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Tuesday Morning News Dump
- Why Not Unilateral Free Trade
- America: One Nation, Indivisible
- Dear Pope Francis: Here Are Five Times Weapons Of War Saves Christians
- Walmart To Stop Selling Confederate Flags
- Congratulations, You Oppose The Confederate Flag, Now What?
- Conservatives Have More Self Control Than Liberals
- The US And Iran Now Share A Base In Iraq
- Mexico To Overtake Russia By 2050
- Vast Ramifications For Tuesdays Obamatrade Vote
- This Was A Sad, Pathetic Man
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2015 09:07 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Y-not at June 23, 2015 09:07 AM (qLl8l)
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 23, 2015 09:07 AM (UC5Sf)
Posted by: Gettysburg Tourism President at June 23, 2015 09:07 AM (pmv/9)
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 23, 2015 09:08 AM (UC5Sf)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 23, 2015 09:09 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Y-not at June 23, 2015 09:09 AM (qLl8l)
Apparently it won't make the morning dump either. Sad.
Posted by: maddogg at June 23, 2015 09:10 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 23, 2015 09:10 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:10 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Erasmus Hodag at June 23, 2015 09:11 AM (6E7W2)
Posted by: steevy at June 23, 2015 09:11 AM (sPO3u)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 23, 2015 09:11 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 23, 2015 09:12 AM (GpgJl)
One of the treaties being negotiated by President Obama's team is known as the Trade in Services Agreement (TiSA). The contents were secret until it was obtained by Wikileaks. The documents reveal that the administration hopes to greatly expand access for foreign workers in dozens of occupations including engineering, veterinary medicine, management consulting, construction, waste disposal, hotel and restaurant work, transportation, and recreation. This is not just about computer programmers and nurses; TiSA would facilitate the movement of unlimited numbers of skilled and unskilled workers from participating countries.
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Glad we solved the unemployment problem for Americans.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:12 AM (fWAjv)
(you will only see a version of this joke 3,000 more times today, plus some tomorrow...)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 23, 2015 09:12 AM (su3Ib)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 23, 2015 09:12 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: steevy at June 23, 2015 09:12 AM (sPO3u)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:12 AM (kmtse)
I think a blunderbuss is a cannon or a howitzer. Or something.
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 23, 2015 09:13 AM (UC5Sf)
Posted by: Norman at June 23, 2015 09:13 AM (CYS6Q)
Posted by: Lily at June 23, 2015 09:13 AM (yj/Rg)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2015 09:13 AM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Pope Francis at June 23, 2015 09:14 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Y-not at June 23, 2015 09:09 AM
In so many ways, this is the story of Chuck Todd....
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 23, 2015 09:14 AM (P8YHq)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 23, 2015 09:14 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2015 09:13 AM (g1DWB)
They make da Zero hungry.
Posted by: maddogg at June 23, 2015 09:14 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 23, 2015 09:14 AM (su3Ib)
Why Not Unilateral Free Trade
by Kevin D. Williamson
Oh, KDW being all swoshy again this morning....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 23, 2015 09:15 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 23, 2015 09:15 AM (nqiq9)
I'm glad I was wrong.
Hopefully this show stays good.
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 23, 2015 09:15 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:15 AM (kmtse)
Seriously. Make time.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 23, 2015 08:57 AM (fwARV)
Thanks for all the Gettysburg talk. The horse tour actually sounds pretty awesome.
I probably should have gone when it was short (ish) drive from dc instead of waiting until I moved back here, though.
Now time to peruse the dump...
Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 09:15 AM (lIU4e)
Mom turned 95 yesterday. Milady, daughter, and I got down to spend the afternoon with her. The Family Crowd is coming in for the big party this weekend, but we got to share the real day with her quietly. Still on her pins (if wobbly), still has her wits. Still interested to see What Comes Next. Inspiring.
Cat missing. If you see an old gray cat, please call. He didn't show up for dinner last night, which is not uncommon, but he wasn't on the porch this morning waiting for breakfast, and that's a serious worry. He's a cat of habit. The high-grass areas got cut for hay yesterday. I hope the old fool didn't get caught up in that. Sparky, where are you?
Poppins made it to the meet-up, I see? Cool. Hope that was enjoyable for you, MP4. But... you've told that WC Fields story before. [grin]
And Vic is back! At least some things are right with the world this morning.
Now to finish scanning the early thread, then see what BenK thinks is worth reading, just for fun.
In case I don't get back, have a day.
Posted by: mindful webworker - still on the previous thread at June 23, 2015 09:15 AM (I9SqL)
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Heres my plan:
Every Asian Woman by herself must be hit in the face. I may even take a photo before hitting them. The reason is because I don't think Asian Women like me and that specific one or two or three may have never met me. So I think its brilliant to give all Asian Women a legitimate reason to hate me.
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WOW. This should be interesting aka bat shit crazy.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:15 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 23, 2015 09:16 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:16 AM (2Ojst)
Ah, so a spud gun.
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 23, 2015 09:16 AM (UC5Sf)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 23, 2015 09:16 AM (ee9LE)
Terrorists smile because it's the dinner menu, right barack?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 09:16 AM (oaNOm)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 23, 2015 09:16 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:17 AM (2Ojst)
And a reminder, a few weeks ago the Dems and the Polite Right assured everyone that black protestors screaming "kill the cops" was in no way related to black protestors killing cops.
But flags, oooo -- got to keep an eye on those evil suckers.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 23, 2015 09:17 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: maddogg at June 23, 2015 09:17 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 09:18 AM (oaNOm)
Happy birthday to your mom. 95. Just amazing what she's witnessed during her lifetime.
BZ, ma'am.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 23, 2015 09:18 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 09:18 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: steevy at June 23, 2015 09:18 AM (sPO3u)
Men don't seem to like it since it is so unladylike.
Then again, I have never claimed to be a lady.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:18 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Barry 'Beagle-Breath' Obama at June 23, 2015 09:19 AM (6E7W2)
Go figure.
One even stated that it was the reason I was alone.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:19 AM (kmtse)
Too beaucoup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyGOJ1_kcI8
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2015 09:19 AM (g1DWB)
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Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?
Posted by: Da Nang Hooker at June 23, 2015 09:19 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:20 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 23, 2015 09:20 AM (YFw5T)
Posted by: Grump928(c) Native Texan and Alabama Alum, Twice Insufferable at June 23, 2015 09:20 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Pope Francis
See ya there, fvcker. And guess who has the gun...
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 23, 2015 09:20 AM (nqiq9)
Are liberals and Progressives suggesting that a piece of cloth may trigger some people?
And that is offered as one of the legitimate reasons that the piece of cloth should be removed from sight?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2015 09:20 AM (j4Cu5)
I disagree with this sentiment.
Posted by: Grump928(c) Native Texan and Alabama Alum, Twice Insufferable at June 23, 2015 09:20 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Erasmus Hodag at June 23, 2015 09:21 AM (6E7W2)
I rather be alone than unhappy.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:20 AM (kmtse)
You get used to it.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:21 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:22 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:22 AM (kmtse)
2. Purchase a Molskine Book and a Molskine pen.
3. Think BIG, Think Small, Think Bigger than BIG & Think Smaller than small.
4. Fight with your brain. Take your anger out on knowledge.
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11. Learn how to make explosives.
Well that escalated quickly.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:22 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 09:23 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: steevy at June 23, 2015 09:23 AM (sPO3u)
Caitlyn Jenner. Flozell Dolezal. The Confederate Flag. I wonder what they will be distracting us with next week.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 23, 2015 09:23 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 23, 2015 09:23 AM (kff5f)
Men don't seem to like it since it is so unladylike.
Then again, I have never claimed to be a lady.
Posted by: SMFH
Well, I've got no problem with it.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 23, 2015 09:23 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 23, 2015 09:23 AM (kff5f)
Yes you do.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:22 AM (kmtse)
My personal concern with it is becoming so accustomed to it that anything else becomes impossible.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:24 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 23, 2015 09:24 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 23, 2015 09:24 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:24 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 09:24 AM (oaNOm)
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I dunno. There's not like a grand delusion there. I'd feel genuinely bad for a man who went around bopping Asian women in the nose because he seriously believed that Asian women were all aliens who would eat his soul if he didn't hit them in the nose (as one would a shark). That's crazy.
This is a guy who appears to see the world correctly to a large extent (Asian women he's encountered really don't want to talk to him---poor dear) but still feels entitled to lash out at people who aren't actively doing him any harm. That's where the line between "assholery" and "insanity" gets blurry to me.
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at June 23, 2015 09:24 AM (A8RyB)
Posted by: Jean at June 23, 2015 09:24 AM (ztOda)
This new functionality scares and confuses me.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 23, 2015 09:24 AM (kff5f)
Just go with it. It's fun!
*boing boing boing*
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:25 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale
Yeah, wasn't there some kind of computer thing that happened to some part of the government I've never heard of before?
-LIV
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 23, 2015 09:25 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Grump928(c) Native Texan and Alabama Alum, Twice Insufferable at June 23, 2015 09:25 AM (evdj2)
I can't imagine what his idea of 'woo'ing' was, since he said he talked to 1500 women in a year or something. He was probably giving off major creepy/crazy vibes.
Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 09:25 AM (lIU4e)
My experience is that when you try to do otherwise, you get rebuffed and told that you deserve to be alone.
So after awhile, you no longer try.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:25 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:05 AM (fWAjv)
There you go- unlimited foreign workers in high paying professions-
the end game for destroying the Middle Class in America.
All the American citizens who did the right thing- worked hard, kept their noses clean, got an education for a good paying job-
fuck you!
We'll just import cheapass third world workers and fire you- GFY!
Please note the collusion of the GOP from Boneless and Turdle-
they are instrumental in killing your and your children's future.
Fundamentally changed to a third world craphole- so folks like Zuckerberg and Soros can make a few extra bucks.
Thanks Obama voters!
Posted by: naturalfake at June 23, 2015 09:26 AM (KUa85)
Nutter tied a rope to the elevator and waited until someone went up in it. He also has blog posts scheduled for the future.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:26 AM (fWAjv)
Maybe we should just rename them all after homos and be done with it.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 23, 2015 09:26 AM (ee9LE)
I had to laugh at the reference.
Posted by: Erasmus Hodag at June 23, 2015 09:26 AM (6E7W2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2015 09:26 AM (wq4B0)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:26 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 23, 2015 09:27 AM (YFw5T)
If I had a nickel for every woman who didn't like or didn't want to bang me, I'd be richer than The Donald.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 23, 2015 09:27 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:27 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 23, 2015 09:27 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at June 23, 2015 09:27 AM (3ZtZW)
I guess, but that's some funny shit, right there.
You see, asiawymmyns: If you don't give into the advances of a repulsive, beta brother and give him an old fashioned, it's *bonk bonk*, jihad to the nose.
So, do it for the children.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 23, 2015 09:27 AM (CFcIt)
Thanks US Army!
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:24 AM (kmtse)
My favorite disclaimer; If the substance turns color red and starts to foam, you have about 30 seconds before something very bad will happen. RUN!
You see that in the field manual for a couple of recipes.
You get the impression it ain't easy or safe.
Posted by: maddogg at June 23, 2015 09:27 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: steevy at June 23, 2015 09:18 AM (sPO3u)
Thanks for reminding me - Insty's on vacation and has that wine box drunk Althouse filling in for him. No reading there until he's back.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 23, 2015 09:28 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:28 AM (kmtse)
74
I know how to make explosives!
Thanks US Army!
Posted by: SMFH
They do that so that DHS can hire passed over 0-5's to run programs to track you. It's really a jobs program. When was the last time our log tail wasn't sufficient to bury a unit in explosives if needed, the Boxer rebellion?
Posted by: Jean at June 23, 2015 09:28 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:29 AM (kmtse)
I think his explanation for why he voted Yes the first go round is bullshit, but I'll take his new No stance as a good thing.
It won't matter, though. They always find a way to shove these shit sandwiches down our collective throats while claiming it's lollipop flavored shit.
Next up, Ex-Im will be kept alive. Then, the debt ceiling will be lifted without any spending cuts. Then, they will declare that all Americans will wear clown shoes and must ride unicycles.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 23, 2015 09:29 AM (su3Ib)
Yeek. SERIOUS cuckoo.
Posted by: Erasmus Hodag at June 23, 2015 09:29 AM (6E7W2)
So after awhile, you no longer try.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:25 AM (kmtse)
Well that's a real downer. After getting fed through the woodchipper, I don't even bother. I might at some point, but I certainly have no illusions either.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:29 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 23, 2015 09:29 AM (ee9LE)
Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at June 23, 2015 09:29 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: steevy at June 23, 2015 09:30 AM (sPO3u)
Posted by: the Left, that's not wrong about everything all the time at June 23, 2015 09:30 AM (kivUY)
Rename them like NYC public schools.
PS 109 - AB 109, AFB 10, NB 32, MCB 666 (Parris Island)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 09:30 AM (oaNOm)
When making anything energetic I would avoid lots of bubbles.
Posted by: Jean at June 23, 2015 09:30 AM (ztOda)
The Lee tank from WW2 from now on will be referred to as the Boy George. Likewise, the Stuart tank is to be called the Harvey Milk Machine.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 23, 2015 09:30 AM (PtTYB)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:26 AM (kmtse)
Revised for greater inclusion.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:30 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at June 23, 2015 09:31 AM (3ZtZW)
Today's word o' the day:
Blunderbuss.
Guillotine.
Garrote.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 09:24 AM (oaNOm)
Bolas.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 09:31 AM (wtvvX)
o.O
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:31 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 23, 2015 09:31 AM (CFcIt)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 23, 2015 09:32 AM (k2QA3)
Amphibious personnel carriers will be Caitlyns.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 23, 2015 09:32 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 09:32 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 23, 2015 09:32 AM (vg8iE)
**sorry for the off-track nature of my post**
Posted by: Ruth at June 23, 2015 09:33 AM (oo88B)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 23, 2015 09:33 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Jean at June 23, 2015 09:33 AM (ztOda)
Thanks for reminding me - Insty's on vacation and has that wine box drunk Althouse filling in for him. No reading there until he's back.
LOL! That is such a great turn of phrase! Consider it stolen, MP4...
Posted by: TX ette at June 23, 2015 09:33 AM (sUJHF)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2015 09:33 AM (DbPPQ)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:33 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 23, 2015 09:30 AM (PtTYB)
*sigh.....rubs temples anticipating headache*
Hell, blame the fucking Brits. They named 'em.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 23, 2015 09:34 AM (CFcIt)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2015 09:34 AM (g1DWB)
You been here 4 hour, you go now
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:34 AM (fWAjv)
that wine box drunk Althouse
Baziiiiing! LOL, MP4.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 23, 2015 09:31 AM (CFcIt)
And the first post she put up there was on the freaking Confederate flag.
She's like mold spores....
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 09:34 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 23, 2015 09:32 AM (vg8iE)
Maybe someday. Maybe I'll go to pea ridge some weekend and then go shopping in fayettville. That's much closer...
Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 09:34 AM (lIU4e)
Schizo.
Posted by: Erasmus Hodag at June 23, 2015 09:34 AM (6E7W2)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2015 09:34 AM (g1DWB)
Er, those weren't women...
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:34 AM (2Ojst)
I'm out looking for a young prostitute with a butt infection and can't find her at any of the historical addresses. One of them is some women's program I'd never heard of before though - 5 fairly large buildings filled with nothing but young wimmenz with loose morals. That was quite the experience, walking through all that....
Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at June 23, 2015 09:34 AM (3ZtZW)
I've got relatives in Ohio. Their town has a library named after Margaret Fvcking Sanger.
We have school named after that Silent Spring idiot.
Posted by: Jean at June 23, 2015 09:35 AM (ztOda)
by Kevin D. Williamson
Oh, KDW being all swoshy again this morning....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 23, 2015 09:15 AM (kdS6q)
Hmm, maybe because it's insane. It is doubly insane when everyone else is practicing mercantilism. Can NRO get any worse?
Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at June 23, 2015 09:35 AM (nRvEn)
Posted by: Asian Woman at June 23, 2015 09:35 AM (6E7W2)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 09:32 AM (wtvvX)
Yikes. Which town?
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 23, 2015 09:35 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2015 09:34 AM (g1DWB)
It's your wallet that is not rejected, you just happen to be part of the deal, a very expendable part.
Posted by: maddogg at June 23, 2015 09:36 AM (xWW96)
Weasel Zippers
The Rules are for thee, but not for me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2015 09:36 AM (wq4B0)
No. Not at all.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:36 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 09:36 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 09:32 AM (wtvvX)
Do they burn every third book by a black author?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:36 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 23, 2015 09:36 AM (iQIUe)
LOL.
I guarantee this guy was giving off the crazy vibes. Women can pick up on that and go running the other direction.
Jenny, I think he had a screw loose because what he did was SO weird. He didn't go all serial killer, and he didn't start raping, he just bopped people on the nose. That's well into crazy town, in my eyes.
Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 09:36 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Jean at June 23, 2015 09:37 AM (ztOda)
Nutter tied a rope to the elevator and waited until someone went up in it. He also has blog posts scheduled for the future.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA
Bonus points for originality.
Posted by: Dang at June 23, 2015 09:37 AM (2oWD2)
THIS WEEKEND I DECIDED TO SAY HELLO TO APPROXIMATELY 150 ASIAN WOMEN IN
NYC. THEY ALL REJECTED ME! IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME?
Dude was clearly seriously mentally ill.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 23, 2015 09:37 AM (/Ho8c)
Weasel Zippers
So, 18 viewers approve.
Posted by: Grump928(c) Native Texan and Alabama Alum, Twice Insufferable at June 23, 2015 09:37 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 23, 2015 09:35 AM (nqiq9)
Toledo, Democrat Utopia...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 09:37 AM (wtvvX)
I, for one, look forward to the USS Barack Obama; it will be launched with an enormous amount of hype and almost immediately sink, taking the entire crew with it.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 23, 2015 09:37 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 23, 2015 09:37 AM (2l5vw)
Insty's on vacation and has that wine box drunk Althouse filling in for him.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Forty in the rear-view dame staying within arm's length of the Chateau de Oxnard all night, while she slops from her Solo cup and tries to hit on all the freshmen.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 23, 2015 09:38 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:22 AM (kmtse)
You must have an excellent recipe for crab dip with hot sauce.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:38 AM (2Ojst)
fairly large buildings filled with nothing but young wimmenz with loose
morals.
You're that close to Hollins?
Posted by: Jean at June 23, 2015 09:38 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:38 AM (fWAjv)
Yet the media will still insist it's the most powerful warship of all time.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 23, 2015 09:39 AM (O7MnT)
I guarantee this guy was giving off the crazy vibes. Women can pick up on that and go running the other direction.
Jenny, I think he had a screw loose because what he did was SO
weird. He didn't go all serial killer, and he didn't start raping, he
just bopped people on the nose. That's well into crazy town, in my eyes.
Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 09:36 AM (lIU4e)
Bet he was a brony...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 09:39 AM (wtvvX)
fairly large buildings filled with nothing but young wimmenz with loose
morals.
So which college campus was this?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:39 AM (2Ojst)
them in Asia. You will not be rejected by Asian women in Bangkok, thus
the name.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2015 09:34 AM (g1DWB)
It's your wallet that is not rejected, you just happen to be part of the deal, a very expendable part.
Posted by: maddogg
A lot of those Asian women in Bangkok will see your wallet and pop a boner. Seriously.
Posted by: Dang at June 23, 2015 09:39 AM (2oWD2)
I can't help but love the shit out of that.
"In 1943, Soviet housewife Mariya Oktyabrskaya got a letter from the military informing her that her husband had died in the Battle of Kiev two years earlier. Mariya didn't shed any tears over her loss. The only thing she wanted to shed was Nazi blood. So she sold all her belongings and contacted the military with an offer: She would honor her husband's memory by buying them a brand new T-34 tank to wreck Nazi shit."
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:39 AM (kmtse)
His critical thinking skills are non-existant.
They don't like me. They must be snorting coke. Bop them on the nose so they can't snort coke.
WTF?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 09:39 AM (oaNOm)
Heh. My last trip to Bangkok my customer assigned me one of his young marketing types to be my guide/interpreter. It was like being led around by Hello Kitty. She was stunning but dressed like some combination of a Thai hooker and, well, a Thai hooker but she had this innocent little girl giggle and everything was over the top girly girl.
Her name was unpronounceable by round eye so I was told to her call her "Tom". Sort of ruined the mental image I was building.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2015 09:40 AM (g1DWB)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:40 AM (kmtse)
Well, then. Dumbass kid was also photographed burning the US flag. Therefore, burning the US flag must also be a symbol of hate and racism. And should be strictly forbidden. Right? Right?
Posted by: tsj017 at June 23, 2015 09:40 AM (4YUWF)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 23, 2015 09:36 AM (iQIUe)
I tossed mine!
http://goo.gl/2Ec9Fv
Posted by: Hottie at June 23, 2015 09:40 AM (xWW96)
No this was Daisy Marquis Jones, apparently. A chemical dependency residential treatment hoop-de-doo
Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at June 23, 2015 09:40 AM (3ZtZW)
The only time this did not happen is in Russia and China where they massacre their opposition so there is no one left to complain.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 23, 2015 09:40 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 23, 2015 09:40 AM (SXQcx)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2015 09:40 AM (wq4B0)
-
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 23, 2015 09:40 AM (ee9LE)
I'm not sure we need more words on the topic. You want to equate the various ways "speech" is incorporated into symbols? Fine, have at it. If we were truly an "indivisible" nation, we could have that conversation.
But we're not. So right now, the left is ascendant, and that means things like the Confederate flag will go away, while things like La Raza and NAACP will live on, as honored members of the divisible (aka diversity) community.
I have a dream, that one day people will shut up about what makes them think they are different and special. I may not live to see that day, but... who am I kidding. There's too much power and money to be made in divisible.
Divisible we are, and divisible we shall be.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2015 09:40 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:41 AM (kmtse)
Success!!!
*something tells me I won't be getting a lot done today.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:41 AM (fWAjv)
length of the Chateau de Oxnard all night, while she slops from her Solo
cup and tries to hit on all the freshmen.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 23, 2015 09:38 AM (kdS6q)
Holy hell, you just described the mother of one of my daughter's friends to the absolute T.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 09:41 AM (wtvvX)
She's like mold spores....
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 09:34 AM (wtvvX)
Don't understand why Insty even links her, much less has her fill in.
Yeesh.....
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 23, 2015 09:41 AM (CFcIt)
gotta love it.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:41 AM (kmtse)
*hatches idea for new skin mag*
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:41 AM (2Ojst)
Imagine women not snapping up a winner like that when he approaches them on the street.
Posted by: Erasmus Hodag at June 23, 2015 09:42 AM (6E7W2)
He was also photographed in a tank-top with a Gold's Gym logo; so Gold's Gym is also a symbol of hate and racism.
Posted by: The Marketing Department at LA Fitness at June 23, 2015 09:42 AM (O7MnT)
It happens:
Vasa (or Wasa) is a Swedish warship built between 1626 and 1628. The ship foundered and sank after sailing about 1,300 m (1,400 yd) into her maiden voyage on 10 August 1628.
http://is.gd/ipMsjj
Posted by: Grump928(c) Native Texan and Alabama Alum, Twice Insufferable at June 23, 2015 09:42 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:39 AM (kmtse)
That's damn awesome.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:42 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:42 AM (kmtse)
I can't help but love the shit out of that.
"In 1943, Soviet housewife Mariya Oktyabrskaya got a letter from the military informing her that her husband had died in the Battle of Kiev two years earlier. Mariya didn't shed any tears over her loss. The only thing she wanted to shed was Nazi blood. So she sold all her belongings and contacted the military with an offer: She would honor her husband's memory by buying them a brand new T-34 tank to wreck Nazi shit."
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:39 AM (kmtse)
With all the 'girl power' love in Hollywood, I can't imagine why we dont' have more movies on the Russian female snipers and stories like this.
Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 09:42 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Boss Moss
Beats riding up to the top of the page under an elevator.
Posted by: Dang at June 23, 2015 09:42 AM (2oWD2)
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 23, 2015 09:42 AM (CFcIt)
Running down the avenue
Accosting Asian women
And boppin' 'em on the nose!
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:43 AM (2Ojst)
gotta love it.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:41 AM (kmtse)
*hatches idea for new skin mag*
Posted by: Insomniac
Merkava + IDF Hottie should be a regular spread
Posted by: Jean at June 23, 2015 09:43 AM (ztOda)
Whitesville. It's okay. Hillary owns property there so it's cool.
Posted by: the Left, that's not wrong about everything all the time at June 23, 2015 09:43 AM (kivUY)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 23, 2015 09:43 AM (PtTYB)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2015 09:43 AM (wq4B0)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:44 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 23, 2015 09:37 AM
Been there, done that.
Posted by: Vasa at June 23, 2015 09:44 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:44 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: the Mary Rose at June 23, 2015 09:44 AM (kivUY)
Posted by: Jean at June 23, 2015 09:43 AM (ztOda)
*furiously scribbles notes*
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:45 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 23, 2015 09:45 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:45 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2015 09:45 AM (h4vJk)
Success!!!
*something tells me I won't be getting a lot done today.
All bottled by the same company and tainted with e coli.
Nope. Nothing will get done today. Or tomorrow.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 09:45 AM (oaNOm)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 09:46 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: The Marketing Department at LA Fitness at June 23, 2015 09:42 AM (O7MnT)
Like that shirt ever saw the inside of a gym.....
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 23, 2015 09:46 AM (CFcIt)
Posted by: Lenny 'The Hopper' Bins at June 23, 2015 09:46 AM (Irq+K)
Posted by: SMFH
A lot more room in the Merkava for a pair of IDF hotties and some Mogen David.
Posted by: Jean at June 23, 2015 09:47 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: maddogg at June 23, 2015 09:47 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 23, 2015 09:47 AM (SXQcx)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:45 AM (kmtse)
Let's hope that never has to happen
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2015 09:47 AM (wq4B0)
Obama laments 'distorted impression' of Muslims
President Obama stressed religious tolerance during an Iftar dinner to celebrate the Muslim holiday of Ramadan, linking the murders of nine black Christians in South Carolina with the killings of three Muslims in North Carolina earlier this year.
The Hill
*expletive*
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 23, 2015 09:47 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 09:42 AM (lIU4e)
Icky icky guns.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:47 AM (fWAjv)
One of the local website somehow found a group of idiotic neo-nazi's in the state (the site reports local crimes and someone was connected to this group).
The group had an open facebook page with 'rules' about secrecy! They also had several not terribly flattering pictures, including one at cici's pizza (which if you don't have them, is really, really cheap buffet pizza). Hilarious. Everyone was mocking them on facebook for a good week or two.
The real truth about the remnants of 'white power' groups is that they are pathetic losers. Always.
Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 09:47 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2015 09:45 AM (h4vJk)
BWAA HA HA HA!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:48 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2015 09:48 AM (DbPPQ)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:49 AM (kmtse)
President Obama stressed religious tolerance during an Iftar dinner
Of baby back ribs? Otherwise, don't care to hear it.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 09:49 AM (oaNOm)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 23, 2015 09:49 AM (iQIUe)
President Obama stressed religious tolerance during an Iftar dinner
Of baby back ribs? Otherwise, don't care to hear it.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 09:49 AM (oaNOm)
Heh. Pulled pork and beer, served by Hooters girls.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:50 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:48 AM
I was thinking Little Bunny Cra-Cra, myself...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2015 09:50 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2015 09:50 AM (j4Cu5)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 23, 2015 09:47 AM (SXQcx)
I seem to recall a "commercial" on SNL in its first year or two. It was for bottled water (probably a Perrier parody - now there's a nice phrase I coined). To the song "Anticipation" by Carly Simon, they started to pour the water out, but it was a gelatinous mass full of garbage and a pull-tab.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 09:50 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: maddogg at June 23, 2015 09:50 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:50 AM (fWAjv)
Apparently, you haven't been to a Planned Parenthood board meeting.
Posted by: Jean at June 23, 2015 09:50 AM (ztOda)
If any tank can go up against an Abrams, it's a Merkava.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:51 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: The Marketing Department at LA Fitness at June 23, 2015 09:42 AM (O7MnT)
Doesn't this Gold's wife beater make my guns look awesome?
Posted by: Dylan Roof munching on a Whopper at June 23, 2015 09:51 AM (CFcIt)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 23, 2015 09:52 AM (SXQcx)
He wanted to bash Asian women with a stick because they didn't like him because they are all on cocaine so he wanted to break their noses so they couldn't snort cocaine and then they would like him. Got it.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 23, 2015 09:52 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2015 09:50 AM (h4vJk)
You have to go where the muse guides you!
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:52 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:52 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 23, 2015 09:43 AM (PtTYB)
Ex-Governor Wilder actually tried for a slavery museum up there, but the deal went south while he was stealing all the donations. True story.
Posted by: couldn't care less at June 23, 2015 09:52 AM (TzITN)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 09:50 AM (wtvvX)
I remember that, but not the season.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 23, 2015 09:52 AM (CFcIt)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:49 AM (kmtse)
I "assume" their Abrams are not exactly like ours? Or at least I hope so
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2015 09:52 AM (wq4B0)
I'll have to look. But does this mean free trade with Iran now? China's massive thefts of property and now espionage ... no big deal? Russia moves into Ukraine, then Finland then Poland ... but economic sanctions are wrong?
Then we get to the real nitty gritty .. do we protect American workers, or pretend our competitive advantage will never lose steam? We do pretty well at out-competing cheap labor due to American efficiencies, but EPA, unions, OSHA, lawfare, Obamacare, etc. are making that more difficult. Superships and container transport minimize transport/distribution costs, so WalMart is full of foreign everything, though Amazon has it cheaper.
What about our military, do we need to start selling our services, or can we just keep running up our trillions of debt, that is already headed for collapse?
How about free trade, with free nations, that are not looking to destroy us? What about the $600 Trillion unregulated derivative markets? You know, the one similar to what brought us TARP as our salvation.
idk, but it seems we have trade imbalance because we buy on credit, now America is burdened with debt, economy is slowing, and the "unilaterlists" think we should keep going in debt to float China's economy a little longer.
Makes no sense to me. A rebalancing may one day occur "naturally", but it might not happen the way the unilateral dreamers imagine. Unilateral "free trade" as a priority might yield a loss of unilateral freedoms, unilateral military might, a global balancing of standard of living, etc. Debts would be repaid by confiscations, seizures, who knows what else.
Free trade within the US over raisins yes, but once we trade with enemies it is economic warfare.
As I see it.
Posted by: Illiniwek at June 23, 2015 09:52 AM (8bK1p)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 09:53 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 23, 2015 09:53 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:52 AM (kmtse)
SSN-23
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2015 09:53 AM (wq4B0)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:49 AM (kmtse)
I "assume" their Abrams are not exactly like ours? Or at least I hope so
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2015 09:52 AM (wq4B0)
I think they call them "Ibrahims"
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:53 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:53 AM (kmtse)
Part 1: Uhhh, I know (from personal experience) how one gets "rejected" when asking to have sex, but how does one get "rejected" when saying "hello"?
Part 2: Were these Asian women down at Tribeca, and if so, what denomination of currency were you waving at them when you said "hello"? It makes a difference (again, from personal experience.)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 23, 2015 09:53 AM (4AVeu)
Obama laments 'distorted impression' of Muslims
President Obama stressed religious tolerance during an Iftar dinner to celebrate the Muslim holiday of Ramadan, linking the murders of nine black Christians in South Carolina with the killings of three Muslims in North Carolina earlier this year.
The Hill
*expletive*
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 23, 2015 09:47 AM
I vacillate between thinking the JEF is a "true believer", a guy who "buys" all of the progressive horseshit he blabs about, and thinking he is just putting us on....trolling the country, just to see where the boundaries of sanity are. I just can't figure it.
Posted by: TX ette at June 23, 2015 09:54 AM (sUJHF)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:54 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:54 AM (kmtse)
I was just horsing around, but thanks for puttin' me some knowledge just the same!
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:55 AM (2Ojst)
The Merkava's only advantage is that its radio might be the only one in the world that going to find their CAS still flying.
The peacetime training advantage of hot IDF chicks and an armored camper is significant.
Posted by: Jean at June 23, 2015 09:55 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: Dylan Roof's Cellmate at June 23, 2015 09:55 AM (O7MnT)
They re-used the commercial parodies a lot from show to show and season to season.
Swill was one of the most re-used. Jewess Jeans (You don't have to be Jewess...but it helps) and Hey You! perfume (the perfume for one-night stands) were two more that appeared in many episodes.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 23, 2015 09:55 AM (7ObY1)
Than again,how do we know ace isn't roaming the streets hitting Asian women in the face in his spare time?
Posted by: steevy
He's to short...
I ain't going any further with this one for obvious reasons.
Like the banhammer...
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at June 23, 2015 09:56 AM (4CRfK)
Posted by: Erasmus Hodag at June 23, 2015 09:56 AM (6E7W2)
Email me if you're interested in a Gettysburg trip.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 23, 2015 09:56 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2015 09:56 AM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:52 AM
To the bar...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2015 09:57 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:57 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 23, 2015 09:57 AM (7ObY1)
Than again,how do we know ace isn't roaming the streets hitting Asian women in the face in his spare time?
Posted by: steevy
He's to short...
I ain't going any further with this one for obvious reasons.
Like the banhammer...
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at June 23, 2015 09:56 AM (4CRfK)
Then he could walk around the streets of Bangkok and punch them in the balls.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:57 AM (2Ojst)
Sedgwick was directing the placement of Union artillery and became disgusted when his staff took cover out of fear of Confederate gun fire. "I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way," he said to them. "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance..." An moment later, he was shot in the head and killed instantly. Tragic but comedic at the same time.
Posted by: maddogg at June 23, 2015 09:57 AM (xWW96)
It's quite simple! Everyday starting in June I'll be handing out balloons filled with a safe amount of laughing gas. All you have to do is inhale & LAUGH!
-----
And pass out and wake tied in a dungeon my little lotus flower.
Muwaaa haaa haaaa
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:58 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:58 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2015 09:57 AM (h4vJk)
Works for me. It's 5:00PM in Jerusalem, that's got to count for something.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:59 AM (2Ojst)
Well USS Giffords epitomizes the whole LCS concept. Targets.
And can't forget that Mabus named a supply ship for Caeser Chavez.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2015 09:59 AM (F3WrY)
Starbucks is closing all of its La Boulange bakeries just three years after purchasing the pastry company for $100 million.
Its possible that closing the bakeries were part of Starbucks strategy all along, Ad Week speculates. With the closures, Starbucks now owns La Boulanges recipes which helped drive a 16% increase in Starbucks food sales in the most recent quarter and it no longer has the burden of operating its retail outlets.
Now that Starbucks is closing the bakeries, roughly 800 people will lose their jobs.
SFGate
So $100 million for just the recipes?
'kay.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 23, 2015 10:00 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 09:37 AM (wtvvX)
Ugly town. Can't stand that place.
Figures.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 23, 2015 10:00 AM (nqiq9)
Y'all probably seen it. His snake was the one drawn in pieces, each piece labelled with the name of one of the colonies. Franklin's motto for it was "Join or Die." The later Gadsden adaptation changed it to "Don't Tread on Me."
Posted by: Citizen X at June 23, 2015 10:01 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2015 09:57 AM (h4vJk)
Works for me. It's 5:00PM in Jerusalem, that's got to count for something.
Ohhh, .... 5:00 PM.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 23, 2015 10:01 AM (CFcIt)
Email me if you're interested in a Gettysburg trip.
I would totally tag along on a Gettysburg trip.
Unless that was a euphemism and you're hitting on Lea.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2015 10:02 AM (JtwS4)
Speaking of which, where's the DOOM posts? It's been a while, but still.
Used to love those, to tell a family secret.
Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at June 23, 2015 10:03 AM (sCHw2)
Yeah Confederate flag sales are minimal, but that's not the point. Only items offensive to liberal scum will ever be removed.
Posted by: Blano at June 23, 2015 10:03 AM (VJImz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2015 10:03 AM (PcuwQ)
Like the banhammer...
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at June 23, 2015 09:56 AM (4CRfK)
Which will smash your nose in!!!!!!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 23, 2015 10:04 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2015 10:02 AM (JtwS4)
It's not quite time for the mid-day ONT.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 23, 2015 10:04 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 23, 2015 10:04 AM (YFw5T)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:04 AM (kmtse)
I think it takes 67 Senators to over turn an increase.
Not going to happen.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 23, 2015 10:04 AM (Vyg9x)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 23, 2015 10:04 AM (5YStP)
Huh. I stopped buying pastries at starbucks because they weren't very good. I wonder if they've improved?
Email me if you're interested in a Gettysburg trip.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 23, 2015 09:56 AM (fwARV)
Thanks!
Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 10:05 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:59 AM (2Ojst) <<<
Yes......yes, it DOES! *makes final checks of timer mechanism and accidentally hits trigger-button*
Posted by: Hamas terrorist at June 23, 2015 10:05 AM (sCHw2)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:05 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2015 10:05 AM (j4Cu5)
http://tinyurl.com/ovtq754
Posted by: Citizen X at June 23, 2015 10:05 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: HR needs donuts at June 23, 2015 10:06 AM (ZKzrr)
Sedgwick was directing the placement of Union artillery and became disgusted when his staff took cover out of fear of Confederate gun fire. "I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way," he said to them. "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance..." An moment later, he was shot in the head and killed instantly. Tragic but comedic at the same time.
Posted by: maddogg at June 23, 2015 09:57 AM (xWW96)
There's a story that Lincoln was touring a battlefield (I'm too lazy to look it up) when the Rebs began firing, sighting off of Abe's stovepipe hat. Captain Oliver Wendell Holmes grabbed Lincoln by the arm, yelling, "Get down, you fool!"
Afterwards, Lincoln shook Holmes' hand, saying, "Goodbye, Captain. I'm very glad to see you know how to talk to a civilian."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 23, 2015 10:06 AM (zF6Iw)
Well USS Giffords epitomizes the whole LCS concept. Targets.
And can't forget that Mabus named a supply ship for Caeser Chavez.
I would love for there to be a law making it illegal to name Navy ships after people; with maybe an exception for presidents who served in the Navy.
Saratoga, Ticonderoga, Tripoli, Coral Sea, Kitty Hawk... these are inspirational names.
USS Gabby Giffords, USS Congressman Who Earmarks the Navy Budget ... not so much.
Posted by: Dylan Roof's Cellmate at June 23, 2015 10:06 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 23, 2015 10:06 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at June 23, 2015 10:06 AM (GQZ54)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:06 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 23, 2015 10:04 AM (fwARV) <<<
And put an eye out! Stop wavin' it about like it's a second pee-pee, or somethin'!!
Posted by: Your Momma at June 23, 2015 10:07 AM (sCHw2)
*jumps to bottom*
*jumps to top*
*jumps to bottom*
*shakes it all about*
Posted by: HR needs donuts at June 23, 2015 10:06 AM (ZKzrr)
Bunk.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2015 10:07 AM (JtwS4)
Institutions that cave to the SJW's just validate their crazy-ass worldview.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 23, 2015 10:08 AM (O7MnT)
Funny, that's what the Hokey-Posty is all about ......
Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at June 23, 2015 10:08 AM (sCHw2)
Unless that was a euphemism and you're hitting on Lea.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2015 10:02 AM (JtwS4)
I'd like to go back to Gettysburg myself. Haven't been in about five years.
BTW, Bandersnatch, you remind me of Cary Grant. Her Imperial Malevolence has good choice in escorts.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 23, 2015 10:08 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:09 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Jean at June 23, 2015 10:09 AM (ztOda)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2015 10:09 AM (JtwS4)
Arkham Knight for the PC = garbage. The worst port in my recent memory. It's frame locked at 30fps, but it's so buggy and non-optimized that even 30 fps is a distant, unreachable dream.
It's not like I have a crappy system either - i7 4710MQ and MTX 880M. It's just a piece of crap. I was all set to stay home today with the Batflu, but now it's actually more fun to go to work than play this game. Or, more precisely, try to play this game and watch it crash to the desktop every three minutes.
Dammit!
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 23, 2015 10:09 AM (PFy0L)
At least make sure it doesn't have a huge dent in the conning tower, lists left, and has to be towed everywhere by a tender.....
Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 10:09 AM (oaNOm)
You'd still have the USS Jimmy Carter until it was sunk by a UDT team of Aqua-bunnies.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 23, 2015 10:09 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:10 AM (kmtse)
No racism in that comment.
Posted by: Dylann Roof KKKonservative icon at June 23, 2015 10:10 AM (FB/30)
Posted by: flounder at June 23, 2015 10:10 AM (Vf5rR)
BTW, Bandersnatch, you remind me of Cary Grant. Her Imperial Malevolence has good choice in escorts.
*preens*
And you, Sir Poppins, are dapper in all the ways.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2015 10:10 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Eromero at June 23, 2015 10:11 AM (go5uR)
He and Michelle are just trolling us at this point, right?Right?
This, just a week after Michelle visited that UK school that's all Muslim and explained upon meeting all the covered up schoolgirls: "When I look at you, I see myself!"
Posted by: Lizzy at June 23, 2015 10:11 AM (k2QA3)
*peers at Bandersnatch* Oh you really do want a comfy cot in Alextopia.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2015 10:11 AM (PcuwQ)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 23, 2015 10:09 AM (nqiq9)
That made me think of Cat Shit One. I can just see Packy and Botasky with rebreathers attaching explosives to the underside of the hull.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 10:11 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:11 AM (kmtse)
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I don't quite understand why it is insane? I quickly read his article, and unless I am missing something, I thought he was posing the question should US consumers be punished in having to pay more for consumable products? I'm open to tariffs for revenue raising purposes. But I'm not sure of their benefit as a punishment to countries who impose similar tariffs. A leverage item - sure I guess.
I'm open to being persuaded otherwise, but I don't think KW's argument is necessarily bad or wrong.
Posted by: SH at June 23, 2015 10:12 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 23, 2015 10:12 AM (SXQcx)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 23, 2015 10:12 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: @votermom at June 23, 2015 10:13 AM (cbfNE)
o.O
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:31 AM (fWAjv)
Where da yellow wimmens at?
I denounce myself.
Posted by: naturalfake - One Super Kawaii Caucasian at June 23, 2015 10:13 AM (0cMkb)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:14 AM (kmtse)
I did see that article, but only for a moment, then the moment was gone.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 23, 2015 10:14 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 23, 2015 10:14 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at June 23, 2015 10:14 AM (sCHw2)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:14 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 23, 2015 10:14 AM (SXQcx)
After being towed there by the USS Mark Kelly.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2015 10:15 AM (j4Cu5)
Posted by: goon at June 23, 2015 10:15 AM (gy5kE)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 23, 2015 10:14 AM (O7MnT)
Hmmm. A curiosity...
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 23, 2015 10:15 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2015 10:15 AM (h4vJk)
*peers at Bandersnatch* Oh you really do want a comfy cot in Alextopia.
*whistles idly*
Oh look, a tree rat!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2015 10:15 AM (JtwS4)
I did see that article, but only for a moment, then the moment was gone.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 23, 2015 10:14 AM (O7MnT)
I closed my eyes, so I didn't see it at all.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 10:15 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 23, 2015 10:16 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:16 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2015 10:16 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:17 AM (kmtse)
It's like a "Please don't hire me" expo.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 23, 2015 10:17 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:14 AM (kmtse)
Where da mutt wimmens at?
And yet once again, I denounce myself.
Posted by: naturalfake - Actually a Mutt Hisself at June 23, 2015 10:17 AM (0cMkb)
Thus...mutt.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:16 AM (kmtse)
How, fraulein! What up?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 10:17 AM (2Ojst)
310
No Mary Jo?
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 23, 2015 10:14 AM (SXQcx) <<<
This will be a underwater target-drone, especially made for the Teddy Kennedy class, which will all be named after old American automobiles.
Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at June 23, 2015 10:18 AM (sCHw2)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 23, 2015 10:18 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Jeb! at June 23, 2015 10:18 AM (hKyl0)
But I have to admit that I have wondered what it would be like to scalp a mofo.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:19 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2015 10:20 AM (PcuwQ)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:20 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 10:20 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 10:20 AM (fWAjv)
Pffft. JV move.
Posted by: King Barry at June 23, 2015 10:21 AM (2Ojst)
I would absolutely be in on a Horde trip to Gettysburg. I can't remember the last time I was there.
BTW, Bandersnatch, you remind me of Cary Grant. Her Imperial Malevolence has good choice in escorts.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 23, 2015 10:08 AM (zF6Iw)
I agree most wholeheartedly with both of those propositions.
As well as noting that you, sir, are most dapper indeed.
Posted by: alexthechick - Banderette at June 23, 2015 10:21 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:21 AM (kmtse)
I think that would be fun.
Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 10:22 AM (lIU4e)
I fly our flag 24/7 in accordance with flag protocol.
I served (and bled)under that banner.
It represents to me the America I grew up in, and whose precepts I hold to and will never desert.
No apologies and a hearty FU to those who mock it.
One day, this country will once again be that shining city on a hill-after the layer of filth deposited by the left is cleansed from it.
That cleansing WILL happen.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 23, 2015 10:22 AM (jeCnD)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:22 AM (kmtse)
Thought about making a joke related to the USS Thresher, but I can't do that to those men.
http://tinyurl.com/oku7b9p
RIP.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 23, 2015 10:22 AM (nqiq9)
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Still want to talk about the Confederate flag there toots.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 10:23 AM (fWAjv)
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Wouldn't that blow the heads up, not just off?
Posted by: @votermom at June 23, 2015 10:23 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 23, 2015 10:24 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:24 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Moron who removed all offensive symbols from his Snuggies at June 23, 2015 10:24 AM (Ui7Rt)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 10:24 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Jaws at June 23, 2015 10:24 AM (Jktp1)
What are the odds of that?
Posted by: Quotous Loo at June 23, 2015 10:24 AM (nXTH1)
Posted by: irongrampa at June 23, 2015 10:22 AM (jeCnD)
Reporting for duty, sir.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 23, 2015 10:24 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Ben's Mom at June 23, 2015 10:24 AM (nd+Ju)
See the link I posted earlier.
Det Cord will cut in this barbaric application.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2015 10:24 AM (j4Cu5)
I'm still incredulous he was reelected. Any country can make a mistake but deliberately do it again?
By the way free trade is never free trade for us. Obama wouldn't be the first to cut a bad deal. I just think Obama wants to drive the last nail all the way in.
Good morning all.
Posted by: just saying at June 23, 2015 10:25 AM (wkuqO)
ISIS is demonic
Posted by: @votermom at June 23, 2015 10:25 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 23, 2015 10:25 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 23, 2015 10:25 AM (SXQcx)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:25 AM (kmtse)
With the full support of the GOP.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 23, 2015 10:26 AM (YFw5T)
With the full support of the GOP.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 23, 2015 10:26 AM (YFw5T)
Media begs forgiveness, asks for autographed kneepads.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 23, 2015 10:26 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: @votermom at June 23, 2015 10:23 AM (cbfNE)
Nope. People use det cord to cut trees down as well. Apparently a pretty clean cut.
333 RWC, if I was a decade younger, I'd love nothing more than to wrap set cord around their necks...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:21 AM (kmtse)
Perhaps too quick and humane for them.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 10:26 AM (fWAjv)
BY: Sonny Bunch
Sonny Bunch cracks me up every time.
He did miss one sport that is fun to watch while sipping a cocktail on the beach, however -- Women's Volleyball.
freebeacon.com
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 23, 2015 10:26 AM (qCMvj)
Every follower and minion of VagISIL needs to be expunged from the human gene pool in the most expeditious manner as possible.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2015 10:27 AM (PcuwQ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2015 10:27 AM (j4Cu5)
Posted by: Colin at June 23, 2015 10:27 AM (VVrB8)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 23, 2015 10:27 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 23, 2015 10:28 AM (7ObY1)
Such symbols are an endorsement of ritual rape and or pillaging, and have no place in polite society.
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 23, 2015 10:28 AM (t06LC)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:28 AM (kmtse)
sure.
Better ban that asshole Che on those tee shirts too.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2015 10:28 AM (Z9g7j)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 23, 2015 10:28 AM (SXQcx)
Yes.
...That cleansing WILL happen.
I'd still like to believe so... gonna need a BIG brillo pad, though.
Posted by: mindful webworker -in the heart of the nation at June 23, 2015 10:29 AM (I9SqL)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:29 AM (kmtse)
to name Navy ships after people; with maybe an exception for presidents
who served in the Navy.
Posted by: Dylan Roof's Cellmate at June 23, 2015 10:06 AM (O7MnT)
We object to your objection.
Posted by: John Paul Jones, David Farragut, et al at June 23, 2015 10:29 AM (8hctH)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:30 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 23, 2015 10:31 AM (ZKzrr)
Also upgraded myself to first class because why the fuck not.
Posted by: DangerGirl at June 23, 2015 10:31 AM (VfCmK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2015 10:31 AM (PcuwQ)
What are the odds of that?
Posted by: Quotous Loo
Pretty good, actually.
Posted by: See Threepio, human-cyborg relations at June 23, 2015 10:31 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:30 AM (kmtse)
Vic served with John Paul Jones.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 23, 2015 10:31 AM (fwARV)
Maria. Sharipova.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 23, 2015 10:31 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2015 10:31 AM (j4Cu5)
Posted by: Boss Moss
But the bottom is where the London Boys action is at.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 23, 2015 10:32 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Citizen X at June 23, 2015 10:32 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 23, 2015 10:32 AM (YFw5T)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2015 10:20 AM (PcuwQ)
Oh I do believe that Bander's cot status is assured.
Posted by: alexthechick - Banderette at June 23, 2015 10:32 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Brian Williams at June 23, 2015 10:33 AM (O7MnT)
Zippy has updated to show the death of a second group.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2015 10:27 AM (j4Cu5)
Oh shit. Fucking savages.
365 RWC,
How about Claymores?
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:28 AM (kmtse)
Beehive rounds
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 10:33 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:30 AM (kmtse)
I almost had orders to the USS John S. McCain (DDG-56). Turned them down, I'm one of the nutjobs that didn't want to be homeported at Pearl.
Posted by: Country Singer at June 23, 2015 10:33 AM (8hctH)
Git off your high horse!
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 23, 2015 10:33 AM (baR5c)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:33 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2015 10:27 AM (PcuwQ)
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Yes X 1000
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 23, 2015 10:35 AM (A98Xu)
I see white power types on conservative websites everyday.
Posted by: Dylann Roof KKKonservative icon at June 23, 2015 10:35 AM (FB/30)
Posted by: maddogg at June 23, 2015 10:36 AM (xWW96)
But not if its comfy or located on a wind swept parapet. Got it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2015 10:36 AM (PcuwQ)
Posted by: Country Singer at June 23, 2015 10:36 AM (8hctH)
Posted by: Dylann Roof Left Wing Hero at June 23, 2015 10:36 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:29 AM (kmtse)
I watched golf on fathers day with my dad. IT is so boring. That golf course was ugly, too! My god. It's the worst one I've ever seen.
I do actually enjoy the womens volleyball. At least it moves!
Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 10:36 AM (lIU4e)
But then, my cell decided to die last night...
Posted by: mindful webworker - mad with power at June 23, 2015 10:36 AM (I9SqL)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:37 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Avi at June 23, 2015 10:37 AM (Gx3Fe)
Posted by: despair at June 23, 2015 10:37 AM (J6suc)
Posted by: maddogg at June 23, 2015 10:37 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:38 AM (kmtse)
If China wants to subsidize their products so that we can buy more of them....so what?
One of the ideas of a market economy is that capital follows the most efficient path. If we can't make products as inexpensively as China, why should we waste our money on trying? Let's use that capital for stuff we are good at.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2015 10:39 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: someone who desperately wants to be liked by Europeans at June 23, 2015 10:39 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 10:39 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: maddogg at June 23, 2015 10:37 AM (xWW96)
I fap to the volleyball scene in 'Top Gun.'
Posted by: Dylann Roof KKKonservative ikon at June 23, 2015 10:39 AM (fWAjv)
Yep, I like her.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 23, 2015 10:28 AM (7ObY1)
Sonny Bunch is a guy, at least he is when he's a guest on RedEye. I think you're think the other Sonnie, from Breitbart, Sonnie Johnson. She's been on RedEye too, of course.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 23, 2015 10:39 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:39 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2015 10:40 AM (PcuwQ)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 23, 2015 09:35 AM (nqiq9)
The Peoples' Republic of Toledo or soon to be Detroit South.
Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at June 23, 2015 10:40 AM (nRvEn)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:40 AM (kmtse)
Basketball and football put me to sleep. Soccer (at a high level) I can watch.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 23, 2015 10:40 AM (C278+)
Posted by: Dylann Roof KKKonservative ikon at June 23, 2015 10:41 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: JohnnyBoy at June 23, 2015 10:41 AM (TPjwz)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 10:41 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:40 AM (kmtse)
One of those, then
I live in Arkansas so I grew up rooting against Texas, until we happily defected to the SEC. Then the Aggies followed us there...
Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 10:41 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: La Raza, Black Panthers, and CAIR at June 23, 2015 10:41 AM (sCHw2)
Which over the past decade, has been an effort in futility.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:41 AM (kmtse)
#2 - Slavery existed under the US flag for much longer than under the Confederate one.
(just trolling on that one)
#3 - They are going full SJW on the Confederate Flag thing in SC. Petitions going around to get this or that person to public swear fealty to the SJW code.
#4 - SC needs to vote to move it now or else it will be the only thing that a Republican Presidential candidate is asked about from now until election day.
Posted by: blaster at June 23, 2015 10:41 AM (2Ocf1)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 23, 2015 10:40 AM (C278+)
Ok, question. I tried to watch soccer when we were in the world cup. 100 minutes in and the score was 0/0. WTF is up with that?
Also, I think you're doing football wrong.
Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 10:43 AM (lIU4e)
Standard Oil did that to drive other companies out of business and then I'll let you guess what they did next.
Eventually they got broken up by the government. I doubt we will bust anything in china.
Posted by: just saying at June 23, 2015 10:43 AM (wkuqO)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 23, 2015 10:40 AM (C278+)
I was at a bar last week with some women's soccer on TV. There were lots of nice things to look at, but why were they running around chasing some stupid ball?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2015 10:43 AM (Zu3d9)
As if conservatives really care about black welfare dependency. If you did, the Republicans would try to do something about it. You don't, conservatives need something to bitch about.
Republicans control a majority of states and are doing nothing about welfare. Its due to the fact many low income whites get government welfare and they vote Republican.
Get off your high horse.
Posted by: Dylann Roof KKKonservative icon at June 23, 2015 10:43 AM (FB/30)
Yes...what did they do?
They decreased the price of heating oil and kerosene.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2015 10:44 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: halodoc at June 23, 2015 10:44 AM (Fzbp3)
fuck you!
We'll just import cheapass third world workers and fire you- GFY!
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And in your last week, you get to train your replacement.
Posted by: despair at June 23, 2015 10:44 AM (J6suc)
I can feel the nation coming together after this moving and healing eulogy!
President Barack Obama, First Lady Michelle Obama and Vice President Joe Biden will travel to the funeral services of Rev. Clementa Pinckney, the pastor shot and killed in the Charleston, South Carolina church shooting with eight other members of his congregation.
Obama is to deliver the eulogy for the service, according to the White House press office. More details are expected in the coming days.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 10:45 AM (fWAjv)
Basketball and football put me to sleep. Soccer (at a high level) I can watch.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 23, 2015 10:40 AM (C278+)
I can watch anything but curling. I can't stand the primal screams. And, boring.
Recently watched Barcelona play in Spain. Was amazing live. Just a few feet away from Messi, Neymar, Suarez... Was awesome. I want to go back.
Thank goodness for beIN Sports. Watching the COPA America atm.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 23, 2015 10:46 AM (qCMvj)
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And in your last week, you get to train your replacement.
Watch as we distract with the SCOTUS gay marriage ruling so you fail to pay attention to this.
Posted by: The MFM at June 23, 2015 10:46 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: maddogg at June 23, 2015 10:46 AM (xWW96)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2015 10:44 AM (Zu3d9)
Then they raised the price. Businesses are amoral, it is good they are selfish and make money but they would sell technology to an enemy if they could make a bux.
Posted by: just saying at June 23, 2015 10:46 AM (wkuqO)
Also, I think you're doing football wrong.
Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 10:43 AM (lIU4e)
Soccer is to football is like chess is to checkers. Football just bores me. I can sit through a whole game.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 23, 2015 10:46 AM (C278+)
thats when she identifies as such
Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at June 23, 2015 10:47 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:47 AM (kmtse)
He could very well be talking about sex slaves, of which a bill was written, had bi-partisan, but was stonewalled by Democrats once Planned Parenthood realized how much government cheese they were getting cut out of.
Posted by: Nutsy the Buzzard at June 23, 2015 10:47 AM (78OXS)
Blacks have no friends in politics.
Posted by: Dylann Roof KKKonservative icon at June 23, 2015 10:47 AM (FB/30)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 23, 2015 10:47 AM (qCMvj)
Ask me how to dedicate a decap of one of those little mongrels to the elevation of our Holy Queen Shrillary, TODAY!!
Posted by: Dylann Roof KKKonservative Troll #1628 at June 23, 2015 10:47 AM (sCHw2)
Hasnt anyone at the UN heard of PDF files?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 23, 2015 10:48 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 23, 2015 10:46 AM (qCMvj)
I've been watching COPA also. Some very good games.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 23, 2015 10:48 AM (C278+)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:48 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2015 10:48 AM (Z9g7j)
Yeah, totally distorted.
Weasel Zippers
But a Flag caused 9 deaths?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2015 10:48 AM (wq4B0)
This last weekend, I went to help my dad out with a big project around his house (pulling down some old trim and putting up new) for Father's Day.
On I-20 between Fort Worth and Abilene, we passed lots of places flying Texas flags. The reason this is interesting is that just a few months ago, those places were all flying United States flags.
Between that and Gov. Abbott signing a bill which authorizes Texas to repatriate gold and silver bullion, it makes one go "hmmmm..."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 23, 2015 10:48 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:30 AM (kmtse)
Vic served under John Paul Jones.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 23, 2015 10:49 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:48 AM (kmtse)
I've surfed and turfed
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2015 10:49 AM (wq4B0)
Posted by: DaveA at June 23, 2015 10:49 AM (DL2i+)
Saves on our Friskies budget!
Posted by: mindful webworker - cat man do what cat man do at June 23, 2015 10:49 AM (I9SqL)
I laugh at how conservatives claim they have no relation to the Dixiecrats, yet they defend their symbols.
Posted by: Dylann Roof KKKonservative icon at June 23, 2015 10:50 AM (FB/30)
And then what happened?
Monopolies attract competition. That's axiomatic.
Only government-protected monopolies can survive.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2015 10:51 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 10:45 AM (fWAjv)
That church would earn my undying gratitude if they told Obama to fuck off.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 23, 2015 10:52 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 23, 2015 10:53 AM (PtTYB)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 23, 2015 10:54 AM (PtTYB)
Posted by: Dylann Roof KKKonservative icon at June 23, 2015 10:55 AM (FB/30)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:48 AM (kmtse)
One of the few things I miss about living on the Leftist Coast is surfing. Probably the best physical shape I've ever been in was when I was surfing daily.
Posted by: Country Singer at June 23, 2015 10:55 AM (8hctH)
Posted by: just saying at June 23, 2015 10:55 AM (wkuqO)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2015 10:56 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 23, 2015 11:01 AM (kivUY)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 11:02 AM (oaNOm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2015 11:02 AM (PcuwQ)
Houston, we have a problem.
The main page isn't loading in either of 2 browsers. This comments section seems to be the only part of the Aceship which is functioning and it's on limited power.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2015 11:02 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 23, 2015 11:03 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 11:03 AM (oaNOm)
The American flag?
Posted by: wrg500 at June 23, 2015 11:07 AM (C278+)
Wont allow conversion to pdf or even to copy and paste from it.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 23, 2015 11:14 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 11:16 AM (wtvvX)
Houston, we have a problem.
The main page isn't loading in
either of 2 browsers. This comments section seems to be the only part of
the Aceship which is functioning and it's on limited power.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2015 11:02 AM (JtwS4)
OK, I wondered if it was just me...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 11:17 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 11:18 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 11:18 AM (oaNOm)
The main page isn't loading in either of 2 browsers. This comments section seems to be the only part of the Aceship which is functioning and it's on limited power.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2015 11:02 AM (JtwS4)
I knew that adding that "jump to bottom of page" button was too much technology for us.
We're just not that advance a civilization to handle it.
Posted by: jwest at June 23, 2015 11:19 AM (9ZZd+)
Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at June 23, 2015 11:20 AM (GQZ54)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 23, 2015 11:20 AM (iQIUe)
This comments section seems to be the only part of
the Aceship which is functioning and it's on limited
power.
Opera Mini is limping along.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 11:20 AM (oaNOm)
My first comment was, "Boy, she sure has a big rack fir a soccer player".
My wife responded, laughing, "That's exactly what I was thinking!"
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 11:21 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 11:23 AM (oaNOm)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 23, 2015 11:26 AM (iQIUe)
2. Liberals don't give a flying fuck about Black people.
3. The KKK is still a wing of the Democratic party.
4. What Liberals do give a flying fuck about is control, and 1 and 2 above are tools Liberals use to guilt white men over things they never did so that Liberals can get the control they want.
5. The proper response to any Liberal at any time over their control ploys is "Fuck you - you turd".
Posted by: An Observation at June 23, 2015 11:26 AM (Kua8E)
#twoweeks
Posted by: andycanuck at June 23, 2015 11:28 AM (kivUY)
#twoweeks
Hey, nobody ever said Pixy knew anything about computers. He was the only one with duct tape and chicken wire when the site fell apart before.
Our new website with all the bells and whistles is right around the corner.
Posted by: jwest at June 23, 2015 11:32 AM (9ZZd+)
This is why we can't have nice things - Platinum Privilege!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 11:34 AM (oaNOm)
Posted by: jwest at June 23, 2015 11:32 AM (9ZZd+)
#2weeks
Posted by: wrg500 at June 23, 2015 11:36 AM (C278+)
Posted by: buzzion at June 23, 2015 11:36 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 11:36 AM (oaNOm)
Ace and/or Cobs:
Can we ban this guy. Again. For the third time.
Posted by: Dylann Roof KKKonservative icon at June 23, 2015 10:43 AM (FB/30)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 23, 2015 11:36 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 23, 2015 11:36 AM (kivUY)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2015 11:37 AM (JtwS4)
I threw another 12GB of RAM at it and it's happier now.
Posted by: Pixy and the Hamsters at June 23, 2015 11:38 AM (2yngH)
/runs around in DTs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
/calms down
/passes out
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 23, 2015 11:38 AM (2l5vw)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 23, 2015 11:38 AM (kivUY)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2015 11:39 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 23, 2015 11:39 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Pixy and the Hamsters at June 23, 2015 11:39 AM (2yngH)
Blunderbuss.
Posted by: Soothsayer
----
I learned that word from King Crimson! It's in their song "The Night Watch."
Posted by: RKae at June 23, 2015 11:39 AM (9gEJr)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 23, 2015 11:39 AM (kivUY)
Posted by: Quotous Loo at June 23, 2015 11:40 AM (CSrQA)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 23, 2015 11:40 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 23, 2015 11:40 AM (KIRrb)
Posted by: Grump928(c) Native Texan and Alabama Alum, Twice Insufferable at June 23, 2015 11:40 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 23, 2015 11:40 AM (kivUY)
Posted by: Garrett at June 23, 2015 11:41 AM (G3txG)
Obviously a Confederate attack.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 23, 2015 11:41 AM (W5DcG)
Pixy,
Why don't you tell us how much money you would need to make this a website a technological marvel, and we'll see if we can put the cash together?
Posted by: jwest at June 23, 2015 11:41 AM (9ZZd+)
Posted by: Pixy and the Hamsters
Thanks y'all. Seriously.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 11:41 AM (oaNOm)
Posted by: jwest at June 23, 2015 11:41 AM (9ZZd+)
This.
Well, maybe not "technological marvel" but can we at least get Minx 1.0 beta?
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 23, 2015 11:42 AM (kff5f)
And sure, *now* I get an alert from the server telling me there's a problem. Thanks server.
*looks sternly at server*
*kicks it in the junk*
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2015 11:42 AM (JtwS4)
Thank you for carrying on God's work and supporting my organization, Planned Parenthood, in our shared goal of exterminating the Negro! I also appreciate your efforts in locking them down in your urban welfare plantations of Baltimore, Ferguson, Chicago, NYC and other DemoKKKrat-run fiefdoms......
Together, we can make the USSA safe for the white grandchildren of Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid; Forward!
Posted by: Margaret Sanger, Founder of Planned Parenthood at June 23, 2015 11:42 AM (sCHw2)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 23, 2015 11:43 AM (2l5vw)
How do you get the 12 RAMs on that tiny wheel the Hamsters use?
Posted by: Garrett at June 23, 2015 11:43 AM (G3txG)
Posted by: Lucy Liu at June 23, 2015 11:44 AM (xkSSa)
Didn't know a trash 80 could handle that much RAM.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 23, 2015 11:44 AM (C278+)
Posted by: Scotty at June 23, 2015 11:46 AM (G3txG)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 11:48 AM (oaNOm)
Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 11:48 AM (lIU4e)
509
I've given her all the RAM she can take, Cap'n!
Posted by: Scotty at June 23, 2015 11:46 AM (G3txG) <<<
Yes, you HAVE!!Oh.....
Yes......Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes,yes, yes,yes, yes,yes, yes, YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!
*takes breath, wipes forehead, starts singing "The Sound of Music"*
Posted by: USS Enterprise Warp-Drives at June 23, 2015 11:49 AM (sCHw2)
Posted by: Garrett at June 23, 2015 11:50 AM (G3txG)
Posted by: Joseph Goebbels at June 23, 2015 11:52 AM (D0NZx)
Posted by: Pixy and the Hamsters at June 23, 2015 11:52 AM (2yngH)
I do not think Mr. Williamson would be so sanguine if punditry could be out-sourced to low wage furriners.
Anybody else what a good deal NAFTA was for American manufacturing?
Posted by: butch at June 23, 2015 01:24 PM (0APJ3)
Unfortunately, he is in NYC. Col Colt couldn't get a carry permit there.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 23, 2015 10:34 PM (brIR5)
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