Morning Thread for Friday

Geez that Andy is a lazy sonofagun, ain't he?

Happy Friday all y'all.

Posted by: Dave In Texas at 08:21 AM




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1 Blorp.

Posted by: V the K at July 10, 2015 08:23 AM (O7MnT)

2 I like a morning thread. Can I keep it?

Posted by: mindful webworker - foist? at July 10, 2015 08:23 AM (rXkis)

3 Meh

Posted by: Johnboy at July 10, 2015 08:23 AM (uIYNo)

4
(Jump)

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 10, 2015 08:23 AM (jmHCO)

5 I would have been first but took the time to read the content.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at July 10, 2015 08:24 AM (22uju)

6 "Blorp"? I lose first to "blorp"? Really? That's what I get for typing so many syllables.

Posted by: mindful webworker - blorp to you too at July 10, 2015 08:24 AM (rXkis)

7 Remember how I said Hillary is "likeable enough"?

Yeah, I didn't actually mean that.

Posted by: His Majesty, The President God-King at July 10, 2015 08:24 AM (DkJ4E)

8 Is a podcast going up today? Need something to keep me angry and awake for the drive home.

Posted by: gunslingeraz at July 10, 2015 08:24 AM (Ij1fE)

9 íHola mis amigos!

Posted by: dogfish at July 10, 2015 08:24 AM (jWtyG)

10
8am and some of you are already pussing out.

No wonder conservatism is nearly dead.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 10, 2015 08:25 AM (jmHCO)

11 So Chelsea got invited to Nikki Hiltons marriage to James Rothschild, in London. This according to the premier newspaper in all the land, The Daily Mail. I wonder if she took the Lear or the G3?

Posted by: MTF at July 10, 2015 08:26 AM (DkJ4E)

12 >>Hola mis amigos!

Mornin' Jeb.

Posted by: V the K at July 10, 2015 08:26 AM (O7MnT)

13 Top bottom top bottom top bottom

Woo hoo!

It's like jumping on the bed first thing in the morning.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 10, 2015 08:26 AM (nqiq9)

14 Donuts. Invest in donuts.

Posted by: MTF at July 10, 2015 08:27 AM (DkJ4E)

15 Hey, all you mumble-grubbin', flarb-zargin', ploosh-swankin'....

....Uh.....are we still doing the whole

rapid weasels shaved with a cheese-grater then thrown in a burlap bag full of ghost pepper sauce ball of anger thang?

...Cuz if not...


*kicks dirts*

Posted by: naturalfake at July 10, 2015 08:28 AM (KUa85)

16 "Blorp"? I lose first to "blorp"? Really? That's what I get for typing so many syllables.

What can I say, I love 'Archer.'

Posted by: V the K at July 10, 2015 08:28 AM (O7MnT)

17 good morning everyone

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 10, 2015 08:29 AM (0O7c5)

18 "Son of a gun" is a sexist term.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 10, 2015 08:29 AM (659DL)

19 Since the 'jump to' feature was added I've lost inches from my waistline and feel much healthier.

Posted by: rip van se pa moron at July 10, 2015 08:29 AM (xQX/f)

20 Morning, Glories!

I don't do much lately, but I did this a couple days ago, so here's an image-remix webwork.

Bernie's Plan - Sanders has a strategy to challenge The Woman Candidate.
http://mindfulwebworks.com/radical/bernies-plan

Vic declined to bless us with news this morning. I guess the weekend unofficially begins, then. Why does it feel like Monday?

Posted by: mindful webworker - blorp to you too at July 10, 2015 08:29 AM (rXkis)

21 Anybody know where I can find this "John Boehner" guy?

Posted by: Honey Badger at July 10, 2015 08:29 AM (DkJ4E)

22

DAY 976

487 to go (560 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, mewling mattress myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2015 08:29 AM (St6BJ)

23 11: The broom.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at July 10, 2015 08:29 AM (ucDmr)

24 15
Hey, all you mumble-grubbin', flarb-zargin', ploosh-swankin'....



....Uh.....are we still doing the whole



rapid weasels shaved with a cheese-grater then thrown in a burlap bag full of ghost pepper sauce ball of anger thang?

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I dunno yet. How's Trump's poll numbers again?

Posted by: exdem13 at July 10, 2015 08:29 AM (ry4ab)

25 Seven minutes in and no Joo or Scandi jokes? I don't know you people any more.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at July 10, 2015 08:30 AM (22uju)

26 Morning everyone.

Has anybody seen the sun??

In Ohio, it's rained 20 out of the last 25 days. Looks like a fvcking rainforest around here - especially in the garden.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 10, 2015 08:30 AM (nqiq9)

27 Good morning! Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 10, 2015 08:30 AM (u82oZ)

28
is Benk gonna kick us in the balls soon or what?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 10, 2015 08:30 AM (jmHCO)

29
And yet, Donald J. Trump.

Keep stirring the shit. I'll worry about everything else later.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2015 08:30 AM (St6BJ)

30 Instapundit and ace sitting in a tree...

Posted by: blaster at July 10, 2015 08:31 AM (2Ocf1)

31 26 Morning everyone.

Has anybody seen the sun??

In Ohio, it's rained 20 out of the last 25 days. Looks like a fvcking rainforest around here - especially in the garden.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 10, 2015 08:30 AM (nqiq9)



Jeez, they should change the state flower to mildew.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2015 08:31 AM (St6BJ)

32 they recorded a podcast last night so it should go up unless they fucked it up

Posted by: Dave in Texas at July 10, 2015 08:31 AM (WvXvd)

33
I think Ace can remove the "Flynn" banner ad in the sidebar now.

Sadly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2015 08:32 AM (St6BJ)

34 24 15 Hey, all you mumble-grubbin', flarb-zargin', ploosh-swankin'.... ....Uh.....are we still doing the whole rapid weasels shaved with a cheese-grater then thrown in a burlap bag full of ghost pepper sauce ball of anger thang?

Good question. Ewok was a bit grumpy himself yesterday - more so than usual.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 10, 2015 08:32 AM (nqiq9)

35 I need to stain my deck. Need it to stop raining.

Posted by: blaster at July 10, 2015 08:33 AM (2Ocf1)

36 unless they fucked it up

No, I WILL NOT SWING AT THE GIANT HANGING CURVEBALL. NO, NO, NO.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 10, 2015 08:33 AM (659DL)

37
I jumped to the bottom of the page and nearly fell off.

Good morning. Just have to make it thru today then I have 2 whole days to do whatever I want.

What? What's that? A honeydo list? Help! I'm being oppressed!!

Posted by: freaked at July 10, 2015 08:33 AM (BO/km)

38 21 Anybody know where I can find this "John Boehner" guy?
Posted by: Honey Badger at July 10, 2015 08:29 AM (DkJ4E) Please don't bother me, I'm still in bed with Baraka.

Posted by: The Bone at July 10, 2015 08:33 AM (22uju)

39 Commenter on Steve Sailer's blog made a good point about trump. Trump projects the alpha bad boy persona.

I think Ace misses the point that while some of the wimpy comfort class guys will hate him, the women, while steadfastly denying it, will love him for it. Trump actually might win the single woman vote.

As evidence, I off the movie, "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance."

Posted by: WOPR at July 10, 2015 08:34 AM (nRvEn)

40 Where's my fucking lemonade?

Posted by: Hillary! People Should Trust Me at July 10, 2015 08:34 AM (DkJ4E)

41 I see Mike Flynn advertisements on the sidebar. Can we still vote for him?

Posted by: freaked at July 10, 2015 08:34 AM (BO/km)

42
What class are y'all?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 10, 2015 08:34 AM (jmHCO)

43 34 Good question. Ewok was a bit grumpy himself yesterday - more so than usual.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 10, 2015 08:32 AM (nqiq9)


A "ball of confusion," so to speak.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2015 08:34 AM (St6BJ)

44 Bitch McConnell endorses (sort of) Matt Bevin.

http://www.kentucky.com/2015/07/02/3928410/ mitch-mcconnell-we-need-to-get.html

Politics. Bedfellows. et cetera.

Posted by: V the K at July 10, 2015 08:34 AM (O7MnT)

45 Angela Merkel is HOT!....She is sooooo sexy! Love her manly hair style and her come hither Archie Bunker sexy time look. How does she do it? Do all Kraut broads look as good as she does?
Yummy!

Posted by: Hillary with a Wang! at July 10, 2015 08:35 AM (D0NZx)

46 42
What class are y'all?
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 10, 2015 08:34 AM (jmHCO)


Joo-intellectual from low-life Brooklyn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2015 08:35 AM (St6BJ)

47 26
Morning everyone.



Has anybody seen the sun??



In Ohio, it's rained 20 out of the last 25 days. Looks like a fvcking rainforest around here - especially in the garden.
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Word. And the lawn grows like crazy.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 10, 2015 08:35 AM (ry4ab)

48 35 I need to stain my deck. Need it to stop raining.
Posted by: blaster at July 10, 2015 08:33 AM (2Ocf1)

Me too. Plus a hundred other things to do that require an absence of rain. Lived here all my life and never seen it this soggy.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 10, 2015 08:36 AM (nqiq9)

49 What the.....news dump already posted.

Posted by: WOPR at July 10, 2015 08:36 AM (nRvEn)

50 What class are y'all?

Detention study hall.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 10, 2015 08:36 AM (659DL)

51 11 So Chelsea got invited to Nikki Hiltons marriage to James Rothschild, in London. This according to the premier newspaper in all the land, The Daily Mail. I wonder if she took the Lear or the G3?
Posted by: MTF at July 10, 2015 08:26 AM (DkJ4E)

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ROTHSCHILDS? I knew it! Jew aliens! They took the hover-saucer!

Posted by: Luap Nor at July 10, 2015 08:37 AM (vd4oB)

52 I wonder how much of Trump's appeal is simply in not sounding like a mealy-mouthed politician.

The Anodyne Politician says, "We need to deal strongly with ISIS and make sure they don't threaten our national security."

Trump says, "We need to bomb the f--k out of ISIS and kill every last one of the bastards."

There's a reason people prefer the latter approach.

Posted by: V the K at July 10, 2015 08:37 AM (O7MnT)

53 42


What class are y'all?
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The word "class" is not used much around here....

Posted by: exdem13 at July 10, 2015 08:37 AM (ry4ab)

54 Yeah Ace was grumpy, like the abused wife explaining that 'he promised he'd stop beating me' after the new sheriff in town (Trump) visits her doublewide.

Posted by: rip van se pa moron at July 10, 2015 08:38 AM (xQX/f)

55 >>> In Ohio, it's rained 20 out of the last 25 days. Looks like a fvcking rainforest around here - especially in the garden.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 10, 2015 08:30 AM (nqiq9)


*looks hungrily at nearby unsuspecting humanoid, sharpens knives*

Posted by: Teenage Mutant Plant-Life at July 10, 2015 08:38 AM (Rzmvi)

56 Trump is the traditional nutty early candidate. If he has any serious support you'll know it when the GOP hires Axelrod to astroturf some crazy story about his unacknowledged bastard children.

Posted by: MTF at July 10, 2015 08:39 AM (DkJ4E)

57 48
35 I need to stain my deck. Need it to stop raining.

Posted by: blaster at July 10, 2015 08:33 AM (2Ocf1)



Me too. Plus a hundred other things to do that require an absence
of rain. Lived here all my life and never seen it this soggy.
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Somebody needs to phone Heaven and tell the weather angels they have the Midwest crossed with Oregon and Washington.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 10, 2015 08:39 AM (ry4ab)

58 Man, the horde flood in. *waves cheerily to all*

V the K: What can I say, I love 'Archer.'

Archer? That's some TV thing, right? So "blorp" is not just what it's always been, now it's a Thing from Somewhere. Huh. Life rolls on.

Here's a headline harbinger of things to come:
Wheaton College May Have to 'Outsource Sin'
"Christianity Today"
http://bit.ly/1JTM2c4

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's a thing at July 10, 2015 08:40 AM (rXkis)

59 55
>>> In Ohio, it's rained 20 out of the last 25 days. Looks like
a fvcking rainforest around here - especially in the garden.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 10, 2015 08:30 AM (nqiq9)




*looks hungrily at nearby unsuspecting humanoid, sharpens knives*
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"I'm a big green mutha from outer space and I'm bad!"

Yeah time to do some more weeding....

Posted by: exdem13 at July 10, 2015 08:41 AM (ry4ab)

60 There are supposedly 100 German MP's that don't think the Greece deal is so hot. The Vice Chancellor was brutal about Tspiras. One MP said every vote against the bailout is a vote against Merkle.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2015 08:41 AM (bqf3B)

61 Posted by: exdem13 at July 10, 2015 08:35 AM (ry4ab)

Yeah, I shouldn't be mowing the lawn once or twice a week this time of year. It should be turning a nice brown by this point.

Posted by: WOPR at July 10, 2015 08:43 AM (nRvEn)

62 56 ...unacknowledged bastard children"

Bill's went down a commode or in the dust bin....

Posted by: The Greek at July 10, 2015 08:43 AM (hCdMd)

63 >>>What? What's that? A honeydo list? Help! I'm being oppressed!!
Posted by: freaked at July 10, 2015 08:33 AM (BO/km)


WE'RE in charge now, beyotch! Taste the Rainbow......

Posted by: The Matriarchy at July 10, 2015 08:44 AM (Rzmvi)

64 43 34 Good question. Ewok was a bit grumpy himself yesterday - more so than usual.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 10, 2015 08:32 AM (nqiq9)


He frustrated.

Ace is the kind of guy who charts out the hip room to torque ratio when buying a car, and he can't understand people who just walk in and say "I'll take the red one!".

He was foaming at the mouth back when Perry was fumbling in the debates and Palin was still being talked about as a candidate.

Now, he's afraid that the dummies will pick someone wrong just because they're saying the popular thing. Which is kind of the point.

He'll calm down and try to win us rubes over with geometric logic.

Posted by: jwest at July 10, 2015 08:47 AM (P/xrJ)

65 Nope. The 'jump to' feature probably eliminates 50% of my daily exercise... Contemplating class-action suit, any takers?

Posted by: socalcon at July 10, 2015 08:49 AM (DAB5r)

66 32 they recorded a podcast last night so it should go up unless they fucked it up
Posted by: Dave in Texas at July 10, 2015 08:31 AM (WvXvd)

Thanks sir. 38 minutes

Posted by: gunslingeraz at July 10, 2015 08:52 AM (Ij1fE)

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