aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Update: The OPM Hack Isn't Bad.
It's Catastrophic.
Whoever now holds OPM’s records possesses something like the Holy Grail from a CI perspective. They can target Americans in their database for recruitment or influence. After all, they know their vices, every last one -- the gambling habit, the inability to pay bills on time, the spats with former spouses, the taste for something sexual on the side (perhaps with someone of a different gender than your normal partner) -- since all that is recorded in security clearance paperwork (to get an idea of how detailed this gets, you can see the form, called an SF86, here). ... The bad news keeps piling up with this story, including reports that OPM records may have appeared, for sale, on the "darknet." Moreover, OPM seems to have initially low-balled just how serious the breach actually was. Even more disturbing, if predictable, is a new report in the New York Times that case "investigators believe that the Chinese hackers who attacked the databases of the Office of Personnel Management may have obtained the names of Chinese relatives, friends and frequent associates of American diplomats and other government officials, information that Beijing could use for blackmail or retaliation."Oh, those pesky files merely disclose what foreign nationals US personnel are on friendly, even sexual, terms with. Do you think some of those people might have been turned to the US for espionage, or at least some friendly influence? Well, Beijing knows all about them now. And they can sell or trade those names to Russia, Libya, Iran, etc.... But Captain Bullshit wants a no drama administration, so if the Phoenix VA actually kills people by putting them on fake waiting lists, he just has his minions rewrite the report to say that no one died due to the waiting lists, because a "waiting list" is not a cause of death -- heart stoppage is the cause of death. And just like that, by rewriting reports, by lying, poof! Problems disappear. Right now ISIS is continuing to ravage the Middle East like a demonic army sprung from the worst passages of the Apocalypse of St. John. But Obama has Marie Harf say that everything's going to plan, and they have some soft-headed retard in Vox write "Actually, we're kicking the living shit out of ISIS and here's why," and poof!, problem solved. If Obama solves any more problems like this, we're all dead men. ABCNews: Catastrophe. Obama just found out about this when you folks did, from the mornin' papers.
OPM Hack Far Deeper Than Publicly Acknowledged, Went Undetected For More Than A Year, Sources Say Jun 11, 2015, 4:59 PM ET By MIKE LEVINE The massive hack into federal systems announced last week was far deeper and potentially more problematic than publicly acknowledged, with hackers believed to be from China moving through government databases undetected for more than a year, sources briefed on the matter told ABC News. "If [only] they knew the full extent of it," one U.S. official said about those affected by the intrusion into the Office of Personnel Management's information systems. It all started with an initial intrusion into OPM's systems more than a year ago, and after gaining that initial access the hackers were able to work their way through four different "segments" of OPM's systems, according to sources. Much of that data has been stored on OPM systems housed by the Department of the Interior in a Denver-area data center, sources said. And one of the four "segments" compromised held forms filled out by federal employees seeking security clearances. As ABC News previously reported, the 127-page forms -- known as SF-86's and used for background investigations -- ask applicants for personal information not only about themselves but also relatives, friends, and potentially even college roommates. OPM insists the information compromised by the intrusion into its systems does "not [include] the names of family members." "Family members of employees were not affected by this breach," OPM says on its website. However, U.S. officials speaking on the condition of anonymity say unequivocally such information was put at serious risk by the OPM hack. Of utmost concern are U.S. employees stationed overseas, including in countries such as China, whose government would covet personal information on relatives and contacts of American officials living in the communist country, according to officials.Now you may be saying: Gee, the only thing that could make this worse is if they got information about regular citizens, too. It's worse.
Federal investigators are trying to determine whether the massive hack into federal systems announced this past week impacted far more than the estimated 4 million current and former government employees already acknowledged by the Obama administration, sources familiar with the matter told ABC News. In particular, investigators are considering the possibility that private citizens who never worked for the U.S. government may have also had personal information compromised, sources said. At the heart of concern are forms filled out by federal employees seeking security clearances. The forms -- known as SF-86's and used for background investigations -- were exposed after hackers infiltrated the Office of Personnel Management's information systems in December, according to the sources. Acting as the government's human resources division, OPM conducts about 90 percent of background investigations for the federal government. And federal employees who submit the SF-86 forms provide personal information not only about themselves but also relatives, friends, and potentially even college roommates.Do you know anyone who works for the government? Well, you may be in the files, then. Every single day under this dissembling, incompetent, psychopathic regime is like taking the lid off the Ark of the Covenant, just to see what horrors may lurk inside. Because, you know: YOLO. On the Job Three Days a Week, Four Hours a Day:
.@THE_DAILY_BLEAT @exjon @AceofSpadesHQ pic.twitter.com/Z6tYSS2qrR
— The 57th State ℅EF™ (@EF517_V2) June 11, 2015Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: zombie at June 11, 2015 06:44 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: zombie at June 11, 2015 06:45 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: donna at June 11, 2015 06:45 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at June 11, 2015 06:46 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Siergen at June 11, 2015 06:46 PM (Evmuu)
Why do extended testicular sacs have anything to do with this?
Posted by: zombie at June 11, 2015 06:46 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Siergen
I hear Anna Chapman is currently unassigned. Maybe you'll get lucky!
Posted by: zombie at June 11, 2015 06:47 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: King Putt at June 11, 2015 06:47 PM (7aUWM)
Posted by: Roy at June 11, 2015 06:47 PM (fWLrt)
That's a lie, some of us will be dead women... and children.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 11, 2015 06:48 PM (QdAXQ)
Posted by: zombie at June 11, 2015 06:48 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: steinmetz at June 11, 2015 06:48 PM (CrYC8)
Posted by: Garrett at June 11, 2015 06:48 PM (GLrp1)
Posted by: redenzo at June 11, 2015 06:49 PM (WCnJW)
Posted by: Roy at June 11, 2015 06:49 PM (fWLrt)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 11, 2015 06:50 PM (GpgJl)
Posted by: torabora at June 11, 2015 06:50 PM (jCwKZ)
Something, something...
Low hanging fruit.
Posted by: Garrett at June 11, 2015 06:50 PM (GLrp1)
Most government employees are naturally and inescapably in favor of Big Machine Government -- because they're part of it. So the people whose lives might be made miserable are the very ones who need to learn a hard lesson about the perils of centralization and faith in Big Brother.
Posted by: zombie at June 11, 2015 06:51 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: redenzo at June 11, 2015 06:51 PM (WCnJW)
and I repeat
Remember, IBD called out the JEF on this, too.
Obama's 'Cybersecurity Czar' Is MIA As Hackers Run Wild
http://bit.ly/1MikiLx
...After the Office of Personnel Management revealed the breach of its network, which allowed hackers from China to steal data on 4 million current and former federal employees, OPM head Katherine Archuleta said: "Protecting our federal employee data from malicious cyber incidents is of the highest priority at OPM."
It sure doesn't seem that way.
OPM had been the target of a similar hack originating in China almost exactly one year before, which gained access to some of the office's databases before being caught. And this time around, hackers rooted around OPM's network for four months before being caught.
Less than two weeks before, the IRS revealed that hackers from Russia had stolen data on 100,000 tax returns and filed 13,000 bogus returns to the IRS so they could collect $39 billion in "refunds."
The inspector general had already warned the IRS that its databases were vulnerable, but the IRS failed to act on dozens of recommendations to shore them up.
And not long before that, Russian hackers penetrated parts of the White House computer system after hacking into the State Department's email system.
The U.S. weather service and the U.S. Postal Service have also been breached. The Government Accountability Office warns that the nation's air traffic control system is vulnerable, and the Healthcare.gov exchange has been warned repeatedly that it's not secure enough.
Six years ago, President Obama said that he understood the enormous risk that cyberattacks posed, and he promised to "pursue a new, comprehensive approach to securing America's digital infrastructure."
well, they are too busy spying and hacking conservatives
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 11, 2015 06:51 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: steinmetz at June 11, 2015 06:51 PM (CrYC8)
It's been clear for a long time that, while the DoD took things fairly seriously, the rest of the Feds could hardly give a damn.
This was an expected result, and the only real question was 'when?'
IT security at DHS and the rest of the civilian Fed is on a par with TSA crotch-groping.
Posted by: The Devoceleraptor (sometimes JEM) at June 11, 2015 06:51 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Baldy at June 11, 2015 06:51 PM (sEXjW)
I know people who work for the feds. I have not talked to them today as this would freak me out.
Of course Congress' information was not leaked. Of course. Worthless...all of them.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 11, 2015 06:51 PM (FCPu0)
Posted by: Lostris Mahuna at June 11, 2015 06:52 PM (uOOCL)
Posted by: zombie at June 11, 2015 06:52 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: The New York Times at June 11, 2015 06:52 PM (8ZskC)
Let's see if the WaPo can do as in-depth a story on this as they did about Romney and the prep school haircut.
THAT one was a biggie, for sure. Many thousands of words.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at June 11, 2015 06:52 PM (U6f54)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 11, 2015 06:53 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Kreplach at June 11, 2015 06:53 PM (VRdqG)
Fletcher: Damn you, Senator. You promised me those men would be decently treated.
Senator Lane: They were decently treated. They were decently fed and then they were decently shot.
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 11, 2015 06:53 PM (hCdMd)
Posted by: @votermom at June 11, 2015 06:54 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Garrett at June 11, 2015 06:54 PM (GLrp1)
The Clinton Foundation could have sold it.
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at June 11, 2015 06:54 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 11, 2015 06:54 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Mr Wizard at June 11, 2015 06:54 PM (hCdMd)
Posted by: rickl at June 11, 2015 06:55 PM (sdi6R)
Little did I know that it describes the current United States government!
Posted by: zombie at June 11, 2015 06:55 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 11, 2015 06:56 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 11, 2015 06:56 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: davidt at June 11, 2015 06:57 PM (B+p2p)
Does anybody happen to know if former employee of the federal judiciary are in this database? I was an elbow clerk (JS, not GS, and not career) back in the day.
Not that having my personal information would do anybody any good, I just want to know.
Posted by: the other coyote at June 11, 2015 06:57 PM (yK44T)
Posted by: DaveA at June 11, 2015 06:57 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: The Keystone Kops at June 11, 2015 06:57 PM (8ZskC)
Not the chicklet who got the big seat at Reddit after her shakedown of her former VC coworkers/penetrators failed.
Posted by: The Devoceleraptor (sometimes JEM) at June 11, 2015 06:57 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: torabora at June 11, 2015 06:58 PM (OSfgT)
Posted by: George Tirebiter at June 11, 2015 06:58 PM (/zyrl)
Posted by: zombie at June 11, 2015 06:58 PM (jBuUi)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 11, 2015 06:58 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: Dave Bowman at June 11, 2015 06:58 PM (8ZskC)
Now if we elect Perry or Walker they have a nice big fat cast iron reason to clean house. Of course the GOPe will do their best to get Hillary in and shed majority status in congress.
Posted by: PaleRider at June 11, 2015 06:58 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at June 11, 2015 06:59 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: The Devoceleraptor (sometimes JEM) at June 11, 2015 06:59 PM (o+SC1)
He could pull the disappearing act on the national debt. Of course since it's the planetary store of value there might be some glitches.
Posted by: DaveA at June 11, 2015 06:59 PM (DL2i+)
I once had a guy apply for a job who spoke nothing but Spanish who handed me a driver's license (with his face on it, no less) and social security card that said "Elliot Goldblum" on them.
I said dude, wrong tribe. But they really did look real. Amazing what you can get at a Texas flea market. And I wonder how much money Elliot Goldblum has contributed to SS over the years?
Posted by: the other coyote at June 11, 2015 06:59 PM (yK44T)
Posted by: The Devoceleraptor (sometimes JEM) at June 11, 2015 06:59 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2015 07:00 PM (GF78Y)
Posted by: China at June 11, 2015 07:00 PM (wkuqO)
When ole Josh was then asked what the non-pack of cigs object actually was, he didn't know...but he's sure it ain't no damn pack of cigs you guys.
My guess is that the object is the nuclear football, cleverly disguised as a pack of cigs. Sooooo clever doncha know.
(h/t to WZ on the cig story coverage)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 11, 2015 07:01 PM (8/umi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2015 07:01 PM (FsuaD)
Promise.
Posted by: The Devoceleraptor (sometimes JEM) at June 11, 2015 07:01 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Doomed at June 11, 2015 07:02 PM (bGLSw)
Posted by: donna at June 11, 2015 07:02 PM (Bn6aD)
Posted by: Garrett at June 11, 2015 07:02 PM (GLrp1)
Have a foreign policy that is counter to Moscow/Beijing/Tehran interests?
*My! Looky here what we found in your file. Says here you like em young.*
Honestly, after the last few years, how much would it take to push America over the edge into civil war 2 with a few well-placed Manchurian candidates?
Sure we have Obama and Hillary now, and we have our suspicions. But this?
Posted by: flounder at June 11, 2015 07:02 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: bkeyser at June 11, 2015 07:02 PM (dG7DS)
Posted by: Cisco kid at June 11, 2015 07:02 PM (W5DcG)
Thank God I don't work for the Feds.
Damn, I'm a Fed and there isn't a single lurid or embarrassing fact in my jacket. What a dull life I lead. Well, I do hang out here, so I live vicariously.
@20
My thoughts exactly. Much quicker on her feet than the rest, with the possible exception of Cruz. Even when she's regurgitating the stump speech, she's much better at it than the others. She does have an annoying little tic wherein she repeatedly drops her head while she's talking. I can live with it.
Posted by: pep at June 11, 2015 07:03 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: just saying at June 11, 2015 07:03 PM (wkuqO)
And exactly why Judge Roberts voted in favor of Obamacare.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2015 07:03 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Winkish at June 11, 2015 07:03 PM (KCruE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2015 07:03 PM (GF78Y)
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 11, 2015 07:03 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Huawei at June 11, 2015 07:04 PM (o+SC1)
"what has he touched that hasn't gone to absolute shit........."
The Democrat base. It only grows.
Everything else? *shrug*
Posted by: Doomed at June 11, 2015 07:04 PM (bGLSw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2015 07:04 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Hank at June 11, 2015 07:04 PM (y0s0q)
The dude can turn a phrase.
This might be Ace's greatest gift; the pithy, demeaning insult.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 11, 2015 07:05 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: just saying at June 11, 2015 07:05 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: Lauren at June 11, 2015 07:05 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2015 07:05 PM (FsuaD)
Leading from behind, what can't it do.
If we win in 2016, we will find more of this everywhere.
Affirmative action appointees=disaster.
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 11, 2015 07:06 PM (0FSuD)
army sprung from the worst passages of the Apocalypse of St. John
"like'?
Posted by: Methos isn't sure simile works that way at June 11, 2015 07:06 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 11, 2015 07:06 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 11, 2015 07:06 PM (JO9+V)
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OT: A nice essay about "fairness" written by an open-minded Democrat (yes, such people still exist): http://hatrack.com/osc/reviews/everything/2015-06-11.shtml
Start where he begins talking about American Ninja Warrior.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 11, 2015 07:06 PM (VAsIq)
I'm sure the home addresses of service people won't be used against them
in any way at all by the people who've threatened to come kill service
people at their homes.
Posted by: Lauren at June 11, 2015 07:05 PM (MYCIw)
Well, our vet son is very well-armed. And so are we.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2015 07:06 PM (FsuaD)
*My! Looky here what we found in your file. Says here you like em young
That depends on your definition of "young".
Posted by: Billy Jeff, Lord of AstroTurf at June 11, 2015 07:06 PM (KCruE)
Can't wait for them to get the nuclear codes! Yay!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2015 07:04 PM (FsuaD)
Saw your Wiesbaden note. We were in Hahn AFB until late 70's. Interesting times, yet somehow more stable than now.
Posted by: flounder at June 11, 2015 07:07 PM (ecDRv)
We Have all your files and are most impressed. You all have such big penis.
It a wonder you fear us at all?
What with our small Chinese a penis...
Posted by: Chinese at June 11, 2015 07:07 PM (GLrp1)
I just can't bear to believe he would have the real deal.
Posted by: PaleRider at June 11, 2015 07:07 PM (dkExz)
Posted by: Zombie Bob Barker at June 11, 2015 07:07 PM (UsgHM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2015 07:07 PM (GF78Y)
Posted by: Reggie Love, better than ever at June 11, 2015 07:07 PM (VAsIq)
maybe we shouldn't use the IRS as a welfare payment agency. maybe people should hold on to their own money and pay the IRS once a year.
Posted by: X at June 11, 2015 07:07 PM (xGNLA)
Posted by: Chris at June 11, 2015 07:08 PM (czzXR)
I am very sorry for the innocents caught up in this, esp. the Morons and their friends, families, and loved ones -- but to those who voted for Obama? Who hacked and/or shilled for him? The True Believers and Useful Idiots? Hope you get it Good and Hard.
Posted by: acethepug at June 11, 2015 07:08 PM (WK825)
Saw your Wiesbaden note. We were in Hahn AFB until late 70's. Interesting times, yet somehow more stable than now.
Posted by: flounder at June 11, 2015 07:07 PM (ecDRv)
I was thankfully so young I didn't know what was going on. And yes, things were much calmer then, in retrospect.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2015 07:08 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Lauren at June 11, 2015 07:08 PM (MYCIw)
Posted by: X at June 11, 2015 07:07 PM (xGNLA)
Billions but that is a rounding error with this debt.
Posted by: just saying at June 11, 2015 07:08 PM (wkuqO)
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Hobbled, but stable condition.
Posted by: John Kerry at June 11, 2015 07:09 PM (VAsIq)
Can I depend on these incompetent fuckers to let me know my information has been compromised?!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2015 07:10 PM (L+Tc2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2015 07:10 PM (GF78Y)
Weak-encrypiton on some login credentials that were the same as some OPM account, or someone emailing someone some details unencrypted...
Posted by: JEM (sometimes The Devoceleraptor) at June 11, 2015 07:10 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: just saying at June 11, 2015 07:10 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: Lauren at June 11, 2015 07:05 PM (MYCIw)
Service people may be deployed in a base or overseas.
Their families and friends, however, are listed right there ....
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 11, 2015 07:10 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at June 11, 2015 07:10 PM (7Kbxu)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 11, 2015 07:10 PM (OiH3z)
Forgive me, Lord.
He truly is an evil, evil little man-child.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2015 07:10 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: JEM (sometimes The Devoceleraptor) at June 11, 2015 07:11 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 11, 2015 07:11 PM (qCMvj)
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lol Middle Kingdom? like with all the dwarves and hobbits? lol
Posted by: LIV at June 11, 2015 07:11 PM (VAsIq)
I would say OPM has all the civilian contractors who have clearances.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2015 07:11 PM (GF78Y)
Plan for the worst case. So yeah ...
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 11, 2015 07:11 PM (0NdlF)
An undisclosed (so far) number of very young boys?
Posted by: Lark at June 11, 2015 07:11 PM (F/TlN)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 11, 2015 07:12 PM (JO9+V)
Teresa said I could sleep in the big house again.
Posted by: Jean F. LeKerry, Secretaire d'Etat at June 11, 2015 07:12 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 11, 2015 07:12 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: David Brooks, Kathleen Parker, et al at June 11, 2015 07:12 PM (FsuaD)
He's just a puppet. Nowhere near intelligent enough to be the Spock-level nine dimensional chess playing Machiavelli he's still purported to be.
Posted by: Doomed at June 11, 2015 07:12 PM (bGLSw)
It's now a billion times worse.
Not limited to Federal employees.
I myself may never have worked for the govt., but I do have an FBI file as long as my arm.
So maybe I'm in the hacked data as well!
I retract comment #1 ("1 Thank God I don't work for the Feds.").
Posted by: zombie at June 11, 2015 07:12 PM (jBuUi)
This is the point where I remind everyone of the excuse which was cooked up by the Phoenix VA brass after their horrible failures and malfeasances were revealed.
That they would of course have been happy to provide medical care to all of the vets on their secret waiting lists, but oh, too bad, so sad, the Phoenix VA had a severe _budget shortfall_ that fiscal year.
The purported hole in the budget was $11M.
That very same fiscal year, the very same Phoenix VA installed brand new solar carports to charge up electric cars, as part of the federal government's push to go "green". At a cost of $20M.
No circle of Hell sufficiently hot.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 11, 2015 07:12 PM (noWW6)
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You know what? After Dennis Hastert, at this point I'm just going to assume some kind of pedophile scandal whenever something like this happens. It seems to be running rampant wherever there are people in power.
Posted by: Kensington at June 11, 2015 07:13 PM (7Kbxu)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 11, 2015 07:13 PM (Ry8Bt)
He truly is an evil, evil little man-child.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2015 07:10 PM (FsuaD)
I'm very certain it is ok to hate evil. You are on safe ground.
Posted by: just saying at June 11, 2015 07:13 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: David Brooks at June 11, 2015 07:13 PM (KCruE)
Posted by: just saying
just billions according to the people saying this was a nothingburger too.
Posted by: X at June 11, 2015 07:13 PM (xGNLA)
Posted by: Chris at June 11, 2015 07:08 PM (czzXR)
Mark Levin has been saying that the hacking is definitely an act of war.
Posted by: rickl at June 11, 2015 07:13 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2015 07:14 PM (GF78Y)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2015 07:14 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Doomed
I'm not seeing that line being pushed anymore among the left. They are focused on the failings of the right, to distract from the failure they elected. All they can do at this point is splutter "Historic!" and mumble about Bush.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 11, 2015 07:14 PM (VAsIq)
Fun fact: America is the "Pretty/Beautiful" Kingdom.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 11, 2015 07:14 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: JEM (sometimes The Devoceleraptor) at June 11, 2015 07:14 PM (o+SC1)
While they're at it, I wish whoever hacked the OPM database would also hack Obongo's transcripts. I could use a laugh.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 11, 2015 07:12 PM (oKE6c)
Why would our enemies do that when he is hastily tanking the republic with aplomb? With the MSM happily cheering him on? No good could come of that.
Posted by: flounder at June 11, 2015 07:14 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Old Blue at June 11, 2015 07:15 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Thor's feather duster at June 11, 2015 07:15 PM (JgC5a)
"Can't wait for them to get the nuclear codes! Yay"
1111
Posted by: Lauren at June 11, 2015 07:08 PM (MYCIw)
That last week this week 1234
Posted by: DOD at June 11, 2015 07:15 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Lark at June 11, 2015 07:15 PM (F/TlN)
MORE THAN A YEAR!!!!
Yes, by all means lets give the Top. Men. in the federal government all the power that they want.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 11, 2015 07:15 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 11, 2015 07:15 PM (0x/TW)
Well, time to go cash another fat pension check!
Posted by: Lois Lerner at June 11, 2015 07:15 PM (JO9+V)
"when Barky is either in jail for life"
Yeah right. He'll enjoy decades of second-guessing his successors, get even more money for his third and fourth autobiographies, and his wife will spend half a lifetime on the lecture circuit retailing the most blatantly racist cracks she can find anywhere as representative of all criticism of her and her husband. Because America - for that brief shining moment it seemed worthy of her pride, but deep down it wasn't.
Posted by: JPS at June 11, 2015 07:15 PM (9ziuC)
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 11, 2015 07:15 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 11, 2015 07:16 PM (8ZskC)
For a DoD Top Secret clearance, you give up references, who they interview to see if you're trustworthy and such.
If there's anything that *might* be used to pressure you it is supposed to be listed on the form - undiscovered crimes, drug habits, debts, etc. so that it can be evaluated as part of the clearing procedure.
This is approximately the worst kind of information to fall into the hands of foreign intelligence, and they got everybody's records back to about 1985, including mine.
Posted by: SparcVark at June 11, 2015 07:16 PM (YLLI8)
Posted by: rickl at June 11, 2015 07:13 PM (sdi6R)
Thank God we haven't sent our manufacturing base over there or anything.
Oh, wait...
Well at least someone made a buck off of it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 11, 2015 07:16 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: DOD
Remarkable! I have the same combination on my luggage.
Posted by: President Screwb at June 11, 2015 07:16 PM (tgnRB)
1111
Posted by: Lauren at June 11, 2015 07:08 PM (MYCIw)
That last week this week 1234
Posted by: DOD
I thought I told you jackasses to change it to only 3 digits so I can remember it!
Posted by: Presn't Obama at June 11, 2015 07:16 PM (VAsIq)
WW3 was a cyber war. China and Russia won. We'll spend the next decade or so hearing about it.
Posted by: Methos at June 11, 2015 07:16 PM (ZbV+0)
It's not like anyone knew what was going on, it's just that we knew it wasn't being taken seriously.
Posted by: JEM (sometimes The Devoceleraptor) at June 11, 2015 07:17 PM (o+SC1)
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Look upon my grades, ye mighty, and despair!
Posted by: Obamandias, SCOAMF of SCOAMF's at June 11, 2015 07:17 PM (7Kbxu)
That is what happens when you have shitty and no leadership
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2015 07:17 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: The Chinese at June 11, 2015 07:17 PM (8ZskC)
When they want to know your friends and family; you have to provide their names, relationship, and current addresses.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2015 07:17 PM (GF78Y)
Posted by: Mr Pink at June 11, 2015 07:17 PM (VRJMx)
Posted by: Skull, with a limp wrist at June 11, 2015 07:17 PM (VAsIq)
Background checks, oh wonderful.
Now they're just trying to scare the crap out of everyone so they can say in the end, it wasn't that bad.
Posted by: Lostris Mahuna at June 11, 2015 07:17 PM (uOOCL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2015 07:17 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2015 07:10 PM (L+Tc2)
Well they are sending Feds email saying the email address they will get an email from if their info has been hacked. And to stay calm.
So, what do you think?
Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 11, 2015 07:17 PM (vmMMi)
focused on the failings of the right, to distract from the failure they
elected. All they can do at this point is splutter "Historic!" and
mumble about Bush.
* * *
Fair enough, but I don't see any genuine retractions of the former fellative hagiographies, either. Nothing they falsely reported about the pre-fab child-man destroyer has or will be memoryholed. Awakened individuals, yes, but the media? No.
Posted by: Doomed at June 11, 2015 07:18 PM (bGLSw)
This is outrageous.
Posted by: Iblis at June 11, 2015 07:18 PM (9221z)
Start walking barefoot as much as possible. Shoe and boots will be a premium in The Burning Time.
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at June 11, 2015 07:18 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: jmel at June 11, 2015 07:18 PM (L4ZDM)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2015 07:18 PM (vX0qt)
Not sure if its obvious or not, but Gutierrez is backing Hillary Clinton.
Weasel Zippers
I love it when they eat their own
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2015 07:18 PM (rDqRv)
I worked for an aerospace company and they paid for my clearance, but I don't suppose that makes any difference.
Also have a file with the FBI, very basic info... fingerprints, etc.
Fan-fucking-tastic.
Top.Men.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2015 07:18 PM (L+Tc2)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 11, 2015 07:18 PM (Edob3)
No to mention vet son.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2015 07:18 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 11, 2015 07:18 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 11, 2015 07:19 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: despair at June 11, 2015 07:19 PM (J6suc)
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Look upon my grades, ye mighty, and despair!
Posted by: Obamandias
WTF!? How can you get a grade of "Present" in every class?
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 11, 2015 07:19 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Lostris Mahuna at June 11, 2015 07:19 PM (uOOCL)
Posted by: Doomed at June 11, 2015 07:19 PM (bGLSw)
Tar. Feathers. President and OPM administration. Congressional Oversight committee members. Some assembly required.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 11, 2015 07:19 PM (ftdxp)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 11, 2015 07:19 PM (FCPu0)
Posted by: Old Blue at June 11, 2015 07:20 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: @votermom at June 11, 2015 07:20 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: jmel
Of course it does! What's important to you, and that's what's important to me.
Posted by: Pander Bear Party at June 11, 2015 07:20 PM (VAsIq)
Ark is stored? How a total fuckwit like Obama got into Columbia and
Harvard?
Dak lak rak mak, dak tak tak.
Posted by: Some guest at an air force base in NM, identified by China for further intelligence gathering at June 11, 2015 07:20 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2015 07:20 PM (FsuaD)
Except you know, their home addresses and likely their credit information.
Posted by: Lauren at June 11, 2015 07:20 PM (MYCIw)
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It already didn't matter. Which of those guys was really going to even attempt to turn anything around, really?
Posted by: Kensington at June 11, 2015 07:20 PM (7Kbxu)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 11, 2015 07:19 PM (FCPu0)
yeah the corner near the crapper
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2015 07:20 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2015 07:20 PM (GF78Y)
Posted by: Confuzzled at June 11, 2015 07:20 PM (cmUfZ)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2015 07:20 PM (Z9g7j)
Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 11, 2015 07:17 PM (vmMMi)
Fucked, in all caps?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2015 07:20 PM (L+Tc2)
I'll do something. I'll have a single-malt scotch.
*hic*
Posted by: John Boehner at June 11, 2015 07:21 PM (8ZskC)
Obama spotted and photographed on a balcony recently with what looks like a pack of cigs. Reporter asks Obama spokesliar if it is in fact a pack of cigs.
He instantly replies NO!, almost before the questioner stops asking.
So she says well, what was it. He doesn't know what it was, but is apparently certain it wasn't the exact same thing it looks like.
Posted by: JD at June 11, 2015 07:21 PM (TzeLs)
Nothing can be done. NOTHING. Did anyone watch any of the MSM news shows? Are we still looking for escaped convicts and nothing said about this?
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 11, 2015 07:21 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Confuzzled at June 11, 2015 07:20 PM
- - - - - -
Short answer....Yes.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2015 07:21 PM (Z9g7j)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 11, 2015 07:21 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: @votermom at June 11, 2015 07:21 PM (cbfNE)
The prime contractors on DoD's major programs are also a complete clown circus when it comes to infosec.
Right now, the United States is betting the farm on the F-35 program. Except it's been reported there are intrusion fingerprints all over the place in the systems of the firms who are actually building the jets, and who are writing the code to run and integrate all of its subsystems.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 11, 2015 07:22 PM (noWW6)
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We just need veto-proof majorities!!1!!
Posted by: Hopeless Republican Stalwart at June 11, 2015 07:22 PM (7Kbxu)
Wtf is going on?
Posted by: Mr Pink at June 11, 2015 07:22 PM (VRJMx)
*hic*
Posted by: John Boehner at June 11, 2015 07:21 PM (8ZskC)
Honestly, that's probably the most honest response of all to this admin.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 11, 2015 07:22 PM (GEICT)
Sorry, but I know there are some horror fans here who may be interested (assuming someone didn't already mention)
Posted by: acethepug at June 11, 2015 07:22 PM (WK825)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 11, 2015 07:22 PM (Ry8Bt)
__________________________
Not over yet, the fundamental transformation is merely beginning. Wait until 45 million illegal are granted voting privileges. Thaaat's when the fun begins.
Posted by: BuckIV at June 11, 2015 07:22 PM (CLfqv)
Posted by: jmel at June 11, 2015 07:18 PM (L4ZDM)
New Direction! Change! Morning in America! New Direction! Change! Hurr Durr!
Posted by: GOP at June 11, 2015 07:23 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: The GOP at June 11, 2015 07:23 PM (J6suc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2015 07:23 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: @votermom at June 11, 2015 07:23 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Sean Connery at June 11, 2015 07:23 PM (VAsIq)
I'm just sayin, deluxe playset or no deal.
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at June 11, 2015 07:23 PM (zauWW)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 11, 2015 07:23 PM (8/umi)
IT security people have been pulling out their hair for a very long
time. No one listens to them because they are just geeks out to ruin
your fun and rain on your parade. Them bastages!
Posted by: Old Blue at June 11, 2015 07:20 PM (9iR5/)
Stock lib answer already robotically trotted out:"well, if the gubmnt paid worth a crap, they would have a decent IT
department...However, the private sector always pays better!!!"
Actual answer.
Posted by: flounder at June 11, 2015 07:23 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 11, 2015 07:24 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 11, 2015 06:58 PM (OiH3z)
Unlikely. The war already happened, and the US lost.And once the debt goes boom we'll get to see whether Chinese Communists are worse than American Communists.
Posted by: Lark at June 11, 2015 07:24 PM (F/TlN)
Posted by: Old Blue at June 11, 2015 07:24 PM (9iR5/)
Damn that's important. NOTHING, I repeat NOTHING on the data breech
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 11, 2015 07:24 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: @votermom at June 11, 2015 07:24 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: Lark
Their food's better.
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 11, 2015 07:25 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: The GOP at June 11, 2015 07:25 PM (J6suc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2015 07:25 PM (GF78Y)
Second look at heroin?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2015 07:23 PM (FsuaD)
Learning Mandarin, might be a better choice.
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 11, 2015 07:25 PM (0FSuD)
Nope; 2016 is irrelevant.
It all ended in November 2008. Once that terrorist obama was given the keys to the federal government, it was over.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 11, 2015 07:25 PM (Ry8Bt)
Wtf is going on?
Posted by: Mr Pink at June 11, 2015 07:22 PM (VRJMx)
That's why they're news reporters and not truth reporters.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 11, 2015 07:25 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2015 07:25 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 11, 2015 07:25 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 11, 2015 07:25 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: The New York Times at June 11, 2015 07:25 PM (8ZskC)
Because vampire.
Posted by: Kensington at June 11, 2015 07:25 PM (7Kbxu)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 11, 2015 07:26 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Lostris Mahuna at June 11, 2015 07:26 PM (uOOCL)
Posted by: The GOP at June 11, 2015 07:26 PM (J6suc)
Posted by: Biggie Large at June 11, 2015 07:26 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2015 07:26 PM (GF78Y)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 11, 2015 07:26 PM (qCMvj)
Posted by: Pander Bear Party at June 11, 2015 07:27 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: The GOP at June 11, 2015 07:27 PM (J6suc)
*hic*
Posted by: John Boehner at June 11, 2015 07:27 PM (8ZskC)
Posted by: Chinese at June 11, 2015 07:27 PM (VAsIq)
They repeat what their well cultivated inside source told them.
That makes them repeaters, not reporters.
Fricken rumor mongers.
Posted by: Lostris Mahuna at June 11, 2015 07:27 PM (uOOCL)
Posted by: despair at June 11, 2015 07:28 PM (J6suc)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at June 11, 2015 07:28 PM (W6ipS)
Posted by: Lark at June 11, 2015 07:28 PM (F/TlN)
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Remember all those numbnut dipcraps calling for Bush to resign right after the election because they just couldn't bear the thought of waiting two more months for that JEF to start...doing his thing?
Posted by: Kensington at June 11, 2015 07:28 PM (7Kbxu)
Unlikely. The war already happened, and the US lost.And once the debt goes boom we'll get to see whether Chinese Communists are worse than American Communists.
Posted by: Lark at June 11, 2015 07:24 PM (F/TlN)No war is every fought just in cyberspace. Anyone who believes that is an idiot.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at June 11, 2015 07:28 PM (OiH3z)
Posted by: Sen. John "GrrArrg" McCain at June 11, 2015 07:28 PM (uctT+)
I have actually heard public sector workers here in Commiefornia get butthurt and defensive when their platinum-plated pay and retirement packages are brought up, and have heard them say indignantly,
"WELL. Those of us who have SACRIFICED to SERVE THE PUBLIC don't get STOCK OPTIONS the way those of you in the private sector do. None of us in government are going to GET RICH OFF AN IPO."
I'm sure this will come as news to a bunch of you who are holding down private sector jobs that simply by dint of being in the private sector, a shower of stock market riches are shortly to descend upon you.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 11, 2015 07:29 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2015 07:20 PM (Z9g7j)
Serious question, would it help to change accounts or would they just have the new stuff anyway?
Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 11, 2015 07:29 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: Lostris Mahuna
I'll take a crack at 'em. I already took down Iron Monger.
Posted by: Tony Stark at June 11, 2015 07:29 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Robinson at June 11, 2015 07:29 PM (+1K+6)
Posted by: despair
Yes. *giggles*
Posted by: Reggie at June 11, 2015 07:29 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Garrett at June 11, 2015 07:29 PM (GLrp1)
That's real retarded, sir.
Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at June 11, 2015 07:30 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2015 07:30 PM (GF78Y)
two of the meanings are 'horse' and 'Obama should be getting people coffee for a living'
Posted by: Biggie Large at June 11, 2015 07:30 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: Kensington at June 11, 2015 07:28 PM (7Kbxu)
Remember The Office of the President-Elect?
They even had a Latin motto, which, when translated meant, "I went boom boom in my pants".
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 11, 2015 07:30 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Gallup Poll at June 11, 2015 07:30 PM (J6suc)
Posted by: Patches O'Houlihan at June 11, 2015 07:30 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: irongrampa at June 11, 2015 07:31 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 11, 2015 07:31 PM (7RXcs)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2015 07:32 PM (rDqRv)
Or the Secretary of State? Oh, wait. Harf.
Or, the WH.Ha. You funny. He is golfing. Or iRegging. Or smoking. Or admiring his bird legs while his suits are taken in weekly.
What...WHAT is it going to take to get a righteous outburst from the leaders in Congress? A full on attack where they hold hands and sing again? This is an attack you simpering empty suits. Same as 9/11 only impacting more people of the country you swore to protect. Someone? Anyone?
It is a scary thought that morons are more aware than most of DC, no?
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 11, 2015 07:32 PM (FCPu0)
Posted by: Garrett at June 11, 2015 07:32 PM (GLrp1)
Remember all those numbnut dipcraps calling for Bush to resign right after the election because they just couldn't bear the thought of waiting two more months for that JEF to start...doing his thing?
Yes I do. They wanted obama to "fix" the economy right away.
And obama obliged them by having a podium plaque specially fabricated with the "seal" of the president-elect.
obama started presidentin' before he was sworn in so he could, as he put it, hit the ground running.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 11, 2015 07:32 PM (Ry8Bt)
Knowing you're a target, identifying the attack, and dealing with it appropriately - may not be 100% secure but you do what you can.
Identifying an attack in progress, responding appropriately even if you weren't able to shut the door immediately.
And then there's cluelessly spreading your butthole for a year when all that matters is Amazon's ability to ship K-Y to Shanghai.
Posted by: JEM (sometimes The Devoceleraptor) at June 11, 2015 07:33 PM (o+SC1)
The US has always been a day late and a dollar short on espionage because it conflicted with our sense of fair play. Even the Brits thought we were foolish.
Forget all our white hat hackers. If I were in charge, I'd have every black hat hacker I could hire on the payroll and I'd make those other assholes pay.
Posted by: Old Blue at June 11, 2015 07:33 PM (9iR5/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
That was us, too--we used to steal them one at a time.
Posted by: Chinese at June 11, 2015 07:33 PM (VAsIq)
Speaking of which, Obamacare cleared a key procedural hurdle in the House today, lining it up for a vote tomorrow, which is expected to be close. Intense pressure is being exerted both by Obama's machine as well as by the DIABLO bloc (Paul Ryan in the forefront of that).
It wouldn't hurt to call your House rep's D.C. office early tomorrow and voice some stern disapproval of the bill.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 11, 2015 07:33 PM (noWW6)
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.Zombie, you are painting with an extremely broad brush there. I am sure there are tons of Federal employees who do think that way, but as a former DOD Fed employee (and retired Navy Chief with 22 years AD) who knows hundreds more like me, I can assure you that is not a true blanket statement for the people I worked with in DOD.
And you are saying I need to learn a hard lesson that big Government is not the answer and my life along with that of my wife needs to made miserable? Seriously?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 11, 2015 07:33 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: Slippery Pete at June 11, 2015 07:33 PM (BDZWU)
Remember The Office of the President-Elect?
The fuck, bro?
You couldn't wait a minute until I finished my comment? You had to sweep the rug out from under me?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 11, 2015 07:33 PM (Ry8Bt)
Posted by: Confuzzled at June 11, 2015 07:33 PM (cmUfZ)
Something a foreign gubmint might be willing to cough up a few millions for.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 11, 2015 07:34 PM (8/umi)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 11, 2015 07:34 PM (FCPu0)
Nope; 2016 is irrelevant.
It all ended in November 2008. Once that terrorist obama was given the keys to the federal government, it was over.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 11, 2015 07:25 PM (Ry8Bt)
I agree. He then proceeded to create a shadow government run by unconstitutional, unaccountable "czars" who were undoubtedly pro-Communist or pro-Muslim. He also nominated judges who graduated from law schools dominated by Communists, who teach that "social justice" trumps the Constitution.
And Congress just rubber-stamped them.
Posted by: rickl at June 11, 2015 07:34 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: The PRC at June 11, 2015 07:34 PM (uctT+)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 11, 2015 07:34 PM (on01m)
.
Completely wrong. Completely uninformed. Completely stupid.
Standard.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 11, 2015 07:35 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Chinese at June 11, 2015 07:33 PM (VAsIq)
OK, can I buy mine back. It takes hours to put that form together. Make me an offer
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2015 07:35 PM (rDqRv)
Posted by: steinmetz at June 11, 2015 07:35 PM (CrYC8)
Because of obama, every single federal department is rotten to the core. FBI, CIA, all of them. It'll take a generation to clean them up -- which will never happen.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 11, 2015 07:35 PM (Ry8Bt)
Posted by: steinmetz at June 11, 2015 07:35 PM (CrYC
ouch
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2015 07:35 PM (rDqRv)
As a sayer of soothe, you should have seen that coming.
Posted by: Garrett at June 11, 2015 07:36 PM (GLrp1)
We bitch an' moan about the NSA and the IRA and the FBI. We shake a finger and say, "You better not look at our stuff! We have a Constitution!"
Yeah.
But what about OTHER GOVERNMENTS? They don't need to obey any of our laws.
This whole "Let's run the world with computers" thing is looking dumber and dumber every damned day.
Posted by: RKae at June 11, 2015 07:36 PM (ME3Du)
Where, there is your problem, Emperor Inept, you won the political battle, stop campaigning and execute your position.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 11, 2015 07:36 PM (NaeCR)
It all ended in November 2008. Once that terrorist obama was given the keys to the federal government, it was over.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 11, 2015 07:25 PM (Ry8Bt)
We can pray. I still do not believe that the NSA would not catch this hack.
You think this could happen in Israel? Shit they are hacking the security firms and not getting caught.
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 11, 2015 07:36 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: just saying at June 11, 2015 07:36 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: The Boot Licking MSM at June 11, 2015 07:36 PM (eV59V)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky,
Ooh! He should put on his mom jeans and bicycle helmet!
Posted by: Turd Ferguson at June 11, 2015 07:36 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 11, 2015 07:37 PM (Ry8Bt)
What percentage of the federal budget does the DOD get again?
It's not aimed at you, don't take it personally. On the whole, most of the feds is not defense related ... and most of it is bureaucracy, which is built around perpetuating its own existence.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 11, 2015 07:37 PM (0NdlF)
And a Hammer-fest this weekend sounds GREAT! Gonna watch all his Dracula movies, and a few with Cushing, and even "The Beast Must Die" from Amicus(?)
Posted by: acethepug at June 11, 2015 07:37 PM (WK825)
What? What could go wrong with going on-line with everything so it can accessed from any starbucks cafe world-wide?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 11, 2015 07:37 PM (NaeCR)
well, obama did say his would be the most transparent administration...
Posted by: steinmetz at June 11, 2015 07:35 PM (CrYC8 )
A+ post.
Posted by: Lark at June 11, 2015 07:37 PM (F/TlN)
Posted by: The MSM at June 11, 2015 07:37 PM (0cMkb)
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Completely wrong. Completely uninformed. Completely stupid.
Standard.
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.,See my #266. The original comment went way beyond personal.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 11, 2015 07:37 PM (iONHu)
Uh Oh. Flaming skull. That's never a good sign.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 11, 2015 07:34 PM (on01m)
What's up TR? Did you get that huge T storm a couple of nights ago?
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 11, 2015 07:38 PM (0FSuD)
Inexpiable omen.
You could not slaughter enough goats to make that right. In a sane world the augurs would have removed him from office immediately.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at June 11, 2015 07:38 PM (W6ipS)
Posted by: torabora at June 11, 2015 07:38 PM (7aUWM)
I would find it reassuring to see President Obama enjoying Chinese beer.
We have always been friends with the People's Republic of China. Always, since the very beginning.
Posted by: Lostris Mahuna at June 11, 2015 07:38 PM (uOOCL)
Standard.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 11, 2015 07:35 PM (GEICT)
You think zombie is wrong, uninformed, and stupid?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 11, 2015 07:39 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at June 11, 2015 07:39 PM (HvEH7)
Global warming.
Posted by: Gwyneth's steaming hooha at June 11, 2015 07:40 PM (Cz/08)
Do you remember the speech not long after Obama was sworn in and the Presidential Seal fell off of his podium?
Inexpiable omen.
And the rat that ran in front of the podium? And the flies on JEF's face?
There's your signs.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2015 07:40 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Verbal Kint at June 11, 2015 07:40 PM (LF5/M)
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader
Don't be absurd--we outsourced that job to Iran and North Korea years ago.
Posted by: Chinese at June 11, 2015 07:40 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: PiperPaul at June 11, 2015 07:41 PM (vacPn)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 11, 2015 07:41 PM (Ry8Bt)
And rubbed their hands together gleefully.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2015 07:41 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: General Martin Dempsey at June 11, 2015 07:42 PM (0FSuD)
I'm no Irongrampa; I'm a not particularly sturdy 71-yo woman with a disabled husband. We might be able to take out one or two if they came at us with a SWAT team, if we were particularly lucky, but realistically, if the pogroms come, we're dead.
So I'm thinking seriously about giving my health a break, and mentally moving to Skyrim, where at least my character can go after evil with a chance of surviving, which the real me couldn't.
Posted by: Empire1 at June 11, 2015 07:42 PM (WdDnr)
It's not aimed at you, don't take it personally. On the whole, most of the feds is not defense related ... and most of it is bureaucracy, which is built around perpetuating its own existence
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.DOD is the largest employer of Civilians in the entire Federal Government by an order of magnitude.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 11, 2015 07:42 PM (iONHu)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 11, 2015 07:42 PM (+aCe4)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 11, 2015 07:42 PM (fLKzW)
And I have no appetite. But husband does.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2015 07:42 PM (FsuaD)
The fucking asswipe in chief doesn't want to be bothered with all that politicin' and world burnin' stuff so he watches sports to get away from it all?
Fuck me - we don't have to wait for SMOD. The nukes will do the job just fine.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 11, 2015 07:43 PM (sH832)
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at June 11, 2015 07:43 PM (HvEH7)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at June 11, 2015 07:44 PM (W6ipS)
Global warming
I think that when the nukes go off, the temperature does climb, yes.
Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 11, 2015 07:44 PM (sH832)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale
Well I am and it is nice. Much better since I quit reading the papers where I found out all kinds of outrageous things.
Posted by: Barry Obama at June 11, 2015 07:44 PM (sQzB6)
Umbrella through a gate? I wonder how he had children.
You think they're his? Bwahahahahahaha. They could be, if Mooch used a turkey baster.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2015 07:44 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2015 07:44 PM (24ct0)
Posted by: Weasel at June 11, 2015 07:44 PM (e3bId)
Sounds like the perfect guy to handle unlimited constant surveillance of everyone in the US.
He'll keep all our information secure.
Posted by: The Republicans that Voted for Patriot Act II: Electric Boogaloo
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 11, 2015 07:44 PM (kdS6q)
Umbrella through a gate? I wonder how he had children.
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at June 11, 2015 07:43 PM (HvEH7)
I helped out
Posted by: Reggie at June 11, 2015 07:44 PM (0FSuD)
Ummmmm right. Obamacare having been a while ago.
ObamaTRADE.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 11, 2015 07:44 PM (noWW6)
The IRS, CIA, State Dept, and many other departments arefull of people who see themselves as the law, social justice warriors, and world citzens first.
They HATE the peasants they "serve".
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 11, 2015 07:44 PM (m3iiU)
Posted by: Buzzion at June 11, 2015 07:44 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: freaked at June 11, 2015 07:45 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Empire1 at June 11, 2015 07:42 PM (WdDnr)
I've considered almost the same. But then I think take one with you.
Posted by: just saying at June 11, 2015 07:45 PM (wkuqO)
Oh I think obama long-fantasized about being a supreme ruler.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 11, 2015 07:45 PM (Ry8Bt)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2015 07:46 PM (GF78Y)
Posted by: torquewrench at June 11, 2015 07:46 PM (noWW6)
This is it...!
Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic at June 11, 2015 07:46 PM (PA7DS)
Dude, they have exactly the same priorities and objectives as our media, so TFG's secrets are safe... excepting those about about how enchanting he is!!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 11, 2015 07:46 PM (c41Rr)
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at June 11, 2015 07:46 PM (HvEH7)
who have to have all of Obama dirty secrets by now given all the successful hacking of...well, everything
haven't started releasing his info ju-u-u-u-u-ust to dick with him.
Just becuz they can.
That seems like the obvious and perfect Putin move.
I guess that means the Russians got squat.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 11, 2015 07:46 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2015 07:47 PM (FsuaD)
Umbrella through a gate? I wonder how he had children.
You think they're his? Bwahahahahahaha. They could be, if Mooch used a turkey baster.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2015 07:44 PM (FsuaD)
It's been a while since I've seen pictures of his spawn but the older one is certainly his. She looks too much like him which is about as bad as saying she looks too much like her mom.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 11, 2015 07:47 PM (z/Ubi)
And, it turns out all the data files were unencrypted. Everything in f'ing "data.txt" files.
Not even the most cursory of data security.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 11, 2015 07:47 PM (kdS6q)
Well the Russians have our IRS data and the Chinese our background
checks - next year you'll have to petition Russia for your tax refund,
but they will run your background check through the Chinese for
approval. Even then it'll probably be more efficient than the system we
have now.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at June 11, 2015 07:47 PM (eV59V)
And we appreciate every one of them, Ace.
Thanks.
Posted by: Garrett at June 11, 2015 07:47 PM (GLrp1)
TPP- The ruling class gets together to finally kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
I pray I'm wrong, but evidence seems to be pointing to me being right.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 11, 2015 07:48 PM (0x/TW)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2015 07:48 PM (L+Tc2)
I guess things have to get as bad as need be before the straightening out begins.
It could stop at any point here and we could begin the resolution, okay?
Posted by: irongrampa at June 11, 2015 07:48 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at June 11, 2015 07:48 PM (HvEH7)
zombie has the right of it. There are no innocents working in government. Who Obama was was known before he took office any anyone still taking a government paycheck has chosen to be his servant. You may not bear the same level of guilt as those people at NSA or the IRS, but you're still part of it.
Posted by: Methos at June 11, 2015 07:48 PM (ZbV+0)
And we appreciate every one of them, Ace.
Thanks.
Posted by: Garrett at June 11, 2015 07:47 PM (GLrp1)
Ok...that's funny.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 11, 2015 07:48 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at June 11, 2015 07:48 PM (W6ipS)
Posted by: Empire1 at June 11, 2015 07:42 PM (WdDnr)
I've considered almost the same. But then I think take one with you.
Posted by: just saying at June 11, 2015 07:45 PM (wkuqO)
*******
I have. Don't go most places political anymore, here included. I do drop in from time to time but I simply cannot stand where we are headed. I play online poker and trivia games mostly. Don't even go to Drudge anymore.... it is all too depressing.
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 11, 2015 07:49 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2015 07:49 PM (GF78Y)
Oh I think obama long-fantasized about being a supreme ruler.
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"Many Bothans got away scot-free to give us this information."
Posted by: PRC Spymaster at June 11, 2015 07:49 PM (ry4ab)
Wow it's really falling apart quickly now isn't it. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I've been feeling kinda numb latley.
Posted by: freaked at June 11, 2015 07:45 PM (BO/km)
Yep. It feels kind of like standing at the precipice, looking over the edge, and anticipating the next strong wind.
Posted by: flounder at June 11, 2015 07:49 PM (ecDRv)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 11, 2015 07:47 PM (kdS6q)
Please tell me this is a joke.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2015 07:49 PM (L+Tc2)
Posted by: Methos at June 11, 2015 07:48 PM (ZbV+0)
Be sure to let Washington Nearsider, Bannion and multiple other commenters and cobs know that.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 11, 2015 07:50 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 11, 2015 07:50 PM (uctT+)
I think I may stop reading the news again.
I think I speak for many when I say that never, ever, in my lifetime, under any president (including Carter and Clinton), was I afraid for the safety and security of my country as I am since 2008. And it grows deeper daily, which is why sometimes I just quit reading. It is a bottomless pit of despair and horror and disgust. And GOP leaders? You are going right down the pit with him. Now is your time and ::crickets::
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 11, 2015 07:50 PM (FCPu0)
Posted by: Empire1 at June 11, 2015 07:42 PM (WdDnr)
I've considered almost the same. But then I think take one with you.
Posted by: just saying at June 11, 2015 07:45 PM (wkuqO)
*******
I have. Don't go most places political anymore, here included. I do drop in from time to time but I simply cannot stand where we are headed. I play online poker and trivia games mostly. Don't even go to Drudge anymore.... it is all too depressing.
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime
You guys need some cheering up? PM me on Twitter!
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 11, 2015 07:51 PM (VAsIq)
Posted by: Mistress Overdone at June 11, 2015 07:51 PM (2/oBD)
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 11, 2015 07:51 PM (+aCe4)
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Oh I think obama long-fantasized about being a supreme ruler.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 11, 2015 07:45 PM (Ry8Bt)
Yeah but that's not being president. That falls more in line with the Hollywood idea of what the president does.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 11, 2015 07:51 PM (z/Ubi)
Husband is home and hungry.
And I'm too filled with rage to eat.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2015 07:51 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: ace at June 11, 2015 07:51 PM (PA7DS)
Just as soon as we get some experts in charge, this will all be taken care of. Have no fear.
Posted by: Lostris Mahuna at June 11, 2015 07:52 PM (uOOCL)
NB: I'm having fun with my Skyrim fanfic. It's tricky keeping things between game and story straight, but a lot easier on the BP and nerves.
Posted by: Empire1 at June 11, 2015 07:52 PM (WdDnr)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 11, 2015 07:52 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2015 07:52 PM (GF78Y)
If you've ever filled out an SF86 they know about you. Yes, real names are in those files, no, neighbor next door or neighbor two doors down is not used, their real names and addresses are along with everybody in your immediate family and people you went to school with along with previous employers info. Any arrest record, traffic ticket etc... If you put it down, and I know you did, because I've filled out my fair share of them, you're in the sweep and they will use that intel for their benefit, not yours.
That bastard in the WH did this, no one else.
Posted by: Gmac- Pulling in feelers in preperation... at June 11, 2015 07:52 PM (4CRfK)
Posted by: Reggie Love at June 11, 2015 07:53 PM (tgnRB)
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.
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.Did you want to come and brand the Mark of the Beast on everyone yourself?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 11, 2015 07:53 PM (iONHu)
I'm no Irongrampa; I'm a not particularly sturdy 71-yo woman with a disabled husband. We might be able to take out one or two if they came at us with a SWAT team, if we were particularly lucky, but realistically, if the pogroms come, we're dead.
So I'm thinking seriously about giving my health a break, and mentally moving to Skyrim, where at least my character can go after evil with a chance of surviving, which the real me couldn't.
Posted by: Empire1 at June 11, 2015 07:42 PM (WdDnr)
Yeah, I've been reading Paul Johnson's "The Birth of the Modern". It's about the period from roughly 1815-1830.
It's better reading about the birth of the modern world than watching the birth of the new Dark Age in real time.
Posted by: rickl at June 11, 2015 07:53 PM (sdi6R)
You guys need some cheering up? PM me on Twitter!
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 11, 2015 07:51 PM (VAsIq)
*********
Got any Huma Pics? Or are you so narcissistic that you only take pictures of your Johnson....
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 11, 2015 07:53 PM (fLKzW)
42 If the hackers have some good info on TFG and release it... Popcorn!
Hope they don't have that cabbie's name in Chicago.
Posted by: Reggie at June 11, 2015 07:53 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 11, 2015 07:49 PM (fLKzW)
I monitor my blood pressure. Routine morning bp was 130/80 had to deal with State govt. Just checked out of curiosity and it bumped to 147/ 85.
Posted by: just saying at June 11, 2015 07:53 PM (wkuqO)
Sorry, did you say something?
Can't you see we're very busy over here?
We're concocting the official rescue plan for Obamacare in case the subsidies get struck down by the Supreme Court next week.
So leave us be. This is important.
Posted by: Your Republican Party, working for you! at June 11, 2015 07:54 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Jerry at June 11, 2015 07:54 PM (F/TlN)
Posted by: Reggie at June 11, 2015 07:54 PM (VAsIq)
Or which ones are involved in illegal activities?
Do they have Preezy O's college records?
Or perhaps they now know what passport he traveled to Pakistan with?
I, for one, welcome these disclosures by our new Chinese/ Russian/ Hacker overlords.
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at June 11, 2015 07:54 PM (eV59V)
Posted by: RKae at June 11, 2015 07:36 PM (ME3Du)
This is what happens when you use the lowest bidder for cybersecurity. If this kind of failure can't be prevented, then quite frankly, systems that contain critical information should not be connected to the internet where any old hacker can have a go at them.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 11, 2015 07:54 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Chang at the NSA at June 11, 2015 07:55 PM (sdPF/)
Posted by: Reggie the Love Doll at June 11, 2015 07:55 PM (BO/km)
Now the Chinese know how many kids
Posted by: Jerry at June 11, 2015 07:54 PM (F/TlN)
FIFY
Posted by: Nip Sip at June 11, 2015 07:55 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2015 07:56 PM (vX0qt)
I'm going to start the mindy project an maybe have some whiskey. And tomorrow I'm going shopping.
Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 11, 2015 07:56 PM (vmMMi)
Posted by: rickl at June 11, 2015 07:53 PM (sdi6R)
We're headed to collander facemask world at a breakneck pace now.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 11, 2015 07:56 PM (HalrA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2015 07:56 PM (FsuaD)
My God in Heaven. Does the 2016 election even matter at this point?
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We do not know yet. Please send a list of candidates for our due consideration.
Posted by: PRC Spymaster at June 11, 2015 07:57 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: wooga at June 11, 2015 07:57 PM (yqyNY)
Posted by: Confuzzled at June 11, 2015 07:58 PM (cmUfZ)
In normal times, I would be feeling really boned about this but there so many other ways we're getting boned that this is barely a blip on the Boned Radar.
People will die because of this, and we'll hear nary a peep from the MFM.
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at June 11, 2015 07:58 PM (0RdKg)
Worth reminding ourselves that it's not as though Fedzilla had top-notch infosec precautions under Bush, either.
Obama failed to fix an inherited problem.
Which he inherited from GWB, who failed to fix an inherited problem.
Which he inherited from Clinton. Who failed to fix an inherited problem which he inherited from GWB's dad.
Lather rinse repeat.
Insofar as Obama deserves special blame, it's because the warning signs of systematic intrusion had become much more intense on his watch.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 11, 2015 07:58 PM (noWW6)
Despite all this, I still believe we will prevail.
I expect none of it will be easy, and some will be very bloody but because WE are Americans victory is ours.
My regret is that I may not live long enough to see that victory attained.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 11, 2015 07:59 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 11, 2015 07:59 PM (fLKzW)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 11, 2015 07:59 PM (7RXcs)
OPM did the same thing. Probably because that is how its always been done. Even though they are supposed to take mitigation measures ...
And lets also remember with the DoD networks, SecDef Gates ordered opened the firewall ports to Facebook and other social media places.
There is a lackadaisical and complacent mindset at play here.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2015 07:59 PM (GF78Y)
And I'm glad that no one will be more angry about that than the JEF.
In the meanwhile, Her Majesty, the Mooch, gave another angry commencement speech on Tuesday about how The Man held the Obamas down. Oh, how that nasty bitch and her bitch husband have suffered.
*types* *deletes*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2015 07:59 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at June 11, 2015 07:59 PM (HvEH7)
Posted by: Agent-J at June 11, 2015 07:59 PM (9Mtv3)
Posted by: Agent-J at June 11, 2015 07:59 PM (9Mtv3)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 11, 2015 07:42 PM (iONHu)
Using Wiki, I get
4.2 mil Fed employees (3.0 Mil DOD)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_federal_executive_departments
Of 3.23 mil DOD, 718k civilian
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Department_of_Defense
So 1.2 million non-DOD employees vs. 718k civilian DOD. (possibly different years, but should be close enough)
Care to list your numbers?
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 11, 2015 07:59 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 11, 2015 07:59 PM (tgnRB)
You know my number.
Posted by: Fritz at June 11, 2015 07:59 PM (GFrM3)
In reality, I can't even summon gallows humor anymore. I'm working on guillotine humor now!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 11, 2015 08:00 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: torquewrench at June 11, 2015 07:58 PM (noWW6)
This ain't the 1/2 of it.
Posted by: just saying at June 11, 2015 08:00 PM (wkuqO)
Posted by: Lostris Mahuna at June 11, 2015 08:00 PM (uOOCL)
So if anyone buys it, could you do me a solid and hack my student loan debt into nonexistence? Or just have Barack Obama personally take over the payments? Thanks.
Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at June 11, 2015 08:00 PM (HalrA)
"Who Obama was was known before he took office any anyone still taking a government paycheck has chosen to be his servant."
Methos, I like you from what I can tell. That said: Bull-f%^&ing-shit.
I took the oath before this President became Commander-in-Chief. My oath is to the Constitution. I haven't quit because my job (part time), in the event that something truly, unconventionally horrible happens, is to help save lives. I happen to believe this CiC has made that eventuality more likely. You'd rather I quit in protest, and watch from my civilian job when that day arrives, thinking, I could have helped. People are going to die that I could have saved.
Posted by: JPS at June 11, 2015 08:00 PM (9ziuC)
My God in Heaven. Does the 2016 election even matter at this point?
Nnnnnnnope.
"I would say the best part of the Obama administration would be his continuance of the protections of the homeland using, you know, the big metadata programs, the NSA being enhanced," Jeb Bush said on the Michael Medved radio show on Tuesday. "Even though he never defends it, even though he never openly admits it, there has been a continuation of a very important service, which is the first obligation I think of our national government is to keep us safe."
4.22.2015
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 11, 2015 08:01 PM (kdS6q)
remember Milli Vanilli's Dont Forget My Number?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 11, 2015 08:01 PM (Ry8Bt)
those of us who disagreed with Obama should have put in our two weeks
notice as soon as Romney lost? Get real
No I mean McCain. And only if you had any character. If the check representing funds that were stolen from the rest of us at gunpoint was more important to you then by all means stick with it.
Obama was always known to be *that* bad.
Posted by: Methos at June 11, 2015 08:01 PM (ZbV+0)
Posted by: dissent555 at June 11, 2015 08:02 PM (yR6A1)
Fritz-"FYI, I have exclusive, sensitive information that only a sexy, foreign honeypot can extract.
You know my number"
Sorry, but your job has been outsourced to China. Buh bye.
Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at June 11, 2015 08:02 PM (+aCe4)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 11, 2015 08:02 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 11, 2015 08:02 PM (fLKzW)
I wonder how many people will admit to having been TFG supporters after
the collapse. Will it be like in France where, once liberated, nobody
was a collaborator and everyone was in the resistance?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 11, 2015 07:59 PM (tgnRB)
I have a list with the worst ones, for when that moment will come.No way I'm letting the Communist rats escape.
Posted by: Lark at June 11, 2015 08:03 PM (F/TlN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 11, 2015 08:03 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Lark at June 11, 2015 08:03 PM (F/TlN)
God bless you
Posted by: just saying at June 11, 2015 08:04 PM (wkuqO)
Worth reminding ourselves that it's not as though Fedzilla had top-notch infosec precautions under Bush, either.
Obama failed to fix an inherited problem.
Which he inherited from GWB, who failed to fix an inherited problem.
Which he inherited from Clinton. Who failed to fix an inherited problem which he inherited from GWB's dad.
Lather rinse repeat.
Insofar as Obama deserves special blame, it's because the warning signs of systematic intrusion had become much more intense on his watch.
Posted by: torquewrench
All true of course. Bush was as big a Big Gubba'ment acolyte as Billy Clinton was even if Oblamo has outdone them both.
My snark was meant to imply that the Left is going to blame Boooosh for "cutting" taxes and spending - i mean "investment" (COUGH FART GAG) in the Federal government.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 11, 2015 08:04 PM (uctT+)
I think the spoils system is better than the "professional" government employee system we have now.
If public employees have a union, they're not serving the public.
And I remember the noise when we got the furlough letters. "We're innocent, make sure we get our proper paychecks!"
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 11, 2015 08:05 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: Truck Monkey is a Mime..... Serious at June 11, 2015 08:02 PM (fLKzW
Damn straight and I will lose my fucking mind if he ever stops keeping up morale by reminding us who we are.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2015 08:05 PM (L+Tc2)
Don't blame me.
Blame Algore... he invented the internet in the first place.
Posted by: GWB at June 11, 2015 08:05 PM (LF5/M)
He's SAVING us like a gazillion dollars!
Posted by: Weasel at June 11, 2015 08:06 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: exdem13 at June 11, 2015 08:06 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 11, 2015 08:06 PM (C7UJR)
I'm pretty sure I'm at types/deletes place so clearly I need liquor.
Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 11, 2015 08:06 PM (vmMMi)
time), in the event that something truly, unconventionally horrible
happens, is to help save lives.
Posted by: JPS at June 11, 2015 08:00 PM (9ziuC)
That, and somebody has to stay inside to open the gate.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 11, 2015 08:07 PM (NaeCR)
Posted by: Jebby Shrub at June 11, 2015 08:07 PM (fLKzW)
That bitch has to be involved in this somehow.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 11, 2015 08:08 PM (VRdqG)
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 11, 2015 08:08 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 11, 2015 08:00 PM (ftVQq)
I've been at bubonic plague/smallpox humor for 6 months or so
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 11, 2015 08:08 PM (7RXcs)
Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 11, 2015 08:06 PM (vmMMi)
I started when this thread was new.
Posted by: just saying at June 11, 2015 08:08 PM (wkuqO)
So the "good" majority lets the rest of them abuse the system to that degree? That's not painting a very convincing picture of innocence. At some point, the buck has to stop.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 11, 2015 08:08 PM (0NdlF)
Posted by: exdem13 at June 11, 2015 08:09 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 11, 2015 08:09 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Empire1 at June 11, 2015 08:09 PM (WdDnr)
Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at June 11, 2015 08:09 PM (NnN0z)
Posted by: Freddy the Freeloader at June 11, 2015 08:09 PM (HvEH7)
the collapse. Will it be like in France where, once liberated, nobody
was a collaborator and everyone was in the resistance?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at June 11, 2015 07:59 PM (tgnRB)
Not hard - same as THEY do - anybody who is a card carrying D is a pretty good clue.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 11, 2015 08:09 PM (NaeCR)
Posted by: Le-a is on a boat, MFers! at June 11, 2015 08:06 PM (cmmmi)
Wait....you haven't even started yet?????
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 11, 2015 08:09 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: Weasel at June 11, 2015 08:10 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Barry Obama at June 11, 2015 08:10 PM (sQzB6)
that is connected to the Internet in the first place. Am I missing
something? All sensitive information should be stored in a closed
system.
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 11, 2015 08:06 PM (C7UJR)
It is well known that this is the only way to avoid a hack, it is also expensive, cumbersome, and is never proposed by the low bidder crony that gets the IT contract!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 11, 2015 08:10 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: no good deed at June 11, 2015 08:10 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: mrp at June 11, 2015 08:11 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2015 08:11 PM (GF78Y)
Posted by: Jebby Shrub at June 11, 2015 08:11 PM (fLKzW)
Why you guys keep listening to broken record I'll never understand.
Posted by: Cruzinator at June 11, 2015 08:11 PM (C7UJR)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 11, 2015 08:09 PM (NaeCR)
Or a member of the GOP leadership!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 11, 2015 08:11 PM (ftVQq)
Moved to Skyrim. Paid Farengar a dragonbone and two scales for a warmth
spell on my armor. May see you on the non-political weekend threads.
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Awesomeness, old girl, have fun storming the castle!
I will be going back to SWTOR soon, ready to save at least one Republic from itself and the Sith-class monsters wanting to destroy it. Posted by: exdem13 at June 11, 2015 08:12 PM (ry4ab)
Simpler premise...
You get faster technical innovation in a free society.... its a historic trend which the US took to warp speed...
Right now, those of us who work Computer Security are hampered by a huge amount of oversight and rules. We can't make the changes we need to actually fix security... because it takes so long for any change to get through the system...
Hackers, are more free to innovate than we are.... so they are winning...
Posted by: BB Wolf at June 11, 2015 08:12 PM (qh617)
it was as if 4 to 5 years never existed. The best we can hope for is to be able to forget and never / rarely speak of 2008-2016.
interestingly, coins from the Vichy era were still being used more than twenty years later. As I recall, they were inscribed 'Etat Francaise' instead of 'Republique Francaise'. 'French state' instead of 'French republic'
Posted by: Biggie Large at June 11, 2015 08:12 PM (8CdUx)
Posted by: Sheriff Buford T. Justice at June 11, 2015 08:13 PM (JO9+V)
Anyone who isn't a team player, anyone who stirs up trouble, anyone who is investigating things that would embarrass the President spends the rest of their time in civil service cleaning porta potties in Fairbanks, and that's only if they are not accused of a crime and in prison. (See the whistle blowers testimony in the senate hearings as reported on fox.)
Posted by: Lostris Mahuna at June 11, 2015 08:14 PM (uOOCL)
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 11, 2015 08:14 PM (ftVQq)
Posted by: Chinese Hackers at June 11, 2015 08:14 PM (GrXXa)
Right? I seriously doubt we'll even be notified for months. They will spend half the summer denying it's even a problem.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2015 08:14 PM (L+Tc2)
I hates this keyboard!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 11, 2015 08:14 PM (ftVQq)
I'm thinking liqour & ammo...and porn, for bartering with morons
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 11, 2015 08:16 PM (7RXcs)
Posted by: Reggie the Love Doll at June 11, 2015 08:16 PM (BO/km)
So the "good" majority lets the rest of them abuse the system to that degree? That's not painting a very convincing picture of innocence. At some point, the buck has to stop.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at June 11, 2015 08:08 PM (0NdlF)
Just like "good cops" tend to look the other way when "bad cops" do their thing.
Good government workers = Good Germans?
Posted by: rickl at June 11, 2015 08:16 PM (sdi6R)
I'm thinking liqour & ammo...and porn, for bartering with morons
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 11, 2015 08:16 PM (7RXcs)
Buy GOLD!
Posted by: G Gordon Liddy at June 11, 2015 08:17 PM (qh617)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 11, 2015 08:16 PM (7RXcs)
Dime Girls!
Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 11, 2015 08:17 PM (NaeCR)
I wonder how many people will admit to having been TFG supporters after the collapse.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig
After? Waaaaay ahead of you.
I deny supporting him while I'm voting for his bills.
Posted by: Thom Tillis - Stherious Cthonservative
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 11, 2015 08:18 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2015 08:18 PM (GF78Y)
No duh, there are some good peeps, but there are also a lot of not so good peeps.
Posted by: East Bay KG at June 11, 2015 08:18 PM (YUrE9)
Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at June 11, 2015 08:19 PM (0RdKg)
Oh and thank goodness that impeachment is off the table for our first african american president.
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at June 11, 2015 08:19 PM (TV9BR)
Posted by: Weasel at June 11, 2015 08:19 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 11, 2015 08:19 PM (ODxAs)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig
Try to find a Carter supporter. It's easier to find Sasquatch.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 11, 2015 08:19 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Bob at the NSA at June 11, 2015 08:19 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 11, 2015 08:20 PM (7RXcs)
what shall we use for barter? Liqour, ammo, cigarrettes? Food is too hard to stockpile. Not near as many smokers as there used to be.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah
I plan to travel light.
All I need is a tube of lipstick -- and a willingness to debase myself.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 11, 2015 08:20 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 11, 2015 08:21 PM (7RXcs)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 11, 2015 08:22 PM (UVfht)
Think we can have a little peek at the Kate Upton part of the files?
Posted by: Weasel
For extra dark humor, the FBI cyber-crimes unit was patting itself on the back this week for narrowing down the location of the "Fappening" hacker.
While missing all this other stuff.
Priorities.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 11, 2015 08:23 PM (kdS6q)
least one Republic from itself and the Sith-class monsters wanting to
destroy it.
Posted by: exdem13 at June 11, 2015 08:12 PM (ry4ab)....................Hey now. Anyway, technically I'm a Revanite, but don't tell the Emperor or we'll have to have another *accident*.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 11, 2015 08:23 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 11, 2015 08:23 PM (7RXcs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2015 08:24 PM (GF78Y)
HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2015 08:24 PM (L+Tc2)
Joe "Choo-Choo" Biden
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at June 11, 2015 08:24 PM (TV9BR)
http://www.ufunk.net/en/gadgets/lovely/
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2015 08:24 PM (GF78Y)
deletes
types
deletes
Fucking fucks wouldn't do a damn thing if we were straight out attacked. Planes would stand down, troops die in their barracks, the missiles would stay in their silos.
But nope, nobody does nothin' about it, nosiree, can't rock the boat, wouldn't be responsible.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at June 11, 2015 08:24 PM (m9V0o)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2015 08:14 PM (L+Tc2)
Most of the basic info you'll need is already on the OPM website.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 11, 2015 08:25 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: ChinaHack at June 11, 2015 08:25 PM (W5DcG)
@conservative monster. .. I don't like the idea of public sector unions either. I think that they should go away. I think that took often they and the government management have the same goals in mind as far as growing the government and no one speaks for the taxpayer. I don't think the spoils system is necessarily realistic. You can't completely re-form the government every four years
Posted by: Confuzzled at June 11, 2015 08:25 PM (cmUfZ)
Hope things are going well.
Also, Anna! Not that we don't talk more often, you actually-writing-person you!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 11, 2015 08:25 PM (bLnSU)
Try to find a Carter supporter. It's easier to find Sasquatch.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 11, 2015 08:19 PM (oKE6c)
*raises hand*
I voted for Carter in 1976, when I turned 18. My first election.
Just in the interest of honesty. It's not like I'm proud of it or anything.
The voting age was lowered from 21 to 18 in the early 70s, during the Vietnam war. The argument was, "We send these kids to fight and die for their country, but we don't let them vote." It was hard to argue with that.
The draft ended shortly thereafter, but the 18 year old voting age stayed. Maybe it's time for a second look at that.
Posted by: rickl at June 11, 2015 08:25 PM (sdi6R)
like a pack of cigs. Reporter asks Obama spokesliar if it is in fact a
pack of cigs....
Let's just take a few steps back and ask two questions:
--- Why is the MSM asking about this instead of something a little more important, like, say, what is your f#$%ing strategy in ISIS??!?
--- Why is the WH more concerned over Obama's image re" smoking than the fact that, say, he STILL doesn't have a strategy for dealing with ISIS?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2015 08:26 PM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Redneck Sodomite at June 11, 2015 08:26 PM (JG47A)
Right now, those of us who work Computer Security are hampered by a huge amount of oversight and rules. We can't make the changes we need to actually fix security... because it takes so long for any change to get through the system...
Posted by: BB Wolf at June 11, 2015 08:12 PM (qh617)
THIS
On steroids.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 11, 2015 08:26 PM (V+kmg)
I know of one. Did I ever mention that I have a painting of Billy Carter's horse?
Posted by: freaked at June 11, 2015 08:26 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 11, 2015 08:27 PM (mx5oN)
Oh, what's that you say,,,
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 11, 2015 08:27 PM (ftVQq)
Yeah Jurassic World is calling because it will be away from the Internet.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 11, 2015 08:27 PM (GF78Y)
Joe "Choo-Choo" Biden
Posted by: Jukin, Former Republican at June 11, 2015 08:24 PM (TV9BR)<<<
GM is alive. And
Posted by: Joke Biden at June 11, 2015 08:28 PM (LF5/M)
like a pack of cigs. Reporter asks Obama spokesliar if it is in fact a
pack of cigs....
Next president is hoping the brits come and burn down the white house. Never be able to get the smell out.
Posted by: just saying at June 11, 2015 08:28 PM (wkuqO)
The hardest part of that list is *letting things go*, particularly letting go of the belief that you can or should control every damned thing.
The same people who want the trappings of wealth want the control to throttle a society so it can't provide them, and they're too dumb to learn that lesson, as history shows.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 11, 2015 08:28 PM (bLnSU)
Those LifeLock commercials are sounding pretty good.
Posted by: no good deed at June 11, 2015 08:29 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: TJ Camper at June 11, 2015 08:29 PM (lpg2r)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 11, 2015 08:29 PM (7RXcs)
Posted by: Weasel at June 11, 2015 08:29 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2015 07:14 PM (FsuaD)
That's the whole point, Jane. Does the phrase "Stockholm Syndrome" ring a bell?
Posted by: creeper at June 11, 2015 08:29 PM (bd/JC)
But hey, as you fed guys tell us.. "If you're not doing anything wrong, you've got nothing to worry about"
Posted by: kbdabear at June 11, 2015 08:29 PM (GrXXa)
----------------------
Ahemmmm,,,
Posted by: John Boehner & Mitch McConnell & Ryan Now at June 11, 2015 08:30 PM (TV9BR)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 11, 2015 08:30 PM (ftdxp)
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Do they have that in extra large?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 11, 2015 08:31 PM (OFsYt)
I guess my point is, had I not read it here, I wouldn't have known. Part of that is on me, since I don't watch TV, or get a paper, etc, but you'd think they would have to notify those affected.
And I'm sure they will, eventually.
Didn't this happen a year ago, though??
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 11, 2015 08:31 PM (L+Tc2)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at June 11, 2015 08:31 PM (kmtse)
Posted by: freaked at June 11, 2015 08:31 PM (BO/km)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 11, 2015 08:31 PM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 11, 2015 08:23 PM (bLnSU)
Looks like another guy fell on his lightsaber. I'm putting this one down as "workplace accident".
Posted by: Sith Agent at June 11, 2015 08:31 PM (0NdlF)
It does have the whiff of Cloward and Piven about it, but everything smells like that the last few years.
Now's the time to let your freak flag fly, Feds. No secrets for you, two decades!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 11, 2015 08:31 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: no good deed at June 11, 2015 08:29 PM (GgxVX)
I bought it immediately after the first TRICARE hack back in the day.
Haven't regretted it.
Haven't needed it either.
Until now.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 11, 2015 08:32 PM (V+kmg)
Kind of ironic that now it's the government employees who have to worry
who has all sorts of embarrassing and destructive information on their
private lives ...
Yeah, if only it were just assholes like Lois Lerner and Obama WH staff who got hacked. This cluster f#$% has taken it to whole new level.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2015 08:32 PM (k2QA3)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, by the Pale Moon light at June 11, 2015 08:32 PM (m9V0o)
Posted by: Weasel at June 11, 2015 08:32 PM (e3bId)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 11, 2015 08:29 PM (GrXXa)
Who said that?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 11, 2015 08:32 PM (V+kmg)
Nasty, chemical taste in mouth. *reaches for moar wine*
I'm jealous of whoever's having dinner with J. J. Sefton tonight.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2015 08:32 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Sith Agent at June 11, 2015 08:31 PM (0NdlF)............Your diligence will be rewarded. Here, have a Twi'lek.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at June 11, 2015 08:33 PM (bLnSU)
Posted by: freaked at June 11, 2015 08:31 PM (BO/km)"---------Catcher
Posted by: John Boehner & Mitch McConnell & Ryan Now at June 11, 2015 08:33 PM (TV9BR)
-
Find out what's in your boss's file for $99.99.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 11, 2015 08:34 PM (smwn1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2015 07:14 PM (FsuaD)
That's the whole point, Jane. Does the phrase "Stockholm Syndrome" ring a bell?
Posted by: creeper at June 11, 2015 08:29 PM (bd/JC)<<<
**looking giddy**
This is all too overwhelming.
**squirt**
Posted by: Cloward and Piven at June 11, 2015 08:35 PM (LF5/M)
Posted by: no good deed at June 11, 2015 08:35 PM (GgxVX)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 11, 2015 08:16 PM (7RXcs)
I wouldn't barter ammo unless it was someone I literally trusted with my life.
I can think of many, many ways that could go wrong.
***
"Hey, man, I'm out of ammo. Can you help me out? I can trade you some food."
"OK, sure, here."
(racks shotgun) "Now give me everything else you have."
Posted by: rickl at June 11, 2015 08:35 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Matt Yglesias at June 11, 2015 08:36 PM (TV9BR)
Anyone see this movie?
Flight World War II
Flight 42 was on its way, when it comes across an unidentifiable storm. Realizing they must go through, find themselves in France, 1940, World war II. A young soldier (Robbie Kay) tells them they are in the middle of a war zone. Dodging bullets and bombs the flight will attempt to make it back to modern day, without changing history too much.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Lovin Spoonful at June 11, 2015 08:37 PM (Ry8Bt)
Glad God was expelled and muslims replaced them EVERYWHERE, yet ?
Posted by: ron n. at June 11, 2015 08:37 PM (YVQn/)
Posted by: Empire1 at June 11, 2015 08:40 PM (3lMPc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 11, 2015 08:41 PM (FsuaD)
O by the way, all your medical records were mandated to go on line to...EVERYBODY'S records. Don't worry we have a double super secret lock box on all of them....EVERY single one.
Oh and you are welcome.
Posted by: King Barky the Liar of Fecal Touch at June 11, 2015 08:42 PM (TV9BR)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at June 11, 2015 08:42 PM (kdS6q)
I will be going back to SWTOR soon, ready to save at
least one Republic from itself and the Sith-class monsters wanting to
destroy it.
Posted by: exdem13 at June 11, 2015 08:12 PM (ry4ab)....................Hey
now. Anyway, technically I'm a Revanite, but don't tell the Emperor or
we'll have to have another *accident*.
----------------
The Revanites come across as sane and reasonable people, so of course they will have to go. The Sith have their playbook, and they're not changing it for anyone. They are not going to share power with wussy Light-side users either. It's the Sith way or the trash compactor. Choose wisely, Imperial subject.
Posted by: exdem13 at June 11, 2015 08:43 PM (ry4ab)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, supermodel Redneck Queenster at June 11, 2015 09:29 PM (FCPu0)
Posted by: Aviator at June 11, 2015 10:06 PM (sQzB6)
Posted by: Hamilton at June 11, 2015 10:25 PM (tR8og)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at June 12, 2015 05:42 AM (GpgJl)
Posted by: TimInVirginia at June 12, 2015 10:56 AM (BsxA+)
Posted by: DonS at June 12, 2015 12:20 PM (Q2pWM)
I mean, we are literally seeing all of the crap that has compiled for the past two hundred-ish years. Now that we see it, we can fix it. That the process of fixing will be gore-y may even be the source of some glee.
So that is encouraging. Yeah I can't really write my usual book and a half here. It is that bad.
Posted by: CthulhuDreaming at June 12, 2015 04:33 PM (NB+Vr)
My SF-86 is so boring, they wouldn't find anything to turn me.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 11, 2015 07:18 PM (Edob3)<p>
I don't think I said anything on my SF86 about raging wood over Chinese leather-clad femdoms. I'll have to go back and check, though.
Posted by: SpankmeMistressChi at June 12, 2015 05:59 PM (ev1Yh)
I am Ira Wetheral
My Disturbance of some ONTs is directly in response to Cooth's INSISTENCE that I
am responsible for his IT misfortune,
luap nor AKA Tim in Illinois was also called out and harassed, but seemingly didn't get the ban hammer because he did the 'turn the other cheek maneuver' which is cool.
I scream back at cooth, unperson, and a growing band of yahoos who seem to be swayed by his...
Magnificence. Buzzion fell into this as well as bebe.
The main point I want to make here, there is not and never will be any "evidence" pointing toward
implicating me. One night he got a bug up his ass, and never quit.
He is the sphincter in this case.
My belief, is while his fiancee was out of town, He stumbled into some bad shit on a porn site.
Maybe not, but he sure didn't get it from me.
Now my pal Mr Hat has been given over to the dark side.
Do I really have to wait for an apology from cooth?
When will his expensive "investigator" finger the culprit, if ever?
Late at night, all I have ever done was some silly back and forth you-tube music videos with hat and piercello. No fun anymore.
I don't see a resolution to this in the near future
But if you can, I'm amenable.
Seriously,
Ira
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