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- What Americans Lose When We Refuse Crap Jobs
- Free To Shut Up
- The Donald And Bernie Show
- Why White People Will Always Be Racists
- Have We Reached Peak ESPN?
- On The Martyrdom Of The Holy, Holy Base
- Five Myths Being Espoused About Donald Trump
- In Athens, Jubilation Gives Way To Dismay And Confusion
- Greeks Face Six Months Of Cash Controls
- As Crime Skyrockets, Baltimore Mayor Told NAACP Leader Not To Meet With Republicans
- Sixteen Attorneys General File Suit To Block EPA Water Rules
- AntiPsychotic Use Rising Among Teens And Young Adults
- President Photo Op To Visit Federal Prison As Part Of HBO Show
- Offended Flea Market Shopper Calls 911 Over Confederate Merchandise
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Soothsayer at July 13, 2015 08:16 AM (Eri3o)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2015 08:19 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 08:21 AM (GpgJl)
Don't expect that to change once whites become a minority.
And don't expect all of those programs that are specifically available to minority's to be available to whites, you'll be SOL.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 13, 2015 08:21 AM (CkW1y)
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 13, 2015 08:21 AM (JaVx+)
It is my most fervent desire (besides the one that involves Kate Upton) that I will, in due course, forget both of those names.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2015 08:22 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 08:23 AM (GpgJl)
If Lynyrd Skynyrd doesn't foreswear display of the CBF, they will be removed from the R&R HOF.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2015 08:24 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 08:24 AM (GpgJl)
Good idea.
Posted by: jwest at July 13, 2015 08:24 AM (P/xrJ)
Luxury, Vic. You haven't truly lived until you man the mess hall scullery.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2015 08:24 AM (659DL)
Posted by: MTF at July 13, 2015 08:25 AM (DkJ4E)
You have to read the story to see the depths of CBF Derangement Syndrome.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 08:25 AM (8oSoU)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 08:25 AM (GpgJl)
Miss Oklahoma Wins Miss USA 2015
Fourth runner-up, Miss Maryland
Third runner-up, Miss Nevada
Second runner-up, Miss Rhode Island
First runner-up, Miss Texas
They all look like they are weight training. Abs, abs, abs. And leg muscles.
http://dailycaller.com/2015/07/12/miss-oklahoma-wins-miss-usa-2015-photos/
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 13, 2015 08:26 AM (qCMvj)
Numerous people predicted this. Haley screwed up and gave an inch so now they want a mile
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 08:27 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Chilling the most at July 13, 2015 08:27 AM (zW5rQ)
No venue will ever hosti.g Kid Rock or Skynrd, is now the goal of the Left.
Economic SANCTIONS, is what this is. They are to be punished for not conforming.
This is an act of war,
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 13, 2015 08:27 AM (Eri3o)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 13, 2015 08:27 AM (2cS/G)
I know. It was a silly thought.
Posted by: Hank at July 13, 2015 08:28 AM (hA1uV)
No...really.
Between firing the Police Commissioner, and marching relentlessly towards removing all traces of the Cities Confederate past, we are rolling in the peaceful tranquility of racial harmony, like never before.
Plus, shootings and murders are beginning to plummet.
Actually, on any given year, 83% of all shootings are non-fatal, even in Chicago.
Lately, the lethality here has really been spiking upwards.
This weekend was 40% fatal.
Shooting of four last week was 75% fatal.
Either these rat bastards are getting in some range time, or serious shooters are moving into the turf.
Posted by: VIA, Practicing Person of Pallor at July 13, 2015 08:28 AM (VPLuQ)
The company, majority owned by Walt Disney Co., has lost 3.2 million
subscribers in a little over a year, according to Nielsen data, as
people have cut the cord by dropping their cable-TV subscriptions or
downgraded to cheaper, slimmed-down TV packages devoid of expensive
sports channels like ESPN.
Count me in that group.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 08:28 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 13, 2015 08:21 AM (JaVx+)
lol, I went to their homepage, and the whole darn thing is a vomit splash of anti-Trump.
I left, not reading it.
This is what the GOP does best, firing squads at their own (albeit, most say Trump is a Democrat), but his message right now is very American, and very conservative leaning.
Do you think the GOP would embrace the message and get behind the parts they agree with (and supposedly support)?
Not on your life.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 13, 2015 08:28 AM (qCMvj)
Im tellng you right now: the Redskins will not be the Redskins when the new season begins.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 13, 2015 08:29 AM (Eri3o)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 08:29 AM (GpgJl)
Good idea.
Posted by: jwest at July 13, 2015 08:24 AM (P/xrJ)
Barky is already doing this except he is taking choom and blow instead of pesos.
Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 13, 2015 08:30 AM (YCG8H)
Posted by: Bigby's Phalangerie at July 13, 2015 08:30 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 13, 2015 08:30 AM (ucDmr)
It's the walking back out that is wrong.
Posted by: mindful webworker - a cage is too good for him at July 13, 2015 08:30 AM (+Aegz)
I am waiting for them to lose their tax exempt status for partisan activity.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 08:31 AM (GpgJl)
Should have been arrested for being too stupid to breath.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 08:32 AM (GpgJl)
and Fuck You to Arthur Ashe too
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 13, 2015 08:32 AM (Eri3o)
Mozilla goes full PC -- everyone leaves Firefox.
ESPN becomes whatever the hell it is they are supposed to be now and subscriptions plummet.
Nothing to see here. Move along.
If Netflix or Amazon were smart, they'd bid BIG on NFL next time and just run a choice radio feeds for commentary over the video.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2015 08:32 AM (659DL)
BEIN Sports, spun off from Al Jazeera Media, is gaining speed.
The company is a Private LLC as established by the Emir of Qatar in 2013.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 13, 2015 08:33 AM (qCMvj)
All for minimum wage.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2015 08:33 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 13, 2015 08:33 AM (YFw5T)
What fresh hell awaits us this day?
And by "fresh hell," I mean more socialism forced upon us against our will.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 13, 2015 08:34 AM (eEb+d)
Should have been arrested for being too stupid to breath.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 08:32 AM (GpgJl)
He'll probably act out violently in the future, given his rabid sensitivity and irrational acts.
He should be in a rubber room.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 13, 2015 08:34 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 13, 2015 08:35 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Fritz at July 13, 2015 08:35 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2015 08:24 AM (659DL)
The doughnut machine was just as big as the scullery and was coated in baked on grease.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 08:35 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 08:27 AM (GpgJl)
Give them the mile, they'll set their sights on the whole state. Give them the state, they want the whole country. Give them the country, they want the world.
They are megalomaniacs, pure and simple. There is never enough to satiate their desire for power and control.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 13, 2015 08:36 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: easily offended flea market shopper at July 13, 2015 08:36 AM (+Aegz)
I am not a Trump believer, but the "Ruling Class" is doing everthing to scuttle Cruz, Paul, Jendal and Walker...but they didn't notice Trump sneaking in the back door. If it comes down, and it proably will, to Jeb, Hillary and Trump as an Independent. I voting Trump!
Posted by: Paladin at July 13, 2015 08:36 AM (mCOPv)
"An alarming proportion of the Greek public is showing deeply irrational behavior, and over the past few weeks we are seeing striking contradictions between what people say they want and how they vote or who they support," he said. "How can we decipher their preferences when they have no rational basis?"
lol, sounds familiar
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 13, 2015 08:36 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 13, 2015 08:37 AM (2cS/G)
Over at the National Review, Kevin D. Williamson -- rockin' dat Andrew Sullivan "beard and bald" look, thinks you suck:
WHINOS: On the Martyrdom of the Holy, Holy Base
You know the RINO, Republican In Name Only, but you may be less familiar with the WHINO. The WHINO is a captive of the populist Right;s master narrative, which is the tragic tale of the holy, holy base, the victory of which would be entirely assured if not for the machinations of the perfidious Establishment.
http://tinyurl.com/qcn8dwf
And so on. Don't be surprised if this gets throw at us later today.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 13, 2015 08:37 AM (kdS6q)
"
Probably related to the Ocala neighbors that I linked to with the Flag Rally.
The diverse and tolerant citizens who caused this...
"Ocala Police Department Sgt. Erica Hay said the ride was rerouted away from the Northwoods neighborhood after some residents threatened to shoot into the procession."
Posted by: VIA, Practicing Person of Pallor at July 13, 2015 08:37 AM (VPLuQ)
Suppose the gubmint (we the taxpayers) gave reparations to the blacks
for the purpose of relieving the white protestant guilt. Would that be
the end of the institutional racism in this country? Would that make
everybody happy? Would blacks stop shooting each other then?
I know. It was a silly thought.
Posted by: Hank at July 13, 2015 08:28 AM (hA1uV)
Since we have already been paying reparations since 1965 I doubt it.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 08:37 AM (GpgJl)
Greetings gentlefappers.
What fresh hell awaits us this day?
And by "fresh hell," I mean more socialism forced upon us against our will.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 13, 2015 08:34 AM (eEb+d)
Meet the new hell, same as the old hell.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 13, 2015 08:37 AM (J+mig)
The police chief is an idiot too.....
"It's not criminally illegal, but obviously it offended this person. It causes some people a sense of being uncomfortable. Certainly the owner could preclude this merchandise."
Huh?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2015 08:38 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 13, 2015 08:38 AM (eEb+d)
Of course the GOP establishment has the long knives out for Trump.
Their COC masters demand it and also Trump is showing a way to eat into the Dems electoral lock on the black vote which if were successful could turn the GOP into a majoritarian party which the GOP certainly does not want to be.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 13, 2015 08:38 AM (CkW1y)
I'm still waiting for my checks from Egypt, Spain and Germany.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2015 08:39 AM (Zu3d9)
Timeline- Accident in February. "Life change" in April. Now, he's a national hero. Now, it's as if that accident never even happened.
Grr.
Posted by: TickledPink at July 13, 2015 08:39 AM (RLFFI)
His contractor had paid for water permits two years ago as part of a construction bid at his ranch and was granted those rights.
The trucks going back and forth were legally permitted by the same dipshits that then launched a private investigator(irony) to catch the trucks going back and forth to Selleck's avocado ranch. The same dipshits that paid this private investigator $20,000 plus to determine that 1. the trucks were full of water 2. they were going to Selleck's ranch.
Yet the TMZ media keep posting the story he was stealing water.....
Posted by: Jen the original at July 13, 2015 08:39 AM (WV80V)
Posted by: Hank at July 13, 2015 08:40 AM (hA1uV)
AKA: President Meets with Family Members*
*they are all of his "sons" and "daughters" after all
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 13, 2015 08:41 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: ESPN Marketing Genius at July 13, 2015 08:41 AM (YFw5T)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2015 08:41 AM (iQIUe)
I am not a Trump believer, but the "Ruling
Class" is doing everthing to scuttle Cruz, Paul, Jendal and Walker...but
they didn't notice Trump sneaking in the back door. If it comes down,
and it proably will, to Jeb, Hillary and Trump as an Independent. I
voting Trump!
Posted by: Paladin at July 13, 2015 08:36 AM (mCOPv)
Same here. And if that happens, we need to create a party for Independents. Let's call it the Independence party.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 13, 2015 08:42 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2015 08:42 AM (wq4B0)
Like when they voted they way their Prime Minister asked them to vote.
Monetary union without political union...the Edsel, New Coke, and F-35 rolled into one of public policy.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2015 08:42 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Hank at July 13, 2015 08:43 AM (hA1uV)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2015 08:43 AM (659DL)
Meanwhile, leaking like a sieve:
The Army National Guard is alerting its current and former members that a data breach may have exposed their private information.
Officials on Friday said the incident is unrelated to the massive hack of the Office of Personnel Management (OPM) that impacted more than 22 million peoples sensitive details.
All current and former Army National Guard members since 2004 could be affected by this breach because files containing personal information was inadvertently transferred to a non-DoD-accredited data center by a contract employee, said Maj. Earl Brown, a spokesman for the National Guard Bureau.
The Hill
On the upside, more free credit reports!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 13, 2015 08:43 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: easily offended flea market shopper at July 13, 2015 08:43 AM (+Aegz)
Boston?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2015 08:45 AM (659DL)
You youngsters don't know what crap jobs are really like. Try bucking
hay in Los Banos for a nickel a bale and it's 100 effing degrees.
Posted by: Hank at July 13, 2015 08:40 AM (hA1uV)
Try putting in a well by hand in the middle of summer. Or carrying 70 pound shingle squares to a roof in the middle of summer. Try putting up antennas on the roof in the summer when it is so hot your tennis shoes stick to the roof.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 08:45 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 13, 2015 08:45 AM (wGrt8)
And so on. Don't be surprised if this gets throw at us later today.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 13, 2015 08:37 AM (kdS6q)
has he lost his mind?
this couldn't be farther from the truth
Williamson is fuming, letting his anger show, but he's targeting the wrong folks.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 13, 2015 08:45 AM (qCMvj)
The Army National Guard is alerting its current and former members that a data breach may have exposed their private information.
Officials on Friday said the incident is unrelated to the massive hack of the Office of Personnel Management (OPM) that impacted more than 22 million peoples sensitive details.
All current and former Army National Guard members since 2004 could be affected by this breach because files containing personal information was inadvertently transferred to a non-DoD-accredited data center by a contract employee, said Maj. Earl Brown, a spokesman for the National Guard Bureau.
The Hill
On the upside, more free credit reports!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 13, 2015 08:43 AM (kdS6q)
The Navy Times is reporting that ALL services members that have filled out a Security Application since 2000! have had their information violated. Oh joy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2015 08:46 AM (wq4B0)
What we need is some type of geographic marker to delineate the point where the nation transitions from the tolerant north, to the racist south.
A line...a border if you wish.
Posted by: VIA, Practicing Person of Pallor at July 13, 2015 08:46 AM (VPLuQ)
In one pic of the story, there was the picture of the Clinton-Gore Battle Flag pin. Don't know if that was a stock photo, or a pic of actual merchandise.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 08:46 AM (8oSoU)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 13, 2015 08:46 AM (eEb+d)
A line...a border if you wish.
Mason! Dixon! Get on that, now!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 08:47 AM (8oSoU)
Bruce can sing show tunes and call himself Liza Minnelli for all I care. He still has a meat and two veg hanging in there and is a crazy mixed-up Dude.
Posted by: Fritz at July 13, 2015 08:47 AM (UzPAd)
Ooooh! Old skool summers!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 08:49 AM (8oSoU)
Posted by: easily offended flea market shopper at July 13, 2015 08:49 AM (+Aegz)
He's just being a good little Republican, flailing at those dumb conservatives who won't just vote like they're told.
This is great. It means conservatives may soon split from the Chamber of Commerce and their RNC.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk, WHINO at July 13, 2015 08:50 AM (wGrt8)
Boston?
Anywhere north of Missouri.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 08:51 AM (8oSoU)
A line...a border if you wish.
Mason! Dixon! Get on that, now!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 08:47 AM (8oSoU)
I crossed the Mason Dixon Line yesterday. Went south to fill my care with a few bales of cotton
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2015 08:52 AM (wq4B0)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 13, 2015 08:52 AM (YFw5T)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 13, 2015 08:52 AM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 08:45 AM (GpgJl)
Fvcking country club snob.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2015 08:52 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 13, 2015 08:53 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 13, 2015 08:53 AM (kff5f)
I was just witness to a crime.
People marching under that hate filled flag, yelling obscenities, and spitting at people who are different then them. Demanding that people who are not like them be deprived of their liberties, and civil rights.
Filled me with dread and fear.
Now that the symbol has been taken over by the party of hate, can we ban it?
Posted by: VIA, watching the Gay Pride parade at July 13, 2015 08:54 AM (VPLuQ)
Disagree with someone? Don't change their hearts or minds, destroy them. Squash them like bugs. Yeah, wonderful country we have now.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 13, 2015 08:54 AM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: easily offended flea market shopper at July 13, 2015 08:55 AM (+Aegz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2015 08:52 AM (
And I'm sure you pass the savings along to your patients
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 13, 2015 08:55 AM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2015 08:52 AM (
And I'm sure you pass the savings along to your patients
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 13, 2015 08:55 AM (n6Nt0)
Trump is talking about Jobs and Illegal Aliens. (That is what I'm hearing through the clutter, at least).
Kevin Williamson is Whino'ing "religious fanatics!"
I used to love his work. He's lost his mind.
Talk about a Whino.
Time to exercise, like J.J.
And get moving on the new Beautiful day.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 13, 2015 08:55 AM (qCMvj)
"What you reap, you will sow."
I read that in some book somewhere once.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 13, 2015 08:56 AM (eEb+d)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 08:56 AM (8oSoU)
"What you reap, you will sow."
I read that in some book somewhere once.
When that pendulum swings back, and it always does, .......
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 08:58 AM (8oSoU)
Plus, can name it Bannedtiques.
Posted by: Bigby's Phalangerie at July 13, 2015 08:58 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Hank at July 13, 2015 08:58 AM (hA1uV)
I am not a Trump believer, but the "Ruling
Class" is doing everthing to scuttle Cruz, Paul, Jendal and Walker...but
they didn't notice Trump sneaking in the back door. If it comes down,
and it proably will, to Jeb, Hillary and Trump as an Independent. I
voting Trump!
Posted by: Paladin at July 13, 2015 08:36 AM (mCOPv)
Same here. And if that happens, we need to create a party for Independents. Let's call it the Independence party.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 13, 2015 08:42 AM (J+mig)
I am voting for J. J. Sefton of NYC. He's old enough, he's a legally born citizen, he has the chops down. What's not too like? JJ for President.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 13, 2015 08:58 AM (n6Nt0)
Posted by: easily offended flea market shopper at July 13, 2015 08:59 AM (+Aegz)
hay in Los Banos for a nickel a bale and it's 100 effing degrees.
Posted by: Hank at July 13, 2015 08:40 AM (hA1uV)
Try
putting in a well by hand in the middle of summer. Or carrying 70 pound
shingle squares to a roof in the middle of summer. Try putting up
antennas on the roof in the summer when it is so hot your tennis shoes
stick to the roof.
How about Shooting onion seeds in Peoria AZ in Aug?
Posted by: Paladin at July 13, 2015 08:59 AM (mCOPv)
So.... being concerned about shitty budgets, increasing levels of debt and giving Iran the green light are examples of religious fanaticism? Who knew?
But, again, as with the left, it's easier to vilify people who dare disagree with them than admit that there are no people in Washington with a mindset more realistic than the braintrust in Greece.
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 13, 2015 08:59 AM (Spluw)
When that pendulum swings back, and it always does, .......
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 08:58 AM (8oSoU)
Patience is a virtue, but I want that damn pendulum to swing back now and hard.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 13, 2015 08:59 AM (n6Nt0)
A reminder of that hate filled time in this nations history.
It only seems right that as we march forward into a history which is free from symbols of racism and slavery, that we replace our nations currency with a less racially insensitive fiber.
And it's time to ban cotton women under garments as well.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 13, 2015 09:00 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: The barrel at July 13, 2015 09:00 AM (Spluw)
I was just witness to a crime.
People marching under that hate filled flag, yelling obscenities, and spitting at people who are different then them. Demanding that people who are not like them be deprived of their liberties, and civil rights.
Filled me with dread and fear.
Now that the symbol has been taken over by the party of hate, can we ban it?
Are you referring to the Rainbow flag-or the ISIS flag?
Posted by: Chilling the most at July 13, 2015 09:00 AM (zW5rQ)
Posted by: The Barrel at July 13, 2015 09:01 AM (+Aegz)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 13, 2015 09:01 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 13, 2015 09:01 AM (eEb+d)
NRO is just having a tantrum because the establishment is encountering a problem. The establishment likes to piss and moan, even more than the base does.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 13, 2015 09:01 AM (wGrt8)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at July 13, 2015 09:02 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 13, 2015 09:02 AM (eEb+d)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 13, 2015 09:02 AM (VPLuQ)
Try doing it on your family farm for room and board before you go to your job.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2015 09:03 AM (OGm46)
The only bad thing is, that card is in the barrel. I'm not going in that thing to get it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 13, 2015 09:03 AM (eEb+d)
And Al Qaeda is on the run, replaced by a junior varsity team.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 13, 2015 09:04 AM (wGrt8)
This is encouraging to me. The utter destruction of the Republican party, which I believe is essential if our country can ever again become a republic, might actually be achievable.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 13, 2015 09:04 AM (YFw5T)
Hahhaha. Just kidding.
Posted by: The Barrel at July 13, 2015 09:04 AM (+Aegz)
They don't hand out those peace prizes for no reason.
Oh, wait.
Posted by: Hank at July 13, 2015 09:04 AM (hA1uV)
Posted by: Paladin at July 13, 2015 09:05 AM (mCOPv)
Posted by: mindful webworker - and "hash" browns - is that racist? at July 13, 2015 09:06 AM (+Aegz)
Used to be an old phrase wandering around the inter tubes.
"Just envision whirled peas"
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 13, 2015 09:06 AM (VPLuQ)
Well, just to throw gas on the fire, because it is the correct economic decision.
It is a cheap screening plan. The facts simply prove this, regardless of how many times we must tell ourselves it's wrong to judge.
When over half the all Blacks are born out of wedlock and have half the education level of whites, racism is not illogical. In fact not to be racist is.
How do we stop this? Well, we, White people, can not. Only Blacks can stop it by changing their behaviors.
This is not a White problem, this is a Black problem. They must solve it.
Facts don't lie. Even if the National Revue can not accept publishing them, they still exist.
Wish I was wrong, so don't be upset at the messenger. Be upset at the apologist that will not face the facts.
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 13, 2015 09:07 AM (0FSuD)
F*ck you, too, Williamson.
I have not read such willfully ignorant, blatantly biased claptrap in... well, days, anyway.
I have not heard a single Republican or Conservative say* "Yeah! Donald Trump is my MAN! Trump '16!!" What I have heard is a lot of "Well, if no one else is going to say it, then I'm going to support the one who is saying it- even if that happens to be Donald Trump."
Williamson can throw around all the ad hominem he wants. Yeah, Trump was a Clinton donor. Don't we all wish Clinton, and not Obama, had been the nominee in 2008? Yeah, he's a clown and carnival barker. So?
Does that change for one instant the fact that illegal aliens are a domestic threat? Does it mitigate, in any way, the fact that even the "law abiding illegal aliens" commit multiple felonies every single day just to survive day-to-day in the country, which means that even the best of them don't care too much about the law? Does it change the fact that McConnell, Boehner, and the rest of the Establishment have repeatedly shilled for amnesty and attempted to lie about it?
I do not think Donald Trump would make a good president. I do think he'd make a much better one that Jeb Bush. It is not the base who has shat upon the establishment, Williamson. It is not the base who has lied - promising things one after another to get elected, only to reneg immediately upon being sworn in. It is not the base who finds process more important than results.
And if you think brow-beating us is the way to get us to fall in line for Jeb... just keep trying. See what happens.
*-Yes, I often point out that Trump is just about my perfect Burn it Down candidate. Let's not pretend that I'm talking about saving the Republic or the Republican Party when I'm doing so.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 13, 2015 09:07 AM (kff5f)
This is as good a time as any. Trump will probably fizzle by September, but if the GOP is heavy handed enough in fighting him and insults the base enough doing so, it may cause a split.
Oops, I mentioned the base. How WHINO of me. Must only in RNC approved patterns.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 13, 2015 09:07 AM (wGrt8)
Retail will crush your SOUL.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at July 13, 2015 09:08 AM (yxw0r)
Posted by: steevy at July 13, 2015 09:08 AM (sPO3u)
education level of whites, racism is not illogical. In fact not to be
racist is.
Posted by: Nip Sip at July 13, 2015 09:07 AM (0FSuD)
Try 75%
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 09:09 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: steevy at July 13, 2015 09:09 AM (sPO3u)
And they are the only ones who can talk about it as well.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 13, 2015 09:09 AM (J3phO)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at July 13, 2015 09:08 AM (yxw0r)
I did that too after I got out of HS.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 09:09 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2015 09:11 AM (Zu3d9)
tables, etc. all had to be up to Health Dept. standards every night,
that's a lot of scrubbing.
I was a fry cook (before SpongeBob made it cool) and everyone in the kitchen had to help with the washing and scrubbing at the end of the day. The grill alone would take about half an hour, and the grease trap...gah.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at July 13, 2015 09:11 AM (rHXGG)
Darker skin conservatives usually incur the worst wrath of the left. Don't believe me, just ask Thomas Clarence.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 13, 2015 09:11 AM (J3phO)
Darker skin conservatives usually incur the worst wrath of the left. Don't believe me, just ask Thomas Clarence.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 13, 2015 09:11 AM (J3phO)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 09:12 AM (8oSoU)
Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at July 13, 2015 09:12 AM (RD7QR)
The fact that a liberal donor to Hillarity is outperforming the entire pack of rethuglickkkkans is a searing indictment of the party. He's a self aggrandizing, bloviating person who may very well be running a spoiler effort for Hillarity's benefit. Or just because he can. Leftists aren't likely to vote for him, and he's likely to draw almost exclusivley from the stupid party. He's probably the perot of 2016, though I don't believe that Perot was trying to help Clinton; I still think that he was trying a third path. There's a reason why nader is hated by the left/dems; he has the same effect on the other side. There's a reason why Jackson and sharpton did fake runs; to extort money and influence.
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 13, 2015 09:13 AM (Spluw)
You give him root access and snivel about him being some sort of buffoonish tycoon in sheep's clothing. Masterful.
Posted by: Fritz at July 13, 2015 09:13 AM (UzPAd)
I have no idea if it's something recent, but he's been conservativeish/libertarianish for quite a long time.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 13, 2015 09:13 AM (kff5f)
****
Try getting called out of bed at 2:00 a.m. on a freezing school night to go hand fill (nasty black fuel oil) burning smudge pots every 10 feet in a fruit orchard to keep the blossoms from freezing, going home at 6:00 and trying to scrub the grime off before school.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 09:13 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 13, 2015 09:13 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 13, 2015 09:14 AM (QiBX8)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 13, 2015 09:15 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 13, 2015 09:16 AM (Eri3o)
I had a job cleaning a McDonald's. I along with one other guy (drug addict, ex-con but that's a whole different story) spent from 11 pm till 6 am cleaning everything, fry machines, prep tables, grills and the grease traps. The horror, the horror. Couldn't eat at McD's for years after that.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2015 09:17 AM (OGm46)
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 13, 2015 09:16 AM (Eri3o)
I thought that was the definition of Summer - Hot & Sticky by 6:30 AM
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 13, 2015 09:17 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 09:17 AM (FEAjO)
Posted by: King Barry 0bama the Insensate at July 13, 2015 09:18 AM (08Did)
about people getting all pissed off about the flour de lys-
as they were about the CBF.
But, according to an article in last night's ONT-
I was just ahead of the curve.
Now, I'm apparently thinking just like a super-PC SJW, baby!
*shoots self in head*
Posted by: naturalfake at July 13, 2015 09:19 AM (KUa85)
F*ck you, too, Williamson.
Posted by: AllenG
Pithy.
Meanwhile at National Review, this is how they're speaking truth to power:
In but a few hours we wrap up the Keep Jonah in Pants fund, the Trump-inspired Pants-athon whose proceeds will helps NR kick liberals in the pants and expose leftists whose pants are on fire.
http://tinyurl.com/ozfmlk9
Some impressive Choate boy's shower room towel-snapping from our betters.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 13, 2015 09:20 AM (kdS6q)
****
I'll bet you didn't last a single doodah day on that job.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 09:21 AM (NeFrd)
Cleaned tables and dishes at Mazzio's Pizza in Cleburne, TX when I was in HS. The dishes weren't so bad, most of the time. The tables could get absolutely nasty, though.
I remember once, a family sat at the same table for something like 2 hours. Every single one of them was obviously morbidly obese- and they ate like it. By the time they left, there was pizza crusted to just about every surface of their table and booth, crusts had been shoved into cups so they were all bloated and gross, and there were large smears of ranch dressing crisscrossing the table.
Cleaning that table was the 2nd most disgusting thing to happen to me while I worked there.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 13, 2015 09:21 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 09:17 AM (FEAjO)
Do you mean the North American or European one?
Posted by: King Arthur at July 13, 2015 09:21 AM (08Did)
Posted by: Bigby's Phalangerie at July 13, 2015 09:21 AM (3ZtZW)
Absolutely NOT. That is disgusting! How could you even say something like that, you barbaric piece of trash!
You can adopt one, though.
Posted by: TickledPink at July 13, 2015 09:22 AM (RLFFI)
Basically he performs with a giant CFB flag behind him in stage. In addition to that he is from a Detroit suburb so he should be more racially sensitive to the citizens of Detroit. To be fair,however, I think the Detroit citizens who started this attack on him are just trying to take the heat off themselves. The City Council and their spokesperson -Sam Riddle- are all in danger of indictment for misusing city funds. Detroit government is a cesspool at least as criminal as Baltimore. Of all the musicians who have started in this area, Kid Rock has helped Detroit the most.!! People like Diana Ross and Stevie Wonder don't even admit being from here.
Posted by: Chilling the most at July 13, 2015 09:22 AM (zW5rQ)
Peaceful muzzies chasing the police through the streets of London.
http://tinyurl.com/pcdvu7b
Cameron needs to give another speech telling the British how all of these muzzies are not representative of islam.
That almost always works.
Posted by: Semper In Stercus at July 13, 2015 09:23 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 09:23 AM (NeFrd)
Question for the horde. Can I still buy a Coon hound?
Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 09:17 AM (FEAjO)
Like any dog you have to find a good breeder and not one in a store.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 09:24 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: An Observation at July 13, 2015 09:24 AM (kwJIZ)
Next summer I'm hibernating in a lagering cellar.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at July 13, 2015 09:24 AM (rHXGG)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 13, 2015 09:24 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: steevy at July 13, 2015 09:24 AM (sPO3u)
Third Party NOW,
Conservative-Libertarian Party. The CLP.
Platform:
Flat Tax
Legal weed (because we need the young vote, and who gives a shit anyway)
No obamacare.
Secure borders.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 13, 2015 09:24 AM (Eri3o)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 09:24 AM (FEAjO)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 09:24 AM (FEAjO)
No.
Thank you, though.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 13, 2015 09:25 AM (kff5f)
Yeah, this.
Here's a clue, Kev: we expect Hillary and Obama to pull this shit. The party of Reagan? No.
Posted by: fluffy at July 13, 2015 09:25 AM (2iV3X)
Fairey, who became well-known for creating the Obama "Hope" poster, was detained by Customs agents at Los Angeles International Airport on Monday while traveling from Europe. He was arrested for allegedly vandalizing 14 buildings in Detroit.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 13, 2015 09:25 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: no good deed at July 13, 2015 09:26 AM (GgxVX)
I would move into a refrigerator if I could.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 13, 2015 09:26 AM (Eri3o)
There is a reason dystopia movies have bland scenery.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 13, 2015 09:26 AM (Xa4vS)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 09:26 AM (8oSoU)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 09:24 AM (FEAjO) "
Try performing tonsillectomies, and amputating feet for Medicare rates.
Posted by: Doctors agains Obamacare at July 13, 2015 09:27 AM (VPLuQ)
Our CLP platform will also support and defend the Bill Of farking Rights.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 13, 2015 09:27 AM (Eri3o)
Posted by: fluffy at July 13, 2015 09:25 AM (2iV3X)
Sigh.....
You are assuming that Trump is a Republican.
He is correct about illegals, but about little else.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2015 09:28 AM (Zu3d9)
And that sour little man David Letterman un-retired this weekend to also slam Trump:
http://tinyurl.com/o9un8s7
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 13, 2015 09:28 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 13, 2015 09:26 AM (Eri3o)
*****
According to the ONT you could move into a refrigerator box for ~$40k.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 09:28 AM (NeFrd)
Scrape the pad 200 dairy cows stood on waiting to be milked for room and board. (Spent my 16th summer on my 2nd cousin's dairy farm)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 09:28 AM (8oSoU)
Had a male calf with an attitude. Kicked me in the leg. I broke the shovel across it's forehead dropping it to his knees. Never came near me after that "lesson".
Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 09:29 AM (FEAjO)
"Controversy surrounds firing of Marines' female recruit battalion CO"
My read: Lt. Col. Kate Germano is an excellent Marine officer who was sandbagged by insubordinate PC types. An age-old story that doesn't reflect well on the current state of our defense readiness.
LINK: http://preview.tinyurl.com/ov6w9ha
Posted by: mrp at July 13, 2015 09:29 AM (JBggj)
I had a similar experience while working as a waitress at a seafood buffet.
Posted by: no good deed at July 13, 2015 09:29 AM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 09:13 AM (
TANG
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 13, 2015 09:30 AM (J3phO)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 09:13 AM (
TANG
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 13, 2015 09:30 AM (J3phO)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at July 13, 2015 09:30 AM (RWGcK)
He’s touched one particular issue that is central to one small sliver of the GOP base
Show us some polls of Americans, Republicans, Republican Volunteers, small donors ie. THE BASE:
Illegal Aliens are -
A: Felons who should be deported.
B: People who love their family doing jobs Americans won't do, etc...
Stray GOPe voltage is NOT helping.
Posted by: DaveA at July 13, 2015 09:30 AM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 13, 2015 09:30 AM (Eri3o)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at July 13, 2015 09:24 AM
I like the way you think, Radish!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 13, 2015 09:30 AM (QiBX8)
I didn't realize "we" horde members were all white. Learn something new everyday.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at July 13, 2015 09:30 AM (RWGcK)
I don't think we are. I know of at least 2 blacks.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 09:31 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Pyrocles at July 13, 2015 09:31 AM (fVOPU)
I was stuck behind a Thomas' English Muffin van this morning. Can you believe they still deliver their stupid "muffins" this way?
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 13, 2015 09:32 AM (Eri3o)
Actually, most of us are just plain old Americans, with a stray Aussie thrown in for the cool accent.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2015 09:32 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 13, 2015 09:32 AM (7RXcs)
Posted by: Lagering cellar foreman next September at July 13, 2015 09:33 AM (NeFrd)
I'm actually various shades of beige, trending darker in the summer.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2015 09:33 AM (OGm46)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at July 13, 2015 09:35 AM (rHXGG)
Posted by: Pyrocles at July 13, 2015 09:31 AM (fVOPU)
Stand aside while the Russians reabsorbed the Warsaw Pact -- they deserve a buffer zone and we were mean to them and shit.
Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at July 13, 2015 09:35 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Nathan Bedford Forrest's Rotten Corpse at July 13, 2015 09:35 AM (YFw5T)
Again, I think Ace is right about the civil war in the Republican Party. I just think the Republican comfort class would rather hang out with the Dem comfort class than with conservatives, and what we see at NR with this and their cave on SSM are the first public signals of that.
Posted by: Agent J at July 13, 2015 09:35 AM (ueOgE)
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 13, 2015 09:36 AM (4SgJh)
earnings they helped produce," Clinton plans to say, according to an
excerpt of the speech provided by her campaign
One for all and all for one....we need to share the wealth. Community food banks, everyone should have equal wealth...
Posted by: Colin at July 13, 2015 09:36 AM (WQLtV)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 13, 2015 09:36 AM (NtqcO)
Posted by: DaveA at July 13, 2015 09:36 AM (DL2i+)
For a while Thomas' ran an aggressive "nooks and crannies" ad campaign, but I havent seen them advertise in many years.
Alcoa is another weird one. Every once in a great while theyll engage in a tv ad campaign to let everyone know theyre in the aluminum business.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 13, 2015 09:36 AM (Eri3o)
Crap job:
Ten cents a dance
that's what they pay me,
gosh, how they weigh me down.
Ten cents a dance
pansies and rough guys
tough guys who tear my gown.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 13, 2015 09:36 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 13, 2015 09:38 AM (YFw5T)
Posted by: DaveA at July 13, 2015 09:36 AM
Well let him outside. My 3 don't crap in the house.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 13, 2015 09:38 AM (J3phO)
Posted by: Lex at July 13, 2015 09:39 AM (FBjP7)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 13, 2015 09:39 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2015 09:39 AM (IdI8Q)
It's too bad we can't use that tactic against the leftards.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 13, 2015 09:39 AM (eEb+d)
Posted by: Lex at July 13, 2015 09:39 AM (FBjP7)
Because we are the most advanced.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 13, 2015 09:39 AM (J3phO)
The entire contents of
Five Myths Being Espoused About Donald Trump
posted above, consists of the same three step process five times.
Step 1) - State Trump myth
Step 2) - Say "Nuh uh!" (figuratively, but without the cleverness of a 3 yr old)
Step 3) - Strut around having "nuh uh"ed Trump myth
These people are clowns.
Posted by: naturalfake at July 13, 2015 09:39 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: Sambo at July 13, 2015 09:40 AM (43pAZ)
Wish me luck.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2015 09:39 AM (IdI8Q)
Good luck Anna!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 13, 2015 09:40 AM (J3phO)
Wish me luck.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2015 09:39 AM (IdI8Q)
Good luck Anna!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 13, 2015 09:40 AM (J3phO)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 13, 2015 09:41 AM (YFw5T)
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 13, 2015 09:41 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 13, 2015 09:30 AM (J3phO)
****
TANG YA. TANG YA VERRA MUCH!
Posted by: Elvis Sharpton at July 13, 2015 09:41 AM (NeFrd)
Shut up, everybody! Think of poor Ace who has to roll out of bed, walk over to his card table with his laptop and 56 modem and deal with morons.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2015 09:41 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 13, 2015 09:41 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 13, 2015 09:24 AM (Eri3o)
I don't think the CLAP Party's gonna sell too well. Except in San Fransicko.
Posted by: RickZ at July 13, 2015 09:42 AM (sExUA)
You know, when you think about it, Obama negotiating with these murderous fucks and giving away the farm to them, makes perfect sense.
Posted by: Semper In Stercus at July 13, 2015 09:42 AM (BZAd3)
earnings they helped produce," Clinton plans to say, according to an
excerpt of the speech provided by her campaign
Hmm, I wonder what those paychecks are for?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 13, 2015 09:42 AM (eEb+d)
Posted by: mrp at July 13, 2015 09:42 AM (JBggj)
Soon we will look back at these as The Good Old Days.
Posted by: Grump928(c) Feminine Hygene Product Lord of the Wasteland at July 13, 2015 09:42 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 13, 2015 09:42 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 13, 2015 09:42 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2015 09:43 AM (IdI8Q)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2015 09:43 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2015 09:43 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 13, 2015 09:41 AM (VcOqI)
Yes, Hal. Yes, there is. Your second cousin once removed is flying past Pluto tomorrow morning.
Posted by: Agent J at July 13, 2015 09:43 AM (ueOgE)
Posted by: Navin Johnson at July 13, 2015 09:43 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at July 13, 2015 09:43 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 13, 2015 09:44 AM (eEb+d)
I'm depressed. Is there any good news to be had? This is about all I could find.
He/she will be missed.
On Thursday, people in Toronto decided
to pay tribute to a dead raccoon on the sidewalk by creating a memorial
for the fallen critter.
Posted by: Colin at July 13, 2015 09:44 AM (WQLtV)
You can. Requires you to be in excellent shape.
Because you'd have to hit them three or four times.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 09:44 AM (8oSoU)
Posted by: Bigby's Phalangerie at July 13, 2015 09:44 AM (3ZtZW)
And then I read the news dump. So now I must abandon my lofty goals and state that the National Review and all of its assorted peeps can, in the Words of Ace, suck my dick.
Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at July 13, 2015 09:44 AM (UPYPp)
http://bit.ly/1M1Ax1L
Posted by: MTF at July 13, 2015 09:45 AM (DkJ4E)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2015 09:45 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Dead Toronto Raccoon at July 13, 2015 09:45 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 13, 2015 09:36 AM (4SgJh)
Trump has a CCW license and owns a gun. In NYC!
Posted by: RickZ at July 13, 2015 09:47 AM (sExUA)
Heh. OUT OF BED. WALK. Good ones.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2015 09:47 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2015 09:47 AM (IdI8Q)
Uh-oh.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 13, 2015 09:41 AM (YFw5T)
Folks have a lot of differing reactions to me. But that's a first.
Posted by: Sambo at July 13, 2015 09:47 AM (43pAZ)
Posted by: Daniel Boone at July 13, 2015 09:48 AM (NeFrd)
Still love the pics where someone ties a get well soon balloon to a dead roadside animal.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 09:48 AM (8oSoU)
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 13, 2015 09:49 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2015 09:49 AM (IdI8Q)
Posted by: no good deed at July 13, 2015 09:50 AM (GgxVX)
Posted by: no good deed at July 13, 2015 09:50 AM (GgxVX)
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 13, 2015 09:50 AM (VcOqI)
****
Could be worse. What if she posed without $20K worth of clothes and jewelry?
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 09:51 AM (NeFrd)
http://www.rci.rutgers.edu/~schochet/101/Cosby_Speech.htm
Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 09:51 AM (FEAjO)
Racoon hat? No way! Didnt "the kid with the yellow eyes" wear a coon skin cap? Brrrr.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2015 09:51 AM (iQIUe)
Not my circus, not my monkeys.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 09:51 AM (8oSoU)
Posted by: Dead Toronto Raccoon at July 13, 2015 09:51 AM (KUa85)
I wish they had more checkout lanes open.
Most of the time I go to ALDI I walk out with nothing
because I don't want to wait for 30 minutes to buy one item.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 13, 2015 09:51 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 13, 2015 09:52 AM (4SgJh)
Something about "no one can gaze upon the Gorgon."
Yeah that's Chelsea Manning-Clinton
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2015 09:53 AM (IdI8Q)
****
Could be worse. What if she posed without $20K worth of clothes and jewelry?
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 09:51 AM (NeFrd)
Try to imagine the night her offspring was conceived. Then clean up after yourself.
Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at July 13, 2015 09:53 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 13, 2015 09:54 AM (4SgJh)
Welcome to Alday. Would you like a chair?
Posted by: freaked at July 13, 2015 09:54 AM (KvWlw)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 09:54 AM (8oSoU)
I went to my Aldi's yesterday. It's a good place to stock up on rice, canned goods, and paper products. I'm working toward a one-month supply of everything for bugging-in purposes.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 13, 2015 09:55 AM (YFw5T)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 09:48 AM (8oSoU)
I never heard of that before, but lo!, they are there. Thanks much for the belly laugh, I needed one!
Posted by: Agent J at July 13, 2015 09:55 AM (ueOgE)
******
(shifty eyes)
Why? What have you heard?
Posted by: Toronto resident Norman Bates at July 13, 2015 09:55 AM (NeFrd)
Aiyeee! - not a word combo to look forward too.
Could've used a Farsi countdown.
Posted by: DaveA at July 13, 2015 09:55 AM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2015 09:55 AM (659DL)
BTW - guess who just loved that KDW article:
Gabriel Malor gabrielmalor
I want to marry this @KevinNR column and have its babies.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 13, 2015 09:56 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2015 09:56 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: steevy at July 13, 2015 09:56 AM (sPO3u)
Posted by: Cruzinator
If you were going to create a spoiler campaign for Hillarity's benefit, how would you go about it differently? The left is trying to attack any questioning of open borders by attacking him. he's not likely to peel off any leftist votes, and the longer he talks, the fewer independents will likely go for him. But he's currently waving about one of the Stupid party's planks, while they're busy giving iran and JEF the green light.
And he can self finance.
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 13, 2015 09:56 AM (Spluw)
The NSA's instilled fear again
The Greek PM's a dear again
Happy days are here again
Posted by: sadeyesteve at July 13, 2015 09:57 AM (c+ecU)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2015 09:57 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 13, 2015 09:58 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at July 13, 2015 10:00 AM (/Ho8c)
You mean the "seriously" conservstive, pick up driving, y'all slinging uber clown lawyer loves him some base hating?
Well knock me over with a feather.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 13, 2015 10:00 AM (CkW1y)
Better yet, 2 people having sex on the roof of the federal building in Harrisburg, PA. Probably on PA payroll while doing it. Caught on camera.
Posted by: Colin at July 13, 2015 10:02 AM (WQLtV)
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 13, 2015 10:04 AM (TPimP)
I laughed at the podcast when Drew pointed out the GOP couldn't even pass a 20 week abortion ban. Gabe said one member scuttled it. I was laughing because Boehner gets what he wants when he wants it. You're telling me one member stopped him?
Posted by: WOPR at July 13, 2015 10:08 AM (nRvEn)
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Trump is being talked about everywhere and all the time. I don't think he has even spent any campaign money on it. Of course he isn't being given credit for smarts they are trying to tear him down. You don't attack someone who isn't a threat in politics because it is a waste of money.
Posted by: OTB at July 13, 2015 10:08 AM (BvSwL)
Posted by: Caitlyn at July 13, 2015 10:40 AM (8xfSA)
The party must have been really, really fun. But now it's over.
Coming soon to a country near you.
Posted by: pj at July 13, 2015 11:56 AM (cHuNI)
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