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If Hillary Clinton's Speaking Fee of $237,000 Is Too Much For You, You Can Hire Her Useless Failure-Puddle of a Daughter for $65,000
What the Clintons lack in dignity, they make up for in graft.
I know I'm way late on this but can I just say: Oh my shit. Wow. Racism is a powerful animating force. And yes, this is racism. This is Female Superiority Racism mixed with Liberal Comfortable Class Tribalism Racism. This is all about paying someone to stand as an avatar for one's own Superiority. You can make a lot of money by giving the unaccomplished a racial or chromosomal excuse to feel that they're Important, too.When the University of Missouri at Kansas City was looking for a celebrity speaker to headline its gala luncheon marking the opening of a women's hall of fame, one of the names that came to mind was Hillary Rodham Clinton. But when the former secretary of state’s representatives quoted a fee of $275,000, officials at the public university balked. "Yikes!" one e-mailed another. So the school booked the next best option: her daughter, Chelsea. The university paid $65,000 for Chelsea Clinton’s brief appearance...Now, let's see what a University gets for it's $65,000. Or what I call "full ride for a deserving underprivileged student."
The schedule she negotiated called for her to speak for 10 minutes, participate in a 20-minute, moderated question-and-answer session and spend a half-hour posing for pictures with VIPs offstage.That long, huh? I hope she's monitoring her pulse rate. That kind of pace can kill someone.
As with Hillary Clinton’s paid speeches at universities, Chelsea Clinton made no personal income from the appearance, her spokesman said, and directed her fee to the Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton Foundation.Yes... and let's pretend that Foundation doesn't pay for their wardrobe, offices, transportation, travel, and five man staffs. (Yes, Chelsea has a five man staff.) You know what most people call those things? The cost of living. (Plus, jet plane rides and five-man staffs!) So yes, they are in fact being paid by the Foundation. If I started a "charity" and contracted to pay all your food and rent costs for the rest of your life, would you claim that you were being 'uncompensated"?
So the university turned back to others, eventually choosing Chelsea Clinton when the agency indicated she was willing. Just shy of her 34th birthday, Clinton commanded a higher fee than other prominent women speakers who were considered, including feminist icon Gloria Steinem ($30,000) and journalists Cokie Roberts ($40,000), Tina Brown ($50,000) and Lesley Stahl ($50,000), the records show.Chelsea's done so much more, just by being born to Hillary Clinton and... well it really doesn't matter.
So you funneled money to the Clintons at a fundraiser, lost money (as usual), and then you say "It wasn't about the money anyway, it was a about the attention?" What f***ing attention? Who the hell ever heard of this before now? I'm reading an article about this "hall" you supposedly boosted the profile of and I can't name the hall or guess what this hall's function is. This was about funneling other people's money to political figures the left likes -- as usual.
Officials with the school appeared to believe Clinton was worth her fee, which university spokesman John Martellaro said was paid using private donations. They exulted to Clinton’s representatives that the luncheon sold out quickly, with 1,100 tickets selling for $35 each -- which would equal $38,500. University officials say the event was intended to boost attention for the new hall of fame, not raise money.
"Chelsea was the perfect fit," Amy Loughman, an alumni relations official who managed the event, wrote in an e-mail a few days later. "It created fantastic buzz in the community."She created fantastic buzz on NBC News, too, before she was fired for having the charisma of a urinal cake.
... In dozens of e-mails exchanged between University of Missouri officials and Clinton’s representatives at the Harry Walker Agency, which arranges appearances by all three Clintons, there was no reference to her $65,000 fee going to charity. Nor was there any reference in the five-page contract.Because it didn't. What can this charmless, talentless, pointless woman do except collect graft-checks on behalf of her parents?
The university paid the fee -- which also covered Clinton’s travel expenses -- in two disbursements to the Walker Agency. But Martellaro said, "We have no knowledge of how funds were disbursed from that point." Bazbaz said all of Clinton’s paid speeches through the Walker Agency are delivered on behalf of the foundation "to support implementing its life saving work" and that this was "always the intention" with the University of Missouri. He added that neither she nor her hosts receive charitable tax deductions.Because it's not charity. Oh now let's look at the contract, which has more riders in it than Van Halen did at the peak of their popularity.
The contract stipulated that Clinton would have final approval of everything, such as the selection of her introducer (celebrities, journalists and elected officials were prohibited from consideration), the onstage setup (there must be "room-temperature water" next to her podium along with "two comfortable armed-and-backed chairs" for the question-and-answer session) and the type of microphone provided for her use (both lavaliere and handheld). In e-mails with university officials, Clinton’s aides closely edited the texts of press releases, marketing materials and introductory remarks. Clinton’s representatives instructed that a line about her being the daughter of Bill and Hillary Clinton be deleted from one news release and that her title of vice chair of the Clinton Foundation be added beneath her name on an electronic flier. Other materials mentioned her parents, however. When reviewing the script that a student would read introducing her, a Clinton Foundation aide asked university officials to remove the list of Clinton’s degrees. A Clinton adviser, who requested anonymity to speak candidly about the event, said "this was by no means an intention to script a high school student's introduction of Chelsea," but rather to avoid what otherwise would have been a recitation of all of Clinton's achievements.There's so many of them, who could list them all? She exists. Oh, there you go. I just did list them all. Not as hard as I thought.
You know what there's no news about? Anything Chelsea Clinton said there that day. For $65,000 for thirty minutes' work, you'd think that this graceless walking graft-bag could have said something interesting or insightful, no? But no, no one expects anything from the Clintons; no accomplishments, no successes. Just nothing but an extended hand, palm up, demanding their next pay-off.
...
Clinton’s representatives also closely managed her time on campus. They asked whether she would be free to depart from the event once she finished her remarks, rather than waiting until the luncheon concluded. Martellaro said she stayed until the end. Clinton agreed to pose for photographs backstage with 100 VIPs prior to the speech. But her representatives requested that only 20 to 30 minutes be budgeted for the photo line, rather than 45 minutes the university initially sought.
Contest: Play this video -- Chelsea Clinton talking with Stella McCartney about how harrrrd it is to have rich parents -- and watch the counter. Tell me the time at which you Tap Out. How far can you make it?
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Zombie John Holmes at June 30, 2015 07:56 PM (p0KI9)
Posted by: simplemind at June 30, 2015 07:57 PM (gTvCM)
can't
breathe
too dark
Posted by: ThunderB at June 30, 2015 07:57 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 30, 2015 07:57 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at June 30, 2015 07:57 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Garrett at June 30, 2015 07:58 PM (p0KI9)
Posted by: NCKate at June 30, 2015 07:58 PM (bP6xm)
Posted by: ace at June 30, 2015 07:59 PM (bhepQ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 30, 2015 07:59 PM (DiZBp)
made no personal income from the appearance, her spokesman said, and
directed her fee to the Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton Foundation.
Where it will be sheltered from taxes but still go to fund her lavish lifestyle. For the children.
Posted by: French Spa Salesman at June 30, 2015 08:00 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bosk at June 30, 2015 08:01 PM (n2K+4)
Posted by: just saying at June 30, 2015 08:01 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 30, 2015 08:01 PM (zOTsN)
Chelsea is grateful to have the opportunity to speak at events like this while also supporting the work of the Clinton Foundation, said the spokesman, Kamyl Bazbaz.
I'm pretty sure I had a Kamyl Bazbaz Star Wars action figure when I was a kid....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 30, 2015 08:02 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 30, 2015 08:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 30, 2015 08:02 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: dude guy at June 30, 2015 08:02 PM (q177U)
Posted by: PT Barnum at June 30, 2015 08:03 PM (yYOXd)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 30, 2015 08:03 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 30, 2015 08:02 PM (oVJmc)
Hey, Hillary was easy.
Posted by: Alfred E Neuman at June 30, 2015 08:03 PM (wkuqO)
Having Chelsea speak after a celebrity introduce her is an insult to all.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 30, 2015 08:04 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: simplemind at June 30, 2015 08:04 PM (aYHsS)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2015 08:05 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Funkotron at June 30, 2015 08:05 PM (c7rW1)
Posted by: ace at June 30, 2015 08:05 PM (bhepQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 30, 2015 08:05 PM (n3Sbm)
"Chelsea, tell us. Janet Reno is really your Dad, isn't she?"
That would be worth getting arrested for.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 30, 2015 08:05 PM (72D6h)
I am trying to figure out what little clinton or the big clintons would have to pay for if food, clothes, travel, office space, hired help, tech, servers!, hookers, blow, accommodations are all paid for by the foundation.
All tax free, but these bastards think the rich! and middle class can pay just a little bit more for the good of the country.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 30, 2015 08:06 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Secundus at June 30, 2015 08:06 PM (unjBv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2015 08:06 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Hank at June 30, 2015 08:07 PM (bQYVO)
Posted by: Goodfella Chelsea Clinton at June 30, 2015 08:07 PM (5itIK)
Happy Fun Camp Jane D'oh.
However, in my camp there's no "happy" or "fun".
Lots of manual labor, however. And Cuisine by Michelle Obama.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2015 08:07 PM (FsuaD)
Yes... and let's pretend that Foundation doesn't pay for their wardrobe, offices, transportation, travel, and five man staffs. (Yes, Chelsea has a five man staff.)
You know what most people call those things?
The cost of living. (Plus, jet plane rides and five-man staffs!)
So yes, they are in fact being paid by the Foundation.
I'm sure that all of you small business-owning Unpeople from Jesusland have NO problems with the IRS when you forget to account for the mileage on a couple of personal errands run in the company truck.
No problems whatsoever.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 30, 2015 08:07 PM (+OXwX)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 30, 2015 08:07 PM (VPLuQ)
That would be worth getting arrested for.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 30, 2015 08:05 PM (72D6h)
"What *did* Bill's Special Cigar taste like?"
Posted by: Secundus at June 30, 2015 08:07 PM (unjBv)
Chelsea,
Good news and bad news:
The good news is that there's a special place here for you dear, the bad news is there is no "honoraria".
Posted by: All My Love, SATAN at June 30, 2015 08:07 PM (HKyCl)
Posted by: Mister John Galt at June 30, 2015 08:08 PM (7krDt)
Posted by: Frank G at June 30, 2015 08:08 PM (OhxaG)
In Nazi Germany or Soviet Russia, typing such a thing was a firing offense. I hope we don't come to that.
Posted by: fluffy at June 30, 2015 08:08 PM (2iV3X)
Posted by: ace at June 30, 2015 08:09 PM (bhepQ)
Also at least Stella McCarthy has done something all on her own.
Posted by: alexthechick - Come to us SMOD at June 30, 2015 08:09 PM (IrByp)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 30, 2015 08:09 PM (VPLuQ)
I didn't know the Nazis outlawed insulting statements toward urinal cakes
Posted by: Secundus at June 30, 2015 08:09 PM (unjBv)
Posted by: Garrett at June 30, 2015 08:09 PM (p0KI9)
The Clintons have managed to convince rich people to give them money and while there are all those cases of bribes ala the Uranium deals they also get big money out of some folks and groups just to show up and probably get lots of little donations out of idiots who are just buying into "being part of something"
Posted by: PaleRider at June 30, 2015 08:09 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: f'd at June 30, 2015 08:09 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 30, 2015 08:09 PM (oVJmc)
A: Hillary's lost emails
B: One person saved by the Clinton Fountation's life saving work
Posted by: Tmitsss at June 30, 2015 08:10 PM (Pa9vP)
"And I'm interviewing Miley Cyrus?" Always with the question mark uptick.
I'd gut my own self before watching that stupid, self-important little bitch.
Can't wait to see how the Obama hell-spawn turn out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2015 08:10 PM (FsuaD)
"Chelsea, tell us. Janet Reno is really your Dad, isn't she?"
That would be worth getting arrested for.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 30, 2015 08:05 PM (72D6h)
*snort*
The man who would have the intestinal fortitude to do that and avoid spoiling it by laughing would be crowned King of the Morons.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 30, 2015 08:10 PM (+OXwX)
Posted by: Sharkman at June 30, 2015 08:11 PM (72D6h)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2015 08:11 PM (8ZskC)
Here's one of my achievements: Getting $65K for droning on bout nothing for 30 minutes.
Have you ever done that?
Posted by: CHELSEA! at June 30, 2015 08:11 PM (HKyCl)
Posted by: simplemind at June 30, 2015 08:12 PM (NreXU)
Posted by: Sharkman at June 30, 2015 08:11 PM (72D6h)
Sorry. Old military joke. Mouth nicknames include things like "sperm bank night depository"
Posted by: Secundus at June 30, 2015 08:12 PM (unjBv)
Posted by: Starving Haitian Kids at June 30, 2015 08:12 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: alphabaker at June 30, 2015 08:12 PM (T2Zv1)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton, RANdomly emphaSIZing ranDOM syllables like she's SEEing the SCRIPT for the first TI at June 30, 2015 08:12 PM (bhepQ)
Posted by: wiserbud at June 30, 2015 08:12 PM (LmP4O)
Which means she's pretty much without a personality.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 30, 2015 08:13 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at June 30, 2015 08:13 PM (kHJ3a)
It may be fun in the future to see the battle between the clinton/obama slush fund graft machines. The bastard in chief has already set up his "foundation".
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 30, 2015 08:14 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Gmac- 'all politics in this country now is dress-rehearsal for civil war' at June 30, 2015 08:14 PM (4CRfK)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 30, 2015 08:14 PM (kdS6q)
What a buzz.
Posted by: Ralph at June 30, 2015 08:15 PM (/BXzQ)
Like for instance, my brother.
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at June 30, 2015 08:15 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2015 08:11 PM (8ZskC)
Gone with the Email
Posted by: Secundus at June 30, 2015 08:15 PM (unjBv)
But they're *JUST*LIKE*YOU!*
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 30, 2015 08:15 PM (oVJmc)
Speaking of the Inexplicable...
can someone tell me why Andrew Cuomo is gloating??
This is the guy who FAILED at running the state prison from which TWO hardened criminal MURDERERS escaped and were on the loose for 3 WEEKS.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 30, 2015 08:15 PM (ye7KB)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 30, 2015 08:15 PM (tgnRB)
Okay. One to flat iron the hell out of that wild, bushy hair.
Another to cake on enough makeup to make her appear "somewhat" normal.
Another to select her wardrobe, because gays...
The fourth to handle her everything else.
The fifth to keep her dad away from the young female staffers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2015 08:15 PM (FsuaD)
AND THAT'S TAX FREE!!!
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 30, 2015 08:15 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 30, 2015 08:15 PM (kdS6q)
NBC sure got their money's worth when they hired that little moneymaker
Posted by: Hank at June 30, 2015 08:15 PM (bQYVO)
Cuomo is out there all like yeah we got 'em!!
No asshole Cuomo you didn't get anyone. They got themselves. They ran out of steam and you and your bungling officers just happened to stumble upon them.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 30, 2015 08:17 PM (ye7KB)
So yes, they are in fact being paid by the Foundation.
........................
Do they also pay for Chelsea's pharmaceuticals?
Posted by: wth at June 30, 2015 08:17 PM (wAQA5)
Speaking of the Inexplicable...
can someone tell me why Andrew Cuomo is gloating??
Because he's a Cuomo, and he believes his live-in, Sandra Lee, is an actual chef.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2015 08:17 PM (FsuaD)
Anytime a politician says something like that, all I can think is, "Bitch, who's WE?"
Posted by: Secundus at June 30, 2015 08:18 PM (unjBv)
Posted by: Billy Jefferson Clinton at June 30, 2015 08:18 PM (21zCy)
A: Hillary's lost emails
B: One person saved by the Clinton Fountation's life saving work
Posted by: Tmitsss at June 30, 2015 08:10 PM (Pa9vP)
The lost emails. At least they existed at some point.
Posted by: Mister John Galt at June 30, 2015 08:18 PM (7krDt)
The theme of unequal opportunity is one she returned to several times in her remarks, declaring at one point that "intelligence is equally distributed, but opportunity is not."
She said, without the tiniest shred of self perception.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 30, 2015 08:18 PM (kdS6q)
I once tried one of those silicone Five Man Staffs and practically ruptured my uterus. I hope Chelsea has done enough stretching exercises to handle the thing!
Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2015 08:18 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Minuteman at June 30, 2015 08:19 PM (HKyCl)
Posted by: ace at June 30, 2015 07:59 PM (bhepQ)
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Think of what that would that money would get you with a skilled professional offering ten minutes of oral and 20 minutes of vetted T&A/P&A.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 30, 2015 08:19 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: L. Ron Hubbard at June 30, 2015 08:19 PM (e/W+h)
It's only by the grace of God Almighty that those 2 didn't murder or hurt anyone in those 22 days...(that we know of).
Cuomo mustve been shitting his pants for 22 days straight.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 30, 2015 08:20 PM (ye7KB)
Posted by: Ralph at June 30, 2015 08:20 PM (/BXzQ)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 30, 2015 08:20 PM (zOTsN)
This, too, is the story of Obama.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2015 08:21 PM (FsuaD)
Wee's Playhouse where Jambi helped Pee Wee clean up the playhouse before
the big surprise party for Cowboy Curtis?
My kid is a Peewee addict. +1000 for the Zyzybaluba ref.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 30, 2015 08:21 PM (oVJmc)
The NBC gig was just another kick back. NBC expects important legislation when she is prez just like when she was sec of state.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 30, 2015 08:21 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2015 08:17 PM (FsuaD)
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Mandatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 30, 2015 08:21 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: CWE at June 30, 2015 08:22 PM (7bv+d)
and my God is she boring
so boring
they only way anyone would pay to hear her is if there were some huge payoff in the end
Posted by: ThunderB at June 30, 2015 08:22 PM (zOTsN)
...Or they were smart enough to realize that killing someone would a) intensify the manhunt by turning the public even more against them and b) provide proof that they'd just been in one given location.
Posted by: Secundus at June 30, 2015 08:22 PM (unjBv)
sponsors also decided to underwrite a substantial portion of the costs of the launch event, in order to keep ticket costs low and make the event accessible to a broad swath of the greater Kansas City community. The resulting $30 ticket price also helped drive the quick sell out, according to event co-chair Curt Crespino, UMKC vice chancellor for university advancement.
1100 x 30 = 33000
OK, that's half her fee. Now if we take back some empty bottles to the store...
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 30, 2015 08:22 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: lowandslow at June 30, 2015 08:23 PM (dItuC)
Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2015 08:18 PM (jBuUi)
You know the rule . . .
Posted by: Sharkman at June 30, 2015 08:24 PM (72D6h)
Posted by: Chelsea! at June 30, 2015 08:24 PM (JVgzo)
Posted by: Corona at June 30, 2015 08:25 PM (jNCu+)
Jeeze louise. I hate these entitled twits so much. An ugly, nasty, daughter of two of the nation's biggest grifters is treated like a Special Snowflake because.
I'll be the baby grows up ugly, too. Inside and out.
And I refuse to denounce myself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2015 08:25 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 30, 2015 08:25 PM (oVJmc)
Among those delighted by the event included Lisa Pelofsky, CEO of Pelofsky Associates. "She was unbelievably impressive," Pelofsky said after Clinton's speech. "She's mature beyond her years. I think the message that we can all make a difference and that you have a responsibility (stood out to me). She clearly chose a life of community service. It was very impressive."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 30, 2015 08:25 PM (kdS6q)
They were dumb to stay in New York. As soon as they got out they shouldve put as much distance between the prison and themselves as fast as they could. Hijack a car and get outta NY.
Ditch the car and it's owner in a pond or a lake. Then take another car to another state and do the same thing. That's what I wouldve done.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 30, 2015 08:26 PM (ye7KB)
Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2015 08:26 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Garrett at June 30, 2015 08:26 PM (p0KI9)
Posted by: Secundus at June 30, 2015 08:26 PM (unjBv)
Posted by: Hank at June 30, 2015 08:26 PM (bQYVO)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 30, 2015 08:27 PM (zOTsN)
Within 24 hours I woulda been a thousand miles away from that prison.
Nobody would find me ever.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 30, 2015 08:27 PM (ye7KB)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 30, 2015 08:27 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Garrett at June 30, 2015 08:27 PM (p0KI9)
Because that's what these prog bastards do now, they prance and preen and spike footballs even in the shadow of their abject failure.
And who is going to hold them to account?
The media?
The NY GOP?
The voters?
The man is a corrupt, fascist meathead and he will easily be re-elected by the gibbering baboons who make up his electorate.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 30, 2015 08:28 PM (RfwXt)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 30, 2015 08:21 PM (jR7Wy)
I hope I'm not alone in thinking that "Kwanzaa Kake" is the most condescending, racist crap ever.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2015 08:28 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2015 08:28 PM (MDgS8)
she is a boring lumpy young woman and nothing will change that
Posted by: ThunderB at June 30, 2015 08:28 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: alphabaker at June 30, 2015 08:28 PM (T2Zv1)
Posted by: rickl at June 30, 2015 08:28 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: f'd at June 30, 2015 08:28 PM (BO/km)
There's a Clinton available for every budget category.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 30, 2015 08:29 PM (MYSVz)
Posted by: Al Gore at June 30, 2015 08:29 PM (e/W+h)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 30, 2015 08:27 PM (oVJmc)
Depends on which community you're talking about. That one can afford it. Yours can't, and neither can mine, but there's just no helping some people, you know...
Posted by: Secundus at June 30, 2015 08:29 PM (unjBv)
Posted by: logprof --USA! at June 30, 2015 08:29 PM (JVgzo)
Posted by: The FSA at June 30, 2015 08:29 PM (jfUIE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 30, 2015 08:29 PM (8ZskC)
Within 24 hours I woulda been a thousand miles away from that prison.
Nobody would find me ever.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 30, 2015 08:27 PM (ye7KB)
I have no doubt most morons, and a handful of 'ettes, would have been in Mexico within a couple of weeks.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2015 08:29 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 30, 2015 08:29 PM (zOTsN)
What is this alumni association? Can members sue for losses and the overt political bribes?
Posted by: Goodfella Chelsea Clinton at June 30, 2015 08:30 PM (5itIK)
Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2015 08:30 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Al Gore
Word.
Posted by: Patrick Kennedy at June 30, 2015 08:30 PM (tgnRB)
Among those delighted by the event included Lisa Pelofsky, CEO of Pelofsky Associates.
Looked up the company. Professional services for the charity racket. IOW, making bank on collected pennies.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 30, 2015 08:30 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 30, 2015 08:30 PM (baR5c)
Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2015 08:31 PM (MDgS8)
its a unit measuring the lengths of time she can be endured
Posted by: ThunderB at June 30, 2015 08:31 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 30, 2015 08:32 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: logprof --USA!!! at June 30, 2015 08:32 PM (JVgzo)
Posted by: Garrett at June 30, 2015 08:32 PM (p0KI9)
Why do I feel that urinal cakes everywhere are offended by that comment?
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 30, 2015 08:33 PM (baR5c)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 30, 2015 08:33 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: kartoffel at June 30, 2015 08:33 PM (fVxXv)
I highly doubt anybody in the audience yelled: "Chelsea, show us your tits!"
Posted by: wth at June 30, 2015 08:34 PM (wAQA5)
Ref 117: I saw the Boring Lumpy Young Women open for The Indigo Girls at the 1998 Lilith Fair.
Posted by: Minuteman at June 30, 2015 08:34 PM (HKyCl)
One charity pays another charity, some get paid to 'fundraise' or 'write grants', a lot of people make big money on the backs of the sick little chillruns.
I almost wonder if that funds a lot of the hate movement against real charities like churches.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 30, 2015 08:34 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Fritz at June 30, 2015 08:34 PM (o/UmK)
We're raising awareness.
Posted by: The Susan G. Komen Foundation at June 30, 2015 08:35 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: logprof USA at June 30, 2015 08:35 PM (JVgzo)
Posted by: The Governor at June 30, 2015 08:35 PM (K0y5m)
This is such a good show. It does have mumble syndrome though...
I wonder how much of college tuition is spent on speakers?
Posted by: Lea at June 30, 2015 08:35 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Jaden Smith at June 30, 2015 08:36 PM (e/W+h)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2015 08:28 PM (FsuaD)
---
The corn nuts were a nice touch of whimsy.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 30, 2015 08:37 PM (jR7Wy)
Rule 1 is that random people are NEVER allowed to approach or speak to the supermodel directly. The supermodel has an Exeuctive Assistant or something, and you must first go through that person.
However Rule 2 is that random people are NEVER allowed to approach or speak to a supermodel's Executive Assistant directly either.
Because the Executive Assistant has an assistant as well.
If you have the nerve, you are allowed to approach the assistant's assistant directly. But even that is considered gauche and a bit risky and out-of-line.
What you'r supposed to do is have your assistant contact her assistant's assistant.
You are presumed to NOT have a assistant's assistant, since if you did, you've be at the same social level as the supermodel, and thus you wouldn't be a Random Person.
So if say Kim Kardashian saw Chelsea Clinton at Da Club, they wouldn't have to do the assistant-thing, because the mere fact that they both have multiple layers of assistants means they are on the same level, and thus can speak directly to each other.
But on the other hand, if a Random Person had no assistant, then you may not even be high enough status to speak to an assistant's assistant.
Best would be if you have medium-high social status, and merited one assistant, which would put you in the running to meet the supermodel through the assistant process.
Anyway, after scoping out the social rules, I got someone I worked with (not really my assistant, but a passable substitute) to approach the assistant's assistant, who then granted permission for me to approach her, and then the a.a. took me to meet the Executive Assistant, who sat down and had a mini-meeting with me to see if I was Worthy of speaking to the supermodel.
After about 45 minutes of delicate back-and-forth negotiations, I was granted a 5-minute session.
I imagine dealing with Chelsea and he Five Man Staff is quite similar.
I makes the court of Louis XIV seem like rank amateurs.
Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2015 08:37 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: The Governor at June 30, 2015 08:35 PM (K0y5m)
--FIFA gave 100k to the Clinton Foundation.
Posted by: logprof USA! at June 30, 2015 08:37 PM (JVgzo)
Posted by: Megan McCain at June 30, 2015 08:37 PM (5itIK)
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 30, 2015 08:38 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2015 08:39 PM (oKE6c)
well the original Kwanzaa cake was an angel food cake with a bottle of malt liquor in the middle but she thought that was too obvious
Posted by: ThunderB at June 30, 2015 08:39 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2015 08:29 PM (FsuaD)
Zihuatanejo FTW!
Posted by: Sharkman at June 30, 2015 08:40 PM (72D6h)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 30, 2015 08:33 PM (zOTsN)
She paid for that face?? LOL.
That's a face you sue over.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 30, 2015 08:40 PM (MYSVz)
After about 45 minutes of delicate back-and-forth negotiations, I was granted a 5-minute session.
That's not much time to get her latest insights on quantum gravity in n-space, is it?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 30, 2015 08:40 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 30, 2015 08:37 PM (jR7Wy)
My favorite touch was the filling of the Kake hole with canned apple pie filling. And then raping the cake with a handful of over-sized "Kwanzaa" Kandles.
What an abomination.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2015 08:41 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: John Forbes Kerry at June 30, 2015 08:41 PM (e/W+h)
I makes the court of Louis XIV seem like rank amateurs.
Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2015 08:37 PM (jBuUi)
Okay, so if you guys still want AtC as queen, Cochran will have to be her assistant. And he'll need at least four assistants under him. He'll be Grand Vizier or something; now we'll need some Chief Assistants to the Assistant Chief.
Posted by: Secundus at June 30, 2015 08:41 PM (unjBv)
This is why a driveby airbiscuit so much more effective.
Posted by: Fritz at June 30, 2015 08:42 PM (o/UmK)
Posted by: kartoffel at June 30, 2015 08:33 PM (fVxXv)
----
It's almost Thermidor!
*greases guillotine*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 30, 2015 08:42 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Jaden Smith at June 30, 2015 08:36 PM (e/W+h)
Yeah, no shit.
Posted by: Tori Spelling at June 30, 2015 08:42 PM (oKE6c)
But Chelsea does have a lot of useless degrees. She's been dodging real life by enrolling in one after another. Odd that she would not want them publicized. What's up with that????
Posted by: Mrs. Ace of Spades with a Wang! at June 30, 2015 08:42 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Jaden Smith at June 30, 2015 08:36 PM (e/W+h)
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Nicholas Cage at June 30, 2015 08:42 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 30, 2015 08:42 PM (W5DcG)
That's not much time to get her latest insights on quantum gravity in n-space, is it?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 30, 2015 08:40 PM (oVJmc)
"I've got three eight balls and a suite at the Waldorf. We doing this?"
Posted by: Secundus at June 30, 2015 08:42 PM (unjBv)
wow.....i wonder when there won't be Americans willing to do the executive assistant to the assistant's assistant...can you imagine how abused a naomi campbell assistant is?
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at June 30, 2015 08:43 PM (0O7c5)
I live for those metaphors from ace. I read another good one from Kevin Williamson of National Review, who referred to Chris Hughes of The New Republic as "an argyle sock of a man."
lol
Posted by: Eisenhorn at June 30, 2015 08:43 PM (J9FkY)
Posted by: Secundus
****
I'll be that guy who stands in the back of the court with a serious look on his face, nodding sagely at times when ATC speaks.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 08:43 PM (F0Cog)
That's a face you sue over.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 30, 2015 08:40 PM (MYSVz)
She actually had a chin implant and surgery for her too-visible gum line. Among other things.
I don't hold out much hope for the Princess Baby in the looks department, unless the daddy has looks on his side.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2015 08:43 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel
It went almost exactly as you might expect.
Despite being truly fabulously beautiful (more beautiful in person than in any photo), she was an absolute cretin. Could speak of nothing but herself. Unbridled narcissism. She had no knowledge of any topic than wasn't herself. It was kind of spooky.
Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2015 08:43 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 30, 2015 08:43 PM (baR5c)
on the success of their parents instead of working hard and clawing
their way to fame on their own.
Posted by: Jaden Smith at June 30, 2015 08:36 PM (e/W+h)
True dat.
Posted by: Every Fucking Kennedy since Joe Sr., the crook at June 30, 2015 08:43 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2015 08:28 PM (FsuaD)
Yes, with the possible exception of "The Old Negro Space Program", which is an eternal classic:
http://tinyurl.com/The-Old-Negro-Space-Program
Posted by: Sharkman at June 30, 2015 08:44 PM (72D6h)
Posted by: f'd at June 30, 2015 08:44 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Garrett at June 30, 2015 08:44 PM (p0KI9)
Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2015 08:44 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Weasel at June 30, 2015 08:45 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Secundus
****
I volunteer for Mistress at Arms.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 30, 2015 08:45 PM (jR7Wy)
She reminds me of that scene in the Godfather where Connie walks around with the big silk purse and people stuff cash into it.
Posted by: Mrs. Ace of Spades with a Wang! at June 30, 2015 08:45 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 30, 2015 08:45 PM (/i3Yt)
Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2015 08:37 PM (jBuUi)
Comes the revolution, they won't be emulating Louis XIV, but rather Louis XVI.
Posted by: Every Fucking Kennedy since Joe Sr., the crook at June 30, 2015 08:46 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Mrs. Ace of Spades with a Wang! at June 30, 2015 08:46 PM (iQIUe)
Perusing the headlines - How does one make Obama popular?, just elect a GOP congress to help him along! - see Breitbart
Also Afflek! has been divorced by Jen Garner. - see somewhere else.
Matt Damon made a statement - "Matt Damon!"
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 30, 2015 08:47 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 30, 2015 08:47 PM (baR5c)
Posted by: f'd
Basically nothing. Everything was "fabulous" and name-drop name-drop name-drop celebrity fabulous me me me me.
That's about all I remember.
Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2015 08:47 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at June 30, 2015 08:47 PM (CFcIt)
Is that the one with fly on it?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2015 08:47 PM (oKE6c)
Are we playing blind cripples?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 08:47 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Jaden Smith at June 30, 2015 08:36 PM (e/W+h)
I agree!
Posted by: Christopher Buckley at June 30, 2015 08:48 PM (5itIK)
So, obviously, the many layers of bureaucracy were merely pretentious social pecking-order stuff, not actually preserving her valuable time for improving the State of Man.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 30, 2015 08:48 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 30, 2015 08:48 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Garrett at June 30, 2015 08:44 PM (p0KI9)
--Dammut, missed it!
Posted by: logprof USA!! at June 30, 2015 08:48 PM (JVgzo)
Timmah!
Posted by: Timmy at June 30, 2015 08:48 PM (unjBv)
There is no 'want' in Alextopia.
There is only the Will of our Benevolent Queen.
And many step stools.
Posted by: Garrett at June 30, 2015 08:48 PM (p0KI9)
Posted by: Helmsley at June 30, 2015 08:49 PM (baR5c)
There's a lot of that going around.
Posted by: Hank at June 30, 2015 08:49 PM (bQYVO)
Posted by: Garrett at June 30, 2015 08:48 PM (p0KI9)
Well, the step stools are gonna need step stools too
Posted by: Timmy at June 30, 2015 08:49 PM (unjBv)
Damn! She needs more. No wonder she charges so much.
I don't hold out much hope for the Princess Baby in the looks department, unless the daddy has looks on his side.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2015 08:43 PM (FsuaD)
Looks .... no. But that baby is certainly going to have a hell of a pedigree in criminality from both sides of that putrid family.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 30, 2015 08:50 PM (MYSVz)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 30, 2015 08:29 PM (zOTsN)
They'll have to drop their drawers first, to provide access.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2015 08:50 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at June 30, 2015 08:50 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Secundus at June 30, 2015 08:50 PM (unjBv)
There is no lowEST with the Clinton's.
Posted by: The roost aint what it used to be at June 30, 2015 08:50 PM (7GI9v)
Posted by: Garrett at June 30, 2015 08:50 PM (p0KI9)
Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2015 08:51 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Mrs. Ace of Spades with a Wang! at June 30, 2015 08:45 PM (iQIUe)
Oh, peshaw...... those were criminals.
Umm, wait.....
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at June 30, 2015 08:51 PM (CFcIt)
Are we playing blind cripples?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 08:47 PM (F0Cog)
We're beating someone in kickball?
Who cares?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2015 08:51 PM (oKE6c)
Goal haaaaa...... 2 -- 0 USA.
Posted by: eleven
Let me get this straight. You're watching women's soccer? Voluntarily?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 30, 2015 08:52 PM (kdS6q)
I blame the Catholic Church, those h8rz.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 30, 2015 08:52 PM (oVJmc)
I'd love to have a couple of hours with you though. Shall I have my people contact your people?
Posted by: f'd at June 30, 2015 08:52 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: tbd at June 30, 2015 08:52 PM (ol8Qh)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 08:52 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Sasquatch at June 30, 2015 08:52 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: Garrett at June 30, 2015 08:50 PM (p0KI9)
What's the over/under in the proportion of dykes?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2015 08:52 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 30, 2015 08:52 PM (kdS6q)
"Women's" is the operative word. See also: "Women's college volleyball"
Posted by: Secundus at June 30, 2015 08:52 PM (unjBv)
"
AP Top News at 7:59 p.m. EDT
Greece's bailout expires, country defaults on IMF payment
ATHENS, Greece (AP) - Greece slipped deeper into its financial abyss after the bailout program it has relied on for five years expired at midnight Tuesday and the country failed to repay a loan due to the International Monetary Fund, deepening fears over whether it will be able to remain in the eurozone. "
Am I a bad person for hoping It All Collapses?
I want the Euro to fall apart. I want the Eurozone to follow. Then the EC.
Enough with the transnational crypto-communism!
Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2015 08:53 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 30, 2015 08:53 PM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 30, 2015 08:53 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: logprof USA!!! at June 30, 2015 08:53 PM (JVgzo)
At any second, the four or five hot ones could lock up in anDaisy Chain.
Posted by: Garrett at June 30, 2015 08:53 PM (p0KI9)
Posted by: Jean at June 30, 2015 08:53 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: Garrett
****
Then it doesn't count x2.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 08:52 PM (F0Cog)
It's not arithmetic, it's geometric, and hence it doesn't count ^2.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2015 08:53 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at June 30, 2015 08:50 PM (0O7c5)
Something something no mansion, but bungalow with a woodburner something no Lamborghini, but a used Chevy.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at June 30, 2015 08:53 PM (CFcIt)
I saw 5 man staff open for the Five Man Electrical Band in 1970
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 30, 2015 08:54 PM (DiZBp)
Posted by: Mrs. Ace of Spades with a Wang! at June 30, 2015 08:54 PM (iQIUe)
On her own dime.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2015 08:54 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 30, 2015 08:54 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Garrett at June 30, 2015 08:53 PM (p0KI9)
I don't think they have coverage of the showers afterwards.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2015 08:54 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2015 08:54 PM (MDgS8)
I'd love to have a couple of hours with you though. Shall I have my people contact your people?
Posted by: f'd
Have your people's people's people's people contact my people's people's people's people.
Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2015 08:55 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Guy in the Lot After Women's Soccer Match at June 30, 2015 08:55 PM (p0KI9)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 30, 2015 08:55 PM (ODxAs)
I'm still waiting for one of them to come out of the closet and say she's straight.
Posted by: Hank at June 30, 2015 08:55 PM (bQYVO)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 30, 2015 08:53 PM (oVJmc)
All right, I'll tee this one up for the Horde: what shape is the trophy? D cells or what?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2015 08:55 PM (oKE6c)
Turkey baster accident?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 30, 2015 08:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
****
Metric fascist.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 08:56 PM (F0Cog)
Just heard the first fireworks boom and drunken yahoo fistpump of the holiday weekend!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 30, 2015 08:56 PM (jR7Wy)
Because you will anyway indirectly.
And the life you save just might be Chelsea's.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 30, 2015 08:56 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: kakypat at June 30, 2015 08:56 PM (HUXet)
Posted by: Jaden Smith at June 30, 2015 08:36 PM (e/W+h)
Word up!
Posted by: Ron Jr & Patti Davis at June 30, 2015 08:56 PM (5itIK)
Posted by: goon at June 30, 2015 08:56 PM (gy5kE)
Have your people's people's people's people contact my people's people's people's people.
Six Degrees of Social Secretaries.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 30, 2015 08:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2015 08:54 PM (MDgS
--This was anticlimax. Final should be mop-up.
Posted by: logprof: USA!!! at June 30, 2015 08:57 PM (JVgzo)
I want the Euro to fall apart. I want the Eurozone to follow. Then the EC.
Enough with the transnational crypto-communism!
Posted by: zombie at June 30, 2015 08:53 PM (jBuUi)
Well, not unless you're praying for it.
...
No, I'm not ....... seriously, I'm not.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Staring at the Lake in the rain at June 30, 2015 08:57 PM (CFcIt)
Posted by: urinal cake at June 30, 2015 08:57 PM (PY/7D)
Posted by: Garrett at June 30, 2015 08:58 PM (p0KI9)
Posted by: Mob Member #6 at June 30, 2015 08:58 PM (qh617)
Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2015 08:58 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Fritz at June 30, 2015 08:59 PM (o/UmK)
Posted by: urinal cake at June 30, 2015 08:59 PM (PY/7D)
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 30, 2015 08:59 PM (+jijM)
I'm still waiting for one of them to come out of the closet and say she's straight.
Posted by: Hank
****
Snork
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 08:59 PM (F0Cog)
Trying to piggy back off of Bruce Jenner, next week he'll come out as Michelle Sam.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 30, 2015 09:00 PM (DiZBp)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 30, 2015 09:00 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: tbd at June 30, 2015 09:00 PM (ol8Qh)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 30, 2015 09:00 PM (DiZBp)
his boyfriend was a twink......*jazz hands*
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at June 30, 2015 09:01 PM (0O7c5)
I have no Arby's within 25 miles of me. I grew up with an Arby's in my city. Today there's no Arby's near Boston.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 30, 2015 09:01 PM (ye7KB)
Posted by: moron #73 at June 30, 2015 09:02 PM (PY/7D)
Posted by: logprof: USA!!! at June 30, 2015 09:02 PM (JVgzo)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 30, 2015 08:54 PM (DiZBp)
I bet there were signs everywhere.
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 30, 2015 09:03 PM (+jijM)
Baltimore's mayor wants to address the issue of all those yucky Confederate monuments around the city.
So I asked the neighbor across the street if we were no longer going to honor the Gay Confederate soldiers who gave their lives for the cause.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 30, 2015 09:03 PM (VPLuQ)
I'd bet if you paid Lena Dunham $65K to speak at your gala, you'd at least get a hummer or a handy out of the deal.
Posted by: Fritz at June 30, 2015 08:59 PM (o/UmK)
For $75 K she'll leave out the hummer or handy.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2015 09:03 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2015 09:03 PM (MDgS8)
Having eaten at Arby's, all I can say is,
This is a problem...?
Posted by: Secundus at June 30, 2015 09:03 PM (unjBv)
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 30, 2015 08:59 PM (+jijM)
How do you cooch them? I'm confused.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2015 09:04 PM (oKE6c)
WTF could possibly go wrong?
"Hold my beer and watch this sh*t, boys!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2015 09:05 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: logprof: USA!!! at June 30, 2015 09:02 PM (JVgzo)
So they're under cover.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2015 09:05 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 30, 2015 09:00 PM (W5DcG)
FIFY.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2015 09:06 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2015 09:03 PM (MDgS
Apparently she's also a raging alcoholic who likes to get into fist fights.
So, you know, marriage material too.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 30, 2015 09:06 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2015 09:03 PM (MDgS
--She's gorgeous. And batshit crazy.
Posted by: logprof: USA!!! at June 30, 2015 09:07 PM (JVgzo)
So, you know, marriage material too.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 30, 2015 09:06 PM (oFCZn)
*Sigh* Okay, what's her nic?
Posted by: Secundus at June 30, 2015 09:07 PM (unjBv)
Do you mean the Stonewall Rebellion?
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 30, 2015 09:07 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: Mrs. Ace of Spades with a Wang! at June 30, 2015 09:07 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2015 09:08 PM (FsuaD)
I like her.
Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2015 09:08 PM (MDgS8)
I was somehow invited to dinner with said individual prior to the speech.
Dear lord. A more self loving jackass I've never met. I'm sure we paid said jackass very well.
I guess it could have been worse though. I could have been forced to have dinner with Helen Thomas, who came to speak a few months later.
Posted by: Lauren at June 30, 2015 09:08 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Hank at June 30, 2015 09:08 PM (bQYVO)
Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2015 09:09 PM (ry4ab)
It wasn't before? Technically it's illegal in city limits here (although it never seems to stop anyone) but you can buy all the fireworks you can outside of town. My parents neighbors do a long show every year.
Posted by: Lea at June 30, 2015 09:09 PM (vmMMi)
Yeah, totally feminine.
"Mom, I'd like you to meet ... (turning aside) Hope, don't spit on the floor ... my future wife."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2015 09:09 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 30, 2015 09:03 PM (VPLuQ)
----
Their very invisibility tells you they're everywhere! From Irene Monroe, "nationally renowned AA lebian activist, scholar, theologian, and writer":
"Queer Civil War buffs have been arguing for some time that the deafening silence around lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and queer (LGBTQ) Confederate and Union soldiers indicates proof of their very presence."
We need to do a Moron Civil War tour in Bulmer.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 30, 2015 09:09 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 30, 2015 09:10 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: goon at June 30, 2015 09:10 PM (gy5kE)
My time: -30s. Yes, negative. Saw that it was going to be Chelsea, saw that it was on the NBC News site, couldn't be arsed to wait for the page to load and the video to buffer. Not going to waste my life giving even a modicum of attention to that family of grifters while there's Destiny to be played. (Let the chosen point of contrast sink in. Aaaaaand ... there.)
Posted by: PCachu at June 30, 2015 09:10 PM (gR+qu)
bet she'd make barky look like a sissy
What's obama? like 165?
barky can curl thos silver dumbells real nice tho
Posted by: moron #73 at June 30, 2015 09:10 PM (PY/7D)
Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2015 09:10 PM (MDgS8)
But Chelsea does have a lot of useless degrees. She's been dodging real life by enrolling in one after another. Odd that she would not want them publicized. What's up with that????
Posted by: Mrs. Ace of Spades with a Wang! at June 30, 2015 08:42 PM (iQIUe)
Someone might ask her a question someone with her degrees should be able to answer.
Posted by: JB1000 at June 30, 2015 09:10 PM (WLJbV)
Posted by: Hank at June 30, 2015 09:08 PM (bQYVO)
They need to start playing soccer with a bowling ball. Make the soccer problem self-correcting.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2015 09:10 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: eleven at June 30, 2015 09:08 PM (MDgS
--Me too. But A) I'm spoken for. B) She's like setting off an M-80. Or three.
Posted by: logprof: USA!!! at June 30, 2015 09:10 PM (JVgzo)
Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2015 09:10 PM (ry4ab)
Another waste of skin whose extravagant lie-style is paid for by his "charity": Shithead Sharpton.
Posted by: Beverly at June 30, 2015 09:10 PM (LuDhq)
It's the new Sluggish Schizophrenia. The only symptom is that there are no symptoms
Posted by: Secundus at June 30, 2015 09:10 PM (unjBv)
Posted by: The roost aint what it used to be at June 30, 2015 09:11 PM (7GI9v)
Posted by: Manolo at June 30, 2015 09:11 PM (Z+kHZ)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2015 09:11 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Ever at June 30, 2015 09:11 PM (hRV3r)
deafening silence around lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and queer
(LGBTQ) Confederate and Union soldiers indicates proof of their very
presence."
The lack of a conspiracy proves there is one!
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 30, 2015 09:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2015 09:10 PM (ry4ab)
BFD.
Let's make soccer interesting and play by meso-American rules: losing team gets executed.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2015 09:12 PM (oKE6c)
The hardest part of coching girls' soccer is getting them to kick just the ball.
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Yeah, the little darlings are pony-tailed viragoes of the first order.
Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2015 09:12 PM (ry4ab)
We had speakers and politicians in particular all the time, but one time we had an author come to host a symposium for three hours. She had no prepared remarka, and took questions for three hours. the entire time she was EATiNG and talking with her mouth full! So tacky. This lady won a Pulitzer, btw, for a mediocre book.
We talked about her for years.
Posted by: Lea at June 30, 2015 09:12 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at June 30, 2015 09:13 PM (Dwehj)
>>270 Effectively tomorrow, in Georgia, it will be legal to buy airborne fireworks.
It wasn't before? Technically it's illegal in city limits here
(although it never seems to stop anyone) but you can buy all the
fireworks you can outside of town. My parents neighbors do a long show
every year.
Posted by: Lea at June 30, 2015 09:09 PM (vmMMi)
Nope. You could fire off the noisy ones, but in SC you could buy (and illegally) shoot off the airborne 'spodey ones. So, yay. Now the idiots in GA can kill themselves and their buddies and family members. I don't have a dog in this hunt so I don't really care. Too much.
Biggest worry in Savannah every holiday are the yutes in the hood firing their weapons in the air. The fact that bullets have to land somewhere, has never registered.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2015 09:13 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Hank at June 30, 2015 09:08 PM (bQYVO)
Puh-leeeeease. This "concussion" crap is too much. It's the new thing. Every time someone taps their head it's determined to be a concussion. It's mostly bullshit.
I had to go through this moronic concussion talk when I took my nephew to soccer. The kid telling me about it clearly had no idea what a concussion is, nor what a brain is. Yeah ... soccer concussions ... the horror!!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 30, 2015 09:13 PM (MYSVz)
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That may have already happened to the PRC "steel roses".
Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2015 09:14 PM (ry4ab)
bet she'd make barky look like a sissy
What's obama? like 165?
barky can curl thos silver dumbells real nice tho
Posted by: moron #73 at June 30, 2015 09:10 PM (PY/7D)
--I think she's 5'8" or 5'9". Still, tall for a chick.
No doubt she could kick Baraka's ass. Love to see her slide-tackle the First Samsquamptch.
Posted by: logprof: USA!!! at June 30, 2015 09:14 PM (JVgzo)
Posted by: moron #73 at June 30, 2015 09:14 PM (PY/7D)
wow does she suck.
But paul mccartneys daughter seems cool. Except for the whole vegetarian thing.
Posted by: mynewhandle at June 30, 2015 09:15 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Hank at June 30, 2015 09:15 PM (bQYVO)
deafening silence around lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and queer
(LGBTQ) Confederate and Union soldiers indicates proof of their very
presence."
The lack of a conspiracy proves there is one!
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 30, 2015 09:12 PM (oVJmc)
The conspiracy is obviously at the very highest level because it's been covered up so well there's not a trace of it in any public records.
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 30, 2015 09:15 PM (ftVQq)
when I took my nephew to soccer. The kid telling me about it clearly
had no idea what a concussion is, nor what a brain is. Yeah ... soccer
concussions ... the horror!!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 30, 2015 09:13 PM (MYSVz)
Any excuse to get soccer banned is a good excuse. Prey upon the stupidity and neuroses of the soccer moms by telling them their special snowflakes are losing five IQ points with every header.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2015 09:15 PM (oKE6c)
Her school loan debt must be astronomical!
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 30, 2015 09:16 PM (+jijM)
Hilarious.
Posted by: Lea at June 30, 2015 09:17 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Paint Drying at June 30, 2015 09:17 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 30, 2015 09:15 PM (ftVQq)
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"I will make George howl!" -- William T. Sherman
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 30, 2015 09:17 PM (jR7Wy)
She'll beat the shit our of you in a crazy rage, then crush you to death between her thighs during the make up sex.
Posted by: where do I sign up at June 30, 2015 09:17 PM (21zCy)
Amy Carter
Chelsea Clinton
Amy is/has been as pissy and mean as her angry mother.
Chelsea, as well.
What is it with entitled, spoiled Democrat hell spawn?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2015 09:17 PM (FsuaD)
***
I hid on a rickety platform in a giant oak tree where the city set up the July 4th show...an errant mortar set off the cache....it was right underneath the tree...
hilarity did not ensue...
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 30, 2015 09:18 PM (hCdMd)
thing. Every time someone taps their head it's determined to be a
concussion. It's mostly bullshit.
I had to go through this moronic concussion talk when I took my
nephew to soccer. The kid telling me about it clearly had no idea what a
concussion is, nor what a brain is. Yeah ... soccer concussions ...
the horror!!
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I heard that. If the stats were really that high all the girls and boys would be playing in special ed helmets like the hockey players. Getting one's noggin rung like the Liberty Bell is a rite of passage for aggressive game winning forwards. Too much crap about safety by prissy whiners who want to wrap all players in safety foam, and probably not keep score too. Germany had one gal get an abrasion from the heading collision in the game; the trainer tied a bandage on and she played the rest of the game. She made half the injured list in a given NFL weekend look like pussies.
Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2015 09:19 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Hank at June 30, 2015 09:19 PM (bQYVO)
Hope Solo would probably be like the Famke Janssen character from Goldeneye.
She'll beat the shit our of you in a crazy rage, then crush you to death between her thighs during the make up sex.
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So, death by snu-snu then?
Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2015 09:20 PM (ry4ab)
well the Yankees must have been...
My great grandpa said
"Those cocksuckers won the war.."
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 30, 2015 09:20 PM (hCdMd)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 30, 2015 09:17 PM (jR7Wy)
"I slept with him when he was drunk, he slept with me when I was crazy, and now we sleep with each other always."
-- With apologies to both men, for joking on one of the greatest quotes ever
Posted by: Secundus at June 30, 2015 09:20 PM (unjBv)
Posted by: moron #73 at June 30, 2015 09:14 PM (PY/7D)
Women's tennis. Some very pretty women. Fairly coordinated. ... and for those who are into it, half of them squeal at the top of their lungs like they were porn stars. Annoying as hell on the court but some might appreciate it elsewhere.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 30, 2015 09:20 PM (MYSVz)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 30, 2015 09:17 PM (jR7Wy)
"Prancing Through Georgia" -- William T. Sherman
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 30, 2015 09:20 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
****
I don't watch it. I just listen to it with surround sound.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 09:21 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at June 30, 2015 09:21 PM (0O7c5)
Yeah, not seeing a concussion from that.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 30, 2015 09:21 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2015 09:22 PM (FsuaD)
You Can Hire Her Useless Failure-Puddle of a Daughter for $65,000
How much for zombie Buddy?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2015 09:22 PM (oKE6c)
for fucks sake
now some ass has made a map of the US alleging to find segregation in red states and inetgration in blue states
just in time to support barky mcfucksticks initiative to forcefully integrate with HUD
Posted by: ThunderB at June 30, 2015 09:22 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 09:21 PM (F0Cog)
Knew a guy who used to watch "The L Word" with the sound muted
Posted by: Secundus at June 30, 2015 09:22 PM (unjBv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2015 09:22 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2015 09:23 PM (/tNwW)
Yeah, not seeing a concussion from that.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 30, 2015 09:21 PM (oVJmc)
Mass of a bullet vs. mass of the head and brain? No problem.
It's momentum you need to worry about, not mass.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2015 09:23 PM (oKE6c)
She'll beat the shit our of you in a crazy rage, then crush you to death between her thighs during the make up sex.
--
It beats the old standby: "Shot by a jealous husband"
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 30, 2015 09:23 PM (/i3Yt)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 30, 2015 09:22 PM (zOTsN)
I'm prepared to bet my next paycheck that neighborhoods in the old Confederacy have a fuckton more integration than Northern cities
Posted by: Secundus at June 30, 2015 09:24 PM (unjBv)
...
Contest: Play this video -- Chelsea Clinton talking with Stella McCartney about how harrrrd it is to have rich parents -- and watch the counter.
Tell me the time at which you Tap Out...
********
Shit, even I can't watch that for very long.
Any time some lady friend asks you if you'd like to go halves on a bastard, just say no ... and whatever you do NEVER go out for drinks with said lady friend after she proposes going halves on a bastard.
Posted by: Webb Hubbell at June 30, 2015 09:24 PM (IziAx)
FWIW, I have no complaint about Truman's request - an ex-President should have a pension of some sort. Far, far far better than the blatant corruption that goes on now.
Posted by: MacGeorge at June 30, 2015 09:24 PM (tSYHw)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
****
Our lesbians licked their lesbians...um, wait.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 09:24 PM (F0Cog)
Does anyone else think Mike Flynn's campaign logo looks more like signage for an ice cream parlor?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 30, 2015 09:24 PM (ye7KB)
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 30, 2015 09:25 PM (+jijM)
USA is on to the finals by the way.
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That is true, by Sunday night they will be #1 or #2 (again). Match is in Vancouver, the official Women's World Cup this year. man, Vancouver has been getting a lot of events recently, they are the richest city on the Pacific coast, right?
Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2015 09:25 PM (ry4ab)
My STFU moment occurred at 2:40
As for urinal cakes - when they get quite small, you cab chase them around the "bowl" with you urine stream, so even they have more personality than the Chelster.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 30, 2015 09:25 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 09:24 PM (F0Cog)
Actually they are mostly heterosexual.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2015 09:26 PM (/tNwW)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 30, 2015 09:24 PM (ye7KB)
Beer label. Like Grolsch
Posted by: Secundus at June 30, 2015 09:26 PM (unjBv)
__________
Not sure I can stand the excitement.
I would have said "mounting excitement," but they probably don't allow TV cameras into the shower room.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2015 09:26 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 30, 2015 09:26 PM (ye7KB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 30, 2015 09:26 PM (/tNwW)
Right.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2015 09:27 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 30, 2015 09:27 PM (zOTsN)
Two spoiled brats, whining about fame and fortune.
No thanks.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2015 09:27 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Paint Drying at June 30, 2015 09:28 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Hank at June 30, 2015 09:28 PM (bQYVO)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 30, 2015 09:28 PM (ye7KB)
So was he mapping everyone, or facebook users?
Posted by: Secundus at June 30, 2015 09:28 PM (unjBv)
Posted by: logprof: USA!!! at June 30, 2015 09:29 PM (JVgzo)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 30, 2015 09:22 PM (zOTsN)
I'm prepared to bet my next paycheck that neighborhoods in the old Confederacy have a fuckton more integration than Northern cities
Posted by: Secundus at June 30, 2015 09:24 PM (unjBv)
I suspect this will turn out to be as accurate as all the ' food desert' propaganda.
There is no way the south is less integrated than the north at any rate. I cant speak to the Midwest
Posted by: Lea at June 30, 2015 09:29 PM (vmMMi)
Ummm, sooooo people had to identify as a race they were not. That couldn't have skewed the numbers or anything.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 09:29 PM (F0Cog)
Old Gothic, with umlauts
Posted by: Secundus at June 30, 2015 09:29 PM (unjBv)
Posted by: goon at June 30, 2015 09:30 PM (gy5kE)
Jane, did this ever make the news where you live?
http://tinyurl.com/ndaqxrr
Ummm....no. We have trouble keeping up with the daily black-on-black crime here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2015 09:30 PM (FsuaD)
USA is on to the finals by the way
__________
Not sure I can stand the excitement.
I would have said "mounting excitement," but they probably don't allow TV cameras into the shower room.
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We're talking women's soccer here Jay, not the St Louis Cardinals.
Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2015 09:30 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Infidel at June 30, 2015 09:31 PM (HN5+8)
Facebook users who feel compelled to take a picture of every meal before it is consumed.
Posted by: Paint Drying at June 30, 2015 09:31 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 30, 2015 09:31 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 09:24 PM (F0Cog)
--More male athletes are rump wranglers than female athletes are rug-chmpers.
Posted by: logprof: USA!!! at June 30, 2015 09:32 PM (JVgzo)
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It would be great on a little league baseball uniform. I wonder if he will be sponsoring a team?
Posted by: RioBravo at June 30, 2015 09:32 PM (NUqwG)
Well, I'm gonna go read for a bit.
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Check out the reading thread Jane, good stuff on it.
Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2015 09:33 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2015 09:30 PM (ry4ab)
Huh?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2015 09:33 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 30, 2015 09:33 PM (EDYaR)
It would be great on a little league baseball uniform. I wonder if he will be sponsoring a team?
Damn you're harsh.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 30, 2015 09:33 PM (ye7KB)
I think feminists idolize her because on some subconscious level they see her for what she is, and have as much contempt for her as we do. Someone like Carly Fiorina, who has actual marketable skills, and can do shit and run things, would make them insecure and envious.
Even though she's what they claim is the ideal she stands as an indictment of how worthless they are. With Chelsea they can pity and look down on her, while claiming to admire her.
Posted by: Flynn sane at June 30, 2015 09:33 PM (p7dd/)
... oh, yeah, and some heartwarming story about meeting/motivating a child he met to get better grades in school by giving him a prized piece of Cowboy memorabilia...
... but... COWBOY FAN!
Posted by: Go, Silver and Blue! at June 30, 2015 09:33 PM (21zCy)
Posted by: Amy Carter at June 30, 2015 09:34 PM (N787Q)
We're talking women's soccer here Jay, not the St Louis Cardinals.
Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2015 09:30 PM (ry4ab)
Huh?
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Yes I am a Reds fan, why do you ask?
Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2015 09:34 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 30, 2015 09:34 PM (L3p2N)
Posted by: logprof: USA!!! at June 30, 2015 09:32 PM (JVgzo)
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No way. Say it ain't so.
Posted by: RioBravo at June 30, 2015 09:34 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: logprof: USA!!!
****
Do I make it a point to ruin your fantasies? Hmmmmm? Do I?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 09:34 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: logprof: USA!!! at June 30, 2015 09:32 PM (JVgzo)
LOL.
You came up with this based on what, exactly?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 30, 2015 09:35 PM (MYSVz)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 30, 2015 09:22 PM (zOTsN)
I stand in awe at the level of multi-level coordination across every conceivable agency, media outlet, lobbying firm, PAC, not-for-profit think tank and law center that the progressives have mastered in their inexorable march to destroy America.
Meanwhile Boehner and McConnell and the entire GOP establishment are barely capable of asking Barky "Please Sir, may I have another!"
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 30, 2015 09:35 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: awkward davies at June 30, 2015 09:36 PM (Jws+u)
OK, Amy, hired!
Posted by: Hamas at June 30, 2015 09:36 PM (N787Q)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 30, 2015 09:36 PM (EDYaR)
Even after all of the work Chelsea has had done, she still looks just like you.
Posted by: kakypat at June 30, 2015 09:37 PM (HUXet)
Posted by: chelsea danger at June 30, 2015 09:37 PM (SZWTt)
You came up with this based on what, exactly?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 30, 2015 09:35 PM (MYSVz)
--The rate of homosexuality among males if far higher than among females, period. Look it up.
Posted by: logprof: USA!!! at June 30, 2015 09:37 PM (JVgzo)
Anyway, what do I win? Oh, I do so hope it's the platinum membership with ampersands!
Posted by: R. Kipling at June 30, 2015 09:38 PM (Tb8YD)
"If you're going through hell, keep going"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 30, 2015 09:38 PM (jR7Wy)
of all the things that make me simultaneously grimace and roll my eyes .
. . who the FUCK were the 100 VIPs (does that still mean what it used
to?) who wanted their picture taken with her? how "important" can you be
when you still aspire to get your picture taken with chelsea clinton?
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Check out Weird Al's song "Lame Claim to Fame", I think it would explain things.
Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2015 09:38 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: logprof: USA!!! at June 30, 2015 09:37 PM (JVgzo)
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On sports teams?
Posted by: RioBravo at June 30, 2015 09:39 PM (NUqwG)
You just know the lefties loved this shit. This is a totally appropriate spend. They are extremely happy when this happens. No doubt about it.
But they could have got that Pitbull rapper to show up for less, I bet. And he would have played well with the African American campus communities, I think.
How about Frank Stallone? is he still around? He would showed up for less than 5 grand.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Esq at June 30, 2015 09:39 PM (APXIm)
Ummm, sooooo people had to identify as a race they were not. That couldn't have skewed the numbers or anything.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 09:29 PM (F0Cog)
I seem to remember my grand-mother having high cheekbones. Do I get a prize?
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 30, 2015 09:39 PM (ftVQq)
WNBA vs. MLB .
Dykes vs. guys banging supermodels .
Posted by: awkward davies at June 30, 2015 09:36 PM (Jws+u)
--384 logprof , bull shit .
WNBA vs. MLB .
Dykes vs. guys banging supermodels .
Posted by: awkward davies at June 30, 2015 09:36 PM (Jws+u)
--Funny, Mia Hamm banged Nomar Garciaparra for a loooong time.
Posted by: logprof: USA!!! at June 30, 2015 09:39 PM (JVgzo)
Posted by: Hillary at June 30, 2015 09:40 PM (N787Q)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 30, 2015 09:41 PM (EDYaR)
Posted by: logprof: USA!!! at June 30, 2015 09:42 PM (JVgzo)
388 of all the things that make me simultaneously grimace and roll my eyes . . . who the FUCK were the 100 VIPs (does that still mean what it used to?) who wanted their picture taken with her? how "important" can you be when you still aspire to get your picture taken with chelsea clinton? do you also have no real accomplishments to call your own? you have to have a super thin resume to be honestly impressed by her . . . what is so "VI" about these "P"s so smitten with a talentless child?
Posted by: chelsea danger at June 30, 2015 09:37 PM (SZWTt)
They're the Ph.D. equivalents of the lowly Bachelors' degree automatons that cream their jeans at the opportunity to stand behind Sir Golfsalot or Shrillary when they speechify.
To put it another way, they should take the advice succinctly summed up by the generic "New Yorker" cartoon caption: "I think I'll kill myself"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 30, 2015 09:42 PM (95CzI)
I call it vicarious narcissism. I've never understood how anyone could be dumb enough to feel it without becoming aware of it and rejecting it. I'm a man, but I've never been proud of the accomplishments of other men because of it. I'm half jewish, but I'm not proud of discovering Cantor's diagonalization proof. Yet feminists, minority and gay activists seem to want to feel narcissistic about the achievements of superior human beings that share some irrelevant attribute with them.
Posted by: Flynn sane at June 30, 2015 09:42 PM (mG3Qj)
I know it's monsoon, but the suggests rain. 9 out of 10 times there is no rain.
There is plenty of wind, dust, and lightning.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 09:43 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: logprof: USA!!! at June 30, 2015 09:43 PM (JVgzo)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Esq at June 30, 2015 09:39 PM (APXIm)<<<
And plenty left to get Norm MacDonald to intro him.
Norm: "Hey everybody we've got a great guest speaker for you tonight. I'd like you to give a warm welcome to, you guessed it...... Frank Stallone."
Posted by: when SNL was still kinda funny at June 30, 2015 09:43 PM (21zCy)
Pete Sampras and Rod Laver both well known gays , right ?
Posted by: awkward davies at June 30, 2015 09:44 PM (Jws+u)
Posted by: awkward davies at June 30, 2015 09:44 PM (Jws+u)
Does Dr. Renee count?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 30, 2015 09:45 PM (MYSVz)
Posted by: chelsea danger at June 30, 2015 09:45 PM (SZWTt)
Posted by: Eromero at June 30, 2015 09:46 PM (go5uR)
Vince Foster is not quite as dead as they thought as Kenn Starr arrives at the mansion to demand answers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 09:46 PM (kdHdm)
Posted by: Nobody Ever at June 30, 2015 09:46 PM (qyomX)
Pete Sampras and Rod Laver both well known gays , right ?
Posted by: awkward davies at June 30, 2015 09:44 PM (Jws+u)
--Uh, I'm leaving tennis and non-USA women outta this, pardon me.
Go on fapping over veiney, floppy DDD tits.
Posted by: logprof: USA!!! at June 30, 2015 09:47 PM (JVgzo)
408 Chelsea goes for 65K a pop? For that kind of money she would probably do a 'horse' movie, amiright?
Posted by: Eromero at June 30, 2015 09:46 PM (go5uR)
Chelsea Hidalgo Sea Biscuit Clinton
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 30, 2015 09:47 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: John Kerry at June 30, 2015 09:48 PM (qyomX)
Not that there's anything wrong with that .
Posted by: awkward davies at June 30, 2015 09:48 PM (Jws+u)
Posted by: logprof: USA!!! at June 30, 2015 09:39 PM (JVgzo)
ONE fucking counter example makes your case? WTF?
LPGA - dyke centralWomen's softball - punchline for dyke jokesWNBA - chock a block with dykesWomen's soccer - totally straight.
No doubt.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2015 09:48 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 30, 2015 09:48 PM (zOTsN)
Actually, she married him.
Posted by: tu3031 at June 30, 2015 09:41 PM (EDYaR)
--And I think they divorced. He probably could not keep up with her.
Posted by: logprof: USA!!! at June 30, 2015 09:49 PM (JVgzo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 09:49 PM (kdHdm)
do you ever feel like they are taking a bulldozer to America
Posted by: ThunderB at June 30, 2015 09:48 PM (zOTsN)
Been there... I got nothin'
-- Zombie Rachel Corrie
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 30, 2015 09:49 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 09:50 PM (kdHdm)
our women's team is doing well and we are descending into communism while being lead by fucking children
seems appropriate
Posted by: chelsea danger at June 30, 2015 09:50 PM (SZWTt)
Posted by: Splunge at June 30, 2015 09:50 PM (qyomX)
Like "American Velvet" or "The Black Stallion?" Sure.
Posted by: C Clinton at June 30, 2015 09:50 PM (L3p2N)
Well that would certainly kill even the online pr0n market - Chelsea
Clinton, Chelsea Manning, Sarah Jessica, and Jenner all in one movie.
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Pr0n is supposed to be entertaining, Anna, not some "enhanced interrogation" technique for Club Gitmo.
Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2015 09:51 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at June 30, 2015 09:51 PM (JVgzo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 09:50 PM (kdHdm)
I don't know, after all this time, she seems like a two-dimensional character.
Posted by: Splunge at June 30, 2015 09:51 PM (qyomX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 09:52 PM (kdHdm)
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at June 30, 2015 09:51 PM (JVgzo)
Naaaaaaay! (Neigh?)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2015 09:52 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 30, 2015 09:52 PM (baR5c)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Esq at June 30, 2015 09:53 PM (APXIm)
Posted by: SJP at June 30, 2015 09:53 PM (JVgzo)
She is also butt ugly and uninteresting. If she was hawt and could speak, I think there might be a sense of celebritynessity to her appearance butt (sic) urinal cake is the perfect, absolutely perfect, mental image for Webb's daughter.
Posted by: John Doe@AnotherQuidam at June 30, 2015 09:53 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 09:54 PM (kdHdm)
Posted by: logprof: USA!!! at June 30, 2015 09:32 PM (JVgzo)
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Actually I've heard that around 50% of female athletes are homosexual, whereas with men it's Michael Sam and that basketball guy. Women have a much more fluid sexuality which is influenced by the comeraderie and physical contact of sports more than it could influence men.
Posted by: Billy Jean Kink at June 30, 2015 09:54 PM (p7dd/)
exdem13 it would be a 'snuff' film as in anyone watching it would immediately off themselves.
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Right, so it's going on the Club Gitmo mailing list after completion, then?
Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2015 09:54 PM (ry4ab)
On October 21, 2010, the bulldozer driver who had run over Corrie testified for four hours, and was cross-examined by the Corries' attorney.[80] In addition, four experts, including an expert on the behalf of the Corrie family testified during the trial, and concluded that the bulldozer driver could not see Corrie.[81]
I find it so odd that they got it right and no one has tried ot change it. THEIR OWN EXPERT CONCLUDED THAT THE DRIVER COULD NOT SEE HER. END OF STORY....
Posted by: Mrs. Ace of Spades with a Wang! at June 30, 2015 09:54 PM (iQIUe)
I hope the CIA is taking notes.
Mohammed #739: "Do your worst, kuffar! I will never tell you where the bomb is! I laugh at your waterboarding!"
Bruce Jenner: "Hi. I'm Caitlyn. Do you like my little black dress?"
Mohammed #739: "Kull Wahad! I want to confess! Get me out of here!"
Posted by: Splunge at June 30, 2015 09:54 PM (qyomX)
go "WTF you doing with our money you fucking idiots?!" but apparently
nary a peep.
You have to wonder how administrators muster the balls to cough up that kind of money, then turn around and cry poor to the alumni.
I'd be worried that I'd be lynched.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2015 09:54 PM (oKE6c)
Q: What is this: _________
A: ASCII Rachel Corrie
Q: What is this: ..................
A: ASCII Rachel Corrie, as painted by a pointillist
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 30, 2015 09:54 PM (95CzI)
I want to throw a couch at Jerry Rivers. Gawd what an idjet.
Posted by: Infidel at June 30, 2015 09:54 PM (HN5+8)
You are assuming that Gaylord has left anyone in Gitmo to view it. Besides the guards.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 09:55 PM (kdHdm)
Jane wants to throat punch Juan Williams?
I want to throw a couch at Jerry Rivers. Gawd what an idjet.
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Hey, someone beaned Geraldo with a chair once. Why restrain yourself?
Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2015 09:56 PM (ry4ab)
Still pissed my software won't block it.
Posted by: logprof at June 30, 2015 09:56 PM (JVgzo)
Posted by: Richard Cory at June 30, 2015 09:57 PM (+jijM)
Right, so it's going on the Club Gitmo mailing list after completion, then?
You are assuming that Gaylord has left anyone in Gitmo to view it. Besides the guards.
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Oh come on, King Putt hasn't traded them all away for Rare Exclusive Foil Cards yet!
Posted by: exdem13 at June 30, 2015 09:58 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Splunge at June 30, 2015 09:59 PM (qyomX)
446 Zombie Rachel Corrie is joining the Cardinals as a Pancake Batter.
Posted by: Splunge at June 30, 2015 09:59 PM (qyomX)
I LOLed
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 30, 2015 10:00 PM (95CzI)
And a pox be upon the Clintons.
Posted by: Darth Randall at June 30, 2015 10:00 PM (KlVdw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 09:50 PM (kdHdm)
I don't know, after all this time, she seems like a two-dimensional character.
Posted by: Splunge at June 30, 2015 09:51 PM (qyomX)<<<
I still get plenty of traction on Rachel Corrie material.
Posted by: a bulldozer comic at June 30, 2015 10:00 PM (21zCy)
Posted by: Billy Jean Kink at June 30, 2015 09:54 PM (p7dd/)
--My stats are more confirmable online, and you can look up the bios of the USA players (can't say anything about other nations) and deal with it. Lesbians or no, they're hotter than the average celeb out there including any "reality" star.
Posted by: logprof at June 30, 2015 10:00 PM (JVgzo)
athletes are homosexual, whereas with men it's Michael Sam and that
basketball guy. Women have a much more fluid sexuality which is
influenced by the comeraderie and physical contact of sports more than
it could influence men.
Posted by: Billy Jean Kink at June 30, 2015 09:54 PM (p7dd/)
I suspect it's more the result of selection; dykes gravitate toward dykey kinds of things, rather like fruits gravitate toward hair dressing and such.
Having said that, I also suspect that you're right, that women's sexuality is more plastic, and even a normal girl immersed in a dykey environment might go that way after a while just because everyone else around her is doing it (women are also much more susceptible to social pressure, methinks).
The upshot is that since the proportion is so high, I assume all female athletes are dykes unless established otherwise. A liberal acquaintance told me about his daughter's college basketball experience for several years, before it recently came out that she and her girlfriend are "engaged," but not yet "married." Another generalization borne out.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2015 10:01 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 30, 2015 10:01 PM (L3p2N)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 30, 2015 10:02 PM (oVJmc)
*********
Go on......
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 30, 2015 10:02 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Splunge at June 30, 2015 10:02 PM (qyomX)
453
Zombie Rachel Corrie is joining the Cardinals as a Pancake Batter.
Strike zone: 1 mm.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 30, 2015 10:02 PM (oVJmc)
Juuuuuust a little outside...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 30, 2015 10:02 PM (95CzI)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 30, 2015 10:03 PM (95CzI)
can look up the bios of the USA players (can't say anything about other
nations) and deal with it. Lesbians or no, they're hotter than the
average celeb out there including any "reality" star.
Posted by: logprof at June 30, 2015 10:00 PM (JVgzo)
Their bios? Their bios?? Can't get much more reliable than that.
"Lesbians or no"
So you have your doubts as well, I take it.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2015 10:03 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Pete at June 30, 2015 10:05 PM (+xk0T)
"Lesbians or no"
So you have your doubts as well, I take it.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2015 10:03 PM (oKE6c)
--So any babe you can't bed is a dyke?
That's reliable?
C'mon.
Posted by: logprof at June 30, 2015 10:06 PM (JVgzo)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 10:07 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 30, 2015 10:01 PM (oKE6c)
Less risk regarding the sexual part of it than male homosexuals, and since most men think girl on girl is a turn on, those women who play around on the other team believe that if they decide it's not for them and they find some hot guy, he'll understand.
And probably ask for a reenactment.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 30, 2015 10:08 PM (WV80V)
Posted by: logprof at June 30, 2015 10:09 PM (JVgzo)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 30, 2015 10:11 PM (2XMpf)
Didn't click the link.
Didn't even risk a mouse-over.
Back in '08 this worthless bag of waste carbon was out whoring for her mom and someone asked about her cooze-hound of a father and she got all snitty about how she shouldn't even be asked such a thing.
That right there?
That was it for me on Harpy McHillbilly Jr.
SMOD, where is thy sting?
Posted by: Captain Comic at June 30, 2015 10:11 PM (iLQts)
Posted by: logprof
****
I must have missed where anyone said that. If someone did say that, do you want to bet that they even meant it?
Remember where you are at.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 10:11 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: cm9000 at June 30, 2015 10:12 PM (8zCR+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 09:50 PM (kdHdm)
I think that Rachel Corrie joke is wearing thin!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 30, 2015 10:13 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: logprof at June 30, 2015 10:09 PM (JVgzo)
Your butthurt sounds gay.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 30, 2015 10:13 PM (0NdlF)
walking graft-bag could have said something interesting or insightful,
no?"
This is why I read AoSHQ!
I would pay double the Platinum membership fee for this kind of prose!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 30, 2015 10:13 PM (Zu3d9)
This is all about paying someone to stand as an avatar for one's own Superiority."
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I love you Ace. Marry me. In a totally platonic way of course.
Posted by: stealing Ace's turns of phrase for arguments with my useless lib coworkers, YET again at June 30, 2015 10:13 PM (hjMgv)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 30, 2015 10:14 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 10:15 PM (kdHdm)
Posted by: enzo the baker at June 30, 2015 10:15 PM (kprEY)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 10:07 PM (F0Cog)
Ah yes, with two it's no longer anecdotal, it's data!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 30, 2015 10:15 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Hrothgar
****
The science is settled. Be quiet.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 10:16 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: logprof at June 30, 2015 10:09 PM (JVgzo)
Not at all. We dismiss soccer because it's retarded sport.
It was the opposable thumb that raised Man over the apes ... and soccer bans the opposable thumb. Biting is cool in soccer, but don't use your hands.
And soccer is a stupid sport that takes all day, lots of running around, no score and ties. Very Eurotrashy.
The lesbianism has nothing to do with how awful and stupid soccer is.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 30, 2015 10:16 PM (MYSVz)
1. Bullshit.
2. Unknowable, because the sample sizes are so small.
3. Who gives a shit? As long as they look good during the 40 seconds/year I watch women's sports.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 30, 2015 10:17 PM (Zu3d9)
Remember where you are at.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 10:11 PM (F0Cog)
--Sorry, gotta agree to disagree. Team USA soccer babes are visually more aesthetically pleasing than WNBA players, and I like athletic women more than floppy-titted, overly-tatted, fake-boobed women in the porn/"exotic dancer" industry. Hope Solo > stick insect super models in my mind. Fuck who you want, fuck who you like.
Posted by: logprof at June 30, 2015 10:17 PM (JVgzo)
Lesbian I don't know, but, the "crazy" quotient is high in that population.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 30, 2015 10:17 PM (L3p2N)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 10:15 PM (kdHdm)
Last night. Now I really have to get the movie, but it did have more than a few plot twists.
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 30, 2015 10:17 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 10:17 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 30, 2015 10:17 PM (Zu3d9)
--And that was my point, CBD.
Posted by: logprof at June 30, 2015 10:18 PM (JVgzo)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 30, 2015 10:18 PM (3mTLw)
Fixin' to take one of my sons to the airport. Have the sadz and hope I don't cry. ugh. xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, has a Hobbit foot at June 30, 2015 10:18 PM (FCPu0)
Posted by: logprof at June 30, 2015 10:06 PM (JVgzo)
Axiomatic.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 30, 2015 10:19 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Mrs. Ace of Spades with a Wang! at June 30, 2015 10:19 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Cymbaline at June 30, 2015 10:19 PM (s5/M/)
Posted by: chelsea danger at June 30, 2015 10:21 PM (SZWTt)
The charisma of a urinal cake
I did laugh out Lloyd at that one
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 30, 2015 10:18 PM (3mTLw)
And it fits so well with the Useless Failure-Puddle lead-in!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 30, 2015 10:21 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Cymbaline at June 30, 2015 10:19 PM (s5/M/)
Tell me about it ...
Posted by: Yoko Ono at June 30, 2015 10:21 PM (MYSVz)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
****
They are also ex-girlfriends now.
It's possible that they, and the other dancers I spoke with (outside of their work) were messing with me, but it didn't seem that way.
One thing was almost 100%, they think we are degenerate idiots for throwing money at them for getting nude.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 10:21 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 10:22 PM (kdHdm)
Posted by: Cheshirecat at June 30, 2015 10:22 PM (e8vZc)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 30, 2015 10:18 PM (3mTLw)
Hey!
Posted by: Lloyd at June 30, 2015 10:22 PM (2XMpf)
First of all, this is AoSHQ. You do not simply agree. Fight a bit!
Second....as long as you agree that the primary function of women's sports is to titillate, then we are simpatico. But it is not true athleticism in about 90% of the "athletes" who play chick sports.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 30, 2015 10:22 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 30, 2015 10:23 PM (2XMpf)
Posted by: logprof
****
Any woman I cannot bed...needs more chloroform.
(I denounce myself)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 10:24 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 10:24 PM (kdHdm)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel
A crack Ho as seen on Cops would cost you $25 bucks and you would get something in return
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 30, 2015 10:25 PM (3mTLw)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 10:25 PM (F0Cog)
Well.....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 30, 2015 10:26 PM (L3p2N)
Well a few somethings besides a cheap thrill and a possible police record for solicitation.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 10:26 PM (kdHdm)
Posted by: chelsea danger at June 30, 2015 10:27 PM (SZWTt)
That means that Israel has one more week before they implement their "Bomb The Fvck Out of Iran" plan.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 30, 2015 10:28 PM (Zu3d9)
****
Yeah. Something that would never go away I bet.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 30, 2015 10:28 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 30, 2015 10:25 PM (3mTLw)
Watch it, buster!
Posted by: Don Ho at June 30, 2015 10:29 PM (MYSVz)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 30, 2015 10:29 PM (KCxzN)
That means that Israel has one more week before they implement their "Bomb The Fvck Out of Iran" plan.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June
They should be able to run that drill, in the dark, blind folded by now.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 30, 2015 10:32 PM (3mTLw)
Posted by: chelsea danger at June 30, 2015 10:32 PM (SZWTt)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 30, 2015 10:22 PM (Zu3d9)
--I submit that any of the Team USA soccer babes could run circles 'round 90% of us Morons.
Posted by: logprof at June 30, 2015 10:39 PM (JVgzo)
I would curse the Clinton Crime Family, but they have given me inspiration to start my own nonprofit organization. Ace, you really need to look into doing something similar!
Posted by: keninnorcal at July 01, 2015 12:25 AM (3OTR8)
Posted by: Justfactualthings at July 01, 2015 03:13 AM (oCxXI)
10 min speech $65,000
5 min speech $130,000
No speech $260,000
Posted by: patchy at July 01, 2015 10:35 AM (8qK6f)
Sure. I would testify to that. Is that the right answer? What do you want me to say when asked about it?
Posted by: Chris Balsz at July 01, 2015 04:32 PM (8rRE+)
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