Overnight Open Thread (7-16-2015)

Quote of the Day I - Athens on the Lake Edition

Pension payments to Chicago public union employees have become so high that today all the property taxes paid by the households of Chicago go exclusively to pensions. The operating expenses are paid by additional taxes on things from packs of cigarettes, to gasoline, sales tax, and cable TV bills. Given these facts about how Chicago's property taxes are used, it's not surprising that its new Republican governor wants to freeze property taxes to rescue the middle class's paychecks from Democrats.

Quote of the Day II

And to think back in the late '70s, we all assumed [Roger] Waters was being ironic when he portrayed a totalitarian anti-Semitic rock star in The Wall.

-- Ed Driscoll

Related: All Internet Gandhi Quotes Are Fake

Quote of the Day III - Moron Quote Source Finally Located

8 If only there was some heat source that you could trace this to. . .

It would have to be massive, though. On the order of our own sun.

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at February 27, 2008 07:52 PM (IVUjc)

Wisconsin Supreme Court: Prosecutor Punished Speech With Paramilitary-Style Home Invasions

Read the WI Supreme Court decision quotes that Ungrateful Loaf posted here. The court is basically inviting the victims to sue and file misconduct claims with the state bar against the prosecutors involved.

The Words 'Husband', 'Wife' Being Removed From Federal Statutes, Soon to Become Offensive

Mothers and fathers, brothers and sisters. But there were also husbands, wives, lovers. There were also monogamy and romance.

"Though you probably don't know what those are," said Mustapha Mond.

They shook their heads.

Family, monogamy, romance. Everywhere exclusiveness, a narrow channelling of impulse and energy.

"But every one belongs to every one else," he concluded, citing the hypnopaedic proverb.

The students nodded, emphatically agreeing with a statement which upwards of sixty-two thousand repetitions in the dark had made them accept, not merely as true, but as axiomatic, self-evident, utterly indisputable.

The Deep Green Resistance Is At War With You

You have been warned even if you probably haven't even noticed.

The third lady to speak, the one with all-natural, not-at-all-technological adult braces, is Ms Lierre Keith, a former radical vegan and now self-described "gender abolitionist" whose strange mental adventures have previously entertained us. Ms Keith and her associates wish to wage "decisive ecological warfare" against. well, the rest of us, and to "disrupt and dismantle industrial civilisation," with "complete economic collapse" as the path to salvation. When not signalling their intellectual wattage by calling for the "abolition" of masculinity and "whiteness," and the "abolition" of the United States, "an illegitimate settler nation," Deep Green Resistance very much like the idea of "sabotaging infrastructure" and cutting power lines, thereby leaving tens of thousands of people without light and heat. Such measures would, apparently, encourage "class consciousness." Elderly people in remote locations would no doubt embrace the finer points of revolutionary eco-socialism as they shivered in the dark and the feeling left their limbs.

Their end goal? Merely taking us back to the glory days of the Pliocene era.

Let's do what we did before, which worked. We didn't destroy the planet for those first four million years. we actually participated.

And Tim Blair adds:

The extreme green movement is nudging ever closer to a form of fascism," Blair adds. "There is not much difference between words once deployed in the service of preserving a master race and words now deployed in the service of preserving a master planet.

The Social Justice Warrior in Your iPhone

Breaking the Churches: Refusing to Perform Gay Marriages Means No Liability Insurance

New York Times Caves, Ted Cruz Book To Appear At #7 On Bestseller List

ISIS Confirms Their "Chief Singer and Songwriter" Killed By Airstrike in Syria

America Getting Reacquainted with Hillary Clinton

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Hillary: We Must Topple the 1%

Reddit CEO: Site Is 'Not a Bastion of Free Speech,' Change Coming

Guilty Liberal Feels Illegal Alien Entitled to His Job

Still, he was on good terms with the illegals, though he was unsuccessful in convincing them of the pleasures of gay anal sex.

The Secret American Military Cemetery With No Names and Where No Flag is Allowed to Fly

(thanks to country singer)

Old Rocker Complains About New Technology, Clouds

You see Neil Young thinks that streaming technology simply can't capture the delicate nuances of his music and so it sucks.

"It's about sound quality. I don't need my music to be devalued by the worst quality in the history of broadcasting or any other form of distribution. I don't feel right allowing this to be sold to my fans. It's bad for my music."

But you know what is good enough to listen to his music with? AM radio and 8-track tapes that's what.

"AM radio kicked streaming's ass. Analog cassettes and 8 tracks also kicked streaming's ass, and absolutely rocked compared to streaming,"

He then tied an onion to his belt which was the style at the time when AM music radio ruled.

Whoopi Goldberg Grudgingly Concedes That Bill Cosby Probably Committed Rape-Rapes

Lena Dunham Is Launching A Newsletter For Young Women Who Want to Talk About Lipstick, FUPA, and Foreign Affairs

"GOOP meets Grantland"

Meet Ladybaby, Where Heavy Metal And Aussie Pro Wrestling Meet J-Pop

ladybeard

From Jabba to USMC

jabba usmc123

Yahoo group. You wish.

And my lo-fi Twitter spew.

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1 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2015 11:06 PM (EzgxV)

2 ONT!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 16, 2015 11:06 PM (jR7Wy)

3 Welcome back, my friends
To the show that never ends
We're so glad you could attend
Could attend, could attend

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2015 11:08 PM (bZQB+)

4 *Shakes fist at Cthulhu*

*I* am the one atop the pyramid!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 16, 2015 11:08 PM (jR7Wy)

5 Stand Against Evil, Stand Against Emasculation, Stand Against Perpetual Victimhood

The focus this time: Be a man; take a stand.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9083

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 16, 2015 11:08 PM (7YlUk)

6 Wot woot it's ont time

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 16, 2015 11:08 PM (FnK3f)

7 Are you telling me we've finally discovered the source for the "on the order of our sun" quote?

Inconceivable.

Hooooooooooorde!!!!!

I'm good and drunk already. Who's with me???

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:09 PM (GEICT)

8 "Let's do what we did before, which worked. We didn't destroy the planet for those first four million years. we actually participated."



....often, as a food source.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2015 11:09 PM (EzgxV)

9 I am not sure if I should be thrilled or appalled for having any connection to the introduction of LadyBaby to the Horde...

Where is my Wazikashi?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 11:10 PM (UYZgt)

10 Now for some art

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/WoodShapes-street-art-by-TUCO-2.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 11:11 PM (UYZgt)

11 I've been off the internet all day. Are we banning islamic flags and texts yet?

Posted by: Methos at July 16, 2015 11:11 PM (ZbV+0)

12 I'm good and drunk already. Who's with me???
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:09 PM (GEICT)
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I'm neither.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 16, 2015 11:12 PM (jR7Wy)

13 BCochran1981

Happy B'day, young Jedi.
Now, get off my lawn...

Posted by: ChrisP at July 16, 2015 11:12 PM (PWgy/)

14 w00t !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, more than half-in-the-bag ! at July 16, 2015 11:12 PM (go6ud)

15 3
Welcome back, my friends
To the show that never ends
We're so glad you could attend
Could attend, could attend
----------------------
Come and see the show!!

Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2015 11:12 PM (ry4ab)

16 *pours 0,7L of German bier through USB port to All Hail Eris*

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 11:13 PM (UYZgt)

17 4 *Shakes fist at Cthulhu*

*I* am the one atop the pyramid!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 16, 2015 11:08 PM (jR7Wy)



I thought it was an Eye atop the pyramid.....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2015 11:13 PM (EzgxV)

18 *All Internet Ghandi Quotes Are Fake*

But you better believe my words are backed with nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Ghandi, circa late game civ at July 16, 2015 11:13 PM (ZbV+0)

19 And Tim Blair adds:

The extreme green movement is nudging ever closer to a form of fascism,


They've been 'nudging' for decades now.

Look up 'deep ecology.' Ain't new, ain't surprising if you understand The Left and it's permutations.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 16, 2015 11:13 PM (VY8H5)

20 9
I am not sure if I should be thrilled or appalled for having any connection to the introduction of LadyBaby to the Horde...

Where is my Wazikashi?
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I could cry "Shame!", but alas one of the early steps in being a happy otaku is losing all sense of shame whatsoever.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2015 11:13 PM (ry4ab)

21 12: I'm damn near there. Gimme a minute.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 16, 2015 11:13 PM (ucDmr)

22 I'm disappointed that Maet didn't link an analysis of the recent nuclear exchange in the ME.

What? Too soon?

Posted by: Daybrother at July 16, 2015 11:14 PM (Y+1c/)

23 Come and see the show!!
Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2015 11

Some mules, some goats, keep it clean keep it clean

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 16, 2015 11:14 PM (FnK3f)

24 All in all, you're just another Joo in the wall.

Posted by: Gruppenführer Waters at July 16, 2015 11:14 PM (Dwehj)

25 So exdem13, did you preorder that 1/7th scale figure?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 11:14 PM (UYZgt)

26 I'm disappointed that Maet didn't link an analysis of the recent nuclear exchange in the ME.

What? Too soon?


Just a bit. First the event, then the fallout, so to speak.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2015 11:15 PM (bZQB+)

27 Hey Neil:

Old man take a look at my life
I'm a lot like you.
I need streaming audio
My whole day through.
Ah one look on my screen
You can tell it's true.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2015 11:15 PM (ry4ab)

28 At times like these, when the longbow is useless, I reach for the Sempach Halberd I bought back in the middle 80's.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, more than half-in-the-bag ! at July 16, 2015 11:16 PM (go6ud)

29 Just want to let you know you do a kickass job with these overnight threads.

Posted by: Dave S. at July 16, 2015 11:16 PM (mhkbv)

30 13 BCochran1981

Happy B'day, young Jedi.
Now, get off my lawn...
Posted by: ChrisP at July 16, 2015 11:12 PM (PWgy/)


Hah! Thank you sir! Although I hardly thing 34 counts as young!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:16 PM (GEICT)

31 Damn, the Jabba -> Marine thing is inspirational.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2015 11:17 PM (EzgxV)

32 I'm not as think as you drunk I am!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 16, 2015 11:17 PM (RzZOc)

33 I'm a bit confused by the "Deep Green" wankers. If civilization collapses then won't the strongest rule? IE, the most masculine?

But I'm sure they're shmart.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2015 11:17 PM (bZQB+)

34 The Words 'Husband', 'Wife' Being Removed From Federal Statutes, Soon to Become Offensive

This is actually a good thing.

Marriage used to be the union of a husband and a wife in order to provide a stable environment for children in a family.

Now "marriage" is about using the government to force others to celebrate the "love" of two people (but not all two people).

Now, with the words "husband" and "wife" separated from this new definition of "marriage", it can be reclaimed and be re-associated with what the institution really is.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 16, 2015 11:17 PM (7YlUk)

35 Which 1/7 figure Anna? I've been away from the Net for a while today.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2015 11:17 PM (ry4ab)

36 Man goes from obese to US Marine

I'll echo the first comment if I may be permitted: OUT-FUCKING-STANDING.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 16, 2015 11:17 PM (VY8H5)

37 http://tinyurl.com/plyrlke

Just sayin'

Posted by: Daybrother at July 16, 2015 11:17 PM (Y+1c/)

38 Hillary: It's Time To Tipple The 1%

There. I fixed it for her.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 16, 2015 11:17 PM (BurFY)

39 27 Hey Neil:

Old man take a look at my life
I'm a lot like you.
I need streaming audio
My whole day through.
Ah one look on my screen
You can tell it's true.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2015 11:15 PM (ry4ab)

Wished he cared about the excessive price tag of his concert tickets

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 16, 2015 11:17 PM (FnK3f)

40 Sorry about the rant at the end of the last thread. Bad day at the Salt Mine and bad day for the Country.

Posted by: Infidel at July 16, 2015 11:18 PM (DQjc6)

41 What is this about Eris on a pyramid?

Is that a metaphor?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2015 11:18 PM (bLnSU)

42 "Their end goal? Merely taking us back to the glory days of the Pliocene era."

At least we *only* want to take you infidels back to the glory days of 600AD.

Posted by: The Mad Mullahs at July 16, 2015 11:18 PM (wZ2hu)

43 Neil Young: The ramblings of a drug addled, demented old man. Go back to sleep fucker.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 16, 2015 11:18 PM (ucDmr)

44 26 I'm disappointed that Maet didn't link an analysis of the recent nuclear exchange in the ME.

What? Too soon?

Just a bit. First the event, then the fallout, so to speak.


Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2015 11:15 PM (bZQB+)


/looks at his stash of Nuke Em Cola Bottle Caps...

Posted by: BB Wolf at July 16, 2015 11:18 PM (qh617)

45 US Marines Hymn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAx_vDlgyXk

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 11:18 PM (kmtse)

46 28
At times like these, when the longbow is useless, I reach for the Sempach Halberd I bought back in the middle 80's.
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Yeah, halberds are mighty when the bow is not at hand. I also have the giant bottle opener known as the English Bill.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2015 11:18 PM (ry4ab)

47 In this day and age the ravings of the evil and the insane are circulated far and wide at the speed of light.

It wears us down.

Posted by: eman at July 16, 2015 11:18 PM (MQEz6)

48 >>>Related: All Internet Gandhi Quotes Are Fake<<<



'Bout fucking time somebody called out that fake shit.

Posted by: Shit Jefferson Said, Vol III at July 16, 2015 11:18 PM (t2xH3)

49 30 13 BCochran1981

Happy B'day, young Jedi.
Now, get off my lawn...
Posted by: ChrisP at July 16, 2015 11:12 PM (PWgy/)

Hah! Thank you sir! Although I hardly thing 34 counts as young!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:16 PM (GEICT)




Trust me.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2015 11:19 PM (EzgxV)

50 /looks at his stash of Nuke Em Cola Bottle Caps...
Posted by: BB Wolf


Dibs on the Lincoln rifle.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 16, 2015 11:19 PM (VY8H5)

51 /looks at his stash of Nuke Em Cola Bottle Caps...

Is that the stuff that comes in trinitite bottles?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2015 11:20 PM (bZQB+)

52 Street Fighter - http://www.hlj.com/product/kbysv-126

Or

Fire Emblem - http://www.hlj.com/product/gsc44252

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 11:20 PM (UYZgt)

53 BC,

Happy Birthday...now get the fuck off my lawn, you're in my field of fire. ; )

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 11:20 PM (kmtse)

54 I think now is the time to replace the word "marriage" in Federal and State laws as a ethnocentric Western device.

It would be nice to think that everyone who couldn't accept legal equality and had to have THE WORD might be stuck with some focus-tested bureaucratic alternative on the all-important piece of paper.

Some people would rather fight than win.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2015 11:20 PM (bLnSU)

55 34 is young. I don't remember 34.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 16, 2015 11:21 PM (ucDmr)

56 Hah! Thank you sir! Although I hardly thing 34 counts as young!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015

Give it a rest Son
Happy BD

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 16, 2015 11:21 PM (FnK3f)

57 8 "Let's do what we did before, which worked. We didn't destroy the planet for those first four million years. we actually participated."


And died at age 30. If u were lucky enough.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 16, 2015 11:21 PM (1apZT)

58 Does this diaper make my nose look big?

Posted by: Zombie Gandhi at July 16, 2015 11:21 PM (Dwehj)

59 23
Come and see the show!!

Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2015 11



Some mules, some goats, keep it clean keep it clean
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Performing on a stool
In a way to make you drool
Seven virgins and a mule
Ain't it cool ain't it cool.

Come and see the show!!

Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2015 11:21 PM (ry4ab)

60 53 BC,

Happy Birthday...now get the fuck off my lawn, you're in my field of fire. ; )

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 11:20 PM (kmtse)



Duly noted.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:21 PM (GEICT)

61
Star Wars: Aftermath is one of the first post-Return of the Jedi, pre-Force Awakens tie-ins that are part of Disneys new plan to flesh out the 30 years between Episodes VI and VII in their new canon.

Entertainment Weekly have now released an extensive excerpt from the novels opening that tells us pretty much what happened immediately after those celebrating crowds on Coruscant brought down the statue of the Emperor at the end of Jedi.

http://tinyurl.com/p6rvqwe

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 16, 2015 11:21 PM (kdS6q)

62 You're only as old as you feel.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2015 11:21 PM (bLnSU)

63 How is Hillary not laughed off every stage?

Topple the 1%? Or tipple?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2015 11:22 PM (NOIQH)

64 Every day is making a Zentradi battle fleet of four million ships de-folding over the planet look like a good thing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 11:22 PM (UYZgt)

65 Listening to the podcast, Cochran. FYI.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2015 11:22 PM (bLnSU)

66 You're only as old as you feel.
Posted by: Merovign


Well, I'm not feeling up any senior citizens, so ...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 16, 2015 11:22 PM (VY8H5)

67 >> ....often, as a food source.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2015 11:09 PM (EzgxV)

Be sure and wash them thoroughly first. And no ecowarrior steaks either; they probably have internal parasites so use recipes like stews that completely cook the meat.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 16, 2015 11:22 PM (BurFY)

68
30 13 BCochran1981

Happy B'day, young Jedi.
Now, get off my lawn...
Posted by: ChrisP at July 16, 2015 11:12 PM (PWgy/)

Hah! Thank you sir! Although I hardly thing 34 counts as young!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:16 PM (GEICT)


34???

Born 1984??? Lets see... 84... Leaving my first ship the USS Iwo Jima, as a PO2, then C school in San Diego, then stationed in Hawaii...

So get off my SANDY Lawn...

Posted by: BB Wolf at July 16, 2015 11:23 PM (qh617)

69 How is Zentradi medical science? We know they have babes.

Hey, I like tall.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2015 11:23 PM (bLnSU)

70
Also:

David Gerrold Says The Next Chtorr Book Will Be Finished In September

Forget The Winds of Winter! Theres one book that fans have been awaiting fervently, for years, now and its finally coming. David Gerrold tells io9 that A Method For Madness, the fifth book in his Chtorr series, will be done in a couple of months.

Jezz -- been, what 20 years since the last one?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 16, 2015 11:23 PM (kdS6q)

71
Just want to let you know you do a kickass job with these overnight threads.

Posted by: Dave S. at July 16, 2015 11:16 PM (mhkbv)








Brown noser.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2015 11:24 PM (egLDQ)

72 Happy fun ball is such a lazy layabout.

Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2015 11:25 PM (zt+N6)

73
Just want to let you know you do a kickass job with these overnight threads.
Posted by: Dave S.

Brown noser.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur




Apple polisher.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 16, 2015 11:25 PM (kdS6q)

74 Evening morons, how fares the horde?

You know what's the best way to unwind after working 14 hours in the ER? Cold beer and chilling on the ONT.

What is a terrible way to unwind? Not even going home and instead going to another ER for tween behavior drama, and there ain't no f*cking beer here.

P.S. I hate that I was right about my niece.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 16, 2015 11:25 PM (5d2Os)

75 Posted by: BB Wolf at July 16, 2015 11:23 PM (qh617)

Damn... I'm so old I can't even do math anymore... /facepalm

Posted by: BB Wolf at July 16, 2015 11:25 PM (qh617)

76 57
8 "Let's do what we did before, which worked. We didn't destroy the
planet for those first four million years. we actually participated."





And died at age 30. If u were lucky enough.
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And setting brush fires to stampede cute animals into bogs in order to better kill and eat them. And playing tag team spear hunting with animals the size of minivans. And occasionally resorting to cannibalism when the food stocks were out and a blizzard socked in the hunting.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2015 11:26 PM (ry4ab)

77 Comedy is not hard.
Ace can explain Comedy to you.
And he will if you stick around long enough.

Posted by: Garrett at July 16, 2015 11:26 PM (FFWfx)

78 65 Listening to the podcast, Cochran. FYI.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2015 11:22 PM (bLnSU)



Appreciate it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:26 PM (GEICT)

79 Heya CC,

I'm drawing up range cards...just in case.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 11:26 PM (kmtse)

80 Just want to let you know you do a kickass job with these overnight threads.
Posted by: Dave S.

Brown noser.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Apple polisher.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix


Sesame seed grinder.
(japanese idiom)

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 16, 2015 11:26 PM (VY8H5)

81 72
Just want to let you know you do a kickass job with these overnight threads.

Posted by: Dave S. at July 16, 2015 11:16 PM (


Brown noser.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2015 11:24 PM (egLDQ)

Maet or Malor?


J/K

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 16, 2015 11:26 PM (FnK3f)

82 Merovign, if you mean Lt. Klan Klang of the SMS Pixie Squad. It depends. When micronized, you would be arrested for being Roman Polanski if you dated her.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 11:27 PM (UYZgt)

83 "From Jabba to US Marine"

I love stories like that. Thanks.

Posted by: rrpjr at July 16, 2015 11:27 PM (s/yC1)

84 My daughter will be 34 next month.

Say, what was your name?

Posted by: Infidel at July 16, 2015 11:27 PM (DQjc6)

85 34???

Born 1984??? Lets see... 84... Leaving my first ship the USS Iwo Jima, as a PO2, then C school in San Diego, then stationed in Hawaii...

So get off my SANDY Lawn...
Posted by: BB Wolf at July 16, 2015 11:23 PM (qh617)



That's some bad math. LOL

34 equals 1981. Thus, you know, BCochran1981.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:27 PM (GEICT)

86 If I put my penis in a table-top vise and crank about 150 ft-lbs of squeeze on it will I get an award for courage from ESPN?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 16, 2015 11:27 PM (lz5vi)

87 The only two things in life that make it worth livin'

Is guitars that tune good and firm feelin' women . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2015 11:27 PM (JO9+V)

88 3 Welcome back, my friends
To the show that never ends
We're so glad you could attend
Could attend, could attend


Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2015 11:08 PM (bZQB+)


Always enjoyed Karn Evil 9

Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2015 11:27 PM (zt+N6)

89 Did they pull reruns of The Cosby Show?

Because if they did I gotta agree with Whoopi and say that sucks for the co-stars who worked on that show. They'll lose substantial residuals if those episodes never air again. It sucks for them that they'll have to suffer for Cosby's indiscretions.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 16, 2015 11:27 PM (oFCZn)

90 Cochran, you need an ad campaign for your podcats.

Like, "are you completely out of fucks? We have some!"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2015 11:27 PM (bLnSU)

91 Hooooooooooorde!!!!!

I'm good and drunk already. Who's with me???
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:09 PM (GEICT)

***
Oh, hells yeah. Only worked an 8 hour day today, as opposed to the usual twelve.

So, I spent three of the extra hours drinkin', and wasted the other hour doing productive shit.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 16, 2015 11:27 PM (1eYr7)

92 And listening to "Let The Bodies Hit The Floor" while cleaning my Sig.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 11:27 PM (kmtse)

93 Happy Birthday BCochran. Enjoy!

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 16, 2015 11:27 PM (ucDmr)

94 Man goes from obese to US Marine

Uh, I thought that was a WM at first. WTF, USMC?!

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at July 16, 2015 11:28 PM (Q819Q)

95 52
Street Fighter - http://www.hlj.com/product/kbysv-126

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Busujima is a master.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2015 11:28 PM (ry4ab)

96 I was making some of my usual arguments about how Leftists have completely lost it on another board, in another name, and came upon a realization that explained in even fewer words how the Leftist mind works.

In short, Subjectivism. They don't believe in concepts like consensus reality, or objective truth. Everything, to them, is defined by the viewer. If they see something they don't like, they can ignore it and it will go away. If they believe strongly enough, everything will reassemble itself to accomodate that belief. They think if they just change their tone, that Planned Parenthood's atrocities are suddenly okay, or aren't atrocities anymore. There's no objective reality here, just paper it over with a few well-written phrases and the universe will realign itself to match.

Leftist Subjectivism is magical thinking in political form.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 16, 2015 11:28 PM (HalrA)

97 I learned about Amy Schumer because the SJW made a big deal about how offensive she was.

I had previously thought that women could be funny, but not bust-your-gut funny, as a very few men can be, like Richard Pryor was.

Wrong. This is one world-class funny chick. Check her out. You could pick a lot of things, but a nice choice would be to search for "Comedians in cars getting coffee", Seinfeld's Web series, and watch her episode. Funny is subjective, so maybe it will do nothing for you. But she cracks me up like no woman ever.

Posted by: Splunge at July 16, 2015 11:28 PM (qyomX)

98 A Season for Slaughter by David Gerrold. Bantam Spectre. 1993

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 11:28 PM (UYZgt)

99 Hah! Thank you sir! Although I hardly thing 34 counts as young!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:16 PM (GEICT)


Happy Birthday old man. Did you enjoy your forced birthday celebrations?

Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2015 11:28 PM (zt+N6)

100 Been drinking since, oh, 2 pm or so...on and off.

*pours shot*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 11:28 PM (kmtse)

101 "ISIS Confirms Their "Chief Singer and Songwriter" Killed By Airstrike in Syria"
-----

DR. Was it Cat Stevens, or James Taylor?

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2015 11:29 PM (9mTYi)

102 101 Been drinking since, oh, 2 pm or so...on and off.

*pours shot*


Slacker. What were you doing before 2 pm, playing checkers?

Posted by: Splunge at July 16, 2015 11:30 PM (qyomX)

103 Heh,

Homework actually.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 11:30 PM (kmtse)

104 87: Film it in hd, and you can count on it my friend. They need something to fill Colin Blowhard's spot.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 16, 2015 11:30 PM (ucDmr)

105 That pretty much went out the fucking window today.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 11:30 PM (kmtse)

106 68


30 13 BCochran1981



Happy B'day, young Jedi.

Now, get off my lawn...

Posted by: ChrisP at July 16, 2015 11:12 PM (PWgy/)



Hah! Thank you sir! Although I hardly thing 34 counts as young!



Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:16 PM (GEICT)

-------------------
Born in 1981?? Junior here is younger than my first DD game books!

Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2015 11:31 PM (ry4ab)

107 Neil Young sang about the phonograph. The Needle and the Damage Done.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 16, 2015 11:32 PM (W5DcG)

108 If only there was some heat source that you could trace this to. . .
It would have to be massive, though. On the order of our own sun.




Or that big ball of molten rock just under the thin crust we are standing on.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 16, 2015 11:32 PM (NaeCR)

109
Wished he cared about the excessive price tag of his concert tickets

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 16, 2015 11:17 PM (FnK3f)










A little known fact is that for most rock musicians, they get very little money from radio play, CD, downloads etc. Depends on who owns the publishing rights. However, they make bank on concerts, as long as they can draw crowds. So it's easy for them to scream about things like streaming, don't cost them nothing compared to their concerts.

Betcha Young doesn't make more than $100k per year on his catalog.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2015 11:32 PM (egLDQ)

110 DR. Was it Cat Stevens, or James Taylor?
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc.

Unfortunately it was the legendary Johnny Abdul.
https://youtu.be/oq2cwFV0OAk

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 16, 2015 11:32 PM (rVQpn)

111 63 How is Hillary not laughed off every stage?

Topple the 1%? Or tipple?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 16, 2015 11:22 PM (NOIQH)



Everyone loved me!

Posted by: Foster Brooks at July 16, 2015 11:32 PM (1apZT)

112 Leftist Subjectivism is magical thinking in political form.


Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 16, 2015 11:28 PM (HalrA)


Well said.... I usually postulate that they actually believe in the blatantly false concept that 'perception is reality'....

Thus they believe that 'if' they can change peoples perceptions, ie convince them of something... that it somehow changes reality...

Thus you get Keynesian economic policies... or Global Warmists...

Posted by: BB Wolf at July 16, 2015 11:32 PM (qh617)

113 91 Cochran, you need an ad campaign for your podcats.

Like, "are you completely out of fucks? We have some!"
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2015 11:27 PM (bLnSU)



Hahahah. That would be awesome.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:33 PM (GEICT)

114 @97

You forgot to add Histrionic Personality Disorder into the mix.

That's a huge part of their world.

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at July 16, 2015 11:33 PM (9KToF)

115 87 If I put my penis in a table-top vise and crank about 150 ft-lbs of squeeze on it will I get an award for courage from ESPN?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 16, 2015 11:27 PM (lz5vi)

Depends if the house is on fire

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 16, 2015 11:33 PM (FnK3f)

116 110 Betcha Young doesn't make more than $100k per year on his catalog.

Then it's a damn shame for him that I don't go see him any more, ever since I heard that "Impeach The President" excuse for a song. Might have forgiven that, had it been actually good, like "Ohio."

Posted by: Splunge at July 16, 2015 11:34 PM (qyomX)

117 34 The Words 'Husband', 'Wife' Being Removed From Federal Statutes, Soon to Become Offensive

This is actually a good thing.

Marriage used to be the union of a husband and a wife in order to provide a stable environment for children in a family.

Now "marriage" is about using the government to force others to celebrate the "love" of two people (but not all two people).

Now, with the words "husband" and "wife" separated from this new definition of "marriage", it can be reclaimed and be re-associated with what the institution really is.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 16, 2015 11:17 PM (7YlUk)



I actually argued with Gabe at a MoMe in Berkeley regarding this point. I was and am still against The Law recognizing same-sex marriage -- not because I hates teh gheys or want to enforce religion.....but because The Law is a convoluted, over-complicated, piece of shit that is riddled, absolutely riddled, with gratuitous mentions of "husband", "wife", and "spouse" in contexts where they should never have been used in the first place.




I could have, and may in the future, think that legally recognizing same-sex marriage would be perfectly ok -- provided that someone had first catalogued the THOUSANDS of instances where it would be referenced under The Law, evaluated them, and changed them if necessary.




But, instead, we've had gay marriage rammed-through by judicial fiat, and I'll cash my schadenfreude residuals every time a male/male marriage ends up in notoriously anti-masculine Family Court.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2015 11:34 PM (EzgxV)

118 75 Evening morons, how fares the horde?

You know what's the best way to unwind after working 14 hours in the ER?


Watching reruns of Doctor Quinn, Medicine woman?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 16, 2015 11:34 PM (1apZT)

119 94 Happy Birthday BCochran. Enjoy!

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 16, 2015 11:27 PM (ucDmr)



Thank you kindly!

And thank you to all the Morons!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:34 PM (GEICT)

120 Betcha Young doesn't make more than $100k per year on his catalog.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2015 11:32 PM (egLDQ)


*types*
*deletes*
*types*
*deletes*
*cues up "Sweet Home Alabama"*


Evening, Horde.

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 16, 2015 11:35 PM (iuQS7)

121 Neil Young is awful. Making Bob Dylan sound good by comparison is about his only accomplishment.

Posted by: Garrett at July 16, 2015 11:35 PM (FFWfx)

122 75 What is a terrible way to unwind? Not even going home and instead going to another ER for tween behavior drama, and there ain't no f*cking beer here.

P.S. I hate that I was right about my niece.


Well that sucks the big one, CC. Shit. I had hopes she might be the exception to the rule that kids from troubled backgrounds with problem behaviors continue to have problems in a new environment.

See TFG's new relocation program for inner city families for further details on this truism. Incidentally, HUD studied this the last time it was tried, by Billy Jeff, and found that it didn't do any good (plus quite a bit of harm to the new locale communities).

I can dig up the link on the study if anyone cares to see it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 16, 2015 11:36 PM (BurFY)

123 You know what's the best way to unwind after working 14 hours in the ER?

Watching Ice Station Zebra over and over again on an endless loop?

Posted by: Maetenloch at July 16, 2015 11:36 PM (pAlYe)

124 Evening.

I've been binge watching Bones on Netflix of late.

Here's why I'm liking it:
The lead character, in her Sherlock Holmsy kind of way is occasionally wonderfully politically incorrect,
In an episode about a young who had apparently died of a drug overdose, the victim's father told Booth (the FBI agent) that it was impossible because his son had accepted Jesus as Lord and Saviour--and amazingly enough I didn't any mockery or condescension--booth even quote a portion of a Psalm
In an episode about terrorism the terrorist turned out to be Muslim
In another episode a liberal activist lawyer convinces Booth to look into the murder conviction of a man on death row. They get his execution stayed only to find he was, without question, guilty. the story was strangely pro-death penalty for television.

Anyhow I'm liking it--now back to lurking.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 16, 2015 11:36 PM (4rzL1)

125 It seems like my cat is stalking me.

Should I be concerned?

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at July 16, 2015 11:37 PM (9KToF)

126 119 You know what's the best way to unwind after working 14 hours in the ER?

Sure! Nice plate of baby liver, sauteed in olive oil. Get livers that have not been crushed, for best flavor.

Posted by: Deborah Nucatola at July 16, 2015 11:37 PM (qyomX)

127 You forgot to add Histrionic Personality Disorder into the mix.

That's a huge part of their world.
Posted by: shibumi


It's cluster B all the way down, baby.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 16, 2015 11:37 PM (VY8H5)

128 Thus you get Keynesian economic policies... or Global Warmists...

Posted by: BB Wolf at July 16, 2015 11:32 PM (qh617)

And the idea that Communism will eventually work somewhere, no matter how many times it's failed, if they just keep believing.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 16, 2015 11:37 PM (HalrA)

129
And here's the next week's worth of Ont "brought to you by" pictures. You're welcome:

Meet Bruce White, who depicts your favorite characters with the vibrance and luster of velvet Elvises. Hes got a brand new gallery show at Gallery1988 in Los Angeles. And a whole bunch of new velvet paintings for sale. Not to mention, hes just launched a new website, VelvetGeek.com.

nineteeneightyeight.com/collections/Bruce-white-cult-of-personality

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 16, 2015 11:37 PM (kdS6q)

130 You know what's the best way to unwind after working 14 hours in the ER?

Plinking a squirrels with a BAR?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 16, 2015 11:37 PM (bZQB+)

131 Sometimes you just have to escape this shit and relax. So my daughter and I are cracking up watching Auntie Fee cooking videos on you tube.

Posted by: keena at July 16, 2015 11:37 PM (RiTnx)

132 75 Evening morons, how fares the horde?

You know what's the best way to unwind after working 14 hours in the ER? Cold beer and chilling on the ONT.

What is a terrible way to unwind? Not even going home and instead going to another ER for tween behavior drama, and there ain't no f*cking beer here.

P.S. I hate that I was right about my niece.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 16, 2015 11:25 PM (5d2Os)



I'm so sorry, Crank.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2015 11:37 PM (EzgxV)

133
106 That pretty much went out the fucking window today.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 11:30

Fucking windows? Now I know where little windows come from

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 16, 2015 11:37 PM (FnK3f)

134 It is usually the venue that sets the ticket price, not the artist. I think that's why Pearl Jam quit playing larger arenas back when they could fill them.

Happy Birthday, BC!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 16, 2015 11:37 PM (DI417)

135 Ice Station Zebra is still a great Cold War spy who dunit

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 11:38 PM (UYZgt)

136 125 I've been binge watching Bones on Netflix of late.

Careful. That one dude is really a vampire.

Posted by: Splunge at July 16, 2015 11:38 PM (qyomX)

137 69 Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at July 16, 2015 11:23 PM (TRDE0)

Hey Maet, didnt you double unsecret ban this fuckwit the other night when it snuck through after Ace banned it?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 16, 2015 11:38 PM (Vm8WO)

138 Out in Luckenbach, Texas

Ain't nobody feelin' no pain

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2015 11:38 PM (JO9+V)

139 Well not exactly Cluster B, more like B Ark all the Twinkie way down.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 11:39 PM (UYZgt)

140 106 That pretty much went out the fucking window today.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 11:30


I am so enraged I can't think straight, not that my thinking has ever been particularly linear.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 16, 2015 11:39 PM (DI417)

141 Rest easy brothers. I'm so sorry you were taken from this world by such a piece of shit. To the families of our lost brethren, my condolences and prayers go to you. Brothers, you stand relieved, we have the watch now.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 11:39 PM (kmtse)

142 Jihadis and Obama coming
We're finally on our own.
This summer I hear the drumming
Four dead in-

Aw crap, "Chattanooga" does not scan at all.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2015 11:39 PM (ry4ab)

143 Happy birthday, BC!
Happy early birthday, Eris!
Crank, so very sorry.

*waves to Miss Tammy* Book's looking to be about four chapters longer than anticipated. I still don't think anyone will mind.

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 16, 2015 11:40 PM (iuQS7)

144
You're only as old as you feel.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2015 11:21 PM (bLnSU)








I hate that cliche. It denies the fact that we age, getting old is part of life, and is nothing to fear or be ashamed of.

I prefer the idea of "living your life so that age simply doesn't matter".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2015 11:40 PM (egLDQ)

145 Sure! Nice plate of baby liver, sauteed in olive oil. Get livers that have not been crushed, for best flavor.
Posted by: Deborah Nucatola

Chianti and fava beans are NOT optional.

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at July 16, 2015 11:40 PM (rVQpn)

146 Posted by: keena at July 16, 2015 11:37 PM (RiTnx)

I LOVE her. She reminds me so much of one of my great-aunts, only she didn't cuss quite that bad.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 16, 2015 11:40 PM (DI417)

147 135
It is usually the venue that sets the ticket price, not the artist. I
think that's why Pearl Jam quit playing larger arenas back when they
could fill them.

xx

Actually, it might be more accurate to say the promoter is the one who sets the price. They are the ones who rent the venue for the performance.

Although I think some artists have a hand in it- Kid Rock is doing $20 seats here for the summer.

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at July 16, 2015 11:40 PM (9KToF)

148 61
Star Wars: Aftermath is one of the first post-Return of the Jedi, pre-Force Awakens tie-ins that are part of Disneys new plan to flesh out the 30 years between Episodes VI and VII in their new canon.

Entertainment Weekly have now released an extensive excerpt from the novels opening that tells us pretty much what happened immediately after those celebrating crowds on Coruscant brought down the statue of the Emperor at the end of Jedi.

http://tinyurl.com/p6rvqwe


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 16, 2015 11:21 PM (kdS6q)


Eh. Anyone familiar with the old Expanded Universe novels would know that was already established. The X-Wing novel Iron Fist by Aaron Allston. It was established that not long after the statue was pulled down the Stormtroopers came out and opened fire.

Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2015 11:40 PM (zt+N6)

149 Dammit, SMFH, you got dust in my eyes.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2015 11:40 PM (bLnSU)

150 138 69 Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at July 16, 2015 11:23 PM (TRDE0)
Hey Maet, didnt you double unsecret ban this fuckwit the other night when it snuck through after Ace banned it?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 16, 2015 11:38 PM (Vm8WO)


Yeah...well it was more of a double secret mental banning but I'll get the flying monkeys right on it.

Posted by: Maetenloch at July 16, 2015 11:40 PM (pAlYe)

151 {{{Tammy}}}

Nothing wrong with some good 'ol righteous anger.



Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 11:41 PM (kmtse)

152
Neil Young is just plain wrong, again.
Edison cylinders kicked vinyl's ass.

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2015 11:41 PM (9mTYi)

153 I still don't think anyone will mind.
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 16, 2015 11:40 PM (iuQS7)


I damn sure won't! Does this mean you're close to finishing??

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 16, 2015 11:41 PM (DI417)

154 Sure! Nice plate of baby liver, sauteed in olive oil. Get livers that have not been crushed, for best flavor.


Posted by: Deborah Nucatola at July 16, 2015 11:37 PM (qyomX)


Might I suggest some fava beans and a nice Chianti as accompaniment?

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at July 16, 2015 11:41 PM (1apZT)

155 Brown noser.
Apple polisher.

Thread winnahs!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 16, 2015 11:41 PM (kivUY)

156 139
Out in Luckenbach, Texas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jptq7fKHIqQ



Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2015 11:41 PM (ry4ab)

157 Leftist Subjectivism is magical thinking in political form.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 16, 2015 11:28 PM (HalrA)

Yes. So basically they are governed by emotion and the gratifying delusions it produces, not by intellect and reality. Their emotion or "passion" -- and their belief in them -- are so intense (as they need them to be) as to transform reality. One could extend this to say they see themselves as gods in this transformative capability, which they cannot discuss or analyze as it would break down the conceit of divinity. It is why they can never debate anything beyond a certain point, and must in the end demand that others shut up or be incarcerated or even be killed (as each level of their societal control would permit).

Posted by: rrpjr at July 16, 2015 11:42 PM (s/yC1)

158 Nothing wrong with some good 'ol righteous anger.



Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 11:41 PM (kmtse)


Pity the cocksucker who is runnin' the country gin any up.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 16, 2015 11:42 PM (DI417)

159 The "old as you feel" thing was a setup for a joke, but no-one fell for it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2015 11:43 PM (bLnSU)

160 That was my thought buzzion, that it seems Disney and their writers are trying to reorganize the Star Wars universe. A reboot or a retcon, not sure which at the moment.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 11:43 PM (UYZgt)

161 I prefer the idea of "living your life so that age simply doesn't matter".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
------------------------------------
I agree, and..., hold it..., gotta go pee.

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2015 11:43 PM (9mTYi)

162 can't gin any up, damn it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 16, 2015 11:43 PM (DI417)

163 Neil Young is just plain wrong, again.
Edison cylinders kicked vinyl's ass.
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc

Pft. Having the song described to you via smoke signal is the only way to experience music.

Posted by: the world's oldest hipster at July 16, 2015 11:43 PM (rVQpn)

164 Yikes, still $26 + shipping. But is a pretty bird.

http://www.hlj.com/product/HSG65798/Sci

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 11:44 PM (UYZgt)

165
The "old as you feel" thing was a setup for a joke, but no-one fell for it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2015 11:43 PM (bLnSU)








Oh......

Sorry, didn't mean to ruin it.

Okay, I'm lying. I'm not sorry.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2015 11:44 PM (egLDQ)

166 Does this mean you're close to finishing??

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 16, 2015 11:41 PM (DI417)


Eh, closer than I was this time yesterday, but I've still got to get my brain in gear to finish filling in gaps. Been kind of in a funk today, as you might imagine.
Still, progress is progress.

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 16, 2015 11:44 PM (iuQS7)

167 It is why they can never debate anything beyond a certain point, and must in the end demand that others shut up or be incarcerated or even be killed (as each level of their societal control would permit).
Posted by: rrpjr
------------------

If utopia is not being achieved, then someone must suffer!

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2015 11:44 PM (9mTYi)

168 When civilization collapses, these green idiots will be the first on the barbecue.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at July 16, 2015 11:44 PM (oSyzy)

169 73 Happy fun ball is such a lazy layabout.
Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2015 11:25 PM (zt+N6)

Ok, fess up. How long were the 2 of you a couple before the ugly breakup?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 16, 2015 11:45 PM (Vm8WO)

170 I'm good and drunk already. Who's with me???
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:09 PM

Is today your bday?

I'm working on it. Very embarrassing end to a long day of work.

Had to go to a city planning commission as our hist. soc. wanted the city to vacate some of a wide right-of-way so we can build a new building. Well, I walked thru a door and turned towards the city council meeting room. Then walked right into a glass wall!

Blood streaming down, great impression to get our variance.

Posted by: Farmer at July 16, 2015 11:45 PM (o/90i)

171 Neil Young is just plain wrong, again.

Edison cylinders kicked vinyl's ass.

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc



Pft. Having the song described to you via smoke signal is the only way to experience music.

Posted by: the world's oldest hipster at July 16, 2015 11:43 PM (rVQpn)


Ppfftt! Concerto for rock and stick quartet in D Minor was da bomb!!

Posted by: Grok at July 16, 2015 11:46 PM (JO9+V)

172
When civilization collapses, these green idiots will be the first on the barbecue.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at July 16, 2015 11:44 PM (oSyzy)








Hell no. Have you ever tried to clean a hippie????

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 16, 2015 11:46 PM (egLDQ)

173 169 73 Happy fun ball is such a lazy layabout.
Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2015 11:25 PM (zt+N6)

Ok, fess up. How long were the 2 of you a couple before the ugly breakup?


They said "do not taunt happy fun ball." They never said "do not mount happy fun ball."

Posted by: Splunge at July 16, 2015 11:46 PM (qyomX)

174 Just watched Frozen for the first time. Enjoyed it, pretty good flick. The music was catchy, it's stuck in my head, I just can't seem to....


Let it go.


Yeeeeeyahhhhh!

Posted by: Weirddave at July 16, 2015 11:46 PM (WvS3w)

175 Actually, it might be more accurate to say the promoter is the one who sets the price. They are the ones who rent the venue for the performance.

Although I think some artists have a hand in it- Kid Rock is doing $20 seats here for the summer.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at July 16, 2015 11:40 PM (9KToF)

***

Yep. It is an agreement between Talent and Promoter, before any tour shows get planned.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 16, 2015 11:46 PM (cygkw)

176 @98
I love Amy Schumer too. My husband always said women aren't funny but he's DVRd all of her show episodes. She's like a white girl Chappelle. She's coming out with a movie that's supposed to be really funny too. I'm glad she pisses off the SJWs.

Posted by: keena at July 16, 2015 11:46 PM (RiTnx)

177 172 Hell no. Have you ever tried to clean a hippie????

It's just like cooking kidneys. Long soak, many changes of water.

Posted by: Splunge at July 16, 2015 11:47 PM (qyomX)

178 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/621713747107655680

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/621713975571451904

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/621714203510898688

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/621714469761105921

Posted by: kbdabear at July 16, 2015 11:47 PM (GrXXa)

179 SMFH, Bodies is one of my go to songs at 0630 when I finally empty out the ER. The other one is Turn Down For What.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 16, 2015 11:47 PM (5d2Os)

180 So BCochran, how goes the Lego Star Destroyer? About to Force choke anyone??

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 11:47 PM (UYZgt)

181 Happy Birthday, BC!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 16, 2015 11:37 PM (DI417)



Thank you ma'am!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:47 PM (GEICT)

182 Very nice ONT this evening.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 16, 2015 11:47 PM (zauWW)

183 Sen. John Boozman said we spend $82 billion a year on IT and we still got hacked.

$82 FUCKING BILLION!!!!!

You could hire 1,093,333 people at $75,000 per year and have them answer phones and keep paper records on everything for that kind of money.

The story isn't that we got hacked. The story is how extremely stupid and wasteful our federal government is.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 16, 2015 11:48 PM (z+4T3)

184 "Pft. Having the song described to you via smoke signal is the only way to experience music.

Posted by: the world's oldest hipster"

Nah. Converted into Braille whacks everything else in the jewels. You can really feel the nuances.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 16, 2015 11:48 PM (Wo9OY)

185 You're only as old as the girl you're feeling.

Posted by: roman polanski at July 16, 2015 11:48 PM (kivUY)

186 @Tammy: how fun was it to have a relative like Auntie Fee?!?

Posted by: keena at July 16, 2015 11:48 PM (RiTnx)

187 Here's one for you Count, enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAiPsZRZNOI

Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2015 11:48 PM (ry4ab)

188 How do you get the patchouli smell out of the meat?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2015 11:48 PM (JO9+V)

189 Ppfftt! Concerto for rock and stick quartet in D Minor was da bomb!!

Posted by: Grok at July 16, 2015 11:46 PM (JO9+V)


Reminds me of the opening skit for the Spike Jones Show--starts with two cavemen bashing rocks together, runs through highlights of music history, "And then along came Spike Jones!"
Cavemen: *clack clack, clack clack*

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 16, 2015 11:48 PM (iuQS7)

190 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/621714732806868992

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/621715035073568768

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/621715397268508672

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/621715772490932224

Posted by: kbdabear at July 16, 2015 11:48 PM (GrXXa)

191 152
Neil Young is just plain wrong, again.
Edison cylinders kicked vinyl's ass.
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 16, 2015 11:41 PM (9mTYi)

Don't be denied, as tonight's the night

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 16, 2015 11:49 PM (FnK3f)

192 177 @98
I love Amy Schumer too. My husband always said women aren't funny but he's DVRd all of her show episodes. She's like a white girl Chappelle. She's coming out with a movie that's supposed to be really funny too. I'm glad she pisses off the SJWs.


The "white girl Chapelle" analogy is just right.

Posted by: Splunge at July 16, 2015 11:49 PM (qyomX)

193 Ppfftt! Concerto for rock and stick quartet in D Minor was da bomb!!
Posted by: Grok
----------------

You are stealing my copyrighted material. You will be hearing from my lawyers.

Posted by: John Cage at July 16, 2015 11:50 PM (9mTYi)

194 160 That was my thought buzzion, that it seems Disney and their writers are trying to reorganize the Star Wars universe. A reboot or a retcon, not sure which at the moment.


Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 11:43 PM (UYZgt)


Pretty much a reboot I think. There's A LOT of stuff in the expanded universe books. I mean I think they go to about 40-50 years after the Battle of Yavin and cover just about every year of those 40-50 years. So that's almost too much stuff to realign. I think the Wookieepedia has split most of their article into "canon" and "legend" to differentiate.

Posted by: buzzion at July 16, 2015 11:50 PM (zt+N6)

195 181 So BCochran, how goes the Lego Star Destroyer? About to Force choke anyone??

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 16, 2015 11:47 PM (UYZgt)


Ha!

Haven't started it yet.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:50 PM (GEICT)

196 >> Have you ever tried to clean a hippie????


Fire is the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Garrett at July 16, 2015 11:51 PM (FFWfx)

197 178 172 Hell no. Have you ever tried to clean a hippie????

It's just like cooking kidneys. Long soak, many changes of water.

Posted by: Splunge at July 16, 2015 11:47 PM (qyomX)



And, yet....




"Most of all he liked grilled mutton kidneys which gave to his palate a fine tang of faintly scented urine."

Posted by: Leopold Bloom at July 16, 2015 11:51 PM (EzgxV)

198 Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith,

Hi.

I found someone who might be worth contacting.

He is a cardiac research guy at Temple University.

Dr. Fabio Recchia.

Posted by: eman at July 16, 2015 11:53 PM (MQEz6)

199 Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 16, 2015 11:44 PM (iuQS7)

I don't mean to be so pesty! But I can't help it!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 16, 2015 11:53 PM (DI417)

200 Bad news today Horde: My father was diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer today. Without treatment the doctor gives him six months. He starts chemo next week. I have been crying all day. Please, pray for us. His will be done. Thank you all.

Posted by: jmel at July 16, 2015 11:53 PM (HdGYQ)

201 Blood streaming down, great impression to get our variance.
Posted by: Farmer at July 16, 2015 11:45 PM

You ok?
So how stoned were you?,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 16, 2015 11:53 PM (FnK3f)

202 184 The story isn't that we got hacked. The story is how extremely stupid and wasteful our federal government is.

Exactly. The Obamacare websites didn't fail because Obama is an incompetent manager, though he is. They failed because only the dregs went through the process to get certified for selling things to the Government. They had to pick one of those, no choice. Then the choice outsourced to India, to increase income, and the outsourcing companies went nuts with the shortcuts and created an unmaintanable failed abomination.

Posted by: Splunge at July 16, 2015 11:53 PM (qyomX)

203 >>>Pft. Having the song described to you via smoke signal is the only way to experience music.

Posted by: the world's oldest hipster at July 16, 2015 11:43 PM (rVQpn)<<<

Reminds me of my childhood. **single tear streams down high cheekbone**

Posted by: Iron Eyes Elizabeth Warren at July 16, 2015 11:53 PM (t2xH3)

204 "Star Wars: Aftermath is one of the first post-Return
of the Jedi, pre-Force Awakens tie-ins that are part of Disneys new
plan to flesh out the 30 years between Episodes VI and VII in their new
canon.

Entertainment Weekly have now released an extensive
excerpt from the novels opening that tells us pretty much what happened
immediately after those celebrating crowds on Coruscant brought down the
statue of the Emperor at the end of Jedi.

http://tinyurl.com/p6rvqwe


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix"

Somebody in that organization really really hates Zahn.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 16, 2015 11:53 PM (Wo9OY)

205 Thoughts and prayers, jmel.

He is the ultimate healer, but we never understand His ways. All the thoughts and prayers for you and yours.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:54 PM (GEICT)

206 >>"Most of all he liked grilled mutton kidneys which gave to his palate a fine tang of faintly scented urine."



Well, let me slip out of these Poise Undergarments and give you a little treat.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 16, 2015 11:55 PM (FFWfx)

207 197 "Most of all he liked grilled mutton kidneys which gave to his palate a fine tang of faintly scented urine."

I don't know the quote, but I do know that this is why we soak.

Posted by: Splunge at July 16, 2015 11:55 PM (qyomX)

208 No Ricardo tonight? I was going to remind him that a nearby butcher celebrates EID if he wanted to get in on the muzzie goat blood dance party tomorrow.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 16, 2015 11:55 PM (zauWW)

209 Rest easy brothers. I'm so sorry you were taken from this world by such a piece of shit. To the families of our lost brethren, my condolences and prayers go to you. Brothers, you stand relieved, we have the watch now.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 11:39 PM

My condolences to their families.

Do you know what our CIC did today after this attack on American soil?

Issued a greeting to some damn Islamic holiday and then took off for a Broadway show. I would never have believed this of a US president until this azzhole.

Posted by: Farmer at July 16, 2015 11:55 PM (o/90i)

210 Happy Birthday Cochran. It's all downhill after 30!

Ms Tammy!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 16, 2015 11:56 PM (Vm8WO)

211 Basically, everything either rocks or is getting it's ass kicked. Because that's how cool people talk. One more thing I want to mention tonight, is Dave's blog.

Posted by: Neil Young at July 16, 2015 11:56 PM (eKJf5)

212
jmel - All of my thoughts and prayers are with you and your dad.

Posted by: John Cage at July 16, 2015 11:57 PM (9mTYi)

213 200 Bad news today Horde: My father was diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer today. Without treatment the doctor gives him six months. He starts chemo next week. I have been crying all day. Please, pray for us. His will be done. Thank you all.

Posted by: jmel at July 16, 2015 11:53 PM (HdGYQ)



Sorry to hear, jmel. May His will find space for mercy and comfort.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2015 11:57 PM (EzgxV)

214 Damn jmel, best wishes.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 16, 2015 11:57 PM (zauWW)

215 Prayers up jmel, that's hard.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 16, 2015 11:57 PM (5d2Os)

216 209 Do you know what our CIC did today after this attack on American soil?

Issued a greeting to some damn Islamic holiday and then took off for a Broadway show. I would never have believed this of a US president until this azzhole.


Step 1: Buy a copy of the DSM-V
Step 2: Look up "Narcissistic Personality Disorder"

Posted by: Splunge at July 16, 2015 11:57 PM (qyomX)

217 Thanks, bebe!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 16, 2015 11:58 PM (GEICT)

218 Thank you, eman. I will check him out.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 16, 2015 11:58 PM (bLnSU)

219 208 No Ricardo tonight? I was going to remind him that a nearby butcher celebrates EID if he wanted to get in on the muzzie goat blood dance party tomorrow.
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 16, 2015 11:55 PM (zauWW)

Go pick up a $100 or so of it for him. I know he will appreciate it

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 16, 2015 11:58 PM (FnK3f)

220 Posted by: rrpjr at July 16, 2015 11:42 PM (s/yC1)

That's a very good analysis. Similar to ideas I've seen before, but I think you might be breaking some new ground here.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 16, 2015 11:59 PM (HalrA)

221 207 197 "Most of all he liked grilled mutton kidneys which gave to his palate a fine tang of faintly scented urine."

I don't know the quote, but I do know that this is why we soak.

Posted by: Splunge at July 16, 2015 11:55 PM (qyomX)



Google the nic.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2015 11:59 PM (EzgxV)

222 200
Bad news today Horde: My father was diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer
today. Without treatment the doctor gives him six months. He starts
chemo next week. I have been crying all day. Please, pray for us. His
will be done. Thank you all.

Posted by: jmel at July 16, 2015 11:53 PM

xx

Prayers to you and your Father jmel.

I lost my Mom to lung cancer, it is a brutal, brutal disease.

You have a hard road ahead. I'm so sorry for all of you.

((hugs))

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at July 16, 2015 11:59 PM (9KToF)

223 Look up "Narcissistic Personality Disorder"
Posted by: Splunge
---------------

"Psychopathy"

Posted by: John Cage at July 16, 2015 11:59 PM (9mTYi)

224 Here's one for you Count, enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAiPsZRZNOI


Posted by: exdem13 at July 16, 2015 11:48 PM (ry4ab)


Thanks!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 16, 2015 11:59 PM (JO9+V)

225
She was misheard: Its time to nipple, its one o'clock.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 16, 2015 11:59 PM (ODxAs)

226 Prayers up, jmel.

Damn...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 16, 2015 11:59 PM (kmtse)

227 Current MSN headline...

Investigators seek Motive for Tennessee shootings...


/FACEPALM

Posted by: BB Wolf at July 16, 2015 11:59 PM (qh617)

228 183 Sen. John Boozman said we spend $82 billion a year on IT and we still got hacked
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 16, 2015 11:48 PM (z+4T3)

There. Was. NO. Hacking. The Chinese were invited in as IT subcontractors & given the master keys.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 17, 2015 12:00 AM (Vm8WO)

229 Hey bebe

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 12:00 AM (kmtse)

230 Bad news today Horde: My father was diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer today. Without treatment the doctor gives him six months. He starts chemo next week. I have been crying all day. Please, pray for us. His will be done. Thank you all.
Posted by: jmel at July 16, 2015 11:53 PM

Prayers up from here for you and your family.

Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2015 12:00 AM (o/90i)

231 200 Bad news today Horde: My father was diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer today. Without treatment the doctor gives him six months. He starts chemo next week. I have been crying all day. Please, pray for us. His will be done. Thank you all.

jmel, really sorry to hear it. My mother survived stage 4 cancer for over a decade and counting, but it was not in her f*ing lungs. All my hopes for a happy resolution. It does happen.

Posted by: Splunge at July 17, 2015 12:00 AM (qyomX)

232 Investigators seek Motive for Tennessee shootings...
---------

Look for a Confederate flag.

Posted by: John Cage at July 17, 2015 12:01 AM (9mTYi)

233 jmel - incoming - I hope the news gets better and not worse - miracles for you and him

I met a 19-year-old in transplant clinic who had someone else's heart and both lungs - for several years. Walkin' and talkin'.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 17, 2015 12:01 AM (bLnSU)

234 227
Current MSN headline...



Investigators seek Motive for Tennessee shootings...

Alternate headline:

MSN seeks way to remove Islam in a shooting involving a man named Mohammad.

Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at July 17, 2015 12:01 AM (9KToF)

235 200
Bad news today Horde: My father was diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer
today. Without treatment the doctor gives him six months. He starts
chemo next week. I have been crying all day. Please, pray for us. His
will be done. Thank you all.
-------------
Holy moly, what an unwelcome surprise today. I know some people who have undergone stage 4 chemo, it did arrest the cancer but oh boy was it a test... May the LORD in Heaven restore your father's health.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 17, 2015 12:01 AM (ry4ab)

236 Please, pray for us. His will be done. Thank you all.
Posted by: jmel at July 16, 2015 11:53 PM



Done. For you, your father and your family: strength and peace.




(and...miss you Dad!)

Posted by: TJ Camper at July 17, 2015 12:02 AM (o1sfH)

237 Prayers jmel and. Best wishes

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 17, 2015 12:02 AM (FnK3f)

238 Off with hippy faux-composer sock

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:02 AM (9mTYi)

239 228 There. Was. NO. Hacking. The Chinese were invited in as IT subcontractors & given the master keys.

We did nothing of the sort. We merely gave them the root password, which as assume is some sort of tree-related thing. Trees are very friendly.

Posted by: OPM Management at July 17, 2015 12:02 AM (qyomX)

240 234 227
Current MSN headline...



Investigators seek Motive for Tennessee shootings...

Alternate headline:

MSN seeks way to remove Islam in a shooting involving a man named Mohammad.


Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at July 17, 2015 12:01 AM (9KToF)


involving a Man named mohammad, shooting at US Marines...

even worser....

Posted by: BB Wolf at July 17, 2015 12:02 AM (qh617)

241 Posted by: keena at July 16, 2015 11:48 PM (RiTnx)

Pretty fucking fun!

She really didn't cuss too much at all, the occasional damn or shell or shit if she got real mad, but she was really funny and all wound up like Auntie Fee.

She hated flies with a purple passion and that is one area she did cuss in. Every time she'd swat one, she'd holler out "I got that sumbitch!" and so forth.

Well, one day the preacher and his very sweet wife came by for a visit, and as Southerners are wont, they stood in the open doorway a good while chatting, and my little cousin April, who was all of four years old, politely told my aunt that a bunch of sumbitches were getting in the house!


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 17, 2015 12:03 AM (DI417)

242 Posted by: jmel

Lost my grandma to lung cancer 11 months ago. It's difficult to watch. You & your family are in my thoughts and prayers.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at July 17, 2015 12:03 AM (rVQpn)

243 There was 'no hacking' just as there is no spoon.

Oyasumi.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2015 12:03 AM (UYZgt)

244
Slight correction to an above commentor, we didn't get hacked, we gave them root access.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 17, 2015 12:03 AM (ODxAs)

245 227
Current MSN headline...



Investigators seek Motive for Tennessee shootings...





/FACEPALM
/FACEPALM

When a single one isn't good enough...

Posted by: exdem13 at July 17, 2015 12:03 AM (ry4ab)

246 Please, pray for us. His will be done. Thank you all.


Absolutely.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 17, 2015 12:04 AM (DI417)

247 *All Internet Ghandi Quotes Are Fake*

But you better believe my words are backed with nuclear weapons.

Posted by: Ghandi, circa late game civ at July 16, 2015 11:13 PM (ZbV+0)


What about the one where he said the Jews should just kill themselves to somehow shame Hitler?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2015 12:04 AM (u1NJn)

248 Farmer,

Yeah, I heard about his Happy Eid bullshit.

Currently discussing that with fellow DVs on FB.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 12:04 AM (kmtse)

249 200 Posted by: jmel at July 16, 2015 11:53 PM (HdGYQ)

Done. Fuck cancer.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 17, 2015 12:05 AM (Vm8WO)

250 Reuters - "Investigators seek motive behind Tennessee shooting rampage"

------

Why..., it's almost as if there is a pattern in the media.

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:05 AM (9mTYi)

251 206
>>"Most of all he liked grilled mutton kidneys which gave to his palate a fine tang of faintly scented urine."







Well, let me slip out of these Poise Undergarments and give you a little treat.


DO. NOT. WANT.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 17, 2015 12:05 AM (ry4ab)

252 Blood streaming down, great impression to get our variance.
Posted by: Farmer at July 16, 2015 11:45 PM

You ok?
So how stoned were you?,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 16, 2015 11:53 PM

Small cut, nice knot on the head. And I knocked the u out of "City Council Chamber". LOL

Perfectly sober, I thought about a drink or 2 before I went over, but refrained because it was business. It has happened before the idiots need to put stickers on the glass or something. At least they clean it very well!

Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2015 12:06 AM (o/90i)

253 221 Google the nic.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2015 11:59 PM (EzgxV)


Ok, did that. Never read it. And if Ace says the next book club thread is about James Joyce, I'm out. Can't do convoluted prose. Even Pynchon was too much.

Posted by: Splunge at July 17, 2015 12:06 AM (qyomX)

254 /FACEPALM
/FACEPALM

When a single one isn't good enough...


No one has ever escaped the facepalm.

http://tinyurl.com/qctjj5w


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 17, 2015 12:07 AM (W5DcG)

255 Somebody in that organization really really hates Zahn.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert


Good.

He's an illiterate fucknut.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2015 12:07 AM (VY8H5)

256 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 16, 2015 11:56 PM (Vm8WO)

Hello!!! Please give Gushie a hug for me next time you see her.

I think I'm checking out early, my heart isn't in it tonight.

God bless the families of the fallen, and God have mercy on our country.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 17, 2015 12:07 AM (DI417)

257 Apparently Neil Young, noted hater of "tar sands" oil, is going to be doing a concert later this month or next in Ft. MacMurray, heart of the Alberta oilsands industry. Should be interesting.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2015 12:07 AM (u1NJn)

258 Bad news today Horde: My father was diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer today. Without treatment the doctor gives him six months. He starts chemo next week. I have been crying all day. Please, pray for us. His will be done. Thank you all.

Posted by: jmel at July 16, 2015 11:53 PM (HdGYQ)


Thoughts & Prayers

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 17, 2015 12:07 AM (7YlUk)

259 Niters Tammy.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 12:07 AM (kmtse)

260 245 Investigators seek Motive for Tennessee shootings...

Well, if you rule out Islam up front, as of course we all must, what else is left? It's like a locked-room mystery.

Posted by: Brian Williams at July 17, 2015 12:07 AM (qyomX)

261 SMFH!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 17, 2015 12:08 AM (Vm8WO)

262 Good night, Miss Tammy

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:08 AM (9mTYi)

263 254
/FACEPALM

/FACEPALM



When a single one isn't good enough...



No one has ever escaped the facepalm.



http://tinyurl.com/qctjj5w


--------------
YES!

Posted by: exdem13 at July 17, 2015 12:09 AM (ry4ab)

264 251 Well, let me slip out of these Poise Undergarments and give you a little treat.

DO. NOT. WANT.


Huma does. Or at least she had better do a good job of pretending, if she knows what is good for her.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 17, 2015 12:10 AM (qyomX)

265 Prayers for Jmel.

Good night, Tammy!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 17, 2015 12:10 AM (wKc1L)

266 I was a kid in the early 80s, and I remember an older, cooler kid, who had this poster on his bedroom door. It said "Hey Iran", and had Mickey Mouse giving the finger. Wish I could get that poster today...

Posted by: Chris M at July 17, 2015 12:10 AM (6RZos)

267 >>>There. Was. NO. Hacking. The Chinese were invited in as IT subcontractors given the master keys.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 17, 2015 12:00 AM (Vm8WO)<<<

Mitt Romney told us all the Chines were a threat. But as Candyland Crowley brilliantly pointed out, Mitt Romney was always wrong. So it was a wise idea to trust the Chinese!!!

Posted by: Katherine Archuleta, the first Latina to run and resign in disgrace from OPM at July 17, 2015 12:10 AM (t2xH3)

268 253 221 Google the nic.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2015 11:59 PM (EzgxV)

Ok, did that. Never read it. And if Ace says the next book club thread is about James Joyce, I'm out. Can't do convoluted prose. Even Pynchon was too much.

Posted by: Splunge at July 17, 2015 12:06 AM (qyomX)



I've also never read it.....thought it was an amusing conceit, and could imagine maybe writing it [at one point in High School, I put together a promotional brochure for Venezuelan Beaver Cheese] -- but could never come up with a good reason to actually read it.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 12:10 AM (EzgxV)

269 Yet more proof that MTV has gone full SJW:

http://www.whitesquad.com/

The "Privacy Policy" and "Terms & Condidtions" at the bottom direct to an MTV branded website.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 17, 2015 12:10 AM (7YlUk)

270 260
245 Investigators seek Motive for Tennessee shootings...



Well, if you rule out Islam up front, as of course we all must, what else is left? It's like a locked-room mystery.

It's called "workplace violence", according to the White House.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 17, 2015 12:10 AM (ry4ab)

271 It's like a locked-room mystery.
Posted by: Brian
---------------------

I am less certain about that.
The guy was driving a Mustang convertible.
*ponders who else we know that drive Mustang convertibles*

*casts wary eye at TR and GGE*

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:10 AM (9mTYi)

272 263 254
/FACEPALM

/FACEPALM



When a single one isn't good enough...



No one has ever escaped the facepalm.



http://tinyurl.com/qctjj5w


--------------
YES!



Posted by: exdem13 at July 17, 2015 12:09 AM (ry4ab)


That image's butchering of the word "completely" requires a triple facepalm.

Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 12:10 AM (zt+N6)

273 266 I was a kid in the early 80s, and I remember an older, cooler kid, who had this poster on his bedroom door. It said "Hey Iran", and had Mickey Mouse giving the finger. Wish I could get that poster today...

Even The Simpsons had a T-shirt, suitably obscured, which read "Ayatollah Assaholia."

Posted by: Splunge at July 17, 2015 12:11 AM (qyomX)

274 256 Please give Gushie a hug for me next time you see her. I think I'm checking out early, my heart isn't in it tonight.
God bless the families of the fallen, and God have mercy on our country.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 17, 2015 12:07 AM

This weekend, will do. Muah

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 17, 2015 12:12 AM (Vm8WO)

275 as Candyland Crowley brilliantly pointed out, Mitt Romney was always wrong

I'm suddenly very interested in her opinion of Jeb.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 17, 2015 12:12 AM (zauWW)

276 Prayers Jmel know what your'e going through. Be strong.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 17, 2015 12:12 AM (ucDmr)

277 If I put my penis in a table-top vise and crank about 150 ft-lbs of squeeze on it will I get an award for courage from ESPN?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at July 16, 2015 11:27 PM (lz5vi)


Only if you set fire to the barn first.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2015 12:12 AM (u1NJn)

278 Heya bebe

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 12:12 AM (kmtse)

279 Neil Young can eat a bag of dicks.

That is all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2015 12:13 AM (oZr5y)

280 Even The Simpsons had a T-shirt, suitably obscured, which read "Ayatollah Assaholia."

Posted by: Splunge at July 17, 2015 12:11 AM (qyomX)


Ah yes. The block sale. Wasn't that the episode that actually had H.W. Bush move into the neighborhood?

Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 12:13 AM (zt+N6)

281 It's like a locked-room mystery.
Posted by: Brian

It was clearly a frame-job. The white, Christian CEO who's a self-hating, closeted homosexual shot those men and tied to pin it on the innocent muslim.

Posted by: Cops on Law & Order: CSYSUVPT Blue at July 17, 2015 12:13 AM (rVQpn)

282 There. Was. NO. Hacking. The Chinese were invited in as IT subcontractors & given the master keys.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 17, 2015 12:00 AM

Do you have a link to any source for this? I've heard it, but need to prove it to my IT wife, she finds it incomprehensible.

Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2015 12:14 AM (o/90i)

283 There. Was. NO. Hacking. The Chinese were invited in as IT subcontractors & given the master keys.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy


So if you hand over your laptop to an IT repair shop they have the right to d/l everything on the cloud and on your hD?

No, right?

See, here's the thing, the US courts have found no unmitigated access to systems. Hacking is unauthorized access of files. It doesn't require breaking passwords.

OPM handed over the keys in a severe breach of protocol and law, *and* the Chinese hacked the D/Bs.

Those two clusterfucks aren't mutually exclusive.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2015 12:14 AM (VY8H5)

284 *ponders who else we know that drive Mustang convertibles*

I drove the GT and found it to be too damn slow, hence the insanely overpowered Challenger in the driveway that has never been over 120.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 17, 2015 12:14 AM (zauWW)

285 I don't mean to be so pesty! But I can't help it!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 16, 2015 11:53 PM (DI417)


LOL! No worries--I'm just glad you're looking forward to it!
And on that note, I think I'll check out myself and try to write a while. Catch the rest of you good folks later.

And prayers up, jmel.

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at July 17, 2015 12:15 AM (iuQS7)

286 Do you have a link to any source for this? I've heard it, but need to prove it to my IT wife, she finds it incomprehensible.

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Incomprehensible is the new black for this administration.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2015 12:16 AM (oZr5y)

287 282 Do you have a link to any source for this?
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2015 12:14 AM (o/90i)

There were multiple stories linked here that stayed shay really happened.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 17, 2015 12:17 AM (Vm8WO)

288 That image's butchering of the word "completely" requires a triple facepalm.
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 12:10 AM (zt+N6)


Ha! That compeltly escaped me!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 17, 2015 12:17 AM (W5DcG)

289
But, instead, we've had gay marriage rammed-through by judicial fiat, and I'll cash my schadenfreude residuals every time a male/male marriage ends up in notoriously anti-masculine Family Court.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2015 11:34 PM (EzgxV)

I have already done some of these in my practice. Unioned less than a week. In divorce court before the wet spot even dries.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 17, 2015 12:17 AM (X0W1s)

290 Prayers for your dad, for you and the rest of your family, Jmel,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 12:18 AM (OSs/l)

291 Alright, so the bottle of booze is empty. I've made up for not drinking on my bday last night.

Who want's to fight?

Come on asshole, let's go.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:18 AM (GEICT)

292 Who want's to fight?

Come on asshole, let's go.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:18 AM (GEICT)


Did you have fun at your forced birthday celebrations?

Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 12:19 AM (zt+N6)

293 hence the insanely overpowered Challenger in the driveway that has never been over 120.
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget
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It isn't the top speed...., it's how long that it takes you to get there. There are no statutory limits on acceleration. Thus your Charger is just the right thing..., for a Mopar guy.

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:20 AM (9mTYi)

294
I drove the GT and found it to be too damn slow, hence the insanely overpowered Challenger in the driveway that has never been over 120.

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Pro Tip: buy German and take European delivery.

Key word: Autobahn

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2015 12:20 AM (oZr5y)

295 Geraldo is so smart! He says "wheel barrel" multiple times on Hannity.

Posted by: Kalneva at July 17, 2015 12:20 AM (zo/PD)

296 291: Share your feelings with the group.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 17, 2015 12:21 AM (ucDmr)

297 Who want's to fight?

Come on asshole, let's go.
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* climbs to rooftop, with rifle*

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:21 AM (9mTYi)

298 Michael Medved just came on in my area, and of course he's talking up what an exciting horse-race the Republican primary is shaping up to be. He's utterly captivated by this mythical three-way race between Jeb, teh Roob, and Walker.

Considering Roob is just in it to help Jeb (for which Roob will be nicely rewarded by the Chamber of Cronyists), well, gee, I wonder which of those three will win the nomination?

I have to admit, I still enjoy listening to Medved talk about history when he's broadcasting on a holiday, but otherwise... ucch. When I notice that I'm hearing his voice come out of my radio, I quickly turn it off.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 17, 2015 12:21 AM (wKc1L)

299 Come on asshole, let's go.

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Ever experienced my internet haymaker?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2015 12:21 AM (oZr5y)

300 Did you have fun at your forced birthday celebrations?
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 12:19 AM (zt+N6)



Ha! BDay went more or less like planned. No party/dinner. Stopped by parents' for a bit. Wife came up with an awesome present that totally surprised. Youngsters were cute with their gifts.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:22 AM (GEICT)

301 Prayers for your whole family, Jmel.

Prayers for strength for you, especially.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 17, 2015 12:23 AM (RzZOc)

302 Love the Challenger. Always did. Friend of mine had a 70, 440 six pack. What a beast back in the day.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 17, 2015 12:23 AM (ucDmr)

303 I'm getting old, need to dye my hair blue. Wasn't afraid to take the Maxima up to it's 140 something software limit but these days I'm not comfortable with how long it takes to get from 120 back down to a reasonable speed.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 17, 2015 12:24 AM (zauWW)

304 * climbs to rooftop, with rifle*
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:21 AM (9mTYi)



There's a Facebook group I'm a part of that advertises a tshirt that says "when all else fails....vote from the rooftops.."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:24 AM (GEICT)

305 Come on asshole, let's go.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:18 AM (GEICT)

***

*Flips table and throws bottle*

Yeah. Lets do this.....!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 17, 2015 12:24 AM (2z4UX)

306 Damn, that didn't work. Ok let's try this. You know that Lego ATT Walker you enjoyed putting together? Its not from the Clone Wars TV series. Its from the movies you swear don't exist.

Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 12:24 AM (zt+N6)

307 Geraldo is so smart! He says "wheel barrel" multiple times on Hannity.
Posted by: Kalneva

Yeah, wheel barrel. It's a fuckin' barrel with wheels on it. I used one for big dope harvests until I had the good mind thought or whatever of getting Trevor and Correy to steal a box truck. Cuz Trevor and Correy are fuckin dumb.

Posted by: Ricky at July 17, 2015 12:24 AM (rVQpn)

308 fuckin eh of a day

enough 'lone wolves' and we will have a fuckin wolf pack

Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 12:26 AM (u8n3X)

309 Desmond has a barrel in the market place.

Posted by: Paul McCartney at July 17, 2015 12:26 AM (oZr5y)

310 305 Come on asshole, let's go.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:18 AM (GEICT)

Dude. Calm down. I wasn't staring at your mother...wife?...well, shit.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 17, 2015 12:27 AM (X0W1s)

311 Oh bla di

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 17, 2015 12:28 AM (W5DcG)

312 Mollie is a ringer for my hand.

Posted by: Paul McCartney at July 17, 2015 12:28 AM (oZr5y)

313 289
But, instead, we've had gay marriage rammed-through by judicial fiat, and I'll cash my schadenfreude residuals every time a male/male marriage ends up in notoriously anti-masculine Family Court.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2015 11:34 PM (EzgxV)

I have already done some of these in my practice. Unioned less than a week. In divorce court before the wet spot even dries.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 17, 2015 12:17 AM (X0W1s)




Yep. Maybe ya might want to patch the holes in the leaky lifeboat before inviting more people in. And, just perhaps, maybe some of those who think "oh, a lifeboat -- let's jump into it" might want to consider its condition before they do so. We are all now going to experience a clusterfark of epic proportions with each and every, "our judicial style guide says to always award child custody to the mother, so James and Steve are SOL" decision.




I hope that someone, somewhere, some day, does straighten out all the 200+ years of crap laws and regulations that use "husband", "wife", or "spouse" as a shortcut......but it won't be before many lives have been deeply harmed.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 12:28 AM (EzgxV)

314 *Flips table and throws bottle*

Yeah. Lets do this.....!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 17, 2015 12:24 AM (2z4UX)



*hammered*

Lets go bitch!

Unrelated, but let me be clear........Trump is a buffoon and so are those that support him. There. I feel better getting that out there.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:28 AM (GEICT)

315 Trying to watch Kill Me 3 Times.

Boring. As. Shite.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 17, 2015 12:29 AM (VY8H5)

316 Youngsters were cute with their gifts.
Posted by: BCochran1981
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Quick story. A week ago, a cousin passed to me a camera that had belonged to my grandfather. It had originally been passed to the oldest grandchild, and has now made it's way to me. No one is interested in film anymore..., except me.

Looking down into the bottom of the camera case, I found a Christmas tag. It turns out that my father had given the camera to his father, and tagged it as being from my sister and I, as we were far too young to have had anything to do with it.

So, save such things BC..., they have meaning.

BTW, that camera went to the 1952 Olympics in Helsinki.

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:29 AM (9mTYi)

317 Good evening, y'all. Stoked that my meager contribution made it into the ONT content. It's my fervent hope that one day the majority of the current administration will be thus interred.

Posted by: Country Singer at July 17, 2015 12:30 AM (nL0sw)

318 >> that camera went to the 1952 Olympics in Helsinki.

any pics of Finnish hotties?

Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 12:30 AM (u8n3X)

319 Trump is a buffoon
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Even buffoons may be useful.

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:31 AM (9mTYi)

320 312 Mollie is a ringer for my hand.

Posted by: Paul McCartney at July 17, 2015 12:28 AM (oZr5y)



OK, that one got a laugh.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 12:31 AM (EzgxV)

321 Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:29 AM (9mTYi)



The youngsters colored/created their own bday gifts. And they were adorable.

Nothing like the eldest child thinking you're a super hero.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:31 AM (GEICT)

322 310 305 Come on asshole, let's go.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:18 AM (GEICT)

Dude. Calm down. I wasn't staring at your mother...wife?...well, shit.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 17, 2015 12:27 AM (X0W1s)



That line might work better at starting a real fight with DC.

Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 12:32 AM (zt+N6)

323 Nothing like the eldest child thinking you're a super hero.
Posted by: BC
----------------

Oh, oh. Not with tights, I hope...

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:32 AM (9mTYi)

324 #289: I'm waiting for a court in one of the 48 states with presumptive paternity to tell a lesbian whose "wife" cheated on her with a dude that she's that kid's father, as the law requires.

I'm not exactly holding my breath on that one, though. But at least the inevitably hypocritical decision should produce some good unintentional comedy.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 17, 2015 12:33 AM (wKc1L)

325 so is burning a rainbow flag a hate crime?

how about a CBF? that a hate crime?

Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 12:33 AM (u8n3X)

326 Even buffoons may be useful.

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:31 AM (9mTYi)


True. But consider me part of the establishment on this one. Trump is a buffoon that does little to nothing to advance the conservative cause. The sooner he flames out, the better.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:33 AM (GEICT)

327 But, instead, we've had gay marriage rammed-through by judicial fiat,
and I'll cash my schadenfreude residuals every time a male/male marriage
ends up in notoriously anti-masculine Family Court.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 16, 2015 11:34 PM (EzgxV)

Gonna be fun in paternity suits - prove it.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 17, 2015 12:34 AM (NaeCR)

328 I'm not exactly holding my breath on that one, though. But at least the inevitably hypocritical decision should produce some good unintentional comedy.
Posted by: Prothonotary
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Wasn't there a case where the sperm donor to a lesbian couple was held responsible for child support?

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:34 AM (9mTYi)

329 Oh, oh. Not with tights, I hope...
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:32 AM (9mTYi)



I look dead fucking sexy in tights.


Last year I was on stage as the Hulk. You just let me now if you need the link. ;-)

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:35 AM (GEICT)

330 >>>Geraldo is so smart! He says "wheel barrel" multiple times on Hannity.

Posted by: Kalneva at July 17, 2015 12:20 AM (zo/PD)<<<

I'll show him a fuckin' barrel...

Posted by: The Barrel at July 17, 2015 12:35 AM (t2xH3)

331 i have not watched late night tv for a long time. When did it go totally off the rails? It is a fuckin wasteland.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 17, 2015 12:35 AM (ucDmr)

332 Do you have a link to any source for this? I've heard it, but need to prove it to my IT wife, she finds it incomprehensible.
Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2015 12:14 AM (o/90i)


I am about to fall alseep, but:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/o8fhyef

You can also search on,line for "chinese opm root" to find many more.

A contractor discovered that another contractor had subcontractors in China Mainland with full access privileges, not only could they access the data they could change it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 17, 2015 12:36 AM (bLnSU)

333 Farmer,
Yeah, I heard about his Happy Eid bullshit.
Currently discussing that with fellow DVs on FB.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 12:04 AM

Boy is he a clueless idiot about this country But that happens when you are raised by commies and go to a Madrassa in Indonesia.

We have an Islamic Worship Center across the street from us in our small town in IL. Actually it would be the closest one for relatives if Obama got his wish to relocate the Guatanamono terrorists to Thompson. Yikes.

Here the Muslims are all docs and engineers. But how do we know what one of their kids they drag in there wouldn't go wackadoo some day?

Saw this shooters home on TV, Dad had a house worth over $200,000. Guessing he's in one of those categories.

Now I'm glad we're not a military instillation, but who knows about these crazy f*ckers. We have 2 labs. My wife walked them both outside when some Muzzie looked to buy the house next door.

She worked w/ some at the DOT that were OK, but this one made his wife sit in the car w/ the kids (head covered) while he did the walk thru.



Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2015 12:36 AM (o/90i)

334 Even buffoons may be useful.

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:31 AM (9mTYi)


Indeed. If he manages to prod the "mainstream" GOP contenders into making some substantial commitments on border security, well and good. And if the GOP, in their venality and stupidity, ends up selecting a squish like Jeb Bush, I hope that Trumps runs third party, and dorks them in the squeakhole, but good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2015 12:36 AM (u1NJn)

335 I'll show him a fuckin' barrel...

Posted by: The Barrel

In Soviet navy, barrel fuck you.

Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at July 17, 2015 12:36 AM (rVQpn)

336 The sooner he flames out, the better.
Posted by: BC
----------------

I do not disagree, but consider that most of GOPe will heave a sigh of relief when he is out. That fact alone should give pause.

My great concern is that he might go independent.

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:37 AM (9mTYi)

337 331 i have not watched late night tv for a long time. When did it go totally off the rails?

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The cancellation of The Golden Girls?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2015 12:37 AM (oZr5y)

338
I hope that someone, somewhere, some day, does straighten out all the 200+ years of crap laws and regulations that use "husband", "wife", or "spouse" as a shortcut......but it won't be before many lives have been deeply harmed.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 12:28 AM (EzgxV)

I can't say it enough. Marriage laws are not about love. It's about divying up property, income and kids when the relationship goes all to hell. Love Wins! my ass. Did the QWERTYS really believe that malarkey?

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 17, 2015 12:37 AM (X0W1s)

339 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:33 AM (GEICT)

"The 2nd Amendment is right, not a privilege. The small minority of anti-everything activists may be vocal, but we have facts, and the Constitution, on our side."

Yup......

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2015 12:37 AM (Zu3d9)

340 Maybe ya might want to patch the holes in the leaky lifeboat before inviting more people in.

Reminds me of the crowded boats heading from Africa to southern Europe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 17, 2015 12:37 AM (W5DcG)

341 324 #289: I'm waiting for a court in one of the 48 states with presumptive paternity to tell a lesbian whose "wife" cheated on her with a dude that she's that kid's father, as the law requires.

I'm not exactly holding my breath on that one, though. But at least the inevitably hypocritical decision should produce some good unintentional comedy.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 17, 2015 12:33 AM (wKc1L)




Yeppers....might've been smarter to dust those cobwebs out of the corners before you moved in -- but you got a court to give you the keys.




And, BTW, even though it's more convenient for the state, there is nothing morally right or fair in creating an 18-year liability for a cuckold out of thin air.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 12:38 AM (EzgxV)

342 Five Mosques listed in Chattanooga.

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:38 AM (9mTYi)

343 Calvin describes part of the Alinsky strategy:

http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2015/02/28

But it can also work for us, as seen in the resistance to the assault rifle registration law passed in New York and almost universally ignored by the residents thereof.

I saw a Gallup poll today on the Supreme Court -- Approval of the SC is at 18% for Republicans, a record low, but at 76% for Dems, a record high.

The polarization of the US continues apace.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 17, 2015 12:39 AM (BurFY)

344 Even buffoons may be useful.

It's really liberating when you realize that all of the GOP candidates are buffoons. I have never stayed home on election day. Sure I voted for some stoner libertarians instead of the RINOs but every election starting with Nixon I showed up to vote. 2016, I'm thinking about staying home.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 17, 2015 12:40 AM (zauWW)

345 That Cordell and Cordell lawfirm is going to really make a lot of money when they start representing both sides in the gay guy divorce proceedings.

Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 12:41 AM (zt+N6)

346 Five Mosques listed in Chattanooga.

Is that a hamburger joint?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 17, 2015 12:42 AM (W5DcG)

347 Oh? Prithee, nuncle?

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 17, 2015 12:42 AM (X0W1s)

348 Nite morons
Be well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 17, 2015 12:42 AM (FnK3f)

349 328 >> Wasn't there a case where the sperm donor to a lesbian couple was held responsible for child support?

Yep.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 17, 2015 12:42 AM (BurFY)

350 "The 2nd Amendment is right, not a privilege. The small minority of anti-everything activists may be vocal, but we have facts, and the Constitution, on our side."

Oh, that's just adorable

Posted by: The Supreme Court of the United States at July 17, 2015 12:43 AM (39g3+)

351 348: Night MH.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 17, 2015 12:43 AM (ucDmr)

352 >>>Here the Muslims are all docs and engineers.

yep real shitty ones

nevfer go to or hire a muslim

well at least in my case

Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 12:43 AM (u8n3X)

353 That Cordell and Cordell lawfirm is going to really make a lot of money when they start representing both sides in the gay guy divorce proceedings.

Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 12:41 AM (zt+N6)


"I am the husband." "No, I am the husband." "Fuck you!" "You wish!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2015 12:43 AM (u1NJn)

354 Today's Bloom County: Opus learns about the internet. And Rule 34.


http://tinyurl.com/nvas57p

Posted by: Country Singer at July 17, 2015 12:44 AM (nL0sw)

355 so is burning a rainbow flag a hate crime?

Guy that burned one recently has been charged with a hate crime, so apparently yes.

Posted by: The Supreme Court of the United States at July 17, 2015 12:44 AM (39g3+)

356 9i0I do not disagree, but consider that most of GOPe will heave a sigh of relief when he is out. That fact alone should give pause.

My great concern is that he might go independent.
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:37 AM (9mTYi)9


He's a buffoon, no doubt. Also a buffoon that's a thorn in the side of the current GOPe. That should give us all pause.

I make no bodes about it, either here or the podcast, I'm an executive guy. Perry, Jindal, Walker. That's how I think I can blear it up.

We shall see come the very certain future.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:45 AM (GEICT)

357 Boy is he a clueless idiot about this country But that happens when you
are raised by commies and go to a Madrassa in Indonesia.



Consider this - choome boy's mom took him to Indonesia during the 'year of living dangerously' (imdb movie) - it was supposedly a free-for-all, but it was mostly muslim commie nativists killing christian capitalist chinese, maybe half a million according to an Arab Times article (no linky).

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 17, 2015 12:45 AM (NaeCR)

358 hair blue. Wasn't afraid to take the Maxima up to it's 140 something software limit but these days I'm not comfortable with how long it takes to get from 120 back down to a reasonable speed.

Just got the carb on my bike properly rejeted for the short pipes. It runs a LOT better. Kicked it in the ass coming down off the flyover ramp at the 95/695 intersection. Looked down at the speedo. " Hmmm. 115 MPH " that's QUITE ENOUGH for 2 wheels thankyouverymuch. Let off the throttle in a hurry.

Posted by: Weirddave at July 17, 2015 12:45 AM (7TK5d)

359 Night MH

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:46 AM (9mTYi)

360 Bike?Yeah, yeah..., great. But what about the basement?

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:48 AM (9mTYi)

361 and Roger Waters has been falling down the well of hate for awhile now and shows no signs of stopping. His live shows were among the best I've seen. That said,

fuck that fucking fuck.

Posted by: TJ Camper at July 17, 2015 12:49 AM (o1sfH)

362 BC - Perry is my guy. But, electable....?

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:49 AM (9mTYi)

363 I have been advising folks that love is not a requisite to marriage. If it is a net financial benefit for two dudes or gals to marry, go ahead and claim the benefit. So long as there is a prenup in place. Yeah. Life is good for family law attorneys right now.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 17, 2015 12:50 AM (X0W1s)

364 Here's my response to Bernie Sanders' "Jesus was a socialist" crap: If Jesus = socialism, then government-imposed socialism is really government-imposed religion, and we know how progs feel about government imposing religion on people.

What do you think? I used to try to argue religion when someone made the idiotic "Jesus was a socialist" claim, but I think it's better to turn it into a political argument.

Posted by: biancaneve at July 17, 2015 12:50 AM (kBiy2)

365 QUITE ENOUGH for 2 wheels

2 wheels always looked like fun, but...., the rednecks out here are effing scary even from inside a cage, and when I was skydiving every weekend I lost more friends to 2 wheeler accidents than parachute accidents.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 17, 2015 12:50 AM (zauWW)

366 Here the Muslims are all docs and engineers.

yep real shitty ones

nevfer go to or hire a muslim

well at least in my case

Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 12:43 AM (u8n3X)


It would be easier if that were truly the case. But, in truth, not all of them are assholes. I have worked across from (day shift/night shift) a number of them in the oil patch, and some were friendly, helpful, and non-judgmental about my distinctly un-islamic habits. Others are sneaky, conniving, and dishonest, just like the koran wills them to be.


Trust, but verify.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2015 12:51 AM (u1NJn)

367 362 BC - Perry is my guy. But, electable....?

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:49 AM (9mTYi)




I was a HUGE Perry guy last time. I'm reluctant this time around.

I know there are several Red State guys supporting Perrry. I 'm headed to the RS Gathering this fall. Encourage those folks to include me. I'd love to have some interviews with candidates.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:51 AM (GEICT)

368 what if you wrap a CBF and a rainbow flag together and burn them together?

Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 12:53 AM (u8n3X)

369 Not only "husband" and "wife", but "mother" and "father" are being purged:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/qbdpgw6

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 17, 2015 12:53 AM (7YlUk)

370 Been in the U.S. with a same sex roommate and want to get your residency card? Get married!

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 17, 2015 12:53 AM (X0W1s)

371 >>>I make no bodes about it, either here or the
podcast, I'm an executive guy. Perry, Jindal, Walker. That's how I think
I can blear it up.


Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:45 AM (GEICT)<<<





Some of us wanted to have three executives... but nooooooo.



Too bad. It would probably work out well with those three.

Posted by: some zombie Founding Fathers at July 17, 2015 12:54 AM (t2xH3)

372 It won't surprise me if the court that hears the first case of a cuckolded woman tries to invoke "Equal Protection" while actually technically denying it.

The mental gymnastics should be amusing.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 17, 2015 12:54 AM (wKc1L)

373 If you wanna find out what's behind these cold eyes,
You'll just have to claw your way through this gisguise.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 17, 2015 12:54 AM (6qR/9)

374 Ms Keith and her associates wish to wage "decisive ecological warfare" against. well, the rest of us, and to "disrupt and dismantle industrial civilisation," with "complete economic collapse" as the path to salvation.

So. We're in the process of exploring the Solar System, visiting worlds never visited before and learning new things, and these nutbags want to wipe out all of that and return us to the Stone Age, incidentally exterminating billions of human beings in the process.

Explain to me again why these fanatics shouldn't simply be shot on sight.

Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2015 12:56 AM (sdi6R)

375 >>>Trust, but verify.


prolly, one of the moslems-iraqui/kurd I worked with murdered his US born wife with a plastic bag.

so I have a grudge I'm still carrying

Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 12:56 AM (u8n3X)

376 what if you wrap a CBF and a rainbow flag together and burn them together?

Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 12:53 AM (u8n3X)


You get a summons from the EPA?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2015 12:56 AM (u1NJn)

377 Ha! BDay went more or less like planned. No party/dinner. Stopped by parents' for a bit. Wife came up with an awesome present that totally surprised. Youngsters were cute with their gifts.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:22

Very cool. Mom's not understanding your wishes I can comprehend. Glad it all worked out.

Wish...well a lot of stuff.

Mom died last year. Just love her while she's still around. Missing her when she is gone sucks.

And yeah...my wife says I'm maudlin. So what!

Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2015 12:56 AM (o/90i)

378 The Roger Waters thing is really disappointing because I really enjoy his music. He was always a no-war peace at all costs hippie, but this is a new direction. Its one thing to want peace, but another to hate Jews for defending themselves.

I understand that he's British and so he knows about 10% of what is actually going on in Israel; their press is very, very careful about making sure only the UN party line gets to anyone. But still, this is just not in character for the guy. He's just aping leftist party line.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 17, 2015 12:58 AM (39g3+)

379 tachyonshuggy won a year's worth of snausages in a haiku contest, http://ace.mu.nu/archives/047392.php

Posted by: wodun at July 17, 2015 01:00 AM (DD0s8)

380 Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2015 12:56 AM (o/90i)


Thoughts, prayers, well wishes and lots of fun to you!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:00 AM (GEICT)

381 #336: I do not disagree, but consider that most of GOPe will heave a sigh of relief when he is out. That fact alone should give pause.

My great concern is that he might go independent.


Trump? Him going independent is exactly what I want to happen. I'm sick of playing chicken against my own party and losing. Let's see what happens when they muscle out someone with actual third-party viability.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 17, 2015 01:01 AM (wKc1L)

382 I've got a bunch of candidates I "like", and a bunch I despise [note lack of quotes].....but one I'm looking at to support that fits in neither category is Walker. He's not strong and principled on immigration, privacy, civil rights, or a whole lot of other matters.....but he's the Rock of Gibraltar on prying Democrat machines off of the public employee union teat, with a record of success, success, success, and -- oh -- success.




I can't think of a reason to give him a second term, but I could see myself paying money to see that happen.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 01:01 AM (EzgxV)

383 G'evening Horde!

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 17, 2015 01:01 AM (+2//H)

384 If you wanna find out what's behind these cold eyes,

You'll just have to claw your way through this gisguise.


Your proposal is... acceptable.

Posted by: The bug from MIB at July 17, 2015 01:01 AM (bZQB+)

385 360 Bike?Yeah, yeah..., great. But what about the basement?

They came back out today and fixed it. I hope. We'll see. But I understand and approve of what they did and I think it'll fix the problem. I went out and bought the crew lunch from Checkers. They said most folks don't do that. Makes no sense to me. Good men, doing hard work on my behalf...was kinda a no brainier even though I'm paying for their services ( I wasn't paying today, the contractor guaranteed the work first time around so today cost me nothing, but the principal holds) .

Posted by: Weirddave at July 17, 2015 01:02 AM (7TK5d)

386 Explain to me again why these fanatics shouldn't simply be shot on sight.
Posted by: rickl
------------------

Easy pickings. They will only be armed with crudely pointed sticks.

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 01:02 AM (9mTYi)

387 Yup, I've got my candidates separated into tears. No favorite yet.

But I will says that I'm damn near exclusive in that I like governors.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:03 AM (GEICT)

388 For Jmel-

Who's probably god to sleep:

Almighty God, we pray that Jmel's father
may be comforted in their suffering and made whole.
When they are afraid, give them courage;
When they feel weak, grant them your strength;
When they are afflicted, afford them patience;
when they are lost offer them hope;
when they are alone, move loved ones to their side.
In the name of blessed name of the Lord, I pray.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 01:03 AM (OSs/l)

389 prolly, one of the moslems-iraqui/kurd I worked with murdered his US born wife with a plastic bag.

so I have a grudge I'm still carrying

Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 12:56 AM (u8n3X)


I hear you. Look, the muslim religion and the political ideology that goes with it is flat-out evil; there's no denying it. But some people who were brought up in that environment have managed to rise above it, due to their innate goodness, I guess. Or their exposure to Western Enlightenment norms, which they have managed to absorb, despite their nominal beliefs.


So how do you sort between them? Fucked if I know. Other than that those who have demonstrated their adherence to the shit in the koran should be forcibly punted out of any Western society that claims to be "enlightened:.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2015 01:03 AM (u1NJn)

390 Made that "gone" to sleep.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 01:03 AM (OSs/l)

391 Old man take a look at my wife
He's a lot like you

Posted by: Neil Young, coming out at July 17, 2015 01:04 AM (/f6Nd)

392 I hope Neil Young will remember
a Southern Man don't need him around anyhow....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:05 AM (GEICT)

393 385 360 Bike?Yeah, yeah..., great. But what about the basement?

They came back out today and fixed it. I hope. We'll see. But I understand and approve of what they did and I think it'll fix the problem. I went out and bought the crew lunch from Checkers. They said most folks don't do that. Makes no sense to me. Good men, doing hard work on my behalf...was kinda a no brainier even though I'm paying for their services ( I wasn't paying today, the contractor guaranteed the work first time around so today cost me nothing, but the principal holds) .

Posted by: Weirddave at July 17, 2015 01:02 AM (7TK5d)




My dad taught me that -- always treat your actual workmen well. Always have sodas and ample water. Get 'em lunch. Ensure they are safe and as comfortable as possible.....'cause both you and miser Asshole's work across the street will be done according to contract, but your stuff will be working long after his stuff has crapped out.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 01:06 AM (EzgxV)

394 Thoughts, prayers, well wishes and lots of fun to you!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:00 AM

Be well BC.

Best wishes to you and yours.

T

Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2015 01:07 AM (o/90i)

395 Clearly the mistake of people that like the Confederate Battle Flag is that they didn't chant death to America enough and claim that it was a religious symbol.

Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 01:08 AM (zt+N6)

396 I have an idea or would prefer all massa murderers in US, especiallly the Mo's of radical islamic terrorism variety of the species, be shown quite dead vs smirking at camera. Makes me mad. His victims will be photographed for hearings Ok. Protect families. I say not only photograh them but hang them over a pit-sty when alive and then kill them. As you can tell I m beyond disgusted over a "gun free zone." bah. pfft

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, Walker/whoever 2016 at July 17, 2015 01:11 AM (3qtfX)

397 But, instead, we've had gay marriage rammed-through by judicial fiat,


On a quick glance, I read that as "judicial fist."


Your call which is more appropriate.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 17, 2015 01:12 AM (oKE6c)

398 The Roger Waters thing is really disappointing
because I really enjoy his music. He was always a no-war peace at all
costs hippie, but this is a new direction. Its one thing to want peace,
but another to hate Jews for defending themselves.
I understand that he's British and so he knows about 10% of what is
actually going on in Israel; their press is very, very careful about
making sure only the UN party line gets to anyone. But still, this is
just not in character for the guy. He's just aping leftist party line.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 17, 2015 12:58 AM

----

It's been a consistent progression for him. Several years ago he was spouting heavily biased 2-State solution rhetoric, a couple years later I read him talking about the apartheid state of Israel, and from the article linked I clicked to another that reports his flying pigs are now adorned with the Star of David. Holy shit, I had to google it:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/nfb9jh3

Posted by: TJ Camper at July 17, 2015 01:12 AM (o1sfH)

399 Ok, I'm utterly hammered. Who's with me?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:13 AM (GEICT)

400 .
I think evil has an event horizon. At some point it's crossed and what may have been good people are lost forever.

Posted by: TJ Camper at July 17, 2015 01:15 AM (o1sfH)

401 #393: I had to call for service on my furnace last winter, when it just would not ignite while we had sub-zero temperatures.

I have the owner's manual, so I was able to do some basic troubleshooting. I passed that info on during the phone call, a technician came out the next day, and he had my furnace working again within seconds.

He billed me for the minimum amount he was allowed to charge. I happily paid it immediately even though it was a bit on the steep side, and he then showed me just what he'd done to get it running again so I wouldn't have to place another call for the same problem later.

Worth it.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 17, 2015 01:15 AM (wKc1L)

402 Totally OT - Yesterday someone was charged in the murder of the Lyon sisters. Anyone growing up in the DC area in the '70's will be familiar with the disappearance of Sheila and Kathryn Lyon, which was the end of innocence, the end of being dropped off at the mall for a couple of hours, the end of roaming around the neighborhood with no parental supervision. The creep charged is already in jail on another conviction, and it's not certain that he will be tried for the murder of the Lyons because their bodies have never been found. The police believe that the corpses were burned at a farm in Virginia that was owned by a relative. If he does go to trial, it will be the oldest no-body case ever tried.

Total respect for the police who reopened the cold case a few years and did painstaking detective work to finally resolve the mystery of the Lyon sisters, abducted from Wheaton Plaza 40 years ago.

Posted by: biancaneve at July 17, 2015 01:16 AM (kBiy2)

403 401 I'm There,
'Sup?
Posted by: Daytime TV sponsors at July 17, 2015 01:15 AM (S2Vf0)



That's my man, or woman. I'm utterly shitfaced.

Other Morons and Ettes out there?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:16 AM (GEICT)

404 Ok, I'm utterly hammered. Who's with me?

Mojitos here. I'm almost drunk enough to fuck someone ugly enough to be willing to fuck me.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 17, 2015 01:17 AM (zauWW)

405 Neil Young is a leftist. of course and "Southern man" and "Alabama" he did write some good lyrics and music. And he should be given credit for this epiphany:

In his 2012 autobiography Waging Heavy Peace,
Young commented on his role in the song's (
Alabama by Lynard Skynner, writing "My own song 'Alabama' richly deserved the shot Lynyrd Skynyrd gave me with their great record. I don't like my words when I listen to it. They are accusatory and condescending, not fully thought out, and too easy to misconstrue".[3]

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 01:17 AM (OSs/l)

406 Ok, I'm utterly hammered. Who's with me?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:13 AM

OK. I'll do more shot of tequila. My DNA says I'm 2% Irish...but also 32% Scandi...let's ROCK.

Where the f**k is the tequila? BRB

Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2015 01:18 AM (o/90i)

407 Mojitos here. I'm almost drunk enough to fuck someone ugly enough to be willing to fuck me.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 17, 2015 01:17 AM (zauWW)



Honestly, I'm with you. Me and my buddies are swapping pics because it's my bday and we're all assholes and married.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:18 AM (GEICT)

408 Mojitos here. I'm almost drunk enough to fuck someone ugly enough to be willing to fuck me.


hey guy, wanna party?

Posted by: Lena Dunhan and one of her shorter fatter girlfriends at July 17, 2015 01:19 AM (u8n3X)

409 Meant "Southern Man" and "Alabama" Aside, he did write some good music and lyrics

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 01:19 AM (OSs/l)

410
Wasn't there a case where the sperm donor to a lesbian couple was held responsible for child support?
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:34 AM (9mTYi)


Yes, but they didn't go to a fertility clinic for the spooge, he did it the old fashioned way.

Warning, link to HuffPo

http://tinyurl.com/a5hs99l

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, formerly known as MrCaniac at July 17, 2015 01:19 AM (Z7G74)

411 WTH? RedEye radio talking about golf. 4 Marines shot and killed on US soil by a muslim terrorist, and they are talking about golf?

Posted by: Baldy at July 17, 2015 01:21 AM (sEXjW)

412 #413: Oh, I remember them! They had a big hit in the early 80s called Run, Run Away.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 17, 2015 01:22 AM (wKc1L)

413 Happy Birthday, BCochran

I would say "Get off my lawn" but you can stay on it as long as you like. Just don't puke anywhere I have to clean it up. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 01:22 AM (OSs/l)

414 I went out and bought the crew lunch from Checkers.
---------------

I *always* have cash on hand to tip the guys who actually do the work. You never know when you're going to need them again.

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 01:22 AM (9mTYi)

415
Hey Baldy your hash is sEXjW
Mixed messages

Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 01:23 AM (YJeFl)

416 393
My dad taught me that -- always treat your actual workmen well. Always have sodas and ample water. Get 'em lunch. Ensure they are safe and as comfortable as possible.....'cause both you and miser Asshole's work across the street will be done according to contract, but your stuff will be working long after his stuff has crapped out.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 01:06 AM (EzgxV)



About 10 years ago I had my roof replaced. Completely torn down to the rafters and rebuilt. It turned out that the actual workmen were five Mexicans. I don't know if they were illegal or not. Probably.

But they hauled ass all day for 13 hours and got 95% of it done on the first day. They were halted only because of darkness. I ran out and bought them a cold case of Corona and gave it to them as they were leaving.

Much later somebody told me that actual Mexicans look down on Corona and consider it peasant beer. Oops. I may have inadvertently insulted them. It actually costs more than the beer I normally drink.

Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2015 01:23 AM (sdi6R)

417 405 401 I'm There,
'Sup?
Posted by: Daytime TV sponsors at July 17, 2015 01:15 AM (S2Vf0)



That's my man, or woman. I'm utterly shitfaced.

Other Morons and Ettes out there?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:16 AM (GEICT)



I'm running a little behind -- "the flesh is willing but the spirits are weak."

Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 01:24 AM (EzgxV)

418 Hey Baldy your hash is sEXjW

No itsnot.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 17, 2015 01:25 AM (zauWW)

419 Pikers.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 01:25 AM (kmtse)

420 416 Happy Birthday, BCochran

I would say "Get off my lawn" but you can stay on it as long as you like. Just don't puke anywhere I have to clean it up. ;^)'

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 01:22 AM (OSs/l)



Hah! Thank you. That was pretty much always the rule with my in laws. If you puke, you better do it in the toilet. If you have to clean it up, you aren't prepared to drink that much and you aren't allowed to be that drunk in their house.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:26 AM (GEICT)

421 Happy birthday, BCochran!

Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2015 01:27 AM (sdi6R)

422 Finally got to see American Sniper.

Fuck Michael Moore, fuck Jesse "Lying Pussy" Ventura, fuck CAIR, and fuck all the dickweeds being offended as monsters like Al Queda Iraq being called "savages" - cause that's what they were and are.

I can't express my white hot loathing for those pieces of worthless shit who badmouthed Chris Kyle.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 17, 2015 01:27 AM (/BV4k)

423 Fenelon, wow, what has you up?

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 01:27 AM (iL8rV)

424 So. We're in the process of exploring the Solar System, visiting worlds never visited before and learning new things, and these nutbags want to wipe out all of that and return us to the Stone Age, incidentally exterminating billions of human beings in the process.

Explain to me again why these fanatics shouldn't simply be shot on sight.
Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2015 12:56 AM (sdi6R)


I bet the bint is all about single payer healthcare.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, formerly known as MrCaniac at July 17, 2015 01:27 AM (Z7G74)

425 Ok, I'm utterly hammered. Who's with me?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:13 AM (GEICT)


Getting close. Three beers at the bar before I came home, three Caesars while I was cooking dinner. Niecly buzzed now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2015 01:27 AM (u1NJn)

426 Happy Birthday, kid.

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 01:28 AM (9mTYi)

427 Got a shot ready, BC.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 01:28 AM (kmtse)

428 Thank you all for the bday wishes. It was officially yesterday, but I wasn't able to drink. Today....well, I'm good and hammered and appreciated all of you.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:28 AM (GEICT)

429 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:26 AM (GEICT)

Your in laws sound like smart people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 01:29 AM (OSs/l)

430 Be well all.
You are a source of sanity in an insane world.

Of course this is coming from a guy who walked into a glass wall today. Go figure.

Scary thought is that I'll be back here tomorrow.

T

Posted by: Farmer at July 17, 2015 01:29 AM (o/90i)

431 420 393
My dad taught me that -- always treat your actual workmen well. Always have sodas and ample water. Get 'em lunch. Ensure they are safe and as comfortable as possible.....'cause both you and miser Asshole's work across the street will be done according to contract, but your stuff will be working long after his stuff has crapped out.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 01:06 AM (EzgxV)


About 10 years ago I had my roof replaced. Completely torn down to the rafters and rebuilt. It turned out that the actual workmen were five Mexicans. I don't know if they were illegal or not. Probably.

But they hauled ass all day for 13 hours and got 95% of it done on the first day. They were halted only because of darkness. I ran out and bought them a cold case of Corona and gave it to them as they were leaving.

Much later somebody told me that actual Mexicans look down on Corona and consider it peasant beer. Oops. I may have inadvertently insulted them. It actually costs more than the beer I normally drink.

Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2015 01:23 AM (sdi6R)




Should you ever find yourself in the same situation -- get 'em whatever you drink. They'll probably notice what you have around from the garage fridge or recycling bins or whatnot -- and if you get them the same stuff (even if it's lawnmower beer like Slap), you're also sending the message that only what is good enough for you is good enough for them.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 01:30 AM (EzgxV)

432 I'm out of booze, but I'll throw up a toast. Hang on one second....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:30 AM (GEICT)

433 I can't express my white hot loathing for those pieces of worthless shit who badmouthed Chris Kyle.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword
----------

Let MWR do it for you, post # 279 at
http://minx.cc:1080/?post=356027

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 01:31 AM (9mTYi)

434 #426: Who are you calling a "lying pussy"? I've never claimed to have been an actual Navy SEAL, and if you'd said something like that to me back when I was an actual Navy SEAL, they'd have had to carry you out on a stretcher.

Posted by: Jesse Ventura at July 17, 2015 01:31 AM (wKc1L)

435 My son grew an inch taller overnight. He's now practicing for the cross country team and is a ravenous eater. I hope FenelonSpouse gets another job soon because otherwise we won't be able to afford all the food. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 01:31 AM (OSs/l)

436 Sorry to hear about your niece Crank. Guess her realizing it was her last chance just didn't matter enough to her huh.

Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 01:31 AM (zt+N6)

437 May the Lord keep you in his hand
And never close his fist too tight on you.


Slainte!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:32 AM (GEICT)

438 I'm out of booze, but I'll throw up a toast. Hang on one second....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:30 AM (GEICT)


Keep it down, man! That booze cost money, no point in wasting it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2015 01:32 AM (u1NJn)

439 I'm out, Shanghai index up 2% Friday morning over there. Better luck next week.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at July 17, 2015 01:32 AM (zauWW)

440 438 I'm out of booze, but I'll throw up a toast. Hang on one second....

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:30 AM (GEICT)




No Vomit!!!!

Posted by: Edna Mode at July 17, 2015 01:34 AM (EzgxV)

441 My dad taught me that -- always treat your actual workmen well. Always have sodas and ample water. Get 'em lunch. Ensure they are safe and as comfortable as possible.....'cause both you and miser Asshole's work across the street will be done according to contract, but your stuff will be working long after his stuff has crapped out.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 01:06 AM (EzgxV)


Back when I was in college, I worked for a moving company, and trust me, we really responded well when the homeowner would have drinks or get lunch for us.

On the other hand, we also remembered the people bitching at us on a 98 degree day to get back to work because we were grabbing a drink of water from our bottle in the truck, or that we had the nerve to take a lunch break that they were not being charged for.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, formerly known as MrCaniac at July 17, 2015 01:35 AM (Z7G74)

442 Well she hasn't done anything irredeemable, yet, buzzion.

She has, however, caused a great deal of aggravation.

Fenelon, good luck to your boy.

All you bastards doing shots, take an extra one for me. Make it a double.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 01:37 AM (iL8rV)

443 HS buddy 1: dude, don't puke all that up I payed for it

HS bubby 2: um, I really gotta puke

HS buddy 2: RAAALFFFF !!

HS buddy 1: dude you like totally wasted all that

Posted by: Lena Dunhan and one of her shorter fatter girlfriends at July 17, 2015 01:38 AM (u8n3X)

444 378
The Roger Waters thing is really disappointing because I really enjoy
his music. He was always a no-war peace at all costs hippie, but this
is a new direction. Its one thing to want peace, but another to hate
Jews for defending themselves.



I understand that he's British and so he knows about 10% of what is
actually going on in Israel; their press is very, very careful about
making sure only the UN party line gets to anyone. But still, this is
just not in character for the guy. He's just aping leftist party line.
--------------------
Shakespeare's sneering and prejudiced view of Shylock and his brethren is a strain of bigotry that is sadly still in existence. The UK was anything but partial in the Palestine situation during the Thirties and Forties, lots of British Arab lovers then. ( I don't blame T.E. Lawrence, he did what he thought was right.) It was the mule-headed and one-sided interference by the British that gave Begin and the other Irgun guys the self-justification for doing what would be called terrorist actions today against the British. HM Government gave in to U.S. urgings and voted for partitioned independence. But a lot of Brits today believe in the stereotype of the rich Jew banker manipulating world events for profit.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 17, 2015 01:39 AM (ry4ab)

445 Mexican workers typically don't drink Corona. They prefer Modelo, which is actually pretty good.
And yeah, they were probably illegals. Did they make their own lunch on site with a campstove?

Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2015 01:40 AM (M/gdM)

446 Yup, I've got my candidates separated into tears.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 01:03 AM (GEICT)

Can't keep up with your drinkin', but I can keep up with your sadness for the state we're in as a country. Lol. Happy Birthday!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 17, 2015 01:41 AM (GzDYP)

447 /sock

Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 01:41 AM (u8n3X)

448 4 million? Nah, that's "Lucy" territory. Modern Homo Sap, maybe a quarter-million.

Posted by: mojo at July 17, 2015 01:44 AM (OmBeX)

449 403 Totally OT - Yesterday someone was charged in the murder of the Lyon sisters. Anyone growing up in the DC area in the '70's will be familiar with the disappearance of Sheila and Kathryn Lyon, which was the end of innocence, the end of being dropped off at the mall for a couple of hours, the end of roaming around the neighborhood with no parental supervision. The creep charged is already in jail on another conviction, and it's not certain that he will be tried for the murder of the Lyons because their bodies have never been found. The police believe that the corpses were burned at a farm in Virginia that was owned by a relative. If he does go to trial, it will be the oldest no-body case ever tried.

Total respect for the police who reopened the cold case a few years and did painstaking detective work to finally resolve the mystery of the Lyon sisters, abducted from Wheaton Plaza 40 years ago.
Posted by: biancaneve at July 17, 2015 01:16 AM (kBiy2)


Story has been big news down here because Bedford is the next county over.

The authorities have always felt these guys were involved, but they finally have gotten around to finding some evidence.

http://tinyurl.com/orf28ab

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, formerly known as MrCaniac at July 17, 2015 01:44 AM (Z7G74)

450 I can't express my white hot loathing for those pieces of worthless shit who badmouthed Chris Kyle.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword
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Let MWR do it for you, post # 279 at
http://minx.cc:1080/?post=356027
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 01:31 AM (9mTYi)
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That was invigorating.

Posted by: TJ Camper at July 17, 2015 01:45 AM (o1sfH)

451 441 My dad taught me that -- always treat your actual workmen well. Always have sodas and ample water. Get 'em lunch. Ensure they are safe and as comfortable as possible.....'cause both you and miser Asshole's work across the street will be done according to contract, but your stuff will be working long after his stuff has crapped out.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 01:06 AM (EzgxV)


Back when I was in college, I worked for a moving company, and trust me, we really responded well when the homeowner would have drinks or get lunch for us.

On the other hand, we also remembered the people bitching at us on a 98 degree day to get back to work because we were grabbing a drink of water from our bottle in the truck, or that we had the nerve to take a lunch break that they were not being charged for.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper, formerly known as MrCaniac at July 17, 2015 01:35 AM (Z7G74)




It's the way the world really works. And, sometimes, it's not capitalism. When we re-did our roof, we put in some additional perimeter vents. At one point, I saw a guy using a Sawzall in an area that had electrical running through it -- so I immediately dropped everything and went running around the building to warn him. They all laughed at my sprint and the way I was gasping like a netted fish afterward, but I could tell that they were impressed at my sincerity regarding their safety.



Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 01:45 AM (EzgxV)

452 Hey Chi : )

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 01:46 AM (kmtse)

453 @364 Here's my response to Bernie Sanders' "Jesus was a socialist" crap: If Jesus = socialism, then government-imposed socialism is really government-imposed religion, and we know how progs feel about government imposing religion on people.

What do you think? I used to try to argue religion when someone made the idiotic "Jesus was a socialist" claim, but I think it's better to turn it into a political argument.
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Never had to argue with anyone over this. But if I did, I'd probably lead off by pointing out that, according to the guy who wrote the book on Socialism, Religion is the opiate of the masses.

Posted by: junior at July 17, 2015 01:47 AM (FRGa/)

454 Hey, Chi -- I am so screwed.....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 01:48 AM (EzgxV)

455 what's wrong, cooth?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 01:50 AM (kmtse)

456 The fiancee returneth tomorrow -- and everything isn't perfect with the pillows fluffed.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 01:51 AM (EzgxV)

457 Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 01:52 AM (kmtse)

458 #456: Well, I'm sure she'll forgive you for that. It may take a few years, but she'll forgive you. Eventually.

Posted by: Jesse Ventura at July 17, 2015 01:53 AM (wKc1L)

459 Off, fake Navy SEAL who claims he's never claimed to be a Navy SEAL even though he totally has claimed it sock!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 17, 2015 01:55 AM (wKc1L)

460 The fiancee returneth tomorrow -- and everything isn't perfect with the pillows fluffed.
Posted by: cthulhu
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Hmm. Mrs. H is bound for a week in Puerto Rico, and I have a list of honey-dos as long as my arm to achieve before her return.

And I'm hanging out with you pervs.

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 01:55 AM (9mTYi)

461 @I think evil has an event horizon. At some point it's crossed and what may have been good people are lost forever.
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The story of Soddom and Gomorrah suggests that God waits until some critical threshold has been crossed, and there are very few righteous individuals left. Then he warns the few that are left to leave town, and lets the rest have it.

The quickest and easiest way to cross that threshold is the active persecution of those who refuse to join with the majority. So long as the decent folk are tolerated, things will continue on as they have (which is generally bad; but no mass extermination events are involved). But when the majority begins to actively kill or cast out the righteous in their midst, all bets are off.

Posted by: junior at July 17, 2015 01:57 AM (FRGa/)

462 Ha!
Quick - wrap your ankle in an ace bandage & tell her you hurt yourself trying to make things perfect for her return.

Of course, I know you wouldn't lie. And hopefully she'd kick your ass if you hurt yourself flirting pillows.

Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2015 01:57 AM (M/gdM)

463 Damn autocucumber. *fluffing

Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2015 01:59 AM (M/gdM)

464 Cooth, if she were that unreasonable, she wouldn't be the fiancee, amiright?

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 02:00 AM (iL8rV)

465 364 Here's my response to Bernie Sanders' "Jesus was a socialist" crap: If Jesus = socialism, then government-imposed socialism is really government-imposed religion, and we know how progs feel about government imposing religion on people.

What do you think? I used to try to argue religion when someone made the idiotic "Jesus was a socialist" claim, but I think it's better to turn it into a political argument.
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Never had to argue with anyone over this. But if I did, I'd probably lead off by pointing out that, according to the guy who wrote the book on Socialism, Religion is the opiate of the masses.

Posted by: junior at July 17, 2015 01:47 AM (FRGa/)




Here's my response to them, since those people are also invariably also what I refer to as Evangelical Atheists: "So, I'll be seeing you at church on Sunday, then? Sweet! The pastor has a great sermon on the sanctity of life scheduled for this week! You're gonna love it!"

Posted by: Country Singer at July 17, 2015 02:00 AM (nL0sw)

466 458 #456: Well, I'm sure she'll forgive you for that. It may take a few years, but she'll forgive you. Eventually.

Posted by: Jesse Ventura at July 17, 2015 01:53 AM (wKc1L)



I wouldn't necessarily bet on it. She's been in NC for five weeks, and there's no telling what our home has been adjusted to be in her memory during that time -- I'm thinking maybe Windsor Castle -- and if the sad reality is anything less, it will surely be All My Fault. After all, she Left Me In Charge.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 02:01 AM (EzgxV)

467 @410
Wasn't there a case where the sperm donor to a lesbian couple was held responsible for child support?
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:34 AM (9mTYi)


Yes, but they didn't go to a fertility clinic for the spooge, he did it the old fashioned way.

Warning, link to HuffPo

http://tinyurl.com/a5hs99l
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There was an incident I read about where they didn't do it the old fashioned way. Male doctor worked in a fertility clinic. One of his female co-workers gave him a blowjob, and apparently froze his resulting "sample" without his knowledge. She then used it to get pregnant.

He was found liable for child support when she sued years later.

Posted by: junior at July 17, 2015 02:01 AM (FRGa/)

468 And scratch either of the alsos. And I'm off to bed. Night, y'all!

Posted by: Country Singer at July 17, 2015 02:02 AM (nL0sw)

469 #466: That's why I said it may take a few years.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler- Trump/Fiorina (I) 2016! at July 17, 2015 02:02 AM (wKc1L)

470 Blame it on unruly Corgis.

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 02:02 AM (9mTYi)

471 he story of Soddom and Gomorrah suggests that God
waits until some critical threshold has been crossed, and there are very
few righteous individuals left. Then he warns the few that are left to
leave town, and lets the rest have it.



The quickest and easiest way to cross that threshold is the active
persecution of those who refuse to join with the majority. So long as
the decent folk are tolerated, things will continue on as they have
(which is generally bad; but no mass extermination events are involved).
But when the majority begins to actively kill or cast out the
righteous in their midst, all bets are off.



Posted by: junior at July 17, 2015 01:57 AM (FRGa/)

**********************
Judges 19-20 is a story that doesn't get told often enough.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 17, 2015 02:02 AM (5f5bM)

472 Didn't Flirting Pillows tour with the Wet Blankets back in the aughts?

Posted by: mindful webworker - life is a test ... and I'm failing at July 17, 2015 02:03 AM (FE+I8)

473 And if you were flirting with the pillows, I don't want to know about it, couch fucker.

Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2015 02:03 AM (M/gdM)

474 @467 @410
Wasn't there a case where the sperm donor to a lesbian couple was held responsible for child support?
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:34 AM (9mTYi)


Yes, but they didn't go to a fertility clinic for the spooge, he did it the old fashioned way.

Warning, link to HuffPo

http://tinyurl.com/a5hs99l
-------------------------

There was an incident I read about where they didn't do it the old fashioned way. Male doctor worked in a fertility clinic. One of his female co-workers gave him a blowjob, and apparently froze his resulting "sample" without his knowledge. She then used it to get pregnant.

He was found liable for child support when she sued years later.
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Come to think of it, there was also a statutory rape case a while back. The boy was 15, and the woman was a little over twice his age. She was convicted, but had a kid as a result. A court stuck him with the child support.

Posted by: junior at July 17, 2015 02:05 AM (FRGa/)

475 464 Cooth, if she were that unreasonable, she wouldn't be the fiancee, amiright?

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 02:00 AM (iL8rV)



There is a seed of truth stretched into a humorous caricature. But you are correct in thinking that we'll get through.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 02:05 AM (EzgxV)

476 I was a HUGE Perry guy last time. I'm reluctant this time around.

I know there are several Red State guys supporting Perrry. I 'm headed to the RS Gathering this fall. Encourage those folks to include me. I'd love to have some interviews with candidates.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 17, 2015 12:51 AM (GEICT)

I like Perry a lot too, but I have read that he gave illegals instate tuition and financial aid. It's outrageous that my daughter, a US citizen, would have to pay more for college if she came here for it.

So I'm a little suspicious now.

Posted by: Blano at July 17, 2015 02:08 AM (heN73)

477 467 @410
Wasn't there a case where the sperm donor to a lesbian couple was held responsible for child support?
Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at July 17, 2015 12:34 AM (9mTYi)


Yes, but they didn't go to a fertility clinic for the spooge, he did it the old fashioned way.

Warning, link to HuffPo

http://tinyurl.com/a5hs99l
-------------------------

There was an incident I read about where they didn't do it the old fashioned way. Male doctor worked in a fertility clinic. One of his female co-workers gave him a blowjob, and apparently froze his resulting "sample" without his knowledge. She then used it to get pregnant.

He was found liable for child support when she sued years later.

Posted by: junior at July 17, 2015 02:01 AM (FRGa/)



That's why you've gotta get in there with a really tiny stamp that says "For recreational purposes only, not to be used for procreation." before you get a BJ.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 02:09 AM (EzgxV)

478 473 And if you were flirting with the pillows, I don't want to know about it, couch fucker.

Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2015 02:03 AM (M/gdM)



Wait one confounded second, here -- you were the one that started flirting pillows in the first place!

Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 02:11 AM (EzgxV)

479 Hola.

Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:11 AM (UnJ7w)

480 @476 I like Perry a lot too, but I have read that he gave illegals instate tuition and financial aid. It's outrageous that my daughter, a US citizen, would have to pay more for college if she came here for it.

So I'm a little suspicious now.
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The little nagging thing that bugs me about Perry is remembering that he called Romney "heartless" on illegal immigration.

Makes me go "Hmm..."

Posted by: junior at July 17, 2015 02:13 AM (FRGa/)

481 Just finished reading The Martian by Andy Weir and highly recommend it! A great cast away story.

Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:14 AM (UnJ7w)

482 I'm from Texas and Perry's been dead to me for awhile after his tuition for illegals stunt. He's a fucking dumbass too, don't let his stupid glasses fool you. Although after this cocksucker is out of office Perry would be a thousand times better suited for the presidency.

Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:17 AM (UnJ7w)

483
>>>And if you were flirting with the pillows, I don't want to know about it, couch fucker.

Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2015 02:03 AM (M/gdM)<<<

There is nothing wrong with a man and a nice soft, fluffy pillow being together!



And thanks to the recent Supreme Court decision, a man also has the right to be with a husband (pillow).


Posted by: NAMPLA (North American Man Pillow Love Association) at July 17, 2015 02:18 AM (t2xH3)

484 482 I'm from Texas and Perry's been dead to me for awhile after his tuition for illegals stunt. He's a fucking dumbass too, don't let his stupid glasses fool you. Although after this cocksucker is out of office Perry would be a thousand times better suited for the presidency.

Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:17 AM (UnJ7w)



Every day I see responsible dog owners walking back from the park with baggies that would be a thousand times better suited for the Presidency than what we've got....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 02:19 AM (EzgxV)

485 Even if you are not the father and you can prove it, a judge can make you responsible for support.

The judge wants somebody to support the kid and to move on to the next case.

Your fat ass will do just as well as someone else's.

Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 02:20 AM (MQEz6)

486 The little nagging thing that bugs me about Perry is remembering that he called Romney "heartless" on illegal immigration.

Makes me go "Hmm..."

Posted by: junior at July 17, 2015 02:13 AM (FRGa/)

Yes, not to mention that he did nothing about securing the border after being Gov for what, a dozen years or so?

Posted by: Blano at July 17, 2015 02:20 AM (heN73)

487 I'm from Texas and Perry's been dead to me for awhile after his tuition for illegals stunt. He's a fucking dumbass too, don't let his stupid glasses fool you. Although after this cocksucker is out of office Perry would be a thousand times better suited for the presidency.

Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:17 AM (UnJ7w)

Which part of Texas, and are you still there?

Posted by: Blano at July 17, 2015 02:21 AM (heN73)

488 I'm quite suspicious of everyone at this point.

But Perry is my guy barring a major f*ckup.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 02:22 AM (h7qPi)

489 Why pick Perry over Walker?

Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 02:22 AM (MQEz6)

490 Hmm. It's almost like we've invited so many people from other countries into our country that our "leaders" feel the need to pander to them at our country's expense. This does not feel like protection at all.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 17, 2015 02:23 AM (GzDYP)

491 489 Why pick Perry over Walker?

Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 02:22 AM (MQEz6)



Perry made 'em shiver.....Walker made 'em bleed.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 02:23 AM (EzgxV)

492
Yes, not to mention that he did nothing about securing the border after being Gov for what, a dozen years or so?
Posted by: Blano at July 17, 2015 02:20 AM (heN73)

I can certainly sympathize with him though. The immigration debate is a very touchy subject for Texans because there are so many wonderful people from Mexico here and many who struggled mightily to get here legally and illegally.
There has to be an adult in the room though and admit that letting everybody in the country is not sane. No country can survive being the Salvation Army to the world.

Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:24 AM (UnJ7w)

493 I dislike Walker the least.

That is as fanboy as I will get.

Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 02:26 AM (MQEz6)

494
Which part of Texas, and are you still there?
Posted by: Blano at July 17, 2015 02:21 AM (heN73)

I'm still here in west Texas the odessa/midland area.

Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:26 AM (UnJ7w)

495 Hey everybody.

Turns out CNN is covering the current PP abortion scandal. They have a few stories but this is the main one:

http://tinyurl.com/pqxwlxp

And, a conservative friend of mine at FB actually *liked* this CNN editorial on the controversy.

http://tinyurl.com/onw3ktu

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2015 02:26 AM (ntObR)

496 @176 @98
I love Amy Schumer too. My husband always said women aren't funny but he's DVRd all of her show episodes. She's like a white girl Chappelle. She's coming out with a movie that's supposed to be really funny too. I'm glad she pisses off the SJWs.
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I don't know a thing about her (except, of course, that some idiot called her a racist after not reading or seeing any of her material), but she's trending on Facebook today. Apparently GQ has her on the front cover wearing a version of the Princess Leia bikini. The trending page for her also includes what I suspect is a pic from inside the article that has her naked in bed (a modesty bedsheet covers up to her waist, and her hair is strategically positioned), with R2-D2 and C3PO. Both she and C3PO are smoking a cigarette.

Posted by: junior at July 17, 2015 02:27 AM (FRGa/)

497 Didn't Perry mobilize the National Guard and end up in federal court for trying to enforce federal immigration laws?

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 02:27 AM (iL8rV)

498 Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:24 AM (UnJ7w)

Wonderful and illegal?

Nope.

I don't care if they can fucking walk on water. They need to get the fuck out.

Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 02:28 AM (MQEz6)

499 junior, I thought Amy Schumer was a SJW?????

If I'm wrong, please let me know.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2015 02:28 AM (ntObR)

500 Interesting legal case, with novel legal argument:

http://tinyurl.com/ppl8684

"A woman fighting her ex-husband for control of their frozen embryos testified Thursday that she never believed she was bound by an agreement at the heart of the dispute: a statement in 2010, shortly after their wedding and her diagnosis with breast cancer, saying the embryos were to be destroyed if they divorced.

When she and Stephen Findley signed the agreement with the reproductive health center at UCSF, Mimi Lee said, she intended to adhere to its terms and comply with the university’s conditions for storage and future use, or destruction, of the embryos. But Lee, testifying in San Francisco Superior Court, said she believed at the time, and still believes, that “there were conditions under which we ... I could change my mind.”

A more accurate headline:

When Wimminses Sign Your So-Called "Contracts," They Can Change Their Minds Because of the FEELZ!

Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2015 02:30 AM (jBuUi)

501
Hey qdp if you're not still doing what you did at Metro what are you doing now instead?
Asking for a friend-

Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 02:30 AM (YJeFl)

502 MAx, not doing much any more. ;-)

As I posted a few nights ago, they did a great job of blackballing me from ever being employable again.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2015 02:31 AM (ntObR)

503 Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:24 AM (UnJ7w)

Wonderful and illegal?

Nope.

I don't care if they can fucking walk on water. They need to get the fuck out.

Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 02:28 AM (MQEz6)

I agree with Arson that there's a ton of wonderful Mexicans and Mexican descendants here. But anyone here illegally, wherever they're from, needs to GTFO.

Posted by: Blano at July 17, 2015 02:31 AM (heN73)

504 Wonderful and illegal?
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 02:28 AM (MQEz6)

Many came here illegally and were granted Amnesty by Reagan. I know many who love this country and have become very sucessful regardless of how they came here originally.

Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:31 AM (UnJ7w)

505 I'm not terribly impressed with Perry.

Also, on a practical level, if he wins the primary, in the general election tens of millions of people will vote against him simply because he was a Texas governor. It may not be fair, but it's reality. They'll hear "Texas governor" and think "Boooossshh!!"

Posted by: rickl at July 17, 2015 02:32 AM (sdi6R)

506 Get a lot of help from my family nowadays. Thankfully I have relatives who are doing pretty well right now.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 17, 2015 02:33 AM (ntObR)

507 Is Ace up late tonight?

I have a tweet from 9 minutes ago.

Posted by: Blano at July 17, 2015 02:33 AM (heN73)

508 Btw, I strongly concur with y'alls sentiments. When people ask me how we could send them back when I'm friends with the ones who originally came here illegally i just tell them "you got lucky, so be thankful for reagan".

Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:34 AM (UnJ7w)

509
504 Wonderful and illegal?
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 02:28 AM (MQEz6)

Many came here illegally and were granted Amnesty by Reagan. I know many who love this country and have become very sucessful regardless of how they came here originally.
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:31 AM (UnJ7w)

Well, those that were were granted amnesty may stay.

Those that have not been granted amnesty should leave, wonderful America-lovers or not.

Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 02:34 AM (MQEz6)

510 @499 junior, I thought Amy Schumer was a SJW?????

If I'm wrong, please let me know.
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qdp -

Like I said, I don't know a thing about her aside from the fact that some idiot recently called her racist with no basis. But some of the guys upthread (check the posts referenced at the top of my post for a couple of examples) were calling her a "white Dave Chappelle". And those guys upthread seem to like her.

That sounds promising, imo.

But currently, I know nothing about her.

Aside from the fact that if someone who looked like her walked up to me, I'd give that person the time of day.

Posted by: junior at July 17, 2015 02:35 AM (FRGa/)

511 498 Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:24 AM (UnJ7w)

Wonderful and illegal?

Nope.

I don't care if they can fucking walk on water. They need to get the fuck out.

Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 02:28 AM (MQEz6)



There is a historical context (which, BTW, I think has been systematically abused). The US/Mexico border is, for the most part, lightly populated. There have been generations of families that moved North in the Spring and South in the Fall to work.




That said, I want a border that is so squeaky-tight that it counts the number of coyotes and peccary that pass it -- because if we're going to decide what we're going to do with people, we need to know the people we're talking about.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 02:35 AM (EzgxV)

512 I guess i'm in the minority, but Amy Schumer isn't even remotely funny. She's trending because her movie starts tomorrow.
The trailers I have seen show that every joke in the movie is just like her stand-up. Read: all sex, all sex, all sex. Hey everybody, I have a vagina and I use it! A lot!

That photo shoot you mentioned? Do an image search for her name +bikini, & you see what she really looks like.

Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2015 02:36 AM (xRvpt)

513 Many came here illegally and were granted Amnesty by Reagan. I know many who love this country and have become very sucessful regardless of how they came here originally.

what is your address? me and my family will move in next week, permanently

you will pay for my familys healthcare, education and almost everything else , cuz food stamps/EBIC

Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 02:36 AM (u8n3X)

514 Well the '86 illegals aren't illegals anymore. They got lucky. It's just all the ones since then that are the issue.

Overall great people though. Would even like to marry one someday if that's in my future.

Posted by: Blano at July 17, 2015 02:36 AM (heN73)

515 Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 02:36 AM (u8n3X)

See post 508.

Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:38 AM (UnJ7w)

516
eman's detachment from personalities is something many here might take a look at.

But beyond that, step back and take a look at the whole focus on presidential politics. Nothing bad, disastrous, outrageous and stupid in the last 6 years (and it blots out the sun) was possible because one particularly alien and unfit idiot was elected president. It was possible because your neighbors and friends elected him (twice, FFS), and because every institution in the country either shares his stupid and destructive instincts, or lacks the brains and integrity to do anything to rein them in (as parts were designed to do by the founders, and other parts grew to do over our history).

None of this will change regardless of who wins the GOP nomination, even if that person wins the WH. That's not just anger or ennui or despair welling up in the last few months at the latest round of extraordinary nonsense. It's nature's way of telling you that things really *are* bad, in a fundamental way. Not quite, but it's almost as if the presidential reality show is as vapid a distraction asthe crap that dominates pop culture today.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 17, 2015 02:38 AM (QDnY+)

517 Yeah I view Amy Schumer as a SJW. Yeah she does some politically incorrect humor. But she's like Daniel Tosh. She thinks its ok to do those kind of jokes because she actually thinks the "right thoughts."

Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 02:39 AM (zt+N6)

518 Posted by: Blano at July 17, 2015 02:36 AM (heN73)

I agree. We cannot just let everybody and their dog in and expect the principles and foundations of the country to survive. People coming here have to be a use to the country not the other way around.

Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:40 AM (UnJ7w)

519 We could have built a secure border and have legally let in millions of Mexicans to do work and go home or stay, but the powers that be were too arrogant and lazy and disrespectful to the United States and the American People to do that.

Instead we got what got and the folks in charge are mad that we don't like it.

Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 02:41 AM (MQEz6)

520 As a corollary to the "arguing with leftists" topic...I am ctive on Facebook (I know, I know...I enjoy it, and only reveal what I want to be seen, blah blah blah). Anyway, I have hooked up with a group of nominal conservatives. One of them has an absolute hardon for Trump, ripping him at every opportunity, unfriending anyone who objects to vehemently. In the vein of *some* people around here, any positive comment about whatever Trump has said (in 2015) results in one being branded a Trumpbot, idiot, racist, xenophobe, etc, etc. It's a mirror image of the Cochran-McConnell election in MS.

Now, I am no Trump supporter (full disclosure...I back Cruz, would readily accept Walker, and would vote, with reservations, for just about any Pub but Huckabee). I am not a slack-jawed "Teatard" caricature. Trump could probably be more polished, but I cannot find a problem with any of his recent statements. Yeah, I know about his past positions....right now, he is walking through hell in a gasoline suit, drawing attention to subjects that everyone else is avoiding. He is the fly in the ointment, the pain in the ass, and if it takes this carnival barking clown to say what we want to hear, go for it. Nobody else is even giving us mere lip service.

Posted by: Tunnel Snake at July 17, 2015 02:42 AM (EARfr)

521 >>>When Wimminses Sign Your So-Called "Contracts," They Can Change Their Minds Because of the FEELZ!



Posted by: zombie at July 17, 2015 02:30 AM (jBuUi)<<<

That's okay with us.

Posted by: 6 SCOTUS Justasses at July 17, 2015 02:42 AM (t2xH3)

522 Instead we got what got and the folks in charge are mad that we don't like it.
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 02:41 AM (MQEz6)

The folks in charge have said FYTW and are going to have amnesty one way or another fucking way.

Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:43 AM (UnJ7w)

523 Nobody else is even giving us mere lip service.
Posted by: Tunnel Snake at July 17, 2015 02:42 AM (EARfr)

Right fuckin' on!

Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:44 AM (UnJ7w)

524
506 I'm smelling something similar in my neighborhood. But you didn't make a career change (yet)???
About 45 years ago my mom told me that the real disadvantage of going into medicine or education is that all it takes is an accusation to destroy your career. True-false doesn't matter.
Oh well she tried.

Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 02:45 AM (YJeFl)

525 I have a different opinion. The Government of Mexico teaches in their government-run schools that they claim the lands they gave up in the Mexican-American War of 1848, in direct violation of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo.
They are in absolute violation by government action of the terms of the cessation of the war - they provide government assistance and legal warfare to support invasion of our nation and this is done for (1) hard currency, (2) a lessening of the costs of their own "safety net", and (3) a deliberate long-term attempt in their own words of "reconquista", or re-conquering California, Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas.

Technically, due to their Government's actions, we are in the State Of War Declared in 1846.

I've lived on the border all my life - my father was in the INS - I would not shed a single tear if we bombed them.

We should demand that they stop, that they provide matching funds for a fence, and if they do not, we should seize Baja California and give it to Israel.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 17, 2015 02:46 AM (/BV4k)

526 look Arson Wells , I know you are a dim wit, but in the next 100 years the whites, blacks, and asians will got to war to push you fookers out of the USA.

Mexicans are already ethnically cleansing parts of LA. the tide will turn.

John Derbyshire has already predicted that one whites necome less than 50% of the US the gloves will come off


good luck with your hispanic luv

Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 02:48 AM (u8n3X)

527 Posted by: Inspector Cussword at July 17, 2015 02:46 AM (/BV4k)

La Raza comes to mind and btw, don't they have obama's ear as frequent guests to the White House?
+1 for baja going to Israel, talk about killing two birds with one stone!

Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:49 AM (UnJ7w)

528 @520


Trump got the ball rolling on the debate, but there have been at least a couple of others who've spoken up since then. Fiorina's said some stuff about illegal immigration recently, and iirc Jindal said something as well. But Trump's drawn all the attention to himself, so there hasn't been much comment on the remarks that others have made.

Posted by: junior at July 17, 2015 02:49 AM (FRGa/)

529
526 Mexicans are mos def ethnically cleansing l.a. but it isn't the whites being pushed out.
Except lausd

Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 02:50 AM (YJeFl)

530 good luck with your hispanic luv
Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 02:48 AM (u8n3X)

Where did I say I supported Illegal Immigration? And what the fuck is your problem and reading comprehension skills?

Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:50 AM (UnJ7w)

531
527 But watch what happens to baja if the Israelis ran it for a while
Makingthe desert bloom

Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 02:51 AM (YJeFl)

532 Some people find hostility and conflict charming but really folks some of us are here to relax

Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 02:52 AM (YJeFl)

533 Whenever somebody tells me that I'm "anti-immigrant" I respond:

Illegal. i-l-l-e-g-a-l. Illegal.

Then I'll usually get a lecture about the Statue of Liberty and the American Indian, er, Native American.

To which I say, ok then reopen Ellis Island and screen the people coming in, and, that the Native Americans resisted the invasion, albeit unsuccessfully.

Don;t mind me, I just finished a 5th of bourbon and am about to go to bed.

Posted by: Tunnel Snake at July 17, 2015 02:52 AM (EARfr)

534 Then I'll usually get a lecture about the Statue of Liberty


A French poem on a statue is not a national policy. And it doesn't mention anything about pricks wanting to go on welfare and turning this country into the shithole one they came from.

Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 02:57 AM (zt+N6)

535 Arson well,, it is your tone


you are not a moron, just some sjb prolly paid to post here.

now to prove your moron-ness describe Mary Clogenstein in the next 3 minutes
time stamp 12:59 MDT, go

Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 02:57 AM (u8n3X)

536
Oh ffs another self-appointed puppetmaster.
I doubt he's here to follow orders from some internet stranger

Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 02:59 AM (YJeFl)

537
How about we start more modestly.

Just have Israel design and build the border barrier with Mexico. Or better yet, let US firms, Israelis, and South Koreans all build different sections, in a quasi-competitive nature during the early stages, with best cost/schedule numbers and efficacy determine who gets to complete the major portion.

Not that literally anything amazes any more (in a good way), but even here there is a contingent of non-cretinous people who seem to actually believe a border barrier is infeasible or ineffective. Roughly equivalent to believing an electrical grid cannot be built, or manned flight is not possible.

This would not be, in design or probably cost, among even the top 10 civil engineering wonders of America. People lose their minds for some reason when considering this matter.

And, especially in the early stages, the effect on every bad aspect of illegal immigration would be dramatic, concrete, and material to the issue.

Even among "conservatives" aware enough to worry about this issue, there is a shockingly large contingent that just ignores common sense and reality (incl. lots of current experience, could call it data, from parts of the border that have been sealed) whenever the border barrier comes up in discussion.


Posted by: rhomboid at July 17, 2015 03:00 AM (QDnY+)

538 There was an incident I read about where they didn't do it the old fashioned way. Male doctor worked in a fertility clinic. One of his female co-workers gave him a blowjob, and apparently froze his resulting "sample" without his knowledge. She then used it to get pregnant.

He was found liable for child support when she sued years later.
Posted by: junior at July 17, 2015 02:01 AM (FRGa/)


Come to think of it, there was also a statutory rape case a while back. The boy was 15, and the woman was a little over twice his age. She was convicted, but had a kid as a result. A court stuck him with the child support.
Posted by: junior at July 17, 2015 02:05 AM (FRGa/)

That's why you've gotta get in there with a really tiny stamp that says "For recreational purposes only, not to be used for procreation." before you get a BJ.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 02:09 AM (

That's why you've gotta get in there with a really tiny stamp that says "For recreational purposes only, not to be used for procreation." before you get a BJ.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 02:09 AM (


I'm betting that since the woman helped to procure the spooge, the courts feel that is almost as good as manually knocking said strumpet up.

I used to warn players for us to always wear a rubber, and that they take it off, tie it up, and take it with them.

A pocket with a little spooge in it is cheaper to get cleaned than 18 years of child support.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper at July 17, 2015 03:01 AM (Z7G74)

539 Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 02:57 AM (u8n3X)

Nice post!

Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 03:02 AM (UnJ7w)

540 I doubt he's here to follow orders from some internet stranger
Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 02:59 AM (YJeFl)

DAve, you referring to myself or Arson?

Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 03:03 AM (u8n3X)

541 537 True

Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 03:04 AM (YJeFl)

542 oops, meant Rhomboid. I is funny that people think a border fence is impossible when the fucking ancient chinese did it, lol. The biggest con the progs/liberals pull is getting everybody to think everything is futile. just sit back and let it happen.

Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 03:05 AM (UnJ7w)

543 La Raza comes to mind and btw, don't they have obama's ear as frequent guests to the White House?
+1 for baja going to Israel, talk about killing two birds with one stone!

Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 02:49 AM (UnJ7w)

Someone posted here, today I think, that there are 4 Hispanic, immigration organizations within walking distance of the White House. La Raza being one of them.

Posted by: Blano at July 17, 2015 03:05 AM (heN73)

544 Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 03:02
2 minutes late.


welp, I see you don't know shit about Mary Clogensteyn



kindly go fuck your seldf

Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 03:06 AM (u8n3X)

545 540 I doubt he's here to follow orders from some internet stranger
Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 02:59 AM (YJeFl)

DAve, you referring to myself or Arson?

Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 03:03 AM (u8n3X)




Yeah, moron #73 always struck me as someone who had been around for a while.....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 03:07 AM (EzgxV)

546
540 Anyone who gives orders or issues chasllenges for others to perform. There's been a problem with that here lately. Issueing orders and then spewing hostility when they're not obeyed.
If I wanted conflict I could just call my ex

Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 03:07 AM (YJeFl)

547 Posted by: Blano at July 17, 2015 03:05 AM (heN73)

Yeah I've heard that too. Doesn't surprise me and it fits the narrative that this country is racist and unjust so obama's going to knock it down a few notches.

Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 03:08 AM (UnJ7w)

548 Well I for one am far from convinced that the addition of alcohol to these conversations is an unvarnished good. I'll just put it that way.

Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 03:09 AM (YJeFl)

549 If I wanted conflict I could just call my ex
Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 03:07 AM (YJeFl)

Lol, nice.

Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 03:10 AM (UnJ7w)

550 548 Well I for one am far from convinced that the addition of alcohol to these conversations is an unvarnished good. I'll just put it that way.

Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 03:09 AM (YJeFl)



Then, again -- it's entirely possible that alcohol helps us tolerate some of the rest of the people on this blog.....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 03:11 AM (EzgxV)

551 Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 03:06 AM (u8n3X)

Arson Wells has been posting here for a while.

Posted by: Maetenloch at July 17, 2015 03:11 AM (wqVD1)

552 We've secretly replaced a random commenter's alcohol with PCP! Let's see if anyone can tell the difference!

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 03:12 AM (iL8rV)

553 Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 03:07

yup, been around for a while
just intemitant and had floating nic's till this one


moron#73!!!!
what is beat in life!!!!

Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 03:13 AM (u8n3X)

554 Thank you Maetenloch.

Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 03:13 AM (UnJ7w)

555 welp, I see you don't know shit about Mary Clogensteyn
------------------------------
Or maybe he simply knows that age old rule:

Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics.
Even if tou win, you're still retarded.

Posted by: Chi at July 17, 2015 03:13 AM (xRvpt)

556 542 oops, meant Rhomboid. I is funny that people think a border fence is impossible when the fucking ancient chinese did it, lol. The biggest con the progs/liberals pull is getting everybody to think everything is futile. just sit back and let it happen.
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 03:05 AM (UnJ7w)


Like the one the left always spews that it will take 10 years to get the ANWR oil flowing?

They said that is why we couldn't do it in 2001. Well, 14 years later we would be fucking swimming in oil.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper at July 17, 2015 03:13 AM (Z7G74)

557 556 The fundamental mistake is to assume good faith

Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 03:15 AM (YJeFl)

558 551 Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 03:06 AM (u8n3X)

Arson Wells has been posting here for a while.

Posted by: Maetenloch at July 17, 2015 03:11 AM (wqVD1)




I'm not sure there are any noobs involved. MAx is DAve and goes back a long while; moron #73 strikes me as a long-term 'ron, though I can't identify a prior; and Arson Wells didn't just wander in here last night.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 03:15 AM (EzgxV)

559 Posted by: Maetenloch at

I'll be nice, my bad Maetenloch.

Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 03:16 AM (u8n3X)

560 >>>Not that literally anything amazes any more (in a good way), but even
here there is a contingent of non-cretinous people who seem to actually
believe a border barrier is infeasible or ineffective. Roughly
equivalent to believing an electrical grid cannot be built, or manned
flight is not possible.<<<




"Star Wars"... we'll never be able to shoot a missile down with another missile... stupid Reagan... just forget it!!!



ANWR... it'll take like 10 years to get anything out of the ground... it'll never be worth it... just forget it!!!



Border fence... it'll cost too much and take forever to build... someone will just build a bigger ladder, or dig a tunnel under it so it'll never stop anybody... just forget it!!!

Posted by: same old trip at July 17, 2015 03:18 AM (t2xH3)

561 Enemies of hope are nobody's friends

Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 03:19 AM (YJeFl)

562 Leaving ER

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 03:19 AM (iL8rV)

563 562 Leaving ER

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 03:19 AM (iL8rV)



How are you doin'? Good to go?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 03:20 AM (EzgxV)

564 562 Nice to only have to worry about yourself for as long as it takes to get home

Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 03:21 AM (YJeFl)

565 Yet the reason the democrats keep winning is because they have "good intentions". It's amazing how much one can get away with by saying they meant to do good. I had a discussion with someone IRL about the Confederate flag. I said i didn't understand how a democrat symbol is taken down(confederate flag) and yet the republicans are still the bad guys. The other person told me well the democrats really care about the poor and minorities. Ugh.

Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 03:21 AM (UnJ7w)

566 Follow up appointment set. Going on 24 hours up, and about 10 hours of sleep in the last 72.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 03:29 AM (iL8rV)

567
Here's the thing. I have a few GOP I'll vote for with enthusiasm, and many more with which I can hold my nose to prevent a continuation of Dem executive branch dominance.
But after the gay marriage ruling; the celebration of weakness as strength, and cowardice as courage (see: Iran nuclear negotiations); a population given to frivolity and celebrity nonsense; not necessarily the election, but most certainly the re-election, of our current shoddy president; the upcoming persecution via tax and legal code of traditional churches concerning marriage; the stupidity of our culture in transitioning from a mass shooting to banning reruns of a family-friendly show due to a symbol on a '78 Dodge Charger; and the general lack of work ethic that I see...
My dad has a small bit of land in rural Ky, and knows cattle, and recently, I've been learning all I can about livestock, because people will always need animal protein...
I've been learning crops, and gardening, and how to plant from seed...
I know how to hammer a nail, but I'm trying to learn more, to become more handy...
I know how to handle a rifle and a shotgun, but thinking of getting a CCW, not because I "right now" feel the need to carry, but because I think of handiness and comfort at a future date, and want the training from a pro...
Long story short, I think of what Insty calls... "bad luck"... andam more and more thinking that maybe we are in a period of societal decadence and that I or my offspring need to be prepared when it all falls apart.

Posted by: Lee in KY at July 17, 2015 03:31 AM (zcHXI)

568 So Arson,

please tell me about Mary Clogenstein.
do you know Mary?

Maetenloch, if I'm all crossways on this, stop me now

thanks,
me

Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 03:31 AM (u8n3X)

569 We've secretly replaced a random commenter's alcohol with PCP! Let's see if anyone can tell the difference!

****yyyyeeeaaarrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!****

*heart explodes*

Well, I guess that means I'm done for the night.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 17, 2015 03:32 AM (bZQB+)

570 Neil, it's not streaming audio that's making you sound bad, it's you.

Oh, stop me if you've heard this one: Joe Biden walks into a bar...and wakes up in the hospital with a concussion.

Posted by: Rich Fader at July 17, 2015 03:33 AM (LeeQi)

571 welp, I see you don't know shit about Mary Clogensteyn


kindly go fuck your seldf
Posted by: moron #73 at July 17, 2015 03:06 AM


well you also spelled it wrong

*grabs bucket 'o popcorn and ducks*

Posted by: TJ Camper at July 17, 2015 03:35 AM (o1sfH)

572 Nite Horde.

Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 03:42 AM (UnJ7w)

573 And home.

*contemplates drinking heavily*

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 03:52 AM (Gosad)

574 Figures, I'm finally ready to drink and I'm alone.

There are worse crosses to bear.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 04:03 AM (Gosad)

575
568 I highly doubt Arson is here to do your bidding. However, it looks like he's been run off, so there's that.
Rather than fomenting conflict, got anything positive or productive worth reading or talking about???

Posted by: MAx at July 17, 2015 04:11 AM (YJeFl)

576 Remember the synthanol (sp?) they had in Star Trek:TNG where intoxication could be banned with a thought? Yeah, that's nice, but I want a synthetic drug that mimics the buzz/intoxication without the calories, because then I could pound it like a motherf*cker without worrying one night of drinks would undo 2 weeks of good calorie counting.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 04:13 AM (Gosad)

577 And anecdotally, if not proven, half a beer in 10 minutes on an empty stomach and no sleep for over 24 hours, enforced by Provigil and multiple energy drinks, will mess you up as much as a six-pack.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 04:16 AM (Gosad)

578 With all due respect to Maetenloch, and he knows I do respect him, I will say you're crossways. Go ahead and tear someone else's remarks to bits, fine, but these true moron loyalty oath tests are stupid and self-defeating as they make the people making them look like petty *ssholes. YMMV.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 04:23 AM (Gosad)

579 BCochran, I signed off before wishing you a Happy Birthday. So belated Happy B-Day ya big lug!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 17, 2015 04:24 AM (jR7Wy)

580 Hi Eris!

And yes, happy birthday to Cochran. The Mick hatred will resume tomorrow.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 04:30 AM (Gosad)

581 580 Hi Eris!

And yes, happy birthday to Cochran. The Mick hatred will resume tomorrow.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 04:30 AM (Gosad)



Wait a second -- it's on a schedule?!?!?!?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 04:35 AM (EzgxV)

582 Well, if you take every day to be a schedule, then yes.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 04:38 AM (Gosad)

583 these true moron loyalty oath tests
are stupid and self-defeating as they make the people making them look
like petty *ssholes. YMMV.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 04:23 AM
--------

My #571 was mostly snark-in-good-fun. I've never said boo to him (or you, hi!) and assume he's a fine fellow but I admit to a bit of a passive-agressiveyness-ish swipe at that attitude.

Posted by: TJ Camper at July 17, 2015 04:39 AM (o1sfH)

584 I thought about taking some melatonin here before bed. I think I would sleep until Sunday if I did, so I passed.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 04:40 AM (Gosad)

585 OK, so who managed to score the Amazon Prime Day barrel of lube? http://observer.com/2015/07/at-1k- 55-gallon-bottle-of-lube-is -amazon-prime-days-best-deal/

Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 04:43 AM (EzgxV)

586 Good night morons, stay frosty.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at July 17, 2015 04:43 AM (Gosad)

587 OK, so who managed to score the Amazon Prime Day
barrel of lube? http://observer.com/2015/07/at-1k-
55-gallon-bottle-of-lube-is -amazon-prime-days-best-deal/
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 04:43 AM
-

I'm a prepper.




What?


Posted by: TJ Camper, Boy Scout at July 17, 2015 04:48 AM (o1sfH)

588 OK -- just rebuilt the bed with everything laundered (not easy for a one-person job) including sachets in her pillows. Maybe she'll be too tired to notice that the rest of the house is a disaster (or maybe I'll get it cleaned).

Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 04:52 AM (EzgxV)

589 587 OK, so who managed to score the Amazon Prime Day
barrel of lube? http://observer.com/2015/07/at-1k-
55-gallon-bottle-of-lube-is -amazon-prime-days-best-deal/
Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 04:43 AM
-

I'm a prepper.




What?


Posted by: TJ Camper, Boy Scout at July 17, 2015 04:48 AM (o1sfH)




Always Be Prepared, eh?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 17, 2015 04:53 AM (EzgxV)

590 My girlfriend makes squeeky noises, think fingers on wet tupperware, when not lubed properly.



I don't get out much.

Posted by: TJ Camper, Boy Scout at July 17, 2015 04:56 AM (o1sfH)

591 But I am getting out now for smokes before bed.

dammit

I'd quit for 10 yrs


*slinks off to 7-11*

Good mornin' to ya' if I don't resurface.



Posted by: TJ Camper, Boy Scout at July 17, 2015 04:58 AM (o1sfH)

592 And a fine top o the mornin to ye!

Posted by: OG CELTIC AMERICAN at July 17, 2015 05:07 AM (H6Nmr)

593 ...and back. Damn, I should be asleep.

back atchya, OG!

Posted by: TJ Camper at July 17, 2015 05:12 AM (o1sfH)

594 Who's gonna rape us today?

Posted by: OG CELTIC AMERICAN at July 17, 2015 05:13 AM (H6Nmr)

595 Night all.

Here is "Midnight Mover" by Accept:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9el2lg2olpE

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 17, 2015 05:14 AM (7YlUk)

596 Watching a BBC news segment with Milo Yiannopolous (sp?) and some blonde with over-sized frames (how I hate thee!) about the gender "pay gap". The anchor tees it up by mentioning that David Cameron had proposed that companies be forced to publish employee salaries in an effort to affect change on that front.

Really? Wow. Wish I could say I was more surprised than I am.




Posted by: TJ Camper at July 17, 2015 05:17 AM (o1sfH)

597 Here is "Midnight Mover" by Accept:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9el2lg2olpE
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 17, 2015 05:14 AM
---

Yeah, I just immediately clicked on the Balls to the Wall in the YT sidebar.

Posted by: TJ Camper at July 17, 2015 05:19 AM (o1sfH)

598 Mornin' Fap Nation.

Time for this drill thrall to get back in the game.

How many quatloos on this seasoned warrior, forged by fire? Ante up, my friends!!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She who bore me died in a freestyle match at July 17, 2015 05:26 AM (jR7Wy)

599 Well, I'm at work. Early. Looking for mischief before the grownups arrive. A sheet of heavy grey clouds is rolling eastward, snuffing out the sun that would otherwise rise in eight minutes. Wawa coffee is very good.

Posted by: Spellcheck at July 17, 2015 05:38 AM (1mPbg)

600 Yeah, I just immediately clicked on the Balls to the Wall in the YT sidebar.

Posted by: TJ Camper at July 17, 2015 05:19 AM (o1sfH)


Who wouldn't?

Posted by: Barney Frank at July 17, 2015 05:41 AM (7YlUk)

601 They could just work us six 10-hour days, but it's 12-8-12-8-20. More likely to kill than make us stronger.
Minimum wage plus time-and-a-half would pay better than salary.

Posted by: Spellcheck at July 17, 2015 05:48 AM (1mPbg)

602 (sigh)
Old ONT meme:
Too quiet...

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 17, 2015 06:22 AM (xq1UY)

603 You work a 20 hour shift? I'm sure you're extra sharp around hour 17.

Posted by: fluffy at July 17, 2015 06:29 AM (2iV3X)

604 Not if you'we hunting wabbits. Almost time for eawlly mawning thwead anyway.

Posted by: Elmer Fudd at July 17, 2015 06:30 AM (6qR/9)

605 Old ONT meme: Too quiet... Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 17, 2015 06:22 AM

One can only hope that, even now, Vic is polishing his welcome (but many times aggravating) morning array of news articles....

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 17, 2015 06:34 AM (JaVx+)

606 Mornin' everyone. AM fresh hell check.

Posted by: Weasel at July 17, 2015 07:25 AM (6xtq3)

607 Kinda surprised nobody has commented on Neil Young. AM radio absolutely blows. He's completely wrong about that. FM is better, but still does compress the audio so it can be trasnmitted easier.

But 8 tracks and cassettes ? Analog tape, in whatever form, so long as it works - IS better than streaming MP3. Streaming music is not sending you the full digital WAV file, let alone any other "lossless compression" format. Even the digitization process itself results in the loss of some fidelity compared to analog tape.

I would ask Neil how he thinks people get his music, but clearly that isn't even relevant since he thinks AM radio is better than streaming.

Posted by: deadrody at July 17, 2015 09:27 AM (W15tP)

608 Hard for me to feel sorry for Chicago voters; they put themselves in this situation. Don't want to be screwed over by public unions? Then stop voting for corrupt Dim politicians who've been bought and paid for by public unions. What did you idiots think was going to happen?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 17, 2015 10:41 AM (kGrdk)

609 Not that literally anything amazes any more (in a good way), but even here there is a contingent of non-cretinous people who seem to actually believe a border barrier is infeasible or ineffective. Roughly equivalent to believing an electrical grid cannot be built, or manned flight is not possible.
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They don't want a border barrier. It's a lot easier to convince yourself that something isn't possible if you don't want it in the first place.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 17, 2015 10:47 AM (kGrdk)

610 Supposedly what can't continue, won't continue. The writer doesn't tell us how schools are paid for in Chicago--but then what the heck, the service they deliver in those schools is so crummy that maybe the teachers do it for free.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 17, 2015 11:16 AM (Sda6L)

611 There are several faith-based insurance firms. I don't think they would have a problem giving liability coverage to churches...in fact, it could be a new revenue stream for them. Not only that, but some of the larger denominations are self-insured when it come to health insurance and other things...so it would really be the standalone churches that might take a hit.

But, trust me, there will be Christian insurers who step in and take business away from those who choose to drop a church due to its beliefs.

Posted by: KG at July 17, 2015 11:24 AM (F8s9H)

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