Free Beacon: Hillary's Drinking is the Talk of the Town

It's all anyone can talk about, pretty much!

The lady likes her tipple. Got to give her that.

Guy behind her has that "Are my friends looking?" sort of look in his eyes

Incidentally, Hillary earlier offered "mush-mouth" talk on the Iran deal, as Rush called it; Rush noted that a reporter tried to clarify, "Do you support the deal or oppose it?," but Hillary did not answer. She rushed offstage, most likely for a refreshment, probably with some kick to it.

She is now putting out the word that she takes no position on the Iran deal-- that, like "everyone," she "lives somewhere" between support and opposition.

Jake Tapper snarked, "Some people have timeshares there" (i.e., some, like Hillary, refuse to take positions on anything -- she did the same with the TPP).

Posted by: Ace at 06:52 PM

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1 Drinking thread?

Dammit, of course I'm at work.

Posted by: Bete resigned to just watching the world burn at July 14, 2015 06:53 PM (F9322)

2 Is that Charlie Sheen behind Hillary! there?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2015 06:54 PM (eHOVP)

3 But can she jiggle her breasts?

Posted by: freaked at July 14, 2015 06:54 PM (BO/km)

4 Mom used to get into the cooking sherry. That or the Quaaludes.

Posted by: mojo at July 14, 2015 06:55 PM (OmBeX)

5 See. She's just like us.

Posted by: freaked at July 14, 2015 06:56 PM (BO/km)

6 Iirc, the tattler, Patti Solis Doyle, was poached from Hillary's 2008 campaign to head up Biden's VP campaign.
Known backstabber.

Posted by: @votermom at July 14, 2015 06:56 PM (cbfNE)

7 I hear that the White House has a pretty good bar!

Posted by: Hillary!!! at July 14, 2015 06:56 PM (V+kmg)

8 Rivid!!!

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at July 14, 2015 06:56 PM (8ZskC)

9 Okay: All those things on the left side look like recorders. WHERE IS THE AUDIO?

Posted by: Secundus at July 14, 2015 06:56 PM (+/kGh)

10 Two words: Betty Ford

Posted by: mojo at July 14, 2015 06:57 PM (OmBeX)

11 See. She's just like us.
Posted by: freaked at July 14, 2015 06:56 PM (BO/km)

Like us?

You mean...members of AA?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 14, 2015 06:57 PM (V+kmg)

12 We can combine both threads and call it the Tipple Of The Nipple thread!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 14, 2015 06:57 PM (kivUY)

13 But can she jiggle her breasts?

She has a staff of 25. She doesn't need to jiggle her own breasts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 14, 2015 06:58 PM (8ZskC)

14 Looks like that guy is extracting Hillary's Anal Beads.

Posted by: Garrett at July 14, 2015 06:58 PM (uF/YH)

15 She has a staff of 25. She doesn't need to jiggle her own breasts.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 14, 2015 06:58 PM (8ZskC)

But it only takes a staff of one. IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: Huma at July 14, 2015 06:58 PM (V+kmg)

16 3 But can she jiggle her breasts?

Posted by: freaked at July 14, 2015 06:54 PM (BO/km)

Thanks for the mental picture...

Posted by: Timon at July 14, 2015 06:58 PM (ZDJwC)

17 "Guy behind her has that "Are my friends looking?" sort of look in his eyes"
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Because he's considering shoving her in that open overhead.

Posted by: Chi at July 14, 2015 06:59 PM (xk1jI)

18 Members of AA?

No she drinks like a fish. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Specially if you are a fish. Like a carp.

Posted by: freaked at July 14, 2015 06:59 PM (BO/km)

19 No she drinks like a fish.

That would explain the smell.

Posted by: Huma Abedin Edmund Weiner at July 14, 2015 07:00 PM (8ZskC)

20 Wow, two posts in a row about boobs.

We're not worthy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 14, 2015 07:00 PM (eEb+d)

21 He's throwing her a shocker, no question.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 14, 2015 07:00 PM (2cS/G)

22 Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2015 07:00 PM (S9U/P)

23 I won't talk about Scankles drinkin' if she won't talk about my rocking chair.

Posted by: Vic - Republicans help Obama commit treason at July 14, 2015 07:01 PM (GpgJl)

24 Fat, drunk and corrupt is no way to go through life.

Posted by: Dean Wormy at July 14, 2015 07:01 PM (lRfUu)

25 Wow, two posts in a row about boobs.

We're not worthy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 14, 2015 07:00 PM (eEb+d)

And they're real and they're spectac.....

Oh who the hell am I kidding? Drink!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 14, 2015 07:01 PM (V+kmg)

26 Everytime I see that photo I cringe and laugh at the same time; Someone on that plane really didn't like Hillary.

But as far as the article, I think the aide is painting Hillary as "just like us". You know, like to go out, have a drink, gossip a little. Trying to get ahead of any scandal on booze.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2015 07:02 PM (OSs/l)

27 Lord God I think I fucked her one night when I was passing through Arkansas and she was poking her ass out from behind a vending machine at a rest stop on I-40...claimed not to give change but a good time. What a damn lie!

Posted by: TBD from Tennessee at July 14, 2015 07:03 PM (71MUL)

28 Would not hit that.
Now, Web Hubble on the other hand...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 14, 2015 07:03 PM (lRfUu)

29 Mmmm, I don't think I've ever seen ol Maggie Thatcher or Indira Ghandi throwing a gin and tonic down.

This is depressing.
Today, stopped in for lunch at a favorite haunt and the older parent of the owner came out of the kitchen wearing a Bernie! t-shirt complete with two political buttons.
And a Dem friend is lamenting his father's steadfast plan to vote for Hillary!

These two snaggletooths have locked up the Dem Senior vote...no wonder the county is in the shape it is when our parents don't have any more political insight than voting for either of these two.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 14, 2015 07:04 PM (WV80V)

30 But as far as the article, I think the aide is painting Hillary as "just like us". You know, like to go out, have a drink, gossip a little. Trying to get ahead of any scandal on booze.

She looks like she just got laid and it was the best evah!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2015 07:04 PM (S9U/P)

31 If I wanted to send a completed "All Star Game" write-up, what's Ace's email. I must have it blocked. I sent the "post" to CBD, but I don't know if he'll be around.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 14, 2015 07:04 PM (OQ9R7)

32 Wow. I'm really taken aback at how judgemental the Horde is regarding boob wrangling and modest tippling. It's like I don't know you people.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 14, 2015 07:06 PM (jR7Wy)

33 That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 14, 2015 07:06 PM (kivUY)

34 I can see the ads now:

Don't want this woman to drink herself to death out of despair and depression? Vote Hillary!

Posted by: LizLem at July 14, 2015 07:06 PM (hvf9s)

35 Rumor has it that the swelling in Hillary's cankles is 100% moonshine.

Posted by: Fritz at July 14, 2015 07:06 PM (o/UmK)

36 Is she drinking a Slippery Nipple?

Posted by: andycanuck at July 14, 2015 07:07 PM (kivUY)

37 If the thumb is in the bum, White House, here we come!

Posted by: Hill2016 at July 14, 2015 07:07 PM (2cS/G)

38 >>Ace's email

Wicket69@hirsuteworld.net

Posted by: Garrett at July 14, 2015 07:08 PM (uF/YH)

39 OT, bought my go Set a Watchmen book today!

LOL'd at this line from a review in sidebar:

"But what about the darkness of the content, the mind-blowing discovery that Atticus Finch has grown in his dotage into a bigoted segregationist?"

So in other words, your average Southern democrat?

Posted by: LizLem at July 14, 2015 07:08 PM (hvf9s)

40 Reviewing all that email is killing her.

http://tinyurl.com/no8ndlh

Posted by: Huma Abedin Edmund Weiner at July 14, 2015 07:08 PM (8ZskC)

41 Wow. I'm really taken aback at how judgemental the Horde is regarding boob wrangling and modest tippling. It's like I don't know you people.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 14, 2015 07:06 PM (jR7Wy)

Oh c'mon we're only that way with our betters.

Now, YOU on the other hand...

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 14, 2015 07:08 PM (V+kmg)

42 She has a staff of 25. She doesn't need to jiggle her own breasts.

LOL. I could have done without that image.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2015 07:09 PM (OSs/l)

43 -Posted by: Garrett at July 14, 2015 07:08 PM (uF/YH)

*HAH!*

Silly bastard! Tricks are for kids.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 14, 2015 07:09 PM (OQ9R7)

44 Part of the text of the provisions of the 'deal' include training by the U.S. on how to protect their nuclear facilities.

This means we will be providing them with training to fight off attacks by Israel.

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at July 14, 2015 07:09 PM (BZAd3)

45 "Site" email... you know. Without all the @ and all.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 14, 2015 07:10 PM (OQ9R7)

46 Now, YOU on the other hand...
Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 14, 2015 07:08 PM (V+kmg)
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That you're judging me, or celebrating me?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 14, 2015 07:10 PM (jR7Wy)

47
Ace, this is a great excuse for you use to use one of your favorite words you never have a chance of using. Highball.

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 14, 2015 07:10 PM (hYRRt)

48 Are you being serious, slap?
If so, I have it. Even though it's accessible on the main page - or used to be.

Posted by: Chi at July 14, 2015 07:10 PM (JUson)

49 Five bourbons, five shots...and five beers.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary's Liver!!11!! at July 14, 2015 07:11 PM (Dwehj)

50 Business Owners for Bernie are just *hoping* not to be the ones eliminated as part of Sanders' plan to reduce confusing choices in the nation's grocery stores.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 14, 2015 07:11 PM (bLnSU)

51 any truth to the rumor Tanqueray is buying a box at every Hillary rally?

Posted by: MTF at July 14, 2015 07:11 PM (DkJ4E)

52 were those Iced Teas on her emails "long Island Iced Teas"?

Posted by: avi at July 14, 2015 07:11 PM (4bND1)

53 That you're judging me, or celebrating me?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 14, 2015 07:10 PM (jR7Wy)

The Jello pit is ready.

Does that help with your question?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 14, 2015 07:12 PM (V+kmg)

54 -Posted by: Chi at July 14, 2015 07:10 PM (JUson)

Yes... I can't see it / find it.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 14, 2015 07:12 PM (OQ9R7)

55 You'd be a nasty bitch too if you were hungover every morning.

Posted by: Fritz at July 14, 2015 07:12 PM (o/UmK)

56 The way things are headed, I don't think I can begrudge Hillary a drinking habit.

Posted by: Methos at July 14, 2015 07:12 PM (ZbV+0)

57 "Corporal Patterson! You've got the 1600 hours Jiggle Detail! Are you prepared? Have you trained hard enough? Long enough? Are you a soldier in this man's Army? Are you going to jiggle those bags of suet like they were your very own? Are you, Corporal Patterson? I believe you are. Godspeed, son."

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 14, 2015 07:13 PM (2cS/G)

58 By the way, I'm totally down with boob wrangling and immodest tippling.

Just want to plant that out there. Put that nail in the wood. Plug that hole in understanding.

Posted by: MTF at July 14, 2015 07:14 PM (DkJ4E)

59 This don't confront me none.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary's Liver!!11!! at July 14, 2015 07:14 PM (Dwehj)

60 I weave when I walk because of the snipers. SNIPERS, you wingnuts!!!

Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at July 14, 2015 07:14 PM (8ZskC)

61 Jell-O pit?

Olivia Munn...

https://youtu.be/kO32lICubgI

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2015 07:14 PM (eHOVP)

62 I wrote a few paragraphs about the All Star Game because I figured we'd have a few baseball folks watching it.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 14, 2015 07:15 PM (OQ9R7)

63 In fairness, Hillary's life is a mess. I'd be three sheets to wind everyday if I were her.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2015 07:15 PM (rwI+c)

64 The Jello pit is ready.

Does that help with your question?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 14, 2015 07:12 PM (V+kmg)
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You belong to a very strange offshoot of the LDS church.

*doffs magic bra and undies*

((all bras and undies are magical))

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 14, 2015 07:15 PM (jR7Wy)

65 What a drunken pig Hillary is.

Posted by: Killerdog at July 14, 2015 07:16 PM (KBZ5e)

66 Hillary's drinking is on the credit side of the ledger, unless she is passed out when the 3 am call comes in and Huma can't wake her up.

Posted by: MTF at July 14, 2015 07:16 PM (DkJ4E)

67 >>>Wow. I'm really taken aback at how judgemental the Horde is regarding boob wrangling and modest tippling. It's like I don't know you people.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage

it's not the message, it's the messengers here

Posted by: ace at July 14, 2015 07:16 PM (bhepQ)

68 If it doesn't get published, it doesn't matter. It was written within the past half-hour, but it has some substance to it.

I figured I'd do better than: "A Post For You Whiners... ASG and Open Thread".

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 14, 2015 07:17 PM (OQ9R7)

69 I'll read baseball stuff, but I'm on a brief hiatus from watching.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 14, 2015 07:17 PM (2cS/G)

70
how many times a day do you reckon obama and his big ugly wife use the n word?

10? 12?

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 14, 2015 07:18 PM (hYRRt)

71 So...this is part of Hillary's organized effort to "humanize" her, right?

Makes he sound like fun and addresses any whispers about a drinking problem?

Still would never want to have a beer with her. Well, I imagine she would expect me to get it for her, as specified by fax to one of her aides. And then she'd expect me to fork over a hefty check to the Clinton Foundation for the honor of fetching (and paying for) said beer.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2015 07:18 PM (NOIQH)

72 Slap - sent you an email.

For some reason, I didn't want to post it here.

It used to be right up front, but I remember looking for it a year or so ago, and it was kinda hidden.

Posted by: Chi at July 14, 2015 07:18 PM (JUson)

73 -Posted by: Chi at July 14, 2015 07:18 PM (JUson)

Thanks!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 14, 2015 07:18 PM (OQ9R7)

74 For every Hillary speech picture I'd like to propose someone with Photoshop insert empty bottles on the stage floor and airline bottles in her hands. This could really humanize her!

Posted by: Patty Solis-Doyle at July 14, 2015 07:19 PM (DkJ4E)

75 56 The way things are headed, I don't think I can begrudge Hillary a drinking habit.
Posted by: Methos at July 14, 2015 07:12 PM (ZbV+0)

Yeah, after that last thread, I had to pour myself a drink. However, I'm not under any illusions I can run the country.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 14, 2015 07:19 PM (+XMAD)

76 Frankly, I'm surprised she drinks. She always seems so happy and well-adjusted.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 14, 2015 07:20 PM (8ZskC)

77 Oh, great, According to an article on "Go Set A Watchman" according to one person it will be great that Atticus Finch is now portrayed as a racist so we can all have a talk about how we can stop racism

And the Administration has, no doubt, already ordered a zillion copies to send to schools so we can all have another discussion about stoping racism.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2015 07:20 PM (OSs/l)

78

ted cruz just picked up the baton previously carried by donald trump

Posted by: ThunderB at July 14, 2015 07:20 PM (zOTsN)

79 Garrett is on a roll

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at July 14, 2015 07:20 PM (EaYvJ)

80 I'm gonna give the "campaign trail" a whole new meaning.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary's Liver!!11!! at July 14, 2015 07:20 PM (Dwehj)

81 She's a fucking clown. Drunk or sober, a full-on shit-for-brains bozo.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 14, 2015 07:20 PM (2cS/G)

82 I wish TFG had a drinking problem. We'd have fewer treasonous acts to contend with if he was hammered most of the day instead of watching ESPN and available to sign stuff.

Posted by: MTF at July 14, 2015 07:20 PM (DkJ4E)

83 All this drink talk compels me to pop a cork and bust a cherry (maraschino).

Brb.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 14, 2015 07:21 PM (jR7Wy)

84 However will you find time from attacking Republicans to worry about Hillary's drinking?

Besides, it could be an improvement - recall John Riggins' sage advice to Madame Justice Sandra Day O'Connor: "Loosen up, baby!" (John was already fairly loosened at the time).

Posted by: Adjoran at July 14, 2015 07:22 PM (QIQ6j)

85
Remember when Kerry did some late night campaign stop speech and he was obviously drunk? Terezaaaa was always 3 sheets to the wind.

And didnt obama like to down half to a full bottle of wine each evening?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 14, 2015 07:22 PM (iQIUe)

86 Popping the cork on what?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2015 07:22 PM (eHOVP)

87 like trump and immigration the messgae is sound its the messenger

Posted by: ThunderB at July 14, 2015 07:22 PM (zOTsN)

88 All this drink talk compels me to pop a cork and bust a cherry (maraschino).
Brb.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 14, 2015 07:21 PM (jR7Wy)

If you leave the stem on the cherry Nearsider can handle that for you.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 14, 2015 07:22 PM (V+kmg)

89 Hillary has a drinking problem all right, she isn't drinking enough.

Posted by: Gmac- 'all politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at July 14, 2015 07:22 PM (4CRfK)

90 62 I wrote a few paragraphs about the All Star Game because I figured we'd have a few baseball folks watching it.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 14, 2015 07:15 PM (OQ9R7)

I'd watch it if I still had TV, but I don't.

Baseball is literally the only thing I miss about TV.

Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2015 07:23 PM (sdi6R)

91 ted cruz just picked up the baton previously carried by donald trump
Posted by: ThunderB at July 14, 2015 07:20 PM (zOTsN)

When, where, how?

Posted by: rrpjr at July 14, 2015 07:23 PM (s/yC1)

92 Beep. Your 3:00am phone call is being forwarded to the Chicken Bone Saloon...

Posted by: White House answering machine at July 14, 2015 07:23 PM (wAQA5)

93
Why would you get rid of your television?

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 14, 2015 07:24 PM (hYRRt)

94 Nearsider probably needs another drink if he is working on that F-14 kit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2015 07:24 PM (eHOVP)

95 Her campaign rally theme song could be "It's Five O'Clock Somewhere"

Posted by: MTF at July 14, 2015 07:24 PM (DkJ4E)

96
Did you have a tv on 9/11??

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 14, 2015 07:24 PM (hYRRt)

97 The Depends come in handy on those long, boozy flights.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary's Liver!!11!! at July 14, 2015 07:24 PM (Dwehj)

98 greta

cruz was rattling off facts about the crime wave by released but not deported immigrants, nationwide

Posted by: ThunderB at July 14, 2015 07:25 PM (zOTsN)

99 If you leave the stem on the cherry Nearsider can handle that for you.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 14, 2015 07:22 PM (V+kmg)
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Into a Celtic knot! Very talented lad.

Where is that rapscallion working these days?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 14, 2015 07:25 PM (jR7Wy)

100 All-Star Game Post email sent. Like I said... if it doesn't get used I do not mind at all, Ace. It was a late entry and the game starts at 8:00 Eastern.

If you had stuff in the queue, just delete it. It doesn't hurt my delicate sensibilities in the slightest!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 14, 2015 07:25 PM (OQ9R7)

101 93
Why would you get rid of your television?

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 14, 2015 07:24 PM (hYRRt)

Because I don't want to support those anti-American commies in the entertainment industry.

Actually, I still have a TV in the living room. It's just not hooked up to anything.

Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2015 07:25 PM (sdi6R)

102 Well, there was all that business with the fall, and the brain injury (?) and signs that it wasn't minor (because of those goggle glasses she wore for a while). And now she won't release any of her medical records as presidential candidates all used to do B.O. (Before Obama).

If one wanted to start a nasty rumor they could say that this drinking problem is actually a ruse to hide Hillary's brain injury/malady that sometimes impairs he cognitive abilities.

Heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2015 07:26 PM (NOIQH)

103 The Depends come in handy on those long, boozy flights.
Posted by: Ready For Hillary's Liver!!11!! at July 14, 2015 07:24 PM (Dwehj)

Cross country drives too!

Posted by: Lisa Nowak at July 14, 2015 07:26 PM (V+kmg)

104 Unless the game is cancelled for tonight by rain.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 14, 2015 07:26 PM (kivUY)

105 Oh, by the way, I got my garage door unlocked this morning. It's easy if you use the right key.

Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2015 07:26 PM (sdi6R)

106 Where is that rapscallion working these days?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 14, 2015 07:25 PM (jR7Wy)

Department of the Army

Posted by: Lisa Nowak at July 14, 2015 07:26 PM (V+kmg)

107 / off astronaut sock

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 14, 2015 07:27 PM (V+kmg)

108 I bet Huma can tie a cherry stem into a knot with her tongue. Just get her drunk enough and she might show you.

Posted by: MTF at July 14, 2015 07:27 PM (DkJ4E)

109 And now she won't release any of her medical records as presidential candidates all used to do B.O. (Before Obama).

In fairness, Bill wouldn't release his either.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2015 07:27 PM (rwI+c)

110 Actually, I still have a TV in the living room. It's just not hooked up to anything.

Then it'd be watching you.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 14, 2015 07:27 PM (eEb+d)

111 It's easy if you use the right key.
That's what the Chinese hackers said!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 14, 2015 07:27 PM (kivUY)

112 Oh, by the way, I got my garage door unlocked this morning. It's easy if you use the right key.
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The 12 gauge key? Yeah, that tends to work.

Posted by: Chi at July 14, 2015 07:28 PM (JUson)

113 Huma isnt home right now. She's looking for a penthouse in Tehran

Posted by: ThunderB at July 14, 2015 07:28 PM (zOTsN)

114 I bet Huma can tie a cherry stem into a knot with her tongue. Just get her drunk enough and she might show you.
Posted by: MTF at July 14, 2015 07:27 PM (DkJ4E)

I'm sure she can tie more than a cheery stem into a knot with her tongue

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 14, 2015 07:28 PM (V+kmg)

115 >>In fairness, Bill wouldn't release his either.

Huh, forgot that!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2015 07:28 PM (NOIQH)

116

do you think she was "fun gossipy drinking" hillary the night of Benghazi?

that she was drunk and went to bed?

Posted by: ThunderB at July 14, 2015 07:29 PM (zOTsN)

117 You mean whack-o-naut Sean. Right?

Dept of the Army. Oh gawd there goes 20 IQ points.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2015 07:29 PM (eHOVP)

118 If one wanted to start a nasty rumor they could say that this drinking problem is actually a ruse to hide Hillary's brain injury/malady that sometimes impairs he cognitive abilities.

I was always amazed that no candidate ever brought up Barry Zipperhead's rather obvious brain surgery scar.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2015 07:29 PM (rwI+c)

119 Vince was the only man to ever beat me in quarters, Gaia rest his soul.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary's Liver!!11!! at July 14, 2015 07:29 PM (Dwehj)

120 Imagine Bill's Medical Records. Crabs, probably the clap a dozen times, herpes is a near certainty. The man is a shambling petri dish of foul human excretions.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 14, 2015 07:30 PM (2cS/G)

121
Oh, by the way, I got my garage door unlocked this morning. It's easy if you use the right key.
............................
Don't tell me. The key was in a pair of shorts where you looked twice already with Vic's wallet.

Posted by: wth at July 14, 2015 07:30 PM (wAQA5)

122 I need Eleanor's opinion before taking a public position.

Posted by: Hillary! at July 14, 2015 07:30 PM (FohCt)

123
Trump was on Howie Carr today. Howie was needling him about his support for Weiner, Spitzer, and inviting hillary to his wedding.

What struck me was what Trump mentioned in the middle of all of it. Trump said he has done amazing in business -- better than anyone can imagine -- and we'll see it all tomorrow when he releases his financials.

I thought that was interesting. $9B.
And he makes 0 apologies about how he earned it.
Alpha.

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 14, 2015 07:30 PM (hYRRt)

124 *riiiiiiiiiing*

*riiiiiiiiiing*

*riiiiiiiiiing*

Posted by: That Three A.M. Phone Call at July 14, 2015 07:31 PM (OQ9R7)

125 I need Eleanor's opinion before taking a ~~public~~ pubic position.
Posted by: Hillary! at July 14, 2015 07:30 PM (FohCt)

FIFY

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 14, 2015 07:31 PM (V+kmg)

126 I was always amazed that no candidate ever brought up Barry Zipperhead's rather obvious brain surgery scar.

At least they left in the part that can read teleprompters.

The part that can read the Constitution? That part they took out.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 14, 2015 07:31 PM (eEb+d)

127 "She rushed offstage, most likely for a refreshment, probably with some *kick* to it."

Ever sensitive to zeitgeist, Mrs. Clinton calls it "enrichment," as in "Lemme inspect your cache of Bubble Up, and it [expletive deleted] better be enriched."

Posted by: FireHorse at July 14, 2015 07:31 PM (J6WPx)

128 Department of the Army
---
Well, at least it's not giving hand jobs underneath the overpass...

Right?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 14, 2015 07:32 PM (jR7Wy)

129
After her stroke or head injury or whatever they are calling it, I'm surprised that they havent told her to stop drinking.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 14, 2015 07:32 PM (iQIUe)

130 Oh, by the way, I got my garage door unlocked this morning. It's easy if you use the right key.
Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2015 07:26 PM (sdi6R)

I'd do the whole facepalm thing....if I hadn't done stuff like that myself on more than one occasion.

My suggestion to you is to drink heavily. *fist bump*

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 14, 2015 07:33 PM (V+kmg)

131 I'm sure she can tie more than a cheery stem into a knot with her tongue

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 14, 2015 07:28 PM (V+kmg)
==========================

A "cheery stem"...so that's what the kids are calling it these days. Works for me.

Posted by: MTF at July 14, 2015 07:33 PM (DkJ4E)

132
Anyone else watch Better Call Saul?
I liked it a lot.

At the end of the 10th episode he asks himself and "Mike," the man who will become his muscle and his investigator, why he's been a chump all his life settling for scraps.

I dunno. Anyway...

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 14, 2015 07:33 PM (hYRRt)

133 >>do you think she was "fun gossipy drinking" hillary the night of Benghazi?
that she was drunk and went to bed?

Hardly. Thought there was at least one Hillary-Barack call that evening that indicated they were already strategizing how to spin the story, while the attack was still in progress.

She could have tied one on after that, though. Didn't she also miss a morning security briefing a few days after the attack - overslept a 10 a.m.'ish meeting?

If only we had some record of where she was and what she was doing we could dispel all this speculation...

Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2015 07:33 PM (NOIQH)

134 What difference does it make at this point?!?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2015 07:33 PM (rwI+c)

135 Well, at least it's not giving hand jobs underneath the overpass...

Right?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 14, 2015 07:32 PM (jR7Wy)

No, I said Army not Air Force.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 14, 2015 07:34 PM (V+kmg)

136 Heh. Let's just say there was a little 'angle to my dangle'. Couldn't let that go public. Heh.

Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton at July 14, 2015 07:34 PM (Dwehj)

137 And for those who dream of winning a lottery, the Mega Millions tonight is worth about $62 million cash.*

*before applicable taxes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2015 07:34 PM (eHOVP)

138 I get the strangest emails: "Want to find the lowest price on Self-Healing Gridded Cutting Mat, 24" x 36" Blue?".

Err, no thanks.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2015 07:36 PM (rwI+c)

139 I thought that the scar on Obama's head was connected with hitting oneself with a sword for Ashoura Day, a Muslim holy day.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 14, 2015 07:36 PM (OSs/l)

140 137 And for those who dream of winning a lottery, the Mega Millions tonight is worth about $62 million cash.
==========================

Or, you can just get elected to the Senate!

Posted by: Hairy Reid at July 14, 2015 07:36 PM (DkJ4E)

141 63
In fairness, Hillary's life is a mess. I'd be three sheets to wind everyday if I were her.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2015 07:15 PM (rwI+c)

I have to admit I don't understand the lust-for-power thing. If I had a fraction of her money, I'd put my life in order, get right with whomever I needed to get right with, and then go fish until I died.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at July 14, 2015 07:36 PM (yxw0r)

142 I'm surprised that they havent told her to stop drinking.

Would you want to be the one to deliver me that ultimatum? I doubt it.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary's Liver!!11!! at July 14, 2015 07:37 PM (Dwehj)

143 3 But can she jiggle her breasts?

She can swing them. Does that count?

Posted by: bergerbilder at July 14, 2015 07:37 PM (+jijM)

144
Finally, the Ben Wa Balls kick in.

Posted by: Caption to above photo at July 14, 2015 07:37 PM (KUa85)

145 I have to admit I don't understand the lust-for-power thing.

She sold her soul for this decades ago. It's too late to back out now. Only death will release her.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2015 07:38 PM (rwI+c)

146 I thought that the scar on Obama's head was connected with hitting oneself with a sword for Ashoura Day, a Muslim holy day.

No, no, no. That's where they put the little tiny clone of George Soros that runs the rest of his body like Men in Black.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 14, 2015 07:38 PM (eEb+d)

147 I have to admit I don't understand the lust-for-power thing.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at July 14, 2015 07:36 PM (yxw0r)

You have made us for yourself, O Lord, and our heart is restless until it rests in you.

Jus sayin

Posted by: St. Augustine of Hippo at July 14, 2015 07:38 PM (V+kmg)

148 It's $72,700,000 before taxes:

https://goo.gl/K83tmO

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 14, 2015 07:39 PM (iQIUe)

149
I have to admit, it is kind of draconian that a bare breast is a crime.

I mean, why??

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 14, 2015 07:39 PM (hYRRt)

150 "Stand with Hillary" is no longer a Hillary Campaign theme song. She's just one of the regular folks now.

youtube.com/watch?v=e9QnmZVAp_Q

Posted by: Fritz at July 14, 2015 07:39 PM (o/UmK)

151 Serf: "Hil? You need to be more upbeat. Perhaps the drinking isn't helping."

Hillary!: "You ever see Ft. Marcy Park a'night, hun? C'mon. I *hic* showya."

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 14, 2015 07:40 PM (OQ9R7)

152 I can't believe I paid good cattle futures for this.

Posted by: Beelzebub at July 14, 2015 07:40 PM (rwI+c)

153 I have to admit, it is kind of draconian that a bare breast is a crime.

I mean, why??
Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 14, 2015 07:39 PM (hYRRt)

If you had seen those breasts...you'd know.

You'd......you'd know.

Posted by: Barak J. Sanford at July 14, 2015 07:40 PM (V+kmg)

154 But can she jiggle her breasts?

She can swing them. Does that count?

"Do your tits hang low,
Do they swing to and fro,
Do your tits hang low"

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2015 07:40 PM (S9U/P)

155
She sold her soul for this decades ago.

But so did Biden. So it'll be interesting to see who Satan chooses to succeed obama.

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 14, 2015 07:40 PM (hYRRt)

156 $72 million? Cool.

Could almost afford this island and fortify it.
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/katafanga-island

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2015 07:41 PM (eHOVP)

157 What difference, at this point does it *hic* make?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 14, 2015 07:42 PM (AkOaV)

158 I can't believe I paid good cattle futures for this.

I made a killing on that deal. Helped finance Casa de Moo.

Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at July 14, 2015 07:42 PM (Dwehj)

159 I miss Christopher Hitchens. Just in general. But he despised the Clintons. He'd be slicing and dicing up this harridan into shreds, saying of course what no one else on our side would dare.

Posted by: rrpjr at July 14, 2015 07:43 PM (s/yC1)

160 Funny. On "Special Report" they made it look as though Cankles loved the deal, but noted that when she is President, she will be vigilant about making sure the Iranians (Persians) live up to their obligations.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 14, 2015 07:43 PM (1ijHg)

161 >>Could almost afford this island and fortify it.

Nice

Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2015 07:43 PM (NOIQH)

162
I thought that the scar on Obama's head was connected with hitting oneself with a sword for Ashoura Day, a Muslim holy day.

No, no, no. That's where they put the little tiny clone of George Soros that runs the rest of his body like Men in Black.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 14, 2015 07:38 PM (eEb+d)
........................
After they removed the tumah.

Posted by: Dr. Arnold at July 14, 2015 07:44 PM (wAQA5)

163 Do your tits hang low

Can she throw them over her shoulder like a Continental Soldier?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2015 07:44 PM (rwI+c)

164 Anna, did you by a ticket? I'm already in the pantsless and drinking stage of the evening, so it's too late to get my usual Colt 44 malt likker, race track form, and lottery ticket. I'm counting on you!

((Actually having Mathilde orange liqueur. Fabulous.))

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 14, 2015 07:44 PM (jR7Wy)

165 I'm ready for Hillary to buy the next round!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 14, 2015 07:45 PM (DiZBp)

166 ((Actually having Mathilde orange liqueur. Fabulous.))
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 14, 2015 07:44 PM (jR7Wy)

*makes notes*

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 14, 2015 07:45 PM (V+kmg)

167 Hillary, which vegetable do most closely resemble?

Pickled.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 14, 2015 07:46 PM (0G0G9)

168
In fact, and I'm dead serious, Biden has made deals with the devil several times in his life.

Back in 1972 or whenever, Satan approached Biden and asked how bad he wanted the Senate seat. Biden said he'd give anything.

So Biden got the Senate seat. And it only cost him his wife and his daughter in a car crash.

Then in 1980 or whenever, Biden got brain cancer. So again Satan visits Biden and asks what he'd give up for a cure. Biden again answers anything. So Satan cures Biden...and decades later gives Biden's son the deadly brain tumor.

Recently, Satan visited Biden again and said, "Joe, would you like me to cure your son, or would you like, perhaps, something else?"

To be continued....

Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 14, 2015 07:47 PM (hYRRt)

169 154 Mebbe that's where Obama's scar came from

Posted by: MAx at July 14, 2015 07:47 PM (YJeFl)

170 *makes notes*
Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 14, 2015 07:45 PM (V+kmg)
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Making jello?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 14, 2015 07:47 PM (jR7Wy)

171 Making jello?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 14, 2015 07:47 PM (jR7Wy)

Mayyyyyybe

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 14, 2015 07:48 PM (V+kmg)

172 166
((Actually having Mathilde orange liqueur. Fabulous.))

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 14, 2015 07:44 PM (jR7Wy)

*makes notes*

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 14, 2015 07:45 PM (V+kmg)

***********

Hopefully not on the use of the word "fabulous." There is no proper usage. *places two fingers under eyes, points same fingers at you*

Posted by: Man Card Enforcement Agent at July 14, 2015 07:48 PM (yxw0r)

173 Damn. She is drunk as shit in that picture.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2015 07:48 PM (mx5oN)

174 I'm especially entertaining when I get rolling with the Little Red Book quotes after a fifth or two.

Posted by: Ready For Hillary's Liver!!11!! at July 14, 2015 07:49 PM (Dwehj)

175 "To be continued..."
-Posted by: Soothsayer of the Righteous And Harmonious Fists at July 14, 2015 07:47 PM (hYRRt)

Doood.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 14, 2015 07:49 PM (OQ9R7)

176 Stagger With Hillary!

Who would've suspected the bitch was a Moron all this time?

Posted by: Commissar M at July 14, 2015 07:49 PM (KSF9t)

177 *makes notes*

Posted by: Sean Bannion at July 14, 2015 07:45 PM
________

While you have your pencil out - piscola. The official drink of Chile. Halfway through my first. Yum!

(Pisco, Coca-Cola, ice.)

Posted by: FireHorse at July 14, 2015 07:50 PM (J6WPx)

178 While you have your pencil out - piscola. The official drink of Chile.

Llama piss + Coca Cola.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2015 07:51 PM (S9U/P)

179 "Who would've suspected the bitch was a Moron all this time?"
-Posted by: Commissar M at July 14, 2015 07:49 PM (KSF9t)

*throws flag*

She's a power-hungry, base-level panderer. She In No Way would qualify as an 'Ette.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 14, 2015 07:52 PM (OQ9R7)

180 178 While you have your pencil out - piscola. The official drink of Chile.

Llama piss + Coca Cola.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 14, 2015 07:51 PM (S9U/P)

I thought that was the national soft drink of Peruvia.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2015 07:52 PM (mx5oN)

181 Lizzy looks like someone had a resort idea that failed. So trying to offload and recoup some money. Probably could haggle a cheaper price.

Already has support infrastructure. Housing. Nice lagoon. And an airstrip.

Now to win the lottery right?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2015 07:52 PM (eHOVP)

182 Sooth -
That is so far from funny, I don't even know what to say. (I can only hope that you were attempting humor).

Other than I now remember why I usually skip past anything you post...

Posted by: Chi at July 14, 2015 07:53 PM (FwIDj)

183 >>makes notes*

Posted by: Sean Bannion

Jello shots?
If you're serious about it.....http://jelly-shot-test-kitchen.blogspot.com/index.html

Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2015 07:54 PM (NOIQH)

184 I thought that was the national soft drink of Peruvia.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 14, 2015 07:52 PM (mx5oN)

That would be a child's tears over ice.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 14, 2015 07:55 PM (oFCZn)

185 I was born a poor Welsh child.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 14, 2015 07:55 PM (rwI+c)

186 "I was born a poor Welsh child."

Neal Kinook is that you???

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2015 07:56 PM (eHOVP)

187 Lizzy I went to that Jell-O shot website the other day. Amazing!

And I'm sad that boob jiggling thread wasn't on earlier in the day when I had time for it.

Posted by: Lea at July 14, 2015 07:56 PM (TNfXh)

188 Anna, if we're tossin' bills around, let's just reclaim a reef in the South China Sea. I'm in a scrappy mood.

We'll anchor the USS Upton in the lagoon and see who fires first.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 14, 2015 07:56 PM (jR7Wy)

189 Pretty sure could buy a reef from the Philippines.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2015 07:57 PM (eHOVP)

190 Posted by: Lea at July 14, 2015 07:56 PM (TNfXh)
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I'm just going to assume that someone somewhere has made jiggly jello boobs, right?

For the church picnic?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 14, 2015 07:57 PM (jR7Wy)

191 ..."We'll anchor the USS Upton in the lagoon and see who fires first."
-Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 14, 2015 07:56 PM (jR7Wy)

^There's nothing about this I don't like.^

*applesauce*

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 14, 2015 07:58 PM (OQ9R7)

192

She can swing them. Does that count?

Posted by: bergerbilder

She can tie them in a knot
she can tie them in a bow.
She can throw them over her shoulder
like a continental soldier,
cuz her tits hang low.

Posted by: imp at July 14, 2015 07:58 PM (XIXZz)

193 >>Now to win the lottery right?

I know, right? Don't think I've ever even won more than a dollar.

* * *

Yes, I stumbled onto the jello shot site and now I want to make most of them. Not that I was ever really into jello shots, but they're so dang pretty!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2015 07:58 PM (NOIQH)

194 >>Now to win the lottery right?

I know, right? Don't think I've ever even won more than a dollar.

* * *

Yes, I stumbled onto the jello shot site and now I want to make most of them. Not that I was ever really into jello shots, but they're so dang pretty!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2015 07:58 PM (NOIQH)

195 Pretty sure could buy a reef from the Philippines.

Don't do that, missy.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at July 14, 2015 07:58 PM (Dwehj)

196 Remember when the left was constantly claiming that Bush was a "Dry Drunk" who obviously was unqualified to be president?

Yeah, they don't either.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 14, 2015 07:59 PM (10ydV)

197 Huh. A double.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2015 07:59 PM (NOIQH)

198 Huh. A double.

I'll drink to that!

Posted by: Hillary! at July 14, 2015 07:59 PM (rwI+c)

199 Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2015 07:54 PM (NOIQH)
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OMG. Bookmarked! Those little cups with the maraschino cherries were adorable.

So many cherry stems **ponders**

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 14, 2015 08:00 PM (jR7Wy)

200

Missed your's grump.. Great minds and all that

Posted by: imp at July 14, 2015 08:00 PM (XIXZz)

201 Gotta be careful in the PI, man. Them dudes'll try and seel ya a reef off the Samar coast. Storms, snakes and mangroves.

Posted by: mojo at July 14, 2015 08:00 PM (OmBeX)

202 Huh. A double.

The rounds are on me!

Posted by: Ready For Hillary's Liver!!11!! at July 14, 2015 08:00 PM (Dwehj)

203 So the Kate Upton will be a cruise liner full of armed Morons and a well booze cellar?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2015 08:01 PM (eHOVP)

204 Requesting permission to stumble aboard, Cap'n?

Posted by: mindful webworker at July 14, 2015 08:01 PM (ACs58)

205 That would be a child's tears over ice.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 14, 2015 07:55 PM
________

That's more of a holiday drink, traditionally.

During the summer, Peruviavians rub tarragon on children's faces to flavor the tears as they run down the cheek. Makes a great marinade.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 14, 2015 08:02 PM (o8Cxk)

206 The DD-G Upton will reinstitute the grog ration for all able-bodied seamen aboard.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 14, 2015 08:03 PM (jR7Wy)

207 >>199 Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2015 07:54 PM (NOIQH)
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OMG. Bookmarked! Those little cups with the maraschino cherries were adorable.

So many cherry stems **ponders**
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 14, 2015 08:00 PM (jR7Wy)

Ha. There was a coffee one that looked good.

Posted by: Lea at July 14, 2015 08:03 PM (TNfXh)

208 It's a little over an hour until we should expect to hear from New Horizons, to see whether it survived its encounter with Pluto.

The flyby occurred at 7:49 am this morning, but the spacecraft was too busy gathering data to contact Earth. At that distance it takes 4.5 hours for radio transmissions to reach Earth, traveling at the speed of light.

The moment when it crossed the plane of the moons' orbits is the most dangerous, because that is where any debris is likely to be. A collision with even a small chunk would destroy the probe.

New Horizons was scheduled to "phone home" at about 4:27 pm Eastern, and the signal is expected to be received about 8:53 pm. NASA TV will have live coverage starting at 8:30. Keep your fingers crossed.

If the spacecraft is still healthy, it will take 16 months to transmit all of the data and photos it has collected.

Posted by: rickl at July 14, 2015 08:03 PM (sdi6R)

209 "So the Kate Upton will be a cruise liner full of armed Morons and a well booze cellar?"
-Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2015 08:01 PM (eHOVP)

I believe "aircraft carrier" was the most cromulent of ideas, but we can work with "A Floating Vessel" and go from there, I suppose.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 14, 2015 08:03 PM (OQ9R7)

210 We could probably pick up Hef's supply of Bunnies for chump change. Gotta have Keno girls.

Posted by: mojo at July 14, 2015 08:03 PM (OmBeX)

211 Posted by: Lea at July 14, 2015 08:03 PM (TNfXh)
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They had me at "blow pop martini jello shot".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 14, 2015 08:04 PM (jR7Wy)

212 I want to take the champagne mold filled w/strawberries and blueberries to a party.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2015 08:04 PM (NOIQH)

213 I was thinking more of a converted LPD...

Posted by: mojo at July 14, 2015 08:05 PM (OmBeX)

214 Well with some rebuilding. Say 5" mounts fore and after... this might do

http://workboatsinternational.com/cruise-ship-elc322.html

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 14, 2015 08:06 PM (eHOVP)

215 Nood!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 14, 2015 08:07 PM (OQ9R7)

216 Nah, the aircraft carrier/floating casino, as we originally envisioned it, was the best I think. Power projection and all that!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at July 14, 2015 08:07 PM (jR7Wy)

217 LPD-18, USS New Orleans
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_New_Orleans_(LPD-1

#/media/File:USS_New_Orleans;10091811.jpg

Posted by: mojo at July 14, 2015 08:08 PM (OmBeX)

218 Everything I posted this morning on the tablet/cell connection, even switching IP, got deleted almost immediately. Posting from desktop/cable, now, and my last message seems to be sticking around on this thread.

Yay.

I presume that was just technical, but, weird.

Posted by: mindful webworker - am I virtual yet? at July 14, 2015 08:09 PM (ACs58)

219 25 kilotons is plenty of ship. A couple of gun mounts, ready to go. Plus, anything we can't shoot to shit we can run away from.

Posted by: mojo at July 14, 2015 08:12 PM (OmBeX)

220 Nood!
________

I think Ace needs another Happy Thread.

Posted by: FireHorse at July 14, 2015 08:13 PM (o8Cxk)

221 Can't wait until she shows up for a presser with a leaf in her hair, dark Ray-Bans, a "PARTY NAKED" t-shirt, and Double Big-Gulp of Bloody Mary. That should be fun

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at July 14, 2015 08:20 PM (amQXf)

222 Donald Manes blood!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 14, 2015 08:29 PM (QNcbF)

223 I've seen more than one hangover look photo. I suspect that's how she fell an cracked her head. And her absence for months, rehab. Just a guess.

Posted by: John Doe@AnotherQuidam at July 14, 2015 11:42 PM (g1MTt)

224
After consuming a few libations, my cankles become weighty from the alcohol and I sometimes make incorrect assessments on matters of importance. As for you Fox News, you sir can go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham Clinton at July 15, 2015 09:46 AM (P330y)

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