Monday Morning News Dump


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1
Who the fark is Caitlyn Jenner?

His name is fuckung BRUCE.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 13, 2015 08:16 AM (Eri3o)

2 The Greeks: Now forever wanting others to pay for their unicorn food.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2015 08:19 AM (659DL)

3 Early dump???

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 08:21 AM (GpgJl)

4 Cries of racism and racist are the one neat trick that the Dems/socialists have discovered to work nearly 100pct of the time.

Don't expect that to change once whites become a minority.

And don't expect all of those programs that are specifically available to minority's to be available to whites, you'll be SOL.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 13, 2015 08:21 AM (CkW1y)

5 The NRO post -- which, I presume, joins in the chorus of whimpering about no-class right-wing losers who support a man who tells the truth in the face of a wave of "conservative" tapioca -- doesn't work.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 13, 2015 08:21 AM (JaVx+)

6 Posted by: Soothsayer at July 13, 2015 08:16 AM (Eri3o)

It is my most fervent desire (besides the one that involves Kate Upton) that I will, in due course, forget both of those names.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2015 08:22 AM (Zu3d9)

7 Crap jobs; when I was in boot camp I got the job of cleaning the doughnut machine. Now that was a hot miserable crap job.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 08:23 AM (GpgJl)

8 Thing that will happen next:

If Lynyrd Skynyrd doesn't foreswear display of the CBF, they will be removed from the R&R HOF.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2015 08:24 AM (659DL)

9 Free to Shut Up


What they should do is leave that crap State.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 08:24 AM (GpgJl)

10 Trump wants to charge Mexico $100K for every illegal that the U.S. provides services to.

Good idea.

Posted by: jwest at July 13, 2015 08:24 AM (P/xrJ)

11 Crap jobs; when I was in boot camp I got the job of cleaning the doughnut machine. Now that was a hot miserable crap job.

Luxury, Vic. You haven't truly lived until you man the mess hall scullery.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2015 08:24 AM (659DL)

12 Buried in that story about President Photo-Op is a quote from Richard Clarke, Counter-Terror Chief under President Clinton the First, calling the Obama administration "criminally negligent" in protecting national security, during an AMC interview. George Snuffleupagus spit coffee through his nose.

Posted by: MTF at July 13, 2015 08:25 AM (DkJ4E)

13 Offended Flea Market Shopper Calls 911 Over Confederate Merchandise


You have to read the story to see the depths of CBF Derangement Syndrome.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 08:25 AM (8oSoU)

14 Donald and Bernie show. Real unemployment is over 20% and so is inflation. A double whammy.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 08:25 AM (GpgJl)

15


Miss Oklahoma Wins Miss USA 2015

Fourth runner-up, Miss Maryland
Third runner-up, Miss Nevada
Second runner-up, Miss Rhode Island
First runner-up, Miss Texas

They all look like they are weight training. Abs, abs, abs. And leg muscles.


http://dailycaller.com/2015/07/12/miss-oklahoma-wins-miss-usa-2015-photos/

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 13, 2015 08:26 AM (qCMvj)

16 Why White People Will Always Be Racists


Numerous people predicted this. Haley screwed up and gave an inch so now they want a mile

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 08:27 AM (GpgJl)

17 Kid Rock, Hank Jr., and Leonar Skinner will never disown the CBF. There are probably others,too.

Posted by: Chilling the most at July 13, 2015 08:27 AM (zW5rQ)

18
No venue will ever hosti.g Kid Rock or Skynrd, is now the goal of the Left.

Economic SANCTIONS, is what this is. They are to be punished for not conforming.

This is an act of war,

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 13, 2015 08:27 AM (Eri3o)

19 ESPN is yesterday's news. The future is in live streaming sports events, not TV. I say that with my fingers crossed because if streaming broadcasts become the norm, I've already got my foot in the door of that industry. Of course my company only does amateur/independent sports and leagues for now, but it's still early days.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 13, 2015 08:27 AM (2cS/G)

20 Suppose the gubmint (we the taxpayers) gave reparations to the blacks for the purpose of relieving the white protestant guilt. Would that be the end of the institutional racism in this country? Would that make everybody happy? Would blacks stop shooting each other then?

I know. It was a silly thought.

Posted by: Hank at July 13, 2015 08:28 AM (hA1uV)

21 I love our Mayor.

No...really.
Between firing the Police Commissioner, and marching relentlessly towards removing all traces of the Cities Confederate past, we are rolling in the peaceful tranquility of racial harmony, like never before.

Plus, shootings and murders are beginning to plummet.




Actually, on any given year, 83% of all shootings are non-fatal, even in Chicago.

Lately, the lethality here has really been spiking upwards.

This weekend was 40% fatal.
Shooting of four last week was 75% fatal.


Either these rat bastards are getting in some range time, or serious shooters are moving into the turf.


Posted by: VIA, Practicing Person of Pallor at July 13, 2015 08:28 AM (VPLuQ)

22 RE ESPN


The company, majority owned by Walt Disney Co., has lost 3.2 million
subscribers in a little over a year, according to Nielsen data, as
people have cut the cord by dropping their cable-TV subscriptions or
downgraded to cheaper, slimmed-down TV packages devoid of expensive
sports channels like ESPN.



Count me in that group.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 08:28 AM (GpgJl)

23 The NRO post -- which, I presume, joins in the chorus of whimpering about no-class right-wing losers who support a man who tells the truth in the face of a wave of "conservative" tapioca -- doesn't work.
Posted by: MrScribbler at July 13, 2015 08:21 AM (JaVx+)


lol, I went to their homepage, and the whole darn thing is a vomit splash of anti-Trump.

I left, not reading it.

This is what the GOP does best, firing squads at their own (albeit, most say Trump is a Democrat), but his message right now is very American, and very conservative leaning.

Do you think the GOP would embrace the message and get behind the parts they agree with (and supposedly support)?

Not on your life.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 13, 2015 08:28 AM (qCMvj)

24
Im tellng you right now: the Redskins will not be the Redskins when the new season begins.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 13, 2015 08:29 AM (Eri3o)

25 Can't get the NRO page to open. Maybe that is a good thing.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 08:29 AM (GpgJl)

26 10 Trump wants to charge Mexico $100K for every illegal that the U.S. provides services to.

Good idea.
Posted by: jwest at July 13, 2015 08:24 AM (P/xrJ)

Barky is already doing this except he is taking choom and blow instead of pesos.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at July 13, 2015 08:30 AM (YCG8H)

27 Good morning all

Posted by: Bigby's Phalangerie at July 13, 2015 08:30 AM (3ZtZW)

28 Fuck ESPN. That is all. Disney commies.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 13, 2015 08:30 AM (ucDmr)

29 Oklahoma's federal penitentiary welcomes President Obama. Glad to have you walk in.

It's the walking back out that is wrong.

Posted by: mindful webworker - a cage is too good for him at July 13, 2015 08:30 AM (+Aegz)

30 As Crime Skyrockets, Racist Baltimore Mayor Told NAACP Leader Not to Meet With Republicans


I am waiting for them to lose their tax exempt status for partisan activity.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 08:31 AM (GpgJl)

31 Offended flea market shopper calls 911 over Confederate merchandise


Should have been arrested for being too stupid to breath.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 08:32 AM (GpgJl)

32
and Fuck You to Arthur Ashe too

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 13, 2015 08:32 AM (Eri3o)

33 I find it comical that the dots are never connected.

Mozilla goes full PC -- everyone leaves Firefox.

ESPN becomes whatever the hell it is they are supposed to be now and subscriptions plummet.

Nothing to see here. Move along.

If Netflix or Amazon were smart, they'd bid BIG on NFL next time and just run a choice radio feeds for commentary over the video.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2015 08:32 AM (659DL)

34

BEIN Sports, spun off from Al Jazeera Media, is gaining speed.

The company is a Private LLC as established by the Emir of Qatar in 2013.



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 13, 2015 08:33 AM (qCMvj)

35 Crap job: Cleaning the pool filter every week. Columns of fabric covered with diatomaceous earth that was covered in filth and suntan oil and slime and God knows what else. Had to climb down into the sump to remove the columns, wash them, wash the sump, back flush, then add clean media.

All for minimum wage.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2015 08:33 AM (Zu3d9)

36 "Haley screwed up and gave an inch so now they want a mile"

Fuck Haley. No, really...

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 13, 2015 08:33 AM (YFw5T)

37 Greetings gentlefappers.

What fresh hell awaits us this day?

And by "fresh hell," I mean more socialism forced upon us against our will.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 13, 2015 08:34 AM (eEb+d)

38 Offended flea market shopper calls 911 over Confederate merchandise


Should have been arrested for being too stupid to breath.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 08:32 AM (GpgJl)


He'll probably act out violently in the future, given his rabid sensitivity and irrational acts.

He should be in a rubber room.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 13, 2015 08:34 AM (qCMvj)

39 good morning.....they can't take my good mornings away...even when i'm in the camp...i will have my good morning...and it will be at their expense......

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 13, 2015 08:35 AM (0O7c5)

40 In before the WHINOs!

Posted by: Fritz at July 13, 2015 08:35 AM (UzPAd)

41 11 Luxury, Vic. You haven't truly lived until you man the mess hall scullery.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2015 08:24 AM (659DL)

The doughnut machine was just as big as the scullery and was coated in baked on grease.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 08:35 AM (GpgJl)

42 Numerous people predicted this. Haley screwed up and gave an inch so now they want a mile


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 08:27 AM (GpgJl)

Give them the mile, they'll set their sights on the whole state. Give them the state, they want the whole country. Give them the country, they want the world.

They are megalomaniacs, pure and simple. There is never enough to satiate their desire for power and control.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 13, 2015 08:36 AM (J+mig)

43 Hello, police? The weather man on the radio just said the wind was going to be "out of the South" today. I am offended and want him arrested!

Posted by: easily offended flea market shopper at July 13, 2015 08:36 AM (+Aegz)

44 Did y'all post the article last week "the new totalitarians are here"? It is in the Federalist. And Oh So True. DOOM on the horizon....

I am not a Trump believer, but the "Ruling Class" is doing everthing to scuttle Cruz, Paul, Jendal and Walker...but they didn't notice Trump sneaking in the back door. If it comes down, and it proably will, to Jeb, Hillary and Trump as an Independent. I voting Trump!

Posted by: Paladin at July 13, 2015 08:36 AM (mCOPv)

45 from the WSJ piece linked


"An alarming proportion of the Greek public is showing deeply irrational behavior, and over the past few weeks we are seeing striking contradictions between what people say they want and how they vote or who they support," he said. "How can we decipher their preferences when they have no rational basis?"

lol, sounds familiar

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 13, 2015 08:36 AM (qCMvj)

46 I was a dishwasher for most of my high school years. Anyone who has worked in a commercial kitchen knows what that job is like. Filthy, hot, wet, smelly. Washing dishes is the least of the job. Industrial mixers/chafing tables, etc. all had to be up to Health Dept. standards every night, that's a lot of scrubbing.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 13, 2015 08:37 AM (2cS/G)

47
Over at the National Review, Kevin D. Williamson -- rockin' dat Andrew Sullivan "beard and bald" look, thinks you suck:

WHINOS: On the Martyrdom of the Holy, Holy Base

You know the RINO, Republican In Name Only, but you may be less familiar with the WHINO. The WHINO is a captive of the populist Right;s master narrative, which is the tragic tale of the holy, holy base, the victory of which would be entirely assured if not for the machinations of the perfidious Establishment.

http://tinyurl.com/qcn8dwf

And so on. Don't be surprised if this gets throw at us later today.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 13, 2015 08:37 AM (kdS6q)

48 "He'll probably act out violently in the future, given his rabid sensitivity and irrational acts.
"

Probably related to the Ocala neighbors that I linked to with the Flag Rally.

The diverse and tolerant citizens who caused this...

"Ocala Police Department Sgt. Erica Hay said the ride was rerouted away from the Northwoods neighborhood after some residents threatened to shoot into the procession."

Posted by: VIA, Practicing Person of Pallor at July 13, 2015 08:37 AM (VPLuQ)

49 20
Suppose the gubmint (we the taxpayers) gave reparations to the blacks
for the purpose of relieving the white protestant guilt. Would that be
the end of the institutional racism in this country? Would that make
everybody happy? Would blacks stop shooting each other then?



I know. It was a silly thought.





Posted by: Hank at July 13, 2015 08:28 AM (hA1uV)

Since we have already been paying reparations since 1965 I doubt it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 08:37 AM (GpgJl)

50 37
Greetings gentlefappers.



What fresh hell awaits us this day?



And by "fresh hell," I mean more socialism forced upon us against our will.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 13, 2015 08:34 AM (eEb+d)

Meet the new hell, same as the old hell.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 13, 2015 08:37 AM (J+mig)

51 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 08:32 AM (GpgJl)

The police chief is an idiot too.....

"It's not criminally illegal, but obviously it offended this person. It causes some people a sense of being uncomfortable. Certainly the owner could preclude this merchandise."

Huh?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2015 08:38 AM (Zu3d9)

52 And fuck Disney, ESPN and the horse (or whichever appropriate animated critter) they rode in on. They don't cover sports anymore, so I've stopped watching them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 13, 2015 08:38 AM (eEb+d)

53 @23

Of course the GOP establishment has the long knives out for Trump.

Their COC masters demand it and also Trump is showing a way to eat into the Dems electoral lock on the black vote which if were successful could turn the GOP into a majoritarian party which the GOP certainly does not want to be.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 13, 2015 08:38 AM (CkW1y)

54 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 08:37 AM (GpgJl)

I'm still waiting for my checks from Egypt, Spain and Germany.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2015 08:39 AM (Zu3d9)

55 I think it is interesting (and appalling) that Jenner will be getting some major courage award....meanwhile is under scrutiny and will likely be prosecuted for the (involuntary) death of a woman. I can't imagine ANYone else, not even Michael Sam, getting away with that.

Timeline- Accident in February. "Life change" in April. Now, he's a national hero. Now, it's as if that accident never even happened.

Grr.

Posted by: TickledPink at July 13, 2015 08:39 AM (RLFFI)

56 Speaking of the EPA water regs, last night's ONT had a link to the fact that Tom Selleck DID NOT steal water from a Cal Water district.

His contractor had paid for water permits two years ago as part of a construction bid at his ranch and was granted those rights.

The trucks going back and forth were legally permitted by the same dipshits that then launched a private investigator(irony) to catch the trucks going back and forth to Selleck's avocado ranch. The same dipshits that paid this private investigator $20,000 plus to determine that 1. the trucks were full of water 2. they were going to Selleck's ranch.

Yet the TMZ media keep posting the story he was stealing water.....

Posted by: Jen the original at July 13, 2015 08:39 AM (WV80V)

57 You youngsters don't know what crap jobs are really like. Try bucking hay in Los Banos for a nickel a bale and it's 100 effing degrees.

Posted by: Hank at July 13, 2015 08:40 AM (hA1uV)

58 President Photo Op To Visit Federal Prison As Part Of HBO Show


AKA: President Meets with Family Members*

*they are all of his "sons" and "daughters" after all

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 13, 2015 08:41 AM (qCMvj)

59 What? Viewers don't want Lefty politics mixed with their sports? How can this be?

Posted by: ESPN Marketing Genius at July 13, 2015 08:41 AM (YFw5T)

60 Moscow is voting to bring back Felix Dzerzhinsky, founder of the CHEKA, the originator of terror and purges. There was a huge statute of him in front of the dreaded Lubyanka. If they do, Russia is lost...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2015 08:41 AM (iQIUe)

61
I am not a Trump believer, but the "Ruling
Class" is doing everthing to scuttle Cruz, Paul, Jendal and Walker...but
they didn't notice Trump sneaking in the back door. If it comes down,
and it proably will, to Jeb, Hillary and Trump as an Independent. I
voting Trump!


Posted by: Paladin at July 13, 2015 08:36 AM (mCOPv)

Same here. And if that happens, we need to create a party for Independents. Let's call it the Independence party.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 13, 2015 08:42 AM (J+mig)

62 Morning all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2015 08:42 AM (wq4B0)

63 "An alarming proportion of the Greek public is showing deeply irrational behavior..."

Like when they voted they way their Prime Minister asked them to vote.

Monetary union without political union...the Edsel, New Coke, and F-35 rolled into one of public policy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2015 08:42 AM (659DL)

64 If Bruce Jenner was so courageous it would have come out before the Wheaties money started rolling in.

Posted by: Hank at July 13, 2015 08:43 AM (hA1uV)

65 If they do, Russia is lost...

I find it intriguing that you think it was found.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2015 08:43 AM (659DL)

66
Meanwhile, leaking like a sieve:

The Army National Guard is alerting its current and former members that a data breach may have exposed their private information.

Officials on Friday said the incident is unrelated to the massive hack of the Office of Personnel Management (OPM) that impacted more than 22 million peoples sensitive details.

All current and former Army National Guard members since 2004 could be affected by this breach because files containing personal information was inadvertently transferred to a non-DoD-accredited data center by a contract employee, said Maj. Earl Brown, a spokesman for the National Guard Bureau.

The Hill


On the upside, more free credit reports!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 13, 2015 08:43 AM (kdS6q)

67 Hello, police? I heard someone speaking in what I think was an accent from an area of the country that is racist and personally offensive to me. I want him arrested.

Posted by: easily offended flea market shopper at July 13, 2015 08:43 AM (+Aegz)

68 I heard someone speaking in what I think was an accent from an area of the country that is racist and personally offensive to me.

Boston?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2015 08:45 AM (659DL)

69 57
You youngsters don't know what crap jobs are really like. Try bucking
hay in Los Banos for a nickel a bale and it's 100 effing degrees.





Posted by: Hank at July 13, 2015 08:40 AM (hA1uV)

Try putting in a well by hand in the middle of summer. Or carrying 70 pound shingle squares to a roof in the middle of summer. Try putting up antennas on the roof in the summer when it is so hot your tennis shoes stick to the roof.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 08:45 AM (GpgJl)

70 There is sooooo much butthurt in that WHINO article. It's great.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 13, 2015 08:45 AM (wGrt8)

71 You know the RINO, Republican In Name Only, but you may be less familiar with the WHINO. The WHINO is a captive of the populist Right;s master narrative, which is the tragic tale of the holy, holy base, the victory of which would be entirely assured if not for the machinations of the perfidious Establishment.

And so on. Don't be surprised if this gets throw at us later today.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 13, 2015 08:37 AM (kdS6q)


has he lost his mind?

this couldn't be farther from the truth

Williamson is fuming, letting his anger show, but he's targeting the wrong folks.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 13, 2015 08:45 AM (qCMvj)

72 Meanwhile, leaking like a sieve:

The Army National Guard is alerting its current and former members that a data breach may have exposed their private information.

Officials on Friday said the incident is unrelated to the massive hack of the Office of Personnel Management (OPM) that impacted more than 22 million peoples sensitive details.

All current and former Army National Guard members since 2004 could be affected by this breach because files containing personal information was inadvertently transferred to a non-DoD-accredited data center by a contract employee, said Maj. Earl Brown, a spokesman for the National Guard Bureau.

The Hill


On the upside, more free credit reports!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 13, 2015 08:43 AM (kdS6q)

The Navy Times is reporting that ALL services members that have filled out a Security Application since 2000! have had their information violated. Oh joy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2015 08:46 AM (wq4B0)

73 "Hello, police? I heard someone speaking in what I think was an accent from an area of the country that is racist and personally offensive to me. I want him arrested."

What we need is some type of geographic marker to delineate the point where the nation transitions from the tolerant north, to the racist south.

A line...a border if you wish.

Posted by: VIA, Practicing Person of Pallor at July 13, 2015 08:46 AM (VPLuQ)

74 "It's not criminally illegal, but obviously it offended this person. It causes some people a sense of being uncomfortable. Certainly the owner could preclude this merchandise."


In one pic of the story, there was the picture of the Clinton-Gore Battle Flag pin. Don't know if that was a stock photo, or a pic of actual merchandise.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 08:46 AM (8oSoU)

75 You know we're in the last days when someone who's as psychotic as that flea market shopper isn't arrested for filing a false report.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 13, 2015 08:46 AM (eEb+d)

76 What we need is some type of geographic marker to delineate the point where the nation transitions from the tolerant north, to the racist south.

A line...a border if you wish.



Mason! Dixon! Get on that, now!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 08:47 AM (8oSoU)

77 >>>If Bruce Jenner was so courageous it would have come out before the Wheaties money started rolling in.<<<

Bruce can sing show tunes and call himself Liza Minnelli for all I care. He still has a meat and two veg hanging in there and is a crazy mixed-up Dude.

Posted by: Fritz at July 13, 2015 08:47 AM (UzPAd)

78 You youngsters don't know what crap jobs are really like. Try bucking hay in Los Banos for a nickel a bale and it's 100 effing degrees.



Ooooh! Old skool summers!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 08:49 AM (8oSoU)

79 Hello, police? I was just in a restaurant where they offered sweetened iced tea. I'm offended by this racism and cultural oppression. I want that restaurant closed down and all of its employees arrested.

Posted by: easily offended flea market shopper at July 13, 2015 08:49 AM (+Aegz)

80 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 13, 2015 08:45 AM (qCMvj)


He's just being a good little Republican, flailing at those dumb conservatives who won't just vote like they're told.

This is great. It means conservatives may soon split from the Chamber of Commerce and their RNC.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk, WHINO at July 13, 2015 08:50 AM (wGrt8)

81 I heard someone speaking in what I think was an accent from an area of the country that is racist and personally offensive to me.

Boston?


Anywhere north of Missouri.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 08:51 AM (8oSoU)

82 What we need is some type of geographic marker to delineate the point where the nation transitions from the tolerant north, to the racist south.

A line...a border if you wish.



Mason! Dixon! Get on that, now!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 08:47 AM (8oSoU)


I crossed the Mason Dixon Line yesterday. Went south to fill my care with a few bales of cotton

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2015 08:52 AM (wq4B0)

83 The GOP isn't the stupid party, it's the criminal party.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 13, 2015 08:52 AM (YFw5T)

84 Damn, it's Monday. The first one of the week.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 13, 2015 08:52 AM (n6Nt0)

85 tennis shoes

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 08:45 AM (GpgJl)

Fvcking country club snob.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2015 08:52 AM (Zu3d9)

86 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 13, 2015 08:53 AM (kff5f)

87 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 13, 2015 08:53 AM (kff5f)

88 Hello...Police


I was just witness to a crime.

People marching under that hate filled flag, yelling obscenities, and spitting at people who are different then them. Demanding that people who are not like them be deprived of their liberties, and civil rights.

Filled me with dread and fear.
Now that the symbol has been taken over by the party of hate, can we ban it?

Posted by: VIA, watching the Gay Pride parade at July 13, 2015 08:54 AM (VPLuQ)

89 >>>Economic SANCTIONS, is what this is. They are to be punished for not conforming.

Disagree with someone? Don't change their hearts or minds, destroy them. Squash them like bugs. Yeah, wonderful country we have now.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 13, 2015 08:54 AM (n6Nt0)

90 Hello, police? There's a white dog in my neighborhood who... Hello? Hello?

Posted by: easily offended flea market shopper at July 13, 2015 08:55 AM (+Aegz)

91 I crossed the Mason Dixon Line yesterday. Went south to fill my care with a few bales of cotton
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2015 08:52 AM (

And I'm sure you pass the savings along to your patients

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 13, 2015 08:55 AM (n6Nt0)

92 I crossed the Mason Dixon Line yesterday. Went south to fill my care with a few bales of cotton
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 13, 2015 08:52 AM (

And I'm sure you pass the savings along to your patients

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 13, 2015 08:55 AM (n6Nt0)

93

Trump is talking about Jobs and Illegal Aliens. (That is what I'm hearing through the clutter, at least).

Kevin Williamson is Whino'ing "religious fanatics!"

I used to love his work. He's lost his mind.

Talk about a Whino.

Time to exercise, like J.J.

And get moving on the new Beautiful day.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 13, 2015 08:55 AM (qCMvj)

94 Disagree with someone? Don't change their hearts or minds, destroy them. Squash them like bugs. Yeah, wonderful country we have now.

"What you reap, you will sow."

I read that in some book somewhere once.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 13, 2015 08:56 AM (eEb+d)

95 Tylenol has quit putting cotton in the bottles. They feard having people pick cotton would be deemed racist.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 08:56 AM (8oSoU)

96 Disagree with someone? Don't change their hearts or minds, destroy them. Squash them like bugs. Yeah, wonderful country we have now.

"What you reap, you will sow."

I read that in some book somewhere once.



When that pendulum swings back, and it always does, .......

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 08:58 AM (8oSoU)

97 For those inclined, opening a collectibles and antiques store stocking solely offensive merchandise such as lawn jockeys, Sambo figurines, CBFs, lawn darts etc might be profitable and hysterical.

Plus, can name it Bannedtiques.

Posted by: Bigby's Phalangerie at July 13, 2015 08:58 AM (3ZtZW)

98 On another note, I'm really looking forward to hearing how Billary plans on getting the gubmint to provide jobs with good wages. Her idea from her first campaign launch of having employers reduce hours rather than laying the workers off and the gubmint paying them the difference was kinda Bernie Sandersish.

Posted by: Hank at July 13, 2015 08:58 AM (hA1uV)

99 61
I am not a Trump believer, but the "Ruling
Class" is doing everthing to scuttle Cruz, Paul, Jendal and Walker...but
they didn't notice Trump sneaking in the back door. If it comes down,
and it proably will, to Jeb, Hillary and Trump as an Independent. I
voting Trump!


Posted by: Paladin at July 13, 2015 08:36 AM (mCOPv)

Same here. And if that happens, we need to create a party for Independents. Let's call it the Independence party.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 13, 2015 08:42 AM (J+mig)

I am voting for J. J. Sefton of NYC. He's old enough, he's a legally born citizen, he has the chops down. What's not too like? JJ for President.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 13, 2015 08:58 AM (n6Nt0)

100 Hello, Twitter? I'm not getting satisfaction from the police for my complaints about oppressive oppressors. So I turn to you to help me destroy anyone who offends me....

Posted by: easily offended flea market shopper at July 13, 2015 08:59 AM (+Aegz)

101 You youngsters don't know what crap jobs are really like. Try bucking

hay in Los Banos for a nickel a bale and it's 100 effing degrees.




Posted by: Hank at July 13, 2015 08:40 AM (hA1uV)

Try
putting in a well by hand in the middle of summer. Or carrying 70 pound
shingle squares to a roof in the middle of summer. Try putting up
antennas on the roof in the summer when it is so hot your tennis shoes
stick to the roof.

How about Shooting onion seeds in Peoria AZ in Aug?

Posted by: Paladin at July 13, 2015 08:59 AM (mCOPv)

102 Kevin Williamson is Whino'ing "religious fanatics!"

So.... being concerned about shitty budgets, increasing levels of debt and giving Iran the green light are examples of religious fanaticism? Who knew?
But, again, as with the left, it's easier to vilify people who dare disagree with them than admit that there are no people in Washington with a mindset more realistic than the braintrust in Greece.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 13, 2015 08:59 AM (Spluw)

103
When that pendulum swings back, and it always does, .......
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 08:58 AM (8oSoU)

Patience is a virtue, but I want that damn pendulum to swing back now and hard.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 13, 2015 08:59 AM (n6Nt0)

104 I just realized that our nations very paper currency itself has a high percentage of cotton in it.

A reminder of that hate filled time in this nations history.

It only seems right that as we march forward into a history which is free from symbols of racism and slavery, that we replace our nations currency with a less racially insensitive fiber.

And it's time to ban cotton women under garments as well.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 13, 2015 09:00 AM (VPLuQ)

105 Are you italican? I have a hunger for it.....

Posted by: The barrel at July 13, 2015 09:00 AM (Spluw)

106 88 Hello...Police


I was just witness to a crime.

People marching under that hate filled flag, yelling obscenities, and spitting at people who are different then them. Demanding that people who are not like them be deprived of their liberties, and civil rights.

Filled me with dread and fear.
Now that the symbol has been taken over by the party of hate, can we ban it?

Are you referring to the Rainbow flag-or the ISIS flag?

Posted by: Chilling the most at July 13, 2015 09:00 AM (zW5rQ)

107 Paladin - I am ready for you.

Posted by: The Barrel at July 13, 2015 09:01 AM (+Aegz)

108 Italicans!!!!!


Every where!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 13, 2015 09:01 AM (VPLuQ)

109 Test.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 13, 2015 09:01 AM (eEb+d)

110

NRO is just having a tantrum because the establishment is encountering a problem. The establishment likes to piss and moan, even more than the base does.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 13, 2015 09:01 AM (wGrt8)

111 What I like most about he Obama years, besides the roaring economy, is the racial healing that has happened. That and all the world peace breaking out everywhere.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at July 13, 2015 09:02 AM (1BQGO)

112 Howbout now?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 13, 2015 09:02 AM (eEb+d)

113 Test

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 13, 2015 09:02 AM (VPLuQ)

114 >>You youngsters don't know what crap jobs are really like. Try bucking hay in Los Banos for a nickel a bale and it's 100 effing degrees.

Try doing it on your family farm for room and board before you go to your job.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2015 09:03 AM (OGm46)

115 That should qualify me for a "get out of the barrel free" card.

The only bad thing is, that card is in the barrel. I'm not going in that thing to get it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 13, 2015 09:03 AM (eEb+d)

116 111 What I like most about he Obama years, besides the roaring economy, is the racial healing that has happened. That and all the world peace breaking out everywhere.


And Al Qaeda is on the run, replaced by a junior varsity team.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 13, 2015 09:04 AM (wGrt8)

117 "NRO is just having a tantrum"

This is encouraging to me. The utter destruction of the Republican party, which I believe is essential if our country can ever again become a republic, might actually be achievable.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 13, 2015 09:04 AM (YFw5T)

118 For finally correcting the italicans, BackwardsBoy gets a free pass for his next minor barrel-able offense.

Hahhaha. Just kidding.

Posted by: The Barrel at July 13, 2015 09:04 AM (+Aegz)

119 That world peace breaking out everywhere?

They don't hand out those peace prizes for no reason.

Oh, wait.

Posted by: Hank at July 13, 2015 09:04 AM (hA1uV)

120 damm hot day to be in the barrel....crap.

Posted by: Paladin at July 13, 2015 09:05 AM (mCOPv)

121 (notices my hashtag)

What I need right now is some +Aegz and bacon!

Posted by: mindful webworker - and "hash" browns - is that racist? at July 13, 2015 09:06 AM (+Aegz)

122 "They don't hand out those peace prizes for no reason. "

Used to be an old phrase wandering around the inter tubes.


"Just envision whirled peas"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 13, 2015 09:06 AM (VPLuQ)

123 Why white people will always be racists?



Well, just to throw gas on the fire, because it is the correct economic decision.



It is a cheap screening plan. The facts simply prove this, regardless of how many times we must tell ourselves it's wrong to judge.



When over half the all Blacks are born out of wedlock and have half the education level of whites, racism is not illogical. In fact not to be racist is.



How do we stop this? Well, we, White people, can not. Only Blacks can stop it by changing their behaviors.


This is not a White problem, this is a Black problem. They must solve it.



Facts don't lie. Even if the National Revue can not accept publishing them, they still exist.


Wish I was wrong, so don't be upset at the messenger. Be upset at the apologist that will not face the facts.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 13, 2015 09:07 AM (0FSuD)

124 On The Martyrdom Of The Holy, Holy Base

F*ck you, too, Williamson.

I have not read such willfully ignorant, blatantly biased claptrap in... well, days, anyway.

I have not heard a single Republican or Conservative say* "Yeah! Donald Trump is my MAN! Trump '16!!" What I have heard is a lot of "Well, if no one else is going to say it, then I'm going to support the one who is saying it- even if that happens to be Donald Trump."

Williamson can throw around all the ad hominem he wants. Yeah, Trump was a Clinton donor. Don't we all wish Clinton, and not Obama, had been the nominee in 2008? Yeah, he's a clown and carnival barker. So?

Does that change for one instant the fact that illegal aliens are a domestic threat? Does it mitigate, in any way, the fact that even the "law abiding illegal aliens" commit multiple felonies every single day just to survive day-to-day in the country, which means that even the best of them don't care too much about the law? Does it change the fact that McConnell, Boehner, and the rest of the Establishment have repeatedly shilled for amnesty and attempted to lie about it?

I do not think Donald Trump would make a good president. I do think he'd make a much better one that Jeb Bush. It is not the base who has shat upon the establishment, Williamson. It is not the base who has lied - promising things one after another to get elected, only to reneg immediately upon being sworn in. It is not the base who finds process more important than results.

And if you think brow-beating us is the way to get us to fall in line for Jeb... just keep trying. See what happens.

*-Yes, I often point out that Trump is just about my perfect Burn it Down candidate. Let's not pretend that I'm talking about saving the Republic or the Republican Party when I'm doing so.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 13, 2015 09:07 AM (kff5f)

125 Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 13, 2015 09:04 AM (YFw5T)


This is as good a time as any. Trump will probably fizzle by September, but if the GOP is heavy handed enough in fighting him and insults the base enough doing so, it may cause a split.

Oops, I mentioned the base. How WHINO of me. Must only in RNC approved patterns.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 13, 2015 09:07 AM (wGrt8)

126 Bucking hay, cleaning donut machines, yadda yadda. That's all physical.

Retail will crush your SOUL.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at July 13, 2015 09:08 AM (yxw0r)

127 Yeah,NRO has collectively lost their minds over Trump.

Posted by: steevy at July 13, 2015 09:08 AM (sPO3u)

128 When over half the all Blacks are born out of wedlock and have half the
education level of whites, racism is not illogical. In fact not to be
racist is.

Posted by: Nip Sip at July 13, 2015 09:07 AM (0FSuD)



Try 75%

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 09:09 AM (GpgJl)

129 126 Customer service(shudder).

Posted by: steevy at July 13, 2015 09:09 AM (sPO3u)

130 >>>How do we stop this? Well, we, White people, can not. Only Blacks can stop it by changing their behaviors.


And they are the only ones who can talk about it as well.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 13, 2015 09:09 AM (J3phO)

131 126 Retail will crush your SOUL.


Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at July 13, 2015 09:08 AM (yxw0r)

I did that too after I got out of HS.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 09:09 AM (GpgJl)

132 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pYD8MzHvig

Huckabee for the win.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2015 09:11 AM (Zu3d9)

133 Washing dishes is the least of the job. Industrial mixers/chafing
tables, etc. all had to be up to Health Dept. standards every night,
that's a lot of scrubbing.


I was a fry cook (before SpongeBob made it cool) and everyone in the kitchen had to help with the washing and scrubbing at the end of the day. The grill alone would take about half an hour, and the grease trap...gah.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at July 13, 2015 09:11 AM (rHXGG)

134 Mr. Williamson, please continue to be smug, arrogant and elite.

Darker skin conservatives usually incur the worst wrath of the left. Don't believe me, just ask Thomas Clarence.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 13, 2015 09:11 AM (J3phO)

135 Mr. Williamson, please continue to be smug, arrogant and elite.

Darker skin conservatives usually incur the worst wrath of the left. Don't believe me, just ask Thomas Clarence.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 13, 2015 09:11 AM (J3phO)

136 What I need right now is some +Aegz and bacon!



Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 09:12 AM (8oSoU)

137 Willowed on the previous thread [shakes fist]. I'm totally out of the loop culturally so could somebody tell me what Kid Rock did to make himself an unperson?

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at July 13, 2015 09:12 AM (RD7QR)

138 I do not think Donald Trump would make a good president. I do think he'd make a much better one that Jeb Bush. It is not the base who has shat upon the establishment, Williamson. It is not the base who has lied - promising things one after another to get elected, only to reneg immediately upon being sworn in. It is not the base who finds process more important than results.

The fact that a liberal donor to Hillarity is outperforming the entire pack of rethuglickkkkans is a searing indictment of the party. He's a self aggrandizing, bloviating person who may very well be running a spoiler effort for Hillarity's benefit. Or just because he can. Leftists aren't likely to vote for him, and he's likely to draw almost exclusivley from the stupid party. He's probably the perot of 2016, though I don't believe that Perot was trying to help Clinton; I still think that he was trying a third path. There's a reason why nader is hated by the left/dems; he has the same effect on the other side. There's a reason why Jackson and sharpton did fake runs; to extort money and influence.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 13, 2015 09:13 AM (Spluw)

139 The GOPe and NRO whining about Donald Trump is like the government whining about the OPM hack.

You give him root access and snivel about him being some sort of buffoonish tycoon in sheep's clothing. Masterful.

Posted by: Fritz at July 13, 2015 09:13 AM (UzPAd)

140 so could somebody tell me what Kid Rock did to make himself an unperson?

I have no idea if it's something recent, but he's been conservativeish/libertarianish for quite a long time.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 13, 2015 09:13 AM (kff5f)

141 You youngsters don't know what crap jobs are really like. Try bucking hay in Los Banos for a nickel a bale and it's 100 effing degrees.

****

Try getting called out of bed at 2:00 a.m. on a freezing school night to go hand fill (nasty black fuel oil) burning smudge pots every 10 feet in a fruit orchard to keep the blossoms from freezing, going home at 6:00 and trying to scrub the grime off before school.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 09:13 AM (NeFrd)

142 " Kid Rock did to make himself an unperson?"

No Problemmo

http://tinyurl.com/nh4dg9f

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 13, 2015 09:13 AM (VPLuQ)

143 Not even 0900 on a Monday and we have our first embarreling. Happy Monday, 'rons and 'ettes!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 13, 2015 09:14 AM (QiBX8)

144 The cooks did chip in and help with the heavy stuff, which was cool, because they would fill stainless steel water pitchers with beer and drink it out of coffee cups while they helped out. No drinking age in the kitchen. It was a cool feeling to be drinking buddies with adults when I was only 15.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 13, 2015 09:15 AM (2cS/G)

145
Its already hot and sticky out.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 13, 2015 09:16 AM (Eri3o)

146 ??I was a fry cook (before SpongeBob made it cool) and everyone in the kitchen had to help with the washing and scrubbing at the end of the day. The grill alone would take about half an hour, and the grease trap...gah.

I had a job cleaning a McDonald's. I along with one other guy (drug addict, ex-con but that's a whole different story) spent from 11 pm till 6 am cleaning everything, fry machines, prep tables, grills and the grease traps. The horror, the horror. Couldn't eat at McD's for years after that.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2015 09:17 AM (OGm46)

147 Its already hot and sticky out.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 13, 2015 09:16 AM (Eri3o)


I thought that was the definition of Summer - Hot & Sticky by 6:30 AM

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 13, 2015 09:17 AM (kff5f)

148 Question for the horde. Can I still buy a Coon hound?

Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 09:17 AM (FEAjO)

149 You fellows want to hear of "crap jobs" back in the day, eh? I once had to make Arugula & mayo sandwiches in preparation for a community-organizing event, all whilst singing "Camptown Ladies" at the behest of the white foreman.......it made me pine for the carefree days I spent in Hawaii at the boarding-school, it did.......

Posted by: King Barry 0bama the Insensate at July 13, 2015 09:18 AM (08Did)

150 I made a joke a few weeks ago,

about people getting all pissed off about the flour de lys-

as they were about the CBF.


But, according to an article in last night's ONT-

I was just ahead of the curve.


Now, I'm apparently thinking just like a super-PC SJW, baby!


*shoots self in head*

Posted by: naturalfake at July 13, 2015 09:19 AM (KUa85)

151
F*ck you, too, Williamson.
Posted by: AllenG



Pithy.

Meanwhile at National Review, this is how they're speaking truth to power:

In but a few hours we wrap up the Keep Jonah in Pants fund, the Trump-inspired Pants-athon whose proceeds will helps NR kick liberals in the pants and expose leftists whose pants are on fire.

http://tinyurl.com/ozfmlk9

Some impressive Choate boy's shower room towel-snapping from our betters.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 13, 2015 09:20 AM (kdS6q)

152 I once had to make Arugula & mayo sandwiches in preparation for a community-organizing event,


****


I'll bet you didn't last a single doodah day on that job.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 09:21 AM (NeFrd)

153 Since we're sharing HS minimum wage job stories...

Cleaned tables and dishes at Mazzio's Pizza in Cleburne, TX when I was in HS. The dishes weren't so bad, most of the time. The tables could get absolutely nasty, though.

I remember once, a family sat at the same table for something like 2 hours. Every single one of them was obviously morbidly obese- and they ate like it. By the time they left, there was pizza crusted to just about every surface of their table and booth, crusts had been shoved into cups so they were all bloated and gross, and there were large smears of ranch dressing crisscrossing the table.

Cleaning that table was the 2nd most disgusting thing to happen to me while I worked there.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 13, 2015 09:21 AM (kff5f)

154 >>> 148 Question for the horde. Can I still buy a Coon hound?
Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 09:17 AM (FEAjO)


Do you mean the North American or European one?

Posted by: King Arthur at July 13, 2015 09:21 AM (08Did)

155 The WHINO trope is just the latest of a long string of the same old tired crap the GOP gives us every election, not just presidential elections but every single one. We want whoever, then out come the articles and paid-for pundits all calling us rubes, then at the end they always smile and say "gotta vote for GOP or the Dems will get in! BOO! Spookeeeee" As predictable as rain in spring.

Posted by: Bigby's Phalangerie at July 13, 2015 09:21 AM (3ZtZW)

156 @148

Absolutely NOT. That is disgusting! How could you even say something like that, you barbaric piece of trash!




You can adopt one, though.

Posted by: TickledPink at July 13, 2015 09:22 AM (RLFFI)

157 137 Willowed on the previous thread [shakes fist]. I'm totally out of the loop culturally so could somebody tell me what Kid Rock did to make himself an unperson?

Basically he performs with a giant CFB flag behind him in stage. In addition to that he is from a Detroit suburb so he should be more racially sensitive to the citizens of Detroit. To be fair,however, I think the Detroit citizens who started this attack on him are just trying to take the heat off themselves. The City Council and their spokesperson -Sam Riddle- are all in danger of indictment for misusing city funds. Detroit government is a cesspool at least as criminal as Baltimore. Of all the musicians who have started in this area, Kid Rock has helped Detroit the most.!! People like Diana Ross and Stevie Wonder don't even admit being from here.

Posted by: Chilling the most at July 13, 2015 09:22 AM (zW5rQ)

158 This is so cute.

Peaceful muzzies chasing the police through the streets of London.

http://tinyurl.com/pcdvu7b

Cameron needs to give another speech telling the British how all of these muzzies are not representative of islam.

That almost always works.

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at July 13, 2015 09:23 AM (BZAd3)

159 Oh crap, we're all out of donuts. I wonder what else I can lick for breakfast.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 09:23 AM (NeFrd)

160 148
Question for the horde. Can I still buy a Coon hound?

Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 09:17 AM (FEAjO)


Like any dog you have to find a good breeder and not one in a store.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 09:24 AM (GpgJl)

161 Everybody needs to get behind Trump; not because he is one of us, but because he is making the GOPe squeal like stuck pigs. The fact that he is drawing fire away from Cruz etc. makes Jeb! less likely by the minute. Having the GOPe disorganized and fighting on multiple fronts instead of shoveling their pile of crap down our throats is a great battle plan.

Posted by: An Observation at July 13, 2015 09:24 AM (kwJIZ)

162 I thought that was the definition of Summer - Hot Sticky by 6:30 AM

Next summer I'm hibernating in a lagering cellar.

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at July 13, 2015 09:24 AM (rHXGG)

163 How soon till the Christian church is told that the Cross that Christ died upon has been taken over by the KKK, and as such, is now banned?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 13, 2015 09:24 AM (VPLuQ)

164 Is this racist?

http://youtu.be/IwtdIXWGry4

Posted by: steevy at July 13, 2015 09:24 AM (sPO3u)

165
Third Party NOW,

Conservative-Libertarian Party. The CLP.

Platform:
Flat Tax
Legal weed (because we need the young vote, and who gives a shit anyway)
No obamacare.
Secure borders.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 13, 2015 09:24 AM (Eri3o)

166 Since we're sharing HS minimum wage job stories...

Try cleaning calf pens for $1.90 per hour.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 09:24 AM (FEAjO)

167 Try cleaning calf pens for $1.90 per hour.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 09:24 AM (FEAjO)


No.

Thank you, though.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 13, 2015 09:25 AM (kff5f)

168 >>> F*ck you, too, Williamson.

Yeah, this.

Here's a clue, Kev: we expect Hillary and Obama to pull this shit. The party of Reagan? No.

Posted by: fluffy at July 13, 2015 09:25 AM (2iV3X)

169 Graffiti artist Shepard Fairey was arrested in Los Angeles for his graffiti artwork in Detroit, according to reports.

Fairey, who became well-known for creating the Obama "Hope" poster, was detained by Customs agents at Los Angeles International Airport on Monday while traveling from Europe. He was arrested for allegedly vandalizing 14 buildings in Detroit.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at July 13, 2015 09:25 AM (e8kgV)

170 My brother worked at Burger King. When I picked him up after a shift, we had to ride with the windows down. He smelled terrible. The house rule was he had to go immediately to the shower and hand his clothes out the door for someone to run them straight to the washing machine. I still can't eat there. I worked in the produce section in my local grocery store chain. It was a much cleaner job, except during strawberry season.

Posted by: no good deed at July 13, 2015 09:26 AM (GgxVX)

171
I would move into a refrigerator if I could.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 13, 2015 09:26 AM (Eri3o)

172 This, "I'm offended at this, and it must go!!" will never end.

There is a reason dystopia movies have bland scenery.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 13, 2015 09:26 AM (Xa4vS)

173 Oh crap, we're all out of donuts. I wonder what else I can lick for breakfast.


Too easy.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 09:26 AM (8oSoU)

174 "Try cleaning calf pens for $1.90 per hour.

Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 09:24 AM (FEAjO) "

Try performing tonsillectomies, and amputating feet for Medicare rates.

Posted by: Doctors agains Obamacare at July 13, 2015 09:27 AM (VPLuQ)

175
Our CLP platform will also support and defend the Bill Of farking Rights.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 13, 2015 09:27 AM (Eri3o)

176 The party of Reagan? No.

Posted by: fluffy at July 13, 2015 09:25 AM (2iV3X)

Sigh.....

You are assuming that Trump is a Republican.

He is correct about illegals, but about little else.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2015 09:28 AM (Zu3d9)

177
And that sour little man David Letterman un-retired this weekend to also slam Trump:

http://tinyurl.com/o9un8s7

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 13, 2015 09:28 AM (kdS6q)

178 I would move into a refrigerator if I could.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 13, 2015 09:26 AM (Eri3o)


*****


According to the ONT you could move into a refrigerator box for ~$40k.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 09:28 AM (NeFrd)

179 Try cleaning calf pens for $1.90 per hour.


Scrape the pad 200 dairy cows stood on waiting to be milked for room and board. (Spent my 16th summer on my 2nd cousin's dairy farm)

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 09:28 AM (8oSoU)

180 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 13, 2015 09:25 AM (kff5f)

Had a male calf with an attitude. Kicked me in the leg. I broke the shovel across it's forehead dropping it to his knees. Never came near me after that "lesson".

Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 09:29 AM (FEAjO)

181 Drudge linked an interesting article in the Military Times:

"Controversy surrounds firing of Marines' female recruit battalion CO"

My read: Lt. Col. Kate Germano is an excellent Marine officer who was sandbagged by insubordinate PC types. An age-old story that doesn't reflect well on the current state of our defense readiness.

LINK: http://preview.tinyurl.com/ov6w9ha

Posted by: mrp at July 13, 2015 09:29 AM (JBggj)

182 Cleaning that table was the 2nd most disgusting thing to happen to me while I worked there.

I had a similar experience while working as a waitress at a seafood buffet.

Posted by: no good deed at July 13, 2015 09:29 AM (GgxVX)

183 trying to scrub the grime off before school.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 09:13 AM (

TANG

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 13, 2015 09:30 AM (J3phO)

184 trying to scrub the grime off before school.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 09:13 AM (

TANG

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 13, 2015 09:30 AM (J3phO)

185 I didn't realize "we" horde members were all white. Learn something new everyday.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at July 13, 2015 09:30 AM (RWGcK)

186 Fcuk Caruso and Trump.
He’s touched one particular issue that is central to one small sliver of the GOP base

Show us some polls of Americans, Republicans, Republican Volunteers, small donors ie. THE BASE:

Illegal Aliens are -
A: Felons who should be deported.
B: People who love their family doing jobs Americans won't do, etc...

Stray GOPe voltage is NOT helping.

Posted by: DaveA at July 13, 2015 09:30 AM (DL2i+)

187
Things That Amaze Me:

Red Lobster is still in business.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 13, 2015 09:30 AM (Eri3o)

188 Next summer I'm hibernating in a lagering cellar.


Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at July 13, 2015 09:24 AM


I like the way you think, Radish!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 13, 2015 09:30 AM (QiBX8)

189 185
I didn't realize "we" horde members were all white. Learn something new everyday.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at July 13, 2015 09:30 AM (RWGcK)

I don't think we are. I know of at least 2 blacks.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 13, 2015 09:31 AM (GpgJl)

190 If Russia reverted to its Communist roots, what do you think the now Leftist-dominated West would do today? Would we resist in a second Cold War, or just join the new Soviet Union like so many on the Left wanted to do back in the day? Just joining the Union would avoid so much unpleasantness, and we're basically going in that direction anyway...

Posted by: Pyrocles at July 13, 2015 09:31 AM (fVOPU)

191
I was stuck behind a Thomas' English Muffin van this morning. Can you believe they still deliver their stupid "muffins" this way?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 13, 2015 09:32 AM (Eri3o)

192 Posted by: Y-not on the phone at July 13, 2015 09:30 AM (RWGcK)

Actually, most of us are just plain old Americans, with a stray Aussie thrown in for the cool accent.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 13, 2015 09:32 AM (Zu3d9)

193 I worked summers at a Friendly Ice Cream plant. 3rd shift in the "hardening room" which was about 30 -40 degrees colder than the regular freezer. I think it was about 30 below. This is where the big 6-gallon containers of scoop&serve ice cream (used only in stores) were hardened so they could be stacked on top of each other after they were filled. The equipment I wore was mostly effective at keeping me warm, except the boots. Could not keep my feet warm and every shift I would be walking on stinging, frozen toes.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 13, 2015 09:32 AM (7RXcs)

194 Hey, why are all the barrels empty?

Posted by: Lagering cellar foreman next September at July 13, 2015 09:33 AM (NeFrd)

195 >>I didn't realize "we" horde members were all white.

I'm actually various shades of beige, trending darker in the summer.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 13, 2015 09:33 AM (OGm46)

196 Hey, why are all the barrels empty?

Musta been defective.
*urp*

Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at July 13, 2015 09:35 AM (rHXGG)

197 190 If Russia reverted to its Communist roots, what do you think the now Leftist-dominated West would do today? Would we resist in a second Cold War, or just join the new Soviet Union like so many on the Left wanted to do back in the day? Just joining the Union would avoid so much unpleasantness, and we're basically going in that direction anyway...
Posted by: Pyrocles at July 13, 2015 09:31 AM (fVOPU)

Stand aside while the Russians reabsorbed the Warsaw Pact -- they deserve a buffer zone and we were mean to them and shit.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at July 13, 2015 09:35 AM (RD7QR)

198 AVENGE ME!!!!

Posted by: Nathan Bedford Forrest's Rotten Corpse at July 13, 2015 09:35 AM (YFw5T)

199 Trump is hated at NR because he's taking on the one issue on which the GOPe is vulnerable. No, I'm serious, if they don't support illegal invasion, they might lose their funding from Big Business! Can't have that.

Again, I think Ace is right about the civil war in the Republican Party. I just think the Republican comfort class would rather hang out with the Dem comfort class than with conservatives, and what we see at NR with this and their cave on SSM are the first public signals of that.

Posted by: Agent J at July 13, 2015 09:35 AM (ueOgE)

200 Trump is a buffoon regardless if he's right about one issue. He is less a Presidential candidate than he is a provocateur for the purpose of publicity. Ask him about the 2nd amendment or abortion or tax policy. You'll find that he is as Left as anyone or at the minimum, inconsistent depending on how the wind is blowing or who his audience is.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 13, 2015 09:36 AM (4SgJh)

201 Hillary: Hard-working Americans deserve to benefit from the record corporate
earnings they helped produce," Clinton plans to say, according to an
excerpt of the speech provided by her campaign

One for all and all for one....we need to share the wealth. Community food banks, everyone should have equal wealth...

Posted by: Colin at July 13, 2015 09:36 AM (WQLtV)

202 Line of storms moving in. Goodbye, garden.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 13, 2015 09:36 AM (NtqcO)

203 Literal crap job - Newspaper behind Irish Setter in the basement every morning.

Posted by: DaveA at July 13, 2015 09:36 AM (DL2i+)

204
For a while Thomas' ran an aggressive "nooks and crannies" ad campaign, but I havent seen them advertise in many years.

Alcoa is another weird one. Every once in a great while theyll engage in a tv ad campaign to let everyone know theyre in the aluminum business.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 13, 2015 09:36 AM (Eri3o)

205
Crap job:

Ten cents a dance
that's what they pay me,
gosh, how they weigh me down.

Ten cents a dance
pansies and rough guys
tough guys who tear my gown.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 13, 2015 09:36 AM (kdS6q)

206 So who's up for the Shit-Flag Challenge?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 13, 2015 09:38 AM (YFw5T)

207 203 Literal crap job - Newspaper behind Irish Setter in the basement every morning.
Posted by: DaveA at July 13, 2015 09:36 AM

Well let him outside. My 3 don't crap in the house.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 13, 2015 09:38 AM (J3phO)

208 I am sick of race shaming. You can't pick your race. Haven't researched this but I know someone here will know. Has there been a Black PM or President in England, France, Italy, Germany, Japan, Russia, China etc? How is it that we are soooo backwards?

Posted by: Lex at July 13, 2015 09:39 AM (FBjP7)

209 HR, were you around the other day when I mentioned my "discovery" of a good, cheap German beer? I'll recommend it again just in case. Available at ALDI grocery stores (weird store, but that's not the point), Wernesgruner Pils, for 5.99 a six-pack (11.2 oz bottles). It reminded me immediately of Bitburger so I looked it up, apparently the two breweries are part of the same collective/conglomerate, and Wernesgruner is a slightly hoppier version of Bit. Definitely worth a try if you like that style of beer.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 13, 2015 09:39 AM (2cS/G)

210 Speaking of jobs, applied for one last week.

Wish me luck.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2015 09:39 AM (IdI8Q)

211 Had a male calf with an attitude. Kicked me in the leg. I broke the shovel across it's forehead dropping it to his knees. Never came near me after that "lesson".

It's too bad we can't use that tactic against the leftards.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 13, 2015 09:39 AM (eEb+d)

212 How is it that we are soooo backwards?
Posted by: Lex at July 13, 2015 09:39 AM (FBjP7)

Because we are the most advanced.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 13, 2015 09:39 AM (J3phO)

213 Good grief.

The entire contents of

Five Myths Being Espoused About Donald Trump


posted above, consists of the same three step process five times.

Step 1) - State Trump myth

Step 2) - Say "Nuh uh!" (figuratively, but without the cleverness of a 3 yr old)

Step 3) - Strut around having "nuh uh"ed Trump myth


These people are clowns.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 13, 2015 09:39 AM (KUa85)

214 Mornin, Horde.

Posted by: Sambo at July 13, 2015 09:40 AM (43pAZ)

215 210 Speaking of jobs, applied for one last week.

Wish me luck.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2015 09:39 AM (IdI8Q)

Good luck Anna!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 13, 2015 09:40 AM (J3phO)

216 210 Speaking of jobs, applied for one last week.

Wish me luck.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2015 09:39 AM (IdI8Q)

Good luck Anna!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 13, 2015 09:40 AM (J3phO)

217 "Sambo"

Uh-oh.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 13, 2015 09:41 AM (YFw5T)

218 I'm depressed. Is there any good news to be had?

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 13, 2015 09:41 AM (VcOqI)

219 TANG

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 13, 2015 09:30 AM (J3phO)


****

TANG YA. TANG YA VERRA MUCH!

Posted by: Elvis Sharpton at July 13, 2015 09:41 AM (NeFrd)

220
Shut up, everybody! Think of poor Ace who has to roll out of bed, walk over to his card table with his laptop and 56 modem and deal with morons.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2015 09:41 AM (iQIUe)

221 #212 I am the most backwards of the advanced.

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 13, 2015 09:41 AM (VcOqI)

222 Conservative-Libertarian Party. The CLP.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 13, 2015 09:24 AM (Eri3o)


I don't think the CLAP Party's gonna sell too well. Except in San Fransicko.

Posted by: RickZ at July 13, 2015 09:42 AM (sExUA)

223 From PM of Israel's twitter - Khamenei says that Iran needs to fight the U.S. regardless of the agreement.

You know, when you think about it, Obama negotiating with these murderous fucks and giving away the farm to them, makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at July 13, 2015 09:42 AM (BZAd3)

224 Hillary: Hard-working Americans deserve to benefit from the record corporate
earnings they helped produce," Clinton plans to say, according to an
excerpt of the speech provided by her campaign


Hmm, I wonder what those paychecks are for?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 13, 2015 09:42 AM (eEb+d)

225 #205

I have a William Bolcum/Joan Morris recording of "10 Cents A Dance". A great song.

Posted by: mrp at July 13, 2015 09:42 AM (JBggj)

226 What I like most about he Obama years, besides the roaring economy, is the racial healing that has happened. That and all the world peace breaking out everywhere.

Soon we will look back at these as The Good Old Days.

Posted by: Grump928(c) Feminine Hygene Product Lord of the Wasteland at July 13, 2015 09:42 AM (evdj2)

227 best of luck anna!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 13, 2015 09:42 AM (0O7c5)

228 Good luck, Anna.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 13, 2015 09:42 AM (2cS/G)

229 Speaking of French Fries

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ognzyzt

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2015 09:43 AM (IdI8Q)

230 Things That Amaze Me:

Red Lobster is still in business.


It's the biscuits.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2015 09:43 AM (659DL)

231 Who is going to reign in Pope Franky? He's fairly young and has decades of dumb commie comments ahead of him. He holds no influence over these secular matters but the left will use him like there is no tomorrow.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2015 09:43 AM (iQIUe)

232 218 I'm depressed. Is there any good news to be had?
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 13, 2015 09:41 AM (VcOqI)

Yes, Hal. Yes, there is. Your second cousin once removed is flying past Pluto tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Agent J at July 13, 2015 09:43 AM (ueOgE)

233 I was born a poor black child.

Posted by: Navin Johnson at July 13, 2015 09:43 AM (JO9+V)

234 Good luck, Anna!

Posted by: Moderate Salami at July 13, 2015 09:43 AM (/Ho8c)

235 Go get'em, AnnaP.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 13, 2015 09:44 AM (eEb+d)

236

I'm depressed. Is there any good news to be had? This is about all I could find.

He/she will be missed.
On Thursday, people in Toronto decided
to pay tribute to a dead raccoon on the sidewalk by creating a memorial
for the fallen critter.

Posted by: Colin at July 13, 2015 09:44 AM (WQLtV)

237 It's too bad we can't use that tactic against the leftards.


You can. Requires you to be in excellent shape.
Because you'd have to hit them three or four times.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 09:44 AM (8oSoU)

238 Compare and contrast Trump with Bill O'Reilly. Any difference in their brain-wattage or personality? Not fkn much.

Posted by: Bigby's Phalangerie at July 13, 2015 09:44 AM (3ZtZW)

239 I wanted to turn a new leaf, and foreswear the name calling and hostility we see regularly.

And then I read the news dump. So now I must abandon my lofty goals and state that the National Review and all of its assorted peeps can, in the Words of Ace, suck my dick.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) at July 13, 2015 09:44 AM (UPYPp)

240 via Iowahawk, this good piece on Scott Walker points out how easily he dispenses with the Democrats class warfare "income inequality" bullshit. He buys clothes at Kohl's while Bill flies Pedo Air to private sex islands, Hillary wears golden gowns and Chelsea poses for Vogue in $20K worth of clothes and jewelry.

http://bit.ly/1M1Ax1L

Posted by: MTF at July 13, 2015 09:45 AM (DkJ4E)

241 I hope the Baltimore scrunt gets a pie in the face.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2015 09:45 AM (iQIUe)

242
Take off, eh?

You hosers.

Posted by: Dead Toronto Raccoon at July 13, 2015 09:45 AM (KUa85)

243 Ask him about the 2nd amendment

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 13, 2015 09:36 AM (4SgJh)


Trump has a CCW license and owns a gun. In NYC!

Posted by: RickZ at July 13, 2015 09:47 AM (sExUA)

244 Think of poor Ace who has to roll out of bed, walk over to his card table

Heh. OUT OF BED. WALK. Good ones.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2015 09:47 AM (659DL)

245 Thanks everyone for the well wishes. Horde horsepower in the prayer department is greatly appreciated. Thanks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2015 09:47 AM (IdI8Q)

246 217 "Sambo"

Uh-oh.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 13, 2015 09:41 AM (YFw5T)

Folks have a lot of differing reactions to me. But that's a first.

Posted by: Sambo at July 13, 2015 09:47 AM (43pAZ)

247 to pay tribute to a dead raccoon on the sidewalk

****


Ma, Ma!! I got me a new hat!

Posted by: Daniel Boone at July 13, 2015 09:48 AM (NeFrd)

248 On Thursday, people in Toronto decided to pay tribute to a dead raccoon on the sidewalk by creating a memorial for the fallen critter.



Still love the pics where someone ties a get well soon balloon to a dead roadside animal.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 09:48 AM (8oSoU)

249 #236 Word is the poor raccoon died after eating a licked donut.

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 13, 2015 09:49 AM (VcOqI)

250 No it was much worse, Ariana Grande thought the racoon WAS a do-nut.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2015 09:49 AM (IdI8Q)

251 I love how no one in Toronto had a shovel and a garbage back except for sanitation workers. :/

Posted by: no good deed at July 13, 2015 09:50 AM (GgxVX)

252 "garbage bag" Sheesh.

Posted by: no good deed at July 13, 2015 09:50 AM (GgxVX)

253 #250 Oh my God. And good luck to you. Fingers crossed.

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 13, 2015 09:50 AM (VcOqI)

254 ...Chelsea poses for Vogue in $20K worth of clothes and jewelry.


****


Could be worse. What if she posed without $20K worth of clothes and jewelry?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 09:51 AM (NeFrd)

255 The number of alleged rape charges keep piling up against Bill Cosby to a point so high in numbers that it makes one wonder why they are so obsessed with discrediting him. To understand why the liberal press is so fixated on destroying him all you to need do is read his infamous speech given at Rutgers University.

http://www.rci.rutgers.edu/~schochet/101/Cosby_Speech.htm

Posted by: wrg500 at July 13, 2015 09:51 AM (FEAjO)

256
Racoon hat? No way! Didnt "the kid with the yellow eyes" wear a coon skin cap? Brrrr.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2015 09:51 AM (iQIUe)

257 I love how no one in Toronto had a shovel and a garbage back except for sanitation workers.



Not my circus, not my monkeys.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 09:51 AM (8oSoU)

258 Like Rush-

this will be my final appearance.


Catch me while you can!

Posted by: Dead Toronto Raccoon at July 13, 2015 09:51 AM (KUa85)

259 Available at ALDI grocery stores (weird store, but that's not the point)

I wish they had more checkout lanes open.
Most of the time I go to ALDI I walk out with nothing
because I don't want to wait for 30 minutes to buy one item.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 13, 2015 09:51 AM (W5DcG)

260 Posted by: RickZ at July 13, 2015 09:47 AM (sExUA)

But he wouldn't allow you to own an AR-15.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 13, 2015 09:52 AM (4SgJh)

261 Muldoon what was that quote from Forbidden Planet.

Something about "no one can gaze upon the Gorgon."

Yeah that's Chelsea Manning-Clinton

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 13, 2015 09:53 AM (IdI8Q)

262 254 ...Chelsea poses for Vogue in $20K worth of clothes and jewelry.


****


Could be worse. What if she posed without $20K worth of clothes and jewelry?
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 13, 2015 09:51 AM (NeFrd)

Try to imagine the night her offspring was conceived. Then clean up after yourself.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at July 13, 2015 09:53 AM (RD7QR)

263 I think it was the raccoon from Guardians Of The Galaxy.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 13, 2015 09:54 AM (4SgJh)

264 "because I don't want to wait for 30 minutes to buy one item"


Welcome to Alday. Would you like a chair?

Posted by: freaked at July 13, 2015 09:54 AM (KvWlw)

265 Nood art.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 09:54 AM (8oSoU)

266 "ALDI grocery stores"

I went to my Aldi's yesterday. It's a good place to stock up on rice, canned goods, and paper products. I'm working toward a one-month supply of everything for bugging-in purposes.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 13, 2015 09:55 AM (YFw5T)

267 248 Still love the pics where someone ties a get well soon balloon to a dead roadside animal.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 13, 2015 09:48 AM (8oSoU)

I never heard of that before, but lo!, they are there. Thanks much for the belly laugh, I needed one!

Posted by: Agent J at July 13, 2015 09:55 AM (ueOgE)

268 I love how no one in Toronto had a shovel and a garbage bag except for sanitation workers.


******

(shifty eyes)


Why? What have you heard?

Posted by: Toronto resident Norman Bates at July 13, 2015 09:55 AM (NeFrd)

269 Huckabee for the win.....

Aiyeee! - not a word combo to look forward too.
Could've used a Farsi countdown.

Posted by: DaveA at July 13, 2015 09:55 AM (DL2i+)

270 Posted by: Dead Toronto Raccoon at July 13, 2015 09:51 AM (KUa85)

This place...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 13, 2015 09:55 AM (659DL)

271
BTW - guess who just loved that KDW article:

Gabriel Malor gabrielmalor

I want to marry this @KevinNR column and have its babies.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 13, 2015 09:56 AM (kdS6q)

272 There was a story here about a guy having sex with roadkill.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2015 09:56 AM (iQIUe)

273 This cartoon is hilarious.

http://www.gocomics.com/stevebreen

Posted by: steevy at July 13, 2015 09:56 AM (sPO3u)

274 Trump is a buffoon regardless if he's right about one issue. He is less a Presidential candidate than he is a provocateur for the purpose of publicity. Ask him about the 2nd amendment or abortion or tax policy. You'll find that he is as Left as anyone or at the minimum, inconsistent depending on how the wind is blowing or who his audience is.
Posted by: Cruzinator

If you were going to create a spoiler campaign for Hillarity's benefit, how would you go about it differently? The left is trying to attack any questioning of open borders by attacking him. he's not likely to peel off any leftist votes, and the longer he talks, the fewer independents will likely go for him. But he's currently waving about one of the Stupid party's planks, while they're busy giving iran and JEF the green light.

And he can self finance.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 13, 2015 09:56 AM (Spluw)

275 Happy days are here again
The NSA's instilled fear again
The Greek PM's a dear again
Happy days are here again

Posted by: sadeyesteve at July 13, 2015 09:57 AM (c+ecU)

276 Chelsea is so freaking ugly. Who are they kidding.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 13, 2015 09:57 AM (iQIUe)

277 It was my first time at ALDI. I felt like I was on the set of a tv show when I walked down the first aisle. Everything looked at first glance like major brands, same colors, fonts, etc. on the packaging, but they were all slightly altered as generics. The Frosted Flakes and Cheerios lookalikes were nearly indistinguishable from the real thing. Most of the store was like that.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 13, 2015 09:58 AM (2cS/G)

278 Chelsea is quite plain, agreed.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at July 13, 2015 10:00 AM (/Ho8c)

279 @271

You mean the "seriously" conservstive, pick up driving, y'all slinging uber clown lawyer loves him some base hating?

Well knock me over with a feather.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 13, 2015 10:00 AM (CkW1y)

280 There was a story here about a guy having sex with roadkill.

Better yet, 2 people having sex on the roof of the federal building in Harrisburg, PA. Probably on PA payroll while doing it. Caught on camera.

Posted by: Colin at July 13, 2015 10:02 AM (WQLtV)

281 The racoon memorial Pretty cute.

http://tinyurl.com/oenqrfw

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 13, 2015 10:04 AM (TPimP)

282 I couldn't even read the Williamson article. The whole WHINOs think complete victory is being denied them strawman made me stop reading. Very few expect complete victory. But the GOP has had and been given significant power and they accomplish little.

I laughed at the podcast when Drew pointed out the GOP couldn't even pass a 20 week abortion ban. Gabe said one member scuttled it. I was laughing because Boehner gets what he wants when he wants it. You're telling me one member stopped him?

Posted by: WOPR at July 13, 2015 10:08 AM (nRvEn)

283 "And he can self finance"

-----------------------------------------------------------------
Trump is being talked about everywhere and all the time. I don't think he has even spent any campaign money on it. Of course he isn't being given credit for smarts they are trying to tear him down. You don't attack someone who isn't a threat in politics because it is a waste of money.

Posted by: OTB at July 13, 2015 10:08 AM (BvSwL)

284 #35 my spooge is what else!

Posted by: Caitlyn at July 13, 2015 10:40 AM (8xfSA)

285 So a country one-third the size of California requires a $96 billion bailout?!

The party must have been really, really fun. But now it's over.

Coming soon to a country near you.

Posted by: pj at July 13, 2015 11:56 AM (cHuNI)

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