Friday Morning News Dump

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1 Hello?

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 10, 2015 08:35 AM (VcOqI)

2 Good morning, everyone.

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 10, 2015 08:35 AM (VcOqI)

3 What the....

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 10, 2015 08:36 AM (VcOqI)

4 Howdy......

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 10, 2015 08:36 AM (JtAAl)

5 Bernie Sanders: The Republican Party Is Literally A Fringe Party

We are the fringe on Caitlyn Obama's skirt. What of it?

Posted by: John Boehner at July 10, 2015 08:36 AM (FcR7P)

6 And hello, Friday.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 10, 2015 08:37 AM (JtAAl)

7 Fringe is cool.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 10, 2015 08:37 AM (VcOqI)

8 Hmmmm...Vegans must illegally overthrow the world in order to save it.

Can't they just run around naked like the PETA chicks do? Or do we really want to see them naked?

At least they recognize that their actions are illegal. I guess that that is something.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at July 10, 2015 08:37 AM (Nurf/)

9 Stomp!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 10, 2015 08:37 AM (VPLuQ)

10 Commenter on Steve Sailer's blog made a good point about trump. Trump projects the alpha bad boy persona.

I think Ace misses the point that while some of the wimpy comfort class guys will hate him, the women, while steadfastly denying it, will love him for it. Trump actually might win the single woman vote.

As evidence, I off the movie, "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance."

Posted by: WOPR at July 10, 2015 08:37 AM (nRvEn)

11 Stompety stompety!

Posted by: HR trinkt Schnaps at July 10, 2015 08:38 AM (rHXGG)

12 When I call my local Chinese restaurant. they know all about me.
Now I know why...

Posted by: Colin at July 10, 2015 08:38 AM (WQLtV)

13 Would a Christian Bakery, in a Sanctuary City be required to follow Federal law?

If "yes", show your work.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 10, 2015 08:39 AM (VPLuQ)

14 At this rate the Sunday ONT should be here in another fifteen minutes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 10, 2015 08:39 AM (659DL)

15 "Signs point to a Biden Run"


Yeah: "I'm with Stupid" =>

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 10, 2015 08:39 AM (nqiq9)

16 I could understand why Latinos may think of global warming as a problem. If for nine months out of the year the daily high were 110 F or higher, and I didn't know much about science and was constantly being lied to about the Earth rapidly heating up, I'd think that a future in which the daily highs were 120 F or higher for ten months out of the year would be a problem.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at July 10, 2015 08:40 AM (Nurf/)

17 Finally, ESPN is going to have to suffer.

Posted by: WOPR at July 10, 2015 08:41 AM (nRvEn)

18 Whoa! Stomperoo!

Posted by: MTF at July 10, 2015 08:41 AM (DkJ4E)

19 Nullification, bitches.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 10, 2015 08:41 AM (YFw5T)

20 I'd be more concerned about China's "Lost Boy's" than the west's.

Here, we'll just get random crazies. At the numbers they have, chances are pretty good they'll have one bitch of a war.

Posted by: Chupacabras at July 10, 2015 08:41 AM (kZVsz)

21 But but the last thread is still wet and wrinkled from birth...

Oh well.

(Tosses last thread in dumpster)

Posted by: mindful webworker - life is cruel at July 10, 2015 08:42 AM (rXkis)

22 The Whole Foods article is pretty good.


CEO believes in many of the things that the Left hates.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 10, 2015 08:42 AM (VPLuQ)

23 >>Whole Foods CEO: Economic Freedom Has Listed Humanity Out Of The Dirt

I have a new band name!

Posted by: Listed Humanity at July 10, 2015 08:43 AM (61JYR)

24 10 Commenter on Steve Sailer's blog made a good point about trump. Trump projects the alpha bad boy persona.

I think Ace misses the point that while some of the wimpy comfort class guys will hate him, the women, while steadfastly denying it, will love him for it. Trump actually might win the single woman vote. As evidence, I off the movie, "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance."

Posted by: WOPR at July 10, 2015 08:37 AM (nRvEn)


I think the basic difference between Ace and most of the 'rons is that Ace is only looking at Trump overall viability as a (R) candidate, whereas the 'rons are just enjoying Trump's flamethrowing of the moment, knowing he's probably not going to be the primary winner but hoping he can do some real damage to the current Prog (R) & (D) regimes.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 10, 2015 08:43 AM (nqiq9)

25 I really love that headline "Top Three Republicans Want OPM Head Fired"! A good morning laugh is the right way to start the work day.

Posted by: MTF at July 10, 2015 08:43 AM (DkJ4E)

26 19
Nullification, bitches.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 10, 2015 08:41 AM (YFw5T)

It's getting a lot of use these days, what with the Sanctuary Cities and Colorado pot laws. Disobeying Federal laws seemingly has no consequence there...

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 10, 2015 08:43 AM (J+mig)

27 I'm just going to leave this here.
http://t.co/2SFEmsDDlU

My parents drove me by the one in Roselawn when they dropped me off at college.

Posted by: HR trinkt Schnaps at July 10, 2015 08:43 AM (rHXGG)

28 >>Finally, ESPN is going to have to suffer.

That would be most good. Most good.

Politics aside, sports on TV have become unwatchable.

If you watch youtube clips of football games from the 70's, 80's... you're struck by how little yammering there is from the announcers, and how much more enjoyable sports is without non-stop CGI Bukkake.

Posted by: V the K at July 10, 2015 08:43 AM (O7MnT)

29 "As evidence, I off the movie, "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance."



Where John Wayne actually did the dirty work.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 10, 2015 08:43 AM (JtAAl)

30 With todays thread velocity the Art thread is probably already posted.

Posted by: MTF at July 10, 2015 08:44 AM (DkJ4E)

31 "and I didn't know much about science and was constantly being lied to about the Earth rapidly heating up,"

Wait, is this about Latinos, or High School science students?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 10, 2015 08:44 AM (VPLuQ)

32 >>>>"Realistic proposal from Athens needs to be matched by realistic proposal
from creditors on debt sustainability to create win-win situation"

Yep. That statement means Greece is never ever going to pay off any debt whatsoever.

Debt sustainability, the new Left codeword for "we ain't paying off $hit".

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 10, 2015 08:44 AM (iONHu)

33 "It's getting a lot of use these days, what with the Sanctuary Cities and Colorado pot laws. Disobeying Federal laws seemingly has no consequence there..."

Yep. I want my state to nullify federal withholding laws.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 10, 2015 08:44 AM (YFw5T)

34 >>I'd think that a future in which the daily highs were 120 F or higher for ten months out of the year would be a problem.

And would head north, despite borders?

Posted by: Listed Humanity at July 10, 2015 08:45 AM (61JYR)

35 Regarding Trump, I think it boils down to there being Ace Moron's and DrewM Moron's.

Posted by: Chupacabras at July 10, 2015 08:45 AM (CGjum)

36 Fringe party sounds kinda cool -- all dystopian and post apocalyptic. Tattered clothing, women all dressed like Raquel Welsh in 1, 000, 000 years BC.

Posted by: rip van se pa moron at July 10, 2015 08:45 AM (xQX/f)

37 Economic Freedom Has Listed Humanity Out Of The Dirt

Craig's listed?

At least Humanity is no longer unlisted.

Wouldn't be a BenK dump without headline tpyos to mock.

Posted by: mindful webworker - nevar maid o misteak at July 10, 2015 08:45 AM (rXkis)

38 >>Trump projects the alpha bad boy persona.

Like I said on the Willow, part of the appeal of Trump is he doesn't speak in empty platitudes. He doesn't talk about "securing the border," he talks about building walls. He doesn't talk about "bringing people out of the shadows," he talks about deporting rapists.

Real ideas are always more interesting than empty platitudes.

And, by the way, I don't like Trump. I just understand why his approach works.

Posted by: V the K at July 10, 2015 08:46 AM (O7MnT)

39 I found Waldo!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 10, 2015 08:46 AM (VPLuQ)

40 36
Fringe party sounds kinda cool -- all dystopian and post apocalyptic.
Tattered clothing, women all dressed like Raquel Welsh in 1, 000, 000
years BC.





Posted by: rip van se pa moron at July 10, 2015 08:45 AM (xQX/f)

Collander facemasks and biker leather for the rest of us?

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 10, 2015 08:46 AM (J+mig)

41 CEO believes in many of the things that the Left hates.

Math, for instance.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 10, 2015 08:46 AM (659DL)

42 Disobeying Federal laws seemingly has no consequence there...

----------------

Only if one is a leftist.

Otherwise, don't do it. Obama's DoJ will suddenly take an interest in applying the law, the IRS, the FBI, OSHA, the SEC, and whoever else can make your life miserable.

But you are correct about how the law just isn't applied to one segment of the population, namely, those whose views are in line with The Lightworker.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at July 10, 2015 08:46 AM (Nurf/)

43 "Signs Point To A Biden Run" and other unlikely links are a hallmark of the frat-boy humor site "Ace Of Spades HQ".

Posted by: Roy Edroso at July 10, 2015 08:47 AM (DkJ4E)

44 And when did I get this new hash?

It's not the least bit obscene.

Hmph.

Posted by: Mama AJ at July 10, 2015 08:47 AM (61JYR)

45 Where John Wayne actually did the dirty work.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 10, 2015 08:43 AM (JtAAl)

It's interesting that at the end, Stewart's wife is still pining for Wayne.

It's almost like older movies had a better understanding of women than many women themselves do today.

Posted by: WOPR at July 10, 2015 08:47 AM (nRvEn)

46 Who is Raquel Welsh?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 10, 2015 08:48 AM (659DL)

47 BBC now saying police think 18 year old "German" may have been related to 82 yo he supposedly shot.

Posted by: Baldy at July 10, 2015 08:48 AM (sEXjW)

48 Real ideas are always more interesting than empty platitudes.



And, by the way, I don't like Trump. I just understand why his approach works.

Posted by: V the K at July 10, 2015 08:46 AM (O7MnT)

"Beautiful words are not truthful, truthful words are not beautiful." -Tao te Ching. Old wisdom, and people understand this on an instinctive level. Try to dress up something awful with some pretty words, and people's used car salesman detector goes off. May not work every time, on every issue, but people get wise to the BS eventually. "Bringing people out of the shadows" is just a code phrase for Amnesty.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 10, 2015 08:48 AM (J+mig)

49 Two words, Son: Confederate flags.

Posted by: That Guy In The Graduate at July 10, 2015 08:49 AM (YFw5T)

50 Fringe party in so much as it controls Congress and the clear majority of states and state houses.



Now, to how effective it is, that's something else.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 10, 2015 08:49 AM (JtAAl)

51 "34 >>I'd think that a future in which the daily highs were 120 F or higher for ten months out of the year would be a problem.

And would head north, despite borders? "

Coupled with the line, "We've got airconditioners for everyone - just be sure to see the friendly Democratic party representative at the border," and, voila, instant northern migration.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at July 10, 2015 08:49 AM (Nurf/)

52 It's a shame that we don't read NRO.

VDH has an excellent article about disregard for law, and it's impact on national viability.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 10, 2015 08:49 AM (VPLuQ)

53 But you are correct about how the law just isn't
applied to one segment of the population, namely, those whose views are
in line with The Lightworker.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at July 10, 2015 08:46 AM (Nurf/)

I seem to remember arbitrary law was one of the biggest reasons for a Philadelphia meeting in 1776. They even sent a harshly worded letter to the government about it and everything.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 10, 2015 08:50 AM (J+mig)

54 36 Tattered clothing, women all dressed like Raquel Welsh in 1, 000, 000
years BC.

http://tinyurl.com/otz56ql

Magnificent. Spectacular even.

I know its early for bewbs, but it's Friday AND it's Raquel. I'd still hit it like a jackhammer.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 10, 2015 08:50 AM (nqiq9)

55 Re-run, since the last thread was stomped immediately.

Here's a headline harbinger of things to come:
Wheaton College May Have to 'Outsource Sin'
"Christianity Today"
http://bit.ly/1JTM2c4

Posted by: mindful webworker - call 1-800-sin-4you at July 10, 2015 08:50 AM (rXkis)

56 Google image search Raquel Welsh and 1, 000, 000 years BC. Unforgettable body. Timeless appeal.

Posted by: rip van se pa moron at July 10, 2015 08:50 AM (xQX/f)

57 >>Wouldn't be a BenK dump without headline tpyos to mock.

HA HA you said 'tpyos'.

And see #23.

In other words...

Good morning!

Posted by: Mama AJ at July 10, 2015 08:50 AM (61JYR)

58 LULZ. Stupid symbolism with a price tag.

A special van used to transport historical artifacts will take
the flag to the Confederate relic room, where it eventually will be
housed in a multimillion-dollar shrine lawmakers promised to build as
part of a compromise to get the bill ordering the flag's removal through
the House.

http://tinyurl.com/oqu2555


Posted by: Portugal at July 10, 2015 08:51 AM (oVJmc)

59 Why should states follow fed law. The feds don't even follow them. They run this country making up shit as they go. Fu*k them.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at July 10, 2015 08:51 AM (jN+3o)

60 The Hartford Courant has a story about the twelve or so D.C. Metro passengers who cowered while a 24 year old was stabbed, slashed, kicked, stomped, and beaten to death in front of them. No one lifted a finger. And, of course, being D.C., there were no guns. I hope to God I would have done something.....

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 10, 2015 08:51 AM (VcOqI)

61 59
Why should states follow fed law. The feds don't even follow them. They run this country making up shit as they go. Fu*k them.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at July 10, 2015 08:51 AM (jN+3o)

And that's the big problem of arbitrary law. It degrades the Rule of Law, replaced it with the Rule of Fiat, and eventually people start going "Well, we don't care if you say so. I say it ain't so."

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 10, 2015 08:53 AM (J+mig)

62 Ironic innit? The Wilderness blogger while bemoaning the circus-like atmosphere and lack of statesmanship in presidential politics and the loss of decorum in general offers us this pearl:


"He's an unlikeable buffoon blowing air out of the hole that occupies the oleaginous center of his putty-mushed melon."



'cause that line just screams 'statesmanship'.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at July 10, 2015 08:53 AM (NeFrd)

63 "ESPN Tightens Its Belt as Pressure on It Mounts"

Couldn't possibly be that cable news is having so much trouble because they've been outputting crap?

Couldn't possibly be that cable news has become a freaking sermonizer on stuff we either don't care about or the sermon is opposite to what we believe?

The costs are another matter and there's some purely financial decisions being made but if they were producing good shows and quit being the freaking Nag Central promoting all sorts of PC crap that we're really not interested in and really want to see stop then people just might be willing to fork over the dough. Oh and cut back on the freaking commercials. 20 minute and hour is ridiculous for paid programming.

Can't make it otherwise then cut some bloat be creative maybe some wholesome programming won't cost as much.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 10, 2015 08:53 AM (x3GpS)

64 "59 Why should states follow fed law. The feds don't even follow them. They run this country making up shit as they go. Fu*k them.
Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at July 10, 2015 08:51 AM (jN+3o)"

When government loses all legitimacy, as our federal government has, there's certainly no moral obligation to follow its laws. A case can be made that there's a moral obligation to disobey as much as is possible.

Posted by: That Guy In The Graduate at July 10, 2015 08:53 AM (YFw5T)

65 Well, not all of Mexico is sun-baked desert. They have high mountains and snow-capped peaks, vast coastal rivieras, etc.

A lot of those immigrants are moving from what we'd call paradise to......Oakland and El Paso and San Antonio.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 10, 2015 08:53 AM (JtAAl)

66 I think the basic difference between Ace and most of the 'rons is that Ace is only looking at Trump overall viability as a (R) candidate, whereas the 'rons are just enjoying Trump's flamethrowing of the moment, knowing he's probably not going to be the primary winner but hoping he can do some real damage to the current Prog (R) & (D) regimes.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 10, 2015 08:43 AM (nqiq9)

I know I am personally offended at the way the Trump is being attacked financially for his statements.
It's Eich to the nth.
And it's seeing Trump not back down that is making me cheer for him.

Posted by: @votermom at July 10, 2015 08:54 AM (cbfNE)

67 If Biden were to run, what is the latest he conceivably announce? It ia about 1 year till the conventions, so time seems short.

Posted by: Baldy at July 10, 2015 08:54 AM (sEXjW)

68 And, by the way, I don't like Trump. I just understand why his approach works.
Posted by: V the K at July 10, 2015 08:46 AM (O7MnT)

I don't think he would be a good president either. But, he's making points and taking the heat. Perry hitting Trump over his wall statement just shows the ignorance of the political class. Sure everyone knows you need more than just a wall. But saying you are going to build the wall implies everything else.

It would be like someone complaining about Eisenhower saying, "We are going to invade Europe." I mean he didn't talk about the ships, provide a detailed plan, etc. to the public.

Posted by: WOPR at July 10, 2015 08:54 AM (nRvEn)

69 When government loses all legitimacy, as our federal
government has, there's certainly no moral obligation to follow its
laws. A case can be made that there's a moral obligation to disobey as
much as is possible.

Posted by: That Guy In The Graduate at July 10, 2015 08:53 AM (YFw5T)

Jesus: Render unto Caesar those things that are Caesar, and render unto God those things that are God's.
Me: If Caesar starts demanding what's God's, he can eat a dick.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 10, 2015 08:55 AM (J+mig)

70 Looks like the History Channel is doing comparatively well. Giorgio Tsoukalos is holding the line there with his alien shows.

Or maybe it is his hair that is captivating the audience...

Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at July 10, 2015 08:55 AM (Nurf/)

71 And then I'm going to leave this here for all you H8rz.
http://is.gd/Qdqsl2


Estately rated states based on eight factors:Bald eagles per square mileOlympic gold medals won per capitaNative astronauts per capitaFast food restaurants per capitaMajor League Baseball players per capitaPercentage of homes with firearmsPercentage of Facebook users liking the United States of America Google searches for the words "Bin Laden dead."

Posted by: HR trinkt Schnaps at July 10, 2015 08:55 AM (rHXGG)

72 I'd like to kick Tony Kornheiser right in the fac.....seat of the pants.

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 10, 2015 08:55 AM (VcOqI)

73 "I know its early for bewbs,"


Honestly, I don't know that it's ever too early for bewbs.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 10, 2015 08:56 AM (JtAAl)

74 Muldoon, a solid man at July 10, 2015 08:53 AM (NeFrd)

I stopped reading about 3 sentences in. Glad I did.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 10, 2015 08:56 AM (x3GpS)

75 50 Fringe party in so much as it controls Congress and the clear majority of states and state houses.

Big Bernie is a Senator, and lives in a weird parallel universe where the GOP is a fringe party. His campaign forays out into America will surprise him.

Posted by: MTF at July 10, 2015 08:56 AM (DkJ4E)

76 A lot of those immigrants are moving from what we'd call paradise to......Oakland and El Paso and San Antonio.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 10, 2015 08:53 AM (JtAAl)

Maybe we should just move them all in, and when they're all here, quietly sneak across the border the other way and take over paradise?

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 10, 2015 08:56 AM (J+mig)

77 Its not too early for boobehs. No, it is definitely not too early.

Posted by: MTF at July 10, 2015 08:57 AM (DkJ4E)

78 Caller in to the radio points out that Six Flags will have to become Five Flags since one of their flags is the Confederate National Flag.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 10, 2015 08:57 AM (oVJmc)

79 1bulwetweft: I know its early for bewbs...

What language is that? I don't recognize it.

Posted by: mindful webworker - blue-foot type, only? at July 10, 2015 08:57 AM (rXkis)

80 @72

Can't stand Tony Kornholer.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 10, 2015 08:57 AM (JtAAl)

81 "Chines President Faces Rare Backlash" is behind the wsj firewall but that won't stop me from opining.

I've been wondering if Xi will face a leadership challenge because of the stock crash.
I think he will probably (or already has) lopped off a few scapegoat heads to forestall this.

Posted by: @votermom at July 10, 2015 08:58 AM (cbfNE)

82 Maybe we should just move them all in, and when they're all here, quietly sneak across the border the other way and take over paradise?
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 10, 2015 08:56 AM (J+mig)


Think about that quite often. Usually around mid-January....

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 10, 2015 08:58 AM (nqiq9)

83 Purdue has the most astronaut alumni, though.

Posted by: HR trinkt Schnaps at July 10, 2015 08:58 AM (rHXGG)

84 Who is Raquel Welsh?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 10, 2015 08:48 AM (659DL)


You can't be serious!! SMH

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 10, 2015 08:58 AM (JO9+V)

85 "Top three Republicans want OPM fired."

I want her fired too, preferably from the Missouri's main battery. But good luck on either of those scenarios, it's damn hard to get accountability or punishment out of the Feds anymore. And with King Putt in charge, yeah....

Posted by: exdem13 at July 10, 2015 08:58 AM (ry4ab)

86 80 Wilbon is even worst.Racist POS.

Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2015 08:59 AM (sPO3u)

87 Top Three Republicans Want OPM Head Fired

....

and?

Nothing will happen.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 10, 2015 08:59 AM (fWAjv)

88 Maybe we should just move them all in, and when they're all here,
quietly sneak across the border the other way and take over paradise?


It's occurred to me that if GWB was really the warmongering oil-stealing imperialist he was painted as, we would have done that ten years ago.

Posted by: HR trinkt Schnaps at July 10, 2015 08:59 AM (rHXGG)

89 Even worst.Oh geez,need more coffee.

Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2015 08:59 AM (sPO3u)

90 Posted by: That Guy In The Graduate at July 10, 2015 08:53 AM (YFw5T)

Jesus: Render unto Caesar those things that are Caesar, and render unto God those things that are God's.
Me: If Caesar starts demanding what's God's, he can eat a dick.

Caesar: The law is what I say it is, and the legions make it legal

Actually from the movie Cleopatra, but probably more or less true.

Posted by: Colin at July 10, 2015 08:59 AM (WQLtV)

91 Trump should reach out to Brat to join Team Trump.

Brat could level Trump up so he could be the vehicle to deliver the message.

Let's face it, the other candidates are timid and or GOPe shills or just do not have the gravitas to do the job.

Remember, it was Trump that got Obama to release his bullshit birth certificate.

Dude is fearless.

Say what you want about Trump, and there's a lot to be said, he's put himself on the line and is suffering real damages.

Why just yesterday the FAA has now said its rescinding Trumps special call signs for his planes because that's what the fully weaponized federal government does now to its enemies.

Much like I was on team Cain because quite frankly I'm done with the professional politican/lawyer class, sorry Cruz, I want someone who's actually accomplished something in the real world.

Is Trump perfect, hell no, but he is saying things that matter to me and is taking real damage for it.

I appreciate that.

So for now I'm on Team Trump until he flames out.


Posted by: Kreplach at July 10, 2015 08:59 AM (VvoVZ)

92 Who is Raquel Welsh?

You can't be serious!! SMH


Nope. Never heard of Raquel Welsh.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 10, 2015 09:00 AM (659DL)

93 "Maybe we should just move them all in, and when they're all here, quietly sneak across the border the other way and take over paradise?"


I like it, I like it. Calling dibs on Monterrey.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 10, 2015 09:00 AM (JtAAl)

94 http://acecomments.mu.nu/247449-top-three-house-republicans-want-opm-head-fired

You want her fired.
You would settle for a reprimand
You will get laughed in the face with spittle running down your cheek

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 10, 2015 09:00 AM (QyBQv)

95 So, now that we've had pictures of Racquel Welch - which I am eternally grateful for, BTW - and since I have to have some blood withdrawn later this morning in part due to the doc being concerned about a vitamin D deficiency, will pictures of Racquel in bikinis help out with my deficiency here?

Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at July 10, 2015 09:00 AM (Nurf/)

96 (Tosses last thread in dumpster)

Posted by: mindful webworker - life is cruel


Yeah, who wants to be punished with a new thread when you're still young and have lots of reading around to do with other blogs?

Posted by: Moderate Salami at July 10, 2015 09:00 AM (/Ho8c)

97 84 Who is Raquel Welsh?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 10, 2015 08:48 AM (659DL)


You can't be serious!! SMH
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 10, 2015 08:58 AM (JO9+V)

Who is she?

I know who Raquel Welch is. Welsh not so much.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 10, 2015 09:00 AM (fWAjv)

98 Caller in to the radio points out that Six Flags will have to become Five Flags since one of their flags is the Confederate National Flag.

Gun shop where I ordered my Baby Eagle has a Civil War Era Confederate Flag (not battle flag, but actual Confederate Flag] on sale for $5,000.

Posted by: V the K at July 10, 2015 09:01 AM (O7MnT)

99 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 10, 2015 09:00 AM (659DL)


Circa (Born in the 1986?)

Never heard of Raquel? Jeez Louise

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 10, 2015 09:01 AM (QyBQv)

100 We wait till they've overpopulated all the sanctuary cities which are all Democrat run the as they collapse we all say: "tag your it" and run for the border.

We kicked the Messicans asses before and we can do it again.

Just us rednecks though so don't tell them liberals about this.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 10, 2015 09:01 AM (x3GpS)

101 Who is Raquel Welsh?

She invented rarebit.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 10, 2015 09:01 AM (oVJmc)

102 Biden is seriously planning a White House run, huh? I think a lot of Morons here owe Trump an apology.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 10, 2015 09:02 AM (ry4ab)

103 If Caesar starts demanding what's God's, he can eat a dick.

Embroidering this on a sampler.

Posted by: HR trinkt Schnaps at July 10, 2015 09:02 AM (rHXGG)

104 So...in Civil War reenactments from now on...will there only be one side?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 10, 2015 09:02 AM (659DL)

105 Shit.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 10, 2015 09:02 AM (oVJmc)

106 Caesar: The law is what I say it is, and the legions make it legal

Actually from the movie Cleopatra, but probably more or less true.
Posted by: Colin at July 10, 2015 08:59 AM (WQLtV)

GOD: How long can you tread water?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 10, 2015 09:03 AM (QyBQv)

107 "Top three Republicans want OPM fired."

--

You know who specializes in firing people?

Posted by: @votermom at July 10, 2015 09:03 AM (cbfNE)

108 Who is Raquel Welsh?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 10, 2015 08:48 AM (659DL)


You can't be serious!! SMH
Posted by: Count de Monet


Well, I know Raquel Welch, but who is Raquel Welsh?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2015 09:03 AM (5fXFG)

109 104 Confederate reenactors should use the rainbow flag.

Posted by: steevy at July 10, 2015 09:03 AM (sPO3u)

110 So...in Civil War reenactments from now on...will there only be one side?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)


I expect reenactments to disappear.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at July 10, 2015 09:03 AM (/Ho8c)

111 Raquel


*yum

http://tinyurl.com/o6mdatp

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 10, 2015 09:03 AM (fWAjv)

112 "Debt sustainability" has become "massive investors influence who pays back or not".
If you've got the cajones to tell lenders to f off, they'll just squeeze some other sap...

Posted by: anon a mouse at July 10, 2015 09:03 AM (sdPF/)

113 That ESPN article in the WSJ definitely did wonders for my moral this morning. I really would love to see a number of channels on cable/sat tv go down the drain, and the sooner, the better.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at July 10, 2015 09:03 AM (Nurf/)

114
Bailing Greece out is akin to giving a raging alcoholic who's on his 4th liver transplant an open bar tab at Rick's Cafe Americain.

Insanity. But that is the coin of the realm of this century.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2015 09:04 AM (St6BJ)

115 It's too early for being a pedantic spelling smartass. No matter how you spell it, Racquel W. should cause a limbic system response in every functioning American male.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 10, 2015 09:04 AM (JO9+V)

116 #110 As will the battlefields. Only old white people go now anyway.

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 10, 2015 09:04 AM (VcOqI)

117 I call dibs on one of the pyramids. No that's further south.

EH fcuk it we'll just keep rolling till we hit jungle.

Then we'll send them a letter telling them all about the 18 trillion pesos they owe somebody.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 10, 2015 09:04 AM (x3GpS)

118 GOD: How long can you tread water?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 10, 2015 09:03 AM (QyBQv)


Nice reference. Bit rapey for a Friday tho'...

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 10, 2015 09:04 AM (nqiq9)

119 Raquel Welch guys. That is why he was asking who Welsh is.

Posted by: WOPR at July 10, 2015 09:05 AM (nRvEn)

120 108 Well, I know Raquel Welch, but who is Raquel Welsh?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2015 09:03 AM (5fXFG)


That's the John Boehner pronunciation, at happy hour.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2015 09:05 AM (St6BJ)

121 "I think a lot of Morons here owe Trump an apology. "



I'll be the first. There is no clown like The One True Clown.

Apologies.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 10, 2015 09:05 AM (JtAAl)

122 Would a Christian Bakery, in a Sanctuary City be required to follow Federal law?

-
Only the important ones.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at July 10, 2015 09:05 AM (ee9LE)

123 That "lost boys" article is full of sad and uncomfortable truth. The future jackbooted stormtroopers are out there already, unless we can reach them first.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 10, 2015 09:06 AM (ry4ab)

124 "Trump actually might win the single woman vote. "

With that hair?

Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at July 10, 2015 09:06 AM (u0lmX)

125 Oh! I missed the morning thread altogether.

But I have to share this adorable story from my locals: There was an accident and the bumper of the car came off in it, revealing an adorable kitten! The driver is keeping it, and named it Hallelujah.

Happy Friday.

Posted by: Lea at July 10, 2015 09:06 AM (lIU4e)

126 Insanity. But that is the coin of the realm of this century.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2015 09:04 AM (St6BJ)


You should trademark that. But only after I steal it.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 10, 2015 09:06 AM (nqiq9)

127 Bailing Greece out is akin to giving a raging alcoholic who's on his 4th liver transplant an open bar tab at Rick's Cafe Americain.

Tweeting that.

Posted by: V the K at July 10, 2015 09:06 AM (O7MnT)

128 I'm like Putin. I don't apologize for anything. It is sign of weakness.

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 10, 2015 09:06 AM (VcOqI)

129
If Caesar starts demanding what's God's, he can eat a dick.

Embroidering this on a sampler.

>>>

Possible sampler ideas:

Don't Tread On Me!

Come and Take It!

Eat A Dick!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 10, 2015 09:06 AM (JO9+V)

130 What to make of this? Jamie Dimon says that he got a call one day from Tom Brady to cheer him up when JP Morgan was having a bad run in the trading markets. Me, I'd rather the call came from Giselle, were I in Dimon's place.

Posted by: MTF at July 10, 2015 09:07 AM (DkJ4E)

131 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2015 09:04 AM (St6BJ)

Here's looking at you kid HIC

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 10, 2015 09:07 AM (QyBQv)

132 they should start doing reenactments with live ammunition.

Refight the whole damn thing.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 10, 2015 09:07 AM (x3GpS)

133 "Bernie Sanders: The Republican Party Is Literally A Fringe Party"


Ol' comrade Bernie is not far off the mark, actually. It represents very wealthy crony-capitalists/corporatists. In point of fact, the GOP is a wing of the Democrats.

They are about as republican as the Democrats are democratic. That is to say, they aren't.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2015 09:07 AM (St6BJ)

134 Raquel Welch vs Sophia Loren

Discuss.

Posted by: @votermom at July 10, 2015 09:07 AM (cbfNE)

135 Today marks the 18th anniversary of the kidnapping of Miguel Angel Blanco by Basque terrorists in Spain. This happened while taking an annual trip there to visit family. At the time, I was 13 and when they killed him in cold blood a few days later, I truly understood what evil was in this world.

Posted by: Nutsy the Buzzard at July 10, 2015 09:07 AM (78OXS)

136 Bernie Sanders?....oh my God what a flaming NE libturd asshole who just might be our next Preezy. Bernie Sanders? Makes Trump look all shiney and new. Bernie Sanders? Proof most Dem voters are full on retards.

Posted by: Hillary with a Wang! at July 10, 2015 09:07 AM (D0NZx)

137 #132 We're still fighting it. In so many different ways.

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 10, 2015 09:08 AM (VcOqI)

138 "I really would love to see a number of channels on cable/sat tv go down the drain, and the sooner, the better."



I know people got their interests and all but damn. How many cooking channels? How many remodeling channels? How many redundant useless music channels which now run old movies. I really don't want to pay for that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 10, 2015 09:08 AM (JtAAl)

139 Wow. Raquel is 75.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2015 09:08 AM (5fXFG)

140
If I were the old kraut who had a Panzer Mk V in his basement, I'd drive it to the Acropolis and open fire.

How do you say "fuck you, pay me" in German?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2015 09:09 AM (St6BJ)

141 it eventually will be
housed in a multimillion-dollar shrine lawmakers promised to build as
part of a compromise to get the bill ordering the flag's removal through
the House.

Is that kind of like the border security Democrats promise they goad an (R) president into doing amnesty?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 10, 2015 09:09 AM (vg8iE)

142 Speaking of kittens: saw a cat circus last night, and it was every bit as surreal and chaotic as you'd imagine.

Posted by: Chupacabras at July 10, 2015 09:09 AM (sPO/s)

143 Raquel Welch vs and Sophia Loren



Discuss.

>>>


FIFM Yes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 10, 2015 09:09 AM (JO9+V)

144 "Raquel Welch vs Sophia Loren "



Hmmm. I'll go Sophia. Sue me.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 10, 2015 09:09 AM (JtAAl)

145 Nice reference. Bit rapey for a Friday tho'...
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 10, 2015 09:04 AM (nqiq9)

To my knowledge we didn't have rapey Tuesday. So I decided to pull one off before the weekend.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 10, 2015 09:09 AM (QyBQv)

146 Bailing Greece out is akin to giving a raging alcoholic who's on his
4th liver transplant an open bar tab at Rick's Cafe Americain.


I schecond the motion! *hic*

Posted by: John "90-proof" Boner at July 10, 2015 09:09 AM (oVJmc)

147 134 Raquel Welch vs Sophia Loren
Discuss.

God never made two finer examples of feminine pulchritude.

A "motorboaters" wet dream....

(bunk)

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 10, 2015 09:10 AM (nqiq9)

148 "Signs Point To A Biden Run" and other unlikely links are a hallmark of the frat-boy humor site "Ace Of Spades HQ".

Posted by: Roy Edroso at July 10, 2015 08:47 AM (DkJ4E)


Eh?

Oh, I guess the "frat-boy humor" is supposed to be a negative.


Though, as all frat-boys are college boys and most go on to high paying lucrative careers

I believe that label puts us all in the upper/professional class now.

Yay!

*dons monocle and spats*

*parades around on the heads of illegal gardeners and nannies*

Posted by: naturalfake at July 10, 2015 09:10 AM (KUa85)

149 Raquel Welch vs Sophia Loren

Winner gets me.

Posted by: John at July 10, 2015 09:10 AM (oVJmc)

150 139 Wow. Raquel is 75.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2015 09:08 AM (5fXFG)


Would still hit it. Too bad her daughter was a complete asshole. She potentially could have had a pretty lucrative acting career but she pissed off everyone and the studio when she was in "Cocoon."

Even Dennehy.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2015 09:10 AM (St6BJ)

151 144 "Raquel Welch vs Sophia Loren "



Hmmm. I'll go Sophia. Sue me.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 10, 2015 09:09 AM (JtAAl

As my father said when he was facing a difficult decision regarding multiple desserts, "I will have a slice of each"

Thanks Dad

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 10, 2015 09:10 AM (QyBQv)

152 News flash 2021: Gettysburg Battlefield to become public housing site.

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 10, 2015 09:10 AM (VcOqI)

153 @Ricardo

That nesting porn ain't going nowhere.

Posted by: Chupacabras at July 10, 2015 09:11 AM (sPO/s)

154 144 "Raquel Welch vs Sophia Loren "

Hmmm. I'll go Sophia. Sue me.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 10, 2015 09:09 AM (JtAAl)


Giada DeLaurentiis, but about 2 feet taller.

Boca BELLA!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2015 09:11 AM (St6BJ)

155 " saw a cat circus last night, "



Can't even imagine.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 10, 2015 09:11 AM (JtAAl)

156 Discuss.

Posted by: @votermom


Claudia Cardinale. But that's probably just me.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at July 10, 2015 09:11 AM (/Ho8c)

157 The WF CEO is a libertarian who has figured out how to see overpriced food to self-absorbed leftists with deep pockets. That's one reason I don't mind popping over there to pick up a few things every so often, although I do my main grocery shopping elsewhere.

Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at July 10, 2015 09:11 AM (u0lmX)

158 Circa

meet Raquel . . .
http://tinyurl.com/nljh7uc


Posted by: McCool at July 10, 2015 09:11 AM (nCSwS)

159 >>"Bernie Sanders: The Republican Party Is Literally A Fringe Party"

Delusional Democrats are convinced the GOP is in control of Christians and Tea Party activists when in fact we have about as much influence over GOP politics as the spiders in my crawlspace have on our dinner menu.

Posted by: V the K at July 10, 2015 09:11 AM (O7MnT)

160 News flash 2021: Gettysburg Battlefield to become public housing site.


Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000


Those would be some scary-ass projects. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at July 10, 2015 09:12 AM (/Ho8c)

161 I nailed Ava Gardner--but didn't everybody?

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 10, 2015 09:12 AM (VcOqI)

162 although I do my main grocery shopping elsewhere.
Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at July 10, 2015 09:11 AM (u0lmX)

Here ya go Donna &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 10, 2015 09:12 AM (QyBQv)

163 110
So...in Civil War reenactments from now on...will there only be one side?



Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

I expect reenactments to disappear.
-------------
That is exactly what the Left wants. The reenactments contain all the elements of American history and Americans who remember non-Marxist history that they hate.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 10, 2015 09:12 AM (ry4ab)

164 How do you say "fuck you, pay me" in German?


Incoming!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2015 09:13 AM (5fXFG)

165 as the spiders in my crawlspace have on our dinner menu.
Posted by: V the K at July 10, 2015 09:11 AM (O7MnT)


Shhhhhh AtC may be lurking.

Hiya Queen

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 10, 2015 09:13 AM (QyBQv)

166 #164 Zig Heil!

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 10, 2015 09:14 AM (VcOqI)

167 With the technology today, there's no reason other than bloated salaries and disfunctional management for not having A La Carte Bundles.

And if the cable already has been run to your home, no huge installation costs and basic cable with local channels should be a reasonable amount and not as much as they managed to jack it up to. The nets can go suck an egg. And they're the only ones entitled to 20 minutes of commercials per hour as they broadcast and don't have a defined revenue stream as cable does.

And by the way when are all those monopolies that were granted to get things started expiring? let's let some other players into the game instead of all these mergers. There's like what 3 cable companies now?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 10, 2015 09:14 AM (x3GpS)

168 135 At the time, I was 13 and when they killed him in cold blood a few days later, I truly understood what evil was in this world.
Posted by: Nutsy the Buzzard at July 10, 2015 09:07 AM (78OXS)


Despite being a child of a death camp survivor, the first time I really had that feeling hit me in the gut was 1972 at Munich.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2015 09:14 AM (St6BJ)

169 156 Claudia Cardinale. But that's probably just me.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at July 10, 2015 09:11 AM (/Ho8c)

"Pink Panther" and "Once Upon a Time in the West."

Fapper's Delight.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2015 09:15 AM (St6BJ)

170 Sophia once said that "everything you see, I owe to spaghetti."

Of course she was talking about the real stuff. All that Chef-Boyardee shit I ate when I was a kid didn't do jack for me.

Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at July 10, 2015 09:15 AM (u0lmX)

171 121
"I think a lot of Morons here owe Trump an apology. "







I'll be the first. There is no clown like The One True Clown.



Apologies.
--------------
Spoken like a true man, Ricardo.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 10, 2015 09:15 AM (ry4ab)

172 Raquel Welch vs Sophia Loren

Discuss.

Posted by: @votermom at July 10, 2015 09:07 AM (cbfNE)


Oh, Sophia Loren no doubt.

When I was 9 or 10 I saw that movie "Houseboat" with her and Cary Grant, on TV

and though I couldn't have explained why-

I thought she was the most wonderful, beautiful woman evah!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 10, 2015 09:16 AM (KUa85)

173 the first time I really had that feeling hit me in the gut was 1972 at Munich.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2015 09:14 AM (St6BJ)

I remember seeing that too and having the same feeling. I can still see the images in my head.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 10, 2015 09:16 AM (nqiq9)

174 Of course she was talking about the real stuff. All that Chef-Boyardee shit I ate when I was a kid didn't do jack for me.
Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at July 10, 2015 09:15 AM (u0lmX)

Dont be fooled by her BS. Donna is one cute 'ette.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 10, 2015 09:16 AM (QyBQv)

175 Let's get real here---Wendy's girl or A T and T girl?

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 10, 2015 09:17 AM (VcOqI)

176 Thank you, MH, I'll take a few.

&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at July 10, 2015 09:17 AM (u0lmX)

177 AT et T girl is bottom heavy, so her.

Posted by: Chupacabras at July 10, 2015 09:17 AM (sPO/s)

178 175 Let's get real here---Wendy's girl or A T and T girl?
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 10, 2015 09:17 AM (VcOqI)

Damn, I have comfy boots older than them. Guess we are getting to a young mans sport.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 10, 2015 09:18 AM (QyBQv)

179 OPM needs to be razed to the ground, both servers and humans, before being built anew along the lines DISA is supposed to require. Nothing less at this point will do.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2015 09:18 AM (dZtj4)

180 Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at July 10, 2015 09:17 AM (u0lmX)

You're welcome

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 10, 2015 09:18 AM (QyBQv)

181 Delusional Democrats are convinced the GOP is in control of Christians and Tea Party activists when in fact we have about as much influence over GOP politics as the spiders in my crawlspace have on our dinner menu.

Posted by: V the K at July 10, 2015 09:11 AM (O7MnT)



You didn't have fried chicken last night, now did you?


Who's laughing now, monkey boy!

Posted by: Spiders in V the K's Crawlspace at July 10, 2015 09:18 AM (KUa85)

182 Let's get real here---Wendy's girl or A T and T girl?
Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 10, 2015 09:17 AM (VcOqI)

I'll take the Direct TV girl. Damn you, Derek Jeter.

Posted by: Mainah at July 10, 2015 09:19 AM (659DL)

183 175 Let's get real here---Wendy's girl or A T and T girl? Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 10, 2015 09:17 AM (VcOqI)

AT & T girl. I'd like to test her touch pad.

Wendy's chick doesn't do much for me.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 10, 2015 09:19 AM (nqiq9)

184 121 "I think a lot of Morons here owe Trump an apology. "

I'll be the first. There is no clown like The One True Clown.

Apologies.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 10, 2015 09:05 AM (JtAAl)


So, okay. He's Trump. But his shit-stirring by telling the truth, not backing down and pimp-slapping the MFM is just the tonic we need. I'd prefer the "serious" candidates engaging in it, but I'll take Trump for now.

Just no more Oprah as veep or other idiotic blathering. Stick to the issues and fire away, Trump.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2015 09:19 AM (St6BJ)

185 China's Premier could be in the shitter. Any chance we could repay them for applying that root access password we supplied them for the downloading the entire OPM databases by graciously loaning them Jack Lew to handle their stock market jitters?

Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at July 10, 2015 09:19 AM (Nurf/)

186 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 10, 2015 09:16 AM (QyBQv)

Everything you see, I owe to bratwurst.

Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at July 10, 2015 09:20 AM (u0lmX)

187 I'm starting my own sports cable network: WPBV

Women's Pro Beach Volleyball--24/7--in super slo mo.

Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000 at July 10, 2015 09:20 AM (VcOqI)

188 152
News flash 2021: Gettysburg Battlefield to become public housing site.
-----------
Oh HELL no!!! Visited there back in the days of Ronaldus Maximus with the family. It had quite the effect on me. If anything was done to diminish the battlefield honored by Lincoln I would immediately begin plotting the overthrow of the Republic.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 10, 2015 09:20 AM (ry4ab)

189
Fringe party sounds kinda cool -- all dystopian and post apocalyptic.
Tattered clothing, women all dressed like Raquel Welsh in 1, 000, 000
years BC.

Posted by: rip van se pa moron at July 10, 2015 08:45 AM (xQX/f)

Collander facemasks and biker leather for the rest of us?

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at July 10, 2015 08:46 AM (J+mig)







And what about the assless chaps?

It's like I don't know you fuckers anymore.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 10, 2015 09:20 AM (RWZqW)

190 Let's get real here---Wendy's girl or A T and T girl?



Yes. And Jan from Toyota.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2015 09:20 AM (5fXFG)

191 Part of the OPM problem is one I think was discussed here during the Snowden fiasco, in that there is so much classified material, a metric shit-ton of people have to hold a clearance just to get anything done.

That's what makes this hack so huge, and I guarantee it's still bigger than they're making it out to be.

Posted by: Chupacabras at July 10, 2015 09:20 AM (l2max)

192 I didn't normally nail Raquel, but when I did......

Posted by: Most Interesting Man at July 10, 2015 09:21 AM (VcOqI)

193 AT & T girl. I'd like to test her touch pad.



I'd bedazzle Lilly.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2015 09:21 AM (5fXFG)

194 173 I remember seeing that too and having the same feeling. I can still see the images in my head.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 10, 2015 09:16 AM (nqiq9)

I was 12. I didn't think my heart could sink any lower until I found out that one of the victims was my uncle's neighbor in Herzliya.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2015 09:21 AM (St6BJ)

195 Will just leave this here

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/selection-du-weekend-148-67.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2015 09:21 AM (dZtj4)

196 Posted by: naturalfake at July 10, 2015 09:10 AM (KUa85)
=========================

Edroso used to write for the Village Voice years ago and loved reading and rating Conservative blogs for the Voice. Here is his review of Ace (last one on the list:

http://bit.ly/1Hk0ear

Posted by: MTF at July 10, 2015 09:22 AM (DkJ4E)

197 185 China's Premier could be in the shitter. Any chance we could repay them for applying that root access password we supplied them for the downloading the entire OPM databases by graciously loaning them Jack Lew to handle their stock market jitters?
Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at July 10, 2015 09:19 AM (Nurf/)


Pfft. Let's gift them with Turbo Timmy Geithner. From 30,000 feet. Without parachute.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2015 09:22 AM (St6BJ)

198 Bailing Greece out is akin to giving a raging alcoholic who's on his 4th liver transplant an open bar tab at Rick's Cafe Americain.

****


Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, Greece had to walk into ours.

Posted by: Angela Merkel, a solid Ger-man at July 10, 2015 09:22 AM (NeFrd)

199 Btw Rightscoop says :
Trump changing venues for Saturday rally in Arizona due to overwhelming response.
The new venue is the Phoenix Convention Center.

If I am reading event brite right, this is already sold out also?

http://preview.tinyurl.com/oozhxrj

Posted by: @votermom at July 10, 2015 09:22 AM (cbfNE)

200 Ah, crap, I'd better do some work.

Try to behave yourselves, Horde.

Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at July 10, 2015 09:22 AM (u0lmX)

201 Here: http://tinyurl.com/qegkacv

List with pics of actresses/sex symbols of the '60's/'70's.

Include Raquel, Claudia, Sophia and sooo many others in their prime.

And PRIMO too.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 10, 2015 09:22 AM (x3GpS)

202 Anna, you are a dear. Thanks for the stars and stripes

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 10, 2015 09:22 AM (QyBQv)

203

Ann Margret.

(**drops mic, grabs johnson**)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2015 09:23 AM (St6BJ)

204 Do you want to experience the "Circus, Circus" scene from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas without doing any drugs? See the cat circus. Basically the same thing.

Posted by: Chupacabras at July 10, 2015 09:23 AM (l2max)

205 Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2015 09:20 AM (5fXFG)
============================

Seriously? Take her. Completely. I change the channel when she comes on; even mute doesn't help.

Posted by: MTF at July 10, 2015 09:23 AM (DkJ4E)

206 Pfft. Let's gift them with Turbo Timmy Geithner. From 30,000 feet. Without parachute.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2015 09:22 AM (St6BJ)

And Allan Greenspan and his haggard bitch of a wife, Andrea Mitchell. They would fit in with the Sharpei population

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 10, 2015 09:24 AM (QyBQv)

207 Posted by: Angela Merkel, a solid Ger-man at July 10, 2015 09:22 AM (NeFrd)

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Angela, baby, see what I meant when I said that the Balkans aren't worth the bones of a single Pomerian soldier?

Posted by: Otto, The von Bismarck at July 10, 2015 09:24 AM (Nurf/)

208 Have a fun day at work Donna.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 10, 2015 09:25 AM (QyBQv)

209 MI and JJ, uuhhh I guess you are welcome???

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2015 09:25 AM (dZtj4)

210 If I am reading event brite right, this is already sold out also?

--

Wait, no, eventbrite earlier said "wait list only" but now its accepting ticket reservations.

Anyway July 11 2pm for anyone in Phoenix who wants to make the GOP pee in their pants even more!

Posted by: @votermom at July 10, 2015 09:25 AM (cbfNE)

211 #203 I did often nail Ann-Margret, and when I did, I made Elvis wait.

Posted by: Most Interesting Man at July 10, 2015 09:25 AM (VcOqI)

212 That list is at listal.com in case you don't trust my link.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 10, 2015 09:25 AM (x3GpS)

213 Morning all

Posted by: Bigby's Love Tap at July 10, 2015 09:25 AM (3ZtZW)

214 Before I leave, what about Catherine Devenue?

Too French and snobby?

I always thought she was stunningly beautiful.

Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at July 10, 2015 09:26 AM (u0lmX)

215 206 And Allan Greenspan and his haggard bitch of a wife, Andrea Mitchell. They would fit in with the Sharpei population
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 10, 2015 09:24 AM (QyBQv)


Al Sharpei. The Chinese Al Sharpton.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2015 09:26 AM (St6BJ)

216 >>>>Too French and snobby?

Nope, not at all.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 10, 2015 09:26 AM (QyBQv)

217 AT&T gal FTW

http://tinyurl.com/olytwac

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 10, 2015 09:27 AM (fWAjv)

218
Okay, fellow rape-shifters. Off to run some errands and such.

Keep on keeping it IS-real.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2015 09:27 AM (St6BJ)

219 142 Speaking of kittens: saw a cat circus last night, and it was every bit as surreal and chaotic as you'd imagine.
Posted by: Chupacabras at July 10, 2015 09:09 AM (sPO/s)


What?? I have no idea how that would go.

Unless they are big cats, in which case it would end in blood.

Posted by: Lea at July 10, 2015 09:28 AM (lIU4e)

220 Hey lets see how this flies.

Who would you like sentence to live in a Chinese ghost town?

Turbo Tax Tim, Greenspan, Andrea Mitchell, Tom Friedman, Krugtron, and who else???

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2015 09:28 AM (dZtj4)

221 There is a chance that Jared of Subway is not guilty of the reports of possible child porn possession since no charges filed yet. If so, that has to be the worst nightmare imaginable.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 10, 2015 09:28 AM (4SgJh)

222 Have a good day Mr. Sefton.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 10, 2015 09:29 AM (QyBQv)

223 Yea! I just found out the OPM breach did include me.

I feel so special.

Posted by: V the K at July 10, 2015 09:29 AM (O7MnT)

224 Who would you like sentence to live in a Chinese ghost town?

Turbo Tax Tim, Greenspan, Andrea Mitchell, Tom Friedman, Krugtron, and who else???

--

TFG & Mooch, Rev Wright, Al Sharpton

Let them experience real racism. Chinese are experts at that.

Posted by: @votermom at July 10, 2015 09:30 AM (cbfNE)

225 223,

Heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at July 10, 2015 09:30 AM (kmtse)

226 Posted by: naturalfake at July 10, 2015 09:10 AM (KUa85)
=========================

Edroso used to write for the Village Voice years ago and loved reading and rating Conservative blogs for the Voice. Here is his review of Ace (last one on the list:

http://bit.ly/1Hk0ear
Posted by: MTF at July 10, 2015 09:22 AM (DkJ4E)



Ah, Village Voice.

Well, that 'plains all.

When your too ghey for GQ but not ghey enough for "Thai Trannie Gala *Special End of the Year Goatse Edition*' -

there's the "Village Voice.

Thanks.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 10, 2015 09:31 AM (KUa85)

227
Claudia Cardinale. But that's probably just me.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at July 10, 2015 09:11 AM (/Ho8c)

"Pink Panther" and "Once Upon a Time in the West."

Fapper's Delight.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 10, 2015 09:15 AM (St6BJ)







The Professionals. Which also has the distinction of having the best closing line in a movie evah.

"You bastard"

"In my case, an accident of birth. But you? You're a self-made man."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 10, 2015 09:31 AM (RWZqW)

228 Who would you like sentence to live in a Chinese ghost town?

----

Any and all SJWs out there would do nicely. And it sounds like there is room enough for Lois Lerner, too, in those ghost towns.

Posted by: Otto, The von Bismarck at July 10, 2015 09:31 AM (Nurf/)

229 Elizabeth Taylor and Grace Kelly at their peak...wow.

And YES, I KNOW WHO RAQUEL WELCH IS.

I was being pedantic.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 10, 2015 09:31 AM (659DL)

230 But, I'm still gonna keep my monocle and spats!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 10, 2015 09:31 AM (KUa85)

231 You eejits didn't think we were going to allow Merkel to cut off the lucre to those deadbeats in Greece, did you? That would break apart our favorite toy! She'll keep paying and like it!

Posted by: Globalists Who Know Better Than You at July 10, 2015 09:32 AM (zdw2Z)

232 >>>So...in Civil War reenactments from now on...will there only be one side?



Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

I expect reenactments to disappear.
.
.
.They pretty much already have. We used to reenact Confederates for about 10-12 years and it was thriving until about 2008 or so, then it just started dying out. We went all over New England down to Virginia and all over PA, never did the big Gettysburg though. Way too many people for us.

Rev War reenacting is going down also. We used to watch the battle of Fort Griswold yearly when we moved to New England. They had tons of people on both sides. One year they had more Colonial reenactors than were actually in the battle. Now, you are lucky if 25 reenactors show up for the anniversary.

People who do Civil War and Rev War reenacting are aging and there were never many young people to replace them. It was mostly people that grew up in the 50s and 60s that did it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 10, 2015 09:32 AM (iONHu)

233 Apparently, jared said something in a conversation with some woman years ago that struck her as upsettling. (article did not say what that was) she then reported this to the FBI recently due to the other guy being charged with child porn.

She apparently had further conversations with jared while wired.

So apparently there's some there there but for some reason they aren't charging him yet. It looks like a fishing expedition and hey in the New America that's what we've come to expect.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 10, 2015 09:33 AM (x3GpS)

234 Posted by: MTF at July 10, 2015 09:22 AM (DkJ4E)

Best part is the LGF review

Posted by: the real ch3 at July 10, 2015 09:33 AM (IG5KL)

235 AT&T gal FTW


Milana Vayntrub, aka Lily.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2015 09:33 AM (5fXFG)

236 Off damned sock!

Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at July 10, 2015 09:33 AM (Nurf/)

237 I participated in a poll a few days ago regarding a bill that is being debated here in California that will reduce gas/petroleum usage to 50% by 2030. It will be mandatory to use less gas so gas rationing et al will follow.

Brown mentioned this idea in his inaugural address but gave no details at the time so the lefties here are proly trying to find an adequate lie to fool the peeps into accepting this. Or not. I hope they go for it. Retards deserve what they vote for.

While the GOPe are crony capitalists, the Dems are legacy addicts. That and crooks and liars, of course.

Posted by: Joanne at July 10, 2015 09:33 AM (indTK)

238 Why does Germany keep giving free blow jobs to Greece?

Posted by: dogfish at July 10, 2015 09:34 AM (jWtyG)

239 201 Here: http://tinyurl.com/qegkacv

Ann Margaret, Tina Louise, Liz Taylor, Claudia.....

Every woman on that list (except Fonda) is just ...... wow. Comparing modern female "stars" to these women is like comparing a burnt-out star to a super nova.

And get off my lawn.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 10, 2015 09:34 AM (nqiq9)

240 221
I've thought that since day one. I never saw a single accusation, just that his computers were seized.
It stands to reason that the dude (previously convicted) that was running his foundation had access to computers in his home.
I bet they were just looking for more evidence on that shitweasel.

Posted by: Chi at July 10, 2015 09:35 AM (Ct4hC)

241 The FBI always gets their man.

Posted by: Richard Jewel at July 10, 2015 09:36 AM (YFw5T)

242 I participated in a poll a few days ago regarding a bill that is being debated here in California that will reduce gas/petroleum usage to 50% by 2030.

I just saw Nessie, a Yeti, and Jimmy Hoffa having coffee.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 10, 2015 09:36 AM (659DL)

243 Today Iran celebrated their annual Quds day - burning Israeli and American flags, shouting death to America and Israel - the standard peaceful muslim shit.

It got me think why it seems to me that leftism and the fascism that islam represents are so similar.

How many positive things do you hear that islam does for the world? - disaster relief, building hospitals... humanitarian shit? Certainly not much, if any.

How about leftism? Sure they do the vote buying handout shit, but stuff that is good for everybody? In honesty, not much. They'll pick a group, convince them that they are being downtrodden or exploited by the capitalists, promise to take shit from the rich and give it to them, but for society overall? N E V E R.

For both of these groups it's always, "Wait 'til we're universally in control. Then we'll bring about utopia.

They never get there. Because their shit doesn't work. It doesn't work with less than universal control and it won't work with it, because they will never have universal control, because somebody will always see through their shit. Somebody will always want to be free of their shit.

Our biggest problem now is that so many people ostensibly on our side, are benefiting from their push to buy their way to power. And not just from the leftists. From the muzzies too. Yesterday, some muzzie power broker announced a 30 billion dollar push to promote sharia in the U.S. People on "our side" will be getting some of this money and will be helping to promote this b.s.

I'm done.

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at July 10, 2015 09:37 AM (BZAd3)

244 That would be Zombie Richard Jewel.

The process is the punishment.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 10, 2015 09:38 AM (x3GpS)

245 238 Why does Germany keep giving free blow jobs to Greece?
Posted by: dogfish at July 10, 2015 09:34 AM (jWtyG

They like the taste.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 10, 2015 09:38 AM (QyBQv)

246 *Andrea Merkel tied to the bedposts*

The Stupid of Socialism Compels You!

The Stupid of Socialism Compels You!

*splashes ouzo on her*

The Stupid of Socialism Compels You!

The Stupid of Socialism Compels You!

The Stupid of Socialism Compels You!

The Stupid of Socialism Compels You!

...

Posted by: Zombie Father Karras Helps Out Greece at July 10, 2015 09:40 AM (KUa85)

247 People who do Civil War and Rev War reenacting are aging and there were never many young people to replace them. It was mostly people that grew up in the 50s and 60s that did it.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 10, 2015 09:32 AM (iONHu)


I think the 'people who like to dress up in period costumes' crowd is going to renaissance faires maybe.

Posted by: Lea at July 10, 2015 09:41 AM (lIU4e)

248 Germany and Greece reminds me of the joke about the guy getting raped by a bear.

You're not here for the hunting, are you?

Posted by: Chupacabras at July 10, 2015 09:41 AM (kZVsz)

249 50 shades of Greece?

Posted by: @votermom at July 10, 2015 09:42 AM (cbfNE)

250 60 The Hartford Courant has a story about the twelve or so D.C. Metro passengers who cowered while a 24 year old was stabbed, slashed, kicked, stomped, and beaten to death in front of them. No one lifted a finger.


Car full of GOPers. Wouldn't be prudent. Not the hill to die on.

Posted by: Bystander at July 10, 2015 09:42 AM (S5AMM)

251 I think the 'people who like to dress up in period costumes' crowd is going to renaissance faires maybe.


More into make believe than historical reenactments.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2015 09:42 AM (5fXFG)

252 >>>>*splashes ouzo on her*

Even Greece's liquor tastes like ass.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 10, 2015 09:43 AM (QyBQv)

253 New, 2nd dump up.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2015 09:44 AM (5fXFG)

254 Can I get me some jackboots in here?

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at July 10, 2015 09:44 AM (YFw5T)

255 Oh Corgis

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 10, 2015 09:45 AM (dZtj4)

256 I wonder what my old fraternity , Kappa Alpha is doing. The CBF was a big part of its symbolism since Robert E Lee was a founding father. Also every year we would have a week long party called Old South which ended with a formal ball where the guys dressed as Confederate soldiers and the women in Southern Belle dresses.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 10, 2015 09:46 AM (4SgJh)

257 The Hartford Courant has a story about the twelve or so D.C. Metro passengers who cowered while a 24 year old was stabbed, slashed, kicked, stomped, and beaten to death in front of them. No one lifted a finger.

The tone of the article is full of, "Oh, so, you think you would have been a big hero if you had been there, huh, internet tough guy?"

It's kind of insulting, when you think about it. Also, sneering at heroism may be indirectly part of the reason no one intervened.

Posted by: V the K at July 10, 2015 09:47 AM (O7MnT)

258 I've had mornings where I had to take two dumps.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at July 10, 2015 09:48 AM (x3GpS)

259 If I had to guess, I would predict the Confederate Battle Flag is going to go underground for a while, then re-emerge as a symbol of bad-boy rebellion.

In another generation, it will be rehabilitated and people will look back at Confederate Flag hysteria as one of our nation's fits of foolishness.

Posted by: V the K at July 10, 2015 09:50 AM (O7MnT)

260 I know its early for bewbs, but it's Friday AND it's Raquel. I'd still hit it like a jackhammer.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 10, 2015 08:50 AM (nqiq9)

Being an ONT type, I don't know much about the daywalkers. So let me just say it's NEVER too early for bewbs. Or Raquel.

Posted by: Blano at July 10, 2015 09:59 AM (rkBpl)

261 Damn work got in the way.

Seems those AT&T shirts are good at hiding things.


http://tinyurl.com/q8l5mc3

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 10, 2015 09:59 AM (fWAjv)

262 "I know its early for bewbs,"

Honestly, I don't know that it's ever too early for bewbs.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 10, 2015 08:56 AM (JtAAl)

Great minds think alike.

Posted by: Blano at July 10, 2015 10:02 AM (rkBpl)

263
Let's get real here---Wendy's girl or A T and T girl?


Posted by: Shallow HAL 9000

Easy.
AT and T girl every day of the week.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at July 10, 2015 10:07 AM (/Ho8c)

264 OPM link is no good - it has the HQ as the domain. The story is actually published at The Hill:
http://tinyurl.com/qab4zl7

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at July 10, 2015 10:14 AM (IN7k+)

265 Let's get real here---Wendy's girl or A T and T girl?

Yes. And Jan from Toyota.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 10, 2015 09:20 AM (5fXFG)

Don't know who Wendy & AT&T girls are, but I'd hit Jan from Toyota harder than a slow curve hanging over the plate.

Posted by: Blano at July 10, 2015 10:18 AM (rkBpl)

266 36 Fringe party sounds kinda cool -- all dystopian and post apocalyptic. Tattered clothing, women all dressed like Raquel Welsh in 1, 000, 000 years BC.

I could signup for The Fringe Party, and I bet ther are an equal number of disenfranchised democrat party members also-so called Reagan Democrats and Silent Majority members.

The establishment parties cannot afford to lose all of us.

Posted by: Chilling the most at July 10, 2015 10:27 AM (zW5rQ)

267 251 I think the 'people who like to dress up in period costumes' crowd is going to renaissance faires maybe.


COS play.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 10, 2015 10:43 AM (nqiq9)

268 Yvonne Craig: Batgirl

Posted by: Chico Escuela at July 10, 2015 10:49 AM (a7Dd7)

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