resume tomorrow.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 04:30 AM (Gosad)
Wait a second -- it's on a schedule?!?!?!?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 04:35 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 04:38 AM (Gosad)
are stupid and self-defeating as they make the people making them look
like petty *ssholes. YMMV.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 04:23 AM
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My #571 was mostly snark-in-good-fun. I've never said boo to him (or you, hi!) and assume he's a fine fellow but I admit to a bit of a passive-agressiveyness-ish swipe at that attitude.
Posted by: TJ Camper at July 17, 2015 04:39 AM (o1sfH)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 04:40 AM (Gosad)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 04:43 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 04:43 AM (Gosad)
barrel of lube? http://observer.com/2015/07/at-1k-
55-gallon-bottle-of-lube-is -amazon-prime-days-best-deal/
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 04:43 AM
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I'm a prepper.
What?
Posted by: TJ Camper, Boy Scout at July 17, 2015 04:48 AM (o1sfH)
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 04:52 AM (EzgxV)
barrel of lube? http://observer.com/2015/07/at-1k-
55-gallon-bottle-of-lube-is -amazon-prime-days-best-deal/
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 04:43 AM
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I'm a prepper.
What?
Posted by: TJ Camper, Boy Scout at July 17, 2015 04:48 AM (o1sfH)
Always Be Prepared, eh?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 04:53 AM (EzgxV)
I don't get out much.
Posted by: TJ Camper, Boy Scout at July 17, 2015 04:56 AM (o1sfH)
dammit
I'd quit for 10 yrs
*slinks off to 7-11*
Good mornin' to ya' if I don't resurface.
Posted by: TJ Camper, Boy Scout at July 17, 2015 04:58 AM (o1sfH)
Posted by: OG CELTIC AMERICAN at July 17, 2015 05:07 AM (H6Nmr)
Posted by: TJ Camper at July 17, 2015 05:12 AM (o1sfH)
Posted by: OG CELTIC AMERICAN at July 17, 2015 05:13 AM (H6Nmr)
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 17, 2015 05:14 AM (7YlUk)
Really? Wow. Wish I could say I was more surprised than I am.
Posted by: TJ Camper at July 17, 2015 05:17 AM (o1sfH)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9el2lg2olpE
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 17, 2015 05:14 AM
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Yeah, I just immediately clicked on the Balls to the Wall in the YT sidebar.
Posted by: TJ Camper at July 17, 2015 05:19 AM (o1sfH)
Time for this drill thrall to get back in the game.
How many quatloos on this seasoned warrior, forged by fire? Ante up, my friends!!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She who bore me died in a freestyle match at July 17, 2015 05:26 AM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Spellcheck at July 17, 2015 05:38 AM (1mPbg)
Posted by: TJ Camper at July 17, 2015 05:19 AM (o1sfH)
Who wouldn't?
Posted by: Barney Frank at July 17, 2015 05:41 AM (7YlUk)
Minimum wage plus time-and-a-half would pay better than salary.
Posted by: Spellcheck at July 17, 2015 05:48 AM (1mPbg)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 17, 2015 06:22 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: fluffy at July 17, 2015 06:29 AM (2iV3X)
Posted by: Elmer Fudd at July 17, 2015 06:30 AM (6qR/9)
One can only hope that, even now, Vic is polishing his welcome (but many times aggravating) morning array of news articles....
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 17, 2015 06:34 AM (JaVx+)
Posted by: Weasel at July 17, 2015 07:25 AM (6xtq3)
But 8 tracks and cassettes ? Analog tape, in whatever form, so long as it works - IS better than streaming MP3. Streaming music is not sending you the full digital WAV file, let alone any other "lossless compression" format. Even the digitization process itself results in the loss of some fidelity compared to analog tape.
I would ask Neil how he thinks people get his music, but clearly that isn't even relevant since he thinks AM radio is better than streaming.
Posted by: deadrody at July 17, 2015 09:27 AM (W15tP)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 17, 2015 10:41 AM (kGrdk)
__________________
They don't want a border barrier. It's a lot easier to convince yourself that something isn't possible if you don't want it in the first place.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 17, 2015 10:47 AM (kGrdk)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 17, 2015 11:16 AM (Sda6L)
But, trust me, there will be Christian insurers who step in and take business away from those who choose to drop a church due to its beliefs.
Posted by: KG at July 17, 2015 11:24 AM (F8s9H)
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