Wednesday Morning News Dump

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1 short dump eh?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 09:04 AM (GpgJl)

2 Maybe I'll change my mind about Trump since it appears NR hates him. Of course NR is just a synonym for RNCe.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 09:06 AM (GpgJl)

3 I understand making fun of Trump is fun but the Democrats don't do it to even their most outlandish candidates.Have they even made fun of Lincoln Chaffee?

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2015 09:07 AM (sPO3u)

4 On the Scankles $200,000 free for the boys and girls thingy, I blame the people that run that outfit. Charities should not being paying politicians to give a political speech. Not only is a waste of money better spent on what they are there fore, but it is also probably a violation of IRS rules.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 09:08 AM (GpgJl)

5 Beware of Greeks bearing, well, damn near anything.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 17, 2015 09:08 AM (pIQ+Q)

6 Why would any parent want Hillary to interact with their kids?

Posted by: SH at June 17, 2015 09:09 AM (gmeXX)

7 Damn, I misread that as witless Obama rides escalator

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2015 09:09 AM (F2IAQ)

8 Why would any parent want Hillary to interact with their kids?
Posted by: SH at June 17, 2015 09:09 AM (gmeXX)

Village kids?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2015 09:09 AM (wq4B0)

9 Church for sale.

Posted by: Church for sale at June 17, 2015 09:10 AM (YFw5T)

10 Why would any parent want Hillary to interact with their kids?

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Better her than Bill.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 17, 2015 09:10 AM (pIQ+Q)

11 5 Beware of Greeks bearing, well, damn near anything.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 17, 2015 09:08 AM (pIQ+Q

The yogurt is good

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2015 09:10 AM (F2IAQ)

12 Maybe I'll change my mind about Trump since it appears NR hates him. Of course NR is just a synonym for RNCe.

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Trump deserves to be made fun of. I have no problem with him running and in fact I kind of hope he makes a go of it somewhat (I don't expect him to take it seriously though). But that doesn't mean he isn't deserving of contempt or ridicule.

Posted by: SH at June 17, 2015 09:10 AM (gmeXX)

13 The only print thing that lies more than the NYT is a Democrat request for donations.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 09:11 AM (GpgJl)

14 Rachel Dolezal has no genealogical claim whatsoever that she is black, going back through the last four centuries, an investigation by Daily Mail Online has revealed.

The woman who sparked a national debate on race has no black relatives dating back to 1671; in fact her family were entirely white including some who were Mormons.

Archives show that Rachels ancestors came to the US from Europe and have no bloodlines linking them to slaves or Africa.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2015 09:11 AM (wq4B0)

15 Tax all cash transfers to Latin America from the US. Call it a "hospitality tax" for long-term "working vacationers".

"Shared responsibility payment."

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 17, 2015 09:11 AM (ZKzrr)

16 So...by "anti-gov't extremists is the NYT including all of the anti-police protesters?

Because that's the only way that would be accurate - all the Ferguson/BLM/Communist/CAIR America-haters.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2015 09:11 AM (k2QA3)

17 More Obama executive actions? Why not, the RNCe will probably support him.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 09:12 AM (GpgJl)

18 The most explosive passage in Michael Orens new book on the frayed U.S.-Israel relationship is not about President Barack Obamas repeated fights with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Rather, it is about Obama himself.


See everyone knows

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2015 09:12 AM (wq4B0)

19 Greece warns of uncontrollable crisis.

However, we are pretty sure it can be controlled if you just assume and/or discharge our debts.

Posted by: The Greeks at June 17, 2015 09:13 AM (gmeXX)

20 Dolezal may have once been white and changed to black (or Raw Umber) - NTTAWWT. But one thing is certain, she was, and is, a total douchebag.

Posted by: Roy at June 17, 2015 09:13 AM (VndSC)

21 >>I understand making fun of Trump is fun but the Democrats don't do it to even their most outlandish candidates


Al Sharpton?
Dennis Kucinich?

Somehow the media never notices how ridiculous Dem candidates can be...

Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2015 09:13 AM (k2QA3)

22 That could really make Congress start screaming, SF86s of Congressional staffers... what's next? How about Congressional expense reports could be exposed.

Hey I wonder if the President ever had an SF86?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 09:13 AM (r+/qI)

23 But one thing is certain, she was, and is, a total douchebag.
Posted by: Roy at June 17, 2015 09:13 AM (VndSC)


Well put

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2015 09:13 AM (wq4B0)

24 Beware of Greeks bearing, well, damn near anything.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 17, 2015 09:08 AM


*looks around at large wooden horse*

What?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2015 09:13 AM (h4vJk)

25
Beware of Greeks bearing, well, damn near anything.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 17, 2015 09:08 AM (pIQ+Q)





If that Greek is carrying a case of Astroglide......run.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2015 09:14 AM (vXKGT)

26 Rachel Dolezal has no genealogical claim whatsoever that she is black,
going back through the last four centuries, an investigation by Daily
Mail Online has revealed.


Fox News was on in a waiting room I was in this morning, and some "Democrat Strategist" was blathering about how "black" and "African-American" are two different things. He was born A-A but chooses to live "black", unlike Deneen Borelli, the conservative black woman sitting across from him who chooses to live "white."

FFS.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 17, 2015 09:14 AM (ZKzrr)

27 Trojan Horse, Astroglide, some eerrr assembly required.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 09:15 AM (r+/qI)

28
Trojan Horse, Astroglide, some eerrr assembly required.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 09:15 AM (r+/qI)







Beware of splinters.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2015 09:15 AM (vXKGT)

29 Trojan Horse, Astroglide, some eerrr assembly required.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 09:15 AM


This isn't going to end well...is it?

Posted by: The Chicken at June 17, 2015 09:16 AM (h4vJk)

30

Outside is calling. And exercise.

Get some sun and fun in today, morons and moronettes!

Life is way too short!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 09:16 AM (qCMvj)

31 I think Hillary has finally progressed to the point where she has f*cked more people than her lecherous husband.

Posted by: Roy at June 17, 2015 09:16 AM (VndSC)

32 Good morning all! It was 95° here in Insty's hometown yesterday. I bet you could have fried an egg on the sunsphere. August is going to be awful! Stupid global warming, err, I mean, climate change!

Posted by: jmel at June 17, 2015 09:16 AM (cfFqn)

33 Wow. I haven't watched any of her interviews, but reading that Dolezal interview, yeah, she's either mentally disturbed or thoroughly steeped in the social justice lunacy.

What is the difference, exactly? One is a paranoid delusion of identity, conspiracy, emotion and fear, and the other is a mental problem.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 09:16 AM (oVJmc)

34 >>I understand making fun of Trump is fun but the >>Democrats don't do it to even their most outlandish candidates.

True. But then again I don't want to be a Democrat.

Donald is entertaining and he hopefully will bring some issues I care about to the forefront but he isn't serious about this, he does this every cycle to get some spotlight time.

He also wasn't all that helpful last cycle when he detoured into birtherism. I can do without that this time around.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2015 09:16 AM (g1DWB)

35 tell me more about this horse...

Posted by: Catherine the Great at June 17, 2015 09:16 AM (KCxzN)

36 On what planet would a tweenager have any interest in interacting with Hillary Clinton??


**Front door slams**

Mom- "Did anything interesting happen at Boys and Girls Club today, Timmy?"


Timmy- "Nah. Some old lady in a pantsuit with green teeth and booze breath was talking about the middle class. She handed out hard candies for everybody. Mine had lint on it. Creeped me out. "

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 17, 2015 09:16 AM (NeFrd)

37 Heard this on the radio yesterday, had to go find a source online. Yes, she really said this.

...Dolezal rose to prominence as a black woman but was revealed last week as white by her parents.

"I don't see why they're in such a rush to whitewash the work that I have done and who I am and how I have identified..."


WaPo
http://bit.ly/whitewash-she-said

Posted by: mindful webworker - truth will out at June 17, 2015 09:16 AM (VDCWC)

38 >>> unlike Deneen Borelli, the conservative black woman sitting across from him who chooses to live "white."

Great. Let's find a way to deepen the divide between the races out of all this.

Posted by: Bigby's Dutch Rub at June 17, 2015 09:16 AM (3ZtZW)

39 I'm guessing there were 4th and 5th amendment violations in the seizing of those cars. I can't imagine the owners of the car were given due process.

Posted by: SH at June 17, 2015 09:17 AM (gmeXX)

40 How did Moochelle get on the escalator?.....haha just kidding.
Obongo's ass tastes great and it's less filling.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 17, 2015 09:17 AM (D0NZx)

41 Trump deserves to be made fun of.
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This is a guy who's been 'bankrupt' multiple times and running a ridiculous reality show for many years, and runs the Miss Universe pagent or whatever. He's not a serious candidate and he shouldnt' be treated like one.

Posted by: Lea at June 17, 2015 09:17 AM (lIU4e)

42 >>The woman who sparked a national debate on race has no black relatives dating back to 1671; in fact her family were entirely white including some who were Mormons.

In addition to making a farce of Caitlyn's declared gender despite physical characteristics to the contrary, Dolezal also raises another important issue: Why does her race matter?

So she's not black - so what? You have all of this "white privilege" talk, and yet look what she accomplished by claiming when was black?

Also, she didn't *need* to be black to be an activist, to teach black history - so why does skin color matter? It's not like it magically makes one a better activist or teacher, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2015 09:17 AM (k2QA3)

43 >>More Obama executive actions? Why not, the RNCe will probably support him.

You teabagger nitwits don't understand; we have to keep our majority and work as a team to advance the president's agenda.

Posted by: Cryin' John Boehner at June 17, 2015 09:17 AM (O7MnT)

44 I think those witless F**ks at National Review dislike Trump.

But apparently because of his taste, and his worshiped status by all the nikulturni in the land.

Oh, well. It would be too much for a well thought, political opinion outlet that prides itself on measured analysis to treat someone like Trump in the same way as discussing Juce Brenner.


Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2015 09:18 AM (3pRHP)

45 I saw Witless Apes open for The Replacements

Minneapolis Civic Center, 1987

Posted by: Citizen X at June 17, 2015 09:18 AM (7ObY1)

46 He was born A-A but chooses to live "black", unlike Deneen Borelli, the
conservative black woman sitting across from him who chooses to live
"white."


Explain White Privilege, then. It seems that he's saying its the benefit of beneficial behavior, and I don't think he's wanting to say that.

Rachel's got them tied up in rhetorical knots and they don't even seem to know it while they're pulling the ropes tighter.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 09:18 AM (oVJmc)

47 So...by "anti-gov't extremists is the NYT including all of the anti-police protesters?
Because that's the only way that would be accurate - all the Ferguson/BLM/Communist/CAIR America-haters.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2015 09:11 AM (k2QA3)

Yes, just looking at that data you can tell it's bs.

Posted by: Lea at June 17, 2015 09:18 AM (lIU4e)

48 I wouldn't call Trump witless. That estimate is off by 50 percentage points...










...wait for it.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 17, 2015 09:18 AM (NeFrd)

49 He's not a serious candidate and he shouldnt' be treated like one.

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Agreed, but there are lots of unserious candidates. And frankly some of the "serious" candidates scare me more. There is no seriousness requirement in the Constitution. Let him run. And let us make fun of him.

Posted by: SH at June 17, 2015 09:19 AM (gmeXX)

50 Fox News was on in a waiting room I was in this morning, and some "Democrat Strategist" was blathering about how "black" and "African-American" are two different things. He was born A-A but chooses to live "black", unlike Deneen Borelli, the conservative black woman sitting across from him who chooses to live "white."

FFS.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 17, 2015 09:14 AM


This is just the logical endpoint of a warped philosophy and/or a calculated political tactic. When they started attacking, well, virtually every hallmark of western civilization, as "white and/or male" and denying that you could be authentically (fill-in-the-blank) if you were a conservative, where else was it supposed to go?

Posted by: The Chicken at June 17, 2015 09:19 AM (h4vJk)

51 Off, avian sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2015 09:20 AM (h4vJk)

52 >>Oh, well. It would be too much for a well thought, political opinion outlet that prides itself on measured analysis to treat someone like Trump in the same way as discussing Juce Brenner.

NR writers are still taking shots at Sarah Palin, so why not also mock Trump? It's all about showing they're not one of *those* downmarket conservatives, ya know?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2015 09:20 AM (k2QA3)

53 Well, this is interesting....

http://tinyurl.com/qcqpozr

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 17, 2015 09:20 AM (vg8iE)

54 I think those witless F**ks at National Review dislike Trump.

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I've always thought Kevin Williamson had a lot of wit.

Posted by: SH at June 17, 2015 09:20 AM (gmeXX)

55 >>> He's not a serious candidate and he shouldnt' be treated like one.

What're you afraid of?

Posted by: Bigby's Dutch Rub at June 17, 2015 09:21 AM (3ZtZW)

56 47 Yes, just looking at that data you can tell it's bs.

Posted by: Lea at June 17, 2015 09:18 AM (lIU4e)

IIANM I saw an article that said they were quoting numbers from a discredited report that has already been examined and found to be so bad it was laughable.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 09:21 AM (GpgJl)

57 But that doesn't mean he isn't deserving of contempt or ridicule.

Have you seen recently the nation he claims he want to lead? It may be a perfect match...

(And no, I can barely believe I typed that. How fallen we are...)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 17, 2015 09:21 AM (2l5vw)

58 I wonder if Russell Wilson will get credit for being "blacker" now that he went to an Obama party at the WH.

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2015 09:21 AM (sPO3u)

59 53 Well, this is interesting....

http://tinyurl.com/qcqpozr


Well that's something we can all agree on. We need to ban crock pots. Especially assault crock pots, with the thing that goes up.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 17, 2015 09:21 AM (7ObY1)

60 NR writers are still taking shots at Sarah Palin, so why not also mock Trump? It's all about showing they're not one of *those* downmarket conservatives, ya know?

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I don't think that is true with respect to KW's article.

Posted by: SH at June 17, 2015 09:21 AM (gmeXX)

61 Maybe the NYT has been covering up all the right wing violence.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 17, 2015 09:22 AM (lV97J)

62 Rachel Dolzeal,

You ARE the daughter!

Posted by: Maury Povich at June 17, 2015 09:22 AM (GvNnD)

63 Fox News was on in a waiting room I was in this morning, and some "Democrat Strategist" was blathering about how "black" and "African-American" are two different things. He was born A-A but chooses to live "black", unlike Deneen Borelli, the conservative black woman sitting across from him who chooses to live "white."

We used to call those two paradigms "barbaric" and "civilized". The choice of rephrasing speaks volumes, none of it good.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 17, 2015 09:23 AM (2l5vw)

64 This not being able to paste text from other websites is some really annoying sh-t.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 09:23 AM (O7MnT)

65 In Trump's favor, he does have a hot wife.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 17, 2015 09:23 AM (JO9+V)

66 Witless Ape Rides Escalator
As God is my witness, I expected a Joe Biden story.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2015 09:24 AM (zF6Iw)

67 Heh.
http://www.americanthinker.com/cartoons/

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 17, 2015 09:25 AM (ZKzrr)

68 The Uber link locks up my browser.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 09:25 AM (O7MnT)

69 I know we aren't like the Democrats,we don't march in lockstep.I think it sends a signal though when we attack our own candidates,rather than ignoring them.They use it to tar Republicans in general as jokes.Not sure why I care anymore though,not like the Republicans actually do any good for conservatives.

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2015 09:25 AM (sPO3u)

70 Trojan Horse, Astroglide, some eerrr assembly required. Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 09:15 AM
This isn't going to end well...is it?

Posted by: The Chicken at June 17, 2015 09:16 AM (h4vJk)


You tell me.

Posted by: Queen Pasiphae at June 17, 2015 09:25 AM (zF6Iw)

71 >>In Trump's favor, he does have a hot wife.

Hot does not do her justice. She is stunning.

If Trump starts talking about bunga bunga parties I might have to reconsider. If we are going the way of Rome I want the full show.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2015 09:25 AM (g1DWB)

72 Witless Ape Rides Escalator
As God is my witness, I expected a Joe Biden story.


That would be, "Witless Ape Rides Acela"

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 09:26 AM (O7MnT)

73 Those two Greek gentlemen are just really good friends, and the one in back is pushing his friend to the hospital because he's having a heart attack.

Posted by: The Explanation at June 17, 2015 09:26 AM (j2/uG)

74 Well, this is interesting....

http://tinyurl.com/qcqpozr


Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 17, 2015 09:20 AM


Detroit. Shockah. Meanwhile, closer to home, Dorchester, which shockingly hasn't outlawed crockpot possession yet, continues to be a free-fire zone.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2015 09:26 AM (h4vJk)

75 "You,wonder why your country is fucked son?
It is what happens when your nation elects an obscure turd from a sewage patch basin of corrupt shit hole that is Chicago politics. An unqualified,community organizing,America Hating, Islam loving,racist mulatto faggot who has as much business occupying the People's White House as a serial child rapist does running a daycare center. A turd that no matter how much glitter these left wing ass pimples dumped on it still could not change the harsh truth that despite all the glam hype, underneath is still a stinking piece of shit.And That's what you have running the greatest free nation in the history of the world straight into the ground...On purpose and by design."
Unknown Author

Posted by: Morell Mushroom at June 17, 2015 09:27 AM (/WmRg)

76 "What's wrong with teaching women to avoid rape?"

Because they want to be one of the guys, and do the drinking and partying and stuff that the guys do and that people tell them they can do because they are WOMENZ!!!! ROARRRR!!!

What's that? I got molested and pictures were taken of me passed out all sorts of fukced up? SOMEONES GOT TO BE TAUGHT NOT TO DO THAT TO MEEEEEEE!

Posted by: Bruce at June 17, 2015 09:28 AM (8ikIW)

77 This not being able to paste text from other websites is some really annoying sh-t.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 09:23 AM (O7MnT)

OK, I thought I was nuts. I tried to cut and paste a link and I couldn't. Don't they want links shared?

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 17, 2015 09:28 AM (KbNXw)

78 #75 Bingo.

Posted by: Bert Parks at June 17, 2015 09:30 AM (VcOqI)

79 >>OK, I thought I was nuts. I tried to cut and paste a link and I couldn't. Don't they want links shared?

You have to remove all punctuation from the quote down to the last ' or . For links tiny url seems to work ok for me.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2015 09:30 AM (g1DWB)

80 Are the Clintons even human? It's like they're some kind of hybrid, meat-puppet android programmed for grifting.

Posted by: Fritz at June 17, 2015 09:30 AM (UzPAd)

81 good morning all. You don't deserve this classic but I'm a giver

http://tinyurl.com/kdhcueo

Posted by: wrg500 at June 17, 2015 09:31 AM (sgrzZ)

82 >>OK, I thought I was nuts. I tried to cut and paste a link and I couldn't. Don't they want links shared?

Pixy has always hated links, but sometimes I want to pull a quote from another article and comment on it. Even unformatted text brings up the Red Courier Font Page of Death.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 09:32 AM (O7MnT)

83 I'm in Java with the escaped convicts.

Posted by: Laying Low at June 17, 2015 09:32 AM (VcOqI)

84 You have to remove all punctuation from the quote down to the last ' or . For links tiny url seems to work ok for me.


Bitly or Tinyurl. Something about 26 characters or less in long, unbroken strings.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 09:32 AM (cCQ+Z)

85 You have to remove all punctuation from the quote down to the last ' or . For links tiny url seems to work ok for me.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2015 09:30 AM (g1DWB)

Forgot about that. Thanks.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 17, 2015 09:32 AM (KbNXw)

86
What's Wrong With Teaching Women To Avoid Rape


Feminists want rape prevention to be one of those 'confidence falls' they do as a team-building exercise where someone falls backwards into the arms of the team to save them.

Unfortunately, you can't count on strangers, particularly ones that are actively evil, to have your back.

The smart thing to do, rather than trust people who you can't trust, is to practice self-interest.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 09:32 AM (oVJmc)

87 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 17, 2015 09:32 AM (rks47)

88 Good morning, Dave. The pod bay doors are open. Not.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 17, 2015 09:33 AM (VcOqI)

89 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 17, 2015 09:33 AM (rks47)

90 >>Forgot about that. Thanks.

No problem. Sometimes even hidden carriage returns can fubar a quote.

Anywho, off to the land off germs and Purell.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2015 09:33 AM (g1DWB)

91 >>"What's wrong with teaching women to avoid rape?"

It assumes that the point of the "rape culture" outrage is about stopping rape, not overthrowing the patriarchy.

It is a great article - it just feels so obvious, like if someone had to write a long article justifying why you should wash your hands regularly instead of bitching that someone must do SOMETHNG about that darn flu epidemic every winter.

RS McCain is really doing an excellent job of decoding feminism and spelling out just why they are so darn crazy - the link in the sidebar is about a cray-cray college student who is outraged at his suggestion that she not go to parties if she doesn't want to meet some men who would like to loosen her up with a few drinks.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2015 09:33 AM (k2QA3)

92 Boehner continues to prove that while the Democrats are our opponents, the Republican Leadership is our enemy.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 17, 2015 09:34 AM (evdj2)

93
RS McCain is really doing an excellent job of decoding feminism and spelling out just why they are so darn crazy - the link in the sidebar is about a cray-cray college student who is outraged at his suggestion that she not go to parties if she doesn't want to meet some men who would like to loosen her up with a few drinks.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2015 09:33 AM (k2QA3)








Shorter: NEVER try to out-crazy RSM.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2015 09:35 AM (vXKGT)

94 Does Trump know he self identifies as an ape or is he clueless as well as witless?

Posted by: fairweatherbill identifying as a crass European royal at June 17, 2015 09:35 AM (2z4UX)

95 Reading the Kevin D piece on Trump, a couple of things occurred to me -- One, Mr. Williamson doesn't seem to fond of the Trumpster (remind to not get on Kev's bad side) and

Two -- "A witless ape". hmmm, Kevin checked for a light skin tone, yup light enough, and dropped this on Trump. But what if someone were to drop that on Rachel the Stolen Pallor gal? Would that be racist?

Yup, need moar coffee.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 17, 2015 09:35 AM (cR4O9)

96 Greece still has #TwoWeeks. Why all the hysteria?

Posted by: embroglios at June 17, 2015 09:35 AM (7q1dQ)

97 I was the victim of Sorority rape (Omega Moos). I'll never recover. I just don't think I resisted enough.

Posted by: Alpha Male at June 17, 2015 09:36 AM (VcOqI)

98 Good morning

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 17, 2015 09:36 AM (zDjhd)

99 What's Wrong With Teaching Women To Avoid Rape

Nothing, except that it expects women to be adult persons of their own agency who take responsibility for their actions- rather than children swaddled in protective blankets still sucking on their binkies.

You may as well teach muggers not to be muggers as teach rapists not to be rapists. No one thinks it's okay to rape any more than they think it is okay to rob people or murder them. The fact is there are bad people in the world who will do bad things. If you are unwilling or unable to accept this and prepare appropriately, that's on you.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 17, 2015 09:36 AM (rks47)

100 that she not go to parties if she doesn't want to meet some men who would like to loosen her up with a few drinks.


Posted by: Lizzy

I remember in college (long time ago) that the only reason we would buy lime flavored vodka for a party was that the womenz like to drink it with 7 UP. And we knew that if we got them tipsy we could do things like um... er... Discuss the social issues of the day. Yeah that's what it was.

Posted by: Bruce at June 17, 2015 09:37 AM (8ikIW)

101 John Boehner is a bleary eyed drunk---with a $400 haircut.

Posted by: Boehner's tear ducts at June 17, 2015 09:37 AM (VcOqI)

102 There is an article on washpo this morning about 'transracial' adoptees and parents getting angry at Rachel and anyone who uses the term 'transracial' for what she's done.

Posted by: Lea at June 17, 2015 09:37 AM (lIU4e)

103 Good morning
Posted by: phoenixgirl



Good morning pg.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 09:37 AM (cCQ+Z)

104 It shows that feminists are not about protecting women from being raped but indicting men for it.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 09:37 AM (oVJmc)

105 Witless ape. That's so funny. It's as if the witless monkeys who write for that witless webzine expect us to take ANY of these candidates seriously.

Seriously people, if you haven't yet figured out the American political system is a zoo, you are no brighter than the animals on display.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2015 09:38 AM (TOk1P)

106 >.Shorter: NEVER try to out-crazy RSM.

Seriously, he has got their number and he is relentless. The idiot is whining that he should be removed from the internet.
I
t always comes down to censorship, even when these idiots parade their issues for all the world to see - how dare you then comment?!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2015 09:38 AM (k2QA3)

107 Good morning
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 17, 2015 09:36 AM (zDjhd)


Good Morning. You Arizonans can come take your heat back now. It's already 96 degrees.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 17, 2015 09:38 AM (KbNXw)

108 We protest.

Posted by: Witless Apes at June 17, 2015 09:39 AM (oVJmc)

109 Posted by: Bruce at June 17, 2015 09:37 AM (8ikIW)

Yep grain punch at ever party for the first month of fall semester. For the children (freshmen's)

Posted by: wrg500 at June 17, 2015 09:39 AM (sgrzZ)

110 What's Wrong With Teaching Women To Avoid Rape

"What's wrong with teaching men not to rape" - Every snot-nosed SJW without the first friggin' clue about human nature.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 09:39 AM (O7MnT)

111 >>>>There is an article on washpo this morning about 'transracial' adoptees and parents getting angry at Rachel and anyone who uses the term 'transracial' for what she's done.
.
.
.
.I think she is doing an excellent job of out crayzing the Liberal crazies. She isn't just going to fade away like they want her to.

She is doubling down on the Purple Kool Aid and they hate her for that.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 17, 2015 09:39 AM (iONHu)

112 A Boy and His Dog

1975 Don Johnson

Classic

Posted by: Boehner's tear ducts at June 17, 2015 09:40 AM (VcOqI)

113 Witless Ape Rides Escalator

As God is my witness, I expected a Joe Biden story.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2015 09:24 AM (zF6Iw)


Eh, the whole "hands off King Precious and His Entourage" thang-

has got the whole press corps crazier than shithouse rats dosed on bath salts-

as each day King Precious dumps a huge greasy load of society-destroying asininity all over their heads.

Even NR, who are supposed to be Reps, go into full crazed weasel mode when an "approved" attack target comes down the pike.

They were and still are the worst at attacking Palin.


Gotta go to those DC Partays you know.


Not that I'm a Trump fan, but

you never see the Dims going after their...uh...colorful candidates.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2015 09:40 AM (KUa85)

114 Trump is a celebrity hound like Bruce Jenner but without the plastic boobs.

Posted by: embroglios at June 17, 2015 09:40 AM (7q1dQ)

115 The idiot is whining that he should be removed from the internet.

Call the Internet Police!

Posted by: Witless Apes at June 17, 2015 09:40 AM (oVJmc)

116 I demand to be President. Or I'll throw my feces at you.

Posted by: Witless Ape at June 17, 2015 09:41 AM (VcOqI)

117 And the fact that the B&G club paid for that takes them off my list of a charity that I would ever donate to.

Posted by: RWC - Team Extremely Pissed Off Right Wingers at June 17, 2015 09:41 AM (fWAjv)

118 You may as well teach muggers not to be muggers as
teach rapists not to be rapists. No one thinks it's okay to rape any
more than they think it is okay to rob people or murder them. The fact
is there are bad people in the world who will do bad things. If you are
unwilling or unable to accept this and prepare appropriately, that's on
you.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 17, 2015 09:36 AM (rks47)


The difference is, rapers rape because of male privilege and Teh Patriarchy. Muggers mug because you white people have it coming to you.

See, one is really the victim, the other is not.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2015 09:41 AM (TOk1P)

119 62 Rachel Dolzeal,

You ARE the daughter!
Posted by: Maury Povich at June 17, 2015 09:22 AM (GvNnD)


Rachel,

I am your father.

Posted by: Darth Vader at June 17, 2015 09:42 AM (ecDRv)

120 >>What're you afraid of?

I'm not afraid of Trump, but he acts constantly like he's standing in front of the circus, trying to entice customers. That's not appealing.

Posted by: Lea at June 17, 2015 09:42 AM (lIU4e)

121 You know, the OPM data breach doesn't bother me.

I owe no allegiance, loyalty or respect to any one who works for the federal government.

They care so damned little about their own security, how much further down the line is mine?

And since 90% of them work full-time to advance the Democrat agenda--actively working against me--why the fuck should I care what happens to them?

As leading Democrat Kos once said, "Fuck 'em."

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 17, 2015 09:42 AM (ZvKdv)

122 any news on those guys Cuomo helped escape

Posted by: Jean at June 17, 2015 09:42 AM (ztOda)

123 Trump isn't a conservative, or a libertarian so I'm not sure why we should be protecting him.

He's basically everything that is wrong with the party in overdrive.

Posted by: HoboJerk, TPHSATAR at June 17, 2015 09:42 AM (FA3Z7)

124 I'm telling ya, Rachel is still raging at the loss of attention from her parents when they adopted all those other kids.

Assuming a black identity (mimicking her adopted siblings) started getting her attention and benefits.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 09:42 AM (oVJmc)

125 he acts constantly like he's standing in front of the circus, trying to entice customers

He is. It's called the American voting public.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 17, 2015 09:43 AM (sgrzZ)

126 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 09:06 AM (GpgJl)

Vic, I'll use small words, so maybe you will understand.

National Review has many writers. Kevin Williamson is one of them. He does not represent NR, and NR assuredly (sorry for the big word) does not represent him. You would know this if you actually read Williamson's work instead of just lumping him in with all of the other writers who produce work for NR.

I'm sure he once wrote something that offended you, so you have extrapolated one article to his entire body of work.

That sounds pretty progressive to me.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2015 09:43 AM (Zu3d9)

127 Remind me to never donate money to the Boys and Girls Club. What a waste of $200,000.

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 09:43 AM (XWo4d)

128 I demand to be President. Or I'll throw my feces at you.

Posted by: Witless Ape at June 17, 2015 09:41 AM (VcOqI)



At last! I've found my candidate.


Where can I contribute to your candidacy?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2015 09:44 AM (KUa85)

129 >>Trump is a celebrity hound like Bruce Jenner but without the plastic boobs.

And like Jenner, he has some tangible accomplishments....unlike a certain person who likes to tell other people "you didn't build that!"

Obama had no tangible accomplishments prior to being elected, not even much of paper trail related to his work experience. So why is Trump an egotistical joke and Obama wasn't?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2015 09:44 AM (k2QA3)

130 Witless ape. Kind of infers that the others aren't - by a factor of 10 or more.

Posted by: JD at June 17, 2015 09:44 AM (TzeLs)

131 #122 They are holding one cell for Cuomo for after his indictment and conviction for bribery, extortion, misconduct in office, and just being an all around asshole.

Posted by: Escaped Convicts at June 17, 2015 09:44 AM (VcOqI)

132 Trump isn't a conservative, or a libertarian so I'm not sure why we should be protecting him.

I put him in the same group with R. Paul. Both of them.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 17, 2015 09:44 AM (sgrzZ)

133 I haven't seen anything new on the escapees. I wish they were bank robbers or tax cheats or something instead of murderers, then I could kind of root for them. So far, they've done better than what, 99% of the people who have attempted to escape prison?

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 17, 2015 09:45 AM (2cS/G)

134 Please stop the Witless Ape bashing.

Posted by: Witless Apes Everywhere at June 17, 2015 09:45 AM (VcOqI)

135 he acts constantly like he's standing in front of the circus, trying to entice customers


He is. It's called the American voting public being a carney.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 09:45 AM (cCQ+Z)

136 You know, the OPM data breach doesn't bother me.I owe no allegiance, loyalty or respect to any one who works for the federal government.They care so damned little about their own security, how much further down the line is mine?And since 90% of them work full-time to advance the Democrat agenda--actively working against me--why the fuck should I care what happens to them?As leading Democrat Kos once said, "Fuck 'em."

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 17, 2015 09:42 AM (ZvKdv)


Ditto. With apologies to the 'rons and 'ettes employed in the fedgov, fuck them all.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2015 09:45 AM (zF6Iw)

137 82 Pixy has always hated links, but sometimes I want to
pull a quote from another article and comment on it. Even unformatted
text brings up the Red Courier Font Page of Death.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 09:32 AM (O7MnT)


Links by tinyurl use to work fine until the troll trashed the blog by posting HTML in the comments. The "fix" ended links.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 09:45 AM (GpgJl)

138 You have to remove all punctuation from the quote down to the last ' or . For links tiny url seems to work ok for me.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2015 09:30 AM (g1DWB)


Given some of the crap that's gone on around here of late, I would really appreciate if people stated where the tinyurl link goes. Some popular sites lock up my browser. And then there's the bad juju links.

Posted by: RickZ at June 17, 2015 09:45 AM (GBpci)

139 Yes, as a former congressional staffer, I received my OPM letter on Tuesday that my information may have been compromised.

No worry, they're offering 18 months of credit monitoring!

Thanks Obama!

Posted by: Jay in PA at June 17, 2015 09:45 AM (YgwLF)

140 As leading Democrat Kos once said, "Fuck 'em."

I lived in the DC area for twelve years.

You never met a more arrogant, self-satisfied mass of people who were absolutely convinced of their intellectual and moral superiority over everyone else but couldn't figure out how to return a gawdam shopping cart to the cart corral at Wegmans.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 09:46 AM (O7MnT)

141 I noticed Cuomo taking the time to inspect their work

Posted by: Jean at June 17, 2015 09:46 AM (ztOda)

142 Remind me to never donate money to the Boys and Girls Club. What a waste of $200,000.

All to serve Hillary Clinton's avarice.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 09:46 AM (oVJmc)

143 being a carney.

What politician isn't?

Posted by: wrg500 at June 17, 2015 09:46 AM (sgrzZ)

144 Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 09:37 AM (oVJmc)

Interesting that the SJWs are not decrying the explosion in lesbian rape on campus.

Supposedly it is a huge problem, and heterosexual women are being targeted. They have to travel in groups to avoid being sexually assaulted by other women.

[some, or possibly all of this may be bullshit, but I think I may have read it on the internet]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2015 09:47 AM (Zu3d9)

145 You've got to love Williamson's piece on Trump. Trump may be a windbag, but the guy is saying all the right things people want to hear. The other candidates should take notice and back away from their mealy-mouthed, half-hearted, consultant-guided, demographic appealing nonsense.

People want a real leader and Trump certainly sounded like one yesterday. Even Rush noticed it and also that suddenly people are interested in what was otherwise a sleepy snooze fest.

Trump isn't my candidate, but he certainly sounds like someone I want to vote for...

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2015 09:47 AM (GGCsk)

146 I noticed Cuomo taking the time to inspect their work
Posted by: Jean at June 17, 2015 09:46 AM (ztOda)


He may have been pretending. He's an ignorant clown.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 17, 2015 09:47 AM (KbNXw)

147 Please stop the Witless Ape bashing.


Posted by: Witless Apes Everywhere at June 17, 2015 09:45 AM


What about damned dirty apes? Can we still bash them? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2015 09:47 AM (h4vJk)

148 http://www.shadyurl.com/ is also fun. It's like tinyurl, but it makes the link look sketchy.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 09:47 AM (O7MnT)

149 I now know that Witless Apes are supporting Hillary.

Posted by: Frank Luntz at June 17, 2015 09:48 AM (VcOqI)

150 I think she is doing an excellent job of out crayzing the Liberal crazies. She isn't just going to fade away like they want her to.

Anyone else starting to wonder if she isn't a "deep cover" plant working to discredit the Left?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 17, 2015 09:48 AM (2l5vw)

151 "So why is Trump an egotistical joke and Obama wasn't?"

Trump is an egotistical joke. Obama is a sly spouse abuser in the feminine style of sly innuendo as in "you are likable enough Hillary". The kind of innuendo that makes you want to punch his teeth out, but social custom says you can't hit the woman.

Posted by: embroglios at June 17, 2015 09:48 AM (7q1dQ)

152 National Review has many writers. Kevin Williamson
is one of them.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2015 09:43 AM (Zu3d9)


He's just one of a class. Lots of people bow down and genuflect in front of the guy, and frankly at this point I'm not willing to do that for anybody who works for a webzine for a living.

No, I'm not going to read his stuff. I've read some of it. I have no opinion one way or another. Still, he's part of the problem right now. Most people are. Some more than others. Like writers for "conservative" webzines.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2015 09:48 AM (TOk1P)

153 #147 We are witless---and dirty.

Posted by: Witless Apes Everywhere at June 17, 2015 09:49 AM (VcOqI)

154 In a world of witless apes, the half-wit ape is king.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 17, 2015 09:49 AM (NeFrd)

155 As leading Democrat Kos once said, "Fuck 'em."
Posted by: RoyalOil


Speaking as the son of a retired (20 years) DoD worker who's scared shitless of what the hack will do to his retired father who's been through more than enough the last 18 months, kindly please go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 17, 2015 09:49 AM (2l5vw)

156 Gregory of Yardale: This not being able to paste text from other websites is some really annoying sh-t.

See, AoS is a conservative website, technologically. Fancy extended-ASCII characters and other late developments? Letting all those liberal websites try them out, then, if it looks okay, they'll be instituted here. #twoweeks

Oldsailors Poet: OK, I thought I was nuts. I tried to cut and paste a link and I couldn't. Don't they want links shared?

They've changed the rules so URLs can contain above-ASCII characters now, haven't they? (Which means, zillions of new ways to spoof sites.)

Reminder:
http://bit.ly/pixyize
converts modern characters to antique AoS-acceptable code, but if you can't use ampersands, you're SOL.

Posted by: mindful webworker - identifying as material mortal at June 17, 2015 09:49 AM (VDCWC)

157 Trump may be a windbag, but the guy is saying all the right things people want to hear. The other candidates should take notice and back away from their mealy-mouthed, half-hearted, consultant-guided, demographic appealing nonsense.

True, but by dint of being "the hobo's idea of a rich man" he also tends to discredit ideas just by speaking them.

It shouldn't be that way, but it is. If Sarah Palin said that fire was hot, half the people in the country would burn their fingers.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 09:49 AM (O7MnT)

158 I saw Witless Apes open for Bananarama at the Garden in '83.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2015 09:49 AM (h4vJk)

159 So the knives are out for Trump?

I dislike Trump quite a bit, but given that the USA is headed for bankruptcy, I can think of no other man who can not only guide us through it, but make us stronger on the other end.

Plus, with a Trump presidency we'd have more Apprentice parodies here at AoSHQ.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 17, 2015 09:49 AM (eytER)

160 Anyone else starting to wonder if she isn't a "deep cover" plant working to discredit the Left?




Kinda redundant. They left does a good job of that daily.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 09:49 AM (cCQ+Z)

161 107 Good Morning. You Arizonans can come take your heat back now. It's already 96 degrees.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 17, 2015 09:38 AM (KbNXw)

Already 96F up in Charlotte now??? Only 91F here so far.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 09:49 AM (GpgJl)

162 Trump isn't my candidate, but he certainly sounds like someone I want to vote for...
Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2015 09:47 AM (GGCsk)


I doubt Trump will ever win, however, what he can do is stand on the stage and bring up subjects that the other pols run away from.

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 17, 2015 09:49 AM (KbNXw)

163 http://www.shadyurl.com/ is also fun. It's like tinyurl, but it makes the link look sketchy.

Posting them here does that already.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 17, 2015 09:50 AM (2l5vw)

164 Already 96F up in Charlotte now??? Only 91F here so far.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 09:49 AM (GpgJl)

I'm in Greenville SC

Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 17, 2015 09:50 AM (KbNXw)

165 Trump is what Mama928 refers to as a "Wheeler-Dealer". He has gotten unspeakably rich on connections and other people's money.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 17, 2015 09:50 AM (evdj2)

166 Obviously, the Boys and Girls Club has money to waste on grifters. Another charity I don't feel obligated to give to. I give to the Salvation Army, and if I hear they pay a grifter to speak, that will be the end of that. Idiots.

Posted by: maddogg at June 17, 2015 09:50 AM (xWW96)

167 All to serve Hillary Clinton's avarice.




Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 09:46 AM (oVJmc)



Had to slow down and re-read that line. First time, I read it as ovaries. Yeeeecchhh!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 17, 2015 09:50 AM (JO9+V)

168 Lincoln - what I find interesting is that their pickup plan didnt work, and they still managed to get into the wind. Either, they had an excellent set of planned alternatives; or that patsy who worked in the prison was a false flag all along. That's some sophisticated planning from a couple of thugs.

We hear all about the guy who spent years in a Mexican prison and dismembered his boss -- but nothing on the background of the other guy who killed a cop.

Posted by: Jean at June 17, 2015 09:50 AM (ztOda)

169 #158 It's a cruel cruel summer.

Posted by: Witless Apes Everywhere at June 17, 2015 09:50 AM (VcOqI)

170 I haven't watched any of her interviews, but reading that Dolezal interview, yeah, she's either mentally disturbed or thoroughly steeped in the social justice lunacy.
________________________

There are now reports that she has been receiving numerous offers for "reality" t.v. shows, and has hired herself a publicist and agent.

Words fail me.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 17, 2015 09:50 AM (o8Gus)

171 What's Wrong With Teaching Women To Avoid Rape

Maybe we can teach women teachers not to rape while we're at it.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 17, 2015 09:51 AM (mx5oN)

172 In a world of witless apes, the half-wit ape is king.

Joe Biden rejoices.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2015 09:51 AM (zF6Iw)

173
Still, he's part of the problem right now. Most people are. Some more than others. Like writers for "conservative" webzines.

And don't even get me started on blog commenters.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2015 09:51 AM (JtwS4)

174 Plus, with a Trump presidency we'd have more Apprentice parodies here at AoSHQ.

Dammit.

Now I'm seeing "Apprentice: Cabinet Positions" in my head.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 17, 2015 09:51 AM (rks47)

175 How about a live dna test of Dolezal and her parents? I'd love to see the crazy look on her face again. Is she really this stupid?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 17, 2015 09:51 AM (iQIUe)

176 Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2015 09:48 AM (TOk1P)

Williamson is both a fine writer and a fine thinker. He skewers the left rather well, and is a firm believer in our natural rights and the Constitution. And perhaps best of all, he does not worship at the altar of beltway power.

I think very little of many NR writers, but he is a delightful exception.
Give him another chance....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2015 09:52 AM (Zu3d9)

177 Trump, but he acts constantly like he's standing in front of the circus,

****


Not sure what his campaign theme song is gonna be but I bet it sounds awesome on calliope.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 17, 2015 09:52 AM (NeFrd)

178 >>>>I think she is doing an excellent job of out crayzing the Liberal crazies. She isn't just going to fade away like they want her to.

Anyone else starting to wonder if she isn't a "deep cover" plant working to discredit the Left?
.
.
.That thought crossed my mind the other day. I mean the timing of this story couldn't have been any more perfect. Plus it has the Liberals eating their words and trying to redefine their own illogical arguments that they had just written no more than a week ago.

I mean she is using their exact same words and phrases when she talks about herself, she "identifies" as Black, etc.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 17, 2015 09:52 AM (iONHu)

179 I saw Witless Apes open for Bananarama at the Garden in '83.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2015 09:49 AM (h4vJk)


For a short time there in the 80s, Bananarama were my Penthouse Letters fantasy.

I still like the dance remix of Hotline to Heaven.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2015 09:52 AM (zF6Iw)

180 Did any of you see the portraits done by one of the escaped murderers? WTF?

Posted by: Witless Apes Everywhere at June 17, 2015 09:52 AM (VcOqI)

181 126 National Review has many writers. Kevin Williamson
is one of them. He does not represent NR, and NR assuredly (sorry for
the big word) does not represent him. You would know this if you
actually read Williamson's work instead of just lumping him in with all
of the other writers who produce work for NR.

I'm sure he once wrote something that offended you, so you have extrapolated one article to his entire body of work.

That sounds pretty progressive to me.....


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2015 09:43 AM (Zu3d9)

I have covered this b4. I don't know KW, but I do know NR. NR is nothing more than a PR blog for the RNCe. I quit going there years ago. If he is on NR than I will probably never read him.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 09:53 AM (GpgJl)

182 There are now reports that she has been receiving numerous offers for "reality" t.v. shows, and has hired herself a publicist and agent.

That's a whole big long list of people what need Pusser stickin'.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 17, 2015 09:53 AM (659DL)

183 Posted by: Insomniac at June 17, 2015 09:51 AM (mx5oN)

There were two in particular in high school who could have made me a happy camper had they taken advantage of my tender sensibilities.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2015 09:53 AM (Zu3d9)

184 >>I doubt Trump will ever win, however, what he can do is stand on the stage and bring up subjects that the other pols run away from.

Yep. Not a Trump fan at all, but the guy did manage to get Obama to release *a* birth certificate - so he knows how to get under his skin. I would be happy if Trump just stays in long enough to hammer away at all of Obama's stupid policies. Then goes away.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2015 09:53 AM (k2QA3)

185 Having this crazy white girl on TV is sick. It's like a circus freak show. The networks should be embarrassed, this woman is crazy and the TV producers don't give a shit about her. Give us rating, bitches.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 17, 2015 09:54 AM (0FSuD)

186 How can you spot the Half-Wit Ape?

Listen for the one 'Oookkking' the loudest.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 09:54 AM (r+/qI)

187 Plus it has the Liberals eating their words and trying to redefine
their own illogical arguments that they had just written no more than a
week ago.



I mean she is using their exact same words and phrases when she talks about herself, she "identifies" as Black, etc.


Geoffrey Elfwick needs a friggin' medal for doing so much to bring this to a head so quickly.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 09:54 AM (oVJmc)

188 124 I'm telling ya, Rachel is still raging at the loss of attention from her parents when they adopted all those other kids.

Assuming a black identity (mimicking her adopted siblings) started getting her attention and benefits.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 09:42 AM (oVJmc)

===========

How much attention did she need? I think she was 16 when they adopted the kids. I'm sure she used the fact that she had adopted black brothers on her application to Howard. I suspect Howard is not cheap either.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 17, 2015 09:54 AM (iQIUe)

189 All witless apes are equal...but some are more equal than others.

Posted by: 1985 at June 17, 2015 09:54 AM (VcOqI)

190 He has gotten unspeakably rich on connections and other people's money.

Yeah, and...?

Posted by: Bill and Hillary Grifter Initiative at June 17, 2015 09:54 AM (O7MnT)

191 How can you spot the Half-Wit Ape?

Listen for the one 'Oookkking' the loudest.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 09:54 AM


Oook?!

Posted by: The Librarian at June 17, 2015 09:55 AM (h4vJk)

192 Listen for the one 'Oookkking' the loudest.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 09:54 AM (r+/qI)


Ook!?

Posted by: The Librarian at June 17, 2015 09:55 AM (rks47)

193 Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 09:53 AM (GpgJl)

Do you pull your head out of the sand to eat and drink, or do you just use a straw?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2015 09:55 AM (Zu3d9)

194 Horde group-think powers... Activate!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at June 17, 2015 09:55 AM (rks47)

195 And don't even get me started on blog commenters.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2015 09:51 AM (JtwS4)


Amen. They're the worst. What we need now is a witless ape to lead all the little spider monkeys to... well, not freedom, but maybe a tall cliff, with steep rocks below.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2015 09:55 AM (TOk1P)

196 Banarama would probably be brought up on charges by the Soviet Justice Wankers for this video...

https://youtu.be/NkcU2_Vs7Xw

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 09:55 AM (r+/qI)

197 For a short time there in the 80s, Bananarama were my Penthouse Letters fantasy.

Late 80s/early 90s. Expose'. Specifically, Ann Curless.

...
...
...

I'll be back in a few.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 17, 2015 09:55 AM (659DL)

198 138 >> Given some of the crap that's gone on around here of late, I would
really appreciate if people stated where the tinyurl link goes.

I make it a practice to do this. I also isolate the tiny link on its own line, so that Kindle/phone users have an easier time opening the link. For a sketchy type site, I only link the tinyurl preview version.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 17, 2015 09:55 AM (cR4O9)

199 There were two in particular in high school who could have made me a happy camper had they taken advantage of my tender sensibilities.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2015 09:53 AM (Zu3d9)

Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0

Posted by: Insomniac at June 17, 2015 09:56 AM (mx5oN)

200 NR is nothing more than a PR blog for the RNCe.

How dare they muscle in on our turf.

Posted by: FoxNews at June 17, 2015 09:56 AM (O7MnT)

201 164 I'm in Greenville SC



Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 17, 2015 09:50 AM (KbNXw)

That's even more in the mountains.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 09:56 AM (GpgJl)

202 So, did you hear the one about the comedian who lost his chimpanzee sidekick just before his show was about to start? Poor guy was an apeless wit.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 17, 2015 09:56 AM (2cS/G)

203 Horde group-think powers... Activate!
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at June 17, 2015 09:55 AM


Form of...an orangutan!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2015 09:56 AM (h4vJk)

204 >>It's like a circus freak show. The networks should be embarrassed, this woman is crazy and the TV producers don't give a shit about her.


Hiya!!

Posted by: Kardashians, Duggars, Sister Wives, Honey Boo Boo, Pregnant Man at June 17, 2015 09:57 AM (k2QA3)

205 Tarzan of the Witless Apes.

Posted by: You Jane Tarzaon at June 17, 2015 09:57 AM (VcOqI)

206 Personal attacks so early in the day, must be be a bloody mary morning. Speaking of which, mine has a tad too much bloody for my taste.

Posted by: fairweatherbill identifying as a crass European royal at June 17, 2015 09:58 AM (cygkw)

207 Feminists want rape prevention to be one of those 'confidence falls' they do as a team-building exercise where someone falls backwards into the arms of the team to save them.

This is the best explanation of that perspective I've seen.

It's breathtakingly stupid of course. You can't trust strangers, they're strangers!

As for the commenter who said the girls want to be one of the guys, hard partying and all, this is where good girlfriends come in (or men who can be trusted). They watch out for you if you've had too much or were roofied or something. Every girl I went to college with knew the basic 'code' of watch your drink, make sure you've rounded up all your friends when you leave a club, etc.. I don't know what kind of hole these 'feminists' fell into that they didn't get the message.

Posted by: Lea at June 17, 2015 09:58 AM (lIU4e)

208 Trump/Dr. Zaius '16!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 09:58 AM (oVJmc)

209 Re: Dolezal, a DNA test would be fairly conclusive as to whether the people who raised her are her biological parents. But I doubt she would consent to one.

Posted by: Penfold at June 17, 2015 09:59 AM (Fbt5B)

210 193 Do you pull your head out of the sand to eat and drink, or do you just use a straw?


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2015 09:55 AM (Zu3d9)

My head is out of the sand, which is why I gave up on NR long ago.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 09:59 AM (GpgJl)

211 >>I doubt Trump will ever win, however, what he can do is stand on the
stage and bring up subjects that the other pols run away from.
<<

That's a fair point and apparently something Williamson couldn't get over in his gushing ad hominems, pejoratives and fake pathos arguments about his father. It really makes NR more a joke as they at one time made, useful cogitative points. Now it seems they're part of the freak-show carnival.

I don't disagree there is often a circus atmosphere around Trump and his odds of being the final nominee. But he sure played the right part yesterday. You know, as opposed to the Bush snooze-fest.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2015 09:59 AM (GGCsk)

212 NRO is right! We're to blame for GOP losses!

Posted by: self-hating witless ape at June 17, 2015 09:59 AM (kivUY)

213 Who's richer--Trump or Oprah?

Posted by: Negative Balance at June 17, 2015 09:59 AM (VcOqI)

214
Williamson is both a fine writer and a fine thinker. He skewers the
left rather well, and is a firm believer in our natural rights and the
Constitution. And perhaps best of all, he does not worship at the altar
of beltway power.

I think very little of many NR writers, but he is a delightful exception.
Give him another chance....
===========
No. Not until he leaves that shitrag.

He is covered with the same shit, rolling around in the same shitbin as the same shitbag that told us we need to get over this whole "the Bible is God's Word" thing and embrace fag marriage.

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 17, 2015 09:59 AM (ZvKdv)

215 Attack Vic at your peril.

That pet triceratops can be mean.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 17, 2015 10:00 AM (659DL)

216 And then there's the bad juju links.
Sure, Rick, blame the jujus!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2015 10:00 AM (kivUY)

217 It's a madhouse! A MADHOUSE!

Posted by: Charlton Heston watching the Trump announcement at June 17, 2015 10:00 AM (oVJmc)

218 "It's like a circus freak show. The networks should be embarrassed,"

The networks are still raking in the advertiser dollars, yes? Blogs still getting hits from all the click bait.

Y'all keep taking the bait, why should they stop as long as the money keeps rolling in.

It's trolls all the way down. The only way to win is not play the game.

Posted by: embroglios at June 17, 2015 10:00 AM (7q1dQ)

219 Re: Dolezal, a DNA test would be fairly conclusive as to whether the people who raised her are her biological parents. But I doubt she would consent to one.
Posted by: Penfold at June 17, 2015 09:59 AM


Chief Spreading Bull still refuses Howie Carr's challenge for both of them to get DNA testing to see who's more Indian.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2015 10:00 AM (h4vJk)

220 124 I'm telling ya, Rachel is still raging at the loss of attention from her parents when they adopted all those other kids.

Assuming a black identity (mimicking her adopted siblings) started getting her attention and benefits.


---

She was grown or very nearly so by the time they started adopting the kids.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at June 17, 2015 10:01 AM (GvNnD)

221
Tarzan of the Witless Apes.

Obligatory, from the very much pre-Code Tarzan and His Mate:


http://bit.ly/1GsUZ7T

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2015 10:01 AM (JtwS4)

222 Bananarama? I had no idea who or what that was.



I figured The Prophet ace, blessed be his hairy back, had started a band with pixy.


Old

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 17, 2015 10:01 AM (0FSuD)

223 Bananarama:

When I think about you, I touch myself.

Posted by: Divinyls at June 17, 2015 10:01 AM (VcOqI)

224 I can't stand the sight or sound of Trump. Whenever he shows up on my tv or radio I can't change the channel fast enough. His voice grates on my nerves almost as badly as Hillary's, and don't even get me started on his hair. He just annoys the shit out of me.

Posted by: stace at June 17, 2015 10:01 AM (CoX6k)

225 "I hear hooting apes, who are using human speech to disguise the fact
that they're just engaging in primitive ape hooting, and they use the
masquerade of human-sounding speech primarily to hide their ape hooting
from themselves."

http://minx.cc:1080/?post=351389

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 17, 2015 10:01 AM (ZKzrr)

226 Williamson is both a fine writer and a fine thinker.
He skewers the left rather well, and is a firm believer in our natural
rights and the Constitution. And perhaps best of all, he does not
worship at the altar of beltway power.

I think very little of many NR writers, but he is a delightful exception.
Give him another chance....


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2015 09:52 AM (Zu3d9)


We're heading into an election season that promises to be exponentially worse than anything we've seen before. We're leading with Brucella Jenner and fake black people at the moment, God only knows how many more freaks are going to come out of the woodwork between now and then.

I just can't take it seriously. I'm resigned to the fact that the apocalypse is nigh, and frankly I have no need for someone who is seriously commentating on the relative merits of the various candidates for President of the pending apocalypse.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2015 10:01 AM (TOk1P)

227 Rachel Dolezal's REAL father?

Brian Williams.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 17, 2015 10:01 AM (wtvvX)

228 I saw Witless Apes open for the Monkees in 1977 at Exhibition Place!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2015 10:02 AM (kivUY)

229 They watch out for you if you've had too much or were
roofied or something. Every girl I went to college with knew the basic 'code' of watch your drink,



Beer. Long necks. You can hold it and keep your thumb over the opening.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 10:02 AM (cCQ+Z)

230
Trump isn't my candidate, but he certainly sounds like someone I want to vote for...
Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2015 09:47 AM (GGCsk

With Oprah as his VP, gimme a fuckin break.

His ego is about a pubic hair thinner than the current occupant in the WH

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2015 10:02 AM (F2IAQ)

231 How did I forget the Monkees?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2015 10:02 AM (h4vJk)

232 Bananarama:

When I think about you, I touch myself.


Posted by: Divinyls at June 17, 2015 10:01 AM (VcOqI)

When I think about me, I touch myself.

Posted by: Obamarama at June 17, 2015 10:02 AM (oVJmc)

233 I saw Ape Hooting open for The Hooters during spring break in '86.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 17, 2015 10:03 AM (659DL)

234 We hear all about the guy who spent years in a Mexican prison and dismembered his boss -- but nothing on the background of the other guy who killed a cop.
_______________________

Here's what the BBC reported about him:

In 2002, a New York sheriff's deputy caught Sweat and his cousin, Jeffrey Nabinger, with stolen guns. But when the deputy, Kevin Tarsia, tried to arrest them, the pair shot Tarsia 15 times and ran him over with their car, the Los Angeles Times reported. He was later sentenced to life in prison without parole. Before his murder conviction, he had served two years in prison for attempted burglary, but was eventually paroled.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 17, 2015 10:03 AM (o8Gus)

235 Fukkit. We're heading for a flames thread, official or not.

We're overdue anyway.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 17, 2015 10:03 AM (2l5vw)

236 I am starting a Witless Ape refuge. Send contributions to the Democratic National Committee.

Posted by: Gorilla Envy at June 17, 2015 10:03 AM (VcOqI)

237 Curious if anyone at NR has ever referred to Obama or Clinton (either one) as something akin to a "witless ape" in the magazine or on their website.


Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 17, 2015 10:03 AM (eytER)

238 To hell with all witless apes! We just need an ape with no pants.

Posted by: Shirime Monkey at June 17, 2015 10:03 AM (yn6XZ)

239 Are we going to go after that shark or what? He bites off left arms only. Hunt him! Kill him! Gut him! I wonder if a school of fish were that close to shore and the shark was chasing its food source. I dont think kids standing in waist high water could be mistaken for a seal or something.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 17, 2015 10:03 AM (iQIUe)

240 @221

Have you seen the scene where she swims nude? Pretty good for and old flick. Filmed in FL if I remember correctly.



http://tinyurl.com/o9vgyrz

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 17, 2015 10:03 AM (0FSuD)

241 I saw Hooting Apes open for Hootie and the Blowfish in '92.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2015 10:03 AM (h4vJk)

242 @240

Ask Vic he drove them to the set.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 17, 2015 10:04 AM (0FSuD)

243 Thread, we have a problem.

Posted by: Going Down Fast at June 17, 2015 10:04 AM (VcOqI)

244 I think I'm going to start identifying as Klingon...maybe Uruk-Hai.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 17, 2015 10:04 AM (659DL)

245 We had a sergeant in HHC Mortars who was a white guy from South Africa. Did a tour in their paras first. Just to take the piss, he applied to be the battalion's EO NCO, stating he was the most authentic African American in the 3rd Battalion.

Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at June 17, 2015 10:04 AM (yyMsG)

246 Posted by: RoyalOil at June 17, 2015 09:59 AM (ZvKdv)

So you won't read Williamson simply because he writes for NR? Not because of his ideas, but because of the masthead under which he publishes?

Wow.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2015 10:05 AM (Zu3d9)

247 Hey hey!

Posted by: The Monkees at June 17, 2015 10:05 AM (evdj2)

248 242
@240

Ask Vic he drove them to the set.


Posted by: Nip Sip at June 17, 2015 10:04 AM (0FSuD)

Didn't that film get made before the Hayes code went into effect?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 10:05 AM (GpgJl)

249 231 How did I forget the Monkees?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2015 10:02 AM (h4vJk

You were in Clarkesville at the time.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2015 10:06 AM (F2IAQ)

250 Thread, we have a problem.

Posted by: Going Down Fast



Emergency blow. All planes to full rise.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 17, 2015 10:06 AM (evdj2)

251 So you won't read Williamson simply because he writes for NR? Not because of his ideas, but because of the masthead under which he publishes?

A bit of point here. P.J. O'Rourke did write for Rolling Stone for a substantial stretch of time.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 17, 2015 10:06 AM (659DL)

252 235 Fukkit. We're heading for a flames thread, official or not.

We're overdue anyway.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 17, 2015 10:03 AM (2l5vw)

Why don't you go fuck yourself, you festering pustule on a baboon's ass?

Hey, somebody had to kick things off...

Posted by: Insomniac at June 17, 2015 10:06 AM (mx5oN)

253 If one called Rachel Dolezal a "witless ape," the cries of racism would never be quieted.

Posted by: Easily Offended at June 17, 2015 10:06 AM (VcOqI)

254 People say we monkey around....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 17, 2015 10:06 AM (zDjhd)

255 Saw that the husband of the slutty (and stupid) woman prison guard who helped the two escapees is now saying hell, no, there's no way he's standing by his wife (contrary to yesterday's reports).

I feel better about him now.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 17, 2015 10:07 AM (o8Gus)

256 I just...I just can't even.
http://is.gd/a9uVGK

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 17, 2015 10:07 AM (ZKzrr)

257 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 17, 2015 10:00 AM (659DL)

You think that's an attack? You must be new around here!

And besides, Joyce Carole Oates will protect me from the triceratops with humane, non-lethal means.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2015 10:07 AM (Zu3d9)

258 246 Posted by: RoyalOil at June 17, 2015 09:59 AM (ZvKdv)

So you won't read Williamson simply because he writes for NR? Not because of his ideas, but because of the masthead under which he publishes?

Wow.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2015 10:05 AM (Zu3d

Actually Williamson is linked here quite often. I am not a NR fan, but for the most part he is a good writer who holds the correct view.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2015 10:07 AM (F2IAQ)

259 #255 I guess they rolled her in flour and looked for the wet spot.

Posted by: Easily Offended at June 17, 2015 10:08 AM (VcOqI)

260 Are we going to go after that shark or what? He bites off left arms only.
_______________________

Obviously one of those Tea Party sharks!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 17, 2015 10:08 AM (o8Gus)

261 256 I just...I just can't even.
http://is.gd/a9uVGK
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 17, 2015 10:07 AM (ZKzrr)

Paranoia level: red.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 17, 2015 10:08 AM (mx5oN)

262 "From its position as a core member of Europe, Greece would see itself relegated to the rank of a poor country in the European South."


It IS a poor country. Being in the EU has allowed Greece to live beyond its means like a teenager with a credit card. But mommy and daddy are done paying the bills.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 17, 2015 10:08 AM (ppaKI)

263 155 As leading Democrat Kos once said, "Fuck 'em."
Posted by: RoyalOil

Speaking as the son of a retired (20 years) DoD worker who's scared shitless of what the hack will do to his retired father who's been through more than enough the last 18 months, kindly please go fuck yourself.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 17, 2015 09:49 AM (2l5vw)

Got to agree with Brother Cavil. A lot of the people who were compromised do or did national security work with DoD/other agencies. Some of it dangerous and useful. They didn't deserve to be compromised. Are the majority of government employees low-level totalitarians? Sure, but some of them do good, necessary work.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at June 17, 2015 10:08 AM (RD7QR)

264 How did I forget the Monkees?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2015 10:02 AM (h4vJk

You were in Clarkesville at the time.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2015 10:06 AM


Barely made it, too. Just caught the last train.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2015 10:08 AM (h4vJk)

265
Have you seen the scene where she swims nude?

That was a body double.

Also, IN THE NAME OF FUCKING MARINATED ORC BALLS what the holy hell! Cersei's nude walk in GoT was CGIed.

That is all of the not fair.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2015 10:08 AM (JtwS4)

266 Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 17, 2015 10:07 AM (ZKzrr)

10:1 that lead the local television news, too.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 17, 2015 10:08 AM (659DL)

267 Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 17, 2015 10:07 AM (ZKzrr)

But they were really, really ugly clothes!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2015 10:09 AM (Zu3d9)

268 264 How did I forget the Monkees?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2015 10:02 AM (h4vJk

You were in Clarkesville at the time.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2015 10:06 AM


Barely made it, too. Just caught the last train.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2015 10:08 AM (h4vJk)

Didn't I meet you at the station?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 17, 2015 10:09 AM (mx5oN)

269 Non-lethal means worked great for ACU on Isla Nublar against the Super Rex.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 10:09 AM (r+/qI)

270 Hey, somebody had to kick things off...
Posted by: Insomniac


Kick your mom off, you corgi-hating crossbowist RINO Christie fanboi.

Oh, and spiders rule, ya gits.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 17, 2015 10:09 AM (2l5vw)

271
Here we go again Donald. I'll hold the ball and you come running up and kick it!

Trump/Lucy '16

Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 17, 2015 10:10 AM (P330y)

272 267 Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 17, 2015 10:07 AM (ZKzrr)

But they were really, really ugly clothes!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2015 10:09 AM (Zu3d9)

Afterward they went into PetSmart and shot a dog, then flashbanged the Kids 'R' Us, just for good measure.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 17, 2015 10:10 AM (mx5oN)

273 From its position as a core member of Europe

Yeah. No.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 17, 2015 10:10 AM (659DL)

274 Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2015 10:08 AM (JtwS4)

Did you notice that some of the CGI in the last episode was not well done?

I think that they were under some time constraints and pushed it out a bit too quickly.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2015 10:10 AM (Zu3d9)

275 >>I think very little of many NR writers, but he is a delightful exception.
Give him another chance....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2015 09:52 AM (Zu3d9) <<<

This is the lede piece from a publication who is leaning Bush and it reeks of dishonesty and emotion, not any type of mature intellectual thinking. It's almost hysterical in content right from the headline to its final sentence.

No matter what he's written before, it's a terrible piece that in my thinking does damage to his credibility.

I ma not going to defend the circus that surrounds Trump. But for people who are alwasy complaining about the left writing "hit" pieces, this sure smells like it came from the same pile.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2015 10:10 AM (GGCsk)

276 261 256 I just...I just can't even.
http://is.gd/a9uVGK
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 17, 2015 10:07 AM (ZKzrr)

Paranoia level: red.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 17, 2015 10:08 AM (mx5oN

They must be waiting for the corn to grow. Seems like they have too much free time on their hands at the moment.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2015 10:11 AM (F2IAQ)

277 Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 17, 2015 10:09 AM (2l5vw)

So we are refighting the War of Northern Aggression?

Posted by: wrg500 at June 17, 2015 10:11 AM (sgrzZ)

278 Rachel....
Have a friend whose daughter decided, at age 14, that she loved the black ghetto culture. Not content to simply play rap and hip hop and dress like a ho, but ended up spending as much time as possible in the ghetto,becoming as ghetto as she could possibly do in spite of her lily white skin and ended up being arrested, addicted, pregnant at age 18 to one of her ghetto brothers, etc. Spent the first few years of her child's life determined to raise him "black" , which meant , in her mind, having him babysat by as many people as possible, including a bunch of teenage black boys. Used to beat the child, a la, Adrian Peterson because to do anything different was raising him "white".
She is now in her mid twenties and has finally started to see that raising a kid in the ghetto has it's drawbacks, it's neither cool nor hip. Has finally, after many fits and starts, gotten an LPN and is working.
Without her parents hanging in there and refusing to quit on her, taking the baby whenever possible to care for him, both would have been a statistic.
My friend says there is a syndrome among middle class white girls who find this lifestyle bizarrely attractive, and short of moving, impossible to stop them from exploring.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 17, 2015 10:11 AM (JaIou)

279 Posted by: Insomniac at June 17, 2015 10:10 AM (mx5oN)

The really sad thing is that it wouldn't be a shock if that actually happened.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2015 10:11 AM (Zu3d9)

280 RINO Christie fanboi

Now that's just needlessly hurtful.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 17, 2015 10:12 AM (mx5oN)

281 Didn't that film get made before the Hayes code went into effect?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 10:05 AM (GpgJl)


The Code was adopted in 1930, though the studios really didn't begin following it to the letter until 1934. Tarzan And His Mate was released in April of 1934, so it had time to sneak under the wire.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2015 10:12 AM (zF6Iw)

282 I'd vote for trump over Clinton any and every damn day of the week.

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 17, 2015 10:12 AM (zDjhd)

283 Actually Williamson is linked here quite often. I am
not a NR fan, but for the most part he is a good writer who holds the
correct view.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2015 10:07 AM (F2IAQ)


Agreed. It's just... it's hard to put this into words without sounding like a raging lunatic. He's writing words. Lots of them. We're almost beyond the point of words.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2015 10:12 AM (TOk1P)

284 Barely made it, too. Just caught the last train.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2015 10:08 AM (h4vJk)

Didn't I meet you at the station?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 17, 2015 10:09 AM (mx5oN)

White room with black curtains?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2015 10:12 AM (F2IAQ)

285
264 How did I forget the Monkees?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2015 10:02 AM (h4vJk



You were in Clarkesville at the time.



Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2015 10:06 AM





Barely made it, too. Just caught the last train.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2015 10:08 AM (h4vJk)



Didn't I meet you at the station?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 17, 2015 10:09 AM (mx5oN)


Now I'm a believer.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 17, 2015 10:13 AM (JO9+V)

286 256 I just...I just can't even.
http://is.gd/a9uVGK

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 17, 2015 10:07 AM (ZKzrr)

*suspiciously eyes the person who dropped a box off at FedEx*

Posted by: RWC - Team Extremely Pissed Off Right Wingers at June 17, 2015 10:13 AM (fWAjv)

287 Bad press about Uber is always bullshit placed there by taxi companies, including this New York Post link.

Here in San Francisco, the articles have been laughable: "Uber driver forces seeing eye dog to ride in trunk." "Uber driver almost runs over small baby." "Uber drivers have many traffic convictions and no insurance", etc.

The reality is that when you have great service at low prices, like UberX or Southwest Airlines, the market gets bigger. Uber's business here in SF is twice what the whole taxicab market used to be. Only a quarter of that was taken from taxis-- you still see people hailing cabs, but I can never figure out why.

Posted by: scottst at June 17, 2015 10:13 AM (Ltygl)

288 Didn't I meet you at the station?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 17, 2015 10:09 AM


I remember every detail. The Confederates wore gray, you wore blue.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2015 10:13 AM (h4vJk)

289 There is a term for identifying with those who hurt you - Stockholm Syndrome.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 10:13 AM (r+/qI)

290 So we are refighting the War of Northern Aggression The Southern Rebellion?

Posted by: wrg500 at June 17, 2015 10:11 AM (sgrzZ)

FIFY

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2015 10:13 AM (Zu3d9)

291 284 Barely made it, too. Just caught the last train.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2015 10:08 AM (h4vJk)

Didn't I meet you at the station?
Posted by: Insomniac at June 17, 2015 10:09 AM (mx5oN)

White room with black curtains?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2015 10:12 AM (F2IAQ)

Blackroof country, tired starlings. Yes, I remember it well.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 17, 2015 10:13 AM (mx5oN)

292 Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 17, 2015 10:09 AM (2l5vw)

So we are refighting the War of Northern Aggression?
Posted by: wrg500 at June 17, 2015 10:11 AM (sgrzZ)


/seizes both Round Tops on arrival at Gettysburg

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 17, 2015 10:13 AM (659DL)

293 I'd like to kick Donald Trump...in the seat of the pants.

Posted by: Violent Offender at June 17, 2015 10:13 AM (VcOqI)

294 Besides..... There'd be "hell toupee!" h/t someone from the moron lifestyle fb page

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 17, 2015 10:13 AM (zDjhd)

295 *suspiciously eyes the person who dropped a box off at FedEx*

If ya see something, say something, unless it might be construed as RAYCISS.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 17, 2015 10:14 AM (ZKzrr)

296 282 I'd vote for trump over Clinton any and every damn day of the week.
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 17, 2015 10:12 AM (zDjhd

I couldn't, wouldn't and won't vote for either of them. I would vote for the Libertarian or write in a candidate.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2015 10:14 AM (F2IAQ)

297 Oh, and any flame thread should be hosted by lauraW as a bow to tradition, you fucking imbecilic shit-flingers. (Just getting the ball rolling.)

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at June 17, 2015 10:14 AM (RD7QR)

298 Me to female cubemate who has been out sick for two days, and who hates me for some reason, and has reported my irregular breathing habits and loud keyboard to HR:


Hey! Welcome back. Everything OK?



Her: Just a cold. You won't get the satisfaction.







I love women. But I hate women.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 17, 2015 10:14 AM (vgIRn)

299 #290 Whatever it was, we're still fighting it.

Posted by: Fourth Virginia at June 17, 2015 10:14 AM (VcOqI)

300 Wasn't that misadventure with Fatty Arbuckle one of the causes of the Hayes?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 10:15 AM (r+/qI)

301 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2015 10:13 AM (Zu3d9

Ginger or Mary Ann, trouble maker?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2015 10:15 AM (F2IAQ)

302 >>Beer. Long necks. You can hold it and keep your thumb over the opening.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 10:02 AM (cCQ+Z)

I was drinking fruity girly drinks in college.

I have now graduated to beer and wine, or whiskey if I actually want to get drunk. But I'm not out clubbing every weekend anymore either so it doesn't much matter.

Posted by: Lea at June 17, 2015 10:15 AM (lIU4e)

303 I'm too busy singing to put anybody down.

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 10:15 AM (XWo4d)

304
I love women. But I hate women.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 17, 2015 10:14 AM (vgIRn

I love women. But I hate BITCHES.

FIFY

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2015 10:16 AM (F2IAQ)

305 Those two guys hiding in my shed look awfully familiar.

Posted by: Suspicious Activity at June 17, 2015 10:16 AM (VcOqI)

306 I'm too busy singing to put anybody down.
Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 10:15 AM


Just trying to be friendly, are you?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2015 10:16 AM (h4vJk)

307 Ginger or Mary Ann, trouble maker?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2015 10:15 AM (F2IAQ)

Mrs. Howell

Posted by: wrg500 at June 17, 2015 10:16 AM (sgrzZ)

308 House GOP leaders booted three conservative members off the whip team for voting against a procedural rule last week that structured how a trade package was brought to the floor.
------

Fuck you Boehner you piece of shit.

Posted by: RWC - Team Extremely Pissed Off Right Wingers at June 17, 2015 10:16 AM (fWAjv)

309 #301 Mary Ann was a man, baby!

Posted by: Austin Powers at June 17, 2015 10:17 AM (VcOqI)

310 I'm too busy singing to put anybody down.
Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 10:15 AM (XWo4d)


Worthless hippie.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 17, 2015 10:17 AM (659DL)

311 I'm too busy singing to put anybody down.

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 10:15 AM





Just trying to be friendly, are you?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Does someone have a fucking problem with that?!?

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 10:17 AM (XWo4d)

312 Damning article at The Guardian about Hillary's hypocrisy.
http://tinyurl.com/nanedfs

Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 17, 2015 10:17 AM (eOpVe)

313 I suddenly need a ravine full of cheap Chinese-made animatronic dinosaurs.
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-33067593

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 17, 2015 10:17 AM (ZKzrr)

314 Cersei's nude walk in GoT was CGIed.

That is all of the not fair.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2015 10:08 AM (JtwS4)


It was so bad. You could tell she was trying to hold her head as still as possible, so they could splice it in. Not quite as bad as the later Arya photoshop, but please people. You have all the money in the world. Hire some geeks who have been pasting celebrity heads on nude bodies for decades.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2015 10:17 AM (TOk1P)

315 298 Me to female cubemate who has been out sick for two days, and who hates me for some reason, and has reported my irregular breathing habits and loud keyboard to HR:


In my office, we call loud keyboarding "angry typing."

Posted by: Citizen X at June 17, 2015 10:18 AM (7ObY1)

316 Looked at a frenemy's facebook page where he and his looney lefty friends are gushing about Trump. lol

They all say they wd vote for him in a heartbeat. Right. like they all said they wd vote for McCain in 2000 if he ran. It's just lefty bullshit.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 17, 2015 10:18 AM (iQIUe)

317 On the appeal of 'ghetto' culture, somebody posted the German term 'leidensneid,' which means 'envy of the suffering of others.'

Like Munchausen's Syndrome, where people feign illness for attention, taking on a more colorful, drama-filled, even detrimental existence fulfils some people's desire for meaning and recognition.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 10:18 AM (oVJmc)

318 "House GOP leaders booted three conservative members off the whip team "

Every day brings change. ..

Posted by: embroglios at June 17, 2015 10:18 AM (7q1dQ)

319 I'm too busy singing to put anybody down.

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 10:15 AM





Just trying to be friendly, are you?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Does someone have a fucking problem with that?!?
Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 10:17 AM


No problem at all. Now go and get your fuckin' shinebox.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2015 10:19 AM (h4vJk)

320 It would seem one of the things primates do is fling poo. Others appear to be clueless.
Williamson...Flinger.
Trump...clueless.
Fairweatherbill...hanging from a branch giggling.

Posted by: fairweatherbill identifying as a crass European royal at June 17, 2015 10:19 AM (1eYr7)

321 Any time. Or anywhere,

Just look over your shoulder

Guess who'll be standing there

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 17, 2015 10:19 AM (JO9+V)

322 I think it was Charles Krauthammer who said Dolezal suffers from "oppression envy."

I think that's largely the case.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 17, 2015 10:19 AM (7ObY1)

323 Also, IN THE NAME OF FUCKING MARINATED ORC BALLS what the holy hell! Cersei's nude walk in GoT was CGIed.


They should have perted up those breast then, if it was all fake.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 17, 2015 10:20 AM (evdj2)

324 I can't imagine the owners of the car were given due process.
Posted by: SH at June 17, 2015 09:17 AM (gmeXX)


Due process. You righties are so cute with your rights and all.

Posted by: Bammy Brown Shirt at June 17, 2015 10:21 AM (JOG+K)

325 #301 Mary Ann was a man, baby!
Posted by: Austin Powers


/arms Face-Sized Spiders with appropriately-sized flamethrowers

Go forth, my minions, and burn the heretic!

/insane cackle

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 17, 2015 10:21 AM (2l5vw)

326 If Dolezal craves oppression, convert to islam and go live in an islamic hell hole.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 17, 2015 10:21 AM (iQIUe)

327
In my office, we call loud keyboarding "angry typing."

Posted by: Citizen X at June 17, 2015 10:18 AM (7ObY1

I am so fortunate. My 3 cube mates consist of my dogs.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2015 10:22 AM (F2IAQ)

328 They should have perted up those breast then, if it was all fake.



50 degree up angle, check!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 17, 2015 10:22 AM (JO9+V)

329 Posted by: Marcus T at June 17, 2015 10:10 AM (GGCsk)

Refute the facts. Trump is a serial bankruptcy artist. He is an unserious thinker.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2015 10:22 AM (Zu3d9)

330 326 If Dolezal craves oppression, convert to islam and go live in an islamic hell hole.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 17, 2015 10:21 AM (iQIUe)

I strongly suspect that's going to be a Thing with lefties if IslamoTerrorism ever comes here in a big way.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at June 17, 2015 10:22 AM (RD7QR)

331 NYT Blaming Anti-Government Extremist As The Leading Source Of Violence In America
=============
The leading source of violence in this country is blac males killing other blacks.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 17, 2015 10:22 AM (iQIUe)

332 Does someone have a fucking problem with that?!?
Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 10:17 AM (XWo4d)

Maybe I do, you jelly-spined, brown-nosing, approval-seeking candyass.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 17, 2015 10:22 AM (mx5oN)

333 They should have perted up those breast then, if it was all fake.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 17, 2015 10:20 AM (evdj2)


I guarantee that bod was in way better shape than Lena Heady's. She's a nice looking woman, but the tummy was flat and the hips and rump were... darned near perfect.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2015 10:22 AM (TOk1P)

334 326 If Dolezal craves oppression, convert to islam and go live in an islamic hell hole.


But it's so much easier to fake multiple hate crimes, blame whitey and keep raking in those sweet, sweet American dollars.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 17, 2015 10:23 AM (7ObY1)

335 "If Dolezal craves oppression, convert to islam and go live in an islamic hell hole."

It's not the oppression she craves. That would be masochism. What she wants is mommy coming over to pick her up and comfort her when she skins a knee.

She wants the adulation of being a holy warrior in the fight for injustice against the evil oppressor.

Posted by: embroglios at June 17, 2015 10:24 AM (7q1dQ)

336 While I agree with CBD's Williamson opinion , the small words crack at Vic was unkind .

Dude was a nuke machinist mate , he can handle your Manhattan vocabulary .

Posted by: awkward davies at June 17, 2015 10:24 AM (0NrnQ)

337 The New Girl in School: Transgender Surgery at 18


http://tinyurl.com/ntoho8y


The number of teenagers going through gender reassignment has been growing amid wider acceptance of transgender identity, more parental comfort with the treatment and the emergence of a number of willing practitioners. Now advocates like Empire State Pride Agenda are fighting for coverage at an earlier age, beginning with hormone blockers at the onset of puberty, saying it is more seamless for a teenage boy to transition to becoming an adult woman, for example, if he does not first become a full-bodied man.

'Some of these women are passing, but barely, when they transition at 40 or 50,' said Dr. Irene Sills, an endocrinologist who just retired from a busy practice in the Syracuse area treating transgender children, including Kat. 'At 16 or 17, you are going to have such an easier life with this.'

Posted by: RWC - Team Extremely Pissed Off Right Wingers at June 17, 2015 10:25 AM (fWAjv)

338 I guess they rolled her in flour and looked for the wet spot.
________________

Could be. I try not to think about it. Doesn't seem to be any reason to. Unless you're trying to jump-start a vomit for some reason.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 17, 2015 10:25 AM (o8Gus)

339 The Hairpiece sure seems to like donating to Hillary:

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/610843282252 406784

Make you wonder if this isn't a Ross Perot gambit to throw the election.

Posted by: FoxNews at June 17, 2015 10:25 AM (O7MnT)

340 >>Cersei's nude walk in GoT was CGIed.

That is such bullshit.

Posted by: Lea at June 17, 2015 10:25 AM (lIU4e)

341 Wasn't that misadventure with Fatty Arbuckle one of the causes of the Hayes?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 10:15 AM (r+/qI)


Yes, though the idea of a code of conduct had been batted around since almost the time of the nickelodeons. So, along with the murder of director William Desmond Taylor and the morphine addiction / death of actor Wallace Reid, 1922 was a particularly bad year for the movies.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2015 10:26 AM (zF6Iw)

342 The transgender children thing is a form of Munchausen by proxy

Posted by: Lauren at June 17, 2015 10:26 AM (MYCIw)

343 If Dolezal craves oppression, convert to islam and go live in an islamic hell hole.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang!


I strongly suspect that's going to be a Thing with lefties if IslamoTerrorism ever comes here in a big way.
Posted by: joncelli




No. Because muzzies don't play that shit.
They want to feign being oppressed and changing people's behaviors.

Muzzies will just lop off their heads.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 10:26 AM (cCQ+Z)

344 Have we fought about this yet?

Student Plotted to Detonate Bomb in New York City
http://is.gd/jNPQJT

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 17, 2015 10:26 AM (ZKzrr)

345 I'm too busy singing to put anybody down.



Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 10:15 AM











Just trying to be friendly, are you?



Posted by: RedMindBlueState



Does someone have a fucking problem with that?!?

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 10:17 AM





No problem at all. Now go and get your fuckin' shinebox.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState

MOTHER FUCKIN' MUTT! Keep him here! Keep him here! *storms out of the bar*

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 10:26 AM (XWo4d)

346 335 "If Dolezal craves oppression, convert to islam and go live in an islamic hell hole."
-----------------------

The lefties won't have a hard time converting. It will legitimatize their unacceptable behavior.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2015 10:27 AM (F2IAQ)

347 Posted by: awkward davies at June 17, 2015 10:24 AM (0NrnQ)

Then he should be able to defend himself. Vic is no innocent bystander .

Posted by: Cruzinator at June 17, 2015 10:27 AM (rxtQa)

348 >>The New Girl in School: Transgender Surgery at 18

A theory: The left is all down with transgenders because it appeals to their Freudian kink streak, and as a bonus, it undermines the Patriarchy.

The left is not down with transracials because it undermined the leftist edifice of race-based privilege.

Posted by: FoxNews at June 17, 2015 10:27 AM (O7MnT)

349 324 I can't imagine the owners of the car were given due process.
Posted by: SH at June 17, 2015 09:17 AM (gmeXX)
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One of Reagan's failures. Seize their property on suspicion. Surprised that just the car was seized. Go all the way and seize everything (proceeds of the crime)

Posted by: JD at June 17, 2015 10:27 AM (TzeLs)

350 The number of teenagers going through gender reassignment has been growing amid wider acceptance of transgender identity

Darwin still rules. Plenty of suicides, and deaths that don't look like suicides but are, to come.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 17, 2015 10:27 AM (evdj2)

351 According to surveys, 4.6 percent of the overall U.S. population has self-reported a suicide attempt, with that number climbing to between 10 and 20 percent for lesbian, gay or bisexual respondents. By comparison, 41 percent of trans or gender non-conforming people surveyed have attempted suicide.
------

So let's keep pushing it! It's normal!

Posted by: RWC - Team Extremely Pissed Off Right Wingers at June 17, 2015 10:28 AM (fWAjv)

352
No problem at all. Now go and get your fuckin' shinebox.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState

MOTHER FUCKIN' MUTT! Keep him here! Keep him here! *storms out of the bar*
Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 10:26 AM


Aaand, that's a wrap, folks!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2015 10:28 AM (h4vJk)

353 Have we fought about this yet?

Student Plotted to Detonate Bomb in New York City
http://is.gd/jNPQJT


Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier


Just a case of isolated youthful indiscretion.

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 10:29 AM (XWo4d)

354 342 The transgender children thing is a form of Munchausen by proxy
Posted by: Lauren at June 17, 2015 10:26 AM (MYCIw)

Munch? That will make Harry Reid happy and about 5% of all public school teachers.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2015 10:29 AM (F2IAQ)

355
They should have perted up those breast then, if it was all fake.

The breasts were real, they just aren't attached to Sarah Connor.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2015 10:29 AM (JtwS4)

356 /sock

And by "Freudian kink streak" I meant the willingness of the social left to embrace totalitarianism in exchange for the license to gratify their sexual urges without judgment or consequences.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 10:29 AM (O7MnT)

357 The lefties won't have a hard time converting. It will legitimatize their unacceptable behavior.



They'll have a hard time staying alive.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 10:29 AM (cCQ+Z)

358 Mrs. Howell

Posted by: wrg500 at June 17, 2015 10:16 AM (sgrzZ)


Natalie Schafer in her younger days:

https://goo.gl/xoSBLu

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2015 10:29 AM (zF6Iw)

359 I had read (years ago, before it was a big thing) that they gave potential transgender kids drugs to suppress puberty in order to buy some time until they were old enough to make the decision to have the surgery. Puberty can be traumatic if you really believe you're one sex while you're body goes into overdrive proving you wrong.
I just wish they would let these kids become adults before going through w/the surgery.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2015 10:30 AM (k2QA3)

360 Dolezal.... Don't they give that to mental patients to keep them quite during Judge Judy?

Or is it a zardozian contraction of "The Dole Is All"?

Posted by: jwpaine, ribbed for your pleasure... and hers at June 17, 2015 10:30 AM (pVDyt)

361 Aaand, that's a wrap, folks!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Great job, everyone! Drinks at my trailer!

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 10:30 AM (XWo4d)

362 erm, quite=quiet

Posted by: jwpaine, ribbed for your pleasure... and hers at June 17, 2015 10:31 AM (pVDyt)

363 The breasts were real, they just aren't attached to Sarah Connor.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2015 10:29 AM (JtwS4)

Wrong character.

Now you leave my Khaleesi alone!

Posted by: RWC - Team Extremely Pissed Off Right Wingers at June 17, 2015 10:31 AM (fWAjv)

364 I am through with voting.

Posted by: Game, set, match. at June 17, 2015 10:32 AM (VcOqI)

365 344 Have we fought about this yet?

Student Plotted to Detonate Bomb in New York City
http://is.gd/jNPQJT
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 17, 2015 10:26 AM (ZKzrr)

Obviously right wing terrorism.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at June 17, 2015 10:32 AM (RD7QR)

366 Puberty can be traumatic if you really believe you're one sex while you're body goes into overdrive proving
you wrong.



Wouldn't that prove mental illness? The mind THINKS one thing, the body KNOWS another.

The science is settled!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 10:32 AM (cCQ+Z)

367 The New Girl in School: Transgender Surgery at 18

The greater Syracuse area has a population of ~700k, but they have enough "transgender teens" to make up a club.

I don't disagree with Lauren's diagnosis of Munchausen by proxy, but it also seems to be blooming into a mass psychogenic illness, like in western NY a couple years ago.

http://is.gd/snVXr1

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 17, 2015 10:32 AM (ZKzrr)

368 Great job, everyone! Drinks at my trailer!
Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 10:30 AM (XWo4d)

Knew it, TRAILER TRASH

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2015 10:32 AM (F2IAQ)

369 By comparison, 41 percent of trans or gender non-conforming people surveyed have attempted suicide.

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So let's keep pushing it! It's normal!

Posted by: RWC - Team Extremely Pissed Off Right Wingers


Those dudes should have though more with their penises.

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 10:33 AM (XWo4d)

370
Sex changes for children: If the Patriarchy won't submit, train little boys to be self loathing and have them neuter themselves! If they suicide later, even better!

Posted by: nnptcgrad at June 17, 2015 10:33 AM (wrS2o)

371 370
Sex changes for children: If the Patriarchy won't submit, train little boys to be self loathing and have them neuter themselves! If they suicide later, even better!
Posted by: nnptcgrad at June 17, 2015 10:33 AM (wrS2o)

They've been training boys to be self-loathing for a long time now. This is just the next step.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 17, 2015 10:34 AM (mx5oN)

372 Campus rape activists are another form of 'oppression envy.'

It's how you get Lena Dunham claiming she was RAPED!!!!OMG!!! over a lousy lay.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 10:34 AM (oVJmc)

373 I just wish they would let these kids become adults before going through w/the surgery.

Did you catch the part in the article where in Oregon Medicaid will pay for it at any age and if you're 15 you don't need a parent's permission?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 17, 2015 10:34 AM (ZKzrr)

374 The science is settled!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 10:32 AM (cCQ+Z)

In the DSM-V it is no longer a disorder.

Posted by: RWC - Team Extremely Pissed Off Right Wingers at June 17, 2015 10:35 AM (fWAjv)

375 Sex changes for children: If the Patriarchy won't submit, train little boys to be self loathing and have them neuter themselves! If they suicide later, even better!
Posted by: nnptcgrad at June 17, 2015 10:33 AM (wrS2o)


You wanna make an omelette, you gotta crush a few juevos.

Posted by: jwpaine, a silly millimeter longer at June 17, 2015 10:35 AM (pVDyt)

376 Check out the Google page;. I'm not quite sure what is going on there but it appears that a boat is knocking over the Statue of Liberty.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 17, 2015 10:35 AM (XUKZU)

377 Can anyone name one thing going better under Obama? Anything at all? Serious question.

Posted by: MTF at June 17, 2015 10:36 AM (LISuA)

378 Knew it, TRAILER TRASH

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Have you even been in a double-wide? Two window units and it came with an effing shower wand. Installed. At the factory!

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 10:37 AM (XWo4d)

379 I don't want to come off as attacking Vic. I really love his morning links. Thanks Vic.

Posted by: An Observation at June 17, 2015 10:37 AM (bJiUB)

380 I think sex changes before/at puberty are basically child abuse.

And if the person is 'confused' before puberty, shouldn't you let them go through puberty to see if their questions resolve? Especially knowing many of the 'transgender' types are still interested in the opposite of their biological sex?

What a mess.

Posted by: Lea at June 17, 2015 10:38 AM (lIU4e)

381 Amateur webzine Salon has diagnosed Rachel Duh Weazle's problem: Too much white privilege. See WZ.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 17, 2015 10:38 AM (XUKZU)

382 If the Patriarchy won't submit, train little boys to be self loathing and have them neuter themselves!

A third of the surgeries are girls getting their boobs cut off.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 17, 2015 10:38 AM (ZKzrr)

383 376 Check out the Google page;. I'm not quite sure what is going on there but it appears that a boat is knocking over the Statue of Liberty.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 17, 2015 10:35 AM (XUKZU)

Damn Frenchies!!!

*130th anniversary of the Statue of Liberty

Posted by: RWC - Team Extremely Pissed Off Right Wingers at June 17, 2015 10:38 AM (fWAjv)

384 Go forth, my minions,

*****


Oh man. I want some minions.

And a pony...


...but mostly minions...


...or maybe minions mounted on little minion ponies. Yeah, that's what I want.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 17, 2015 10:38 AM (lHb9q)

385 Have you even been in a double-wide? Two window units and it came with an effing shower wand. Installed. At the factory!
Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 10:37 AM (XWo4d

Under all that skirting are wheels, a bunch of wheels

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2015 10:39 AM (F2IAQ)

386 I was wondering what Rachel Jeantel has been doing since the trial. Someone get her off that escalator for God's sake.....

Posted by: George Zimmerman at June 17, 2015 10:39 AM (D0NZx)

387 Can anyone name one thing going better under Obama? Anything at all? Serious question.

-
Because of Obama, the Golden State Warriors take home the championship.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 17, 2015 10:39 AM (XUKZU)

388
Can anyone name one thing going better under Obama? Anything at all? Serious question.

Red Sox and Patriots have won titles under Obama.

Also it's two days to NoVaMoMee and that's a good thing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2015 10:39 AM (JtwS4)

389 130th Anniversary of France Delivering the Statue of Liberty.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2015 10:40 AM (dRtHa)

390 ...but mostly minions...
...or maybe minions mounted on little minion ponies.
Yeah, that's what I want.



Beedo beedo beedo beedo.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 10:40 AM (cCQ+Z)

391 The mister suggests I should think of sex reassignment as a form of therapy for people suffering from body dysmorphia, rather than a corrective measure. It helps them cope with their mental illness.

I know of few forms of therapy that require one to indulge the delusion of the patient. Indulging those of women who believed they were "raped" seems to be another example.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 10:40 AM (O7MnT)

392 Did you catch the part in the article where in Oregon Medicaid will pay for it at any age and if you're 15 you don't need a parent's permission?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 17, 2015 10:34 AM (ZKzrr

I've had numerous surgeries on a knee. I always have to sign waivers. I'm an adult. I can do that. How does a minor enter into a contract and waive rights away?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2015 10:40 AM (F2IAQ)

393 "but it also seems to be blooming into a mass psychogenic illness"

Agreed. How many of these children only started to "feel like a boy" after hearing about transgenderism. Seems like a recruitment drive.

Posted by: Lauren at June 17, 2015 10:40 AM (MYCIw)

394
Can anyone name one thing going better under Obama? Anything at all? Serious question.


Triple Crown winner, yo.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 10:40 AM (oVJmc)

395 "...he can handle your Manhattan vocabulary . "

Posted by: awkward davies at June 17, 2015 10:24 AM (0NrnQ)

I don't live in Manhattan.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2015 10:41 AM (Zu3d9)

396 >>Can anyone name one thing going better under Obama? Anything at all? Serious question.

The Stock Market, I guess.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 10:41 AM (O7MnT)

397
382- Ah, but far more frequently the FTM trans don't have their reproductive organs removed, see the "pregnant man". Where the MTF are highly encouraged to have their sexual organs removed.

Eunnuchs of the modern age.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at June 17, 2015 10:41 AM (aVYsC)

398 >>A third of the surgeries are girls getting their boobs cut off.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 17, 2015 10:38 AM (ZKzrr)

Interesting. I haven't heard a figure on the sex breakdown (it seems like male to female get more attention? Maybe because they are so obvious. If you're 6'2 with an adams apple it's hard to pass).

The one person I know who transitioned from my high school is female to male. I have been watching all this stuff go down on facebook, including the surgery (there were pictures).

Posted by: Lea at June 17, 2015 10:41 AM (lIU4e)

399 Kevin Williamson is a Mittbot.

His greatest skill as a writer is hiding his elitist views.

He is not worth a moment of my time.

Posted by: eman at June 17, 2015 10:42 AM (MQEz6)

400 Just read/watched a handful of news items on the NY escapees. I'm caught up, and it seems the local officials and every other agency are at a dead end.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 17, 2015 10:42 AM (2cS/G)

401 "Can anyone name one thing going better under Obama?"

Gun sales are up.

Posted by: embroglios at June 17, 2015 10:42 AM (7q1dQ)

402 >>Did you catch the part in the article where in Oregon Medicaid will pay for it at any age and if you're 15 you don't need a parent's permission?


Geez, didn't see that.
Will we let a 15 year old get a permanent tattoo? Drink? Smoke? Drive? Enlist?

And yet they're allowed to destroy their potential to procreate at age 15 based on what is currently a fad.

*Anyone see the latest Miley Cyrus interview? She's a freakin' mess claiming to be gender fluid. Yay, Hollywood role models!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2015 10:42 AM (k2QA3)

403 The oceans have stopped rising.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 17, 2015 10:42 AM (JO9+V)

404 Can anyone name one thing going better under Obama? Anything at all? Serious question.

Posted by: MTF at June 17, 2015 10:36 AM (LISuA)

Yes - both Communism and the Jihad are advancing by leaps and bounds world wide. Oh you meant anything good. Yeah... I got nothing.

Posted by: An Observation at June 17, 2015 10:42 AM (bJiUB)

405 Can anyone name one thing going better under Obama? Anything at all? Serious question.

Headlopping franchise sellers doing land office business?

Posted by: fairweatherbill identifying as a crass European royal at June 17, 2015 10:43 AM (cygkw)

406 >>Can anyone name one thing going better under Obama?

Foodstamps enrollment has doubled!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2015 10:44 AM (k2QA3)

407 So is it too much to ask that people with self esteem problems keep them to themselves?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 17, 2015 10:44 AM (lHb9q)

408 What a mess.

Posted by: Lea

You have no idea...

Posted by: A man who's penis was split in two and stuffed into his body to make a "vagina" at June 17, 2015 10:44 AM (XWo4d)

409 Uh oh....no one tell Vic.

Brandon Finnigan @ConArtCritic

So @NRO asked for my thoughts on 2016. Here you go.

http://tinyurl.com/ol5lzmf

Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2015 10:44 AM (v0/PR)

410 Mock Trump all you want he is resonating with the white working class that gas been screwed over. We have had it with lazy blacks getting government checks, in addition to these dirtbag Spanish speakers and Chinese taking our jobs.

Trump is fighting for real Americans and our interests.

Posted by: Trump 2016 at June 17, 2015 10:45 AM (VR2rl)

411 >> Can anyone name one thing going better under Obama? Anything at all?

Gun and ammo sales have soared.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 17, 2015 10:45 AM (cR4O9)

412 it seems the local officials and every other agency are at a dead end.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 17, 2015 10:42 AM (2cS/G)


Maybe this is why....

http://tinyurl.com/os8w66m

[link to NY Post article]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 17, 2015 10:45 AM (Zu3d9)

413 Grape Drank sales are up.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2015 10:45 AM (dRtHa)

414 Hector's here!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2015 10:45 AM (k2QA3)

415 *sniff, sniff*

Troll's awake.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2015 10:46 AM (h4vJk)

416 I had great hands.

Posted by: Roberta Muldoon at June 17, 2015 10:47 AM (evdj2)

417 Because of Obama, the Golden State Warriors take home the championship.

& the Triple Crown. He gave us the first Triple Crown winner in 37 years

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 17, 2015 10:47 AM (KCxzN)

418 When it comes to fake Twitter followers, Hillary Clinton is winning the presidential race by a landslide. Clinton has more fake followers and a higher ratio of bogus Twitter fans than any of the other main 2016 presidential contenders, a Vocativ analysis shows.


No shit.

Posted by: RWC - Team Extremely Pissed Off Right Wingers at June 17, 2015 10:47 AM (fWAjv)

419 Oh boy, it's Hector time. I knew a bucket of puss was about to be launched. I just knew.

Posted by: fairweatherbill gatekeeper of pestilence at June 17, 2015 10:47 AM (1eYr7)

420 Can anyone name one thing going better under Obama?
****

We are entering a new era of post-Rachel harmony.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 17, 2015 10:47 AM (lHb9q)

421 I babysat a little boy who'd now be pushed down the transgender path. He was flamboyant and liked to dress up in sister's dresses. His dad died when he was a baby, and his mom just didn't really know how to handle it.

Now he's an adult, and he's gay, but definitely not transgender. It would have been a huge disservice to him to try to turn him into a girl, but that's exactly what these modern "doctors" would have suggested.

Posted by: Lauren at June 17, 2015 10:47 AM (MYCIw)

422 Delete the #410 Moby please.

Posted by: Cruzinator at June 17, 2015 10:47 AM (rxtQa)

423 He gave us the first Triple Crown winner in 37 years
---------------

Lurch, the Horse Whisperer, would've done that back in 2004, if he didn't suck so bad.

Posted by: Roy at June 17, 2015 10:48 AM (VndSC)

424 Trump will put white folks interest back at the forefront. If the blacks, Spanish and Chinese don't like it thy can leave. Enough is enough vote Trump in 2016.

Posted by: Trump 2016 at June 17, 2015 10:48 AM (VR2rl)

425 I haven't read all the comments but, has anyone noted that Average Joe sucks cock by choice yet?

Posted by: that guy that doesn't read all the comments at June 17, 2015 10:49 AM (evdj2)

426 >> Can anyone name one thing going better under Obama?

I have found many new ways to work the word shitweasel into sentences. Also, the phrase 'mewling quim'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 17, 2015 10:49 AM (cR4O9)

427 Can anyone name one thing going better under Obama? Anything at all?

Hector's got a steady "job."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2015 10:49 AM (zF6Iw)

428 Love me daddy!

Posted by: Tramp 2016 at June 17, 2015 10:50 AM (fWAjv)

429 As for you, Trump 2016, you can kiss my grits!

Posted by: Flo at June 17, 2015 10:50 AM (JO9+V)

430 Posted by: Roberta Muldoon


****

Dad!! er...Mom?!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 17, 2015 10:50 AM (lHb9q)

431 Troll at your 410 and 424.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 17, 2015 10:50 AM (vgIRn)

432 If five drinks didn't get the taste out of his mouth, nothing will.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 17, 2015 10:50 AM (evdj2)

433 It's a Moby.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2015 10:50 AM (dRtHa)

434 The folks round part are excited over Trump. For the first time since Wallace we have a politician who will fight for the folks who made this country.

Posted by: Trump 2016 at June 17, 2015 10:50 AM (VR2rl)

435 Why did you leave momma and I for that Ecuadorian transgender midget prostitue?

Posted by: Tramp 2016 at June 17, 2015 10:50 AM (fWAjv)

436 Getting back into the thread late, due to grocery shopping.
So, I haven't read all the comments.

Anyhow, two thoughts kept going through my head while wandering through the grocery aisles.

If when introduced to a stranger, I say Hi, my birth name is VIA, but I self identify as a lesbian woman of color named Latrina", would liberals have a problem with that?
And if so, why?

Another one..

May I self identify as gay, if I do not in fact find myself attracted sexually to other men?
And again for the liberals, if I can not...why not?

Show your work.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2015 10:51 AM (VPLuQ)

437 Whoa! Where'd my piercings go?

Posted by: A man who's penis was split in two and stuffed into his body to make a at June 17, 2015 10:51 AM (XWo4d)

438 Boring Joe is boring.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 17, 2015 10:51 AM (evdj2)

439 The Donald touches me in my special place.

Posted by: Tramp 2016 at June 17, 2015 10:51 AM (fWAjv)

440 429
Are you not sick of being disrespected and having politicians kiss the ass of the blacks and bring in Spanish and Chinese folks to steal your jobs? Trump will end this and make sure we get the jobs and government benefits.

Posted by: Trump 2016 at June 17, 2015 10:53 AM (VR2rl)

441 The day Cuomo skipped the Belmont and went to the prison, I laughed at how transparent a grab for face time it was. The fact that he actively interfered with the fugitive recovery teams makes it less funny. What a bozo. He probably pictured himself as some Marvel Police Commissioner-type, humble-bragging about how he whipped the team into shape and recaptured the bad guys. Might have worked in the first couple days, but now his face is on a disaster.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 17, 2015 10:53 AM (2cS/G)

442 Greetings, gentlefappers.

I love the smell of fresh hell in the morning. It smells like, um, fresh hell.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 17, 2015 10:53 AM (0HooB)

443 I self identify as me, who cannot see nor live near any liberals/leftists without suffering intense psychic harm. Therefore, all leftists must be forced to relocate if they are within 100 miles of my home.

I will sue to enforce my self-identification and to preserve my mental safe spaces.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 17, 2015 10:53 AM (rUHU2)

444 >>> Anyone else starting to wonder if she isn't a "deep cover" plant working to discredit the Left?

No.

Posted by: Bigby's Dutch Rub at June 17, 2015 10:53 AM (3ZtZW)

445 434 The folks round part are excited over Trump. For the first time since Wallace we have a politician who will fight for the folks who made this country.
Posted by: Trump 2016 at June 17, 2015 10:50 AM (VR2rl)

He must have you worried.

Posted by: just saying at June 17, 2015 10:54 AM (wkuqO)

446 Got to go to work. Try not to smear troll juice on the drapes or my recliner, otherwise there'll be some 'splaining to do when I get home.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 17, 2015 10:54 AM (lHb9q)

447 >>Posted by: Trump 2016 at June 17, 2015 10:53 AM (VR2rl)

STFU, dunce.

Posted by: Y-not at June 17, 2015 10:54 AM (RWGcK)

448 Trump/Walker will be the ticket that's sets all in America right.

Posted by: Trump 2016 at June 17, 2015 10:54 AM (VR2rl)

449 Hector's here!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2015 10:45 AM (k2QA3)


Yep.

Because when I think of 'working class' I think of trump towers. Right off.

Posted by: Lea at June 17, 2015 10:55 AM (lIU4e)

450 >>Delete the #410 Moby please.

And bring on the #420 Dooby

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 10:55 AM (O7MnT)

451 Swim in a shark's living room and it bites your arm off. Imagine that.

Posted by: Jump the Shark at June 17, 2015 10:55 AM (VcOqI)

452 Of course, every man and woman should be able to walk through any neighborhood waving a large wad of $100 bills without being robbed, but, when our own President won't enforce laws, why would anybody expect that to be true.

It's Obama's fault that women are raped.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 17, 2015 10:55 AM (e8kgV)

453 Hillary should pick Walker as her running mate.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2015 10:55 AM (dRtHa)

454 451 Swim in a shark's living room and it bites your arm off. Imagine that.
Posted by: Jump the Shark at June 17, 2015 10:55 AM (VcOqI)

He punched out my shark!

Posted by: Vector at June 17, 2015 10:56 AM (mx5oN)

455
The troll is rather lazy today. I thought it usually showed up earlier.

Bilking your keepers out of the money they pay you? For shame, for shame...

Posted by: nnptcgrad at June 17, 2015 10:56 AM (wrS2o)

456 #420 I am for Rachel equality and such.

Posted by: Jump the Shark at June 17, 2015 10:56 AM (VcOqI)

457 Great. From Drudge: Dolezal in sex tape. *vomits*

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 10:56 AM (XWo4d)

458 445
Why word I be worried bout Trump. I am ecstatic that a politician is finally standing up for working class white folk.

Posted by: Trump 2016 at June 17, 2015 10:56 AM (VR2rl)

459 Up your nose with a rubber hose, Trump 2016

Posted by: Vinny Barbarino at June 17, 2015 10:57 AM (JO9+V)

460 No. Because muzzies don't play that shit.
They want to feign being oppressed and changing people's behaviors.

Muzzies will just lop off their heads.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 10:26 AM (cCQ+Z)

=========

And still they go.... Look at all these israeli hating NGOs that go to the mideast and are held and often beheaded? That girl for Arizona who unfortunately was killed in an air strike,was just another Israel & US hating lefty.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 17, 2015 10:57 AM (iQIUe)

461 Great. From Drudge: Dolezal in sex tape. *vomits*

With the possibility of a reality show which I can't wait to not watch, several times.

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 17, 2015 10:58 AM (0HooB)

462 Oh, I see.

Hectard is Hectoring us for supporting Trumpy, the guy who sez he'll build a wall, blithely ignoring the fact that the majority of us are calling Trump the clown he is.

Full Hectard.

Don't never go full Hectard.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 10:58 AM (oVJmc)

463 Speaking of shit-flinging monkeys...

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at June 17, 2015 10:58 AM (RD7QR)

464 446 Got to go to work. Try not to smear troll juice on the drapes or my recliner, otherwise there'll be some 'splaining to do when I get home.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 17, 2015 10:54 AM (lHb9q)


Just don't bring in the Luminol on your return. You can trust us.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 17, 2015 10:59 AM (vgIRn)

465 May I self identify as gay, if I do not in fact find myself attracted sexually to other men?


While you're waiting for a decree, try one of the "queer" variants. Ambisexual, maybe?

(When I try to identify as sexual, people just laugh at me. Hrmph.)

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 17, 2015 10:59 AM (ZKzrr)

466 He probably pictured himself as some Marvel Police
Commissioner-type, humble-bragging about how he whipped the team into
shape and recaptured the bad guys. Might have worked in the first couple
days, but now his face is on a disaster.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 17, 2015 10:53 AM


Sorta reminded me of the photo of li'l Mikey Dukakis in a tank. Or the photo of John F'n Kerry dressed up as a grinning condom.

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 17, 2015 10:59 AM (P8YHq)

467 What difference does it make if she interacted or not? The kids are better off if she didn't.

The main point is this: if a famous speaker speaks at a charity, they should do it gratis, so as to raise money for the charity (as Condi did). What Hillary did was grotesque, a complete reversal of what any person with any ethical sense would have done. It shows the contempt she has for her constituents, that she could not even bring herself to do *one* charitable act even for the sake of appearance, because she knows appearance doesn't even matter anymore.

Posted by: Hillary! at June 17, 2015 11:00 AM (6qR/9)

468 One good result of the Obama presidency is that after years of being disrespected, whites have had it. The Republican party has realized this and is actively pushing policies that benefits white folk.

Posted by: Trump 2016 at June 17, 2015 11:01 AM (VR2rl)

469 While you're waiting for a decree, try one of the "queer" variants. Ambisexual, maybe?



Fap with either hand?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 11:01 AM (cCQ+Z)

470
I think Ace would make a great Quint for our shark hunt. The rest of you drunk morons as crew I have my doubts about. Then again, you would make some tasty chum.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 17, 2015 11:02 AM (iQIUe)

471 Step aside. I own several Tommy Lee Jones movies. On DVD.

Posted by: Gov. Cuomo at June 17, 2015 11:02 AM (XWo4d)

472 The main point is this: if a famous speaker speaks at a charity, they should do it gratis, so as to raise money for the charity (as Condi did).

Indeed. And anyone who requires payment should be turned down in favor of someone who doesn't, ideally.

BTW, is that HillBuzz blog still around? I think the main guy was very sick, so I'm not sure what's going on.

Posted by: Lea at June 17, 2015 11:02 AM (lIU4e)

473 >>457 Great. From Drudge: Dolezal in Interacial sex tape.

*vomits*


Posted by: The Zombie Velvet Fog at June 17, 2015 11:02 AM (udFUw)

474 Eight months to New Hampshire primary.
Then it's only another ten months 'til November.

So that's like.. uh. carry the one, wth 1 point eight times ten to the oneth?

Is the a mathematician in the horde?

Posted by: embroglios at June 17, 2015 11:03 AM (7q1dQ)

475 The Republican party has realized this and is actively pushing policies that benefits white folk.


Bwahahahahahaha!


Oh wait....you're serious?


Dumbass....



Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2015 11:03 AM (v0/PR)

476 Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 17, 2015 10:35 AM (XUKZU)

In case no one answered, It's celebrating France giving the statue to the US. It *does* look more like the statue is getting knocked over than being carried on the ship though.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 17, 2015 11:03 AM (GDulk)

477 The main point is this: if a famous speaker speaks at a charity,
they should do it gratis, so as to raise money for the charity (as Condi
did).


Who runs the boys/girls club that hired Her Thighness? Charging one charity to pay another charity almost sounds like money laundering.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 11:03 AM (oVJmc)

478 473 Does that mean white guys?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2015 11:03 AM (dRtHa)

479 It's a solo scene.

Posted by: The Zombie Velvet Fog at June 17, 2015 11:04 AM (udFUw)

480 Great. From Drudge: Dolezal in Interacial sex tape.


Does that mean she schtupps a white guy?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 11:04 AM (oVJmc)

481 474 Eight months to New Hampshire primary.
Then it's only another ten months 'til November.

So that's like.. uh. carry the one, wth 1 point eight times ten to the oneth?

Is the a mathematician in the horde?



This is why America needs the metric system.

It is 10 kilodays till the election.

Posted by: Lincoln Chafee at June 17, 2015 11:04 AM (7ObY1)

482 475
Trump, Walker and Santorum are pro white.

Posted by: Trump 2016 at June 17, 2015 11:05 AM (VR2rl)

483 "While you're waiting for a decree, try one of the "queer" variants. Ambisexual, maybe?
"

Heh!


I think I have just reached the point of going full Alinsky on their asses, get in their faces and go "This is you fcuking social construct, and we're gonna live in it by your rules. And you're gonna define, and explain every one of your construct's rules, right now."

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2015 11:05 AM (VPLuQ)

484 Great. From Drudge: Dolezal in Interracial sex tape.


*vomits*



What's that shiny thing going up & down, up & down?
Oh, that her white ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 11:05 AM (cCQ+Z)

485 1. Scam
2. Sextape
3. PROFIT!

They do it better than the Underpants Gnomes. They have #2 figured out.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 17, 2015 11:06 AM (7ObY1)

486 Hillary took the money from a charity and put it in her charity. It all works out, amiright?

Posted by: just saying at June 17, 2015 11:06 AM (wkuqO)

487 Great. From Drudge: Dolezal in sex tape. *vomits*

One seriously fcuked up family right there. Seems her brother is about to go to court for sexually abusing a family member who was a minor.

Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2015 11:06 AM (ahBY0)

488 Dolezal in Interacial sex tape.


-
What does "interracial" mean in this context?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 17, 2015 11:06 AM (XUKZU)

489 An Indian woman and an African-American woman walk into a bar.

And the bartender says: "What can I get you white ladies?"

Posted by: Citizen X at June 17, 2015 11:07 AM (7ObY1)

490 This is why America needs the metric system.

It is 10 kilodays till the election.



How many marcoboats is that?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 11:07 AM (cCQ+Z)

491 Charging one charity to pay another charity almost sounds like money laundering. Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 11:03 AM

Fixed for accuracy.

The Klintoons are enough to make Bernie Madoff -- and Bernie Cornfeld -- blush. RICO indictments should follow....

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 17, 2015 11:07 AM (P8YHq)

492 I can eat fifty eggs!

Posted by: Governor Cuomo at June 17, 2015 11:07 AM (2cS/G)

493 I pity da fool, dat trump 2016.

Posted by: Mr. T at June 17, 2015 11:07 AM (XUKZU)

494 Sit on it, Trump 2016

Posted by: Joanie Loves Chachi at June 17, 2015 11:07 AM (JO9+V)

495 The TPP deadline was extended to July 30th.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 17, 2015 11:07 AM (dRtHa)

496 "-
What does "interracial" mean in this context?"

See....I told you all yesterday.
She can call herself anything she wants.

But she still fcuks like a white girl.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2015 11:08 AM (VPLuQ)

497 The TPP deadline was extended to July 30th.



Secretly?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 11:08 AM (cCQ+Z)

498 While you're waiting for a decree, try one of the "queer" variants. Ambisexual, maybe?



Fap with either hand?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 11:01 AM (cCQ+Z)



Try Transape - then you can tap with either hand or foot.

or if you're really special


TransCapuchinmonkey - then you can tap with either hand, either foot, and prehensile tail!



Posted by: Transnaturalfake - naturalfake who identifies as naturalfake at June 17, 2015 11:08 AM (0cMkb)

499 But she still fcuks like a white girl.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2015 11:08 AM (VPLuQ)


Once you go white you never go back, just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Posted by: just saying at June 17, 2015 11:09 AM (wkuqO)

500 I miss the days when we had good looking chicks in sex tapes.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 17, 2015 11:09 AM (XUKZU)

501 One thing better under obama ? Chinese are better informed about the United States for example.

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2015 11:09 AM (c6/9Q)

502 Dolezal's white brother to stand trial. Accused of molesting a 6-7 y/o black kid back in 2001 or 2001 in their home.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 17, 2015 11:09 AM (iQIUe)

503 483 "While you're waiting for a decree, try one of the "queer" variants. Ambisexual, maybe?
----------------------------

Ambisexual? both hands, amirite?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2015 11:10 AM (F2IAQ)

504 Hillary took the money from a charity and put it in her charity. It all works out, amiright?
Posted by: just saying at June 17, 2015 11:06 AM (wkuqO)

IDK, if I had contributed to boys and girls club and found out the money went into the Clinton slush fund to pay for Chelseas 5 personal assistants, I'd be pretty pissed.

Seems her brother is about to go to court for sexually abusing a family member who was a minor.

This is all kind of suspicious too, because apparently she's behind some of these accusations in some way, as far as I can tell.

That whole family is a mess and a half.

Posted by: Lea at June 17, 2015 11:11 AM (lIU4e)

505 >>> Once you go white you never go back, just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Once white, never right?

Posted by: Bigby's Dutch Rub at June 17, 2015 11:11 AM (3ZtZW)

506
Tap = Fap


Thnx autofuckingcorrect.

Posted by: Transnaturalfake - naturalfake who identifies as naturalfake at June 17, 2015 11:11 AM (0cMkb)

507 Once Trump gets in, we white folks are going to settle some scores. No more of this interracial marriage crap, we are going to put the apes back in their place. No more mexirats or slant eyes taking our jobs and welfare.

White America will take back what is ours.

Posted by: Trump 2016 at June 17, 2015 11:12 AM (VR2rl)

508
What does "interracial" mean in this context?

It's a solo of her fapping.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2015 11:12 AM (JtwS4)

509 165 Trump is what Mama928 refers to as a "Wheeler-Dealer". He has gotten unspeakably rich on connections and other people's money.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 17, 2015 09:50 AM (evdj2)


Most people have.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, moron-in-training at June 17, 2015 11:12 AM (foCDR)

510 502
Dolezal's white brother to stand trial. Accused of molesting a 6-7 y/o black kid back in 2001 or 2001 in their home.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 17, 2015 11:09 AM (iQIUe)


And guess who pushed that charge?

Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2015 11:13 AM (v0/PR)

511 Hectard can't find racism here, so he brings his own.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 11:13 AM (oVJmc)

512 One seriously fcuked up family right there. Seems
her brother is about to go to court for sexually abusing a family member
who was a minor.


Posted by: dartist

Is he available for a speaking gig? We pay top dollar!

Posted by: The Boys and Girls Club at June 17, 2015 11:13 AM (XWo4d)

513 But of course, Dolezal says she was FORCED to make the sex tape.

This woman can't butter her toast in the morning without being oppressed.

Her whole life has been nothing but a series of oppression, oppression, oppression.

All of it completely made up, of course.

Oppression Envy. She's got it.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 17, 2015 11:14 AM (7ObY1)

514 "And guess who pushed that charge?"


Hmmm...

*Taps foot*


Thinking...




Thinking.....


OK, I give up.



Who?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2015 11:14 AM (VPLuQ)

515 See, now, Hector, if you're going to troll for the benefit of your lefty buddies, try to be subtle about it. Right now you read like every bad leftist caricature of a bigoted right winger. It's obvious you're a troll and a plant. Kind of like Kerry walking into a shop and saying "can I get me a huntin' license here?" You really need to step up your game if you want to play with the grownups. Now go get your fuckin' shinebox.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2015 11:15 AM (h4vJk)

516 Race baiting is generally perceived as a form of racism. I would think that ought to get you bounced out of here. Cobs?

Posted by: fairweatherbill gatekeeper of pestilence at June 17, 2015 11:15 AM (cygkw)

517 WZ says the Dolezal brother may be facing phony charges.

Personally, I'm invoking the 24-hour rule on this one.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 17, 2015 11:15 AM (7ObY1)

518 509 165 Trump is what Mama928 refers to as a "Wheeler-Dealer". He has gotten unspeakably rich on connections and other people's money.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 17, 2015 09:50 AM (evdj2)



"The Wheeler-Dealers" is a fun old James Garner movie.

But, there are no monkeys in it.


Posted by: Transnaturalfake - naturalfake who identifies as naturalfake at June 17, 2015 11:15 AM (0cMkb)

519 "This woman can't butter her toast in the morning without being oppressed."

Was it made from white bread?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2015 11:15 AM (VPLuQ)

520 >>> White America will take back what is ours.

1972 Dodge Charger?

Posted by: Bigby's Dutch Rub at June 17, 2015 11:15 AM (3ZtZW)

521 And guess who pushed that charge?


I imagine a defense attorney would be salivating like Pavlov's dog to have her on the stand.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 17, 2015 11:16 AM (evdj2)

522 The devil made me do it!

Posted by: Flip Wilson at June 17, 2015 11:16 AM (XWo4d)

523 >>The New Girl in School: Transgender Surgery at 18



A theory: The left is all down with transgenders because it appeals
to their Freudian kink streak, and as a bonus, it undermines the
Patriarchy.



The left is not down with transracials because it undermined the leftist edifice of race-based privilege.
==========
No. They have to stand with the trannys in order to keep the gays on the reservation; they were always a man trapped in a woman's body/woman trapped in a man's body.

Because if one can choose to change their "sex" then it calls into question--very strongly--the notion that all homosexuality is inborn.

But large chunks of homosexual behavior are learned acts.

And if much of homosexuality is a choice, then whole reams of their agenda fall away, exposed for what it really is: Totalitarianism.

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 17, 2015 11:16 AM (ZvKdv)

524 "This woman can't butter her toast in the morning without being oppressed."



Was it made from white bread?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2015 11:15 AM (VPLuQ)

Yes, but she golden-browns it.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 11:16 AM (oVJmc)

525 Eh, we need a cob to delete the mobyish Stormfrontoidal comments.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at June 17, 2015 11:16 AM (RD7QR)

526 OK, I give up.







Who?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2015 11:14 AM (VPLuQ)

Rachel.

Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2015 11:16 AM (v0/PR)

527 Cobs?


The day walkers are orphans.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 17, 2015 11:17 AM (evdj2)

528 I want Trump. It's about time we beat the Japanese at something. America has never done that.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 17, 2015 11:17 AM (qF2sM)

529 Projection, thy name is Hectard.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 17, 2015 11:17 AM (7ObY1)

530 Is he available for a speaking gig? We pay top dollar!

If you would like to throw his bail, or maybe try the parents. I have a feeling this is just the first chapter of many to come.

Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2015 11:17 AM (ahBY0)

531 Huh, troll's hash doesn't match up on Google like most of our hashes do. Says it was registered in March of this year and "184.168.248.1. It is located by GeoIP in United States"

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 17, 2015 11:18 AM (GDulk)

532 486 Hillary took the money from a charity and put it in her charity. It all works out, amiright?
Posted by: just saying at June 17, 2015 11:06 AM (wkuqO)
________________

Sure, because Clinton Foundation executive Chelsea Clinton really needs that big salary and that big fancy office and those luxurious accommodations on all her overseas trips -- as do all the other Clinton relatives and friends on the CF payroll.

But hey, those poor kids of the Boy and Girls Club charity can afford to forego having some of their needs met so that the Clintons and their buddies can live in high style, right?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 17, 2015 11:18 AM (o8Gus)

533 I want Trump. It's about time we beat the Japanese at something. America has never done that.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 17, 2015 11:17 AM (qF2sM)



*cough*


Posted by: WWII at June 17, 2015 11:18 AM (0cMkb)

534 >>> White America will take back what is ours.


Olive loaf with mayo on white bread sandwiches!

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 11:18 AM (XWo4d)

535 Cream cheese and grape jelly on Wonder Bread?

Posted by: Joanie Loves Chachi at June 17, 2015 11:18 AM (JO9+V)

536 According to surveys, 4.6 percent of the overall U.S. population has
self-reported a suicide attempt, with that number climbing to between 10
and 20 percent for lesbian, gay or bisexual respondents. By comparison,
41 percent of trans or gender non-conforming people surveyed have
attempted suicide.

------



So let's keep pushing it! It's normal!
============

It's all your fault for not being more accepting.

The perfect leftists crime: You're guilty of something you had no control over and never did--but you must be punished, we all must be punished.

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 17, 2015 11:18 AM (ZvKdv)

537 Tab. I'm tired of non-white people drinking all my Tab.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 11:19 AM (oVJmc)

538 Olive loaf with mayo on white bread sandwiches!
Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 11:18 AM

Cream cheese and grape jelly on Wonder Bread?
Posted by: Joanie Loves Chachi at June 17, 2015 11:18 AM



OK, step away form Liz Warren's annotated copy of Pow-Wow Chow.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2015 11:19 AM (h4vJk)

539 534 >>> White America will take back what is ours.


Olive loaf with mayo on white bread sandwiches!

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 11:18 AM (XWo4d)

Hey, I LIKE those!...which, I guess, proves the point. Never mind.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system at June 17, 2015 11:19 AM (RD7QR)

540 White America will take back what is ours

Lime Jello with shaved carrots!

Posted by: Citizen X at June 17, 2015 11:19 AM (7ObY1)

541 Forbes article about Trump and his bankruptcies.

Article is dated 2011

http://preview.tinyurl.com/7h6hnfn

used bankruptcy to restructure debt, free up capital and improve their businesses.

It's just business. If you can get someone to lend you the money, it's their fault if you can't pay it back. They should have known better.

Which would make Trump perfect for stiffing all those people holding US Treasury bonds. Make'm settle for ten cents on the dollar.

Posted by: embroglios at June 17, 2015 11:19 AM (7q1dQ)

542 I will make the Hair Club for Men pay for every illegal hairpiece they smuggle into the country. I will make them pay to build a chain of barber shops.

Posted by: Trump's Hair at June 17, 2015 11:20 AM (rxtQa)

543 By comparison, 41 percent of trans or gender non-conforming people surveyed have attempted suicide.


And may practice behavior so risky, it's mere obfuscation to not call their eventual demise a suicide.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 17, 2015 11:20 AM (evdj2)

544 Fellas: If you've ever used the phrase 'cute shoes,' you may have been born a woman.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 11:21 AM (oVJmc)

545 My collection of Hair Products is worth more than Romney.

Posted by: Trump's Hair at June 17, 2015 11:21 AM (rxtQa)

546 Can anyone name one thing going better under Obama? Anything at all? Serious question.
============
If you are a politically connected Democrat, these are the best fucking years in the nation's history, e.g.: The 1%.

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 17, 2015 11:21 AM (ZvKdv)

547 534 Olive loaf with mayo on white bread sandwiches!

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 11:18 AM (XWo4d)


I prefer to keep my olive loaves intact for streetmime pummeling.

Posted by: Opus at June 17, 2015 11:22 AM (u9OP6)

548 545 My collection of Hair Products is worth more than Romney.
Posted by: Trump's Hair at June 17, 2015 11:21 AM (rxtQa)

Poser.

Posted by: The Animal Pelt on Trump's Head at June 17, 2015 11:22 AM (RD7QR)

549 Hey, I LIKE those!...which, I guess, proves the point. Never mind.

Posted by: joncelli, getting it out of his system

I almost bought some olive loaf the other day. The wife made a yuck face so I put it back. Now if I could just remember where I put my balls...

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 11:22 AM (XWo4d)

550 Rachel.

Wait, what?

Rachel Jeantel was molested by whats-her-name's brother?

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 17, 2015 11:22 AM (KCxzN)

551 I don't want olive loaf, I want ham salad. It's got the mayo built in...

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 17, 2015 11:23 AM (ZKzrr)

552
And guess who pushed that charge?
Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2015 11:13 AM (v0/PR

Fucking crazy big Sis?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2015 11:23 AM (F2IAQ)

553 "This woman can't butter her toast in the morning without being oppressed."

Was it made from white bread?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



Yes, but she golden-browns it.




Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 11:23 AM (cCQ+Z)

554 No more picante sauce or salsa! Return ketchup to the top of the condiment lists!

Posted by: Jon Heinz Kerry at June 17, 2015 11:23 AM (JO9+V)

555 White America will take back what is ours



Fried baloney with catsup on white bread.


Hands off, cultural appropriators!


Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2015 11:23 AM (0cMkb)

556 551 I don't want olive loaf, I want ham salad. It's got the mayo built in...
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 17, 2015 11:23 AM (ZKzrr)

You mean in the little cans with the devil on it? I used to love that stuff.

Posted by: The Animal Pelt on Trump's Head at June 17, 2015 11:24 AM (RD7QR)

557 540 White America will take back what is ours

Lime Jello with shaved carrots!
Posted by: Citizen X at June 17, 2015 11:19 AM (7ObY1)

Evangelical Lutherans everywhere agree!!!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2015 11:24 AM (F2IAQ)

558 Olive loaf with mayo on white bread sandwiches!

It's all Greek to me.

Posted by: snake handling 2016 at June 17, 2015 11:25 AM (Spluw)

559 Wonder Bread Builds Better Privilege Twelve Ways

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 11:25 AM (oVJmc)

560 Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 11:23 AM (cCQ+Z

rickbiscuit223 has a ring.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2015 11:25 AM (F2IAQ)

561 Rachel Jeantel was molested by whats-her-name's brother?


That's retarded, sir!

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at June 17, 2015 11:25 AM (evdj2)

562 557 540 White America will take back what is ours

Lime Jello with shaved carrots!
Posted by: Citizen X at June 17, 2015 11:19 AM (7ObY1)

Evangelical Lutherans everywhere agree!!!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2015 11:24 AM (F2IAQ)

Oh, sure, you bet. Some hot dish with that?

Posted by: Lutheran in a Chilly Church Basement in ND at June 17, 2015 11:26 AM (RD7QR)

563 White America will take back what is ours



No Vienna Sausages! No peace!


Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2015 11:26 AM (0cMkb)

564 "540 White America will take back what is ours

Lime Jello with shaved carrots!
Posted by: Citizen X at June 17, 2015 11:19 AM (7ObY1) "

I keep thinking of the movie, Joe Dirt.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2015 11:26 AM (VPLuQ)

565 You mean in the little cans with the devil on it?

I've never had that...I'm thinking this, but more sweet relish:

http://is.gd/5KD7ew

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 17, 2015 11:26 AM (ZKzrr)

566 rickbiscuit223 has a ring.



LOL. It does!

Mmmmmmm. Biscuits and sausage gravy.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 11:27 AM (cCQ+Z)

567 >>If you've ever used the phrase 'cute shoes,' you may have been born a woman.

Which reminds me, my 'damn you opm' depression shoes I ordered the other day should be coming in tomorrow. Sweet.

Posted by: Lea at June 17, 2015 11:27 AM (lIU4e)

568 White America will take back what is ours


What kind of white america would it be without grits.

Posted by: just saying at June 17, 2015 11:27 AM (wkuqO)

569 Cheese in a can!

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at June 17, 2015 11:27 AM (foCDR)

570 Rachel Jeantel was molested by whats-her-name's brother?

It's pronounced "WA-tser-NAM-ay."

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 11:27 AM (oVJmc)

571 Wait, what?



Rachel Jeantel was molested by whats-her-name's brother?

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 17, 2015 11:22 AM (KCxzN)

Yes! Small crazy world huh?





Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2015 11:27 AM (v0/PR)

572 White America will take back what is ours


They took my Orange Julius!

Goddam them all!!!


Yaaarrrrrr!


Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2015 11:27 AM (0cMkb)

573 Wonder Bread Builds Better Privilege Twelve Ways
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 11:25 AM (oVJmc)


If it's not sunbeam, it's crap.

Posted by: Lea at June 17, 2015 11:28 AM (lIU4e)

574 Grilled ham salad sandwich, now there is a good memory from long ago.

The web says Walmart has it, but I don't remember ever seeing any of it. Where would it be? Deli? Next to the Deli?

Posted by: embroglios at June 17, 2015 11:28 AM (7q1dQ)

575 Bunny Bread Rulz!

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 17, 2015 11:28 AM (evdj2)

576 Not bad shoes; it's a shame about the lace!

Posted by: tranny mick jagger at June 17, 2015 11:29 AM (kivUY)

577 White America will take back what is ours

Posted by: Citizen X at June 17, 2015 11:19 AM
________

Even our music, which some might consider a bit edgy.

(Quiet Riot, for example.)

Posted by: FireHorse at June 17, 2015 11:29 AM (qF2sM)

578

Prayers to Michelle Malkin's daughter, Veronica.


(see HotAir)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 11:29 AM (qCMvj)

579 Rachel Dolezal has no genealogical claim whatsoever
that she is black, going back through the last four centuries, an
investigation by Daily Mail Online has revealed.



The woman who sparked a national debate on race has no black
relatives dating back to 1671; in fact her family were entirely white
including some who were Mormons.



Archives show that Rachels ancestors came to the US from Europe and have no bloodlines linking them to slaves or Africa.



Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2015 09:11 AM (wq4B0)

She is now coyly claiming that there is no proof that her biological parents ARE her biological parents so, according to her, we cannot say she was not actually born to black parents and then... I don't know... found under a cabbage patch leaf and raised by the people that SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE.

Posted by: redbanzai at June 17, 2015 11:29 AM (OrI3J)

580 Wonder Bread Builds Better Privilege Twelve Ways
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel

If it's not sunbeam, it's crap.


Mrs. Bairds/Bimbo Bakery FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 11:29 AM (cCQ+Z)

581 If it's not sunbeam, it's crap.



Posted by: Lea at June 17, 2015 11:28 AM (lIU4e)
You tell em la-sha

Posted by: Velvet Ambition greatest thing since before sliced bread at June 17, 2015 11:29 AM (R8hU8)

582 Damn. I'm glad I'm not a tree in socialist paradise North Korea.

http://goo.gl/Eh7S7d

Posted by: maddogg at June 17, 2015 11:29 AM (xWW96)

583
Fellas: If you've ever used the phrase 'cute shoes,' you may have been born a woman.

Or you might understand that that is a better pickup line than "nice tits!"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2015 11:30 AM (JtwS4)

584 PF Flyers. Run faster! Jump higher! Stop on a dime!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 17, 2015 11:30 AM (JO9+V)

585 The web says Walmart has it, but I don't remember ever seeing any of it. Where would it be? Deli? Next to the Deli?

Posted by: embroglios at June 17, 2015 11:28 AM (7q1dQ)

Deviled ham? I think it's in the aisle where the canned tuna is....seems I saw it there before.

Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2015 11:30 AM (v0/PR)

586 White America will take back what is ours.


Stiff dancing accompanied by the "white man's overbite"?

Posted by: Citizen X at June 17, 2015 11:30 AM (7ObY1)

587 You mean in the little cans with the devil on it?

I've never had that...I'm thinking this, but more sweet relish:

http://is.gd/5KD7ew

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 17, 2015 11:26 AM (ZKzrr)



Underwoods Deviled Ham! Yes!


Of course, you haven't enjoyed Your White Privilege until you've had an-


Underwoods Liverwurst sandwich on white bread with

store brand dill pickles and French's mustard.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2015 11:30 AM (0cMkb)

588 Maxwell Smart drove a Sunbeam.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 17, 2015 11:30 AM (W5DcG)

589 She is now coyly claiming that there is no proof that her biological parents ARE her biological parents so, according to her, we cannot say she was not actually born to black parents and then... I don't know... found under a cabbage patch leaf and raised by the people that SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE.
Posted by: redbanzai

DNA testing; how does it work?

Posted by: snake handling 2016 at June 17, 2015 11:30 AM (Spluw)

590 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2015 11:26 AM (VPLuQ)

Spade is making Joe Dirt II and it will be available to download for free.

Posted by: Trump's Hair at June 17, 2015 11:31 AM (rxtQa)

591 If it's not sunbeam, it's crap.



Posted by: Lea

Is that little girl on the package available for a speaking gig? We pay top dollar!

Posted by: The Boys and Girls Club at June 17, 2015 11:31 AM (XWo4d)

592 She is now coyly claiming that there is no proof that her biological parents ARE her biological parents so, according to her, we cannot say she was not actually born to black parents and then...



See me.
-DNA/Paternity Lab

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 11:31 AM (cCQ+Z)

593 Deviled ham? I think it's in the aisle where the canned tuna is....seems I saw it there before.


Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2015 11:30 AM (v0/PR)
Yup

Posted by: Velvet Ambition greatest thing since before sliced bread at June 17, 2015 11:31 AM (R8hU8)

594 "Prayers to Michelle Malkin's daughter, Veronica. "

Just read the article.


Damn,
Prayers up!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2015 11:31 AM (VPLuQ)

595 Those shoes look alot nicer than your tits.

Posted by: pua insult-compliment at June 17, 2015 11:31 AM (kivUY)

596 BTW, is that HillBuzz blog still around? I think the main guy was very sick, so I'm not sure what's going on.
==========
Still there, but dead. Last post was in January, 2015.

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 17, 2015 11:32 AM (ZvKdv)

597 Even our music, which some might consider a bit edgy.


Country Music and Prog-Rock!

Posted by: Citizen X at June 17, 2015 11:32 AM (7ObY1)

598 >>> Not bad shoes; it's a shame about the lace!

Nice shoes, shame about the lace?

Posted by: Bigby's Dutch Rub at June 17, 2015 11:32 AM (3ZtZW)

599 Gonna trick out my ride with some wood on the sides, yo.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 17, 2015 11:32 AM (qF2sM)

600
She is now coyly claiming that there is no proof that her biological
parents ARE her biological parents so, according to her, we cannot say
she was not actually born to black parents and then...


We disagree.

Posted by: Blond hair and freckles at June 17, 2015 11:32 AM (oVJmc)

601
I am slightly stunned and amused at the far left defending Dolezal.
Just tells you how insane and pavlovian they are. There really is nothing a loony leftist can do (other than stop being loony) that the left will not defend or excuse.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 17, 2015 11:32 AM (0x/TW)

602 SHAME ABOUT THE LACE?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at June 17, 2015 11:32 AM (evdj2)

603 White America will take back what is ours.

It's not unusual, to be mad with anyone
It's not unusual, to be sad with anyone
but if I ever find that you've changed at anytime
it's not unusual
to find out that I'm in love with you
whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 17, 2015 11:33 AM (fWAjv)

604 That was The Monks, IIRC

Posted by: Bigby's Dutch Rub at June 17, 2015 11:33 AM (3ZtZW)

605 My parents found me in a cabbage patch. For all I know, my father was a rutabaga.

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at June 17, 2015 11:33 AM (F2IAQ)

606 This thread....is still alive. It's a miracle.

Posted by: Jump the Shark at June 17, 2015 11:33 AM (VcOqI)

607 Thanks RoyalOil. I thought it might be.

Posted by: Lea at June 17, 2015 11:33 AM (lIU4e)

608 My morning read LOL moment:

"Neil Young: Sorry, Donald, But I Support Bernie Sanders"

LINK: http://preview.tinyurl.com/nn5jc57 (bloomberg.com)

Posted by: mrp at June 17, 2015 11:33 AM (JBggj)

609 When the right wins power in America, we must disarm left wing foundations, institutions that exist outside of founders control, have immense financial resources, and fund every single lefty cause known to man.

In many cases, like the MacArthur Foundation cited in the report, the original donor was a righty seeking to promote business virtues and human knowledge. But lefties took over the foundation years later and have turned it into a leftist-funding machine.

No Foundation should exist perpetually. All such Foundations should have a limited life in law. All spending of such Foundations should be demonstrably in accordance with the original charter and no gifts from a foundation to another foundation should be permitted, except under specific circumstances.

Posted by: MTF at June 17, 2015 11:33 AM (LISuA)

610 DNA testing; how does it work?

Posted by: snake handling

First of all, lots of people have the same DNA...

Posted by: The O.J. Jury at June 17, 2015 11:33 AM (XWo4d)

611 "Spade is making Joe Dirt II and it will be available to download for free."

No Shit?!!

Wonder if it will have someone who can fill those cut-offs like Brittany Danial did?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2015 11:33 AM (VPLuQ)

612 The web says Walmart has it, but I don't remember ever seeing any of it. Where would it be? Deli? Next to the Deli?

Pet food isle.

Posted by: dartist at June 17, 2015 11:33 AM (ahBY0)

613 We keep trying to get the non-whites to take the Osmonds, but they just refuse.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 11:34 AM (oVJmc)

614 I am slightly stunned and amused at the far left defending Dolezal. Just tells you how insane and pavlovian they are. There really is nothing a loony leftist can do (other than stop being loony) that the left will not defend or excuse.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale

No shit.

Posted by: Mumia abu jamal murderer extraordinaire at June 17, 2015 11:34 AM (Spluw)

615 This thread isn't alive. Thats postmortem nerve firings.
*twitch*

Posted by: maddogg at June 17, 2015 11:34 AM (xWW96)

616 The web says Walmart has it, but I don't remember ever seeing any of it. Where would it be? Deli? Next to the Deli?

Is it canned? If so it would be with the chili/tuna I think...

Posted by: Lea at June 17, 2015 11:35 AM (lIU4e)

617 Met her on a blind date, helping out an old mate
Waiting at the corner, she's be dressed in black
There was I expecting a really tasty bird
He said she was good looking, I should have doubt his word
When I saw her there she was a real disgrace
I thought nice legs shame about the face

Posted by: Bigby's Dutch Rub at June 17, 2015 11:35 AM (3ZtZW)

618 A simple DNA test could confirm or deny Rachel Dolezal's claim. Then again, said test could prove that she's the rightful queen of England. Do we really want to open that can of worms?

Posted by: FireHorse at June 17, 2015 11:35 AM (qF2sM)

619 EXCLUSIVE: Rachel Dolezal was in a SEX TAPE - her ex-husband forced her to perform 'sex acts' in front of the camera against her will, she claimed in court papers

=========
She's the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 17, 2015 11:35 AM (iQIUe)

620
You mean in the little cans with the devil on it?


--

I've never had that...I'm thinking this, but more sweet relish:


Yours looks lovely.

Underwood Deviled Ham, however, has 50% more cancer.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2015 11:35 AM (JtwS4)

621 She is now coyly claiming that there is no proof that her biological parents ARE her biological parents so, according to her, we cannot say she was not actually born to black parents and then...



Shorter Rachel Dolezal:

"I don't know nuthin' 'bout birthin' no babies."







I denounce myself.

Posted by: Transnaturalfake - naturalfake who identifies as naturalfake at June 17, 2015 11:35 AM (0cMkb)

622 608 My morning read LOL moment:

"Neil Young: Sorry, Donald, But I Support Bernie Sanders"

LINK: http://preview.tinyurl.com/nn5jc57 (bloomberg.com)
Posted by: mrp at June 17, 2015 11:33 AM (JBggj)

Oh, gee, too bad he's a filthy Canuck. Bundt cake?

Posted by: Lutheran in a Chilly Church Basement in ND at June 17, 2015 11:35 AM (RD7QR)

623 Deviled ham? I think it's in the aisle where the canned tuna is....seems I saw it there before.


Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2015 11:30 AM (v0/PR)
Yup
Posted by: Velvet
----------------------

Forget that fancy stuff, go with the potted meat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2015 11:35 AM (F2IAQ)

624 I've never had that...I'm thinking this, but more sweet relish:

http://is.gd/5KD7ew

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 17, 2015 11:26 AM


Hmmm. Sounds good, but I'd go with a coarser chop on the ham, meself.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2015 11:35 AM (h4vJk)

625 Didn't the Hillbuzz guy turn out to be a giant scammer?

Last I remember, he begged a bunch of money from his commenters to "publish a book" then, after vanishing for 3 months while his blog went dark, he turned around and sold the blog and vanished.

Kevin Dujan was his name, iirc. I never did trust that guy. When his blog went dark before he sold it, some of the members tried to reach him, just to see if he was OK and if he neded any donations to keep his site going. In the process of doing this, they discovered that he had been lying to them all along about a whole bunch of shit. Bars where he claimed to hang out and know the owners turned out to never had heard of him. None of the "friends" he wrote about could be proven to exist, etc. etc.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 17, 2015 11:35 AM (7ObY1)

626
When in Rome...




ITALIAN FAMILIES PROTEST FORCED CROSS-DRESSING OF SCHOOLCHILDREN

Parents from the north of Italy have organized a massive demonstration, called "Defend Our Children," against gender ideology in schools, which will be held this Saturday in the Saint John Lateran Square in Rome. The demonstrators will be protesting Italian educational programs that are meant to blur the sexual identity of children.

In the northern Italian city of Trieste, parents are in uproar over a taxpayer-funded elementary school program that includes dressing little boys as girls and girls as boys to overcome so-called "gender stereotypes." Schools are calling the exercise "the game of respect," which purportedly adopts many guidelines from the European standards on sex education, attributed to the World Health Organization.


Shouldn't they all be wearing toga's?

The WHO.

International organizations destroy sovereignty and societies.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 11:35 AM (qCMvj)

627 Wait...
Dumb ass says that her parents may not actually be her parents?


Her Birth Certificate was witnessed by Jesus Christ himself!


Now we're gonna say that he was lying too?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2015 11:36 AM (VPLuQ)

628
And guess who pushed that charge?
Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2015 11:13 AM (v0/PR)
=========
Her credibility is shot.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 17, 2015 11:36 AM (iQIUe)

629 h/t breitbart, btw, on Italian story

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 11:36 AM (qCMvj)

630 The web says Walmart has it, but I don't remember ever seeing any of it. Where would it be? Deli? Next to the Deli?Pet food isle.
Posted by: dartist

Nah, that stuff is good. I once bought a "potted meat product". it was during my bachelor days, and i figured, why not? Could NOT satnd the stuff, and I've eaten C-rations. The cat turned it down flat. When the Labrador declined, into the trash it went.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 17, 2015 11:36 AM (Spluw)

631 Bernie Sanders is a little to the right for me.

Posted by: Kneel Yung at June 17, 2015 11:36 AM (W5DcG)

632 Forget that fancy stuff, go with the potted meat.


*nods*

Posted by: Armour Treet at June 17, 2015 11:36 AM (evdj2)

633 >>> Underwood Deviled Ham, however, has 50% more cancer.

That's because its made out of tumors and mayo

Posted by: Bigby's Dutch Rub at June 17, 2015 11:37 AM (3ZtZW)

634 "'m bisexual" Rachel Dolezal weeps as she says Caitlyn Jenner's story made her cry because it 'resonated' with her

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 17, 2015 11:37 AM (iQIUe)

635
This thread....is still alive. It's a miracle.

All thanks to Miracle Whip.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2015 11:37 AM (JtwS4)

636

There is also a card with a game called "If he were she and she were he," where boys and girls are expected to exchange the clothes they are wearing: the boy dresses as a girl and the girl as a boy, and they discuss how they feel in that new "role."

say it ain't so

kids are getting so f***ed up

talk about trigger warnings!

kids can be affected/effected by the slightest things.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 11:37 AM (qCMvj)

637 I really wanna know

Posted by: The WHO at June 17, 2015 11:37 AM (evdj2)

638 I'm bisexual - Rachel Dolezal....

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 17, 2015 11:37 AM (iQIUe)

639
I think LeBron identified as a football player last night.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 17, 2015 11:37 AM (ODxAs)

640 Last I remember, he begged a bunch of money from his commenters to "publish a book" then, after vanishing for 3 months while his blog went dark, he turned around and sold the blog and vanished.

Kevin Dujan was his name, iirc. I never did trust that guy. When his blog went dark before he sold it, some of the members tried to reach him, just to see if he was OK and if he neded any donations to keep his site going. In the process of doing this, they discovered that he had been lying to them all along about a whole bunch of shit. Bars where he claimed to hang out and know the owners turned out to never had heard of him. None of the "friends" he wrote about could be proven to exist, etc. etc.


No kidding? Last I read, he was talking about being sick and someone else had taken over.

Still, he had a lot of funny pictures comparing and contrasting Michelle's dresses with grandma's couch. The internet is full of truth and lies, hard to pick out which is which sometimes.

Posted by: Lea at June 17, 2015 11:37 AM (lIU4e)

641 Hey, Hector, tell your supervisor to mark today's run down as a 'fail.'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 11:38 AM (oVJmc)

642 Chicken in the breadpan pickin' out dough
Granny does your dog bite, no child, no

Posted by: Citizen X at June 17, 2015 11:38 AM (7ObY1)

643 Fried baloney with catsup on white bread.

Potato chip sandwiches. True white trash cooking.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 17, 2015 11:38 AM (0HooB)

644 See me.

-DNA/Paternity Lab

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 11:31 AM (cCQ+Z)

If I were her parent, I would be suggesting just that. Curiously, it did not seem to occur to the reporter to whom she was spouting to suggest that she seek a paternity test to end any uncertainty.

Posted by: redbanzai at June 17, 2015 11:38 AM (OrI3J)

645 White America will take back what is ours

-
I've been known to eat spaghetti tacos. They're really quite good.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 17, 2015 11:38 AM (XUKZU)

646 Ultimate redneck breakfast. SOS on toast made with spam. Enough salt to stop a whale's heart.

Posted by: maddogg at June 17, 2015 11:38 AM (xWW96)

647
Kevin Dujan was his name, iirc. I never did trust that guy. When his blog went dark before he sold it, some of the members tried to reach him, just to see if he was OK and if he neded any donations to keep his site going. In the process of doing this, they discovered that he had been lying to them all along about a whole bunch of shit. Bars where he claimed to hang out and know the owners turned out to never had heard of him. None of the "friends" he wrote about could be proven to exist, etc. etc.



If you can type you can be famous on the intertubes.

Posted by: A Dog at June 17, 2015 11:38 AM (wkuqO)

648 "Neil Young: Sorry, Donald, But I Support Bernie Sanders"

Translation: I have a tax lawyer, so he can run amok.

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 17, 2015 11:38 AM (Spluw)

649 Rachel Dolezal, Caitlyn Jenner, Sandra Fluke, the Kardashians, Hillary Clinton, Beyonce....Yeah, I'd say we're finished.

Posted by: Jump the Shark at June 17, 2015 11:39 AM (VcOqI)

650 >>> Posted by: Citizen X at June 17, 2015 11:38 AM (7ObY1) <<<


How about "Camptown Ladies"?

Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at June 17, 2015 11:39 AM (sCHw2)

651 Neil Young was born insane. He can't help it.

Posted by: maddogg at June 17, 2015 11:40 AM (xWW96)

652 White America: None of its yours.

Posted by: White Light at June 17, 2015 11:40 AM (VcOqI)

653
"Neil Young: Sorry, Donald, But I Support Bernie Sanders"


Kerry's got James Taylor.

Looks like the 'Washed-up No-Talent' vote is split.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 11:40 AM (oVJmc)

654 I am slightly stunned and amused at the far left defending Dolezal. Just tells you how insane and pavlovian they are. There really is nothing a loony leftist can do (other than stop being loony) that the left will not defend or excuse.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
-------------

I could repost the 1984 Doublethink and Newspeak posts, but twice is enough. Just look at the Wiki entries if you are interested.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2015 11:40 AM (F2IAQ)

655 Your shoes are so shiny I can see up your skirt!

How To Meet Girls Coloring Book, by Mister Dang - page 4

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 11:40 AM (XWo4d)

656 All thanks to Miracle Whip.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2015 11:37 AM (JtwS4)

Heathen.

Posted by: Lea at June 17, 2015 11:40 AM (lIU4e)

657 I was pleasantly surprised to see Juan Williams on "The Five" yesterday say Rachel is crazy, or some such words to that effect.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 17, 2015 11:41 AM (V70Uh)

658 Forget that fancy stuff, go with the potted meat.
Posted by: Mike Hammer



Mmmmmm. Lips, tails, & taint.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 11:41 AM (cCQ+Z)

659 INTERMEZZO

a little lunchmotif

Posted by: Bigby's Dutch Rub at June 17, 2015 11:41 AM (3ZtZW)

660 How about "Camptown Ladies"?

Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at June 17, 2015 11:39 AM


De Camptown Ladies?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2015 11:41 AM (h4vJk)

661 I'm bisexual - Rachel Dolezal....

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 17, 2015 11:37 AM
________

Meaningless statement. I mean, which two?

Posted by: FireHorse at June 17, 2015 11:41 AM (qF2sM)

662 I would have never thought it would be this difficult to stop stupid. The internet fuels it.

Posted by: A Dog who know how to code at June 17, 2015 11:41 AM (wkuqO)

663 Obama's kids need to learn how to dress. They are on a state visit and not little girls. They shd wear dresses that arent so short. What ever happened to decorum?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 17, 2015 11:41 AM (iQIUe)

664 Neil Young was born insane. He can't help it.
Posted by: maddogg
----------------

More likely, it is consequent of light deprivation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2015 11:42 AM (F2IAQ)

665 "Neil Young: Sorry, Donald, But I Support Bernie Sanders"


Hey Hey

My My

My music helped

America die.

Posted by: Neil Young at June 17, 2015 11:42 AM (0cMkb)

666 Whatever happened to The Spreadables?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 17, 2015 11:42 AM (JO9+V)

667 I get no kick from champagne ...

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 17, 2015 11:42 AM (evdj2)

668
All thanks to Miracle Whip.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2015 11:37 AM (JtwS4)

Heathen.


Dude. I was just going with the pun.

I make my own mayo. Unless it fails, which is often, and then I put balsamic in the Hellmans and claim I made my own.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2015 11:42 AM (JtwS4)

669 "Neil Young: Sorry, Donald, But I Support Bernie Sanders"

That should bring in the same youth vote that Hilly's 'Yesterday' quote did.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 11:43 AM (oVJmc)

670 Saturday night I was downtown
Working for the FBI
Sittin' in a nest of bad men
Whiskey bottles piling high

Bootlegging boozer on the west side
Full of people who are doing wrong
Just about to call up the DA man
When I heard this woman sing a song

A pair of 45's made me open my eyes
My temperature started to rise
She was a long cool woman in a black face
Just-a 5'9, beautiful, tall
With just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 17, 2015 11:43 AM (XUKZU)

671 I'm not dead!

No, really, I'm feelin' better!

Think I'll go for a walk......

Posted by: The Thread at June 17, 2015 11:43 AM (sCHw2)

672 No, you know . . .

De Camptown ladies sing this song, doo dah, doo dah . . .

Posted by: Lyle at June 17, 2015 11:43 AM (JO9+V)

673 Whatever happened to The Spreadables?

I'm still here.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 17, 2015 11:44 AM (oVJmc)

674 Well I hope Neil Young will remember.

A southern man don't need him around, anyhow.

Posted by: Lea but I identify as Leonard Skynyrd at June 17, 2015 11:44 AM (lIU4e)

675 Whatever happened to The Spreadables?


Posted by: Count de Monet

I don't watch porn but I do remember that series.

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 11:44 AM (XWo4d)

676 >>What ever happened to decorum?

It made a sex tape and got a reality show.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2015 11:44 AM (g1DWB)

677 Momma's little baby loves shortenin' bread.

Posted by: Lux Interior at June 17, 2015 11:44 AM (udFUw)

678
Whatever happened to The Spreadables?

Was that the one where Edna Mode was always yelling at everyone about "no capes"?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2015 11:45 AM (JtwS4)

679 "Neil Young: Sorry, Donald, But I Support Bernie Sanders"

That should bring in the same youth vote that Hilly's 'Yesterday' quote did.


Well, that and Neil Young is an elderly...Canadian.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 17, 2015 11:45 AM (659DL)

680 Whatever happened to The Spreadables?

That's an Asylum production, yes?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 17, 2015 11:45 AM (evdj2)

681 "I'm still here."

Golf clap.


Possibly Best in Thread.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2015 11:45 AM (VPLuQ)

682 The best part of Deviled Ham? They still wrap a paper label around the can.

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 11:45 AM (XWo4d)

683 Yesterday
All my trouble seemed so far away.
Then we elected a half-ofay.
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 17, 2015 11:45 AM (XUKZU)

684 >>I make my own mayo. Unless it fails, which is often, and then I put balsamic in the Hellmans and claim I made my own.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2015 11:42 AM (JtwS4)

Really. Color me impressed.

Posted by: Lea at June 17, 2015 11:45 AM (lIU4e)

685 I'm not dead!

No, really, I'm feelin' better!

Think I'll go for a walk......

Posted by: The Thread at June 17, 2015 11:43 AM (sCHw2)



Noop.

Back in your coffin.


You're starting to smell like Hillary!'s sweat pads now.

Posted by: Transnaturalfake - naturalfake who identifies as naturalfake at June 17, 2015 11:45 AM (0cMkb)

686 and yet I'm banned. It's just not fair.

Posted by: Transfat at June 17, 2015 11:46 AM (evdj2)

687 You know!! Camptown Ladies

Camptown ladies sing a song!

Doo dah Doo dah

Camptown race track's five miles long!

oh the doo dah day
Goin' to run all night!

Goin' to run all day!

I'll bet my money on the bobtail nag!

Somebody bet on the bay!



Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at June 17, 2015 11:46 AM (sCHw2)

688 Audio clip, Jack Nicholson, Dolezal:
http://tinyurl.com/2f8o4o2

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2015 11:46 AM (F2IAQ)

689 Has anyone nailed the feet of the Thread to the bottom of the cage yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 11:46 AM (r+/qI)

690 Whatever happened to The Spreadables?
________

Consider incorporating more vegetables into your diet. Eat some Steamers.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 17, 2015 11:47 AM (qF2sM)

691 I make my own mayo.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

If I ask how you're going to say something gross, aren't you?

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 11:47 AM (XWo4d)

692 I did not see one comment on China's practicing to invade Taiwan..no once cares for the yellow man?

Posted by: Obama will not rest until Taiwan is free at June 17, 2015 11:47 AM (wkuqO)

693 Has anyone nailed the feet of the Thread to the bottom of the cage yet?

Just one, so it runs around in circles.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 17, 2015 11:48 AM (0HooB)

694 664 Neil Young was born insane. He can't help it.
Posted by: maddogg
----------------

More likely, it is consequent of light deprivation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2015 11:42 AM (F2IAQ

I guess drug abuse does have it's consequences.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 17, 2015 11:48 AM (F2IAQ)

695 Has anyone nailed the feet of the Thread to the bottom of the cage yet?

Rip off it's comments, a simple metal tube through the back of it's head so it can breath and Voila! It's a fish.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 17, 2015 11:48 AM (evdj2)

696 The best part of Deviled Ham? They still wrap a paper label around the can.
Posted by: Dang
-----------------

As a kid, I was fascinated by that..., I still am.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2015 11:48 AM (F2IAQ)

697 art for the proles has been rationed

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 17, 2015 11:48 AM (7RXcs)

698 No, you know . . .

De Camptown ladies sing this song, doo dah, doo dah . .




What in the Wide World of Sports is going on in here?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 11:48 AM (cCQ+Z)

699 and yet I'm banned. It's just not fair.

Posted by: Transfat at June 17, 2015 11:46 AM
________

What is transfat, anyway? Is it fat that identifies as a carbohydrate?

Posted by: FireHorse at June 17, 2015 11:48 AM (qF2sM)

700 Hi, everyone. This thread?? Yeesh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2015 11:49 AM (FsuaD)

701 Somebody bet on the bay!


-
Is that a reference to Rachel Dulweazle?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 17, 2015 11:49 AM (XUKZU)

702 Neil Young and Darryl Hannah are now shacked up. She's pretty nuts herself.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 17, 2015 11:49 AM (iQIUe)

703 As a kid, I was fascinated by that..., I still am.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

One of the few reasons I'm tempted to buy a can.

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 11:49 AM (XWo4d)

704 I guess drug abuse does have it's consequences.
Posted by: Misanthropic
--------------------

I was lying in a burned-out basement...

Posted by: Neil Young at June 17, 2015 11:49 AM (F2IAQ)

705 I was just perusing Drudge and discovered there's a Rachel Donezal sex tape.

I'm sure the Horde has discussed it in great detail.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2015 11:50 AM (FsuaD)

706 Bunch o' Kansas City Faggots on this thread.......NTTAWWT.

Posted by: Taggart at June 17, 2015 11:50 AM (sCHw2)

707 Do you pull your head out of the sand to eat and drink, or do you just use a straw?

Look, da Joo is fighting with da old guy over something written by a bald guy about an overblown toupee.

/badjoke

Posted by: Moar incendiary at June 17, 2015 11:50 AM (DL2i+)

708 I was just perusing Drudge and discovered there's a Rachel Donezal sex tape.

Once you go Oreo, you never go back.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 17, 2015 11:51 AM (oVJmc)

709 702 Neil Young and Darryl Hannah are now shacked up. She's pretty nuts herself.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 17, 2015 11:49 AM (iQIUe)


the rule is never put it in someone MORE nuts than you are. I'm guessing he is safe.

Posted by: just saying at June 17, 2015 11:51 AM (wkuqO)

710 Since we seem to be pining for the fjords.

Hans Dahl - http://artexpertswebsite.com/pages/artists/artists_a-k/dahl/1.dahl.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 11:51 AM (r+/qI)

711 I see we had another murder, with the victim shot in the head.

Seems to be a spike in head shots the last month or so.

Odd, seeing as most of these ass-hats can't hit a head size target from more then 6 foot away, three out of ten times.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2015 11:51 AM (VPLuQ)

712 The best part of Deviled Ham? They still wrap a paper label around the can.
Posted by: Dang
-----------------
As a kid, I was fascinated by that..., I still am.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,



Next up? Soap bubbles. The mystery of the ages!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 11:51 AM (cCQ+Z)

713 One of the few reasons I'm tempted to buy a can.
Posted by: Dang
-----------------

For posterity.
I'm annoyed that I don't have any of the cloth adhesive tape that was packaged in those snap-apart metal containers.

Posted by: Neil Young at June 17, 2015 11:51 AM (F2IAQ)

714 I know this thread is pretty dead,
but does anyone have any recommendations
for the destination
of Destin?

Posted by: Lea at June 17, 2015 11:51 AM (lIU4e)

715 I'm not dead!

No, really, I'm feelin' better!

Think I'll go for a walk......
Posted by: The Thread at June 17, 2015 11:43 AM


You're not fooling anyone you know.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2015 11:52 AM (h4vJk)

716 Lucky for Rachel Donezal's ex he's not white.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2015 11:52 AM (FsuaD)

717 I was just perusing Drudge and discovered there's a Rachel Donezal sex tape.


Do the collar and cuffs match?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 17, 2015 11:52 AM (evdj2)

718 "Neil Young: Sorry, Donald, But I Support Bernie Sanders"


I watched the needle
take another man
Gone, gone, the damage done.
...

I've seen the needle
and the damage done

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 11:52 AM (qCMvj)

719 When you say shacked up; you mean in a van down by the river, right?

Posted by: dantesed at June 17, 2015 11:52 AM (88xKn)

720 >>> Seems to be a spike in head shots the last month or so. <<<



HA! And they said I'd have no positive social impact!

Posted by: Call of Duty - Modern Warfare at June 17, 2015 11:52 AM (sCHw2)

721 Lucky for Rachel Donezal's ex he's not white.

Are we sure?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 11:52 AM (oVJmc)

722
I make my own mayo.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

If I ask how you're going to say something gross, aren't you?


I will not. Food is important.

You start with an egg yolk and some vinegar, which you whisk together. Then you slowly drizzle in olive oil while whisking furiously. If you do it wrong it "breaks" (meaning becomes a clumpy liquid), if you do it right it turns into mayonnaise which is a feeling like creating fire.

Fun fact: Mayonnaise is a sauce. The three major French sauces -- Mayonnaise, Hollandaise, and Béarnaise -- are all combinations of egg yolk, an acid, and an emulsifier.



Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2015 11:53 AM (JtwS4)

723 Next up? Soap bubbles. The mystery of the ages!

Posted by: rickb223

Seriously! What the hell is going on there?!? Sorcery, man. Sorcery.

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 11:53 AM (XWo4d)

724 706 Bunch o' Kansas City Faggots on this thread.......NTTAWWT.


Posted by: Taggart at June 17, 2015 11:50 AM (sCHw2)


Kansas City, KS or Kansas City, MO?

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at June 17, 2015 11:53 AM (foCDR)

725 711
I see we had another murder, with the victim shot in the head.



Seems to be a spike in head shots the last month or so.



Odd, seeing as most of these ass-hats can't hit a head size target from more then 6 foot away, three out of ten times.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2015 11:51 AM (VPLuQ)


D'oh Boy spent his first night in his new apartment in/near the 'hood last night. And there was a shooting two streets over.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2015 11:53 AM (FsuaD)

726 Rachel married AA while at Belhaven in Jackson, MS.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 11:53 AM (r+/qI)

727 Odd, seeing as most of these ass-hats can't hit a head size target from more then 6 foot away, three out of ten times.




Impressive if they hit the intended target.

Not so much if it was an innocent bystander.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 11:53 AM (cCQ+Z)

728 >>One of the few reasons I'm tempted to buy a can.

Resist the temptation. Deviled ham, Spam and cockroaches are the only things that will survive armageddon.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2015 11:53 AM (g1DWB)

729 Can't post the pic here, but someone just shared a campaign poster photoshop of Trump titled "Trump 2016-We Shall Overcomb."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2015 11:54 AM (h4vJk)

730 Alas, The Spreadables are no more. They are an ex-sandwhich spread. Pining for the fjords, as it were.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 17, 2015 11:54 AM (JO9+V)

731 Just passing through to see if there are any survivors here.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 17, 2015 11:54 AM (/Ho8c)

732 The hopelessly needy waiting for a new thread.

Posted by: just saying at June 17, 2015 11:55 AM (wkuqO)

733 "Witless Ape Rides Escalator" is all-purpose, like Warhol's well-known "fifteen minutes of fame" sneer. It totally describes R. Dolezal's brush with her NBC fueled fame, for example.

Posted by: MTF at June 17, 2015 11:55 AM (LISuA)

734 Is ace cheating on us with Twitter again?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2015 11:55 AM (FsuaD)

735
THIS IS A PERFECTLY GOOD THREAD!

And educational. I just taught you how to make mayonnaise.

*trots off to lunch*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2015 11:56 AM (JtwS4)

736 726
Rachel married AA while at Belhaven in Jackson, MS.


Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 11:53 AM (r+/qI)


Wait....that's who she is claiming made her make a sex tape?!
Well that'll tie the SJW up in knots....no pun intended.

Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2015 11:56 AM (v0/PR)

737 I was just perusing Drudge and discovered there's a Rachel Donezal sex tape. I'm sure the Horde has discussed it in great detail.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2015 11:50 AM
________

Collectively we find olive loaf more interesting.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 17, 2015 11:56 AM (qF2sM)

738 Rachel married AA while at Belhaven in Jackson, MS.



I'm with the rest of the horde.
Belhaven sounds like a nut house.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 11:56 AM (cCQ+Z)

739 Fun fact: Mayonnaise is a sauce. The three major
French sauces -- Mayonnaise, Hollandaise, and Bearnaise -- are all
combinations of egg yolk, an acid, and an emulsifier.





Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2015 11:53 AM (JtwS4)

Don't get saucy with me, Bandersnatch!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 17, 2015 11:56 AM (JO9+V)

740 "Not so much if it was an innocent bystander."
So far, I think every head shot has been a person with their own personal history of criminal activity.


Except for the child who was killed with his mother the other week.
And that was a targeted killing as will, with the child not being expected to be in the home at the time of the shooting.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2015 11:56 AM (VPLuQ)

741 Deviled ham, Spam and cockroaches are the only things that will survive armageddon.
Posted by: JackStraw
-------------

So, potted meat is farther up the list?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2015 11:57 AM (F2IAQ)

742 Rachel's ex is a perfessor or sumpthin. And a rather large, black man.

Doesn't fit the Narrative.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2015 11:57 AM (FsuaD)

743 692 I did not see one comment on China's practicing to invade Taiwan..no once cares for the yellow man?
Posted by: Obama will not rest until Taiwan is free at June 17, 2015 11:47 AM (wkuqO)

[Shrug] They've been gaming that for years. The part about using commercial RO/RO ships for sealift is interesting, though.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 17, 2015 11:57 AM (RD7QR)

744 I have no idea who made the sex tape with Rachel. Just that the Clarion-Ledger story about Rachel's descent into thinking she was AA mentions she married AA.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 11:57 AM (r+/qI)

745 Once you go white...

I got a headache.

Alright...

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 11:57 AM (XWo4d)

746 >>> Fun fact: Mayonnaise is a sauce. The three major French sauces --
Mayonnaise, Hollandaise, and Bearnaise -- are all combinations of egg
yolk, an acid, and an emulsifier. <<<



Tired of those evil whitey-white sauces? Feel oppressed by The Man's Mayonnaise??

Try Dolezalaise! The White Sauce that pretends to be a Black Sauce!!

Posted by: Advertisement Break at June 17, 2015 11:57 AM (sCHw2)

747 725

D'oh Boy spent his first night in his new apartment in/near the 'hood last night. And there was a shooting two streets over.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2015 11:53 AM (FsuaD)


Yet more evidence of the violence that extreme right-wing anti-government types cause, no doubt.

Posted by: The New York Times at June 17, 2015 11:57 AM (u9OP6)

748 and an emulsifier.
------------

So, Dawn?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2015 11:57 AM (F2IAQ)

749 What, no art thread?

Posted by: donna at June 17, 2015 11:58 AM (Bn6aD)

750 What, no art thread?

Posted by: donna at June 17, 2015 11:58 AM


Art threads are for closers.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2015 11:58 AM (h4vJk)

751 "And a rather large, black man."

He identifies as a rutabaga.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2015 11:58 AM (VPLuQ)

752 >>The three major
French sauces

I thought there were five mother sauces, but maybe they aren't all French.

*watches too much topchef*

Posted by: Lea at June 17, 2015 11:58 AM (lIU4e)

753 I'd post the link to the Rachel Donezal "the black man forced me to make a sex tape" story, but I'm afraid it would get stomped.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2015 11:58 AM (FsuaD)

754 And there was a shooting two streets over.

So, he's zeroed in then?


I kid, I kid.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 17, 2015 11:59 AM (evdj2)

755 >>So, potted meat is farther up the list?

Not far but a little. Potted meat can at least claim to be a meat product. There is no telling what is in a can of deviled ham. But there's no denying it is evil.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2015 11:59 AM (g1DWB)

756 whisking furiously



Posted by: Bandersnatch


You just had to go there.

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 11:59 AM (XWo4d)

757 What, no art thread?



We didn't get so much as a fart, let alone art.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 11:59 AM (cCQ+Z)

758 Deviled ham, Spam and cockroaches are the only things that will survive armageddon.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2015 11:53 AM (g1DWB)
And Twinkees

Posted by: Velvet Ambition greatest thing since before sliced bread at June 17, 2015 11:59 AM (R8hU8)

759 Today is writers lunch in Jackson, MS for me today. It will be interesting to see if any of this gets mentioned.

Belhaven is actually to supposed to be a 'top Christian Liberal Arts college.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 11:59 AM (r+/qI)

760 >>> Kansas City, KS or Kansas City, MO? <<<


Yes!

Posted by: Taggart at June 17, 2015 11:59 AM (sCHw2)

761 Try Dolezalaise! The White Sauce that pretends to be a Black Sauce!!
Posted by: Advertisement
-------------

Possible thread winner.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2015 11:59 AM (F2IAQ)

762 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2015 11:57 AM (F2IAQ)

Heh.

Posted by: Golfman at June 17, 2015 11:59 AM (85SVH)

763 >>"Witless Ape Rides Escalator"


Pretty sure that one is hanging in the National Gallery next to Duchamps' 'Nude Descending Stair 6'.

Posted by: Garrett at June 17, 2015 12:00 PM (udFUw)

764 On the plus side, just ordered 250 rds of 9x18 Fioochi for $78.00 delivered.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2015 12:00 PM (VPLuQ)

765 744
I have no idea who made the sex tape with Rachel. Just that the
Clarion-Ledger story about Rachel's descent into thinking she was AA
mentions she married AA.


Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 11:57 AM (r+/qI)

Yeah, it's him. http://tinyurl.com/ohnt8ts
There ain't enough popcorn for this...

Posted by: Tami at June 17, 2015 12:00 PM (v0/PR)

766 What, no art thread?







We didn't get so much as a fart, let alone art.

Posted by: rickb223

How 'bout a part thread?

Posted by: Donald Trump's "hair" at June 17, 2015 12:00 PM (XWo4d)

767 Apropos of nothing, I visited Jackson MS for a job interview back in the '80s. It was at that time, beyond a doubt, the most racist place I have ever been.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 17, 2015 12:00 PM (evdj2)

768 Her brother, the one they are acccusing of kid rape, wrote a memoir where he talks about Rachel being abused by her husband.

So, even tho she knew about the alleged rape she still confided in him???

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 17, 2015 12:00 PM (iQIUe)

769 Are we so anti gun we have not turned this into a gun thread? I don't know you people anymore.

Posted by: just saying at June 17, 2015 12:01 PM (wkuqO)

770
Sometimes when driving home from work I see abeat to heck early 2000's Buick (blown shock, peeling paint etc.). I remember it because it had Obama bumper stickers on it. They supported him in 08 and 12.
Yesterday I saw it again. It now has a Hillary sticker. Some people are terminally stupid and mentally ill.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 17, 2015 12:01 PM (0x/TW)

771 The Black man was keeping Rachel down.

*__0

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2015 12:01 PM (FsuaD)

772 Garrett - That headline is some industrial strength snark.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2015 12:01 PM (F2IAQ)

773 We didn't get so much as a fart, let alone art.
Posted by: rickb223


How 'bout a part thread?
Posted by: Donald Trump's "hair"



You have no heart, Bart.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 12:02 PM (cCQ+Z)

774 @746 - in a way, isn't that the story of Obama?

Posted by: JEM (sometimes The Devoceleraptor) at June 17, 2015 12:02 PM (o+SC1)

775 Zip is on fire all week!!


CNN jumps itself

http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=226702

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2015 12:02 PM (VPLuQ)

776 are all
combinations of egg yolk, an acid, and an emulsifier.


Instead of vinegar can HCL be used instead?

Posted by: wrg500 at June 17, 2015 12:02 PM (sgrzZ)

777 Grumpy, its now a Liberal hell-hole. Chokwe Lumumba, a Detroit import originally named Talliferro, was elected mayor a few years back. Got his tax increase and promptly died in office.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 12:02 PM (r+/qI)

778 They supported him in 08 and 12.
Yesterday I saw it again. It now has a Hillary sticker. Some people are terminally stupid and mentally ill.
Posted by: Tilikum
---------------

They are rolling the dice on another 'Cash for Clunkers'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 17, 2015 12:03 PM (F2IAQ)

779 new thread up

Posted by: just saying at June 17, 2015 12:03 PM (wkuqO)

780 >>>
752
>>The three major

French sauces



I thought there were five mother sauces, but maybe they aren't all French.



*watches too much topchef*

Posted by: Lea at June 17, 2015 11:58 AM (lIU4e) <<<

There are three major sauces we will force you to.....Lackey: Beggin' your pardon, High Sausquisitioner, there's five, Sir!Correction.......there are FIVE sauces we will force you to use in your unholy and unclean kitchens!


Posted by: The High Sausqusitioner at June 17, 2015 12:03 PM (sCHw2)

781 "Are we so anti gun we have not turned this into a gun thread? I don't know you people anymore.'

Just ordered three mags for the P-64.

$58.00

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2015 12:03 PM (VPLuQ)

782 I was just perusing Drudge and discovered there's a Rachel Donezal sex tape.


Funnily enough-

As a consequence of Rachel Donezal's appearance in a sex tape-

it was discovered that-

she has no brown eye!







Thank you, I'll be here all week!

Posted by: Transnaturalfake - naturalfake who identifies as naturalfake at June 17, 2015 12:04 PM (0cMkb)

783 No morning art thread?

When's the last time there was an art thread?

Seems like it's been a while since we've had a painting to admire, critique, and find rapey.

Posted by: pining at June 17, 2015 12:04 PM (ZtFr+)

784 Tired of those evil whitey-white sauces? Feel oppressed by The Man's Mayonnaise??
________

D.O.R.!!!

Posted by: GySgt Foley at June 17, 2015 12:04 PM (qF2sM)

785 Are we so anti gun we have not turned this into a gun thread? I don't know you people anymore.

Posted by: just saying


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyitJsle_Jk

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 12:04 PM (XWo4d)

786 combinations of egg yolk, an acid, and an emulsifier.

I thought egg was an emulsifier?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 17, 2015 12:04 PM (ZKzrr)

787 They supported him in 08 and 12.

Yesterday I saw it again. It now has a Hillary sticker. Some people are terminally stupid and mentally ill.



Posted by: Tilikum


Going for the three-peat!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 17, 2015 12:04 PM (JO9+V)

788 I was just perusing Drudge and discovered there's a Rachel Donezal sex tape.

I'm sure the Horde has discussed it in great detail.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2015 11:50 AM (FsuaD)


Not interested. Unless she uses Cersei Lannister's body double. And Lena Heady's shorn head. In which case, I'm not sure why we would need her to be there.


So no. Not interested.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2015 12:05 PM (TOk1P)

789 *peeks at new thread*

Circular firing squad fodder. So cue to go do stuff.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 12:05 PM (r+/qI)

790
Tired of those evil whitey-white sauces? Feel oppressed by The Man's Mayonnaise??

Try Dolezalaise! The White Sauce that pretends to be a Black Sauce!!


remember to wear a condiment!

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 17, 2015 12:05 PM (7RXcs)

791 >>And Twinkees

Common misconception. But as we learned in Zombieland, Twinkies do indeed have an expiration date.

Deviled ham is forever.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2015 12:05 PM (g1DWB)

792 new thread up

Posted by: just saying

Everyone stay here! We can get to 1,000 crappy comments in maybe 15 minutes if we all chip in.

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 12:06 PM (XWo4d)

793 I'm ashamed to be a part of this and expect the proprietor to rue the missing Art Thread.

Posted by: DaveA at June 17, 2015 12:07 PM (DL2i+)

794 She made a sex tape? What's the title, Wandingo?

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 17, 2015 12:07 PM (2cS/G)

795 789
*peeks at new thread*

Circular firing squad fodder. So cue to go do stuff.


Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 12:05 PM (r+/qI)


Agree. Off to actually accomplish something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 17, 2015 12:07 PM (FsuaD)

796 "Everyone stay here! We can get to 1,000 crappy comments in maybe 15 minutes if we all chip in."
________

I'll do my part. (204 to go!)

Posted by: GySgt Foley at June 17, 2015 12:08 PM (qF2sM)

797 New thread is gonna go Longbow/Crossbow/purity test in under ten minutes.

Let's push this rotting corpse of a thread over 1000.

We can do it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2015 12:08 PM (VPLuQ)

798 I'll do my part. (204 to go!)

Posted by: GySgt Foley

*farts, laughs*

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 12:08 PM (XWo4d)

799 Oh c'mon. It's not that bad.

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 12:10 PM (XWo4d)

800 Smells kinda like Deviled Ham.

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 12:10 PM (XWo4d)

801 Deviled ham is forever.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2015 12:05 PM (g1DWB)
And honey

Posted by: Velvet Ambition greatest thing since before sliced bread at June 17, 2015 12:10 PM (R8hU8)

802 Hey I posted a link to art in this thread. Fjords even.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 12:10 PM (r+/qI)

803 Had deviled eggs for lunch...didn't ya?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2015 12:11 PM (VPLuQ)

804 Turning off the sock. (199 to go!)

Posted by: FireHorse at June 17, 2015 12:11 PM (qF2sM)

805 I wish.

Posted by: Dang at June 17, 2015 12:11 PM (XWo4d)

806 Deviled Eggs?

Well the NSA will get a whiff about quitting time them. That should encourage them to flee the cubes.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 12:12 PM (r+/qI)

807 New thread is gonna go Longbow/Crossbow/purity test in under ten minutes.


Yeah, that's gonna be a flame thread.

I'd rather talk about sauces.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 17, 2015 12:12 PM (ZKzrr)

808 Chug! Chug! Chug!

Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 17, 2015 12:13 PM (/Ho8c)

809 We can do this!! (11 to go Common Core))

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2015 12:13 PM (VPLuQ)

810 Well I had a good news bad news kind of morning.

Good news, my physicians assistant is very cute and very handsie.

Bad news, she's married and my back is fucked and will likely require surgery.

I'm going to concentrate on the good news.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2015 12:13 PM (g1DWB)

811 Indomitus Rex vs Donald Trump

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 12:15 PM (r+/qI)

812 "New thread is gonna go Longbow/Crossbow/purity test in under ten minutes. Let's push this rotting corpse of a thread over 1000."
________

Hypothetical: Battle of Saratoga, Benedict Arnold is actually a T2000-model terminator and his leg wound heals almost instantly, but Burgoyne has a hundred guys with longbows. Who wins?

Posted by: FireHorse at June 17, 2015 12:16 PM (qF2sM)

813 I'd rather talk about sauces.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 17, 2015 12:12 PM (ZKzrr)

Same. Or shoes! Having trouble finding a cute brown wedge.

I can't handle drew threads like that...

Posted by: Lea at June 17, 2015 12:16 PM (lIU4e)

814 "I'm going to concentrate on the good news."

When life gives you lemons..
make limoncello.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2015 12:16 PM (VPLuQ)

815 How much of a wedge are you looking for??

http://www.shoebuy.com/fergalicious-lauren/740924/1544224

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 12:18 PM (r+/qI)

816 You know who looks really good in wedges?

Kate Middleton.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2015 12:19 PM (VPLuQ)

817 >>I can't handle drew threads like that...

Same arguments, different day. Nothing ever changes.

I'd prefer to talk about pie.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2015 12:20 PM (g1DWB)

818 >>How much of a wedge are you looking for??

Those are cute, but they would make me almost 6 feet tall.

It's really hard to find something cute in a 2/2.5 inch size..

Posted by: Lea at June 17, 2015 12:21 PM (lIU4e)

819 Same arguments, different day. Nothing ever changes. I'd prefer to talk about pie.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2015 12:20 PM
________

We could talk about both. If I didn't care about the slate in a given election, I could be coaxed to the ballot with a peanut butter pie.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 17, 2015 12:24 PM (qF2sM)

820 Wonder if these were named for Pippa Middleton?

http://www.shoebuy.com/sofft-pippa/740543/1542931

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 12:25 PM (r+/qI)

821 Trump would be the down-to-earth candidate if he ran against Hillary.

Taxi services are nothing but a racket. I'm glad that their political bullying won't save them.

Posted by: bourbonchicken at June 17, 2015 12:26 PM (5qftr)

822 I'm going to concentrate on the good news.

Posted by: JackStraw


Sorry to hear of your back woes, JS. Best wishes.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 17, 2015 12:26 PM (/Ho8c)

823 >>We could talk about both. If I didn't care about the slate in a given election, I could be coaxed to the ballot with a peanut butter pie.

That's the kind of out of the box thinking that made this the land of the free and home of the brave.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2015 12:27 PM (g1DWB)

824 >>Sorry to hear of your back woes, JS. Best wishes.

Thanks. Been putting it off for far too long but in the grand scheme of things it's small potatoes.

As long as I have my youth and looks .... aw shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2015 12:30 PM (g1DWB)

825 *pours Jack a tankard of honey mead*

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 12:31 PM (r+/qI)

826 >>*pours Jack a tankard of honey mead*

Now we're talking. Who's got the pie?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2015 12:33 PM (g1DWB)

827
combinations of egg yolk, an acid, and an emulsifier.

I thought egg was an emulsifier?


The emulsifier is the fat, so oil or butter.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2015 12:42 PM (JtwS4)

828 Now we're talking. Who's got the pie?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2015 12:33 PM
________

Not me. Sorry.

Loaded up on store-bought s'more brownies for "breakfast" and considering sodahol and leftover sauerkraut for lunch.

In my life, this is akin to getting a neck tattoo.

Posted by: FireHorse at June 17, 2015 12:43 PM (qF2sM)

829 Hey Greece: If you'd been nicer to the Cretans, you coulda had some of that sweet, sweet pipeline action. Now you're just all fucked.

Posted by: HAL at June 17, 2015 01:35 PM (OmBeX)

830 ;-)

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