Tuesday Morning News Dump

Posted by: BenK at 09:00 AM




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1 Ahhh...dump.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2015 09:07 AM (h4vJk)

2 G'morning!

Posted by: Y-not at June 23, 2015 09:07 AM (qLl8l)

3
Benk.

Who are you??

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 23, 2015 09:07 AM (UC5Sf)

4 This dump brought to you by Gettysburg; we fly both flags.

Posted by: Gettysburg Tourism President at June 23, 2015 09:07 AM (pmv/9)

5
Today's word o' the day:

Blunderbuss.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 23, 2015 09:08 AM (UC5Sf)

6 Conservatives hate the free trade treaty because #1 it is not "free" and #2 it is purported to be chock full of crap having nothing to do with trade. If it was a good treaty gor the US why are they keeping it secret?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 23, 2015 09:09 AM (GpgJl)

7 That blogger dude was a sick puppy.

Posted by: Y-not at June 23, 2015 09:09 AM (qLl8l)

8 I saw that ISIS is giving away slave women as prizes to fighters who master the Koran. Not a fuck is given by the loathsome left about that, but CONFEDERATE BATTLE FLAG is a big fukkin deal.
Apparently it won't make the morning dump either. Sad.

Posted by: maddogg at June 23, 2015 09:10 AM (xWW96)

9 Geez. Somebody open a window.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 23, 2015 09:10 AM (nqiq9)

10 Awesome seeing the puppies grow.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:10 AM (fWAjv)

11 This Was A Sad, Pathetic Man

But not a racist. No.

Posted by: Erasmus Hodag at June 23, 2015 09:11 AM (6E7W2)

12 7 Quite insane,apparently.

Posted by: steevy at June 23, 2015 09:11 AM (sPO3u)

13 Awww, puppies.

The Confederate Battle Flag kills puppies, you know.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 23, 2015 09:11 AM (/Ho8c)

14 And I see out of State pundits are still fighting over the Confederate flag at a confederate memorial. Piss on them, they have no say-so on the issue.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 23, 2015 09:12 AM (GpgJl)

15 http://tinyurl.com/o7co8xj


One of the treaties being negotiated by President Obama's team is known as the Trade in Services Agreement (TiSA). The contents were secret until it was obtained by Wikileaks. The documents reveal that the administration hopes to greatly expand access for foreign workers in dozens of occupations including engineering, veterinary medicine, management consulting, construction, waste disposal, hotel and restaurant work, transportation, and recreation. This is not just about computer programmers and nurses; TiSA would facilitate the movement of unlimited numbers of skilled and unskilled workers from participating countries.
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Glad we solved the unemployment problem for Americans.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:12 AM (fWAjv)

16 I'm feeling a bit jumpy today.

(you will only see a version of this joke 3,000 more times today, plus some tomorrow...)

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 23, 2015 09:12 AM (su3Ib)

17 Ted Cruz turns on Obamatrade:

http://tinyurl.com/obg57t2

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 23, 2015 09:12 AM (O7MnT)

18 Than again,how do we know ace isn't roaming the streets hitting Asian women in the face in his spare time?

Posted by: steevy at June 23, 2015 09:12 AM (sPO3u)

19 The puppeh video was just too cute.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:12 AM (kmtse)

20
I think a blunderbuss is a cannon or a howitzer. Or something.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 23, 2015 09:13 AM (UC5Sf)

21 OOOH, I loves that page-jump thingy. I hope it's new, 'cause I never seen that b4.

Posted by: Norman at June 23, 2015 09:13 AM (CYS6Q)

22 from the article (on trade): "the biggest danger is not that the TPA bill and the TPP treaty make direct changes to immigration law. The biggest danger lies in the other deals that the president's team is working on. Provisions in these deals do change immigration laws, and also would prevent Congress from adjusting immigration laws that are currently being abused. That is the very goal of all trade pacts-to lock in open access to markets under current or more favorable terms, so that it cannot be changed."

Posted by: Lily at June 23, 2015 09:13 AM (yj/Rg)

23 If goofy Golden puppies don't make you smile you are a terrorist.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2015 09:13 AM (g1DWB)

24 All you gun lovers is goin' straight ter hell!

Posted by: Pope Francis at June 23, 2015 09:14 AM (2Ojst)

25 That blogger dude was a sick puppy.

Posted by: Y-not at June 23, 2015 09:09 AM


In so many ways, this is the story of Chuck Todd....

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 23, 2015 09:14 AM (P8YHq)

26 jump, van halen https://youtu.be/SwYN7mTi6HM

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 23, 2015 09:14 AM (0O7c5)

27 23 If goofy Golden puppies don't make you smile you are a terrorist.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2015 09:13 AM (g1DWB)


They make da Zero hungry.

Posted by: maddogg at June 23, 2015 09:14 AM (xWW96)

28 How do I know that the trade agreement sucks donkeyballs?

TFG is totes fer it.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 23, 2015 09:14 AM (su3Ib)

29
Why Not Unilateral Free Trade
by Kevin D. Williamson



Oh, KDW being all swoshy again this morning....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 23, 2015 09:15 AM (kdS6q)

30 A blunderbuss makes a shotgun look like a piece of precision weaponry.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 23, 2015 09:15 AM (nqiq9)

31 Finally got around to watching The Last Ship. I was worried that it was going to turn into a SJW-fest where the Alfre Woodard character would be all stereotypical tea party heavy.

I'm glad I was wrong.

Hopefully this show stays good.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 23, 2015 09:15 AM (PFy0L)

32 Yo, Pope.

Eat a dick.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:15 AM (kmtse)

33 Hell, give me permission and I'll plan a trip. You need to see it. To feel it. It's a tangible thing, standing in places like Devil's Den and the Peach Orchard. You can picture the 20th ME executing a bayonet charge down Little Roundtop, you can practically smell the cordite.
Seriously. Make time.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 23, 2015 08:57 AM (fwARV)


Thanks for all the Gettysburg talk. The horse tour actually sounds pretty awesome.

I probably should have gone when it was short (ish) drive from dc instead of waiting until I moved back here, though.

Now time to peruse the dump...

Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 09:15 AM (lIU4e)

34 Morning, Glories.

Mom turned 95 yesterday. Milady, daughter, and I got down to spend the afternoon with her. The Family Crowd is coming in for the big party this weekend, but we got to share the real day with her quietly. Still on her pins (if wobbly), still has her wits. Still interested to see What Comes Next. Inspiring.

Cat missing. If you see an old gray cat, please call. He didn't show up for dinner last night, which is not uncommon, but he wasn't on the porch this morning waiting for breakfast, and that's a serious worry. He's a cat of habit. The high-grass areas got cut for hay yesterday. I hope the old fool didn't get caught up in that. Sparky, where are you?

Poppins made it to the meet-up, I see? Cool. Hope that was enjoyable for you, MP4. But... you've told that WC Fields story before. [grin]

And Vic is back! At least some things are right with the world this morning.

Now to finish scanning the early thread, then see what BenK thinks is worth reading, just for fun.

In case I don't get back, have a day.

Posted by: mindful webworker - still on the previous thread at June 23, 2015 09:15 AM (I9SqL)

35 I've been rejected by Women my entire life. I never understood why, but whenever I stopped to woo- I always ended up getting the same excuse every single time.

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Heres my plan:
Every Asian Woman by herself must be hit in the face. I may even take a photo before hitting them. The reason is because I don't think Asian Women like me and that specific one or two or three may have never met me. So I think its brilliant to give all Asian Women a legitimate reason to hate me.
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WOW. This should be interesting aka bat shit crazy.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:15 AM (fWAjv)

36 And if you collapse or die and the pups have no food, they ill come running just like that to gnaw on your live or dead carcass.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 23, 2015 09:16 AM (iQIUe)

37 Don Lemon? What a nagger.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:16 AM (2Ojst)

38
Ah, so a spud gun.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 23, 2015 09:16 AM (UC5Sf)

39 Asian women don't want to bang me either. I don't understand it.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 23, 2015 09:16 AM (ee9LE)

40 If goofy Golden puppies don't make you smile you are a terrorist.



Terrorists smile because it's the dinner menu, right barack?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 09:16 AM (oaNOm)

41 Posted by: SMFH

You really have a way with words.

Made me chuckle.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 23, 2015 09:16 AM (/Ho8c)

42 Oooh, this new page jumpy thing is fun!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:17 AM (2Ojst)

43
And a reminder, a few weeks ago the Dems and the Polite Right assured everyone that black protestors screaming "kill the cops" was in no way related to black protestors killing cops.

But flags, oooo -- got to keep an eye on those evil suckers.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 23, 2015 09:17 AM (kdS6q)

44 There was no cordite to smell at Little Round top. The Civil war fer crissake. Black Powder.

Posted by: maddogg at June 23, 2015 09:17 AM (xWW96)

45 All you gun lovers is goin' straight ter hell!
Posted by: Pope Francis



At least I'll go armed!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 09:18 AM (oaNOm)

46 Posted by: mindful webworker - still on the previous thread at June 23, 2015 09:15 AM (I9SqL)

Happy birthday to your mom. 95. Just amazing what she's witnessed during her lifetime.

BZ, ma'am.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 23, 2015 09:18 AM (nqiq9)

47 All this talk of removing flag merchandise from stores makes me want to go out and get some of it, just for the hell of it. Even though I doubt I've ever owned anything with the confederate flag on it, unless it was on a dukes of hazard t shirt...

Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 09:18 AM (lIU4e)

48 Meanwhile in China,they are have a " dog meat festival".Instapundit has a link but I can not bring myself to look.

Posted by: steevy at June 23, 2015 09:18 AM (sPO3u)

49 Moderate Salami,

Men don't seem to like it since it is so unladylike.

Then again, I have never claimed to be a lady.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:18 AM (kmtse)

50 Meanwhile in China,they are have a " dog meat festival".


Hmm?

Posted by: Barry 'Beagle-Breath' Obama at June 23, 2015 09:19 AM (6E7W2)

51 Seems that men I become intimate with just don't like my...bitchiness,

Go figure.

One even stated that it was the reason I was alone.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:19 AM (kmtse)

52 >>Asian women don't want to bang me either. I don't understand it.

Too beaucoup.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyGOJ1_kcI8

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2015 09:19 AM (g1DWB)

53 In less than 350 days, I talked to nearly 1500 Asian Women and none of them took time out of their day to say hello.
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Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?

Posted by: Da Nang Hooker at June 23, 2015 09:19 AM (fWAjv)

54 Oh fucking well.

I rather be alone than unhappy.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:20 AM (kmtse)

55 I had an American flag sticker on my truck that I put there after 9/11. It's gone. I won't display anything with an American flag again.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 23, 2015 09:20 AM (YFw5T)

56 Today's word o' the day:

Blunderbuss.


Guillotine.

Posted by: Grump928(c) Native Texan and Alabama Alum, Twice Insufferable at June 23, 2015 09:20 AM (evdj2)

57 45 All you gun lovers is goin' straight ter hell!
Posted by: Pope Francis


See ya there, fvcker. And guess who has the gun...

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 23, 2015 09:20 AM (nqiq9)

58 Wait...
Are liberals and Progressives suggesting that a piece of cloth may trigger some people?

And that is offered as one of the legitimate reasons that the piece of cloth should be removed from sight?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2015 09:20 AM (j4Cu5)

59 I had an American flag sticker on my truck that I put there after 9/11. It's gone. I won't display anything with an American flag again.



I disagree with this sentiment.

Posted by: Grump928(c) Native Texan and Alabama Alum, Twice Insufferable at June 23, 2015 09:20 AM (evdj2)

60 I call upon all black people everywhere to repudiate the actions of Mr. Punchy-face because that's the way things get done now.

Posted by: Erasmus Hodag at June 23, 2015 09:21 AM (6E7W2)

61
I rather be alone than unhappy.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:20 AM (kmtse)

You get used to it.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:21 AM (2Ojst)

62 What about those of us black/injun/cracker?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:22 AM (kmtse)

63 Insomniac,

Yes you do.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:22 AM (kmtse)

64 1. Introduce yourself to Brain Enhancement Pills.
2. Purchase a Molskine Book and a Molskine pen.
3. Think BIG, Think Small, Think Bigger than BIG & Think Smaller than small.
4. Fight with your brain. Take your anger out on knowledge.
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11. Learn how to make explosives.


Well that escalated quickly.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:22 AM (fWAjv)

65 Sounds like Mr. Talemted's blog has an elevator shaft instead of a barrel....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 09:23 AM (wtvvX)

66 I'm not lonely.I have a cat.

Posted by: steevy at June 23, 2015 09:23 AM (sPO3u)

67 Congratulations to the press on another successful distraction.

Caitlyn Jenner. Flozell Dolezal. The Confederate Flag. I wonder what they will be distracting us with next week.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 23, 2015 09:23 AM (O7MnT)

68 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 23, 2015 09:23 AM (kff5f)

69 Moderate Salami,



Men don't seem to like it since it is so unladylike.



Then again, I have never claimed to be a lady.

Posted by: SMFH


Well, I've got no problem with it.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 23, 2015 09:23 AM (/Ho8c)

70 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 23, 2015 09:23 AM (kff5f)

71 63 Insomniac,

Yes you do.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:22 AM (kmtse)

My personal concern with it is becoming so accustomed to it that anything else becomes impossible.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:24 AM (2Ojst)

72 I'm watching this Israeli mini series called Shtsiel about Haredi life. Grandma has become addicted to the Bold & the Beautiful and old westerns. Her 10 y/o granddaughter visits her and watches the westerns with her. Later, she dreams that she is dressed like a man facing off her father gunslinger style. She tells him to draw but he just laughs at her and she shoots him. Cant blame her for hating her father. He ran off with a shiksa leaving his wife and children destitute. The mother works while the girl has to care for her 4 younger siblings including a baby only a few months old.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 23, 2015 09:24 AM (iQIUe)

73 (Jump to top of page)

This new functionality scares and confuses me.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 23, 2015 09:24 AM (kff5f)

74 I know how to make explosives!

Thanks US Army!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:24 AM (kmtse)

75 Today's word o' the day:

Blunderbuss.


Guillotine.



Garrote.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 09:24 AM (oaNOm)

76 WOW. This should be interesting aka bat shit crazy.

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I dunno. There's not like a grand delusion there. I'd feel genuinely bad for a man who went around bopping Asian women in the nose because he seriously believed that Asian women were all aliens who would eat his soul if he didn't hit them in the nose (as one would a shark). That's crazy.

This is a guy who appears to see the world correctly to a large extent (Asian women he's encountered really don't want to talk to him---poor dear) but still feels entitled to lash out at people who aren't actively doing him any harm. That's where the line between "assholery" and "insanity" gets blurry to me.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at June 23, 2015 09:24 AM (A8RyB)

77 Hmmm, making explosives is 3 or 4 on my list.

Posted by: Jean at June 23, 2015 09:24 AM (ztOda)

78 73 (Jump to top of page)

This new functionality scares and confuses me.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 23, 2015 09:24 AM (kff5f)

Just go with it. It's fun!

*boing boing boing*

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:25 AM (2Ojst)

79 Caitlyn Jenner. Flozell Dolezal. The Confederate Flag. I wonder what they will be distracting us with next week.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale


Yeah, wasn't there some kind of computer thing that happened to some part of the government I've never heard of before?

-LIV

Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 23, 2015 09:25 AM (/Ho8c)

80 I'm not lonely.I have a cat.


It's a comfort to know you will have someone to eat your corpse.

Posted by: Grump928(c) Native Texan and Alabama Alum, Twice Insufferable at June 23, 2015 09:25 AM (evdj2)

81 I've been rejected by Women my entire life. I never understood why, but whenever I stopped to woo- I always ended up getting the same excuse every single time.

I can't imagine what his idea of 'woo'ing' was, since he said he talked to 1500 women in a year or something. He was probably giving off major creepy/crazy vibes.

Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 09:25 AM (lIU4e)

82 Insomniac,

My experience is that when you try to do otherwise, you get rebuffed and told that you deserve to be alone.

So after awhile, you no longer try.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:25 AM (kmtse)

83 Willowed in the last thread wrt Obamatrade-


Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:05 AM (fWAjv)


There you go- unlimited foreign workers in high paying professions-

the end game for destroying the Middle Class in America.

All the American citizens who did the right thing- worked hard, kept their noses clean, got an education for a good paying job-

fuck you!

We'll just import cheapass third world workers and fire you- GFY!


Please note the collusion of the GOP from Boneless and Turdle-

they are instrumental in killing your and your children's future.


Fundamentally changed to a third world craphole- so folks like Zuckerberg and Soros can make a few extra bucks.

Thanks Obama voters!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 23, 2015 09:26 AM (KUa85)

84 Wow.


Nutter tied a rope to the elevator and waited until someone went up in it. He also has blog posts scheduled for the future.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:26 AM (fWAjv)

85 The future is now. There is a movement to rename military bases named after confederate heros. See WZ.

Maybe we should just rename them all after homos and be done with it.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 23, 2015 09:26 AM (ee9LE)

86 The most recent attack was on June 15, when police said the suspect tried to strike up a conversation with a 41-year-old Asian woman on Mulberry Street.

I had to laugh at the reference.

Posted by: Erasmus Hodag at June 23, 2015 09:26 AM (6E7W2)

87 I still have my DOD sticker and a US Navy thing and parking stickers from various Bases on my car. Come and git me terrorists

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2015 09:26 AM (wq4B0)

88 Besides, guns are much more reliable than men.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:26 AM (kmtse)

89 "Thanks Obama voters!"

And GOP voters. And former GOP voters, like me.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 23, 2015 09:27 AM (YFw5T)

90 Every Asian Woman by herself must be hit in the face. I may even take a photo before hitting them. The reason is because I don't think Asian Women like me and that specific one or two or three may have never met me. So I think its brilliant to give all Asian Women a legitimate reason to hate me.

If I had a nickel for every woman who didn't like or didn't want to bang me, I'd be richer than The Donald.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 23, 2015 09:27 AM (zF6Iw)

91 Tanks, even more so.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:27 AM (kmtse)

Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 23, 2015 09:27 AM (/Ho8c)

93 >>> What about those of us black/injun/cracker?

How do you identify?

Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at June 23, 2015 09:27 AM (3ZtZW)

94 This Was A Sad, Pathetic Man

I guess, but that's some funny shit, right there.

You see, asiawymmyns: If you don't give into the advances of a repulsive, beta brother and give him an old fashioned, it's *bonk bonk*, jihad to the nose.

So, do it for the children.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 23, 2015 09:27 AM (CFcIt)

95 74 I know how to make explosives!

Thanks US Army!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:24 AM (kmtse)


My favorite disclaimer; If the substance turns color red and starts to foam, you have about 30 seconds before something very bad will happen. RUN!
You see that in the field manual for a couple of recipes.
You get the impression it ain't easy or safe.

Posted by: maddogg at June 23, 2015 09:27 AM (xWW96)

96 Meanwhile in China,they are have a " dog meat festival".Instapundit has a link but I can not bring myself to look.

Posted by: steevy at June 23, 2015 09:18 AM (sPO3u)


Thanks for reminding me - Insty's on vacation and has that wine box drunk Althouse filling in for him. No reading there until he's back.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 23, 2015 09:28 AM (zF6Iw)

97 bigby,

all the above.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:28 AM (kmtse)

98
74
I know how to make explosives!



Thanks US Army!





Posted by: SMFH


They do that so that DHS can hire passed over 0-5's to run programs to track you. It's really a jobs program. When was the last time our log tail wasn't sufficient to bury a unit in explosives if needed, the Boxer rebellion?

Posted by: Jean at June 23, 2015 09:28 AM (ztOda)

99 LOL madddog!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:29 AM (kmtse)

100 17 >> Ted Cruz turns on Obamatrade:

I think his explanation for why he voted Yes the first go round is bullshit, but I'll take his new No stance as a good thing.

It won't matter, though. They always find a way to shove these shit sandwiches down our collective throats while claiming it's lollipop flavored shit.

Next up, Ex-Im will be kept alive. Then, the debt ceiling will be lifted without any spending cuts. Then, they will declare that all Americans will wear clown shoes and must ride unicycles.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 23, 2015 09:29 AM (su3Ib)

101 The woman who works in the building where Shaw was found recognized him in a photo shown to her by NBC 4 New York. Karen Bennet said a co-worker found Shaw hiding inside a closet last October; he had apparently been squatting there for about six months.

Yeek. SERIOUS cuckoo.

Posted by: Erasmus Hodag at June 23, 2015 09:29 AM (6E7W2)

102 My experience is that when you try to do otherwise, you get rebuffed and told that you deserve to be alone.

So after awhile, you no longer try.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:25 AM (kmtse)

Well that's a real downer. After getting fed through the woodchipper, I don't even bother. I might at some point, but I certainly have no illusions either.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:29 AM (2Ojst)

103 About that WZ story. They've got Bragg, Hood, and A.P. Hill but that other guy looks suspiciously like Pickett, a non-confederate.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 23, 2015 09:29 AM (ee9LE)

104 No no you have to choose ONE

Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at June 23, 2015 09:29 AM (3ZtZW)

105 96 Not just her.Ed Driscoll and Sarah Hoyt and Virgina Postrel also.

Posted by: steevy at June 23, 2015 09:30 AM (sPO3u)

106 Next stop: military bases. Woo-woooo. All aboard the SJW Train, fellow travelers!

Posted by: the Left, that's not wrong about everything all the time at June 23, 2015 09:30 AM (kivUY)

107 Maybe we should just rename them all after homos and be done with it.


Rename them like NYC public schools.

PS 109 - AB 109, AFB 10, NB 32, MCB 666 (Parris Island)

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 09:30 AM (oaNOm)

108 You get the impression it ain't easy or safe.

When making anything energetic I would avoid lots of bubbles.

Posted by: Jean at June 23, 2015 09:30 AM (ztOda)

109 >>>Maybe we should just rename them all after homos and be done with it.


The Lee tank from WW2 from now on will be referred to as the Boy George. Likewise, the Stuart tank is to be called the Harvey Milk Machine.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 23, 2015 09:30 AM (PtTYB)

110 88 Besides, guns are much more reliable than men other people.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:26 AM (kmtse)

Revised for greater inclusion.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:30 AM (2Ojst)

111 I was Navy and I know how to make explosives too!

You run down to the weapons locker!

Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at June 23, 2015 09:31 AM (3ZtZW)

112 75
Today's word o' the day:



Blunderbuss.





Guillotine.







Garrote.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 09:24 AM (oaNOm)


Bolas.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 09:31 AM (wtvvX)

113 TODAY, I DECIDED TO USE 6 HOURS OF MY DAY TO FIND ASIAN WOMEN LOCKING HANDS WITH CAUCASIAN MEN. HERE ARE THE CHRONOLOGICAL TIMES THEY APPEARED.

o.O

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:31 AM (fWAjv)

114 that wine box drunk Althouse

Baziiiiing! LOL, MP4.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 23, 2015 09:31 AM (CFcIt)

115 Gobsmacked

Posted by: Lizzy at June 23, 2015 09:32 AM (k2QA3)

116 Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 23, 2015 09:30 AM (PtTYB)

Amphibious personnel carriers will be Caitlyns.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 23, 2015 09:32 AM (nqiq9)

117 I've got relatives in Ohio. Their town has a library named after Margaret Fvcking Sanger.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 09:32 AM (wtvvX)

118 My trip to Gettysburg a couple years ago was the best trip I've ever gone on. I so thoroughly enjoyed it. I would live there. If you haven't gone, I recommend going. Even if you're not a history buff, it will consume you. The person I went with was not a history person, but he enjoyed it to.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 23, 2015 09:32 AM (vg8iE)

119 I need tech help: wanna delete Chrome off my Mac and use a different/good browser -- any ideas? Also, I want delete every little bit of Chrome, from all those secret places it might be on my computer

**sorry for the off-track nature of my post**

Posted by: Ruth at June 23, 2015 09:33 AM (oo88B)

120 wheeeeeeeeeeeeee. (BONK)

Jumps are fun, landings not so much.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 23, 2015 09:33 AM (nqiq9)

121 Amphibious personnel carriers will be Caitlyns.

Wsa it the wet well?

Posted by: Jean at June 23, 2015 09:33 AM (ztOda)

122
Thanks for reminding me - Insty's on vacation and has that wine box drunk Althouse filling in for him. No reading there until he's back.

LOL! That is such a great turn of phrase! Consider it stolen, MP4...

Posted by: TX ette at June 23, 2015 09:33 AM (sUJHF)

123 SMHF- Not suffering fools gladly has it's own rewards. Shit. you've been to war, and that trumps others little first world problems.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2015 09:33 AM (DbPPQ)

124 You guys are cracking me up...lol.

Thanks for the chuckles.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:33 AM (kmtse)

125 The Lee tank from WW2 from now on will be referred to as the Boy George. Likewise, the Stuart tank is to be called the Harvey Milk Machine.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 23, 2015 09:30 AM (PtTYB)


*sigh.....rubs temples anticipating headache*

Hell, blame the fucking Brits. They named 'em.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 23, 2015 09:34 AM (CFcIt)

126 Key to not being rejected by Asian women, meet them in Asia. You will not be rejected by Asian women in Bangkok, thus the name.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2015 09:34 AM (g1DWB)

127 TODAY, MY GOAL WAS TO COMPLIMENT 100 WOMEN. I'VE SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED MY OBJECTIVE. UNFORTUNATELY, I ONLY COMPLIMENTED 100 ASIAN WOMEN. THIS MAY NOT SEEM PECULIAR TO MOST AFRICAN AMERICAN MEN, BUT OUR CONVERSATION NEVER GOT PASSED MY COMPLIMENT AND A SMALL FEW OF THEM SAYING THANK YOU. HERE ARE THE CHRONOLOGICAL TIMES OF MY COMPLIMENTS. THANK YOU FOR READING. STAY TUNED.

You been here 4 hour, you go now

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:34 AM (fWAjv)

128 114
that wine box drunk Althouse



Baziiiiing! LOL, MP4.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 23, 2015 09:31 AM (CFcIt)

And the first post she put up there was on the freaking Confederate flag.
She's like mold spores....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 09:34 AM (wtvvX)

129 My trip to Gettysburg a couple years ago was the best trip I've ever gone on. I so thoroughly enjoyed it. I would live there. If you haven't gone, I recommend going. Even if you're not a history buff, it will consume you. The person I went with was not a history person, but he enjoyed it to.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 23, 2015 09:32 AM (vg8iE)


Maybe someday. Maybe I'll go to pea ridge some weekend and then go shopping in fayettville. That's much closer...

Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 09:34 AM (lIU4e)

130 In a post dated June 17, the blogger wrote: "I just couldn't understand why Asian Women didn't find me attractive. Suddenly, I assumed the ones that I am attracted to use cocaine so I decided to play a game. Bash Asian Women in the Nose so that they could stop sniffing cocaine and give me a chance. At first I thought I could get away with 1 Million Noses, but at 6th victim I felt a little discouraged. I didn't even expect to bash The Dry cleaning lady in the mouth. She went overboard with the verbal abuse. That was actually my day off from playing the Nose Game. Yeah, thats what I'll call it 'The Nose Game.' She asked for it."

Schizo.

Posted by: Erasmus Hodag at June 23, 2015 09:34 AM (6E7W2)

131 126 Key to not being rejected by Asian women, meet them in Asia. You will not be rejected by Asian women in Bangkok, thus the name.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2015 09:34 AM (g1DWB)

Er, those weren't women...

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:34 AM (2Ojst)

132 So OT

I'm out looking for a young prostitute with a butt infection and can't find her at any of the historical addresses. One of them is some women's program I'd never heard of before though - 5 fairly large buildings filled with nothing but young wimmenz with loose morals. That was quite the experience, walking through all that....

Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at June 23, 2015 09:34 AM (3ZtZW)

133 117
I've got relatives in Ohio. Their town has a library named after Margaret Fvcking Sanger.


We have school named after that Silent Spring idiot.

Posted by: Jean at June 23, 2015 09:35 AM (ztOda)

134 Why Not Unilateral Free Trade
by Kevin D. Williamson



Oh, KDW being all swoshy again this morning....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 23, 2015 09:15 AM (kdS6q)

Hmm, maybe because it's insane. It is doubly insane when everyone else is practicing mercantilism. Can NRO get any worse?

Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at June 23, 2015 09:35 AM (nRvEn)

135 Gobsmacked

Posted by: Lizzy at June 23, 2015 09:32 AM (k2QA3)


Tell me about it.

Posted by: Asian Woman at June 23, 2015 09:35 AM (6E7W2)

136 117 I've got relatives in Ohio. Their town has a library named after Margaret Fvcking Sanger.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 09:32 AM (wtvvX)

Yikes. Which town?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 23, 2015 09:35 AM (nqiq9)

137 126 Key to not being rejected by Asian women, meet them in Asia. You will not be rejected by Asian women in Bangkok, thus the name.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2015 09:34 AM (g1DWB)



It's your wallet that is not rejected, you just happen to be part of the deal, a very expendable part.

Posted by: maddogg at June 23, 2015 09:36 AM (xWW96)

138 Poll: 91% Of MSNBC Viewers Approve Of Obama Using Term Ngger During Interview

Weasel Zippers

The Rules are for thee, but not for me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2015 09:36 AM (wq4B0)

139 THIS WEEKEND I DECIDED TO SAY HELLO TO APPROXIMATELY 150 ASIAN WOMEN IN NYC. THEY ALL REJECTED ME! IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME?

No. Not at all.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:36 AM (fWAjv)

140 "Bangkok".

Heh.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 09:36 AM (wtvvX)

141 117 I've got relatives in Ohio. Their town has a library named after Margaret Fvcking Sanger.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 09:32 AM (wtvvX)

Do they burn every third book by a black author?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:36 AM (2Ojst)

142 Women adore Ace. How many panties were thrown at him the other night?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 23, 2015 09:36 AM (iQIUe)

143 >>RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:34 AM (fWAjv)

LOL.

I guarantee this guy was giving off the crazy vibes. Women can pick up on that and go running the other direction.

Jenny, I think he had a screw loose because what he did was SO weird. He didn't go all serial killer, and he didn't start raping, he just bopped people on the nose. That's well into crazy town, in my eyes.

Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 09:36 AM (lIU4e)

144 I did an audio tour on bicycle at Gettysburg -- you get a great idea on the perspectives and distances.

Posted by: Jean at June 23, 2015 09:37 AM (ztOda)

145 Wow.





Nutter tied a rope to the elevator and waited until someone went up in it. He also has blog posts scheduled for the future.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA


Bonus points for originality.

Posted by: Dang at June 23, 2015 09:37 AM (2oWD2)

146
THIS WEEKEND I DECIDED TO SAY HELLO TO APPROXIMATELY 150 ASIAN WOMEN IN
NYC. THEY ALL REJECTED ME! IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME?


Dude was clearly seriously mentally ill.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 23, 2015 09:37 AM (/Ho8c)

147 Poll: 91% Of MSNBC Viewers Approve Of Obama Using Term Ngger During Interview

Weasel Zippers



So, 18 viewers approve.

Posted by: Grump928(c) Native Texan and Alabama Alum, Twice Insufferable at June 23, 2015 09:37 AM (evdj2)

148 Yikes. Which town?



Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 23, 2015 09:35 AM (nqiq9)

Toledo, Democrat Utopia...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 09:37 AM (wtvvX)

149 The Lee tank from WW2 from now on will be referred to as the Boy George. Likewise, the Stuart tank is to be called the Harvey Milk Machine.

I, for one, look forward to the USS Barack Obama; it will be launched with an enormous amount of hype and almost immediately sink, taking the entire crew with it.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 23, 2015 09:37 AM (O7MnT)

150 Sigh. The Cornell red-tailed hawk webcam, which had been a sustaining distraction...well, the three kids have all fledged now. Guess I need a new distraction.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 23, 2015 09:37 AM (2l5vw)

151
Insty's on vacation and has that wine box drunk Althouse filling in for him.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing




Forty in the rear-view dame staying within arm's length of the Chateau de Oxnard all night, while she slops from her Solo cup and tries to hit on all the freshmen.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 23, 2015 09:38 AM (kdS6q)

152 62 What about those of us black/injun/cracker?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:22 AM (kmtse)

You must have an excellent recipe for crab dip with hot sauce.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:38 AM (2Ojst)

153 One of them is some women's program I'd never heard of before though - 5
fairly large buildings filled with nothing but young wimmenz with loose
morals.


You're that close to Hollins?

Posted by: Jean at June 23, 2015 09:38 AM (ztOda)

154 LMAO.

Is he wearing a tin foil suit???


http://tinyurl.com/nexal9h

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:38 AM (fWAjv)

155 the USS Barack Obama; it will be launched with an enormous amount of hype and almost immediately sink, taking the entire crew with it.

Yet the media will still insist it's the most powerful warship of all time.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 23, 2015 09:39 AM (O7MnT)

156 LOL.



I guarantee this guy was giving off the crazy vibes. Women can pick up on that and go running the other direction.



Jenny, I think he had a screw loose because what he did was SO
weird. He didn't go all serial killer, and he didn't start raping, he
just bopped people on the nose. That's well into crazy town, in my eyes.


Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 09:36 AM (lIU4e)

Bet he was a brony...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 09:39 AM (wtvvX)

157 One of them is some women's program I'd never heard of before though - 5
fairly large buildings filled with nothing but young wimmenz with loose
morals.


So which college campus was this?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:39 AM (2Ojst)

158 126 Key to not being rejected by Asian women, meet
them in Asia. You will not be rejected by Asian women in Bangkok, thus
the name.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2015 09:34 AM (g1DWB)







It's your wallet that is not rejected, you just happen to be part of the deal, a very expendable part.

Posted by: maddogg


A lot of those Asian women in Bangkok will see your wallet and pop a boner. Seriously.

Posted by: Dang at June 23, 2015 09:39 AM (2oWD2)

159 My idol is this Russian chick who decided to rage war against the Nazis when her hubby was killed by the same Nazis...by becoming a tank commander and fucking Nazi shit up in a T-34 tank.

I can't help but love the shit out of that.

"In 1943, Soviet housewife Mariya Oktyabrskaya got a letter from the military informing her that her husband had died in the Battle of Kiev two years earlier. Mariya didn't shed any tears over her loss. The only thing she wanted to shed was Nazi blood. So she sold all her belongings and contacted the military with an offer: She would honor her husband's memory by buying them a brand new T-34 tank to wreck Nazi shit."

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:39 AM (kmtse)

160 Jenny, I think he had a screw loose because what he did was SO weird. He didn't go all serial killer, and he didn't start raping, he just bopped people on the nose. That's well into crazy town, in my eyes.



His critical thinking skills are non-existant.
They don't like me. They must be snorting coke. Bop them on the nose so they can't snort coke.

WTF?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 09:39 AM (oaNOm)

161 >>Er, those weren't women...

Heh. My last trip to Bangkok my customer assigned me one of his young marketing types to be my guide/interpreter. It was like being led around by Hello Kitty. She was stunning but dressed like some combination of a Thai hooker and, well, a Thai hooker but she had this innocent little girl giggle and everything was over the top girly girl.

Her name was unpronounceable by round eye so I was told to her call her "Tom". Sort of ruined the mental image I was building.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2015 09:40 AM (g1DWB)

162 https://tinyurl.com/p3ud6hx

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:40 AM (kmtse)

163 So since this dumbass Root kid was photographed holding a Confederate flag, it's a symbol of hate and racism and must be purged from society. Right?

Well, then. Dumbass kid was also photographed burning the US flag. Therefore, burning the US flag must also be a symbol of hate and racism. And should be strictly forbidden. Right? Right?

Posted by: tsj017 at June 23, 2015 09:40 AM (4YUWF)

164 142 Women adore Ace. How many panties were thrown at him the other night?
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 23, 2015 09:36 AM (iQIUe)


I tossed mine!

http://goo.gl/2Ec9Fv

Posted by: Hottie at June 23, 2015 09:40 AM (xWW96)

165 Hollins?

No this was Daisy Marquis Jones, apparently. A chemical dependency residential treatment hoop-de-doo

Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at June 23, 2015 09:40 AM (3ZtZW)

166 Civil wars on pretty hard on countries in that they leave wounds that take generations to heal.

The only time this did not happen is in Russia and China where they massacre their opposition so there is no one left to complain.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 23, 2015 09:40 AM (iQIUe)

167 Jump to top of page? Why would anyone want to do that?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 23, 2015 09:40 AM (SXQcx)

168 Fuck. They want to open a "New" Medical school here in NJ which will be run by 2 Private entities: Seton Hall Univeristy and Hackensack Medical Center and NOW they want 20 million from the State, meaning me, to fund it????? Fuck that.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2015 09:40 AM (wq4B0)

169 Key to not being rejected by Asian women, meet them in Asia. You will not be rejected by Asian women in Bangkok, thus the name.

-
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 23, 2015 09:40 AM (ee9LE)

170 Started reading the VDH piece, got only so far. Stopped.

I'm not sure we need more words on the topic. You want to equate the various ways "speech" is incorporated into symbols? Fine, have at it. If we were truly an "indivisible" nation, we could have that conversation.

But we're not. So right now, the left is ascendant, and that means things like the Confederate flag will go away, while things like La Raza and NAACP will live on, as honored members of the divisible (aka diversity) community.

I have a dream, that one day people will shut up about what makes them think they are different and special. I may not live to see that day, but... who am I kidding. There's too much power and money to be made in divisible.

Divisible we are, and divisible we shall be.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 23, 2015 09:40 AM (TOk1P)

171 chicks and tanks.

gotta love it.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:41 AM (kmtse)

172 I'VE COMPLETED MY GOAL OF DRINKING 8 DIFFERENT BRANDS OF WATER!!!



Success!!!


*something tells me I won't be getting a lot done today.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:41 AM (fWAjv)

173 Forty in the rear-view dame staying within arm's
length of the Chateau de Oxnard all night, while she slops from her Solo
cup and tries to hit on all the freshmen.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 23, 2015 09:38 AM (kdS6q)

Holy hell, you just described the mother of one of my daughter's friends to the absolute T.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 09:41 AM (wtvvX)

174 And the first post she put up there was on the freaking Confederate flag.
She's like mold spores....
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 09:34 AM (wtvvX)


Don't understand why Insty even links her, much less has her fill in.

Yeesh.....

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 23, 2015 09:41 AM (CFcIt)

175 171 chicks and tanks.

gotta love it.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:41 AM (kmtse)

*hatches idea for new skin mag*

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:41 AM (2Ojst)

176 I'm thinking Mr. Punchy-Face was having a rousing bout of schizophrenia.

Imagine women not snapping up a winner like that when he approaches them on the street.

Posted by: Erasmus Hodag at June 23, 2015 09:42 AM (6E7W2)

177 So since this dumbass Root kid was photographed holding a Confederate flag, it's a symbol of hate and racism and must be purged from society. Right?

He was also photographed in a tank-top with a Gold's Gym logo; so Gold's Gym is also a symbol of hate and racism.

Posted by: The Marketing Department at LA Fitness at June 23, 2015 09:42 AM (O7MnT)

178 the USS Barack Obama; it will be launched with an enormous amount of hype and almost immediately sink, taking the entire crew with it.

It happens:

Vasa (or Wasa) is a Swedish warship built between 1626 and 1628. The ship foundered and sank after sailing about 1,300 m (1,400 yd) into her maiden voyage on 10 August 1628.

http://is.gd/ipMsjj

Posted by: Grump928(c) Native Texan and Alabama Alum, Twice Insufferable at June 23, 2015 09:42 AM (evdj2)

179 "In 1943, Soviet housewife Mariya Oktyabrskaya got a letter from the military informing her that her husband had died in the Battle of Kiev two years earlier. Mariya didn't shed any tears over her loss. The only thing she wanted to shed was Nazi blood. So she sold all her belongings and contacted the military with an offer: She would honor her husband's memory by buying them a brand new T-34 tank to wreck Nazi shit."

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:39 AM (kmtse)

That's damn awesome.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:42 AM (fWAjv)

180 LOL insomniac

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:42 AM (kmtse)

181 My idol is this Russian chick who decided to rage war against the Nazis when her hubby was killed by the same Nazis...by becoming a tank commander and fucking Nazi shit up in a T-34 tank.

I can't help but love the shit out of that.

"In 1943, Soviet housewife Mariya Oktyabrskaya got a letter from the military informing her that her husband had died in the Battle of Kiev two years earlier. Mariya didn't shed any tears over her loss. The only thing she wanted to shed was Nazi blood. So she sold all her belongings and contacted the military with an offer: She would honor her husband's memory by buying them a brand new T-34 tank to wreck Nazi shit."
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:39 AM (kmtse)


With all the 'girl power' love in Hollywood, I can't imagine why we dont' have more movies on the Russian female snipers and stories like this.

Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 09:42 AM (lIU4e)

182 Jump to top of page? Why would anyone want to do that?


Posted by: Boss Moss

Beats riding up to the top of the page under an elevator.

Posted by: Dang at June 23, 2015 09:42 AM (2oWD2)

183 (Jump to top of page)

-----

I see the 2002 pixy upgrade finally downloaded.

Excellent!

#300Baud

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 23, 2015 09:42 AM (CFcIt)

184 Schizo blogger foo-foo
Running down the avenue
Accosting Asian women
And boppin' 'em on the nose!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:43 AM (2Ojst)

185 chicks and tanks.



gotta love it.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:41 AM (kmtse)



*hatches idea for new skin mag*

Posted by: Insomniac

Merkava + IDF Hottie should be a regular spread

Posted by: Jean at June 23, 2015 09:43 AM (ztOda)

186 Yikes. Which town?
Whitesville. It's okay. Hillary owns property there so it's cool.

Posted by: the Left, that's not wrong about everything all the time at June 23, 2015 09:43 AM (kivUY)

187 Since Fredricksburg was a Confederate victory, the battlefield will be plowed and a museum dedicated to heroes of the sexual revolution built on the site.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 23, 2015 09:43 AM (PtTYB)

188 SSN-23

Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2015 09:43 AM (wq4B0)

189 His water drinking obsession is longer than ace's movie reviews.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:44 AM (fWAjv)

190 I, for one, look forward to the USS Barack Obama; it will be launched with an enormous amount of hype and almost immediately sink, taking the entire crew with it.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 23, 2015 09:37 AM


Been there, done that.

Posted by: Vasa at June 23, 2015 09:44 AM (h4vJk)

191 Why do you think I still reside near Ft Hood and I have an Abrams on standby in 1Cav?

*grins*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:44 AM (kmtse)

192 It happens:

Posted by: the Mary Rose at June 23, 2015 09:44 AM (kivUY)

193 Merkava + IDF Hottie should be a regular spread
Posted by: Jean at June 23, 2015 09:43 AM (ztOda)

*furiously scribbles notes*

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:45 AM (2Ojst)

194 A hearty FY Walmart!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 23, 2015 09:45 AM (JO9+V)

195 I will put my Abrams against a Merkava any day.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:45 AM (kmtse)

196 Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:43 AM

Damn it, Insomniac! Beat me to it!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2015 09:45 AM (h4vJk)

197 I'VE COMPLETED MY GOAL OF DRINKING 8 DIFFERENT BRANDS OF WATER!!!
Success!!!

*something tells me I won't be getting a lot done today.




All bottled by the same company and tainted with e coli.

Nope. Nothing will get done today. Or tomorrow.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 09:45 AM (oaNOm)

198 The only ship that should be named after our SCOAMF of a POTUS is a mother-fvckin' garbage scow.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 09:46 AM (wtvvX)

199 He was also photographed in a tank-top with a Gold's Gym logo; so Gold's Gym is also a symbol of hate and racism.
Posted by: The Marketing Department at LA Fitness at June 23, 2015 09:42 AM (O7MnT)


Like that shirt ever saw the inside of a gym.....

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 23, 2015 09:46 AM (CFcIt)

200 Where's the blog doohickey if I just want to jump in place?

Posted by: Lenny 'The Hopper' Bins at June 23, 2015 09:46 AM (Irq+K)

201 I will put my Abrams against a Merkava any day.

Posted by: SMFH

A lot more room in the Merkava for a pair of IDF hotties and some Mogen David.

Posted by: Jean at June 23, 2015 09:47 AM (ztOda)

202 Nothing like a chilled bottle of expensive tap water laced with anal bacteria to get your mind right.

Posted by: maddogg at June 23, 2015 09:47 AM (xWW96)

203 All filled with New Jersey tap water.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 23, 2015 09:47 AM (SXQcx)

204 I will put my Abrams against a Merkava any day.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:45 AM (kmtse)

Let's hope that never has to happen

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2015 09:47 AM (wq4B0)

205
Obama laments 'distorted impression' of Muslims

President Obama stressed religious tolerance during an Iftar dinner to celebrate the Muslim holiday of Ramadan, linking the murders of nine black Christians in South Carolina with the killings of three Muslims in North Carolina earlier this year.

The Hill




*expletive*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 23, 2015 09:47 AM (kdS6q)

206 With all the 'girl power' love in Hollywood, I can't imagine why we dont' have more movies on the Russian female snipers and stories like this.

Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 09:42 AM (lIU4e)

Icky icky guns.


Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:47 AM (fWAjv)

207 So since this dumbass Root kid was photographed holding a Confederate flag, it's a symbol of hate and racism and must be purged from society. Right?

One of the local website somehow found a group of idiotic neo-nazi's in the state (the site reports local crimes and someone was connected to this group).

The group had an open facebook page with 'rules' about secrecy! They also had several not terribly flattering pictures, including one at cici's pizza (which if you don't have them, is really, really cheap buffet pizza). Hilarious. Everyone was mocking them on facebook for a good week or two.

The real truth about the remnants of 'white power' groups is that they are pathetic losers. Always.

Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 09:47 AM (lIU4e)

208 Damn it, Insomniac! Beat me to it!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2015 09:45 AM (h4vJk)

BWAA HA HA HA!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:48 AM (2Ojst)

209 Did anybody else see the Kurdish gal doing the anti-ISIS music video while sitting on a tank?

Posted by: Ben Had at June 23, 2015 09:48 AM (DbPPQ)

210 Nevergiveup,

True.

I doubt the Egyptians (Abrams) are willing to test that.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:49 AM (kmtse)

211 Obama laments 'distorted impression' of Muslims

President Obama stressed religious tolerance during an Iftar dinner



Of baby back ribs? Otherwise, don't care to hear it.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 09:49 AM (oaNOm)

212 How embarassing. Yr dad attending your college games and attacking your coach. I sure hope they rescinded the football scholarship they gave him and gave it to a kid who needed it. The right thing to do wd be for him not to accept it.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 23, 2015 09:49 AM (iQIUe)

213 211 Obama laments 'distorted impression' of Muslims

President Obama stressed religious tolerance during an Iftar dinner



Of baby back ribs? Otherwise, don't care to hear it.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 09:49 AM (oaNOm)

Heh. Pulled pork and beer, served by Hooters girls.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:50 AM (2Ojst)

214 BWAA HA HA HA!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:48 AM


I was thinking Little Bunny Cra-Cra, myself...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2015 09:50 AM (h4vJk)

215 USS Barack Obama (LCS-19).

Outgunned, and full of Seamen.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2015 09:50 AM (j4Cu5)

216 All filled with New Jersey tap water.


Posted by: Boss Moss at June 23, 2015 09:47 AM (SXQcx)

I seem to recall a "commercial" on SNL in its first year or two. It was for bottled water (probably a Perrier parody - now there's a nice phrase I coined). To the song "Anticipation" by Carly Simon, they started to pour the water out, but it was a gelatinous mass full of garbage and a pull-tab.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 09:50 AM (wtvvX)

217 Yeah, we have a distorted view of moosedicks. Who ya gonna believe, da Zero or your lyin' eyes?

Posted by: maddogg at June 23, 2015 09:50 AM (xWW96)

218 Ohhhhh, he needs all that water for his space mission.


http://tinyurl.com/qg2koy5


Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:50 AM (fWAjv)

219 The real truth about the remnants of 'white power' groups is that they are pathetic losers. Always.

Apparently, you haven't been to a Planned Parenthood board meeting.

Posted by: Jean at June 23, 2015 09:50 AM (ztOda)

220 Then again, the Merkava is quite impressive.

If any tank can go up against an Abrams, it's a Merkava.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:51 AM (kmtse)

221 He was also photographed in a tank-top with a Gold's Gym logo; so Gold's Gym is also a symbol of hate and racism.
Posted by: The Marketing Department at LA Fitness at June 23, 2015 09:42 AM (O7MnT)


Doesn't this Gold's wife beater make my guns look awesome?

Posted by: Dylan Roof munching on a Whopper at June 23, 2015 09:51 AM (CFcIt)

222 Ban Gold's Gym.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 23, 2015 09:52 AM (SXQcx)

223 This Was A Sad, Pathetic Man

He wanted to bash Asian women with a stick because they didn't like him because they are all on cocaine so he wanted to break their noses so they couldn't snort cocaine and then they would like him. Got it.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 23, 2015 09:52 AM (7ObY1)

224 I was thinking Little Bunny Cra-Cra, myself...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2015 09:50 AM (h4vJk)

You have to go where the muse guides you!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:52 AM (2Ojst)

225 The thought of any naval ship being named after the SCOAMT disgusts me.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:52 AM (kmtse)

226 187 Since Fredricksburg was a Confederate victory, the battlefield will be plowed and a museum dedicated to heroes of the sexual revolution built on the site.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 23, 2015 09:43 AM (PtTYB)


Ex-Governor Wilder actually tried for a slavery museum up there, but the deal went south while he was stealing all the donations. True story.

Posted by: couldn't care less at June 23, 2015 09:52 AM (TzITN)

227 To the song "Anticipation" by Carly Simon, they started to pour the water out, but it was a gelatinous mass full of garbage and a pull-tab.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 09:50 AM (wtvvX)


I remember that, but not the season.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 23, 2015 09:52 AM (CFcIt)

228 I doubt the Egyptians (Abrams) are willing to test that.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:49 AM (kmtse)


I "assume" their Abrams are not exactly like ours? Or at least I hope so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2015 09:52 AM (wq4B0)

229 I thought the "unilateral free trade would be great for US, even if it means massive deficits" had been thoroughly debunked, but apparently it is back. Didn't Greenspan testify he found a flaw in his theories?

I'll have to look. But does this mean free trade with Iran now? China's massive thefts of property and now espionage ... no big deal? Russia moves into Ukraine, then Finland then Poland ... but economic sanctions are wrong?

Then we get to the real nitty gritty .. do we protect American workers, or pretend our competitive advantage will never lose steam? We do pretty well at out-competing cheap labor due to American efficiencies, but EPA, unions, OSHA, lawfare, Obamacare, etc. are making that more difficult. Superships and container transport minimize transport/distribution costs, so WalMart is full of foreign everything, though Amazon has it cheaper.

What about our military, do we need to start selling our services, or can we just keep running up our trillions of debt, that is already headed for collapse?

How about free trade, with free nations, that are not looking to destroy us? What about the $600 Trillion unregulated derivative markets? You know, the one similar to what brought us TARP as our salvation.

idk, but it seems we have trade imbalance because we buy on credit, now America is burdened with debt, economy is slowing, and the "unilaterlists" think we should keep going in debt to float China's economy a little longer.

Makes no sense to me. A rebalancing may one day occur "naturally", but it might not happen the way the unilateral dreamers imagine. Unilateral "free trade" as a priority might yield a loss of unilateral freedoms, unilateral military might, a global balancing of standard of living, etc. Debts would be repaid by confiscations, seizures, who knows what else.

Free trade within the US over raisins yes, but once we trade with enemies it is economic warfare.

As I see it.

Posted by: Illiniwek at June 23, 2015 09:52 AM (8bK1p)

230 YES! Here it is! Bill Murray for "Swill":

http://tinyurl.com/7oepn8d

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 09:53 AM (wtvvX)

231 Okay, which one of you did this: http://preview.tinyurl.com/oczutnm

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 23, 2015 09:53 AM (RD7QR)

232 The thought of any naval ship being named after the SCOAMT disgusts me.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:52 AM (kmtse)


SSN-23

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2015 09:53 AM (wq4B0)

233 228 I doubt the Egyptians (Abrams) are willing to test that.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:49 AM (kmtse)


I "assume" their Abrams are not exactly like ours? Or at least I hope so
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2015 09:52 AM (wq4B0)

I think they call them "Ibrahims"

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:53 AM (2Ojst)

234 Bad enough that a naval ship was named after someone who was shot in the noggin.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:53 AM (kmtse)

235 "THIS WEEKEND I DECIDED TO SAY HELLO TO APPROXIMATELY 150 ASIAN WOMEN IN NYC. THEY ALL REJECTED ME! IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME?"

Part 1: Uhhh, I know (from personal experience) how one gets "rejected" when asking to have sex, but how does one get "rejected" when saying "hello"?

Part 2: Were these Asian women down at Tribeca, and if so, what denomination of currency were you waving at them when you said "hello"? It makes a difference (again, from personal experience.)

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 23, 2015 09:53 AM (4AVeu)

236 205
Obama laments 'distorted impression' of Muslims
President Obama stressed religious tolerance during an Iftar dinner to celebrate the Muslim holiday of Ramadan, linking the murders of nine black Christians in South Carolina with the killings of three Muslims in North Carolina earlier this year.
The Hill
*expletive*
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 23, 2015 09:47 AM
I vacillate between thinking the JEF is a "true believer", a guy who "buys" all of the progressive horseshit he blabs about, and thinking he is just putting us on....trolling the country, just to see where the boundaries of sanity are. I just can't figure it.

Posted by: TX ette at June 23, 2015 09:54 AM (sUJHF)

237 Insomniac,

M1A1Ds or M1A2s...not M1A2 SEPs.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:54 AM (kmtse)

238 M1A1Ds or M1A2s...not M1A2 SEPs.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:54 AM (kmtse)

I was just horsing around, but thanks for puttin' me some knowledge just the same!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:55 AM (2Ojst)

239 If any tank can go up against an Abrams, it's a Merkava.

The Merkava's only advantage is that its radio might be the only one in the world that going to find their CAS still flying.

The peacetime training advantage of hot IDF chicks and an armored camper is significant.

Posted by: Jean at June 23, 2015 09:55 AM (ztOda)

240 Doesn't this Gold's wife beater make my guns look awesome?

Bitch, please.

Posted by: Dylan Roof's Cellmate at June 23, 2015 09:55 AM (O7MnT)

241 I remember that, but not the season.


They re-used the commercial parodies a lot from show to show and season to season.

Swill was one of the most re-used. Jewess Jeans (You don't have to be Jewess...but it helps) and Hey You! perfume (the perfume for one-night stands) were two more that appeared in many episodes.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 23, 2015 09:55 AM (7ObY1)

242 18
Than again,how do we know ace isn't roaming the streets hitting Asian women in the face in his spare time?

Posted by: steevy

He's to short...

I ain't going any further with this one for obvious reasons.
Like the banhammer...

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at June 23, 2015 09:56 AM (4CRfK)

243 The SS Barack Obama will be the first nuclear carrier in the Iranian fleet.

Posted by: Erasmus Hodag at June 23, 2015 09:56 AM (6E7W2)

244 Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 09:34 AM (lIU4e)

Email me if you're interested in a Gettysburg trip.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 23, 2015 09:56 AM (fwARV)

245 Penn and Teller Bottled Water Bullshit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_eEJtxidCg

Posted by: JackStraw at June 23, 2015 09:56 AM (g1DWB)

246 You have to go where the muse guides you!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:52 AM


To the bar...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2015 09:57 AM (h4vJk)

247 *glances at Jean*

yeah. boobs in the turret really make a diff.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:57 AM (kmtse)

248 Glad I go to World Gym, the non-rayciss gym.

It's right there in the name. "World."

Posted by: Citizen X at June 23, 2015 09:57 AM (7ObY1)

249 242 18
Than again,how do we know ace isn't roaming the streets hitting Asian women in the face in his spare time?

Posted by: steevy

He's to short...

I ain't going any further with this one for obvious reasons.
Like the banhammer...
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at June 23, 2015 09:56 AM (4CRfK)

Then he could walk around the streets of Bangkok and punch them in the balls.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:57 AM (2Ojst)

250 Famous last words.

Sedgwick was directing the placement of Union artillery and became disgusted when his staff took cover out of fear of Confederate gun fire. "I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way," he said to them. "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance..." An moment later, he was shot in the head and killed instantly. Tragic but comedic at the same time.

Posted by: maddogg at June 23, 2015 09:57 AM (xWW96)

251 Thank you for visiting my blog and being interested in my summer project. My goal is to make People laugh hysterically for FREE! Ballooning is actually highly popular amongst young Adults in the U.K. Are you surprised that it's not illegal? If I were to sell it to you, I'd end up paying a fine, but since it's FREE, I'm not violating any laws.

It's quite simple! Everyday starting in June I'll be handing out balloons filled with a safe amount of laughing gas. All you have to do is inhale & LAUGH!
-----

And pass out and wake tied in a dungeon my little lotus flower.

Muwaaa haaa haaaa

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:58 AM (fWAjv)

252 I have always loved that story, maddog!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 09:58 AM (kmtse)

253 To the bar...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2015 09:57 AM (h4vJk)

Works for me. It's 5:00PM in Jerusalem, that's got to count for something.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:59 AM (2Ojst)

254 In light of Desert One, to equip USS Jimmy Carter as a SEAL sub means someone in the Navy did have a 'sense' of humor.

Well USS Giffords epitomizes the whole LCS concept. Targets.

And can't forget that Mabus named a supply ship for Caeser Chavez.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2015 09:59 AM (F3WrY)

255
Starbucks is closing all of its La Boulange bakeries just three years after purchasing the pastry company for $100 million.

Its possible that closing the bakeries were part of Starbucks strategy all along, Ad Week speculates. With the closures, Starbucks now owns La Boulanges recipes which helped drive a 16% increase in Starbucks food sales in the most recent quarter and it no longer has the burden of operating its retail outlets.

Now that Starbucks is closing the bakeries, roughly 800 people will lose their jobs.

SFGate



So $100 million for just the recipes?

'kay.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 23, 2015 10:00 AM (kdS6q)

256 Toledo, Democrat Utopia...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 09:37 AM (wtvvX)

Ugly town. Can't stand that place.

Figures.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 23, 2015 10:00 AM (nqiq9)

257 The original idea for the Gadsden Flag was drawn and published by Ben Franklin. It is usually considered to be America's first editorial cartoon.

Y'all probably seen it. His snake was the one drawn in pieces, each piece labelled with the name of one of the colonies. Franklin's motto for it was "Join or Die." The later Gadsden adaptation changed it to "Don't Tread on Me."

Posted by: Citizen X at June 23, 2015 10:01 AM (7ObY1)

258 253 To the bar...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2015 09:57 AM (h4vJk)

Works for me. It's 5:00PM in Jerusalem, that's got to count for something.



Ohhh, .... 5:00 PM.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 23, 2015 10:01 AM (CFcIt)

259

Email me if you're interested in a Gettysburg trip.


I would totally tag along on a Gettysburg trip.

Unless that was a euphemism and you're hitting on Lea.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2015 10:02 AM (JtwS4)

260 This blog-post reminds me what I like most about this here place: very regular, full of fibery substance.......

Speaking of which, where's the DOOM posts? It's been a while, but still.

Used to love those, to tell a family secret.

Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at June 23, 2015 10:03 AM (sCHw2)

261 I had already said goodbye to Walmart over RFRA, but this latest stunt looks to me like they're trying to get into the Social Justice Whore club.

Yeah Confederate flag sales are minimal, but that's not the point. Only items offensive to liberal scum will ever be removed.

Posted by: Blano at June 23, 2015 10:03 AM (VJImz)

262 Every time I see SEP in relation to the Abrams, think of the Hitchhiker's Guide Somebody Else's Problem or SEP field.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2015 10:03 AM (PcuwQ)

263 I ain't going any further with this one for obvious reasons.
Like the banhammer...

Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at June 23, 2015 09:56 AM (4CRfK)


Which will smash your nose in!!!!!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 23, 2015 10:04 AM (fwARV)

264 Unless that was a euphemism and you're hitting on Lea.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2015 10:02 AM (JtwS4)


It's not quite time for the mid-day ONT.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 23, 2015 10:04 AM (fwARV)

265 Cotton, a racist product, must be outlawed.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 23, 2015 10:04 AM (YFw5T)

266 "Male officers initially suspected that her vagina would impair her tank skills. However, they soon learned never to express doubt in an angry woman controlling several tons of mechanized death, as they witnessed her tear through the Second Battle of Smolensk at the head of her unit, leaving a cloud of smoke and Nazi bits in her wake. She handled her tank like a veteran, driving headfirst into enemy fire and tearing through the opposition with ease."

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:04 AM (kmtse)

267 Debt ceiling? Wasn't that power pretty much ceded over to king putt last time around?

I think it takes 67 Senators to over turn an increase.

Not going to happen.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 23, 2015 10:04 AM (Vyg9x)

268 Secret treaties are secret federal laws - which is government without the consent or knowledge of the governed. It is tyranny by definition and must/should be resisted by the Armed Forces of the United States with all their resources and vigor. If they pass this secret treaty, the Marines should seize DC and arrest the Administration and Senate.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 23, 2015 10:04 AM (5YStP)

269 >>With the closures, Starbucks now owns La Boulanges recipes which helped drive a 16% increase in Starbucks food sales in the most recent quarter and it no longer has the burden of operating its retail outlets.

Huh. I stopped buying pastries at starbucks because they weren't very good. I wonder if they've improved?

Email me if you're interested in a Gettysburg trip.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 23, 2015 09:56 AM (fwARV)


Thanks!

Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 10:05 AM (lIU4e)

270 >>> Works for me. It's 5:00PM in Jerusalem, that's got to count for something.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 09:59 AM (2Ojst) <<<

Yes......yes, it DOES! *makes final checks of timer mechanism and accidentally hits trigger-button*

Posted by: Hamas terrorist at June 23, 2015 10:05 AM (sCHw2)

271 "A few weeks later in another battle, a German shell broke her tank's tracks and the Fighting Girlfriend got separated from the rest of the unit. She and her crew jumped out of the tank and started repairing it in the middle of the battle, keeping the enemy at bay with their guns."

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:05 AM (kmtse)

272 It must be Ramadamadingdong

Zip has something up

http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=227218

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2015 10:05 AM (j4Cu5)

273 I found this interesting. Why is the Confederate flag so popular in southern...ITALY???

http://tinyurl.com/ovtq754

Posted by: Citizen X at June 23, 2015 10:05 AM (7ObY1)

274 *jumps to bottom*
*jumps to top*
*jumps to bottom*
*shakes it all about*

Posted by: HR needs donuts at June 23, 2015 10:06 AM (ZKzrr)

275 Famous last words.
Sedgwick was directing the placement of Union artillery and became disgusted when his staff took cover out of fear of Confederate gun fire. "I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way," he said to them. "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance..." An moment later, he was shot in the head and killed instantly. Tragic but comedic at the same time.

Posted by: maddogg at June 23, 2015 09:57 AM (xWW96)


There's a story that Lincoln was touring a battlefield (I'm too lazy to look it up) when the Rebs began firing, sighting off of Abe's stovepipe hat. Captain Oliver Wendell Holmes grabbed Lincoln by the arm, yelling, "Get down, you fool!"

Afterwards, Lincoln shook Holmes' hand, saying, "Goodbye, Captain. I'm very glad to see you know how to talk to a civilian."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 23, 2015 10:06 AM (zF6Iw)

276 In light of Desert One, to equip USS Jimmy Carter as a SEAL sub means someone in the Navy did have a 'sense' of humor.

Well USS Giffords epitomizes the whole LCS concept. Targets.

And can't forget that Mabus named a supply ship for Caeser Chavez.


I would love for there to be a law making it illegal to name Navy ships after people; with maybe an exception for presidents who served in the Navy.

Saratoga, Ticonderoga, Tripoli, Coral Sea, Kitty Hawk... these are inspirational names.

USS Gabby Giffords, USS Congressman Who Earmarks the Navy Budget ... not so much.

Posted by: Dylan Roof's Cellmate at June 23, 2015 10:06 AM (O7MnT)

277 272 It must be Ramadamadingdong


When ISN'T it Ramalamadingdong?

Posted by: Citizen X at June 23, 2015 10:06 AM (7ObY1)

278 Shouldn't the jump to top button take you to the main page for nood post?

Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at June 23, 2015 10:06 AM (GQZ54)

279 "Presumably, the Fighting Girlfriend would have singlehandedly won the war and would still be rampaging across Germany today, had an errant piece of shrapnel not knocked Mariya Oktyabrskaya down in the March of 1944 while she was once again fixing the tank in the middle of a battle. She succumbed to the wound two months later, and by October she was elevated to the status of Hero of the Soviet Union. The Soviet Union was a pretty rough place; you generally don't survive the "hero-making" process."

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:06 AM (kmtse)

280 >>> Which will smash your nose in!!!!!!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 23, 2015 10:04 AM (fwARV) <<<
And put an eye out! Stop wavin' it about like it's a second pee-pee, or somethin'!!

Posted by: Your Momma at June 23, 2015 10:07 AM (sCHw2)

281
*jumps to bottom*
*jumps to top*
*jumps to bottom*
*shakes it all about*
Posted by: HR needs donuts at June 23, 2015 10:06 AM (ZKzrr)



Bunk.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2015 10:07 AM (JtwS4)

282 I had already said goodbye to Walmart over RFRA

Institutions that cave to the SJW's just validate their crazy-ass worldview.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 23, 2015 10:08 AM (O7MnT)

283 >>> Posted by: HR needs donuts at June 23, 2015 10:06 AM (ZKzrr)



Funny, that's what the Hokey-Posty is all about ......

Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at June 23, 2015 10:08 AM (sCHw2)

284 I would totally tag along on a Gettysburg trip.
Unless that was a euphemism and you're hitting on Lea.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2015 10:02 AM (JtwS4)


I'd like to go back to Gettysburg myself. Haven't been in about five years.

BTW, Bandersnatch, you remind me of Cary Grant. Her Imperial Malevolence has good choice in escorts.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 23, 2015 10:08 AM (zF6Iw)

285 Cary Grant was a hottie.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:09 AM (kmtse)

286 Does the Caeser Chavez deliver fresh veggies?

Posted by: Jean at June 23, 2015 10:09 AM (ztOda)

287 Just checked and there's a butt-ton of campgrounds in and near Gettysburg so it's a pretty accessible jaunt from the budget perspective.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2015 10:09 AM (JtwS4)

288 So the hits just keep on coming.

Arkham Knight for the PC = garbage. The worst port in my recent memory. It's frame locked at 30fps, but it's so buggy and non-optimized that even 30 fps is a distant, unreachable dream.

It's not like I have a crappy system either - i7 4710MQ and MTX 880M. It's just a piece of crap. I was all set to stay home today with the Batflu, but now it's actually more fun to go to work than play this game. Or, more precisely, try to play this game and watch it crash to the desktop every three minutes.

Dammit!

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 23, 2015 10:09 AM (PFy0L)

289 USS Gabby Giffords, USS Congressman Who Earmarks the Navy Budget ... not so much.



At least make sure it doesn't have a huge dent in the conning tower, lists left, and has to be towed everywhere by a tender.....

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 10:09 AM (oaNOm)

290 276 "presidents who served in the Navy. "


You'd still have the USS Jimmy Carter until it was sunk by a UDT team of Aqua-bunnies.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 23, 2015 10:09 AM (nqiq9)

291 a ship named after a ditz who was shot in the head.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:10 AM (kmtse)

292 37
No racism in that comment.

Posted by: Dylann Roof KKKonservative icon at June 23, 2015 10:10 AM (FB/30)

293 Don't even think about hoisting the black flag up in here.

Posted by: flounder at June 23, 2015 10:10 AM (Vf5rR)

294
BTW, Bandersnatch, you remind me of Cary Grant. Her Imperial Malevolence has good choice in escorts.

*preens*

And you, Sir Poppins, are dapper in all the ways.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2015 10:10 AM (JtwS4)

295 Political correctness is killing America. A very small percentage of loudmouth malcontents is going to cause a large percentage of our people to be hurt. It's going to be bery bery bad. I has a sad.

Posted by: Eromero at June 23, 2015 10:11 AM (go5uR)

296 Obama laments 'distorted impression' of Muslims


He and Michelle are just trolling us at this point, right?Right?

This, just a week after Michelle visited that UK school that's all Muslim and explained upon meeting all the covered up schoolgirls: "When I look at you, I see myself!"

Posted by: Lizzy at June 23, 2015 10:11 AM (k2QA3)

297 Gregory of Yardale, did you you read in the sidebar the VDH column on how close SoCal is so close to blowing away like dust in the wind?

*peers at Bandersnatch* Oh you really do want a comfy cot in Alextopia.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2015 10:11 AM (PcuwQ)

298 You'd still have the USS Jimmy Carter until it was sunk by a UDT team of Aqua-bunnies.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 23, 2015 10:09 AM (nqiq9)

That made me think of Cat Shit One. I can just see Packy and Botasky with rebreathers attaching explosives to the underside of the hull.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 10:11 AM (2Ojst)

299 I'm part black, thus I can't be racist.

*grins*

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:11 AM (kmtse)

300 Hmm, maybe because it's insane. It is doubly insane when everyone else is practicing mercantilism. Can NRO get any worse?

-----

I don't quite understand why it is insane? I quickly read his article, and unless I am missing something, I thought he was posing the question should US consumers be punished in having to pay more for consumable products? I'm open to tariffs for revenue raising purposes. But I'm not sure of their benefit as a punishment to countries who impose similar tariffs. A leverage item - sure I guess.

I'm open to being persuaded otherwise, but I don't think KW's argument is necessarily bad or wrong.

Posted by: SH at June 23, 2015 10:12 AM (gmeXX)

301 We need a Serbian wall like old Rome.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 23, 2015 10:12 AM (SXQcx)

302 The USS Gabby Giffords isn't going to see any combat, it will just be put on display by the Navy whenever the Democrats want to make a point about gun control.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 23, 2015 10:12 AM (O7MnT)

303 Starbucks used to sell "espresso brownies" - chocolate brownies with bits of chocolate covered espresso beans baked in. Haven't seen them for years. Too bad, they were good.

Posted by: @votermom at June 23, 2015 10:13 AM (cbfNE)

304 TODAY, I DECIDED TO USE 6 HOURS OF MY DAY TO FIND ASIAN WOMEN LOCKING HANDS WITH CAUCASIAN MEN. HERE ARE THE CHRONOLOGICAL TIMES THEY APPEARED.

o.O
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 09:31 AM (fWAjv)




Where da yellow wimmens at?










I denounce myself.

Posted by: naturalfake - One Super Kawaii Caucasian at June 23, 2015 10:13 AM (0cMkb)

305 LOL Gregory!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:14 AM (kmtse)

306 Gregory of Yardale, did you you read in the sidebar the VDH column on how close SoCal is so close to blowing away like dust in the wind?

I did see that article, but only for a moment, then the moment was gone.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 23, 2015 10:14 AM (O7MnT)

307 Bet everyone is a leftie:

http://goo.gl/VXM7uR

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 23, 2015 10:14 AM (iQIUe)

308 >>> Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 23, 2015 10:14 AM (O7MnT)


So Comfortably Numb.

Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at June 23, 2015 10:14 AM (sCHw2)

309 Sorry, not yellow here. Just mutt.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:14 AM (kmtse)

310 No Mary Jo?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 23, 2015 10:14 AM (SXQcx)

311 "The USS Gabby Giffords isn't going to see any combat, it will just be put on display by the Navy whenever the Democrats want to make a point about gun control."

After being towed there by the USS Mark Kelly.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2015 10:15 AM (j4Cu5)

312 I guess that we could get dumber about who we give weapons and ammo to, but I don't know how. Is there anybody driving the bus? I mean someone with a brain?

Posted by: goon at June 23, 2015 10:15 AM (gy5kE)

313 I did see that article, but only for a moment, then the moment was gone.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 23, 2015 10:14 AM (O7MnT)

Hmmm. A curiosity...

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 23, 2015 10:15 AM (nqiq9)

314 Oh, lookee! Hector's here!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2015 10:15 AM (h4vJk)

315

*peers at Bandersnatch* Oh you really do want a comfy cot in Alextopia.


*whistles idly*

Oh look, a tree rat!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2015 10:15 AM (JtwS4)

316 306 Gregory of Yardale, did you you read in the sidebar the VDH column on how close SoCal is so close to blowing away like dust in the wind?

I did see that article, but only for a moment, then the moment was gone.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 23, 2015 10:14 AM (O7MnT)

I closed my eyes, so I didn't see it at all.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 10:15 AM (2Ojst)

317 Drudge has a photo of Obama that screams "One meeelllion dollars!!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at June 23, 2015 10:16 AM (k2QA3)

318 Black, German, and Cherokee.

Thus...mutt.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:16 AM (kmtse)

319 No Mary Jo?
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 23, 2015 10:14 AM


SSN 88. Das Oldsmobile.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 23, 2015 10:16 AM (h4vJk)

320 A very temperamental mutt...but mutt nonetheless.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:17 AM (kmtse)

321 Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 23, 2015 10:14 AM (iQIUe)

It's like a "Please don't hire me" expo.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 23, 2015 10:17 AM (kff5f)

322 Sorry, not yellow here. Just mutt.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:14 AM (kmtse)




Where da mutt wimmens at?










And yet once again, I denounce myself.

Posted by: naturalfake - Actually a Mutt Hisself at June 23, 2015 10:17 AM (0cMkb)

323 318 Black, German, and Cherokee.

Thus...mutt.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:16 AM (kmtse)

How, fraulein! What up?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 23, 2015 10:17 AM (2Ojst)

324 >>>
310
No Mary Jo?


Posted by: Boss Moss at June 23, 2015 10:14 AM (SXQcx) <<<
This will be a underwater target-drone, especially made for the Teddy Kennedy class, which will all be named after old American automobiles.

Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at June 23, 2015 10:18 AM (sCHw2)

325 I'm not a mutt. I'm a full-blood 'Merikan.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 23, 2015 10:18 AM (kff5f)

326 If the CBF comes down, teh Stars n Stripes is next ... and maybe that is as it should be.

Posted by: Jeb! at June 23, 2015 10:18 AM (hKyl0)

327 Well duh, of COURSE I'm 'Merican

But I have to admit that I have wondered what it would be like to scalp a mofo.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:19 AM (kmtse)

328 Well now you gone and done it, you know how the Empress feels about tree rats. For one brief shining moment you did have a comfy cot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2015 10:20 AM (PcuwQ)

329 especially since I heard stories of my great-grandmother scalping someone...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:20 AM (kmtse)

330 ISIS beheads captives by wrapping their necks in det cord.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 10:20 AM (fWAjv)

331 330 ISIS beheads captives by wrapping their necks in det cord.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 10:20 AM (fWAjv)

Pffft. JV move.

Posted by: King Barry at June 23, 2015 10:21 AM (2Ojst)

332 I'd like to go back to Gettysburg myself. Haven't been in about five years.


I would absolutely be in on a Horde trip to Gettysburg. I can't remember the last time I was there.


BTW, Bandersnatch, you remind me of Cary Grant. Her Imperial Malevolence has good choice in escorts.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 23, 2015 10:08 AM (zF6Iw)


I agree most wholeheartedly with both of those propositions.

As well as noting that you, sir, are most dapper indeed.

Posted by: alexthechick - Banderette at June 23, 2015 10:21 AM (mf5HN)

333 RWC, if I was a decade younger, I'd love nothing more than to wrap set cord around their necks...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:21 AM (kmtse)

334 >>I would absolutely be in on a Horde trip to Gettysburg. I can't remember the last time I was there.

I think that would be fun.

Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 10:22 AM (lIU4e)

335
I fly our flag 24/7 in accordance with flag protocol.

I served (and bled)under that banner.

It represents to me the America I grew up in, and whose precepts I hold to and will never desert.

No apologies and a hearty FU to those who mock it.

One day, this country will once again be that shining city on a hill-after the layer of filth deposited by the left is cleansed from it.

That cleansing WILL happen.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 23, 2015 10:22 AM (jeCnD)

336 As it stands, I will just have to suffice with a 240B.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:22 AM (kmtse)

337 310 No Mary Jo?

Thought about making a joke related to the USS Thresher, but I can't do that to those men.

http://tinyurl.com/oku7b9p

RIP.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 23, 2015 10:22 AM (nqiq9)

338 Hillary Clinton Refusing To Talk About '92 Clinton-Gore Confederate Campaign Button.

----

Still want to talk about the Confederate flag there toots.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 10:23 AM (fWAjv)

339 330 ISIS beheads captives by wrapping their necks in det cord

--

Wouldn't that blow the heads up, not just off?

Posted by: @votermom at June 23, 2015 10:23 AM (cbfNE)

340
ISIS beheads captives by wrapping their necks in det cord.
Posted by: RWC




'distorted impression'

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 23, 2015 10:24 AM (kdS6q)

341 And folks wonder why I do my utmost to talk young folks from joining the military.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:24 AM (kmtse)

342 'Jump to top of page' frightens and confuses me.

Posted by: Moron who removed all offensive symbols from his Snuggies at June 23, 2015 10:24 AM (Ui7Rt)

343 Pic at time of detonation


http://tinyurl.com/pl6kk5t

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 10:24 AM (fWAjv)

344 Indivisible.

LOL.

Posted by: Jaws at June 23, 2015 10:24 AM (Jktp1)

345 Once, a very long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, I greeted a very attractive local woman in her native language, and she answered me with perfect English.

What are the odds of that?

Posted by: Quotous Loo at June 23, 2015 10:24 AM (nXTH1)

346 That cleansing WILL happen.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 23, 2015 10:22 AM (jeCnD)

Reporting for duty, sir.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 23, 2015 10:24 AM (nqiq9)

347 Such a small dump! You feeling okay, Benny?

Posted by: Ben's Mom at June 23, 2015 10:24 AM (nd+Ju)

348 "Wouldn't that blow the heads up, not just off?"

See the link I posted earlier.

Det Cord will cut in this barbaric application.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2015 10:24 AM (j4Cu5)

349 Sekret trade, sekret healthcare, sekret gooberment. Do I trust Obama do best for Merica? Absolutely fucking not. It would be the first thing in 6.5 years if he did.

I'm still incredulous he was reelected. Any country can make a mistake but deliberately do it again?

By the way free trade is never free trade for us. Obama wouldn't be the first to cut a bad deal. I just think Obama wants to drive the last nail all the way in.

Good morning all.

Posted by: just saying at June 23, 2015 10:25 AM (wkuqO)

350 343
ISIS is demonic

Posted by: @votermom at June 23, 2015 10:25 AM (cbfNE)

351 Such a small dump!

Barely 4 Courics.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 23, 2015 10:25 AM (O7MnT)

352 The top of the page is where they write about the London Boys.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 23, 2015 10:25 AM (SXQcx)

353 Det cord is teh awesome.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:25 AM (kmtse)

354 "I just think Obama wants to drive the last nail all the way in."

With the full support of the GOP.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 23, 2015 10:26 AM (YFw5T)

355 "I just think Obama wants to drive the last nail all the way in."

With the full support of the GOP.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 23, 2015 10:26 AM (YFw5T)

356 Hillary Clinton Refusing To Talk About '92 Clinton-Gore Confederate Campaign Button.

Media begs forgiveness, asks for autographed kneepads.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 23, 2015 10:26 AM (zF6Iw)

357 Wouldn't that blow the heads up, not just off?

Posted by: @votermom at June 23, 2015 10:23 AM (cbfNE)

Nope. People use det cord to cut trees down as well. Apparently a pretty clean cut.




333 RWC, if I was a decade younger, I'd love nothing more than to wrap set cord around their necks...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:21 AM (kmtse)

Perhaps too quick and humane for them.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 10:26 AM (fWAjv)

358 Women's Sports Are Great and Worth Watching and I Love Them

BY: Sonny Bunch


Sonny Bunch cracks me up every time.

He did miss one sport that is fun to watch while sipping a cocktail on the beach, however -- Women's Volleyball.

freebeacon.com

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 23, 2015 10:26 AM (qCMvj)

359 Still shaking my head in disbelief and revulsion over VagISIL giving away as prizes sex slaves in a Q'uran game.

Every follower and minion of VagISIL needs to be expunged from the human gene pool in the most expeditious manner as possible.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2015 10:27 AM (PcuwQ)

360 Oh...FFS

Zippy has updated to show the death of a second group.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2015 10:27 AM (j4Cu5)

361 The Gettysburg reenactment is coming soon, I sure hope the remove the bars and stars from the field. We don't want to offend anyone or cause rioting in Gettysburg. /sac

Posted by: Colin at June 23, 2015 10:27 AM (VVrB8)

362

Oh, and Sonny "Sunny" Bunch(kins) links to Ace again.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 23, 2015 10:27 AM (qCMvj)

363 Sonny Bunch cracks me up every time.


Yep, I like her.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 23, 2015 10:28 AM (7ObY1)

364 As the descendant of someone who may have or could have been raped and murdered by sea thieves, I demand that the Ace of Spades HQ remove the hated skull and swords from its masthead.
Such symbols are an endorsement of ritual rape and or pillaging, and have no place in polite society.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 23, 2015 10:28 AM (t06LC)

365 RWC,

How about Claymores?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:28 AM (kmtse)

366 Ban a flag because of racism, hatred and killing?

sure.

Better ban that asshole Che on those tee shirts too.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2015 10:28 AM (Z9g7j)

367 Women's tennis is fun to watch as long as neither of the tranny sisters are playing.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 23, 2015 10:28 AM (SXQcx)

368 irongrampa: ...represents to me the America I grew up in, and whose precepts I hold to and will never desert.

Yes.

...That cleansing WILL happen.

I'd still like to believe so... gonna need a BIG brillo pad, though.

Posted by: mindful webworker -in the heart of the nation at June 23, 2015 10:29 AM (I9SqL)

369 Tennis, Golf, and Soccer are boring as fuck.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:29 AM (kmtse)

370 I would love for there to be a law making it illegal
to name Navy ships after people; with maybe an exception for presidents
who served in the Navy.




Posted by: Dylan Roof's Cellmate at June 23, 2015 10:06 AM (O7MnT)


We object to your objection.

Posted by: John Paul Jones, David Farragut, et al at June 23, 2015 10:29 AM (8hctH)

371 My dad served on the USS John Paul Jones.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:30 AM (kmtse)

372 This is kind of disturbing.
http://is.gd/x10pe7

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 23, 2015 10:31 AM (ZKzrr)

373 Just checked in for my flight to Philly. Seems I've been designated low risk and qualify for TSA Precheck. No taking shoes off or dismantling my luggage in security.


Also upgraded myself to first class because why the fuck not.

Posted by: DangerGirl at June 23, 2015 10:31 AM (VfCmK)

374 Remember when the first Polaris SSBNs were named for people like George Washington. Ah simpler times but already sliding towards the mess we have today.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2015 10:31 AM (PcuwQ)

375 Once, a very long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, I greeted a very attractive local woman in her native language, and she answered me with perfect English.

What are the odds of that?

Posted by: Quotous Loo

Pretty good, actually.

Posted by: See Threepio, human-cyborg relations at June 23, 2015 10:31 AM (VAsIq)

376 My dad served on the USS John Paul Jones.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:30 AM (kmtse)


Vic served with John Paul Jones.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 23, 2015 10:31 AM (fwARV)

377 367 Women's tennis is fun to watch as long as neither of the tranny sisters are playing.


Maria. Sharipova.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 23, 2015 10:31 AM (7ObY1)

378 And yet, our current President insists that I do not understand the true nature of these Koranimals.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2015 10:31 AM (j4Cu5)

379 The top of the page is where they write about the London Boys.


Posted by: Boss Moss

But the bottom is where the London Boys action is at.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 23, 2015 10:32 AM (VAsIq)

380 Loved John Paul Jones's work in Led Zeppelin.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 23, 2015 10:32 AM (7ObY1)

381 George Washington was a racist. His image on the $1 bill is an insult to all people of color.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 23, 2015 10:32 AM (YFw5T)

382 Well now you gone and done it, you know how the Empress feels about tree rats. For one brief shining moment you did have a comfy cot.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2015 10:20 AM (PcuwQ)



Oh I do believe that Bander's cot status is assured.

Posted by: alexthechick - Banderette at June 23, 2015 10:32 AM (mf5HN)

383 >>Vic served with John Paul Jones.

I don't remember seeing him.

Posted by: Brian Williams at June 23, 2015 10:33 AM (O7MnT)

384 360 Oh...FFS

Zippy has updated to show the death of a second group.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 23, 2015 10:27 AM (j4Cu5)

Oh shit. Fucking savages.



365 RWC,

How about Claymores?
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:28 AM (kmtse)

Beehive rounds

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 10:33 AM (fWAjv)

385 My dad served on the USS John Paul Jones.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:30 AM (kmtse)


I almost had orders to the USS John S. McCain (DDG-56). Turned them down, I'm one of the nutjobs that didn't want to be homeported at Pearl.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 23, 2015 10:33 AM (8hctH)

386 The Left would rather bitch about the slavery that ended 150 years ago than do something about the slavery that exists today.

Git off your high horse!


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 23, 2015 10:33 AM (baR5c)

387 376,

Damn you for making spit my orange juice all over the place.


I love you Vic!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:33 AM (kmtse)

388 Every follower and minion of VagISIL needs to be expunged from the human gene pool in the most expeditious manner as possible.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2015 10:27 AM (PcuwQ)

------

Yes X 1000

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 23, 2015 10:35 AM (A98Xu)

389 @219
I see white power types on conservative websites everyday.

Posted by: Dylann Roof KKKonservative icon at June 23, 2015 10:35 AM (FB/30)

390 Hector, how do you see anything with your pointy head butted up against the turds up your ass?

Posted by: maddogg at June 23, 2015 10:36 AM (xWW96)

391 Oh I do believe that Bander's cot status is assured.

But not if its comfy or located on a wind swept parapet. Got it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2015 10:36 AM (PcuwQ)

392 @389 Yes, those people are known as liberal trolls.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 23, 2015 10:36 AM (8hctH)

393 >>I see white power types on conservative websites everyday.

Also, unicorns.

Posted by: Dylann Roof Left Wing Hero at June 23, 2015 10:36 AM (O7MnT)

394 Tennis, Golf, and Soccer are boring as fuck.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:29 AM (kmtse)


I watched golf on fathers day with my dad. IT is so boring. That golf course was ugly, too! My god. It's the worst one I've ever seen.

I do actually enjoy the womens volleyball. At least it moves!

Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 10:36 AM (lIU4e)

395 Bwah ha ha. Just used the jump-to-bottom-of-page link for the first time. #twoweeks finally arrives.... Ctrll-End still works better... but I can see it might be useful on the cell...

But then, my cell decided to die last night...

Posted by: mindful webworker - mad with power at June 23, 2015 10:36 AM (I9SqL)

396 Yeah, I'm white alright.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:37 AM (kmtse)

397 Why can't people be tolerant to southerners who want to display their flag?

Posted by: Avi at June 23, 2015 10:37 AM (Gx3Fe)

398 Today's word o' the day:

Blunderbuss.



When the M5 inexplicably takes a wrong turn.

Posted by: despair at June 23, 2015 10:37 AM (J6suc)

399 I like women's beach volleyball played in string bikinis.

Posted by: maddogg at June 23, 2015 10:37 AM (xWW96)

400 I watch Football (American).

Sometimes baseball and basketball.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:38 AM (kmtse)

401 Unilateral free trade is actually not antithetical to conservative values.

If China wants to subsidize their products so that we can buy more of them....so what?

One of the ideas of a market economy is that capital follows the most efficient path. If we can't make products as inexpensively as China, why should we waste our money on trying? Let's use that capital for stuff we are good at.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2015 10:39 AM (Zu3d9)

402 Soccer is obviously the best spectator sport.

Posted by: someone who desperately wants to be liked by Europeans at June 23, 2015 10:39 AM (VAsIq)

403 >>I watch Football (American).

I live in SEC country. Football is mandatory.

Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 10:39 AM (lIU4e)

404 399 I like women's beach volleyball played in string bikinis.

Posted by: maddogg at June 23, 2015 10:37 AM (xWW96)

I fap to the volleyball scene in 'Top Gun.'

Posted by: Dylann Roof KKKonservative ikon at June 23, 2015 10:39 AM (fWAjv)

405 Sonny Bunch cracks me up every time.


Yep, I like her.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 23, 2015 10:28 AM (7ObY1)


Sonny Bunch is a guy, at least he is when he's a guest on RedEye. I think you're think the other Sonnie, from Breitbart, Sonnie Johnson. She's been on RedEye too, of course.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 23, 2015 10:39 AM (qCMvj)

406 I have to admit, I don't watch women's sports.

because....boring.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:39 AM (kmtse)

407 Woman's beach volleyball - https://youtu.be/fM6lxmFGvB8

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2015 10:40 AM (PcuwQ)

408 Yikes. Which town?
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 23, 2015 09:35 AM (nqiq9)

The Peoples' Republic of Toledo or soon to be Detroit South.

Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at June 23, 2015 10:40 AM (nRvEn)

409 LOL Lea.

Texas here.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:40 AM (kmtse)

410 Tennis, Golf, and Soccer are boring as fuck.

Basketball and football put me to sleep. Soccer (at a high level) I can watch.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 23, 2015 10:40 AM (C278+)

411 RIP Dick Van Patten

Posted by: Dylann Roof KKKonservative ikon at June 23, 2015 10:41 AM (fWAjv)

412 Oh thanks you guys for getting me off to an uproarious start this fine west coast morning. Best dump thread in a while!

Posted by: JohnnyBoy at June 23, 2015 10:41 AM (TPjwz)

413 Dammit. Off nutball sock.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 10:41 AM (fWAjv)

414 Texas here.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:40 AM (kmtse)


One of those, then

I live in Arkansas so I grew up rooting against Texas, until we happily defected to the SEC. Then the Aggies followed us there...

Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 10:41 AM (lIU4e)

415 @389 Be careful with that fratricide, bro.......we're sock-puppets like you.

Posted by: La Raza, Black Panthers, and CAIR at June 23, 2015 10:41 AM (sCHw2)

416 But I live and breathe my Oakland Raiders.

Which over the past decade, has been an effort in futility.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:41 AM (kmtse)

417 #1 - who added the jump to top of page link? You are awesome!!!!

#2 - Slavery existed under the US flag for much longer than under the Confederate one.

(just trolling on that one)

#3 - They are going full SJW on the Confederate Flag thing in SC. Petitions going around to get this or that person to public swear fealty to the SJW code.

#4 - SC needs to vote to move it now or else it will be the only thing that a Republican Presidential candidate is asked about from now until election day.

Posted by: blaster at June 23, 2015 10:41 AM (2Ocf1)

418 >>Basketball and football put me to sleep. Soccer (at a high level) I can watch.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 23, 2015 10:40 AM (C278+)

Ok, question. I tried to watch soccer when we were in the world cup. 100 minutes in and the score was 0/0. WTF is up with that?

Also, I think you're doing football wrong.

Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 10:43 AM (lIU4e)

419 If China wants to subsidize their products so that we can buy more of them....so what?


Standard Oil did that to drive other companies out of business and then I'll let you guess what they did next.

Eventually they got broken up by the government. I doubt we will bust anything in china.

Posted by: just saying at June 23, 2015 10:43 AM (wkuqO)

420 Soccer (at a high level) I can watch.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 23, 2015 10:40 AM (C278+)

I was at a bar last week with some women's soccer on TV. There were lots of nice things to look at, but why were they running around chasing some stupid ball?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2015 10:43 AM (Zu3d9)

421 @386
As if conservatives really care about black welfare dependency. If you did, the Republicans would try to do something about it. You don't, conservatives need something to bitch about.

Republicans control a majority of states and are doing nothing about welfare. Its due to the fact many low income whites get government welfare and they vote Republican.

Get off your high horse.

Posted by: Dylann Roof KKKonservative icon at June 23, 2015 10:43 AM (FB/30)

422 Posted by: just saying at June 23, 2015 10:43 AM (wkuqO)

Yes...what did they do?

They decreased the price of heating oil and kerosene.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2015 10:44 AM (Zu3d9)

423 Did y'all know it wasn't until 1962 that SC started flying the confederate flag over their state capitol? It was during forced federal desegregation. It was their state legislator's act of defiance towards and belief in their states' rights to segregate. THAT is the so-called "symbolism" this flag flying there 50+ years later represents.

Posted by: halodoc at June 23, 2015 10:44 AM (Fzbp3)

424 All the American citizens who did the right thing- worked hard, kept their noses clean, got an education for a good paying job-

fuck you!

We'll just import cheapass third world workers and fire you- GFY!
===

And in your last week, you get to train your replacement.

Posted by: despair at June 23, 2015 10:44 AM (J6suc)

425 Awesome!

I can feel the nation coming together after this moving and healing eulogy!


President Barack Obama, First Lady Michelle Obama and Vice President Joe Biden will travel to the funeral services of Rev. Clementa Pinckney, the pastor shot and killed in the Charleston, South Carolina church shooting with eight other members of his congregation.
Obama is to deliver the eulogy for the service, according to the White House press office. More details are expected in the coming days.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 10:45 AM (fWAjv)

426 Tennis, Golf, and Soccer are boring as fuck.

Basketball and football put me to sleep. Soccer (at a high level) I can watch.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 23, 2015 10:40 AM (C278+)


I can watch anything but curling. I can't stand the primal screams. And, boring.

Recently watched Barcelona play in Spain. Was amazing live. Just a few feet away from Messi, Neymar, Suarez... Was awesome. I want to go back.

Thank goodness for beIN Sports. Watching the COPA America atm.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 23, 2015 10:46 AM (qCMvj)

427 We'll just import cheapass third world workers and fire you- GFY!
===
And in your last week, you get to train your replacement.


Watch as we distract with the SCOTUS gay marriage ruling so you fail to pay attention to this.

Posted by: The MFM at June 23, 2015 10:46 AM (O7MnT)

428 Hector, go back to servicing stray dogs. No room here for drooling imbeciles.

Posted by: maddogg at June 23, 2015 10:46 AM (xWW96)

429 They decreased the price of heating oil and kerosene.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2015 10:44 AM (Zu3d9)

Then they raised the price. Businesses are amoral, it is good they are selfish and make money but they would sell technology to an enemy if they could make a bux.

Posted by: just saying at June 23, 2015 10:46 AM (wkuqO)

430 Ok, question. I tried to watch soccer when we were in the world cup. 100 minutes in and the score was 0/0. WTF is up with that?

Also, I think you're doing football wrong.

Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 10:43 AM (lIU4e)

Soccer is to football is like chess is to checkers. Football just bores me. I can sit through a whole game.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 23, 2015 10:46 AM (C278+)

431 >>>>Sonny Bunch is a guy, at least he is when he's a guest on RedEye.

thats when she identifies as such

Posted by: Bigby's Punch Bug Blue at June 23, 2015 10:47 AM (3ZtZW)

432 RWC,

Fuck them.

They don't give a good goddamn about the victims.

It's all about THEM!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:47 AM (kmtse)

433 Posted by: Dylann Roof KKKonservative icon at June 23, 2015 10:43 AM (FB/30)

He could very well be talking about sex slaves, of which a bill was written, had bi-partisan, but was stonewalled by Democrats once Planned Parenthood realized how much government cheese they were getting cut out of.

Posted by: Nutsy the Buzzard at June 23, 2015 10:47 AM (78OXS)

434 Both parties are anti Black. Democrats want Blacks to be welfare slaves and thus be forced to vote for then. The conservative wing of Republicans would either bring back segregation or send them to Africa.

Blacks have no friends in politics.

Posted by: Dylann Roof KKKonservative icon at June 23, 2015 10:47 AM (FB/30)

435

At least the Raisins were SET FREE by the Supreme Court.

Freedom Raisins!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 23, 2015 10:47 AM (qCMvj)

436 I murder dozens of those black-skinned pre-vote voter-slaves during my Planned Parenthood volunteer-work, which helps me accumulate 20 points towards the coveted Margaret Sanger DemoKKKrat of the Month!

Ask me how to dedicate a decap of one of those little mongrels to the elevation of our Holy Queen Shrillary, TODAY!!

Posted by: Dylann Roof KKKonservative Troll #1628 at June 23, 2015 10:47 AM (sCHw2)

437 All the money we throw at them and they are still incompetent. The UNHRW issued these scathing reports against Israel, I try to download and read them but all their docs are in Word only. I try opening in WP but no dice. I try opening in Google docs which works some what but it keeps hanging.

Hasnt anyone at the UN heard of PDF files?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 23, 2015 10:48 AM (iQIUe)

438 Thank goodness for beIN Sports. Watching the COPA America atm.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 23, 2015 10:46 AM (qCMvj)

I've been watching COPA also. Some very good games.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 23, 2015 10:48 AM (C278+)

439 I used to surf as a young'un, so I'll watch that.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:48 AM (kmtse)

440 I just love playing with the jump buttons...
I don't know why...
I just do.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2015 10:48 AM (Z9g7j)

441 Obama Hosts Ramadan Iftar Dinner At White House, Laments People Associating Violence With (Gasp!) Islam



Yeah, totally distorted.

Weasel Zippers

But a Flag caused 9 deaths?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2015 10:48 AM (wq4B0)

442 So interesting observation.

This last weekend, I went to help my dad out with a big project around his house (pulling down some old trim and putting up new) for Father's Day.

On I-20 between Fort Worth and Abilene, we passed lots of places flying Texas flags. The reason this is interesting is that just a few months ago, those places were all flying United States flags.

Between that and Gov. Abbott signing a bill which authorizes Texas to repatriate gold and silver bullion, it makes one go "hmmmm..."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 23, 2015 10:48 AM (kff5f)

443 My dad served on the USS John Paul Jones.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:30 AM (kmtse)

Vic served under John Paul Jones.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 23, 2015 10:49 AM (zF6Iw)

444 I used to surf as a young'un, so I'll watch that.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:48 AM (kmtse)


I've surfed and turfed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 23, 2015 10:49 AM (wq4B0)

445 Spider time
http://cheezburger.com/6473884672
http://cheezburger.com/3891752704

Posted by: DaveA at June 23, 2015 10:49 AM (DL2i+)

446 Follow-up as if anyone noticed. Found the ol' gray cat sunning on a tree stump east of the house. Never saw Spark there before. He doesn't seem anxious for breakfast. I'm thinking he's fattened up on field mice.

Saves on our Friskies budget!

Posted by: mindful webworker - cat man do what cat man do at June 23, 2015 10:49 AM (I9SqL)

447 @423
I laugh at how conservatives claim they have no relation to the Dixiecrats, yet they defend their symbols.

Posted by: Dylann Roof KKKonservative icon at June 23, 2015 10:50 AM (FB/30)

448 Posted by: just saying at June 23, 2015 10:46 AM (wkuqO)

And then what happened?

Monopolies attract competition. That's axiomatic.

Only government-protected monopolies can survive.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 23, 2015 10:51 AM (Zu3d9)

449 President Barack Obama, First Lady Michelle Obama and Vice President Joe Biden will travel to the funeral services of Rev. Clementa Pinckney, the pastor shot and killed in the Charleston, South Carolina church shooting with eight other members of his congregation. Obama is to deliver the eulogy for the service, according to the White House press office. More details are expected in the coming days.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 23, 2015 10:45 AM (fWAjv)


That church would earn my undying gratitude if they told Obama to fuck off.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 23, 2015 10:52 AM (zF6Iw)

450 The U.S.S. Cesar Chavez refuses to serve grapes in the mess.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 23, 2015 10:53 AM (PtTYB)

451 The U.S.S. Cesar Chavez refuses to serve grapes in the mess.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 23, 2015 10:54 AM (PtTYB)

452 I wish conservatives would shut up about Margerate Sanger. Her views on race are no different than most conservatives.

Posted by: Dylann Roof KKKonservative icon at June 23, 2015 10:55 AM (FB/30)

453 I used to surf as a young'un, so I'll watch that.



Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 23, 2015 10:48 AM (kmtse)




One of the few things I miss about living on the Leftist Coast is surfing. Probably the best physical shape I've ever been in was when I was surfing daily.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 23, 2015 10:55 AM (8hctH)

454 Am I the only one with formatting trouble?

Posted by: just saying at June 23, 2015 10:55 AM (wkuqO)

455 Iz da blog broke?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2015 10:56 AM (JtwS4)

456 So we can access previous threads using your "History" tabs but the home page is inaccessible (DOS attack?) and Hector is running riot in the comments. So, just an ordinary day at the HQ.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 23, 2015 11:01 AM (kivUY)

457 Am I the only one with formatting trouble?
Posted by: just saying



No. Blog is fugazi.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 11:02 AM (oaNOm)

458 Did the blog break again???

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2015 11:02 AM (PcuwQ)

459
Houston, we have a problem.

The main page isn't loading in either of 2 browsers. This comments section seems to be the only part of the Aceship which is functioning and it's on limited power.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2015 11:02 AM (JtwS4)

460 dos attack?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 23, 2015 11:03 AM (iQIUe)

461 Idiot light on engine came on. No one checked it out. Now the transmission has us limping along at 10 mph in a 70 mph zone.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 11:03 AM (oaNOm)

462 447
The American flag?

Posted by: wrg500 at June 23, 2015 11:07 AM (C278+)

463 This UN document is such crap.
Wont allow conversion to pdf or even to copy and paste from it.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 23, 2015 11:14 AM (iQIUe)

464 test

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 11:16 AM (wtvvX)

465 459

Houston, we have a problem.

The main page isn't loading in
either of 2 browsers. This comments section seems to be the only part of
the Aceship which is functioning and it's on limited power.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2015 11:02 AM (JtwS4)

OK, I wondered if it was just me...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 11:17 AM (wtvvX)

466 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN TOO MANY MORONS USE THE JUMP-TO-TOP-OF-PAGE LINK AT ONE TIME.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 11:18 AM (wtvvX)

467 Serious withdrawals.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 11:18 AM (oaNOm)

468
The main page isn't loading in either of 2 browsers. This comments section seems to be the only part of the Aceship which is functioning and it's on limited power.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2015 11:02 AM (JtwS4)


I knew that adding that "jump to bottom of page" button was too much technology for us.

We're just not that advance a civilization to handle it.

Posted by: jwest at June 23, 2015 11:19 AM (9ZZd+)

469 Jump button broke the blog

Posted by: Bigby's Cellphone Finger at June 23, 2015 11:20 AM (GQZ54)

470 It's ISIL. They've come for us...

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 23, 2015 11:20 AM (iQIUe)

471 The main page isn't loading in either of 2 browsers.
This comments section seems to be the only part of
the Aceship which is functioning and it's on limited
power.


Opera Mini is limping along.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 11:20 AM (oaNOm)

472 We were watching the US team on TV playing at the World Cup last week. They subbed in a new player (brunette).

My first comment was, "Boy, she sure has a big rack fir a soccer player".

My wife responded, laughing, "That's exactly what I was thinking!"

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 23, 2015 11:21 AM (wtvvX)

473 On Drudge : Biggest solar storm in decades hit global power, communications networks.......

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 11:23 AM (oaNOm)

474 So space aliens are now coming for the blog? I knew it!They want our women!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 23, 2015 11:26 AM (iQIUe)

475 1. Liberals don't give a flying fuck about Confederate flags.
2. Liberals don't give a flying fuck about Black people.
3. The KKK is still a wing of the Democratic party.
4. What Liberals do give a flying fuck about is control, and 1 and 2 above are tools Liberals use to guilt white men over things they never did so that Liberals can get the control they want.
5. The proper response to any Liberal at any time over their control ploys is "Fuck you - you turd".

Posted by: An Observation at June 23, 2015 11:26 AM (Kua8E)

476 And if you use the "Jump" links, it effs up your ability to use the ordinary Home and End keys; and effs up the commenting section. Another win for the HQ.
#twoweeks

Posted by: andycanuck at June 23, 2015 11:28 AM (kivUY)

477 476 "And if you use the "Jump" links, it effs up your ability to use the ordinary Home and End keys; and effs up the commenting section. Another win for the HQ. "
#twoweeks


Hey, nobody ever said Pixy knew anything about computers. He was the only one with duct tape and chicken wire when the site fell apart before.

Our new website with all the bells and whistles is right around the corner.

Posted by: jwest at June 23, 2015 11:32 AM (9ZZd+)

478 And if you use the "Jump" links, it effs up your ability to use the ordinary Home and End keys; and effs up the commenting section.


This is why we can't have nice things - Platinum Privilege!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 11:34 AM (oaNOm)

479 Our new website with all the bells and whistles is right around the corner.

Posted by: jwest at June 23, 2015 11:32 AM (9ZZd+)

#2weeks

Posted by: wrg500 at June 23, 2015 11:36 AM (C278+)

480 Used the Jump buttons. Home and End keys work fine. Commenting page is not effed up.

Posted by: buzzion at June 23, 2015 11:36 AM (zt+N6)

481 It's baaaaack!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 11:36 AM (oaNOm)

482
Ace and/or Cobs:

Can we ban this guy. Again. For the third time.

Posted by: Dylann Roof KKKonservative icon at June 23, 2015 10:43 AM (FB/30)

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 23, 2015 11:36 AM (fwARV)

483 BTW, I'm using a desktop and not a handheld device so I don't know if the Jump buttons that are meant for HHDs works okay for them (or not).

Posted by: andycanuck at June 23, 2015 11:36 AM (kivUY)

484 And we're back! At least on Chrome.

*scurries off to check IE*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2015 11:37 AM (JtwS4)

485 Main page fixed - Howie from the Jawa Report let me know. The server was out of memory, which might have been why we had the comment problems before.

I threw another 12GB of RAM at it and it's happier now.

Posted by: Pixy and the Hamsters at June 23, 2015 11:38 AM (2yngH)

486 AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

/runs around in DTs

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

/calms down

/passes out

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 23, 2015 11:38 AM (2l5vw)

487 It "self repaired" after I left the page and returned, buzzion, although it didn't do it when I page refreshed first. Still, it's (relatively) fine now having returned to normal. And, yes, it should be on auto-ban watch whenever it pops up even using a proxy server.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 23, 2015 11:38 AM (kivUY)

488 Huzzah Pixy!!!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2015 11:39 AM (JtwS4)

489 Yaaaaay! We're back!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 23, 2015 11:39 AM (kff5f)

490 And sure, *now* I get an alert from the server telling me there's a problem. Thanks server.

Posted by: Pixy and the Hamsters at June 23, 2015 11:39 AM (2yngH)

491 Today's word o' the day:

Blunderbuss.

Posted by: Soothsayer

----

I learned that word from King Crimson! It's in their song "The Night Watch."

Posted by: RKae at June 23, 2015 11:39 AM (9gEJr)

492 Yeah, it's okay on the homepage now too.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 23, 2015 11:39 AM (kivUY)

493 With every upgrade there is ooohhhing and aaaahhhing and then running and screaming.

Posted by: Quotous Loo at June 23, 2015 11:40 AM (CSrQA)

494 And there was much rejoicing! (Yaaaay.)

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 23, 2015 11:40 AM (kff5f)

495 returned to normal.

-
That's not good.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 23, 2015 11:40 AM (KIRrb)

496 he server was out of memory

I would have thought it was a cluster. No?

Posted by: Grump928(c) Native Texan and Alabama Alum, Twice Insufferable at June 23, 2015 11:40 AM (evdj2)

497 ... using Blue Moon (and 8.1).

Posted by: andycanuck at June 23, 2015 11:40 AM (kivUY)

498 The Pixxy Hamster is Dead.

Long live the Pixxy Hamster.

Posted by: Garrett at June 23, 2015 11:41 AM (G3txG)

499 Biggest solar storm in decades hit global power, communications networks.......

Obviously a Confederate attack.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 23, 2015 11:41 AM (W5DcG)

500 Posted by: Pixy and the Hamsters at June 23, 2015 11:38 AM (2yngH


Pixy,

Why don't you tell us how much money you would need to make this a website a technological marvel, and we'll see if we can put the cash together?

Posted by: jwest at June 23, 2015 11:41 AM (9ZZd+)

501 And sure, *now* I get an alert from the server telling me there's a problem. Thanks server.
Posted by: Pixy and the Hamsters



Thanks y'all. Seriously.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 11:41 AM (oaNOm)

502 Why don't you tell us how much money you would need to make this a website a technological marvel, and we'll see if we can put the cash together?

Posted by: jwest at June 23, 2015 11:41 AM (9ZZd+)


This.

Well, maybe not "technological marvel" but can we at least get Minx 1.0 beta?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 23, 2015 11:42 AM (kff5f)

503
And sure, *now* I get an alert from the server telling me there's a problem. Thanks server.

*looks sternly at server*

*kicks it in the junk*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2015 11:42 AM (JtwS4)

504 >>> Posted by: Dylann Roof KKKonservative icon at June 23, 2015 10:55 AM (FB/30) <<<


Thank you for carrying on God's work and supporting my organization, Planned Parenthood, in our shared goal of exterminating the Negro! I also appreciate your efforts in locking them down in your urban welfare plantations of Baltimore, Ferguson, Chicago, NYC and other DemoKKKrat-run fiefdoms......

Together, we can make the USSA safe for the white grandchildren of Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid; Forward!


Posted by: Margaret Sanger, Founder of Planned Parenthood at June 23, 2015 11:42 AM (sCHw2)

505 I threw another 12GB of RAM at it and it's happier now.

I knew it, we're on a xx386!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 23, 2015 11:43 AM (2l5vw)

506 >>I threw another 12GB of RAM at it and it's happier now.


How do you get the 12 RAMs on that tiny wheel the Hamsters use?

Posted by: Garrett at June 23, 2015 11:43 AM (G3txG)

507 Punch asian women in the nose? It would have been funny if he tried that crap with Michelle Malkin and she capped him.

Posted by: Lucy Liu at June 23, 2015 11:44 AM (xkSSa)

508 I threw another 12GB of RAM at it and it's happier now.

Didn't know a trash 80 could handle that much RAM.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 23, 2015 11:44 AM (C278+)

509 I've given her all the RAM she can take, Cap'n!

Posted by: Scotty at June 23, 2015 11:46 AM (G3txG)

510 nood.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 23, 2015 11:48 AM (oaNOm)

511 We're back? We're back!

Posted by: Lea at June 23, 2015 11:48 AM (lIU4e)

512 >>>
509
I've given her all the RAM she can take, Cap'n!

Posted by: Scotty at June 23, 2015 11:46 AM (G3txG) <<<
Yes, you HAVE!!Oh.....
Yes......Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes,yes, yes,yes, yes,yes, yes, YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!
*takes breath, wipes forehead, starts singing "The Sound of Music"*

Posted by: USS Enterprise Warp-Drives at June 23, 2015 11:49 AM (sCHw2)

513 Like the new Page Jump buttons, though.

Posted by: Garrett at June 23, 2015 11:50 AM (G3txG)

514 Your welcome! Distractions and misinformation is what the MSM is all about. This past week we distracted you from a real evil act of a deranged lunatic who killed 9 other human beings to arguing about a flag over a building most of you could not locate on a map. Next week we will serve up more pro-gay/tranny/lesbo programs with a smidgen of how great your next Fuhrer Hillary, err I mean President Clinton will be. Distractions at it's best No? Kind of like 1936 all over again eh my Liebschen?.

Posted by: Joseph Goebbels at June 23, 2015 11:52 AM (D0NZx)

515 We're currently running on a dedicated server, but I'm going to run up a copy of the site on an Amazon cloud server next weekend and give it a whirl. It should work out cheaper, and the big advantage is if Amazon goes down nothing else is going to be working either. So we can all get drunk while they sort it out.

Posted by: Pixy and the Hamsters at June 23, 2015 11:52 AM (2yngH)

516
I do not think Mr. Williamson would be so sanguine if punditry could be out-sourced to low wage furriners.

Anybody else what a good deal NAFTA was for American manufacturing?

Posted by: butch at June 23, 2015 01:24 PM (0APJ3)

517 507 Punch asian women in the nose? It would have been funny if he tried that crap with Michelle Malkin and she capped him

Unfortunately, he is in NYC. Col Colt couldn't get a carry permit there.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 23, 2015 10:34 PM (brIR5)

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