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Scientific Paradigm-Breaker Roils Academy:
SCIENTISTS DISCOVER THAT OUTPUT OF THE SUN COULD INFLUENCE EARTH'S HEATING AND COOLING
"I believe that non-human factors may be largely responsible for global warming and cooling. This hypothetical non-human factor would have to be very large, though -- on the order of magnitude of our own sun." -- A commenter, ages ago
In a discovery scientists are calling "shocking," it turns out that solar output, that is, how much radiative heat the sun pumps out, is, get this, somewhat variable and changes over the years, and furthermore, changes in solar output may actually have effects in places as distant as -- well, let's say the Earth, for example.
Artist's conception, courtesy of @the_Daily_Bleat
And you're not going to believe this -- it also turns out the sun is currently experiencing a lower-than-normal output of radiative heating, and that this has "offset" the expected global warming, that is, this is a pretty good excuse as to why there has been no damn global warming at all for 17 years. Now, while the scientists say that this lower-than-usual solar output may cause the current cooling, they do not, for reasons I can't quite guess at, postulate that perhaps higher-than-usual solar output was a major factor in the 1980-1998 warming cycle. Nope- only this lower-than-average cycle can change things. Anyway, enough of my yammering. Let's listen to the Science Reporters. They always know exactly what the f*ck they're talking about, eh?
Global warming in northern Europe and the eastern US could be partially offset in future winters because of the sun entering a weaker cycle similar to the one which enabled frost fairs to take place on the river Thames in the 17th and 18th century, according to new research.That was the so-called Little Ice Age.
If it's been "in a period of high activity for the past few decades," and they're now admitting solar output changes Earth's temperature (and a big A-doyyy on that one, huh?), why are they not even acknowledging the obvious here? Answer: It's the things that are the most obviously true that have to be denied the most vigorously and emotionally. The emperor's clothes are beautiful! Don't you agree?
... The sun has been in a period of high activity for the past few decades. But scientists believe there is now as much as a 20% chance of a weaker period of activity, known as a grand solar minimum, occurring in the next 40 years.
When they talk about the Earth's temperature going up 3.2 degrees over a century -- that's a large signal. This 0.4-0.8 degree change? Pshah. Nothing but a squirrel lookin' for a nut in my world. The article goes on to discuss how horrible the global warming that isn't happening will ultimately, maybe, be. Incidentally, this may be bad, as in some pretty serious cooling. (At which point they'll start talking about Global Cooling.) Solar output is declining at the fastest rate in 9300 years, some estimate.
"Even if you do go into Maunder minimum conditions it’s not going to combat global warming, the sun’s not going to save us," said lead author Sarah Ineson at the Met Office. The Maunder minimum is the name for the sun’s weak period during 1645-1715, when the Thames froze solidly enough for eyewitnesses to report horse-driven carriages crossing it. Climate change means such sights in the second half of the century would not occur, since the sun’s cooling effect would only reduce manmade temperature rises in northern Europe and the eastern US by 0.4-0.8C. Such offsetting was not a "large signal", Ineson said, although the study found there would be more frosty days in those regions than there would be without the weaker solar activity.
The past few decades have been characterized by a period of relatively high solar activity. However, the recent prolonged solar minimum and subsequent weak solar cycle 24 have led to suggestions that the grand solar maximum may be at an end. Using past variations of solar activity measured by cosmogenic isotope abundance changes, analogue forecasts for possible future solar output have been calculated. An 8% chance of a return to Maunder Minimum-like conditions within the next 40 years was estimated in 2010 (ref. 2). The decline in solar activity has continued, to the time of writing, and is faster than any other such decline in the 9,300 years covered by the cosmogenic isotope data1. If this recent rate of decline is added to the analysis, the 8% probability estimate is now raised to between 15 and 20%.You all get out on the roads this weekend, and you all drive like banshees. Then you come home and you start barbecueing, you barbecue everything, you even barbecue your damn old ratty sneakers you're keeping for God knows what reason (you think if you ever go crabbin', you'll need old sneakers -- but dude, when's the last time you went crabbin'? Just barbecue them already). It is critically important you add as much precious, life-giving CO2 -- The Invisible Guardian -- to the atmosphere to counteract the effects of the lethal Maunder Minimum.
Carbon Dioxide Your dad loves it. Your mom loves it. Your plants love it. This country was built on two things: Freedom, and Carbon Dioxide. Update: Senator and Leftwing Fascist (is there any other kind?) Sheldon Whitehorse calls for the DOJ to begin suing people for denying global warming.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rebel flounder at June 25, 2015 04:39 PM (Vf5rR)
Posted by: Sharkman at June 25, 2015 04:40 PM (72D6h)
Posted by: maddogg at June 25, 2015 04:40 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: SH at June 25, 2015 04:41 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: wooga at June 25, 2015 04:41 PM (W2mU3)
Thrashed by a fish with both eyes on one side of its head.
[Sharkman swims slowly away, miffed, rather than consuming the dastardly flounder in one savage bite - The Horde protects its own].
Posted by: Sharkman at June 25, 2015 04:41 PM (72D6h)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2015 04:41 PM (C5Jpx)
Posted by: Darren O'Daly at June 25, 2015 04:42 PM (fmKA/)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2015 04:42 PM (C5Jpx)
Posted by: rebel flounder at June 25, 2015 04:42 PM (Vf5rR)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2015 04:43 PM (C5Jpx)
Posted by: Plants everywhere at June 25, 2015 04:43 PM (BjKDP)
Posted by: Thoms Nostrous at June 25, 2015 04:43 PM (gTEMl)
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I didn't learn this in school, but I did learn early on (not sure what age) that the sun does have an effect on temperature. For instance, it is hotter when you can see the sun than it is when you can't.
Posted by: SH at June 25, 2015 04:43 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: oblivious at June 25, 2015 04:44 PM (fG412)
Posted by: SH at June 25, 2015 04:44 PM (gmeXX)
The Sun on the Japanese Flag should be banned.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2015 04:42 PM (C5Jpx)
Exactly!
Posted by: Bill Nye at June 25, 2015 04:44 PM (BjKDP)
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Bullshit.
Posted by: Bill Nye the Science Guy at June 25, 2015 04:44 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: ace at June 25, 2015 04:44 PM (bhepQ)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 25, 2015 04:44 PM (XUKZU)
Wankers.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 25, 2015 04:45 PM (ZKzrr)
The real question is can we all use Aqua Net hairspray again? Or is that still bad?
Posted by: SH at June 25, 2015 04:44 PM (gmeXX)
No bueno like DDT
Posted by: Bill Nye at June 25, 2015 04:45 PM (BjKDP)
Summer hot, winter cold.
Why do we hate the planet?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 25, 2015 04:45 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Bigby's Oven Mitt at June 25, 2015 04:45 PM (3ZtZW)
Freedom, and Carbon Dioxide.
And we are rapidly losing both.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2015 04:45 PM (h5Qxg)
Fallen Angels, baby.
Global warmening may or may not be bad, what with the longer growing seasons and the like.
Global cooling, as in, you know, a FUCKING ICE AGE, is bad, m'kay?
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at June 25, 2015 04:45 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Scientists at June 25, 2015 04:45 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Bill Nye at June 25, 2015 04:45 PM (BjKDP)
we all know the science is settled, and the sun has no impact on temperatures here.
and whichever heretics claim that it does... well, fuck em.
The consensus says they must be being paid off by big oil.
Posted by: mynewhandle at June 25, 2015 04:45 PM (AkOaV)
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Iowahawk's way ahead of you on this one.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 25, 2015 04:45 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 25, 2015 04:46 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2015 04:46 PM (C5Jpx)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - If your right eyebrow isn't twitching you simply don't care. at June 25, 2015 04:46 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: NCKate at June 25, 2015 04:46 PM (CqyVJ)
Posted by: chiefjaybob at June 25, 2015 04:46 PM (4CBaM)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 25, 2015 04:46 PM (oKE6c)
"Over-use of the internal combustion engine by Americans has caused temperatures to spike on each of the nine (eight?) planets, as well as the asteroid belt!!!"
"WE ARE DOOMED!!!"
/Fucking Idiot NOAA "Scientist"
Posted by: Sharkman at June 25, 2015 04:46 PM (72D6h)
SCIENTISTS DISCOVER THAT OUTPUT OF THE SUN COULD INFLUENCE EARTH'S HEATING AND COOLING
White hot privilege!
Posted by: rebel flounder at June 25, 2015 04:46 PM (Vf5rR)
Posted by: Scientists at June 25, 2015 04:47 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Jakee308 at June 25, 2015 04:47 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Bigby's Oven Mitt at June 25, 2015 04:47 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 25, 2015 04:47 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: SH at June 25, 2015 04:43 PM (gmeXX)
maybe, maybe...
But I think I will need a government grant to confirm that.
Posted by: mynewhandle at June 25, 2015 04:47 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 25, 2015 04:47 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Keith Arnold at June 25, 2015 04:47 PM (iIzG7)
So move your butt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2pPJywRGTk
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 25, 2015 04:47 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: George Carlin, hippy dippy weatherman at June 25, 2015 04:47 PM (AkOaV)
It is critically important you add as much precious, life-giving CO2
-- The Invisible Guardian -- to the atmosphere to counteract the effects
of the lethal Maunder Minimum.
Fallen Angels, baby.
Global warmening may or may not be bad, what with the longer growing seasons and the like.
Global cooling, as in, you know, a FUCKING ICE AGE, is bad, m'kay?
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at June 25, 2015 04:45 PM (mf5HN)
...not if you live in Phoenix AtC.
Posted by: Just sayin' at June 25, 2015 04:47 PM (BjKDP)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2015 04:48 PM (C5Jpx)
Posted by: dogfish at June 25, 2015 04:48 PM (jWtyG)
Posted by: wooga at June 25, 2015 04:41 PM (W2mU3)
"Okay, that shit's not funny, Bomb #20."
Posted by: Sgt. Pinback at June 25, 2015 04:48 PM (72D6h)
THREAD WINNER!!
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 25, 2015 04:48 PM (evdj2)
"Ice core records show a 100,000 year cycle of glaciation, which Milankovitch Theory suggests is probably driven by orbital eccentricity due to the torque on earth's orbit from Jupiter and Venus."
Phucking planets.
Posted by: RioBravo at June 25, 2015 04:48 PM (NUqwG)
Homer: When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power... like God must feel when he's holding a gun.
Posted by: Joey Biden at June 25, 2015 04:49 PM (CCNCh)
Posted by: LIV at June 25, 2015 04:49 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2015 04:49 PM (C5Jpx)
I was congratulating Maddogg from #3 on his astute reference to the Candlemakers' Petition.
Posted by: Keith Arnold at June 25, 2015 04:49 PM (iIzG7)
Wankers.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 25, 2015 04:45 PM (ZKzrr)
A Brit paper squealed that global warming would cause railroad tracks to buckle, and asphalt roads to melt.
The reporter had never visited Arizona or Las Vegas in summer, I take it. The Brits consider 70 F as hot.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 25, 2015 04:49 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 25, 2015 04:49 PM (evdj2)
Rain can offset drought.
Posted by: Scientists at June 25, 2015 04:47 PM (gmeXX)
unless too much rain then ...Climate Change disaster.
Posted by: Same Scientists at June 25, 2015 04:50 PM (BjKDP)
Can we barbecue a polar bear?
Posted by: DaveA at June 25, 2015 04:50 PM (DL2i+)
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Some of it the product of gunpowder combustion.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 25, 2015 04:50 PM (9mTYi)
Oh, I don't know. There's a lot of cities that will be greatly improved by a quarter-mile thick chunk of ice.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 25, 2015 04:50 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Pope Commie DumbAss at June 25, 2015 04:50 PM (D0NZx)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 25, 2015 04:47 PM (evdj2)
I repeat, if we are reliving the 70's I am doing the drugs but not the macrame.
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at June 25, 2015 04:50 PM (mf5HN)
It doesn't do so good with cold.
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 25, 2015 04:50 PM (t06LC)
Fkn A right!
You think the US Mexico border is bad? How you think we'll deal when we've got SIBERIANS walking acrost the Bering Straits?
Posted by: Bigby's Oven Mitt at June 25, 2015 04:50 PM (3ZtZW)
Older people can't take the cold as well as younger.
*Florida* *Arizona* *duh*
I've been HOPING for some Global Warming. Hell even just some warm winters would be nice.
But NOOOO it's getting colder. Like back to the days of my youth colder.
*crap* I was hoping to not have to move to the racist redneck south *joke*.
Watch population changes. It isn't from south to north. (not since wwii)
Posted by: Jakee308 at June 25, 2015 04:50 PM (x3GpS)
Climate realists like Anthony Watts (scientist) and Christopher Booker (journalist) need all the amplification they can get. The Heartland Institute is a climate realist organization that could use support.
They are not alone. The whole "96% of scientists agree" is BULLSHIT based on a pitiful study that wouldn't pass statistical muster at a community college.
Obama is going to ram all sorts of economy-crushing things through related to "climate change" this coming year. We have to stop this.
Posted by: Feh at June 25, 2015 04:51 PM (HbEYl)
The solution to global warming is Nuclear Winter.
Posted by: Keith Arnold at June 25, 2015 04:51 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: simplemined at June 25, 2015 04:51 PM (5vV+V)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 25, 2015 04:51 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 25, 2015 04:51 PM (z/Ubi)
It doesn't do so good with cold.
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See the city of Detroit.
Posted by: SH at June 25, 2015 04:51 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 25, 2015 04:51 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Jon Snow at June 25, 2015 04:51 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
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21.111... C.
Because, more convenient.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 25, 2015 04:51 PM (9mTYi)
It doesn't do so good with cold.
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 25, 2015 04:50 PM (t06LC)
Tell that to plow drivers, asshole.
Their lives are much better in the cold. That's when they m ake their money.
Not plowing a lot of snow in the heat, now, are you?
Posted by: mynewhandle at June 25, 2015 04:52 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 25, 2015 04:52 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 25, 2015 04:52 PM (CCNCh)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at June 25, 2015 04:52 PM (9Y7bY)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 25, 2015 04:47 PM (evdj2)
They're bringing back bellbottoms? Or disco?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 25, 2015 04:52 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 25, 2015 04:52 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 25, 2015 04:48 PM (evdj2)
Giving THREAD WINNER!! to the THREAD MAKER!! is a little bit of a conflict of interest.
ace wins all threads by default.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 25, 2015 04:52 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 25, 2015 04:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: simplemined at June 25, 2015 04:52 PM (5vV+V)
Posted by: ManBearPig at June 25, 2015 04:52 PM (Vf5rR)
I can tell my grandkids . . . oh wait.
Posted by: Jakee308 at June 25, 2015 04:52 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: some random meathead - if you're not drinking, you're not paying attention at June 25, 2015 04:52 PM (ND90G)
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No no, we are still experiencing global warming down here. Stay away, stay away - don't get burned. Unless you are a conservative - then please come on down.
Posted by: SH at June 25, 2015 04:52 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: The Sun at June 25, 2015 04:52 PM (BjKDP)
Posted by: @votermom at June 25, 2015 04:52 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Southern Republican Govenors at June 25, 2015 04:53 PM (36aNN)
Posted by: Keith
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Our scientists are diligently working on a solution to Global Warming.
Posted by: Iran at June 25, 2015 04:53 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Feh at June 25, 2015 04:53 PM (HbEYl)
Problem solved. You're welcome
Posted by: Marcus T at June 25, 2015 04:53 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: SH at June 25, 2015 04:52 PM (gmeXX)
What if you're a conservative who votes Democrat in order to teach the Republicans a lesson?
Then are you okay?
Posted by: mynewhandle at June 25, 2015 04:53 PM (AkOaV)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2015 04:53 PM (C5Jpx)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 25, 2015 04:50 PM (ZKzrr)
*taps chin*
You make a most cromulent point.
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at June 25, 2015 04:53 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2015 04:54 PM (h5Qxg)
Posted by: Keith Arnold at June 25, 2015 04:51 PM (iIzG7)
More made-up bullshit pseudo-science. Thanks, zombie Carl Sagan!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 25, 2015 04:54 PM (oKE6c)
Makes sense, makes sense.....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 25, 2015 04:54 PM (LA7Cm)
So let's have a nuclear war and see what happens.
Posted by: Jakee308 at June 25, 2015 04:54 PM (x3GpS)
Then are you okay?
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I'll have to convene a meeting.
Posted by: SH at June 25, 2015 04:54 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 25, 2015 04:54 PM (Pr1dy)
Phew. That was close.
Posted by: Glaciers at June 25, 2015 04:54 PM (LAe3v)
I repeat, if we are reliving the 70's I am doing the drugs but not the macrame.
But we are doing braless halter tops, right?
RIGHT?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 25, 2015 04:54 PM (JtwS4)
The Sun is transthermal. It's transitioning from hawt to cool.
Posted by: @votermom at June 25, 2015 04:52 PM (cbfNE)
Hey, watch who you're calling tranthermal.
Posted by: The Sun at June 25, 2015 04:55 PM (BjKDP)
bitch, bitch, bitch.
Global cooling, it's too cold.
bitch, bitch, bitch.
Too much rain.
bitch, bitch, bitch.
Not enough rain
bitch, bitch, bitch.
you people are never satisfied.
Posted by: Thoms Nostrous at June 25, 2015 04:55 PM (gTEMl)
I'm pretty sure the horde will be letting clouds of CO2 lose just after Beer-O-clock.
Posted by: DaveA at June 25, 2015 04:55 PM (DL2i+)
The sun is entering a period which will cause less solar radiation to reach the earth, therefore the earth (absent any human factors - argumento) would cool to the extent that one could have "Frost Fairs" ON the River Thames.
However (argumento), because of human factors (aka "Anthropogenic Global Warming), we will instead only experience a slight cooling, back to, say, Industrial Revolution levels.
So... yay human factors! Thank God we didn't listen to your nonsense about curbing our Carbon footprint! Can you imagine how red-faced you'd be now if we had, and you were having to explain why all our crops were going to fail and the growing season was going to drop down to just a few months a year?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 25, 2015 04:55 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: Polar Bears at June 25, 2015 04:55 PM (LAe3v)
Coincidence?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 25, 2015 04:55 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 25, 2015 04:55 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: Cruzinator
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Green cheese is a well-known absorber of heat.
Posted by: Iran at June 25, 2015 04:55 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 25, 2015 04:50 PM (ZKzrr)
At rest, or dropped from height?
Might be worth performing controlled experiments.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 25, 2015 04:55 PM (0NdlF)
Yes, don't come here. You'll hate it. It's like living on the Sun. Go somewhere like Florida or something.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 25, 2015 04:55 PM (LA7Cm)
The Global Warming movement is dead. its just twitching and kicking a few times. The next president won't even bother with that crap no matter who they are.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 25, 2015 04:56 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Grump928(c)
They're bringing back bellbottoms? Or disco?
Posted by: Jay Guevara
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2015 04:56 PM (h5Qxg)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 25, 2015 04:56 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 25, 2015 04:52 PM (oKE6c)
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Stagflation and Iran brinkmanship.
But also cocaine, so there's that.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 25, 2015 04:56 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: cobs at June 25, 2015 04:56 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Feh at June 25, 2015 04:56 PM (HbEYl)
It would be a great thing, if it weren't for the fact that everyone near me is either a hundred pounds overweight, or over seventy, or both.
Posted by: Keith Arnold at June 25, 2015 04:56 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 25, 2015 04:56 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: Sphynx, who thinks Caitlyn the Bruce has a suspcious package at June 25, 2015 04:56 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: maddogg at June 25, 2015 04:56 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2015 04:57 PM (C5Jpx)
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Global warming is just another way to displace God. The arrogance of humans to think it can have an effect on worldwide temperatures.
Posted by: SH at June 25, 2015 04:57 PM (gmeXX)
RIGHT?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 25, 2015 04:54 PM (JtwS4)
Hey, far be it from me to judge your fashion choices.
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at June 25, 2015 04:57 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 25, 2015 04:57 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Dave
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I have plans of using a bean burrito catalyst.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 25, 2015 04:57 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 25, 2015 04:57 PM (39g3+)
The reporter had never visited Arizona or Las Vegas in summer, I take it. The Brits consider 70 F as hot.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 25, 2015 04:49 PM (oKE6c)
In Iraq in the summer you could stick a prybar under the road asphalt and peel it up. I assume it's close to that where you are
Posted by: Secundus at June 25, 2015 04:57 PM (DF20b)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 25, 2015 04:55 PM (fLKzW)
I'm comin', baby!
Posted by: Zombie Andrea Dworkin at June 25, 2015 04:57 PM (oKE6c)
I'm pretty sure the horde will be letting clouds of CO2 lose just after Beer-O-clock.
If by CO2 you mean methane, yes.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2015 04:58 PM (h5Qxg)
Say what you will about Southern California, it's currently Mandatory Halter Top Season here.
It
would be a great thing, if it weren't for the fact that everyone near
me is either a hundred pounds overweight, or over seventy, or both.
Posted by: Keith Arnold at June 25, 2015 04:56 PM (iIzG7)<
Sigh. Don't you miss the 70s, when the girls were fit?
Posted by: Sphynx, who thinks Caitlyn the Bruce has a suspcious package at June 25, 2015 04:58 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 25, 2015 04:58 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 25, 2015 04:58 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 25, 2015 04:58 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Feh at June 25, 2015 04:58 PM (HbEYl)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2015 04:58 PM (C5Jpx)
Posted by: Feh
That's the purpose of my people.
Posted by: Pander Bear Party at June 25, 2015 04:58 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: pj at June 25, 2015 04:58 PM (cHuNI)
Don't forget the platform shoes.
Posted by: Jakee308 at June 25, 2015 04:59 PM (x3GpS)
This country was built on two things: Freedom and Carbon Dioxide.
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What about beer?
Posted by: wth at June 25, 2015 04:59 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2015 04:58 PM (h5Qxg)
::burp.::
huh?
Posted by: mynewhandle at June 25, 2015 04:59 PM (AkOaV)
I'm pretty sure the horde will be letting clouds of CO2 lose just after Beer-O-clock.
Posted by: Dave
It is now Gin-o-clock and I will be speeding home in my 17 mpg DeathToGaiaMobile.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 25, 2015 04:59 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Old Blue at June 25, 2015 04:59 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: @votermom at June 25, 2015 04:59 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: rickl at June 25, 2015 04:59 PM (zoehZ)
"this was the moment when the heat of the sun began to cool and our planet began to heal;"
I remember it different, but I am SURE he said this, he did......
Posted by: NYT at June 25, 2015 04:59 PM (sCHw2)
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Unshaved nether regions? I mean, I guess that was warmer...
Posted by: Marcus T at June 25, 2015 04:59 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 25, 2015 04:57 PM (sWgE+)
I will set you ablaze.
Which, conveniently, will help stop the Evils Of Global Cooling so I just win all around.
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at June 25, 2015 04:59 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 25, 2015 04:59 PM (fLKzW)
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How do you keep a Muldoon busy all day?
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Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 25, 2015 04:59 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 25, 2015 04:59 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: RioBravo at June 25, 2015 04:59 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 25, 2015 04:59 PM (C5Jpx)
Posted by: Quint the Eskimo at June 25, 2015 05:00 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: John Roberts at June 25, 2015 05:00 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: wth at June 25, 2015 05:00 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Quint the Eskimo at June 25, 2015 05:00 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Michael E. Mannspreader at June 25, 2015 05:00 PM (6qR/9)
Posted by: Sol at June 25, 2015 05:00 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 25, 2015 04:56 PM (GGCsk)
You wanna taste of what Galileo got, heretic?
Posted by: Robe wearing 70 y.o. virgin at June 25, 2015 05:00 PM (DF20b)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 25, 2015 05:00 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Marcus T
I saw them open in the 70s. *shudders*
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 25, 2015 05:00 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: maddogg at June 25, 2015 05:00 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: rickl at June 25, 2015 04:59 PM (zoehZ)
Either way, we need to tax you.
And shut down industrial advancements.
Oh, and probably kill off a few billion people. Population bombs and all that.
Speaking of that, how is Paul Eurlich? Oh, oh, he's now writing papers on the great species die off in the "sixth extinction."
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! EXTINCTION!!!!!! AHHHH!!!!
Posted by: mynewhandle at June 25, 2015 05:00 PM (AkOaV)
****
Oh just hell no!!
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Eh, bell bottoms aren't so bad. They came back in the 90s anyway.
What I don't want to see is the color scheme. Avocado and harvest gold can stay buried.
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at June 25, 2015 05:00 PM (GvNnD)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 25, 2015 05:01 PM (eOpVe)
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 25, 2015 05:01 PM (CCNCh)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 25, 2015 05:01 PM (wq4B0)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 25, 2015 05:01 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2015 05:01 PM (h5Qxg)
related to "climate change" this coming year. We have to stop this.
We read this we LoL'ed
Posted by: The gopE at June 25, 2015 05:01 PM (RQ2Z6)
133
Its been bizarrely warm and dry this year in Oregon though. This is why
I rely on larger data sets than "what's it like outside, Cletus?"
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 25, 2015 04:57 PM (39g3+) <<<
Hi, there!
Posted by: Summer at June 25, 2015 05:01 PM (sCHw2)
Then this cooling cycle effectively delays it for what are they saying 50 years or so?
Sounds like plenty of time to let innovation take it's course and we'll be largely off fossil fuels anyway (for cheaper alternatives). Drill baby drill! Cheap energy is the base of innovation.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) rogue bioethicst at June 25, 2015 05:01 PM (s92xH)
Posted by: SH at June 25, 2015 04:57 PM (gmeXX)
YOU know that.
I know that.
But LIVs buy this codswallop, so it's fun to turn it around.
"Oh, aren't you glad for Global Warming now? This way you won't freeze to death in the winter!"
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 25, 2015 05:01 PM (kff5f)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 25, 2015 05:01 PM (nqiq9)
.............................
What about beer?
*****
That's what makes the CO2 portable.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 25, 2015 05:01 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: the roost aint what it used to be at June 25, 2015 05:02 PM (7GI9v)
Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at June 25, 2015 04:59 PM (mf5HN)
As it should be my queen
Posted by: wrg500 at June 25, 2015 05:02 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Robe wearing
A private room, three meals a day, scintillating conversation with the world's leading minds, and a quiet place to think? Sure!
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 25, 2015 05:02 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 25, 2015 05:02 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Old Blue at June 25, 2015 05:02 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Neil DeGrasse Tyson at June 25, 2015 05:02 PM (36aNN)
Posted by: Quint the Eskimo at June 25, 2015 05:02 PM (evdj2)
Posted by: Feh at June 25, 2015 05:02 PM (HbEYl)
Posted by: the roost aint what it used to be
I identify as John Roberts.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 25, 2015 05:02 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 25, 2015 05:02 PM (ZKzrr)
You get that much??
Showoff.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2015 05:02 PM (h5Qxg)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2015 05:02 PM (C5Jpx)
Posted by: Feh at June 25, 2015 05:03 PM (HbEYl)
Posted by: Who Knows at June 25, 2015 05:03 PM (W+Itt)
Posted by: eman at June 25, 2015 05:03 PM (w1fiF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2015 05:03 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 25, 2015 05:03 PM (GGCsk)
I know that.
But LIVs buy this codswallop, so it's fun to turn it around.
"Oh, aren't you glad for Global Warming now? This way you won't freeze to death in the winter!"
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther)
We were always at war with Global Cooling.
Posted by: LIV at June 25, 2015 05:04 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Science at June 25, 2015 05:04 PM (OZmbA)
Posted by: Seamus
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That and a jar of pickled eggs. They have a multiplier effect.
Posted by: Quint the Eskimo at June 25, 2015 05:04 PM (9mTYi)
It's like when you first discovered masturbation.
Posted by: Jakee308 at June 25, 2015 05:04 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Geroge Orwell's ghost at June 25, 2015 05:04 PM (/EkKm)
Posted by: President Obama at June 25, 2015 05:04 PM (0k/27)
Posted by: mrp at June 25, 2015 05:04 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Your lungs at June 25, 2015 05:04 PM (BjKDP)
God. The arrogance of humans to think it can have an effect on
worldwide temperatures.
Posted by: SH at June 25, 2015 04:57 PM (gmeXX)
That's pretty much my take, too. Leftists consistently believe that they're the center of the universe, that their coordinates are (0,0,0), and that their every decision, thought, or feeling has galactic consequences. Rather like infants in that respect.
Newsflash to leftists: you don't matter. Not a bit. If you drop dead tomorrow, no one except your family and friends will give a shit. The earth will still rotate on its axis, and everything else will be exactly the same, no matter who you are, or what you do or have done. As de Gaulle said, when told that someone was irreplaceable: "Cemetaries are full of irreplaceable men."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 25, 2015 05:04 PM (oKE6c)
Might as well get rid of Obamacare then since nothing will stop it and we're all dead anyway.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 25, 2015 04:58 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts at June 25, 2015 05:04 PM (Vf5rR)
Posted by: Secundus at June 25, 2015 05:04 PM (DF20b)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 25, 2015 05:04 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2015 05:04 PM (C5Jpx)
Posted by: Science
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This is that 'Tits' meme, isn't it?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 25, 2015 05:04 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: NSA at June 25, 2015 05:04 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2015 05:05 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: maddogg at June 25, 2015 05:05 PM (xWW96)
But no politics. It's so boring!!!
Posted by: president o'bumbles at June 25, 2015 05:05 PM (kivUY)
Just the disco ball. Alice wants to get out of the mirror.
[Obscure warehouse 13 reference]
Posted by: Thoms Nostrous at June 25, 2015 05:05 PM (gTEMl)
Posted by: The Artist Formerly Known As The Sun at June 25, 2015 05:05 PM (ND90G)
Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at June 25, 2015 05:05 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Totally Not Tachyonshuggy at June 25, 2015 05:06 PM (YQN/A)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 25, 2015 05:06 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 25, 2015 05:06 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: Your Rape Kit at June 25, 2015 05:06 PM (36aNN)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2015 05:06 PM (C5Jpx)
Global warming or the 70's rage Global Ice Age have never had anything to do with the earth temperature. So while its fun to make these people look like fools, they just want an issue, any issue, to use to make people controlling laws easier to pass.
I don't even know if its productive to discuss the science or just say Bullshit, you fascists just want fascism.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 25, 2015 05:06 PM (ODxAs)
I think the boomer generation exacerbated that significantly by defining reality by their teenage years. What it was like then is how it must always be, world without end. If the weather is different then its wrong and must be fixed. The early 70s were a cooling cycle, so its obviously horribly hot now!
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 25, 2015 05:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 25, 2015 05:07 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Eyjafjallajökull at June 25, 2015 05:07 PM (Pr1dy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2015 05:07 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2015 05:08 PM (h5Qxg)
This is damn good news to us pyros. I'm burning everything. Fvking A.
WOO HOO!!
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 25, 2015 05:08 PM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 25, 2015 04:47 PM (evdj2)
I repeat, if we are reliving the 70's I am doing the drugs but not the macrame.
Posted by: a
i will do the macrame but not the bell bottoms
Posted by: willow at June 25, 2015 05:08 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Michael Mann at June 25, 2015 05:08 PM (wkuqO)
Oh, they know what they're doing.
Power and $$$$$$$$$$
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 25, 2015 05:08 PM (LA7Cm)
Ha ha I'm so funny.
Posted by: Null at June 25, 2015 05:08 PM (TFxjY)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 25, 2015 05:08 PM (VAsIq)
The Sun on the Japanese Flag should be banned.
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2015 04:42 PM (C5Jpx)
I tried to get the Japanese Language banned, but that pansy MacArthur wussed out.
Posted by: Zombie Bull Halsey at June 25, 2015 05:08 PM (vXKGT)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2015 05:08 PM (C5Jpx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2015 05:07 PM (FsuaD)
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Or the cult of Thor. THUNDERSNOW!!!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 25, 2015 05:09 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 25, 2015 05:09 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Michael E. Mannspreader at June 25, 2015 05:09 PM (6qR/9)
Posted by: maddogg at June 25, 2015 05:09 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: The Sun at June 25, 2015 05:09 PM (BjKDP)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 25, 2015 05:09 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: willow at June 25, 2015 05:09 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: willow at June 25, 2015 05:08 PM (nqBYe)
I will do Suzie in the macramé top and bellbottoms...
Posted by: wrg500 at June 25, 2015 05:09 PM (sWgE+)
Posted by: just saying at June 25, 2015 05:10 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 25, 2015 05:10 PM (QHgTq)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 25, 2015 05:08 PM (VAsIq)
Best cold weather gun lube. GO!
Posted by: Secundus at June 25, 2015 05:10 PM (DF20b)
Posted by: Jakee308 at June 25, 2015 05:10 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: willow at June 25, 2015 05:10 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Secundus at June 25, 2015 05:10 PM (DF20b)
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Hobo fat.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 25, 2015 05:10 PM (jR7Wy)
And Al Roker is an alterboy. (Oops. Was that racist??)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2015 05:11 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2015 04:42 PM (C5Jpx)
At least put shades or sunblocker on it, because global warming. H8ters.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 25, 2015 05:11 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 25, 2015 05:08 PM (VAsIq)
So, because my wife is currently unemployed, I'll be requesting a pay-out of my "Rev Share" from work. It should clock in at ~$1500 after taxes.
Is it wrong of me that I'm hoping she has a job before that check gets cut at the end of next month so I can take it and buy a mini-14?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 25, 2015 05:11 PM (kff5f)
There are three rotational variables involved in Ice Ages. We are at 1.5 favorable. Half way, in other words, tilting towards all three favorable. With our star in need of some blue pills.
Posted by: se pa moron at June 25, 2015 05:11 PM (xQX/f)
But if you cry wolf too often...
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 25, 2015 05:11 PM (39g3+)
I tried to get the Japanese Language banned, but that pansy MacArthur wussed out.
Posted by: Zombie Bull Halsey
Or at least transferred to a new local.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 25, 2015 05:11 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: SH at June 25, 2015 05:12 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: maddogg at June 25, 2015 05:09 PM (xWW96)
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Given the sorry state that Whitehouse security and our military have fallen into due to Obummer, they could probably get away with nuking DC. That would be ironic.
Posted by: Michael E. Mannspreader at June 25, 2015 05:12 PM (6qR/9)
Posted by: dude guy at June 25, 2015 05:12 PM (q177U)
i could probably dig in my clset and find some old macrame tops to give to Suzie, but bell bottoms will have to be found elsewhere.
Posted by: willow at June 25, 2015 05:12 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Jakee308 at June 25, 2015 05:12 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 25, 2015 05:12 PM (eEb+d)
Posted by: Smeagol at June 25, 2015 05:12 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: The Governor at June 25, 2015 05:12 PM (K0y5m)
Posted by: Al Gore at June 25, 2015 05:12 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 25, 2015 05:12 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 25, 2015 05:12 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 25, 2015 05:11 PM (kff5f)
Why fuck around with a mimi-14? Socom-16, thats what I want.
Posted by: maddogg at June 25, 2015 05:12 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Secundus at June 25, 2015 05:10 PM (DF20b)
5-30 motor oil
Posted by: just saying at June 25, 2015 05:12 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 25, 2015 05:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Golfman at June 25, 2015 05:13 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 25, 2015 05:13 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: SH at June 25, 2015 04:43 PM (gmeXX)
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Now that's some focused study right there, I tell ya.
Posted by: Soona at June 25, 2015 05:13 PM (P25Hh)
Shut the hell up!
Posted by: Walter at June 25, 2015 05:13 PM (9mTYi)
cut at the end of next month so I can take it and buy a mini-14?>>>
Well since you are really more concerned with the wife's happiness in having a new job, No.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 25, 2015 05:13 PM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: Al Gore at June 25, 2015 05:12 PM (ztOda)
****
Require it to sign up for Obamacare.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 25, 2015 05:13 PM (mvenn)
Soon as a Republican is president again. That and the homeless.
4th of never.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 25, 2015 05:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Golfman at June 25, 2015 05:14 PM (48QDY)
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If the Civil War never happened, does the Confederate flag have any meaning?
Posted by: SH at June 25, 2015 05:14 PM (gmeXX)
Carbon dioxide is essentially airborne plant fertilizer, and a massive global analysis last year proved indeed that the Earth is now "greening" across the entire globe, and that in something like the last 20 years there is now 7% more vegetation on the planet.
Furthermore, a study that just came out recently this year showed that most of that greening is happening on the fringes of existing desert regions -- where it is most "needed" (based on the presumption that "more life" is goof and "less life" is bad).
This "greening" (increased plant growth) has a cascading effect that leads to more ANIMAL growth and GREATER BIODIVERSITY.
So although there is still no proof that burning carbon fuels have affected global temperatures, there IS proof that it has helped global life.
Which is supposed to be EXACTLY what the environmentalists want.
In a sane world, environmentalists would be demanding that MORE carbon be put into the atmosphere!
But of course we don't live in a sane world.
Posted by: zombie at June 25, 2015 05:14 PM (jBuUi)
Just saw that the Gettysburg National Park bookstore is pulling the Confederate Flag. I could puke right about now.
They're doing that all over the south. No more toy Union and Rebel soldiers for you, little kiddies. No more anything southern.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2015 05:14 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Chief Justice at June 25, 2015 05:14 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 25, 2015 05:11 PM (39g3+)
Isn't how they deal with everything?
they make every thing normal suspect (because fkn lying a-lot)
so now every proposition has to be turned over and studied, even sensible things like petting your dog or not
Posted by: willow at June 25, 2015 05:14 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 25, 2015 05:14 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: Guilt, It's what's for dinner at June 25, 2015 05:14 PM (kfcOR)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 25, 2015 05:14 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2015 05:15 PM (h5Qxg)
Posted by: The Governor at June 25, 2015 05:12 PM (K0y5m)
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This is ridiculous. Are they going to stage Union vs. Wehrmacht reenactments, since the swastika is apparently A-OK?
(I would actually watch a Sherman vs. Rommel tank battle)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 25, 2015 05:15 PM (jR7Wy)
When Iran gets the bomb, NYC is destined to become the center of a fireball. I shall feel badly for them.
Posted by: maddogg at June 25, 2015 05:09 PM (xWW96)
Me too. I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 25, 2015 05:15 PM (vXKGT)
i'm driving a monster truck with six leaf blowers blowin' out the sides because I like to see dancing dust as i cruise on by
also i'm setting fire to indigenous peoples
Posted by: ace at June 25, 2015 05:15 PM (bhepQ)
Dix. Remember when Richard Dix came in here and tried to take over this town??
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 25, 2015 05:15 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2015 05:15 PM (C5Jpx)
Just picking a point, it is not a fertilizer. Farmers don't put CO2 on their crops.
Posted by: just saying at June 25, 2015 05:16 PM (wkuqO)
How do I tax the sun?
Posted by: Al Gore at June 25, 2015 05:12 PM (ztOda)
****
Require it to sign up for Obamacare.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 25, 2015 05:13 PM (mvenn)
didnsee nuffin
Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts at June 25, 2015 05:16 PM (Vf5rR)
Some green house farmers do.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 25, 2015 05:16 PM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: SH at June 25, 2015 05:16 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2015 05:17 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 25, 2015 05:17 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Johnny in the 2nd Grade at June 25, 2015 05:17 PM (g1MTt)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 25, 2015 05:17 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2015 05:14 PM (FsuaD)
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But I *just saw* kids sporting Union and Reb hats when I visited Antietam two weeks ago, and there were no cries of butthurt from anyone. Two weeks! And look how we have been transformed in mere days.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 25, 2015 05:17 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 25,
That sounds an awful lot like a Firefly quote.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 25, 2015 05:17 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: European History at June 25, 2015 05:17 PM (VAsIq)
No more Franklin Mint Blue & Grey Chess sets?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2015 05:17 PM (h5Qxg)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 25, 2015 05:18 PM (tf9Ne)
Posted by: ace at June 25, 2015 05:15 PM (bhepQ)
which you than do not eat as one should not waste food, but you toss them on top of garden plots to spoil the whole food chain
Posted by: willow at June 25, 2015 05:18 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: SH
If they do, I bet that just stopped.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 25, 2015 05:18 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: maddogg at June 25, 2015 05:12 PM (xWW96)
My bad. I meant the mini-30. Not sure what I was thinking.
Mini-30 runs around 1K new.
How much is the Socom-16? Doesn't say on the Springfield site.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 25, 2015 05:18 PM (kff5f)
But of course we don't live in a sane world.
Nope. We live in a world run by lying, power-mad, two-legged animals masquerading as human.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 25, 2015 05:18 PM (eEb+d)
Posted by: just saying at June 25, 2015 05:10 PM (wkuqO)
I've pointed out that there are sound scientific reasons to doubt AGW. First the details of oscillator strengths of the various chromophores, etc. give arise to skepticism, then the history of the earth's climate (ice ages) shows that huge swings can arise without any human intervention whatever, and the origin of those swings remains contentious.
But without knowing anything at all about technical reasons, it was easy to see it was crap because of the hysterical way AGW was pushed, by who was pushing it (the Left, as their umpteenth justification for government control of the economy), and by the proposals to "combat" AGW (again, government control of the economy).
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 25, 2015 05:18 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts at June 25, 2015 05:16 PM (Vf5rR)
I read the bill Jusice Scalia made your arguments look STIPID. Go guck your self
Posted by: just saying at June 25, 2015 05:18 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: World History at June 25, 2015 05:18 PM (VAsIq)
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True dat. They increase the CO2 level in the greenhouse to increase yields.
Posted by: Old Blue at June 25, 2015 05:18 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 25, 2015 05:18 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Nanahuatl at June 25, 2015 05:19 PM (7YlUk)
Seven minutes to glory, and we wouldn't even have the slightest warning. No time to celebrate or anything.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 25, 2015 05:19 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 25, 2015 05:19 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 25, 2015 05:19 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: SH
Yup! Two full chapters, which is more than any other topic aside from the Founding!
Posted by: American History at June 25, 2015 05:19 PM (VAsIq)
i'm a big fan of wasting food.
I set food on fire to turn it into Life-Giving Carbon Dioxide
Posted by: ace at June 25, 2015 05:19 PM (bhepQ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at June 25, 2015 05:19 PM (0O7c5)
So the article discusses solar activity in terms of, Will only slightly offset Global Warming.
Among the related articles they link are:
"Ocean currents may offset global warming over coming decade."
"Pollutants ward off global warming, study finds."
"Global warming slowdown probably due to natural cycles, study finds."
and, of course,
"Global warming 'pause' didn't happen, study finds."
Talk about arguing in the alternative. The Pause didn't happen, but if we're wrong and it did, it's for any number of possible reasons except there being a flaw in our original theory, which is totally true and you'll be sorry.
Posted by: JPS at June 25, 2015 05:19 PM (0k/27)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 25, 2015 05:19 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2015 05:17 PM (FsuaD)
Fear not, in about 3 billion years the Sun has some real global warming lined up for us.
Posted by: maddogg at June 25, 2015 05:19 PM (xWW96)
And we begin with the election of Barack Obama.
Posted by: New History at June 25, 2015 05:19 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 25, 2015 05:20 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Jakee308 at June 25, 2015 05:20 PM (x3GpS)
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Your attitude is noted, comrade.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 25, 2015 05:20 PM (XUKZU)
Which prompts them to take it away.
Contrast that to how the same people treat Islam...
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 25, 2015 05:20 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2015 05:15 PM (C5Jpx)
The "pollutant" carbon dioxide?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 25, 2015 05:20 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 25, 2015 05:20 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Jakee308 at June 25, 2015 05:21 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: SH at June 25, 2015 05:21 PM (gmeXX)
*looks lovingly at wood-burning fireplace*
*looks lovingly at husband's big-ass SUV*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2015 05:21 PM (FsuaD)
And we begin with the election of Barack Obama.
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After the death of Jesus, there was a 2000 year period of readjustment. Then Barack Obama was elected.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 25, 2015 05:21 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 25, 2015 05:21 PM (4WhSY)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 25, 2015 05:21 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: History Major 2030 at June 25, 2015 05:21 PM (fLKzW)
you wrecked the car!?
Ok ,but why did you not eat the brussel sprouts!
other peoples of the world are starving you know!
Posted by: willow at June 25, 2015 05:21 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 25, 2015 05:21 PM (ucDmr)
Ace doing his part. The Latest news says we Americans waste 40% of our food.
Posted by: Golfman at June 25, 2015 05:21 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: just saying at June 25, 2015 05:22 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 25, 2015 05:22 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: ace
****
Sounds like you learned to cook at the same place my mom did. We used to know dinner was ready when the smoke alarm went off.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 25, 2015 05:22 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Thoms Nostrous at June 25, 2015 05:22 PM (gTEMl)
Posted by: SH at June 25, 2015 05:22 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Old Blue at June 25, 2015 05:22 PM (9iR5/)
Oh wait that's history so, we don't know about that.
Posted by: Jakee308 at June 25, 2015 05:22 PM (x3GpS)
didn't happen, but if we're wrong and it did, it's for any number of
possible reasons except there being a flaw in our original theory, which
is totally true and you'll be sorry.
Posted by: JPS at June 25, 2015 05:19 PM (0k/27)
"I didn't shoot him, I wasn't there, it was suicide, it was self-defense, and besides, he had it coming."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 25, 2015 05:22 PM (oKE6c)
I used to...probably be arrested for it.
Posted by: The Governor at June 25, 2015 05:22 PM (K0y5m)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 25, 2015 05:22 PM (TJCSB)
*looks lovingly at wood-burning fireplace*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2015 05:21 PM (FsuaD)
See, now, being a Moron, I read that last one as
*looks lovingly at husband's big-ass*
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 25, 2015 05:22 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 25, 2015 05:23 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: donna at June 25, 2015 05:23 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: ace
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A noble, noble man, this Ace fellow.
Posted by: Shamless Moron, angling for Brownie Points at June 25, 2015 05:23 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Boss Moss
We're not banning it, it's just not allowed on Federal or State property.
Posted by: EPA at June 25, 2015 05:23 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: President Comacho at June 25, 2015 05:23 PM (J3ZM7)
Posted by: Golfman at June 25, 2015 05:21 PM (48QDY)
47%, to be precise. Also, 47% of the oxygen consumed by Americans is wasted.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 25, 2015 05:23 PM (oKE6c)
I wonder if there's been any pushback from the battlefields or parks. Any dissent at all.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 25, 2015 05:20 PM (jR7Wy)
Remember the Park Nazis who tried to deny a bunch of old WWII vets into the Memorial in DC? Remember the Park Nazis who literally blocked the view of Mt. Rushmore to vehicles that tried to see it from the roadside?
Yeah, the National Park Service doesn't give two f**ks.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2015 05:23 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: DaveA at June 25, 2015 05:24 PM (DL2i+)
That. And not having hordes of Irish infantry.
Or a navy.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 25, 2015 05:24 PM (659DL)
Posted by: The Governor at June 25, 2015 05:12 PM (K0y5m)
I'm from the North. Ancestors fought for the Union. I still think the Rebels were wrong about some pretty major things.
But to hell with these Confederoclasts. I wonder how long til Youtube pulls these
youtube.com/watch?v=XQmO-WfEkk4
youtube.com/watch?v=LArGlfEVYqM
Posted by: Secundus at June 25, 2015 05:24 PM (DF20b)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 25, 2015 05:24 PM (fLKzW)
i really want sleep but sleeping pils really aren't effective for me. but maybe if i could change my brain i could sleep.
a conundrum.
Posted by: willow at June 25, 2015 05:24 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: just saying at June 25, 2015 05:24 PM (wkuqO)
Or a navy.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 25, 2015 05:24 PM (659DL)
Or an industrial base.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 25, 2015 05:24 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: EPA at June 25, 2015 05:23 PM (VAsIq)
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All I know is Congress intended the EPA to fight carbon dioxide.
All will be clear in my EPA ruling coming up.
Posted by: Justice Roberts at June 25, 2015 05:24 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Sheriff Buford T. Justice at June 25, 2015 05:24 PM (xkSSa)
Posted by: Closely bound oxygen atoms at June 25, 2015 05:24 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: SH at June 25, 2015 05:22 PM (gmeXX)
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Some historians estimate the flag was worth 3 army corpses to the Union label.
Posted by: RioBravo at June 25, 2015 05:24 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: SH at June 25, 2015 05:16 PM (gmeXX)
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The magnificent troops of our wonderful central government (peace be upon them) defeated some guys.
Posted by: Soona at June 25, 2015 05:24 PM (P25Hh)
I repeat, if we are reliving the 70's I am doing the drugs but not the macrame. Posted by: alexthechick - Here SMOD SMOD SMOD at June 25, 2015 04:50 PM (mf5HN)Panchos, baby!
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 25, 2015 05:25 PM (OiH3z)
This is ridiculous. Are they going to stage Union vs. Wehrmacht reenactments, since the swastika is apparently A-OK?
Nope. War with Eurasia. You know, the one we've always been at war with.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 25, 2015 05:25 PM (eEb+d)
___________
Don't even ask about the Ribbentrop-Molotov Pact.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 25, 2015 05:25 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Cheri at June 25, 2015 05:25 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 25, 2015 05:24 PM (fLKzW)
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My how they burned, too.
Posted by: RioBravo at June 25, 2015 05:25 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: Closely bound oxygen atoms
Stop living in a world where things aren't possible.
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 25, 2015 05:25 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: Old Blue at June 25, 2015 05:26 PM (9iR5/)
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Welcome to America. You may not have heard but there is a pretty big war going on. Thanks for coming.
Posted by: SH at June 25, 2015 05:26 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: willow at June 25, 2015 05:26 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: ace at June 25, 2015 05:26 PM (bhepQ)
Posted by: RioBravo
I believe you mean "corpsemen".
Posted by: Presn't Obama at June 25, 2015 05:26 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 25, 2015 05:26 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 25, 2015 05:26 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 25, 2015 05:26 PM (Pr1dy)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 25, 2015 05:26 PM (fLKzW)
It's the right thing to do and good for the nation to heal to rid us of these triggers.
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 25, 2015 05:26 PM (71st6)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 25, 2015 05:25 PM (TJCSB)
So there isn't a chance we can take the country back to a constitutional republic?
Posted by: just saying at June 25, 2015 05:26 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: SH at June 25, 2015 05:27 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 25, 2015 05:27 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: ace at June 25, 2015 05:27 PM (bhepQ)
Posted by: Dumb Liberal at June 25, 2015 05:27 PM (k3w9p)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 25, 2015 05:27 PM (eOpVe)
$500 was. I guess she wasn't a math major. But I'm not sure. Maybe we
should ask Chief Justice Roberts."
It's a tax.
Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts at June 25, 2015 05:27 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2015 05:27 PM (C5Jpx)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 25, 2015 05:24 PM (659DL)
We had a submarine though. Fucking Yankees never thought of that! They didn't like it much. Survivability not great though...
Posted by: maddogg at June 25, 2015 05:27 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2015 05:27 PM (h5Qxg)
I wonder what happens when you burn carbon dioxide?
_____________
Carbon dioxide is cis-normative. Progressive transatomic molecules will have carbon bonded to carbon, and oxygen to oxygen. H8ter.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 25, 2015 05:27 PM (oKE6c)
How did the North know who to fight if the other side didn't have a flag?
Posted by: SH at June 25, 2015 05:21 PM (gmeXX)
They were all done up in blackface or wearing white sheets.
Posted by: rebel flounder at June 25, 2015 05:27 PM (Vf5rR)
other peoples of the world are starving you know!
You may ship them my brussels sprouts.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 25, 2015 05:27 PM (ZKzrr)
They're all government employees. You know, the Parks Department. Remember them?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 25, 2015 05:27 PM (oVJmc)
*looks lovingly at husband's big-ass*
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 25, 2015 05:22 PM (V+kmg)
Lol. He's out with a couple of clients right now in the boat. Destroying Gaia bit-by-bit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2015 05:27 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 25, 2015 05:28 PM (659DL)
wow.
i deny global warming in the wintertime
come get me.
fkr
Posted by: willow at June 25, 2015 05:28 PM (nqBYe)
hey is that thing they sell on tv, like the grillman grill cleaner, the one with the water reservoir that steam-cleans, any good, or just the useless piece of shit I imagine it to be?
Posted by: ace at June 25, 2015 05:28 PM (bhepQ)
.. because it says that right here...
*flips through pages *
Okay..., wait, I'll find it.
Ah! Here it is..., well I mean, it doesn't actually say that, but I know what they meant.
Posted by: Roberts at June 25, 2015 05:28 PM (9mTYi)
.. because it says that right here...
*flips through pages *
Okay..., wait, I'll find it.
Ah! Here it is..., well I mean, it doesn't actually say that, but I know what they meant.
Posted by: Roberts at June 25, 2015 05:28 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Feh at June 25, 2015 04:51 PM (HbEYl)
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On the contrary, we need to refuel the sun. And that will require another Federal program.
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 25, 2015 05:28 PM (6qR/9)
It's the right thing to do and good for the nation to heal to rid us of these triggers.
Posted by: Cruzinator
But I was going to go as one of the X-Men for Halloween!
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 25, 2015 05:28 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: just sayin
We never had a "constitutional republic", just SCOTUS' interpretation of one.
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 25, 2015 05:28 PM (TJCSB)
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I honestly don't know, it's probably been whittled down to a page or two if it's covered at all.
They did in the 80's, if I recall it was 7th grade,it was like 8 or so chapters and we had to do independent reading and a project about it too. Probably be suspended just for bringing up the topic today, let alone some actual history not in, or contrary to the text book.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 25, 2015 05:28 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: RioBravo at June 25, 2015 05:28 PM (NUqwG)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2015 05:27 PM (h5Qxg)
Yep. You're right. Posted before I thought.
No oxygen for me!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 25, 2015 05:28 PM (oKE6c)
He had never heard of the little ice age or the mwp. He was surprised that I said climate always changes.
Some people can be reasoned with and just have no information. Some people are sheep.
Posted by: Lea at June 25, 2015 05:28 PM (vmMMi)
activity and warming periods was easy to trace and that solar forcing
was far more significant than they had estimated. But the politics had
gotten hold by then and it was off to the races."
And for "politics", read "insatiable lust for power and control".
Posted by: torquewrench at June 25, 2015 05:28 PM (noWW6)
"I knew from day one AGW was a fraud."
Fools and villains like Michael Mann excepted, I don't believe at all that the scientists pushing AGW were lying or perpetuating a fraud. That would actually be less worrisome to me. It's easier to fix.
They fooled themselves. They fooled themselves because they had a theory and they liked it. So they convinced themselves they could rule out natural variability and they built a whole edifice based on "What else could possibly explain this?"
They liked the policy implications of what they were selling. Did that lead to conscious distortion? I'd say not; rather, multiple little suspensions of disbelief, little refusals to call out their colleagues for stretching things, for seeking the headlines. They liked the attention, respect and funding that the world's concern brought their field.
And of course, their theories were called into question largely by non-experts, because most of the experts jumped on the bandwagon. Some skeptics may have been motivated by dislike of the policy implications; others were genuinely asking good questions. But either way, these people were being questioned by people whose credentials they could mostly look down on and whose politics they despised.
(As for Mann and his ilk, they remind me of cops framing a perp they "know" is guilty, dammit. Are we going to let stupid evidentiary rules get in the way of doing the right thing?)
In short, if you were trying to create a system where a bunch of scientists bought into a theory, banished doubts, dismissed contrary observations for as long as possible, and cast as traitors those among their numbers who said "wait a minute here", you couldn't do much better than the AGW debate.
Posted by: JPS at June 25, 2015 05:29 PM (0k/27)
trying to figure out what law they'd be breaking but then I remembered after this morning that....
It doesn't matter at all.
Be back in a minute. I'm going to go get shitfaced.
Since I was trained by Washington Nearsider, it should only take 3 minutes.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 25, 2015 05:29 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at June 25, 2015 05:29 PM (2l5vw)
Optimists don't need antidepressants.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 25, 2015 05:29 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2015 05:29 PM (FsuaD)
now you all have gone and done it.
"starts weeping hysterically"
Posted by: willow at June 25, 2015 05:29 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 25, 2015 05:29 PM (71st6)
Posted by: ace
I dunno, but I'll buy one and let you know how the steaming goes!
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at June 25, 2015 05:29 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2015 05:30 PM (C5Jpx)
Posted by: maddogg at June 25, 2015 05:27 PM (xWW96)
They got the "submerging" part down. The "surfacing" part, no so much.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 25, 2015 05:30 PM (oKE6c)
- Hysterical prog
That's gonna piss off the LGBTQAQF contingent.
Popcorn?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 25, 2015 05:30 PM (ZKzrr)
Just wanted to point out Bannion managed to sneak this one onto comment 420.
Carry on, and well done, Mr. Bannion.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at June 25, 2015 05:30 PM (2l5vw)
You'll be happy, healthy and sleep like a baby. Waking up every couple hours crying, that is.
Posted by: se pa moron at June 25, 2015 05:30 PM (xQX/f)
they say there's the possibility you will sleep walk or do other stuff while asleep but it's never happened to me. (that I know).
Exercise is a good sleep inducer and sex.
some pain pills are good anti depressant and a couple of high blood pressure meds are too.
Depends on your metabolism and weight.
Me I bought a good recliner and I cat nap since I can't sleep more than about 3 hours at a time. This way at least I'm getting some sleep and I'm comfortable.
Posted by: Jakee308 at June 25, 2015 05:30 PM (x3GpS)
God in his Heaven, I'm so old I remember when Confederate flags were OK at Gettysburg. Last Thursday.
Posted by: The Governor at June 25, 2015 05:30 PM (K0y5m)
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For your part in fighting for the North, we will eventually reward you by banning booze and mocking your religion.
Your welcome.
Posted by: America to the Irish at June 25, 2015 05:30 PM (gmeXX)
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String theory FTW!
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 25, 2015 05:30 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Golfman at June 25, 2015 05:30 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 25, 2015 05:31 PM (XUKZU)
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One page is devoted to the Chivington Massacre, no doubt.
Posted by: RioBravo at June 25, 2015 05:31 PM (NUqwG)
Serenity, the movie.
Posted by: Thoms Nostrous
Love that show.
Because, racist h8rs.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 25, 2015 05:31 PM (/Ho8c)
Some idiot WILL say this when it gets cold. We know this, right?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 25, 2015 05:31 PM (659DL)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..
I'd settle for numb
Posted by: willow at June 25, 2015 05:31 PM (nqBYe)
If you want numb, you're actually looking for a depressant. Anti-depressants make the numb go away.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 25, 2015 05:31 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 25, 2015 05:26 PM (fLKzW)
You always were an optimist.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 25, 2015 05:31 PM (oKE6c)
hey is that thing they sell on tv, like the
grillman grill cleaner, the one with the water reservoir that
steam-cleans, any good, or just the useless piece of shit I imagine it
to be?
Posted by: ace at June 25, 2015 05:28 PM (bhepQ)
Useless p.o.s. While the grate is hot, good ol' elbow grease with a metal grate cleaner.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2015 05:32 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 25, 2015 05:32 PM (ucDmr)
"starts weeping hysterically"
Posted by: willow at June 25, 2015 05:29 PM (nqBYe)
I'll buy you a steak.
I think the airfare would kill you though.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 25, 2015 05:32 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2015 05:32 PM (C5Jpx)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 25, 2015 05:32 PM (/Ho8c)
I agree. Most people who agree with the AGW nonsense were doing so out of trust in experts. Its a field they didn't know, guys who work in it said so, why wouldn't you trust them? Once they have more info they start wondering whether its true or not.
Its a scary place to get, when you realize that you cannot just trust the experts and the news reporting. You start wondering, even fearing, what you can trust and not trust, and where you can get your information.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 25, 2015 05:32 PM (39g3+)
They'd better. How else will the children learn how my bayonet charge repelled the Rebels at Little Round Top?
Posted by: Brian Williams at June 25, 2015 05:32 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 25, 2015 05:28 PM (6qR/9)
We have all those highly radioactive fuel rods from those evil nuclear reactors that are polluting the environment. We could load them up on rockets and fire them off into the sun. That would rid us of those evil polluting fuel rods and refuel the sun; put all those white NASA engineers back to work, and . . ok what did I say? White engineers?
Ok, never mind.
Posted by: Thoms Nostrous at June 25, 2015 05:33 PM (gTEMl)
Carry on, and well done, Mr. Bannion.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at June 25, 2015 05:30 PM (2l5vw)
*bows*
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 25, 2015 05:33 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Jacob's Step Stool at June 25, 2015 05:33 PM (VNgld)
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w t f
Is this like unleash the insanity day or something and I didn't get the memo?
Can we start the Great Purge yet?
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 25, 2015 05:33 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Justice Roberts at June 25, 2015 05:33 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 25, 2015 05:31 PM (XUKZU)
A coupla penumbrae and adumbrations, comin' up!
Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at June 25, 2015 05:33 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 25, 2015 05:33 PM (/Ho8c)
i really want sleep but sleeping pils really aren't effective for me. but maybe if i could change my brain i could sleep.
5HTP is an over the counter supplement (amino acid). Precursor to tryptophan which is a precursor to seratonin.
Might help if you're really worried about depression.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 25, 2015 05:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 25, 2015 05:33 PM (eOpVe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2015 05:33 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: willow at June 25, 2015 05:33 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 25, 2015 05:33 PM (MbrzC)
Still drawing up lists, and checking them twice.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 25, 2015 05:34 PM (oKE6c)
So I guess that means that whenever scientists discuss the cooling sun, even if they privately think that it offsets global warming, they'll have to always end with a qualification, "But, don't start thinking that we have nothing to fear from global warming..."
For them to speak their minds, they'd first have to talk to Sheldon Whitehorse and convince him that he can drop the ban on "denialism". Good luck with that.
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 25, 2015 05:34 PM (6qR/9)
Posted by: ace
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I'm going with, the latter. These things always end up at garage sales. Whenever you see "As Seen on TV!", think, "As Will Be Seen Taking Up Space In the Garage/basement/closet/etc. "
Posted by: Roberts at June 25, 2015 05:34 PM (9mTYi)
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w t f
Is this like unleash the insanity day or something and I didn't get the memo?
Can we start the Great Purge yet?
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 25, 2015 05:33 PM (MbrzC)
Just tell them that even though you deny it, you *identify* as an AGW believer
Posted by: Secundus at June 25, 2015 05:34 PM (DF20b)
I am looking for a good anti depressant too. Something that will make me numb
If you want numb, you're actually looking for a depressant. Anti-depressants make the numb go away.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier
That may not be a universal response. So I am told.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 25, 2015 05:35 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 25, 2015 05:35 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Thoms Nostrous
But how does that help the Muslim world?
Posted by: NASA at June 25, 2015 05:35 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2015 05:35 PM (C5Jpx)
We were just in the middle of our celebratory anal gangbang and we realized we were running low on mustard lube.
Posted by: Roberts, Gruber, Obama, Kennedy & Reggie at June 25, 2015 05:35 PM (36aNN)
Posted by: just saying at June 25, 2015 05:35 PM (wkuqO)
So much so I didn't even want a do over.
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 25, 2015 05:35 PM (71st6)
Posted by: ace
It's a useless piece of shit.
::: looks around :::
No, seriously. A friend told me.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 25, 2015 05:35 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: donna at June 25, 2015 05:35 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: SH at June 25, 2015 05:35 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2015 05:35 PM (C5Jpx)
It's the bit after the Bunsen burners
Posted by: Secundus at June 25, 2015 05:36 PM (DF20b)
Posted by: The gopE at June 25, 2015 05:36 PM (wQ7l/)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 25, 2015 05:35 PM (39g3+)
She need more beef too, evidently.
#NotAEuphemism
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 25, 2015 05:36 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Gazillionaire Ron Popeil at June 25, 2015 05:36 PM (48QDY)
****
The dog ate my global temperature data.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 25, 2015 05:36 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 25, 2015 05:36 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Maggie Hayward at June 25, 2015 05:36 PM (MbrzC)
Just picking a point, it is not a fertilizer. Farmers don't put CO2 on their crops.
Posted by: just saying
298
Some green house farmers do.
Posted by: Buzzsaw
308 link for 298
http://www.omafra.gov.on.ca/english/crops/facts/00-077.htm
Posted by: Buzzsaw
THank you, Buzzsaw, for doing thw follow-up for me -- I didn[t notice the attempted rebuttal.
Ahem (from the link):
"Introduction
The benefits of carbon dioxide supplementation on plant growth and production within the greenhouse environment have been well understood for many years.
Carbon dioxide (CO2) is an essential component of photosynthesis (also called carbon assimilation). Photosynthesis is a chemical process that uses light energy to convert CO2 and water into sugars in green plants. These sugars are then used for growth within the plant, through respiration. The difference between the rate of photosynthesis and the rate of respiration is the basis for dry-matter accumulation (growth) in the plant. In greenhouse production the aim of all growers is to increase dry-matter content and economically optimize crop yield. CO2 increases productivity through improved plant growth and vigour. Some ways in which productivity is increased by CO2 include earlier flowering, higher fruit yields, reduced bud abortion in roses, improved stem strength and flower size. Growers should regard CO2 as a nutrient."
Posted by: zombie at June 25, 2015 05:37 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Roberts
The Sham Wow is truly, truly amazing. I love mine.
Also, if you've never seen the infomercial for paper towels: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYkjLUMx19I
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 25, 2015 05:37 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 25, 2015 05:37 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 25, 2015 05:37 PM (mvenn)
Science!(tm)
Posted by: TSGSJeremy at June 25, 2015 05:37 PM (ef0Pq)
Sure, why not?
You just know that there are, as we speak, meetings, at the highest levels of the DOJ, contemplating this very thing.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 25, 2015 05:37 PM (mqYFN)
Posted by: dantesed at June 25, 2015 05:37 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Sean Bannion
Hey everybody, Bannion hangs around with people who buy crap they see on TV!
**points at Bannion and snickers**
Posted by: pep at June 25, 2015 05:37 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: just saying at June 25, 2015 05:35 PM (wkuqO)
Doctors and wives.
Posted by: Golfman at June 25, 2015 05:37 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 25, 2015 05:37 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2015 05:37 PM (QhS4t)
With today's "Housing Ruling" we'll see lawsuits over "Disparate Impact" of "Climate Change" f'ing watch..
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 25, 2015 05:38 PM (eOpVe)
Posted by: SH
My guess is OCD.
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You clean your grill by grilling more food.
Posted by: SH at June 25, 2015 05:38 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 25, 2015 05:38 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2015 05:38 PM (C5Jpx)
**points at Bannion and snickers**
Posted by: pep at June 25, 2015 05:37 PM (LAe3v)
My very first album (on vinyl) as a kid was from.....
K-Tel
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 25, 2015 05:38 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2015 05:35 PM (C5Jpx)
It's the step right before "Reward the Guilty."
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 25, 2015 05:38 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Secundus
Is that before or after the comfy chair and soft pillow?
Posted by: pep at June 25, 2015 05:39 PM (LAe3v)
Ms. Willow, fry a turkey. Tryptophan FTW!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2015 05:39 PM (h5Qxg)
In a greenhouse--see my earlier comment
Posted by: just saying at June 25, 2015 05:39 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2015 05:39 PM (QhS4t)
I interact with some Germans and when they visit here they have steak for damn near every meal. Can't get enough of it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 25, 2015 05:39 PM (LA7Cm)
Hurricanes? Man made GW
Blizzards? Man Made GC
Flooding? Man Made climate change
Drought? Man Made something
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 25, 2015 05:39 PM (71st6)
What with all this talk of grills, we need an AOSHQ barbecue to beef up Willow and hug her til she's dizzy
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 25, 2015 05:39 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Buffalobob at June 25, 2015 05:40 PM (2Jn19)
Yes you profited by their acts but then so did others and if you go back far enough, we're all thieves and murderers.
There's a reason why there's a statute of limitations for a lot of crimes and why the sins of the father are not visited upon the son except in extreme retribution.
that we take a commonplace and approved action done in the past and turn it into a crime now can have no bearing on those who live now.
To do otherwise is just chaos.
Which, imo, is exactly what Obama and his masters are doing.
Creating enough chaos so that even slavery will look appealing to some.
And it's working isn't it.
Posted by: Jakee308 at June 25, 2015 05:40 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2015 05:39 PM (h5Qxg)
Mmmmm... fried turkey.
Dammit, y'all are making me hungry.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 25, 2015 05:40 PM (kff5f)
Took meds and passed back out.
Wake up, check the news, saw that SCOTUS has further f'd America.
Like I have been saying, it isn't a matter of LIB. It's going to burn no matter what. It is much to late to stop it.
Stock up on food, medical supplies, guns, and ammo. The future will be bumpy.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 25, 2015 05:40 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 25, 2015 05:40 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2015 05:41 PM (C5Jpx)
Posted by: Sharkman at June 25, 2015 05:41 PM (72D6h)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2015 05:39 PM (QhS4t)
*shuffles feet*
Maybe. Maybe.
But only on 8-track though!!!!!
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 25, 2015 05:41 PM (V+kmg)
Drought? Man Made something
Posted by: Cruzinator
In fairness, a lot of droughts *are* brought about by progressive policies and idiocies.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 25, 2015 05:41 PM (VAsIq)
Weeping willow. Way to hate on the trees, Horde.
Willow is just pining for some sleep.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2015 05:41 PM (h5Qxg)
K-Tel
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 25, 2015 05:38 PM (V+kmg)
Not my first album, but Heavy Metal was great.
My first introduction to MC5.
Posted by: Golfman at June 25, 2015 05:41 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2015 05:41 PM (QhS4t)
Gotta say though, that rubber sealer in a can looks kinda neat. Made a boat float and everything.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 25, 2015 05:41 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 25, 2015 05:40 PM (F0Co
Pilot to passengers: Fasten Seatbelts
Posted by: just saying at June 25, 2015 05:41 PM (wkuqO)
http://tinyurl.com/nlln2oc
"Global Warming? No, Satellites Show Carbon Dioxide Is Causing 'Global Greening'
Rising atmospheric carbon dioxide levels are bolstering plant life throughout the world, environmental scientists report in a newly published peer-reviewed study. The findings, published in Geophysical Research Letters, are gleaned from satellite measurements of global plant life, and contradict assertions by activists that global warming is causing deserts to expand, along with devastating droughts.
The study noted that foliage in warm, wet regions such as tropical rainforests are near their maximum capacity. In warm, arid regions there is room for greater increases in foliage and rising carbon dioxide levels are inducing more prevalent plant growth.
Carbon dioxide acts as aerial fertilizer and also helps plants thrive under arid conditions. ...
...
The satellite data show plant life in the United States has especially benefited from rising atmospheric carbon dioxide levels and gradually warming temperatures. Satellite data show foliage has increased in the vast majority of the United States since 1982, with the western U.S. benefiting the most. Indeed, many western regions experienced a greater than 30 percent increase in foliage since 1982.
Other regions showing particularly strong increases in foliage include the Sahel region of Africa, the Horn of Africa, southern Africa, the Indian subcontinent, and nearly all of Europe."
This, all by itself, should be the end of the entire "Climate Change" hysteria.
But, as noted, we don't live in a sane world.
Posted by: zombie at June 25, 2015 05:41 PM (jBuUi)
Anything that's on it is utterly sterilized and wiped out by the time food goes on from all the heat anyway.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 25, 2015 05:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: phoenixgirl, i was born a rebel at June 25, 2015 05:42 PM (0O7c5)
Hey everybody, Bannion hangs around with people who buy crap they see on TV!
**points at Bannion and snickers**
Posted by: pep at June 25, 2015 05:37 PM (LAe3v)
My very first album (on vinyl) as a kid was from.....
K-Tel
Posted by: Sean Bannion a
I actually bought a Vegematic for my parents for Xmas. Give me a break, I was like 12. Now that I think about it, it was never, ever used.
Posted by: pep at June 25, 2015 05:42 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2015 05:42 PM (FsuaD)
@jamiefoster
We won the same battle over St George's Cross that Americans are surrendering over the Confederate Flag. Meaning is invested not inherent.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 25, 2015 05:42 PM (iQIUe)
Yeah, I agree, Ice Skull is totes awesome. Ace should use it every time he does one of these global warming posts.
Posted by: OregonMuse at June 25, 2015 05:43 PM (VnIsU)
That would be great, but most of those plants are in my yard, and I wish they'd stop it
Posted by: Secundus at June 25, 2015 05:43 PM (DF20b)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 25, 2015 05:43 PM (oVJmc)
I believe that most plants' growth is carbon dioxide-limited.
I denounce myself, of course.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 25, 2015 05:43 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 25, 2015 05:43 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Skip at June 25, 2015 05:43 PM (8RBrD)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 25, 2015 05:43 PM (TJCSB)
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 25, 2015 05:43 PM (71st6)
Wait, are we still talking about grills?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 25, 2015 05:44 PM (mvenn)
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There are always exceptions to the rule.
Micro-fiber cloths/towels had been around for years before the Sham-Wow was promoted as a product.
Then, there is the Curl-A-Dog.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 25, 2015 05:44 PM (9mTYi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 25, 2015 05:44 PM (W5DcG)
they say there's the possibility you will sleep walk or do other stuff while asleep but it's never happened to me. (that I know).
Exercise is a good sleep inducer and sex.
some pain pills are good anti depressant and a couple of high blood pressure meds are too.
Depends on your metabolism and weight.
Me I bought a good recliner and I cat nap since I can't sleep more than about 3 hours at a time. This way at least I'm getting some sleep and I'm comfortable.
Posted by: Jakee308
m diabetic now, so a Snicker's Ice Cream bar puts me down.
Posted by: Al Gore at June 25, 2015 05:44 PM (ztOda)
My first introduction to MC5.
Posted by: Golfman at June 25, 2015 05:41 PM (48QDY)
Well, I followed up that first album strong though.
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida Iron Butterfly
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 25, 2015 05:44 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2015 05:44 PM (QhS4t)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 25, 2015 05:42 PM (FsuaD)
How does he think his predecessors carved out an independent Vatican? Cocktail parties?
Posted by: Secundus at June 25, 2015 05:44 PM (DF20b)
Weeping willow. Way to hate on the trees, Horde.
Willow is just pining for some sleep.
Posted by: rickb223
Knock on wood.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 25, 2015 05:45 PM (VAsIq)
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Or enough so some don't realize they are already enslaved.
Posted by: Maggie Hayward at June 25, 2015 05:45 PM (MbrzC)
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Still laffing over somebody's huffy comment about the Yankees flooding the country with illiterate savages from Italy and Ireland.
It's funny because it's true!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 25, 2015 05:45 PM (jR7Wy)
Possibly but that's not really an issue. If what he's saying is true, its true even if he worships his dog. The problem is that his conclusions are nonsense, not his religion.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 25, 2015 05:45 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 25, 2015 05:43 PM (TJCSB)
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Wait - is that good or bad?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 25, 2015 05:45 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2015 05:45 PM (QhS4t)
Posted by: pep at June 25, 2015 05:42 PM (LAe3v)
The philosophy of, "it's the thought that counts" only works with parents.
Not wives.
Jus sayin
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 25, 2015 05:45 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 25, 2015 05:33 PM (MbrzC)
------------------------------------
The gates have been opened. It's happening now.
P.S. You're not going to like it.
Posted by: Soona at June 25, 2015 05:45 PM (P25Hh)
http://www.shoebuy.com/demonia-muerto-2028/699155/1436544
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2015 05:46 PM (QhS4t)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 25, 2015 05:46 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 25, 2015 05:46 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 25, 2015 05:46 PM (VAsIq)
Those were really great but a lot of RonCo's early products were.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 25, 2015 05:46 PM (39g3+)
P.S. You're not going to like it.
Posted by: Soona at June 25, 2015 05:45 PM (P25Hh)
I wouldn't be too sure.
Posted by: Zombie Salvador Allende at June 25, 2015 05:46 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Jay Guevara
Well, Devil's Food is good, so I imagine his power is as well....
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 25, 2015 05:47 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 25, 2015 05:47 PM (eOpVe)
http://www.nola.com/politics/index.ssf/2015/06/lee_circle_statue_robert_e_lee.html
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 25, 2015 05:47 PM (MbrzC)
Forged my musical tastes to this day. Have looked for it online many times.
No luck.
Posted by: Golfman at June 25, 2015 05:48 PM (48QDY)
We have an old reel-to-reel job from the 70s here. Weighs like 100 pounds but the sound was AMAZING on it. It still works, I'm thinking about trying to sell it on Craigs List. I'd do Ebay but the thing weighs so much it would be a pain to ship.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 25, 2015 05:48 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at June 25, 2015 05:48 PM (mvenn)
If you're worried about delicate things sticking to your soot glazed meat grate, use one of those basket things.
Posted by: Al Gore at June 25, 2015 05:48 PM (ztOda)
Posted by: just saying
The Earth and its enveloping atmosphere IS basically a gigantic greenhouse.
In fact, that statement it the entire basis of AGW theory and the left's arguments.
Implying that "CO2 helps plants inside a greenhouse, but has no effect on them outside a greenhouse" is absurd.
Plants don't know where they are. They just grow.
Put a plant in an area with more CO2, it will grow more.
That "area" could be a little glass box, or an entire planetary atmosphere. Both are "greenhouses," merely of different size.
Posted by: zombie at June 25, 2015 05:49 PM (jBuUi)
Those were really great but a lot of RonCo's early products were.
They brought those back. Available on their website.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 25, 2015 05:49 PM (h5Qxg)
Dale's Steak Sauce. Brush top and sides only once per side.
You'll never use anything else. It's out of Birmingham. I am singlehandedly responsible for introducing it to Publix stores down here.
You're welcome.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 25, 2015 05:49 PM (eEb+d)
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 25, 2015 05:49 PM (MbrzC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2015 05:49 PM (QhS4t)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 25, 2015 05:49 PM (V+kmg)
At the rate things are going we'll be able to just scream-incenerate whatever is in the frig.
Posted by: DaveA at June 25, 2015 05:49 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 25, 2015 05:49 PM (C5Jpx)
Posted by: bergerbilder at June 25, 2015 05:50 PM (+jijM)
Posted by: Turd
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* readies 10 year-old unrefrigerated jar of Duke's mayonnaise *
*prepares to lob *
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 25, 2015 05:50 PM (9mTYi)
thanks pappy for suggestions also.
Posted by: willow at June 25, 2015 05:50 PM (nqBYe)
http://www.shoebuy.com/demonia-muerto-2028/699155/1436544
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 25, 2015 05:46 PM (QhS4t)
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Perfect for church!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at June 25, 2015 05:51 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: OregonMuse at June 25, 2015 05:51 PM (VnIsU)
Posted by: Jakee308 at June 25, 2015 05:51 PM (x3GpS)
Posted by: Boss
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Pfft.
LOX. Works every time. Everything for 10 feet around is sanitized.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 25, 2015 05:51 PM (9mTYi)
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You know a friend send me home with a bottle of that swearing by saying I've got to try it, it's so much better than x.... do I tried it, I very much disliked it.
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 25, 2015 05:52 PM (MbrzC)
As witnessed by the sudden explosion of transsexual matters of immediate concern in the media. Hey, if higher CO2 levels were the reason folks like Bruce Jenner wanted to lope off little Bruce I'd plant a tree on his behalf.
Not sure what the manliest tree is. Thinking oak.
Posted by: se pa moron at June 25, 2015 05:52 PM (xQX/f)
Posted by: Anna Puma
****
Sure, Kick a whale when he's down.
And I'll taste like pork, not sushi or chicken.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 25, 2015 05:53 PM (F0Cog)
I never said it was unnecessary but ive never heard of it as a fertilizer until they were looking for a response to the silliness of AGW. Plants have evolved using stomata pores. In times of higher CO2 plants evolve to have fewer, in times of less CO2 more. But whatever.
Posted by: just saying at June 25, 2015 05:54 PM (wkuqO)
I was having sleeping troubles not too long ago, and my doc recommended Benadryl (antihistimine). A structured routine before going to bed helped, too, but the benadryl made a big difference, almost immediate.
I used a lot of chamomile tea, too, and tried melatonin, but neither had much impact.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 25, 2015 05:54 PM (/Ho8c)
http://tinyurl.com/pnsthlf
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 25, 2015 05:56 PM (F0Cog)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 25, 2015 05:57 PM (F0Cog)
And take the CO2 out of the air. That whole Gaia self-regulating thing.
Fen's law.
Posted by: DaveA at June 25, 2015 05:57 PM (DL2i+)
have to admit the calling for deniers to be jailed is rather un-nerving
I would have laughed at that 7 short years ago.
what total assholes these people are.
they are not My countryment. i hope they choke on their own terms of speech
Posted by: willow at June 25, 2015 05:58 PM (nqBYe)
Hehe, there's more "Comments Removed" than there are those remaining over at that Guardian piece.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 25, 2015 05:58 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Golfman at June 25, 2015 06:00 PM (48QDY)
Posted by: Hariryback Guy at June 25, 2015 06:01 PM (Tv2Kx)
you know if their really was an alextopia i probably could reduce my stress level in half
Posted by: willow at June 25, 2015 06:03 PM (nqBYe)
That's our mission. How do you explain why you keep voting for us?
hahahahahahaha
Suckers
Posted by: The gopE at June 25, 2015 06:06 PM (RQ2Z6)
Posted by: Strictly from apathy at June 25, 2015 06:17 PM (8n+U+)
"Man has always sought to destroy his ancient enemy, the sun ..."
Posted by: acethepug at June 25, 2015 06:39 PM (WK825)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 25, 2015 06:46 PM (NaeCR)
Steaks from CO2 producing bovines will be ready by sundown, satisfying me and mine and stimulating the market for more tasty, wasteful animal meat, which I will also grill. It's the circle of life, really.
Posted by: Texas Dan at June 25, 2015 06:50 PM (6tXy4)
Posted by: @votermom"
Xlnt.
Posted by: pj at June 25, 2015 07:05 PM (cHuNI)
CEO: "Hey, great news. I found out why we haven't made a profit in 10 years - Bernie in Accounting was embezzling millions!"
Board Chairman: "But you have been reporting we made record profits year after year!"
CEO: "Look!! A squirrel!"
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 25, 2015 07:10 PM (Q0B9K)
Posted by: Feh at June 25, 2015 07:18 PM (pfCu1)
These paragraphs, starting with "You all get out..." through "...Maunder Minimum", are hilarious.
Well done, ace, well done.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at June 25, 2015 08:48 PM (VLTL9)
Posted by: james at June 26, 2015 12:51 AM (rVEMe)
Posted by: Federale at June 26, 2015 11:48 AM (aO1W9)
The orange object in the sky is HOT ?
6000 C effects our planet ! say it aint so !!!
not like I ever had a gotten a SUN BURN! !!!
but that was caused by green house gasses !
Posted by: Coldwarrior57 at June 26, 2015 03:39 PM (rO5kl)
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