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Overnight Open Thread (27 Jun 2015)
Admiral Josh Painter: "This business will get out of control! It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it!"
Animal Farm
Evidently, some people are more special than others. Justice Department to fast track $29 million dollars to help Charleston shooting victims' families. Keep in mind, this money isn't tax dollars. The Fort Hood victims had to fight tooth and nail to just get a purple heart. On a side note, perhaps those of us who have become victims of the OPM debacle (there is no patch for incompetence)can request lifetime funding from this fund to cover the costs of having to have identity protection services for the rest of our lives. Hmmmm This might get interesting. Coalition of African-American pastors vow civil disobedience to gay marriage ruling. I think they'll fold when tax-exempt statuses come up. Rocket Under The Ice
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: AltonJackson at June 27, 2015 10:07 PM (KCxzN)
'It's just the #ConfederateFlag,' they say, 'and if you don't support purging it from history, you're racist!' But it isn't just about the flag soldiers flew a century and a half ago.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9379
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 27, 2015 10:07 PM (7YlUk)
My quote applies to that dealio too.
Posted by: Admiral Painter at June 27, 2015 10:08 PM (TWXpK)
don't forget to fap
Posted by: moron #73 at June 27, 2015 10:09 PM (PY/7D)
Posted by: Kleenex Salesman at June 27, 2015 10:10 PM (TWXpK)
Posted by: CDR M at June 27, 2015 10:11 PM (TWXpK)
Posted by: CDR M at June 27, 2015 10:11 PM (TWXpK)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 27, 2015 10:12 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2015 10:13 PM (EzgxV)
Just don't do the technicolor yawn on the carpet. It was just cleaned.
Posted by: CDR M at June 27, 2015 10:13 PM (TWXpK)
Prepare for an epidemic of public jackin' it.
Posted by: wooga at June 27, 2015 10:13 PM (XK0dn)
Posted by: wooga at June 27, 2015 10:13 PM (XK0dn)
Sweet!
Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at June 27, 2015 10:14 PM (TWXpK)
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That's why I laid down the plastic sheeting.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 27, 2015 10:15 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 27, 2015 10:15 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: CDR M at June 27, 2015 10:15 PM (TWXpK)
Posted by: Bob Dole at June 27, 2015 10:15 PM (Dwehj)
zero
they just pick on bakers and florists.
they'll ask the Banditos 1% MG first before a mosque
Posted by: moron #73 at June 27, 2015 10:16 PM (PY/7D)
Posted by: mpfs, Questioning My Sanity at June 27, 2015 10:16 PM (M+tdH)
Posted by: CDR M at June 27, 2015 10:15 PM (TWXpK)
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I'm an 'ette!
*unzips eye holes on your gimp mask*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 27, 2015 10:16 PM (jR7Wy)
It's June 27th, raining and 60 degrees in central Ohio tonight.
It feels colder than that.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 27, 2015 10:17 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Bob Dole at June 27, 2015 10:15 PM (Dwehj)
Aw schucks. I go through that my entire shift and when I pull overtime.
Posted by: EPA Prolific Porn Watcher at June 27, 2015 10:17 PM (TWXpK)
That is very cool.
Of course, you realize that if you play that with your children, you're disadvantaging children whose parents don't play it with them. Which means you're a racist hater.
Posted by: rickl at June 27, 2015 10:17 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 27, 2015 10:18 PM (pCePB)
none of these gey activists will be bold enough to ask a mosque to marrie them
zero
Posted by: moron #73 at June 27, 2015 10:16 PM (PY/7D)
I'd like to see a couple of brave guys, who don't even have to be gay, demand every mosque in America accept their right to be married in those same mosques.
If the gays won't do it, let a couple of straight people do it on their behalf and let the gays deal with the consequences.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 27, 2015 10:18 PM (AC0lD)
See? I forgot to fap again before I write! I'll get you some of the good stuff from ace's complimentary treats bag for good 'ette's.
Posted by: CDR M at June 27, 2015 10:19 PM (TWXpK)
If so, how would I send him a link?
Posted by: the bourbon cowboy at June 27, 2015 10:19 PM (SjhNN)
Posted by: CDR M at June 27, 2015 10:20 PM (TWXpK)
An action that would get white churches tax exempt status removed very quickly.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 27, 2015 10:21 PM (Z7G74)
CDR M is a bit of a perv.
Hmmm
Posted by: mpfs, Questioning My Sanity at June 27, 2015 10:16 PM (M+tdH)
Sailor.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2015 10:22 PM (+OXwX)
It's not like they would even have to prove they are "gay"... Is there any other fundamental right that is based on a momentary admission based on a mood/whim?
Posted by: Phil at June 27, 2015 10:22 PM (39FGM)
Death will not come from the sky, but from the earth. Unlike "climate change", these will be completely man-made.
Funny, there's a lot of Greek writing on the Agent of Destruction heading towards the world's financial system. There's also several huge Omega symbols.
* srednop*
Posted by: Thrawn at June 27, 2015 10:23 PM (wZ2hu)
disadvantaging children whose parents don't play it with them. Which
means you're a racist hater."
Yes. Also, reading to children == RAYCISS H8 ELEVENTY!!!
Posted by: torquewrench at June 27, 2015 10:23 PM (noWW6)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Geer
A "big C" Communist, too, as in an actual card-carrying member.
Posted by: rickl at June 27, 2015 10:23 PM (sdi6R)
I am thinking that we should go back to that.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 27, 2015 10:25 PM (baR5c)
And associated with pedo-enablers.
Posted by: Phil at June 27, 2015 10:25 PM (39FGM)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 27, 2015 10:25 PM (kmtse)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2015 10:22 PM (+OXwX)
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Me too.
On the plus side, we're absolute demons on swabbing up.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 27, 2015 10:26 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 27, 2015 10:26 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 27, 2015 10:26 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2015 10:27 PM (rwI+c)
Wait, that didn't sound right....
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 27, 2015 10:27 PM (Edob3)
That first cat photo made me think of this photo of Mika Brezzscruntski.
http://tinyurl.com/nl4jrze
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2015 10:28 PM (+OXwX)
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/selection-du-weekend-146-57.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2015 10:28 PM (g3KXW)
Counts me out.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 27, 2015 10:25 PM (kmtse)
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For Moron values of "good".
How you feeling tonight SMFH? Still on the good stuff?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 27, 2015 10:28 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: moron #73 at June 27, 2015 10:29 PM (PY/7D)
Posted by: The Ad Council at June 27, 2015 10:29 PM (iI++U)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 27, 2015 10:29 PM (HstNY)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 27, 2015 10:29 PM (rwI+c)
I used the wrong email address earlier. this is the correct one.
cdr_m007 at yahoo dot com
Posted by: CDR M at June 27, 2015 10:30 PM (TWXpK)
"Sailor."
Well, you have to look out for the squids, but you *really* have to look out for the ones who are *embarked* with the squids.
A couple of years back there was a big scandal about USMC enlisted from Camp Pendleton driving up to the San Fernando Valley on leave, to cash in on starring in the gay variant of the Valley's porn industry.
Which generated the proud boast, "A Marine will fuck anything! Getting paid is merely a bonus!"
By the way, the porn biz in the Valley is not doing great since the Los Angeles County pols decided on a mandatory condom ordinance. But, they raised the minimum wage in the county to fifteen bucks! So they got that going for them, which is nice.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 27, 2015 10:30 PM (noWW6)
Actually moved around today without being hunched over.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 27, 2015 10:30 PM (kmtse)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 27, 2015 10:15 PM (jR7Wy)
Somehow, I figured you were a Dexter fan!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 27, 2015 10:30 PM (ftVQq)
In order for that to happen someone would actually have to do some enforcement work.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 27, 2015 10:30 PM (W5DcG)
There was an episode in 1970 with Will Geer in it. He was clearly a talented actor.
I (being 15 at the time) commented that I had never seen him before. Either my mom or my dad said "He was blacklisted for being a Communist."
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 27, 2015 10:31 PM (baR5c)
I texted my Pastor friend about the SCOTUS ruling today and he was confident that they'd fail like they had in the past.
I told him I wished I could share in his confidence.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 27, 2015 10:31 PM (wZ2hu)
Phrasing
Posted by: Garrett at June 27, 2015 10:31 PM (G4+LA)
Next movie is Attack of the 50ft Cat
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/selection-du-weekend-146-top.jpg
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2015 10:31 PM (g3KXW)
Don't they have to wear goggles or face shields now?
Posted by: CDR M at June 27, 2015 10:31 PM (TWXpK)
http://www.gadsdenandculpeper.com/modern-tyrannicide.html
Rumor has it that that shirt represents alexthechick's meeting with Justice Roberts.
I should know, because I started that rumor myself.
Posted by: rickl at June 27, 2015 10:32 PM (sdi6R)
And you know, that's where it all went wrong for John Chancellor. Just failing to show enough leg.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 27, 2015 10:32 PM (noWW6)
Don't they have to wear goggles or face shields now?
Posted by: CDR M at June 27, 2015 10:31 PM (TWXpK)
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Gay Marine steampunk porn?
Got any titles?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 27, 2015 10:33 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 27, 2015 10:34 PM (pCePB)
I'll send an email later tonight or tomorrow. The 28th marks an anniversary that is important to me, and may be a little bit for anyone in the Navy family.
I'm on my way out of this fine place, so a mention would be nice on my way out. Use it if you want - don't if you don't want. No worries either way.
Posted by: the bourbon cowboy at June 27, 2015 10:34 PM (4nN12)
And associated with pedo-enablers.
Posted by: Phil at June 27, 2015 10:25 PM (39FGM)
He was just before his time. He'd be a Senator today.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 27, 2015 10:34 PM (oKE6c)
why anyone would vacation in a moslem country like Tunisia or Turkey in 2015 is beyond my thinking skills
Posted by: moron #73 at June 27, 2015 10:29 PM (PY/7D)
Barry: Don't get on your Crusading/Jim Crowing high horse. I'm sending my lovely beard/wife to Libya. Then I'll be free to marry Reggie!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2015 10:35 PM (DiZBp)
Maet does the Sunday ONT. I'll forward on what you send.
Posted by: CDR M at June 27, 2015 10:35 PM (TWXpK)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 27, 2015 10:35 PM (baR5c)
I know exactly where that is. I work at 30 and Cooper just west of the them.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 27, 2015 09:55 PM (pCePB)
Yip also said he/she is in Arlington, so that's 3 of us nearby. Sounding encouraging.
Posted by: Blano at June 27, 2015 10:35 PM (VJImz)
Posted by: admiral marcus at June 27, 2015 10:35 PM (0u/CC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2015 10:35 PM (g3KXW)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 27, 2015 10:36 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 27, 2015 10:36 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 27, 2015 10:37 PM (+jijM)
I feel like Chuck Heston in Planet of the Apes. It's a mad house. MAD HOUSE!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2015 10:38 PM (DiZBp)
Okay, I'm back. Several here. Didn't know about Yip. Me, rickb, Theresa, Spunge, DG, Ally G, COJ.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 27, 2015 10:38 PM (pCePB)
Commercials with gay married couples are coming soon, just a matter of when. My guess is stuck between the crying women PSA's
Posted by: kbdabear at June 27, 2015 10:39 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 27, 2015 10:38 PM (pCePB)
Awesome!!
Posted by: Blano at June 27, 2015 10:40 PM (VJImz)
I feel like Chuck Heston in Planet of the Apes. It's a mad house. MAD HOUSE!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2015 10:38 PM (DiZBp)
Best part is that this is not the end of the beginning, it is only the beginning of the beginning!
Posted by: Zombie Winston Churchill at June 27, 2015 10:41 PM (ftVQq)
http://sentinelmission.org/
Posted by: rickl at June 27, 2015 10:41 PM (sdi6R)
Action, the first one of those assasination conspiracy films, written by
Dalton Trumbo,
Posted by: admiral marcus
Funny how that works.
I dimly remember a movie where Sterling Hayden (another hollywood commie) played the part of some right-wing nut job (RWNJ-patent pending), arming some militia, and trying to start a civil war. JFK like conspiracy was wound up in there too.
In their hard left paranoia, they really believed that stuff.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 27, 2015 10:42 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 27, 2015 10:42 PM (pCePB)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 27, 2015 10:42 PM (GrXXa)
Raining and 60 degrees? Dammit, you're the one that stole our weather! It's 90 here and all the moss is dying! Give it back!
Posted by: Seattle at June 27, 2015 10:42 PM (uPxUo)
"I'm at 30 and Bush Turnpike (161) just east of 360 and the stadiums."
I know exactly where that is. I work at 30 and Cooper just west of the them.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 27, 2015 09:55 PM (pCePB)
Yip also said he/she is in Arlington, so that's 3 of us nearby. Sounding encouraging.
Posted by: Blano at June 27, 2015 10:35 PM (VJImz)
Allen G is somewhere in the DFW area IIRC, I'm a bit further south in Waxahachie. I'm pretty sure we have several more of you reprobates in driving distance.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2015 10:43 PM (+OXwX)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 27, 2015 10:39 PM (GrXXa)
You haven't seen the new commercials by Tylenol (let's lecture you h8ers about love) and Wells (Heather has 2 mommies) Fargo?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2015 10:43 PM (DiZBp)
We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven; that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
Tennyson
Yes, I'm watching Skyfall. This quote by the character M speaks to me about our country, especially this week.
Modern vs Traditional. We will not yield.
Posted by: mpfs, Questioning My Sanity at June 27, 2015 10:43 PM (M+tdH)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 27, 2015 10:44 PM (BVDFs)
Use your money to buy better booze for when you're waiting for SMOD.
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 27, 2015 10:44 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: kbdabear
If you go to YouTube, the top video is all about LGBT love or something, and it went up yesterday, and already has like 2.5 million hits.
Isn't love grand??
The comments are pretty precious too. YouTube comments are about the biggest sewer of stupidity on the planet.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 27, 2015 10:44 PM (+1T7c)
The commies are a comnin' there'll be dancin' tonight.
The commies are a comnin' there'll be dancin' tonight.
Posted by: Ralph at June 27, 2015 10:44 PM (fcqmr)
It's not a circular firing squad, it is Russian nesting dolls of triggers
Posted by: The Nesting Hat at June 27, 2015 10:44 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 27, 2015 10:45 PM (ucDmr)
It says FAP Inside.
Trust me, they get mad if you do.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 27, 2015 10:45 PM (F0Cog)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/614818473458421760
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/614818766132748289
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/614819498038816768
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/614820312341958658
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/614820671873503232
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/614822423351963653
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/614823215324598272
Posted by: kbdabear at June 27, 2015 10:45 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 27, 2015 10:45 PM (KCxzN)
Okay, so you guys are way ahead of me.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2015 10:45 PM (+OXwX)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2015 10:43 PM (+OXwX)
Waxahachie is where I do for Bible study these days. Friend of mine got a preaching gig down there.
Posted by: Blano at June 27, 2015 10:45 PM (VJImz)
Posted by: Garrett at June 27, 2015 10:46 PM (G4+LA)
Posted by: Yip at June 27, 2015 10:46 PM (e7T6D)
Polli? Same state anyway, not sure about the exact area.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 27, 2015 10:46 PM (BVDFs)
Posted by: mpfs, Questioning My Sanity
Well, be careful about getting on the highway, at least.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 27, 2015 10:46 PM (+1T7c)
At work for night 1 of 6 in a row.
It's a reducto ad absurdum of trigger warnings...if my Latin doesn't mislead me.
Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 27, 2015 10:46 PM (b2cFu)
Anyone else amused that during the work week ONTs show up at 11, but on the weekend they're here at 1o?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 27, 2015 10:47 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 27, 2015 10:47 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Blano at June 27, 2015 10:47 PM (VJImz)
Posted by: mpfs, Questioning My Sanity at June 27, 2015 10:47 PM (M+tdH)
Posted by: Yip at June 27, 2015 10:48 PM (e7T6D)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 27, 2015 10:45 PM (ucDmr)
So, not just me being paranoid. Sounded ominous.
Bourbon Cowboy, please reassure us! (Epic nic, btw!)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 27, 2015 10:48 PM (BVDFs)
Isn't love grand??
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America
If teh ghey secks is so wonderful, why the constant bombardment of propaganda telling us how great it is? Ice cream is great, but when was the last time Apple or GM had to remind us of ice cream's greatness?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 27, 2015 10:48 PM (tgnRB)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 27, 2015 10:47 PM (GEICT)
You should know we're easily amused!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 27, 2015 10:48 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 27, 2015 10:47 PM (GEICT)
ONT Savings Time?
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 27, 2015 10:48 PM (7YlUk)
Yeah, he's somewhere down there. McMansion country.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 27, 2015 10:48 PM (pCePB)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/614864667635249153
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/614864837089304576
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/614865016613941249
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/614865171371171840
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/614865323272089600
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/614865546916593664
Posted by: kbdabear at June 27, 2015 10:49 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 27, 2015 10:47 PM (GEICT)
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No kidding! Sometimes 11:30! I would love it if the weekday ONTs started at 9:30 or 10:00 so I can get my licks in before bed.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 27, 2015 10:49 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: admiral marcus at June 27, 2015 10:49 PM (0u/CC)
A Red Storm Rising film, done properly, would be amazing. However:
1) Mustn't offend the Russians by making them villains
B) the scale of the book is so epic they'd have to gut it or turn it into a 2-part movie (ideally, it should be a miniseries)
iv) Hollywood would completely wreck it independent of factors 1) and B)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 27, 2015 10:49 PM (b2cFu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2015 10:49 PM (g3KXW)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 27, 2015 10:50 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 27, 2015 10:49 PM (jR7Wy)
Hmmm!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 27, 2015 10:50 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 27, 2015 10:49 PM (jR7Wy)
*ahem*
Phrasing.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 27, 2015 10:50 PM (GEICT)
Getting too old to deal with metromess traffic. Couldn't even muster up enough enthusiasm to visit the gun store in Weatherford today.
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at June 27, 2015 10:50 PM (zauWW)
Cat: "I like boxes, a lot."
As I speak, Mike Hammer's Cat is lying between keyboard and monitor.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2015 10:50 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 27, 2015 10:48 PM (ftVQq)
Ain't that the damn truth. Lol.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 27, 2015 10:51 PM (GEICT)
Recruitment...?
Posted by: Phil at June 27, 2015 10:51 PM (39FGM)
Posted by: Yip at June 27, 2015 10:51 PM (e7T6D)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 27, 2015 10:51 PM (pCePB)
I'll send an email later tonight or tomorrow. The 28th marks an anniversary that is important to me, and may be a little bit for anyone in the Navy family.
I'm on my way out of this fine place, so a mention would be nice on my way out. Use it if you want - don't if you don't want. No worries either way.
Posted by: the bourbon cowboy at June 27, 2015 10:34 PM (4nN12)
That comment didn't sound worrisome to me.
But then again, I have the emotional sensitivity of a rock.
Posted by: rickl at June 27, 2015 10:52 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 27, 2015 10:47 PM (GEICT)
****
It has occurred to me that this may be a deliberate thing to cool things down on the ONT.
Evening all.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 27, 2015 10:52 PM (6QG8q)
Posted by: joncelli at June 27, 2015 10:53 PM (ENczY)
I probably shouldn't bring this up here but with all that talk about pizza on the other thread, well, I went out and ordered one myself from a local joint.
it was good. Really good. And I'm trying to lose weight, too! But not tonight.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at June 27, 2015 10:53 PM (Mb6qh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2015 10:53 PM (g3KXW)
Posted by: Baldy at June 27, 2015 10:54 PM (sEXjW)
1) Mustn't offend the Russians by making them villains
Commiewood would make Russians villains but only pre and post commie Russians. Just don't make them Muslims as in changing them to Neo-Nazis in that rubbish version of The Sum of All Fears.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2015 10:54 PM (DiZBp)
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I disagree. Russians have become the go-to villains for Hollywood. They have no constituency here to
Okay..., I did watch a Liam Neeson flick the other night that featured Albanian bad guys.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2015 10:54 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at June 27, 2015 10:55 PM (Mb6qh)
they just pick on bakers and florists.
they'll ask the Banditos 1% MG first before a mosque
Posted by: moron #73 at June 27, 2015 10:16 PM (PY/7D)
I'm willing to bet that they will not only avoid mosques, but also black churches. It's all about punishing people who don't vote D.
Catholics used to be strongly D, but now they are divided (those who actually are in the pews tend to be more conservative than the bishops and the cultural Catholics). The bishops misguided and stupid support of amnesty and Ocare won't save them.
So they'll go after us mackerel snappers. I'm positive they'll also target Southern Baptists. Because Southern. The progs just revel in any humiliation they can mete out to Southerners.
Funny, I remember that when Carter was elected, being Southern was briefly cool. But that's when the South still voted D.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at June 27, 2015 10:56 PM (+XMAD)
http://youtu.be/nCKkHqlx9dE
This is the guy who's going to get the chicks when the Burning Times come.
Posted by: The Truth, the whole Truth etc. at June 27, 2015 10:56 PM (ioXP7)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at June 27, 2015 10:56 PM (Mb6qh)
Red Storm Rising would have to be a mini-series. Just the hiding out in Iceland would be a movie by itself.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2015 10:53 PM (g3KXW)
"The skipper? I watched him kill two Russians with a knife."
"Bloody hell."
Love that line.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2015 10:57 PM (+OXwX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2015 10:57 PM (9mTYi)
They're also white. That's the important thing.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at June 27, 2015 10:57 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at June 27, 2015 10:58 PM (Mb6qh)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 27, 2015 10:58 PM (jR7Wy)
She's too evil to believe. I am serious, these people do not belong in our country.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 27, 2015 10:59 PM (ukTrJ)
I've never dabbled in it
Grey Goose is way expensive, something about half the cost of that?
Posted by: moron #73 at June 27, 2015 10:59 PM (PY/7D)
Posted by: The Truth
-------------------------
Heh.
Posted by: Well-armed roaming hut snatcher. at June 27, 2015 10:59 PM (9mTYi)
But it was a dry heat.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at June 27, 2015 10:55 PM (Mb6qh)
Double digits? Not hot...
Posted by: The Vegas Hat at June 27, 2015 10:59 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 27, 2015 11:00 PM (F0Cog)
They're also white. That's the important thing.
Posted by: Donna V. (brandishing ampersands) at June 27, 2015 10:57 PM (+XMAD)
And Vlad is anti-homo so the story will change into some SJW fantasy
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 27, 2015 11:00 PM (DiZBp)
Prepare for an epidemic of public jackin' it.
Posted by: wooga at June 27, 2015 10:13 PM (XK0dn)
Sweet!
Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at June 27, 2015
A gag was going around after Pee Wee lost his livelihood that Ted Turner had signed him for the Braves bullpen. Figured he could come on in the ninth and pull it out.
Posted by: Mickey and Sylvia at June 27, 2015 11:01 PM (QP2lF)
Posted by: Yip at June 27, 2015 11:01 PM (e7T6D)
(Arizona)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 27, 2015 11:01 PM (F0Cog)
Was that "Winter Kills"?
I had to search Hayden's name on IMDB because that plot didn't sound familiar since I've never seen it.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080139/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_6
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 27, 2015 11:02 PM (W5DcG)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/nekeyou
This is the confluence of hate, evil, and stupid all in one Democrat Senator.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 27, 2015 11:02 PM (ukTrJ)
I saw Hut Snatcher open for Ani DiFranco at the Lobero Theater in Santa Barbara back in 08'.
You wouldn't believe the BO and patchouli stench. And that was just my date.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2015 11:03 PM (+OXwX)
She's too evil to believe. I am serious, these people do not belong in our country.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 27, 2015 10:59 PM (ukTrJ)
Ah, yes, our lesbian Commie Senator, Tammy Baldwin of Madison.
The Badger State suffers from serious schizophrenia. We elect Walker 3 times and then vote Baldwin in. I blame long winters, drunkenness, and also dirty Scandis.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at June 27, 2015 11:03 PM (+XMAD)
So, a few details to be put right.
What would fit in a single-showing movie form factor from the same era would be _Team Yankee_.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 27, 2015 11:04 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Yip at June 27, 2015 11:04 PM (e7T6D)
Posted by: admiral marcus at June 27, 2015 11:04 PM (0u/CC)
Hey guess what douchebags. Because of those things you've done that you hate you have probably gained millions upon millions of fans who have gone on to purchase your other albums or watch your movies that otherwise would probably have never given them a second look. So suck it up.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 27, 2015 11:05 PM (Qstgh)
And only in a little room in the basement.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 27, 2015 11:05 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2015 10:57 PM (9mTYi)
I think it will come far sooner than we think. Free wide-ranging discussions are dangerous to the hive mind.
Social media shaming tools, Common Core re-education tools, and Net Neutrality "regulations" are already in place.
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 27, 2015 11:06 PM (ftVQq)
Half the price of The Goose, but you probably wont see it on the shelf. Made by a personal friend of mine, locally.
Tammy, i appreciate your concern, but it is currently unwarranted. Seriously, thank you.
Posted by: the bourbon cowboy at June 27, 2015 11:06 PM (4nN12)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 27, 2015 11:06 PM (ucDmr)
https://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=230271
The comments are worth reading, too.
Posted by: rickl at June 27, 2015 11:07 PM (sdi6R)
And IIRC, he was also prescient enough to demand apiece of the gate (?), so a little hypocrital, no?
Posted by: speedster1 on the ipad at June 27, 2015 11:07 PM (1brdf)
Winter Kills is the Condon novel/film with John Huston as the Joe P Kennedy/Noah Cross mashup who kills his POTUS/JFK son.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 27, 2015 11:08 PM (+OXwX)
Also no longer in inventory - FB-111A, F-4G, A-7, F-14, Harrier...
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2015 11:08 PM (g3KXW)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/614992589092179968
When the muzzies start attacking teh gheys and teh gheys cry out "please save us".....
"Nobody here but us racist homophobic haters"
Posted by: kbdabear at June 27, 2015 11:08 PM (GrXXa)
145 any good suggestions for vodka?
I've never dabbled in it
Grey Goose is way expensive, something about half the cost of that?
Posted by: moron #73 at June 27, 2015 10:59 PM (PY/7D)
I think that Skyy vodka is serviceable and definitely cheaper than grey goose.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 27, 2015 11:08 PM (Qstgh)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at June 27, 2015 11:09 PM (Mb6qh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 27, 2015 11:05 PM (W5DcG)
I think there will be a surging market for builders that understand how to build a well constructed priest hole.
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 27, 2015 11:09 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 27, 2015 11:10 PM (ucDmr)
'Or prohibiting the free exercise thereof.'
You dumb bint.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 27, 2015 11:11 PM (oVJmc)
They then grew into narcissitic, pretentious, a-holes.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 27, 2015 11:11 PM (F0Cog)
173 god damn rednecks or Hispanics in my neighborhood decided let's set off the loudest shit we got tonite, really pissing me off. Hope the blow off an arm or some shit. Bullshit.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 27, 2015 11:10 PM (ucDmr)
If they're still doing it and it's illegal to set off fireworks call the cops on them. On or around Independence Day but if they're doing it already screw them.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 27, 2015 11:12 PM (Qstgh)
I've never dabbled in it
Grey Goose is way expensive, something about half the cost of that?
Posted by: moron #73 at June 27, 2015 10:59 PM (PY/7D)
I think that Skyy vodka is serviceable and definitely cheaper than grey goose.
Posted by: Buzzion
If you have a Trader Joe's in your area, their "vodka of the gods" is pretty good, IMO and is cheap. A friend of mine thinks it tastes like kerosene, so your mileage may vary.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 27, 2015 11:12 PM (tgnRB)
Posted by: jmel at June 27, 2015 11:12 PM (cfFqn)
You breeders will accept our sexual proclivities in each and every form without recriminations or you will be deemed haters.
Posted by: The Fags and Lesbos at June 27, 2015 11:12 PM (P330y)
Posted by: speedster1 on the ipad at June 27, 2015 11:12 PM (1brdf)
Posted by: eman at June 27, 2015 11:12 PM (MQEz6)
But words mean what justice Humpty Dumpty say they mean.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 27, 2015 11:13 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: moron #73 at June 27, 2015 10:59 PM (PY/7D)
The NY Times (I think) did a tasting and found that Smirnoff was the winner for most people.
I think that there are differences between potato, wheat and rye vodkas, but for overall quality? Eh, whatever taste best for you.
Grey Goose is just marketed well.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 27, 2015 11:13 PM (Zu3d9)
You dumb bint.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 27, 2015 11:11 PM (oVJmc)
that in the constellation or sumpin?
Posted by: scotus at June 27, 2015 11:14 PM (j7iSn)
and I'll say, "No"
Posted by: Rorschach at June 27, 2015 11:14 PM (F0Cog)
Man, it rocked.
Posted by: Ralph at June 27, 2015 11:14 PM (6qmBU)
In any event, in the RSR movie, can we still have hundreds of SJWs killed off and perhaps a stupid Democratic Senator or two who express contempt for the First Amendment?
Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at June 27, 2015 11:14 PM (Mb6qh)
Sobieski is pretty good bang for the buck. Polish.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 27, 2015 11:14 PM (W5DcG)
I've never dabbled in it
---
360 vodka is good.
Green Carnation:
2 oz. vodka
1/2 oz. Midori
Splash of Benedictine
Splash of lime juice
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 27, 2015 11:15 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 27, 2015 11:16 PM (oVJmc)
I'm a big fan of Blue Ice; it's a potato vodka, reasonably priced, almost has a sweet aftertaste.
Plus, good to go for Pesach.
Posted by: speedster1 on the ipad at June 27, 2015 11:16 PM (1brdf)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 27, 2015 11:16 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: the bourbon cowboy at June 27, 2015 11:06 PM (4nN12)
Thank YOU for putting my mind at ease. Please do not EVER hesitate to reach out. Join the Yahoo Group!
We have been through this once.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 27, 2015 11:17 PM (BVDFs)
I've never dabbled in it
Grey Goose is way expensive, something about half the cost of that?
Posted by: moron #73 at June 27, 2015 10:59 PM (PY/7D)
Val-u-rite, of course! Tell 'em Ace sent you and you'll not only get a sweet case discount, but he gets a kickback.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2015 11:17 PM (EzgxV)
I bet if you stick about 12 vodkas of various prices in front of people most are not going to notice the difference. And if they claim they can use 6 and use duplicates and they'd probably wind up ranking the same vodka differently.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 27, 2015 11:18 PM (Qstgh)
Posted by: speedster1 on the ipad at June 27, 2015 11:18 PM (1brdf)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 27, 2015 11:18 PM (tgnRB)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 27, 2015 11:19 PM (jR7Wy)
Hey, Chavez, how's it going? Beautiful weather here today.
Funny, I have my windows open and there are a bunch of guys on the sidewalk talking very loudly in Arabic. And they're busting a gut. Something's really funny.
I imagine they're saying something like this:
"Crazy Americans! ISIS kills many infidels every day and Americans obsess about a flag and give sodomites the right to marry! It's hiliarious! When we take over, we will give sodomites the right to choose whether they want to be thrown from the tops of buildings or hung from the lamppost. The Gays for Palestine will get special treatment - a quick bullet to the brain. Because we are tolerant! Hahahahaha!!"
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at June 27, 2015 11:20 PM (+XMAD)
Those filters aren't cheap. I wonder what the payoff curve would indicate?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 27, 2015 11:21 PM (W5DcG)
Unflavored, Smirnoff is good and cheap.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 27, 2015 11:21 PM (+4uXG)
Gasp!
I posted this earlier, but it's worth the repost:
"Kanye West can't write, sing or play, so I have trouble with him as anything but a poser,"
— David Crosby on Kanye West
http://tinyurl.com/qg4yncc
Cosby is being condemned as "An old white guy"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2015 11:23 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr
Pretty much just the severity of the hangover. To me it's not worth it, but to someone susceptible to killer hangovers maybe.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 27, 2015 11:23 PM (tgnRB)
that is because it is always a bunch of muslim guys and never any chicks.
islam the religion of a round the clock sausage festival, no chicks anyplace and then you marry your first cousin
Posted by: moron #73 at June 27, 2015 11:24 PM (PY/7D)
Posted by: Adsila at June 27, 2015 11:24 PM (zNOKW)
Posted by: mpfs, Questioning My Sanity at June 27, 2015 11:24 PM (M+tdH)
Man, it rocked. Posted by: Ralph at June 27, 2015 11:14 PM (6qmBU)
What happened?
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 27, 2015 11:24 PM (+4uXG)
We are all going to get shuffled off to camps, aren't we?
Or will we hide in our catacombs, say our masses there, do our "advocacy" work amongst ourselves, and play meek and dumb in daylight?
Posted by: the littl shyning man at June 27, 2015 11:25 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2015 11:25 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 27, 2015 11:26 PM (ucDmr)
Now the horde is talking up vodka, and after the events of this week...
Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at June 27, 2015 11:27 PM (Mb6qh)
We have been through this once.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor[/i ]
I know. I was there. Closer to that night than anyone here - with the exception of maybe a certain tentacled elder one...
And, thanks but I tried joining that group once, I don't think I'm cool enough. I was rejected.
(Or I forgot my password. One or the other.)
Posted by: the bourbon cowboy at June 27, 2015 11:27 PM (4nN12)
names, pics and addresses
stay tuned
poland is way catholic if i remember correctly
Posted by: moron #73 at June 27, 2015 11:27 PM (PY/7D)
Man, it rocked. Posted by: Ralph at June 27, 2015 11:14 PM (6qmBU)
What happened? "
------------------------
I second this. What happened?
Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at June 27, 2015 11:27 PM (Mb6qh)
Shit...
Posted by: the bourbon cowboy at June 27, 2015 11:28 PM (4nN12)
Those believers who worship in mosques, meanwhile, are invited and allowed to exercise their "religious freedom" any damn place they please.
Some faiths are more equal than others.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 27, 2015 11:29 PM (noWW6)
Hah, I have joined and forgotten my password at least 5 times. I don't get updates any more, I must have pissed Yahoo the hell right off.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 27, 2015 11:29 PM (BVDFs)
Now the horde is talking up vodka, and after the events of this week...
Can you order that on the phone?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 27, 2015 11:29 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: michigangoblue at June 27, 2015 11:29 PM (+zADl)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 27, 2015 11:31 PM (ucDmr)
It's June 27th, raining and 60 degrees in central Ohio tonight.
It feels colder than that.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 27, 2015 10:17 PM (+1T7c)
I'm not sure we even hit 60 today in SE PA. Yeah, I know, weather is not climate. /sarc
Although my nephew tells me his science teacher said global warming causes pockets of cold weather.
The unfalsifiable theory. That's real "science" for you.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 27, 2015 11:31 PM (shFKH)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 27, 2015 11:32 PM (BVDFs)
No Bond flick yet this week (For Your Eyes Only is next) but I did watch "All Is Los" a few nights ago.
I hate to say it about Robert Redder-in-the-classic-sense-than-Stalinford, but... wow.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 27, 2015 11:32 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at June 27, 2015 11:32 PM (Mb6qh)
Now the horde is talking up vodka, and after the events of this week...
Can you order that on the phone?
Same here. I was out of booze and beers, so ordered pizza at place across street from liquor store, picked up beer and a bottle of rye and then the pizza. Now I'm stuffed after a couple slices with 2 beers... then for the ONT switched to the rye. Bad a impulse control or somesuch... but like you said.... after the last week of shit... I'm tired and kinda pissy
Posted by: Yip at June 27, 2015 11:32 PM (e7T6D)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 27, 2015 10:59 PM (ukTrJ)
Ah, yes, our lesbian Commie Senator, Tammy Baldwin of Madison.
The Badger State suffers from serious schizophrenia. We elect Walker 3 times and then vote Baldwin in. I blame long winters, drunkenness, and also dirty Scandis.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at June 27, 2015
I was trying to come up w/ the name, yep Tammy is a POS. Of course here in IL we have the shame of Dick Durbin, hard to beat that disgraceful idiot.
Be well Donna.
T
Posted by: Farmer at June 27, 2015 11:33 PM (o/90i)
Shit...
Posted by: the bourbon cowboy at June 27, 2015 11:28 PM (4nN12)
"Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in."
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2015 11:33 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Captain Ron at June 27, 2015 11:34 PM (eF7Lu)
Posted by: the littl shyning man at June 27, 2015 11:25 PM (U6f54)
I think that's what's coming. Really.
But (trying to be optimistic) maybe that's what the Church needs. People who are prosperous and comfortable start to believe they don't need God. That's what's happening in our society now.
I was always puzzled by Christ's saying that it is harder for a rich man to get into heaven than it is for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle. I think I finally understand it - it's hard, not impossible. It's hard because rich and powerful people are continually tempted to consider themselves to be gods. The humility needed to believe in God often is not there. And that's what has happened to our country as a whole.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at June 27, 2015 11:34 PM (+XMAD)
"If asked where you see yourself in 5 yrs' time, tip them out of their chair, sit on it & say 'here.' Break open a Fanta.'
Tried that once. Didn't work out. Found myself knocked unconscious before I could open the Fanta.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 27, 2015 11:34 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Cheri at June 27, 2015 11:34 PM (ZFPMM)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 27, 2015 11:34 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo
Your ear is in your ass?
This raises some questions.......
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 27, 2015 11:35 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 27, 2015 11:35 PM (ntObR)
there are about a dozen people here that I'm going to miss. You're right up there in the top five (no, I'm not a stalker!).
Ive had the pleasure of meeting a couple Morons, and I'm a better man because of that - I wish I could've made a MoMe, but that just wasn't in the cards.
Posted by: the bourbon cowboy at June 27, 2015 11:35 PM (4nN12)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 27, 2015 11:31 PM
Sorry to hear that. Please be well tomorrow.
Posted by: Farmer at June 27, 2015 11:35 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Farmer
Patty Murray and Maria Cantwell.
*mic drop*
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 27, 2015 11:35 PM (tgnRB)
Like the Mayor of Houston and Her Office Of Sermon Approval.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 27, 2015 11:36 PM (oVJmc)
The staff had to hide the cutlery.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 27, 2015 11:36 PM (ntObR)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 27, 2015 11:36 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at June 27, 2015 11:37 PM (3DY2B)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 27, 2015 11:37 PM (kmtse)
Donn't lose heart!
The churches will have a certain amount of protection for awhile, I think. They have yet to allow suits against churches who don't allow female clergy, for instance; that will cover the same sex marriage thing. For how long, I dunno. But I think it's safe for awhile.
Individual Christians, now...that's a whole different thing. I still don't understand that baker/florist rulings.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 27, 2015 11:37 PM (BVDFs)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2015 11:38 PM (EzgxV)
(Remember that PSA years ago with the hysterical woman??? "YOU'LL KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!")
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 27, 2015 11:38 PM (ntObR)
Sobieski is pretty good bang for the buck. Polish.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 27, 2015 11:14 PM (W5DcG)
Leelee Sobieski was as an absolutely awesome Joan of Arc.
I get goosebumps in that scene where she is wounded by an arrow, it's pulled out, and she says, "I am the Maid." Like she can't quite believe it herself.
Posted by: rickl at June 27, 2015 11:38 PM (sdi6R)
Feynman's 1974 Caltech commencement address should be required reading, with a rigorous test to follow, for anyone hoping to earn a degree in a STEM discipline.
Really it should be required for a degree of any sort. Wishful thinking, I know.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 27, 2015 11:39 PM (noWW6)
there are about a dozen people here that I'm going to miss. You're right up there in the top five (no, I'm not a stalker!).
Well, now that made me tear up!
Promise me you're okay, and just going off grid or something?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 27, 2015 11:39 PM (BVDFs)
Sickness in Wisconsin should be limited to crappy weather days. I always get really pissed when I get a summer cold because it's always so wonderful when we have good weather, it's a shame to have to deal with being sick then.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at June 27, 2015 11:40 PM (+XMAD)
harder for a rich man to get into heaven than it is for a camel to pass
through the eye of a needle. I think I finally understand it - it's
hard, not impossible. It's hard because rich and powerful people are
continually tempted to consider themselves to be gods. The humility
needed to believe in God often is not there. And that's what has
happened to our country as a whole.
Posted by: Donna
You can only serve one Master. A rich man may give lip service to his belief in God and Christ, but if he devotes himself only to the aquisition of money, that's where his heart is.
And Jesus followed that with, "But with God, all things are possible."
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 27, 2015 11:41 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: rickl
****
Brown Bunny
Posted by: Rorschach at June 27, 2015 11:41 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Bobby Zimmerman at June 27, 2015 11:43 PM (W5DcG)
PA/NJ? Think bigger. (Your favorite red state) permit applied in DC.
Posted by: Mikeski at June 27, 2015 11:44 PM (/KkcU)
It may be the devil or it may be the Lord
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.
Posted by: Bobby Zimmerman at June 27, 2015 11:43 PM (W5DcG)
Wut about cats?
Posted by: BignJames at June 27, 2015 11:45 PM (j7iSn)
Posted by: Farmer
Patty Murray and Maria Cantwell.
*mic drop*
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 27, 2015 11:35 PM
Well yeah, there's competition there. They just aren't in the Dem leadership yet like Dick is yet.
I've always found Patty Murray really f'ing stupid. But then there's always that idiot Claire McCaskill could give her a run for the money.
Posted by: Farmer at June 27, 2015 11:45 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: derit at June 27, 2015 11:46 PM (jT+gh)
I'll see your Murray and Cantwell, and raise you a Dianne Feinstein and Barbara Boxer.
::: contemplates distance to nearest tall bridge :::
Posted by: torquewrench at June 27, 2015 11:47 PM (noWW6)
There is no reason for you to leave your friends here because I was a bitch towards you. I will stay away. You've been here much longer than me, and most folks actually like you.
Tammy, maybe you and cooth can talk to him, because I no longer can.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 27, 2015 11:48 PM (kmtse)
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at June 27, 2015 11:49 PM (gwG9s)
But you're gonna have to serve somebody.
Posted by: Bobby Zimmerman at June 27, 2015 11:43 PM (W5DcG)
Oh, yes, good point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8sI5WekW78
(You really don't want to get me started. Once I get good and drunk late at night, it'll be all Dylan all the time.)
Posted by: rickl at June 27, 2015 11:50 PM (sdi6R)
New Amsterdam is very good for the price.
Posted by: Captain Ron
I'm a big fan of their gin.... for the price
Posted by: Yip at June 27, 2015 11:50 PM (e7T6D)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 27, 2015 11:50 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 27, 2015 11:48 PM (kmtse)
What did I miss???
And don't be calling my friend a bitch, missy.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 27, 2015 11:50 PM (BVDFs)
I've been on a Taube's diet (20 grams carbs/day, only green/purple leaf type vegetables for carbs) for about 6 weeks, dropped 19 pounds so far - but if I don't do something to take my mind off of things, I will go nuts and probably yell at someone.
So - off to Jack in Der Box - they have real ice cream milkshakes.
And I won't be tempted to chug a liter of booze.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 27, 2015 11:50 PM (ukTrJ)
::: contemplates distance to nearest tall bridge :::
Posted by: torquewrench
I bow to your senators' superior fuckupedness.
*hands torquewrench my sword*
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 27, 2015 11:50 PM (tgnRB)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 27, 2015 11:53 PM (2XMpf)
I didn't consider gay marriage a big deal for a long time - watching the gays go after florists and pizzeria owners made me realize the opponents were correct. And I liked Malor for quite a while after people here were attacking him - but I guess he showed his true colors this week.
I'll be surprised if he moderates any more AOS podcasts.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at June 27, 2015 11:53 PM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Yip at June 27, 2015 11:55 PM (e7T6D)
Oh. Okay. Well then.
::: tests edge :::
::: checks weight and balance :::
Wow. This thing could do a lot of damage. A lot.
::: types :::
::: deletes :::
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Posted by: torquewrench at June 27, 2015 11:55 PM (noWW6)
I'll see your Murray and Cantwell, and raise you a Dianne Feinstein and Barbara Boxer.
::: contemplates distance to nearest tall bridge :::
Posted by: torquewrench at June 27, 2015 11:47 PM (noWW6)
Don't do it, don't jump! We love you at AOSHQ.
Stay off of tall bridges. And maybe move out of CA, sounds like a shithole.
Posted by: Farmer at June 27, 2015 11:56 PM (o/90i)
It's June 27th, raining and 60 degrees in central Ohio tonight.
It feels colder than that.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....outlaw in America at June 27, 2015 10:17 PM (+1T7c)
Close to 90° here in Alberta today, and I was out in the thick of it, loading steel into my Suburban.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 27, 2015 11:57 PM (5z2ng)
Posted by: rickl at June 27, 2015 11:57 PM (sdi6R)
Tito's Vodka is made from corn, so also good for Pesach.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 27, 2015 11:58 PM (Zu3d9)
I didn't consider gay marriage a big deal for a long time - watching the gays go after florists and pizzeria owners made me realize the opponents were correct. And I liked Malor for quite a while after people here were attacking him - but I guess he showed his true colors this week.
I'll be surprised if he moderates any more AOS podcasts.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at June 27, 2015 11:53 PM (+XMAD)
He will. But he is dishonest. It's been obvious for s long time that he will ignore conservatism religion republicans and the rule of law all for the gay.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 27, 2015 11:58 PM (Qstgh)
Go.
And remember me.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 27, 2015 11:59 PM (yxw0r)
Posted by: Ellen Corby at June 28, 2015 12:00 AM (gwG9s)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 28, 2015 12:00 AM (tgnRB)
Posted by: CDR M at June 28, 2015 12:00 AM (TWXpK)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 27, 2015 10:26 PM (ucDmr)
Never watched it, either. One curious factoid: the big Zenith table radio featured in the TV show is now called a "Walton" by radio collectors, and is quite sought after.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2015 12:00 AM (5z2ng)
I'll be surprised if he moderates any more AOS podcasts.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V.
****
I disliked him for a while. That was long before I knew he was gay. Never cared about that.
People say he's a nice guy, but his writing sure doesn't show that.
Posted by: Rorschach at June 28, 2015 12:00 AM (F0Cog)
Oh, yes, good point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8sI5WekW78
Or the DEVO version
https://youtu.be/l7sdsOV5SQ0
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2015 12:01 AM (W5DcG)
Lots of family and friends.
No matter how much fun we have,
Tears is how it ends.
--karma shave
Posted by: mediocre websurfer - bewilderness adventurer at June 28, 2015 12:01 AM (ACs58)
For the love of God and my personal sanity, please do not let us start cannibalizing ourselves. Surely there is no need for anyone to leave.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 12:01 AM (BVDFs)
He is far from the only RINO 'round these here parts.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 12:04 AM (BVDFs)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 12:01 AM (BVDFs)
*****
It sounded like it was more of a personal thing then a problem with anyone here.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 28, 2015 12:04 AM (6QG8q)
Last year, I think I turned the AC on maybe 3 times all summer. Fine by me as I much prefer having all the windows open.
Once in DC in the '80's, there was a stretch of maybe 6 or 8 weeks when the temp never dropped beyond 100, even at night. During the middle of that heat wave, my AC conked out. I tried sleeping in the bathtub one night, I was so f'ing miserable. And I'm someone who handles heat better than cold.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at June 28, 2015 12:04 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 28, 2015 12:04 AM (6QG8q)
Hey there!
You mean like....in real-life, personal? I took it as they had been snarky here and things got heated. As they do.
I don't want either of them to leave.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 12:07 AM (BVDFs)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&&
What's it like in the Winter?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2015 12:07 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 27, 2015 11:37 PM (BVDFs)
ahem...
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pjsgsrf
Posted by: Kindltot at June 28, 2015 12:07 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Earl HamNer at June 28, 2015 12:08 AM (gwG9s)
DC is a special kind of hell in more ways than one. I'm not sure there is a more humid place on Earth.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 12:08 AM (BVDFs)
I don't want either of them to leave.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 12:07 AM (BVDFs)
***
Hey back atcha!
And yeah, I took it as a meat space thing.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 28, 2015 12:08 AM (6QG8q)
Posted by: Yip at June 28, 2015 12:09 AM (e7T6D)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 27, 2015 10:47 PM (ucDmr)
He was good in the '70's. But that was a long time ago. I liked his "Mockingbird" duet with Carly Simon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2015 12:11 AM (5z2ng)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 28, 2015 12:08 AM (6QG8q)
Ahhhh.....
Still and all, I do not want either of them to leave.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 12:11 AM (BVDFs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2015 12:07 AM (W5DcG)
Awful. But I still crack the windows in my bedroom open in the winter. I like a cool/cold bedroom. The bed feels so snuggly and cozy then!
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at June 28, 2015 12:11 AM (+XMAD)
I don't do heat well. I can acclimatize to it so its not as bad as at first when its hot and I basically have heat stroke. But I'll take cold over heat any time.
A little story to help make my point. Last week I was at a beach house with 2 aunts and my mom, none of them under 75 years old. For them, the heat had to be on, even though it was comfortable in the house and the sun was out. They were freezing.
The problem is, if you get cold you can bundle up. Put on another sweater ladies. I can only get so naked before people start arresting me.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2015 12:11 AM (39g3+)
Tylenol already has one. There is a yogurt commercial with a couple of lesbians but I don't remember the brand. More coming down the pike I'm sure.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 28, 2015 12:12 AM (3d+L2)
Posted by: Rorschach at June 28, 2015 12:13 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Yip at June 28, 2015 12:13 AM (e7T6D)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at June 28, 2015 12:11 AM (+XMAD)
My parents always did that but I did not inherit that characteristic from them.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2015 12:13 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 28, 2015 12:12 AM (3d+L2)
*****
Wells Fargo has jumped on the rainbow bandwagon as well.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 28, 2015 12:14 AM (6QG8q)
https://www.facebook.com/jason.grant.1426/posts/1087964877898649
Posted by: ball of hate at June 28, 2015 12:14 AM (2yvM+)
Tylenol already has one. There is a yogurt commercial with a couple of lesbians but I don't remember the brand. More coming down the pike I'm sure.
------------------------
The pasta company Barilla caused a small outcry when it indicated that it would not be putting same sex couples on its boxes. The reason that the company provided was entirely practical; same sex couples represent such a tiny minority that putting them on the box wouldn't help sales enough to justify it.
Posted by: junior at June 28, 2015 12:14 AM (s1zlc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2015 10:50 PM (9mTYi)
Cherish him. Mike. My old guy, Claws, died about a month ago. Miss him so much.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2015 12:14 AM (5z2ng)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 28, 2015 12:12 AM (3d+L2)
There is one that covers all the bases. Basically equating bi-radials couples with homosexuals. I forget what it's for though.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 28, 2015 12:14 AM (XAFOu)
What do you think those Sonic commercials are with the two losers in the car discussing various Sonic fast food products?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2015 12:14 AM (39g3+)
Hey. That beheading in France? The beheader cut off his bosses head.
And took a selfie with it
And sent it to a phone number in the US
Posted by: ThunderB at June 28, 2015 12:15 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 28, 2015 12:15 AM (XAFOu)
Posted by: moron #73 at June 28, 2015 12:16 AM (PY/7D)
Interesting. That one has not made it up to the supremes, right?
But the florist did, and she lost?
See, I just don't understand how a corporation like Hobby Lobby can have religious exemption based solely on the fact that they are closely held, and yet an actual individual can't have an exemption.
Different issue at stake, I know, but I do not understand how it worked out.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 12:16 AM (BVDFs)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2015 12:14 AM (39g3+)
They talk about women they have dated and their wives are in some of them.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 28, 2015 12:16 AM (XAFOu)
Posted by: moron #73 at June 28, 2015 12:16 AM (PY/7D)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2015 12:17 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 28, 2015 12:17 AM (XAFOu)
For the love of God and my personal sanity, please do not let us start cannibalizing ourselves. Surely there is no need for anyone to leave.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 12:01 AM
As usual someone has posted some wisdom here. TY Tammy.
Today was our 34th anniversary, time for bed now. Be well you Morons.
Posted by: Farmer at June 28, 2015 12:17 AM (o/90i)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 12:08 AM (BVDFs)
Well, now..., one of my best friends in DC was from New Orleans. I'd be dragging ass down the sidewalk in DC in August, drenched in sweat and I'd run into Lucie, in a sundress and straw hat, smiling away.
"Hey there, Donna, what a lovely day!!"
But she'd piss and moan when the temp hit 40 in December. I'm convinced a Wisconsin winter would kill her.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at June 28, 2015 12:17 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: Carly Simon at June 28, 2015 12:17 AM (gwG9s)
I was playing the new Final Fantasy XIV expansion the other day (Heavensward). Fishing in that game is a bit unusual in that fishing isn't just limited to waterways. You can also fish in other areas - for instance, dune fishing, sky fishing, and cloud fishing, all of which are perfectly descriptive. I was cloud fishing in one of the new zones, and I happened to catch a fish that made me laugh - a Tornado Shark.
Posted by: junior at June 28, 2015 12:17 AM (s1zlc)
Or the DEVO version
https://youtu.be/l7sdsOV5SQ0
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2015 12:01 AM (W5DcG)
Well, that was interesting.
A palate cleanser:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVa-lNwYbgI
Posted by: rickl at June 28, 2015 12:18 AM (sdi6R)
I'll believe that when I see them. Those guys give off a huge gay couple vibe.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2015 12:18 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at June 28, 2015 12:18 AM (+XMAD)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 28, 2015 12:19 AM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2015 12:14 AM (39g3+)
Oh hey, now you are treading on sacred ground!
Those commercials slay me.
I think they're just meant to be nerds! They just had one about a chick possibly being interested in one. Je ne sais quois...
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 12:19 AM (BVDFs)
meanwhile 30% of the US moslem population wants sharia in the USA and nothing....
but hey ISIS just tossed off 4 gays off a top of a building the the ghey got that going for them
Posted by: moron #73 at June 28, 2015 12:19 AM (PY/7D)
"
If I remember correctly, the parent company is headquartered in Allentown PA.
Posted by: Phil at June 28, 2015 12:19 AM (39FGM)
Posted by: junior at June 28, 2015 12:14 AM (s1zlc)
***
This is very logical and practical. Someone needs to CC: them one the memo that it's all about feelings now. Logic and practicality are sooooo 2014....
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 28, 2015 12:19 AM (6QG8q)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 28, 2015 12:14 AM (XAFOu)
That's, appropriately enough, Tylenol.
I wonder how long until thought police start to come after ANYONE that points out that a gay 'marriage' isn't equal to a marriage between a man and woman?
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 28, 2015 12:20 AM (AC0lD)
Head line said it was a U.S. number
Story underneath it says it was a call to a Canadian mobile number
That rang in Syria
Posted by: ThunderB at June 28, 2015 12:21 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2015 12:22 AM (39g3+)
321 They talk about women they have dated and their wives are in some of them.
I'll believe that when I see them. Those guys give off a huge gay couple vibe.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2015 12:18 AM (39g3+)
You just haven't seen them. They do mention women they've been with in several of the commercials.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 28, 2015 12:22 AM (Qstgh)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 27, 2015 11:48 PM (
Ummm. There's no reason for either of you to leave. If its that messy to the both of you, politely ignore one another.
Serious. Not Kidding. Don't want to see either of you leave.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 28, 2015 12:22 AM (7oF5+)
Posted by: moron #73 at June 28, 2015 12:24 AM (PY/7D)
I always crack a window in winter! The colder the better. So fresh. So cozy. I sleep like a log.
Thor, not so much.
I hate the heat.
I find DC worse than NOLA and Florida. Mind you, I forgot about Houston.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 12:24 AM (BVDFs)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
It was a 5 year mission and not every planet had the technicolor strange.
Posted by: James T Kirk...Starship Enterprise at June 28, 2015 12:24 AM (tgnRB)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2015 12:24 AM (39g3+)
http://tinyurl.com/p4byfeo
Naming a shake after his nutty ex girlfriend
http://tinyurl.com/pbml7zm
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 28, 2015 12:24 AM (XAFOu)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 28, 2015 12:19 AM (XAFOu)
****
I said mine looked like a rainbow colored Unicorn took a runny shit on it.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 28, 2015 12:24 AM (6QG8q)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 12:25 AM (BVDFs)
----------------
I saw that one too. Pretty funny!
Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at June 28, 2015 12:25 AM (Mb6qh)
Okay, I'm staying out of it.
I ordered gloves for garden two weeks ago & don't want to,waste daylight hours going to Post Office & sending them back because order confirmation is fine but company sent me gloves that reach my elbows. I don't want even if they cost more.
Has anyone placed order @ USPS website? I want a high priority mail envelope & they'll deduct postage I pay for for postage.
I don't really want to give USPS any personal info because of hack. I'm not able to drive & can only sit with my leg under hip with icebag since Thursday I after 9:15! Pm.
Thank you. Please include Carol in response.
Posted by: Carol at June 28, 2015 12:25 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Alberta
-----------------
Yeah..., I know. I've buried two.
I still get misty when I'm out mowing around the spot where the last was buried.
A companion for 20 years. Curled up and slept by my leg every night.
On an upbeat note, have you seen this, spot induction heater. The video guy is kind of chatty ( I mean, he's Canadian ), and he doesn't understand the tool real well, but it could be handy to have. Just FF through the first minute, it's just junk filler.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nucBCPCtqi8
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2015 12:26 AM (9mTYi)
They could pass around Nurse Chapel and Uhura. You know the captain got first pick.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2015 12:26 AM (39g3+)
They saw the Flying Nun and don't want any of that shit raining down on them
Posted by: derit at June 28, 2015 12:26 AM (jT+gh)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2015 12:18 AM (39g3+)
I never got that impression.
Some of the commercials are really funny and some of them are just stupid. I don't eat at Sonic, either way, and the commercials certainly don't make me want to. But they are generally amusing.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair, Nuclear-Powered at June 28, 2015 12:26 AM (MYSVz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2015 12:27 AM (9mTYi)
the brutalize the weak pizza shops, florists [FLORISTS!!] etc.
but have not made a peep about ISIS, Saudi, sharia.
They, like the MSM are afraid of islam
choppin off heads does have a chilling effect on free speach
Posted by: moron #73 at June 28, 2015 12:27 AM (PY/7D)
My girls got home today, yay! Just checking in, doubt I'll be commenting much. Looks likes there's plenty of drama to keep you occupied so no one will miss my drunken blatherings.
Speaking of which, my water dish is empty...
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at June 28, 2015 12:27 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2015 12:27 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: DC in River City at June 28, 2015 12:28 AM (e+1S5)
Just email the place, maybe they'll let you keep them and send you the proper pair.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 12:28 AM (BVDFs)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at June 28, 2015 12:28 AM (0O7c5)
What in hell does anything mean anymore?
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 28, 2015 12:29 AM (+YMhA)
the brutalize the weak pizza shops, florists [FLORISTS!!] etc.
but have not made a peep about ISIS, Saudi, sharia.
They, like the MSM are afraid of islam
choppin off heads does have a chilling effect on free speach
Posted by: moron #73
Like how Apple announced they were no longer doing business in Indiana a few days after they opened their largest store in Riyadh.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 28, 2015 12:29 AM (tgnRB)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 12:25 AM (BVDFs)
Of course it is!
*really not sure. That was autocorrect.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 28, 2015 12:30 AM (XAFOu)
That's across the ocean. You know, just like Germany and Japan.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2015 12:30 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2015 12:30 AM (39g3+)
There is no reason for you to leave your friends here because I was a bitch towards you. I will stay away. You've been here much longer than me, and most folks actually like you.
Tammy, maybe you and cooth can talk to him, because I no longer can.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 27, 2015 11:48 PM (kmtse)
I don't know what the hell is going on, because I haven't been paying attention and I have the emotional sensitivity of a rock.
But I don't want to see any of you leave. You all bring so much to this place. Please stay.
Posted by: rickl at June 28, 2015 12:30 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Alberta
-----------------
Yeah..., I know. I've buried two.
I still get misty when I'm out mowing around the spot where the last was buried.
A companion for 20 years. Curled up and slept by my leg every night.
STOP IT!!
I am menopausal and overly emotional and I have 7 little kittens all about the porches that I worry about all night long. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 12:30 AM (BVDFs)
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at June 28, 2015 12:31 AM (+XMAD)
But how do you KNOW you've become a victim of the OPM debacle, since it
now apparently also covers FBI records and who knows what else?
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I suspect a lot of people are getting letters in the mail. CPT Charles got his today, and he was not pleased. He is actually desiring a Chicom agent to show up on his doorstep with bad intentions. That way he will get to give the PRC a deadly and direct warning...
Posted by: exdem13 at June 28, 2015 12:31 AM (ry4ab)
Judging by twitter, "love" means "showering bitter hatred and foul language on anyone I disagree with in the most spiteful way possible"
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2015 12:32 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 28, 2015 12:32 AM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 28, 2015 12:29 AM (tgnRB)
Right? Fucking hypocrites.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 12:32 AM (BVDFs)
Are you kidding? I'm staying put.
Governor Brown assures me that the one ten-millionth percentage reduction in the rate of global anthropogenic atmospheric CO2 increase, due to our state's fat new taxes on gasoline and electricity, is going to PROTECT US FROM GLOBAL WARMENING.
So while the rest of you are sweating and suffering from Thermageddon, I'm going to be sitting pretty here, cool as a cucumber in Commiefornia! So there, nyaaaaaaaah.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 28, 2015 12:32 AM (noWW6)
Ooo..Ooo *waves hand in air* Can the tornado-spinned house become a WMD? I'm thinking a whole host of Demo lovlies, i.e. Hillary, Pelosi, Warren, Moochelle, etc. We can rewrite "Ding Dong, the Coven is dead!"
Posted by: dwagyak at June 28, 2015 12:32 AM (K1w8L)
They, like the MSM are afraid of islam
choppin off heads does have a chilling effect on free speach"
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Makes one think about the benefits of someone taking one for the team. Throw a few of the LGBT bullies off of a rooftop or two, and then enjoy the peace and tranquility that subsequently follows due to intimidation.
Of course, that goes against everything we believe in and so we won't do it. But boy-oh-boy, does it ever cause the aforementioned thought to go through one's mind.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at June 28, 2015 12:32 AM (Mb6qh)
Posted by: moron #73 at June 28, 2015 12:32 AM (PY/7D)
So...love=my favorite hobby at family events. I can say "I love you" to most of them and not lie then. Yay
Posted by: Phil at June 28, 2015 12:33 AM (39FGM)
What about the other 17,999,999 and counting that won't push back against this act of war.
G*d knows our government isn't.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 28, 2015 12:33 AM (XAFOu)
I think this has been over played. People posting in facebook are also the ones who want to tell you when they are standing in line at the grocery store. They want attention. Shat wants attention
I think most people don't care and are sick of things being shoved down their throats. They haven't even thought about prosecution of churches by the state
Posted by: ThunderB at June 28, 2015 12:34 AM (zOTsN)
I thought it was Bourbon Cowboy and SMFH.
At any rate, people fight, y'all. It doesn't have to be permanent. It's not like we're forced to gather at Christmas in the same room.
Please just ignore each other!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 12:34 AM (BVDFs)
I thought it was Bourbon Cowboy and SMFH.
At any rate, people fight, y'all. It doesn't have to be permanent. It's not like we're forced to gather at Christmas in the same room.
Please just ignore each other!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 12:34 AM (BVDFs)
Watching my son pack up for a mountain climbing trip to Wyoming. Oh, to be 20 again.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 28, 2015 12:34 AM (l3vZN)
I'd love to be a speck on the wall to hear any conversation he has with his lawyer wife. Wonder if she has to reduce every word to 2 syllables or less.
Posted by: dwagyak at June 28, 2015 12:35 AM (K1w8L)
I've never dabbled in it
If you plan on drinking it straight, or with a little water, then get one of the premium brands. If you're going to mix it with highly flavored mix, then who cares?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2015 12:35 AM (5z2ng)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
****
I think his attitude was that the guy had been a good earner and loyal soldier. Didn't care about him being gay.
The other guys took it as a possible public reflection upon their machismo and reputation as tough guys.
Posted by: Rorschach at June 28, 2015 12:35 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Yip at June 28, 2015 12:36 AM (e7T6D)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 28, 2015 12:36 AM (l3vZN)
My gay cousins are appalled! Of course, they're pretty conservative to start with, and have beautiful manners.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 12:36 AM (BVDFs)
desiring a Chicom agent to show up on his doorstep with bad intentions.
That way he will get to give the PRC a deadly and direct warning..."
I confess to having chortled at the extremely numerous members of the Horde who were saying, "Be sure to send the lithe and alluring and meticulously trained honeytrap operative from Chinese intelligence to me! Better yet, send several! You can't be too careful!"
But unfortunately, this stuff is no laughing matter. Imagine being someone who disclosed a long-ago indiscretion as part of a security clearance, that could blow up a cherished marriage or wreck a career today. Now imagine there being millions of people in that, or similar, straits.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 28, 2015 12:37 AM (noWW6)
...............
I may try it on my chigger bites. Nothing else seems to work.
Posted by: Molly k. at June 28, 2015 12:38 AM (zS+qK)
Clooney really took a bullet for that movie; I think the studios and he knew he was so safe in his position as an actor that he could pretend it was all his fault that Schumacher's movie was franchise-demolishing trash so the execs who greenlit it and the rest involved could skate.
He was fine in the role, it wasn't him that made Batman & Robin stink. It was everything ELSE about the film.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2015 12:39 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Molly k.
I truly fear chiggers. My place is ground zero for them, too.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 28, 2015 12:39 AM (l3vZN)
Posted by: Sasquatch, the trans-Wookie Original at June 28, 2015 12:39 AM (Mb6qh)
Well, now it all comes back to me as to what Red Storm Rising was. LOL, I got my wires crossed between Red Dawn and RSR!
In any event, in the RSR movie, can we still have hundreds of SJWs
killed off and perhaps a stupid Democratic Senator or two who express
contempt for the First Amendment?
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RSR will not be a movie, or touched by any big Hollywood studio or independent producer.
1. The Muzzies in Azerbaijanistan start the ball rolling.
2. It's not the USA's fault, the Politburo orders a war rather than admitting the Muzzies that hit the oil refinery hurt them.
3. Straight white and black males (and one straight white female fighter pilot) dominate the story.
4. The Commies get their asses whipped and have to ask for an armistice following a coup in the Kremlin.
Posted by: exdem13 at June 28, 2015 12:40 AM (ry4ab)
368 >>Hasn't it?
not that I've seen
Posted by: moron #73 at June 28, 2015 12:32 AM (PY/7D)
http://tinyurl.com/ntwwonr
Basically CNN states that an ISIS flag is seen at a march. Upon closer inspection the Arabic script are dildo and butt plugs.
Gotta make ISIS happy that the gays are fucking with their flag.
*pops popcorn
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 28, 2015 12:40 AM (XAFOu)
Heat! Hot water ( I mean, don't boil it or anything, just hot as you can stand it from the tap) or a blow dryer.
It will itch even more for a second, then kind of hurt, then just stop.
It isn't permanent, but it helps for awhile, then you can do it again.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 12:40 AM (BVDFs)
Posted by: Yip at June 28, 2015 12:40 AM (e7T6D)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 28, 2015 12:41 AM (tgnRB)
Posted by: Molly k.
I truly fear chiggers. My place is ground zero for them, too.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
****
Chiggers? (shudders at the word)
Spent a summer in AR.
Apparently I was Custer and the chiggers were the Indians.
Posted by: Rorschach at June 28, 2015 12:41 AM (F0Cog)
kinda like when you and a buddy come across a grizzly, you don't have to outrun the grizzly just your buddy
just hope your secrets are less titillating than about 17 million other people
Posted by: moron #73 at June 28, 2015 12:41 AM (PY/7D)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2015 12:41 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: dwagyak at June 28, 2015 12:42 AM (K1w8L)
"Kanye West can't write, sing or play, so I have trouble with him as anything but a poser,"-- David Crosby on Kanye West
http://tinyurl.com/qg4yncc
Cosby is being condemned as "An old white guy"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 27, 2015 11:23 PM (9mTYi)
Same could be said for any rapper. If they had skills as a musician, or as a singer, why would they limit themselves by doing rap?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2015 12:42 AM (5z2ng)
Posted by: Yip at June 28, 2015 12:43 AM (e7T6D)
Posted by: exdem13 at June 28, 2015 12:31 AM (ry4ab
What about the other 17,999,999 and counting that won't push back against this act of war.
G*d knows our government isn't.
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Obummer's balls are in Moochelle's purse. Nothing will be done about this, no one will be fired. And most of us here think he is OK with the PRC cutting us down to size.
Posted by: exdem13 at June 28, 2015 12:43 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
Nipples on the Batsuit.
*dryheaves*
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 28, 2015 12:44 AM (tgnRB)
http://tinyurl.com/nn34k8d
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2015 12:44 AM (39g3+)
I live in fucking AR. And I love it dearly, except for the fucking chiggers, which get me every year. Sometimes due to my own stupidity, but sometimes the little fuckers just break through all my defenses.
Am just getting over a hideous batch.
Heat.
Heat directed on all the bites does stop the itch for a while.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 12:44 AM (BVDFs)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2015 12:32 AM (39g3+)
Dat's right!
Posted by: Ike Turner at June 28, 2015 12:44 AM (MYSVz)
Posted by: moron #73 at June 28, 2015 12:45 AM (PY/7D)
Posted by: speedster1 on the ipad at June 28, 2015 12:45 AM (1brdf)
Heat directed on all the bites does stop the itch for a while.
Posted by: Tammy
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BernzOmatic?
Cauterization?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2015 12:46 AM (9mTYi)
Transform into...Tilikium AK-47 wielding killer whale!
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 28, 2015 12:46 AM (F0Cog)
Too bad the agenda pushers certainly have. Prosecute the churches or begin trying to get the attendees fired from their jobs. You're a teacher? Better not attend a conservative church. You're a cop? Gone.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 28, 2015 12:46 AM (Qstgh)
Well I wouldn't have anyway. For the most part its easy for me to avoid that kind of thing. There's a verse in the Bible that talks about "adorning" the gospel. You can't make it better, but you can make it more attractive to people by how you behave and what you do. I'm not very good at it but I try to remember and lean toward charity, virtue, and peace. I try hard to avoid profanity, sexual references, etc. So that stuff tends to be easy to not upset people with. And I try to avoid politics unless its a more generic "boy do politicians suck" sort.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2015 12:46 AM (39g3+)
"CPT Charles got his today, and he was not pleased. He is actually
desiring a Chicom agent to show up on his doorstep with bad intentions.
That way he will get to give the PRC a deadly and direct warning..."
I
confess to having chortled at the extremely numerous members of the
Horde who were saying, "Be sure to send the lithe and alluring and
meticulously trained honeytrap operative from Chinese intelligence to
me! Better yet, send several! You can't be too careful!"
But
unfortunately, this stuff is no laughing matter. Imagine being someone
who disclosed a long-ago indiscretion as part of a security clearance,
that could blow up a cherished marriage or wreck a career today. Now
imagine there being millions of people in that, or similar, straits.
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Yeah, that is why my head exploded when I heard the news, and when it exploded again when I heard that one of the IT firms working for OPM was a Chinese company based in the PRC! The lack of seriousness about real security at the Federal level is shamefully dangerous. Not that I am expecting anything to be done about it.
Posted by: exdem13 at June 28, 2015 12:46 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Eli Cash at June 28, 2015 12:47 AM (Dc/ui)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2015 12:47 AM (kCLGY)
I use a blow dryer on mine, if I can't get the hot water on it strong enough.
Obviously ya need to keep from burning yourself, but it's amazingly effective.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 12:47 AM (BVDFs)
Posted by: exdem13 at June 28, 2015 12:43 AM (ry4ab)
He never had balls to begin with. And G*d bless your friend who will put up a fight. My point was there are millions of others who won't/can't. This is such a 'big fucking deal' and not one cocksucking LIV or regular citizen knows about it because of the lying administration backed up by the lying MFM.
Ok, out of my system.
Back to Saturday ONT.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 28, 2015 12:48 AM (XAFOu)
What is it with these people and disrespecting all other flags yet
cramming their damned rainbow made up bullschmidt flag in everyone
else's face?
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"We're special and you're not. It's all about us, and it's not about you." That is pretty much their POV reduced to high school level discourse.
Posted by: exdem13 at June 28, 2015 12:48 AM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Eli
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You say that as if hypocrisy was not the stock-in-trade of the Left/Liberal/Ghey/Progs.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2015 12:49 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Eli Cash at June 28, 2015 12:49 AM (Dc/ui)
.................
Ain't that the truth. Sister and I just spent an hour on the phone crying over the end of America. Her and I are going to Scotland again in a week, We use to joke about moving there because we love it so much....now we really don't joke, we are serious. We know that it's totally socialist but in her words "it's their crazy world and we will just live, we know what we are getting. Here we just work hard, get ignored and trampled and will end up just like they are some day" Why read the middle of the book when you know the ending?
Posted by: Molly k. at June 28, 2015 12:49 AM (zS+qK)
Posted by: Strictly from apathy at June 28, 2015 12:49 AM (VQea+)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 28, 2015 12:49 AM (39g3+)
Am just getting over a hideous batch.
Heat.
Heat directed on all the bites does stop the itch for a while.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
****
My grandparents lived in Bull Shoals AR within 200 yards of the lake. They are gone now, but I remember how beautiful AR is.
It did take some adjusting to flies that would actually bite you and...chiggers.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 28, 2015 12:50 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2015 12:50 AM (kCLGY)
Posted by: moron #73 at June 28, 2015 12:45 AM (PY/7D)
I will try not to hate you.
CHiggers are mites.
The larval form of which latches on to you, injects some slobber in you that liquefies your skin cells, then sucks them up.
That enzyme or whatever it is in the slobber causes itching unlike anything you have ever felt.
I would not wish it in my worst enemy.
John Roberts, perhaps, but not my worst enemy.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 12:50 AM (BVDFs)
Posted by: Yip at June 28, 2015 12:51 AM (e7T6D)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2015 12:51 AM (W5DcG)
There is no reason for you to leave your friends here because I was a bitch towards you. I will stay away. You've been here much longer than me, and most folks actually like you.
Tammy, maybe you and cooth can talk to him, because I no longer can.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 27, 2015 11:48 PM (kmtse)
Holy smokes! Too much drama here for a an old country boy from Alberta. Please, don't anybody leave. All parties involved are valued contributors.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2015 12:52 AM (5z2ng)
Erm, that's because they are the emotional equivalent of pmsing 16 year old girls.
Posted by: Phil at June 28, 2015 12:52 AM (39FGM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2015 12:51 AM (W5DcG)
it has but "chiggardly" is fine
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2015 12:52 AM (kCLGY)
none of them in my part of the USA
..........
Rotten little flesh feeders, they love to burrow in where your clothes are tight. Panty lines, bra lines etc....Prob best to garden naked/
Posted by: Molly k. at June 28, 2015 12:52 AM (zS+qK)
Posted by: moron #73 at June 28, 2015 12:53 AM (PY/7D)
It is a larval stage of a tiny mite that you get when you brush up against the foliage they are hiding in. They are nearly always invisible to the naked eye. They lack vicious mandibles or beaks like a skeeter so they need to push their mouth parts against your skin so they are often in areas of tight clothing or folds of skin.
They inject an enzyme that dissolves a tiny portions of skin which your body isolates by building a crusty straw around the wound. The chigger slurps this up hungrily.
Since it is not a bite like a mosquito or deer fly, but more of a tiny wound it takes a looong time to heal and itches like crazy the whole time.
Fortunes have been made selling patent medicines to those poor souls with a bad case, and all of them are useless.
As I said, I fear them, for sometimes you can get hundreds of bites at a single time.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 28, 2015 12:53 AM (l3vZN)
I can't help but think the snake said to his buddies, "Hold my beer and watch this."
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 28, 2015 12:53 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Molly k.
I truly fear chiggers. My place is ground zero for them, too.
----
I always used witch hazel on chigger bites when I was a kid. Seemed to work.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 28, 2015 12:53 AM (TF10X)
Oh wow, I am off Norfork. Small world! It is indeed beautiful.
(Not 200 yards, though; it's about 2 miles down our road, which dead ends at a landing)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 12:53 AM (BVDFs)
The crowd got real quiet real quick. The interviewer said "hey, can I ask you about the fight?"
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at June 28, 2015 12:53 AM (e+1S5)
seems. Just another beltway asshole who thinks flyover country is full
of unsophisticated rubes born to be ruled by a kindly oligarchy,
apparently.
I too listened and got that same impression. The DC area is a suck-hole of asshattery. We're lucky to have them there since we are so stoopid.
Posted by: Yip at June 28, 2015 12:54 AM (e7T6D)
*mic drop*
Oh hell, yes. And don't forget the days of Christine 'let's-count-the-vote-three-times-so-I-can-'find'-enough-votes-to-win' Gregoire as governor along with them. A trifecta of women hard pressed to do anything involving common sense and thought.
I have never apologized for my gender more than in those 8 years.
Posted by: dwagyak at June 28, 2015 12:54 AM (K1w8L)
Posted by: Country Singer at June 28, 2015 12:54 AM (nL0sw)
Posted by: Bertram
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Some people call them 'red bugs', but...., I don't think that will fly. Perhaps, 'Bugs of Color'?
Here is a sample for those who have not had the encounter:
http://tinyurl.com/o9wg95v
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2015 12:54 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Bertram
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Some people call them 'red bugs', but...., I don't think that will fly. Perhaps, 'Bugs of Color'?
Here is a sample for those who have not had the encounter:
http://tinyurl.com/o9wg95v
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2015 12:54 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: moron #73 at June 28, 2015 12:53 AM (PY/7D)
Sounds like an overdose of Twinkies, to me.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 28, 2015 12:55 AM (MYSVz)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 28, 2015 12:53 AM (TF10X)
..............
Thanks for the tip. I will try it
Posted by: Molly k. at June 28, 2015 12:55 AM (zS+qK)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2015 12:47 AM (kCLGY)
Debate on the best cheap vodka is about it. So what's the word on Vegas Aceapalooza?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 28, 2015 12:56 AM (7oF5+)
There is no reason for you to leave your friends here because I was a bitch towards you. I will stay away. You've been here much longer than me, and most folks actually like you.
Tammy, maybe you and cooth can talk to him, because I no longer can.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 27, 2015 11:48 PM (kmtse)
oh fuck and make up already.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2015 12:56 AM (kCLGY)
Oh, not full-full, but I see several a year around the and, which is thankfully several acres away from the house. They stink on dry land if they get scared.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 12:56 AM (BVDFs)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 27, 2015 11:58 PM (Qstgh)
Therein be the problem. Heterosexuals take their sexual orientation for granted. It's the way the world works, dammit! Gheys all think that they are the sole discoverer of some new form of pleasure, and their whole life revolves around it. Solipsism, I think it's called.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2015 12:57 AM (5z2ng)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 12:57 AM (BVDFs)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 28, 2015 12:56 AM (7oF5+)
..............
Say what??? My interest is piqued
Posted by: Molly k. at June 28, 2015 12:58 AM (zS+qK)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 12:57 AM (BVDFs)
Will try!!!! ( in a private room where nobody can walk in and catch me drying my delicate places)
Posted by: Molly k. at June 28, 2015 12:59 AM (zS+qK)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2015 12:59 AM (kCLGY)
Posted by: Carol at June 28, 2015 12:25 AM (sj3Ax)
Carol! So sorry that your leg is in pain. Sorry I cannot help you with your USPS question. I hope you get better though! Those roses are counting on you!
Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2015 12:59 AM (2XMpf)
Derbyshire was spot on that KW went native, in that he believes politics should only be practiced by pro politicians
Posted by: =/= derit =/= at June 28, 2015 01:00 AM (jT+gh)
Posted by: moron #73 at June 28, 2015 01:00 AM (PY/7D)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 28, 2015 01:01 AM (Qstgh)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 28, 2015 12:56 AM (7oF5+)
Bebe's! No word on anything. I am temporarily engaged in a wide range of stupid stuff.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2015 01:01 AM (kCLGY)
couples represent such a tiny minority that putting them on the box
wouldn't help sales enough to justify it.
Posted by: junior at June 28, 2015 12:14 AM (s1zlc)
It would hurt sales more than likely... way more than 2% of the population is likely to stop buying their product because they are tired of having te ghey shoved down their throat (so to speak).
Posted by: redbanzai at June 28, 2015 01:01 AM (NPofj)
(Not 200 yards, though; it's about 2 miles down our road, which dead ends at a landing)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
****
The fishing was pretty good. I used to love fishing.
They took me to a boat fueling station where you could buy food to feed some large carp- about 3 feet long.
I only visited once as my grandmother was crazy and both grandparents were nudists. Yes they tried not to be naked when I was around, but sometimes I surprised them when coming back from the lake.
No...amount...of...therapy...
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 28, 2015 01:01 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2015 01:02 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I had this class in college with a gay guy who prefaced everything he ever said with "As a gay man I feel...". Didn't matter if was about national security, tax policy, municipal sanitation. Easily the most tedious person I've encountered in my life. The whole semester I was tempted to reply "As a guy who likes asian women dressed in leather SS uniforms I feel..." but I still had fucks to give back then.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 28, 2015 01:02 AM (tgnRB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2015 12:49 AM (9mTYi)
Well, to be fair, it's awfully hard to think straight with somebody's penis in your backside.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 28, 2015 01:03 AM (+YMhA)
Just hold it as far as you do when you dry your hair, don't go burning yourself! You have to get close enough to notice the itch intensifying for a second, then it should stop.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 01:04 AM (BVDFs)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2015 01:02 AM (2XMpf)
very soon but not so much by choice as by arm twisting.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2015 01:04 AM (kCLGY)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 12:25 AM (BVDFs)
Well, a DC3 has two radial engines, and it's about as safe as an airplane can be. And hey, I got to ride in one! And a Grumman Mallard, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2015 01:04 AM (5z2ng)
Posted by: =/= derit =/= at June 28, 2015 01:04 AM (jT+gh)
Posted by: Zakn at June 28, 2015 01:05 AM (d2pTe)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2015 01:05 AM (kCLGY)
Posted by: moron #73 at June 28, 2015 01:05 AM (PY/7D)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
One small quibble... I'm not so sure it's that they found a new pleasure, per se, it's more that it's a bromide. They tend to feel uncomfortable in their own skin, while not really understanding why, and want everyone else to as well. In a way, it's like an 11 year old boy trying to gross others out.
Posted by: Phil at June 28, 2015 01:06 AM (39FGM)
Posted by: Zakn at June 28, 2015 01:06 AM (d2pTe)
fwiw, I have always hated rainbow anything, even before it was the symbol for jesse jackson or gays.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2015 12:50 AM (kCLGY)
i loved the rainbow as a kid.....i want to take the rainbow back.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at June 28, 2015 01:06 AM (0O7c5)
LOL!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 01:06 AM (BVDFs)
Oh, not full-full, but I see several a year around the and, which is thankfully several acres away from the house. They stink on dry land if they get scared.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
****
I was grateful it had other business to attend to.
I had been warned they had a nest under the pontoon boat dock I fished off of. Fortunately the nest have moved on by then.
I hear they are ill tempered critters.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 28, 2015 01:07 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: =/= derit =/= at June 28, 2015 01:07 AM (jT+gh)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2015 01:04 AM (kCLGY)
Wife decided its time to go?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 28, 2015 01:07 AM (7oF5+)
Posted by: junior at June 28, 2015 12:14 AM (s1zlc)
Someone should tell Cadillac about that. Anyone seen those insane commercials? LOL.
And, if it isn't gay, it's Steve Wozniak being a total douchebag for a few dollars. What a loser.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 28, 2015 01:07 AM (MYSVz)
They wanted to play footsie with Michael Mann (of hockeystick bullshit fame) but Steyn wanted to fight and to use Discovery against the quack. They folded, he went on, they severed the relationship because fear lawyers and pussies.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 28, 2015 01:07 AM (ukTrJ)
Posted by: Zakn at June 28, 2015 01:07 AM (d2pTe)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 01:08 AM (BVDFs)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 01:08 AM (BVDFs)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
****
I was only 13 at the time.
That was when I learned that as you age, all hair goes grey.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 28, 2015 01:08 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: moron #73 at June 28, 2015 01:08 AM (PY/7D)
Posted by: =/= derit =/= at June 28, 2015 01:04 AM (jT+gh)
The truth will set you
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2015 01:09 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 28, 2015 01:09 AM (ukTrJ)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 28, 2015 01:08 AM (F0Cog)
Or just falls out.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 01:10 AM (BVDFs)
Posted by: Zakn at June 28, 2015 01:10 AM (d2pTe)
I see land for sale in CO rather cheap.
It seems reasonable that it will someday be worth something.
However, I don't see myself living long enough to cash in on it.
Buy it for my fiancé/future widow?
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 28, 2015 01:11 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 01:11 AM (BVDFs)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 01:08 AM (BVDFs)
well despite what management is saying I feel it is less like jumping ship and more like walking the plank.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2015 01:12 AM (kCLGY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 28, 2015 01:13 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
****
Would save me plenty of time on personal grooming.
TMI. Sorry.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 28, 2015 01:14 AM (F0Cog)
It'd be a damned ugly baby, a little Heat Miser, no doubt.... but I'd have it.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 01:15 AM (BVDFs)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 28, 2015 01:07 AM (7oF5+)
no, it is more of a if you love the company you gotta go do this / take one for the team and you can come back inside the city walls.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2015 01:15 AM (kCLGY)
Posted by: Molly k. at June 28, 2015 01:15 AM (zS+qK)
Holy shit it's been a year an a half since then :3
Posted by: Zakn at June 28, 2015 01:15 AM (d2pTe)
Living live a a gay person looks really not fun.
definitely not all ice cream and smiles that are portrayed in tv and movies.
A good friend worked for a road construction company and apparently the gay women truck drivers(quota, tax break hires) were challenging employees.
always in one spat or another with their lover
my $.02 is being gay is a real challenge
Posted by: moron #73 at June 28, 2015 01:15 AM (PY/7D)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma
Well, I started it, after all!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 01:16 AM (BVDFs)
Posted by: Zakn at June 28, 2015 01:16 AM (d2pTe)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 01:16 AM (BVDFs)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 28, 2015 01:17 AM (Kucy5)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 01:17 AM (BVDFs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2015 01:17 AM (kCLGY)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe
****
It's in the script.
OR
Entropy
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 28, 2015 01:18 AM (F0Cog)
Fuck 'em.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 01:16 AM (BVDFs)
how do you think I got the "offer"
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2015 01:18 AM (kCLGY)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
****
Funny headline I saw.
Number of ER Visits Due to Personal Grooming Accidents on the Rise
Ummm, really? Jayyyysus.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 28, 2015 01:19 AM (F0Cog)
OR
Entropy
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma
Life...finds a way.
Posted by: Zombie Jeff Goldblum at June 28, 2015 01:20 AM (tgnRB)
Number of ER Visits Due to Personal Grooming Accidents on the Rise
Ummm, really? Jayyyysus.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 28, 2015 01:19 AM (F0Cog)
Asshole.
Posted by: Sandra Bullock at June 28, 2015 01:21 AM (7oF5+)
This wax is too fuckin hot!!
Posted by: local stripper on a tuesday at June 28, 2015 01:21 AM (PY/7D)
This is about the fourth divorce article I've read in the last few months. I'm sure there will be many, many more soon:
http://patriotretort.com/irreconcilable-differences/
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 28, 2015 01:22 AM (ukTrJ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 01:22 AM (BVDFs)
anyone know why Mark Steyn left/got kicked off NRO?
Posted by: moron #73 at June 28, 2015 01:05 AM (PY/7D)
He got into an argument with Lowry, I think
Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2015 01:23 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: The "the rent is too damned high" guy at June 28, 2015 01:23 AM (tgnRB)
My girls are both safely tucked in where they belong. I bought some Cougar Bait to make sure she found the right house.
A shot of rye whiskey will make your innards nice and warm.
Justified is a great show. I can't believe I didn't get into it earlier.
My artwork we bought down in the Keys arrived Friday and has now been hung. My living room looks like the beach. It's a good thing.
I thought I had more important stuff to say, but I guess I was wrong.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at June 28, 2015 01:23 AM (e+1S5)
Betcha Cochran has some stories he won't tell.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 01:23 AM (BVDFs)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2015 01:24 AM (2XMpf)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 28, 2015 01:24 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2015 01:24 AM (kCLGY)
That might be the last "All in" Battle that happens in Eve. And it happened the day I "quit" Eve ROFL. http://tinyurl.com/shitiwrote
Posted by: Zakn at June 28, 2015 01:25 AM (d2pTe)
This wax is too fuckin hot!!
Posted by: local stripper
****
You aren't supposed to use candle wax.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 28, 2015 01:25 AM (F0Cog)
I would like to have a Learned Hand baby.
Posted by: Pictures of Lily at June 28, 2015 01:25 AM (W5DcG)
God in His Heaven and all is right with the world, then.
Delighted to hear it.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 01:25 AM (BVDFs)
Teaser:
"whenever I hear some smug, smirking, smarm-coated snarkmonster bleating that they are on “the right side of history,” what I hear is, “I feel safe within the crowd.”"
http://tinyurl.com/l3mm84z
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2015 01:25 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2015 01:24 AM (2XMpf)
not sayin. but detroit was my first choice.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2015 01:25 AM (kCLGY)
Posted by: moron #73 at June 28, 2015 01:25 AM (PY/7D)
Does this ring any bells?
"God created Syndicate to test the faithful."
It's been a long time since I played. Poitot, "Giev missle!"
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 28, 2015 01:26 AM (ukTrJ)
I tend to distrust early reports. Let's see what this really is.
I have lived through some public panics in the San Francisco area of OMG HOMOPHOBIC ASSASSINS when what was actually going on was various factions of the local ethnic diversity busting caps at each other, not at the gays.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 28, 2015 01:26 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: Yip at June 28, 2015 01:26 AM (e7T6D)
Posted by: torquewrench
Heh! I was watching the Senior US Open today. They are playing at some golf course in Sacramento. Apparently it "cooled" down to the mid 90s today.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 28, 2015 01:26 AM (3d+L2)
Posted by: Zakn at June 28, 2015 01:27 AM (d2pTe)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 01:22 AM (BVDFs)
Nail polish works on chiggers... preferably clear so that you do not have to explain little dabs of pink or red all over your skin.
Posted by: redbanzai at June 28, 2015 01:27 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at June 28, 2015 01:27 AM (e+1S5)
Jurassic World was noisy fun but can anyone explain why the eeeeevile
corporation would sink billions into this huge genetic lab/tourist trap
and then leave its running to mall cops and chinless barista rejects?
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 28, 2015 01:17 AM (Kucy5)
Modeled after the Feds.
Posted by: BignJames at June 28, 2015 01:28 AM (j7iSn)
chloroxing yourr whoo-ha is bad?
Posted by: moron #73
****
She was pretty hot in The Proposal
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 28, 2015 01:28 AM (F0Cog)
I assume this is news because someone forgot to close their eyes.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2015 01:29 AM (kCLGY)
W. NC
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2015 01:29 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Zakn at June 28, 2015 01:29 AM (d2pTe)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 28, 2015 01:29 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 01:30 AM (BVDFs)
Posted by: torquewrench at June 28, 2015 01:30 AM (noWW6)
Hell, we haven't been scolded by management to keep the dirty talk to a low roar in months. That's just not right.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at June 28, 2015 01:30 AM (e+1S5)
Jurassic World was noisy fun but can anyone explain why the eeeeevile
corporation would sink billions into this huge genetic lab/tourist trap
and then leave its running to mall cops and chinless barista rejects?
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 28, 2015 01:17 AM (Kucy5)
uh yeah, affirmative action
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2015 01:30 AM (kCLGY)
Posted by: Zakn at June 28, 2015 01:31 AM (d2pTe)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 28, 2015 01:29 AM (F0Cog)
my family got is land the old fashioned way, they stole if from the natives.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2015 01:32 AM (kCLGY)
that you do not have to explain little dabs of pink or red all over
your skin.
Posted by: redbanzai at June 28, 2015 01:27 AM (NPofj)
I've read it cuts off the oxygen....cuz the little bastard is still in the bite site....get a magnifying glass and you'll see him.
Posted by: BignJames at June 28, 2015 01:32 AM (j7iSn)
*rimshot*
But seriously folks...
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 28, 2015 01:32 AM (tgnRB)
corporation would sink billions into this huge genetic lab/tourist trap
and then leave its running to mall cops and chinless barista rejects?
>>>
A constitutional law professor from Harvard owns the corporation?
Posted by: Robinson at June 28, 2015 01:32 AM (gzlVA)
Posted by: moron #73 at June 28, 2015 01:33 AM (PY/7D)
Posted by: Carol at June 28, 2015 01:33 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Zakn at June 28, 2015 01:33 AM (d2pTe)
Posted by: yankeefifth
****
Sounds like fun.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 28, 2015 01:33 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Zakn at June 28, 2015 01:34 AM (d2pTe)
The polish does help some folks, though. I envy them.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 01:34 AM (BVDFs)
All my stuff is in S-U84? I think.
Took too much of my time. Now I play Defiance and shoot aliens and raiders with sniper rifles for fun.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 28, 2015 01:35 AM (ukTrJ)
Posted by: Zakn at June 28, 2015 01:33 AM (d2pTe)
Sad-face. Because I miss you!
But sleep good and I'm glad you don't work nights nay more!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 01:35 AM (BVDFs)
Living live a a gay person looks really not fun.
definitely not all ice cream and smiles that are portrayed in tv and movies.
A good friend worked for a road construction company and apparently the gay women truck drivers(quota, tax break hires) were challenging employees.
always in one spat or another with their lover
my $.02 is being gay is a real challenge
Posted by: moron #73 at June 28, 2015 01:15 AM (PY/7D)
Wife works with a ghey guy, apparently, they love to talk about their sex life in great detail with people that don't really care or want to know about it.
But it's totes okay, because HR has let it be known that they do not tolerate homophobia one bit.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2015 01:35 AM (Z7G74)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 01:36 AM (BVDFs)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 28, 2015 01:25 AM (F0Cog)
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
Your friendly neighborhood trans dominatrix
Posted by: Your friendly neighborhood trans dominatrix at June 28, 2015 01:36 AM (7YlUk)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nucBCPCtqi8
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2015 12:26 AM (9mTYi)
I enjoyed that video. Newfie guy, and he is chatty. Newfies are the salt of the Earth. I spent a little time there, and I loved it. And that Mini-ductor II, I could see it being quite useful.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2015 01:36 AM (5z2ng)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 01:37 AM (BVDFs)
golf course in Sacramento. Apparently it 'cooled' down to the mid 90s
today."
It's always hot there this time of year.
For decades, the shallow and bitchy gossip doyenne of the _San Francisco Chronicle_, Herb Caen, got by on anecdotes about how blistering the temperatures had been during his youthful heyday up north as "The Sackamenna Kid".
A heyday that coincided with the Warren G. Harding administration. But hey, who's counting? It must have been all of those Model T Fords running round, changing the climate with their emissions. In the seldom heralded SUV version.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 28, 2015 01:38 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 28, 2015 01:38 AM (ntObR)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2015 01:38 AM (kCLGY)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 01:37 AM (BVDFs)
****
Eehh, in the outer Burbs of Atlanta not much of an issue.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 28, 2015 01:39 AM (6QG8q)
Obviously ya need to keep from burning yourself, but it's amazingly effective.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 12:47 AM (BVDFs)
Heat seems to be an effective treatment for many kinds of insect bites. Having just watched a video about a portable induction heater for metal, it occurs to me that a spot heater using microwaves might be useful for treating insect bites on humans (or pets). Push the business end against the bite, and push and hold the button until it gets uncomfortably warm, and release.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 28, 2015 01:40 AM (5z2ng)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2015 01:38 AM (kCLGY)
How about pushing at the state level, amendments to your state constitution that reads something along the lines of:
"The right of a child to both a mother and a father shall not be abridged."
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 28, 2015 01:41 AM (7YlUk)
I suppose the sooner it's off the less pizen he injects, though.
They are the only bug that I react to. Skeeters and fleas don't bother me, tics seldom latch on, but those bitey little bastards eat me alive.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 01:41 AM (BVDFs)
Jurassic World was noisy fun but can anyone explain why the eeeeevile
corporation would sink billions into this huge genetic lab/tourist trap
and then leave its running to mall cops and chinless barista rejects?
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 28, 2015 01:17 AM (Kucy5)
They hired their employees from the Ivy League?
Actually, it is probably how Hollywood thinks that companies actually hire people. The company has a 100:1 fuckups to compatents ratio, with the 1 always being the lowest ranking member of the staff.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2015 01:42 AM (Z7G74)
You need to get right on inventing that.
Please.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 01:42 AM (BVDFs)
497 Jurassic World was noisy fun but can anyone explain why the eeeeevile corporation would sink billions into this huge genetic lab/tourist trap and then leave its running to mall cops and chinless barista rejects?
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 28, 2015 01:17 AM (Kucy5)
They hired the former HR director of the tsa.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 28, 2015 01:43 AM (Qstgh)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
If you like the "chigger warning" joke, maybe I should post the joke I thought up in the Greek thread but wasn't drunk enough to actually post. Here goes:
I tell ya, I don't get no respect. A girl told me she wanted to do it Greek-style. I said OK. So she takes all my money, kicks me in the balls, and runs off with a Russian guy.
posted by: German Rodney Dangerfield
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 28, 2015 01:43 AM (tgnRB)
I don't remember being horribly bothered by them in Rabun Gap, either.
In the 'burbs I suppose the grass and underbrush is kept at bay, and maybe it never got hot or humid enough in the mountains. You'd think they'd be all down by the creeks and such, though.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 01:44 AM (BVDFs)
told it worked because you suffocate them, but that is not true; they do
not burrow under your skin.
The polish does help some folks, though. I envy them.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 01:34 AM (BVDFs)
Dabbing straight ammonia on the chigger bites would also likely help with the itching if nail polish doesn't work for you Tammy.
Posted by: redbanzai at June 28, 2015 01:45 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--------------
Here, hold my beer.
I'm gonna try heating this .30-06 cartridge and see what happens....
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2015 01:45 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 01:45 AM (BVDFs)
-------------
I have been eaten alive by the little buggers over in Clayton.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2015 01:46 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 01:44 AM (BVDFs)
****
The trees that drip Spanish Moss seem to be where the little shits thrive.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 28, 2015 01:47 AM (6QG8q)
I'm allergic. Severe contact dermatitis, swollen throat, etc etc etc
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 01:48 AM (BVDFs)
Once upon a time, out in the remote reaches of the intartoobs, there was a piece written by someone who imagined themselves to be an evil villain, and describing how they would comport themselves as such vs. the versions of evil villains in the Hollyweird movies.
I particularly liked the item which said that "If I find myself with the hero/heroine safely under my control, I will not explain my evil plan in the smallest particulars to them before killing them. I'll just kill them straight away."
As such, if I ever find myself helming an evil corporation, I will insist on top-notch operationally competent management from the C-suite all the way down to the person in charge of dinosaur cage muckings-out.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 28, 2015 01:48 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
If you like the "chigger warning" joke, maybe I should post the joke
I thought up in the Greek thread but wasn't drunk enough to actually
post. Here goes:
I tell ya, I don't get no respect. A girl told me she wanted to do
it Greek-style. I said OK. So she takes all my money, kicks me in the
balls, and runs off with a Russian guy.
posted by: German Rodney Dangerfield
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 28, 2015 01:43 AM (tgnRB)
Prince Ludwig.... you are funny:-)
Posted by: redbanzai at June 28, 2015 01:49 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2015 01:46 AM
I wonder if I'm not getting more reactive as I get older. Because I know they were there, but I only ever got one bad case.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 01:50 AM (BVDFs)
eeeeevile corporation would sink billions into this huge genetic
lab/tourist trap and then leave its running to mall cops and chinless
barista rejects?
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 28, 2015 01:17 AM (Kucy5)
I love movie economics now that the government is printing money at warp speed.
I haven't seen it, but if the park cost billions, that's chump change today - a few days of government spending.
Scarlet Johansen (sp?) was in some movie about an island where they were cloning people for spare parts. The island cost the company $800 MILLION. Meanwhile one of the stimulus bills was $800 BILLION.
Futurama had an episode with a new DOOP (Space United Nations) ship. The cost was a cool $1 Billion.
When I see things like that in the movies now, I think the United States should have built a Death Star or a Stargate for the money that has been pissed away the last few years.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 28, 2015 01:50 AM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 27, 2015 10:49 PM
.
.
.
.
I'm a leaf on the wind watch h...-blarghfffffssss...
Dammit
Posted by: Wash at June 28, 2015 01:50 AM (yqc/4)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 28, 2015 01:51 AM (7YlUk)
Thank you for a lovely evening....for the most part. Please don't fight, dear ones!
Sleep sweet!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 01:51 AM (BVDFs)
Posted by: Tammy
-----------------
No surprise. Resistance to allergens is reduced as you age. I never had problems with poison ivy, poison oak, or sumac until I got into my 50's.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2015 01:51 AM (9mTYi)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2015 01:52 AM (kCLGY)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 28, 2015 01:48 AM (BVDFs)
Oh my... that sucks:-(
I also heard about another home remedy for chiggers that involves mixing salt with Vicks Vaporub and dabbing that on the bites. I have never tried this though so I cannot vouch for its efficacy.
Posted by: redbanzai at June 28, 2015 01:52 AM (NPofj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 28, 2015 01:52 AM (9mTYi)
eeeeevile corporation would sink billions into this huge genetic
lab/tourist trap and then leave its running to mall cops and chinless
barista rejects?
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at June 28, 2015 01:17 AM (Kucy5)
I love movie economics now that the government is printing money at warp speed.
I haven't seen it, but if the park cost billions, that's chump change today - a few days of government spending.
Scarlet Johansen (sp?) was in some movie about an island where they were cloning people for spare parts. The island cost the company $800 MILLION. Meanwhile one of the stimulus bills was $800 BILLION.
Futurama had an episode with a new DOOP (Space United Nations) ship. The cost was a cool $1 Billion.
When I see things like that in the movies now, I think the United States should have built a Death Star or a Stargate for the money that has been pissed away the last few years.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 28, 2015 01:50 AM (AC0lD)
They probably would pay dr. Evil the 100 billion dollars he demanded.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 28, 2015 01:55 AM (Qstgh)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 28, 2015 01:55 AM (Qstgh)
They'd negotiate it up to one trillion... or more
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 28, 2015 01:56 AM (7YlUk)
should have built a Death Star or a Stargate for the money that has
been pissed away the last few years."
For a small fraction of the seven trillion dollars in borrowed money that has been pissed away since January of 2009, the United States could have built a ballistic missile defense that was solid enough to say to Iran, "You want the bomb? Okay. Honey badger don't give a shit."
Posted by: torquewrench at June 28, 2015 01:58 AM (noWW6)
in borrowed money that has been pissed away since January of 2009, the
United States could have built a ballistic missile defense that was
solid enough to say to Iran, "You want the bomb? Okay. Honey badger
don't give a shit."
Posted by: torquewrench at June 28, 2015 01:58 AM (noWW6)
Or numerous nuclear reactors across the United States giving the country relatively safe, inexpensive electricity and a competitive advantage.
Upgraded the entire energy grid - which ironically would be considered 'INFRASTRUCTURE' that always causes the liberals to circle jerk in a Pavlovian response whenever the word is mentioned.
The lost opportunity of $7 Trillion wasted dollars just boggles the mind....and pisses me off.
Good night all.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at June 28, 2015 02:03 AM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel
But Cloward-Piven says keep screwing that welfare pooch.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 28, 2015 02:07 AM (tgnRB)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 28, 2015 01:55 AM (Qstgh)
If Obama could trade 5 Gitmo detainees and the cash for Scott Evil, it would be done.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at June 28, 2015 02:09 AM (Z7G74)
Just think of all the zeppelins we've missed out on.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 28, 2015 02:12 AM (ukTrJ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 28, 2015 02:16 AM (kCLGY)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 28, 2015 02:20 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 28, 2015 02:21 AM (ukTrJ)
Posted by: Carol at June 28, 2015 02:21 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: The More You Know at June 28, 2015 02:23 AM (KlVdw)
Daddy Drank
http://preview.tinyurl.com/qfkbmxw
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma
I'll see your "Daddy Drank" and raise you "Drunk Dad Advice".
https://youtu.be/DB4z492z2hg
"Mr. Bus DRIVER"
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 28, 2015 02:27 AM (tgnRB)
Wow. That is absolutely a masterpiece. It leaves my jaw hanging open in disbelief.
It's funny, it's great music, it has excellent wordplay, it's got everything.
Posted by: rickl at June 28, 2015 02:27 AM (sdi6R)
And had races. And Pink Floyd floating Laser Zeppelin Shows with Added Rockets every July 4th, with Blue Oyster Cult as the warm up act.
But no. Noooooo.
But instead they put thermite in the engine blocks of late model Toyotas and patted themselves on the back while burning the American flag and pissing on the Constitutions.
Bastards.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 28, 2015 02:29 AM (ukTrJ)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 28, 2015 02:30 AM (F0Cog)
I forgot the best one:
"If you're gonna do acid, wait an hour before going swimming."
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 28, 2015 02:31 AM (tgnRB)
"If you're gonna do acid, wait an hour before going swimming."
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible
****
I thought everyone knew that.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 28, 2015 02:32 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale Warily Watching Anna Puma at June 28, 2015 02:40 AM (F0Cog)
According to feminists, "trigger warning" is now also a trigger
"by Gillian Brown"
Trigger warning:
http://tinyurl.com/ods46c7
"What's wrong with her faaaaaaaace!?!"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 28, 2015 02:56 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix
That gal is a triple-bagger:
one for her, one for you, and one for God.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 28, 2015 02:58 AM (tgnRB)
Posted by: Romulus and Remus at June 28, 2015 02:58 AM (oZr5y)
Posted by: Uncle Remus at June 28, 2015 03:00 AM (oZr5y)
There are a few of those I'd love to try. 20 essential job interview tips.
Good news! Now you can.
You're fired.
Posted by: Your Boss
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 28, 2015 03:00 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: The Ronulan Star Empire at June 28, 2015 03:03 AM (tgnRB)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 28, 2015 03:04 AM (kdS6q)
So anyone, buying land in CO?
I'd like a few places in Idaho first.
Posted by: moron #73
I would liked to have seen -- Montana.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 28, 2015 03:07 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 28, 2015 03:13 AM (tgnRB)
This time, I intend to first have a recording of "Taps" at sunset - it is for mourning and for remembrance of what used to be a Republic.
This 4th isn't a celebration of a nation's origin - it is going to be a wake for a departed, loved, and dead Republic.
If you can, join me. Play "Taps" at sunset on the fourth.
Let's send our respects to that departed land.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 28, 2015 03:25 AM (ukTrJ)
There is that annoying incipient supervolcano right next door.
Although if it cooks off, Colorado is toast (or buried in ash) just as badly as is ID.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 28, 2015 03:26 AM (noWW6)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2015 03:35 AM (2XMpf)
This means that they have no moral problem with selling Islamic State flags or portraying the same.
Thus, any company that sells Islamic State stuff, while declaring they won't morally support the CS battle flag, objectively support what the Islamic State supports... like child rape.
Such companies support child rape.
Spread this truth.
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 28, 2015 03:42 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: The Political Hat
While we're spreading truths, the third world was better off being ruled by European empires, the British Empire especially. The worst abuses of the imperialists are nothing compared to what those savages do to each other.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 28, 2015 03:47 AM (tgnRB)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 28, 2015 03:47 AM (tgnRB)
Remember, it ain't oppression if you are being starved to death by someone of the same ethnicity...
Posted by: Robert Mugabe at June 28, 2015 03:50 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Robert Mugabe
So because I'm white and Hillary is white, my time in the Happy Fun Camp won't be oppression. Good to know, I was getting a bit worried.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 28, 2015 04:01 AM (tgnRB)
Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at June 28, 2015 04:03 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Robert Mugabe
So because I'm white and Hillary is white, my time in the Happy Fun Camp won't be oppression. Good to know, I was getting a bit worried.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 28, 2015 04:01 AM (tgnRB)
Now... bend over and enjoy thy pineapple... sideways!
Posted by: Hiallry! at June 28, 2015 04:04 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 28, 2015 04:24 AM (2XMpf)
http://bit.ly/1ICMKo3
It is especially poignant as a chaser to Mills' "On Liberty"
Posted by: The Stephonian Hat at June 28, 2015 04:28 AM (7YlUk)
http://bit.ly/1ICMKo3
It is especially poignant as a chaser to Mills' "On Liberty"
Posted by: The Stephonian Hat at June 28, 2015 04:28 AM (7YlUk)
If one wants to understand conservatism, then they need only read Stephens and Burde...
Posted by: The Conservative Hat at June 28, 2015 04:33 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: The Conservative Hat at June 28, 2015 04:33 AM (7YlUk)
Fixed
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 28, 2015 04:35 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at June 28, 2015 04:41 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: bruce at June 28, 2015 04:41 AM (dJCrW)
And forget how everything sucks...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vElbh2Ox1dA
Posted by: The Danin' Hat at June 28, 2015 04:58 AM (7YlUk)
Do you think that would work?
Posted by: biancaneve at June 28, 2015 05:03 AM (HaVMa)
Do you think that would work?
Posted by: biancaneve at June 28, 2015 05:03 AM (HaVMa)
Any sign of dissent should result in the destruction of the oppressor...
Posted by: Ernst Röhm at June 28, 2015 05:07 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: biancaneve
Early Church martyrs happily went to their deaths before they would offer one pinch of incense to the false gods of Rome.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 28, 2015 05:12 AM (tgnRB)
Posted by: biancaneve
Early Church martyrs happily went to their deaths before they would offer one pinch of incense to the false gods of Rome.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 28, 2015 05:12 AM (tgnRB)
But first you will blow me!!1!
Posted by: Elagabalus at June 28, 2015 05:13 AM (7YlUk)
And that's the problem - church leaders who object to gay marriage will be too principled to dissemble as say they're willing to do it. My point, though, is that someone should call the bluff of the gay activists. Why would they want to be married in a church that doesn't believe in gay marriage? Wouldn't that ruin their special day?
Posted by: biancaneve at June 28, 2015 05:18 AM (HaVMa)
And that's the problem - church leaders who object to gay marriage will be too principled to dissemble as say they're willing to do it. My point, though, is that someone should call the bluff of the gay activists. Why would they want to be married in a church that doesn't believe in gay marriage? Wouldn't that ruin their special day?
Posted by: biancaneve at June 28, 2015 05:18 AM (HaVMa)
Say a word against it... to the Memory Hole with you...
Posted by: SOC JUS at June 28, 2015 05:20 AM (7YlUk)
What I am saying is quite simple:
DO. NOT. GIVE. ONE. INCH.
Intransigence is what's called for here. No backing down, no compromising, and not one single fuck should be given about what the weak, simple-minded little shits on twitter and tumblr think about it.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 28, 2015 05:29 AM (tgnRB)
Posted by: biancaneve at June 28, 2015 05:39 AM (HaVMa)
DO. NOT. GIVE. ONE. INCH.
Intransigence is what's called for here. No backing down, no compromising, and not one single fuck should be given about what the weak, simple-minded little shits on twitter and tumblr think about it.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 28, 2015 05:29 AM (tgnRB)
O RLY?
Posted by: Maximilien François Marie Isidore de Robespierre at June 28, 2015 05:40 AM (7YlUk)
Early Church martyrs happily went to their deaths before they would offer one pinch of incense to the false gods of Rome.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible
They were men who lived in a world where life for almost all was a struggle and death was ever present. Gives you a certain fortitude and perspective on things.
We live in a world where people bitch if their cell phone doesn't have a 5 bar signal.
Really think there's going to be a lot of volunteers shouting, "More wood! I burn too slowly!"?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 28, 2015 05:45 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 28, 2015 05:45 AM (kdS6q)
You can have more wood... up your butt!
Posted by: San Fransisco, Capital of ButtSecks!!1! at June 28, 2015 05:47 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2015 05:50 AM (g3KXW)
Also: the majority of the American population doesn't even know of the ideal of the early martyrs.
Irreligious and uneducated by our schools, to the extent they can conceive of religious resistance to power, it's MLK fighting Y. T. Man, nuns hammering on Minuteman missiles and lesbian Episcopalians protesting to get married.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 28, 2015 05:53 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Dave M at June 28, 2015 05:58 AM (T1Fev)
Posted by: biancaneve at June 28, 2015 05:58 AM (HaVMa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2015 06:02 AM (g3KXW)
Posted by: Dave M at June 28, 2015 05:58 AM (T1Fev)
You have a blog???
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 28, 2015 06:03 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Conservative Crank at June 28, 2015 06:04 AM (b2cFu)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 28, 2015 06:04 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2015 06:04 AM (g3KXW)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 28, 2015 06:05 AM (EzgxV)
I have a few replies to that, all of which would get me banned. Suffice it to say: the day will belong to the ones with the stomach for the most horror, and I don't think the pampered and coddled tumblrinas and SJWs have the same stomach as the Parisian mobs, Russian bolsheviks, and Khmer Rouge. (Stalin never got a participation trophy, Hitler never needed a trigger warning, Pol Pot never demanded a "safe space") They talk a good game online, but will back down when confronted with physical force.
We morons may have the body of weak and feeble middle aged alcoholics, but we have the hearts and stomachs of a king.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 28, 2015 06:05 AM (tgnRB)
Every fibre of my flesh and bone is identical to the others
Everything I say is in the same tone
As my test tube brother's voice
There is no choice between us,
If you had ever seen us,
You'd rejoice in your uniqueness
And consider every weakness something special of your own
Being a clone, I have no flaws to identify
Even this doggerel that pours from my pen,
Has just been written by another twenty telepathic men,
Oh, word for word, it says:
"Oh, for the wings of any bird, other than a battery hen".
Posted by: The Cloned Hat at June 28, 2015 06:11 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 28, 2015 06:13 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 28, 2015 06:13 AM (g3KXW)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 28, 2015 06:21 AM (KCxzN)
the day will belong to the ones with the stomach for the most horror
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible
Which is, more or less, classic Foco/Vanguard of the Proletariat revolutionary theory. Doesn't seem to have a demonstrated real world history of success.
A small cadre can swing the nation thru direct replacement of a ruling oligarchy -- the October Revolution, or thru outside intervention -- most revolutions of the 60s and 70s, or simply by being the only organized group in a collapsed society -- hello Middle East.
If the Rebels (tm Lucasfilm and Disney) actually threaten the real political and economic interests of a centralized power that has it's act together, they get bug-stomped.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 28, 2015 06:24 AM (kdS6q)
Don't offend Islam. They have Will. G. Gordon Liddy can explain. It's like there is a world that's real and then another one that Americans perceive through school and media.
The world existed before us and will live after us. The Gods of the copybook headings will not be denied
Posted by: Ubik at June 28, 2015 09:48 PM (d4wyo)
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