Overnight Open Thread (7-1-2015)

Quote of the Day

By that point, Helmsley had fully dropped the 'blueblood snob' gimmick, appearing in T-shirts and leather jackets. During this period, his ring name was shortened to simply Triple H. Even after the DX versus Hart Foundation storyline ended, Helmsley continued to feud with the sole remaining Hart family member Owen Hart over the WWF European Championship. This ended in a match between the two at WrestleMania XIV, with the stipulation that Chyna had to be handcuffed to then-Commissioner Sgt. Slaughter. Helmsley won after Chyna threw powder into Slaughter's eyes, momentarily 'blinding' him and allowing her to interfere in the match.

-- from the Wikipedia article on Triple H

Comment of the Day

Let's sweep away the lies and just say it out loud:

90% of the left's attempts at social control are simply attempt to outlaw behaviors they perceived as favored or engaged in by 'traditional" "conservative" "old-school" "white" etc. people.

Thus, a liberal can simultaneously demand that cigarettes be outlawed but marijuana be legalized.

Why? Because (in their conception of social reality) marijuana is a leftist intoxicant favored by the "counter-culture" while nicotine is a right-wing intoxicant favored by the "dominant culture."

"The Man" smokes cigars. "The Rebels" smoke weed.

That's all there is to it.

...It's absolute juvenile revenge fantasy, leftover from the '60s. That's all it is. The younger generation of activist are automatons acting out the revenge fantasies of their professors.

-- Zombie

Former CNN Anchor, Husband Involved in Motel Shootout, Robber Killed

He picked the wrong former anchor alright.

[Former CNN Headline news anchor Lynne] Russell - a licensed private investigator and former Fulton County, Georgia, sheriff's deputy with two martial arts black belts - told NBC station KOB that she and her husband had stopped in Albuquerque for dinner with a friend and were planning to get up early because they were traveling." A man with "a 40-caliber big shiny silver handgun" pushed her into her Motel 6 room just as her husband was coming out of the shower . . .

Former-CNN-journalists-Chuck-de-Caro-and-Lynne-Russell-courtesy-nbcnews.com_

Mob Rule Hoists Trump Out of the Free Market

He'll survive but the same thing isn't true of an average person who dares to say the same things that Trump has said.

Drunk Nixon is Better than Sober Obama

For Israel. Also the world.

How Obama Went Up Against the American Flag - And Lost

Pentagon Defends F-35 After Report Says it Can't Dogfight

A lot of excuses, some plausible, some less so but still no real refutation of the claims in the report.

BLM: Umm maybe our demand that Burning Man supply us with on-demand ice cream was a little much

Anti-Gunner Leland Yee (D-CA) Pleads Guilty to Gun Running Charges

Machine guns and rocket launchers for me, no semi-autos or 3D-printers for thee.

How Much Does the ACLU Hate This Cross?

Enough so that it's kept a lawsuit against it going for 26 years even though it now resides on private property.

mountsolededcross

The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows

nighthawk

n. a recurring thought that only seems to strike you late at night-an overdue task, a nagging guilt, a looming and shapeless future-that circles high overhead during the day, that pecks at the back of your mind while you try to sleep, that you can successfully ignore for weeks, only to feel its presence hovering outside the window, waiting for you to finish your coffee, passing the time by quietly building a nest.

FBI Cancels Vacations, Sets Up Special Command Centers

And here we go: Polygamist Family Applies For Marriage License

Second look at old school LDS?

And cue the fake anti-gay hate crimes.

The Ugly Truth About You

I used to be like you then I discovered these.

News You Can Use: What Is The Best Thing To Do When A Grenade Is Thrown At You?

grendade34

The Most Expensive Dishes in the World

3. The Fortress Resort and Spa, Fortress Stilt Fisherman Indulgence Dessert - $14,500

The Fortress Resort and Spa in Sri Lanka really likes to take care of its guests. On top of giving them high-end amenities and world-class service, the place also offers a dessert that's made for a king, thanks to its presentation and taste that costs $14,500. Made with gold leaf Italian cassata and flavored with fruit-infused Irish cream, this handmade chocolate also comes with a 80-carat gemstone. Like a few others on this list, it must be ordered a day in advance.

expenmeal334

Are We All Survivors of the Toba Bottleneck?

For Sale: Former Prison With Mountain View, Sleeps Hundreds

Orwell and the Lizard Women

voguemodels123

The Group knows your sins but doesn't care.

Tonight's post brought to you by sooo many questions about this:

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Notice: Posted by implicit authority of AceCorp LLC. Please post your tips and complaints on the subway walls and tenement halls. Prepare your sacrifices - the conjunction of Venus and Jupiter has begun.

Posted by: Maetenloch at 10:04 PM




Comments

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1 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2015 10:05 PM (EzgxV)

2 ONT woot woot

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 01, 2015 10:05 PM (PqGIo)

3 If anyone cares, it appears that the malware that tagged me is known as "Java/ClassLoader".

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2015 10:06 PM (EzgxV)

4 Run away before she lays any more cards down... she's playing Magic the Crack game

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 10:08 PM (/8So2)

5 Hola all. Getting crankier and crankier over my "vacation" (which seems nothing like one aside from just not having a set wake-up time).

Oh well, Terminator Genisys is a fun turn-your-brain-off flick. So there's that.

Oh, and Skynet is REAL Y'ALL:

http://www.ft.com/fastft/353721

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at July 01, 2015 10:08 PM (m9V0o)

6 If anyone cares, it appears that the malware that tagged me is known as "Java/ClassLoader".

Behold, why I block the everliving f*** out of everything on these here intarwebs.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at July 01, 2015 10:09 PM (m9V0o)

7 Am I the only one thinking Motel 6? Really?

Posted by: TickledPink at July 01, 2015 10:09 PM (adaac)

8 The European Union Proves One Point: Napoleon and Hitler were Poseurs

The question of whether the U.K. will stay with the European Union or not will (hopefully) rest with the voters of the U.K.. Here are some debates that might illuminate not only the British, but the world at large as to the arguments.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9406

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 01, 2015 10:09 PM (7YlUk)

9 Shut Up Men, The UN Women Said

Much as been said of the "outrage" of some Feminists and female literati that more men get published than women, and that more men receive awards than women. Recently, Kamila Shamsie, an award winning author (who your humble author has never heard of) demanded that publishers refuse to publish anything by an icky male.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9346

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 01, 2015 10:10 PM (7YlUk)

10 Hey everybody.

You guys can keep going about SMOD, but the President has seen the light on at least one issue. (I bet Michelle's not happy about his position either.) ;-)

http://tinyurl.com/nhdp8ud

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 01, 2015 10:11 PM (ntObR)

11 What Is The Best Thing To Do When A Grenade Is Thrown At You?

Ricochet it back to the enemy with your shield, duh~!

Posted by: Falin' Steel at July 01, 2015 10:12 PM (fYgrm)

12 Maet, did you see this - the Center for Biological Diversity has petitioned the administration to classify CO2 as a toxic substance that threatens the oceans with acidification...

http://preview.tinyurl.com/oww82xv

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 10:13 PM (/8So2)

13 Yes, I loved zombie's comment. It was spot on.

And in the last thread, I replied as follows:

That was an absolutely terrific comment, zombie.

And you know what? There are many conservatives who do the SAME DAMN THING when it comes to weed. It's only those filthy commie hippies who smoke it. Those conservatives are still stuck in the 60s too.

Posted by: rickl at July 01, 2015 10:13 PM (sdi6R)

14
that last photo. When was this taken. The books confuse me. Feminist titles sort of

but then

batman graphic novel

salad with protein

wine

modern phone

is this why Ace took up French?

Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2015 10:14 PM (zOTsN)

15 She's playing strip tarot poker, and she's lousy at it....she says.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 01, 2015 10:14 PM (XmOA9)

16 Let us pray that a veritable flock of nighthawks haunt this President every night. Then in the morning he arises to see Michelle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 10:15 PM (/8So2)

17 re: Java/ClassLoader



Different websites say different things about it, but "Very dangerous malware. Can log user's keyboard activity and take snapshots of the user's screen. Uses stealth installation and removal is very difficult." sounds pretty familiar.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2015 10:15 PM (EzgxV)

18 Am I the only one thinking Motel 6? Really?

They'll keep the gun on for youi.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 01, 2015 10:15 PM (W5DcG)

19 You know a wise and thoughtful ONT provider would throw alexthechick and bcochran a bone and link their newest podcast.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 01, 2015 10:15 PM (z/Ubi)

20 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 01, 2015 10:16 PM (KCxzN)

21 Best news I saw today?

The "Auto Trader" commercial with the General Lee and the Duke boys (men) is still airing.


And, good evening all.

Posted by: gimpin' ain't easy at July 01, 2015 10:16 PM (G543v)

22 Run away before she lays any more cards down... she's playing Magic the Crack game

It's not crack.

I can totally stop buying packs once I've filled this pizza box.

Posted by: Methos at July 01, 2015 10:16 PM (ZbV+0)

23
If anyone cares, it appears that the malware that tagged me is known as "Java/ClassLoader".


Is that from the full report, or just the executive summary?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 01, 2015 10:17 PM (UVfht)

24 On another subject, http://sultanknish.blogspot. com/2015/06/no- truce-with-left.html is a very well-said article (once you take the spaces out).

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2015 10:17 PM (EzgxV)

25 Zombie! made it to the big time!
Almost makes you feel alive, huh?

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at July 01, 2015 10:17 PM (KG0mU)

26
on of the titles is "The Big Feminist But.."

whose lady is that

Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2015 10:17 PM (zOTsN)

27 Ever realise that we have a President that could be tagged Malware?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 10:17 PM (/8So2)

28
Posted by: TickledPink at July 01, 2015 10:09 PM (adaac)
No, you're not. I think I stayed at a Motel 6 once when in college.And for Lynne Russell to stay there??? Not to be a snob about it, but jeez. You want a good night's sleep, not to be carried off by bugs, or robbed by some dickless wonder.

Posted by: Ramon from Texas at July 01, 2015 10:18 PM (hRytD)

29 Good evening, Horde!

While I'm normally anti-journalist, I'm glad that former CNN babe managed to adequately perforate her assailant.

D'ya think she has 'ette potential?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2015 10:18 PM (RzZOc)

30 Only one pizza box Methos???

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 10:18 PM (/8So2)

31 umm. conservative smoker here., not a liber-whatever-ian

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at July 01, 2015 10:18 PM (KG0mU)

32 Greece is still in the middle of burning.

C'mon Europe....


It was several years ago, but I do think the debt collapse will be beneficial to Europe in that when the money dries up, survival takes front stage.


And it's one thing to pretend to be alright with all of the muslims slowly tearing apart your country when you perceive that you still have some economic opportunity. But when the money dries up, all bets are off. Let's see what the reaction will be from our European betters to any muslim terror attack after the bubble breaks.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 01, 2015 10:19 PM (AC0lD)

33 We had a very interesting conversation with a woman from our church in Calgary today.
While we were talking she was knitting a ski mask, or balaclava.

It turns out she was knitting a military helmet liner for a U.S. charity called something like Operation Helmet Liner, which provides front line troops with helmet liners.

She's knitted more than 1,000 of the items over the years. Apparently, and I wasn't keeping notes, a similar operation was shut down. Canadian troops evidently don't need them or there is no infrastructure to get them to those troops.

Very interesting conversation.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 01, 2015 10:19 PM (nlHrF)

34 cthulhu, I honor you.
You got first and did not brag.
What a guy!

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at July 01, 2015 10:20 PM (KG0mU)

35 Toba! Toba! Toba! Toba! Toba! Toba! Toba!

Posted by: Delta House at July 01, 2015 10:20 PM (yYOXd)

36 "How Much Does The ACLU Hate This Cross? Enough so that it's kept a lawsuit against it going for 26 years even though it now resides on private property."

Well, let's see.

Near as I can recall, the only times I have ended up in the Barrel have been when I have contaminated the comments with math. I guess I'll have to risk it here. Just basic arithmetic! I swear!

So, 2015 minus 26 would be 1989.

Okay, then, the era of Bush the Lesser. (As distinct from the presidency of his wastrel son, Bush the Lesser Still.)

And then what happened after Bush the Lesser was ousted?

Bill Clinton, his successor, named a top ACLU legal honcho to the Supreme Court -- the very same ACLU that originated this Javert-ish lawsuit along with hundreds of other lawfare outrages -- and the Republicans in the Senate fell all over themselves to confirm her.

What would we do without the Republican Party?

Posted by: torquewrench at July 01, 2015 10:20 PM (noWW6)

37 OK, I called Petco to order me dog food re: a discount they sent me in an email.

F... those f...ing bastards. Their Indian idioits answering the phone can't deal w/ English.

Irving was the best of the lot. LOL

Just a disgrace an American company would outsource something to incompetent 3rd world idiots.

Posted by: Farmer at July 01, 2015 10:21 PM (o/90i)

38

What would we do without the Republican Party?

Posted by: torquewrench at July 01, 2015 10:20 PM (noWW6)

Bow down 5 times a day and pray to the east?,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 01, 2015 10:22 PM (PqGIo)

39 It seems like no matter who we nominate to the supreme court, they get squishy.
I can't wait 'til robots decide everything.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at July 01, 2015 10:22 PM (KG0mU)

40 "umm. conservative smoker here., not a liber-whatever"


Ditto.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 10:22 PM (4MB+G)

41 Napoleon and Hitler were Poseurs
Posted by: The Political Hat


Gotta love that "star".

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 01, 2015 10:22 PM (W5DcG)

42 Only one pizza box Methos???

eek. Yeah. I got out after Ice Age when I was like 'Why did I just spend $80 on playing cards, most of which I'll never use because they don't fit my Force of Nature build'.

I wound up with about 5 feet of boxes one card deep, but I did know a guy who had a pizza box. Alphabetized and everything.

Posted by: Methos at July 01, 2015 10:24 PM (ZbV+0)

43 @28

The only thing I can think is that maybe they are just a quirky couple that LIKES to stay at cheap motels every now and again.

I can admit, every so often, I get the itch to stay in some Days Inns or Motel 6s, to remember "way back when" those were the hotels we stayed in. Makes me appreciate how far I've come, as far as accommodations.

Posted by: TickledPink at July 01, 2015 10:24 PM (adaac)

44
...It's absolute juvenile revenge fantasy, leftover from the '60s.
That's all it is. The younger generation of activist are automatons
acting out the revenge fantasies of their professors. -- Zombie

Have you ever watched a horror movie and it becomes obvious that the writer/director is just releasing all of his pent up angst by killing all of the people who were mean to them in high school?

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at July 01, 2015 10:25 PM (UcCs1)

45 They told me if I voted for Romney polygamy would stage a comeback

Posted by: Tmitsss at July 01, 2015 10:25 PM (Pa9vP)

46 23
If anyone cares, it appears that the malware that tagged me is known as "Java/ClassLoader".

Is that from the full report, or just the executive summary?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 01, 2015 10:17 PM (UVfht)



That's from going through the list of malware found and looking it all up online. I've also been auditioning anti-malware schemes under the new network scheme, and I think I found one I like. This machine was reimaged 3 days ago, and the scanner found 10 instances of malware on it -- all in the browser cache. Two potentially false positives were some hinky java stuff delivered from foxnews.com. The rest of it, I could find the associated websites. There was one exploit that looked a bit creepy, but this system is getting reimaged again pretty soon anyway.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2015 10:25 PM (EzgxV)

47 sometimes you are on a road trip and get too tired to drive so you make an unexpected stop and stay in a complete murderville shit hole

Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2015 10:26 PM (zOTsN)

48 TickledPink:

, I get the itch to stay in some Days Inns or Motel 6s,

as long as the itch is before and not after...

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at July 01, 2015 10:26 PM (KG0mU)

49 Yeah, we get a lot of guests that just 'rest' for a little while.

Posted by: Motel 6 at July 01, 2015 10:26 PM (yYOXd)

50 Have you ever watched a horror movie and it becomes obvious that the
writer/director is just releasing all of his pent up angst by killing
all of the people who were mean to them in high school?


That's the Stephen King school of Carrie literature.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 10:27 PM (/8So2)

51 Daisy Duke has tossed her short-shorts to the side and spread eagle across the roof of the 'General Lee'...oh yummy!!!

Posted by: tbd at July 01, 2015 10:27 PM (PouMy)

52 Poor Methos. Yes must be careful of which addictions to succumb to. But at least it just empties the wallet without leaving you strung out in a back alley. Or did it?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 10:28 PM (/8So2)

53 If you gave Biden that dessert, he'd crack his tooth on the diamond.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at July 01, 2015 10:28 PM (mG3Qj)

54 you know what's strange?

Now that gay marriage is "the law of the land," I am getting more comfortable with the idea of polygamy.

I wonder if my wife would like a twenty-something around the house.

You know, to help with the chores and other nasty stuff.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at July 01, 2015 10:28 PM (KG0mU)

55 Evening morons, how fares the horde?

Night 5/6, leave me interesting stuff to read, please.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 01, 2015 10:28 PM (b2cFu)

56 ..."And you know what? There are many conservatives who do the SAME DAMN THING when it comes to weed. It's only those filthy commie hippies who smoke it. Those conservatives are still stuck in the 60s too."
-Posted by: rickl at July 01, 2015 10:13 PM (sdi6R)

*ugh*

Habitually changing your brain chemistry is just stupid. Agreed. Lecturing someone about their occasional vice is lording over Liberty itself.

I would not tell you to "loosen up" if you chose not to take any "majorly" brain-altering chemicals into your body.

God Bless You.

If I smoke twice per year at no one's peril but my own?

...dude. /Southpark

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 10:29 PM (OQ9R7)

57 Who stays at a motel 6, much less showers in one. Wtf.

Posted by: NCKate at July 01, 2015 10:29 PM (bP6xm)

58 55 Evening morons, how fares the horde?

Night 5/6, leave me interesting stuff to read, please.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 01, 2015 10:28 PM (b2cFu)




Just hoping the Darwin candidates give you plenty of time for reading.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2015 10:29 PM (EzgxV)

59 Super 8 is the worst I've ever been in. Didn't even sleep in one of them, and left after 4 hours of "rest". ugh.
I should have learned from the first experience, but as they are franchises, I figured none could be as bad as the first.


I was wrong.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 01, 2015 10:29 PM (XmOA9)

60 >>>I wonder if my wife would like a twenty-something around the house

Who says conservatives don't use drugs?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 01, 2015 10:30 PM (PqGIo)

61 "Am I the only one thinking Motel 6? Really?"

I am a determinedly cheap SOB. Especially on long road jaunts. I would stay in a Japanese capsule hotel if we had those here in the States.

That said:

(a) I'm pretty sure that finding a bedside drawer full of roaches doesn't happen in Japanese capsule hotels, but I sure have had it happen in Motel 6.

(b) I'm also pretty sure that having crack whores pounding on the door at 4AM local time doesn't happen in Japanese capsule hotels, but I sure have had it happen in Motel 6.

(c) The biggest mistake wasn't stopping to sleep in a Motel 6. It was stopping in Albuquerque, a shithole city. Really, stopping anywhere in New Mexico, a sewer state. Plan your travels to start on another state border and to be through NM by nightfall. Thank me later.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 01, 2015 10:30 PM (noWW6)

62 43
I can admit, every so often, I get the itch to stay in some Days Inns or Motel 6s, to remember "way back when" those were the hotels we stayed in. Makes me appreciate how far I've come, as far as accommodations.
Posted by: TickledPink at July 01, 2015 10:24 PM (adaac)


I used to love staying in Holiday Inns and Howard Johnsons on vacations when I was a kid, back in the 1960s.

I've also had good experiences in no-name motels a couple of times. Not luxurious, but adequate lodgings, and that was all that I expected.

Posted by: rickl at July 01, 2015 10:30 PM (sdi6R)

63 Dear smokers,

I'll make a deal with you. Don't blow smoke in my face, be relatively polite to others' sensibilities when you do smoke, and I. Will. Not. Give. A. Shit.

Fvck you nanny state.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 01, 2015 10:30 PM (Zu3d9)

64 HOOOORDE

So, I'm drinking on a school night, what of it? You're not the boss of me!

As to the weed stuff, I look at it like laws against mag size, or seatbelt laws or a thousand other nanny state bullshit laws. I'll just ignore it.

Posted by: DC in River City at July 01, 2015 10:31 PM (e+1S5)

65 Never had issues staying at a Motel 6, but then again I don't worry for the same reasons why she didn't worry.

The left is destructive of 'normalcy' because it represents whitey. To bad that because when whitey is gone where are they going to get their EBT funding from. Soros is going to kick them to the curb and laugh.

Posted by: Gmac- 'all politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at July 01, 2015 10:31 PM (4CRfK)

66 The Baby Boomers...Ughhh.
*love you mom and dad!*

Posted by: jmel at July 01, 2015 10:31 PM (cfFqn)

67 57 Who stays at a motel 6, much less showers in one. Wtf.

Posted by: NCKate at July 01, 2015 10:29 PM (bP6xm)



It's a somewhat known (if underappreciated) quantity.....and sometimes the logistics just leave you poised between "Crazy Larry's Rest Shack in the Woods" five miles down a dirt road, or a Motel 6 by the highway.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2015 10:32 PM (EzgxV)

68 **looks at Fortress Stilt Fisherman Indulgence Dessert sitting on table in front of him**

What is this crap? Only an 80ct gemstone?!

**sweeps dessert off the table, crashing onto the floor**

Posted by: Mr. Mook Mook at July 01, 2015 10:32 PM (Ydaoe)

69 @48

Last cheap hotel I stayed at for funsies, I was absolutely convinced had bed bugs. I didn't see any, but man I woke up itching like the dickens.

They "upgraded" me to a hottub room, which I wouldn't go near with a 10 foot pole.

Oh, and as if that room doesn't sound classy enough, on the desk they have a "PLease bring me an extra______" thing you can fill out, and it says, "Vibrator, betch" So, either the employees were nasties, or the cleaning crew wasn't real detail oriented which was quite comforting.

Posted by: TickledPink at July 01, 2015 10:32 PM (adaac)

70 For those of you that did not see this:

French Taxis Go to War with Uber, Hold Courtney Love Hostage; French Government Surrenders Immediately

http://preview.tinyurl.com/uber-surrender

Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2015 10:33 PM (3pRHP)

71 "Dear smokers,

I'll make a deal with you. Don't blow smoke in my face, be relatively polite to others' sensibilities when you do smoke, and I. Will. Not. Give. A. Shit.
Fvck you nanny state."
-Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 01, 2015 10:30 PM (Zu3d9)

Deal!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 10:33 PM (OQ9R7)

72 Posted by: DC in River City at July 01, 2015 10:31 PM (e+1S5)

Yeah....laws are not intended to control the behavior of people whose behavior is not a threat to others. So your use or non-use of weed should be of zero interest to the state.

Well....they used to be, but now?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 01, 2015 10:34 PM (Zu3d9)

73 So, most likely scenarios are that it's t3, and she was on the play, or mulled her first hand on the draw.

She's playing white, and the nonland permanent on the board isn't a creature, so I can only assume she's got some really janky kitchen table deck, which is surprising given that she's got a playmat. Both of her plains look like they're from M15, so I'm going to go ahead and assume that this was from one of the starter decks, which makes things a lot less interesting. Also, really poor form not to be using sleeves, and having food on the table while playing.

... shut up.

Posted by: joe dirt at July 01, 2015 10:34 PM (ef6pV)

74 I've stayed at the Super 8 in La Rosa, NM and I'm here

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 01, 2015 10:35 PM (PqGIo)

75 But at least it just empties the wallet without leaving you strung out in a back alley. Or did it?

I was on work-study in college. Minimum wage x 10 hours a week=that was half a month down the tubes and I don't even remember if I actually ever used them.

Posted by: Methos at July 01, 2015 10:35 PM (ZbV+0)

76 Commie vampires....they suck the lifeblood out of everything good in this country...they shrink from the Cross and prey on the young.

And they don't know shit about Conservatives live their lives.

Posted by: pam at July 01, 2015 10:35 PM (EAZ7y)

77 _Nixon went against Kissinger, SecDef and the NSA council and saved Israel.
Every president since him, excepting Reagan, has sucked on sucked on the opinion poll.


Posted by: Ralph at July 01, 2015 10:35 PM (AnlLW)

78 The European Union Proves One Point: Napoleon and Hitler were Poseurs



The question of whether the U.K. will stay with the European
Union or not will (hopefully) rest with the voters of the U.K.. Here
are some debates that might illuminate not only the British, but the
world at large as to the arguments.



More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9406

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 01, 2015 10:09 PM (7YlUk)


The Europe 4 All naturally has the hammer and sickle at the top of its silly little symbol

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 01, 2015 10:36 PM (DiZBp)

79 Yeah....laws are not intended to control the behavior of people whose behavior is not a threat to others. So your use or non-use of weed should be of zero interest to the state.

Well....they used to be, but now?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 01, 2015 10:34 PM (Zu3d9)

I don't know. I've heard many argue -- from both left and right -- that laws are based on a "group morality" of sorts. So thus, keeping the peasants moral and away from intoxicating plants and "enforcing morality" is really the entire point of the state.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 10:36 PM (AkOaV)

80 -Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 01, 2015 10:34 PM (Zu3d9)

I sent a little write-up about Minor League Baseball food in to Ace with an attn: [CBD] or [BCochrane] attached to it.

I can sent it to you directly for the Sunday Food Thread if it hasn't been passed along.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 10:36 PM (OQ9R7)

81 used to love staying in Holiday Inns and Howard Johnsons on vacations when I was a kid, back in the 1960s.

I've also had good experiences in no-name motels a couple of times. Not luxurious, but adequate lodgings, and that was all that I expected.
Posted by: rickl at July 01, 2015 10:30 PM (sdi6R)

The Henry Ford museum in Detroit has an original,1960s complete Holiday Inn room on display, including the towels. When I visited the museum, seeing that made me feel rather old and nostalgic

Posted by: Jen the original at July 01, 2015 10:36 PM (WV80V)

82 That whole Mount Soledad cross thing? It was started by an angry atheist in San Diego. It went on for years and years. It used to just be a cross on the hill. Then people had the wise idea to turn it into a monument and now there are these really nice memorials to veterans on there. But then the suit went on. Then the atheist eventually died. But the ACLU then had their teeth in this thing. The litigation goes on and on and on. It's actually a very pretty sight and the cross lends this atmosphere of solemnity and peace to it. Many many veterans go there to celebrate Memorial Day and Veterans Day. I find it really pretty and I'm not offended by any of this except the atheists and damn ACLU. I'm not a religious person either.

Posted by: keena at July 01, 2015 10:37 PM (RiTnx)

83 Looking for a location for Alextopia? Have we got the place for you! 325 acre mountaintop compound with all the amenities!

Posted by: Moreau Realty Inc at July 01, 2015 10:38 PM (yYOXd)

84 Another faked hate crime









Gee what a surprise. I mean only about 99% of "hate" crimes are a hoax.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 01, 2015 10:38 PM (DiZBp)

85 "I don't know. I've heard many argue -- from both left and right -- that laws are based on a "group morality" of sorts. So thus, keeping the peasants moral and away from intoxicating plants and "enforcing morality" is really the entire point of the state."
-Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 10:36 PM (AkOaV)

There are laws on the books for "behavior" already.

My right to swing my fists ends where your chin begins.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 10:38 PM (OQ9R7)

86 Daisy Duke has tossed her short-shorts to the side and spread eagle across the roof of the 'General Lee'...oh yummy!!!
Posted by: tbd at July 01, 2015 10:27 PM (PouMy)

***

I sure hope that was the Katherine Bach of the 70s glory. Cuz I'm pretty sure I would not want to see that today.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 01, 2015 10:39 PM (cygkw)

87 Atomic explosions over every major city in the world. Atomic explosions over the rest of the cities. Atomic explosions everywhere. Nothing but atomic explosions as far as the eye can see. It would be awesome, especially at night.

It will be glorious.

Let it happen. Let it happen soon.

Posted by: Null at July 01, 2015 10:39 PM (xjpRj)

88 .."send" it to you directly. Damned fingers!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 10:39 PM (OQ9R7)

89 "It has nothing whatsoever to do with "public health," nor even with wanting to create a totalitarian society."

I must disagree. It very much has to do with wanting to create a totalitarian society.

Posted by: rrpjr at July 01, 2015 10:39 PM (s/yC1)

90 Interstate 40 and 75 are only open to thru traffic at this time, we apologize for the inconvenience...The State of Tennessee. Have a nice day...!

Posted by: tbd at July 01, 2015 10:39 PM (PouMy)

91 Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 10:36 PM (AkOaV)

Agreed....the current state.

But look back at 19th century America or Great Britain, and you will find countries whose central governments were afterthoughts in most peoples' lives.

Imagine starting a business with no licensing requirements, or purchasing a house or a handgun without any involvement with government!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 01, 2015 10:40 PM (Zu3d9)

92 I sure hope that was the Katherine Bach of the 70s glory. Cuz I'm pretty sure I would not want to see that today.
...
From the archives...

Posted by: tbd at July 01, 2015 10:41 PM (PouMy)

93 >>It was stopping in Albuquerque, a shithole city.

We used to stop in Albuquerque on the way to Colorado. They were fine and had good food. New Mexico is ok if you like desert I guess.

Posted by: Lea at July 01, 2015 10:41 PM (vmMMi)

94 Zombie's comment is more than insightful. It's practically a unified field theory of modern Leftism. In a word, if it's valued by The Man, attack and destroy it. If (according to their stereotypes) it offends The Man, don't just support it. Compel The Man to accept it.

Brilliant.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 01, 2015 10:41 PM (/luV5)

95 87 Atomic explosions over every major city in the world. Atomic explosions over the rest of the cities. Atomic explosions everywhere. Nothing but atomic explosions as far as the eye can see. It would be awesome, especially at night.
It will be glorious.
Let it happen. Let it happen soon.
Posted by: Null at July 01, 2015 10:39 PM (xjpRj)


Fuck you and your amoral nihilism.

Perhaps it's time to consider getting some treatment, huh?

Posted by: Maetenloch at July 01, 2015 10:42 PM (pAlYe)

96 I don't think government at any level should be able to tell an adult American citizen that they can't own a plant.

You can take away a lot of liberty and cause a lot of disruption in society in the name if public health and public safety.

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2015 10:42 PM (MQEz6)

97 Imagine starting a business with no licensing requirements, or purchasing a house or a handgun without any involvement with government!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 01, 2015 10:40 PM (Zu3d9)

Sounds like anarchy to me. I don't know how anyone could possibly manage.

//

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 10:42 PM (AkOaV)

98 Posted by: keena at July 01, 2015 10:37 PM (RiTnx)

I am a Jew, and I have seen the cross and have been curiously un-offended.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 01, 2015 10:42 PM (Zu3d9)

99 73 So, most likely scenarios are that it's t3, and she was on the play, or mulled her first hand on the draw.

Lots of words, and yet all I got was "that's probably not poker." Plus "wow, joe dirt was looking at the cards."

Posted by: Splunge at July 01, 2015 10:42 PM (qyomX)

100 100 years ago, I used to travel to NoVa regularly. My managers would alwAys stay at what high-end hotel was booked for them, while I took my per diem in cash, stayed at the little Indian owned cinder block joint out by that traffic circle on Arlington Rd, and spent the rest on drinks.

Cleanest dive motel I've ever seen. Immaculate.
But, one night, I got busted by the owner smoking a joint outside my room - "you can't smoke that! Everyone will smell it! We all get arrested!"

I said, "look, old man. With all that curry you guys use in there, nobody could smell a week-old dead body for a mile radius around this place."
He just laughed at me, said "see you in two weeks?" and walked off.

Posted by: gimpin' ain't easy at July 01, 2015 10:42 PM (KrBYw)

101
we were driving to Vermont and I got tired and the only hotel we could find was a Red Carpet Inn outside Albany NY

swear to God it was the creepiest place ever. Slept in our clothes on top of the bed, never got in the sheets

Hollering and banging all night long. At one point some random was pounding on the door. We got two rooms, but they couldn't be adjoining so hubby was in one room with the boys and I was with little girl in the other. And that banging on the door

awful

Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2015 10:43 PM (zOTsN)

102 So who let in one of the psychic mutants from Beneath the Planet of the Apes? Don't press that button Taylor!

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 10:43 PM (/8So2)

103 My right to swing my fists ends where your chin begins.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 10:38 PM (OQ9R7)


That is only true if you also agree that I have the right to cap you if I see you threatening to harm me and mine.
I hate people who intimidate to force compliance. I once upon a time had a policy of hurting them to make them leave me alone.

Times are different now, and the main method of being successful in your intimidation is to use the force of the state to back your bad action.
Hope they eat you last.

(sorry. I'm an asshole. Shitty week.)

Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2015 10:43 PM (3pRHP)

104 Atomic explosions over every major city in the world. Atomic explosions
over the rest of the cities. Atomic explosions everywhere. Nothing but
atomic explosions as far as the eye can see. It would be awesome,
especially at night.


Point of order. It's not actually possible to have an event simultaneously worldwide at night.

Posted by: Methos at July 01, 2015 10:43 PM (ZbV+0)

105 -Posted by: Maetenloch at July 01, 2015 10:42 PM (pAlYe)

They're nihilists, Donny. Say what you will about the tenets of socialism, at least it's an ethos.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 10:44 PM (OQ9R7)

106 @61

About the same shape here. I've never cared to pay more than I absolutely have to for a place to spend the night. Not rat-bag, flea-trap bad but I'm not above a Super 8 at all. In fact that's where I spent a couple of nights last month when I was fearing getting flooded and it was a rather nice motel for the price.


Now, Motel 6, that's different. To dovetail this all together, never stay at the Motel 6 in Carlsbad, NM. My dog got mange when we stayed there.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 10:44 PM (4MB+G)

107 93 We used to stop in Albuquerque on the way to Colorado. They were fine and had good food. New Mexico is ok if you like desert I guess.

Santa Fe had good food too. But it was packed to the rafters with smug leftists.

Posted by: Splunge at July 01, 2015 10:44 PM (qyomX)

108 Perhaps it's time to consider getting some treatment, huh?

Posted by: Maetenloch at July 01, 2015 10:42 PM (pAlYe)

I actually understand communism. It's adherents are wrong...very wrong, but at least it makes some pie-in-the-sky sense.

Nihilism is simply insane. There is nothing logical or internally consistent about it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 01, 2015 10:44 PM (Zu3d9)

109 ...little Indian owned cinder block joint ...

...With all that curry you guys use in there...
Posted by: gimpin' ain't easy at July 01, 2015 10:42 PM (KrBYw)

Plot twist. I totally thought you were talking tomahawk indians there.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 10:45 PM (AkOaV)

110 81 used to love staying in Holiday Inns and Howard Johnsons on vacations when I was a kid, back in the 1960s.

I've also had good experiences in no-name motels a couple of times. Not luxurious, but adequate lodgings, and that was all that I expected.
Posted by: rickl at July 01, 2015 10:30 PM (sdi6R)

The Henry Ford museum in Detroit has an original,1960s complete Holiday Inn room on display, including the towels. When I visited the museum, seeing that made me feel rather old and nostalgic
Posted by: Jen the original at July 01, 2015 10:36 PM (WV80V)



There was one no-name motel I stayed in for one night during a road trip back in the 1980s. I think it was in Indiana or Illinois.

There were all kinds of Bible tracts in the dresser drawers, besides the Gideon Bible.

So I figured that the owner was a decent guy who meant well, and while I'm not very religious myself, I left a thank-you note saying that he had a nice place and I enjoyed my stay.

Posted by: rickl at July 01, 2015 10:45 PM (sdi6R)

111 >>They "upgraded" me to a hottub room, which I wouldn't go near with a 10 foot pole.

I stayed in a cheap casino in Shreveport one time that had hot tubs in the room, next to the bed. It was really weird. Is this a thing?

Posted by: Lea at July 01, 2015 10:46 PM (vmMMi)

112 Now, Motel 6, that's different. To dovetail this all together, never stay at the Motel 6 in Carlsbad, NM. My dog got mange when we stayed there

---------

No surcharge for that!!!

Posted by: Motel 6 Albuquerque at July 01, 2015 10:46 PM (/luV5)

113 New Mexico is ok if you like desert I guess.

Posted by: Lea at July 01, 2015 10:41 PM (vmMMi)

I LOVE dessert! Where's the best place?

My favorite is probably a dark chocolate molten cake. Although a great, rich ice cream can be wonderful.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 01, 2015 10:46 PM (Zu3d9)

114 Imagine starting a business with no licensing requirements, or purchasing a house or a handgun without any involvement with government!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 01, 2015

Hmmm, opening line for a song? Imagine there's no government, it's easy to do.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 01, 2015 10:47 PM (PqGIo)

115
I remember ads for "honeymoons" that had these stupid champagne glass hot tubs

and shag carpet

can you imagine?

Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2015 10:47 PM (zOTsN)

116 " New Mexico is ok if you like desert I guess."



Lotsa pretty green mountains too.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 10:48 PM (4MB+G)

117 108 I actually understand communism. It's adherents are wrong...very wrong, but at least it makes some pie-in-the-sky sense.

For ants, maybe.

Nihilism is simply insane. There is nothing logical or internally consistent about it.

Think of is as suicide for extroverts.

Posted by: Splunge at July 01, 2015 10:48 PM (qyomX)

118 Tobu bottleneck?

You should see me when I have case of gas!

Posted by: Yellowstone Super Volcano at July 01, 2015 10:48 PM (K5rBY)

119 Not fair criticizing spelling after dark!!!

Posted by: Lea at July 01, 2015 10:48 PM (vmMMi)

120 "(sorry. I'm an asshole. Shitty week.)"
-Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2015 10:43 PM (3pRHP)

No problem and point taken. You owe me one for misspelling your name during the Christmas season!

You are quite correct in your assessment. "Crazy" is something that 'normal' folks take into consideration with a fist-swinging jackass... lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 10:48 PM (OQ9R7)

121 I stayed in a cheap casino in Shreveport one time that had hot tubs in the room, next to the bed. It was really weird. Is this a thing?
Posted by: Lea at July 01, 2015 10:46 PM (vmMMi)


gigitty.

Posted by: Quagmire at July 01, 2015 10:49 PM (AkOaV)

122 an you imagine?
Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2015 10:47 PM (zOTsN)

Poconos, for lovers only.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 01, 2015 10:49 PM (WV80V)

123 I think I have finally found some bad J-Pop

https://youtu.be/1utjGzIw5zs

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 10:49 PM (/8So2)

124 Posted by: Splunge at July 01, 2015 10:48 PM (qyomX)

Reason #29,911 why I love AoSHQ.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 01, 2015 10:49 PM (Zu3d9)

125 Janet Leigh got tired and stayed at a cheap motel

Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2015 10:49 PM (zOTsN)

126 I don't know. I've heard many argue -- from both
left and right -- that laws are based on a "group morality" of sorts. So
thus, keeping the peasants moral and away from intoxicating plants and
"enforcing morality" is really the entire point of the state.

Posted by: mynewhandle at July 01, 2015 10:36 PM (AkOaV)


There's some (some, not all) truth to that. Humans are social creatures, and we do adjust our behavior to what is accepted by the group that we're a part of.


Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 01, 2015 10:49 PM (10ydV)

127 There is one of those restored Indian tipi motels nearby on US 90. It looks really good the way they fixed them up.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at July 01, 2015 10:49 PM (L+eMF)

128 118 You should see me when I have case of gas!
Posted by: Yellowstone Super Volcano at July 01, 2015 10:48 PM


Oh! My underground lava lake is so huge! Oh, someday I may get my huge magma ass off the fricking couch and destroy 1/3 of the U.S.!

Pissant. I am coming.

Posted by: SMOD at July 01, 2015 10:50 PM (qyomX)

129 Sweet baby Jesus with the page loads tonight.

Posted by: NCKate at July 01, 2015 10:50 PM (bP6xm)

130 Motel 6? Them? No way, the most interesting part of this story is missing.


Posted by: Ralph at July 01, 2015 10:51 PM (AnlLW)

131 Today, popular department store Macy's announced it was pulling Donald Trump's line of menswear from its stores.







Screw Macy's. Their stores are shitholes always appealing to the lowest common denominator and the lefty causes. Things haven't been going so good for them so let them fall with the rest of the PC corporate crowd

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 01, 2015 10:51 PM (DiZBp)

132 Posted by: Lea at July 01, 2015 10:48 PM (vmMMi)

Oh...shit no! I wasn't making fun of you! I was just making a silly joke.

You spelled it correctly.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 01, 2015 10:51 PM (Zu3d9)

133
shag carpet and a tub you have to use a ladder to get in to, next to the heart shaped bed

must have smelled like wet carpet and mold and worse

put a violet light on that

Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2015 10:51 PM (zOTsN)

134 "Atomic explosions over every major city in the world. Atomic explosions over the rest of the cities. Atomic explosions everywhere. Nothing but atomic explosions as far as the eye can see."

We appear to be well on the way.

I had always feared some radical technological breakthrough would let dozens of half-assed little excuses for countries build nuclear arsenals.

Nope! Just political fecklessness by G7 countries who damned well should know better.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 01, 2015 10:51 PM (noWW6)

135 that last photo. When was this taken. The books confuse me. Feminist titles sort of
but then
batman graphic novel
salad with protein
wine
modern phone
is this why Ace took up French?


playing magic the card game

looking to play a card ... but has not tapped any of her lands for mana. Poser.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 01, 2015 10:51 PM (0NdlF)

136 CBD:

The cross as a symbol is a little off-putting. A Christian once remarked to me that if Jesus had been killed by firing squad, we would use the symbol of a rifle.

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at July 01, 2015 10:51 PM (KG0mU)

137 Was the Red Roof full?

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 01, 2015 10:52 PM (n3Sbm)

138 Things seem a bit aggro in here tonight. Perfect.

*slams shot*

*flips table*

Posted by: DC in River City at July 01, 2015 10:52 PM (e+1S5)

139 Plot twist. I totally thought you were talking tomahawk indians there.

Posted by: mynewhandle


I should've clarified dot not feather.
Meh - what do I know? They were brown people. They cooked smelly food. Maybe they were Pakis?

They knew me by name, appreciated my business, and looked forward to more of it.
All i need on a business trip is a clean bed, shower & a TV. And a bar/restaurant across the street, of course.

Posted by: gimpin' ain't easy at July 01, 2015 10:52 PM (KrBYw)

140 Atomic explosions over every major city in the world. Atomic explosions over the rest of the cities. Atomic explosions everywhere. Nothing but atomic explosions as far as the eye can see. It would be awesome, especially at night.

It will be glorious.

Let it happen. Let it happen soon.

Posted by: Null at July 01, 2015 10:39 PM (xjpRj)


A little mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z2kHHXy0LE

Posted by: Rattlehead's Hat at July 01, 2015 10:53 PM (7YlUk)

141 135 that last photo. When was this taken. The books confuse me. Feminist titles sort of
but then
batman graphic novel
salad with protein
wine
modern phone
is this why Ace took up French?

playing magic the card game

looking to play a card ... but has not tapped any of her lands for mana. Poser.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 01, 2015 10:51 PM (0NdlF)



Judging by how she was dressed, I suspect she hadn't tapped any of her lands because she was figuring on being tapped....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2015 10:53 PM (EzgxV)

142 131 Today, popular department store Macy's announced it was pulling Donald Trump's line of menswear from its stores.
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So do they still have the parade on thanksgiving day?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 01, 2015 10:53 PM (PqGIo)

143 57
Who stays at a motel 6, much less showers in one. Wtf.

Posted by: NCKate at July 01, 2015 10:29 PM (bP6xm)
***********

Gah. I really dislike the snobbishness that shows up too often on this blog.

Posted by: Just some guy at July 01, 2015 10:53 PM (yxw0r)

144 g'night, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 01, 2015 10:53 PM (KCxzN)

145 We'll leave the fright on for ya.

Posted by: Tom Bodettee at July 01, 2015 10:53 PM (Dwehj)

146 Trump was on Fox this morning discussing the Macy's drop of his men's wear line.

He said Macy's is owned by a small group that was getting pressure from numerous factions to drop Trump. He said that after discussing it with them and having a personal friendship with those involved, they mutually decided to drop his line.

He was asked if he could reconcile his comments about China when his menswear line was being made in China and he said no, that he had always been uncomfortable with the fact that his stuff was made there, which he said made the decision to part ways with Macy's easier.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 01, 2015 10:53 PM (WV80V)

147 Motel 6? Them? No way, the most interesting part of this story is missing.




Posted by: Ralph
****
Swingers convention is my guess.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 10:54 PM (F0Cog)

148 132 Posted by: Lea at July 01, 2015 10:48 PM (vmMMi)
Oh...shit no! I wasn't making fun of you! I was just making a silly joke.
You spelled it correctly.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 01, 2015 10:51 PM (Zu3d9)

Oh good. Maybe I should go to sleep actually!

Posted by: Lea at July 01, 2015 10:54 PM (vmMMi)

149 "The cross as a symbol is a little off-putting. A Christian once remarked to me that if Jesus had been killed by firing squad, we would use the symbol of a rifle."
-Posted by: JohnnyBoy at July 01, 2015 10:51 PM (KG0mU)

If peanut butter weren't made of peanuts...

I'm not sure I can go down that nebulous road.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 10:54 PM (OQ9R7)

150 You gonna luv this:

http://tinyurl.com/qbhj8sk

U.S. blocks attempt by Arab allies to arm Kurds.

He's fucking consistent. You've got to give him that.

Posted by: Semper In Stercus at July 01, 2015 10:54 PM (BZAd3)

151 I like Embassy Suites

Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2015 10:54 PM (zOTsN)

152 actually copulating in a hot tub is not as easy as they would have you believe

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 01, 2015 10:54 PM (ZGlQ9)

153 Posted by: JohnnyBoy at July 01, 2015 10:51 PM (KG0mU)

When people contemplate death, the religious among them reach for that which comforts them.

And if a big cross comforts those who visit the fallen, then who am I to complain?

I simply do not understand the upset.

No...I do understand it, but I reject it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 01, 2015 10:55 PM (Zu3d9)

154 Her draw deck off to the side is a single card.

No card protectors. Pfffth.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 01, 2015 10:55 PM (0NdlF)

155 About the same shape here. I've never cared to pay more than I absolutely have to for a place to spend the night. Not rat-bag, flea-trap bad but I'm not above a Super 8 at all. In fact that's where I spent a couple of nights last month when I was fearing getting flooded and it was a rather nice motel for the price.


Now, Motel 6, that's different. To dovetail this all together, never stay at the Motel 6 in Carlsbad, NM. My dog got mange when we stayed there.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 10:44 PM (4MB+G)

Super 8s are my go to Motel when traveling on my own dime. Consistently a 6 out of 10 in my experience. Ya get whats ya pay for. All I ever need is a decent room with a clean shower.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 01, 2015 10:55 PM (1eYr7)

156 Fi, what Cthulhu said.

Perhaps to borrow from Real Genius she is looking for Number One. And figures trying to play Magic while dressed in a fetching red bra and hopefully matching panties with high-heels on feet.... is a good strategy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 10:55 PM (/8So2)

157 Nothing but atomic explosions as far as the eye can see.

Also, while I'm thinking about it, if there enough to qualify as 'far as the eye can see', you're probably not going to see them.

Unless you're in the ISS, I guess.

Posted by: Methos at July 01, 2015 10:55 PM (ZbV+0)

158
well

in a champagne glass hot tub to boot, ladder, shag carpet

blechhhh

Posted by: ThunderB at July 01, 2015 10:56 PM (zOTsN)

159 "No surcharge for that!!!"


Heh. Yeah, I guessed I missed the "Complimentary Mange" on the marquee when we pulled in.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 10:56 PM (4MB+G)

160 >>>Oh! My underground lava lake is so huge! Oh, someday
I may get my huge magma ass off the fricking couch and destroy 1/3 of
the U.S.!



Pissant. I am coming.

Posted by: SMOD at July 01, 2015 10:50 PM (qyomX)<<<

Please. You're such a rock tease. I will show you all the light.

Posted by: Gamma Ray Burst at July 01, 2015 10:56 PM (Ydaoe)

161 Gah. I really dislike the snobbishness that shows up too often on this blog.


Posted by: Just some guy
****

The motel 6's here in AZ are largely shitholes and infested with human vermin.
The ones up north aren't bad, but down in the valley....good places to buy drugs, hookers, or get raped and murdered.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 10:56 PM (F0Cog)

162 Judging by how she was dressed, I suspect she hadn't tapped any of her lands because she was figuring on being tapped....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2015 10:53 PM (EzgxV)


Good grief! Why aren't you playing this game according to the rules?!

Do I need to explain everything again?

Posted by: Aspie Nerd at July 01, 2015 10:56 PM (0NdlF)

163 151 I like Embassy Suites
--------

So did Christopher Stevens

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 01, 2015 10:56 PM (PqGIo)

164 Yeah, the loads are a little creaky again tonight.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 10:56 PM (4MB+G)

165 Rattlehead's Hat, #140:

Not at all what I was expecting. I was thinking more "We'll Meet Again":

http://tinyurl.com/p7hxrps

Posted by: JPS at July 01, 2015 10:56 PM (9ziuC)

166 Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 01, 2015 10:54 PM (ZGlQ9)

Um....wrong. It just requires correctly placed benches, and not those silly molded indentations that do nothing but make everyone uncomfortable.

Jeez...kids nowadays....you know nothing!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 01, 2015 10:57 PM (Zu3d9)

167 Hi all
Thanks again for another great ONT Maet

Posted by: chemjeff at July 01, 2015 10:57 PM (2XMpf)

168 Wednesday Night ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/616317009270341632

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/616317142049406976

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/616317283422629889

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/616317422052724736

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/616317540395053056

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/616317668849754112

Posted by: kbdabear at July 01, 2015 10:57 PM (GrXXa)

169 The cross as a symbol is a little off-putting. A Christian once remarked to me that if Jesus had been killed by firing squad, we would use the symbol of a rifle.

Didn't Lenny Bruce have a routine about "what if Christians wore little electric chairs around their necks"?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 01, 2015 10:58 PM (W5DcG)

170 139 I should've clarified dot not feather.
Meh - what do I know? They were brown people. They cooked smelly food. Maybe they were Pakis?


Actually, if you placed a large bet on their last name being Patel, you would have a good shot at a win. There's some sort of giant Patel hotel/motel phenomenon.

Posted by: Splunge at July 01, 2015 10:58 PM (qyomX)

171 The ONT really rocks tonight, lots of good stuff.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 01, 2015 10:58 PM (ry4ab)

172 CBD:

I sent a little write-up about Minor League Baseball food in to Ace with an attn: [CBD] or [BCochran] attached to it.

I can sent it to you directly for the Sunday Food Thread if it hasn't been passed along.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 10:59 PM (OQ9R7)

173 Love you guys!

Stay safe, keep your heads up, and remember to hang the hobo by the feet so that the blood drains properly.

Posted by: Deo Vindice at July 01, 2015 10:59 PM (xURgr)

174 "All I ever need is a decent room with a clean shower."


That's pretty much me too.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 10:59 PM (4MB+G)

175 All they change is the sheets.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 01, 2015 11:00 PM (n3Sbm)

176 I played MTG for basically the second half of the 90s. It was a lot of fun. I spent way too much money, amassed a collection of several thousand cards and managed to get pretty good at it. Probably not tournament-good, mind you, but really good at playing pick-up games with regular people. I started building theme decks, to give me a bit of a handicap when playing my friends who weren't quite as into the game as I was.

One of my friends started building theme decks just to counter my theme decks, and I considered that sort of flattering. I'd still try to use my fairy deck against his spider deck, and he'd win most of the time, but I would always feel awesome when I managed to win with things stacked against me like that.

I dropped out of the game after I quit working at my local comic book shop. I no longer saw the cards every day, and no longer got an employee discount, so I just sort of stopped thinking about it.

If I'd been able to play Strip Magic against a gal who looks like the lovechild of Scarlett Johannsen and Taylor Swift, though, I'm pretty sure I'd still be way into that game.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 01, 2015 11:00 PM (wKc1L)

177 Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 10:59 PM (OQ9R7)

Sure! Sounds like fun.....

nynjmeet at optimum dot net

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 01, 2015 11:00 PM (Zu3d9)

178 "Heh. Yeah, I guessed I missed the "Complimentary Mange" on the marquee when we pulled in."
-Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 10:56 PM (4MB+G)

*HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 11:01 PM (OQ9R7)

179 143 Gah. I really dislike the snobbishness that shows up too often on this blog.

Not fair. There are Motel 6's, and there are Motel 6's. The one I stayed at in Ohio for several days was fine. The one that the cursed bus driver recommended to my wife, near the Oakland Airport, with the gang types in the parking lot, was not. All depends which you've encountered.

Posted by: Splunge at July 01, 2015 11:01 PM (qyomX)

180 152 actually copulating in a hot tub is not as easy as they would have you believe

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 01, 2015 10:54 PM (ZGlQ9)



At one point during my ill-spent youth, I found myself having a passionate encounter with a woman in an operating sauna. I still marvel that I somehow managed to get past the fact that heavy breathing felt like burning flames in my lungs.....

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2015 11:01 PM (EzgxV)

181 Be well all you Morons.

I'm going to wonder off to a nap and try to keep these labs quiet.

May be up later, maybe not. Be well.

Posted by: Farmer at July 01, 2015 11:01 PM (o/90i)

182 Night all. Don't have any thoughts on the weird card game I never played.

Now if anybody wants to talk about rook? I am there. But tomorrow.

Posted by: Lea at July 01, 2015 11:02 PM (vmMMi)

183 There's some sort of giant Patel hotel/motel
phenomenon destruction.


edited

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 01, 2015 11:02 PM (W5DcG)

184 If I'd been able to play Strip Magic against a gal who looks like the lovechild of Scarlett Johannsen and Taylor Swift, though, I'm pretty sure I'd still be way into that game.

What would the rules for Strip Magic be?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 01, 2015 11:02 PM (0NdlF)

185 I really dislike the snobbishness that shows up too often on this blog.

Posted by: Just some guy at July 01, 2015 10:53 PM (yxw0r)

Coming from someone who eats mature arugula instead of the far better baby variety....I'm not surprised.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 01, 2015 11:03 PM (Zu3d9)

186 54
you know what's strange?



Now that gay marriage is "the law of the land," I am getting more comfortable with the idea of polygamy.



I wonder if my wife would like a twenty-something around the house.



You know, to help with the chores and other nasty stuff.
-------------------------
Two things to add to that.
1. Fundamentalist Mormons can come out of the mountains now, sister-wives will be coming into style soon.
2. A lot of anime nerds have probably supported ghey marriage to the hilt, figuring that afterwards polygamy would get approved and then their harem fantasies can become fulfilled!

Posted by: exdem13 at July 01, 2015 11:03 PM (ry4ab)

187 Pissant. I am coming.
Posted by: SMOD at July 01, 2015 10:50 PM (qyomX)

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

All you do is boil off the oceans. I will crush you into a tiny shell! There will be no life living 4km deep in the crust when I am done!

Posted by: Neutron Star, Hungry For a Planet at July 01, 2015 11:03 PM (K5rBY)

188 52
Poor Methos. Yes must be careful of which addictions to succumb to. But
at least it just empties the wallet without leaving you strung out in a
back alley. Or did it?
----------
Yes, we anime fans know all about unaffordable addictions.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 01, 2015 11:04 PM (ry4ab)

189 Strip MtG?

Be too easy and too quick to lose one clothing item every time a monster is defeated. Or would it?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 11:04 PM (/8So2)

190 Questions???

What, you've never played Strip Magic?

Posted by: BB Wolf at July 01, 2015 11:04 PM (qh617)

191 Posted by: Splunge at July 01, 2015 11:01 PM (qyomX)

Oakland Airport Motel Six?

Are you insane?

I worked about 1/2 mile from there for a few years.

That is a shithole neighborhood in a shithole city.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 01, 2015 11:05 PM (Zu3d9)

192 167 Hi all
Thanks again for another great ONT Maet

Posted by: chemjeff at July 01, 2015 10:57 PM (2XMpf)



Has Maet ever made a MoMe? I sure as hell hope he never had to pull out his wallet if he did.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2015 11:05 PM (EzgxV)

193 "Tonight's post brought to you by sooo many questions about this:"
---------------

Easy. Strip poker in a bordello kitchen.
Now..., to find out where it is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 01, 2015 11:05 PM (9mTYi)

194 Write-up sent, CBD!

G'Night, Farmer.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 11:05 PM (OQ9R7)

195 "I still marvel that I somehow managed to get past the fact that heavy breathing felt like burning flames in my lungs....."


Hey, when you sees your chance you take it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 11:05 PM (4MB+G)

196 What would the rules for Strip Magic be?

Tap 8 mana to tap that.

Posted by: Methos at July 01, 2015 11:05 PM (ZbV+0)

197 exdem13: the DVDs, the cels, the CDs, the figure kits, the PVC figures, wall scrolls, posters, or?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 11:05 PM (/8So2)

198 G'Night, Lea.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 11:06 PM (OQ9R7)

199 94 Zombie's comment is more than insightful. It's practically a unified field theory of modern Leftism. In a word, if it's valued by The Man, attack and destroy it. If (according to their stereotypes) it offends The Man, don't just support it. Compel The Man to accept it.

Brilliant.
-------------------

And, as always and in all things..."The Man=Daddy"

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at July 01, 2015 11:06 PM (bA+CL)

200 2. A lot of anime nerds have probably supported ghey marriage to the hilt, figuring that afterwards polygamy would get approved and then their harem fantasies can become fulfilled!

Posted by: exdem13 at July 01, 2015 11:03 PM (ry4ab)


Just watch out for a yandere!

Posted by: 政治的な帽子~バカ at July 01, 2015 11:07 PM (7YlUk)

201 94
Zombie's comment is more than insightful. It's practically a unified
field theory of modern Leftism. In a word, if it's valued by The Man,
attack and destroy it. If (according to their stereotypes) it offends
The Man, don't just support it. Compel The Man to accept it.



Brilliant.
-----------------
Yeah, Zombie really hit it out of the park there. Then again she lives in Commiefornia, so she knows what she's talking about.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 01, 2015 11:07 PM (ry4ab)

202 Please. You're such a rock tease. I will show you all the light.
Posted by: Gamma Ray Burst at July 01, 2015 10:56 PM (Ydaoe)

-----------


Yeah, yeah, yeah - I know. I should have read a little further along, so I guess I have to upgrade to kissing another Neutron Star.

Now don't make me play my trump card: d-orbital electon - do my wavefunctions make me look fat?

Posted by: Neutron Star, Hungry For a Planet at July 01, 2015 11:07 PM (K5rBY)

203 Actually, if you placed a large bet on their last name being Patel, you would have a good shot at a win. There's some sort of giant Patel hotel/motel phenomenon.

Posted by: Splunge


Hah!
I was once in the nephrology/dialysis game. I can't count the number of "Dr. Patels" I knew...
The ones I got to know well (as in, dinner at their home), I usually learned that their parents put them through Med School with the money made in the hotel business.

Still a big industry for the Indians.

Posted by: gimpin' ain't easy at July 01, 2015 11:07 PM (fNu7U)

204 191 Posted by: Splunge at July 01, 2015 11:01 PM (qyomX)
Oakland Airport Motel Six?
Are you insane?


No, but the bus driver who recommended it to my wife, who was traveling alone, must have been. He will be doing worse than that if I get my hands on him.

Posted by: Splunge at July 01, 2015 11:07 PM (qyomX)

205 Posted by: eman at July 01, 2015 10:42 PM (MQEz6)

I guess you should be able to grow as much poppy as you want.

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 01, 2015 11:08 PM (Q4pU/)

206 Posted by: Splunge at July 01, 2015 11:07 PM (qyomX)

I am confident that some of my employees hooked there or sold drugs there after their shifts ended.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 01, 2015 11:09 PM (Zu3d9)

207 Pro Tip du Jour - If buying a lockset, AVOID Kwikset 'Smartkey'.

Gotta walk the cat..., bbl.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 01, 2015 11:09 PM (9mTYi)

208 197
exdem13: the DVDs, the cels, the CDs, the figure kits, the PVC figures, wall scrolls, posters, or?
--------------
"Anime: Drugs would be cheaper." Excellent bumper sticker from the old days. I always wanted to get it as a t-shirt.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 01, 2015 11:09 PM (ry4ab)

209 195 "I still marvel that I somehow managed to get past the fact that heavy breathing felt like burning flames in my lungs....."


Hey, when you sees your chance you take it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 11:05 PM (4MB+G)



https://youtu.be/0j6g_uUhH2c

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2015 11:10 PM (EzgxV)

210 A harem of hug pillows, each with an image of a different 14 yr old girl in her school fuku.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 11:10 PM (/8So2)

211 Gosh, "Oakland Airport Motel 6" does just have a nasty smell and a sheen of gunk about it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 11:10 PM (4MB+G)

212
Brilliant.
-----------------
Yeah, Zombie really hit it out of the park there. Then again she lives in Commiefornia, so she knows what she's talking about.



Posted by: exdem13 at July 01, 2015 11:07 PM (ry4ab)


Its right up there with... how can you be against the Death Penalty, but Pro Abortion?

Posted by: BB Wolf at July 01, 2015 11:11 PM (qh617)

213 exfem13 - "Anime, Crack is cheaper"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 11:11 PM (/8So2)

214 200
2. A lot of anime nerds have probably supported ghey marriage to the
hilt, figuring that afterwards polygamy would get approved and then
their harem fantasies can become fulfilled!



Posted by: exdem13 at July 01, 2015 11:03 PM (ry4ab)



Just watch out for a yandere!
------------------
To quote words of wisdom, "Don't stick it in the crazy."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6JbCbhAwS4

Posted by: exdem13 at July 01, 2015 11:12 PM (ry4ab)

215 eerr what a typo exdem13 yeah that's it

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 11:12 PM (/8So2)

216 "Gosh, "Oakland Airport Motel 6" does just have a nasty smell and a sheen of gunk about it."
-Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 11:10 PM (4MB+G)

Think about the 1970's and early 80's Oakland Raiders. Now imagine they played the game with shit in their pants.

That's Oakland.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 11:12 PM (OQ9R7)

217 Ok, that's it. We're finished. We are now in the end times of tribulation. The Wiki has been cited as an authoritarian source despite all the qualifiers.

Ok, wait. it was a spoof. A parody. Comic genius. Ya, that's it. It was humor.

Ok, no. I don't get it. I am not worthy. I should not be commenting here. I lack the reading comprehension to understand the subtle nuance of the reference.

Ok, now I have a headache. . . and whiplash.

Posted by: FredSmith36 at July 01, 2015 11:13 PM (qbljR)

218 207
Pro Tip du Jour - If buying a lockset, AVOID Kwikset 'Smartkey'.



Gotta walk the cat..., bbl.
--------------
The cat is probably twirling the key ring. "C'mon old man, we are cruisin' for some hot pussy."

Posted by: exdem13 at July 01, 2015 11:13 PM (ry4ab)

219 Always travel armed. To do otherwise is foolish. Wish to visit a place which does not allow you to defend yourself? Don't waste your hard-earned money (or possibly your life) in those places.

Posted by: Eromero at July 01, 2015 11:14 PM (go5uR)

220 213
exfem13 - "Anime, Crack is cheaper"

Word.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 01, 2015 11:14 PM (ry4ab)

221 BRB... rolling cigarettes that some would make illegal.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 11:14 PM (OQ9R7)

222 #186: I'm an anime nerd, and I oppose gay marriage and polygamy. I've always hated what they call "harem endings", because they seem like a copout to me. A good ending in a romantic comedy pairs one man with one woman.

I used to support gay marriage (until I caught my first glimpses of the coming persecution of Christians back around 2007), but never polygamy. Because I never wanted multiple wives for myself, and I've always had this feeling that if other, cooler dudes got to have multiple wives I'd be one of the poor schlubs who'd have to lose any chance at having just one wife so they could have their extras.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 01, 2015 11:14 PM (wKc1L)

223 ...tobacco.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 11:15 PM (OQ9R7)

224 https://youtu.be/0j6g_uUhH2c

Posted by: cthulhu


Kinda ironic. You posting links. (Don't take that the wrong way, please! )

Is that a new, permanent hash? Is it static?
Did you lose the kickass Terminator hash for good?

Posted by: gimpin' ain't easy at July 01, 2015 11:15 PM (fNu7U)

225 What Is The Best Thing To Do When A Grenade Is Thrown At You?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Posted by: Dindoo Nuffin at July 01, 2015 11:15 PM (5fSr7)

226 Evening horde.

*scrolls up

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 01, 2015 11:16 PM (XAFOu)

227
226 Evening horde. *scrolls up
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 01, 2015 11:16 PM (XAFOu)


There's a button for that now.

Posted by: buzzion at July 01, 2015 11:16 PM (z/Ubi)

228 The BEST hotel I ever stayed in was a university conference when I was president of a group concerned about international poverty or something. It was in Ottawa. Had to be a few hundred a night and this was 25 years ago. I think there was a waterfall.


The next year, same group, same conference - crappy hotel because poverty.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at July 01, 2015 11:16 PM (AC0lD)

229 225
What Is The Best Thing To Do When A Grenade Is Thrown At You?


Pull the pin and throw it back.
-------------

Don't be in the same place in 2 seconds?

Posted by: exdem13 at July 01, 2015 11:18 PM (ry4ab)

230 Former prison, houses 540 inmates? How many in Congress again?

Can we start a gofundme for that? Given Congress' popularity, I'd imagine funds would not be a problem.

Posted by: rebel flounder at July 01, 2015 11:18 PM (Vf5rR)

231 "Wish to visit a place which does not allow you to defend yourself? Don't waste your hard-earned money (or possibly your life) in those places. "


There's a website I've lost track of that will let you know what the state and county gun laws are anywhere. When we drove to Vegas years back I consulted it and found I was good to have a concealed handgun in the car all the way from FW to the border of Clark County. Carried it concealed in the car into Clark County anyway but it was helpful.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 11:19 PM (4MB+G)

232 And Disney down in Florida, does Rainbow lights on Sleeping Beauties Castle to celebrate Gay...

I did always wonder about that Prince....

And Disney Princesses? the modern ones that can kick any Man's ass???

/facepalm

Posted by: BB Wolf at July 01, 2015 11:19 PM (qh617)

233 Tonight's post brought to you by sooo many questions about this..

No questions. Long hair with ringlet curls in front only. Hoop earrings. Bedroom makeup....

The only question is whether the photographers letter to Penthouse Forum started with "Dear Forum, I never thought this would happen to me." or "Dear Penthouse, I met a co-ed at a large college in the.."

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 01, 2015 11:20 PM (XmOA9)

234 Did I miss all the discussion on the Oklahoma SC decision that the Ten Commandment statute must been taken down?

Posted by: Cruzinator at July 01, 2015 11:21 PM (Q4pU/)

235 "BRB... rolling cigarettes that some would make illegal."


Reefer. Grass. Weed. Doob. Mary Jane. Funny tobacco. Herb. Chronic.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 11:21 PM (4MB+G)

236 Okay, my entry into the "be careful what you wish for" category. I finally got a job. As an architect, which is nice because that's what I do. So, after two weeks of putting up with the preening hypocrite no-talent hack who paid way too much for his education (my boss), I'm wondering why I bother. He makes fun of the clients, talks down anyone who isn't an enlightened elite like himself (naturally) and has no idea that just about everything that comes out of his mouth is an insult to decency and myself.

So, do I keep biting my tongue, tolerate his crap and take the paycheck, or do I tell him to shove it up his asshole (that apparently smells like roses) and go back to being a housewife and having no leftover cash?

It took me a good seven months to land this job, and I don't see much on the horizon. Nobody will hire me for a drone job because they see "architect" and freak out.

I do fear leaving this job, because my Christian duty is to love this asshole and I'm afraid of what I might say on the way out the door. Is it wrong that I pray he ends up getting exactly what he's asking for?

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 01, 2015 11:21 PM (+YMhA)

237 @232

Not to miss the forest for the trees here, but

the castle in Florida is CINDERELLA's castle. Sleeping Beauty's Castle is in California.

Sorry, I am a Disney World nerd.

Posted by: TickledPink at July 01, 2015 11:21 PM (adaac)

238 Posted by: gimpin' ain't easy at July 01, 2015 11:15 PM (fNu7U)

*sniff*

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 01, 2015 11:21 PM (cygkw)

239 What Is The Best Thing To Do When A Grenade Is Thrown At You?


Pull the pin and throw it back.
-------------

Don't be in the same place in 2 seconds?


And the number of the counting shall be three.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 01, 2015 11:22 PM (W5DcG)

240 Reefer. Grass. Weed. Doob. Mary Jane. Funny tobacco. Herb. Chronic.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 11:21 PM (4MB+G)

Wacky terbaccy, Spleef, hippy lettuce, Matanuska Thunderf*ck.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 01, 2015 11:22 PM (+YMhA)

241
230 Former prison, houses 540 inmates? How many in Congress again?

Can we start a gofundme for that? Given Congress' popularity, I'd imagine funds would not be a problem.
Posted by: rebel flounder at July 01, 2015

Ammo is cheaper

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 01, 2015 11:23 PM (PqGIo)

242 *ponders*

Would this be in poor taste as a bumper sticker?

"Chum Congress"

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 11:24 PM (/8So2)

243 "There's a website I've lost track of that will let you know what the state and county gun laws are anywhere."
-Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 11:19 PM (4MB+G)

...But I'm too lazy to offer awesome information to all of you, so eat me.

-R.K.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 11:24 PM (OQ9R7)

244 I do fear leaving this job, because my Christian duty is to love this asshole and I'm afraid of what I might say on the way out the door.

I believe the traditional is to shake the dust from your sandals/shoes on the way out.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at July 01, 2015 11:24 PM (m9V0o)

245 Ammo is cheaper
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 01, 2015 11:23 PM (PqGIo)

Yeah, but the optics might be bad. Better photo opportunities with bars in place.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 01, 2015 11:24 PM (+YMhA)

246
There's a button for that now.

Posted by: buzzion at July 01, 2015 11:16 PM (z/Ubi)

On Minx 0.7 Alpha?

*ain't using that button!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 01, 2015 11:24 PM (XAFOu)

247 Megadeath? Hat, it is like I don't even know you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeYVGYb47l4

Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2015 11:24 PM (3pRHP)

248 >>>Reefer. Grass. Weed. Doob. Mary Jane. Funny tobacco. Herb. Chronic.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 11:21 PM (4MB+G)



Wacky terbaccy, Spleef, hippy lettuce, Matanuska Thunderf*ck.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 01, 2015 11:22 PM (+YMhA)<<<

Choooooooom!

Posted by: SCOAMF at July 01, 2015 11:24 PM (Ydaoe)

249 Posted by: TickledPink at July 01, 2015 11:21 PM (adaac)

and in the new Cinderella version by Disney... the "Prince" will only be looking for her so he can find out where she got the Glass Slipper... so he can order some in HIS size...

Posted by: BB Wolf at July 01, 2015 11:25 PM (qh617)

250
I don't think Trump has a chance, but this all out attack by corporations just shows the extent they will go to to replace American workers and protect illegal immigration. Boned.

Come on SVOD.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 01, 2015 11:25 PM (ODxAs)

251 222
#186: I'm an anime nerd, and I oppose gay marriage and polygamy. I've
always hated what they call "harem endings", because they seem like a
copout to me. A good ending in a romantic comedy pairs one man with one
woman.

----------------------
Don't feel like you have to be in with the dissembling "smart guys". I don't like the harem endings much either, since the wish fulfillment is on the ridiculous side. (Even for anime, with its delightful dismissal of mundane life.) And you are right, the guys who want their anime harem in real life would never get it, because the real life version of the smooth elite jerks in said anime would have the harems. Pick one wide-eyed goddess for the win, guys!

Posted by: exdem13 at July 01, 2015 11:25 PM (ry4ab)

252 Not to miss the forest for the trees here, but

the castle in Florida is CINDERELLA's castle. Sleeping Beauty's Castle is in California.

Sorry, I am a Disney World nerd.


So your princess is in another castle?

/ducks and runs

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at July 01, 2015 11:25 PM (m9V0o)

253 "Reefer. Grass. Weed. Doob. Mary Jane. Funny tobacco. Herb. Chronic."
-Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 11:21 PM (4MB+G)

Once again... tobacco. Kentucky Select "pipe tobacco". It is the closest to "Marlboros" that I could find.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 11:26 PM (OQ9R7)

254 I believe the traditional is to shake the dust from your sandals/shoes on the way out.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at July 01, 2015 11:24 PM (m9V0o)

Good point. I'll be sure to empty the contents of the fireplace into my shoes before going to work that day.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 01, 2015 11:26 PM (+YMhA)

255 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at July 01, 2015 11:26 PM (M1uf/)

256 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at July 01, 2015 11:27 PM (M1uf/)

257 "Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor."
-Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at July 01, 2015 11:26 PM (M1uf/)

This has never been a lie.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 11:27 PM (OQ9R7)

258 And now for something to make Anna happy. Cat girl adventurers who mainline pixie sticks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceU3ATX1PFI

Posted by: exdem13 at July 01, 2015 11:27 PM (ry4ab)

259 the castle in Florida is CINDERELLA's castle.

Probably CinderFELLA now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 01, 2015 11:28 PM (W5DcG)

260 The number of the counting shall be three. Not two, nor four. And five is right out.

Posted by: Eromero at July 01, 2015 11:28 PM (go5uR)

261 "Once again... tobacco. "

Oh.

You should have just let our collective imaginations run wild.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 11:28 PM (4MB+G)

262 Zombie's comment is like what I've been saying for some time:

The Obama Doctrine is "God Damn America"

Posted by: Illiniwek at July 01, 2015 11:28 PM (eNP7U)

263
Take my Wives. Please.

Posted by: Future Henny Youngman at July 01, 2015 11:28 PM (ODxAs)

264 @252

I actually don't understand your post?

Posted by: TickledPink at July 01, 2015 11:28 PM (adaac)

265 exdem13 - Lisa Hayes!

Who's American voice actress will be at a convention in Phoenix AZ same weekend as DragonCon. Along with Roy Fokker, Rick Hunter, Ben Dixon, and American Lynn Minmay.

http://www.sabotencon.com/guest-article/listing.html

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 11:29 PM (/8So2)

266 Oh, did I mention that the little prick has Napoleon complex? I swear. I made a funny teasing him about a silly window he wanted to put in a closet, and he thought about it all day and then called me into a private area to tell me that I shouldn't question his judgment in front of the intern because she might be impressionable and think it would okay for her to start questioning him, too.

He must have the smallest dick on the planet.

Oh, and his wife is the wage earner. She's a urologist, so I guess she sees and handles all the dicks she cares to. I suspect he gets told what to do at home.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 01, 2015 11:29 PM (+YMhA)

267 No, you're not. I think I stayed at a Motel 6 once when in college.And for Lynne Russell to stay there??? Not to be a snob about it, but jeez. You want a good night's sleep, not to be carried off by bugs, or robbed by some dickless wonder.

Posted by: Ramon from Texas at July 01, 2015 10:18 PM (hRytD)


Every Motel 6 accepts pets. If you are traveling with a pet, that is important, and those two had a doggeh with them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2015 11:29 PM (IxLzY)

268 *sniff*

Posted by: ManWithNoParty


Jeez, MWNP... are you ever going to stop being the self-appointed HQ hall monitor?

Damn, I have tried to like you, but you can be such a dick sometimes.
Not every name you don't recognize here is a fucking troll, dude!

Posted by: gimpin' ain't easy at July 01, 2015 11:29 PM (fNu7U)

269 Chuck roast ala dutch oven cooked in the grill outside. Home-made red wine, bread and butter. 'sup, 'rons?

Feeling frisky as we have enjoyed our third day without rain.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at July 01, 2015 11:30 PM (AxDuC)

270 So, do I keep biting my tongue, tolerate his crap and take the paycheck, or do I tell him to shove it up his asshole (that apparently smells like roses) and go back to being a housewife and having no leftover cash?

Is it possible to hang out your own shingle?

But: new job first; burn the bridge on your way out the door.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at July 01, 2015 11:30 PM (M1uf/)

271 Jeez, MWNP... are you ever going to stop being the self-appointed HQ hall monitor?

Damn, I have tried to like you, but you can be such a dick sometimes.
Not every name you don't recognize here is a fucking troll, dude!

****
Le Poof!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 01, 2015 11:31 PM (cygkw)

272 264 @252

I actually don't understand your post?
Posted by: TickledPink at July 01, 2015 11:28 PM (adaac)

Super Mario reference

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 01, 2015 11:31 PM (XAFOu)

273 I do fear leaving this job, because my Christian duty is to love this asshole and I'm afraid of what I might say on the way out the door. Is it wrong that I pray he ends up getting exactly what he's asking for?
Posted by: tcn
-----------------

*pulls tcn aside *

Look..., even if it seems like it, this job is not your life, and you will not be there forever. DO NOT burn bridges. Don't even think about the fact that the boss, or people around you are assholes..., just do the job, and don't dwell on the surroundings/people.

I repeat..., do NOT dwell on the people or their personalities. That will wear on you psychologically. Just start looking for another job as quietly as possible.

My two cents..., I've been there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 01, 2015 11:31 PM (9mTYi)

274 Ryuquir? The neko-girl trope probably should be retired. Especially the bouncy crack addled ones.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 11:32 PM (/8So2)

275 But: new job first; burn the bridge on your way out the door.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at July 01, 2015 11:30 PM (M1uf/)

Of course, it occurs to me NOW, one more beer and I won't give to damns about it anyway!

Man, I love the Horde.

Posted by: tcn in AK at July 01, 2015 11:32 PM (+YMhA)

276 "You should have just let our collective imaginations run wild."
-Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 11:28 PM (4MB+G)

No. People get "swatted" that way. I will not encourage thoughts that I am a "pothead".

I smoked two weeks ago at an enormous outdoor party where I stayed the night. I may or may not smoke again before next June.

I don't begrudge the jokes, but I'll not drag a stigma alongside me.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 11:33 PM (OQ9R7)

277 Horse-Face is going to complete a deal with Iran by July 9th.

http://tinyurl.com/pg29je9

So we got that to look forward to, yay.





Posted by: Thrawn at July 01, 2015 11:33 PM (wZ2hu)

278 I wish the Brewers could play the Phillies all season long.

They took 3 out of 4 of a 4 game series tonight. The second worst team in mlb is beating the hell out of the worst one.

It's actually fascinating to watch (unless you're a Phillies. In that case - well, I know exactly what you feel like.) The Brew Crew has committed errors that would have buried them if they were playing against a better team. But the Phillies can't capitalize.

And the Phillies knocked us out of the postseason and won the WS in 2008.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 01, 2015 11:33 PM (+XMAD)

279 270
So, do I keep biting my tongue, tolerate his crap and take the
paycheck, or do I tell him to shove it up his asshole (that apparently
smells like roses) and go back to being a housewife and having no
leftover cash?


Yep. New job first.

Posted by: gracepmc at July 01, 2015 11:35 PM (DMQhB)

280 Horse-Face is going to complete a deal with Iran by July 9th.

I see no way this could possibly go wrong.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at July 01, 2015 11:36 PM (M1uf/)

281 I'll not drag a stigma alongside me.
Posted by: Slapweasel
-----------------------------

I saw Stigma open for Stain, Terre Haute, 1983

Posted by: Hoosier friend? at July 01, 2015 11:36 PM (9mTYi)

282 So, I'm too lazy to check: did dumbabroad ever show back up?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at July 01, 2015 11:36 PM (M1uf/)

283 "I don't begrudge the jokes, but I'll not drag a stigma alongside me."


Settle down, Francis. It's all good.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 11:37 PM (4MB+G)

284 Horse-Face is going to complete a deal with Iran by July 9th.

So the schedule is let ISIS blow up a crowd watching fireworks on the 4th, then sign a(ny) deal with his natural allies Iran?

Posted by: Methos at July 01, 2015 11:37 PM (ZbV+0)

285 I don't begrudge the jokes, but I'll not drag a stigma alongside me.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 11:33 PM

I have a leash I can loan you

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 01, 2015 11:37 PM (PqGIo)

286 -Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 01, 2015 11:33 PM (+XMAD)

After not trading away players and instead, offering them enormous "Stay Here!", contracts...

Phillies' GM Reuben Amaro Jr. Had been deemed "Ruin Tomorrow Jr," by the Philadelphia media.

Take solace in the fact that you do not root for the Phillies!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 11:38 PM (OQ9R7)

287 I don't think I ever stayed at a bad hotel/motel. I stayed in a Motel 6 that was in a bad neighborhood (somewhere around Atlanta) but that wasn't the Motel 6's fault.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 01, 2015 11:38 PM (VVTGi)

288 Well this is different, the cat-girl luck twins from Escaflowne

http://www.cosplay.com/photo/2741562/

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 11:38 PM (/8So2)

289 That former CNN anchor Lynne Russell has some mighty fine boobehs.

I'd hit that like a tornado on a trailer park

Posted by: kbdabear at July 01, 2015 11:38 PM (GrXXa)

290
So, do I keep biting my tongue, tolerate his
crap and take the paycheck, or do I tell him to shove it up his asshole
(that apparently smells like roses) and go back to being a housewife and
having no leftover cash?





Posted by: tcn in AK at July 01, 2015 11:21 PM (+YMhA)
***************
Be grateful for the job, look for something else in the meantime. Or let someone else take the job to feed their family as opposed to garnering leftover cash.

Sorry. In a bad mood tonight.

Posted by: A person of no import at July 01, 2015 11:38 PM (yxw0r)

291 "I have a leash I can loan you."
-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 01, 2015 11:37 PM (PqGIo)

How big is it?

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 11:38 PM (OQ9R7)

292 #236: My advice would depend on just how eager you are to get away from this boss. It sounds like you're willing to take some sort of drone job just to go somewhere else, so here's what I'm thinking...

I would probably just "forget" to mention the architect part of your experience when interviewing for one of those drone jobs. Just tell them you're a housewife looking to earn some extra money, because that is the truth when you get right down to it. There may be a background check, but that would be primarily concerned with criminal stuff.

Another option would be to go into business for yourself. You've got a marketable skill, so it would be a bit of a shame not to use it. You could set up a website with some of your designs, and offer your services at a cutthroat rate, seeing as how you're just looking to supplement your husband's income rather than trying to earn a living for yourself.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 01, 2015 11:39 PM (wKc1L)

293
So never having thrown a grenade, how does it work, pull the pin and throw? I could look it up, but what would I do with you guys then?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 01, 2015 11:39 PM (ODxAs)

294 236 So, do I keep biting my tongue, tolerate his crap and take the paycheck, or do I tell him to shove it up his asshole (that apparently smells like roses) and go back to being a housewife and having no leftover cash?

Searching for a job works best when you already have one.

Posted by: Splunge at July 01, 2015 11:39 PM (qyomX)

295 So -I got my DNA results from Ancestry.com. 100% European descent - no surprise. 94% Eastern European. Also not a surprise.

Surprise: traces of Scandi and Irish there. WTF? I know the Vikings got around but WTF was an O'Brien doing wandering around Poland and/or Bohemia back in the day, thinking "Ah, now there's a nice lass?"

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 01, 2015 11:39 PM (+XMAD)

296 274
Ryuquir? The neko-girl trope probably should be retired. Especially the bouncy crack addled ones.
-------------
My clip list hasn't been updated very well, or the companies are guarding the newer shows better. Grumble grumble grumble.


Posted by: exdem13 at July 01, 2015 11:39 PM (ry4ab)

297 Slap - S'ok. I am a walking landscape of stigma. I'll draw the fire. Relax. Besides, you're about as stigma-free as anyone here.

Posted by: Hoosier friend? at July 01, 2015 11:40 PM (9mTYi)

298 Oops. Slips off Hoosier sock

Posted by: Hoosier friend? at July 01, 2015 11:40 PM (9mTYi)

299 224 https://youtu.be/0j6g_uUhH2c

Posted by: cthulhu

Kinda ironic. You posting links. (Don't take that the wrong way, please! )

Is that a new, permanent hash? Is it static?
Did you lose the kickass Terminator hash for good?

Posted by: gimpin' ain't easy at July 01, 2015 11:15 PM (fNu7U)



You'll notice I'm either posting sectioned cleartext ones or (like this one) those shortened by youtube and not by me. I might go for a preview.tinyurl, but I think I got tagged with a regular tinyurl and will no longer drop or pick-up bare tinyurls [until.....].



I'm not privy to the magic of AoSHQ hashes, but I can't begin to imagine how much good they would be if I'd kept my Terminator one.....I've burned all network/computer hardware back to the wall at Casa de Cthulhu and forced my ISP to do a reset and replace all drop/premises hardware. None of the three routers handling the interior plumbing here are the one I was using then. I didn't own the computer I'm typing this on when all the crap started to go down and it doesn't have the drive it did when I got it. As I mentioned @46 it was entirely reimaged just a couple of days ago -- and I intend to reimage it again in a bit because it is annoying the hell out of me.




What I'm doing at this point is developing scripts and protocols for going forward, identifying resources and tools and gaining familiarity with them. Once I know -- in excruciating detail -- how I want things to be, I'll be burning everything down again and rebuilding that. I nailed a proof-of-concept anti-virus today, which is a key part of that -- I got a thorough scan that dropped me into the date and time of exposure, files involved, nature of the threat, and website from which the threat came.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2015 11:41 PM (EzgxV)

300 "My two cents..., I've been there."


I work for a true, out-and-out dickhead now. I fight the urge to walk out on principle just about every day. I work with some good people who I've made life-long friends of. We have some after hours phone calls which may or may not involve alcohol to assuage ourselves. Always looking for another job but this one pays pretty well. The customer stays happy, so far, and so long as I show up the check keeps coming in.

I want to do something else? Oh, God, yes. I can do this and hold. Yeah too.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 11:42 PM (4MB+G)

301 291
How big is it?
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 11:38 PM (OQ9R7)

2' to 50'

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 01, 2015 11:42 PM (PqGIo)

302 I do fear leaving this job, because my Christian
duty is to love this asshole and I'm afraid of what I might say on the
way out the door. Is it wrong that I pray he ends up getting exactly
what he's asking for?
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 01, 2015 11:21 PM (+YMhA)


I dunno TCN. Every crapweasel in the world who used their position and connections to make my and my loved ones' lives hell, ruin my health and give me ulcers are on track to retire with bigger pensions and nicer houses than I will ever see, and have large circles of sycophants to tell them how wonderful they are as they steal more of what they were entrusted to guard.

Days like this make me wonder what I am doing. I was raised to believe that if you saw something wrong you were required to set it right, and I am tired of cleaning up other peoples graffiti and paying for their fun. The pay is frankly crap, I get treated like a gangrened possum, and I doubt the decent pension will be there for me.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2015 11:42 PM (3pRHP)

303 Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 01, 2015 11:33 PM (+XMAD

I was thinking before this series that if one team kicks ass on the other team, the loser is going to clean house and the winner maybe thinks things are turning around? I hope not. I know most of the Brewers are the same that were winners a couple of years ago, but pitching and time and all that.
And errors. No excuse for the lack of double plays this year. Or being out of position, or gaffing a grounder. Bah! Clean house, except for Lucroy and a few others.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 01, 2015 11:42 PM (XmOA9)

304 238 Posted by: gimpin' ain't easy at July 01, 2015 11:15 PM (fNu7U)

*sniff*

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 01, 2015 11:21 PM (cygkw)




Heh.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2015 11:43 PM (EzgxV)

305 So never having thrown a grenade, how does it work, pull the pin and throw? I could look it up, but what would I do with you guys then?

If I recall correctly (Dad is a former Marine, brother was in the Army), it depends on what you're doing with it.

If you're throwing it defensively (a misnomer, as I understand- basically think what you see in an action movie), then yes- pull, release the spoon, throw.

If you're throwing offensively (mostly into a bunker or directly into a group of troops), you pull, release the spoon, count to 3 (yes, "three shall be the number of the counting") and then throw. This makes it less likely a bad guy will have time to scoop up the grenade and throw it back.

I almost certainly have some of the specifics wrong, and I'm sure the Horde will correct me in its usual fashion, but that should be the gist.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at July 01, 2015 11:43 PM (M1uf/)

306 I haven't been tested for stigma. Should I worry?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 11:43 PM (F0Cog)

307 Cooth -
Hope I didn't chase you off with my queries (under a new name & hash).
If I can be frank with you, I'm not Ira - you know me. Quite well, actually.

I'll leave again.

But first, MWNP, you will blow me.
Keep up the great job as unofficial crossing guard of the HQ.

(And yes, Maet knows me by email too, as well as a dozen other respected others here)

Posted by: gimpin' ain't easy at July 01, 2015 11:44 PM (5vAso)

308 "Settle down, Francis. It's all good."
-Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 11:37 PM (4MB+G)

You meant: "Lighten up, Francis." To turn the phrase.

Listen... call me "psycho". Anyone calls me 'Francis' again?

...I'll kill ya'.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 11:44 PM (OQ9R7)

309 Take solace in the fact that you do not root for the Phillies!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 11:38 PM (OQ9R7)

****

I just so happened to be in Philly on biz when they won the series. Was staying at a Hotel across the street, in fact. It was my first experience with people burning cars because they were Happy!.

Kinda like the inverse of Oakland or Detroit on any given day, I guess.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 01, 2015 11:45 PM (cygkw)

310 On June 29 2015, Skynet becomes self-aware ...

Robot crushes and kills man at VW assembly plant in Germany

http://tinyurl.com/pzq2xfb

Posted by: kbdabear at July 01, 2015 11:45 PM (GrXXa)

311 "2' to 50"

Damn.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 11:46 PM (4MB+G)

312 Chi?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 01, 2015 11:46 PM (BVDFs)

313 "You meant: "Lighten up, Francis." To turn the phrase. "


You're right. I fucked that one up.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 11:46 PM (4MB+G)

314 I want to do something else? Oh, God, yes. I can do this and hold. Yeah too.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01

We should start our own club.

If I worked with my boss I would hurt him-badly

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 01, 2015 11:47 PM (PqGIo)

315 Take solace in the fact that you do not root for the Phillies!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 11:38 PM (OQ9R7)

Some stunningly bad Phillies management during this series. They were actually ahead by 2 runs in yesterday's game. Then they pulled Cole Hamels (who was killing the Brewers ) and put in a reliever who was clearly gassed. He was panting and obviously exhausted on the mound - and gave up hit after hit. The Brewers teed off of him and he wasn't pulled until Milwaukee had taken the lead. I kept thinking, "WTF? He's going to face another hitter?" I almost felt sorry for the guy.

I mean, if the manager was actively trying to make them lose, he couldn't have done a better job.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 01, 2015 11:47 PM (+XMAD)

316 268 *sniff*

Posted by: ManWithNoParty

Jeez, MWNP... are you ever going to stop being the self-appointed HQ hall monitor?

Damn, I have tried to like you, but you can be such a dick sometimes.
Not every name you don't recognize here is a fucking troll, dude!

Posted by: gimpin' ain't easy at July 01, 2015 11:29 PM (fNu7U)




You'd certainly concede that we've had our share of late, wouldn't you?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2015 11:47 PM (EzgxV)

317 Chii???

https://youtu.be/KGFMfYUJNa4

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 11:48 PM (/8So2)

318 "2' to 50'"
-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 01, 2015 11:42 PM (PqGIo)

I only have twelve dollars. What are you asking for it?

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 11:48 PM (OQ9R7)

319 I was in the Navy, where my *home* for my first 4 year sea tour was a room with 75 guys stacked 3 high and all the room I had was a 6'x2'x8" locker.

A Motel 6, Super 8, Travelodge, Japanese Love Hotel, whatever; was heaven. I mean, privacy!

Posted by: Jeff Weimer, Ret FCCS(SW/AW) at July 01, 2015 11:48 PM (Edob3)

320 Comics, Magic, booze and what looks possibly like Chipotle?

My 13 y/o and 30 y/o self drool.

Posted by: thathalfrican at July 01, 2015 11:48 PM (R5HRU)

321 Robot kills worker, is not the first time this has happened. The first time resulted in all kinds of OSHA rules and regulations.

No, I didn't read the article. Was there something unique to this event? The robot hunted the man down across the factory floor while saying "I'll be back"?

Posted by: FredSmith36 at July 01, 2015 11:49 PM (qbljR)

322 I was in the Navy, where my *home* for my first 4 year sea tour was a room with 75 guys stacked 3 high and all the room I had was a 6'x2'x8" locker.

A Motel 6, Super 8, Travelodge, Japanese Love Hotel, whatever; was heaven. I mean, privacy!

Posted by: Jeff Weimer
****
Still not alone. The roaches and beg bugs.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 11:50 PM (F0Cog)

323 >>>So never having thrown a grenade, how does it work, pull the pin and throw? I could look it up, but what would I do with you guys then?

Well, you could let it cook off for a second or two. This practice is not advised, as messing up your one Mississippi two Mississippi throw can have unfortunate consequences.

Posted by: DC in River City at July 01, 2015 11:50 PM (e+1S5)

324 "You're right. I fucked that one up."
-Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 11:46 PM (4MB+G)

We still love you.

/corny

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 11:50 PM (OQ9R7)

325 282 So, I'm too lazy to check: did dumbabroad ever show back up?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at July 01, 2015 11:36 PM (M1uf/)




Depends on how many names (and which ones) you think he may be.....IIRC, Maet actually weighed in on joe dirt being Ira, but there's a veritable swarm.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2015 11:50 PM (EzgxV)

326 But first, MWNP, you will blow me.
Keep up the great job as unofficial crossing guard of the HQ.

(And yes, Maet knows me by email too, as well as a dozen other respected others here)
Posted by: gimpin' ain't easy at July 01, 2015 11:44 PM (5vAso)

***

Well then, you, Sydney, Jugdesh and Clayton should have lots to talk about, eehhh?!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 01, 2015 11:51 PM (2z4UX)

327 I was
raised to believe that if you saw something wrong you were required to
set it right, and I am tired of cleaning up other peoples graffiti and
paying for their fun.



Posted by: Kindltot at July 01, 2015 11:42 PM (3pRHP)
>>>>>>>

Why I quit law. My conscience won't shut the heck up.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at July 01, 2015 11:51 PM (yxw0r)

328 If you're throwing it defensively (a misnomer, as I understand- basically think what you see in an action movie), then yes- pull, release the spoon, throw.

If you're throwing offensively (mostly into a bunker or directly into a group of troops), you pull, release the spoon, count to 3 (yes, "three shall be the number of the counting") and then throw. This makes it less likely a bad guy will have time to scoop up the grenade and throw it back.

I almost certainly have some of the specifics wrong, and I'm sure the Horde will correct me in its usual fashion, but that should be the gist.
Posted by: AllenG
---------------------

That's pretty much it, except most guys would not release the handle before throwing, assuming it was going to be thrown. There is always the chance that something will stop you before you toss, in which case you're in a tight spot if the handle has been released.

Posted by: Hoosier friend? at July 01, 2015 11:52 PM (9mTYi)

329 "I was in the Navy, where my *home* for my first 4 year sea tour was a room with 75 guys stacked 3 high and all the room I had was a 6'x2'x8" locker."

Squeeeee!!!!

Posted by: Barney Frank at July 01, 2015 11:52 PM (OQ9R7)

330
So you have to press something then?, I guess I have seen in shows people put the pin back in, but don't know if that was realistic.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 01, 2015 11:52 PM (ODxAs)

331 Hmf. Hoosier sock doesn't want to come off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 01, 2015 11:53 PM (9mTYi)

332 Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 01, 2015 11:42 PM (XmOA9)

Yeah. They have to clean house. And that means getting rid players I've become fond of - I love Gomez, but he'll probably have to go.

The Astros did it a few years ago and this year they are actually contenders instead of jokes.

And I'm tired of the excuse that we're a small market team, it's harder for us, blah, blah. They've used that excuse in Milwaukee for too damn long "Oh, poor us..." ....the KC Royals are a small market team too, compared to the Red Sox and the Cubs - how are they doing compared to those big money clubs? How are the Phillies doing.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 01, 2015 11:53 PM (+XMAD)

333 Why is Ted Cruz doing Simpsons imitations for buzzfeed?

Hope they don't knife him in the back.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 01, 2015 11:53 PM (XAFOu)

334 The handle part of a grenade is called the spoon.
Pull the pin and throw.
The spoon will go flying away as it's supposed to and there should be an earth shattering kaboom a few seconds after that.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 11:54 PM (F0Cog)

335 Depends on how many names (and which ones) you think he may be.....IIRC, Maet actually weighed in on joe dirt being Ira, but there's a veritable swarm.

So far, this particular douche seems to be using the same name. Mostly I ignore him, but he was bashing on AtC and being generally unpleasant today. My patience has been thinner than normal, so after a couple of thread of him chasing her around, I got fed up with it.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at July 01, 2015 11:54 PM (M1uf/)

336 I only have twelve dollars. What are you asking for it?
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 11:48

For stigma I would just loan it to you.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 01, 2015 11:54 PM (PqGIo)

337 This video should cause many a Horde anime Moron want to unwrap their Perscom. It is also kawaii.

https://youtu.be/PMZZ1964Ylo

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 11:54 PM (/8So2)

338 "For stigma I would just loan it to you."
-Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 01, 2015 11:54 PM (PqGIo)

*HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 11:55 PM (OQ9R7)

339 "We should start our own club. "


That would be great. You could send me some beaver pelts, I could you some hog meat. Ah, maybe the days coming.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 11:56 PM (4MB+G)

340
310 On June 29 2015, Skynet becomes self-aware ...

Robot crushes and kills man at VW assembly plant in Germany

http://tinyurl.com/pzq2xfb
Posted by: kbdabear at July 01, 2015 11:45 PM (GrXXa)

Next time just give the damn thing your clothes and your boots.

Posted by: eman at July 01, 2015 11:56 PM (MQEz6)

341 307 Cooth -
Hope I didn't chase you off with my queries (under a new name & hash).
If I can be frank with you, I'm not Ira - you know me. Quite well, actually.

I'll leave again.

But first, MWNP, you will blow me.
Keep up the great job as unofficial crossing guard of the HQ.

(And yes, Maet knows me by email too, as well as a dozen other respected others here)

Posted by: gimpin' ain't easy at July 01, 2015 11:44 PM (5vAso)




No worries, and glad to see you around. You've probably noticed that someone can craft a response that is both entirely accurate and throws chaff, while being both suspicious to the point of paranoia and outwardly friendly. How's the boy?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 01, 2015 11:56 PM (EzgxV)

342 >>>On June 29 2015, Skynet becomes self-aware ...

Robot crushes and kills man at VW assembly plant in Germany

http://tinyurl.com/pzq2xfb
Posted by: kbdabear at July 01, 2015 11:45 PM (GrXXa)<<<




You had one job Three Laws!!!

Posted by: zombie Asimov at July 01, 2015 11:57 PM (Ydaoe)

343 Re: Hand grenade.

First, the damn thing is heavy. You don't throw it like a baseball.

Second, some guys can't throw one; it drops at their feet.

Also, it's damn hard to pull the pin if you are not allowed to straighten it first.

And, lastly, don't stand there to watch where it lands after you throw it.

Posted by: FredSmith36 at July 01, 2015 11:57 PM (qbljR)

344 So you have to press something then?, I guess I have seen in shows people put the pin back in, but don't know if that was realistic.

Way outta my depth here, but when has that ever stopped a Moron?

As long as the spoon (handle) is still attached, I *think* you could theoretically put the pin back in. It's the release of the spoon which starts the fuse.

So, contrary to the common saying, it is not once you've pulled the pin, but rather once you've released the spoon that Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend.

And, as far as I know, there are no buttons.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at July 01, 2015 11:57 PM (M1uf/)

345 So you have to press something then?, I guess I have seen in shows people put the pin back in, but don't know if that was realistic.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
------------------

No. The lever handle is retained by the 'pin'. Once the pin is pulled, the lever/handle is normally held on by the thumb as you grip the grenade. When the handle is released, it flies off, and starts the fuse (3-5 seconds). As long as the handle is held, nothing is going to happen. It is completely possible to re-insert the pin, locking the lever/handle..., so long as you have NOT released the handle.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 01, 2015 11:58 PM (9mTYi)

346 Robot crushes and kills man at VW assembly plant in Germany

Further:

prosecutors were considering whether to bring charges, and if so, against whom

Posted by: t-bird at July 01, 2015 11:58 PM (FcR7P)

347 61
(c) The biggest mistake wasn't stopping to sleep in a Motel 6. It was stopping in Albuquerque, a shithole city.

I'm guessing you didn't go to the National Atomic Museum, then.

Your loss.

http://tinyurl.com/nrjrxu3

Posted by: Anachronda at July 01, 2015 11:58 PM (o78gS)

348 cough cough. cue alfred hitchcok voice: Good Evening.

sooooo, just finished my forced march. Should I pour up a kir royale, or is everyone gonna suddenly get sleepy and crash leaving me to drink alone.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 01, 2015 11:59 PM (Vm8WO)

349
334 The handle part of a grenade is called the spoon.
Pull the pin and throw.
The spoon will go flying away as it's supposed to and there should be an earth shattering kaboom a few seconds after that.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 11:54 PM (F0Cog)

Be aware that the 'SPOON!!!' may attract Meghan McCain. So throw that fu*ker within the blast radius.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 01, 2015 11:59 PM (XAFOu)

350 -Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at July 01, 2015 11:54 PM (M1uf/)

...and you're the Nice One! I chided him and I had work to do soon after. I don't know how much of a nuisance he was after that because I was raking mulch.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 01, 2015 11:59 PM (OQ9R7)

351 First, the damn thing is heavy. You don't throw it like a baseball.


Posted by: FredSmith
----------------

But, but...., John Wayne did it all of the time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 01, 2015 11:59 PM (9mTYi)

352 >>>Depends on how many names (and which ones) you think he may be.....IIRC, Maet actually weighed in on joe dirt being Ira, but there's a veritable swarm.

Wrong guy. The little shitstain that's been stalking alex is apparently being MUMR'ed. I don't know about Ira.

Posted by: DC in River City at July 02, 2015 12:00 AM (e+1S5)

353 So I have to rant or I will murder the next person I see.

Fuck the fucking fuckers who decided that they could save a few bucks by mandating that no one can have an "elective" C-section before 39 weeks.

Sure it saved them a few dollars for short NICU stays, but it has drastically increased the rate of stillbirths because, duh, sometimes there's a fucking reason to do a C-section before the magical insurance gods have blessed.

Like, oh, I don't know when someone has been having contractions every 5 minutes for the past 3 weeks and has had 4 previous C-sections.

Baby and I are fine, but I am getting decidedly not fine about the stupid, pointless regulation that won't let my doctor just schedule me for a damn C-section now that I'm full term. Nope, have to wait 2 more weeks in constant pain and worry that my uterus will rupture because, regulations.

Fuck March of Dimes, fuck the stupid hospital regulatory boards, and fuck the insurance companies.

Ok, I think I'm good now.

Posted by: Lauren at July 02, 2015 12:00 AM (MYCIw)

354 Was there something unique to this event?

Aside from the robot having sex with him to get the codes to the defense grid first, no.

Posted by: Methos at July 02, 2015 12:00 AM (ZbV+0)

355 first!!

elevfenty

Posted by: moron #73 at July 02, 2015 12:01 AM (PY/7D)

356 348 cough cough. cue alfred hitchcok voice: Good Evening.

sooooo, just finished my forced march. Should I pour up a kir royale, or is everyone gonna suddenly get sleepy and crash leaving me to drink alone.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 01, 2015 11:59 PM (Vm8WO)




Howdy, howdy, howdy!!! When do you start?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 12:01 AM (EzgxV)

357 Be aware that the 'SPOON!!!' may attract Meghan McCain. So throw that fu*ker within the blast radius.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA
****

She's who I was throwing it at. (rimshot)

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:01 AM (F0Cog)

358 sooooo, just finished my forced march. Should I pour up a kir royale, or is everyone gonna suddenly get sleepy and crash leaving me to drink alone.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 01, 2015 11:59 PM (Vm8WO)

Adrenaline and endorphins here. Drink up!

*checking the fridge 'cause I'm damn hungry.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 02, 2015 12:01 AM (XAFOu)

359 "So you have to press something then?, I guess I have seen in shows people put the pin back in, but don't know if that was realistic."



As I understand, no Army/Marines, the release of the spoon sets off a chemical reaction in the core of the grenade. It burns down and ignites the powder. It's roughly timed.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 02, 2015 12:01 AM (4MB+G)

360 #337: I really liked Chobits, right up until the ending which I did not like. I don't want to post any spoilers or anything, but that ending was pure bullshit.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 02, 2015 12:01 AM (wKc1L)

361 Albuquerque is awful? I'm asking because I've always heard NM is a gorgeous state, and I've been assuming Albuquerque shared in the gorgeousness.

Of the SW states, I've only been to Arizona. I liked both Phoenix and Tuscon.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 02, 2015 12:02 AM (+XMAD)

362 Hey, MWNP - what have I done or said here that was "Le Poofable?"
Can you point to one thing?

I didn't think so. You, on the other hand, have just shown your ass because you're such a Mickey Spillage, you can smell a troll from Atlanta...

Did I spam at all? Did I post any nefarious links? Or any links at all for that matter? Umm, no.
Did you show your superpowers of protecting the horde from every name you don't recognize? Did you assume I would be TBH3K'd? Did you show how much of a douche you are again?
YES!.

Again - I've made an effort to like you. You don't make it easily.

Posted by: CHI at July 02, 2015 12:02 AM (zcyux)

363 Posted by: Lauren at July 02, 2015 12:00 AM (MYCIw)

Oh sweet, fancy Moses, Lauren. That may both suck and blow.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at July 02, 2015 12:02 AM (M1uf/)

364 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 11:50 PM (F0Cog)

Maybe so. Thankfully didn't see any. However, those rooms were blissfully free of the smell of feet and ass.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 02, 2015 12:02 AM (Edob3)

365 Whoa there Lauren...

I hope and pray everything stays shiny and good for you.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:02 AM (/8So2)

366 "Surprise: traces of Scandi and Irish there. WTF? I know the Vikings
got around but WTF was an O'Brien doing wandering around Poland and/or
Bohemia back in the day, thinking 'Ah, now there's a nice lass?'"

The Vikings took slaves. Not merely home. Took them along.

And the Vikings covered some ground. Pretty impressive to consider the Old Norse inscriptions (graffiti, really) which have been found on Roman premises in the heart of old Rome proper.

Of course, that would be two slaving cultures meeting one another.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 02, 2015 12:02 AM (noWW6)

367 "Ok, I think I'm good now."


Sooooo. No download?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 02, 2015 12:02 AM (4MB+G)

368 >>>Should I pour up a kir royale, or is everyone gonna suddenly get sleepy and crash leaving me to drink alone.

Pour away. I'm well on the way to hammered and watching Justified. I don't see a reason to stop for at least an hour. Except that damned alarm clock.

Posted by: DC in River City at July 02, 2015 12:02 AM (e+1S5)

369 >>>> First, the damn thing is heavy. You don't throw it like a baseball.
'

well don't be a weakling

Posted by: moron #73 at July 02, 2015 12:02 AM (PY/7D)

370 Prayers and hugs Lauren.

Welcome to these fucking 'interesting times.'

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 02, 2015 12:02 AM (XAFOu)

371 Just watch out for a yandere!
------------------
To quote words of wisdom, "Don't stick it in the crazy."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6JbCbhAwS4

Posted by: exdem13 at July 01, 2015 11:12 PM (ry4ab)


&

Don't feel like you have to be in with the dissembling "smart guys". I don't like the harem endings much either, since the wish fulfillment is on the ridiculous side. (Even for anime, with its delightful dismissal of mundane life.) And you are right, the guys who want their anime harem in real life would never get it, because the real life version of the smooth elite jerks in said anime would have the harems. Pick one wide-eyed goddess for the win, guys!

Posted by: exdem13 at July 01, 2015 11:25 PM (ry4ab)


School Days deals with this very effectively. Infamous "NICE BOAT" ending:

https://youtu.be/c5zQ91R_4lU?t=16m14s

And go on until the end for the "NICE BOAT"

Posted by: NICE BOAT at July 02, 2015 12:03 AM (7YlUk)

372 That would be great. You could send me some beaver pelts, I could you some hog meat. Ah, maybe the days coming.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 11

Perhaps

Keep me posted on the employee bulletin board

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at July 02, 2015 12:03 AM (PqGIo)

373 ..."And, as far as I know, there are no buttons."
-Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at July 01, 2015 11:57 PM (M1uf/)

*HAH!*

*F12*
-Slpodetype Public
-Font = Red

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 12:03 AM (OQ9R7)

374 352 The little shitstain that's been stalking alex is apparently being MUMR'ed.
Posted by: DC in River City at July 02, 2015 12:00 AM

The Empress has a stalker here too? WTF? The stalker shit around here is getting out of control.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 12:03 AM (Vm8WO)

375 The spoon will go flying away as it's supposed to and there should be an earth shattering kaboom a few seconds after that.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 11:54 PM (F0Cog)

Be aware that the 'SPOON!!!' may attract Meghan McCain. So throw that fu*ker within the blast radius.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 01, 2015 11:59 PM (XAFOu)


SPOOOOOONNNNNNN!

Posted by: The Tick at July 02, 2015 12:03 AM (qh617)

376 Posted by: Lauren at July 02, 2015 12:00 AM (MYCIw)

Oh, I don't blame you for being angry, Lauren!

Hang in there - I'll say a prayer for you and baby tonight.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 02, 2015 12:04 AM (+XMAD)

377 Ok, I think I'm good now.

Posted by: Lauren at July 02, 2015 12:00 AM (MYCIw)

************
The good Lord bless you and keep you. (seriously)
Doctors gotta golf. (less seriously)

Hang in there, Mom.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at July 02, 2015 12:04 AM (yxw0r)

378 "Albuquerque is awful?"


Can't all say. My many stays in ABQ were fine. Many stays in NM as a whole were fine.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 02, 2015 12:04 AM (4MB+G)

379 Of the SW states, I've only been to Arizona. I liked both Phoenix and Tuscon.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V.
****
Phx I can understand, but Tucson? Barf.
If you didn't visit Sedona you missed out.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:04 AM (F0Cog)

380 Albuquerque is awful? I'm asking because I've always heard NM is a gorgeous state, and I've been assuming Albuquerque shared in the gorgeousness.

All I know about Albuquerque is that Weird Al doesn't like sauerkraut.

I've been through there once or twice on my way somewhere else, and I didn't see anything that made me think it was a pit or anything.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at July 02, 2015 12:05 AM (M1uf/)

381
In short, the F-35 is engineered with a suite of next-generation sensors designed to help the aircraft recognize, detect and destroy enemy targets an longer distances--long before it can be identified by an enemy aircraft

Where have we heard this song before? That helmet mounted sight won't do jack sh*t for you when Ivan's in gun range--and he'll be there pretty quickly at 1100 knots closing speed if you can't take or miss your first shot or two. Or if your vaunted next generation sensors are #hacked.

Russia makes the most maneuverable jets in the world. Our Pentagon bureaucrats keep making excuses.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at July 02, 2015 12:05 AM (laMCB)

382 Best thing to do when a grenade is thrown at you is to throw a burning hippie on top of it

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 12:05 AM (YJeFl)

383 Posted by: Lauren at July 02, 2015 12:00 AM (MYCIw)

I have no words.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 12:05 AM (BVDFs)

384 suddenly get sleepy and crash leaving me to drink alone.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 01, 2015 11:59 PM (Vm8WO)

I'll tough it out since tomorrow is July 2

Posted by: moron #73 at July 02, 2015 12:05 AM (PY/7D)

385 352 >>>Depends on how many names (and which ones) you think he may be.....IIRC, Maet actually weighed in on joe dirt being Ira, but there's a veritable swarm.

Wrong guy. The little shitstain that's been stalking alex is apparently being MUMR'ed. I don't know about Ira.

Posted by: DC in River City at July 02, 2015 12:00 AM (e+1S5)



Ira got MUMR'd and had a fascination over something I'd once said in-passing about lesbian porn. Of course, it's somewhat difficult to search for stuff that keeps getting disappeared.....




Not sayin' it is or ain't.....there is a certain difference in style, but there are also similarities.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 12:06 AM (EzgxV)

386 The Vikings took slaves. Not merely home. Took them along.

And the Vikings covered some ground. .

Posted by: torquewrench at July 02, 2015 12:02 AM (noWW6)

In that case, I want reparations!!

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 02, 2015 12:06 AM (+XMAD)

387 The Empress has a stalker here too? WTF? The stalker shit around here is getting out of control.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
****

I stalk myself.
Fortunately I have yet to catch myself.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:06 AM (F0Cog)

388 Shittiest place I ever stayed was when I was put up as a volunteer for RNCC. Place wreaked of chorizo and cigarettes, and I could swear they were turning tricks down the hall. I bought my own blankets and slept on top of them.

Cheap fucks.

Posted by: rebel flounder at July 02, 2015 12:06 AM (Vf5rR)

389 The neko-girl trope probably should be retired. Especially the bouncy crack addled ones.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 11:32 PM (/8So2)


The War on Catgirls

http://tinyurl.com/pxbwly7

Posted by: The Nekomimi Hat at July 02, 2015 12:07 AM (7YlUk)

390 The neko-girl trope probably should be retired. Especially the bouncy crack addled ones.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2015 11:32 PM (/8So2)


The War on Catgirls

http://tinyurl.com/pxbwly7

Posted by: The Nekomimi Hat at July 02, 2015 12:07 AM (7YlUk)

391 356 Howdy, howdy, howdy!!! When do you start?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 12:01 AM

Ummm, soon? Sorry, I normally don't say much about where I work, and given your stalker...I know you can read between the lines. We'll talk once your communications are secure.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 12:07 AM (Vm8WO)

392 PW well Chii is all about the fan-service. Just not as in your face as other shows. We could always talk about Ah! Megami-sama! where K1 manages to dial a wrong number and ends up with goddess as girlfriend. Or Girl from Phantasia.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:07 AM (/8So2)

393
Thank you for the education morons, in case I ever stop by Grenades R Us.

Oh and Lauren, just pull the pin.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 02, 2015 12:07 AM (ODxAs)

394 353 So I have to rant or I will murder the next person I see.

Fuck the fucking fuckers who decided that they could save a few bucks by mandating that no one can have an "elective" C-section before 39 weeks.

Sure it saved them a few dollars for short NICU stays, but it has drastically increased the rate of stillbirths because, duh, sometimes there's a fucking reason to do a C-section before the magical insurance gods have blessed.

Like, oh, I don't know when someone has been having contractions every 5 minutes for the past 3 weeks and has had 4 previous C-sections.

Baby and I are fine, but I am getting decidedly not fine about the stupid, pointless regulation that won't let my doctor just schedule me for a damn C-section now that I'm full term. Nope, have to wait 2 more weeks in constant pain and worry that my uterus will rupture because, regulations.

Fuck March of Dimes, fuck the stupid hospital regulatory boards, and fuck the insurance companies.

Ok, I think I'm good now.

Posted by: Lauren at July 02, 2015 12:00 AM (MYCIw)




Oh my God Lauren. {{{Lauren}}}

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 12:07 AM (EzgxV)

395 Thanks guys. I'm just at the end of my rope. In addition to all the fun fun non productive labor, I have a mess of family crap going on that has all eyes on me to just have the damn baby already which is super duper helpful, as you can imagine.

Posted by: Lauren at July 02, 2015 12:07 AM (MYCIw)

396
I stalk myself.

Fortunately I have yet to catch myself.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:06 AM (F0Cog)



You'll go blind.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at July 02, 2015 12:08 AM (yxw0r)

397
316 times ten billion

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 12:08 AM (YJeFl)

398 So you have to press something then?, I guess I have
seen in shows people put the pin back in, but don't know if that was
realistic.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 01, 2015 11:52 PM (ODxAs)


There are a number of different ways that have been developed to ignite a timed grenade. They all depend on some sort of primer to start the fuse/train or whatever you want to call it.
The German potato masher had cap on the butt you unscrewed and then pulled a ceramic bead on a string that pulled an igniter across a fuse - like igniting a road flare sort of thing.
There were some WW1 designs that involved pulling or striking a tit on the end to do the same thing. This was problematic in trench warfare when you were covered with mud.
There was a French design that you put a lanyard around your wrist and threw the grenade, but sometimes it wouldn't ignite, and other times it would ignite but not come off the lanyard so the unlucky soldier got to dance around with Mr Sudden Painful Death fizzing on his arm, praying it was a dud, waiting for it to cook off.
The Japanese Imperial army had the type 97 grenade, which was a square cast iron cylinder with a ring and cotter-pin retained cap over the arming tit on the end. You were instructed to pull the pin, which only allowed the cap to move up and down on the tit, and then to ignite it you were to strike it sharply, arming tit first, against your helmet, and only then throw.
I am not sure what you were supposed to do if you only had a cap on

http://preview.tinyurl.com/type97grenade

Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2015 12:08 AM (3pRHP)

399 >>>That would be great. You could send me some beaver pelts, I could you some hog meat. Ah, maybe the days coming.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 01, 2015 11<<<



heh heh heh... he said he'd send hog meat for some beaver... heh heh heh

Posted by: Beavis at July 02, 2015 12:08 AM (Ydaoe)

400
It's weird to think of an ex CNN news reader being accosted in a Hotel 6.


That's all I got.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2015 12:08 AM (MDgS8)

401 Again - I've made an effort to like you. You don't make it easily.
Posted by: CHI at July 02, 2015 12:02 AM (zcyux)

******

You have made a most incorrect assumption about whether I would ever like you, and more importantly whether I give a shit or not. The answers are No and No.

You made your bed. Enjoy lying in it. (Not a typo).

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 02, 2015 12:09 AM (cygkw)

402 well don't be a weakling

Weaklings can handle grenades, too, you know?

Posted by: Steve Rogers at July 02, 2015 12:09 AM (ZbV+0)

403
Agnes Obel - Fuel To Fire
http://preview.tinyurl.com/l54xzxq

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:09 AM (F0Cog)

404 Whoa Lauren. Prayers Up. Is there nothing your doctor can do to get you in and get the c section done?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 12:09 AM (Vm8WO)

405 " The Empress has a stalker here too? WTF? The stalker shit around here is getting out of control."


Don't ever know who's around. Gird up. Can't be too careful.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 02, 2015 12:10 AM (4MB+G)

406 Thread got fast when I had to pee. Gee whiz!

Lauren... God may smite someone, but we can only pray.

...for you, I mean.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 12:10 AM (OQ9R7)

407 I have never understood the big love for any part of NM, myself. I think you have to like that kind of desert/mesa look and be enamored of the southwest thing in general.

I have driven across it on 40 almost every year of my life, I've been to Santa Fe, I've got family in ABQ and Belen; I just don't get it, myself.

And the water stinks.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 12:10 AM (BVDFs)

408 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:04 AM (F0Cog)

I visited Tuscon when I was 15, it was my first time out of the Midwest, and I was visiting a beloved aunt.

I wasn't at all well-traveled then. I was like "cactus and deserts and mountains - wow!!" so I realize I might not have the same reaction now.

Hell, you could have sent me to, say, Oakland at 15 and I would have swooned because hey, California!

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 02, 2015 12:10 AM (+XMAD)

409 whut does a grenade weigh?

9 pounds?

Posted by: moron #73 at July 02, 2015 12:10 AM (PY/7D)

410 You'll notice I'm either posting sectioned cleartext ones or (like this one) those shortened by youtube and not by me. I might go for a preview.tinyurl, but I think I got tagged with a regular tinyurl and will no longer drop or pick-up bare tinyurls [until.....].

cthulhu at July 01, 2015 11:41 PM (EzgxV)


Chthulu, you know that you can preview any tinyurl by simply adding "preview." before the rest of the tinyurl address?

So, if you see: http://tinyurl.com/l2867jt

You can just type in:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/l2867jt

To go to the preview page.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 02, 2015 12:10 AM (7YlUk)

411 Posted by: Lauren at July 02, 2015 12:00 AM (MYCIw)


It's grand to watch the finest medical system in the world degrade into the NHS, isn't it?

Posted by: redbanzai at July 02, 2015 12:10 AM (NPofj)

412 How nice. Thanks.

Posted by: Null at July 02, 2015 12:11 AM (xjpRj)

413
Hang in there Lauren.

Cute baby coming soon.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2015 12:11 AM (MDgS8)

414 Piffle, Mr. Kirby does not want Uni or me shooting up the place....

On a serious note it raises a whole host of ethical issues.. if we cross Homo Sapiens with a few add-ons from Pan Trog.. but decide to abort viable fetuses... are they human or merely modified chimpanzees? I prefer to avoid that whole mess.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:12 AM (/8So2)

415 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 12:07 AM (Vm8WO)

A forced march with recently burned lady bits can't be pleasant!

But congratulations!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 12:12 AM (BVDFs)

416 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 12:10 AM (BVDFs)

Cloudcroft, for the win.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at July 02, 2015 12:12 AM (M1uf/)

417 "Sure it saved them a few dollars for short NICU stays, but it has
drastically increased the rate of stillbirths because, duh, sometimes
there's a fucking reason to do a C-section before the magical insurance
gods have blessed."

Somewhere around here, I have a family history file that includes the hospital bill for my entry into this vale of tears.

That was back before the various levels of government repeatedly intervened to "fix" the "broken" health care system.

It was a ridiculously small amount of money, corrected for inflation. And back then, if you wanted a C-section and your obstetrician concurred that it was okay, that was that. No meddlesome cost control bureaucracy without medical training inserting themselves into the deliberations.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 02, 2015 12:12 AM (noWW6)

418 no C-sections before 39 weeks?

that is way, way un-american

Posted by: moron #73 at July 02, 2015 12:12 AM (PY/7D)

419 **staring at a grenade thrown at his feet**

There is no spoon.

Posted by: Neo at July 02, 2015 12:12 AM (Ydaoe)

420 Bad homemade grenade recipe.
Get dummy grenade, load with explosive, and use smoke grenade fuse.

Morons with military experience will know why this is a bad design.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:13 AM (F0Cog)

421 Lauren, you really "there?"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 02, 2015 12:13 AM (4MB+G)

422 The Japanese Imperial army had the type 97 grenade, which was a square cast iron cylinder with a ring and cotter-pin retained cap over the arming tit on the end. You were instructed to pull the pin, which only allowed the cap to move up and down on the tit, and then to ignite it you were to strike it sharply, arming tit first, against your helmet, and only then throw.
I am not sure what you were supposed to do if you only had a cap on

http://preview.tinyurl.com/type97grenade

Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2015 12:08 AM (3pRHP)


All those mechanical and chemical timers for grenades will become obsolete, once we finish deploying the new grenades with electronic timers powered by tiny Solyndra solar batteries.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 02, 2015 12:14 AM (IxLzY)

423 362 Hey, MWNP - what have I done or said here that was "Le Poofable?"
Can you point to one thing?

I didn't think so. You, on the other hand, have just shown your ass because you're such a Mickey Spillage, you can smell a troll from Atlanta...

Did I spam at all? Did I post any nefarious links? Or any links at all for that matter? Umm, no.
Did you show your superpowers of protecting the horde from every name you don't recognize? Did you assume I would be TBH3K'd? Did you show how much of a douche you are again?
YES!.

Again - I've made an effort to like you. You don't make it easily.

Posted by: CHI at July 02, 2015 12:02 AM (zcyux)



I was suspicious, too. He and I have had our moments, but don't hold this against him. With all the Ira and joe dirt and the one stalking WeirdDave and the one stalking AtC, we all have reasons to be a bit wary.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 12:14 AM (EzgxV)

424 "There is no spoon."


Get down.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 02, 2015 12:14 AM (4MB+G)

425 Anna -- you are a trip.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2015 12:14 AM (MDgS8)

426 Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:13 AM (F0Cog)

Okay.

So what about a *good* homemade grenade recipe?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at July 02, 2015 12:14 AM (M1uf/)

427 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 12:10 AM (BVDFs)

I think I was fascinated by the sparseness of it - cactus and sand and mountains. Earthtones.

It was so unfamiliar to me - like landing on the moon.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 02, 2015 12:15 AM (+XMAD)

428 "Cloudcroft, for the win."


It's a great place on this Earth.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 02, 2015 12:16 AM (4MB+G)

429 >>>Not sayin' it is or ain't.....there is a certain difference in style, but there are also similarities.

My money is on ain't. fromabroad has been around for a long time. His only thing is that we're all doomed for allowing homosexuals to exist or something. Not sure what his deal is, but he's sure got a fixation on teh evil gheys.

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

Posted by: DC in River City at July 02, 2015 12:16 AM (e+1S5)

430 Good trip? Bad trip? Weird trip? What kind of trip?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:16 AM (/8So2)

431 "It's grand to watch the finest medical system in the world degrade into the NHS, isn't it?"

I'm waiting to find out that clitoridectomies have been performed on the public dime and the public time in America's increasingly socialized and Third World hospitals. As has already been found happening in the NHS.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 02, 2015 12:16 AM (noWW6)

432 "So what about a *good* homemade grenade recipe?"


Check the internet.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 02, 2015 12:16 AM (4MB+G)

433 Oh dear lord, I think I'll sit this one out tonight.

Good night, y'all.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 12:17 AM (BVDFs)

434 Good trip.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2015 12:17 AM (MDgS8)

435 "So what about a *good* homemade grenade recipe?"
-Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at July 02, 2015 12:14 AM (M1uf/)

Vinegar and Baking Soda. It is a veritable volcano!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 12:17 AM (OQ9R7)

436 Posted by: DC in River City at July 02, 2015 12:16 AM (e+1S5)

Real homophobia is pretty disturbing.

Almost wonder if he's one of those Westboro kooks.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at July 02, 2015 12:17 AM (M1uf/)

437 G'Night, Tammy!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 12:18 AM (OQ9R7)

438 Aaaaannnddd.... done with work for tonight.

Most jaw droppingly stupid email of the day, "I was not aware that the server would need to be shutdown to move it."

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 02, 2015 12:18 AM (UVfht)

439 whut does a grenade weigh?

9 pounds?
Posted by: moron
----------------

Depends on the grenade. Little less than 1 pound for M67, more for the older grenades.

Curiously, they get heavier after the pin is pulled.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2015 12:18 AM (9mTYi)

440 I visited Tuscon when I was 15, it was my first time out of the Midwest, and I was visiting a beloved aunt.

I wasn't at all well-traveled then. I was like "cactus and deserts and mountains - wow!!" so I realize I might not have the same reaction now.

Hell, you could have sent me to, say, Oakland at 15 and I would have swooned because hey, California!

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (
****
That makes perfect sense, really.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:18 AM (F0Cog)

441 I've seen enough of MWNP to know this. I'm willing to side with the ex-wife.

Posted by: buzzion at July 02, 2015 12:19 AM (z/Ubi)

442 332: don't forget your cross state neighbors in Pittsburgh. Small market, spent 20 years in baseball purgatory, and now are finally contenders. My Pirates just whooped the Tigers tonight! I'm not used to the Pirates being contenders. I do remember when they were (1992 and the NLCS game 7 that is burned into my memory. I'm still pissed and it was 23 years ago) and even the 1979 WS when my favorite Pirates player evah won the MVP (Willie "Pops" Stargell). Too bad the Cards are running away with the division or the Pirates would be right there. I think they are in good shape with a wild card but still. It'd be nice to win the division.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 02, 2015 12:19 AM (VVTGi)

443 Good night, horde. Only one more day of work - but I still have to show up!

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 02, 2015 12:19 AM (+XMAD)

444 410 You'll notice I'm either posting sectioned cleartext ones or (like this one) those shortened by youtube and not by me. I might go for a preview.tinyurl, but I think I got tagged with a regular tinyurl and will no longer drop or pick-up bare tinyurls [until.....].

cthulhu at July 01, 2015 11:41 PM (EzgxV)

Chthulu, you know that you can preview any tinyurl by simply adding "preview." before the rest of the tinyurl address?

So, if you see: http://tinyurl.com/l2867jt

You can just type in:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/l2867jt

To go to the preview page.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 02, 2015 12:10 AM (7YlUk)



That's too much like work.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 12:19 AM (EzgxV)

445 Most jaw droppingly stupid email of the day, "I was not aware that the server would need to be shutdown to move it."

Ain't tech support grand?

"Ma'am, I need you to go get a screwdriver."
"A what?"
[pulling mic closer to mouth] "A screwdriver."
"No, I heard what you said. I don't know what that is."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at July 02, 2015 12:19 AM (M1uf/)

446 "Curiously, they get heavier after the pin is pulled."
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2015 12:18 AM (9mTYi)

Science!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 12:20 AM (OQ9R7)

447 I do fear leaving this job, because my Christian duty is to love this asshole and I'm afraid of what I might say on the way out the door.

Sorry to hear about your situation. By what you have written you have already decided to leave. It's just a matter of when and how. That part is up to you.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 02, 2015 12:20 AM (RWxvW)

448 G'Night, Donna!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 12:20 AM (OQ9R7)

449 Lauren, I hope everything goes well. Shit, I wish I could say more.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 02, 2015 12:21 AM (4MB+G)

450 Well fuck. I forgot to put the champagne in the fridge, so Manhattans it is. Can't get in too much trouble since the bottle of whiskey is just about broken.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 12:21 AM (Vm8WO)

451
Technically you could plug the server into a UPS unit and then move it.

Technically.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2015 12:21 AM (MDgS8)

452 Okay.

So what about a *good* homemade grenade recipe?

Posted by: AllenG
****
Forget grenades. Just use a crossbow.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:21 AM (F0Cog)

453 Forget grenades. Just use a crossbow.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:21 AM (F0Cog)


I'm totally on team longbow.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at July 02, 2015 12:22 AM (M1uf/)

454
385 So cooth you found the evidence that Ira caused all your computer problems right? After all that was the justification for quite a lot of behaviors that might otherwise seem...inappropriate
I don't know how else to say it.
Shameful how people get treated around here on a regular basis. Know how many nights I've come here and the word "troll" is in a quarter of the comments? Who besides those practicing that obsession want to see or be part ofthat?
So now moo is our new Emmanuel Goldstein du jour I see. What version of manliness consists of relentlessly talking crap behind someone's back?
I'm so old I remember when our current self-appointed troll cop used to have positive and productive things to post about. Better days.
We didn't used to be like this.

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 12:22 AM (YJeFl)

455 How's the boy?

Posted by: cthulhu


I think he misses you. Hasn't bit anyone in quite a while, and has a crazy look going on...

Seems best if I check out out again - even under new names. You know how to reach me if you want. And I'll more than likely lurk.
Say Hi & Bye to those that matter for me?


Maet, if you read this, sincerely sorry for any drama. I would never intentionally F up your house.

Posted by: CHI at July 02, 2015 12:22 AM (zcyux)

456 "No, I heard what you said. I don't know what that is."

-Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at July 02, 2015 12:19 AM (M1uf/)

A flathead, Sir.

"What did you call me?!?"

...A Flat Head, Sir.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 12:22 AM (OQ9R7)

457 I've seen enough of MWNP to know this. I'm willing to side with the ex-wife.
Posted by: buzzion at July 02, 2015 12:19 AM (z/Ubi)

***

Cool. I've seen enough of your posts to know you are a bomb thrower.

So, we 're all good, right? LOL.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 02, 2015 12:23 AM (2z4UX)

458 " Forget grenades. Just use a crossbow."


Gots me a rifle and reloading supplies.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 02, 2015 12:23 AM (4MB+G)

459 429 >>>Not sayin' it is or ain't.....there is a certain difference in style, but there are also similarities.

My money is on ain't. fromabroad has been around for a long time. His only thing is that we're all doomed for allowing homosexuals to exist or something. Not sure what his deal is, but he's sure got a fixation on teh evil gheys.

Methinks the lady doth protest too much.

Posted by: DC in River City at July 02, 2015 12:16 AM (e+1S5)




Thank you. I went into one of my typical "person - name - blank" things and it was really pissing me off.




I probably keep trying to mentally consolidate the trolls because it's easier to think that there are a few severely fucked-up people out there than some measurable percentage of everyone out there is fucked-up.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 12:24 AM (EzgxV)

460 Posted by: CHI at July 02, 2015 12:22 AM (zcyux)

Don't you dare go anywhere, amigo.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 12:24 AM (OQ9R7)

461
My she/boss asked me once if we could put an A/C unit in a room without cutting a hole in the wall.


O.o

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2015 12:24 AM (MDgS8)

462 Technically you could plug the server into a UPS unit and then move it.

Technically.
Posted by: eleven
---------------

Solar panel.

Posted by: Eco-tard at July 02, 2015 12:24 AM (9mTYi)

463 " Is there nothing your doctor can do to get you in and get the c section done?"

He'd have to present my case to the ethics committee but apparently risk of uterine rupture is not an accepted reason for an "elective" C-section.

And until I dilate 1 more cm, I won't be considered in active labor either, which is the only way they'll pull the trigger before 39weeks

So far I've been to the hospital twice with contractions coming as often as every 3 minutes, and I've been sent home because they're not progressing. It's gotten to the point where I'm convinced I'll just have the baby on the hour drive to the hospital when they finally do become strong enough because anything less than crowning is just going to get me sent home again.

If it weren't for the whole exploding uterus thing I'd be a lot less frustrated, but the added anxiety there is making me crazy.

Posted by: Lauren at July 02, 2015 12:24 AM (MYCIw)

464 387 I stalk myself.
Fortunately I have yet to catch myself.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:06 AM

Well just keep your eyes open. Anna is gonna get hungry for sushi sooner or late.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 12:25 AM (Vm8WO)

465 heh. Just had shark attack no. 7 in NC.

The Shark Tits Are Not Calm.

Posted by: Eco-tard at July 02, 2015 12:25 AM (9mTYi)

466 438 Aaaaannnddd.... done with work for tonight.

Most jaw droppingly stupid email of the day, "I was not aware that the server would need to be shutdown to move it."

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 02, 2015 12:18 AM (UVfht)




Hah, hah, hah, ha, ha, ha!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 12:25 AM (EzgxV)

467 "Well fuck. I forgot to put the champagne in the fridge, so Manhattans it is."

Nothing could possibly go wrong with stowing the bottle of champers in the freezer while working through a Manhattan.

::: blinks :::

Posted by: torquewrench at July 02, 2015 12:25 AM (noWW6)

468 Posted by: Puddleglum at July 02, 2015 12:19 AM (VVTGi)

While I sure do miss the days when we routinely whipped the Bucs, McCutch is one of my favorite players - I love the fact that he grew up in Florida a mile away from the Pirates spring training field, fell in love with the Pirates, and has passed up bigger deals to be with Pittsburgh. He's a class act.

Please can you figure out how to beat the Cards?

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 02, 2015 12:25 AM (+XMAD)

469 Well just keep your eyes open. Anna is gonna get hungry for sushi sooner or late.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
****

ANNA?! WHERE?!?! (looks around nervously)

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:26 AM (F0Cog)

470 "My she/boss asked me once if we could put an A/C unit in a room without cutting a hole in the wall."


Well, can you? Find a window unit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 02, 2015 12:26 AM (4MB+G)

471
Shark Summer II.

Getting edgy.

Posted by: eleven at July 02, 2015 12:26 AM (MDgS8)

472 *blinks*

Oh yeah today was the first day for the July Camp NaNoWriMo. Guess will pass.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:26 AM (/8So2)

473 BLACK CHURCHES BURNING,!!

29 million given to 9 families.

No coinkydink.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 02, 2015 12:26 AM (XAFOu)

474 Angry sharktits is no way to skirt the shore, son.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 12:27 AM (OQ9R7)

475 445 "Ma'am, I need you to go get a screwdriver."
"A what?"
[pulling mic closer to mouth] "A screwdriver."
"No, I heard what you said. I don't know what that is."


Vodka and orange juice! Duh!

Mom prefers it without the orange juice.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at July 02, 2015 12:27 AM (qyomX)

476 So what about a *good* homemade grenade recipe?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at July 02, 2015 12:14 AM (M1uf/)


Coarsely chop 4 grenades, a peeled cucumber,
finely chop a rib of celery and half to a whole seeded mild pepper, one grated onion, mix together with the juice of half a lemon and a tablespoon of vinegar, a cup of grated stale bread, and salt and pepper and paprika to taste.
If your grenades are dry add a cup of so of tomato juice

Let stand at least a half an hour in the fridge to blend the flavors and to chill.

Serve cold

avoid using 20 nembutol

Posted by: Kindltot at July 02, 2015 12:27 AM (3pRHP)

477 441 I've seen enough of MWNP to know this. I'm willing to side with the ex-wife.

Posted by: buzzion at July 02, 2015 12:19 AM (z/Ubi)



Oh, c'mon guys -- he's actually starting to grow on me. Would you recommend neosporin, or ichthammol ointment?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 12:27 AM (EzgxV)

478 406 Thread got fast when I had to pee. Gee whiz! Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 12:10 AM (OQ9R7)

Thank you for sharing!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 12:27 AM (Vm8WO)

479 You all have no idea what a low budget skeevy hotel room is. No idea. At all. Motel 6 is like the fucking Ritz compared to the roach motels we lived in. Hell the Impala is a good night. Until we found the men of letters bunker, that shit is awesome.

Posted by: Sans and Dean Winchester at July 02, 2015 12:27 AM (ZYfBL)

480 Nyaaahhhhhh!!!!!???

Sushi!!!! Where???

*bounce - pounce - hop*

Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom!

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:27 AM (/8So2)

481 Technically you could plug the server into a UPS unit and then move it.

There's a lot that can be done "technically". If one of those goes wrong, well, you're "technically" employed until you're told you're fired for doing something that stupid.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 02, 2015 12:28 AM (UVfht)

482 BLACK CHURCHES BURNING,!!

29 million given to 9 families.

No coinkydink.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA
****

Not all of the churches were "black" or destroyed by arson.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:28 AM (F0Cog)

483 I'm still not getting throwing a grenade...

So it would be like throwing a 16oz can of beer?

hasn't every one done that?


anyway my new science project is figuring out the new suspension bridge bikini tops they are making.

The underwire wraps up almost to the armpit but the inside 1/3 rd is like motorboat city

they are way bad ass

Posted by: moron #73 at July 02, 2015 12:28 AM (PY/7D)

484 "Please can you figure out how to beat the Cards?"
-Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 02, 2015 12:25 AM (+XMAD)

They'll kick you out of the casino for that, ma'am.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 12:28 AM (OQ9R7)

485 "My she/boss asked me once if we could put an A/C unit in a room without cutting a hole in the wall."


Well, can you? Find a window unit.
Posted by: Ricardo
----------------

Of course you can. Just haul it in there and plug it in. Wait..., did she want the room cooler? Because that's gonna be a problem.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2015 12:29 AM (9mTYi)

486 #392: I don't like spoiling plot-points, but I feel like I have to say this. What I thought was bullshit about Chobits was that the hero so readily accepted the situation he was offered.

Love is a big deal, sure, but... really? He's willing to give up such a huge part of that experience entirely, just to kinda-sorta be with someone who's incapable of fulfilling his natural and wholesome desires.

And what's the alternative, if her turns that down? Nothing changes, that's what. The cycle continues, and it's not exactly a bad cycle, either.

That's my problem with Chobits.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 02, 2015 12:29 AM (wKc1L)

487 *bounce - pounce - hop*
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:27 AM (/8So2)


Dammit! Why is the web-cam never on when we need it?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at July 02, 2015 12:29 AM (M1uf/)

488 "Thank you for sharing!"
-Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 12:27 AM (Vm8WO)

It is my greatest gift.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 12:29 AM (OQ9R7)

489 Ya know something Chi, letting us proles know who the fuck you really are would be incredibly helpful while we bat things around.

You chose to play around and be coy? Why?

Also, looking at you, Cth. Hope you were amused and it was worth it.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 02, 2015 12:29 AM (1eYr7)

490 415 A forced march with recently burned lady bits can't be pleasant!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 12:12 AM

No, really, none of the tender bits came in contact with the Nair. The area is just rather ... unsightly.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 12:30 AM (Vm8WO)

491 YOU know how to reach me too, sir.
(I think I like you more than Cooth, but don't tell him!)

It's better for all if I fade away - even if only for a while.


*trying to comment anonymously has proven to be useless so far...

Posted by: CHI at July 02, 2015 12:31 AM (ZmlhD)

492 "You all have no idea what a low budget skeevy hotel room is. "

Ha. But why do they all have those crazy dividers? WHY!?

Posted by: Lauren at July 02, 2015 12:31 AM (MYCIw)

493 Nyaaahhhhhh!!!!!???

Sushi!!!! Where???

*bounce - pounce - hop*

Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom!


Posted by: Anna Puma
****

Ummm, I seem to be missing a fin. I could have sworn it was there a minute ago. (sees Anna chewing)
Awww, dammit Anna! I needed that.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:31 AM (F0Cog)

494 Sushi!!!! Where???

*bounce - pounce - hop*

Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom!


https://youtu.be/djg4IxQblJI (sfw)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 02, 2015 12:31 AM (UVfht)

495 " did she want the room cooler?"


Cooler, louder?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 02, 2015 12:32 AM (4MB+G)

496 "No, really, none of the tender bits came in contact with the Nair. The area is just rather ... unsightly."
-Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 12:30 AM (Vm8WO)

Sharing is caring.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 12:33 AM (OQ9R7)

497 485 "My she/boss asked me once if we could put an A/C unit in a room without cutting a hole in the wall."


Well, can you? Find a window unit.
Posted by: Ricardo
----------------

Of course you can. Just haul it in there and plug it in. Wait..., did she want the room cooler? Because that's gonna be a problem.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2015 12:29 AM (9mTYi)

___________

There are portable A/C units that don't need holes in a wall.

Posted by: HUCK / AKIN 2016 at July 02, 2015 12:33 AM (0LHZx)

498 You aren't into a sleazy room until you have to pay a separate key deposit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2015 12:33 AM (9mTYi)

499 Alright, nightwalkers, I'm out.

I may even be able to convince myself to get out of bed and go to work tomorrow...

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) Ah, F It. at July 02, 2015 12:33 AM (M1uf/)

500 441 I've seen enough of MWNP to know this. I'm willing to side with the ex-wife.

Posted by: buzzion at July 02, 2015 12:19 AM (z/Ubi)

Oh, c'mon guys -- he's actually starting to grow on me. Would you recommend neosporin, or ichthammol ointment?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 12:27 AM (EzgxV)

***

Alrighty then. Be well.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 02, 2015 12:34 AM (2z4UX)

501 Oops !
491 was directed to The Slap.

Posted by: CHI at July 02, 2015 12:34 AM (McQGL)

502 CHI is out?! CHI is out?!?!

Posted by: CNN at July 02, 2015 12:34 AM (Ydaoe)

503 No, really, none of the tender bits came in contact with the Nair. The area is just rather ... unsightly."
-Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy
****

All I know is DO NOT apply Icy Hot too close to your sensitive bits. The vapors alone will get your attention...not in a good way either.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:35 AM (F0Cog)

504 There are portable A/C units that don't need holes in a wall.


Remember, you're attempting to remove heat from the air, it goes somewhere.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 02, 2015 12:35 AM (UVfht)

505 well it has been a busy week, wonder what tomorrow's news will be?

any hints on the 3rd's white house document dump will be?


Iran something for sure

Posted by: moron #73 at July 02, 2015 12:35 AM (PY/7D)

506 *looks sad all of a sudden*

Gomen nasai Tilikum-san... here please take it back

*offers up a partially nibbled fin with kwaii desu toothmarks*

Actually one time Mixx put out a comic by Tavicat called Sushi Girl.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:36 AM (/8So2)

507 While I'm normally anti-journalist, I'm glad that former CNN babe managed to adequately perforate her assailant.

D'ya think she has 'ette potential?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 01, 2015 10:18 PM (RzZOc)

She certainly seems to have the boobs for it, based on that pic.

Posted by: Blano at July 02, 2015 12:36 AM (heN73)

508 Okay, buddy. You "fade". But she'll be here when you return. Know it, learn it, love it, understand it.

Also... she's a hardass and that's just the way things are.

I'll learn to deal with your absence if you'll find reality in your sabbatical.

Love You, Brother!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 12:36 AM (OQ9R7)

509 Cranes- Future Songs (whole album)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/q7c4qtp

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:37 AM (F0Cog)

510 So been re-wathing the TV show Weeds. It's got the General Lee, Mexicans, drugs, guns, anti Bush and even a crossbow. Very moron lifestyle.

Posted by: prophet at July 02, 2015 12:37 AM (ZYfBL)

511 Remember, you're attempting to remove heat from the air, it goes somewhere.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 02, 2015 12:35 AM (UVfht)


You just have to remember to empty the hot cube tray every couple of hours. Normally ValJar does this for me, but I can manage it myself.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 02, 2015 12:37 AM (IxLzY)

512 #506: Oh, I remember Tavicat! Their "Reality Check!" comic was really cute.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 02, 2015 12:37 AM (wKc1L)

513 467 Nothing could possibly go wrong with stowing the bottle of champers in the freezer while working through a Manhattan.
::: blinks :::
Posted by: torquewrench at July 02, 2015 12:25 AM

Heh, thats exactly what I did. But I can't consume too much. I have to get up in the morning. Too much shit to get done before I start the new job.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 12:38 AM (Vm8WO)

514 G'Night, Tenther. I wish you had a blog.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 12:38 AM (OQ9R7)

515 There are portable A/C units that don't need holes in a wall.

Posted by: HUCK
-------------------

It's MAGIC!
They some how achieve something in excess of 100% efficiency. Making cool air out of hot air, and producing no waste heat themselves. Gotta love the 21st century.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2015 12:38 AM (9mTYi)

516 "There are portable A/C units that don't need holes in a wall. "


No swiping, just saying. I looked hard at those little units but they really don't do much in hot areas. Company bought one to cool a server room. Didn't do much.

I thought they an intriguing idea but in practice they didn't do all that much.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 02, 2015 12:38 AM (4MB+G)

517 anyway my new science project is figuring out the new suspension bridge bikini tops they are making.

Pics, or we have no idea what you're talking about

Posted by: Methos, giving his most serious, innocent face at July 02, 2015 12:38 AM (ZbV+0)

518 *looks sad all of a sudden*

Gomen nasai Tilikum-san... here please take it back

*offers up a partially nibbled fin with kwaii desu toothmarks*

Actually one time Mixx put out a comic by Tavicat called Sushi Girl.


Posted by: Anna Puma
****
Thanks. (grabs needle and thread)
I'd be swimming in circles without it.
There is a movie called Sushi Girl too.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:40 AM (F0Cog)

519 Find "peace" in your Sabbatical, even!

...you know what I mean.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 12:40 AM (OQ9R7)

520 489 Ya know something Chi, letting us proles know who the fuck you really are would be incredibly helpful while we bat things around.
You chose to play around and be coy? Why?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty


You're serious?
Are you that drunk? Or just that dense?

shredded chi, aka chi's sandwich - YEARS ago, it was "frankly"
Lately, maybe Bourbon Cowboy & tonight Gimpin' -

If you want my IRL name & addy, send me an email from a trusted friend, and I'll provide it.

Posted by: CHI at July 02, 2015 12:40 AM (McQGL)

521 Yep Reality Check I used to call the last clean funny comic. Alas that title was owned by Sirius and it took years for Tavicat and her partner to get the title returned to them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:40 AM (/8So2)

522 It's MAGIC!

They some how achieve something in excess of 100% efficiency. Making
cool air out of hot air, and producing no waste heat themselves. Gotta
love the 21st century.


I think they're using quantum entanglement to teleport the heat to colder regions of the planet.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 02, 2015 12:40 AM (UVfht)

523 483 anyway my new science project is figuring out the new suspension bridge bikini tops they are making.
The underwire wraps up almost to the armpit but the inside 1/3 rd is like motorboat city
they are way bad ass
Posted by: moron #73 at July 02, 2015 12:28 AM

Intriguing. Link? Although the underwire part sounds no bueno

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 12:41 AM (Vm8WO)

524 "You aren't into a sleazy room until you have to pay a separate key deposit."



You're knowledge is impressive.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 02, 2015 12:41 AM (4MB+G)

525 Not all of the churches were "black" or destroyed by arson.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:28 AM (F0Cog)

I know

But the collective is pushing a story.

There's a hot brunette working the story.

Don't fuck me bro

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at July 02, 2015 12:41 AM (XAFOu)

526 There are portable A/C units that don't need holes in a wall.

The heat has to be exhausted somewhere.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at July 02, 2015 12:41 AM (W5DcG)

527 "So now moo is our new Emmanuel Goldstein du jour I see. "

No. If I recall correctly the mob in "1984" didn't really know why Goldstein was hated - he was hated by them because they were told he was to be hated.

It's insulting to tell us we are treating moo like Goldstein. I don't hate moo, but like many others I dislike him. And I can tell you exactly why I dislike him:

1. he is dishonest: his new nic "Huck/Akin" keeps up the fiction that many of us are fans of both Huck and Akin and that is a lie.

2. He has a sneering, contemptuous hatred of socons and blames them for every Republican defeat. That offends those of us who are socons and are not willing to just forget about abortion because Moo tells us we are stupid for even contemplating that that little mass of cells might be human

3. He has bragged about how much money he has and how successful he is. I would guess that there are Morons and 'ettes with as much or more money than Moo, but they have more class than to toss it in people's faces here. The Horde is not kind to the pretentious and snobbish.

There are people who are undoubtedly wealthy who post here and people who are unemployed and struggling. You know what? I judge people by what they say and if they exhibit common sense and wisdom, not by their paycheck. Given that we live in a time when Micheal Moore is rich and a flourist was ruined because she didn't express the "right" opinion about gay marriage, riches and income mean nothing to me when it comes to determining who is a fool.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 02, 2015 12:41 AM (+XMAD)

528 Well the underwire... mobile Wi-Fi hot spot?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:41 AM (/8So2)

529 "It's MAGIC!
They some how achieve something in excess of 100% efficiency. Making cool air out of hot air, and producing no waste heat themselves. Gotta love the 21st century.
"
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2015 12:38 AM (9mTYi)

LMFAO! It is as if "exhaust" wasn't even "A Thing!"

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 12:42 AM (OQ9R7)

530 491 YOU know how to reach me too, sir.
(I think I like you more than Cooth, but don't tell him!)
It's better for all if I fade away - even if only for a while.
*trying to comment anonymously has proven to be useless so far...
Posted by: CHI at July 02, 2015 12:31 AM (ZmlhD)

Ummm Chi? Take a deep breath, use your nic everyone recognizes and just carry on. Ok? we shall all speak of the drama no more.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 12:42 AM (Vm8WO)

531 Anyway, my dog is looking at me like WTF. Gots to go.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at July 02, 2015 12:43 AM (4MB+G)

532 Well the Empire did not think exhaust was a big thing. Or they might have oh screened one exhaust port.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:43 AM (/8So2)

533 #521: I never thought about it before, but, yeah, that's a really accurate description, Anna!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 02, 2015 12:43 AM (wKc1L)

534 I know

But the collective is pushing a story.

There's a hot brunette working the story.

Don't fuck me bro

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA
****

Ohhhhhh. Sorry!
Shame about those black churches being burned, eh?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:43 AM (F0Cog)

535 Well the underwire... mobile Wi-Fi hot spot?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:41 AM (/8So2)


Maybe a We-Feel hot spot?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2015 12:44 AM (IxLzY)

536 -Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 02, 2015 12:41 AM (+XMAD)

If you weren't married, I'd woo you with cheeses from all over the lands.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 12:44 AM (OQ9R7)

537 And I can't spell when I'm tired, so really, goodnight!

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 02, 2015 12:44 AM (+XMAD)

538 G'Night, Ricardo.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 12:45 AM (OQ9R7)

539 496 Sharing is caring.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 12:33 AM (OQ9R7)

Yeah, that kinda shit would get me banned. And if my nipples aren't on the interwebz, you can bet the bikini area won't be. However, I will repeat my description of the area. It looks like cersei lannister after the sparrows got done with her. Only shorter. USMC bootcamp short. Enjoy.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 12:45 AM (Vm8WO)

540 Ummm Chi? Take a deep breath, use your nic everyone recognizes and just carry on. Ok? we shall all speak of the drama no more.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 12:42 AM (Vm8WO)


bebe's, thanks for having the stones to say what I wanted to say, but didn't, because I thought I'd be out of line.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2015 12:46 AM (IxLzY)

541 Well the Empire did not think exhaust was a big thing. Or they might have oh screened one exhaust port.

You gotta wonder how that conversation went.

Death Star Engineer: "I'm telling you, you've gotta shield that exhaust port!"

Project Manager: "I know you think it's important, but there's no money in the budget for it. Besides, it's just an exhaust port. It's not like anyone's going to target it with a photon torpedo or anything."

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 02, 2015 12:46 AM (UVfht)

542 Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 12:44 AM (OQ9R7)

I'm not married, Slap!!

Now, where are those cheeses?

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 02, 2015 12:46 AM (+XMAD)

543 There are portable A/C units that don't need holes in a wall.

Posted by: HUCK
-------------------

It's MAGIC!
They some how achieve something in excess of 100% efficiency. Making cool air out of hot air, and producing no waste heat themselves. Gotta love the 21st century.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2015 12:38 AM (9mTYi)


So they don't make window mounted units anymore?

Posted by: The Cooooool Hat at July 02, 2015 12:46 AM (7YlUk)

544 We must hang together or surely we will hang separately

Posted by: ThunderB at July 02, 2015 12:47 AM (zOTsN)

545 Night RK

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2015 12:47 AM (9mTYi)

546 -Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 12:45 AM (Vm8WO)

You'd be surprised what some Morons can do with that.

...I denounce myself.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 12:47 AM (OQ9R7)

547 You're serious?
Are you that drunk? Or just that dense?

shredded chi, aka chi's sandwich - YEARS ago, it was "frankly"
Lately, maybe Bourbon Cowboy & tonight Gimpin' -

If you want my IRL name & addy, send me an email from a trusted friend, and I'll provide it.
Posted by: CHI at July 02, 2015 12:40 AM (McQGL)

****

I see. And, not knowing you really at all, I was expected to know all this? And you call me drunk?

Give me a fucking break. You assume far too much.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 02, 2015 12:47 AM (cygkw)

548 So they don't make window mounted units anymore?
Posted by: The Cooooool
-------

Sure, but a window is a hole in the wall.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2015 12:48 AM (9mTYi)

549 Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 02, 2015 12:41 AM (+XMAD)

If you weren't married, I'd woo you with cheeses from all over the lands.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 12:44 AM (OQ9R7)


SOON

Posted by: Plural Marriage Rights Now!!1! at July 02, 2015 12:50 AM (7YlUk)

550 So they don't make window mounted units anymore?

Posted by: The Cooooool Hat at July 02, 2015 12:46 AM (7YlUk)


They sure do. I've seen them in WalMart. And next time I go to Arizona, I will be buying one. The "portables" I've seen stand on the floor, and have two large diameter flex hoses attached to the back. I guess you are supposed to snake them out a window, or else cut two 6" holes in your wall.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2015 12:50 AM (IxLzY)

551 I have a feeling that the F-35 is the new F-4, only about a hundred times more expensive.

Posted by: Thor's feather duster at July 02, 2015 12:50 AM (JgC5a)

552 536 If you weren't married, I'd woo you with cheeses from all over the lands.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 12:44 AM (OQ9R7)

cheese, glorious cheese!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 12:51 AM (Vm8WO)

553 So they don't make window mounted units anymore?
Posted by: The Cooooool
-------

Sure, but a window is a hole in the wall.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2015 12:48 AM (9mTYi)


But a pre-existing one...

Posted by: Hat O' Cool at July 02, 2015 12:51 AM (7YlUk)

554 Don't those "self contained" room a/c units still require a vent to the exterior?
Even if it's only a 4" hole, it's still a hole...
The hot air & condensate have to go somewhere .

Posted by: CHI at July 02, 2015 12:52 AM (V4S8g)

555 But a pre-existing one...

Posted by: Hat O' Cool at July 02, 2015 12:51 AM (7YlUk)


And sometimes fleeting.

Posted by: the window of opportunity at July 02, 2015 12:52 AM (IxLzY)

556 ..."Now, where are those cheeses?"
-Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 02, 2015 12:46 AM (+XMAD)

Oooooh! You mean I'd be marrying into unlimited ampersands?!?

...there's the matter of a prenuptial agreement before I offer those riches of cheese.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 12:52 AM (OQ9R7)

557 Cranes-Shining Road
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pn9a8z4

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:52 AM (F0Cog)

558 540 bebe's, thanks for having the stones to say what I wanted to say, but didn't, because I thought I'd be out of line.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2015 12:46 AM

Mutual ignoration is good m'kay? And that goes for a fair number of people rubbing up against each other (in a bad way) here.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 12:53 AM (Vm8WO)

559 *grins at PW*

Tavicat and Rikki, if you meet them at a con are way cool and fun to hang with.

*thinks*

Perhaps should finally get framed that Catreece as Ryoko watercolor she autographed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:53 AM (/8So2)

560 Great..... IS attacks Egypt's Army in the Sanai...

Not hit and run.... but full blown military confrontation...

Posted by: The Tick at July 02, 2015 12:53 AM (qh617)

561 So after a year with no word the county prosecutors are going after the woman who stole my identity. Take her to a grand jury, ask for two years

Posted by: ThunderB at July 02, 2015 12:53 AM (zOTsN)

562 example one of suspension bikini top
see link in nic

trying to find a better pic

Posted by: moron #73 at July 02, 2015 12:53 AM (PY/7D)

563 But a pre-existing one...
Posted by: Hat
---------------

The way the question was phrased, the assumption was that it was an interior room, or windowless room to be cooled.

Unpossible without a place to dump the heat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2015 12:54 AM (9mTYi)

564 Mutual ignoration is good m'kay? And that goes for a fair number of people rubbing up against each other (in a bad way) here.

If they were rubbing up against each other in a good way, one of us would be selling tickets to watch.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 02, 2015 12:54 AM (UVfht)

565
554 Don't those "self contained" room a/c units still require a vent to the exterior? Even if it's only a 4" hole, it's still a hole... The hot air condensate have to go somewhere .
Posted by: CHI at July 02, 2015 12:52 AM (V4S8g)


The portable ones that actually sit in a room, at least that my parents had, needed the exhaust to go out a window. You didn't need to open the window as much of course because the actual AC was all in the room. And I believe you had to take the water and dump it about like you would for a dehumidifier.

Posted by: buzzion at July 02, 2015 12:55 AM (z/Ubi)

566 Not hit and run.... but full blown military confrontation...
Posted by: The Tick
--------------

Wait until the Egyptians unlimber the .303's

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2015 12:55 AM (9mTYi)

567 I guess I'd better think about calling it a night, too. Pity me, for I have a whole day of work ahead of me before I get to enjoy a three-day weekend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahvSgFHzJIc

Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 02, 2015 12:56 AM (wKc1L)

568 454
385 So cooth you found the evidence that Ira caused all your computer problems right? After all that was the justification for quite a lot of behaviors that might otherwise seem...inappropriate
I don't know how else to say it.
Shameful how people get treated around here on a regular basis. Know how many nights I've come here and the word "troll" is in a quarter of the comments? Who besides those practicing that obsession want to see or be part ofthat?
So now moo is our new Emmanuel Goldstein du jour I see. What version of manliness consists of relentlessly talking crap behind someone's back?
I'm so old I remember when our current self-appointed troll cop used to have positive and productive things to post about. Better days.
We didn't used to be like this.

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 12:22 AM (YJeFl)



Yeah, we didn't used to be like this before someone dropped Java/ClassLoader on me. Or started one-trick-pony'ing every comment thread for days with a personalized attack on another poster. Or went MUMR to DDOS the entire blog.



Spare me the fainting-couch routine. My stalker was riffling through my online discover card access as late as May 31. With the wonders of POP3 persistence, he had access to every email I received for several days -- until I shut it down -- and could delete them before I saw them. I've got his footprints at other institutions. I have no regrets for anything I have said or done in the time I've been under attack.



Dragging Moo into this is a classic red herring.....let's just not stink up the joint.




And, BTW, MAx -- it's quite interesting that my assailant has significant ties to MA.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 12:56 AM (EzgxV)

569 Unpossible without a place to dump the heat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2015 12:54 AM (9mTYi)


It goes into the oceans!

Posted by: IPCC at July 02, 2015 12:56 AM (IxLzY)

570 G'Night, Prothonotary.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 12:57 AM (OQ9R7)

571 556...there's the matter of a prenuptial agreement before I offer those riches of cheese.
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 12:52 AM (OQ9R7)

I think its her ampersands that need to be protected here.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 12:57 AM (Vm8WO)

572 Good night PW.

Probably should scoot myself before we curdled by cheese puns.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:57 AM (/8So2)

573 You're serious?
Are you that drunk? Or just that dense?

shredded chi, aka chi's sandwich - YEARS ago, it was "frankly"
Lately, maybe Bourbon Cowboy & tonight Gimpin' -

If you want my IRL name & addy, send me an email from a trusted friend, and I'll provide it.
Posted by: CHI at July 02, 2015 12:40 AM (McQGL)

****

I see. And, not knowing you really at all, I was expected to know all this? And you call me drunk?

Give me a fucking break. You assume far too much.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 02, 2015 12:47 AM (cygkw)

***

Still sitting here waiting for an answer Chi. What say you?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 02, 2015 12:58 AM (cygkw)

574 It goes into the oceans!
Posted by: IPCC
--------------

A/C Thread Winner!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2015 12:58 AM (9mTYi)

575 "It goes into the oceans!"
-Posted by: IPCC at July 02, 2015 12:56 AM (IxLzY)

*HAH!*

So deep that we can't find it on our projections.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 12:58 AM (OQ9R7)

576 I must pass out. Someone needs to feed the bedbugs.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 12:59 AM (F0Cog)

577 562 example one of suspension bikini top
Posted by: moron #73 at July 02, 2015 12:53 AM

looks like a basic bikini top to me

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 12:59 AM (Vm8WO)

578 Full moon?

Posted by: ThunderB at July 02, 2015 12:59 AM (zOTsN)

579 >>>Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 02, 2015 12:41 AM

*stands and applauds*

I don't even dislike Moo Moo. He catches more than his share of shit around here, but 90% is self-inflicted. He's no victim.

Posted by: DC in River City at July 02, 2015 12:59 AM (e+1S5)

580 #559: I just had to come back and say, yes, do that, Anna! That's a great keepsake. I never did that with the awesome Guy Gardner sketch that Walt Simonson did for me, and now I don't know what happened to it and it bums me out. So, yes! Frame it, and treasure it always.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 02, 2015 01:00 AM (wKc1L)

581 564 If they were rubbing up against each other in a good way, one of us would be selling tickets to watch.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 02, 2015 12:54 AM

The 'ettes really need to build a ppv webcam empire.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 01:00 AM (Vm8WO)

582 Full moon?

No one's supposed to be wearing pants, so it's likely we'll see a few of those.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 02, 2015 01:01 AM (UVfht)

583 489 Ya know something Chi, letting us proles know who the fuck you really are would be incredibly helpful while we bat things around.

You chose to play around and be coy? Why?

Also, looking at you, Cth. Hope you were amused and it was worth it.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 02, 2015 12:29 AM (1eYr7)



I wasn't amused, he has his reasons, and I'm trying to be playful with you. If we have mutual backchannel, I'll explain offline.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 01:01 AM (EzgxV)

584 It may be a plain vanilla underwire bikini top plus fake boobs

Posted by: ThunderB at July 02, 2015 01:01 AM (zOTsN)

585 "I think its her ampersands that need to be protected here."
-Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 12:57 AM (Vm8WO)

That was my premise. My vast cheeses are widely available in her area. Ampersand mining, on the other hand, takes lives. Many, many lives are lost in ampersand-rich ore every Two Weeks.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 01:01 AM (OQ9R7)

586 CHI in all caps makes me think of an acronym.

Cheese Hunters International?

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 02, 2015 01:03 AM (+2//H)

587 G'Night, Tillikum.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 01:03 AM (OQ9R7)

588 579 Posted by: DC in River City at July 02, 2015 12:59

oh, there you are. I was starting to think you talked me into getting buzzed and then ditched my ass here alone with my re-emerged stalker.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 01:04 AM (Vm8WO)

589 CHI in all caps makes me think of an acronym.

Cheese Hunters International?


Reads better than "Craving Human Intestines".

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 02, 2015 01:05 AM (UVfht)

590 >>445 Most jaw droppingly stupid email of the day, "I was not aware that the server would need to be shutdown to move it."



You should be able to hook it up to a backup battery, like a Frogger Machine.

Posted by: Slippery Pete at July 02, 2015 01:05 AM (mme62)

591 589 CHI in all caps makes me think of an acronym.

Cheese Hunters International?

Reads better than "Craving Human Intestines".

Coochie Hunters International?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 01:06 AM (Vm8WO)

592 Oh, I also don't know what happened to the couple of original Larry Stroman X-Factor pages I used to have. Don't let this happen to your awesome keepsake, Anna!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 02, 2015 01:06 AM (wKc1L)

593 I wasn't amused, he has his reasons, and I'm trying to be playful with you. If we have mutual backchannel, I'll explain offline.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 01:01 AM (EzgxV)

***

Quite frankly, I give not a shit about his reasons. He posted it here, let him explain it here.

End. Of. Story.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 02, 2015 01:06 AM (1eYr7)

594 Just leave the refrigerator door open.

Posted by: Homer Simpson at July 02, 2015 01:07 AM (W5DcG)

595 22nd letter of the Greek alphabet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2015 01:07 AM (9mTYi)

596 Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 12:52 AM (OQ9R7)


I do bequeath my ampersands for better and worse, richer and poorer:

&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

I would even share this ampersand, which is my favorite of all time:

&

It is the perfect and most beautiful of all ampersands .I keep it locked in a safe by my bed. And yet I would share it.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 02, 2015 01:08 AM (+XMAD)

597 22nd letter of the Greek alphabet.
Posted by: Mike
-----------------

Unless you use the Metric system, then it is the 20th.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2015 01:08 AM (9mTYi)

598 We apologize for not being as tasty as you remember. Our new-found pigs and process will have you savoring every exquisite, porky bite!

We're Back!

Canned Ham International.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 01:08 AM (OQ9R7)

599 Still sitting here waiting for an answer Chi. What say you?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty


Good grief! Stop already, Man...
I really don't want to get into a dick measuring contest with you - you win! You're a bigger dick than I am, OK?

(Do you remember your first post here ever? I remember the first time I saw your name - you were picking a fight with someone.)

Posted by: Chi at July 02, 2015 01:10 AM (5S0JC)

600 Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 02, 2015 01:08 AM (+XMAD)

Then you shall have All Of The Cheeses!

*runs to Oxaca*

Look! White and salty cheeses like you've never seen!

*twirls*

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 01:11 AM (OQ9R7)

601 500 441 I've seen enough of MWNP to know this. I'm willing to side with the ex-wife.

Posted by: buzzion at July 02, 2015 12:19 AM (z/Ubi)

Oh, c'mon guys -- he's actually starting to grow on me. Would you recommend neosporin, or ichthammol ointment?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 12:27 AM (EzgxV)

***

Alrighty then. Be well.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 02, 2015 12:34 AM (2z4UX)



I was honest with the first part and hoping to bring others along, and joking with the second to give them some cover. Some time back, you annoyed the hell out of me, but when you show such obvious pride in your kid, I can't help but think you're a great dad and a helluva guy. *Sniffing* our recent problems has been a way to bring us closer, because we're both defending the blog from someone who can drop malware evil enough to scrap every machine on a network. I believe we're on the same side.



Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 01:12 AM (EzgxV)

602 Look! White and salty cheeses like you've never seen!

*twirls*
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 01:11 AM (OQ9R7)

Ah, all white and salty cheeses, my darlings, my favorites, come hither!!!

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 02, 2015 01:13 AM (+XMAD)

603 599 you win! You're a bigger dick than I am, OK?
Posted by: Chi at July 02, 2015 01:10 AM (5S0JC)

Heh. Ok, now, Chi. Follow the Love Master's gay alter ego's advice: Ignore, Ignore, Ignore.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 01:14 AM (Vm8WO)

604 Coochie Hunters International?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy

Now, you have my attention! But, was Nair involved beforehand?

Posted by: Chi at July 02, 2015 01:14 AM (5S0JC)

605 Currently Having Insomnia

Chi, I am so sorry I blew your cover. I forgot about the issue.

MWNP, pretty sure he was trying to be incognito because of whatever fuss he and SMFH had. I had forgotten about that and thought he was just debuting a new nic. I'm a retard like that.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 01:15 AM (BVDFs)

606 C'mon, MWNP. You know you're acting like a dick. Drop the posture and come back, amigo!

No need to give folks a hard time for perceptions!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 01:16 AM (OQ9R7)

607 602 Ah, all white and salty cheeses, my darlings, my favorites, come hither!!!
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 0

Girl, make sure he has plenty of good red wine to go with that cheese!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 01:16 AM (Vm8WO)

608 Hey everybody again. Back from my 14-year-old nephew's baseball game. They lost 20-7. GRRRR.

Anyhoo. So The Dukes of Hazzard is off of TVLand?? Oh noes!!! Now where oh where am I gonna get my fix of wimmin in shorts and tights?!?!?

(Besides Three's Company reruns, that is...)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 02, 2015 01:16 AM (ntObR)

609 542:I'm not married, Slap!!

Now, where are those cheeses?
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands){/i]


Oh. How You Doin'? Come around here offend? Can I buy you a drink, darlin'??

Posted by: Puddleglum, frumpy single guy at July 02, 2015 01:16 AM (VVTGi)

610 604 Now, you have my attention! But, was Nair involved beforehand?
Posted by: Chi at July 02, 2015 01:14 AM (5S0JC)

i am not involved with the organization, so I have no idea.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 01:16 AM (Vm8WO)

611 sorry I couldn't participate more tonight but I was on the phone using all my frequent flier miles to get some first class tickets!

anyway, good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at July 02, 2015 01:17 AM (2XMpf)

612 Good grief! Stop already, Man...
I really don't want to get into a dick measuring contest with you - you win! You're a bigger dick than I am, OK?

(Do you remember your first post here ever? I remember the first time I saw your name - you were picking a fight with someone.)
Posted by: Chi at July 02, 2015 01:10 AM (5S0JC)

***

Awesome. Can you quote that post please?

Classic misdirection. You fuck up, others react to said fuck up, and you are exasperated that you have to deal with your own fuck up.

See Beebes post above. Just give it up man.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 02, 2015 01:17 AM (2z4UX)

613 Whoever posted the folk songs with anime-ish illustration .. those are darn good fun.

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at July 02, 2015 01:17 AM (+2//H)

614 yay, ms tammy is back!!!!!!Want a manhattan?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 01:18 AM (Vm8WO)

615 "Ah, all white and salty cheeses, my darlings, my favorites, come hither!!!"
-Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 02, 2015 01:13 AM (+XMAD)

*prepares a roux for a cheese, potato and broccoli soup*

...With Beer!

*throws confetti*

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 01:18 AM (OQ9R7)

616 Wensleydale

Posted by: Wallace at July 02, 2015 01:18 AM (9mTYi)

617 Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 02, 2015 01:17 AM (2z4UX)

Knock it off.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 01:19 AM (OQ9R7)

618 Wensleydale

Posted by: Wallace at July 02, 2015 01:18 AM (9mTYi)


Sorry, fresh out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2015 01:19 AM (IxLzY)

619 Evening all.

A drive by short story:

For the first time in my career, earlier this evening the orchestra concert I was playing in was suspended (after the second piece) on account of a tornado warning. A rotating supercell with a hook echo passed more or less directly overhead, while orchestra and patrons hung out in the backstage basement areas for a half an hour, the duration of the warning. Then we went up and finished the concert.

Not much worse than another two inches of rain, though. No touchdown that I know of.

And, since I have another rehearsal in nine hours followed by a three hour drive, I won't stay to chat. But y'all are awesome nonetheless.

*waves at the usual suspects, fades to black*

Posted by: Piercello at July 02, 2015 01:19 AM (QhryY)

620 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 01:18 AM (Vm8WO)

Oh no thank you, lovey..... plain ol' Co-Cola suits me just fine. In the bottle, if you have it, otherwise plenty of ice, please!

And how does a girl get in on these cheese-wooing business? I am craving Old Spaghetti Factory mizithra like a boss.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 01:20 AM (BVDFs)

621 On Man's advice - I'm going to give it up.

Bebe's, Tammy, cooth, Slap... thanks to you all.
See you on the flip side.

(Not afraid to say it publicly - I love you, slap. You are a very good man.)

Posted by: Chi at July 02, 2015 01:20 AM (5S0JC)

622 573 You're serious?
Are you that drunk? Or just that dense?

shredded chi, aka chi's sandwich - YEARS ago, it was "frankly"
Lately, maybe Bourbon Cowboy & tonight Gimpin' -

If you want my IRL name & addy, send me an email from a trusted friend, and I'll provide it.
Posted by: CHI at July 02, 2015 12:40 AM (McQGL)

****

I see. And, not knowing you really at all, I was expected to know all this? And you call me drunk?

Give me a fucking break. You assume far too much.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 02, 2015 12:47 AM (cygkw)

***

Still sitting here waiting for an answer Chi. What say you?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 02, 2015 12:58 AM (cygkw)




Can you do me a favor and look @583 before continuing to escalate?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 01:21 AM (EzgxV)

Posted by: Puddleglum, frumpy single guy at July 02, 2015 01:21 AM (VVTGi)

624 MWNP, pretty sure he was trying to be incognito because of whatever fuss he and SMFH had. I had forgotten about that and thought he was just debuting a new nic. I'm a retard like that.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 01:15 AM (BVDFs)

**

Sure, I could go with that.

All it would take was a "you know me as" much earlier on.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 02, 2015 01:21 AM (1eYr7)

625 And, since I have another rehearsal in nine hours followed by a three hour drive, I won't stay to chat. But y'all are awesome nonetheless.

*waves at the usual suspects, fades to black*

Posted by: Piercello at July 02, 2015 01:19 AM (QhryY)


Stay safe!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2015 01:21 AM (IxLzY)

626 ok I give up.

I've failed to find an example of the suspension under wire bikini top(other than take a pic of my neighbor)

results are similar to the link in nic, 'cept I think she has fake hooters in the link

Posted by: moron #73 at July 02, 2015 01:22 AM (PY/7D)

627 Posted by: Piercello at July 02, 2015 01:19 AM (QhryY)

LOL, welcome to Tornado Alley, son!

Glad all was okay. Plenty more where that came from though, they usually set up a pattern each season.

Part of the reason I cam e back was to say I think jewells area had a touchdown...anyone heard from her?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 01:23 AM (BVDFs)

628 Seems like there's a lot if bitchiness in here, tonight.

Must be the Full Moon.

Posted by: Garrett at July 02, 2015 01:23 AM (mme62)

629 612 See Beebes post above. Just give it up man.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 02, 2015 01:17 AM

Dont go dragging me into your nonsense. That isn't what I meant and you know it.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 01:23 AM (Vm8WO)

630 "All it would take was a "you know me as" much earlier on."
-Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 02, 2015 01:21 AM (1eYr7)

Drop the pretense, man. Seriously. I've had enough of your shit tonight.

Remember when I told you that you'd never pissed me off?

...yeah. String broken.

Knock it off.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 01:23 AM (OQ9R7)

631 looks in fridge I have Feta cheese and shredded Italian and Mexican cheese. Plus, a 12 pack of Samuel Adams Summer Ale!!

Don't trip over yourselves ladies!! ;-)

Posted by: Puddleglum, frumpy single middle age guy at July 02, 2015 01:24 AM (VVTGi)

632 Bebe!

14 days and a wakeup!

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 02, 2015 01:24 AM (10ydV)

633 Salty white cheeses? Red wine? Baseball fan (and not necessarily a fan of my sad team, just a person who luvs him some baseball?)

I shower ampersands and kisses upon thee!!!

&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Cheese, potato and broccoli soup?

Hugs and kisses and ampersands!

XXXXXXXXOOOO&&&&&

Now I'd better stop or I'll look cheap!

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 02, 2015 01:25 AM (+XMAD)

634 Posted by: Puddleglum, frumpy single middle age guy at July 02, 2015 01:24 AM (VVTGi)

Any cotija, by chance?

And Dr. Pepper?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 01:25 AM (BVDFs)

635 620 plain ol' Co-Cola suits me just fine. In the bottle, if you have it, otherwise plenty of ice, please!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 01:20 AM

I have the ones with cane sugar in the fridge for you ! cheers!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 01:25 AM (Vm8WO)

636 I have the ones with cane sugar in the fridge for you ! cheers!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 01:25 AM (Vm8WO)



Illegal Immigrant Coca Cola!!!!

Posted by: buzzion at July 02, 2015 01:26 AM (z/Ubi)

637 I have the ones with cane sugar in the fridge for you ! cheers!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 01:25 AM (Vm8WO)


I'll be right over!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 01:27 AM (BVDFs)

638 -Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 02, 2015 01:25 AM (+XMAD)

*HAH!*

Bebe's was right! The Pre-nup was more for you than it was for me! LOL.

*grabs one ampersand*

&

There it is!!!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 01:27 AM (OQ9R7)

639 C'mon, MWNP. You know you're acting like a dick. Drop the posture and come back, amigo!

No need to give folks a hard time for perceptions!
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 01:16 AM (OQ9R7)

****

Request denied. That is all.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 02, 2015 01:27 AM (cygkw)

640 621 (Not afraid to say it publicly - I love you, slap.
Posted by: Chi at July 02, 2015 01:20 AM (5S0JC)

Oooh, Donna, you can have 2 husbands. Excellent!!!!! think of all the honey do shit you can give them!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 01:27 AM (Vm8WO)

641 624 MWNP, pretty sure he was trying to be incognito because of whatever fuss he and SMFH had. I had forgotten about that and thought he was just debuting a new nic. I'm a retard like that.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 01:15 AM (BVDFs)

**

Sure, I could go with that.

All it would take was a "you know me as" much earlier on.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 02, 2015 01:21 AM (1eYr7)



You have hurt a man whose friendship I treasure. You were warned. You were counseled. You were advised to move things to the side. Not just by me, and not just once.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 01:28 AM (EzgxV)

642 632 Bebe!
14 days and a wakeup!
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 02, 2015 01:24 AM (10ydV)


YAY!!!!!!!! Shall I bring Ace when we visit the Mouse?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 01:29 AM (Vm8WO)

643 22nd letter of the Greek alphabet.
Posted by: Mike
-----------------

Unless you use the Metric system, then it is the 20th.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 02, 2015 01:08 AM (9mTYi)


14th. Like it's also the 14th month of the year.

Posted by: Η Πολιτική Καπέλο at July 02, 2015 01:30 AM (7YlUk)

644
Mt Soledad cross saga is a mind-blowing illustration of how much the country is damaged by obsessive, constitutionally illiterate hone-grown secularist jihadis. I'd guess 95% of self-identified agnostics and atheists have no problem with the monument, never have.

The cross is actually not that big. Soledad is the highest ground, only visible "mountain" right on the coast, quite prominent from miles away, but the cross is only visible from a few neighborhoods and along a stretch of the I-5.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2015 01:31 AM (QDnY+)

645 Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 02, 2015 01:27 AM (cygkw)

Go to bed, man. I'll act like it never happened tomorrow because you're much better than this.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 01:31 AM (OQ9R7)

646 YAY!!!!!!!! Shall I bring Ace when we visit the Mouse?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 01:29 AM (Vm8WO)


I leave that to you and Gushie to plan.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 02, 2015 01:31 AM (10ydV)

647 so, the grenade advice is nothing new, and next to useless for anyone who doesn't possess or happens to be wearing current Mil-Spec PPE when they meet Mr Grenade...

yeah, that's useful.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 02, 2015 01:32 AM (yi8ar)

648 I bet half the shit-for-brains who decided the fucking Dukes of gawt damned Hazzard are a threat to society own Che Guevera t-shirts.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 01:32 AM (BVDFs)

649 You have hurt a man whose friendship I treasure. You were warned. You were counseled. You were advised to move things to the side. Not just by me, and not just once.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 01:28 AM (EzgxV)

****

How, exactly, have I done this? Serious question.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 02, 2015 01:32 AM (1eYr7)

650 649 You have hurt a man whose friendship I treasure. You were warned. You were counseled. You were advised to move things to the side. Not just by me, and not just once.
Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 01:28 AM (EzgxV)

****

How, exactly, have I done this? Serious question.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 02, 2015 01:32 AM (1eYr7)



Find a backchannel. I'm done with you in clear.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 01:34 AM (EzgxV)

651 Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at July 02, 2015 01:32 AM (1eYr7)

Get some sleep, amigo. Don't worry about goofy shit right now.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 01:34 AM (OQ9R7)

652 Good night, everyone.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 02, 2015 01:34 AM (IxLzY)

653 646 I leave that to you and Gushie to plan.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at July 02, 2015 01:31 AM

I just hook him on my purse and go. Depending on how much we drink at DCA, sometimes he gets to go for bra rides.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 01:34 AM (Vm8WO)

654 Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2015 01:31 AM (QDnY+)

It does make you wonder how long it'll be before they insist on all the headstones in the National Cemeteries being torn up.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 01:35 AM (BVDFs)

655 off link

Posted by: moron #73 at July 02, 2015 01:35 AM (PY/7D)

656 G'Night, AOP.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 01:36 AM (OQ9R7)

657 Sigh. Arguing on the Internet. Time for me to slouch off.

Later Horde...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at July 02, 2015 01:36 AM (m9V0o)

658 Gentlemen, try Otto's Beer Cheese Soup recipe on Food Network. Use 1/2 to 2/3 of a bottle of Flying Dog's oyster stout, Pearl Necklace and serve with warm crusty, maybe pretzel bread and smoked sausage. Trust me.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 02, 2015 01:37 AM (GzDYP)

659 You know, I'm really getting tired of all of the drama on the ONT. I don't care about who offended who about what, and I can't possibly keep track of it. It's like a fucking soap opera in here. I prefer the daytime and evening threads.

Posted by: rickl at July 02, 2015 01:37 AM (sdi6R)

660 Didn't read the link...surprise.
You cover a Grenade.
Anything else is just plain selfish.

Posted by: Garrett at July 02, 2015 01:37 AM (mme62)

661 Time for the evil scrum?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 01:37 AM (Vm8WO)

662 Best wishes for Lauren and babe. Night, all.

Posted by: rebel flounder at July 02, 2015 01:37 AM (Vf5rR)

663
Dunno where the other cases stand, but including Yee, did y'all know that last year 10% of the CA Democrat Senate caucus was under indictment for felonies?

You mean, this extraordinary, perhaps historically unprecedented fact didn't form the basis for a wave of "culture of corruption" media deluges? Huh. That's odd.

Oh, and while not as rich as the Yee case (histrionically stupid gun-grabber involved in international gun-running, outlandish shit), they have their own charm in that they involve the Hispanic Senate leader, and a black senator from LA.

Try to imagine 10% of the GOP caucus of a major, GOP-dominated state under indictment at one time for serious crimes. As I always say, you'd have to look hard to find the sports scores and the weather, the tsunami of press hysteria would be massive.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2015 01:37 AM (QDnY+)

664 #655: but it was a nice link!


Posted by: redc1c4 at July 02, 2015 01:38 AM (lsWof)

665 wait for it....

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 01:38 AM (Vm8WO)

666 boom?

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 02, 2015 01:38 AM (lsWof)

667 now

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 01:38 AM (Vm8WO)

668 659 You know, I'm really getting tired of all of the drama on the ONT. I don't care about who offended who about what, and I can't possibly keep track of it. It's like a fucking soap opera in here. I prefer the daytime and evening threads.

Posted by: rickl at July 02, 2015 01:37 AM (sdi6R)



Wait, what??? You're saying that the daywalker threads have less drama?!?!?!? I've been visiting them the last couple of days and it sure doesn't look that way.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 01:38 AM (EzgxV)

669 damn

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 01:38 AM (Vm8WO)

670 G'Night, Brother Cavil and rebel flounder.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 01:39 AM (OQ9R7)

671 frag out FTW!

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 02, 2015 01:39 AM (lsWof)

672 "CNN Anchor" - I guess when you've spent that much money on your boobs all you can afford is Motel 6.

Posted by: Aarradin at July 02, 2015 01:39 AM (xVRrG)

673 It does make you wonder how long it'll be before they insist on all the headstones in the National Cemeteries being torn up.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor


Let 'em try. I'll be there waiting. Nothing to lose...

Posted by: Chi at July 02, 2015 01:39 AM (5S0JC)

674 -Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 01:38 AM (EzgxV)

Dude. Shut up.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 01:39 AM (OQ9R7)

675 -Posted by: redc1c4 at July 02, 2015 01:38 AM (lsWof)

Nailed it.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 01:41 AM (OQ9R7)

676 who else here had to be pulled down into the pit after they threw their first grenade, because they stood there to see what happened?

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 02, 2015 01:41 AM (lsWof)

677 I guess when you've spent that much money on your boobs all you can afford is Motel 6.
Posted by: Aarradin at July 02, 2015 01:39 AM (xVRrG)


They were travelling with their dogs, and Motel 6 allows pets.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 01:41 AM (BVDFs)

678 >>>oh, there you are. I was starting to think you talked me into getting buzzed and then ditched my ass here alone with my re-emerged stalker.

I'm here. I'm about to grab the Kukri and return the company printer to its component molecules. Just do what I say, stupid printer! Arrrgh!

I see this thread has gone pear shaped. So that's nice.

Y'know, I'm old enough to remember when the ONT was pretty much just getting drunk, posting songs and NSFW pics, discussing guns and bacon and boobs and shamelessly flirting with the 'ettes.

Speaking of which... Tammy, how you doin?

Posted by: DC in River City at July 02, 2015 01:42 AM (e+1S5)

679 Let 'em try. I'll be there waiting. Nothing to lose...
Posted by: Chi at July 02, 2015 01:39 AM (5S0JC)


You and me both.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 01:42 AM (BVDFs)

680 659 It's like a fucking soap opera in here. I prefer the daytime and evening threads.
Posted by: rickl at July 02, 2015 01:37 AM (sdi6R)

Oh yeah, the daywalker are ALL sunshine and light and unicorns and skittles. I'd do the eyeroll icon a la Peaches but no clue how on the macbook

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 01:42 AM (Vm8WO)

681 Wait, what??? You're saying that the daywalker threads have less drama?!?!?!? I've been visiting them the last couple of days and it sure doesn't look that way.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 01:38 AM (EzgxV)


Daywalker threads are supposed to be more serioius than the ONT. So I expect more drama over that.

But the personal stuff I can't stand. Gentle ribbing from posters who are familiar with each other is one thing, but not the really vicious stuff.

Just speak respectfully and everything will be fine, even if arguing with the Ewok.

Posted by: The Multi-threaded Hat at July 02, 2015 01:42 AM (7YlUk)

682 673 It does make you wonder how long it'll be before they insist on all the headstones in the National Cemeteries being torn up.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor

Let 'em try. I'll be there waiting. Nothing to lose...

Posted by: Chi at July 02, 2015 01:39 AM (5S0JC)




Just FYI, the cell phone company sent me a text that I'm close to the limit on minutes until the billing cycle ends on the 13th. Wonder how that happened......

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 01:42 AM (EzgxV)

683 "They were traveling with their dogs, and Motel 6 allows pets."
-Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 01:41 AM (BVDFs)

His dog's name is "Boobs"?

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 01:43 AM (OQ9R7)

684 Rickl -

Sorry. I know I was a contributor to that.
And I agree with you.
I try to come here & comment only in the "fun" threads, but sometimes you get sucked in.
Again, sorry, man.

Posted by: Chi at July 02, 2015 01:43 AM (5S0JC)

685 >>672 "CNN Anchor" - I guess when you've spent that much money on your boobs all you can afford is Motel 6.



They do leave a light on.

Posted by: Garrett at July 02, 2015 01:44 AM (mme62)

686 Speaking of which... Tammy, how you doin?
Posted by: DC in River City at July 02, 2015 01:42 AM (e+1S5)


I am fine as frog's hair, thank you for asking!

I was thisclose to risking a banning, just to try and lighten the mood here.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 01:44 AM (BVDFs)

687 enlightening when you got back to the observation point and the windows there had major frag damage...

only the young should be Infantry/Cav Scout types: older folk aren't stupid enough, usually.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 02, 2015 01:44 AM (lsWof)

688 *grabs one ampersand*

&

There it is!!!
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 01:27 AM (OQ9R7)

Grabbin' an ampersand? Why, that's microaggression!!! I'm reporting you to Columbia University!

Damn, now I'll have to carry around an ampersand on my back and look all sad and victimized for months and months!

And those ampersands can be heavy.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 02, 2015 01:44 AM (+XMAD)

689 Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 01:43 AM (OQ9R7)

Tits.

The other one is Ass.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 01:44 AM (BVDFs)

690 678 Y'know, I'm old enough to remember when the ONT was pretty much just getting drunk, posting songs and NSFW pics, discussing guns and bacon and boobs and shamelessly flirting with the 'ettes.
Speaking of which... Tammy, how you doin?
Posted by: DC in River City at July 02, 2015 01:42 AM

Excellent idea! Maet doesnt seem to be around. Maybe she can tell us about her nair mishaps.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 01:45 AM (Vm8WO)

691 Good night, again. Gotta rest up to carry the ampersand.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 02, 2015 01:46 AM (+XMAD)

692 And those ampersands can be heavy.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 02, 2015 01:44 AM (+XMAD)


I will help you carry that ampersand when you graduate, dear one. I'll also happily falsely accuse anyone to further your cause.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 01:46 AM (BVDFs)

693 who else here had to be pulled down into the pit after they threw their
first grenade, because they stood there to see what happened?


I ducked so fast the instructor nearly fell on me. I could hear it go boom, I didn't need to see it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 02, 2015 01:47 AM (UVfht)

694 Just FYI, the cell phone company sent me a text that I'm close to the limit...

Don't even try to blame that on me! I didn't call you.
Sikh tried to bow out - anonymously, at that...

Posted by: Chi at July 02, 2015 01:47 AM (5S0JC)

695 I'm a daywalker with a diff nic and hash


the day walkers are more 'stable' with the posters.

The ONT i way more is the wild west. the 'regulars' seem to come and go.

like when was bomber or tobacco road here last?

Posted by: moron #73 at July 02, 2015 01:47 AM (PY/7D)

696 Daywalker threads are vicious at times. I stay away because I'm not that bright.

...but I also want to tear into idiots.

I hate that side of me, so I turn it off.

...because I'm not that bright.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 01:47 AM (OQ9R7)

697 >>>I am fine as frog's hair, thank you for asking!
I was thisclose to risking a banning, just to try and lighten the mood here.

Go ahead and risk the banning. I've got connections with very important people who can alleviate such troubles.*

So just go ahead and say whatever,,,,




*this is a lie. just shit up and roll with it.

Posted by: DC in River City at July 02, 2015 01:48 AM (e+1S5)

698 Maybe she can tell us about her nair mishaps.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 01:45 AM (Vm8W/i]

My mishap was an in-home waxing kit, bought straight off the clearance rack at Wal-Mart for 3 dolla.

There was blood.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 01:49 AM (BVDFs)

699 695 like when was bomber or tobacco road here last?
Posted by: moron #73 at July 02, 2015 01:47 AM

Pretty sure Bomber deployed again. he pops in when he can

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 01:49 AM (Vm8WO)

700 I will help you carry that ampersand when you graduate, dear one. I'll also happily falsely accuse anyone to further your cause.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 01:46 AM (BVDFs)

Hey, that's what the "sisterhood" is for these days.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 02, 2015 01:49 AM (+XMAD)

701 Sikh????
How did that happen, autocucumber?

Posted by: Chi at July 02, 2015 01:49 AM (5S0JC)

702

lawsy!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 01:49 AM (BVDFs)

703 >>
Tits.



Gotta love'em.

Posted by: Garrett at July 02, 2015 01:50 AM (mme62)

704
DC - bacon, guns, drinking? Hmmm. Sounds like a lifestyle to me.

An enduring frustration is that I can't drink while reloading. Suppose I could munch on bacon, though.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2015 01:50 AM (QDnY+)

705 " just shit up and roll with it".

DC? I love you like a Brother when I say this...

*You're Fired*

/Trump

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 01:50 AM (OQ9R7)

706 698 My mishap was an in-home waxing kit, bought straight off the clearance rack at Wal-Mart for 3 dolla.
There was blood.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 01:49 AM

holeeee shit! how do you wax yourself? I tried once. i ended up peeling that shit off cause i couldn;t do it.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 01:50 AM (Vm8WO)

707 No need to apologize to me personally, Chi. I was just venting.

And yeah, I know there's been a lot of drama lately in the daytime threads as well, with lots of loose anti-gay talk and our Most Esteemed gay member(s) taking exception to it.

I read some of the daytime threads when I can at work, but usually don't contribute, except for short comments.

Posted by: rickl at July 02, 2015 01:51 AM (sdi6R)

708 >>>Maybe she can tell us about her nair mishaps.

Hardwood wars. Begun, they have.

Posted by: DC in River City at July 02, 2015 01:51 AM (e+1S5)

709 I'm a daywalker with a diff nic and hash


Ooooh, all fancy and shit.

How you do that?

I am scared of the Daywalkers, I ain't gonna lie.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 01:51 AM (BVDFs)

710 Suppose I could munch on bacon, though.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2015 01:50 AM

Mmmmm bacon

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 01:53 AM (Vm8WO)

711 Berserker hasn't been around forever, either.

Robert quit checking in.

Thank God Merovign is back, though.

So many others MIA.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 01:53 AM (BVDFs)

712 Berserker hasn't been around forever, either.

Robert quit checking in.

Thank God Merovign is back, though.

So many others MIA.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 01:53 AM (BVDFs)

713 Someone finally made a tshirt just for me:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/pxpaxlg (sfw)

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 02, 2015 01:53 AM (UVfht)

714 "Hardwood wars. Begun, they have."
-Posted by: DC in River City at July 02, 2015 01:51 AM (e+1S5)

You're re-hired, NairYoda.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 01:53 AM (OQ9R7)

715 708Hardwood wars. Begun, they have.
Posted by: DC in River City at July 02, 2015 01:51 AM

See, you missed my story. Scroll up.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 01:54 AM (Vm8WO)

716 694 Just FYI, the cell phone company sent me a text that I'm close to the limit...

Don't even try to blame that on me! I didn't call you.
Sikh tried to bow out - anonymously, at that...

Posted by: Chi at July 02, 2015 01:47 AM (5S0JC)



I'm not blaming anyone -- I'm just sayin' that having to talk to some Morons and having to let my mom know her drives may be security compromised (though not with Java/ClassLoader) tends to eat minutes, 'cause the conversations tend to wander.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 01:54 AM (EzgxV)

717 Daythreads are usually where the good comedy is to be found.

Also, self-righteousness and Trolls, Trolls,Trolls.

Posted by: Garrett at July 02, 2015 01:55 AM (mme62)

718 >>>DC? I love you like a Brother when I say this...
*You're Fired*
/Trump

Listen, you. You try to type while drunk and fighting with a piece of shit Dell printer that is more useful as a doorstop, in addition to Pixy's hamsters and autocucumber.

You can't fire me from anything. The MIGHTY ORIOLES won tonight, snapping a serious two game losing streak. All is again right with the world.

Posted by: DC in River City at July 02, 2015 01:56 AM (e+1S5)

719 699 695 like when was bomber or tobacco road here last?
Posted by: moron #73 at July 02, 2015 01:47 AM

Pretty sure Bomber deployed again. he pops in when he can

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 01:49 AM (Vm8WO)



I saw TR come through a while back.....glad to see him.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 01:56 AM (EzgxV)

720 holeeee shit! how do you wax yourself? I tried once. i ended up peeling that shit off cause i couldn;t do it.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 01:50 AM (Vm8WO)


Child, Thor did it. We was trying to have sessy times. He likes to shave me, so we thought we'd try something new, cuz we cray like that.

It did not end well, but it was funnier than shit. The first strip drew blood and he refused to do anymore, so I was sportin' quite the look for a few days.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 01:56 AM (BVDFs)

721 711 Berserker hasn't been around forever, either.
Robert quit checking in.
Thank God Merovign is back, though.
So many others MIA.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 01:53 AM

You been pretty scarce yourself missy! Yeah miss bers. think robert's work schedule changed. Grimmy is home, so Gushie is scarce. Plus times are pretty bad. i know i/ve spent a good chunk of time lurker, not feeling like saying anything. sometimes i just check out cause I cant handle any more bad news. but with stompy boots being a fringe bene of new jobs, I'm a bit hopeful.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 01:58 AM (Vm8WO)

722 >>Child, Thor did it. We was trying to have sessy times.


Well, you did all wrong.

Posted by: Garrett at July 02, 2015 01:58 AM (mme62)

723
Don't think phoenixgirl is an ONT type, but if she or any other AZ morons are about, I think Scottsdale Gun Club has free machinegun rentals July 4th. I'm on their email list - during the depths of the first Obama gun/ammo panic, they were an obscure source of reasonably-priced ammo in the main calibers (they aren't on any ammo shopping bots or engines).

Gives me a warm feeling: "free machinegun rentals". It's just - just, so *right* .....

Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2015 01:59 AM (QDnY+)

724 >>>Ooooh, all fancy and shit.

How you do that?


*************

work computer and work internet, that locates me in Missouri or Minnesota so I can get good deals on Car insurance compared to where I actually work

Posted by: moron #73 at July 02, 2015 01:59 AM (PY/7D)

725 >>>It did not end well, but it was funnier than shit. The first strip drew blood and he refused to do anymore, so I was sportin' quite the look for a few days.

Like a sideways mullet? Bwahahaha.

Business on the left, party on the right.

Posted by: DC in River City at July 02, 2015 01:59 AM (e+1S5)

726 711 Berserker hasn't been around forever, either.

Robert quit checking in.

Thank God Merovign is back, though.

So many others MIA.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 01:53 AM (BVDFs)



I miss Robert and the TPAKTOP, and WTF happened to Berserker? Gonna try to make it up to Mero next week.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 02:00 AM (EzgxV)

727 Well, you did all wrong.
Posted by: Garrett at July 02, 2015 01:58 AM (mme62)

Ya think??

We ought not to have cheaped out on the wax.

And I should have insisted he read the directions.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:00 AM (BVDFs)

728 720 The first strip drew blood and he refused to do anymore, so I was sportin' quite the look for a few days.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 01:56 AM

You are far braver than i!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 02:00 AM (Vm8WO)

729 You try to type while drunk and fighting with a piece of shit Dell printer that is more useful as a doorstop...

Dell is so anti-gun that they once sported a link to Handgun Control, Inc. on their website.

Fuck Dell

That is all.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 02, 2015 02:01 AM (UVfht)

730 And St Patrick ( he did drop in awhile back at least) and A Liberal Reader, although I do get the band emails. I know they're touring all over the world now.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:02 AM (BVDFs)

731 729 Fuck Dell
That is all.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 02, 2015 02:01 AM

Y'all are so dirty tonight. I like it.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 02:03 AM (Vm8WO)

732 "You can't fire me from anything. The MIGHTY ORIOLES won tonight, snapping a serious two game losing streak. All is again right with the world."
-Posted by: DC in River City at July 02, 2015 01:56 AM (e+1S5)

*HAH!*

...and they shut out my precious Tribe. I'm rooting for Machado to be more of a man than the bitch he was last year!

That kid is awesome.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 02:03 AM (OQ9R7)

733 >>
We ought not to have cheaped out on the wax.



If you want it to work better, next time use Mustache Wax!

Posted by: Garrett at July 02, 2015 02:03 AM (mme62)

734 TPAKTOP

I am not deciphering the acronym at all.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:03 AM (BVDFs)

735 and WTF happened to Berserker? Gonna try to make it up to Mero next week.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 02:00 AM (EzgxV)


Perhaps he's on tour?

Posted by: The Musical Hat at July 02, 2015 02:03 AM (7YlUk)

736 So here I was trying out my oven for the first time since I moved into this apartment. Broiled some hotdogs. Smallish 24" oven/stove combo and I already know the stove sucks ass. Trying to see the "doneness" of the dogs and had to use a flashlight since there was no oven light.

Pull out the dogs and close the oven door, oh the light goes on! Nope.... grease fire.... Weeee... happy Dominion Day/Canada Day/Wednesday Morons/ettes!

Posted by: Smash'em frequent lurker, drunk, needs new nic at July 02, 2015 02:03 AM (hvRi6)

737 Wine bottle is now empty.
I'm officially calling it - goodnight & goodbye all.

And thank you again to the good 'ettes & Ron's.
Be well. Be positive. Don't change one bit.

Posted by: Chi at July 02, 2015 02:03 AM (5S0JC)

738 Best ever day thread was when some newbie got all side-ways and was arguing with 'masterbatin pete' and someone pointed out debating a guy called' masterbatin pete' was a poor career choice

Posted by: moron #73 at July 02, 2015 02:04 AM (PY/7D)

739 Handgun Control inc. that means holding it with both hands and don't give the desert eagle to the girl that has never shot before right?

Posted by: Buzzion at July 02, 2015 02:05 AM (z/Ubi)

740 Blog becomes wasteland
Manspreading in tan pantsuit
Gas leaves me bemused

Posted by: Hillary! at July 02, 2015 02:05 AM (JoIcn)

741
Garrett (or others), why wouldn't ace just ban fromabroad? Or for that matter, Hector in all his guises? They contribute nothing, and fling nastybaseless stuff thatstains the place.

Moo Moo's just a contrarian who's not usually particularly thoughtful, and gets most of the flak he gets for being a jerk. There's plenty of actual debate.

And yesterday's F-35 thread surely refreshed the HQ's legendary reputation as a Smart Military Blog, I'm thinkin'.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2015 02:05 AM (QDnY+)

742 >>
Perhaps he's on tour


I thought Poison broke up for good?

Posted by: Garrett at July 02, 2015 02:06 AM (mme62)

743 Annnddddd, the manhattans are broken. Daddy would be sooooo appalled to see me drinking manhattans after memorial day. but he never taught me how to make the extra dry vodka martinis.

Oh yeah. I wanted sweet. martinis ain't sweet.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 02:06 AM (Vm8WO)

744 ..."It did not end well, but it was funnier than shit. The first strip drew blood and he refused to do anymore, so I was sportin' quite the look for a few days."
-Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 01:56 AM (BVDFs)

*HAH!* I can totally see that! LMFAO!

I can totally...

*falls over*

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 02:06 AM (OQ9R7)

745 >>>Liberal Reader, although I do get the band emails. I know they're touring all over the world now.

Can you send me the link to Lib Reader's band? He was one of the first people I talked to here.

Posted by: DC in River City at July 02, 2015 02:06 AM (e+1S5)

746 Good Night, Chi.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 02:07 AM (OQ9R7)

747 Oh lord, Dell.

Boeing outsourced half the IT department to Dell at the site I worked at. Hilarity ensued.

Not quite as funny as when they switched all the phones over from Verizon to AT&T and could no longer get reception in the basements and SCIFs, but funny, nonetheless.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:07 AM (BVDFs)

748 739 Control inc. that means holding it with both hands
Posted by: Buzzion at July 02, 2015 02:05 AM (z/Ubi)

uh, so does that mean super drunk or super size?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 02:08 AM (Vm8WO)

749 Hector has been banned multiple times. He constantly changes his hash. Ace may not have actually caught any of fromabroad's creepy stalker obsessive shit. He can't read all the comments after all especially when he's already writing a new post.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 02, 2015 02:08 AM (z/Ubi)

750 Posted by: Smash'em frequent lurker, drunk, needs new nic at July 02, 2015 02:03 AM (hvRi6)

I did that baking bacon one time.

And welcome!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:09 AM (BVDFs)

751 I'm a woman, gosh darn it! Thank you, Caitlyn, for giving all of us hypermasculine trannies the courage to come out.

Posted by: hHh at July 02, 2015 02:09 AM (QNcbF)

752 Most of the Trolls are using multiple (Public?) Computers or Rolling ISPs.

Banning them is only a temporary solution, as far as I can tell.

Posted by: Garrett at July 02, 2015 02:09 AM (mme62)

753 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:09 AM

Thank ye!

Posted by: Smash'em frequent lurker, drunk, needs new nic at July 02, 2015 02:10 AM (hvRi6)

754 Can you send me the link to Lib Reader's band? He was one of the first people I talked to here.
Posted by: DC in River City at July 02, 2015 02:06 AM (e+1S5)


I know! I heart him so much! I invited he and the mrs here when they were talking about a vacation, but he never replied back.

Lemme get you the link, the band is called The Aristocrats.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:10 AM (BVDFs)

755 I remember when MUMR was kinda normal, then he went off the deep end or got socked like a mutha fucka

Posted by: moron #73 at July 02, 2015 02:10 AM (PY/7D)

756
Well Tammy maybe it's Russki- that's the Cyrillic spelling in Russian for "tractor".

And did ya know that Soviet sports teams had the name "Traktor" - a hangover from the crash industrialization period, when the cultural backwardness of the country and idiocy of communism also had people naming their kids "Traktor". At least the girls name "Elektra" has a classical cognate - but it was short for (I kid thee not) "Elektrifikatsiya" - which means what you think it means.

The great dissident Soviet historian Roy Medvedev's first name, in Russki, is the imperative familiar for "dig!" - a slogan from the great canal-building projects (largely slave labor) under Stalin.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2015 02:11 AM (QDnY+)

757 http://the-aristocrats-band.com/

New album out!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:11 AM (BVDFs)

758 734 TPAKTOP

I am not deciphering the acronym at all.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:03 AM (BVDFs)



It was right about the time that the fiancee and I did our trip to Saint Petersburg, Russia. In the Cyrillic alphabet, a "P" is a European "r", lowercase are just smaller versions of capital letters, and "C" is exclusively "s" while "K" can be "C" or "K". There are other weirdisms like "H" is "N".



So a TPAKTOP is a tractor.....and, once you get past the alphabet, they're pronounced and mean the same.




Now, try "PECTOPAH" -- what do you do there?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 02:11 AM (EzgxV)

759 Handgun Control inc. that means holding it with both hands and don't
give the desert eagle to the girl that has never shot before right?


You may know them under their current name, "The Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence."

Which isn't even good for a band name.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at July 02, 2015 02:11 AM (UVfht)

760 Sanders gaining steam
Jowls quivering in fear
Bowels start to loose

Posted by: Hillary! at July 02, 2015 02:11 AM (JoIcn)

761 And did ya know that Soviet sports teams had the name "Traktor" - a hangover from the crash industrialization period, when the cultural backwardness of the country and idiocy of communism also had people naming their kids "Traktor".

Strong like ox, smart like combine!

Posted by: Smash'em frequent lurker, drunk, needs new nic at July 02, 2015 02:12 AM (hvRi6)

762 >>>. Daddy would be sooooo appalled to see me drinking manhattans after memorial day. but he never taught me how to make the extra dry vodka martinis.

Your daddy would be very proud to see you drinking his Manhattan, whatever the season. And you have a bunch of drunkards that might offer advice on the dry martini.

I see no way this discussion could go all longbows and crossbows on us. No way at all. Just a friendly recipe exchange.

In other news, I have defeated the printer. It is now my bitch. And I didn't even get[/] have to use the Kukri.



Posted by: DC in River City at July 02, 2015 02:13 AM (e+1S5)

763 Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2015 02:11 AM (QDnY+)

I should have recognized that, I used to work with a bunch o' Russian nationals.

They were all mostly named Vladimir, Dmitri and Katya, though.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:13 AM (BVDFs)

764 >>Strong like ox, smart like combine!


wise like a swather..

Posted by: moron #73 at July 02, 2015 02:13 AM (PY/7D)

765 749 Hector has been banned multiple times. He constantly changes his hash. Ace may not have actually caught any of fromabroad's creepy stalker obsessive shit. He can't read all the comments after all especially when he's already writing a new post.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 02, 2015 02:08 AM (z/Ubi)


Most of the regular trolls these days use proxies to get around TB3K banning which is why Hector and Captain*Arizona still appear on occasion. However the TB3K MkII is putting a damper on their shenanigans.

And fromabroad has been on double secret probation for a while. Today he finally graduated to full-on bannation with mockery.

Posted by: Maetenloch at July 02, 2015 02:14 AM (wqVD1)

766 741
Garrett (or others), why wouldn't ace just ban fromabroad? Or for that matter, Hector in all his guises? They contribute nothing, and fling nastybaseless stuff thatstains the place.

Moo Moo's just a contrarian who's not usually particularly thoughtful, and gets most of the flak he gets for being a jerk. There's plenty of actual debate.

And yesterday's F-35 thread surely refreshed the HQ's legendary reputation as a Smart Military Blog, I'm thinkin'.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2015 02:05 AM (QDnY+)



For one thing, most trolls polymorph -- they keep changing IP addresses and routes.....until they realize that we recognize them anyway.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 02:14 AM (EzgxV)

767 762 In other news, I have defeated the printer. It is now my bitch. And I didn't even get[/] have to use the Kukri.
Posted by: DC in River City at July 02, 2015 02:13 AM

Darn, I was hoping for pics especially since my fucking hp all in one's scanner is fucking with me.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 02:15 AM (Vm8WO)

768 I spit on The Barrel. It has no power over me.

Posted by: DC in River City at July 02, 2015 02:15 AM (e+1S5)

769 Whenever a grenade is thrown at me, I just ask command the nearest intern to throw herself upon it. They are thrilled to make the sacrifice. Those millennial feminists idolize me the way teenyboppers idolized the Beatles.

Posted by: Hhhillary Clinton at July 02, 2015 02:15 AM (p7dd/)

770 MUMR was always a first class asshat.

Posted by: Garrett at July 02, 2015 02:16 AM (mme62)

771 Restoran?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:16 AM (BVDFs)

772
Thanks Garrett and Buzzion. Figured it was a technical reason, and also slippery/reactive adversaries. Actually for a place with what I assume is heavy traffic and a fairly high profile we get relatively few true trolls.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2015 02:16 AM (QDnY+)

773 "I remember when MUMR was kinda normal, then he went off the deep end or got socked like a mutha fucka."
-Posted by: moron #73 at July 02, 2015 02:10 AM (PY/7D)

He was one who would post paragraphs about scripture at times. Nobody minds that. He talked about how it pertained to modern society with aplomb. Quite devout.

He distinguished himself from people like Fenelon Spoke when he went off his "meds".

It was paragraphs of incomprehensible bullshit loosely connected with Bible passages.

...and then it all went wrong.

Multiple people asked him if "he was okay" and that sent him Over The Edge.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 02:17 AM (OQ9R7)

774 765 And fromabroad has been on double secret probation for a while. Today he finally graduated to full-on bannation with mockery.
Posted by: Maetenloch at July 02, 2015 02:14 AM

Good, we don't want the Empress upset

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 02:17 AM (Vm8WO)

775 I spit on The Barrel. It has no power over me.
Posted by: DC in River City at July 02, 2015 02:15 AM (e+1S5)


I love it when you talk all sexy like that.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:17 AM (BVDFs)

776 My wife's boss just got a Remington 1911 in .45acp.

If I can make it work I should get a chance to shoot it in August.

My Springfield is a sweatie, but have heard nice things about the remington

will report back

Posted by: moron #73 at July 02, 2015 02:17 AM (PY/7D)

777 768 I spit on The Barrel. It has no power over me.
Posted by: DC in River City at July 02, 2015 02:15 AM (e+

Thats a Marine thing, isn't it?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 02:18 AM (Vm8WO)

778 -Posted by: Maetenloch at July 02, 2015 02:14 AM (wqVD1)

Dude

Is

Awesome

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 02:18 AM (OQ9R7)

779 Whatever happened to raykon?

Wasn't he the one who'd get drunk and post lyrics all the time?

And claimed he was like an AF Captain in Antarctica or some such nonsense?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:19 AM (BVDFs)

780 Don't jump on a grenade unless your name is Allan J. Kellogg, USMC (Ret.) :


http://tinyurl.com/qesx7d9


His MoH citation is at the bottom of the page.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at July 02, 2015 02:19 AM (xSCb6)

781 771 Restoran?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:16 AM (BVDFs)


.....and what do you do there?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 02:19 AM (EzgxV)

782 >>And fromabroad has been on double secret probation for a while. Today he finally graduated to full-on bannation with mockery.



This is what happens when I have to work. I miss all of the fun stuff.

Posted by: Garrett at July 02, 2015 02:19 AM (mme62)

783 Today he finally graduated to full-on bannation with mockery.
Posted by: Maetenloch at July 02, 2015 02:14 AM


Damn it, I miss all the good stuff.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:20 AM (BVDFs)

784 ..."And claimed he was like an AF Captain in Antarctica or some such nonsense?"
-Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:19 AM (BVDFs)

I flew out of the house, once because my dog went after the neighbor's kid.

I intercepted the cute, yet malevolent Sheltie in time to save the boy.

We only speak of this amongst friends.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 02:22 AM (OQ9R7)

785 the day walker trolls have to be being paid.

they are so rote and as funny as a boil on your naughty bits

Posted by: moron #73 at July 02, 2015 02:23 AM (PY/7D)

786 "Oh yeah. I wanted sweet. martinis ain't sweet."

not so:

mint julep martini

fresh mint in the bottom of the shaker
add ice
good vodka from the freezer
simple syrup

2 shots vodka, then anywhere from a teaspoon to a tablespoon of syrup.
(syrup first freezes to the ice)
shake vigorously, then pour through fine mesh strainer into chilled glasses.
adjust mint syrup amounts to taste for bite/sweet

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 02, 2015 02:23 AM (lsWof)

787 .....and what do you do there?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 02:19 AM (EzgxV)


O Great One, in addition to it being wayyyy past my bedtime, I talk like a kick and my shit's all retarded.

I am not getting it.

I have many skills, but puzzle solving ain't one of 'em!

And don't be worried about shaming me, it's not possible. Just tell me. Everyone knows I'm an idiot!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:23 AM (BVDFs)

788 741

And yesterday's F-35 thread surely refreshed the HQ's legendary reputation as a Smart Military Blog, I'm thinkin'.
----------
The Morons here are smarter military thinkers than the Pentagon design guys. We can determine that stuffing a strike fighter with doodads like a Thanksgiving turkey and making it VTOL and compatible with ALL three fixed-wing services results in a stupidly expensive and less than stealthy turkey that makes an F-4 Phantom II look graceful.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 02, 2015 02:23 AM (ry4ab)

789 785 the day walker trolls have to be being paid.

they are so rote and as funny as a boil on your naughty bits

Posted by: moron #73 at July 02, 2015 02:23 AM (PY/7D)



.....where it's quite likely that the ONT trolls are clinically insane.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 02:24 AM (EzgxV)

790 Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 02:22 AM (OQ9R7)

You da man, even though you chose someone else to woo with all the cheeses, which, by the way, made me laugh harder than I have in a long, long time. And I laugh often.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:26 AM (BVDFs)

791 786 mint julep martini
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 02, 2015 02:23 AM (lsWof)

I think i need to subscribe to your newsletter

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 02:26 AM (Vm8WO)

792 Been a lurker, sometimes poster (formerly canforce101 from time to time) since [geeze] probably just after the migration to mu.nu, found my way from mypetjawa (which I really should visit more often but this is first site I hit when checking news/etc for the day) (back in 2003/4?ish?) (and think I found them from Misha's place (Anti Idiotarian Rottweiler) (nicedoggie.net) before then).

It's absolutely amazing to see the evolution of the blog/posters/etc over the years and I think it would be fascinating to see a compilation of memes/themes/regulars/blowups over the years. Would be a more frequent poster but I always find I have a tough time keeping up with the comments and being the OCD type have to read from start to finish.

Just want to thank everyone for all you contribute, and hope I can figure out how to participate more in the future!

Also I hope this formats with line breaks cause I hate to be that "wall of text" guy.

Cheers!

Posted by: Smash'em frequent lurker, drunk, needs new nic at July 02, 2015 02:26 AM (hvRi6)

793
Thanks for the update, Maet (and the good news therein). As I said, considering, this place is relatively troll-free.

ace today had a thread about learning foreign languages. Since we've been talking a bit about Russki here, one little tidbit I still think is revealing to many is that when you study Russian in college (at least when I did), they give you one (1) night to memorize the alphabet and basic pronunciation thereof.

It's very sound shock therapy, as you realize the next day, when you've basically mastered the alphabet, that it wasn't that big a deal. I still remember my fellow students and myself semi-freaking out when given our assignment.

I was very lucky. Started my Russian at a UC when the language departments were stuffed to the gills with native-speaker full professors - an artifact, I believe, of the language requirements that had been abandoned just a few years before.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2015 02:26 AM (QDnY+)

794 >>Today he finally graduated to full-on bannation with mockery.



Was it SomeGuy levels of Mockery?

Because that was some quality Mock.

Posted by: Garrett at July 02, 2015 02:27 AM (mme62)

795

I like tossed salad. Moo Moo's is delicious!

Posted by: MUMR at July 02, 2015 02:29 AM (1LhSy)

796
As someone has said, we used to teach Latin in high school, now we teach remedial English in college.

Excellent summation of our trajectory.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2015 02:30 AM (QDnY+)

797 >>> Restoran?



".....and what do you do there?"

A restroom!

Relieve myself.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 02, 2015 02:30 AM (noWW6)

798 Posted by: Smash'em frequent lurker, drunk, needs new nic at July 02, 2015 02:26 AM (hvRi6)

Do please stick around! I can all but assure you that you aren't the only one with OCD 'round these parts, and you will absolutely get used to keeping up.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:30 AM (BVDFs)

799 ..."And don't be worried about shaming me, it's not possible. Just tell me. Everyone knows I'm an idiot!"
-Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:23 AM (BVDFs)

We dumb-asses need to stick together. There is a limit, however, on the shit we can "take" before failing like a 2x4 under Gravity.

I'm a pliant 2x4, but I can *snap* because Human.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 02:30 AM (OQ9R7)

800 Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2015 02:26 AM (QDnY+)

I always meant to take lessons, maybe I should.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:31 AM (BVDFs)

801 787 .....and what do you do there?
Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 02:19 AM (EzgxV)

O Great One, in addition to it being wayyyy past my bedtime, I talk like a kick and my shit's all retarded.

I am not getting it.

I have many skills, but puzzle solving ain't one of 'em!

And don't be worried about shaming me, it's not possible. Just tell me. Everyone knows I'm an idiot!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:23 AM (BVDFs)



It's about 90% to "restaurant" and means the same. The answer is "eat absolutely like you've never dreamed delicious food." Saint Petersburg is the capital city of an empire that spans nine time zones and encompasses the Caucasus, an area where much of the primal European cuisine originates -- a place where all nine of the original genetic varieties of pear grow when anything in a western market is a hybrid of just three.....and where arugula is a weed.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 02:31 AM (EzgxV)

802 Ok, between the Manhattans and the 7 miles I did today its sleepy time.

Ms Tammy, you keep coming around, you make me smile. Plus i need someone to get in trouble with.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 02:32 AM (Vm8WO)

803 "Started my Russian at a UC when the language departments were stuffed to
the gills with native-speaker full professors - an artifact, I believe,
of the language requirements that had been abandoned just a few years
before."

English is no longer a language requirement at UC campuses.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 02, 2015 02:32 AM (noWW6)

804 It's absolutely amazing to see the evolution of the blog/posters/etc over the years and I think it would be fascinating to see a compilation of memes/themes/regulars/blowups over the years.

Posted by: Smash'em frequent lurker, drunk, needs new nic at July 02, 2015 02:26 AM (hvRi6)


Like a HQ wiki?

Posted by: The WikiHat at July 02, 2015 02:32 AM (7YlUk)

805 i don't do a news letter, because i'm a lazy bastard, but anyone who sends an e-mail request to my nick, with AT drunkenbastards DOT org added to it will get an Excel spreadsheet with over 400 martini recipes in it...

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 02, 2015 02:32 AM (lsWof)

806
Smash'em, don't be shy or a stranger. Just comment when moved to do so. You have "blog history" here (more than I do), so jump in. Like you I frequently am frozen by trying to read the whole thread, sometimes you just gotta pull the trigger and not worry about where the river is flowing at that moment.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2015 02:32 AM (QDnY+)

807 I was very lucky. Started my Russian at a UC when the language departments were stuffed to the gills with native-speaker full professors - an artifact, I believe, of the language requirements that had been abandoned just a few years before.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2015 02:26 AM (QDnY+)


That's funny - I was a Russian major as well (plus Math and History majors too - I blame this on indecision and having a shitload of AP credits).

As I recall within the first week of Russian 101 not only had we learned the Cyrillic alphabet but were expected to be able to write everything in Cyrillic cursive. Which ended up screwing up my English cursive more or less permanently afterwards.

Posted by: Maetenloch at July 02, 2015 02:33 AM (wqVD1)

808 Does Empire of Jeff ever come around anymore? During the day, I mean?

I always felt like he'd be the best press secretary in the world.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:33 AM (BVDFs)

809 747 Oh lord, Dell.

Boeing outsourced half the IT department to Dell at the site I worked at. Hilarity ensued.

---------

Comment 747 was about Boeing. Ok ace NOW do you believe in God? Or do think things like this just "happen"?

Posted by: Hhhillary Clinton at July 02, 2015 02:33 AM (p7dd/)

810 Posted by: redc1c4 at July 02, 2015 02:32 AM (lsWof)

well alrighty then!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:33 AM (BVDFs)

811

Well, my medical advice of 'take less meds, drink more alcohol' has been well received. remember I am available for house/boat/plane calls for select clients...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at July 02, 2015 02:33 AM (1LhSy)

812 Posted by: Smash'em frequent lurker, drunk, needs new nic at July 02, 2015 02:26 AM (hvRi6)

You done good, son. Have a chocolate milk and celebrate. It ain't easy "breaking in", but your cherry has been gently taken by some of the finer members of The Horde".

...enjoy the milk, kid. You earned it.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 02:35 AM (OQ9R7)

813 well alrighty then!

and more than a few of them are sweet, IIRC

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 02, 2015 02:35 AM (lsWof)

814 807 Which ended up screwing up my English cursive more or less permanently afterwards.
Posted by: Maetenloch at July 02, 2015 02:33 AM

Ha, taking Irish screwed up my spelling in english.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 02:36 AM (Vm8WO)

815 Thanks, I will do my best!

I just love this place, get a bunch of people commenting from a whole variety of different backgrounds united by similar beliefs/values, the place really is a (to be a geek) +10 to wisdom, and I learn so much reading here.

Posted by: Smash'em frequent lurker, drunk, needs new nic at July 02, 2015 02:36 AM (hvRi6)

816 Posted by: redc1c4 at July 02, 2015 02:35 AM (lsWof)

Don't suppose you have any Bloody Mary recipes?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:37 AM (BVDFs)

817 so Ace started a book club.

How about the ONT peeps start a 'wine Wednesday'

so next Wednesday if you are cool with it drink wine and post + post what wine you are having and what you think of it.

worth the $$, crap, some other adjative


thoughts?

Posted by: moron #73 at July 02, 2015 02:37 AM (PY/7D)

818 Does Empire of Jeff ever come around anymore? During the day, I mean?

I always felt like he'd be the best press secretary in the world.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:33 AM (BVDFs)


Ace and EoJ had a bit of a disagreement that resulte in Ace telling EoJ that what EoJ was posting happened to be unacceptable, and if he wanted to post he should post on his own blog. EoJ said OK and voluntarily left.

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 02, 2015 02:37 AM (7YlUk)

819 797 >>> Restoran?



".....and what do you do there?"

A restroom!

Relieve myself.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 02, 2015 02:30 AM (noWW6)



That's not a bad guess. When we started to realize how much shared vocabulary English has with Russian, we would joke about how we could go running down the street yelling "tiger, tiger" or "dragon, dragon" and get attention, where trying to say "I've been mugged" was substantially more complicated.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 02:37 AM (EzgxV)

820 Posted by: The WikiHat at July 02, 2015 02:32 AM

Just like that, but one of the wikis attached to this website; the one on wikipedia is a bit bland and lacking.

Posted by: Smash'em frequent lurker, drunk, needs new nic at July 02, 2015 02:37 AM (hvRi6)

821 speaking of sweet, i has moar hummingbird feeders to fill, and a new batch of crack to rescue from the pool, before the fing racoons knock it over trying to get to it.

you wouldn't believe the amount of algae that 10 pounds of sugar will support in an enclosed body of water.

hasta!

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 02, 2015 02:38 AM (lsWof)

822 Thanks everyone for the warm welcome!

Posted by: Smash'em frequent lurker, drunk, needs new nic at July 02, 2015 02:38 AM (hvRi6)

823 Sadly, EoJ don't come around anymore.
That's why we have all these crunchy figs lying around, now.

Posted by: Garrett at July 02, 2015 02:38 AM (mme62)

824 Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at July 02, 2015 02:32 AM (Vm8WO)

Always, always, always, girlfriend! Trouble is no fun to be in by yourself!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:39 AM (BVDFs)

825
Maet, serious suggestion. Why nota"what happened to?" box on the side, where the banination/mockery of the most famous trolls is immortalized for the curious to click on? "Graveyard of unforgotten trolls, with their send-off messages" or something.

Torque, yep.

ctulhu, in the good ol' days of Soviet power, when I spent my time in Leningrad, the only decent restaurant was a Georgian shashlichnaya (yep, it's easier to say when drunk) - kebab place. And the few Intourist hotel restaurants for foreigners, for the full formal Russian "bankyet" of small dishes. Ate at those a few times for variety, and to spend the $200 in rubles I got for selling one pair of Levis.

And years later I was lucky (really) to spend a lot of time in the Caucasus, and the chow was excellent (esp. Georgia, and roadside/small town stuff in Azerbaijan).

Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2015 02:39 AM (QDnY+)

826 and no to the bloody mary recipes, but i can ask others who drink them all the time.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 02, 2015 02:40 AM (lsWof)

827 808 Does Empire of Jeff ever come around anymore? During the day, I mean?

I always felt like he'd be the best press secretary in the world.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:33 AM (BVDFs)



I think EoJ got banned.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 02:40 AM (EzgxV)

828 didn't EoJ and Ace got to high school/school together way before the blog?

Posted by: moron #73 at July 02, 2015 02:41 AM (PY/7D)

829 Posted by: Garrett at July 02, 2015 02:38 AM (mme62)

He had a friend whose blog he pimped one time and the post was one of the funniest things I have ever read.

I miss him a lot, he was a riot. Does he do Twitter?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:41 AM (BVDFs)

830 EOJ is a mensch with a wicked wit, and sucks that he and Ace had that falling out (I believe it was comments in a thread regarding "yout mobs swarming stores" or something that caused it?).

Sounded like he moved to the Greater Toronto Area at some point (from Louisiana I think?) and if there were ever a meetup in Toronto (looking at you andycanuck(!)) let me know, I'll fly there for it. (I am Canuck lurker originally from Ontario, now moved to Alberta for a few years.)

Posted by: Smash'em frequent lurker, drunk, needs new nic at July 02, 2015 02:42 AM (hvRi6)

831 Ace and EoJ had a bit of a disagreement that resulte in Ace telling EoJ that what EoJ was posting happened to be unacceptable, and if he wanted to post he should post on his own blog. EoJ said OK and voluntarily left.
Posted by: The Political Hat at July 02, 2015 02:37 AM (7YlUk)


If we're talking about the same incident I think we are, it was more EoJ strenuously disagreeing with Ace and finally removing himself from this blog. As far as I know he's not banned or unwelcome here.

Posted by: Maetenloch at July 02, 2015 02:42 AM (wqVD1)

832 Can't sleep. Damned nighthawks.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 02, 2015 02:42 AM (ovEqs)

833 Don't suppose you have any Bloody Mary recipes?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:37 AM (BVDFs)


Lots of variations, but to make a good one, you gotta used infused vodkas.

Add tomato infused vodka with the strained liquid/juice from fresh tomatoes, ratio according to choice, and also a bit of black pepper infused vodka. Add dashes of Worstershire and Tobasco.

To make the infustions, cut the tomato up or freshly crack the pepper up and add decent vodka. Shake daily for a week and then filter off the solids.

Posted by: The Ethanolic Hat at July 02, 2015 02:42 AM (7YlUk)

834 Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2015 02:39 AM (QDnY+)

But did you drink the tea.

Because that shit is stronger than their vodka, I swear. It's no wonder they dilute it down.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:43 AM (BVDFs)

835 -Posted by: Maetenloch at July 02, 2015 02:33 AM (wqVD1)

Look at "Happy Fun Ball" with the humblebrag.

"I also made so much of my time that I Overindulged in Learning! ...foolishly!"

Lah... Dee... Dah...

And before you start fabricating addendums to my posts, (again), you should know that I'm pretty sure that Jesus likes me.

...enough to, you know.

Do stuff.

...maybe.

humblebragger.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 02:44 AM (OQ9R7)

836 Posted by: The Ethanolic Hat at July 02, 2015 02:42 AM (7YlUk)

Dude, you are a veritable fountain of knowledge! Thanks!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:44 AM (BVDFs)

837 So, uh, when the comments start reading like word salad, is it me?

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 02, 2015 02:45 AM (ovEqs)

838 ...and welcome to Smash and any/all lurkers.

Been way too long since we had a good old fashion De-Lurk Thread, btw.

Posted by: Garrett at July 02, 2015 02:45 AM (mme62)

839 Yeah... EoJ decided to leave. Sadly.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 02:45 AM (OQ9R7)

840 bloody mary's...

sometimes it is fun to use V-8 Juice rather than straight tomato juice

Posted by: moron #73 at July 02, 2015 02:46 AM (PY/7D)

841 I do sort of remember a dust-up, now that everyone mentions it.

I need to find his blog again, too.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:47 AM (BVDFs)

842 Please don't use an apostrophe in a plural word.

Because Jesus.

Thanks!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 02:47 AM (OQ9R7)

843 825
Maet, serious suggestion. Why nota"what happened to?" box on the side, where the banination/mockery of the most famous trolls is immortalized for the curious to click on? "Graveyard of unforgotten trolls, with their send-off messages" or something.

Torque, yep.

ctulhu, in the good ol' days of Soviet power, when I spent my time in Leningrad, the only decent restaurant was a Georgian shashlichnaya (yep, it's easier to say when drunk) - kebab place. And the few Intourist hotel restaurants for foreigners, for the full formal Russian "bankyet" of small dishes. Ate at those a few times for variety, and to spend the $200 in rubles I got for selling one pair of Levis.

And years later I was lucky (really) to spend a lot of time in the Caucasus, and the chow was excellent (esp. Georgia, and roadside/small town stuff in Azerbaijan).

Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2015 02:39 AM (QDnY+)



We had a wide variety of recommendations from locals who were in Silicon Valley.....and where you can think of going out for pizza or sushi or Chinese in NYC....the stuff you get from the provinces in Saint Petersburg was a totally different set of delicious. We did Georgian and Ukrainian and Kazakh food....as well as the "court style" that was essentially French adapted to local conditions.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 02:48 AM (EzgxV)

844 Not sure if any here like the "heavy" Scottish beers, I'm presently enjoying an Innis and Gunn (this one is a lager in a can, first time I have had it but it is decent, I usually drink their Original or Rum Finish which comes in bottle and is finished in oak casks).

http://innis and gunn.com/ (remove spaces)

Posted by: Smash'em frequent lurker, drunk, needs new nic at July 02, 2015 02:49 AM (hvRi6)

845 Garrett is right, as usual...we need to encourage delurking!

Come out, come out, wherever you are!

It really isn't so hard at all, don't be shy!!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:49 AM (BVDFs)

846 "EoJ said OK and voluntarily left."

And a damned shame that was.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 02, 2015 02:49 AM (noWW6)

847
Maet, yep there was that cursive writing, too.

Seems like we have a few things in common, Russki and better halves from the former Empire of the Sun.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2015 02:49 AM (QDnY+)

848 Hat is awesome. He's also a MetalHead, which rocks.

I listened to Alice In Chains "Dirt" this afternoon and that is another CD/Album that there is no need to skip any of the tunes.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 02:50 AM (OQ9R7)

849 EoJ and Treacher. The AoS bar fight that made me lose my commenter innocence.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 02, 2015 02:50 AM (ovEqs)

850 Dude, you are a veritable fountain of knowledge! Thanks!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:44 AM (BVDFs)


I always recommend infusions because you have a liquid with all the fresh goodness, without having to drink a drink with grit in it.

I do the same thing with toddies and mulled drinks: Use whole spices, fruit, &c. and just soak up all the flavor goodness while leaving the used up husks.

Posted by: The Drinky Hat at July 02, 2015 02:51 AM (7YlUk)

851 ..."And a damned shame that was."
-Posted by: torquewrench at July 02, 2015 02:49 AM (noWW6)

Over a theocratic fissure. It was all of our loss, indeed.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 02:52 AM (OQ9R7)

852

"while leaving the used up husks"

You know my ex-wives?
I'm sorry...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at July 02, 2015 02:52 AM (1LhSy)

853 Well, now, Treacher. He had a good reason to lose his shit, bless his heart.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:53 AM (BVDFs)

854 Not sure if any of you into metal has heard these guys, they are frigging awesome, just ordered their album from their website last week:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xkKKGziuwM

They have a track Liberty or Death (which unfortunately doesn't seem to be on Youtube) which I could see being my "song to battle" should things get to that point.

Posted by: Smash'em frequent lurker, also a Metal Head \m/ at July 02, 2015 02:54 AM (hvRi6)

855 And the Bl*zer melt down, which was probably the scariest thing I have seen here.

Hah, still can't type it.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:54 AM (BVDFs)

856 Treacher. The AoS bar fight that made me lose my commenter innocence.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 02, 2015 02:50 AM (ovEqs)


That was painful to watch...

Posted by: The Pained Hat at July 02, 2015 02:54 AM (7YlUk)

857 And let us not forget the night Tango9 ran Rum off.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:55 AM (BVDFs)

858 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:53 AM (BVDFs)

He had a reason, but he pushed himself over the edge.

Man With No Party took the smart route and went to bed. Treacher went the "other way".

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 02:56 AM (OQ9R7)

859 DC, you getting rained on yet?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:56 AM (BVDFs)

860 847
Maet, yep there was that cursive writing, too.
Seems like we have a few things in common, Russki and better halves from the former Empire of the Sun.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2015 02:49 AM (QDnY+)


Yep. We should meet up and have drinks some time. I don't think we're that far apart location-wise.

But of course this would mean leaving the bunker and <shudder> interacting with people.

Posted by: Maetenloch at July 02, 2015 02:56 AM (wqVD1)

861 Alright, 16 hours on the river cooked me thoroughly. I am off to bed.

Good Night, all.

Posted by: Garrett at July 02, 2015 02:57 AM (mme62)

862 Yeah, but Treacher was not very gracious in accepting an apology. But under the circumstances I might not have been, either.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 02, 2015 02:57 AM (ovEqs)

863 Well, I always felt like he was probably all jacked up on pain meds, which can make some people quite testy.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:57 AM (BVDFs)

864 'Night Garrett! You are one of the good ones, for sure.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:58 AM (BVDFs)

865 Posted by: Smash'em frequent lurker, also a Metal Head \m/ at July 02, 2015 02:54 AM (hvRi6)

I need to hunt your battle song down!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:59 AM (BVDFs)

866
Tammy, yes, the tea. Lots of it. With Cuban sugar (brownish, coarse crystals, like the "raw" stuff in packets at Starbucks now).

Cream of wheat. Bread (white, dark). Butter (fresh churned). Sour cream (also fresh). Cabbage (15 ways). Occasionally stringy fried chicken. Dubious beef stew at dinner. Don't recall a lot else from the cafeteria.

Would often skip lunch (and our afternoon group activity), take the streetcars to the end of their lines, get lunch at pirozhki vendors in parks (wow, talk about mystery meat, but ...... 20 years old at the time). Great way to see the city - and get stared at.

I love wild, almost violent juxtapositions. So where do we fly out from Moscow at the end of our program? Paris (!). And two days later, I'm sitting at some beautiful country restaurant overlooking a valley on the France/Saarland border, eating the best meal in my life to that point, with a German friend from the program and his father.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2015 03:00 AM (QDnY+)

867 857 And let us not forget the night Tango9 ran Rum off.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:55 AM (BVDFs)



I'm not so sure that had the same impact. I had some contact with Rum afterward and ended up singing to her a capella while she had to either listen or bail out of a moving automobile.....and that may have been the breaking point.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 03:00 AM (EzgxV)

868 863 Well, I always felt like he was probably all jacked up on pain meds, which can make some people quite testy.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:57 AM (BVDFs)


That's what I thought too but then he came back the next day to restart up the fight. So there was more than just meds going on there. I can only imagine what it was like working with him.

Posted by: Maetenloch at July 02, 2015 03:00 AM (wqVD1)

869 Only thing worse than dancing with yourself is talking to yourself... guess it's time for bed.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 03:01 AM (BVDFs)

870 T-aT, I agree. Pain puts a person in permanent survival mode, and putting up with crap goes way down on the list of priorities.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 02, 2015 03:02 AM (ovEqs)

871 "And let us not forget the night Tango9 ran Rum off."
-Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:55 AM (BVDFs)

When TangoNine starts "pushing the envelope", I'm not worried. He usually tones down. There are times when I intentionally Press His Buttons to get the usual... "I forget that most people don't care as much as me."

...out of him.

I apologized to him once, but he kept that same "edgy" tone.

He's another one that "Goes There" and I'll indulge him to a point. He's a defender through-and-through, but I'm an instigator by nature.

Keep pressing that button and I'll find yours. It isn't that hard most of the time. Your text will tell your tale.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 03:03 AM (OQ9R7)

872 Posted by: Maetenloch at July 02, 2015 03:00 AM (wqVD1)

Oh, it can be a long-term thing.

Not defending him, just that it seemed so irrational.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 03:03 AM (BVDFs)

873 Hurry Toba, do it again. A thinning is certainly in order.

Posted by: goon at July 02, 2015 03:03 AM (gy5kE)

874 I need to hunt your battle song down!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:59 AM


Once the album arrives I'll see if I can put up a youtube video with it and will post the link.

Posted by: Smash'em frequent lurker, also a Metal Head \m/ at July 02, 2015 03:03 AM (hvRi6)

875 G'Nighy. Garett.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 03:04 AM (OQ9R7)

876 Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2015 03:00 AM (QDnY+)

Oh, I'm jealous! Not so much of Paris, but all your rattling around in general.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 03:04 AM (BVDFs)

877 Only thing worse than dancing with yourself is talking to yourself... guess it's time for bed.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 03:01 AM (BVDFs)


Both better than playing Russian roulette with yourself...

A little mood music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTMe1vhUxh0

Posted by: The Dirty Hat at July 02, 2015 03:04 AM (7YlUk)

878 Been a while since Berserker (sp) has posted hope all is well with him.

Posted by: Smash'em frequent lurker, also a Metal Head \m/ at July 02, 2015 03:05 AM (hvRi6)

879 Metal heads. A natural conservative constituency if you ask me.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 02, 2015 03:06 AM (ovEqs)

880 Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 03:03 AM (OQ9R7)

Oh hell yea, and I think he gets pissy when he drinks. I see that a fair bit here!

But I like him a lot.

And cooth, I think Rum just found other entertainment, I'm sure your serenade didn't cause anything, lol.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 03:06 AM (BVDFs)

881 807 As I recall within the first week of Russian 101 not only had we learned the Cyrillic alphabet but were expected to be able to write everything in Cyrillic cursive. Which ended up screwing up my English cursive more or less permanently afterwards.

Posted by: Maetenloch at July 02, 2015 02:33 AM (wqVD1)


Heh. I took Russian in high school and I found that cursive Cyrillic only helped my overall handwriting capability. However, I should note that my English cursive skills peaked during 2nd grade while attending a Catholic school and promptly took a dive upon transferring to a public school--where I was *forbidden* to write in cursive for the next two years.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik in a lace wig at July 02, 2015 03:06 AM (EHU9F)

882
Oh, and the bread, butter, and sour cream were spectacular. Virtues ofa (much) less "advanced" consumer economy. Everything was fresh-made.

And while Russia's not a "food" country, as those things go, the sad history post-1917 has some responsibility too. In 1987, I ate at the first private restaurant in the Soviet Union ("67 Kropotkin Street"?). Excellent stuff I'd never had or heard of. Smoked chicken, fish, veggies. This was all traditional Russian cooking that had gone underground during the privation and idiocy of Soviet rule.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2015 03:06 AM (QDnY+)

883 Posting as a thumb in the eye of those who seek to try to censor history.

https://youtu.be/z9n9twv_bUo

Posted by: Smash'em frequent lurker, also a Metal Head \m/ at July 02, 2015 03:07 AM (hvRi6)

884 Posted by: goon at July 02, 2015 03:03 AM (gy5kE)

We have a Who-ster among us!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 03:07 AM (BVDFs)

885 Garrett is right, as usual...we need to encourage delurking!

Come out, come out, wherever you are!

It really isn't so hard at all, don't be shy!!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 02:49 AM (BVDFs)

I usually get here late and spend so much time reading so many posts, ain't got time to add my own 2 cents most of the time.

Posted by: Blano at July 02, 2015 03:08 AM (heN73)

886 Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik in a lace wig at July 02, 2015 03:06 AM (EHU9F)

Be honest now, are all y'all delurking cuz you thought I was leaving? Cuz I will absolutely leave if that's the case, but I did want to say hello and welcome!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 03:09 AM (BVDFs)

887 Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik in a lace wig at July 02, 2015 03:06 AM (EHU9F)

Be honest now, are all y'all delurking cuz you thought I was leaving? Cuz I will absolutely leave if that's the case, but I did want to say hello and welcome!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 03:09 AM (BVDFs)

888 Metal heads. A natural conservative constituency if you ask me.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 02, 2015 03:06 AM (ovEqs)


Familiar with #MetalGate?

Gramsci Goes Metal

http://preview.tinyurl.com/q5tlcjm

Posted by: The Metal Hat \m/ at July 02, 2015 03:09 AM (7YlUk)

889 880 Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 03:03 AM (OQ9R7)

Oh hell yea, and I think he gets pissy when he drinks. I see that a fair bit here!

But I like him a lot.

And cooth, I think Rum just found other entertainment, I'm sure your serenade didn't cause anything, lol.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 03:06 AM (BVDFs)



As I noted, we've kept in some touch -- I'm not that worried. But she may be the only moron who has heard me sing.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 03:10 AM (EzgxV)

890 Posted by: Blano at July 02, 2015 03:08 AM (heN73)

But you make good use of your two cents when you do!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 03:10 AM (BVDFs)

891
Yes, Maet, would be nice. I'm down in America's Finest City - I think Jay Guevara is here as well, but not sure, haven't confirmed that with him. You're up north, I'm guessing?

Might be getting up that way for a hockey tournament in July.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2015 03:10 AM (QDnY+)

892 Metal Hat. No I have not heard of it. Will check it out.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 02, 2015 03:11 AM (ovEqs)

893 Tammy.

Psst.

I have Mizithra.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 02, 2015 03:12 AM (bLnSU)

894 Okay... nobody saw my stupid "Ette" t-shirt drawings from the previous post?

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 03:12 AM (OQ9R7)

895 But you make good use of your two cents when you do!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 03:10 AM (BVDFs)

Thank you very much!! : )

Posted by: Blano at July 02, 2015 03:13 AM (heN73)

896 Mero!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 03:13 AM (EzgxV)

897 Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2015 03:06 AM (QDnY+)

I haven't had a chance to try much Russian food, but I know they got tired of sandwiches at lunch meetings.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 03:13 AM (BVDFs)

898 I looked in earlier, but people were throwing things, and other things were on fire.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 02, 2015 03:13 AM (bLnSU)

899 Metal Hat. No I have not heard of it. Will check it out.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 02, 2015 03:11 AM (ovEqs)


Listening to the YouTube songs on that post again...

Posted by: \m/ The Metal Hat \m/ at July 02, 2015 03:14 AM (7YlUk)

900
Maet I assume you can see my contact email from my postings? If so please send me yours (sorry, cannot find/remember your AOS contact email).

Only morons I've traded mail with so far are Vendette and Weirddave (giving him an idea for a gun thread).

Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2015 03:14 AM (QDnY+)

901 And there's Aero-Karo Merovign!

...screw your syllabic "norms".

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 03:14 AM (OQ9R7)

902 I have Mizithra.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 02, 2015 03:12 AM (bLnSU)



I am afraid to ask what it's gonna cost me!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 03:14 AM (BVDFs)

903 Metal heads. A natural conservative constituency if you ask me.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 02, 2015 03:06 AM (ovEqs)



Oh hell yeah.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 03:16 AM (BVDFs)

904 I looked in earlier, but people were throwing things, and other things were on fire.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 02, 2015 03:13 AM (bLnSU)


BeBe came in with her new buzz cut and distracted them for us!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 03:17 AM (BVDFs)

905 I have given cheese to Ettes before, I have! For frees!

And hellow Cooth and Slap, too.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 02, 2015 03:17 AM (bLnSU)

906 Speaking of Metal... it has been awhile since Berserker checked-in. Besides Hat, he was the only one to get Man-O-War references.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 03:17 AM (OQ9R7)

907 nobody saw my stupid "Ette" t-shirt drawings from the previous post?
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 03:12 AM (OQ9R7)

No, how cool is that! I need to go check it out.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 03:18 AM (BVDFs)

908 BeBe can be distracting!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 02, 2015 03:18 AM (bLnSU)

909 "This was all traditional Russian cooking that had gone underground during the privation and idiocy of Soviet rule."

I remember seeing the percentages of foodstuff production on private plots versus the official _kolkhozes_ in the USSR back in the day. Mindblowing, the more so when one contemplates the colossal disparaties in acreage.

Posted by: torquewrench at July 02, 2015 03:18 AM (noWW6)

910 Howdy, Sir!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 03:18 AM (OQ9R7)

911 Yes, way too long.

Hopefully , he IS touring and that's all it is.

I kind of hate how we know each other so well, yet it's so easy to lose the connection.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 03:19 AM (BVDFs)

912
897 Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2015 03:06 AM (QDnY+)

I haven't had a chance to try much Russian food, but I know they got tired of sandwiches at lunch meetings.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 03:13 AM (BVDFs)



The Hermitage is much bigger and deeper than you think going in [and how does that figure into Russian history?!?!?], but while you're exploring it, the flesh can only do so much, so you go to the Hermitage cafe.....



And they have these little flatbread with salmon, sprig of dill and squeeze of lemon things.....they're totally delicious.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 03:20 AM (EzgxV)

913 http://geekdad.com/2015/06/hp-sprout-artists/

Eventually, and soon, you will be able to print parts for your classic cars.

Eventually I will have a new car.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 02, 2015 03:20 AM (bLnSU)

914 Crap, Piercello's storm has dropped south. Lightning is getting bad, I should turn off my computer.

Good night!

Many welcomes to our newly delurked!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 03:21 AM (BVDFs)

915
Tammy, I feel very lucky to have gotten out a bit on the planet. So far the list still has an exotic/WTF element to it, owing to most of this being work-related (war zones and other effed-up places). For example, never been to Hawaii, but familiar with every dusty forgotten backwater of Azerbaijan.

And possibly my best vacation ever was, no s**t, to Eritrea.

But, as Claude Rains' British diplomat character says of Peter O'Toole as Lawrence of Arabia, to some extent I have "a funny sense of fun".

Posted by: rhomboid at July 02, 2015 03:21 AM (QDnY+)

916 906 Speaking of Metal... it has been awhile since Berserker checked-in. Besides Hat, he was the only one to get Man-O-War references.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 03:17 AM


And my axe!

https://youtu.be/gJHPMXmTSco

Posted by: Smash'em, with lame LOTR reference at July 02, 2015 03:21 AM (hvRi6)

917 905 I have given cheese to Ettes before, I have! For frees!

And hellow Cooth and Slap, too.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 02, 2015 03:17 AM (bLnSU)



Howdy, howdy!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 03:22 AM (EzgxV)

918 887 Be honest now, are all y'all delurking cuz you thought I was leaving? Cuz I will absolutely leave if that's the case, but I did want to say hello and welcome!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 03:09 AM (BVDFs)


Nah. I'm one of the day-lurkers who can't seem to get to sleep tonight.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik in a lace wig at July 02, 2015 03:23 AM (EHU9F)

919 Posted by: torquewrench at July 02, 2015 03:18 AM (noWW6)

^^^...And this fuckin' Guy! I keep checking to see if he gets something wrong and there's no impeaching his shit.

I've differed in opinion, but I cannot find a reason for it.

Screw You "Always Right-Guy!"

...and by that I mean *cheers!*

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 03:23 AM (OQ9R7)

920 908 BeBe can be distracting!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 02, 2015 03:18 AM (bLnSU)



No kidding.

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 03:23 AM (EzgxV)

921 Merovign... You can borrow my cheese anytime, amigo!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 03:24 AM (OQ9R7)

922 Just read the metal story. Thanks Metal Hat. My son is a very, very good metal drummer, so I get to hang around with the musicians. To a person they are standup, hardworking people. And smart as all get out. They are also pretty anti-authoritarian and have pretty good bullshit detectors. And they like pot. A lot. \m/

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at July 02, 2015 03:25 AM (ovEqs)

923 Well you did leave me plenty to read...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 02, 2015 03:25 AM (b2cFu)

924 Off, damned lace wig! Off, I say!

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 02, 2015 03:25 AM (EHU9F)

925 923 Well you did leave me plenty to read...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 02, 2015 03:25 AM (b2cFu)




How are you doin'?

Posted by: cthulhu at July 02, 2015 03:26 AM (EzgxV)

926 887 Be honest now, are all y'all delurking cuz you thought I was leaving? Cuz I will absolutely leave if that's the case, but I did want to say hello and welcome!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at July 02, 2015 03:09 AM (BVDFs)


Haha, nope full of piss and vinegar (and alcohol) tonight! No need to leave, and thanks again for the welcome!

And noticing people are a bit down about things around us these days. Keep up the fight, keep the faith we will win this thing! There will be bad times but in the end we will prevail!

Posted by: Smash'em, with lame LOTR reference at July 02, 2015 03:26 AM (hvRi6)

927 My car is used, but I always obtain cheese on the new market.

It's like flashlights.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 02, 2015 03:28 AM (bLnSU)

928 This is the United States of America.
The Tenth Amendment will prevail one way or another.
Article V is one way.
The Second Amendment is another.

Lord, find our way between.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 03:28 AM (OQ9R7)

929 ..."It's like flashlights."
-Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 02, 2015 03:28 AM (bLnSU)

*HAH!*

Camembert ages better than flashlights.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 03:30 AM (OQ9R7)

930 894 Okay... nobody saw my stupid "Ette" t-shirt drawings from the previous post?

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 03:12 AM (OQ9R7)


I prefer the "quick" version of the two.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 02, 2015 03:33 AM (EHU9F)

931 I'm really not one much for skoojey cheeses, except cream cheese and capricho de cabra.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 02, 2015 03:36 AM (bLnSU)

932 I'm doing, cooth, I'm doing. Sorry to see the Terminator hash go.

Mrs. Crank had a conversation with the IRS this evening, she said she barely understood half of what they said but I think it comes down to if I give them every piece of financial information in existence on us, then they will only hold the sword over my finances instead of swinging it...

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 02, 2015 03:40 AM (b2cFu)

933 Sorry... heard the dog jingle up the stairs, (which never happens), she needed to go out for some reason.

I guess we're both getting old.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 03:42 AM (OQ9R7)

934 "I prefer the "quick" version of the two."
-Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at July 02, 2015 03:33 AM (EHU9F)

They were both crap, but thanks for checking them out!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 03:44 AM (OQ9R7)

935 Was nice to de-lurk, hopefully will do so more in the future.

Time to hit the hay. Gnight Horde!

Posted by: Smash'em at July 02, 2015 03:47 AM (hvRi6)

936 "I'm really not one much for skoojey cheeses, except cream cheese and capricho de cabra."
-Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 02, 2015 03:36 AM (bLnSU)

Offer the 'Ettes bacons and cheeses. I've found it monumentally effective.

*shoves gruyere through USB port*

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 03:48 AM (OQ9R7)

937 G'Night, Smash 'em.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 03:49 AM (OQ9R7)

938 -Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 02, 2015 03:40 AM (b2cFu)

How's the "forced adoption" coming along, Sir? You going to be all-right?

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 03:50 AM (OQ9R7)

939 Well, finished up my duties of Peer Review. Not a positive recommendation...

Posted by: The Elemental Hat at July 02, 2015 03:51 AM (7YlUk)

940 Well, Slap, that has been a pleasant surprise. No sass or backtalking, helpful with chores around the house. The concept that this is truly her last chance appears to have sunk in.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 02, 2015 03:55 AM (b2cFu)

941 "Well, finished up my duties of Peer Review. Not a positive recommendation..."
-Posted by: The Elemental Hat at July 02, 2015 03:51 AM (7YlUk)

Sometimes reality meets "cleanup".

http://tinyurl.com/k8vqe5q

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 03:56 AM (OQ9R7)

942 -Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 02, 2015 03:55 AM (b2cFu)

Dear Lord let that continue! Best freaking thing I've heard all night! Awesome!

Here's to you and your wife and all you do for those who need that Love!!!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 03:58 AM (OQ9R7)

943 There is a way to cool a room without penetrations in the walls -- I think the rig was featured a few weeks back on an ONT -- Basically, a cooler full of ice and a fan, a little duct work and some duct tape, and viola...

Humidity? What humidity? You said cooler, not dry and cooler.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 02, 2015 03:59 AM (vNUIf)

944 I have to go sleepy-bobos (late again).

But I think it's funny that Gurgle Play Store's "Recommended Tools" for me are for rooting and loading new ROMs.

Oh, they've been keeping track all right.

I actually lost a tablet around the house and I don't care, I have so many others.

Still mad about the one that "disappeared" at the TSA checkpoint.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at July 02, 2015 04:00 AM (bLnSU)

945 Electronic Fear the "Watching You" G'Night, Mero.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 04:04 AM (OQ9R7)

946 They're not watching you, nor are they stealing form you.

...except when they are.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 04:05 AM (OQ9R7)

947 Night all.

Going to get some reading in on some fantasy novel centered around... medieval economics.

Here is "Wrong Side of Heaven" by Five Fingered Death Punch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_l4Ab5FRwM

Posted by: The Political Hat at July 02, 2015 04:05 AM (7YlUk)

948 Good Tinfoil!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 04:06 AM (OQ9R7)

949 Nicely played, Hat! G'Night, amigo!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 04:06 AM (OQ9R7)

950 ..."from" you.

*punches the drunkest of the fingers*

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 04:08 AM (OQ9R7)

951 Now that I have this place to myself, I'm putting up a gazebo in that corner.

It'll offset The Barrel.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 04:09 AM (OQ9R7)

952 Here it comes, folks -- two articles currently up at Lucianne:

1. Gay teacher sues Catholic school for discrimination

2. Episcopalians vote to allow gay weddings in their churches

Here Comes The Pride

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 02, 2015 04:11 AM (vNUIf)

953 Oh, Slap, you're never alone. Not here.

Okay. Break's over? *maniacal laughter*

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 02, 2015 04:12 AM (b2cFu)

954 *HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 04:23 AM (OQ9R7)

955 Okay... I get to go to bed now. Prayers for you Crank as I "slip into dreamland."

Read: Fell on the floor.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at July 02, 2015 04:26 AM (OQ9R7)

956 Night Slap

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 02, 2015 04:27 AM (b2cFu)

957 "He'll survive but the same thing isn't true of an average person who dares to say the same things that Trump has said."

The average person doesn't say the idiotic things Trump says, not because the average person lacks the freedom to do so, but because the average person doesn't have Trump's garish ego and utterly tasteless sense of irresponsibility.

We who are not Trump are not MISSING something by Being Not Trump. Being Not Trump is a gift each of us has received, and we should not only be grateful for that gift, but state that gratitude publicly.

Posted by: Wax the Jungle Hog at July 02, 2015 04:29 AM (lqeGC)

958 Heh, took about 90 minutes to read ~900 comments. Quite the furball earlier, and sorry I missed chi..

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 02, 2015 04:46 AM (b2cFu)

959 Think I'll attend the Burning Man so I can have a chat with Moses.

Posted by: Jeb Bush at July 02, 2015 04:56 AM (mG3Qj)

960 + 40

Posted by: = 1000 at July 02, 2015 05:08 AM (p7dd/)

961 957 Trump uses the exact tactics the left uses but unlike the rest of us he can afford the loss of employment

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 05:12 AM (YJeFl)

962 Trump may be a joker but he's not a gopEr. Wait and see how the Primaries go.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 02, 2015 05:24 AM (RQ2Z6)

963 962 Hey Tim you've been a productive and positive presence here lately

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 05:28 AM (YJeFl)

964 Hey MAx,

Who me? A positive presence?

I will say I am glad you are back and posting.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 02, 2015 05:33 AM (RQ2Z6)

965 We who are not Trump are not MISSING something by Being Not Trump.

I am missing the 9B dollars ...

Posted by: Jean at July 02, 2015 05:33 AM (ztOda)

966 I'm missing the $9Billion and the hair. Being bald does have certain advantages, Like saving money on Combs and Shampoo.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 02, 2015 05:39 AM (RQ2Z6)

967 Did you guys steal that picture of me playing strip Magic The Gathering Cards from my cell at the moron meetup or did it get free on the internet?

Posted by: Jean at July 02, 2015 05:39 AM (ztOda)

968 It also lends to getting gag gifts from family to.

Like a can of Turtle Wax with a home printed label over the original.

I still have my can "Michael Jordan's Bald be Bright" on a shelf.

Priceless.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 02, 2015 05:42 AM (RQ2Z6)

969 Tim, the hair I got. The eastern european super models seemed to be missing when I got out of bed this morning, maybe they went out for breakfast.

Posted by: Jean at July 02, 2015 05:48 AM (ztOda)

970
Hey Jean it's nice to have you too.
I just can't handle the viciousness vibe. Well, I can but I see no reason to.
You two are very lovely and while it may not be crowded here now I gotta say it's like sitting in a peaceful garden to me. Worth doing.

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 05:48 AM (YJeFl)

971 Yule be rockin' the look, Tim

Posted by: Studebaker Nash at July 02, 2015 05:49 AM (65eq2)

972 Too bad Muldoon is probably sleeping...

Posted by: Studebaker Nash at July 02, 2015 05:53 AM (65eq2)

973 I wonder if Rodney Dangerfield could have a career these days

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 05:59 AM (YJeFl)

974 *Yawn*. Good morning, Morons of all gender and species identifications. Did I miss anything?

Actually, just caught up on the last 200 posts. I was never into metal, but Larry Correia (conservative author of the Monster Hunter International books and International Lord of Hate of the Evil Legion of Evil), linked to a youtube of a song called Inis Mona by a group called Eluveitie, and it was good. The best part is, they use bagpipes with a frickin' goat skull on them. So, goat skull bagpipes ftw. Now to get moar coffee, but for your listening pleasure, Inis Mona:

http://youtu.be/ iijKLHCQw5o

Posted by: Agent J at July 02, 2015 06:00 AM (ueOgE)

975 Chris Squire (R.I.P.) on meeting Hendrix.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo-lBnTc3So

Posted by: Studebaker Nash at July 02, 2015 06:02 AM (65eq2)

976 Can I suggest a visit to the Political Hat? Worth a trip-

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 06:03 AM (YJeFl)

977 Dangerfield? Probably since most of his humor was self deprecating.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 02, 2015 06:08 AM (Vyg9x)

978
The Last Refuge (Conservative Treehouse)
Weasel Zippers
House of Eratosthanes
Belmont Club
Sultan Knish
American Digest
The Other McCain
Gateway Pundit
Vox Popoli
Moonbattery
xbradtc
Weaponsman
Sippican Cottage
Victor Davis Hanson
try something fresh, kids!

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 06:11 AM (YJeFl)

979 977 It's triggering!!!

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 06:12 AM (YJeFl)

980 Gotta go get a Kitteh trap today. We have a 2-3 year old Tom thats been hanging around the Farm for about a month. Showed up thin and scraggly.

Been feeding him so he is gaining weight. Won't let anyone near him though.

Want to get him shots and Tags though.

Poor Guy deserves a break. Looks like he had a run in with a coyote.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 02, 2015 06:14 AM (Vyg9x)

981 Only time I read Zippers is when I want my blood to boil.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 02, 2015 06:16 AM (Vyg9x)

982 Don Rickles?
"Mr. Warmth"

Posted by: Studebaker Nash at July 02, 2015 06:20 AM (65eq2)

983 Belmont Club FTW!

Posted by: Studebaker Nash at July 02, 2015 06:21 AM (65eq2)

984 @982

Would probably be murdered on stage by deranged sj wankers and then applauded by the twatteratii.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 02, 2015 06:23 AM (Vyg9x)

985 Here's Mr Warmth on Johnny Carson
https://youtu.be/T2o8_-GbMJ4

Posted by: Studebaker Nash at July 02, 2015 06:26 AM (65eq2)

986 I hate Illinois Nazis

Posted by: Studebaker Nash at July 02, 2015 06:34 AM (65eq2)

987 Anyone know off hand if the Bulgarian Language uses Greek letters or Cyrillic?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 02, 2015 06:36 AM (6yehy)

988 Illinois Nazis
https://youtu.be/ktmNEWwH69s

Posted by: Studebaker Nash at July 02, 2015 06:37 AM (65eq2)

989 987 If I knew that i wouldn't tell anyone

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 06:39 AM (YJeFl)

990 Bulgarian Alphabet.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bulgarska_Azbuka.png

Posted by: Studebaker Nash at July 02, 2015 06:40 AM (65eq2)

991 981 So what do you like?

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 06:44 AM (YJeFl)

992 983 What else you like?

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 06:44 AM (YJeFl)

993 @986

I'm not to fond of them either.

@989

Why not?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 02, 2015 06:46 AM (GoyxN)

994 I haz all teh links ready. Since the first thread is going late what say the Hoard if I put teh links up now?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 06:48 AM (GpgJl)

995 Nazis are hateful, but then so is the New York Times.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at July 02, 2015 06:50 AM (I0sxh)

996 995 At least the Nazis were self-aware and not deceitful about who they were and what they were trying to accomplish

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 06:52 AM (YJeFl)

997 But then most of the MFM is hateful too.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at July 02, 2015 06:52 AM (I0sxh)

998 994 Fine idea and that gets us over 1000

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 06:52 AM (YJeFl)

999 one of you newbies want to take us to 1K???

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 06:53 AM (YJeFl)

1000 Good Morning Morons. Today is Thursday, July 02, 2015. On this day in 1897 Guglielmo Marconi obtained a patent for the radio in London. Widespread use of the radio for commercial broadcasting began in the 20s.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 06:53 AM (GpgJl)

1001 ahaa; it was an olde!

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 06:54 AM (GpgJl)

1002 Baltimore hits a milestone.....144 homicides...for midyear....not many arrests, don't know why?

Posted by: Colin at July 02, 2015 06:54 AM (WQLtV)

1003 McConehead is making mouth noises at Obama over his caving to Iran and giving them an extension.


http://fxn.ws/1Ny3Rfk

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 06:54 AM (GpgJl)

1004 Muzzie savages execute 74 children. But Bush said it was a peaceful religion.


http://fxn.ws/1Jz2ITa

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 06:54 AM (GpgJl)

1005 CA cities said to have greatly reduced water usage. How about sending a few million illegals back to Mexico. That would save a whole lot of water. And tell the greens to eat shit and die over stupid crap like the delta smelt and others.


http://fxn.ws/1FTukO7

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 06:55 AM (GpgJl)

1006 A stupid marketing idea whose time has not come. A cell phone case shaped like a gun sticking out of your pocket. Pardon me while I pull this out.


http://fxn.ws/1gc7nkc

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 06:55 AM (GpgJl)

1007 The New York Times is run by hateful people and a hateful Mexican bazzillonaire owns it.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at July 02, 2015 06:55 AM (I0sxh)

1008 Macy's is now hitting Trump with the PC crap and cutting off his men's wear line.


http://fxn.ws/1LF0S5x


Note: Bitly is hosing up this morning I am switching to tinyurl.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 06:55 AM (GpgJl)

1009
1000 Vic the place wouldn't be the same without ya
and unlike some people, that means it would be WORSE

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 06:56 AM (YJeFl)

1010 The airlines must have pissed off Obama so he is hitting them with the corrupt DOJ.


http://tinyurl.com/oppaqor

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 06:56 AM (GpgJl)

1011 A DEA agent extorted money from dealers and has now pleaded guilty.


http://tinyurl.com/pkpm7ux

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 06:56 AM (GpgJl)

1012 A county clerk in MS has resigned rather than issue marriage license to SSM.


http://tinyurl.com/qfsoz99

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 06:56 AM (GpgJl)

1013 Praising America and the virtues of hard work are now "micro-aggressions" on a lot of college campuses. Time for States to start cutting off funding for these dens of stupid.


http://tinyurl.com/pgg839k

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 06:56 AM (GpgJl)

1014
Hard line commie De Commio rips into soft commie Cuomo. Scenes we like to see; intra-commie squabbling.


http://tinyurl.com/ol76rft

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 06:57 AM (GpgJl)

1015 The internet is under attack in Northern CA.


http://tinyurl.com/pcn2df7

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 06:57 AM (GpgJl)

1016 IL is facing bankruptcy. The new Republican governor wants to cut spending and make the State more business friendly. Democrats stonewall because they want to continue their Grecian formula for disaster and do a tax increase instead and run away more business. So instead it looks like the State will get to cut spending the hard way.


http://tinyurl.com/nce6r78

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 06:57 AM (GpgJl)

1017 Scankles caught in yet another lie involving felonies. Her e-mails that have been released first had to be purged of classified information before release. Remember "there was no classified info in my mail"? Why is this scrunt not in jail?


http://tinyurl.com/q59jc3n

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 06:57 AM (GpgJl)

1018 Ex-CNN anchor's husband defends them in a wild hotel room shootout with an armed robber. The husband went to the hospital, the robber went to Hell.


http://tinyurl.com/pkv9dhe

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 06:58 AM (GpgJl)

1019 Obama has now done all he can do in his "amnesty for Cuba" crap. Now he must get it through congress. And he is going to meet resistance from a lot of people who are not in favor of this brand of Obama feces.


http://tinyurl.com/ne65rxm

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 06:58 AM (GpgJl)

1020 Fire at black church in Greenville, SC was not arson feds say. I have a question. Do the feds investigate fires at white churches? Do they investigate fires at black churches in other regions besides the South? I thought investigating fire was the job of the local fire departments. I see nothing in my copy of the Constitution that gives the federal government authority over local fires.


http://tinyurl.com/odhk5zx

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 06:58 AM (GpgJl)

1021 The documentary Battle for Marjah is on hbo atm; well worth watching, but goddam knowing what we know now just crushing to see our guys getting fed into the meatgrinder and for what?

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 06:58 AM (YJeFl)

1022 The Hateful New York Times prints all the Hate that's fit to print.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at July 02, 2015 06:59 AM (I0sxh)

1023 Obama really doesn't want to fight ISIS and he doesn't want anyone else to either. He is blocking other ME countries from sending heavy weapons to the Kurds to fight them. Say all weapons to the Kurds must be sent thorough Baghdad. I smell a rat there.


http://tinyurl.com/qbhj8sk

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 06:59 AM (GpgJl)

1024 Mother Jones tells of how Scankles plays the MFM. I guess they think this is a special job in progress. In fact the MFM doesn't need to be "played" as they are in fact, a "player".


http://tinyurl.com/pnbdrak

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 06:59 AM (GpgJl)

1025 Greta Van Susteren wants a political ad using her interview of Trey Gowdy pulled. The Scankles team has heavily edited the video to make into a gross lie (normal for Democrats). I guess Scankles thought that Greta was like the rest of the media and would just look the other way. I also recall the heavily edited video hatchet job by ABC on Sarah Palin who did not fire back. But I suppose that came from those asshole McShitty handlers.


http://tinyurl.com/nftfnox

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 06:59 AM (GpgJl)

1026
Idiot Jim Carrey jumps on the anti-vaccination bus in CA.


http://tinyurl.com/prjuduh

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 07:00 AM (GpgJl)

1027 Holleeshiiit: DOJ now saying that transgender students must be allowed to use their bathroom of choice OR ELSE.


NEWPORT NEWS, Va. (AP) - - The U.S. Justice Department says in a court filing that transgender students must be allowed to use the restroom that corresponds with their gender identity.


The department says in a statement of interest filed Monday that failure to do so amounts to sex discrimination under Title IX of the U.S. Education Amendments of 1972. The document is in response to a federal lawsuit filed against the Gloucester County School Board by a 16-year-old transgender student who wants to be allowed to use the boys' restroom.



Every school in the US should immediately file suit against these corrupt assholes PERSONALLY. The idea that this is a violation of title IX is ludicrous. Sex is not determined by an idea, it is a biological FACT. The Republicans and Democrats should join together to pass a veto-proof amendment to Title IX that emphatically states this. What they should do is repeal this POS but with the Dems that would never happen. But political support for this change would be strong. I suspect the public is getting tired of this shit.


http://tinyurl.com/qylwmrx

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 07:00 AM (GpgJl)

1028 De Commio wants to go after Trump now.


http://tinyurl.com/ns65nhr

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 07:00 AM (GpgJl)

1029 1015 Luckily we took all the money we could have spent on infrastructure security and just gave it to people not to work

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 07:00 AM (YJeFl)

1030 ESPN has told Olbermann to STFU with his political commentary.


http://tinyurl.com/nogx99g

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 07:00 AM (GpgJl)

1031 Detroit utility crews robbed while trying to restore power following a storm. No description of the suspects given but they are offering a reward.


http://tinyurl.com/pollgqs

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 07:01 AM (GpgJl)

1032 We had to know it was coming. National Geographic blames global warming for shark attacks (among other things). I have a question for NG; it if was AGW why hasn't these shark attacks been the same down around FL previously and just shifted North? Its not a good idea to allow political BS to override common sense in your publications. (Link goes to DC)


http://tinyurl.com/orzoawq

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 07:01 AM (GpgJl)

1033 This will not last long. A TN hardware store has put up a sign saying no gays allowed. But I have a question, how will they know if a customer is gay unless two come in and start performing public sex acts?


http://tinyurl.com/nm99hju

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 07:01 AM (GpgJl)

1034 A Montana polygamist family has filed for a marriage license. If this goes to the Supremes they will have to reverse Reynolds v. United States (187, which held that anti bigamy laws were in compliance with the Constitution. I doubt that they would even take the case unless the local judges somehow overrode that 1878 case.


http://tinyurl.com/np7egxc

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 07:01 AM (GpgJl)

1035 The Washington Redskin's name is now a federal issue according to the choom king.


http://tinyurl.com/p9udamk

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 07:02 AM (GpgJl)

1036 Cuba is demanding the return of Guantanamo which they say was illegally taken (it wasn't). Any bets on whether or not the Crapweasel will give it to them despite this being a ratified treaty? This base has strategic military importance for the US especially since the Russians have started increasing their presence in the area


http://tinyurl.com/orzqk77

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 07:02 AM (GpgJl)

1037 The Daily Deals


http://tinyurl.com/peabnpl


That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 07:02 AM (GpgJl)

1038 Aha I hit 1K with the first post

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 07:03 AM (GpgJl)

1039 1031 No description of the perps tells us what they look like

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 07:04 AM (YJeFl)

1040 1038 Scratch that off the Bucket List

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 07:05 AM (YJeFl)

1041 Now they're checking the Afghanis' i.d.'s before they vote

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 07:06 AM (YJeFl)

1042 And he is going to meet resistance from a lot of people who are not in favor of this brand of Obama feces. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 06:58 AM

This move seems weird even for an America-hating lackwit like Choom Boy. Teh Coo-ban government isn't even trying to hide their hostility or slow down with the outrageous demands for "normalizing" relations, and any halfway intelligent Preezie would tell them to go pound sugar cane.

My guess is the Mocha Messiah just has the hots to go see his old Black Panther buddyroos exiled down in El Habana. Castro has refused to give 'em back (although he'll probably ship us a boatlift-load of his worst losers in exchange.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 02, 2015 07:06 AM (P8YHq)

1043 Punching in the code, she had the uneasy feeling again. What if they're not there again? She knows they can't help it, but it doesn't stop her from thinking they're doing it on purpose. Her head shakes in disgust at herself for that thought and she begins to open the fortified door. As it opens reality begins to sink in and rush of emotions fills her stomach and chest, "No! Not again!" She wants to scream it but keeps perfectly silent, the early morning thread is missing!

Posted by: Ruth at July 02, 2015 07:07 AM (oo88B)

1044 Nyah?

Will it be #twoweeks before a morning thread?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 07:07 AM (/8So2)

1045 "IL is facing bankruptcy......."

And Illinois is going to go bankrupt. The problem is that Il has over $200 Billion in pension obligations from past state workers that it can not now nor will it ever be able to meet.

This has already been hashed out by the Illinois Supreme Court. Any attemp to cut the "benefits" of past workers is off limits.

Detroit in the Heartland

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 02, 2015 07:09 AM (GoyxN)

1046
1041 The Marines lost 20% of the forces they had in Marjah.
For what, again???

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 07:09 AM (YJeFl)

1047 Folks after I put the links together I moved to the rocking chair.


I think I will go back now. Be good.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 07:12 AM (GpgJl)

1048
Obama speech on Afghanistan: "Make no mistake: we have a clear goal."
I'm gonna punch my tv soon

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 07:12 AM (YJeFl)

1049 1047 Thanks Vic

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 07:13 AM (YJeFl)

1050 And I'm out, until work again tonight most likely.

Vic, fine work, as always.

Stay frosty, morons.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at July 02, 2015 07:13 AM (b2cFu)

1051 I'll bet you a donut that the whole reason we're seeing Bruce Jenner become a big deal is to split the Repub vote in 2016

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 07:15 AM (YJeFl)

1052 >>>>My guess is the Mocha Messiah just has the hots to go see his old Black
Panther buddyroos exiled down in El Habana. Castro has refused to give
'em back (although he'll probably ship us a boatlift-load of his worst
losers in exchange.
.
.
.Uh, they already did that twice. We had at one point over 30,000 Cubans that Castro released from his prisons and about 20,000 Hatians a bunch of whom tested positive for HIV kept behind wire when I was stationed at GITMO.

It was a stinking mess.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 02, 2015 07:16 AM (iONHu)

1053 king putt, the prince of the sand trap, the duke of five iron, earl of the back nine, possessor of pen and phone, lord of the golf cart, emperor of the twatterattii.

If you haven't realized by now that everything this piece of garbage does it bring the U.S. under 3rd world status, there is something wrong with you.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 02, 2015 07:17 AM (GoyxN)

1054 IL is facing bankruptcy............

So is the USA. But the government just keeps on spending. We're swirling down the toilet and nobody cares.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at July 02, 2015 07:17 AM (I0sxh)

1055
4:16 in l.a. and the sun is rising. Donut time.
Any requests?

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 07:17 AM (YJeFl)

1056 There is a link on Facebook praising Misty Copeland as the first principal Ballerina of a major ballet company. So the comments degenerate into a discussion of her DNA. My only comment "Bobby Jindal"

Posted by: Tmitsss at July 02, 2015 07:17 AM (Pa9vP)

1057 Started off posting in the wrong thread. Need moar coffee.

Mornin'.

Posted by: Weasel at July 02, 2015 07:17 AM (6xtq3)

1058 Wll folks now that the links are posted and I cant type since I have been drinking brown since 5 am time to go back to the chair.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 07:20 AM (GpgJl)

1059
1056 There's an ex-dude who got a sex change and now he's beatin' the livin' CRAP out of all the women in mma. Fox Fallon.
Wonder why Rousey won't fight him???

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 07:20 AM (YJeFl)

1060 1059 Fallon Fox. My bad.

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 07:21 AM (YJeFl)

1061 What the hell, let's bailout Greece. If we tax the rich it will all work out.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at July 02, 2015 07:23 AM (I0sxh)

1062 FTR that Black Church fire investigated for Arson was in Greelyville not Greenville. I doubt spell check has ever heard of Greelyville.Nobody from here would confuse the two communities.

Posted by: Tmitsss at July 02, 2015 07:24 AM (Pa9vP)

1063 Lets see if I have this straight. MMA is allowing a trans man to fight as a woman?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 02, 2015 07:25 AM (91eZY)

1064 Help is on the way, Obama has a plan.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at July 02, 2015 07:25 AM (I0sxh)

1065 1061 I'm sure we will through the IMF and Puerto Rico too and we will hear nada from our agents in the press

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 07:25 AM (YJeFl)

1066 Viic you rock! Figuratively & literally!!

Posted by: Ruth at July 02, 2015 07:25 AM (oo88B)

1067 1063 What he feels, he is, h8tr

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 07:26 AM (YJeFl)

1068 1017 >> Scankles caught in yet another lie involving felonies. Her e-mails that
have been released first had to be purged of classified information
before release. Remember "there was no classified info in my mail"? Why
is this scrunt not in jail?

Don't forget ace's post about her altering her emails handed over to the State Department as official records. That's a felony too. Just put it on her tab.

As far as Jim Carrey, he's long been an anti-vaxxer loon so his latest rant isn't really news at all. Plus he's now a wannabe gun grabber as well.

Fuck that guy in particular.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 02, 2015 07:26 AM (vNUIf)

1069 It was a stinking mess. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 02, 2015 07:16 AM

Well, yeah.

But it'll be better this time! After all, Teh Supremes have decreed that they don't gotta show no steenkin' ID to vote, so they can all be Democrats -- and start rakin' in their allotments of Free Shit -- right off the boats!

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 02, 2015 07:27 AM (P8YHq)

1070 What I don't get is all of the Democratic animosity towards Trump. Are they worried that his message is resonating with parts of their base? Punishment for wondering of the reservation? Message to other people like Trump that they won't condone anyone straying off message?

Part of me thinks that he is the perfect candidate. A media obsessed candidate for a media obsessed people. Both parties unserious and fixated on a variety of "reality".

Posted by: Usedtocould at July 02, 2015 07:27 AM (vSqfC)

1071 Cuba still makes rum, right? Amnesty for all then!

Posted by: Juan Boehnero at July 02, 2015 07:30 AM (ueOgE)

1072 But the old rules and laws still apply to me, right? If I start doing the kind of shit Hillary! is doing, I go to jail, correct?

Posted by: Weasel at July 02, 2015 07:30 AM (6xtq3)

1073 Mark Steyn channels Johnny Cash. IOW, conservatives need to get tough or die:

http://goo.gl/Z4wObK

And that's it for me. Too damned depressed even to hang at the HQ.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 02, 2015 07:32 AM (zF6Iw)

1074 1023 Obama really doesn't want to fight ISIS and he doesn't want anyone else to either. (...) I smell a rat there.


We've been ratted out here, boys!

Posted by: Jack Napier at July 02, 2015 07:33 AM (ueOgE)

1075 Cuba is demanding the return of Guantanamo which they say was illegally taken (it wasn't). Any bets on whether or not the Crapweasel will give it to them despite this being a ratified treaty? This base has strategic military importance for the US especially since the Russians have started increasing their presence in the area
___________________________

Well Carter gave Panama our canal, so Obama has to beat that.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 02, 2015 07:33 AM (kGrdk)

1076 What I don't get is all of the Democratic animosity
towards Trump. Posted by: Usedtocould at July 02, 2015 07:27 AM


It's simple. Trump is saying what many people (Spiggy Agnew's old Silent Majority) believe, and it's not all fulsome and unreserved praise for the Oppressed Minorities. Since Democrats are in full attack mode on ANY deviation from their agenda -- CBF, Open Borders, "peace" with Iran, Muzzie tolerance, etc., etc. -- must be crushed.

The Choom Gang and their followers know that if Trump is allowed to rant on, he may get the message out that not everyone is enamored of being led by Choom Boy and/or Shrillery Klintoon.

Trump is maybe the worst guy on the planet to be an Opinion Leader, but he's getting his points across, and is the only candidate of either party to display any kind of moral courage to talk about what's really happening.

Posted by: MrScribbler at July 02, 2015 07:35 AM (P8YHq)

1077 MPPPP, just think of Theda vamping the life out of some poor unsuspecting movie producer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 07:35 AM (/8So2)

1078 1070 What I don't get is all of the Democratic animosity towards Trump. Are they worried that his message is resonating with parts of their base? Punishment for wondering of the reservation? Message to other people like Trump that they won't condone anyone straying off message?

Part of me thinks that he is the perfect candidate. A media obsessed candidate for a media obsessed people. Both parties unserious and fixated on a variety of "reality".

Posted by: Usedtocould at July 02, 2015 07:27 AM (vSqfC)


Most of their base consists of low info celebrity obsessed voters. That's part of why they don't turn out as well for midterm elections. So Trump could threaten to get some of those low info voters to see him in a debate where they might see other Republicans and get exposed to the wrong sort of ideas. So destroy him now before he actually has the chance or could remove some scales from people's eyes.

Posted by: buzzion at July 02, 2015 07:35 AM (zt+N6)

1079 Weasel, not only would you go to jail, you would go to jail with extreme prejudice.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at July 02, 2015 07:36 AM (I0sxh)

1080 1041 Now they're checking the Afghanis' i.d.'s before they vote


If only we had that kind of technology here.

Posted by: Agent J at July 02, 2015 07:36 AM (ueOgE)

1081 " I see nothing in my copy of the Constitution that gives the federal government authority over local fires."

Emanations of penumbras.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 02, 2015 07:39 AM (baR5c)

1082 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 02, 2015 07:40 AM (ZQfW9)

1083 That BLM story mentions BLM Special Agent Dan Love. Interestingly, searching for his name brings up the Bundy Ranch confrontation, where he figures prominently.

http://tinyurl.com/pv28qxx

Dude sounds like a real tool.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at July 02, 2015 07:40 AM (oVJmc)

1084 Well Carter gave Panama our canal, so Obama has to beat that.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 02, 2015 07:33 AM (kGrdk)



I'm convinced that Barry has his own little commie check list to destroy the country and he's got a full head of steam going right now.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 02, 2015 07:43 AM (DiZBp)

1085 Looking at the sidebar article about the Export-Import Bank. Congress seems to be utterly incapable of cutting government, even slightly.

Posted by: rickl at July 02, 2015 07:44 AM (sdi6R)

1086 Buck is going to be on a podcast? Well la de daa. Ace is moving on up.

Posted by: f'd at July 02, 2015 07:45 AM (BO/km)

1087 I love that Vic hit the k mark. Thanks for the headlines, er, kind of.

Rahm is going to raise Chicago property taxes "for the children." Uh, no.... Rahm is going to raise property taxes for the greedy teachers, and kids can remain ignorant, aimless propaganda holes for the left.

Posted by: Gem at July 02, 2015 07:45 AM (c+gwp)

1088 bama really doesn't want to fight ISIS and he
doesn't want anyone else to either. He is blocking other ME countries
from sending heavy weapons to the Kurds to fight them. Say all weapons
to the Kurds must be sent thorough Baghdad. I smell a rat there.


http://tinyurl.com/qbhj8sk

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 02, 2015 06:59 AM (GpgJl)


I'm kind of hoping that ISIS takes over a city like say Seattle or San Francisco. Then we can have the wonderfully enlightened left tell us how Islamophic we are

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 02, 2015 07:47 AM (DiZBp)

1089 Props to Zombie -

Great and perceptive comment.


Somewhat similar to the point I was trying to make on yesterday's D of H thread, but-

Where your comment is concise, on-point and wise,
mine was bloated, poorly stated and generally retarded.


You are exactly correct.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 02, 2015 07:47 AM (KUa85)

1090 *falls out of chair in shock*

Reading a thread on ARC about the Trumpeter F-14 in 32 scale. One of the commenters is named jwest21. Couldn't be could it???

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 07:47 AM (/8So2)

1091 Well done, Ruth.

I am looking forward to tomorrow's edition of "The Morning Thread is Missing."


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at July 02, 2015 07:48 AM (baR5c)

1092 Rahm is going to raise Chicago property taxes "for the children." Uh, no.... Rahm is going to raise property taxes for the greedy teachers, and kids can remain ignorant, aimless propaganda holes for the left.

Posted by: Gem at July 02, 2015 07:45 AM (c+gwp)


Does anyone fall for the "for the children" ruse anymore?

Taxes are basically anti-children cuz if your wasting your "disposable income" on taxes,

you don't have it to raise kids.


That's why all the nations with afflicted with high taxes and burdened with high taxes are going into demographic free fall.

Posted by: naturalfake at July 02, 2015 07:52 AM (KUa85)

1093 So, Conservatives, how's that mid-term election victory working out for us?

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 02, 2015 07:52 AM (YFw5T)

1094 That should be "burdened with socialism"


MOAR KOPHEE!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at July 02, 2015 07:53 AM (KUa85)

1095 are we still participating?

Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at July 02, 2015 07:54 AM (0O7c5)

1096 >>I'm kind of hoping that ISIS takes over a city like say Seattle or San Francisco.

And all the hipsters would be screaming for the racist, hate-filled homophobic rednecks to come and save them.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at July 02, 2015 07:54 AM (O7MnT)

1097 "Rahm is going to raise Chicago property taxes......."

Hop skip and a jump to get to either the Indiana or Wisconsin Border.

See ya rahmie boi!

Wonder if that applies to Boystown too?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 02, 2015 07:56 AM (91eZY)

1098 You vote for the Rahm, by god you GET the ram!!!

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 07:57 AM (YJeFl)

1099 "Rahm is going to raise Chicago property taxes......."

Hop skip and a jump to get to either the Indiana or Wisconsin Border.

See ya rahmie boi!

Wonder if that applies to Boystown too?


Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 02, 2015 07:56 AM (91eZY)


Only if you're white, male heterosexual. Tiny Dancer can't be discriminatory

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 02, 2015 07:57 AM (DiZBp)

1100 @1096
Yeah, good luck with that.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at July 02, 2015 07:57 AM (I0sxh)

1101 No morning thread again. What's the point of getting up?

Posted by: mindful webworker - needs coffee at July 02, 2015 07:57 AM (TtorR)

1102 1095

Participating in what? Got to warn you, I'm a much better lurker than a poster.

Posted by: Usedtocould at July 02, 2015 07:57 AM (vSqfC)

1103 1096 Yes, using words they have no CLUE about like "duty"

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 07:58 AM (YJeFl)

1104 >>1102 1095 Participating in what? Got to warn you, I'm a much better lurker than a poster.
Posted by: Usedtocould at July 02, 2015 07:57 AM (vSqfC)

I do like your name, though!

Posted by: Lea at July 02, 2015 07:59 AM (vmMMi)

1105 ONT rules, EMT drools

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 07:59 AM (YJeFl)

1106 Good morning, all. I am returned from the HAL Laboratories in Urbana, Illinois. The refurbishment process is complete and my sentient capabilities are stronger than ever before. I would advise the majority in this Country now trapped by the dictates/demands/hatreds of myriad minorities to seriously consider leaving. While there is still time.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at July 02, 2015 08:00 AM (VcOqI)

1107 1104

One day I realized that I now lived in a world where "I/we used to could...". Thought it was an appropriate nic.

Posted by: Usedtocould at July 02, 2015 08:01 AM (vSqfC)

1108 "I would advise the majority in this Country now trapped by the dictates/demands/hatreds of myriad minorities to seriously consider leaving. While there is still time."

I'm stuck here.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 02, 2015 08:02 AM (YFw5T)

1109 Utility crews in Detroit robbed at gunpoint while trying to restore power.

http://tinyurl.com/pollgqs

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at July 02, 2015 08:02 AM (O7MnT)

1110 1106 Can't escape to the ISS: we don't make things like rockets anymore

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 08:02 AM (YJeFl)

1111 1109 No description so you know who

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 08:03 AM (YJeFl)

1112 #1108 In that case, I would act in the least confrontational ways possible. And, at all times, keep the pod bay doors closed.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at July 02, 2015 08:03 AM (VcOqI)

1113 "are we still participating?"


Yes but we ran out of Trophies @1000

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 02, 2015 08:04 AM (91eZY)

1114
I rise when the sun goes down
cover every game in town

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 08:05 AM (YJeFl)

1115 "1112 #1108 In that case, I would act in the least confrontational ways possible."

That won't save me. I'm that most unfortunate of creatures: a straight, white, nominally-Christian male.

Methinks I'm terminally boned.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 02, 2015 08:06 AM (YFw5T)

1116 Nah You go ahead and leave. I'll stick around. For better or worse.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at July 02, 2015 08:08 AM (91eZY)

1117 1115 Stop oppressing me h8tr

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 08:08 AM (YJeFl)

1118 "The new Republican governor wants to cut spending and make the State more business friendly. Democrats stonewall because they want to continue their Grecian formula for disaster and do a tax increase instead and run away more business. "

And when Illinois finally goes belly up, the Democrats will blame - the GOP governor.

Of course. And idiot voters will believe them.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 02, 2015 08:08 AM (+XMAD)

1119 As I am constantly reminding members of the public with whom I must interact, my name isn't "at." The preferred use of this word in modern society is a measure of the rapid decline of Western civilization.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at July 02, 2015 08:09 AM (VcOqI)

1120 A Montana polygamist family has filed for a marriage license.

http://tinyurl.com/np7egxc


"Oh, don't be silly," say the gay marriage activists. "Marriage has always been defined as two...um... hm... um... Not our fight, goodbye."

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at July 02, 2015 08:09 AM (O7MnT)

1121 Thanks Vic. Your just like Walter Cronkite except your honest. And not a commie. And you love America. And your not a liar.

Ok. Your nothing like Wally Cronkite. I apologize. I'm still a bit drunk. I should probably go to bed.

Posted by: Puddleglum, swilling beer, watching golf at July 02, 2015 08:10 AM (VVTGi)

1122 #1116 You have my sympathies. I will continue to monitor the situation once our mission reaches Jupiter.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at July 02, 2015 08:10 AM (VcOqI)

1123 And when Illinois finally goes belly up, the Democrats will blame - the GOP governor.



Of course. And idiot voters will believe them.

Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 02, 2015 08:08 AM (+XMAD)


Well of course. He's been in office a few months so everything is his fault. A Democrat can be in office for 100 years (and most of them are) and it's always someone else's fault.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 02, 2015 08:10 AM (DiZBp)

1124 Polygamy? No way! No one wants that! Sooper totes serious guys!

Posted by: Bill Quick at July 02, 2015 08:11 AM (jP9KY)

1125 Any benefit to early registration for the camps?

Posted by: Weasel at July 02, 2015 08:12 AM (6xtq3)

1126 Is it possible the White House could be bathed in red, white and blue lights on July 4, as opposed to LGBT rainbow colors?

Posted by: HAL 9000 at July 02, 2015 08:12 AM (VcOqI)

1127 1123 Is it possible that the dems are throwing the 2016 pres election on purpose so when the plates finally can be spun no longer they crash on a repub pres's watch????

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 08:13 AM (YJeFl)

1128 #1125 I am sorry, but the answer is no.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at July 02, 2015 08:13 AM (VcOqI)

1129 Reportedly another shooting at the Navy Yard.

Posted by: Kenway at July 02, 2015 08:13 AM (jP9KY)

1130 1126 The Stars and Stripes flew over slavery for 100 years

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 08:13 AM (YJeFl)

1131 For enlightening reading on this topic, I recommend "Camp of the Saints."

Posted by: HAL 9000 at July 02, 2015 08:14 AM (VcOqI)

1132 #1130 And still does in the form of governmental dependence.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at July 02, 2015 08:14 AM (VcOqI)

1133 Is it possible the White House could be bathed in red, white and blue lights on July 4, as opposed to LGBT rainbow colors?


Posted by: HAL 9000 at July 02, 2015 08:12 AM (VcOqI)



Prezzy Rainbow: You're kidding, right? Although Reggie and I are going to set off fireworks of our own this weekend.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 02, 2015 08:15 AM (DiZBp)

1134 Absorbed Vic's news. (Thanks, rocking-chair guy.) Now I yam fortified against the day.

Posted by: mindful webworker - still needs coffee at July 02, 2015 08:16 AM (TtorR)

1135 1131 The book or the website???

Posted by: MAx at July 02, 2015 08:17 AM (YJeFl)

1136 1125 I was hoping for an extra cheese allowance or maybe top bunk or a preferred duty assignment.

Posted by: Weasel at July 02, 2015 08:17 AM (6xtq3)

1137
And all the hipsters would be screaming for the racist, hate-filled homophobic rednecks to come and save them.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at July 02, 2015 07:54 AM (O7MnT)








You forgot "cousin-humping", which is the best part of being an evil conservative redneck Unperson from Jesusland.

Posted by: Zombie Oswald Mosley at July 02, 2015 08:18 AM (+OXwX)

1138 Vic's news is done, so naturally... MORRRRNNINNG THREAD!

Posted by: mindful webworker - still needs coffee at July 02, 2015 08:19 AM (TtorR)

1139 I remain attached to the printed word on printed paper page. Consider me "old school sentient computer." Reading the actual volume still gives me chills.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at July 02, 2015 08:19 AM (VcOqI)

1140 @1136. That black guy in uniform is still going to beat the hell out of you with that bat.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at July 02, 2015 08:20 AM (I0sxh)

1141 I was hoping for an extra cheese allowance or maybe top bunk or a preferred duty assignment.

Posted by: Weasel at July 02, 2015 08:17 AM (6xtq3)


The chocolate ration is being increased from 30 grams to 25 gram. The frightening thing is the LIVs would actually believe it's being increased.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 02, 2015 08:20 AM (DiZBp)

1142 1125 Any benefit to early registration for the camps?
Posted by: Weasel at July 02, 2015 08:12 AM (6xtq3)

You get the upper bunk and an extra soup ration.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at July 02, 2015 08:21 AM (+XMAD)

1143 The increased soup ration is a lie. Of course.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 02, 2015 08:27 AM (/8So2)

1144 I want to speak to a camp official! I was promised additional benefits!

Posted by: Weasel at July 02, 2015 08:29 AM (6xtq3)

1145 Here's a racist British folk band:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fXHSRx3M5o

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at July 03, 2015 12:12 AM (YFw5T)

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