Support




Contact
Ace:
aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Powered by
Movable Type





Estranged Son of Boston Police Captain Arrested On Suspicion of Jihadi Terrorism

It's a Brian Ross piece so I have to ask: Any Tea Party connections?

Alexander Ciccolo, 23, of Adams, Mass., was taken into custody on gun charges after buying two pistols and two rifles from an undercover FBI confidential informant, federal officials said. In a search of his apartment, officials reported they found it loaded with possible bomb-making equipment including a pressure cooker, a variety of chemicals, an alarm clock, along with “attack planning papers” and "jihad" paperwork. FBI agents said he used the name Abu Ali al-Amriki and neighbors said he was a recent convert to Islam.

...

An FBI affidavit said Ciccolo initially planned to travel to "another state" and used a pressure cooker bomb "to conduct terrorist attacks on civilians, members of the U.S. military and law enforcement personnel." The FBI said the attack location was later changed to a town with a state university and would be concentrated on "college dorms and cafeteria, to include executions of students, which would be broadcast live via the internet."

I wonder if he was involved in the Pam Geller plot. I am guessing he was.

The whole article is worth reading; I can only excerpt a bit. But his nastiness is astounding.

At the start of the thread, I asked, rhetorically, if he had any Tea Party connections. You know the media loves claiming that, even when it's demonstrably false.

The thing is, though, that he had provable left-wing political connections. The below picture runs with the article, but the article does not otherwise note his left-wing politics.

ciccolopeacewalk.jpg

That's our little jihadist on a "peace walk."

I ask rhetorically, knowing the media will refuse to answer: Why are Dylann Roof's political motives relevant, but this white terrorist's left-wing pathway to jihadism is not?

Posted by: Ace at 02:42 PM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 I am too sober to figure out what Fukushima has to do with peace.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 13, 2015 02:44 PM (ZKzrr)

2 I can't believe they didn't crop the sign out of that photo.

Posted by: Dang at July 13, 2015 02:45 PM (2oWD2)

3 What's "Fukushiwa"?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 13, 2015 02:46 PM (2Ojst)

4 Did he escape from a Geico commercial?

Posted by: boniface ballers at July 13, 2015 02:47 PM (m/Gc2)

5
What's "Fukushiwa"?

It's the part they have to digitize out in Japanese pron.

Posted by: Hentai Squid at July 13, 2015 02:47 PM (JtwS4)

6 At least he isn't displaying a Confederate flag. Then we'd know the truth.

Posted by: Flag Waver at July 13, 2015 02:47 PM (VcOqI)

7 I am too sober to figure out what Fukushima has to do with peace.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 13, 2015 02:44 PM (ZKzrr)


Pretty sure that there exists no amount of alcohol that will make it comprehensible.

Posted by: physics geek at July 13, 2015 02:47 PM (MT22W)

8 Allahu Neckbeard

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 02:48 PM (NeFrd)

9 Because FYNQ.

Posted by: Chupacabras at July 13, 2015 02:48 PM (XiVKO)

10 The day mainstream news sources mention "left wing" or "radical left" once again in their vocabulary will be a day we're on the way to rebuilding.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 13, 2015 02:48 PM (39g3+)

11 Perhaps they confused Hiroshima wirh Fukishima?Who knows,these people are retarded.

Posted by: steevy at July 13, 2015 02:49 PM (sPO3u)

12 Jihad is Peace

Posted by: Big Brother at July 13, 2015 02:49 PM (eOpVe)

13 He only turned to terrorism after Trivago didn't hire him for their commercials.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 13, 2015 02:50 PM (WiU5D)

14 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 13, 2015 02:50 PM (kff5f)

15 Yeah, the MSM is so intent on tagging the tea Party w/domestic terrorism akin to jihadis, but it's not the Tea Party that has partnered with the Muslim Brotherhood and Hamas - it's groups like Code Pink.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2015 02:50 PM (NOIQH)

16 Mohammedanism is an evil death cult.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 13, 2015 02:50 PM (kff5f)

17 Little pencil necked momma's boy. I would break that sign of his and stick it up the crack of his ass but would he know the difference. How come all these leftards are such punk asses?

He will be ass raped in jail guaranteed....

Posted by: El Chapo at July 13, 2015 02:50 PM (D0NZx)

18 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 13, 2015 02:50 PM (kff5f)

19 He just cares too much and is too committed and he needs to be understood and his motives are pure and

WHY DO YOU HATE HATER!


Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at July 13, 2015 02:51 PM (mf5HN)

20 15...first word..it's spelled with unt

Posted by: Mr Wizard at July 13, 2015 02:51 PM (eOpVe)

21 Ciccolo... sounds Italian.

I'll withhold comment until we hear what the Fresh Pope has to say about this.

Left wing Jihadis? Who are we to judge?

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2015 02:51 PM (TOk1P)

22 Pretty sure that there exists no amount of alcohol that will make it comprehensible.
Posted by: physics geek at July 13, 2015 02:47 PM (MT22W)


Challenge accepted.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at July 13, 2015 02:52 PM (mf5HN)

23 He went shopping around, I suppose, for a cause to believe in. He tried the peace movement, but that - it seems - didn't generate the necessary thrill. Then he found Islam.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Heat Up Your Summer Rhetoric at The Outrage Outlet! at July 13, 2015 02:52 PM (hLRSq)

24 I'm going to guess that the total number of Confederate Battle Flags in this yute's his apartment that caused this amounts to zero-point-zero. What flag will we have to ban to put an end to THIS madness, huh?

Posted by: Keith Arnold at July 13, 2015 02:52 PM (iIzG7)

25 >> I am too sober to figure out what Fukushima has to do with peace.

Fukushawa is the site of a nuclear power plant-->
nuclear energy = nukes-->
nukes are bad, no nukes = peace-->
power plant must go to ensure peace

I guess?????

Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2015 02:53 PM (NOIQH)

26 Its the failure of the media that has given rise to the term "Fact Checker."

Posted by: Diogenes at July 13, 2015 02:53 PM (Z9g7j)

27 Looks like the typical left wing activist. IOW dumber than a creosote post. I don't know how these assholes remember to breath.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 02:53 PM (GpgJl)

28 Alex,

I want to thank you for the Emu's you and Anna Fed-exed me. They are so much fun!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHpYBwzlfTc

Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 02:53 PM (FEAjO)

29 Allen G., take a week off from posting that womanly plaint on every thread, will ya'? It's embarrassing for everyone.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 13, 2015 02:53 PM (2cS/G)

30
I bet he has a Che Guevara tee shirt and commie flag.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 13, 2015 02:53 PM (8XRCm)

31 WHY DO YOU HATE HATER!


Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at July 13, 2015 02:51 PM (mf5HN)


Because hate is good, right?

http://goo.gl/Wum9TV

Posted by: physics geek at July 13, 2015 02:53 PM (MT22W)

32 I am too sober to figure out what Fukushima has to do with peace.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier


The anti-nuke left had a brief encore after the Fukushima nuclear power plant disaster.

It's just another thing from grab-bag of mush-mouthed idiocy that is the Left.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 13, 2015 02:54 PM (VY8H5)

33 What's "Fukushiwa"?

Hey close enough for government Jihadi work.

Posted by: An Observation at July 13, 2015 02:54 PM (uFrcA)

34

My God.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 13, 2015 02:54 PM (qCMvj)

35 What about me dad? What about Me?!!!

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 13, 2015 02:54 PM (4SgJh)

36
Pretty sure that there exists no amount of alcohol that will make it comprehensible.
Posted by: physics geek at July 13, 2015 02:47 PM (MT22W)

Challenge accepted.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at July 13, 2015 02:52 PM (mf5HN)
*fistbump*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 13, 2015 02:54 PM (JtwS4)

37 I am betting that no Fukushima (he misspelled it of course) means no nuclear power plants for 600 km (note the metric) around Lake Ontario. Because hurricanes or tsunamis are a problem for the Great Lakes.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 13, 2015 02:54 PM (02oLK)

38 Question:


How come no ones looks to Roof's "avowed atheism" as motive. He shot up a church?


In fact, out of any of these mass shooters, has any been a committed, church-going Christian?


But that fucks up the "narrative" eh?

Posted by: prescient11 at July 13, 2015 02:54 PM (q5APL)

39 He went shopping around, I suppose, for a cause to
believe in. He tried the peace movement, but that - it seems - didn't
generate the necessary thrill. Then he found Islam.





Posted by: Mikey NTH - Heat Up Your Summer Rhetoric at The Outrage Outlet! at July 13, 2015 02:52 PM (hLRSq)


Oh, I don't believe it took all that. He looked around, found those institutions that reminded him of daddy. Then looked around to find who it was who is opposing his daddy.

He joined more than one. I don't believe "the cause" goes any deeper than that.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2015 02:55 PM (TOk1P)

40 Why is it that so many of these self-described "peace" loving leftists are always dreaming of racking up the highest body counts?

Bunch of sick assh*les. How in the world have we let these evil freaks seize so much power in this country?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 13, 2015 02:55 PM (kGrdk)

41 Challenge accepted.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at July 13, 2015 02:52 PM (mf5HN)


Oh, you are sooo on at the next MoMee. Then again, why wait? There's alcohol here.

Posted by: physics geek at July 13, 2015 02:55 PM (MT22W)

42

Are they becoming easier to turn these days?

What on earth is attracting them to islam? It's against everything they preach.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 13, 2015 02:55 PM (qCMvj)

43 "Allen G., take a week off from posting that womanly plaint on every thread, will ya'? It's embarrassing for everyone."

I could stand to hear a little more.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at July 13, 2015 02:55 PM (iIzG7)

44 Cicculo? The guy from the Coneheads right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2015 02:55 PM (wq4B0)

45 Lake Ontario has a shoreline that is 1,142 km long. According to his sign he was apparently only planning to go halfway. Apparently he either-


A. is a lazy bastidge
B. couldn't get a Canadian tourist visa
C. relied on Wikipedia for his geography
D. is a dumb fukushima

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 02:55 PM (NeFrd)

46 I bet he has a PLO flag and an ISIS flag.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 13, 2015 02:55 PM (4SgJh)

47 I don't always walk around Lake Ontario, but when I do, it effects nuclear policy in Japan

Posted by: Least Interesting Douche In The World at July 13, 2015 02:55 PM (2cS/G)

48 Oh, and guess how many people died from Fukushima?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 13, 2015 02:56 PM (VY8H5)

49 He never had a chance.
He was raised in the culture of a typical liberal echo chamber, absolutely no different than that of our sitting president.
We failed him. And all the others.

Posted by: Thor's feather duster at July 13, 2015 02:56 PM (JgC5a)

50 >>How come no ones looks to Roof's "avowed atheism" as motive. He shot up a church?


Because they don't want to acknowledge that there are "hate crimes" against Christians because then people might notice all of the hate crimes being done all over the ME, Africa and parts of Asia. Christian genocide, really.
But yes, not part of the narrative.

Only white guy kills black is an acceptable narrative.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2015 02:56 PM (NOIQH)

51 Why are Dylann Roof's political motives relevant, but this white terrorist's left-wing pathway to jihadism is not?
----------

Because shut up, that's why.

Posted by: Liberal Media at July 13, 2015 02:56 PM (9mTYi)

52 Estranged comes from the orginal latino "estanjo" meaning, roughly, stringbean.

Posted by: Bigby's Phalangerie at July 13, 2015 02:57 PM (3ZtZW)

53 Obviously someone photoshopped that sign into the picture.

Obviously.

And fuck you, DAD.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 13, 2015 02:57 PM (oFCZn)

54 The path of most of these suburban white boys to terrorism is mostly paved with "Fuck you, Daddy!"

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at July 13, 2015 02:57 PM (RD7QR)

55 Obama was Roof's motivation, according to his manifesto. He said the Trayvon thing really woke him up. Of course how he decided to kill Christians in church is response is based in insanity. But he was apparently tied to a 4chan online network that was an offshoot of anonymous. The Klan guy at 4chan was the same guy that hacked Trayvon and let us know about his real gangster wannabe persona. That's according to a Daily Beast article on that.

So this online hate thing is motivation for nuts like Roof, as well as jihadists. It's a different thing than face to face hate, it seems. Roof had a black "friend" he seemed to have no issues with. The left has stirred it up online ... it gets out of control apparently. It seems like online gaming, then those with loose wiring decide to "make it real" ... with a little help from the drugs usually.

just another consideration ...


Posted by: Illiniwek at July 13, 2015 02:57 PM (gJUJD)

56 A domestic terrorist who will be tallied as 'right wing' by the feds as a talking point to run wargames where they practice Sherman's March to the sea.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 13, 2015 02:58 PM (wGrt8)

57 The path of most of these suburban white boys to terrorism is mostly paved with "Fuck you, Daddy!"

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at July 13, 2015 02:57 PM (RD7QR)


"Most of" how many are we talking about here?

Also, aren't there better ways to handle your daddy issues?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 13, 2015 02:58 PM (kff5f)

58 Ban "peace walk" signs. It's time.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 13, 2015 02:58 PM (GGCsk)

59 probably got a commie flag...tacked up on the wall in his garage...

Posted by: Mr Wizard at July 13, 2015 02:58 PM (eOpVe)

60 Are they becoming easier to turn these days?

What on earth is attracting them to islam? It's against everything they preach.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 13, 2015 02:55 PM (qCMvj)

-----

On a serious note. They take action ... they do things... they admire that.

Kinda like when Bernadette Dorn of the Weather Underground cheered.... yes *CHEERED*.... Manson for c committing the Tate/Labianca murders.

Secondly..... peace and democracy arent REALLY that high in their paradigm. They will galdly slit a throat to get their way.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 13, 2015 02:59 PM (8XRCm)

61 Another "Lost Boy?"

Posted by: Avid Speller at July 13, 2015 02:59 PM (VcOqI)

62 There is also a photo of him with his little drum. lol

Bastard stabbed a nurse, too.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2015 02:59 PM (iQIUe)

63 Estranged comes from the orginal latino "estanjo" meaning, roughly, stringbean.
Posted by: Bigby's Phalangerie at July 13, 2015 02:57 PM (3ZtZW)


Don't be ridiculous, everyone knows it means a whale's vagina.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at July 13, 2015 03:00 PM (mf5HN)

64 "Peace walk for Fukushima?" Are we at war with Japanese nuclear reactors now?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 13, 2015 03:00 PM (oKE6c)

65 Isn't it funny how they are all effeminate looking, scrawny angry types who would get there asses kicked by a 9 year old boy?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 13, 2015 03:00 PM (GGCsk)

66 No Peace...No Walk

Posted by: Avid Speller at July 13, 2015 03:00 PM (VcOqI)

67 He joined for the Jihad...
stayed for the pederasty

Posted by: Mr Wizard at July 13, 2015 03:00 PM (eOpVe)

68 I'll bet this numbnuts is responsible for killing that raccoon in Toronto.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 03:01 PM (NeFrd)

69 "Most of" how many are we talking about here?



Also, aren't there better ways to handle your daddy issues?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 13, 2015 02:58 PM (kff5f)


Look into how many young Bosnian males are into this sort of thing. Which, while nominally might make some sense, since Bosnians are Muslims, but THEIR parents are diametrically opposed to radical Islam.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2015 03:01 PM (TOk1P)

70 Looks like he is from Fukupshima.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 13, 2015 03:01 PM (oKE6c)

71 And I thought things could not get worse today. Almost all my phones are down today in the Office and Shep's on FOX.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2015 03:01 PM (wq4B0)

72 Don't be ridiculous, everyone knows it means a whale's vagina.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at July 13, 2015 03:00 PM (mf5HN)


That certainly explains why I did poorly on the Spanish achievement test. I must have missed something conjugating the ever living shit out of verbs that I will/would never have/will not have ever yet something-something use.

Posted by: physics geek at July 13, 2015 03:02 PM (MT22W)

73 And let me guess-Cicollo-Was confirmed as a teen and hasn't been in church since. Perhaps we do need a crusade. Somebody should have introduced to these "Badass Saints""

http://listverse.com/2011/01/30/top-10-truly-badass-saints/

On the other hand, thank God be now belongs to the Muslims.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2015 03:02 PM (OSs/l)

74 Werent the Boston twats the ones who chained themselves to drums filled with cement on the highways last fall. The cops cheated and just put them and the drums onto truck and moved them intact. lol

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2015 03:02 PM (iQIUe)

75 I'm kind of on that dude's side. Just a single tsunami from Lake Ontario could do a lot of damage to a nuclear plant 373 miles away.

Can't say that I think much of the neck beard, though.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2015 03:02 PM (9mTYi)

76
alternate post title

If obama had a son...

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 13, 2015 03:02 PM (Eri3o)

77 probably got a commie flag...tacked up on the wall in his garage...


****


Che underoos

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 03:02 PM (NeFrd)

78
Don't be ridiculous, everyone knows it means a whale's vagina.

*snicker snicker*

She said "vagina".

Posted by: The Horde at July 13, 2015 03:02 PM (JtwS4)

79 Why are postmodern, no-religion ignorant fools easy to turn?


It's because Islam offers them what every human being needs: some form of objective truth.


That is why all the gay marriage churches are empty. When it says word for word in the Bible that homosexuality is a sin and marriage is between man and woman, yeah, there's really no parsing that.


So when a church lies, and accepts it, it loses all validity for how in the world can you square that circle. You can't. And surprisingly, no one wants to invest their thought and time and money in an organization of liars.


They are more like social clubs for old women. And when they die out, ain't no one coming back. Surprisingly the dykes can't even keep em going.

Posted by: prescient11 at July 13, 2015 03:02 PM (q5APL)

80 Posted by: physics geek at July 13, 2015 03:02 PM (MT22W)

----

You conjugated with a whales vagina????


Eeewwwwwwwww....

Posted by: fixerupper at July 13, 2015 03:03 PM (8XRCm)

81 What brings me a certain sense of calm is knowing how well this twinkie will do in federal prison. I might just send him a case of salad dressing to help his transition.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2015 03:03 PM (OGm46)

82 Here nevergivup. This will make you laugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHpYBwzlfTc

Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 03:04 PM (FEAjO)

83 You conjugated with a whales vagina????


Eeewwwwwwwww....

Posted by: fixerupper at July 13, 2015 03:03 PM (8XRCm)


In my defense, it was dark and I was lonely. Plus, there was Val-U-Rite. Lots and lots of Val-U-Rite.

Posted by: physics geek at July 13, 2015 03:04 PM (MT22W)

84 Looks like he could use a spot holding up that sign.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 13, 2015 03:04 PM (oKE6c)

85 "29 Allen G., take a week off from posting that womanly plaint on every thread, will ya'? It's embarrassing for everyone."

Allen G.'s rants - Parts I II - cannot be said/read/heard enough for my liking.

Posted by: Al Shabbah at July 13, 2015 03:04 PM (C4cQf)

86
You conjugated with a whales vagina????


Eeewwwwwwwww....



Oh come on. Even the East German judge gave him a 9.5 for degree of difficulty.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 13, 2015 03:04 PM (JtwS4)

87 WTF, Boston?

W. T. F.?

Posted by: Andy at July 13, 2015 03:05 PM (sspT/)

88 "I ain't even got a garage... you been to my house!"

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at July 13, 2015 03:05 PM (WDySP)

89 I agree, no more Fukushimas ... their back up generators need to be kept above any tsunami water levels, and they must store their spent fuel elsewhere. And we must open Yucca Mountain.

I think that is what the youngster hippie was saying. heh

Posted by: Illiniwek at July 13, 2015 03:05 PM (gJUJD)

90 "Most of" how many are we talking about here?



Also, aren't there better ways to handle your daddy issues?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 13, 2015 02:58 PM (kff5f)

Well, starting with Jihadi John and moving forward to this clown, the Australian kid, al Amriki, probably more than that. It's mostly white suburban kids and it's mostly rebelling against Dad.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at July 13, 2015 03:05 PM (RD7QR)

91 In my defense, it was dark and I was lonely. Plus, there was Val-U-Rite. Lots and lots of Val-U-Rite.

So you just dived in.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 03:06 PM (FEAjO)

92 Oh, BTW, until Walker fires GOPe buttboy Brad fucking Dayspring, I can't support Walker at all.


Fuck that POS. #RememberMississippi

Posted by: prescient11 at July 13, 2015 03:06 PM (q5APL)

93 I'm kind of on that dude's side. Just a single tsunami from Lake Ontario
could do a lot of damage to a nuclear plant 373 miles away.


There's one on the lake near Oswego, and I think Canadia has one as well.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 13, 2015 03:06 PM (ZKzrr)

94 >>It's because Islam offers them what every human being needs: some form of objective truth.

And hates the same things they do.
These Lefties already hate everything about America and Christianity, so it's not that big a leap to join a cult that has the same enemies.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2015 03:06 PM (NOIQH)

95 He did it for love:

Mexican Illegal Alien Arrested for Allegedly Kidnapping, Raping 13-Year-Old

http://tinyurl.com/o4rxbwv

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 13, 2015 03:06 PM (oFCZn)

96 Oh come on. Even the East German judge gave him a 9.5 for degree of difficulty.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 13, 2015 03:04 PM (JtwS4)


I think it might have been the East German Womens Olympic Team:

https://goo.gl/8MsL4f

Posted by: physics geek at July 13, 2015 03:06 PM (MT22W)

97 That little guy is gonna be real popular in jail.

Posted by: Eromero at July 13, 2015 03:07 PM (go5uR)

98 You really need to hear it all day, every day? It's no skin off my nose, but it's just so spammy, and frankly such a pussy sentiment, that it annoys the shit out of me some times. Like the rallying cry of a people already exterminated.

Posted by: Least Interesting Douche In The World at July 13, 2015 03:07 PM (2cS/G)

99 So you just dived in.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 03:06 PM (FEAjO)


Strap a 2x4 across your ass and many things become possible.

Posted by: physics geek at July 13, 2015 03:07 PM (MT22W)

100 Estranged comes from the orginal latino "estanjo" meaning, roughly, stringbean.
Posted by: Bigby's Phalangerie at July 13, 2015 02:57 PM (3ZtZW)

Don't be ridiculous, everyone knows it means a whale's vagina.

****


Interesting theories, both. But the truth of the matter is that 'estranged' is an archaic Old English spelling of 'estrogened', which means "steeped in high doses of feminizing hormones."

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 03:07 PM (NeFrd)

101 Twiggy McNeckbeard falls ju-u-u-u-ust show of being the perfect douche-

Now, if his sunglasses were the Round Grannie Glasses type,

then winnah!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 13, 2015 03:07 PM (0cMkb)

102
Isnt that the true meaning of Moby Dick -- the search for the giant whale vagina?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2015 03:07 PM (iQIUe)

103 >>They are more like social clubs for old women. And when they die out, ain't no one coming back.

Only the ones who have embraced the progressive agenda.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 13, 2015 03:08 PM (NOIQH)

104 Because local story and reasons, you h8er...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 13, 2015 03:08 PM (Kucy5)

105 Mexican Illegal Alien Arrested for Allegedly Kidnapping, Raping 13-Year-Old


----

Fuckin Animal.

Wait'll Trump hears about this.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 13, 2015 03:08 PM (8XRCm)

106 Sock off. Scatter the socks.

Posted by: LincolnTf at July 13, 2015 03:08 PM (2cS/G)

107 >>Court documents say investigators received a tip last September that Ciccolo wanted to go overseas to fight for ISIS. The tipster said Ciccolo "had a long history of mental illness," and a Facebook profile under his name indicated "he was interested in martyrdom."

http://tinyurl.com/q7fg7ec

Long history of mental illness. You don't say.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2015 03:09 PM (OGm46)

108 Was he carrying a picture of Sarah Palin in a bikini next to a pool with a rifle? Cuz, she leads to all kinds of jihad n' shit.....

Posted by: Sponge at July 13, 2015 03:09 PM (F4u7C)

109 Mexican Illegal Alien Arrested for Allegedly Kidnapping, Raping 13-Year-Old



http://tinyurl.com/o4rxbwv

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 13, 2015 03:06 PM (oFCZn)

Romeo and Juliet, 21st century style.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 13, 2015 03:09 PM (oKE6c)

110 Allen G.'s rants - Parts I II - cannot be said/read/heard enough for my liking.
Posted by: Al Shabbah at July 13, 2015 03:04 PM (C4cQf)

Seconded.

Posted by: Samuel at July 13, 2015 03:09 PM (9UV3C)

111 Interesting theories, both. But the truth of the matter is that 'estranged' is an archaic Old English spelling of 'estrogened', which means "steeped in high doses of feminizing hormones."

So he was hysterical.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 03:09 PM (FEAjO)

112 a Facebook profile under his name indicated "he was interested in martyrdom."



Help a brother out! On PPV!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 13, 2015 03:10 PM (oKE6c)

113 Murder sprees are what Muslims do after Confirmation

Posted by: Bigby's Phalangerie at July 13, 2015 03:10 PM (3ZtZW)

114 Isnt that the true meaning of Moby Dick -- the search for the giant whale vagina?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2015 03:07 PM (iQIUe)


For those times when you need a moose knuckle instead of a camel toe:

https://goo.gl/2qIITT

You're welcome.

Posted by: physics geek at July 13, 2015 03:10 PM (MT22W)

115 I think the radiation from Fukushima already made its way along the Pacific currents to the shores of Canada and has resulted in a genetic mutation that makes the deer grow really long legs and wide flat antlers and beards. Scary creatures. One of 'em even bit my sister.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 03:10 PM (NeFrd)

116 Was he carrying a picture of Sarah Palin in a bikini next to a pool with a rifle? Cuz, she leads to all kinds of jihad n' shit.....
Posted by: Sponge

So the young kids are callin' it jihad now? What am I? Choped liver? (don't get any ideas)

Posted by: The Chicken at July 13, 2015 03:10 PM (Spluw)

117 I ask rhetorically, knowing the media will refuse to answer: Why are Dylann Roof's political motives relevant, but this white terrorist's left-wing pathway to jihadism is not?


Probably because he was just another guy in the neighborhood.

Posted by: Bill 'Da Bomb' Ayers at July 13, 2015 03:10 PM (oiNtH)

118 Walk for Peace, so there aren't anymore nuke-plant-killing tsunamis.

Nothing is more pathetic than a white kid converted to islam.

Posted by: gp at July 13, 2015 03:10 PM (mk9aG)

119 -
"27
Looks like the typical left wing activist. IOW dumber than a creosote post. I don't know how these assholes remember to breath.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 02:53 PM"

-----

Hey, at least you've never seen me wearing one of those idiot-beards.

Posted by: Creosote Post at July 13, 2015 03:11 PM (8GKDa)

120 Ciccolo wanted to go overseas to fight for ISIS.


*****


But only had the stamina to reach the shores of Lake Ontario.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 03:11 PM (NeFrd)

121 I am too sober to figure out what Fukushima has to do with peace.

Hard leftists make all sorts of weird claims about connections that are easily disproven.

A common hard left claim is that freaking capitalism is responsible for war.

Dude.

War has existed in every environment in which man has existed.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 13, 2015 03:12 PM (jhqr1)

122 He will be raped in jail -- and he will like it, guaranteed.

Posted by: Dancing Queen at July 13, 2015 03:12 PM (Yu4ah)

123 Here nevergivup. This will make you laugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHpYBwzlfTc
Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 03:04 PM (FEAjO)

Thanks. Funny

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2015 03:12 PM (wq4B0)

124 Religion of peace!!!

'They make a wasteland and call it peace." - Tacitus

Posted by: exdem13 at July 13, 2015 03:12 PM (ry4ab)

125 >>Nothing is more pathetic than a white kid converted to islam.

I used to think that until Rachel Douchebag decided that white people can be black people if they just got enough wanna.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2015 03:12 PM (OGm46)

126 Interesting theories, both. But the truth of the
matter is that 'estranged' is an archaic Old English spelling of
'estrogened', which means "steeped in high doses of feminizing
hormones."

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 03:07 PM (NeFrd)


Ah, but the Welch do not accept the Olde English origin "myth" for the word. They say it comes from the Welch term "oostrangell," which means "if I get mine hands on that lazy good for nothing sonne of myne I wilst wrap my hands around his throte and schweese the lyfe out of him."

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2015 03:12 PM (TOk1P)

127 You really need to hear it all day, every day? It's no skin off my nose, but it's just so spammy, and frankly such a pussy sentiment, that it annoys the shit out of me some times. Like the rallying cry of a people already exterminated.
Posted by: Least Interesting Douche In The World at July 13, 2015 03:07 PM (2cS/G)



Lincoln, I can't decide if your sock fail is funnier if it's an accident or if it's not.

Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD at July 13, 2015 03:13 PM (mf5HN)

128 Allen G., take a week off from posting that womanly plaint on every thread, will ya'? It's embarrassing for everyone.
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 13, 2015 02:53 PM (2cS/G)


---------------------------------------


I think Allen's short repetitive rant is appropriate on every thread because it correlates with what 99% of us feel every day.

Keep doing it, Allen.

Posted by: Soona at July 13, 2015 03:14 PM (P25Hh)

129 What am I? Choped liver? (don't get any ideas)

Posted by: The Chicken at July 13, 2015 03:10 PM (Spluw)


Fucked.....

Posted by: Sponge at July 13, 2015 03:14 PM (F4u7C)

130 Neither can I.

Posted by: LincolnTf at July 13, 2015 03:14 PM (2cS/G)

131 Ciccolo wanted to go overseas to fight for ISIS. ***** But only had the stamina to reach the shores of Lake Ontario.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at

My stamina was endless.

My allowance from my dad? Not so much

Posted by: Anthony abu AlMilano at July 13, 2015 03:14 PM (Spluw)

132 You conjugated with a whales vagina????


*****


Probably the best way to catch Moby Dick.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 03:14 PM (NeFrd)

133 I used to think that until Rachel Douchebag decided that white people can be black people if they just got enough wanna.

Posted by: JackStraw

I prefer to call her Ain't Jemima.

Posted by: Bill 'Da Bomb' Ayers at July 13, 2015 03:14 PM (oiNtH)

134 So you just dived in.

The sea was angry that day, my friend.

Posted by: Floyd Lawson at July 13, 2015 03:15 PM (evdj2)

135 Another productive graduate of the liberal public school system.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 13, 2015 03:15 PM (NjiZL)

136 All these anti nuke anti war groups were commie fronts. Thy have no problem with war - they just want the other side to win.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2015 03:15 PM (iQIUe)

137 Looks like he could use a spot holding up that sign.
Posted by: Jay Guevara
----------------

It was his turn. Here's the entire group marching:

http://tinyurl.com/pl43j9g

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2015 03:15 PM (9mTYi)

138 and you can bet the walk around the lake was broken into 100 segments, and this skinny kid walked one mile of it. It was a "joint" effort. And they skipped all segments not by cities with photographers called out.

Posted by: Illiniwek at July 13, 2015 03:15 PM (gJUJD)

139 117
I ask rhetorically, knowing the media will refuse to answer: Why are
Dylann Roof's political motives relevant, but this white terrorist's
left-wing pathway to jihadism is not?


I think their reply could be summarized by this: FYNQ

Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at July 13, 2015 03:16 PM (DlmoZ)

140 89
I think that is what the youngster hippie was saying. heh
---------
No, you were proposing sensible safety measures, and he was making an incoherent "no nukes" protest that was old when I was a young know-it-all in college.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 13, 2015 03:16 PM (ry4ab)

141 I'm sure he'll keep doing it, it's his "thing". But I sincerely doubt that 99% of "us" want the country destroyed. We'd be at an OccupyEverything site if that was the case.

Posted by: LincolnTf at July 13, 2015 03:16 PM (2cS/G)

142 Posted by: Soona at July 13, 2015 03:14 PM (P25Hh)

That's why I use the scroll function but to each his own. By the way, is your Governor sticking to her guns on the Ten Commandments?

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 13, 2015 03:16 PM (4SgJh)

143 and you can bet the walk around the lake was broken into 100 segments, and this skinny kid walked one mile of it. It was a "joint" effort. And they skipped all segments not by cities with photographers called out.
Posted by: Illiniwek

hey! There was like, spotty cell coverage and everything there. We coulda died......without FB.

Posted by: Anthony abu AlMilano at July 13, 2015 03:17 PM (Spluw)

144 >>> There's one on the lake near Oswego, and I think Canadia has one as well.

Yup yup. I'm sure the security he saw up close made him change his mind about targets....

Posted by: Bigby's Phalangerie at July 13, 2015 03:17 PM (3ZtZW)

145 Leftism is a pathology

Posted by: ThunderB at July 13, 2015 03:17 PM (zOTsN)

146 Nothing is more pathetic than a white kid converted to islam.

Even worse than a white kid who pretends at Rastafarianism? Whoa.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 13, 2015 03:17 PM (jhqr1)

147 So he wanted to be a martyr and take a bunch of innocent people with him? That's not martyrdom. That's homocidal religious mania.

I prefer the 86 year old martyr Polycarp who rather than renouncing Christ gave up his life and didn't have to kill anyone else to get close to God

Cicco ("Sicko" is a murderous Islamic weenie)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2015 03:17 PM (OSs/l)

148 It was his turn. Here's the entire group marching:



http://tinyurl.com/pl43j9g

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 13, 2015 03:15 PM (9mTYi)


What a sorry crew. Darwin was wrong.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 13, 2015 03:18 PM (oKE6c)

149 Word gets out he is the (estranged) son of a cop, added to his "boyish good looks" - he'll get handed around more than a pinner at a Dave Matthews concert.

Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at July 13, 2015 03:18 PM (DlmoZ)

150 Allen G., take a week off from posting that womanly plaint on every thread, will ya'? It's embarrassing for everyone.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 13, 2015 02:53 PM (2cS/G)



I'm not getting how going full bore Roman on your enemies is womanly.

See Carthage: The Salting There of.



Posted by: naturalfake at July 13, 2015 03:18 PM (0cMkb)

151 "Fukushiwa" is an irradiated blowfish, considered a Japanese delicacy. Please continue.

Posted by: Soledad O'brien's Earpiece at July 13, 2015 03:18 PM (1CroS)

152 You know the funny thing about Che underoos? If you get the one with his face in front, when you use the urinal it makes him look like the Elephant Man.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 03:18 PM (NeFrd)

153 OK.... so why the Jihadi syndrome?

Well.... lets see... the MSM, Washington, Modern Christianity, and Modern Education tells American Males they are powerless.

They are not supposed to confront anyone, about anything... especially physically... and are not supposed to follow their natural instincts.

And then a philosophy/ religion comes along which tells them they are strong, and CAN do something.... that you CAN fight City Hall... that its OK to DO SOMTHING (even if it is blow up a bunch of innocent people)...

And the sad thing is... that the dominant culture will not even really fight back, against he new religion / philosophy...

This is why we have the American Jihadi syndrome.... and it will continue until WE allow Men to be strong again.

Posted by: BB Wolf at July 13, 2015 03:19 PM (qh617)

154 This reminds me of the story of two gay Iranian men who have fled to go fight with ISIS.

Um, I think that they might have wanted to review the ISIS brochures a little closer. They haven't been heard from since. Probably nothing to worry about, just busy going through orientation, getting their new uniforms, etc.

Posted by: Bill 'Da Bomb' Ayers at July 13, 2015 03:19 PM (oiNtH)

155 From hell's conjugated vagina I spit at thee....

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at July 13, 2015 03:20 PM (RD7QR)

156 Did somebody say "boyish good looks?"

Posted by: HarryThePedarest at July 13, 2015 03:20 PM (DlmoZ)

157
Word to the wise Alex.

The prison you are heading towards is not de-kafir-nated.

My prediction for you.

Pain.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 13, 2015 03:20 PM (8XRCm)

158 You know the funny thing about Che underoos? If you get the one with his face in front, when you use the urinal it makes him look like the Elephant Man.

Or in your case he's just sticking his tongue out.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 03:20 PM (FEAjO)

159 That's why I use the scroll function but to each his own. By the way, is your Governor sticking to her guns on the Ten Commandments?
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 13, 2015 03:16 PM (4SgJh)


------------------------------------------


She's sticking to it, at least temporarily. I don't know about the long run.

Posted by: Soona at July 13, 2015 03:20 PM (P25Hh)

160 Behold the Homo Dirtus Baggius in his native environs.

Posted by: wth at July 13, 2015 03:20 PM (wAQA5)

161 OT I know but I don't like the incessant focus on criminality as The Reason to control the border. It invites the response that if MOST illegals don't commit (other) crimes then they must be A-OK for most of em to stay, along with their wives, children, brothers, sisters, their kids, etc. etc etc.

The issue should be framed as simply about sovereignty: we are or are not a country with boders. If we won't enforce our borders, and anyone in the world can just "live here" on their own terms, then we cease to be a country.

Secondarily, its about Americans with the least skills having to compete with the rest of thw world for a third world wage.

Third its about the costs of social services: health care, education, welfare etc for illegals, which at this time far outstrip the rates/costs for non illegals.

Basically, we are focusing on the worst argument (criminality) that will boomerang back on us to persuade the fence sitters to let the simple "Dreamers" stay.

Posted by: NYC Parent gettin out of Dodge at July 13, 2015 03:20 PM (k8tEg)

162 Nothing is more pathetic than a white kid converted to islam.



Even worse than a white kid who pretends at Rastafarianism? Whoa.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 13, 2015 03:17 PM (jhqr1)


I know, right? Some people and their daddy issues...

Posted by: Lesbian Dildo Chick at July 13, 2015 03:20 PM (TOk1P)

163 What do you guys wanna bet he posted his jihad plans on social media and got discovered by an FBI agent trawling for that sort of thing? Then they went fishing for the twerp and he took the bait.

But he sure told Dad how down he was with the Movement and how opposed he was to Amerikka!

Posted by: exdem13 at July 13, 2015 03:21 PM (ry4ab)

164 The whole pathetic edifice of progressivism is going to collapse and then the little dainties are going to look for something to fill the void. It is going to be Islam and mighty is going to be the hurt on this country.

Posted by: WOPR at July 13, 2015 03:22 PM (nRvEn)

165 And they skipped all segments not by cities with photographers called out.

My experience was those are the best parts of the Lake Ontario shoreline...

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 13, 2015 03:22 PM (ZKzrr)

166 FenelonSpoke: "So he wanted to be a martyr and take a bunch of innocent people with him? That's not martyrdom. That's homicidal religious mania."

Pretty sure logic isn't his strong point. Psychopathy, however...

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 13, 2015 03:22 PM (1CroS)

167 "I used to think that until Rachel Douchebag decided that white people can be black" There's hundreds of thousands of white kids who embrace black culture and appropriate black demeanor, even if not claiming to be genetically black. We're completely used to that. I still say white kids converting to islam is the stupidest thing imaginable.

Posted by: gp at July 13, 2015 03:22 PM (mk9aG)

168 They need to take out that ginger haired aussie ISIS twat with a drone asap!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2015 03:22 PM (iQIUe)

169 A walking caricature. Is there any variety on the Left -- ever?

Posted by: rrpjr at July 13, 2015 03:23 PM (s/yC1)

170 Yeah, he's talking about the United States of America as Carthage. That's what you want? Good for you.

Posted by: LincolnTf at July 13, 2015 03:23 PM (2cS/G)

171 scary stuff, if the feds raided my house they would surely find many types of chemicals, a pressure cooker, an alarm clock, heck even anti-government publications on my computer and in book form - I've read up on Jihad stuff as well so there might be some of that lying around. As for 'attack planning' well, there shouldn't be any of that anyhow.

Posted by: doug at July 13, 2015 03:23 PM (IYEs/)

172 171 scary stuff, if the feds raided my house they would surely find many types of chemicals, a pressure cooker, an alarm clock, heck even anti-government publications on my computer and in book form - I've read up on Jihad stuff as well so there might be some of that lying around. As for 'attack planning' well, there shouldn't be any of that anyhow.
Posted by: doug at July 13, 2015 03:23 PM (IYEs/)

I have Robert Spencer's Politically Incorrect Guide to Islam and the Crusades on my bookshelf, which will get me sent to the camps for sure.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 13, 2015 03:24 PM (2Ojst)

173 From hell's conjugated vagina I spit at thee....

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at July 13, 2015 03:20 PM (RD7QR)



If you can do that with basketballs....

Have I got a job for you!

Posted by: Tijuana Ping-Pong Ball Training Coach at July 13, 2015 03:24 PM (0cMkb)

174 The whole pathetic edifice of progressivism is going to collapse and then the little dainties are going to look for something to fill the void. It is going to be Islam and mighty is going to be the hurt on this country.
Posted by: WOPR at July 13, 2015 03:22 PM (nRvEn)


-------------------------------------


The SJW crowd is probably considered rich recruiting territory for ISIS. There's probably many more little shit stains like him than we know.

Posted by: Soona at July 13, 2015 03:25 PM (P25Hh)

175 I still say white kids converting to islam is the stupidest thing imaginable.

Posted by: gp at July 13, 2015 03:22 PM (mk9aG)


Anti-Israel is a huge factor here.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 13, 2015 03:25 PM (TOk1P)

176 What is up with these dirtbag wannabees? Not enough hugs from daddy?

Posted by: Fritz at July 13, 2015 03:25 PM (UzPAd)

177 173 From hell's conjugated vagina I spit at thee....

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at July 13, 2015 03:20 PM (RD7QR)


If you can do that with basketballs....

Have I got a job for you!

Posted by: Tijuana Ping-Pong Ball Training Coach at July 13, 2015 03:24 PM (0cMkb)

Bathyspheres.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 13, 2015 03:25 PM (2Ojst)

178 #BostonF***ed

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 13, 2015 03:26 PM (2l5vw)

179 Dirty looking little savage eh?
That mutt needs a real close shave and a good scrubbing...
And he definitely is in need of some HGH..

Posted by: Plastic Sturgeon at July 13, 2015 03:26 PM (/WmRg)

180

These professional protestors, many of whom teach at universities, are criminals. They just want the world to burn

Posted by: ThunderB at July 13, 2015 03:27 PM (zOTsN)

181 I am too sober to figure out what Fukushima has to do with peace.


Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 13, 2015 02:44 PM (ZKzrr)


I hate when I have to do this but I'll turn my mind back to the days in my youth when I bought into progtard theories.
(I know y'all saying "he's only 30, WTF" Long story, but I hit the "liberal by 20, conservative by 30" cycle running at about double time and sadly was smart enough to understand and remember it.)

In any case, to your crazed progtards nuclear power is equivalent to Nuclear war because Gaia or something. So he wants peace which is to say "no more nuclear power."

(Oddly they're oblivious to the fact that Iran uses nuclear power as a cover for nuclear arms building. Seriously the one time their wrong reasons reach a right conclusion and they blow it.)

Posted by: tsrblke (tsblet) at July 13, 2015 03:27 PM (U8W/7)

182 Wonder if he knew speed bump and his brother?

Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 03:27 PM (FEAjO)

183
That lake is too large.
I want to walk around that lake. *points to Champlain*

Posted by: Hercules at July 13, 2015 03:27 PM (9mTYi)

184 Yeah, he's talking about the United States of America as Carthage. That's what you want? Good for you.

Posted by: LincolnTf at July 13, 2015 03:23 PM (2cS/G)


Tho I can't read his mind-

I don't take it that way.

Take it as a sentiment against the enemies of America domestic and abroad.


That being said.....too much of anything is too much of something.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 13, 2015 03:27 PM (0cMkb)

185 Nothing is more pathetic than a white kid converted to islam.

-----

Isis Isis Baby, Vamilla Isis Isis Baby.

We be rappin cantcha tell
With towel on our head that looks like hell.
Wantin to kill die fo mah Virgins.
Kepping it real with me and my urchins.....

Isis Isis Baby, Vamilla Isis Isis Baby.

Posted by: Vanilla Isis at July 13, 2015 03:27 PM (8XRCm)

186 Ace,You were looking for news, now you have some.

Posted by: Carol at July 13, 2015 03:28 PM (sj3Ax)

187 >>%0 Cent files for Bankruptcy<<

You can't make this shit up. Twitter is having a field day.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 13, 2015 03:28 PM (GGCsk)

188 What school was he going to bomb

Posted by: ThunderB at July 13, 2015 03:28 PM (zOTsN)

189 What school was he going to bomb

Posted by: ThunderB at July 13, 2015 03:28 PM (zOTsN)

190 NYC Parent gettin out of Dodge: "The issue should be framed as simply about sovereignty...

It can be framed any number of ways, but, yes, definitely that one too.

Ask people, "Which countries on the planet should have (defensible) borders?" If they say, "None," you can safely say, "You are a retard. Ckuf off." If they sputter in incoherence, you might consider them adequately neutered. Make sure there's an audience nearby so that others may observe the de-pantsing.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 13, 2015 03:28 PM (1CroS)

191 161
OT I know but I don't like the incessant focus on criminality as The
Reason to control the border. It invites the response that if MOST
illegals don't commit (other) crimes then they must be A-OK for most of
em to stay, along with their wives, children, brothers, sisters, their
kids, etc. etc etc.



--------------------
I hear what you are saying, the points you raise are valid. But when We the Concerned Right have brought up those points, they have been greeted by yawns and dis missive waves. The issue of illegal felons running loose is red meat, but it is the gateway issue to get a lot of other Americans to sit up, notice what is happening, and then pay attention to those other points.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 13, 2015 03:28 PM (ry4ab)

192 50 dammit. 50 Cent.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 13, 2015 03:29 PM (GGCsk)

193
"These professional protestors, many of whom teach at universities, are criminals. They just want the world to burn."

Yes, they do. And the screechiest of them want to salt the earth afterwards. To prevent overpopulation, I guess.

Posted by: LincolnTf at July 13, 2015 03:29 PM (2cS/G)

194
600km around Lake Ontario? Gonna need an extra pair of sandals.

Posted by: wth at July 13, 2015 03:29 PM (wAQA5)

195 Posted by: NYC Parent gettin out of Dodge at July 13, 2015 03:20 PM (k8tEg)

Andddd.... point goes flying past your head...

EVERYONE here illegally has.... broken the law.

They 'may' not break OTHER laws... but every one of them have broken immigration law.

Oh... and every one who KNOWINGLY helps them to stay in the US.... also commits a Felony under Federal Law.

Every sanctuary city, is in a conspiracy to bypass and ignore the law. Which is also a Felony.

Hell... the President of the US does NOT have Prosecutorial Discretion... he can't say 'don't enforce this law' as a blanket statement... which he HAS done... abrogating his OATH OF OFFICE...


Illegal immigration is destroying the very idea of the rule of law in what used to be a Constitutional Republic.

We will not fall to Islam... we will fall to our own Government ignoring the very laws they enforce upon us, with the threat of Force...

Posted by: BB Wolf at July 13, 2015 03:30 PM (qh617)

196 He kinda looks like Russell Brand in that photo.

Posted by: Katy Perry at July 13, 2015 03:30 PM (xkSSa)

197 50 dammit. 50 Cent.


Ol' 4 bits?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 03:30 PM (8oSoU)

198 What school


Let's wake some progs up

Posted by: ThunderB at July 13, 2015 03:31 PM (zOTsN)

199 So, Fitty Cent was a buck twenty five in arrears?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 03:31 PM (NeFrd)

200 The issue should be framed as simply about sovereignty: we are or are not a country with boders. If we won't enforce our borders, and anyone in the world can just "live here" on their own terms, then we cease to be a country.

Howz about: if you can't be bothered to control borders, how in heck can you even pretend to be in favor of gun control?

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 13, 2015 03:31 PM (Spluw)

201 I've had a hunch for the last couple weeks, given the amount of "come on guys, you can't quit now" propaganda from the usual GOPe pundits, that Team Pachyderm is sitting on some new polling showing a disturbing amount of the base is leaving the party.

Their rallying cry only seems to be working on the loyalists, if this board is any indication.

Posted by: Sevens at July 13, 2015 03:31 PM (0HqNX)

202 Yes, they do. And the screechiest of them want to salt the earth afterwards. To prevent overpopulation, I guess.
Posted by: LincolnTf at July 13, 2015 03:29 PM (2cS/G)


---------------------------------------


Your mind is full of fish-hooks today, huh?

Posted by: Soona at July 13, 2015 03:31 PM (P25Hh)

203 174
The whole pathetic edifice of progressivism is going to collapse and
then the little dainties are going to look for something to fill the
void. It is going to be Islam and mighty is going to be the hurt on this
country.

Posted by: WOPR at July 13, 2015 03:22 PM (nRvEn)





-------------------------------------





The SJW crowd is probably considered rich recruiting territory for
ISIS. There's probably many more little shit stains like him than we
know.
-----------------
In my parents' day, it was the twits handing out Mao's book. In my day it was the anti-Contra protest and then the Che shirt. Now it is the Islam = anti-West = good thing.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 13, 2015 03:31 PM (ry4ab)

204 Marcus T ---

Future headline -- 50 cent offers 10 cents on the dollar.

Posted by: se pa moron at July 13, 2015 03:31 PM (Wpz0e)

205 "What is up with these dirtbag wannabees? Not enough hugs from daddy?"

__________________________________________________
I think it is the rape and plunder sanctioned by the Quran.

Posted by: OTB at July 13, 2015 03:32 PM (BvSwL)

206
He kinda looks like Russell Off-Brand in that photo.


Posted by: Katy Perry at July 13, 2015 03:30 PM (xkSSa)


FIFY

Posted by: naturalfake at July 13, 2015 03:32 PM (0cMkb)

207 He got sued for libel by his baby mama and lost


I think he is trying to avoid paying a five million judgment

Posted by: ThunderB at July 13, 2015 03:32 PM (zOTsN)

208 I wonder where Jihadi DaddyIssues got the funds for those 4 guns.

Someone up above wondered what flag or symbol we should ban for this guy's sins, and I humbly suggest the fleur de lis, as after a couple of months in the Federal PITA pen, he'll be talking with a fleur de lisp, or possibly just a fleur de limp.

Fleur means flower in French, and he's about to be deflowered.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 13, 2015 03:32 PM (MMmR+)

209 Holy shit.

This little effete POS stabbed a nurse in the head with a pen during his jail in-processing.

https://goo.gl/HPfhZX

Posted by: bonhomme at July 13, 2015 03:32 PM (jhqr1)

210 "These professional protestors, many of whom teach at universities, are criminals. They just want the world to burn."

Yes, they do. And the screechiest of them want to salt the earth afterwards.


They only think they do. They couldn't handle an actual trigger pulling, neck stretching burning.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 03:33 PM (8oSoU)

211 I know but I don't like the incessant focus on criminality as The Reason to control the border. It invites the response that if MOST illegals don't commit (other) crimes then they must be A-OK for most of em to stay, along with their wives, children, brothers, sisters, their kids, etc. etc etc.

Every illegal immigrant who works OR collects welfare (which is to say: all of them) commit multiple felonies constantly, including identity theft and fraud.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 13, 2015 03:33 PM (kff5f)

212 185
Nothing is more pathetic than a white kid converted to islam.



-----



Isis Isis Baby, Vamilla Isis Isis Baby.



We be rappin cantcha tell

With towel on our head that looks like hell.

Wantin to kill die fo mah Virgins.

Kepping it real with me and my urchins.....



Isis Isis Baby, Vamilla Isis Isis Baby.
-------------------
This. +1

Posted by: exdem13 at July 13, 2015 03:33 PM (ry4ab)

213 Posted by: naturalfake at July 13, 2015 03:27 PM (0cMkb)

If AllenG isn't still around I'll remind people that particular minirant started in response to the IRS or EPA or something as such.
It's not about the "US" it's about the outgrowth of the tyrannical institutions.

Posted by: tsrblke (tsblet) at July 13, 2015 03:33 PM (U8W/7)

214 Howz about: if you can't be bothered to control borders, how in heck can you even pretend to be in favor of gun control?

Oooh.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 13, 2015 03:34 PM (ZKzrr)

215 NYC parent

Come to the border. Come live the dream

Posted by: ThunderB at July 13, 2015 03:34 PM (zOTsN)

216 Word is coming out now that he has a history of mental illness. No that this should be surprising given how many mass killers in the US end up being inspired by voices in their heads.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2015 03:34 PM (OGm46)

217 50 Cent files for Bankruptcy

You can't make this shit up. Twitter is having a field day.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 13, 2015 03:28 PM (GGCsk)
-------------------------------------------------
What a load of non-cents. He should at least be given 50 more.

Posted by: sixth cents at July 13, 2015 03:34 PM (xkSSa)

218 Yes, they do. And the screechiest of them want to salt the earth afterwards.


They only think they do. They couldn't handle an actual trigger pulling, neck stretching burning.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 03:33 PM (8oSoU)

-----

Yup.

Ive always said this about the lefty poucholi smeling anarchists.

They would be among the first to perish in ACTUAL anarchy.

Posted by: Vanilla Isis at July 13, 2015 03:34 PM (8XRCm)

219 My friends from Mass still bring up the time I walked into the bar and they were talking about rap for some reason. I pronounced "50 Cent" as "Fifty Cents", instead of "Fiddy Cent" or whatever the fuck he calls himself. They all just looked at me and laughed, and it reinforced their view that I was the least musically hip guy they knew.

Posted by: LincolnTf at July 13, 2015 03:34 PM (2cS/G)

220 Michael Crawford: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know
A 69-year-old Pennsylvania man is accused of flying to Arizona to engage in "sex acts" with two mini-horses after an online sting by undercover detectives.

===========
Why?????

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2015 03:35 PM (iQIUe)

221
Noooooooooo......... I put on WIGGER socks....

Posted by: fixerupper at July 13, 2015 03:35 PM (8XRCm)

222 209 Holy shit.

This little effete POS stabbed a nurse in the head with a pen during his jail in-processing.

https://goo.gl/HPfhZX
Posted by: bonhomme at July 13, 2015 03:32 PM (jhqr1)

Stick him in the shower in general population and make an announcement that fresh meat is served. Bon apetite.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at July 13, 2015 03:35 PM (RD7QR)

223 >> So, Fitty Cent was a buck twenty five in arrears?

He's no Two Buck Chuck.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 13, 2015 03:36 PM (MMmR+)

224 Why?????

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2015 03:35 PM (iQIUe)

He wanted a night mare

Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 03:37 PM (FEAjO)

225 "What is up with these dirtbag wannabees? Not enough hugs from daddy?"


*****


Or perhaps too many hugs from daddy, IYKWIM

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 03:37 PM (NeFrd)

226
So.... Is Fiddy's new nickname Plug Nickles???

Posted by: fixerupper at July 13, 2015 03:37 PM (8XRCm)

227 I've had letter from McConnell for months asking me to help him retire his campaign debt. I was planning on sitting at my Mac typing out word document. This morning I wrote 5 pages of reasons why I will not! I could have gone on but my hand hurts to write.
They'll just toss in trash anyway!

Posted by: Carol at July 13, 2015 03:38 PM (sj3Ax)

228 Fitty Cent went in the Dollar store and came out empty handed.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 03:38 PM (NeFrd)

229 >>>Word is coming out now that he has a history of mental illness. No that this should be surprising given how many mass killers in the US end up being inspired by voices in their heads.

Hi Alexander. It's me, Osama, your best friend. They took my body but not my soul. I need your help...

Posted by: Sam the dog at July 13, 2015 03:38 PM (xkSSa)

230 A 69-year-old Pennsylvania man is accused of flying to Arizona to engage in "sex acts" with two mini-horses after an online sting by undercover detectives.

===========
Why?????
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2015 03:35 PM (iQIUe)

He thought he was flying to Philly???

Posted by: fixerupper at July 13, 2015 03:38 PM (8XRCm)

231 If AllenG isn't still around I'll remind people that particular minirant started in response to the IRS or EPA or something as such.
It's not about the "US" it's about the outgrowth of the tyrannical institutions.


It started, initially, in response to PP-caca. But, yes, it has grown (more or less) to refer to the entirety of the tyrannical National government.

And Lincoln, I would not recommend holding your breath and waiting for me to stop.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 13, 2015 03:38 PM (kff5f)

232 50 cent aint worth two bits anymore?

Welcome to Greece.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at July 13, 2015 03:38 PM (WFl0X)

233 I was going to answer, smart ass rhetorically, "Because it does not fit The Narrative".

Then I started to get mad about the beyond the pale double standards of the "watchdog" media. Think anyone from the left will even acknowledge that we have had a "dialogue" for weeks after that monster shot up the church? Racism, gun control, the Confederate flag were banged on our heads since that shooting.

Think there will be any "dialogues", or "conversation" about this?

Posted by: RM at July 13, 2015 03:39 PM (fRppw)

234 OR Fitty Cent had to wait for a Half-Off sale to go shop at the Dollar Store.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 03:39 PM (NeFrd)

235 Wassa matta Fitty? Having "artists" block? The "creative" juices dried up? How hard can it be to rearrange swear words and wear a baseball hat sideways?

Posted by: wth at July 13, 2015 03:39 PM (wAQA5)

236 208
I wonder where Jihadi DaddyIssues got the funds for those 4 guns.
------------
He was going to use his college money and some money he got by lying to Mom behind Dadthetyrant's back. Probably got offered a really good bargain by the FBI undercover agent. This kid is like a lot of other ignorant liberal douchebags who think all gun vendors are like the peddler in Resident Evil 4. Sure dude, you can get an AR-15 for $500 and a Glock 19 for $250.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 13, 2015 03:39 PM (ry4ab)

237 If 50 cent only had a yen.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 03:39 PM (FEAjO)

238 Did he have an Islamic Battle Flag?

Posted by: some random meathead - LiB at July 13, 2015 03:39 PM (bgKZk)

239 >>>50 Cent files for Bankruptcy<<<

Yeah, after the spectacle of watching old Curtis throw out a baseball like an effeminate Barack Obama, he street cred sorta hit rock bottom.

Posted by: Fritz at July 13, 2015 03:39 PM (UzPAd)

240 LincolnTf: "...I pronounced '50 Cent' as 'Fifty Cents', instead of 'Fiddy Cent' or whatever the fuck he calls himself. They all just looked at me and laughed, and it reinforced their view that I was the least musically hip guy they knew."

Same here. I always pronounce "Obama" as "SCoaMF" and my friends and eavesdroppers always laugh and agree with me.

Oh, wait, that isn't the same at all.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at July 13, 2015 03:40 PM (1CroS)

241 A 69-year-old Pennsylvania man is accused of flying to Arizona to engage in "sex acts" with two mini-horses after an online sting by undercover detectives.

****


He went over the Mendoza line.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 03:40 PM (NeFrd)

242
It was his turn. Here's the entire group marching:

http://tinyurl.com/pl43j9g


I love Mr. Mellow Yellow carrying what looks like a badminton racket. That convinced the hell out of me!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 13, 2015 03:40 PM (95CzI)

243 @195
No I understand that illegal is illegal -hence the parenthetical "other" and I agree that that ought to be enough.

I agree with you that destroying the rule of law will destroy us as a nation, which is why I would describe it as a basic issue of sovereignty.

Poster 191 makes some good points though which is that this could be the gateway for the more fundamental issues that we all agree on (here) but which seem not to resonate as they should. I think, though, that there should be a quick pivot to the more fundamental issues of law, sovereignty etc pretty soon, or we lose the momentum on this.

Posted by: NYC Parent gettin out of Dodge at July 13, 2015 03:40 PM (k8tEg)

244 Michael Crawford: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know
A 69-year-old Pennsylvania man is accused of flying to Arizona to engage in "sex acts" with two mini-horses after an online sting by undercover detectives.

===========
Why?????
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2015 03:35 PM (iQIUe)
-------------------------------------------------------------
He thought he was going to a whorehouse, not a horsehouse. I hope he's in stable condition.

Posted by: Equus at July 13, 2015 03:41 PM (xkSSa)

245 220
Michael Crawford: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

A 69-year-old Pennsylvania man is accused of flying to Arizona to
engage in "sex acts" with two mini-horses after an online sting by
undercover detectives.



===========

Why?????
-----------------
Hey Anna, a fan of Monster Musume made the news.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 13, 2015 03:41 PM (ry4ab)

246 Thank you, AllenG, There is a weird sort of comfort in knowing these minirants will not be deterred.

Posted by: RM at July 13, 2015 03:41 PM (fRppw)

247 Fitty Cent could have sex with Penny Marshall twenty-five times and have a quarter left over.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 03:41 PM (NeFrd)

248 Wonder who's gonna pony up his bail money...

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 03:42 PM (NeFrd)

249 We need to burn all the green posterboards, and rid ourselves of those symbols of hatred.

Posted by: Agent J at July 13, 2015 03:43 PM (ueOgE)

250 Wonder who's gonna pony up his bail money...
Posted by: Muldoon

It would have behooved (hoofed?) himto demur.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 13, 2015 03:43 PM (Spluw)

251 I hope he's in stable condition.


Posted by: Equus at July 13, 2015 03:41 PM


He was, until someone shouted "Blucher!!!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 13, 2015 03:43 PM (QiBX8)

252 This is scary. The broadcast execution part especially.

Posted by: Lea at July 13, 2015 03:43 PM (XV8U1)

253 Better contact the guy standing next to him. He may also be contracting jihadis.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2015 03:44 PM (OSs/l)

254 @248 - With these terrorist charges against him, what leads you to believe this miscreant will get bail? Oh, wait - he is from the People's Democratic Republic of Massholes

Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at July 13, 2015 03:44 PM (DlmoZ)

255
50 Cent files for Bankruptcy
..........................
What do you expect from a guy who can't pronounce "fifty"?

Posted by: wth at July 13, 2015 03:44 PM (wAQA5)

256 Thanks to income inequality, if Fitty Cent was a woman his name would be Thirty-Seven-anna-half Cent.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 03:44 PM (NeFrd)

257 I won't. And you don't hold your breath waiting for me to let it to burn.

Posted by: LincolnTf at July 13, 2015 03:44 PM (2cS/G)

258 He thought he was going to a whorehouse, not a horsehouse. I hope he's in stable condition.

I suspect he'll have a nagging pain for some time.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 13, 2015 03:45 PM (2l5vw)

259 239
>>>50 Cent files for Bankruptcy<<<

Yeah, after
the spectacle of watching old Curtis throw out a baseball like an
effeminate Barack Obama, he street cred sorta hit rock bottom.
-----------
Oh look, another celebrity without a lot of education, common sense, or a good manager goes bust. The Obummer economy has definitely gotten bad if original G uruk-hai can't make it anymore.

Elvis had his problems but he died with money in the bank and his daughter and alimony settlement were provided for.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 13, 2015 03:45 PM (ry4ab)

260 Michael Crawford: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know
A 69-year-old Pennsylvania man is accused of flying to Arizona to engage in "sex acts" with two mini-horses after an online sting by undercover detectives.

===========
Why?????
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2015 03:35 PM (iQIUe)
------------------------------------------------------------------
That's where he and John Kerry agreed to go cottaging.

Posted by: Theresa Heinz-Ketchup at July 13, 2015 03:45 PM (xkSSa)

261 A 69-year-old Pennsylvania man is accused of flying to Arizona to
engage in "sex acts" with two mini-horses after an online sting by
undercover detectives.



Palamino was the safe word.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 13, 2015 03:45 PM (0cMkb)

262
A 69-year-old Pennsylvania man is accused of flying to Arizona to
engage in "sex acts" with two mini-horses after an online sting by
undercover detectives.

Did his Secretariat help with the travel arrangements?

Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 03:46 PM (FEAjO)

263 It's a Brian Ross piece so I have to ask: Any Tea Party connections?

This made me snort!

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at July 13, 2015 03:46 PM (laMCB)

264 All this proves is that the Tea Party and Confederate flag caused this tinker bell to join the jihadis.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at July 13, 2015 03:46 PM (TV9BR)

265 Make Love Not Kilowatts!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 13, 2015 03:46 PM (8ZskC)

266 Who is Brian Ross?

Posted by: Carol at July 13, 2015 03:47 PM (sj3Ax)

267 Palamino was the safe word.


Neigh! I say neigh!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 03:47 PM (8oSoU)

268 This proves that COEXIST bumper stickers need to be banned.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 13, 2015 03:47 PM (8ZskC)

269 Make Love Not Kilowatts!

Power Outages To The People!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 13, 2015 03:47 PM (2l5vw)

270 Great. More puns. Talk about beating a dead horse.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 13, 2015 03:47 PM (kff5f)

271 Palamino was the safe word.>>

What was the Trigger word?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 13, 2015 03:47 PM (81UWZ)

272 You may now kiss the brid(le).

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 13, 2015 03:48 PM (Spluw)

273 But

But

But Obama went to Cairo and gave that speech!

Why don't they all love us now?!?!

Obama gave that speech in Cairo and now they are supposed to love us!

Posted by: rd at July 13, 2015 03:48 PM (V4lIK)

274
Elvis had his problems but he died with money in the bank and his daughter and alimony settlement were provided for.
......................
...and he could actually sing.

Posted by: wth at July 13, 2015 03:48 PM (wAQA5)

275 Great. More puns. Talk about beating a dead horse.

Just had to trot that one out, did ya?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 13, 2015 03:49 PM (2l5vw)

276 What was the Trigger word?


Roy Rogers.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 03:49 PM (8oSoU)

277 According to the latest Gallop poll, support for this is increasing.

Can't wait for the in depth post from Gabe.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 13, 2015 03:49 PM (Spluw)

278 A 69-year-old Pennsylvania man is accused of flying to Arizona to engage in "sex acts" with two mini-horses after an online sting by undercover detectives.

Are mini-horses sexier than regular horses?

Posted by: Andrew Mendoza and His Bucket at July 13, 2015 03:49 PM (8ZskC)

279 Will he be able to pony up for bail?

Posted by: joe at July 13, 2015 03:49 PM (34w2E)

280 Hungary is building the damn fence, can we do it now, please?

Posted by: exdem13 at July 13, 2015 03:50 PM (ry4ab)

281 According to the latest Gallop poll, support for this is increasing.


Support for what?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2015 03:50 PM (OSs/l)

282 From WZ

"The threat of climate change needs to be assessed in the same
comprehensive way as nuclear weapons proliferation, according to a UK
foreign minister."

So we can ignore it like Obama does Iran?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 13, 2015 03:50 PM (81UWZ)

283 Are mini-horses sexier than regular horses?

Posted by: Andrew Mendoza and His Bucket at July 13, 2015 03:49 PM (8ZskC)



That's their mane attraction.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 13, 2015 03:50 PM (0cMkb)

284 Btw I'm in Mississippi and options for snacks included pickled egg, pickled pigs feet and pickled pigs lips!

Posted by: Lea at July 13, 2015 03:50 PM (XV8U1)

285 Centaur Spock is in an undisclosed location.

Posted by: eman at July 13, 2015 03:50 PM (CiVX1)

286 Looks like I caught the tail end of a bunch of horse puns.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 13, 2015 03:50 PM (2Ojst)

287 "Did his Secretariat help with the travel arrangements?"

Neigh.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at July 13, 2015 03:50 PM (WFl0X)

288
Actually, beating a dead horse is one form of exercise that doesn't become detrimental to your health as you age, and here are six surprising reasons why...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 13, 2015 03:51 PM (95CzI)

289 Wonder if this ISIS wannabe realizes he is about to an actor in the reenactment of 50 Shades of Grey? Somehow I don't think there will be a safe word in this one though.

Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at July 13, 2015 03:51 PM (DlmoZ)

290 I hope he didn't pommel those poor horses.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 13, 2015 03:51 PM (2Ojst)

291 Y'all really need to put the reins on the silly puns.

Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2015 03:51 PM (MRbZD)

292 274

Elvis had his problems but he died with money in the bank and his daughter and alimony settlement were provided for.
......................
...and he could actually sing.
--------------
This is true. Elvis died rich because he could sing, looked good in front of the camera, made the ladies swoon, and he didn't snort all the $$$ up his nose.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 13, 2015 03:51 PM (ry4ab)

293 At least he was ambitious and went for a mane-age a troix.

Posted by: joe at July 13, 2015 03:51 PM (34w2E)

294 Great. More puns. Talk about beating a dead horse.

Just had to trot that one out, did ya?



We're on the back stretch.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 03:52 PM (8oSoU)

295 287 "Did his Secretariat help with the travel arrangements?"

Neigh.


Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at July 13, 2015 03:50 PM (WFl0X)

Will you Affirm that?

Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 03:52 PM (FEAjO)

296 Daddy used to raise pocket horses back in Wales when he wasn't working the mines.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 13, 2015 03:52 PM (8ZskC)

297 You can have "gay rights" or you can have constitutional rights, but not both at the same time. So pick which one you want.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at July 13, 2015 03:52 PM (YYJjz)

298 Wonder what he'll have to say for himself whinny does make a statement.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 03:52 PM (NeFrd)

299 Those horses narrowly avoided being saddled with a traumatic experience.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 13, 2015 03:52 PM (2Ojst)

300 A man his age oat to have known better.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 03:52 PM (NeFrd)

301 I hope the guy was getting signed consent forms from the two horses.

But they probably said neigh.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 13, 2015 03:53 PM (MMmR+)

302 No one is getting hoarse from laughing at all the puns?

Posted by: exdem13 at July 13, 2015 03:53 PM (ry4ab)

303
Clearly he is nothing but trouble, but possible bomb-making equipment including a pressure cooker, a variety of chemicals, an alarm clock: every house in the USA.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 13, 2015 03:53 PM (ODxAs)

304 He was all kinds of excited, but not furlong.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 13, 2015 03:53 PM (2Ojst)

305 Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 13, 2015 03:49 PM (2l5vw)

Just trying to keep pace with you.

Posted by: CBD at July 13, 2015 03:53 PM (k2fxD)

306 We should ban crescent rolls.

Posted by: A440Hz at July 13, 2015 03:53 PM (FAPxv)

307 109
Mexican Illegal Alien Arrested for Allegedly Kidnapping, Raping 13-Year-Old


http://tinyurl.com/o4rxbwv



Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 13, 2015 03:06 PM (oFCZn)
Romeo and Juliet, 21st century style.


Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 13, 2015 03:09 PM (oKE6c)

13 will soon be the new 18 here any day now.

Posted by: Badda Bing at July 13, 2015 03:53 PM (BjKDP)

308 >>Are mini-horses sexier than regular horses?

Having grown up on a horse farm I can tell you that full grown horses are way sexier. Also taller. As in their parts are about chest level for average sized people.

Mini-horses are lower. You do the math.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2015 03:53 PM (OGm46)

309 Are mini-horses sexier than regular horses?
Posted by: Andrew Mendoza and His Bucket

it's not the size of the horse; it's how you apply the whip!

Posted by: That guy from that freakish smut book that some wacked out Brit woman wrote at July 13, 2015 03:54 PM (Spluw)

310  Btw I'm in Mississippi and options for snacks included pickled egg, pickled pigs feet and pickled pigs lips!

Posted by: Lea
------------------------------
What? No Koolickles?

Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2015 03:54 PM (MRbZD)

311 At that age you're pasture prime.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 03:54 PM (NeFrd)

312 No one is getting hoarse from laughing at all the puns?

Just the Man of War

Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 03:54 PM (FEAjO)

313 Then old man probably had bats in his palfrey.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 13, 2015 03:54 PM (8ZskC)

314 What could spur a man on to such perverted desires?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 13, 2015 03:54 PM (2Ojst)

315 I hope the guy was getting signed consent forms from the two horses.But they probably said neigh.
Posted by: GnuBreed

He may have gotten it from their mudder.

Posted by: That guy from that freakish smut book that some wacked out Brit woman wrote at July 13, 2015 03:55 PM (Spluw)

316 How tall was Mendoza, again?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 13, 2015 03:55 PM (eEb+d)

317 Hay you all, keep trotting out those puns.

Posted by: OurCountryIsScrewed at July 13, 2015 03:55 PM (DlmoZ)

318 You can have "gay rights" or you can have constitutional rights, but not both at the same time. So pick which one you want.

I'm not entirely clear, is it because the rights are for gay people, or just because the "rights" in question are pretty darn ghey?

...the Ravage knows where to find me.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 13, 2015 03:55 PM (2l5vw)

319 Fukushiwa. not to be confused with 'fuck a shiwa' which is...I have no idea.

Posted by: Badda Bing at July 13, 2015 03:55 PM (BjKDP)

320
Among items in the geezer's possession were several packets of Arby's Horsey Sauce.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 13, 2015 03:56 PM (95CzI)

321 This kid was in Adams, which is as far as you can get from Boston and still be in Massachusetts-it's near the NY state border in the berkshires, an old mill town and just about the last place you'd find a jihadi-weird.

Posted by: Little Boomer at July 13, 2015 03:56 PM (ZuVs9)

322 If you have a problem with the horse jokes, you should have ponied up for the Platinum Membership.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at July 13, 2015 03:56 PM (2l5vw)

323 Just sent an almost dickish text to my boss. Pretty sure it was dickish, but it was warranted. Waiting to see how he responds. Up until 5 minutes ago I had never countered or challenged him in any way. We'll see how he deals with it.

Posted by: LincolnTf at July 13, 2015 03:56 PM (2cS/G)

324 >>Are mini-horses sexier than regular horses?

Having grown up on a horse farm I can tell you that full grown horses are way sexier....

Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2015 03:53 PM (OGm46)



Man, did I hate eating Straw!

Posted by: Sexy Horse on Jack's Farm at July 13, 2015 03:56 PM (0cMkb)

325 There's no such thing as a "Left-wing". There is only "Normal" and "Right-wing".

Posted by: The MSM at July 13, 2015 03:56 PM (fVOPU)

326 Warped as he is, it's hard not to feel a bit sorry for the guy.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 13, 2015 03:57 PM (2Ojst)

327 FBI agents said he used the name Abu Ali al-Amriki and neighbors said he was a recent convert to Islam.

They misspelled "brainwashed."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 13, 2015 03:57 PM (eEb+d)

328 The horse puns really do stirrup fond childhood memories. I'm surprised they haven't come to a stall.

Posted by: Chi at July 13, 2015 03:57 PM (MRbZD)

329 323 Just sent an almost dickish text to my boss. Pretty sure it was dickish, but it was warranted. Waiting to see how he responds. Up until 5 minutes ago I had never countered or challenged him in any way. We'll see how he deals with it.
Posted by: LincolnTf at July 13, 2015 03:56 PM (2cS/G)

*squirt*

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at July 13, 2015 03:57 PM (2Ojst)

330 I've got Howie Carr on the radio Jeff Sessions is going to be on. I love Jeff Sessions!

Posted by: Carol at July 13, 2015 03:58 PM (sj3Ax)

331 It's time to set up the Occupy camps again to get these shitards off the streets and let them buttf*ck each other in their tents.

Posted by: Roy at July 13, 2015 03:58 PM (VndSC)

332 I don't get all you people being mean to that nice man who likes ponies. You wouldn't be hoof-ing and hay-ing if the shoe was on the other foot, would you?

Posted by: Agent J at July 13, 2015 03:58 PM (ueOgE)

333 He could have just stayed home and had some pintos.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 13, 2015 03:58 PM (MMmR+)

334 323
Just sent an almost dickish text to my boss. Pretty sure it was dickish,
but it was warranted. Waiting to see how he responds. Up until 5
minutes ago I had never countered or challenged him in any way. We'll
see how he deals with it.

Posted by: LincolnTf at July 13, 2015 03:56 PM (2cS/G)

If it turns out you need him whacked...I know a guy. $300. Hell he'll kill himself for $500.

Posted by: Badda Bing at July 13, 2015 03:58 PM (BjKDP)

335 FBI agents said he used the name Abu Ali al-Amriki and neighbors said he was a recent convert to Islam. They misspelled "brainwashed."

You misspelled "easily led".

Posted by: That guy from that freakish smut book that some wacked out Brit woman wrote at July 13, 2015 03:58 PM (Spluw)

336
Just sent an almost dickish text to my boss. Pretty sure it was dickish, but it was warranted.

And just a few posts ago you were disparaging Allen G's ritual posting.

Welcome aboard!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 13, 2015 03:59 PM (95CzI)

337 He looks like the kindest most gentle little sociopath ever.

Much like the Unabomber.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2015 03:59 PM (EprWA)

338 @ 323 - "Just sent an almost dickish text to my boss. Pretty sure it was dickish, but it was warranted. Waiting to see how he responds. Up until 5 minutes ago I had never countered or challenged him in any way. We'll see how he deals with it."

You're fired.

Posted by: LincolnTf's Boss at July 13, 2015 03:59 PM (YYJjz)

339 13 will soon be the new 18 here any day now.
------------
Sad to say, it already is in many trailer parks and Section 8 apartment complexes....and probably some exclusive suburbs inhabited by UMC liberals.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 13, 2015 03:59 PM (ry4ab)

340
We're on the back stretch.

It can't go on furlong.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 13, 2015 03:59 PM (JtwS4)

341 What could spur a man on to such perverted desires?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 13, 2015 03:54 PM (2Ojst)

Me ruv you furlong time!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 13, 2015 04:00 PM (wtvvX)

342 I saw the play Almost Dickish Text on Broadway back in 2011.

Posted by: Roy at July 13, 2015 04:00 PM (VndSC)

343 328

We've saddled up for the long haul.

Posted by: joe at July 13, 2015 04:00 PM (34w2E)

344
A 69-year-old Pennsylvania man is accused of flying to Arizona to engage in "sex acts" with two mini-horses after an online sting by undercover detectives.
............................................
Did he plan to perform foreplay by battering them with a dildo?

Posted by: wth at July 13, 2015 04:00 PM (wAQA5)

345 like an effeminate Barack Obama

Is there any other kind?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 13, 2015 04:00 PM (ZKzrr)

346 I canter take much more of this

Posted by: Agent J at July 13, 2015 04:01 PM (ueOgE)

347 You misspelled "easily led".

Nah. If you commit yourself to following a death/rape cult and insult your family by changing your name, you're brainwashed.

It's scarily easy to do and not like the movies.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 13, 2015 04:01 PM (eEb+d)

348 339
13 will soon be the new 18 here any day now.
------------
Sad to
say, it already is in many trailer parks and Section 8 apartment
complexes....and probably some exclusive suburbs inhabited by UMC
liberals.


Posted by: exdem13 at July 13, 2015 03:59 PM (ry4ab)

...you say that like its a bad thing.

Posted by: Bawny Fwank at July 13, 2015 04:01 PM (BjKDP)

349 The poor dad. At least he did the right thing and turned the kid in.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 13, 2015 04:01 PM (0FSuD)

350 Horse lover to meet black beauty in the big pen.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 13, 2015 04:01 PM (ry4ab)

351 Hey Dad,
Kinda puts my lifes screwups in perspective.

Posted by: DaveA at July 13, 2015 04:01 PM (DL2i+)

352
This kid was in Adams, which is as far as you can get from Boston and still be in Massachusetts-it's near the NY state border in the berkshires, an old mill town and just about the last place you'd find a jihadi-weird.

Adams has a hipster museum and easy access to Williams College.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 13, 2015 04:01 PM (JtwS4)

353 Actually, I SHOULD have said:

"ME SO HORSEY!! ME RUV YOU FURLONG TIME!!!"

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 13, 2015 04:01 PM (wtvvX)

354 Just sent an almost dickish text to my boss. Pretty sure it was dickish, but it was warranted. Waiting to see how he responds. Up until 5 minutes ago I had never countered or challenged him in any way. We'll see how he deals with it.
Posted by: LincolnTf at July 13, 2015 03:56 PM (2cS/G)


-------------------------------------------


He'll probably write back and tell you he's sick and tired of your whiny little rants.

Posted by: Soona at July 13, 2015 04:01 PM (P25Hh)

355 "A 69-year-old Pennsylvania man is accused of flying to Arizona to engage in "sex acts" with two mini-horses after an online sting by undercover detectives."

Glad he didn't even get out of the starting gate.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at July 13, 2015 04:01 PM (YYJjz)

356 Cum now exdem13, its perfectly fashionable for the likes of Roman Polanski to give such lasses rim jobs..

*blarg* -retch gag-

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2015 04:01 PM (EprWA)

357 They do all look the same in that they start to grow that little jihadi beard...

fuckin things are always so scraggly and nasty looking

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at July 13, 2015 04:02 PM (MV2jA)

358 All these puns are now just loping along.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at July 13, 2015 04:02 PM (WFl0X)

359 You really need to hear it all day, every day? It's no skin off my nose, but it's just so spammy, and frankly such a pussy sentiment, that it annoys the shit out of me some times. Like the rallying cry of a people already exterminated.
Posted by: Least Interesting Douche In The World at July 13, 2015 03:07 PM (2cS/G)


Lincoln, I can't decide if your sock fail is funnier if it's an accident or if it's not.
Posted by: alexthechick - Oh please intervene SMOD


I don't think Lincoln has ever contributed anything here except complaining about others when he is out of Monistat.
Allen's message never gets old. I already skip Lincoln's spew.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at July 13, 2015 04:02 PM (NHtMs)

360 13 will soon be the new 18 here any day now.
------------
Sad to say, it already is in many trailer parks and Section 8 apartment complexes....and probably some exclusive suburbs inhabited by UMC liberals.

Just had 2 ah people busted in DC over the weekend for pimping girls as young as 14.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 04:02 PM (FEAjO)

361 Let us not fail to mention that he was a recent "convert to Islam".


Call me shocked!

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 13, 2015 04:02 PM (0FSuD)

362 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at July 13, 2015 04:03 PM (W6iIX)

363

Horse jokes are juvenile and demonstrably conservative.

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at July 13, 2015 04:03 PM (P330y)

364 They arrested him.

Hauled him off in the paddock wagon...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 13, 2015 04:03 PM (wtvvX)

365
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 13, 2015 04:01 PM (wtvvX)

Cut! Print! That's a wrap! Shut 'er down!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at July 13, 2015 04:03 PM (95CzI)

366 He'll probably write back and tell you he's sick and tired of your whiny little rants.

Posted by: Soona at July 13, 2015 04:01 PM (P25Hh)


****

I'm not taking sides, but I snickered a little at this.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 04:03 PM (NeFrd)

367
Oh, man! Here's a photo of the potential victims:

https://goo.gl/7KO8eA

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2015 04:03 PM (iQIUe)

368 I fail to see the similarity, K v. C. But that might be because I'm distracted by the fact that some dude in Phoenix just called me to make sure I was going to have the equipment van in FL on Wednesday to pick him up at the Palm Beach train station. I was hoping I would be able to skip this trip altogether, it's one 2 and a half hour game and will take five days of work to cover, but I have to go, apparently. Boss hasn't communicated with me in a week, so I "communicated" with him.

Posted by: LincolnTf at July 13, 2015 04:04 PM (2cS/G)

369 #LoveWhinnies

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 04:04 PM (NeFrd)

370 360
13 will soon be the new 18 here any day now.

------------

Sad to say, it already is in many trailer parks and Section 8
apartment complexes....and probably some exclusive suburbs inhabited by
UMC liberals.



Just had 2 ah people busted in DC over the weekend for pimping girls as young as 14.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 04:02 PM (FEAjO)


Little GIRLS? Well thats disgusting.

Posted by: Bawny Fwank at July 13, 2015 04:04 PM (BjKDP)

371 Mini-horses? So Sarah Jessica left him pawing for more?

Mendoza!

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2015 04:04 PM (EprWA)

372 Per Drudge, El Chapo has threatened Trump, so here's a suggestion Mr. Nine Times Billionaire -- Put a $25 million bounty on Chapo's head.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 13, 2015 04:04 PM (MMmR+)

373 We really oat to stop this before somebody gets hurt.

Posted by: Agent J at July 13, 2015 04:05 PM (ueOgE)

374 321 This kid was in Adams, which is as far as you can get from Boston and still be in Massachusetts-it's near the NY state border in the berkshires, an old mill town and just about the last place you'd find a jihadi-weird.


In my experience, the Berkshires are full of wacko libs.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 13, 2015 04:05 PM (wGrt8)

375
hmmmm,
not a very good looking moslem starter jihadi beard he has

Posted by: Yo! at July 13, 2015 04:05 PM (W6iIX)

376 65 Marcus T: Isn't it funny how they are all effeminate looking, scrawny angry types who would get there asses kicked by a 9 year old boy?

Alas, not funny. Our culture (and Europe's, and even Japan's, in related ways) has produced a large cohort of young men who have been programmed and and managed into weakness and failure. They see no future for themselves as men. And some of them go killing mad in frustration. See The Revenge Of The Lost Boys

Posted by: Rich Rostrom at July 13, 2015 04:05 PM (YkV15)

377 Sounds like this dumbass was arrested in Rhode Island

Not Massachussetts

Posted by: ThunderB at July 13, 2015 04:05 PM (zOTsN)

378 356
Cum now exdem13, its perfectly fashionable for the likes of Roman Polanski to give such lasses rim jobs..

*blarg* -retch gag-
--------------
"These are not the fine young fillies I was promised!"

Posted by: exdem13 at July 13, 2015 04:05 PM (ry4ab)

379 https://goo.gl/7KO8eA





Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2015 04:03 PM (iQIUe)

The one on the right looks like an undocumented alien...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 13, 2015 04:05 PM (wtvvX)

380 NY Slime running with a story, completely mis written, saying "Right Wing" people are still upset about Waco.



Falsely say that the fires were started by the Branch Divans.



When are we going to see a story about the Religion of Peace being behind terrorist in the country and not Right Wingers?

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 13, 2015 04:05 PM (0FSuD)

381 Yo!Posted by: Yo!.................Whoa!

Posted by: Whoa! at July 13, 2015 04:06 PM (wAQA5)

382 What on earth is attracting them to islam? It's against everything they preach.

But it preaches one thing they can all agree on: Death to America!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 13, 2015 04:06 PM (vg8iE)

383 not a very good looking moslem starter jihadi beard he has

He's been growing that for three years, he'll have you know.

Silence...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 13, 2015 04:06 PM (eEb+d)

384 Alas, not funny. Our culture (and Europe's, and even Japan's, in related ways) has produced a large cohort of young men who have been programmed and and managed into weakness and failure. They see no future for themselves as men. And some of them go killing mad in frustration. See The Revenge Of The Lost Boys
---------------------------

Yeah, and then we pump their brains full of drugs to "calm" them down.

Posted by: Roy at July 13, 2015 04:07 PM (VndSC)

385 LincolnF is fine and a regular contributor. Nobody is obligated to enjoy AllenG's "burn it down" etc comment as they are not obligated to enjoy mine or anyone else's posts, but he the right to post it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2015 04:07 PM (OSs/l)

386 Whats the age of consent for a mini horse?

Posted by: Badda Bing at July 13, 2015 04:07 PM (BjKDP)

387 A 69-year-old Pennsylvania man is accused of flying to Arizona to engage in "sex acts" with two mini-horses after an online sting by undercover detectives."


****


Okay, seriously, were the undercover detectives posing as mini-horses on a social media site?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 04:08 PM (NeFrd)

388 NY Slime running with a story, completely mis written, saying "Right Wing" people are still upset about Waco.




I suspect that they did NOT say this line of bilge when referring to some reform school from over 75 years ago that ptobably mistreated blacks there, and where recently some bodies were exhumed.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 13, 2015 04:08 PM (Spluw)

389 hmmmm,not a very good looking moslem starter jihadi beard he has
Posted by: Yo! at July 13, 2015 04:05 PM (W6iIX)


----------------------------------------


If he still looked like that and made it over to the ME to fight for ISIS, he'd end up being everyone's butt boy.

Posted by: Soona at July 13, 2015 04:08 PM (P25Hh)

390 386 Whats the age of consent for a mini horse?
-------------------

clomp, clomp, clomp...

Posted by: Roy at July 13, 2015 04:08 PM (VndSC)

391 And the right to criticize/mock it. Because it's lame and gay.

Posted by: LincolnTf at July 13, 2015 04:08 PM (2cS/G)

392 #LoveWhinnies

Pun winner!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2015 04:08 PM (OSs/l)

393 Falsely say that the fires were started by the Branch Divans.


Well, it was a Fire Sale.

Buy 2 divans, Get 1 free!

Posted by: Branch Divans Warehouse at July 13, 2015 04:08 PM (0cMkb)

394 Next ...... #GLBTH

Posted by: Badda Bing at July 13, 2015 04:08 PM (BjKDP)

395 I just love being fodder for these horse puns

Posted by: J. effen Kerry at July 13, 2015 04:08 PM (WFl0X)

396 oh LGBTH

Posted by: Badda Bing at July 13, 2015 04:09 PM (BjKDP)

397 Per Drudge, El Chapo has threatened Trump, so here's a suggestion Mr. Nine Times Billionaire -- Put a $25 million bounty on Chapo's head.


Old West style. Dead or alive.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 04:09 PM (8oSoU)

398 374 In my experience, the Berkshires are full of wacko libs.

I lived in Williamstown for a few months, though it was a while ago now; I could see one of the granolas going bonkers and fornicating with a birkenstock or tree or something, but not blowing people up.

Posted by: Agent J at July 13, 2015 04:09 PM (ueOgE)

399 @330 The only man who should be President.

Posted by: Lex at July 13, 2015 04:09 PM (FBjP7)

400 So, I'm going to protest nuclear power in Japan by walking around Lake Ontario.

Let us pause to examine the thought process on that one, folks.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2015 04:09 PM (659DL)

401 I'm gonna pommel the next foal who makes a horse pun.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 13, 2015 04:10 PM (JtwS4)

402 What thought process?

7.62mm transiting the cranium would let in some fresh thoughts.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2015 04:10 PM (EprWA)

403 380
NY Slime running with a story, completely mis written, saying "Right Wing" people are still upset about Waco.
-----------
Yes, yes we are still angry about it. The Feds wiped out a bunch of people because they were different and had guns. And the FBI was told to focus on Timothy McVeigh and drop the investigation into a man with a jihadi beard who was also reported near the bombing that day in Oklahoma City.

I still chose Clinton in '96. I have gotten what I deserved.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 13, 2015 04:10 PM (ry4ab)

404
http://goo.gl/h7QCWU

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2015 04:11 PM (iQIUe)

405 Ah Bandersnatch, put a lasso on it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2015 04:11 PM (EprWA)

406 I'm gonna pommel the next foal who makes a horse pun.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

So another joke might spur you into action?

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 13, 2015 04:11 PM (Spluw)

407 I'm gonna pommel the next foal who makes a horse pun.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 13, 2015 04:10 PM (JtwS4)

don't be mean to my little pony

Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 04:11 PM (FEAjO)

408
I'm gonna pommel the next foal who makes a horse pun.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
..........................
That scares me a bit.

Posted by: wth at July 13, 2015 04:11 PM (wAQA5)

409 Seriously as things start to get added to gay 'movement for equality' do they just add more letters or will there be splinter groups do ya' think?

I'm just horsin' around.

Posted by: Badda Bing at July 13, 2015 04:12 PM (BjKDP)

410 I'm glad the guy didn't have sex with poor mini horses, but this is what the FBI is working on? Probably al kinds of jihadi wanna bes running around and someone got assigned to Perverted Senior Citizens who want to play horsey for real?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2015 04:12 PM (OSs/l)

411 Please. Lets not beat a dead horse

Posted by: ThunderB at July 13, 2015 04:12 PM (zOTsN)

412 I'm gonna pommel the next foal who makes a horse pun.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

lighten up Francis ( the talking mule)

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 13, 2015 04:12 PM (Spluw)

413 387
finally!

Posted by: the Chicken at July 13, 2015 04:12 PM (fUjxW)

414 I'm gonna pommel the next foal who makes a horse pun.

Reign in your anger, they're just having a little fun.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 13, 2015 04:12 PM (bZQB+)

415 Ah Bandersnatch, put a lasso on it.

He's thrown the bit.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 04:12 PM (FEAjO)

416 410
I'm glad the guy didn't have sex with poor mini horses, but this is what
the FBI is working on? Probably al kinds of jihadi wanna bes running
around and someone got assigned to Perverted Senior Citizens who want to
play horsey for real?
-------------
Priorities, man, priorities.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 13, 2015 04:13 PM (ry4ab)

417 Read his sign.

Let me guess: he's not an English major?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 13, 2015 04:13 PM (eEb+d)

418 Those were cute little horses, well groomed.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2015 04:14 PM (iQIUe)

419 I'm gonna pommel the next foal who makes a horse pun.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Are you here to stirrup trouble?

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 13, 2015 04:14 PM (Spluw)

420
Has anyone seen my brother John Kerry?

Posted by: Mr. Ed at July 13, 2015 04:14 PM (P330y)

421 I'm just saying, some of you chaps are too big for your breeches.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 13, 2015 04:14 PM (JtwS4)

422 I'm gonna pommel the next foal who makes a horse pun.

I am tracking this threat.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2015 04:14 PM (659DL)

423 I'm gonna pommel the next foal who makes a horse pun.

I am tracking this threat.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2015 04:14 PM (659DL)

424
I'm glad the guy didn't have sex with poor mini horses, but this is what
the FBI is working on? Probably al kinds of jihadi wanna bes running
around and someone got assigned to Perverted Senior Citizens who want to
play horsey for real?>>>

Maybe the farm has goats too and the guy just got caught by accident.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 13, 2015 04:14 PM (81UWZ)

425 SMH, frolicsome, likes prancercizing, long trots in the park, sugar cubes and apples, seeks older gentleman for fun and games, experimentation, possible LTR. Must be financially independent and hung like a...well...you know.





(SMH = Single Mini Horse)

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 04:14 PM (NeFrd)

426 >> I'm gonna pommel the next foal who makes a horse pun.

Don't saddle us with this horseshit.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 13, 2015 04:14 PM (MMmR+)

427 387
A 69-year-old Pennsylvania man is accused of flying to Arizona to engage
in "sex acts" with two mini-horses after an online sting by undercover
detectives."





****





Okay, seriously, were the undercover detectives posing as mini-horses on a social media site?
------------
FBI agents pose as stalking horse to corral pervert.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 13, 2015 04:15 PM (ry4ab)

428 411
Please. Lets not beat a dead horse

Posted by: ThunderB at July 13, 2015 04:12 PM (zOTsN)

Had someone at a meeting once say. "It's like beating your head against a dead horse." Hilarity ensued.I still use it....to confused looks.


Posted by: Badda Bing at July 13, 2015 04:15 PM (BjKDP)

429 Ace, buddy, things are getting desparate. I need your help. Put down that stupid book and get your *ss over here!

Posted by: The Gosh Darned Batman at July 13, 2015 04:15 PM (xkSSa)

430 I'm gonna pommel the next foal who makes a horse pun.


So jockying for position is right out?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 04:15 PM (8oSoU)

431 I'm just saying, some of you chaps are too big for your breeches.

You checking my breeches again? I warned you about that.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 04:15 PM (FEAjO)

432 I have a nagging feeling I'm missing something.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 13, 2015 04:15 PM (kff5f)

433 I haven't been here in ages. I avoid it because I need to go out in garden. Today I'm lazy forgot why I avoid blog, once here I can't pull myself away.
You all crack me up!

Posted by: Carol at July 13, 2015 04:16 PM (sj3Ax)

434 All this talk of baby horses has me singing bye bye lil Sebastian.

Posted by: Lea at July 13, 2015 04:16 PM (XV8U1)

435 I'm just stalling until I can come up with a good pun.

Posted by: LincolnTf at July 13, 2015 04:16 PM (2cS/G)

436 Okay, seriously, were the undercover detectives posing as mini-horses on a social media site?
------------
FBI agents pose as stalking horse to corral pervert.


Posted by: exdem13 at July 13, 2015 04:15 PM (ry4ab)

I'm tired of being the ass end every time we go under cover!

Posted by: Horsey sex detective at July 13, 2015 04:16 PM (BjKDP)

437 433
You all crack me up!
-------
Yeah we are all just horsing around here today.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 13, 2015 04:17 PM (ry4ab)

438 Had someone at a meeting once say. "It's like beating your head against a dead horse." Hilarity ensued.I still use it....to confused looks.
Posted by: Badda Bing at July 13, 2015 04:15 PM (BjKDP)


-------------------------------------


I always tell everyone to keep their eyes on the grindstone.

Posted by: Soona at July 13, 2015 04:17 PM (P25Hh)

439 Please. Lets not beat a dead horse


You can't beat Dan Patch.
http://is.gd/H5BRVw

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at July 13, 2015 04:17 PM (ZKzrr)

440 A 69-year-old Pennsylvania man is accused of flying to Arizona to engage in "sex acts" with two mini-horses after an online sting by undercover detectives."

"He seemed so nice, like somebody's grandfather. As we were taxing in, I asked him why he was flying to Arizona.......never again..never again.........

Posted by: poor bastard in A-15 (aisle) at July 13, 2015 04:17 PM (Spluw)

441 Oh hey the rain stopped, time to go... See you all later.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 13, 2015 04:17 PM (ry4ab)

442 #ICan'tBreed



/The Mini Horse

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 04:18 PM (NeFrd)

443 A 69-year-old Pennsylvania man is accused of flying to Arizona to engage in "sex acts" with two mini-horses after an online sting by undercover
detectives."


"Hey Davey!"
"What Golioth?"
"We have a live one in Pennsylvania"

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 04:18 PM (8oSoU)

444 600 km ?


That's only like 14 1/2 miles.

Not much of a walk.

Posted by: Garrett at July 13, 2015 04:18 PM (66RAf)

445 Nood.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 13, 2015 04:18 PM (eEb+d)

446 Please, stop spurring this on!

Posted by: Agent J at July 13, 2015 04:19 PM (ueOgE)

447 50 cent being broke is really crying out for a Roger Miller parody here.

"Trailer for sale or rent, room to keep away from fitty cent...

Thats about the best I can do. Feel free to expand on that. After all the horse puns I'm out of the running. Not like I got ridden hard and put away wet but I did get a little lathered up.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at July 13, 2015 04:19 PM (WFl0X)

448 Interesting to note that the rifles he bought, the AR looks to be an actual M4 with the auto-sear hole in it.

Wonder what the source of that was in Mass...

Posted by: dave at July 13, 2015 04:19 PM (YlN85)

449 Thank God.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at July 13, 2015 04:19 PM (/Ho8c)

450 I always tell everyone to keep their eyes on the grindstone.

Posted by: Soona at July 13, 2015 04:17 PM (P25Hh)

Now here's a thread for this group. 'Mixed' whatever its called.

Posted by: Badda Bing at July 13, 2015 04:19 PM (BjKDP)

451 A 69-year-old Pennsylvania man is accused of flying to Arizona to engage in "sex acts" with two mini-horses after an online sting by undercover detectives."

We're fairly certain that this wasn't his first rodeo, IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Worst press conference EVAH at July 13, 2015 04:19 PM (Spluw)

452
I'm gonna pommel the next foal who makes a horse pun.
I shall calm you by whispering to you.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at July 13, 2015 04:19 PM (8marX)

453 I'm tired of being the ass end every time we go under cover!


Posted by: Horsey sex detective at July 13, 2015 04:16 PM (BjKDP)


******


Possible threadwinner, plus bonus award for best sock ever.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 04:20 PM (NeFrd)

454 I've travelled through a lot of PA and they have mini horses there (not that I've ever been- or wanted to be- intimately connected to them). Why did he have to go to AZ?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 13, 2015 04:20 PM (OSs/l)

455 They say mini-horse guy is from Pennsylvania but I'll bet he's from Philly.

Posted by: se pa moron at July 13, 2015 04:21 PM (1VvIe)

456 This was a Maricopa County sting after they saw the guy put an ad in the paper

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2015 04:22 PM (iQIUe)

457 Me and the pygmy pony over by the...

Wait, what?

Posted by: Appalled Zombie Frank Zappa at July 13, 2015 04:22 PM (DL2i+)

458 "They say mini-horse guy is from Pennsylvania but I'll bet he's from Philly."

Naw, gotta be originally from the Shetland Islands.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at July 13, 2015 04:22 PM (WFl0X)

459 Did we ever find out what party Dylann Roof or his parents belonged to? I mean yeah, he's obviously a white supremacist, but if his family were known Republicans I think that would've been splattered all over the news.

Posted by: stace at July 13, 2015 04:24 PM (CoX6k)

460 going to protest nuclear power in Japan by walking around Lake Ontario.

Really, wouldn't you want a little nuke in Lake Ontario. Think of the walleye, 8#s + precooked.

Posted by: DaveA at July 13, 2015 04:25 PM (DL2i+)

461 " but if his family were known Republicans I think that would've been splattered all over the news."

You answered your own question.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois. Proud owner of Luap Nor's Last Brain Cell at July 13, 2015 04:26 PM (WFl0X)

462 He's been growing that for three years, he'll have you know.



Silence...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 13, 2015 04:06 PM (eEb+d)

My bet, when he's in prison he'll grow a big one. Asshole I meant.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 13, 2015 04:28 PM (0FSuD)

463 It's amusing how you can almost tell the political ideology of terrorists just from their mugshots. "Right wing" (in the broad sense of the term) terrorists always have that pasty, dead-eyed look, like they were always the kids that got picked last for dodgeball. "Left wing" terrorists always have that brain-dead hippie look, like they ought to be strumming an acoustic guitar on the campus quad.

Posted by: Ex-liberal at July 13, 2015 04:38 PM (R1mDg)

464 "Bunch of sick assh*les. How in the world have we let these evil freaks seize so much power in this country?"

...because we don't kill them once they have been identified.

Politics is about two things, lies and the heaviest stick. This country was exceptional because we broke past most of that with our system of governance and economics. Then we allowed our children to spoil, and we gave politicians passes for things that should have seen them hung by the neck until dead.

We forgot the basics because it was convenient and easier on ourselves.

Posted by: Grad School Fool at July 13, 2015 04:50 PM (A9KzJ)

465 jihadis are right wing all their politicl ideas are right wing religious law (just not christian) anti abortion anti day etc.

Posted by: righter at July 13, 2015 06:06 PM (r6HrP)

466 So when these progtard head cases convert to Islam, they obviously sign on to the hatred of gays and the subjugation of women, correct? If you're willing to die and commit mass murder in the name of Islam, you must accept its more basic tenants.

When I read stories like the old guy trying to screw horses, I can't help but ask, isn't all love equal? I recall seeing that statement on bumper stickers and social media but there was never any qualification. The usual response I get is "that's NOT what it means!" but I point out that we live in a society where step ladders have five warning labels in three languages. It's not enough to mouth broad platitudes and expect others to understand your precise meaning.

Posted by: Commissar M at July 13, 2015 06:17 PM (KSF9t)

467 "Look at me, Dad!

Posted by: pj at July 13, 2015 06:41 PM (cHuNI)

468 Fukushiwa? FukushiWa?!? WTF is that?

Posted by: BamaBubba at July 13, 2015 06:59 PM (vKTRb)

469 The lure of all totalitarian systems is to strong for the weak leftist mind to resist.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 13, 2015 09:12 PM (rwI+c)

(Jump to top of page)






Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0554 seconds.
14 queries taking 0.0215 seconds, 477 records returned.
Page size 210 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.



MuNuvians
MeeNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!

Real Clear Politics
Gallup
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat