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Posted by: BenK at 09:00 AM




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1 Okay, this is hilarious:


TransBlack NAACP leader:


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-

3121061/Local-NAACP-leader-professor-African-

studies-outed-WHITE-parents-convincing-community-

black-years.html?ito=social-twitter_dailymailus


Don't you dare judge her!


She's an inspiration to us all.


I, for one, plan to go TransIndian (dot not woo woo)

so's I can get in on that hot H1B action after Obamatrade.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 12, 2015 09:00 AM (KUa85)

2 Morning...

Posted by: HH at June 12, 2015 09:00 AM (Qia1Z)

3 So, we finally have answer to the Blazing Saddles "Where the white women at?" question.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2015 09:01 AM (659DL)

4 ¡Estoy aquí, amigos!

Posted by: Sambo at June 12, 2015 09:01 AM (U7v0V)

5 First....


Sweet mystery of life at last I've found you....

Posted by: naturalfake at June 12, 2015 09:01 AM (KUa85)

6 Eh, BenK.

Already has the TransBlack story.


My "scoop" isn't.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 12, 2015 09:02 AM (KUa85)

7 I believe we need a style guide verdict:

"Granny Clinton" or "Ma Corleone"?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2015 09:02 AM (659DL)

8


Just coming to link that.

LMFAO.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 09:03 AM (oVJmc)

9 In a way, there is a certain symmetry to the Daily Mail story.

Michael Jackson spent a couple of decades pretending to be a white woman.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2015 09:04 AM (659DL)

10 It's perfectly understandable: She felt black when she was filling out the application. It's not factually true, but it is emotionally true. So, true.

Posted by: Liawatha at June 12, 2015 09:05 AM (5buP8)

11 >>NAACP Leader And Activist Outed As A White Woman

If a person can be transgender, why can't a person be transracial? Obviously, this white woman identifies as a black woman, and we should all respect her identity.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 12, 2015 09:05 AM (O7MnT)

12 Me? I'm identifying as a Visigoth warlord today.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2015 09:05 AM (659DL)

13
mornin, trolls and govt hacks

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 12, 2015 09:07 AM (E9liA)

14 I was just reading this, and watched the video. I see it's in the dump.

holy crap

NAACP President Is BUSTED as FRAUD -- SHE'S ACTUALLY WHITE & BORN IN MONTANA!

thegatewaypundit
http://bit.ly/1TfzoGQ

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 09:08 AM (qCMvj)

15 NAACP Leader And Activist Outed As A White Woman


Meh.

It's been done.


But, at least, with me - You get a song!




Posted by: Al Jolson at June 12, 2015 09:08 AM (KUa85)

16 Since I got willowed in the last thread, I'll repost:

In other news, try not to let this story ruin your faith in the integrity of our welfare system.

http://tinyurl.com/p4u8c2d

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 09:09 AM (h4vJk)

17
The "news" told me that 36% of Brits want to outlaw baby ear piercing.

Here's what I think: It's Stupid to pierce baby ears. IT'S EVEN MORE STUPID TO WANT TO BAN OTHER PEOPLE FROM PIERCING THEIR BABY'S EARS.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 12, 2015 09:09 AM (E9liA)

18 Why the hell can't you 'identify' as black, for crying out the fuck loud?

You can deny genetics, obviously, right, Caitlyn?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 09:09 AM (oVJmc)

19 Politico Trying To Help Granny Clinton Rebrand
WaPo Trying To Help Granny Clinton Rebrand


Everybody is trying to help Hillary! rebrand.

Even my local Fox affiliate was talking up Hillary!'s "First major speech..." Bull crap. This isn't her first major speech, she's had several. They were all flops. Stop trying to help her you traitorous bastards.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 12, 2015 09:10 AM (kff5f)

20 reposting from earlier, because it's quasi dump-worthy


Here's the Greta clip

Obama admin using IRS tax credit money for ObamaCare?

Rep. Peter Roskam goes 'On the Record' to explain some GOP lawmakers' concerns


http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/on-the-record/index.html#/v/4291450197001

really worth a listen to, if you want your blood pressure to rise some more

using our refund money to pay out for obamacare junk

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 09:10 AM (qCMvj)

21 That video is kick ass. I love good revenge flicks. BTW, at the risk of losing my man card, what movie was that?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 12, 2015 09:11 AM (5buP8)

22

Fake Indians.
Fake Blacks.
Fake Presidents.

so Democrat

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 09:11 AM (qCMvj)

23 I'm going to Montana soon...

gonna be a dental floss tycoon.

Or an NCAAP leader.

Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 09:11 AM (C9pBZ)

24 That song is sick. and has nothing to do with the vid.

Posted by: Zeland Knorski at June 12, 2015 09:12 AM (TUmPT)

25
Here's what I think: It's Stupid to pierce baby ears. IT'S EVEN MORE
STUPID TO WANT TO BAN OTHER PEOPLE FROM PIERCING THEIR BABY'S EARS.


Yup.

My opinion is that's got to be a pretty ugly kid if you think you need to poke holes in her to sparkle her up some.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 09:12 AM (oVJmc)

26 RE Scankles' plan for vote fraud. It will never happen and she will not be the Dem nominee.

Posted by: Vic We Have Nobody to vote for at June 12, 2015 09:12 AM (GpgJl)

27
McKinney, like Ferguson and all the others is a planned attempt to destroy the people and institutions that protect society - a society despised, hated and targeted for destruction by the institutional Left.

This is all orchestrated from the White House by Jarret.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 09:12 AM (St6BJ)

28 26 RE Scankles' plan for vote fraud. It will never happen and she will not be the Dem nominee.
Posted by: Vic We Have Nobody to vote for at June 12, 2015 09:12 AM (GpgJl)

Your mouth. G-d's ears. A little assembly maybe?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 09:13 AM (St6BJ)

29 RE "reform conservative". Anyone who calls John McShitty and Mitt Romney conservatives is an idiot.

Posted by: Vic We Have Nobody to vote for at June 12, 2015 09:14 AM (GpgJl)

30 I remember some time ago Wretchard at Belmont Club wrote about a white Australian man who tried to have himself legally declared an Aborigine.

Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2015 09:14 AM (zoehZ)

31
GOP, Obama on cusp of fast-track trade victory

The Hill




*sigh*

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 09:14 AM (kdS6q)

32 Ne ne Buaku, we missed a great way to scam Newport City... oppressed android minority...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 12, 2015 09:15 AM (7wlD8)

33 21,
Man card lost for 48 hours.


(Once upon a time in the West)

Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 09:15 AM (C9pBZ)

34
BTW, at the risk of losing my man card, what movie was that?

Once Upon a Time in the West.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2015 09:15 AM (JtwS4)

35 The Phrase You Guys Is Totally Sexist



Fvck y'all.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 09:16 AM (ETfhC)

36
The U.S. Navy on Saturday will christen one of its littoral combat ships after former Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-Ariz.).

"The christening of the future USS Gabrielle Giffords marks the beginning of what is certain to be a long life for this great ship," Navy Secretary Ray Mabus said in a statement Thursday. "This ship truly embodies the Navy motto of Semper Fortis -- Always Courageous," he added.



*spit*


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 09:16 AM (kdS6q)

37 never heard of Randy Howard.

-
He shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 09:16 AM (ee9LE)

38 Is Scankles what we are calling Hillary! now? I like it.

Posted by: rockmom at June 12, 2015 09:16 AM (vE1mx)

39 (Once upon a time in the West)

I knew it was one of the spaghetti westerns, but I've never gotten into those because they're just too damn slow. Everybody stands around staring at each other.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 09:16 AM (oVJmc)

40 Shake your groove thang
Shake your groove thang
Yeah yeah

Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 09:16 AM (3ZtZW)

41 Reform conservatism --- when you read the high-minded gobbledygook that Pixy won't let me paste in here and I'll be damned if I am going to waste ten minutes transcribing, it turns out to be a long-winded way of saying, "Big Government is okay if Republicans are in charge of it."

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 12, 2015 09:16 AM (O7MnT)

42 allen

prayers up for your friend

baldy

praying for your sil

and all the horde and the country....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2015 09:17 AM (0O7c5)

43 Ah, Once Upon A Time Out West. Great Movie. I finally got the Bluray on that last year and it makes it a lot better than watching it on shitty TV.

Posted by: Vic We Have Nobody to vote for at June 12, 2015 09:17 AM (GpgJl)

44 NAACP gal Dolezal and her family.


http://tinyurl.com/p5ncv6o


She is going to be the gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at June 12, 2015 09:17 AM (fWAjv)

45 I always thought the phrase "you guys" was condescending. I hate it when servers in restaurants ask, "What are you guys having?"
What ever happened to the more respectful Ma'am and Sir? or Folks?
A small but irritating Pet Peeve.

Posted by: ALH at June 12, 2015 09:17 AM (JrKKc)

46 The technology is reaching the point where anybody can be something they weren't born as. The people who have a vested interest in excluding such people from their club, like feminists excluding trannies, will soon make a fetish of certain experiences. Suddenly specifically female/black/whatever rites of passage will make a comeback -- but not for white men, of course.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 12, 2015 09:17 AM (RD7QR)

47 The optics of christening an overpriced ski-boat without useful offensive armament named after an unfortunate victim...

After the PRC hack. Well yeah bad optics. And Mabus is a complete waste of space.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 12, 2015 09:18 AM (7wlD8)

48
One more thing about Keith Broomfield who went to Syria to fight with Christia. Kurds against ISIS: His brother said that Keith wanted to stand against evil and we need more people to do so.

Amen.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 12, 2015 09:18 AM (E9liA)

49 The Phrase You Guys Is Totally Sexist


Fvck y'all you guys.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 09:16 AM (ETfhC)


FIFY.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 12, 2015 09:18 AM (kff5f)

50 >>> The U.S. Navy on Saturday will christen one of its littoral combat ships after former Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-Ariz.).

Shot across the bow

Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 09:19 AM (3ZtZW)

51 NAACP Leader And Activist Outed As A White Woman


find university transcripts...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 09:19 AM (qCMvj)

52 21
That video is kick ass. I love good revenge flicks. BTW, at the risk of losing my man card, what movie was that?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 12, 2015 09:11 AM (5buP

Nope, man card lost

Posted by: Vic We Have Nobody to vote for at June 12, 2015 09:19 AM (GpgJl)

53 I knew it was one of the spaghetti westerns"

Ok, 2nd man card pulled.

Not a great deal of standing around. Lying around dead in the dust is more like it.

Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 09:19 AM (C9pBZ)

54 NAACP gal Dolezal and her family.


Hoooolllleeeeeeee shit.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 09:19 AM (oVJmc)

55 The U.S. Navy on Saturday will christen one of its littoral combat ships after former Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-Ariz.).



The one with the huge dent in the left side of the bridge and only turns left.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 09:19 AM (ETfhC)

56 Vic #26: From your keyboard to God's ears.

Posted by: rabidfox at June 12, 2015 09:20 AM (qkVCT)

57 The American Dream is dead.


http://tinyurl.com/pnax4bl


RIP Dusty Rhodes

Posted by: Fox News at June 12, 2015 09:20 AM (zt+N6)

58 Why does the USS Gabrielle Giffords stink like shit?

There's holes in the Head.

Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 09:20 AM (3ZtZW)

59 So, what's with the I lived in a teepee and had to hunt for my food with a bow and arrow? If the black schtict didnt pan out was she going to claim she was an indian princess?

A lot of the comments at DM excuse her behavior claiming that it must have been important to her so its okay.

And I wonder how many of her phoney race complaints ever occured? I guess none.

Dont' forget that her husband, who is black was in on the scam, too.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 09:20 AM (iQIUe)

60 Eventually we will get a USS Barney Frank...

Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2015 09:20 AM (sPO3u)

61 /off sock

Posted by: buzzion at June 12, 2015 09:20 AM (zt+N6)

62 And oh yeah Dolezal, wasn't that the great Zentradi leader that Breetai and Exedore rebelled against? Oh wait that was Dolza.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 12, 2015 09:20 AM (7wlD8)

63 Local news headline, a car abandon several years ago was finally examined by the authorities and turns out to be hot. Not stolen, radioactive.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 09:20 AM (ee9LE)

64 "Theories regarding the rise in autism risk for kids of older parents are
pretty solid, he notes, explaining that one points to evidence that 'we
accumulate mutations in sperm and egg cells as we age.'"


Uh oh. That does not bode well for women who put off childbearing*, which will really messes with the feminyst narrative.

*I was an older mom, so not dissing this choice

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 09:20 AM (k2QA3)

65 Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 12, 2015 09:16 AM (O7MnT)

Yeah, anything that isn't (to take a cue from CS Lewis) "Mere Conservatism" is, get this, not Conservatism.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 12, 2015 09:20 AM (kff5f)

66 Ok. The NAACP chick is white. Did anyone do a quick Crocodile Dundee check and make sure that she's actually a chick?

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 12, 2015 09:21 AM (nqiq9)

67
Oh and I just totally watched that whole clip.

I have been disputing No. 2 Son's contention that Tarantino is just Sergio Leone with good music, but damn that song works well there.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2015 09:21 AM (JtwS4)

68 Eventually we will get a USS Barney Frank..."

Holey ....


He's right, you know. Imagine the patch.

Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 09:21 AM (C9pBZ)

69 Eventually we will get a USS Barney Frank...



Rams all ships in the stern.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 09:21 AM (ETfhC)

70 38
Is Scankles what we are calling Hillary! now? I like it.

Posted by: rockmom at June 12, 2015 09:16 AM (vE1mx)

Some of the Morons started calling her "Canckles" based on her fat ankles. I modified that to Scankles.

Posted by: Vic We Have Nobody to vote for at June 12, 2015 09:21 AM (GpgJl)

71 >>NAACP Leader And Activist Outed As A White Woman

Can we get Liz Warren to comment on the ethics of claiming to be a different race in order to advance one's career?

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 12, 2015 09:22 AM (O7MnT)

72 So the USS Barney Frank will be a tug....

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 12, 2015 09:22 AM (7wlD8)

73 >>Local news headline, a car abandon several years ago was finally
examined by the authorities and turns out to be hot. Not stolen,
radioactive.

It has one of those green tree air fresheners hanging from the rearview mirror, right? Better call the Repo Man.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 09:22 AM (k2QA3)

74 I went and bought Clint Eastwood's spaghetti westerns. At the time, the drama, the tension was intense.

Not so much any more.

Charles Bronson Death Wish movies same way.

Tombstone and Wyatt Earp Kurt Russell and Kevin Costner had moments when you wished they would pick up the pace a little bit.

Posted by: Zeland Knorski at June 12, 2015 09:22 AM (TUmPT)

75 delusional


Her parents also alleged that the 37-year-old spun a much wider web of warped lies about her background. A black man who Dolezal has publicly claimed to be her son is in fact her adopted brother, they said -- a fact Dolezal confirmed to the paper.

Dolezal also lied about growing up in a teepee, hunting for her own food with bows and arrows, being abused by a stepfather and once living in South Africa, her parents said.

Some of her family members did live in South Africa for four years, but "Rachel did not even ever visit us there," her mom said.


totally vetted for the NAACP


h/t nydaily news

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 09:22 AM (qCMvj)

76 >>Eventually we will get a USS Barney Frank...


Not a submarine? They could paint it pink....

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 09:23 AM (k2QA3)

77 bin Laden's stash of porn....

Think the pages are stuck together and no one has really looked at it.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 09:23 AM (iQIUe)

78 Still waiting for the SJWs to launch their attack on the word "mankind."

Posted by: Eisenhorn at June 12, 2015 09:23 AM (1li1B)

79 I'd put more stock in the genetic component to autism with the age factor being a modifier.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 09:23 AM (oVJmc)

80
I knew it was one of the spaghetti westerns, but I've never gotten into those because they're just too damn slow. Everybody stands around staring at each other.

Since you've had your man card suspended it's probably not right to kick you in the balls.

*junkpunches you anyway*

Once Upon a Time in the West starts slowly, achingly slowly. It builds. It crescendos. It is a deserved classic.

The Clint man with no name trilogy is mostly disposable fun. Once Upon a Time is indispensable.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2015 09:24 AM (JtwS4)

81 You mean the new term muxkinder?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 12, 2015 09:24 AM (7wlD8)

82 I amb so habby

Posted by: Gabby Giffords at June 12, 2015 09:24 AM (evdj2)

83 NAACP Leader And Activist Outed As A White Woman


Can we get Liz Warren to comment on the ethics of claiming to be a different race in order to advance one's career?



Can we get the CBC to comment, period? How about the NBPP? Calypso Louie? Al? Jesse?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 09:24 AM (ETfhC)

84 We shd list all the race fraud:

Warren
Rachel
and every idiot who claimed someone vandalizes their car with race slurs or left a noose hanging on their door.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 09:24 AM (iQIUe)

85
Reform Conservatives Are Friends, Not Foes
By J. Cal Davenport




AEI paid flack who runs a political telemarketer www.victoryphones.com.

So, whore.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 09:25 AM (kdS6q)

86 Has Elizabeth Warren been outed yet?

Posted by: Colin at June 12, 2015 09:25 AM (sJq/K)

87
American Spectator article saying the Democrat nominee is not going to be Hilary. The prediction:

Mike Doomberg.

What say ye, hordesters.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 09:25 AM (St6BJ)

88 Fake Indians.
Fake Blacks.
Fake Presidents.

so Democrat

-
Same with fake Republicans.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 09:25 AM (ee9LE)

89 >>Her parents also alleged that the 37-year-old spun a much wider web of warped lies about her background...

So did her family just sit back and watch her do this for years, or were they estranged and had no idea what she was doing?

Interesting if they did know and decided not to intervene - like knowing you have a mentally ill child and giving them room to wallow in their dysfunction. deceive others.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 09:25 AM (k2QA3)

90 Once Upon a Time in the West starts slowly, achingly slowly. It builds. It crescendos. It is a deserved classic"

Preach it, brother!

Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 09:25 AM (C9pBZ)

91 76
>>Eventually we will get a USS Barney Frank...



Not a submarine? They could paint it pink....




Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 09:23 AM (k2QA3)

Hilarious.

Posted by: ALH at June 12, 2015 09:26 AM (JrKKc)

92 >>>>I knew it was one of the spaghetti westerns, but I've never gotten into those because they're just too damn slow. Everybody stands around staring at each other.
.
.
.
.Uh, that was the whole point of those movies.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 12, 2015 09:26 AM (iONHu)

93 Why can't the head of a NAACP chapter be white? Isn't white a color?

One more stupid question, who forgot to cook the bacon and why isn't there any on my plate?

Posted by: fairweatherbill at June 12, 2015 09:26 AM (o/3Hk)

94 90 Once Upon a Time in the West starts slowly, achingly slowly. It builds. It crescendos. It is a deserved classic"

Preach it, brother!
Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 09:25 AM (C9pBZ)


A Sefton favorite. And I am not a huge western fan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 09:26 AM (St6BJ)

95
hillary would easily win if the election were today

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 12, 2015 09:26 AM (E9liA)

96 87
American Spectator article saying the Democrat nominee is not going to be Hilary. The prediction:

Mike Doomberg.

What say ye, hordesters.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 09:25 AM (St6BJ)

He'll never play outside the Northeast. I'm going with O'Malley, who at least is a handsome guy.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 12, 2015 09:26 AM (RD7QR)

97 >>Eventually we will get a USS Barney Frank...

It won't go out to sea, but it will hang around the docks a lot.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 12, 2015 09:27 AM (O7MnT)

98 Bin Laden Pron.

SFW

http://tinyurl.com/nldaxfc

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 09:27 AM (S+el1)

99
totally vetted for the NAACP
Posted by: artisanal 'ette



The broader narrative is true...


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 09:27 AM (kdS6q)

100

another horrible story over at the gateway pundit where a white family was attacked by a wall of black teens

tasered and the man's face bones are all busted up

the cops refused to call it a hate crime even though they were screaming attack and get the whitey

Black Mob Savagely Attacks White Family at Alabama 'First Friday' Event... "Get that White!"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 09:27 AM (qCMvj)

101 Dolezal also lied about growing up in a teepee, hunting for
her own food with bows and arrows, being abused by a stepfather and once
living in South Africa, her parents said.


A little checklist of leftist 'moral authority.'

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 09:27 AM (oVJmc)

102 >>Eventually we will get a USS Barney Frank...

Its aft section will be full of seamen.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 12, 2015 09:27 AM (O7MnT)

103 It won't go out to sea, but it will hang around the docks a lot.

As I said up thread, it will be a tug.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 12, 2015 09:27 AM (7wlD8)

104 87


American Spectator article saying the Democrat nominee is not going to be Hilary. The prediction:



Mike Doomberg.



What say ye, hordesters.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 09:25 AM (St6BJ)

I have been saying that for over a year.

Posted by: Vic We Have Nobody to vote for at June 12, 2015 09:27 AM (GpgJl)

105 >>You mean the new term muxkinder?

Oh dear - do I even want to know what that word means?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 09:28 AM (k2QA3)

106 I always thought the phrase "you guys" was condescending. I hate it when servers in restaurants ask, "What are you guys having?"
What ever happened to the more respectful Ma'am and Sir? or Folks?
A small but irritating Pet Peeve.


Really? I mean, I get it about not liking it from a waiter. A waiter *should* be more polite than that. "You guys" is a plural greeting for your socially equal acquaintances. Coming up to a group of your friends and saying, "What are you guys doing?" isn't condescending - at least, I've never viewed it as such.

Of course, I'm a Texan, so I know that it's really "Y'all," and "You guys" is filthy Yankee speak.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 12, 2015 09:28 AM (kff5f)

107 102 >>Eventually we will get a USS Barney Frank...

Its aft section will be full of seamen.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 12, 2015 09:27 AM (O7MnT)


But it's not long and hard.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 09:28 AM (St6BJ)

108 Why can't the head of a NAACP chapter be white? Isn't white a color?

One more stupid question, who forgot to cook the bacon and why isn't there any on my plate?



We have fake bacon.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 09:28 AM (ETfhC)

109 Not a submarine? They could paint it pink....




Posted by: Lizzy

It would be long and hard and full of seamen! (sp?)

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....lost in America at June 12, 2015 09:28 AM (RFeQD)

110 Once Upon a Time in the West starts slowly, achingly slowly. It builds. It crescendos. It is a deserved classic.

-
I don't know. The two-horses-too-many bit where Charles Bronson shoots Jack Elam and two other bad guys is pretty good.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 09:28 AM (ee9LE)

111

Actually, that's funny.

The NAACP allowed a Whitey! into their org.

Bamboozled by the white woman!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 09:28 AM (qCMvj)

112
Oh dear - do I even want to know what that word means?

Google it, Lizzy. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2015 09:29 AM (JtwS4)

113 Lizzy, just made it up... so not a real word... yet.

Mux usually means multiple... kinder the German for children.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 12, 2015 09:29 AM (7wlD8)

114 104 I have been saying that for over a year.
Posted by: Vic We Have Nobody to vote for at June 12, 2015 09:27 AM (GpgJl)


Well, since I only read the comments, I guess I missed your prognostication. Serves me right.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 09:29 AM (St6BJ)

115 You mean the new term muxkinder?

I parse that as "multiplexer child"

Posted by: Eisenhorn at June 12, 2015 09:30 AM (1li1B)

116 Well, since I only read the comments"

They have comments here?

Who knew?

Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 09:30 AM (C9pBZ)

117 115 You mean the new term muxkinder?

I parse that as "multiplexer child"
Posted by: Eisenhorn at June 12, 2015 09:30 AM (1li1B)


What about the dreaded "Muxkinder sitzpinkler?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 09:30 AM (St6BJ)

118 110 I don't know. The two-horses-too-many bit where Charles Bronson shoots Jack Elam and two other bad guys is pretty good.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 09:28 AM (ee9LE)

I thought the fly buzzing around Elam's face was a nice touch.

Posted by: Vic We Have Nobody to vote for at June 12, 2015 09:30 AM (GpgJl)

119 Charlotte: The only McKinney worth any of your time.

http://tinyurl.com/p7ob98a

God Bless America.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at June 12, 2015 09:30 AM (nqiq9)

120 >>> Mike Doomberg.

Sure. Whatever.

Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 09:31 AM (3ZtZW)

121 So did her family just sit back and watch her do this for years, or were they estranged and had no idea what she was doing?

Interesting if they did know and decided not to intervene - like knowing you have a mentally ill child and giving them room to wallow in their dysfunction. deceive others.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 09:25 AM (k2QA3)


The only thing I can say is, we don't know if they tried to do anything, and parents will do anything for their child.

They knew, though. They knew all along.

Can we blame the parents for her "adult" behaviour?

We can now same the NAACP allows whites.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 09:31 AM (qCMvj)

122 >>Google it, Lizzy. What could possibly go wrong?

First rule of Ace of Spades...OK, probably not the *first*, but never google a unknown term seen in AoS comments.

Ana Puma - Shhhhh! Don't give them any ideas

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 09:31 AM (k2QA3)

123 118 I thought the fly buzzing around Elam's face was a nice touch.
Posted by: Vic We Have Nobody to vote for at June 12, 2015 09:30 AM (GpgJl)


So that's where Obama got that idea. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2015 09:31 AM (St6BJ)

124 We shd list all the race fraud:

Warren
Rachel
and every idiot who claimed someone vandalizes their car with race slurs or left a noose hanging on their door.

-
Ward Churchill.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 09:31 AM (ee9LE)

125
Once Upon a Time in the West starts slowly, achingly slowly. It builds. It crescendos. It is a deserved classic.

-
I don't know. The two-horses-too-many bit where Charles Bronson shoots Jack Elam and two other bad guys is pretty good.


That is in fact awesome. It follows 20 minutes of Jack Elam and Woody Strode waiting in a soundscape of noises and heat. Which is also awesome.

But the first time I watched it was because my girlfriend wanted me to see it and I was pissed at her at the time so I totally didn't have the patience for it. It does reward the patience.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2015 09:32 AM (JtwS4)

126 Can't wait for the movie Max next week. It the first movie in a long time that has me wanting to go to a theater. I would love to have a Malinois.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 09:32 AM (S+el1)

127 Tomorrow in NYC it's a big day as Hillary kicks off her run for the President.
The first 1000 through the gates get to wave at Hillary sort of close up.
Cash, Credit/Debit, EBT excepted. No coolers, backpacks, lawn chairs, food/water. Put on sunscreen, you will be standing out in the sun.

Posted by: Colin at June 12, 2015 09:32 AM (sJq/K)

128 We have fake bacon.

====

FAKON

Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 09:32 AM (3ZtZW)

129 We shd list all the race fraud:

Warren
Rachel
and every idiot who claimed someone vandalizes their car with race slurs or left a noose hanging on their door.

-
Ward Churchill.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 09:31 AM (ee9LE)



mattress girl

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 09:33 AM (qCMvj)

130 Dusty Rhodes was the greatest American entertainer since Elvis.

Discuss.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2015 09:33 AM (659DL)

131 Is this real life?

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 12, 2015 09:33 AM (A98Xu)

132 So the USS Barney Frank will be a tug....
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 12, 2015 09:22 AM


Dry dock.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 09:33 AM (h4vJk)

133 Sanders/Bloomberg for the Dems
Cruz/Fiorina for the Republicans.

goes extra innings. . . overtime....arbitration.

Posted by: Zeland Knorski at June 12, 2015 09:33 AM (TUmPT)

134 Charlotte: The only McKinney worth any of your time.

http://tinyurl.com/p7ob98a

God Bless America."


There gentlemen, is the reason why there will always be a dawn in America's future.

(oh, and BBL)

Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 09:33 AM (C9pBZ)

135 She went to Howard University, with maybe 2% white students. Sounds like she's had this "race dysmorphia" for a long time. Hard to believe that nobody from her class, profs or students, was aware of both her real race and her career as a professional angry black woman.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 12, 2015 09:34 AM (2cS/G)

136 Allen, I think "You Guys" is too informal to use in certain situations. It's okay if you have a close personal relationship with the people you are addressing, but if you don't, you should use a more formal greeting.
That's just one old lady's opinion. YMMV.

Posted by: ALH at June 12, 2015 09:34 AM (JrKKc)

137 # 60 Eventually we will get a USS Barney Frank...

Posted by: B Fwank at June 12, 2015 09:34 AM (sIXA8)

138 127 Tomorrow in NYC it's a big day as Hillary kicks off her run for the President.
The first 1000 through the gates get to wave at Hillary sort of close up.
Cash, Credit/Debit, EBT excepted. No coolers, backpacks, lawn chairs, food/water. Put on sunscreen, you will be standing out in the sun.
Posted by: Colin at June 12, 2015 09:32 AM (sJq/K)

So how many campaign launches will this be for her? How many does she get before she is officially campaigning?

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 12, 2015 09:35 AM (RD7QR)

139 Do they still have fleet oilers?

Posted by: B Fwank at June 12, 2015 09:35 AM (sIXA8)

140 Naming an LCS after Giffords?

How...appropriate.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2015 09:36 AM (659DL)

141 I'm sure she got her university job by claiming she was black. Like warren, she took advantage of affirmative action requirements.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 09:36 AM (iQIUe)

142 Question of the decade : If Hillary! looks like she is going to take the nomination, will Obama have her arrested?

Posted by: Zeland Knorski at June 12, 2015 09:36 AM (TUmPT)

143 My tweet on the delicious fake black NAACP womyn:

Feminists, it's clear that Jenner is celebrated and #RachelDolezal is shunned because of White Male Privilege.
#SomeTransMoreEqual

Posted by: @votermom at June 12, 2015 09:37 AM (cbfNE)

144 Allen, I think "You Guys" is too informal to use in certain situations.

This is true. When more formality is needed use "Y'uns."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2015 09:37 AM (659DL)

145 >>They knew, though. They knew all along.

Can we blame the parents for her "adult" behaviour?

Eh, more like *not* helping those their daughter tricked.

Without going into too much detail, had a friend who dated a guy who seemed too good to be true. Quick courtship, then marriage. Within a week savings cleaned out, credit cards maxed, etc. Turns out his family knew he was crazy and he had a history of doing this sort of thing - representing himself as something he was not (e.g. he had been kicked out of the military for impersonating an officer). So friend was pissed that the guy's family never mentioned any of this mental health history with her - just went along w/all of the wedding prep, rehersal dinner, etc. w/out ever taking her aside and checking to be sure he had not lied to her. Yes, they were both adults and she is responsible for getting married so soon, but it sucks to find out there were people who knew he was crazy and didn't ever mention it.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 09:37 AM (k2QA3)

146 Actaully I could see the USS Barney Frank as an LST

Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 09:37 AM (3ZtZW)

147 Once Upon a Time in the West starts slowly, achingly slowly. It builds. It crescendos. It is a deserved classic.

-
Two words: Claudia Cardinale.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 09:38 AM (ee9LE)

148 I always thought the phrase "you guys" was condescending. I hate it when servers in restaurants ask, "What are you guys having?" What ever happened to the more respectful Ma'am and Sir? or Folks?

A small but irritating Pet Peeve.



Depends on the restaurant.
Mel's Diner with Florence Jean Castleberry? No prob.
Ruth's Chris Steak House? Yeah.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 09:38 AM (ETfhC)

149 On all those applications that ask for stuff, just answer whatever you want. None of it actually has to be true. Whatever bips your bippy.

Posted by: torabora at June 12, 2015 09:38 AM (LiTV7)

150 So now...if a foreign corporation believes they will be negatively effected by a US law or regulation they can sue us all
Thanks Congress

Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 12, 2015 09:39 AM (eOpVe)

151 >>Feminists, it's clear that Jenner is celebrated and #RachelDolezal is shunned because of White Male Privilege.

#SomeTransMoreEqual


Ouch!! Love it.

If gender is fluid (biology be damned!), why not race?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 09:39 AM (k2QA3)

152
This is true. When more formality is needed use "Y'uns."

Or for black tie affairs, "hey fucktards!"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2015 09:39 AM (JtwS4)

153 *gyahs* Street Fighter V trailer... think they could have made Chun-Li's thunder thighs any bigger? They're super emu drumsticks.

https://youtu.be/AfrSKt5b-50

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 12, 2015 09:39 AM (7wlD8)

154 Mel's Diner with Florence Jean Castleberry? No prob.


That should be "hon", not "you guys"

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2015 09:39 AM (JO9+V)

155 Naming an LCS after Giffords?
How...appropriate.


Wouldn't that be a CCS for Gabby?
(Clittoral Combat Ship)

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 09:39 AM (ETfhC)

156 Who would replace the great Ennio Morricone score with that twee fag shit?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 12, 2015 09:39 AM (nFdGS)

157 It seems the NAACP should institute a paper bag test.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 09:39 AM (oVJmc)

158 Interesting if they did know and decided not to
intervene - like knowing you have a mentally ill child and giving them
room to wallow in their dysfunction. deceive others.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 09:25 AM (k2QA3)


probably more along the line of, "well, her name really isn't Bambi, she got a GED at 19 and never attended nursing school, never dated a Colombian drug kingpin in Miami - I think she flew through MIA once on Delta - and I never forced her to take ballet and belly-danching.
Her mom and I are not happy she chose stripping as a career, but at least she has an income and isn't sponging off us.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2015 09:40 AM (3pRHP)

159 Feminists, it's clear that Jenner is celebrated and #RachelDolezal is shunned because of White Male Privilege.
#SomeTransMoreEqual
Posted by: @votermom at June 12, 2015 09:37 AM (cbfNE)


nice

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 09:40 AM (qCMvj)

160 I heard on the news that Lebron James had a wardrobe malfunction. Glad I missed that.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 09:41 AM (ee9LE)

161 "Are you now or have you ever been a Pip?"

"Do you cry when people litter?"

"Have you or your children ever won a spelling bee?"

"That's not really pork in the sweet and sour sauce, right?"

I am going to make a mint devising new transitioning screening questions.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2015 09:41 AM (659DL)

162 The president's rare last-minute visit to Capitol Hill Friday morning suggested the legislation was short of votes and in jeopardy. With many Democrats in open rebellion against their president on this issue, Obama sought to stave off a humiliating defeat at the hands of his own party on a top second-term priority.

I'm surprise he knows the way to Capital Hill

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 09:41 AM (S+el1)

163 My other tweet on Rachel Dolezal:
Lesson: NEVER forget to send Mom flowers on Mother's Day!

Posted by: @votermom at June 12, 2015 09:41 AM (cbfNE)

164 I say the white NAACP chick should get an award. Maybe something for bravery. Anybody have the number for ESPN? Or maybe Ebony? Give her a medal, have Sharpton hang it around her neck.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at June 12, 2015 09:41 AM (o/3Hk)

165 I'm Spartacus



...and I'm black...



...and a woman...

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 12, 2015 09:41 AM (NeFrd)

166 I would, if I could, Tweet


Nice to see the NAACP has become tolerant in accepting Whites now. Congratulations.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 09:42 AM (qCMvj)

167 That Rachel Dolezal chick sure is some kind of jerk, isn't she?

Posted by: Navin Johnson at June 12, 2015 09:42 AM (TOk1P)

168 once you give up your #whiteprivilege.....can you get it back?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2015 09:42 AM (0O7c5)

169 Good morning fappers. World's still on fire and people still suck. It's good to see some consistency.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2015 09:43 AM (2Ojst)

170

You know that meme by femi's that Men are Liars!

yeah, that

Fauxcohauntus
Mattress Girl
RachelFro

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 09:44 AM (qCMvj)

171 The balls on that lady. She should have at least changed her name to something more exotic.

Posted by: Brucella Jenner at June 12, 2015 09:44 AM (TOk1P)

172 Once Upon a Time in the West starts slowly, achingly slowly. It builds. It crescendos. It is a deserved classic.

The Clint man with no name trilogy is mostly disposable fun. Once Upon a Time is indispensable.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2015 09:24 AM (JtwS4)


"It's not the same thing!"

Once Upon a Time in the West is a magnificent piece of film. The music at the final duel is... it still gives me chills. You feel the rage... blazing hot but under cold control. You see the noose tighten... the harmonica falls into the dust and...

Yeah. Blammo. Blue Eyes never knew what hit him.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at June 12, 2015 09:44 AM (6JL3d)

173 168 once you give up your #whiteprivilege.....can you get it back?
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2015 09:42 AM (0O7c5)

You've got to go to the committee and submit a petition, then put on white shoes after Labor Day, go to a tractor pull, listen to country music, then wait for the application to be approved by NASCAR. Say, 6 to 8 weeks.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 12, 2015 09:44 AM (RD7QR)

174 Anorexic Black Lesbians Trapped in Fat White Guy's Bodies For Peace

ABLTIFWGBFP.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 09:45 AM (oVJmc)

175 I think the NAACP does accept white members, but clearly they go to the back of the bus.
She wanted leadership.So just like Fauxcahontas and TFG, she needed to lie to get it. Really, society is to blame.

Posted by: @votermom at June 12, 2015 09:45 AM (cbfNE)

176 A black cat must have crossed Lebron's path on his way to the arena. First, he was tucking in his shirt when a camera zoomed in just in time to capture and broadcast his junk, then he bashed his head into a seat, got a bloody head wound. Then he had a scoreless fourth quarter. Pretty shitty night all around.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 12, 2015 09:45 AM (2cS/G)

177 Question of the decade : If Hillary! looks like she is going to take the nomination, will Obama have her arrested?
Posted by: Zeland Knorski at June 12, 2015 09:36 AM (TUmPT)


I would hate to find out that Scankles is our era's Calvo Sotelo

Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2015 09:45 AM (3pRHP)

178 Is she guilty of anything Vanilla Ice didn't do in the '90s?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 09:46 AM (oVJmc)

179 The balls on that lady.

She should have at least changed her name to something more exotic.



Like Bruce.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 09:46 AM (ETfhC)

180 Eventually we will get a USS Barney Frank...


****


Submarine?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 12, 2015 09:47 AM (NeFrd)

181 Is she guilty of anything Vanilla Ice didn't do in the '90s?

Let's not get carried away here. She never committed crimes against humanity.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2015 09:47 AM (659DL)

182 Up perithcope!

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 12, 2015 09:47 AM (NeFrd)

183 Uhhh...

I'm not only without anything to contribute here...

reading all the comments...

l'm not sure you'n's have anything to contribute here...

Sorry. It's not you. Really. It's me. Well, it may be you, too, but I don't know, 'cause I can't see past the part that it's me.

Posted by: mindful webworker - grumpy today with a chance of frowns at June 12, 2015 09:47 AM (hpmES)

184 You've got to go to the committee and submit a
petition, then put on white shoes after Labor Day, go to a tractor pull,
listen to country music, then wait for the application to be approved
by NASCAR. Say, 6 to 8 weeks.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 12, 2015 09:44 AM (RD7QR)


It's a lot easier to get your black privilege back, after a lifetime of having an in with the white folks. You just have to kill a blonde chick.

Posted by: Ojay Simpson, Prisoner number 38557092 at June 12, 2015 09:48 AM (TOk1P)

185 180 Eventually we will get a USS Barney Frank...


****


Submarine?
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 12, 2015 09:47 AM (NeFrd)

Long, hard and full of seamen. Just how he likes it.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2015 09:48 AM (2Ojst)

186 183 Uhhh...

I'm not only without anything to contribute here...

reading all the comments...

l'm not sure you'n's have anything to contribute here...

Sorry. It's not you. Really. It's me. Well, it may be you, too, but I don't know, 'cause I can't see past the part that it's me.


Posted by: mindful webworker - grumpy today with a chance of frowns at June 12, 2015 09:47 AM (hpmES)

No, really, this never happened to me before.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 12, 2015 09:48 AM (RD7QR)

187 Releasing Osama's Porn Stash

Goats Gone Wild
Big Boobed Burkhas
Hot Infidels

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 09:48 AM (oVJmc)

188 If they name a ship after me, does that make me a Rear Admiral?

Posted by: B Fwank at June 12, 2015 09:49 AM (sIXA8)

189 Submarine?
Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 12, 2015 09:47 AM (NeFrd)


...
...
...

Ahem.

Target.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2015 09:49 AM (659DL)

190
In tramp news:

Oregon has enacted a first-of-its-kind insurance law that will allow women to obtain a year's worth of birth control at a time, instead of the 30 or 90 day supply available now.

A year's supply "would reduce the potential for skipping pills or not having her patch or ring when she needs it," the Guttmacher Institute researcher said.

So, whore away ladies.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 09:49 AM (kdS6q)

191 Releasing Osama's Porn Stash

Goats Gone Wild
Big Boobed Burkhas
Hot Infidels

Trailer for Goats Gone Wild

http://tinyurl.com/nldaxfc

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 09:49 AM (S+el1)

192 >>NAACP Leader And Activist Outed As A White Woman

We have our first transracialed person. Let's celebrate her courage stat!

Posted by: chique at June 12, 2015 09:50 AM (shFKH)

193 Is she guilty of anything Vanilla Ice didn't do in the '90s?


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 09:46 AM (oVJmc)

She lied about being black. I don't remember Vanilla Ice ever claiming to be black, though the SJWs would claim that he was guilty of "cultural appropriation". But who appropriated whose culture? After all, rap is just square dance music with dirty lyrics.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 12, 2015 09:50 AM (nFdGS)

194 Eventually we will get a USS Barney Frank...





****





Submarine?


Squeal Like a Pigboat.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 09:50 AM (oVJmc)

195 Releasing Osama's Porn Stash

Goats Gone Wild
Big Boobed Burkhas
Hot Infidels


Cave Casting Couch
Drones Gone Wild
Two Girls, One Obstructed Screen Wall View

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2015 09:51 AM (659DL)

196 Sorry. It's not you. Really. It's me. Well, it may be you, too, but I don't know, 'cause I can't see past the part that it's me.



Just like poker. If you can't tell who the mark is,
it's you!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 09:51 AM (ETfhC)

197 the only thing that annoys me at a restaurant is someone trying to refill my perfectly good cup of coffee that has the ideal cream and stevia ratio.....refill it when it's empty please.....oh...and how about including stevia in your choice of sweetners so i don't have to carry packets around in my purse? huh? how about that?!!!!!!//////

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2015 09:51 AM (0O7c5)

198 Though in fairness, Colonel Mortimer and the final duel in For a Few Dollars More was also top-notch stuff.


The chimes from the music box are another tune that haunt me now and again. Man, I grew up with great film... kids these days don't know what's good, because they've never been exposed to it. x_x

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at June 12, 2015 09:52 AM (6JL3d)

199 Black Like Me by John Howard Griffin, 1961.

Where this all started.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 12, 2015 09:52 AM (VcOqI)

200 She lied about being black. I don't remember Vanilla Ice ever claiming to be black, though the SJWs would claim that he was guilty of "cultural appropriation". But who appropriated whose culture? After all, rap is just square dance music with dirty lyrics.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at June 12, 2015 09:50 AM (nFdGS)

Grab your partner swing 'er round
Then pimp slap the fuckin' ho.
Do see do.
Bitches curtsy.
Brothas bow.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at June 12, 2015 09:52 AM (RD7QR)

201 oh...and how about including stevia in your choice of sweetners so i don't have to carry packets around in my purse? huh? how about that?!!!!!!//////

I like my coffee like I like my NAACP officials...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2015 09:52 AM (659DL)

202 Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2015 09:51 AM (0O7c5)

I prefer my coffee like my women. Black and bitter

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 09:52 AM (S+el1)

203 The NAACP story is hilarious.

I feel like I need to get out of town for a night or two this weekend, but I can't decide where...

Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 12, 2015 09:52 AM (lIU4e)

204 the only thing that annoys me at a restaurant is someone trying to refill my perfectly good cup of coffee that has the ideal cream and stevia ratio.....refill it when it's empty please.....oh...and how about including stevia in your choice of sweetners so i don't have to carry packets around in my purse? huh? how about that?!!!!!!//////


You and my wife would get along just great.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 09:53 AM (ETfhC)

205 202 Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2015 09:51 AM (0O7c5)

I prefer my coffee like my women. Black and bitter
Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 09:52 AM (S+el1)

Ground up and in the freezer.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2015 09:53 AM (2Ojst)

206 201
oh...and how about including stevia in your choice of sweetners so i
don't have to carry packets around in my purse? huh? how about
that?!!!!!!//////



I like my coffee like I like my NAACP officials...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2015 09:52 AM (659DL)

ok...pass a kleenex and a towel.....my coffee came out my nose and is on my keyboard and screen......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2015 09:53 AM (0O7c5)

207 Black, bitter, and hot. My coffee, that is.

Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 12, 2015 09:54 AM (VcOqI)

208 I wonder how many "offensive" racial stereotypes Ms. NAACP adopted in order to perpetuate her scam. Did she "talk black", pretend to love soul food, etc.? I want somebody to eventually write her story, not her, an investigative journalist/author. I bet it could be, if well written, on par with The Orchid Thief, a tale of another career phony that didn't flatter it's subject.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 12, 2015 09:54 AM (2cS/G)

209 Ground up and in the freezer.

This place....

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2015 09:54 AM (659DL)

210 I like my coffee like I like my NAACP officials...



White and bitter?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 09:54 AM (ETfhC)

211 She must spend a small fortune on bronzers. Sure doesnt look like she ever tans just uses makeup. It would havve been funny if she was exposed shop lifting bronzers.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 09:54 AM (iQIUe)

212 insomniac

you are the best

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2015 09:54 AM (0O7c5)

213 212 insomniac

you are the best
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2015 09:54 AM (0O7c5)

Aw, shucks. *blushes*

Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2015 09:55 AM (2Ojst)

214 How about a Felcher class missile frigate with those big long missiles.

Posted by: B Fwank at June 12, 2015 09:55 AM (sIXA8)

215 211 She must spend a small fortune on bronzers. Sure doesnt look like she ever tans just uses makeup. It would havve been funny if she was exposed shop lifting bronzers.
Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 09:54 AM (iQIUe)

Oh, because black people steal is that it? That's...wait.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2015 09:56 AM (2Ojst)

216 Was Al Jolson black?

Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 12, 2015 09:57 AM (VcOqI)

217
From the Montana tepee where she was born in 1977 to empowering the black community in Spokane today, Dolezal has lived a life full of experiences "most people normally don't have to go through."

According to Dolezal, "Jesus Christ" is the witness on her birth certificate. Her mother believed in living off the land; they lived in the middle of nowhere. As a child, Dolezal and her family hunted their food with bows and arrows.

From Montana, she, her mother, stepfather and three siblings moved to Colorado in 1992 for two years. From there, her family moved to Cape Town, South Africa, where her stepfather accepted a religious job opportunity.

"It's a painful thing to talk about my childhood," she paused as she looked down into her hands. "I kind of don't talk about it much."

Dolezal and her siblings were physically abused by her mother and stepfather. "They would punish us by skin complexion," she said. According to Dolezal, the object her mother and stepfather used to punish them was called a baboon whip, used to ward baboons away in South Africa. These whips would leave scars behind, "they were pretty similar to what was used as whips during slavery."

"A Life to be Heard." UWIRE Text 5 Feb. 2015:

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 09:57 AM (kdS6q)

218 #135 Think Moochelle....pro grievance conniver.

Posted by: torabora at June 12, 2015 09:57 AM (V01tk)

219 Good morning, pixel people.

Today's fresh hell has been put on hold because I can't stop laughing at the Person of Pallor that runs the Spokane NAACP.

That is the funniest thing evah.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

Oh, and B'Gal's in the hospital again with pancreatitis, so if I could request a little prayer for her, I'd be thankful.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 09:57 AM (0HooB)

220 i wonder if the caramel frappuccino her away......#basicwhitegirl

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2015 09:57 AM (0O7c5)

221 Oh, and B'Gal's in the hospital again with pancreatitis, so if I could request a little prayer for her, I'd be thankful.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 09:57 AM (0HooB)

good thoughts and prayers for her.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2015 09:58 AM (0O7c5)

222

NAACP loon comes by it naturally I think

Her parents adopted several black children. It's clear she was, and is, still trying to get their attention. She has presented one of her adopted brothers as her son. She married a black man. She majored in black studies. She invented a Native American past too I bet. Hunting with bows and arrows. Native Americans do not normally live like that. She learned early that the only way to attention and success is through Victimhood

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 09:58 AM (zOTsN)

223 Oh, because black people steal is that it?
That's...wait.



Phone call for CVS Pharmacy. Please pick up the white courtesy phone. CVS Pharmacy, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 09:59 AM (ETfhC)

224 Probably already mentioned, but the white girl gone black does have a supporter.

Reading the comments, I swear it could be ace, or AtC socking it in.

http://tinyurl.com/pprlgko

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2015 09:59 AM (VPLuQ)

225 Wonder if the RadFems have figured out yet they were being used all along by the RadGays?

Naaaaaaah. That would require self-awareness and the ability to learn from experience.

Mornin' Horde. Anyone seen that tanker full of kerosene I ordered? Can't burn it all down without proper fuel, y'know, and damned if I'm going to use the last of my Val-U-Rite ration for it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 12, 2015 09:59 AM (DT3rQ)

226 Oh.

oSama.

I didn't misread that.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 12, 2015 10:00 AM (0xTsz)

227 She couldn't jump?

Posted by: eman at June 12, 2015 10:00 AM (MQEz6)

228 "Oh, and B'Gal's in the hospital again with pancreatitis, so if I could request a little prayer for her, I'd be thankful."

Done...

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2015 10:00 AM (VPLuQ)

229 Today's fresh hell has been put on hold because I can't stop laughing at the Person of Pallor that runs the Spokane NAACP.

I have to wonder, did nobody ever figure it out? Or are they just so short on proper PoCs in the Pacific Northwest they turned a blind eye to have the position filled?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 12, 2015 10:01 AM (DT3rQ)

230
The education director of the Human Rights Education Institute in Coeur d'Alene has resigned, citing "issues of fairness and equity" after she was passed over for the institute's top job.

The Coeur d'Alene Press reported that Dolezal said she was the target of discrimination. While she was education director, Dolezal, who is multiracial, said she was the victim of racial harassment, slurs and threats against her and her son by white supremacists.

On two occasions she reported finding hangman's nooses tied to her garage's rafters, and a swastika sticker on the door of the institute, The Spokesman-Review has reported.

Spokesman-Review 28 July 2010


I internet love this lunatic.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 10:01 AM (kdS6q)

231 Prayers offered up, BB.

Posted by: Mama AJ at June 12, 2015 10:01 AM (0xTsz)

232 >>Eventually we will get a USS Barney Frank...



The torpedoes are slathered in astro-glide before insertion into the torpedo tubes.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 12, 2015 10:01 AM (PtTYB)

233 Wait!!!

White girl gone black is from the Onion.....Right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2015 10:02 AM (VPLuQ)

234 Oh, and B'Gal's in the hospital again with pancreatitis, so if I could request a little prayer for her, I'd be thankful.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 09:57 AM (0HooB)

Ugh, ouch. Good thoughts y'all's way.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2015 10:02 AM (2Ojst)

235 She has the stick straight blonde hair of her Swiss heritage


She has to wear wigs


She is only 37, she looks so much older


She is just a homely kind of lumpy white woman

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:03 AM (zOTsN)

236 Yesterday...diversity training. Today...jury summons.

Tomorrow my wife will probably tell me her mother is coming for an extended visit. Alcohol was made for times like these.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at June 12, 2015 10:03 AM (FviSe)

237 Wonder if the RadFems have figured out yet they were being used all along by the RadGays?

Aren't all the left's factions being used by the others? Doesn't this always break down into the purges?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 10:03 AM (oVJmc)

238 Yummmm, I love baboon whip on my sundaes!

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 12, 2015 10:03 AM (2cS/G)

239 236 Yesterday...diversity training. Today...jury summons.

Tomorrow my wife will probably tell me her mother is coming for an extended visit. Alcohol was made for times like these.
Posted by: fairweatherbill at June 12, 2015 10:03 AM (FviSe)

Cyanide pills were made for times like those.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2015 10:03 AM (2Ojst)

240 Prayers for B'Gal. Everyone else is in with the general intentions right now or I'd never have time to get anything else done anymore, it seems.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 12, 2015 10:04 AM (DT3rQ)

241 Prayers for B'Gal.

I have to wonder, did nobody ever figure it out?

Went on the facebook earlier and local black girl says 'she looks mixed, maybe mother got something on the side'. I don't know that she even looked at the kid pictures...

OK, this is ridiculous, but there was an 'Americas Next Top Model' where they did pictures of all the models as different races. It was sort of fascinating.

Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 12, 2015 10:04 AM (lIU4e)

242
Reading the comments, I swear it could be ace, or AtC socking it in.


He's a world-class (and brilliant) troller.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 10:05 AM (oVJmc)

243 her parents adopted black kids. I wonder if she ever lived in South Africa if they lived in the black community. If so, she did endure racism. But not by whites

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:05 AM (zOTsN)

244 Aren't all the left's factions being used by the others? Doesn't this always break down into the purges?

A phrase I saw once in a saner world is perfect for describing the Left's "Big (Lunatic Asylum) Tent": round-robin masochism tango.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 12, 2015 10:05 AM (DT3rQ)

245 "Cyanide pills were made for times like those."


*scribbles notes furiously*

Posted by: Bob, from the NSA at June 12, 2015 10:05 AM (VPLuQ)

246 'You guys' seems perfectly fine to me. Aren't 'guys' straw men set on fire in England or something like that?

My current hate, hate, hate is the habit some people have of saying 'yeah, no' -- kid back from school came back infected with that one.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 12, 2015 10:05 AM (MIKMs)

247 As a trans racial Liz Warren was simply ahead of her time - coming out of the closet the way she did. She should receive the Congressional Medal of Honor for being so courageous and baking tasty Indian treats.


So can Bruce Caitlyn Jenner decide to be Chinese now - since evidently only white women are eligible to be trans racial?

Posted by: An Observation at June 12, 2015 10:06 AM (1G15d)

248

Thanks y'all. She'll appreciate the well wishes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 10:06 AM (0HooB)

249 Heh. The funny thing about the brave new sjw world we now live in is that the NAACP lady is just as black as Bruce Jenner is a woman.

Suck it reality.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 12, 2015 10:06 AM (t06LC)

250 I prefer my coffee like my women. Black and bitter.
You get tired of it real soon, brother.

Posted by: president o'bumbles at June 12, 2015 10:07 AM (kivUY)

251 I wonder if she ever lived in South Africa


Her mother says she did not, though she had relatives there who she never even visited.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 10:07 AM (evdj2)

252 Sorry to hear, Backwards.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 10:08 AM (LA7Cm)

253 >>Wonder if the RadFems have figured out yet they were being used all along by the RadGays?


Heh. The Left eat their own eventually.

There's also the gay hotel owners who are *still* being harassed by the LGBTQ crowd for meeting with Ted Cruz. Apparently if you're gay you must be a Democrat. Welcome to unpersonhood for your thoughtcrime!

http://preview.tinyurl.com/nz9p5mo

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 10:08 AM (k2QA3)

254 When the insane are normal and the normal are insane

There's a word for that...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 10:08 AM (0HooB)

255 She is not mixed anything

Her parents allege a smidge of NA, but I do not even believe that


This is a case of very altruistic parents who did missionary work and adopted a slew of black kids and the message that she recieved is that if she wanted attention she had better be black

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:08 AM (zOTsN)

256 NAACP Leader and Activist Outed as White Woman


************


Oh, sweet fancy Elvis. This is pure hilarity.


I have a buddy who's a prof at EWU. I shall investigate.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 12, 2015 10:08 AM (vgIRn)

257 I remember the "Airplane" movie where the little boy asks the little girl how she likes her coffee, "black like I like my men" Probably cut out in the TV version.

Posted by: Colin at June 12, 2015 10:08 AM (sJq/K)

258 Ground up and in the freezer.
Now you're talkin'!

Posted by: president o'bumbles at June 12, 2015 10:09 AM (kivUY)

259
251 I wonder if she ever lived in South Africa


Her mother says she did not, though she had relatives there who she never even visited.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 10:07 AM (evdj2)

I wonder if she ever saw Tropic Thunder.

Posted by: eman at June 12, 2015 10:09 AM (MQEz6)

260 Sending prayers for B'Gal!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 10:09 AM (k2QA3)

261
A black woman who directs educational programs for Coeur d'Alene's Human Rights Education Institute awoke Sunday morning to find a noose on the doorstep of her north Spokane home. It is the most recent in a spate of incidents Rachel Dolezal, 31, has experienced since April, when three skinheads walked into the education institute and asked her personal questions, including where she lived and where her son attended school.

After that, her Coeur d'Alene home was burglarized and Aryan Nations fliers were distributed in her neighborhood. In August, she moved to Spokane, in part because her son wanted to attend school in a more racially diverse classroom. Before she moved in with a friend who's also black, someone wrote a misspelled racial epithet on the sidewalk outside the home, with an arrow pointing to the house.

Last Wednesday, the home was burglarized, with thousands of dollars in possessions stolen. That included two guns -- a Glock 9 and a .357 Magnum, one of which Dolezal bought to protect herself following the encounter with the skinheads. The thieves took every penny from her son's piggy bank, Dolezal's laptop, a high-definition TV, an electric guitar, DVDs and video games. Dolezal said she doesn't know if the incidents are related or if they're all racially motivated.

Spokesman-Review [Spokane, WA] 24 Sept. 2009.


Une crime faux? Moi?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 10:09 AM (kdS6q)

262 So. Apparently Jenna Jameson is converting to Judaism.

http://tinyurl.com/ptbxbb7

Honestly, I'm just leavin' this here. Reality has far outstripped my ability to parody and snark on it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 12, 2015 10:09 AM (DT3rQ)

263 So a white woman can pass for black but Oprah will never pass as a white girl.

#WhitePrivilege

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 10:09 AM (oVJmc)

264 I could adhere to the Democratic Party's 'One Drop Rule' and claim Blackitude, but I think I will stick to 'Mixed'.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 10:09 AM (evdj2)

265 How Rubio Turned The NYT Hit Pieces Into An Asset
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The NYTs Rubio hitpieces are so clumsy and stupid that I ask myself, if they trying to covertly push him.
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Opinion: Reform Conservatives Are Our Friends, Not Foes
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With friends like that you dont need enemies, i.e. Democrats.

Posted by: Harley Quinn at June 12, 2015 10:10 AM (3EXJM)

266 Prayers for B'Gal.



Ditto to what others have said. Without a doubt.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 10:10 AM (ETfhC)

267 I knew it was one of the spaghetti westerns, but I've never gotten into those because they're just too damn slow. Everybody stands around staring at each other.

Yes, BUT, when they DO move, it's really fast. And very shooty.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 12, 2015 10:11 AM (5buP8)

268 So. Apparently Jenna Jameson is converting to Judaism.


So she's had enough sex?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 10:11 AM (oVJmc)

269 Wonder why her parents outed her. Her husband had to know she was lying. Her parents were at their wedding

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:11 AM (zOTsN)

270
This frikkin' TPA Rules vote is a frikkin' line in the sand. Boehner, Ryan, Cruz, and Walker have embraced TPA. They've gone full Washington on us. They want to give Barry even more power, even after we've learned that this administration is utterly incapable of protecting the private information of government employees from foreign hackers.

Shame on them.

Posted by: mrp at June 12, 2015 10:11 AM (JBggj)

271 How many black people are there in Spokane? She might have been the most eligible after a little make-up and a wig.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 10:11 AM (LA7Cm)

272 So can Bruce Caitlyn Jenner decide to be Chinese now - since evidently only white women are eligible to be trans racial?



You no try. You go now! Cock sucka!
-Hop Sing

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 10:13 AM (ETfhC)

273 She might have been the most eligible after a little make-up and a wig.
Didn't work for me.

Posted by: president o'bumbles at June 12, 2015 10:13 AM (kivUY)

274 Better gunfight scene: Shane

Alan Ladd v. Jack Palance

Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 12, 2015 10:13 AM (VcOqI)

275 Had to be a wig. Had to be bronzers. She coopted the fashion sense. She is only 37. She looks so much older to me.

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:13 AM (zOTsN)

276
268 So. Apparently Jenna Jameson is converting to Judaism.

So she's had enough sex?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 10:11 AM (oVJmc)

Jenna Jameson telling you to wear a sweater and don't drive like a maniac.

Posted by: eman at June 12, 2015 10:13 AM (MQEz6)

277 " spaghetti westerns"

They are their own thing. Usually pretty bad production, sound, acting, etc. But, there's something to them. Maybe a harken back to a simpler time?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 10:13 AM (LA7Cm)

278 O.k. As most people here know we have an autistic son-with high functioning autism. It used to be called "Asbergers". FenelonSpouse and I were both in our forties when he was born. However, as challenging as he might be if we hadn't had him then it wouldn't be this particular smart, scowling, sometimes sweet. quirky, socially awkward, funny kid that he is, than no kid at all.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2015 10:14 AM (9HoBs)

279 But her husband and brother/son had to know she is lying

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:14 AM (zOTsN)

280 Meant "I'd rather have him than no kid at all."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2015 10:14 AM (9HoBs)

281 Uh....celebrate diversity..?

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at June 12, 2015 10:15 AM (oVJmc)

282 All the Republican members of congress who are white should formally and publicly and VERY LOUDLY request admittance to the Congressional Black Caucus.

'Cause we're all from Africa, amirite?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at June 12, 2015 10:15 AM (U6f54)

283 268 So. Apparently Jenna Jameson is converting to Judaism.

Is that kosher?

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 10:15 AM (S+el1)

284 I hear you fen. My sweet funny autistic/Aspie was born when I was in my mid 30s. Wouldn't trade him or his heart

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:15 AM (zOTsN)

285 We've made it to Africa. We are truly home.

Posted by: The Escaped Convicts at June 12, 2015 10:16 AM (VcOqI)

286 >>It is the most recent in a spate of incidents Rachel Dolezal, 31, has experienced since April

That was her???

Lies, all the way down. I think ThuderB is right, she wanted attention and this is how she thought she could get it.

Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 12, 2015 10:16 AM (lIU4e)

287 But her husband and brother/son had to know she is lying


"But mom, you can't dance".

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 10:16 AM (ETfhC)

288 I could adhere to the Democratic Party's 'One Drop Rule' and claim Blackitude, but I think I will stick to 'Mixed'.

So could I.

Mumsy Dearest was researching her genealogy when I was a younger Moron. One day she came back from the library fit to be tied: she'd found a black in her (and mine) lineage.

Cussed for a long time, she did. Of course, she also fancied herself as Scarlett O'Hara.

I never found out the details, but it never bothered me. Everyone is from everywhere anyway and there's no point in getting all bent out of shape about it. We're all God's children.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 10:16 AM (0HooB)

289 271 How many black people are there in Spokane? She might have been the most eligible after a little make-up and a wig.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 10:11 AM (LA7Cm)


Not many, 'leastwise in the mid-90s. I lived there for four years.


If you avoided Sprague Ave., you might as well have been in a bottle of bleach.


As a side note, I GUARANTEE she is not the only one in academia pulling this crap.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at June 12, 2015 10:16 AM (vgIRn)

290 Jameson just wanted to stop giving BJs

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:16 AM (zOTsN)

291 268 So. Apparently Jenna Jameson is converting to Judaism.



Is that kosher?


As long as she doesn't ever have sex with Ron Jeremy again.

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at June 12, 2015 10:16 AM (oVJmc)

292 Sending prayers for strengthening, healing and recovery for BG, BB.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2015 10:17 AM (9HoBs)

293 Break it down for me, fellas

Posted by: Bust it at June 12, 2015 10:17 AM (VcOqI)

294 Fenelon's child is lucky in the parenthood lottery.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at June 12, 2015 10:17 AM (FviSe)

295 Reading the links throughout the story, it's clear this chick has been nuts for a long time. I wonder if her constant false claims of harassment were a way to get people to stop asking questions.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 12, 2015 10:17 AM (2cS/G)

296 fenelon


Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2015 10:17 AM (0O7c5)

297 Posted by: Vic We Have Nobody to vote for

No one?
*pouts*

Posted by: Pander Bear at June 12, 2015 10:17 AM (VAsIq)

298 WeightWatchers should change their name to "Transfat".

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2015 10:17 AM (VPLuQ)

299 Elizabeth Warren: We are all Africans.

Posted by: Bust it at June 12, 2015 10:18 AM (VcOqI)

300 The 'What Makes a Woman?' article from the 'Insane ...' link is interesting.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 10:18 AM (evdj2)

301 Everyone is from everywhere anyway and there's no point in getting all bent out of shape about it.

We're all God's children.



Amen. God made Adam and Eve.

Wait! That means we're all Jewish!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 10:18 AM (ETfhC)

302 If the High is to keep their places permanently, then the prevailing mental condition must be controlled insanity.

Posted by: O'Brien at June 12, 2015 10:19 AM (D0NZx)

303 The Beatles had it right:

I am he as you are he and you are me and we are all together.

Posted by: WTF at June 12, 2015 10:19 AM (VcOqI)

304 All well with the kiddo, Fenelon? (As well as it ever is, anyway...)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 12, 2015 10:19 AM (DT3rQ)

305 Posted by: fairweatherbill at June 12, 2015 10:17 AM (FviSe)

Thx. That's very kind. HE doesn't always think so ;^), but then, I suppose most teens go through that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2015 10:19 AM (9HoBs)

306 What ever happened to the more respectful Ma'am and Sir? or Folks?

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Personally, I hate the word "folks." I'm sure it's a cultural/regional thing, but I find "you guys" preferable.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 10:20 AM (VAsIq)

307 "Wait! That means we're all Jewish!"



Oy vey!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 10:20 AM (LA7Cm)

308 Her parents must be worried about her mental health. They said she has been lying about it so long she may have convinced herself

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:20 AM (zOTsN)

309 The speech JFK didn't give:

Ich bin ein Afrikaner!!!!!

Posted by: WTF at June 12, 2015 10:20 AM (VcOqI)

310 Will no one speak up for the Denisovian and Neanderthal genes struggling to hang on?

Posted by: eman at June 12, 2015 10:20 AM (MQEz6)

311 "Well, I'm out of ideas."

Posted by: Aaron85 at June 12, 2015 10:21 AM (TUmPT)

312 "Fenelon's child is lucky in the parenthood lottery."



How's tricks?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 10:21 AM (LA7Cm)

313 The U.S. Navy on Saturday will christen one of its littoral combat ships after former Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-Ariz.).

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It's a little on the slow side.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 10:21 AM (VAsIq)

314 NAACP Leader and Activist Outed as White Woman


Apparently, she made a statement on MSNBC this morning.

Here it is:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIaj7FNHnjQ

Posted by: naturalfake at June 12, 2015 10:21 AM (0cMkb)

315 jezebel.com/5391756/antm-models-in-oh-so-trendy-blackface-shoot/

Let's see if pixy kills this...

Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 12, 2015 10:21 AM (lIU4e)

316 I am the walrus.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 10:21 AM (evdj2)

317 The speech JFK didn't give:

Ich bin ein Afrikaner!!!!!


/backs away slowly

/turns and breaks into full trot

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 12, 2015 10:21 AM (DT3rQ)

318 >>However, as challenging as he might be if we hadn't had him then it
wouldn't be this particular smart, scowling, sometimes sweet. quirky,
socially awkward, funny kid that he is, than no kid at all.

I know exactly what you mean, Fenelonspoke. I have a kid with congenital health issues and I wouldn't trade him for the world (i.e. for a different, healthy child).


Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 10:21 AM (k2QA3)

319 Wait til Quinn the Eskimo gets here

Posted by: Bob Dylan at June 12, 2015 10:22 AM (VcOqI)

320 Personally, I hate the word "folks." I'm sure it's a cultural/regional thing, but I find "you guys" preferable.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 10:20 AM (VAsIq)

Y'all.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2015 10:22 AM (2Ojst)

321 A friend in MA posted this to FB the other day.

Probably the biggest reality check of my life today. Been driving around with my heart in my throat today for a good reason. Driving for work today I pull up to a house and start walking to the door to collect a donation. I'm immediately met with a large black lab, friendly as all hell so I do what I normally would do and pet the shit out of him...Love dogs more than people sometime I swear. Second to come out of this house running full steam at me is a 6yr old little fella who I could tell had some form of special need, come to find out after he had autism. He comes immediately next to me and starts petting the dog with me and starts saying "friend", "doggy". Third to come running out of the house was a lady who looked to be in her 40's well to do, yelling Sorry to me her whole way. She stops in her tracks when she gets close to us and had a bewildered look and started to cry. I had no idea what was going on. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me Jack was autistic and hadn't spoken a word in over a year to anyone. While I was talking to this woman, Jack came over, hugged my leg and said "Friend"...Are you kidding me...At this point in my life, I couldn't think of anything else that could have touched me like that. Thank You to my new friend Jack, I needed that more than you know buddy! Greatful and completely fucking humbled!

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 12, 2015 10:22 AM (2cS/G)

322 So, how come no women called Rachel out? She cant' hide those makeup lines.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 10:23 AM (iQIUe)

323 The speech JFK didn't give:

Ich bin ein Fraulein!!!!!

Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 12, 2015 10:23 AM (eOpVe)

324 #317 But back brace slows him down---and he is....cannabilized. The end.

Posted by: Bob Dylan at June 12, 2015 10:23 AM (VcOqI)

325 I am a jelly doughnut!

Posted by: JFK at June 12, 2015 10:23 AM (evdj2)

326 I am the walrus.

Posted by: Grump928

Trans-specieist?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 10:23 AM (VAsIq)

327 NAACP Leader And Activist Outed As A White Woman


Overwhelming evidence that University Indoctrination works.

Why does the Democrat Party attract liars and psychopaths?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 10:23 AM (qCMvj)

328 #320 Peeps is where I go with this.

Posted by: Bob Dylan at June 12, 2015 10:24 AM (VcOqI)

329 A friend in MA posted this to FB the other day.

Small miracles. Keep your eyes open and you see them everywhere.

Now if you'll excuse me I need to do something about this dust in my office, gettin' all up in my eyes...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 12, 2015 10:24 AM (DT3rQ)

330 @321


Damn. Just when you start gettin' all mopey your read something like that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 10:24 AM (LA7Cm)

331 Wow

Crying

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:24 AM (zOTsN)

332 Does she even have a kid?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 10:24 AM (iQIUe)

333 Of course he doesn't say anything like "I wish I had another parent "but he rolls his eyes a lot and one time I was on him about homework he had to do and I found about a page and a half of "F---You" written in his notebook.

A sense of humor is a gift from God. Parenthood is an endurance race. Pray for us. He was one week summer program and then it's us together for the rest of the summer. Yay! ;^)The Spouse is more easy going than I am.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2015 10:24 AM (9HoBs)

334 Koo-koo-kachoo

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 10:24 AM (evdj2)

335 She stops in her tracks when she gets close to us and had a bewildered look and started to cry. I had no idea what was going on. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me Jack was autistic and hadn't spoken a word in over a year to anyone. While I was talking to this woman, Jack came over, hugged my leg and said "Friend"...Are you kidding me...At this point in my life, I couldn't think of anything else that could have touched me like that.



Brb. Have to dust in here. Stuff is everywhere. Hurting the eyes.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 10:24 AM (ETfhC)

336 >>A friend in MA posted this to FB the other day.

That is so sweet.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 10:25 AM (k2QA3)

337 >>Now if you'll excuse me I need to do something about this dust in my office, gettin' all up in my eyes...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 12, 2015 10:24 AM (DT3rQ)

What was that complaint the other day about women crying at work?

Cause I'm totally not doing that right now.

Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 12, 2015 10:25 AM (lIU4e)

338 Okay, I think she has one kid and the other kid she calls her son was adopted by her parents.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 10:25 AM (iQIUe)

339 Hillary: Time to hit the re-set button with Africa.

Posted by: Bob Dylan at June 12, 2015 10:26 AM (VcOqI)

340 Nice story, LincolnF

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2015 10:26 AM (9HoBs)

341
Shit. For all we know Ace could be a fat sassy strong transgendered black woman.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 10:26 AM (iQIUe)

342 303 The Beatles had it right:

I am he as you are he and you are me and we are all together.

Posted by: WTF at June 12, 2015 10:19 AM (VcOqI)


All you need is love. John Lennon. Smart man. Shot in the back, very sad.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 10:26 AM (S+el1)

343
212 insomniac

you are the best
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2015 09:54 AM (0O7c5)

Aw, shucks. *blushes*


*junkpunches insomniac*


Nothing personal, just restoring balance to the universe.



(Also this is no longer timely but my boss came in while I was typing and I need this job).

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2015 10:26 AM (JtwS4)

344 Hows tricks?


It's a beautiful day. High temp of 80 today, no wind. I can see mountains to the west that stretch from the Canadian Border all the way down to the Sun River. My garden is growing by leaps and bounds.
But there's this damn jury summons in my mail this morning...

Posted by: fairweatherbill at June 12, 2015 10:26 AM (o/3Hk)

345 Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye.

Posted by: Magical Mystery Tour at June 12, 2015 10:27 AM (VcOqI)

346 Holy shit Chesla dad, Web Hubbell, lives in Charlotte.

Posted by: Nip Sip at June 12, 2015 10:27 AM (0FSuD)

347 #342 He also penned "Happiness is a Warm
Gun".

Posted by: Magical Mystery Tour at June 12, 2015 10:27 AM (VcOqI)

348 Bruce Caitlin Jenner is an admitted Republican and the new darling of the left. So if Jenner ran for President (or got on the ticket as VP) what would a committed Leftist do?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: gracepmc at June 12, 2015 10:28 AM (xvd51)

349 Y'all.

Posted by: Insomniac

*shudders*
Six years in TX and now three in OK and I still find that an awkward word. I'm trying, you guys, I really am, but I just don't like "y'all" (the word, not you guys--you guys are great, you guys).

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 10:28 AM (VAsIq)

350 ((lincoln))

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2015 10:29 AM (0O7c5)

351 Posted by: Lincolntf at June 12, 2015 10:22 AM (2cS/G)

Something may or may not have happened in the cold, dark cavity in my chest where a heart should be.

I've really got to do something about the air contamination here, it's making my eyes water.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2015 10:29 AM (2Ojst)

352 OK, whoever posted that link to Goodfrey Elfwick's twitter support for NAACP white lady, thanks. That is just so....deliciously perfect. One craziness begets another, and another.

Especially love the authority of the statistic that "10% of all people are born with #WrongSkin."
Uh huh. Sure. Do more than 10% of all people even think about their race except when they have to fill out a form identifying it?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 10:29 AM (k2QA3)

353 Fkn fire drills

OK what'd I miss?

Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 10:29 AM (3ZtZW)

354 Folks


Hate that word. Last several years under the rule of Barackus Maximus taught me the word means plebe

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:29 AM (zOTsN)

355 Charles Manson: Bugliosi is dead? I wanna retrial!

Posted by: Helter Skelter at June 12, 2015 10:29 AM (VcOqI)

356 Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2015 10:29 AM (2Ojst)

i know what you mean



Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2015 10:30 AM (0O7c5)

357 "But there's this damn jury summons in my mail this morning..."


Sorry about that. Sounds nice otherwise.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 10:30 AM (LA7Cm)

358 Bruce Caitlin Jenner is an admitted Republican and the new darling of the left. So if Jenner ran for President (or got on the ticket as VP) what would a committed Leftist do?

He would suddenly be "unstable", "mentally ill", and "insensitive to women's issues".

Being GOP or conservative is like multiplying by 0.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12 at June 12, 2015 10:30 AM (DT3rQ)

359 Posted by: Lincolntf at June 12, 2015 10:22 AM

O_O

Wow. Damn it. Monitor's all blurry all of a sudden.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 10:30 AM (h4vJk)

360 Unless Godfrey Elfwick is a joke?
It's a good joke - excellent parody.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 10:31 AM (k2QA3)

361 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - Not dead yet at June 12, 2015 09:10 AM (kff5f)

How many times has she "officially" started her campaign now? Apparently she campaigns the same way Bill is reported to golf.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 12, 2015 10:31 AM (GDulk)

362 Claudia Cardinale was fabulous, although I'm not a huge fan of the heavily-applied eye mascara that was popular in late '60s-early '70s cinema.

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly is my favorite movie soundtrack of all time. It just fits the look and "feel" of the movie so well. Love the spaghettis in general.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 12, 2015 10:31 AM (eZhth)

363 I will never vote again.

Posted by: Hanging Chad at June 12, 2015 10:31 AM (VcOqI)

364 Lol. There was a conservative, black radio talk show host on Fox a minute ago. He said the fake black woman should move to MA and run for the Senate.

I think it's cute she also identifies as Native American.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 10:31 AM (FsuaD)

365 Unless Godfrey Elfwick is a joke?
It's a good joke - excellent parody.


Posted by: Lizzy


Elfwick is a master troll.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 10:32 AM (VAsIq)

366 Carly Fiorina to Sir Hillary: Take that phony reset button and shove it up your ass!

Posted by: Hanging Chad at June 12, 2015 10:32 AM (VcOqI)

367 Prayers backatcha, FS. And for the Horde in general, too.

Life is pretty interesting and joy is found in unexpected places.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 10:32 AM (0HooB)

368 Bruce the staunch republican tried to get his eldest child aborted, refused to be at her birth.


I am unclear in what ways he is a republican. Ok he claims he is a republican. He also claims to be a woman

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:32 AM (zOTsN)

369 People in office are talking about the various ethnic festivals - german and italian coming up. Me, I kinda just want a steak and tater festival

Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 10:32 AM (3ZtZW)

370 Unless Godfrey Elfwick is a joke?
It's a good joke - excellent parody.[/i


He is lampooning the Left. He's a riot.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 10:32 AM (oVJmc)

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 10:33 AM (oVJmc)

372 But does she get fake food stamps?

Posted by: Hanging Chad at June 12, 2015 10:33 AM (VcOqI)

373 Whew.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 10:33 AM (oVJmc)

374 How many times has she "officially" started her campaign now? Apparently she campaigns the same way Bill is reported to golf.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

I keep a "reset" button in my purse, and another in my pantsuit pocket.

Posted by: Hillary(!) at June 12, 2015 10:33 AM (VAsIq)

375 Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 10:32 AM

Soon...

Posted by: The Barrel at June 12, 2015 10:33 AM (h4vJk)

376 Reading the reactions of people to the white black NAACP leader and the comparison's with the hero(ine) of our time, Bruce Jenner, is hilarious.

People, especially on the left, are tripping all over their dicks (pardon the pun) on this one.

Jim Treacher's twitter timeline is a gem on this subject.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 12, 2015 10:33 AM (BZAd3)

377 I see where White girl gone Black has been hanging with Maryland States Attorney Mosby


http://tinyurl.com/omjrkfv

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2015 10:34 AM (VPLuQ)

378 >>Elfwick is a master troll.

Yep - just looking at all of his tweets and I am a new fan.
Man, this guy is good!


Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 10:34 AM (k2QA3)

379 Yeah, that story got me when I first read it. The guy it happened to is a big, like 300 pounds big, guy who has been down in the dumps lately, so this was a good thing for him as well as the kid.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 12, 2015 10:34 AM (2cS/G)

380 Her family says naacp loon is part NA. I don't believe them either. I think the whole family is infested with a chronic case of white man guilt and a longing to be more ethnic

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:34 AM (zOTsN)

381 People in office are talking about the various ethnic festivals - german and italian coming up. Me, I kinda just want a steak and tater festival

Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope

Can we get "Moron" as an ethnicity? Meat and potatoes and (I suppose) ValuRite?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 10:34 AM (VAsIq)

382 People in office are talking about the various ethnic festivals - german and italian coming up.

Me, I kinda just want a steak and tater festival



We call that "Payday" in Texas.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 10:34 AM (ETfhC)

383 The U.S. Navy on Saturday will christen one of its littoral combat ships after former Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-Ariz.).

----

It's a little on the slow side.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 10:21 AM (VAsIq)

But what will the navy call its new Clittoral combat ships? The Jenna Jameson?

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 12, 2015 10:34 AM (t06LC)

384 Rachel Dolezal's secret?

A weekly case of Colt 45.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 12, 2015 10:35 AM (wtvvX)

385 Caitlyn to go full black face for next Vanity (not so) Fair cover.

Posted by: Hanging Chad at June 12, 2015 10:35 AM (VcOqI)

386 What times we're living in. My local paper covered the hacking of Fed. employees' info on page...12. And added a tiny blurb that military members, active, retired, veterans had all their info hacked.

This, in a military town.

*taps fingers waiting for SMOD*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 10:35 AM (FsuaD)

387 I think it's cute she also identifies as Native American.

It explains not looking like a black person.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 10:35 AM (oVJmc)

388 Probably another meth case. Been a lot of arrests for that as of late. Usually you have to disrupt your schedule, show up for court, then the bailiff sends you home because the lawyers made a deal. Oh well.

What's going on down there?

Posted by: fairweatherbill at June 12, 2015 10:35 AM (xrURQ)

389 But what will the navy call its new Clittoral combat ships? The Jenna Jameson?

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 12, 2015 10:34 AM


The Sandra Fluke

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 10:35 AM (h4vJk)

390 #383 Does it leak?

Posted by: Hanging Chad at June 12, 2015 10:35 AM (VcOqI)

391 >>> How many times has she "officially" started her campaign now?

How it goes when you're startin' a Hog

Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 10:36 AM (3ZtZW)

392 Does Rachel speak jive?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 10:36 AM (oVJmc)

393 389 But what will the navy call its new Clittoral combat ships? The Jenna Jameson?

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 12, 2015 10:34 AM


The Sandra Fluke
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 10:35 AM (h4vJk)

That will be the massive new drydock facility.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2015 10:36 AM (2Ojst)

394 But what will the navy call its new Clittoral combat ships? The Jenna Jameson?

Posted by: Jollyroger

That stupid Jooooo!? No! Name it after me! Or that great patriot Huma--her combat ship is top notch.

Posted by: Hillary(!) at June 12, 2015 10:36 AM (VAsIq)

395 White girl gone Black
__________

And isn't this really the story of Obama . . . . 's mama?

Another self-loathing white woman who convinced herself that brown-skinned third-worlders were vastly superior to whites because . . . not white. (And also convinced her kid, to the detriment of us all).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 12, 2015 10:37 AM (o8Gus)

396 389
But what will the navy call its new Clittoral combat ships? The Jenna Jameson?



Posted by: Jollyroger at June 12, 2015 10:34 AM

The USS Lewinsky

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 12, 2015 10:37 AM (wtvvX)

397 >>Yeah, that story got me when I first read it. The guy it happened to is a
big, like 300 pounds big, guy who has been down in the dumps lately, so
this was a good thing for him as well as the kid.

So nice to hear a happy story like that.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 10:37 AM (k2QA3)

398 The U.S. Navy on Saturday will christen one of its littoral combat ships after former Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-Ariz.).


There's a hole in the head?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 10:37 AM (oVJmc)

399 her combat ship is top notch.

Posted by: Hillary(!) at June 12, 2015 10:36 AM


ISWYDT...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 10:37 AM (h4vJk)

400 396 389
But what will the navy call its new Clittoral combat ships? The Jenna Jameson?



Posted by: Jollyroger at June 12, 2015 10:34 AM

The USS Lewinsky
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 12, 2015 10:37 AM (wtvvX)

Problem is it'll keep going down.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2015 10:37 AM (2Ojst)

401 " I kinda just want a steak and tater festival"


Wouldn't that be nice. Just steak. Everyway you like. Just taters. Everyway you like. Nobody giving one shit about race or religion or looking for something to get offended over.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 10:38 AM (LA7Cm)

402 389 But what will the navy call its new Clittoral combat ships? The Jenna Jameson?

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 12, 2015 10:34 AM


The Sandra Fluke

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 10:35 AM (h4vJk)

I think they're gonna call one the Caitlyn Jenner. They're converting a cruiser.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 12, 2015 10:38 AM (t06LC)

403
(Clittoral Combat Ship)

Super stealthy because men can't find it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2015 10:38 AM (JtwS4)

404 Problem is it'll keep going down.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2015 10:37 AM (2Ojst)

*golf clap*

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 12, 2015 10:38 AM (wtvvX)

405 Bruce the staunch republican tried to get his eldest child aborted, refused to be at her birth.


I am unclear in what ways he is a republican. Ok he claims he is a republican. He also claims to be a woman


I read somewhere on that Intarwebz thingy this morning that he/she/it was also claiming to be a Christian.

Um, no. Not with that attitude.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 10:38 AM (0HooB)

406 If it keeps going down

It will have to be a sub

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:38 AM (zOTsN)

407 I like my women just like my coffee - strong and ...


Well shit, that doesn't work any more.

All my cliche's is toast.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 12, 2015 10:38 AM (BZAd3)

408 Problem is it'll keep going down.

Posted by: Insomniac

And it has a problem with staining.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 10:38 AM (VAsIq)

409 I think they're gonna call one the Caitlyn Jenner. They're converting a cruiser.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 12, 2015 10:38 AM


I LOL'd.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 10:38 AM (h4vJk)

410 Transblack? More like Stockholm Syndrome, if not Patty Hearst.

Posted by: despair at June 12, 2015 10:39 AM (J6suc)

411 I kinda just want a steak and tater festival"

Otherwise known as "Friday plus Weekends" here at chez mouse...

Posted by: anon a mouse at June 12, 2015 10:39 AM (C9pBZ)

412 Republican, woman, a lot of things Bruce claims to be.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 10:39 AM (oVJmc)

413 "Problem is it'll keep going down."


I see you are familiar with the Littoral Combat Ship.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 10:39 AM (LA7Cm)

414 Well, Kathleen Parker jumped the shark (again) today. Without checking any facts about the cop involved in the melee in McKinney, TX, who has resigned and is receiving death threats, she WENT THERE today.

He had served in the military (natch) as a Navy MP. So, there ya go. She wonders how many cops did serve and have PTSD? Thanks, Kathy.

No mention whatsoever by the scrunt that earlier that day he had been called to a suicide, where the husband/father killed himself in front of his wife and kids, and then was called to an attempted suicide.

Facts. How the hell do they work?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 10:39 AM (FsuaD)

415 I see you are familiar with the Littoral Combat Ship.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill

I am familiar with it--Littorally.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 12, 2015 10:40 AM (VAsIq)

416 The downside of the USS Gabrielle Giffords is that it requires the USS Mark Kelly to tow it around.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at June 12, 2015 10:40 AM (eytER)

417 413 "Problem is it'll keep going down."


I see you are familiar with the Littoral Combat Ship.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 10:39 AM (LA7Cm)

What do you have against those ships? I hear they are mean SOBs about one week a month.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 12, 2015 10:40 AM (t06LC)

418 Facts. How the hell do they work?


Posted by: Jane D'oh

I dunno.

Posted by: LIV at June 12, 2015 10:40 AM (VAsIq)

419

David Burge @iowahawkblog

If Dolezal refuses to step down, and the NAACP fires her, does she have a basis for a racial discrimination suit? #ChimeInHereLawyers

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 10:41 AM (qCMvj)

420 The NAACP story is par for the course. When the organization was created around 1910, the board was ALL PASTY WHITE PEOPLE with the notable exception of WEB DuBois as the token Negro. They didn't have a black President until the mid-70s. Look it up, it's all true.

Hell, look at the guy running the org now. Looks like he MIGHT have had a black grandparent in a sea of honky.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 12, 2015 10:41 AM (OMTVG)

421 410 Just what is the Navy transitioning to?

A Yacht club.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 10:41 AM (S+el1)

422 RibFest is in town this weekend. It's a big deal, as such things go. Right downtown, four days long. Looks like a big traveling carnival with BBQ trailers instead of rides. Deep fried everything. I think I'm going to resist the ribs this year and finally get one of those giant deep-fried turkey legs I always think about but never actually buy.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 12, 2015 10:41 AM (2cS/G)

423 A half hour later I'll want to be Chinese again.

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at June 12, 2015 10:41 AM (oVJmc)

424 So I guess we're ignoring the ChoomTrade fiasco going on in Congress?

It's better to fuss about "you guys" and all the Social-Cultural trivia that will mean nothing when the U.S. Congress and Mocha Messiah give away a huge chunk of our sovereignty....

Good to know.

Posted by: MrScribbler at June 12, 2015 10:42 AM (P8YHq)

425 obviously....she's mixed........up.........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2015 10:42 AM (0O7c5)

426 iowahawk again

That moment when NY Times editorialists don't know what the hell to say

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 10:42 AM (qCMvj)

427 >>Wouldn't that be nice. Just steak. Everyway you like. Just taters.
Everyway you like. Nobody giving one shit about race or religion or
looking for something to get offended over.

Isn't that what state and county fairs are? Provided you're OK with the steak and taters being put on a stick, battered and deep fried.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 10:42 AM (k2QA3)

428 Posted by: Lincolntf at June 12, 2015 10:41 AM

*drools*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 10:42 AM (h4vJk)

429 How in the fuck is that Target breach breathless daily news but the OPM hack is not?

If only President Neidermeyer knew of this injustice!

Posted by: Chupacabras at June 12, 2015 10:43 AM (5npD/)

430 >>>> The USS Lewinsky

Bos'ns Mate" "We've been painting the side but can't get the stains out!"

Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 10:43 AM (3ZtZW)

431 People

This is a clear case of cultural appropriation by whitey

She should pay restoration. She is the iggy azalea of civil rights

She took the preference that was reserved for actual native Americans and African Americans

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:43 AM (zOTsN)

432 A bbq place here, that just received national recognition, was discovered burned to the ground yesterday.

B's BBQ. I was really, really looking forward to going there. The husband and wife who owned it both quit well-paying careers, and worked their butts off. Hope they rebuild and recover soon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 10:43 AM (FsuaD)

433 "does she have a basis for a racial discrimination suit? #ChimeInHereLawyers..."


Ooooooooh.


Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 10:43 AM (LA7Cm)

434 410 Just what is the Navy transitioning to?

A Yacht club.


Complete with luxury Rubio boats.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 12, 2015 10:43 AM (W5DcG)

435 The NAACP story is par for the course. When the organization was created
around 1910, the board was ALL PASTY WHITE PEOPLE with the notable
exception of WEB DuBois as the token Negro.


See also a lot of 60s black power groups like the Symbionese Liberation Army. One black guy and a lot of Bill Ayers-type rich white kids.

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at June 12, 2015 10:43 AM (oVJmc)

436 I saw Sea of Honky open up for Parliament/Funkadelic at the Fillmore West back in '89.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 10:43 AM (0HooB)

437 A half hour later I'll want to be Chinese again.


Posted by: Rachel Dolezal

A Seinfeld reference?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 10:43 AM (XUKZU)

438 *cackles in "newfangled whitey-white transracial woman ID'ing as black today" accent*

Chirruns, let's go over some factables that I ain't no wayz tarred o' yet:

1.) 10+ million illegal immigrants with 2016 POTUS votes for moi already recorded in the DNC's registry, to be turned over to DemoKKKrat voter-registration folks on Erection Day. (BTW under some of you all's names, too!)

2.) The Media-Machine in my pantsuit back-pocket, now including Fox, once Rupert's leftist sons take over.

3.) $$$$$ from even the Norks, Iran and Russia, STILL rollin' in!

4.) The Caitlyn Jenner Wave keeps the Social Leftist pee-pee up for longer than even Viagra does!

At this point what difference does it make, hmmmmmm? *hums 'Hail to the Chief' in bossa-nova beat*

Posted by: Shrillary's Vagina at June 12, 2015 10:44 AM (sCHw2)

439 By the way

These questions about her race?

JUST LIKE RAPE

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:44 AM (zOTsN)

440 iowahawk

In the wake of Jenner & Rachel Dolezal, everybody should be free to self-identify their own race on college applications.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 10:44 AM (qCMvj)

441 "A Seinfeld reference?"


He's not offended as a Jew. He's offended as a comedian.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 10:45 AM (LA7Cm)

442 There is a restaurant here that lightly batters French fries in beer batter

And then drizzles them with garlic butter

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:46 AM (zOTsN)

443 "JUST LIKE RAPE"


Man, everything is like rape.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 10:46 AM (LA7Cm)

444 There is a restaurant here that lightly batters French fries in beer batter

And then drizzles them with garlic butter

Can I get that with gravy instead?

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 10:47 AM (S+el1)

445

lol

David Burge @iowahawkblog

David Burge retweeted Joan Walsh

Salon's Soul Sister #1 chimes in

Joan Walsh

When we really don't know exactly what she did, and if there's serious emotional trouble behind it. That's all. #RachelDolezal 2/2

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 10:47 AM (qCMvj)

446 >>Facts. How the hell do they work?

No kidding!
Zombie posted the other night that the gal who organized the pool party on private property does this as a business w/her mom. They advertise the party and use promises of "dime" girls to lure teen boys there. They charge cash entry and then let the crowds overwhelm the venue's security. The worst part is that they hire young women to attend as their dimegirls - girls who are 13-15 years old - and they may actually be pimping them out.
This is potentially a really ugly story that has nothing to do with race or police brutality.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 10:47 AM (k2QA3)

447
*rummages in cupboard*

Do we still have any rape left over from Tuesday?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2015 10:47 AM (JtwS4)

448 Man, everything is like rape.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill

Not really, no--there's nothing like the real thing.

Posted by: Harry Reid at June 12, 2015 10:47 AM (VAsIq)

449 It's actually really fucking clear exactly what she did

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:48 AM (zOTsN)

450 And then drizzles them with garlic butter
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:46 AM (zOTsN)


we shared a fries with garlic aioli sauce the other night

oh my

yeah, that French again

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 10:48 AM (qCMvj)

451 So I guess race isn't just a social construct where you should be free to pick your own, like gender. Unless you're Lizzy Warren.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2015 10:48 AM (oZr5y)

452 we've got the closest thing to a jew in the white house.....kids who think they are ponies......or cartoon characters......men who think they are women...women who think they are men.....republicans who vote like democrats...democrats that vote like communists......stolen valor.... no ampersands ......the world is upside down

Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 12, 2015 10:48 AM (0O7c5)

453 *rummages in cupboard*

Do we still have any rape left over from Tuesday?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2015 10:47 AM (JtwS4)


There's always plenty of rape at the HQ.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 10:49 AM (FsuaD)

454 Can I get that with gravy instead?

Posted by: wrg500

And some cheese curd?

Posted by: filthy, filthy Canadians at June 12, 2015 10:49 AM (VAsIq)

455 Anyone else saw Steyn's livefeed speech in DC today on the hockey stick? It was the funniest thing I've seen in weeks, and I think the Dolezal story might be even more hilarious.

My mind's reeling from both, and my getting any work done today is a bit of an open question at this point.

Steyn *MUST* write about Dolezal. So it is written, so it is done!

Posted by: Bubba at June 12, 2015 10:49 AM (bpn7O)

456 It was that White Skin keeping her from being black. See? White supresses black.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 10:50 AM (oVJmc)

457 //dropping link from name

Posted by: Bubba at June 12, 2015 10:50 AM (bpn7O)

458 Can I get that with gravy instead?

Instead?

The biker bar where I'm playing tonight has the best cheeseburger I have ever had, plus those giant onion rings, upon which I was nomming on the way home this morning. They were even good cold.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 10:50 AM (0HooB)

459

guilty pleasures

leftover homemade caramel I made yesterday...

i just had

justification: it's Friday

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 10:50 AM (qCMvj)

460 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 12, 2015 10:41 AM (OMTVG)

No kidding. He's not whiter than barely-tan (Caucasian) me, but it's a close thing. He's probably lighter skinned than naturally tannish (totally Caucasian) Middlest Kidlet though. Also "Jealous"?! He's very well named. Why would anyone *keep* such a name and not get it legally changed?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 12, 2015 10:51 AM (GDulk)

461 In the wake of Jenner & Rachel Dolezal, everybody should be free to self-identify their own race on college applications.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette


Little blonde girl that just graduated high school with my son took your advice. Claims to be Native American. Full ride scholorship to Dartmouth. I'm sure she'll fit right in.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at June 12, 2015 10:51 AM (xrURQ)

462

And some cheese curd?
Posted by: filthy, filthy Canadians at June 12, 2015 10:49 AM (VAsIq)


poutine with sausage!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 10:51 AM (qCMvj)

463 guilty pleasures

leftover homemade caramel I made yesterday...

i just had

justification: it's Friday

Posted by: artisanal 'ette

Guilty pleasures:

Cub scout troop # 325

Posted by: Harry Reid at June 12, 2015 10:51 AM (VAsIq)

464 Hell, look at the guy running the org now. Looks like he MIGHT have had a black grandparent in a sea of honky.

The new guy Brooks looks pretty Black. Your thinking of Hooks or Benjamin Jealous, who looks like Vincent D'Onofrio to me.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 10:51 AM (evdj2)

465 >>>> plus those giant onion rings

Oh yeah

Need some clams to go with those

Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 10:52 AM (3ZtZW)

466 Obama can't protect the personal information of 4 million Americans, but he is DAMNED SURE going to protect the pornography of Osama Bin Laden.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 12, 2015 10:52 AM (KCQo0)

467 Aren't most NAACP leaders suspiciously light-skinned as a rule?

Posted by: Chupacabras at June 12, 2015 10:52 AM (CGjum)

468 Nobody knows
da troubles I seen

Nobody knows
da sorrows

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at June 12, 2015 10:52 AM (oZr5y)

469 guilty pleasures

Cold pizza for breakfast. pepperoni and sausage, extra cheese.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 10:52 AM (S+el1)

470 So as long as we're playing around with ships

What about a USS Rachel Genteal ?

Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 10:53 AM (3ZtZW)

471 468
Nobody knows

da troubles I seen



Nobody knows

da sorrows

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal



That's retarded.

Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at June 12, 2015 10:53 AM (FsuaD)

472 el sooper


"Follow the money trail," #RachelDolezal said. "A white woman makes millions off a black woman's story" http://bit.ly/1QsTXRn


heh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 10:53 AM (qCMvj)

473
I'm on the middle-aged guy what doesn't want to get fat diet which means mostly avoiding carbs and sweets, but as of right now I really want...

French fries in beer batter drizzled with garlic butter, and

French fries with garlic aioli, and

homemade caramel.

And a cheeseburger. And Val-U-Rite on rocks.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2015 10:53 AM (JtwS4)

474 >>What about a USS Rachel Genteal ?


Secret weapon? Missiles full of whup-azzzzzzzzz.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 10:54 AM (k2QA3)

475 Is it okay if I self-identify as a Irish Catholic with ginger hair? I love drinkin' Guinness, fightin', and pumpin' red-haired, green-eyed lasses from County Kildare with my love-muscle, so there ya go, lad!

Signed,

Mickey O'Shwarma of the Tel-Aviv Cohens

Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at June 12, 2015 10:54 AM (sCHw2)

476 1/36th and you can claim to be NA for college apps and aid

1/36th. How is that not the one drop rule? What possible discrimination did that person endure based on such remote heritage

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:54 AM (zOTsN)

477 27
McKinney, like Ferguson and all the others is a planned attempt to destroy the people and institutions that protect society - a society despised, hated and targeted for destruction by the institutional Left.

This is all orchestrated from the White House by Jarret.


This movement has taken on a life of its own and doesn't need any direction from above. It will continue like a tornado until it fizzles out, but it may destroy everything before it's done. But there's nothing to do but wait and pick up the pieces and rebuild when it's finished. I keep hoping for a military coup, but I don't think anyone can or will save us.

Posted by: despair at June 12, 2015 10:54 AM (J6suc)

478 Hell, President Boyfriend took more pains to protect Osama's body from tampering than he did my clearance information.

Posted by: Chupacabras at June 12, 2015 10:54 AM (XiVKO)

479 ATTENTION: WZ link in my sock has all the craziness of the NAACP token whitey in one place!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2015 10:54 AM (kivUY)

480 Dat's Old School Navy

We New Skool

Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 10:55 AM (3ZtZW)

481 What about a USS Rachel Genteal ?

---

Has no problem hooking up to the fueling tankers.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 10:55 AM (VAsIq)

482 And what about Jeremiah Wright? That's a PALE mf'er.

http://tinyurl.com/oo3wzqv

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 10:55 AM (oVJmc)

483 for the Love of God


Bacchus @theonlybacchus


White people, we've stolen enough spaces that didn't belong to us.

#RachelDolezal continued that dangerous practice.

So no, it's not okay.


omg

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 10:55 AM (qCMvj)

484 Steyn's livefeed speech in DC

Listening to the conference right now
http://climateconference.heartland.org/

Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 12, 2015 10:55 AM (eOpVe)

485 1/36th? How does that happen? 1/32nd maybe.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 10:56 AM (evdj2)

486 28 26 RE Scankles' plan for vote fraud. It will never happen and she will not be the Dem nominee.
Posted by: Vic We Have Nobody to vote for at June 12, 2015 09:12 AM (GpgJl)

Your mouth. G-d's ears. A little assembly maybe?


Remember how we all worked hard to Stop Hillary! in 2008? Remember what we got instead?

Posted by: despair at June 12, 2015 10:56 AM (J6suc)

487 If I switch my allegiance to black, will I automatically become better endowed?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2015 10:56 AM (XUKZU)

488 478
Hell, President Boyfriend took more pains to protect Osama's body from tampering than he did my clearance information.


Posted by: Chupacabras at June 12, 2015 10:54 AM (XiVKO)


Possible thread winner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 10:56 AM (FsuaD)

489 Guilty pleasures:



Eating dog

Getting dick

Smoking Reggie Love's "cigar"

Posted by: Preezie 0Bama at June 12, 2015 10:56 AM (sCHw2)

490 Now Dolezal can listen to Taylor Swft out in the open.

Posted by: eman at June 12, 2015 10:56 AM (MQEz6)

491 Remember what we got instead?

Posted by: despair

Herpes.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at June 12, 2015 10:57 AM (VAsIq)

492 Double Octoroon is as far as I go.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 10:57 AM (evdj2)

493 TRENDING

https://twitter.com/hashtag/RachelDolezal?src=tren

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 10:57 AM (qCMvj)

494 >>RibFest is in town this weekend.

I'm a little behind, I need to catch up with the increasingly hilarious racheldolezal stuff, but I just want say that I am having bbq for lunch.

Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 12, 2015 10:57 AM (lIU4e)

495
White people, we've stolen enough spaces that didn't belong to us.



#RachelDolezal continued that dangerous practice.


So she's my fault? Oh, sorry!

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 10:57 AM (oVJmc)

496 It's meaningless. Anyone can claim 1/36th. Who would contest it? How could they force you to prove it?

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:57 AM (zOTsN)

497 LBJ would be confused now about who would be voting Democrat for the next 200 years.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 12, 2015 10:57 AM (BZAd3)

498 Well, it's understandable. Look at the shnozola on that bitch.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 12, 2015 10:58 AM (F1Z8f)

499 This guy is seriously funny - full-on Alinsky, making them live by their own rules:

https://twitter.com/GodfreyElfwick

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 10:59 AM (k2QA3)

500 36
The U.S. Navy on Saturday will christen one of its littoral* combat ships after former Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-Ariz.).


I guess the ship will have no guns.

*Has that word been circumcised?

Posted by: despair at June 12, 2015 10:59 AM (J6suc)

501 I'm a dashing, swashbuckling, Latino Presidente!

Posted by: el B. J. at June 12, 2015 10:59 AM (VAsIq)

502 >>>
497
LBJ would be confused now about who would be voting Democrat for the next 200 years.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 12, 2015 10:57 AM (BZAd3) <<<
Which part, the transracials, transsexuals, or the illegal invaders?

Posted by: Mickey Shwarma at June 12, 2015 10:59 AM (sCHw2)

503 My ancestors came from Africa too. Just not recently.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2015 10:59 AM (oZr5y)

504 Norman Lear now forced to admit 'The Jeffersons' were really white. And Jewish.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 11:00 AM (oVJmc)

505 I am a meat popsicle.

Posted by: Corbin Dallas at June 12, 2015 11:00 AM (0HooB)

506 That autism link is fascinating and valuable. Thanks, Ben, for finding and linking it.

Posted by: RobM1981 at June 12, 2015 11:01 AM (zurJC)

507 It was pretty funny when the reporter confronted her and she cdnt answer the questions.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 11:01 AM (iQIUe)

508 #446 New link in my sock is about the McKinney pimping or pseudo-pimping by the "organizers".

BTW, the white mother helping her daughter being attacked by one of the "organizers" (caught on video) has been suspended by her workplace while the employer investigates her for her racism.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2015 11:01 AM (kivUY)

509 You are right. 1/32. The exact amount Liz Warren claimed, falsely.


I went to college with three sisters who claimed 1/32. And they were


But their dad owned a chain of pharmacies in the state and they were rich as hell

There is no needs test. They were wealthy and got free everyhting. Tuitions, books, housing, stipend, medical care, medical school, law school. Preferences. All free

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:01 AM (zOTsN)

510
Oh lawdy.

"...a member of the White Earth Nation of the Minnesota Chippewa tribe."

Yes he looks white.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 12, 2015 11:02 AM (+aCe4)

511 trending #2

https://twitter.com/hashtag/Wrongskin?src=hash

wrongskin

lol

oh, such a gift for TGIF

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 11:02 AM (qCMvj)

512 Check out this pic of Rachel Dolezal from WZ:

http://tinyurl.com/plpcoro

Waiting for the first moron to say, "I'd hit it."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 11:02 AM (FsuaD)

513 >>>
504
Norman Lear now forced to admit 'The Jeffersons' were really white. And Jewish.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 11:00 AM (oVJmc) <<<
Well, no shit! Anybody with eyes can see "Movin' on up" is the blaxploitation version of "If I were a Rich Man...", nu?

Posted by: Tevye the milkman at June 12, 2015 11:02 AM (sCHw2)

514 You mofo's ain't shit to me.

Posted by: Rachel Dolemite at June 12, 2015 11:02 AM (2cS/G)

515 Good ol' Iowahawk.

He'd be the Chief of Staff in the President Boy administration.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 11:03 AM (0HooB)

516 You guys are so transphobic. Oh wait! I'm so sorry... I didn't mean to be sexist.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 12, 2015 11:03 AM (F1Z8f)

517 What about a USS Rachel Genteal ?


****

The day we put her in dry dock is the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow...

/CIC BHO

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 12, 2015 11:03 AM (NeFrd)

518 First Snowden, now this...

This administration is criminally negligent.

What the term for man slaughter but on a national scale? Oh right, LIBERALISM

Posted by: melodicmetal1 at June 12, 2015 11:03 AM (MV2jA)

519 White people, we've stolen enough spaces that didn't belong to us.

Who's "we," honky?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 12, 2015 11:04 AM (zF6Iw)

520 1/32th is one black great-great-great-grandparent.

Hard to check that.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 11:04 AM (evdj2)

521 >>> The day we put her in dry dock is the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow...



/CIC BHO <<<



Dat be retarded, Sir.....

Posted by: Rachel Genteal at June 12, 2015 11:04 AM (sCHw2)

522 wrongskin


Newspeak.

Why do I have the overwhelming urge to throat punch that little twit? And his parents, too, for raising such an imbecile.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 11:05 AM (0HooB)

523 Didn't Gene Wilder do the blackface thing with Richard Pryor back in the '70s?

( -- Rather convincingly, if I recall correctly.)

Posted by: Fritz at June 12, 2015 11:05 AM (UzPAd)

524 That WZ link is off da hook.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 11:05 AM (LA7Cm)

525 George Hamilton really needs to comment on this.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 11:05 AM (oVJmc)

526 Jane D'oh, with a Buick I would.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 12, 2015 11:05 AM (+aCe4)

527
#WrongSkin is now trending.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 11:05 AM (iQIUe)

528 "Didn't Gene Wilder do the blackface thing with Richard Pryor back in the '70s? "


"Silver Streak" I believe.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 11:06 AM (LA7Cm)

529 I think this Wrongskin thing could be the answer to affirmative-action.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 11:06 AM (evdj2)

530 Impossible to check that

But there are DNA markers for NA

Are they gonna insist on DNA tests to prove it? What the hell has happened to us. No matter what's its use or motive this one drop thing is plain racism and has to stop, affirmative action is just racism. Period

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:06 AM (zOTsN)

531 I am a meat popsicle.

Posted by: Corbin Dallas


Absolutely love that movie.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 12, 2015 11:06 AM (/Ho8c)

532 And as I said earlier in the thread...
There is White girl gone black, hamming it up with Baltimore States Attorney Mosby.

Clown car full of clowns.
All the way down.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2015 11:07 AM (VPLuQ)

533 Jane D'oh, with a Buick I would.



Pontiac. Indian for indian.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 11:07 AM (ETfhC)

534 I use the "we're all from Africa" gambit whenever the pro-illegals or pro-Teepees claim that this is the land of their origin. Nope, amigo, you're originally from East Africa, like everyone else.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 12, 2015 11:07 AM (2cS/G)

535 weasel sums it up

Yet, this crazy woman, a Black Lives Matter proponent, would then have had power to evaluate actions of the police...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 11:07 AM (qCMvj)

536 I am a meat popsicle.

Posted by: Corbin Dallas

MOOL TEE PASS!!!!

Posted by: Leeloo at June 12, 2015 11:07 AM (2Ojst)

537 >>>Bruce Caitlin Jenner is an admitted Republican and the new darling of
the left. So if Jenner ran for President (or got on the ticket as VP)
what would a committed Leftist do?<<<

Put Caitlyn on the ticket with Lindey Graham. It's WIN all the way around!

Posted by: Fritz at June 12, 2015 11:08 AM (UzPAd)

538 Rachel also claims, according to the WZ link, that she grew up in a teepee.

*_o

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 11:08 AM (FsuaD)

539 >>BTW, the white mother helping her daughter being attacked by one of the
"organizers" (caught on video) has been suspended by her workplace while
the employer investigates her for her racism.

So many things wrong with that. I bet the BLM activists have been harassing her employer just like they've been trying to get the black radio host/ McKinney resident who dared to tell a side of the story that didn't fit the narrative.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 11:08 AM (k2QA3)

540

I'm a blond hispanic who speaks English-only.

Don't hate me.

Free stuff please....

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 11:08 AM (qCMvj)

541 Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 10:59 AM

Holy shit, that guy's hilarious!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 11:09 AM (h4vJk)

542 538 Rachel also claims, according to the WZ link, that she grew up in a teepee.

*_o
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 11:08 AM (FsuaD)

I need teepee for my bunghole!

Posted by: Cornholio at June 12, 2015 11:09 AM (2Ojst)

543 NAACP President: Phony black person.
Elizabeth Warren: Phony Native American.
Obama: Phony Law School Professor.
Richard Blumenthal: Phony Vietnam Vet.
Columbia Graduate: Phony Rape Victim.
Rolling Stone: Phony Rape Story.
Hillary Clinton: Phony e-mail story.
Brian Williams: Phony news coverage.
Ferguson Protesters: Phony paid protestors.
Louis Head: Phony stepfather of Michael Brown.
Sandra Fluke: Phony claim she couldn't afford contraceptives.

The beat goes on.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 12, 2015 11:10 AM (8BTx6)

544 Native Americans in Washington did not use tepees


They were used by plains Indians. NA live like everybody else. It's such an obvious lie it's shocking anyone would beleive it

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:10 AM (zOTsN)

545 She'll be tenured at a University near you soon.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 11:10 AM (qCMvj)

546 "I'm a blond hispanic who speaks English-only. "


Si. You queiro loot. Mucho loot.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 11:10 AM (LA7Cm)

547 >>1/36th and you can claim to be NA for college apps and aid
1/36th. How is that not the one drop rule? What possible discrimination did that person endure based on such remote heritage
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 10:54 AM (zOTsN)

Hell, I'm probably more than that. I wish I'd known you didn't need to be official (meaning, have a card) to claim NA! My whole family could have been sitting pretty.

Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 12, 2015 11:10 AM (lIU4e)

548 https://twitter.com/GodfreyElfwick
Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 10:59 AM (k2QA3)
---

Elfwick is back! Thanks! This has really brightened my day. That guy is hilarious.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 12, 2015 11:11 AM (F1Z8f)

549 "Rachel also claims, according to the WZ link, that she grew up in a teepee. "


And hunted with a bow and arrow as a child to survive.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 11:11 AM (LA7Cm)

550 NAACP President: Phony black person.
Elizabeth Warren: Phony Native American.
Obama: Phony Law School Professor.
Richard Blumenthal: Phony Vietnam Vet.
Columbia Graduate: Phony Rape Victim.
Rolling Stone: Phony Rape Story.
Hillary Clinton: Phony e-mail story.
Brian Williams: Phony news coverage.
Ferguson Protesters: Phony paid protestors.
Louis Head: Phony stepfather of Michael Brown.
Sandra Fluke: Phony claim she couldn't afford contraceptives.



Obamapho Lady: Foney poor person.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 11:11 AM (ETfhC)

551 545
She'll be tenured at a University near you soon.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 11:10 AM (qCMvj)


Isn't she a professor of African studies or something?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 11:11 AM (FsuaD)

552 See, I'd almost think that claiming to be a feather Indian would be a great way to avoid being rounded up when they start sending all the conservatives to the camps but then I remember oh yeah reservations

Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 11:11 AM (3ZtZW)

553 Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 12, 2015 11:10 AM (8BTx6)


*****


Shouldn't some of those phonies be in the pen?

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 12, 2015 11:12 AM (NeFrd)

554 There's a transcript of Ayaan Hirsi Ali's speech at the Bradley Awards in here. Good stuff.
http://is.gd/oLxUOt

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 12, 2015 11:12 AM (ZKzrr)

555

All the while, Ace is eating French cheese, working out, while watching reruns of the PSG v Barcelona match.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 11:12 AM (qCMvj)

556 The beat goes on.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 12, 2015 11:10 AM (8BTx6)
---

Well, not for much longer in my case.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 12, 2015 11:12 AM (F1Z8f)

557 I wonder if Rachel has an African cookbook?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 11:13 AM (FsuaD)

558 TPP?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2015 11:13 AM (LLL5q)

559 >>First Snowden, now this...

Don't forget Bradley Manning

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 11:13 AM (k2QA3)

560 Does Dolezal do the voice ok? I still need to work on my voice.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 12, 2015 11:13 AM (F1Z8f)

561 Fortunately, Leonardo da Vinci's parents were a little hard of hearing. When the pediatrician told them he was autistic they bought him a set of watercolors and a sketchbook...

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 12, 2015 11:13 AM (NeFrd)

562

heh.

el Sooper

I guess we're all gonna ignore @johnboehner identifying as an orange conservative when he's actually a white RINO?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 11:13 AM (qCMvj)

563 wish I'd known you didn't need to be official (meaning, have a card) to claim NA! My whole family could have been sitting pretty.

Word. I have a Lumbee Great Grandmother whose Grandfather was African. My kids could have coasted since they have a Cherokee Great Grandmother on the other side.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 11:14 AM (evdj2)

564 There is only one tribe that insists you prove member ship. Another was basically giving membership to anyone who asked, that was the Ward Churchill tribe

My great uncle married a NA and lived on the reservation with her during the dexpression. That gives me zero blood. But I bet I am more NA that that family.

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:14 AM (zOTsN)

565 Re the crazed white lady who transitioned to black, complete with Afro wigs and a snazzy set of nooses, the Germans have a word for this, leidensneid. It means envy of suffering. It motivated the terrorists in the 60s there. So at least they stopped her before she killed someone. Reinforces the idea that leftism is a mental illness.

Posted by: pj at June 12, 2015 11:16 AM (cHuNI)

566 101 Dolezal also lied about growing up in a teepee, hunting for
her own food with bows and arrows, being abused by a stepfather and once
living in South Africa, her parents said.

A little checklist of leftist 'moral authority.'
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 09:27 AM (oVJmc)

But she hunted!!! Killed innocent animals with bows and arrows!! She's a murderer!!!

We are offended and demand an apology NOW!

Posted by: PETA bedwetters at June 12, 2015 11:16 AM (u0lmX)

567 Late to this thread so I don't know if Mosbys "history" of generations of Law enforcement Family members has been mentioned.. Father was a crooked Cop who went to jail and Grandfather and Uncle sued their respective depts. for "racism." Yeah, She doesn't have an ax to grind...

Posted by: donna at June 12, 2015 11:16 AM (Bn6aD)

568 Maybe the system should be overwhelmed by everyone claiming to be NA for preferences

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:16 AM (zOTsN)

569 sn't she a professor of African studies or something?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 11:11 AM (FsuaD)


Dolezal teaches African American Culture at Eastern Washington University as an adjunct instructor.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 11:17 AM (qCMvj)

570
>>> And hunted with a bow and arrow as a child to survive.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 11:11 AM (LA7Cm) <<<We almost nailed her, too! Damn that Benteen fellow.....

Posted by: Col. Custer at June 12, 2015 11:17 AM (sCHw2)

571 Soothie, my ears were pierced when I was but a wee babe. That is the common practice in my country. I was happy not to have to think about having someone pierce my ears with a sharp object when I grew older.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 12, 2015 11:17 AM (shFKH)

572 Maybe the system should be overwhelmed by everyone claiming to be NA for preferences

It's a stupid phrase anyway. I was born here, my parents were born here, my grandparents were born here, 7/8 of my great-grandparents were born here, over half of my great-great-grandparents were born here--I'm a fucking native of America.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 12, 2015 11:18 AM (ZKzrr)

573 NAACP President: Phony black person.
Elizabeth Warren: Phony Native American.
Obama: Phony Law School Professor.
Richard Blumenthal: Phony Vietnam Vet.
Columbia Graduate: Phony Rape Victim.
Rolling Stone: Phony Rape Story.
Hillary Clinton: Phony e-mail story.
Brian Williams: Phony news coverage.
Ferguson Protesters: Phony paid protestors.
Louis Head: Phony stepfather of Michael Brown.
Sandra Fluke: Phony claim she couldn't afford contraceptives.
----------------
I hate them so much.

Posted by: Holden Caulfield at June 12, 2015 11:18 AM (VAsIq)

574 How did so many people beleive such transparent bullshit

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:18 AM (zOTsN)

575 The NAACP story is all the lolz.

Posted by: Lauren at June 12, 2015 11:18 AM (MYCIw)

576 Given the administration-induced rising racial tension, the time is ripe for a person of certifiable African heritage to write a book complimentary to "Black, Like Me", i.e., "White, Like Me". I would propose that the poser go live in Baltimore to collect background data.

Actually, the current state of identity psycopathy, it suggests a number of books in that vein. Bruce Jenner would be a slam-dunk to write a book "Female, Like Me".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2015 11:18 AM (F2IAQ)

577 Late to this thread so I don't know if Mosbys "history" of generations of Law enforcement Family members has been mentioned.. Father was a crooked Cop who went to jail and Grandfather and Uncle sued their respective depts. for "racism." Yeah, She doesn't have an ax to grind...
Posted by: donna at June 12, 2015 11:16 AM (Bn6aD)


*cue Capt. Renault*

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 12, 2015 11:18 AM (Y1ZL9)

578 Buzzfeed has a whole bunch of Rachel stuff that I can't post because pixy.

The best, is that somebody called her a 'sentient kwanzaa cake'. I don't know what it means, but it's hilarious.

Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 12, 2015 11:18 AM (lIU4e)

579 530
But there are DNA markers for NA

Are they gonna insist on DNA tests to prove it? What the hell has happened to us. No matter what's its use or motive this one drop thing is plain racism and has to stop, affirmative action is just racism. Period

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:06 AM (zOTsN)



Yeah, when South Africa used an elaborate system of racial classification, that was the Worst Thing Evah. Now it's fine when we do it.

Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2015 11:18 AM (zoehZ)

580 One thing you find with genetics; people fuck around.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 11:19 AM (evdj2)

581 I don't know what it means, but it's hilarious.

Google Sandra Lee Kwanzaa Cake. Don't forget the corn nuts.

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 12, 2015 11:20 AM (ZKzrr)

582 I blame firewater.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 11:20 AM (evdj2)

583 Maybe the system should be overwhelmed by everyone claiming to be NA for preferences

Posted by: ThunderB

Don't worry about it--we'll make sure the universities get paid.

Posted by: Federal Government at June 12, 2015 11:20 AM (VAsIq)

584 I hate them so much.
Posted by: Holden Caulfield
---------------

Brian Williams: Phony reporter
Dan Rather: Phony reporter
Michael Mann: Phony Nobel Prize winner

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2015 11:21 AM (F2IAQ)

585 >>> Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 12, 2015 11:18 AM (ZKzrr)
<<<


I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna
die here, an no cock-suckin', rap-singin', cross-dressin' cracker croaker
is gonna rouin me bishen cutter.

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at June 12, 2015 11:21 AM (sCHw2)

586 Leidensneid.

Well, there's a new term for the quiver.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 11:21 AM (oVJmc)

587 Kwanzaa cake


Oh there must be Kwanzaa cake.

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:21 AM (zOTsN)

588 On the plus side, unlike my Scots and German forebears, I can tan.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 11:21 AM (evdj2)

589 "How did so many people beleive such transparent bullshit"


I know, right?

Posted by: B Obama at June 12, 2015 11:22 AM (LA7Cm)

590 Gabby Gifford's only accomplishment as a congress person was taking some lead to the pumpkin. How in the fuck does that qualify getting a ship named after you? What's next, the U.S.S. Traytable? Put a sock in this country, we are fooked. What does that ship do, anchor somewhere til some enemy just sinks it?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 12, 2015 11:22 AM (ucDmr)

591 George Stepphanoposomething : Phony journalist/moderator

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2015 11:22 AM (F2IAQ)

592 Sara Lee makes a kwanzaa cake? Izzat next to the pound cake? The banana cake?

Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 11:22 AM (3ZtZW)

593 >>The best, is that somebody called her a 'sentient kwanzaa cake'. I don't know what it means, but it's hilarious.

They're referring to Sandra Lee's cracked-out "Kwanzaa Cake" recipe - google the video and enjoy. It will make perfect sense once you see it.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 11:22 AM (k2QA3)

594 https://twitter.com/GodfreyElfwick

I retract my last statement from the docket.

This guy is a world-class trolling ninja.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 11:22 AM (0HooB)

595 "One thing you find with genetics; people fuck around."


Literally.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 11:22 AM (LA7Cm)

596 thanks Jim

Jim Treacher

If Bruce Jenner can decide he's a woman, why can't #RachelDolezal decide she's black? If biology doesn't determine identity...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 11:23 AM (qCMvj)

597 But I have corn!

Posted by: Kwanzaa Timmy at June 12, 2015 11:23 AM (evdj2)

598 Kwanzaa cake with Baboon whip, Mama Dolezal's recipe.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 12, 2015 11:23 AM (2cS/G)

599 574 How did so many people beleive such transparent bullshit
Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:18 AM (zOTsN)


Brought up to want to, watching everyone around them believe it.

See also: Complete lack of perception and overweening projection.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 12, 2015 11:23 AM (Y1ZL9)

600 You must see the you tube of the Kwanzaa cake episode. It's perfection

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:23 AM (zOTsN)

601 I don't understand the big deal on race you're either Italian aka superior or you're not
Morning all

Posted by: navypopojojo at June 12, 2015 11:23 AM (/S6j/)

602 Are they gonna insist on DNA tests to prove it? What the hell has happened to us. No matter what's its use or motive this one drop thing is plain racism and has to stop, affirmative action is just racism. Period



If one goes by the "one drop" rule, what does that do to obama? He has "one drop" of white and "one drop" of black.

Do they cancel each other out and he ceases to exist?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 11:24 AM (ETfhC)

603 >>>Gabby Gifford's only accomplishment as a congress person was taking some
lead to the pumpkin. How in the fuck does that qualify getting a ship
named after you?>>>


*reads comment, swoons onto couch, reaches out for smelling salts*



Posted by: NOW Spokesfool at June 12, 2015 11:24 AM (sCHw2)

604 my ears were pierced when I was but a wee babe. That is the common practice in my country. I was happy not to have to think about having someone pierce my ears with a sharp object when I grew older.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 12, 2015 11:17 AM


Reminds me of my older goddaughter, whose ears weren't pierced as a baby. As a wee little girl, one morning in church she looked over at my other goddaughter (different families) whose ears were pierced when she was a baby. Looked at me very seriously and whispered "did my ears have holes in them when I was a baby?" Laughed very hard and quietly, I did.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 11:24 AM (h4vJk)

605 Re: Dolezai and her Czech, German and Swedish ancestory.

Well, those Swedes are rather dark skinned when compared to polar bears...

Posted by: Sasquatch at June 12, 2015 11:24 AM (Orv1g)

606 I take no small amount of comfort in the belief that those who annoy me most are also the least well equipped to survive the Burning Times.

Posted by: Weasel at June 12, 2015 11:24 AM (6xtq3)

607 >>> you're either Italian aka superior

a ha hahaaaaaa love how delusional wops are

Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 11:25 AM (3ZtZW)

608
The breakroom where I work has a TV permaset to CNN (Change it to Fox and it quicklygets changed back).
Saw three Hillary sycophants whining about the focus on her scandals instead of how she "fights for the middle class".
Darn near killed my appetite.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 12, 2015 11:25 AM (+aCe4)

609 Barry's way more white than anything else. I think he's even got more Arab than black African.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 11:25 AM (evdj2)

610 Where does she buy her wigs?


On other news

Armed intruder broke into a home in Pasadena Texas. Armed home owner shot him in the face

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:26 AM (zOTsN)

611 What's next, the U.S.S. Traytable?
Put a sock in this country, we are fooked.

What does that ship do, anchor somewhere til some enemy just sinks it?



Picks fights and loses.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 11:26 AM (ETfhC)

612 Re: Dolezai and her Czech, German and Swedish ancestory.

Well, those Swedes are rather dark skinned when compared to polar bears...

Posted by: Sasquatch at June 12, 2015 11:24 AM


She's a Norse of a different color. NTTAWWT...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 11:26 AM (h4vJk)

613 Reposting this from my early am ONT post:

Jamie Gorelick, aka the Mistress of Disaster is, get this, now the legal counsel for the Clinton Foundation. She is defending them against the racketeering lawsuit filed against them and their foundation by Freedom Watch.

LOLOLOLOL

http://tinyurl.com/namgnww

(Director Blue)

Is this great news, or what? Her Shit Midas touch is only exceeded by one other person -- TFG hisself.

Buh bye, Clintons.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2015 11:26 AM (2+NAG)

614 Saw three Hillary sycophants whining about the focus on her scandals instead of how she "fights for the middle class".

Richard. Nixon.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2015 11:26 AM (659DL)

615 Infamous Sandra Lee Kwanzaa Cake:

http://tinyurl.com/bqnqjrs

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 11:26 AM (FsuaD)

616 #RaceIsASocialConstruct

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 11:26 AM (oVJmc)

617 >>Actually, the current state of identity psycopathy, it suggests a number
of books in that vein. Bruce Jenner would be a slam-dunk to write a
book "Female, Like Me".

About a decade ago there was a female reporter who lived as a man for a year just to experience and document the difference (she looked a lot like Rachel Maddow, but did not identify as male). Can't remember the title, just remember it was covered on one of those 20/20 type shows. She had some very complimentary things to say about men after the experience. She had joined a bowling league to get some male friends and was really surprised at what great guys they were.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 11:26 AM (k2QA3)

618
The idiots who stripped on the mountain in Malaysia got 3 day sentences plus a $1200 fine.

Suck it up, kiddies!

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 11:26 AM (iQIUe)

619 Well, white IS a color, so.

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal, National Association for the Advancement of COLORED People. at June 12, 2015 11:27 AM (KCQo0)

620 I'm Czech and German. If only I had some of that dirty Scandi blood too, I could be a black man!

Posted by: Roy at June 12, 2015 11:27 AM (VndSC)

621 Alas, no art today it appears.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 11:28 AM (LA7Cm)

622 Cruz is a full on Obamaite Goat Dancer.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2015 11:28 AM (LLL5q)

623 607. Sigh, let me prove it then

America invented bacon
America is named after an Italian
America is great therefore: Italian = superior

See, math is not an opinion

Posted by: navypopojojo at June 12, 2015 11:28 AM (/S6j/)

624 >>> stripped on the mountain in Malaysia

???

ah fk it gotta get lunch

Posted by: Bigby's Furtive Grope at June 12, 2015 11:28 AM (3ZtZW)

625 Off to RibFest! for an early lunch.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 12, 2015 11:28 AM (2cS/G)

626 Finns are the Puerto Ricans of Scandinavia.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 11:28 AM (evdj2)

627 She's a Norse of a different color.
NTTAWWT...



I've been thru the desert on a Norse with no name......

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 11:28 AM (ETfhC)

628 620 I'm Czech and German. If only I had some of that dirty Scandi blood too, I could be a black man!

Mother was born in Sweden..Does that make me eligible for some of those sweet, sweet reparations?

Posted by: donna at June 12, 2015 11:29 AM (Bn6aD)

629 If I self identify as an albino will I be able to play blues guitar?

Posted by: Johnny Summer at June 12, 2015 11:29 AM (W5DcG)

630 Oooooh, and I like my new hash.... I gots +2 hit points to save me from nagging.

I could use them.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2015 11:29 AM (2+NAG)

631
Cuban and Irish blood here.

Where are the lady redheads?

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 12, 2015 11:30 AM (+aCe4)

632 If it's nowt Scottish, it's CRAP!

Posted by: Longrod McHugendong at June 12, 2015 11:30 AM (F2IAQ)

633 Jamie Gorelick, aka the Mistress of Disaster is, get this, now the legal counsel for the Clinton Foundation. She is defending them against the racketeering lawsuit filed against them and their foundation by Freedom Watch.

*head--------->desk*

God help me, I so hate Ross Perot.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 12, 2015 11:30 AM (Y1ZL9)

634 I've been thru the desert on a Norse with no name......

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 11:28 AM


As long as she didn't get your name and phone number, you're ok.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 11:30 AM (h4vJk)

635 How come no one asked her if she was black, why did she own her own tanning bed?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 11:30 AM (iQIUe)

636 Brian Williams: Phony reporter
Dan Rather: Phony reporter
Michael Mann Obama: Phony Nobel Prize winner
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2015 11:21 AM (F2IAQ)

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 11:30 AM (qCMvj)

637
Alas, no art today it appears.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill




Could be a surrealist "Ceci n'est pas une thread." art post.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 11:30 AM (kdS6q)

638 U.S.S. Obama: announces to enemy ships the maneuver it's about to do is just a bluff.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 11:30 AM (VAsIq)

639 Man, been listening to rap all morning.
so apropos

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 11:31 AM (qCMvj)

640 Hmmm I'm Italian Mexican
I guess it means I can steal your car and wash it

Posted by: navypopojojo at June 12, 2015 11:31 AM (/S6j/)

641 This is nice.

When [Hillary's] personal safety is at issue, she demands advance registration and a ticket and
photo ID. But when the fate of the nation hangs in the balance with a
presidential election, she wants people to be able to waltz into a
polling station, claim to be someone, and vote with no questions asked
and definitely no photo ID. And she'd like weeks to be allowed to do
so, in case you want to vote a hundred times using the names of deceased
residents who haven't been purged from the voters' register.


http://is.gd/POmsPQ

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 12, 2015 11:31 AM (ZKzrr)

642 That's right. If you can be whatever gender you declare you are, you can be whatever race you declare you are.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at June 12, 2015 11:31 AM (V70Uh)

643 U.S.S. Obama: announces to enemy ships the maneuver it's about to do is just a bluff.

Is camouflaged with red lines.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 11:31 AM (evdj2)

644 >>Jamie Gorelick, aka the Mistress of Disaster is, get this, now the legal counsel for the Clinton Foundation.

It's kind of amazing how she's always found right in the middle of so many messes - like she's the devil in disguise who creates mischief wherever she goes.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 11:31 AM (k2QA3)

645 Sioux used tepees. They are northern plains Indians



Not Washington state. You think the Native American population of Spokane, over which there are quite a few, would have known she was bull shitting

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:31 AM (zOTsN)

646 >>She went to Howard University, with maybe 2% white students.

I went to Howard too and we're about the same age, so we were probably there at the same time. I know there was a really popular white girl there at the time, but she didn't pretend to be black. I wonder if it's her. I think she was blonde.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 12, 2015 11:31 AM (shFKH)

647 Seriously though it pisses Me off that they would name a ship after Giffords.... WTF has She ever done...

Posted by: donna at June 12, 2015 11:31 AM (Bn6aD)

648 Well, white IS a color, so.

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal, National Association for the Advancement of COLORED People

IT'S A SHADE, DAMMIT! AND SO IS BLACK!!

Posted by: Pedantic Pantone Color Supremacist at June 12, 2015 11:32 AM (VAsIq)

649 Hmmm I'm Italian Mexican
I guess it means I can steal your car and wash it
Posted by: navypopojojo at June 12, 2015 11:31 AM (/S6j/)


....and tuck and roll the interior in 23 minutes flat.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 12, 2015 11:32 AM (Y1ZL9)

650 "Hmmm I'm Italian Mexican
I guess it means I can steal your car and wash it"


*snort*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 11:33 AM (LA7Cm)

651 Not Washington state. You think the Native American population of Spokane, over which there are quite a few, would have known she was bull shitting
Posted by: ThunderB
----------------

Especially when she went by the Indian name Shitting Bull

Posted by: Roy at June 12, 2015 11:33 AM (VndSC)

652
I don't understand the big deal on race you're either Italian aka superior or you're not
Posted by: navypopojojo




Your IROC is blocking my parking space. Move it or get towed.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 11:33 AM (kdS6q)

653 The Navy should name the ship after the federal judge who died in the attack where Giffords was shot: John M. Roll, the chief U.S. District judge in Arizona.

Sadly, he is all but forgotten in the attack because of the cheap grandstanding for Giffords.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 12, 2015 11:33 AM (KCQo0)

654 America invented bacon

-----

Romans did that.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 11:33 AM (VAsIq)

655 No longer will I suffer silently as Seamus Fitzgerald. Now I am Mebwe Noboko. #wongskin

Posted by: Mebwe Noboko at June 12, 2015 11:33 AM (oVJmc)

656
Where's our art thread???

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 11:33 AM (iQIUe)

657 I think the white chick's name was something like Jennifer so it is probably not her.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 12, 2015 11:33 AM (shFKH)

658 654 America invented bacon

-----

Romans did that.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
----------------------

Romans invented bacon; the Americans perfected it.

Posted by: Roy at June 12, 2015 11:34 AM (VndSC)

659 647. Wait what?
St Drool is getting a ship named after her?

Posted by: navypopojojo at June 12, 2015 11:34 AM (/S6j/)

660 Have you ever seen a water park commit suicide?
http://conservativetribune.com/water-park-bows-down-to-islam/

Posted by: Granny Gertrude's Goiter Glue at June 12, 2015 11:34 AM (arYz5)

661 Wouldn't a #wongskin be Asian?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 11:34 AM (evdj2)

662 The U.S.S. Obama: -- It will be clear.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2015 11:34 AM (2+NAG)

663 "620 I'm Czech and German. If only I had some of that dirty Scandi blood too, I could be a black man!"

The Czechs brew some fine dark beers, so, yes, you are a black man!

Now that that has whetted my appetite, I must find a store that sells one of these fine beers so that I can properly celebrate your new founded racial classification.

Posted by: Sasquatch at June 12, 2015 11:34 AM (Orv1g)

664 Go to the hardware store paint department, browse the swatches, and choose your new ethnic identity! #wrongskin

Posted by: Mebwe Noboko at June 12, 2015 11:34 AM (oVJmc)

665 Wouldn't a #wongskin be Asian?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 11:34 AM


Dumpling wrapper.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 11:34 AM (h4vJk)

666 Could be a surrealist "Ceci n'est pas une thread." art post.

Schrodinger's Art Thread.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 11:35 AM (0HooB)

667 You think the Native American population of Spokane, over which there are quite a few, would have known she


was bull shitting




So she's claiming Sitting Bull as a relation?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2015 11:35 AM (ETfhC)

668 " Now I am Mebwe Noboko. #wongskin"

'Sup, blood.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 11:35 AM (LA7Cm)

669 Cruz is a traitor.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2015 11:35 AM (LLL5q)

670
Could be a surrealist "Ceci n'est pas une thread." art post.

You have to imagine the boobehs for yourself.


PS: super sweet Sulkowicz reference!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2015 11:35 AM (JtwS4)

671 663 "620 I'm Czech and German. If only I had some of that dirty Scandi blood too, I could be a black man!"

The Czechs brew some fine dark beers, so, yes, you are a black man!

Now that that has whetted my appetite, I must find a store that sells one of these fine beers so that I can properly celebrate your new founded racial classification.
Posted by: Sasquatch

-----------------------

Unfortunately, now I have a craving for Champale.

Posted by: Roy at June 12, 2015 11:35 AM (VndSC)

672 Goodfrey Elfwick is a prankster.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 11:36 AM (iQIUe)

673 654. No shit, did not know that
then that proves my point

Posted by: navypopojojo at June 12, 2015 11:36 AM (/S6j/)

674 Chique, she is blonde. Stick straight blonde. Freckles.

The "natural" do she sports is a wig

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:36 AM (zOTsN)

675 I drank Colt 45 malt liquor once. #wrongskin

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 11:36 AM (evdj2)

676 So
ace has been in a conference call all morning, eh?

Posted by: Aaron85 at June 12, 2015 11:36 AM (TUmPT)

677 There are some sewage tankers in New York harbor that should be renamed the M/V Obama.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 12, 2015 11:37 AM (KCQo0)

678 I am diversity. #wrongskin #UnitedColorsOfBennetton

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 11:37 AM (oVJmc)

679 Dumpling wrappers are used as condoms by the chinese... that's why they have so many chinese

#wongskin

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 11:37 AM (iQIUe)

680 ace has been in a conference call all morning, eh?

He's probably with that whore Twitter.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 11:37 AM (evdj2)

681 Whites are even better at being black than blacks. That can't be good for their self esteem. Expect more riots.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 12, 2015 11:37 AM (F1Z8f)

682 >> Wouldn't a #wongskin be Asian?

There's something wong with you.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2015 11:37 AM (2+NAG)

683 "Cruz is a traitor. "


He has been disappointing of late.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 11:37 AM (LA7Cm)

684 I'm already a black woman. So all I need to do now is to become a lesbian transgender Muslim and I'll be all set for success and victory

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 12, 2015 11:37 AM (shFKH)

685 >>What about a USS Rachel Genteal ?

Beam is too wide to transit the Panama Canal.

Posted by: Aviator at June 12, 2015 11:38 AM (sQzB6)

686 Something, something..., Black Irish!

Posted by: Fatty Mc'Butterpants at June 12, 2015 11:38 AM (F2IAQ)

687 Anybody watching the new Orange Is the New Black? According to Hwd, 80% of all women are lesbian.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at June 12, 2015 11:38 AM (iQIUe)

688
Went down to the Lotto office and told them I was a trans-powerball winner. Curiously, they didn't pay me. But I really really identify with free money. Still, no cash.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2015 11:38 AM (ODxAs)

689 The U.S.S. Obama: -- It will be clear.


Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2015 11:34 AM (2+NAG)


With seamen all up inside it.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 12, 2015 11:38 AM (TOk1P)

690 Anybody watching the new Orange Is the New Black?

------------

You bet your ass.

Posted by: John Boehner at June 12, 2015 11:39 AM (VndSC)

691 I'm already a black woman. So all I need to do now is to become a lesbian transgender Muslim and I'll be all set for success and victory
Posted by: chique
---------------------

The book advance might be substantial.

Posted by: Fatty Mc'Butterpants at June 12, 2015 11:39 AM (F2IAQ)

692 Chique Chique chique.

You are a conservative woman and therefore not authentically black, unlike this lumpy white woman in a wig

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:39 AM (zOTsN)

693 675 I drank Colt 45 malt liquor once. #wrongskin
Posted by: Grump928(c) at June 12, 2015 11:36 AM (evdj2)


*looks at Grape Nehi*

'sup, Home Slice?

Posted by: Radar "Bisquit" O'Reilly at June 12, 2015 11:39 AM (Y1ZL9)

694 >>The U.S.S. Obama: -- It will be clear.


No one will be more surprised than it's captain when it's hit by enemy fire.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 11:39 AM (k2QA3)

695 You can fake it with a wheelchair too, chique, just like SCTV's Don Caballero did --- for respect!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2015 11:39 AM (kivUY)

696 Funny that the white woman gets put in charge even when she claims to be black.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 11:39 AM (oVJmc)

697 This could complicate betting on roulette.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 11:40 AM (oVJmc)

698
Fernandez (PJMedia) says that OPM hack job is worse than even Ace thought yesterday. Fernandez says security clearances files were hacked.

Posted by: Aaron85 at June 12, 2015 11:40 AM (TUmPT)

699
NAACP - White Privilege Organization.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 12, 2015 11:41 AM (ODxAs)

700 U.S.S. Biden: Great ship, but it only runs on rails.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 11:41 AM (VAsIq)

701 "Whites are even better at being black than blacks."

Uh-huh.

Posted by: Eminem, Iggy Azalea, Elvis, Amy Winehouse, Meghan Trainor and Rob Dyrdek. at June 12, 2015 11:41 AM (KCQo0)

702 The hack means


They know who ALL our clandestine operatives are then

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:41 AM (zOTsN)

703 SCTV's Don Caballero did --- for respect!
Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2015 11:39 AM (kivUY)


I have got to buy those DVD's. Complete series.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 12, 2015 11:41 AM (Y1ZL9)

704 >>The U.S.S. Obama: -- It will be clear.


No one will be more surprised than it's captain when it's hit by enemy fire.


Posted by: Lizzy

Hell, they won't even know they've been hit until they read about it the next day in the papers.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 11:42 AM (VAsIq)

705 Funny that the white woman gets put in charge even when she claims to be black.


Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 11:39 AM


White privilege, man...it's everywhere.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 11:42 AM (h4vJk)

706 USS Obama- No documentation of port of origin.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 12, 2015 11:42 AM (NeFrd)

707 ThunderB, I wonder if her spray tan is waterproof. trying to pass as a black woman for so long is pretty crazy, lucky for her that her nose isn't the stereotypical straight white nose.

BUT don't forget that "Caitlyn" Jenner is completely normal.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 12, 2015 11:42 AM (shFKH)

708 Uh-huh. I ain't no way tired.

Posted by: Hillary at June 12, 2015 11:42 AM (KCQo0)

709 'sup, Home Slice?

*points to nic*

I was bleck before it was kewl.

/Lethal Weapon 2

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 11:42 AM (0HooB)

710 The hack means


They know who ALL our clandestine operatives are then

Posted by: ThunderB

I'm on it!

Posted by: Tom Cruise as Ethan Hunt at June 12, 2015 11:42 AM (VAsIq)

711 NAACP Leader and Activist Outed As A White Woman

I'm surprised no one's mentioned the Chappelle's Show episode where Dave plays a blind black man who's a leader in the KKK and thinks he's white.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 12, 2015 11:42 AM (o/A9g)

712 Apparently my dad has some "black dutch".

From what I understand that's what they said back in the day when you had some "undesirable" ancestry in your blood line but it doesn't have real meaning.

But, I'm pretty sure it makes me eligible to be president of the local NAACP, right?

Posted by: Lauren at June 12, 2015 11:43 AM (MYCIw)

713
I'm surprised no one's mentioned the Chappelle's
Show episode where Dave plays a blind black man who's a leader in the
KKK and thinks he's white.


Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 12, 2015 11:42 AM (o/A9g)


That was hilarious. I miss Chappelle.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 11:43 AM (FsuaD)

714 683 "Cruz is a traitor. "

He has been disappointing of late.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 12, 2015 11:37 AM (LA7Cm)


Still withholding judgement, but........

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at June 12, 2015 11:44 AM (Y1ZL9)

715 But, I'm pretty sure it makes me eligible to be president of the local NAACP, right?
Posted by: Lauren
-----------------

one drop, right?

Posted by: Roy at June 12, 2015 11:44 AM (VndSC)

716 And so it begins:

http://iotwreport.com/?p=289341

A man/transgender, dressed as a woman, is spotted using a mirror to peek inside a stall in the women's bathroom at a Walmart.

Go figure.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2015 11:44 AM (2+NAG)

717 335 She stops in her tracks when she gets close to us and had a bewildered look and started to cry. I had no idea what was going on. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me Jack was autistic and hadn't spoken a word in over a year to anyone. While I was talking to this woman, Jack came over, hugged my leg and said "Friend"...Are you kidding me...At this point in my life, I couldn't think of anything else that could have touched me like that.

Brb. Have to dust in here. Stuff is everywhere. Hurting the eyes. Posted by: rickb223


Crap, same here. What's up with the dust today?

Story gives me hope...

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at June 12, 2015 11:44 AM (myGBe)

718 Apparently my dad has some "black dutch".

From what I understand that's what they said back in the day when you had some "undesirable" ancestry in your blood line but it doesn't have real meaning.

But, I'm pretty sure it makes me eligible to be president of the local NAACP, right?

Posted by: Lauren

Certainly in Idaho.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 11:44 AM (VAsIq)

719 Apparently my dad has some "black dutch".

Well, to tell a family secret....

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at June 12, 2015 11:44 AM (oVJmc)

720 But, I'm pretty sure it makes me eligible to be president of the local NAACP, right?

****


Black dutch? Maybe you should just start out by being chair of the tulip committee.

Posted by: Muldoon, a solid man at June 12, 2015 11:44 AM (NeFrd)

721 >>They know who ALL our clandestine operatives are then


No words, just shock at how very bad this is.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 11:44 AM (k2QA3)

722 >>Barry's way more white than anything else. I think he's even got more Arab than black African.

On certain nights I have a little of both in me.

Posted by: Barry Obama at June 12, 2015 11:45 AM (sQzB6)

723 I'm surprised no one's mentioned the Chappelle's Show episode where Dave plays a blind black man who's a leader in the KKK and thinks he's white.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 12, 2015 11:42 AM (o/A9g)


oh yea, that was some funny stuff there

lol

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 11:45 AM (qCMvj)

724 Yes, look up Clayton Bigsby on You Tube.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 12, 2015 11:45 AM (KCQo0)

725 I had a distant relative serve in the Black Watch, does that count?

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 11:45 AM (S+el1)

726 I was a visionary!

Posted by: C. Thomas Howell at June 12, 2015 11:45 AM (Y1ZL9)

727 Chique I am a person of pallor. I am nearly transparent. Your spray tan lasts for a few days, just don't exfoliate or shave in the shower. As a "black" woman, it would not be unusual if she declined to go in the pool or the ocean. She would say she didn't want to mess up her hair. She's as dark as Lindsey Lohan. Spray tans don't come off as easily as makeup

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:45 AM (zOTsN)

728
I believe I've cracked the Jenner=Republican thing. It's a feint.
He's claiming Republican so he can cause a huge ruckus at the upcoming Rep. convention and split the convention. He'll keep acting more and more freakish until conservatives finally can no longer tolerate his shenanigans and balk. Show how intolerant the Repubs are to give a boost to the Dems who are gonna be having some real difficulties this election otherwise

Posted by: MAx at June 12, 2015 11:45 AM (YJeFl)

729 Which is more correct than the other?

Jenner is a woman or Warren is Indian or Dolezal is black?

Posted by: Roy at June 12, 2015 11:45 AM (VndSC)

730

eh?

el Sooper 6 minutes ago

el Sooper

the @ScottWalker says he will NOT make any deals with the Obama administration!!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 11:46 AM (qCMvj)

731 As a "black" woman, it would not be unusual if she declined to go in the pool or the ocean. She would say she didn't want to mess up her hair.

-----

"You know us black folk can't swim!"

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 11:46 AM (VAsIq)

732 728 Say for instance Jenner tries to adopt a child

Posted by: MAx at June 12, 2015 11:47 AM (YJeFl)

733 But if she identifies as a black person, isn't it trans-racist to deny her agency to identify as she defines herself?

Posted by: Irving Washington at June 12, 2015 11:47 AM (MD494)

734 South Carolina Department of Revenue records got hacked and the press blamed Gov. Haley. OPM hacked ..
. crickets

Posted by: Tmitsss at June 12, 2015 11:47 AM (eEqLE)

735
Come on, Rachel! Let's climb the fence and go in the pool. Lets show whitey who's boss!

Rachel: Uh, no. I'll pass...

Posted by: Keef & Dyarrhea at June 12, 2015 11:47 AM (iQIUe)

736 "You know us black folk can't swim!"

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 11:46 AM


No worries. We can't jump. It all works out in the end.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 12, 2015 11:47 AM (h4vJk)

737
"If it's nowt Scottish, it's CRAP!"
Allegedly there is some Scottish blood in my family tree too. Just further back than the other two.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 12, 2015 11:48 AM (+aCe4)

738
Where's our sassy black blogger, ace?

Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 11:48 AM (iQIUe)

739 ThunderB said: " As a "black" woman, it would not be unusual if she declined to go in the pool or the ocean. She would say she didn't want to mess up her hair. "

LOL. So true.

And thanks for the info about spray tans. I realize I knew nothing admit them.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 12, 2015 11:48 AM (shFKH)

740 647: Thought I covered that earlier. That ship has holes in it's head for easy cleaning.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 12, 2015 11:48 AM (ucDmr)

741 I'm surprised no one's mentioned the Chappelle's
Show episode where Dave plays a blind black man who's a leader in the
KKK and thinks he's white.


Posted by: Additional Blond Agent.


Comedy gold right there.

Posted by: Moderate Salami at June 12, 2015 11:48 AM (/Ho8c)

742 Crap. China knows all our spies

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:49 AM (zOTsN)

743 This could greatly complicate the marketing of FUBU clothing products.

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at June 12, 2015 11:49 AM (oVJmc)

744 Say for instance Jenner tries to adopt a child

Only acceptable if it adopts a white child and raises it as a black child.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 12, 2015 11:49 AM (W5DcG)

745 "You know us black folk can't swim!"
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 11:46 AM (VAsIq)

Only because white people won't let them in the pool.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2015 11:49 AM (2Ojst)

746 Fernandez says security clearances files were hacked.
Posted by: Aaron85
-------------------

Hillary and Obama files found to be empty.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2015 11:50 AM (F2IAQ)

747 Now that we're black, we should all get the discount on one of those Obamaphones. And he will pay our mortgages.

Posted by: Roy at June 12, 2015 11:50 AM (VndSC)

748 >>>>They know who ALL our clandestine operatives are then

Seriously, if you wanted to open the back door for the country being attacked this would be perfect - identify and provide everything you could want to know about every key government person - in military (decision makers at the Pentagon), DHS/domestic defense, etc.. Just take out all of the leaders of key departments right before attacking - sorta like how Bin Laden murdered the Kurdish leader the day before 9/11 knowing that one of our first moves would be to work w/him as we moved against the Taliban. It's a freakin' nightmare scenario.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 11:50 AM (k2QA3)

749 Where's our sassy black blogger, ace?
Getting his fur straightened.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2015 11:50 AM (kivUY)

750 A spray tan is less like makeup and more like a "stain". It stays on more or less unless you scrub it

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:50 AM (zOTsN)

751 #653 The Navy should name the ship after the federal judge who died in the
attack where Giffords was shot: John M. Roll, the chief U.S. District
judge in Arizona.



Sadly, he is all but forgotten in the attack because of the cheap grandstanding for Giffords.
==========

Lessee: Appointed to the federal bench by George HW Bush and a Catholic.

Posted by: mrp at June 12, 2015 11:51 AM (JBggj)

752 It's funny. I can swim, I as a kid in deepest darkest Africa. but most of the time I refuse to go into the pool because of my hair. The aftermath is be too much trouble to deal with for me most times.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at June 12, 2015 11:52 AM (shFKH)

753 I'll paint any shiksa, any color, for $49.95!

Posted by: Earl Scheib at June 12, 2015 11:52 AM (oVJmc)

754 Allegedly there is some Scottish blood in my family tree too. Just further back than the other two.
Posted by: Tilikum
------------------

Do you ever feel a curious desire to wear a skirt?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2015 11:52 AM (F2IAQ)

755 "If it's nowt Scottish, it's CRAP!"
Allegedly there is some Scottish blood in my family tree too. Just further back than the other two.


Had a Scottish neighbor a few years back who informed me that I have a clan name.

I couldn't be any whiter/Yourapeein' if I tried. Funny, tho', that I tan really, really well. If I could afford it, I'd like to get my DNA tested just for grins and giggles.

The results would probably come back as "Heinz 57."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 11:52 AM (0HooB)

756 I'm waiting for the U.S.S. Michelle Obama.

You know it's coming. It will ride low in the water, due to the oppression by the white man.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 11:53 AM (FsuaD)

757 "I retract my last statement from the docket.

This guy is a world-class trolling ninja."

It's either Ace, or AtC.

Has to be.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2015 11:53 AM (VPLuQ)

758 Dave Chappell was funny, but really messed up. I guess many of his skits were semi-hidden racial commentary. He got upset when people didn't see that. White college kids especially upset him with the KKK sketch. Them not getting it made him want to quit. Well, them and other things.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 12, 2015 11:53 AM (+aCe4)

759 Anyone remember this chestnut from way back when? (on Carson, I think? Can't remember who the comic was):

"My mom is Japanese and my dad is black.

Every December 7th, I want to bomb Pearl Bailey".

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 12, 2015 11:53 AM (wtvvX)

760 A spray tan is less like makeup and more like a "stain".>>>

Does it work on hardwood>

Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 12, 2015 11:54 AM (wrS2o)

761

btw, this trade deal has the potential to effect the stock market (as most things)

act accordingly

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 11:54 AM (qCMvj)

762 756
I'm waiting for the U.S.S. Michelle Obama.

You know it's coming. It will ride low in the water, due to the oppression by the white man.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 11:53 AM (FsuaD)

Bitch-class garbage scow.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 12, 2015 11:54 AM (wtvvX)

763 Ace just woke up on Twitter. Incoming...

Posted by: Ian S. at June 12, 2015 11:54 AM (B/VB5)

764 Fernandez knocked it out of the ballpark with his latest column.

This is typical of him but today's column is particularly timely, though I wish I didn't have to say this since it is such a depressing thought to have that we may continued to be governed by these credentialed idiots.

Posted by: Sasquatch at June 12, 2015 11:55 AM (Orv1g)

765 Does it work on hardwood>


Posted by: Buzzsaw at June 12, 2015 11:54 AM (wrS2o)

========
Works on my 3 wood!

Posted by: J. Boehner at June 12, 2015 11:56 AM (JBggj)

766 >>He got upset when people didn't see that. White college kids especially upset him with the KKK sketch.


It's funny because it really happened. Heard the story on NPR in the early 90's - a leader of a white supremacy group was adopted, as an adult tracked down his birth mom only to discover that his father was African-American. Identity crisis!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 12, 2015 11:56 AM (k2QA3)

767 ace is up
and on twitter
trashing politico's glenn thrush
linking jwf's site

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 11:56 AM (qCMvj)

768 756: Jane, yeah, but it will have a wide beam. Won't fit through the Panama Canal. One theater ship only. Staffed by vegaterians only.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 12, 2015 11:56 AM (ucDmr)

769 Ace does seem to love a good Twitter fight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 11:57 AM (FsuaD)

770 Well if China knows all our spies I am not worried about them sharing it with islamacists.

But this TPP thing. They know just who is spying on them. Who to follow. Who to bug. The negotiations. Our Asia strategy. Our weaknesses.

Fuck

Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:57 AM (zOTsN)

771

Substitute your lies for fact
I can see right through your plastic mac
I look all white, but my dad was black
My fine-looking suit is really made out of sack

Posted by: Who ? at June 12, 2015 11:57 AM (W5DcG)

772 "You know us black folk can't swim!"
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 12, 2015 11:46 AM (VAsIq)


In Boot, every single black guy in the platoon had to go through the non-swimmer part of Water Survival and Lifesaving.

Terrified? Let's just say, very apprehensive.

Just sayin'

Posted by: C. Thomas Howell at June 12, 2015 11:57 AM (Y1ZL9)

773 This chick is white pretending to be black.

Lindsey Graham is lesbian pretending to be straight.

Bruce is a guy pretending to be a chick.

I'm a guy pretending to be a Telefunken U47.

Posted by: General Zod at June 12, 2015 11:58 AM (zLmTo)

774 Intelligence, like oil, is fungible.

Posted by: mrp at June 12, 2015 11:58 AM (JBggj)

775 News Headline of the Day

Dominique Strauss-Khan acquitted of aggravated pimping.

Posted by: Aaron85 at June 12, 2015 11:59 AM (TUmPT)

776 I think it would be only right for Obama to weigh in on this whole fake black woman thing.

His wisdom is needed.

Plus - watching him try to intellectually wrestle this beast would be comedy gold.

The way over played racism chickens....

... are finally coming home to roost.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 12, 2015 11:59 AM (BZAd3)

777


TheUltraYachtLife @AceofSpadesHQ

@glennthrush is a fucking embarrassment
http://bit.ly/1MvVKi0
@benk84 @JammieWF


Politico Clown Rebrands Granny Clinton as a 'Wonk Warrior' Who Plans to Tax the 'Super-rich in New and Creative Ways'

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2015 11:59 AM (qCMvj)

778 756 I'm waiting for the U.S.S. Michelle Obama.

You know it's coming. It will ride low in the water, due to the oppression by the white man.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 11:53 AM (FsuaD)

Consumes more fuel than any other ship in the fleet.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2015 11:59 AM (2Ojst)

779 Heard the story on NPR in the early 90's - a leader of a white supremacy
group was adopted, as an adult tracked down his birth mom only to
discover that his father was African-American. Identity crisis!


This is pretty good as well.
http://www.haaretz.com/jewish-world/jewish-world-news/1.553645

Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at June 12, 2015 11:59 AM (ZKzrr)

780 Posted by: ThunderB at June 12, 2015 11:57 AM (zOTsN)

30 years of govt personnel data to data mine.

Posted by: wrg500 at June 12, 2015 11:59 AM (S+el1)

781 I had a friend in high school who did something almost like this.

She didn't claim to be black, but she was a naturally very pale, blonde girl who started tanning to the point that her skin was darker than almost anyone on the planet.

This all started when she started dating her now husband who is black, but I mean I have a lot of friends with black husbands who didn't become crazy people who try to become black themselves.

Anyway, all that to say white people sometimes act in ridiculous ways when it comes to race.

Posted by: Lauren at June 12, 2015 11:59 AM (MYCIw)

782 Well, it's not like the Chinese were able to read all about our Taiwanese strategy of ambiguity and subsequently come to understand what we really would do if China were to attack Taiwan due to the impressive security Hillary! placed on her home server...

Posted by: Sasquatch at June 12, 2015 11:59 AM (Orv1g)

783
BackwardsBoy, I have a very Irish name. My brother's name is Sean (spelled exactly like that). My dad told me the story of how his side came to be. Supposedly an Irish clan on the losing side of a clan war fled to Scotland (some to England)and changed their name. After 100 years they came back to Ireland and eventually to America.
My mother's side were Spanish conquistadors that settled in Cuba.
Funny how people get around.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 12, 2015 12:00 PM (+aCe4)

784 Next non-white person that complains to me about being repressed and victimized due to their race is gonna get: "Just identify as a white person and quit bitchin'. Claim your privilege!"

Posted by: Roy at June 12, 2015 12:01 PM (VndSC)

785
You are the fellow with hair colored yellow.

1. With whom were you cutting the rug?
2. Where?

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 12, 2015 12:01 PM (E9liA)

786 Re: "When the Insane are Normal..."

In our diversity/anti-bullying/Title IX training, we are instructed that the proper response to a transgendered person is to tell them they should be proud of who they are.

Silly me, I thought the proper and polite response was to not draw attention to your co-worker's mental illness. If their quirks do not impact how we need to work together, I see no need to even address it.

Posted by: Mindy at June 12, 2015 12:01 PM (Rnzwm)

787 You guys remember the 80's movie Soul Man?

Posted by: Velvet Ambition greatest thing since before sliced bread at June 12, 2015 12:02 PM (R8hU8)

788 Every December 7th, I want to bomb Pearl Bailey".
Posted by: Tex
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Wow. There's a name I haven't heard in a while. What a lady...., list of accomplishments a mile long.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2015 12:02 PM (F2IAQ)

789 Lizzy, I simply thought it was comedy genius and not a comment on self hating blacks. Silly me.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 12, 2015 12:03 PM (+aCe4)

790 785: At a place called Jugs.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at June 12, 2015 12:03 PM (ucDmr)

791 756 I'm waiting for the U.S.S. Michelle Obama.

You know it's coming. It will ride low in the water, due to the oppression by the white man.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 11:53 AM (FsuaD)

It'll never fit through the Panama canal. Too wide a berth at the stern.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 12, 2015 12:03 PM (t06LC)

792 Juice on SOA's father was black.

Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 12:03 PM (iQIUe)

793 I wonder if the Chinese didn't use Hillary's homebrew unguarded server as a backdoor into the entire fed system. Wouldn't that be something....

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 12, 2015 12:05 PM (t06LC)

794 I think it would be only right for Obama to weigh in on this whole fake black woman thing.

Barack Obama: phony American.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 12, 2015 12:05 PM (zF6Iw)

795 To put on bronzers or spreay tans for years wd be too much. Not only the cost but the fact that you would have to be meticulous in applying it and I dont think one person could do it without streaking or missing a spot.

Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 12:05 PM (iQIUe)

796 Chinese Intelligence Analyst: "You know, I've looked trough all of the files, and as far as I can tell, these assholes have no idea what they are doing. I mean, there's no thread, no logic, they're just bumbling around in the dark."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2015 12:05 PM (F2IAQ)

797 I'm waiting for the U.S.S. Michelle Obama.



You know it's coming. It will ride low in the water, due to the oppression by the white man.



The sailors will be forced to eat her "healthy" meals.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:06 PM (FsuaD)

798 Better yet a submarine that is kept down by whitey.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2015 12:07 PM (LLL5q)

799 Ace is attempting (and failing) to post a nood.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:07 PM (FsuaD)

800 Ace posted but left out comments.

Posted by: Bruce With an Authentic Black Wang at June 12, 2015 12:08 PM (iQIUe)

801 The sailors will be forced to eat her "healthy" meals.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:06 PM (FsuaD)

Better than being on the USS Hillary. On that ship the sailors will have to eat Huma.

Posted by: Jollyroger at June 12, 2015 12:08 PM (t06LC)

802 Try again, ace. Wrong thread link.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2015 12:08 PM (2+NAG)

803 I'm confused, did ace jump into the dump? I've been at a fire drill.

I have seen the infamous Sandra Lee Kwanza Cake episode.

Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 12, 2015 12:08 PM (lIU4e)

804 This whole Rachel thing and the #wrongskin trolling has made me laugh more than I have in a long time.

It's a great day for agitatin'.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 12, 2015 12:08 PM (oVJmc)

805 I think ace has a Rachel post coming up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 12, 2015 12:08 PM (FsuaD)

806 Anyone read that above link to the autism story, about how the risk is high for having an autistic child if the parents are older? Guarantee that story disappers FAST.

There's a line in the story saying that the parents of these kids might have been "on the spectrum" themselves--and basically implies that they couldn't "couple" (get laid) in their younger years. Okay, I'm paraphrasing. But watch it dissapear.....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 12, 2015 12:08 PM (EHnoG)

807 "793 I wonder if the Chinese didn't use Hillary's homebrew unguarded server as a backdoor into the entire fed system. Wouldn't that be something...."

I've wondered the same thing, too.

Posted by: Sasquatch at June 12, 2015 12:09 PM (Orv1g)

808 Funny how people get around.

Ain't it the truth. Kewl story, Tilikum.

My last name is extremely common.

In England.

I was in a band a few years back with a black sax player. He said that my whole name is a common black name, said he had two friends with my exact name. Yay diversity!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this sh1t at June 12, 2015 12:09 PM (0HooB)

809
I had a friend in high school who did something almost like this. She didn't claim to be black, but she was a naturally very pale, blonde girl who started tanning to the point that her skin was darker than almost anyone on the planet.
Posted by: Lauren




In our school, it would be the token white guy who would hang out with the Mexican kids. Blond hair with a set of vato whiskers, Dickies and a Pendleton.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 12:10 PM (kdS6q)

810
Ace is attempting (and failing) to post a nood.
Posted by: Jane D'oh




Over/under on him banning himself again in the process....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 12, 2015 12:11 PM (kdS6q)

811 Man, this thread totally got stomped!

Posted by: mindful webworker - what a kidder at June 12, 2015 12:12 PM (hpmES)

812 Am I the only one who reacts to the news that all the private info on all federal workers has been hacked with "good?"

Is there anyone in the federal government working for this country, for freedom and liberty, any more?

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 12, 2015 12:12 PM (ZvKdv)

813 Can we get Liz Warren to comment on the ethics of claiming to be a different race in order to advance one's career?
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 12, 2015 09:22 AM (O7MnT)

Best comment I've read all day.

Posted by: troyriser at June 12, 2015 12:28 PM (XHR9b)

814 Well, I have a farmer's tan...

Posted by: Two Tone Loc at June 12, 2015 02:40 PM (4DCSq)

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