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Open Thread
Francis Picabia, "The Moret Canal, Autumn Effect" (1909)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: geezer der mensch at July 17, 2015 09:47 AM (DE31Y)
Posted by: f2000 at July 17, 2015 09:47 AM (5xwgn)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2015 09:48 AM (Z9g7j)
Posted by: geezer der mensch at July 17, 2015 09:48 AM (DE31Y)
Posted by: esch at July 17, 2015 09:48 AM (eEEbp)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2015 09:48 AM (Z9g7j)
Posted by: WOPR at July 17, 2015 09:48 AM (nRvEn)
Posted by: geezer der mensch at July 17, 2015 09:49 AM (DE31Y)
Posted by: The Barrel at July 17, 2015 09:49 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: MTF at July 17, 2015 09:49 AM (DkJ4E)
Posted by: HR needs cheeseburgers at July 17, 2015 09:49 AM (ZKzrr)
I think someone has a grudge.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2015 09:50 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2015 09:50 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: MTF at July 17, 2015 09:50 AM (DkJ4E)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 17, 2015 09:51 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: geezer der mensch at July 17, 2015 09:52 AM (DE31Y)
Posted by: The Trees at July 17, 2015 09:52 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: The Trees at July 17, 2015 09:52 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: The Trees at July 17, 2015 09:52 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 17, 2015 09:53 AM (GOYpy)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at July 17, 2015 09:53 AM (eOpVe)
Posted by: geezer der mensch at July 17, 2015 09:54 AM (DE31Y)
Posted by: huerfano at July 17, 2015 09:54 AM (bynk/)
With happy little leaves? Yes and Yes!
Now THAT is what I call a painting. Thanks, and God bless.
Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at July 17, 2015 09:54 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: geezer der mensch at July 17, 2015 09:55 AM (DE31Y)
WATCH: TUR THREATENS TO SEND BREITBART'S BEN SHAPIRO HOME IN AN AMBULANCE DURING JENNER DISCUSSION
...GRABS HIM BY NECK DURING DEBATE OVER TRANS JENNER
http://bit.ly/1Lq7xA7
always turn to violence
always
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2015 09:56 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2015 09:56 AM (QiBX8)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at July 17, 2015 09:56 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 17, 2015 09:56 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2015 09:57 AM (81UWZ)
Posted by: AI Bob Ross at July 17, 2015 09:57 AM (eOpVe)
Posted by: Ubiquitous Amy Schumer at July 17, 2015 09:58 AM (gwG9s)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 17, 2015 09:58 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Citizen X at July 17, 2015 09:58 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at July 17, 2015 09:58 AM (RD7QR)
This is not a parody either, though it comes to us from Iowahawk's twitter stream:
http://thecut.io/1Srusvg
Posted by: MTF at July 17, 2015 09:58 AM (DkJ4E)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2015 09:58 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 09:58 AM (MQEz6)
they learn these philosophies AT HOME
from their PARENTS
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 09:59 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: huerfano at July 17, 2015 09:54 AM (bynk/)
Aimee Mann song called "Little Bombs":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txDaf2NJrSo
Nobody can take a seeming innocuous topic like this, turn it into the saddest, sweetest song the way Aimee can.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2015 09:59 AM (TOk1P)
Who or what is a Tur?
Sometimes I'm glad to be pop culture ignorant.
Posted by: Citizen X at July 17, 2015 09:59 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 17, 2015 10:00 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at July 17, 2015 10:00 AM (eOpVe)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 17, 2015 09:56 AM
I dunno...4 people in 3 separate locations? I'm agreeing with the 'lunatic with a grudge' theory for now.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2015 10:00 AM (QiBX8)
FEED ME
Posted by: The Barrel at July 17, 2015 09:49 AM (ZKzrr)
Gees, greedy aren't you. We just gave you James Holmes yesterday. That should tide you over for a while, provided you have a few packs of smokes.
Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at July 17, 2015 10:00 AM (DlmoZ)
A economically dependent househusband whose wife sleeps around. There's a name for that and it's not Feminist.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2015 10:01 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2015 09:58 AM (evdj2)
Transgender reporter and pilot. Used to be Roger T. 'Race' Bannon.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 17, 2015 10:02 AM (fWAjv)
Also, I will issue another executive order banning all things Bruce or Caitlyn Jenner until further notice.
That is all....carry on as I will be in the area all day.
Posted by: Zombie President Ronald Reagan at July 17, 2015 10:02 AM (D0NZx)
Posted by: Elf at July 17, 2015 10:02 AM (NjiZL)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2015 10:02 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at July 17, 2015 10:03 AM (eOpVe)
Still reading the article, but this jumped out at me immediately:
"We both know no one ever says it to a woman"
That is an absolute lie. I've heard it said.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 17, 2015 10:03 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2015 10:03 AM (Zu3d9)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.... (gasp)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... (regains control of breathing)
Look, no Democrat is ever on the hook, for anything, because the media's Job #1 is to protect our sacred right to know what prominent Democrats want us to know about the misdeeds of Republicans.
It's like an NPR version of "fair and balanced": strive to give equal weight to stories that show Democrats in a favorable light and those that show Republicans in a negative light.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 17, 2015 10:03 AM (b9fEe)
His from Yemen.
Posted by: Lex at July 17, 2015 10:04 AM (FBjP7)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2015 10:04 AM (evdj2)
drop the azzwhole on the spot??
Posted by: geezer der mensch at July 17, 2015 10:04 AM (DE31Y)
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 17, 2015 10:05 AM (4SgJh)
This is not a parody either, though it comes to us from Iowahawk's twitter stream:
http://thecut.io/1Srusvg
Posted by: MTF at July 17, 2015 09:58 AM (DkJ4E)
guy's an idiot
this will not end well
that is not a marriage
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2015 10:05 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at July 17, 2015 10:05 AM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Lex at July 17, 2015 10:05 AM (FBjP7)
"I'm a woman dammit! I'm feminine, gentle and tender and if you don't acknowledge that I'll wring your fucking neck!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 10:05 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: MTF at July 17, 2015 09:58 AM[/]i
Wow. That omega didn't just turn in his man card, he burned it, scattered the ashes and salted the earth. Truly a pathetic specimen.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2015 10:05 AM (QiBX8)
This is not entirely the result of ideology. So many on the left have profound, untreated mental health issues. You already knew that but just thought I'd reiterate.
Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at July 17, 2015 10:06 AM (Dwehj)
That is an absolute lie. I've heard it said.
Yeah, I hear it all the time....almost always meant to demean women who are doing something else.
Posted by: HR needs cheeseburgers at July 17, 2015 10:06 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: gp at July 17, 2015 10:07 AM (+Jpqc)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 17, 2015 10:07 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: MATT DAMON! at July 17, 2015 10:07 AM (gwG9s)
Isn't his "It's Good to Be Da King" shtick getting a little tiresome to the donor class?
And don't they see it will be even worse with Queen Grandma at the helm?
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at July 17, 2015 10:07 AM (laMCB)
Posted by: jwpaine, otherized for your protection at July 17, 2015 10:07 AM (wKcQA)
Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at July 17, 2015 10:06 AM (Dwehj)
With all due respect, anyone who wants to surgically alter themselves from man to woman or vice versa has a mental disorder. Same thing with homosexuality.
I said it. I stand by it. Fire away.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 10:08 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 17, 2015 10:08 AM (oVJmc)
This is the Common Core way to win in debate class.
Posted by: mindful webworker - i got yer debate point right here at July 17, 2015 10:09 AM (FE+I8)
I pity his children, growing up with a perverted father and a self-centered mother.
Cuckolds are the worst kind of subhumans. They want all men to be like them.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 17, 2015 10:09 AM (cD1Y4)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 17, 2015 10:09 AM (xkSSa)
Posted by: Weasel at July 17, 2015 10:10 AM (6xtq3)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2015 10:11 AM (evdj2)
I would classify this painting as a form of pointillism .
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 17, 2015 10:11 AM (4SgJh)
Overgrowing but the trees are bare
There's a memory there
Boats on a lake
Unattended now, they're all to drown
I'm incredibly down
Just like myself they are neglected
Turn, with my eyes to the wall
What am I supposed to do now-w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELRHD4UCo74
Posted by: Jeff Lynne Staring at that painting and feeling all moody at July 17, 2015 10:11 AM (KUa85)
We could eliminate tuition at every public college and university in America with the $80 billion we spend each year on incarcerations.
Posted by: MTF at July 17, 2015 10:11 AM (DkJ4E)
This is the Common Core way to win in debate class.
Posted by: mindful webworker - i got yer debate point right here at July 17, 2015 10:09 AM (FE+I
Just like the Russian and South Korean parliaments. But until Louie Gohmert belts Pelosi in the mouth, I'm not interested.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 10:11 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Badda Bing at July 17, 2015 10:11 AM (BjKDP)
I guess I should read the comments. I thought this douchebag was just some unbalanced "cisnormative". Heh.
Posted by: Uncle Busyhands at July 17, 2015 10:11 AM (Dwehj)
We could eliminate tuition at every public college and university in America with the $80 billion we spend each year on incarcerations.
Posted by: MTF at July 17, 2015 10:11 AM (DkJ4E)
One bullet per prisoner. Okay. Deal.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 10:12 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2015 10:13 AM (evdj2)
even marionating in female hormones, he is still a guy
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 10:13 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at July 17, 2015 10:13 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2015 10:13 AM (TOk1P)
OK, so TFG tweeted something the other day and I ignored it as just more
Brawndo-fed bullshit from the Idiocracy. But it stuck with me, and I'm
starting to think it should go in the TFG comment Hall Of Fame,
We could eliminate tuition at every public college and university
in America with the $80 billion we spend each year on incarcerations.
Posted by: MTF at July 17, 2015 10:11 AM (DkJ4E)
Because when things are free they have so much more value, you appreciate them more. Ugh. Idiots.
Posted by: Badda Bing at July 17, 2015 10:13 AM (BjKDP)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 10:14 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2015 10:13 AM (TOk1P)
Can't hold a candle to John Lithgow in "Terms of Endearment."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 10:15 AM (St6BJ)
Military Families' Percentage of Income Spent on Housing More Than Double That of Civilians
Never thought about this.
pjmedia.com
In an increasingly dangerous world we shouldn't be putting undo burdens on the very people who have to protect us from the danger.
the country is so sick
so close to dying
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2015 10:15 AM (qCMvj)
With all due respect, anyone who wants to surgically alter themselves from man to woman or vice versa has a mental disorder.
Blasphemer! H8tr!
Posted by: Proud to be whatever at July 17, 2015 10:15 AM (BjKDP)
a picture, description, or imitation of a person or thing in which certain striking characteristics are exaggerated in order to create a comic or grotesque effect.
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 10:16 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Roberta Muldoon at July 17, 2015 10:16 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 17, 2015 10:16 AM (oVJmc)
http://tinyurl.com/ocl5rdr
WTF is the matter with people?
If it was my family he did this to, there would be no place he could hide. And they'd find his fukcing phone strategically and forcefully "placed".....
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 17, 2015 10:16 AM (nqiq9)
You mean 'The World According to Garp'?
Posted by: gewa76 at July 17, 2015 10:16 AM (S9rS1)
WATCH: TUR THREATENS TO SEND BREITBART'S BEN SHAPIRO HOME IN AN AMBULANCE DURING JENNER DISCUSSION
Who or what is a Tur?
Sometimes I'm glad to be pop culture ignorant.
Tur means door.
Breitbart means wide beard.
I'm glad I could clear this up for you.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2015 10:16 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: MTF at July 17, 2015 10:17 AM (DkJ4E)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 10:18 AM (zOTsN)
Anything? Anything at all?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2015 10:18 AM (NjiZL)
Posted by: Shantaqua Brown at July 17, 2015 10:18 AM (BjKDP)
Posted by: MTF at July 17, 2015 10:11 AM (DkJ4E)
He's such an economic genius. How about if we just gave everyone a million dollars everyone would be millionaires.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 10:18 AM (493sH)
against someone else if he hadn't grown up a male and enjoyed the
benefit of developing with testosterone and male strength.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 17, 2015 10:08 AM (oVJmc)
I know precisely three people who consider themselves to be transgendered (male to female), and all three of them are rather fond of at least hinting at the fact that if you piss them off enough they will resort to violence.
Big muscular guys, all three of them.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2015 10:18 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 17, 2015 10:18 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Lauren at July 17, 2015 10:19 AM (Kksa8)
Anything? Anything at all?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2015 10:18 AM (NjiZL)
Allah Akbar!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 10:19 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 17, 2015 10:19 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 10:19 AM (zOTsN)
"What? He only got 4?" - Pres. Obamullah
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 17, 2015 10:20 AM (nqiq9)
The extensions to this are practically limitless: an animal may appear to be an animal but if if I love my sheep and I'm convinced my sheep loves me, then that's all the justification I need to indulge in bestiality. Extend it further to children, corpses, furniture...the potential list is endless.
The worse extension thus far is putting a boy on hormones because the parents "feel" he'd be better off as a girl. His actual physiological makeup means nothing.
This is what happens when people reject the God Who Is and replace Him with the idol god of self: nothing "god" wants is impossible and is to be denied.
And if you disagree, my "god" will throttle you.
Posted by: Doomed at July 17, 2015 10:20 AM (bGLSw)
Posted by: Lauren at July 17, 2015 10:20 AM (Kksa8)
Anything? Anything at all?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2015 10:18 AM (NjiZL)
Broadway matinee and a fundraiser at a private residence got in the way.
Priorities.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 17, 2015 10:20 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Michael Moore at July 17, 2015 10:20 AM (nG61K)
Posted by: Brian Dennehy at July 17, 2015 10:20 AM (gwG9s)
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 17, 2015 10:20 AM (4SgJh)
Posted by: Shantaqua Brown at July 17, 2015 10:18 AM (BjKDP)
Quite right.
Posted by: gnatyoorawlpheighck at July 17, 2015 10:21 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: Doomed at July 17, 2015 10:21 AM (bGLSw)
SEVEN ISLAMIC TERRORIST ATTACKS IN USA IN SEVEN YEARS For Obama Administration
http://bit.ly/1KcuwQw
I was thinking it was 6-7. But, "the world is more peaceful than ever!"
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2015 10:21 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 17, 2015 10:21 AM (/Ho8c)
Blur trees.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 17, 2015 10:21 AM (DfI5Y)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 17, 2015 10:15 AM (St6BJ)
Sure but Lithgow was probably... what, in his 30s when he made that movie? And would readily admit to he was just acting (playing dressup).
Brucella's main scam is collecting as many people as he can who will call him "she," and no matter how many that is, it will never be enough.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2015 10:22 AM (TOk1P)
The painting that's supposed to be up there was to be "Kate Upton Valley, DDD-Shadow Effect (1969)", not this Autumn Effect crap-thingie!
If the Management of this Blog is smart, they'd be seeking legal advice on this matter, ASAP........
Posted by: Francis Picabia, Artiste at July 17, 2015 10:22 AM (2mJMN)
Ok all you men, admit it. If it was just me and Zoey Tur on a desert island, who would you pick?
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 17, 2015 10:22 AM (xkSSa)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 17, 2015 10:22 AM (cD1Y4)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 17, 2015 10:23 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2015 10:23 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 10:18 AM (493sH)
I was observing a 4th grade class of...ahem...minorities in Phoenix. Teacher asked how the President could help the homeless more, other than giving them free healthcare. A boy says "give everyone anything they want".There ya' go.
Posted by: Shantaqua Brown at July 17, 2015 10:23 AM (BjKDP)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 17, 2015 10:22 AM (xkSSa)
The Grim Reaper.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 10:24 AM (2Ojst)
Is the justice system still grinding on that? Or did celebrity prevail?
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2015 10:24 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Badda Bing at July 17, 2015 10:24 AM (BjKDP)
Ooooops........did that just come out?
Posted by: POTUS Barry the Insensate at July 17, 2015 10:24 AM (2mJMN)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 17, 2015 10:22 AM (cD1Y4)
Well, at least he drives like a woman.
*runs*
Posted by: naturalfake at July 17, 2015 10:24 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: Grim Reaper at July 17, 2015 10:24 AM (evdj2)
The sea.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 17, 2015 10:24 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: MTF at July 17, 2015 10:25 AM (DkJ4E)
So he/she was busy putting on make up instead of driving? Normal behavior.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 17, 2015 10:26 AM (sWgE+)
Is the justice system still grinding on that? Or did celebrity prevail?
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2015 10:24 AM (evdj2)
I heard it brought up on a radio (sports radio) show recently, and they were rather dismissive. Claiming he was not really at fault or whatever.
I doubt any of them know anything, other than what entertainment "news" they get, so at this point it is probably safe to say the outcome will be to get rid of it because it does not fit the narrative.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2015 10:26 AM (TOk1P)
then what
they keeping blaming the high rate of suicide on other people
they are mentally ill
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 10:26 AM (zOTsN)
Probably not all Atelier Versace, but it looks like they all did.
http://is.gd/tozCPv
Posted by: HR needs cheeseburgers at July 17, 2015 10:26 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Citizen X at July 17, 2015 10:26 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Chilling the most at July 17, 2015 10:27 AM (zW5rQ)
you had the freedom to glue fur to your ass and call yourself a dog.
You did not have a CIVIL RIGHT to insist that everyone pretend that you are a dog.
Posted by: some random meathead at July 17, 2015 10:27 AM (p7ckx)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 10:28 AM (zOTsN)
what happens when people get sick of his attention whoring shit, and
they will, and he cuts his dick off and he will, and he is still unhappy
then what
they keeping blaming the high rate of suicide on other people
they are mentally ill
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 10:26 AM (zOTsN)
Unfortunately mental illness doesn't exist anymore. Everything is normal.
Posted by: Badda Bing at July 17, 2015 10:28 AM (BjKDP)
A coconut.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 10:28 AM (mf0wg)
Posted by: Winston Smith at July 17, 2015 10:28 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 10:28 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Country Singer at July 17, 2015 10:29 AM (8hctH)
then what
they keeping blaming the high rate of suicide on other people
they are mentally ill
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 10:26 AM (zOTsN)
Joins the 41 percent and rising that attempt suicide.
Yes, they are mentally ill and psychologists/psychiatrists are afraid to state that fact.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 17, 2015 10:29 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 17, 2015 10:29 AM (4SgJh)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2015 10:29 AM (iQIUe)
Anything? Anything at all?
No political hay to make there. The Zero can't figure out a way to divide Americans over it.
Plus, while he may not be a practicing Muslim, Obama's sympathies always lie with the Islamists, not Christians.
Posted by: Citizen X at July 17, 2015 10:29 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 10:29 AM (OSs/l)
Ok all you men, admit it. If it was just me and Zoey Tur on a desert island, who would you pick?
A coconut.
A sandy hole fill with sharp shell fragments.
Posted by: some random meathead at July 17, 2015 10:30 AM (p7ckx)
Posted by: If Bruce Jenner commented here... at July 17, 2015 10:31 AM (2mJMN)
Another Marine killed yesterday identified: 21yo Skip Wells of Marietta,
GA, graduate of Sprayberry HS and was a student at Georgia Southern
University.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 17, 2015 10:29 AM (8hctH)
We are not at war, and war cannot come to this country.
Posted by: Every Libtard everywhere at July 17, 2015 10:31 AM (BjKDP)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 17, 2015 10:31 AM (/Ho8c)
http://tinyurl.com/qavcc4b
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 17, 2015 10:31 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 17, 2015 10:29 AM (4SgJh)
Yeah, but I would DO Ronda Rousey. (Notice that I didn't say "hit" - that would be really stupid.) I may apologize profusely afterward, but I would do it.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 17, 2015 10:31 AM (nqiq9)
No thanks.
Posted by: Citizen X at July 17, 2015 10:32 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2015 10:32 AM (iQIUe)
Inter-species...Whoa, that manatee out there is smokin'. Hubba hubba.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 17, 2015 10:32 AM (DfI5Y)
Posted by: Every Libtard everywhere at July 17, 2015 10:31 AM (BjKDP)
Speaking of libs, I just looked at young Mr. Wells' FB page. In his likes is "Save General Forrest." The leftists will be all over that saying he deserved to die. Just watch.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 17, 2015 10:34 AM (8hctH)
-
And so we wouldn't have to fight them here.
Place your bets, everybody! Strong horse or weak donkey?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 17, 2015 10:34 AM (XUKZU)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 17, 2015 10:31 AM (nqiq9)
At least Ronda Rousey is a chick and in some circles would be considered hot. Zoey Tur is a guy.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 17, 2015 10:34 AM (sWgE+)
Anything? Anything at all?"
Well, there was that annual EID greeting to Muslims with it's message of tolerance and peace. What more could a president do?
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at July 17, 2015 10:34 AM (1BQGO)
Second successful attack; FBI has foiled some since Little Rock.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 17, 2015 10:35 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 17, 2015 10:31 AM (nqiq9)
She can get in the half guard position with me anytime.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 10:35 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Colin at July 17, 2015 10:36 AM (WQLtV)
Posted by: rrpjr at July 17, 2015 10:36 AM (s/yC1)
Posted by: Badda Bing at July 17, 2015 10:28 AM (BjKDP)
-------------------------------------
Actually, I think religiosity is a form of mental illness.
Posted by: Richard Dawkins at July 17, 2015 10:36 AM (xkSSa)
Posted by: MTF at July 17, 2015 09:58 AM[/]i
Wow. That omega didn't just turn in his man card, he burned it, scattered the ashes and salted the earth. Truly a pathetic specimen.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2015 10:05 AM (QiBX
That's not a man.
That's not a wife.
That's not a marriage.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 17, 2015 10:36 AM (XmOA9)
Man, the "Ginger or Mary Anne" argument has gone to Hell.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 17, 2015 10:37 AM (oVJmc)
This week Seattle did the following:
1. All new housing developments will not have to set aside 10% of units as "low income" units. So when you buy the $1M condo, 10% of your neighbors will be Section 8.
2. Seattle will allow Muslims to buy a house without actually paying interest since, well interest is against Sharia law. And we wouldn't want the poor darlings disobeying their made up laws now would we?
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at July 17, 2015 10:37 AM (0LHZx)
I just read the AP account of the shooting in TN. Four times they
declare, with quotes from various officials, that they "have no idea"
what motivated the shooting.
Huh. Even Slate mentioned the dude prayed toward Mecca five times a day.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 17, 2015 10:37 AM (ZKzrr)
*pulls a Michael Phelps and swims to neighboring island.
http://tinyurl.com/pszk6wx
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 17, 2015 10:37 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 17, 2015 10:38 AM (NjiZL)
This might be news to Dinesh D'Souza.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 17, 2015 10:38 AM (ZKzrr)
Tur called in a radio station and complained that Jenner was not helping transgendered people by his antics.
ps: I think Tur still has his "package. "
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2015 10:38 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Colin at July 17, 2015 10:39 AM (WQLtV)
More zaniness from the trublu whaddayawegonnado cons!!!
Posted by: ass/hole 2016 at July 17, 2015 10:39 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: That Chicken at July 17, 2015 10:39 AM (qR1v/)
Posted by: Ghey Hipster Art Critic at July 17, 2015 10:39 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Colin at July 17, 2015 10:39 AM (WQLtV)
That's the least of my problems. Assholes.
Posted by: The Chicken at July 17, 2015 10:39 AM (2Ojst)
America needs to put on the damn glasses.
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 10:40 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 17, 2015 10:40 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 17, 2015 10:41 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 17, 2015 10:41 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2015 10:41 AM (iQIUe)
You got purdie lips..
Posted by: wrg500
Or is that Purdue lips?
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 17, 2015 10:41 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: Bigby's Middle Finger at July 17, 2015 10:41 AM (3ZtZW)
Soon, 'ettes. Soon.
Posted by: Lavalantula at July 17, 2015 10:42 AM (VbHFl)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 17, 2015 10:42 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2015 10:42 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 17, 2015 10:42 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Bigby's Middle Finger at July 17, 2015 10:41 AM (3ZtZW)
A man who dresses like a woman and has anger/impulse control issues.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 10:42 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Bigby's Middle Finger at July 17, 2015 10:42 AM (3ZtZW)
Leaves are brown.
There's a patch of snow on the ground.
Looks like a Technicolor yawn.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 17, 2015 10:43 AM (XUKZU)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 10:43 AM (zOTsN)
Yes, AP is just wide eyed and lost over it. No clues at all as to what motivated the little angel. For the loon in Charleston they had no trouble at all as to what caused him to do it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 10:43 AM (493sH)
Gay marriage = all are equal. Muzzies don't pay, no one pays.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 10:43 AM (mf0wg)
Tranny threatens? No one notices.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 17, 2015 10:43 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 17, 2015 10:44 AM (sWgE+)
Shoot, nobody has to dress like a woman to have those
Posted by: Bigby's Middle Finger at July 17, 2015 10:44 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at July 17, 2015 10:37 AM (0LHZx)
Genius. Pure genius.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 10:45 AM (493sH)
Tur: "Being transgendered is the bravest thing you can do."
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2015 10:45 AM (iQIUe)
it isnt the internet that planted the seed. That started at home. The internet was only the fertilizer
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 10:45 AM (zOTsN)
So Zoey is a woman?
Posted by: wrg500 at July 17, 2015 10:44 AM (sWgE+)
Heh. Nah, just a thug.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 10:45 AM (2Ojst)
http://is.gd/LoisXp
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 17, 2015 10:42 AM (ZKzrr)
They're still looking for a CBF
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 10:46 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Chicken at July 17, 2015 10:46 AM (xkSSa)
205 anger/impulse control issues
So Zoey is a woman?
Posted by: wrg500 at July 17, 2015 10:44 AM (sWgE+)
See if he has more shoes than tools.
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 10:46 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Yes, it was clearly a piece of dyed fabric that made him do it.
Will no one save us from these evil textiles?
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 17, 2015 10:46 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 10:46 AM (MQEz6)
Depends on the tool...
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 10:47 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Capt. of Titanic, heading for lifeboats at July 17, 2015 10:47 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 10:35 AM (2Ojst)
Full mount even better - like the scene from Police Academy:
http://tinyurl.com/okyhnpj
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 17, 2015 10:47 AM (nqiq9)
Hmmm that preemptive ISIS twitter boast seems like pretty solid evidence, no?
Posted by: Lauren at July 17, 2015 10:48 AM (Kksa8)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2015 10:45 AM (iQIUe)
Yeah, cause storming the beaches at Normandy or landing on Iwo Jima was a day in the park. Not nearly as brave as putting on a dress.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 10:48 AM (493sH)
Wow. Disagreement is now "aggressively insulting"
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2015 10:48 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Audie Murphy at July 17, 2015 10:48 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Whoopy Goldberg at July 17, 2015 10:48 AM (zOTsN)
One
of the aspects of left wing progressivism that both make it so
dangerous and accounts for its relentless growth is the need for it's
adherents to be the avant-gard on every issue. They all have to be on
the cutting edge of whatever is the latest craziness to show their
dedication to the cause. Anything less and they risk being ostracized by
the cult. Their politicians are always struggling to keep up and come up with insane policies like this to appease the mobs.
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at July 17, 2015 10:49 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Butthead at July 17, 2015 10:49 AM (Dwehj)
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 10:49 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: exdem13 at July 17, 2015 10:49 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 17, 2015 10:49 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Colin at July 17, 2015 10:39 AM (WQLtV)
Dang. Reach-arounds still ok?
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 17, 2015 10:49 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Whoopy Goldberg at July 17, 2015 10:49 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at July 17, 2015 10:49 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: girl dodging acid to attend school at July 17, 2015 10:50 AM (Spluw)
Not until now did I realize what a pussy I was.
Posted by: Alan Shepard at July 17, 2015 10:50 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: G-Man at July 17, 2015 10:51 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 17, 2015 10:51 AM (39g3+)
-
Nope. Charlie Chan movies.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 17, 2015 10:51 AM (XUKZU)
Posted by: G-Man at July 17, 2015 10:51 AM (VcOqI)
That's not a wife.
That's not a marriage.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 17, 2015 10:36 AM
Exactly.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2015 10:51 AM (QiBX8)
Posted by: Lauren at July 17, 2015 10:48 AM (Kksa
Supposedly that was PST.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 17, 2015 10:52 AM (fWAjv)
Only to a self-centered, mentally imbalanced person.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 17, 2015 10:52 AM (cD1Y4)
I feel like such a wimp. I'm going to go have a Red Bull and weep for my own gutlessness.
Posted by: Col. Joe Kittinger at July 17, 2015 10:52 AM (2Ojst)
You worked hard and bought a house in a nice little suburb? Screw you! We're building section 8 apartments next door!
Posted by: Lauren at July 17, 2015 10:52 AM (Kksa8)
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 10:52 AM (MQEz6)
Why do all these trannies pick the dumbest names? Zoey? Caitlyn? They are old men picking little girl's names.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2015 10:52 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 17, 2015 10:52 AM (7RXcs)
Posted by: Zoey Hurl at July 17, 2015 10:52 AM (Dwehj)
Muslims, on the other hand, not so much.
Posted by: Commissar M at July 17, 2015 10:53 AM (KSF9t)
Posted by: G-Man at July 17, 2015 10:53 AM (VcOqI)
What's ironic about your post is Michael Phelps was banging a post op tranny in real life.
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 17, 2015 10:53 AM (4SgJh)
http://is.gd/PDbTcJ
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 17, 2015 10:49 AM
OK, that just made my morning. LOL!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2015 10:53 AM (QiBX8)
this guy have tweets about hte attack just prior to it
a blog longing for paradise
prayed five times a day
visited Jordan and Yemen last year
disappeared for months at a time
had a daddy on the terror watch list
who worked for the Chattanooga PD
and they have no idea why he did it
Posted by: Whoopy Goldberg at July 17, 2015 10:54 AM (zOTsN)
WATCH: TUR THREATENS TO SEND BREITBART'S BEN SHAPIRO HOME IN AN AMBULANCE DURING JENNER DISCUSSION
...GRABS HIM BY NECK DURING DEBATE OVER TRANS JENNER
http://bit.ly/1Lq7xA7
always turn to violence
always
--------------------------
Well now, looks like someone got their hot buttons pushed. Heh, no more cable interviews for you!
Posted by: exdem13 at July 17, 2015 10:54 AM (ry4ab)
Any author with any scruples whatsoever should leave that publication immediately.
They are entirely traitorous. Fuck them all.
Posted by: prescient11 at July 17, 2015 10:54 AM (q5APL)
The first ones were either USAF test pilots and/or Naval and Marine aviators with thousands of combat hourse. The first non-pilot astromauts weren't until the 80s.
Posted by: girl dodging acid to attend school at July 17, 2015 10:54 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 17, 2015 10:54 AM (XUKZU)
The oaks are just to lofty and they grab up all the light!
----------------
Rush, ahead of the curve as usual.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 17, 2015 10:54 AM (ry4ab)
No, not raging leftists-liberals. I realize some have made the decision or have the luxury of cutting liberals out of their lives. I don't. The ones i know have been my friends for decades in some cases. They're nice people; Just uniformed. So today i Volunteered at the food pantry with a friend who's one of most generous people you could find. In their mid sixties. retired math teacher Voted for Reagan. I can't understand what happened but she voted for Obama twice. However she said, "And how are you?" and I said, "I'm horrified by those shootings in TN. by a jihadist. One area we agree on is that she's not politically correct about is radicalI slam. She thinks they're equivalent to Nazis. Then I said, And I'm disgusted by this Iran deal. We're obligated by thistreaty to support them if their nuclear areas are attacked." "We are? she said. "I didn't know that.". I continued, " We're giving millions (or is it billions?) to the largest terrorist supplier in the world, the country which chants, "Death to America." She didn't say anything. and I just left it there.
Rings of pebbles in a lake of ignorance. If I didn't say it perhaps nobody would. No; I' not cutting this kindly Christian woman out of my life. I just keep gently tossing pebbles in the lake.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 10:54 AM (OSs/l)
http://tinyurl.com/qj3lskc
*vid at link (Daily Mail)
But this pic is cracking me up...
http://tinyurl.com/pjw8h3p
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 17, 2015 10:55 AM (fWAjv)
Also, we will begin beheading tax collectors, according to a vision from micro machine angels.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 17, 2015 10:56 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2015 10:56 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 10:56 AM (zOTsN)
FBI Agent: I don't believe you! Are you a Christian?
Posted by: G-Man at July 17, 2015 10:56 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 17, 2015 10:57 AM (XUKZU)
Wait, seriously?
Posted by: Lauren at July 17, 2015 10:57 AM (Kksa8)
Posted by: ThunderB at July 17, 2015 10:58 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 17, 2015 10:57 AM (XUKZU)
Judging by the shadow, looks like he's pinned down by an alien.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 17, 2015 10:58 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 17, 2015 10:59 AM (VcOqI)
If so, NOBODY read this frigging treaty.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 10:59 AM (OSs/l)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at July 17, 2015 11:00 AM (hk5Mp)
Any author with any scruples whatsoever should leave that publication immediately.
They are entirely traitorous. Fuck them all.
Posted by: prescient11
============
That's what I keep saying.
And everyone is like "But Williamson and Hanson write gud!!!"
No, they write what the paymaster tells them they can write--they are there for a paycheck, not to provoke conversations.
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 17, 2015 11:00 AM (ZvKdv)
Lectern scene even better. But then you'd probably have to move furniture for her.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 11:00 AM (mf0wg)
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 17, 2015 11:00 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at July 17, 2015 10:37 AM (0LHZx)
_____________________
This kind of crap seriously pisses me off. Why should we have to transform our society and way of doing business to accommodate muslim immigrants? They came here. If they don't like the way we do things here, there's an easy fix: don't come here.
I will make no accommodations for sharia-practicing muslims, and I will vote against any politician who so much as hints at a willingness to bend over for this type of crap.
Imagine if a bunch of Christian Americans or Jews immigrated to Saudi Arabia or Syria or Iraq or Egypt or some other muzzie country (not that they'd ever be allowed to do so), and started demanding that the governments there accommodate their religious beliefs and practices. Those Americans would be thrown in prison, or lined up against a wall and shot. Yet when muslims come here and start demanding that we change our society to suit them, our spineless political class can't wait to do their bidding. It is beyond sickening.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 17, 2015 11:01 AM (kGrdk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 11:01 AM (OSs/l)
I've got an old mule and her name is Sal
Fifteen years on the Erie Canal
She's a good old worker and a good old pal
Fifteen years on the Erie Canal
We've hauled some barges in our day
Filled with lumber, coal, and hay
And every inch of the way I (we) know
From Albany to Buffalo
Posted by: Thomas Allen at July 17, 2015 11:01 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 17, 2015 11:01 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 11:00 AM (mf0wg)
Nope. I charge at least 3 beejers for furniture moving.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 17, 2015 11:02 AM (nqiq9)
If so, NOBODY read this frigging treaty.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 10:59 AM (OSs/l)
Go see page 142, under "Nuclear Security." I'd paste the text but Pixy won't let me.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 11:02 AM (2Ojst)
Seriously, we need to boycott those fuckers at NRO.
Derby was bad enough, but then Steyn?? Are you fucking kidding me?
Posted by: prescient11 at July 17, 2015 11:03 AM (q5APL)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 11:03 AM (2Ojst)
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-33562479
That was fast.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 17, 2015 11:03 AM (ZKzrr)
Because complicated yo.
Madness.
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 11:03 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft
I just started a furniture moving company!
Posted by: Clay Aiken at July 17, 2015 11:04 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Jon Carry what served in Vietnam at July 17, 2015 11:04 AM (Dwehj)
yes...why in hell were he Marines NOT carrying? Why didn't they just
drop the azzwhole on the spot??
-------------
I have never been in/around a recruitment center where the soldier did carry. It wasn't supposed to be an issue, and guns didn't have to be there because everybody knows the military involves some guns eventually. From my experience the G.I. Bill was always foremost. But recruiters shouldn't have to worry about self-defense at work, and that's the real problem.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 17, 2015 11:04 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 11:02 AM (2Ojst)
Even Pixy doesn't want to believe we could be that stupid, though ultimately she knows better.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 17, 2015 11:04 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 17, 2015 11:04 AM (nqiq9)
Pixy's a guy, so...
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 11:05 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 17, 2015 11:06 AM (NZ9Z6)
Posted by: Commercial at July 17, 2015 11:06 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Jon Carry what served in Vietnam at July 17, 2015 11:06 AM (Dwehj)
http://tinyurl.com/pxnf4cz
Posted by: keena at July 17, 2015 11:06 AM (RiTnx)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 11:06 AM (mf0wg)
278 RoyalOil:
Seriously, we need to boycott those fuckers at NRO.
Derby was bad enough, but then Steyn?? Are you fucking kidding me?
Posted by: prescient11 at July 17, 2015 11:03 AM (q5APL)
What did they do this time?
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 11:06 AM (MQEz6)
Because complicated yo.
Madness.
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 11:03 AM (MQEz6)
Hate to say it, because some people are awfully sensitive about this sort of thing, but that's lawyerspeak. It's the same way Bill Clinton can parse the word "is." A treaty is an agreement between nations.
Every freakin' agreement we have, as a nation, that involves other nations is a freakin treaty! You can call it something else, if your lawspeak demands it of you, but you are now operating on scoundrel time.
No need to consult the lawbooks on this one, fellas. Scoundrel time always leads to blood in the streets. Your? Ours? Both? We'll see. Oh yes, we will see.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2015 11:07 AM (TOk1P)
http://is.gd/PDbTcJ
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 17, 2015 10:49 AM (ZKzrr)
*POINTS WILDLY*
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at July 17, 2015 11:07 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 17, 2015 11:06 AM (NZ9Z6)
As if any of you guys ever engaged in foreplay...
Posted by: The Chicken at July 17, 2015 11:07 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 11:08 AM (mf0wg)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 17, 2015 11:08 AM (7RXcs)
http://tinyurl.com/pxnf4cz
Posted by: keena at July 17, 2015 11:06 AM (RiTnx)
It is sad. She's a filthy slut, and he's completely emasculated. I feel bad for their kids though - they're going to be totally fucked up.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 11:08 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 11:05 AM (2Ojst)
There's a "Y" at the bottom end?
This whole gender thing used to be a lot simpler...
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 17, 2015 11:08 AM (nqiq9)
Most of the people pushing this hate the military. They also hate any spending on the military, and they have an infantile grasp of fiscal policy. To them, "the wars" are the only fiscal problem we've got, and that by "changing our priorities" we can keep happily spending away.
Doing anything resembling what the coalition powers did against iraq after Desert Storm is unlikely. And there's the chance that Iran will succeed despite our best efforts (which we aren't even attempting) or will acquire it from N Korea or Russia.
Add to that the simplemninded lies pawned by the dear leader, and you have the steaming pile.
To make matters worse, we get to watch Schumer preen and pretend to oppose the fait accompli.
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 17, 2015 11:09 AM (Spluw)
Posted by: The Chicken
Hey, chicken. How's it hangin'? A lot of people wanna screw you, but I just wanna talk to you, okay? We should do a film together, whaddya think? Say hi to your mother for me.
Posted by: Mark Wahlberg at July 17, 2015 11:09 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Jon Carry what served in Vietnam at July 17, 2015 11:09 AM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2015 11:09 AM (1xUj/)
They're trying to force the section 8 thing nationwide.
You worked hard and bought a house in a nice little suburb? Screw you! We're building section 8 apartments next door!
------------
The Feds make Section 8 subsidies very attractive to rental property owners. Get the place filled up and get paid on behalf of the loser renters? No problemo! The uncomfortable fact that Section 8 housing invariably appears in police reports and the nightly news gets politely overlooked.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 17, 2015 11:09 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 17, 2015 11:09 AM (VcOqI)
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-33562479
That was fast.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 17, 2015 11:03 AM (ZKzrr)
Well there was no CBF involve so I'm sure the DoJ will start proceedings against the cop who shot the poor innocent thing
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 11:10 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 17, 2015 11:10 AM (NZ9Z6)
Madness.
Posted by: eman
Whenever a lib says something is "complicated" it means they're still figuring out how to lie about what's going on.
Posted by: Dang at July 17, 2015 11:11 AM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 17, 2015 11:11 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at July 17, 2015 10:37 AM (0LHZx)
Will Seattle also accommodate Muslims beliefs regarding gays? I mean we can't go against Muslim law, now can we?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 11:12 AM (493sH)
"The Shelby Township Police Department says a truck and trailer packed
with 18 pallets of walnuts and other snack nuts were taken the weekend
of June 27. Police say the truck and trailer were found July 1 in
Detroit, but the nuts worth more than $128,000 were gone."
"posting a mug shot of a squirrel along with details of the case."
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 17, 2015 11:12 AM (81UWZ)
Cooke is completely useless.
Williamson is good until he's not and then he's usually spectacularly wrong.
But what do you expect from a front for the GOPe.
They are lickspittles.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 17, 2015 11:12 AM (xsp+c)
>>>WATCH: TUR THREATENS TO SEND BREITBART'S BEN SHAPIRO HOME IN AN AMBULANCE DURING JENNER DISCUSSION
Ok all you men, admit it. If it was just me and Zoey Tur on a desert island, who would you pick?
-----------
I pick making a log raft and defying the sharks as I sail off in the direction of an island with real chick in grass skirts.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 17, 2015 11:12 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000
Well, I'm concerned. If we let you marry your chicken, people will want to then marry other types of fowl, and then the door will be open for people to marry any bird they want, even a hummingbird! I'm willing to let you have all the same legal benefits of marriage with you and your chicken friend, but you cannot call it marriage.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 17, 2015 11:12 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 17, 2015 11:13 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: LIV at July 17, 2015 11:13 AM (VAsIq)
Madness.
Posted by: eman
Whenever a lib says something is "complicated" it means they're still figuring out how to lie about what's going on.
Posted by: Dang at July 17, 2015 11:11 AM (2oWD2)
Simpler, whenever a Lib says its complicated, it means they are trying to figure out why their 'Perception' is getting bitch slapped by 'Reality'.
Posted by: BB Wolf at July 17, 2015 11:14 AM (qh617)
Posted by: Lauren at July 17, 2015 11:14 AM (Kksa8)
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 17, 2015 11:14 AM (VcOqI)
________________
Exactly. All these dumb-asses, including my own idiot senator Juan McCain, keep saying Obama has the power to do whatever he wants and the senate has no ability to stop him, because the Iran agreement is not a treaty. WTF does he think a treaty is? Here's a commonly-accepted dictionary definition:
"A treaty is a binding agreement under international law, entered by parties who are subject to international law, mainly states and international organizations."
The constitution requires treaties to be ratified by 2/3 of the senate. Nowhere in the constitution does it say "unless the president calls the treaty "an agreement" or some other name, in which case no ratification is required, and the president can bind the nation to whatever terms he pleases."
The stupidity and cowardice of our political class is truly astonishing.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 17, 2015 11:14 AM (kGrdk)
Madness.
Posted by: eman
Whenever a lib says something is "complicated" it means they're still figuring out how to lie about what's going on.
Posted by: Dang at July 17, 2015 11:11 AM (2oWD2)
I am not talking about libs.
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 11:14 AM (MQEz6)
"Whenever a lib says something is "complicated" it means they're still figuring out how to lie about what's going on."
Lie to themselves. Then bash us over the head with their "truth" and "facts".
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 17, 2015 11:15 AM (8marX)
Posted by: G-Man at July 17, 2015 10:51 AM (VcOqI)
---
Hoover was a cross dresser, not quite the same thing. They don't want to get it cut off.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 17, 2015 11:15 AM (xkSSa)
Are we ever going to take ISIS out?
Anyone visiting the mideast shd not be allowed in this country.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2015 11:15 AM (iQIUe)
The ones who don't give a shit about the condition of their property, anyway. Slumlords.
My boss had a Section 8 tenant (white, if it matters, which it shouldn't) in his starter house. It took a year to get rid of her for not paying her portion of the rent, and when they finally could get her out he had to take a week off to get the place cleaned and repaired. I think he may have actually lost money.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 17, 2015 11:15 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2015 11:16 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Dang at July 17, 2015 11:11 AM (2oWD2)
I am not talking about libs.
Posted by: eman
No kidding.
Posted by: Facebook Status: at July 17, 2015 11:16 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2015 11:16 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2015 11:16 AM (evdj2)
314 What if I want to marry my "chicken?"
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000
Well, I'm concerned. If we let you marry your chicken, people will want to then marry other types of fowl, and then the door will be open for people to marry any bird they want, even a hummingbird! I'm willing to let you have all the same legal benefits of marriage with you and your chicken friend, but you cannot call it marriage.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 17, 2015 11:12 AM (VAsIq)
And we find this whole question to be most... fowl... and thus will not grant a hearing, because until the chickens come home to roost, we have the power to Duck the question.
Posted by: Justice Roberts, for the Supremes at July 17, 2015 11:16 AM (qh617)
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 17, 2015 11:17 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Jews and Christians visiting Jerusalem at July 17, 2015 11:17 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2015 11:17 AM (evdj2)
Because complicated yo.
Madness.
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 11:03 AM (MQEz6)
"Its not a treaty"
"You can keep your doctor"
"Its a tax"
"Two men can be married"
"Bruce Jenner is and always has been a woman"
"I won't cum in your mouth"
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 11:17 AM (zt+N6)
Oh, ffs.
Posted by: Lauren
In that case, I think I see another agency that can be downsized.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 17, 2015 11:17 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Justice Roberts, for the Supremes
Goosebumps....
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 17, 2015 11:18 AM (VAsIq)
Over the past couple of days, I've tried to read bits of this abomination just on the off-chance that something relating to OUR security -- not to mention Israel's -- might have slipped past Choom Boy's beady eyes.
As far as I can see, there's nothing.
Iran beat us like we beat Japan in WWII. The only difference is that we set reasonable terms for the Japanese. I doubt Iran will help rebuild us after they blow our shit away.
As has been said many times today: this is treason. Read it and weep.
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 17, 2015 11:18 AM (JaVx+)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 17, 2015 11:14 AM (kGrdk)
It isn't those things. They are in on it.
The folks in power have rearranged the separation of powers.
The Constitution is ignored.
They like it better that way.
The thing they want most is for us not to see that.
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 11:18 AM (MQEz6)
We sure are. Don't worry. It'll be fine. You'll love it.
(cough)
http://tinyurl.com/bkv6bbp
Posted by: Top Men at HUD at July 17, 2015 11:18 AM (Gvtxy)
Same thing we'll have to do to the White House.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 11:18 AM (mf0wg)
Posted by: Justice Roberts, for the Supremes
Goosebumps....
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 17, 2015 11:18 AM (VAsIq)
What a loon.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 11:18 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2015 11:18 AM (1xUj/)
Posted by: The CDC at July 17, 2015 11:18 AM (NZ9Z6)
Peter Wehner is a lying piece of shit.
Posted by: prescient11 at July 17, 2015 11:19 AM (q5APL)
Posted by: Lauren at July 17, 2015 11:19 AM (Kksa8)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 17, 2015 11:19 AM (ZKzrr)
"I won't cum in your mouth"
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 11:17 AM (zt+N6)
If Bruce has always been a woman then didn't he win his Olympic medal under fraudulent circumstances. Time to return it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 11:19 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 17, 2015 11:19 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: AConcernedCitizenJustLikeYourself at July 17, 2015 11:20 AM (JzFJE)
Bang.
Posted by: Cheri at July 17, 2015 11:20 AM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Justice Roberts, for the Supremes
Goosebumps....
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
What a loon.
Posted by: Insomniac
*Crows triumphantly*
I'm the cock of the walk!
Posted by: Bird Marriage Advocate at July 17, 2015 11:20 AM (VAsIq)
Tur & Jenne: they talk, walk, and act like men. They were a dress, makeup, and wigs. Why go thru all this shit if you are still going to look like a guy? Why the surgeries? The drugs? Just put on a dress and leave us alone??
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2015 11:21 AM (iQIUe)
We sure are. Don't worry. It'll be fine. You'll love it.
(cough)
http://tinyurl.com/bkv6bbp
Posted by: Top Men at HUD at July 17, 2015 11:18 AM (Gvtxy)
My only hope is the Section 8 crowd ends up in the lilly white neighborhoods of a bunch of beta males and liberated womyn who are big libs and are all for it until it moves in next door
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 11:21 AM (493sH)
Posted by: lindafell de Spair at July 17, 2015 11:21 AM (xVgrA)
In fairness, Jenner would have dominated the Women's Heptathlon.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2015 11:21 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 17, 2015 11:21 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: AConcernedCitizenJustLikeYourself
You think we no lookie? We lookie long time, we no find nothing!
Posted by: Chinese Hacker at July 17, 2015 11:22 AM (VAsIq)
Perfectly stated.
It doesn't matter what Obama thinks it to be, it only matters what the constitution and congress thinks the agreement is.
The Senate could have and should have asserted it to be a treaty and that any moves to implement any provisions without their consent would be a violation and extraconstitutional and that that in no certain terms congress would not authorize or approve any funding for same.
But since the GOP are a bunch of lickspittles and pussies we now have a situation where the GOP is 100pct responsible for this and will and should bear 100pct of the blame for the ramifications.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 17, 2015 11:22 AM (xsp+c)
I like horses, too, but come on!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2015 11:22 AM (iQIUe)
They're on my staff. HR just processed them an hour ago.
Posted by: Prez'nit O'Dhimmi at July 17, 2015 11:23 AM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Leg or Breast? Both at July 17, 2015 11:24 AM (VcOqI)
If Bruce has always been a woman then didn't he win his Olympic medal under fraudulent circumstances. Time to return it
In fairness, Jenner would have dominated the Women's Heptathlon.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 17, 2015 11:21 AM (evdj2)
...that sounds Gaycist or Misogynistic or...oh hell I'm confused.
Posted by: Caitlyn at July 17, 2015 11:24 AM (BjKDP)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!
No, Russell's on to something with this....
Posted by: Catherine the Great at July 17, 2015 11:25 AM (VAsIq)
Better over site that way.
Posted by: OTB at July 17, 2015 11:25 AM (ShdUd)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 11:26 AM (mf0wg)
Now we have people living on our lawn that get 72 Virgins and Bonus points for killing Marines and Civilians during their Holiday...
Do to my age I will be checking out just in time
Posted by: Rochester driver for Mr Benny at July 17, 2015 11:26 AM (/WmRg)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at July 17, 2015 11:27 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Caitlyn
What is it called when a man says something "bad" about women? Misogyny. What is it called when a woman says something "bad" about men? Feminism.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 17, 2015 11:27 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 17, 2015 11:27 AM (NZ9Z6)
Posted by: Justice Roberts, for the Supremes
Fits the bill. Just swan more reason those turkeys should be impeached.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 17, 2015 11:28 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Weird Al at July 17, 2015 11:28 AM (W5DcG)
Portland State University is hosting a "Violence of Whiteness" exhibit. The school also announced that it will shut down campus political activity if it is "triggering." Some students wanted to organize a "murder-free zone" to mock gun-free zones. The school said it might trigger violent opposition, and banned it. (Reason.com link)"Violence of Whiteness" can go forward because it won't trigger violent opposition. They're trying to tell us something but I'm not sure what.
Posted by: CJ at July 17, 2015 11:28 AM (9KqcB)
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 17, 2015 11:28 AM (Ku7jX)
Posted by: Boss Moss
Surely you jest! Put poor people in our neighborhoods? Crime will sky-rocket!
Posted by: DC political class at July 17, 2015 11:28 AM (VAsIq)
The folks in power have rearranged the separation of powers.
The Constitution is ignored.
They like it better that way.
The thing they want most is for us not to see that.
Posted by: eman at July 17, 2015 11:18 AM (MQEz6)
Yep. This is the Republican Party doing this. And yet we're supposed to now all turn our attention to which fella we want to win the next season of American Idol/party nomination, and we're all supposed to get on Team This Guy or Team That Guy, and we can bicker and argue about whether Donald Trump is a big poopyhead or not.
Meanwhile, we're not only not stopping terrorist regimes from getting weapons of mass destruction, we're handing it to them.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2015 11:28 AM (TOk1P)
pussies we now have a situation where the GOP is 100pct responsible for
this and will and should bear 100pct of the blame for the ramifications.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 17, 2015 11:22 AM
I will stick with my usual comment when situations like this arrive: it's time to round up enough buses to haul all 535 members of the current Congress to jail. All, without exception.
Meanwhile, a standard police van can cart Choom Boy and Jon Cary off to the clink.
There are times when it's too time-consuming and frustrating to try to sort Friends from Enemies. The Law of Averages suggests to me that there are no Friends in this mob. Just traitors.
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 17, 2015 11:29 AM (JaVx+)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 17, 2015 11:29 AM (sWgE+)
We have enough congress critters.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 17, 2015 11:30 AM (sWgE+)
They're hawking more bs, I see.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 11:30 AM (mf0wg)
fowl... and thus will not grant a hearing, because until the chickens
come home to roost, we have the power to Duck the question.
Posted by: Justice Roberts, for the Supremes
Goosebumps....
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
What a loon.
Posted by: Insomniac
*Crows triumphantly*
I'm the cock of the walk!
Posted by: Bird Marriage Advocate at July 17, 2015 11:20 AM
Quail, socons, before the power of our compelling advocacy!
Posted by: Liberal Loons Everywhere at July 17, 2015 11:30 AM (QiBX8)
Use a B'more po po van.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 11:31 AM (mf0wg)
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Think you have to say the secret word for that.
Posted by: OTB at July 17, 2015 11:31 AM (ShdUd)
Posted by: Boss Moss at July 17, 2015 11:31 AM (NZ9Z6)
Posted by: DC political class at July 17, 2015 11:28 AM
He's perfectly serious.
And don't call him Shirley.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2015 11:32 AM (QiBX8)
In last night's ONT there's a link I contributed about a cemetary. It's my hope that the vast majority of the current administration is eventually interred in a like manner.
Posted by: Country Singer at July 17, 2015 11:32 AM (8hctH)
it's time to round up enough buses to haul all 535 members of the
current Congress to jail. All, without exception."
As we wait patiently by the phone.
Posted by: Vats of Tar and Sacks of Feathers at July 17, 2015 11:32 AM (Gvtxy)
America baby!! Where even the mentally retarded can be incredibly wealthy!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 17, 2015 11:32 AM (bD/KL)
fowl... and thus will not grant a hearing, because until the chickens
come home to roost, we have the power to Duck the question.
Posted by: Justice Roberts, for the Supremes
Goosebumps....
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
What a loon.
Posted by: Insomniac
*Crows triumphantly*
I'm the cock of the walk!
Posted by: Bird Marriage Advocate at July 17, 2015 11:20 AM
Quail, socons, before the power of our compelling advocacy!
Posted by: Liberal Loons Everywhere
Any legal eagles here see a chance for us, or is this the Republic's swan song before these raven idiots?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 17, 2015 11:33 AM (VAsIq)
Just to demonstrate their fair-mindedness the link url is entitled "Trump Butt Plug".
Is violence is inevitable? School yard taunts used to be met with fists when I was a kid, and if these lefties won't grow up you wonder if they can understand anything else.
Posted by: MTF at July 17, 2015 11:33 AM (DkJ4E)
Okay, you didnt want to do a staged reading of Body Heat and you didnt want to do Breaker Morant. How about Zulu! Can anybody play the drums?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2015 11:34 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Mr. Foo Foo at July 17, 2015 11:34 AM (Dwehj)
America baby!! Where even the mentally retarded can be incredibly wealthy!!
Seriously re-thinking if that wall needs to go on our southern border, or .....
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 11:34 AM (mf0wg)
Posted by: prescient11 at July 17, 2015 11:35 AM (q5APL)
OWS is available.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 11:35 AM (mf0wg)
fowl... and thus will not grant a hearing, because until the chickens
come home to roost, we have the power to Duck the question.
Posted by: Justice Roberts, for the Supremes
Goosebumps....
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
What a loon.
Posted by: Insomniac
*Crows triumphantly*
I'm the cock of the walk!
Posted by: Bird Marriage Advocate at July 17, 2015 11:20 AM
Quail, socons, before the power of our compelling advocacy!
Posted by: Liberal Loons Everywhere
Any legal eagles here see a chance for us, or is this the Republic's swan song before these raven idiots?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 17, 2015 11:33 AM (VAsIq)
Wait.... WHAT????
Col. Sanders got the info about my kids???
OK.... the Supremes, upon further reflection, are going to chicken out and due to the clucking of the media, and the hectoring of the Hen Party we have within our midsts, grant a hearing on this Historic Question.
Posted by: Justice Roberts, for the Supremes at July 17, 2015 11:36 AM (qh617)
Posted by: College Presidents at July 17, 2015 11:36 AM (VAsIq)
about a cemetary. It's my hope that the vast majority of the current
administration is eventually interred in a like manner. Posted by: Country Singer at July 17, 2015 11:32 AM
Saw that. Neat find, even if I have no desire at all to go there (have been to a couple for non-traitors in France and Belgium).
My hope is that members of our current Treason Brigade are treated the way they want to treat the CBF: pulled down, loudly dishonored and erased from the national memory.
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 17, 2015 11:36 AM (JaVx+)
Posted by: Bill Cosby at July 17, 2015 11:37 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at July 17, 2015 11:37 AM (Dwehj)
fowl... and thus will not grant a hearing, because until the chickens
come home to roost, we have the power to Duck the question.
Posted by: Justice Roberts, for the Supremes
Goosebumps....
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
What a loon.
Posted by: Insomniac
*Crows triumphantly*
I'm the cock of the walk!
Posted by: Bird Marriage Advocate at July 17, 2015 11:20 AM
Quail, socons, before the power of our compelling advocacy!
Posted by: Liberal Loons Everywhere
Any legal eagles here see a chance for us, or is this the Republic's swan song before these raven idiots?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 17, 2015 11:33 AM (VAsIq)
Wait.... WHAT????
Col. Sanders got the info about my kids???
OK.... the Supremes, upon further reflection, are going to chicken out and due to the clucking of the media, and the hectoring of the Hen Party we have within our midsts, grant a hearing on this Historic Question.
Posted by: Justice Roberts, for the Supremes
He'll just parrot the party line.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 17, 2015 11:37 AM (VAsIq)
Making too many fowl puns will ostrichize you from the rest of the group....
Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2015 11:37 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Leg or Breast? Both at July 17, 2015 11:37 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 11:37 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: prescient11
And it's the Fraternities!
Posted by: College Presidents at July 17, 2015 11:36 AM (VAsIq)
It's all the college boys who had sex with coeds that developed the regresties in the morning.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 11:37 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: OTB at July 17, 2015 11:38 AM (ShdUd)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 11:38 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Leg or Breast? Both at July 17, 2015 11:38 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: MTF at July 17, 2015 11:33 AM (DkJ4E)
The Left does not understand that Forbearance, is not weakness.
that the only thing saving them from the strong, is the very rules they are busy destroying.
Posted by: BB Wolf at July 17, 2015 11:38 AM (qh617)
fowl... and thus will not grant a hearing, because until the chickens
come home to roost, we have the power to Duck the question.
Posted by: Justice Roberts, for the Supremes
Goosebumps....
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
What a loon.
Posted by: Insomniac
*Crows triumphantly*
I'm the cock of the walk!
Posted by: Bird Marriage Advocate at July 17, 2015 11:20 AM
Quail, socons, before the power of our compelling advocacy!
Posted by: Liberal Loons Everywhere
Any legal eagles here see a chance for us, or is this the Republic's swan song before these raven idiots?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 17, 2015 11:33 AM (VAsIq)
Wait.... WHAT????
Col. Sanders got the info about my kids???
OK.... the Supremes, upon further reflection, are going to chicken out and due to the clucking of the media, and the hectoring of the Hen Party we have within our midsts, grant a hearing on this Historic Question.
Posted by: Justice Roberts, for the Supremes
He'll just parrot the party line.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
Toucan play at this game!
Posted by: Bird Watcher--but, like, in a sexy way at July 17, 2015 11:39 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Justice Roberts, for the Supremes
You're still a complete tit.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 11:39 AM (2Ojst)
have made the mistake that they didn't shout Death to America enough
and declare it a religious symbol.
Posted by: buzzion
Yeah, they just believed the freedom of speech part, not the selective freedom for certain groups to practice their religious death cults part.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 17, 2015 11:39 AM (/Ho8c)
==========
That's the only way I'll ever know I'm back in the country I grew up in; the only way I'll ever be proud of this country again.
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 17, 2015 11:40 AM (ZvKdv)
Posted by: Barney Frank at July 17, 2015 11:41 AM (xkSSa)
that the only thing saving them from the strong, is the very rules they are busy destroying.
Where is the tipping point. At what point does society say enough is enough not one step further, or is it already to late?
Posted by: wrg500 at July 17, 2015 11:41 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Bird Watcher--but, like, in a sexy way
*flips everyone the bird*
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at July 17, 2015 11:41 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 17, 2015 11:42 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Citation X is fast at July 17, 2015 11:42 AM (Sqmjr)
Do not despair my brothers and sisters! I will liberate you! And as for you humans, get off your high... stop being so complacently self righteous. You need to pay us reparations.
Posted by: John Kerry at July 17, 2015 11:43 AM (xkSSa)
Is Tur in JAIL?
that was assault... on film...
Or is Transexual now a get out of jail free card?
Posted by: BB Wolf at July 17, 2015 11:44 AM (qh617)
Def Jam music mogul Russell Simmons compares plight of carriage horses in NYC's Central Park to the Holocaust and slavery
America baby!! Where even the mentally retarded can be incredibly wealthy!!
Seriously re-thinking if that wall needs to go on our southern border, or .....
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You want to make some command-detonated avalanches alongside highways in the Pennsylvania Appalachians?
Posted by: exdem13 at July 17, 2015 11:44 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Cecil "Atilla" Richards at July 17, 2015 11:44 AM (Dwehj)
Posted by: John Kerry at July 17, 2015 11:44 AM (xkSSa)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 11:44 AM (mf0wg)
Posted by: prescient11 at July 17, 2015 11:45 AM (q5APL)
Whitehouse.gov
http://tinyurl.com/of6bqb4
Yeah, I know this has a much chance of going forward as the JEF suddenly loving anything remotely American, but fuck it.
You never know.
Besides, with the Chinks having my info, the thought of Obumbles and crew coming after me doesn't exactly fill me with dread.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 11:45 AM (kmtse)
418 >>>Def Jam music mogul Russell Simmons compares plight of carriage horses in NYC's Central Park to the Holocaust and slavery
Do not despair my brothers and sisters! I will liberate you! And as for you humans, get off your high... stop being so complacently self righteous. You need to pay us reparations.
Posted by: John Kerry at July 17, 2015 11:43 AM (xkSSa)
Oh.... Johhhhnnnn..... too soon.... we aren't ready yet...
not until you get a long mustache....
Posted by: Mr. Ed, spokesbeast, Equine Liberation Front (ELF) at July 17, 2015 11:45 AM (qh617)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 17, 2015 11:41 AM (sWgE+)
1.) *too
2.) Yes.
Posted by: Mickey Shwarma, soon from an undisclosed non-US location at July 17, 2015 11:46 AM (2mJMN)
Posted by: John Kerry at July 17, 2015 11:43 AM (xkSSa)
So you're telling us to pony up?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 17, 2015 11:47 AM (2Ojst)
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Where it has always been. In your hands and in my hands. Society wants some one to do something. When only a handful do we call them hero's. When most do it they are called good neighbors. Stand up for yourself and stand up for you neighbor.
Posted by: OTB at July 17, 2015 11:47 AM (ShdUd)
Posted by: Bird Watcher
Quit your grousing.
Posted by: rickb223
*Flies into a rage*
Posted by: Bird Watcher--but, like, in a sexy way at July 17, 2015 11:47 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Cecil "Atilla" Richards at July 17, 2015 11:44 AM (Dwehj)
FIFY, wingnut!
Posted by: Hillary "Hic!" Clinton at July 17, 2015 11:47 AM (RD7QR)
Why? Have them wear side arms as part of the uniform.
And yes, recruiting offices are a "base". As much as a post office and parking lot are considered a post office.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 11:48 AM (mf0wg)
Posted by: Bird Watcher--but, like, in a sexy way at July 17, 2015 11:48 AM (VAsIq)
that the only thing saving them from the strong, is the very rules they are busy destroying.
Posted by: BB Wolf at July 17, 2015 11:38 AM (qh617)
I used to work with this limp wristed liberal who bragged that he was an anarchist. I said, fine tomorrow I'll come in and beat you to death with a baseball bat but because of anarchy I can get away with it. No that's not how it works, he bleated.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 11:49 AM (493sH)
Posted by: BB Wolf at July 17, 2015 11:44 AM (qh617)
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They're remaking ghostbusters to be more politically correct.
They need to do a remake of Thelma and Louise starring Caitlyn Jenner and Zoey Tur. Caitlyn will do the driving, natch. Then they can remake 48 hours starring Rachel Dolezal in Eddie Murphy's role.
Posted by: Bryan Singer at July 17, 2015 11:50 AM (xkSSa)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 17, 2015 11:50 AM (LWWrf)
MSM outlets everywhere cheer in unison!
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 17, 2015 11:51 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: AConcernedCitizenJustLikeYourself
You think we no lookie? We lookie long time, we no find nothing!
Posted by: Chinese Hacker at July 17, 2015 11:22 AM (VAsIq)"
Actuarry, we found lots of D's and F's, but we think we're better off keeping that buried, and give him more time to destroy your country.
Posted by: Chinese Hacker's Party boss. at July 17, 2015 11:51 AM (6E2GS)
Posted by: Secretariat Kerry at July 17, 2015 11:51 AM (Dwehj)
Many.
But there were also some US Women's soccer team players in suits. *cough*
http://www.gofugyourself.com/
espys-fugs-and-fabs-the-us-womens-soccer-team-07-2015
Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2015 11:52 AM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 17, 2015 11:53 AM (/Ho8c)
Jeb Bush...the gift that keeps on giving!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 17, 2015 11:53 AM (oFCZn)
But there were also some US Women's soccer team players in suits. *cough*
http://www.gofugyourself.com/
espys-fugs-and-fabs-the-us-womens-soccer-team-07-2015
Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2015 11:52 AM (NOIQH)
The MFM was swooning over the one lesbo
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 11:53 AM (493sH)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 17, 2015 11:53 AM (/Ho8c)
Hillary Clinton, who just sh$t all over Uber and companies like it in her big economic speech a few days ago?
#Winning
Get that man some tiger blood!!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2015 11:54 AM (NOIQH)
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mmmmmm... Boobies....my second favorite thing.
Posted by: OTB at July 17, 2015 11:56 AM (ShdUd)
Posted by: Zombie George Zimmer at July 17, 2015 11:56 AM (Dwehj)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 11:21 AM (493sH)
Puh-leeze. You KNOW that is not how it is going to happen. The little data cruncher do gooders will find out where the neighborhoods are most white, most republican.
That's where it will happen, because any complaint will be met with cries of "that's waciss!"
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 17, 2015 11:57 AM (XmOA9)
Posted by: jwest at July 17, 2015 11:57 AM (P/xrJ)
FYNQ.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 11:58 AM (h6BP/)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 17, 2015 11:53 AM (/Ho8c)
Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader
http://tinyurl.com/p84elh8
Posted by: wrg500 at July 17, 2015 11:59 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Zombie George Zimmer at July 17, 2015 11:59 AM (Dwehj)
http://tinyurl.com/p84elh8
Posted by: wrg500
I will gladly pay your barrel entry fee for that.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 12:01 PM (h6BP/)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 17, 2015 12:02 PM (/Ho8c)
Hmmmm.....
At the very end of Trump interview with the Morning Joe clowns, he says this regarding Cruz:
start at approx. 8:25 in
My attitude is this. If a person is nice to me, I will go out of my way to be nice to that person. Like, for instance, Ted Cruz, very early in our little skirmish two weeks ago, which turned out that I was right, by the way, but Ted Cruz came out totally and strongly in favor of me. I don't forget things like that. I think it was very nice...
therightscoop.com
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2015 12:03 PM (qCMvj)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFxJwBoGDTs
Japanese fans of American 1950's Rock and Roll. And I think it's pretty freaking cool.
Posted by: Dang at July 17, 2015 12:05 PM (2oWD2)
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 12:05 PM (UnJ7w)
Buried in the NYT from yesterday, I think:
"Head of Obama's Health Rollout to Lobby for Insurers" "Marilyn Tavenner will become CEO of America's Health Insurance Plans"
Water off a ducks back. All of D.C. is perfectly OK with this.
From @DennyCrane 's twitter.
Posted by: Semper In Stercus at July 17, 2015 12:05 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Dang at July 17, 2015 12:05 PM (2oWD2)
Needs to be banned. Obviously.
Posted by: Semper In Stercus at July 17, 2015 12:06 PM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 17, 2015 12:07 PM (/Ho8c)
"Peace through strength" rally against the Iran nuclear deal, July 22nd 5;30-7:30. in Times Square Sposored by 50 Jewish organizations, but of course you don't have to be Jewish to attend:
http://tinyurl.com/qfuwo2w
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 12:07 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: OTB at July 17, 2015 12:08 PM (ShdUd)
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 17, 2015 12:08 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Yo! at July 17, 2015 12:08 PM (q+zA9)
The long weekend begins.
Let the drinking commence!
*claps hands, dwarf cup-bearer appears with skull chalice of mead*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She who bore me died in a freestyle match at July 17, 2015 12:08 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 11:58 AM (h6BP/)
Easy to say now, but how about when that one undeveloped parcel in the area (declared a wetland by EPA or DNR) mysteriously gets a waiver and, get this, puts in high density low cost housing (contrary to local codes) and you see the writing on the wall.
Whatchagonna do?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 17, 2015 12:09 PM (XmOA9)
I don't have the heart to tell them that there's nothing that can be done to stop it.
The game was rigged and it has been pre-approved.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 17, 2015 12:09 PM (xsp+c)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 11:53 AM (493sH)
ONE?? The whole team is full of dykes, including the coach.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 17, 2015 12:10 PM (oKE6c)
http://tinyurl.com/ntkblru
Posted by: Mohammed Youssef Abdulazeez at July 17, 2015 12:11 PM (xkSSa)
FIFY.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 17, 2015 12:11 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 17, 2015 12:12 PM (sWgE+)
Who are they targeting?
Muslim Brotherhood
Muslims who got MB out of power
or Coptic Christians?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2015 12:12 PM (NOIQH)
They're reallg good at keeping the Turnpike open for tolling. So much so that you don't really have to Beware Falling Rock anymore.
Posted by: DaveA at July 17, 2015 12:13 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 11:19 AM (493sH)
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He needs to return his six kids as well, because obviously a woman can't father children.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 17, 2015 12:13 PM (kGrdk)
Who are they targeting?
Muslim Brotherhood
Muslims who got MB out of power
or Coptic Christians?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2015 12:12 PM (NOIQH)
Yes
Posted by: buzzion at July 17, 2015 12:13 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: OTB at July 17, 2015 12:14 PM (ShdUd)
The Army wants to bring back the Ike jacket.
Army Times
http://tinyurl.com/oadgeh3
They also want to ditch the female Drill Sergeant hat, according to input from female drills.
I see nothing wrong with the female one, in all honesty.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 12:14 PM (kmtse)
Posted by: OTB at July 17, 2015 12:14 PM (ShdUd)
But why stop at paying interest? Let's not short change Muslim law (pun intended). Let's go all the way Seattle! Muslim/Sharia law for women and gays
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 12:15 PM (493sH)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 17, 2015 12:16 PM (/Ho8c)
https://goo.gl/56SJ4X
NSFW (turn down sound)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2015 12:17 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 12:17 PM (h6BP/)
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Now if we can just get Clinton, Sanders, and Warren all at each others' throats ...
Also Soros, Burkle, et al.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 17, 2015 12:18 PM (oKE6c)
Jeb Bush probably IS a better administrator than Hillary. Yes, that makes me feel queazy and tasting vomit in the back of mouth.
The election next year is basically a question of who will be the best camp commandant.
Posted by: Commissar M at July 17, 2015 12:19 PM (KSF9t)
Whatchagonna do?
As was mentioned earlier. Fire burns.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 12:19 PM (h6BP/)
+ German Indian fans
So clearly the whole TransCaitlyn thing is Cultural Appropriation pre-loading so the whole world will go pansy and then we win.
Oops, only works on enemies you've defeated. Back to the rainbow drawing board
Posted by: TFG at July 17, 2015 12:19 PM (DL2i+)
Remember the terrorist attack in Seattle a few years ago?
Oh yeah, didn't get reported as terrorism. Just some random (Muslim) guy setting a crowded gay bar on fire on New Years Eve. Yep, no idea what could have motivate him....
Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2015 12:19 PM (NOIQH)
http://tinyurl.com/oadgeh3
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Dear Army.....
Please quit fucking around with Smokey the Bear hats and red or black berets and what shades of beige make the coolest digitial camo.
Please START figuring out way to strike back at those responsible for shooting up Army Navy and Marine bases and killing service personel.
Thank you.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2015 12:19 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at July 17, 2015 12:19 PM (WDySP)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 17, 2015 12:20 PM (jtStN)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 17, 2015 12:13 PM (kGrdk)
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Not to worry. I'm getting their birth certificates revised to name me as the mother.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 17, 2015 12:20 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 12:20 PM (kmtse)
Just send them on a fact finding mission to the ME. Repeat as necessary.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 12:20 PM (h6BP/)
We sure are. Don't worry. It'll be fine. You'll love it.
(cough)
http://tinyurl.com/bkv6bbp
Diversity coming to a neighborhood near you!
Also a shitload of crime, drugs, and gangs. Enjoy!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 17, 2015 12:21 PM (oKE6c)
Sorry guys got my links mixed up
http://tinyurl.com/nf3rqcn
Posted by: wrg500 at July 17, 2015 12:12 PM (sWgE+)
...................
I'd hit it....
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 17, 2015 12:22 PM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2015 12:22 PM (iQIUe)
Well, except for the neighborhood of Our Betters who pass these laws.
Diversity for thee but never for me, proles.
Posted by: Citizen X at July 17, 2015 12:22 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2015 12:17 PM (iQIUe)
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That is what used to be known as "righteous anger".
We could use more of that. Alot more.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2015 12:23 PM (8XRCm)
*Purity tests are bad - except when applied to Trump.
*Don't trust the leftist media - but here's a link to an anti-Trump piece that's totes accurate!
Posted by: Kool Kidz at July 17, 2015 12:25 PM (Ui7Rt)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 17, 2015 12:26 PM (wtvvX)
How do you feel about the Ike jacket? Personally, I would like to a return to the WW II style Class A but then again, I won't have to wear it.
Posted by: Commissar M at July 17, 2015 12:26 PM (KSF9t)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2015 12:22 PM (iQIUe)
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Huh.... we persuns of culor get attakked ALL the time... jest like Trayvoooon.
Thats.... reel retarted, sir.
Posted by: Rachel Jenteel at July 17, 2015 12:27 PM (8XRCm)
We sure are. Don't worry. It'll be fine. You'll love it.
(cough)
http://tinyurl.com/bkv6bbp
Posted by: Top Men at HUD at July 17, 2015 11:18 AM (Gvtxy)
I love the tenor of the article: crime going through the roof? It's a mystery! A realwhodunnit! Who can imagine why?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 17, 2015 12:28 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 12:28 PM (OSs/l)
Thats.... reel retarted, sir.
Posted by: Rachel Jenteel at July 17, 2015 12:27 PM (8XRCm)
But 99% of those attacks are by other persuns of color. An insignificant detail, I know.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 17, 2015 12:29 PM (oKE6c)
those responsible for shooting up Army Navy and Marine bases and killing
service personel.
Thank you.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2015 12:19 PM
Step One: End ban on military personnel carrying weapons on bases and in public.
Step Two: Remove all Muzzie-symps from public office. End any and all concessions to "sharia law" or "cultural diversity" that are (or can be) found to pose a danger to any U.S. citizen, military or otherwise.
That's a start....
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 17, 2015 12:30 PM (JaVx+)
Nauseatingly horrific
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 12:28 PM (OSs/l)
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You mean its worse than "crush above, crush below and save the organs for profit."?
Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2015 12:30 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at July 17, 2015 11:27 AM (RD7QR)
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Of course these idiots never think about the kids ending up in competitive suburban schools. The families I knew (about six yrs ago when our 10% S8 was decreed) had kids who were by urban standards 'good students'. The poor kids couldn't even cope in the local remedial classes.
Plopping kids in the middle of a social/educational disaster for political nonsense is totally unfair.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 17, 2015 12:32 PM (MIKMs)
Game.
On.
Yeah, pissing off vets who are just a tad dysfunctional is not a good thing...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 12:32 PM (kmtse)
Newsbusters.org reports
Huge Media Cover-Up of Criminal Charges Against Obama Bundler, Gay Leader
Last November, Terrence Bean was taken into custody in Portland, Oregon following an indictment by a jury that charged him with multiple sex crimes against minors. Now additional child sexual abuse charges have been made against him. Why isn't the media covering this? Because he's a prominent gay leader, that's why. Bean is the co-founder of the Human Rights Campaign (HRC), the most influential gay group in the nation; he is also a big donor to President Obama and even flew on Air Force One with him. The Associated Press (AP) chose not to cover the latest allegations, but not because it has no interest in new charges against alleged sex offenders: it does if the accused is a priest.
...
The cover-up doesn't end there.
HRC has no listing of Bean on its website, and it even lies about his role in founding the organization: it lists Steve Endean as the founder, when, in fact, he was a co-founder with Bean. That's not an error---it's disinformation. And by the way, guess what happened to Endean? He died of AIDS in 1993, having contracted the disease in 1985.
We are registering a complaint with AP. As for HRC, it's not worth our time. But we will be sure to let them know that we're on to them.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2015 12:32 PM (qCMvj)
Not that I would have to wear it either...heh.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 12:33 PM (kmtse)
Posted by: The Barrel at July 17, 2015 12:33 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: The Barrel at July 17, 2015 12:33 PM (/Ho8c)
Delay abortions so that organs can ripen.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 12:34 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: Citizen X at July 17, 2015 12:35 PM (7ObY1)
"today's prices for a vial of aborted baby liver cells range anywhere from $488 to $24,250."
I expect their clientele will want in on this--it's not a bad payout for a few months' discomfort, especially considering you can surrogate a whole baby, including delivery, for $10K.
(Heather's Misanthropy Status Today: High)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 17, 2015 12:35 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 12:32 PM (kmtse)
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Ummm.... why would you choose to describe that vet as dysfuntional??
Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2015 12:35 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Well, who want to eat an unripe
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 17, 2015 12:35 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Kool Kidz at July 17, 2015 12:36 PM (Ui7Rt)
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Reminds me of the knock out game we heard about a few years ago. We out here where the elections are settled before we get a chance to vote scratched our head. Why don't they just shoot them we said. Concealed carry they said. Haven't heard of knock out game since then. Wonder why? Any one want to give me a multi million dollar grant and I do some research on it. I need to scratch my head.
Posted by: OTB at July 17, 2015 12:36 PM (ShdUd)
It's been a few months since the Navy's f*cked with its uniforms. Still not fully on board with the mythological half-man-half-Chief black and tans. Bring back the Johnny Cash SS uniforms!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She who bore me died in a freestyle match at July 17, 2015 12:36 PM (jR7Wy)
ending up in competitive suburban schools. The families I knew (about
six yrs ago when our 10% S8 was decreed) had kids who were by urban
standards 'good students'. The poor kids couldn't even cope in the
local remedial classes.
Plopping kids in the middle of a social/educational disaster for political nonsense is totally unfair.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 17, 2015 12:32 PM (MIKMs)
Same problem with affirmative action admits at top schools. It's a bloodbath. You can pretend the kids are good enough to attend by unilaterally adding a few hundred points to their SAT scores for "life experiences," but once they're in the classroom, it's Custer's Last Stand.
Are the liberals really doing those kids any favors? Community college is where they belong, somewhere they can catch up and compete, and only later maybe go to the bigs.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 17, 2015 12:37 PM (oKE6c)
Why would they? Not their kids, not their kids' schools...just livestock.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 17, 2015 12:37 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: OTB at July 17, 2015 12:36 PM (ShdUd)
media moved on. It's still a thing though.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 17, 2015 12:37 PM (AkOaV)
ending up in competitive suburban schools. The families I knew (about
six yrs ago when our 10% S8 was decreed) had kids who were by urban
standards 'good students'.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 17, 2015 12:32 PM (MIKMs)
"good students" there means "poor shots."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 17, 2015 12:38 PM (oKE6c)
Dysfunctional Veterans are what we call ourselves out of snark.
We even have a FB page, web page and are currently trying to get a place built so we can hang out and plot to take over the world.
https://www.dysfunctionalveterans.com
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 12:38 PM (kmtse)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 17, 2015 12:38 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Sally Kohn at July 17, 2015 12:39 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 17, 2015 12:37 PM (ZKzrr)
Props in their little drama. Nothing more.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 17, 2015 12:39 PM (oKE6c)
They are doing it for the feelz.
It makes them feel good to help.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 12:39 PM (h6BP/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Well, who want to eat an unripe tomato infant organ?
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 17, 2015 12:35 PM (/Ho8c)
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**looks at article**
**looks at braunshweiger sandwich**
**looks back article**
Naaaaah.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2015 12:39 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 17, 2015 12:39 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 12:40 PM (OSs/l)
Dysfunctional Veterans are what we call ourselves out of snark.
We even have a FB page, web page and are currently trying to get a place built so we can hang out and plot to take over the world.
https://www.dysfunctionalveterans.com
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 12:38 PM (kmtse)
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Ok makes sense now..... all good.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 17, 2015 12:40 PM (8XRCm)
I suspect the word came down from on high: ixnay the ockoutknay amegay oriestay.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 17, 2015 12:40 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 17, 2015 12:37 PM (oKE6c)
Nothing wrong with tech school. We need plumbers, electricians etc
Posted by: Mis Hum on road at July 17, 2015 12:41 PM (iEtEN)
**looks at braunshweiger sandwich**
**looks back article**
Naaaaah.
And the AoSHQ Diet Plan strikes again!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 12:41 PM (h6BP/)
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Those shirts are hilarious! I liked the tastefully understated GFY hidden under the collar.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She who bore me died in a freestyle match at July 17, 2015 12:41 PM (jR7Wy)
It makes them feel good to help.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 12:39 PM (h6BP/)
Yep. And then they draw a discreet veil over the aftermath, warm and cozy in their cocoon of do-gooder feelings, suspecting the truth about the ultimate outcome enough to carefully avoid investigating it.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 17, 2015 12:42 PM (oKE6c)
I wear them all the time.
Plus my hat that says Leave Me Alone.
It keeps the kiddies from splashing me at the pool.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 12:42 PM (kmtse)
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Not here. Be short lived on the things to do here.
Posted by: OTB at July 17, 2015 12:42 PM (ShdUd)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 17, 2015 12:43 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Mis Hum on road at July 17, 2015 12:41 PM (iEtEN)
Exactly. That too.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 17, 2015 12:43 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 12:42 PM (kmtse)
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That and the knife you're sharpening.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She who bore me died in a freestyle match at July 17, 2015 12:43 PM (jR7Wy)
The language of that treaty reminds me of a corporate mandate to rollout a training program for tech support for regional retards.
Posted by: Fritz at July 17, 2015 12:44 PM (o/UmK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 12:44 PM (OSs/l)
They are doing it for the feelz.
It makes them feel good to help.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 12:39 PM (h6BP/)
assuming we're talking about sending section 8 kids to "good public schools", no, you're not doing anyone any favors.
The "marginal" kids at the "good school" will likely find their learning process interrupted by the kids from the shitty school, who have shitty parents and shitty attitudes and are already a few years behind and have no ambition to catch up.
The wealthy or good performing kids will be in AP classes, and/or their parents will move or put them in a private school.
So it's the "B" or "C" students who get most impacted. As for the poor kids coming in... unfortunately, most of education starts at home. If their parents aren't reading to them, forcing them to do homework, teaching them to respect their teachers and classmates and whatever... no matter what school you put them in, they will be shitty and bring everyone else down.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 17, 2015 12:45 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 17, 2015 12:46 PM (/Ho8c)
"Views expressed here are not supported, endorsed, or even "Liked" by DoD, Civilians, or any other agency. This page contains excessive profanity and inappropriate topics, so chances are that if you haven't served, you'll find it offensive."
Sounds like another place I frequent...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 17, 2015 12:46 PM (kmtse)
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 17, 2015 12:45 PM (AkOaV)
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Mission accomplished!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She who bore me died in a freestyle match at July 17, 2015 12:46 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Biggus Dikkus at July 17, 2015 12:47 PM (LPHFE)
Sounds like another place I frequent...
Posted by: SMFH
Just like prison.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 12:48 PM (h6BP/)
Posted by: Biggus Dikkus at July 17, 2015 12:48 PM (LPHFE)
most of education starts at home. If their parents aren't reading to
them, forcing them to do homework, teaching them to respect their
teachers and classmates and whatever... no matter what school you put
them in, they will be shitty and bring everyone else down.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 17, 2015 12:45 PM (AkOaV)
First and foremost, the parents need to set (positive) expectations, assuming the problem isn't intrinsic, which I'm not entirely sure it isn't.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 17, 2015 12:48 PM (oKE6c)
http://randomsadas.com/wp-content/gallery/kate-upton/kate-upton5.jpg
Posted by: wrg500 at July 17, 2015 12:49 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2015 12:50 PM (h6BP/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She who bore me died in a freestyle match at July 17, 2015 12:46 PM (jR7Wy)
Right. I mean the outcome is guaranteed.
In fact, education has been systematically dumbed down time and time again with the goal of matching the learning speed of the slowest 25 percentile in class, which leaves top 25th percentile bored and underserved.
... And thats how you end up in a situation where high school graduates can barely write an understandable essay when they get in to college and have to do remedial english classes to write something even close to the level they "should" be writing at.
And how history is so dumbed down / glossed over.
And math, and science, and everything else.
And you change where that lower 25th percentile is every time you "bus" or "import" or whatever more underperforming kids from underperforming schools.
Especially true in districts that have recently received a ton of ESL (english as second language) students. Slows EVERYONE else down.
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 17, 2015 12:50 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: mynewhandle at July 17, 2015 12:50 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: wrg500
Thank you. You are a Great American.
Posted by: Moderate Salami, mourning our Republic at July 17, 2015 12:51 PM (/Ho8c)
http://tinyurl.com/79kgvay
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 12:52 PM (OSs/l)
http://tinyurl.com/79kgvay
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 12:52 PM (OSs/l)
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Pray that the President receives a vision.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She who bore me died in a freestyle match at July 17, 2015 12:54 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 17, 2015 12:15 PM (493sH)
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Yes, it's going to be interesting, isn't it, when the progs' rainbow coalition meets up with the sharia-observing muzzies. Just how "accommodating" are the gays/trannies/feminists, etc., willing to be then? Will mosques be required to host gay weddings? Will the bikini-clad sunbathers on Oregon and Washington states' beaches be required to cover themselves in head-to-toe burqas? Will prog women (and men masquerading as women) be required to have male escorts before going out in public?
Obama's open-borders, everybody-has-the-right-to-live-in-America chickens are going to come home to roost in some very painful ways for a lot of too-stupid-to-live progs.
And I, for one, am looking forward to it.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 17, 2015 12:54 PM (kGrdk)
http://tinyurl.com/ncfjvp4
But now I suppose that it will get willowed.
Willowed, i continue to pray daily for your daughter's healing
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2015 12:59 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: MTF at July 17, 2015 10:11 AM (DkJ4E)
With all the money thrown down the toilet on 404Care, both at the state and federal level, Oblowme could have given every citizen $1M (total about $320M) to buy their own health insurance and the government still would have saved money.
Posted by: RickZ at July 17, 2015 01:13 PM (i9nAF)
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