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Senator Bob Corker Pens a Terrific Act II of Failure Theater As He Attacks The Iran Treaty That He Has Already Voted to Pass

Or, rather, he has already voted that the treaty will pass even if he votes against it; he has created a mechanism by which the Democrats can pass it with a measly 34 votes, a Majority of One Third, while all Republicans pretend like the Dickens to oppose it, voting their little hearts out and even getting some "conservative Democrats" to vote with them.

But darnit, their 65 votes just aren't enough to block it! Oh well! Now the treaty is law, and we can all go back to our districts and show them we voted our little hearts out to stop it!

So now Corker is busy writing Act II, where he and his fellow sell-outs express their Strongest Disappointment and Chagrin that this Iran Treaty just isn't very good, and ask Obama, impotently (for they have pre-surrendered all their ability to block it or demand changes), to make it better.

Here, let me piss in your mouth and tell you it's raining lemonade.

You, by the way, were the last straw. This is why I abandoned the GOP.

And anyone who keeps supporting these liars deserves all they get.

Posted by: Ace at 06:23 PM




Comments

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1 But this time will be different!

Posted by: wooga at June 15, 2015 06:24 PM (u8L7k)

2 If you were a Corker, what kind of Corker would you be?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 15, 2015 06:24 PM (8ZskC)

3 Come back, Ace. We have fat government contracts to distribute.

*hic*

Posted by: John Boehner at June 15, 2015 06:25 PM (8ZskC)

4
I never did that thing in your mouth, so sit down and shut the fuck up!

Posted by: Bob Corker at June 15, 2015 06:27 PM (P330y)

5 Ace, let me handle this Corker guy.

Posted by: Richard Langtry at June 15, 2015 06:28 PM (2iV3X)

6
Bob Corker is Billy Barty in drag!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at June 15, 2015 06:28 PM (P330y)

7 The GOP: Where impotence isn't just a slogan, it's a way of life.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 15, 2015 06:28 PM (8ZskC)

8 Corker is also solidly behind the push to raise the federal gasoline tax.

Because "infrastructure".

A.K.A. pork, of course.

If existing gasoline taxes ostensibly for highways were actually _spent on goddamned highways_, things would be fine.

Instead, those tax revenues are in significant measure devoted to urban mass transit, which is to say, to a giant slush fund for big-city liberal pols to piss away to their cronies and union pals.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 15, 2015 06:29 PM (noWW6)

9 Oh good. I'm feeling depressed again.

I'm absolutely convinced that I will see a U. S. city wiped out by a nuclear weapon in my lifetime.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 15, 2015 06:29 PM (FsuaD)

10 The Kool-Aid Man rapes brick walls.
If he tells you it's Kool-Aid, you take what he gives you.

Posted by: wooga at June 15, 2015 06:29 PM (u8L7k)

11 But we only have 28/37ths of the government. Give Jeb the White House in 2016 and you'll see some real push-back.

Posted by: Neill & Bob, GOPe consultants at June 15, 2015 06:30 PM (tgnRB)

12 THAT MUTT CORKER COULD NOT PASS GAS WITHOUT A SHIT STAIN

Posted by: tIM at June 15, 2015 06:30 PM (/WmRg)

13 "If you were a Corker, what kind of Corker would you be?"


Mother Corker.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2015 06:30 PM (LA7Cm)

14 Ace- you keep saying that you've given up on them, and yet...

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 15, 2015 06:31 PM (XmOA9)

15 Dave Brat in 2016.
No chance?
Yeah your eating no chance now..
Wipe your chin
the narrative is slipping.

Posted by: tIM at June 15, 2015 06:31 PM (/WmRg)

16 glad to say i never was a republican. again.

Posted by: steinmetz at June 15, 2015 06:32 PM (CrYC8)

17 Obama promised not to do that thing in our mouths, but we secretly like it.

OK, it's not really a secret.

Posted by: Neill & Bob, GOPe consultants at June 15, 2015 06:33 PM (tgnRB)

18 You, by the way, were the last straw. This is why I abandoned the GOP.

And anyone who keeps supporting these liars deserves all they get.


Ah, so you're one of those stupid conservatives I was talking about!!!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/oawysyu

Posted by: John Sununu at June 15, 2015 06:33 PM (l3LvV)

19 Has everyone in Washington been compromised by the mob? Really, its like everyone is paying protection money/favors.

Posted by: mbruce at June 15, 2015 06:33 PM (YtWJn)

20 Is there any mechanism by which this inverted filibuster can be stopped, like in the courts with an injunction? Or is this one of those "senate rules" by which they temporarily bind their own hands so they can permanently bind our freedoms?

If so, I got words to refrain from speaking.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 15, 2015 06:34 PM (XmOA9)

21 I miss Harry Reid.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at June 15, 2015 06:34 PM (TV9BR)

22 "This is why I abandoned the GOP."

So, you'll be voting for Hillary, then?

Ace ... are you now saying that sitting out an election, to protest the GOP nominating a squish Democrat-lite candidate such as Mitt Romney, was the correct thing to do?

Posted by: someguy at June 15, 2015 06:34 PM (3z91g)

23 "Has everyone in Washington been compromised by the mob?"


I think for most they've just gotten comfortable at the trough and it's really puttin' out too let me tell ya.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2015 06:34 PM (LA7Cm)

24 They really do think we're stupid.

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2015 06:35 PM (sdi6R)

25 Stories like this are going to send me to an early grave. My rage-meter at Dems was broken long ago, but damn if the GOP doesn't want to break another one. Mewling quims, indeed.

Posted by: In Exile at June 15, 2015 06:35 PM (/3yYD)

26 I hate all these assholes, every one of them.
All hail our new Muzzy overlords!

Posted by: Skip at June 15, 2015 06:35 PM (FIt6q)

27 All is proceeding as I have foreseen!!

Muhahahahaha...cough, cough, hack

Posted by: Hillary Clinton, Sith Lord at June 15, 2015 06:35 PM (RFeQD)

28 PS: Still waiting for you to donate to my "Buy The Washington Post To Burn It Down" Kickstarter.

Posted by: someguy at June 15, 2015 06:35 PM (3z91g)

29 I miss Harry Reid.
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican

Me too, but only because the Boy Scouts stopped teaching marksmanship.

Posted by: Cub Scout at June 15, 2015 06:35 PM (tgnRB)

30

To paraphrase the great Joe Bob Briggs, they have no scruples or principles to get in the way of their political career.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 15, 2015 06:36 PM (0HooB)

31 This all ends badly.

Posted by: Garrett at June 15, 2015 06:36 PM (VIf34)

32 Hey, Chagrin is a river in Ohio.

I didn't get a Chagrin out of that guy back there.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at June 15, 2015 06:36 PM (RFeQD)

33 Hey remember when all we had to do was give the senate to the republicans and a real bill to end Obama hellcare would come out?

Good times, good times, lying times but good times.

Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at June 15, 2015 06:37 PM (TV9BR)

34 everything will get better once Jeb! is in the Oval Office...

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 15, 2015 06:37 PM (7vjeC)

35 This all ends badly.


Posted by: Garrett


Well, this middle part waiting for the end ain't so great either.

Who made this stupid movie, anyways?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at June 15, 2015 06:37 PM (RFeQD)

36 I will run with heart.

Posted by: !Jeb! at June 15, 2015 06:38 PM (W5DcG)

37 They really do think we're stupid.

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2015 06:35 PM (sdi6R)

Well... Based on past performance...

Posted by: Secundus at June 15, 2015 06:38 PM (RoB5k)

38 Corker has always been a RINO SOB. Lifetime ACY rating of 83 and 62 last year.


Youm would think TN could do better but both Senators from there are RINOs. .

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 15, 2015 06:38 PM (GpgJl)

39 My friends we have nothing to fear with a republican majority in the senate.

Posted by: John McCain, Card Carring Maverick at June 15, 2015 06:38 PM (TV9BR)

40 Bob Corker used to work for us.

Posted by: Acme Butt Plugs at June 15, 2015 06:39 PM (wAQA5)

41 A small percentage of deeply committed people can change the course of history. It's happened before.

just sayin

Posted by: Ghost of Patrick Henry at June 15, 2015 06:39 PM (XmOA9)

42 I will run with heart.

You'd best hurry, Jebster. They're at the Orpheum this Friday.

Don't know who's opening up for them...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 15, 2015 06:39 PM (0HooB)

43 I'll wager 500 quatloos that the newcomer, Jeb Douche, utters something stupid very soon.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at June 15, 2015 06:39 PM (RFeQD)

44 I can not for the life of me fathom why so many on the right can't process the fact that Obama was never negotiating a deal that would amount to a treaty requiring Senate ratification.

Corker's bill was awful (It hasn't been taken up in the House yet) but it was never going to be his crappy bill or a treaty ratification vote.

It was on this blog and everything....

http://minx.cc:1080/?post=356550

Posted by: DrewM. at June 15, 2015 06:39 PM (zwu5q)

45 >>>Here, let me piss in your mouth and tell you it's raining lemonade.

It's called a golden shower. I can see you're new to this.

Posted by: Barney Frank at June 15, 2015 06:40 PM (F1Z8f)

46 18
Ah, so you're one of those stupid conservatives I was talking about!!!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/oawysyu

Posted by: John Sununu at June 15, 2015 06:33 PM (l3LvV)



Sounds like Sununu would sit out the election if Rand Paul was the nominee.

Oh, and it's "Stupid Conservative's" according to the article. Three times. *facepalm*

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2015 06:40 PM (sdi6R)

47 You would think TN could do better but both Senators from there are RINOs. .


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party


I've got some bad news here. It's RINO's all the way down.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at June 15, 2015 06:41 PM (RFeQD)

48 "A small percentage of deeply committed people can change the course of history. It's happened before.

just sayin"

Yup

Posted by: Gay Rights Movement at June 15, 2015 06:41 PM (VPLuQ)

49 I miss Harry Reid.

Aim for the forehead.

Posted by: The Diabolical Workout Rubber Band of Doom at June 15, 2015 06:41 PM (8ZskC)

50 >>I can not for the life of me fathom why so many on the right can't process the fact that Obama was never negotiating a deal that would amount to a treaty requiring Senate ratification.

The end is near. I agree with Drew.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2015 06:42 PM (g1DWB)

51 They really do think we're stupid.


And they're laughing their asses off all the while.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 15, 2015 06:42 PM (0HooB)

52 I still believe the GOP can be saved, like we saved Nagasaki in WWII.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 15, 2015 06:42 PM (qg8UT)

53
"A small percentage of deeply committed people can change the course of history. It's happened before.



just sayin"

----------------

Yup

Posted by: trans genders at June 15, 2015 06:42 PM (TV9BR)

54 And they're laughing their asses off all the while.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 15, 2015 06:42 PM (0HooB)


Indeed. "You only need to fool enough of the people".

Besides, never underestimate the number of people who blame America first.

Posted by: just saying at June 15, 2015 06:44 PM (wkuqO)

55 A small percentage of deeply committed people can change the course of history. It's happened before.

Why does all this "historic change" everywhere keep making my life worse?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 15, 2015 06:44 PM (0HooB)

56 Sounds like Sununu would sit out the election if Rand Paul was the nominee.



Oh, and it's "Stupid Conservative's" according to the article. Three times. *facepalm*


Posted by: rickl


My faith in humanity is renewed. The Republicans truly remain......the Stoopid Party.

Okay, now let's play.....find the real conservative in the field. That's right, there AREN'T ANY!

Thanks for playing Johnny Sununu, what have we got for him tonight Bob?

Well, how about one of these killer excercise bands?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at June 15, 2015 06:45 PM (RFeQD)

57 Oh, please, THIS is why you abandoned the GOP, Ace? You've done that at least a half-dozen times in the past. Unable to separate the personal from the political, you actually take offense when a politician veers off your preferred path? Silly little rabbit.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 15, 2015 06:45 PM (2cS/G)

58 And this is the BS game they set up from the start, and they want it on trade deals, too.

Tie their own hands then tell us they're helpless to block the thing they really want but we don't.


Posted by: Harry Reid at June 15, 2015 06:45 PM (oVJmc)

59 Thanks DrewM., that clarified things a tiny bit.
Still doesn't make realities any better.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 15, 2015 06:46 PM (XmOA9)

60 "Instead, those tax revenues are in significant measure devoted to urban mass transit, which is to say, to a giant slush fund for big-city liberal pols to piss away to their cronies and union pals."
-Posted by: torquewrench at June 15, 2015 06:29 PM (noWW6)

As a smoker, whenever I describe Big Government policies to the L.I.V.'s, I talk about "Getting Cigarettes to The Poor!"

I pretend to "collect" from all the smokers and then on my way over to "The Poor", I drop every cigarette but one, as I hand it to "The Poor".

I then yell to all those who were forced to "contribute" that they just don't try hard enough and need to contribute more.

...this is the only "advantage" of being a smoker.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at June 15, 2015 06:46 PM (OQ9R7)

61 Voted for? Didn't he cowrite it? Or am I thinnking of someother jackass Republican?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at June 15, 2015 06:48 PM (q20+R)

62 Is there any mechanism by which this inverted filibuster can be stopped, like in the courts with an injunction?

You might have standing if an Iranian nuke takes out some of your relatives, but beyond that, I got nuthin'.

Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2015 06:48 PM (ZbV+0)

63 "A small percentage of deeply committed people can change the course of history. It's happened before."

Bout time.

Posted by: NAMBLA at June 15, 2015 06:49 PM (ArgkY)

64 Yup


Posted by: trans genders at June 15, 2015 06:42 PM (TV9BR)

Yup

Posted by: Gay Rights Movement at June 15, 2015 06:41 PM (VPLuQ

Why does all this "historic change" everywhere keep making my life worse?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 15, 2015 06:44 PM (0HooB)

See above. They own the field of battle uncontested.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 15, 2015 06:49 PM (XmOA9)

65 They turn the treaty clause upside down and thank goodness we can't read it or we might be upset they are running rough shod over our liberties.

Posted by: just saying at June 15, 2015 06:49 PM (wkuqO)

66 The Weather Channel says the biggest worry by the Military is Climate Change. The military is worried about and you should be too! Retired general Charles Jacoby is very worried, I guess.

Posted by: Colin at June 15, 2015 06:49 PM (eKMPT)

67 Before Corker went to DC he did a hell of a lot of good as Mayor of Chattanooga. But since parking his ass in the senate, he is pure establishment...bought and paid for! Sad to say I voted for him.

Posted by: tbd at June 15, 2015 06:50 PM (3eXn+)

68 66 The Weather Channel says the biggest worry by the Military is Climate Change. The military is worried about and you should be too! Retired general Charles Jacoby is very worried, I guess.
Posted by: Colin at June 15, 2015 06:49 PM (eKMPT)


The coast guard (is it still considered a service now that it is part of homeland security where they are cops with bigger guns) will have less coast line to cover.

Posted by: just saying at June 15, 2015 06:51 PM (wkuqO)

69 I told Mitch that I should be in charge of Failure Theatre because I was a theatre major. The result would be the same, but it would've been way more faaaaaaabulous.

Posted by: Lindsay Graham at June 15, 2015 06:52 PM (tgnRB)

70 Did he say, weapons deals ARE like a box of chocolates?

Posted by: huerfano at June 15, 2015 06:52 PM (bynk/)

71 How many last straws are there?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 15, 2015 06:53 PM (xSCb6)

72 "A small percentage of deeply committed people can change the course of history. It's happened before.



just sayin"



Yup

Posted by: Gay Rights Movement at June 15, 2015 06:41 PM (VPLuQ)

I know, right?

Posted by: ISIS at June 15, 2015 06:53 PM (ZbV+0)

73 "A small percentage of deeply committed people can change the course of history. It's happened before."

The world is aboot to see what we've been up to for so long, ay.

Posted by: Canada at June 15, 2015 06:55 PM (ArgkY)

74 Hello from the 19th century.

Thunderstorm suddenly rolled in over two hours ago and knocked power out. Waiting for power company to restore electricity.

No AC really stinks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2015 06:55 PM (cMIkI)

75 "I'm absolutely convinced that I will see a U. S. city wiped out by a nuclear weapon in my lifetime."
========

Well I hope it's one of the right ones!

Posted by: Michael Moore at June 15, 2015 06:56 PM (7Kbxu)

76 How many last straws are there?


Posted by: Burn the Witch

I got a whole box of 'em.

And here, this one broke a camel's back.

Wait! There's more!

Here, you can use these to make a straw man.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at June 15, 2015 06:56 PM (RFeQD)

77 ***loans Anna spare generator

Posted by: just saying at June 15, 2015 06:56 PM (wkuqO)

78 72 "A small percentage of deeply committed people can change the course of history. It's happened before.



just sayin"



Yup

Posted by: Gay Rights Movement at June 15, 2015 06:41 PM (VPLuQ)

I know, right?


Meh, it always ends up the same way.

Posted by: The Jacobins at June 15, 2015 06:56 PM (DHsnx)

79 I know, right?


Posted by: ISIS


Oh, strictly JayVee!

Posted by: Organizing for Obama or America, take your pick at June 15, 2015 06:57 PM (RFeQD)

80 No AC really stinks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2015 06:55 PM (cMIkI)



There's an app for that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 15, 2015 06:57 PM (8ZskC)

81 use the last straw to burn the barn....

Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 15, 2015 06:57 PM (hCdMd)

82 Suckers of cock!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 15, 2015 06:58 PM (rwI+c)

83 I saw The Buttplugs open up for Corker in 1984 at the Memphis Pyramid.

Posted by: scrood at June 15, 2015 06:58 PM (3b9U4)

84 "Ace ... are you now saying that sitting out an election, to protest the
GOP nominating a squish Democrat-lite candidate such as Mitt Romney, was
the correct thing to do?"

=========

What good did showing up last November and giving these assholes control of Congress do?

Posted by: Kensington at June 15, 2015 06:58 PM (7Kbxu)

85 I called Corker's office a couple years ago telling him I was through with him. I think it was immigration related, but he fcuks everything he touches so there's no telling. He and Lamar Alexander are apparently competing to see who can represent this deep red state the least conservatively.

Posted by: RLTW at June 15, 2015 06:58 PM (mJLvJ)

86 At least we have Mitch McConnel keeping his head about this.

Posted by: Yo! at June 15, 2015 06:59 PM (q+zA9)

87 I saw The Buttplugs open up for Corker in 1984 at the Memphis Pyramid.
Posted by: scrood

Barry and I open for The Buttplugs regularly.

Posted by: Lindsay Graham at June 15, 2015 06:59 PM (tgnRB)

88 Leave the barn, burn the idiots and the hysterics.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 15, 2015 06:59 PM (2cS/G)

89 Whig Party Rules!

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Posted by: Bob Corker Fan at June 15, 2015 06:59 PM (q52Ma)

90 Suckers of cock!


Posted by: Grump928(C)


Or is that.....suckers of Corker? Hi, Bob Corker here, and I just screwed my state and much of the country.

Wanna suck my dick? It's very tasty. And I promise I won't do that thing in your mouth.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at June 15, 2015 07:00 PM (RFeQD)

91 Hey remember how we were told here that we needed to vote for the republicans so they could win the senate? Because you see John Boehner was actually passing good bills in the house and it was Harry Reid that was holding them up in the senate. And with Harry Reid no longer running the senate all those good bills would finally be voted on in the senate forcing the dem senators to vote for against and actually forcing Obama to veto them.

Yeah still waiting to see that happen.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 15, 2015 07:00 PM (z/Ubi)

92 74 Hello from the 19th century.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2015 06:55 PM (cMIkI)



You posted that comment by telegraph?

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2015 07:00 PM (sdi6R)

93 I suck young cocks but don't want to spend 3.5 million to pay them off so keep this on the down low.

Posted by: hairy asshole reid at June 15, 2015 07:01 PM (wkuqO)

94 Isn't Corker the dude who helped Harry Reid "help the children"?

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 15, 2015 07:01 PM (qg8UT)

95 Here's my question though, if you can call a treaty a not-treaty, and if it's not ratified by the supermajority as a treaty, what keeps the next Senate and President from repudiating this one, or repealing it as just a law, since it's not involving international law?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 15, 2015 07:01 PM (rwI+c)

96 Can't remember- Is it clowns to the left and jokers to the right? Oh and some quote about so busy squabbling over scraps.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2015 07:02 PM (LW4Ug)

97 Someguy,

You were banned before, but you've snuck back.

And once again: You post nothing but shit-stirring.

First and final warning: You are about to be banned.

You are a stupidly rancid fuck and always have been, but I'll demand you be a polite stupid fuck.

Or you are welcome to fuck off for another ten year ban.



Posted by: ace at June 15, 2015 07:03 PM (PA7DS)

98 ... --- ...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2015 07:03 PM (cMIkI)

99 95 the problem as I see it is getting the votes and signatures to do that. Republican president is unlikely to see a bill to do so either.

Republican house voted umpteen times to repeal obama care, so when they get the senate they can vote to fully fund it to September. This so the new hires will have time to covert to the establishment way of thinking.

Posted by: hairy asshole reid at June 15, 2015 07:04 PM (wkuqO)

100 And anyone who keeps supporting these liars deserves all they get.


Well said but lets face it, the GOP is chalk full of LIVs who vote for whom they are told.

Posted by: Anti-socialist at June 15, 2015 07:04 PM (+kznc)

101 But shouldn't we support Corker if he's the most electable republican on the ballot?

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 15, 2015 07:06 PM (qg8UT)

102 Hope for a Jeb victory. Maybe it will finally splot the party.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at June 15, 2015 07:06 PM (j2FM9)

103 I just found a old Whig Party song...It should make us recall Whig Party Glory!

Tip and Ty

"What's the cause of this commotion, motion, motion,
Our country through?
It is the ball a-rolling on

For Tippecanoe and Tyler too.
For Tippecanoe and Tyler too.
And with them we'll beat little Van, Van, Van,
Van is a used up man.
And with them we'll beat little Van."

Geeze it is about as lame as the medern Whip Party is, I mean GOPe is...dare I say Jeb! like.

Posted by: William Eaton at June 15, 2015 07:06 PM (q52Ma)

104 Or is that.....suckers of Corker? Hi, Bob Corker here, and I just screwed my state and much of the country.

Wanna suck my dick? It's very tasty. And I promise I won't do that thing in your mouth.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America

Oh put a cork in it

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 15, 2015 07:07 PM (3mTLw)

105 Jeb!
Aaaaaaaa-aaaaaaah!
He'll save every one of us!!!!!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at June 15, 2015 07:07 PM (q20+R)

106 Baltimore Sun:

She said officers are in trying to "jive their training with the charges that were brought"
by State's Attorney Marilyn Mosby against the six officers in the Gray
case.

What does that mean?? "Jive" I must be missing something.

Posted by: Colin at June 15, 2015 07:07 PM (eKMPT)

107 Colin you don't speak jive?

Posted by: hairy asshole reid at June 15, 2015 07:08 PM (wkuqO)

108 Did NAACP blackball Rachel ?

Posted by: seamrog at June 15, 2015 07:08 PM (lWySc)

109 97 Someguy,

You were banned before, but you've snuck back.

And once again: You post nothing but shit-stirring.

First and final warning: You are about to be banned.

You are a stupidly rancid fuck and always have been, but I'll demand you be a polite stupid fuck.

Or you are welcome to fuck off for another ten year ban.



Posted by: ace at June 15, 2015 07:03 PM (PA7DS)


And kiss the Ban Hammer. And tell it your sorry.

Posted by: Canada at June 15, 2015 07:08 PM (ArgkY)

110 I really don't like stalkerish (negative) fanbois like someguy who insist on fantasizing a far more personal relationship with me than they really have.

someguy thinks he's in the middle of working out an eight year argument he's been having with me.

This cloying assumption of some kind of personal relationship -- even if a negative, hostile one -- is weird and freaky.

Who the fuck are people like someguy, and can't they fantasize a relationship with someone more prominent than me?

Posted by: ace at June 15, 2015 07:08 PM (PA7DS)

111 Actually it was a mistake...I meant to say "Whig" instead of "Whip", but a better description of the GOPe is the "Whipped Party". That is what I feel like when I stupidly support this mess...I get whipped. Just whip it whip it real good...

Posted by: William Eaton at June 15, 2015 07:09 PM (q52Ma)

112 67 Before Corker went to DC he did a hell of a lot of good as Mayor of Chattanooga. But since parking his ass in the senate, he is pure establishment...bought and paid for! Sad to say I voted for him.
Posted by: tbd at June 15, 2015 06:50 PM (3eXn+)


When they are local they do well. But as soon as they go to DC they go native.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 15, 2015 07:09 PM (3mTLw)

113 Whatevs. Ted Cruz is a traitor to the Cause. Rick Perry was Al Gore's butt-buddy back when Al was just getting started, Rand Paul is a whack-a-doodle like his dad, Scott Walker is also a traitor to the cause somehow, and everyone else is just nuts. Still, any one of them would be better than entrenching more True Liberals in the Presidency.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 15, 2015 07:09 PM (2cS/G)

114 >>Here's my question though, if you can call a treaty a not-treaty, and if it's not ratified by the supermajority as a treaty, what keeps the next Senate and President from repudiating this one, or repealing it as just a law, since it's not involving international law?

The same thing that bound Obama from making unilateral decisions to ease sanctions against Iran previously, nothing. This was never a treaty situation requiring Senate ratification.

This ship sailed long ago even if some are just discovering it now.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2015 07:09 PM (g1DWB)

115 Are you banning someguy for his comments or his standards?

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 15, 2015 07:10 PM (qg8UT)

116 >>>what keeps the next Senate and President from repudiating this one, or repealing it as just a law, since it's not involving international law?

you'd need the senate and president to vote togehter, however -- an increasingly unlikely circumstance.

Posted by: ace at June 15, 2015 07:10 PM (PA7DS)

117 There is not one R candidate out there pounding the fact that Congress has surrendered the Treaty power. My dogs has a better platform to run on. Step on my territory and I'll bite your ass.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2015 07:11 PM (LW4Ug)

118 i'm watching Rocky III

it's awesome

Posted by: ace at June 15, 2015 07:12 PM (PA7DS)

119 Corker was a GOPe when he was mayor of Chattanooga. BUT he did beat the Golden Black from Memphis, Harold Ford, Jr.



Stopping Ford was worth anything, he was the Obama of the time, on his way to the White House. He dad was a crooked congressman, and he also was.



http://tinyurl.com/pvuayl8

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 15, 2015 07:12 PM (0FSuD)

120 oh sure the fight choreography is absurd, but man, the story just makes you hate Clubber Lang and root for Rocky (and Apollo).

Posted by: ace at June 15, 2015 07:12 PM (PA7DS)

121 Who the fuck are people like someguy, and can't they fantasize a relationship with someone more prominent than me?

Posted by: ace at June 15, 2015 07:08 PM (PA7DS)


You are the mostest famous person we know. Even Rush mentions you.

Posted by: just saying at June 15, 2015 07:13 PM (wkuqO)

122 I can't bring myself to vote for a democrat.
Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: ALH at June 15, 2015 07:13 PM (btTLZ)

123 All the GOP needs is a steady supply of folks who are so afraid of the Democrats they will vote for any turdpimple the GOP shoves onstage.

It works until it doesn't.

Posted by: eman at June 15, 2015 07:13 PM (wdhFE)

124
You ain't so bad, you ain't so bad!

Posted by: Rocky Taunts You at June 15, 2015 07:13 PM (PA7DS)

125 Is Rocky III the one where he rescues POW's from Vietnam?

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 15, 2015 07:13 PM (qg8UT)

126 11Still, any one of them would be better than entrenching more True Liberals in the Presidency.
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 15, 2015 07:0

I doubt it. Any of the GOPe you mentioned would never pull the EOs this dickhead has. The next senate will be democratic controlled. It will be gridlock at best, total cave in at the worst

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 15, 2015 07:14 PM (3mTLw)

127 >>>You are the mostest famous person we know. Even Rush mentions you.

that may actually be true but being a Famous Blogger is like being a top-100 bowler, as Glenn Reynolds said.

Posted by: ace at June 15, 2015 07:14 PM (PA7DS)

128 I predict pain.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at June 15, 2015 07:14 PM (0cMkb)

129 All the Democrats need is for conservative pussies to bail out, then the whole country can be as rich and bountiful as Detroit.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 15, 2015 07:14 PM (2cS/G)

130 So, obama's Iran deal was never going to be a treaty. What was the upside of Corker's legislation as opposed to simply letting obama take all te responsibility himself?

Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2015 07:15 PM (ZbV+0)

131 Rocky III is the one where he rescues POWs from Vienna.

The 1980s were a confusing time.

Posted by: what with the cocaine and all at June 15, 2015 07:15 PM (Un9hK)

132 Speaking of the contemptuous assholes masquerading as our betters...

THE GOP is going to take another vote on the trade bill tomorrow. Shades of TARP.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 15, 2015 07:15 PM (uctT+)

133 Heh...

Sideshow Bob sued Howard University for discriminating against her for being...white.

Smoking Gun

Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 15, 2015 07:15 PM (kmtse)

134 Ace, if I was 30 years younger, I would chase after you.



Posted by: ALH at June 15, 2015 07:15 PM (btTLZ)

135 Some people just thrive on being internet assholes.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at June 15, 2015 07:15 PM (q20+R)

136 that may actually be true but being a Famous Blogger is like being a top-100 bowler, as Glenn Reynolds said.
-----------------

The Dude Abides, man!

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at June 15, 2015 07:15 PM (bA+CL)

137 Jive in this case means things, the charges, make no sense.

As opposed to Barbara Billingsly speaking jive.

So don't be a turkey you hear and keep everything on the down low.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2015 07:16 PM (cMIkI)

138 110 I really don't like stalkerish (negative) fanbois like someguy who insist on fantasizing a far more personal relationship with me than they really have.

someguy thinks he's in the middle of working out an eight year argument he's been having with me.

This cloying assumption of some kind of personal relationship -- even if a negative, hostile one -- is weird and freaky.

Who the fuck are people like someguy, and can't they fantasize a relationship with someone more prominent than me?

Posted by: ace at June 15, 2015 07:08 PM (PA7DS)

______________________________

Sometimes I think my cat feels the same way about me.

Posted by: CozMark at June 15, 2015 07:16 PM (ArgkY)

139 Yesterday someone (I forget who & it doesn't matter) was rating the GOP field and was going on about who would preserve the GOP "brand."

The GOP brand is for shit.

Posted by: Y-not at June 15, 2015 07:16 PM (RWGcK)

140 You are the mostest famous person we know. Even Rush mentions you.


Yup. After he did that, we started getting German spam. I saw some on the previous thread. I don't know what it said, but still.

No more cheap Chinese spam for us, no sir. We're moving on up!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 15, 2015 07:16 PM (0HooB)

141 ***"All the Democrats need is for conservative pussies to bail out, then the whole country can be as rich and bountiful as Detroit.


Posted by: Lincolntf at June 15, 2015 07:14 PM (2cS/G)"***


Yeah, you keep fucking that chicken, Sport.


Maybe Romney will reconsider and you can be happy again.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 15, 2015 07:16 PM (xSCb6)

142 This is the standard operating procedure now for the GOP. Just as the TPA was being introduced a bunch of RINOs including McConnel signed an amicus brief supporting the lawsuit against Obama's amnesty. This tells me that the GOP will give Obama immigration authorities in the TPP.

Posted by: Wigglesworth at June 15, 2015 07:16 PM (z8IzG)

143 Hey little lady, why don't you come over here and i'll show you a real man... i bet you get sad in bed at night dreamin ' about having a real man...


Posted by: Clubber Lang at June 15, 2015 07:16 PM (PA7DS)

144 You prefer Obama to Romney?

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 15, 2015 07:16 PM (2cS/G)

145 So, obama's Iran deal was never going to be a
treaty. What was the upside of Corker's legislation as opposed to simply
letting obama take all te responsibility himself?


Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2015 07:15 PM (ZbV+0)



Bipartisanship! The media won't call him names any more! They won't say that Republicans are blocking anything from being done! Winning!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at June 15, 2015 07:17 PM (q20+R)

146 129 All the Democrats need is for conservative pussies to bail out, then the whole country can be as rich and bountiful as Detroit.
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 15, 2015 07:1

The Democrats get what they want either way. The only thing that varies is how long it takes.

The real cowards are the ones who can't face their fear of the Democrats and demand the GOP be something better than what it is.

Posted by: eman at June 15, 2015 07:17 PM (wdhFE)

147 Life-long bachelor Glenn Reynolds?

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 15, 2015 07:17 PM (qg8UT)

148 I would hope if every conservative is as pissed off at the establishment rinos didn't vote would not they lose their base. The base sends most of the small money in too.

I don't know if they would learn a lesson, i fear not but at least we would have genuine democrats representing us and not frauds.

Posted by: just saying at June 15, 2015 07:18 PM (wkuqO)

149 It will be gridlock at best, total cave in at the worst

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 15, 2015 07:14 PM (3mTLw)

Which means we are lost...the union is lost....the society is lost....the world will descend into even more chaos.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 15, 2015 07:18 PM (Zu3d9)

150 Who the fuck are people like someguy, and can't they fantasize a relationship with someone more prominent than me?

Posted by: ace at June 15, 2015 07:08 PM




Hell ace your open bloggers have stalkers. WeirdDave has someone that never posts a comment anywhere else except his weekend threads to tell him it's a crappy thread. Now that's creepy.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 15, 2015 07:18 PM (z/Ubi)

151 >>that may actually be true but being a Famous Blogger is like being a top-100 bowler, as Glenn Reynolds said.

Most of them wear spandex and have bad hygiene.

I said and.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 15, 2015 07:19 PM (g1DWB)

152 Clubber Lang, you probably took too many steroids to be a real man any more.
Give me a Geek any day.

Posted by: ALH at June 15, 2015 07:20 PM (btTLZ)

153 >>>Hell ace your open bloggers have stalkers. WeirdDave has someone that never posts a comment anywhere else except his weekend threads to tell him it's a crappy thread. Now that's creepy.

i really do not like such people.

the idea of someone whose life is so empty and static -- NOTHING going on -- that they derive joy from trolling comments...

Posted by: ace at June 15, 2015 07:21 PM (PA7DS)

154 Ace: "I'll demand you be a polite stupid fuck."

I asked a polite question. I once suggested, to much attack from you personally, that sitting out an election and not voting for Democrat-lite Mitt Romney was a reasonable strategy for getting the Democrat Party moles out of our Republican Party.

You are now saying that you're done with the Republican Party. To which I'm asking a reasonable question, as politely as can be asked on the internet

Polite Question: Ace, does your abandonment of the Republican Party mean you are going to vote for Hillary Clinton, or, does it mean that you are not going to support the candidate running against Hillary in the next Presidential election and are instead going to sit out the next election, like I did in the last election?"

Seems like a reasonable question, asked politely.

You are now at the point politically that I've been encouraging you to get to for 4 years. The place I got to 4 years ago. You've now caught up to me and have now realized what the con is.

What is your plan for counteracting the Democrat moles who have taken over the Republican Party? Is it to start a new party? What's the plan now that you've wised up to the game?

Are you just quitting politics, or what?

Posted by: someguy at June 15, 2015 07:21 PM (3z91g)

155 All the Democrats need is for conservative pussies to bail out, then the whole country can be as rich and bountiful as Detroit.

There is no path from here to rich and bountiful. There is only the question of how we go about recognizing our poverty, ending our debts, and start rebuilding.

Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2015 07:21 PM (ZbV+0)

156 Yeah, right. You people have inflated the "GOPe" into something so fantastically powerful and impervious that a simple thing like a vote could never touch them. Eric Cantor is on line one for comment....

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 15, 2015 07:21 PM (2cS/G)

157 Hell ace your open bloggers have stalkers. WeirdDave has someone that never posts a comment anywhere else except his weekend threads to tell him it's a crappy thread. Now that's creepy.
Posted by: Buzzion

Moody's recommends going long on replacement bunnehs.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 15, 2015 07:21 PM (tgnRB)

158 Posted by: Buzzion at June 15, 2015 07:18 PM (z/Ubi)

We need to start stalking the stalkers....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 15, 2015 07:21 PM (Zu3d9)

159 2016 - R's lose the Senate. R lose enough of the House to lose all votes( Hell , they are losing them with a majority). Candidate R wins the WH- well we can't do anything because we only control 1/3.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2015 07:21 PM (LW4Ug)

160 Hell ace your open bloggers have stalkers. WeirdDave
has someone that never posts a comment anywhere else except his weekend
threads to tell him it's a crappy thread. Now that's creepy.

Posted by: Buzzion at June 15, 2015 07:18 PM (z/Ubi)



Oh yes, I agree. I find that guy to be super creepy.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at June 15, 2015 07:22 PM (q20+R)

161 I really don't like stalkerish (negative) fanbois like someguy who insist on fantasizing a far more personal relationship with me than they really have.

someguy thinks he's in the middle of working out an eight year argument he's been having with me.

This cloying assumption of some kind of personal relationship -- even if a negative, hostile one -- is weird and freaky.

Who the fuck are people like someguy, and can't they fantasize a relationship with someone more prominent than me?

Posted by: ace


Yeah, we hate people like that don't we Ace?. BTW did you get my email about coming to my niece's wedding? She's excited about meeting you.

Posted by: Daybrother at June 15, 2015 07:22 PM (h4czN)

162 Ace I've said it before...you are like the f'in Batman! People sue to get your identity, and lose! That's some shit right there.

Very sad that it also attracts the idiots of the Internet. But you are our furry little celebrity nonetheless.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at June 15, 2015 07:22 PM (bA+CL)

163 You can't train him to this Jungle-Junk Music.

Posted by: The Highly Problematic Paulie at June 15, 2015 07:23 PM (PA7DS)

164 The GOP talks a good game to get the votes to get the power, but once they have the power they use it just enough to keep it.

They are playing us for chumps.

Reject them and their lies.

Or are you too afraid?

Posted by: eman at June 15, 2015 07:24 PM (wdhFE)

165 We might as well ask which of the COBs or commenters don't have a stalker.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2015 07:25 PM (cMIkI)

166 If I had to stalk one of the co-bloggers it would be DrewM, I think he's the most likely to shout at someone to get off his lawn, then shoot them, which would be exciting.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 15, 2015 07:26 PM (qg8UT)

167 What is it with these guys?

Someone bigger than Obama has got to be pulling the strings on this deal because the GOPe is knee deep in them lovin' some war with Iran so a treaty with no opposition makes zero sense.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 15, 2015 07:26 PM (oFCZn)

168 This is interesting--and disturbing. I wasn't aware there was even any controversy about police behavior in the Waco biker incident.

https://tinyurl.com/pcdouk2

/hat tip Instapundit

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2015 07:26 PM (sdi6R)

169 I asked a polite question.
Posted by: someguy


You were told to leave. Polite people leave when told.

You are not polite.

You are a sociopath.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 15, 2015 07:27 PM (uctT+)

170 >>> someguy thinks he's in the middle of working out an eight year argument he's been having with me. -- Ace
>>> Posted by: someguy at June 15, 2015 07:21 PM (3z91g)

*crank dials someguy's number*someguy: uh hellocrank caller: Is this a chinese restaurant? I'd like the cream of someguy!*hangs up*
*Repeats ad nauseum till someguy stops bothering Ace*

Posted by: Morons creeping out the creepsters at June 15, 2015 07:27 PM (hvf9s)

171 "Someone bigger than Obama has got to be pulling the strings on this deal..."

ValJar

Posted by: Daybrother at June 15, 2015 07:27 PM (h4czN)

172 "The real cowards are the ones who can't face their fear of the Democrats and demand the GOP be something better than what it is."
========

Now THAT is a damn fine comeback!

Posted by: Kensington at June 15, 2015 07:27 PM (7Kbxu)

173 Makes me sick to my stomach what is going on with Iran. They should all be shot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 15, 2015 07:27 PM (rDqRv)

174 Yeah, if you don't vote for Hillary! it's because you're too afraid of Conservatives. What tangle webs we weave when we first we practice to be insufferable dumbasses. Something like that.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 15, 2015 07:28 PM (2cS/G)

175 Christine O'Donnell:ace::ace:someguy


Math!

Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at June 15, 2015 07:28 PM (Q819Q)

176 Pukes like Corker have engineered a political blunder of epic proportions. Congrats you assholes, you have blown up your base. Republicans can go fuck themselves.

Posted by: Daninmichigan at June 15, 2015 07:28 PM (QGXCV)

177 Ok let's try that formatting again...

*crank dials someguy's number*

someguy: uh hello

crank caller: Is this a
chinese restaurant? I'd like the cream of someguy!

*hangs up*

*Repeats ad nauseum till someguy stops bothering Ace*

Posted by: Morons creeping out the creepsters at June 15, 2015 07:28 PM (hvf9s)

178 Fuck them all. Fuck them all in the ass. Anybody who votes for or supports rubio has my utter contempt. He lied about his support about amnesty and promptly switched sides. He must be punished to encourage the others. I will me never vote for that liar. Please, please don't send him up for the general election. Instead, let it be written that one of the most promising politicians on the right shit the bed by lying to the base right out of the gate. If that lying sob crawled across a field of burning coals with his hair on fire, I wouldn't piss on him even if I was dancing in line for a urinal. I can't express my anger and hatred for that piece of shit. McCain (who I despise with the heat of a thousand suns) is a statesman next to rubio.

Posted by: Slackmac at June 15, 2015 07:29 PM (mG3Qj)

179 The GOP talks a good game to get the votes to get the power, but once they have the power they use it just enough to keep it.


IMO,it's not that they're using just enough of their power, it's that they're not using it to make anyone's life better, or to stop the leftards from destroying our way of life.

These political creatures seem incapable of relating to anyone else, nor do they seem able to put themselves in anyone else's position.

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 15, 2015 07:29 PM (0HooB)

180 Party of Sharpton or Bust!

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 15, 2015 07:29 PM (2cS/G)

181 This place is the premier hangout for the mentally unwell.

MUMR's psychiatrist essentially prescribed this place for him to work out his various manias and hallucinations.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 15, 2015 07:30 PM (oFCZn)

182 any one of them would be better than entrenching more True Liberals

Better than a turd sandwich was never sufficient, now it's enabling.

Posted by: DaveA at June 15, 2015 07:31 PM (DL2i+)

183 170 177

I got it the first time. Formatting was a marginal improvement.

Posted by: CozMark at June 15, 2015 07:31 PM (ArgkY)

184 165 We may as well ask which of the COBs or commenters don't have a stalker.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2015 07:25 PM (cMIkI)
---
*raises hand*

Gotta be honest, I feel a bit slighted.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 15, 2015 07:31 PM (jR7Wy)

185 Mr T did a nice job in Rocky 3. He was a very believable badass.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 15, 2015 07:31 PM (IgrDg)

186 Party of Sharpton or Bust!
Posted by: Lincolntf

PARTY OF SHARPTON OR BUST?

Posted by: Rev Al at June 15, 2015 07:31 PM (tgnRB)

187 Heck I have a guy who shows up on my little blog exclusively to tell me I suck and that what I posted is junk, without explaining anything.

Pretty easy to ignore, really.

I don't think Someguy really is a crazed stalker, just a guy who doesn't take no for an answer heh.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 15, 2015 07:31 PM (39g3+)

188 Jeb, Huckster, and all the other Top Men will work assiduously to fix this faulty treaty, I'm sure.

Heh. "Fix". Just like they fixed ObamaCare. And the Stimulus. And the nationalization of the economy. And the concentration of power in the executive branch, with myriad "Executive Orders".

Posted by: MTF at June 15, 2015 07:31 PM (DkJ4E)

189 Christine O'Donnell:ace::ace:someguy Math! Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at June 15, 2015 07:28 PM (Q819Q)


There was a time when a young ewok's fancies turned to thoughts of love over Marco Rrrrrrubio's garbage...alas, we all must grow up someday and get over childhood crushes.

Posted by: Morons creeping out the creepsters at June 15, 2015 07:32 PM (hvf9s)

190 Yeah, right. You people have inflated the "GOPe" into something so fantastically powerful and impervious that a simple thing like a vote could never touch them. Eric Cantor is on line one for comment....
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 15, 2015 07:21 PM (2cS/G)

******

Thad Cochran on line two for you, Sport.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 15, 2015 07:32 PM (mG3Qj)

191 This is interesting--and disturbing. I wasn't aware there was even any
controversy about police behavior in the Waco biker incident.


There was a story a couple of days later that part of the bail offer was getting all the bikers to sign a waiver indicating they wouldn't sue the cops for *something*. There was probably a reason for that.

Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2015 07:32 PM (ZbV+0)

192 Here's a clue, the next President will be either a Democrat or a Republican. Choose wisely.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 15, 2015 07:32 PM (2cS/G)

193 "You prefer Obama to Romney?"


Considering that Obama's done, that's an unsurprisingly stupid question.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 15, 2015 07:33 PM (xSCb6)

194 Here's a clue, the next President will be either a Democrat or a Republican. Choose wisely. Posted by: Lincolntf at June 15, 2015 07:32 PM (2cS/G)

*walks away neglected charlie brown style*

Posted by: Ralph Nader, missed me yet?! at June 15, 2015 07:34 PM (hvf9s)

195 I have a guy who shows up on my little blog exclusively to tell me I
suck and that what I posted is junk, without explaining anything.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 15, 2015 07:31 PM (39g3+)

Hell, we can do that here for free (and often do.... ).

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 15, 2015 07:34 PM (Zu3d9)

196 ***"Here's a clue, the next President will be either a Democrat or a Republican. Choose wisely."***


And yet their results will be the same.


You're the last person to be offering clues here.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 15, 2015 07:34 PM (xSCb6)

197 The D's just got the biggest feckin gift of a political cycle. Majority of people reject obamatrade, and who killed I?. Why the D's of course. Run on that you stupid feckin R's.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 15, 2015 07:35 PM (LW4Ug)

198 So yes or no, Witchbag? You didn't answer the stupid question. Are you pleased with Obama's Presidency compared to a hypothetical Romney Presidency?

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 15, 2015 07:35 PM (2cS/G)

199 184 Me too. Where does one scrape up one of these stalker thingies?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 15, 2015 07:35 PM (tzeQz)

200 The German newspaper Bild publishes an accounting of western governments description of Edward Snowden's perfidy and espionage. Shorter version "agents in place have been targeted and killed".

http://bit.ly/1KTPnXI

Posted by: MTF at June 15, 2015 07:35 PM (DkJ4E)

201 125 Is Rocky III the one where he rescues POW's from Vietnam?

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 15, 2015 07:13 PM (qg8UT)


Nah, I think it's the one where he has to enter an arm-wrestling competition to save his son from being thrown into a volcano (played by Brian Dennehy).

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 15, 2015 07:35 PM (l3LvV)

202 Here's a clue, the next President will be either a Democrat or a Republican a Progressive.

FIFY.

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2015 07:36 PM (sdi6R)

203 170 >>> someguy thinks he's in the middle of working out an eight year argument he's been having with me. -- Ace
>>> Posted by: someguy at June 15, 2015 07:21 PM (3z91g)

*crank dials someguy's number*someguy: uh hellocrank caller: Is this a chinese restaurant? I'd like the cream of someguy!*hangs up*
*Repeats ad nauseum till someguy stops bothering Ace*
Posted by: Morons creeping out the creepsters at June 15, 2015 07:27 PM (hvf9s)

------
I would imagine an Ace or Cob prank call to be more like Gunnery Sgt Hartman

Actually go over to You Tooob and search "R Lee Ermey prank call" for a good laugh

Posted by: lurking lurker at June 15, 2015 07:36 PM (/xCkt)

204 Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 15, 2015 07:34 PM (xSCb6)

What makes your opinion any better than his?

Posted by: Cruzinator at June 15, 2015 07:36 PM (rxtQa)

205 Posted by: Daybrother at June 15, 2015 07:22 PM (h4czN)

lol

So what's the alternative? I've told the GOP and the TX GOP to fuck off, no more money. Other than dumping more cash than Rove and the Chamber of Commerce into other states primaries, I don't see a solution.

Posted by: ryukyu at June 15, 2015 07:37 PM (j29PP)

206 You can have mine All Hail Eris. Really.

Hour three without power.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2015 07:37 PM (cMIkI)

207 I know, reducing everything to "they're all the same!" makes for easy argument, but is useless idiotic blather in the context of Elections.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 15, 2015 07:38 PM (2cS/G)

208 @106 corruption of the nautical maneuver to "jibe" which became a colloquialism to mean to reconcile, or get in accord.
But most don't sail, and like a misheard lyric, the low information masses began to hear "jive" for "jibe" and so a new colloquialism was born (albeit a bastardization).
But it won't matter when the Iranian nuke hits.

Posted by: NYC Parent at June 15, 2015 07:38 PM (etu4W)

209 Here's a clue, the next President will be a Progressive.

Posted by: rickl

Si.

Posted by: 30 Million Dreamers, votin' in yer elections at June 15, 2015 07:39 PM (tgnRB)

210 And there was rejoicing, alleluia amen thank you...

Power is back on.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 15, 2015 07:39 PM (cMIkI)

211 I don't understand the people who get banned then insist on coming back under different hashes. I'm not talking accidental banning (and we know that happens), I'm talking "you're an asshole, you're banned" banning.


Though maybe the asshole thing explains it well enough.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at June 15, 2015 07:39 PM (q20+R)

212 The GOP brand is for shit.
Posted by: Y-not at June 15, 2015 07

It's worse than that, I wouldn't use it as fertilizer

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 15, 2015 07:39 PM (PqGIo)

213 19
Has everyone in Washington been compromised by the mob? Really, its like everyone is paying protection money/favors.

Posted by: mbruce at June 15, 2015 06:33 PM (YtWJn)

Dirty laundry; It's the Brrrama Way. Dirty laundry, That's how he got his senate seat.After one is elected he or she is taken to the special bath house for initiation, with that, their electorate is washed away. Or as Harry said out with the old in with the new.

Posted by: Ralph at June 15, 2015 07:40 PM (Ik+Dg)

214 about police behavior in the Waco biker incident.

So they grabbed everybody wearing colors in the county and didn't have any more shootings. Worth it.

Posted by: DaveA at June 15, 2015 07:40 PM (DL2i+)

215 "I really don't like stalkerish (negative) fanbois like someguy who insist on fantasizing a far more personal relationship with me than they really have. "

I don't care to have a relationship with you, Ace. I'm just curious whether your political commentary can rise up to the level of solution advocacy, instead of just petty bitchiness.

You seem to want to have a hand in controlling how the country goes from where it is to where you think it should be, and I would just say to you that if you want to play a part in that, you have to start advocating solutions and strategies instead of just bitching about whatever Melissa Perry Harris said on MSNBC yesterday and lamenting for the thousandth time about how liberals run the Washington Post unfairly.

There is a way to exercise power in the United States and you seem to be frustrated that you have none, but you also seem strangely uninterested in determining the methods by which power is exercised and participating in the wielding of those effective methodologies.

That seems strangely unintelligent for someone of your bent.

I'm just trying to figure out if you're an internet crank, or someone who would actually like to talk about how people wield power and how those methods can be used to destroy the Democrat Party.

Posted by: someguy at June 15, 2015 07:40 PM (3z91g)

216 Mr T did a nice job in Rocky 3. He was a very believable badass.

I pity the Moo.

Posted by: Mr. T at June 15, 2015 07:41 PM (W5DcG)

217
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 15, 2015 07:21 PM (2cS/G)

******

Thad Cochran on line two for you, Sport.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at June 15, 2015 07:32 PM (mG3Qj

Where is Zombie Arlen Spector or Douche nozzle Jim Jeffords when you need them

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 15, 2015 07:43 PM (PqGIo)

218 I hear the whoosh of a glorious Ban Hammer.

Posted by: CozMark at June 15, 2015 07:44 PM (ArgkY)

219 So they grabbed everybody wearing colors in the county and didn't have any more shootings. Worth it.

Well, they apparently murdered a couple of guys for no reason at all, but cops are just government scum, so no reason to expect any better behavior from them, right?

Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2015 07:44 PM (ZbV+0)

220 Posted by: Daybrother at June 15, 2015 07:22 PM (h4czN)

lol

So what's the alternative? I've told the GOP and the TX GOP to fuck off, no more money. Other than dumping more cash than Rove and the Chamber of Commerce into other states primaries, I don't see a solution.
Posted by: ryukyu


Honestly, I've been thinking about it for a couple of days and I reckon that it will work like this: Being in power in DC is now such an other worldly experience what with the unlimited sex, drugs and power that it will only get worse. As World financial excesses continue cash will be outlawed so the central banks can try and control the Western economies. The Middle and Lower classes will have the screws turned tighter and tighter until we move into the Civil War phase and then the Emperor and Empire phase. Of course it is more likely that people like Corker cause the deaths of millions of people in a thermonuclear fire first. WW III could make anything happen at this point. There's really no telling.

Posted by: Daybrother at June 15, 2015 07:46 PM (h4czN)

221 "Who the fuck are people like someguy, and can't they fantasize a relationship with someone more prominent than me?"

Some call it a parasocial relationship. A real thing, evidently, and frighteningly common.

Posted by: Doomed at June 15, 2015 07:48 PM (bGLSw)

222 Hell, we can do that here for free (and often do...

I wouldn't know what to do without the regular abuse!

As for the GOPe, they have enough power with the funds to crush opponents. In a sense I understand: these upstart primary challengers are after their jobs after all. But that's what the people are demanding and the 'e' won't listen.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 15, 2015 07:48 PM (39g3+)

223 Can we take solace in the fact that we, as conservatives, are tough as steel, we keep coming back for more? Our backs are riddled with scars.

My first was, "read my lips, no new taxes." But one of my favorites was, well, almost everything John McCain ever said.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 15, 2015 07:48 PM (A98Xu)

224 "anyone who keeps supporting these liars deserves all they get"

Yeah, but the rest of us are gonna get it too. Good and hard.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 15, 2015 07:49 PM (YFw5T)

225 _Laura Ingram, tonight, said the electorate does not want Bush (establishment candidate) and that if it happens the Party, in the future, will find a new way to elect a candidate such as a one day winner take all vote. [Eliminating the big money PAC steamroll]


That's a masterful understatement.



Posted by: Ralph at June 15, 2015 07:49 PM (Ik+Dg)

226 Upside down times. Today the pundits congratulated Steve Kerr for lying and criticized LeBron for telling the truth.

Even competent honest people would not be able to solve our problems. With these lying idiot crapweasels it's just going to end more quickly. They think they are going to end up with more control when it breaks, but they won't. 10 years from now the US will be as peaceful as the middle east is now.

Posted by: simplemind at June 15, 2015 07:51 PM (BTnAK)

227 45 >>>Here, let me piss in your mouth and tell you it's raining

It's called a golden shower. I can see you're new to this.
Posted by: Barney Frank at June 15, 2015 06:40 PM (F1Z8f)

Bobby Brown and the Towers of Powers

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 15, 2015 07:52 PM (PqGIo)

228 ***"So yes or no, Witchbag? You didn't answer the stupid question."***


And watch me refuse to answer your stupid question a second time.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 15, 2015 07:53 PM (xSCb6)

229
***"I know, reducing everything to "they're all the same!" makes for easy
argument, but is useless idiotic blather in the context of Elections."***


Because this rather obvious, quantifiable point seems to routinely sail over your head, here it is again: Results Matter. When the results are the same or not substantially different, it requires magical thinking to imagine It'll Be Different This Time.


That's actually a special kind of idiocy.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at June 15, 2015 07:56 PM (xSCb6)

230 My first was, "read my lips, no new taxes." But one of my favorites was, well, almost everything John McCain ever said.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June

Voodoo economics and yet Reagan put that f*cker as VP

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, at June 15, 2015 07:57 PM (PqGIo)

231 I got a bad feeling about this...

Posted by: The collective conservative butthole at June 15, 2015 07:59 PM (bGLSw)

232 Posted by: Seems Legit at June 15, 2015 07:48 PM (A98Xu)

I would wager the 'read my lips' phrase is the extent of your knowledge of that subject.

Posted by: Cruzinator at June 15, 2015 08:03 PM (rxtQa)

233 Let's put it this way: every election we tell the Republicans to get their crap together or we're going to give them a hiding. We gave them absolutely everything they needed last election to do their job and then they almost instantly dropped trou and took a long, steaming watery crap on our faces.

They've been warned. They got what they needed. Enough. Enough.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at June 15, 2015 08:05 PM (39g3+)

234 Lamar Alexander, now that`s a real establishment turd. Corker, he is only a turd in training...but a hell of a fast learner!

Posted by: tbd at June 15, 2015 08:07 PM (3eXn+)

235 He's another one that must go!
I'm so sick of the BS & lies of republicans I quit the AoSHQDD. I called CAC a few days before Jameson was born.

I will come out of retirement if someone primaries Boehner!

Posted by: Carol at June 15, 2015 08:09 PM (sj3Ax)

236 Corksuckers.

Posted by: kansas at June 15, 2015 08:13 PM (vqsBK)

237 Let's put it this way: every election we tell the Republicans to get
their crap together or we're going to give them a hiding. We gave them
absolutely everything they needed last election to do their job and then
they almost instantly dropped trou and took a long, steaming watery
crap on our faces.



They've been warned. They got what they needed. Enough. Enough.

* * *

Hypothetical: if they know something only the most conspiracy-minded of us believe or will admit -- that they know the Left has won globally, and so their (and our) resistance is futile -- would that not explain much of what we've seen in only the past week?

Posted by: Doomed at June 15, 2015 08:16 PM (bGLSw)

238 59
Thanks DrewM., that clarified things a tiny bit.

Still doesn't make realities any better.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 15, 2015 06:46 PM (XmOA9)

You don't want reality. The U.S. won't exist in it's current borders in 20 years.

Posted by: DFCtomm at June 15, 2015 08:16 PM (l9iEV)

239 GO BLACKHAWKS!

Posted by: Garrett at June 15, 2015 08:22 PM (VIf34)

240 LIAR.

The Iran agreement was NEVER going to be submitted as a treaty, Obama said so from the start, before the first meeting in 2013.

The dishonesty is dismaying, but makes real Republicans glad you've deserted.

Posted by: Adjoran at June 15, 2015 08:23 PM (QIQ6j)

241 Corker is working to become the senior shit weasel Senator from Tennessee.
The truly Senior Senator Shit Weasel from Tennessee is Lamar Alexander who , unfortunately, is blessed with long life bloodlines.
Two total sellouts in one very red state--and two very good reasons to never vote GOPe.


Posted by: The ruse aint what it used to be at June 15, 2015 08:46 PM (7GI9v)

242 "And anyone who keeps supporting these liars deserves all they get."

Says the self-confessed liar.

Posted by: Pot, Meet Kettle at June 15, 2015 08:52 PM (kNw9i)

243 All the useless asswipes are here tonight. It's like a reunion of Douchbag U.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 15, 2015 08:54 PM (rwI+c)

244 Come up blog, kNw9i, you shitstain, and take your beating like a man instead of cravening a dead thread.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 15, 2015 08:55 PM (rwI+c)

245 This was the thread where he said it, this is the thread where I put it. Ace is a self-confessed liar, and deserves to be called on it whenever he whines about someone else's "lie."

And if the thread is dead, why are you here?

Posted by: Pot, Meet Kettle at June 15, 2015 09:04 PM (kNw9i)

246 Capital LmLibertarians forever!,,,

Posted by: De-La-Were at June 15, 2015 09:50 PM (g3M3J)

247 Ace - "This is why I abandoned the GOP."

This time.

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 15, 2015 10:10 PM (+jijM)

248 As a Tennessee resident, I would run against either Corker or Alexander if someone would spot me a few mil to try it.

Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at June 15, 2015 10:23 PM (fEVAB)

249 Tell me again why you guys hate libertarians.

Posted by: Edmund Burke's Shade, languishing in Krazyfornia at June 15, 2015 10:27 PM (cmBvC)

250 Wait, first describe your concept of a libertarian.

Posted by: Edmund Burke's Shade, languishing in Krazyfornia at June 15, 2015 10:29 PM (cmBvC)

251 229 Because this rather obvious, quantifiable point seems to routinely sail over your head, here it is again: Results Matter. When the results are the same or not substantially different, it requires magical thinking to imagine It'll Be Different This Time.


As I have told all my children, "God rewards effort. Man wants results."

Effort is easy to pretend. It's a politician's coin of the realm. But even Strom Thurmond could not outlive the inevitable.

Posted by: bergerbilder at June 15, 2015 10:38 PM (+jijM)

252 I think they trot out Corker and Thune for these horrible statements because they're good looking, in a Ken and Barbie kind of way, and that will appeal to the "little ladies". They both seem like soulless idiots.

Posted by: pj at June 15, 2015 11:17 PM (cHuNI)

253 This is why I don't drink your shit whiskey, Tennessee. You've been importing all these liberals to Nashville. Country sucks now. It's all about tailgating and metrosexual grooming. Y'all should trade your pick up trucks for Saabs. You'll be the next to go bitchass blue after fat fucking Virginia and gay North Carolina. Between you two states, you'll draw South Carolina into your suck. Bob Corker and Lamar Alexander are POS, and you keep voting them back into office. And for what?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 16, 2015 01:03 AM (YvH8v)

254 252 Thune has a good record, and he took out Tom Daschle. Don't drag him into this. Corker reminds me of Charlie Crist. WTF do they put in spray tan that turns them into whores?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 16, 2015 01:05 AM (YvH8v)

255 Hey Drew, then impeach Obama, but that's off the table.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 16, 2015 01:11 AM (YvH8v)

256 Which of the cobs here is a mod on NRO? I feel like it's Weirddave, but I don't stalk his weekend posts. I thought the racist one about Baltimore deserved to get pulled.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at June 16, 2015 02:00 AM (YvH8v)

257 I'm not supporting them, I'm trying to take over their Party. Have some success at that too, but we haven't quite become a majority of the majority yet, so Corker and his buddies still win leadership votes.

What's your plan, ACE? Going to start a 3rd Party?

Wait, you don't have a plan at all, do you?

Posted by: Aarradin at June 16, 2015 05:24 AM (xVRrG)

258 ABANDON ALL republican WHORES that drop their drawers when Obama demorats demand it. NO EXCUSES, burn those bridges and the rest will GET IT ! We can get REPRESENTATIVE GOVERNMENT when the politicians realize WE WILL HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE.

Posted by: ron n. at June 16, 2015 03:45 PM (YVQn/)

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