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Morning Thread (6-17-2015)

May your day not be as Obama'd-up as mine already has been.

Posted by: Andy at 06:03 AM




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1 All rightee then.

Posted by: Golfman at June 17, 2015 06:05 AM (9HX7k)

2 everybody must be asleep

Posted by: Cicero Skip at June 17, 2015 06:05 AM (FIrEF)

3 on the storm post below there is a three hour gap without any comments?

Posted by: Cicero Skip at June 17, 2015 06:06 AM (FIrEF)

4 first, first time here. New name for MSM: Slander Media. Make it spread, horde.

Posted by: vdhfan at June 17, 2015 06:06 AM (Afuq0)

5 Welcome.

Posted by: Golfman at June 17, 2015 06:07 AM (9HX7k)

6 Posted by: Cicero Skip at June 17, 2015 06:06 AM (FIrEF)

Everyone went to the ONT.

Or got washed away.

Posted by: Golfman at June 17, 2015 06:08 AM (9HX7k)

7 Good Morning Morons. Today is Wednesday, June 17, 2015. On this day in 1963 the United States Supreme Court ruled 8-1 in Abington School District v. Schempp against requiring the reciting of Bible verses and the Lord's Prayer in public schools. You often hear about Madalyn Murray O'Hair the aethiest but Schempp's case made up the bulk of the decision. Today we put rubbers on bananas and have children performing sex acts in school. We are oh so much better now after all this.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:11 AM (GpgJl)

8 damn a bunch of 500 errors.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:11 AM (GpgJl)

9 Trey Gowdy is putting out some new facts on Scankles and her Benghazi lies. He called Hillary a liar and Sidney Blumenthal an uninformed idiot. OK Trey, when is someone going to go to jail?


http://fxn.ws/1emwro6

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:12 AM (GpgJl)

10 University history professors have finally had a bellyful of social justice history and are calling on changes in the high school curriculums and the college board tests.


http://fxn.ws/1cZK5fc

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:12 AM (GpgJl)

11 The Obama administration is ordering food companies to phase out the use of heart-clogging trans fats over the next three years, calling them a threat to public health.


Where do they get the authority to do this? Where is their science? This is just like the great salt scare that turned out to be a crock of shit. What if the food people just told Obama and his clown posse to kiss their ass? As for cholesterol the most recent studies there are saying it appears that it really has no impact on the likelihood of death from heart disease. (Although I haven't got my doctor to buy into that yet)


http://fxn.ws/1fg43UQ

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:12 AM (GpgJl)

12 And this WaEx/Reason Magazine article excoriates the government on their past food scares that turned out to be absolute BS.


http://washex.am/1J4huDW

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:12 AM (GpgJl)

13 Obama has threatened SCOTUS over his illegal healthcare crap, now the Southern Baptist convention is telling them to pack sand on gay marriage.


http://fxn.ws/1BlFobe

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:12 AM (GpgJl)

14 The US is going to hell in a hand basket so what is the Senate doing? They passed an amendment banning torture. The measure was introduced by the senile old idiot McShitty and backed by Dianefeinscrunt. It is already against the law to employ torture. And contrary to what McShitty says, waterboarding is not torture and the opening statement in this AP article is a lie.


The Senate passed a measure Tuesday aimed at ensuring that the United States never tortures detainees again.


http://fxn.ws/1GXBcB1

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:13 AM (GpgJl)

15 The White House declined comment Monday on a private weekend party for 500 featuring Prince but claimed the Obamas picked up the tab.


And if you believe that I have a time-share in Daytona I will gladly unload on you.


http://fxn.ws/1MJxZDi

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:13 AM (GpgJl)

16 That CA water cutoff to senior water rights people that we linked to several days ago has also cut off all drinking water to the town of Tracy, CA. CA under the moonbat has become a dysfunctional nightmare.


http://cbsloc.al/1GXrKO8

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:13 AM (GpgJl)

17 All the talk about shark attacks lately sparks the WaPo to show statistics on what kills the most people per year in the US. And it ain't sharks.


http://wapo.st/1cYo9kI

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:13 AM (GpgJl)

18 Boner is trying to figure out a way to get Obama's BS trade bill through. Hey asshole, how about publish the SOB so we can see it and have a national debate on it? Currently that reschedule has died due to opposition from Democrats and conservative Republicans.


http://politi.co/1KSTIKx

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:14 AM (GpgJl)

19 So what is the House leadership doing? Punishing conservatives who voted against Obamatrade. And they expect the public to continue backing their worthless POS asses.


http://bit.ly/1QBPPOZ

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:14 AM (GpgJl)

20 The Weekly Standard is excoriating the WaPo for "hyping" (lying) the college rape issue.


http://tws.io/1SlkBZL

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:14 AM (GpgJl)

21 Scankles charged a children's charity on Long Island $200,000 for one of her short canned speeches. My question is why in the hell did they pay it? In this case I blame the charity who is throwing away money that could be spent better doing what charity donations are supposed to do.


http://bit.ly/1JX5in8

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:14 AM (GpgJl)

22 The Pope denies he is preaching communism. Sorry Charlie, actions speak louder than words. If you want to get back to preaching religion then get out of the global warming scam and other political issues and go back to the bible.


http://bit.ly/1J4hpQQ

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:14 AM (GpgJl)

23 Evidently some kind of altercation occurred between Gowdy and Issa on the Blumenthal testimony. My position; Issa had his chance and as far as I am concerned he blew it.


http://bit.ly/1CcMXw3

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:15 AM (GpgJl)

24 Here are the actual comments from Perino yesterday. I see no great "bad statements" here. She was basically saying Trump is an idiot which is true.


http://bit.ly/1BhWBmj

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:15 AM (GpgJl)

25

DAY 953

510 to go (583 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, mewling mattress myth manufacturers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2015 06:15 AM (St6BJ)

26 The plot to assassinate Pamela Geller is appearing to be a wide conspiracy and not just a couple of crackpot muzzies.


http://bit.ly/1LeJANq

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:15 AM (GpgJl)

27 And the guy who orchestrated it also wanted to go after the superbowl.


http://fxn.ws/1MKp0BX

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:15 AM (GpgJl)

28 Republicans once again looking to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory on Obamacare.


http://bit.ly/1HRLAt4

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:16 AM (GpgJl)

29 So-called "dinosaur mystery" on Fox is nothing more than a backdoor method of pushing the CO2 global warming scam. Why is it that I who have been into science my entire life have never heard of this "dinosaur mystery"? Sounds like a "straw dinosaur" to me.


http://fxn.ws/1MKpCHv

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:16 AM (GpgJl)

30 Rarmirez (good today)


http://bit.ly/1J4hvbf

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:16 AM (GpgJl)

31 IBD is not impressed with the pope's excursion into the political quagmire of global warming.


http://bit.ly/1QDduhR

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:17 AM (GpgJl)

32 The IRS has missed another court ordered deadline on their illegal targeting of conservatives. I am still waiting on someone to go to jail here.


http://bit.ly/1TsSSYL

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:17 AM (GpgJl)

33 The Daily Deals


http://amzn.to/1JT1TYf

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:17 AM (GpgJl)

34 And on the heat score yesterday the temps here in my yard topped out at 105.4F in the shade. They are predicting 102F today. And speaking of which, in our conversation on locations for your temperature detectors one thing I failed to mention is make sure you either protect them from rain or that you can move them to a sheltered location in the event of rain. They do not like rain.



That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:17 AM (GpgJl)

35
I won't dismiss Donald Trump so quickly. He said some things that needed to be said in his announcement. I will only go nuts if he runs as an independent. That said, he has a lot to answer for vis a vis his past positions and what his current ones are on the key issues.

We'll see what happens.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2015 06:18 AM (St6BJ)

36
The asbestos has been abated here at the chez. Cats absolutely HATE to travel even for just a short day trip.

Good to be home.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2015 06:19 AM (St6BJ)

37 Thanks Vic!

Back home JJ?

Posted by: Golfman at June 17, 2015 06:19 AM (9HX7k)

38 Good.

Posted by: Golfman at June 17, 2015 06:20 AM (9HX7k)

39 37 Thanks Vic!

Back home JJ?
Posted by: Golfman at June 17, 2015 06:19 AM (9HX7k)


Yes. The next hurdle comes in October when we have to be gone all day for three days when they replace our windows. At least we get to go home at the end of each day.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2015 06:21 AM (St6BJ)

40 I wonder who it was that decided that all posts will be this font size even if there isn't an embedded video, tweet, map, quote of the day... that hasn't been corrected for.

Could it be, maybe, perhaps,,, Saaatan?

I could really stretch the margins with a really long noooo but lowering myself to ace's level ain't my style.

Don't know what I'm talking about? Grab a phone and look at an older news dump's font size then look at yesterday's. And ace's from the day before.

I know, blame it on pixy.

Posted by: teej at June 17, 2015 06:21 AM (H8mJH)

41 I see where the former Person of Pallor, Racial Dolezal was in Baltimore to help promote rachel healing during the recent unpleasantness.


http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=226679

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2015 06:22 AM (VPLuQ)

42
The other thing about Trump is, forgetting him personally, the reason he resonates is that he is an outsider and his candidacy showcases the hatred the GOP establishment has for its base.

He was dead balls on about immigration as well as the so-called "trade" bill. This is why McConnell, Boehner and the Fox All-Stars hate his guts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2015 06:23 AM (St6BJ)

43 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2015 06:21 AM (St6BJ)

Sounds like the cats will love that.

They got to talking about "most famous person met" yesterday on one of the PM threads. Mentioned you probably had some good ones and it was too bad you werent around.

Posted by: Golfman at June 17, 2015 06:23 AM (9HX7k)

44 OK Trey, when is someone going to go to jail? Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:12 AM

Gowdy probably realizes that there is no room left in the prisons for his targets, Vic. Don't forget all the D.C. criminals busted by Hard-Charging Crusader For Justice Darrell Issa!

Damn, those Washington Republicans are guarding the nation well!

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 17, 2015 06:23 AM (P8YHq)

45 Posted by: teej at June 17, 2015 06:21 AM (H8mJH)

If turn my phone up vertically and then back sideways and the font enlarges. Some feature that has a name but I forget. Works 99% of the time.

Posted by: Golfman at June 17, 2015 06:25 AM (9HX7k)

46 44 Gowdy probably realizes that there is no room left
in the prisons for his targets, Vic. Don't forget all the D.C. criminals
busted by Hard-Charging Crusader For Justice Darrell Issa!

Damn, those Washington Republicans are guarding the nation well!


Posted by: MrScribbler at June 17, 2015 06:23 AM (P8YHq)

And a lot of Morons are still under the impression tat congress can not have these criminals charged on their own. This simply is not true.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:26 AM (GpgJl)

47 43 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2015 06:21 AM (St6BJ)

Sounds like the cats will love that.

They got to talking about "most famous person met" yesterday on one of the PM threads. Mentioned you probably had some good ones and it was too bad you werent around.
Posted by: Golfman at June 17, 2015 06:23 AM (9HX7k)


A few well-known actors but perhaps no more than a handshake and certainly not one-on-one conversations. Not as thrilling as most of the horde might suspect.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2015 06:26 AM (St6BJ)

48 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 17, 2015 06:26 AM (KCxzN)

49 I wonder who's going to be the first R candidate to step up their game and put some concrete policy positions out. Trump is going to be a thorn under their saddle pad.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2015 06:28 AM (nf/UJ)

50

LISTEN: Rachel Dolezal Wanted To Boycott White Actors Playing Black African Roles

You can't make this stuff up.


the gift that keeps on giving

truthrevolt.org

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 06:28 AM (qCMvj)

51 And a lot of Morons are still under the impression
tat congress can not have these criminals charged on their own. This
simply is not true. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:26 AM

That has all been changed by the emanations and penumbras (penumbri? Or, for Sefton, penumbrim) of the Good Optics Clause of the Constitution, Vic.

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 17, 2015 06:29 AM (P8YHq)

52 42 He was dead balls on about immigration as well as
the so-called "trade" bill. This is why McConnell, Boehner and the Fox
All-Stars hate his guts.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2015 06:23 AM (St6BJ)

The problem I see with Trump is his reputation for all "big talk" and no action. But, then again, that is 90%+ of the Republican Party.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:29 AM (GpgJl)

53 "Washington Republicans"=quiche-eating surrender monkeys

Posted by: Agent J at June 17, 2015 06:30 AM (9Mtv3)

54 I read the headline quote wrong. After looking at it again I am glad that it did not say as I first thought, "May your day be as Obama'd up as mine already has been." ;^)

Hope that your day improves, Andy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2015 06:32 AM (OSs/l)

55 The problem I see with Trump is his reputation for
all "big talk" and no action. But, then again, that is 90%+ of the
Republican Party. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:29 AM

At least the Donaldmeister isn't pulling all that Social Justice crap being spewed by Hitlery Klintooon about making a Level Playing Field for billionaires -- I guess she's not one...yet -- and Teh Peeple alike.

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 17, 2015 06:33 AM (P8YHq)

56 52 The problem I see with Trump is his reputation for all "big talk" and no action. But, then again, that is 90%+ of the Republican Party.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:29 AM (GpgJl)


Well, he has never held elective office so has never been in a position to even attempt to do something.

I take him a lot more seriously than ANYONE on the Democrat side and most of the shills and Quislings in the GOP.

THAT SAID - His personality and some of his previous positions, and the fact that he is a "celebrity" is a turn-off. But considering the state of the culture, maybe that's not such a bad thing. At least he loves America and understands business. Hopefully the free-market variety.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2015 06:33 AM (St6BJ)

57 53 "Washington Republicans"=quiche-eating surrender monkeys
Posted by: Agent J at June 17, 2015 06:30 AM (9Mtv3)


You don't "surrender" when you're on the same team.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2015 06:34 AM (St6BJ)

58 >>>OK Trey, when is someone going to go to jail?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:12 AM (GpgJl)<<<




Yes, Mr. D'Souza Gov. McDonnell Sen. Menendez Mr. Hastert Mr. Gowdy, when are you going to try and put someone in jail?

Posted by: the Obama NSA, FBI, DOJ at June 17, 2015 06:34 AM (w/7Fi)

59 quiche-eating surrender monkeys

mmmm... quiche

with bacon

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 06:35 AM (qCMvj)

60 The ONT got rained outl?

Morning Vic, et al.

Vic: ...On this day in 1963 the United States Supreme Court ruled 8-1 in Abington School District v. Schempp against requiring the reciting of Bible verses and the Lord's Prayer in public schools....

I've always said, with prayer in public schools, the problem is not the prayer part, it's the public part.

In Smallvillle America in the late 1950s, early 1960s, we were among the last taught well by locally-managed public schools. We pledged to "one nation, under God," every morning (although the "under God" part was still kind-of new back then). Yet (although I didn't realize it for decades), education was already in decline, compared to a generation earlier.

May the Spirit of Truth teach all God's kids.

Morning, Glories!

Posted by: mindful webworker - in search of coffee at June 17, 2015 06:35 AM (VDCWC)

61
Trump was on Levin last night so I am waiting to hear the replay.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2015 06:35 AM (St6BJ)

62 If people want to be weirded-out, look at the Rachel glamor (UK Daily Mail) photos of a few years back in my nick.

Posted by: Baldy at June 17, 2015 06:36 AM (sEXjW)

63 56 Well, he has never held elective office so has never been in a position to even attempt to do something.



I take him a lot more seriously than ANYONE on the Democrat side and most of the shills and Quislings in the GOP.



THAT SAID - His personality and some of his previous positions, and
the fact that he is a "celebrity" is a turn-off. But considering the
state of the culture, maybe that's not such a bad thing. At least he
loves America and understands business. Hopefully the free-market
variety.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2015 06:33 AM (St6BJ)

A man with a declared net worth of $9B certainly is in a position to do something.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:36 AM (GpgJl)

64 60 Morning, Glories!

Posted by: mindful webworker - in search of coffee at June 17, 2015 06:35 AM (VDCWC)

But we are so much better now with SJW history and rubbers on bananas.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:38 AM (GpgJl)

65 Good Morning, Horde! Heat Index today will be 105. Plus a smog alert. Summertime has arrived.

Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2015 06:39 AM (btTLZ)

66 J.J. - Heard it last night and I think you will surprised.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2015 06:39 AM (nf/UJ)

67 Posted by: mindful webworker - in search of coffee at June 17, 2015 06:35 AM (VDCWC)

Shoot. I remember in sixth grade having to read bible verses along with the Pledge and morning prayer. Circa 1972.

Posted by: Golfman at June 17, 2015 06:39 AM (9HX7k)

68 DONALD TRUMP: I Would Build a Great, Great Wall on Our Southern Border and Make Mexico Pay For It

Donald Trump: 'I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created'

versus

this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal


"If you've got a business -- you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 06:41 AM (qCMvj)

69 Morning thread already? OK.

If you've seen Cecil B. DeMille's The Ten Commandments, you're familiar with the regal English actor Sir Cecil Hardwicke, who played Seti, pharaoh of Egypt, father to Yul Brynner's Prince Rameses and foster-father to Charlton Heston's Prince Moses:

http://goo.gl/XoT9nN

Hardwicke was, of course, not anyone's idea of a sex symbol, but,a perfect gentleman, he acted as escort to a number of Hollywood leading ladies, even into his later years. An aging Hardwicke happened to be dining at Sardi's, the fabled New York showbiz restaurant, one evening, in the company of a ravishing young thing. When she went to powder her nose, a friend of the actor's came over to the table.

"I say, old boy," he greeted Sir Cedric, "is that your semi-annual?"

"No, old boy," Hardwick sighed. "She's my annual-semi."

After today I'll be off for a few days, traveling to the NoVaMoMe and then trying to find bail money, avoid a breach of promise suit or just wake up, so I shan't see you all until Tuesday. Hope you all have a lovely week and weekend.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2015 06:42 AM (zF6Iw)

70 Donald Trump's arrival onto the field has cemented the clown show atmosphere that surrounds the MSM's treatment of the Republican Party.
He should have stayed with Ivana. He would be a better man today.

Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2015 06:42 AM (btTLZ)

71 63 A man with a declared net worth of $9B certainly is in a position to do something.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:36 AM (GpgJl)


I don't see how, vis a vis taking on the government.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2015 06:42 AM (St6BJ)

72 Fuck me. "CEDRIC" Hardwicke, of course.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2015 06:42 AM (zF6Iw)

73 The bottom just fell out here, but it seems to be moving by pretty fast. (Central TX)

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2015 06:42 AM (nf/UJ)

74 Trump was on Levin last night so I am waiting to hear the replay.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2015 06:35 AM (St6BJ)

in the O'Reilly clip/interview with Trump, O'Reilly was basically mocking him

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 06:42 AM (qCMvj)

75 70 Donald Trump's arrival onto the field has cemented the clown show atmosphere that surrounds the MSM's treatment of the Republican Party.
He should have stayed with Ivana. He would be a better man today.
Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2015 06:42 AM (btTLZ)


Forgetting all that, he seems to have said and be saying things that most of us are desperate to hear. I want to hear more of our candidates - the serious ones - rally us by telling us how they will dismantle the Leviathan.

Look beyond the person and look at what he/she is saying.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2015 06:44 AM (St6BJ)

76 74 in the O'Reilly clip/interview with Trump, O'Reilly was basically mocking him

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 06:42 AM (qCMvj)


O'Reilly mocking anyone is like Rachel Dolezal proclaiming she's black.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2015 06:45 AM (St6BJ)

77 http://cbsloc.al/1GXrKO8
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:13 AM (GpgJl)
---------
Even if they manage to buy drinking water, I imagine the body odor in the community will become intolerable. How will they bathe?

Posted by: smelt at June 17, 2015 06:45 AM (mG3Qj)

78 69 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2015 06:42 AM (zF6Iw)


Ann Bankroft was sure hawt in that movie.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:45 AM (GpgJl)

79
Semi? With a name like Hard Wick?

Where's Bob Dole?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2015 06:46 AM (St6BJ)

80 Was Ann Bancroft a Tranny?

Posted by: ALH at June 17, 2015 06:46 AM (btTLZ)

81 What you would expect from the Clintons.

WOW! HILLARY CHARGED A HUGE FEE TO SPEAK AT BOYS AND GIRLS CLUB, THEN IGNORED THE BOYS AND GIRLS!

There's not enough space in that headline to explain what craptastic treatment Hillary Clinton gave to the Boys and Girls Club, you just have to read it for yourself:

yep

she took a wad of money
never met with the children
and didn't give any back to the charity itself
the money went into the "clinton foundation" aka campaign and slush fund

what a pos

therightscoop

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 06:47 AM (qCMvj)

82 71 I don't see how, vis a vis taking on the government.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2015 06:42 AM (St6BJ)

Right off the top of my head I could see him financing a LOT of civil suits against some of this government over-reach. That's just for starters.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:47 AM (GpgJl)

83 GOPe, the George McClellan wing of the party. Always, in their mind, outnumbered, outfought and ready to snap defeat from the jaws of victory.

Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at June 17, 2015 06:47 AM (nRvEn)

84 18--Boner is trying to figure out a way to get Obama's BS trade bill through. ...Currently that reschedule has died due to opposition from Democrats and conservative Republicans.


The only thing that can unite Right and Left in the US at this time is the backstabbing, unAmerican GOPe leadership. As Jeb!! is about to find out.

Posted by: Zombie King George III at June 17, 2015 06:47 AM (+kznc)

85
By the way, I seem to recall that the entire 2012 field was hot and horny to get Trump's endorsement.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2015 06:48 AM (St6BJ)

86 J.J. - I agree. I think he is going to force these other candidates to step up. They are not going to be able to platitude their way thru the next year.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2015 06:49 AM (nf/UJ)

87 I roughed up Trump pretty good in our interview.



... like he was my wife.

Posted by: Bill O'Really at June 17, 2015 06:49 AM (w/7Fi)

88 Hopefully the free-market variety.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2015 06:33 AM (St6BJ)

He does at least seem to realize that our trade deals usually end up badly for the US. If there is one thing he seems to be able to do that is negotiate.

Posted by: Not Loved Time to be Feared at June 17, 2015 06:49 AM (nRvEn)

89 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2015 06:42 AM (zF6Iw)


Gotta say, MP4, I'm so fucking ramped that you're coming to the MoMee.

My goal is to wake up alive on Saturday.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 17, 2015 06:50 AM (fwARV)

90 75 Look beyond the person and look at what he/she is saying.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2015 06:44 AM (St6BJ)

I am tired of saying, I want some doing. We had 2 years of Issa and saying. We have had a decade of Boner and McConehead saying. We have had 50 years since RR with the Republican party saying and the only "doing" they have done is to stab conservatives in the back.

And now the most doing they are at is Obamatrade, amnesty, and most recently tax increases.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:50 AM (GpgJl)

91 Have the TV all cued up to watch Good Morning America where Snufflupagus will attempt to discredit Donald Trump. I don't care if this guy is full of shit, he gets the job done and I could watch him every time he gets in front of a camera, unlike Ogabe where I lunge for the remote or X out a page tab as fast as I can.

Posted by: JD at June 17, 2015 06:51 AM (TzeLs)

92 Good morning Horde. Thank you for the news, Vic.

Posted by: small town girl, crusader at June 17, 2015 06:51 AM (Uohrc)

93 Vic: ...Evidently some kind of altercation occurred between Gowdy and Issa on the Blumenthal testimony...

Closed-door hearing Issa tried to crash and Gowdy threw him out. Shrug over that, but I liked the description in the article I read, of a confrontation between the two in the hall later. Issa "stormed off" after "throwing a coke can in the trash." Oh wow! The most exciting action in Congress in years.

I kinda like Gowdy.

Posted by: mindful webworker - behind but catching up at June 17, 2015 06:52 AM (VDCWC)

94 77 Even if they manage to buy drinking water, I imagine
the body odor in the community will become intolerable. How will they
bathe?

Posted by: smelt at June 17, 2015 06:45 AM (mG3Qj)

According to that CA politician that I linked to yesterday the CA water problem is largely a political one caused by bowing down to the watermelons.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:52 AM (GpgJl)

95 LOL! HERE'S VIDEO OF THAT PHONY BLACK LADY SPEAKING AT A 'BLACK LIVES MATTER' PROTEST IN BALTIMORE!

This is one of the best videos ever. Watch Rachel Dolezal take the stage and rile up a bunch of protesters to go burn down businesses for black power!

The most amazing thing about that video is how this obviously white lady runs around with what is clearly a fake tan with her terribly white mannerisms and vocal inflections. How was this not obvious to everyone that was there?!



it is time to put this thing out to pasture

I couldn't watch it.

therightscoop

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 06:53 AM (qCMvj)

96 When Getty Oil was sold, sons or descendants of said 3 sons rec'd shares of $750 million a piece, except for 4th son who got $3000/year... Yikes.

Posted by: Baldy at June 17, 2015 06:53 AM (sEXjW)

97 Look at me! I'm typing~!

(For an individual that has no abnormalities, this is simply odd.)

I have full use of my extremities!

(He was never lacking them.)

Screw You, parenthesis! This is awesome!

(Dude "signed-off" the last thread.)

Nobody cares, parenthesis! They care about the "here and now".

(He's drunk. He's just saying stuff.)

Knock It Off! I've had just about enough of you.

(Blah, blah. What has he said about anything?)

I was arguing with you, parenthesis. Screw you.

(See?)

I cut off the tip of my finger last week, asshole.

(He's repeating this to get attention.)

That was the point of my initial post, douchebag. This is a triumphant "deal". I can type again!

(Nobody cares.)

Listen, parenthesis... I don't care what you think you know, but you're going about this the wrong way.

(Concern Troll)

I'm not arguing with you any longer. I am coming out the other side a better man.

(Passive-Aggressive Self-Promoter)

How am I supposed to deal with you, parenthesis? You're just being unreasonable.

Oh... no answer to that?

(You're arguing with yourself.)

Fuck You, man.

(typical)

If I ever find you, I'm going to squash you.

(Internet tough-guy... lol)

Screw you, parenthesis!


...and that concludes me arguing with myself by quoting myself in a self-indulgent "play" that involves nobody.


Posted by: Slapweasel T at June 17, 2015 06:53 AM (OQ9R7)

98 first, first time here. New name for MSM: Slander Media. Make it spread, horde.

Posted by: vdhfan at June 17, 2015 06:06 AM (Afuq0)

Welcome to the morning thread and the Vic News Network!

**pushes coffee and donuts through USB port**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2015 06:54 AM (zF6Iw)

99 Semi? With a name like Hard Wick?
Where's Bob Dole?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2015 06:46 AM (St6BJ)

Funny you should say that, J.J. In his later years, Hardwick's nickname was "Sir Seldom Halfprick."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2015 06:55 AM (zF6Iw)

100 Have the TV all cued up to watch Good Morning America where Snufflupagus will attempt to discredit Donald Trump. I don't care if this guy is full of shit, he gets the job done and I could watch him every time he gets in front of a camera, unlike Ogabe where I lunge for the remote or X out a page tab as fast as I can.

Posted by: JD at June 17, 2015 06:51 AM (TzeLs)

Dana Bush-Loving Perino lost her sh*t last night on The Five.

She went "off the wall" on Trump saying he would make Mexico pay for it.

Of course that could be done. What is she so afraid of?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 06:56 AM (qCMvj)

101 In Smallvillle America in the late 1950s, early 1960s, we were among the last taught well by locally-managed public schools. We pledged to "one nation, under God," every morning (although the "under God" part was still kind-of new back then). Yet (although I didn't realize it for decades), education was already in decline, compared to a generation earlier.


Posted by: mindful webworker - in search of coffee at June 17, 2015 06:35 AM (VDCWC)

I have a book of essays by the late scholar Jacques Barzun. He was writing about the decline of the public schools back in the 1950's and early '60's.

Barzun, who died at the age of 103 a few years ago, graduated at the head of his class at Columbia in 1927 - when he was 19. His French parents sent him to America because they thought an American education was far superior to the French system, particularly after WWI. Barzun became a US citizen and a distinguished scholar, who spent most of his life teaching at Columbia.

It's probably a mercy that he didn't live to see Mattress Girl illustrating to the world just how far Columbia has sunk.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at June 17, 2015 06:56 AM (+XMAD)

102 Trump's promise to build teh fence and make Mehico pay for it caused lots of erections lasting more than 4 hours, I'm guessing.

Caused some excitement, chez nous!

Posted by: Zombie King George III at June 17, 2015 06:57 AM (+kznc)

103 So replace your pet doggie with an alligator or bear, or at least a venomous snake, and you'll be orders of magnitude safer. Alrighty then.

Posted by: Jaws at June 17, 2015 06:57 AM (p7dd/)

104 Ann Bankroft was sure hawt in that movie.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:45 AM (GpgJl)

I think you mean Anne Baxter, Vic:

http://goo.gl/JBOC1E

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2015 06:58 AM (zF6Iw)

105 Re Vic's dinosaur-climate link http://fxn.ws/1MKpCHv: science reporting remains as good as ever:

"...These fires occurred every few dozen years and would reach temperatures up to 1112 degrees Fahrenheit. While these conditions suited smaller carnivorous dinosaurs...."

Those little asbestos-skinned dinos were really tough.

Posted by: mindful webworker - all-nattural dino bbq at June 17, 2015 06:59 AM (VDCWC)

106 Santorum Double-Downs on Tolerance

Rick Santorum has previously expressed tolerance for Bruce Jenner be "Trans", and even went to far as to accept him as a human being. Santorum was subsequently asked if he's accept Jenner's endorsement, with the unspoken assumption that Santorum wouldn't risk his support amongst "H8rz". Rather than throw Jenner under the bus, he doubled-down on his tolerance and affirmation of Jenners dignity.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=9292

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 17, 2015 07:00 AM (7YlUk)

107
Well, it was not a long segment, but Trump said all the right things on Levin. I like the cut of his jib. Jeb has not jib.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2015 07:00 AM (St6BJ)

108 100 She went "off the wall" on Trump saying he would make Mexico pay for it.



Of course that could be done. What is she so afraid of?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 06:56 AM (qCMvj)

I have the summary of that at post #24. She was right. There is no way in Hell than Trump can force Mexico to pay for a wall. Not only that based on the calculations I did a few months ago it would take an amount of money greater than our national debt to build a wall between San Diego and Brownsville, TX.

So Perino was right and Trump is FOS.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 07:00 AM (GpgJl)

109 I get so tired of correcting the blatant errors. TPA isn't TPP. TPP will be secret UNTIL it is submitted - it is still under negotiation, but in the final stages.

Don't believe me. Let Ted Cruz explain it calmly and rationally to a radio talk show host who sounds crazed enough to comment here. Man, do de spittle fly when dat guy talks! https://youtu.be/uInF9eK3nvo

Posted by: Adjoran at June 17, 2015 07:01 AM (QIQ6j)

110 "So replace your pet doggie with an alligator or
bear, or at least a venomous snake, and you'll be orders of magnitude
safer. Alrighty then.
-Posted by: Jaws at June 17, 2015 06:57 AM (p7dd/)

Great idea. Tell your Mom we'll see her tomorrow!

Posted by: Slapweasel T at June 17, 2015 07:01 AM (OQ9R7)

111 104 I think you mean Anne Baxter, Vic:



http://goo.gl/JBOC1E

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2015 06:58 AM (zF6Iw)

Yeah, that Anne, but she was still smokin'.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 07:02 AM (GpgJl)

112 They are not going to be able to platitude their way thru the next year.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2015 06:49 AM

Gonna take more than Teh Donald to make that happen!

I'll be interested in the fate of today's Great Conservative Heroes in, say, a year. Issa and Gowdy got their share of breathless, gushing support around here when the extent of their laziness and willingness to sell out was not yet apparent. So did Krispy Kreme.

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 17, 2015 07:02 AM (P8YHq)

113 Oh, yeah. Did a 2016 election poster yesterday that I know you'll all enjoy and want to print off and post in your front windows.

http://bit.ly/trump-graham-2016

Posted by: mindful webworker - the only real choice at June 17, 2015 07:03 AM (VDCWC)

114 There is no way in Hell than Trump can force Mexico to pay for a wall.

Tax their imports, and their outflowing wire transactions. How you do it.

Posted by: Zombie King George III at June 17, 2015 07:03 AM (+kznc)

115 And make them build it 2 feet on the Mexican side, bypassing the EPA..

Posted by: JD at June 17, 2015 07:05 AM (TzeLs)

116 Trump "Says Stuff". The LIV likes people who "say stuff".

...this may be a "Ross Perot" situation.

Posted by: Slapweasel T at June 17, 2015 07:05 AM (OQ9R7)

117 I have the summary of that at post #24. She was right. There is no way in Hell than Trump can force Mexico to pay for a wall. Not only that based on the calculations I did a few months ago it would take an amount of money greater than our national debt to build a wall between San Diego and Brownsville, TX.

So Perino was right and Trump is FOS.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 07:00 AM (GpgJl)

Of course it can be done.

He mentioned Tariffs as one example. Mexico charges us tariffs, we do not in kind (was what he said).

Taxes.

Even stopping the flow of free sh*t to the illegals/non-residents, etc could pay for it in part, if not all. Who knows how much taxpayers are doling out for the border patrol, border processing, medical care, education, transport, jails, etc.

So much money can be redirected, taxed or fined, that, yes, it can be done.

People seem to thinking too simply. Like we are going to send them a bill. Of course that is not what Trump is saying. He will do it using multiple avenues of money streams.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 07:05 AM (qCMvj)

118 112 I'll be interested in the fate of today's Great
Conservative Heroes in, say, a year. Issa and Gowdy got their share of
breathless, gushing support around here when the extent of their
laziness and willingness to sell out was not yet apparent. So did Krispy
Kreme.


Posted by: MrScribbler at June 17, 2015 07:02 AM (P8YHq)

While I have supported Gowdy in the past, I was more or less neutral on Issa and finally went down on him when he accomplished nothing in those "hearings" and I have NEVER supported the Fat Man and have had nothing but scorn for him.


And Gowdy has his chance now, if he doesn't use it he will be on my shit list as well.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 07:06 AM (GpgJl)

119 Trump "Says Stuff". The LIV likes people who "say stuff".

...this may be a "Ross Perot" situation.
Posted by: Slapweasel T at June 17, 2015 07:05 AM (OQ9R7)

It is how Obama got elected.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 07:06 AM (qCMvj)

120 116 Trump "Says Stuff". The LIV likes people who "say stuff".

...this may be a "Ross Perot" situation.
Posted by: Slapweasel T at June 17, 2015 07:05 AM (OQ9R7)


If he goes 3rd party, then yes. But he's running in the GOP.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2015 07:07 AM (St6BJ)

121 There is no way in Hell than Trump can force Mexico to pay for a wall.

Tax their imports, and their outflowing wire transactions. How you do it.
Posted by: Zombie King George III at June 17, 2015 07:03 AM (+kznc)

exactly

It can be done.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 07:08 AM (qCMvj)

122

Dana Perino just cannot think out of the Bush Box.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 07:09 AM (qCMvj)

123 116 Trump "Says Stuff". The LIV likes people who "say stuff".
...this may be a "Ross Perot" situation.


Ross said NAFTA would be a disaster for the US. Hows that "say stuff" look in retrospect? Ready for your new NAFTA, courtesy of Boner and Obama?

Posted by: Zombie King George III at June 17, 2015 07:09 AM (+kznc)

124 117 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 07:05 AM (qCMvj)



Do you think "tariffs" will raise hundreds of billions of dollars? The cost estimate for the 700 mile San Diego fence alone was $49B (and sure to climb). And Think how much that would be for the whole 2500 mile distance.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 07:10 AM (GpgJl)

125 Well, time to go generate some more income for Uncle Samski. laters

Posted by: Zombie King George III at June 17, 2015 07:12 AM (+kznc)

126 Building a wall, while it would require steel and concrete, actually depends even more on national will power. We won't build a wall.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 17, 2015 07:12 AM (NeFrd)

127 Do you think "tariffs" will raise hundreds of billions of dollars? The cost estimate for the 700 mile San Diego fence alone was $49B (and sure to climb). And Think how much that would be for the whole 2500 mile distance.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 07:10 AM (GpgJl)

Why do you keep going back to "one" way....

It can be done. Of course, Congress has to be willing, and they are cowards and beholden.

But, yes, it can be done. No doubt about it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 07:13 AM (qCMvj)

128 New Q poll, Skankles is tied or losing in Fla, Pa and Ohio to top Republican.

Posted by: redenzo at June 17, 2015 07:13 AM (WCnJW)

129 Building a wall, while it would require steel and concrete, actually depends even more on national will power. We won't build a wall.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 17, 2015 07:12 AM (NeFrd)

If the incentives were taken away, we wouldn't need one.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 07:13 AM (qCMvj)

130 And besides all that, I have always considered that fence BS to be a red hearing. A fence by itself is worthless. Like the Romans did with Hadrian's Wall you would have to have outposts all along it to monitor it.


What NEEDS to happen is strict enforcement of illegals caught in the US, massive fines/jail time for people who hire them, and an absolute cut-off of all government aid to illegals.


If you take away the incentives to come here they will quit coming here and go home.


But neither Party wants that to happen.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 07:13 AM (GpgJl)

131 Not exact but a quick check- The Texas border is roughly 1254 miles long. There are 1215 incorporated cities. Each city buys one section of fence. Done.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2015 07:13 AM (nf/UJ)

132 Building a wall ...actually depends even more on national will power. We won't build a wall.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 17, 2015 07:12 AM (NeFrd)


Yup.

That lack of will is also why we're not going to turn things around by making hard, but necessary choices and will instead ride this bitch all the way down like Slim Pickens.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 17, 2015 07:14 AM (fwARV)

133 Dana Perino just cannot think out of the Bush Box.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 07:09 AM (qCMvj)
--
I think it just moved.

Posted by: JD at June 17, 2015 07:14 AM (TzeLs)

134 If he goes 3rd party, then yes. But he's running in the GOP.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2015 07:07 AM (St6BJ)

He would never go 3rd party, because his livelihood depends on both parties.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 07:15 AM (qCMvj)

135 That lack of will is also why we're not going to turn things around by making hard, but necessary choices and will instead ride this bitch all the way down like Slim Pickens.


^^^^^
This!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 07:15 AM (cCQ+Z)

136 Ben Had,

Are all those cities on the border?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 17, 2015 07:16 AM (kmtse)

137 I, for one, am very entertained by Donald Trump's entry into the race.

Great theatre.



Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 17, 2015 07:16 AM (V70Uh)

138
What we will or won't do is not necessarily the issue. Standing for what MUST be done is the issue. Then, when you get a mandate, you do all you can to accomplish what must be done.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2015 07:16 AM (St6BJ)

139 I, for one, am very entertained by Donald Trump's entry into the race.

Great theatre.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 17, 2015 07:16 AM (V70Uh)


I agree.

He's saying stuff the other cowards are unwilling to.

Let him have at it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 07:17 AM (qCMvj)

140 43 It's not just about the tattoo, it's about Snowflake being unable to deal with living in a world where everyone does not automatically endorse and praise every thought that floats through her brain.
Posted by: Brewdog at June 16, 2015 03:12 PM (ZgUuK)

Just have to say, this commenter is on to something. We call the proto-fascists in our midst "stalinist", and it's remarkable how very like Joe they are. They really do want us to applaud their every word and deed, and it *is* getting to the point where the one who stops applauding first is punished for being a hating cis-normative right wing nutter.

No matter where you fall to the right of Stalin on the political scale, take note: they will come after you and yours. Sooner or later.

Posted by: delayna at June 17, 2015 07:18 AM (KnC4k)

141 He would never go 3rd party, because his livelihood depends on both parties.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 07:15 AM

In a perverse way, going Third Party might work out best for the Trumpster in that respect. He can upset both parties, yet not really hurt either.

My guess is that he, like Perot, will be a dropout before things get really hot 'n' heavy. Shaking hands with the great unwashed will get old in a hurry and he, unlike Hitlery Klintoooon, won't be able to avoid it.

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 17, 2015 07:18 AM (P8YHq)

142 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 07:13 AM (qCMvj)

This.

Posted by: Golfman at June 17, 2015 07:19 AM (9HX7k)

143
I may not support Trump or Fiorina as my first choice, but their presence and their attacks both on the Democrats AND the GOP-e are refreshing and needed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2015 07:20 AM (St6BJ)

144 "People seem to be thinking too simply. Like we are
going to send them a bill. Of course that is not what Trump is saying.
He will do it using multiple avenues of money streams."
-Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 07:05 AM (qCMvj)

Resident "Futures Expert and Oil-Guy" Eric Bolling hemmed and hawed. ...Given he's not really that smart, but he should have had something.

The leverage we hold over Mexico is immigration, plain-and-simple.

-Build the Wall.
-Enforce the Laws.
-Deport Illegals.
-Charge Mexico for detainees.

...else build the wall five miles into Mexican territory and annex the land because Fuck You.

...I am always prepared to be wrong.



Posted by: Slapweasel T at June 17, 2015 07:20 AM (OQ9R7)

145 Cryin' John Boehner throws a hissy-fit. He's very cross with the Republicans who won't get on board and help him pass the Democrats' agenda.

http://tinyurl.com/pn58nbv

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 07:21 AM (O7MnT)

146 Based on $49B for 700 miles the entire fence alone would cost $137.2B without the required outposts to monitor it.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 07:22 AM (GpgJl)

147 SMHF- That is total cities in all of TX. I'm half way between the border and the state line. The city council in my town would pass this in a heartbeat. Hell, private citizens would raise the money.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2015 07:22 AM (nf/UJ)

148 I may not support Trump or Fiorina as my first choice, but their presence and their attacks both on the Democrats AND the GOP-e are refreshing and needed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2015 07:20 AM (St6BJ)

Evidently Fiorina was on the View. I need to watch that clip over at therightscoop.

The comment there is that she held her own. good.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 07:23 AM (qCMvj)

149 ...I am always prepared to be wrong. Posted by: Slapweasel T at June 17, 2015 07:20 AM

Yes, but are you prepared to be ignored?

Which is what the scum in D.C. will do for any attempt to clean up the illegal immigration mess. It is a full-fledged unit of Minority Grievance Industries, LLC. People's -- well, politicians' -- financial security and power depend on it.

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 17, 2015 07:23 AM (P8YHq)

150 Fiorina is impressive. If she is not included in the Fox debates, I will be pissed.

Posted by: Slapweasel T at June 17, 2015 07:24 AM (OQ9R7)

151 I like some of what Trump says, but that is true of many people. Someone on Fox said he'll just push some of the back of the pack candidates further to the side... He was more frank on the alien invasion (mentioned rapes) than anyone I can recall.

Posted by: Baldy at June 17, 2015 07:24 AM (sEXjW)

152 Fiorina on The View

http://bit.ly/1BmvcPU

It's long. I need more coffee and grab my trash bins outside.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 07:25 AM (qCMvj)

153 "Yes, but are you prepared to be ignored?"
-Posted by: MrScribbler at June 17, 2015 07:23 AM (P8YHq)

That is my "Default Setting."

Posted by: Slapweasel T at June 17, 2015 07:26 AM (OQ9R7)

154 Fiorina is impressive. If she is not included in the Fox debates, I will be pissed.

Posted by: Slapweasel T at June 17, 2015 07:24 AM (OQ9R7)

Considering how bad she FAILED in '10, I am not inclined to support her...

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 17, 2015 07:26 AM (7YlUk)

155 May your day not be as Obama'd-up as mine already has been


I have a bad feeling my day is going to be Obama'd up too.

Mornin' ;rons.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 17, 2015 07:27 AM (7ObY1)

156 I don't even care if he does make them pay the full tab or even builds a wall. When you start negotiations like that against an equally belligerent adversary , you got my vote. Of course, gravy would be to actually get it done like that.

Posted by: JD at June 17, 2015 07:28 AM (TzeLs)

157 145 Cryin' John Boehner throws a hissy-fit. He's very cross with the Republicans who won't get on board and help him pass the Democrats' agenda.


It's bad enough that they hate us. It's even worse that they think we're idiots.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 17, 2015 07:29 AM (7ObY1)

158 Anyone who says "the Rapunzel candidacy" is fired!

Posted by: The Donald at June 17, 2015 07:29 AM (YFw5T)

159 "Considering how bad she FAILED in '10, I am not inclined to support her..."
-Posted by: The Political Hat at June 17, 2015 07:26 AM (7YlUk)

You'd know better in NV than I would in Ohio, so there's that.

I would argue that "New and Improved" can hold a candle to "Same-Old".

Posted by: Slapweasel T at June 17, 2015 07:29 AM (OQ9R7)

160 Fiorina is impressive. If she is not included in the Fox debates, I will be pissed. Posted by: Slapweasel T at June 17, 2015 07:24 AM

If she is included, the whole debate will be filled with other candidates hanging HP around her neck. And justifiably so, IMO.

My issue with her is that she, like damn near all the rest of the wannabes, is long on talk, and woefully short on anything resembling positive achievement.

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 17, 2015 07:30 AM (P8YHq)

161 Not sure of the validity of this, but an interesting take on cascading effects, from Sundance at Conservative Treehouse.

http://bit.ly/1BiryGP

...So when you see the shark attacks this past weekend at Oak Island North Carolina you have a convergence of issues:
•The overfishing of their food source, tuna.
• The migration along the coast April - August.
• A Fishing Pier with bait and food source nearby putting scent in the water.
• Swimmers in the immediate vicinity, on body boards giving the appearance/profile of a food source...

Posted by: mindful webworker - strictly a landlubber at June 17, 2015 07:30 AM (VDCWC)

162 You don't need a wall. A fence will suffice. With armed drones on patrol 24/7/365.

We have the technology. We don't have the will.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 17, 2015 07:31 AM (V70Uh)

163 "Holding a Candle" is merely a euphemism for "finding dead-eggs".

Posted by: Slapweasel T at June 17, 2015 07:31 AM (OQ9R7)

164 Gowdy knows anyone that goes to jail now gets pardoned later.

Posted by: scruff at June 17, 2015 07:31 AM (0FHXE)

165 Swimmers in the immediate vicinity, on body boards giving the appearance/profile of a food source...


This struck me too. On CNN I saw one board with a bite taken out of the side and the board looked very much like a fish, as far as colors and markings. Real genius.

Not a brilliant idea at all.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 17, 2015 07:33 AM (7ObY1)

166 New Q poll, Skankles is tied or losing in Fla, Pa and Ohio to top Republican.
Posted by: redenzo at June 17, 2015 07:13 AM (WCnJW)
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Who is the top R in those states? If Jeb, this irrelevant since there's no real difference.

Posted by: Jaws at June 17, 2015 07:33 AM (QNcbF)

167 Gowdy knows anyone that goes to jail now gets pardoned later.

Posted by: scruff at June 17, 2015 07:31 AM

That's why you put the top of the Crime Pyramid in D.C. in the slammer first.

Take away Choom Boy's phone and pen, and he's just another whiny race-hustler.

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 17, 2015 07:33 AM (P8YHq)

168 145
Cryin' John Boehner throws a hissy-fit. He's very cross with the
Republicans who won't get on board and help him pass the Democrats'
agenda.



http://tinyurl.com/pn58nbv





Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 07:21 AM (O7MnT)

Its not the Democrat's agenda. Its Obama's agenda and in a rare occurrence conservatives and Democrats have joined together to block the POS. The RNCe and Obama want that crap to pass.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 07:33 AM (GpgJl)

169 17
All the talk about shark attacks lately sparks the WaPo to show
statistics on what kills the most people per year in the US. And it
ain't sharks.


http://wapo.st/1cYo9kI

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 06:13 AM (GpgJl)

Government incompetence and malfeasance? It kills more people per year than spiders, snakes, and sharks.

Posted by: flounder at June 17, 2015 07:34 AM (ecDRv)

170 Morning all. Nothing like arriving at work with your clothes all damp because the rain is coming down so hard your umbrella is useless.

Posted by: DangerGirl at June 17, 2015 07:34 AM (x/Nq/)

171 May your day not be as Obama'd-up as mine already has been

I have a bad feeling my day is going to be Obama'd up too.

Mornin' ;rons.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 17, 2015 07:27 AM (7ObY1)

Too late.

My mother broke her arm and dislocated her shoulder tonight.

Turns out that the insurance that Obamacare permits her requires that she visit a doctor in another county and hours away in a bad area.

Thankfully she can just pay a doctor she knows in cash to take care of stuff.

Few are so lucky.

F**k you Obama, f**k you.

Posted by: The Medical Hat at June 17, 2015 07:34 AM (7YlUk)

172 May your day not be as Obama'd-up as mine already has been

I have a bad feeling my day is going to be Obama'd up too.

Mornin' ;rons.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 17, 2015 07:27 AM (7ObY1)

Too late.

My mother broke her arm and dislocated her shoulder tonight.

Turns out that the insurance that Obamacare permits her requires that she visit a doctor in another county and hours away in a bad area.

Thankfully she can just pay a doctor she knows in cash to take care of stuff.

Few are so lucky.

F**k you Obama, f**k you.

Posted by: The Medical Hat at June 17, 2015 07:34 AM (7YlUk)

173 "My issue with her is that she, like damn near all
the rest of the wannabes, is long on talk, and woefully short on
anything resembling positive achievement."
-Posted by: MrScribbler at June 17, 2015 07:30 AM (P8YHq)

Go ahead and 'hang her high", as far as the P.C. industry during her tenure. I need to hear her "lows", as compared to the rest of the industry.

Posted by: Slapweasel T at June 17, 2015 07:35 AM (OQ9R7)

174 So, according to the FoxNews "Global Warming Killed the Dinos" story, the tropics were inhabited entirely by predators without any prey animals.

o_O

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 07:35 AM (O7MnT)

175 "Considering how bad she FAILED in '10, I am not inclined to support her..."
-Posted by: The Political Hat at June 17, 2015 07:26 AM (7YlUk)

You'd know better in NV than I would in Ohio, so there's that.

I would argue that "New and Improved" can hold a candle to "Same-Old".

Posted by: Slapweasel T at June 17, 2015 07:29 AM (OQ9R7)

Examine her campaign in '10.

It was hyped and proven to be a joke.

If she has learned enough to win in '16, then all the more power to her.

But I will assume she can't, based on past experience, unless proven otherwise.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 17, 2015 07:38 AM (7YlUk)

176 I may not support Trump or Fiorina as my first choice, but their presence and their attacks both on the Democrats AND the GOP-e are refreshing and needed.

Yes, if Hairpiece hammers on the GOPe about Trade and Amnesty, it will at least force them to talk about those issues and maybe move them to the Right.

I just saw Fiorina on CNN saying that the Obama Regime has no ISIS strategy. Of course, Chris Cuomo immediately defended the Regime like the Democrat Media Operative he is.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 07:38 AM (O7MnT)

177 174
So, according to the FoxNews "Global Warming Killed the Dinos" story,
the tropics were inhabited entirely by predators without any prey
animals.



o_O

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 07:35 AM (O7MnT)

They were so hot to get that AGW propaganda out there they found the biggest idiot they could in some twobit college.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 07:38 AM (GpgJl)

178 Nothing like arriving at work with your clothes all damp because the rain is coming down so hard your umbrella is useless.

Posted by: DangerGirl at June 17, 2015 07:34 AM (x/Nq/)


Good thing you didn't say that on the ONT.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 17, 2015 07:39 AM (fwARV)

179
If people want to be weirded-out, look at the Rachel glamor (UK Daily Mail) photos of a few years back in my nick.


Posted by: Baldy at June 17, 2015 06:36 AM (sEXjW)


I'd hit it....

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 17, 2015 07:39 AM (HSmrB)

180 Not just anyone can grow a six-mile hair, you know.

Posted by: The Donald at June 17, 2015 07:40 AM (YFw5T)

181 This struck me too. On CNN I saw one board with a bite taken out of the side and the board looked very much like a fish, as far as colors and markings. Real genius.



When seen from below, with the sun backlighting them, paddling out on a board makes them look like a dark blob. Almost exactly like a seal.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 07:41 AM (cCQ+Z)

182 >>>>Where do they get the authority to do this? Where is their science? This is just like the great salt scare that turned out to be a crock of shit. What if the food people just told Obama and his clown posse to kiss their ass? As for cholesterol the most recent studies there are saying it appears that it really has no impact on the likelihood of death from heart disease. (Although I haven't got my doctor to buy into that yet)
.
.
.
.My doctor is still on the "salt is killing us" band wagon.

I don't think he is ever going to change his mind about it. Sad really, Doctors are supposed to be pro science.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 17, 2015 07:42 AM (iONHu)

183 Cryin' John Boehner throws a hissy-fit. He's very
cross with the Republicans who won't get on board and help him pass the
Democrats' agenda.



http://tinyurl.com/pn58nbv





Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 07:21 AM (O7MnT)


Funny how John Quisling could never get that worked up over the illegal crap that Barry pulls all of the time.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2015 07:42 AM (DiZBp)

184 Ok, if Trump is the only one strong on immigration, he gets my vote. Bye bye Cruz, Walker, Paul. No more agonizing about where you guys really stand. This is a make-or-break issue: it affects so many things: economy, entitlements, Democrat coup d'etat.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donald Trump at June 17, 2015 07:42 AM (mG3Qj)

185 I just saw Fiorina on CNN saying that the Obama
Regime has no ISIS strategy. Of course, Chris Cuomo immediately defended
the Regime like the Democrat Media Operative he is.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 07:38 AM

And there, in the proverbial shell of a nut, is the reason people like Fiorina and Trump have any traction at all.

It's the old "in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man..." syndrome. Those two are, at least, saying stuff, whereas Our Betters in government are skillfully restricting themselves to the same old tired platitudes and general bullshit that has gotten them elected -- and re-elected -- over the years.

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 17, 2015 07:42 AM (P8YHq)

186 -Posted by: The Political Hat at June 17, 2015 07:38 AM (7YlUk)

Sir? ...thin evidence compared to what I've seen on multiple venues.

The woman is dynamic and I'm not easily impressed.

I'll not place all my chips on this number, but there is certainly a place in the Fox debates above shit-stains like "Iowa-Favorites" Santorum and Huckabee.

Can I get an *amen*-?

Posted by: Slapweasel T at June 17, 2015 07:43 AM (OQ9R7)

187 I bet when Donald gets out of the shower he looks like Smeagol.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 17, 2015 07:45 AM (3671f)

188 41
I see where the former Person of Pallor, Racial Dolezal was in Baltimore
to help promote rachel healing during the recent unpleasantness.





http://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=226679

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2015 06:22 AM (VPLuQ)

It occurs to me that the way for the oppressed black masses to get some rachel healing would be for them to just identify as white. Ima try it, next time I encounter one of the aggrieved parties.

Posted by: flounder at June 17, 2015 07:45 AM (ecDRv)

189 Can I get an *amen*-? Posted by: Slapweasel T at June 17, 2015 07:43 AM

Damn! Sounds like the ol' Wease is in love!

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 17, 2015 07:46 AM (P8YHq)

190 Sir? ...thin evidence compared to what I've seen on multiple venues.

The woman is dynamic and I'm not easily impressed.

I'll not place all my chips on this number, but there is certainly a place in the Fox debates above shit-stains like "Iowa-Favorites" Santorum and Huckabee.

Can I get an *amen*-?

Posted by: Slapweasel T at June 17, 2015 07:43 AM (OQ9R7)

Her previous campaign was sad and pathetic. She has done nothing other than stunts and quips. Nothing has been demonstrated that she is anything more than the pathetic failure she was previously.

Posted by: The Fools Golden Hat at June 17, 2015 07:46 AM (7YlUk)

191 This is why McConnell, Boehner and the Fox All-Stars hate his guts.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2015 06:23 AM (St6BJ)

Well that's reason enough to get excited about him.

Posted by: flounder at June 17, 2015 07:46 AM (ecDRv)

192 So are we supposed to refer to it as paleoreptiliogenic global warming? Or did the Industrial Age jump on Ace's time machine and travel back to the Jurassic?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 17, 2015 07:47 AM (NeFrd)

193 Good thing you didn't say that on the ONT.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 17, 2015 07:39 AM (fwARV)




I know better than that.

Posted by: DangerGirl at June 17, 2015 07:47 AM (x/Nq/)

194 Oh FFS black diamonds again.

Posted by: DangerGirl at June 17, 2015 07:48 AM (x/Nq/)

195 "I bet when Donald gets out of the shower he looks like Smeagol."
-Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 17, 2015 07:45 AM (3671f)

I'm trying to figure out how that is funny, because I really want it to be funny.

...but I can't.

Is it the hair? Because Smeagol didn't really have any.

...I'm trying, man.

Posted by: Slapweasel T at June 17, 2015 07:48 AM (OQ9R7)

196 Nothing has been demonstrated that she is anything more than the pathetic failure she was previously.

Posted by: The Fools Golden Hat at June 17, 2015 07:46 AM (7YlUk)

I don't have a dog in this fight, but your statement raises a question:

Given that she's not currently holding elected office, since her previous campaign, what position has she been in which would allow her to do more than make statements?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 17, 2015 07:49 AM (fwARV)

197 I bet when Donald gets out of the shower he looks like Smeagol.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 17, 2015 07:45 AM (3671f)
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So in other words, he'll be able to beat Hillary on sex appeal.

Another great reason to support him.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donald Trump at June 17, 2015 07:49 AM (p7dd/)

198 >>>>Forgetting all that, he seems to have said and be saying things that most of us are desperate to hear. I want to hear more of our candidates - the serious ones - rally us by telling us how they will dismantle the Leviathan.

Look beyond the person and look at what he/she is saying.
.
.
.
.Just like Ross Perot. It's deja vu all over again.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 17, 2015 07:49 AM (iONHu)

199 I'm a rhetorical juggernaut, bitches!

Posted by: The Donald at June 17, 2015 07:50 AM (YFw5T)

200 Just go with it Slap, the Donald really doesn't have much hair either.

Plus, I make lame jokes.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 17, 2015 07:50 AM (3671f)

201 Trump is nothing but a showman. I'll admit that he's a saavy business man and he's certainly coming out with some red met for the masses, but I don't think he's a viable candidate. And Oprah for his VP? Seriously?

I guess those two aren't any less qualified than the current collection of slackers and idiots that poses as political 'leaders', and the dynamic duo certainly has accomplished more than all of them combined.

I'm willing to listen.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 17, 2015 07:51 AM (iUCQL)

202 Our Betters in government are skillfully restricting themselves to the same old tired platitudes and general bullshit that has gotten them elected -- and re-elected -- over the years.

My pet peeve is that whenever Jeb! or Rubio or some other Amnesty supporter says, "Well, first we have to secure the borders..." No one ever asks, "How are you going to secure the borders?"

Without a plan, it's just a platitude. To McLandslide, "secure the borders" meant "put a whole bunch of sensors on the border that don't work." To TFG, it means have the border patrol welcome illegals with welfare applications and voter registration.

"Secure the border" is empty rhetoric.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 07:51 AM (O7MnT)

203 Given that she's not currently holding elected office, since her previous campaign, what position has she been in which would allow her to do more than make statements?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 17, 2015 07:49 AM (fwARV)

Support for local candidates?

Calif. has become the bullet-proof vest for the Dems. If someone could prove that they have pierced that consistently (even if selectively) than that is something in their favor.

If.

Posted by: The Electoral Hat at June 17, 2015 07:51 AM (7YlUk)

204 Friends,

Our dear ol' Defender Doggie has problems.

Most obviously, he has itches. One place on his back haunches that he's gnawed almost raw. It's not fleas or ticks or spider bites or the like, we don't think. Not sure if he got in the poison ivy or something. It's been bad, though.

He's also acting depressed. Not sure if it's just the itching or more than that. Goes outside, looks around, comes back in without exploring - unusual. Coming home last night, I had to haul him out of the car. Sometimes he just stands there, unmoving, for a minute, like he's undecided what to do next; that's weird-scary. Part of his seeming depression could be the wetness - he's never been fond of rainy times.

Living in wet fur and itchy skin would depress me!

He comes over to me, sets his head in my lap, rests a paw on my knee, looks at me with pleading eyes for... something. Not sure what, really. He's been getting lots of pettings, scratchings, and brushings lately, but never seems to be enough.

So many ways lately I've been realizing how he's getting old.

We'll see what the vet says this afternoon.

Posted by: mindful webworker - not worthy of my dog at June 17, 2015 07:52 AM (VDCWC)

205 Trump - 300 million on his debit card, an equal amount in free airtime, 4 billion line of credit from the bank. No wonder the Cank supporters are concerned.

Posted by: JD at June 17, 2015 07:52 AM (TzeLs)

206 And Oprah for his VP? Seriously?

I didn't hear this. Did The Donald really indicate he wants that race-baiting frootloop as a VP candidate? FFS. Get fucked, Trump.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2015 07:52 AM (zF6Iw)

207 Did TS Bill move faster than expected?

Hang in there, DFW morons.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 17, 2015 07:54 AM (0xTsz)

208 Finally, it is explained. The Koch brothers are evil, but Soros/Steyer/Hollywood are good because the latter "care about people."

http://tinyurl.com/ofxgvtb

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 07:54 AM (O7MnT)

209 204 This sounds like your dogs issue,my old dog got them all the time and treatment described worked.

http://tinyurl.com/9rr6oq2

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2015 07:55 AM (sPO3u)

210 Fuck Donald Trump.

I've got a Gucci store on my mega-yacht.

Posted by: Narco Rubio at June 17, 2015 07:55 AM (w/7Fi)

211 "Her previous campaign was sad and pathetic. She has
done nothing other than stunts and quips. Nothing has been
demonstrated that she is anything more than the pathetic failure she was
previously."
-Posted by: The Political Hat at June 17, 2015 07:46 AM (7YlUk)

You're talking about her campaign, (State and possibly unprofessional), while I am talking about her appearances on LIVE television, answering questions from those who would oppose her.

You have given me nothing to oppose my original statement that she should be one of the Top Ten in the Fox Debates.

...Give Me Something! I love you, man! You're My Brother in Heavy Metal! You should know more about this than me because she ran in your state.

Posted by: Slapweasel T at June 17, 2015 07:56 AM (OQ9R7)

212 206>> I shit you not: http://tinyurl.com/qea3evs

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 17, 2015 07:56 AM (iUCQL)

213 The Hair and Harpo?

Talk about a fusion ticket...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 07:56 AM (r+/qI)

214 Mindful webworker, it may be allergies. My collie mix has them and Benadryl twice a day fixes him right up. Hopefully your pup's issue is an easy fix too.

Posted by: DangerGirl at June 17, 2015 07:56 AM (x/Nq/)

215 I don't recall needing a collar or doing any shaving.Once we cleaned it with the astringent that was usually enough.

Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2015 07:58 AM (sPO3u)

216 Yeah Soros cares about people. He cared enough to help loot their homes as they were sent to death camps.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 07:58 AM (r+/qI)

217 >>He comes over to me, sets his head in my lap, rests a paw on my knee, looks at me with pleading eyes for... something.

Aww. Poor baby.

The cats hate change, so with my husband away, but back to visit occasionally, and with my daughter away this week, they are grumpy.

"Mom, what did you do with The Man and The Girl??"

"MOM!"

And my explanations never are enough, for some reason!

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 17, 2015 07:58 AM (0xTsz)

218 Donald Trump vs. Joe Biden

Posted by: 2016 Presidential Debates sponsored by Hair Club For Men at June 17, 2015 07:58 AM (w/7Fi)

219 Finally, it is explained. The Koch brothers are
evil, but Soros/Steyer/Hollywood are good because the latter "care about
people."



http://tinyurl.com/ofxgvtb

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 07:54 AM (O7MnT)


Unbridled self-absorbed, raging egos it's what's for breakfast, lunch and dinner in Commiewood

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2015 07:59 AM (DiZBp)

220 WOW! HILLARY CHARGED A HUGE FEE TO SPEAK AT BOYS AND GIRLS CLUB, THEN IGNORED THE BOYS AND GIRLS!

Whoever paid her needs to be fired.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 07:59 AM (oVJmc)

221 Quite night in Baltimore, only 3 shot, only 1 dead.

Posted by: Colin at June 17, 2015 07:59 AM (eKMPT)

222 And Oprah for his VP? Seriously?
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not a problem, gets the women and shut in vote, and she stays busy going to funerals and such. Unless he dies, then we have a little problem.

Posted by: JD at June 17, 2015 08:00 AM (TzeLs)

223 You're talking about her campaign, (State and possibly unprofessional), while I am talking about her appearances on LIVE television, answering questions from those who would oppose her.

You have given me nothing to oppose my original statement that she should be one of the Top Ten in the Fox Debates.

...Give Me Something! I love you, man! You're My Brother in Heavy Metal! You should know more about this than me because she ran in your state.

Posted by: Slapweasel T at June 17, 2015 07:56 AM (OQ9R7)

She grabbed the nomination in '10 for all the reasons she is claiming to be hot stuff now.

She FAILED.

Spiffy appearances early on at media gab-fests do not do anything to dispel her previous failure.

zOMfG! She grabbed some hosts web address!!1!

BFD.

She needs more than quips and stunts to convince me that she has moved beyond her demonstrated FAIL.

Posted by: The Election Hat at June 17, 2015 08:00 AM (7YlUk)

224 Churches would be wise to repudiate their tax exempt status now. The coming totalitarianism isn't going to be kind to people of religious conviction. Better that the battle lines be drawn clearly now.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 17, 2015 08:00 AM (YFw5T)

225


When seen from below, with the sun backlighting them, paddling out
on a board makes them look like a dark blob. Almost exactly like a seal.


Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 07:41 AM (cCQ+Z)


Doesn't help that for years, scientists! were testing that self-explanatory concept 20 miles off the SF coast with dummies in chummed water, effectively training the sharks to bite.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 17, 2015 08:01 AM (yxw0r)

226 "The President is not a cheerleader." Donald Trump

That's what this County needs, an f-ing good cheerleader. Thank you Donald for contributing to the landfill that is American politics.

Posted by: Angry Transgender at June 17, 2015 08:01 AM (VcOqI)

227 Did TS Bill move faster than expected?
Hang in there, DFW morons.


13 mph. Drivng through rain now that's like pouring piss out of a boot.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 08:01 AM (cCQ+Z)

228 It's kind of weird watching twilight fall on civilization.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 08:02 AM (O7MnT)

229 I'm a rhetorical juggernaut, bitches!
Posted by: The Donald at June 17, 2015 07:50 AM (YFw5T)
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Better than a rhetorical squish. The latter gives you 0 hope. And I'm not worried about Oafrah. If Trump is really that conservative, she won't want to run with him.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donald Trump at June 17, 2015 08:02 AM (mG3Qj)

230 But, yes, it can be done. No doubt about it.





Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 07:13 AM (qCMvj)

There's simply no way.

Posted by: Moon Man at June 17, 2015 08:02 AM (ecDRv)

231 If Trump said he would fire half of the idiots in D.C., I would vote for him.

Posted by: Case, Mors Semper Tyrannis at June 17, 2015 08:02 AM (1uTkE)

232 Man, I can imagine that prison life is tough, but tapping that beast? WTF?

Posted by: The Escaped Convicts at June 17, 2015 08:02 AM (VcOqI)

233 >>>>He comes over to me, sets his head in my lap, rests a paw on my knee, looks at me with pleading eyes for... something. Not sure what, really. He's been getting lots of pettings, scratchings, and brushings lately, but never seems to be enough.

So many ways lately I've been realizing how he's getting old.

We'll see what the vet says this afternoon.
.
.
.We just went through a similar situation with one of our dogs. Spent over a year with a Doggy Dermatologist and over $4,500 in various steroids, pills, chemicals, shampoos, biopsies (3), immune depressors, etc with zero results.

Went back to our regular vet and he recommended aggressive baths twice a week at the Vet with a degreaser shampoo followed by a medicated one. We are on week five now and the turnaround is amazing.

All of her fur grew back and she isn't covered in bleeding pussy sores like she was a little over a month ago. She has scars everywhere from the sores but her coat has come completely back. She is no longer miserable and actually has started playing again.

Turns out pollen would get on her fur and stay there no matter what we did. The baths with the degreaser strip the pollen off of her coat.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 17, 2015 08:02 AM (iONHu)

234 The RNC should jump right on Trump's candidacy. They just love somebody that can self finance. Think of what they can do with all that extra money.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 17, 2015 08:03 AM (nf/UJ)

235 #221 Are you sure the count is finished?

Posted by: The Escaped Convicts at June 17, 2015 08:03 AM (VcOqI)

236 "If Trump is really that conservative, she won't want to run with him."

It's amazing that anyone imagines Donald Trump has ever been a conservative.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 17, 2015 08:03 AM (YFw5T)

237 Gregory, check the ONT. The native Californians provided much more um descriptive facts of what Pacifica would resemble.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 08:04 AM (r+/qI)

238 -Posted by: The Political Hat at June 17, 2015 08:00 AM (7YlUk)

Okay. I can deal with your position even though I don't hold it.

I'm impressed.

I am quite possibly "taken-in".

I may also be an idiot. Results to follow...

Posted by: Slapweasel T at June 17, 2015 08:04 AM (OQ9R7)

239 "Did anything interesting happen at Boys and Girls Club today, Tommy?"


"Nah. Some old lady in a pantsuit with green teeth and booze breath was talking about the middle class. Creeped me out. "

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 17, 2015 08:05 AM (NeFrd)

240 "The President is not a cheerleader." Donald Trump
---
Huh? He was saying the current president isn't a cheerleader. He's the opposite. And then he went on to say what you just said:
"That's what this County needs, an f-ing good cheerleader. "

Posted by: JD at June 17, 2015 08:05 AM (TzeLs)

241 Oprah? Why not Mooch? The only difference between them is about 20 pounds.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 08:05 AM (oVJmc)

242 not a problem, gets the women and shut in vote, and she stays busy going to funerals and such. Unless he dies, then we have a little problem.
Posted by: JD at June 17, 2015 08:00 AM (TzeLs)


What could go wrong? Everyone would have a new Pontiac.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2015 08:06 AM (Dj0WE)

243 Gregory, check the ONT. The native Californians provided much more um descriptive facts of what Pacifica would resemble.

Neat. Care to share any highlights?

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 08:06 AM (O7MnT)

244 D-I-N-O-V-I-T-E

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 17, 2015 08:07 AM (NeFrd)

245 Damnit... Different computer, different Nomenclature.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) T at June 17, 2015 08:07 AM (OQ9R7)

246 The Koch brothers are evil, but Soros/Steyer/Hollywood are good because the latter "care about people." Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 07:54 AM (O7MnT)

I'm actually stunned at the left's hatred for the Koch's. They support gay marriage, a smaller US military footprint and legalizing weed.

How, again, does the left manage to whip up such a fury about them?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 17, 2015 08:07 AM (fwARV)

247 I still say Trump's running mate should be Charles Barkley or Don King. I don't know how old Don is. Maybe he's beyond his prime. I'm not sure that's a bad thing though.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2015 08:07 AM (Dj0WE)

248 Morning all

yay meetings about nothing FTW

Posted by: Bigby's Dutch Rub at June 17, 2015 08:08 AM (3ZtZW)

249 Well, Bill showed up. A little wind but not bad so far.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 17, 2015 08:08 AM (sKZPW)

250 Well Bebes mentioned having to work next door to a Latino Rights org... of finding Mr. Hanky on the bathroom floor. Of Mr. Hanky and tp in the parking lot. Footprints on toilet seats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 08:09 AM (r+/qI)

251 steevy, yes, that's exactly what this looks like. Thank you, encyclopedic horde knowledge, steevy department.

We'd already been comparing it to eczema. I hope, with the vet's help today, we should be able to help him find some relief.

He's such a good dog. Late last night, I hear him on his bed, gnawing on himself. I rap on the headboard and call for him to "Stop!" and he actually does, for a while. That can't be easy, but he's such a good guy.

I hope he doesn't have to wear a cone-collar. The cats would never let him live it down.

Posted by: mindful webworker - not worthy of my dog at June 17, 2015 08:09 AM (VDCWC)

252 Yup....Trump is a clown but who better to lead this clown nation and the clowns in the republican party? I want President Clown Trump to build the biggest god damn wall on our southern border so I can visit it and marvel at it like all the dumb asses who travel to China to marvel at their crappy little wall.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 17, 2015 08:09 AM (D0NZx)

253 What could go wrong? Everyone would have a new Pontiac.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2015 08:06 AM

I remember that. Fat lot of good it did Pontiac, though....

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 17, 2015 08:10 AM (P8YHq)

254 Obamacare gets repealed, maybe I get my (currently outlawed) $90 high deductible then 100/0 policy back.

Posted by: JD at June 17, 2015 08:10 AM (TzeLs)

255 OK, Anna, I caught the gist. Basically, California is Argentina; a land of spectacular gifts of landscape, climate, and resources... completely ruined by the idiots who live there.

Argentina was once the wealthiest country in the southern hemisphere. A few decades of Peronism thoroughly LOTD it.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 08:10 AM (O7MnT)

256 Go team Go! Yeah, team! Donald Trump

Posted by: The Escaped Convicts at June 17, 2015 08:11 AM (VcOqI)

257 YOU get welfare
And YOU get welfare
And YOU get welfare! !!

Posted by: DangerGirl at June 17, 2015 08:11 AM (x/Nq/)

258 "Donald Trump vs. Joe Biden"


Clown. Show.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 17, 2015 08:11 AM (sKZPW)

259 Wow, thirty new comments while I typed up my last one. Folks be waking up or am I that slow? Mas cafe!

Posted by: mindful webworker - read read read read at June 17, 2015 08:11 AM (VDCWC)

260 The Pontiac G6 gifts? And everyone had to pay a gift tax.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 08:11 AM (r+/qI)

261 How, again, does the left manage to whip up such a fury about them?

The left are drones; whatever the Democrat Media Complex tells them, so shall they do.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 08:12 AM (O7MnT)

262 It occured to me that the NAACP handled the Rachel Dolezal thing all wrong.

They should've probly allowed her to continue on, saying regardless of skin color she did and does great work for us and because we're not strictly about racial qualifications we're going to keep her on - as a white woman. We're going to pay for whatever therapy she might need and continue to be proud of her, etc etc.

But my suspicion is some ambitious person smelled a job opening that only required a little push.

Posted by: Bigby's Dutch Rub at June 17, 2015 08:12 AM (3ZtZW)

263 Don't Vote. It doesn't matter.

Posted by: Beyond Apathy at June 17, 2015 08:12 AM (VcOqI)

264 How, again, does the left manage to whip up such a fury about them?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 17, 2015 08:07 AM (fwARV)


When you've defined the words "good", "moral", "true", and "nice" as synonyms for "liberal" then obviously anyone not liberal is "evil", "immoral", "false" or "inauthentic" and "unpleasant"

Consult your parents for the definitions in the original liberalese.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 17, 2015 08:12 AM (od1KN)

265 What in the Wide World of Sports was that punctuation spacing?

Posted by: DangerGirl at June 17, 2015 08:12 AM (x/Nq/)

266 "How, again, does the left manage to whip up such a fury about them?"
-Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 17, 2015 08:07 AM (fwARV)

I have no idea. Maybe that they're wealthy? Maybe that they're "corporate"? Maybe The Professional Left is just a religious cabal of whipped-up-idiots in alignment with Fellow Travelers on a path that True Believers feel has a different ending-?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) T at June 17, 2015 08:13 AM (OQ9R7)

267 I wish someone would point out that securing the border means never extending benefits or citizenship to those who violate it.

Posted by: no good deed at June 17, 2015 08:13 AM (GgxVX)

268 Before I got the job in Ohio, I had a chance at a dream job in San Diego. Despite everything else, I was sorely tempted to at least consider it.

One look at housing costs and... unh-unh. Not even my bloated NCR salary would support the move.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 08:13 AM (O7MnT)

269 "Donald Trump vs. Joe Biden"

Clown. Show.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 17, 2015 08:11 AM (sKZPW)


As they say, the end plays out, not as tragedy, but comedy. I always believed God has a sense of humor. This would prove it, beyond a shadow of a doubt.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2015 08:13 AM (Dj0WE)

270 Yep Gregory, and the Peronistas will tell the people whom they claim to love that "living small" is the way to go if they love their country.

http://www.ufunk.net/en/photos/living-small/

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 08:14 AM (r+/qI)

271 >>> It's amazing that anyone imagines Donald Trump has ever been a conservative.

The funny thing is, Trump is the most likely to do all the things that many conservatives say they want. He'd build a wall along the southern border, I'm pretty sure, although it might have a big TRUMP logo atop it. For example.

Posted by: Bigby's Dutch Rub at June 17, 2015 08:14 AM (3ZtZW)

272 How, again, does the left manage to whip up such a fury about them?

How - their MFM allies

Why - Commies always seem to need some Emmanuel Goldsteins to focus their hate on.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 17, 2015 08:15 AM (7ObY1)

273 The Pontiac G6 gifts? And everyone had to pay a gift tax.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 08:11 AM (r+/qI)


That's what makes her perfect for the job. Promised "benefits" that don't exist, but you get the tax bill all the same.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2015 08:15 AM (Dj0WE)

274 Hey Sean, for the NoVaMoMee, did you remember to rent a volcano? In case the plants get uppity.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 08:15 AM (r+/qI)

275 But my suspicion is some ambitious person smelled a job opening that only required a little push.



That, and all the lying and fraud.

But mostly, the lying and fraud.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 08:16 AM (cCQ+Z)

276 If a celebrity speaks at a charity, wouldn't they do it for free to raise net revenue for the charity?
I'm stunned-I'd think Hill would do it free, at least for appearance's sake. This says a lot about the contempt she has for her constituency. Hopefully this will contribute to biting her on her big fat ass, if the most recent polls are anything to go by.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donald Trump at June 17, 2015 08:16 AM (p7dd/)

277 Mama AJ: "Mom, what did you do with The Man and The Girl??"

Oh, ha. Took me a couple of readings to figure out this was the voice of the cat, not of your daughter (thinking, at first, the Man and Girl referred to cats).

And your explanations don't suffice - yeah, been there often. "I'm sorry we have to leave you here. We'll be back. Quit looking at me like I'm deserting you forever!"

Posted by: mindful webworker - the world needs puppies and kittens at June 17, 2015 08:16 AM (VDCWC)

278 232 Man, I can imagine that prison life is tough, but tapping that beast? WTF?


Freedom is a powerful drug to convicts, but to at least 52% of the rest of this country, not so much.

And now I just depressed myself even further.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 17, 2015 08:17 AM (7ObY1)

279
People seem to thinking too simply. Like we are
going to send them a bill. Of course that is not what Trump is saying.
He will do it using multiple avenues of money streams.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 07:05 AM (qCMvj)
Correct!

Posted by: Velvet Ambition greatest thing since before sliced bread at June 17, 2015 08:17 AM (R8hU8)

280 Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 17, 2015 08:07 AM (fwARV)

The Kochs don't buy into the entire Leftist agenda - so, evil. Heretics.

I have to laugh every time I see Ann Althouse described as a conservative blogger. She is not very conservative at all, but since she supported Walker during the recall, well, according to her fellow residents in Mad City, Wisconsin, that makes her a raging wingnut and she is damned for all time.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at June 17, 2015 08:17 AM (+XMAD)

281 "Donald Trump vs. Joe Biden"

Plugs Vs. Comb Over

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 08:17 AM (oVJmc)

282 Yep Gregory, and the Peronistas will tell the people whom they claim to love that "living small" is the way to go if they love their country.



Lead by example, or FYNQ.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 08:18 AM (cCQ+Z)

283 This is how Rachel Doezal should have answered the question "Are you Black?"

"No. I am white. But since my youth I have always been sympathetic to the plight of African-Americans and have devoted my life to correcting the injustices that have been leveled against them."

See! She wouldn't sound so batshit crazy this way.




Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 17, 2015 08:18 AM (V70Uh)

284 ..."One look at housing costs and... unh-unh. Not even my bloated NCR salary would support the move."-Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 08:13 AM (O7MnT)

Yeah. I got that same idea and came to the same realization.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) T at June 17, 2015 08:18 AM (OQ9R7)

285 Dolezal is a complete loon who is very probably mentally ill.

The NAACP and their fellow travelers realized that and quickly cut their losses. The white hipsters haven't realized it just yet.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 17, 2015 08:18 AM (7ObY1)

286 Argentina was once the wealthiest country in the southern hemisphere. A few decades of Peronism thoroughly LOTD it.

She had her moments,
She had some style;
The best show in town was the crowd
Outside the Casa Rosada crying "Eva Peron!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2015 08:18 AM (zF6Iw)

287 >>> That, and all the lying and fraud.

Of course. I kinda think they know getting busted like this typically means that person will never work again in any professional capacity and they kind of want to avoid that for her, since she's one of them, ideologically. I'm merely offering a face-saving way to go about that for all parties

Posted by: Bigby's Dutch Rub at June 17, 2015 08:19 AM (3ZtZW)

288 The Escaped Convicts have announced their support for Donald Trump.

Posted by: Breakijng News at June 17, 2015 08:19 AM (VcOqI)

289 It's actually quote simple. The Democrats don't like the Kochs because the Kochs donate to conservative causes. So, the Democrats get their Media Operatives and their Social Justice Operatives to bad-mouth the Kochs, and all the LIV's fall in line.

For all their claims of independent thought, the Progressive Left is basically a Borg Cube.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 08:20 AM (O7MnT)

290 Don't Vote. It doesn't matter.
Posted by: Beyond Apathy at June 17, 2015 08:12 AM (VcOqI)
---
I'm going to vote to spite the Democrats. I've "abandoned all hope" several years ago.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donald Trump at June 17, 2015 08:20 AM (mG3Qj)

291 >>> I wish someone would point out that securing the border means never extending benefits or citizenship to those who violate it.

That's what the "self-deport" idea is about, IMO. It has its own problems.

Posted by: Bigby's Dutch Rub at June 17, 2015 08:22 AM (3ZtZW)

Posted by: Beyond at June 17, 2015 08:22 AM (VcOqI)

293 Gregory or from earlier Trek - "Landru, guide us!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 08:22 AM (r+/qI)

294 I probably won't vote again until I'm dead.

Posted by: Beyond at June 17, 2015 08:22 AM (VcOqI)

295 Voting is your patriotic duty!

Posted by: John Boner in Assless Chaps at June 17, 2015 08:23 AM (YFw5T)

296 202 Without a plan, it's just a platitude. To
McLandslide, "secure the borders" meant "put a whole bunch of sensors on
the border that don't work." To TFG, it means have the border patrol
welcome illegals with welfare applications and voter registration.



"Secure the border" is empty rhetoric.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 07:51 AM (O7MnT)

The real problem is that the last two times they gave amnesty the "promised" to secure the border as well. It never happened. Nobody who is older than 10 years old believes them anymore.

They tried the same BS with that gang of 8 bill RINO Rubio signed onto with the Democrats. The "secure part" of the bill had more holes in than one of my 40 year old T-shirts. And then people raised so much hell about the lack of concrete "secure" it died an ignominious death.



Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 08:24 AM (GpgJl)

297 Beyond didn't even care enough to comment!

Posted by: Bigby's Dutch Rub at June 17, 2015 08:24 AM (3ZtZW)

298 ..."For all their claims of independent thought, the Progressive Left is basically a Borg Cube."
-Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 08:20 AM (O7MnT)

Quality Description.

+3 Vorpal Sword awarded.
+2 Shield of Integrity awarded.
Armor +1 Saving Throw vs. poison.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) T at June 17, 2015 08:24 AM (OQ9R7)

299 Demonizing the Kochs was all about a) whipping their pinheads into a lather with a new Emmanuel Goldstein, and b) stifling contributions to the enemy.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 08:24 AM (oVJmc)

300 #297 True. I was speechless at that very moment.

Posted by: Beyond at June 17, 2015 08:24 AM (VcOqI)

301 "Washington Republicans"

Good name for a last place team in the NFC East.

Posted by: LIV is the place 2B at June 17, 2015 08:24 AM (kjqdN)

302 224
Churches would be wise to repudiate their tax exempt status now. The
coming totalitarianism isn't going to be kind to people of religious
conviction. Better that the battle lines be drawn clearly now.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 17, 2015 08:00 AM (YFw5T)


Our larger local evangelical churches are preparing for it. They tend to be largely independent, so wouldn't run into some of the organizational issues of Catholics and big protestant denominations.
My church (maybe 3,000 members) is trying hard to retire our debt (from building a new sanctuary 4 years ago-the original was a converted grocery store) ASAP, and beginning a home-based ministry. I don't think we're alone. All the others are racing to be sure they own their properties outright, and feeling out wealthier members with larger homes to potentially host meetings.
I think things will happen sooner than anyone thinks, and we gotta plan to go underground. Which is fine with me.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 17, 2015 08:25 AM (yxw0r)

303 OK gots to go BBL

Posted by: Bigby's Dutch Rub at June 17, 2015 08:25 AM (3ZtZW)

304 Morning all. Nothing like arriving at work with your clothes all damp because the rain is coming down so hard your umbrella is useless.
Posted by: DangerGirl at June 17, 2015 07:34 AM (x/Nq/)

________________

Try bone dry and 111 degrees all week.

You'll soon be wishing for rain.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 17, 2015 08:25 AM (o8Gus)

305 206
And Oprah for his VP? Seriously?



I didn't hear this. Did The Donald really indicate he wants that race-baiting frootloop as a VP candidate? FFS. Get fucked, Trump.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2015 07:52 AM (zF6Iw)

Yes, he actually said that.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 08:25 AM (GpgJl)

306 Hey Sean, for the NoVaMoMee, did you remember to rent a volcano? In case the plants get uppity.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 08:15 AM (r+/qI)


But, but the trampoline will again be a feature this year.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 17, 2015 08:26 AM (od1KN)

307 Let's judge our presidential candidates in a swimwear contest.

Posted by: Bert Parks at June 17, 2015 08:27 AM (VcOqI)

308 Well, busy AM I see.
Can't stay for the fun as a couple of trees that survived the soaking of last month didn't make it thru the night.
No damage (except to our wits), and thankfully the ancient chainsaw made the move from Virginia just fine.

BBL

Posted by: anon a mouse at June 17, 2015 08:27 AM (tqpcJ)

309 >>Quit looking at me like I'm deserting you forever

I'm being watched carefully when I am home.

This morning, with 2 humans away and 2 asleep, Number 2 Cat was just casually sleeping in a spot she's never in, that just coincidentally means she can keep an eye on me.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 17, 2015 08:28 AM (0xTsz)

310 Morning all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2015 08:28 AM (wq4B0)

311 And Oprah for his VP? Seriously?

Why not Caitlyn Jenner?

It's the zeitgeist, man.

We are *not* a serious country.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 08:28 AM (O7MnT)

312 For all their claims of independent thought, the Progressive Left is basically a Borg Cube.

This is provable by the groups that must march in lockstep with completely dissociated groups, like Gays for Abortion. The elements of the coalition must totally support the other groups lest schisms develop.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 08:29 AM (oVJmc)

313 Morning all. Nothing like arriving at work with your clothes all damp because the rain is coming down so hard your umbrella is useless.
Posted by: DangerGirl at June 17, 2015 07:34 AM (x/Nq/)


Pics or it didn't happen.

Especially if you were wearing white this morning.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 17, 2015 08:29 AM (od1KN)

314 Let's judge our presidential candidates in a swimwear contest.

I prefer my Hell's Kitchen idea.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 08:29 AM (O7MnT)

315 Completing thought:

Shisms like between the trannies and the radfems.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 08:29 AM (oVJmc)

316 No... let's judge our presidential candidates upon what we "need" in our fucking curio cabinet!

"We don't have one of those!", said the LIV. "We should get one!"

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) T at June 17, 2015 08:30 AM (OQ9R7)

317 This is provable by the groups that must march in lockstep with completely dissociated groups, like Gays for Abortion.

Queers for Palestine is the real head-scratcher.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 08:30 AM (O7MnT)

318 O'Reilly had mentioned the book series, Spencer books/novels by Robert Parker. I had never heard of them, and there are so many in the series.

I do not usually read crime novels. It's hard enough to read all you want in a life time.

But, here's the guys bio. Sounds good.

Biography
Robert B. Parker (1932-2010) has long been acknowledged as the dean of American crime fiction. His novel featuring the wise-cracking, street-smart Boston private-eye Spenser earned him a devoted following and reams of critical acclaim, typified by R.W.B. Lewis' comment, "We are witnessing one of the great series in the history of the American detective story" (The New York Times Book Review). In June and October of 2005, Parker had national bestsellers with APPALOOSA and SCHOOL DAYS, and continued his winning streak in February of 2006 with his latest Jesse Stone novel, SEA CHANGE.

Born and raised in Massachusetts, Parker attended Colby College in Maine, served with the Army in Korea, and then completed a Ph.D. in English at Boston University. He married his wife Joan in 1956; they raised two sons, David and Daniel. Together the Parkers founded Pearl Productions, a Boston-based independent film company named after their short-haired pointer, Pearl, who has also been featured in many of Parker's novels.

Parker began writing his Spenser novels in 1971 while teaching at Boston's Northeastern University. Little did he suspect then that his witty, literate prose and psychological insights would make him keeper-of-the-flame of America's rich tradition of detective fiction. Parker's fictional Spenser inspired the ABC-TV series Spenser: For Hire. In February 2005, CBS-TV broadcast its highly-rated adaptation of the Jesse Stone novel Stone Cold, which featured Tom Selleck in the lead role as Parker's small-town police chief. The second CBS movie, Night Passage, also scored high ratings, and the third, Death in Paradise, aired on April 30, 2006.

Parker was named Grand Master of the 2002 Edgar Awards by the Mystery Writers of America, an honor shared with earlier masters such as Alfred Hitchcock and Ellery Queen.

Parker died on January 19, 2010, at the age of 77.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 08:30 AM (qCMvj)

319 Morning all. Nothing like arriving at work with your clothes all damp because the rain is coming down so hard your umbrella is useless.
Posted by: DangerGirl at June 17, 2015 07:34 AM (x/Nq/)


Pics or it didn't happen.

Especially if you were wearing white this morning.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 17, 2015 08:29 AM (od1KN)



Aaaaaand there's the ONT I referenced earlier!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 17, 2015 08:30 AM (fwARV)

320 Let's judge our presidential candidates in a swimwear contest.

Christie in the baseball uniform was enough for me.

*urp*.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 08:30 AM (oVJmc)

321 WTH, I'm in a (mostly) white t shirt and kinda wet from walking the pups.

Want pics?


No?

Posted by: anon a mouse at June 17, 2015 08:31 AM (tqpcJ)

322 So Justice Alito asks if churches that refuse to sanction homo marriage might lose their tax-exempt status and the Solicitor says, "Oh yeah, that's a possibility. I won't deny that."

But Lefties are still saying that gay marriage won't affect traditional marriage in any way.

Methinks we're fucked.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 17, 2015 08:32 AM (YFw5T)

323 And Oprah for his VP? Seriously?

Maybe we need a spunky, Dr. Who companion type for VP. Someone who will connect the President to humanity, and cut him down when he becomes too arrogant.

Ideally, someone more from the Amy Pond/Clara Oswald type than the Donna Noble type.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 08:32 AM (O7MnT)

324 I got some mail from the IRS. Now, any correspondence from the IRS in the middle of the year is almost assuredly going to be bad news. But it isn't what I thought. They are sending me 585.00 for some reason. I didn't overpay and I'm not following the reason they are sending it (the letter is rather short on details.)

Calling my CPA brother this afternoon...

Posted by: Citizen X at June 17, 2015 08:32 AM (7ObY1)

325 "Good name for a last place team in the NFC East."

Whoa. That's pretty low. Can't we at least call them the "Cornholers" or "Rumpriders" or something?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 17, 2015 08:32 AM (sKZPW)

326 "It'll go great next to the black one.", said the LIV. "This is going to be expensive, but at least it'll be really, really shiny!"

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) T at June 17, 2015 08:32 AM (OQ9R7)

327 All things considered, I'd rather be fishing.

Posted by: Fritz at June 17, 2015 08:32 AM (UzPAd)

328 Aaaaaand there's the ONT I referenced earlier!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 17, 2015 08:30 AM (fwARV)


*fist bump*

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Keeper of the ONT Flame at June 17, 2015 08:32 AM (od1KN)

329
Ideally, someone more from the Amy Pond/Clara Oswald type than the Donna Noble type.

You'll get Adric.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 08:33 AM (oVJmc)

330 WTH, I'm in a (mostly) white t shirt and kinda wet from walking the pups. Want pics?
No?

Posted by: anon a mouse at June 17, 2015 08:31 AM (tqpcJ)


Depends.

Bewbs or moobs?

Posted by: Sean Bannion, Keeper of the ONT Flame at June 17, 2015 08:33 AM (od1KN)

331 I think things will happen sooner than anyone thinks, and we gotta plan to go underground. Which is fine with me.



If it ever comes to the point that churches have to go "underground", then it has come to the point to go on the offensive and make nightly visits to peoples beds. IYKWIM.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 08:34 AM (cCQ+Z)

332 322
So Justice Alito asks if churches that refuse to sanction homo marriage
might lose their tax-exempt status and the Solicitor says, "Oh yeah,
that's a possibility. I won't deny that."



But Lefties are still saying that gay marriage won't affect traditional marriage in any way.



Methinks we're fucked.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 17, 2015 08:32 AM (YFw5T)

The all they have to do is sue to have every other 501c3 tax exempt org in the country swear that they will have homo marriage in their org or lose their status as well.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 08:34 AM (GpgJl)

333 And Oprah for his VP? Seriously?


Well number 1 trump just shoots from hip and let's his mouth run away with his thoughts before mulling them over

2) And as someone once said of being a minority partner ( kinda like being a VP) of George Steinbrenner: "Theres nothing so limited as a limited partner of George Steinbrenner"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2015 08:35 AM (wq4B0)

334 True dat !

Seriousness has been selectively edited out of our life and consciousness for decades.

"Education", "news"/"entertainment", just about covers that.

It's why we could no longer build Hoover dam or put a man on the moon.

"It's kind of weird watching twilight fall on civilization. "

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 17, 2015 08:35 AM (OCcU9)

335 But Lefties are still saying that gay marriage won't affect traditional marriage in any way.

They lied.

Anyone who said any such thing wasn't mistaken, they lied.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 17, 2015 08:35 AM (oVJmc)

336 FTR, nothing against "ColdBeer1," but, seeing "Slapweasel" made me smile today. Thought you'd reverted.

-----------

Scotsman, thanks for your input on dog care, too.

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Black kitteh just ran in from outside and jumped into my lap to remind me it's 'bout time to go slop the critters.

Posted by: mindful webworker - the world needs puppies and kittens at June 17, 2015 08:36 AM (VDCWC)

337 The US is approaching what has occurred in the PRC for example. In the PRC there are the state approved churches who owe allegiance to Beijing while there are underground or house churches that Beijing seeks to squash.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 08:36 AM (r+/qI)

338 "Donald Trump vs. Joe Biden"


****


We'd like to thank the Hair Club for Men for sponsoring tonight's debate.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 17, 2015 08:36 AM (NeFrd)

339 "Methinks we're fucked."

Maybe they just don't establish in the future. Just a congregation that meets on Sunday mornings.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 17, 2015 08:36 AM (sKZPW)

340 -Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 08:34 AM (cCQ+Z)

Dood. Go easy. We'll start formulating things sooner rather than later.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) T at June 17, 2015 08:36 AM (OQ9R7)

341 "337 The US is approaching what has occurred in the PRC for example. In the PRC there are the state approved churches who owe allegiance to Beijing while there are underground or house churches that Beijing seeks to squash.Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 08:36 AM (r+/qI)"

Precisely.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 17, 2015 08:37 AM (YFw5T)

342 It's amazing that anyone imagines Donald Trump has ever been a conservative.

The funny thing is, Trump is the most likely to do all the things that many conservatives say they want. He'd build a wall along the southern border, I'm pretty sure, although it might have a big TRUMP logo atop it. For example.
Posted by: Bigby's Dutch Rub at June 17, 2015 08:14 AM (3ZtZW)


best quote I've seen so far was from Iowahawk on Trump

Don't know why I'm making fun of Trump, he's the only candidate that would conceivably hire me.

#DavesSelfDestructiveImpulsesStrikeAgain

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 08:37 AM (qCMvj)

343 "It occured to me that the NAACP handled the Rachel Dolezal thing all wrong.

They should've probly allowed her to continue on, saying regardless of skin color she did and does great work for us and because we're not strictly about racial qualifications we're going to keep her on - as a white woman. "


They are under no pressure to do that though. Because what does this sort of work consist of? Sharptonesque race baiting and agitation. Any cretin can do this, there is no need to be particularly eloquent, lucid, logical, or even coherent. So why not get someone authentic for that role?

Posted by: Rosie O'Donald Trump at June 17, 2015 08:38 AM (mG3Qj)

344 but, this, from Iowahawk


When the Cardinals hacking the Astros gets more media coverage than China hacking the entire US government, I'm like

https://youtu.be/wcW_Ygs6hm0

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 08:39 AM (qCMvj)

345

In all honesty, how could much worse could a Trump administration be?

David Burge added,

ABC News @ABC

NY Rep. Maloney: Hack of US federal gov't system is
"far more serious" to national security than 9/11:

http://abcn.ws/1GR6zNH - @ABC Politics

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 08:40 AM (qCMvj)

346 You'll get Adric.

Yes!

Posted by: Harry Reid at June 17, 2015 08:42 AM (O7MnT)

347 K-9 and Leela.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 08:42 AM (r+/qI)

348 NY Rep. Maloney: Hack of US federal gov't system is "far more serious" to national security than 9/11:

Aside from nobody dying.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 08:42 AM (O7MnT)

349 In the PRC there are the state approved churches who owe allegiance to Beijing while there are underground or house churches that Beijing seeks to squash.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 08:36 AM (r+/qI)
---
I love the eerie Orwellian vibe of the state church: "Three Self Patriotic Church". Yeah I'm sure Jesus' most pressing concern was Chinese patriotism.

Posted by: Rosie O'Donald Trump at June 17, 2015 08:43 AM (mG3Qj)

350 I'm using "The Good Computer", mww!... lol. I "revert" when I want to act like a non-Christian jerk.

A.K.A. "Human".

That was an inadvertant miscommunication.

-Slapford J. Weasel.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) T at June 17, 2015 08:43 AM (OQ9R7)

351 NY Rep. Maloney: Hack of US federal gov't system is "far more serious" to national security than 9/11:

It's like 9-11 times 146.

Posted by: Team America at June 17, 2015 08:43 AM (O7MnT)

352 Vic, I would like to point out that the $70,000,000 per mile estimate comes from people who don't want it built. Give me half that much money, and I'll figure out how to build it. You are assuming that it would be built in one year, of course the project would be done over a number of years and budgets. Do the calculations on how much the Interstate highway system would cost to build and police, and you'll decide that is impossible also.


Please, China built the Great Wall - which is longer than the Southern Wall would be - before the birth of Christ. Of course it could be built.

By the way, Trump does no something about construction - he's not talking through his hat.




Posted by: An Observation at June 17, 2015 08:43 AM (bJiUB)

353 "We'll start formulating things sooner rather than later."


It's spinning, CB. Critical mass looms.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 17, 2015 08:44 AM (sKZPW)

354 Scankles charged a children's charity on Long Island $200,000 for one of
her short canned speeches. My question is why in the hell did they pay
it?

The same reason I buy a Lottery Ticket....in hopes of a big payoff. Of course I only spent 3 bucks. One powerball and one mega millions when the pot get big.

Posted by: Paladin at June 17, 2015 08:44 AM (lP8dE)

355 inadvertant ... how do you spell that?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) T at June 17, 2015 08:45 AM (OQ9R7)

356 Gregory it depends. The PRC had already liberated data on the JSF F-35. With 14 million SF86s to look through, pretty sure they will be able to identify useful spies while using that same information to target and destroy those most capable of thwarting them.

So the 'nobody died' thing? The deaths have not arrived yet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 08:45 AM (r+/qI)

357 Salvation Army pays 250k for Hillary! speech.





*fake but accurate


Morning horde

Posted by: RWC - Team Extremely Pissed Off Right Wingers at June 17, 2015 08:45 AM (fWAjv)

358 Daily Health Tip: When you go to the hospital to visit Aunt Edna today, as you push your floor selection on the elevator, try not to think about what poor disease-ridden wretch might have pushed that same button five minutes ago after wiping his nose.


You can thank me later.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 17, 2015 08:45 AM (NeFrd)

359 In the PRC there are the state approved churches who owe allegiance to Beijing while there are underground or house churches that Beijing seeks to squash.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 08:36 AM (r+/qI)

The Progs are very much on board with that. They've decided they love Pope Occupy I because he's so pro-gay, pro-socialism, and pro-ManBearPig. There have even been rumblings that churches that don't perform gay weddings should lose tax exempt status.

That whole "Separation of Church and State" thing has become so Heteronormative.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 08:46 AM (O7MnT)

360 And Oprah for his VP? Seriously?


Well number 1 trump just shoots from hip and let's his mouth run away with his thoughts before mulling them over

2) And as someone once said of being a minority partner ( kinda like being a VP) of George Steinbrenner: "Theres nothing so limited as a limited partner of George Steinbrenner"
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2015 08:35 AM (wq4B0)


he first said it in 1999, and was confronted with it now because of his announcement

VP's are worthless at this point

He's friends with Oprah. He's hilarious, imho. He could probably win with Oprah on the ticket. That is how stupid our country is, and he knows it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 08:46 AM (qCMvj)

361 To hit, or not to hit?

http://goo.gl/WJ89fY

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2015 08:46 AM (zF6Iw)

362 Argh not "no", I meant "know".

Posted by: An Observation at June 17, 2015 08:46 AM (bJiUB)

363 So the 'nobody died' thing? The deaths have not arrived yet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 08:45 AM (r+/qI)


AP, believe it or not, OPM hasn't notified me yet.

Can you email me for an intel dump? Email in sig.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 17, 2015 08:46 AM (od1KN)

364 inadvertent.

...solved my own problem

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) T at June 17, 2015 08:46 AM (OQ9R7)

365 Long Beach, not Long Island.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 17, 2015 08:47 AM (V70Uh)

366 The ChiComs have the F-35 specs? Oh noes! They might use it to build an overpriced fighter with an inadequate weapons load and negligible survivability in a contested environment.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 08:47 AM (O7MnT)

367 Bernie Sanders: I Suspect Groups Paid Large Speaking Fees to Clintons to Garner Favors

heh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 08:48 AM (qCMvj)

368 352 Posted by: An Observation at June 17, 2015 08:43 AM (bJiUB)


I did not use that estimate. I used the actual construction estimate for the San Diego wall which was $49B for 700 miles.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 08:48 AM (GpgJl)

369 The US is approaching what has occurred in the PRC for example. In the PRC there are the state approved churches who owe allegiance to Beijing while there are underground or house churches that Beijing seeks to squash.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 08:36 AM (r+/qI)

And don't think for a moment that there aren't thousands of "Catholic" churches in America eager and willing to jump on board with the goodthink commandments of abortion, divorce and gay sex.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2015 08:49 AM (zF6Iw)

370 358
Daily Health Tip: When you go to the hospital to visit Aunt Edna today,
as you push your floor selection on the elevator, try not to think
about what poor disease-ridden wretch might have pushed that same
button five minutes ago after wiping his nose.



Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 17, 2015 08:45 AM (NeFrd)


Sounds like a great place to have a baby.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 17, 2015 08:49 AM (yxw0r)

371 The ChiComs have the F-35 specs? Oh noes! They might use it to build an overpriced fighter with an inadequate weapons load and negligible survivability in a contested environment.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 08:47 AM (O7MnT)


Won't be overpriced for them seeing as we paid the development costs - which are typically the priciest part of any program.

Jus sayin

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 17, 2015 08:49 AM (od1KN)

372 "Bernie Sanders: I Suspect Groups Paid Large Speaking Fees to Clintons to Garner Favors "



Nothing gets past ol' Bernie.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 17, 2015 08:49 AM (sKZPW)

373 And don't think for a moment that there aren't thousands of "Catholic" churches in America eager and willing to jump on board with the goodthink commandments of abortion, divorce and gay sex.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2015 08:49 AM (zF6Iw)


Most of them are in California.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 17, 2015 08:50 AM (od1KN)

374 Here's what I 'd like to hear Trump say ... make me your VP and I'll self-fund the campaign. No fundraising, anything we collect on they way we use to build local party coffers. No promises and handshakes to various grifters -- no bundlers, no "Rangers", etc.

One fat cat, instead of hundreds. Walker or Perry with cash and no time wasting commitments.

Posted by: Jean at June 17, 2015 08:50 AM (ztOda)

375 the hyporcrisy


Military Vet Threatened by City for Living Off the Grid
His "alternative lifestyle" is a matter of "public safety"

He's living like so many greenies and progs have been screaming for.

solar panels
rain water
etc

Tyler Truitt lives with his girlfriend on his private, two-acre property in Huntsville, Alabama. They live a "self-sustaining" lifestyle with a trailer, solar panels, and a rainwater system and are not connected to any utilities. The city has condemned his home and threatened arrest if they remain on the property in its current condition.


http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/military-vet-threatened-city-living-grid

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 08:51 AM (qCMvj)

376 361 To hit, or not to hit?

http://goo.gl/WJ89fY

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2015 08:46 AM (zF6Iw)

Hit. Then witness protection.

Posted by: RWC - Team Extremely Pissed Off Right Wingers at June 17, 2015 08:51 AM (fWAjv)

377 NY Rep. Maloney: Hack of US federal gov't system is "far more serious" to national security than 9/11:

Well, of course it is!

**irritated sigh**

Listen up, you inbred, gun-fucking, sister-clinging Jesusland trash - 9/11 killed lots of people, yes, but they were proles. This, on the other hand, affects us - your betters! You're damn right, we're mad!

- - your overlords in DC.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2015 08:52 AM (zF6Iw)

378 Two threads and 300+ comments in before I even get on the internet?

Ya'll have been busy today.

I need to look up the transfat thing..

Posted by: Lea at June 17, 2015 08:52 AM (lIU4e)

379 Anyone got any book recommendations in the occult detective genre? I've read all the Charlie Huston, Simon R. Green, Jim Butcher, Chris Holm, Correia, Jonathan Howard, and Richard Kadrey series's (I think that's most of them). I like the genre and have read a lot of the really old stuff, too, but the genre is rife with SJW nonsense so I'm tired of trying a new author and getting hit in the face with that nonsense.

What say you, horde?

Posted by: Chupacabras at June 17, 2015 08:52 AM (sPO/s)

380

"We live out here off the grid, 100 percent self-sustaining," the military vet explained. "So I basically made all my utilities. I have my solar panels, I have my rainwater collection and stuff."

God forbid...

no dinero flowing into the city

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 08:52 AM (qCMvj)

381 >>And Oprah for his VP? Seriously?

When I suggested yesterday that Oprah should toss her hat into the ring after The Donald announced I was kidding. Now that I realize my powers I will not suggest that Pee Wee Herman do likewise.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2015 08:53 AM (g1DWB)

382 378 Two threads and 300+ comments in before I even get on the internet?

Ya'll have been busy today.

I need to look up the transfat thing..
Posted by: Lea at June 17, 2015 08:52 AM (lIU4e)

Put down the Scooby Doo fan fic and you can join us earlier

Posted by: RWC - Team Extremely Pissed Off Right Wingers at June 17, 2015 08:53 AM (fWAjv)

383 "God forbid...

no dinero flowing into the city"



This.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 17, 2015 08:54 AM (sKZPW)

384 361
To hit, or not to hit?



http://goo.gl/WJ89fY

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2015 08:46 AM (zF6Iw)

Magic 8 ball sez? Never stick stick in crazy.

Posted by: flounder at June 17, 2015 08:55 AM (ecDRv)

385 And don't think for a moment that there aren't thousands of "Catholic" churches in America eager and willing to jump on board with the goodthink commandments of abortion, divorce and gay sex.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2015 08:49 AM (zF6Iw)

With one priest each and dwindling membership, meanwhile in the conservative dioceses, my parish has five priests, two deacons, and six nuns --- plus a bunch student types of each flavor. The liberal diocese cannot attract young priests, they have no passion and the flame burns dim.

Posted by: Jean at June 17, 2015 08:55 AM (ztOda)

386 "God forbid...

no dinero flowing into the city"


This.



Then how do the greenies propose to reach their utopia?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 08:55 AM (cCQ+Z)

387 So my daughter asked her two boys, "What were you two doing in the bedroom?"


The five-year-old, who mimics everything the eight-year-old does, says, "We were praying for the rain to stop down in Texaco!"


Same here. Stay high and dry TX!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 17, 2015 08:56 AM (NeFrd)

388 The ChiComs have the F-35 specs? Oh noes! They might use it to build an overpriced fighter with an inadequate weapons load and negligible survivability in a contested environment.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 08:47 AM (O7MnT)


Well yeah maybe, but the real danger is that they now have a better idea how to defend against it and other of our advanced electronics and avionics

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2015 08:56 AM (wq4B0)

389 "Daily Health Tip: When you go to the hospital to visit Aunt Edna today,

as you push your floor selection on the elevator, try not to think

about what poor disease-ridden wretch might have pushed that same

button five minutes ago after wiping his nose."

-Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 17, 2015 08:45 AM (NeFrd)

...and when you push that nose over and go into a negative-four-G-dive? Don't think about the non-qualifier that didn't finish "Top Gun" ahead of you because that disease-riddled wretch washed the -F- out.

...but you're going to have the flu tomorrow.



Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) T at June 17, 2015 08:56 AM (OQ9R7)

390 By the way, Trump does no something about construction - he's not talking through his hat.

Posted by: An Observation at June 17, 2015 08:43 AM (bJiUB)

Imagine just lowering the corp tax rate and bringing how many multi-corps back to the US. How much would that raise? Including jobs.

How much would that sting Mexico?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 08:57 AM (qCMvj)

391 380




"We live out here off the grid, 100 percent self-sustaining," the
military vet explained. "So I basically made all my utilities. I have
my solar panels, I have my rainwater collection and stuff."



God forbid...



no dinero flowing into the city

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 08:52 AM (qCMvj)

That "fight" started out with him being in violation of a common zoning law re: No trailers to be located inside the city. We have similar zoning laws here, except by neighborhood and not city. When he got his back up and refused to comply with the trailer zoning law is when they hit with all the other stuff.

It really had nothing to do with "living off the grid". Although their local codes may also prohibit septic tanks and that would require some "grid".

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 08:58 AM (GpgJl)

392 When is Michael Sams going to blame homophobia for his shitty performance?

Posted by: RWC - Team Extremely Pissed Off Right Wingers at June 17, 2015 08:58 AM (fWAjv)

393 We are truly at the End Times when the Pope starts worshiping at the altar of the false god of Climate Change.

Posted by: Fritz at June 17, 2015 08:58 AM (UzPAd)

394 Well yeah maybe, but the real danger is that they now have a better idea how to defend against it and other of our advanced electronics and avionics

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2015 08:56 AM (wq4B0)
====================

Just buy the Typhoon or the new Sukhoi. Problem solved.

Posted by: Emily Litella at June 17, 2015 08:58 AM (LISuA)

395 We'll close the border as soon as there is political will. Didn't Israel close a long stretch, and fairly quickly? It wouldn't all be wall, but surely a wall would be cheaper than a highway, which has all kinds of other considerations for traffic. They drive along with a big trencher, bunch of forms, if it was WW2 we'd probably build five miles a day. But now Marxist enviro's, diversity choirs and others fight it every step of the way, on their road to converting us to Marxist hell.

Mexico would "pay for it" in reduced remittances from fewer illegals, reduced drug flow so druggies have to "buy American", they have harder time moving their bundles of drug money out of the US, the Chamber will have to get their workers from the American work force, etc.

The Donald says he would tax them somehow ... I'm sure he is suggesting some sort of import "tax", not going into Mexico and levying some tax directly as Dana seemed to suggest.

No, I'm not for the Donald, but I'd prefer to hear candidates agree that we can indeed close our border like Israel or other countries do, instead of mocking the concept. But that might mean taking on the chamber.

Posted by: Illiniwek at June 17, 2015 08:59 AM (8bK1p)

396 "Daily Health Tip: When you go to the hospital to visit Aunt Edna today,
as you push your floor selection on the elevator, try not to think
about what poor disease-ridden wretch might have pushed that same
button five minutes ago after wiping his nose."

I had to pick up a prescription yesterday, and realized the touchpads at the pharmacy counter have to be teeming with every germ known to mankind, and probably a bunch that aren't.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 17, 2015 08:59 AM (ZKzrr)

397 Won't be overpriced for them seeing as we paid the development costs - which are typically the priciest part of any program.

I kid. I kid. But, seriously, I think the military could be recapitalized for a lot less if they stuck with more proven technology. The F-35 just has too many performance compromises.

Also, France has been winning a lot of overseas orders for the Rafale. They say it's because the French are subsidizing them and the Obama Regime is seen as too erratic; they might cut off your spare parts supply if they don't like your country's stance on Global Warming. But I have to wonder if some of it isn't just spite.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 08:59 AM (O7MnT)

398 318 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 08:30 AM (qCMvj)
========================

Plus, Parker liked German Shorthaired Pointers. Outstanding dogs.

Posted by: Emily Litella at June 17, 2015 09:00 AM (LISuA)

399 ...but you're going to have the flu tomorrow.


****


Yeah, my brother used to drive C-130's. He told me once, "Man I couldn't do what you do. If you make a mistake somebody else dies." I pointed out, "Yeah, but if you make a mistake, you die."


I'm still not sure which is worse.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 17, 2015 09:00 AM (NeFrd)

400 With one priest each and dwindling membership, meanwhile in the conservative dioceses, my parish has five priests, two deacons, and six nuns --- plus a bunch student types of each flavor. The liberal diocese cannot attract young priests, they have no passion and the flame burns dim.

Posted by: Jean at June 17, 2015 08:55 AM (ztOda)


This.

This is also the reason that dioceses that allow girl acolytes have the lowest number of vocations to the priesthood and religious orders.

The numbers don't lie.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 17, 2015 09:00 AM (od1KN)

401 >Just buy the Typhoon or the new Sukhoi. Problem solved.

Apparently, the ME countries really like the Rafale. India and South Korea are taking a serious look as well.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 09:00 AM (O7MnT)

402 392
When is Michael Sams going to blame homophobia for his shitty performance?

Posted by: RWC - Team Extremely Pissed Off Right Wingers at June 17, 2015 08:58 AM (fWAjv)

When Rachel Dolezal returns her face to the full upwhite complexion.

Posted by: flounder at June 17, 2015 09:01 AM (ecDRv)

403 Sean, check your Comm section.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 09:01 AM (r+/qI)

404 Morning, all!
See we've already got several kinds of fresh Hell queued up for the day....

Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2015 09:01 AM (k2QA3)

405 >> "Daily Health Tip: When you go to the hospital to visit Aunt Edna today,
as you push your floor selection on the elevator, try not to think
about what poor disease-ridden wretch might have pushed that same
button five minutes ago after wiping his nose."

Off to the hospital in a while and I will heed your advice. The fact that they have now installed Purell dispensers every 5 feet is nice if not a tad disconcerting.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2015 09:01 AM (g1DWB)

406 White House press secretary Josh Earnest said the triumph by Syrian Kurds in the town of Tal Abyad "is actually a direct consequence of an earlier military operation that President Obama ordered" to break the siege of the Syrian city of Kobani last fall.

"Because of the president's decision to order the air drop of significant resources and equipments and reinforcements, and because we were able to work with Turkey to allow for additional forces to enter that city, we saw that coalition ... backed by coalition airstrikes, of course ... drive [the Islamic State] out of Khobani," he said. "And over the last several months, those forces have steadily driven east across northern Syria."

Kurdish fighters took control on Tuesday of Tal Abyad near the Turkish border, dealing a major blow to the Islamic State by cutting off a key supply line to its self-proclaimed capital of Raqqa.

Posted by: President Barack "Unexpectedly" Obama at June 17, 2015 09:01 AM (e8kgV)

407

Limbaugh: I Told You Pope Francis Was a Marxist

truthrevolt.org

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 09:02 AM (qCMvj)

408 ..."I'm still not sure which is worse."
-Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 17, 2015 09:00 AM (NeFrd)

When you put it that way, I'm not sure, either.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) T at June 17, 2015 09:02 AM (OQ9R7)

409 The fact that they have now installed Purell dispensers every 5 feet is nice if not a tad disconcerting.

So the surviving bacteria are gonna be super-strong, eh?

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 17, 2015 09:03 AM (ZKzrr)

410 The PRC has already produced a Typhoon/Lavi hybrid along with them now producing what looks like the Northrop F-23.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2015 09:03 AM (r+/qI)

411
Posted by: Lea at June 17, 2015

Ah, Le-dash-a, we hardly knew ya.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2015 09:03 AM (JtwS4)

412 OK, I see in the article that he is not even connected to ANY kind of septic system. I am glad he doesn't live near me and he is lucky he is not in jail.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 09:03 AM (GpgJl)

413 When Rachel Dolezal returns her face to the full upwhite complexion.

Posted by: flounder at June 17, 2015 09:01 AM (ecDRv)

Great pick for NAACP chapter president.


http://tinyurl.com/qb58ltq

Posted by: RWC - Team Extremely Pissed Off Right Wingers at June 17, 2015 09:04 AM (fWAjv)

414

LIMBAUGH: Catholics and Christians are being targeted for mass murder all over the world, and here we get a papal encyclical on climate change and global warming? I don't know. The two don't go together. If we're gonna have a papal encyclical, you would think it be something opposing war or the real enemies of people. Is climate change an enemy of the Catholic Church? Is climate change an enemy of Catholics? Even if it is happening, as they say, is climate change a matter of faith? Is it something that the church believes is a weapon being used against the faithful? I don't know folks. It just doesn't wash here. And that's why when I first heard the pope start talking about economics, just like in this encyclical on global warming, just sounded like pure, not even diluted, Marxism.

exactly, this is what I've been saying too

why is the Pope all up in arms over climate change when Catholics are being attacked from all sides, murdered, exterminates, far worse than I've ever seen in my lifetime

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 17, 2015 09:04 AM (qCMvj)

415
Just throwing this out to dog owners:
There are inflatable collars that work really well vs. the hard plastic cones, as long as the injury you're trying to keep them away from isn't on a foot. We have several in different sizes.

Had one dog who would get a hot spot if she licked in one spot for five minutes. She was constantly being shaved in patches, and getting baths.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at June 17, 2015 09:04 AM (wrS2o)

416 Why does Hillary *need* $2ooK from a Children's charity? At some point don't you have enough money?

I would be so pissed if I had donated to it and then found out that this is how they spent their money. It's likely an "investment" - they pay Hills and then she makes some time of government grant/funding of equal or greater value happen for them. Win-win!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2015 09:05 AM (k2QA3)

417 We are truly at the End Times when the Pope starts worshiping at the altar of the false god of Climate Change.

-
A guest on Bennett today was calling the warmeningist "climatistas".

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 17, 2015 09:05 AM (hl14T)

418 >> "Daily Health Tip: When you go to the hospital to visit Aunt Edna today, as you push your floor selection on the elevator, try not to think about what poor disease-ridden wretch might have pushed that same button five minutes ago after wiping his nose."

And people make fun of me for wearing gloves in the winter.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 09:05 AM (O7MnT)

419 The liberal diocese cannot attract young priests, they have no passion and the flame burns dim.

Posted by: Jean at June 17, 2015 08:55 AM (ztOda)


This. I have two relatives who are "Catholic" in Northern California. They favor abortion, gay marriage, trans-whatever, etc. But I'm the extremist to them, because I read the Bible and pray.


The physical Catholic church in their extremely wealthy community is about the size of a double-wide. And strangely enough, inopportune things come up that prevent them from attending most Sundays.

Meantime, my evangelical church here in Hicksville is growing by leaps and bounds.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 17, 2015 09:05 AM (yxw0r)

420 Great pick for NAACP chapter president.





http://tinyurl.com/qb58ltq

Posted by: RWC - Team Extremely Pissed Off Right Wingers at June 17, 2015 09:04 AM (fWAjv)

Props for nailing the hoochiemama look.

Posted by: flounder at June 17, 2015 09:05 AM (ecDRv)

421 >>The fact that they have now installed Purell dispensers every 5 feet is nice if not a tad disconcerting.

Yeah, just think of the germs that are on the buttons of those!

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 17, 2015 09:06 AM (0xTsz)

422 The Donald says he would tax them somehow ... I'm sure he is suggesting some sort of import "tax", not going into Mexico and levying some tax directly as Dana seemed to suggest.

Tax all cash transfers to Latin America from the US. Call it a "hospitality tax" for long-term "working vacationers".

Mornin' Horde. Time to laugh at the poorly made donuts.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 17, 2015 09:07 AM (2l5vw)

423 The Donald says he would tax them somehow ... I'm sure he is suggesting some sort of import "tax", not going into Mexico and levying some tax directly as Dana seemed to suggest.
________________

We could tax their goods coming in, and we could also put a tax on the billions of dollars of money going out every year.

Of course, Western Union would $hit a brick, but tough luck. The remittances from Mexicans living in the U.S. (many illegally) is one of Mexico's major sources of national income (IIRC, it's #2, behind oil revenues). Slap a hefty tax on that and Mexico would be squealing like the pig that it is.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 17, 2015 09:07 AM (o8Gus)

424 >>Off to the hospital in a while and I will heed your advice. The fact that they have now installed Purell dispensers every 5 feet is nice if not a tad disconcerting


Yep - The hospital and adjacent medical center we've been frequenting has the dispensers next to the elevators so you can use 'em right as you enter/exit the elevator (esp. important when visiting the Chemo lab)

Posted by: Lizzy at June 17, 2015 09:07 AM (k2QA3)

425 >>Meantime, my evangelical church here in Hicksville is growing by leaps and bounds.

The LDS churches seem to be doing fine; there are always plenty of young people. My mother's Methodist church, on the other hand, is like God's Waiting Room.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 09:08 AM (O7MnT)

426 dump

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 09:08 AM (GpgJl)

427 Posted by: Lea at June 17, 2015

Ah, Le-dash-a, we hardly knew ya.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2015 09:03 AM (JtwS4)

Ha. Back to boring for the moment.

Posted by: Lea at June 17, 2015 09:08 AM (lIU4e)

428 >>So the surviving bacteria are gonna be super-strong, eh?

My dad spent the last few years of his life in and out of hospitals so consequently so did I. I can't imagine working in that environment day after day and anyone who does has my respect.

Just keep your distance, Sniffy.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2015 09:08 AM (g1DWB)

429 Ah one of my real nice patients died. And he was also one of us. Sigh, the good die young

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2015 09:08 AM (wq4B0)

430 Posted by: RWC - Team Extremely Pissed Off Right Wingers at June 17, 2015 09:04 AM

O_o

Eyebleach, stat!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2015 09:08 AM (h4vJk)

431 OK, I see in the article that he is not even
connected to ANY kind of septic system. I am glad he doesn't live near
me and he is lucky he is not in jail.

Vic, there are such things as composting toilets. It is not all two-hole-crap-in-a-pit.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2015 09:09 AM (3pRHP)

432 361 To hit, or not to hit?


Not.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 17, 2015 09:09 AM (7ObY1)

433 Anyone got any book recommendations in the occult detective genre?

Take a look at this:

http://goo.gl/TdE9sp

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2015 09:10 AM (zF6Iw)

434 Of course, Western Union would $hit a brick, but tough luck. The remittances from Mexicans living in the U.S. (many illegally)


Confiscate every penny. Ill gotten gains.
You are here illegally?
You don't get to profit from criminal acts.
Don't like it? There's the border. >>>

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2015 09:11 AM (cCQ+Z)

435 why is the Pope all up in arms over climate change when Catholics are being attacked from all sides, murdered, exterminates, far worse than I've ever seen in my lifetime
__________________

Marxists gotta be marks.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 17, 2015 09:11 AM (o8Gus)

436 That top looks much better on this model:

http://tinyurl.com/oepg3mm

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 17, 2015 09:13 AM (2l5vw)

437 >>>>"Daily Health Tip: When you go to the hospital to visit Aunt Edna today, as you push your floor selection on the elevator, try not to think about what poor disease-ridden wretch might have pushed that same button five minutes ago after wiping his nose."
.
.
.
.Whew, dodged the bullet on that one. I don't have an Aunt Edna.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 17, 2015 09:13 AM (iONHu)

438 This is also the reason that dioceses that allow girl acolytes have the lowest number of vocations to the priesthood and religious orders.


We have so many altar boys its hard to get the kids signed up for a reasonable mass each month. No altar girls, two choirs though.

Posted by: Jean at June 17, 2015 09:14 AM (ztOda)

439 431 Vic, there are such things as composting toilets. It is not all two-hole-crap-in-a-pit.




Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2015 09:09 AM (3pRHP)

The article says he was not connected to anything at all. From that I assume it was running out on the ground.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 17, 2015 09:16 AM (GpgJl)

440 Aside from nobody dying.


Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 17, 2015 08:42 AM (O7MnT)


Yet.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards at June 17, 2015 09:17 AM (fwARV)

441 Bandersnatch: Ah, Le-dash-a, we hardly knew ya.

Yeah, noticed that, too. Probably for the best, though. Lea might be accused of cultural appropriation. Unless she identified as trans-nic.

Posted by: mindful webworker - identifying as material mortal at June 17, 2015 09:18 AM (VDCWC)

442 Dump is NOOD!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) T at June 17, 2015 09:22 AM (OQ9R7)

443 I did not use that estimate. I used the actual construction estimate for the San Diego wall which was $49B for 700 miles.

Which is where I got the $70,000,000 per mile. The figures wouldn't have been released if they had wanted it built.

Posted by: An Observation at June 17, 2015 09:44 AM (bJiUB)

444 That "fight" started out with him being in violation of a common zoning
law re: No trailers to be located inside the city. We have similar
zoning laws here, except by neighborhood and not city. When he got his
back up and refused to comply with the trailer zoning law is when they
hit with all the other stuff.


Thank God we don't have zoning in Houston. Zoning is the direct cause of ghettos. There is nothing in Houston that even begins to compare to Harlem or Watts or the Chicago Projects. In zoned cities once an area is zoned as "low income housing" it is doomed to being a ghetto - since it is realistically impossible to do anything else with the site. Funny how keeping the local government fingers out of real estate development improves the city. Who would have thought that freedom actually works?


Posted by: An Observation at June 17, 2015 09:56 AM (bJiUB)

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