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Overnight Open Thread (6-18-2015) - Oh Come On It'll Be Fun Edition
I try to stay chipper about Rachel Dolezal and the rest of this stuff, but it's not really funny, is it? More and more levers of civilization appear to be in the hands of the clinically insane.
-- Mark Steyn
Well we are in the Crazy Times. But the good news is that they won't last. Because they can't. The bad news is something will eventually bring the Crazy Times to an end and if we're lucky it'll just be very unpleasant.
Exhibit B:
California Now Regulating How Students Have Sex
Exhibit C:
Wisconsin City Bars Use of Kangaroos as Service Animals
Exhibit D:
Exhibit E:
Lena Dunham in Lingerie Selfie
Hillbilly Banjo Band Heckles Marathon Runners
Thank you Internet!
I thought this was all a put on at first but after watching I think these might in fact be actual native hillbillies indulging in authentic hillbilly pastimes. The look on the runner with the purty mouth they abducted is priceless. And then you have dancing axe guy.
This happened about 9 miles from where my parents live and according to them the hillbilly problem has been exceptionally bad this year forcing them to spray every two weeks and set out traps regularly.
Blumenthal Email Confirms: Libya Was To Be Hillary's Crowning Accomplishment
This memo is dated August 22, 2011, immediately after the fall of Qaddafi's government. It is interesting for several reasons. First, it shows Blumenthal giving Hillary political advice. Second, it confirms that Libya was intended to be Hillary's great accomplishment as Secretary of State, for which she was to take full credit. Third, it is striking how Blumenthal's comments about Libya sound as though he was talking about Iraq.
And here's the text of the sycophantic email Blumenthal sent her:
First, brava! This is a historic moment and you will be credited for realizing it.When Qaddafi himself is finally removed, you should of course make a public statement before the cameras wherever you are, even in the driveway of your vacation house. You must establish yourself in the historical record at this moment.
The most important phrase is: "successful strategy." .
This is a very big moment historically and for you. History will tell your part in it. You are vindicated.
Man Who Shot at George Zimmerman to be Charged with Attempted Murder
A Modest Proposal for the $10 Bill
Which as nice as it is means we're only a few hops and a skip from this:
French government warns its citizens not to make sex jokes when visiting America
'It's recommended to adopt a reserved attitude toward those of the opposite sex,' the site says. 'Comments, behavior, and jokes, which might be harmless in Latin countries, can lead to criminal cases.'
They even advise citizens traveling with small children to only use the restrooms of their gender, since even minors can be accused of sexual harassment.
FIFA's Vanity Project, 'United Passions,' Is The Lowest-Grossing Film Of All-Time
Bad timing man, really bad timing. Also further evidence that they had way more ill-gotten money than they knew what to do with.
I'll be honest, I didn't know much about United Passions before today, and that seems to be a common theme. FIFA's $30 million, self-funded puff piece starring Tim Roth as Sepp Blatter, the former FIFA head who resigned in disgrace at the beginning of the month, depicts Blatter as a heroic corruption fighter and ends with "Blatter being reelected to a standing ovation as the music swells."
Talk about timing! And as if Americans needed help caring less about soccer. In any case, United Passions is now the lowest-grossing film to have opened in at least 10 theaters, having failed to break four figures ($918 ) before being pulled by its distributor, Screen Media Films. As far as Europe trying to get rid of its junk, they could've made more selling a used Vespa.
And all internet hell broke loose.
Here's the title - "Autoblow Launches World's First Crowdsourced Vaginal Beauty Pageant" - I'll let you find the link on your own.
Yahoo group. That is all.
Come on be a smartie and join the yahoo group party! For the children. Why do you hate children? Ha Ha just kidding - it's closed.
And my lo-fi Twitter spew.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Null at June 18, 2015 11:07 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: speedster1 at June 18, 2015 11:07 PM (1brdf)
Posted by: Null at June 18, 2015 11:07 PM (xjpRj)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 18, 2015 11:08 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:09 PM (mm57t)
If you really think you are a gay wolf and want to have 'bareback' sex with gay wolves, then you are objectively insane.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9244
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 18, 2015 11:09 PM (7YlUk)
If you really think you are a gay wolf and want to have 'bareback' sex with gay wolves, then you are objectively insane.
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9244
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 18, 2015 11:09 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 11:09 PM (jR7Wy)
How's it hangin'?
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 18, 2015 11:09 PM (u8vcQ)
Posted by: Jim at June 18, 2015 11:10 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:10 PM (mm57t)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:11 PM (mm57t)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 18, 2015 11:11 PM (tYjyR)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at June 18, 2015 11:11 PM (6WgUu)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 18, 2015 11:12 PM (kivUY)
Posted by: Rocket Train at June 18, 2015 11:12 PM (MDgS8)
Should Obama take credit for this?
Posted by: Null at June 18, 2015 11:12 PM (xjpRj)
http://tinyurl.com/oqpddbe
-Posted by: Null at June 18, 2015 11:07 PM (xjpRj)
*HAH!*
-First I'd crap myself.
-Then I'd let someone else drive!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 18, 2015 11:12 PM (OQ9R7)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:13 PM (mm57t)
I like money.
Posted by: otho at June 18, 2015 11:13 PM (d8udV)
Posted by: exdem13 at June 18, 2015 11:14 PM (ry4ab)
Not at work, Crank?
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 18, 2015 11:14 PM (u8vcQ)
And here's the text of the sycophantic email Blumenthal sent her
Which brings to mind the best line from the live-action 101 Dalmations movie with Glenn Close chewing more scenery than the dogs.
Cruella De Vil: What kind of sycophant are you?
Frederick: Uh, what kind of sycophant would you like me to be?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2015 11:14 PM (+OXwX)
Posted by: Sayyid at June 18, 2015 11:15 PM (7QDkc)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 18, 2015 11:15 PM (2jnZk)
Posted by: exdem13 at June 18, 2015 11:15 PM (ry4ab)
Sure.
"Leftist Shart Syndrome" shall proceed all disease names. Thanks, WHOOOOOOO!~
A Modest Proposal for the $10 Bill
/HectorElizandoCamachosAllOverMeetysJoke
Yeah, but does it have electrolites?
/HectorElizondoCamachosAllOverMeetysJoke
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2015 11:15 PM (uctT+)
Nope. Not gonna do it: https://youtu.be/qbw4nsNpqzA
It's for the kids!
Posted by: pookysgirl walks like a pirate at June 18, 2015 11:15 PM (IJeUX)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:15 PM (mm57t)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2015 11:15 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 18, 2015 11:16 PM (XAFOu)
How do you train a kangaroo to do anything?
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They can box really good, at least according to Disney movies.
Posted by: exdem13 at June 18, 2015 11:16 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at June 18, 2015 11:16 PM (6WgUu)
Posted by: exdem13 at June 18, 2015 11:14 PM (ry4ab)
I was about to click on it, thinking that it might be a shaved orangutan in a bikini... but decided not to chance it.
Posted by: King Louie's Hat at June 18, 2015 11:16 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: exdem13 at June 18, 2015 11:14 PM (ry4ab)
I was about to click on it, thinking that it might be a shaved orangutan in a bikini... but decided not to chance it.
Posted by: King Louie's Hat at June 18, 2015 11:16 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: exdem13 at June 18, 2015 11:14 PM (ry4ab)
Wise move. The woman is a pig.
That's unkind. To pigs.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 18, 2015 11:16 PM (oKE6c)
But since I didn't complain about the logic puzzle I don't feel a sense of shared guilt enough to click it.
But yeah, we are so culturally circling the drain. Ah well, I'm old enough I'll miss much of the extreme boning that follows, though sadly I'll miss the shocked faces of all the pwecious little indoctrinated yutes who discover they are on the receiving end of such boning despite thinking they will be the ones in charge and doing to others once they have enough power.
Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at June 18, 2015 11:16 PM (Lqb+9)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 18, 2015 11:17 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2015 11:17 PM (5T+Iq)
French people can make sex jokes here.
You just have to know who you're joking to.
Which means French people can't make sex jokes here.
Posted by: Rocket Train at June 18, 2015 11:18 PM (MDgS8)
I don't know if that's real. Maybe otho can help us here. The Ozzie shootin' people I talk to say they are dumb as Hell. Make a whitetail look like an atomic scientist.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:18 PM (mm57t)
You guys are all jacking it to my selfie. You know it, I know it.
Posted by: lena dunham at June 18, 2015 11:18 PM (d8udV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 18, 2015 11:18 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: King Louie's Hat at June 18, 2015 11:16 PM (7YlUk)
I think it's probably the same one (hoping there isn't more) that I posted last week.
Overflowing Big Mac is the best verbal description I can give.
You're welcome.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 18, 2015 11:19 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:13 PM (mm57t)
Leave it to wisconsin
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 18, 2015 11:19 PM (2jnZk)
Posted by: Rocket Train at June 18, 2015 11:20 PM (MDgS8)
Screw the pea-soup eaters.
*It's okay because they're white*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:20 PM (mm57t)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:13 PM (mm57t)
Elect it to office. As a Democrat, of course. Then it doesn't need to do anything.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 18, 2015 11:20 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:13 PM (mm57t)
The left here has been putting them into office to preside over court cases in Madison County for years.
Posted by: Bete reading about the burning times at June 18, 2015 11:20 PM (Lqb+9)
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Truth is powerful, and will prevail, when none care whether it prevail or not - Coventry Patmore
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2015 11:20 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Tarak at June 18, 2015 11:21 PM (oaOUR)
Posted by: Rocket Train at June 18, 2015 11:21 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 18, 2015 11:21 PM (kivUY)
She could do a crowd scene that would make you stand and cheer!
Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2015 11:21 PM (3pRHP)
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Good for you. Enjoy them, show off that beautiful baby, ignore the suck that is the news lately - as much as you can, anyway.
Hey, MH.
Took Tucker for a nice long walk today to get away from the news. He chased a few squirrels, then barely made it home. I think I got him way overheated... we both fell asleep for a few hours in the a/c afterwards.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 18, 2015 11:21 PM (u8vcQ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:22 PM (mm57t)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 18, 2015 11:22 PM (2jnZk)
And of course the Black Plague offends Blacks.
What?
Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2015 11:22 PM (sdi6R)
And all internet hell broke loose.
Well, duh. He should have sent her here.
"Autoblow Launches World's First Crowdsourced Vaginal Beauty Pageant" - I'll let you find the link on your own.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2015 11:22 PM (kGrwF)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at June 18, 2015 11:22 PM (m9V0o)
Before that, Dad was at Rickover's Nuclear Power School, in Idaho Falls, ID. Can draw floor plans of both those houses, and remember the neighbor's names from when we lived on Royal St.
All my schooling was spread around San Diego, CA, and Buena Park & Fullerton, in Orange County.
Went into the USAF soon after graduating in '76.
And yes, I am somewhat proprietary about my lawn. Why'd ya ask?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 18, 2015 11:22 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 11:22 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 18, 2015 11:22 PM (z/Ubi)
any of y'all know anything about Jeeps? Are they reliable? How do they compare to Ford's for reliability and or quality?
Not asking for a friend; no friends.
Posted by: yankeefifth at June 18, 2015 11:23 PM (kCLGY)
Lemme get my pickup. We can load it up and......go nowhere.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:23 PM (mm57t)
Let him slipslide around in the back while we give him a wild ride, fully trussed, but no hold-downs or belts or nothin', and we grease the floor and walls?
We bust his spine, bust his head, and he arrives not only DOA, but looking like a pulled pork sammich.
Would we all be happy, then?
Or burnt at the stake?
Drawn and quartered?
Head chopped off?
Dead body coated in tar and hung in a gibbet in, say, Compton, or better yet, Ferguson?
Posted by: the littl shyning man at June 18, 2015 11:23 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: Master at June 18, 2015 11:23 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:18 PM
Boxing? Not really. Kick boxing... fuck yeah. They do this thing that looks like boxing, sort of. But, they're jostling to bring their legs into a fight with their opponent. They'll fuck your shit up with their claws. Dunno about deer, but yeah, roos are pretty dumb.
Posted by: lena dunham at June 18, 2015 11:24 PM (d8udV)
Posted by: otho at June 18, 2015 11:25 PM (d8udV)
Posted by: exdem13 at June 18, 2015 11:14 PM (ry4ab)
Hell, that's nothing. In Michigan, women a lot fatter than that wear bikinis at the beach.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2015 11:25 PM (kGrwF)
You may need to watch it there. Of course, DO NOT speak of black holes in science class.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:25 PM (mm57t)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 18, 2015 11:25 PM (2jnZk)
Pigs convert garbage into food.
That is fucking amazing.
Posted by: Rocket Train at June 18, 2015 11:21 PM (MDgS
Pigs convert garbage into bacon. Fuck Marvel Comics, THAT is what I call a super-power.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2015 11:25 PM (+OXwX)
How the hell did this woman become some kind of sex symbol? She's a vapid degenerate who falsely accused someone of rape and also she probably sexually molested her sister.
Posted by: Thrawn at June 18, 2015 11:25 PM (wZ2hu)
Happy Friday Eve, y'all. In other news, I hate this stupid nic addendum.
Although it does give me the freedom to get rip roarin drunk on a school night. So I got that going for me. Which is nice.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at June 18, 2015 11:25 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2015 11:26 PM (go5uR)
You guys are all jacking it to my selfie. You know it, I know it.
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Stuff it you fat and style-less egocentric man-hater, I have 2D princesses who are better women than you.
Posted by: exdem13 at June 18, 2015 11:26 PM (ry4ab)
Null, I couldn't find Waldo nor the cat.
Damn, that hillbilly video made me laugh. Let's see --
Maet = Kentucky = Hillbillies
Yup, the equation balances.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 18, 2015 11:26 PM (tYjyR)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 18, 2015 11:26 PM (UVfht)
Hell, that's nothing. In Michigan, women a lot fatter than that wear bikinis at the beach.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2015 11:25 PM (kGrwF)
It's a Midwestern thing. Check out MN & WI as well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 18, 2015 11:26 PM (2jnZk)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 18, 2015 11:27 PM (Z7G74)
You may need to watch it there. Of course, DO NOT speak of black holes in science class.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:25 PM (mm57t)
Better?
Posted by: The Bubonic Hat at June 18, 2015 11:27 PM (7YlUk)
Posted by: flounder at June 18, 2015 11:27 PM (dSx1I)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2015 11:27 PM (5T+Iq)
Posted by: bill-o at June 18, 2015 11:27 PM (nE/OV)
Posted by: Sayyid at June 18, 2015 11:15 PM (7QDkc)
If so, this won't go over well with a lot of black folks. When Cher, as usual, made a stupid tweet about the Dolezal situation, she was dumped on by a lot of black folks. They aren't keen on sharing their victimhood with some white woman from the 'burbs.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2015 11:28 PM (kGrwF)
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So..., Cat Scratch Fever is out?
C'mere, lemme show you this new 1911 I got...
Posted by: Ted Nugent at June 18, 2015 11:28 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: exdem13 at June 18, 2015 11:14 PM (ry4ab)
Hell, that's nothing. In Michigan, women a lot fatter than that wear bikinis at the beach.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2015 11:25 PM (kGrwF)
It's a Midwestern thing. Check out MN WI as well
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Yeah I know, any YMCA pool or public beach in the Midwest resembles a walrus colony anymore. But still, standards.
Posted by: exdem13 at June 18, 2015 11:29 PM (ry4ab)
62 Does anyone else find it a little racisty that CNN trots out AA commentators only for "black" issues?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 11:22 PM (jR7Wy)
It would be cool f one such guest asked why he was invited tonite.
Why wasn't I invited last night when the lead story was about trade legislation.
The reply would be a quiet fart.
Posted by: eman at June 18, 2015 11:29 PM (MQEz6)
Maet = Kentucky = Hillbillies
Yup, the equation balances.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 18, 2015 11:26 PM (tYjyR)
Totally 100% wrong motherfucker.
Those are Tennessee hillbillies.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 18, 2015 11:29 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:30 PM (mm57t)
https://youtu.be/g5qMaTgb4cg
Mothra cover
https://youtu.be/C4Bd3nQXz20
The original version
https://youtu.be/2S07yZjcGG8
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 11:30 PM (oBUqt)
Posted by: Brother Cavil/i]
Scrooged:
Props man: I can't get the antlers glued to this little guy. We tried Crazy Glue, but it don't work.
Frank Cross: Did you try staples?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2015 11:30 PM (uctT+)
Posted by: navypopojojo at June 18, 2015 11:30 PM (kR2HN)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 18, 2015 11:27 PM (Z7G74)
I hear there are stores that sell XL or larger to the hefty females.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 18, 2015 11:30 PM (2jnZk)
Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2015 11:31 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at June 18, 2015 11:32 PM (kGrwF)
Hey!!! My wife is from Tennessee!!!!
(Im not saying you're wrong though)
Posted by: navypopojojo at June 18, 2015 11:32 PM (kR2HN)
Although it does give me the freedom to get rip roarin drunk on a school night. So I got that going for me. Which is nice.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at June 18, 2015 11:25 PM (e+1S5)
Que?
Nic addendum?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 18, 2015 11:32 PM (XAFOu)
Posted by: hindmost at June 18, 2015 11:32 PM (6fmIF)
Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2015 11:31 PM
See? ...... Jackin' it.
Posted by: lena dunham at June 18, 2015 11:32 PM (d8udV)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:32 PM (mm57t)
https://youtu.be/tyMbJI5SrlI
And when they rebooted Mothra in the 1990s
https://youtu.be/Jmoa13TG2TY
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 11:33 PM (oBUqt)
Rick, my brother, flush out your head gear. She's a pig. On a good day. And she doesn't have any good days.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 18, 2015 11:33 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: fairweatherbill gatekeeper of pestilence at June 18, 2015 11:33 PM (2z4UX)
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I'll be a long time unseeing that....
Makes me look forward to dead brain cells
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2015 11:33 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2015 11:33 PM (5T+Iq)
96 Lena Dunham's body isn't bad.
It's her face, her mind, and her soul that are the problems.
Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2015 11:31 PM (sdi6R)
Well, if you try to find something charming about her, you work pretty hard.
Then, if she says something..
Posted by: eman at June 18, 2015 11:33 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Ktgreat at June 18, 2015 11:33 PM (Bl4dy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 11:34 PM (oBUqt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2015 11:34 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 18, 2015 11:34 PM (UVfht)
I didn't want to say anything, good taste and all.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:35 PM (mm57t)
That is the most polite way of saying you suck at golf I've ever heard
Thanks
Posted by: navypopojojo at June 18, 2015 11:35 PM (kR2HN)
Nooo, u r razist!! I smurt. I wINt 2 koLumBiA. U rAciSt!!
Posted by: mArC laMonT HiLl at June 18, 2015 11:35 PM (6AMMN)
Those are Tennessee hillbillies.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 18, 2015 11:29 PM (pAlYe)
Lol. My bad. I'm from Arkansas originally...
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 18, 2015 11:35 PM (tYjyR)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 18, 2015 11:35 PM (L+Tc2)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 18, 2015 11:35 PM (jR7Wy)
Posted by: Sayyid at June 18, 2015 11:15 PM (7QDkc)
Nah. They would have to frame this Charleston shooting as anti-Christian then.
Funny, 9 Christians slaughtered in a church and the media doesn't go for the anti Christian angle.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 18, 2015 11:35 PM (Z7G74)
Mothra's main weapon was shedding wing scales at the opponent.
I just don't see it.
Mothra was fucking huge though. Those scales were like house shingles coming at you 300 miles per hour.
That shit would hurt.
Posted by: Rocket Train at June 18, 2015 11:36 PM (MDgS8)
Brilliant.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:22 PM (mm57t)
Hey, stop talking about me like that.
Posted by: Obama, Pausing Golf Game at June 18, 2015 11:36 PM (kGrwF)
https://youtu.be/g5qMaTgb4cg
Mothra cover
https://youtu.be/C4Bd3nQXz20
The original version
https://youtu.be/2S07yZjcGG8
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 11:30 PM (oBUqt)
"Mothra" by Anvil:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OyeYn1iiX0
Posted by: The Metal Hat at June 18, 2015 11:36 PM (7YlUk)
Yes. And some Shermans. And what looked like dubbed-up Panthers.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:36 PM (mm57t)
Posted by: eman at June 18, 2015 11:37 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Darth Randall at June 18, 2015 11:37 PM (KlVdw)
Posted by: Darth Randall at June 18, 2015 11:37 PM (KlVdw)
Oh, lo we had a kangaroo as President. Fewer gaffes and more sense.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:38 PM (mm57t)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 11:38 PM (oBUqt)
125 Would it be wrong to say that Libya is in fact, Hillary!s crowning achievement?
Posted by: Darth Randall at June 18, 2015 11:37 PM (KlVdw)
It was her smoothest bm.
Posted by: eman at June 18, 2015 11:38 PM (MQEz6)
Correct. There are subtle differences. Like...one cheers for the Vols, the other for UK. And other stuff, probably.
I liked the guy in overalls with the back-titties. Also, there was a guy wearing shorts with boots dancing with an ax. So that's cool.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at June 18, 2015 11:39 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:25 PM (mm57t)
Makes no sense. It's science class.
Posted by: flounder at June 18, 2015 11:39 PM (dSx1I)
And I don't hold with "fat" as a synonym for "ugly".
That said, Lena Dunham wouldn't be my first choice unless it were just her and me on a desert island. Hopefully it won't come to that.
Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2015 11:39 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Balsam al Salsaus at June 18, 2015 11:40 PM (X7rsz)
64 Jeeps are Chryslers with all that means for reliability and parts and service.
Are you talking about new or used and do you need 4-wheel drive? Need more info
Posted by: MAx at June 18, 2015 11:40 PM (YJeFl)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2015 11:40 PM (5T+Iq)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 18, 2015 11:30 PM (2jnZk)
And those chicks are hot.
They may be bigger girls, but they don't have an ugly as fuck body.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 18, 2015 11:40 PM (Z7G74)
Posted by: Rocket Train at June 18, 2015 11:40 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:41 PM (mm57t)
Tabitha Bliss @BlissTabitha 3m
White Leftist Activist: #RachelDolezal Tried To Stop Me From Speaking At College, Said White People Can't Speak Ab... http://goo.gl/ZjyZKy
Via Insty
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2015 11:41 PM (uctT+)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 18, 2015 11:42 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: Thrawn at June 18, 2015 11:25 PM (wZ2hu)
She's only a sex symbol to dyed in the wool lefty women, and lefty men who may as well be women.
Posted by: Obama, Pausing Golf Game at June 18, 2015 11:42 PM (kGrwF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 11:42 PM (oBUqt)
Pigs convert garbage into food.
That is fucking amazing.
Posted by: Rocket Train at June 18, 2015 11:21 PM (MDgS
Not just food....bacon!!!!
Posted by: cthulhu at June 18, 2015 11:42 PM (EzgxV)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2015 11:42 PM (kGrwF)
Posted by: Darth Randall at June
Oh it's an achievement alright.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 18, 2015 11:43 PM (2jnZk)
Seriously, I'd give the whole crew a pull off'n my jug of corn squeezins.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 18, 2015 11:43 PM (tYjyR)
Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2015 11:39 PM (sdi6R)
Of course being on a desert island you'd also have plenty of time to reflect on all the poor life choices that led to being a Lena castaway.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 18, 2015 11:43 PM (pAlYe)
any of y'all know anything about Jeeps? Are they reliable? How do they compare to Ford's for reliability and or quality?
Not asking for a friend; no friends.
Posted by: yankeefifth
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Can't speak about later models too much, but in general, yes. Jeeps are known to hold value & but pretty tough.
I drove an '85 CJ7 off the lot in '84 and beat the shit out of it for the next eight years. That little 258 straight six was bulletproof (except for the plastic valve cover, which caught on fire once).
Reliable, fun trucks.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 18, 2015 11:44 PM (u8vcQ)
Posted by: Rocket Train at June 18, 2015 11:40 PM (MDgS
... the branch the latter is sitting on groaning under the weight, bending alarmingly ...
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 18, 2015 11:44 PM (oKE6c)
Yep, Mare Island. Ol' Man was on the Commissioning Crew of the U.S.S. Scamp, SSN 588.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 18, 2015 11:44 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Maetenloch
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Which mean East Tennessee, which means any one of those guys can tell you where you can buy clear whiskey in a Mason jar.
Posted by: Some guy who lives in W. NC at June 18, 2015 11:44 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Rocket Train at June 18, 2015 11:44 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: fairweatherbill gatekeeper of pestilence at June 18, 2015 11:44 PM (cygkw)
Now for something different that Samurai Hat might appreciate
https://youtu.be/66Ve0NWmW6Y
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Definitely.
Posted by: exdem13 at June 18, 2015 11:45 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:45 PM (mm57t)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 18, 2015 11:43 PM
huhuhuh uh huhuhuh huhuhuh....
Posted by: butthead at June 18, 2015 11:45 PM (d8udV)
any of y'all know anything about Jeeps? Are they reliable? How do they compare to Ford's for reliability and or quality?
Not asking for a friend; no friends.
Posted by: yankeefifth
Get thee to Edmunds.com.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2015 11:45 PM (uctT+)
just her and me on a desert island. Hopefully it won't come to that.
Of if it does, an apple floats ashore before the operative time.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 18, 2015 11:45 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 18
She would want to eat his cats. There's a pussy joke in there somewhere
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 18, 2015 11:46 PM (2jnZk)
134 Fords on the other hand are cool unless you get the Eddie Bauer-types with all-wheel-drive.
But our experiences in socal may be very different than yours
Posted by: MAx at June 18, 2015 11:47 PM (YJeFl)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:47 PM (mm57t)
That is fucking amazing.
Posted by: Rocket Train
Would you eat pig shit?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2015 11:48 PM (uctT+)
Well now...I'd say they are more likely to go and procure you some clear whisky in a fruit jar, as opposed to telling you who is making it.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 18, 2015 11:48 PM (L+Tc2)
any of y'all know anything about Jeeps? Are they reliable? How do they compare to Ford's for reliability and or quality?
Not asking for a friend; no friends.
Posted by: yankeefifth"
OT, but did you know when the Jeep was first invented it was a little company that only had 15 employees that did it? The Army loved it but didn't think they'd be able to handle the demand, so they "wink wink, nudge nudge just happened" to leave copies of the plans laying around at a demo for the big manufacturers like Willys-Overland and Ford, who then miraculously came out with their own designs.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 18, 2015 11:49 PM (Wo9OY)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 18, 2015 11:49 PM (L+Tc2)
Posted by: MAx at June 18, 2015 11:49 PM (YJeFl)
Posted by: Shoey at June 18, 2015 11:49 PM (vA94g)
Posted by: Rocket Train at June 18, 2015 11:50 PM (MDgS8)
Posted by: David at June 18, 2015 11:50 PM (5mPls)
https://youtu.be/w3FW3EMtxtU
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 11:51 PM (oBUqt)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June
Moochelle Obamas school lunch resembles it
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 18, 2015 11:51 PM (2jnZk)
Posted by: one zap only at June 18, 2015 11:52 PM (J3a6m)
No problem with Chrysler. Had several of their vehicles and always good. Kinda miss my '10 pickup. It was a goodern.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:52 PM (mm57t)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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You are, of course, correct. I was trying to keep things simple for those poor folks from other parts of the country. Let's face it, if I pulled out a Mason jar of likker (not that I could mind, you, that would be illegal ) , most here would probably refuse to take a nip.
Posted by: Some guy who lives in W. NC at June 18, 2015 11:52 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 18, 2015 11:52 PM (L+Tc2)
Posted by: Fox2! at June 18, 2015 11:52 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: Rocket Train at June 18, 2015 11:53 PM (MDgS8)
https://youtu.be/66Ve0NWmW6Y
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Definitely.
Posted by: exdem13 at June 18, 2015 11:45 PM (ry4ab)
The DDR step sequence is now haunting my mind...
Posted by: Hat Hat Revolution at June 18, 2015 11:53 PM (7YlUk)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVtHMDJcmxE
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 18, 2015 11:53 PM (tYjyR)
Posted by: MAx at June 18, 2015 11:53 PM (YJeFl)
She would want to eat his cats.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 18, 2015 11:46 PM (2jnZk)
She would be no match for my cats. It should go without saying that my loyalty would be with my cats.
Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2015 11:53 PM (sdi6R)
Damned pansy-assed Flatlanders couldn't handle it...
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 18, 2015 11:53 PM (L+Tc2)
172 the skinny MN and WI girls are kinda way hot though
Posted by: one zap only at June 18, 2015 11:52 PM (J3a6m)
Mrs. MH is a hottie
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 18, 2015 11:54 PM (2jnZk)
Speaking of bad money, did the US Treasury ever destroy the $110 billion in misprinted $100 bills?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 11:38 PM (oBUqt)
The ones that supposedly were misprinted to pay to the mob so they could be tracked where they were paid out?
I saw one, they were out of circulation for 20 years and then just sort of surfaced.
Of course they could have been put aside and then paid out for the Clinton's re-election instead, if I wanted to spin a conspiracy theory.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 18, 2015 11:54 PM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor
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and Explorers, unless you have stock in a transmission shop.
they don't call them Exploders for nothin'.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 18, 2015 11:54 PM (u8vcQ)
Posted by: Shoey at June 18, 2015 11:55 PM (vA94g)
Everyone I know who has/had one had problems with the trannie.
And shut up.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 18, 2015 11:55 PM (L+Tc2)
Posted by: Rachel Doesitall at June 18, 2015 11:55 PM (OXzvH)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 11:55 PM (oBUqt)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2015 11:55 PM (5T+Iq)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 18, 2015 11:55 PM (L+Tc2)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 18, 2015 11:49 PM (L+Tc2)
?
Im driving a 1997 with 223k on it....
Most comfortable truck I have ever owned.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at June 18, 2015 11:56 PM (foCDR)
I'm a frequent trader. But the '10 rode, drove, sounded, felt, and, performed the exact same way it did when I traded it with 75K on it as it did the day I drove it off the lot.
Not a squeak or rattle or shimmy.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:57 PM (mm57t)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2015 11:57 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: MAx at June 18, 2015 11:57 PM (YJeFl)
Seriously impressed. I have never heard of such a thing.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 18, 2015 11:57 PM (L+Tc2)
Another case where a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 18, 2015 11:59 PM (tYjyR)
First Set Photos Of Female-Led Ghostbusters
http://tinyurl.com/o7639tg
Who gonna call?
Cis-Busters!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 18, 2015 11:59 PM (kdS6q)
And shut up. "
For me, the tranny was one of the smoothest I ever had. You never knew it was even there. Now, the current Chevy, between 20-40 MPHs it throws you around like a bush crash.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:59 PM (mm57t)
I don't know if that is true.
Posted by: Balsam al Salsaus at June 19, 2015 12:00 AM (X7rsz)
*HAH!*
-First I'd crap myself.
-Then I'd let someone else drive!
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 18, 2015 11:12 PM (OQ9R7)
In space, nobody can hear you miss a shift.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2015 12:00 AM (lxWk3)
Not asking for a friend; no friends.
98 Grand Cherokee Limited w/318. Love it. Going on 278K miles.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 19, 2015 12:00 AM (GUWJP)
193 Yeah the first years tend to be good. My experience is tainted by mostly seeing ten-year old and olders.
Jeep does have a nice straight six that they've been using forever that's pretty good. Other Chryslers not so much tho I'll bet the diesels are markedly better
Posted by: MAx at June 19, 2015 12:00 AM (YJeFl)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:59 PM
huhuhuh uh huhuhuh....
Posted by: butthead at June 19, 2015 12:00 AM (d8udV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Hit up Ace's Amazon link on a regular basis, and d/l Adblock.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2015 12:01 AM (uctT+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2015 12:01 AM (oBUqt)
Posted by: Rocket Train at June 19, 2015 12:01 AM (MDgS8)
Posted by: MAx at June 19, 2015 12:01 AM (YJeFl)
I wonder if it makes a difference what factory they were made in?
Everyone I know who has had problems with them is in California.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:02 AM (L+Tc2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 19, 2015 12:02 AM (oBUqt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2015 11:55 PM (oBUqt)
Probably used to promote midnight basketball
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2015 12:02 AM (3pRHP)
I think she dons the frump to protect herself. It screams early sexual molestation to me. This therapist, like most, doesn't have a lot on the ball.
Posted by: Oschisms at June 19, 2015 12:02 AM (ZsN9X)
Posted by: Rocket Train at June 19, 2015 12:03 AM (MDgS8)
Posted by: MAx at June 19, 2015 12:04 AM (YJeFl)
-------------------
I weary of being a meme.
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at June 19, 2015 12:04 AM (F2IAQ)
here. The Ozzie shootin' people I talk to say they are dumb as Hell.
Make a whitetail look like an atomic scientist.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 18, 2015 11:18 PM (mm57t)
Kangaroos boxing is a "thing". I think it is basically instinctive behavior on their part, aided by a little training. Long before Disney.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2015 12:04 AM (lxWk3)
Posted by: Rocket Train at June 19, 2015 12:04 AM (MDgS8)
Did y'all know one of the ladies was 84 years old? And two were in their 70s?!
I have such love for the elderly, and I cannot fathom how you could just go up to some little old lady and mow her down.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:05 AM (L+Tc2)
It is strange. At low speed it's confused as Hell and has no grace. Above 50mph it's a dream.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 19, 2015 12:05 AM (mm57t)
Added bonus. They look like highly talented alien's brought 'em to Earf, jus' fo' us Earflings.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2015 12:06 AM (RzZOc)
Night of the Lupus.
Posted by: Rocket Train
Such a beautiful moment:
https://youtu.be/xulXFB3-A3c?t=3m40s
No words. Poetry.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 19, 2015 12:06 AM (kdS6q)
I dunno. But if somebody were to hand me $30k and say "go buy a new pickup" it would be a Dodge.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 19, 2015 12:06 AM (mm57t)
Posted by: House, M.D. at June 19, 2015 12:06 AM (w/7Fi)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 19, 2015 12:07 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: george costanza at June 19, 2015 12:07 AM (d8udV)
Posted by: MAx
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I've known three people that sent their Cherokee to the scrapyard because the expensive computer took a shit.
(The small boxy Cherokee).
Good trucks, but $1500 part.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 19, 2015 12:08 AM (rGSog)
Posted by: Tammy
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He is a sick little dude.
Apparently no one realized just how sick.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2015 12:08 AM (F2IAQ)
"Autoblow Launches World's First Crowdsourced Vaginal Beauty Pageant" - I'll let you find the link on your own.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 18, 2015 11:22 PM (kGrwF)
Well, sensitive lil' ol' me thought that the therapist's advice was eminently sensible. If his patient was hearing her biological clock ticking away, and despairing of landing a husband, then advice to spruce up the goods on offer makes a lot of sense.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2015 12:08 AM (lxWk3)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 19, 2015 12:08 AM (mm57t)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 18, 2015 11:55 PM (L+Tc2)
Wife had an explorer the tranny puked at about 85,000 miles
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 19, 2015 12:09 AM (2jnZk)
Posted by: Splunge at June 19, 2015 12:09 AM (qyomX)
any of y'all know anything about Jeeps? Are they reliable? How do they compare to Ford's for reliability and or quality?
Not asking for a friend; no friends.
Posted by: yankeefifth
In my experience they've been very solid and reliable. I had a 1992 Jeep Cherokee that ran well with few problems. And the guy I sold it to is still driving it. My 2005 Jeep Grand Cherokee has also been pretty much trouble-free.
The only issue was an AC leak that was corroding the transmission seals but this was fixed for free under a recall and they also included a transmission flush with it. My only complaint about my Jeep is the less than stellar gas mileage.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 19, 2015 12:09 AM (pAlYe)
any of y'all know anything about Jeeps? Are they reliable? How do they compare to Ford's for reliability and or quality?
Not asking for a friend; no friends.
Posted by: yankeefifth
I have a jeep liberty and love it. I live in Michigan and need/want 4wd, awd for winters. Most are extremely expensive. The jeep was affordable, and has held up well for the past 10 years.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2015 12:10 AM (kGrwF)
Did y'all know one of the ladies was 84 years old? And two were in their 70s?!
I have such love for the elderly, and I cannot fathom how you could just go up to some little old lady and mow her down.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:05 AM (L+Tc2)
sad, tragic and evil, but please don't give in the collective guilt nonsense. (not saying you would or are)
Posted by: Shoey at June 19, 2015 12:10 AM (vA94g)
I thought she was 86.
I had to get away from everything today because of that evil, sick coward.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 19, 2015 12:11 AM (rGSog)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/611557297161142272
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/611560431543558144
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/611580953438371841
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/611581577311703040
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/611582448141475841
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/611582763607658497
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/611583158681751552
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/611583737185210368
Posted by: kbdabear at June 19, 2015 12:11 AM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Splunge at June 19, 2015 12:11 AM (qyomX)
Posted by: Fox2! at June 19, 2015 12:13 AM (brIR5)
I'm not sure which gang of morons you've been hanging with, but it's obviously not the same crew I'm familiar with.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at June 19, 2015 12:13 AM (e+1S5)
IN FRENCH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3l4GZmh98k
Posted by: Kindltot at June 19, 2015 12:13 AM (3pRHP)
And my God, Chi, 86.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:13 AM (L+Tc2)
Posted by: Splunge at June 19, 2015 12:11 AM (qyomX)
that movie changed my life...
Posted by: Shoey at June 19, 2015 12:14 AM (vA94g)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 19, 2015 12:14 AM (95CzI)
http://tinyurl.com/o7639tg
Who gonna call?
Cis-Busters!
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 18, 2015 11:59 PM (kdS6q)
Getting rid of all those Dead White Males once and for all...
Posted by: Feminist Ghostbusters at June 19, 2015 12:14 AM (7YlUk)
And preachers.
Jesus.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:15 AM (L+Tc2)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 19, 2015 12:15 AM (mm57t)
And he sat there for an hour, listening, before he did his foul act. That does not seem human.
Posted by: Splunge at June 19, 2015 12:15 AM (qyomX)
Posted by: Rocket Train at June 19, 2015 12:15 AM (MDgS8)
If only we could trust the news media.
Posted by: Balsam al Salsaus at June 19, 2015 12:15 AM (X7rsz)
But but but what about my still pretty new party shoes from the secret store?!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 19, 2015 12:16 AM (/3sWP)
any of y'all know anything about Jeeps?
Posted by: yankeefifth
Current jeeps? Chick car.
I have a jeep liberty and love it.
Posted by: nerdygirl
QED
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 19, 2015 12:16 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 19, 2015 12:16 AM (2jnZk)
Posted by: George Tirebiter at June 19, 2015 12:16 AM (/zyrl)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
----------------------------
Years ago, I bought a '92 exploder & used it as a rolling toolbox. I got 8 months before the tranny capped out. When I went looking for a replacement, one local junkyard refused to sell me a used one because "they're all gonna be broke, man."
Luckily, I only paid $400 for the thing to begin with.
the a/c blew real cold, though!
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 19, 2015 12:16 AM (rGSog)
And preachers.
Jesus.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:15 AM (L+Tc2)
South Carolina generally bars carrying concealed weapons in churches
http://www.scstatehouse.gov/code/t23c031.php
Yet another example of a shooting in a victim disarmament zone.
Posted by: The RKBA Hat at June 19, 2015 12:16 AM (7YlUk)
And preachers.
Jesus.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:15 AM (L+Tc2)
South Carolina generally bars carrying concealed weapons in churches
http://www.scstatehouse.gov/code/t23c031.php
Yet another example of a shooting in a victim disarmament zone.
Posted by: The RKBA Hat at June 19, 2015 12:16 AM (7YlUk)
Some joker on CNN said it was because he watched Fox News.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 19, 2015 12:17 AM (W5DcG)
I will go back on topic by mentioning that I am from Rabun County, GA, where they filmed Deliverance.
Sacred honor compels me to admit that it was filmed further south than my home, but still.
Foxfire and Deliverance, that's what we're known for.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:17 AM (L+Tc2)
That punk had harmed her, he'd have had a pink mist halo on during that walk to the airplane.
Six hundred yards is child's play, and the were clearly not set up to defend against such.
The pity now is, he's protected within the system. If anyone ever deserved to be drawn, semi-quartered, then burned at the stake, it is him.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2015 12:17 AM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 19, 2015 12:17 AM (mm57t)
with over 250K, and both have had only minor, typical maintenance related issues. The V8 is a gas hog though.I've had an '05 Mountaineer (Mercury's version of the Explorer, with AWD and a V6) for 4 years, and have had no problems, other than a little bit of rust appearing around the rear wheel wells. Seems to be a common thing. Gas isn't too bad.
Posted by: House, M.D. at June 19, 2015 12:17 AM (w/7Fi)
South Carolina generally bars carrying concealed weapons in churches
I meant just rushing him or something.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:18 AM (L+Tc2)
It was with some relief that I found we hadn't been robbed when we returned on Saturday night....and eagerly awaited Tuesday's ADT appointment. Which they blew-off.
On Wednesday's rescheduled ADT appointment, the guy got there and said, "where'd you get this panel, an antique store?" and spent 40 minutes on the phone to his boss. Then I spent 5 minutes on the phone to his boss, after which I was assured that things would start at 9 am today.
Now the funny thing about this -- if you do remodeling, you're supposed to call ADT to get things patched-up afterward, which is a full-cost-to-you dealio. But there is a "Quality Service Plan" that costs $7/month.....and if I signed-on to this, they'd bring my current system up-to-snuff for $100 to initiate the service. Naturally, I signed up for this, because my internal estimate for the fix was $400-$500.
So, they showed up this morning with an entirely new panel, entirely new system, sensors galore, and two of them spent 3 hours putting all the stuff in and together. I found out that the roofers I had told to preserve the alarm wires had run 'em over; the HVAC guys I'd told to preserve the alarm wires had squished 'em, the window conversions that had saved the wires couldn't have wired sensors, and the window I'd replaced in 3 days instead of 10 because the fiancee was flying home early couldn't be wired, either.
All told (and I believe it's in the ballpark), the installers told me I got a $2,000 system rebuild for $100, and $84/year. And now, I've got a fully-effective kickass alarm system that actually works and does fire and cops. The only thing it's missing is randomly spaced laser beams criss-crossing the living room.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 19, 2015 12:18 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 19, 2015 12:17 AM (W5DcG)
I blame O'Reilly Factor, what with all his "Killing _____" projects...
Posted by: CNN at June 19, 2015 12:18 AM (7YlUk)
First Set Photos Of Female-Led Ghostbusters
Getting rid of all those Dead White Males once and for all...
Posted by: Feminist Ghostbusters
Have to say, the new Slimer looks awsome!
Oh, sorry. That's Melissa McCarthy.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 19, 2015 12:18 AM (kdS6q)
Amen.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:18 AM (L+Tc2)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:05 AM (L+Tc2)
Does that state have a death penalty?
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2015 12:20 AM (kGrwF)
Posted by: DC
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Well..., not yourself, obviously. You are quite comfortable drinking ...., uh, exotic things.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2015 12:21 AM (F2IAQ)
My 09 Escape is pretty damned nice, though.
Posted by: Null at June 19, 2015 12:21 AM (xjpRj)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 19, 2015 12:18 AM (EzgxV)
Surely someone here could help you with that.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:21 AM (L+Tc2)
You can rig up a few laser pointers for effect.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 19, 2015 12:22 AM (UVfht)
I just saw the names and ages of the victims. Most of the males were way old. Fucking wimp couldn't even handle a bunch of senior citizens without a piece.
I would trade my right arm to have been in that church. Even without a gun.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at June 19, 2015 12:23 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Ray Stantz at June 19, 2015 12:23 AM (w/7Fi)
It's sickness. Like a dog or a bear that shows aggression. Remove them from society.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 19, 2015 12:23 AM (mm57t)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2015 12:20 AM (kGrwF)
Can't remember off the top of my head, but I'd bet a lot of money on the families of the victims asking that it not be an option.
Black folks down South are generally very anti-death penalty.
Well, in my youth they were.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:23 AM (L+Tc2)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:05 AM (L+Tc2)
Does that state have a death penalty?
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2015 12:20 AM (kGrwF)
It's South Carolina, so obviously yes.
Posted by: The Electric Crown at June 19, 2015 12:23 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2015 12:21
Doughnut flavored vodka is exotic? Ok.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 19, 2015 12:24 AM (/3sWP)
Surely someone here could help you with that.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:21 AM (L+Tc2)
271 The only thing it's missing is randomly spaced laser beams criss-crossing the living room.
You can rig up a few laser pointers for effect.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 19, 2015 12:22 AM (UVfht)
What'd I tell ya?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:24 AM (L+Tc2)
And preachers.
Jesus.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:15 AM (L+Tc2)
Too bad no one was armed.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2015 12:25 AM (kGrwF)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 19, 2015 12:20 AM (kGrwF)
Can't remember off the top of my head, but I'd bet a lot of money on the families of the victims asking that it not be an option.
Black folks down South are generally very anti-death penalty.
Well, in my youth they were.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:23 AM (L+Tc2)<<<
Don't worry, he'll get his in here.
(and way worse than a tiny little needle in the arm)
Posted by: his future fellow inmates at June 19, 2015 12:25 AM (w/7Fi)
Seems like a good fit. Or your wife.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 19, 2015 12:26 AM (mm57t)
Posted by: bebe's boobs
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It's the Sprinkles that add a nuance..., a certain, je ne sais quoi
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2015 12:26 AM (F2IAQ)
Don't be sorry, Tammy.
although I must admit - I'm tearing up just thinking about it...
No, I'm not a punk, but I can't help it.
Now, I'm off to fix another drink & whip up Jean's "angry mussels" recipe from last Friday. Anybody want a shot?
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 19, 2015 12:26 AM (rGSog)
You can rig up a few laser pointers for effect.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 19, 2015 12:22 AM (UVfht)
What'd I tell ya?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:24 AM
What about the sharks?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 19, 2015 12:26 AM (/3sWP)
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at June 19, 2015 12:23 AM (e+1S5)
Me, too.
I might not have been able to stop him, and I probably would have died with the old folks, but he'd have been bleeding and scarred for life, I can promise you that.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:26 AM (L+Tc2)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 19, 2015 12:27 AM (mm57t)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 19, 2015 12:23 AM (mm57t)
Quickly.
And slowly.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:28 AM (L+Tc2)
Posted by: Baldy at June 19, 2015 12:28 AM (sEXjW)
He's not wrong, you know.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at June 19, 2015 12:28 AM (e+1S5)
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Well, now..., adding a half a peach to a jar of white stuff is a fairly common practice.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2015 12:28 AM (F2IAQ)
That Roof guy is nuts. Leave it at that and terminate the asshole without delay.
Posted by: eman at June 19, 2015 12:29 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:29 AM (L+Tc2)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 19, 2015 12:29 AM (UVfht)
Posted by:
Bruce Jenner at June 19, 2015 12:04 AM
________________
It's not easy being a meme.
Posted by: Mr. Frog...Mr. Kermit D. Frog at June 19, 2015 12:30 AM (47SOL)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2015 12:30 AM (uctT+)
And slowly."
You mean quickly remove them but then slowly, painfully exact their pentance.
All right.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 19, 2015 12:30 AM (mm57t)
Budget cuts, all sold off to a Japanese restaurant consortium.
Posted by: Blanco
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Humbug. We have a surplus in NC. Three attacks in the last week. As a backup, bears.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2015 12:30 AM (F2IAQ)
All right.
*grins*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 19, 2015 12:31 AM (mm57t)
You know the young 'uns hereabouts are cooking Everclear and peaches in a crockpot and calling it 'shine.
Or apple pie spice with the Everclear and calling it apple pie.
I weep for my heritage.
(Mind you, the peach stuff ain't half bad)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:31 AM (L+Tc2)
The only thing it's missing is randomly spaced laser beams criss-crossing the living room.
You can rig up a few laser pointers for effect.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 19, 2015 12:22 AM (UVfht)
I was actually thinking of doing that -- our "across the back fence" neighbors recently got burgled, and they've got dogs.....who weren't hungry at dinnertime the night of the burglary. So we're in the target zone. Anything that increases the perceived risk is a bonus.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 19, 2015 12:32 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 19, 2015 12:32 AM (mm57t)
Syphilis: Happy Fun Pox 1
Gonorrhea: Happy Fun Pox 2
Herpes: Happy Fun Pox 3
AIDS: Happy Fun Pox 4
Posted by: The WHO (not the band) at June 19, 2015 12:32 AM (GwjEG)
Posted by: Baldy at June 19, 2015 12:32 AM (sEXjW)
*grins*
Posted by: Ricardo
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Those who refer to beef as 'barbecue' are in no position to get lippy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2015 12:33 AM (F2IAQ)
So we understand each other then, good.
Save the Good People of South Carolina a lot of tax dollars, as well.
Win-win.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:33 AM (L+Tc2)
Bears we got. Sharks don't fare so well here. Something about the habitat not being hospitable to them.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 19, 2015 12:33 AM (UVfht)
Also known for eating transmissions like popcorn, unfortunately.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 19, 2015 12:33 AM (noWW6)
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Budget cuts, all sold off to a Japanese restaurant consortium.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
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Shark steaks are damn good eatin'.
Marinate in Italian dressing overnight. Grill. Enjoy.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 19, 2015 12:33 AM (rGSog)
Hell yes. Got a toast to go with it?
>>>I might not have been able to stop him, and I probably would have died with the old folks, but he'd have been bleeding and scarred for life, I can promise you that.
I do believe you would have won. 5'9 120#. Not exactly Georges St. Pierre. I know for sure that if I survived the first five seconds, needledick wouldn't survive the next 30.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at June 19, 2015 12:33 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 19, 2015 12:33 AM (mm57t)
Posted by: Baldy
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This why we have to identify a conservative crowd-sourcing site.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2015 12:34 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2015 12:34 AM (F2IAQ)
310 "Anything that increases the perceived risk is a bonus."
Robot sentries....?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 19, 2015 12:33 AM (mm57t)
A crater and some scattered limbs?
Posted by: eman at June 19, 2015 12:34 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 19, 2015 12:35 AM (mm57t)
Robot sentries....?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 19, 2015 12:33 AM (mm57t)
Cobras?
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 19, 2015 12:35 AM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 19, 2015 12:36 AM (mm57t)
310 "Anything that increases the perceived risk is a bonus."
Robot sentries....?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 19, 2015 12:33 AM (mm57t)
Amazon is havng a dragon sale.
Posted by: eman at June 19, 2015 12:36 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 19, 2015 12:36 AM (10ydV)
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at June 19, 2015 12:33 AM (e+1S5)
So he has an inch on me, but I've got 20 lbs on him and I can kick like a mule and bite like a crocodile.
Plus I have a decent right hook for a chick.
No, wait, is it a hook? Where you come up over the shoulder?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:36 AM (L+Tc2)
310 "Anything that increases the perceived risk is a bonus."
Robot sentries....?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 19, 2015 12:33 AM (mm57t)
Cobras?
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 19, 2015 12:35 AM (pAlYe)
There was a famous instance where a jewelry store had live tarantulas in their display window.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 19, 2015 12:37 AM (EzgxV)
Okay. Darn. When you said it "does fire", I got quite interested. Then realized... oh.
::: disappointed scowl :::
Posted by: torquewrench at June 19, 2015 12:37 AM (noWW6)
He's not wrong, you know.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at June 19, 2015 12:28 AM (e+1S5)
So, you skip straight to liquid dessert?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 19, 2015 12:37 AM (/3sWP)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2015 12:30 AM (uctT+)
There is no end of people putting Other Motors in Jeeps, and it has been going on for long time. It used to be a Thing to put Studebaker Champion sixes in Jeeps, and it was easy to do, because the Jeep transmission would bolt up nicely to the Studebaker clutch housing.
But start going too big on the engine, and then you have to start replacing the transmission, transfer case, axles, springs and brakes. And instead of a light, nimble little off-road machine, you have a massive, heavy boulevard cruiser.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2015 12:38 AM (lxWk3)
Posted by: Piercello at June 19, 2015 12:38 AM (J5J9Q)
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at June 19, 2015
And I love it when you talk all sexy and shit!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:39 AM (L+Tc2)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 19, 2015 12:39 AM (mm57t)
One can only hope.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:29 AM (L+Tc2)<<<
Being from MA, I'm glad the Joker got the death penalty for the Marathon Bombings. When he tried running with his brother Speedbump, they didn't want to be martyrs. And, sure, I know it's gonna be dragged out, but fingers crossed that POS will live every day with the fear hanging over his head, instead of a life of isolation and relative quiet in a Super Max prison.
This Charleston animal though, he needs life, in gen-pop, not knowing what's gonna be lurking around every corner, or shower room, or what large, dark hued cell mate he's gonna get to make his scrawny bitch ass existence a living Hell, until he's ultimately shanked.
Posted by: a MAron at June 19, 2015 12:39 AM (w/7Fi)
You would prefer flaming perps running around and spreading fire where you don't want it?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 19, 2015 12:39 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: Baldy at June 19, 2015 12:40 AM (sEXjW)
Laser pointers and a fog machine, then.
Hello everyone, my internet sucks.
Posted by: Piercello at June 19, 2015 12:38 AM (J5J9Q)
Never mind that -- where are you???
Posted by: cthulhu at June 19, 2015 12:40 AM (EzgxV)
Posted by: Randy Westerfeld at June 19, 2015 12:40 AM (M98k8)
But will he get life in gen-pop?
I figure they'll put him in that one in Colorado, which is a Fed, I think?
Because they will find a way to bring Federal charges, I bet.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:41 AM (L+Tc2)
Here's to a long life, and a happy one
a quick death, and an easy one
A pretty girl, and an honest one
a cold beer, and another one!
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 19, 2015 12:42 AM (rGSog)
That, officer, was when the fight started.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 19, 2015 12:42 AM (10ydV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
You're making it sound impossible.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2015 12:42 AM (uctT+)
Reinstate nuclear testing with the prisoners placed at ground zero.
Posted by: The Nukular Hat at June 19, 2015 12:42 AM (7YlUk)
Reinstate nuclear testing with the prisoners placed at ground zero.
Posted by: The Nukular Hat at June 19, 2015 12:42 AM (7YlUk)
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I do not. I did. And just after having eaten s cheese pizza.
Now I gotta figure out how to clean this carpet.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 19, 2015 12:42 AM (O3k74)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 19, 2015 12:43 AM (/3sWP)
Posted by: Baldy
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People become attached to things. I have a picture of myself as a child sitting in the same chair that I am now sitting in, which was taken, um, decades ago.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 19, 2015 12:44 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:39 AM
Marines. Mmmmmm.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 19, 2015 12:44 AM (/3sWP)
Nah. Just bourbon tonight. Although the supply is running low, gotta hit the store tomorrow.
That sweet stuff is fine, every once in a while. Problem is it's so sugary it's hard to get a decent buzz without a crushing hangover.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at June 19, 2015 12:44 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 19, 2015 12:44 AM (mm57t)
I figure they'll put him in that one in Colorado, which is a Fed, I think?
Because they will find a way to bring Federal charges, I bet.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:41 AM (L+Tc2)<<<
I'd hope not. I, mean, if only to allow a similar scenario to the one outlined above.
I mean, they didn't put an animal like Dahmer in any kind of isolation, so why should this kid be shielded?
Posted by: a MAron at June 19, 2015 12:45 AM (w/7Fi)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 19, 2015 12:46 AM (mm57t)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 19, 2015 12:46 AM (10ydV)
I am playing with the Missouri Symphony in Columbia, but staying in orchestral housing since I have already moved out of my old place in preparation for moving further south once this gig is over.
This year I am also stage managing, which means I am getting to practice my orchestral harp lifting and truck driving skills. Things are a bit hectic, even without much internet to speak of.
That, and I have at least 60 batons to finish by the end of the festival, so I am more than a little swamped.
It's fun.
Any new developments on your end?
Posted by: Piercello at June 19, 2015 12:46 AM (J5J9Q)
Posted by: weft
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Bwahahahahahah.
Not impossible, just 'involved'.
Posted by: Guy installing Oldsmobile engine where a Chevy used to live at June 19, 2015 12:46 AM (F2IAQ)
Her INTENTION was to get rid of Momar then Libya turn into Martha's Vineyard East. That's a brilliant intention and that's all Hillary can be judged on.
Posted by: JB1000 at June 19, 2015 12:46 AM (WLJbV)
First, no, ace (yes I know he's in Stage III sleep but I'm going in chronological order here and the whole day was spent happily at the range), I do *NOT* understand one nanoscopic bit that a black person might engage tribal feelings and blah blah blah have some special reaction to the insanity in SC. F**k that. F**k everything remotely close to that. If that is even a passing thought about your possible reaction to such an event, please either 1) kill yourself or 2) leave the country.
Oh, BTW, today there were two particularly funny and friendly black guys at the range blasting away. Oddly, it didn't seem they were feeling the least bit tribal about the superficial characteristics of insane killers or their victims a continent away. And apparently guns were not suddenly icky today, either.
Second, GOP "saving" O-care (DrewM post). Haven't had much time to read the comments lately. Have our traditional GOP apologists - who exhibit a lack of practical political understanding, to put it mildly - attempted any amusing rationalizations for the GOP tweaking and saving a disastrous and wildly unpopular govt. atrocity that they ceaselessly claim to want repealed?
Third, Maet, I want to know where your optimistic calculations come from. The "crazy times" as you of course understand are not limited to silly pop cultural crap like Jenner or absurdities on the margins like NAACP personalities. How exactly will the crazy times - on consequential matters - end? O-care repealed and "replaced" by actual, sensible, obviously needed deregulation and withdrawal of tax-code poison from health finance? The SCOTUS - or most federal courts - will again be even occasionally serious courts, and not just unaccountable super-legislatures for dummies? Your average NPR listener will somehow rise above the level of a dim provincial Soviet in 1970 who believes Radio Moscow on big issues?
I make no predictions. I share every last one of your preferred outcomes, I'll bet. I just don't see anything - anything - in the relevant recent past to indicate that craziness, or loathsome un-American behavior and mindsets will lose their grip on the civic culture.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2015 12:47 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: seamrog at June 19, 2015 12:49 AM (2Gu3S)
Did they, though? I thought he was kept out of gp and they got him anyway.
As long as they don't send this little puke to that place where they kept McVey et. al., he'll get what's coming to him eventually.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:49 AM (L+Tc2)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 19, 2015 12:50 AM (mm57t)
Oh, Columbia is so much nicer a town than Little Rock! I am so excited for you!
Is this a summer thing, and then on to Little Rock, or are you in Columbia permanently?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:51 AM (L+Tc2)
I laughed and cackled like Hillz at a Brazilian Wax Museum when I watched the Hillbilly Marathon Band. Thank you! xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,aging Redneck Queen supermodel, has a Hobbit foot at June 19, 2015 12:51 AM (FCPu0)
Posted by: zombie Gaddafi at June 19, 2015 12:51 AM (w/7Fi)
There are heavier women who are very attractive. Lena Dunham is not one of them.
Posted by: Gem - Go Hawks! at June 19, 2015 12:52 AM (c+gwp)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 19, 2015 12:46 AM
Hanging in there. Talked to a new headhunter, did the "tweak your résumé MY way" thing. Again. Sigh. Oh well, gotta do what I gotta do. How are you?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 19, 2015 12:52 AM (/3sWP)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2015 12:42 AM (uctT+)
Not impossible, by any means. Just that if you go with vastly more HP, torque, and engine mass than the original had, you will have to make other parts stronger, too.
You have to consider, too, what your intended use of the modified Jeep is going to be. You can put a small-block Chevy in a Jeep, but having 275 HP on tap isn't going to help you if the engine is red-lined at 65 MPH on the freeway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2015 12:52 AM (lxWk3)
Thus proving that everyone has at least some good sense.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at June 19, 2015 12:53 AM (e+1S5)
Posted by: Gem - Go Hawks! at June 19, 2015 12:53 AM (c+gwp)
I have no idea.
I just remember when they were teaching me, I was sort of thrusting my fist straight out, and they had to really work on me to get my shoulder in to it.
I was in grade school, mind you, so I may have a few details wrong!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:53 AM (L+Tc2)
<<<
Er, maybe, it's been a while, and I'm too lazy to look it up now.
>>>As long as they don't send this little puke to that place where they
kept McVey et. al., he'll get what's coming to him eventually.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:49 AM (L+Tc2)<<<
Yup. Hopefully.
Posted by: zombie Gaddafi at June 19, 2015 12:54 AM (w/7Fi)
heheheh eh heheh... she said "thrusting"... heheheh
Posted by: beavis at June 19, 2015 12:54 AM (d8udV)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:55 AM (L+Tc2)
It was nice that the Powers That Be gave us an extra hour to wander about in the throng.
Posted by: Gem at June 19, 2015 12:56 AM (c+gwp)
Rhomboid, I hear your concerns, but we're not licked yet. Paths do exist for escaping the crazy years, it is just going to take a little more time for them to become apparent. I may be able to add more on that subject once I have finished moving.
Posted by: Piercello at June 19, 2015 12:56 AM (J5J9Q)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 19, 2015 12:57 AM (mm57t)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 19, 2015 12:57 AM (10ydV)
Posted by: Gem at June 19, 2015 12:56 AM (c+gwp)
Oh, thRong. You had me worried for a moment, there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2015 12:57 AM (lxWk3)
How exciting.
Springfield isn't as pretty a place as Columbia, but it's not a bad ol' place.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:59 AM (L+Tc2)
Posted by: Guy installing Oldsmobile engine where a Chevy used to live at June 19, 2015 12:59 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 19, 2015 12:57 AM
Pre-Super Adventure Club Chef would be do happy to hear about the Salisbury steak!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 19, 2015 01:00 AM (/3sWP)
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This is because we've been bad, right Maet?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2015 11:34 PM (F2IAQ)
That's what you people get for criticizing the logic question.
Posted by: Blano at June 19, 2015 01:01 AM (heN73)
Heya, Cooth!
I am playing with the Missouri Symphony in Columbia, but staying in
orchestral housing since I have already moved out of my old place in
preparation for moving further south once this gig is over.
This year I am also stage managing, which means I am getting to
practice my orchestral harp lifting and truck driving skills. Things
are a bit hectic, even without much internet to speak of.
That, and I have at least 60 batons to finish by the end of the festival, so I am more than a little swamped.
It's fun.
Any new developments on your end?
Posted by: Piercello at June 19, 2015 12:46 AM (J5J9Q)
Tons on all fronts, but mostly incomplete and not commentworthy. The big lurch forward this week was on physical security as documented @263.
You've got a ton of stuff on your plate. It might be that I'm using my worries for you to lessen my worries for me, but that doesn't mean I don't have worries for you.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 19, 2015 01:01 AM (EzgxV)
Chances are very slim he will ever be in general population like Dahmer was, WI being a no DP state and all.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 19, 2015 01:03 AM (tYjyR)
Piercello. My snoozin' music, Maestro, if you please?
(the classic arrangement of Rhapsody in Blue, the entire piece, of course).
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 19, 2015 01:03 AM (RzZOc)
Well, there's always the chance of an "administrative error" that somehow ends up with needledick in the same room as a bunch of Black Guerrilla Family dudes. And oddly enough, all the guards were looking somewhere else. I mean, these things do happen.
Posted by: DC in River City, temporary bachelor at June 19, 2015 01:06 AM (e+1S5)
Piercello, I admire your perseverance - your craft is a damn tough way to make a living. And it ennobles our lives with its product.
I am mostly an unfeeling, calculating machine-like thing when it comes to important matters, and by nature am positive and optimistic. But the machine is not seeing/has not seen anything to explain even the degradation to date, if there were a populace that resembled that which I think I grew up in.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2015 01:06 AM (QDnY+)
http://bit.ly/1MQU4Qw
Posted by: The Hat that isn't the thing that is rotten at June 19, 2015 01:08 AM (7YlUk)
http://bit.ly/1MQU4Qw
Posted by: The Hat that isn't the thing that is rotten at June 19, 2015 01:08 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: JD at June 19, 2015 01:08 AM (TzeLs)
God rest their sweet souls... imagine the shit they endured in their younger lives, only to be killed by a stormfront motherfucker.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 01:09 AM (L+Tc2)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 19, 2015 01:00 AM (/3sWP)
lol Who?
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 19, 2015 01:10 AM (10ydV)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U40xBSz6Dc
This one has to date back to the 1920's or so.
Tammy, we'd be glad to have you both! The symphony has a new director these last two years, and both orchestral quality and audience interest are on the rise as a result. Plus you'd have the added entertainment of seeing a Moron ally in the cello section...
http://www.springfieldmosymphony.org/
Cthulhu, I don't mind being worried over, especially if doing so serves as a welcome distraction from worries of your own.
I expect I'll make out fine, even though I have no idea where I will be living in three weeks, other than a general metropolitan area. Danger and opportunity, and all that.
The next few months are quite unlikely to be dull...
Posted by: Piercello at June 19, 2015 01:13 AM (J5J9Q)
(and way worse than a tiny little needle in the arm)
Posted by: his future fellow inmates at June 19, 2015 12:25 AM (w/7Fi)
Not so fast, fellas. Max segregation is a lonely stretch of road. Five weeks in and he and the rest of the voices in his head will be begging for the sweet, sweet trickle of death.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at June 19, 2015 01:19 AM (ufe0Q)
Posted by: Piercello
Pier, are you the gent that has posted about singing the National Anthem at BB games?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2015 01:21 AM (uctT+)
Posted by: Lauren at June 19, 2015 01:22 AM (MYCIw)
Isn't that amazing. I've watched it over and over. "Lookit them blue shoes!"
So glad you found it, Maet. I often think to forward links for the ONT but don't seem to have that act together, but this one after the perfesser at LI posted it, I most surely meant to intended to suggest it to you; but didn't.
Um.
That's all from me this time. Watched a movie. Stayed up late. Enjoyed life with wife. Will be punished tomorrow for daring to be happy.
Good night, Gracies.
Posted by: mediocre websurfer has fallen and can't giddyup at June 19, 2015 01:23 AM (ACs58)
I figure they'll put him in that one in Colorado, which is a Fed, I think?
Because they will find a way to bring Federal charges, I bet.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 19, 2015 12:41 AM (L+Tc2)
I'd hope not. I, mean, if only to allow a similar scenario to the one outlined above.
I mean, they didn't put an animal like Dahmer in any kind of isolation, so why should this kid be shielded?
Posted by: a MAron at June 19, 2015 12:45 AM (w/7Fi)
Does not matter in prison. Someone will find a way to get to Roof even in protective custody.
Inmates don't give a shit how long it will take to get to him, someone will get to him because he now has a price on his head, and someone in there wants their family to collect that prize.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 19, 2015 01:23 AM (Z7G74)
I pulled my carry gun and started backing away, threatening to shoot - as if armadillos speak English. Two finally hopped under my deck, but the last kept coming for me. I didn't want to shoot, because there were kids in the street on the other side of my house. The gunfire could've caused some wet pants. I squealed a little girlishly and retreated from the leprous thing, while holding a gun in my hand. It was humiliating.
Are armadillos supposed to do that? How can I get my man card back?
Posted by: Old Hob at June 19, 2015 01:28 AM (VRc/p)
That amuses me on so many levels...
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at June 19, 2015 01:29 AM (ufe0Q)
Rhomboid, if it helps, there is a way of seeing the shape of the problem that offers hope.
The perspective of a performing musician is rather unusual, in that in encapsulates at least three things of note:
First, where normal people see approaching nastiness and say "oh, sh!t, we're all gonna die!" and back away as far from the edge as they can, a performer will say "Oh, look, a boundary condition, I wonder how close I can get to it without falling over the edge?" and go find out.
Great performers have a way of taking their audiences out over the edge, showing them something transformative, and then bringing them back intact and inspired. This is a helpful mindset for dealing with intractable problems.
Second, classical musicians are really very much like machinists. We read a musical blueprint, and then try to reproduce a sonic architecture with great fidelity to some remarkably close tolerances. The ability to machine musical technique out of the potential of our bodies is an essential aspect of performance. I get your machine brain, really I do!
Third, musicians must walk both sides of the scientific fence. In building our technique, we play by the rules of science: formulate a question, work out a way of testing it, control everything possible, run the experiment, and then live or die by the data that results. There is no other way to gain competence.
On the other hand, we are routinely professionally asked, "I don't care how you do it, just get me this result," which is almost an anti-scientific approach. We often do both halves, scientific and anti-scientific, at the same time...
The point, then, is that working within this triple perspective offers some rather unusual insights into the structure of what is going on, societally speaking, and into what we might do about it.
Actually, this is all that I think about.
Posted by: Piercello at June 19, 2015 01:29 AM (J5J9Q)
Posted by: The Unresigned Hat at June 19, 2015 01:30 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Piercello at June 19, 2015 01:31 AM (J5J9Q)
Posted by: flounder at June 19, 2015 01:33 AM (Vf5rR)
will resign as her party's chairman, is the wife of Neil Kinnock, who
is best known as the son of a well more known Kinnock...
Posted by: The Unresigned Hat at June 19, 2015 01:30 AM (7YlUk)<<<
I remember when my wife lost her position as Danish PM. It was heartbreaking.
Posted by: Joke Biden at June 19, 2015 01:34 AM (w/7Fi)
I'll wait a minute ...
May you eat when you're hungry
drink when you're dry
if the whiskey doesn't kill you,
then drink 'til you die
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 19, 2015 01:34 AM (rGSog)
Posted by: Joke Biden at June 19, 2015 01:34 AM (w/7Fi)
Look on the bright side. No more PMS.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2015 01:38 AM (lxWk3)
Posted by: Piercello
Oops, that's right. Srry.
I sing well enough to scare the grey tentacles that live beneath the shower drain. They haven't killed me yet. #goodtimes.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2015 01:40 AM (uctT+)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b_rwtDlUXA
This one has a particularly haunting second movement, and an especially vigorous finale. It's a lot of fun to play.
No spiders, honest!
Good night all, I'll drop in as time permits.
Posted by: Piercello at June 19, 2015 01:41 AM (J5J9Q)
Posted by: Piercello at June 19, 2015 01:42 AM (J5J9Q)
Are armadillos supposed to do that? How can I get my man card back?
Posted by: Old Hob
Pix ?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2015 01:42 AM (uctT+)
Piercello, you're a thoughtful guy and, it would appear, a citizen. A real citizen.
Funny, I recall how among the Soviets most able to escape their reality without actually escaping (i.e. defecting), classicalmusicians were prominent. They didn't have to be super-stars, like Nureyev, who became almost nomenklatura and thus escaped in a different sense (well, he actually defected, but you get my point).
I once saw Mezeppa performed at the Kirov on a Sunday afternoon in Leningrad. That's my classical music highlight (for total experience). Along with meeting Yehudi Menuhin backstage at the Kennedy Ctr. I'll never forget shaking his hand. His hand was as soft as a baby's. Still amazed and puzzled by that.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2015 01:45 AM (QDnY+)
Glad you corrected yourself. I did not want to be an asshole and call you out on it.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at June 19, 2015 01:47 AM (ufe0Q)
I'm a frequent trader. But the '10 rode, drove, sounded, felt, and, performed the exact same way it did when I traded it with 75K on it as it did the day I drove it off the lot.
Not a squeak or rattle or shimmy.
I have a 99 Dakota 4X4, great little pick up. 200k miles and going strong.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 19, 2015 01:49 AM (owzTh)
Best Danish story remains the Cold War political campaign where one party's "defense" platform was that they would disband the military and install an answering machine in the Min. of Defense that simply said "we surrender" po russki (in Russian).
Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2015 01:50 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained
Why the anger?
Posted by: C. g. Jung at June 19, 2015 01:50 AM (uctT+)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 19, 2015 01:10 AM
Chef, from South Park. Salisbury steak was real popular in the cafeteria. But then he joined that fruity club and met with heinous accident. He became Darth Chef and then disappeared.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 19, 2015 01:50 AM (/3sWP)
Posted by: Baldy at June 19, 2015 01:52 AM (sEXjW)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2015 01:53 AM (QDnY+)
Old Hob -1 (for the girly squeal of terror, natch)
For those keeping score. Hob, if you were armed with a .22, you were very wise to not shoot as there's a good chance it might ricochet off. Seems like I read of an actual case of this recently.
A buddy of mine asked if I thought shooting one with a pellet rifle would work (he lives in city limits, so no go bangs allowed). I said...
What part of the word ARMORdillo do you not understand?
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 19, 2015 01:53 AM (tYjyR)
Posted by: Baldy at June 19, 2015 01:55 AM (sEXjW)
Posted by: Lauren at June 19, 2015 01:56 AM (MYCIw)
Dang. I knew I should have put a *wink* after that. It was my clumsy way of saying how impressed I am by Piercello's knowledge and that in my ignorance I never would have known if he had let it slide. I am really quite pleased he is among us.
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at June 19, 2015 01:56 AM (ufe0Q)
I watched these people gradually gain more and more power wondering when someone would finally tell them to piss off and shut them down.
Unfortunately, their enablers are in charge.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 19, 2015 01:57 AM (F0Cog)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at June 19, 2015 01:59 AM (ufe0Q)
Posted by: Lauren at June 19, 2015 01:56 AM (MYCIw)<<<
Is this just fantasy?
Posted by: zombie Freddie M. at June 19, 2015 02:00 AM (w/7Fi)
Posted by: Lauren at June 19, 2015 02:00 AM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Lauren
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You have frogs in the desert?
*that's a joke for SMFH. she hates it when people think TX is one big dusty desert.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 19, 2015 02:02 AM (rGSog)
the anti-immigrant 'populist' Danish Peoples Party got one-fifth of the vote--unlike UKIP, they've got a lot of seats in the Danish parliament. Proportional representation works sometimes...
Posted by: John Adams ( me, not my idiot son Quincy ) at June 19, 2015 02:02 AM (8CdUx)
Ha, after this week's "brown hurricane" or whatever they're calling it my yard resembles a swamp.
Posted by: Lauren at June 19, 2015 02:04 AM (MYCIw)
Weft: ...helloo.
T.Jeff: Hello, Hello! Yes, I wish to immediately speak to Mr. Weft !
Weft: Well, heh-hello Mr. Jefferson..Heh, !
T.Jeff: Hello, are you there Weft, my man.
Weft: Err, yes, uh, well, here, I guess.
T.Jeff: What, what, speak up man!
Weft: Yes, here Mr. Jefferson, just , I was, on errm, on vacation.
T.Jeff: 'On vacayshun' ... what in the the Devil's Tongue is that???
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2015 02:07 AM (uctT+)
Weft: Umm, well, there's this Olympic champion...
T. Jeff: Greek games? Have they been revived? Capital news, I say!
Weft: Yeah, not exactly the pilum for the discus, but you might want to sit down...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2015 02:12 AM (uctT+)
Posted by: Old Hob at June 19, 2015 02:13 AM (VRc/p)
Posted by: Old Hob
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You'll put your eye out!
Posted by: Mom at June 19, 2015 02:15 AM (Te2JU)
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Maybe. Is it wearing a top hat and tails?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2015 02:16 AM (oZr5y)
It's really nice. Little bored, honestly. Yesterday we drove into San Jose and down to Cabo San Lucas. Did some shopping and did what we always do in Mexico-got away from the tourist areas and look for street food. Found a little place in a working class area. I had heart tacos for lunch, good stuff. Antojito food is the best.
Today we laid around the pool, weather was a bit cooler than yesterday, so that was cool. The "ONT brought to you by" graphic struck a chord. There's only so much laying around you can DO, y'know?
Posted by: Weirddave at June 19, 2015 02:17 AM (owzTh)
Posted by: Cicero
I doubt it has the muscular intelligence.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2015 02:19 AM (uctT+)
cooler than yesterday, so that was cool. The "ONT brought to you by"
graphic struck a chord. There's only so much laying around you can DO,
y'know?
Posted by: Weirddave at June 19, 2015 02:17 AM (owzTh)
Can you get out on a boat, and do some deep-sea fishing?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2015 02:19 AM (lxWk3)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 19, 2015 02:22 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2015 02:16 AM (oZr5y)
That was such a great cartoon, and superbly animated. Animation these days is shit, to put it mildly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2015 02:22 AM (lxWk3)
Posted by: Fertilizer broker at June 19, 2015 02:24 AM (uctT+)
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I'm guessing speedo. Am I right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 19, 2015 02:25 AM (oZr5y)
We rented a Nissan March which is a pretty cool car if you just want transportation. No Anti lock brakes, so lucky we didn't run into any ice patches. Other than that I liked it in a 1960s VW Beetle way. Drove 120 Kim and the gas gauge didn't even dip a bit.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 19, 2015 02:26 AM (owzTh)
Used to be be a little local joint here - "Jalisco," named for the city.
I ordered "tacos lenguas" once & the waitress freaked. Had never seen a gringo order them before. "You know that's the freakin' tongue, right?!?"
The cook/chef even came out to our table to make sure we were happy. I couldn't understand anything he said after the first sentence, but he seemed happy. I know I was.
Posted by: Mom at June 19, 2015 02:27 AM (Te2JU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 19, 2015 02:19 AM (lxWk3)<<<
I can get my luxury liner there in no time, if he wants.
Posted by: Capt. Rubio at June 19, 2015 02:27 AM (w/7Fi)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 19, 2015 02:29 AM (owzTh)
Posted by: Capt. Rubio
You forgot the foghorn of "TOOT-TOO."
*(soashamedwhatisthissite bcoming)*
Posted by: Fertilizer broker at June 19, 2015 02:30 AM (uctT+)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 19, 2015 02:30 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Weirddave at June 19, 2015 02:30 AM (owzTh)
Posted by: SMFH
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Point taken. I'll make note of that.
Posted by: Mom at June 19, 2015 02:30 AM (Te2JU)
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 19, 2015 02:32 AM (Te2JU)
Weirddave, may have just missed you, but I'm a pretty hyperactive "vacationer" myself, well I was back when it seemed I went on pleasure trips. Like someone else said, fishing. Sailing. Those are somewhat passive. If you two are so inclined, snorkeling. Take scuba lessons.
No, Baja does not have "stuff" to see, but I love the empty beauty and remoteness. The ocean's the key. Get in it, do something.
Thrilled to hear you got off the tourist path for food. Easy to do down there. And the food's generally great, as are the people.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2015 02:36 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Hadoop at June 19, 2015 02:39 AM (2X7pN)
Posted by: old house creaking at June 19, 2015 02:41 AM (uctT+)
Being woken out of sleep by some creepy animal noise outside which sounds some kind of screeching brontosaurus might is not a good way to greet this time of the night
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2015 02:43 AM (OSs/l)
Posted by: gracepmc at June 19, 2015 02:44 AM (xvd51)
All will be in bright neon colors with absolutely huge blocks letters, front and back.
First release will be:
GET OUT OF MY WAY, ALL YOU FUCKIN' FATTIES!
With the money I make from that, next release will be:
SAMMICH, BITCH -- MAKE IT NOW!
At this point, with all the publicity and profits, I'll release three shirts at once:
NO PERSON IS ILLEGAL - EXCEPT ALL YOU BEANERS
-----
TRIGGER WARNING: YOU ARE UGLY
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WANT A REVOLUTION? BRING IT.
-----
I'm still debating whether to call the company "T-ruths" or "Offa My Lawn."
Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2015 02:49 AM (jBuUi)
I hate that. Usually it's a cat in heat. Or two cats in the middle of it.
Why they choose to do it right outside my bedroom window is beyond me. Drives the dog bonkers, and I can't get back to sleep for hours afterwards.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 19, 2015 02:49 AM (KrBYw)
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 19, 2015 02:51 AM (BxKUs)
Posted by: zombie
May only be sold at a certain select outlets of GOLD'S GYM.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2015 02:52 AM (uctT+)
Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2015 02:49 AM (jBuUi)
First shirt should be:
"I ♥ Kyriarchy"
It'll piss off all the right people for the right reasons while not pissing off the general public...
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 19, 2015 02:55 AM (Ru5z3)
Posted by: Weirddave
Yeah, but I've always wanted to go to the peninsula jutting out west from Scammon's Lagoon. The north-facing beaches there are rumored to the amongst the best places for beachcombing in the world, as they stick way out into the Pacific and catch the Japan current and all kinds of crazy stuff washes up. And since it's so isolated, with practically no roads or access, no one else ever finds the stuff before you because no one else is around.
It's literally right on the border between Baja and Baja Sur.
But I guess most people aren't into beachcombing, I realize.
Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2015 02:58 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2015 02:49 AM (jBuUi)<<<
How 'bout "No Bull-Shirt"?
Posted by: a MAron at June 19, 2015 02:58 AM (w/7Fi)
I've had a couple of times where there have been sounds outside that I couldn't identify which scare the living daylights out of me, so now I'll probably be up until I actually have to get up at 5:45
Chris Matthews liked Haley's statement? Huffington Post called it "strangely obtuse" . I think she's doing her best not to inflame a very difficult situation
My Bishop sent a e-mail to all the clergy and laypeople of the state. I can't bear to read to read it because we're often being lectured about not being bigots. Gee, thanks, Bishop I'm glad that you have such confidence in the people of your denomination. Fortunately. my clergy "boss" does a better job of being pastoral without wagging fingers at us.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2015 02:59 AM (OSs/l)
>>Posted by: rhomboid at June 19, 2015 01:50 AM (QDnY+)
PEREGRUZKA!!
Posted by: Shrillary "Cankles" Clinton at June 19, 2015 03:04 AM (MYSVz)
Posted by: chi's sandwIch
Yes, and the first 1,000 orders will get a free shirt saying
YOUR TATTOOS MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A WHORE -- A STUPID WHORE
Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2015 03:05 AM (jBuUi)
I just recently relayed the story of when thousands of bags of Doritos washed up on the beach. That was a hilarious scene. Trailer trash never moved so fast...
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 19, 2015 03:06 AM (ybmra)
Posted by: zombie
I'm sure there is a latin version of that. And shorter. With penalties.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 19, 2015 03:06 AM (uctT+)
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 19, 2015 03:11 AM (IngfV)
Posted by: Vertov at June 19, 2015 03:11 AM (rRr9n)
Posted by: Arbalest at June 19, 2015 03:12 AM (FlRtG)
That's richly ironic. Other than Vox, PuffHo is as "strangely obtuse" as it gets. Well, maybe Salon.com or possibly...fcuk it, strangely obtuse could describe nearly all liberal media!
Posted by: hadoop at June 19, 2015 03:12 AM (2X7pN)
I just recently relayed the story of when thousands of bags of Doritos washed up on the beach. That was a hilarious scene. Trailer trash never moved so fast...
Posted by: chi's sandwIch
On the south-facing shores of Dorset in Southern England a few years ago, shipping containers washed ashore containing...motorcycles! New, from the factory. Hundreds of them.
Quite the comical scene as the bobbies futilely tried to stop the locals from driving away on them. (Cue "Yakety Sax.")
Apparently they had fallen overboard off a passing container ship, and the captain hadn't even noticed until months later when they docked in a foreign port.
Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2015 03:12 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Vertov at June 19, 2015 03:13 AM (rRr9n)
Posted by: Vertov
Yes.
Posted by: Arbalest
Make that two, at least.
Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2015 03:14 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2015 03:14 AM (OSs/l)
Posted by: Arbalest at June 19, 2015 03:15 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Vertov at June 19, 2015 03:15 AM (rRr9n)
Posted by: hadoop at June 19, 2015 03:16 AM (2X7pN)
Posted by: Arbalest at June 19, 2015 03:17 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Vertov at June 19, 2015 03:18 AM (rRr9n)
Posted by: Vertov at June 19, 2015 03:18 AM (rRr9n)
Posted by: Arbalest at June 19, 2015 03:19 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Vertov at June 19, 2015 03:20 AM (rRr9n)
Posted by: Vertov
Well, I'm a zombie. There are apparently zillions of us overrunning the Earth, if recent horror films are any indication.
Not sure what would elevate a zombie to THE zombie.
Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2015 03:20 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Arbalest at June 19, 2015 03:20 AM (FlRtG)
They're obviously objecting to the fact that Haley didn't come right out
and condemn the racism of the incident.; I think it was probably wiser
that she didn't, but then being a R-Huffpo would object to anything she
said.
It's funny that they didn't go to his lack of education and opportunity like they do with the muzzies. Isn't it curious that those don't factor into the discussion at all?
Posted by: hadoop at June 19, 2015 03:21 AM (2X7pN)
Also, I'm planning to celebrate the burning of my "blue cards" quite ceremonially.
Posted by: The Blue-Buring Hat at June 19, 2015 03:21 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Vertov at June 19, 2015 03:22 AM (rRr9n)
Hah!
That kinda describes the scene here. Only it was six city cops & a couple lifeguards trying to stop five hundred fat people from running down the beach grabbing tasty, cheesy snackfood.
Didn't help that the local news had it as a lead story at 6am...
Oh- and I really want one of those "stupid whore" t-shirts.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 19, 2015 03:22 AM (VJnHJ)
I already made myself one of those "Kyriarchy" t-shirts. Next one I'm planning on is the "anti-Che" t-shirt with nothing but this picture on it:
http://bit.ly/1BnjHYy
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 19, 2015 03:25 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at June 19, 2015 03:26 AM (nSOh+)
Been thinking about doing something similar. Un-PC tshirts. Have a few ideas of my own.
Posted by: Blano at June 19, 2015 03:26 AM (sdPF/)
Posted by: Adriane the Pop Culture Critic ... at June 19, 2015 03:27 AM (nSOh+)
Been thinking about doing something similar. Un-PC tshirts. Have a few ideas of my own.
Posted by: Blano at June 19, 2015 03:26 AM (sdPF/)
Be careful, there was someone who put out offensive t-shirts and was actually poisoned over it. He still does t-shirts, but has dialed it back to avoid being murdered...
Posted by: The Offensive Hat at June 19, 2015 03:27 AM (7YlUk)
Believe me - when a cat is in heat, or two cats are getting busy, it doesn't sound like a cat. You'll think an alligator is fighting a mongoose.
I know it's just nature, but is sounds... well... UNnatural.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 19, 2015 03:28 AM (WY8fM)
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 19, 2015 03:29 AM (WY8fM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2015 03:30 AM (OSs/l)
Posted by: Blano at June 19, 2015 03:34 AM (sdPF/)
Posted by: Vertov
Am I admired? I have no idea.
From the SF area? Yep.
Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2015 03:34 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Adriane the Pop Culture Critic ... at June 19, 2015 03:35 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: Arbalest at June 19, 2015 03:36 AM (FlRtG)
Been thinking about doing something similar. Un-PC tshirts. Have a few ideas of my own.
Posted by: Blano
Actually, I doubt I'll ever do it.
I was hoping someone would be inspired to take over the company before I even started it.
You are that person. I cede 100% ownership to you. All my t-shirt ideas are now officially in the pubic domain, and free to use.
Entrepreneurialism -- the easy way!
Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2015 03:37 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: The Offensive Hat
How does one poison a t-shirt maker?
Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2015 03:38 AM (jBuUi)
http://goo.gl/rzkJQ4
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 19, 2015 03:39 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2015 03:39 AM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Adriane the Pop Culture Critic ... at June 19, 2015 03:45 AM (nSOh+)
Posted by: The Offensive Hat
How does one poison a t-shirt maker?
Posted by: zombie at June 19, 2015 03:38 AM (jBuUi)
http://bit.ly/1LmVxO3
Posted by: The Hat-Shirt at June 19, 2015 03:45 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: Dave M at June 19, 2015 03:46 AM (Cbzos)
Posted by: MAx at June 19, 2015 03:47 AM (YJeFl)
Posted by: zombie
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Yes you are.
Hell, you're revered. And you know it. Deal with it.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 19, 2015 03:48 AM (7z3MT)
Here is a nice cover of "Riders on the Storm":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fGE07dATvc
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 19, 2015 03:57 AM (7YlUk)
Posted by: MAx at June 19, 2015 04:09 AM (YJeFl)
Until Tiger starts whore-mongering again, he's going to be condemned to shooting 80s.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 19, 2015 04:31 AM (MYSVz)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 19, 2015 04:42 AM (6yehy)
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 19, 2015 04:56 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 19, 2015 05:08 AM (Vyg9x)
My brain totally misparsed that. I took it to mean that pubs in Wisconsin were using domesticated kangaroos in order to serve customers, which would be cool, not that the city had explicity declassified them as service animals.
This will undoubtedly be a big blow to ace, who will now have to give up his therapeutic quokka.
Posted by: shift reduce error at June 19, 2015 05:15 AM (QNcbF)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois
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At least there are no cats getting it on outside my window...
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 19, 2015 05:18 AM (/odIv)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 19, 2015 05:28 AM (Vyg9x)
They still screw with him through the window but they know to run when they should.
I really despise it when people let their cats roam free...
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 19, 2015 05:41 AM (r7ssB)
Depends on where you are at. Out here in the sticks it's ok. When we were living in Peoria not so much. You risk getting your Kittehs taken away by Animal Control or worse.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 19, 2015 05:49 AM (Vyg9x)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 19, 2015 05:54 AM (baR5c)
It just ain't cool to let your cat come shit in my flowerbed. I can't, and don't, let my dog run free. Don't let your cat come into my yard and hunt birds at my bird feeder.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 19, 2015 05:54 AM (b90XL)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 19, 2015 05:57 AM (baR5c)
Posted by: WHO at June 19, 2015 05:58 AM (p7dd/)
St. Paul's Church (ther is still a cannonball stuck in the wall from the Revolutionary War), Douglas MaCarthur Museum, USS Wisconsin...
Sometimes, it's cool to be unemployed.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 19, 2015 06:03 AM (6gMVz)
Posted by: RickZ at June 19, 2015 06:15 AM (YAPNU)
Posted by: julescat at June 19, 2015 06:16 AM (T3zsK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2015 06:22 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Ted Kennedy in Hell at June 19, 2015 06:23 AM (QCWkv)
Still, it's pretty damn cool that it there.
When Cooth was in town, we went by & I pointed it out.
How you doing? Nice to see you. I still wish you'd come back to town so I can buy you beer! I see you here at these early hours, but I don't usually comment - usually trying to get a little more sleep. Today? F it.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 19, 2015 06:23 AM (6gMVz)
Posted by: Pinto, the original autoblow at June 19, 2015 06:24 AM (p7dd/)
Posted by: RickZ at June 19, 2015 06:27 AM (YAPNU)
What fucking reason is there to blast your stereo, bass thumping, at 0530 in the morning?
Fuckers.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 19, 2015 06:28 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2015 06:29 AM (OSs/l)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 19, 2015 06:28 AM (kmtse)
Meth. It's a helluva drug.
Posted by: RickZ at June 19, 2015 06:30 AM (YAPNU)
God bless you.
Wow. Words fail me.
Glad you're here. I'll take some pics of downtown & post them tomorrow morning in case you get nostalgic.
Meh. On the other hand, Norfolk has turned to shit... it would just depress you.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 19, 2015 06:32 AM (6gMVz)
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 19, 2015 06:35 AM (6gMVz)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 19, 2015 06:36 AM (kmtse)
Did I mention I fucking hate 404Care?
Posted by: RickZ at June 19, 2015 06:42 AM (YAPNU)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 19, 2015 06:44 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 19, 2015 06:46 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Auntie Ryan at June 19, 2015 06:47 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: JD at June 19, 2015 06:49 AM (TzeLs)
I'm serious about doing the tourist thing, man.
You want a picture of anything in particular?
I'll even drive by your Mom's house & snap a pic if you want.
Or a street sign.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 19, 2015 06:51 AM (6gMVz)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 19, 2015 06:51 AM (baR5c)
Posted by: JD at June 19, 2015 06:52 AM (TzeLs)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 19, 2015 06:44 AM (kmtse)
I assume you hate the VA worse than I hate hospitals because at least I have a limited choice of hospitals. But not having family and being in a hospital often means one is treated like shit. To find a hospital in Queens where that isn't the case is a blessing.
I know my Dad didn't use the VA because they sucked. My parents paid for non-VA treatment. That always pissed my Mom off considering all the promises that were made to the military way back when; my dad was Navy 1940-62, finally getting out after being delayed by The Cuban Missile Crisis.
Posted by: RickZ at June 19, 2015 06:52 AM (YAPNU)
Posted by: JD at June 19, 2015 06:49 AM (TzeLs)
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Comments are hilarious, though.
Posted by: Lena Dunhamhocks at June 19, 2015 06:54 AM (mG3Qj)
It must be positively Lovecraftian in its mind-blasting horror. I've read enough of the mythos to know better than to gaze upon a shoggoth. I'll pass.
Posted by: Agent J at June 19, 2015 06:55 AM (9Mtv3)
Posted by: RickZ at June 19, 2015 06:56 AM (YAPNU)
we live in an insane asylum.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at June 19, 2015 06:56 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 19, 2015 06:58 AM (KCxzN)
And that was when I was getting out of the Army and had to pick up my medical records.
My dad distrusts the VA just as much as I do. Hell. he's the one that warned me about them. BTW, he was Navy from 1960-1983.
I no longer believe in any "promise" this govt makes.
Hope things get better for you. Prayers up.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 19, 2015 06:58 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: JD at June 19, 2015 06:58 AM (TzeLs)
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at June 19, 2015 06:58 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 19, 2015 07:01 AM (baR5c)
being devoured by ageless evil or facing vapidity on a scale it renders one eunuch like....
six of one half-dozen of the other...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at June 19, 2015 07:02 AM (/4AZU)
Randy Wright. The city councilman responsible for tearing down OV & lining his pockets in the process was was kicked out of office.
Unfortunately, not before making a bundle himself (HI! Judy Bloom Realty!).
He bought his son a house that happens to be right across the street from me. Yes, the second biggest dickhead in city govt put his offspring within firing distance of my front porch. It's tempting sometimes...
Oh, and he was also a big factor in getting that 7mile straight line of light rail to nowhere built. You know about that, right?
My taxes now exceed my electric, water, and phone bill
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 19, 2015 07:04 AM (TzITN)
Would be cool to add Hilary to that rogue's gallery on top, but I can't think of a noun to put under her mug. LOTS of adjectives, but no nouns.
AND . . . good morning, fellow rape-shifters.
Where's the friggin' morning thread?!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2015 07:05 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 19, 2015 07:06 AM (kmtse)
___________________
He reportedly never stopped banging skanks, which is why Lindsay whatshername dumped him.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 19, 2015 07:07 AM (kGrdk)
I'd rather stick my dick into that lava creature with the claws from "Star Trek" than Lena Dunham.
She is repulsive on every level imaginable.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2015 07:07 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 19, 2015 07:08 AM (HNj0s)
Replicunt.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2015 07:08 AM (G+3hN)
Wonder if he is going to want his gun collection back that she henpecked him into getting rid of?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2015 07:08 AM (VPLuQ)
I am going to be driving home tonight and am wondering how sporty the demise of TS bill is weather wise on the way in...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at June 19, 2015 07:09 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2015 07:08 AM (G+3hN)
Heh.
More like "Public Servant."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2015 07:10 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 19, 2015 07:10 AM (baR5c)
Wonder if he is going to want his gun collection back that she henpecked him into getting rid of?
My wife said it was her or the guns.
I'm going to miss her.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2015 07:11 AM (G+3hN)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 19, 2015 07:10 AM (baR5c)
With "bone" being the operating, or in this case non-opating word.
And good morning, Jimbo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2015 07:11 AM (St6BJ)
think of a noun to put under her mug. LOTS of adjectives, but no nouns.
How about "Philanthropist"
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 19, 2015 07:12 AM (QLqUE)
The Weather Channel was all, "OMFG! 5-8 inches!"
Just like a guy, they sorta didn't measure right.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 19, 2015 07:13 AM (kmtse)
My wife responded to Obama's speech yesterday by buying an AR-15 and 8 mags....
I chose very wisely.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at June 19, 2015 07:13 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2015 07:13 AM (St6BJ)
Size AND depth matter...
//Weather Channel After Dark
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at June 19, 2015 07:14 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
----------------------------
Maybe Andy is on Meaty's schedule, and he thinks it's the weekend?
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 19, 2015 07:14 AM (u8vcQ)
Reverse Midas, indeed. From the same political movement that coined the phrase "resettlement to the East."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2015 07:14 AM (St6BJ)
TS Bill was a nothing burger around here.
Oh Noes! 8 to 10 inches!! Winds! Two solid days of DOOM!!
Meh. We were luck to get two inches. For half of one day.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2015 07:14 AM (G+3hN)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 19, 2015 07:14 AM (kmtse)
Size AND depth matter...
//Weather Channel After Dark
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at June 19, 2015 07:14 AM (/4AZU)
Hurricane Robyn (Byrd).
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2015 07:15 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 19, 2015 07:15 AM (kmtse)
It's been so long for me, I forgot what a penis looks like.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 19, 2015 07:15 AM (kmtse)
The country has moved on to q-nis and r-nis.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2015 07:16 AM (St6BJ)
Most girls like it that wide!
Posted by: typical NJ douchebag at June 19, 2015 07:17 AM (u8vcQ)
Cool, thanks good to know...
Family is having a reunion thing Saturday and I have to go(and am happy to do so) given I will be in Montana for the next one or two....
I've built fires in the rain before...never a monsoon though.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at June 19, 2015 07:17 AM (/4AZU)
"When Qaddafi himself is finally removed, you should of course make a public statement before the cameras wherever you are, even in the driveway of your vacation house. You must establish yourself in the historical record at this moment."
Seriously, who writes like that? It sounds like something a Soviet era Kommissar would say to Stalin for cripes sake.
Also, took the M1 Garand out yesterday. Two older guys at the range one of which was a Korea vet. He didn't want to shoot it just remarked about how he had shot his Garand a lot in Korea.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 19, 2015 07:17 AM (iONHu)
Posted by: SMFH
The country has moved on to q-nis and r-nis.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
ISWYDT. Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2015 07:18 AM (G+3hN)
Find a picture of Al Gore or Obama....
it is the perfect rendering of the object IMHO.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at June 19, 2015 07:18 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 19, 2015 07:18 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 19, 2015 07:19 AM (kmtse)
Maet attacked us with Lena Dunham cheesecake...
sorry...
the WW2 Gen got Marilyn Monroe and Jayne Mansfield....
we get Lena Dunham and Oprah...
there's a reason America is in retreat.
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at June 19, 2015 07:21 AM (/4AZU)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 19, 2015 07:21 AM (kmtse)
Flabby thighs
you got big flabby thighs
Flabby flabby thighs
Run away
From the big flabby thighs
flabby flabby thighs
Posted by: freaked at June 19, 2015 07:23 AM (BO/km)
y'all have a good day. I know I'm gonna try to.
Posted by: chi's sandwIch at June 19, 2015 07:23 AM (xnkrD)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2015 07:24 AM (St6BJ)
My Army buddies I will continue to stand beside.
Everyone else, trust but verify.
This govt can go to hell.
Along with everyone who voted for this shit.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 19, 2015 07:24 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 19, 2015 07:25 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 19, 2015 07:26 AM (St6BJ)
Holy crap those greens are shit.
All the course needs is a few windmills and a volcano.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 19, 2015 07:26 AM (baR5c)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 19, 2015 07:28 AM (kmtse)
Maybe the last time too.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 19, 2015 07:28 AM (baR5c)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 19, 2015 07:28 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 19, 2015 07:29 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 19, 2015 07:29 AM (baR5c)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 19, 2015 07:30 AM (kmtse)
Very nice photo of a P-64 that was found in his home during the follow on search.
Wonder what they are going to do with it.
Sort of like last year, when they arrested a guy with a loaded Nagant pistol. Even had the correct ammo in it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2015 07:30 AM (VPLuQ)
think of a noun to put under her mug. LOTS of adjectives, but no nouns.
How about "Philanthropist"
____________________-
Should also add Obama, and the ludicrous descriptor "president."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 19, 2015 07:35 AM (kGrdk)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2015 07:30 AM
So what time today do the teevee networks and Choom Boy advise all black Americans that they should be ashamed of their race because of this felon?
I'm waiting....
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 19, 2015 07:35 AM (P8YHq)
I think that if you are trans-black you can get a shame waiver, if requested.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2015 07:37 AM (VPLuQ)
Black folks piss me off. White folks piss me off. Everyone in between piss me off.
Fuck you.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 19, 2015 07:40 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 19, 2015 07:42 AM (baR5c)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 19, 2015 07:44 AM (kmtse)
Bull. I DIDN'T shit in their diaper. That smell is ALL theirs.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2015 07:44 AM (G+3hN)
Sure, but who fed them, huh?
You don't feed them...they don't shit.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2015 07:49 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2015 07:50 AM (rwI+c)
I was forced to watch a half-hour of teevee news last night. After "covering" the shooting, the victims, and Choom Boy's rant, they went into full history-of-every-murder-of-a-black-person-ever and a sermon designed to make every white person slit their wrists because their race had produced a drugged-up little fuckwit like Roof.
Cue the Sad Piano.
News flash: I refuse to acknowledge him as a member of my "race." I would cheerfully pump the death-juice into his veins. No president -- and certainly no bimbo newsreader or Wise Veteran Commentator -- can make me feel as if I am in any way responsible for the shooter.
If the NBC Persons of Sympathy dared say that crap to my face, I'd spit in theirs. That goes for Choom Boy, too.
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 19, 2015 07:50 AM (P8YHq)
You get the EMT half an hour before it goes public.
And this morning's is really good.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2015 07:51 AM (VPLuQ)
http://neoneocon.com
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2015 07:51 AM (OSs/l)
Posted by: The End at June 19, 2015 07:52 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 19, 2015 07:52 AM (QRlGG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2015 07:51 AM
Why not ban bowl cuts?
I'm calling for a nationwide Guilt Trip in which black people are made to feel shame for their half of the responsibility for Choom Boy.
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 19, 2015 07:54 AM (P8YHq)
Posted by: The End at June 19, 2015 07:55 AM (VcOqI)
Anybody know how to drop to the bottom of the comments on an Android device.
Look like an epileptic spaz scrolling down manually.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 19, 2015 07:55 AM (QRlGG)
In fairness, Barry is barely a quarter Black African.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2015 07:55 AM (rwI+c)
Oklahoma head chopper Alton Nolan.
Mic drop.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2015 07:55 AM (G+3hN)
Posted by: Auntie Woods at June 19, 2015 07:56 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Eromero at June 19, 2015 07:56 AM (go5uR)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 19, 2015 07:57 AM (YFw5T)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
....
How you figure? His father was a black Kenyan = one-half
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 19, 2015 07:57 AM (UpGcq)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2015 07:55 AM
Yawn.
We're responsible for Murderers of Color, too.
Because racism.
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 19, 2015 07:58 AM (P8YHq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2015 07:58 AM (rwI+c)
When I was using Opera as the phones browser, there was a pop up down arrow when one started to scroll down.
When you tapped it, you would drop to the bottom of the thread.
With the iPhone?
Still haven't figured that one out yet.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 19, 2015 07:58 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Lost in Race at June 19, 2015 07:58 AM (VcOqI)
His alleged father was part Arab as well.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2015 07:58 AM (rwI+c)
of the comments on an Android device.
Use Opera Mini. One quick flip and a bottom of page arrow pops up.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 19, 2015 07:59 AM (G+3hN)
A number of the mass shooters recently appear to have been on drugs.
Drugs, mental instability and evil are not a good mix.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 19, 2015 07:59 AM (OSs/l)
Posted by: Lost in Race at June 19, 2015 08:00 AM (VcOqI)
If it helps any, the roots go further than that.
Posted by: Grey Fox at June 19, 2015 08:00 AM (a42f0)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 19, 2015 08:01 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Lost in Race at June 19, 2015 08:02 AM (VcOqI)
http://tinyurl.com/p4vybdl
His parent's were both Kenyan.
Now, if you are talking about some mythical conspiracy theory OTHER father, well I can't help ya...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 19, 2015 08:02 AM (UpGcq)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 19, 2015 08:02 AM (yxw0r)
Nobody likes a cry baby.
Posted by: Alexander Hamilton at June 19, 2015 08:04 AM (DkJ4E)
Why not wait until hunting season, and then score yourself some bear. Meat, fat, and hide are all highly useful...
Posted by: Grey Fox at June 19, 2015 08:04 AM (a42f0)
Posted by: Agent J at June 19, 2015 08:05 AM (9Mtv3)
You get the EMT half an hour before it goes public.
And this morning's is really good.
VIA is teasing.
This morning's not really that good.
But that's where Vic is hiding.
Overnightish-Morning, Glories!
Oh, EMT up.
Posted by: mindful webworker - identifying as a gray at June 19, 2015 08:07 AM (67teE)
Am I supposed to feel guilty about the Holocaust?
I'm also part black and cherokee.
My ancestors were both slaves and slave owners...scalpers and scalpees.
Funnily enough, as a child, I was taught I was an American.
Not that it matters anymore.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 19, 2015 08:07 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 19, 2015 08:07 AM (W3hdj)
Once you understand that some men would rather watch a civilization burn than to cherish it, it becomes easier to understand much of what is happening these days!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 19, 2015 08:08 AM (ftVQq)
To drop to bottom on iOS, add this as a bookmark, then select it. May work on Android too. Hope I got the cut-paste right.
javascript:window.scrollTo%280%2Cdocument.body.scrollHeight%29%3b%0a
Posted by: Agent J at June 19, 2015 08:09 AM (9Mtv3)
You had NOTHING to do with your genetics.
Get over it.
(steps off soapbox)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 19, 2015 08:10 AM (baR5c)
I search for the last comment number. Not great, but better than looking like a retard.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 19, 2015 08:11 AM (Zu3d9)
Of course, you have to remember that Lena-like creatures made their livings for generations touring America with tent circuses, being advertised as Bearded Lady! and Ugliest Woman In The World! so it's not like she isn't a cultural fixture.
Posted by: Alexander Hamilton at June 19, 2015 08:12 AM (DkJ4E)
Why not wait until hunting season, and then score yourself some bear. Meat, fat, and hide are all highly useful...
Posted by: Grey Fox at June 19, 2015 08:04 AM (a42f0)
No discharge-o el firearm-o in city limits. Unless maybe I went the "IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!" route.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 19, 2015 08:13 AM (yxw0r)
I'm sure other Christians are praying for brothers and sisters who were the victims of this terrible violence in SC. Let us be in prayer for their families, friends and other church members. I am giving thanks to law enforcement who apprehended the suspect quickly and thus prevented further violence.
As a Christian and as pastor ,I think only long term answer to this kind of senselessness is inner transformation-the heart of each individual being transformed by the love of Jesus Christ. Whether people invoke His Holy Name or not, everyone who does deeds of love and kindness walks in his footsteps. The Lord we honor; the Lord we love. My prayer is for the love of Christ to touch every heart of every person, so that senselessness may end, and that the will of God-which is directed towards His children's good-may cover the earth as the waters cover the sea.
I don't have T.V. I think I need to take a break from the internet for a while too.
God bless you and keep on praying!
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