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Friday Morning News Dump
- NAACP Leader And Activist Outed As A White Woman
- Study: The Type Of Parents Most Likely To Have An Autistic Child
- How Rubio Turned The NYT Hit Pieces Into An Asset
- The Fallout From McKinney
- The Phrase You Guys Is Totally Sexist
- God and 'Man, The Conscious Little Rock' At Dupont University
- When The Insane Are Normal, And The Normal Are Insane
- Hillary's Unlawful Plan To Overrule Voter ID Laws
- The OPM Hack Was Just A Start And It Won't Be The Last
- Politico Trying To Help Granny Clinton Rebrand
- WaPo Trying To Help Granny Clinton Rebrand
- Releasing Osama's Porn Stash
- Opinion: Reform Conservatives Are Our Friends, Not Foes
- Can Obama List Iran Terrorism Sanctions?
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)TransBlack NAACP leader:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-
3121061/Local-NAACP-leader-professor-African-
studies-outed-WHITE-parents-convincing-community-
black-years.html?ito=social-twitter_dailymailus
Don't you dare judge her!
She's an inspiration to us all.
I, for one, plan to go TransIndian (dot not woo woo)
so's I can get in on that hot H1B action after Obamatrade.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 12, 2015 09:00 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: HH at June 12, 2015 09:00 AM (Qia1Z)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2015 09:01 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Sambo at June 12, 2015 09:01 AM (U7v0V)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 12, 2015 09:01 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: naturalfake at June 12, 2015 09:02 AM (KUa85)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2015 09:02 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 09:03 AM (oVJmc)
Michael Jackson spent a couple of decades pretending to be a white woman.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2015 09:04 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Liawatha at June 12, 2015 09:05 AM (5buP8)
If a person can be transgender, why can't a person be transracial? Obviously, this white woman identifies as a black woman, and we should all respect her identity.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 12, 2015 09:05 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2015 09:05 AM (659DL)
mornin, trolls and govt hacks
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 12, 2015 09:07 AM (E9liA)
holy crap
NAACP President Is BUSTED as FRAUD -- SHE'S ACTUALLY WHITE & BORN IN MONTANA!
thegatewaypundit
http://bit.ly/1TfzoGQ
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 09:08 AM (qCMvj)
Meh.
It's been done.
But, at least, with me - You get a song!
Posted by: Al Jolson at June 12, 2015 09:08 AM (KUa85)
In other news, try not to let this story ruin your faith in the integrity of our welfare system.
http://tinyurl.com/p4u8c2d
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 09:09 AM (h4vJk)
The "news" told me that 36% of Brits want to outlaw baby ear piercing.
Here's what I think: It's Stupid to pierce baby ears. IT'S EVEN MORE STUPID TO WANT TO BAN OTHER PEOPLE FROM PIERCING THEIR BABY'S EARS.
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 12, 2015 09:09 AM (E9liA)
You can deny genetics, obviously, right, Caitlyn?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 09:09 AM (oVJmc)
WaPo Trying To Help Granny Clinton Rebrand
Everybody is trying to help Hillary! rebrand.
Even my local Fox affiliate was talking up Hillary!'s "First major speech..." Bull crap. This isn't her first major speech, she's had several. They were all flops. Stop trying to help her you traitorous bastards.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 12, 2015 09:10 AM (kff5f)
Here's the Greta clip
Obama admin using IRS tax credit money for ObamaCare?
Rep. Peter Roskam goes 'On the Record' to explain some GOP lawmakers' concerns
http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/on-the-record/index.html#/v/4291450197001
really worth a listen to, if you want your blood pressure to rise some more
using our refund money to pay out for obamacare junk
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 09:10 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 12, 2015 09:11 AM (5buP8)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 09:11 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 09:11 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Zeland Knorski at June 12, 2015 09:12 AM (TUmPT)
Here's what I think: It's Stupid to pierce baby ears. IT'S EVEN MORE
STUPID TO WANT TO BAN OTHER PEOPLE FROM PIERCING THEIR BABY'S EARS.
Yup.
My opinion is that's got to be a pretty ugly kid if you think you need to poke holes in her to sparkle her up some.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 09:12 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Vic We Have Nobody to vote for at June 12, 2015 09:12 AM (GpgJl)
McKinney, like Ferguson and all the others is a planned attempt to destroy the people and institutions that protect society - a society despised, hated and targeted for destruction by the institutional Left.
This is all orchestrated from the White House by Jarret.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 09:12 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Vic We Have Nobody to vote for at June 12, 2015 09:12 AM (GpgJl)
Your mouth. G-d's ears. A little assembly maybe?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 09:13 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Vic We Have Nobody to vote for at June 12, 2015 09:14 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2015 09:14 AM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 09:14 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 12, 2015 09:15 AM (7wlD8)
Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 09:15 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2015 09:15 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 09:16 AM (ETfhC)
The U.S. Navy on Saturday will christen one of its littoral combat ships after former Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-Ariz.).
"The christening of the future USS Gabrielle Giffords marks the beginning of what is certain to be a long life for this great ship," Navy Secretary Ray Mabus said in a statement Thursday. "This ship truly embodies the Navy motto of Semper Fortis -- Always Courageous," he added.
*spit*
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 09:16 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 09:16 AM (ee9LE)
Posted by: rockmom at June 12, 2015 09:16 AM (vE1mx)
I knew it was one of the spaghetti westerns, but I've never gotten into those because they're just too damn slow. Everybody stands around staring at each other.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 09:16 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 09:16 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 12, 2015 09:16 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2015 09:17 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Vic We Have Nobody to vote for at June 12, 2015 09:17 AM (GpgJl)
http://tinyurl.com/p5ncv6o
She is going to be the gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 12, 2015 09:17 AM (fWAjv)
What ever happened to the more respectful Ma'am and Sir? or Folks?
A small but irritating Pet Peeve.
Posted by: ALH at June 12, 2015 09:17 AM (JrKKc)
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 12, 2015 09:17 AM (RD7QR)
After the PRC hack. Well yeah bad optics. And Mabus is a complete waste of space.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 12, 2015 09:18 AM (7wlD8)
One more thing about Keith Broomfield who went to Syria to fight with Christia. Kurds against ISIS: His brother said that Keith wanted to stand against evil and we need more people to do so.
Amen.
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 12, 2015 09:18 AM (E9liA)
Fvck
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 09:16 AM (ETfhC)
FIFY.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 12, 2015 09:18 AM (kff5f)
Shot across the bow
Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 09:19 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 09:19 AM (qCMvj)
That video is kick ass. I love good revenge flicks. BTW, at the risk of losing my man card, what movie was that?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 12, 2015 09:11 AM (5buP
Nope, man card lost
Posted by: Vic We Have Nobody to vote for at June 12, 2015 09:19 AM (GpgJl)
Ok, 2nd man card pulled.
Not a great deal of standing around. Lying around dead in the dust is more like it.
Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 09:19 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 09:19 AM (oVJmc)
The one with the huge dent in the left side of the bridge and only turns left.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 09:19 AM (ETfhC)
Posted by: rabidfox at June 12, 2015 09:20 AM (qkVCT)
Posted by: Fox News at June 12, 2015 09:20 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 09:20 AM (3ZtZW)
A lot of the comments at DM excuse her behavior claiming that it must have been important to her so its okay.
And I wonder how many of her phoney race complaints ever occured? I guess none.
Dont' forget that her husband, who is black was in on the scam, too.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 09:20 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2015 09:20 AM (sPO3u)
Posted by: buzzion at June 12, 2015 09:20 AM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 12, 2015 09:20 AM (7wlD8)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 09:20 AM (ee9LE)
pretty solid, he notes, explaining that one points to evidence that 'we
accumulate mutations in sperm and egg cells as we age.'"
Uh oh. That does not bode well for women who put off childbearing*, which will really messes with the feminyst narrative.
*I was an older mom, so not dissing this choice
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 09:20 AM (k2QA3)
Yeah, anything that isn't (to take a cue from CS Lewis) "Mere Conservatism" is, get this, not Conservatism.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 12, 2015 09:20 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 12, 2015 09:21 AM (nqiq9)
Oh and I just totally watched that whole clip.
I have been disputing No. 2 Son's contention that Tarantino is just Sergio Leone with good music, but damn that song works well there.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2015 09:21 AM (JtwS4)
Holey ....
He's right, you know. Imagine the patch.
Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 09:21 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 09:21 AM (ETfhC)
Is Scankles what we are calling Hillary! now? I like it.
Posted by: rockmom at June 12, 2015 09:16 AM (vE1mx)
Some of the Morons started calling her "Canckles" based on her fat ankles. I modified that to Scankles.
Posted by: Vic We Have Nobody to vote for at June 12, 2015 09:21 AM (GpgJl)
Can we get Liz Warren to comment on the ethics of claiming to be a different race in order to advance one's career?
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 12, 2015 09:22 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 12, 2015 09:22 AM (7wlD8)
examined by the authorities and turns out to be hot. Not stolen,
radioactive.
It has one of those green tree air fresheners hanging from the rearview mirror, right? Better call the Repo Man.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 09:22 AM (k2QA3)
Not so much any more.
Charles Bronson Death Wish movies same way.
Tombstone and Wyatt Earp Kurt Russell and Kevin Costner had moments when you wished they would pick up the pace a little bit.
Posted by: Zeland Knorski at June 12, 2015 09:22 AM (TUmPT)
Her parents also alleged that the 37-year-old spun a much wider web of warped lies about her background. A black man who Dolezal has publicly claimed to be her son is in fact her adopted brother, they said -- a fact Dolezal confirmed to the paper.
Dolezal also lied about growing up in a teepee, hunting for her own food with bows and arrows, being abused by a stepfather and once living in South Africa, her parents said.
Some of her family members did live in South Africa for four years, but "Rachel did not even ever visit us there," her mom said.
totally vetted for the NAACP
h/t nydaily news
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 09:22 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 09:23 AM (k2QA3)
Think the pages are stuck together and no one has really looked at it.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 09:23 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at June 12, 2015 09:23 AM (1li1B)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 09:23 AM (oVJmc)
I knew it was one of the spaghetti westerns, but I've never gotten into those because they're just too damn slow. Everybody stands around staring at each other.
Since you've had your man card suspended it's probably not right to kick you in the balls.
*junkpunches you anyway*
Once Upon a Time in the West starts slowly, achingly slowly. It builds. It crescendos. It is a deserved classic.
The Clint man with no name trilogy is mostly disposable fun. Once Upon a Time is indispensable.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2015 09:24 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 12, 2015 09:24 AM (7wlD8)
Posted by: Gabby Giffords at June 12, 2015 09:24 AM (evdj2)
Can we get Liz Warren to comment on the ethics of claiming to be a different race in order to advance one's career?
Can we get the CBC to comment, period? How about the NBPP? Calypso Louie? Al? Jesse?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 09:24 AM (ETfhC)
Warren
Rachel
and every idiot who claimed someone vandalizes their car with race slurs or left a noose hanging on their door.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 09:24 AM (iQIUe)
Reform Conservatives Are Friends, Not Foes
By J. Cal Davenport
AEI paid flack who runs a political telemarketer www.victoryphones.com.
So, whore.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 09:25 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Colin at June 12, 2015 09:25 AM (sJq/K)
American Spectator article saying the Democrat nominee is not going to be Hilary. The prediction:
Mike Doomberg.
What say ye, hordesters.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 09:25 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 09:25 AM (ee9LE)
So did her family just sit back and watch her do this for years, or were they estranged and had no idea what she was doing?
Interesting if they did know and decided not to intervene - like knowing you have a mentally ill child and giving them room to wallow in their dysfunction. deceive others.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 09:25 AM (k2QA3)
Preach it, brother!
Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 09:25 AM (C9pBZ)
>>Eventually we will get a USS Barney Frank...
Not a submarine? They could paint it pink....
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 09:23 AM (k2QA3)
Hilarious.
Posted by: ALH at June 12, 2015 09:26 AM (JrKKc)
.
.
.
.Uh, that was the whole point of those movies.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 12, 2015 09:26 AM (iONHu)
One more stupid question, who forgot to cook the bacon and why isn't there any on my plate?
Posted by: fairweatherbill at June 12, 2015 09:26 AM (o/3Hk)
Preach it, brother!
Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 09:25 AM (C9pBZ)
A Sefton favorite. And I am not a huge western fan.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 09:26 AM (St6BJ)
hillary would easily win if the election were today
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 12, 2015 09:26 AM (E9liA)
American Spectator article saying the Democrat nominee is not going to be Hilary. The prediction:
Mike Doomberg.
What say ye, hordesters.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 09:25 AM (St6BJ)
He'll never play outside the Northeast. I'm going with O'Malley, who at least is a handsome guy.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 12, 2015 09:26 AM (RD7QR)
It won't go out to sea, but it will hang around the docks a lot.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 12, 2015 09:27 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 09:27 AM (S+el1)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 09:27 AM (kdS6q)
another horrible story over at the gateway pundit where a white family was attacked by a wall of black teens
tasered and the man's face bones are all busted up
the cops refused to call it a hate crime even though they were screaming attack and get the whitey
Black Mob Savagely Attacks White Family at Alabama 'First Friday' Event... "Get that White!"
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 09:27 AM (qCMvj)
her own food with bows and arrows, being abused by a stepfather and once
living in South Africa, her parents said.
A little checklist of leftist 'moral authority.'
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 09:27 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 12, 2015 09:27 AM (O7MnT)
As I said up thread, it will be a tug.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 12, 2015 09:27 AM (7wlD8)
American Spectator article saying the Democrat nominee is not going to be Hilary. The prediction:
Mike Doomberg.
What say ye, hordesters.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 09:25 AM (St6BJ)
I have been saying that for over a year.
Posted by: Vic We Have Nobody to vote for at June 12, 2015 09:27 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 09:28 AM (k2QA3)
What ever happened to the more respectful Ma'am and Sir? or Folks?
A small but irritating Pet Peeve.
Really? I mean, I get it about not liking it from a waiter. A waiter *should* be more polite than that. "You guys" is a plural greeting for your socially equal acquaintances. Coming up to a group of your friends and saying, "What are you guys doing?" isn't condescending - at least, I've never viewed it as such.
Of course, I'm a Texan, so I know that it's really "Y'all," and "You guys" is filthy Yankee speak.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 12, 2015 09:28 AM (kff5f)
Its aft section will be full of seamen.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 12, 2015 09:27 AM (O7MnT)
But it's not long and hard.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 09:28 AM (St6BJ)
One more stupid question, who forgot to cook the bacon and why isn't there any on my plate?
We have fake bacon.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 09:28 AM (ETfhC)
Posted by: Lizzy
It would be long and hard and full of seamen! (sp?)
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at June 12, 2015 09:28 AM (RFeQD)
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I don't know. The two-horses-too-many bit where Charles Bronson shoots Jack Elam and two other bad guys is pretty good.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 09:28 AM (ee9LE)
Actually, that's funny.
The NAACP allowed a Whitey! into their org.
Bamboozled by the white woman!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 09:28 AM (qCMvj)
Oh dear - do I even want to know what that word means?
Google it, Lizzy. What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2015 09:29 AM (JtwS4)
Mux usually means multiple... kinder the German for children.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 12, 2015 09:29 AM (7wlD8)
Posted by: Vic We Have Nobody to vote for at June 12, 2015 09:27 AM (GpgJl)
Well, since I only read the comments, I guess I missed your prognostication. Serves me right.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 09:29 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at June 12, 2015 09:30 AM (1li1B)
Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 09:30 AM (C9pBZ)
I parse that as "multiplexer child"
Posted by: Eisenhorn at June 12, 2015 09:30 AM (1li1B)
What about the dreaded "Muxkinder sitzpinkler?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 09:30 AM (St6BJ)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 09:28 AM (ee9LE)
I thought the fly buzzing around Elam's face was a nice touch.
Posted by: Vic We Have Nobody to vote for at June 12, 2015 09:30 AM (GpgJl)
http://tinyurl.com/p7ob98a
God Bless America.
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 12, 2015 09:30 AM (nqiq9)
Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 09:31 AM (3ZtZW)
Interesting if they did know and decided not to intervene - like knowing you have a mentally ill child and giving them room to wallow in their dysfunction. deceive others.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 09:25 AM (k2QA3)
The only thing I can say is, we don't know if they tried to do anything, and parents will do anything for their child.
They knew, though. They knew all along.
Can we blame the parents for her "adult" behaviour?
We can now same the NAACP allows whites.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 09:31 AM (qCMvj)
First rule of Ace of Spades...OK, probably not the *first*, but never google a unknown term seen in AoS comments.
Ana Puma - Shhhhh! Don't give them any ideas
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 09:31 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Vic We Have Nobody to vote for at June 12, 2015 09:30 AM (GpgJl)
So that's where Obama got that idea. . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 09:31 AM (St6BJ)
Warren
Rachel
and every idiot who claimed someone vandalizes their car with race slurs or left a noose hanging on their door.
-
Ward Churchill.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 09:31 AM (ee9LE)
Once Upon a Time in the West starts slowly, achingly slowly. It builds. It crescendos. It is a deserved classic.
-
I don't know. The two-horses-too-many bit where Charles Bronson shoots Jack Elam and two other bad guys is pretty good.
That is in fact awesome. It follows 20 minutes of Jack Elam and Woody Strode waiting in a soundscape of noises and heat. Which is also awesome.
But the first time I watched it was because my girlfriend wanted me to see it and I was pissed at her at the time so I totally didn't have the patience for it. It does reward the patience.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2015 09:32 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 09:32 AM (S+el1)
The first 1000 through the gates get to wave at Hillary sort of close up.
Cash, Credit/Debit, EBT excepted. No coolers, backpacks, lawn chairs, food/water. Put on sunscreen, you will be standing out in the sun.
Posted by: Colin at June 12, 2015 09:32 AM (sJq/K)
Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 09:32 AM (3ZtZW)
Warren
Rachel
and every idiot who claimed someone vandalizes their car with race slurs or left a noose hanging on their door.
-
Ward Churchill.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 09:31 AM (ee9LE)
mattress girl
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 09:33 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2015 09:33 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 12, 2015 09:33 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 12, 2015 09:22 AM
Dry dock.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 09:33 AM (h4vJk)
Cruz/Fiorina for the Republicans.
goes extra innings. . . overtime....arbitration.
Posted by: Zeland Knorski at June 12, 2015 09:33 AM (TUmPT)
http://tinyurl.com/p7ob98a
God Bless America."
There gentlemen, is the reason why there will always be a dawn in America's future.
(oh, and BBL)
Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 09:33 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 12, 2015 09:34 AM (2cS/G)
That's just one old lady's opinion. YMMV.
Posted by: ALH at June 12, 2015 09:34 AM (JrKKc)
Posted by: B Fwank at June 12, 2015 09:34 AM (sIXA8)
The first 1000 through the gates get to wave at Hillary sort of close up.
Cash, Credit/Debit, EBT excepted. No coolers, backpacks, lawn chairs, food/water. Put on sunscreen, you will be standing out in the sun.
Posted by: Colin at June 12, 2015 09:32 AM (sJq/K)
So how many campaign launches will this be for her? How many does she get before she is officially campaigning?
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 12, 2015 09:35 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: B Fwank at June 12, 2015 09:35 AM (sIXA8)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2015 09:36 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 09:36 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Zeland Knorski at June 12, 2015 09:36 AM (TUmPT)
Feminists, it's clear that Jenner is celebrated and #RachelDolezal is shunned because of White Male Privilege.
#SomeTransMoreEqual
Posted by: @votermom at June 12, 2015 09:37 AM (cbfNE)
This is true. When more formality is needed use "Y'uns."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2015 09:37 AM (659DL)
Can we blame the parents for her "adult" behaviour?
Eh, more like *not* helping those their daughter tricked.
Without going into too much detail, had a friend who dated a guy who seemed too good to be true. Quick courtship, then marriage. Within a week savings cleaned out, credit cards maxed, etc. Turns out his family knew he was crazy and he had a history of doing this sort of thing - representing himself as something he was not (e.g. he had been kicked out of the military for impersonating an officer). So friend was pissed that the guy's family never mentioned any of this mental health history with her - just went along w/all of the wedding prep, rehersal dinner, etc. w/out ever taking her aside and checking to be sure he had not lied to her. Yes, they were both adults and she is responsible for getting married so soon, but it sucks to find out there were people who knew he was crazy and didn't ever mention it.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 09:37 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 09:37 AM (3ZtZW)
-
Two words: Claudia Cardinale.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 09:38 AM (ee9LE)
A small but irritating Pet Peeve.
Depends on the restaurant.
Mel's Diner with Florence Jean Castleberry? No prob.
Ruth's Chris Steak House? Yeah.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 09:38 AM (ETfhC)
Posted by: torabora at June 12, 2015 09:38 AM (LiTV7)
Thanks Congress
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 12, 2015 09:39 AM (eOpVe)
#SomeTransMoreEqual
Ouch!! Love it.
If gender is fluid (biology be damned!), why not race?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 09:39 AM (k2QA3)
This is true. When more formality is needed use "Y'uns."
Or for black tie affairs, "hey fucktards!"
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2015 09:39 AM (JtwS4)
https://youtu.be/AfrSKt5b-50
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 12, 2015 09:39 AM (7wlD8)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2015 09:39 AM (JO9+V)
How...appropriate.
Wouldn't that be a CCS for Gabby?
(Clittoral Combat Ship)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 09:39 AM (ETfhC)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 12, 2015 09:39 AM (nFdGS)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 09:39 AM (oVJmc)
intervene - like knowing you have a mentally ill child and giving them
room to wallow in their dysfunction. deceive others.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 09:25 AM (k2QA3)
probably more along the line of, "well, her name really isn't Bambi, she got a GED at 19 and never attended nursing school, never dated a Colombian drug kingpin in Miami - I think she flew through MIA once on Delta - and I never forced her to take ballet and belly-danching.
Her mom and I are not happy she chose stripping as a career, but at least she has an income and isn't sponging off us.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2015 09:40 AM (3pRHP)
#SomeTransMoreEqual
Posted by: @votermom at June 12, 2015 09:37 AM (cbfNE)
nice
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 09:40 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 09:41 AM (ee9LE)
"Do you cry when people litter?"
"Have you or your children ever won a spelling bee?"
"That's not really pork in the sweet and sour sauce, right?"
I am going to make a mint devising new transitioning screening questions.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2015 09:41 AM (659DL)
I'm surprise he knows the way to Capital Hill
Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 09:41 AM (S+el1)
Lesson: NEVER forget to send Mom flowers on Mother's Day!
Posted by: @votermom at June 12, 2015 09:41 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: fairweatherbill at June 12, 2015 09:41 AM (o/3Hk)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 12, 2015 09:41 AM (NeFrd)
Nice to see the NAACP has become tolerant in accepting Whites now. Congratulations.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 09:42 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Navin Johnson at June 12, 2015 09:42 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2015 09:42 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2015 09:43 AM (2Ojst)
You know that meme by femi's that Men are Liars!
yeah, that
Fauxcohauntus
Mattress Girl
RachelFro
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 09:44 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Brucella Jenner at June 12, 2015 09:44 AM (TOk1P)
The Clint man with no name trilogy is mostly disposable fun. Once Upon a Time is indispensable.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2015 09:24 AM (JtwS4)
"It's not the same thing!"
Once Upon a Time in the West is a magnificent piece of film. The music at the final duel is... it still gives me chills. You feel the rage... blazing hot but under cold control. You see the noose tighten... the harmonica falls into the dust and...
Yeah. Blammo. Blue Eyes never knew what hit him.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at June 12, 2015 09:44 AM (6JL3d)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2015 09:42 AM (0O7c5)
You've got to go to the committee and submit a petition, then put on white shoes after Labor Day, go to a tractor pull, listen to country music, then wait for the application to be approved by NASCAR. Say, 6 to 8 weeks.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 12, 2015 09:44 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 09:45 AM (oVJmc)
She wanted leadership.So just like Fauxcahontas and TFG, she needed to lie to get it. Really, society is to blame.
Posted by: @votermom at June 12, 2015 09:45 AM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 12, 2015 09:45 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Zeland Knorski at June 12, 2015 09:36 AM (TUmPT)
I would hate to find out that Scankles is our era's Calvo Sotelo
Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2015 09:45 AM (3pRHP)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 09:46 AM (oVJmc)
She should have at least changed her name to something more exotic.
Like Bruce.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 09:46 AM (ETfhC)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 12, 2015 09:47 AM (NeFrd)
Let's not get carried away here. She never committed crimes against humanity.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2015 09:47 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 12, 2015 09:47 AM (NeFrd)
I'm not only without anything to contribute here...
reading all the comments...
l'm not sure you'n's have anything to contribute here...
Sorry. It's not you. Really. It's me. Well, it may be you, too, but I don't know, 'cause I can't see past the part that it's me.
Posted by: mindful webworker - grumpy today with a chance of frowns at June 12, 2015 09:47 AM (hpmES)
petition, then put on white shoes after Labor Day, go to a tractor pull,
listen to country music, then wait for the application to be approved
by NASCAR. Say, 6 to 8 weeks.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 12, 2015 09:44 AM (RD7QR)
It's a lot easier to get your black privilege back, after a lifetime of having an in with the white folks. You just have to kill a blonde chick.
Posted by: Ojay Simpson, Prisoner number 38557092 at June 12, 2015 09:48 AM (TOk1P)
****
Submarine?
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 12, 2015 09:47 AM (NeFrd)
Long, hard and full of seamen. Just how he likes it.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2015 09:48 AM (2Ojst)
I'm not only without anything to contribute here...
reading all the comments...
l'm not sure you'n's have anything to contribute here...
Sorry. It's not you. Really. It's me. Well, it may be you, too, but I don't know, 'cause I can't see past the part that it's me.
Posted by: mindful webworker - grumpy today with a chance of frowns at June 12, 2015 09:47 AM (hpmES)
No, really, this never happened to me before.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 12, 2015 09:48 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 09:48 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: B Fwank at June 12, 2015 09:49 AM (sIXA8)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 12, 2015 09:47 AM (NeFrd)
...
...
...
Ahem.
Target.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2015 09:49 AM (659DL)
In tramp news:
Oregon has enacted a first-of-its-kind insurance law that will allow women to obtain a year's worth of birth control at a time, instead of the 30 or 90 day supply available now.
A year's supply "would reduce the potential for skipping pills or not having her patch or ring when she needs it," the Guttmacher Institute researcher said.
So, whore away ladies.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 09:49 AM (kdS6q)
Goats Gone Wild
Big Boobed Burkhas
Hot Infidels
Trailer for Goats Gone Wild
http://tinyurl.com/nldaxfc
Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 09:49 AM (S+el1)
We have our first transracialed person. Let's celebrate her courage stat!
Posted by: chique at June 12, 2015 09:50 AM (shFKH)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 09:46 AM (oVJmc)
She lied about being black. I don't remember Vanilla Ice ever claiming to be black, though the SJWs would claim that he was guilty of "cultural appropriation". But who appropriated whose culture? After all, rap is just square dance music with dirty lyrics.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 12, 2015 09:50 AM (nFdGS)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 09:50 AM (oVJmc)
Goats Gone Wild
Big Boobed Burkhas
Hot Infidels
Cave Casting Couch
Drones Gone Wild
Two Girls, One Obstructed Screen Wall View
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2015 09:51 AM (659DL)
Just like poker. If you can't tell who the mark is,
it's you!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 09:51 AM (ETfhC)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2015 09:51 AM (0O7c5)
The chimes from the music box are another tune that haunt me now and again. Man, I grew up with great film... kids these days don't know what's good, because they've never been exposed to it. x_x
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at June 12, 2015 09:52 AM (6JL3d)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 12, 2015 09:52 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 12, 2015 09:50 AM (nFdGS)
Grab your partner swing 'er round
Then pimp slap the fuckin' ho.
Do see do.
Bitches curtsy.
Brothas bow.
Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 12, 2015 09:52 AM (RD7QR)
I like my coffee like I like my NAACP officials...
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2015 09:52 AM (659DL)
I prefer my coffee like my women. Black and bitter
Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 09:52 AM (S+el1)
I feel like I need to get out of town for a night or two this weekend, but I can't decide where...
Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 12, 2015 09:52 AM (lIU4e)
You and my wife would get along just great.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 09:53 AM (ETfhC)
I prefer my coffee like my women. Black and bitter
Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 09:52 AM (S+el1)
Ground up and in the freezer.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2015 09:53 AM (2Ojst)
oh...and how about including stevia in your choice of sweetners so i
don't have to carry packets around in my purse? huh? how about
that?!!!!!!//////
I like my coffee like I like my NAACP officials...
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2015 09:52 AM (659DL)
ok...pass a kleenex and a towel.....my coffee came out my nose and is on my keyboard and screen......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2015 09:53 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 12, 2015 09:54 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 12, 2015 09:54 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2015 09:54 AM (659DL)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 09:54 AM (ETfhC)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 09:54 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2015 09:54 AM (0O7c5)
you are the best
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2015 09:54 AM (0O7c5)
Aw, shucks. *blushes*
Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2015 09:55 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: B Fwank at June 12, 2015 09:55 AM (sIXA8)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 09:54 AM (iQIUe)
Oh, because black people steal is that it? That's...wait.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2015 09:56 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 12, 2015 09:57 AM (VcOqI)
From the Montana tepee where she was born in 1977 to empowering the black community in Spokane today, Dolezal has lived a life full of experiences "most people normally don't have to go through."
According to Dolezal, "Jesus Christ" is the witness on her birth certificate. Her mother believed in living off the land; they lived in the middle of nowhere. As a child, Dolezal and her family hunted their food with bows and arrows.
From Montana, she, her mother, stepfather and three siblings moved to Colorado in 1992 for two years. From there, her family moved to Cape Town, South Africa, where her stepfather accepted a religious job opportunity.
"It's a painful thing to talk about my childhood," she paused as she looked down into her hands. "I kind of don't talk about it much."
Dolezal and her siblings were physically abused by her mother and stepfather. "They would punish us by skin complexion," she said. According to Dolezal, the object her mother and stepfather used to punish them was called a baboon whip, used to ward baboons away in South Africa. These whips would leave scars behind, "they were pretty similar to what was used as whips during slavery."
"A Life to be Heard." UWIRE Text 5 Feb. 2015:
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 09:57 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: torabora at June 12, 2015 09:57 AM (V01tk)
Today's fresh hell has been put on hold because I can't stop laughing at the Person of Pallor that runs the Spokane NAACP.
That is the funniest thing evah.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.
Oh, and B'Gal's in the hospital again with pancreatitis, so if I could request a little prayer for her, I'd be thankful.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 09:57 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2015 09:57 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 09:57 AM (0HooB)
good thoughts and prayers for her.....Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2015 09:58 AM (0O7c5)
NAACP loon comes by it naturally I think
Her parents adopted several black children. It's clear she was, and is, still trying to get their attention. She has presented one of her adopted brothers as her son. She married a black man. She majored in black studies. She invented a Native American past too I bet. Hunting with bows and arrows. Native Americans do not normally live like that. She learned early that the only way to attention and success is through Victimhood
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 09:58 AM (zOTsN)
That's...wait.
Phone call for CVS Pharmacy. Please pick up the white courtesy phone. CVS Pharmacy, please pick up the white courtesy phone.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 09:59 AM (ETfhC)
Reading the comments, I swear it could be ace, or AtC socking it in.
http://tinyurl.com/pprlgko
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2015 09:59 AM (VPLuQ)
Naaaaaaah. That would require self-awareness and the ability to learn from experience.
Mornin' Horde. Anyone seen that tanker full of kerosene I ordered? Can't burn it all down without proper fuel, y'know, and damned if I'm going to use the last of my Val-U-Rite ration for it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 12, 2015 09:59 AM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 12, 2015 10:00 AM (0xTsz)
Posted by: eman at June 12, 2015 10:00 AM (MQEz6)
Done...
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2015 10:00 AM (VPLuQ)
I have to wonder, did nobody ever figure it out? Or are they just so short on proper PoCs in the Pacific Northwest they turned a blind eye to have the position filled?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 12, 2015 10:01 AM (DT3rQ)
The education director of the Human Rights Education Institute in Coeur d'Alene has resigned, citing "issues of fairness and equity" after she was passed over for the institute's top job.
The Coeur d'Alene Press reported that Dolezal said she was the target of discrimination. While she was education director, Dolezal, who is multiracial, said she was the victim of racial harassment, slurs and threats against her and her son by white supremacists.
On two occasions she reported finding hangman's nooses tied to her garage's rafters, and a swastika sticker on the door of the institute, The Spokesman-Review has reported.
Spokesman-Review 28 July 2010
I internet love this lunatic.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 10:01 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Mama AJ at June 12, 2015 10:01 AM (0xTsz)
The torpedoes are slathered in astro-glide before insertion into the torpedo tubes.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 12, 2015 10:01 AM (PtTYB)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2015 10:02 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 09:57 AM (0HooB)
Ugh, ouch. Good thoughts y'all's way.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2015 10:02 AM (2Ojst)
She has to wear wigs
She is only 37, she looks so much older
She is just a homely kind of lumpy white woman
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:03 AM (zOTsN)
Tomorrow my wife will probably tell me her mother is coming for an extended visit. Alcohol was made for times like these.
Posted by: fairweatherbill at June 12, 2015 10:03 AM (FviSe)
Aren't all the left's factions being used by the others? Doesn't this always break down into the purges?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 10:03 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 12, 2015 10:03 AM (2cS/G)
Tomorrow my wife will probably tell me her mother is coming for an extended visit. Alcohol was made for times like these.
Posted by: fairweatherbill at June 12, 2015 10:03 AM (FviSe)
Cyanide pills were made for times like those.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2015 10:03 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 12, 2015 10:04 AM (DT3rQ)
I have to wonder, did nobody ever figure it out?
Went on the facebook earlier and local black girl says 'she looks mixed, maybe mother got something on the side'. I don't know that she even looked at the kid pictures...
OK, this is ridiculous, but there was an 'Americas Next Top Model' where they did pictures of all the models as different races. It was sort of fascinating.
Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 12, 2015 10:04 AM (lIU4e)
Reading the comments, I swear it could be ace, or AtC socking it in.
He's a world-class (and brilliant) troller.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 10:05 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:05 AM (zOTsN)
A phrase I saw once in a saner world is perfect for describing the Left's "Big (Lunatic Asylum) Tent": round-robin masochism tango.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 12, 2015 10:05 AM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Bob, from the NSA at June 12, 2015 10:05 AM (VPLuQ)
My current hate, hate, hate is the habit some people have of saying 'yeah, no' -- kid back from school came back infected with that one.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 12, 2015 10:05 AM (MIKMs)
So can
Posted by: An Observation at June 12, 2015 10:06 AM (1G15d)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 10:06 AM (0HooB)
Suck it reality.
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 12, 2015 10:06 AM (t06LC)
Posted by: president o'bumbles at June 12, 2015 10:07 AM (kivUY)
Her mother says she did not, though she had relatives there who she never even visited.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 10:07 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 10:08 AM (LA7Cm)
Heh. The Left eat their own eventually.
There's also the gay hotel owners who are *still* being harassed by the LGBTQ crowd for meeting with Ted Cruz. Apparently if you're gay you must be a Democrat. Welcome to unpersonhood for your thoughtcrime!
http://preview.tinyurl.com/nz9p5mo
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 10:08 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 10:08 AM (0HooB)
Her parents allege a smidge of NA, but I do not even believe that
This is a case of very altruistic parents who did missionary work and adopted a slew of black kids and the message that she recieved is that if she wanted attention she had better be black
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:08 AM (zOTsN)
************
Oh, sweet fancy Elvis. This is pure hilarity.
I have a buddy who's a prof at EWU. I shall investigate.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 12, 2015 10:08 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Colin at June 12, 2015 10:08 AM (sJq/K)
Now you're talkin'!
Posted by: president o'bumbles at June 12, 2015 10:09 AM (kivUY)
251 I wonder if she ever lived in South Africa
Her mother says she did not, though she had relatives there who she never even visited.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 10:07 AM (evdj2)
I wonder if she ever saw Tropic Thunder.
Posted by: eman at June 12, 2015 10:09 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 10:09 AM (k2QA3)
A black woman who directs educational programs for Coeur d'Alene's Human Rights Education Institute awoke Sunday morning to find a noose on the doorstep of her north Spokane home. It is the most recent in a spate of incidents Rachel Dolezal, 31, has experienced since April, when three skinheads walked into the education institute and asked her personal questions, including where she lived and where her son attended school.
After that, her Coeur d'Alene home was burglarized and Aryan Nations fliers were distributed in her neighborhood. In August, she moved to Spokane, in part because her son wanted to attend school in a more racially diverse classroom. Before she moved in with a friend who's also black, someone wrote a misspelled racial epithet on the sidewalk outside the home, with an arrow pointing to the house.
Last Wednesday, the home was burglarized, with thousands of dollars in possessions stolen. That included two guns -- a Glock 9 and a .357 Magnum, one of which Dolezal bought to protect herself following the encounter with the skinheads. The thieves took every penny from her son's piggy bank, Dolezal's laptop, a high-definition TV, an electric guitar, DVDs and video games. Dolezal said she doesn't know if the incidents are related or if they're all racially motivated.
Spokesman-Review [Spokane, WA] 24 Sept. 2009.
Une crime faux? Moi?
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 10:09 AM (kdS6q)
http://tinyurl.com/ptbxbb7
Honestly, I'm just leavin' this here. Reality has far outstripped my ability to parody and snark on it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 12, 2015 10:09 AM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 10:09 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 10:09 AM (evdj2)
---
The NYTs Rubio hitpieces are so clumsy and stupid that I ask myself, if they trying to covertly push him.
---
Opinion: Reform Conservatives Are Our Friends, Not Foes
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With friends like that you dont need enemies, i.e. Democrats.
Posted by: Harley Quinn at June 12, 2015 10:10 AM (3EXJM)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 10:10 AM (ETfhC)
Yes, BUT, when they DO move, it's really fast. And very shooty.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 12, 2015 10:11 AM (5buP8)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 10:11 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:11 AM (zOTsN)
This frikkin' TPA Rules vote is a frikkin' line in the sand. Boehner, Ryan, Cruz, and Walker have embraced TPA. They've gone full Washington on us. They want to give Barry even more power, even after we've learned that this administration is utterly incapable of protecting the private information of government employees from foreign hackers.
Shame on them.
Posted by: mrp at June 12, 2015 10:11 AM (JBggj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 10:11 AM (LA7Cm)
You no try. You go now! Cock sucka!
-Hop Sing
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 10:13 AM (ETfhC)
Posted by: president o'bumbles at June 12, 2015 10:13 AM (kivUY)
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 12, 2015 10:13 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:13 AM (zOTsN)
268 So. Apparently Jenna Jameson is converting to Judaism.
So she's had enough sex?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 10:11 AM (oVJmc)
Jenna Jameson telling you to wear a sweater and don't drive like a maniac.
Posted by: eman at June 12, 2015 10:13 AM (MQEz6)
They are their own thing. Usually pretty bad production, sound, acting, etc. But, there's something to them. Maybe a harken back to a simpler time?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 10:13 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2015 10:14 AM (9HoBs)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:14 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2015 10:14 AM (9HoBs)
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at June 12, 2015 10:15 AM (oVJmc)
'Cause we're all from Africa, amirite?
Posted by: the littl shyning man at June 12, 2015 10:15 AM (U6f54)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 10:15 AM (S+el1)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:15 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: The Escaped Convicts at June 12, 2015 10:16 AM (VcOqI)
That was her???
Lies, all the way down. I think ThuderB is right, she wanted attention and this is how she thought she could get it.
Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 12, 2015 10:16 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 10:16 AM (ETfhC)
So could I.
Mumsy Dearest was researching her genealogy when I was a younger Moron. One day she came back from the library fit to be tied: she'd found a black in her (and mine) lineage.
Cussed for a long time, she did. Of course, she also fancied herself as Scarlett O'Hara.
I never found out the details, but it never bothered me. Everyone is from everywhere anyway and there's no point in getting all bent out of shape about it. We're all God's children.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 10:16 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 10:11 AM (LA7Cm)
Not many, 'leastwise in the mid-90s. I lived there for four years.
If you avoided Sprague Ave., you might as well have been in a bottle of bleach.
As a side note, I GUARANTEE she is not the only one in academia pulling this crap.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 12, 2015 10:16 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:16 AM (zOTsN)
Is that kosher?
As long as she doesn't ever have sex with Ron Jeremy again.
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at June 12, 2015 10:16 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2015 10:17 AM (9HoBs)
Posted by: Bust it at June 12, 2015 10:17 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: fairweatherbill at June 12, 2015 10:17 AM (FviSe)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 12, 2015 10:17 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2015 10:17 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Pander Bear at June 12, 2015 10:17 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2015 10:17 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Bust it at June 12, 2015 10:18 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 10:18 AM (evdj2)
We're all God's children.
Amen. God made Adam and Eve.
Wait! That means we're all Jewish!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 10:18 AM (ETfhC)
Posted by: O'Brien at June 12, 2015 10:19 AM (D0NZx)
Posted by: WTF at June 12, 2015 10:19 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 12, 2015 10:19 AM (DT3rQ)
Thx. That's very kind. HE doesn't always think so ;^), but then, I suppose most teens go through that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2015 10:19 AM (9HoBs)
-----
Personally, I hate the word "folks." I'm sure it's a cultural/regional thing, but I find "you guys" preferable.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 10:20 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 10:20 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:20 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: WTF at June 12, 2015 10:20 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: eman at June 12, 2015 10:20 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Aaron85 at June 12, 2015 10:21 AM (TUmPT)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 10:21 AM (LA7Cm)
----
It's a little on the slow side.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 10:21 AM (VAsIq)
Apparently, she made a statement on MSNBC this morning.
Here it is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIaj7FNHnjQ
Posted by: naturalfake at June 12, 2015 10:21 AM (0cMkb)
Let's see if pixy kills this...
Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 12, 2015 10:21 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 10:21 AM (evdj2)
Ich bin ein Afrikaner!!!!!
/backs away slowly
/turns and breaks into full trot
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 12, 2015 10:21 AM (DT3rQ)
wouldn't be this particular smart, scowling, sometimes sweet. quirky,
socially awkward, funny kid that he is, than no kid at all.
I know exactly what you mean, Fenelonspoke. I have a kid with congenital health issues and I wouldn't trade him for the world (i.e. for a different, healthy child).
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 10:21 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Bob Dylan at June 12, 2015 10:22 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 10:20 AM (VAsIq)
Y'all.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2015 10:22 AM (2Ojst)
Probably the biggest reality check of my life today. Been driving around with my heart in my throat today for a good reason. Driving for work today I pull up to a house and start walking to the door to collect a donation. I'm immediately met with a large black lab, friendly as all hell so I do what I normally would do and pet the shit out of him...Love dogs more than people sometime I swear. Second to come out of this house running full steam at me is a 6yr old little fella who I could tell had some form of special need, come to find out after he had autism. He comes immediately next to me and starts petting the dog with me and starts saying "friend", "doggy". Third to come running out of the house was a lady who looked to be in her 40's well to do, yelling Sorry to me her whole way. She stops in her tracks when she gets close to us and had a bewildered look and started to cry. I had no idea what was going on. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me Jack was autistic and hadn't spoken a word in over a year to anyone. While I was talking to this woman, Jack came over, hugged my leg and said "Friend"...Are you kidding me...At this point in my life, I couldn't think of anything else that could have touched me like that. Thank You to my new friend Jack, I needed that more than you know buddy! Greatful and completely fucking humbled!
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 12, 2015 10:22 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 10:23 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 12, 2015 10:23 AM (eOpVe)
Posted by: Bob Dylan at June 12, 2015 10:23 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: JFK at June 12, 2015 10:23 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 10:23 AM (VAsIq)
Overwhelming evidence that University Indoctrination works.
Why does the Democrat Party attract liars and psychopaths?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 10:23 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Bob Dylan at June 12, 2015 10:24 AM (VcOqI)
Small miracles. Keep your eyes open and you see them everywhere.
Now if you'll excuse me I need to do something about this dust in my office, gettin' all up in my eyes...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 12, 2015 10:24 AM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 10:24 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:24 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 10:24 AM (iQIUe)
A sense of humor is a gift from God. Parenthood is an endurance race. Pray for us. He was one week summer program and then it's us together for the rest of the summer. Yay! ;^)The Spouse is more easy going than I am.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2015 10:24 AM (9HoBs)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 10:24 AM (evdj2)
Brb. Have to dust in here. Stuff is everywhere. Hurting the eyes.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 10:24 AM (ETfhC)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 10:25 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 12, 2015 10:24 AM (DT3rQ)
What was that complaint the other day about women crying at work?
Cause I'm totally not doing that right now.
Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 12, 2015 10:25 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 10:25 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Bob Dylan at June 12, 2015 10:26 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2015 10:26 AM (9HoBs)
Shit. For all we know Ace could be a fat sassy strong transgendered black woman.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 10:26 AM (iQIUe)
I am he as you are he and you are me and we are all together.
Posted by: WTF at June 12, 2015 10:19 AM (VcOqI)
All you need is love. John Lennon. Smart man. Shot in the back, very sad.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 10:26 AM (S+el1)
212 insomniac
you are the best
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2015 09:54 AM (0O7c5)
Aw, shucks. *blushes*
*junkpunches insomniac*
Nothing personal, just restoring balance to the universe.
(Also this is no longer timely but my boss came in while I was typing and I need this job).
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2015 10:26 AM (JtwS4)
It's a beautiful day. High temp of 80 today, no wind. I can see mountains to the west that stretch from the Canadian Border all the way down to the Sun River. My garden is growing by leaps and bounds.
But there's this damn jury summons in my mail this morning...
Posted by: fairweatherbill at June 12, 2015 10:26 AM (o/3Hk)
Posted by: Magical Mystery Tour at June 12, 2015 10:27 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 12, 2015 10:27 AM (0FSuD)
Gun".
Posted by: Magical Mystery Tour at June 12, 2015 10:27 AM (VcOqI)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: gracepmc at June 12, 2015 10:28 AM (xvd51)
Posted by: Insomniac
*shudders*
Six years in TX and now three in OK and I still find that an awkward word. I'm trying, you guys, I really am, but I just don't like "y'all" (the word, not you guys--you guys are great, you guys).
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 10:28 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2015 10:29 AM (0O7c5)
Something may or may not have happened in the cold, dark cavity in my chest where a heart should be.
I've really got to do something about the air contamination here, it's making my eyes water.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2015 10:29 AM (2Ojst)
Especially love the authority of the statistic that "10% of all people are born with #WrongSkin."
Uh huh. Sure. Do more than 10% of all people even think about their race except when they have to fill out a form identifying it?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 10:29 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 10:29 AM (3ZtZW)
Hate that word. Last several years under the rule of Barackus Maximus taught me the word means plebe
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:29 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Helter Skelter at June 12, 2015 10:29 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2015 10:30 AM (0O7c5)
Sorry about that. Sounds nice otherwise.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 10:30 AM (LA7Cm)
He would suddenly be "unstable", "mentally ill", and "insensitive to women's issues".
Being GOP or conservative is like multiplying by 0.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 12, 2015 10:30 AM (DT3rQ)
O_O
Wow. Damn it. Monitor's all blurry all of a sudden.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 10:30 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 10:31 AM (k2QA3)
How many times has she "officially" started her campaign now? Apparently she campaigns the same way Bill is reported to golf.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 12, 2015 10:31 AM (GDulk)
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly is my favorite movie soundtrack of all time. It just fits the look and "feel" of the movie so well. Love the spaghettis in general.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 12, 2015 10:31 AM (eZhth)
Posted by: Hanging Chad at June 12, 2015 10:31 AM (VcOqI)
I think it's cute she also identifies as Native American.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 10:31 AM (FsuaD)
It's a good joke - excellent parody.
Posted by: Lizzy
Elfwick is a master troll.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 10:32 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Hanging Chad at June 12, 2015 10:32 AM (VcOqI)
Life is pretty interesting and joy is found in unexpected places.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 10:32 AM (0HooB)
I am unclear in what ways he is a republican. Ok he claims he is a republican. He also claims to be a woman
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:32 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 10:32 AM (3ZtZW)
It's a good joke - excellent parody.[/i
He is lampooning the Left. He's a riot.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 10:32 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 10:33 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Hanging Chad at June 12, 2015 10:33 AM (VcOqI)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 10:33 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette
I keep a "reset" button in my purse, and another in my pantsuit pocket.
Posted by: Hillary(!) at June 12, 2015 10:33 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: The Barrel at June 12, 2015 10:33 AM (h4vJk)
People, especially on the left, are tripping all over their dicks (pardon the pun) on this one.
Jim Treacher's twitter timeline is a gem on this subject.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 12, 2015 10:33 AM (BZAd3)
http://tinyurl.com/omjrkfv
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2015 10:34 AM (VPLuQ)
Yep - just looking at all of his tweets and I am a new fan.
Man, this guy is good!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 10:34 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 12, 2015 10:34 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:34 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope
Can we get "Moron" as an ethnicity? Meat and potatoes and (I suppose) ValuRite?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 10:34 AM (VAsIq)
Me, I kinda just want a steak and tater festival
We call that "Payday" in Texas.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 10:34 AM (ETfhC)
----
It's a little on the slow side.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 10:21 AM (VAsIq)
But what will the navy call its new Clittoral combat ships? The Jenna Jameson?
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 12, 2015 10:34 AM (t06LC)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 12, 2015 10:35 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Hanging Chad at June 12, 2015 10:35 AM (VcOqI)
This, in a military town.
*taps fingers waiting for SMOD*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 10:35 AM (FsuaD)
It explains not looking like a black person.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 10:35 AM (oVJmc)
What's going on down there?
Posted by: fairweatherbill at June 12, 2015 10:35 AM (xrURQ)
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 12, 2015 10:34 AM
The Sandra Fluke
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 10:35 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Hanging Chad at June 12, 2015 10:35 AM (VcOqI)
How it goes when you're startin' a Hog
Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 10:36 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 10:36 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 12, 2015 10:34 AM
The Sandra Fluke
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 10:35 AM (h4vJk)
That will be the massive new drydock facility.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2015 10:36 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Jollyroger
That stupid Jooooo!? No! Name it after me! Or that great patriot Huma--her combat ship is top notch.
Posted by: Hillary(!) at June 12, 2015 10:36 AM (VAsIq)
__________
And isn't this really the story of Obama . . . . 's mama?
Another self-loathing white woman who convinced herself that brown-skinned third-worlders were vastly superior to whites because . . . not white. (And also convinced her kid, to the detriment of us all).
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 12, 2015 10:37 AM (o8Gus)
But what will the navy call its new Clittoral combat ships? The Jenna Jameson?
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 12, 2015 10:34 AM
The USS Lewinsky
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 12, 2015 10:37 AM (wtvvX)
big, like 300 pounds big, guy who has been down in the dumps lately, so
this was a good thing for him as well as the kid.
So nice to hear a happy story like that.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 10:37 AM (k2QA3)
There's a hole in the head?
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 10:37 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 10:37 AM (h4vJk)
But what will the navy call its new Clittoral combat ships? The Jenna Jameson?
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 12, 2015 10:34 AM
The USS Lewinsky
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 12, 2015 10:37 AM (wtvvX)
Problem is it'll keep going down.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2015 10:37 AM (2Ojst)
Wouldn't that be nice. Just steak. Everyway you like. Just taters. Everyway you like. Nobody giving one shit about race or religion or looking for something to get offended over.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 10:38 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 12, 2015 10:34 AM
The Sandra Fluke
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 10:35 AM (h4vJk)
I think they're gonna call one the Caitlyn Jenner. They're converting a cruiser.
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 12, 2015 10:38 AM (t06LC)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2015 10:38 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2015 10:37 AM (2Ojst)
*golf clap*
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 12, 2015 10:38 AM (wtvvX)
I am unclear in what ways he is a republican. Ok he claims he is a republican. He also claims to be a woman
I read somewhere on that Intarwebz thingy this morning that he/she/it was also claiming to be a Christian.
Um, no. Not with that attitude.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 10:38 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:38 AM (zOTsN)
Well shit, that doesn't work any more.
All my cliche's is toast.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 12, 2015 10:38 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 10:38 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 12, 2015 10:38 AM
I LOL'd.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 10:38 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: despair at June 12, 2015 10:39 AM (J6suc)
Otherwise known as "Friday plus Weekends" here at chez mouse...
Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 10:39 AM (C9pBZ)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 10:39 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 10:39 AM (LA7Cm)
He had served in the military (natch) as a Navy MP. So, there ya go. She wonders how many cops did serve and have PTSD? Thanks, Kathy.
No mention whatsoever by the scrunt that earlier that day he had been called to a suicide, where the husband/father killed himself in front of his wife and kids, and then was called to an attempted suicide.
Facts. How the hell do they work?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 10:39 AM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
I am familiar with it--Littorally.
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 12, 2015 10:40 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 12, 2015 10:40 AM (eytER)
I see you are familiar with the Littoral Combat Ship.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 10:39 AM (LA7Cm)
What do you have against those ships? I hear they are mean SOBs about one week a month.
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 12, 2015 10:40 AM (t06LC)
Posted by: LIV at June 12, 2015 10:40 AM (VAsIq)
David Burge @iowahawkblog
If Dolezal refuses to step down, and the NAACP fires her, does she have a basis for a racial discrimination suit? #ChimeInHereLawyers
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 10:41 AM (qCMvj)
Hell, look at the guy running the org now. Looks like he MIGHT have had a black grandparent in a sea of honky.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 12, 2015 10:41 AM (OMTVG)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 10:41 AM (S+el1)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 12, 2015 10:41 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at June 12, 2015 10:41 AM (oVJmc)
It's better to fuss about "you guys" and all the Social-Cultural trivia that will mean nothing when the U.S. Congress and Mocha Messiah give away a huge chunk of our sovereignty....
Good to know.
Posted by: MrScribbler at June 12, 2015 10:42 AM (P8YHq)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2015 10:42 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 10:42 AM (qCMvj)
Everyway you like. Nobody giving one shit about race or religion or
looking for something to get offended over.
Isn't that what state and county fairs are? Provided you're OK with the steak and taters being put on a stick, battered and deep fried.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 10:42 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 10:42 AM (h4vJk)
If only President Neidermeyer knew of this injustice!
Posted by: Chupacabras at June 12, 2015 10:43 AM (5npD/)
Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 10:43 AM (3ZtZW)
This is a clear case of cultural appropriation by whitey
She should pay restoration. She is the iggy azalea of civil rights
She took the preference that was reserved for actual native Americans and African Americans
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:43 AM (zOTsN)
B's BBQ. I was really, really looking forward to going there. The husband and wife who owned it both quit well-paying careers, and worked their butts off. Hope they rebuild and recover soon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 10:43 AM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 10:43 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 12, 2015 10:43 AM (W5DcG)
around 1910, the board was ALL PASTY WHITE PEOPLE with the notable
exception of WEB DuBois as the token Negro.
See also a lot of 60s black power groups like the Symbionese Liberation Army. One black guy and a lot of Bill Ayers-type rich white kids.
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at June 12, 2015 10:43 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 10:43 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal
A Seinfeld reference?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 10:43 AM (XUKZU)
Chirruns, let's go over some factables that I ain't no wayz tarred o' yet:
1.) 10+ million illegal immigrants with 2016 POTUS votes for moi already recorded in the DNC's registry, to be turned over to DemoKKKrat voter-registration folks on Erection Day. (BTW under some of you all's names, too!)
2.) The Media-Machine in my pantsuit back-pocket, now including Fox, once Rupert's leftist sons take over.
3.) $$$$$ from even the Norks, Iran and Russia, STILL rollin' in!
4.) The Caitlyn Jenner Wave keeps the Social Leftist pee-pee up for longer than even Viagra does!
At this point what difference does it make, hmmmmmm? *hums 'Hail to the Chief' in bossa-nova beat*
Posted by: Shrillary's Vagina at June 12, 2015 10:44 AM (sCHw2)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:44 AM (zOTsN)
In the wake of Jenner & Rachel Dolezal, everybody should be free to self-identify their own race on college applications.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 10:44 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 10:45 AM (LA7Cm)
And then drizzles them with garlic butter
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:46 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 10:46 AM (LA7Cm)
And then drizzles them with garlic butter
Can I get that with gravy instead?
Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 10:47 AM (S+el1)
lol
David Burge @iowahawkblog
David Burge retweeted Joan Walsh
Salon's Soul Sister #1 chimes in
Joan Walsh
When we really don't know exactly what she did, and if there's serious emotional trouble behind it. That's all. #RachelDolezal 2/2
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 10:47 AM (qCMvj)
No kidding!
Zombie posted the other night that the gal who organized the pool party on private property does this as a business w/her mom. They advertise the party and use promises of "dime" girls to lure teen boys there. They charge cash entry and then let the crowds overwhelm the venue's security. The worst part is that they hire young women to attend as their dimegirls - girls who are 13-15 years old - and they may actually be pimping them out.
This is potentially a really ugly story that has nothing to do with race or police brutality.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 10:47 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2015 10:47 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
Not really, no--there's nothing like the real thing.
Posted by: Harry Reid at June 12, 2015 10:47 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:48 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:46 AM (zOTsN)
we shared a fries with garlic aioli sauce the other night
oh my
yeah, that French again
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 10:48 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2015 10:48 AM (oZr5y)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2015 10:48 AM (0O7c5)
Do we still have any rape left over from Tuesday?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2015 10:47 AM (JtwS4)
There's always plenty of rape at the HQ.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 10:49 AM (FsuaD)
Posted by: filthy, filthy Canadians at June 12, 2015 10:49 AM (VAsIq)
My mind's reeling from both, and my getting any work done today is a bit of an open question at this point.
Steyn *MUST* write about Dolezal. So it is written, so it is done!
Posted by: Bubba at June 12, 2015 10:49 AM (bpn7O)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 10:50 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bubba at June 12, 2015 10:50 AM (bpn7O)
Instead?
The biker bar where I'm playing tonight has the best cheeseburger I have ever had, plus those giant onion rings, upon which I was nomming on the way home this morning. They were even good cold.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 10:50 AM (0HooB)
guilty pleasures
leftover homemade caramel I made yesterday...
i just had
justification: it's Friday
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 10:50 AM (qCMvj)
No kidding. He's not whiter than barely-tan (Caucasian) me, but it's a close thing. He's probably lighter skinned than naturally tannish (totally Caucasian) Middlest Kidlet though. Also "Jealous"?! He's very well named. Why would anyone *keep* such a name and not get it legally changed?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 12, 2015 10:51 AM (GDulk)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
Little blonde girl that just graduated high school with my son took your advice. Claims to be Native American. Full ride scholorship to Dartmouth. I'm sure she'll fit right in.
Posted by: fairweatherbill at June 12, 2015 10:51 AM (xrURQ)
And some cheese curd?
Posted by: filthy, filthy Canadians at June 12, 2015 10:49 AM (VAsIq)
poutine with sausage!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 10:51 AM (qCMvj)
leftover homemade caramel I made yesterday...
i just had
justification: it's Friday
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
Guilty pleasures:
Cub scout troop # 325
Posted by: Harry Reid at June 12, 2015 10:51 AM (VAsIq)
The new guy Brooks looks pretty Black. Your thinking of Hooks or Benjamin Jealous, who looks like Vincent D'Onofrio to me.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 10:51 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 10:52 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 12, 2015 10:52 AM (KCQo0)
Posted by: Chupacabras at June 12, 2015 10:52 AM (CGjum)
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at June 12, 2015 10:52 AM (oZr5y)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 10:52 AM (S+el1)
Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 10:53 AM (3ZtZW)
Nobody knows
da troubles I seen
Nobody knows
da sorrows
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal
That's retarded.
Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at June 12, 2015 10:53 AM (FsuaD)
"Follow the money trail," #RachelDolezal said. "A white woman makes millions off a black woman's story" http://bit.ly/1QsTXRn
heh
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 10:53 AM (qCMvj)
I'm on the middle-aged guy what doesn't want to get fat diet which means mostly avoiding carbs and sweets, but as of right now I really want...
French fries in beer batter drizzled with garlic butter, and
French fries with garlic aioli, and
homemade caramel.
And a cheeseburger. And Val-U-Rite on rocks.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2015 10:53 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 10:54 AM (k2QA3)
Signed,
Mickey O'Shwarma of the Tel-Aviv Cohens
Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at June 12, 2015 10:54 AM (sCHw2)
1/36th. How is that not the one drop rule? What possible discrimination did that person endure based on such remote heritage
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:54 AM (zOTsN)
McKinney, like Ferguson and all the others is a planned attempt to destroy the people and institutions that protect society - a society despised, hated and targeted for destruction by the institutional Left.
This is all orchestrated from the White House by Jarret.
This movement has taken on a life of its own and doesn't need any direction from above. It will continue like a tornado until it fizzles out, but it may destroy everything before it's done. But there's nothing to do but wait and pick up the pieces and rebuild when it's finished. I keep hoping for a military coup, but I don't think anyone can or will save us.
Posted by: despair at June 12, 2015 10:54 AM (J6suc)
Posted by: Chupacabras at June 12, 2015 10:54 AM (XiVKO)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2015 10:54 AM (kivUY)
Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 10:55 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 10:55 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 10:55 AM (oVJmc)
Bacchus @theonlybacchus
White people, we've stolen enough spaces that didn't belong to us.
#RachelDolezal continued that dangerous practice.
So no, it's not okay.
omg
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 10:55 AM (qCMvj)
Listening to the conference right now
http://climateconference.heartland.org/
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 12, 2015 10:55 AM (eOpVe)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 10:56 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Vic We Have Nobody to vote for at June 12, 2015 09:12 AM (GpgJl)
Your mouth. G-d's ears. A little assembly maybe?
Remember how we all worked hard to Stop Hillary! in 2008? Remember what we got instead?
Posted by: despair at June 12, 2015 10:56 AM (J6suc)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 10:56 AM (XUKZU)
Hell, President Boyfriend took more pains to protect Osama's body from tampering than he did my clearance information.
Posted by: Chupacabras at June 12, 2015 10:54 AM (XiVKO)
Possible thread winner.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 10:56 AM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Preezie 0Bama at June 12, 2015 10:56 AM (sCHw2)
Posted by: eman at June 12, 2015 10:56 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 12, 2015 10:57 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 10:57 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 10:57 AM (qCMvj)
I'm a little behind, I need to catch up with the increasingly hilarious racheldolezal stuff, but I just want say that I am having bbq for lunch.
Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 12, 2015 10:57 AM (lIU4e)
White people, we've stolen enough spaces that didn't belong to us.
#RachelDolezal continued that dangerous practice.
So she's my fault? Oh, sorry!
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 10:57 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:57 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 12, 2015 10:57 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 12, 2015 10:58 AM (F1Z8f)
https://twitter.com/GodfreyElfwick
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 10:59 AM (k2QA3)
The U.S. Navy on Saturday will christen one of its littoral* combat ships after former Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-Ariz.).
I guess the ship will have no guns.
*Has that word been circumcised?
Posted by: despair at June 12, 2015 10:59 AM (J6suc)
Posted by: el B. J. at June 12, 2015 10:59 AM (VAsIq)
497
LBJ would be confused now about who would be voting Democrat for the next 200 years.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 12, 2015 10:57 AM (BZAd3) <<<
Which part, the transracials, transsexuals, or the illegal invaders?
Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at June 12, 2015 10:59 AM (sCHw2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2015 10:59 AM (oZr5y)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 11:00 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Corbin Dallas at June 12, 2015 11:00 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: RobM1981 at June 12, 2015 11:01 AM (zurJC)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 11:01 AM (iQIUe)
BTW, the white mother helping her daughter being attacked by one of the "organizers" (caught on video) has been suspended by her workplace while the employer investigates her for her racism.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2015 11:01 AM (kivUY)
I went to college with three sisters who claimed 1/32. And they were
But their dad owned a chain of pharmacies in the state and they were rich as hell
There is no needs test. They were wealthy and got free everyhting. Tuitions, books, housing, stipend, medical care, medical school, law school. Preferences. All free
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:01 AM (zOTsN)
Oh lawdy.
"...a member of the White Earth Nation of the Minnesota Chippewa tribe."
Yes he looks white.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 12, 2015 11:02 AM (+aCe4)
https://twitter.com/hashtag/Wrongskin?src=hash
wrongskin
lol
oh, such a gift for TGIF
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 11:02 AM (qCMvj)
http://tinyurl.com/plpcoro
Waiting for the first moron to say, "I'd hit it."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 11:02 AM (FsuaD)
504
Norman Lear now forced to admit 'The Jeffersons' were really white. And Jewish.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 11:00 AM (oVJmc) <<<
Well, no shit! Anybody with eyes can see "Movin' on up" is the blaxploitation version of "If I were a Rich Man...", nu?
Posted by: Tevye the milkman at June 12, 2015 11:02 AM (sCHw2)
Posted by: Rachel Dolemite at June 12, 2015 11:02 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 11:03 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 12, 2015 11:03 AM (F1Z8f)
****
The day we put her in dry dock is the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow...
/CIC BHO
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 12, 2015 11:03 AM (NeFrd)
This administration is criminally negligent.
What the term for man slaughter but on a national scale? Oh right, LIBERALISM
Posted by: melodicmetal1 at June 12, 2015 11:03 AM (MV2jA)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 12, 2015 11:04 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 11:04 AM (evdj2)
/CIC BHO <<<
Dat be retarded, Sir.....
Posted by: Rachel Genteal at June 12, 2015 11:04 AM (sCHw2)
Newspeak.
Why do I have the overwhelming urge to throat punch that little twit? And his parents, too, for raising such an imbecile.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 11:05 AM (0HooB)
( -- Rather convincingly, if I recall correctly.)
Posted by: Fritz at June 12, 2015 11:05 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 11:05 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 11:05 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 12, 2015 11:05 AM (+aCe4)
#WrongSkin is now trending.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 11:05 AM (iQIUe)
"Silver Streak" I believe.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 11:06 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 11:06 AM (evdj2)
But there are DNA markers for NA
Are they gonna insist on DNA tests to prove it? What the hell has happened to us. No matter what's its use or motive this one drop thing is plain racism and has to stop, affirmative action is just racism. Period
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:06 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 12, 2015 11:06 AM (/Ho8c)
There is White girl gone black, hamming it up with Baltimore States Attorney Mosby.
Clown car full of clowns.
All the way down.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2015 11:07 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 11:07 AM (ETfhC)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 12, 2015 11:07 AM (2cS/G)
Yet, this crazy woman, a Black Lives Matter proponent, would then have had power to evaluate actions of the police...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 11:07 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Leeloo at June 12, 2015 11:07 AM (2Ojst)
the left. So if Jenner ran for President (or got on the ticket as VP)
what would a committed Leftist do?<<<
Put Caitlyn on the ticket with Lindey Graham. It's WIN all the way around!
Posted by: Fritz at June 12, 2015 11:08 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 11:08 AM (FsuaD)
"organizers" (caught on video) has been suspended by her workplace while
the employer investigates her for her racism.
So many things wrong with that. I bet the BLM activists have been harassing her employer just like they've been trying to get the black radio host/ McKinney resident who dared to tell a side of the story that didn't fit the narrative.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 11:08 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 11:08 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 11:09 AM (h4vJk)
*_o
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 11:08 AM (FsuaD)
I need teepee for my bunghole!
Posted by: Cornholio at June 12, 2015 11:09 AM (2Ojst)
Elizabeth Warren: Phony Native American.
Obama: Phony Law School Professor.
Richard Blumenthal: Phony Vietnam Vet.
Columbia Graduate: Phony Rape Victim.
Rolling Stone: Phony Rape Story.
Hillary Clinton: Phony e-mail story.
Brian Williams: Phony news coverage.
Ferguson Protesters: Phony paid protestors.
Louis Head: Phony stepfather of Michael Brown.
Sandra Fluke: Phony claim she couldn't afford contraceptives.
The beat goes on.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 12, 2015 11:10 AM (8BTx6)
They were used by plains Indians. NA live like everybody else. It's such an obvious lie it's shocking anyone would beleive it
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:10 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 11:10 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 11:10 AM (LA7Cm)
1/36th. How is that not the one drop rule? What possible discrimination did that person endure based on such remote heritage
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:54 AM (zOTsN)
Hell, I'm probably more than that. I wish I'd known you didn't need to be official (meaning, have a card) to claim NA! My whole family could have been sitting pretty.
Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 12, 2015 11:10 AM (lIU4e)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 10:59 AM (k2QA3)
---
Elfwick is back! Thanks! This has really brightened my day. That guy is hilarious.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 12, 2015 11:11 AM (F1Z8f)
And hunted with a bow and arrow as a child to survive.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 11:11 AM (LA7Cm)
Elizabeth Warren: Phony Native American.
Obama: Phony Law School Professor.
Richard Blumenthal: Phony Vietnam Vet.
Columbia Graduate: Phony Rape Victim.
Rolling Stone: Phony Rape Story.
Hillary Clinton: Phony e-mail story.
Brian Williams: Phony news coverage.
Ferguson Protesters: Phony paid protestors.
Louis Head: Phony stepfather of Michael Brown.
Sandra Fluke: Phony claim she couldn't afford contraceptives.
Obamapho Lady: Foney poor person.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 11:11 AM (ETfhC)
She'll be tenured at a University near you soon.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 11:10 AM (qCMvj)
Isn't she a professor of African studies or something?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 11:11 AM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 11:11 AM (3ZtZW)
*****
Shouldn't some of those phonies be in the pen?
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 12, 2015 11:12 AM (NeFrd)
http://is.gd/oLxUOt
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 12, 2015 11:12 AM (ZKzrr)
All the while, Ace is eating French cheese, working out, while watching reruns of the PSG v Barcelona match.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 11:12 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 12, 2015 11:10 AM (8BTx6)
---
Well, not for much longer in my case.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 12, 2015 11:12 AM (F1Z8f)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 11:13 AM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2015 11:13 AM (LLL5q)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 11:13 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 12, 2015 11:13 AM (F1Z8f)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 12, 2015 11:13 AM (NeFrd)
heh.
el Sooper
I guess we're all gonna ignore @johnboehner identifying as an orange conservative when he's actually a white RINO?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 11:13 AM (qCMvj)
Word. I have a Lumbee Great Grandmother whose Grandfather was African. My kids could have coasted since they have a Cherokee Great Grandmother on the other side.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 11:14 AM (evdj2)
My great uncle married a NA and lived on the reservation with her during the dexpression. That gives me zero blood. But I bet I am more NA that that family.
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:14 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: pj at June 12, 2015 11:16 AM (cHuNI)
her own food with bows and arrows, being abused by a stepfather and once
living in South Africa, her parents said.
A little checklist of leftist 'moral authority.'
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 09:27 AM (oVJmc)
But she hunted!!! Killed innocent animals with bows and arrows!! She's a murderer!!!
We are offended and demand an apology NOW!
Posted by: PETA bedwetters at June 12, 2015 11:16 AM (u0lmX)
Posted by: donna at June 12, 2015 11:16 AM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:16 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 11:11 AM (FsuaD)
Dolezal teaches African American Culture at Eastern Washington University as an adjunct instructor.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 11:17 AM (qCMvj)
>>> And hunted with a bow and arrow as a child to survive.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 11:11 AM (LA7Cm) <<<We almost nailed her, too! Damn that Benteen fellow.....
Posted by: Col. Custer at June 12, 2015 11:17 AM (sCHw2)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 12, 2015 11:17 AM (shFKH)
It's a stupid phrase anyway. I was born here, my parents were born here, my grandparents were born here, 7/8 of my great-grandparents were born here, over half of my great-great-grandparents were born here--I'm a fucking native of America.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 12, 2015 11:18 AM (ZKzrr)
Elizabeth Warren: Phony Native American.
Obama: Phony Law School Professor.
Richard Blumenthal: Phony Vietnam Vet.
Columbia Graduate: Phony Rape Victim.
Rolling Stone: Phony Rape Story.
Hillary Clinton: Phony e-mail story.
Brian Williams: Phony news coverage.
Ferguson Protesters: Phony paid protestors.
Louis Head: Phony stepfather of Michael Brown.
Sandra Fluke: Phony claim she couldn't afford contraceptives.
----------------
I hate them so much.
Posted by: Holden Caulfield at June 12, 2015 11:18 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:18 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Lauren at June 12, 2015 11:18 AM (MYCIw)
Actually, the current state of identity psycopathy, it suggests a number of books in that vein. Bruce Jenner would be a slam-dunk to write a book "Female, Like Me".
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2015 11:18 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: donna at June 12, 2015 11:16 AM (Bn6aD)
*cue Capt. Renault*
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 12, 2015 11:18 AM (Y1ZL9)
The best, is that somebody called her a 'sentient kwanzaa cake'. I don't know what it means, but it's hilarious.
Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 12, 2015 11:18 AM (lIU4e)
But there are DNA markers for NA
Are they gonna insist on DNA tests to prove it? What the hell has happened to us. No matter what's its use or motive this one drop thing is plain racism and has to stop, affirmative action is just racism. Period
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:06 AM (zOTsN)
Yeah, when South Africa used an elaborate system of racial classification, that was the Worst Thing Evah. Now it's fine when we do it.
Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2015 11:18 AM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 11:19 AM (evdj2)
Google Sandra Lee Kwanzaa Cake. Don't forget the corn nuts.
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 12, 2015 11:20 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 11:20 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: ThunderB
Don't worry about it--we'll make sure the universities get paid.
Posted by: Federal Government at June 12, 2015 11:20 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Holden Caulfield
---------------
Brian Williams: Phony reporter
Dan Rather: Phony reporter
Michael Mann: Phony Nobel Prize winner
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2015 11:21 AM (F2IAQ)
<<<
I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna
die here, an no cock-suckin', rap-singin', cross-dressin' cracker croaker
is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at June 12, 2015 11:21 AM (sCHw2)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 11:21 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:21 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 11:21 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: B Obama at June 12, 2015 11:22 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 12, 2015 11:22 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2015 11:22 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 11:22 AM (3ZtZW)
They're referring to Sandra Lee's cracked-out "Kwanzaa Cake" recipe - google the video and enjoy. It will make perfect sense once you see it.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 11:22 AM (k2QA3)
I retract my last statement from the docket.
This guy is a world-class trolling ninja.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 11:22 AM (0HooB)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 11:22 AM (LA7Cm)
Jim Treacher
If Bruce Jenner can decide he's a woman, why can't #RachelDolezal decide she's black? If biology doesn't determine identity...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 11:23 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Kwanzaa Timmy at June 12, 2015 11:23 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 12, 2015 11:23 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:18 AM (zOTsN)
Brought up to want to, watching everyone around them believe it.
See also: Complete lack of perception and overweening projection.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 12, 2015 11:23 AM (Y1ZL9)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:23 AM (zOTsN)
Morning all
Posted by: navypopojojo at June 12, 2015 11:23 AM (/S6j/)
If one goes by the "one drop" rule, what does that do to obama? He has "one drop" of white and "one drop" of black.
Do they cancel each other out and he ceases to exist?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 11:24 AM (ETfhC)
lead to the pumpkin. How in the fuck does that qualify getting a ship
named after you?>>>
*reads comment, swoons onto couch, reaches out for smelling salts*
Posted by: NOW Spokesfool at June 12, 2015 11:24 AM (sCHw2)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 12, 2015 11:17 AM
Reminds me of my older goddaughter, whose ears weren't pierced as a baby. As a wee little girl, one morning in church she looked over at my other goddaughter (different families) whose ears were pierced when she was a baby. Looked at me very seriously and whispered "did my ears have holes in them when I was a baby?" Laughed very hard and quietly, I did.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 11:24 AM (h4vJk)
Well, those Swedes are rather dark skinned when compared to polar bears...
Posted by: Sasquatch at June 12, 2015 11:24 AM (Orv1g)
Posted by: Weasel at June 12, 2015 11:24 AM (6xtq3)
Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 11:25 AM (3ZtZW)
The breakroom where I work has a TV permaset to CNN (Change it to Fox and it quicklygets changed back).
Saw three Hillary sycophants whining about the focus on her scandals instead of how she "fights for the middle class".
Darn near killed my appetite.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 12, 2015 11:25 AM (+aCe4)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 11:25 AM (evdj2)
On other news
Armed intruder broke into a home in Pasadena Texas. Armed home owner shot him in the face
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:26 AM (zOTsN)
Put a sock in this country, we are fooked.
What does that ship do, anchor somewhere til some enemy just sinks it?
Picks fights and loses.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 11:26 AM (ETfhC)
Well, those Swedes are rather dark skinned when compared to polar bears...
Posted by: Sasquatch at June 12, 2015 11:24 AM
She's a Norse of a different color. NTTAWWT...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 11:26 AM (h4vJk)
Jamie Gorelick, aka the Mistress of Disaster is, get this, now the legal counsel for the Clinton Foundation. She is defending them against the racketeering lawsuit filed against them and their foundation by Freedom Watch.
LOLOLOLOL
http://tinyurl.com/namgnww
(Director Blue)
Is this great news, or what? Her Shit Midas touch is only exceeded by one other person -- TFG hisself.
Buh bye, Clintons.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2015 11:26 AM (2+NAG)
Richard. Nixon.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2015 11:26 AM (659DL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 11:26 AM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 11:26 AM (oVJmc)
of books in that vein. Bruce Jenner would be a slam-dunk to write a
book "Female, Like Me".
About a decade ago there was a female reporter who lived as a man for a year just to experience and document the difference (she looked a lot like Rachel Maddow, but did not identify as male). Can't remember the title, just remember it was covered on one of those 20/20 type shows. She had some very complimentary things to say about men after the experience. She had joined a bowling league to get some male friends and was really surprised at what great guys they were.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 11:26 AM (k2QA3)
The idiots who stripped on the mountain in Malaysia got 3 day sentences plus a $1200 fine.
Suck it up, kiddies!
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 11:26 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal, National Association for the Advancement of COLORED People. at June 12, 2015 11:27 AM (KCQo0)
Posted by: Roy at June 12, 2015 11:27 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 11:28 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2015 11:28 AM (LLL5q)
America invented bacon
America is named after an Italian
America is great therefore: Italian = superior
See, math is not an opinion
Posted by: navypopojojo at June 12, 2015 11:28 AM (/S6j/)
Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 11:28 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 12, 2015 11:28 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 11:28 AM (evdj2)
NTTAWWT...
I've been thru the desert on a Norse with no name......
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 11:28 AM (ETfhC)
Mother was born in Sweden..Does that make me eligible for some of those sweet, sweet reparations?
Posted by: donna at June 12, 2015 11:29 AM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Johnny Summer at June 12, 2015 11:29 AM (W5DcG)
I could use them.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2015 11:29 AM (2+NAG)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 12, 2015 11:30 AM (+aCe4)
Posted by: Longrod McHugendong at June 12, 2015 11:30 AM (F2IAQ)
*head--------->desk*
God help me, I so hate Ross Perot.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 12, 2015 11:30 AM (Y1ZL9)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 11:28 AM
As long as she didn't get your name and phone number, you're ok.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 11:30 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 11:30 AM (iQIUe)
Dan Rather: Phony reporter
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2015 11:21 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 11:30 AM (qCMvj)
Alas, no art today it appears.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill
Could be a surrealist "Ceci n'est pas une thread." art post.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 11:30 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 11:30 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 11:31 AM (qCMvj)
I guess it means I can steal your car and wash it
Posted by: navypopojojo at June 12, 2015 11:31 AM (/S6j/)
When [Hillary's] personal safety is at issue, she demands advance registration and a ticket and
photo ID. But when the fate of the nation hangs in the balance with a
presidential election, she wants people to be able to waltz into a
polling station, claim to be someone, and vote with no questions asked
and definitely no photo ID. And she'd like weeks to be allowed to do
so, in case you want to vote a hundred times using the names of deceased
residents who haven't been purged from the voters' register.
http://is.gd/POmsPQ
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 12, 2015 11:31 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 12, 2015 11:31 AM (V70Uh)
Is camouflaged with red lines.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 11:31 AM (evdj2)
It's kind of amazing how she's always found right in the middle of so many messes - like she's the devil in disguise who creates mischief wherever she goes.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 11:31 AM (k2QA3)
Not Washington state. You think the Native American population of Spokane, over which there are quite a few, would have known she was bull shitting
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:31 AM (zOTsN)
I went to Howard too and we're about the same age, so we were probably there at the same time. I know there was a really popular white girl there at the time, but she didn't pretend to be black. I wonder if it's her. I think she was blonde.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 12, 2015 11:31 AM (shFKH)
Posted by: donna at June 12, 2015 11:31 AM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal, National Association for the Advancement of COLORED People
IT'S A SHADE, DAMMIT! AND SO IS BLACK!!
Posted by: Pedantic Pantone Color Supremacist at June 12, 2015 11:32 AM (VAsIq)
I guess it means I can steal your car and wash it
Posted by: navypopojojo at June 12, 2015 11:31 AM (/S6j/)
....and tuck and roll the interior in 23 minutes flat.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 12, 2015 11:32 AM (Y1ZL9)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 11:33 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: ThunderB
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Especially when she went by the Indian name Shitting Bull
Posted by: Roy at June 12, 2015 11:33 AM (VndSC)
I don't understand the big deal on race you're either Italian aka superior or you're not
Posted by: navypopojojo
Your IROC is blocking my parking space. Move it or get towed.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 11:33 AM (kdS6q)
Sadly, he is all but forgotten in the attack because of the cheap grandstanding for Giffords.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 12, 2015 11:33 AM (KCQo0)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 11:33 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Mebwe Noboko at June 12, 2015 11:33 AM (oVJmc)
Where's our art thread???
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 11:33 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 12, 2015 11:33 AM (shFKH)
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Romans did that.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
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Romans invented bacon; the Americans perfected it.
Posted by: Roy at June 12, 2015 11:34 AM (VndSC)
St Drool is getting a ship named after her?
Posted by: navypopojojo at June 12, 2015 11:34 AM (/S6j/)
http://conservativetribune.com/water-park-bows-down-to-islam/
Posted by: Granny Gertrude's Goiter Glue at June 12, 2015 11:34 AM (arYz5)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 11:34 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2015 11:34 AM (2+NAG)
The Czechs brew some fine dark beers, so, yes, you are a black man!
Now that that has whetted my appetite, I must find a store that sells one of these fine beers so that I can properly celebrate your new founded racial classification.
Posted by: Sasquatch at June 12, 2015 11:34 AM (Orv1g)
Posted by: Mebwe Noboko at June 12, 2015 11:34 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 11:34 AM
Dumpling wrapper.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 11:34 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 11:35 AM (0HooB)
was bull shitting
So she's claiming Sitting Bull as a relation?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 11:35 AM (ETfhC)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 11:35 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2015 11:35 AM (LLL5q)
Could be a surrealist "Ceci n'est pas une thread." art post.
You have to imagine the boobehs for yourself.
PS: super sweet Sulkowicz reference!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2015 11:35 AM (JtwS4)
The Czechs brew some fine dark beers, so, yes, you are a black man!
Now that that has whetted my appetite, I must find a store that sells one of these fine beers so that I can properly celebrate your new founded racial classification.
Posted by: Sasquatch
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Unfortunately, now I have a craving for Champale.
Posted by: Roy at June 12, 2015 11:35 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 11:36 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: navypopojojo at June 12, 2015 11:36 AM (/S6j/)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:36 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 11:36 AM (evdj2)
ace has been in a conference call all morning, eh?
Posted by: Aaron85 at June 12, 2015 11:36 AM (TUmPT)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 12, 2015 11:37 AM (KCQo0)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 11:37 AM (oVJmc)
#wongskin
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 11:37 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 11:37 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 12, 2015 11:37 AM (F1Z8f)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2015 11:37 AM (2+NAG)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 11:37 AM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 12, 2015 11:37 AM (shFKH)
Posted by: Aviator at June 12, 2015 11:38 AM (sQzB6)
Posted by: Fatty Mc'Butterpants at June 12, 2015 11:38 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 11:38 AM (iQIUe)
Went down to the Lotto office and told them I was a trans-powerball winner. Curiously, they didn't pay me. But I really really identify with free money. Still, no cash.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2015 11:38 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2015 11:34 AM (2+NAG)
With seamen all up inside it.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2015 11:38 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: John Boehner at June 12, 2015 11:39 AM (VndSC)
Posted by: chique
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The book advance might be substantial.
Posted by: Fatty Mc'Butterpants at June 12, 2015 11:39 AM (F2IAQ)
You are a conservative woman and therefore not authentically black, unlike this lumpy white woman in a wig
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:39 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 11:36 AM (evdj2)
*looks at Grape Nehi*
'sup, Home Slice?
Posted by: Radar "Bisquit" O'Reilly at June 12, 2015 11:39 AM (Y1ZL9)
No one will be more surprised than it's captain when it's hit by enemy fire.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 11:39 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2015 11:39 AM (kivUY)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 11:39 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 11:40 AM (oVJmc)
Fernandez (PJMedia) says that OPM hack job is worse than even Ace thought yesterday. Fernandez says security clearances files were hacked.
Posted by: Aaron85 at June 12, 2015 11:40 AM (TUmPT)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2015 11:41 AM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 11:41 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Eminem, Iggy Azalea, Elvis, Amy Winehouse, Meghan Trainor and Rob Dyrdek. at June 12, 2015 11:41 AM (KCQo0)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:41 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2015 11:39 AM (kivUY)
I have got to buy those DVD's. Complete series.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 12, 2015 11:41 AM (Y1ZL9)
No one will be more surprised than it's captain when it's hit by enemy fire.
Posted by: Lizzy
Hell, they won't even know they've been hit until they read about it the next day in the papers.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 11:42 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 11:39 AM
White privilege, man...it's everywhere.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 11:42 AM (h4vJk)
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 12, 2015 11:42 AM (NeFrd)
BUT don't forget that "Caitlyn" Jenner is completely normal.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 12, 2015 11:42 AM (shFKH)
Posted by: Hillary at June 12, 2015 11:42 AM (KCQo0)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 11:42 AM (0HooB)
They know who ALL our clandestine operatives are then
Posted by: ThunderB
I'm on it!
Posted by: Tom Cruise as Ethan Hunt at June 12, 2015 11:42 AM (VAsIq)
I'm surprised no one's mentioned the Chappelle's Show episode where Dave plays a blind black man who's a leader in the KKK and thinks he's white.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 12, 2015 11:42 AM (o/A9g)
From what I understand that's what they said back in the day when you had some "undesirable" ancestry in your blood line but it doesn't have real meaning.
But, I'm pretty sure it makes me eligible to be president of the local NAACP, right?
Posted by: Lauren at June 12, 2015 11:43 AM (MYCIw)
I'm surprised no one's mentioned the Chappelle's
Show episode where Dave plays a blind black man who's a leader in the
KKK and thinks he's white.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 12, 2015 11:42 AM (o/A9g)
That was hilarious. I miss Chappelle.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 11:43 AM (FsuaD)
He has been disappointing of late.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 11:37 AM (LA7Cm)
Still withholding judgement, but........
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 12, 2015 11:44 AM (Y1ZL9)
Posted by: Lauren
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one drop, right?
Posted by: Roy at June 12, 2015 11:44 AM (VndSC)
http://iotwreport.com/?p=289341
A man/transgender, dressed as a woman, is spotted using a mirror to peek inside a stall in the women's bathroom at a Walmart.
Go figure.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2015 11:44 AM (2+NAG)
Brb. Have to dust in here. Stuff is everywhere. Hurting the eyes. Posted by: rickb223
Crap, same here. What's up with the dust today?
Story gives me hope...
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at June 12, 2015 11:44 AM (myGBe)
From what I understand that's what they said back in the day when you had some "undesirable" ancestry in your blood line but it doesn't have real meaning.
But, I'm pretty sure it makes me eligible to be president of the local NAACP, right?
Posted by: Lauren
Certainly in Idaho.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 11:44 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at June 12, 2015 11:44 AM (oVJmc)
****
Black dutch? Maybe you should just start out by being chair of the tulip committee.
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 12, 2015 11:44 AM (NeFrd)
No words, just shock at how very bad this is.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 11:44 AM (k2QA3)
On certain nights I have a little of both in me.
Posted by: Barry Obama at June 12, 2015 11:45 AM (sQzB6)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 12, 2015 11:42 AM (o/A9g)
oh yea, that was some funny stuff there
lol
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 11:45 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 12, 2015 11:45 AM (KCQo0)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 11:45 AM (S+el1)
Posted by: C. Thomas Howell at June 12, 2015 11:45 AM (Y1ZL9)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:45 AM (zOTsN)
I believe I've cracked the Jenner=Republican thing. It's a feint.
He's claiming Republican so he can cause a huge ruckus at the upcoming Rep. convention and split the convention. He'll keep acting more and more freakish until conservatives finally can no longer tolerate his shenanigans and balk. Show how intolerant the Repubs are to give a boost to the Dems who are gonna be having some real difficulties this election otherwise
Posted by: MAx at June 12, 2015 11:45 AM (YJeFl)
Jenner is a woman or Warren is Indian or Dolezal is black?
Posted by: Roy at June 12, 2015 11:45 AM (VndSC)
eh?
el Sooper 6 minutes ago
el Sooper
the @ScottWalker says he will NOT make any deals with the Obama administration!!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 11:46 AM (qCMvj)
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"You know us black folk can't swim!"
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 11:46 AM (VAsIq)
Posted by: MAx at June 12, 2015 11:47 AM (YJeFl)
Posted by: Irving Washington at June 12, 2015 11:47 AM (MD494)
. crickets
Posted by: Tmitsss at June 12, 2015 11:47 AM (eEqLE)
Come on, Rachel! Let's climb the fence and go in the pool. Lets show whitey who's boss!
Rachel: Uh, no. I'll pass...
Posted by: Keef & Dyarrhea at June 12, 2015 11:47 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 11:46 AM
No worries. We can't jump. It all works out in the end.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 11:47 AM (h4vJk)
"If it's nowt Scottish, it's CRAP!"
Allegedly there is some Scottish blood in my family tree too. Just further back than the other two.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 12, 2015 11:48 AM (+aCe4)
Where's our sassy black blogger, ace?
Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 11:48 AM (iQIUe)
LOL. So true.
And thanks for the info about spray tans. I realize I knew nothing admit them.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 12, 2015 11:48 AM (shFKH)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 12, 2015 11:48 AM (ucDmr)
Show episode where Dave plays a blind black man who's a leader in the
KKK and thinks he's white.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent.
Comedy gold right there.
Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 12, 2015 11:48 AM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:49 AM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at June 12, 2015 11:49 AM (oVJmc)
Only acceptable if it adopts a white child and raises it as a black child.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 12, 2015 11:49 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 11:46 AM (VAsIq)
Only because white people won't let them in the pool.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2015 11:49 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Aaron85
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Hillary and Obama files found to be empty.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2015 11:50 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Roy at June 12, 2015 11:50 AM (VndSC)
Seriously, if you wanted to open the back door for the country being attacked this would be perfect - identify and provide everything you could want to know about every key government person - in military (decision makers at the Pentagon), DHS/domestic defense, etc.. Just take out all of the leaders of key departments right before attacking - sorta like how Bin Laden murdered the Kurdish leader the day before 9/11 knowing that one of our first moves would be to work w/him as we moved against the Taliban. It's a freakin' nightmare scenario.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 11:50 AM (k2QA3)
Getting his fur straightened.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2015 11:50 AM (kivUY)
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:50 AM (zOTsN)
attack where Giffords was shot: John M. Roll, the chief U.S. District
judge in Arizona.
Sadly, he is all but forgotten in the attack because of the cheap grandstanding for Giffords.
==========
Lessee: Appointed to the federal bench by George HW Bush and a Catholic.
Posted by: mrp at June 12, 2015 11:51 AM (JBggj)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 12, 2015 11:52 AM (shFKH)
Posted by: Earl Scheib at June 12, 2015 11:52 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Tilikum
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Do you ever feel a curious desire to wear a skirt?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2015 11:52 AM (F2IAQ)
Allegedly there is some Scottish blood in my family tree too. Just further back than the other two.
Had a Scottish neighbor a few years back who informed me that I have a clan name.
I couldn't be any whiter/Yourapeein' if I tried. Funny, tho', that I tan really, really well. If I could afford it, I'd like to get my DNA tested just for grins and giggles.
The results would probably come back as "Heinz 57."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 11:52 AM (0HooB)
You know it's coming. It will ride low in the water, due to the oppression by the white man.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 11:53 AM (FsuaD)
This guy is a world-class trolling ninja."
It's either Ace, or AtC.
Has to be.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2015 11:53 AM (VPLuQ)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 12, 2015 11:53 AM (+aCe4)
"My mom is Japanese and my dad is black.
Every December 7th, I want to bomb Pearl Bailey".
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 12, 2015 11:53 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 12, 2015 11:54 AM (wrS2o)
btw, this trade deal has the potential to effect the stock market (as most things)
act accordingly
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 11:54 AM (qCMvj)
I'm waiting for the U.S.S. Michelle Obama.
You know it's coming. It will ride low in the water, due to the oppression by the white man.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 11:53 AM (FsuaD)
Bitch-class garbage scow.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 12, 2015 11:54 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Ian S. at June 12, 2015 11:54 AM (B/VB5)
This is typical of him but today's column is particularly timely, though I wish I didn't have to say this since it is such a depressing thought to have that we may continued to be governed by these credentialed idiots.
Posted by: Sasquatch at June 12, 2015 11:55 AM (Orv1g)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 12, 2015 11:54 AM (wrS2o)
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Works on my 3 wood!
Posted by: J. Boehner at June 12, 2015 11:56 AM (JBggj)
It's funny because it really happened. Heard the story on NPR in the early 90's - a leader of a white supremacy group was adopted, as an adult tracked down his birth mom only to discover that his father was African-American. Identity crisis!
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 11:56 AM (k2QA3)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 11:56 AM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 12, 2015 11:56 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 11:57 AM (FsuaD)
But this TPP thing. They know just who is spying on them. Who to follow. Who to bug. The negotiations. Our Asia strategy. Our weaknesses.
Fuck
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:57 AM (zOTsN)
Substitute your lies for fact
I can see right through your plastic mac
I look all white, but my dad was black
My fine-looking suit is really made out of sack
Posted by: Who ? at June 12, 2015 11:57 AM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 11:46 AM (VAsIq)
In Boot, every single black guy in the platoon had to go through the non-swimmer part of Water Survival and Lifesaving.
Terrified? Let's just say, very apprehensive.
Just sayin'
Posted by: C. Thomas Howell at June 12, 2015 11:57 AM (Y1ZL9)
Lindsey Graham is lesbian pretending to be straight.
Bruce is a guy pretending to be a chick.
I'm a guy pretending to be a Telefunken U47.
Posted by: General Zod at June 12, 2015 11:58 AM (zLmTo)
Posted by: mrp at June 12, 2015 11:58 AM (JBggj)
Posted by: Aaron85 at June 12, 2015 11:59 AM (TUmPT)
His wisdom is needed.
Plus - watching him try to intellectually wrestle this beast would be comedy gold.
The way over played racism chickens....
... are finally coming home to roost.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 12, 2015 11:59 AM (BZAd3)
TheUltraYachtLife @AceofSpadesHQ
@glennthrush is a fucking embarrassment
http://bit.ly/1MvVKi0
@benk84 @JammieWF
Politico Clown Rebrands Granny Clinton as a 'Wonk Warrior' Who Plans to Tax the 'Super-rich in New and Creative Ways'
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 11:59 AM (qCMvj)
You know it's coming. It will ride low in the water, due to the oppression by the white man.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 11:53 AM (FsuaD)
Consumes more fuel than any other ship in the fleet.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2015 11:59 AM (2Ojst)
group was adopted, as an adult tracked down his birth mom only to
discover that his father was African-American. Identity crisis!
This is pretty good as well.
http://www.haaretz.com/jewish-world/jewish-world-news/1.553645
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 12, 2015 11:59 AM (ZKzrr)
30 years of govt personnel data to data mine.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 11:59 AM (S+el1)
She didn't claim to be black, but she was a naturally very pale, blonde girl who started tanning to the point that her skin was darker than almost anyone on the planet.
This all started when she started dating her now husband who is black, but I mean I have a lot of friends with black husbands who didn't become crazy people who try to become black themselves.
Anyway, all that to say white people sometimes act in ridiculous ways when it comes to race.
Posted by: Lauren at June 12, 2015 11:59 AM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Sasquatch at June 12, 2015 11:59 AM (Orv1g)
BackwardsBoy, I have a very Irish name. My brother's name is Sean (spelled exactly like that). My dad told me the story of how his side came to be. Supposedly an Irish clan on the losing side of a clan war fled to Scotland (some to England)and changed their name. After 100 years they came back to Ireland and eventually to America.
My mother's side were Spanish conquistadors that settled in Cuba.
Funny how people get around.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 12, 2015 12:00 PM (+aCe4)
Posted by: Roy at June 12, 2015 12:01 PM (VndSC)
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 12, 2015 12:01 PM (E9liA)
In our diversity/anti-bullying/Title IX training, we are instructed that the proper response to a transgendered person is to tell them they should be proud of who they are.
Silly me, I thought the proper and polite response was to not draw attention to your co-worker's mental illness. If their quirks do not impact how we need to work together, I see no need to even address it.
Posted by: Mindy at June 12, 2015 12:01 PM (Rnzwm)
Posted by: Velvet Ambition greatest thing since before sliced bread at June 12, 2015 12:02 PM (R8hU8)
Posted by: Tex
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Wow. There's a name I haven't heard in a while. What a lady...., list of accomplishments a mile long.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2015 12:02 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 12, 2015 12:03 PM (+aCe4)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 12, 2015 12:03 PM (ucDmr)
You know it's coming. It will ride low in the water, due to the oppression by the white man.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 11:53 AM (FsuaD)
It'll never fit through the Panama canal. Too wide a berth at the stern.
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 12, 2015 12:03 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 12:03 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 12, 2015 12:05 PM (t06LC)
Barack Obama: phony American.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 12, 2015 12:05 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 12:05 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2015 12:05 PM (F2IAQ)
You know it's coming. It will ride low in the water, due to the oppression by the white man.
The sailors will be forced to eat her "healthy" meals.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:06 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2015 12:07 PM (LLL5q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:07 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 12:08 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:06 PM (FsuaD)
Better than being on the USS Hillary. On that ship the sailors will have to eat Huma.
Posted by: Jollyroger at June 12, 2015 12:08 PM (t06LC)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2015 12:08 PM (2+NAG)
I have seen the infamous Sandra Lee Kwanza Cake episode.
Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 12, 2015 12:08 PM (lIU4e)
It's a great day for agitatin'.
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 12:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:08 PM (FsuaD)
There's a line in the story saying that the parents of these kids might have been "on the spectrum" themselves--and basically implies that they couldn't "couple" (get laid) in their younger years. Okay, I'm paraphrasing. But watch it dissapear.....
Posted by: JoeF. at June 12, 2015 12:08 PM (EHnoG)
I've wondered the same thing, too.
Posted by: Sasquatch at June 12, 2015 12:09 PM (Orv1g)
Ain't it the truth. Kewl story, Tilikum.
My last name is extremely common.
In England.
I was in a band a few years back with a black sax player. He said that my whole name is a common black name, said he had two friends with my exact name. Yay diversity!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 12:09 PM (0HooB)
I had a friend in high school who did something almost like this. She didn't claim to be black, but she was a naturally very pale, blonde girl who started tanning to the point that her skin was darker than almost anyone on the planet.
Posted by: Lauren
In our school, it would be the token white guy who would hang out with the Mexican kids. Blond hair with a set of vato whiskers, Dickies and a Pendleton.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 12:10 PM (kdS6q)
Ace is attempting (and failing) to post a nood.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Over/under on him banning himself again in the process....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 12:11 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: mindful webworker - what a kidder at June 12, 2015 12:12 PM (hpmES)
Is there anyone in the federal government working for this country, for freedom and liberty, any more?
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 12, 2015 12:12 PM (ZvKdv)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 12, 2015 09:22 AM (O7MnT)
Best comment I've read all day.
Posted by: troyriser at June 12, 2015 12:28 PM (XHR9b)
Posted by: Two Tone Loc at June 12, 2015 02:40 PM (4DCSq)
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