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Racist, Confederate-Flag Sporting Ex-CNN Reporter's Racist, Anti-Government White Hispanic Husband Kills Innocent Home Invader in Hotel Room With Racist Gun With One of Those Parts That Goes Up
Well, I assume they're racist anti-government neo-confederates who just want to kill minorities. The media has assured me that's the only reason a White, or White Hispanic, would want to own a gun.
So when will a politically-pandering DA be filing murder charges?A road trip down old Route 66 led to a Wild West-style motel shootout for a pioneering CNN anchor and her former-soldier hubby. Lynne Russell -- the first woman to ever solo-anchor a primetime network news show --and Chuck de Caro, 65, had stopped at a Motel 6 for the night in Albuquerque when an intruder slipped into their room as Russell went to grab something from the car around 11:30 p.m. Tuesday. "I opened the door and he materialized out of nowhere; he was inside," she told The Post. "And he pushed me into the room and onto the bed and closed the door." De Caro, who was in the shower, emerged completely naked and tried talking to the gunman, who was demanding the couple fork over their money and valuables.Naked, but he quickly clothed himself with a rakish .35 caliber gun,* which is really all the fashion a man needs. Caro shot the shit out of him, and then had to be watched by police, he says, to keep him from "kicking the shit" out of the wounded, bleeding-out man. So racist. I can't even. By the way, even though this is obviously a dramatic, media-friendly story not only involving a celebrity but one of the media's own-- they're not covering it. Fox and the NYPost cover it, but the liberal media won't. Because their official policy is that Guns Are Bad, and, as Buzzfeed Ben would say, there is only one side to that story. * Hey yeah I know that's a weird caliber, but that's what the article claims. I don't know.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: duke at July 02, 2015 12:33 PM (EOUVM)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at July 02, 2015 12:33 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 02, 2015 12:33 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at July 02, 2015 12:33 PM (fwARV)
The couple's glory days are behind them, all kidding aside...
"former"...
Life must suck for the beautiful people when beauty fades...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at July 02, 2015 12:34 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Chupacabras at July 02, 2015 12:34 PM (W2YA6)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 02, 2015 12:34 PM (P/aDH)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 02, 2015 12:34 PM (659DL)
If I could throw 115 grains of lead at 1200 FPS I would not need a gun.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at July 02, 2015 12:34 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at July 02, 2015 12:34 PM (CFcIt)
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 02, 2015 12:34 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2015 12:35 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Weasel at July 02, 2015 12:35 PM (6xtq3)
Racist, Confederate-Flag Sporting Ex-CNN Reporter's Racist, Anti-Government White Hispanic Husband Kills Innocent Home Invader in Hotel Room With Racist Gun With One of Those Parts That Goes Up
This title couldn't be more like chocolate.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 02, 2015 12:35 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Rapey-rape guy at July 02, 2015 12:36 PM (p0zHt)
or he was carrying a .35 magnum derringer(serious sarc)
the media and "genius educrat" class can be counted on to get one fact of every twenty on guns correct...
I am corresponding with a PhD on the Zodiac case and he thinks a .38sp and 9mm are the same thing.
In fairness he is able to be educated unlike the media.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at July 02, 2015 12:36 PM (/4AZU)
One of the high points when Headline News did news. Instead of whatever the hell it is they do now.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 02, 2015 12:36 PM (659DL)
>>>Lynne Russell had a nice rack.
I sort of noticed. I would have said something, but I trusted you all to figure it out for yourselves.
Posted by: ace at July 02, 2015 12:37 PM (bhepQ)
Posted by: Chupacabras at July 02, 2015 12:34 PM (W2YA6)
Cowboy action pistol? And yes, Lynne Russell was racktastic. Watching her, I never actually got the news but I always felt happy.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at July 02, 2015 12:37 PM (RD7QR)
Hot.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 02, 2015 12:37 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at July 02, 2015 12:37 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Lemmy with a cocoa puff on his face at July 02, 2015 12:37 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: Daniel Simpson Day at July 02, 2015 12:37 PM (aA2hG)
Yea, that's what i thought. Hey He was using a Metric gun, so per Linclon Chafee that cool!
Posted by: Paladin at July 02, 2015 12:37 PM (hxLER)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 02, 2015 12:38 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at July 02, 2015 12:38 PM (CFcIt)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at July 02, 2015 12:34 PM (/4AZU)
Indeed. I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at July 02, 2015 12:38 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: Grump928(c) notes at July 02, 2015 12:38 PM (evdj2)
Damn, people. It's like I don't even know you any more.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 02, 2015 12:38 PM (72D6h)
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 02, 2015 12:38 PM (UnJ7w)
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 02, 2015 12:38 PM (u07AL)
That's a good husband.
Gotta run.
Posted by: Lea at July 02, 2015 12:38 PM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - If your right eyebrow isn't twitching you simply don't care. at July 02, 2015 12:38 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Chupacabras at July 02, 2015 12:38 PM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Killerdog at July 02, 2015 12:39 PM (G3lfj)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 02, 2015 12:39 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Chuck de Caro at July 02, 2015 12:39 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 02, 2015 12:39 PM (kff5f)
This I understand.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at July 02, 2015 12:39 PM (nqiq9)
"He came over, grabbed the briefcase, and I thought for a moment he was just going to leave because he had something," Russell said. "Then he turned around and he opened fire. My husband returned fire. And he's a better shot."
Russell said her husband was hit three times. He underwent surgery at University of New Mexico Hospital and is expected to be there for a few days while he recovers.
Officers found the other man in the parking lot. He died at the scene.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 02, 2015 12:39 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: ace at July 02, 2015 12:39 PM (bhepQ)
Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at July 02, 2015 12:39 PM (xaWUq)
I'm told constantly that guns don't actually stop crime, and there's not a single statistic that shows that they do.
So this is obviously a work of fiction.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 02, 2015 12:40 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 02, 2015 12:40 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Weasel at July 02, 2015 12:40 PM (6xtq3)
Did anybody ever ask him if Buzzfeed was going to stop covering the gun debate since the SCROTUS has settled that science?
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 02, 2015 12:40 PM (xSCb6)
why did the media claim it of George Zimmerman? We just make up shit now; that's the media way.
Posted by: ace at July 02, 2015 12:40 PM (bhepQ)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at July 02, 2015 12:40 PM (/Ho8c)
.35 Caliber.....I have no idea!
Anyone care to bet that the reporter wrote .35 caliber but meant .38 caliber?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 02, 2015 12:40 PM (Zu3d9)
I love a story with a happy ending.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 02, 2015 12:41 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Oblig. at July 02, 2015 12:41 PM (72D6h)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2015 12:41 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Chupacabras at July 02, 2015 12:41 PM (F26eZ)
Posted by: MacGruber at July 02, 2015 12:41 PM (sWgE+)
Yes, well, Ben Smith is an ignorant dick. And that's the only side to that story
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 02, 2015 12:42 PM (u07AL)
Posted by: Grump928(c) notes at July 02, 2015 12:42 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at July 02, 2015 12:42 PM (h53OH)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 02, 2015 12:40 PM (oKE6c)
Italicans are the white Hispanics of Europe except when a genuine Spanian is available.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - If your right eyebrow isn't twitching you simply don't care. at July 02, 2015 12:42 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 02, 2015 12:43 PM (fYgrm)
Posted by: ace at July 02, 2015 12:40 PM (bhepQ)
Got it.
He doesn't need to identify as a white Hispanic; we'll do it for him!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 02, 2015 12:43 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Arson Wells at July 02, 2015 12:43 PM (UnJ7w)
I suspect she's not a gun hater. Didn't her bio say something about her being a former deputy and holding multiple black-belts?
I suspect she's "on our side" as far as the guns thing goes.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 02, 2015 12:43 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 02, 2015 12:43 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: davidt at July 02, 2015 12:44 PM (yYOXd)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 02, 2015 12:44 PM (C278+)
You know us all too well.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 02, 2015 12:44 PM (eEb+d)
Posted by: Chupacabras at July 02, 2015 12:44 PM (F26eZ)
Yeah, just like no one wants my opinion on "rape culture."
Go figure.
Posted by: 60 Minutes' own Lara Logan at July 02, 2015 12:44 PM (NOIQH)
Wut?
Please tell me they rushed him to the hospital after that to treat him for being dropped on his head as a toddler.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 02, 2015 12:44 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: ace at July 02, 2015 12:40 PM (bhepQ)
Please don't tell me you went full-on MSM and made up the entire story. I'd just started the four hour clock.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 02, 2015 12:44 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 02, 2015 12:43 PM (fYgrm)
Why killing somebody who is attacking you doesn't actually kill them
Posted by: Voxsplainer with a juicebox at July 02, 2015 12:44 PM (RD7QR)
New e-mails reveal Hillary's secret meeting with "Santa" Isn't anyone who forks out lots of money to Clinton "Santa"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2015 12:44 PM (OSs/l)
Posted by: Just Some Guy at July 02, 2015 12:44 PM (vgIRn)
Back in the day she was kind of hawt.
There is a picture of her with a .38 strapped to the inside of her thigh under her skirt out there somewhere.
Also hawt.
Posted by: blaster at July 02, 2015 12:44 PM (2Ocf1)
Hey, WTF?
Posted by: Serbians, the Mexicans of the Balkans at July 02, 2015 12:44 PM (8ZskC)
I'm betting on .357
I knew a guy who had a .357 derringer. He never fired it with a .375 cartridge. He offered to let me try ... I declined. That pretty ballzy.
Posted by: Paladin at July 02, 2015 12:45 PM (hxLER)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 02, 2015 12:45 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 02, 2015 12:43 PM (fYgrm)
Funny enough...
Actual Vox post: "Why the American Revolution was a Bad Idea"
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at July 02, 2015 12:45 PM (fwARV)
De Caro said he called upon his special forces training in the moment, and insisted there was "no way" he would've let the gunman harm his wife.
"I was determined to save my dream girl's life -- even if it cost my own," he told The Post, adding that his injuries "hurt like hell."
awwwww
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 02, 2015 12:45 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: MacGruber at July 02, 2015 12:45 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: dead perp's mom at July 02, 2015 12:45 PM (EHU9F)
Cops tell them that hitting a burglar with a trenching shovel is in fact aggravated assault.
Be warned.
Posted by: 13times at July 02, 2015 12:45 PM (WHVu+)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at July 02, 2015 12:45 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: tu3031 at July 02, 2015 12:45 PM (YFFpo)
Remember the young mother in Georgia (I believe) whose husband insisted she get a handgun and learn to use it?
So, husband is at work when he gets a frantic phone call from wife, who says someone has just broken in the house. She's hiding in a closet upstairs with the young children.
Husband gets 911 on the line, and then instructs his wife, as intruder is about to get in the closet, "Shoot him!!" And she does. Husband yells, "Shoot him again!!!" She does.
Yeah, Geraldo. No happy ending there. You idiot.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2015 12:46 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at July 02, 2015 12:46 PM (xcAaF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2015 12:41 PM (FsuaD)
*holds Jerry Rivers down by the neck with the left hand repeatedly punching in the face*
It happens, Jerry. Trust me.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at July 02, 2015 12:46 PM (CFcIt)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 02, 2015 12:46 PM (eEb+d)
Posted by: Tom Bodett at July 02, 2015 12:46 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Yo! at July 02, 2015 12:47 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: dead perp's mom at July 02, 2015 12:45 PM (EHU9F)
Got any commemorative t-shirts yet?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 02, 2015 12:47 PM (oKE6c)
O_o
3. Jimmy Carter
2. Hillary! Clinton
1. Barack Obama
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 02, 2015 12:47 PM (kff5f)
That'd make sense...
I am debating carrying a .380 or 9.. Mak....
of course leave it to a newsie to go imperial needlessly when industry standard for semi-autos is in fact metric....
imperial is for most revolvers.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at July 02, 2015 12:47 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t a
LOL.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at July 02, 2015 12:47 PM (/Ho8c)
It's entertaining to go thru the news reports and see who mentions:
"the suspect was a thin, black man"
And who doesn't.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 02, 2015 12:48 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: the Butcher at July 02, 2015 12:48 PM (fUjxW)
Nope.
1 - slavery would have ended anyway
2 - racist against Indians (casinos, not computers)
3 - Britain's system of government is better
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at July 02, 2015 12:48 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 02, 2015 12:48 PM (NOIQH)
He's swarthy. Naked. And armed.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 02, 2015 12:49 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Weasel at July 02, 2015 12:49 PM (6xtq3)
Latino is an ethnicity but the counselors had to put in a race code for everybody getting that sweet, sweet government sugar. If the person started complaining "I'm Latino!" and refused to give a race, I guess the counselors would just eyeball it and put in the code they felt was most appropriate - white or black.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 02, 2015 12:49 PM (AC0lD)
I knew a guy who had a .357 derringer. He never fired it with a .375 cartridge. He offered to let me try ... I declined. That pretty ballzy.
Posted by: Paladin at July 02, 2015 12:45 PM (hxLER)
Those were awhile ago, were'nt they? I seem to have an old, fuzzy Shotgun News memory of an ad for them.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at July 02, 2015 12:49 PM (CFcIt)
The bad guy actually tracked them down in the attic. But I'm sure he just wanted to take the TV and leave. /sarc
Fun fact: the bad guy asked the mother to stop shooting him. Despite being shot in the head a few times. He lived.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 02, 2015 12:49 PM (jhqr1)
God I love a good story.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 02, 2015 12:49 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Grump928(c) notes at July 02, 2015 12:50 PM (evdj2)
We'll leave the light on for you, but you'll have to bring your own lethal hardware.
Posted by: Tom Bodett at July 02, 2015 12:46 PM (8ZskC)
heh
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2015 12:50 PM (FsuaD)
Also:
she offered to search her purse for something of value to hand over to the gunman and slipped her gun into the purse, which she then handed to her husband.
"Is there anything in here we can give him?" Russell said she asked." Chuck said, "Oh, yes, there is."
"Say hello to my leettle friend!"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 02, 2015 12:50 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Serbians, the Mexicans of the Balkans at July 02, 2015 12:44 PM (8ZskC)
You're more of the surly, depressed, vengeful, machete wielding type of Hispanic.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Stay Safe with Fireworks - It's Fun and Games Until Someone's Backy at July 02, 2015 12:50 PM (hLRSq)
Yep .35 caliber can be 9mm Parabellum. Or the 357 Magnum. Or even gasp a 35 Remington.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:50 PM (/8So2)
THE BALLS ON THESE GUYS!
Posted by: Grump928(c) notes at July 02, 2015 12:51 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 02, 2015 12:48 PM (kdS6q)
So ... small target, as well?
And he was in New Mexico?? Where are the Hispanics? Do the bruthas have to do everything?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 02, 2015 12:51 PM (oKE6c)
This is why mama has a Kel-Tec PF9.
I got it for her for Valentine's Day
Posted by: blaster at July 02, 2015 12:51 PM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 02, 2015 12:51 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: dead perp's mom at July 02, 2015 12:45 PM (EHU9F)
An associates in Street Pharmacology?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Stay Safe with Fireworks - It's Fun and Games Until Someone's Backy at July 02, 2015 12:51 PM (hLRSq)
Because the bravest thing a television network can do is put a gorgeous woman in front of the camera.
Posted by: AmishDude at July 02, 2015 12:52 PM (b65cm)
Posted by: Dead Perp at July 02, 2015 12:52 PM (P/aDH)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 02, 2015 12:52 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:50 PM (/8So2)
Or get this: a journalist who doesn't know shit.
Posted by: blaster at July 02, 2015 12:52 PM (2Ocf1)
Reporters.
I actually tried to explain to a reporter friend of mine that 30-30, .308, 30 cal, 30-06, 7.62 and 7.55 are all the same sized bullet and his eyes just glazed over.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 02, 2015 12:52 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2015 12:53 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 02, 2015 12:53 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 02, 2015 12:53 PM (eEb+d)
They left out the part of the story where it was mentioned he forced his way in with a "big shiny pistol" and she asked her husband if he "had anything for this guy".
Posted by: Chupacabras at July 02, 2015 12:53 PM (+hPIb)
Wife has a Armilite AR24-13 in her fannie pak
Posted by: wrg500 at July 02, 2015 12:53 PM (C278+)
Posted by: Captain Dogcock at July 02, 2015 12:54 PM (2aB+q)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 02, 2015 12:52 PM (8XRCm)
Heh......
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at July 02, 2015 12:54 PM (CFcIt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2015 12:54 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 02, 2015 12:54 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 02, 2015 12:53 PM (39g3+)
----
No... he's a huge media darling because Teh Ghey.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 02, 2015 12:54 PM (8XRCm)
'not a nice place' is code for where you go to score hookers or crack or meth or really old skanky hookers who blow you for twenty dollars and smell like Listerine
Posted by: John of Salisbury at July 02, 2015 12:54 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: X at July 02, 2015 12:54 PM (xGNLA)
Here is your genius. Perfect. This clears up the one point where the scene as described earlier cannot be visualized. And here it is. Perfect. That's great writing right there.
Posted by: bour3 at July 02, 2015 12:54 PM (5x3+2)
This shit is getting out of control and someone is going to get hurt.
Toss in an infobabe with a rack and you might as well call the coroner.
Posted by: jwest at July 02, 2015 12:54 PM (9ZZd+)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel
No, only that calling him a "thug" is racist by definition.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at July 02, 2015 12:55 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 02, 2015 12:53 PM (39g3+)
Because he's a person of shirtlifting.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 02, 2015 12:55 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2015 12:55 PM (FsuaD)
Because lefties are huge racists, and love when minority groups act like minstrels.
Posted by: Chupacabras at July 02, 2015 12:55 PM (+hPIb)
"the first woman to ever solo-anchor a primetime network news show
Because the bravest thing a television network can do is put a gorgeous woman in front of the camera."
I used to stare at her tits.
Posted by: Bernie Shaw at July 02, 2015 12:55 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: D the J at July 02, 2015 12:55 PM (XQ4j4)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 02, 2015 12:54 PM (0O7c5)
KIA.
That's honestly about as far as I go with it.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at July 02, 2015 12:55 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 02, 2015 12:53 PM (39g3+)
Being famous and gay adds gravitas to everything you do.
Posted by: Voxsplainer with a juicebox at July 02, 2015 12:55 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: .303 at July 02, 2015 12:55 PM (evdj2)
****
39 grains of Vargut and a 200 grain bullet makes a dandy pistol load
Posted by: Bob Ross at July 02, 2015 12:55 PM (eOpVe)
Apparently the Voxxer wasn't acquainted with just how brutally the Brits treated the natives. Smallpox blankets and whatnot.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 02, 2015 12:55 PM (xSCb6)
PRO TIP: When your car is the only late-model Mercedes sedan in the Motel 6 parking lot you're just asking for trouble.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2015 12:54 PM (8ZskC)
point taken....however.....was there a four seasons in the vicinity?
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 02, 2015 12:55 PM (0O7c5)
*********
Yeah!
Posted by: Matt Drudge at July 02, 2015 12:56 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 02, 2015 12:56 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 02, 2015 12:54 PM (0O7c5)
----
He's dead, Jim.
Posted by: Dr McCoy at July 02, 2015 12:57 PM (8XRCm)
Since this is now a gun thread:
Russell described the man's gun as "a 40-caliber big shiny silver handgun."
And hubby had dual weapon proficiency:
"Chuck fired back, and it was a shootout," she said. "He expended the rounds from one small handgun and grabbed for the other even as he had taken fire"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 02, 2015 12:57 PM (kdS6q)
Until you get repeatedly pancaked by an NFL right tackle.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 02, 2015 12:57 PM (659DL)
Makes me think of the Ian McKellan/Patrick Stewart pairing. They posted pictures from all around the world as they traveled being goofy and hugging and stuff. people were saying "don't you wish you had a friend like that?" and I couldn't think of anything but "lemon party." Frankly, no, I don't want to travel the world and stay in hotel rooms with an old queen, no matter how accomplished an actor they are.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 02, 2015 12:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 02, 2015 12:53 PM (C278+)
Kinda like the cut of the AR's jib. If I wasn't so sexually involved with my 1911's ......
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at July 02, 2015 12:57 PM (CFcIt)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2015 12:57 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Chuck DeCaro at July 02, 2015 12:57 PM (yYOXd)
Posted by: zombie carl rowan at July 02, 2015 12:57 PM (kivUY)
That's a huge part of it, but also Star Trek. Shatner is a cruel old booze-hound, but is beloved for being Kirk. Shatner's rude interactions with Trek fans are legendary.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 02, 2015 12:58 PM (jhqr1)
Posted by: Bob Ross at July 02, 2015 12:55 PM (eOpVe)
----
WTF???
Posted by: fixerupper at July 02, 2015 12:58 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:58 PM (/8So2)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 02, 2015 12:53 PM (39g3+)
Because when the internet was invented it was hailed as a new era for mankind that would lead to the sharing of information and learning in new and impossible ways that would lead to a tech renaissance... and instead we got this and cat pictures.
Posted by: Jollyroger at July 02, 2015 12:58 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 02, 2015 12:59 PM (u07AL)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 02, 2015 12:53 PM (39g3+)
Ever notice how unemployed gay men just grow more and more bitter as they age? George Takei is a perfect example.
He's not even a simple SJW anymore. He is a hate fulled raging bitch who is wasting whatever life he has left on whining, accusations, and attention getting social meme's. I"ve noticed lately that my usual suspect Facebook friends aren't sharing his nasty grams nearly as often anymore.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 02, 2015 12:59 PM (WV80V)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:59 PM (/8So2)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 02, 2015 12:59 PM (oFCZn)
Every time I'm naked at Motel 6 with a big titted woman, I know I'm basically asking for this to happen.
Posted by: jwest at July 02, 2015 12:59 PM (9ZZd+)
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PRO TIP: When your car is the only late-model Mercedes sedan in the Motel 6 parking lot you're just asking for trouble.
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Ever seen some of the people taking trips down Route 66 in Albuquerque and staying at the Motel 6?
The Marriot is probably the best hotel and that's- eh.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 02, 2015 01:00 PM (GGCsk)
It happens. The AR IS a sweet shooting piece of steel.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 02, 2015 01:00 PM (C278+)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 02, 2015 01:00 PM (0O7c5)
"Meanwhile George Takei is being a horrendous bigot attacking Clarence Thomas. How that B-list actor ever became the biggest internet sensation by sharing the same crap everyone else did is beyond me. Seriously, all he did was pass along the same memes and crap everyone else has been for years, but he's a huge star online for it?"
Howard Stern used to play a clip of Takei saying "Oh my" when a guest would say something outrageous. It was pretty funny and turned into an Internet meme that Takei has capitialized on.
Posted by: Bernie Shaw at July 02, 2015 01:00 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: bonhomme at July 02, 2015 12:58 PM (jhqr1)
SNL did a skit with Kirk at the Star Trek convention and it was hilarious.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Stay Safe with Fireworks - It's Fun and Games Until Someone's Backy at July 02, 2015 01:00 PM (hLRSq)
*puts on sunglasses*
trigger warning
*yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaah*
Posted by: Horatio Caine at July 02, 2015 01:00 PM (2jQGY)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 02, 2015 01:01 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Emma Slutcowitz at July 02, 2015 01:01 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2015 12:55 PM (FsuaD)
My wife and I had to stay overnight outside LAX, which is surrounded by youts who need to turn their lives around. The hotel looked like Fort Apache.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 02, 2015 01:02 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: hmitchell3rd at July 02, 2015 01:02 PM (3YCXd)
Posted by: Lurking Cloak Back On at July 02, 2015 01:02 PM (E/tuE)
Who could have predicted giving people anonymity and a huge broadcast microphone would unleash the darker portions of their personalities, darker portions that were kept in check by the desire to avoid getting punched in the mouth and tossed out of the bar?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Stay Safe with Fireworks - It's Fun and Games Until Someone's Backy at July 02, 2015 01:02 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: hmitchell3rd at July 02, 2015 01:02 PM (3YCXd)
Her face is only 21.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at July 02, 2015 01:03 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2015 12:57 PM (FsuaD)
Hmm. I'm sensing that there's a backstory here...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2015 01:03 PM (8ZskC)
He's a man who prefers having sex with other men, so therefore we all must bow to his obvious superiority in all things.
Kind of like one of those sparkly vampires that are so prevalent nowadays.
Posted by: OregonMuse at July 02, 2015 01:03 PM (u07AL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 01:03 PM (/8So2)
Lots of different plot lines to go from.
Posted by: jwest at July 02, 2015 01:03 PM (9ZZd+)
PRO TIP: When your car is the only late-model Mercedes sedan in the Motel 6 parking lot you're just asking for trouble.
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Ever seen some of the people taking trips down Route 66 in Albuquerque and staying at the Motel 6?
The Marriot is probably the best hotel and that's- eh.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 02, 2015 01:00 PM (GGCsk)
"In this week's episode of 'Breaking Bad' we have ..."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 02, 2015 01:03 PM (oKE6c)
It really should be carried in a holster instead.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 02, 2015 01:03 PM (YFw5T)
Posted by: John Doe@AnotherQuidam at July 02, 2015 01:03 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: Brian Williams at July 02, 2015 01:03 PM (y4Zvj)
Posted by: Calico Kid at July 02, 2015 01:04 PM (/WmRg)
Did they have a dog-dog or a Yorkie type what a be dog?
Posted by: wrg500 at July 02, 2015 01:04 PM (C278+)
Posted by: hmitchell3rd at July 02, 2015 01:04 PM (3YCXd)
Lots of different plot lines to go from.
Posted by: jwest
*fappity fap fap*
Posted by: Moderate Salami at July 02, 2015 01:04 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 02, 2015 01:02 PM (oKE6c)
Mr.Jen and I stayed in a Holiday Inn near LaGuardia one time that had razor wire on top of the chain link fence. No joke, decent hotel inside, but really concerning to pull into.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 02, 2015 01:04 PM (WV80V)
Posted by: Lurking Cloak Back On at July 02, 2015 01:02 PM (E/tuE)
Great watchdog.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 02, 2015 01:04 PM (oKE6c)
Well, yeah, they will do that alright.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 02, 2015 01:04 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 02, 2015 01:04 PM (L52Oz)
Posted by: Chupacabras at July 02, 2015 01:05 PM (+hPIb)
This guy is a monster. #muggerlivesmatter
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 02, 2015 01:05 PM (vNUIf)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at July 02, 2015 01:05 PM (/Ho8c)
He said the crook fired first.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 02, 2015 01:05 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at July 02, 2015 01:05 PM (oDCMR)
Well that guy sure went to the mattresses.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 02, 2015 01:05 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Emma Slutcowitz at July 02, 2015 01:01 PM (8ZskC)
Motel 6 mattresses probably have less jizz and fecal residue on them than yours.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 02, 2015 01:05 PM (EHU9F)
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 02, 2015 01:05 PM (sH832)
The Colt Python would knock down every wall in one of those places.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 02, 2015 01:06 PM (659DL)
Posted by: exdem13 at July 02, 2015 01:06 PM (ry4ab)
"I'll take movies for $500 Alex"
Tim Burton directed this dark tale starring Johnny Depp & Helena Bonham Carter
"You gotta be kidding me"
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 02, 2015 01:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anti-Obama at July 02, 2015 01:07 PM (MOstq)
Wife says she saw on TV that the couple were staying at a Motel 6 because it was the only place that would accept their dog.
Posted by: Lurking Cloak Back
From reflex and learned sense memory, officers arriving at the scene shot the dog.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at July 02, 2015 01:07 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2015 01:07 PM (8ZskC)
http://tinyurl.com/op7j5yg
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at July 02, 2015 01:07 PM (fwARV)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at July 02, 2015 01:04 PM (/Ho8c)
At her age that sound would be her tits.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 02, 2015 01:07 PM (C278+)
Posted by: Will Folks at July 02, 2015 01:07 PM (yYOXd)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 02, 2015 01:07 PM (iQIUe)
.35 caliber gun? What's that?
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A stupid reporter trying to tell us he had a 9mm pocket pistol.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 02, 2015 01:07 PM (ry4ab)
Might even have to show them to hubby - yes, I'm that good a wife.
Posted by: all doubt removed at July 02, 2015 01:08 PM (xPo51)
"Hello, Service Master?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 02, 2015 01:08 PM (eEb+d)
LaGuardia one time that had razor wire on top of the chain link fence.
No joke, decent hotel inside, but really concerning to pull into.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 02, 2015 01:04 PM (WV80V)
That's kinda the way this one was. Once you got past the concertina wire, the claymores, and the interlocking zones of fire, it was actually very nice inside.
But your comment reminds me of my first business trip after leaving academia. My colleague and I arrived after dark in a taxi that navigated around discarded tires in the road to arrive at a Hilton with razor wire on top of a chain link fence too. We were ready for dinner, and the concierge looked at us urgently and said, "Don't leave the compound." We didn't.
But all cultures and all peoples are equally valid and wonderful. Except ours, of course.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 02, 2015 01:08 PM (oKE6c)
And yet he stays employed and engaged in the culture, always exemplifying a joi de vive in what he chooses to do. Ever seen one of his "Raw Nerve" interviews? He's great --- asks interesting questions and gets his guests to open up. Then there was that bit a year or so ago where he started live-tweeting CW shows. And tweeting astronauts in space. The dude's hilarious.
While Takei seems stuck still being mad at Shatner for what happened between then 4-5 decades ago.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 02, 2015 01:08 PM (NOIQH)
Sooooooooo...... when can we expect a CNN special where Russel comes back as a guest and extols the virtues of self defense and concealed handguns???
Id pay to see that shit.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 02, 2015 01:08 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 02, 2015 01:08 PM (sH832)
He always came off as likeable and self-deprecating on Craig Fergson's late night gig. I miss Craig Ferguson's late night gig.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 02, 2015 01:08 PM (659DL)
Posted by: fly gal at July 02, 2015 01:08 PM (8TdcF)
Racist, Confederate-Flag Sporting Ex-CNN Reporter's Racist,
Anti-Government White Hispanic Husband Kills Innocent Home Invader in
Hotel Room With Racist Gun With One of Those Parts That Goes Up
This title couldn't be more like chocolate.
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Ah, so someone copied the lead-in fro MSNDC?
Posted by: exdem13 at July 02, 2015 01:09 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2015 01:10 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: fly gal at July 02, 2015 01:11 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 02, 2015 01:11 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Timon at July 02, 2015 01:11 PM (ZDJwC)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 02, 2015 01:11 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at July 02, 2015 01:11 PM (oDCMR)
Anti-Government White Hispanic Husband Kills Innocent Home Invader in
Hotel Room With Racist Gun With One of Those Parts That Goes Up
Former Army Ranger shoots unarmed man in hotel
Posted by: Lizzy at July 02, 2015 01:11 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at July 02, 2015 01:12 PM (xaWUq)
Does this look like dead perp storage to you? Is there a sign out front that says "Dead Perp Storage?"
Posted by: Motel 6 at July 02, 2015 01:12 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 02, 2015 01:12 PM (8ZskC)
I smell a vox post in coming...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 02, 2015 12:43 PM (fYgrm)
Funny enough...
Actual Vox post: "Why the American Revolution was a Bad Idea"
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Vox, living down to expectations every day.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 02, 2015 01:12 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 02, 2015 01:12 PM (wq4B0)
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He used a .35 instead of a .45.
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at July 02, 2015 01:12 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 02, 2015 01:12 PM (AC0lD)
darker portions that were kept in check by the desire to avoid getting punched in the mouth and tossed out of the bar?
Gosh - you nailed it. I say things here that I can't even say out loud to my dog.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at July 02, 2015 01:12 PM (l2Gqi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2015 01:12 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Motel 6 at July 02, 2015 01:12 PM (LA7Cm)
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Call the Wolf.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 02, 2015 01:12 PM (8XRCm)
How did he miss his balls?
I spoke these guys at an AoC (Assoc of Old Crows - CISnormative, racists of the first order) event a few weeks ago. I think that pic of them was taken there. de Caro's an old SFguy, robber chose poorly.
Posted by: Bill, F-35PEO Office at July 02, 2015 01:13 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: Ann Coulter at July 02, 2015 01:13 PM (Ui7Rt)
Shit just goes like that.
Posted by: jwest at July 02, 2015 01:13 PM (9ZZd+)
Ugh. Of course he did this --- still part of the Hollywood Borg.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 02, 2015 01:13 PM (NOIQH)
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 02, 2015 01:13 PM (vNUIf)
No, but there is a surcharge for taking up two parking spaces.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 02, 2015 01:13 PM (oKE6c)
Just call for a dinner reservation for one like in John Wick. Meh movie but for some reason the setting and themes stay with me.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 02, 2015 01:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at July 02, 2015 01:08 PM (sH832)
No, they put the perp's out.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Stay Safe with Fireworks - It's Fun and Games Until Someone's Backy at July 02, 2015 01:13 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: maddogg at July 02, 2015 01:13 PM (xWW96)
No alarm clock, no coffeemaker, no pictures on the wall, towels that felt like paper towels, one tiny bar of soap, old tv with six channels(no remote, it was missing). Coffee in lobby which necessitated stairs because elevator wasn't working(two story motel). Truck stop next door with semi's running all night. Sheets you could see through, astroturf carpet with stains. Desk clerk who barely spoke english. Lost dollars in the vending machines.....
I would have been happier sleeping in the car. We paid over $80 a night for this privilege.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 02, 2015 01:14 PM (WV80V)
Posted by: Jean at July 02, 2015 01:14 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 02, 2015 01:14 PM (C278+)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 02, 2015 01:14 PM (8XRCm)
See, that explains it. Soldiers are all insane killers, even while married to CNN anchors, and they just can't help themselves.
Posted by: pj at July 02, 2015 01:15 PM (cHuNI)
with two rounds in the gut, he likely wasn't interested in moving much at all
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 02, 2015 01:15 PM (lsWof)
One intake down, one to go and now with experience hopefully it will go faster and easier. Now to fix the back of the canopy frame and the front portions of the AIM-54 pallets.
This is making the old Monogram kit in 48 scale look a true paragon of fidelity.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 01:15 PM (/8So2)
Posted by: AL SHARPTON! at July 02, 2015 01:15 PM (3YCXd)
Posted by: Motel 6 room clerk at July 02, 2015 01:15 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 02, 2015 01:15 PM (eEb+d)
Posted by: AmishDude at July 02, 2015 01:15 PM (b65cm)
Posted by: Cheri at July 02, 2015 01:16 PM (oiNtH)
.45 when one shot is all you need.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 02, 2015 01:14 PM (C278+)
Actually, the .45 is rather pathetic compared to the .357 and downright wimpy compared to .44 mag.
I like it when people tell me the .45 ACP is soooo much better than the .44 Special. Then I invite them to look at the ballistics.
Posted by: maddogg at July 02, 2015 01:17 PM (xWW96)
http://tinyurl.com/ncg6yjk
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 02, 2015 01:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at July 02, 2015 01:17 PM (l2Gqi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 01:17 PM (/8So2)
"John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache."
"Dindu Nuffin is now a derp. Dindu Nuffin is now a derp."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 02, 2015 01:17 PM (oKE6c)
.45 when one shot is all you need.
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Yep. Stack the magazine with intermittent wadcutters and ball. After three shots see if you can put your fist through his chest. Surprised a former SF was carrying a glorified coyote gun.
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at July 02, 2015 01:18 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 02, 2015 01:18 PM (C278+)
I like it when people tell me the .45 ACP is soooo much better than the .44 Special. Then I invite them to look at the ballistics.
Posted by: maddogg at July 02, 2015 01:17 PM (xWW96)
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shush....... your going to damage his 1911 Superiority Complex.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 02, 2015 01:18 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 02, 2015 01:18 PM (OSs/l)
darker portions that were kept in check by the desire to avoid getting punched in the mouth and tossed out of the bar?
Gosh - you nailed it. I say things here that I can't even say out loud to my dog.
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at July 02, 2015 01:12 PM (l2Gqi)
Oh, I say all sorts of shit to my dogs. The boy dog thinks it's cool but the girl dog doesn't like the cursing.
Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at July 02, 2015 01:19 PM (RD7QR)
And how come we can't throw Italians into the Latino mix, eh?
When my (Panamanian) family immigrated here in the 70's, the "Hispanic" label wasn't there. There were chicanos, Cubans, and Puerto Ricans, for sure, but no general "race" label for people from other Spanish-speaking lands. I guess they could have slapped a label on my mother since she was born and raised in Cuba, but the rest of us were just regular ol' immigrants, not political specimens or freaks.
Now we're special snowflake retards!!!
Posted by: Margarita who wishes she drank more at July 02, 2015 01:19 PM (cN9Sk)
Posted by: MFM Headline at July 02, 2015 01:19 PM (yYOXd)
Or if some dude had tried to rob Bruce Jenner.
But this story? Crickets.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at July 02, 2015 01:19 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: JEM (sometimes The Devoceleraptor) at July 02, 2015 01:19 PM (o+SC1)
Lynne Russell had a nice rack.
One Two of the high points when Headline News did news. Instead of whatever the hell it is they do now.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 02, 2015 12:36 PM (659DL)
FIFY
Posted by: Ian Galt at July 02, 2015 01:19 PM (dmepw)
Heh. I once worked in a hospital supply loading dock. We'd run over the big bubble wrap with the forklift's tires.
It sounded like a machine gun, and the sound carried a loooong way in that little concrete canyon.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 02, 2015 01:21 PM (eEb+d)
Posted by: Chupacabras at July 02, 2015 01:21 PM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Jordan at July 02, 2015 01:21 PM (r9mDd)
Posted by: MFM Headline at July 02, 2015 01:19 PM (yYOXd)
"PTSD Suspected In Racial Profiling Killing"
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 02, 2015 01:21 PM (oKE6c)
.45 when one shot is all you need.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 02, 2015 01:14 PM (C278+)
Actually, the .45 is rather pathetic compared to the .357 and downright wimpy compared to .44 mag.
I like it when people tell me the .45 ACP is soooo much better than the .44 Special. Then I invite them to look at the ballistics.
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Look at wound channels. Supersonic drills small holes, sub sonic drills giant holes. We ain't shooting paper targets here.
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at July 02, 2015 01:21 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: MFM Headline at July 02, 2015 01:19 PM
What's that, MFM? We couldn't hear you over the sound of his massive brass balls clanging.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 02, 2015 01:21 PM (QiBX8)
He probably didn't expect to need to hunt a Rhino on his trip to the Motel 6. Travel gun, when you don't want to lug a 5 pound chunk of steel in your suitcase.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 02, 2015 01:21 PM (39g3+)
Or if some dude had tried to rob Bruce Jenner.
But this story? Crickets.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at July 02, 2015 01:19 PM (U6f54)
The news story would be that Oprah has a boyfriend.
If you know what I mean.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 02, 2015 01:21 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 02, 2015 01:21 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2015 01:21 PM (FsuaD)
Hahahaha! The Gaza Flotilla carried 1 solar panel and 1 nebulizer. That's it. Maybe why most of them turned back at the last minute. It was all for show. LOL
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 02, 2015 01:21 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at July 02, 2015 01:22 PM (l2Gqi)
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at July 02, 2015 01:21 PM (oDCMR)
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You shoot a Kimber too..... dontcha..... ;-)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 02, 2015 01:22 PM (8XRCm)
Usually when the person who died is a minority, then race will be mentioned if it is a crime like robbery, because the press will spin it as undue force being used. But not if it's a terrorist attack, since that would imply that Islam is not the religion of peace.
In this case the victim might be a minority, but the press might be hiding that, since if it were a minority, the couple might be perceived as racists using undue force, and the MFM wants to spare their fellow libjournalists that stigma.
Posted by: Brian Jennings William at July 02, 2015 01:22 PM (6qR/9)
If you know what I mean.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 02, 2015 01:21 PM (oFCZn)
She's a sister of Sappho too? Hell, maybe queers ARE 10% of the population.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 02, 2015 01:22 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 02, 2015 01:22 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Agent J at July 02, 2015 01:23 PM (ueOgE)
I can't tell if this is a supporter of Hillary, or a joke. A commenter at the http://www.sevendaysvt.com/
Has Clinton Dispatched Oppo Researchers to UVM's Sanders Archive?
Bernie has no business challenging Hillary. She stood by Bill during the troubles and now the voters must stand by her. If more women were as strong as Hillary the divorce rate would plummet and fathers would be at home with their children.
Bernie should know better.
My senses tell me, a Hillary supporter.
My God.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 02, 2015 01:23 PM (qCMvj)
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Can we just drop all the George Takei references from this point out???
Posted by: fixerupper at July 02, 2015 01:23 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 02, 2015 01:21 PM (iQIUe)
It's always for show. Nobody actually cares about the palestinians --well except for the Israelis.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 02, 2015 01:23 PM (wq4B0)
Posted by: JEM (sometimes The Devoceleraptor) at July 02, 2015 01:24 PM (o+SC1)
30 years ago
Posted by: wrg500 at July 02, 2015 01:24 PM (C278+)
Don't think these would be proper footwear while fending off a perp.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/qbnwws9
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 01:24 PM (/8So2)
Posted by: Keith Arnold at July 02, 2015 01:24 PM (iIzG7)
press might be hiding that, since if it were a minority, the couple
might be perceived as racists using undue force, and the MFM wants to
spare their fellow libjournalists that stigma.
Posted by: Brian Jennings William at July 02, 2015 01:22 PM (6qR/9)
You know the perp (not "the victim") is a minority, otherwise it'd be in the headline, and mentioned several times in every paragraph. See, e.g., "Republican."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 02, 2015 01:25 PM (oKE6c)
Although it wouldn't surprise me to see de Caro with an old S&W 35cal auto.
http://www.shootingtimes.com/handguns/handgun_reviews_smith_wessons_35_automatic_010310/
Posted by: Jean at July 02, 2015 01:25 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at July 02, 2015 01:25 PM (eEb+d)
Posted by: Cheri at July 02, 2015 01:26 PM (oiNtH)
My God.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 02, 2015 01:23 PM
That's either some pro-level trolling, or serious mental illness. Sometimes it's hard to tell.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 02, 2015 01:27 PM (QiBX8)
Posted by: Chupacabras at July 02, 2015 01:27 PM (F26eZ)
freakishly hot, who WOULDN'T want to push her into her hotel room and do
unspeakable things to her.
30 years ago
Posted by: wrg500 at July 02, 2015 01:24 PM (C278+)
Where's your sense of nostalgia?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 02, 2015 01:27 PM (TOk1P)
Posted by: willow at July 02, 2015 01:27 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 02, 2015 01:27 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at July 02, 2015 12:47 PM (kff5f)
Nope.
1 - slavery would have ended anyway
2 - racist against Indians (casinos, not computers)
3 - Britain's system of government is better
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*facepalm* This is what letting Marxists teach history leads to....
1. You mean right after the now-British citizen Eli Whitney still invented the cotton gin and made slavery profitable again? And what historical event gave abolitionists traction instead of being dismissed as useless bleeding hearts? Something about a new nation that ostensibly stated that all people are created equal, with certain unalienable rights? Same thing for the French Revolution too.
2. You mean the same British Empire that shipped blankets from a smallpox hospital to Pontiac's Indians as "presents" during negotiations? The same Empire that forced the opium trade on China at cannon point and provoked the Sepoy Mutiny by issuing cartridges greased with animal fat? The very same Empire that empowered Rhodes in SE Africa and sided with the Boers against the Zulus? THAT British Empire would have spared the Indians if there was money to be had in rolling over them?
3. Yeah, right. Without the Revolution the political power would have continued to reside with the wealthy WASP sociopolitical elites that ran the Empire with George III's prompting and blessing. And George III's insanity would not have led to more Parliamentary independence, Crown Prince George (later George IV) would just have become a ruling regent while Dad was indisposed and it would have been business as usual.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 02, 2015 01:28 PM (ry4ab)
stood by Bill during the troubles and now the voters must stand by her.
If more women were as strong as Hillary the divorce rate would plummet
and fathers would be at home with their children.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 02, 2015 01:23 PM (qCMvj)
Lemme see if I have this straight. Because Hillary endured marital problems, we, the voters, who had nothing to do with this, now OWE her whatever she wants. ("Tell the folks at home what she's won!"). Bill doesn't owe her anything; it is WE who owe her something.
Do I have that right?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 02, 2015 01:28 PM (oKE6c)
http://tinyurl.com/og4zeqr
Russell said the perp put a gun to her head in the parking lot, and sent her "airborne" across the room and onto the bed, and that he seemed to have done an invasion before.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 02, 2015 01:28 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Walter White at July 02, 2015 01:28 PM (L52Oz)
Don't think these would be proper footwear while fending off a perp.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/qbnwws9
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 01:24 PM
If, like de Caro, they were the only attire apart from the pistol, then definitely. Very definitely.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 02, 2015 01:29 PM (QiBX8)
Posted by: ConstantineXI at July 02, 2015 01:29 PM (Eov0o)
Just more proof that this was never about love, but about shoving it in your face. If you don't accept it, you will be stomped on even in defeat.
An old queen holding a 40 year grudge? Let me go find my shocked face.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 02, 2015 01:29 PM (xSCb6)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at July 02, 2015 12:53 PM
I picked up some Klingon STD in Star Trek V after getting too intimate with that Shemale Klingon First Officer. Made me ragey ever since.
Posted by: George Takei, boldly exploring the inner sanctum of black holes at July 02, 2015 01:30 PM (O+EPK)
Fun fact from the Sepoy Mutiny: in response to horrible atrocities committed by the sepoys, the Brits tied the ringleaders across the muzzles of cannons and fired them.
The rank and file got off easy; they were merely hanged.
Nowadays, giving a prisoner basic cable is cruel and inhuman punishment.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 02, 2015 01:30 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 02, 2015 01:27 PM (TOk1P)
I have a thing about tat tats. If I have to tie them out of the way they're past expire date.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 02, 2015 01:30 PM (C278+)
And if his career hadn't ended 20 years ago.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 02, 2015 01:30 PM (oVJmc)
Just more proof that this was never about love, but about shoving it in your face. If you don't accept it, you will be stomped on even in defeat.
An old queen holding a 40 year grudge? Let me go find my shocked face.
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What are the odds that Takei can hold his own farts these days?
Posted by: Super Creepy Eric Hoteham at July 02, 2015 01:30 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: kathysaysso at July 02, 2015 01:31 PM (fMQoG)
Be warned.
Posted by: 13times at July 02, 2015 12:45 PM (WHVu+)
And they'd right. The shovel is to bury them with, after you have shot the living shit out of them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2015 01:31 PM (Wt2du)
Posted by: huerfano at July 02, 2015 01:32 PM (bynk/)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 02, 2015 01:33 PM (C278+)
Posted by: HH at July 02, 2015 01:34 PM (Qia1Z)
It was the kind of neighborhood where you chain your underwear to your sack. You don't dare sweat, because some mug will just steal it.
Posted by: de Caro at July 02, 2015 01:34 PM (vNUIf)
Posted by: JEM (sometimes The Devoceleraptor) at July 02, 2015 01:35 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: JEM (sometimes The Devoceleraptor) at July 02, 2015 01:36 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 02, 2015 01:36 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: JEM (sometimes The Devoceleraptor) at July 02, 2015 01:36 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at July 02, 2015 01:37 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Feh at July 02, 2015 01:38 PM (zto2Y)
Posted by: .303 at July 02, 2015 12:55 PM (evdj2)
And a metric fuckton of jihadis, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2015 01:38 PM (Wt2du)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 02, 2015 01:39 PM (NjiZL)
I will admit that a couple years back a neighbor put a couple rounds into an intruder in their house and I slept right through all that, until my wife pointed out the PD wandering around our backyard looking for accomplices.
Posted by: JEM (sometimes The Devoceleraptor) at July 02, 2015 01:40 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:58 PM (/8So2)
Types, deletes.
Types, deletes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2015 01:42 PM (Wt2du)
Posted by: JEM (sometimes The Devoceleraptor) at July 02, 2015 01:42 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 02, 2015 01:43 PM (5buP8)
The guy is 83 and has had a tough time. Homeless after Star Trek, a dead wife, and so on. I cut him a lot of slack for still carving out a career.
Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at July 02, 2015 01:46 PM (IdRpH)
Also, it was she, and not her husband, who had to be restrained after the shootout so that she didn't kick the shit out of the perp.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 02, 2015 01:46 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: mazzman at July 02, 2015 01:47 PM (6Dj6y)
Yeah, you may want to check that sympathy for Shatner when it comes to his dead wife.
We're just saying.
Posted by: Robert Wagner and Robert Blake at July 02, 2015 01:51 PM (8BTx6)
I think those photo's are a few weeks old. They were wearing the same outfits at a conference and the backdrop is consistent.
Posted by: Jean at July 02, 2015 02:06 PM (ztOda)
BTW - The couple was slumming in a Motel 6 because it is pet-friendly, and they were traveling with their dog.
Posted by: Molon Labe at July 02, 2015 02:06 PM (BdoSp)
Posted by: Jean at July 02, 2015 02:08 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: macleod at July 02, 2015 02:10 PM (Qf5bp)
Has anybody else seen Shatner doing commercials for local businesses?
George Takie (sp) did one for the Milwaukee Country Transit System back in the 1970's. "When in space I ride the USS Enterprise. When I am in Milwaukee, I ride the bus!"
Really, George? I hope you didn't tell anybody at teh ghey bar, because nothing is less fab than riding the bus.
He must have really been hard up for money.
Posted by: Donna V. (sans ampersands) at July 02, 2015 02:27 PM (u0lmX)
Posted by: Cruzinator at July 02, 2015 02:44 PM (Q4pU/)
If you have to cap a robber in your own room, you get comped. It's a classy joint.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 02, 2015 02:45 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: freaked at July 02, 2015 02:45 PM (KvWlw)
Hubby may carry a gun for protection, but he's also a cuckold who likes to watch. The man who answered the ad showed up with something other than sex on the brain. He was trolling the site and looking for a vulnerable couple to rob. They got had, but they'll never admit it.
The trick now is to try to track down their ad. Anyone up for trying? I'd check C-List first and go from there.
Posted by: MasterLou at July 02, 2015 02:57 PM (AM4El)
If a member of one group commits a crime against a member of another group, treat the crime as a hate crime.
Posted by: goatweed at July 02, 2015 03:00 PM (8HrdX)
Posted by: Zumkopf at July 02, 2015 03:25 PM (kAi2B)
Posted by: Zumkopf at July 02, 2015 03:28 PM (kAi2B)
9x19mm (9mm Parabellum)
.357 Magnum
.38 Special
.380 Auto (aka 9x17mm)
and a bunch of less common Euro 9mm variants.
Around 2000 there was a revolver called the Medusa that could shoot them all.
Chances are pretty good the reporter didn't want to make the .9mm error so they just gave the most confusing answer possible.
Posted by: Darren at July 02, 2015 03:38 PM (aFxdg)
Posted by: DonS at July 02, 2015 03:49 PM (Q2pWM)
Or possibly De Caro's pistola was a Glock 35 which the reporter mistook for ".35 caliber" even though the G35 is a 40SampersandW.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 02, 2015 04:19 PM (RWZqW)
Or maybe, I dunno, they're telling the truth. Call me crazy.
My wife and I have stayed in more than a few shitty, scary motels with moist carpeting in order to travel with our dogs.
I can assure you, we go out of our way to AVOID the bodily fluids of strangers while guests of those fine establishments.
Regardless, I encourage you to seek out Mr. De Caro and Ms. Russell after he is released from the hospital and present your genius theory in person. Have someone record it.
Please.
Posted by: Every Other Person You See Today at July 02, 2015 04:40 PM (Rbtz3)
Because of that it would be really hard to empanel a jury that wouldn't think that could have been my Abuela, and that the guy was shot by her naked husband makes it charmingly romantic by the standards of the Land of Enchantment.
New Mexico is a weird state, while they kinda vote democrat and the whole state is run like San Antonio and the St. Mary's alumni association, but it is a lot more like Idaho or Maine than any other place, and just as poor. And they sure don't have a problem with lethal force, there self defense laws are pretty different from other states but they were all written at a time when assassination was a regular feature of political life and the law was generally handled on a bounty and single gunfighter basis. Even in the early 1900s no one in power trusted anyone with a badge unless they were employing them personally, but they also wanted protection for their bodyguards. Now the New Mexicans, mostly hispanics, run the state themselves they are mostly of the macho rural kind with aristocrat pretensions, so see things the same way.
While there is no Castle Doctrine, it is one where you can use deadly force not just to protect property but also to stop a felony, which we don't even have in Texas. Sure they make liberal noises but it is a very different place than say Minnesota or even Wisconsin.
Posted by: RoyL at July 02, 2015 05:19 PM (BsvmU)
I don't know.
Posted by: Ace at 12:31 PM
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What the hay do journalists know of guns?
Posted by: socalcon at July 02, 2015 05:38 PM (vHlQ5)
Posted by: Duckspeakeasy at July 02, 2015 05:51 PM (sM8ol)
Posted by: 11B40 at July 02, 2015 06:59 PM (abx5/)
Posted by: Lurking Cloak Back On at July 02, 2015 01:02 PM (E/tuE)
Jackoff to Russel Terrier?
Posted by: Owlpellets at July 03, 2015 06:35 AM (aY7TI)
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