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EMT 6/14/15 [krakatoa]
Sunday morning snooze alarm.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: olddog in mo at June 14, 2015 05:56 AM (BGCet)
Posted by: fluffy at June 14, 2015 05:56 AM (2iV3X)
Posted by: Golfman at June 14, 2015 06:01 AM (9HX7k)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2015 06:01 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Crow T. Robot at June 14, 2015 06:08 AM (BO/km)
Over at Reason, the Metatron of Alyssa Milano and the rest of the Liber't crew are trying this move:
Don't Confuse Rachel Dolezal with Caitlyn Jenner - There's a pretty bright line between being a fraud and being trans. Unless you're a conservative pundit.
Nick Gillespie
http://tinyurl.com/pkmnqxa
Executive Summary: Socons sux.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 14, 2015 06:09 AM (kdS6q)
Meanwhile -- *le sigh* -- Republicans are attacking Democrats for not supporting Obama like what they do:
With the Democratic Party fractured on trade, House Republicans are going on offense. Theyre attacking Democrats for scuttling a trade package Friday that was backed by both President Obama and GOP leadership. And theyre circulating a spate of negative headlines blaming Democrats for derailing what could be one of the last big, bipartisan legislative achievements before 2016 politics dominates the agenda.
http://thehill.com/homenews/house/244922-with-dems-divided-on-trade-gop-attacks
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 14, 2015 06:13 AM (kdS6q)
- - Fiona Glenanne
Posted by: Quintos Kaine at June 14, 2015 06:15 AM (ORgMa)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2015 06:15 AM (zqkUW)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2015 06:17 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 14, 2015 06:27 AM (KCxzN)
A girls cheer-dance team in Mexico has drawn criticism for a routine in which they displayed flags with swastikas, dressed in pseudo-military outfits and one girl tossed a Nazi salute to the crowd.
http://tinyurl.com/nqclttz
"That's exactly why we want to produce this play. To show the world the true Hitler, the Hitler you loved, the Hitler you knew, the Hitler with a song in his heart."
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 14, 2015 06:28 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Agent J at June 14, 2015 06:31 AM (9Mtv3)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 14, 2015 06:33 AM (iUCQL)
DAY 950
513 to go (586 to Inauguration Day 2017)
Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, mewling mattress myth manufacturers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2015 06:41 AM (St6BJ)
Ma Klinton's Big Kickoff Event (!!11!!!) was treated as a coronation. Of course she took no questions, but was praised for her "vision" and mouthing of tired, meaningless, old-style lib platitudes. And some fat-boy, mom's-basement-dweller anal-yst said she "embraced" Bubba the Horndog and Choom Boy. Shit, might as well swear her in now.
The Bush Baby was met with total snark. He was stupid enough to let a "reporter" question him about the "problems" of his campaign. It was a classic "when did you stop beating your wife?" performance, and he came off looking like a none-to-bright doofus.
Which he is.
If I was in charge of setting the political agenda for teh teevee newsies, Bush would have come off just the same. But, in the interest of "fairness," I would have compelled sodden old crone Andrea Mitchell to treat Skankles with equal disrespect and disdain.
Some things never change. It's the reason I am always supportive of a switch from watching NBC to, say, HGTV. It gets increasingly difficult to sit through my girlfriend's choice of shows to watch....
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 14, 2015 06:42 AM (P8YHq)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2015 06:42 AM (St6BJ)
I cut the cable almost 3 years ago and had not watched a network news show in probably over 10. The only time I see TV is when I'm at the gym and to watch programs, especially news shows, is completely shocking.
It's akin to looking at films like "Triumph of the Will" and "The Eternal Jew," the propaganda is so radiant.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2015 06:45 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 14, 2015 06:46 AM (WCV03)
You need a man cave. With a 60" LED HDTV and a beer tap. Where your girlfriend can bring you a sammich.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 14, 2015 06:48 AM (iUCQL)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 14, 2015 06:50 AM (iUCQL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 14, 2015 06:50 AM (uxZcr)
So when do we get to see you deal with the time difference in Okinawa?
Posted by: Panhandler at June 14, 2015 06:53 AM (aInmY)
Democrats are "fractured" over TPP? All of them hate it except Barky. And our Repubs love it.. something is wrong in the space-time continuum!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 14, 2015 06:53 AM (UpGcq)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2015 06:54 AM (zqkUW)
Posted by: rld77 far far away at June 14, 2015 06:54 AM (H6QYt)
TV at the gym? WTF?!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 14, 2015 06:50 AM (iUCQL)
I scan it between sets with a cruller and drag on a cigarette.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2015 06:55 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 14, 2015 06:50 AM (uxZcr)
So that's what that grinding noise was. The USS Gabby Giffords cloying and grinding up Broadway.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2015 06:56 AM (St6BJ)
watched a network news show in probably over 10. The only time I see TV
is when I'm at the gym and to watch programs, especially news shows, is
completely shocking.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2015 06:45 AM
I did almost 20 years teevee-free, JJ. Yes, it was a liberating experience! But this household was firmly locked into that li'l wire when I got here, and any call to disengage with it would be met with scorn and disgust. And I gotta admit I enjoy watching NASCAR; always did, though in olden days I spent more time attending the races than I did watching 'em on Teh Toob.
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 14, 2015 06:56 AM (P8YHq)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 14, 2015 06:46 AM (WCV03)
Don't stop thinking about "manana" seems more appropriate these days.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2015 06:57 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 14, 2015 06:58 AM (iUCQL)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 14, 2015 06:46 AM
I'm thinking more about the theme song from "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka"....
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 14, 2015 06:58 AM (P8YHq)
Posted by: redenzo at June 14, 2015 06:59 AM (WCnJW)
Like Lot's wife, turning back to watch Sodom and Gommorrah.
Oddly enough, as a kid I got a kick out of watching NASCAR and pro bowling on Wide World of Sports.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2015 06:59 AM (St6BJ)
like Huckabee should maybe use What Is And What Should Never Be
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 14, 2015 06:59 AM (JJ9UW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 14, 2015 06:50 AM (uxZcr)
So that's what that grinding noise was. The USS Gabby Giffords cloying and grinding up Broadway.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2015 06:56 AM (St6BJ)
Actually we are right out between the Whitestone and Throgs Neck Bridge. Really nice area on the water. I am sure Trump would love to build here
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 14, 2015 07:00 AM (uxZcr)
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 14, 2015 06:58 AM (P8YHq)
"Backstabbers."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2015 07:00 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 14, 2015 07:00 AM (uxZcr)
The Queens side or the Bronx?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2015 07:01 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2015 07:02 AM (zqkUW)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 14, 2015 07:04 AM (iUCQL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2015 07:01 AM (St6BJ)
Da Bronx side on the campus of the NY State Maritime Acadamy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 14, 2015 07:04 AM (uxZcr)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 14, 2015 07:06 AM (iUCQL)
And I don't speak for the Holy Ghost
He might vacation on the coast you see
But when He goes home
Spiritually
God's midwestern
Posted by: teej at June 14, 2015 07:06 AM (H8mJH)
Posted by: Lester at June 14, 2015 07:08 AM (2UPXV)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 14, 2015 07:08 AM (iUCQL)
Posted by: teej at June 14, 2015 07:08 AM (H8mJH)
and especially as day morning 'news'. It's truly Orwellian. And about as
contrived.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 14, 2015 07:04 AM
Most people -- well, at least 52% of them -- think the crap foisted on them as "news" is totes Fair And Balanced.
Except when they see coverage of "Republican" candidates, which they think is proof that Eeeeeevil Reich-Wing Conservatives control the media. Which is to say, teh Jooooos....
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 14, 2015 07:09 AM (P8YHq)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 14, 2015 07:13 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2015 06:15 AM (zqkUW)
That is what the old Labor Democrats said while Brack was hectoring them about HIS legacy. 2010 and 2014 flashed before their eyes. Much more of Brack and they will be extinct. like the dodo.
Posted by: Lester at June 14, 2015 07:16 AM (2UPXV)
Posted by: Lester at June 14, 2015 07:19 AM (2UPXV)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 14, 2015 07:19 AM (iUCQL)
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 14, 2015 07:09 AM (P8YHq)
Including Al Jazeera. We are sneaky.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2015 07:21 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 14, 2015 06:42 AM (P8YHq)
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But if you pointed out the blatant bias, ie. not asking Hillary any questions, but asking Bush loaded questions, was she able to perceive it?
To me, the worst part of this current slude into the toilet is how easy it was for the MSM to start broadcasting blatant propaganda, and no one notices or cares. I've been tv free for 10+ years. It's become unendurable, so there wasn't even any struggle involved.
Posted by: Andrew "poopers" Cooper at June 14, 2015 07:21 AM (F1Z8f)
Posted by: redenzo at June 14, 2015 06:59 AM (WCnJW)
Birthday of the US Army.
Posted by: Golfman at June 14, 2015 07:22 AM (9HX7k)
So, Spielberg next to the dead triceratops:
"I'm Fossilized and I VOTE!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2015 07:22 AM (St6BJ)
___________________
LOL. What else would one expect for a candidate who is a brain-damaged stroke victim whose main qualification for elected office is that she was once a scorned wife?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 14, 2015 07:23 AM (o8Gus)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 14, 2015 07:24 AM (N22aV)
The average attendance was three and the age demo could be described as
fossil.
Sounds just like the D field.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 14, 2015 07:26 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2015 07:29 AM (zqkUW)
I could care fuck-all for Jeb, but the only way to handle the MFM is to either, a) boycott them completely or b) do a Ben Carson "FYNQ" every time they pull the typical "so have you stopped beating your wife" schtick.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2015 07:29 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 14, 2015 07:30 AM (oVJmc)
asking Hillary any questions, but asking Bush loaded questions, was she
able to perceive it?
Posted by: Andrew "poopers" Cooper at June 14, 2015 07:21 AM
In one word: no.
There's a curious blind spot there: in many instances, she's one of those in the "What, Me Worry?" crowd, who believe there's nothing the can do anyway, so they let things slide. Other times, she responds positively to the people presenting the news; she "trusts" Lester Holt.
I have tried to point out inconsistencies (all right, blatant lies and manipulative bullshit) before, and have given up. It's Massachusetts, after all.
If she wants to trust some overpaid face on the teevee, or believe all heartwarming human-interest stories involve members of Protected Minority Communities, nothing I can do about it.
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 14, 2015 07:30 AM (P8YHq)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed in a Cute Bear Suit at June 14, 2015 07:31 AM (YFw5T)
Flipping between the five channels I get and stop on a tv preacher. Didn't know who he was and came in late.
It sounded like he was teaching against a pre-trib rapture.
I say to myself "Yes! Finally!"
A little further on and he's teaching that there is no such thing as a rapture at all. That it is nowhere in the Bible.
Wut?!??!!
And the first book he shows a pic of the cover is Marv Rosenthal's "Pre-wrath Rapture of the Church." The one who gets it right.
Garner Ted Armstrong.
False teacher.
Posted by: teej at June 14, 2015 07:31 AM (H8mJH)
Posted by: burt at June 14, 2015 07:31 AM (ls8AU)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 14, 2015 07:36 AM (kmtse)
The average attendance was three and the age demo could be described as
fossil.
It's almost like living people have better things to do on a summer Saturday afternoon.
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 14, 2015 07:36 AM (rHXGG)
Posted by: Ruth at June 14, 2015 07:36 AM (oo88B)
Every time I see Krak's nic an old movie I only saw ads for pops into my skull.
Krakatoa East of Java I think it was.
Posted by: teej at June 14, 2015 07:37 AM (H8mJH)
Posted by: Chilling the most at June 14, 2015 07:38 AM (zW5rQ)
Posted by: Ruth at June 14, 2015 07:38 AM (oo88B)
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 14, 2015 07:30 AM (P8YHq)
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I agree that's wise: not worth stressing a relationship over something as vile as politics.
Posted by: Anderson "poopers" Cooper at June 14, 2015 07:38 AM (F1Z8f)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 14, 2015 07:40 AM (JJ9UW)
And my ears give testimony to all the 155mm rounds I sent down range out of that big, silver tube.
Well, that and years playing music.
Posted by: teej at June 14, 2015 07:41 AM (H8mJH)
Posted by: teej at June 14, 2015 07:43 AM (H8mJH)
Posted by: ALH at June 14, 2015 07:45 AM (btTLZ)
They are all mentally ill.
Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 14, 2015 07:46 AM (vmMMi)
I'm going over more and more improbable places now
getting out metal detector for the lawn next
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 14, 2015 07:46 AM (JJ9UW)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 14, 2015 07:46 AM (JJ9UW)
Posted by: Corona at June 14, 2015 07:47 AM (w0WOR)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 14, 2015 07:47 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 14, 2015 07:48 AM (oVJmc)
Rachel came from a Caucasian gene pool.
Fraudsters.
If they can get away with this, then I want to be a princess.
Posted by: ALH at June 14, 2015 07:49 AM (btTLZ)
them keys better be on the table when i get back. i won't ask any questions, just put em there and everything is cool
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 14, 2015 07:49 AM (14M4H)
Mine is from playing bass with rock bands that played so loud I would have to put my ear up to the amp to make sure I was in tune!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 14, 2015 07:50 AM (UpGcq)
Didn't say "I" would go there ALH.
Not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent at this juncture.
Or any juncture.
And I just quoted the elitest stone they hung around Reagan's neck.
**spit**
Posted by: teej at June 14, 2015 07:50 AM (H8mJH)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 14, 2015 07:46 AM (JJ9UW)
Are they in the ignition??
Posted by: Ruth at June 14, 2015 07:51 AM (oo88B)
Posted by: ALH at June 14, 2015 07:51 AM (btTLZ)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 14, 2015 07:51 AM (V70Uh)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 14, 2015 07:52 AM (iUCQL)
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at June 14, 2015 07:46 AM (JJ9UW)
Are they in the ignition??
Posted by: Ruth at June 14, 2015 07:51 AM (oo88B)
Or in the door to the house?
Posted by: Golfman at June 14, 2015 07:52 AM (9HX7k)
http://www.dw.de/russia-terminates-abortion-rights/a-18509939
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 14, 2015 07:52 AM (rHXGG)
Breakfast of champions.
Posted by: ALH at June 14, 2015 07:52 AM (btTLZ)
No. Headline's correct.
RIGHT = government pays for it.
Posted by: Golfman at June 14, 2015 07:53 AM (9HX7k)
Posted by: ALH at June 14, 2015 07:54 AM (btTLZ)
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 14, 2015 07:55 AM (rHXGG)
Posted by: lowandslow at June 14, 2015 07:55 AM (dItuC)
With all due respect to the other branches, we are (or were) an Army family.
Happy birthday to the home of the dog-faces!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2015 07:55 AM (St6BJ)
Amen. Dodging the thunderstorms down here. I no longer ride in the wet, I vividly remember what that pavement feels like.
Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at June 14, 2015 07:55 AM (1HNqn)
For the praying people here, please pray for the church I serve. Today is a hard day for us for reasons I won't go into, but prayers for strength and peace would be most appreciated.
Grace and peace be with you.
Jesus saiid, "Remember I am with your always even untol the end of the age."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2015 07:56 AM (9HoBs)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 14, 2015 07:57 AM (kmtse)
Will include your church in prayer today. Along with many others that are in need.
Posted by: Golfman at June 14, 2015 07:58 AM (9HX7k)
Does it come and go like mine, which is at about a three right now on its volume meter?
Chi-town. Yup. I loved the players who set their amps back by me and wouldn't mic them out through the PA.
BTW- to stretch myself and honor my friend and his dad I've decided to learn a song he wrote for his dad.
In F with guitar tuned in C.
Boy is that out of my wheelhouse. But sooner or later, most likely later, I'll get it.
Posted by: teej at June 14, 2015 07:59 AM (H8mJH)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 14, 2015 08:00 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Gillespie at June 14, 2015 08:01 AM (k5wC9)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 14, 2015 08:02 AM (oVJmc)
Fenelon, of course. Though mine rarely do any good.
The fervent prayers of a righteous man and all that.
And isn't it interesting how Paul always put grace before peace in his greeting.
Posted by: teej at June 14, 2015 08:04 AM (H8mJH)
http://is.gd/n8KETO
Posted by: HR trinken trinken trinken at June 14, 2015 08:04 AM (rHXGG)
I don't know if this has already been posted but if not, I thought you all might enjoy this number from a cheerdance competition in Guadalahara, Mexico.
https://youtu.be/EpVLCI02Yeo
As we all know art should be transgressive and skewer middle class sensibilities.
Anyway, enjoy the video and you might want to give some thought to the fact that some of these dancers may soon be in your neighborhood. They may soon be in the neighborhood of your liberal relatives for that matter.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 14, 2015 08:06 AM (QHgTq)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 14, 2015 08:06 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Kenway at June 14, 2015 08:06 AM (k5wC9)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed and Transhistoric at June 14, 2015 08:08 AM (YFw5T)
Posted by: Talkin' Taqyia2Me, aka DNC/MSM at June 14, 2015 08:09 AM (sJuKe)
Posted by: Talkin' Taqyia2Me, aka DNC/MSM at June 14, 2015 08:09 AM (sJuKe)
I don't know if this has already been posted but if not, I thought
you all might enjoy this number from a cheerdance competition in
Guadalahara, Mexico.
The East German judge gives it a 10.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 14, 2015 08:10 AM (oVJmc)
So, for today, my race shall be Pacific Islander & Norwegian
Posted by: AltonJackson at June 14, 2015 08:10 AM (irT2h)
The only thing I associate Java with is coffee.
Breakfast of champions.
Posted by: ALH at June 14, 2015 07:52 AM (btTLZ)"
I associate Java with Android.
Posted by: CAFE BABE at June 14, 2015 08:11 AM (QHgTq)
Steadfast and Loyal.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 14, 2015 07:57 AM (kmtse)
To be precise, dad and one uncle were in the Air Corps. Another uncle met his end on Saipan with the 27th ID. So that unit and the 11th Armored who liberated my mom and her family are revered.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2015 08:12 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 14, 2015 08:13 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: guy who relates everything to a song by Zappa at June 14, 2015 08:14 AM (BO/km)
Posted by: guy who relates everything to a song by Zappa at June 14, 2015 08:14 AM (BO/km)"
Ah, shaddup.
Posted by: Billy the Mountain at June 14, 2015 08:15 AM (YFw5T)
One of our more progressive women came up and asked if the hotdogs were all beef.
I explained that they were transpecies, but were on their journey to being all beef.
She was not amused.
About five other neighbors laughed their asses off though.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 14, 2015 08:15 AM (VPLuQ)
So today, as always, my race is redneck midwesterner.
Ribs off the smoker, deep fried blue cat and all the fixin's.
A country boy can survive.
Posted by: teej at June 14, 2015 08:17 AM (H8mJH)
The only reason Dolezal is a 'fraud' and Jenner isn't is because of the
invented premise that allows Jenner to pretend he's something he isn't.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 14, 2015 08:06 AM (oVJmc)"
While by normal sane standards both are frauds, we should force the left to live by their own rules and push their meme that "DNA doesn't matter".
When every application for jobs, colleges, scholarship or anything else has the box for "African American" checked, perhaps we will have an opportunity to get past race and move towards a color blind society that judges based on character and merit.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at June 14, 2015 08:17 AM (QHgTq)
A thousand "information" events in Indy. Remember when the left was crying because credit card peddlers put up a few tables on campus to hawk their wares?
I don't know why the left is so worried about this anyways, if SCOTUS strikes down the subsidies, McConnell and Boehner will be tripping over themselves to get them reinstated, probably with a 40 percent increase in funding, while scolding conservatives on the need to help those less fortunate then us.
Posted by: lowandslow at June 14, 2015 08:18 AM (dItuC)
Posted by: Snoodling World Champion 1997 at June 14, 2015 08:18 AM (Q819Q)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 14, 2015 08:19 AM (iUCQL)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 14, 2015 08:21 AM (kmtse)
One of our more progressive women came up and asked if the hotdogs were all beef.
I explained that they were transpecies, but were on their journey to being all beef.
She was not amused.
About five other neighbors laughed their asses off though.
AWESOME!!
Posted by: Ruth at June 14, 2015 08:21 AM (oo88B)
And hate to leave this fine crew but I've got an hour and a half to get some breakfast, get showered up and get outta here.
Love each other fellow babies
Posted by: teej at June 14, 2015 08:21 AM (H8mJH)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at June 14, 2015 08:23 AM (ZxV1A)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 14, 2015 08:23 AM (kmtse)
I didn't realize that today was the day.
Happy Birthday Army!!!!
(Go Navy......Beat Army!)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 14, 2015 08:23 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 14, 2015 08:24 AM (kmtse)
In You, O LORD, I put my trust; Let me never be ashamed; Deliver me in Your righteousness.
Posted by: Ruth at June 14, 2015 08:24 AM (oo88B)
What is " blue cat?"
And Good Morning, horde!
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at June 14, 2015 08:23 AM (ZxV1A)
Catfish
Posted by: BignJames at June 14, 2015 08:24 AM (j7iSn)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 14, 2015 08:24 AM (kmtse)
If we're talking catfish, blue is one of the three main species. The others are channel and flathead.
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at June 14, 2015 08:25 AM (YFw5T)
Excellent. And I am reminded from where VIA Jrs wit comes.
Posted by: Golfman at June 14, 2015 08:26 AM (9HX7k)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 14, 2015 08:26 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: no good deed at June 14, 2015 08:26 AM (GgxVX)
Hope Willie and Joe are finally enjoying some hot chow, coffee and permanent R and R way in the rear.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2015 08:27 AM (St6BJ)
opportunities and revenue, why then does TAA have to be passed to pay
for all the people who will lose their jobs?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2015 06:15 AM (zqkUW)
Vichy Republicans: Stop asking questions that show this for the disaster it is and blindly support it like we do. Funny how the Democrats who don't support it aren't racists who don't want a black man in the White House to succeed.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 14, 2015 08:28 AM (DiZBp)
In before the book thread, at least. And before Vic, it appears. How will I know about the latest outrage?
That's okay. I've got enough outrage left over from the traitor in chief releasing more of America's sworn enemies from Gitmo. Hangin's too good for 'im.
Posted by: mindful webworker - starting from scratch at June 14, 2015 08:28 AM (r1DzX)
Too late.
I have decided that I am now a female black Army private, with some kind of Admin MOS.
See....this trans stuff can be fun, and useful.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 14, 2015 08:30 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 14, 2015 08:31 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed and Newly Left at June 14, 2015 08:32 AM (YFw5T)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 14, 2015 08:32 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: freaked at June 14, 2015 08:32 AM (BO/km)
To be honest, I was wondering if it was racoon, blue sometimes being used to describe a shade of gray. Kind of relieved!
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at June 14, 2015 08:32 AM (ZxV1A)
Morning Everyone.
Blue cat is a fish. A cat fish. Looks similar to a channel cat, but color is different.
Fun couple of weeks....had a cardiac stress test, which showed possible damage from a small heart attack some time in the past. Which is funny, because I distinctly remember not having a heart attack, small, medium, or large, in the past. But my heart is mostly fine, outside of the moderate damage caused by chemo.
Kidneys are f'ed up too, but should improve on their own. Also, I lost hearing in my left ear. Overall, considering the other option was 'death', I'm happy enough with the results of chemo.
Another also: My hematologist says he's not going to bother with another bone marrow biopsy, as long as my CBC numbers continue to improve. Yay! Once my numbers are closer to normal, I can finally return to work....so maybe in another month.
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 14, 2015 08:35 AM (0IhFx)
I just read an article Drudge linked talking about the TPP failure, and this months other "challenges" for the president, and it mentioned the Iran negotiations have a June 30 deadline. I'd completely forgotten about that, and it's a big deal. Has there been any reports/leaks on the discussions like last time? Aside from Kerry breaking his leg, I haven't heard much, and that's frightening.
Posted by: Grimaldi at June 14, 2015 08:36 AM (rESr0)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 14, 2015 08:36 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 14, 2015 08:37 AM (kmtse)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at June 14, 2015 08:38 AM (ZxV1A)
"But Jenner isn't pretending that she was always biologically a woman, was literally born a woman"
That's probably because his fame makes it impossible. What about all the trannies who want to change their birth certificates to say they were born female? If Jenner changes his birth certificate and becomes president of N.O.W., then would it be ok to compare him to Dolezal?
The slanted, dishonest jabs and spin. There really no difference between Gillespie and a liberal.
Posted by: Ditzy Gillespie at June 14, 2015 08:38 AM (F1Z8f)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 14, 2015 08:39 AM (2cS/G)
Don't worry about it....we got it
love ya....mean it
GOP
Posted by: BignJames at June 14, 2015 08:39 AM (j7iSn)
Rachel came from a Caucasian gene pool.
Fraudsters.
If they can get away with this, then I want to be a princess.
Posted by: ALH at June 14, 2015 07:49 AM (btTLZ)
And I want to be a millionaire. So I'm going to sue the lottery for not picking my numbers because they are prejudice against me even though they don't know me but in this idiotic age it might work.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 14, 2015 08:39 AM (DiZBp)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 14, 2015 08:40 AM (KbNXw)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 14, 2015 08:41 AM (kmtse)
If they can get away with this, then I want to be a princess.
Posted by: ALH at June 14, 2015 07:49 AM (btTLZ)
When's science coming out with that race change operation. I have an affinity for low riders but when I bounce my 63 chebby i'm not taken seriously which hurts my self esteem.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 14, 2015 08:42 AM (KbNXw)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed Transpeciesist at June 14, 2015 08:42 AM (YFw5T)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 14, 2015 08:42 AM (0O7c5)
A girls cheer-dance team in Mexico has drawn criticism for a routine in which they displayed flags with swastikas, dressed in pseudo-military outfits and one girl tossed a Nazi salute to the crowd.
http://tinyurl.com/nqclttz
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 14, 2015 06:28 AM (kdS6q)
Did they all go out for Hitler Ice Cream afterwards?
https://tinyurl.com/qgvm3yr
Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2015 08:43 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 14, 2015 08:43 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Sticky Wicket at June 14, 2015 08:35 AM (0IhFx)
15% of the heart attack population have silent heart attacks, that is, no symptoms. No elephant sitting on one's chest, no numbness in the left arm, nothing. I should know, I'm one of those 15%. What makes the silent heart attack so bad is that just because one does not know one is having a heart attack, the heart does and the damage to it continues as long as the attack is not treated (mine went on for about 6 or so months). Now I have an ICD (since January '10) and have been shocked a total of 10 times since. I'm dead man walking 10 times over.
Heart attacks suck, but silent ones even more so.
Posted by: RickZ at June 14, 2015 08:43 AM (Oa9pF)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 14, 2015 08:44 AM (oVJmc)
And when she/he/it/they open the ring box, there is a charcoal briquet sitting inside it.
Ye...you know where this is going, right?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 14, 2015 08:45 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 14, 2015 08:47 AM (V70Uh)
I could smoke the finest black Afghani finger hashish* from sunrise to sunset and never agree with that Narcissistic loon.
I sure miss the old Reason magazine. Long before Postrel, we subscribed to the print edition and often read it almost cover-to-cover. All I look at now is their sparse newsfeed of outrageous things (Nanny of the Month etc), and the Remy vids. Our print subscription lapsed soon after Gillespie took over.
"I didn't leave the libertarians, the Libertarians left me."
______________
* Received three black, wrinkled, mummy-like fingers, once, in a "care" package, in the early '70s, when my life seemed lonely and harsh, and so, at the time, it was much appreciated. Glad I otherwise never had access to it; coulda been habituating.
Posted by: mindful webworker - starting from scratch at June 14, 2015 08:49 AM (r1DzX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2015 08:49 AM (F2IAQ)
And Grampa goes for the win!!
Come on down, and collect your new Mercedes.
* Hands Grampa the keys to a Kia*
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 14, 2015 08:50 AM (VPLuQ)
From the sidebar, Rachel Dolezal. I did a spit take.
Hilarious and dead on. Should be seen far and wide.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2015 08:50 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2015 08:51 AM (KVS7H)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2015 08:51 AM (zqkUW)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2015 08:55 AM (KVS7H)
Actually, several.
How will the majority Black community react to dear Rachels journey to blackness?
Will she continue to be accepted by the Student Body at the two schools where she teaches African Culture centered studies?
I am suspecting that the eventual outcome will not be kind to her.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 14, 2015 08:55 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2015 08:51 AM (zqkUW)
Imagine if we had an actual President interested in defending the border.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 14, 2015 08:55 AM (KbNXw)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 14, 2015 08:56 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Racial Dolezal at June 14, 2015 08:59 AM (F1Z8f)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2015 08:59 AM (zqkUW)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 14, 2015 08:55 AM (VPLuQ)
I just kept looking at her father's face while they were interviewing her parents. How hurt and ashamed he was to have turned out such a creature, a world class
pathological liar.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 14, 2015 09:02 AM (KbNXw)
Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2015 09:02 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2015 08:59 AM (zqkUW)
I like him, you know he's doing the right things when all I hear about in the media is what bad decisions he makes.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 14, 2015 09:03 AM (KbNXw)
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 14, 2015 09:05 AM (KbNXw)
The campaign buttons get heaved in the fire, later, when we roast marshmallows.
PERRY/PERRY 2016 . . . 'cause it's high time for a Southern dictator.
Posted by: Bad Dog Puppy Treats at June 14, 2015 09:06 AM (/eQAr)
* starts to raise hand and say "I would"... *
* notices there's a book thread up *
* wanders away *
Posted by: mindful webworker - ending with scratch at June 14, 2015 09:06 AM (r1DzX)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 14, 2015 09:07 AM (zqkUW)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2015 09:07 AM (KVS7H)
Two days ago, there I was mowing my back yard when I smelled something dead off in the corner. I turned of the mower and went to investigate but couldn't find anything. I didn't want my dogs rolling in it. After I finished mowing the grass, I was rinsing off mower beside the house when I saw the neighbor rinsing out the bed of his new polaris side by side. It was 10AM and he already had a beer in his hand so I figured there was something up. I greeted him and he shook head and gave me a look that made clear something was up. He said, "Well, I kind left my mind last night."
I said, "You want to talk about it."
He replied, "Later."
Later rolled around as did a roll back truck loading up his wife's 1 day old BMW. 1 DAY old. So I asked him what happened to his wifes car? The story went like this;
He ran out of cigarettes about midnight and decided to take his wifes new car for a test drive and pick up some smokes. About a half-mile from the house a Deer shot out and slammed into the side of the brand new car, caving in the front fender and damaging the hood and the door. Needless to say he felt horrible and after driving the care home he got his wife to show her the damage. She went from disbelief to furious in about 15 seconds then accused him of wrecking it because he was drunk, said there was no deer. I have been with a drunk neighbor Adam at about 130 MPH on the back roads in his GTR he can drive after a few.
Now I don't think he's ever lied to her about something that big, he is after all a fine American and a follower of Joel Osteen. That's when he "Left his mind." He jumped in the polaris side by side and found the deer that hit the car. It wasn't quite dead so he ran over it with the Polaris till it was. Then he pulled out his brush clearing machete and proceded to hack off the Deers head. Put it in the back of the four wheeler, drove it home carried it in the house and slammed it on the kitchen table and said, "Here it is, bitch."
This quickly removed any doubt as to what happened to her car and also explained what that smell was in the wood line behind my house.
Posted by: Oldsailors Poet at June 14, 2015 09:07 AM (KbNXw)
Posted by: Golfman at June 14, 2015 09:07 AM (9HX7k)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2015 09:08 AM (KVS7H)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 14, 2015 08:55 AM (VPLuQ)
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If there are any young, angry black men who know that she created a very comfortable life for herself by appropriating their grievances and identity...
Yeah, she'd better move to a new neighborhood, one where they don't play the knock out game.
Posted by: Racial Dolezal at June 14, 2015 09:08 AM (F1Z8f)
Posted by: gracepmc at June 14, 2015 09:08 AM (xvd51)
Posted by: Ruth at June 14, 2015 08:21 AM
That is f'n hilarious. I might have to pass that on to some friends
Posted by: Cicero Skip at June 14, 2015 09:10 AM (FIrEF)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2015 09:10 AM (KVS7H)
On the search for Amelia Earhart the TIGHAR expedition reached the island of Nikumaroro yesterday and are supposed to begin searching today once they get all set up. There are daily updates at their website tighar(dot)org.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 14, 2015 09:14 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: scruff at June 14, 2015 09:16 AM (0FHXE)
Posted by: Golfman at June 14, 2015 09:20 AM (9HX7k)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed and Made of Silly Putty at June 14, 2015 09:22 AM (YFw5T)
Posted by: Racial Dolezal at June 14, 2015 09:24 AM (F1Z8f)
Emphatic proof, though, by golly. Powerful. For me, expressions of unwarranted distrust and suspicion can be heavily triggering, excuse the term; has to do with my upbringing. I could see, in the right adrenal-pumped circumstances... okay, I'd probably never go so far as to plunk a deer's head on the kitchen table... wow.
Milady hit a fawn just recently,* and our old faithful Nissan Quest now has just the damage you describe, fender, hood. Had the same when I couldn't dodge a doe, years ago, in the sturdy old Econoline, including moving the side panel so the passenger door couldn't open very far. If his wife had known anything about crashes, she might've seen the truth just looking at the damage.
(* Fortunately, Milady slowed & dodged as much as she could, and she was unharmed. Fawn actually seemed to endure, too, and bounded off, saved by modern "soft" cars.)
Time for me to bound off into the day. Bonus diaz, mi Americos. Vaya con Dios.
Posted by: mindful webworker - ending with scratch at June 14, 2015 09:27 AM (r1DzX)
Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed Nubian Princess and Warlord at June 14, 2015 09:27 AM (YFw5T)
Posted by: Randy Newman at June 14, 2015 09:33 AM (F1Z8f)
Posted by: Randy Newman at June 14, 2015 09:34 AM (F1Z8f)
Game 6 of the Stanley Cup has been off then?
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at June 14, 2015 09:40 AM (U7H1n)
On the search for Amelia Earhart the TIGHAR expedition reached the island of Nikumaroro yesterday and are supposed to begin searching today once they get all set up. There are daily updates at their website tighar(dot)org.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 14, 2015 09:14 AM (JO9+V)
Wake me when they find the plane.
Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2015 09:41 AM (sdi6R)
Ric and Co. have been finding Amelia's plane, over and over, again and again, for 25 years.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2015 10:08 AM (KVS7H)
Happy hunting!
Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2015 10:46 AM (sdi6R)
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